CalAlaera: Hi James, please unconfuse us
SpacePotato01: so we're going to get Magically Twitching Peasants?
TheSeg: katesWave Hi James!
keltonhicks: are you playing in twitch rivals?
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kumatsu: I'm ready for James to double queue Arena and One More
PhoenixMelior: oh wait, a five minute stream delay?! Holy moly
keltonhicks: what deck are you playing for this? you mostly play limited right
Unas84: @PhoenixMelior yeah, my first reaction as well, but it makes sense given the pace of a MtG game
Kerrisis: Is anyone else's stream jumping all over hte place, or is it because I'm downloading WIndows Updates?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
RayFK: With all the standard practice you've been doing? Kappa
TXC2: steam is fine on my end
CalAlaera: Stream looks fine to me
Pteraspidomorphi: Dropping frames like crazy
Unas84: that's you rpobably?
CalAlaera: Though I'm still confuse
Science_and_Magic: I'm fine
MugiwaraLexi: No dropped frames here.
Pteraspidomorphi: Literally the worst I've ever seen :( Maybe it's a UK thing?
kumatsu: in b4 James comes in 9th
Alness49: The ol' 2-1 will still be cool
CalAlaera: Hi I am in the UK, working fine for me
TheWooglie: Pteraspidomorphi fine for me in UK
Pteraspidomorphi: Odd
wiggins: sucker
genomancr: Good luck James, regardless!
Freshly_Toasted: Also UK, also fine
Fr0Dough: Lolz Duty
RayFK: Yo, scrub out quick so we can PUBG
B4rberblacksheep: Wait you guys still make friday nights?
MugiwaraLexi: James, I like your hoodie!
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll vpn through another country
Science_and_Magic: We have a Friday Nights coming up? YAY!
laskotheking: @RayFK Bad Jeej!
SenseAmidstMadness: I'm hearing a whole lot of EXCUSES, Turner
Sati90: It's ok put G on skype to help :P
CalAlaera: Exactly what game is to be played today?
Mattmitchell45: Jam Standard Upon In-laws!!
keltonhicks: what deck are you gonna use?
deadlypartition: we believe in you james
dialMforMara: !game
LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
Freshly_Toasted: Standard's easy just topdeck answers
Sati90: Make this 100% cheating stream
TXC2: just play golgari explore, no one card answer to that deck right? Kappa
jolly_flounder: when is this going to happen?
HondoTrigger: James with the anti snipe text
TXC2: jolly_flounder in the next 20mins if that
HondoTrigger: *tech
PhoenixMelior: yeah so I guess we'll just talk about metal and JRPGs like we always do in the mornings Kappa
jolly_flounder: @TXC2 thank you
CalAlaera: Six rounds of what though?
wiggins: what is the *purpose* of the delay
Unas84: to give you even more stuff to worry about, did you see the Server Maintenance time for PUBG today, James? (just checking so you won't be surprised later today)
Silver__Knight_: anti-ghost/anti-snipe wiggins
Freshly_Toasted: To prevent chat cheating I assume
TXC2: PhoenixMelior you Kappa ,but I ain't gonna stop you
genomancr: There's gonna be SOO much stalling... play something fast
Sati90: it takes a while for the signal to reach us from the deep space stage where James is -playing
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I accept this
wiggins: that makes sense
avi_miller: Its to prevent chats from ghosting
TheSeg: Legit.
ArgentGriever: So some rando can't go and say to another streamer "hey, don't cant that 5 drop there's a counterspell up"
TXC2: ArgentGriever pretty much
TheWooglie: 10:30?
CalAlaera: So... we know there's a tournament but not what game?
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:45 AM
wiggins: I figured that was the case, but I figured if I wasn't sure, others in chat would also be wondering
Sati90: James is actually streaming from Mars for the whole event
EvilBadman: @CalAlaera Magic Arena
PhoenixMelior: CalAlaera I believe it's an Arena tournament
jolly_flounder: even if you end around 4 there is no one more tonight, right?
PhoenixMelior: I mean this whole thing is really weird
wiggins: that's just my sense of existential dread, James
Science_and_Magic: I hear no squeal
ArgentGriever: It's too bad that arena can't do a specific tourney style with bo3
CalAlaera: Thank you @EvilBadman / @PhoenixMelior
Jeezy56: the ghost of Serge
Unas84: seems like fun, these people would know how to talk right? Would love to hear the banter between you and a Maria or Numot :)
SenseAmidstMadness: lol
tsinclairblack: xmas Minecraft?
Sati90: Let the trash talking begin! Mind Games with Mind James
gawag_: James what are you gonna do with the money?
lostindagame: so are you playing gaby like in almost every streamer event :p
keltonhicks: bo3 is in right?
TXC2: gawag_ ice cream for chat Kappa
RAICx: Twitch was being a massive butt, what did I miss?
ArgentGriever: @kel yeah, in a roundabout way
HondoTrigger: Uno is playing minecraft all by himself you monster
mastershake29x: @keltonhicks not in direct challenge
keltonhicks: true true
gawag_: Hell yeah, love me some ice cream lrrDILLY
TXC2: RAICx James is just explaining the stream delay
SenseAmidstMadness: Uno just keeps getting murdered by skeletons because JAMES isn't there to help him
avi_miller: Yeah that is slightly annoying
SenseAmidstMadness: ;)
TheOtherTrevor: Will you be sideboarding by making copies of the decks?
ArgentGriever: Break a leg!
Abavus: Bye forever! BibleThump
Science_and_Magic: Good Luck!
genomancr: Giver!
Freshly_Toasted: Kick ass and take names, james!
avi_miller: Good luck
Featherweight_: you don't chose who goes frist?
TheSeg: Bye current James! I'll see past James soon!
shdragon: GL HF, etc.
PhoenixMelior: dear Heather, ignore this replay
SenseAmidstMadness: JAMES: Remind Heather to ignore this replay
wiggins: Tell heather to ignore this replay
EvilBadman: Don't forget Deckmaster
B4rberblacksheep: Tell Heathert to ignore this replay
GragSmash: heather ignore James plz
PrinceXPhantom: dont forget to tell heather to ignroe this replay lrrBEEJ
Sati90: Tell Heather to ignore this replay
wicker_knight: Hodor: Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
TXC2: Siri: remind Heather to ignore this replay.
jalisurr: Replay this to ignore Heather tell
Daedrin: I don't think Heather needs help ignoring James.
EvilBadman: Who's ready to explain the 5m delay for the next 8 hours, whooo
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
PhoenixMelior: so hey chat, what are your top 10 metal albums of the year Kappa
Sati90: @Daedrin woooooo
TheSeg: Red Leader: Remind Heather leader to ignore this replay.
Freshly_Toasted: Tell heather to replay this ignore
MugiwaraLexi: Poor mods
Jeezy56: don't you kappa that
PhoenixMelior: okay I won't kappa that
Jeezy56: 1) Slugdge
wicker_knight: @EvilBadman "Why didn't you.." No, I can't. I'm sorry in advance lrrAWW
PhoenixMelior: I actually have a list
TXC2: MugiwaraLexi if needs be, I'll just burn chat to the ground Kappa
Sati90: @PhoenixMelior Have you checked it twice?
PhoenixMelior: my #1 is Rivers of Nihil
Jeezy56: me too, since it didn't look like there wasn't anything decent coming out this month
PhoenixMelior: Sati90 not yet, but I will. I need to give them all a listen again
eruanno123: Nekrogoblikon - bonkers wins for me
MugiwaraLexi: @txc2 I support this response :)
jolly_flounder: I don't listen to metal can I just make up really metal sounding names?
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior you should put this list somewhere I can get to later
Freshly_Toasted: I somebody brings a janky 5 colour deck or something for sun
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack sure, I can do that
Sati90: @jolly_flounder Sounds good
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is live for the Twitch Rivals MTG Arena tournament! Of course with a 5 minute delay you'll have to wait a bit to see him :D ||
LoadingReadyRun: Now you all wait :P
shdragon: Commence the thumb twiddling!
TXC2: and now we play the waiting game
jolly_flounder: cool, number ten: Blood Mother
Zebunisher: #BlamesJames
jolly_flounder: number nine: Eternal DarknessX
kumatsu: I miss James
PhoenixMelior: in no particular order (yet), my list is Inferi, Irreversible Mechanism (for real, so good), Ghost Ship Octavius, In Vain, Rivers of Nihil, Chthonic, Omnium Gatherum, Amorphis, Kalmah, and Tengger Cavalry
TheWarbo: But I don't WANNA wait
MidgardSerpent: And now the waiting game truly begins
EvilBadman: Flood James with delay bits for #charity
PhoenixMelior: honorable mention to Fractal Gates but they just don't quite cut it for me
shdragon: The real waiting game starts here
jolly_flounder: number eight: TheXXX
Jeezy56: oh I'm glad you liked Irreversible Mechanism Phoenix
Sati90: #BloodMom
rendelnep: wait? I'll get some coffee instead
PhoenixMelior: yeah they turned out to be really sick
jolly_flounder: number seven: TheYYY (a excellent TheXXX coverband)
Sati90: How did TheXXX cover band rank higher than the original?!
jolly_flounder: @Sati90 X-actly
TXC2: I want the theYYY to be a heavy metal version of the Village people :P
jolly_flounder: number six: frozen tundra people (they are reaaaaally experimental)
Jeezy56: my top ten is Slugdge, Drudkh, Lik, Rapture, Necrophobic, Ripped to Shreds, Tomb Mold, Voivod, Sargeist, High on Fire
kumatsu: theYYY should be a vaporwave TMBG cover project
eruanno123: there has to be metal version of them, at least now I hope so :P
Jeezy56: so basically no overlap with you at all Phoenix :P
PhoenixMelior: I mean, that doesn't surprise me :P
jolly_flounder: number five: BLOOD high five BLOOD
PhoenixMelior: my list is tech death, prog death, and melodeath
Jeezy56: Irreversible Mechanism was in my top 20, which tbh was good enough for a top 10 most years - there was so much good stuff!
PhoenixMelior: your list is much more thrashy
PhoenixMelior: this was a good year for metal
Sati90: Wait is that a bloody high five? Or two blood highfiving?
PhoenixMelior: it's Blood High, Five Blood
jolly_flounder: @Sati90 yes
PhoenixMelior: but they are required by law to always yell BLOOD so it's hard to parse
Sati90: Damn! That's metal
Jeezy56: I didn't really like Beyond Creation's new one if you heard that
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: yeah I didn't either
PhoenixMelior: kind of disappointed
jolly_flounder: number 4: Beyond Evil More Evil
Daedrin: Chat! A magic may occur. Please do not look directly at the magic. Or do. Actually, probably do.
Sati90: @jolly_flounder Should have seen that coming really
Jeezy56: yeah it just, like didn't go anywhere or do anything? it was making all the right noises in the wrong way or something lol
jolly_flounder: number 3: LARD
jolly_flounder: don't ask why
Theycallmejokke: Streaming with a 5 minute Delay? So not much chat interaction then, oh well
Angreed66: Why the 5 min delay? anyone know?
TheWarbo: "Thanks for watching" eh?
jolly_flounder: number 2: 3dg3
TXC2: to be a fly on the wall when they named that band :P
PhoenixMelior: Angreed66 to avoid cheaters
TheWarbo: so chat can't mess with the players
Sati90: Everyone like to hate on LARD but they are an important part of the metal ecosystem
mastershake29x: @Angreed66 tournament has money on the line
Daedrin: We just have to decide what message we want to send and all say it at once and then wait 5 minutes for James to respond.
Daedrin: Kappa
jolly_flounder: number 1: The ZZZ (a canadian TheXXX coverband)
Angreed66: Ahh thanks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ooh boy, i'm excited. HI LRR chat
Pteraspidomorphi: Discord alert sounds over streams give me anxiety
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 it sure made some noises, but none of them were particularly unexpected
TheWarbo: It's still less of a delay than Dice Friends!
Sati90: lrrWOW
jolly_flounder: pronounced the zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
LoadingReadyRun: This is weird
TXC2: jolly_flounder please tell me it's pronouced the zed zed zed?
PhoenixMelior: it is weird
TrickJarrett: Why did James break it?
LoadingReadyRun: I didn't break anything Trick
TXC2: Here we GO!
Freshly_Toasted: BOI
jolly_flounder: @TXC2 no, to zeds are silent
TXC2: Hi TrickJarrett
Theycallmejokke: James win all the things!
TrickJarrett: Howdy
musefrog: ohai Jemes
tyrew0rm: hi future james
TXC2: jolly_flounder I see
EvilBadman: James! This is a message from the past. Don't not do the ting you were not going to do. Possibly.
kumatsu: James it's been so long!
wiggins: hey, it's famous youtuber James Turner
TXC2: Hi James from the past
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Sati90: Did James already lose in 5 min? Kappa
Hingadora: katesAir
SydPreviouslyHeadache: James go left 5 minutes ago
1losttheGame: hello 5 minutes ago!
LoadingReadyRun: Thank U!
hanrat: Hey future past james
wiggins: James, I;'m speaking to you from the past! oooooOOOOooooooooo
Daedrin: Hi double james.
TrickJarrett: For the record, no partnership for Wizards - this is just Twitch doing their thing.
Mowdownjoe: GO LEFT Kappa
AgentMagicMaster: Hi future James!
Sati90: This is all lies. This has all happened before
China_Bull: gl today
musefrog: just Saiyan
TheWarbo: Game of Choice? But it's not thursday
jolly_flounder: I should name real life metal bands, I feel like I'd be great at that job :D
eruanno123: This is past James, we are in the future!
Theycallmejokke: Of cause you make top 8, beeelieve
WotC_LeeSharpe: "don't make top 8"? Seems unlikely
tyrew0rm: So 0-6 is the goal then?
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: James is the best James Top 8 isn't top enough
TheWarbo: I'm confused when wiggins tells James to do anything but "force water treatment"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just don't forget to go offline for 5 minutes after you're done
EvilBadman: 0-6 is three milkshakes
SAJewers: Question (just came in): If james wins, does he get all the money, or does the entire crew split it?
Featherweight_: I believe in you, you can get 4th!
CyanMig: hello past james!
musefrog: who gets the moneys if ya win? shared with all of LRR?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: although shit can happen, but i seriously hope you do well. Good Luck James!
wiggins: haha, warbo, I'll find a way
EvilBadman: I'd imagine it goes to LRR. :P
Kukako: This seems to be pretty cool.
TXC2: musefrog Ice cream for all of chat Kappa
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Lyannen: James of the past
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musefrog: YAY
TheWarbo: They just suspect everyone *here* (in chat) of being readers
Sati90: It is because they KNOW everyone is lrrSPOOP
LoadingReadyRun: If I win I get an amount and then LRR as a company gets an amount.
TheWarbo: of being cheaters
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Well, well, James, I hear you're getting the LRR crew a bigger equipment budget this year!
Alness49: They don't suspect the streamers are cheaters, they KNOW chat is though... lrrBEEJ
wiggins: the card that turns an island into something else is "water treatment"
shdragon: It's ok, James. You can trust us to only give you the most untrue spoilers we can come up with.
Freshly_Toasted: RW aggro's solid enough!
musefrog: sweet @LoadingReadyRun . And Serge buys the icecream again right?
Sati90: They have a boardwipe James
Theycallmejokke: what is even the point of playing a game, if you can't cheat ;P
TheWarbo: James their hand is 3 swamps, 4 Garys
Lyannen: Mmh.. so no Angels
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm still not sure what match up Experimental Frenzy goes in
Featherweight_: But lrr will be obligated to buy you an Ice cream if you win
wiggins: so, about those orhov cars that are being spoiled
Sibwow: do you have god accounts or do you have to have the cards on your account?
1losttheGame: im sure the deck looks sweet 5 minutes ago, but we are on the wide screen still
EJGRgunner: oof. the pain of being unable to tell James that he didn't switch to the client view
eruanno123: James, somehow he has yugioh deck
PhoenixMelior: Win hard, scrub hard. There is no middle ground
stevestein: So when we tell James he's on booth cam, we'll have to wait five minutes for him to notice
EvilBadman: @wiggins Aristocrats laughs in value
TXC2: wiggins w/b Arsitocrats in standard yes?
Sati90: Wait they are about to cascade into another bloodbraid elf!
wiggins: I am SERIOUSLY considering returning to magic
ampharos15: just got here how much did i miss?
wiggins: the flavour is just so good
kumatsu: @wiggins J O I N U S
TXC2: ampharos15 nothing
LoadingReadyRun: You should Matt, Arena is fantasitc
musefrog: dewit @wiggins
Coinman1863: @wiggins do the thing
mastershake29x: @ampharos15 no game play
one_of_the_voice: are we not supposed to see what he's playing?
ampharos15: oh perfeect
Vn497: ONE OF US. ONE OF US @wiggins
wiggins: B/W two great tastes that taste great together
TXC2: one_of_the_voice not yet, we're on a delay
Sati90: Part of the Chat, Part of the Crew!
one_of_the_voice: ahh
wiggins: I look forward to seeing James' chat message from the past
stevestein: Wow that is a long five minutes
Pteraspidomorphi: So far in the past
Sibwow: oh no we are getting many jameses
ThePerrBearr: that 5 minute delay is going to be very weird
TheWarbo: Wow five minutes is a long time
wiggins: @loadingreadyrun I think I probably will with htis next expansion - at least for a while
PhoenixMelior: that's why I said, let's talk about metal and JRPGs
wiggins: S P I C Y G H O S T B O I S
Daedrin: Uh, I say mulligan. Wait. No. He's in the past, we're not in the future....right?
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ampharos15: yes that afterlife mechanic looks sweeeeet
Sati90: So now that Jmaes's time is misaligned with our own, will he be able to return to the right timeline?
TXC2: Nothing can go wrong with this delay Kappa
TheWarbo: James gets to look at the screen and go "Oh, chat is talking to *that* version of me"
wiggins: I was too talking to him from the past, because he only responded to it now. I was talking to him IN the future, FORM the past :p
ampharos15: i cant wait to see the north 100 crew talk about it
ShortRound2099: lrrHEART
wiggins: *from
stevestein: I can't wait to see in five minutes how he reacts to us reacting to stuff that happened 10 minutes ago
anon_user1990: good luck!
Coinman1863: Are we time traveling now?
TXC2: ampharos15 like it SCREAMS aristocrats no?
Laserbeaks_Fury: When will THEN be Now?
Daedrin: No Matt stop it you're breaking my brain
eruanno123: afterlife is imo a little bit boring, but at least it's flavorful. And I can never say no to tokens :P
wicker_knight: @wiggins we are but ships passing in the night
Freshly_Toasted: 90% sure twitch chat is now capable of time trave;
ampharos15: @TXC2 oh 100% i think cam and alex will love it
Angreed66: Goog luck on the win noscoping here.
IcanBUrGyroBaby: Just use Paul's invention to set the stream 5 minutes ahead of reality
Daedrin: Hey, are you all attending yesterday's upcoming time travel conference? It was great, I'm packing for it two weeks ago.
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PhoenixMelior: this delay is so weird
Sati90: Quick Chat, look into the future and reply to James in real time!
mnatasaurus: @txc2 I’m hyped for the inevitable afterlife X card
PhoenixMelior: we had the answer he's typing five minutes ago
B4rberblacksheep: Go left
TXC2: eruanno123 I think they're meant to be boring, but easy to understand
Theycallmejokke: The tokens for afterlife looks rad, but yeah I too find the mechanic boring so far
gustafsonk: These twitch events are awesome, but I want to watch everyone at the same time
Freshly_Toasted: We can see his messages 5 minutes before he types them
DarkAbyssKeeper: 0 is not good enough, you need to go to at least -10 each game.
