hippitybobbity: oh wow that tournament was supposed to go for another four hours
hippitybobbity: Not that I blame james, for once, but that must have been srs feelbads
PhoenixMelior: when does the PUBG maintenance start?
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:07 PM
PhoenixMelior: hippitybobbity turns out Boros isn't great in the meta right now, golgari is too strong
TXC2: PhoenixMelior 4pm PST I think, but that that with A LOT of salt
PhoenixMelior: mm, delicious salt
TheWarbo: where can we find that much salt, though? Kappa
hippitybobbity: was this a standard event
PhoenixMelior: yup
TXC2: it was a standard format yes
hippitybobbity: because Ive been booking a lot of success with izzet Always Be Casting
TheWarbo: James also said he picked the deck in part based on "I won't have that much time to practice with it"
PhoenixMelior: I haven't touched arena since Guilds of Ravnica came out. I don't think I like the set much or something
PhoenixMelior: I've been playing Triple Triad instead
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (3:40 from now).
TheWarbo: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [26m ago] @loadingreadyrun> That… did not go so well for James. Needless to say he’s wrapped up streaming magic and will be back at 2:30PM for a episode of … One More. No custom games today. Just gonna jam some games with frands. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1075147233039806464
TXC2: title change!
TehAmelie: stream change!
cheetoJack: I kind of want James to pretend there's a 5 minute delay still
TehAmelie: in that it's live
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is back online and playing some PUBG with friends. Come watch James be better at PUBG than he was at Magic* http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | *No Promises || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1075154506365587457
TheGcsmith: Woot, one more... shame my game isn't up to date
LoadingReadyRun: No custom games today anyways
lighting_bolt_123: aww
TheWarbo: No Promises, No Customs
TheGcsmith just subscribed with Twitch Prime. TheGcsmith subscribed for 2 months in a row!
TheGcsmith: I think it's closer to 14 but I forgot that the Amazon sub doesn't auto renew
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TonyStark1986: busy playing WWE2K19 WOOOOOO
TXC2: Here we go!
TheWarbo: Only Memories
Scy_Anide: So I heard James won magic so hard that they just gave up and called him the champion forever?
TehAmelie: hi again
Dix: deece
Banrael: [James is live now]
TXC2: Hello James
Dix: [James loves it when a plan comes together]
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
TXC2: !clips
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TheWarbo: Everyone just react to whatever James did five minutes ago
TheGcsmith: So... why no customs?
Master_Gunner: Well that was a thing to walk into
Fruan just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Fruan subscribed for 9 months in a row!
Fruan: 9 months? Why, that's the average gestational period of a normal human pregnancy. Which I guess isn't relevant right now.
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phrawger: absolutely astonishing
RealGamerCow: !shh
HondoTrigger: charity100 nice of you to join us in the present timeline James #charity
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TXC2: first time subbing on One More, also Quinttuple SUB BABIES!
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Dix: something something makes Friday Night memes Something something
TXC2: !charity
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ArcOfTheConclave: you still make friday nights? lrrBEEJ
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Phailhammer: *falls out of ceiling*
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TheGcsmith: anyone else been playing subnautica since it's free?
jolly_flounder: Hey Jeej and funko and Joe
HondoTrigger: Jordan’s here? Can I take my bits back
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ManaIishi: And so begins my second year subbed to you wonderful folk! here's to many more
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lighting_bolt_123: so why no custom mode?
fiftymcnasty: Hi James
TXC2: lighting_bolt_123 James just wants to play with Friends today
lighting_bolt_123: @txc2 cool thx
nkcola: cheer100 good luck with the shooting of the bois, looking forward to the elfunkChunk
TheGcsmith: Is Jordan gaslighting James like beej gaslight Cam?
TXC2: Jeej is.....quite the look
TheGcsmith: Oh, was james in the 10k stream?
RebelliousUno: So we've lost the delay I hope now
HondoTrigger: James went 4-0 if you look at his record in a mirror
Issurru: getFunkoed LUL
TXC2: TheGcsmith yes, we went 0-4 :(
RebelliousUno: If not JAmes 5 mins ago that guy was behind you
Angreed66: @RebelliousUno It appears to be so
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk elfunkHeart lrrHEART
Phosphatide: is this DayZ FrankerZ
manfred909: elfunkHeart rayfkHeart lrrHEART
jolly_flounder: oh hi @manfred909
manfred909: Hi Jolly
TheGcsmith: @TXC2 ahh that sucks. Man, if I'd known I'd have watched, been sat at home all day
chicken_mike: hi ben
TXC2: HI ben, Hi Ben's shirt
korvys: Hey Ben! How's the face?
timiam: That shirt is glorious
nkcola: benginHeart
jolly_flounder: Ben looks very pretty
TheGcsmith: At least we know friday nights will be soon :D
Issurru: Hey it's that shirt James was wearing when Adam killed him in PUBG LUL
RebelliousUno: Black is the only colour that matters
tonylowetv: I am here for man on man snuggling
chickenace11: It's the Dr.cool sirt
manfred909: So cute
timiam: Are they playing on the test realm today?
chickenace11: *shirt
Phosphatide: confirmed, LRR still making friday nights Kappa
RebelliousUno: You should add a lot of Chroma Green Ben
tonylowetv: <3
actually_a_moose: bub p
VeinNetwork: Best time to enter a stream is when Ben is hugging James
Banrael: Ben is reminiscent of a Birds of Paradise to me
TheGcsmith: What are missions?
Banrael: So many colors
TXC2: we won 3 games, but lost 4 matches
CptCorallis: So how is new parachuting?
manfred909: That sounded rough
RebelliousUno: Wait this isn't Fortnight?
manfred909: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
actually_a_moose: Bortnite
TheGcsmith: I've played a fornite... but only because its easier to play solo
TXC2: this is adult fortnite Kappa
Phosphatide: i’ve experienced at least four nights
RebelliousUno: Everyone sues fortnite
Dix: Donald Faison for the Poison dance from Scrubs
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Suhono: Sub baby #3, just in time for Christmas! lrrAWESOME
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RebelliousUno: They stole one of my dances that I stole off someone else first
Dryhad: James, if Fortnite added the Dob, would you sue them?
RomanGoro: We had an extensive argument over this on the Discord today
RomanGoro: ~whichord
Dix: Apparently the carlton was a riff off a different dance but the Poison dance was original
korvys: Alfonso Ribeiro
TXC2: basically all dances are invented by black people, and we dont thank them enough
RebelliousUno: Copyright probably doesn't apply here since I don't think a Dance is a Litterary Work?
Saintnex: well apparently the backpack guy even attended fortnite promotional events which would really weaken his case :/
actually_a_moose: Fortnite? more like Abortnite am i right kids
B4rberblacksheep: no
Dryhad: Good gods that's an ugly skin
jolly_flounder: ew, orange skin
VoidByAnyOtherName: huh, did the thing end
chickenace11: I like the orange
TXC2: VoidByAnyOtherName yes, we went 0-4, and dropped
VoidByAnyOtherName: ah
actually_a_moose: that akm lookin like a nerf gun
Dryhad: @chickenace11 You do you I guess, I just find it so garish
jolly_flounder: hot pink is the correct gun skin color ;P
TheGcsmith: Btw James. is any Lrr crew going to the Canada GP?
TXC2: Cristmas is like the tide, no man can command it
TheMerricat: Copyrights aren't limited to literary works, however either way you can't copyright a dance move. you can copyright a _DANCE_ and you can TRADEMARK the name of a dance move though.
TXC2: TheGcsmith in Vancouver? yes
korvys: Who is Mumbo Jumbo?
Lord_Hosk: Pew Pew
azureHaights: Haven't watched much hermitcraft in a damn while
TheGcsmith: @TXC2 ahh cool
Bobtheninjagoldfish: there was *A* joe hills at unplugged....
TheWarbo: James responding to things right after they appear in chat?
TheWarbo: So weird.
azureHaights: I am so used to calling lag spikes in a game "Entering the Asylum"
Lord_Hosk: James, did you hear that JoeKim was knighted on his birthday? he is now Sir Joe
TheMerricat: @korvys Mumbo Jumbo is a Hermitcraft/Minecraft streamer, he specializes in contraoptions if I recall corectly.
