TehAmelie: then again, we call this a "thing" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stitching_awl
DarkMorford: Hm, I wonder if I get any sort of holiday bonus aside from the paid days off...
DarkMorford: I'm guessing no, since I've only been here 6 months.
TehAmelie: holiday bonii are for trustees eh
TehAmelie: in Norway i understand everyone gets their year's salary split in 13 parts and then you get two month's pay in December
PhoenixMelior: yeah I'm feeling much the same. Not looking forward to spending extra hours every year on a holiday leave I don't want to take, but I guess there are worse things.
DarkMorford: My last job, I got the amount of my normal paycheck as a bonus basically every year, which for me happened to work out to December/January. Not sure what the policy is here.
PhoenixMelior: i've never had a holiday bonus. It's less of a thing in my industry
TehAmelie: hm
cheetoJack: I don't get a holiday bonus, but I do get one after my yearly review
TehAmelie: i'm not sure about the details of your work, Phoenix, but wouldn't it involve more burst pipes and such in the winter?
cheetoJack: yearly review which is in march usually
DarkMorford: I should have my 6-month review (and a potential raise) coming up any time now, but since my manager is already gone for the holidays it probably won't be until after the new year.
cheetoJack: which is also after they announce full business results from the prior year
PhoenixMelior: I could see that happening actually. Apparently my company had a really good year and there's a bunch of raises and compensation in the budget
TehAmelie: i lived in a house where the water pipes froze once. . .such a ramshackle hole
DarkMorford: My dad has to use an air compressor and blow out the water-sprinkler pipes every year in the fall, otherwise they'd freeze.
TehAmelie: huh
DarkAbyssKeeper: !next
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TehAmelie: oh my, how time flies
DarkMorford: Guess it's time to stop talking about pipes and hoses and other kinky stuff. :P
TXC2: I dont know, kinky stuff still comes up during the stream some times :P
TXC2: Also Hello Everybody
DarkMorford: (Get it? Hoses? Kinks?)
red_shoes_jeff: Afternoon
PhoenixMelior: <message deleted>and yet we're not allowed to talk about it!
TehAmelie: i had a 37 year old cousin once ask me what dudes meant with the expression "lay pipe". that was awkward
PhoenixMelior: <message deleted>hey txc2, do you wanna do me a favour
rocketjohn: does anyone know what we rolled today?
PhoenixMelior: <message deleted>I posted an over-long link in the chat earlier by mistake, you wanna just purge me/that for posterity
the_number_two2: !next
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PhoenixMelior: thank you!
TehAmelie: a nice clean purge
TehAmelie: (things you'll never hear in the movie/TV series)
TXC2: always good when people phone me right before the stream starts lrrEFF
PhoenixMelior: nooooo
TXC2: CONTACT
FITorion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: problems PhoenixMelior ?
rocketjohn: HIssssssssss we have signal :)
PhoenixMelior: txc2 you never wanna be on the phone when the stream starts, is all
TehAmelie: thank you for your service anyway
TXC2: PhoenixMelior ah indeed
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Hingadora: katesAir katesAir katesAir
TehAmelie: may the spambots be few and similar expressions but with more chat jargon
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh we're playing Skeal again?
TehAmelie: exxxtreme winter sports? so, 3 hours of SKEAL?
TehAmelie: damn good drift
TXC2: didn't we cover this game when it was on E3?
TheWarbo: SKEAL SKEAL SKEAL
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Here we GO!
TehAmelie: hello lads
TacitusVigil: Is it time for Games of Chonk yet?
Hingadora: Whoosh
TXC2: Hello James and Paul
TheWarbo: weeks, huh?
Avet24222: Christmas sweater!
Riandisa: Good morning Paul, James, and chat
red_shoes_jeff: hweeeeeeeeu.....
Haberdashed: That sweater is amazing
Unas84: hey Paul & James!
TXC2: eh, 5 days to go, close enough
underhill33: lrrSLOTH
Mangledpixel: lrrSLOTH
TacitusVigil: lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH
TheAinMAP: lrrSLOTH
CraziestOwl: Sup
Avet24222: That sweater is so good
Haberdashed: lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH
Unas84: I've got this game, want to group up and shred together in a bit?
TheWarbo: Oh definitely on that part.
TehAmelie: "purposely" ugly sweaters is like Selzer & Friedberg parody movies
TXC2: If Gandma didn't make it, it's not an ugly xmas sweater
B4rberblacksheep: Wow James coming out with the browbeats today
TheWarbo: corporate America taking over all our traditions smh
TXC2: !clips
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DarkMorford: Uh-oh. Steam Winter Sale just started.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sleep!
TheWarbo: James sounds like he's ready to riot. Will he come in with haste, or a +1/+1 counter?
Haberdashed: Well because the whole REASON anyone would WEAR one of those sweaters was because somebody you love made it for you and you didn't want to hurt their feelings by not wearing it.
TXC2: DarkAbyssKeeper no, my wallet is all ready dead :P
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds perfect to me
ThePerrBearr: i think Gaudi is a better descriptor of most Christmas sweaters
red_shoes_jeff: With a stranger!
TehAmelie: steep and sweeten
Sarah_Serinde: (Hi friends, I'm working from home today :) )
Unas84: yeah, they modelled it even
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
TXC2: TheWarbo the counter, always the counter
Riandisa: Now to climb a mountain on your skiis alone. Exploration adventure
accountmadeforants: Sweater seller, bring me your ugliest sweater!
TehAmelie: by the way if we get 5 minutes to spare how about a game of Mountain (the game where you are a mountain)?
RayFK: So you're playing Ring right?
TXC2: accountmadeforants my Sweaters are too strong for you traveller
red_shoes_jeff: @accountmadeforants You can't HANDLE my ugliest sweater!
tehweave: Serious question: What is the "theme" of games of chance? Is it just "James and Paul play games?"
SnowJP: eckstreem
RayFK: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
TehAmelie: ooh, snow physics. not quite at the RDR2 levels but
Pteraspidomorphi: Didn't someone die when researching for this game? I vaguely remember all marketing abruptly stopping at some point
TXC2: !explain goc
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mastershake29x: @tehweave it changes every week
TacitusVigil: More extreme? How 90s of them.
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 I am going to a christmas party and I need your ugliest sweater!
TheWarbo: This is a Skeal knockoff, right?
Avet24222: I've actually never heard of this game, it looks interesting.
tehweave: I gotcha. Thanks @mastershake29x and @LRRbot
silverstar216: oof, coming from vod-land has ruined me, I tried to go back 5 seconds to see the screen tear
CastleOtranto: Ooh, Steep. This is a fun one.
TXC2: I saw an ultra+ there
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TehAmelie: it seems weird even for videogames if they released it after someone died in the production of it >_>
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red_shoes_jeff: @Pteraspidomorphi Huh. Yeah. That's ...that's a thing, alright.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 8
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Didero: What card did you get, Paul?
Didero: Also, hi
CraziestOwl: Which gout?
TXC2: Hello Didero welcome
CraziestOwl: Flu
RayFK: Jump off
EJGRgunner: got there
RayFK: Can you jump off without using your board automatically?
TXC2: theres is obligatory dick
accountmadeforants: Now go get a 4K/HDR monitor and relive that experience of not being able to max anything out!
RayFK: Walk off?
TheWarbo: TOS, james
SunsetOcelot: Use Space Jump
Pteraspidomorphi: Found it as well, red_shoes_jeff. Extreme sports can be dangerous :(
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RayFK: Don't wingsuit!
RayFK: Just walk off Kappa
EJGRgunner: No running on the BASE jumping board!
CraziestOwl: Which gpu did you buy Paul?
surtur15: please don't you dare to draw obscene things in the snow
TXC2: !charity
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TehAmelie: all we need is a grappling hook
TXC2: yeah we played this last week Kappa
EJGRgunner: Good ole Pilot Wings
Jelkimantis: Does this format go to the 19th game next year?
Pteraspidomorphi: Then everything explodes in a most realistic manner
KinoGami: is this on sale anywhere? i was interested in this when they announced it
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TXC2: Jelkimantis 18 games and counting was a different, previous show
Type_One___: I love the crawl hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just befor eyou get the, a gust picks you up
oakentree: i've just been playing red dead 2 for a couple days and the snow deformation in that is reeeal nice
Jelkimantis: @TXC2 - Thanks. My brain isn't working recently.
TehAmelie: yeah i wonder if Spin Tires has met its match
TXC2: KinoGami stream apprantly just went on to it;s winter sale
TXC2: Jelkimantis oh my brain never works :P
azlan121: it goes from flying bat to old lady wrapped in a blanket in 0.2 seconds
Dyllbert: This really seams like a controller game....
frozenphoenix7: It's like going from Adam to James Kappa
Jelkimantis: @TXC2 - Yeah. I know that feeling.
noSmokeFire: extreme sports disassociation
TXC2: Yeap, that sure is a mountain
Earthenone: seems like a STEEP drop off in coolness
DiscordianTokkan: A Steep view
ZeroArcana: gotta go fast
accountmadeforants: From literal actual flying man, god of the skies to child in a poncho in five seconds flat
Riandisa: Secrets to discover on the mountains and so on too
TXC2: it's an ubisoft game, of course it's open world
IbunWest: Famous "ski places" also sometimes known as mountains.
TheWarbo: "TREES" ~ James, 2018-12-20
stormshot14: where are the towers
oakentree: going over that rock hurt my soul .-.
Type_One___: hahaha "there has to be some bullshit collectable"
KidAmn: I really liked this game, but it was... about as varied as you'd expect a game about going down a mountain to be.
azlan121: 'curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal'
TheWarbo: I think now is when you're supposed to map
TheWarbo: yeah
KinoGami: they are formed from a combination of real runs and stuff generated from topographical data from real locstions to make them feel more real
TXC2: turns out the Alps are big or something :P
TheWarbo: fast travel sure would make all those "go downhill" sports way better
TehAmelie: if it's just for a split seconds, humans have been known to survive over 60 Gs
silverstar216: Is this a good time to mention my intense fear of heights and falling?
TXC2: for reference, the Saturn V rocket caused 7g of force
KinoGami: i too fear heights
oakentree: i would LOVE to be able to skip catching chair lifts while boarding .-.
accountmadeforants: So when do we unlock Skyrim horse?
NimrodXIV: someone explain gravity to James
DiscordianTokkan: Right button to change thing?
TubeAlloy: bunny hop!
TheWarbo: use your SPORTS WHEEL to take off the board?