Freshly_Toasted: I find that disconcerting
TheOtherTrevor: I hear a weird rumbling from your typing
ThordanSsoa: @wiggins Actually no, you're talking to James in the present. But his response will only come in the distant future of five minutes from now
ThePerrBearr: he exists in 2 separate time, Chat time, and Video time, his souls is split and must be reunited
Sibwow: any thought to putting chat on screen so we can see what james is replying to?
Theycallmejokke: Time to d-d-duel!
PhoenixMelior: obviously.
Daedrin: Take chat out for icecream.
genomancr: Iiiiiiicecream
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, we're 5 minutes past the ice cream
tyrew0rm: Ice cream has been declared
hanrat: iiiicream!
Freshly_Toasted: Ice cream celebratiooon
jolly_flounder: Ice cream has been called
ThordanSsoa: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
1losttheGame: it would be rude to not take everyone for ice cream Kappa
TheWarbo: wait, someone used a Soul Separator on James?
northos: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Mintchocdoublin: is it true james and adam are rivals? sequoia, johncena, i forgot the third one
TXC2: speaking of, I'm gonna get ice cream!
Vn497: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
hanrat: I cream has been declared people, this is not a drill
Daedrin: I just ate some strawberry shortcake icecream. It was delicious.
ampharos15: so who is in this standard tournament
Sati90: keep the hand James!
Mintchocdoublin: good call @txc2 ice cream best cream
jolly_flounder: hype
Mowdownjoe: I've seen HCJustin play PUBG. Yeah, he can ramble a bit.
Kukako: Wishing good luck for all the rivals, but just bit more for James.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You should have mulled to 5
Freshly_Toasted: it's time to d d d d-d-d-wrong game
Daedrin: What's the over-under on at least one teferi lock?
Theycallmejokke: Snap mulligan, make a powerplay Turner mulligan to 5
Silver__Knight_: Okay chat, are we gonna have 5 straight minutes of people saying he's in the booth?
accountmadeforants: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #3997: "Welcome to the channel, where Ian lies all the time" —Heather [2017-02-12]
rendelnep: James already never didn't have it
Theycallmejokke: Wait Ian lies!?!
TheWarbo: !findquote future
LRRbot: Quote #1618: "Wind power: The WAVE of the future." —Alex [2016-01-19]
jolly_flounder: !findquote james
Coinman1863: Ah yes, the booth cam. The MTG stream we always wanted
TheGeekyQuilter: Aww look at james being all handsome
Sati90: One James lies half the time and the other lies all the time. Can you find the real James?
hanrat: !findquote cream
laskotheking: !findquote cena
Laserbeaks_Fury: And on to game 2!
Angreed66: Oh and Adam says he doesn't want to play against you in FNPF anymore.
IcanBUrGyroBaby: You missed lethal
Theycallmejokke: Here we go!
deadlypartition: oh crap its hc justin
TheWarbo: !quote 5475
LRRbot: Quote #5475: "Time is hard on the internet." —Ian [2018-11-01]
Freshly_Toasted: Noice start!
deadlypartition: i love that guy
wicker_knight: Hey James, you didn't play your land 1:30 ago Kappa
Sati90: Wow Got there!
1losttheGame: hey there is a UI update!
kumatsu: the thing you should play here is Magic
TheWarbo: You should play the good cards
TheWarbo: No not that one
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
Daedrin: Good bot
The_Ninjurai: Why not just have them automatically attack?
Vn497: That's some solid advice
TXC2: Honour guard RECKS the Golgari deck
KartoffelKaiser: reinforcements seems good
Tosschko: Hello teaLurk
Coinman1863: I love our 5 min late advice
Diabore: id have dropped second boss
Vn497: Stop looking at chat! We can't help you!
TXC2: hello Tosschko welcome
Freshly_Toasted: Might need a 5th tocatli
Mintchocdoublin: there's a cute little scorpion on the right side of the board. or there was
TXC2: Diabore same here
ritchards: Deckmaster, please!
Freshly_Toasted: Pinchy sparkles now!
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah that's crab. Crab the Scorpion
Daedrin: oh definitely lava coil that drake
Unas84: lrrHAM
rendelnep: Mint, his name is crab
IcanBUrGyroBaby: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Comment. On. Things. In. The. Past.
Sati90: They made us bleed our own blood!
Robot_Bones: Its so hard @IcanBUrGyroBaby
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card sacred foundry
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
EJGRgunner: BG has Find/Finality. that's it.
jolly_flounder: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #2962: "I jammed it in at LEAST 3 times..." —James [2016-07-13]
eruanno123: some people also run ritual of soot
genomancr: @IcanBUrGyroBaby I know right?
TXC2: no ritual of soot?
Theycallmejokke: Rituel of soot to
Sati90: Good luck on G1 James!
EJGRgunner: @TXC2 no. hits all the explore creatures and wild walker
eruanno123: but that's more often than not in a sideboard
Featherweight_: always play warboss never play warboss
Mintchocdoublin: @rendelnep a scorpion named crab. interesting
laskotheking: !findquote cena
LRRbot: Quote #4081: "How does John Cena shave?" —Ian [2017-03-01]
Freshly_Toasted: Ouch, boardwipe
musefrog: welp
TXC2: EJGRgunner good point
Unas84: James Turner with the soul read
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Adunto Vanguard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Freshly_Toasted: Still looking real strong tho
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Adanto Vanguard
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as Adanto Vanguard is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: Adanto Vanguard gains indestructible until end of turn.
musefrog: noice
EJGRgunner: @TXC2 I've been running BG since the third week of the format. ritual of soot doesn't crack the maindeck of any of the lists.
jolly_flounder: James did not turn on Deckmaster, right?
TXC2: EJGRgunner interesting
Freshly_Toasted: Deckmaster's banned for this I believe
wicker_knight: ptoof ptoof ptang
jolly_flounder: ah ok, ty @Freshly_Toasted
TXC2: I guess I though about it 'cuase I run it in stompy
ampharos15: why is it banned?
eruanno123: @EJGRgunner I ran soot mainboard after whole mtga was infested with white weenies few weeks ago
wicker_knight: what is deckmaster?
Daedrin: Deckmaster doesn't use stream delay currently. Since it just goes right through a seperate server.
Freshly_Toasted: Something something cheating/sniping
ampharos15: ohhhhhhhh
Daedrin: It would show what's currently going on and not the delay.
KartoffelKaiser: oof
TXC2: wicker_knight it's a twtich addon, lets you look at the cards
Freshly_Toasted: OH that's why
wicker_knight: ahh
EvilBadman: Fugi made it toooo goood
CyanMig: oof
eruanno123: but whole golgari deck is really techable against the meta
tyrew0rm: ouch, that migth be game over :(
ampharos15: oh no will they stablize on 1...
shdragon: Oof Ow Ouch the land
TheWarbo: deck plas
HondoTrigger: hoooowwww maaannnyyyy laaannndssss aaareee yooouuu ruuunnnninnnnggg
TheWarbo: deck pls
Freshly_Toasted: Noooo, he stabilised
musefrog: w e l p
kamelion84: lrrAWW
Freshly_Toasted: DOOOM WHISPY
deadlypartition: F
Hobbit9797: gg
Serifina: RIP
cokebot9000: It james
KartoffelKaiser: huh well thats you dead
hanrat: wooow
ChiefEngineerMichael: James is gonna get done in by the WW, ain't he
ritchards: James! James! He's our man! If he can't do it, we shoulda sent Cam!
IcanBUrGyroBaby: the flooood
musefrog: aw muffin
TXC2: well thats game 2
shdragon: lrrAWW
Zebunisher: gg
kirbytronic: sad muffin
ArcOfTheConclave: nice gain 6
CrazymattCaptain: wow the flood
Daedrin: I hope you have a banefire in there jesus
ThordanSsoa: katesRage andyRage kelpHeck
Bakufreak: F
genericguy2g: gg go next
Freshly_Toasted: Killed by the flood, bois
Theycallmejokke: Womp womp... sadness
Vn497: katesRip katesRip katesRip
ikesolotl: lrrSCOOP
IcanBUrGyroBaby: dayBroken
wiggins: I believe in you james
ThordanSsoa: andyRIP katesRip guyjudgeF
Daedrin: it feels weird, knowing that this is all resolved by now probably.
cokebot9000: Nice deck if it dont land
Scarbble: just what the boros deck wants, like 8 lands in a row
tyrew0rm: yep, nothing you could do there
Freshly_Toasted: Yeah ri[
flikerz1: this is so sad
musefrog: LOL
deadlypartition: the flood
Daedrin: Wow.
ampharos15: wildgrowth walker is such a good card when paired with jadelight ranger
KartoffelKaiser: this is biblical
TXC2: well fuck you too deck
Theycallmejokke: wlep
wicker_knight: Trick? Is this your fault? Kappa
EJGRgunner: got up for just a minute. what happened to our board?
Freshly_Toasted: Never stood a chance with those draws
eye_h_bar: Soooo many lands
cokebot9000: Wow
Serifina: Floooood
The_Bread_is_Delicious: benginFlood benginFlood benginFlood
wiggins: you still have more life, you can win
Bakufreak: yikes
Daedrin: Them plains are flooded wooo
wiggins: oh wait
Pteraspidomorphi: hehe
IcanBUrGyroBaby: Sideboard minus 10 lands
ThePerrBearr: unfortunate
jolly_flounder: @wiggins savage
flikerz1: 11 land? isn't that like hslf yhe lsnd in tbr devk ?
EJGRgunner: heh. I'm pretty sure I know 99% of OP's deck. This is the Matt Nass variant.
senshi5609: Gabby?
EvilBadman: EJGRgunner Finality first time and Contempt on Vanguard second
Freshly_Toasted: I feel disappointed that we're given 1 hour but it's still best of 1
titans82: the guy you are playing is a good dude
Freshly_Toasted: so shit like that can happen
EvilBadman: It's not Bo1
KartoffelKaiser: I would recommend adding some magic cards, but taking others out
anon_user1990: it's best of three, just via Direct Challenges which are individually best-of-one.
Sati90: You played well in G1 James. That's what matters
Serifina: @freshly_toasted Dude. Calm down.
Mowdownjoe: Def Immortal Sun for planeswalkers.
Science_and_Magic: Just tuning in. What's Jame's up against?
Serifina: Golgari
EvilBadman: The direct challenge system is Bo1, but they're doing Bo3. James may have to concede the next game(s) until he get the play, though, as you can't choose.
Angreed66: Golgari explore
wicker_knight: @Science_and_Magic be aware though, he's on a 5minute delay
Laserbeaks_Fury: it also effs with sideboarding
Science_and_Magic: GB Explore? Oh dear, that's a pretty consistent list.
wicker_knight: esports ready
TXC2: wicker_knight it kinda is.....if you like Bo1 :P
Angreed66: also the lifegain messes with aggro
EJGRgunner: my guess on OP's SB: they're bringing in golden demise, cutting vivien. brinigng in AT probably. cutting carny T.
wicker_knight: Yeah we saw the quintessential Boros vs matchup, opp on back foot, goes to 1, boros player draws 8 lands, opp stabilizes and wins
Freshly_Toasted: Oh! Never used DC, that makes sense
TXC2: nooooo carny T is my boi !
Mangledpixel: boop
EJGRgunner: this version only really runs 1 Carny T in the main with 2 in the SB. it releies on doom whisperer more to take advantage of the lifegain from w. walker.
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: so, at the risk of asking something already answered, wots all this then?
ampharos15: gotta lave coil that boy
fuzzy_died: Ohh No deckmaster lrrAWW
Serifina: Coil the walker!
EJGRgunner: @Mangledpixel it's a Twitch Rivals tournament. Invitation only MtG Arena tournament.
EvilBadman: Mangledpixel Twitch (not WOTC) sponsored standard tourney
shdragon: Stopping the lifegain seemed like a good idea
TXC2: Interesting that James doesn;t order the cards in his hand in any way
Serifina: You definitely can't let that live
Mangledpixel: cool, ty all
ampharos15: aurelia and smash
EvilBadman: Deckmaster is not on as it cannot be delayed.
cokebot9000: Don't ask 4 land itll backfire
wicker_knight: @Mangledpixel Twitch Rivals Bo3 tournament of MTG streamers, ~$10k prize pool, being played kinda backdoor using Bo1 Direct Challenges in MTGArena on a 5min delay. No Deckmaster addon since that can't simulate the delay
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card History of Benalia
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
EJGRgunner: !card legion warboss
LRRbot: Legion Warboss [2R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Mentor / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.
Serifina: Rip
TXC2: yeap, Op ALWAYS has an answer right away
ritchards: oh, 5 minute stream delay... lrrWOW
ampharos15: warboss to hit vivien
ampharos15: noooo
Serifina: That's what Golgari is very good at. Having answers.
eye_h_bar: I'd have gone for the warboss
TheWarbo: james doing maff
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Legion Warboss
LRRbot: Legion Warboss [2R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Mentor / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.
Daedrin: I for one, look forward to 1000 copies of whatever deck wins #1 today.
mierr: Hey james! just got here! good luck!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think James has this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NOOOO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I DO Think James has this
Mangledpixel: looks like Fugi's got a feature to add to Deckmaster then :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well fuck
ChiefEngineerMichael: wat
anon_user1990: welp
TXC2: Daedrin it'll be Golgari, and it's all ready played by everyone
shdragon: holy jebus
deadlypartition: @SydPreviouslyHeadache this is all your fault Kappa
eruanno123: is this tournament single elim?
shdragon: 2 planeswalkers., that's GG.
TXC2: OP has superfirends, we've lost
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *i was doing that thing where you start typing something and then change what you what you were going with
Sati90: No fun :(
EvilBadman: @eruanno123 6 rounds + top8
masterfrog316: ded
djalternative: So no mine o clock christmas special today?
Theycallmejokke: Rip-a-roni
cheetoJack: does anyone in chat have a top ten list of top ten lists from 2018?
Daedrin: @TXC2 perfect. My niv mizzet deck will have a great time countering everything.
EJGRgunner: I'm not a fan of these lines. I think running out the fliers back to back was a mistake. running out warboss and history applies more pressure
eruanno123: @EvilBadman ty
Serifina: No MoC today
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i was going to say, i don't think James is in too much trouble and then tried top ivot into I think James has this. i feel so bad right now
TXC2: djalternative sadly no, this came up very last minute
ampharos15: id say history
Science_and_Magic: Wow. The planeswalkers really have a stranglehold on James' hand.
Sati90: Sacrifice card in hand to "remove" planeswalker
shdragon: this is concede time, for me.
wiggins: look at how much life you have
TXC2: SydPreviouslyHeadache dont worry about it, we're on a delay anyway
chesul: I'd have gone with warboss, then hit vraska with the token.
wiggins: you can't lose
malexus101: why no attack on vraska for 1 with token?
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EJGRgunner: @malexus101 that's a good line
ChiefEngineerMichael: Nope. We ded
Jondare: Yeah I think gobbo attack is the line
TheOtherTrevor: I would have cast warboss there. It takes one of the walkers off of -3 then cast visitation next turn so warboss gives a 4/4 angel
chesul: then next turn visitation and get a 4/4
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still just feel so bad, that when i said that something bad happened
ChiefEngineerMichael: Come on, James! Do the DOB!
malexus101: @ejgrgunner i mean, we get a 4/4 next turn
Angreed66: The fact I tried to noscope a win congrats and he lost twice sucks.
incredulouspasserby: This is the part where, if it were the VOD, I would skip ahead to the enjoyable parts.
Science_and_Magic: Oh NO! CARNAGE TYRANT!
AgentMagicMaster: oh, Hi Tyrant
TheWarbo: !card vraska relic
LRRbot: Vraska, Relic Seeker [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [6] | +2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. / −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.
Saintnex: oh man, we are in a LOT of trouble
darkora: seems like an acute case of walue poisoning
ritchards: your style of play being "bad at magic" lrrBEEJ
Jondare: Yeah that's a hard gg
wicker_knight: Cartman lrrAWESOME
ArgentGriever: Balllllllls
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Legion's Landing
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
ThingsOnMyStream: James! 5 minutes ago you did a good or possibly bad thing! lrrAWESOME or lrrAWW
shdragon: @incredulouspasserby Yeah.. this is the part where if this were RL, I'd just scoop just to get past the misery of it
TXC2: turns out it's hard to beat when the OP plays a mythic every turn :P
wicker_knight: or, I guess "CarnTy" is better
TXC2: shdragon I would conceded SOOOOO long ago :P
natesnation: Warboss swing flip land
Saintnex: WOW
maxthefourth: !card Adanto
LRRbot: Did you mean: Adanto Vanguard; Adanto, the First Fort
Daedrin: BIG OOF
Serifina: Wow
shdragon: Yeah, so much for having any fun
ChiefEngineerMichael: Short stream today, huh
maxthefourth: !card Adanto, the
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
wiggins: lol
darkora: I think you came to the wrong neighbourhood for that
Serifina: lrrWOW
wiggins: you sure about that, James
TXC2: so OP is just raggin on us now
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah that is absolutely not happening
Serifina: I think that's a rip
FlameReetardantPanda: having it be 5 minutes is delayed, being able to watch both sides.
Saintnex: I think its just a straight concede at this point
IcanBUrGyroBaby: dayGG dayBroken dayGG dayBroken
Rocketman210: DOB! DOB!
TheOtherTrevor: pay 8 life
chesul: I'd probably go out on my own terms with the vanguard at this point.
thenb44: !card legion warboss
LRRbot: Legion Warboss [2R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Mentor / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.
B4rberblacksheep: Time to top deck blasphemous ct
shdragon: This reminds me of why I quit this game.
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TXC2: Mircals aren't in this format James Kappa
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natesnation: Terminus off the top
Rocketman210: dead on board! SUCH IS LIFE
Daedrin: Remember kids, if at first you don't succeed, you've failed.
Theycallmejokke: Was it though? was GG? ;P
eruanno123: the good old hope my ooponent's internet dies line
rendelnep: lrrAWW lrrSCOOP
natesnation: No 10k for you
BITs19_: so, what is this event? is it all Twitch streamers?
shdragon: BG.
HondoTrigger: I'd like to report my opponent for winning
Serifina: Winning that match up requires being very aggro and killing Wildgrowth Walkers instantly
LoadingReadyRun: never 10k. that's the whole prize pool
TXC2: BITs19_ I believe so yes
LoadingReadyRun: winner gets 3k
noSmokeFire: wait. I missed it. what's he reporting?
TheOtherTrevor: 4-0-4 is a very unusual match result
LoadingReadyRun: anyways, now that you have seen my deck feel free to give me advice
djalternative: the entirety of twitch is playing for this
TXC2: winning against Golgari requires the op's deck to fuck up
HondoTrigger: draw your good cards and not your bad ones James
wicker_knight: @LoadingReadyRun Play Golgari Kappa
incredulouspasserby: Advice: don’t play golgari midrange
TheWarbo: Win games
natesnation: Run settle the wreckage?
incredulouspasserby: Like, that’s unhelpful and entirely the only chance.
circusofkirkus: Pretend you're Sonic and go fast
TheWarbo: sideboard in Vraska's Contempt
MugiwaraLexi: Did you have 4 mana kitty friend who makes kitty friends?
Arikell: I take it the tournament interface is not great?
Angreed66: @TXC2 which does happen
Uzumaki15: Jund 'em!
TheWarbo: in that the tournament interface does not exist, yes
TXC2: Angreed66 yes, but it's not exaclty a sound strategy :P
TXC2: *exactly
IcanBUrGyroBaby: @Arikell it's clunky
Daedrin: askJames starts now
Serifina: Play some random matches while you wait?
mtvcdm: Go left!
Serifina: Oh, I wasn't aware we are on a delay
ritchards: play random matches, yeah
EvilBadman: Also off/online would goof up Hodor for VoD
TheWarbo: stream live on James_LRR between matches to talk to chat
ritchards: 5 minute delay yeah
TXC2: Serifina Pretty sure Arena only lets you play one game at a time
IcanBUrGyroBaby: @Arikell best of 3 direct challenge, but the system doesnt do that, so best of ones then sideboard then reconnect
Angreed66: @TXC2 But it occurs more often then the boros ddecks
wiggins: Oh, WE know you lost
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
rendelnep: did we know 5 min ago?
