Rockario: @Metric_Furlong I really want "Everything Falls Flat" to be the next Human Fall Flat game where you play more than just people
RockPusher: I am Flat Bread
Metric_Furlong: Rockario can't you also play as a dog in human fall flat?
Rockario: I don't actually know
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong when did TUBC say they were coming back?
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
Metric_Furlong: 30th of November
Jondare: !next
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DarkMorford: Space bun!
RockPusher: Kerbal Space Bun
DigitalSeahorse: sergeThankJo
DigitalSeahorse: Serge's new emote
DigitalSeahorse: thx Jo
DarkMorford: Nice
RockPusher: sergeThankJo sergeJustRight
beowuuf: yay, hour's delay actually worked out so I can see crapshoot live"
ContingentCat: oh wow sergeThankJo sergeHeart
Metric_Furlong: beowuuf congrats
DarkMorford: WARK WARK
beowuuf: I would like to thank everyone who made it possible, my parents...
DarkAbyssKeeper: !next
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Metric_Furlong: well, poll is untied
Metric_Furlong: so might as well call it there
Metric_Furlong: (I could give the actual titles, if people want)
Rockario: I'm interested
PhoenixMelior: !furlongpoll
Metric_Furlong: okay then
PhoenixMelior: well, I suppose TUBC is late then. Womp womp
r10pez10: !subscribe obfuscatedfacts
PhoenixMelior: If I don't hear anything by next week I'm cancelling that patreon plan
Metric_Furlong: so I actually did a double take when PhoenixMelior mentioned Lost Dimension, because while it wasn't option 3...
PhoenixMelior: dangit
Metric_Furlong: it was option 1 "Everything Falls Flat"
InadvisablyTwee: !next
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PhoenixMelior: I was SO TORN
PhoenixMelior: I could have made a case for literally every obfuscation
Rockario: Because they lose a dimension, I get it!
Metric_Furlong: yep
BITs19_: !next
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Metric_Furlong: Option 2 "Stuck Playing the Hero" was the only non-JRPG on the list, as it happened
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
InadvisablyTwee: what was the toothpaste one
PhoenixMelior: InadvisablyTwee we're getting there, patience
Metric_Furlong: specifically: Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
PhoenixMelior: Stuck, Zero Escape, I see
Metric_Furlong: "Darkness Calling (but not the edgy kind" was Summon Night 6: Lost Borders
DarkMorford: Lost Borders, not edgy, okay.
Metric_Furlong: (also summon = call, Night is dark)
PhoenixMelior: also "Summon Night"
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (1m ago).
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
BITs19_: lrrSIGNAL
Amentur: lrrSIGNAL
Rockario: Oh, Calling as-in "calling up" not contacting
TehAmelie: it's coming alive!
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: and finally, the one that had us all stumped
CaptainEnder7: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: and finally, Extra Spicy Harrisa Toothpaste. Which I will let past-Graham identify:
NullColaShip: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Rockario: Extra Spicy Harrissa Toothpaste: aka a bad idea
InadvisablyTwee: Breath of fire. spicy toothpaste.
InadvisablyTwee: wow.
PhoenixMelior: Breath of Fire 3
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: nice
FurthestChunk55: hey all, what's this about toothpaste
PhoenixMelior: FurthestChunk55 de-obfuscating Extra Spicy Harissa Toothpaste
Metric_Furlong: thanks, I thought so.
offbeatwitch: life questions
RoeDent89: Evening all!
offbeatwitch: twitch just told me LRR is live
offbeatwitch: thanks, I didn't know
Maddrius: Evening @RoeDent89
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Hey all, we're ready to shoot some crap! Come see us film some deeply silly sketches about poop. | ||
offbeatwitch: not like I'm on the page and actively watching or anything
Metric_Furlong: anyway, that's also what won by 1 vote, so guess that's what I'm playing next (just chaining 90s games, what could go wrong?)
StormCountAt19: Howdy chat
PhoenixMelior: which is, three levels of spice for Breath of Fire 3
Solipsody: Hey, what? A crapshoot? Okay, Twitch, I'll forgive you for ignoring the "archives" in the URL just this once.
Rathclav just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Rathclav subscribed for 24 months in a row!
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Anaerin: Suddenly... MUSIC!
RoeDent89: It's like seeing ads for the restaurant you're currently dining in.
paronomasiac042: First there was nothing. Then the Lord said "Let there be light!" And there was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
beowuuf: calling it now, on location courtroom poop sketch finally being filmed! (disclaimer: i don't think this is happening)
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TXC2 phases back into exsistace
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: *waves*
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I_Am_Clockwork: we have liftoff!
RoeDent89: Keep that idea for the next writing stream though. It's got legs
ContingentCat: obligitory that intro should really be reshot
TehAmelie: halo
red_shoes_jeff: C A R P S H O T !
TheAinMAP: Hello.
ritchards: "they should shoot a new opening!"
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offbeatwitch: it really doesn't need to be reshot smh
DigitalSeahorse: I was just watching a jittery robot walk to this intro music
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InadvisablyTwee: Wanted to drop this during Now Kiss but slept in :(
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RockPusher: lrrDARK kathle3HEX lrrDARK kathle3HEX lrrDARK kathle3HEX
DigitalSeahorse: :P
offbeatwitch: yes I am aware that it is a "joke"
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is maximum comf (and still stylish)
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n_mandrag: lrrHEART more like 13 months...butt whatevers... lrrHEART
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I_Am_Clockwork: the bolas portrait with the pine wreath is hillarious
FurthestChunk55: oh good my internet decided to vomit everywhere the moment the shoot started
drcanonball: oh hi cam
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TXC2: "spare me my life, spare me my life"
DigitalSeahorse: oh yeah Kathleen tweeted her year end BNF poll, it's long...ish
Anaerin: Let's go earn someone else tons of money for shocking little pay!
ritchards: feet dow, *couh* up
Solipsody: Everyone's doing this at home too, right?
RockPusher: Cameron is profoundly un-moved
InadvisablyTwee: Cameron wandering in through the background like he doesn't know where he is lol
RoeDent89: This is like those helpful stretching exercises during that event that happened in November
tim19862: katesRip job security
I_Am_Clockwork: comedy bones is my Tom Lehur coverband
Manshadow3: I am now suddenly aware of how jealous I am of Kathleen's figure
Anaerin: Oh this one! Yay!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I DIDN'T MISS IT!
ritchards: blue wig?
thefileclerk: wow that is a deepish cut
anemzero: Do you have any cat ear headbands?
steelfox13: big horrible anime hat?
Questhere: car ears?
aClonedPickle: some sort of weeb beanie. weanie?
ThorSokar: and the Sanic shirt?
Questhere: er cat
thefileclerk: do they have a naruto headband?
tim19862: Bobtheninjagoldfish they started an hour late
xantos69: cheer50 #charity Crapshot idea. One person says: wow that is the saddest thing I have ever seen. A second person says: oh, that's nothing. <cut away to this scene as it is being described> I once saw a man alone in a Dennys at 3:00 am order a cupcake for one. When it arrived he unfolded a raggedy cardboard birthday hat from his pocket and put it on. He placed a single tea candle on top and after lighting it he blew it out while quietly singing happy birthday to himself.
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tim19862: aka just started
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: @tim19862 I'm okay with this lol
Maddrius: @xantos69 strong
Anaerin: xantos69: Keep hold of that. This is a "Shoot 2, edit 1" episode, so no writing.
Alness49: Either that or shoot it against a brick wall
StageMgrRob: Boner Hat?
hoktauri: well now I want to see Cam in a seersucker suit
RoeDent89: I T ' S F I N E
thefileclerk: half a crap
LoadingReadyRun: xantos69 that's just sad :'(
RoeDent89: A cr or an ap?
Alness49: Sorry, Film it against a Brick wall, sounds rather dark when I put it otherwise
tim19862: Bobtheninjagoldfish I'm glad to see more than you thought you were going to lrrAWESOME
tim19862: I'm glad you get to*
thefileclerk: @roedent89 just a fart
Maddrius: oh THIS one ...
manfred909: charity100 #charity
ContingentCat: oh yeah I remember this one
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tim19862: lrrSPOOP
PhoenixMelior: wait, WHAT
RockPusher: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
TXC2: wow we broke the Kathleen early
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Daedrin: i dont know if these lines were already written with cam in mind but his delivery is perfect
DigitalSeahorse: install more bathrooms
thefileclerk: oh, oh god.
PhoenixMelior: eat more fibre. It helps.
VoidByAnyOtherName: some sort of AGILE pooping technique? leozThonk
josh_le_crafter: its live?!
thefileclerk: person #2
red_shoes_jeff: H O N K
laozi3: "looking haunted"
DigitalSeahorse: install more unisex washrooms! ferociousPride TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride IntersexPride
Solipsody: Dripping wet.
thefileclerk: it unlocked things
RoeDent89: We never really grow up, do we?
steelfox13: Cam was "bottom bunk"
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
r10pez10: ADR
laozi3: literally a crap shot
thefileclerk: @roedent89 as cam said "our telomeres just grt shorter"
josh_le_crafter: oh, also, I was just watching now kiss...
Skudd: Cam on cam
FoxFyr: When my grandpa was growing up he had 7 siblings and his uncle lived with them, so his fathers solution for this 11 person household was to install a second toilet and remove the locks to the bathroom
mercano82: Can you do it with Lav mics? Or get a tripod for Heather so she can run boom.
Anaerin: DigitalSeahorse: You know, "Unisex" implies only one sex. Like "Unicycle" with only one wheel. Perhaps a better term is "Omnisex". Not a criticism of you, just an observation on the craziness of the English language.
TXC2: josh_le_crafter quite the thing wasnt it :P
Freshly_Toasted: Ah the old sonic. Before... that poster
RoeDent89: Vidyagames!
nightwingmisthawk: !next
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drcanonball: cheaters?
r10pez10: behind the curtain
Solipsody: The more they say "videogames," the more it sounds like a euphemism.
josh_le_crafter: @txc2 halfway through it... but ugh
Anaerin: Time to build you own sweded Notflix...
tim19862: where's the rest of the crew? hmm
DigitalSeahorse: Anaerin, tell that to garment companies :P
PhoenixMelior: new Netflix. There will be no content available in Canada
Noy2222: Netflix - A part of our heritage
Maddrius: @tim19862 enroute
Freshly_Toasted: I always thought of unisex as a "one size fits all" sort of thing
RockPusher: Beej wants to be the very best
tim19862: ah, thanks Maddrius
DigitalSeahorse: install more OMNISEX washrooms!
red_shoes_jeff: I don't understand... they played videogames? WITHOUT us? How does that work?
thefileclerk: @digitalseahorse i can only imagine that is a bathroom with a floating giant eye
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen not having pigtails is weird to me for this character
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InadvisablyTwee: :o
TXC2: TStodden lrrHEART
tim19862: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrAWESOME TStodden SeemsGood
InadvisablyTwee: lrrHEART
jadedcynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:20.
asthanius: uWu what's this?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it really echoes the Whiteboard too
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
steelfox13: owo what dis?
Amentur: LUL
tim19862: haha
jadedcynic: Dammit Cam - BRILLIANT!
PendelSteven: fifiThink 'Ello, I think I'm going to see this AFK
Maddrius: yes
hippitybobbity: omg
PhoenixMelior: sigh, I still don't think that's funny
RoeDent89: DO IT!
DiscordianTokkan: Cam is history's Greatest monster. Emphasis on great
Forgebold: òwó
Freshly_Toasted: Oh my anime yes
coolbond: how about just about to exit the frame take a double take and double back
Solipsody: How do you even indicate that in a script?
jadedcynic stops eating until stream is over
Alness49: J'UwU-se!