TXC2: James' one weakness: going uphill
Lord_ZYRK: We're trapped in this snowboard for the rest of our life
TehAmelie: oh ow ouch squirrels nest ow
TXC2: we phase though trees it seems
Earthenone: well, actually
KinoGami: this luckily hasn't triggered mine. but i've had looking out a second story window make me queesy before
DiscordianTokkan: WASTED
rocketjohn: DEAD
red_shoes_jeff: WELL, WELL,WELL!
TXC2: but not wells :P
noSmokeFire: well fancy meeting you here
Paranundrox: Why did James hit the well?
Paranundrox: He couldn't see that well
Paranundrox: :P
Emergent_OS: 32G? That number seems to be incompatible with life...
oakentree: not gonna lie, going DOWN a mountain on a snowboard is also pretty difficult :p
TXC2: I dont think this game knows what a G force is
KinoGami: give bigger numbers to make it feel more extrems
azlan121: its like a skatepark, but made of snow
TXC2: oakentree no, no going down SAFELY is the hard part Kappa
azlan121: so ramps, rails that kinda stuff
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Showsni: Right trigger, space, same difference
TXC2: SUB HYPE 10
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
oakentree: @txc2 safely? i am unfamiliar with this word Kappa
Dandinstorm12: sup chat, hey Paul and James
red_shoes_jeff: DOO A BARREL ROLL!
TheWarbo: "soon *enough* in the air," not "as soon as you're in the air." slight but important difference I think
TehAmelie: so the rumors of a deadly game production seem to lack some crucial details. a skier died in an avalanche while shooting advertising for the game which i guess has to be considered an occupational hazard in that business
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
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Kykiwi: DED
Dandinstorm12: rip
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oof my neck. Hi James and Paul
red_shoes_jeff: Good cronch!
TheAinMAP: katesRip
Showsni: Imagine if this game had real time hospital recovery
kat2kool: 236 G's you say. sure.
TXC2: why is an Ibex part of the KO symbol?
oakentree: crunchy bones
Paranundrox: did that say 236 G's?
TXC2: 23.6 maybe
Earthenone: your a level 2 moose!
TXC2: which is still an absurd amount of G force
TehAmelie: i'm drinking red bull right now, and i feel so athletic
LeeshaJoy: This remake of SkiFree is weird. Where's the yeti?
Didero: Is this game sponsored?
Didero: :P
RayFK: Nope
bevedog: I suddenly want to drink anything but Red Bull
TacitusVigil: So spoiler alert, we're playing a commercial? Kappa
RayFK: They super are still involved
TheSeg: This is some heavy sponsorship…
Showsni: One of the streamers I watch just got sponsored by Red Bull
Dandinstorm12: I thought Monster had taken over
KinoGami: yea
RayFK: Red Bull is still heavy into Extreme Sports and E-Sports
Emergent_OS: Didn't Red Bull sponsor a TV show, that had a segment about Loading Ready Run?
1losttheGame: seabatYIKES to ads in games
red_shoes_jeff: Is this a commercial?
TimeToFry: Can you die in this game
Showsni: For playing mostly Mario games
TXC2: I mean Red Bull has an F1 team, they're fairly legit
Didero: Red Bull still has a Formula 1 team too. Or two?
Lord_ZYRK: Clearly you're not a very avid sledder, Paul Kappa
mastershake29x: @TXC2 and america's best soccer team! #notbiased
TehAmelie: when i went to places like this on school trips, i'd usually slide down on my snow pants. that option is lacking
kinkerbelle: i did not expect a radial menu
azlan121: red bull and monster both heavily invest in extreme sports, relentless too but not quite as much
GloriousMost: I don't think its really ads, its like using real guns in games it just makes it more legit
Dyllbert: I'll bet that people who play video games drink more redbull then athletes
kPancrazio: they also sponsor an aircraft racing series
KinoGami: turns out extreme sports fans and gamers are a good demograpic to target with intense caffiene and sugar intake
azlan121: but if you don't really watch TV you wont see a lot of it
accountmadeforants: No Ollie, the whitespace of tricks
Showsni: I call this trick the "Snow Angel"
Dandinstorm12: uh
TXC2: I feel like we should have died there
TehAmelie: you landed so hard your ears went ringing? that's like brain damage country
TheWarbo: I think that "No ollie" thing is just notes, it'll also say "Good timing" or "not enough height"
bevedog: I prefer to pretend I'm playing videogames while snowboarding rather than the opposite.
azlan121: they will generally all throw money at anything a bit left field that they think they can associate with their brand
oakentree: i mean... at least it's captured what goes through your head when you crash
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Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the drone is filming
Dyllbert: @KinoGami I don't really get the athlete part actually. It would seem like the caffeine would mess you up
RayFK: Today is a good day for Magic, 2 distinct Paramore jokes made
oakentree: 'not good noT GOOD NOT GOOD!' about sums it up
TXC2: SUB HYPE 12
red_shoes_jeff: The crowd LOVED that 360 face-grind down the mountain!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
azlan121: @Pteraspidomorphi the drones are all busy at gatwick airport
Riandisa: Your crowd is very tiny and flying on that drone you set out
KinoGami: dyllbert: sponsor the athletes to target the fans
TheWarbo: do we get a title screen cheevo
RatekStormcrow: YOu did it, you launched the game
Dandinstorm12: whooo title screen!
Kykiwi: bright flashing ligths probly
Showsni: I guess that's in the night time sections
Showsni: Strobe lights?
TehAmelie: lots of bright snow?
TXC2: I mean all games have an epilepsy warning
Dyllbert: @KinoGami And that is why I am not in marketing lol. Good point
kPancrazio: most often i see the athletes sponsored by energy drinks drinking from water bottles with their logo on it, OR in the odd case of monster energy, monster energy water cans. which are just water.
Angreed66: Snow plus sunlight can create some interesting effects.
Didero: I played a bit of a free beta they had just before release, and even though my computer can't really run it, it seems pretty fun
HondoTrigger: Redbull Sports had an article about Magic Arena the other day
Showsni: The wing suit sections looks fun to me
noSmokeFire: so this is pokemon?
Unas84: It's a pretty fun game @Didero . It's got some issues here and there, but on the whole it's pretty enjoyable
KinoGami: even if the athletes themselves dont use their products simply sponsoring them associates the brand with what they do
RayFK: Red Bull is HEAVY into Esports
oakentree: yeah, from memory this game kinda suffered from not letting you just... get on with enjoying it
RayFK: They've been doing Red Bull championships for YEARS
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TubeAlloy: Cliffhanger the game? Where's Stallone?
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Coolgyman: This kind of looks like how Forza Horizon 4 presents itself, but much less endearing
TehAmelie: i drink a lot of energy drinks, and i can tell you Monster is super bad for my intestines. i don't drink it.
silverstar216: Wait, why is the top of the mountain only a medium challenge if it's the top goal of the game?
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KinoGami: i cant remember, does this have whislter?
azlan121: monster is great though
Unas84: @KinoGami only Alps I believe?
red_shoes_jeff: Want hopcopter!
accountmadeforants: Finally, you'll unlock actual superpowers, allowing to ski uphill!
Archonic_Energy: I want the helicopter to drop me off at work.
kat2kool: James: confirmed murderer
KinoGami: i thought it was supposed to be mountains around the world?
oakentree: i... feel like that video wasn't in the game when i played it?
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cuttlefishman: Where is Mario and Sonic? It's the winter games, no?
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azlan121: I used to drink like 4 cans a day every day, it was not especially healthy, so i decided to stop drinking energy drinks full stop
TXC2: SUB HYPE 14
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Didero: "Checkpoint Validated" feels like a weird way to phrase that
TheWarbo: I feel like we somehow need to bring "Checkpoint Validated" to Mondays
TXC2: yeah everyone in college but drank energy drinks, I used to keep on at them about how bad they were for them :P
rocketjohn: so do either of you actually ski or snowboard?
cuttlefishman: Seriously though, where is Mario?
TXC2: *but me
TacitusVigil: But I am le tired.
TehAmelie: i want to see a game like Just Cause but you're trying to make a career and get sponsors like here
noSmokeFire: it's slightly smaller than the first gold medal
Earthenone: the first guy must have got the platnum medal
TXC2: they're Canadian, they're obligated to Ski at least once Kappa
Showsni: Unlocked a new helmet? Have you tried dressing up your guy yet?
kat2kool: ah yes, the the most valuable gold medal, the Silver Gold
red_shoes_jeff: Axe helmet? AWESOME! We have a melee option!
azlan121: theres nothing wrong with them in moderation, but I was working stupid hours and permanently exhausted, so I was drinking them to keep going, but never getting a chance to rest back up, so you just end up drinking more and more until it gets excessive
kinkerbelle: @tehamelie saints row?
TehAmelie: possibly
kinkerbelle: 3 specifically
stormshot14: the opponents are right in front of the gate so it's their fault
Didero: Please do not try this at home
Skreeves: Paul, these are ghosts. This is time trial. Also the other guys are players.
wicker_knight: please do not try this on a mountain either
kat2kool: that seems justified
red_shoes_jeff: Makes sense
Emergent_OS: Didn't the game mention, that we can go to Alaska? Maybe we can visit Alaska at some point during the show?
crashdownreg: racing through untracked powder NotLikeThis what a waste NotLikeThis
Archonic_Energy: this seems to be awakening the SSX in me...
IcanBUrGyroBaby: Sonny B'oh-no!
cuttlefishman: What coffee are y'alls brewing at the moonbase right now?
Suffix: Did you even finish that other one James? It was in the fridge forever.
Kykiwi: does crunching noises
HondoTrigger: I won a red bull fridge in college and now I stock it with bottled water
kat2kool: we've died so many times this run
Didero: How nice of you to pause just to hug that tree!
oakentree: not gonna lie, i like boarding in new zealand because it means i don't deal with trees
red_shoes_jeff: "What coffee are you brewing?" "Yes."
TheWarbo: the fanbase is not good at not moving in unison
TehAmelie: getting stuck in the trees with g-force seems like a good advertising move
Showsni: Can you turn off Game Learnings?
Kykiwi: turn of copy right music?
Thandres: silly paul, only uncool people who dont do radical Xtreme sports actually die Kappa
KinoGami: you woukd thinj you were a fan if trees tho KappaHD
stormshot14: turn off copyright music
kat2kool: there's a thing there about copyrighted music
Kykiwi: that is nice they have a nice switch for that
TXC2: "What coffee are you brewing?" ".....brown?"
silverstar216: Yeah there's an option to turn off copyrighted music in the options
thetoastmonster: snow angel!
Emergent_OS: There is an option to turn off the copyright music in the settings.
Didero: Inpromptu snow angel!
TehAmelie: that was a sweet fall
stormshot14: more games should do that
Stoffern: Do you have any good costumes in the character tab?