TheWarbo: the time we see you say this...we do know
natesnation: Add in some assassins trophy and drop some mentor. This is pretty greedy for golgari
ThorSokar: that's a hell of a delay
hanrat: What is your favourite reason to lose a game?
Serifina: @txc2 Sure, but while he's waiting for the next round... 😛
mastershake29x: geoguessr where chat can't play along?
TXC2: my boros has been great for unranked :P
wicker_knight: @rendelnep yeah, we did. It just hadn't actually happened yet :P
chesul: or 1v1 vs chat?
TXC2: Serifina yes, but just know the next round would start while we're in a game :P
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natesnation: Draft same deck in guilds
Theycallmejokke: ah wait for the next match just like in the "good old days" MtGO
ThingsOnMyStream: Maybe James can queue up questions to be answered during breaks?
EvilBadman: Load up minecraft. Dual wield the streams!
djalternative: Pay 12 life to spike a shahar azad
Serifina: That's what conceding is for. @txc2 😛
TXC2: Serifina touché
Angreed66: Serifina that's for they lock you with nexus of fate
Angreed66: *when
TheWarbo: I feel like someone needs to be in the office and engage in delay-related Shenanigans™
Theycallmejokke: Nexus of fate *shutters*
Serifina: @angreed66 should still be able to concede out.
EJGRgunner: I’d play some standard with the deck. I think James needs the reps.
Angreed66: I know that's why it exists
Karfsma778: The way to beat Golgari is Tocatli Honor Guard
Karfsma778: Oh wait we're on a delay
EnoTheTonberry: He's got em
TXC2: Karfsma778 we had it, and it got killed IMMEDIATELY :P
Karfsma778: Ah
Karfsma778: *redundant* honor guards, then
Karfsma778: :P
MechaKuuga: WEIRD
Serifina: Boros Visitation is an interesting deck.
TheWarbo: yeah it turns out multiple "destroy target creature" planeswalkers and Vraska's Contempt make a problem for honor guards
TXC2: sadly nothing else in standard does what honour guard does
Karfsma778: Also Citywide Bust helps
TXC2: TheWarbo that and the Cast down that killed it
Daedrin: !bracket
djalternative: 45% of precincts reporting in
stumpinaut: if james keeps running into decks like this this event is kind of a disappointment. I expected more brewing and shenanigans, like saffronolive maybe? But running just gp decklists is boring as f
TheWarbo: Oh right neither of the things I listed was the one that was actually the problem for the Honor Guard...which I think helps my point at least. :-D
Angreed66: Has anyone seen the vampire untap combo deck on Arena? The one with sorcerer's wand.
TXC2: stumpinaut money is up for grabs, people are going to running GP level decks
TheManaLeek: Money is on the line, it doesn't make much sense to run weird stuff
WiredAbyss: Yes, no fun
JoeKim: is he drafting because he's bored?
stumpinaut: yea, dissapointing though
jolly_flounder: I return, I assume James lost game 2?
wicker_knight: yes
rendelnep: yey lrrAWW
jolly_flounder: aww
Serifina: Worldsoul Colossus makes me SO ANGRY
Karfsma778: Honestly I might have run the version of Boros Visitation with Tilonalli's Summoner
ghostihosti: hmm, 5 minutes from now, I predict we will see him picking a guildgate
Angreed66: %min ago collar would have been the line
Angreed66: *5
merchfan: So is James just out now?
Angreed66: All the ombs are 4+ toughness
MechaKuuga: why not wurmboi?
Theycallmejokke: Nah his just waiting for his next matcxh
TXC2: !rivals
merchfan: kk
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TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
zemalia: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
cheetoJack: In 5 minutes we'll see how James reacts
Theycallmejokke: we can't lose now
wicker_knight: braaaaaiiiiiiinnsss
aeroarchery: 5 minute delay lol
m0nkeyrama: Lol, gotta wait a bit :D
1losttheGame: the best thing about delays is the delayed reaction LUL
Lord_ZYRK: But the hype in five minutes, though PogChamp
Banannerman72: what?
Aceshadow132: Five minute delay? Go left
Banannerman72: why
m0nkeyrama: 5 minute hype PogChamp PogChamp
Banannerman72: James, go left
Thandres: dont go left, go right
Omthebox: We'll all have forgotten that it happened. Make James just look like a slow streamer :D
EvilBadman: Maybe update !delay with why it's on delay
Daedrin: Quick, counter that drake!
1losttheGame: there is a tournament going on and he is part of it and needs the delay
Lord_ZYRK: No James, your other left.
EnoTheTonberry: Stop driving off the road James
1losttheGame: rare draft naromeba you scrub Kappa
Aceshadow132: James wake up, your desert bus shift is about to start.
Banannerman72: Oh no! James! There's a GIANT SPIDER behind you
Lord_ZYRK: James why would you use Dark Magician
m0nkeyrama: Lol, how weird it must be to stream with such a large delay
EnoTheTonberry: James, you have to get everyone ice cream
LoadingReadyRun: it's very weird
TXC2: m0nkeyrama yeah, it's been weird
Lord_ZYRK: How DOES time work? 🤔
GragSmash: My two best draft decks in this format were both abzan - golgari value cards and affectionate indrik were awesome.
TheWarbo: Reminds me of a HS teacher describing remote-teaching.
TXC2: short answer it doesn't
ThorSokar: pretty sure time only moves in one direction
rendelnep: James look for roadsigns! the trees suggest somewhere in South america but Iunno
GragSmash: undercity uprising feels pretty good with a bunch of tokens.
Daedrin: Time is a cube so I think that makes it a burrito?
TheWarbo: bonds the bird
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun If you've still got time, another thing that *might* help with Golgari is a sideboarded Citywide Bust or two.
EJGRgunner: I don’t understand drafting over practicing the deck
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kirbytronic: Unless the police
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Aceshadow132: is time a POWERED cube tho?
Daedrin: depends on if you add guac
xantos69: cheer50 hey James! I look forward to watching you win with bounty of might. #charity
TXC2: SPACE-Time might be
Aceshadow132: I see
beowuuf: So presumably we are just making our own entertainment while James plays? Or is he interacting with five minute old chat?
Banannerman72: i think he is interacting with chat 5 minutes ago
TXC2: kinda both?
beowuuf: lol, cool
Daedrin: He replies to a few specific things but we're mostly by ourselves
djalternative: sometimes he types in chat
wiggins: nice?
GragSmash: #blamejames
Lord_ZYRK: Ignoring James is the big brain play seabatBRAIN MiniK
Daedrin: James go take a self care break
Karfsma778: Almost Nice
Daedrin: get a coffee. go pee. do a dance.
Lord_ZYRK: ^
m0nkeyrama: Hey, the raid should be coming through soon
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Lord_ZYRK: Perhaps even all at once
TXC2: if doesn't have a 9 in it, it's not a sex number Kappa
Banannerman72: yeah!
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Aceshadow132: Don't do a dance while peeing or getting coffee tho
EnoTheTonberry: Also, don't get coffee while peeing. It won't work out well
B4rberblacksheep: James is looking to drop already?
m0nkeyrama: He might miss it NotLikeThis
LoadingReadyRun: no
LoadingReadyRun: not gonna drop
Banannerman72: the big brain tho is drinking coffee, dancing, peeing, AND watching LRR
djalternative: get coffee while peeing. It'll be fun
Aceshadow132: Is that why the coffee always tastes like piss?
Daedrin: get pee while coffeeing
Syphoid7: @Banannerman72 Galaxy brain is doing multiple at once
m0nkeyrama: Multitasking like a boss
TheWarbo: LRR is currently streaming: James being bored without chat to talk to
Omthebox: He noticed the raid BabyRage
TXC2: LRR does not condone getting Coffee, or any other Beverage while also Urinating.
Daedrin: James even though we are in the future, we still love you.
m0nkeyrama: He said my name :o
Issurru: @Omthebox James is pretty slow Kappa
mtvcdm: But think of the efficiency!
TheWarbo: !quote 5135
LRRbot: Quote #5135: "Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!" —Adam [2018-07-02]
Lord_ZYRK: That's a very responsible disclaimer, TXC2 MingLee
StephenJM81: how long is the delay?
mtvcdm: 5 minutes.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: chat did we win our first match?
1losttheGame: we just were told what you typed LUL
genericguy2g: 5 minutes.
1losttheGame: no, we lost 2-0
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK yeah, it's like I'm a mod or something Kappa
Banannerman72: didnt it used to be like 15 seconds?
Dared00: On mobile it's still 20 seconds -_-
Lord_ZYRK: Mods being responsible on the internet LUL
m0nkeyrama: 5 minute delay kinda kills interaction
TXC2: 2rrr_mirror_breaker we very much did not
cmdrud87: Go left!
Jondare: m0nkeyrama yeah, but it's sadly a requirement of the tournament
beowuuf: i love when you see the effect of the delay in a LRL or PPR when someone reacts off of camera who was watching the stream
EnoTheTonberry: "Chat with Chad"
ArcOfTheConclave: !advice
Banannerman72: Go Left!
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES
Theycallmejokke: Chat with Gideon
Uzumaki15: Why is there a 5 minute delay?
wiggins: You'll have to just be entertaining on your own, James
ThorSokar: I assume the delay was required for the event?
Aceshadow132: IT was.
genericguy2g: Don't worry James, we know you're chatting with us in spirit.
Dared00: @Uzumaki15 tournament rules
EnoTheTonberry: lrrFRUMP
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, it makes sense for the tournament
TXC2: Uzumaki15 to prevent stream sniping
Aceshadow132: Prevents stream sniping
mtvcdm: 5 minute delay is to prevent stream-sniping essentially.
noSmokeFire: @Uzumaki15 so that bad eggs in the chat can't tell the streamers stuff they shouldn't (and don't want) to know
m0nkeyrama: Still so far from the LRR norm
ThorSokar: ah
TXC2: !charity
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Uzumaki15: Ah, gotcha , that makes sense
beowuuf: lol, i guess I've been watching for 5 mins :)
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mtvcdm: LRR does still get the full amount.
beowuuf: Uzumaki15: prized tournament
TXC2: !rivals
Angreed66: eveerything?!?
Banannerman72: so that means no . . . ONE MORE? today?
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TXC2: I mean it's a week before Xmas day, I doubt that much was scheduled
beowuuf: new for newday tuesday - james wins money
EnoTheTonberry: Didn't James win tons of money after retiring champion from Commander?]
beowuuf: oh, that reminds me I have an Ian and Cam christmas to relax to when needed!
TXC2: James is gonna Dob, not drop Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Dob :o
Uzumaki15: This d
Banannerman72: OH! that was posted so long ago.... so, he posts messages in our future but they show up here?
Angreed66: #00 seconds
kirbytronic: 5 minutes streaming feels like a lot longer than 5 minutes in, say, Smash
Uzumaki15: this is definitely disconcerting with chat in real time
beowuuf: james is watching us now, we just see his reactions then... i mean sooner, or later. No, this is too confusing!
m0nkeyrama: For real, I'm so happy LRR doesn't stream with a major delay like this normally
ThorSokar: reminds me of the Ustream days, but worse
m0nkeyrama: Based LRR lrrHEART seabatBRAIN
kirbytronic: The chat, like time, continues ever forward. Unless the police.
genericguy2g: Even if some people do delay for snipe prevention, I doubt anyone legit uses a 5-minute delay. Unless the stream is 100% non-chat interaction.
incredulouspasserby: And if you're the police, you legally have to tell us that you're the police, so we can stop time.
TXC2: Poker streams used to have delays
Mangledpixel: they don't any more?
TXC2: I'm mean I'm Basically Chat police :P
TXC2: Mangledpixel people dont really stream poker any more
Mangledpixel: ah, I see
beowuuf: And now I know I've watched for ten :p
TXC2: good time markers
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TXC2: just gives every 5 mins, it'll be how we track time
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm going home to NY tomorrow! I get to see Dix!
TXC2: *give bits
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cmdrud87: Going home to Germany, as I live in Ireland
beowuuf: Trip northwards to Scotland as always :)
TXC2: Hi Ocean
hanrat: Eat. Stay warm. Make sure family isn't at war
incredulouspasserby: No plans for Christmas, but two days later I'm traveling to Austin, Texas for a week and NYE. I'm hype
samu_btdp1985: how did we do
Wolvielg: working christmas eve and christmas day
StephenJM81: this will be the first time my whole family is coming over for Christmas...kinda stressful
Karfsma778: Plans for Christmas? Surgery!
TXC2: same thing that happens every year, ALL the family comes here :P
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (6:58 from now).
Theycallmejokke: I plan to eat my self into a food induced coma, and sleep though new year
ThorSokar: same thing I've done the last 2 years, VST holiday release of missing DB data
Banannerman72: i'm eating chili christmas eve and visiting family at a boat club place thing
Uzumaki15: This year, me and the family are going down to Florida for the week of Christmas
rendelnep: I spend up until New Years eve at my parents
EvilBadman: Firsday Thursday
TXC2: Newday Thewdays?
killerpommes: cheer100 #charity
Mangledpixel: Gris is pronounced 'Grease'
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Thandres: nah, its pronounced gris Kappa
Mangledpixel: as per a reddit AMA from the devs
TXC2: More Ozmafia?
Lyannen: @LoadingReadyRun Why do you not play GRIS as part of Talking Sim? It would fit soo good. Will Cam join Cori for it?
PhoenixMelior: how's James doing, chat
m0nkeyrama: Oh hype!
Theycallmejokke: 0-1 so fare
m0nkeyrama: Full theros will be great!
PhoenixMelior: full block Theros?!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I loooooove Theros. I miss the vorthos of it so much
Banannerman72: when is adams bday if we can ask?
jrhwhite: THS block constructed is sweet!
PhoenixMelior: Second only to Khans of Tarkir (Triple Khans)
ampharos15: that will be awesome!
beowuuf: I loved full Theros. Enchantment Voltron for the win!
m0nkeyrama: Hopefully Adam feels less sick on Friday
jrhwhite: *block draft too!
TXC2: Banannerman72 something like the 30th I think
m0nkeyrama: ^
Banannerman72: ooh, ill send b-day bits :)
Sati90: +
Nightvalien28: get drunk on minecraft you coward
Banannerman72: thanks txc2
Uzumaki15: Wait, James has his own twitch channel now?
Dared00: I'm guessing James' Christmas Extravaganza won't be VODed?
m0nkeyrama: He streams once or twice a year, apparently
m0nkeyrama: from home
mtg_fanerdic: How did the first round of the event go?
rendelnep: 0:2
TXC2: we lost, hard
tyrew0rm: yay, 11am is nice for us europeans
Uzumaki15: Woo if I wasn't driving down to Florida I would totally tune in on the 26th, that's my Bday
ogundiety: No pressure or anything, but is there going to be a Friday Nights this year, or does that resume next year?
TXC2: yeah 7-8 pm for Europe
noSmokeFire: Golgari midrange went off, including two planeswalkers totally shutting James off in game 2
acelikeagirl: hello
TXC2: hello acelikeagirl welcome
rendelnep: They said something about Ben getting brained by a gopro so there is a christmas special i assume
mistborn83: Hi James and friends!
TXC2: ogundiety they're filming one right now
TXC2: hello mistborn83 welcome
icarionx: 100 more viewers than mtg channel
ampharos15: Has LRR released any info about a PPR for ravnica allegiance?
stumpinaut: fingers crossed for some more interessting decks
ogundiety: Oh I had no idea. It just had been a while, and I always love those (but they're not on the standard channel so I don't knwo the release sschedule). Thanks @TXC2 !
TXC2: icarionx really? :P
TXC2: ogundiety yeah they go up on the magic channel
tyrew0rm: #blamejames
TXC2: !rivals
PhoenixMelior: so how is everyone in chat doing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
Banannerman72: MtGA is probs broken bc of the 5 minute delay
beowuuf: magic plz
tyrew0rm: esports ready
TXC2: magic dead, what do lrrbot?
m0nkeyrama: Magic seabatYIKES
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: When you're walling somebody in, make sure you're standing on the right side of the wall.
Banannerman72: Esports ready LUL
LanternGeist: is this what happens when you put barren glory in your deck? :P
EnoTheTonberry: This is how I like to play agic
anon_user1990: not very magical :(
GragSmash: Shepart
cojo_yolo: great... you broke the first MTGA tournament
GragSmash: *Shepard
I_Am_Clockwork: !smash
LRRbot: Put Desert Bus in Smash, you cowards!
Laurreth: double-blind match?
accountmadeforants: Mull to -1, underflow error, no more magic for anyone. Ever.
beowuuf: not even a scorpion :(
ghostihosti: @PhoenixMelior doin' pretty well, thanks for asking. How're you?
1MrGhost: How is LRR doing in magic land?
kumatsu: esports ready?
TragicMtG: ahum... mtga, pls
TXC2: well we're 0-3 now
noSmokeFire: Not real great, Mr. Ghost. Not great.
1MrGhost: dang it... well... i am rooting for LRR!
TheElrad: Well, that was a quick and easy game for OP
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior I'm getting a different error every time I run this build and I'm changing nothing... so I think you can guess I how feel about that
PhoenixMelior: ghostihosti I'm doing all right. Another week of work left until the new year, it's hard to get through it
TXC2: hopefully that gets called a no contest
eruanno123: it's not looking too great for James, first mana screw, after that nut draw from opponent, third game everything broke. What's next?
eruanno123: mana flood*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oof
TXC2: OP goes first, always
cokebot9000: jâmëŞ!
Lyannen: Nice hand
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang golgari
TXC2: I like this, 5 min delay, but still low latency :P
ampharos15: maybe itll be golgari aggro
kumatsu: Maybe they're on a Muldrotha deck
eruanno123: sultai + hand hate?
Uzumaki15: Go fast?
ghostihosti: @PhoenixMelior well, I hope things are less burdensome than they have to be for ya in this last week before the holidays
circusofkirkus: Sultai control?
jolly_flounder: I assume golgari is good in the meta or something
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh ok
noSmokeFire: besides Honor Guard, what's good against golgari? because it sort of seems like deck to play is whatever beats BG midrange
mezzanon: could be rainbow lich
ampharos15: ohhhhhh blue?
eruanno123: I ment, golgari + blue hand hate
Banannerman72: @jolly_flounder golgari is very good in the meta
TXC2: jolly_flounder it's top tier with R/U spells
Banannerman72: imo
ampharos15: warboss flips landing
jolly_flounder: dang
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tapped down as well, can't counter it
eruanno123: @jolly_flounder gogari is really consistent +flexible
noSmokeFire: weird flex but ok
BITs19_: !card adanto van
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as Adanto Vanguard is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: Adanto Vanguard gains indestructible until end of turn.
Ukon_vasara: i was expecting ritual of soot, vraskas contempt was a pleasent surprise
TXC2: MTGA REALLY needs to fix not being able to all attack there
fuzzy_died: When this deck fire it fires
MechaKuuga: 2 EZ
stumpinaut: YAY!
rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kumatsu: Goal accomplished for the day
TXC2: WE'RE 1-3 !
m0nkeyrama: Dang, that was great
tyrew0rm: not 0-12 is a good start
PhoenixMelior: hey he won a game!
jolly_flounder: I only ever draft and no one really drafted golgari but it seems very strong in constructed, ye
Uzumaki15: #gotThere
LoadingReadyRun: stop acting so suprised :P
samu_btdp1985: when you nut you nut
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EnoTheTonberry: Hurray for James for winning a game
TXC2: jolly_flounder a lot of the good cards are from Ixalan
TheWarbo: I don't believe it. 5-minute delay is for photoshopping the win. :-P
rendelnep: shut up and bask in our praise :P
TheWarbo: But also, yeah. That was a very satisfying "Deck went off"
Banannerman72: are these bo3 or bo5
ampharos15: that was what our turn 4?
jolly_flounder: @TXC2 ah,makes sense
GragSmash: Hadano's climb is gonna be sick with that +1+1 counter factory they just revealed
anon_user1990: 3
TXC2: EVERY Creature in Golgari gets nerfed by honure guard
ampharos15: carnyT?
