TehAmelie: if anybody's tracking good news
Weagle: Nice
Weagle: I'm having a quiet final day of work before Christmas
cheetoJack: oh i should open my advent calendar
TehAmelie: hooray
Nightvalien28: what's an advent calendar?
Weagle: A semi-traditional thing where from the 1st through the 25th of December you open a container for your day and get a thing
cheetoJack: its like a thing you open a door on each day of december leading up to crimmas
cheetoJack: as a kid I had ones with chocolates, now I have lego
Weagle: I haven't done one since I moved out, although I guess last year I sorta had one by way of the LEGO bonus item I got when I ordered my big set
PhoenixMelior: I didn't realise there was a Lego Advent Calendar. It makes sense though
Weagle: Instead I live vicariously through Nerdcubed and Ashens doing their very very terrible advent calendars :P
TehAmelie: you might know i've been waffling about if this book i've been writing since 1999 should be a novel or a comic book, since on one hand i like comics but on the other writing is much easier than drawing
Laurreth: there's a good voice, bit of a shame she seems to do a lot of more growly stuff https://youtu.be/9Hv3CiI7Z-g
cheetoJack: there's a lego city and lego star wars advent calendar, I got both :p
PhoenixMelior: of course you did :P
Weagle: There's also a LEGO Friends one because that line isn't dead yet
TehAmelie: well, i've decided it has to be a comic
PhoenixMelior: well neat
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
TehAmelie: howdy
Weagle: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (4m from now).
Weagle: Oh hey right that one starts at the half-hour
TehAmelie: easy really, i want to write the book that i'd want to read, and i'd want to read it so much more if it was a comic
Stellapacifica: Ah phooey, I've got a meeting at :30
PhoenixMelior: txc2 is here, that means a stream is about to start
mtvcdm: Morning
TXC2: hello mtvcdm
red_shoes_jeff: Noon
Weagle: o/ mtvcdm
cheetoJack: quick hide the contraband!
the_number_two2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (2m from now).
TXC2: cheetoJack is that what you call putting on pants? Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Yes
Weagle: Iunno, I'm not their mom :P
PhoenixMelior: I'm wearing leggings, too bad
TehAmelie: what's in your pants is contraband on streams i suppose
red_shoes_jeff: Hiding in plain sight. Bold.
Weagle: Anyway, I probably need to go do some things real quick, seeya folks
Stellapacifica: I'm wearing leggings under pants cause it cold
PhoenixMelior: see ya weagle
TXC2: so long Weagle
TehAmelie: i'm more comfortable in this chair with pants than without. it's a strange chair
red_shoes_jeff: Buy Weagle!
TXC2: title change
Stellapacifica: The first hint of signal
TehAmelie: we're still Godfathering it up eh
Stellapacifica: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: yeap, still playing as the dumbest Protag ever :P
adi_pie: "You mean that's not his face?"
TehAmelie: i don't remember that movie exactly but i'm pretty sure kissing means death there
thegreatwyrdling: SUFFER KATHLEEN! SUFFER!
TXC2: TehAmelie only a special kind of kiss
Sanityis0verrated: nooooooo whyyyyyyy
Animekitty93: Yay this game is awful!
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome back to Canada's favourite Relationship advice show, "Don't Do This!"
TehAmelie: but does any other kind happen?
Sanityis0verrated: I was just getting ready to go out
TXC2: look chat, maybe a Xmas miracal will happen and the game will turn good Kappa
Rhynerd: Huh, I beat the notification here.
Animekitty93: TXC2 That's wishful thinking at its finest
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (3m ago).
thegreatwyrdling: ;D
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff I would 100% watch Kathleen make that show
Stellapacifica: Ok brb, meeting starting
adi_pie: TXC2, I don't think there's a deity with that much power.
TXC2: Animekitty93 a man can Dream!
truediamondback: A good Christmas game. I always love sharing memories while warming up around the ol' dumpster fire.
Sanityis0verrated: ah the good old 2018 dumpster fire
mtvcdm: Did you remember to tweet?
Animekitty93: At the very least this awful game will get me through my knitting project :D
Sarah_Serinde: Haha hi Kathleen, hi chat
adi_pie: Best we can hope is that we run away with the catgirl away from this awful place.
thegreatwyrdling: So, this is game is exactly how one should do relationships @LoadingReadyRun ?
TXC2: here we GO!
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 In a way, you already are.
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
wicker_knight: H0i
ZachtlyAsIntended: You sound so enthusiastic
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde sergeHi
adi_pie: Hello, Sarah. Welcome.
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff indeed
TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
rocketjohn: Ahh, the positivity shines out...
NimrodXIV: such enthusiasm!
beowuuf: voices! hello!
Animekitty93: Hi Kathleen
EJGRgunner: Is Ozmafia about a criminal organization in Oz? I would play the shit out of that game
Sanityis0verrated: yep
DKS04Saturn: So close to the end, you can do it, Kathleen!
red_shoes_jeff: E L L I P S E S !
wicker_knight: Set Fire To The Town And All The Fairy Tales Within lrrHERE
MehallD: No Kathleen, I was thinking it's 5:30pm
TXC2: and also, you know, looking after a 3 year old :P
Animekitty93: EJGRgunner Run! Run far away from this game!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm working from home with not enough to do, so it's nice and chill and I've wrapped my presents now :D
DKS04Saturn: Just had lunch here (14.35hs here)
Sanityis0verrated: woooooo
wicker_knight: The Sun Is Dead, Long Live The Sun
GhassanPL: The worst day of the year
Nightvalien28: the night kathleen recharge her powers
Alness49: The darkest night of the year, and then there's this game
ShenGetter: if your high beams work, but your main lights don't, you can just run with your highbeams.. they won't be super bright cause half the bulbs are not working..
beowuuf: time for things to get lighter again!
DKS04Saturn: Summer solstice here~
thegreatwyrdling: Aww I wanted longer nights.
Animekitty93: Australia?
accountmadeforants: It's evening and I just had Dutch pancakes, which is nice. Also, our boiler broke down two weeks ago (so no warm water and no heating), and it finally got fixed yesterday.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads.
LRRbot: New quote #5634: "Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads." —Kathleen [2018-12-21]
NimrodXIV: hooray, potential sunlight!
Gregarious_Potato: Hi Kathleedn!
Sanityis0verrated: Kathleen is trying not to be a jerk
Animekitty93: Yeah something about legality and headlights
wicker_knight: It's better than getting Negged by the Scarecrow
ShenGetter: Working headlights is good, yes.. but port in storm when you gotta get from point A to point B
Koios7: High beams are the worst. I shouldnt need sunglasses to drive at night
MehallD: im having a bbq chicken, donner, and onion calzone
Sarah_Serinde: Soon you will be free!
DevInsanity: On some cars (including mine) the high beams turn off the main lights anyway
thegreatwyrdling: OwO? What's this?
beowuuf: speaking of things we like, is there a panalysts this week?
wildpeaks: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:58.
DevInsanity: they're just completely separate
asthanius: You could be at the end if you choose to be, just by not playing anymore.
TXC2: meanwhile, HAIL CHAIR
red_shoes_jeff: Good! Stall for time, Kathleen!
horsetownillinois: T H E C H A I R
wildpeaks: yay I'm not late :)
Animekitty93: I do wish Jacob could be here to experience this nonsense
Alness49: I thought the protagonist was the scarecrow? lrrBEEJ
MehallD: and about to treat myself to a beer called "Death by Carribean Chocolate Cake", so pretty much living my best life
Gregarious_Potato: I dont enjoy playing games like this very much, but the artwork in this is awesome!
wicker_knight: Nah, the protagonist is Toto
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Sanityis0verrated: i want to go back to sleep now that I took a shower but I must nap
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Sanityis0verrated: and by nap I mean go to lowes
wildpeaks: been watching a few episodes of the ozmafia anime by the way, doesn't look bad so far, thanks for the link last time chat
Earthenone: could cut down on the reading if we all agree the scarecrow dosent get any more lines
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
wicker_knight: @wildpeaks it's better than this <hopeful>
truediamondback: Your New Years resolution should be to play good dating sims next year. Everybody loves breaking resolutions.
TXC2: is Kathleen channelling the voice of Cam? Kappa
wicker_knight: ?
wildpeaks: it is, probably because the protagonist isn't in it
Kaizoman2: Sometimes the Kathleen read is better than the dialog on screen.
Dared00: Yesss, I'm not late! Hi Kathleen, hi chat!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we've had a range of quality on this show
TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
GDwarf: I am convinced that there *must* be some good otome games, we just have to find them!
wildpeaks: if one never plays bad games, it's harder to recognize the good ones :D
Earthenone: !findquote japan
LRRbot: Quote #4744: "If you want to make curry from scratch, first you must invade Japan." —Ian [2018-03-06]
Kaizoman2: MURDER....
