Questhere claps
gnome_friend creates a 1/1 black and white spirit creature token with flying
LuHeGi: oh noes... dont dies
chicken_mike: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (47s from now).
TehAmelie: good morning chat
gnome_friend: Hi TehAmelie!
castlewise just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. castlewise subscribed for 27 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, castlewise! (Today's storm count: 8)
TehAmelie: boy did i get here in time
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (22s from now).
Raurrrrr: is this the first or second week of this session?
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
gnome_friend: Second
Juliamon: second of 2
LuHeGi: early
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie good evening!
Raurrrrr: thanks
gnome_friend: Are those raccoons?
snowcookies: Hello
gnome_friend: sergeHi snowcookies
Arclight_Dynamo: RaccAttack
snowcookies: Back from playing Deltarune again
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: chat! i have yogurt!
gnome_friend: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie did Beej put it in the pie?
TehAmelie: in a way, aren't we all yoghurt?
gnome_friend: Wasn't the real yogurt the friends we made along the way?
lajoie_py: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (56s ago).
TehAmelie: i mean, um, have
TehAmelie: i'm a normal meat person
snowcookies: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends :)
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie I mean, one way or the other, you're cultured. Kappa
gnome_friend: Hi Sarah_Serinde
snowcookies: Hello
gnome_friend: !panic
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Hello! Got here just in time for me to make a pun! :P
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @gnome_friend no, beej didn't put this in pie
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
TiredNiall: Hullo. Is this thing on?
EnoTheTonberry: I understand it's time to panic
gnome_friend: Hi TiredNiall
Kikazi: katesLurk
TiredNiall: Hi Fishor
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
gnome_friend: That's my secret, I'm always panicking
EnoTheTonberry: Ohey. I'm a subscriber somehow
Sarah_Serinde: It is not time to panic pls
EnoTheTonberry: Awesome
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesLurk omg that kitty
gnome_friend: KITTY!
Sarah_Serinde: EnoTheTonberry There were a lot of gift subs flying around during the last LRL of the year lrrHEART
Kikazi: katesLoaf
Sarah_Serinde: katesLurk katesLoaf katesHug2
snowcookies: You probably got swept in the gift sub tide
Sarah_Serinde: Many Christmas kitties
Kikazi: katesGift
EnoTheTonberry: FeelsGiftedMan
snowcookies: arf!
gnome_friend: Oh! A kitty in a box!
snowcookies: grr
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
Feminine_Desires: anniYAY anniHYPE anniYAY anniHYPE anniYAY anniHYPE
gnome_friend: snowcookies... are you okay?
PharaohBender27: Oh thank goodness I'm not too late. I just scarfed down an early dinner so I could watch this.
Kikazi: katesSnorgi
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
snowcookies: arf
RassilonDND: no signal?
ContingentCat: any word about the delay?
Sarah_Serinde: No signal yet
TiredNiall: Wait, @gnome_friend, are you not Fishor? You could be an entirely differwnt gnome
Sarah_Serinde: It's only been a few minutes so far, give them a little time
gnome_friend: !findquote signal
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: TiredNiall I am indeed an entirely different gnome
Kikazi: katesHeart sergeFriend s
Sarah_Serinde: !smash
LRRbot: Put Shinji in the robot, you cowards!
gnome_friend: Congratulations!
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
Sarah_Serinde: pfft I forgot about that one
TiredNiall: @gnome_friend Well then the mystery is afoot! Who are these other gnomes amd where are they coming from?
margieargie: *Spud! voice* "It's an entirely different gnome!"
zepeacedust: stram or we riot
Kikazi: Put Shinji in the robot in Smash, you cowards!
gnome_friend: !findgnomes
RassilonDND: have you guys seen the infinite waluigig glitch?
AmoriLinguae: !pubg
LRRbot: Unnamed Person's Frank Exchange of Bullets
TiredNiall: @margieargie Deep cuts, good reference
TiredNiall: !findquote gnome
gnome_friend: The gnomes emerge out of the ducts
zepeacedust: don't you mean infinite waluigi feature?
arcaneIllumination: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m ago).
TehAmelie: i think Spud is never far away from our minds
Peacememories: !sir
TehAmelie: trauma does that
TiredNiall: Oh wait, I don't have a sub. darn.
Saulens181: do I still have time to set some random stuff on my end?
Sarah_Serinde: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Sarah_Serinde: Saulens181 No idea, but I wouldn't go too far
Kikazi: Folks, help, I'm supposed to be customizing my resume for this job req, and I just can't concentrate on it... at all...
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
ContingentCat: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1523: "It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom." —Alex [2015-03-27]
gnome_friend: Sir, Sir! Is that a little gnome?
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TiredNiall! They have given 3 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tiredniall! (Today's storm count: 9)
Arclight_Dynamo jabs @Kikazi with a broom
Kikazi winces
Arclight_Dynamo: Concentrate!
Arclight_Dynamo jabs again
TiredNiall: @kikazi pretend your resume is a Sim that you're customising
PharaohBender27: @TiredNiall you do now!
chi7891 says hi
gnome_friend: sergeHi chi7891
Mr_Dirty: If everyone concentrates the stream will start
PharaohBender27: Hi, @chi7891!
Chatstone just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Chatstone subscribed for 5 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Chatstone! (Today's storm count: 10)
TiredNiall: @pharaohbender27 Thanks so much! Now we can solve the mystery of the gnomes!
Kikazi: I'm trying, I'm try-OOOO KITTY! katesLoaf
chi7891 concentrates
zepeacedust: @kikazi better yet, make yourself a sim and apply for a job in game
TiredNiall: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
gnome_friend: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
gnome_friend: I refuse to die!
zepeacedust: why is it always alex
chi7891: !findquot Santa
Sarah_Serinde: !quote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #4741: "Now I want to make a creature you guys will be afraid of after you've knocked it out." —Dale [2018-03-05]
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Kikazi: @zepeacedust ...that's not helping... cuz that sounds like a hell of a lot more fun
chi7891: !findquote Santa
TiredNiall: Anyway, I really appreciate it @pharaohbender27
RassilonDND: can lrrbot find and summon santa?!
TehAmelie: no quotes involving Santa OR Satan? huh
Kikazi: but @TiredNiall , that's an amazing idea that I wish worked
gnome_friend casts a santa summoning spell
Earthenone: !findquote santa
LRRbot: Quote #1533: ""I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're lrrEFF ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
TehAmelie: there we go
Peacememories: @zepeacedust it’s always Alex because those quote are from when they played spud ^^’
drthvd3r: Huh. I *wonder* what stream that was from.
PharaohBender27: @TiredNiall Yeah, any quote about gnomes will be from SPUD!, and . . . well, the LRRbot quote up there gives you a taste of what that game was like.
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns for a two week game of Fate featuring Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Ben and & Serge) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (10m ago).
gnome_friend: I think Santa came from that one page in the Book of Stan
ContingentCat: watch and play gives us some interesting quotes
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
RassilonDND: !findquote satan
LRRbot: Quote #5464: "It's Ya Boi Satan Clause!" —Ben [2018-10-31]
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
BloodnBullets: lrrSIGNAL
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DoctorOfBeard: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chesul: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TiredNiall: @kikazi Alternatively you could do what I do. Stress eat strawberry yoghurt while staring at your resume and not doing anything about it.
Kikazi: @TiredNiall I'm afraid I'm ahead of you on that one, though I chose vanilla yogurt
gnome_friend: Or, or.. stress eat your resume while staring at yogurt!
Kikazi: great suggestion though!
EnoTheTonberry: Looking forward to more Excellent Leadership
NINJAmumyRAMSES just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. NINJAmumyRAMSES subscribed for 37 months in a row!
NINJAmumyRAMSES: Dice Frands!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NINJAmumyRAMSES! (Today's storm count: 11)
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
chickenace11: good didn't missthe start
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
TiredNiall: I am gonna be unemployed for so long... sigh
snowcookies: woot
TehAmelie: lrrDIGNAL
yoda3793 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. yoda3793 subscribed for 58 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, yoda3793! (Today's storm count: 12)
TehAmelie: wow that pun was a reach
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, while we wait: Backstory for the village they're from
gnome_friend: 58 months! That's almost two years!
Sarah_Serinde: And the basic Fate rules
gnome_friend: Thanks @Sarah_Serinde
Dryhad: Dice friends hype!
Sarah_Serinde: And if anyone didn't catch episode one
zepeacedust: @kikazi if you eat the resume in front of them they will hire you out of fear
bladed_shadow: just finished part 1, cant wait to see if Cam is indeed like Garak
TehAmelie: and remember to check your d20s aren't numbered 1-10
Kikazi: @gnome_friend ...that... feels like a waste of good yogurt... which can be more stressful... which would then likely cause me to eat the yogurt... so not a waste, but now I don't even have a resume to start with... oh my, where's my BGC playlist...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yay i'm not late
lighting_bolt_123: hhyyyppp
gnome_friend: Welcome SydPreviouslyHeadache
PharaohBender27: [using "Are you ready to rumble" voice] Are you rreeady to roll some diiiiiiicce!?
gnome_friend: It's dice times!
jadedcynic: whew; didn't miss it!
jadedcynic waves to crew o/
EnoTheTonberry: Dice Peoples!
TehAmelie: hello
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
Stoffern just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Stoffern subscribed for 63 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Stoffern! (Today's storm count: 13)
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Kathleen :P
Kikazi: @zepeacedust or defenestrate me immediately, 50-50 shot I'd say
SenseAmidstMadness: And completely 100% on-time
PharaohBender27 Waves to crew
jadedcynic: very Yuley
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ormanemts!
Cartophile: lrr hype + rpg hype = too much hype?
CyndaneTierney: The system works! I got startled by the video starting again!
zepeacedust: what christmas themed monstrosity will dale craft for us now
EnoTheTonberry: Look how peasant-like everyone looks. Nice, Nice.
coolbond: perfect timing just finished part 1
ZeroArcana: I missed part one, so no spoilers! Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2273 patrons for a total of $13,162.88 per month.
TheGeekyQuilter: Argh I should be sleeping but five friends!!!
Science_and_Magic: Hydro!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
drfox17: pffft
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ian!
Sarah_Serinde: TheGeekyQuilter Sleep is important! The VOD will be here tomorrow lrrHEART
lighting_bolt_123: lol ur high
Science_and_Magic: 1017 Blaze IT!!!
zepeacedust: @kikazi is that better or wse than your current chances?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Featherweight
PharaohBender27: charity1217 Here's to our brave peasants triumphing and saving the town! #charity
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Kikazi: MorphinTime electricity?
Science_and_Magic: I can't wait to see Shilgen!
Sarah_Serinde: !charity
LRRbot: From December 12-27, cheer with #charity and Twitch will donate $.20 for every 100 Bits to Direct Relief.
mtvcdm: !patreon
TehAmelie: do you pay for tapwater, as a point of curiosity? that could get confusing. . .