TXC2: Ok why does our AK have Picatiny rail on it?
azureHaights: @TXC2 To take optics, of course lrrBEEJ
azureHaights: (not a gun's'm'n, I'm guessing AKs don't have picatinnies too often, if ever?)
TXC2: Pictinny rail is a US thing
TXC2: so an AK having it is kinda weird
accountant_bob: hi james
azureHaights: Eh, chalk it up to alternate reality? Maybe the picatinny-equivalent was developed by Brendan "FirearmUnknown" Kalashnikov in Erangel?
accountant_bob: new map ????????
TXC2: sure I guess
jubale1: this isn't dice friends
TXC2: hello Adam
santural: Wooooo adammmm
B1ndas: Hiya Adam!!
accountant_bob: hi adam
Trymantha: Adam :)
TXC2: Dice friends was yesterday
azureHaights: When in doubt, a (wizard/magician/scientist/alien) did it
Anaerin: Is this real life?
chickenace11: or is it a fantasy
wicker_knight: caught in a land slide?
Renekfun: hi adam
accountant_bob: when you stream Adam?
azureHaights: Well, more like an avalanche, on this map
TXC2: no escape from reality
Macheya: Is that a balloon?
chickenace11: open your eyes
Anaerin: Macheya: Parachute.
mistborn83: How long have you and Adam been friends?
azureHaights: They already looked up to the skies, and saw... a crate drop
BloodForTheCorelab: dinosaur!
Dryhad: The nope scope
TheMerricat: Feel better Adam!
TXC2: mistborn83 15 odd years I think
accountant_bob: <message deleted>look up to the sky and see
accountant_bob: <message deleted>i'm just a poor boy
accountant_bob: <message deleted>i need no sympathy
TXC2: nah, see you only get to do one line, else it ruins it
accountant_bob: <message deleted>because i'm easy come easy go little high little low
jolly_flounder: @accountant_bob I need you to know that I'm silently singing along but remember none of the lyrics. I'm relying on you to deliver here
accountant_bob: <message deleted>any way the wind blows dosn't really matter to me
wicker_knight: doesn't really matter, to meeee
accountant_bob: <message deleted>too mee
malc: <instrumental section>
accountant_bob: <message deleted>mama oohhhhooohh didn't mean to make you cry
accountant_bob: <message deleted>if i'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on carry on
perevic: <message deleted>https://www.fortnite-christmas.com/?id=mfHrktoY
accountant_bob: <message deleted>because nothing really matters
TheWarbo: TEETH
jolly_flounder: we all are in our heart Jeej
Lord_Hosk: it was all of chat, but now its just one person, so im gonna have to ask you to stop
wicker_knight: Funko, is this really worse than any ohter time you have looked at chat :P
DoctorOfBeard: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Scy_Anide: Would you prefer a christmas song?
accountant_bob: <message deleted>Galileo Galilean Galileo Figaro
wicker_knight: I also do not know most of the lyrics
TXC2: accountant_bob youve been asked to stop
accountant_bob: <message deleted>Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm no
Werdnae: Ah, the traditional trip to the ammo store
NathanJay_GA: I dont know what bob expected
accountant_bob: about the as much as I got
Lord_Hosk: The Gillie suit isnt as effective on this map I feel
BloodForTheCorelab: wheeee meets expectations! :P
accountant_bob: I can put more songs????
TXC2: no
accountant_bob: just one more?
Lord_Hosk: Try to keep chat on the topic of the stream or streamers conversation more or less
wicker_knight: another reason to quote some song will come up eventually I'm sure. we can hold off for now
TriggerHappy2Pi: I haven't played pubg in like six months. How much has changed?
jolly_flounder: its colder now
accountant_bob: OK i'll try
Lord_Hosk: Some quality of life improvements, more guns and bobbles and a new map
wicker_knight: pubg, where people literally learn muzzle sounds of guns to evaluate how to attack/defend territory
SleepyArt: And the desync has gotten much better on live servers
TheGcsmith: the sound of james clicking is such good asmr while playing Subnautica
TXC2: there are probably some IRL Gun Nerds who can't do that :P
jolly_flounder: I like how James' discord symbol lights up EVERY TIME he does the clacky clacky
RebelliousUno: There is no James in Team
accountant_bob: is subnautica a good game?
Lord_Hosk: Interesting gun sound note, the same gun will sound slightly differently based on its environment.
RebelliousUno: Subnautica is a great game
frozenphoenix7: There are 3 of you, you can actually vote and have it work!
accountant_bob: I should get it
TXC2: Lord_Hosk I mean thats true of any sound no?
RebelliousUno: I feel like it's free on the Epic Launcher atm
TheWarbo: "does the clacky clacky"
frozenphoenix7: It is @RebelliousUno
accountant_bob: it is
TheWarbo: I like it
accountant_bob: is it multipalyer?
accountant_bob: subnautica?
jolly_flounder: @TheWarbo I mean, it is like his own finger dance sound, percussion and such
RebelliousUno: no
accountant_bob: oh
accountant_bob: ok, whatever
Lord_Hosk: True TXC2 im trying to figure out how to describe what im saying and I cant word it
TheGcsmith: @accountant_bob I'm enjoying it, of course I got it for free :D
TheWarbo: @jolly_flounder Who needs a drumline when you have a clackyclackyline?
jolly_flounder: @TheWarbo "The ZZZ", that's who
jolly_flounder: but yes, I agree :D
wicker_knight: I'd imagine different air composition (heat, water content) probably means slightly different resonance of sound
accountant_bob: i know I have no money so it has to be free for me to get it
TheWarbo: otoh if it's a "finger dance" maybe we can sue fingerfortnite when they put it in
azureHaights: "Oh yeah? Name all the mods an M4 can take!"
wicker_knight: sane as how sounds are very different in water vs air
B1ndas: bye ben
Diabore: bye ben!
frozenphoenix7: Bye Ben
jonasjonIV: Ben lrrHEART
TXC2: Lord_Hosk that a gun's Muzzle profile sounds markedly different in various environs, such that it can be mistaken for a different gun
NathanJay_GA: dammit ben!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ben's being creepy... In a very wholesome way!
Unas84: lrrHEART
VTMonster: James gonna et shot
wicker_knight: so when does Ben just BECOME Rigen/Blaise?
accountant_bob: does it take a lot to run?
Dryhad: That was some Matrix level dodging
TXC2: that first shot was centrer of mass
Lord_Hosk: TXC2 yeah, and in this game, each gun has one sound, which its cool that they make the guns not all sound generic pew pew
Lord_Hosk: but not... right
accountant_bob: sunautica could i run it on a laptop?
Lord_Hosk: its weird
wicker_knight: it's a gameplay thing, so that players can do what JoeKim does
TXC2: Lord_Hosk well, it's gameplay over realism, which in my oppion is always the correct choice
Badchop: That guy got shot in the buttcheek. :o
TXC2: But I get how it can cause a dissonance
Diabore: ggs
TragicMtG: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Saintnex: GG
Dryhad: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Alness49: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
B1ndas: Ayyy
NathanJay_GA: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
DoctorOfBeard: lrrCHKN
nkcola: elfunkChunk
GlennSeto: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
NarishmaReborn: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
Badchop: chicken dinnerrrrrrrrrr
xantos69: Impressive sir
Diabore: dont get to use this often Kappa lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
Dix: noice
frozenphoenix7: The spirit of Funko was what gave them the strength.
tyranidd1: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
frozenphoenix7: Without Funko, they truly could not have won.
azureHaights: @Badchop "They shot me in the butt tocks"
accountant_bob: GG
jolly_flounder: all it took was Funko dying early Kappa
Lord_Hosk: Im not saying its the wrong choice ist just... yeah like you say a dissonance I guess. I was trying to describe it without complaining about the game
B1ndas: chicken dinner count!!!