TehAmelie: òwó
Jondare: I can't tell if that idea is brilliant or horrible
thefileclerk: òwó
coelopteryx: the Accusatory OwO: ÒwÓ
Questhere: [owo intensifies]
TXC2: when, WHEN? will we a British policeman going "uwu uwu uwu, what's all this then?"
qrpth: !smash
LRRbot: Put Gritty in Smash, you cowards!
PendelSteven: fifiWave so bye chat for now KonCha
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX W kathle3HEX
EC_as_That: ÒwÓ
Foxmar320: Hello chat
FurthestChunk55: !smash
LRRbot: Put Octodad in Smash, you cowards!
Solipsody: @Anaerin Right?
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
thefileclerk: jesus beej
jadedcynic: Put Beej in Smash, you cowards! lrrBEEJ
tim19862: oh wow, that's amazing TheGreenMonster450
battlebotsfan55: It’s the king of carp magicarp
RockPusher: "Lifestyle Party" LUL
josh_le_crafter: ΩωΩ wats dis
Anaerin: !smash
LRRbot: Put My Horse Prince in Smash, you cowards!
r10pez10: "lifestyle party"
PendelSteven: Chili? Did someone say chili? :P
Alness49: But think of the fun you can have with the greenscreen!
TheGreenMonster450: tim19862 I make silly stuff, what can I say :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE W lrrCIRCLE
coolbond: ÖwÖ
thefileclerk: WooooooW
RoeDent89: Hope
paronomasiac042: lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
shurtal: You lifestyle determines your smashstyle
Daedrin: Ducktales, UwU
TXC2: when Beej says "lifestyal party" he meant sex right?
jadedcynic: @PendelSteven no, they're Canadian - "chilly" as in between -10c and -30c
steelfox13: Confirmed G and K haven't defiled the moon base,
TStodden: You can ALREADY put Beej in Smash... it's a DIY deal w/ Mii Fighters
Freshly_Toasted: Is OwO the inverse of WoooooW?
tim19862: nice! another good one I saw was "MOOD" TheGreenMonster450
thefileclerk: also, more rubber tarps
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFall W sergeFall
PhoenixMelior: txc2 only sort of
CrazymattCaptain: is there an anime hat that otaku Kathleen could wear?
InadvisablyTwee: Put Professor Pigglesworth in smash you COWARDS
TXC2: PhoenixMelior Ok thanks
DiscordianTokkan: Hinder Surprise!
Alness49: So when do we get a lrrUwU ?
r10pez10: oh like that band
qrpth: I believe it's called 'managing'.
DigitalSeahorse: pizzas3Sun W pizzas3Sun
Solipsody: Hindr is the only app that ever made me consider getting a smart phone.
thefileclerk: that is what i do at work!
Anaerin: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem; Stop being part of the fucking problem!
jadedcynic: Hindr™ - Kathleen's new answer to LinkedIn ;)
TehAmelie: oÖ°w°Öo <-a cute little spider face
TXC2: jadedcynic too real :P
laozi3: Hindr sounds like the name of a Valkyrie
DigitalSeahorse: katesTry W katesTry
Maddrius: @jadedcynic Nice. Also what @TXC2 said a bit real
chicken_mike: should kathleen have the hood up?
RoeDent89: Has the Gratitude Wall moved or are there two gratitude walls?
Foxmar320: two
r10pez10: there are two lights
GlennSeto: Hi friends! Is it anime fan club time again?
TXC2: RoeDent89 thare are two
paronomasiac042: There are *five* lights.
beowuuf: two gratitude walls
TXC2: GlennSeto yeap
RoeDent89: So it's a Load-Bearing Corridor of Gratitude
ritchards: inb4 screen saver kicks in
Freshly_Toasted: An alley of achievement?
LoadingReadyRun: We have an excess of gratitude!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL W lrrCREEPR
TXC2: theres the one from moonbase delta, and the one for moonbase mkV
GlennSeto: @TXC2 Awesome!
Solipsody: Should Anime Club Girl be... Shorter, somehow?
DigitalSeahorse: O.O
DarkMorford: ~honk
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
GlennSeto: wow
DigitalSeahorse: throw back Friday
r10pez10: flashback friday
thefileclerk: short awful and to the point, i love it
tim19862: katesHug w katesHug2
shurtal: god, "Dishonering Nihon" is a phrase that makes me feel so many shades of feelings
jadedcynic: "I like this lens; it GETS me." KappaRoss
TXC2: I feel this an anime club for adults
RockPusher: Occasionally I catch sight of my name on the wall and feel both proud and profoundly weird that my name is on a wall in an office half a world away
Skudd: I still feel like this is the perfect crapshot to end with "a murder ensues"
LoadingReadyRun: Luckily the gratitude wall was more metaphorically load bearing then actual structural, so we could bring it with us :)
steelfox13: I don't anime what's Nihan?
RockPusher: It's an odd thing we do here
TXC2: it's like a book club. but anime instead
ritchards: boom shadow, boom shadow (they fixed it)
tim19862: haha
Foxmar320: LOL
lare291: Lol
r10pez10: holy shit
thefileclerk: @rockpusher dont you basically have a wing of the office?
DigitalSeahorse: haha
Maddrius: @RockPusher agree.
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thundershot879: lol
DarkMorford: steelfox13, "nihon" is the Japanese word for Japan
ritchards: Paul!
lare291: Nippon is an alternate pronunciation
tim19862: LoadingReadyRun it was a good choice in retrospect
steelfox13: @darkmorford Ahh thanks.
Anaerin: "Wat Dis". You're enunciating FAR too much.
RoeDent89: Hi Paul
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RockPusher: A wild Paul appears!
KV1NN4: needs 20% more sneer :U
tim19862: LUL
beowuuf: new netflix, what dis?
Solipsody: That sounds about right actually.
Arikell: That voice is amazing
TXC2: yes hi, I JUST Made that joke :P
Lord_Hosk: I dont know, that appears like a pretty tame paul
RoeDent89: uwu uwu uwu what's all this then
Anaerin: UwU UwU UwU, what's all this, then!
Rockario: I really like the accusatory UwU without the "What's this"
NimrodXIV: HA
Foxmar320: hahaaa
beowuuf: sudden;y british
lare291: Haha
GlennSeto: dammit XD
RockPusher: lrrDARK
MercurialVox: a little too much english on that one
Alness49: I think we soured it
DigitalSeahorse: xD
jadedcynic: went totally cockney Bobby
fireiceair1989: Haha
Jondare: UwU govner!
TXC2: !clips
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Gnyrinn: Wouldn't the Anime Girl have her hood up at all times? Especially as it would hide K's stylish haircut?
PhoenixMelior: perhaps the uwu is just too much for this
lare291: UwU
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the uwu should be facing the TV.
drcanonball: jus go ara ara
hippitybobbity: uwu wots oll this then?
RoeDent89: As a Brit, I'm very proud of you all.
tim19862: now I just want that with Graham Chapman
eruanno123: UwU
Anaerin: 'cor blimey, UwU guv'nah!
Freshly_Toasted: UwU notices your accent
asthanius: "Doctor UwU is on!"
jadedcynic: UwU Wot's all this, then? *gestures menacingly with trunchon*
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaElbows kathle3HEX W kathle3HEX
TheOtherTrevor: faster reaction / start the line while turning?
thefileclerk: there w goo
Akaiatana: UwU can dUwU it, Kathleen!
Alness49: Just listening to the best of "The UwU"
Freshly_Toasted: That was fluid af
Skudd: "Got em all" I SEE WHAT YOU DID
thefileclerk: thats it!
tim19862: haha
jadedcynic: good idea
tim19862: sounds amazing
Maddrius: Nice Cam!
Questhere: whats japanese for "crappy"
lare291: Kuso?
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RockPusher: LRR: A lot of dirty shoulder and then Beej
DarkMorford: Probably "kuso," yeah
Anaerin: So Ruwude!
Solipsody: Beej starts entirely blocked out, then leans into shot?
jadedcynic: shoulder SO dirty that we need to raise the camera to keep it from becoming soiled
steelfox13: socially unaware anime girl.
asthanius: I thought "kuso" was "shit"
DigitalSeahorse: :O
thirsty_kitteh: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:55.
lare291: Kuso also works as an adjective
TehAmelie: and already dishonoring Nihoun. Baka!
lare291: I think
DigitalSeahorse: xmas tree has spoops! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lare291: Kusoge: Shitty game
Solipsody: I like my shoulders entirely unlike my martinis: Dirty.
josh_le_crafter: so rOwOde
ritchards: they say (as in LRR says this) the meme isn't outdated until LRR does it
DarkMorford: Correct. "Kusoge" is basically "crap game" or "shit game"
tim19862: unlevel floor?
jadedcynic: yay! Mission Accomplished! lrrCHKN
lare291: I actually know some Japanese, I'm impressed
TXC2: a meme isn't dead until Desert bus kills it
Foxmar320: omg that xmas tree is amazing
lare291: I also know how to ask whether one likes sushi
jadedcynic: well, I could argue DB2018 did UwU in...and LRR's just nailing the coffin shut
thefileclerk: @txc2 db just mutates it
TheOtherTrevor: Hold the bOwOm
RockPusher: A booming Paul
jadedcynic: PAAAAAAUUUUL? Can you Boom?
Alness49: RIOT!
tim19862: WEE!! \o/
wowot: PARTY
josh_le_crafter: pual?
ritchards: we're too scared of Hodor to act up
coelopteryx: sits quietly
fireiceair1989: fireic1Burn
Traion: Hodor is watching. Always....
Maddrius: Heather is always watching
NazakYuzak: ANARCHY
Stoffern: uWu?
ContingentCat: OwO
kinslayer6788: lrrHEART
thefileclerk: gosh darn butts!
Alness49: UWUNARCHY!
TXC2: I mean I'm supervising right? :P
FoxFyr: QWQ
josh_le_crafter: wooOwO?
jadedcynic: RIght Paul's not watching Post "that's what she said" jokes
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX W kathle3HEX
RockPusher: Paul booms like a flightless parrot lrrHEART
rendelnep: squwuwats squwuwats squwuwats
Questhere: "lower..." *shoves into beejs face*
asthanius: "original" english dub?
tim19862: Squid1 w Squid4
TheOtherTrevor: "original"
TXC2: as apposed to the original Kingon
tim19862: WutFace w WutFace
lurkerspine: Netflix recommendation engine is completely off for me.
jadedcynic: "cue" or "queue"?
Questhere: lrrGARBO
tim19862: new costume?
RockPusher: A brief shot of the hardest working member of the LRR crew - lrrGARBO
beowuuf: toilet billards is a real thing
steelfox13: Napping
tim19862: queue
Solipsody: @beowuuf No it isn't. Even if it happens it isn't.
jadedcynic: ^^^
ritchards: costume change?
thefileclerk: dont say hard.
Foxmar320: this is going to be great
TXC2: ASS: the musical Kappa
tim19862: quOwO? lrrSPOOP
SkywalkerStalker98: my high schook did that one year
beowuuf: I may have been overstating the existance of toilet billards a smidgen solipsody :)
ThePerrBearr: i din't realize it was a musical
ThorSokar: is that the followup to AHSS the Musical?
FlyingUltraCar: My sister was in a production of urinetown
josh_le_crafter: are the lrr hoodies good?
Anaerin: Comes from bathroom space.