LRRbot: 2273 patrons for a total of $13,162.88 per month.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for telling us about that - I checked, and my address was out of date!
EnoTheTonberry: sergeFuse benginFuse
Banrael: cheer100 #charity
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Foxmar320: cheer85 #charity
Himyul: are they really quiet for anyone else?
SenseAmidstMadness: cheer100 #charity
Sarah_Serinde: Himyul They seem ok to me
Kikazi: @zepeacedust ...that is a very good point, I'm not sure...
Arclight_Dynamo: I always need to turn my sound up for LRR streams.
gnome_friend: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #4640: "Give 'em the bone!" —Ben [2018-01-31]
Arclight_Dynamo: Is normal.
AmoriLinguae: charity100 hey winter friends! #charity
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SenseAmidstMadness: Bones of skins and beasts of trees cheer100 #charity
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally.
CupidinisIra just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. CupidinisIra subscribed for 7 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CupidinisIra! (Today's storm count: 15)
ContingentCat: cheer69 #charity
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally.
acolyte_of_tohsaka: cheer100 #Charity
Simonark: Faint for me
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops too slow :D
EnoTheTonberry: We have Week
jadedcynic: y'all have ONE week
gnome_friend: Core gamers love disappointment and free two day shipping
EnoTheTonberry: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
SenseAmidstMadness: Noooo
l0gin4me: lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: I'm worried that some of the charity bit donors aren't getting counted as charity donations
Science_and_Magic: Bye bye!
GoblinRanger: aww we'll miss you
Sarah_Serinde: But you'll have us and Hodor so it'll be okay :P lunarj1Heart
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: we're invisible!
DoctorOfBeard: to the shadow realm!
SenseAmidstMadness: Kathleen! You're doing everything wrong!
jadedcynic: bye LRR! o/ *goes off under the blanket*
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Excite for the live Dice Friends! I caught up with the VOD last night
Saucefire: Alright, let's fight amongst ourselves, lads
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLOL lunarj1Heart
BloodnBullets: Your doing everything right!
Kikazi: @jadedcynic One week? since you looked at me? ...I'll see myself out...
jadedcynic chills with Hodor
margieargie: Heather is making a list, checking it never!
EnoTheTonberry: Kathleen! You need to be more damp and irritable!
Featherweight_: Have fun!
chickenace11: hodor you are the best
Mystaira: charity100 All the good stuffs... that I shall have to wait to watch later cause I watch this with my sis and she not available right now. #charity
zepeacedust: if we scream loud enough we can make them look at chat
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mtvcdm: Hodor: the best and most meaning person to be locked in a room with.
gnome_friend puts sadness on the stack
Aztren: as an accountantl PLEASE DONT DO THAT
mtvcdm: menacing
orionsrise1 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. orionsrise1 subscribed for 12 months in a row!
orionsrise1: I've been here a full year already?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, orionsrise1! (Today's storm count: 16)
gnome_friend: orionsrise1 that's almost two years!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Sadness is not tax-deductible.
LRRbot: New quote #5608: "Sadness is not tax-deductible." —Kathleen [2018-12-17]
BloodnBullets: oooo art!
orionsrise1: almost!
EnoTheTonberry: Awwwwww, those portraits are solid
AmoriLinguae: sweet art
jadedcynic: @Kikazi Don't you go nowhere! You haven't tried my homemade vanilla ice cream ;)
PharaohBender27: Oh wow, we got character portraits this time
ContingentCat: ooo good character art
zepeacedust: how much is a subscription again?
Foxmar320: nice art
TehAmelie: aah now i get the name
snowcookies: Nice icons!
Kikazi: Art! Awesome job @Featherweight_ !
EnoTheTonberry: Blaise is very Ben
Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight's art is so good :3
jadedcynic: stitch 'em up, Cam! ;)
TehAmelie: no multiclassing into aristocracy eh
chesul: I'm a little sad that it's not spelled Surtr.
Kramburger: charity500 Spreading the cheer! #charity
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TheGeekyQuilter: Shilgens in charge
drfox17: yeaaah, featherweight art!
mastershake29x: only initials allowed: B.S.
Science_and_Magic: That's a good tip!
GoblinRanger: cheer100 Secret Hodor bit cheer. Also sweet art featherweight. #charity
jadedcynic turns light over Ben's head
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oooOOOooohhh
SenseAmidstMadness: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Kramburger: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: @TheGeekyQuilter He sure is!
gnome_friend: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #1717: "If you panic, all of humanity dies." —Cameron [2016-02-05]
Eklinaar: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: The holiday trees!
kamelion84: lrrFINE
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrFINE
EnoTheTonberry: You found a NotDofr
Kikazi: @jadedcynic you have my almost full and slightly divided attention (I mean, DF is on after all, but I'm certainly sticking around now!)
Conyst just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Conyst subscribed for 28 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Conyst! (Today's storm count: 17)
Gizmoloid: Ended up with three asses and two bees? What a weird farm.
Vlanoik just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Vlanoik subscribed for 12 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Vlanoik! (Today's storm count: 18)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh riiiiight, demon bugs
Kikazi: lrrFINE lrrFRUMP
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
Featherweight_: It was a very nice axe!
gnome_friend: Everyone was there! And Shilgen!
PharaohBender27: BrainSlug
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
Science_and_Magic: What was the other name from the Monater Manual? Stirges?
PharaohBender27: Though more accurately, "Brain Mosquito"
ContingentCat: gesuntheit
Questhere: o_O
Mr_Dirty: lrrJUDGE sneeze played out of order
Science_and_Magic: Oh that's right, Cam fell into a blackberry bush
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine lrrFINE
jadedcynic gets off floor and back in chair, and turns headphones down a little, then says "GESUNDHEIT?!?"
lighting_bolt_123: dammit heather
Kikazi: lrrCOW lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
Science_and_Magic: Oh Jeez! Glitch text!
jadedcynic: THat's classic Hodor :)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
Science_and_Magic: Classic Kathleen
BloodnBullets: sounds like a good book
kamelion84: lrrDARK
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
jadedcynic: lrrDARK
Kikazi: lrrDARK
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, let's hope my computer doesn't blue screen again
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Sometimes the books are actually evil.
LRRbot: New quote #5609: "Sometimes the books are actually evil." —Kathleen [2018-12-17]
wicker_knight: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:01.
Science_and_Magic: We also need to figure out what was going on with Brice's fire hand.
snowcookies: nothing is truely forbidden
jadedcynic: ty sarah! <3
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Sometimes warnings are just lies.
LRRbot: New quote #5610: "Sometimes warnings are just lies." —Heather [2018-12-17]
PharaohBender27: @SydPreviouslyHeadache :(
Sarah_Serinde: ;)
Kain292 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Kain292! (Today's storm count: 19)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
chickenace11: That is the correct accent
SydPreviouslyHeadache: at this point, idk how to fix it, no one else seems to have this problem
Foxmar320: oh thats always a bad sign
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh
chickenace11: although it does sound a bit Snorsh
voakir: Oh no
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
PharaohBender27: Ummmmm . . .
CyndaneTierney: "In English?" "No, in Common. English isn't a language in this setting."
BloodnBullets: note to chat: never give dale complete control
snowcookies: holy
Kikazi: lrrFRUMP
jadedcynic: Dear Voice In Head; please 'catch me up' on what deal you just brokered
Sarah_Serinde: BloodnBullets But things can get so much fun that way!
Kikazi: katesScared
Sarah_Serinde: "Once again" I want to know more...
gnome_friend: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #4677: "You don't like the word so I won't give you any words for that one. Because I'm a helper!" —Dale, choosing not to describe something [2018-02-12]
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Appropriate
BloodnBullets: @Sarah_Serinde they can also get shorter
wicker_knight: @CyndaneTierney "why is it called Common? Isn't that a little main-character-centric?"
jadedcynic: Saved you from Certain Death....and probably into Possible Death :P
chickenace11: LRRbot on point again
Sarah_Serinde: BloodnBullets Nah, Dale's a good DM and knows the length of the session he's working with
Science_and_Magic: Soter became Manual Samuel
jadedcynic: yeah, messes up the Vega nerve that controls the diaphram
Foxmar320: Good name
Science_and_Magic: Bramble Butt!
snowcookies: bramble butt lol
jadedcynic: oh.....yeah....right...ow
ContingentCat: how descriptive
BloodnBullets: damnit i have work things to do, I will have to return for the vod
DiscordianTokkan: I think I made it in time!
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:21.
BloodnBullets: !uptime
Kikazi: katesOw
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan Almost!
SenseAmidstMadness: Bramblebutt, eh?
ContingentCat: uhhh
Arclight_Dynamo: You suck brambles out like you suck snake poison out, right? Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
jadedcynic: @BloodnBullets it'll be fun; you do your adult stuff, the VOD will wait :D
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan The evil voice in Kathleen's head took over and negotiated some kind of a deal. I'm sure it's fine
ContingentCat: sergeSheep lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde lrrFINE . They got this! lrrAWESOME
SenseAmidstMadness: "May I touch you?" -Serge
Foxmar320: Thats a good look from Serge
Despoiler98: Gotta ask that cutie before you touch that booty
EnoTheTonberry: Serge "May I touch you" Yager
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that pause is comforting
ritchards: shove those brambles deep in there
PharaohBender27: Does this first aid technique involve grass?
Kikazi: oh... oh my...
Saucefire: Always ask for consent, even when casting healing spells
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde (P.S. Thanks! lrrHEART)
jadedcynic: see, the EASY (and likely more actual) excuse would be "As a shepherd, I often have to get brambles out of the sheeps' fleece"
orionsrise1: quills apparently are not brambles
Sarah_Serinde: jadedcynic But where's the fun in that :D
Obsolete2885: i know when i doctor goes to heal me he phases it as "may i touch you."
Featherweight_: Bramblebutt lvl2
wicker_knight: @jadedcynic yes, but that's less disturbing
gnome_friend: Serge "Butt-Picking" Yager
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need.
LRRbot: New quote #5611: "A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need." —Dale [2018-12-17]
Kikazi: benginFingers benginButt katesOw
Sarah_Serinde: Couldn't just leave that one out there :D
wicker_knight: spongebutt
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Yeah that's a good quote
Obsolete2885: bldfBUTT
arcaneIllumination: Sore ass
jadedcynic: I'm surprised that Porcupines co-exist in a region so gripped by winter?
s0lesurviv0r: clz7 clzButt
chickenace11: That is now my second favorite quote
gnome_friend: jadedcynic North American porcupines live throughout the boreal forest in Canada
AmoriLinguae: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #834: "How much is a cubic butt-load? I'm more used to the metric stuff." —Paul [2015-10-12]
Aztren: andySip
wicker_knight: @jadedcynic it's obviously a lie concocted by shilgen to touch Soter :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic Nah, we have porcupines here in Ottawa.