TXC2: Banannerman72 bo3
TXC2: in a round about way
ContingentCat: we saw it *in our minds*
Banannerman72: okay
TXC2: we're using Direct challenge, which is only Bo1
TXC2: so we have to do some odd stuff to sideboard
Rachnarn: hi
EvilBadman: And to make sure the correct person gets play/draw after loss.
TXC2: hello Rachnarn welcome
Uzumaki15: You'd think that with the big announcement about esports they'd have created a tournament system for esports
ReydienOnline: probably working on it super hard
ampharos15: do we know what OP is playing?
PhoenixMelior: magic
Banannerman72: @ampharos15 sultai stuff
Banannerman72: mirdange probs
tyrew0rm: sultai stuff
RevolverRossalot: I do wish Direct Challenge supported 40 card decks in it's first iteration. Would be lovely to talk 'n' play draft decks with buddies.
noSmokeFire: lava coil your vanguard, you coward
I_Am_Clockwork: are you both stuck on land?
I_Am_Clockwork: :p
EvilBadman: @Uzumaki15 This is still in beta, and this tourney is Twitch, not WOTC.
Sannindi: Well, at least they can't ruin your curve.
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants
LRRbot: Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [4] | +1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / −2: Return target creature card with converted mana cost 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / −7: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create three 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink."
tyrew0rm: punished for the 2 lander
I_Am_Clockwork: wow 3 of them
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES being short on land sucks
Uzumaki15: 3 in a row
TheWarbo: i'm sensing a theme
chesul: saw that coming.
ReydienOnline: a little surprised to at not saving the vanguard
Banannerman72: question, does warboss and adanto vanguard's ability trigger at the same time?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Is this just a "No"-deck?
Karfsma778: @ReydienOnline You can't
ReydienOnline: oh wait
ReydienOnline: derp
chesul: ReydienOnline couldn't, it was -2/-2
The_Ninjurai: Cards you can cast are almost as good as lands, right?
TXC2: Banannerman72 yes
Banannerman72: ayyyyy
GragSmash: @ReydienOnline he can't. indestructible doesn't care about -2/-2 effects. dies due to state-based
ReydienOnline: it's ealry
kumatsu: slow and steady beats the face
B4rberblacksheep: I've scouted out James' opponents deck and they have a mix of lands and spells. lrrBEEJ
Laurreth: that looks like my third game in MtGA, except I had fewer lands and opponent had... more.
mezzanon: opponents deck is, terrible
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ahh, double white
TXC2: Banannerman72 in that a 2 power creature CAN'T mentor on to it
tyrew0rm: plains 1 time
ampharos15: ah so mono board wipes....
Karfsma778: Deck, Pls
Karfsma778: PLS
ChiefEngineerMichael: 7 turn clock!
Banannerman72: but, i can stack the triggers so that i can mentor before +2+0 happens, right?
Banannerman72: @TXC2
incredulouspasserby: Adanto Vanguard isn't a trigger, it's a static ability
Banannerman72: oh
Karfsma778: DECK
Banannerman72: ok
zmonty: yikes
Uzumaki15: When you want land you get gas, when you want gas you get lands
tyrew0rm: going allthe way
mezzanon: lmao
Catastrophil: 6 turn clock
Banannerman72: NotLikeThis
chesul: Banannerman72 the +2 from vanguard? if so, it happens at the start of combat, before attackers are declared.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
ampharos15: OP donate a treasure to us you coward
RAICx: The soldier is going to get there, I'm sure lrrBEEJ
TXC2: well shit
ChiefEngineerMichael: Wait
SydPreviouslyHeadache: give 'em the bear
TXC2: one time to counter
ChiefEngineerMichael: Does James win...?
TXC2: (no
ReydienOnline: he doesn't
noSmokeFire: sninister snabotage
ampharos15: ready for the syncopate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well shoot
chesul: that's actually pretty painful for them.
Karfsma778: Well, progress
ghostihosti: that means karn golems are not 4/4s
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card lava coil
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Uzumaki15: didn't want that flip
texasman208: Have we seen a creature from op yet?
TXC2: nope
chesul: absolutely, a flip would almost seal their loss.
mistborn83: banefire would be good
ReydienOnline: opponent is either on an odd deck, or a terrible draw
rendelnep: 1 plains pls wait that'll be for the next match ummm...
ChiefEngineerMichael: You know what would be nice right about now?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Hey look!
ChiefEngineerMichael: A Plains!
ChiefEngineerMichael: We can cast spells now!
I_Am_Clockwork: divine visitations?
ampharos15: history probably
ReydienOnline: ajani, tick down
TXC2: History
tyrew0rm: surely history
Karfsma778: I think it's time to study History
chesul: divine first?
rendelnep: I can see into the future?
PhoenixMelior: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
anon_user1990: history, i think?
I_Am_Clockwork: if nothing else, it draws out the counter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: history into ajani is my line of htinking but idk
Ukon_vasara: im a fan of cute
ghostihosti: divine into history does evade the golem blockers
Laurreth: !odelay?
nkcola: I'd throw down Anjani, I don't think they have creatures
nkcola: +1 all the way to cats
The_Ninjurai: Laurreth there is a 5 minute delay, if that's what you are asking
Laurreth: The_Ninjurai I was making a very bad joke
Fofo57007: watching too many streams at once anneWhy
ampharos15: we can lava coil their blockers so i like history much better than trying to fly over
I_Am_Clockwork: oh I didn't realize the delay was that big :p
Hingadora: Does Deckmaster not function with this sort of delay?
The_Ninjurai: Ah, okay Laurreth . Went right over my head, but that doesn't mean it was bad lol I'm just oblivious to things
ampharos15: nope
LoadingReadyRun: @Hingadora Deckmaster was showing the LIVE cards, not the delay O_O
Hingadora: Oh dear.
chesul: now ajani +1 seems like the play to me.
PhoenixMelior: oh that seems bad.
Catastrophil: Is this tourney BO3?
TXC2: yeap
chesul: Catastrophil yes.
eruanno123: @Catastrophil yes
Catastrophil: Sweet
ampharos15: rude
Karfsma778: I mean, it's a tournament, I'd HOPE it's not BO1. That'd be HELL
Banannerman72: do they know about the second ajani?
MechaKuuga: wow so many answers from OP
tyrew0rm: more of those
TXC2: op is DIGGING!
ChiefEngineerMichael: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT" *Boardwipe*
chesul: I'm surprised they didn't make a golem.
Dix: Sup everyone
Hingadora: I'm surprised they didn't play the second Karn and do a thing there.
The_Ninjurai: Sup Dix
Ukon_vasara: knight knight opp
Ukon_vasara: nooooo
Banannerman72: nooooooo
ChiefEngineerMichael: DENIED
ReydienOnline: 12x removal
TXC2: of fucking course they do
Banannerman72: ERADICTATED
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they can make a very big boi soon
IcanBUrGyroBaby: so much removal
chesul: cast down is a good card.
I_Am_Clockwork: op with that sick filtering tech
Ukon_vasara: this is why ya dont say it miasThump im sorry
thenb44: !card divine vistiation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
anon_user1990: !card divine visitation
LRRbot: Divine Visitation [3WW] | Enchantment | If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.
azureHaights: How long until thye fall off of a sea cliff
noSmokeFire: !card divine visitation
LRRbot: Divine Visitation [3WW] | Enchantment | If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.
B4rberblacksheep: Chat's always improved with some more Dix benginFingers
I_Am_Clockwork: now op starts pumping out droids
Karfsma778: Eh, AJ can bring back Vanguard, that's a 2-turn clock
ChiefEngineerMichael: "So, what's in your deck?" "Err, Karn, Scion of Urza; and then removal"
TheSoftestBunny: Hi chat is this match 2?
eruanno123: yes
drcanonball: what a lovely and interactive deck to play against
B4rberblacksheep: YOOOO
ReydienOnline: 6
IcanBUrGyroBaby: 3 vraska's now?
Karfsma778: Heck
azureHaights: Vraska, you can't turn him MORE solid, he's already silver!
nkcola: Removal.deck
TXC2: yeap, this is round 2 game 3 ( I think)
Banannerman72: DEWIT
ReydienOnline: 2 short, that vraska
I_Am_Clockwork: rats
azureHaights: wait
underhill33: so close
The_Ninjurai: Nooooo, so close
ChiefEngineerMichael: DAMN IT. Two land short
Banannerman72: does he have shocks in the main?
ReydienOnline: kinda think you have to cast it while you can
Karfsma778: VRASKAAAA
ReydienOnline: wait
azureHaights: I'm... tired. That was a stupid observation
tyrew0rm: so land or creature is good now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe they'll notion rain
chesul: so close, but at 23 he can hold for the lands.
ReydienOnline: on the one hand, we've seen all 4 thought erasures, on the other hand we've seen some duresses
I_Am_Clockwork: I want to know why op keeps scrying on thier upkeep rather than on your endstep
Retrochiguire: flip the enchantment
mezzanon: opponent has cast all 4 thought erasure right?
ampharos15: i honestly think you should just play the banefire bc weve already seen hand attack
postmodernpajamawrestler: hope and pray for lands or burn?
TXC2: chesul not if OP has discard
ChiefEngineerMichael: Oh look. Nonsense
postmodernpajamawrestler: you need creatures to flip landing right?
incredulouspasserby: They have used all of their UB discard cards
GhassanPL: What format is this?
incredulouspasserby: Thought erasure or whatever
TXC2: Standard
ampharos15: @postmodernpajamawrestler ya 3
chesul: TXC2 true, but if they have discard then hitting them for 6 doesn't really do enough anyway.
eruanno123: @GhassanPL standard bo3
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card legion's landing
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
GhassanPL: @TXC2 Thank you
Uzumaki15: they have atleast one duress
TXC2: man Kharn is so OP
ReydienOnline: oof
B4rberblacksheep: Future James is probably done with the game by now and is just watching us, laughing
underhill33: lrrWOW
ReydienOnline: that discard actually hurts
chesul: one more land.
I_Am_Clockwork: 1 more land! 1 more land!
postmodernpajamawrestler: so close
Banannerman72: 1 more
ReydienOnline: next turn
ReydienOnline: gotta hope
B4rberblacksheep: Go James Go!
incredulouspasserby: Come on that's how you winn
Ivannorr: They might pay 2 life
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just gotta hang in there
ReydienOnline: either you get a land and win, or you get gas to hold things off
postmodernpajamawrestler: more likely to get lands than burn?
The_Ninjurai: It is so strange hoping for land now
IcanBUrGyroBaby: here's hoping no counter to that banefire
fiftymcnasty: pass and hope to draw a land?
I_Am_Clockwork: don't hold on to it
stumpinaut: to the face now! oppo still has duress in exile right?
Feminine_Desires: gotta pass yeah. Too bad there's a delay.
Sibanamush: banefire cant be countered if X is big enoguh
EvilBadman: @IcanBUrGyroBaby X>5 No counter
ArcOfTheConclave: bane fire can't be countered
LoganardoDVinci: If we Banefire now, what outs do we have?
tyrew0rm: i think its our out
Ukon_vasara: he can kill the creatures, which probably not as good an out as hoping for the land
TXC2: any lightning strike ?
EvilBadman: Putting them at 1 does nothing right now.
chesul: ArcOfTheConclave only when it's 5+, but it holds true for this one.
postmodernpajamawrestler: pretty sure you have more lands on deck than burn
stumpinaut: told ya
eruanno123: oof
noSmokeFire: oofadoofa
TXC2: yeap we're done here
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh true
Banannerman72: scoop it up
IcanBUrGyroBaby: orite
I_Am_Clockwork: time to kill a droid?
IcanBUrGyroBaby: tduh
B4rberblacksheep: Wow these lava coils are comically dead
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we have another, dont we?
xantos69: Bad beats sir.
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card Karn, Urza's Legacy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
hanrat: could still top-deck another?
postmodernpajamawrestler: hmmm
B4rberblacksheep: !card Karn, Scion
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | +1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / −1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / −2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
TheSoftestBunny: !card karn
LRRbot: Karn | Vanguard [hand: +1, life: +6] | Each noncreature artifact you control is an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
epthopper: <message deleted>!punt
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card Karn, Scion of Urza
PhoenixMelior: wow I didn't even see that spam
PhoenixMelior: !viewers
LRRbot: 489 users viewing the stream. 755 users in the chat.
fiftymcnasty: I'm worried this R/W doesnt have the reach it needs
Ukon_vasara: give them the whisperer, maybe they surveil 4 times
TXC2: yeah Lrrbot hits that kind of thing FAST
azureHaights: Well there's your land lrrBEEJ
B4rberblacksheep: I think that words auto filtered Topper
IcanBUrGyroBaby: topdeck time
postmodernpajamawrestler: top deck lethal
incredulouspasserby: Come on second banefire
IcanBUrGyroBaby: rip
B4rberblacksheep: Wow just fuck off game
TheSoftestBunny: oh no f
postmodernpajamawrestler: oof
cheetoJack: LRRbot is a machine fine tuned to destroy spam as quickly as possible. Its doing quite well
I_Am_Clockwork: so get those lava coils right out, probs
ReydienOnline: was like the anti-boros deck
TheSoftestBunny: katesRip
TXC2: so was that game 3 or 2?
cheetoJack: also fine tuned to tell us where our butts are
cheetoJack: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
I_Am_Clockwork: we also had a suuuuper slow start
epthopper: Well you have a very slight chance
eruanno123: @TXC2 game 2
cheetoJack: uhoh
stumpinaut: game 3 coming up
I_Am_Clockwork: we got stuck on land for so long
Uzumaki15: Are we running more than one Banefire?
accountmadeforants: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
TXC2: OK good we're nothing counting that first one that effed up
epthopper: All of those sound pretty good
epthopper: Big things are good in these matchups
PinballWitch: hi james!
epthopper: The more threats the better
thegreatwyrdling: Hi friends!
stumpinaut: hi
TXC2: hello PinballWitch and thegreatwyrdling and stumpinaut welcome
ampharos15: I dont think there are rekindling pheonix in the sideboard but I feel like that would be good bc theyd have to choose between it and ajani
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frostownik: GLHF!
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PinballWitch: hi hi @TXC2
Dix: How are we doing today anyway in the event
PinballWitch: 5 minute delay? worried about snipers?
TheSoftestBunny: not good lol
TXC2: Dix 0-2 now 1-1
thegreatwyrdling: Go left James!
TXC2: PinballWitch yeap
PinballWitch: that's totally fair
PinballWitch: big event and all. Good luck Mr. Turner sir!
ampharos15: come on land
PinballWitch: so what do y'all think of Afterlife?
PinballWitch: seems pretty sweet to me
incredulouspasserby: Afterlife is. Way too weak.
Hingadora: @PinballWitch I think it's more about folks crossing over from chats to tell streamers things than snipers.
TXC2: PinballWitch it Screams Aristocrats to me :P
ampharos15: @PinballWitch I love it
Feminine_Desires: @incredulouspasserby it's numbered, so it can be afterlife 3.
Feminine_Desires: But it's not a mechanic that should have been keyworded.
Wangor: What's the record so far?
Feminine_Desires: There's not enough to it.
mtg_fanerdic: Is there a bracket, or standings posted anywhere?
PinballWitch: I can't wait to see how high a number we get
TXC2: Wangor 0-2 round one, 1-1 this round
nkcola: Really dislike playing against hand attack
epthopper: It’s not a particularly interesting mechanic
ampharos15: imagine a mythic with like afterlife 6 lol
Wangor: @txc2 Thanks!
PinballWitch: i have a pauper cube with tokens as a theme in white so I'm excited to see what sweet tech there will be
epthopper: Who doesn’t @nkcola
incredulouspasserby: If they have sac outlets, I feel like it's going to be okay, but honestly I don't like the fact that it's the enabler that's keyworded.
TXC2: ALL the Ravnica Mechaincs are simple one this time round
ReydienOnline: demise
Dix: Woof Demise
ReydienOnline: 2 creatures at least
ReydienOnline: 3 creatures!
Hingadora: :o
ReydienOnline: wait
ReydienOnline: treasures
PinballWitch: abzan tokens in standard might be an arena deck I'll be making
xantos69: never didn't have it
TXC2: TheSoftestBunny I've got a command for that link, but thanks anyway :)
ReydienOnline: moment of craving
Banannerman72: oh come on
Hingadora: ;.;
epthopper: Whew that is really nice
ReydienOnline: seriously, this is Anti-Boros.dec
ampharos15: just let us flips....
epthopper: Nvm
nkcola: removal and hand attack.deck
PinballWitch: ooo Lyra, i finally got a paper copy of her for my angels edh deck
PinballWitch: no overlay today?
InsaneMuadib: Hey chat how are we doing? i keep bouncibg between my fav streamers
TXC2: Overlay doesn't work with the delay
PinballWitch: I'm doing okay, aside from this coming cold I'm getting
rendelnep: No overlay because it can't be set to a 5 min delay
TXC2: InsaneMuadib we're 1-1 this round
Banannerman72: @epthopper hey man, did you know it's only 7 days to christmas? :)
PinballWitch: ah
PinballWitch: that makes sense, thanks @rendelnep
Arimus221: Did we win the first round? Just tuned in
TXC2: nope, we went 0-2 round 1
samu_btdp1985: how are we doing
TXC2: Badly basically
Feminine_Desires: Boros unfortunately does not have a good win rate in this meta.
TXC2: LOT of Mana screw/flood happening to us
epthopper: Attack next turn then start making soldiers, unless we draw a land then play Lyra
Feminine_Desires: There's too much incidental life gain and wraths in the format.
incredulouspasserby: Lyra needs two lands
epthopper: Landing is a land
PinballWitch: i assume this is a constructed event?
epthopper: The back side
TXC2: PinballWitch yeap
nogbutt: lyra 2nd main
nogbutt: rip
TXC2: epthopper BIG assumption we get to flip it :P
ampharos15: to bad ajani cant get warboss
epthopper: Yeah for sure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so -2 ajani?
noSmokeFire: Ajani: six drop lifegain
accountant_bob: hello
TXC2: hello accountant_bob welcome
stumpinaut: it'S a race now!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Enough
accountant_bob: to much
ReydienOnline: not even spending a turn attacking to kill the ajani
ChiefEngineerMichael: The answer is enough
TragicMtG: they could have 12x removals
PinballWitch: it's blue/black, it's removal dot deck
ampharos15: they cant castdown lyra
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this hurts
TXC2: watch this get countered
accountant_bob: kill them with angels, as mat would say
PinballWitch: ooo pretty animation
Uzumaki15: ops deck is a very uninteresting deck to watch play
TheElrad: how many counters can they have?
nogbutt: owo
epthopper: You have to go for it
RAICx: TXC2 I don't think they play counters at all
nogbutt: OwO
stumpinaut: have at least a little faith tcx :D
TXC2: Jesus, it can't even attack into the demon :P
ReydienOnline: question, if they allow it, do you just throw away lyra to flip the landing? I kinda think you do?
TXC2: RAICx how nice of them :P
BITs19_: !card legions landing
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
noSmokeFire: if you don't attack with lyra, then it's just a staredown until they draw removal
Karfsma778: Depends on what we draw
BITs19_: !card adanto
LRRbot: Did you mean: Adanto Vanguard; Adanto, the First Fort
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BITs19_: !card adanto, the
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
ampharos15: ya we 100% try to flip
RAICx: TXC2 yeah, they sure allow us to have fun lrrBEEJ
incredulouspasserby: lol never mind
accountmadeforants: Sorry about your angel, have some land
fiftymcnasty: this is why I hate playing aggro decks
accountant_bob: I wish you could have friends on MTGA
TheElrad: oh hey, removal
TheSoftestBunny: you can now
ampharos15: well then... just adding to our banefire plan?
