Earthenone: ikf you ever DO feel bad about it you can wisper lrrbot for a personal message of it
GenericHerooo: @tiredniall I was going to do just the same.
Metric_Furlong: (if you have the PC version of Dark Arisen though, there is at least one mod that puts it back in)
Nightvalien28: neat
SpacePotato01: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (12m from now).
tim19862: oh, moved to 1:30 for today or from now on?
Nightvalien28: just today
tim19862: ok cool
Dr_fragenstien: I didn't realize w+p was pushed back, and now I have lunch getting cold :(
tim19862: soon TM lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: posibly from now on, they mentioned wanting downtime between sponsor stream and this one
GenericHerooo: 01:30 PM PST? They change the schedule(?)
cheetoJack: just for today
GenericHerooo: Oh...
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Pushing back the start time of Watch+Play today by half an hour. Graham and Alex will be live with your fill of terrible games at 1:30PM Pacific. ||
PhoenixMelior: holy moly there's something wrong with our printer
PhoenixMelior: it took three hours to print a thing
Metric_Furlong: !panic
Metric_Furlong: panic is sub-only now?
Nightvalien28: sounds like your standard printer
OKB_1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (9m from now).
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, welcome to the no sub club
PhoenixMelior: we still have !advice and !findbutts
Juliamon: it's a frequently-abused command
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior for now
PhoenixMelior: i think we're safe on those
GenericHerooo: =(
OKB_1: I intent to stay in this club
PhoenixMelior: it's only ever dawnguard that uses !findbutts
OKB_1: I support via Patreon instead.
Twinklebees: We do like our butts
PhoenixMelior: OKB_1 good luck. Malc keeps trying and someone gives them a sub every time
cheetoJack: How else are we going to find where our butts are?
Pteraspidomorphi: Same happened to me, PhoenixMelior :D
Metric_Furlong: also has happened to me
Metric_Furlong: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
wildpeaks: oh my
OKB_1: Don't look a given sub into the mouth, that's how that saying goes.
cheetoJack: don't worry. Thats normal
Nightvalien28: sub bombs are rng based after all
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah... I suppose the trick would be to not attend loadingreadylive
Twinklebees: !findquote dance
LRRbot: Quote #3732: "That's the weirdest pole-dance I've ever received." —Ian [2016-12-13]
TXC2: !patreonbot
LRRbot: If you are a Patron to LRR's Patreon, you can have "subscriber" status in LRRbot and can use "sub-only" commands like !quote and !highlight. Go to to link your Patreon account to your Twitch account.
PhoenixMelior: I'm frequently busy during fu¨t so I'm better at it than he is
cheetoJack: you dont have to be there to get a gift sub
PhoenixMelior: I think it moves you up in the queue though
Pteraspidomorphi: How do you get into the queue then?
cheetoJack: pretty sure you just have to be following the channel to be eligible, yeah priority just goes to people who are watching
Earthenone: thanks txc2, i was trying to remember that command since it was mentioned
Pteraspidomorphi: Ohhhh.
BloodForTheCorelab: ooooo W+P
TXC2: Earthenone yeah I had to go look for it :P
cheetoJack: even then you might just be eligible if you watch the channel a bunch
Nightvalien28: well even if you don't attend eventually the sub bomb will hunt you down
GenericHerooo: I miss find quote command. :(
cheetoJack: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #473: "No, we are not going to *** Butts." —Suzie [2015-07-17]
BloodForTheCorelab: yay lrr boo bezos
OKB_1: Testing testing… are my account linked now?
OKB_1: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #266: "Kirby is like 80% face." —DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
Earthenone: Congratulations!
OKB_1: Heel!
PhoenixMelior: Congratulations!
the_number_two2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (4m from now).
sir_jack_DB: :)
Metric_Furlong: omedeto
OKB_1: Didn't know you could connect to Patreon until just now.
kassy_13: my laptop keeps trying to make me watch different streams....
PhoenixMelior: four minutes, let's play a game
PhoenixMelior: someone create a backronym for BUTT
OKB_1: @PhoenixMelior """game"""
Nightvalien28: a backronym?
wildpeaks: what's a backronym ?
TXC2: British Union Trade Tribunal
DarkMorford: Bothers Us To Touch
wildpeaks: ohh
OKB_1: @PhoenixMelior Buttocks Underside Tastes Terrible
Nightvalien28: oooh
Metric_Furlong: Badgers Underneath Triangular Trees
Nightvalien28: butter up them titties
arcaneIllumination: Big Ugly Table Topper
DarkMorford: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Juliamon: Backronyms are chat's specialty
sir_jack_DB: Bring Us The Toilets lrrGARBO
Nightvalien28: best under ten ten
TXC2: good one sir_jack_DB
Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28 Bad! Unacceptable! Terrible Taste!
Nightvalien28: fight me
Banrael: Barbed Ungulates Tread Timidly
sir_jack_DB: lrrGOAT
TXC2: Boy's Under Ten Tennis
OKB_1: My favourite are recursive backronyms. Like "People Hate PHP"
arcaneIllumination: Beautiful Ungulates Treated Thoughtfully
Earthenone: Bacon Used Time Travel
sir_jack_DB: :O
TXC2: It's super effetive
sir_jack_DB: DAMMIT
wildpeaks: :D
sir_jack_DB: so close D:
DarkMorford: BUTT Utters Toot Toot
OKB_1: Benzine Uranium Testing Tube
sir_jack_DB: ruh roh
Twinklebees: Behinds Under The Tail
Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28 Brutally; until totally trounced
Nightvalien28: ahaha
Earthenone: Broken Underwater Table Tennis
PhoenixMelior: DarkMorford ooh I love it
OKB_1: Blazingly unimpressive testicular testimony
Metric_Furlong: Bored? Use Table Tennis
DarkMorford: Basketweaving Underwater Takes Talent
Nightvalien28: balls up the tentacles
long_bad_cutscene: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (17s ago).
noSmokeFire: Beej Ultimately Takes Trees
Nightvalien28: god damn it
Earthenone: Brave Users of Testicular Torsion
Nightvalien28: butt up the tree
OKB_1: Bored Unimpressed Teacher Task
BITs19_: !advice
LRRbot: Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.
long_bad_cutscene: beej inserts the whole thing
PhoenixMelior: Beej's Utterly Terrific Trusses
Banrael: Bad Updrafts Take Time
timiam: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (1m ago).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RT @James_LRR> Thanks to the fine folks at @PUBGpartners I have a few Premium Event Passes to give out to the community. Hit me up with your best Festive PUBG costume for a chance to win one! I’ll pick a winner this evening. ||
Dr_fragenstien: Brown Underwear, Turd Tainted
TXC2: Basic Underwater Triage Therapy
wildpeaks: Bask Upon Trash Titles
Nightvalien28: beej's ultimate tectonic trousers
timiam: Holy crap I'm on time for once
noSmokeFire: Basically Uttering TEETH TEETH
shurtal: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Anaerin: lrrSIGNAL
Rockario: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dr_fragenstien: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kynelwynn: contack
NomenNeminis: lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: prepare
Metric_Furlong: for
DanieLewis84: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: lrrGARBO
wildpeaks: time to flush
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
shurtal: Garbo Darbo
OKB_1: "contact light" – Buzz Aldrin
noSmokeFire: MercyWing1 lrrGARBO MercyWing2
TXC2: noSmokeFire good one to end on
tim19862: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrAWESOME
SnackPak_: Hold on to your B.U.T.T.S
rendelnep: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kerrisis: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
NomenNeminis: "Some Kinda Trash Pile?" Is this going to be another Adam W+P?
MagicSeeker1: lrrSIGNAL
NomenNeminis: 'cause I'd be OK with that
OKB_1: !advice
LRRbot: You can't un-cut a pumpkin.
Anonymousless: What’s up party people?
offbeatwitch: earlier tweet said graham and alex
NomenNeminis: Ah, thanks!
TXC2: NomenNeminis I dont think so, should be Graham and Alex
kynelwynn: Grahlex
NomenNeminis: G+A W+P is always good!
hajnal_endot: woo
noSmokeFire: GAWP
jonnykefka: so, it begins
offbeatwitch: the notification that just went out ALSO said alex
Boiler_bot: Why hello did someone say garbage stream
MenomeTwitch: GAWP at GARBAGE
coelopteryx: the gawp
PhoenixMelior: NomenNeminis I mean, that could Graham and Alex OR Graham and Adam
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh snap i about forgot it was garbage day
FlyingUltraCar: What it is, party people in the place to be
NomenNeminis: PhoenixMelior ....good point.
BITs19_: lrrHORN
CraziestOwl: Sup you strangers
RobertMerlow: I'm actually here for garbage day! YaY!
n_mandrag: wargable..... dear insomnia: eat a backpack of dicks.
NimrodXIV: ah good, a garbage day. maybe this'll fix my lousy day
Cw3040: same yay
NomenNeminis: RobertMerlow I know the feeling; I haven't caught a live one in months!
FlyingUltraCar: @n_mandrag preaching to the choir
hajnal_endot: oh shit i missed my actual garbage day yesterday
noSmokeFire: by magic's blUe vs Black precedence, Adam's initial would...also be a, fuck
RobertMerlow: I keep sleeping, and that's not great
Rhynerd: Time to sit back, relax, and watch Alex suffer.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Oh boy we can got some traaaaash today. | Hey hey it’s WATCH+PLAY | 📷 ||
Gekyouryuu: I forget. do sub messages get read during garbage day?
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
offbeatwitch: alex is approching HYPERSPEED
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ashleypg: Alex, do the funny! <3
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GroutNASA: Watching the years go by is a lot more fun with LRR
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NomenNeminis: Gekyouryuu Not usually
da_combat_wombat: x
FurthestChunk55: i'm ready to pump dogs
RebekahWSD: I love the intro
TXC2: Here we GO!
kassy_13: evening chat
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
Dr_fragenstien: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FlyingUltraCar: That’s a good Twitter photo
Boiler_bot: Behold
Earthenone: pride69 #charity lrrHEART
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AshBurnem: lrrHEART
surfderf: lmao literally just in time
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kynelwynn: Platch and Way
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Solipsody: Just in time!
Metric_Furlong: here comes the sub train
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RobertMerlow: Ooooh, it's GARBAGE DAY! Hooray!
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kassy_13: uh
Type_One___: charity200 #charity Gorbidge Doiiiyyy
offbeatwitch: alex have you recovered from hyperspeed
Robot_Bones: Hmm
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Wow, just in time
Nightvalien28: hmmmmmmmm
OKB_1: It has been ages I've seen a LRR stream, or any gaming stream live.
NomenNeminis: Onion knight!
n_mandrag: Haiiiiii!
CraziestOwl: Yes!!
Kikazi: wow, I am literally JUST in time!
GroutNASA: No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Play!
TXC2: Hello graham and Bond villain Alex
noSmokeFire: what's the W+P equivalent of stroking a white persian cat?
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Inari_Kitsune: hooray watch and play!
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Anubis169: Helloooooooooo Alex and Graham! lrrAWESOME
AshBurnem: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
NimrodXIV: Alex, you needed a cat for that reveal
morgoth_bauglyr: i was expecting a cat in the lap
virre_: Oh it is true, it is damn true, it is Garbage day
Nightvalien28: LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE!!
ehsteveG: Hmmmmmmmmmm
Anubis169 huggles
monsieur_squirrel: oh hai
Riandisa: Good afternoon Alex and Graham
kassy_13: the game :D
W_Livi gifted a Tier 1 sub to Voxlunch! They have given 36 Gift Subs in the channel!
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flamewave7: garbage day
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sir_jack_DB: @loadingreadyrun that's a nice sweater, G
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Unas84: final W+P of the year, have you found games worthy to ring out 2018?
Nightvalien28: just two²
wildpeaks: it's three sticks
noSmokeFire: oh, I see we're doing predicament play today
Anaerin: No, Mister Steacy, I expect you to find the subocean!
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MagicSeeker1: Let's play the worst games we can!
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Earthenone: !chair
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ContingentCat: there's three!
Banrael: Are there regular sticks?
Pterodactal: Woo getting to watch because work has finished for the year
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Gouryuuzin: Merry Garbage Day
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ehsteveG: Okay, 3 sticks
Ckiva: no bully!
Anubis169: !chair
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Questhere: time for jolly commiseration
coelopteryx: i'm glad there's a chair
TXC2: Dynamite is alex's name for his butt Kappa
Brittcom: Hi! 👋🏼
BtEtta: katesChair
kassy_13: @sir_jack_DB call it what it is: a cardigan :)
SAJewers: Is today the W+P Christmas Special? :P
Crad0k: Chairs Exist
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wildpeaks: did you break the thing
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W_Livi: is hashtag-charity still a thing today?
Robot_Bones: The dynamite is really red barrels
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asthanius: cavilcod
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Khador1: wooo, a nice way to unwind before my finance exam tomorrow morning
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kassy_13: @W_Livi until the 27th!
Earthenone: !findquote santa
LRRbot: Quote #3363: "I miss you, Santa." —Alex [2016-09-07]
Solipsody: I need this so, SO bad today.
Anaerin: "Enjoy"
TXC2: enjoy/endure
offbeatwitch: yeah
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offbeatwitch: njoy pure wand
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Kiarael: It's a good day to garbage!
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Metric_Furlong: TXC2 enjure
offbeatwitch: that's a thing
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TSSaloic_: 21 Months, that's almost one beer.
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Elypants: charity100 Hooray for my first ever live Garbage Day! #charity
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TragicMtG: Woo!
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W_Livi: pride500 #charity
StrawberryPepper: cheer100 *minis dance about on the desk in joy of the watching of fren shapes. They prep pain killers and cookies for Alex fren*
Anubis169: manipulating an object?
TXC2: whose twttier?
kassy_13: yaaaay
Anubis169: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
kumatsu: Erika is great
Banrael: cheer100 #charity
OKB_1: The fff are they on about?
kakmize: who has a new house friend
offbeatwitch: is it Santa Rockstar HD
corylus22: !findquote christmas
Robot_Bones: real bangers
Anubis169: is it pottery?
BITs19_: Spud?
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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tim19862: WOO lrrHORN
TXC2: oh dear
Nightvalien28: oh this is going to hurt
LarkSachrosis: katesBoosh
kynelwynn: Elf Bowling?
corqren: Alex's hair is looking really nice today
MikoKisai: is that saying much?
kassy_13: we kinda liked last year's
Dr_fragenstien: HolidayTree
blast_shark: Any little gnomes?
OKB_1: Xmax Lemmings?
NomenNeminis rubs hands mischievously
StrawberryPepper: cheer100 #charity
t3h_f1gm3nt: we could always play spud again Kappa
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frnknstn: It's a little gnome!
MicKat5: oh boy w+p!!!
Kikazi: FYI, Graham, I saw you joined Cameron last night on Talking Sim. Sadly I had to go to bed before I got to see much, but I'm very much looking forward to the VOD
Amentur: Are they better than Myst though?
TXC2: !charity
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Type_One___: guyjudgeSanta guyjudgeSanta guyjudgeSanta
Metric_Furlong: we're never playing spud again, Chat :p
tim19862: SeemsGood
Anubis169: the Watch+Play sub-train
StrawberryPepper: (forgot the charity on my other bits)
Solipsody: Tonight, on a very special W&P: Graham Ruins Christmas.
NomenNeminis: !findquote reindeer
LRRbot: Quote #1528: "Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off." —a little gnome
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2Flower: party100 Garbage for all! Yay, I think! #charity
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Liliturra: Forget Christmas, Garbage Day is my favorite holiday!
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DevInsanity: charity100 DA BITS! #charity charity100
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Anubis169: Garbage Day!! lrrGARBO
Inari_Kitsune: hi!
Anubis169: Happy 4 years Alex!
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Anaerin needs more snare in his monitors
Anonymousless: cheer404 #charity you say? Delightful!
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Gekyouryuu: garbage time!
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Keab42: *To the tune of Do they know it's Christmas*
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Digigoner: Not a new sub, but for some reason my prime sub keeps saying I am?
kassy_13: charity100 charity100 did someone ask for #charity bits?
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Kykiwi: i am late or early?
Anubis169: Kappa
samuraitiger19: Leelee!
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MilkInBag: just saw the watch and play tweet for today, that picture is terrifying
OKB_1: Oh yea. This part of the stream. Lets take out my actual trash.
ContingentCat: @Kykiwi just on time
Metric_Furlong: Kykiwi on time
wicker_knight: @Kykiwi on time for the sub train
TXC2: Kykiwi we've just strted
Kykiwi: ayyyyyyyy
kassy_13: yay bit emote!
Kykiwi: :D
NimrodXIV: The bit mines have not been very generous so this is what I got, charity150 #charity
NomenNeminis: Kykiwi Still going through the opening sub train.
wicker_knight: so, early I suppose
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Crad0k: the subs are coming from beyond the grave....
HolyGuacamoleTacos: What even is this subfest
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KingKool2099: I got a tooth pulled today. Alex, say something to help me feel better, please.
Skudd: Wait what
Karfsma778: Aww yeah, GARBO DAYE
NomenNeminis: HolyGuacamoleTacos This is traditional and, frankly, a little short
Skudd: Holy crap thanks
drcanonball: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:25.
Karfsma778: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
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HolyGuacamoleTacos: I see
Kikazi: FYI, Graham, I saw you joined Cameron last night on Talking Sim. Sadly I had to go to bed before I got to see much, but I'm very much looking forward to the VOD
Cinominn: woo caught one live
nautiusminimus: I haven’t seen much Watch and Play, but what I have seen reminds me a bit of Desert Bus for Hope.
PhoenixMelior: happy shitscram
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kassy_13: jail time
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Tecnocrat: Merry Chrysler.
Inari_Kitsune: Yay!
undecided44: what... huh? thanks.
Skudd: @masta2505 Appreciate it!
Armstrong11139: Merry Shitscram
shurtal: happy chrysler
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ContingentCat: oh no
MousseFilledCat: Are we doing Christmas garbage today?
noSmokeFire: ms. mary cribnas
TXC2: Evert thy gaze
ehsteveG: Is Crimis
Papperslappen: play it cool
Metric_Furlong: MousseFilledCat yes
kassy_13: @MousseFilledCat we indeed are
Solipsody: The Merry Crisis was DC's best crossover event.
nautiusminimus: Merry Crisis.
Nightvalien28: looks fancy
HolyGuacamoleTacos: So what do we do in Watch and Play?
Jezus38: Hey LRR fam! I'll see you lot in the VOD!
TXC2: EA sports BIG!
kynelwynn: inmaTes
RavingPenguin: Puway it coow
wildpeaks: what's for christmas ? Jail
Dared00: Merry Christmas! You're in jail now
noSmokeFire: wanted: a game about primate inmates
Droddy: Said my name right. Amazing!
GDwarf: Just *all* the film grain!
RoeDent89: It might be Christmas to some.
ayirbudd: if its made on unreal its bound to be good right??.....right? no? okay
kassy_13: @HolyGuacamoleTacos we do baaaaaaaaaaaaaad games
Questhere: crimmas
Robot_Bones: are we sure? looks like one of my christmases
GDwarf: Also digital artifacts!
GroutNASA: "Are you an Inmate or a Convict?"
MilkInBag: the inmate was actually inside you all along
StrawberryPepper: are we in for spoops?
Anonymousless: Merry Shitscram!
HolyGuacamoleTacos: oh wow
Keab42: Waiting for Graham to bust out Spud 2
NomenNeminis: Well, it has a more involved menu than many W+P games...if only it worked
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Sarcastic_comma: Merry cannibis
tenthtechpriest: oh boy garbage day!
HolyGuacamoleTacos: oh i remember this
azlan121: cheer1000
CaptainSpam: stropS AE: Game The In It's
HolyGuacamoleTacos: seeing it in the calendar
Rhynerd: @keab42 they already played The Quiverinf
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Papperslappen: digital artifacting and film grain. I hope there is a lot of bloom as well
nautiusminimus: Spoons are more of a Let’s Nope thing, aren’t they?
coelopteryx: glur them motions
asthanius: "strike a match" nope!
MilkInBag: motionb lrr?
Anubis169: Motion Glur?
BellaDante__: did they steal this font from Life Is Strange
udwstorm: Menu the game
PhoenixMelior: well that didn't work
asthanius: wait...puzzle mode?
hippitybobbity: my word, such artistry
OKB_1: Motion ßlur?
Robot_Bones: must defeat the first boss. The UI
HolyGuacamoleTacos: PS>XBOX
Keab42: Motionblr is like Tumblr but faster
kassy_13: squawk
Cinominn: I really dislike comp games that force controllers
KingKool2099: There's a 'strike a match' button?
MilkInBag: motion Ublur
Solipsody: There are two Interact buttons. Are they different?
kitsunestudios: Alexia, play Glur song 2
BloodnBullets: yeah "strike a match" is worrisome
Rockario: It really looks like it says "Puzzle Mooo"
someone_evil: So they couldn't figure out how to make the cursor visible, for once
shurtal: rolling start
NomenNeminis: !bingo
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PhoenixMelior: also SO much bass in my ears
kynelwynn: interact, strike a match, exit from puzzle, interact, look. It's the dialogue from a shitty children's show
RoeDent89: Great stream everyone!
Dr_fragenstien: strike a match, flashlight batteries infernal offspring
LeeshaJoy: Do we have to Press B To Blow?
TXC2: grate game 10/10 Kappa
MilkInBag: !game good
NomenNeminis readies bingo cards
TheSeg: katesWave Hey everybody! Let's see what we FACE today!
GroutNASA: pride100 #charity Are you an inmate or a convict?
offbeatwitch: made it back... just in time?
Anaerin: Get a micro USB cable and just plug it in?
TXC2: hello TheSeg welcome
aerobeing: It could also be that the controller controls the gameplay and keyboard controls the menu. Some games do that genius thing.
NomenNeminis: offbeatwitch Yup, we're trying to get the first game to start
da_combat_wombat: Professional gamers
RoeDent89: From all those half-A-presses?
noSmokeFire: that'd be more merciful
Dr_fragenstien: TO THE MOON!
Lyannen: Into the sea
Dared00: "Preparing to launch inmates" Elon Musk did it again
Keab42: Inmate launch detected
asthanius: Wasn't "preparing to launch inmates" part of Dice Friends already?
coelopteryx: p l a y i t c o o l
TheSeg: Cool.
Solipsody: @aerobeing A menu based on WASD?
MilkInBag: nice
Papperslappen: aaahhh
wildpeaks: witchcraft ?
wicker_knight: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
tim19862: ugh
GDwarf: Yessssss
sir_jack_DB: to the mUwUn you say
Metric_Furlong: oh no
tim19862: wow
kassy_13: hahahahahaha
Earthenone: uuuuuuuuuuuuug
BellaDante__: WHAT
Lysander_Gustav: wut
drcanonball: oh god
wafflesoup: NO
HolyGuacamoleTacos: ah yes
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t3h_f1gm3nt: oh honey no
KartoffelKaiser: :|
Cinominn: niiiiiice
MicKat5: oof
aerobeing: Solipsody, arrows.
Anubis169: hahahahaha
tim19862: katesWa katesOw lrrFRUMP
CodeGorilla: I beg your pardon?
samuraitiger19: lolololololololololol
SAJewers: -_-
NomenNeminis: VSync on please?
MikoKisai: pls game
Gouryuuzin: lrrWOW lrrWOW
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notthepenguins: Oh boy it's trash day!
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yalc321: "Strike a Match" OH NO
coelopteryx: nyoom
GroutNASA: Twitch Glitch Simulator
KartoffelKaiser: *new game intensifies*
TragicMtG: new game is so hype
OKB_1: Somebody forgot to remove a NOT operator…
TXC2: thats a thristy pointer
tim19862: angry menu items lrrBEEJ
Alness49: So this IS a horror game, from the menu at least
KingKool2099: What are we, NAvi?
TheSeg: Oh no… hover only on the typrography, not an area…
Dr_fragenstien: so we're playing as Navi?
wiggins: legit intro
Solipsody: I read a study back in uni investigating videogame "nauseonegeity".
EdwardHaag: what is "normal" anyway?
GDwarf: The digital distortions on top of the film grain continues to make my brain sad.
IbunWest: New Game Intensifies
aerobeing: I brought my airplane bag for nothing!
Lysander_Gustav: oh look gibbets!
TXC2: Get smart, but with Gritty? Kappa
GhassanPL: I swear I saw that room asset before
HolyGuacamoleTacos: how small are you
noSmokeFire: are you extremely low to the ground?
HolyGuacamoleTacos: that's weird
Karfsma778: DONG
laozi3: >begin baneposting
Keab42: I'd watch a Get Smart reboot starring Gritty
Lysander_Gustav: Obligatory church bell
kitsunestudios: Cloiche count is at 7.
MilkInBag: Deshi Basara!
offbeatwitch: heavens to betsy is a good band
kitsunestudios: cliche*
NomenNeminis: I'm beginning to think this may not be a standard First World prison.
Papperslappen: Alexa, enable all visual effects in this video game
kynelwynn: The bell is rung? someone beat Gargoyle boss
Jeezy56: isn't someone supposed to drop you a key
Dr_fragenstien: DansGame we turned motion blur off, but the whole thing is blurry
Lysander_Gustav: Oubliette simulator
NomenNeminis: So much blur!
Solipsody: So this is a dark, gritty version of Ico?
RavingPenguin: Very shortsm'n
KartoffelKaiser: So like desert bus but in prison?
Reecer6: the oubliette is my favorite prison
kamelion84: katesWat
aerobeing: ooh, are we batman? Or just one of the other guys
MilkInBag: The Dark Knight Rises: The Game
laozi3: are you playing as a small child or a gnome?
CyberAsp: Why are there stairs
GDwarf: Y'know, prison designers, you only need, like, a 10 foot pit to keep someone trapped, provided the walls are smooth enough.
offbeatwitch: oh boy it's an Art Game
Gulleko: aaah, I just paid all the monthly bills and now I get to relax with W+P lrrAWESOME
wildpeaks: this structure doesn't look up to code
ThirdFloorDraft: Motion blur is off... Turn on the extra Blur!
TXC2: that might be a twitter I need to make: Classic movies, but with Gritty in them
HolyGuacamoleTacos: that's gonna crumble
OKB_1: What a useless hole in the ground this is.
wicker_knight: calling it, you're a cockroach
Garfman314: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
Rockario: Inmate: a resident of a prison, or what an Aussie hacker says lrrBEEJ
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NdroFox: Is Christmas the most thematically appropriate time ever to declare GARBAGE DAY?