Juliamon: I see porcupines more often in the snow than in warmer weather
DiscordianTokkan: They're very fuzzy, mid-winter!
ritchards: best way to get fate points is to invoke your own aspects negatively on yourself!
gnome_friend: porcupines are super active during the winter
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kasona: yeah! starting my Christmas vacation with Dice Friends!
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gnome_friend: Takes more effort to find food
drfox17: oh dear
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic See 'em all the time in the woods in winter.
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
jadedcynic: okay, cool - thanks for the info chat! :D
gnome_friend: Stina confirmed warlock
humbletales: is this an npc playthrough
jadedcynic: "Talking is a free action" ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't it sound friendly
wicker_knight: TNUFBtSH for short
Himyul: Erazmus B. Dragon?
wicker_knight: pronounced, t'nuu'Bitesh
chickenace11: but?
jadedcynic: We'll sort out those in the next release, Hodor ;)
ContingentCat: will they be dead?
Dryhad: How to remove BrainSlug
wicker_knight: sorry, t'nuf'bitesh
Science_and_Magic: Dale is such a helper!
jadedcynic: ^^^^
Science_and_Magic: 100% chance that it will maybe work>
DiscordianTokkan: "You can TRY anything" is a classic DM phrase
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Foxmar320: wow
kamelion84: katesLol
EnoTheTonberry: Sounds legit
gnome_friend: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #4694: "I'm a helper!" —Dale [2018-02-19]
snowcookies: wow
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EnoTheTonberry: Stina isn't that kind of gal
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
chickenace11: Anybody got any extra blood?
Kikazi: lrrFRUMP seabatYIKES
Lightningbro: That's another good one "Blood Sacrifices are a bit forward in our relationship"
jadedcynic: she's NOT wrong :)
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e_bloc: the blood sacrifice/is/ a big committment
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snowcookies: Relationships lmao
EnoTheTonberry: Shilgen's got plenty of blood. S'cool
wicker_knight: @chickenace11 I mean, Stina has 4 full-sized meatbags worth :P
ContingentCat: sergeSheep oh no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: homeimprovement shed
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I always knew my phobia of commitment would get me in trouble one day. | as Stina
LRRbot: New quote #5612: "I always knew my phobia of commitment would get me in trouble one day." —Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
gnome_friend: RIP sheepfriend
jadedcynic: that must be some pretty strong quills to cut into stone ;)
Science_and_Magic: Lizard! Not Kevin!
jadedcynic: inB4 Stina alienates Shilgen with this :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SenseAmidstMadness: lol
EnoTheTonberry: Lawful Evil seems best
voakir: Erasmus just wants Stina to be her best self.
Dryhad: Sparrow or better
Talin06: why not ask what the deal they made
EnoTheTonberry: "Help me help you" Erasmus, probably.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Foxmar320: wow
Kikazi: he just said sparrow AND better
LoadingReadyRun: I think shes forgotten that they aren't Shilgen's sheep.
PrinceXPhantom: seems like reasonable terms, for a demonic voice anyway
arcaneIllumination: Is Erasmus an evil version of that Stuck-up dragon from the Waterdeep adventure?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: its only slightly blemished...
snowcookies: a good start lol
azureHaights: It's just been a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good.
Kikazi: she has to sacrifice the sparrow regardless now
ritchards: wow, rubbing the chain on the microphone there Serge
B4rberblacksheep: Wow Serge's necklace on that mic is certainly a sound
solsesshiro: Serge's chain is rubbing on his mic
jadedcynic: "at least a Sparrow" - let's not forget that CATCHING the Sparrow is a pre-requisite to sacrificing said sparrow to Erasmus...
Juliamon: arcaneIllumination you're implying the dragon wasn't evil?
starlitdiscord: poor shilgen
SenseAmidstMadness: Is Shilgen also a sheep?
mtvcdm: Who's the losing sheep?
Foxmar320: Everything has become clear now
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Kikazi: seabatBRAIN
SenseAmidstMadness: Does he have horns?
arcaneIllumination: @Juliamon Fair enough.
VoidByAnyOtherName: he must have a swole neck
Lightningbro: As everyone in chat says "That explains a lot" in unison with Ben
Phosphatide: ram constantly Kappa
ritchards: oh, silent feedback from Hodor? Paul?
lighting_bolt_123: @phosphatide oh god
SenseAmidstMadness: "I might need a sheep"
EnoTheTonberry: Shilgen "Rams constantly" The Shepherd
snowcookies: HOdor
jadedcynic: Thanks for having turned my headphones down after Ian's sneeze, the 'necklace-mic' sound wasn't jarring to me, and kinda cool
s0lesurviv0r: "you'll remember this day as the day you almost sacrificed a sparrow!"
phorrestgaze: is he really a sheep?
chickenace11: The flock has spoken.
Science_and_Magic: Sheep Sense!
Countjondi: Featherlight never fails to impress with his drawings
jadedcynic: can I get a Meanwhile?
wicker_knight: @Countjondi Featherweight_
jadedcynic: @Countjondi agreed!
LoadingReadyRun: Yeah I noticed the chain. Should be fixed now.
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart
Countjondi: @wicker_knight whoops, thaks for catching that one
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: STEEB
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: I love ben,
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: Note he specified "won't decapitate."
EnoTheTonberry: Hahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLOL
chesul: oh my.
jadedcynic: No Ben, just be blunt
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait, they're working with derros?
Science_and_Magic: BEN!
snowcookies: lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:04.
kamelion84: katesLol
ContingentCat: oh Ben lrrHEART
Lithobraker: what have I missed?
jadedcynic: thank you for your honesty (under annoying coercion)
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh darum
AmoriLinguae: amazonWowie
snowcookies: lol
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
kamelion84: lrrWOW
KidSpanner: Hah!
jadedcynic: TOUCHE!!!!!! lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this
silvalunae SCREAMING
wicker_knight: BOOOOOO
Foxmar320: Cam...
drfox17: ustedes?
ContingentCat: do we?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: nice
Eklinaar: Cam
Science_and_Magic: CAM!!
PrinceXPhantom: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Cameron
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES
wicker_knight: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
snowcookies: wow cam wow
IncredibleFrown: t h o u
jadedcynic: oh SNAP! Cam with the GORGEOUS RIPOSTE!!!!
Aenir798: oh my god Cam lol
AmoriLinguae: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
lighting_bolt_123: I hate word much
Kikazi: katesLol
starlitdiscord: goodness
PharaohBender27: BURN
TriggerHappy2Pi: thou is singular; you is plural
silvalunae: this is the humor i signed up for THANK YOU CAM AND DALE
Juliamon: Cam's English major rearing its head
azureHaights: Why don't you dig deeper into that well, actually
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Cameron lrrHEART
ImmoralEthicist: Thank you so much, Cam
EnoTheTonberry: Cameron "Mr Thou" Lauder
Labjer: God damn it that got a laugh from me
drfox17: "ya'll"
Sarah_Serinde: No I love this :D
TehAmelie: did you know you used to have singular, plural, formal and informal forms of "you" and only the formal plural remains?
Eklinaar: Cam pulling the lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic stands up and gives Cam a "Orson Welles" ovation
PunkRockZoologist: Cam is the best.
lighting_bolt_123: HEY. ENGLISH major ENLIGHTEN US!
chickenace11: Soter "holier then tho" the seamster
PharaohBender27: Dammit, I missed Cam's line while trying to respond to Ben's line
snowcookies: Tell us your secrets Ben
ContingentCat: Ummmm
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 He pointed out that we have "thou" for distinguising between singular and plural second person
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 he said, "Actually, we tend to use the word 'thou'" as a response to the Darum's "I am using 'you' because your stupid language doesn't distinguish 2nd person singular from 2nd person plural"
jadedcynic: See, I was all ready to praise Dale's subtle dig at (modern) English, and then got blindsided by Cam's fantastic retort :D
azureHaights: Faaaaaantastic.
EnoTheTonberry: Found the Bard
Sarah_Serinde: jadedcynic I mean both are good :D
jadedcynic: @wicker_knight well summarized
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @wicker_knight Wait though, I thought "Thou" was "you singular formal" and "Ye" was plural second person
silvalunae: ohnoes
jadedcynic: @Sarah_Serinde I know RIGHT?!? :D
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 "You" is the plural
mtvcdm: Oh dear.
SenseAmidstMadness: lol
PrinceXPhantom: perfect title
Sarah_Serinde: Feminine_Desires Yes thank you for this clip that I will be approving for highlights :D
jadedcynic: tyvm for the clip, @Feminine_Desires lrrHEART
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 I have absolutely no idea either way, hence just quoting :D
chibi_bento: dual of the aspcts!
mtvcdm: Yeah, if you see it and like it, be sure to clip it.
PharaohBender27: @wicker_knight Oh I know.
chickenace11: Slulzatag
ContingentCat: thinking about it "y'all" might be a better contestant as second person plural that "we use" for an 'um actually' line
Science_and_Magic: Dale looks conflicted
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK benginHeart
EnoTheTonberry: It's a holiday for the rest of us
jadedcynic: synergy! :D
mastershake29x: and/pr complain a lot
azureHaights: Tell Dale.
wicker_knight: !BadAdvice
LRRbot: Go right.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Have a very merry jingle-dingle wing-wang!"
mtvcdm: The real friends were the friends we made along the way.
circusofkirkus: It's for the rest of us!
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Yeah, it's considered dialectic, but it fills a needed hole in modern standard English
jadedcynic: @ContingentCat here's the rub: apparently 'y'all' is STILL 2nd pers SINGULAR for 'Southern' - the 2nd pers plural is "all y'all"
gnome_friend: you y'all thou ye all y'all
jadedcynic: ^^^
hoktauri: As a southerner y'all and all yall are both plural
gnome_friend: lrrFRUMP
Sarah_Serinde: Nice aspect :D
PrinceXPhantom: lrrFRUMP
rendelnep: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
wicker_knight: Bodied
AmoriLinguae: tl,dr: language is still ever-changing
EnoTheTonberry: Sequence Breaking for fun and profit
jadedcynic: "Closed-Mouth Grump" ...which everyone has already made the connection with lrrFRUMP
Science_and_Magic: How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
Lithobraker: Do you really want to do Festivus? Doesn't it start with the airing of grievances? Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] All right, exposition!
LRRbot: New quote #5613: "All right, exposition!" —Bengineering [2018-12-17]
snowcookies: Shoutout to Charisma
EnoTheTonberry: lrrFRUMP lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: I'm gonna have to go back and get that line from Dale...
RassilonDND: y'all is an abbreviation of all y'all which is an abbreviation of all of you
SenseAmidstMadness: all yinz
PharaohBender27: I see Cam, Kathleen, and Ian plotting
DoctorOfBeard: he said dwarfs!!
EnoTheTonberry: Sounds like the Darim are masters of the long con.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
jadedcynic: See, not according to those who use "y'all" least those who've I've been in contact with
RassilonDND: ian just walks over and shoves a quill into his neck :)
ImmoralEthicist: @Science_and_Magic I'd suggest that only uses the word three times and mentions it the other two
wicker_knight: Pesky humans. Can't lose even a couple generations in the name of preserving an afterlife
Sarah_Serinde: "I shall destroy you all" "Right!"