ContingentCat: or if you use the little white board Kathllen can pull it out from behind her
RockPusher: Hooray for Hammerspace! dixHAMMER
Maddrius: I love that hammer-space is such a thing ^.^
tim19862: does it adjust the pressure of the fluid?! wow
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
tim19862: neato
coelopteryx: i love their hats
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP lrrHEART
jadedcynic: wooo! lrrSPOOP
Lord_Hosk: oh its lights
stevestein: lrrWOW
Alness49: Ah, the traditional Christmas Moose!
Stoffern: The christmas moose?
DigitalSeahorse: :D lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
josh_le_crafter: ohmg
ThorSokar: hahaha, tiny Spoops!
TheOtherTrevor: The traditional Canadian Moose tree topper
dangerous_safety: tiny spoops
DigitalSeahorse: MOOSE
RockPusher: HolidayTree HolidayTree HolidayTree
morgoth_bauglyr: this tree be HAUNTED
ThePerrBearr: a moose tree topper
Rathclav: lrrAWESOME
Solipsody: Spoopifers of Christmas Past?
Lord_Hosk: there are lights on the tree
coelopteryx: the traditional Chalk Scream
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
r10pez10: ASMR
josh_le_crafter: al
Arikell: Is the moose traditional in Canada? I feel like it should be
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thefileclerk: i love mailtime so darn much
jadedcynic: eeee, good to know Cam was hurting his OWN ears as much as he was hurting ours ;)
TXC2: Thrill as a man prints
Alness49: I so want Cam to flip this around to show a surprise UWU
ritchards: are we at seasonal mail times yet?
josh_le_crafter: are the lrr hoodies any good???
Freshly_Toasted: This is very satisfying
DigitalSeahorse: Arikell, well it is NOW :P
Daedrin: chalk board asmr mmmm
TXC2: josh_le_crafter apparently yes
r10pez10: cam's got technical drawing lettering
thefileclerk: that was probably a prop
tim19862: ah lrrEFF
Freshly_Toasted: That E is spicy
thefileclerk: oh nice
Maddrius: F
ContingentCat: lrrEFF
Skudd: ueu wat dis
woofmute: oh boy
Solipsody: He starts with the middle letter. That's the secret tech right there.
thefileclerk: oh no i am wrong
Kykiwi: oh great
stevestein: NO UEUE
coelopteryx: heck's sake, fcc
DigitalSeahorse: F already shitty cell service
tim19862: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF ing bastards
Seagulyus: it also means that you can't tax them, that was the poiunt of it
ritchards: and this is a lesson in how to do signs without screwing up spacing!
r10pez10: postage rates keep going up
red_shoes_jeff: NO UWU FOR NUMBER 2
thefileclerk: and aim makes a comeback
n_mandrag: They can EFF in a fire... thankfully I am in the EU
josh_le_crafter: ewe?
TheOtherTrevor: The FCC is ruining christmas
RockPusher: The FCC where the foxes are in charge of the chicken coup
Lord_Hosk: Wait, is it for Canadian Christmas, Moonbase Chrstmas, or real Christmas?
Seagulyus: because california was trying to tax text messages for some goddamn reason
stevestein: Bummer Beej
PhoenixMelior: woo! No more Crimmus!
ContingentCat: no the FCC is
Daedrin: that's a butt
jadedcynic: @thefileclerk well, if you happen to own a Telco, yeah, it's good. but if you're not a literal "captialist", but just a wage slave...not so much
jadedcynic: BUTT!
beowuuf: secret butt tech
r10pez10: uwu que?
josh_le_crafter: q is butt
Freshly_Toasted: MMM
TheOtherTrevor: The Q queue
coelopteryx: oh noooo it's a butt Q. oh my goodness.
0x6772: Um, but SMS already lacks guaranteed delivery. It's functionally UDP.
thefileclerk: well freaking done
Alness49: Anything can be a butt if you try
Jondare: And meanwhile the EU have been steadily making roaming charges a thing of the past, and making mobile subscriptions cheaper and easier
red_shoes_jeff: SQUEAK
Freshly_Toasted: Can we just have a stream of cam writing random phrases on a chalkboard like this?
r10pez10: yeah it's a good tip, the only issue is when the letters are different widths
DigitalSeahorse: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Maddrius: @0x6772 not as a protocal, but as a legally binding consumer rights issue
beowuuf: timing
Solipsody: It should be clear that she put a LOT of time into this sign about poop-queuing.
Alchemistmerlin: I don't really know what ASMR is, but I feel like chalk+chalkboard is the opposite
manfred909: sergeSqueak
tim19862: and squeaky
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
PhoenixMelior: Jondare the EU is also collectively still not the size of Canada
rrtycoon2: That a firm...Q
MercurialVox: assmar
r10pez10: hahahaha
Seagulyus: Alchemistmerlin SMR is sounds that trigger a certain
Anaerin: Such good keming
ricin: keming
PhoenixMelior: hah! Cam draws his Fs like I do!
jadedcynic: @0x6772 but no, that's the system being unreliable - what Beej mentioned is the Telco DELIBERATELY deciding to not deliver.
josh_le_crafter: f is just a negative integral
RockPusher: hehehe - I typed chicken coop as chicken coup and now I can't not think of a poultry uprising smashing the state
Anaerin: Octothorpe!
jadedcynic: OCTOTHORP!
thefileclerk: kern me daddy
PhoenixMelior: Clearly we both took a lot of advanced math courses
ritchards: #BlameJames
r10pez10: ∫∫∫
0x6772: @Maddrius But my point is that cross-carrier SMS is already not gruanteed, and they could already have been discriminating based on <insert socio-economic association here>
Stoffern: #2
Freshly_Toasted: Oh that sexy octothrope
Solipsody: Seriously, how come Cam's homestream isn't just this?
TXC2: pretty slick
Seagulyus: a certain reaction within 90+% of the population's brains that causes "tingles" in the brain
Anaerin: So swooshy!
josh_le_crafter: numero dos
tim19862: handwriting OP OpieOP
PhoenixMelior: I can't not do the loop 2
NimrodXIV: Cam's writing is always so good
ElektroTal: that chalk squeak is anti-asmr
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ulifernando01: nailed it
Alness49: So is the 2 a secret poop emoji? lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: oohhhhhhh, Cam is a chalkboard calligrapher - worth all the sqeaks!
ritchards: now imagine Kathleen having done this ;)
ricin: good q and queue. loop de two
0x6772: @jadedcynic I get it, and I don't like it, I'm saying "who the fuck ever relied on SMS anyway?"
KV1NN4: I want this to be a font I can type with ;.;
asthanius: The N is really nice and subtle
Freshly_Toasted: That Q has me MOIST
DigitalSeahorse: weird 2 w 2?
InadvisablyTwee: You could make a crapshot that was just people getting sexually aroused by handwriting. "ooo that kerning ngh"
Maddrius: Nicely done Cam.
r10pez10: there is an online service that will turn your handwriting sample into a font
Solipsody: @InadvisablyTwee What's the joke?
ContingentCat: OOOO Serifs
lurkerspine: Alex paints well
InadvisablyTwee: @Solipsody ......
r10pez10: how do you serif a Q tho
Daedrin: UwU?
Maddrius: Unfortunately Graham is not here for the font appreciation discussion
namelynamerson: yee yee
DigitalSeahorse: if it's funny and painterly, Alex did it
MalBeam: sans serifs?? don't kinkshame
Freshly_Toasted: OwO font's dis?
tim19862: nice
ritchards: G is supposed to be here at some point?
Freshly_Toasted: OH MAN
RockPusher: LUL
Daedrin: thorlarGasm
DigitalSeahorse: pfffffft
ContingentCat: lrrHORn lrrHORn lrrHORn lrrHORn
Lord_Hosk: benginDab
0x6772: @Jabrwock Or, "The FCC/corporation's censorship is functionally imperceptible from network damage."
ContingentCat: * lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
jadedcynic: In this Crapshoot, we invent a font (kern a font?)
TheMetalupis: Big Dot Energy
RockPusher: Moving Hodor's cord gabyLewd
Rathclav: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
tim19862: katesLol katesNice
0x6772: (
0x6772: (Ahem, sorry... jadedcynic, not Jabrwock. My apologies.)
thefileclerk: this feels like cathleen has been drinking the coffee ichor
tim19862: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE (it's a queue) lrrARROW
TheMerricat: Anyone see the the news that Blizzard sounds like it's effectively killing off Heros of the Storm?
namelynamerson: merry krimis
tim19862: lrrFRUMP huh
TXC2: good stomach bongo there Beej
RockPusher belly-bongos along with Beej
ThePerrBearr: belly drum?
josh_le_crafter: ecstasy for the ORB
Freshly_Toasted: Lowkey bop
stevestein: The debut album Sounds of Beej's Belt Buckle comes out next week.
Stoffern: more like belt buckle drum?
Seagulyus: TheMerricat I heard they cancelled pretty much the entire esports scene for HoTS
Maddrius: Yes!
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
InadvisablyTwee: Time for a hambone break?
Lord_Hosk: You know what the real killer of productivity is? adding superfluous ueue to the Q in Queue
Inquisitor_Xian: hamboning with beej
thefileclerk: i love that
stevestein: #BeejsBeltBuckleBongoBeats
TheMerricat: @Seagulyus and they are moving the devs to other teams
InadvisablyTwee: @stevestein sounds like something they'd play on Rhythm Cafe lol
DigitalSeahorse: finger motion for board to "come here" then board obeys :P
drcanonball: russian roulette
PhoenixMelior: TheMerricat not to mention putting the pros out of work just before year end
ContingentCat: is there still a prop sword?
Seagulyus: TheMerricat I heard it was profitability being a problem...I think fortnite and league caught up to them
FlyingUltraCar: Shouldn’t Kathleen have a line about how people spend too much time waiting for the bathroom?
asthanius: A handful of aortas
coolbond: knife stabbing
thefileclerk: chewing Christmas lights
jadedcynic: Beej takes a quick jaunt to a butcher shop
r10pez10: coming up next, in mail time
pterodactyl_noises: I think that'd be a bit distracting for the scene
InadvisablyTwee: one of them is just wearing a viking helmet for no reason
Lord_Hosk: wait, you dont have a human heart in the prop room?
Freshly_Toasted: Like strawberry laces but bloodied human viscera
tim19862: gross
ContingentCat: I assumed that was strawberry jam
cuttlefishman: wait, you didn;t actaully kill Cam?
Solipsody: Huh. I figured it would be cornstarch based.
jadedcynic: Oh! Well I guess we don't need a loading time for that then
InadvisablyTwee: That sounds grosser than actual viscera actually
Solipsody: It seemed non-Newtonian.
DiscordianTokkan: I legit thought they shot a paintball into the window
TheWooglie: Lord_Hosk in the drawer next to the prop baby
tim19862: katesLol lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
ContingentCat: not the O R B
Solipsody: Overhead swing!
Skudd: Not the head trauma
TXC2: Cam up for his Ninjitsu black belt here Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: don't kill the Cameron!
Freshly_Toasted: Uuuh
asthanius: It's a child!
BITs19_: penelope!
InadvisablyTwee: Penelope!!
ritchards: Penelope!!!
Maddrius: Penelope!
Seagulyus: yayy a babeh
LoadingReadyRun: Please do not send us a human heart for a prop :P
DigitalSeahorse: Temple is one of the most lethal strike points of the body
Stoffern: uwu!