Badchop: lol, indeed, @azureHaights
accountant_bob: F
TXC2: right with that I'm off
accountant_bob: no don't go
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming James and Friends
NarishmaReborn: look at those snow beards
B1ndas: hiya beej
Jeezy56: lrrBEEJ
NathanJay_GA: lrrBEEJ
TXC2: HI beej
Dryhad: lrrBEEJ
Dix: lrrBEEJ
wicker_knight: Beej = Kermit?
jolly_flounder: hi beej
Dix: wooooooooooow
azureHaights: Hi, Old Friend Beej
swgeek04: Yay
wicker_knight: no
B1ndas: yes
manfred909: Later TXc2
NathanJay_GA: no
jolly_flounder: no
Alness49: Cold, Beej, Cold
DrThud666: bits work?
Lord_Hosk: If you win the next game I will give you $1
accountant_bob: BeeJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrWreckage: I'll sub
xantos69: cheer50 Here are some bits for you to win. #charity
NarishmaReborn: 1000 bits if you win this one
nkcola: I'll cheer if you win
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rendelnep: do bits count?
SleepyArt: Only if there is a crossbow kill
Kazman20a: cheer100 for you last win
TheWarbo: Is Beej gonna stream 1 hour of PUBG Puzzlecraft?
DoctorOfBeard: lrrBEEJ
swgeek04: No
nkcola: cheer100 Congrats on the win #charity
accountant_bob: Beeeeeeeej
zombieguy62: what are your favorite things about the new snow map?
Lord_Hosk: Not only did you win but charity won because of #charity good job chat
Alness49: £Charity?
NathanJay_GA: So, hows the Christmas Treej project going?
azureHaights: It's Tic-Tac-Toerity
RebelliousUno: £Charity? That seems wrong
jolly_flounder: yall can have lil snow flakes instead of bit symbols if you want chat
accountant_bob: James do you play Can-lander
manfred909: elfunkHeart rayfkHeart lrrHEART
RebelliousUno: I think YOU need to work on your Dailies
jolly_flounder: edit appearance if you have given charity bits
SleepyArt: I had one that had 'loot a 2x scope'
NarishmaReborn: it's a cool idea but not really fully developed yet
heronblademaster: charity100 I want these bits back if you lose ;) #charity
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RebelliousUno: James what about "Get 4 kills with a throwable"
accountant_bob: sleepyart how did that work
accountant_bob: *Sleepyart
DrThud666: 100 bits to whomever kills james
jolly_flounder: @DrThud666 this isnt customs
wicker_knight: "Don't uninstall us please"
ArcOfTheConclave: @RebelliousUno less stupid
DrThud666: @jolly_flounder i realize that. just kokes
Anaerin: Opposite of the "Go Outside" cheevo for the Stanley Parable.
heronblademaster: cheer100 ok, but I want these ones back if you win #charity
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heronblademaster: I don't actually want any back
Lord_Hosk: Was it James? Did James light you up with a uzi?
NathanJay_GA: is it just me, or is that vehicle assembly building a little close to the launchpad?
Ugmobugmo just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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chickenace11: Hi Beej with the non-mandatory love from the states
wicker_knight: !pubg
LRRbot: Player Two's Desync Gun Party
NathanJay_GA: what would PUBG PQ be?
Brok3nGol3m: I started playing MTG puzzlequest right after the last stream. It's great for the commute
jolly_flounder: !pubg
LRRbot: Shrinking Map Pochinki Scrap
CrazymattCaptain: you have to put together the guns and parts
TriggerHappy2Pi: !findquote pubg
LRRbot: Quote #4359: "Holy shit, I actually killed a dude in PUBG! ...I wonder if I should loot his body?" —Beej [2017-09-15]
VTMonster: Drag Race Dragon Quest?
B1ndas: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendan Grendan's Battle Gendan
Alness49: Enter the Puzzle&Dragon?
Diabore: does it have a horn?
wicker_knight: Hovertractor?
VTMonster: we been skidooin' on the back 40
wicker_knight: motorski?
Unas84 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Unas84 subscribed for 12 months in a row!
Unas84: The whole year, that calls for a celebration with SICK FLIPS!!!
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NarishmaReborn: haha
Dryhad: #SickFlips
jolly_flounder: how does one spell skidoo?
Zebunisher: rude!
Diabore: cause of course it is
NarishmaReborn: well timed sub
TheWarbo: wait what
TheWarbo: wow
NarishmaReborn: perfect
Tantusar: @jolly_flounder yes
B1ndas: red zone trolling james as always
Lord_Hosk just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Lord_Hosk subscribed for 31 months in a row!
Lord_Hosk: Look, I am aware that you're here for an epic tale of intrigue and mystery and adventure and near death and actual death bit in order to get to that(unless you want to skip to chapter 13-- Im not your boss) You're going to have to deal with April May...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lord_Hosk! (Today's storm count: 34)
jolly_flounder: @Tantusar thank you :D
B1ndas: LMAO
Lord_Hosk: Wow... that sub message was an absolutely remarkable thing
Dryhad: Thank you, Beej
TheWarbo: Famous Skidooer James Turner
Angreed66: That would've sucked if the red zone hit james right on the edge.
frozenphoenix7: He's on the road, far from home, he doesn't have to feel alone.
malc: O_o
aerobeing: katesNice
B1ndas: clip it !
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Lord_Hosk Is that a quote from a book or something?
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeFlip
Mag_Chundysquatch: is April May a person and if they were a soldier would they get told to "March, April May!"?
Lord_Hosk: thats going in the highlight reel
GlennSeto: Highlightreel made.
Unas84: Nice try, but nothing beats the original ;)
jolly_flounder: cue james dying tragically
korvys: Dwayne Johnson!?
wicker_knight: @Mag_Chundysquatch only if the XO was Major Major Major-Major
aerobeing: korvys, yes. Just a sudden Dwayne Johnson in Vikendi.
Mag_Chundysquatch: xD
azureHaights: Sheriously
VTMonster: then stop going that way
TehAmelie: "cheeriously" i heard
nkcola: just clipped that crash lol
jolly_flounder: also we're having a good time
Dix: RIP
TheMerricat: charity100 Yay! Bulllets for #charity charlity100
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frozenphoenix7: They'll meet you in the great beyond James
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk
NarishmaReborn: this totally unexpected chain of events
Mag_Chundysquatch: whiskeySad
Angreed66: At least they waited for you to heal.
CrazymattCaptain: you stopped
wicker_knight: lrrEFF
TehAmelie: 100 bullets? that was a good comic book
CrazymattCaptain: moving
fiftymcnasty: Dont split the party!
swgeek04: Ok
swgeek04: Oof
jolly_flounder: oh hi frand @Mag_Chundysquatch
Lord_Hosk: Funko is playing a carry
wicker_knight: !advice
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ritchards: Wait... this isn't Magic!
wicker_knight: it's magical
Brok3nGol3m: lrrCOW lrrCOW
wicker_knight: but not Magic
GlennSeto: Damn...
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
angryoptimist: A good run, though.
manfred909: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
xantos69: Sir....You are a killing machine.
nkcola: elfunkChunk
ritchards: is James still on five minute delay? ;)
angryoptimist: I do love those lrrHAM moments.
jolly_flounder: so many elfunkChunk
Brok3nGol3m: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
TehAmelie: that was a nice shot with the molotov
SleepyArt: What were they doing. I is confused. faxGoodMan
angryoptimist: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
TheMerricat: When did the TERMINATOR join?
CrazymattCaptain: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Diabore: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
manfred909: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
JoeKim: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
jolly_flounder: you should subscribe to funko Kappa
TheElrad: so, seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
jolly_flounder: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
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manfred909: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
DrThud666: cheer100 now james i trust that you will distribute these among your team accordingly
TehAmelie: so close to an "ow, my balls"
Ugmobugmo: cheer500
frozenphoenix7: January 29th. And I need it. I need it now.
aerobeing: What game?
frozenphoenix7: Kingdom Hearts 3 @aerobeing
Trymantha: kingdom hearts 3
aerobeing: You heard it here first, folks. Aliens exist.
Trymantha: i mean no one understands the kingdom hearts story so you cant really spoil it
jolly_flounder: who was disputing this?
MechaKuuga: its usually the fault of the Japanese office heads
frozenphoenix7: There is something about the secret ending(and a few other things) aren't actually on the disk and will be released later, but probably only within the day or 2 after official release.
angryoptimist: I'd hope not primarily because I'm not sure Jordan has *time* to play games outside of streaming.