Sarah_Serinde: :D
jadedcynic: So there was collateral damage from our victory
Sarah_Serinde: and that's terrible
Featherweight_: Those are more file photos then current states
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
jadedcynic: nice try Ben ;)
gnome_friend: !findquote dad
LRRbot: Quote #5496: "I'm not your dad. I haven't met your dad, but I've met my child, and the math doesn't add up." —Graham, to Ben [2018-11-09]
wicker_knight: @Featherweight_ it's their ID Card pictures :P
matufin0: tell me about your dad?
drfox17: "Tell me about your father"
Science_and_Magic: That worked!?!?!?
RassilonDND: is ben trying to mind control him with spirals?
EnoTheTonberry: Blaise is such a charmer
TehAmelie: hmm isn't there a word for when you judge a whole people on the merits and crimes of a handful of individuals?
AmoriLinguae: @TehAmelie a war crime?
EnoTheTonberry: @TehAmelie Definitely not a word for that. Nope.
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart
wicker_knight: Prejudice?
jadedcynic: Not in this world, nope
Sarah_Serinde: Welp :D
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Collective guilt?
ContingentCat: Whoops
DiscordianTokkan: Whoops
wicker_knight: nicely done, Ben
Sarah_Serinde: No that is fair (hah)
jadedcynic: Good Job Breaking It Hero!
kamelion84: katesLol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I blame myself
jadedcynic: "simple tailor perspective" ;)
Featherweight_: Ian Fire fists now!
jadedcynic: *cough-cough*
EnoTheTonberry: I like Dale's eyepatch. I assume he lost it in a duel for honor
TehAmelie: (it's prejudice)
gnome_friend: !findquote stick
LRRbot: Quote #1911: "You didn't know what the cake was? Will you just accept anything that Alex sticks inside of your mouth?" —Compleatly [2016-02-20]
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie That's not real word. That's unpossible lrrSPOOP
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hey guy, lemme see your trouser stick"?
tenthtechpriest: I got an ornate stick in MY pants too lrrBEEJ
EnoTheTonberry: Sotor "Notices Trouser Stick" The Seamster
jadedcynic: whew, avoided a paradox there :D
wicker_knight: @Arclight_Dynamo that is definitely a line in a Lady Gaga song...
PharaohBender27: @tenthtechpriest TOS
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Featherweight_: OH cam is playing Garrick!
gnome_friend: Okay who is this Garruk sound-alike people keep talking about?
Featherweight_: Or
jadedcynic: my trouser stick is rather plain and ordinary - gilding it would be rather expensive, using that much gold leaf :(
SenseAmidstMadness: Garak?
wicker_knight: @gnome_friend the main character of the THIEF games
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3666: "To be honest, 750V does scare me a bit." —Ian [2016-11-28]
jadedcynic: Guess he's nothing like Garak?
voakir: Garak was just a humble tailor on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
jadedcynic: @voakir yeah, that's why *I* was making the association with Soter...
Science_and_Magic: FIRE FIRE FIRE
ContingentCat: CurseLit CurseLit
PrinceXPhantom: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
SenseAmidstMadness: "helps"
wicker_knight: TMI Stina...TMI
ContingentCat: "might"
Science_and_Magic: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #77: "Everybody knows that people who touch me light on fire." —Adam [2015-03-28]
circusofkirkus: "immediately"
HesGotNoPants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:06.
ContingentCat: yeah just YOUR head though
jadedcynic: but is Cam ACTUALLY trying to be like Garrick (of Thief) or Garruk (from...Mass Effect I think?)
kamelion84: katesLol
jadedcynic: "probably going to be fine"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrWOW lrrDARK
SenseAmidstMadness: Or Garruk from MTG?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic Mass Effect is Garrus, innit?
Science_and_Magic: Wait... Is the voice Venom?
wicker_knight: I'm actually on team "Garak" (i.e. normal tailor) but with some history of making, like, armored clothing for nobles
HesGotNoPants: oh no shades of grey, are there 50 voices?
jadedcynic: noted: Stina likes leaving out details
jadedcynic: @Arclight_Dynamo thanks; I'm horrible with names
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine slytqItsFine
azureHaights: A sparrow with good penmanship on an altar. Got it.
PrinceXPhantom: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: 6th Sense!
snowcookies: lol
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh so is Ben a bit nuts too
gnome_friend: Sparrows using pens sounds fun
Featherweight_: Brice start punching things!
wicker_knight: @SenseAmidstMadness nonsense, every character here is perfectly above board :P
snowcookies: Blaise is just an optimist and idealist
jadedcynic: yeah REALLLY good penmanship - the voice asked for sigils CARVED INTO STONE, while Stina seems to think she'd be able to do that with her quills? (must be magic quills)
HesGotNoPants: cam looks like hes on the edge
Mr_sandmens: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:42.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: I worry that we're heading to a bad ending here
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
Kikazi: sergeFriend ! katesSass
DarkNacht: A CORD EACH?
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 as Dale said, "If everything goes exactly the way I plan we'll have very short campaigns"
SenseAmidstMadness: One extension cord each
SenseAmidstMadness: 10 feet or so
Science_and_Magic: @PharaohBender27 Well it's not as though you can really "lose" a game like this.
HesGotNoPants: @science_and_magic if you die....
gnome_friend: Some sort of Izzet shenanigans
jadedcynic: ♫Why the BUS you lyin'? Why you always lyin'? Mmmm Oh my god, stop BUSSING lyin'!♫
PharaohBender27: @Science_and_Magic You can! By being enslaved with Ichars or being horribly murdered as a sacrifice!
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ContingentCat: yeah honey Ian sure
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 is that "losing", or just "starting a new exciting adventure"? Kappa
gnome_friend: !findquote shape
LRRbot: Quote #796: "You're the wrong shape." —Paul [2015-10-07]
Despoiler98: what the hell kind of Baker is he?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Science_and_Magic: It's always scary when the DM and another player have secrets
staticdisplay: Meaty Ochre?
Sarah_Serinde: Despoiler98 One that's good with fire?
Arclight_Dynamo: They can't... find wood... in a forest.
wicker_knight: can't find dry, burnable wood
Sarah_Serinde: *burnable* wood though
Sarah_Serinde: Things are damp
wicker_knight: that's not that weird
gnome_friend: Yeah, finding good wood is difficult
kamelion84: lol
HesGotNoPants: @despoiler98 guessing with Ian doughnuts
GoblinRanger: pine cones
Arclight_Dynamo: I know, chat. But I had to sass. :P
staticdisplay: So the problem is that no one can get wood?
PharaohBender27: @wicker_knight Considering that the Dharim (sp?)'s big complaint is that the human defeat of the Dark Lord caused a break in the world's connection with the gods, and thus there's no glorious afterlife, I'd definitely say it's "losing"
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 well, okay, you're no longer playing THESE characters, but now we have this wonderful new campaign with Brain Slugs 58-62 Kappa
wicker_knight is sassing, to be clear
gnome_friend: Walk around the fire
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
Science_and_Magic: Is Brice dragging his feet and drawing a sigil of some sort?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes. For fire.
RiverBirch: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
Despoiler98: bakers normally know ritual magic right?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I REALLY Love that the party has secrets from each other
PharaohBender27: @wicker_knight That's "brain mosquitos," thank you very much! /me is also sassing
SenseAmidstMadness: uhhhhhhhh
RiverBirch: ^ That BA is straight outta Fallout 3
gnome_friend: Everyone normally knows ritual magic
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 yeah, that's how I understand baking
Science_and_Magic: So Brice is... an alchemist?
gnome_friend: !findquote baker
LRRbot: Quote #5151: "We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully." —Graham [2018-07-09]
circusofkirkus: Wasting away again in Margaritaville?
gnome_friend: Dye zombies dye!
Arclight_Dynamo: Good ol' Jimmy Parsnips.
Galexandro: lrrAWESOME
jadedcynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:38.
gnome_friend: !downward-facing dog
gnome_friend: Mash the bag
wicker_knight: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
Featherweight_: burn it with fire!
wicker_knight: lol
circusofkirkus: Featherweight_ like a tick!
drfox17: ripping ticks out of your body is the right thing Kappa
SenseAmidstMadness: Cameron logic
Kikazi: seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES
SenseAmidstMadness: Their thoughts will come out
Labjer: Cameron I love you for this
e_bloc: charity100 Cameron cracked the code! #charity
drfox17: all their humors will fall out!
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Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy this logic :D
Despoiler98: dont forget about the humors!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: my humors
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: phligistin?
Science_and_Magic: The 4 humors will be all out of balance!
gnome_friend: This is so humorous
circusofkirkus: yumm brain juice
RealGamerCow: Oh man, I missed the intro!
electroswagnetism: Isn't Phlogiston the old explanation for what fire is?
Kikazi: seabatBRAIN jamieJamjar
Saulens181: @gnome_friend be gone with ye puns!
wicker_knight: I mean, just siphon off some bile and some blood and it'll balance out fine
SenseAmidstMadness: phlogiston
ContingentCat: better bleed them to put their humors in balance
RealGamerCow: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:40.
Featherweight_: gnome_friend booooooo
PunkRockZoologist: Lol. Phlogiston. My ancestor was one of the key proponents of phlogiston.
hoktauri: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie
TehAmelie: a person of strong faith should survive just by light and air, i think we know what the problem is
RealGamerCow: oh, I missed a whole hour! off to the VOD!
gnome_friend: PunkRockZoologist what was your ancestor's name?
wicker_knight: it's a branch office
drfox17: is it bad that I'm imagining the horrible infestation from dishonored? that gestate in corpses?
PunkRockZoologist: @gnome_friend Joseph Priestley. Also one of the people who first discovered elemental oxygen.
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e_bloc: thinking about smashing I guess
wicker_knight: @drfox17 probably not a bad comparison. I'm thinking the mosquito-vampires from Darkest Dungeon
ritchards: it's liken wood!
Despoiler98: HURRAY
azureHaights: WARK WARK
drfox17: @wicker_knight Oh god! those were huge!
gnome_friend: PunkRockZoologist it looks like he also invented club soda, so your family's been clubbed
ContingentCat: congradulations
circusofkirkus: so patronizing
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PunkRockZoologist: @gnome_friend Lol, I didn’t know that bit. That’s rad.
ContingentCat: tarp budget?
electroswagnetism: Tarp Budger!?
Science_and_Magic: I love how Dale is actively getting Shilgen to mess up Brice's transmutaion circle
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrDARK
drfox17: brice just needs something equivalent to exchange Kappa
SenseAmidstMadness: He's not evil at all
SenseAmidstMadness: He's such a great guy
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart
SenseAmidstMadness: Is Brice doing a ritual?
gnome_friend: Do the thing!