Freshly_Toasted: PENELOPE
InadvisablyTwee: it's the small cute child
TXC2: Hello Penelope
FurthestChunk55: PENELOPE
namelynamerson: penelope!!!!
josh_le_crafter: RIGHT THIS IS LIVE
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
Freshly_Toasted: Our lady and saviour
red_shoes_jeff: PENELOPE
Amentur: Hello Penelope lrrHEART
drcanonball: prop baby
josh_le_crafter: OwO wats dis
Kykiwi: lol
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun so just non-human hearts, got it
n_mandrag: tangHi tangHi Penelope !
jadedcynic: heya Penelope! We're not finished yet, but it shouldn't be long :D
stevestein: @LoadingReadyRun Okay, puppy heart it is
tim19862: daww
lare291: Aww
Morendur: but @LoadingReadyRun I have an extra one just doing nothing, surely you could put it to better use? :D
TheMetalupis: @LoadingReadyRun what about a cow heart? those are much bigger and easier to see on camera
cuttlefishman: Pika
Seagulyus: ContingentCat and not pig hearts - they can be mistaken easily for human hearts
Kykiwi: penelope harshed boss
BITs19_: awwww!
InadvisablyTwee: aww
r10pez10: but loadingreadyrun we wuuuuuv you
pterodactyl_noises: I can't believe she knows the phrase "you are filming" She's so cute
TheAinMAP: Pikachu!
Solipsody: You have to explain to her about the effiiciency. With pooping.
RassilonDND: penelope is three?! bussing beej thats been a fast three years
DigitalSeahorse: Penelope mister165Wave
Freshly_Toasted: Penelope will be a film director by age 8
TXC2: RassilonDND rigth?
Maddrius: @RassilonDND agree strongly
lurkerspine: The last 2 years have been an eternity
r10pez10: penelope dishonouring nihon
Daedrin: Chat. I think we're old.
FurthestChunk55: soon she's gonna be the president of canadia
josh_le_crafter: that was so cute
Anaerin: I mean, 2018 has been one hell of a decade.
lurkerspine: Every day of 2018 is like a f***ing decade
namelynamerson: wtf penelope is 3????
InadvisablyTwee: after a certain point children's vocabulary basically explodes from "mama" "dada" "milk" to "when are you finished filming". it's very bizarre.
Freshly_Toasted: We're not old just... mature?
DigitalSeahorse: how many of us are 40 already?
namelynamerson: where did the last 3 years go
Maddrius: Actually, I like the extra headspace, presents tension that the chalkboard slides into
Creideiki_SE: @Freshly_Toasted Just like good cheese!
jadedcynic: @DigitalSeahorse I was 40 over half-a decade ago :/
Freshly_Toasted: Exactly!
TXC2: the same black hole that the last 8 years has gone to for me
sivakrytos: i imagine that hanging out at her parents' internet video company helps with the "filming" vocabulary
ritchards: @DigitalSeahorse 40 was a few years ago
InadvisablyTwee: I'm still in my early twenties. Can't believe I'm sharing the chat with so many old-timers :P :P
DigitalSeahorse: jadedcynic, nice, I'm almost there! :D
fireiceair1989: @DigitalSeahorse 40? here i was feeling old for turning 30 in a couple of months
tim19862: ^ same
TXC2: fireiceair1989 same here
tim19862: about to be 33 though
namelynamerson: i was in high school when i found out about LRR
FoxFyr: I'm Ben's age so that feels like the lower end of the spectrum
r10pez10: hahahaha
jadedcynic pats @InadvisablyTwee on the head "time for bed, little one" ;)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The way Cameron pointed at each of the words was better than a single point, I feel
namelynamerson: Where did life go
Kykiwi: you could insert the beeper in post
jadedcynic: to be fair; it's a LOT of words
RassilonDND: i like the beep
namelynamerson: we'll get there
TXC2: jadedcynic you joke, but I SHOULD go to bed :P
ritchards: Penelope, we're filming here!
rendelnep: namely, into the sea
asthanius: A dollop of Penelope
DigitalSeahorse: Penelope, que silence
InadvisablyTwee: haha it's only 2:45 where I am
r10pez10: whatsthenmbr1thngffctnldgrdyrn'sprdctvvty??
beowuuf: !shh
InadvisablyTwee: Time zone superiority
Lord_Hosk: HONK!
Freshly_Toasted: ooh the hard point is nice
DigitalSeahorse: it stopped
TXC2: Lord_Hosk oh we got a whole other scene after this
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I liked the point to each word, more like putting over a "Slogan"
jadedcynic: @TXC2 well, then let me be your 'conscience' - the VOD (and wonderful efforts soon to YouTube) will be there for it.
stevestein: "Do you need someone to push it?"
namelynamerson: ah yes our dark mother, the sea
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
TXC2: jadedcynic yes, but will I have the time? :P
DigitalSeahorse: board still not far enough by the look here
tim19862: katesNice
jadedcynic: You can always MAKE the time for LRR
Freshly_Toasted: Spicy
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse we're at a different angle
asthanius: @DigitalSeahorse Eh, it works for conveyance
rrtycoon2: We're at a very different angle from the camera though.
offbeatwitch: @DigitalSeahorse they can *see* the camera output.
thefileclerk: needs more nihon
jadedcynic: well, our angle is different from the filming camera's @DigitalSeahorse
r10pez10: parallax
Solipsody: This Crapshot is kind of the opposite of a Man's Romance, isn't it?
RassilonDND: needs more energy.
jadedcynic: good take!
TXC2: Solipsody kinda yeah
Anaerin: No diagram on the chalkboard for that? (Which would be hilarious, Kathleen pushes the chalkboard away, then pulls it back with a diagram on it)
jadedcynic: @Solipsody sounds like it
NathanJay_GA: @solipsody ...huh
r10pez10: the shots work, you mean
r10pez10: not the high saddle poop thing, right??
DigitalSeahorse: yeah diagram add would be funny
Anaerin: r10pez10: Yes, an upper decker by another name.
Solipsody: @Anaerin Off the top board?
namelynamerson: high in the saddle lol
Invitare: should the blackboard be in shot?
PhoenixMelior: I don't get the "high in the saddle' turn of phrase
tim19862: katesLol lrrFRUMP lrrSPOOP
jadedcynic: too much work
jadedcynic: as great as it sounds....
Freshly_Toasted: Sounds great but seems like too much effort
namelynamerson: lmqo
InadvisablyTwee: it would be a really funny visual
TXC2: PhoenixMelior you're sitting above the other person on the toilet
namelynamerson: lmao*
r10pez10: literally high, as in sitting above each other
asthanius: Could you green-screen the diagram on there? Only half-kidding
namelynamerson: diagram wooo
ContingentCat: I think leaving it to the viewer's imagination is better than making a diagram
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I dont... okay
jadedcynic: actually, if we have a diagram, that would kill that last line
ritchards: a whole saw or a hole saw?
r10pez10: or leave the diagrams to chat
TXC2: PhoenixMelior yeah, it's best not to think about it
jadedcynic: yeah, don't draw
Freshly_Toasted: Oh yeah, muh immursion
InadvisablyTwee: The idea is that one person drops their load in the upper chamber
tim19862: lrrGARBO
0x6772: @r10pez10 "high" bugs you, but not "bicycle seat"? 'Cos...
jadedcynic: okay, yeah, an 'intermediate stage' diagram illustrating the conundrum would work
asthanius: I think some sort of tube-system would work best, where all loads are deposited in the same place
rrtycoon2: Cue Mario Paint music
namelynamerson: nooooooooooo
jadedcynic: @asthanius congrats; you just (re)invented waste plumbing
ContingentCat: katesRip the very night writing
Freshly_Toasted: OOOH BOY
josh_le_crafter: brrrrrrrmp
namelynamerson: RIP chalkboard
ritchards: happy little pooper!
InadvisablyTwee: all things are transitory
Gen2Gengar: My teeth hurt
0x6772: @asthanius you mean like... a sewer system?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: tiny hooman!
asthanius: @jadedcynic Thank you, I accept commendations in cash and Nobel Prizes
tim19862: lrrEFF lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
jadedcynic: @ritchards happy little pooper! KappaRoss
josh_le_crafter: cute little penelope
TXC2: Gen2Gengar maybe see a Dentist about that then
Freshly_Toasted: More moistening chalk drawings
DigitalSeahorse: Gen2Gengar TEETH?
asthanius: I mainly meant like, two toilets that hook up to one toilet, and you flush THAT toilet.
namelynamerson: i wish i could draw lol
Solipsody: 3/4 view. Cam does nothing by halves.
PhoenixMelior: Cameron "chalk artist" Lauder
TXC2: same here namelynamerson
jadedcynic: eh, not so much a 3d perspective - more a side view like you'd have with 'generic signage'
PhoenixMelior: also, this is isometric
DigitalSeahorse: Gen2Gengar, hope they stop hurting
Mangledpixel: nnnng!
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
Lirelent: cam is a marvel
DigitalSeahorse: sergeSqueak sergeJustRight
Foxmar320: This is the best drawing of a toilet ive ever seen live!
namelynamerson: wow this is remarkable
BITs19_: "A study in toilet" - Cameron Lauder, 2018, Chalk
jadedcynic: agreed, Foxmar!
TheMetalupis: needs a handle
Anaerin: For reference: lrrGARBO
stevestein: Don't forget the floor bolts and the flush handle
tim19862: from this angle that bowl looks off :/
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: This is the only drawing of a toilet ive ever seen live!
Freshly_Toasted: Pictionary but it's just cam drawing a msaterpiece with chalk for 4 hours
asthanius: ce n'est pas une toilette
tim19862: katesLol katesNice r10pez10
Maddrius: @Freshly_Toasted would watch
DigitalSeahorse: lrrARROW lrrGARBO
jadedcynic waves Penelope
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asthanius: @r10pez10 person is already on the lower seat.
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Gen2Gengar: It's the sound of of Cam wiping the board, it resonates in my teeth
asthanius: That's a fall waiting to happen
r10pez10: yes they would need to lean on the side
tim19862: "there's a snake in my boot"
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InadvisablyTwee: @r10pez10 wouldn't that just make the top person poop on the bottom person's head
Anaerin: Damnit, tim19862... :D
jadedcynic: uh, that was part of a joke; we'll tell you later when we get the whole thing finished
tim19862: lrrAWESOME katesLol
FurthestChunk55: A PIKACHU PURSE
PhoenixMelior: Pikachu purse?! So styling
FurthestChunk55: that's TOO cute
josh_le_crafter: awww
namelynamerson: wow cam this is amazing
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie squees at tiny hooman
Solipsody: @InadvisablyTwee That's a metaphor for something.
Foxmar320: Cam is putting way more detail into this than needed and I love it
r10pez10: you poop between the legs of the bottom person? i think??
ritchards: Cam is too good!
TXC2: yeah Penelope is a fashion Icon
stevestein: I already don't like where this is going
the_elkae: Let the man art
DigitalSeahorse: slytqWha slytqWha slytqWha
tim19862: hahaha
r10pez10: why am i discussing the literal logistics of this before breakfast lol :P
PhoenixMelior: OHHH wow that makes so much more sense now
RassilonDND: would it be funny to have some sort of potty training toilet on the persons lap?
Foxmar320: No this is amazing
VoidByAnyOtherName: is this the antithesis of man's romance? andyThinking
josh_le_crafter: I think this is great
RassilonDND: i love the diagram
TehAmelie: ctrl-A, m, pull down. . .no wait
asthanius: A giant question mark over this
e_bloc: I enjoyed it thoroughly
Solipsody: Question marks.
bexil_7o: Topdecking?
tim19862: that's top decking, not dual use Kappa
RassilonDND: i believe we call this an upper decker
VoidByAnyOtherName: i mean that's just double decking
tim19862: ^
r10pez10: what about some sort of redirection chute
Inquisitor_Xian: this is the most artistic depiction of an upper decker i've ever seen
beowuuf: show diagram from half way up the chest to does not reveal the sitting position, etc.
the_elkae: ^ doubledecking has it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: just a toilet and then various poops all over the board with arrows pointing at the bpwl from differnt angles?
offbeatwitch: damnit kathleen this is really funny
TXC2: I feel like the top person has to be rubbing the sholders of the other person
jadedcynic: Heh, this reminds me of the time my folks sent my step-daughter a Pokemon backpack for a birthday...and despite us 'cleaning it out of packing material'. upon getting it, she looked through it, opened one side pocket and said "and it's got a dollar bill in it" O_O
TheKingWiggins: An artist at work
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Also.. if this whole thing isn't ion the stream clips in LRL....