MalBeam: yeah, the john cena dating game was a work of art
stevestein: Kathleen needs to suffer at least a little bit for our amusement
red_shoes_jeff: "Ray, look out!"
Animekitty93: Do good Otome games exist?
TXC2: it's like the Lorna voice, but if lorna didn't know how to anything :P
wicker_knight: Throw Kyrie from the Tower, everyone celebrates lrrAWESOME
Kaizoman2: Solid light would be among the most dense of substances... it should be avoided.
accountmadeforants: Probably?
ManaIishi: I'm not doing too well at the moment, laughing at an awful otome game might be the cure... at least for a bit
TXC2: hope things get better for you ManaIishi lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: Hatoful Boyfriend is ostensibly an otome game
stormshot14: would hatoful boyfriend be an otome game
t3h_f1gm3nt: funnily enough, the best otome game i've come across revolved around a group of youtubers
ManaIishi: Here's hoping, ah well, new year soon
Amentur: Hatoful Boyfriend is a crime mystery game
Sanityis0verrated: but Kathleen battle lesbians
Gregarious_Potato: Whats otome mean? Like a anime dating game?
ManaIishi: hopefully starting my new life as a woman
red_shoes_jeff: @t3h_f1gm3nt Is that the Normal Boots one?
truediamondback: Misgendering jokes also riles some hackles.
Animekitty93: Wait isn't that the Otome game with the Game grumps boys in it?
GDwarf: Gregarious_Potato It's a genre description for dating games made in Japan aimed at women, roughly
t3h_f1gm3nt: @red_shoes_jeff indeed. asagao academy: normal boots club
TXC2: I want Battle Lesbians to be a game
Sanityis0verrated: @manaiishi Congeats and GL
EJGRgunner: Ooooh... where do you file them?
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Animekitty93 well jontron's in it :P
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] We the Straights have a lot. I think we can share.
LRRbot: New quote #5635: "We the Straights have a lot. I think we can share." —Kathleen [2018-12-21]
wicker_knight: @Gregarious_Potato it means "maiden" and refers supposedly to "dating games targeted at young women" in Japanese gaming, similar to how "Shonen" means "young boy" and refers to "anime targeted at early-teen boys"
Animekitty93: t3h_f1gm3nt Good enouggh :D
DKS04Saturn: There is a new sim/rpg on devlopment where you date your weapons
LeeshaJoy: When is that game Graham is in coming out?
Gregarious_Potato: @GDwarf So this is a game aimed for women audience
MehallD: You'll have a lovely new dating game to play in January, I'm sure
Alahmnat: "Date these parallelograms" Flatland dating sim when?
GDwarf: Gregarious_Potato Yep
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde That's now my favorite quote :D
TriggerHappy2Pi: Have you played Katawa Shoujo?
ManaIishi: Oh yeah, have we found any good trans-focused games on this stream?
MehallD: February, dang
Alness49: So "Date these Parallelograms" is called"Thomas was lonely" right?
accountmadeforants: As with the last time the battle lesbians thing got brought up: https://rumpel.itch.io/la-maupin
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 Yeah I couldn't not add that one :D
Animekitty93: Boyfriend Dungeon doesn't have a release date yet sadly
Gregarious_Potato: oh I didnt know shonen meant that! interesting, I didnt know that was the targeted demographic
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
thegreatwyrdling: hey! I start school in February!
wicker_knight: yeah, the shows with that label make a lot more sense once you do :P
Animekitty93: Is there a point to this conversation?
GDwarf: TriggerHappy2Pi It hasn't been played on LRR, but I've heard...not great things about it
JLHonors: huuuuh
TXC2: Alahmnat flatland would sadly not be a very good dating game, given it's a commentary on Victorian social norms
wicker_knight: @Animekitty93 to stare at Axel
wildpeaks: :D
stormshot14: I just looked up best otome games one of the top games is ozmafia and now I'm done looking
MehallD: I want to hear your Andre Braugher
Animekitty93: wicker_knight He is one of the better looking ones
Sarah_Serinde: I really need to watch that show
TXC2: MehallD "punkkkkkkkkk"
Sarah_Serinde: But I spend all this time watching streams... :P
TehAmelie: try saying "I'm not a man of unlimited cajoling" in the voice you have for him :)
aussie_rob_w: Kathleen, what was that game where one of the characters was describing their style and it was YOUR style nearly exactly and it made you stop in mid-sentence?
Earthenone: clearly we need to find the 10 worst otome games, those MUST be good right
aussie_rob_w: the one from the highlights of 2018?
red_shoes_jeff: There might be
EJGRgunner: “Gina. Get. Some. Get. Some.”
stormshot14: @aussie_rob_w ladykiller in a bind
wicker_knight: @aussie_rob_w That was The Christine Love game, Ladykiller in a Bind
NimrodXIV: aussie_rob_w Ladykiller in a bind
Earthenone: and yeah i also have not seen brooklyn 99 for similar reasons
Animekitty93: Jacobs voice acting tweet yesterday was hilarious
Sanityis0verrated: Capt. Holt is a treasure
GDwarf: aussie_rob_w Ladykiller in a Bind
player0x01: oh... no... kathleen... you're an epic voice actor :)
aussie_rob_w: Thankyou Chat!
red_shoes_jeff: You'd know "creepy"
Animekitty93: Your creepy Negg
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 Yes it was :D
ManaIishi: Yeah, I need to give that a try
ManaIishi: and Analogue
ManaIishi: and all of Christine Love's other games
Freshly_Toasted: Kyrie is waluigi now?
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde I have it favorited
Gregarious_Potato: Is that person the grumpy lady from Monsters Inc.?
LeeshaJoy: Smash Bros dating sim! Make love not war!
TXC2: Coffee: every universe has it
aussie_rob_w: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Kyrie
wicker_knight: @TXC2 Coffee and Chocolate, the common demoninators of all fantasy
adi_pie: A festival? Sweet. Can it be Burning Man? I have just the scarecrow.
Animekitty93: ^
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
wildpeaks: :D
NojhLivic: Smash Bros is already kind of a dating sim? Just they replaced the talking with fighting?
truediamondback: ^
Sarah_Serinde: !smash
LRRbot: Stop blocking Boldwyr Intimidator from Smash, you cowards!
MehallD: @adi_pie Can we put this entire game into the scarecrow?
adi_pie: Yes, and the scarecrow on a pyre.
Freshly_Toasted: Yikes
KV1NN4: *criiiinges* I'm sorry ur suffering this alone Kathleen
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wicker_knight: kyrie is not woman either, that isn't stopping him :/
accountmadeforants: "I want to hang out with the cat girl. She stops me from killing myself!"
ManaIishi: lrrWOW
Animekitty93: What is this Willy Wonka?
Sarah_Serinde: Ok Axel I'm on board
red_shoes_jeff: A chocolate... river?
TXC2: go on
wicker_knight: frankly, that's better than I was expecting
NojhLivic: Boiling hot chocolate moat
Earthenone: axel, we have 20$
Sarah_Serinde: Unsanitary and impractical, but I'm still on board :P
Nightvalien28: that sounds like an horrible idea
Freshly_Toasted: I mean, that's a terrible idea but it's kinda cute?
thegreatwyrdling: people spitting in the chocolate river.
accountmadeforants: Can we hold the festival in Axel's room, then?
the_number_two2: People shitting in the chocolate river?
Sanityis0verrated: Axel were you watching willie Wonka
NojhLivic: I'm thinking a chocolate river similar to the soba noodle tradition thing?
Alness49: And then some kid falls in and clogs the mechanismns and this is just Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at this point
adi_pie: I don't know, Kyrie. I could drown you in the chocolate. That would be entertaining.
wicker_knight: on the bright side, now we aren't dealing with Genny falling into the chocolate river
Sarah_Serinde: adi_pie Waste of good chocolate
asthanius: River Ants. Rants.
MehallD: THIS is how we get Ants!
TXC2: dont ants float?
aussie_rob_w: lrrWOW
Freshly_Toasted: Drown kyrie in the chocolate ant river of death!
ArcOfTheConclave: How goes Watch + Kiss?
asthanius: Make due? I'll make FONdue
NojhLivic: Chocolate covered ants is supposedly tasty and nutritious.