Tiber727: That is good attention to detail.
cuttlefishman: Just play BGC
Dared00: well... there's still BGC ;D
HondoTrigger: lets play our own copyrighted music now!
TehAmelie: jeez it's like Guts and Glory but without the gibs
cuttlefishman: Or Paul can sing
Skreeves: I mean this game is literally the definition of a Streamer game. It just didn't take off.
oakentree: oh that man is dead
RayFK: Just play K-Pop
RayFK: It'll fit
cuttlefishman: Paul must have some wintersm'ns musics
TXC2: TehAmelie wow you're right
Lord_ZYRK: Non-Copyrighted music will be the first DLC Kappa
RayFK: You will only lose one VOD
kat2kool: BGC: it goes with everything!
xprotoformX: In the future all music is copy written
red_shoes_jeff: If Breath of the Wild has taught me anything, it's that sudden music when you're going down a mountain means you are going to die.
stormshot14: we could have just turned off music volume if we wanted this
thetoastmonster: this is the tree-huggers run
TXC2: what future, we have that now :p
TehAmelie: we're breaking new ground on this mountain. quite literally.
freshmaker__: oh god i saw a video on tree wells the other day and it has made me scared of trees in snow, now.
KinoGami: i mean, if you are going to play copyrighted music for an extreme sports game it needs to be from the soundtrack of tony hawk's pro skater 2
silverstar216: Tree wells?
azlan121: oh it definitely exists
Lordmatri: nah it's a big thing
kPancrazio: it's the sort of sport that tends to remove members as it adds themn
JoeKim: i mean. i know we haven't played Ring of Elysium in a while
Tiber727: @red_shoes_jeff So when we hear music, the yeti is coming to eat us?
azlan121: you can learn to ski black runs in a couple of weeks
Lordmatri: tons of people do it
JoeKim: but Steep is really getting into the snowboarding
azlan121: so to keep the challenge off you start gonig off piste
red_shoes_jeff: @Tiber727 Yep.
PabloSwaggins: can you do tricks?
RayFK: HA
RayFK: HAHAHAHAHAH
Showsni: Oops
Pangogie: I thikn you did it wong.
JoeKim: HAHAHAH
kat2kool: good start!
cuttlefishman: you killed a man
JoeKim: great start!
l0gin4me: LUL
GDwarf: Great news!
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TheWarbo: such grace
Papperslappen: Great news!
RayFK: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?
emrafool: CLIP IT
sivakrytos: every bone broken now
TehAmelie: let's go build an igloo and live in the woods
azlan121: the really cool jumping out of a heli stuff is basically just for marketing for sports brands though
JoeKim: james is immortal
TXC2: How indeed
thetoastmonster: Ehhh.. who needs a spine anyway
silverstar216: someone clip this
azlan121: its too expensive for most people
Lordmatri: there's entire companies that operate helicopters to take people skiing
freshmaker__: @silverstar216 it's a danger of snow sports. I can't really explain it well.
JoeKim: ouchhh
silverstar216: @freshmaker__ kk. I'll do a google real quick <3
KinoGami: there are lodges that are only accessible by helicopters
TehAmelie: we flew too clsoe to the ground
TheWarbo: G-Force 112.5 huh
TXC2: ow
Mysticman89: this is like harsh ccarpet burn but with snow
Papperslappen: you a toboggan now
JoeKim: people die wing suiting all the time
JoeKim: it's terrifying
azlan121: I've not been skiing for years, I would love to go again, or pick up snowboarding
Lordmatri: you can also hike up the mountain yourself my dads been doing it for like 30 years at this point
kPancrazio: what's the learning process for using a wingsuit? do you just jumpoff of things and try not to die?
Arikell: Throwing yourself at the ground and missing
Coolgyman: I imagine wingsuiting feels amazing
BRVHT: Wingsuiting near high-voltage power lines.... SeemsGood
JoeKim: "practice" wingsuiting
GDwarf: You learn how to wing suit in vertical air tunnels, IIRC
JoeKim: maybe like the indoor sky diving?
Didero: It's weird that you only get points when you're close to the ground but the guideline is too high up to count
Mysticman89: is tandem wingsuit-ing a thing?
thetoastmonster: @BRVHT I asssume that's a cable car up the mountain
azlan121: you can learn in vertical air tunnels
TheWarbo: As a track fan I have this feeling (to a lesser degree) for the pole valut
kat2kool: I enjoy our wingsuit waddle very much
FITorion: you could do it... not close the ground...
TXC2: you practice in a wind tunnel
BRVHT: @thetoastmonster Ah, much safer :D
vinvis_: You learn how to do it in a windtunnel
Riandisa: You can free walk forever
thetoastmonster: we a walking sim now
TehAmelie: if i had to choose i'd much rather wingsuit my way down from an airplane than down a mountain
IcanBUrGyroBaby: You usually start higher up like skydiving high do get the feel of movement and control without obstacles
kPancrazio: if tandem wingsuit is a thing, you can absolutely bet that somebody has given a flying ... bus
Showsni: What does it do when you get to the bottom of the mountain?
Riandisa: In beta I climbed a mountain manually just for the sake of exploration
Mangledpixel: or a onesie
bondeulv: pretty sure you can go wherever you want
Dared00: is there a Ragdoll button?
FITorion: find the yeti
Arikell: so is this sprinting speed?
TXC2: we look like we're in pyjamas
Mysticman89: go to the ski lodge and play the virtual ski sim
Tiber727: In emergency situations, your suit doubles as a tent.
red_shoes_jeff: F O R E V E R
LambMower: The map is very large
JoeKim: aren't there avalanches in this game?
TheWarbo: find a lynel, fight the lynel
silverstar216: @freshmaker__ I will never look at trees the same way again
freshmaker__: oh yeah find the microsoft skiing yeti
Riandisa: There are secrets to find during exploration
Gnyrinn: doing one of them walking simulators now?
rocketjohn: We need the SHOUT button
Showsni: You walk for a really long time, then you get to Las Vegas and have to turn around and walk back
red_shoes_jeff: Find the Sub Ocean!
The_Lesser_Gatsby: I hope you find a hot tub with Kathleen recording a feed dump episode.
Lordmatri: I mean it doesn't feel like skiing but at least this game has skiing most games like this are snowboard only
kat2kool: if we could fully reenact Tintin in Tibet I would buy this game in a heartbeat
Dared00: Oh yeah, they have the official Sochi 2014 DLC
JoeKim: ^
ChiefEngineerMichael: Appropiate game!
TehAmelie: i hope you can find a hot tub with all the muscle guys from FF7 in it
kat2kool: oooh this is nice and chill
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Dared00: wait, no, Pyeongchang 2018
freshmaker__: @silverstar216 trees are a heck of a thing. I just happed to stumble upon a video of a tree well in a youtube deep dive, and it was confronting, to say the least.
Dared00: my bad
JoeKim: there was a big 2016 update
TehAmelie: is this harder than Superman 64?
Mysticman89: the path the ghost takes semms inefficient
TXC2: I dont think we need to follow the dots exactly
Showsni: No, just go through the CP rings
Tiber727: I don't think you have to follow the guy's exact path, you just have to go through the orange checkpoints.
TehAmelie: maybe the path shows where to gain altitude
TheWarbo: yeah i think the dots are just "here's the ghost's path"
El_Spectre: I have friends who are hang glider pilots... they thing parasailing is nuts
TheWarbo: not "here is the path you need to take"
El_Spectre: (just from a safety perspective)
azlan121: hang gliding you're in control, paragliding the boat is
TheWarbo: ORTLES
JoeKim: ow
TehAmelie: "gonna level with you, Steep" is a quote worthy pun i think
El_Spectre: Only because a chute collapse can happen so fast, and there's not much you can do. With a glider, unless it's a catastrophic failure, there's more you can do.
TheWarbo: Today on GoC: "James falls down things"
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie Seconded.
TheWarbo: Stunts? What stunts are there?
Dared00: he's death
El_Spectre: From what I can tell, it's more addictive than drugs :)
red_shoes_jeff: D O A B A R R E L R O L L !
Dared00: Can you move to the other corner? You're covering your score counter
TheWarbo: SkiFree TV?
Lord_ZYRK: We are the chosen one WutFace
JoeKim: this got really deep really fast
stormshot14: this game took a turn
TXC2: wait theres plot?
red_shoes_jeff: A R T
TehAmelie: and then it seamlesslöy merges into SKEAL
jonasjonIV: mountain spirit?
noSmokeFire: wait, I was gone. why is there asmr?
Showsni: It's one of the movie shoots
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TehAmelie: seamlessly
dreamyxcupcakes: Todd Howars you did it again you magnificent bastard
TXC2: El_Spectre lrrHEART
dreamyxcupcakes: Howard*
IbunWest: When did this become Horizon Zero Dawn
FireFlower18: ugh now I wanna go snowboarding
KerbalDyne: waiting for side quest to avenge the mountain-mother or something
thetoastmonster: @El_Spectre Thank you!
Tiber727: Have some native mysticism to go with your sick flips and red bull sponsorships.
El_Spectre: Paul, James (and everyone else), thanks for the fun this year.
Invitare: oh I thought that sounded like my name but wrong
Lord_ZYRK: Only through our mad downhill skill can we save the mankind from the eldritch beasts sleeping within this mountain.
Invitare: thanks Spectre
TehAmelie: wait is the mountain talking to us?
fiftymcnasty: wtf is this?
Haberdashed: This got...different
emrafool: wow this game is all over the place
JoeKim: i didnt realize this game had plot
Mysticman89: this is now like...druidic spirit sim?
Haberdashed: LOL
drcanonball: 'DED
JoeKim: LOL
jonasjonIV: and death!
Showsni: Memories of the time you broke both legs
Lord_ZYRK: No more memories after THAT head injury LUL
emrafool: MAGNIF-----
cheshire_creeper: This is now a strange reboot of SSX Tricky
kPancrazio: bet you won't have the guts to do that again
emrafool: this is mother nature talking i think
Spacecarl: that was amazing
jonasjonIV: my leg!
JoeKim: they need to make a new SSX
mtvcdm: I walk in here for five seconds and already you're eating it on a rockpile.
MarkBGH: Cool Boarders 2K18?
xprotoformX: Reminds me of the voiceover in the tour of Egypt in ac origins
JoeKim: such a good game series
IbunWest: The waters below? She wants you to find the subocean.
FireFlower18: bonk
dreamyxcupcakes: Skyrim future is now
Mysticman89: suppose I'm into sinning...would you have a proposition for me lady?
crashdownreg: do a 180
Papperslappen: get into the sea
mtvcdm: Dam it!