DanielJGrouse: that diagram makes it look like an Aperture Science project
DigitalSeahorse: what about a toilet with two bowls?
TheOtherTrevor: Remove the tank lid
ContingentCat: well you won't want to be too accurate in this diagram
RassilonDND: this is pure gold kathleen! texas tea!
lare291: Double decker
tim19862: katesLol lrrWOW lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
offbeatwitch: but that's funny!
VoidByAnyOtherName: i was hoping for something more ouroboros-esque
r10pez10: front person could do with a smiley face
the_elkae: This is Art with a capital A
wowot: Double Decker pooperator
rrtycoon2: Well, you go in the upper tank, and it goes into the bowl wile flushing...
PhoenixMelior: jadedcynic were your folks trying to ply your child with currency?
SnackPak_: I don't care if this doesn't get used. I'm just happy it exists in this world
Tantusar: i mean it's a bad idea anyway paul
TehAmelie: the best part is even all this awkwardness wouldn't save any time. you'd spend twice as long flushing
josh_le_crafter: remove tank lid, add question mark
Raigne86: geefScared
RassilonDND: paul they poop in the tank and it works :(
7gorobei: maybe the wormhole funnel diagram with poops and arrows flowing around
DigitalSeahorse: a toilet with a staircase of bowls
FurthestChunk55: very polite and very smol
Freshly_Toasted: Good 1st draft but needs workshopping
Alness49: Ah, the Toilet and the Sub-Toilet
r10pez10: it does look really funny as a diagram though
InadvisablyTwee: No! i thought it was great
Mangledpixel: double dooker
stevestein: The things that end up on the cutting-room floor
namelynamerson: noooooooooo
the_elkae: Mangledpixel made it even better
asthanius: This is the second time I've seen a toilet drawn live
Gen2Gengar: The sounnd is back
namelynamerson: cam's art!
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh god and someone sitting in your lap?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You need Aperture Science Diagram People
tim19862: actually solving the "problem" LUL
TXC2: all of LRR are better drawers then me :P
stevestein: That beautiful drawing, down the toilet.
r10pez10: >?????<
DentedPockets: A parallel universe toilet?
Freshly_Toasted: A pooper and a navigator?
the_elkae: A poopager?
TheExactSame: poop coach
Foxmar320: This is amazing
SnackPak_: A poop spotter
InadvisablyTwee: When this crapshot was written, it started as talking about "upperdecker" which was pooping in the top tank
tim19862: no no noooo
AnjaZeta: poop coach
namelynamerson: poop coach!
n_mandrag: "Defecation process management"
Foxmar320: Beej no
RassilonDND: i love how none of them understand you can poop into the tank
stevestein: It's fun how they realize in realtime how impractical this is.
Raigne86: I like how this turned into the logistics of two people co-pooping
jadedcynic: @PhoenixMelior apparently (plus they had to do work to get the $1 us bill, since they're canadian :D ) either that, or my step-daughter was into prestidigitation at the age of six and was gaslighting us? ;)
DigitalSeahorse: a very long bowl
the_elkae: A man's romance, and another man's romance, intermingling
Foxmar320: omg
Maddrius: Science!
ricin: this is just turning into a scene from Silicon Valley
Questhere: we need to stop
tim19862: omg NO
Foxmar320: LOL
DentedPockets: Is this Pacific Rim?
DigitalSeahorse: toilet trough :P
eruanno123: LOL
VoidByAnyOtherName: don't break the toilet
asthanius: Hello highlight reel
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH GODS
tim19862: lrrEFF lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: brace each other
phorrestgaze: what've I tuned into?
The_Ninjurai: nilaLul
stevestein: @RassilonDND I'm never inviting you to my apartment
FurthestChunk55: OH NO
namelynamerson: THE MADMEN
NimrodXIV: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Freshly_Toasted: WhAAAT
RockPusher: This is the content we crave LUL
Dared00: The True Man's Romance
TheExactSame: is there s section for this on craigslist?
TXC2: !clips
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Alness49: Poop Eiffel Tower?
phorrestgaze: pls no break toilet
DigitalSeahorse: maybe....nope
Freshly_Toasted: Ok I think this needs thorough testing
coelopteryx: oh dear
Szyael: Is this ToS???
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Jadenim: At least been has somewhere to prop the paper
VoidByAnyOtherName: does this mean you two are drift compatible now andySmug
TheWooglie: Who gets to call the landlord?
MrSVCD: The reservoir can be wall mounted...
DentedPockets: Yep, Pacific Rim.
MalBeam: iceman and goose
markededge: i uh, I just popped in what
offbeatwitch: JUST A SHOT OF THESE TWO
RockPusher: A double bomber
Jadenim: Beej even
Foxmar320: Yes this is "good"
coelopteryx: ohhh nooooo
the_elkae: I've been away from LRR for like 3 months for internet reasons and now I come back to see this. Why did I stay away so long??? :(
Pseudonym_Ken: Seriously, put this in the crap shot
phorrestgaze: so ios someone pooping into the top tank?
Skudd: Cam's idea makes more sense with the "flying high in the saddle" line
Solipsody: And that way you have give a backrub at the same time.
0x6772: Ya know, I just didn't get it with the diagrams, but this live action version, hey
e_bloc: bombs away
Inquisitor_Xian: can that be a stinger?
wowot: man i think that needs to be added in as like a "lets try this" segment
Anaerin: There are elongated toilets which would make better back-to-back performance.
Mewdog: pilot gunner is my favorite sexual position
TheMetalupis: how does this translate to a mans romance?
hippitybobbity: if you crush a toilet you deserve a raise
ContingentCat: this is why I like the crapshoot so much
Freshly_Toasted: Ok but what if both poops blend?
NathanJay_GA: This is why we watch the making-of ^_^
OccasionallyManly: Beej something's wrong, you've turned off your targeting computer
namelynamerson: phoenix wright in the bathroom wtf
TehAmelie: yep, the phrase "Pacific Rim" has taken on a new disturbing meaning today
DanielSolis81: Living up to the name here.
jadedcynic: @Anaerin don't give them ideas...
ContingentCat: @Freshly_Toasted I don't think that's the main problem here
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted ew
Anaerin: The problem here is the backsplash for a particularly fierce dooker...
TXC2: ok Right after that.......haunting image, I'm off
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie LUL :D
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Questhere: it's times like this I really hope no ones walks in on me watching LRR
tuckamanian: lucille
the_elkae: Bye TXC2!
ContingentCat: @Anaerin katesNope
Freshly_Toasted: IS this how the ultimate poop is formed? One that no man could possibly release alone?
jadedcynic: okay, how many plumbers do we have in chat?
the_elkae: Be shorter
TehAmelie: i'm gonna need you to be a little shorter
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted STOP
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted CEASE
Freshly_Toasted: SUFFER WITH ME
jadedcynic: knowing the LRR community, I'm sure there's at least ONE...
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted i screm
Solipsody: Cam's been training with Paul.
Rockario: Maybe Beej is trying to figure out which batter-stance is preferable for this human-tee
Freshly_Toasted: We'll all be poop some day
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie You probably don't wanna know about The Drift...
r10pez10: william tell
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted wow that was grim
DigitalSeahorse: the ring around the pipe which keeps it from leaking at base is made of porcelain which will crack even with a light weight sitting on it too swiftly or at an angle causing friction
TehAmelie: and then chat spent an hour thinking of names for tandem poops
Skyking162: Put your hands together, Beej.
Freshly_Toasted: I'm just glad I'll be useful one day
Freshly_Toasted: HA
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted :'(
tim19862: haha katesNice
TehAmelie: "The danger zone"
r10pez10: i like how dangerous that setup is
ContingentCat: OH I just remembered Beej doesnt have depth perception, this is even more of a bad idea than if they were vice versa
Szyael: Did cam write this? I feel either cam or Kathleen wrote this...
TheExactSame: Somehow Beej choking up so high on the bat adds to the funny
stevestein: Continuity!
namelynamerson: what IS the number one thing affecting efficiency
ContingentCat: @Szyael it was a group effort but yeah Kathleen wrote a lot of it
TehAmelie: the number of computers that can be connected to the power grid
ritchards: *puts up nerd glasses* um, the ball was two pixels to the left in the previous shot...
sekunder: our very productive neck
namelynamerson: caaaaam
jadedcynic: Cam's truename is Cassandra ;)
jadedcynic: keep the catch
asthanius: That was so gooooood
DigitalSeahorse: perfect shot
TheExactSame: I would like the ball falling a moment after the line ends
jadedcynic: BEAUTIFUL delivery!
InadvisablyTwee: Can we use the shot where the ball falls off
namelynamerson: i cantvwait to see this one
Mewdog: hanging action
jadedcynic: ^^^
DigitalSeahorse: *ships LRR a mass of fresh quality green beans*
Maddrius: *takes notes*
jadedcynic: oh well
Questhere: thunk
PhoenixMelior: muh ears
namelynamerson: i never thought about how much work goes into the crap shots alone
TehAmelie: fun fact: the average poop time for mammals is 12 seconds a day. i don't know if humans are included there
dee_dubs: Kathleen needs a stopwatch
namelynamerson: mad respect for doing weekly sketches for as long as you all did
ContingentCat: katesLurk oh no
namelynamerson: noooo
DigitalSeahorse: I'm imagining the rest of LRR reacting to the toilet diagrams now
Jadenim: Yes, stopwatch. And clipboard
tim19862: ugh
dialMforMara: wait, when did the stream start?
DigitalSeahorse: ContingentCat katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk oh no even the lerk and chair are xmas now
Maddrius: To the proproom!
Anaerin: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:45.
dialMforMara: thank you @Anaerin
DigitalSeahorse: katesChair feliciaDeer
Freshly_Toasted: 12 seconds? God, I need to up my speed strats
josh_le_crafter: paul looking great as always!
jadedcynic: ♫let's all go to the prop room; let's all go to the prop room; let's all go to the prop room; and dig around for props♫
Maddrius: @jadedcynic *hums along*
Jadenim: Take clipboard
tim19862: nice jadedcynic
VoidByAnyOtherName: tiny maracas of productivity
jadedcynic: I feel those tiny maracas are TOTALLY a Kathleen prop
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk leaf the lurkers alone :P
TehAmelie: a tiny drum set!
loulou2222: "that sounds like a you problem"
Anaerin: No!!! Denis Leary's advice is paramount! DON'T BUY THE TOYS THE MAKE THE NOISE!
Raigne86: What a mom thing to say
TehAmelie: it's never too soon for an ukulele, though
Gen2Gengar: Maracas embezzlement!
jadedcynic: listen to @Anaerin !
RockPusher: Penelope for King Gizz drummer number 3!
InadvisablyTwee: Just get her some bongos
Riandisa: Mini marimba
Maddrius: Not a good one, but yes.
Rockario: Just get some ice-cream pails, and stuff some of them with towels
ritchards: TTSF material!