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Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Robot_Bones: oh god it is batman
RavingPenguin: charity69 What is this? A prison for toddlers? #charity
NomenNeminis: Your character is really gittery
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Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Suddenly, Undertaker
KingKool2099: Was that light or dust?
BloodnBullets: im ticking "cant see shit cap'n" on my bingo board
Reecer6: Stairway to Heaven (colorized)
Kykiwi: Pfft
GDwarf: This staircase seems structurally unsound
asthanius: Why is this actually stairs and not a ramp? It makes your movement jittery
BITs19_: mmmm that is some goood post processing
tim19862: less climbing tho Kappa
Cinominn: its also still blurry as hell
HolyGuacamoleTacos: sudden logos
Papperslappen: that logo jumpscare
Metric_Furlong: Dark Souls Rises
laozi3: Oooooh those are some crap stairs
CodeGorilla: Dark Souls Rises.
BellaDante__: Dark Souls Rises
wafflesoup: Late Developer Card?
Keab42: That staircase is dangerously thin
Reecer6: @asthanius Also extremely unaccessible to wheelchair-bound inmates.
Solipsody: Is anyone timing these contractions?
SamuraiPunk: Sick stair colliders game
Lysander_Gustav: A Hideo Kojima Game
noSmokeFire: I like that the cave-in effect is clearly on top of the screen, and not in any way over an area
CyberAsp: Such an elaborate staircase for a prison
FurthestChunk55: OSHA would have goddamn conniptions here
wildpeaks: just hanging in there
Metric_Furlong hiveminds with CodeGorilla and BellaDante__
thefileclerk: "design"
NomenNeminis: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
korvys: Is everything blurry intentionally? That's super obnoxious
tim19862: ugh those effects
shdragon: It's like they're doing the "opening credits" of a movie.
asthanius: @Reecer6 I assume the idea is they only go down, anyway Kappa
surfderf: shameless product placement twelve seconds into their game
MilkInBag: it's like a movie
adi_pie: Oh, I see we've made it to the Duke's Archives.
GDwarf: There's no bracing or support for these stairs, and they don't seem driven into the wall, they're just...floating.
Anubis169: ADS
da_combat_wombat: Enter Skyrim memes
Walkingharder: So much mood being set
kamelion84: katesLol
HolyGuacamoleTacos: Who are They and why are They in the Cages
Dared00: is this Death Stranding
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey did you guys know that the Unreal Editor has a spiral staircase tool? I feel like the devs know
GroutNASA: not a game
SAJewers: um
Coldhorn: The developers are definitely taking the piss now
SamuraiPunk: At least the game has a lot of A T M O S P H E R E
hippitybobbity: mashta wayne
MilkInBag: what happens if you fall, do you still see the credits
W_Livi: The hanging cages reminds me of Another World
Robot_Bones: are you Chad Drunk?
NomenNeminis: Why are there even stairs here?
VoidByAnyOtherName: what if you fall down
TXC2: wait is this in 60 fps?
wafflesoup: Imagine if motion blur was still on
Zillergut: It's not a true Batman game, there's no Kiss from a rose playing
adi_pie: If we woke up in prison this is either Dark Souls or one of them Elder Scrolls.
NSFMulhearn: When does the Undertaker come out?
drcanonball: not hideo kojima game?
surfderf: @wafflesoup for real
ForgottenLords: can you turn off bloom?
noSmokeFire: oh look, a cagem'n
TheAinMAP: Is the rock and dust just falling around you?
offbeatwitch: still regular blur though
OKB_1: "Directed by Hideo Kojima"
Solipsody: Can you turn off stationary blur?
CraziestOwl: Stop ringing that bell
thefileclerk: that poor guy
Anubis169: It's blurry because you're going up levels on the stairs so fast the game can't cope :/
LarkSachrosis: Oh boy! An "auteur".
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Skudd: Yeah Motion Blur is always the first thing I turn off in every game.
Anubis169: and it's messing with the distortion
thefileclerk: wiggle wiggle wiggle
Lysander_Gustav: Considering how blurry it already is, I'm kind of scared to see what it would look like with the motion blur on
jadeworrior: every time a bell rings, a shitty game is released on steam
Dr_fragenstien: ringing the bell of awakening?
accountmadeforants: This game is brought to you by post-processing; it's on top of the game!
HolyGuacamoleTacos: fantastic
adi_pie: We kicked the cameraman off.
TXC2: who is motion blur for?
FlyingUltraCar: Is this Silent Hill Downpour? Can we throw a pan into a door and make it dance?
Robot_Bones: okay now ring the blighttown bell
Solipsody: Oh damn I was joking about Ico...
AshBurnem: mawp
morgoth_bauglyr: we need more bass
NomenNeminis: That transition was NOT clear
Skudd: Not being able to turn off motion blur is my biggest gripe with console games
Lysander_Gustav: okay
PhoenixMelior: jadeworrior nah, it's more frequently than that
drcanonball: um wut
GroutNASA: um
thefileclerk: ded
Banrael: Good thing you didn't drift left or right
MicKat5: what just happened
Coldhorn: too shreds you say
Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!! manGRY manFIST
noSmokeFire: intimate primates!
wildpeaks: close enough
tim19862: LUL
Kykiwi: alex no
wiggins: "Next floor, Housewares"
MilkInBag: intoMAWtoe
I_Am_Clockwork: symbolism! lrrBEEJ
da_combat_wombat: ooh baby
hippitybobbity: truth is.. there are two bells of awakening ha ha ha.....
NomenNeminis: Would this be considered "Cinematic" ?
Gekyouryuu: chinmates
Anubis169: heya Matt lrrAWESOME
GDwarf: I'm glad we were standing in *exactly* the right spot to not hit anything in that very narrow passage we just fell down
countz3r0: It's beginning to feel a lot like Trashmas....
LarkSachrosis: The bust makes it look like a stylized "Inmates 2"
tim19862: lrrFRUMP lrrSPOOP
MikoKisai: someone should make a prison dating sim and call it In(ti)mates
Banrael: Lice lice baby?
I_Am_Clockwork: lice lice baby
noSmokeFire: Lice Lice Baby
Anubis169: BinMates
TXC2: Lice lice baby?
Keab42: How did we survive that fall?
Banrael: Is this a new Vanilla Ice parody?
adi_pie: Is LICE the new TEETH!
noSmokeFire: eyyy
Lysander_Gustav: mmmm chili
Earthenone: lice, lice baby, keep it cool
Gulleko: anubis eogHey
Lysander_Gustav: aaa
mistborn83: Hey I Graham I just saw the Road Quest Pilot it looks awesome. I was wondering if you had a rough estimate when Road Quest would be out in 2019
wildpeaks: TEETH
KidAmn: I feel like they were going for Citizen Kane and landed slap bang in The Room.
OKB_1: So far I'm a bit underwhelmed by Dead Men's Stranding…
RoeDent89: Ice
thefileclerk: has the "game" "started"
Anubis169: Gulleko!! lrrAWESOME
Dr_fragenstien: TEETh
AshBurnem: TEETH
RavingPenguin: TEETH
adi_pie: TEETH
InkyGhoast: TEETH
solahwin_tampramain: TEETH
drcanonball: TEETH
Cw3040: TEETH
Anubis169 huggles Gulleko
CodeGorilla: Teeth?
Cinominn: TEETH
Karfsma778: TEETH
SAJewers: is chili delicious?
RagnorakTres: TEETH
wtrob: TEETH
ashleypg: teeth
chimingfish: teETH
da_combat_wombat: TEETH
chesul: TEETH!
Lyannen: You have to break the ice, Alex
BellaDante__: TETH
Psychic_Ketchup: Eyes up guardian
thefileclerk: MOUF
TheSeg: Lips! Lips! Lips!
KingKool2099: Graham, enjoy that chili. I won't have anything solid until tomorrow.
Lysander_Gustav: sure
indy91: rise and shine
JLHonors: can't wake up
Anubis169: TEETH lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Skudd: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
anemzero: there was no confirmation of TEETH, only lips
SnackPak_: teeth?
offbeatwitch: keep it cool
asthanius: Charlotte!
adi_pie: JASON!
thefileclerk: i hate this
da_combat_wombat: toofs
Cw3040: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AshBurnem: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CraziestOwl: Teeth
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SamuraiPunk: This time!
Walkingharder: Fuuuuuuuuk
Keab42: Chad
Glodenox: I just came back from the dentist. No teeth for me.
wildpeaks: Shepard
kitsunestudios: Oh no, I'm in this game!
NdroFox: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NomenNeminis: VOICE ACTING
noSmokeFire: cheevos
DoodlestheGreat: JOHN! MARSHA!
Pteraspidomorphi: This cell is quite small
TheSeg: Dr. Scott!
chimingfish: jASon
InkyGhoast: safety!
Banrael: Achievement: You got this far in the game. Most people don't.
I_Am_Clockwork: wait is he saying that he is currently in a nightmare?
BellaDante__: a voice filter isnt a replacement for voice acting
GroutNASA: Starting with a nightmare. How original.
Skudd: Portrait of Ruin speedruns are my favorite
ashleypg: Janet??
Keab42: Brad! Janet!
Rhynerd: Did he just say “fork” instead of fuck?
Solipsody: Why would a man trapped in a tiny prison cell suffer from sleep disturbances?
coelopteryx: welcome to our Lumble shelter
chimingfish: SHAUN!
NomenNeminis: Reminder to get your bingo cards! This seems like a good one. !bingo
da_combat_wombat: The intimates finding their "matches?"
thefileclerk: give the inmates fire
kitsunestudios: Our Lumble shelter
NomenNeminis: !bingo
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coelopteryx: the heck is a Lumble
Lysander_Gustav: Jacob!
I_Am_Clockwork: that is one gross toilet
TXC2: Yeap, 'cause imates are 10000% aloud matches in any way, shape or form
VoidByAnyOtherName: charlotte + jonathan = charlatan leozThonk
azureHaights: Lumble shelter
Lysander_Gustav: Jason!
undecided44: JERF!
DeathKoala: Jonathan? but that's me!
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da_combat_wombat: SHAWN!
asthanius: Is this Silent Hills?
noSmokeFire: those are some chonky footsteps
wicker_knight: oh, we're in one of those Korean cell-phone-escape prisons Kappa
Crad0k: it's *all* a nightmare
Earthenone: we are each of us a nightmare
aerobeing: Can't it be both?
AshBurnem: This game is the nightmare.
I_Am_Clockwork: the nightmare was inside us all along
Banrael: It burns when you do that.
Hangedman: You can’t spell ‘Fun’ without Motion Blfun’
Cw3040: so theres no flashlight battery
Reecer6: @Rhynerd Obviously this is the Good Place.
Dr_fragenstien: somehow, this place doesn't seems up co code
Cw3040: only matches
hippitybobbity: i like how is voice is pitched down quite a lot
TXC2: what if BOTH are the nightmares Graham? Kappa
Robot_Bones: The real prison is the friends you made along the way
NomenNeminis: That's...a strange match flame
Anaerin: Welcome to totally not Alcatraz.
samuraitiger19: Time to make like Kenshiro and just walk out of prison
coelopteryx: i don't think these Lumbles are being taken very good care of
CraziestOwl: Humble
offbeatwitch: this game is really just an exploration into the straight culture idea of the wife "trapping" or "imprisoning" the husband
BloodnBullets: wow that didnt last long
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NdroFox: It’s ALL a nightmare, just not for the protagonist
Solipsody: @NomenNeminis Wind proof, maybe.
laozi3: that matchbox visibly had way more than 3 matches
wicker_knight: this does look like eastern state penitentiary
Sharkfists: TEETH
da_combat_wombat: teeth
AshBurnem: TEETH
TragicMtG: TEETH
Cw3040: TEETH
Lysander_Gustav: i thought there was a survival horror game that had the match thing
cheshire_creeper: TEETH
FlyingUltraCar: This game is pretty nightmarish, and not in the way the designer intended
kitsunestudios: I'm go hung over
countz3r0: and you need to save one match to activate THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Dr_fragenstien: I love lamp
NomenNeminis: Solipsody Could be. I haven't seen many of those burn.
corylus22: TEETH
KingKool2099: Who gets a birdcage in prison?
A_Bothan_Ranger: its the nightmare before christmas
GroutNASA: "This is a simulation", it says
NdroFox: TEETH
anemzero: secret bird prison
Anubis169: where does the teeth meme come from?
5ubb4k: what's the "teeth" meme ?
Lysander_Gustav: lump!
Solipsody: Is it hard to see, or just hard to look at?
InkyGhoast: she's lump she's lump
laozi3: It's a russian nesting doll of bird cages
CodeGorilla: This... this is a Christmas game?
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
OKB_1: What is it with Horror games and bird cages?
StrawberryPepper: Ooooooh boy
TXC2: chat please dont chant teeth when it's Lips on screen
shurtal: time to HyperCrate
wicker_knight: @Anubis169 @5ubb4k it's from Serge's streams
tim19862: reminds me of alcatraz for some reason
wildpeaks: suddendly, Science
da_combat_wombat: kyoobzs
countz3r0: We're all lumpy down here
Solipsody: @NomenNeminis They're like tiny sparklers!
Coldhorn: Tesseract?
Anubis169: wicker_knight: cheers
AntiCrepuscular: HYPERcube
GroutNASA: Tesseract.
asthanius: So we're in the fourth dimension, and that's the twist. Okay.
thefileclerk: aaand i am done
TXC2: Anubis169 it's from Mine O'clock
Robot_Bones: quick combine your gems
Anubis169: oh hey a tesseract
thirsty_kitteh: Wooo Cube references.
Reecer6: you need birdcages in all prisons to metaphorically relate to the prisoner's lack of freedom with another prisoner except it's a bird.
NdroFox: timecube?! Oooh no.
thefileclerk: C. U. B. E.
StrawberryPepper: @Coldhorn got to it before me XD yeah
offbeatwitch: this here is me flesh homunculus
GDwarf: That's not a Cube, it's a Cube^2: Hypercube!
Garfman314: any time anyone uses a hypercube, they think they're getting deep
FlyingUltraCar: Can that cube be rotated in any way?
Kerrisis: Oh, he's not imprisoned in a hyperspace object is he? Because that's kinda been done...
Alness49: Here's a tesseract, time to think outside the box
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coelopteryx: specifically the 25th universe. how do you even know
Solipsody: @GDwarf The worst one!
MadAran87: Wait, was that the giant rat city experiment?
CodeGorilla: @TXC2 LIPS doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
wildpeaks: We're going to need this as well
BlueMagnusStormCrow: What asshole took the colours off of the rubix cube.
thefileclerk: i prefer univision 44
NomenNeminis: We all need to see that
TXC2: CodeGorilla indeed
kassy_13: i need to see that alex
tim19862: interesting
GhassanPL: In the voice of Jim Sterling: "is this scps?"
Rhynerd: I want to see that too.
accountmadeforants: We apply only the most human-rights-violating practices. Not only do we fuck with our inmates sense of time, we convince them time is an illusion!
shdragon: Cats associated with fonts?
thefileclerk: this is not a game.
Metric_Furlong: Garfman314 which is clearly a mistake, since depth is the property of the 3rd dimenion, rather than the fourth Kappa
Boi_Ginny: Literally just posted that on my Facebook
MilkInBag: if you never wake up, does it really matter what you do in a dream?
TXC2: shurtal BOLD Ariel Kappa
HopPoleStudios: Where's my wife?
SamuraiPunk: Omg the mirror distortion while the FOV changed made me laugh for some reason
tim19862: so, font of cat vom? lrrSPOOP
GDwarf: The List (tm)
chimingfish: cheevo unlocked!
Nightvalien28: how could this not be a dream, what kind of life he has in where this would not be a dream
Karfsma778: @Metric_Furlong BOOO
wulf_95: Alex, pls tweet that pic
N2Osferatu: "Nobody here but us Zomboids!"
Dr_fragenstien: get those 'cheevos
adi_pie: I keep waiting for someone to answer "Is anybody there?" with "No. Now piss off."
asthanius: We saw Lumpy
wicker_knight: okay, so don't go in 16, presumably
InkyGhoast: so the director's room is 16?
BloodnBullets: there was clearly more than two matches in that box...
wicker_knight: since that's the director's door we were told not to open
shurtal: @TXC2 Bold Impact, maybe?
NomenNeminis: At least player character man doesn't just say his thoughts out loud like many horror protagonists
InkyGhoast: let's immediately go to 16
DaFhaye: Hey! I just got my LRR jojo playmat and I love it!
StrawberryPepper: so much jitters XD
MilkInBag: a headache makes him insane? poor little boy, don't get a migraine
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NomenNeminis: If I had a dime for every time you had to find meds in a horror game...
Gulleko: thank you Gouryuuzin
ND_Ericson: Hey, it's the halflife-metalfloor-step-sound! :D
OKB_1: So… how is this a xmas game?
GrumblingMoblin: the dialogue writing is impeccable
Anubis169: "Door does not open from this side"
Lyannen: This one is not a xmas game
corylus22: So appeareantly if you're not sure if you are dreaming look at anything written. In your dreams your mind just pastes anything. haven't tried it though.
I_Am_Clockwork: get this man some setsu beans
wicker_knight: or PUBG
NomenNeminis: OKB_1 It's not. Graham acknowledged that it's not.
Crad0k: it's your liver that goes away when you take that much painkillers
I_Am_Clockwork: sensu?
LbxAni: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of Cube, do either of you recommend any Canadian made / centric films / shows to watch over the holiday? Or any Canadian media really
TXC2: Holy moly these cat fronts
ContingentCat: or all those energy drinks in pubg
GroutNASA: "The circle is chasing me. I need Advil."
KingKool2099: I don't think it's aspirin in L4D
I_Am_Clockwork: whatever the magic beans from DBZ
InkyGhoast: sweet jesus
2Flower: I love how in Max Payne you never actually HEAL. You just mask the pain. You've still been shot 5,198 times.
Papperslappen: Max Payne 4: Liver Payne
Karfsma778: I don't think those are asprin. I thik they might be Hydros
HopPoleStudios: A bibble!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Throw the bible at them!
Earthenone: you mean a chad buble?
adi_pie: I lived through the zombie apocalypse and all I have is this stomach ulcer.
KartoffelKaiser: to be fair I've never been eaten by a zombie I dont know what makes that feel better
edeacracy: cheer10000 I had wanted this to be far more, but it turns out saving money is hard. Maybe next year. Thank you all for everything you do. Truly. Expect more from me in the future! <3
NSFMulhearn: It's the true ending of PUBG, you pass out due to intaking painkillers, energy drinks and pure adrenalin
CodeGorilla: I prefer the Chandra Bible, to be honest.
LarkSachrosis: But then you've got a fistful of pills on an empty stomach...
Anubis169: WHOA
Anaerin: Silly Gideon, he's always leaving his bible in the hotel rooms I stay in.
MilkInBag: a n t o n
Keab42: Why is the trash on the floor so shiny?
GroutNASA: "Has anyone ever *seen* a Gideon?"
surfderf: more matches
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countz3r0: before Xmas, a little horror
Crad0k: it's why suicide by painkiller is... less wise than a lot of other methods, because if you get it wrong, you don't recover, you die painfully of liver failure...
adi_pie: Paging Dr. Ben
I_Am_Clockwork: not only does he talk to himself, but he starts every other sentence with "damn"
orellien2773: Eh, I prefer characters that talk to themselves over silent protagonists.
surfderf: who the hell spells their name "Nataly"
chimingfish: so what, is this a match collecting simulator? Kappa
TXC2: wait, is talking to ones self not normal?
The_Ninjurai: So this is in the official LRRverse?
MilkInBag: ah yes, headaches, a rare disease
Anubis169: edeacracy: that's so generous! thank you!!
ND_Ericson: So, we are in the Nightmare portion, coming Before the Christmas? Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: damn...... the... gas
shurtal: Ben Liquid Swords into the room: "Cool technology!"
InkyGhoast: nonsense graham its a certified tetanus factory
azureHaights: I'm pretty sure the liver only shuts down on the 'minophen, it's kidneys for the other basic painkillers
Karfsma778: How about NO
SacrificialToast: That's one hell of a powerwalk on that kid
Tiber727: This guy can write perfectly straight with no lines to guide him. That's amazing.
offbeatwitch: welp
Banrael: Bawowowong?
Solipsody: See, this is why you shouldn't privatize prisons. Or purgatory, or whatever this is.
Dr_fragenstien: we use "bruh" in this household
GDwarf: Clearly this prison is a credit to prisons everywhere, Graham! :P
indy91: can we just go back into our cell and stay there?
OKB_1: I mean… the game _looks_ pretty decent. Too many post-proces filters though.
Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: so many bits lrrSPOOP
Banrael: That was a weird noise.
offbeatwitch: I'm probably gonna check out 'til the next game
GhassanPL: Ah, Silent Hill, the best and worst thing that happened to horror video games :/
NdroFox: That voice is certainly... a thing...
RichardMcSundy: ugh, always with the same family horror shit
Kerrisis: It's fucking Cube, isn't it? They've ripped off Cube.
tim19862: gimp masks?
noSmokeFire: accredited dad
VoidByAnyOtherName: a leather daddy?
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BellaDante__: yeah Leather Culture is a whole thing
Mister_Skittles: tbh, i dont mind people that talk to themselves/. but in a way that people ACTUALLY talk to themselves, not mono exposition
ContingentCat: TIL
NomenNeminis: In fairness, the game uses a filter for some dialogue that is meant to be thoughts, not speach
countz3r0: Daddies and puppies.
JLHonors: Bold assumption
NomenNeminis: *speech
Featherweight_: did they opps kid brain powers again?
MilkInBag: matthew 2k16 LUL
BloodnBullets: its really irk-ing me that we keep picking up boxes with clearly 4 matches in them, but only 3 are added to our inventory
Lysander_Gustav: oh is this a puzzle?
GroutNASA: Kind of like collars. They are not just decoration.
tim19862: lrrWOW SantaHat
Lysander_Gustav: yeah okay
sir_jack_DB: NOISE
Reecer6: hey dude
Cw3040: mwep
TXC2: it's like in biker gangs, you can't just buy a cut
wicker_knight: mawp
adi_pie: Excuse you.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: What is the best there is a puzzle based on these bible quotes.
Armstrong11139: mawp
TheAinMAP: Umm.
5ubb4k: Is this a horror viedo game or just a pile of tropes assembled together in the hope that it spontaneously forms into a horror video game?
noSmokeFire: that man had no clothes
Nightvalien28: bye?
ContingentCat: ok bye
Karfsma778: ooooh scaaaarryyyyy
JLHonors: ptttttf
NexusVoxx: oh my god
kitsunestudios: Dump Scare!
Amentur: Sir?
offbeatwitch: bye then!
Silver__Knight_: I beg your pardon
drcanonball: Jump? Scare?
Jeezy56: that man gotta shit
VoidByAnyOtherName: andySip
Kerrisis: Jumpscare!!
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Earthenone: why did beej run through the scene?
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MilkInBag: orchestraaaaa
RichardMcSundy: stsLul
TheSeg: Well excuse you!
GrumblingMoblin: Embrace that camera shake!
emberBecky: lrrSPOOP ?
Lyannen: Huh
coelopteryx: i guess Lumbles are what they call people with the scary plot-device headaches. they're definitely not taken good care of
MrQBear: oh no scary
Keab42: Anton got swole
LarkSachrosis: Turn down your walkman bro
NomenNeminis: OH, that was supposed to be scary. Kappa
Anubis169: deadpan
Solipsody: True story: I made some custom body jewellery for the winner of International Mister Leather years ago.
NdroFox: jumpScare?
chimingfish: lrrSPOOP
tim19862: lrrSPOOP IceCold
Coldhorn: "As God as my witness, he is broken in half" Paul 3:16
NexusVoxx: jump and/or scare
SamuraiPunk: This game has some WEAK animation
wicker_knight: and it's important, because it's a bible
adi_pie: But I thought Gideon was from Theros, why wouyld he have a Bible?
MadAran87: Also, to be fair, the bible is just full of scary crap.
wicker_knight: :P
CraziestOwl: He should get it checked
Anaerin: I hear talking...
Koios7: Been skipping a lot of cells with papers in them
StudioAlchemist: I just got here and am feeling a powerful sense of deja vu.
TheMetalupis: something on the walls back there?
Anubis169: Solipsody kickass!
hippitybobbity: gotta say for how many people read the phonebook I really expected the story to be better
Featherweight_: look its the bible or lovecraft everything esle needs a licence
Reecer6: i just think they should use different holy books in media. it's always the bible.
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tim19862: LUL
Astra7525: International Mr. Leather?
StrawberryPepper: to be fair, it is a prison. I think they pass bibles out like candy given how much my pastor talked about his visits to prisons in the area back when I went to church
JDEgaming: what did I miss?
Jay_Blanc: I now want a horror game where the random quotes are from "Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management"
KidAmn: I'm just waiting for Austin 3:16 as an easter egg
N2Osferatu: "Excuse me, Mr. Leather is my father!"
Anubis169: Solipsody: got any pics of the jewelery?
countz3r0: Austin 3:16 says I just whupped your poltergeist ass
LbxAni: that reminds me I need to watch TLC
ehsteveG: You thump your bible! Talk about your Psalms talk about your John 3:16!
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun You know Austin 3:16, but do you know Balor 3:16?
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noSmokeFire: just your every day grocery list of demons
BubbaRad: king of the ring 96?
GroutNASA: pride100 Why a bible? Why not a Book of the Subgenius, or Discordian scripture?
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Austin 3:19 just says "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
TXC2: Austin 3:16 is from the 1996! King of the Ring :P
InkyGhoast: hail satan!
korvys: Oh, Alex and G, I started watching OSW Review. Very funny stuff (if occasionally problematic)
Keab42: John 4:20 - You can't see me
Solipsody: They missed out "Egregore" from that list.
StrawberryPepper: I think it might be odder not to find one. that said, I would be amused by someone defacing one, if not out of malice, then out of boredom
chimingfish: praise seitan!
MilkInBag: Saint Paul!
NomenNeminis: That's...a weird combination to see.
wicker_knight: Devil is Daddy, got it
Metric_Furlong: "As Machiavalli Said: the ends justify the means" ~ someone who has not read Machiavelli
I_Am_Clockwork: phone!
accountmadeforants: Oh hey, it's our fellow inmate, Skull!
Anaerin: Time to get up!
hippitybobbity: misturr sayt'n
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's an altar to Stan who would have guessed Stan would show up.
coelopteryx: the Lumbles are calling
VoidByAnyOtherName: shayton u say kelpEyes
TheAinMAP: Telephone
Skudd: Stone Cold was capable of making anything work. Remember WHAT?