Sarah_Serinde: I've only gotten to watch the vods for this game and I'm so glad I get a chance to sass along with everyone today :P
accountmadeforants: We promise not to eat the delicious chocolate river. Honest.
adi_pie: Sarah_Serinde, true.
stormshot14: we already have a scarecrow to keep out the animals
Animekitty93: I hate ants, they once invaded my apartment :(
red_shoes_jeff: Kyrie, you uncultured turd, do not deny them their chocolate ants!
hieroglyphica: @txc2 only the ants that link arms to make little air bubbles
MehallD: @TXC2 Water and molten chocolate do not sure 100% of the same properties
adi_pie: Wolfboy
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde Same
Angnor33: Beware, Plot incoming...
adi_pie: Ah, yes, the Wolfgang.
Animekitty93: Big surprise
wildpeaks: of course it's whatshisface
TXC2: MehallD true
aussie_rob_w: You sound profoundly unexcited about the plot kicking off again.
wicker_knight: Ceaser, you really need to find the rest of your shirt honey
red_shoes_jeff: Oh no! BUDGET SEPHIROTH!
TXC2: hieroglyphica ah fair enough
Earthenone: bah gawd, thats "The Plot's" music
ArcOfTheConclave: Plot?! that means this is closer to over!
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MalBeam: wolfgang caesar, that's totally a villain name
Sarah_Serinde: Genny why
truediamondback: Budget Sephiroth is the harshest burn I've heard this week.
Cavalrywolfpack: oh i've never tuned into this, I just realized I never announced the sub lol
accountmadeforants: We have ointment at the festival! Do you want some more ointment?
NojhLivic: "preparing for the festival" is the wrong trope for a fantasy setting, that's for the high school setting.
TXC2: Remember when this guy trying to kill us was THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED?
Sarah_Serinde: Cavalrywolfpack Well welcome! :)
Animekitty93: I looked up a vague story outline for this game, her stupidity makes sense in an annoying way
wicker_knight: @TXC2 is it better or worse if I say noooo...>_>
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 I don't know whether ot be glad or disappointed
NojhLivic: TXC2: Remember, showing how much you're willing to harm someone is the best way to show how much of a tsundere you are.
Robot_Bones: katesLol
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde Why not both? :/
adi_pie: Okay, I kind of appreciate Genny's obliviousness when Mr. Swaggering Ego shows up and she is intensely non-plussed.
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 Fair
Freshly_Toasted: Cat gril time
accountmadeforants: Protect us cat lady!
wicker_knight: @Animekitty93 I will admit I'm as close to intrigued as I can get at this point
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the_number_two2: What is this game and why is it the way that it is?
Sarah_Serinde: Who even knows
truediamondback: Plague doctor is also good.
ManaIishi: Also, why is "Robin Hood" dressed as Darth Nihilus?
ArcOfTheConclave: A date?
red_shoes_jeff: I wil say, one thing I do like about this game is how switfly it deflates Budget Sephiroth's manace. It's kinda funny.
Robot_Bones: be cause thats how it be
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
accountmadeforants: Oh please prevent her from going to the festival and casually hanging out with someone who literally wants to kill her
Freshly_Toasted: You just have to see how the trainwreck ends
Animekitty93: I as a woman am offended that this game exists
MalBeam: follow me, no questions allowed
TXC2: wait, WOMEN are meant to play this? Good grief
the_number_two2: Sound good! Well... bad... but...
adi_pie: "She hates shots" Ah, so she's a cat. :P
truediamondback: Answer:it's the murder closet.
TXC2: or you know, a normal person
Sarah_Serinde: That's...not how that works, Pashet :D
MalBeam: this isn't how vaccination works
aussie_rob_w: Aww Pashet
Freshly_Toasted: That's not how any of this works
wildpeaks: that's not how this work, Pashet :D
ArcOfTheConclave: @adi_pie yes, that's why she has cat ears.
Sarah_Serinde: 2 whole people, what a crowd
aussie_rob_w: The Doctor and Pashet remain my two favourite characters in this game.
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde 3, we're here too
Mangledpixel: boop
JLHonors: Hey, we got a screen with only good characters. Wow.
NojhLivic: Some people find problematic things entertaining when fictionalized. This doesn't mean they condone said problematic thing or that they are a bad person, just that they have different tastes.
Robot_Bones: are you still dumb, LUL no vaccine for that yet
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I meant us and Pashet, since presumably he was expecting the doctor to be there
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde fair point
Earthenone: im Nya-t scared!
Animekitty93: Beej experience this awful game with us
adi_pie: "Getting pricked is unpleasant" Oh, i'm so sorry, Pashet. This town is full of pricks.
the_number_two2: I want Beej to read for Axel
truediamondback: @jlhonors almost, the main character is technically here too.
the_number_two2: That would be something
JLHonors: @truediamondback Fair, fair.
Freshly_Toasted: Well, wasn't that a valuable scene that added to the narrative!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's not great making jokes and crappy stereotypes about things like weight and gender identity
asthanius: If the media doesn't reinforce that the bad thing is actually bad, it's passively condoning it.
Sarah_Serinde: At least if it's portrayed as if it's normal and fine
Stellapacifica: Ah, the Tyler Durden effect
Nightvalien28: or at least give the main character agency enough to kick someone's nuts
truediamondback: Media effects outlook, outlook effects actions, actions make reality as shitty as it is. Please don't discount media.
Sarah_Serinde: People can do shitty things if the text shows it as shitty, it's not great if it shows it as 100% fine
the_number_two2: Sure as hell ain't DDLC
wicker_knight: That's one of the things I liked about Ladykiller in a Bind's explicit callout at the start of the game, even if the game itself wasn't my thing
Mangledpixel: well said
asthanius: And if the player can't fight back (without being reprimanded by the game for it), then that's not good either
Animekitty93: So this isn't really a dating game but has anyone played Vallhalla bartender Action on the channel?
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Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 Pretty sure no one has
shurtal: Malcontents Sans Frontiers
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde That's a shame, it is such a chill interesting game
adi_pie: Animekitty93 not that I know. But Jacob has recommended it, so it might show up.
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 You could try suggesting it to someone if you think it'd suit a particular person/stream
Earthenone: i feel like with that name it is an IAN thing
SkylerRingtail: On the subject, have we ever played the game Jacob did VO for on-stream? "It's You: A Breakup Story"?
Animekitty93: Hmm maybe is would suit Talking Sim
the_number_two2: If we visit Caesar enough, will he just kill us?
Earthenone: falsh, lesbian cat is the best of your options
TXC2: ^
Sarah_Serinde: SkylerRingtail We haven't
Freshly_Toasted: They're poisoned or rancid
ggodopaste: sw#teamcatswordlesbians
Earthenone: we have played other games with his voice in them, like where the water tastes like wine
asthanius: Kyrie has no feelings
red_shoes_jeff: No they're not, Kyrie, you don't have any.
TXC2: the_number_two2 no, see our looks is such that we change him into a better man, or some other such nonsense Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Go away, Ceasar
JLHonors: Very kind of Caesar to always announce his arrival.
DanielJGrouse: I like that Kyrie now sounds like Wario
Freshly_Toasted: Oh no the guy-who-has-swords I guess
accountmadeforants: A duel with Genny!
Animekitty93: Ceasar's actions make no sense, ever
TXC2: Ceaser always looks like he has a mask on
stevestein: @JLHonors Caesar's actually been lurking for the past 20 minutes but no one noticed him so he decided to make his presence known
Animekitty93: He does
red_shoes_jeff: Can we give him Kyrie, instead?
KV1NN4: wow the objectivication is off the charts today
Stellapacifica: Wow this fella is a poop
the_number_two2: TXC2 right, because this is an Otome and logic doesn't exist
PrinceXPhantom: "if i win, i get a huge reward! if you win, nothing changes!". seems like a fair deal
ManaIishi: Doesn't Axel have a shotgun? this is a problem with a very simple solution
accountmadeforants: Sure let me just treat this woman we're protecting as our property
adi_pie: "Give her to me" How 'bout NO?
Rhynerd: Why not just shoot Ceasar?
Earthenone: can he ifght karie, either way we win!
fiftymcnasty: Is this a slavery thing? We own people?
wildpeaks: we're not his to be given away, so heck this whole thing
the_one_and_only_kim: error cascade
red_shoes_jeff: 'Tis the end of an era!
adi_pie: Ah, yes, remember that alley? When we didn't know better?
TXC2: what do you mean nothing? We've still alive?
Animekitty93: What? This game! Don't just move on like nothing happened!!!
asthanius: Is Caesar in the bag?
PrinceXPhantom: oh darn, i was hoping for an over the top anime fight scene. guess the budget wasnt big enough
the_number_two2: Is Axel Fiend Hunter, and have we exiled Caesar?