Showsni: Ice
Lord_ZYRK: I, too, hate my pillows being touched
drcanonball: ice
ChiefEngineerMichael: Okay, but for real, Steep is honestly a great relaxing game. It's great to just sit down, and chill with this
fiftymcnasty: Ice
noSmokeFire: fissics
TheWarbo: +1
Kykiwi: jump off the dam?
Tiber727: I want the goddess lady to stop and say "Oof, that had to hurt. Should I call for rescue?"
rocketjohn: don't take the piss @LoadingReadyRun - feel the spirit of the mountain!
Dared00: ooooh, a vomit cam
Lord_ZYRK: James just invented a new extreme sport PogChamp
El_Spectre: It's gorgeous... and really makes me want a modern version of SSX Tricky
FireFlower18: ice dancing is already a thing
Papperslappen: ok'
Mysticman89: oh you got punk'd
xprotoformX: My mountains offer the sickest of tricks to be SSX’d
TXC2: so that happened
Riandisa: I want a new SSX Tricky so much
emrafool: woah i gotta stop taking shrooms before i board dude
crashdownreg: peak of the danged WutFace
jonasjonIV: what...did we do?
TheWarbo: That was the narration of the TV episode they were shooting I guess?
TehAmelie: gotta dial back on the red bull
Mister_Hush: Red Bull branded helicopter
Mister_Hush: That's what you did to mother nature
TheWarbo: sheep stop
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hullo LRRfolk and chatsm'n, how are we all doing today?
Lord_ZYRK: James and Paul are climbing a mountain. Why are they climbing the mountain?
TXC2: hello CollapsingHrungDisaster welcome
fiftymcnasty: Which BR is this?
Showsni: I guess the sled is DLC?
El_Spectre: I think they have to go rescue John Marston
red_shoes_jeff: Get yer skis out!
IbunWest: Why even show it as selectable if you have to buy DLC
crashdownreg: walkin simulator
kPancrazio: so that you know it's there, and can buy it?
TXC2: why is the Peak of the Damned Asian?
FireFlower18: peak is weak
Spacecarl: oh so these are the movie shoots then?
RayFK: What did I come back to and why is the mountain talking to you?
JoeKim: that was a terrifying drop
TehAmelie: i can't buy that nature spirits understand the concept of sports
KinoGami: what
KinoGami: what's with the new narrator?
TheWarbo: Do they know that they can add the voiceover in post instead?
TXC2: RayFK I think we're in a movie or something
noSmokeFire: the ancient mountain god...misses sports...
Earthenone: aperently we did unspeakable things to the mountain, and now it is talking
JoeKim: so many G's
dreamyxcupcakes: soooo is this the dark souls of snow oarding?
El_Spectre: Is this a stealth horror game?
dreamyxcupcakes: boarding*
stormshot14: it might help to see what leveling up gave you
red_shoes_jeff: You pulled WAY ahead of the guy you're supposed to follow. Again.
cosarprime: Isn't there a yellow path at the begining?
Tiber727: @TehAmelie Well, the Greek gods were supposed to watch the original Olympics.
Didero: Your objective is on the left
KinoGami: i am so confused
JoeKim: i think you're ahead of the rider?
noSmokeFire: there was a rider in front o fyou when you first started, but I don't think they teleported back with you when you restarted
Invitare: Rabbit?
KinoGami: rabbid
The_cake_of_lies: !Live
TXC2: DO WHAT?!
TheAinMAP: What?
KinoGami: like raving rabbids
jonasjonIV: we did the X games!
Showsni: I guess it is an Ubisoft game :D
Haberdashed: This is DEFINITELY not from satellite imagery
Didero: You can just get off your snowboard, no?
Mysticman89: <we live here now> no logner sub'd rip
fiftymcnasty: Is this W+P now?
Onean: I think he left the some before the event started
Onean: zone*
mtvcdm: !clip
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Showsni: Maybe start over again?
red_shoes_jeff: Reset?
Coolgyman: Switch to feet?
KinoGami: this is literally frightening
Mysticman89: this is someones nnightmare
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Help, we're stuck in a rabbid.
LRRbot: New quote #5629: "Help, we're stuck in a rabbid." —Paul [2018-12-20]
GDwarf: Getting NieR: Automata flashbacks
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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LambMower: The mountain killed all the rabbids
El_Spectre: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
DevInsanity: Did I suddenly stumble in W&P?
PMAvers: I keep expecting to get a DAAAAAAAAAH when we go through here.
TXC2: I think W+P stimbled into us :p
mtvcdm: I'm experiencing fear
emrafool: this is like a textbook on how to NOT make a good game
Mysticman89: bonzai!
stormshot14: this might be more fun if it wasn't for the creepy music
Showsni: What, add rabbids? :D
El_Spectre: Either "Bonzai" or "Don't die"
GDwarf: The music is really selling the horror of this valley
red_shoes_jeff: He said, "BONZAAAAA-"CRUNCH!
TheWarbo: "Your objective: follow the rider" Pssshh
Tiber727: This is Earth. Those damn rabbids! They blew it up!
Mister_Hush: @emrafool I dunno about that. It seems functional and coherent, at least.
bevedog: wait wut
TXC2: I reckon the music of this is copyrighted
TXC2: *for this
Didero: I didn't know you pronounced 'damned' as 'demt'
noSmokeFire: he sounds a little like Aku
KerbalDyne: ahhh so the Rabbids are the damned
red_shoes_jeff: Reset
noSmokeFire: "I am Peak of the Damned, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS"
emrafool: @Mister_Hush yes, let's applause it for being playable lol
mtvcdm: If the mountain is correct, that would just be, like, the Sarajevo Olympics.
Showsni: I think you said keep playing from where you are
Showsni: Instead of restart the challenge
mtvcdm: Are we in Sarajevo.
Haberdashed: This is so weird
Kykiwi: the greeen circle is where you are
Zanaide: I'm getting a Bill Nighy trying to do an impression of Peter Stormare.
Mister_Hush: @emrafool I mean, have you seen Watch + Play? There's a lot this game is doing right, whether you particularly enjoy those choices or not.
KinoGami: "BWAA" is a good hint of rabbids
red_shoes_jeff: You were doing an easy one. You went WAYY off course.
TXC2: good start
Haberdashed: The mountain story is REALLY WEIRD and came out of NOWHERE
Showsni: Does the fog not go away until you finish the Mountain Story? Oh dear
TehAmelie: the only rule is: survive to the finish line
Dared00: I think it's just a foggy part of the mountain?
Mysticman89: there are a lot of musical themes to this game apparently
TXC2: Jazz with steel drums?
Unas84: yeah, I'm no fan of the mountain stories that are 'follow this person' , way too easy to lose sight fo them
vinvis_: The trick with boarding off piste is sometimes you need to take it slow James
red_shoes_jeff: Improvisational Operatic Reggae-Jazz...?
Coolgyman: Where have I heard this song before?
KinoGami: Coolgyman maybe it reminds you of lumines?
noSmokeFire: it was fluking close
TehAmelie: can we do something with all this XP?
TXC2: why is anything in this game still beta?
Species5618Beta: At least you werent riding a horse when you crashed into that tree
Earthenone: it said something about xp=baloon
Coolgyman: @KinoGami Definitely not Lumines, though that game is one of my favorites
emrafool: it's not baaaaaaaad, it's just not goooooood
KinoGami: you just killed some other person
mtvcdm: Welp, we're reaching the finish line.
sivakrytos: oh, you're already dead
Kykiwi: LOOL
TXC2: !clips
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Didero: Did James just murder a bunch of people?
jonasjonIV: wow
Suffix: LUL
Showsni: Posthumous gold medal
Showsni: Nice
Caerlocc: falling with STYLE
noSmokeFire: *what*
Suffix: Oh wow.
arcanist1740: got there!
TehAmelie: that was like the fall of Harry
Mysticman89: professional!
TheAinMAP: How?
SongtheDoggo: I'm sorry, did that say 45 Gs?
TXC2: Like Homer Simpson falling down the gorge
rf232: it was called crash test
KinoGami: that was like when he fell from the tower in zelda
rf232: so i guess WAI
Tiber727: Hopefully the medal will cover at least 1% of the medical bills.
FireFlower18: advice?
TXC2: SongtheDoggo yeah this game is werid with the G-forces
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
Showsni: Perfect
TXC2: !advic
Kykiwi: classic nightbook
Unas84: no, that's supposed to be like that :P
Coolgyman: Oh no, it was an event based on falling
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Unas84: you tried.
drcanonball: !advice
LRRbot: Go get Adam.
TheAinMAP: katesLol
TheWarbo: Falling SImulator
Laurreth: Jump! Jump! Jump!
Tiber727: Falling is pretty easy, really.
TheWarbo: LRRbot is right, I kinda want to see Adam play this
Unas84: look at that technique!
Mysticman89: it looks like its a mountain climbing thing, but I don't knowif thats a thing
FireFlower18: sorry, add "parachute just slows you down" to advice
Laurreth: this is a spectator sport
vinvis_: It's called LOL for something
TehAmelie: ah, my back needed that crack
TheWarbo: New activity: "Crash test"
TheWarbo: I think that one was "lol"
Arikell: I'm pretty sure this game doesn't understand gravity
Sarah_Serinde: "Parachutes just slow you down" sounds more like bad advice to me ;)
kat2kool: Just finished watching the new Friday Nights for the second time. It is SO good!
Earthenone: i imagine people do it unintentionally
cheetoJack: Do this? You mean die? Yeah I think people die from this
FireFlower18: yes
Dared00: Crashed too early
Coolgyman: @LoadingReadyRun The goal of this event is to crash
Tiber727: Yes Paul, suicide is a real thing, but I don't think you're supposed to make a sport of it.
emrafool: i think it's just like "LOL look you're falling"
TheWarbo: Yeah, the last one was "LOL," this one is named "Crash test"
Showsni: Snowboard version of Burnout
xprotoformX: You typically only get one try
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Pachinko
TheWarbo: I assume they're a chain
red_shoes_jeff: I think you missed the start point
kPancrazio: painchinko*
TehAmelie: everyone falls on rocks, dies
SenseAmidstMadness: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2:58 from now).
LambMower: Hilarious bails was the real meta of the Skate games
FireFlower18: fall better!
TXC2: Fail faster
Unas84: yeah, you probably dont hit that 2nd ledge
Mysticman89: suddenly music
FireFlower18: fell so hard the sound came back
TheWarbo: You do what that guy labeled with the gold medal did
CastleOtranto: Music is only for the living
devil_dan: Try following the opponent.
Camail: is that a line for the suggested route?
kPancrazio: i don't think you get there in 9 seconds AND a pulse. it's kind of one or the other
MobiusMech: How are you enjoying steep? It looked very interesting!