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun Get Ian to modify a rockband drumset to a midi set :)
DigitalSeahorse: Kathleen: "I'm a masochist..."
Freshly_Toasted: The resin. THE RESIN
namelynamerson: who's filming?
ContingentCat: @namelynamerson heather
tim19862: aww
jadedcynic: but apparently Kathleen likes the Mongol saying "If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum" and apparently her worst enemy is herself ;)
Solipsody: The monkey... And the plywood violin...
namelynamerson: @contingentcat ohhhh thank
RockPusher: Kathleen is a good mom lrrDARK
MrSVCD: @namelynamerson Hodor/Heather
LoadingReadyRun: isn't a rockband drum kit already basically a midi set?
Rockario: If you just want handd-eye coordination you don't even need the drums, just some sticks with gentle tips
DigitalSeahorse: yes, happy Penelope is best Penelope
azlinea: awww lrrDARK
Freshly_Toasted: Honestly, anything that resin touches is stained and sticky for all eternity
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Papperslappen: You can get a really cheap trombone for like $50
Maddrius: Yes Beej!
InadvisablyTwee: "I want her to be happy I don't need her to be quiet." -Kathleen being wholesome great mom
tim19862: it's weird anyways Beej!
azlinea: Can we get that as a quote please?
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun I think it only has midi in for some reason, at least my WII kit is.
Solipsody: With exactly that attribution, too.
Rockario: The Gretsky Tuck?
jadedcynic: Cam going the extra mile for the joke :D
Jadenim: I like that, adds an extra level of discomfort
Skudd: I have to imagine there was an ultimatum involved here
DigitalSeahorse: I need to copy my diplomas to do that :D
phorrestgaze: Jenna's master's has been a prop a few times now
Mewdog: deep down, we're all paul problems
Maddrius: Camera-ception
RockPusher: Double Camera!!!
Daedrin: uhm
RassilonDND: 3 degrees and i couldnt feed a family of four with my paycheck. too real
Raigne86: Aww
lare291: *"Art degrees" "Particularly low quality toilet paper"* "Is it really necessary to have those next to each other?"
jadedcynic: "They called Magellan a madman" ... and after he died, his crew stuck him inside a rum barrel to 'embalm' him for the rest of the circumnavigation journey
jonnykefka: Twitch Plays Loading Time?
Daedrin: even i think that's a bad idea and im chat
MrSVCD: LEFT! etc...
Mewdog: degrees fry up real nice
Raigne86: nkoSad
namelynamerson: paul believes in us
DigitalSeahorse: Best of 2019 lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGARBO
Solipsody: We're good at framing! Composition, not so much.
Arikell: Twitch Chat plays crapshoots is probably a bad idea
jadedcynic: wooo, we're HELPING
stevestein: As a graduate of Concordia University, I feel the need to object to that earlier conversation.
Freshly_Toasted: Omg, cam
PhoenixMelior: lighter cleaner, faster, stronger
lare291: Lighter cleaner faster stronger
BulkRare: mirror not on the shot?
Freshly_Toasted: that look
tim19862: harder, better, faster? Kappa
InadvisablyTwee: Cam's almost dry heave was so good
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
MalBeam: harder better faster stronger
BITs19_: Cameron is incredible
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhahahahhahahahah
jadedcynic: OHMIGOD CAM! lrrDARK
Anaerin: WOW
KV1NN4: BRILLIANT Beej and Cameron! BRilliant!!!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
mercano82: Can we just have different deliveries of "I quit" under the end card?
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
TheOtherTrevor: cam has seen some shit. literally
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
InadvisablyTwee: Cam is very good at tapping into that part of himself that is deeply existentially troubled and needs to lie down
josh_le_crafter: this is great
RassilonDND: i dont know if its noticable, but cam and beej could swap watches :)
namelynamerson: @inadvisablytwee thats my every day mood
Dix: oh hi everyone
jadedcynic: @InadvisablyTwee you are SO right
PhoenixMelior: oh hai Dix
Freshly_Toasted: You're not a man until you've held direct eye contact while pooping with another
Maddrius: Hi Dix
tim19862: katesWave Dix lrrAWESOME
jadedcynic: heya Dix; you'
hippitybobbity: haha cam looks so haunted
jadedcynic: you're gonna love the VOD for this :D
TehAmelie: "the trick isn't tapping into the existential dread. the trick is turning it off."
namelynamerson: @freshly_toasted thank god im not a man anymore lmao
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ContingentCat: just push harder Paul Kappa
josh_le_crafter: cam is precious
jadedcynic: @TehAmelie oh. OHHHHH, that's where I'm going wrong... :P
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josh_le_crafter: beej with the button opened, my god
whatevamayne: i like your outfit, beej, its cute
TheOtherTrevor: I like the swapping watches idea
Amentur: Hello mirror universe Paul lrrDARK
DigitalSeahorse: hi Cam, camera and other camera
namelynamerson: mirrorpaul
hippitybobbity: has beej lost weight?
josh_le_crafter: hello cam^3
namelynamerson: beej <3
stevestein: @hippitybobbity A small cylinder's worth, I think, a few minutes ago
InadvisablyTwee: "I still got to poop, that's all I ever ask for"
NullColaShip: Could the magnetic letters say something more appropriate for this bit?
PhoenixMelior: hello?
TheAinMAP: slytqDD
namelynamerson: ding dong bing bong
TheOtherTrevor: That is an odd choice of foley for a toilet flush
namelynamerson: body discobery announcement
Anaerin: NullColaShip: I don't think they're in shot.
hippitybobbity: @stevestein i se you have been misled by Hollywood's Movie Magic
namelynamerson: *monokuma appears*
InadvisablyTwee: harder? better? faster? stronger?
josh_le_crafter: suddenly danganronpa
stevestein: @hippitybobbity This definitely screams Hollywood production values
LunarJade: Those letters aren’t in shot
PhoenixMelior: 7.6 minutes FASTER? How long does Beej take to poop?
josh_le_crafter: uncomfortably cheery bgm plays
namelynamerson: @josh_le_crafter i see you are a man of culture
josh_le_crafter: I like danganronpa
jadedcynic: @PhoenixMelior well, there's also the 'first person leaves and THEN the seocnd person enters due to courtesy'
red_shoes_jeff: HONK
Freshly_Toasted: YES
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEEJ, NO
tim19862: oh lrrWOW katesWa katesOw
InadvisablyTwee: Cam looks truly haggard
ZeroArcana: my bran!
Freshly_Toasted: Voltron poop, just 3 more people at once!
InadvisablyTwee: LRR has such good actors
jadedcynic: and for a stinger, just have cam repeating "I quit.....I quit....I quit....I quit..."
josh_le_crafter: cam looks like a murder is about to ensue
TehAmelie: see, with your special eye!
TehAmelie runs and hides before anyone figures it out
Papperslappen: lrrGOAT lrrWOW
InadvisablyTwee: @josh_le_crafter cut to a bleached white skeleton?
Mewdog: no beej looking allowed
jadedcynic: break and then editiing!
namelynamerson: nobody look at beej
Obsolete2885: SourPls
InadvisablyTwee: do not look directly at the beej
RockPusher: Visible Wetness
namelynamerson: singing!
jadedcynic: ty paul!
namelynamerson: byyyyeeee
Daedrin: was i visibly wet is the name of my punk band
josh_le_crafter: V I S I B L Y W E T
namelynamerson: @daedrin i think i listened to you in high school
Mewdog: Visibly? Wet.
jadedcynic: "Visibly Wet" is the name of my Bon Jovi cover band
jadedcynic: we use violins instead of guitars, an upright bass instead of a bass guitar, and the drummer has a set of timpani
Solipsody: If the lead singer is an Elvis imitator, I'm sold.
Skudd: Dang this song is rad
namelynamerson: i listened to a song once
josh_le_crafter: anyone know how to fix the audio slowing down when playing a VOD on mobile after an ad plays
Solipsody: MS Paint was a mistake.
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namelynamerson: @tehamelie why
Maddrius: Which song is this? (if anyone happens to know)
jadedcynic: we USED to be a 'folk' Bon Jovi cover band, with fiddles, a bodhran and accordian, but the classical orchestra theme seems more popular
Roadhog123: @Maddrius see the bottom of the screen
Solipsody: You have a lot of rich backstory here.
Maddrius: @Roadhog123 yup, just saw it, thanks.
Master_Gunner: @TehAmelie That is a cursed image
TehAmelie: indubitably
Alness49: @TehAmelie Alternate Dialogue: "Is it weirder if we talk or don't talk?"
jadedcynic: eh...I looked, I didn't like, the curse will have to get in line (and it's a LOOONG line)
TehAmelie: i miss that meme
jadedcynic: @Alness49 oh, I like that alternate!
Mangledpixel: Alness49 to which the answer is, of course, "Yes."
Anaerin: "Oh hey! Same time! High Five!" "I hate you"
jadedcynic: Beej: "Is it weirder if we talk or don't talk?" Cam: "Well, it's a moot point now."
FurthestChunk55: how many tracks does LRR have on rotation for the break screens?
jadedcynic: or C: "thank you for making that decision for both of us already."
josh_le_crafter: would a quad decker toilet "work"?
FurthestChunk55: because it really seems like it's just two
Tantusar: it's more than two, but it's also all biggiantcircles
Freshly_Toasted: Just have a large bowl with multiple seats
Roadhog123: I like to think they have a playlist of all BGC, but it always starts from the same place... :P
Tantusar: so i can understand if it all blends together a bit
Freshly_Toasted: But not too large, it needs to stay intimate and oure
InadvisablyTwee: Back in the annals of human history, at one point a toilet was just a big hole in the ground where everyone's poop went so dozens of people could poop at once
Freshly_Toasted: pure
LoadingReadyRun: It is a couple of BGC albums, but there are several versions of each song (remixes, etc)
josh_le_crafter: just a carousel of toilets
TStodden: This is a disturbing thought... rotary stalls...
jadedcynic breaks into moonbase, hacks into computer holding the stream 'routines' and amends the break-protocol to include shuffle
InadvisablyTwee: merry go poop
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe it's just a wet room closet with a trapdoor or something
LoadingReadyRun: jadedcynic it definitely does shuffle
jadedcynic: Okay, chat - just because Crapshot Kathleen posed the conundrum, does NOT mean we HAVE to resolve it! :P
josh_le_crafter: whole new meaning for a "call to nature"
TStodden: There's rotary doors at some places, so it's not that much of a stretch... although having flexible plumbing would be pain to engineer.
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun oh good, I can save the trans-continental airfare then ;)
freshmaker__: i hope none of you ever become... toilet.. engineers?
Dared00: ahhhh, I love this Snowcones remix so much
TehAmelie: a Lazy Susan, but with toilets? there has to be a pun in there somewhere
Freshly_Toasted: I prefer fecal architect
josh_le_crafter: lazy john?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: A lazy TWO-san.
Roadhog123: "Lazy Poo-san"?
TehAmelie: perfect
offbeatwitch: GRIS ON NEWDAY????
jadedcynic: Does NO ONE remember the moral of the classic "Installation Anxiety"?!? (that being "just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD" )
TehAmelie: got it the first time
offbeatwitch: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
offbeatwitch: well I'm buying gris next thursday I guess
TStodden: Isn't Poosan a japanese character?
TehAmelie: hi again
josh_le_crafter: hi paul
Freshly_Toasted: We good
Anaerin: We can hear you, there's no commercial music.
Mangledpixel: both of those things are true
jadedcynic: okay, lag notwithstanding ,we hear you guiz
DigitalSeahorse: it's not
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @jadedcynic you mean Jurassic Park?
Anaerin: Not sure about machine sound, though.