Animekitty93: I was at least hoping for a cool Fight screenshot
DanielJGrouse: I was hoping for at least some text, rather than the story running into a wall and then starting over somewhere else
red_shoes_jeff: Kyrie, don't you EVER fucking say "stimulating" ever again.
Animekitty93: DanielJGrouse No that would be called good game play
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff or you know, anything :P
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Baby steps.
Animekitty93: red_shoes_jeff Into a 50ft pit
asthanius: Wow, the phrase "Maybe I should say something like..." is one of the most Japanese phrases in media
Earthenone: Kitty!
Freshly_Toasted: Cat lady!
Alahmnat: I mean, she still hardly knows left from right
wildpeaks: meow llaRiki
wildpeaks: gesundheit x 3
Mangledpixel: bless you
Animekitty93: Gesundheit
stevestein: Kathleen is literally allergic to awful dialogue
Animekitty93: ^
asthanius: Welp, we're gonna get kidnapped while we're alone in another familigia's territory, aren't we?
accountmadeforants: Maybe Pashet is telling them off... please
red_shoes_jeff: PERSONAL SPACE, AXEL.
Freshly_Toasted: A grand enigma to the gennys among us (gennies?)
TXC2: Gennpodes
asthanius: oh god it's the new years episode
the_number_two2: Genii
Stellapacifica: Or, y'know, clouds. Like every year
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh my I thought we were done with this...
PrinceXPhantom: thats the laziest name for that festival possible
JLHonors: Genny: What are clooouds?
stevestein: It's okay, there's a recovery festival next weekend
Animekitty93: katesLol
red_shoes_jeff: Aren't yu his BOSS?
TXC2: we're having a festival, for tomorrow, we festival
truediamondback: This game isn't just bad, it's also really boring.
Sarah_Serinde: Caramia, you literally run the family. You could defy him. He's a dick
adi_pie: There's something to this guy.
adi_pie: I 100% don't believe he can't defy Kyrie.
red_shoes_jeff: For bangin'
TXC2: Kyrie MUST have blackmail stuff on EVERYONE
Animekitty93: ugggghhhh
aussie_rob_w: Kyrie seems like the kind of guy that would do that.
Earthenone: remember that time someone was trying to kill you? then you were treated as porperty? is that thread anywhere?
asthanius: Ming
adi_pie: Murdering
accountmadeforants: Mumbling
stevestein: Mating?
odi_odi: Ming dynasty?
Earthenone: Ming
wildpeaks: Mustaching
PrinceXPhantom: marching?
red_shoes_jeff: MAIMING!
Angnor33: masticating
stevestein: Mining!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh steak
Freshly_Toasted: Murdering
wicker_knight: Mango Throwing lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Sigh
TXC2: Mudering?
accountmadeforants: Aw, I was hoping for Mango Throwing
ArcOfTheConclave: murdering you
Rhynerd: Mustering.
Earthenone: the gathering? are we going down the juggalo rute?
asthanius: "I wish I had average social intelligence"
stevestein: "Magic the Gathering" starts with M and ends with "ing"
demondrinkingtea: i am very confused
Animekitty93: demondrinkingtea We all are
MalBeam: Meteor: Shower Gathering is my favourite card game
Sarah_Serinde: Why would anyone not give her info, that doesn't sound like a think they'd do
Freshly_Toasted: Cthulhu cult ending here we come
Sarah_Serinde: *thing
PrinceXPhantom: so, just like any other shooting star?
demondrinkingtea: all i see is Kathleen mocking the shit out of this game
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Kyire messing with me again?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wish for this game to be over. lol
Animekitty93: ^
asthanius: I mean, you'd know if the wishes came true just by wishing.
wildpeaks: oh for fuck sake
red_shoes_jeff: god dammit game
the_number_two2: REALLY
Dared00: UUUUUGH
Animekitty93: BOOOOO
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
ManaIishi: lrrWOW
Hot_Leather_Daddy: better dialogue
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF this!
Rhynerd: Another for the list.
Animekitty93: Yes Animal Crossing! A far superior game!
PrinceXPhantom: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Oh man Animal Crossing is coming
Sarah_Serinde: I keep forgetting that
Angnor33: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: I'm gonna need that
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Angnor33: I'm down for Kathleen re-writes the World!
Mangledpixel: ha
adi_pie: I'd say fairly good.... for Japan.
DanielJGrouse: I like this new dialogue way better
wildpeaks: 10/10 much better dialog
wicker_knight: it true lrrAWW
truediamondback: @freshly_toasted that is literally the only thing that could make this games ending satisfying.
JLHonors: 2019 is waiting around the corner, with a baseball bat and a grudge.
adi_pie: 2022 for the US.
TXC2: I wish we could clip this whole thing :P
Animekitty93: katesLol katesLol
PrinceXPhantom: just keep doing this, its way more entertaining
adi_pie: 2030 for Europe
Koios7: Is this legitimately bad character design, or just poor writing for something genuine?
stevestein: Shoot with what? Like, a shotgun?
wicker_knight: @Koios7 both
ArcOfTheConclave: @Koios7 both
Animekitty93: Can we just have Kathleen change all the dialoge :D
Freshly_Toasted: @truediamondback while it would be fantastical I would settle for a single heartwarming moment with pashet
Hot_Leather_Daddy: that was great~
Animekitty93: Wow this game is laaaaazy
Earthenone: game, you are skipping the plot again
asthanius: It's so easy to make a dark background with some stars!
stevestein: Remember at the end of 2017 when we were like "thank god that's over"? Yeah.
DanielJGrouse: no, we only get all the bad stuff in between the "interesting" events
Rhynerd: Yeah, actually attending the festival would have been interesting.
the_number_two2: so far, it has skipped TWO plot points?
ArcOfTheConclave: Game! stop skiping scenes!
Rhynerd: Maybe even giving us a chance to make a wish?
Animekitty93: red_shoes_jeff katesHug2
TXC2: look, this game only has so many background pictures
PrinceXPhantom: wait what? they hype up a huge festival and then never actually see it? imagine if Persona 5 did that!
MalBeam: really. we don't make a wish like 'i wish [person x] likes me' in a DATING SIM
truediamondback: So after this can we play a santa dating game.
Earthenone: imagine if doki doki literature club did that
the_number_two2: Then it wouldn't be DDLC
Freshly_Toasted: Why do they hype the actual kinda sort of good things and then never actually capitalise on it? This is maddening
Alahmnat: this isn't even a case of "tell don't show"
PrinceXPhantom: i feel like we are only playing through only the least interesting parts of this girl's life
Freshly_Toasted: Maddening... there is a cthulhu ending!
Xed_Regulus: Happy Friday!
DanielJGrouse: hopefully not that far
demondrinkingtea: wait this is a dating game?
demondrinkingtea: how?
devil_dan: !next
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Sarah_Serinde: I hope you have a good game for the next Now Kiss stream, you've earned it :P
wicker_knight: @demondrinkingtea I wish we had an answer for you
TXC2: demondrinkingtea Gods know
the_number_two2: Alahmnat no this is foreshadow don't fulfill
stevestein: Is there, like, a game part to this game, or is it all just clicking through dialogue?
Earthenone: k.
Animekitty93: stevestein clicking mostly
Rhynerd: You occasionally choose dialogue options.
TXC2: it's a dating game, it's ALL dialogue
Rhynerd: like there.
Sarah_Serinde: We've had some dialogue choices and we've gotten to choose who we hang out yet...but for some reason we haven't gotten that choice in a while
wildpeaks: clicking and facepalming
NojhLivic: stevestein There are dialog choises and "story" paths. It's not a complete visual novel
stevestein: Oh wait, a choice! It's so interactive!
red_shoes_jeff: STOP that!
Sarah_Serinde: Possibly we're close to the end and locked in now?
TXC2: is...is he POSING us?!
fiftymcnasty: This game is butts
the_number_two2: TXC2 the difference is whether that dialogue is GOOD or not
Animekitty93: FUCK YOU KYRIE
wicker_knight: @stevestein there's the appearance of dialogue choices, and you can occassionally choose who to have a scene with, but it's been pretty unclear what the impact is
Rhynerd: yeah, shouldn’t we have had a chance to meet with Pashet one more time?
DKS04Saturn: OMG!
devil_dan: Wow, Kathleen salt.
Theycallmejokke: :D
Angnor33: So good.
PrinceXPhantom: lrrDARK
dougma: Kathleen is the only thing making this bearable....