MechaKuuga: I think it was one 3 round burst
DoctorOfBeard: AHA!
aerobeing: lol
aerobeing: Communication!
Lord_Hosk: everyone just peaced out
TheMerricat: And now we learn Jame's true worth to the team. :-)
angryoptimist: Unless, I guess, he decides not to for a while if they pull that so he can play KH3? Which I wouldn't blame him for--KH is his jam.
jolly_flounder: #blamejeej has been called
frozenphoenix7: I support a JoeKim Kingdom Hearts recap stream
CrazymattCaptain: I think that whole conversation needs a clip and be named "Communication"
fiftymcnasty: No one can know that lore Joe
jolly_flounder: nah I want the Joe Kim beauty stream he promised
Macheya: giggity
angryoptimist: KH lore is quite convoluted.
manfred909: Yes JoeKim beauty tips
Lord_Hosk: Wait... you normally stream with pants on Jeej?
ThingsOnMyStream: 🎜Walking in a Winter Wonderland🎜... 🎜And killing People🎜
aerobeing: Is that truck not driveable?
angryoptimist: I mean, Jordan says "problem", but... I mean, I like how stupid it is.
Blade_Tiger: KH lore is an absolute trainwreck
angryoptimist: It's oddly charming.
wicker_knight: Killing in a winter wonderland
Dryhad: Ye olde scope shoppe
ThingsOnMyStream: James "never no scope" Turner
TheWarbo: I am of the opinion that "canon" is bad and more lore needs to have the same consistency level as mythology.
TehAmelie: the scope scoop
hippitybobbity: welcoms to james gunstore and bulletery! come scope some deals
Dryhad: @TheWarbo I think it strongly depends on the story which approach is better
angryoptimist: KH hearts is the Fanfiction_TXT tweet '"You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" Obama chuckled' as a game series basically--and it's kinda great.
ThingsOnMyStream: attach all the scopes together and see TO THE MOON!
malc: lrrSCOPE
angryoptimist: lrrHERE 's kinda scope-y? I mean, there's an eye.
TehAmelie: throw out all your items except scopes so whoever kills you feels bad for killing someone who had found noting but scopes
Lord_Hosk: Paul... you can already... you know what dont worry about it
TehAmelie: cheating your way to the moral victory
ritchards: Imagine a portal gun in PUBG
chickenace11: Paul is the infinite scope going to be your next invention in a commodore hustle
Dryhad: It's James's superpower
TheWarbo: James makes a good point
Anaerin: ritchards: This was a triumph.
DoctorOfBeard: he just did in fact
fiftymcnasty: Narrator: And then James died.
ThingsOnMyStream: James doesn't have to worry about spreading out. He can see everyone easily!
Angreed66: You spread out to triangulate gunfire.
TehAmelie: i've often thought about Pubg with various more interesting weapons in it
angryoptimist: @Anaerin I'm making a note here: huge success.
TheElrad: Funko is tired because of having to carry James
frozenphoenix7: Izzet Drakes is good, though its GB match up is worse than the Izzet Phoenix build.
TehAmelie: "one" portal gun per map would be funny
juju10039: dissgodCringe
jolly_flounder: @TheElrad also because 6am probably :D
nkcola: I feel like mono red burn would ruin golgari mid
oKingsWild: golgari zombie tribal is where its at. and when allegiance drops abzan tokens.
dr0ne00000: @ThingsOnMyStream if they get all the scopes and put them back to back won't they end up seeing back int time?
frozenphoenix7: It does not @nkcola
angryoptimist: @TehAmelie Hmm, what, portal gun?
azureHaights: Vehicle?
ThingsOnMyStream: dr0ne00000 enough scopes and you see your own death
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frozenphoenix7: If they have an anaemic draw, yes, but Wildgrowth Walker alone from GB does so much to invalidate what the Mono Red deck can be doing.
dr0ne00000: @ThingsOnMyStream whoa
ixamxbatm4n: Shoot
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Seabats your glowing disposition
angryoptimist: I can't wait until James reads that out. Adam is the best.
nkcola: Is that the 3heal/explore?
chickenace11: How many scopes are needed to see my own death?
frozenphoenix7: Yes @nkcola
nkcola: yeah, that thing is bonkers
Seabats: ok ty
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: awww <3 james
angryoptimist: Wow, that was some nice feels.
TehAmelie: it's a known fact that death travels at the speed of light, and with enough scopes you can see further than light has traveled since you began looking. it checks out
angryoptimist: lrrHEART this moment.
frozenphoenix7: Even after 1 Explore trigger it's bigger than all the burn that Mono Red generally has bar Lava Coil. Let alone if you get 2 or more triggers.
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TehAmelie: with enough scopes, you can see further than light has traveled in the 14 billion years since big bang!
TehAmelie: (not really)
ThingsOnMyStream: why is no one wearing shoes! It's snowing!
incredulouspasserby: Dang @tehamelie I believed you for a second
frozenphoenix7: @ThingsOnMyStream The cold builds character.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie but the light is still travelling to the scopes...
frozenphoenix7: But James you ARE a youtuber!
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie I mean, all you need is a little ESP :P
angryoptimist: Well, that explains a lot, James. Kappa
Angreed66: Because Pubg players don't groan from ice/rocks on the feet.
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Zanaide: I wear flip-flops irl all winter. Fite me! Keepo
wicker_knight: As Cam has mentioned before, PUBG is a population control mechanism for the genetically enhanced superhumans being bred on Erangel
wicker_knight: dead people don't need shoes
angryoptimist: It'd be interesting to see a game like this actually penalize you for improper footwear on terrain.
Angreed66: They are superhuman beings capable of running as fast as a bear.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @wicker_knight All of whom exhibit... The Bulge"
chickenace11: I wear shorts and everybody asks if i'm cold. If I was cold i would wear pants
jolly_flounder: @Zanaide I would but it would be too unfair, All I'd need would be a bucket of water on a day below freezing.
wicker_knight: @chickenace11 Ben mentioned a situation in LA that perfectly sums this up for me. Someone walked up to him and said, "you must be canadian, that's the only reason I can think of you'd be wearing a plaid short-sleeve shirt in this weather"
wicker_knight: granted, it was LA, so it was probably like 60* F
angryoptimist: @wicker_knight That's a remarkably funny thing to have happen to you.
angryoptimist: Ben has seen seen some wild situations.
angryoptimist: Like that one time he came in during a stream and recounted the person who stole stuff from a pharmacy while making a John Cena reference.
jolly_flounder: we should tell James to move the overlay in the top right corner down a bit again for this show
Angreed66: @wicker_knight remember Moonbase residents complain at anything above 80*F
Seabats: classic nightbook
angryoptimist: California--and LA in particular--is a weird place.
Gallium71: James 'Brave Sir Robin' Turner
frozenphoenix7: The assassination of the hero Funko by the coward James Turner.
oKingsWild: whatever happened to no man left behind?
azureHaights: Sir James Not-Appearing-In-This-Killfeed
BloodForTheCorelab: i mean their stories will live on in the yt replay
nick_tamer_readinfrench: ruuuun to the hills
wicker_knight: @Angreed66 yeah. It does go the other way too though. my current boss came up from LA one summer day (I live in NorCal) and - in mid-90* F degree weather - consistently wore a windbreaker over a long-sleeve shirt
nick_tamer_readinfrench: ruuun for your liiiiife
angryoptimist: It's not like isn't the case that just north a bit or a few states over a LA resident can experience something like actual cold and people who aren't particularly fazed by it.
wicker_knight: @angryoptimist yeah, but that's not California, so it doesn't count Kappa
acuilador: I’m originally from LA and I wear dockers, no matter the temp outside.
Lord_Hosk: Why are you shitting in that house?
Angreed66: @wicker_knight To be fair I wear a sweatshirt for pokets in 100+8F weather
nick_tamer_readinfrench: White man came across the sea He brought us pain and misery He killed our tribes killed our creed He took our game for his own need
frozenphoenix7: I mean, if the toilet is in the house, you're technically still shitting in the house.
angryoptimist: @wicker_knight At the same time, in Las Vegas, nobody seems to have any idea how to behave when it rains.