Dr_fragenstien: we've got tessaract, bible berses, machevelli, and a not so subtle troubled familiy undertone, and satanic imagrey. This game is SUPER origional
GDwarf: Wait, Dybbuk and Rakshasa? We're fighting Jewish ghosts and Hindu cat demons?
adi_pie: Inverted cross? Ah, I see the pope has been here.
NdroFox: Watch & Play Book 2 verse 69: whatever thou doest, doent.
Dared00: 4:20
TheMetalupis: Hail seitan
SnackPak_: @GroutNASA Hail Eris!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: MWAP
ContingentCat: hail satin
Rockario: Not mop, clock
Droddy: I know. This is Dr Ben Carson's newest HUD project.
coelopteryx: oh it was an alarm clock, not a phone. dang
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
AshBurnem: Wake up. Grab a brush and put on a little makeup.
Cw3040: uhhh actually it's called a st peters cross
TXC2: Skudd what? Kappa
hippitybobbity: put it on 3:16
frozenphoenix7: "Controversial" opinion: Austin starting the "What?" chants is among the worst things to happen in professional wrestling that isn't an actual offense to humanity
gizmofreak1: "I just whooped your candy ass" -Austin 3:16
Cw3040 pushes glasses through face
wildpeaks: puzzle intensifies
Nightvalien28: hello puzzle
LarkSachrosis: I remember Luke 21:19 because of Box Office Success™ That Thing You Do!
Anubis169: arbitrary puzzle
Coldhorn: OMG if it's 3 16
NomenNeminis: Puzzle time! lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Juliamon: Weeee got bad puzzles!
tim19862: uhh ohh puzzgettio
tastethebeams: Hey chat sorry I’m late katesLurk
TXC2: hello tastethebeams welcome
Solipsody: I'm glad to see someone put this puzzle in prison, where it can't hurt law abiding citizens anymore.
korvys: 7:50
NimrodXIV: 7:50
I_Am_Clockwork: why is it sideways
JLHonors: ~puzzles~
Astra7525: THat's not even how analog clocks work
InkyGhoast: 7:50 right?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 7:50
wicker_knight: @Solipsody nice
adi_pie: But is this a 24 hour wall dial or a 12 hour one?
ND_Ericson: "How do I interact with it?" asks the millenial, pointing at an analogue clock Kappa
StrawberryPepper: why is it in a prison cell?
InkyGhoast: oh never mind
EdwardHaag: this seems like an awkward interface.
Coldhorn: almost chat
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
TrueThorn: Puns?
MilkInBag: Achievement: You played the game
GhassanPL: Why do game devs treat Resident Evil and Silent Hill as recipes instead of inspirations? :/
NomenNeminis: So many cheevos
wicker_knight: now you have matches?
adi_pie: I love it when people waste our times.
Reecer6: no, i bet the puzzle unlocked the security door
Koios7: So the clock was more accurately 7:50, but the devs probably just couldnt place the hour hand not on a number lol
HopPoleStudios: That's really annoying, as the time actually read 7:50
brainbosh: I found a baseball in a field that said Revelation 4:20 and I had to check and see if it was real.
Featherweight_: andy deframe spend 20 years craving that puzzle wheel
branston567: may have only just realised the matches x 10 is not some weird addition to the watch and play logo. it's been a long day
Dared00: the match does NOTHING
Lysander_Gustav: sure
edgar_j: "if you wouldnt have played that game, you wouldnt have to play the game" :P
tim19862: so hard to see even with matches
2Flower: When your light source is so bright it obscures part of the screen.
Lysander_Gustav: found her!
Clench_Eastwood: merry garbagemas! cheer100
MilkInBag: my wife? in a dream? 🤔
Karfsma778: This is not my beautiful wife!
GrumblingMoblin: Get Motivated!
surfderf: good explanations!
KestrelValkyrie: Achievement Unlocked: Continued the Game
NomenNeminis: Ooooh, this voice acting.....
Cw3040: h-eye
BITs19_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
LucyCloudberry: : - >
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SalmirAeon: Helps to have a map
HopPoleStudios: I called the wife thing! W+P bingo is a go!
TXC2: our motivation... I mean Wife
NomenNeminis: Helps to have a map
asthanius: "Why's it torn in half?" because you're not in the other half, obviously. That's not even a good twist
Dr_fragenstien: $100 says this is about how you're an abusive husband/father.
thundershot879: lrrSPOOP
muondecay: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
DemoDane: KEY
Keab42: How long until the first key and/or crate?
BITs19_: lrrGOAT
dococelot: press x to sara
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Luminaire_p: Novelty giant key
Metric_Furlong: Mai Motivaifu
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GrumblingMoblin: What's our Time to Key today?
Papperslappen: Giant KEY lrrHORN
Beleqwaya: Ok what garbage are we on today?
NomenNeminis: Keab42 You have great timing!
W_Livi: It's *always* keys
Boiler_bot: And so it begins
I_Am_Clockwork: zero to key in under 30 minutes
LucyCloudberry: it begins
KestrelValkyrie: @Keab42 Well, there's your answe.r
TXC2: Keab42 good timing
JLHonors: I'm come to unlock doors with you again
wicker_knight: @Keab42 speak of the devil daddy
Jeezy56: at least it looks like a modern key for a change
Sarcastic_comma: Its like amnesia but bad
I_Am_Clockwork: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:03.
long_bad_cutscene: all the matches are making me anticipate a shitty darkness mechanic
NomenNeminis: At least it's not a skeleton key!
Anubis169: edeacracy seriously!?
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
Anubis169 huggles
MilkInBag: alt f4 are the keys to freedom Kappa
TheMetalupis: we really should record a Time To Key with these games
BtEtta: At least the matches having a short time-span makes a lot more sense than the stupidly battery thirsty flashlights of other games.
kitsunestudios: There was a great comment by a writer who worked in games, they had a "Time to Crate" metric when studying games.
noSmokeFire: ," he said
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Jadenim: I mean, this at least looks like SOME effort has gone into it
HopPoleStudios: My next prediction: it's going to go dark, and the matches are a replacement for the flashlight battery mechanic
Feltic: !updog
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Jay_Blanc: Narrating your own life? Isn't that Twitter?
Kerrisis: So, Hyperprison, Coma, or Hell? Place yer bets, ladies and gents!
GDwarf: kitsunestudios Yup, Old Man Murray
TXC2: kitsunestudios yes we have that here
edeacracy: I had originally wanted to do somewhere around 1000$, but money is hard to save.
Karfsma778: @kitsunestudios I mean some games with a low time to crate are pretty good
Anubis169: cthulhudude23 lrrAWESOME
wicker_knight: thus far, this is still very much on the "nice class project, shouldn't have been on sale" pile
TXC2: Jay_Blanc lrrWOW
Gildan_Bladeborn: They called it the "Start to crate ratio".
Coldhorn: @kitsunestudios That's actually an Old Man Murray joke
TrueThorn: That should be locked. but then i guess these should all be locked so ok
chickenace11: i narrate my life like a disney princess I sing it
Solipsody: What does it say that of all the games on W&P, only the ones set in prisons ever seem to have an even superficially plausible layout?
nautiusminimus: Is it just me, or would this game be good for Let’s Nope?
Karfsma778: @kitsunestudios like the Ratchet and Clank games.
NomenNeminis: Honestly, I do sometimes have a narration running in my head if I've just spent a few hours reading.
Featherweight_: clean bibles delivered daily
koizom: Alex missed a joke there, to just break into narrating what is currently happening right after that sentence
TheMetalupis: applewood smoked long pork?
NomenNeminis: The Bible prop really stands out
ND_Ericson: Was there a magazine under the matress? Middle bed, top bunk?
Sati90: Hly bbl
Sarcastic_comma: Jimmy blesses you
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wildpeaks: that would be awesome
cheetoJack: you light a match, the room blows up
tim19862: that'd be awesome
TheWarbo: “I love to narrate my own life,” Alex paused to say to no one in particular.
wicker_knight: @Solipsody prisons are very easily translatable into cubic corridors
MilkInBag: but skeletons have no breath, or dreams
myytgryndyr: that's a scene from a german comedy film
Erismanor: when will devs stop adding shitty motion blur that makes the framerate stutter...
korvys: Like room of 1000 snakes?
kumatsu: You light the match and High Lord Wolnir is in this prison bathroom
Reecer6: and then skeletons pour out of the walls and bittersweet symphony plays
Bobtheninjagoldfish: light match.. and the whoel game just explodes because there's an invisible gas leak.
Nightvalien28: do it
noSmokeFire: bonetrousle?
tim19862: lrrSPOOP SoSnowy
elah806: I'm ready to discover that this game was made in earnest by an evangelical type as a recruitment tool
kitsunestudios: Hah, cool. I just heard it in relation to Ursula Vernon commenting there should be a "Time to Stallion" metric for medeval romance novels.
kassy_13: oh yes please
thundershot879: keeps cutting to bleached white skeletons?
SamuraiPunk: I'd make that for a nickle
BellaDante__: ah so its Room of 1000 Snakes
KingKool2099: Alex, have you played Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion? it's great
Rhynerd: I’d play that.
laozi3: man there was not adequate spook warning for this stream
NomenNeminis: Maybe some zither music too?
noSmokeFire: the bibles are also patients
Nightvalien28: could make mods for it, a house of a thousand keys
Beleqwaya: This game sounds like a monster. Please make it.
ThePerrBearr: so many bibles
TXC2: KingKool2099 he has
Rhynerd: @kingkool2099 pretty sure he streamed some of that game.
PigmyWurm: why oboe?
Anubis169: Nightvalien28: that already exists
ApodoNuevo: So like Temple of 1000 Snakes but with actual gameplay?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think the important thing you need to address is whether the game is going to open with the line "I will discover the mystery of skeletons".
KingKool2099: Wasn't sure
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kassy_13: kinda?
Anubis169: and Alex has played it on stream
HopPoleStudios: At some point, someone had a brain. That much we know.
GDwarf: I think that's an MRI
asthanius: 144? Ew, gross
cheetoJack: here's the vod of spooky's house of jumpscares
Coldhorn: Good Evening Mods, may I post a link to Old Man Murray's Crate Review System? It's a classic.
NomenNeminis: laozi3 This stream not recommended for cardiac people. Kappa
Unas84: calling it now, we're in a coma, hence the ct scan
GrumblingMoblin: do they have a 750k MRI machine?
Nightvalien28: Anubis169 that was less keys than a thousand and it wasn't a house
wicker_knight: mawp
tim19862: that's at an outpatient clinic they take prisoners to Kappa
Beleqwaya: Tune it to 169!
anemzero: oh this is a nice sound.
KartoffelKaiser: m a w p
ND_Ericson: mawp
TXC2: Coldhorn yeah sure
MilkInBag: Bonathan?
SolarBlitz1: Bah weep grah ninibong?
noSmokeFire: p u z z l e s
KingKool2099: Oh, that happened before the name change!
Fu4ow: 144 = 12 * 12 if that's useful
Scy_Anide: Oh an extratone station? Cool
countz3r0: BARRY??
ND_Ericson: yes, THAT is what a radio sounds like Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
Crad0k: i thought something had crashed for a moment
corylus22: looks more like an x-ray?
GDwarf: Oh GDI
N2Osferatu: Johnjoh-johN CENA
Featherweight_: whoops we dids us an akira boys
5ubb4k: "puzzles"
DarkNacht: Thats what radios sound like
BellaDante__: OH NO
asthanius: Nataly?
NomenNeminis: Unas84 It'd make sense. The prison is metaphorical.
ForgottenLords: because all radios are transponders...
Pangogie: Wat.
TXC2: Yes, but how can you hear me?
Anubis169: That's not how radio players work!
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun I think those were MRI, as CTs are just a whole bunch of X-rays from a bunch of angles.
kassy_13: nataly is not...
LarkSachrosis: Like fry an egg
Sarcastic_comma: Yes papa
Invitare: It's Ben
ND_Ericson: ugh, I hate the host on that channel! Kappa
Rhynerd: What do pills have to do with this?
laozi3: This is NOT a two way radio
kamelion84: katesLol
OKB_1: Confusing CT scans for x-rays is not as worse as confusing a microfiche machine for a desktop computer…
I_Am_Clockwork: and there is our motiviation *sigh*
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cfpreston: beans might be useful
kassy_13: sara* apparently
asthanius: Wow this is not great
GDwarf: If this ends up as a polemic against mental health drugs...
Garfman314: ben dover?
Sati90: This is an intervention
kassy_13: consistency
LackingSanity_: this is bad
CodeGorilla: what is even going on anymore
Jeezy56: Sarah was spelled Sara earlier
GroutNASA: That voice acting tho
Jorge4hg: Nice radio
NomenNeminis: They spared "Sarah" as "Sara" earlier
Pangogie: That waz digital data.
Garfman314: Bender oin
Solipsody: Also, how are you talking to me over an FM radio?
Lysander_Gustav: The same voice playing two characters talking to each other. Okay.
ThePerrBearr: Bend her oyan?
NomenNeminis: *Spelled
Rockario: Holdd up, which one are we?
muondecay: Thats not a doctors name, thats the name of some new fabulous car cleaning product
azureHaights: Wait, 130-150 Hz?
Earthenone: jhon. tlking to a radio "wheres my wife?"
niccus: this is probably a dreamscape thing huh
Psychic_Ketchup: Ah good old "no time to explain"
anemzero: How are we holding a conversation with a radio?
shdragon: How is he contacting you through a RADIO?
Beleqwaya: Stealth mission!
Gildan_Bladeborn: So... this is a stealth game.
HopPoleStudios: This game is poor, but i'm not sure it's W+P level bad?
hey_kelvin: his name sounds like a prescription drug
BloodnBullets: stealth sections!
Boiler_bot: This is not a walkie talkie radio
Amentur: Thanks Doc
NdroFox: Ben D’royne?
MilkInBag: if you get caught in a dream, you also get caught IRL
Featherweight_: Ok, I'm call this is all a VR
GrumblingMoblin: How are they talking through a radio?
GroutNASA: Ben the Groin
LbxAni: redo the Shark Dimension Crapshoot as the Skeleton Dimension Halloween episode next year :P
accountmadeforants: We Total Recall now?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Graham this is a sneaking mission.
kitsunestudios: Radio is just gone now
Anubis169: game progression
asthanius: Anton???
kassy_13: i thought that was just a message from the past
TXC2: to be fair the same VA talking to them selevs does come up a lot
kumatsu: is THIS scp?
The_Ninjurai: Was the player character just having a conversation with someone through an am/fm radio?
Crad0k: "who do you serve, and who do you trust?"
Keab42: Mandatory stealth section
JLHonors: :[ ]
kassy_13: i didn't realise we were actually responding
ForgottenLords: There are clearly FOUR matches in those boxes, but you only get two in your inventory. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE!
asthanius: There are too many names
laozi3: did his voice just get keyed way down?
I_Am_Clockwork: oh boy, it's just like myst! you have to choose between two unreliable narators and its super cool lrrBEEJ
AshBurnem: Is this memes?
GroutNASA: This is either a coma, or purgatory.
TheAinMAP: Believe the one that allows the game to progress?
Metric_Furlong: The_Ninjurai yes
Clench_Eastwood: why do I feel like that kids drawing of the monster is going to be scarier than the in game rendering of it
Foxmar320: Hello A+G
Beleqwaya: KICK IT IN
TiredNiall: Ben Duroy? Say hi to your brother Cor.
niccus: pretty sure that's an aggretsuko oc
accountmadeforants: Anyway, time to find out how well this game does checkpoints!
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
Astra7525: The Gas!
JLHonors: please i'm begging you
Sati90: Oh it’s that jesus fresco that got ‘restored’
markededge: tbf this just looks like a fallout 3 building.
Clench_Eastwood: AHH It's a fox from mars!
Keab42: Roy seems blurry
Foxmar320: Whats the name of this game?
kassy_13: god it's sooo dark
DarkNacht: You know, this game isn't bad compared to the average W+P game
asthanius: My real fake doors are too strong for you
RichardMcSundy: stsLul
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, do you have any thoughts on the 6 upcoming NXT callups?
Rhynerd: There’s the daily potion seller reference.
DoodlestheGreat: Potion Seller Wednesday!
hoktauri: And every day on Adam's channel
kassy_13: i've never heard of this
Armstrong11139: The spirit of the potion seller lives in Wednesday
KartoffelKaiser: P o t i o n S e l l e r
Unas84: there's a potion for that too, Alex ;)
laozi3: @FurthestChunk55 search it on YT
OKB_1: Link?
korvys: I am a big fan of corpsing
Clench_Eastwood: @Foxmar320 butts2: the buttenting: trash from the subocean
tim19862: what is that from?
Beleqwaya: I'd like to play a horror game where you needs keys, but you CAN kick the doors just makes a lot of noise and disturbances, and therefore attracts bad things.
Armstrong11139: Hey, Zeus
RichardMcSundy: zeus stsLul
MagisterSieran: Lotion seller i'm going to rub one out and i need your smoothest lotion.
TXC2: "how much for the baby, baby seller?"
Karfsma778: S Y M B O L Y S M
kassy_13: i heard hey zeus too.....
accountmadeforants: My doors could kill a Dragon, who is also a criminal!
GDwarf: Sure is a lot of imagery from various faiths around here.
NomenNeminis: Immaculate icon...generic bible.
virre_: Chemicals
StarlitGhost: Potion Seller:
Fu4ow: @tim19862 an old vid of someone playing with video distortion. Sort of a proto vine
virre_: Also where was the bins
kumatsu: just gonna turn my jail cell into a darkroom
tim19862: ah
ThePerrBearr: in a black room that wouldn't keep light out at all
tim19862: thanks
kassy_13: um
Clench_Eastwood: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
underhill33: pls no
bv310: Alex no
NomenNeminis: "Inmates" can technically mean pretty much anything; it's just be dominated by prisons, etc.
NdroFox: The bible has the EXACT SAME cover design as that book on the fourth dimension. So we’ve got a company publishing religious texts and books on higher mathematics for this prison
Dr_fragenstien: the cells are almost certainly representations of parts of the character's mind
Foxmar320: Inmates. Thanks needed the name for the spreadsheet
ND_Ericson: It's a bit high for that, no?
bv310: Uhhhh
GDwarf: Oh, he's doing the Jacob's Ladder thing, only terribly
Anaerin: You seem busy.
Zoloreaper: hes a lil twitchy
koizom: maybe it's just Mates that are REEEEEEALLY in right now wussLUL
Rhynerd: How- no don’t answer that.
TrueThorn: Tool out?
ThePerrBearr: i don't know if that's supposed to be like that
Unas84: poor guy, swallowed his electric toothbrush
Kikazi: oh he's having a GREAT day lrrFRUMP
Solipsody: I was going to complain about the FOV, but I think it's just the overall design decisions that are making me nauseous here.
laozi3: "spiritual technologies"
undecided44: roy?
blast_shark: That guy's motion blur is turned on
virre_: Mates the new In club
countz3r0: he's is not mastering his own estate
Featherweight_: he's having a nice relaxing head jibble
Karfsma778: I'll just let you.... be in a Tool video
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Keab42: Normal guy, normal head
ND_Ericson: @countz3r0 yeah, and his headbob is waaay too much!
LarkSachrosis: lrrBEEJ
NomenNeminis: We look like we sound.
kassy_13: we boring
RichardMcSundy: wow you look like an incel perfectly generic man
Nightvalien28: less of a steve than I thought
Gizmoloid: Ah, the obligatory Jacobs Ladder shaking head.
Keondo: oh harrow.. What fresh trash is on the pile today good sirs??
TheBob58: "It looks like my wife... loves me"
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vincent_gearbat: "My Wife loves me, that's so weeeird"
Leaf4d: Hey I’m catching this live for once!
heckingjen: nh beek looks better than that
niccus: oh no
heckingjen: beej
Mattmitchell45: Mecha Shiva!
Lysander_Gustav: ?!
wildpeaks: voice acting intensifies
Solipsody: @TheBob58 What a twist!
TXC2: hello Leaf4d welcome
Beleqwaya: He sounds like a medicine himself
AshBurnem: lrrGARBO
Leaf4d: :)
asthanius: Oh no I have a feeling this isn't even a metaphor
StrawberryPepper: O.o was afk a moment, come back to more 'sarah' stuffs
bv310: This is some powerful VO
Keab42: He definitely seems lilke a Steve
Gen2Gengar: I have no clue what the plot is
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so is that YOUR hand writing or HERS because these messages have VERY different context based on that...
adi_pie: So, when do we get to the Match 3 puzzle?
NomenNeminis: Ah, Nataly= ex?
kassy_13: sara(h)'s our wife
Nightvalien28: nataly is the daughter I think
kassy_13: nataly is....god knows
ThePerrBearr: natalie wife? sarah daugher?
I_Am_Clockwork: Sara is wife and nataly is someone else who is doing evil posibly spooky things?
shdragon: I mean, they tried. There's an actual story and setup and stuff.
Jadenim: Can you build a small ship from the matches?
underhill33: nataly is the director
Papperslappen: of all those super indie diy first person horrors, this is definitely not the worst.
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Iraeda: i think nataly might be ex wife maybe?
Rhynerd: Roy your head is experiencing a physics glitch.
Dr_fragenstien: i think natalie is the "Bad woman"
PigmyWurm: could you go up the stairs?
I_Am_Clockwork: time for stairs, skeleton
StrawberryPepper: I feel like this game is trying too hard and yet not hard enough to be creepy and deep... *shrugs*
GDwarf: Augh, Alex, nooooo
wicker_knight: Joneathan is the guy we need to kill i.e. us, Sara/Sarah is waif, Nataly is bad? Ben is untrustworthy anti-drug doctor
Rhynerd: Do you need a physics gun?
KartoffelKaiser: Someone is trying to tell a story here and it needs a lot of work, but that's already leagues above most of these sorts of games
Clench_Eastwood: My question is: did the director draw those himself or did he have his daugther watch RINGU and hand her a pack of crayons?
kassy_13: @Dr_fragenstien that's definitely not in doubt
NomenNeminis: You do NOT want phossy jaw
OKB_1: Speaking of psychology in media: has anyone seen Maniac, the Netflix ten part limited series? It's really excellent. You could even watch it for the aesthetics alone.
Earthenone: i remember that Ben is the doctor
LackingSanity_: I think Nataly is the daughter but he doesn't remember having a daughter? Like he's imprisoned by parenthood? I dont know.
RonnyConcrete: Phossy Jaw and Radium Jaw are both terrifying
matufin0: so we are jonathan, who is married to sara and nathalie love us very much and want to be our wife and did something? so now we our doctor our wife and his son are in danger?
The_Ninjurai: I'm going to Google phossy jaw
sir_jack_DB: DON'T
MilkInBag: is it good?
TXC2: I gonna asume phossy jaw is a lack of jaw
StrawberryPepper: Curious: is this prison prebought or did the devs actually make this. at the very least it looks pretty dece for what they are going for
The_Ninjurai: I gots to know, sir_jack_DB
darkalter2000: You skipped the door in the security room.
GDwarf: TXC2 You're...mostly right
wicker_knight: @The_Ninjurai if you do, make sure you don't have any food nearby or in you
Crad0k: i just googled it and... it's not *that* bad, i've seen worse?
HopPoleStudios: Maniac looks like it's in the style of the original Alien film, but not in space kinda thing - like 70s future-world
bv310: Can't wait for this jumpscare
Beleqwaya: It's a beholder!
laozi3: yeah aesthetics aren't bad except for the shining, brilliantly clean bibbles
Amentur: Maniac was a blast for me
darkalter2000: Downstars.
HopPoleStudios: I saw a couple, it started to draw me in
Keab42: Is the way clear where you found the key now?
sir_jack_DB: @The_Ninjurai: pls no
jjaakee: i find this hard to look at
gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (40m ago).
phoenixhaze83: Kappa
kassy_13: same @jjaakee
MilkInBag: can you buy pre designed jump scares with Unreal? 🤔
jjaakee: i think its something with the lighting
Anaerin: So, this week on Walking Simulator...
lightpagoda: really loved the background world building stuff for their alternate reality in Maniac. Not sure how much I liked the story as a whole.
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tim19862: haha MilkInBag
kassy_13: @jjaakee it's too dark
The_Ninjurai: wicker_knight I don't, but thanks for the warming. sir_jack_DB I did it.
I_Am_Clockwork: ooh a movie refference
ThePerrBearr: can not has
FlyingUltraCar: Speaking of Netflix, Graham has Penelope seen She-Ra yet? (Apologies if you’ve already talked about it, I may have missed that)
I_Am_Clockwork: so cleaver /sarcasm
Clench_Eastwood: this game commits the greatest sin....being boring
5ubb4k: I got that reference
Beleqwaya: "You cannot take this"
Karfsma778: The Showning
EvilBadman: Shaddup boy, do ye want to get sued
kassy_13: i misread it as "here's woman"
OKB_1: Maniac has a very interesting mix of aesthetics: it's 1980ies sci fi, a bit of vapourware and contemporary scifi.
NomenNeminis: Try picking it up now that you don't have a match in hand?
adi_pie: Oh, i get it, it's a Terminator reference. Kappa
Beleqwaya: Or "It's dangerous to go alone, don't take this."
darkalter2000: I guess it was a just a reference door.
phoenixhaze83: I did not mean to send that silly appletv
RoeDent89: Love how the "match x 29" fits inside the W+P logo
ND_Ericson: thpoilerth! :O
KartoffelKaiser: Get your real fake axes here!
Banrael: Not Roy!
NomenNeminis: "Are you security?"
adi_pie: It's your boy. Roy.
SamuraiPunk: ROY IS MY BOY!
wicker_knight: Roy?
RebekahWSD: Well my
Coldhorn: Classic Roy
ThePerrBearr: he moved very fast
darkalter2000: Game over.
EvilBadman: Roy'd
tim19862: WutFace IceCold
NomenNeminis: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
jjaakee: lmao
Keab42: That hole texture isn't even bump mapped
MacSquizzy: Now you got the jibbles
Lysander_Gustav: beeeeeeeeeee
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Roy's! Our! Boy!
RoeDent89: We ded
laozi3: tf horror game just gives an axe, and you can't get it, and then later will chase with you with crap that presumably wouldn't appreciate being hit with an axe
Boiler_bot: Dammit Roy
HopPoleStudios: Wibble-Roy!
StrawberryPepper: so that is a thing that happened
wildpeaks: I hope it saved
AshBurnem: Yay! We died so it's over, right?
TheAinMAP: slytqRIP
I_Am_Clockwork: a supposed to lose fight?