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Animekitty93: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Angnor33: lrrDARK
Stellapacifica: Kyrie confirmed for piece of shit
Freshly_Toasted: Genny may be a bloody husk of idiocy but you can't just pose her like a damn mannequin!
red_shoes_jeff: Can we give Kyrie to Sephiroth?
asthanius: I want to stab this man in the face
the_number_two2: Kyrie you piece of shit
Alahmnat: put kyrie on a pike
the_number_two2: Kyrie on a pyrie
Earthenone: sephiroth might be dead for all we know
Freshly_Toasted: 'difficult'
DanielJGrouse: how did nobody wish for Kyrie to die during the festival?
TXC2: the_number_two2 good one
GDwarf: *Everyone* in the *entire city* hates Kyrie *except us*, and we keep *not taking the hint*.
asthanius: @DanielJGrouse Kyrie wished for nobody's wishes to come true
ManaIishi: feed him to a woodchipper, feet first
red_shoes_jeff: Yes! A KYRIE PYRIE! Love it!
the_number_two2: @TXC2 eyyyy
PrinceXPhantom: oh look, the same background again
GDwarf: Like, people have repeatedly outright stated that he's terrible to us, and we don't seem to get it
wildpeaks: I guess we're already locked into a route now
Animekitty93: Please game, Pashet is soooo superior to this bullshit
stevestein: I kind of want to create a dating sim that is basically this game, but then right before the end, Kathleen comes out of nowhere and screams "NO! These people are treating you like crap! Run away!" And then you click "run away" and win the game.
accountmadeforants: You may have needed to pick Pashet every week to get more content?
devil_dan: @asthanius His face is very stabable.
the_number_two2: PrinceXPhantom but it's redder now so it's LATER
Freshly_Toasted: Next week's festival, burning a massive wood effigy of kyrie, but kyrie is actually nailed to the front
TXC2: I'm starting to think this part of the game may have been rushed
red_shoes_jeff: Reasonable response.
Animekitty93: I mean you did eat someone else's food without asking
red_shoes_jeff: Who are YOU!?!
stevestein: Nameless woman!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ArcOfTheConclave nods along
demondrinkingtea: who are all these people with zero character
Animekitty93: Who are you??
Stellapacifica: This game needs to end soon, I've watched less than an hour and I'm super tired of it already
asthanius: WHAT AGE
MalBeam: thanks, nameless woman
PrinceXPhantom: jeez, personal space!
wildpeaks: the inquisitive age
Stellapacifica: Not that I'll stop, of course
the_number_two2: AAA
devil_dan: The Age of Glory
Stellapacifica: They're vampires?
demondrinkingtea: wait what
asthanius: 10,000 year old myth dragon
accountmadeforants: Ah, that explains why most of you are so backwards
wildpeaks: definitely vampires
red_shoes_jeff: "Like, FIFTY!"
demondrinkingtea: excuse me what the fuck
adi_pie: Was Caramia supposed to be Cowardly Lion?
the_number_two2: OLD MAN
devil_dan: Are you a vampire, old man?
stevestein: Woman was totally more interested in Genny than Caramia
TXC2: adi_pie I think so yes
adi_pie: I did not read that as dandy
Cavalrywolfpack: what are these dialogue options
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
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thegreatwyrdling: Wow this game.
TXC2: this game doesn't seem to understand the themes of the wizard of Oz
asthanius: Isn't it a gay slur?
accountmadeforants: Dandy is just a good looking old man, no?
MalBeam: he's a dandygeek
red_shoes_jeff: A dandy is an absudrly fashionable man.
offbeatwitch: kathleen have you been sufficiently haunted by the forgot to tweet ghost
wicker_knight: it's an older term for a very fashion conscious person
GDwarf: A "dandy" is a man who cares about his appearance and dresses up, usually.
demondrinkingtea: wait this is based on the wizard of oz?!?
Freshly_Toasted: Dandy is an eccentric old man, right?
Robot_Bones: a dandy guy. IN. SPACE.
mtvcdm: As in 'DandyGeek'
Animekitty93: The arching story for this shit show is so weird, the long age thing is just the tip of the iceberg
wicker_knight: in this case, it's probably calling him effeminate, to be fair
stevestein: Is there like an escape hatch or safe word if Kathleen can't take this anymore? I'm starting to get worried
adi_pie: So, you know, like Ben. :P
TXC2: Dandy, like dapper
Earthenone: you know a DandyGeek, to use as an example
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Animekitty93: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Sarah_Serinde: stevestein It's her show, she can choose to stop if she wants
Mangledpixel: it's also the name for a small boat, but that's probably less relevant
wildpeaks: and relative dimensions ?
the_number_two2: @Mangledpixel No that has to be it
stevestein: @Sarah_Serinde I'm worried that she's going to sacrifice her sanity for us.
red_shoes_jeff: "Nobody does."
Sarah_Serinde: No, why would anyone explain anything to us
Sarah_Serinde: stevestein I'm sure she's fine :)
devil_dan: Vampires. Totally vampires.
Rhynerd: “You think he’d start doing that now?”
demondrinkingtea: how old is Genny supposed to be here?
TXC2: demondrinkingtea over 18
the_number_two2: Wampires... why is it always wampires...
Earthenone: im going to guess 15. 18 in the usa
wildpeaks: she is head-injury years old
Freshly_Toasted: Probably related to the weird tower in the centre of town
offbeatwitch: REAL close to the camera, there
stevestein: He sets his hand on his knee, which appears to be also his chin
wildpeaks: personal space, Kyrie
Animekitty93: Let's never meet Dorian ever again
TXC2: FUCK, we can't Kyire
Styxseus: DR. Robin Hood? What the.. Names.
asthanius: Telomeres, usually
devil_dan: Let's put that to the test.
demondrinkingtea: cuz people stab them
adi_pie: People die when they are killed.
ManaIishi: Wait, isn't this basically the end of neuromancer?
PrinceXPhantom: i mean, you can give an answer to that.
GDwarf: So, they did actually say "it's not like you'll die" to Axel a few times, but Genny, of course, never followed up on these blatant statements that something weird was going on. Blargh.
offbeatwitch: so how complicated is the lore of this game
stevestein: People die to escape the awful universe this game takes place in
offbeatwitch: I haven't been watching
Stellapacifica: Good old supernatural protection racket
demondrinkingtea: eat the rich!
red_shoes_jeff: Because their fucking cells break down over time, Kyrie! Read a goddamn book, you degenerate.
the_number_two2: Just like us
TXC2: i dont know, Cancer, diseases, congenital heart defects ?
Robot_Bones: Kathleen, you are the best
offbeatwitch: how many times did she say "not normal"
Sarah_Serinde: Not normal? YOU DON'T SAY
DanielJGrouse: well, no, Kyrie definitely isn't like normal people
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Theycallmejokke: Eat the rich!
devil_dan: There can be only one.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
demondrinkingtea: eat the rich!
accountmadeforants: What if everyone decided to become a sovereign citizen? What then Kyrie?
asthanius: I bet if we cooked and ate Kyrie he'd die
Freshly_Toasted: He also said they don't change, maybe it's a frozen state thing? Kind of like how heidi complained about... her current state and how she couldn't change?
PrinceXPhantom: honestly if this game just became a politcal drama i would be far more interested
red_shoes_jeff: Eat the Undying Rich! IT'S THE PERFECT SYSTEM!
DanielJGrouse: I mean, if the rich are immortal, does that make them a sustainable source of nutrition?
Sarah_Serinde: Kyrier explicitly told you Axel was one of them
Sarah_Serinde: Keep up, Genny
Animekitty93: I don't think I'm alone in saying that you can totally move on from this game whenever you want, your suffering is not more important than our entertainment. Just putting that out there
accountmadeforants: Eating the rich might actually make sense here. An infinite supply of food!
wicker_knight: Oh, a plot twist
the_number_two2: Can we modify Dwight's horse-patty machine to work on these fools?
red_shoes_jeff: @accountmadeforants It perfect system!
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen has the power to stop playing something if she decides she doesn't want to :)
Earthenone: why did it gloss over its own BUSSING PLOT
Rhynerd: Would you still suffer some of the health issues of cannibalism if the rich in question are immortal?
Stellapacifica: They didn't feel like drawing shooting stars?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
wicker_knight: @Rhynerd I'm sure proper preparation could deal with that
wicker_knight: yes, all the time
the_number_two2: YES
Hot_Leather_Daddy: all the time
asthanius: I'd like to be immortal and eternally young
TXC2: I'm pretty sure Torchwood did an episode on poeple using meat from an alien that regrows quickly
PrinceXPhantom: yes actually. being an eagle would be baller
Katten_Rastyr: What's good nerds? Merry Beej-Mas!
TXC2: hello Katten_Rastyr welcome
Animekitty93: Your not wrong
wicker_knight: nah Kathleen, it's just the option that avoids giving her agency lrrAWW
Freshly_Toasted: Probably the tower
accountmadeforants: Anyway, remember when Robin Hood said he'd die if he jumped off a cliff? We should find that cliff.