SenseAmidstMadness: Does he also have a demon inside him
Sarah_Serinde: I doubt there are repeats between the 5 of them :P
gnome_friend: The demons were inside us all along
Science_and_Magic: He's summoning fire?
wicker_knight: @SenseAmidstMadness the former yes, the latter not known yet
e_bloc: do you want to build a snowman
BloodnBullets: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:21.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YOU CAN DO IT
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh good, a fire. It's cold out. Good work Ian!
gnome_friend: Serge "Wheaty Nibble" Yager
Science_and_Magic: The Dharim knows what's happening...
Science_and_Magic: Internally Activate?
gnome_friend internally activates
Featherweight_: Hensin!
PharaohBender27: Smooth save, Blaise
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: is it green?
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Niice ben
ContingentCat: special parchment
SenseAmidstMadness: "My wood was great"
gnome_friend: Serge "Great Wood" Yager
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] My wood is great!
LRRbot: New quote #5614: "My wood is great!" —Serge [2018-12-17]
wicker_knight: gabyFine
SenseAmidstMadness: Demon Magic!
gnome_friend: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #4126: "I'm worried about you stealing my junk" —Serge [2017-03-24]
Despoiler98: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Science_and_Magic: So... The forest explodes! The End
matufin0: RUN
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
CyndaneTierney: Duck and cover!
gnome_friend: !card experimental frenzy
LRRbot: Experimental Frenzy [3R] | Enchantment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play the top card of your library. / You can't play cards from your hand. / {3}{R}: Destroy Experimental Frenzy.
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart
e_bloc: nobody's gonna get you down
wicker_knight: Believe in the you that believes in me who believes in you
Science_and_Magic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:53.
Despoiler98: *kablam*
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:10:15.
wicker_knight: out of curiosity, what does Erasmus think of this?
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
SenseAmidstMadness: Because he causes every fire?
hoktauri: um....
drfox17: "You're the BEST. AROUND."
Zebunisher: "i totally meant to burn that down"
Science_and_Magic: What? 6th Fire Sense?
xantos69: cheer50 Dale, you always do great work.
Arclight_Dynamo: Teisted Firestarter?
Arclight_Dynamo: *Twisted
snowcookies: wow lol
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: wow hes a damn arsonist
Science_and_Magic: Oh... Accidental Arson Alchemy
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
l0gin4me: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
ContingentCat: Cam's rocks!
Sarah_Serinde: You know Ian, those fate points aren't much good if you don't *use them* during the session :D
drfox17: "You made the fire worse" "Worse, or BETTER?"
Featherweight_: the tower!
Edgarware: Cube Fire
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine slytqItsFine
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
Going_Medium: Cone?
Himyul: c'mon icosahedron!
Science_and_Magic: Conical Matrix?
gnome_friend: !card cone of flame
LRRbot: Cone of Flame [3RR] | Sorcery | Cone of Flame deals 1 damage to any target, 2 damage to another target, and 3 damage to a third target.
wicker_knight: mushroom cloud fire?
circusofkirkus: Inverted pyramid?
SenseAmidstMadness: "I don't generally want to be on fire"
SenseAmidstMadness: !card firebal
LRRbot: Did you mean: Fireball; Sunfire Balm
SenseAmidstMadness: @LRRbot You know what I meant!
Featherweight_: good
Science_and_Magic: HOLY SHIT!
Featherweight_: this is all good
gnome_friend: Hi Suffix! Everything is on fire
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
wicker_knight: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: !fine
ContingentCat: a few ex-birds
Suffix: slytqItsFine
Arclight_Dynamo: YO SUFFIX
Spacecarl: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: I'm really enjoying my gabyFine slytqItsFine emotes today :D
KirbySliver: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Also lrrFINE obviously
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
Science_and_Magic: HODOR!
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice lunarj1Heart
solahwin_tampramain: everything is fine
rendelnep: @Suffix I can cast pillar of flame
rendelnep: *ian
solahwin_tampramain: I cant emote RN...
PharaohBender27: "This the best fire! Our grandchildren will know of this day!"
PharaohBender27: *This is
Science_and_Magic: !advice!
solahwin_tampramain: lrrFINE reloaded!
Science_and_Magic: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLOL
mtvcdm: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #4236: "I just like shouting at fires." —Paul [2017-05-30]
rendelnep: 🥓🍢🍢🍢🍢🍖
Himyul: glowing?
Zyme86: "Please close that door. It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm— Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm.
wicker_knight: completed
Arclight_Dynamo: Terminator_2_Nightmare.gif
l0gin4me: euphoric
Labjer: rapturous
KirbySliver: I hit F11 LRRbot
ContingentCat: something has awoken in Brice
TheBentUsi: Fired up
circusofkirkus: Is he fire horny?
tenthtechpriest: ENCORE!
volraths_bane: Exultant
starlitdiscord: so much fire
Science_and_Magic: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hank Hill"
silenceaux: The Rapturous Flame seems perfect, Labjer
ImmoralEthicist: I feel like fire horny is the right one
Lightningbro: D...Did Ian make a Pyrophile?
PharaohBender27: @KirbySliver I did, too! Come at us, LRRbot!
arcaneIllumination: Birds being lit on fire: blazin5Crow blazin5Crow blazin5Crow
Himyul: Fired up is correct
drfox17: "Something has chaaanged within me..."
wicker_knight: @Lightningbro Dale wrote most of the sheets, but it seems so
silenceaux: Brice was always a pyrophile, we just found out about it
ElementalAlchemist: "'Zombies' is a strong word." --Dale
gnome_friend: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #4224: "I finally found my people: trash birds!" —Ben [2017-05-27]
Lightningbro: @wicker_knight Oh goodness...
Science_and_Magic: Oh no
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Crow blazin5Crow blazin5Crow
Sarah_Serinde: I think Dale and Ian made this together :P
DoctorOfBeard: er, you are blaze ben...
smartguyc1089: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #1790: "Why were you milking fire out of him?" —Ian [2016-02-12]
gnome_friend: Brice is so warm
Science_and_Magic: Everyone seems to have some secrets with the DM
PharaohBender27: Wait, has Soter used his "Strawberry" yet?
Sarah_Serinde: No
Sarah_Serinde: At least not that we're aware of
wicker_knight: this will go well
Rockario: Brice is switching to Shoot-Style?
ContingentCat: oh no
Science_and_Magic: What was the Strawberry again?
wicker_knight: we don't know
Arclight_Dynamo: @Science_and_Magic Secrets...
PharaohBender27: lrrEFF
Lazarus_18: So, if all the players have secrets, is Shilgen just two sheep in an overcoat?
wicker_knight: Cam maintains it is an actual strawberry
drfox17: Brice has become Heatwave
silenceaux: So now he's a firebender
Science_and_Magic: I was originally thinking Alchemist, but a Bender fits better.
gnome_friend: Zippo Tricks McEdgelord!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALL the fire?!
Arclight_Dynamo: ♫ I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter // You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter ♫
volraths_bane: The day the Ian Nation attacked
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you Heather, i just noticed that
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend :D
ArcOfTheConclave: A witch!!! Burn Him!!! ...oh wait.
Lightningbro: Curse you @Arclight_Dynamo Now I need to listen to Scooter. I like this, but yikes.
Science_and_Magic: Blackberry bush
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lightningbro :P
ContingentCat: @darthcoercis falling in a bush and having twigs removed from butt
darthcoercis: @ContingentCat @Science_and_Magic aaah, yeah, that'll do it.
circusofkirkus: So, when does Johnny Cash start ominously playing in the background?
Science_and_Magic: UH OH!
gnome_friend: !findquote queen
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Featherweight_: fire drill!
mtvcdm: c o n s e q u e n c e s
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Science_and_Magic: GO BIGGER!
ContingentCat: BIGGER
circusofkirkus: Go back to what state?
lighting_bolt_123: larger
Science_and_Magic: @circusofkirkus Good point
wicker_knight: alive, but the town will be attacked by mind-control mosquitos
Sarah_Serinde: Operative word being "try" :D
Science_and_Magic: Hopefully when / if he passes out, the fire will end.
drfox17: or the fire will go out of control
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PunkRockZoologist: I like the liberal interpretation of what different job skills apply to.
Sarah_Serinde: Dale is good at saying "yes"
Featherweight_: cook the queen!
PunkRockZoologist: Taking lots of notes.
Science_and_Magic: Taking energy from him... Is Brice going to self-combust?!?
wicker_knight: I'd imagine he'd go unconscious
PharaohBender27 Notices Cam making calculations
ContingentCat: @Science_and_Magic pass out is where I thought it was going but maybe
Science_and_Magic: Uh OH!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
wicker_knight: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 I bet his "strawberry" is a tiny little magical nuke.
PharaohBender27: Wait, what did Kathleen whisper? I couldn't hear it
Science_and_Magic: Kathleen's Dark manipulatons!!
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen suggested making the fire go underground
wicker_knight: @PharaohBender27 she said basically "Igar burn awesomely"
Science_and_Magic: Wait! Earthbender!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: liquid hot magma!
starlitdiscord: goodness
Science_and_Magic: Oh nooOOOOO!!!!!
PharaohBender27: @wicker_knight @Sarah_Serinde Thanks
wicker_knight: that was easy
ContingentCat: how many sheep is this going to cost?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Shocked
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
kamelion84: lol
silenceaux: Just throwing that ALL out there
mtvcdm: That sounds on brand.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: damn.
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
circusofkirkus: Well, there goes those commitment issues
ContingentCat: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Lightningbro: Serge shudders, VIOLENTLY.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds. | as Stina
LRRbot: New quote #5615: "I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds." —Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF lrrWOW lrrDARK
SenseAmidstMadness: Backtracking a bit here
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rogerivany: Merry Xmas to all the LRR crew.
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e_bloc: a PUBG of evil deeds
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW lrrDARK
starlitdiscord: goodness
Suffix: Wait SACRIFICE WHO!?
snowcookies: sacrifice the Darum lol
Sarah_Serinde: This escalated quickly :D
ContingentCat: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
DiscordianTokkan: Merry Krampus!
drfox17: you know, last Panalysts, Kathleen claimed to be a sorceress, but I'm starting to think she's an aspiring warlock
chesul: ah, there's the Kathleen we all know and love.
snowcookies: Sacrifice Steve 2018
ImmoralEthicist: to a question no one asked...
Sarah_Serinde: Suffix The one that took them captive
Suffix: Oh. the Darum
silenceaux: This seems like a little more than "yes" and I love it
ritchards: So Dale... you wanted your game to end in flames, right?
Suffix: Okay.
Suffix: Cool
chesul: drfox17 aspiring? I think she's qualified to teach at this point.
Zyme86: Out with santa UP WITH KRAMPUS
phorrestgaze: Ah, the "Yes and" of the demons
ritchards: left butt cheek!
rendelnep: that can't go wrong!