TXC2: we got bopped
vincent_gearbat: Roy happens, bro
Inquisitor_Xian: oops?
wicker_knight: #tinnitus
Beleqwaya: I looked away and we died...
kitsunestudios: *jiggles against you menacingly*
Metric_Furlong: tinitus
I_Am_Clockwork: mawp
Featherweight_: the jibblely man got you!
Iraeda: did you.... did you win?
AshBurnem: Aww. :(
kassy_13: huh
Juliamon: Did... did we died?
ApodoNuevo: mawp, but very long
adi_pie: Thank you
accountmadeforants: Oh shit, Roy is taking us off the grid!
RonnyConcrete: RIP Ears
cheetoJack: why is it in these games that the monster things either have zero animations or really twitcy animations
Amentur: Thank you
ND_Ericson: You've heard of roid rage, now get ready for Roy's rage! Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: thank you!
NomenNeminis: Thank you, Graham
KartoffelKaiser: ty graham
jjaakee: scripted death?!
Crad0k: thank you, g
DoodlestheGreat: So much for my hearing.
EvilBadman: Looks like we suffered from Roy'd rage.
TXC2: thanks Graham
mugsi_: ty graham
Clench_Eastwood: and actual gameplay shocks the MC to death
Riandisa: Thank you Graham
Psychic_Ketchup: Well the game did promise cutscenes
EvilBadman: @ND_Ericson High five
kassy_13: definitely sounds like my tinnitus
ThePerrBearr: stairway to heaven?
Unas84: Orbison, obvs
tim19862: :(
NomenNeminis: Roy was mentioned in a note.
vincent_gearbat: SCP Stairs game now
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome to stais
darkalter2000: He was in the journal.
wicker_knight: apparently it's...a tree monster?
o0sk_ren0o: SYMBOLISM
NomenNeminis: I don't remember much
Rhynerd: And now: ladder
anemzero: Yay, Mario 64 infinite staircase
MikoKisai: and now we're on the Mario 64 stairs
Papperslappen: Bloom!
Larkonus: Put Roy in Smash, you cowa-wait
I_Am_Clockwork: I warned you about stairs bro
KartoffelKaiser: oh look its a visual metaphor
StrawberryPepper: hehe
OKB_1: Head shaking unnaturally = easy videogame shorthand for _CRAZY_
GDwarf: Clearly here we have "Stair Roy", abuser of performance-enhancing drugs!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven
ani_laurel: stairway to heaven?
Beleqwaya: If you have to ask, the game can't tell us!
BITs19_: now here we see the hero'es journey
Earthenone: Roy's Our Boy!
StrawberryPepper: was thinking stairway to heaven too
BloodnBullets: my understanding is roy is a strictly better chrom
BtEtta: You gotta backwards long jump up this.
NomenNeminis: WHY do you keep VIBRATING on stairs?!
Solipsody: I'll build a stairway to Paradise...
BtEtta: Oh you got there anyway.
ani_laurel: man, falling down that would suck
TXC2: this guy doesn't a social srucity number for roy!
RoeDent89: Ba ya ya
W_Livi: How many half-a-presses was that stairway?
Rockario: You know, Roy. They were introduced in Melee, but then idn't come back until Ultimate? lrrBEEJ
tim19862: lrrEFF
wildpeaks: at least it's not a key :D
CyberAsp: Good plan let's switch to Skeal
coelopteryx: elephant mode button
Dared00: This is my TRUCK ROOM
KartoffelKaiser: p u z z l e s
morgoth_bauglyr: PUTZLES
virre_: oh no
Clench_Eastwood: Did we black out and load a different game?!
NomenNeminis: At least they
RoeDent89: K I W I
5ubb4k: pUzZlEs
StrawberryPepper: why so many damn stupid puzzles?
PigmyWurm: Is this Myst now?
OKB_1: "Head and shoulders above Myst"
Coldhorn: Worse than Myst? That's going too far!
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FlyingUltraCar: Man this game would have blown minds 20 years ago
Earthenone: maybe we should play a holiday game that is "head and shoulders" above mist
Boiler_bot: G A M E P L A Y
TXC2: Myst was from what, 1993?
ThePerrBearr: yes, the 4 moods, elephant, plane, car, rhino
shdragon: Well, on the upside, that looks like an *actual room*
BtEtta: Oh look. Hanoi's Tower!
Beleqwaya: Can we Myst?
KingKool2099: Who's talking shit about Myst?
NomenNeminis: At least they're recognisable, memorable animals, not just unfamiliar symbols
FurthestChunk55: h e a d a n d s h o ul d e r s b e l o w m y s t
Pteraspidomorphi: Myst is more than 25 years old, yes
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
CraziestOwl: !smash
LRRbot: Put Master Higgins in Smash, you cowards!
shdragon: An actual room that actual people have maybe actually lived in.
laozi3: S P O O K
Gen2Gengar: So when will we encounter the Towers of Hanoi puzzle
BellaDante__: is this the same game?
lighting_bolt_123: Oh this is that hallway game but worse
BellaDante__: i had to step away for a few minutes
wicker_knight: @Beleqwaya do the remaster versions fix the clock-timing problem?
tastethebeams: you know, the rhinotrain truckcar
NomenNeminis: BellaDante__ Yup yup
GhassanPL: I mean, why the assumption that fans of horror also like puzzles?
aerobeing: Fun fact: рой (roy) is Russian for swarm.
TXC2: BellaDante__ yes, somehow
aerobeing: So Roy is possibly bees.
NomenNeminis: BellaDante__ We got caught by security and now we're here.
Jadenim: That actually looks like a functional room designed by living humans
MacSquizzy: I mean, this is kind of a neat puzzle, but it's completely at odds with everything we've seen so far
TXC2: aerobeing is that spelling, or phonetics ?
Aztren: why does this game hurt my eyes?
asthanius: Horse
Clench_Eastwood: annnnnd back to boring
MousseFilledCat: Rocking horse
TheMetalupis: rocking horse
Dared00: Horse!
tim19862: decent, but boring puzzle
Pteraspidomorphi: Alex shouldn't have walked towards the light
markededge: this is where, to scare you, I'd make one of these rooms just eat you and interrupt the puzzle entirely
aerobeing: TXC2, both?
NomenNeminis: GhassanPL Well, it could be more that horror game devs don't want to/can't program much combat.
Beleqwaya: @wicker_knight I have no idea, I only have the actual original. In box.
Dr_fragenstien: the rocking horse?
TXC2: aerobeing intresting
kitsunestudios: Elephant?
ZeroArcana: rockinghorse
arcaneIllumination: Rocking horse
Featherweight_: elefont
Arikell: rocking horse
NomenNeminis: GhassanPL Which is still not a good thing
skyrider19: Is it the rocking horse by the bookshelf?
InkyGhoast: rocking horse
kakmize: rocking horse
MacSquizzy: Might as well have just made the staircase a platforming challenge, it would be the same level of coherence
PigmyWurm: rocking horse
Clench_Eastwood: training horse
MikoKisai: don't go into the light!
MilkInBag: Innate Inmate MingLee
ThePerrBearr: just gonna shuffle my feet to the next room
ND_Ericson: Plot twist: it wasn't a "supposed to lose"-fight, this is just the puzzle you do for every respawn Kappa
shurtal: Bloom Lighting! I haven't seen you since like 2007! How've ya been?
TheMetalupis: and she's buying a stairway.....
Garfman314: how many cheevos is that yet?
wicker_knight: @Beleqwaya If memory serves, when I tried to play my parents original version of the game on a mid-2000s computer we couldn't go past the piano section, because it used clock-speed to determine the timing of notes or something and clock speeds are too fast now
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ND_Ericson: And now you're spawned in front of Roy again :P
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tim19862: jimmy buffet, buffet Kappa
tim19862: LUL
5ubb4k: @ND_Ericson this would be truly beyond awful game design
kassy_13: uhhhhh
tim19862: amazing
wicker_knight: I've seen it on GOG recently as a remaster, so I assume it's patched, but haven't tried
Lysander_Gustav: yay
TXC2: why is southen heaven so funny?
Karfsma778: Why hollandaise
underhill33: that's saying something
Mattmitchell45: Join us in your Banana Hammock
Karfsma778: Jimmy Buffet
tim19862: lrrSPOOP katesWa katesOw katesLol
Inquisitor_Xian: @Karfsma778 fair question lol
moxamber26: I need this now in my life
Beleqwaya: @wicker_knight Wow, that's hilarious. I have that issue with Lords of the Realm 2. In-game timing is based on processor speed, so you have to turn it to minimum game speed to make it playable.
FurthestChunk55: who the heck's jimmy buffet anyway
Lysander_Gustav: sure why hot
NomenNeminis: So...that episode of TNG?
EvilBadman: Presenting, Smörgåsbord
TXC2: is Warren buffet in the Jimmy Buffet cover band?
Papperslappen: touch the sparks
MacSquizzy: Wastin away again on the steam table
kassy_13: wouldn't it rather be margaritas :P or heinz 59? :P
Clench_Eastwood: Alex's mind is a beautiful place
I_Am_Clockwork: oooh a backlit fan
Rockario: Buffetted by Jimmy Buffet's cover band "Jimmy Buffet"
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NomenNeminis: Well, this game sure found all the post-processing effects
tastethebeams: cant see shit capn
brainbosh: That is maybe the time when I was closest to asking if you were actually high.
Beleqwaya: Why do we hold the flame right in front of us?
aerobeing: Not "And?", but "End."
VoidByAnyOtherName: it's like nyotaimori but it's a nude jimmy buffett
Coldhorn: OH man, so much this
ND_Ericson: ah, yes! hold a match right next to this unidentified tank with unknown contents :P
Beleqwaya: Wouldn't that blind us in the dark?
PigmyWurm: you have probbably said this already but these matches last a long time
tim19862: "there's an outside?" Kappa
NomenNeminis: ND_Ericson That freaked me out too.
wicker_knight: so what I'm hearing is, Jimmy Buffett in Death's Stranding?
ThorSokar: I was just about to complain about people not knowing how lights work
GhassanPL: @NomenNeminis But combat is far from the only alternative to puzzles
the_bus_slumbers: Don’t good waste away in Margaritaville, one plate per customer at a time
DoodlestheGreat: Well, that Jimmy Buffet thing is going to my nightmare catalog... OhGod
korvys: Oh hey now Alex, that's not fair. I'm sure they use things other than video games. Like movies, or tv shows.
the_bus_slumbers: *food
ani_laurel: ^^^
Nightvalien28: rule of three?
ND_Ericson: The way is lit, the path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it!
ThorSokar: So, alex wants to play a dark God of War?
NomenNeminis: GhassanPL But now it's a tradition!
ehsteveG: Isn't having the way forward lit by incandescent rage God of War 3?
tim19862: that glow is almost as bad as no light
PigmyWurm: It's up again
Clench_Eastwood: your eyes are smudges, you need to wipe them down with some windex
SpacePotato01: Life imitates art. If this keeps up, some day houses will end up looking like they do in W&P games.
vincent_gearbat: That door needed power, obviously.
Beleqwaya: I mean, it would be for this guy
ani_laurel: I'd be terrified
Dr_fragenstien: I'm glad you told me it was terrifying, I woldn't have known otherwise
NomenNeminis: Why was "Terrifying" capitalized?
Kajamakuji: Theyre just hanging around
JCMaxw3ll: when you make a horror game, make sure the character tells the player how terrifying it is so they know!
DMGlol: ahhh
SolarBlitz1: Stating it's terrifying, makes it not terrifying game
RoeDent89: Falling in 3 2 1
martypunker: At least matches burning out is more believable than flashlight batteries dying quickly...?
aerobeing: I mean. If we suspend our disbelief, it is.
Coinman1863: Waaaaaaaaa
SalmirAeon: "This is terrifying" he says so monotone
GhassanPL: @NomenNeminis Eugh
Karfsma778: Pls quite
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Anaerin: Life is pain, princess!
GDwarf: "I think the door might be screaming at me?" is a good sentence.
Armstrong11139: I want to play a game where my way is LIT🔥😂👌💯
wicker_knight: @NomenNeminis that's the name of the cave. It's Mt. Terrifying
EdwardHaag: always good when the main character has to tell you that something is terrifying
Khasi1596: never once in my life have I been scared and said "this is terrifying"
wicker_knight: or under Mt. Terrifying
NomenNeminis: wicker_knight Ah! Kappa
OKB_1: Doors always scream at me. PUUUUULLLLLL!
PigmyWurm: More bad Myst?
Papperslappen: "so, you hang around here often?"
jakale: "observe these spooks and be aware of how I, the character, and hopefully you, the player, are afeared"
I_Am_Clockwork: oh boy switch flipping puzzles
virre_: the people are the hints?
MikoKisai: low-*hanging*? Really, Graham? Kappa
NomenNeminis: Graham beat me to it.
MilkInBag: "Disappointed!!!" -Hercules
Cepsys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:57.
tim19862: wut
Scy_Anide: I mean, you can rip on the script, it's bad, it can also be delivered bad by the VA, and it is also that...
orellien2773: Sometimes, if they lob a softball right over the plate, you've gotta take a swing.
Tiber727: I are scared.
Clench_Eastwood: This dev played Spooky's House of Jump Scars and said "I don't understand any of this! I know...Ill make a horror game!"
aerobeing: "This DLC is enticing"
EvilBadman: when someone says, "This is sooo funny" instead of laughing
Nightvalien28: time to brute force
Pteraspidomorphi: This makes no sense
TXC2: JR would have made it entertaining
aerobeing: "These lootboxes are a must-have"
frozenphoenix7: Simple Geometry
aerobeing: "This hat is iconic"
EvilBadman: It's probably the bodies in the other room
PandasAndPancakes: Speaking of Spooky's house of jump scares, the developer's new game is out on steam
Keab42: Speaking of Wrestling. Are folks as hyped as me for Heavy Machinery's promotion to the main roster?
frozenphoenix7: I am not @Keab42 The main roster is where good things go to die.
IncredibleFrown: @aerobeing i c o n i c c a p
NomenNeminis: Question for the chat: Has anyone actually encountered a system in real life that works this way?
KartoffelKaiser: @Keab42 I for one am ready for steaks and weights
gascitygaming: I just hope they get treated seriously, like not a joke team
Keab42: I want them to get a series on the network
aerobeing: Solved state is game turned off.
Keab42: Just Steaks & Weights with Tucky and Otis
Clench_Eastwood: GAME DEVS...these puzzles are clever theyre ANNOYING!
asthanius: Just get everything but the far right solved. The far right moves on its own
Beleqwaya: You can fix the 4th one at the very end, its not connected to anything.
AdmiralMemo: Dangit, I thought it was lrrSPOOP day... lrrFRUMP
gascitygaming: hehe the wall has boners
tim19862: LUL
Clench_Eastwood: arent*
PigmyWurm: This might be intersting if it wasn't in the dark
SFSMaus: Hello LRR and chat!
InkyGhoast: oh this is the bad place!
TXC2: Now push 4 ans 2 down
ND_Ericson: There's a dick joke somewhere here, but I'm too lazy
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Leave your death in the hands of others.
NomenNeminis: Hi, SFSMaus
Clench_Eastwood: @SFSMaus o/
TiredNiall: So you wanna solve for the first left three 'cause the right handle is independant
frozenphoenix7: Personal opinion, these puzzles are fine when there are only 3 of the levers. More than that and you've hit obnoxious at minimum.
aerobeing: InkyGhoast, !
jakale: is there some spot in the room saying which way each needs to be?
Rockario: So the one on the right doesn't affect anything else?
vincent_gearbat: The one on the far right can be handled by itself and never changes the others, yeah.
Danaera: Heck yes! I love garbage day!
AdmiralMemo: Today hasn't turned out well. I crashed my car, and now I've missed a significant amount of W&P
Karfsma778: I cannot listen to that sound effect any more
NomenNeminis: Look around for hints, maybe?
Earthenone: what if, and go with me on this, chat were to PROMISE you that this is not worth it and move on to the next game
CyberAsp: This puzzle probably isn't as hard as they're making it, but *why is it here at all*
TXC2: also this screech sound is nope
aerobeing: frozenphoenix7, you are secretly bruteforcing someone's password manually while playing this puzzle.
Mattmitchell45: It can't make BOTH a satisfying "chonk" and a "whinning noise"
NomenNeminis: Wow, I'm sorry to hear that, AdmiralMemo Have a sincerely sad muffin lrrAWW
Rockario: @AdmiralMemo That is indeed a very very bad not good day
TXC2: AdmiralMemo Hope you're OK
tim19862: ugh
The_Ninjurai: Why can't you get some super glue to hold them down?
PigmyWurm: its annoying that it is hard to get a good vantage point on what actually happens when you activate one
niccus: is there a horror game where it's just switch puzzles
Rhynerd: @admiralmemo I hope nobody was harmed and that the damage was minimal.
Coldhorn: Noice
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Dr_fragenstien: pacing!
vincent_gearbat: GAME DESIGN
wildpeaks: Alex 1, logic 0
Clench_Eastwood: yay...this game is JUST LIKE Portal!
Beleqwaya: Relevant puzzle
Clench_Eastwood: just like it
AdmiralMemo: All I wanted to do was go watch Wreck it Ralph... instead, I lost my headlights to a light post.
darkalter2000: This game is boring.
StrawberryPepper: because puzzle
Mt_Storm: Artificially lengthening "gameplay"
SFSMaus: Because they can
Mag_Chundysquatch: @AdmiralMemo light post OP
tim19862: lrrAWW sorry to hear that AdmiralMemo lrrDARK
GhassanPL: Because better games did it
tastethebeams: LUL
abaoa_qu: my friend is a corrections officer and this is not how he describes his workplace
gascitygaming: that is also unsettling
Karfsma778: Yeah, that trial and error bullshit is about as bad as Towers of Hanoi
StrawberryPepper: i call it 'headache timewaster', but others just call it puzzle
vincent_gearbat: No, you can't come in.
ThorSokar: Does no one read "The Design of Everyday Things" anymore? (In UI design classes)
IncredibleFrown: remember when silent hill did, like, shakespeare puzzles
Clench_Eastwood: wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Garfman314: attack of the wibblymen
Fr0Dough: Damn, the Gass
ND_Ericson: Another player, with too much headbob turned on Kappa
Rhynerd: Man,
Rujasu: I should actually watch Jacob's Ladder one of these days
SFSMaus: Are these shy doors?
Keab42: Door Slocked?
Foxmar320: No jump scare?
RichardMcSundy: stsLul
gascitygaming: we gonna get spooped
TXC2: right chat, I'm off
MilkInBag: HAHA
NomenNeminis: Same
aerobeing: lol
Boiler_bot: Oh hello
frozenphoenix7: You know, there's a game I really want to submit to W&P, but it wouldn't work for a couple reasons. Partially because I don't think Alex would enjoy the game all that much, partially because it's a massive, massive game and to get to why it's truly, truly bad would take a while.
chamel_: Is this Watch+Play, or a horrible version of Let's Nope?
StrawberryPepper: really?
fishmanfishfish: !next
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Despoiler98: derp!
Foxmar320: It wiggled at us
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
kamelion84: katesLol
Psychic_Ketchup: boogedyboogedy
chimingfish: lrrSPOOP
JLHonors: There it is
SirFlukesAlot: that was like....jazz head
Beleqwaya: Awww
darkalter2000: Next game?
mugsi_: Whoever designed this game hates ears AND fun
SolarBlitz1: Herp da derp
aerobeing: katesLol
kumatsu: Jump scare???
NimrodXIV: that was neither jump nor scare
SirFlukesAlot: rather than jazz hands
OKB_1: 😒
Clench_Eastwood: Would you like to buy some girl sco.....Well F U too then!
Mattmitchell45: SLUMP SCARE!
InquisitorJL: well that was disappointing
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
gascitygaming: did Graham voice that?
NomenNeminis: I don't think they've reacted to any of the jumpscares. That's almost a record!
StrawberryPepper: it didn't even jumpscare.... it kinda... bleh... okay.
Beleqwaya: Hey, hey chat...
Rockario: Aww, no monotone "Jesus Christ" from our VA?
NomenNeminis: 'night, TXC2 !
Beleqwaya: Boo.
Boiler_bot: Dorrs Schlocked
Inquisitor_Xian: the way he says "doors locked" keeps making me thing of snake saying "metal gear"
vincent_gearbat: Every time he touches a locked door, the DOOR STUCK Counter Strike video plays in my head.
TiredNiall: I've come to realise that the only way a world of puzzles makes sense thematically is if the entire world was built to be a world of puzzles ala The Witness, Myst, Quern, etc.
aerobeing: A Weapon to surpass Metal Door
mugsi_: night TXC2 !
kitsunestudios: The dev was traumatized by a Jell-o Jiggler at some point in their life.
accountmadeforants: Might wanna get those smudges off your eyeballs, getting an awful lot of glare there
korvys: Oh, Alex and G, I started watching OSW Review. Some very funny (if occasionally problematic) lads.
Rockario: @Beleqwaya lrrSPOOP
arcaneIllumination: If you want puzzles, just take a puzzle game. I enjoy puzzles myself, but I also don't want to deal with a large amount of them in games of other genres.
Zalbaag: Is it bugging anyone else that there are 4 matches in the box, but you only get 3?
Iraeda: @frozenphoenix7 what game?
ND_Ericson: So, your matches can go down to Minus 10?
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Lyannen: Thermodynamics
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Arikell: Isn't that just the thermodynamics crapshot?
OKB_1: You discover you can burn because you're a Wax Man. Wax Man™
aerobeing: AdmiralMemo :D Thanks.
asthanius: @TiredNiall Hence why in Professor Layton, you get all of your puzzles from people who do them for fun
MarsIsDead: Does it annoy anyone else that their are clearly 4 matches in the box but it only gives Alex 3 everytime he picks them up?
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RobertMerlow: from a horror game to a straight crapshot
Mag_Chundysquatch: someone needs to chill on the reverb
PigmyWurm: Their should be a risk michanic where you have to hold a button down to keep the match lit and if you do it for to long you drop the match and hurt yourself
NomenNeminis: arcaneIllumination Especially since, like stealth sections in non-stealth games, the puzzles are usually very badly done!
Gen2Gengar: Who's Anton?
vincent_gearbat: So, if you get caught again, do you find yourself standing on a staircase and have to do all that again to get back?
tim19862: it was great
I_Am_Clockwork: oh is Nataly your wierd psycic child?
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SFSMaus: You too can be Director!
asthanius: Marth
ani_laurel: dat reverb
Lazarus_18: Does this dev know you CAN swear in video games?
SolarBlitz1: roy ROY
Foxmar320: Someone mains Roy in Smash
aerobeing: Рой.
ThorSokar: that was a good crapshoot
W_Livi: I fuckin' loved that crapshot
chimingfish: roy's our boy!
o0sk_ren0o: It's ya Roi
wafflesoup: Roy's our Boy!
firelordgamez: What game is this?
CyberAsp: Roy's our boy!
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put my fanfic in Smash, you cowards!
FlyingUltraCar: I love that crapshot so much
OKB_1: Royiii booiiiiiii
BobaThaiTea: royyyys ma boyyyy
Lyannen: That bacon sound in the crapshot :)
Beleqwaya: @AdmiralMemo Oh, thanks.
t3h_f1gm3nt: also....that christmas topper crapshot from yesterday...thanks i hate it
Keab42: I am still laughing at Christmas Topper
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So did I read that they have apparently Greenlit a Hot Fuzz 2?
NomenNeminis: Dang it, Foxmar320 , you beat me to it! :D
Metric_Furlong: firelordgamez inmates
gascitygaming: this last one with beej was awesome, his expressions nailed it
firelordgamez: @Metric_Furlong Thanks
Dared00: my longest "yeah Royyyyy"
Crad0k: i still say you should have done an actual fire gag for that, it's just never worked for me without seeing actual fire?
mugsi_: M' Roy boy, s'named roy
Boiler_bot: Put Roy in Smash you cowards
Featherweight_: Roy is the only one who does any god damn work around here
Inquisitor_Xian: !smash
LRRbot: Put a dating game in Smash, you cowards!
Rhynerd: Isn’t thar Crapshot still one of the fastest ones ever written, filmed and directed?
tim19862: meeseeks? Kappa
NomenNeminis: Good grasp of symmetry that child has.
Rhynerd: *edited
shdragon: have they started spoiling the next ravnica set?
ehsteveG: Where would recommend I start with OSW?
Sati90: Vibrating head dude: “That is the third place where I pleasure myself”
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TheBob58: I'm so stoked for Afterlife
TiredNiall: @
Skudd: Nice segue, Alex
Banrael: Why was Ben there?
CraziestOwl: Yes
Thoth7: I'm stoked about the absolutely bonkers amazing Seb McKinnon art
IncredibleFrown: @shdragon yeah, rakdos and simic cards
Armstrong11139: Been to the storage facility? Not physically.
CommiePuddin: I wonder what we do next...
NomenNeminis: Graham keeps saying jokes before I can type them!
tribbletribal: Afterlife looks sweet. The simic mechanic disappointed me a bit
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aerobeing: Can we do it metaphysically instead?
KartoffelKaiser: That new removal spell in rakdos seems nice
Cabalsp: new Simic mechanic seems too similar to monstrous
tim19862: hehe
gascitygaming: benginOmg benginOmg benginOmg Enter the Storage facility benginOmg benginOmg benginOmg
TiredNiall: I was making a "family goes to a casting agent" Aristocrats joke, but MtG, sure...
chamel_: Adapt looks like a neat mechanic
Beleqwaya: You mean, "Damn, it's locked!"
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: The Simic Mecanic seems... strong?
SacrificialToast: if it's bolted, I guess
arcaneIllumination: The original seed for that crapshoot is also amazing. Wasn't it Beej talking about Japanese swimsuits or something?
Jondare: Have you also seen the new Instant speed dreadbore? +11 red mana, but can also hit artifacts, and as i said instant
aerobeing: Graham, maybe the guy locked it himself.
chamel_: Since its at instant speed
ThePerrBearr: if there's no keyhole on your side, you could say it's locked "from the other side"
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PigmyWurm: you can tell if it is bolted though
Dr_fragenstien: usually a door is locked from the side without the keyhole. If you can see the keyhole, it's locked from the other side
Rhynerd: @arcaneillumination yeah
arcaneIllumination: *Crapshot.
accountmadeforants: I mean, if the door doesn't have a keyhole on this side...
queenmarchesa: that new hate bear is going right in my alesha deck
FlyingUltraCar: Adapt has not thrilled me so far, but I imagine there will be good cards later
ThorSokar: you can if there is no keyhole on the nob / no deadbolt
Jadenim: You can if it’s a toilet?