FireFlower18: for your corpse
TehAmelie: posthumous gold is the sweetest
TXC2: oof
Showsni: You broke your ankles
Unas84: that's one sick hip check, James!
TehAmelie: this entire game is like the scene with the skateboarding guy in Scott Pilgrim
Dared00: Would it be possible to move your webcam to the other corner? You're covering the score counter
TXC2: ^
TehAmelie: TFW you realize you are the comic relief
FireFlower18: fence!
emrafool: the voice acting is so brutally distracting
noSmokeFire: poor james. died the way he lived
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHERE
TXC2: Esports ready
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Lyannen: lrrHERE
devil_dan: I love this game. It reminds me of the Skate series.
Earthenone: lrrHERE
TehAmelie: one way to get into the after-ski early, just ram through the cabin walls
Dared00: Nope, EA did Skate
LambMower: It's about timing, you gotta rotate when you start your jump
TehAmelie: huh, did they write one original song?
TubeAlloy: I want to play Skitching 2020
VelvetFalcon: Do a flip!
KinoGami: i remember you being at EA i think? you filmed the slide?
VelvetFalcon: Yo!
emrafool: what kind of fake imagine dragons is this
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TheWarbo: This new PUBG map looks sweet.
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Mag_Chundysquatch: so where are the guns and ammo? when does the heli come in to save us? This is Ring of Elysium, right?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 21
Sarcastic_comma: is this game any good, i really want to scratch that ssx itch
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TehAmelie: i'd still stick with SSX if it was me
Laurreth: like PUBG would ever get those physics and hitboxes right
devil_dan: SSX is cool but too restrictive for me.
TheWarbo: i mean he is team sickflips right now
BlueChloroplast: ooh nice sweater Paul!
Mag_Chundysquatch: rood? r u srs? the game's been out for over a year and PUBG is still a buggy pile of garbage code. NOT ROOD. perfectly accurate.
FireFlower18: is that was gold medal means? get more points to get the top spot?
TehAmelie: good thing there's no negative points :D
TXC2: or you, Eddie the eagle
TXC2: *you know
Showsni: Big assumption
TehAmelie: it looks like you don't even get less points for repeating the same move
FireFlower18: stick.the.landing.
TheWarbo: can you start going right instead? looks like there's two of the big circles
Dared00: I love the Australian speed skater that won olympic Gold because everyone else got either disqualified or crashed
TXC2: most sport biography movies are Wildly inaccurate
Sarcastic_comma: wait wasnt the Eddie the eagle that weird NRA propaganda movie about gun safety for kids
Sarcastic_comma: or was that something else
TheWarbo: I think my favorite is that the real Titans lost in the quarters or something.
PrinceXPhantom: what kind of mountain is this? its like a death trap...
TXC2: Sarcastic_comma no, it was a British guy who came last in the Ski jump
FireFlower18: yaaaay
Showsni: And you unlocked a new jacket
TehAmelie: i like in Talladega Nights where the main characters both get disqualified for heroically leaving their wrecked cars and running into goal. . .
kite_devouring_capybara: you're thinking of eddie eagle, the NRA mascot @Sarcastic_comma
Showsni: Eddie the Eagle is an English Ski Jumper. He's from Cheltenham, near where I live
TheWarbo: I think that would mean it's not the most efficient route?
Unas84: hey @LoadingReadyRun want to group up in the game?
red_shoes_jeff: "Ski Jumper"
TXC2: what I'm getting from this game is that Kitty Pyrde from the X-men would be a great snowboarder :P
IbunWest: I thought they were talking about Ed Belfour >_>;
Unas84: a bit, not a bunch
Dared00: are you a Pro Steeper
TehAmelie: is Matterhorn really "that" steep?
Showsni: I here that if you group up with someone you get to inherit their Drop Points, or something?
TheWarbo: !findquote steep
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Showsni: *hear
Arikell: Surely a pro steeper just makes good tea?
Unas84: I got PUBG not long after this came out, so.... :P
Stoffern: That game exists Paul
TXC2: it's the Eiger that's the steep one
Dared00: This game exists
devil_dan: I played it a bunch but I don't have it installed right now.
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote ski
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Rujasu: Pretty sure that's a thing already
Iraeda: Barista simulator?
Milambus: !findquote crash
FireFlower18: Tea time?
TehAmelie: have you seen any of these videos with actual doctors playing Surgeon Simulator? it's fun
devil_dan: There is also a menu that lists the events.
BlueChloroplast: YES
TubeAlloy: It's a Ubisoft game,it's all dlc :P
BlueChloroplast: awwww
Sarah_Serinde: Ok we need that T-rex costume though :D
FireFlower18: ski rex?
TehAmelie: i think we all know it's jetpacks or nothing
devil_dan: Progress I think.
PrinceXPhantom: eh, i can only walk half a km max
TehAmelie: seems a bit weird that you're the only one who gets a flying start
Milambus: that just reduces the rolling start paul
devil_dan: IIRC new events also can be discovered. The rocket suit is great for that.
Durugai: TehAmelie the AI is recorded with a flying start, just keeps the models standing around for visuals
TehAmelie: that's even weirder
devil_dan: I remember doing this event a bunch.
Stoffern: I asume the G forces are measured at the moment of impact...and I don't know how many Gs a hard hit is but it sounds about right?
TheWarbo: I love the visual of it though. James comes through and like rolls over them, and they just kinda seem like "Oh shit, time to start"
TehAmelie: hehe yea
sivakrytos: it's unclear exactly how you're getting multiple g's when when you're just going downhill at <1 g
Durugai: Also, Steep is still alive support wise, that beta on the maps screen started THIS WEEK
TheMagicWalrus: there aren't alot of snowboarding/skiing games around
MrSVCD: When did this game relese?
Milambus: Maybe everyone thinks Christmas time = Steep time
Laurreth: sivakrytos, crashing into stuff accelerates quite a bit :-P
Mangledpixel: said the man in the orthpedic shoes
Rujasu: It's just the Switch version that's been canned
TXC2: or Decelerates, as would be the case
azlan121: is it DLC heavy then, or are they just supporting it well?
TheWarbo: all the same, from a fizzix point of view :-D
Earthenone: have we drawn anything funny in the snow yet?
TXC2: it's an Ubosoft game, theres DLC out the Wazoo
TheWarbo: Before did anything at all, James drew stuff in the snow.
rocketjohn: Don't bother, alaska my self.
TXC2: Earthenone we drew a dick, thats about it
FireFlower18: We're going to a different, angry, mountain.
SenseAmidstMadness: is this what the kids mean when they say "e-sports"?
Mysticman89: wheres the bunny hill....not that one
Earthenone: or as james calls them esportes
devil_dan: I like how when in the wing suit I get a crash with hundreds ob Gs my character is like thank god I wear a helmet after respawning.
CrazymattCaptain: yeah. cause towns like freestyling skiers fly thorugh the town
n_mandrag: It's cold up there - they need to cuddle
SenseAmidstMadness: no, not *beyond* the edge
red_shoes_jeff: So wait. They... LET people... freestyle THROUGH a sawmill.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a Skyrim Horse mod for this?
Laurreth: yeah, helmets are ridiculous. Toques handle those crashes much better.
TXC2: devil_dan Pretty sure at 100Gs a person mulches :P
PrinceXPhantom: i love hoe the announcer was just like "board on top of peoples houses, they wont care"
kat2kool: I looked up how many G's a human can survive and while a typical person without special gear or training will black out at around 5, apparently someone once survived 42.6 Gs for like 7 seconds
PrinceXPhantom: *how
TheWarbo: there is, like, a giant beacon shooting into the sky though
azlan121: I think its because it s freestyle
devil_dan: I remember this event as well. I never figured out, how to get to the finish efficiently.
azlan121: its supposed to be like 'make your own way there and do cool tricks and stuff as you go'
TehAmelie: was it just me who heard squealing tires in my head at that turn?
TXC2: kat2kool yeap, good old rocket sled tests in the 50's
sivakrytos: i mean, sudden several g impacts tend to be...detrimental to minor things like bones organs
TheAinMAP: Bye.
Mazrae: hello hello
Parkes04: you guys made me fire this game up again for the first time in months
kat2kool: and that was the first time I drowned
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
red_shoes_jeff: Is this the non-copyright music?
TXC2: yeap
Pedantically: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:22:25.
LambMower: James turned copyright music on again
TehAmelie: it feels like there's a super rad route over the rooftops here
red_shoes_jeff: Ah
Unas84: they're cummalitve
Laserbeaks_Fury: You go around a corners and stright into a plowed road and beef on the asphalt
Angreed66: The only way to get gold seems to ramp onto the roofs
Unas84: so if yuou get a bunch of impacts it adds them all together, which is how you get to like 40s
FITorion: that's the wrong way...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So is this that one game that Ubi came out with one year at E3 like "This IP is gonna be awesome" and there is no plot and it;s just about doing a bunch of tricks?
kat2kool: it's a long cut
Unas84: not over a run, but if you get a bunch close after each other
RebelliousUno: do a flip
kat2kool: INTO THE SEA
Pedantically: Into the sea!
n_mandrag: subocean in sight ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Danger Zone!
TheWarbo: wait, it's frozen. ONTO THE SEA
Talin06: i think 11-12g's can pull your retinas off your eye balls
kat2kool: this is a way better course than what the game chose :D
Unas84: it uses it for if you're 'able' to continue normally, hence the bar next to it
canoecrasher: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Mazrae: i think this is one of the few times that i watched the stream while i am sick
canoecrasher: Is this why there aren't any sportsball emotes?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Finally got into the sea!
RebelliousUno: this seems awfully flat
red_shoes_jeff: You found the Sub(zero)Ocean!
Pedantically: It CAN but usually won't. It will knock you out cold unless you've trained for it though, @Talin06 ....and the 40 someone mentioned WILL turn you inside out.
TXC2: how do we still have momentum?
azlan121: ice is slippery?
TheWarbo: ice has a low coefficient of friction?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You might be going around the mountain
TXC2: I mean yes, but not this much
devil_dan: This is weird. I don't remember being able to ride this well on ice.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Desert Truck for Nope. Tundra Board is Dope
n_mandrag: they'll need a calendar instead of a stopwatch to time him at this point
Unas84: gletsjer, I'm guessing
CrazymattCaptain: where's the thin ice?
devil_dan: I do mean in Steep.
LambMower: James won two awards, he didn't get those for nothing
VoidByAnyOtherName: so how steep is it
kat2kool: surprisingly little friction on the snow
VoidByAnyOtherName: gentle slope
El_Spectre: This is a Desert Bus skin, you're not fooling us.