RayFK: rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk
wicker_knight: @Angreed66 I salute you and your ability to not boil in such weather
dr0ne00000: lol James Lone Survivor - should roll down some mountains
Seabats: is this what this stream is usually like
angryoptimist: It's like, "oh, it's raining" TIME TO DRIVE TWICE AS FAST?!
Seabats: ResidentSleeper
chickenace11: yes adam
jolly_flounder: james can you move the overlay out of the way top right?
frozenphoenix7: @Seabats No, there's generally a lot more of James dying.
CrazymattCaptain: rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk
korvys: 12th
wicker_knight: @angryoptimist heck, here in Silicon Valley nobody knows how to handle rain :P
wicker_knight: what's wrong?
dr0ne00000: fix your zero
matchew_12: Bet ur gonna get up to 2
blip2004: time to setup camp then
Zanzabar_: isnt that so people cant line up the shot and peak fire?
Lord_Hosk: James, if you win this game, I will give you $5
wicker_knight: lrrHERE
Seabats: wow funko went full dad voice wtf
angryoptimist: rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk
CrazymattCaptain: James runs bathroom to bathroom
forcorus1: is this on the test server?
angryoptimist: Gotta live that tub life in situations like these.
El_Funko: @Seabats I raise my murder sons right
fireguy8124: your mlm loving it from you side to your eye you need to adjust like you would in real life
Macheya: Why do you keep complaining about PUBG having stupid bugs and problems? That seems like shouting at lightning.
matchew_12: I’ll give u nothing if u win
wicker_knight: he's an official lightning partner, that ought to mean something Kappa
7gorobei: james lives his life one bathroom at a time
Lord_Hosk: Also, why would you be aiming at the exact same spot shooting form the hip as you would when you raise your gun up to your shoulder and look down the scope, those are different aim points
incredulouspasserby: I would give you all my bits if you win, but you have a minimum :P
angryoptimist: #videogames, Lord_Hosk
matchew_12: That’s ur mom
Brok3nGol3m: top 10!
SlyTQ: i feel like i’m still watching black mirror
jolly_flounder: HI TQ
angryoptimist: Hi TQ.
dr0ne00000: @SlyTQ lol
nkcola: slytqHi
solahwin_tampramain: TQ katesWave
frozenphoenix7: 8 Brave Souls step into the arena. And 1 coward.
korvys: ^
thebeastrocco: <message deleted>H
fiftymcnasty: A soul still burns
korvys: Does killing yourself with the molotov count towards your daily?
wicker_knight: @SlyTQ Can't blink, PIG is on the way. Can't blink, PIG is on the way. The house antenna is sick. The house antenna is sick. stone. stone. stone
thebeastrocco: <message deleted>Fuck you bitch
angryoptimist: I'm doing pretty well to be up this late--pretty soon, I'll be getting up during the day regularly again.
CrazymattCaptain: let them all move and you move last
angryoptimist: lrrHEART mods.
angryoptimist: Didn't even read whatever it was.
ritchards: James is outside the circle, right?
heronblademaster: yeah
nick_tamer_readinfrench: why doesnt that mirror to his right work?
Lord_Hosk: TQ you missed it earlier, Funko was gushing over your Emote
Brok3nGol3m: i'm just waiting for a moly to come through the window katesScared
nick_tamer_readinfrench: james is a vampire
procedurallygeneratedname: You win. I think you win. Because even if you don’t, who is going to tell the glorious story of blowing the crap out of someone on a toilet?
wicker_knight: James is Boo Radley
Mysticman89: mirrors are highly technically demanding peoples of technology.
SlyTQ: @lor
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk
SlyTQ: whoops ipads
JoeKim: hi TQ!
Despoiler98: slytqShock
SlyTQ: @lord_hosk what?
nick_tamer_readinfrench: seriously, mirror to his right
VTMonster: yay, opened a sacred foundry in Arena
nick_tamer_readinfrench: james is a vampire
angryoptimist: elfunkChunk I didn't know this was one of yours, TQ.
angryoptimist: You do font design, too?
ritchards: *plays Mission Impossible theme*
Despoiler98: saw that coming
VTMonster: @nick_tamer_readinfrench the world is a vampire
SlyTQ: oooh, yeah I made all Funko’s emotes
Lord_Hosk: Funko was extremely complimentary of your sick chunk emote
jolly_flounder: elfunkChunk elfunkHeart
fiftymcnasty: elfunkChunk
oKingsWild: survived by hiding
oKingsWild: executed gor cowardice
SlyTQ: sitting in the living room bored is how its going
wicker_knight: discretion is the lesser part of valor
SlyTQ: its windy and rainy AF
wicker_knight: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendon Grendon's Tendon Distendin'
Unas84: yeah, twitter messages specifcally says Live servers. but yeah, who knows..
angryoptimist: I thought font design was a pretty specialist thing... I guess you've gotta be kind of a renaissance lady as an artist. Pretty neat.
TehAmelie: let's play Pubg the way Playerunknown intended it
Qman60: Me n another guy were drifting around the last circle in cars and ended the match 1 and 2. Gun skill be damned
Unas84: Also, see you in about 15 mins?
dr0ne00000: ninja
drfox17: wait, there's a ...one more? today!?
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ have you ever tried Fried rice made out of cauliflower? Surpisingly good >.> Ohai TQ :D
drfox17: ooooh, my condolences
Seabats: scrubbing out is harsh. You failed miserably.
rogerivany: Kenji just logged out
wicker_knight: @Seabats is helping
jolly_flounder: find out who the best golgari player is...
dr0ne00000: @Seabats that should have been a DD quote
angryoptimist: katesSass
deucefos9: How do you get on the winter map??
angryoptimist: @dr0ne00000 ...or was it just a trick of the light?!?!
Seabats: yeah I'm helping :)
Evochron13: custom game duesfos9
deucefos9: Oh ok thanks
drfox17: punch party?
Tantusar: People playing for money played strong games. More news at 11.
wicker_knight: don't think they're playing custom games. I believe this is Test Server
dr0ne00000: Mortal Kombat?
Despoiler98: Why a gun I thought this was One Punch MAn
angryoptimist: If watching PUBG has taught me anything, don't bring anything other than guns to a gun fight. Unless it's grenades.
SlyTQ: This is the test server, friend squad
ritchards: Let Them Fight!
wicker_knight: probably good advice tbh, @angryoptimist
drfox17: fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
ritchards: Klappa
angryoptimist: Right, PUBG murder-on-ice is on test server for now.
Anubis169: heya Seabats lrrAWESOME
Tantusar: No guns, no fun. Such is PUBG.
angryoptimist: Hi Anubis169
drfox17: !pubg
LRRbot: Bluehole's Bridge Troll Screw Bowl
SlyTQ: careful, Funko trade marked murders on ice
Anubis169: yo manLOVE
Despoiler98: good practice good practice
angryoptimist: Into the memory hole.
DoctorOfBeard: what round?
Evochron13: rofl get funkoed?
angryoptimist: !pubg
LRRbot: Unknown Soldier's Territory Exclusion Race
Tantusar: Strictly Ballroom... On Ice.
jolly_flounder: vodka on ice?
angryoptimist: They've polished the UI considerably.
Alness49: And if it's not a win.... uh, One More?
rawwr1324: hi
jolly_flounder: I'm falling asleep. I need to go to bed! See ya chat and good murder bois! lrrHEART elfunkChunk elfunkHeart
wicker_knight: oh nice
angryoptimist: G'night jolly_flounder!
pencilsnake: adios jolly
angryoptimist: We will witness all the murders in your honor.
bryndenn_: 100hrs on pubg but still i cant control recoil, any advice?
drfox17: Lean into the weight of the firearm?
killeraka45: bry, up vertical sens and go train in training room.
killeraka45: just pull down
ritchards: *Jaws theme*
pencilsnake: I still love and always will love that LRR is a "team" on Twitch :D
Despoiler98: PAN!
bryndenn_: Low sensitivity?
Despoiler98: Get em PAN
killeraka45: Naw
killeraka45: Make a high sen for vertical
drfox17: tugger nuts on ice?
NarishmaReborn: wow
angryoptimist: I like the Vladof slogan for advice here: you don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot mroe bullets.