Sarah_Serinde: Hey, it's session 2/2, might as well end with a bang ;)
SenseAmidstMadness: Dale has a tendency to corrupt PCs. Beej became a Necromancer, Kathleen is becoming a demon worshipper, Ian is some kind of arsonist...
phorrestgaze: It's better juicy
Sarah_Serinde: Consequences? What are those?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ritchards: not with that attitude!
darthcoercis: @SenseAmidstMadness you mean that Dale brings out his players' true natures.
ArcOfTheConclave: Not with that attitude
mtvcdm: put wheaty nibbles in smash you cowards
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put weagles in Smash, you cowards!
gnome_friend: WEAGLES
Lithobraker: @Sarah_Serinde wait is this the last of Peasantries? :(
DiscordianTokkan: "I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar with a wheatey nibble"
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble.
LRRbot: New quote #5616: "I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble." —Dale [2018-12-17]
chibi_bento: yes, please say 'wheaty nibble' more often....
Sarah_Serinde: Lithobraker Yeah, this is only 2 episodes long, then a couple weeks' break, then Ravnica D&D
DiscordianTokkan highfives Sarah
Despoiler98: oh NOOOOO
wicker_knight: @Lithobraker sadly, yes, this was just supposed to be a 2-session campaign
mtvcdm: Cam's face
PharaohBender27: !
kamelion84: katesLol
mtvcdm: !clip
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snowcookies: holy no
silvalunae: camerons face was so priceless
phorrestgaze: he's better with flesh embroidery
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesNOPE
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesNope
ContingentCat: "don't worry about it just carve this in my arm"
SenseAmidstMadness: This is all very concerning
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie It's katesNoel at the moment
PharaohBender27: Yay!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesNoel
Saulens181: this got D A R K
drfox17: I'm surprised it wasn't "We can make it work Baby"
DoctorOfBeard: hand on flesh writing
mtvcdm: Kathleen is good at selling her soul to the devil it turns out
silenceaux: Stina carves this into her arm and doesn't even hate it afterwards. No regrets!!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Lithobraker: "dictated but not read by Erasmus"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: merry christmas everyone!
Nocxia: Did...did we just start fantasy burning man?
ContingentCat: careful about the kerning
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] When you're carving wording into your flesh, you really want to watch the descenders.
LRRbot: New quote #5617: "When you're carving wording into your flesh, you really want to watch the descenders." —Ian [2018-12-17]
drfox17: also, I can see the LRR crew playing "themselves" in a D&D campaign, and "Kathleen" asking "Cam" to do this too
wicker_knight: yes, yes we did @Nocxia
hoktauri: stab him with the strawberry!
SenseAmidstMadness: Stab him with a more appropriate stabbing instrument
Science_and_Magic: wtf is this strawberry?
snowcookies: we don't know
gnome_friend: "The presence of the thing in his leg"
Sarah_Serinde: The fun thing about really short campaigns is that players are more inclined to do particularly inadvisable things :D
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
gnome_friend: Ian makes a great McEdgelord
DiscordianTokkan: It's the best
ContingentCat: @SenseAmidstMadness Soter has a strawberry secreted on his person sewn into a hem iirc
Arclight_Dynamo: "Strawberry"
Sarah_Serinde thinks back to that time they played with a Deck of Many Things :D
GoblinRanger: burglary?
gnome_friend: Don't burgle with yurgle
SenseAmidstMadness: Is the strawberry sharp and pointy?
snowcookies: why does a steamster need to engage in thievery?
starlitdiscord: burgle time
Science_and_Magic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:06.
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh, technically burglary means stealing from a building.
drfox17: "Cam, I need you to carve this arcane sigil into my body so I can hit 3rd level and get my pact boon!"
Arclight_Dynamo: This is theft.
wicker_knight: consider he's trying to get a knife, so probably not sharp
e_bloc: welcome to good burglar, home of the good burglar.
volraths_bane: Cam is totally Garrak from DS9
SenseAmidstMadness: Well actually burglary doesn't always require stealing
ContingentCat: @SenseAmidstMadness we don't have any reason to think it's not a totally norml berry
arcaneIllumination: G O O D B U R G O L O G Y
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLOL
AmoriLinguae: what's the difference between robbery and theft? Arclight_Dynamo
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: @AmoriLinguae Theft is just stealing. Robbery if using violence or the threat of violence to steal.
Rocketman210: robbery is the criminal act of theft
Arclight_Dynamo: *robbery is
wicker_knight: @ContingentCat it's survived being in his pocket, so it's most likely not a normal berry
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put an unholy creature made from all known Pokemon fused together in Smash, you cowards!
Lithobraker: AmoriLinguae robbery generally has some element of coercion
SenseAmidstMadness: Soter is great
CyndaneTierney: That last !smash is a little wordy.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Rocketman210 Not in Canada.
ContingentCat: @wicker_knight we don't know tht, he might now effectivey have jam with him
Rocketman210: a theif may also commit Larson, but a robber is committing robery.
wicker_knight: touche
Rockario: It's a misdirection
SileeOneNow: Put Weedle in Smash, you cowards!
Rockario: Andd why would you name the baker after rice?
ritchards: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
gnome_friend: Put Erasmus in Smash you cowards!
PharaohBender27: I take it mediocre is worse than average?
Rocketman210: larceny* and robbery*
coelopteryx: maybe blaise will get ice powers. serve nice cool drinks. blaise and brice with the ice and fire powers respectively. powerful
wicker_knight: Trans-Siberian Orchestra
starlitdiscord: zombles!
DiscordianTokkan: So, Korpliklaani?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Rocketman210 Under Canadian law, larceny does not exist. The offence is theft.
Lightningbro: Well, now I have Night of Fire stuck in my head. Thanks Ian
Rockario: "Sleigh" bells?
ritchards: Superb > Great > Good > Fair > Average > Mediocre
Sarah_Serinde: This page has all the outcomes and how they rank
ImmoralEthicist: Tori Amos's cover of Raining Blood?
arcaneIllumination: Slayer bells?
Sarah_Serinde: Mediocre is indeed worse than average
ThorSokar: Didn't Slayer do a Christmas album?
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GoblinRanger: it's that hard rock santa from Rhythm Cafe
Zyme86: Couldn't find that but here's slayer bells (slayer doing jingle bells)
Eklinaar: tbh I would love to tune in to a metal-themed Dice Friends
TehAmelie: sleigh bells can be ominous. see Billy-Bpb Thornton's character's motif in season 1 of Fargo
Rocketman210: @Arclight_Dynamo weird, here in US Larceny is the crime of theft, and robbery is the breaking in or sequestering part
PharaohBender27: @ritchards Really? Odd that there's no "poor"
PunkRockZoologist: I always listen to my Bad Religion Christmas album on repeat this time of year.
hoktauri: dark needs to happen organically, like this
Sarah_Serinde: ritchards PharaohBender27 There is a poor
Featherweight_: battle shilgen!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma.
LRRbot: New quote #5618: "Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma." —Cameron [2018-12-17]
coelopteryx: lrr winter holiday dice friends special brought to you by B o n e s A n d S k i n s
Despoiler98: He attac he protec but mostly he SLING
ritchards: "Terrible, Poor, Mediocre, Fair, Good, Great, and Superb"
e_bloc: can't stop with rock, can't stop with rock
Rocketman210: no cameron, you keep hitting while they are stunned! amatuer moves rookie
gnome_friend: Shilgen-Rock Stina-Paper Soter-Scissors
DiscordianTokkan: TOS
Science_and_Magic: PHRASING
SenseAmidstMadness: TOS
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
snowcookies: TOS
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
snowcookies: PG13
kamelion84: katesLewd
PharaohBender27: @ritchards OK, that makes sense. Thanks; I'm not super familiar with the mechanics of these sorts of games
Despoiler98: A tailor "now"
Rocketman210: we have a baker, and a tailor, but no butcher or candlestick maker
Sarah_Serinde: Fate rules are here for anyone who wants them PharaohBender27
circusofkirkus: I'm gonna seam rip ya to hell!
silenceaux: It's sort of like trying to disarm him
Sarah_Serinde: And dice results here
SenseAmidstMadness: Do we have a tinker, a soldier, or a spy?
GoblinRanger: combat haberdashery
drfox17: soter going for the rod with his knife
silenceaux: Isn't haberdashery specifically hats?
e_bloc: we need a stitch-ripping expert lunarj1Heart
gnome_friend: Yay for haberdashery checks
wicker_knight: lrrFINE
coelopteryx: haberdashery is such a reakin good word
coelopteryx: freakin, even
ritchards: fate chips!
Rocketman210: a haberdasher shapes felt, no matter if its for hats (which it usually is) or not
Arclight_Dynamo: He's out, @ritchards
sivakrytos: phrasing!
drfox17: It's Fate, make an attack with Bardiche!
snowcookies: lol
Despoiler98: YOINK
starlitdiscord: poor darim
gnome_friend: "Yoink"
silenceaux: Congratulations on Pantsing the Darim
Master_Gunner: Did Cam just grab that Darim's wood?
silvalunae: yyyyOINK
chesul: yoinking his wood... what a game we've gotten...
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, sarah_serinde already got it
ElementalAlchemist: Good job :)
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Yoink! Yoink good Sir!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Maybe later - I'm busy watching these charismatic people play :)
ritchards: I Have The Power!
SenseAmidstMadness: Use the power!
JohnLockeCole: I would like the Darim to gain the Cold Aspec.... wait.... What's the status on the Huge Nearby Fire again?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shouts I've got the power
SenseAmidstMadness: Use the Force, Stina!
Sarah_Serinde: ElementalAlchemist Eh, posting it again probably doesn't hurt :)
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Haha fair
ContingentCat: @chesul his wooden rod that feel out of his pants at that
Zyme86: earth bending
drfox17: Stina doesn't know how to use the power. Not that that fact has ever stopped her
ContingentCat: *fell
wicker_knight: I feel like this entire session has just been a continuous "FINE"
Featherweight_: you feel librarian plus
chesul: ContingentCat indeed, and now Stina's getting in on that wood.
wicker_knight: @Featherweight_ you got premium access to LexisNexis
PharaohBender27: OH NO
ritchards: take it!
ritchards: always take it!
ContingentCat: turn the stick into gold?
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
gnome_friend: You CLODS!
Sarah_Serinde: "Subtle" is apparently not Stina's middle name
drfox17: Magical Girl Stina!
DiscordianTokkan: hahhaha
phorrestgaze: sudden dump initiated
ContingentCat: Sotor needs to change his pants
SenseAmidstMadness: Darim, now relieved of his pants
starlitdiscord: everyone wants the darim's wood
AmoriLinguae: I don't know any of Kathleen's characters that know the word subtle
BlindProphet32: Stina is the babe with the power
Lightningbro: @gnome_friend "You don't know what you're doing!"
drfox17: Magical Girl Stina is feeling attacked!
arcaneIllumination: dropped Trou
ContingentCat: @drfox17 damn I want a magical girl anime with a protagonist like Stina now
snowcookies: great
e_bloc: so much phrasing
drfox17: @ContingentCat So Magical Girl Kathleen basically?
gnome_friend: "I in fact have no skill"
Science_and_Magic: What?!?