GDwarf: Imprisoning immortals with a propensity to use hand grenades in melee combat seems tricky
red_shoes_jeff: KNOCK DOWN THEIR IVORY(?) TOWER!
offbeatwitch: kathleen looks very done with this game
Cavalrywolfpack: I had you almost say "overthrow the meana of seduction"
Freshly_Toasted: Hansel and Gretel have 'nades. Give them something to blow up!
thundershot879: if they are immortal just trap them in massive blocks of lead for all eternity
Cavalrywolfpack: i was very comfused
the_number_two2: Dinner?
Stellapacifica: Or you could go all JoJo on them and trap them in concrete under the ocean for a few millenia. Also I may be taking liberties with that plot but so did the writer so
Talin06: encase them in concrete ?
devil_dan: Is there a scarecrow, tin man and lion?
wicker_knight: Scarlet's sudden concern for the civilian bystander makes more sense now
Animekitty93: ooooh we could encase them in carbonite Jabba the Hut style
NojhLivic: Hmm. A social reform simulator... so Detroit: Become Human?
wicker_knight: @Stellapacifica close enough
MalBeam: yes, the lives of the upper class is different than the rest. let's push that metaphor to the extreme by making them immortal and not telling the player about our worldbuilding premise until the end
asthanius: She doesn't have to eat it all, though. That's how buffets work
red_shoes_jeff: the... FOUR of you?
thundershot879: @stellapacifica why concrete just surround them in molten lead and let it harden then bury it deep in the earth
the_number_two2: @red_shoes_jeff maybe Genny?
Stellapacifica: @thundershot879 I like how you think
TXC2: Self care is important
the_number_two2: Otherwise, you turn into Kyrie
the_number_two2: And nobody wants that!
Animekitty93: No amount of mental health days would make Kyrie a more likeable person
thundershot879: immortality only means you cant die not that you cant suffer in an eternal prison!!
Katten_Rastyr: cirLewd
wildpeaks: he was decorating the christmas tree, beej style
the_number_two2: @thundershot879 like this game?
Animekitty93: FUCK KYRIE
accountmadeforants: Threw it on the ground! Maaaannnnn
Freshly_Toasted: come on game...
Theycallmejokke: Will Kathleen be playing that game Jacob and Graham voiced when it comes out? Or is that odd.
thundershot879: @the_number_two2 EXACTLY!
Animekitty93: Theycallmejokke Oh they're totally going to play it!
Theycallmejokke: Nice!
Earthenone: they will play it in febuaray
Theycallmejokke: Thanks chat :D
red_shoes_jeff: So, can we turn ourselves over to Wolf Bloke, or what?
TXC2: they dont age, what the fuck is there to get?
DanielJGrouse: I think the biggest issue with all the terrible stuff in this game is that you don't get the agency to decide how you react to it
ManaIishi: well, this game seems to be helping my mood, in as much as anger is better than crushing depression
wildpeaks: I bet it's intentional to make us play the other routes
Freshly_Toasted: Game please
PrinceXPhantom: maybe if we let them bite us, we become immortal too. they do look like they have fangs
accountmadeforants: Oh good thing the director reeled the writers in, almost went in an interesting direction there
Stellapacifica: Some points of the worldbuilding here are very salvageable. For example, I would love a game about overthrowing the immortal bourgoisie
Animekitty93: katesHug ManaIishi katesHug2
wicker_knight: @ManaIishi "I feel...rage." "I Feel Rage!" "RAAAAGE!!!!" lrrAWESOME
Mangledpixel: Me too. This, I feel, is not that game.
the_number_two2: @accountmadeforants Yeah it genuinely feels like there was alot of restriction
Earthenone: combat lesbians overthrow the bourgoisie
truediamondback: And then the elder gods rose up and demanded that the immortal sacrifice they had aged for there flavor be thrown down there gaping maws.
the_number_two2: Earthenone that's all I want out of life
Stellapacifica: Feeling something is better than nothing, generally
thundershot879: throw them into the sea!!
Stellapacifica: @Earthenone heck yes please
thundershot879: seas the means of production!
GDwarf: I think the three biggest pain points for me are Genny's lack of agency or curiosity, Kyrie's whole thing, and the fat jokes. Cut those and, like, 80% of the problems would be gone.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
wicker_knight: @GDwarf especially if they got replaced with, like, more timely worldbuilding
ManaIishi: @GDwarf I mean, that's a large chunk of the game
DanielJGrouse: yeah, if Genny could respond with "wow, Kyrie is a dick", it would be slightly better
Sarah_Serinde: That first one is a pretty big part of the game though...
the_number_two2: Well, cut out those and add in a plot?
GDwarf: Heh
TXC2: oh theres plot, we just never get to see it
Katten_Rastyr: What even is this game, these guys seem to be dicks, do we want to even kiss them? cirPls
the_number_two2: Fair
Animekitty93: There is a plot, it's just buried under sooo much useless fluff
accountmadeforants: I imagine the plot requires exploring all the routes and reading a lot of wiki pages
Stellapacifica: Oooh working title: Seas: The Means of Production. It's an economy simulator based on socialism and fishing minigames
wicker_knight: a plot that was "we're playing a person who needs to heal and is being treated with eggshells" could be frustrating but also interesting
PrinceXPhantom: we left the plot back at the meteor festtival
TXC2: Katten_Rastyr we're gonna kiss the cat lady
Sarah_Serinde: Stellapacifica lrrWOW benginPun
Stellapacifica: Date a variety of cute fishmen!
asthanius: The revolution starts with mer-people who are fighting against pollution
devil_dan: Date a variety of fish.
Stellapacifica: @Sarah_Serinde love you too
ArcOfTheConclave: Cute fish revolutionaries?
wildpeaks: :D
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Mangledpixel: or you date the bourgousie as a ruse to get close to them to assasinate them
Earthenone: oh right Puck Boys
red_shoes_jeff: DESERT BUS wasa Desert Bus fever-dream.
TXC2: a game where you choose between Lenin and Trotsky ?
MalBeam: like, if Hilda is immortal like the others and is unable to change her appearance, then her wish takes an air of tragedy that of course this game won't engage with
Katten_Rastyr: TXC2 That seems like a good idea, she has cats!
wicker_knight: a few of them seem nice so you can try to date them for real, but trying to makes you drop your guard and there's a bad end when they betray you
the_number_two2: That sounds amazing Kathleen... will Gritty be a character??
Freshly_Toasted: Oh sweet, plot
TXC2: Katten_Rastyr no, she IS a cat
Sarah_Serinde: Can we join Pashet's family instead
truediamondback: Bye all had all the trash I can take in one dose.
adi_pie: I gotta say, your "Huh"s are almost single-handedly sustaining me through this, Kathleen.
the_number_two2: Bye truediamondback!
accountmadeforants: I wanna be Genny Boots instead. Goots.
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PrinceXPhantom: a "dating" game about being a spy with the goal of getting close enough to assassinate people in power could be done well
Rhynerd: @the_number_two2 Gritty was planned to be a major character in the DB discussion.
Freshly_Toasted: Goots route hype?
Sarah_Serinde: """"All""""
wicker_knight: I feel like we pushed really hard to join familgia boots.
TXC2: Gritty is the protag in Puck bois
Animekitty93: No please, I'd like to be apart of Familia Boots
Katten_Rastyr: TXC2 Wait what?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I had to step away.. what did we wish for at the new years festival?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes Kyrie is just so kind
the_number_two2: @Rhynerd Ok, this game sounds amazing!
ContingentCat: Would that mean becoming immortal? With these shits that sounds like hell.
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde ""Kind""
GDwarf: Here, at the end, Genny gains a personality
the_number_two2: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Well, they skipped it, soooo
PrinceXPhantom: "who am i and why do i never think for myself?"
stevestein: @Sarah_Serinde Kyrie is definitely *a* kind...
red_shoes_jeff: OH! HI THERE, PLOT! Glad you could join us AT LONG LAST!
Dared00: @Bobtheninjagoldfish nothing, the game timeskipped it
the_number_two2: OHHH a new setting?
GDwarf: I...guess the first time through is maybe supposed to be like a prologue, in a way? A...12 hour prologue.
Freshly_Toasted: Wow this part's kinda good?
thundershot879: plot?!
MalBeam: why do i have standard protagonist amnesia?
the_number_two2: awww
ManaIishi: with what, an hour to go?
Mangledpixel: in b4 she decides not to pursue this fully
accountmadeforants: Now we go to the doctor for our BRAIN INJURIES? Finally?