TXC2: so we've got a moter on this snowboard right?
CrazymattCaptain: did you remember your passport?
Tiber727: When are we going to see penguins? Kappa
Tiber727: Go to the North Pole and meet Santa.
Earthenone: !findquote santa
LRRbot: Quote #2754: "Santa Claus is like 'Whoa there, Billy! Settle down!'" —Alex [2016-06-10]
azlan121: one of my favorite stories about snowboarding was there was a big hullabloo around the winter olympics a few years ago, because the freestyle snowboarders were being drug checked for weed as a performance enhancing drug
devil_dan: Try wingsuiting trough some of the tighter courses. You are going to see so many Gs.
azlan121: which seems somewhat ironic
TheWarbo: !findquote snow
LRRbot: Quote #716: "It's just snowing indoors." —Cori [2015-09-22]
kat2kool: !findquote board
LRRbot: Quote #2849: "I was absolutely not expecting this and I'm super on-board with it." —Graham [2016-06-21]
Stoffern: Well youre not getting that bronze medal
GragSmash: has he made snow angels using the board yet?
simic_dimir: I feel like flat earthers would look at this and be like told ya the earth has sides
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf katesLewd katesLewd banana skis
kat2kool: !findquote sport
LRRbot: Quote #5216: "Chess: the original e-sport." —Paul [2018-07-30]
TheOtherTrevor: 1998
Marlonwo: why don't you take a look at the map/mountain view to see how far out or not you are?
PrinceXPhantom: if you could get on top of these snow drifts they could make great half-pipes
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2:26 from now).
Marlonwo: Wow, that was actually further than i expected
TheWarbo: Well, someone got out in a different direction from you
TheWarbo: oooooh
kat2kool: Ooooh
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TheWarbo: That's a glacier getting in the sea, right?
TheWarbo: Put on your wingsuit and walk. :-D
Parkes04: The Olympics dlc for this is great
kat2kool: Noooo
Garrub: RIP
TheOtherTrevor: "progress"
Milambus: sad music
vinvis_: finally
devil_dan: Not sure if you can do it in an event.
kat2kool: we were almost at Russia
TheWarbo: alexa, play despacito
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2:24 from now).
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
TehAmelie: are we gonna. . .steep it up?
CrazymattCaptain: will you be back in Russia though?
DemoDane: heavy breathing
Milambus: that heavy breating...
Pedantically: Ah, breating ASMR
n_mandrag: asmr
devil_dan: Now I want to play Steep again. Stupid tiny SSD.
HondoTrigger: heavy breathing
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride to Russia
red_shoes_jeff: Are we playing an athsmatic snowboarder? He is taking his sweet time catching his breath.
freshmaker__: so this is just descenders but snow
DigitalSeahorse: PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
devil_dan: @TheWarbo Why what?
NathanJay_GA: so I just tuned in, and I was ready to ask if the mic is hot
Milambus: Its just the game
NathanJay_GA: thats reassuring
Jelkimantis: Ok, I'm home alone and not feeling well. i
Pedantically: Just remember - someone got into a vocal isolation booth and had to breathe into a microphone for this loop.
Jelkimantis: i just returned to the stream and heard heavy breathing
Jelkimantis: not creepy at all...
red_shoes_jeff: CLOSE YOUR MOUTH ANDBREATHE THROUGH YOUR DAMN NOSE!
Invitare: what if he has a cold
Invitare: all that mountain snowboarding
DartAgain: woo
n_mandrag: woohoo?
Earthenone: woo hoo hoo hoo hoooo
TXC2: Whooooo
Stoffern: someones having fun
red_shoes_jeff: SQUEAK
TXC2: I want to Believe it was James that made that noise
TheWarbo: There was some sort of "Really cold" thing that popped up as an option.
TXC2: And we're back
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TheAinMAP: katesAir
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Droddy: This deep breathing is real creepy.
TheWarbo: Oh now it really feels like a new PUBG map. clicketyclacketyclicketyclackety
TheWarbo: just grind on rock edges
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if your mountain has a rail, uhhh. ask for help
TXC2: turns out mountains haven't evolved to have rails Kappa
TheWarbo puts on Doubleclicks. I'M MOVIN TO JUNEAU
n_mandrag: Natural selection has eliminated security rails from tall mountains where stupid monkeys could easily fall...
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, let's go dishonour Nihon!
TehAmelie: i hope we get to shred Fuji
CaptainSpam: Welcome to Alaska? So we just got off Disaster Transport?
red_shoes_jeff: There's that gliding one right there you haven't done.
darkecologist: peak of the damned sounds nice
n_mandrag: Uhm - Im pretty sure we don't have a peak of the damned here in the alps...
TheWarbo: The top right (of Mountain View) makes it look like you can browse events with the D-pad too.
TheWarbo: errr, top left
B4rberblacksheep: What the fuck? I think Hyperthermia is setting in
Marlonwo: oh no, the creep mountain again
TheWarbo: Oh no. We've reached Peak Damned.
Makhiel: when did this turn into Let's Nope?
coelopteryx: just got here and hmm. snowboard sports horror. neat
Robot_Bones: they worn't expecting a couple of pros to play lrrBEEJ
Calaveth: Is this game a critique on the Olympic movement?
TheWarbo: Wait Black Sea? Isn't that, like, the Balkans, not the Alps.
GragSmash: At least you aren't snowboarding down the Mountains of Mouthness.
darkecologist: look, we all have economic challenges
chipmunk_man: This game seems meh. Its no SSX3.
Stoffern: Does the mountain own stocks?
coelopteryx: this is like putting raspberry jam on a hamburger and trying to figure out if the tastes complement each other or no
Tiber727: and heart!
TimeToFry: ????
Zyme86: And I am the peak of the damned said he and I'll cleave you all, wherever you may be and I'll cleave you all said the mount said he
NarishmaReborn: this is mood whiplash
ritchards: lrrSPOOP racers
red_shoes_jeff: You are shooting a commercial.
crazy_camo_games: Is this for ps4?
TXC2: I think we were making stock footage for a movie
red_shoes_jeff: I'd imagine so.
noSmokeFire: this guy's fake boston accent is awful
B4rberblacksheep: Yep that's death
paronomasiac042: Oh, and that's a bad... hit.
TXC2: might just be New England, not just boston
TimeToFry: How does that not kill
Himyul: I was hoping this would be a game about tea.
CaptainSpam: Boston? I was guessing Chicago.
Marlonwo: wasted
Parkes04: one of the really cool parts of this game is that the Olympics dlc has the original downhill course from 2018, the one that was determined to be too dangerous for the actual olympians to use
noSmokeFire: "wicked" + "heaah" makes me think he's supposed to be from boston
CastleOtranto: @Himyul LOL
crazy_camo_games: Lookes peaceful and amazing
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andrew: oh dang I forgot about Steep
TXC2: SUB HYPE 23
andrew: this game rules
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TXC2: hello andrew welcome
CaptainSpam: True, but I'm detecting a bit too much Midwesterner in there to be fully Boston...
remembrancer_vivi: wow, that means five months with a job! hurray!
TheWarbo: i would like a clearer description of EXTREME/ORANGE vs FREERIDE/BLUE vs FREESTYLE/YELLOW points.
paronomasiac042: That's a hell of a board, to put up with all that ice.
noSmokeFire: and that's why I say his fake accent is bad :P
CaptainSpam: True. :p
coelopteryx: this guy has like 20 broken bones but is too cold & full of adrenaline to feel it yet
Aenir798: I just came in, are we playing an immortal guy trying to come up with creative ways to end his life after living hundreds of years?
Droddy: money shot... Nice homage.
TXC2: yeah it's really all over the place
noSmokeFire: that's his secret. he has no bones.
frnknstn: Are we shooting an advert for a funeral service?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always watching. Waiting. Planning.
ritchards: harder to beat than a bowl of effs?
ritchards: eggs?
Earthenone: are we getting paid in exposure?
Rujasu: Is Freestyler still hip with the kids?
noSmokeFire: stay on target
B4rberblacksheep: Is this Wonderful Night?
ritchards: exposure, frostbite, it's all good
NarishmaReborn: when I got into ASOIAF never in my dreams did I think I'd see "meaner than GRRM's typewriter" in a snowboarding game
TXC2: Rujasu I doubt it
cheetoJack: are the snowmen alive with the sound of music?
Questhere: this is a weird game
Marlonwo: was that a charizard?
darkecologist: are they abominable?
Reecer6: is this temperature by sean paul?
CastleOtranto: So a monster attack with music by Snow?
B4rberblacksheep: This is a weirdly toned game
GDwarf: See, I thought this was a fairly "serious" mountain sports game. Apparently...not?
CastleOtranto: INFORMER
B4rberblacksheep: It feels like they tried to copy Skate's style and just neded up fellowkids style
ManaIishi: I miss 1080 Snowboarding... man that game was rad
TXC2: GDwarf it's kinda both
remembrancer_vivi: i was really bemused by the writing here for a minute, then i realised that it's trying to be Tony Hawk
ManaIishi: I mean, how can a game with a character named Dion Blaster be bad?
GragSmash: Y try again
TXC2: Jonesy = the Cat from Aliens?
NimrodXIV: RIP
frnknstn: ;'
TheWarbo: F
CasualBreloom: Oof
andrew: F
NarishmaReborn: beavr'd
crazy_camo_games: I dont care for the music or is it just me?
frnknstn: "James falling off mountains" is a stream highlight genre
red_shoes_jeff: Is KO short for Killed Off? Cuz he sure as hell wasn't knocked out, there.
SpacePotato01: 'Kablam Ow'
RogueLink: so... is this the Crew but with snowboards?
TheWarbo: yes. it is the snowman who is going to suffer an impact
TXC2: lrrFINE
frnknstn: Can't you just wingsuit over there?
SpacePotato01: it should be possible for your character to become a giant snowball as he rolls down.
crazy_camo_games: Free fallen
CrazymattCaptain: so what I'm getting from this is don't go skiing/snowboarding with James
red_shoes_jeff: "... He's okay! ... He's alive. ... He's... Intact..."
Droddy: Pretty sure James hates this game.
Himyul: nah, this is fine
Questhere: we a penguin now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't thinkt hat can get old
Iraeda: professional extremesportman james turner
vinvis_: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe try not going as fast as possible so you do not crash constantly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just flop
7gorobei: yoinks and away, yoinks and away, .....
TXC2: Droddy Hate is strong word
Earthenone: we can use the suit to just walk over to the snowman
Aenir798: find a cliff
Reecer6: wow this song is just not going to end
CastleOtranto: This is a LONG song
PrinceXPhantom: this wingsuit is the best
crazy_camo_games: FREE FALLEN
Droddy: @txc2 Yes, but I think the right one.