CraziestOwl: It’s getting late, good night friends
Featherweight_: we could just... not?
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Mushbie: Shit gets rusty. All doors are locked
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wicker_knight: so, it appears we are now in post-processing Amnesia?
Keab42: @AdmiralMemo Thank You!!!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART
GhassanPL: Worse than bad, it's boring
gascitygaming: I didn't realize until now, you can do the simic mechanic multiple times can' you?
LucyCloudberry: I kinda want Batman to just casually walk past
Thoth7: the new Simic mechanic *is* monstrous, but without the memory issues (good) and with the inherent hint to spend counters to do things (very simic) that's not a negative thing
Lyannen: I wonder when the gameplay will start..
Karfsma778: @TiredNiall that's where the name of the archetype came from, in part.
ThorSokar: (In all fairness there is a 0% chance this developer thought of that)
tim19862: mawp lrrBEEJ
KartoffelKaiser: There are what, two cards with Adapt that have been spoiled? I don't see the point of trying to figure out how good it's going to be
NomenNeminis: I enjoy the irony of saying that with your username, CraziestOwl (though there are many diurnal owls), but have a great night!
Rhynerd: The seed was uniforms. Beej got on about Japanese Swimsuits, and then the crapshot was written.
ZealousCrow: I just got here, but visually, this game is really nice.
LucyCloudberry: more like dying hall!!!!
ThePerrBearr: Dining Hall, Lounge, Marvel Universe
Despoiler98: into the SEA
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hi roy
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
Despoiler98: CHAIR
aerobeing: Yay! We won the game!
ND_Ericson: breaktime! time to get some foods!
Skudd: Oh thenk god
Featherweight_: cubewaWow
CommiePuddin: The Simic mechanic seems like a slightly reskinned Monstrous.
Kikazi: sergeIntoTheSea with this game!
Jadenim: Huzzah!
SFSMaus: Fer sure!
Earthenone: gaem, why cant i quit you
tastethebeams: creaaaak
Sati90: Time for SEA!
Jadenim: Away with you
Rhynerd: Let Graham Out.
Despoiler98: katesChair katesChair katesChair katesChair
OKB_1: I hope the modeller/effects person of this game had the change to work on something better. Because it does not look awful…
DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex...bye Alex katesChair
CrazymattCaptain: there is no escape
vincent_gearbat: Graham solved the most important puzzle of all.
chamel_: There's also the alternate win condition for simic
JLHonors: Yeah, it wasn't toooo bad, but it was dull as all hell.
OKB_1: @vincent_gearbat alt + F4 ?
MacSquizzy: @gascitygaming you can activate adapt multiple times, but you'll only get the counters once. It checks on resolution. However, you can get the counters multiple times if you have some way to remove the counters in between
gascitygaming: ah, gotcha
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KingKool2099: Sup Graham. I got an odd number of teeth now!
AdmiralMemo: charity1000 Need good fun please. Wanted to see Wreck It Ralph 2. Crashed car into light pole instead. (I'm OK!) #charity
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vincent_gearbat: @OKB_1 The ultimate skeleton key, for the House of a Thousand Skeletons
DigitalSeahorse: my alarm didn't wake me cause my phone's out of battery
LucyCloudberry: 💀
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tastethebeams: katesWa katesWa WEW katesOw
Unas84: oh no @AdmiralMemo that sucks :( glad you're ok
Beleqwaya: Damn. lrrHEART @AdmiralMemo
KingKool2099: Sorry to hear that @AdmiralMemo
gascitygaming: aslo check out the art on this card just spoiled
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aerobeing: lrrDARK
Boi_Ginny: @admiralmemo Glad you're okay!
gascitygaming: awesome art is awesome^
caffienatedcrow: I'm glad yo're okay AdmiralMemo!
aerobeing: AdmiralMemo, glad you're ok.
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gascitygaming: it's Seb art so it's awesome
chamel_: Zegana looks fun, but for Simic to be good, those counters have to do something.
MacSquizzy: @AdmiralMemo how'd the car make out?
AnjaZeta: #charity charity100 Graham's sweater game id on fire!
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KingKool2099: EAT IT ON CAMERA
gascitygaming: ASMR chili eating?
korvys: mukbang!
Despoiler98: Hey Graham can you do me a favor and ask Alex if my PAX Unplugged Ghost still haunts him?
caffienatedcrow: Thank you for not eating on camera. Eating is good though.
Lyannen: But what if we WANT to see you ea?
KingKool2099: Noooo
ThorSokar: oo0o, omnious!
AdmiralMemo: Fender and bumper and headlight are all messed up or gone.
aerobeing: Dadly Cardigan: The Horror Game
ayirbudd: that bedevil card looks nuts
ayirbudd: on all fronts
Sati90: Leave the sound on lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chamel_: Everything except lands and enchantments
OKB_1: Time to shave and brush some TEETH 🦷
undecided44: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:21.
ayirbudd: teethteethteethteethteeth
ReynardWrecca: Good evening friends, hope we're all feeling well and - if you wish to be - festive. Have I missed anything more than usually brilliant?
AshBurnem: TEETH
RobertMerlow: chili and noodles: good choice?
Gekyouryuu: had to step away for a bit. we still only one game in?
ayirbudd: @gekyouryuu yup
Earthenone: all you have missed is a horror game
wildpeaks: yes but we escaped the horror
Sati90: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL Teeth mustache!
Despoiler98: Hey Graham can you do me a favor and ask Alex if my PAX Unplugged Ghost still haunts him? He'll know what it means lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lighting_bolt_123: are we on to the next game?
OKB_1: That's fast
Barb4rian: Oh that was quick, hi duders
Earthenone: thats a good sign
tim19862: lrrSPOOP WutFace
tim19862: spoopy
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun My car and
Marlonwo: thats was some fast chilli eating
korvys: Oh, I think I know what this is
asthanius: bobles
MilkInBag: the greatest sin
Unas84: ditties!?
JLHonors: hum
BtEtta: Bobs?
Barb4rian: lol
cheetoJack: potential boobs?! is it christmas already?
korvys: Is this a sequel?
NimrodXIV: Banned on Tumblr!
countz3r0: not boobicles!!!
Taveena: But are they female-presenting???
Dr_fragenstien: this stream banned from tumblr
wildpeaks: oh god
BITs19_: Ben look away!!1
Sati90: Graham physically absorbed a chilli
jonnykefka: We need a tits klaxon
Despoiler98: TOS TOS TOS TOS
Nightvalien28: oh no
Metric_Furlong: chesticles?!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH HONEY NO
Questhere: 800085
CastleOtranto: amytfaBweeb amytfaBweem amytfaBweem amytfaBweef
hainiryun_: did they make another one?!
BellaDante__: oh dear
AshBurnem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tenthtechpriest: OH HONEY
MikoKisai: TOS
shdragon: OH NOOOOO
asthanius: bloodier boobs?
MAPBoardgames: BEWBZ!
KartoffelKaiser: why
Rhynerd: Oh no
Karfsma778: OH NO
Camail: there's always a second boob
ReynardWrecca: Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
jonnykefka: lol ben
myytgryndyr: bloody boobs? WutFace
moxamber26: NO FUCKIBNG WAY
Nightvalien28: fffffffffffffffffffffff
Anaerin: 2 Bloody Boobs?
aerobeing: AdmiralMemo, may I ask what happened?
wench_tacular: how could we forget
NomenNeminis: WHY?!?!
hainiryun_: Oh. No.
Skudd: Oh no
Alness49: EFF
CosmicDuctTape: this sounds... no
Beleqwaya: What
heckingjen: ti tty
Boi_Ginny: Oh honey no...
FlyingUltraCar: Alert Tumblr
shdragon: plzno
n_mandrag: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ???!
chamel_: Oh christ
countz3r0: THe Boobs Strike Back???
GroutNASA: Bloodier Boobs?
MacSquizzy: lol Ben
underhill33: Saga?
t3h_f1gm3nt: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!
AshBurnem: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
VoidByAnyOtherName: electric boobaloo?
Sati90: Titeh!
ThorSokar: OF COURSE there is!
the_number_two2: oh God no
Optimuspony: love you Ben
Earthenone: lrrWOW
JLHonors: oh no
Beleqwaya: It's a sequel, not a saga!
aerobeing: TOS?
ani_laurel: ooh, this should be good
chimingfish: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Gen2Gengar: This is art
edgeyberzerker: oh lawdy LOL
shdragon: please no no no no
cheetoJack: This is significantly higher quality animation than I was expecting
Mister_Skittles: im with ben
tim19862: oh boy
NdroFox: Saga?!
tenthtechpriest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AdmiralMemo: @aerobeing I misjudged space when turning.
edgeyberzerker: ummmmmm!!!
MikoKisai: ow
therm0s_: No means no
tim19862: tos
AdmiralMemo: Not OK!
NomenNeminis: Wow, they got animation, kinda
BellaDante__: uhhhhhh
chimingfish: TOS
PandasAndPancakes: This is the worst Smutastrophe post ever.
Aenir798: TOS
Dared00: TOS
wench_tacular: thar aint right
BellaDante__: NOPE
wildpeaks: uhhh
11Dot: Is that hitler?
MilkInBag: hey thats me
Taveena: I'm with Ben
markededge: devodded
frozenphoenix7: Ummm....No
Karfsma778: Somewhere in Ukraine not nearly so good as "Somewhere in Nevada"
Aarek: no no no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uuhhhhh
Mindfire13: TOS
Iraeda: wat
offbeatwitch: TOS
MikoKisai: I feel that, and I don't even *have* boobs
BlueMagnusStormCrow: TOS
BrittishRedcap: I am discomfort
lighting_bolt_123: uhhhhh
Camail: this is uncomfortable
Elypants: Uhm.
ZealousCrow: v gross
Silver__Knight_: TOS
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: NO CONSENT
MacSquizzy: Welp I've seen enough lol
BellaDante__: BAD
CyberAsp: no
CastleOtranto: Can we not?
virre_: No no no no no
edgeyberzerker: I NEED AN ADULT!!!
countz3r0: what do you expect from the Sausage King
LarkSachrosis: What the dammhell!?
The_Ninjurai: I see why this was filtered out of your search results
CosmicDuctTape: Ben is concern
Dared00: NO
offbeatwitch: GRATUITOUS TITS
KartoffelKaiser: wow this went from creepy to content warning immediately
virre_: NO
VoidByAnyOtherName: what is that thing
MilkInBag: MOM
heckingjen: TOS
SolarBlitz1: GRAHAM PLS
SAJewers: i was eating. what did i come back to?
arcaneIllumination: How do we know this is related to Bloody boobs?
Dr_fragenstien: That wasn't story. It didn't explain anything!
BrittishRedcap: noooooooooope
Kerrisis: What the gibbering fuck?
StrawberryPepper: this is making me supremely uncomfortable.
aerobeing: AdmiralMemo, oh boy. Over/underturning was my issue when taking the license exam.
W_Livi: wow
AdmiralMemo: Those are not nipples
virre_: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Reecer6: This game is very honest.
edgehead_: Is Ben ok?
Barb4rian: This is something
ReynardWrecca: Good grief.
ani_laurel: 'might be'
tim19862: welp
ayirbudd: this is amazing lol
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: I NEED AN ADULT!
Moroklumpen: Who okayed this?
FurthestChunk55: y'know i think we can stop now
Sarcastic_comma: Banned
GroutNASA: Female Presenting Nippls?
ThePerrBearr: what did i just come back to?
Amentur: T O S
SolarBlitz1: FURRY
the_number_two2: there.. might... be boobs
KV1NN4: HOW did their production quality go... up??
DoodlestheGreat: I go to get laundry and find THIS on my screen?
Camail: FURRY
caffienatedcrow: FURRY
snake12341: Wtf
asthanius: WHAT
BrittishRedcap: HUMAN/FURRY???
Aarek: where is bonathan?
NomenNeminis: "Hey, here's a game that is marketed to lecherous people. Let's make a lecherous person the bad guy."
BellaDante__: uh
Unas84: hmmmm, wonder what this game is about...
azureHaights: Boobs Saga or Boobs SaGa?
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gaxnys: Uhm, TOS?
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ThorSokar: WELL
MilkInBag: choose the girl, FURRY?
BloodnBullets: i dont think i can watch this at work...
CyberAsp: Choose the WHAT now
tenthtechpriest: TOS
hainiryun_: there's a lot to take in already
Anaerin: FURRY?
MacSquizzy: FURRY
Mag_Chundysquatch: what in the EVEN!>?
Inquisitor_Xian: suddenly glad i've got my office to myself lol
Aenir798: "CHOOSE THE GIRL"?????/
Silver__Knight_: FURRY
heckingjen: cnat have that on tumblr
SpacePotato01: I need an adult, a hot dog bun, and mayonaise.
edgeyberzerker: bE A FURRY!
NomenNeminis: I'm very confused
BellaDante__: are you allowed to play this?
Mt_Storm: Is... is twitch okay with this?
ND_Ericson: This is... some moment to come back
Texan_Reverend: Onion Knight
CrazymattCaptain: FURRY!
CastleOtranto: FURRY
korvys: Ok, I'm at work, so I might have to catch the VOD on this one
o0sk_ren0o: ToS?
the_number_two2: FURRY
shurtal: Cursor is a penis
edgeyberzerker: FURRY!
embyrr922: Uh, what the hell did I just walk into?
Dr_fragenstien: OWO what's that mrenu option?
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: uwu furry
snake12341: WHAT HAVE YOU DONR??
Sarcastic_comma: Female presenting nipples
ehsteveG: FBI OPEN UP!!
Reecer6: You GOTTA pick furry.
tim19862: this is not banned on twitch, Yet!?
Sati90: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Skudd: Oh that cursor
heckingjen: Furry???
Rhynerd: Isn’t this game one big TOS violation?
Unas84: it's a BOOBDICK!!!
tim19862: wow
ND_Ericson: Ah, the two genders: Human or Furry
Aarek: oWo whats this menu option
heckingjen: UwU
Questhere: F to fuck off
dougma: Thank You, I HATE IT
AdmiralMemo: wut
GhassanPL: I mean, the technical quality is much better
virre_: I am experiencng fear
Astra7525: jesus
Optimuspony: there is a LOT going on
LarkSachrosis: I'mma say be ready to cut the feed G
jakale: welp
Scy_Anide: Were those booballs?
chimingfish: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Dared00: jesus why
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: UwU
Moroklumpen: There's a keybind for "fuck off". Magical.
Sortaz: omgS
Reecer6: Honestly, there's a lot of charm in this so far.
frozenphoenix7: Umm
BloodnBullets: uh, chat can someone let me know when this game is done?
markededge: where is god
GhassanPL: Also, the game seems much more self-aware
ani_laurel: this gets better by the second
ThePerrBearr: is it supposed to be a head and boobs? or a penis?
tim19862: such katesLewd
shdragon: This is scarier than the last game.
Gouryuuzin: Based on the garbage already in your steam library why would they filter this out?
NomenNeminis: IS EVERYONE 16?
embyrr922: Are those dicks with boobs for tested?
myytgryndyr: does twitch allow this game?
tim19862: WutFace
IncredibleFrown: ???
MilkInBag: HUH
StrawberryPepper: why. just... why?
BellaDante__: the selfawareness makes it worse
AdmiralMemo: Wut
Sati90: Furry or riot!
wildpeaks: uum
Mag_Chundysquatch: OOOHHH NOOOOO
Indirnys: now i've seen everything
offbeatwitch: who tf did these animations
VoidByAnyOtherName: kelpEyes
heckingjen: are those dicks or boobs with a neck
LbxAni: as a man or woman, if you EVER want to do something like that to someone without consent.....DON"T
jakale: boob magic?
hoktauri: boob magic
caffienatedcrow: This is weird af o.o
azlan121: well, this is definately going to be a segment I can watch in the office at work
CyberAsp: what.
vincent_gearbat: Apply violence to short man with horns to bottle in anus fire happens.
MikoKisai: dafuq am I watching?
Moroklumpen: WHO OKAYED THIS?
FurthestChunk55: BOOB MAGIC
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: yes, am the 16 year olds gurl
grotz110: guys. GUYS
Barb4rian: dammit
goodburger2: lol wtf
accountmadeforants: I'm impressed
FurthestChunk55: BOOB MINES
Psychic_Ketchup: I'm speechless?
Elypants: This.. this is a thing. This is a thing which exists.
tim19862: katesWa katesOw lrrWOW SantaHat
ND_Ericson: This is... a weirdly well-done tutorial imo?
FurthestChunk55: COCK GUN
NomenNeminis: WHY?
ZeroArcana: can we not?
Kerrisis: A willygun?!
SolarBlitz1: That'ts... honestly a simple way to do a tutorial
ayirbudd: im so happy right now
laozi3: I am...out
Nightvalien28: laser titis
hainiryun_: on the balance I've concluded that video games were not in fact worth it.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: MACHINE GUN JUBBLIES?
NomenNeminis: DOUBLE WHY?
tim19862: katesWave SantaHat katesOw SantaHat
darkora: the fuck am I watching?
TehAmelie: oh hi
CyberAsp: You guys sure you wanna do this
caffienatedcrow: Annnd Adam is just dying xD
aerobeing: Are you sure this is allowed in Twitch?
NimrodXIV: somebody watched Machete 2
embyrr922: Laser tits???
edgeyberzerker: Even Senran Kagura thinks this is tasteless XD
aerobeing: Have you checked?
MadAran87: Man, listening to Ben lose it in the other room makes this worth while.
the_number_two2: Graham, Alex, if we don't play the boob magic build this stream is a RIPOFF /s
Keab42: Bring Ben in here before he dies offscreen
DoodlestheGreat: Ben's going to lose it. GET IN HERE, BEN!
BellaDante__: i feel deeply uncomfortable by this game
gascitygaming: benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
NdroFox: Ah, the Rodriguez Special gun
Astra7525: holy hell
MacSquizzy: This is the best/worst tutorial
iSmartMan1: Come on, why you gotta do this game while I'm at work?
Texan_Reverend: Redneck Rampage did the boob guns ages ago. Does anybody else remember that?
tim19862: katesWa SantaHat katesOw SantaHat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was that a Suda51 game or Swery65 game that had "The Gun"
Unas84: praise the BOOBDICK!
Keondo: what is this?? O_0
Mag_Chundysquatch: whiskeyLewd
LarkSachrosis: *sigh*
Sati90: “Face towards enemy”
Invitare: why does this tutorial cutscene have surprisingly high production value
asthanius: the cursor
MAPBoardgames: This is definitely.... A thing I saw.
accountmadeforants: Dicktit?
long_bad_cutscene: the complete lack of music or noise is oddly disconcerting
TehAmelie: how are we doing with garbage today?
ReynardWrecca: This Just In: Swinging blades are dangerous.
NomenNeminis: I like that the model kicks because she clearly can't use her arms with THOSE in her way.
IncredibleFrown: well...we won, i guess.
adi_pie: So is he the Dick-tator?
Astra7525: "Somewhere in Ukraine"
jadeworrior: its like Zardos for dicks I guess
ani_laurel: imprisoned in condoms?
Reecer6: Well, of course they aren't.
Camail: I dont consider myself human
Amentur: The penis is good. The gun is evil
jonnykefka: as...tutorials' least informative? Like, it gives you an actual understanding of how to play the game...
MilkInBag: Victory, game over
grotz110: Graham. Furries are not human.
GroutNASA: This is a thing we have now experienced.
Aenir798: why is the cursor....
tenthtechpriest: so you have to light the dongfires? is this dark souls?
kitsunestudios: Uh
Psychic_Ketchup: Legally distinct humans
cheetoJack: TehAmelie we are overflowing with garbage
the_number_two2: dick cursor 2018
ThePerrBearr: i mean, generally they're other animals
Kortanios just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Kortanios subscribed for 51 months in a row!
Kortanios: I feel like I walked in on something here...
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caffienatedcrow: FURRY
NomenNeminis: Is that better than "Furry" or "Normal"?
AdmiralMemo: @LbxAni Indeed. Like... A trope that needs to go away is "I will show my villain is evil by removing someone's agency."
niccus: you're thinking of dr. furry's monster
Alness49: The only two genders, Human and Furry
MolaMolaphant: oh god that cursor
FlyingUltraCar: I want this game not to be
NdroFox: This... is literally the scrawls in a secondary schoolers margins
embyrr922: Is your cursor a dong?
caffienatedcrow: FURRRYYY!
Marlonwo: omg the cursor
wench_tacular: and ears
thirsty_kitteh: Click twice!
Despoiler98: Tail no Tail tail no tail
KartoffelKaiser: Well its like those ads that claim that the people in them are "Real people, not actors"
Anaerin: You have to CLICK TWICE
Inquisitor_Xian: there's some serious stuff happening here
MikoKisai: there is a character editor
aerobeing: My internet has chosen the worst time to act up.
Reecer6: Click twice!
lighting_bolt_123: thanks I hate it
StarlitGhost: eff this, tbh
miniwak: oh no. i come back to this.......oh god not this
SolarBlitz1: Double click for editor
Mister_Skittles: i cannot help but wonder if incels where involved
frozenphoenix7: Do we HAVE to though?
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: If it has a tail, their a furry!
dougma: Should I be glad that they for once changed from the default cursor?
Keondo: LUL
Sati90: 1000% furry
Gekyouryuu: as I watch this, Africa by toto is on the radio
arcaneIllumination: I'm guessing it means anthropomorphic animal by "furry"
hainiryun_: this loading screen is impossibly cursed
shdragon: So, uh, I'll be back to watch this in the VOD, I think. >.>
Dr_fragenstien: catgirld =/= furries
Earthenone: no its not a tale, its a SAGA
Rockario: This is fairly average on the furry-scale
CarDoorTheGhostDeer: nyan~
long_bad_cutscene: @Mister_Skittles 100% they were
ZealousCrow: furriness is a spectrum lol
Unas84: do you think they paid for that image?
Amentur: Isn't motion blur still on?
Mag_Chundysquatch: and this was the last time LRR ever broadcast on twitch
Reecer6: furry = cat
ThePerrBearr: it decided to go early
GDwarf: Eh, you don't need a full fursuit to be a furry.
Sati90: Wow Graham....
AdmiralMemo: Does this person not know aereola (sp?) exist?
tyrew0rm: RIP stream
Kerrisis: So, this is in Early Access...
Phosphatide: is this safe to stream LUL
DigitalSeahorse: BOOBIES
SpacePotato01: wait, they skinned a cat texture on a human skull?
markededge: rip stream
Crad0k: humanity was a mistake
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Periapsis13: oh dear god what have i walked in on
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brainbosh: This is just a SKYRIM mod
JackWhoWanders: poseeden
NomenNeminis: Surprisingly restrained breastsize, actually.
Camail: the skeleton has a bottle in its hip bones
lighting_bolt_123: uhhhhh gubuy
MilkInBag: i still dont understand what the bottle does
ND_Ericson: Khajiit has come to prison
W_Livi: Punch, kick; it's all in the mind...
TiredNiall: "Poseeden"?
NdroFox: Poseeden
Shchenya: Well furries aren't human... speaking as furry trash
Despoiler98: OMG
GhassanPL: So far so Dark Souls Kappa
wafflesoup: This camera has intentions
DigitalSeahorse: kitty boobies
hoktauri: this is STILL better than a lot of other games on here
sir_jack_DB: no no no no no no no
CyberAsp: This character model is surprisingly not two spheres on a stick figure
CastleOtranto: Structurally, how does that bikini bottom work?
NomenNeminis: Really?
jonnykefka: opportune buffer pause for me there
ani_laurel: ooohh nooo
arcaneIllumination: A bottle?
aerobeing: katesLol
countz3r0: almost better than Skyrim
virre_: Can we not perhaps
SolarBlitz1: lrrWOW
heckingjen: pardon
TallBlondePillager: What manner of filth did I stumble into?
Indirnys: khajiit has wares if you have coin, if you get my drift Kappa
cheetoJack: Can we just hit the eject button on this?
Unas84: @NomenNeminis wanna bet that powerups also increas your size?
heckingjen: use a what now
Sarcastic_comma: How would i explain to someone what i am watching
DigitalSeahorse: slytqButt slytqButt slytqButt
StarlitGhost: EFF THIS GAME
Elypants: @.@
JLHonors: The camera is trying too hard
TiredNiall: Was he trying to make a Posemen joke and gave up halfway through?
Mag_Chundysquatch: SOMEONE has never ever EVER met a female in their lives neverever
tim19862: lrrSPOOP IceCold
DoodlestheGreat: My soul is diseased...
Periapsis13: i was just about to take a drink
Sati90: Dark Souls 4 has taken a bold new approach
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Keondo: well this is a............ game........
NomenNeminis: Unas84 Ugh, you're probably right.
Camail: steam version?
TheThromborax: what is that
jonnykefka: wow my stream is fucking up horribly
aerobeing: lrrWOW
AdmiralMemo: Wait... is that pixelation IN THE GAME?
TheThromborax: what is going on
ayirbudd: health problems? just use a tampon ya dummy
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gizmofreak1: What game is this?
virre_: Censoring
tim19862: streamer mode?
The_Ninjurai: For our safety
TheThromborax: what is this
MikoKisai: is this the developers making things stream-safe?
Alness49: Wait... what have you decided is too much. FOR THIS GAME?
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think is blurry for our saftey
Optimuspony: bad. you should feel bad
SpacePotato01: LEGO mode?
tyrew0rm: Where in the depths of hell did you find this?
asthanius: NOPE
Mag_Chundysquatch: NOPE
MadAran87: Oh, they're boning.
richard_ermen: Content filter?
SolarBlitz1: ABORT
asthanius: NEXT GAME
tim19862: welp
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Censored
DigitalSeahorse: it must be sex
NomenNeminis: It's more, "why is THAT blurry"
11Dot: NOPE
Despoiler98: lrrEFF
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
Rhynerd: Because it’s sex.
GDwarf: The first one turned into a polemic about how terrible a person you were for buying it and playing it. This one has managed to be *even less subtle*.
KhorakTheMighty1: banned!
Mag_Chundysquatch: I think that's the end of this
long_bad_cutscene: TOS
Periapsis13: TOS
TheThromborax: and done
vincent_gearbat: Probably SHOULDN'T disable the censorship
ani_laurel: i dont want to know whatthe threshold is for blurring something in this game
Clench_Eastwood: I left for 10 minutes!
frozenphoenix7: We can uh. We can stop now.
CyberAsp: Literal actual TOS
tim19862: that wasn't boobs
SpacePotato01: so, did they actually commission someone to do all that art?