TXC2: Chat you're all making big assumptions that we get to do anything :P
Feminine_Desires: Aggro decks just don't play well in this meta
incredulouspasserby: I've been having a lot of fun with my mono red aggro deck - in casual play where I don't have to worry about this kind of shit
Feminine_Desires: too many wraths and lifegain
PinballWitch: ouch
TheElrad: I mean, we're just drawing lands for 2 turns
PinballWitch: it's lookin bad
EvilBadman: As this is for money, people rolled in with serious business.
nogbutt: feelsbadman
Feminine_Desires: Like, there's 3 wraths that hate specifically aggro decks that are 4 cmc or lower.
TastyArsenic: just wish the extension worked so i could count ops removal in their yard
TheElrad: or Legion's LANDing
TXC2: AHAHAHAHA, it's like pouring saltly shit into a wound :P
Uzumaki15: ops deck is dickish
ReydienOnline: doom whisperer was a mistake
PinballWitch: it's a 6/6 with trying and flample
TheElrad: we don't worry James cause we can't actually do anything about it :P
accountant_bob: you can still come out from the exile zone
Feminine_Desires: and 3 removal that are good against aggro specifically because it effectively 2 for-1s them.
TXC2: a 6/6 for 5 in black WITH NO DOWNSIDE
nogbutt: the man fights on
nogbutt: commendable
ReydienOnline: sucker!
B4rberblacksheep: Hah! Whiff!
noSmokeFire: ha, look at this land idiot
ReydienOnline: oh wait
TXC2: haha Fuck you Op
ampharos15: HAHA they fell for the trap
incredulouspasserby: This is just BMing now
Uzumaki15: jokes on them we got land
PinballWitch: not that
PinballWitch: all the landings!
TheWarbo: Misclicks: the best wincon
TheElrad: win con is he times out?
IcanBUrGyroBaby: step 1: Draw legion's landing
IcanBUrGyroBaby: step 2: win
PinballWitch: they might f6!
Ukon_vasara: its downside is maybe you use its ability too many times and run outta life
ReydienOnline: craving
noSmokeFire: make 'em think you've got settle
B4rberblacksheep: @TXC2 You missed the trample, flying, surveil on a stick
ampharos15: reallly?!?!
TXC2: B4rberblacksheep indeed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i feel so bad
B4rberblacksheep: Power creep has been real in recent sets
RAICx: lrrWOW OP rude much
circusofkirkus: On the plus side, we won the first game in the match
PinballWitch: we need like a 6/10 giant spider creature
Banannerman72: doom whisperer was a mistake
ampharos15: did they have to cast down our 1/1? very rude
Uzumaki15: both of those games went terribly for us
accountant_bob: GG
accountant_bob: F
PinballWitch: still love you james
nogbutt: notice me James
TXC2: unless OP has some Daliy to get, that was a ALOT of BM
TXC2: nogbutt settle down
accountant_bob: ok the
eruanno123: I don't think dailes work in direct challenges
accountant_bob: right but you still lost
TXC2: eruanno123 ah OK then
fuzzy_died: @TXC2 when money is on the line manners fort most will take a back seat ;(
TXC2: true, but they REALLY shouldn't
accountant_bob: It is like 6;30 over here
El_Funko: Report Game: Player attacked without line of sight to target. Brendan please help. Your pal, Big Jimmy T xoxo
TXC2: what's Beej gonna do about it El_Funko ? Kappa
Beleqwaya: Ohh - there are actual stakes?
TheElrad: Famous Youtuber Big Jimmy T, El_Funko?
PinballWitch: we should let Beej take over this stream
PinballWitch: lrrBEEJ
TXC2: Beleqwaya yeap, 3K for the Winner
Beleqwaya: Wow
Huschel23: Yes, that is me
solahwin_tampramain: wait its not of
Dix: lrrSPOOP
solahwin_tampramain: over?
TXC2: !rivals
ReydienOnline: it only takes one to taint the event
mtvcdm: And there's also nothing stopping one of the people in here from trying to cheat for James... but of course there are mods here so maybe don't.
PinballWitch: totally fair and makes sense james, good sportsmanship
jolly_flounder: How long do we have to wait till the next round?
ReydienOnline: it's not an indictment of our chat or their chat as a whole, just a precaution against the one
TragicMtG: never trust chat :)
jolly_flounder: can I get tea?
Banannerman72: JAMES, ur opponent has progenitus in hand!
Suffix: James. Your opponent loves you, and loves all chats.
TXC2: jolly_flounder probably
PinballWitch: Twitch Chat: History's Greatest Monster
ReydienOnline: though really, @Banannerman72 shows why they don't have to worry about our chat at least
TheElrad: James, you opponent has at least 8 Blue Eyed White Dragons in his hand
Beleqwaya: Let's see how our boi is doing...
Banrael: cheer100 Not sure if time delay is there or not - but hello from the future! Or the past! Maybe both!
TragicMtG: goddamn Suffix , with the truths!
ReydienOnline: still alive technically maybe sorta!
Huschel23: I can't believe [James]'s opponent has [that card] in hand
TheElrad: just win out
ReydienOnline: maybe we just lost to a 6-0 and a 0-1 into 5-1 player
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
Banannerman72: oh no, watch out for their gristlebrand!
nogbutt: He had 4 pieces of exodia in hand
StephenJM81: why is there so much delay today?
shadestryke13: What deck are we running
Dix: shadestryke13 Boros
Dix: Stream Delay is always mehhhh
shadestryke13: @dix seems deece
Laurreth: putting a 5min delay stream online and coming back on: less easy than it sounds :-D
Laurreth: offline*
epthopper: @stephenjm81 it’s a tournament, delay is to prevent information being leaked
Feminine_Desires: Boros is not a good deck in a meta with so many wraths and incidental lifegain on removal that target specifically aggro decks.
ReydienOnline: it feels like James has run into anti-meta deck picks by opponents
Cerberice: who was your opponent?
Banannerman72: yeah, RW/Boros aggro was mostly a meta call for the protour. Mono red is a much better version
El_Funko: Yeah good, yourself?
poopado: whos the best constructed player at LRR?
El_Funko: It’s okay, I’ll wait
nogbutt: Rip Boros Beats
jolly_flounder: @El_Funko about 5 minutes?
TXC2: poopado Ben Probably
Jayrod1220: Boros = Sanic
Laurence72: you should leave the Boros to Cam
B4rberblacksheep: I think this RW deck has ended up being just a bit too low to the ground for the decks we've come up against. Hard to call in advance, especially if prep time's cut short
ReydienOnline: Ben probably has the most constructed experience at the moment, so he probably knows the meta the best
shadestryke13: A fun deck to try is temur haphazard
El_Funko: I’d wait forever for James, our friendship is eternal
ReydienOnline: at least on-camera experience
vital_force_: i love the giant chaos orb in the background
jolly_flounder: @El_Funko not even calling him Jimmy T, that must be heartfelt...
Banrael: Got there!
Suffix: El_Funko, you're a gem.
B4rberblacksheep: I came up against a really miserable Esper Mill deck the other day, Green Stompy didn't match well
mtg_fanerdic: Do you know what happened with the player that got DQ'd? I'm coming late to the party here...
TXC2: B4rberblacksheep yeah if you dont get Carnny T out, it's bad
B4rberblacksheep: @TXC2 Yeah... both of them got milled
koaxkoax: Heya James! How’s the tourney so far?
Banannerman72: HEY, he saw my advice!
incredulouspasserby: Lavinia is bonkers. I don't know Legacy at all but she counters force of will and moxen so like. Maybe.
TXC2: mtg_fanerdic you're gonna have to be WAY more specific
JoeKim: ^
koaxkoax: Kenji is 1-1
TXC2: !rivals
shadestryke13: I really like the afterlife mechanic so orzhov hype time
mtg_fanerdic: Standings say VCF Evangelion was dq'd
Feminine_Desires: Eh, afterlife isn't something that should have been keyworded.
RedGriffin42: why not?
stumpinaut: oh hell yea, I'd like to see james fight saffronolive!!
ReydienOnline: LRRMTG vs LRRMTG in round 3, end result, LRRMTG goes up to 1-3
shadestryke13: @feminine_desires I agree but it could end up being simple but great in limited. No drawback
koaxkoax: Caleb is 2-0
vital_force_: oof are we 0-2 i just showed up
jawz77: !Rivals
koaxkoax: Nox dropped FeelsBadMan
incredulouspasserby: I'll be interested in Afterlife if they have sac outlets. Which they should, it's Orzhov. But if they don't have anything good........
ampharos15: I hope there are good sac outlets or some really nice pay off cards in Allegiance
vital_force_: what deck are we playing?
Feminine_Desires: In fact, even their Design Challenges they do to hire designers specifically states "if something is just as easy to not keyword than it shouldn't be keyworded"
mistborn83: I thought we only played one match
accountant_bob: we could fight?
TXC2: vital_force_ Boros
Banannerman72: James, watch out! LRRMTG is on Boros Aggro! gotta be careful
B4rberblacksheep: James do it for the memes
B4rberblacksheep: 0-6 for the meeeeemes
mtg_fanerdic: Have hope james! Everyone else could suddenly drop dead
vital_force_: @txc2 thanks fam
ReydienOnline: well, Saffron got the bye
Suffix: I mean, James, You and Funko are always fighting Timezones.
JoeKim: just go 0-4
LoadingReadyRun: no
LoadingReadyRun: i wanna win
JoeKim: lol
Suffix: If you think about it - You and Funko are now 5 minutes closer than ever.
TheElrad: 0-4 drop and then PUBG till you die
kumatsu: The Double Milkshake
Feminine_Desires: Afterlife is an excellent example of this as there isn't really any identity to the keyword other than "token producer on death" which so many cards do already.
JoeKim: but pubg is in maintence from 4pm PST
Banannerman72: Food? no. . . . One More? Yes
RayFK: 0-4 drop PUBG
vital_force_: 0-4 milkshake bracket ftw!
Huschel23 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Huschel23 subscribed for 23 months in a row!
Huschel23: When James sees this, I will have been here for 23 months and 5 minutes.
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rocketjohn: So did we lose our Christmas special of Mine O'Clock?
TheElrad: Duh, if you Play PubG you get Chicken dinner
Suffix: 0-4 drop Pochinki.
TXC2: Feminine_Desires yes, but it's a specific kind of token
kumatsu: I'd totally be at GP Van if not for the $500 flight
Feminine_Desires: @TXC2 that doesn't mean anything really.
Banannerman72: 0-4 go to School
TXC2: rocketjohn sadly yes
rocketjohn: noooooooooooo
TheElrad: I mean, if that GP were in Europe, I might think about it :P
mistborn83: what deck did we play against round 1?
TXC2: Feminine_Desires well by that logic Investigate shouldn't have been a keyword
eruanno123: shame that the only spirit lord currently in standard is blue
Feminine_Desires: @TXC2 investigate is very different.
TXC2: mistborn83 golgari
incredulouspasserby: Investigate only makes sense because they make a very specific and new kind of token
ItsTheShred: what deck you on?
eruanno123: boros aggro
TXC2: ItsTheShred boros
Banannerman72: hes on boros agggro
Laurence72: Don't drop, James! Every person who drops before you is someone who you do better! You could make the top half of teh bunch if enough drop!
incredulouspasserby: 1/1 flying b/w spirits is not exactly interesting or new
ItsTheShred: oh ok
ItsTheShred: devks deeece.
shadestryke13: Afterlife works well in play and flavour for orzhov
ItsTheShred: golgari ftw
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not new, but Afterlife gives me hope for some fun shenanigans
kumatsu: out of curiosity, is this being done on battlefy?
incredulouspasserby: oh noooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
incredulouspasserby: more golgari
Feminine_Desires: @TXC2 An example would be looking at how all the unique eldrazi token creators don't get keyworded.
Huschel23: Today I learned that Orzhov is pronounced like...that guy pronounces it in the mechanic video
ItsTheShred: fine matchup youre good
JoeKim: i believe in you james
Huschel23: how*
ampharos15: golari aggro?
Dix: Golgari DOES have the most decks here in the tournament
TXC2: 1/1 flyer my not be cool or exciting, it is however surprisingly powerful
MarsIsDead: Afterlife is what Aristocrats playes want in their lives
shadestryke13: @txc2 I prefer it to spectacle
incredulouspasserby: On the bright side, this golgari is 0-2
TXC2: Golgari is like half the field these days
B4rberblacksheep: Golgari Midrange seems to be the pick for most people :/
shadestryke13: @marsisdead damn right
jolly_flounder: you can do it james!
ampharos15: @MarsIsDead Yes! Afterlife is all i want
JoeKim: get that free win
Silver__Knight_: Does anyone know if Afterlife 2 will make a 2/2 or 2 1/1's?
vital_force_: light up the stage looks bonkers good
chesul: afterlife looks sweet, as does spectacle.
jawz77: GLGL
Feminine_Desires: @Silver__Knight_ 2 1/1s
TXC2: Silver__Knight_ 2 1/1
ampharos15: 2 1/1s
Darnessewolffang: 2 1/1
MarsIsDead: 2 1/1's
Silver__Knight_: ty chat
shadestryke13: 12 666/666
JoeKim: why are there only 45 entrants?
El_Funko: I think it might be two 1/1s
franksey: do u have immortal sun in sideboard?
RayFK: Only winners get byes
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Chat is now just history of my losing.
LRRbot: New quote #5622: "Chat is now just history of my losing." —James [2018-12-18]
JoeKim: LOL jordan
chesul: growth spiral is going to make serge a happy boy.
Huschel23: @El_Funko : I think we should wait for release notes
TXC2: franksey I think we have that mainboard
TheElrad: JoeKim, only the most elite MTG:Arena players got an invite
circusofkirkus: Geez, don't they know you're famous YouTuber James Turner and therefore should get the bye?
ampharos15: there is a video on the magic youtube channel explaining spectacle and afterlife
TheElrad: JoeKim and James
kumatsu: @RayFK You just made me twitch so hard
rendelnep: It's a bye-bye bye!
chickenace11: James laughing at our past jokes is the best
TXC2: AFK? thats a free win
PhoenixMelior: wait, James got a bye?
MarsIsDead: mmmm, Milkshake... I'm sick and that sounds great...
TXC2: PhoenixMelior no, Saffron did
JoeKim: i mean. that's fair. but i feel like 48 would've been the smart number? so i'm assuming they had late drops
JoeKim: i'm just wondering who the late drops are
PhoenixMelior: ah shame
kirbytronic: James and the Fox with the Chocolate Nose can do it!
chesul: hey, has anyone looked at the guild aligned basics? what do you think?
ampharos15: James this stream delay logic hurts my head lol
Huschel23: Oh my god. I hate time zones
ReydienOnline: if there's gonna be a chat delay, I wonder if having chat on screen makes sense
TXC2: kirbytronic the Fox's name is Percival
TheWarbo: Fun fact, twitch says "23 months" when you've been here for 22 months.
vital_force_: this 5 minute delay is making me sad
TheElrad: don't you try and get us with that timey wimey stuff, James
Feminine_Desires: @chesul same opinion as the ones from GRN, they are nice.
PinballWitch: james is in a time zone 5 minutes off from the rest of us?
mtg_fanerdic: Nox dropped. Someone got DQ'd, and I think SaffronOlive dropped, since he's not streaming anymore either
kirbytronic: I am
BITs19_: how did someone get dq'd?
incredulouspasserby: Saffron got the bye I thought
mistborn83: I love me LRR and I love Magic, and I love James, but this isnt the best viewing experience
Jondare: Apparently they had originally invited Todd Stevens, but then some of the people in the organization who are part of the MTG community got them to rescind it :P
stumpinaut: Percival with the chocolate-nose
Jondare: so that's at least one "drop"
mtg_fanerdic: Why rescind?
incredulouspasserby: @mistborn83 Multitwitch! I'm watching Amazonian right now and she's doing great. Get the best of both worlds
mistborn83: You do have to try new things right so all good
TXC2: who is this Todd Stevens then?
icarionx: If James reads a message in the woods, but there is no chat to watch him read it. does james have read the message?
kirbytronic: *I know it is, I was just rewatching a VOD of Penelope talking about his "chocolate nose"
rocketjohn: so how long until you get a by?
JoeKim: just boot up PUBG
JoeKim: and jam solos
MarsIsDead: Free Win?
JoeKim: until round 4
TXC2: kirbytronic fair enough :)
TXC2: !rivals
Uzumaki15: OP forfeits? we win by default?
Robot_Bones: James got the secret Bye
kirbytronic: Thank you, though :3
Jondare: TXC2 Former SCG pro who got fired after a buuuuunch of allegations came out about him being quite a creep, and presumably more that wasn't made public
TXC2: Jondare ah OK then
Jondare: in either case, there was enough that SCG banned him from their circuit
vital_force_: james you're repping team LRR. do us proud.
PhoenixMelior: James has Crimmus plans
JoeKim: gonna teach her how to make murder farms right?
TXC2: Because of course you did James
TheElrad: James, you Monster
HondoTrigger: is your 7 y/o niece gonna guest on mine o clock?
Tiber727: Shoulda got her Bloodborne instead. Kappa
TXC2: JoeKim now now, that's Serge's job Kappa
JoeKim: nah. serge teaches sadness farms
Swamplor: So what James is doing for Christmas is "Hogging his niece's playstation"
MousseFilledCat: Will you be minecrafting with your niece? Teaching her and such?
TXC2: JoeKim touché
Ukon_vasara: fabricate
Feminine_Desires: Fabricate!
hellaskeletons: fabricate
ArcOfTheConclave: fabricate
TheElrad: James will just be teaching her to sneak into her Parents bedroom and shout "TEETH" at them to wake them up
Ukon_vasara: i answer, 5 minutes after james asked
TrueSkorn: Can you prove to my friend the your background is green screen?
JoeKim: @TrueSkorn it is 100% a green screen
TXC2: TrueSkorn it is, 'cause look at the size of that Wii U controller
JoeKim: or the DVDs
Laurence72: Call whoever the judge is, get them to lose from no show!
TXC2: or that Optimus Prime
Jondare: I can't wait for the N100 show about this set, i expect alex to be absolutely over the moon at all the new toys for aristocrats
frnknstn: How can stream delay be real if our eyes aren't real?
ampharos15: look at the bottom of the headrest by his shoulder you can see a green line when he moves
MarsIsDead: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
TrueSkorn: I know it is but if he taps it that would be proof for him.
Banrael: cheer100 Time is all relative.
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
chickenace11: says you
TheElrad: just get him Match Lossed from the game
Camail: I might be in the past
JoeKim: this timey-wimey bullshit
cojo_yolo: so he's Rick Sanchez?
JoeKim: is hard
kumatsu: what if I'm Ultimate Kumatsu?
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun you can't prove any of this
Tiber727: James is going to be eaten by Langoliers.
Ukon_vasara: clearly the worst time line
ReydienOnline: Imagine we're living in ye olden times when carrier pigeons are carrying the internet, and ping is 300,000ms
Robot_Bones: Words that are echoing through time and space
chickenace11: What i'm from a different timeline hm?
frnknstn: Talk faster so we hear you sooner then!
EvilBadman: This is all Jeremy Bearimy, simply put
ReydienOnline: sorry, only the video. our chat to James is still on regular internet
elbasunu: I was gone how did last game go?
ampharos15: Ya im going to have to see some proof...
Silver__Knight_: smash cut to present james beaten and bloody saying "Things went very wrong."