PharaohBender27: NOOOOOOOOO Not Stina!
Science_and_Magic: SHILGEN!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
gnome_friend: sergeHeart sergeSheep
Nocxia: Get down evil voice lady!
kamelion84: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oooof
silvalunae: heroic death
Questhere: katesRip
GoblinRanger: boy did he every take it for the team
phorrestgaze: he Shield-en
ContingentCat: katesRip sergeSheep sergeHeart
Science_and_Magic: F
ZeniteZero: RIP SERGE
drfox17: Shilgen playing the Shirou Emiya of this Fate Campaign
silvalunae: you will be remembered
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: I roll NOTHING
Zyme86: That's one for the highlights
A_Dub888: Shilgen: Not less than terrible
AmoriLinguae: lrrEFF
PharaohBender27: Shilgen was too good for this cruel world
mtvcdm: Below terrible is lrrFINE
ritchards: invoke to reroll
phorrestgaze: tanky boy
circusofkirkus: Okay, take 5 everyone, we'll be back shortly
gnome_friend: Shilgen confirmed Kytheon
GoblinRanger: so now its Darim's turn to hit something hard and watch it go ow
PharaohBender27 wipes brow in relief
ZeniteZero: "Shilgen's faith is tested!" moon2H
phorrestgaze: big oof
drfox17: No Consequence? Definitely the Shirou Emiya. Spike through the arm, no problem
mtvcdm: Shilgen turns out to be beefier than anticipated.
Spacecarl: Shit
GoblinRanger: oh perfect
gnome_friend: Spacecarl come over this way to see how your will is
Spacecarl: It varies
ritchards: if I move my arms like this, and you get in the way...
circusofkirkus: Can you make him do the Thriller dance first?
Sarah_Serinde: Oooh Blaise you are sending that man to his death
gnome_friend: Ben is betraying Carl
gnome_friend: !findquote magma
LRRbot: Quote #5618: "Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma." —Cameron [2018-12-17]
ContingentCat: not yet
Science_and_Magic: You want to increase the specific heat capacity of the earth?
ZeniteZero: Soft to heat? musicaCAT
Kikazi: does Ian/Brice still have that "Ecstatic" aspect?
silenceaux: So like... Knead the earth into soft dough so I can make it melty
ZeniteZero: LUL
ContingentCat: make the dirt and fire friends
gnome_friend goes into the dirt hole
Sarah_Serinde: gabyMath
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
thundershot879: lrrFINE
FITorion: woah still live
gnome_friend: sergeHi FITorion
ContingentCat: I hope they didn't steal his secret dildo
silenceaux: At this point it's probably just covered in dirt
gnome_friend: sergeFriend s
Science_and_Magic: Go Shilgen!
B4rberblacksheep: He's in charge
Despoiler98: right in the forehead!
SuitablyEpic: he attac
FITorion: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:46:31. lrrSPOT
Science_and_Magic: He takes 7 and likes it!
GoblinRanger: ouch
gnome_friend: David and the very small Goliath
FITorion: that seems wrong
gnome_friend: Divide by seven?
gnome_friend: That's my secret, I'm always feeling vaguely insulted
Featherweight_: stab him?
FerociousPeach: time to invoke The Strawberry
coolbond: Shiv him!
drfox17: liberate them TO HELL
SenseAmidstMadness: Stab
gnome_friend: !findquote berry
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SenseAmidstMadness: Chat demands stabs
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: *puts queen husk on* NOW I AM YOUR GOD
gnome_friend: Do we have any professional stabbists?
TehAmelie: what is it they say in Vampire the Masquerade? Cain enters the sunlight, takes 1 damage (lethal), the sun takes 7 damage (lethal)
PharaohBender27: So . . . anyone know why in the Featherweight portrait, Stina's head looks like it's been stitched onto her body? (Look at the lines on the neck)
ritchards: chatting ... is that your move?
Science_and_Magic: Ian! I'm not sure you want to know!!
zerg539: @PharaohBender27 Undershirt
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 That's a shirt collar, it's a slightly different colour than her actual skin
gnome_friend: Piston-Fist Cyclops
SenseAmidstMadness: PharaohBender27 She's probably not a zombie
LoadingReadyRun: I want to know...
gnome_friend: Cameron "Fistmn'sship" Lauder
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @zerg539 Thanks - the undershirt was light enough that I thought it was the skin
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
ContingentCat: wouldn't you know if it was barbed on how hard it was to pull out
gnome_friend: sergeHeart (I'm uncomfortable as well)
SwordintheSpud: sleep well tonight serge
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @zerg539 It's one of those "you don't see it until others point it out to you" scenarios
Sarah_Serinde: No worries :)
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SenseAmidstMadness: butt
ritchards: now say butts
hoktauri: stab him in the face!
gnome_friend: t u r g i d
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLOL
ContingentCat: katesRip
Kikazi: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Well that sounds like !advice
Kikazi: katesLewd
snowcookies: Stina, overconfident but does good
Science_and_Magic: OH YEAH!
B4rberblacksheep: OH YEAH
gnome_friend: "I got a stick; i'm prioritizing rigidity"
ContingentCat: exactly as planed!
PharaohBender27: HAIL SINTA!
TriggerHappy2Pi: !UPTIME
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:05:35.
Spacecarl: I have concerns
gnome_friend: Spacecarl go punch someone
Spacecarl: I have larger concerns
SenseAmidstMadness: wow
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
kamelion84: lrrWOW
snowcookies: oh my Blaise
GoblinRanger: I mean it's half right
SenseAmidstMadness: None of that was technically false...
PharaohBender27: I think I missed Carl
darthcoercis: oooh, my new mouse just got delivered! no more of the double-click nightmare for me!
Lazarus_18: "That guy hates christmas and caused your marital problems" is the plot of my new Hallmark christmas movie
RassilonDND: oh no, did carl just walk in and become fuel for the fire?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Lazarus_18
samsoni1: did we get to know about the strawberry?
PharaohBender27: Ach! lrrEFFing return button! Anyhow, I think I missed Carl's introduction from either being AFK or participating in chat
circusofkirkus: Good job Carl, you gave it the ol' college try
SenseAmidstMadness: What happened to ian's mic
gnome_friend: PharaohBender27 Carl hates winter festival
Sarah_Serinde: Carl was introduced in last week's session PharaohBender27
7point_75: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:08.
ContingentCat: @samsoni1 part of me suspects Cam has forgotten about the strawberry
Spacecarl: Carl was an npc mentioned in passing last time. He is bug zombie currently
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Science_and_Magic: OH NO! THIS SOUNDS BAD!
gnome_friend: Continuous enthusiastic consent Brice
GoblinRanger: this out to be interesting
Sarah_Serinde: darthcoercis Do you have quality set to Auto? If so, try changing it to a specific quality
ElementalAlchemist: Consent is important
gnome_friend: !findquote consent
LRRbot: Quote #488: "Kirby is not consent." —Beej [2015-07-20]
ritchards: and three fate chips
darthcoercis: @Sarah_Serinde that was it. i thought i'd had it set to 1080, but i was wrong.
Sarah_Serinde: Yay :)
circusofkirkus: Swing your partner round and round!
electroswagnetism: Dance magic dance?
GoblinRanger: quick musical accompaniment !
circusofkirkus: Put your hips into it!
gnome_friend: Welcome to the BONE ZONE!
silenceaux: Focus, rather than distracting you
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] Lead with your heart, not with your bones! | as Blaise
LRRbot: New quote #5619: "Lead with your heart, not with your bones!" —Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
darthcoercis: @Sarah_Serinde appreciate the reminder to pay to attention to my twitch settings :)
gnome_friend: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #5371: "There isn't a pity bone in James' body." —Serge [2018-10-05]
Saulens181: Getting real lewd over at Dice Friends today
coelopteryx: is brice going to be like a sauna massage therapist next
gnome_friend: I cast aspect of mongoose
Sarah_Serinde: Saulens181 So business as usual?
ContingentCat: has Ian talked about his magic when drunk?
ContingentCat: *Brice
Despoiler98: now hes just an arsonist baker
samsoni1: bens character is OP
samsoni1: just saying
kamelion84: lol
lordinkdeath27: salsa dancer
Saulens181: o yeah
snowcookies: Charisma is awesome
electroswagnetism: clap art clap is clap valid clap
Despoiler98: LE-GEND-ARY
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gnome_friend: YARGLE
darthcoercis: Ian needs to remember that he can dance if you wants to
silvalunae: lrrGOAT
Science_and_Magic: It's a non-denominational holiday miracle!
ghostvalv: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thundershot879: lrrHORN lrrHORN
MadAran87: Brice the Flamebringer.
darthcoercis: *he wants to. because i can type this week.
blip2004: ugh, my pc is annoying me. sound keeps losing sync with video on twitch and netflix
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:23.
gualdhar: It's like Ghost, except Brice is alive
darthcoercis: @blip2004 that sounds like a hardware error. do you have an on-board or dedicated sound card?
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
Sarah_Serinde: I'll get you next time!
Dryhad: gg wp
coelopteryx: "dangit, my bugs."
Despoiler98: you dang kids!
TriggerHappy2Pi: Doesn't Stina have to sacrifice the Darim?
circusofkirkus: Orange slices for everyone!
phorrestgaze: you take a hit like a champ
Sarah_Serinde: TriggerHappy2Pi I think she only said "maybe"?
Science_and_Magic: Really Dale? Is that what really happens?
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart
Despoiler98: that was the best villian exit ever
DJayH: charity1000 Because #charity is still a thing.
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !charity
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: let's yeet these mosquieet
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Zyme86: Its like driving stick you get used to it
B4rberblacksheep: How was he controlling that stick? The power of dick?
electroswagnetism: y e e t t h e m o s q u i t e
Science_and_Magic: She was Queen of the Sand Witches, why not an Igaar Queen?
gnome_friend: !findquote idea
LRRbot: Quote #5192: "I'm not saying no to your idea, I'm saying yes to the idea you mentioned earlier." —Dale [2018-07-23]
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PharaohBender27: @B4rberblacksheep Through the power of vengeful rage!
ContingentCat: herding zombies!
GoblinRanger: group hug
Despoiler98: is he a paladin?
Science_and_Magic: What is going on!!!!
circusofkirkus: Kumbaya?!?
drfox17: care bear stare?
gnome_friend: Tinker Tailor Soter Fry
Science_and_Magic: Festive cheer?
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Is this a power of friendship moment?
DiscordianTokkan: Do they do the Sailor Senshi teleport now?
Aenir798: oh my god
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW slytqLOL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Festive Cheer!
ghostvalv: is this the grinch song?
ContingentCat: wow this is perfect
ElementalAlchemist: We're taking the caroling
starlitdiscord: goodness
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
Master_Gunner: Cure them with the power of Holiday Cheer!