Alness49: Urrrm, stream snipe?
angryoptimist: *more
ritchards: Tugger Nuts and the Snow Job
bryndenn_: Oh okay, how big your mouse pad im looking for new mousepad
mercano82: Tugger Nuts Services his Rifle
Phailhammer: Tugger Nuts and the Directed Discharge
pencilsnake: that was quick
brian99ambrose: Hey
bryndenn_: My current mousepad is too small i guess
ritchards: one more?
azureHaights: Tugger Nuts Shoots His Load
frozenphoenix7: I guess you can do....One More?
dr0ne00000: @bryndenn_ track ball
procedurallygeneratedname: RNGsus has betrayed you.
angryoptimist: For all we know, they've already recorded a Qwerpline where they say that, azureHaights
angryoptimist: You may be accidentally clairvoyant.
SlyTQ: y’all i miss my video games
pencilsnake: Milnar
SlyTQ: i need like a pc care package
ritchards: "hopefully not die" hope big, James, hope big
Schatten88: slytqHeart
angryoptimist: I haven't been awake for stream times--have you not been able to video a game, SlyTQ?
SlyTQ: there have been no streams from me
JoeKim: TQ is in Seattle and doesn't have a computer right now
SlyTQ: i’m in seattle
dr0ne00000: @SlyTQ Beej brought up the PUBG puzzle quest, sounds legit
drfox17: what would be in a PC care package? compressed air?
angryoptimist: Ah, I see.
abaoa_qu: I'm looking forward to qwerpline, but I'm also looking forward to the 2017 autumnal rumble, so...
azureHaights: @angryoptimist Technically that could be true of any of our titles
SlyTQ: buuut we do decorate our tree tonight
VTMonster: some Ass-Mur
angryoptimist: @azureHaights True.
SlyTQ: which means, TARGET SHOPPING
pencilsnake: @SlyTQ HELL YEAH
drfox17: i just completed my target shopping
cu__mminghard4u: Yea
angryoptimist: Tree decoration is the most fun aspect of the holiday, IMO.
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ have you put up anything more about going to Gamers for Giving?
angryoptimist: I kinda just like having an excuse to put a fake or real tree inside a house and put lights and ornaments all over it.
procedurallygeneratedname: I’ve been target shopping recently. Got myself two paper targets, a human analogue, and a dartboard.
xagafinelle: @SlyTQ could you use the office? There are machines about...
Brok3nGol3m: what a fan!
SlyTQ: @despoiler98 not yet, i’m waiting for registration to open in january
SlyTQ: @x
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ Ok, cause that's in my neck of the woods :P
xagafinelle: :-P
Fableist: considering tugger nuts is a lrr reference its probably someone trying to mess with you
angryoptimist: Mobile and tablet typing can be a challenge. slytqHeart
SlyTQ: @xagafinelle not really, they are sorta set for use BUT tomorrow I take over my friends apartment to watch the cat and I can stream and game there
ritchards: TQ, just barge into the Moonbase and take over their computers ;)
xagafinelle: sounds good. I can offer you my office if you wanted it, I have a streaming machine seperate from my desktop...which was pretty much built for gaming
angryoptimist: I think I make more typos on a keyboard, though--and, funnily enough, many phone-like ones.
darkomnipotentt: N
angryoptimist: Where I substitute words like a gesture keyboard would.
angryoptimist: It's odd.
SlyTQ: but... i’m in seattle..
SlyTQ: not victoria
Dryhad: I hate how the reload animations leaves spent magazines behind like that and you think you can pick them up
SlyTQ: i live in Victoria lol
procedurallygeneratedname: There’s a ferry!
xagafinelle: well, just let me know if you need it :)
Fableist: just travel back to vic for the day and kick lrr out of their office instead of going home
angryoptimist: Q: Dryhad are the spent magazines visible /persistent to other players?
angryoptimist: If so, that'd be pretty cool.
Dryhad: I don't think so, I don't believe I've ever seen one that I didn't drop
RayFK: All of these suggestions are bad
drfox17: nooooo tugger nutts
xagafinelle: @RayFK ?
Dryhad: Tugger Nutts Gets Thirsted
wicker_knight: @RayFK true, but what was the context?
RayFK: xagafinelle the going to the moonbase...
ritchards: clearly she should go to Card Kingdom then?
xagafinelle: @RayFK oh, I missed that, I was suggesting going to work with her fiance, where my streaming setup is sitting unused :-P
SlyTQ: Jordan did offer his PC as well, but scheduling is awkward
xagafinelle: I totally understand :) no worries
SlyTQ: @x
SlyTQ: fuck
angryoptimist: @ritchards It is, after all, a kingdom of cards. Kappa
RayFK: @xagafinelle Oh no no no, yours seemed the most reasonable :P
wicker_knight: clearly the solution is to build a stable, ipad-runnable version of PUBG, backdoor it into the Bluehole servers, then play using that :P
xagafinelle: I figured there's some potential synergy there...also...my machine should have more games played on it...
SlyTQ: i legitwas lilke is mobile cores compatible yet limo
angryoptimist: Isn't there already an iOS PUBG?
wicker_knight: there's pubg mobile, but it's not cross-platform afaik
Welbog: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
angryoptimist: It would be hilariously unfair to mobile users if it was.
SlyTQ: i just wanna go buy dumb shit at target
angryoptimist: That's a pretty natural impulse.
xagafinelle: @SlyTQ absolutely!
wicker_knight: @SlyTQ <whispering> owl-print rubberized placemats <whispering>
drfox17: clearly TQ needs to perform some kind of dark ritual so she can have a quick protal to her home on the island
angryoptimist: Just drop a scroll of town portal. Kappa
wicker_knight: I'm sure Abu Nihar could work something up
angryoptimist: If you don't have any, just beat up some imps or zombies--they'll usually drop one eventually. Kappa
drfox17: that's a good point, the ritual doesn't HAVE to be dark, it could be bright
angryoptimist: Better if it's dark--don't want to damage your eyesight.
angryoptimist: F
TheAinMAP: katesRip
drfox17: i just noticed funko's handle
drfox17: that's pretty good
pencilsnake: yup
BeastyBrit_TV: are the servers down on the vanilla version of pubg cos when I try to got on it's says servers are busy come back later
2rrr_mirror_breaker: well, this is almost as good as winning 3k at magic Kappa
BeastyBrit_TV: I just connected to the test servers now
angryoptimist: Wait... "getFunkoed"?
drfox17: ooooh!
drfox17: that was trymantha and unas!
TheAinMAP: elfunkChunk
procedurallygeneratedname: That’s not how a drive-by usually works....
nkcola: elfunkChunk
angryoptimist: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
azureHaights: @angryoptimist It's short for "Get Funko Education". lrrBEEJ
Trymantha: we wanted to deliver some loot :P
Unas84: did any of you hear our (mating) call of "customs? customs? customs?"
rawwr1324: hello
Unas84: yeah, last time
Trymantha: cool cool we will stop :P
Unas84: we were looking to actually drop it and scoot off, but you didn't let us :P
angryoptimist: @azureHaights I've not been able to clearly see text on streams for a while due to my connection forcing me onto low bandwidth + distance from screen... how long ago did Funko get a name change in PUBG?
Unas84: katesWave
tyranidd1: YO
fiftymcnasty: I do
Trymantha: me please
Fugi: hi
BeastyBrit_TV: me
nkcola: I would
Diabore: i wouldnt be opposed
korvys: What is a survival pass?
procedurallygeneratedname: What is a survival pass?
El_Funko: I don't even know
Diabore: buttslol
DrThud666: me please
El_Funko: Something
Unas84: I don't even know
Fugi: james is the best
B4rberblacksheep: something
HondoTrigger: something in chat
tyranidd1: i dont even know
Fugi: something
VTMonster: I want cookies
SlyTQ: i missed it
RayFK: N U T
fiftymcnasty: Something in chat
Trymantha: lol
WonderfulGlory: I don't even know
MiranFurze: that seems nice
bduggs97: something
stevestein: ^^^ give it to this person
HolyFroq: something :D
Angnor33: I don't even know.