PhoenixMelior: it's so silent while James types that you can hear all of the white noise from the sound system. Paul might want to look into that
PhoenixMelior: it's a lot more static noise than normal
BrindleBoar: so that means after you end the stream, we will continue to scream into the void for five minutes
El_Funko: Woof, 8 hours of PUBG maintenance today huh
JoeKim: yeah
TXC2: what if I'm up in space, where time is faster? what then James? Kappa
JoeKim: starts at 4pm PST
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TXC2: lets win some magic!
elbasunu: How'd the last matchup go?
hanrat: glhf
PinballWitch: hope you don't run into the issue I keep having where I can't tap lands
Feminine_Desires: hah, this hand again!
TheElrad: get Golgaried
TXC2: so this is round 4?
TheWarbo: James *claims* to have an existence outside of chat, but have any of us seen him when he's not being observed by us
Robot_Bones: get 2/3 junded
Suffix: James pitch the hand you got 5 minutes ago.
Feminine_Desires: This is almost identical to the first hand we got on game three of the last game.
Suffix: Good work.
Suffix: Kappa
JoeKim: turn left
ampharos15: if that other landing was a red source that hand would have been awesome
JoeKim: yes txc2 round 4
ItsTheShred: tocatli fucks em
JoeKim: no wait.
TXC2: !rivals
Huschel23: I always suspected Suffix was a Timelord
TheElrad: @TheWarbo I still remain convinced that James is actually an AI construct that is digitaly inserted into LRR sketches
JoeKim: 3
JoeKim: round 3
JoeKim: the OP showed up
Dix: Sup JoeKim
JoeKim: heya dix
Banrael: No, you just reached the point where we reached the point that you were reaching the point of us hearing the thing about your niece
Suffix: Huschel23, no, it's just an irregular heartbeat.
Banrael: Timey wimey.
Dix: V a l ue
ampharos15: got em
Huschel23: @Suffix: XD
mtg_fanerdic: James so smart.
TXC2: JoeKim ah OK
Huschel23: Such honor
hanrat: Mmmm, piker for 3
Dix: Where's your ETB Effect gods now Golgari
PhoenixMelior: why does James keep cackling
TheWarbo: smh hunted witness. doesn't even have flying on the spirit tokens it generates
Ukon_vasara: oh no, a 1/3, how will we overcome these odds
incredulouspasserby: @PhoenixMelior Because explore is dead right now
TXC2: PhoenixMelior we have an Honure guard in play against golgari
JoeKim: because james is a monster
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun no overlay?
TheElrad: PhoenixMelio, our opponent keeps getting Lands on their exploration
KharadBanar: @PhoenixMelior because Tocatli Honor Guard makes enemy creatures generate no value whatsoever
PhoenixMelior: !card tocatli hono
LRRbot: Tocatli Honor Guard [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/3] | Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
TXC2: BloodnBullets doesn't work with the delay
PhoenixMelior: ohhhh
1losttheGame: @BloodnBullets it gives the current board state, not the one that we are watching
KharadBanar: @TheElrad not even that, no ETB effects
cheetoJack: I just assume James is cackling because he's a witch
TheElrad: aaaah
BloodnBullets: oh, i didnt realise there was a forced delay
hanrat: He's cackling for honor
Dix: Gotta click pinchy
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
PinballWitch: there's nothing wrong with being a witch :p
TheElrad: BloodnBullets, it's a tournament for money :D
TXC2: Dix it's name is Crab :P
BloodnBullets: fair enough
Banrael: Hey James - reminder - 5 minutes ago you said you wanted us to remind you to buy us all ice cream.
hanrat: Trying to make sense of what chat is doing is a fool's errand anyway
GragSmash: @LoadingReadyRun Wait no don't cast that you fool
PhoenixMelior: five minutes ago, es, you kill the druid here
Ukon_vasara: coil the cowl seems interesting
Camail: wow james that thing you just said is literally the funniest thing ever said by any human ever
SydPreviouslyHeadache: honor guard stops chupa nice!
GragSmash: @LoadingReadyRun hope you see this message in time
Dix: Its Pinchy "ClickBait" McStingbutt TXC2
PhoenixMelior: but you should attack vivian
Huschel23: Hahaha, James, you make the best jokes (five minutes ago)
KharadBanar: Second Honor Guard, make sure his Chupacabra never triggers
mtvcdm: That was a good discussion we just had about pickles, James.
Silver__Knight_: If you're reacting to us spamming fabricate, it's because you were comparing Afterlife to it but couldn't remember it's name
Tiber727: When this message is about 4:30 ago, James was talking about not remembereing what he said 5 minutes ago. Kappa
TheElrad: attacking Vivien takes 3 turns though
TXC2: Dix no, screw twitter, we call it Crab around here Kappa
BloodnBullets: you can just wait 5 minutes to make each action right? that will get round the delay! lrrBEEJ
hanrat: Attacking Vivian protects some of our sweet 5 drops
Dix: Fite me TXC2
Tiber727: *4:30 old
Dix: #TeamPinchy
ReydienOnline: you get the damage into vivien while you can
Papperslappen: I disagree, James, I don't think cheddar would make a good ice cream flavour
PhoenixMelior: 1/3? Can't lose
Dix: Tocatli was something that I would absolutely consider in SB if I switched to a Jeskai Drakes list
IcanBUrGyroBaby: that's gross
NarishmaReborn: just got here... how is James doing overall today?
vital_force_: get him @papperslappen
Silver__Knight_: 0-2
eruanno123: 0-2
PhoenixMelior: SB? Is that Smash Bros?
Cinntoastmin: probs looking for a tyrand
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's a real shame
Cinntoastmin: tyrant
TXC2: NarishmaReborn we're 0-2
PhoenixMelior: Tocatli for Smash?
TheElrad: NarishmaReborn, a fantastic 0-2
hanrat: oh poor op
ampharos15: so we figured out what to do against golgari... agressive muligan into multiple honor guards
NarishmaReborn: Ah well. As long as we're all having fun
KharadBanar: @PhoenixMelior SB is Sideboard
Silver__Knight_: Put Tocatli in Smash you cowards
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put a can of pineapple in Smash, you cowards!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not even pineapple pen
hanrat: Why does vivien have flying?
mtg_fanerdic: wait what's the context for that quote?
TheElrad: Put Smash in Smash you cowards
Feminine_Desires: you are dead :p
Banrael: lrrGOAT
hanrat: oh yeah... carnage tyrant exists
TXC2: hanrat she doesn't, she KILLS flying
Dix: James, you are no Child of Destiny (you were singing Survivor 5 minutes ago)
mikstar899: Go Left
ItsTheShred: scoop
Ukon_vasara: tocatli dont stop carnage tyrant unfortunately
ItsTheShred: f6
Feminine_Desires: Another reason why Golgari is the best deck in the meta right now.
TheElrad: sooooo, what is your decks' answer to that card?
zinnyinn: So Im guessing no one more tonight?
Dix: There's not a lot of answers to CarnyT
eruanno123: kill them before turn 6
rocketjohn: So James, on the subject of Mine-o-clock, when are you going to get Graham and Alex to join the others of the crew for a bash at another super-hostile?
icarionx: stlle the wreckage in sideboard?
TXC2: Nothing stop my boi Carrny T......'cept Plagebarrer
ampharos15: ah yes our fatal flaw a deck that fights well from multiple axis
jawz77: Is it best of 1 or 3?
TXC2: Bo3
Feminine_Desires: Generally only deathtouch creatures kill Carnage Tyrant, the 2/2 flash deathtouch for 2 is usually the best answer.
hanrat: @rocketjohn what's super hostile?
Ukon_vasara: pretty sure the boros deck response to an apposing carnage tyrant is losing the game
Feminine_Desires: But you're still taking 5 from that.
TXC2: rocketjohn I dont think superhostle is being made anymore
MiranFurze: hello how goes the magic
El_Funko: Discovery/Dispersal does a good job of it too
TXC2: hello MiranFurze we're sadly 0-2
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Cinntoastmin: they gotta have an empty hand for that to work cleanly tho Funko
ampharos15: midnight reaper... making explore creatures not only replace themselves but be cards advantage
El_Funko: Well yeah but if you're Dimir that's not too hard
Cinntoastmin: thats fair
Beleqwaya: At least carnage tyrant is legendary....oh wait.
GragSmash: board in about 6 settle the wreckages
Cinntoastmin: i play it in my janky storm deck
Arikell: oof
jolly_flounder: sigh
Feminine_Desires: Boros unfortunately just doesn't do much in the meta right now sadly.
Feminine_Desires: GW tokens can get there much better though
incredulouspasserby: As seen by Amazonian tbh
TXC2: we should've played Murfolk Kappa
mtg_fanerdic: James bringing a boros deck to a golgari fight.
incredulouspasserby: Amy's been doing good all day
Feminine_Desires: It's still an unfavourable matchup, but it has shown much better standing in tournaments.
chickenace11: I'm playing merfolk right now in arena
eruanno123: I'm playing gw tokens with all the explore stuff and it does kinda well in the meta
samu_btdp1985: how are we doing
TXC2: samu_btdp1985 0-2
samu_btdp1985: ah
TXC2: yeah, golgari has been recking us
thenb44: was that g1?
haybalebarn: @txc2 Superhostile maps have actually resumed development recently, he's close to releasing a new one!
Dix: Haha he finally got to the song reference
mtvcdm: We currently rank 38th out of 45.
TXC2: haybalebarn oh really, cool
TheWarbo: [what it is you are referring to]
chicken_mike: [brackets]
Dix: [Brackets [on brackets[ on brackets] on brackets] on brackets]
B4rberblacksheep: (I heard something about talking in brckets? My musics quite loud)
hanrat: (((((Things in brackets))))
EvilBadman: Can we just do this for all streams [brackets referring to the things we're responding to]
samu_btdp1985: (golgari)
mtg_fanerdic: [Why the brackets?]
1y1e: {brackets intensify}
Bruwin: [Brackets are fun]
TXC2: the Meta is Golgari and R/U spells
Dix: They posted a meta breakdown on Twitter
Feminine_Desires: Meta is Golgari, even in high tournaments.
ThePerrBearr: <brackets?>
Huschel23: [Has it been 5 minutes already?]
mtvcdm: [2 Michigan St.] [15 Charleston Southern]
jolly_flounder: @EvilBadman I feel like most streamers would actually appreciate this
ReydienOnline: in theory we can look up the meta right now, but we're a good chat and won't spoil it yet
TXC2: !rivals
ThorSokar: {{{ James requested brackets, (((ALL THE BRACKETS))) [[[WOOOO]]] }}}
Dix: They're watching Ali Antrazi's Chromatic Control right now
Feminine_Desires: UR spells, Jeskai control and GW tokens are the secondary in the meta.
TheElrad: ([{Get Braketed Big Jimmy T}])
Dix: for the meta if people are intersted
Dix: James actually picked the 2nd most popular deck in the field
TXC2: I thought UR spells was on the same tier as Golgari?
Earthenone: we can still go 0-6 and get TWO milkshakes
TheElrad: you can also still 0-6 this
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rocketjohn: Today we learn the difference between 'Possible' and 'Probable' {{{We can still go 4-2! We can still top 8! It's possible!}}}
chesul: James, I can promise you that you'll be in the top 64 if you win this!
Beleqwaya: I too am hungry. I think I shall go get food soon.
TXC2: Batting .500 is what random chance should get you in magic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ooh, 4 GW tokens. and sunbird treasures you say
Earthenone: five minutes ago you should have mulled to honnor guard
hanrat: glhf (start of the game) (because brackets were still a thing)
Huschel23: [You were hungry 5 minutes ago]
Huschel23: Or now.
Huschel23: I don't get this XD
Huschel23: Nope, 5 minutes was right. Never mind me
Bruwin: He was hungry then. He still is, but he was then too
ImmoralEthicist: I mean, he's probably still hungry now
Hingadora: Ooh. Turn five should be neat, if they don't do anything.
Feminine_Desires: If he was hungry 5 minutes ago, he is definitely still hungry now
TXC2: not if he's eaten Kappa
Earthenone: hey its been 5 minutes maybe he got some hortons
riordand: Why did you block, James?
ReydienOnline: 5 minutes ago he said he was hungry. You heard it now, and am informing him of this. He might acknowledge it now, in which case you will hear the acknowledgement in 5 minutes
ReydienOnline: are* informing
Huschel23: So what you are saying is that there is a connection between Ben and Glory?
Feminine_Desires: I would heroic now honestly. Saves your 4/3.
Feminine_Desires: well
circusofkirkus: witness + reinforcements
Laurreth: I'll take "references that date Huschel23" >_>
Feminine_Desires: Can't see this so no point in trying to throw in advice.
rs_ls: witness reinforce?
teh_v: ^
riordand: Play the 1/1 and reinforcements
hanrat: I mean.. chat is hubris (you asked yourself things out loud, chat responded)
Sibwow: what is our record?
Huschel23: @Laureth: I'll happily accept :P
Earthenone: 0-2
TXC2: Laurreth Huschel23 Buffy right?
Huschel23: Yes
Laurreth: TXC2 yes
Sibwow: milkshake bracket
TXC2: right, I'm hip with the 90's kids Kappa
Dix: RIP Aurelia
Feminine_Desires: we win now don't we?
Feminine_Desires: oh, no land.
riordand: Does he see the line
TXC2: real close to a win
Feminine_Desires: I would say if land swing 3 banefire for 5.
riordand: He didn't
Dix: face would have been the place
OldBenX: only thing saving him is Finality
ReydienOnline: demise?
ReydienOnline: yep, demise
Avet24222: ouch
ReydienOnline: but witnis!
Dix: land gets win
Dix: there is is
ReydienOnline: err witness
Feminine_Desires: OMG LUCKY
Jondare: there we go, rewarded
Dix: lrrSACK the topdecks
OldBenX: never punished scoopsHYPE
Beleqwaya: WOO!
rocketjohn: We won a single game!
hanrat: Wooooo! 1 game!
riordand: Well played, GG
Banrael: [we won] lrrGOAT
Uzumaki15: #gotThere
GragSmash: [you won] LO HICIMOS
mistborn83: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sibwow: retire champion
Riandisa: Good job, James
TragicMtG: First try! Retire champion!
mtg_fanerdic: [Always Had It. Never Didn't Have It]
gizmofreak1: FINALLY!!
mrscottykarate: love it when a topdecked land actually wins
v_nome: The greatest Magic player in the room!
PrinceXPhantom: lrrAWESOME
TXC2: now just do that......10 more times?
circusofkirkus: RIP the milkshake dreams
Avet24222: Thats it, your magic career is over, you've won
Cinntoastmin: lrrHORN SantaHat
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MilkInBag: not 0-X PogChamp
mtg_fanerdic: [Retire Champion]
ThorSokar: wtg James {You just beat Black / Green}
El_Funko: James now that you're older and wiser, can you reflect back on your momentous win against G/B
PhoenixMelior: James won a round?
accountmadeforants: Hi James, I hear you've been looking forward to this.... YOU WON AGAINST BG!
ReydienOnline: now that you've won a game, Chat can reveal that we had secret made a promise that if you went 0-6 0-12 we were gonna buy you ice cream. oh well, maybe next time
TXC2: PhoenixMelior won a game, not a round yet
stumpinaut: [The dream "We could still go 4-2" lived on]
riordand: Mulligan until you hit the the hatebear
PhoenixMelior: this chat is quick to call "we won retire champion"
TXC2: PhoenixMelior we take what we can get :P
mtg_fanerdic: [This chat likes callbacks]
v_nome: So why are we on a delay?
Papperslappen: lrrHORN [regarding winning a game of magic]
OldBenX: (OOTL, why are we speaking in brackets?)
Earthenone: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
Avet24222: This seems like a not great start
riordand: We are on a delay?
mtg_fanerdic: [James wanted brackets].
Earthenone: because 10k in cash is on te line
TXC2: yeap
Laurreth: how high are the chances of red mana becoming available?
icarionx: 5 min
Dix: yah riordand
Dix: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
Robot_Bones: [brackets keep the secrets from getting out]
Dix: Benalia into Benalia is deece
cheetoJack: ( ( ^ : ) brackets?
Dix: RIP benalia
Avet24222: welp
ImmoralEthicist: Benalia into Benalia hurts real bad to be on the other side of.
OldBenX: oof
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
mtg_fanerdic: [WOW That Vraska though]
Dix: [Vraska hit Benalia]
PhoenixMelior: ((I prefer underscores))
Dix: wait.. opp didn't get rid of History
Dix: wut
Avet24222: Interesting play
TXC2: chat maybe ease up on the Brackets now eh?
gizmofreak1: !card vraska, relic seeker
LRRbot: Vraska, Relic Seeker [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [6] | +2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. / −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.
Feminine_Desires: block with adanto I think.
Earthenone: !findquote brackets
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dix: !card adanto vanguard
LRRbot: Adanto Vanguard [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | As long as Adanto Vanguard is attacking, it gets +2/+0. / Pay 4 life: Adanto Vanguard gains indestructible until end of turn.
mtg_fanerdic: Is "eh" canadian for "please"?
GragSmash: I love winning with my slimefoot deck with Vraska Golgari Queen's ult.
OldBenX: [opp about to feel real dumb]
GragSmash: just run you over with saprolings.
riordand: I think we lose this game
TheWarbo: James: I have no idea what you're responding to; putting it in brackets helps. Chat: what if we didn't put what we're responding to but put the other thing in brackets? :-D
PhoenixMelior: TheWarbo that would imply I'm watching the stream :D
Cinntoastmin: it'll be brackets ALL THE WAY DOWN
ReydienOnline: knowing there's an MMR matching system in Magic Arena kinda makes it feel a little insulting when you get matched against a jank deck
Bruwin: {You can't go wrong putting everything into brackets]
Feminine_Desires: gg.
Cinntoastmin: GG.
TXC2: Now we've lost
ImmoralEthicist: welp
OldBenX: scoopsRIP
Avet24222: huh
FeverRadish: The one thing good about stream delay is it totally kills the back seat gaming
Cinntoastmin: [you got golden demised]
Dix: yeah Vraska is a beating
TXC2: Bruwin at least use the same kind of brackets :P
PhoenixMelior: FeverRadish nah, people still try to post plays
mrscottykarate: { }
Bruwin: (I do what I want}
FeverRadish: Haha haha @phoenixmelior well... good luck to them
BITs19_: me, coming back to this stream from a shower; ... haven't I seen this board state before?
Cinntoastmin: Bruwin m-m-m-m-monster
TheWarbo: I mean, people watching sports with no chance of being heard also yell/type how the people involved should play
ReydienOnline: plays are posted for the benefit of the chat members that don't see them, obviously lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: that's why there's this
PhoenixMelior: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
riordand: What's the deal with the brackets?
TheWarbo: e.g. my twitter timeline last night
mtvcdm: We are now 41st place in the 45-competitor field. Two of the five underneath us have dropped.
Robot_Bones: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
ThePerrBearr: this looks like it'd be quite disheartening going against this deck so many times
Avet24222: This is why you retire champion.
Dix: katesRip katesRip katesRip
Ukon_vasara: #NotLast
ContingentCat: [how picky is James in his need for brackets?] (are parentheses ok?) {or bracers?}
Sibanamush: is every opponent runnign golgari ? ;__;
Ukon_vasara: so you're saying theres a chance
ImmoralEthicist: golgari is brutal
Earthenone: !one more
mtvcdm: 40th sorry
TXC2: riordand James wanted people to put Context in their messages in brackets, chat of course took that and fucked it up :P
TheElrad: is it Gölgari again?
jolly_flounder: so One More is back on the schedule?