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen pls :D
TXC2: the callbacks!
Animekitty93: I should go watch the vods for that game :D
the_number_two2: Reanimate the dead... reanimate their dicks...
PrinceXPhantom: doctor crow? with a plague doctor mask? AKECHI?!
stevestein: Genny, do you remember anything from AFTER you lost your memories?
TehAmelie: hey, remember that Frankenstein game? that was fun
ManaIishi: Somehow conceal the fact that I'm a fucking SITH LORD
TXC2: PrinceXPhantom his name is Robin......GET IT!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so she's a sleeper agent?
Earthenone: he also has a hood
Theycallmejokke: :D
control_rig: That WOULD explain things
PrinceXPhantom: as much as i wish he was a reference to P5, that would be giving this game too much credit
NojhLivic: Oh no really?
Animekitty93: Lol
wicker_knight: is Genny Galatea?
adi_pie: A Dumb-unculus, if you will.
Freshly_Toasted: Homunculus ending would be pretty funky
thundershot879: that wouldnt be a bad plot twist
devil_dan: How does one find out if they are immortal?
the_number_two2: Adi_pie eyyyy
NojhLivic: You're literally born to date these asses?
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Hit her on the head a few times either she will remember or at the very least stop asking :D
stevestein: People who can run can't possibly have brain damage
TXC2: fun story: Brains dont really heal
the_number_two2: Because CNS?
wildpeaks: they have magic in this land, so maybe a twist on pinnochio
asthanius: Brains re-form connections, but they don't exactly undo injury
GDwarf: Amnesia apparently does tend to go away with time
TXC2: GDwarf no that hangovers Kappa
the_number_two2: Huh, cool
Mangledpixel: both familiar and familigia
accountmadeforants: There are people who basically have only half a working brain and are mostly fine
odi_odi: bared his "sword"
Earthenone: remember that iconic scene?
Animekitty93: I didn't know that about Amnesia
thundershot879: there is that famous case with the guy with the metal pole through his head
Katten_Rastyr: Ew
TXC2: thundershot879 Phinus Gage
thundershot879: yes!
Animekitty93: lrrWOW
Stellapacifica: My mother in law has a brain atrophy thing and she has short term memory issues. Hopefully it leaves the long term alone...
Katten_Rastyr: Foreshadowing :V
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Sarah_Serinde: Stellapacifica lrrHEART
ArcOfTheConclave: inb4 she gets attacted again
Stellapacifica: lrrHEART
TXC2: Stellapacifica heres hoping lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: What if... she's an alien?
asthanius: i swear to fucking god
Mangledpixel: "It's almost like I'm some sort of... fictional character!"
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stevestein: Look Genny, Buffy needed a sister and so we just created you, okay?
TXC2: in before someone wished her into exsistance
thundershot879: its almost like she is a player character!
Stellapacifica: If she's not sure how old she is she has much bigger problems than dating
devil_dan: Does she have any skills?
wicker_knight: naivette
FireFlower18: any characteristics would make this game... I can't even finish
TXC2: Hello wiggins welcome
Sarah_Serinde: wiggins We're trying so hard to finish it :D
accountmadeforants: Okay, now play the role of caesar. Grab two swords and kool-aid man yourself through the wall.
wicker_knight: supposedly we're close to done @wiggins
Animekitty93: Hey Matt
thundershot879: welcome to our eternal prison!!
Stellapacifica: o/ Matt
ManaIishi: lrrFRUMP
adi_pie: Hello, Matt. Welcome to ....this.
Rhynerd: Hi Matt! A plot is finally happening.
wildpeaks: hey Matt, stay and suffer this game with us
Mangledpixel: I doubt we're actually gonna get answers any time soon
wiggins: hi everyone
PrinceXPhantom: "no, i thought for myself for once"
the_number_two2: Was it all A DREAM?!
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
Theycallmejokke: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Katten_Rastyr: cirLaugh
manfred909: lrrDARK
thundershot879: lrrDARK
accountmadeforants: Don't crush my ambition bud
Animekitty93: katesLol
TXC2: Fuck you Caramia
Animekitty93: Ok wow fuck you Caramia
thundershot879: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT possessions?
MalBeam: social commentary
TXC2: becuase of course theres slums
Katten_Rastyr: I think he's supposed to be playfully teasing but... it's not working?
devil_dan: They don't call it Crime Alley for nothing.
Sarah_Serinde: "Life doesn't hold much value to those people who aren't immortal"
thundershot879: eat the rich!!
wildpeaks: why doesn't anyone assume she's from the slums ?
ContingentCat: because they're terrible people?
the_number_two2: Listen, crime alley... STOP FUCKING CRIMING
stevestein: It's okay, though, Caramia is a hero who has stepped in to save this damsel from the non-threat she's facing
Sarah_Serinde: I...would be pretty surprised if this game had *any* amount of social commentary
accountmadeforants: Ah, I see now. Genny is a sleeper agent from the slums, sent to infiltrate the Bourgeoisie.
Rhynerd: Honestly, it’s kind of surprising this game is trying to have a plot now.
Animekitty93: Sarah_Serinde Reading the wiki does not give me that impression in the slightest
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 I am shocked
Rhynerd: i would not be surprised if an important bit of it just got skipped over.
stevestein: Glad we could get through this important paper-in-hair plot
wildpeaks: I sure hope the paper is a clue at least
adi_pie: Mean is a word we could use, yes.
Stellapacifica: We spend 10 minutes on "she's got stuff in her hair" but not one second on the giant meteor shower wish ceremony thing
adi_pie: It's not the correct one, but sure.
TXC2: I reckon a lot of these scenes were written be someone who had to much creative control
stevestein: This wasn't an interesting story the first time, it's even less so that it's being retold
Animekitty93: It's not a bad idea, fuck!
asthanius: Memories are associated with locations. It's a good fucking idea
TXC2: so are we recaping a thing THAT JUST HAPPEND?
the_number_two2: Fuck off Kyrie
Sarah_Serinde: Why do we want to join this family again?
ContingentCat: yeah it's a pretty reasonable thing to try and at least harmless
Dared00: this game has more recaps than WWE Raw
asthanius: Was there seriously nothing on the paper?
red_shoes_jeff: there MUST be a plot in here somewhere, I'm sure of it!
Animekitty93: You've tried 2 things, that's not everything!!!
stevestein: Give up on these people, Genny
Heoric_aka_Bertious: She should forget about remembering what she forgot.
Sarah_Serinde: I guess the paper was just an excuse to make fun of her again
GDwarf: Oh, there's definitely a plot here. There was a bunch of stuff set up in the first episode that hasn't been touched on *at all* since
adi_pie: The paper said "Buy more sugar"
Sarah_Serinde: Because that's good story
Earthenone: was it instuctions on how to infiltrate the bougoise?
TXC2: Animekitty93 "we've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas>"
the_number_two2: Was the paper literally just a way for them to get from "Dinner" to "alley" ?
Animekitty93: lrrEFF
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like a good present :D
Katten_Rastyr: Huzzah!
Animekitty93: Yay! Fuck this game!
the_number_two2: :)
the_number_two2: It's DEAD
Rhynerd: And maybe also uninstalling it on stream?
accountmadeforants: So apparently there's also an "April Fool's" version of this game where you're taken in by the Grimm family instead. (So with Scarlet and Hansel and Gretel) Which honestly sounds better.
Sarah_Serinde: Rhynerd Ooh, satisfying
the_number_two2: Yes Rhynerd
TXC2: accountmadeforants fuck why aren;t we playing that version?
red_shoes_jeff: POKE IT WITH A STICK
the_number_two2: Deadman McPlotperson
Animekitty93: red_shoes_jeff YES
devil_dan: I was hoping it would be an exactly identical girl.
red_shoes_jeff: I WAS JOKING1
PrinceXPhantom: oh boy, plot!
Katten_Rastyr: Whack the nerd cirLaugh
red_shoes_jeff: !
Earthenone: poke the dead body with a stick
stevestein: @red_shoes_jeff LOL!
the_number_two2: @red_shoes_jeff AAAA
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 I don't think it has an English translation, unfortunately. http://ozmafia.com/grimm/
adi_pie: "poked him with it" Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You okay? Is this bugging you?
TXC2: accountmadeforants darn
red_shoes_jeff: lrrAWESOME Good Lord!
adi_pie: Just spin him like a log.
the_number_two2: Head bonks down stairs*
GDwarf: In fairness, people way a *lot*, and are very difficult to carry
GDwarf: *weigh, even
devil_dan: Disposing of a body? I've got you.
adi_pie: I mean, it wasn't your personality that we came to you for, Soh.