Rockario: Yeah, this is going to be very explicit
Marlonwo: "why is that blurry?" trust me you dont wanna know
Camail: this is just porn now
ehsteveG: This is becoming a smutastrophe Kappa
miniwak: it's a censor. and even censored it's.......not something you;d wanna have on here
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah next game would be appreciated
DigitalSeahorse: TOS for realsies
VoodontWoW: NOPE
Crad0k: that was *basically* a vulva
Kerrisis: Early Access.
tim19862: very quickly lrrBEEJ lrrFRUMP
GhassanPL: God damn it now I need to get this
adi_pie: You know, I liked this channel.
TheThromborax: guys, no
Mag_Chundysquatch: can we please stop... if not for your sake but for ours?
TheThromborax: done
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, stop now before you run into trouble.
Despoiler98: WELP
drcanonball: !game
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Keab42: No wonder it was getting filtered
ani_laurel: I'm too ace for this
TheMerricat: !uptime
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castlewise: I thikn this might be a bridge to far
GhassanPL: Just to see how far it goes
NomenNeminis: Next game!
StarlitGhost: next game please
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah lets just....walk away from this. not worth losing the channel for this
Mag_Chundysquatch: thank you
Rhynerd: Yeah, I’d say stop playing this before you find a really big TOS violation.
Periapsis13: that wasn't just cameltoe it was the whole damn foot
SolarBlitz1: I think we're gonna have to call an executive 'Stop'
TragicMtG: well that was... something..
countz3r0: dammit now i need to buy this game.
Sarcastic_comma: Hey Twitch ... yeah We got them
Karfsma778: GREAT
caffienatedcrow: Oh god o.o
VoodontWoW: Thank u, next
tim19862: more nude, hmmm
markededge: oh my god
Karfsma778: (Not great)
MairzyDoats: ok
arcbound_roomba: Well, LRR was a fine channel while it lasted
offbeatwitch: how much did that game cost.
Astra7525: SHould we just try the editor?
heckingjen: like
ReynardWrecca: That was SO...VERY...something.
gascitygaming: Well it is called garbage day lol
tim19862: welp
Decaped: someone had a lot of fun making that game.
NomenNeminis: I'm just surprised it defaults to censored
DigitalSeahorse: one for those thirsty on main moments for later :P
SFSMaus: Whooops!
Despoiler98: *Waits for the ban hammer*
ThePerrBearr: sex is funny
TehAmelie: do we think twitch is gonna have to add to the list of banned games?
vincent_gearbat: You make it go away by using fire and bottles, per tutorial
heckingjen: these people know porn exists right
KartoffelKaiser: Ok so for those of you who wanted the heads up they're back on the booth cam
Boi_Ginny: Oops
MikoKisai: it's been nice knowing you, LRRsmen
Sarcastic_comma: Just describe everything
Mattmitchell45: Don't take my word for it
heckingjen: they dont need to do this
Questhere: how do I delete memories?
DoodlestheGreat: How do we make this go away from our brains? OhGod
VoodontWoW: Sometimes, something is too garbage.
chamel_: Ok so, how do clips work after they're published?
GroutNASA: There is more than one kind of garbage game.
Phosphatide: good bye LRR we will never forget you LUL
KartoffelKaiser: We've moved on to the next game
Inquisitor_Xian: not for that dev it dont lol he's clearly very frustrated
shdragon: @KartoffelKaiser Thank you.
IncredibleFrown: did u konw...that sex???
DarkAbyssKeeper: Fire? We could use fire.
Despoiler98: I need moar beer
SFSMaus: It's a quickie???
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Mag_Chundysquatch: that was one of the shortest stints a "functional" game has had here
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n_mandrag: ohhhh... what a shame we will miss this gem.
Keondo: I really don't get why people make shitty sex-games like that?? why??
InquisitorJL: Y'know, i think they play the game but we just get face cam could have been quite entertaining
Moroklumpen: Is this the shortest gameplay segment ever?
AdmiralMemo: @offbeatwitch ($12 + cost of game) more than it should have
Despoiler98: OW why is the screen like that
Sati90: Brief but... sweet?
KartoffelKaiser: @shdragon happy to be of service
Juliamon: Ohh dear
jcorven120: I need brain bleach now
Khasi1596: ahhh, my old friend chromatic aberration
heckingjen: oh hey i love listening to death trips
Earthenone: are either of these the "holiday games"
masta2505: cheer250 #charity
NomenNeminis: OW, too much chromatic aberration.
Phailhammer: Yessss
Keab42: This hurts my eyes
frozenphoenix7: No @Moroklumpen
TheMerricat: @Keondo because not everyone gets a significant other to share life with. :-)
JLHonors: On Halloween night? What a bummer.
Karfsma778: 17%, 18%, Continue
Featherweight_: this sure is a room
NomenNeminis: "RECEPTION" subltle.
Mattmitchell45: Lady Death James?
TehAmelie has a cedar oil gingerbread cookie oh lawd it smells good
GDwarf: Keondo Well, the previous game in the...series? Turned into a rant by the developer about how you were a terrible person for liking porn, so I assume they were trying to do the same thing again.
vincent_gearbat: They should connect their computer, it would work better.
DoodlestheGreat: Hodor will be making a couple discreet edits to this before it goes up on YT. Preferably with a bulk eraser...
Beleqwaya: That PC is backwards and not plugged in to anything..
offbeatwitch: @AdmiralMemo it costs £2
DigitalSeahorse: ohgod we're at the dentists ...TEETH!
SpacePotato01: why are these couches set up like that? Is it some kind of fort where no one is allowed in?
Skudd: Can we ban motion blur, chromatic aberration, and depth of field during gameplay from all video games?
IncredibleFrown: i know modellers who use shadows and they're all cowards
wafflesoup: This sense of scale is all off
Clench_Eastwood: oh thats one of them new wireless PCs
samwonk: These don't seem like the paintings that go in this room.
ND_Ericson: Wait... this reception seems familiar...
ARandomPlatypus: Do I need to dig up some 3d-Glasses for that menu?
NomenNeminis: Lots of things that props that don't match here
BellaDante__: well thats Props Way Out Of Scale right off the bat
RAICx: Who puts the sofa's so close to each other that you can't even get to them?!
Garfman314: !key!
GroutNASA: Bullat? Generator?
tim19862: yeah, weird scale
Karfsma778: TALL DOORS
KartoffelKaiser: The Fit Finley mirror match
PigmyWurm: you seem short
DarkAbyssKeeper: Can you actually go into that seated area?
ThePerrBearr: it's a cargo elevator
gascitygaming: Fake Doors!!!!
Kerrisis: Bet this is a game made by a student. Viglen only sell PCs to education...
TheThromborax: how would you even fit those couches? they're so close together
Rockario: It's okay, that must be a freight elevator
VoidByAnyOtherName: it's a freight elevator
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IgnisDeus: maybe it's a freight elevator
ThorSokar: is it me or is the character model very short?
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cheetoJack: I don't think this place is up to code. Aren't the exit signs supposed to point to like a staircase?
offbeatwitch: oh good
TheMerricat: YOU aren't even to scale, unless you are a small child
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GroutNASA: What is this, an elevator for giants?
ReynardWrecca: It's the hobbit door.
NomenNeminis: I prefer the natural minor scale myself, but I see the appeal of the melodic minor.
tim19862: Kramburger lrrAWESOME SeemsGood
offbeatwitch: the elevator lead tothe murder hallway
sir_jack_DB: mmm nice grey felt in the elevator
JackWhoWanders: Alex don't you have a freight elevator in your lobby?
simriel: Guess who forgot this stream was on and just arrived XD
ND_Ericson: "Deck 8! Portside!"
MikoKisai: um
ThePerrBearr: what?
tastethebeams: LUL
Clench_Eastwood: HAHA
arcbound_roomba: Wut
virre_: hahaha
GroutNASA: ?!
Despoiler98: ok that was awesome
Barb4rian: LOL YAS
DarkAbyssKeeper: wat
JLHonors: ahahahaha
Aenir798: WOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: haha
asthanius: 10/10
MikoKisai: ooooooh
Boiler_bot: lol ok
Texan_Reverend: wowwww
DigitalSeahorse: these paintings courtesy of google images despite copyright laws :P
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
tastethebeams: ok thats pretty good
firelordgamez: LUL
indy91: yessss
Nightvalien28: hahaha
shdragon: 10/10
offbeatwitch: BEN
RichardMcSundy: stsLul stsLul stsLul stsLul stsLul stsLul
jonnykefka: exquisite
BellaDante__: lmao
GroutNASA: ha
tenthtechpriest: 10/10
IgnisDeus: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Clench_Eastwood: 10 out of 10 GOTY
tim19862: wait wut
edgeyberzerker: oh my god XD
Sortaz: haha
silenceaux: Ahaha haahaaaaaaaa
TheThromborax: OH GOD
Mag_Chundysquatch: Ben's having a time
Earthenone: ok
ZealousCrow: WOW
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
empyreon: LUL perfect game
offbeatwitch: ben's dying in the other room
tenthtechpriest: would play again
Karfsma778: Ok, that's pretty great
shdragon: HAhahahaha
myytgryndyr: shit, i missed it
hainiryun_: 10/10 game of the year
chimingfish: okay, that's real good
Boiler_bot: That was quite good actually
LucyCloudberry: holy piss
adi_pie: I'm loving the laugh track.
NomenNeminis applauds
TehAmelie: Death Eats S***
ani_laurel: ok, thats great
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
fireiceair1989: HAHA
JLHonors: Okay that was pretty good
Reecer6: GOTY
Beleqwaya: 10/10 would play again
NdroFox: Hahaha, neat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i got got
VoidByAnyOtherName: andySmug andySmug andySmug andySmug
Feltic: Off screen Ben is ALMOST as good as off screen Alex
MikoKisai: well played, gamedev, well played
aerobeing: katesLol
ZealousCrow: Amazing
AshBurnem: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
accountmadeforants: Well that was a.... TRIP!
steelfox13: 5/7
Sarcastic_comma: GOTY
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Did exactly what it said on the tin
ReynardWrecca: That's fantastic! :D
SnackPak_: I looked away and missed the trip
Texan_Reverend: I'm loving all the laughing from the background.
Mag_Chundysquatch: I was looking away. I missed it
aerobeing: katesNice
tim19862: run it back
ehsteveG: I like how LRR got a live studio audience to replace the laugh-o-tron
ThePerrBearr: not disappointe, but upset?
TehAmelie: that's pure drange
Boiler_bot: Touche gamedev
DigitalSeahorse: NEIN :D
TheMerricat: Valve can't ban that one, it delivered what was on the tin
GhassanPL: Shitty Horror Game Blueballs?
drcanonball: YES
SpacePotato01: schnitzel
Gulleko: yeees
jonnykefka: @Mag_Chundysquatch Yes. you did. The entire game.
KartoffelKaiser: YES
Juliamon: OH BOY
W_Livi: Nice!
Boiler_bot: OH NO
CyberAsp: Oh this one!
ND_Ericson: Well, WE are experiencing Schadenfreude, so... :P
Kramburger: PERFECT
arcbound_roomba: That wasn't Christmassy?
Periapsis13: fired out of a cannon into a brick wall
Earthenone: !findquote santa
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markededge: YES
Nightvalien28: YES
GDwarf: Oh, this game
gascitygaming: 13/7 would trip again
tim19862: katesLol
W_Livi: I know this one!
Amentur: JA!
DoodlestheGreat: German or Japanese.
Lysander_Gustav: okay
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp I know this one!
Kerrisis: Oh christ.
Keondo: @TheMerricat huh..... Yeah... Maybe?? But... Porn is a thing... So.... yeah.. I still don't get it...
Skudd: YES
AdmiralMemo: Oh this seems good
KartoffelKaiser: This is a favorite of mine
richard_ermen: Not disappointed yet weirdly amazed?
countz3r0: SANTA.... SANTA?????
caffienatedcrow: Oh HELL yes!
JLHonors: I am loving this already
wafflesoup: Newgrounds?
BellaDante__: OH HELL YEAH
Anaerin: There's a German word for everything, mainly because if there isn't, they'll string a couple together.
Karfsma778: FLASH GAMES
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Skudd: I never thought I'd see the day
drcanonball: MY yearly tradition
Reecer6: Merry Gear Solid is real good. It's so good it has a sequel.
FurthestChunk55: OH YES THIS GAME
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izy2weird: ho ho holy garbage...
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Rhynerd: A pretty good game!
TheAinMAP: katesSanta
Lysander_Gustav: sure
Boi_Ginny: Santa? Santa?! SANTAAAAAAAA!!
MikoKisai: this is actually a pretty good game
drcanonball: please tell me we are also playing the sequal
korvys: Can we get rid of the white border?
ntwehues: Hitting old content now.
IncredibleFrown: christmas...has changed.
tim19862: LUL
offbeatwitch: METAL GEAR?!
JLHonors: pttttttf
DigitalSeahorse: volume on game voice could be louder
Suhono: Exposition?!
therm0s_: cheer50 a present to surpass Metal Gear
Despoiler98: metal GRRRRRRR
MostCallMe__Tim: Is it funnier hearing Ben out in the friend zone than him just joining the stream?
offbeatwitch: this is entirely accurate
GhassanPL: This is sooooo god
Moroklumpen: A Christmas Carol happened in 1987?
ani_laurel: timeline, what, timelne
LbxAni: reminds me I need to go back and play more Metal Gear Acid
kassy_13: ohh issa christmas game
tim19862: haha
Psychic_Ketchup: They've got the "asking the same thing that was just said" thing down
NomenNeminis: Then what has he been doing for the past 6 years?!
GroutNASA: A weapon to surpass Rudolph?!
OKB_1: Really nailed to snake way of talking
indy91: Saiiiiiint Eater
TehAmelie: look at the frequency. that's the hardest thing to believe here
richard_ermen: xD
Alness49: But doesn't Santa have a friendly working relationship with NORAD for this reason?
tim19862: those poor men
azureHaights: Solid SNICK
DigitalSeahorse: Solid Santa ...oh my...just like those chocolates
wafflesoup: This is a decent Solid Snake impression
ZealousCrow: This is a great parody already. They got the snake voice almost spot on.
offbeatwitch: yeah it's spot on
ReynardWrecca: Wait, he hasn't been Tiny Tim for 20 years but 9/11 was 6 years ago? Is 'A Christmas Carol' set in 1987?
BITs19_: kay i;m sold so far
Mattmitchell45: Graham?
NomenNeminis: Yeah, decent Snake voice!
Mattmitchell45: You okay?
IncredibleFrown: yeah the hayter impression is doing alright
aerobeing: The enemies.
ThePerrBearr: the christmas date
t3h_f1gm3nt: @wafflesoup also a good major tom/zero impression as well
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun what are you eating
Sarcastic_comma: Can we get rid of the white boarder
drcanonball: also LOUD
Mag_Chundysquatch: ^
GhassanPL: Frequency 12.25, like christmas, I geddit
wicker_knight: that child has red eyes...
Reecer6: I really hope you guys play Merry Gear Solid 2 but it's like three hours long so you probably can't.
tim19862: Is it Xtreame or Extreme?
caffienatedcrow: Hehe
aerobeing: tim19862, x-treem
tim19862: wow
Reecer6: Also yeah, can you zoom in? The game is taking up like a fourth of the screen.
Karfsma778: It's a pretty good David Hayter
ntwehues: they made a sequel?
frozenphoenix7: This isn't actually garbage yet.
RobertMerlow: why do I like this?
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JLHonors: got there
Earthenone: yes
frozenphoenix7: OH MY GOD
caffienatedcrow: Also holy heck I haven't had warheads in forever.
PandasAndPancakes: Okay, this is charming
kassy_13: this is cut
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tim19862: oh that dev VO
kassy_13: cute
Boiler_bot: LOL
Rhynerd: This does indeed have a sequel
countz3r0: its everything i ever wanted
ntwehues: @frozenphoenix7 It straight up is just good.
ReynardWrecca: there a wall-hugging thing at Happy Funland?
Lysander_Gustav: awwwww
heckingjen: amazing
Aarek: katesSass
NdroFox: Hahaha
NomenNeminis: I like your rubbery footsteps
Earthenone: can we do takedowns?
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah, not everything on W+P is garbage. sometimes we get good games with a very strange premise
tim19862: more of a palate clenser
simriel: This is very campy, and I kinda love it
t3h_f1gm3nt: strange/silly i should say
Featherweight_: this required effort
TehAmelie: actually why hasn't there been a game like this? i mean without being a Metal Gear parody, a Santa stealth game is a sweet idea
tim19862: wow
ntwehues: No takedowns, no interacting with the children in any way.
Reecer6: guess we're getting this view the whole time then!
TheThromborax: what kind of monster puts their tree on the second floor?
kassy_13: how many kids live in this house
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tim19862: lrrWOW SoSnowy
aerobeing: Inbe4 Santa brought the wrong bag and it's literal garbage he brought with.
caffienatedcrow: That's awesome xD
ntwehues: @TehAmelie You probably can't copyright Santa Claus.
tenthtechpriest: why are there so many kids in this house
JLHonors: This house has a ton of children
StrawberryPepper: I'm tabbling back and forth (cause i'm one of those folks that have like 20-40 tabs open for some reason) and I come back to old fashion NES Metal Gear staring Santa
Earthenone: good checkpointing too
Prime_Jess: Can we turn the game volume down a tiny bit?
drcanonball: you can hide in the doors btw
Juliamon: I have neighbors that do. I don't understand it.
silenceaux: Okay, per stage checkpointing
PigmyWurm: just leave them all next to that small one
TheThromborax: is this an orphanage? there are like 7 kids
TheMerricat: Since when do children twirl in place in alcoves.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love how these children have nailed the choreography
The_Ninjurai: I want to know who has the cloning machine to make all of these kids look the exact same
indy91: cutscenes interrupting after 5 seconds gameplay, check
Keondo: and just how many kids does this family have?!?! O_0
AdmiralMemo: I put my Christmas tree upstairs one year.
Scy_Anide: My parents put their tree on the 2nd floor of their house? The first floor is basically a basement.
NomenNeminis: Ah, yes. The standard child behavior of standing in a niche and rotating 180 degrees on a regular rhythm
Nightvalien28: whose footsteps are these??
JLHonors: @TheMerricat Honestly that sounds like a hella child thing to do.
tim19862: tut, tut, looks like a tutorial lrrBEEJ
TheThromborax: @TheMerricat actually, my kids do that
countz3r0: Cause knowing is half the battle
StrawberryPepper: XD
kassy_13: "Oh....right"
kassy_13: it's kinda charming
TehAmelie: music is fine on our end, if that helps
InquisitorJL: This is joyously silly
ThePerrBearr: how many kids does this family have?
MikoKisai: it is silly, but in a good way
adi_pie: Okay, I gotta say, this is a very good send up of MGS.
Nightvalien28: santa is itching to kill a child
tim19862: haha
offbeatwitch: same
AdmiralMemo: I love that it's frequency is 12.25
KingKool2099: HAH, didn't notice that
azureHaights: I see you asked for CASTLEVANIA for christmas
gascitygaming: New Hellboy trailer is up btw
DigitalSeahorse: :O I used to have nightmares about that power :O
virre_: social commentary
TehAmelie: Major Tim is sounding a bit like Basil Exposition don't you think?
ashleypg: That didn't make into the children's books
RebekahWSD: Christmas music started playing really really loudly outside, there's a firetruck outside. And santa. My neighbors are...weird?
ntwehues: New Hellboy trailer is kind of terrible BTW.
caffienatedcrow: powerrr
n_mandrag: This is very charming
NomenNeminis: Went almost valley girl there with the "powerrrr"
TehAmelie: now we have the power of horror movie monsters. . .
Reecer6: see, it's clever!
tim19862: haha TehAmelie
Mattmitchell45: Sounds Extreme
MarsIsDead: That really sounds like one of Spoony's characters...
NomenNeminis: Why do we DIE when we are seen? The kids' voices imply that THEY don't harm us (intentionally at least.)
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie you mean Santa ISN'T a horror movie monster Kappa
tim19862: what a monster closet lrrBEEJ
vincent_gearbat: Graham can collect stars while Alex does the platforming.
TehAmelie: point
Aarek: Huh? Whats the box?
offbeatwitch: AIR HOLES?!
Foxmar320: Yesssss
Barb4rian: WEARING!
laozi3: YES
Lysander_Gustav: WEaring?!
thundershot879: AIR HOLE?!
Nightvalien28: this voice acting is amazing
BITs19_: I love this
wicker_knight: of course
frozenphoenix7: It isn't a Metal Gear game/ripoff without a box
simriel: WEARING?!?
Mag_Chundysquatch: katesGift
Kramburger: $50 says that the concept for the game started here and they worked backwards
tim19862: hehe
SFSMaus: Wearing it where?
tim19862: yup
s0lesurviv0r: just joined and see we have found some gold
simriel: Wat
thundershot879: now it is truly metal gear
Suhono: Good
kassy_13: i LOVE this logic
StrawberryPepper: OOF
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tmoneygaming6: can you beat my obstacle course? come find out
StrawberryPepper: XD
JLHonors: heh
Reecer6: these children are so organized
StarlitGhost: this game is amazing
Keab42: This is pretty clever
Reecer6: look at their dance troupe
Foxmar320: lol
AdmiralMemo: It's the Rockettes Christmas Special
myytgryndyr: trying for the frame prefect
tim19862: It's a monster closet
deyja429: This is surprisingly a good piece of garbage.
KartoffelKaiser: how many kids live in this house
myytgryndyr: perfect*
Scy_Anide: When do you get the tranq gun?
kassy_13: ikr alex???
Foxmar320: All of the kids
Kramburger: It's an orphanage
MikoKisai: and all of the kids are the same age
Moroklumpen: It's an orphanage?
The_Ninjurai: They are clones, not kids
AdmiralMemo: They must be the McAllisters
GDwarf: All the children
LynnTheFlareon: ooo Merry Gear Solid! XD
The_Ninjurai: They are all the same
Suhono: It's a Mormon family, okay?
TheWooglie: 1 Alex only 1
GDwarf: All of them
Beleqwaya: That's why the tree is on the top floor
arcbound_roomba: So this is just an orphanage/sweatshop right?
MikoKisai: poor mother who had to give birth to those
Dr_fragenstien: it's nice how they don't reset the items or codec convorsations after failing
DigitalSeahorse: this must be the orphanage
simriel: I love that everyone has that same fuckig question
PandasAndPancakes: The dukes!
Tiber727: And they're all 5 year olds!
tim19862: katesNice
NomenNeminis: Scy_Anide I bet it's cookies or something.
myytgryndyr: i think this is anorphanage or something
Rockario: Well, considering they must have a friggin 10 story house...
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KartoffelKaiser: They're all clones of the greatest child to ever live: Adam Savidan Kappa
TehAmelie: it's the orthodox catholics from the Monty Python movie
Iceberg_Man: and these are just the naughty ones right
Sarcastic_comma: Merry Gear Solid 2 Is an experience. Take this and ramp it by 100
Despoiler98: where are the PARENTS
Scy_Anide: @NomenNeminis That tracks
Mushbie: I bet psycho mantis is gonna show up
ani_laurel: Prety sure its a childrens hospital or something
OKB_1: This game has pretty great design. Love it.
hippitybobbity: YES
RebekahWSD: Eeewww
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
PandasAndPancakes: Liquid Santa
Clench_Eastwood: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Kramburger: Please be a dog
DigitalSeahorse: the orphanage of awfully impractical architecture :P
hippitybobbity: HRRNRHRN
tim19862: lrrSPOT
thysane: I'm actually really into how much they're going for that particular metal gear voice acting style
AdmiralMemo: I wonder what 140.85 refers to.
NomenNeminis: I've never seen any early Metal Gear games, but I am loving this.
BellaDante__: @AdmiralMemo I think its from the original MGS
RichardMcSundy: what
simriel: I do not think Logic applies here XD
AdmiralMemo: Ah OK
izy2weird: what the what
ntwehues: This has MGS writing down pat.
MilkInBag: got em
accountmadeforants: Got any ice I can believe in?
shdragon: That is.. very solid logic, I guess?
arcaneIllumination: But I can see the effects of gravity.
ThePerrBearr: is he talking to himself?
Thoth7: 140.85 is "Deep Throat" on the codec, Memo. The character and scene they are mimicing
TehAmelie: logic bombed!
Silver__Knight_: I hope they stretched before making that reach
KingKool2099: Wow. how credulous
JackWhoWanders: logick
AdmiralMemo: I thought it had a Christmas meaning I didn't know of.
frozenphoenix7: This freaking game
NomenNeminis: Well, we ARE Santa. We probably do work on "believing is reality" rules
JLHonors: bodied
hippitybobbity: GREYFOX
maythevaluebewithyou16: Gray Fox !
MilkInBag: HA
steelfox13: What about the Laws of Thermodynamics?
AdmiralMemo: @Thoth7 I've never played it
adi_pie: Fuck. This game is great.
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahahahah
Foxmar320: Yeah this game is really good
KingKool2099: isn't 140.85 the Colonel's frequency?
AshBurnem: Roy Campbell & Naomi Hunter
Clench_Eastwood: I wonder what this is like who someone who has no reference for MGS
Justherefortherewards: Oh god
tim19862: katesLol lrrAWESOME
DigitalSeahorse: little helper, only helps little katesLoaf katesHug2
Justherefortherewards: metal gear santa?
AdmiralMemo: @Clench_Eastwood It's pretty good, as far as I'm concerned!
Raziel14085: It is the Colonel's frequency. Now you can probably guess why my username has 14085 in it
Beleqwaya: Cane pain!
tim19862: LUL
coelopteryx: see's candies...!
thekeytoviktory: hi all
wildpeaks: naturally
fiftymcnasty: hey Sees candy
tenthtechpriest: what?
TehAmelie: the whole game runs on insane troll logic
adi_pie: Oh my god.
tim19862: this is sponsored?!
adi_pie: THis is a cigar.
The_Ninjurai: Still pretty great, Clench_Eastwood . Never played the games.
wicker_knight: So did See's Candies actually sponsor this?
izy2weird: what
NomenNeminis: Tobacco is candy, kids!
adi_pie: We're using the smoke to show us the lasers.
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart sergeIntoTheSea sea taffy :P
SteelCityExile: gotta be sponsored.