FenrirGG: something
brainbosh: I dbt know?
dr0ne00000: I don't even know
nkcola: something in chat
nick_tamer_readinfrench: not me
Angnor33: something
Badchop: Hi, James!
Dryhad: something
frozenphoenix7: Adam is such a better PUBG player than james
DrThud666: i dont even know
Diabore: but buttslol james, your brand
malc: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
azureHaights: @angryoptimist No idea, I think I've seen one other "getfunkoed" stream
Fugi: WHAT
procedurallygeneratedname: I don’t even know....
MiranFurze: somthing
SlyTQ: james
SlyTQ: gdi
Trymantha: RIP
Khalahd: something in chat!
brainbosh: The something in chat. P
nkcola: Lol James
Fugi: I should have turned on emote only
Fugi: I'm a fool
angryoptimist: Hahahah katesLol
BeastyBrit_TV: pls could I have I will sub to you @loadingreadyrun
Unas84: gratz fifty
SlyTQ: i’m on mobile delay
Trymantha: Grats FIfty
SlyTQ: i’m just like them
TragicMtG: gratz! lrrHORN
fiftymcnasty: yay!
SlyTQ: joe JUST said the thing bout me
SlyTQ: that’s my dealer
SlyTQ: delay*
drfox17: oh dear
Zanaide: Grats Fifty! <3
stevestein: @SlyTQ Nice save, but we all know Joe is your dealer now.
Brok3nGol3m: doogLaugh
procedurallygeneratedname: Welcome to life as Swiss cheese.
Unas84: it is a silly place
Unas84: but a nice one too
drfox17: !pubg
LRRbot: Nameless Guy's Cookware Dustup
LoadingReadyRun: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
kozguy: Oh poop. Didn’t see this was happening! How much later are you planning on going?
fiftymcnasty: Wait how do I get the code?
angryoptimist: I was hanging out there today, better part of the early morning/night. Good place, as always.
kozguy: Oh got it. Thanks @james
fiftymcnasty: Oh must not see it in app, ill check on chrome
angryoptimist: @fiftymcnasty That should probably be in your Twitch DMs.
kozguy: You’re the best!
stevestein: You can send the code to me and I'll make sure fifty gets it, promise ;)
abaoa_qu: Many active communities there! Check out the ffxiv one if you play
drfox17: there's one just about food
angryoptimist: Also, #warframe is quite nice.
acuilador: @abaoa_qu I do, but my FC is on excalibur, so...
procedurallygeneratedname: No pizza for you!
dr0ne00000: maybe one slice?
kozguy: Nice Santa beard
abaoa_qu: We have a cross world linkshell!
wicker_knight: ooh, battlechores
HolyFroq: is the wintermap already live on normal server or just test server?
angryoptimist: This is the test server.
HolyFroq: gotcha, thanks!
t95tankdestroyer: hello
angryoptimist: lrrWOW
kozguy: benginDab benginDab
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:39 from now).
abaoa_qu: You don't have to join the LRR FC to hang out.
angryoptimist: Hello a Cori!
Brok3nGol3m: Hi Cori!
drfox17: cori!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: what were we playing in the magic tournament
nkcola: Hi Cori!
Diabore: we're going till they win again
drfox17: Hodor!
wicker_knight: @2rrr_mirror_breaker Boros
Diabore: !pubg
LRRbot: Bluehole Group's Gameplay Loop
brainbosh: I played that game a lot in college!
thirsty_kitteh: Cori! Hodor! lunarj1Heart
chickenace11: Hello Hodor
Brok3nGol3m: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
mtvcdm: Hi Cori, hi Heather
malc: LOL
TheAinMAP: lunarj1Heart
angryoptimist: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
stevestein: Bye Cordor!
acuilador: Welcome to the Highlight Reel
GlennSeto: James doesn't get out much, huh? Kappa
Fruan: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
azureHaights: Father Greene's Winter Wonderland
mtvcdm: !clip
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t95tankdestroyer: hello
angryoptimist: Hi t95tankdestroyer
HondoTrigger: charity100 more cori and heather on "one more" and less james please #charity
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bumistreams: Can’t wait for this map to come to mobile
Diabore: i was 6 when 2000 came around
chickenace11: you were always an adult we've seen that Friday nights bit
dr0ne00000: wow loads of drops
wicker_knight: he was a kid there, he just already had a beard
acuilador: Prince Class. Class of 1999
coelopteryx: i think everyone who graduated in '07 had their class go like "heheheh 007 we're SECRET AGENTS"
zinnyinn: Funky graduated the year I was born
drfox17: like a james in a cage
azureHaights: Despite all my rage, I am still just a James in a Cage
zinnyinn: *Funko
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
ritchards: MacDaddy Make You JUMP JUMP
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
drfox17: klobbering time?
ritchards: DaddyMac Make You JUMP JUMP
SlyTQ: that wasn’t so bad you big baby
angryoptimist: Less damage than i expected from that jump.
wolfman223_556: so has died
wolfman223_556: yet
angryoptimist: So, I've only seen a bit of Kate's gameplay on this map.
angryoptimist: This is pretty neat--I like this space, here.
wolfman223_556: two dead know three
dr0ne00000: James run
Brok3nGol3m: time to find a frag
angryoptimist: Gotem!
angryoptimist: F
azureHaights: Winnie'd!
Brok3nGol3m: Hi @angryoptimist !
Scy_Anide: Hey you got a win, at very high velocity, twice.
angryoptimist: Hey Brok3nGol3m
t95tankdestroyer: just followed
theonlyangelx: funko gets the elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
theonlyangelx: yo
Alness49: One more good game, so 12 hour stream?
acuilador: That feeling when you realize that all the streamers you watch are younger than you.
angryoptimist: Oof, might not make it that late.
theonlyangelx: theyre all older than me @acuilador :P
SleepyArt: Dobra Mesto is my city!
SleepyArt: It has a real nice marketplace
acuilador: lrrAWW lrrAWW
acuilador: @theonlyangelx That is a less recent realization. I mean, I felt old at work when I said "Are they truely, truely outrageous" and everyone looked at me like I was an alien.
TheMoatman: Dear god why is this a 15 gig update
SleepyArt: OOF
GlennSeto: XD
Brok3nGol3m: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Dryhad: "What the fuck off"?
GlennSeto: we got a live one!
ninja_theory_ashrams: James out
Diabore: @TheMoatman vekindi thats why
acuilador: But I was going to make a joke where I asked everone younger than me to leave the room, but then I realized that all the streamers would have to go to...
theonlyangelx: mood
margieargie: Okay I'm absolutely stealing "what the fuck off" :p
Diabore: props to that dude
angryoptimist: I somehow missed Jem and the Holograms and mostly learned about it because one submitter to the community AMVHell compilations always submitted Jem submissions as kind of a meme, acuilador.
Dryhad: Pretty sure there's a clip of Kate doing it, James
DoctorOfBeard: pubg was a mistake
GlennSeto: Kate and Joe definitely did it before.
TheMoatman: @Diabore that's almost as much as the whole rest of the game
phorrestgaze: tonight we answer the question "one more?" with a no then?
theonlyangelx: pubg is ragrets
angryoptimist: Sometimes you shoot the bullet, sometimes you receive the bullet.
theonlyangelx: <applying meme> pLaY fOrKkNiFe <end of meme>
Scy_Anide: That was a popcorn grenade apparently
angryoptimist: ^ this is a product which should exist
kumatsu: rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk
drfox17: not using compensator?
Dryhad: @drfox17 Tommy doesn't take it
drfox17: ooooh
Dryhad: Only suppressor
drfox17: that's weird, because the real thompson had a compensator on some models
angryoptimist: A wild Graham appeared?
ghostshot108: awesome
ninja_theory_ashrams: A Shirted wandering Graham
Scy_Anide: Watch our James! There's someone right behind you!
dr0ne00000: were those impassable cardboard boxes?
toomanybears: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:25 from now).
IgnisDeus: a wild lurking graham
david69free: hiii
GlennSeto: Oh, I remember that Loading Time...
GlennSeto: That was a LOT of store credit.
MarsIsDead: Yeah there was Loading Time about that
ninja_theory_ashrams: PUBg classic
david69free: hi
GlennSeto: The BEST Madden.