TheWarbo: I do like the fact that the other people are apparently seeing a guy named "LoadingReadyRun" go tumbling down the mountain as they ski past
Himyul: I really want a supercut of these falls
azlan121: you have to yell 'to infinity and beyond'
red_shoes_jeff: Well, James, first you wanna jump OFF the mountain...
Laurreth: Trees down!
devil_dan: Walking is in the center of the selection wheel. When walking you have to switch again in order to be able to use your equipment.
azlan121: cheer1900 #charity for making an awful night at work a bit more bearable
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Reecer6: who would put fences like these on a ski slope???
Reecer6: perhaps you could walk down the mountain
MalBeam: now this is podracing
RogueLink: lol
Mazrae: flight of the valkeries start playing
wench_tacular: flawless
BloodnBullets: i think thats more than a KO...
TheWarbo: that was totally unexpected
SpacePotato01: just kamikaze into the snowmen?
TXC2: ROCKET MAN!
SpacePotato01: is there a plan past that?
GDwarf: 1 800Gs?
Crad0k: sure, 'ko'
Pedantically: That would turn you into mist
Droddy: They are too stop avalanches.
red_shoes_jeff: The last thing to cross his mind was his jaw.
andrew: this rules
TheWarbo: there is a "parachute" button?
RogueLink: @red_shoes_jeff lmao
crazy_camo_games: Fucking christ
CaptainSpam: This song will not ever end.
TXC2: the system works! Kappa
azlan121: STRIKE!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the posthumous
TehAmelie: ow, mahogany!
cheetoJack: just at the end get out your grappling hook to accelerate into the ground... this is just cause right?
NarishmaReborn: Dive bombing time!
elcalen: charity100 This might be the most unintentionally funny game I've seen today, and I just watched the latest W+P vod... Anyway, let's #charity
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BloodnBullets: !card haphazard
LRRbot: Haphazard Bombardment [5R] | Enchantment | When Haphazard Bombardment enters the battlefield, choose four nonenchantment permanents you don't control and put an aim counter on each of them. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more permanents you don't control have an aim counter on them, destroy one of those permanents at random.
elcalen: el-ca-len :P
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
LambMower: It's pretty intentional, the original trailer featured a lot of slapstick
TheWarbo: got em
TXC2: that value!
Aarek: two'fr
elcalen: I mean, James repeatedly flopping into the snow was probably not what the devs had in mind
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWarbo: so is this a YEET moment or a KOBE moment
LambMower: It's also not not what they they had in mind
elcalen: fair
andrew: @TheWarbo ah yes, the two genders
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i think KOBE
SpacePotato01: this seems like it could be a sport in Nsburg. Snowmen kamikaze rocket skydiving.
Hingadora: @TheWarbo KOBEET?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, YEET for distance
Marlonwo: this is hard with the trees, hits booster
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Crad0k: 'didn't even die'
red_shoes_jeff: EVIL SNOWMAN HELMET!
TheWarbo: yeah we haven't looked at cosmetics yet, huh?
Droddy: Classic combo of reggae and winter sports.
BloodnBullets: haha FooFighters -learn to fly just started playing on the radio, fitting
offbeatwitch: just returned, we have a jetpack now?
Marlonwo: didn't even die!
noSmokeFire: Cool Running
RogueLink: that balloon is so dead.
TXC2: BALLONY!
TheAinMAP: I didn't see anyone in there.
PhoenixMelior: bologna?
Zyme86: You try hitting hard canvas at 100 kph
devil_dan: You could if you opened the parachute.
abaoa_qu: Evil snowman helmet pls!
TheWarbo: Yeah "Peak of the Damned" is just the area.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cant see shit captain
Dared00: Well... you selected the mission called "The Mist" Kappa
TheWarbo: Two new places to start though.
TheWarbo: The balloon is labeled by a thing.
TXC2: Getting on the Balloon seems to be the New goal of every GoC game Kappa
TheWarbo: Like, that event hanging out in the sky *is* the balloon, no?
azlan121: This isn't flying, this is falling, with style
red_shoes_jeff: Ground Control to Major Tom...
PrinceXPhantom: wonder if you can land in the basket
Tiber727: Not going for landing in the basket? Kappa
TXC2: Needed to have circled there
devil_dan: Select the event near it and you'll probably spawn in it.
MalBeam: i'd expect James 'PUBG Partner' Turner to have better 'chute skills lrrBEEJ
andrew: lrrGOAT
ArcOfTheConclave claps
MalBeam: i never should have doubted
Evandill: lrrHORN
7gorobei: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TheAinMAP: Nice landing.
PrinceXPhantom: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
starlitdiscord: niice
OccasionallyManly: lrrWOW
Tiber727: Landing in the basket is an achievement. Kappa
Zyme86: There should be hole in that baloon center. That baloon would burst
BloodnBullets: i dont think this is how hot air balloons are supposed to work
TheAinMAP: Huh.
devil_dan: You can switch to wing suit again.
PrinceXPhantom: can you change to the wingsuit?
TheWarbo: obviously the cheevo requires you to land in the basket :-D
TXC2: it's an achievement, not a cheevo
Tiber727: It's not a balloon at all! It's a prison! Like some kind of bouncy castle!
offbeatwitch: can u not just launch yourself off
TXC2: clearly not
Twinklebees: This is the worst bouncy castle ever
Dared00: F
Dared00: my longest respect paying ever
red_shoes_jeff: F
TheWarbo: I like how it doesn't have "First Person" it has "GoPRo"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love the liottle dance
TheAinMAP: Terrain. Pull up.
Pedantically: HE LIVED????
andrew: this game rules
TXC2: we have a lot of fuel :P
TheWarbo: Peak of the Damned - Legendary Land
Marlonwo: try and snowboard of of it
Pedantically: Thread the needle!
Reecer6: you are baiting death so hard
BloodnBullets: not quite 1st person
TheWarbo: It's a "point of interest"
andrew: the bobsled track is also cursed
andrew: d'oh
Dared00: hella
TheWarbo: "the hella good party"...wow
Species5618Beta: Going down a bobsled track with a snowboard could be fun, even if its cursed
abaoa_qu: Hella good
TheWarbo: I assume the "cursed" means you'd see stuff, same as "valley of the rabbids"
Unas84: I like the roaming aspect of it too, just being out on the mountain, gliding/racing/jumping along is just relaxing
BloodnBullets: there is a half million tony hawk games, some people clearly have a lot of fun with this kind of thing
Riandisa: Your friends are the snowmen you crushed along the way?
Lightningbro: I have NEVER seen Ice in this formation... least not IRL...
TheWarbo: because SOME SHOW did No Man's Sky and I bought that, right before I got sucked into the new Stellaris (that one's on Cam)
maceoterner: Hi
TXC2: TheWarbo LRR is good/bad for that :p
Laurreth: it's a pretty timesink for people who are into that kind of stuff, should be enough justification :-P
Dared00: I mean, *everything* is on sale now, it's Winter Sale season
devil_dan: Not being bound to events for playing is awesome.
TheWarbo: Oh yeah I mostly found it fun, it's just that I have too many things, not enough time.
TXC2: like I got Dark souls and Civ V And x-com all because of LRR
hoktauri: I haven't fired up NMS since launch and I beat it, should play it more
Unas84: Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that argument. The ability to just go about and roam is sort of the point?
Lightningbro: I mean, the game has good music... not seen anything that made me go "wow" though...
Dared00: You unlocked: Jonathan!
frnknstn: Good friends only in the DLC
devil_dan: Just pick any slope and ride down any way you want.
TheWarbo: You unlocked a new friend: Paul!
andrew: i want lootboxes so i can put hats on my friends
TehAmelie: all these friends really need is a mute button
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Can you unlock better friends?
LRRbot: New quote #5631: "Can you unlock better friends?" —Paul [2018-12-20]
1losttheGame: That was a fun episode of Friday knights :)
andrew: which i guess is just desert bus
azlan121: this soundtrack is rad
CommiePuddin: Paul best DLC NPC confirmed
red_shoes_jeff: Paul'd be the guy with the drone.
Lightningbro: Did they, like, stop and you were supposed to meet them there or something?
Evandill: from what I understand this game is definitely not bad, even if you're not the audience you can appreciate the coolness of it, but I don't think this has like... wide appeal
BloodnBullets: reminder chat: paul has a great set of pipes
abaoa_qu: Is there a release date for stellaris console edition?
TXC2: BloodnBullets damn right he does
TehAmelie: imagine losing all momentum and just standing in the hip deep snow in that giant valley and going "yep, i'm gonna die before i get out of here"
TheWarbo: yeah I think you and your friends all agreed on an ending place, but that wasn't communicated to you as a player
ManaIishi: honestly the main appeal of this game for me can be gotten by watching the springfield gorge scene from the simpsons
ManaIishi: and/or playing dismount games
TehAmelie: i'd also recommend Mr President
Unas84: yeah, the mountain stories are very meh imho
Pedantically: Plot!? In my extreme sports game!? It's more likely than you'd think...
TheWarbo: Find the hardest challenge in the game
TXC2: Lets get dangerous
Athatar: The way my old housemate and I played this was to set each other routes. One would mess about for a bit until we did something cool, then saved the route and replayed it
azlan121: I guess its like tony hawk, kinda enjoyable regardless of if you follow the sport or not, but you get more out of it if you are enfranchised
Laurreth: so the E3 announcement with professional voiceover?
resilientspring: I think this might just be a great zen out game
Unas84: @resilientspring that's what I use it for, yeah
TheWarbo: wait there's a "time of day" button?
Laurreth: Just Cause without guns and slightly fewer fatalities?
Marlonwo: plot twist: paul is actually a steep pro player
TXC2: Laurreth more i'd say
Pedantically: Definitely more. They died 8 times taking out 10 "enemies"
TehAmelie: kooooyaaanisqatsi
BloodnBullets: dawn of the final day, 24 hrs remain
TheWarbo: It has fewer of "the game says this is a fatality" and more of "any reasonable person would look at this and say 'he ded'"
TXC2: KOYAANISQATAI
CaptainSpam: "Honey, why is that man just standing on a peak with his parachute deployed for a whole week?"
Pedantically: @TheWarbo - on the other hand, they also survive things any reasonable person would look at and say "he ded"
TehAmelie: we almost Beejed that spruce
TheWarbo: is this the one that james did? it feels familiar but I thought Paul picked an unplayed event?
Ckiva: ballast?
Pedantically: Lexicon?