GDwarf: To be authentic you'd have to smoke the candy cane. Or powder it and blow the dust into the laser beam. :P
BellaDante__: God I love how good this game's writing is
Scarbble: love that the frequency is 12.25
Justherefortherewards: this is very odd
KingKool2099: Like eating the bioluminescent mushroom recharging your batteries in MGS3
StrawberryPepper: Why does Santa need this lesson? He's santa
JLHonors: wow rude
KartoffelKaiser: This is exactly the brand of logic like in MGS3 where eating bio-luminescent mushrooms recharges your batteries.
hippitybobbity: this is so good
Nightvalien28: this is wonderful
StrawberryPepper: (still amuse, but ...)
PandasAndPancakes: This is Stanley Parable levels of god tier writing.
ani_laurel: Kevin McCallister lives here
thundershot879: just imagine an invisibility cloak!!
postmodernpajamawrestler: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:16.
FurthestChunk55: "you can just follow the kid"
tim19862: katesLol
firelordgamez: LUL
Silver__Knight_: Easy there 173
PinkFlashu: danD
ThePerrBearr: well, yeah, he's 5
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
AdmiralMemo: Ah
KingKool2099: WHOA
JLHonors: woof
NomenNeminis: Silver__Knight_ You made me genuinely laugh. :)
TehAmelie: it's even smoking
ThePerrBearr: he has a very easily snappable neck
tim19862: SeemsGood
Foxmar320: What kind of house is this?!
PandasAndPancakes: Of course it's the cigarette...
InquisitorJL: between this and the elephant in the room there have been some truly wonderful stealth games on this show recently
Beleqwaya: Puff on that cane, Santa
KingKool2099: What we call a 'chokin' neck'
MolaMolaphant: ahaha, you see. I see what you did there...
Reecer6: The sequel really goes down hard on extremely tentative connections between items and what they do, it's great.
ZealousCrow: Why are the lasers casting shadows?
Nigouki: is this actually an orphanage? cuz that's way too many floors and kids otherwise
LynnTheFlareon: this is such a great game haha
Sati90: You DO see
DigitalSeahorse: woops
NomenNeminis: Don't coals crunch when stepped upon?
hippitybobbity: this is so funny
tim19862: coal and coals are subtly different
TehAmelie: i mean if i had fifty kids i'd want a 12 story house to live in
postmodernpajamawrestler: BIG doinks
aerobeing: katesLol
Foxmar320: :P
thekeytoviktory: I miss Matt Bourne the best and ONLY Doink
aWabbajack: interesting game and pretty good voices
long_bad_cutscene: Santa Brah! Making Kids Cry Brah!
Beleqwaya: Are we shooting the kids in the gameover screen? Cause that's what it sounds like sometimes.
The_Ninjurai: At least the kid is cleaning up the footprints
DigitalSeahorse: TV
AdmiralMemo: I don't want a camera for my D
NomenNeminis: The_Ninjurai Yeah! It seems like they'd be one of the GOOD kids, in that case.
Mag_Chundysquatch: the D camera
tim19862: hah
JLHonors: hahha
Clench_Eastwood: um....
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhhhe
Clench_Eastwood: Phrasing
malc: that was a GREAT time to tune in
hippitybobbity: lolol
tim19862: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: any tips for annoying one above your ceiling?
AdmiralMemo: Alex plz
Foxmar320: Wide angle D Camera
TehAmelie: a remote detonation camera eh
wicker_knight: Why can you only use a digital camera 6 times, FILM
TheMoatman: So we're photographing children with the D camera? That seems...
Scy_Anide: Except you're taking pictures of kids...
Mag_Chundysquatch: lmao
wicker_knight: perfect
Rufran: film on a digital camera...
JackWhoWanders: digital film camera
tim19862: WutFace
Foxmar320: ummmm
offbeatwitch: GUN
SixFootTurkey: nerf
Nightvalien28: GUN
SFSMaus: Nail gun?
Noodles_15: NERF THIS
Mag_Chundysquatch: WOAH
wildpeaks: umm
Foxmar320: LOL
hippitybobbity: finally GUN
JackWhoWanders: oooooh!
SFSMaus: Nerf Nail Gun?
tim19862: lrrAWESOME katesNice
kassy_13: LOL
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AdmiralMemo: Tranq Nerf Gun
TheAinMAP: What!?
JLHonors: um
Mag_Chundysquatch: that'll get you banned from nerf games
Psychic_Ketchup: Time to tranq some kids
Scy_Anide: wow you really do get a tranq gun...
Foxmar320: Sometimes you just gotta trank someone
NomenNeminis: Every parent's dream.
Beleqwaya: So its a nail gun then. :-p
arcbound_roomba: All I want for Christmas is to tranq out 5 year olds
muondecay: The nerf gun needs a NERF
underhill33: NERF™
ani_laurel: woooow
thundershot879: lrrJUDGE
tim19862: katesLol
TehAmelie: every item pushes us closer and closer to just snapping the little one's necks
tim19862: too real
Clench_Eastwood: SPOILERS!
StrawberryPepper: meta
StrawberryPepper: weeeeee
Kramburger: My head
silenceaux: Literally too real?
MilkInBag: D:
Foxmar320: wow
shdragon: Oh no!
Reecer6: nooo!!!
AshBurnem: And it's a Maverick!
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
asthanius: aw
Suhono: D:
tim19862: lrrSPOOP IceCold
KartoffelKaiser: D:
kassy_13: awww maaaaan
Scarbble: aww
ZealousCrow: You mean we get to shoot kids *and* administer illegal sedatives!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Mag_Chundysquatch: That was really good
Keab42: Lampshading!
StrawberryPepper: christmas is ruined T3T
ashleypg: f
tenthtechpriest: aww
Scy_Anide: oh he snapped your neck instead
edgehead_: awwww
Skudd: Ah classic Metal Gear and its fourth wall breaking
ThePerrBearr: ben!
Foxmar320: hahaaaa
OKB_1: Shame
t3h_f1gm3nt: poor ben
RobertMerlow: That game is so good
KartoffelKaiser: I hope you can load
kassy_13: i really enjoyed that
AdmiralMemo: @Mag_Chundysquatch I just watched a Nerf modder video where they attached a backpack. I wonder if that is banned.
MikoKisai: Santaaaaaa!
DigitalSeahorse: no autosave?
drcanonball: speedrun time
Rhynerd: Whoops.
wildpeaks: the game wasn't real all along
Alness49: Wait, Psycho Mantis?
Psychic_Ketchup: Santaaaaaaaaa
Beleqwaya: Saaaantaaaa!
firelordgamez: LUL SantaHat
DigitalSeahorse: HHEHEHEHEH BEN
Foxmar320: Have you guys told Ben yet about Santa?
TheWooglie: Who made Ben cry?
aerobeing: smiJ
KV1NN4: Aw Ben XD
asthanius: This is from 2006? Cool
Aarek: katesSanta
tim19862: lrrWOW SantaHat
wench_tacular: poor ben
Clench_Eastwood: benginHeart
thundershot879: and this is why you dont tranq children!
hippitybobbity: gotta play it with the mouse in the secondary usb
kassy_13: oh that made more sense than "saaaandra" which is what i heard
Mattmitchell45: Ben just stopped believing
tim19862: lrrEFF SoSnowy
Sarcastic_comma: Merry Gear Solid 2?
Mag_Chundysquatch: @AdmiralMemo Shrug-a-lug*
BellaDante__: The second game is a lot better
drcanonball: there's a sequel
Reecer6: seriously though, check out merry gear solid 2.
LoadingReadyRun: But who will bring me prezzies this year?
kassy_13: that game was great
LynnTheFlareon: ah, breaking the forth wall, also what happened? XD
virre_: oh it was a competition game
aerobeing: katesLol
Eklinaar: poor Ben lrrAWW
Reecer6: the second game is REALLY good.
NomenNeminis: Hi, Ben! :)
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Rhynerd: I wonder if Insignificant Games ever finished that other project of theirs...
tim19862: lrrSLOTH SoSnowy <---- the PJSalt crapshot
frozenphoenix7: @LoadingReadyRun James
Scy_Anide: LoadingReadyRun James can do it
SolarBlitz1: Ben on the LRR account again
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we're so sorry Ben
DigitalSeahorse: oh hey, Alex, nice shirt! lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
accountmadeforants: I'm reminded of that Keanu Reeves game by one of the Stanley Parable creators
Scy_Anide: dang
Clench_Eastwood: @LoadingReadyRun benginHeart benginDab
hippitybobbity: why would you get prezzies @loadingreadyrun youve been bad
tim19862: "Attack of mutant. Stop." Kappa
KingKool2099: @Fayili Did you move to California?
Nightvalien28: huh
kassy_13: #notonsteam
Tiber727: Are these mutants large? Large enough to be compared to ancient gods?
DigitalSeahorse: Onion Knight
Fayili: @KingKool2099 Just back for the holidays.
o0sk_ren0o: He gets alot off
AshBurnem: Oh no.
Sati90: “Attack of mutant
wildpeaks: oh no
tim19862: a swol swath
asthanius: That ain't falco
wafflesoup: Oh boy a bundle!
NomenNeminis: Buckle in, chat!
korvys: Phaloc?
tim19862: oh boy
asthanius: NOUN of NOUN
urthai: this sounds baaaaaaaad
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we need a Swath-Cutter Giant
wench_tacular: they have a knack for names
tenthtechpriest: my roflcopster goes swothswothswoth?
NomenNeminis: Lack of Articles
GhassanPL: These sound procedurally generated
Psychic_Ketchup: Soldier of Gun
Cw3040: B L O O M
wafflesoup: Ignore the small details
Anaerin: "Small Details" and "Big Details". Nice.
kitsunestudios: Waiter, I'd like the Verb of Noun soup.
SnackPak_: That's a nice crate
Foxmar320: Hey this name is perfect. Tells me not to buy it
wicker_knight: Bullat of Gun
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
JackWhoWanders: did this guy get a discount from the unsprcific singular store?
GDwarf: "Terrorists Ship"
cheetoJack: how long have we been in this container?
Karfsma778: Shoot of Gun
EvilBadman: Oh no! IT'S ROY
deyja429: Gunman Shooter?
StrawberryPepper: shipping terrorists?
Despoiler98: all of the terrorists
KingKool2099: @Fayili I thought the whole country felt better. it's cuz you're here!
Roadhog123: Inside-out shipping container...
Mag_Chundysquatch: is this Counter Strike 1.6?
RobertMerlow: Wow, start to crate
Despoiler98: they all have 1 ship
IncredibleFrown: just chillin
offbeatwitch: they're in a SHIPPING CONTAINER
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh hey, crates
ND_Ericson: whoooa! it's CRATES within A SHIPPING CRATE
Sati90: Dude has a big problem with grammar
firelordgamez: Exhilirating game play
Nightvalien28: blind now
Fayili: @KingKool2099 Awwww <3
aWabbajack: them Rays
Barb4rian: DED
ReynardWrecca: One metric swath.
drcanonball: k
samwonk: 0 to crate: literal zero.
anemzero: How long have they been in that container?
NomenNeminis: Why wasn't it "Ship of Terrorists?"
Foxmar320: Short game
Despoiler98: WELP
silenceaux: GAME!
mugsi_: Wait, Cryengine menu?
TheMoatman: What
TheThromborax: inside a shipping container. off to a good start. 100% bloom? yes
Beleqwaya: So uh...did we think that would go differently?
anemzero: Where did they poop?
Clench_Eastwood: uhhhhhhhhhh
offbeatwitch: oh hey we fortnite now
JLHonors: Four bros, chilling in a shipping container, five feet apart because they're not gay
ani_laurel: the camera bouncing when it is presumably also on the boat is great
tim19862: that's not how those doors work and they don't have the labeling on the inside
NdroFox: Please say all their games are just “[action] of [singular noun that should probably be plural]”
Nightvalien28: and then you respawned
urthai: well... somebody found out how the light effects work
LarkSachrosis: Wow, they sure had no reflexes for soldiers.
TiredNiall: It doesn't belong to the terrorists. There's just terrorists and a ship.
BloodnBullets: trying to beat the CoD main character death record
ZealousCrow: Why were they in there with the door closed anyway?!
TheThromborax: WE'VE DONE THIS MAP
asthanius: There's text?
aerobeing: I believe that is not how container doors work.
wafflesoup: Wait what was that water effect?
Foxmar320: Wow those guys forgot bullet proof
SAJewers: -_-
accountmadeforants: Well sucks for those guys who got the knock-off bulletproof vests
Alness49: Bulletproof? This is a strange Superman reboot
MikoKisai: wait, did the water line just *stop* in the middle of the air?
Beleqwaya: "Hey Jim, this one isn't bleeding. And is breathing." "Ahh, its fine, dump him with the others."
Thoth7: TTC index started at 0.00
TheThromborax: zero-to-barn speed is deece
KartoffelKaiser: Ok so you and your buddies were hanging out in a shipping container as soldiers do and you got shot to death by perma aggroed meat monsters and now you need to do...what?
The_Ninjurai: Faster than a speeding bullet? You must be Superman
The_Ninjurai: Is this the sequel to Superman 64?
Despoiler98: CAREFULLY
ZealousCrow: Maybe they were just warning shots
ThePerrBearr: out loud, to yourself
anemzero: I feel like Portal 2 still wins Start to Crate because while you start in a crate, you don't recognize that for like another 2 minutes
DigitalSeahorse: not the most crate game ever but it has a crate start
ND_Ericson: Oh You! Kappa
muondecay: This is very loud grass you are walking on
silenceaux: I mean, I actually narrate what I think I should be doing frequently
ThorSokar: that walk sound is killing me
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Mag_Chundysquatch: this game feels very sub-oceanable
accountmadeforants: With those colliders, finding the subocean is gonna be a real challenge
ND_Ericson: "Are those hitboxes regulation-sized?"
thirsty_kitteh: I mean, I do tell myself that I'm going to evercise then sit at my PC for four hours, so narratiting an escape doesn't sound so wild
silenceaux: but it doesn't seem like a wise choice behind enemy lines
hippitybobbity: this grass feels weirdly like dress shoes on tiles
Earthenone: James?!
IncredibleFrown: we have problem
AdmiralMemo: #BlameJames
Clench_Eastwood: @muondecay no he's just wearing those tap dancing shoes the army issues to everyone
wildpeaks: trusty wooden crate
drcanonball: what did James do this time
NomenNeminis: I'm sad we didn't try to walk into the ocean in the previous area.
ReynardWrecca: Man, it seems like a lot of problems in warfare could be solved if soldiers just remember to step around the bullters.
Fayili: Ah, video's lagging so I'mma go back to catching up on VODs. <3 all
I_Am_Clockwork: does... that gun have camo on it?
Cw3040: oh good its a degle 50
Despoiler98: more genericness
frozenphoenix7: James is a bad generic video game armyz man? How didn't we know?!
Alness49: What is problems, it's when things don't go to plan
Clench_Eastwood: @Fayili o/
tim19862: that arm bounce is distracting
Despoiler98: not backward
Despoiler98: only forward
anemzero: that is a slow bullet
NomenNeminis: Never learning
ani_laurel: The fact that the protag isn't named John Smith is a tragedy
Despoiler98: that guy, didnt notice at all
FurthestChunk55: these guys just eat four headshots to the dome
hoktauri: Wait, is that supposed to be a captain with a 4 star general rank?
VoodontWoW: James? Is this One More Simulator?
ND_Ericson: Talk about sub-sonic rounds
NdroFox: “Insert of Generic: an Game”
Clench_Eastwood: ya that solder really embraces the LRR motto
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BillTheCat: bullet proof is very strong on these men
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KingKool2099: He dabbed before he died
NomenNeminis: That guy sees his buddy get shot and die. Doesn't react until you appear
GrumblingMoblin: Solid air-burst rounds
Mag_Chundysquatch: that looks more like an M92 to me, Alex
IbunWest: Classic James
embyrr922: We have definitely seen that enemy death animation
ZealousCrow: shoot him in the head and he doesn't even react
wicker_knight: @hoktauri yes
TiredNiall: He's speaking so vague the developer must be worried that all nouns might be copyrighted.
Foxmar320: First problems. This gun
offbeatwitch: What The Problems
tim19862: hey problems, I'm dad Kappa
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awesomebear10: try sniping them
SquareDotCube: The Problems? Are we British?
Despoiler98: Bulletproof is OP Please Nerf
wicker_knight: @hoktauri one suspects the developer wasn't aware of what lapel stars actually meant
Thoth7: I really want to know where the 'you' and 'cpt.' portraits are stolen from
FurthestChunk55: this looks like a shoddily put together warhammer 40k table
Dr_fragenstien: are those explosive barrels?
Earthenone: of the northampshire Flatgrounds
kassy_13: #itisdemonstrablynotpubg
KartoffelKaiser: You know the naturally occurring rock walls
Mag_Chundysquatch: you've clearly never been in Massachusetts woods.
Beleqwaya: It's fine, the rocks FELL from....somewhere.
Sati90: That guy really “swiped the leg”
TheThromborax: is this PUBG
accountmadeforants: The real question is whether the red barrels are proper red barrels that explode
Despoiler98: @FurthestChunk55 HEY how did you see my 40k table? :(
Alness49: @ThePerrBearr One can only hope
DigitalSeahorse: PUBC - player unknown battle crates
Foxmar320: wow
FurthestChunk55: @Despoiler98 i see all
PinkFlashu: wow this new pubg expansion looks rad
NomenNeminis: I spy an exploding barrel. What a surprise
Frozendukie: dat bloom
wicker_knight: them's sure some colliders there bob
KartoffelKaiser: ok so enemies can shoot through walls cool
Foxmar320: Can you walk through it?
Zillergut: Ah, piercing rounds
Nightvalien28: getting shot through walls, this is pubg
Frozendukie: runs better than the last one tho
Mag_Chundysquatch: SUB OCEAN
CyberAsp: The only thing worse than a cover-based shooter...
wafflesoup: That's not how muzzles work
hoktauri: @wicker_knight well I'm along for the ride regardless
Alness49: Heat Seaking rounds!
NomenNeminis: I thought the new PUBG map had snow. Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: uh....bridge?
tim19862: dang it
LynnTheFlareon: XD
NomenNeminis: Aww
TheMoatman: Or you could just... walk across?
Mister_Skittles: did you say beaver arm?
Mag_Chundysquatch: it's a gun bird
Beleqwaya: It's the lever key
FurthestChunk55: can we siftly tilt into the river
gascitygaming: a bird firing a gun
anemzero: Lever arm? I hardly knew her arm
malc: it's an automatic woodpecker
offbeatwitch: it's a bird firing a gun
KartoffelKaiser: that river is ankle deep. Just fucking walk across
BtEtta: Oh hey some Resident Evil for good measure.
NomenNeminis: Time for Water: Impassable or Death?
ND_Ericson: It's a gun, firing birbs
Despoiler98: patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat
I_Am_Clockwork: birds are quite loud considering the actual gunfire that just happend
NomenNeminis: !birb
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ehsteveG: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Leaf4d: So its a wood berretta?
thirsty_kitteh: The Airborne infantry
Beleqwaya: I appreciate that somehow, in the middle of an open field, they made us find a key.
Sati90: It’s a bird firing peckers Kappa
Mag_Chundysquatch: Vikendi looks weird
Foxmar320: These guns suck
MenomeTwitch: I've just noticed that it was the "M19 Carabine"
TiredNiall: "Lever arm? Nah, I'll take it with me."
FurthestChunk55: man the muzzle flare on this rifle is awful
DigitalSeahorse: birb revenge for sling shot
IncredibleFrown: mission of pistol
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm playing a game that has actual birds firing guns. It's good though
aWabbajack: Angry Birds?
ThorSokar: OK, it's bullet sponge-o-clock
MacSquizzy: Wait are the character icons stock photos?
Frankenfruity: f10-D.A with a D
Skudd: I also believe you can surpass problem
coelopteryx: i love the spinny view. like get shot & just do a judo roll
FurthestChunk55: i'm pretty sure my alpha legionnaires have fought in this forest
hieroglyphica: Hello watch and play peeps! i just for home from outpatient surgery to laser my insides into optimum shape! Watch and play on my couch is perfect prescription
aWabbajack: that muzzle flash
accountmadeforants: Curve the bullets!
gascitygaming: i like how the bullets are paintball speeds
thirsty_kitteh: Level Idea: not a box canyon, but a crate canyon.
tim19862: gun fu Kappa
Foxmar320: the hit boxes are huge
ND_Ericson: Those are some quake-levels of bullet dodging and sidesteps
Viewers_Like_You: Realism > Hitscan
FurthestChunk55: he is running into your bullets
Rockario: Is it mis-sighted, or do the bullets just scatter?
mugsi_: One shot, one kill
tux789: using the uncommon gyrojet deagle
wicker_knight: scatter
tim19862: Graham is you sighter
IncredibleFrown: i like how the reload animation finishes before the reload sound
tim19862: your*
tim19862: katesLol
JLHonors: haha
Beleqwaya: They are eggs
FurthestChunk55: put the car in the river
wicker_knight: nah, shipping containers are the queen form of crates
silvalunae: then what does that make barrels?
OKB_1: Good night everybody!
gascitygaming: when enough crates pile together they morphy into a container
MacSquizzy: Awhe it's just a little baby one
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NomenNeminis: Wait, what is the texture on your pistol?
Leaf4d: they should make a crate pokemon that evolves into a shipping container
BtEtta: You just crossed the river on a different bridge?
sir_jack_DB: I'll ship it
brainbosh: Shipping Containers are pregnant Crates.
ThePerrBearr: 5 headshots to kill him
KingKool2099: Didn't realize it took that many bullets to the head to hurt anyone
wicker_knight: barrels are a non-breeding drone mutation
embyrr922: Nah, barrels are the larvae, crates are the pupae
ZealousCrow: What the hell is going on with these hitboxes
itsrileypm1: yes, i have THE SLOWEST bullets
Foxmar320: lol
gascitygaming: quicksands!
urthai: ooooh quicksand
Frozendukie: oh he sub ocean now
NomenNeminis: KingKool2099 They must have the bulletproof
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
FurthestChunk55: can we drive
DigitalSeahorse: xD
drcanonball: IT EATING HIM
TheMoatman: It looks like an alien gun
RobertMerlow: These bullets move like blaster bolts from Star Wars
wafflesoup: They just drop the dead models into the ground?
I_Am_Clockwork: Bullet seller, I need your slowest bullets
Aarek: Matt from Demo Ranch has one, it looks interesting
FurthestChunk55: if not, what happens when we get into the river
I_Am_Clockwork: my bullets are to slow for you, traveler
Texan_Reverend: Losing a bunch of mass from a Deagle seems like a great way to make you hate shooting it due to wildly worse recoil impulse.
ThePerrBearr: guess this isn't a real game, since the red barrel's don't explode
Driosenth: function mechanically, it weighs so little now that the recoil is even more insane
NomenNeminis: They DO make subsonic rounds, but....
Foxmar320: not a real game
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Despoiler98: NOT A VIDEO GAME
TheThromborax: how tall was that man?
wafflesoup: WHAT?
Dr_fragenstien: not a real game
dragonmoffon: what is this game?
underhill33: Heresy!
Silver__Knight_: Not a real game
tim19862: yes
Featherweight_: there are rules sir!
Foxmar320: LOL
tim19862: LUL
TheThromborax: those gray barrels probably explode
KingKool2099: WOW
tim19862: amazing
MilkInBag: enemy spotted
Despoiler98: not too observang
anemzero: "Spotted"
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ThePerrBearr: much stealth
JLHonors: rekt
wicker_knight: somebody spotted, I think
kumatsu: This town's finished!
Nightvalien28: that worked so well in counter strike
Aarek: @Texan_Reverend the one I saw had a built in muzzle brake
gascitygaming: #stealthmechanic
ND_Ericson: He got stood up Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: also, why are the badguys using the same character modle as your fallen squadmates?
FurthestChunk55: canyon seller, i need your boxiest canyons
dragonmoffon: what is this "thing"?
FurthestChunk55: my canyons are too boxy for you
Leaf4d: but if you dont have red barrels is it a game?
Amentur: Wasn't that during Talking Simulator?
I_Am_Clockwork: vaguly modern army uniform
wicker_knight: prisoner transfer from cell block 1138
AdmiralMemo: I want to put red barrels in my back yard now. :D
TehAmelie: well, this game has a somewhat convincing map going for it. this "might" be a real place.
NomenNeminis: I_Am_Clockwork Suddenly this turns into Spec Ops
Roadhog123: Why do the trees rotate and grow when you approach them?
urthai: what's the point of lowering the bridge if you can move around it
TSSaloic_: I can believe it's not game tm.
Angreed66: What happens if there is no red barrels? How do you judge?
Viewers_Like_You: A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll.
ThorSokar: Red Barrles have exploded since Donkey Kong *slams table*
Foxmar320: im very disapoint game
asthanius: Better than just a wall of rock as the bounds, I guess
gascitygaming: our hydrophobic soldier friend
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Blasteg: walled
TehAmelie: impassable, swimmable or instant death: the videogame water question
TheMoatman: Gonna make a game where the blue barrels explode and not tell anybody
MacSquizzy: Advanced Level Design
FurthestChunk55: what happens if you jump and shoot up
Keab42: At least this dev understands colliders
thesurfaceofthemoon: is the # charity thing still going on?
Arikell: Is the bridge supposed to be a shortcut?
malc: oh yeah wasn't this level in that golf game?
Texan_Reverend: @aarek That makes sense, but then you just get the discomfort of a bunch of gas blowing back into your face. It's bad enough on a rifle. Having it that much closer with a pistol seems...unpleasant.
Mag_Chundysquatch: secret turnnel
Anaerin: A cave? Does it have a box of scraps?
TheMoatman: Or better yet, the red barrels have consumables and the crates explode
northos: "move on road"
hippitybobbity: "if during prayer a woman doesnt float and sustains a hum in perfect C she's a fuckin whore"
NomenNeminis: We didn't survive "because of bulletproof"; we survived because we're a golem made of sodium metal.
LynnTheFlareon: can you shoot the bridge down?
ND_Ericson: Plot twist: you can actually enter that HUMVEE and the game turns out to be a driving sim Kappa
embyrr922: Strict environmental protections to prevent bank erosion
kassy_13: yes charity is still going
tim19862: woah
urthai: ooooh abd edge... look for the sub ocean
BillTheCat: do you think the base is at that marker?
BloodnBullets: im going to guess 20dmg per shot and 100 health
FurthestChunk55: these guys are almost as bullet spongey as the enemies in the division
Zath_: Don't blame that shit on Unity
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PixelArtDragon: Have we gotten into the subocean yet?
Frozendukie: what was that movie about curving bullets? always reminds me of that
Blasteg: How did Adam see that first enemy? I'm impressed
NomenNeminis: PixelArtDragon Surprisingly, no!