IncredibleFrown: i can't believe ben's mutant power is making the credits roll
ElementalAlchemist: We're taking them CAROLING
kamelion84: katesLol
drfox17: Moon Healing Waaaaave
circusofkirkus: What is zombie-ification if not a bad hangover?
Zyme86: This is turning into a winter CBS special
B4rberblacksheep: I feel like this campaign has been fantastically derailed
Science_and_Magic: Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze! Welcome Christmas, come this way! Read more: Dr. Seuss - Welcome Christmas Lyrics | MetroLyrics
GoblinRanger: so what we'll get is people back in control of themselves just with a new friend attached to each
SenseAmidstMadness: wow
Sarah_Serinde: Ben :D benginHeart
drfox17: YES BEN
Nocxia: yup. Yup we've started fantasy festival BURNING MAN
arcaneIllumination: So, has this reached about 0.5 Henderson?
thundershot879: lrrHEART
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEN YES
coelopteryx: oh my Goodness
starlitdiscord: this is amazing
Aarek: benginHeart
Science_and_Magic: BEN!
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Yay Ben!!!!
circusofkirkus: Cue the lights!
ImmoralEthicist: BEN!
Aenir798: I can't believe this
drfox17: YESSSSS
kamelion84: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Yay! A happy end!
SenseAmidstMadness: wow
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lightningbro: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
chesul: this is the best end of a campaign I've ever seen.
Vlanoik: Went from a dark, metal session ending in cheesy kids cartoon ending
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: lrrHEART lrrHEART
DoctorOfBeard: benginOmg
phorrestgaze: benginDab2 dab on the bugs benginDab2
ritchards: cheer500 Yes! #charity
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NotCainNorAbel: So much love Ben!
TriggerHappy2Pi: lrrHEART Ben is Amazing! lrrHEART
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh gdi ben <3 <3 <3
Going_Medium: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginHeart
l0gin4me: benginHeart lrrHEART
Riandisa: <3
starlitdiscord: <3
SenseAmidstMadness: cheer500 #charity #festivus
Kikazi: benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart
Natly__: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
CyndaneTierney claps
Science_and_Magic: Cross fade to black
Feminine_Desires: lrrGOAT there!
johothehobo: holly yolly
ContingentCat: oh yeah this is a winter holiday campaign not a halloween campaign
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
snowcookies: claps
SydPreviouslyHeadache: beautiful
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
coelopteryx: benginHeart
coelopteryx: halp
Science_and_Magic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:40.
Feminine_Desires: benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart benginDab2 benginHeart
B4rberblacksheep: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: This was amazing!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That was incredibly fun
acolyte_of_tohsaka: charity100 #Charity
Dryhad: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME
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kyless2106: That was perfect
gnome_friend: That was definitely fun
GoblinRanger: that was amazing
FerociousPeach: that was fantastic!
Going_Medium: That was great. I love you all.
circusofkirkus: Can we get the metal cover of that song?
Vyous: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Kikazi: lrrHEART lrrGOAT lrrHEART
ThorSokar: 1000/10
Natly__: benginHeart benginDab benginHeart benginDab
Mysticman89: happy end
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Ben, that was amazing. Dale yes, this was so much fun
ContingentCat: OOooo!! lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Science_and_Magic: Hi Friends!
Aenir798: January 7 is Monday
Sarah_Serinde: January 7
GenieWH: Its Tuesday
kyless2106: Dale is such a great storyteller!!!
SenseAmidstMadness: What are days
TriggerHappy2Pi: New years is tuesday
CyndaneTierney: Tuesday is new years day.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Tue
phorrestgaze: New year's is tuesday
electroswagnetism: Did we ever learn more stuff about Soter?
ImmoralEthicist: Jan 1 is Yuesday
ContingentCat: a little?
GoblinRanger: New Years is Tuesday
ImmoralEthicist: *tuesday
orionsrise1: Azorious Manic Paperwork session
TriggerHappy2Pi: Dale is right
GoblinRanger: It's a new year tuesday
JohnLockeCole: That was cool, everyone got to do their thing, like what they're good at
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
IncredibleFrown: so were there any superpowers that didn't come up? like, what are the odds when serge says he'll talk to the sheep he can actually talk to them
Lightningbro: Guys you can math, if it's below 8 then it's a day that hasn't happened that month
Science_and_Magic: But what was this Strawberry?
LoadingReadyRun: Its fine guys. I'll just put a note in the vod description.
SenseAmidstMadness: See you at GP Vancouver!
SuitablyEpic: Kathleen promised to sacrifice the Darim!
PharaohBender27: Oh dear - I might have to miss one of those (live), if it's really a 10-parter
electroswagnetism: cheer100 #charity
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samsoni1: ILL BE THERE!!!!!!
Spacecarl: Carl Lives!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
xantos69: cheer50 #charity This was a ton of fun. I really enjoy your RPG sessions.
arcaneIllumination: When in the Ravnican timeline is this campaign set? How caught up with the recent story do I need to be?
ContingentCat: CAM was there a plan for the strawberry?
Kikazi: lrrHEART benginHeart sergeHeart lrrDARK
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Science_and_Magic: Strawberry?
Saulens181: strawberry!
hyralt: cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 #charity
samsoni1: I wanna beat Serge at Canaldner again!!!!!
SenseAmidstMadness: UHH
Mysticman89: I'm sure serge ccan talk to sheep on an emotional level merely by gazing into their sheepy eyes
ImmoralEthicist: James claims that, statistically, one of you will make day 2
Science_and_Magic: PHRASING!
drfox17: thank you for that clarification
orionsrise1: Hey Dale, what happens with the Dragon quest gang in the new year?
gnome_friend: !findquote hand
LRRbot: Quote #4940: "I have one point of hands." —Cori [2018-04-30]
ghostvalv: lewd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hand to Hand not combat
ElementalAlchemist: Only consensual touching please
Lazarus_18: @ImmoralEthicist My money's on the north100 bois
drfox17: come have our fine tex mex
acolyte_of_tohsaka: cheer100 #charity
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FlannelShirtEnthusist: cheer100 #charity
drfox17: or, just good salsa
ritchards: fist bump are where it's at
DiscordianTokkan: benginFingers benginHey Consentual Hands!
Dryhad: Consensual hand touching!
drfox17: we have good burgers too
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are fist bumps appropriate?
gnome_friend: !findquote dentist
LRRbot: Quote #4137: "Do not touch your teeth. That is only for dentists and God." —Paul [2017-04-01]
gnome_friend: TEETH
ElementalAlchemist: Wash hands often
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2274 patrons for a total of $13,171.97 per month.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hand washing is very good
Science_and_Magic: Strawberry? Cameron?
arcaneIllumination: When in the Ravnican timeline is this campaign set? How caught up with the recent story do I need to be?
ImmoralEthicist: When the hell did Paul say that?
Himyul: janitor lrrBEEJ ?
samsoni1: what was camerons strawberry?
samsoni1: thing
SenseAmidstMadness: @ImmoralEthicist April 1st, 2017
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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IncredibleFrown: @ImmoralEthicist april 2017, apparently
cheetoJack: ImmoralEthicist April 1st, 2017 it would appear
DoctorOfBeard: it's that bad?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH yeah strawberry
ImmoralEthicist: Fair. I should have said, "in what context"
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Dale! lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you very much Dale
TriggerHappy2Pi: Awesome campaign!
drfox17: this was great!
snowcookies: ty Dale
GoblinRanger: Big Thanks Dale
ContingentCat: yeah thanks Dale lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: We would definitely be happy to watch more
cheetoJack: I would be very happy with more Fate in this setting
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Cameron :D
gnome_friend: ImmoralEthicist on a LRLIVE
NotCainNorAbel: Thank you Dale!
mastershake29x: dale is amazing
hyralt: lrrHEART Dale
Science_and_Magic: Ohhhh... that makes more sense
ContingentCat: ohhh it wasn't an actual strawberry
Kikazi: katesThank @Dale
starlitdiscord: oooohhh
drfox17: I'm not convinced that Fate isn't great for magical girl rpg. Magical Girl Kathleen?
IncredibleFrown: *what were the other secrets tho*
Mysticman89: one could lose a tooth onn that strawberry
SuitablyEpic: things went well and you forgot to sacrifice the Darim
Science_and_Magic: Sub Train
phorrestgaze: wait, so was serge playing a sheep man?
Sarah_Serinde: It's such a good muffin lrrAWESOME
Mysticman89: although I suppose it's consistent with the notion that strawberries are in fact not actually berries.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: charity50 #charity
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Featherweight_: good work everyone
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Festive Progress Muffin!
Sarah_Serinde: !charity
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Science_and_Magic: Ok, night chat. See ya later!
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WampaX: woot
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cheetoJack: ImmoralEthicist the context I can see is "Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs" in the quote archives. Perhaps its from a LRL bit?
gnome_friend: TEETH
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: k goodnight folks! take care happy crimmis!
gnome_friend: Goodnight WhaDidBeejPutInDPie
orionsrise1: you're welcome Serge!
mtvcdm: This now ends another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
gnome_friend: THE BITS THE BITS
phorrestgaze: so they get 5721 bits as loot? Are those bug bits?
hyralt: The bits!
ghostvalv: lrrHORN
Kikazi: tiltyhEXTREME sergePride
Curufean: LRR Fight Club
Mysticman89: you're gonna hit each other with chairs?
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Hey! That's when I get to renew my sub!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!
LRRbot: New quote #5620: "It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!" —Kathleen [2018-12-17]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: eggnog sans powders
ContingentCat: one without a need for a bucket
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not again
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Twitch Rivals: MTG Arena (James is participating in this weeks Twitch Rivals: MTGA. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (14:20 from now).
mastershake29x: if you're a fan of good king wenceslas, it's also st. stephen's day i believe
PharaohBender27: I plan to be there! I have the day off, and my sub is up then!
orionsrise1: inaugural eggnog and crokinole games!
PunkRockZoologist: For those who are not Canadian, British, Australian or New Zealander
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Mistakes were made, then imbibed.
LRRbot: New quote #5621: "Mistakes were made, then imbibed." —Cameron [2018-12-17]
coelopteryx: give them the extremely good fancy eggnog because they deserve it
Kikazi: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
GoblinRanger: Thanks for a fun stream
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks for being here, friends!
silvalunae: thank for stream lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
LoadingReadyRun: Thank you everyone~ <3
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks everyone!
Going_Medium: lrrHEART benginHeart tiltyhEXTREME
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Have a good night everyone!
Sarah_Serinde: And thanks to Hodor for tech lunarj1Heart
coelopteryx: lrrHEART
PunkRockZoologist: Bai
red_shoes_jeff: Bai!
hyralt: lrrHEART
skiplives: Bye
PharaohBender27: I'm so glad we got a happy ending there
darthcoercis: have a good day/night, everyone
FerociousPeach: g'night everyone!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Truth
mefyumidra: <message deleted>WTF IS THIS GUYS DarkMode
Sarah_Serinde: Great timing there, spambot