Banrael: [ lrrFINE ]
Bruwin: @ContingentCat <These should be okay>
TXC2: now now, IF you lose Kappa
jolly_flounder: if James looses
riordand: @TXC2 Oh, that makes sense
Uzumaki15: so every game in the top 8 is going to be Golgari midrange, which is going to be really boring, I thought the meta had diversified
Laurreth: <message deleted><massage deleted>
Bruwin: I get why they wanted a delay on streams, but I feel like 5 minutes was overkill
Avet24222: Golgari is just really strong right now
riordand: Golgari mirro is awesome actually
stumpinaut: who is owen three, thought it's james turner? :P
Bruwin: 2 minutes would have worked just as well
TXC2: Laurreth you should know better not to do that
riordand: mirror*
Avet24222: Guilds introduced some really busted black cards.
Ukon_vasara: James losing? nonsense, ive seen nothing that would lead me to believe James is capable of losing at this Magical Gathering business
Laurreth: what can I say, I'm a firestarter bent on self-destruction
TXC2: Laurreth well do you mind not doing it on my time? :P
riordand: Tocatli Honor Guard feels so unfair when you play golgari, I hate it so much
ReydienOnline: so what deck actually has a good matchup against Golgari?
riordand: @ReydienOnline Drakes is pretty good
Earthenone: golgari has a 50.50 matchup against golgari, best you are gonna get
Avet24222: Golgari is good at fighting golgari :p
HondoTrigger: jeskai dumpsters on golgari from my experience
zunniest: Dimir counter
Engi_Laru: Need to sideboard in charge to beat golden demise x)
accountmadeforants: ReydienOnline Jeskai, BR, UW.
NarishmaReborn: isn't the insane naya ramp deck great against golgari?
chesul: I have a W/G deck that does pretty solidly against it.
Talus26: I do really well against it with my variation of selesnya tokens
TheWarbo: See James knew the right question (he included "that isn't golgari")
eye_h_bar: Control with Niv Mizzet seems to be the way to go.
mistborn83: {Chromatic Black} is good against Golgari
mrscottykarate: i love drakes
Avet24222: in my experience, ramp is good for shutting down Golgari
ImmoralEthicist: something control-ish with Niv works
mrscottykarate: havent played a lot against golgari though
tocu: the problem is there can actualy get 5 differant flavors of golgari and its super shapable so its tough to just attack it. Its the best rock deck that has ever really exsisted in a meta
gizmofreak1: dimir probably [you asked what deck could beat golgari]
Banrael: Esportes
TXC2: esportes
1losttheGame: i thought it was eSports?
fiftymcnasty: e-Sports?
Khalahd: I run a fun Dino Ramp deck that outpaces it. Carnage Tyrant is better on 4 than 5, and Zacama/Wakening Sun's Avatar are frequently unbeatable for them even if removed.
Riandisa: eSports?
Avet24222: ESports?
El_Funko: No society decided that eSports is not anymore
TehAmelie: Ésports
theinvisiblevoice: I think esports is just a word. Esports is capitalized when it's at the start.
Beleqwaya: It is now officially esports or Esports (proper punctuation)
riordand: @eye_h_bar Golgari is the worst match up for Niv Mizzet, I think (if you are running some dive downs it gets a lot better)
ThePerrBearr: "Let's look it up together" he says five minutes in the past
Beleqwaya: There was a journal entry recently
El_Funko: because it's not eMail
thenb44: I like esports
godort: E-S-p-o-r-t-s
TheWarbo: Prescriptivism Day Tuesday?
TXC2: it's EA sports BIG! Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: S should be capital, for linguistic correctness at least
PhoenixMelior: hey chat, if you were to recommend someone a good, 50-or-less episode anime what would you recommend?
Laurence72: EsPoRtS?
riordand: eSports, it's in the game!
accountmadeforants: E(ep! )Sports(!)
LordZarano: esPORTS
Papperslappen: Espørt5
Avet24222: Watching past James in a stream is weirdly harder to wrap my head around than watching a vod on youtube.
PhoenixMelior: I'm making a list of stuff to try in the new year
ContingentCat: espORTS
Khalahd: Eh Sports, come on, gotta stay Canadian.
eye_h_bar: Good point @riordand I should know that from my playing last night.
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior What have you seen recently? Because Yuri On Ice if you haven't
chesul: espOrts
Earthenone: bold move talking anime during magic times
TXC2: Avet24222 I know right?
Saintnex: How are we doing tournament wise?
PhoenixMelior: EvilBadman I've seen nothing recently, but I also don't care much for fanservice
EvilBadman: Watch Yuri then
mtvcdm: We're 40th/45
PhoenixMelior: Earthenone I mean, all I see is chat yelling "ESPORTS"
Avet24222: It shouldn't be more confusing, but it just is @TXC2
EvilBadman: Also, not anime, but animated, new She-Ra
PhoenixMelior: all I have ever heard about Yuri on Ice is how cute the boys are
frnknstn: Best new anime of 2018 is She-Ra
TXC2: does anyone actually like Fanservice in anime?
PhoenixMelior: I mean, probably txc2
frnknstn: @EvilBadman beat me to it
LegionLoyalist: Milkshake drop?
godort: I liked fanservice in anime when I wsa 16
Laurence72: Thanks to this stream, I now know how communication in space, with light speed lag, will feel like
EvilBadman: why not do the xmas minecraft?
TheElrad: James doesn't think we are Friends :P
TXC2: Laurence72 yeah, FTL comms might be more important then FTL travel :P
ContingentCat: the real prize is the friends we made along the way
hanrat: The stream has been appreciated, mukbang stream is fine (James suggested he might have a break for food), thanks for the entertainment
PhoenixMelior: don't you call me that
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2273 patrons for a total of $13,167.43 per month.
WizardZedd: What are the "tiebreakers"? I've never really known. What determines the order among 3-3s?
frnknstn: 0-4 drop milkshake mukbang?
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Still want suggestions? I will always, always recommend Gankutsuou :P
riordand: @eye_h_bar Oh, I'm sorry if I explained what you already know, it's just that there a lot of decks playing Niv right now and... I have opinions about it
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees what is Gankutsuou?
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior Also, Yuru Camp
OldBenX: @WizardZedd TL;DR version - the better your opponents did, the better are your tiebreakers
ContingentCat: gesuntheit distant Beej(?)
WizardZedd: Ah. That makes sense.
mastershake29x: @WizardZedd opponent win percentage i believe, which means going 3-3 by winning your first three is better then losing your first three
TXC2: ah the tide of Esports has hit James
shdragon: How are we doing so far?
Suffix: Not well
shdragon: :(
TXC2: we're 0-3
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: "The Count of Monte Cristo, but the count is a blue space vampire"
LegionLoyalist: I agree with what you said 5 minutes ago
TXC2: !rivals
shdragon: Oh no.
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees oh, okay
theinvisiblevoice: Now we need to resurge our arguments for esports capitalization
ContingentCat: we know what you mean James, by the time you're reacting to something in chat we've moved on too
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what was happening 5 minutes ago?
theinvisiblevoice: and start the loop recursion
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1863: "I get to see your dick on any of these cars." —Ben [2016-02-16]
TheWarbo: Well that's a quote
Avet24222: I'm trying to work out the comment time logistics and I think it's making my migraine work
Avet24222: worse*
hanrat: So... do we just ignore James and chat to ourselves or should we try to surprise James somehow? (James noting with the lag it's all a bit disconcerting and he's already past caring about the thing we are making noise about)
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: I like it a lot. It sounds like a goofy premise and it kinda is, but it's one of my favourite series.
TheWarbo: Chat should just secretly come up with something here to do at once and surprise James
Unas84: Talking of sports, planning to go see any of the juniors wc matches that are over there soon, James?
EvilBadman: I have absolutely unfullscreened a VoD on youtube to try to chat.
TXC2: what fucking context was that quote from?
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
TXC2: ah Sqeet
Banrael: [Squeak]
LegionLoyalist: Squeak... 5 minutes ago
mtvcdm: What were we playing that day?
riordand: Sqweet!
hanrat: *existential crisis of the parasocial variety*
ThorSokar: odds on another green / black deck?
Earthenone: always bet on black
ninjaspinner: It's a James!
Laurence72: I'm betting 50 Tuggernuggets that James get the draw for round 4
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2273 patrons for a total of $13,167.43 per month.
chesul: so, there's nothing quite like using your opponents tragic poet to get your eldest reborn back.
TheWarbo: Does LRRbot have a "The real prize is.." command?
LordZarano: It is now 9:08 pm in the UK
TXC2: oh wow yeah
PhoenixMelior: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
hanrat: @LordZarano yup, and I'm still working from home
PhoenixMelior: aww.
OldBenX: LUL
Laurence72: I mean, the bye, not the draw, yeesh
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
ThePerrBearr: i graham 5 minutes ago!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: GRAMB
ninjaspinner: Is play advice illegal or is Grahm's play advce a trap? Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
TheElrad: I think "thank you" is illegal play advice for "Just Win"
ContingentCat: @ninjaspinner yes
hanrat: Remember that time Graham danced behind you? That was nice.
TXC2: we dont need Graham's play advice, we have lrrbot
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Grab coins and don't get electrocuted.
ContingentCat: solid advice there
TehAmelie: are we playing such serious magicks chat can't see them?
thenb44: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
TXC2: I mean, that just capitalism no?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie dat deep dahk magicks
ReydienOnline: that's a nice clip, James' lack of movement gives a good "perfectloop" quality to it
Earthenone: we are probobly playing magic now, so we will probobly see it within 5 minutes
timiam: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (4:54 from now).
Earthenone: !fnquestion
EvilBadman: dick on the car quote is likely Jet Set Radio
PinballWitch: I <3 you James. You don't need any context for that.
merchfan: Friday nights is still going?
riordand: "It's always nice when people agree with me" I disagree, James
GragSmash: it posts on Wizards' youtube page
theinvisiblevoice: the last friday nights released or recorded in 2018?
TheWarbo: I have twitch on the TV in the other room but I moved in here with the laptop so now I have two desynced past Jameseseses
Krokaar: I wish I could have friday nights every night
ReydienOnline: so is that the Friday Nights question, or the lrrEFF -n question?
PhoenixMelior: yes
Earthenone: *
ninjaspinner: Big Fan of you guys drafting. One of my favorite things on The internet. Thank you for providing me with a ton of fun!
riordand: Uh oh
Cinntoastmin: Ali Entrazi PogChamp
TXC2: !rivals
Khalahd: Yesss, he must be playing chromatic black
riordand: Chromatic Black?
Cinntoastmin: Also Golgari ResidentSleeper
Jondare: oh daaaamn, time for some MonoB Lantern
hanrat ponders how a fixed time delay affects the parasocial relationship between Streamer and Audience...
Khalahd: Chromatic Black is soooo spicy
Dix: oh nooooooooo
riordand: Hope he is playing 5C Lich
ThePerrBearr: is that a ben from 5 minutes ago?
Cinntoastmin: LUL
ContingentCat: Hi Ben 5 minutes ago
eruanno123: or maybe it's the ben from the present time
LegionLoyalist: There can only be one... five minutes ago
Mysticman89: I dunno how easy it is to toggle delay, assume we're still on 5 min delay even when not in game
gizmofreak1: can anyone see the decks they play with or can only the competitors?
IX32: So 5 min delay, yourcaMad how am i suppose to tell you how to play?
ninjaspinner: How much longer is stream? I need to noms but want to magics
Beleqwaya: Going for the ol' 2-X
Laurence72: I can feel it, coming in teh air tonight.. (epic drum fill)
BenByTheWay: @hanrat I am going to assume that's a portmanteau of social parasitism.
TXC2: Mysticman89 stream would have to come down to change the Delay
PhoenixMelior: IX32 that's the beauty of it
B4rberblacksheep: Narrator - He was not going to win
ContingentCat: @IX32 ThatsThePoint.jpeg
ninjaspinner: It's the Karnival
chesul: time for some Karnage!
hanrat: @BenByTheWay nope, it's the name given to the weird social relationship content creators and content consumers sort of have
TXC2: if you can feel it in your bones, consult your Ostiocologist
Laurence72: Narrator -- James would lose
icarionx: treS xxD
Bruwin: [Did lose]
lifecharacter: Perfect hand, deck, and boi.
JRandomHacker: Just tuned in - how's he doing?
TXC2: 0-3
Unas84: Hey James, remember when you said, 5minutes ago, perfect draw perfect deck perfect game? Hmmmyeah...about that
lifecharacter: Oh, so monoblack with Niv?
riordand: Oh boy
JRandomHacker: rip
Diabore: ooh thats a fun deck
NarishmaReborn: beware of golden demise
mistborn83: I love chromatic black!
eruanno123: chromatic black is so awesome
PhoenixMelior: aw, eff. Pokemon Go just rolled over into their Christmas spawns. I needed to catch normal types@
Vyous: Ali makes such sweet decks
Jondare: Chromatic black, cause Ali is a deckbuilding mad wizard
BenByTheWay: @hanrat yes. that's what I assumed.
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (4:50 from now).
Khalahd: Chromatic Black is so fun looking. Mono-Black ramp with Niv, Mastermind's Acquisition 15 card toolbox including Zacama+Overflowing Insight
Mysticman89: chromatic black sounds a bit paradoxical, but im sure magic ccards have an explanation
hanrat: @BenByTheWay not sure it's parasitic tho
TXC2: is this running that tutor that gets sideboard cards?
Khalahd: !card Chromatic Lantern
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
mtg_fanerdic: All black lands, with Chromatic Lantern.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is definitely one of my favorite swamps
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: first blood!
mtg_fanerdic: So it can play stupid cards like Niv mizzet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if not my favorite, it's second
thenb44: think so @TXC2
Lyannen: It is a control deck featuring Chromatic Lantern.. but you do not want to call it Lantern Control
TXC2: interesting
theinvisiblevoice: yeah, it runs the ixilan wish
lifecharacter: I think we might need to board out some of the small removal next time.
theinvisiblevoice: mastermind acquisition
Jondare: yeah coils are completely dead in this matchup
Jondare: this deck generally doesn't play any creatures until it's already won anyway
Lyannen: Ritual does not even kill your Vanguard..
riordand: But James, Adanto is good against board wipes [add context here]
theinvisiblevoice: it plays ritual and golden demise
Lyannen: And demise? :|
mtvcdm: Apparently the only two people below us who have not yet dropped are playing each other.
GragSmash: [double lava coil belzenloc] why not run in the vanguard, pay the life, and just use one lava coil?
BenByTheWay: quick public service announcement: you are giving advice to James of 5 minutes ago
Malyonsus: how are we doing - I've been out since the loss to the BG deck that went to 1 life
TXC2: we're 0-3
Engi_Laru: Every time I glance over at the stream, the enemy casts golden demise...
TXC2: Golgari has been ROLLING us
shdragon: @Engi_Laru Stop looking!
hanrat: I (five minutes ago) was excited that we're still keeping the pressure up
EJGRgunner: Somebody once told me Green/Black was gonna roll me.
theinvisiblevoice: kicked josu?
Malyonsus: there must be an emoji suitable to my emotions right now
Laurence72: @Engi_Laru Stop glancing at the stream then! :p lrrBEEJ
TXC2: it's Adam Sadler Kappa
TragicMtG: katesRip
circusofkirkus: oofa doofa
shdragon: Uuugh.
hanrat: Oh hubris...
Bruwin: Oof
shdragon: This is so hard to watch.
theinvisiblevoice: 10 mana win the game suspend 1
Engi_Laru: Fine x) I'll go shower. No more goldem demise from me
lifecharacter: Do we have a board wipe?
TXC2: Gods Lava coil dont even kill it
theinvisiblevoice: no
herepetofauna: Sooooooooooooo
TXC2: lifecharacter we do not
lifecharacter: Welp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: those tokens only have menace fight?
ReydienOnline: I find it a little interesting that no one actually showed up with Mono-Red
riordand: Things are not looking good for our hero
TXC2: SydPreviouslyHeadache yes, "only" menace
Anaerin: Looks like, @SydPreviouslyHeadache
BenByTheWay: didn't Kenji show u
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, right "only" shoot
icarionx: attack with adanto
BenByTheWay: up with monoR?
JoeKim: hows our boy doing chat
Lyannen: Attack with vanguard
kumatsu: Sadness going on the stack is the play against a kicked Josu
TXC2: it's still 20 power on the board
TXC2: JoeKim not well, we're 0-3
JoeKim: RIP
JoeKim: i was kidding about going 0-4 drop
JoeKim: seabatYIKES
riordand: Scoop is the correct play [against kicked Josu Vess]
TXC2: well Sadly that's what it looks like is gonna happen
LoadingReadyRun: stream deck stopped working there, there is a few minutes in the second game that is on the booth
LoadingReadyRun: apologies
theinvisiblevoice: thanks in advance
TheElrad: are you already PUBGing, James?
PhoenixMelior: whoops
PhoenixMelior: how many rounds is this supposed to be?
thenb44: 6
TXC2: 6, we're on round 4
TheWarbo: wow that was an effective "no"
mtvcdm: And 4 may be our last.
hanrat: *small round of applause for the "from hell's heart" quote*
Malyonsus: when your ahab-ian spite play is blocked...
shdragon: Oof. :( Sorry this is going so poorly
riordand: Woah, James, That wasn't very esportive
shdragon: We still <3 you James
icarionx: one more?
Earthenone: esportsmanship
emonotony: eSporting Conduct?
LoadingReadyRun: its to bad. I did some fun stuff very quickly
TXC2: Esportsmanship = be like Sonicfox
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Spoink in Smash, you cowards!
shdragon: Have we won a *game* yet?
Lord_Hosk: James guess what?
Robot_Bones: yes We won a Game!
riordand: We won against golgari
thenb44: yes we won one game
mtvcdm: Our game record is 2-6.
Robot_Bones: Should have retired champions
Earthenone: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
TXC2: we have won 2 games, but no rounds
shdragon: Woot. That's good at least
Cinntoastmin: I see
Lord_Hosk: Im constantly impressed by your ability to create so much content and lead such a positive community.
JoeKim: ^
icarionx: show us the cards past james xD
shdragon: Oh no, we're mising the sweet plays!
Morrigan9: oh dear
riordand: Great plays, James [probably, I'can't see the game]
JoeKim: watching people's gaming faces is always lots of fun
PhoenixMelior: chat we knew about this
Anaerin: icarionx: He said earlier the stream deck derped, so we miss the first 4 minutes.
mtvcdm: The two non-drops beneath us took a game off each other, so everyone who has not yet dropped has at least won a game.
ThorSokar: I wonder how long it will be before James realizes he's still in the booth
PuRGeTim3: show us the aggro attack with all skills LUL
Arikell: Man that sounded good
accountmadeforants: I love how the sound effects are still conveying the beatdown
Anaerin: ThorSokar: 5 minutes.
flyingdelorean79: cam't see the game james
andrew: I just zoomed and enhanced onto James' beautiful eyes. I can see every play reflected in them
control_rig: Hahahaha
theinvisiblevoice: he realized about 5 minutes ago
gamehead21: lol
mistborn83: this is fun
riordand: Hahahhahaha
JoeKim: that moment is even better knowing it was coming
TXC2: Hi andrew
GragSmash: HA
Levifar: :v
ReydienOnline: just imagine a thorough butt-kicking
riordand: Clip that please
hanrat: ok that was pretty awesome actually :)
shdragon: That needs to be in the stream recap. >.>
shdragon: :)
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
control_rig: It was like "story time about an awesome play"
andrew: no mtg stream extension?
TXC2: andrew doesn't work with the delay
Anaerin: andrew: Doesn't work with the 5 minute delay
Shadowmoor: Hello James, how's it going?
Earthenone: extension will show us things in real time
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
JoeKim: deckmaster isn't built for that???
andrew: ahh gotcha
JoeKim: someone go yell at fugi
andrew: thanks friend
Jondare: i think our boy has this
andrew: s
JoeKim: UNaccaptable
mtg_fanerdic: Board wipe inc.
shdragon: please please please let us win this one.
riordand: James got this
Dix: one time
lifecharacter: It's gonna be real sad reading this in five minutes if he loses.
riordand: I believe you Jame [5 minutes ago]
TXC2: thrill as the OP durdles
Oxford66: I think he messed up
TXC2: orellien2773 nearly
ReydienOnline: it's like a third golgari
theinvisiblevoice: maze flips here, right?