TheWarbo: @Pedantically this is true. "he ded" *gets up and walks away*
TXC2: part of our lexicon
offbeatwitch: that crapshot is HIGHLY disturbing
Milambus: Shouldnt that be "Treejed"?
devil_dan: There is like a updraft mechanic. I don't really understand the paragliding either.
TehAmelie: i guess that would distinguish it from the other verb forms of Beej
Iraeda: i think you have to cut that last corner
Ckiva: I think I did this in super monkey ball before
TheWarbo: Beej, Jeej, Peej, Treej?
devil_dan: Look from above.
TXC2: all will be eejed
cuttlefishman: Pey'j?
Reecer6: Does Jeej have a verb?
cuttlefishman: Paul, that's a good sweater
TheWarbo: I like the unstated assumption that "closer to big cliffs" is a thing you want
mariomario42: no one else in the the balloon!
TXC2: yeah what is gonna happen to that balloon now?
devil_dan: In what?
Reecer6: but you didn't land it did you :v
Clockwork_Penguin: Hmmm, is *eej the canadian equivalent of the UK *az/*ez. Ie, would beej, jeej etc map to Baz, Jez etc?
TheWarbo: oh the finish line is under the arch
TehAmelie: nice rubberband off the ground
Kykiwi: DED
devil_dan: Oh, AR missions.
TheWarbo: BAM
BlueBeardedDevil: LUL
TheAinMAP: katesOw
Iraeda: i heard that....
kamelion84: katesRip
cuttlefishman: You were a good 2m below
Hingadora: katesRip
cmdrud87: ouch
azlan121: KO: Killed off?
TheSeg: You died!
Species5618Beta: "Augmented reality online"
RebekahWSD: Ohno
Pedantically: Not for long Kappa
7gorobei: that's gonna leave a mark
Aarek: He ded
TehAmelie: you'd be dead faster than the nerve signals could travel
red_shoes_jeff: Not gonna be open casket.
Kykiwi: GOT em
underhill33: lrrGOAT
OccasionallyManly: lrrGOAT
Milambus: Give that corpse a gold medal
TheAinMAP: lrrGOAT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love the post humous wins
RobertMerlow: That man is dead
7gorobei: posthumous gold
TheWarbo: First over the finish line is all that matters. Anything after you cross is irrelevant
ritchards: Point Percy?
cmdrud87: and ypu won... a trip straight to hopsital!
Jondare: You're one to talk james, remember the Minecraft elytra course?
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that.
LRRbot: New quote #5633: "Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that." —James [2018-12-20]
Pedantically: I really want a combination of this game's mechanics with Guts & Glory's gore. That Paul landing just leaves a red smear in the snow.
Lightningbro: Oh, oh no, going splat is very, very painful. Yeah it plays havoc on your body, but nothing immediately kills you unless you manage to snap your neck, to my knowledge.
Marlonwo: cadaverific
DigitalSeahorse: balhonky
DigitalSeahorse: snow angel! :D
TehAmelie: rocket powered free fall, the only way to fly
TXC2: POWAH!
coelopteryx: we are riders on a mission action kids in FUN CONDITION prepare to countdown rocket power
Reecer6: i wish they used actual rockets in the rocket power tv show
Jondare: Lightningbro i feel like going headfirst into the side of a cliff at those speeds would probably break your neck, as well as most other bones in your upper body
andrew: hahahahahaha
Pedantically: You got Icarus'd
andrew: you hit the sun
OccasionallyManly: you flew to close
TXC2: WE FLEW TO CLOSE TO THE SUN!
Milambus: You flew too high
Laurreth: all of the spine and the brain would be inside the helmet, I think that counts
ritchards: !clip
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starlitdiscord: wow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: skybox is actual box
Lightningbro: @Jondare Ah, head first, got it, yeah, that would break your neck. So yeah, it would be quick.
7gorobei: we found the sub ceiling
Tiber727: Pedal faster!
TXC2: are we riding a bike?
azlan121: teh gopro fell off
Reecer6: i dunno, it looked like the mountain got higher than that
Twinklebees: Terminal velocity, eh?
TehAmelie: mistakes were made and, well, i punted your dog into the sun, i mean, he's mostly fine now
Reecer6: think the invisible wall might be sloped
devil_dan: Sometimes I like flying by other players as close as possible.
Jondare: Wait, i just noticed the mountain goat on the KO sign... why?
TXC2: Jondare it's a different animal each time
TehAmelie: are we sure the wing suit isn't a "ground vehicle"? i mean, you just do a a very long jump
DigitalSeahorse: oh look a URL with DBstyle in it...I agree
DigitalSeahorse: DB style ....
DigitalSeahorse: qwop snowboarding
TheWarbo: to be fair, irl you can't really changs your angular momentum midair
red_shoes_jeff: Uh,James...?
Arikell: says the man touching the switch
TXC2: yeap, James 1000% not looking lewd there
Laurreth: comedic timing
surfderf: I low-key love this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm having a blast watching this
orellien2773: "Steep" aka "Watch Snowboarders crash in horrifyingly painful ways"
surfderf: I used to play SSXTricky on GameCube in like 2005 and that was the best game ever...this reminds me of it
red_shoes_jeff: Let's see some of the costumes you unlocked. I WANNA SEE EVIL SNOWM'N HEAD.
Wangor: So, will you be limping over the finish line in crutches now?
samwonk: Cosmetic crash damage in the form of getting snow all over you is kind of cool.
surfderf: why no mtg today?
vinvis_: It's probably much like real life where it is also very difficult to stop turning since you can not break in mid air
devil_dan: This is much older than Forknife.
surfderf: ahh gotcha
EvilBadman: Firstday Thursday
TXC2: Thursday: the 3rd day
Kykiwi: OH gris!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gris looks so beautiful, i'm excited
Wangor: Gris is the word
offbeatwitch: it looks real cool
o0sk_ren0o: Gree?
TheWarbo: Oh I thought it was "Gree." Just a silent S.
sivakrytos: they're a spanish company so "grease" makes sense
Kykiwi: gris is grey in spanish
andrew: 'Grease' is correct
BethLucyStab: he
coelopteryx: yup, spanish pronunciation. grees
TheWarbo: Yeah if it's spanish you pronounce the S.
vinvis_: Ben did a full playthrough on his home stream
BethLucyStab: Ben beat it, not too long
SAJewers: just spell it out :P
TheWarbo: I think "gris" with the silent S is French, e.g. pinot gris
vinvis_: It's spanish for grey
TheWarbo: And I love me a good pinot, which is why I jumped to the French pronunciation
Laurreth: is pinot gris the rosé of pinot noir? >_>
Marlonwo: actual spaniard here, gris is indeed gray and in spain we just say words as they are written.
TXC2: !goc
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cheetoJack: Is there a list of games that LRR did play?
Dared00: Do DLCs count, or only full games?
offbeatwitch: ask the wiki people Kappa
TheWarbo: Yeah I don't think anyone doesn't think it's Spanish for grey. I just feel the need to defend myself by pointing out that it's *also* French for grey. :-/
TXC2: Marlonwo I wish English worked like that :P
EvilBadman: @cheetoJack Not an easily accessible one, the wiki can help?
TXC2: !wiki
LRRbot: The Loading Ready Run Wiki can be found here: https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com
inventivematter: Hello
GDwarf: And to make sure, the games have to have been released in 2018?
Milambus: searching the LRL channel?
Invitare: just go to the LoadingReadyLive channel and put the name in
NarishmaReborn: so do a check as to what games came out around desert bus
frnknstn: New Day, Games of Chance, or maybe Talking Sim
EvilBadman: I cheated and suggested BELOW, since it came out on the 14th. ;)
Suffix: Easily got one.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no one played La Mulana 2. but that's not something i'd recommend for Games of Chance
Unas84: btw, I have to verify with Trymantha, but I think you are now officially part of team #SICKFLIPS , James. ;P
Suffix: Link TO the Past Randomizer.
Sarah_Serinde: This should help a bit http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/NewDay_TewsDay
Suffix: I was sad when that didnt get rolled.
Sarah_Serinde: You can see lists for the other streams as well
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Sarah_Serinde: They're just not all in one big consolidated list
TXC2: !goc
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TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
CobaltShurikenReborn: this snow carving is actually calming to watch
vinvis_: Stupid Noob snowboarders plowing the piste
Sarah_Serinde: I'm frankly shocked that I haven't caught a cold from the 2-3 sick people in my small office of 9
Sarah_Serinde: But I'll take it...
TXC2: good self quarantining
DrasonSpike: I like how the snow is filing itself in
Blade_Tiger: Oh hey it's this game, I've been curious about it, is it fun so far?
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TXC2: Blade_Tiger kinda
TXC2: it's odd
NarishmaReborn: audible into a chaos draft
kashubian_qtie: searching for Kashubs on twitch AYAYA
Marlonwo: james jumping face first in to the snow with the rocketsuit was defenetly the highlight of this stream
Arikell: Just chaos the crack-a-pack box
TheWarbo: i dunno, james walking backwards off the tower and hitting everything on the way down was pretty great too
red_shoes_jeff: Nor-mal streams, nor-mal streams, NOR-MAL STREAAAAAAAAAMS!
BITs19_: pancake mukbang?
Marlonwo: @TheWarbo yeah that one was great to
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he unclipped
TXC2: if the boxing day stream ends up like the 15th aniversy stream, I'll be happy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit this was a fun game to watch
TheWarbo: ohhh that sound is the controller shaking
DrasonSpike: freeski?
red_shoes_jeff: Weekend At RedBull's
Blade_Tiger: I suddenly believe this is some sort of snowboard-themed purgatory or near-death hallucination
NarishmaReborn: if you contiue to skifree, as it were, you get eaten by a yeti
BlueBeardedDevil: I think this proves what this game is about, not actually doing much
TXC2: !goc
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Arikell: I love how lethal accident is how you change direction here
TXC2: so it's an Idle game? Kappa
offbeatwitch: I think that I got this game for free at some point
resilientspring: why is there a STICK through his head?
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:01 from now).
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
wiggins: bah, I just got here
TXC2: !discoard
Stoffern: bai!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !patreon
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resilientspring: nooooo @wiggins me too!
DigitalSeahorse: bbye snow angel :P
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
Jondare: wait, is it actually pronounced like that? cause that's Pig" in danish
TXC2: Bye
devil_dan: Grease
DigitalSeahorse: sergeSheep sergeHeart
Marlonwo: bye, this stream was fun
TXC2: Jondare it's meant to be grey in Spanish
TheWarbo: Jondare It's pronounced like the Spanish word "gris." The good thing about Spanish is you can probably pronounce the word now.
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:00 from now).
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RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (48m from now).
Lyannen: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Cori takes the hot seat this week for a special NewDay Thursday stream. Game: Gris) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (48m from now).