GVTZ: holy shit, that fps
aggravated_cat: ummmmm
BloodForTheCorelab: what about like.... the other 2 maps?
Diabore: 50 players lets go!
angryoptimist: @GlennSeto Oh, was that a very recent Loading Time?
GVTZ: what is it? it looks low
GlennSeto: @angryoptimist No, years ago, before they moved into Mk4
angryoptimist: Ah, I see.
Dyketacular: Did jordan say he wanted to shoot god in the butt?
kumatsu: Put Segways in PUBG, you cowards
SlyTQ: okay boys i’m going to groceries before it gets too dark out, get elfunkChunk ‘s
TheMoatman: Tony Hawk's Underground Battle Royale
EuropaEquation: I'd like to see them make the buildings feel a little less like props and more like buildings
GlennSeto: @angryoptimist To get rid of clutter before the move.
frozenphoenix7: bye TQ
acuilador: @GlennSeto I thought it was part of the loading time for the move to Mk5?
angryoptimist: @Dyketacular I mean, that sounds like something he'd say.
Phosphatide: Matt Hoffman’s Battle Royale
Diabore: how do you get the ping in the middle left?
Dyketacular: @angryoptimist true. Lol I just turned volume back on and that's all I heard. it's now my headcanon
Dryhad: To slip the surly bonds of gravity, reach out, and shoot the butt of God
acuilador: Cause my mental image of it is that thewy were sitting in Mk4 Friend zone asking for guesses
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun how do you get the ping to show up in the game?
angryoptimist: The packrat in me recoils in horror at the thought of selling old games, honestly.
VTMonster: Joe-rdan
Dryhad: James is going to get killed
angryoptimist: If we say that enough, he might live out of spite.
EuropaEquation: @Diabore network debug statistics under gameplay in the settings
Dryhad: That went about as well as could be expected
drfox17: He won't survive to the top 10. I'm rooting for him
Diabore: @EuropaEquation ty
itsagentb: sir Robbin!!
Dryhad: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned away and fled
angryoptimist: Brave, brave Sir Turner.
Dryhad: Car, plz
ContingentCat: Brave Sir James he ran away
azureHaights: Behold the tale of Turner Todd / He's getting shot at, oh my god
dr0ne00000: He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp.
malc: wheee
Dryhad: Like a glove
RedGriffin42: Now that is parking
angryoptimist: Sick driving skills.
azureHaights: Jordan's keeping the sidecar? RIP in advance
Diabore: that gun is a little obnoxious
Sariel: is the snow map live?
max_peni: :)
Diabore: @Sariel not yet, but the update is live
angryoptimist: Not yet, Sariel
TheMoatman: Eight hours?
max_peni: Is it goes back live server after 8 hours...?
EuropaEquation: yes
angryoptimist: If wonder if it takes them that long to deploy it or if they have some other reason.
reverse_vyro: Gday
reverse_vyro: Hi
butters1_23: yo pubg says server busy for me anyone know why?
frozenphoenix7: The main servers are down for an update @butters1_23
frozenphoenix7: They're currently playing on the Test Server, which is still up.
grantmacke: Hi how are u
hipeople22341: Hi
shurtal: Grahameron
B4rberblacksheep: Watchdogs 1 or 2?
reverse_vyro: Hi
grantmacke: Any wins today
underhill33: Sleeping Dogs is so rad
B4rberblacksheep: snoozy puppers
drfox17: isn't sleeping dogs basically a chow yun fat movie?
Fableist: dang. kinda wish they were playing watchdogs 2 much better game
shurtal: Effin' Dog Eyes, such a scumbag
drfox17: hong kong crime action?
grantmacke: You should play gta
Scy_Anide: Comparing WD1 to 2 would actually be pretty great
ritchards: you know you live in a fun area when you can't immediately if gunshots are in the game or not
CRUZERO2: fun?
angryoptimist: I had to look it up, because I somehow forgot.
angryoptimist: Watchdogs was the "iconic hat" game.
angryoptimist: IIRC, it got the GPLP treatment?
ritchards: I don't think so
Juliamon: Either GPLP or House of Stark
reverse_vyro: Hi
kozguy: Time to hide in a bath tub?
CRUZERO2: i have to constanyly avoid gunshots its not "fun"
drfox17: I liked the watchdogs' protagonsit's look, it was very non-descript, which worked for someone trying to lay low
drfox17: it did not work for someone who wanted to shoot up half of chicago
kozguy: I vote pick off people as they go to the drop.
kozguy: It’s called a loot investment
angryoptimist: @ritchards Ah, yep, googling it turned up Youtube vods of GPLP of the first Watchdogs.
TheWooglie: Is James playing the others or solo?
angryoptimist: I think I watched a few of those live. I recall a certain amount of shenanigans.
kozguy: Wait, what happened to the people that were on the beach back here
angryoptimist: @TheWooglie James is in a squad.
ritchards: Do not remember that GPLP... well, guess I have something to go watch then!
SlyTQ: I have returned with a food
ivorY_csgo: hello
ivorY_csgo: is this test server?
angryoptimist: wb with a food.
drfox17: @SlyTQ What kind of food?
ritchards: Damn... now I just watch to watch all the old GPLPs...
drfox17: yes test server
SlyTQ: gluten free mac and chees with broccoli
drfox17: sounds tasty
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Dryhad: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
TheWooglie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
I_Am_Clockwork: winner winner chicken dinner
drfox17: wooooow, my curse is broken
angryoptimist: You know, next time LRR does a Q&A segment and Beej is on it, I'll ask how he feels about being a meme.
underhill33: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
stevestein: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN !!
nkcola: elfunkChunk GGWP
xantos69: cheer50 Clean win #charity
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angryoptimist: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
wicker_knight: I would call that a puppeteer run
Brok3nGol3m: lrrCHKN fluckCarry katesChicken
MAPBoardgames: katesHeart katesHeart
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (54m from now).
Starkiller8965: coxChicken coxChicken coxChicken
wicker_knight: your servants did the killing for you
B4rberblacksheep: We don't talk about what happened in the middle
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
RayFK: twitch.tv/RayFK
ContingentCat: !next
JoeKim: twitter.com/mylifeasjoekim
LinaBanina: aw man, i just got back.
KodeMage: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (53m from now).
frozenphoenix7: Funko, the king of Ice Murders. RayFK, the intrepid anime bullshit adventurer. JoeKim, the Kingdom Hearts Historian of Legend.
ritchards: !next
Phailhammer: cya :)
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
drfox17: orly
frozenphoenix7: Why is that bad advice?
Brok3nGol3m: it's so good!
El_Funko: Thanos Draft?
MarsIsDead: did they win? I got a phone call
mastershake29x: theros draft block sounds amazing
Juliamon: Theros you say...
mastershake29x: @MarsIsDead they did
El_Funko: @MarsIsDead We did!
MarsIsDead: sweet!!!
Brok3nGol3m: @MarsIsDead lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
Simonark: You'll win in a snap?
korvys: !findquote Christmas
LRRbot: Quote #5618: "Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma." —Cameron [2018-12-17]
NarishmaReborn: thanos draft would be no good, you only get half the cards you need
stevestein: Boxing Day Sale!
Brok3nGol3m: TY!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: El_Funko: When Thanos enters the battlefield, set half the card on the table on fire. lrrBEEJ
Unlucky_Desperado: perfect timing on my part
drfox17: one person gets all the cards they need
MarsIsDead: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (50m from now).
El_Funko: Once Thanos collects one of each Mox, he snaps his fingers and half the cards in existence are banned
Phailhammer: My board state doesn't look so good...
DarkMorford: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Graham take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Watch Dogs) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (45m from now).
Aarek: Watch Doge
ritchards: C&G? Cool!
TehAmelie: i'm trying to picture Graham talking seriously about that game and not just ripping mercilessly on Aiden and his ugly urine colored coat but i got nothing
TehAmelie: should be interesting
wicker_knight: I also strongly suspect the discussion will be "Look this MC is an ass." "Yeah, what does it say about gaming/us that this was what the designers chose the MC to be like" "Ubisoft thinks we want to be assholes"
wicker_knight: which, tbf, I think is true and worth discussing
TehAmelie: yeop