Jondare: theinvisiblevoice yup
Dix: Maze of Ithish
theinvisiblevoice: yeahhh :(
Anaerin: He was floating one.
Cinntoastmin: maze
TXC2: I notice most of these players dont have auto tapping on
EldritchProwler: Ali's deck has so few ways to handle big flyers
adi_pie: Maze of Ish(?)
Earthenone: are you going to risk auto tapping in aa 10k tornament?
riordand: Maze animation pointed to the knight token?!
TXC2: yes, it's fine
Jondare: TXC2 for alis deck it makes sense, you often want to be VERY specific about what you tap
Dix: josu?
GragSmash: I've been manually tapping lands for months now. got hosed a couple times and I was done.
theinvisiblevoice: no way it wasn't tutor for josu
Dix: lrrGOAT
control_rig: Yay!
GragSmash: if I tap wrong I want it to be because I chose to tap wrong [spoiler, I tap wrong far too often]
riordand: Yeaaaah
shdragon: oh WHEW. I can breathe again.
NarishmaReborn: josu would be a loss there as they couldn't block aurelia
theinvisiblevoice: huh
TXC2: see this chat? Don't do this sort of thing, either play the card or concede
Dix: unclench
Cinntoastmin: thank god
PhoenixMelior: did we win a game?
theinvisiblevoice: if they had enough mana to keep maze up and josu it would have been fine
TXC2: we did indeed
Anaerin: One. Yes.
PhoenixMelior: neat
theinvisiblevoice: apparently did not
TXC2: a game, again not a round
riordand: Why can't we see the sideboard tech
riordand: ?
circusofkirkus: I think he thought he had Chromatic Lantern, but didn't
theinvisiblevoice: in case the game goes longer than 5 min
redpawn_: What's the deck ?
circusofkirkus: which would have opened up a lot more plays
theinvisiblevoice: and someone spoils sideboarding
Earthenone: i assume sideboards are hidden because that nformation can be used 5 minutes from seeing it to give a player an advantage
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I'm surprised chat had such a muted reaction to winning a game. if he won a round, no way they would have been that quiet lol
TXC2: indeed :P
riordand: @theinvisiblevoice Oh yeah, that's fair
Earthenone: to be fair, james dident show us the first 15 damage of the game, less time to get emotionally invested
Anaerin: Weren't they on the play last time too?
riordand: Wow, the delay is really messing me up
Cinntoastmin: GivePLZ TAKE MY ENERGY
kumatsu: I believe in the power of James
Dumori: We live for prizes still chat?
Earthenone: if we win out and have good breakers...maybe
kumatsu: I don't know the breakers being used for this tournament, but we probably don't have good breakers >.>
Anaerin: @Dumori: Mathematically, yes.
CavemanKellen: whats our record?
TXC2: if they could just do powerful nothing, that would be great
JoeKim: swing for the fences james!
JoeKim: 0-3
TXC2: CavemanKellen o-3
JoeKim: RIP
control_rig: Booo
Huschel23: If James doesn't win a prize, will everybody in chat buy him ice cream?
Robot_Bones: seabatYIKES
Dumori: 0-3 is yikes
CrazymattCaptain: !card legion's landing
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
TXC2: Board wipes: are they bad gameplay? Kappa
shdragon: Yes.
RebelliousUno: heeey James, I'm coming to you from 5 minutes in the shouldn't have played that card
JoeKim: lol
TXC2: HI Uno
RebelliousUno: What's the record?
TXC2: 0-3
riordand: Spoiler: James wins this game with Banefire
RebelliousUno: Has it been worth leaving me out in the cold?
PixelArtDragon: Just got here, what's going on?
Earthenone: 0-3 tornament 1-1 match
JoeKim: lol uno
PhoenixMelior: for what it's worth CHAT still loves you Uno
incredulouspasserby: Honestly not really lol
mtvcdm: Tracer from Overwatch is asking what you think you're doing.
CompletelyUnsure: !smash
LRRbot: Put Giana in Smash, you cowards!
Kykiwi: opp gonna smash niv soon
RebelliousUno: CHAT loves everyone though
Anaerin: You've got a second chromatic lantern... doesn't mean you get double mana...
redpawn_: Is there a declkist somewhere to see ?
RebelliousUno: it's hard to get CHAT to not love you
PhoenixMelior: that's not true. Chat doesn't love Beej.
RebelliousUno: How could you not love lovable Beej
mtg_fanerdic: ^
TXC2: what? of course Chat loves Beej, we have to, by law
chickenace11: I love beej
riordand: Chat loves Beej
hanrat: Why is it so hard to resist telling James to do stuff?
Robot_Bones: Love and lust are two different things lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: of course chat loves Beej
PhoenixMelior: Beej hates chat. I don't love what isn't reciprocated
lifecharacter: Chat doesn't love Beej. Chat wishes to become one with Beej.
Lyannen: We love each incarnation of Beej :O
mtgdabest: for future reference you can just run our Legion's Landing for the token
niivvy: chat is lrrBEEJ
RebelliousUno: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej
riordand: Becoming one with Beej is a big mood
GragSmash: since we can't meaningfully interact we could just marry/fuck/kill the LRR crew.
PixelArtDragon: Chat does not love Beej. Chat experiences Beej.
PhoenixMelior: GragSmash no, that's a one way ticket to feelsbad-ville
chickenace11: loving beej is optional in the states mandatory in Canada and Switzerland for some reason
TXC2: Uno dont drag Lrrbot into this Kappa
lifecharacter: Eat Pray Love is the eternally superios version of Marry/F/Kill
GragSmash: you might be right
Jondare: GragSmash but i wanna marry/fuck all of them, and i REALLY don't wanna kill anyone :(
ContingentCat: to love someone is to understand them and nobody understands Beej
GragSmash: fair
ChiefEngineerMichael: @lifecharacter So... We eat Beej, pray to Adam, and love... Ben?
riordand: Ali has way too much mana, I don't like it
RebelliousUno: Eat the whole Beej?
TXC2: ContingentCat no even his Wife?
kumatsu: Good thing Josu doesn't work with Honor Guard in play
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh come on
ContingentCat: @txc2 fair, maybe Hodor
Huschel23: Do they play Contempt?
TXC2: kumatsu AHAHAA, nice
PhoenixMelior: we obviously pray to the Parry God, yes
Huschel23: I guess not
RebelliousUno: Another Legion's Landing is at least another bloke on the ground
riordand: They could have Settle the Wreckage
chickenace11: Ian understands Beej But nobody understands Ian
eye_h_bar: I would play one of the landing's.
Huschel23: Or they do
EvilBadman: There's a delay, but yeah.
TXC2: Ian TRANSLATES Beej, that's not the same as understanding
PhoenixMelior: aw, I was gonna !quote Ian, but I'm not subbed anymore
TXC2: !delay
LRRbot: Today's magic stream is being broadcast with a 5 minute delay.
RebelliousUno: 5 minutes ago you should have done the thing you didn't do instead James
TXC2: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3169: "I have a good back in the computer world." —Ian [2016-08-10]
lifecharacter: Knowing this will come too late to help, saving Honor Guard for the other's death is better to keep Josu away.
shdragon: I would keep the other honor guard up in case he blows up the one you have, because Honor guard kills Josu?
Earthenone: ian fansubs beej, but noone can fully localize beej
chickenace11: Do Ian and Beej just translate each other?
TXC2: Shockingly tame Ian quote there
Papperslappen: unsubscribe beejfacts
Earthenone: real, ian
PhoenixMelior: txc2 right?
kumatsu: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
B4rberblacksheep: Question, why is he not playing one of the legions landing? The land and enchantment can exist side by side right?
Huschel23: @lifecharacter: Honor guard in play, keeps Josu away
Anaerin: Earthenone: * Translator's note: Keikaku means "And now the game Truly begins"
RebelliousUno: Why float the 3 mana?
TheWarbo: subscribe beejexperience
TXC2: 'cuase this deck is an evil time waster
hanrat: Everything according to cake...
Jondare: RebelliousUno he activated Stronghold, it just gives a boatload of mana at once
riordand: @RebelliousUno That's how Cabal Stronghold works
RebelliousUno: Right I can't see the cards you see
RebelliousUno: and there's no deckmaster
RebelliousUno: Didn't realise that was a cabal stronghold
Jondare: !card cabal stronghold
LRRbot: Cabal Stronghold | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.
B4rberblacksheep: Apparantly Deckmaster was getting around the 5 minute delay
RebelliousUno: yeah that makes sense
gizmofreak1: !card adanto the first fort
LRRbot: Adanto, the First Fort (front: Legion's Landing) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
TXC2: I love if we had a chess clock for this match, to see the disparity in our turns versus the OP's
Chillie: !gift Papperslappen beejfacts 12 months
B4rberblacksheep: Ritual?
JoeKim: big ole bomb
riordand: Just carefully landing there
B4rberblacksheep: Huh
riordand: Ohhhhh
Earthenone: @TXC2 imagine if wizards made a client with a built in chess clock
Dix: jeeeeeeeesus
eye_h_bar: That is a thing.
RebelliousUno: Does that help right now?
shdragon: Uh, well then.
riordand: The spice is real
JoeKim: probably?
RebelliousUno: I guess with 3 lanterns maybe
Khalahd: Welcome to Chromatic Black
JoeKim: WOW
Dix: frick
teh_v: Boo...
TXC2: RebelliousUno pretty much yes
Chillie: :(
control_rig: Ugh
fiftymcnasty: This is a painful stream
TXC2: it's hard for Drawing 7 cards to not be helpful
mastershake29x: oh dear
hanrat: in 5 minutes you shall get a lot of sympathy from chat
RebelliousUno: Urgh the non maze of ith is annoying
TheElrad: that seemed like a good turn for opponent
riordand: Playing Overflowing Insight with no Omniscience...
JoeKim: 7 card draw is pretty strong
Huschel23: How many Banefires do we have?
s0lesurviv0r: I think I saw Jeff Hoogland playing this a while back
TXC2: Huschel23 at least 1
Earthenone: noq they can play J-fresh
s0lesurviv0r: not to great watching from this end lrrEFF
B4rberblacksheep: God op is slow..
teh_v: When your agro deck only wants you to give you 1/xs :(
RebelliousUno: What are we playing on our side, Boro Reinforcements?
JoeKim: what answers does james have here?
TXC2: Now watch OP play Josu
riordand: Josu is coming, I can feel it
PhoenixMelior: JoeKim 42
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they might have it
shdragon: that's the search for Josu.
incredulouspasserby: I don’t think out of tutors matters
MisterPhoton: @shdragon you have much to learn, young padawan
TXC2: ugh this piece of shit card
B4rberblacksheep: Hey Uno, do you remember what you said 5 minutes ago? :p
RebelliousUno: I think it was
JoeKim: jesus.
RebelliousUno: "5 minutes ago you should have done the thing you didn't do instead James"
riordand: What was
JoeKim: the flood
TXC2: that's 10000% getting our Angle next turn
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card The eldest reborn
LRRbot: The Eldest Reborn [4B] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. / II — Each opponent discards a card. / III — Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
B4rberblacksheep: hahahahaha
B4rberblacksheep: !card josu
LRRbot: Josu Vess, Lich Knight [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Knight [4/5] | Kicker {5}{B} / Menace / When Josu Vess, Lich Knight enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create eight 2/2 black Zombie Knight creature tokens with menace.
Khalahd: !card Zacama
LRRbot: Zacama, Primal Calamity [6RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [9/9] | Vigilance, reach, trample / When Zacama, Primal Calamity enters the battlefield, if you cast it, untap all lands you control. / {2}{R}: Zacama deals 3 damage to target creature. / {2}{G}: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / {2}{W}: You gain 3 life.
TXC2: what is this?
JoeKim: holy
RebelliousUno: yes I said that at [21:36:54]
TXC2: Holy moly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh well then
Boros_Burger_Battalion: What's our record?
control_rig: Ooofa doofa
TXC2: 0-3
Earthenone: 0-4 now
RebelliousUno: lrrSCOOP ?
fiftymcnasty: 0-3
PixelArtDragon: What is this, Momir Basic? Kappa
Earthenone: probobly
Jondare: 0-4 now
control_rig: 0-4
riordand: We are so dead, I can't watch this
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Ooof
JoeKim: slytqRIP slytqRIP slytqRIP
Chillie: Hi, Karn...
nkcola: !card zacama
LRRbot: Zacama, Primal Calamity [6RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [9/9] | Vigilance, reach, trample / When Zacama, Primal Calamity enters the battlefield, if you cast it, untap all lands you control. / {2}{R}: Zacama deals 3 damage to target creature. / {2}{G}: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / {2}{W}: You gain 3 life.
control_rig: Poor James :(
Huschel23: I feel like Zacama takes longer than Josu to win with.
mtg_fanerdic: Eaten by a dino
hanrat: Spicy
Jondare: stop, stop, we're already dead!
Jondare: So dead!
riordand: Stop, James is already dead
GragSmash: oh man is there an elvis reborn on the field too? gross
TXC2: and yet OP contuines to do.......anything really
RebelliousUno: maybe they'll ping themseves with it?
Earthenone: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #5224: "This is what games looked like shortly after you stopped pooping yourself." —James [2018-08-02]
ChiefEngineerMichael: This is like a Blue Control Eldrazi deck I played against once. Does absolutely fuck all for the first however many turns aside from countering/bouncing/removing things, before suddenly just dropping that bomb on your head
riordand: Banefire for leathal, one time James, please
tocu: @Huschel23 your probably right but in a crontrl on agro match you care more about not dieing than winning so zakama getting some health back and still winning is better
B4rberblacksheep: OP is redefining durdle
Saintnex: wow hateful
Jondare: can't even banefire, zacama can just gain roughly a million lives
RebelliousUno: Kill the Enchant for the rubbins
riordand: Mean
Bruwin: That's just bad manners
incredulouspasserby: This is major BM
shdragon: God this opponent.. this is rude,.
Huschel23: @tocu: True. But it feels like there was very little danger here
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I don't know why I'm continuing this farce.
LRRbot: New quote #5623: "I don't know why I'm continuing this farce." —James [2018-12-18]
RebelliousUno: It also tramples so they could just be plowing in
riordand: Ali playing with his food
shdragon: Boo this man~
Saintnex: Just kill us already OP, stop being a jerk
Earthenone: is addquote now apropriate with the delay?
riordand: Real bad esportsmanship
TXC2: this, this right here is BM
Khalahd: It's not BM to play correctly
MisterPhoton: Zacama can't shoot face, cool it chat
Arikell: OP just Styling on us now
Dix: RIP
Jondare: it's not BM to play correctly, if you opponent is really completely out, he can always concede
mtg_fanerdic: So sad for you 5 minutes ago james.
TubeAlloy: Hey chat how we doing?
Huschel23: Those vampire settlers just leave their village one by one to get eaten
RebelliousUno: "Fun"
control_rig: "Fun"
fiftymcnasty: Only two more rounds left of this James
TXC2: 0-4, this is the sadest timeline
PuRGeTim3: WutFace WutFace
ReydienOnline: opponent didn't have a "just win now" button. they had overwhelming advantage, but they still needed a turn or two to win
mastershake29x: yikes
accountmadeforants: TXC2 not sure why you keep calling BM?
Earthenone: @TubeAlloy 0-4 drop
Chillie: lrrSCOOP
RebelliousUno: are you allowed to drop?
shdragon: :(
TubeAlloy: Aww jeez :(
tocu: @Huschel23 dont know the list but I could see a fight with fire in the 75 so getting over 10 makes the win 100% instead of 95% i have to assume
Dwinick: "That was fun" - *cried James*
nkcola: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
control_rig: Is this the Milkshake bracket
B4rberblacksheep: People only calling it BM cause it happened to us.
riordand: It was some major BM, chat
shdragon: That wasn't anything resembling "fun"
masterfrog316: 0-4 pubg bracket?
TheElrad: @RebelliousUno what are they going to do? Arrest him and force him to play the rest of the games?
SirElgar: It wasn't BM at all
RebelliousUno: TheElrad maybe
Banrael: cheer200 Thanks for the games, James. #charity
Jondare: go offline for however long it takes to cry the pain away
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riordand: It clearly was
NexVesica: For however long it takes to get a milkshake
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:47 PM
mastershake29x: that's not BM at all, ali did nothing wrong (besides winning, which was rude)
TheElrad: @RebelliousUno Fair, I mean, it's the least James could do :P
control_rig: Talk to the normies
incredulouspasserby: It was BM when James had no cards in hand and fuck all for creatures on the field
SirElgar: how so @riordand
mtg_fanerdic: Get yourself a dilly bar james.
TheWarbo: responding to "what about that was BM?" with just asserting "it was BM" is a good way to convince people it wasn't actually BM
mtg_fanerdic: Remember, the more ice cream you eat, the less it hurts.
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
hanrat: Are we still on lag?
TXC2: yes
TXC2: !rivals
TheElrad: you'd love to not play Boros?
RebelliousUno: yeah we'll be on a delay probably until the stream drops
IbunWest: I love James but this is a competitive event with prize support. I don't blame opp for cutting off any outs they can. No matter how slim.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
RebelliousUno: Divine Vis is great
Dix: Ali is the guy who was behind the 5 color Lich deck
TheWarbo: yeah earlier he had to end the stream to change the delay
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2275 patrons for a total of $13,190.15 per month.
MelSlashVin: Aw I just got here :(
B4rberblacksheep: So James has actually been offline for 5 minutes? This stream delay hurts my brain
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
shdragon: Supporting you though this trying time. :P
Dix: James For PUBG Rivals pls
RebelliousUno: Minecraft Twitch Rivals or RIOT
hanrat: They probably sent the invite to the wrong James turner
TXC2: bye
TheWarbo: put twitch rivals in smash you cowards
Banrael: [Going Offline]
GragSmash: F
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put a Chocobo in Smash, you cowards!
AmoriLinguae: oof, that's mean hanrat
GragSmash: [Paying respects]
hanrat: @AmoriLinguae oops, didn't mean to be mean :(
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (4:08 from now).
TehAmelie: ah, macaroni and feta, the marginally decadent mac and cheese
TehAmelie: what happened, did James win Magic?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> That… did not go so well for James. Needless to say he’s wrapped up streaming magic and will be back at 2:30PM for a episode of … One More. No custom games today. Just gonna jam some games with frands. | ||
TehAmelie: is it over now?
TheWarbo: lol, I guess there's your answer.
TehAmelie: that was timely
TXC2: James sadly went 0-4
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (4:02 from now).
TXC2: James is playing PUBG at 2:30 PST
hippitybobbity: hey pals what happened in the magic stream
hippitybobbity: the LRR twitter sounds v dramatic
TheWarbo: golgari happened
Silver__Knight_: 0-4
TXC2: James went 0-4
TheWarbo: also some more just black
hippitybobbity: goddamn
TheWarbo: also yeah 0-4, for some reason I thought that was in the tweet
hippitybobbity: yeah ok that record justifies some dramatic tweets
TXC2: we had golgari, sultai, golgari again, then cromattic black
TehAmelie: James will now relax by shooting a lot of boys in the head on stream
hippitybobbity: nah the tweet was like "needless to say James is no longer streaming magic"
TehAmelie: !pubg
LRRbot: Comrade Unknown's Ideology Grounds
TheWarbo: Yeah I think like going 0-4 was bad but also the "oh look it's those same black cards killing my tokens AGAIN" piled on top of it.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (3:56 from now).
rocketjohn: tksPreachL lrrSPOOP tksPreachR
TXC2: James is playing PUBG at 2:30 PST
hippitybobbity: Now That's What I Call Ripperoni
PhoenixMelior: those were some bad beets