PMAvers: Oh hey, Road Quest.
Solipsody: Oh, we're back!
Freshly_Toasted: RQ hype
FurthestChunk55: ploat banning!
jadedcynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish "Intallation Anxiety" is shorter, free and it's LRR content, so more relevant; you could've watched it during the break :)
RockPusher: perfect
beowuuf: kathleen heard
Anaerin: Yup, that works.
InadvisablyTwee: Sounds great
korvys: SOund present
ThePerrBearr: sounds good
Arikell: seems good
jadedcynic raises thumb
FITorion: was sound out of sync for you too?
freshmaker__: i do enjoy watching the editing. its special magic wizardry to my uneducated brain, but it's fascinating.
Solipsody: YEah.
jadedcynic: yep
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TehAmelie: i like to imagine the sequence of events leading up to that entrance. was she running with the chalkboard in her arms?
FITorion: looks like it's the same level of out of sync for them live as the recording
jadedcynic: oh that is SO going to become a gif...
FITorion: it's better
Maddrius: The sign looks soo good!
r10pez10: yeah thanks paul
Tantusar: Someone is going to make a blank version of that as a GIF.
Roadhog123: Yeah, the sync is better now. Never perfect, but much better.
namelynamerson: aw shit i missed editing
jadedcynic: yeah, I had a flicker and it's synced - thanks paul!
Roadhog123: Refreshing my stream made it even better. :P
freshmaker__: the determined look on your face is very good.
Solipsody: Paul is in sync.
cuttlefishman: harsh Paul
cuttlefishman: harsh
TehAmelie: she spent a LOT of time polishing this idea
ContingentCat: @namelynamerson editing is just getting started
jadedcynic: if this is cH Cam; he easily could forget he did it
cuttlefishman: I mean, you can polish any turd into a diamond
beowuuf: no, i think the baseball / head stuff explains camerons odd memory lapses :p
jadedcynic: yeah, Kathleen you did some GREAT acting with this
Freshly_Toasted: OH
TehAmelie: that's a truth fact
jadedcynic: @beowuuf yeah, that speficially explains it away :D
InadvisablyTwee: I think everyone did some great acting on this one
cuttlefishman: How is a bicycle seat a comfortable position for a poop?
Solipsody: The ergonomics here are questionable.
stevestein: Isn't a bicycle seat like the least comfortable thing you can sit on?
DigitalSeahorse: those wider bike seats from the 50s
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a PREMONEETION
cuttlefishman: are we imagining like a... like a japanese style toilet squat onto a bicycle seat with a hole in it?
KV1NN4: a bicycle seat is better than trying to hover by your own leg and back power
jadedcynic: @cuttlefishman you didn't watch MythBusters; you CAN polish a turd, but it doesn't at all resemble a gemstone, let alone the unique diamond
GrandLlamaQ: *Comes in, turns on stream* "I need a bicycle-seat and a hole-saw!" ... What the lrrEFF is going on here?
tim19862: hard to aim at a hole that would fit in the size of a bike seat lrrSPOOP
delta__vee: @stevestein, I mean, a bicycle without a seat :D
Freshly_Toasted: Perhaps it encoruages you to poop faster
stevestein: Also wouldn't you just poop onto the bar?
Mangledpixel: And now you know... the Whole Saw
josh_le_crafter: the whole saw
red_shoes_jeff: The padded ones arre filled with gel, which'll get interesting when the hole saw comes in.
SquareDotCube: Not a half saw, that's how you half-ass the job
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Rockario: I think you cut a hole so that the #2 goes down the tube in the bottom of the seat, which is placed through a new hole in the top of the cistern
freshmaker__: i need a unicycle seat and a half saw
GlennSeto: Our imagination is kinda the point.
tim19862: katesLol
cuttlefishman: wait... why are we pooping into the top of the cistern?
cuttlefishman: you monster
jadedcynic: @GrandLlamaQ you MIGHT enjoy it more by not knowing?
RockPusher: A whole saw to make sure you don't get hole sore
oyleslyck: bicycle seat is the crapshots version of the three seashells from Demolition Man
r10pez10: "I quit." is a great callback
CrazymattCaptain: it's disturbing but I think the image r10pez10 was linking made sense
Rockario: @cuttlefishman For efficiency
GrandLlamaQ: @jadedcynic But...I'm scared.
GlennSeto: @cuttlefishman Cut out the middleman.
DigitalSeahorse: someone quote "what you're imagining is up to you"
DerPilsner: Cam does the human misery look thing so well
r10pez10: the first one? or the second one CrazymattCaptain
CrazymattCaptain: there were 2?
SompSmash: also most bicycle seats already have a hole in them
jadedcynic: but Paul - who said a toilet seat was supposed to be COMFY? We're looking at "faster" bathroom breaks, so an uncomfortable seat could only help that
tim19862: GlennSeto that'd just be pooping into the sewage treatment plant lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: @DerPilsner amen
TehAmelie: Beej's "my insides have changed shape" post-poop walk is so convincing
Tantusar: YAY PEAK
stevestein: I like #1
freshmaker__: first one i think
Maddrius: #1
Solipsody: First one.
Freshly_Toasted: 1st was much more natural imo
asddsa28: i like the secend
cuttlefishman: I think first
7gorobei: 1st one
jadedcynic: YEAH, you need the sullen
Skudd: Beej is a little more believable and Cam's delivery is better in the first take
Tantusar: @LoadingReadyRun, also the first one doesn't peak.
stevestein: Kathleen's delivery is better in the first as well
DigitalSeahorse: yeah
DerPilsner: #1
Freshly_Toasted: Kathleen's build up in 1st take feels nicer
TheOtherTrevor: I like that In the first take you can see a drop of water fall from Cam's head
rrtycoon2: I think in the second beej was trying to start his line too early with the gestures
r10pez10: the real question is who was sitting where
jadedcynic: 2nd beej-walk is more 'staged'
Thandres: #1 has better "i quit" timing from cam IMO
Lirelent: beej "peak" deary
ImmoralEthicist: second for sure
jadedcynic: yeah, the intake of breath makes it :D
tim19862: yep
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
jadedcynic: it's very "Police Squad" silliness
tim19862: haha that's great
r10pez10: the spanner on the nose
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
tim19862: oh yeah
DigitalSeahorse: I miss Alex on Crapshoots
TehAmelie: a rich slice of worldbuilding
jadedcynic: yeah, the 'drop the bat' was early
jadedcynic: yeah, but Alex has less free time now
tim19862: he just picks the last and assumes it was the best
Rockario: The expression change is very good
GlennSeto: Beej's delivery is top notch.
DigitalSeahorse: the last clip was the one I think
r10pez10: i'm just taking a moment to appreciate cam's head balance
jadedcynic: pity it's so good a take...
offbeatwitch: that's funny tho
offbeatwitch: if it falls off and suddenly it's back on
jadedcynic: yeah, cam clearly took lessons from Paul "ThingsOnMyHead" Saunders :D
Lirelent: time to cut the takes together in post, there is a button for that right
offbeatwitch: sure it pulls your attention but it's still funny
FurthestChunk55: paul, is cameron coming after your things on your head crown?
NullColaShip: The implication of the ball reappearing would surely be that Beej reset the ball in preparation for taking a shot
cuttlefishman: LRR, paragon of effeciency
Solipsody: Or that it's time to permanently retire the ISC.
Alness49: It also means we have one of the most efficient colons too
Rockario: OR the bathroom line is a REAL BIG problem
jadedcynic: maybe paul, but it's relative - if the 'poop' bottleneck is removing HOURS from every shift...
coelopteryx: perhaps the process of removing all the other bottlenecks is what caused the bathroom bottleneck to be so huge
cuttlefishman: so does this mean that LRR's problem... is it's semicolon usage?
cuttlefishman: sounds like it
Alness49: Clean breaks, in the editing....
Anaerin: How long is the clip between? Is there the time for Beej to have replaced the ball by the time we cut back?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The Fibre has so much hope.. only to have Cam utterly broken the next time we see him
InadvisablyTwee: Fiber is good for your poops
Maddrius: Different styles is interesting to see!
jadedcynic: I love how cam becomes the 'ignored voice of reason' in this - I totes think his Truename is "Cassandra" ;)
RockPusher: It would be pretty boring if there wasn't different editing styles
cuttlefishman: Kathleen "The Real Editor" de Vere
akaTrickster: yo it's crapshooting crapshoot time
RockPusher: imagine if every movie was cut the same way…
akaTrickster: wish mtg was as good as I remember it to be FeelsBadMan
jadedcynic: it's just like "Hidden Figures" all over again!
r10pez10: !next
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i'm a fan of leading thumps
Papperslappen: tite
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
InadvisablyTwee: aaa such good acting
SuperSugarSloth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
tim19862: we need more of that streamdeck in all streams
Mewdog: g h o s t s
ThePerrBearr: LRR is very friendly with the ghosts, they're not a problem
akaTrickster: just got spooped
josh_le_crafter: i mean the tweet ghost
Solipsody: It's too bad you can't see the Christmas tree behind "All the ghosts?"
SuperSugarSloth: I really hope they have a ghost they just don't acknowledge
A_Dub888: Of course it doesn't have a ghost problem. It has ghosts no one has a problem about.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Alness49: They have a problem, but some of their solution is putting the ghosts to work, such as the tweet ghost
namelynamerson: 2spoopy
Questhere: it Paul is here, then who was ghost?
Rockario: Also a moment for the audience to process the ridiculous thing they're doing
tim19862: yeah
tim19862: very subtle
jadedcynic: Yeah, forget Beej's questions, mine is "Did you carry that with you when you just ran in here?!?"
tim19862: so good
namelynamerson: i wish the "push the board away and pull it back with a diagram" worked out cause i like that a lot as a visual gag
tim19862: yeah
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: After learning it was a thing this very stream I started noticing it
namelynamerson: win some lose some
freshmaker__: no need to overcomplicate the whole thing just to get in an extra gag.
ContingentCat: finding a diagram that would have actually added to it would have been the real struggle
offbeatwitch: agree
maestrith: I missed it, who wrote the No Queue for #2? Beautiful handwriting.
namelynamerson: @freshmaker__ true true
tim19862: love that delivery
jadedcynic: I feel the 'best' solution would just be "build more bathrooms"...but it'd be VERY expensive (and potentially disruptive for workplace productivity)
ContingentCat: @maestrith Cam
eruanno123: @maestrith cam
namelynamerson: @maestrith i believe it was cam
maestrith: I am not surprised.
maestrith: Thank you :)
tim19862: haha wow
cuttlefishman: more bathrooms means that people feel complacent to waste more time in all of them
jadedcynic: exactly Kathleen
cuttlefishman: doesn't help
freshmaker__: emotionally expensive
TheOtherTrevor: "Free" until the lawsuits...
namelynamerson: kathleen is going for cost effective
n_mandrag: Sexual harassment cases galore
offbeatwitch: sexual harassment is against the law
ContingentCat: you and your very close friend?
tim19862: at least it isn't The trough
InadvisablyTwee: I think the idea is that men prefer using a urinal when possible
ThePerrBearr: more so urine doesn't end up on the toilet seat as much
firelordgamez: Some people prefer urinals
Aztren: its so people dont pee on the seat
Swamplor: Is there some savings in water use if people use the urinal over the toiler when possible?
Maddrius: We have a toliet like that at work. It sort of works, one fast lane, one slow lane.
AtlasJackson: Oh, that's because urinals are *way* cleaner than toilets, in terms of splash and ease-of-cleaning.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe a urinal uses less water per flush.