Anubis169: Alex: Why are you firing tracer rounds from your pistol?
PixelArtDragon: Because this looks like good time to try
FurthestChunk55: blasteg, that's... that's not adam
dragonmoffon: it's not how all trees do it
Leaf4d: that can be gotten rid of with a tiny bit of effort
Rockario: I feel like maybe we're actually firing tiny Roman Candles
Karfsma778: Who are these guys who can just fuckin take half a dozen Deagle shots to the chest?
RobertMerlow: What are these colliders?
dragonmoffon: it's a basic pre built prefab
NomenNeminis: Rockario That would explain their speed.
Blasteg: I mean alex oops
Skudd: Yeah, Unity LODs a bit weird by default
dragonmoffon: the creator didn't make the trees
AdmiralMemo: Alex... Adam... James... So many interchangeable people. lrrBEEJ
SquareDotCube: Best way around it is to just set up a custom LOD
SpacePotato01: when they walk, their feet don't touch the ground...
urthai: ahw.. :(
Skudd: It's fixable, and not with much effort as far as I know, but it is a weird default behaviour
CanPlayGames: !updog
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TehAmelie: so we are on a quest to find the tiniest reason for this game to exist right
I_Am_Clockwork: the sub ocean beckoned
kassy_13: memo pls :P
SquareDotCube: The jukuele
tim19862: yeah
dragonmoffon: they just grabbed the basic terrain tool
Alchemistmerlin: Something about the positioning of this character's arms/gun is...really offputting
northos: I gotta play HL2 again some time
DigitalSeahorse: the driving level!
I_Am_Clockwork: the muzzle flash makes it impossible to aim this thing
LynnTheFlareon: this is like the Sonic '06 of FPS games lol
NomenNeminis: I appreciate that the glow makes the pickups easy to see, but it also makes them look like proximity mines!
northos: yeah T.T
Featherweight_: the earth reclaims it'
FurthestChunk55: we just ran past a guy
Featherweight_: s own
kassy_13: it's nice how the quicksand isn't eating us
TheMoatman: And the award for Best Coast Level Since Half-Life 2 goes to... Literally anything else but this
Anubis169: Kickboat!
DigitalSeahorse: kick that steering wheel :D
BtEtta: I can't wait to play Xen in Black Mesa
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EdwardGein: What the fuck is up with those gun particles?
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mugsi_: It's the level where you bind jump to scroll and b-hop backwards while crouching :)
Foxmar320: :(
offbeatwitch: they should've called it that
Karfsma778: You mean the one that DIED in a week?
drcanonball: "made" is a strong word
Leaf4d: artifact is an economy with a game attached
shdragon: Artifact is not a game.. It's the steam marketplace turned into a game.
anemzero: They've released like 4 games since the "Valve doesn't make games anymore" meme started
offbeatwitch: "Richard Garfield's Rainbow Six Siege"
AdmiralMemo: The third game will come... I swear... We might not be alive, but it'll come.
anemzero: and it has not paused once
Alchemistmerlin: No no graham, it's actually "Richard Garfield: Artifact"
DigitalSeahorse: at least we got Black Mesa
Skudd: I do wish Valve still made singleplayer games
FlyingUltraCar: I’ve been thinking about replaying HL2 at some point
TiredNiall: "When we die, our bodies become the dirt. The antelopes eat the dirt..."
wicker_knight: it would just be over sooner
LordZarano: The 3rd game already came, it was called Half Life 2 Episode 1
simriel: Don't Kink Shame Alex
FurthestChunk55: i think nobody at valve actually cares about half-life anymore
dragonmoffon: the ai in this game is on fire
BtEtta: It's always a sex thing?
PixelArtDragon: Would DotA 2 count?
Skudd: I don't even care if HL3 never comes out, I just want more singleplayer games from Valve
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Viewers_Like_You: Nose: *Definitely* a sex thing
GhassanPL: !uptime
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TheThromborax: eyes can be sexual
NomenNeminis: TMI
BillTheCat: artifact is good actually
TheMoatman: that's definitely a sex thing for *somebody*
thysane: and we got that sweet Epistle 3 game jam out of the story leak, at least
Anaerin: People discovered you can buy artifact, open the included packs, sell them on the community store and refund the game for a profit.
SquareDotCube: Well, at least we're getting Black Mesa
ehsteveG: He said no too quickly. It's a sex thing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and that reminded me of those pigs from darkest dungeon
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ND_Ericson: I mean... EVERYTHING is a sex thing for someone...
jonnykefka: HL3 will come out when they can change something fundamental about gaming again. So like, when we have direct neural interface gaming
tim19862: actually floating ememies
PinkHoneyCMB: I mean they added a Battle Royale game to CS:GO
RealGamerCow: i cant remember, what was the bullshit angle of Artifact?
DigitalSeahorse: Zen?
PinkHoneyCMB: That's... something? Ish?
urthai: the trailer for black mesa Xen was awesome tbh
RatekStormcrow: How slow are these bullats ?
Leaf4d: but they didnt make black mesa, that was a fan mod they just piggy backed off
Skudd: Once Xen is out for Black Mesa I'm going to finally play it.
anemzero: Next Valve singleplayer release is In the Valley of the Gods probably in 2019?
Papperslappen: RealGamerCow mostly that they charge for it up front
offbeatwitch: "Richard Garfield's Yield Field"
Aarek: @Texan_Reverend Should be able to find a video on Demolition Ranch's youtube if you wanna see someone using one. Never fired one myself so I wouldn't know how well it compensates.
itsrileypm1: one thing i can say about this game is that they did grab the ambient sounds from a tiger woods pga game and it isnt the worst, lol
wicker_knight: @RealGamerCow direct integration with Steam Marketplace
Havok4: It is weird to be following a mod team for more than a decade but I have been very happy with the work they have put out.
tim19862: this is very halo
DarkNacht: Have you ever thought that maybe Valve was never good at games?
Mangledpixel: I made some models for Black Mesa, years ago. Ever find a walkie talkie in that game? that was one of mine
Alchemistmerlin: The Black Mesa team is going to wind up making Half Life 3, but their dev time is going to be a race against the heat death of the universe
AdmiralMemo: @Havok4 Quality takes time. :)
DoodlestheGreat: This is definitely just like PUBG. bikeTen
AdmiralMemo: @Mangledpixel Oh nice.
Metric_Furlong: RealGamerCow upfront cost, random boosters and secondary card market through the steam marketplace
Featherweight_: string
Anaerin: Sting, not Bowie.
BubbaRad: sting
kumatsu: GDI Alex, now I want to rewatch Dune
Havok4: The weird bit Memo is that they are still at it
ExhaustedElox: There is a BS spell that one color gets in the preconception ladder.
Thoth7: we are actually overdue for a good Netflix-funded Dune miniseries
Lunareclipse123: Sting
Kramburger: Sting?
iammorthos: Sting you philistine!
RatekStormcrow: A Topless David Bowie
PixelArtDragon: It's weird, I've never seen any Dune adaptations but I've read Dune three times.
abaoa_qu: Sting
wicker_knight: you're thinking of Sting, yeah
Havok4: Not many mod teams can maintain themselves for that long.
RatekStormcrow: ERm Sting
NotGruulButWhy: Sting
KartoffelKaiser: That's not Sting, that's a picture of Sting!
wicker_knight: as Feyd Rautha
NomenNeminis: Well, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed.
FurthestChunk55: actually, is there anybody at valve that gives a shit anymore?
MacSquizzy: Denis Villeneuve is making a new DUNE film
ZealousCrow: We do a really sweet barrel roll when we die
itsrileypm1: wait....which sting??
BubbaRad: Kmac
anemzero: Anyone could imitate those thuds!
Anaerin: Also Al from Quantum Leap.
kumatsu: @itsrileypm1 as in The Police
DigitalSeahorse: Skudd, me too and I'll probably restart from the beginning instead of from where the objects were invisible
Viewers_Like_You: "If Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?" -Ryan Stiles
FurthestChunk55: it really doesn't feel like valve gives a shit anymore
wicker_knight: @itsrileypm1 the singer
AdmiralMemo: Sting the wrestler... and the singer... Kappa
Metric_Furlong: itsrileypm1 the singer/musician
tim19862: there's only one sting
KartoffelKaiser: yeah wait sting the music person or sting the wrastler?
Aziraphalesshop: @itsrileypm1 Like from the Police
northos: I'm SURE the rest of these will be better Kappa
itsrileypm1: I am le sad now
DoodlestheGreat: Strap in or crap in?
Lysander_Gustav: The Scifi Channel miniseries is pretty good
delta__vee: so what you're saying is: gabe newell needs to hire david lynch for a larp
Karfsma778: @FurthestChunk55 Is there even anyone at Valve anymore?
asthanius: Secret of Laboratory?
azlan121: the trouble with valve is theres no fixed dev teams, so peopel can just float around and not really get anything done
Inquisitor_Xian: a dam fine sandworm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dee Dee
TrueThorn: Strap *On*
scratchmonkey: nice jumper graham
DoodlestheGreat: bikeS
iammorthos: JagerDyne Industries?
AdmiralMemo: I'm GOING to assume Sting the music person
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always salty.
Anaerin: Gordon Sumner (AKA Sting), the musician.
CastleOtranto: Strap in, strap on, and buckle up!
Chaterino: Sry old Dune, the miniseries one is so good
IncredibleFrown: is it just called “secret laboratory”
Beilout: Is the Secret Laboratory a toilet?
Kazman20a: overall I prefer the Sci fi version, but I like the actor playing Paul better in the movie version
TheThromborax: Dexter's Secret Meth Lab?
Metric_Furlong: TrueThorn we're not playing boobs saga again
itsrileypm1: ummmmmmmm\
Aziraphalesshop: @AdmiralMemo That is correct
asthanius: oh no
AdmiralMemo: Warmup time... Oh good
DigitalSeahorse: secret laboratory with secret tunnel?
BITs19_: "warmup time"
NomenNeminis: I wonder if they're all shooter games, or if he's made awful, generic copies of many different genres.
azlan121: so people just move on when a project stops being fun
embyrr922: Warmup time?
NomenNeminis: I'd prefer the latter
chamel_: Eyy, Dice Friends just went up
Solipsody: Coming back from a long AFK to Graham's Secret ASMR Laboratory just feels right.
wicker_knight: @FurthestChunk55 Valve outsourced all development and administration to the GladOS 12 years ago. Gabe Newell was kept on for PR reasons.
tim19862: no options?!
Edgarware: that's a lot of guns for a lab
IbunWest: Do you get to the secret laboratory via some kind of secret tunnel?
NdroFox: I’m both relieved and disappointed all their games aren’t called “[action] of [singular noun]”
LordZarano: in medias res
NomenNeminis: ND_Ericson Same.
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Viewers_Like_You: That's a larg water
thysane: don't forget, Valve are producing the Firewatch devs' next game too
LynnTheFlareon: @LoadingReadyRun hello I'm new here fireloWave
aWabbajack: Valve is actually a front for Black Mesa or Aperture
DigitalSeahorse: big class is big
Kramburger: Gains of Castamere was Graham's best Qwiplash joke
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good evening guys
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NotGruulButWhy: That mug made my day.
wicker_knight: h0i
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malc: lol
AdmiralMemo: @Kramburger I feel I missed a stream with that reference.
offbeatwitch: no soap, radio!
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Keab42: Now that's a clip for the next LRL
tim19862: so much water
DigitalSeahorse: lol you don't want to try LOL
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Baconscentedsoap: It taste like soap
FurthestChunk55: mug seller, i need your largest mug
drcanonball: Alex's glass is meant for a big thist
caffienatedcrow: Is it over? I just waled away for a snack :<
caffienatedcrow: Oh sweet I was wrong >.<
tim19862: huh
DigitalSeahorse: shaving cream is a thing you can taste by accident quite easy since it's on your face I'm guessing
AdmiralMemo: What
NomenNeminis: That's a mug they got during a Yard Sale segment of LoadingReadyLive, right?
SquareDotCube: Time to Sword and Board
Raigne86: @Mag_Chundysquatch ohai geefHi
emeraldrago17: I foresee good things for some of us, others pain and confusion
MikoKisai: um
tim19862: WutFace
Despoiler98: WHAT
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Morendur: Rats lol, my query got lost in the wave of sub catch ups :P
Papperslappen: ahahaha
AdmiralMemo: Tiny zombos
MilkInBag: cheating zombies
Alness49: You dropped a sweet katana!
emeraldrago17: What even
malc: smolmbies
IncredibleFrown: oh lawd he comin
accountmadeforants: smol zombies, smombies
AdmiralMemo: And they have noclip!
wicker_knight: noclip zombores
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
n_mandrag: Killing Floor 0 looks strange
FurthestChunk55: they can phase through walls!?
NomenNeminis: Tiny T-frame zombie!!! :D
Mag_Chundysquatch: @Raigne86 guyjudgeHi hewwo!
LucyCloudberry: what
Viewers_Like_You: Zombies too small for walls
ZealousCrow: Oh no tiny zombies
Solipsody: Tiny no-clip zombies?
thysane: this is deeply odd
ND_Ericson: Hitboxes? Nah.
tim19862: lrrWOW katesWa SantaHat katesOw SantaHat
NomenNeminis: They're adorable!
hippitybobbity: ??
Karfsma778: Oh no it's Goldeneye but all your enemies are Oddjob
IncredibleFrown: they look like monsters to you?
malc: I mean, if I were a zombie I don't think I'd care about geometry
MilkInBag: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
JLHonors: wooow
jonnykefka: OK this makes me feel a little unsettled
TheThromborax: S Word them!
Despoiler98: SWORD
ExhaustedElox: just right up through the floors and walls.
DigitalSeahorse: we're 7 feet tall in a country of 4 ft tall people
gascitygaming: oh god it's trying to be Killing Floor
AntiCrepuscular: pathing is hard, yo
FurthestChunk55: bitch be empty
mugsi_: That hitmarker :O
Aviator_Moonshine: Ever been so brain-dead that you walked through walls}
Aviator_Moonshine: ?
IncredibleFrown: booiiiing
DigitalSeahorse: weeee
wicker_knight: and/or watched a Robert Rodrigues film
tim19862: haha
accountmadeforants: What is this, a zombie game made for ants?! Thanks!
Crad0k: that is 100% a half life med kit
MikoKisai: who needs backfaces
NomenNeminis: Really? 'Cause it seems more like "Evil Train"
TrueThorn: Geniva non-compliant
o0sk_ren0o: Sub-Ocean sighted, captain!
Leaf4d: youve heard of elf on a shelf... say hi to health on a shelft
Dr_fragenstien: so this is a default asset showcase level, right?
mugsi_: Whelp, sub-ocean or bust!
ani_laurel: I think I've seen this environment before. Including the se-through geometry
korvys: oops, red Cross - this game is now a war crime.
tim19862: this is super weird
Iraeda: so... despite being a shotgun... they STILL take the same number of "bullets"
caffienatedcrow: Zombie space ghosts
AdmiralMemo: *sings* Tiny zombies... in my wine... Makes me noclip... all the time
Arikell: Is that a sword?
Mangledpixel: can you also walk through walls?
FurthestChunk55: wait did we ever test to see if we can walk through walls
tim19862: lol
TehAmelie: remember Maze of Evil, that game Ben and Adam played that was literally just a dungeon with poorly placed zombies in it? don't know why i thought of that here. . .
ashleypg: I really like the idea of being in a room or building with all the ammo and weapons you'll have for the entire level. This is just be a bad implementation of that idea.
gascitygaming: longer/shorter legs :P
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WyleeCoyote556: This game is what Gordon Freeman plays on his phone while riding the tram to work
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DigitalSeahorse: do they follow you if you don't look at them
offbeatwitch: developer of this game: "got it. dark souls is fun because all the enemies have 50,000 health points"
Solipsody: So do they walk through walls because the dev couldn't figure out collision detection, or because they couldn't figure out pathing?
Viewers_Like_You: Someone put a lot of work into those walls! Those zombies are very incosiderate.
northos: I'm really enjoying how utterly devoid of gameplay this is
DigitalSeahorse: yup
queenmarchesa: but can alex go through the walls?
MilkInBag: fun
Mister_Skittles: ian?
AdmiralMemo: @queenmarchesa Nerp
gascitygaming: Michone we are not
CanPlayGames: I wish I had the gall to charge money for this "quality" of game
anemzero: in fairness: Nothing works for shit
Chaterino: This post update DayZ?
DigitalSeahorse: you're swing is too high lol
JLHonors: That was very good joke.
RatekStormcrow: And now you know why humanity invented guns and abandoned swords
NomenNeminis: I was kinda hoping the katana would just one-shot everything.
hippitybobbity: Man this sucks
malc: ah, the opaque scope
Crad0k: i mean, that's pretty accurate, a katana wouldn't be terribly good against a zombie horde
Iraeda: i think your weapons all do the same damage per hit so they still take like... 5 or 6 hits regardless of what it is?
ND_Ericson: I wanna see the broadsword+viking shield
Mister_Skittles: got to say, not a fan of this new PUBG map
TheMerricat: I think the wall hackers hitboxes aren't actually on their bodies given it didn't look as if you were hitting htem
Viewers_Like_You: Pathing is covered next semester
tim19862: katesNice
Pteraspidomorphi: They'd probably get stuck in the geometry
Iraeda: oh nvm that one one shots
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
TehAmelie: also why are we in some space habitat?
Earthenone: im sure getting zombies to obey geometry is like herding cats
MilkInBag: did you have to pay for this
FurthestChunk55: that was that zombie's o face
tim19862: Viewers_Like_You yuuuup
IncredibleFrown: collision sounds hard, this is just a clickbait game
NomenNeminis: Maybe you can strap a tiny gun to your flashlight. Kappa
AdmiralMemo: Buuuuuuuuulllllllllleeeeeeeeetttttt Tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee
StrawberryPepper: fly through the air with the greatest of speed...
tim19862: katesLol
drthvd3r: How much do you want to bet if they give you a flashlight, they'll give you a reason to use it.
gascitygaming: *scales model to 60* I made a new asset!
WereDoor: i like that the sniper rifle is an ak
anemzero: I'm glad they obey clipping in ragdol.
ND_Ericson: pro on this gun: high power. con: you can see their ugly faces, and they all look the same
Fu4ow: do you even need to headshot?
DigitalSeahorse: no collider zombies ....wait
GrandLlamaQ: You see, Ivan, when you paint over scope, no fear of missing since you can't aim at wrong thing.
until_may: what about the sweet katana?
drthvd3r: Chekov's Flashlight, if you will.
SpacePotato01: they only have involuntary collision
dougma: I bet the clipping caused the pathing to get stuck on the geometry
Solipsody: Is it respawning all the weapons each wave, so you just end up with a pile of swords?
aWabbajack: hip fire on sniper rifle
IncredibleFrown: :doot:
tim19862: 420noscope lrrBEEJ
NomenNeminis: until_may He tried the sweet katana. It was not very effective.
Skudd: Yeah it seems like just center-mass with this thing is the way to go
WyleeCoyote556: the only way to be more Watch + Play is is the flashlight has a 2-minute battery
AdmiralMemo: I'd like a pile of swords if I could get that
Thoth7: humming the music to a *good* game won't make this one feel any better, I promise
Karfsma778: I mean, if you're pressing the gun against their abdomen, you shouldn't NEED a scope
until_may: @NomenNeminis but sweet katana is always effective?!
DigitalSeahorse: me too, I have it and a better computer now
NomenNeminis: until_may I was surprised too.
TheMerricat: 16 more waves
VoodontWoW: No scope? But my breath!
mariammistressofmanifolds: we should at least try using the sword and shield
AdmiralMemo: Outside
Mag_Chundysquatch: I love how the dev just could NOT be assed to make a level.
NomenNeminis: I'm not surprised, Graham.
JLHonors: wooow
NomenNeminis: Ouch
n_mandrag: @LoadingReadyRun from the Z-axis of course
queenmarchesa: are those hitboxes regulation size?
wicker_knight: it's the one that uses the least process resources
AdmiralMemo: It's a delicate balance between graphics and health
Styxseus: Its like stats, Graphics is just a dump-stat
Inquisitor_Xian: digitalhomicidemusic.mp4
TheMerricat: you aren't hitting them, the hibox is not matching the model
Foxmar320: ???
NomenNeminis: It's a slider with "Graphics" on one end and "HP" on the other.
underhill33: oh
AdmiralMemo: AtmosFEAR
Viewers_Like_You: Because that's what you do in horror games
until_may: This game hurts my feelings
ND_Ericson: I mean... it's often "graphics vs performance", but apparently that applies to zombies' health as well :P
PixelArtDragon: So THAT"s what a jumpscare looks like.
offbeatwitch: shame this one isn't good
Viewers_Like_You: Horror games have jump scares
TehAmelie: i was gonna say "so i think we get the idea" but i think we get the entire game here
gascitygaming: I had never seen a "Cam and Ian Christmas" before, clicked on recent Lrr tweet, was not disappointed in the slightest
Foxmar320: We have seen that one in so many games
Mag_Chundysquatch: wave 4020
NomenNeminis: This well-lit, pleasant future corridor. Oh the horror.
ZealousCrow: So this is the new Dead Space sequel right?
Mag_Chundysquatch: 4-20
AdmiralMemo: @gascitygaming Oh it's a treat
NomenNeminis: I think this is the third time we've seen that model?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: dint that game earlier use the exact same sound too? the Asylum "jump Scare"
TehAmelie: oh no, four more zombies than before!
TheAinMAP: Fore!
tim19862: so you can buy jumpscares in the unity store Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: I guess it's important for space ships and stations to have a non zero amount of atmosphere
Skudd: default_jumpscare.obj
AdmiralMemo: @gascitygaming Wish I could have seen it live. Was at work. Caught a few minutes on my break.
Earthenone: maybe we could look up that model and animations imdb, see what else it had roles in
anemzero: "It works" as the zombies walk through walls
ND_Ericson: Some of these zombies don't even have a walkcycle BibleThump
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP ciraSwear
IncredibleFrown: it works because it’s someone else’s code, i imagine
gascitygaming: I usually do put the fireplace on christmas morning tv, now i have new #content
Styxseus: and whats with the weird bloom-effect on everything?
Mangledpixel: they're all dead, Graham, they're zombies
NotGruulButWhy: They're coming to get you Barbra
MikoKisai: that's the first time I've seen a ragdoll standing on it's own power
Viewers_Like_You: This zombie is small. That zombie is far away.
Always_Armoured: hey those are halo 1 health kits
Rockario: Shielded by the corpses
ND_Ericson: Can we see sword+shield before leaving this game pls?
asthanius: And back to Wave 1 again
grandmaspocket: back at wave 1?
jonnykefka: Why is it back to wave 1?!
Despoiler98: TECHNICALLY correct the best kind of correct
tim19862: yes, Half life
Lizardman175: we wrapped waves already
jonnykefka: Does it cycle through four fucking waves?!
ND_Ericson: well _actually_ they're UNdead, graham Kappa
TehAmelie: oh we got all the way around
wicker_knight: ahahaa it looped lrrEFF
Styxseus: Wait? Does it just loop? xD
Alness49: They're perfectly generic health kits
Sortaz: guess we won?
TiredNiall: Back to wave 1 again?
RatekStormcrow: Isnt it illegal to use the red cross nowerdays ?
NomenNeminis: ND_Ericson I *think* Alex tried to pick it up and couldn't.
TweakyCZ: Back to wave 1 we go
Mag_Chundysquatch: Back to WAVE ONE!?
mariammistressofmanifolds: back at wave 1! Woo!
queenmarchesa: waves reset
Arikell: we found some working geometry!
AdmiralMemo: Loot cave?
korvys: Those health kits are a war crime (cause they have the red cross)
ND_Ericson: NomenNeminis ah, okay. shame
keesonman: Hi LRR and chat! what game is this? :)
NomenNeminis: Loadingreadyrun Note: "Wave 1"
offbeatwitch: we looped around
offbeatwitch: it's wave 2
RonnyConcrete: You rolled over to 1
grandmaspocket: game done
CrazymattCaptain: the waves are repeating
Skudd: Yeah we've looped
TheMerricat: why are you back n wave 2?
darkalter2000: Next game?
malc: we looped
dragonmoffon: no it's looped
offbeatwitch: no it went 1 to 2
grandmaspocket: you rolled it over
jonnykefka: NOPE! It counted up to 4 and then reset!
Leaf4d: looks like they are running out of fucks to give
MikoKisai: the waves looped after 4
AdmiralMemo: We rolled over
Crad0k: halo health kits are kinda squished hexagons
nuninman: its looped
Sortaz: no it looped
DigitalSeahorse: someone tell Valve as if anyone cares now that they don't use them anymore :P
NomenNeminis: You already beat wave 4
Rufran: it went from wave 4 to wave 1 and now 2
Styxseus: Its just alternating between 1 & 2 x__x
lunarecliptica: their corpses have collision with the walls, why don't the actual enemies themselves?
Foxmar320: welp
gascitygaming: half life health kit
AntiCrepuscular: the strat is not to play ;)
DigitalSeahorse: YAY :D
anemzero: Waves restarted after 4
tim19862: wow
ZealousCrow: Lol we played through the whole game anyway.
gascitygaming: half life health kit
TheMerricat: @Styxseus before wave 2 it was wave 4
AdmiralMemo: Heh...
AdmiralMemo: Different
TiredNiall: There were only 4 different waves. There was no win state
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Styxseus: Oh, Ok
Despoiler98: well looks kinda neat
asthanius: 3rd person shooter?
NomenNeminis: Rez knock-off?
IncredibleFrown: i love to run through neon void
asthanius: 2d shooter
DigitalSeahorse: slytqRIP
JLHonors: Runner of Neon Void
arcbound_roomba: Is calling this person a "developer" still what we are going with?
NomenNeminis: Oh, side-scroller
wicker_knight: ooh, we're Mega Man
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait...
tim19862: not awful
Anaerin: Wait, you need to BUY extra levels?
Leaf4d: ok, see you in the vod g and a. I gotta do my job making a good game XD
Always_Armoured: this is literally bit trip runner
wicker_knight: slash Bit-Trip Runner
MikoKisai: it's a bit.trip runner clone?
IncredibleFrown: remember bit trip
gascitygaming: can we never not slide please?
Obsolete2885: Bit Trip Runner
Foxmar320: welp
AdmiralMemo: Any reason to not slide when not jumping?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah...
Anaerin: Also, hello Bit.Trip Runner.
Beilout: Ot it's Bit.Trip TRON
TiredNiall: I thought you said Nyan Void Runner and was prepared for a v