Freshly_Toasted: I think it's to avoid wet seat as some people have not quite perfected their aim
freshmaker__: put them opposite one another so you can poop in the toilet and pee into the urinal
Papperslappen: I once was at a public bathroom that had 3 urinals and a toilet without a booth
Forsaken401: it's the cleaning. aim is never good
InadvisablyTwee: As a woman I envy the efficiency that urinals represent tbh
DigitalSeahorse: it was probably installed for cleaning speed, no pee on the toilet seat cause urinal
jadedcynic: But yeah, I feel Cam's warning about OTHER issues besides the 'hit to workplace productivity' is very important...and thus funnier to ignore it
Rockario: What's also weird is the ones with a single toilet and urinal, the toilet is enclosed, and the main door doesn't lock. It is ostensibly a 2-person room, but it really feels only bnig enough for a single person at a time
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Still planning to add a flush on the last scene?
jadedcynic: @DigitalSeahorse and those of us with arthritic legs who can't stand and use urinals/stand to pee into a toilet?
Mangledpixel: need a flush sound effect? I have some if you need
ContingentCat: I feel like Kathllen here wouldn
jadedcynic: Mangledpixel; as always, you RAWK
DigitalSeahorse: yes
ContingentCat: *wouldn't let beej and cam get their answers out and just cut them off
tim19862: katesLol
Solipsody: @Mangledpixel A fre black frames with the flush sound effect under it.
InadvisablyTwee: hahaha that's great
Papperslappen: "30 seconds later"
Solipsody: Or, the crapshot logo with the flush?
tim19862: smash cut to bleached white phyche
qrpth: Spongebob style "three days later"?
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun some flush sound effects if you need them:
FurthestChunk55: smash cut to bleached white poop
freshmaker__: the old spongebob time jump gag
Traion: A few black frames and a flush sound might work
offbeatwitch: crapshots aren't ones for fade to black
jadedcynic: I like that - cut to black and flush sound to transition
cuttlefishman: @Mangledpixel helping along with the production pipeline... if I may make a pun
freshmaker__: toilet flush european distant lid up
Martizz1e: add a toilet flush during rhe fade to blqck
dangerous_safety: Ah, the flush cut
jadedcynic: a little long...
Solipsody: Speed it up?
ContingentCat: of course LRR has a toilet flush sound ready
Anaerin: Fade it quick.
namelynamerson: that is the longest flush
Freshly_Toasted: It's flushing the bad thoughts from your mind
DigitalSeahorse: that outdoor shot of just the side of roof and trees being blowy in the background transition with a flush overlapping slightly
rendelnep: It's DB3 through to 7 all over again!!!
tim19862: ContingentCat I mean... they have lrrGARBO lrrAWESOME
jadedcynic: yeah, 'background' it
ContingentCat: @tim19862 ...true
coelopteryx: binaural asmr toilet flush
jadedcynic: small room?
Papperslappen: cathedral reverb :D
Tarkis: low pass filter when the door is close.
cuttlefishman: This is the second wierdest thing I listened to today
freshmaker__: have you ever wanted to know what it sounds like if you flushed a toilet in a modest cathedral?
offbeatwitch: inchidown oil tanks impulse response
stevestein: Low pass and echo
cuttlefishman: first is ASMR of a rabbit eating a carrot
InadvisablyTwee: low pass filter on songs is trippy, it's like listening to something playing a different room
Martizz1e: change it when door opens too?
Anaerin: Change the cutoff point when the door's closed.
tim19862: the sound of a man's romance lrrBEEJ
tickledtomcat: hi
DontpingmePlayz: uts the firstt time in 20 years you heard the magestic flush
SAJewers: i mean, the moonbase has a toilet, you go do that now :P
DentedPockets: The hills are alive with the sound of toilets!
jadedcynic: Shhh Paul; beej will want that for his 'documentary about 'a man's romance' lrrBEEJ
freshmaker__: excuse me.. was that negative infinity decabells?
TheGreenMonster450: have the toilet flush start on the previous clip :D
freshmaker__: decibel*
Skudd: Should the sound get a tiny bit more audible when the door opens?
FurthestChunk55: what's... positive infinity?
tickledtomcat: true
offbeatwitch: @FurthestChunk55 Good Luck
Solipsody: If you have a good stereo, your minimum volume setting is negative infinity.
freshmaker__: positive infinity decibels is hearing every sound thats ever been made or will be made
namelynamerson: @freshmaker__ w h o a
Solipsody: Crapshot logo.
offbeatwitch: no the cut is fine
StageMgrRob: A star wipe?
DentedPockets: Wherner Herzog "Minutes later..."
TheGreenMonster450: use the toilet flush to under the previous clip
DigitalSeahorse: an outside shot
offbeatwitch: it's obvious that time has passed
Skudd: I definitely think the flush volume should go up a bit when the door opens
Dared00: the cut is ok
Papperslappen: maybe a quick fade
TheGreenMonster450: a audio J cut
Roadhog123: Fade out of black?
DigitalSeahorse: miazaki style outside shot
offbeatwitch: especially because they don't speak immediately
tim19862: poop emoji wipe lrrSPOOP
Papperslappen: swoosh pan
offbeatwitch: there's no dialog which lets you re-establish yourself
namelynamerson: i love the "all the ghosts" line
offbeatwitch: it's an implied time jump
namelynamerson: makes me laugh every time
Dared00: yeah, the flush should get louder with door opening
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun the beginning of this (perhaps fading to the one you have already) would make for a better shorter flush:
jadedcynic: I just watched cam's expression while beej questioned the blackboard; *chef kiss*
freshmaker__: the cut looks good imo
SquareDotCube: motion blur transition?
offbeatwitch: it's a good cut
offbeatwitch: kathleen has moved
TheGreenMonster450: audio transition with the flush would work well
offbeatwitch: everyone has moved positions it's obvious that it's discontinuous
Mangledpixel: ah, fair
TheGreenMonster450: good ol' audio transition technique :P
ND_Ericson: This is a weird moment to join the stream :D
DigitalSeahorse: sergeThankJo pizzas3Charlesconcern
DigitalSeahorse: sergeThankJo katesHug2
jadedcynic: cya Penelope! o/
namelynamerson: penelope!!!
FurthestChunk55: bye penelope!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: bye smol person!
namelynamerson: bye penelope!
red_shoes_jeff: Bye Penelope!
tim19862: aww
cuttlefishman: bye
Papperslappen: bye
phorrestgaze: bye bye
DigitalSeahorse: pizzas3Charlesconcern mister165Wave
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
jadedcynic: awwwwwww
cuttlefishman: "Friend Paul"
Mangledpixel: fun fact: colour grading used to be called 'colour timing' because it was done literally by adjusting how much time the film spent in each of the developing fluids and washes and things
josh_le_crafter: awwww
Traion: Penelope knows what streaming is? PogChamp
RockPusher: hmmm idea, maybe as a LRL piece - film something short with a little more coverage than usual and have each of the editors edit it in there own way without knowledge of the others then play back and discuss
namelynamerson: weird to hear a 3 year old say "streaming" lol thats a new experience for me
jadedcynic: in general terms, yeah
RockPusher: *their own way
Dared00: @mangledpixel wow, interesting!
Solipsody: It's a little cold compared to the shots of Kathleen?
chicken_mike: she said crapshot earlier
jadedcynic: @Traion @namelynamerson welcome to the Future™
namelynamerson: thats fair
tim19862: yup :D
Despoiler98: I just got here, did we skull fracture Cam today?
namelynamerson: @jadedcynic :O
samwiser_: my three year old knows these words!
cuttlefishman: is that a challenge Paul? Should we try to spread it into their vocab?
jadedcynic: well, that's less a 'term' Paul, and more a 'title' (or possibly even a 'trademark' ;)
Frankenfruity: Yeah "most" don't :P Probably 1 in the world does. :)
Alness49: Most three year olds don't know the words "Persona" or "Man's Romance"
n_mandrag: I just want this shot of Beej and Cam as a Desktop
tickledtomcat: this is interesting
offbeatwitch: penelope knows a lot of words without knowing what they mean
Traion: So how long until Penelope gets in trouble for teaching her class about "Crapshots" :P
jadedcynic: this is so fascinating
TehAmelie: i had only a mom to keep track of but i don't think i knew she was teaching kindergarten until i was about 7
samwiser_: I suppose I've watched LRR for 13 years, so they are pretty acclimated to everything.
Frankenfruity: @TehAmelie I assume she didn't take you to work a couple times a week, though, right? :)
jadedcynic: @offbeatwitch you'd be surprised; I mean, yeah, some concepts are beyond, but adaptability of comprehension
TehAmelie: true
tim19862: mini LRR tech lrrAWESOME
namelynamerson: @samwiser_ *realizes i've been watching about that long too*
sag3error: Hi all!
Solipsody: It's a good call.
freshmaker__: i imagine this info is available somewhere, but what webcam do you use?
Mr_Migs: hahaha
samwiser_: ever since I saw James get hit in the nuts with a nun-chuck, I've been hooked. It's been a wild ride.
josh_le_crafter: so much blue stuff in lrr
jadedcynic: @samwiser_ that was Graham
offbeatwitch: I was looking for cameras the other day to use in a tv/radio streaming setup. came across a canon camera that they advertised as "affordable". looked up the price and it was $5000 friggin dollars
Mr_Migs: poor Cam
Mangledpixel: nice tight edit
TheGreenMonster450: well affordable for a camera to use in a tv/radio setting :P
samwiser_: Yep, it definitely was. realized that as soon as I hit enter.
jadedcynic: yeah, 'poor Cam' is such a strong evocation
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Id almost cut it as they walk out of the bathroom, the expressions sell it
namelynamerson: this was fun
jadedcynic: @samwiser_ oh, I SOOOO know how that feels :)
sag3error: Ever come home to find strangers in your kitchen cooking for the work Christmas party your housemates never mentioned was being hosted at your place?
offbeatwitch: @TheGreenMonster450 consider that blackmagic's cameras are all cheaper than that. barring the ursa pro
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tickledtomcat: this was great
namelynamerson: TOO BIG
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginDab sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
namelynamerson: SCARY
josh_le_crafter: paul looking great
namelynamerson: yee yee
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josh_le_crafter: kathleen too!
samwiser_: @jadedcynic yeah, chat moves too fast to correct myself most times
SquareDotCube: Paul is gonna eat t he sub
Frankenfruity: Well it's not covering Paul's face :P
Skudd: I definitely enjoy watching you guys edit. The Crapshoot rekindled my interest in video editing.
jadedcynic: ugh, I heard Bengineering's name mentioned (when I wasn't paying attention) so I reflexively opened his stream...and got an echo of this (he's hosting :D )
jadedcynic: ^^^^^^
tim19862: heh
josh_le_crafter: you guys are great! (both lrr and chat)
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
tombrend_: Hi friends
josh_le_crafter: (muffin)
tickledtomcat: hi
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK
samwiser_: See ya next stream, chat. Cardkingdom Draft, Nice!
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josh_le_crafter: ooh???
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josh_le_crafter: interesting indeed
tim19862: custom set of official card?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
tim19862: cards*
Dared00: The Kingdom of Cards!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
josh_le_crafter: back to now kiss!!!
ritchards: just pull the breakers on the Moonbase
Phailhammer: cya :)
stevestein: Success!
jadedcynic: BYE and thanks! o/
tickledtomcat: bye
RockPusher: PowerUpL lrrSLOTH PowerUpR
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE
freshmaker__: imagine if amazon just gave the money without having people give bits, since they're perfectly capable of giving far more than this promotion can raise. *big eyes emoji*
Juliamon: *tea emoji*
gnome_friend: !smash
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