Iraeda: dead weight makes them even worse =/
Heoric_aka_Bertious: She needs help to pick up a strange man in an alley? :P
Riandisa: Maybe take to a doctor?
TXC2: there is a trick to carrying a dead body....... I mean a person >.>
mugsi_: People be floppin’
Animekitty93: The doctor?!
the_number_two2: Yes because we hate those fuckers
red_shoes_jeff: How about THE DOCTOR!
KV1NN4: SHES NOT A TOWEN PERSON why did you help HER?!
Stellapacifica: Call for emergency services?
CataclysmicReverb: Does this place have a doctor?
KV1NN4: aaaghgh
PrinceXPhantom: what time period is this set in?
Rhynerd: Did these two people forget the Doctor exists?
GDwarf: Take him to the nearby church and then summon the doctor probably makes the most sense
Katten_Rastyr: No, we have to pray for this man you see :V
adi_pie: That's preposterous, Kathleen. We don't know any doctor. We haven't seen him in a whole 5 minutes, Genny has forgotten already.
Stellapacifica: Instead of moving someone who might have a neck injury?
wicker_knight: @CataclysmicReverb it does, we even tried and failed to date them
TXC2: CataclysmicReverb Robin Hood is the Doctor
ArcOfTheConclave: the prostitute's church?
red_shoes_jeff: Ah yes, the Plot Ignoring Chimes.
GDwarf: PrinceXPhantom Not clear, a fictional timeline post-indoor-plumbing but apparently pre-electricity
accountmadeforants: They also made a prequel (again for April Fool's, because apparently Japan just does fun things then?) last year, where you play a witch and just screw around: https://vndb.org/v21095
Earthenone: ohh right the minister/brotherl owner
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, we're staying with this one? really?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PrinceXPhantom: ok, then they should definiftely have doctors
Theycallmejokke: A pyrat!
Dared00: oooooh
asthanius: holy shit
adi_pie: Good morning, Bishi-kun
TXC2: the Pirate king!
Katten_Rastyr: Does Genny not have object permanence or something?
TemporallyAwry: It's the Cat.
ContingentCat: That's not how that works!
MalBeam: he has an eyepatch, he must be hot
the_number_two2: wat
Sarah_Serinde: Who are you calling gigantic?
KV1NN4: 8i thoguht the text described his hair as long?
cuttlebranch: I want a super of Kathleen yelling and ranting at the game.
Animekitty93: David Bowie?
red_shoes_jeff: Why does his eyepatch have a piercing?
GDwarf: Sudden plot continues to astonish everyone
the_number_two2: @KV1NN4 this is a differet boi
cuttlebranch: *supercut.
the_number_two2: *different
Dared00: He died. Arc over.
Under_5core: Well, eye was closed.
CataclysmicReverb: When you have to wear an eyepatch, you gotta wear one you like
DKS04Saturn: I also thought that :s
ManaIishi: I'm scream-laughing like Alex now :D
devil_dan: Maybe the piercing is the reason why he has an eye patch.
red_shoes_jeff: I'm famous!
Animekitty93: Ok got to duck out chat. Hope you all live through this nonsense
TXC2: Fuck this game
wildpeaks: and they're still not getting the doctor ?
the_number_two2: Wait, that was the same person?!?!
Sarah_Serinde: Animekitty93 slytqHi
fiftymcnasty: Dont worry this game will never end
wicker_knight: @Animekitty93 we will try
MalBeam: is he the cute revolutionary who seduce us away from the ruling class's clutches
Stellapacifica: Cheers Animekitty93
TXC2: so long Animekitty93 have fun
NojhLivic: No more flirting in the dating game! ;)
the_number_two2: Bye Animekitty!
Iraeda: maybe the game is about dating the plot? WILL IT GIVE US MORE?? WILL IT PULL AWAY?!
v_nome: So I've been here for a while and... when was the last time we made a decision and not just clicked through?
Katten_Rastyr: cirLaugh
adi_pie: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Stop flirting with having a plot!
LRRbot: New quote #5636: "Stop flirting with having a plot!" —Kathleen [2018-12-21]
asthanius: That's not even a V, that's a canyon
NojhLivic: What are the chances we'll have a wedding in this church now that it's been introduced.
TXC2: #DeepV
Under_5core: That is not appropriate Church attire, sir
JawesomeNW: H&M Deepest V
Mangledpixel: Maximum deep V
TemporallyAwry: Is that a deep V - or just high pants?
sivakrytos: there's no shirt there
KV1NN4: the V stands for VALLEY
the_number_two2: @Under_5core His Sunday Best
Stellapacifica: thats not a V.... or a shirt
MalBeam: deep Vs are IN this year
NojhLivic: So in
TXC2: soooooo in
wicker_knight: @TemporallyAwry that's not even "high pants", that's barely "pants"
adi_pie: "You can't fly without wings" You believe in angels, but not in wingless flight?
the_number_two2: Oh we're purpling now, are we?
TXC2: it;s upto his belly button, that's normal hieght pants
PrinceXPhantom: no shirt and a jacket with a sleeve nearly torn off. classy
Sarah_Serinde: Thank me from a distance!
ContingentCat: I think it's just a weird waistline and no shirt
Dared00: NO
wildpeaks: personal space, dude
the_number_two2: STAHP
MalBeam: can we clear the dialogue box to check out his pants?
devil_dan: I need an adult!
asthanius: she doesn't know what an angel is?
TXC2: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
asthanius: The Pied Piper????
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, come the fuck on! "What's an angel!?"
adi_pie: Is this the Pied {Pi[er?
GDwarf: Hamelin? He's not even remotely pied!
Dared00: dude stooop
adi_pie: Piper*
TXC2: Angels are messengers of God
wildpeaks: well, fuck
Calaveth: Edgelord
ThorSokar: OzMafia: Specifically made to drive you insane
the_number_two2: @TXC2 And spiritual!
wildpeaks: he'll get along great with Kyrie I guess
Stellapacifica: He's icky. I no like
TemporallyAwry: Just stretching out the story by adding new characters I guess.
DanielJGrouse: how are we still meeting new creepy dudes?
TXC2: What if this game's thesis is: all men are bad and will hurt you?
Rhynerd: Ozmafia: where (almost) everyone’s an asshole and nothing happens.
Mangledpixel: I reckon he is the Pied Piper
Stellapacifica: Gotta be, with that name
the_number_two2: Please
ManaIishi: This... this is the worst game I've ever seen
the_number_two2: Although they would probably skip the damn fight
Stellapacifica: @aussie_rob_w you mean a "we're gonna fight!" then fade away to afterwards
ManaIishi: And I've watched every W+P
adi_pie: Wait, is this the missing don from wahtever that famiglia was?
Katten_Rastyr: The Alleyway that attempts to shit out plot cirLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: adi_pie That's what I was wondering
GDwarf: Don't tell the strange edgelord that you have amnesia
red_shoes_jeff: You are ENTIRELY to upfront about... well, anything, really.
TXC2: ManaIishi bold statement
GDwarf: Also, I'm getting an Akio Ohtori aura off of this guy, and that's...that's not a good thing.
adi_pie: He'd fit with the other fairy tales in that one, Sarah_Serinde. So I'm curious.
stevestein: At least with Watch & Play, there are things to watch and things to play.
Sarah_Serinde: Disagree
TXC2: STRONG disagree
ManaIishi: Give me Air Control anyday, fuck
adi_pie: I'm annoyed this game is making me curious to see what is going on.
the_number_two2: @stevestein yeah, usually as shitty as they are, the games have content
Sarah_Serinde: adi_pie This is what wikipedia is for :P
adi_pie: Fair. :P
asthanius: I will mention the strange eyepatch man
dougma: no, no, no, no, NO
stevestein: Lesson: Just agree with what the man is saying. Never consider having your own thoughts
Sarah_Serinde: So much condescension in this game
Sarah_Serinde: So much
the_number_two2: NO
wildpeaks: nopenope
Sarah_Serinde: I do not enjoy being condescended to
red_shoes_jeff: STOP that!
ManaIishi: Wait, did we just hit a fail state?
Sarah_Serinde: Ughhh
the_number_two2: AHHHHHH
stevestein: Yeah, this guy is so virtuous
NimrodXIV: ew ew ew
Stellapacifica: This is major creepy
adi_pie: Can we go back and leave him in the ditch?
DanielJGrouse: can we go hang out with Kyrie instead?
Freshly_Toasted: I've come to back to... greasy eyepatch man
aussie_rob_w: Deeply creepy.
GDwarf: This guy is 100% Akio Ohtori from Utena and that is *not OK*
Katten_Rastyr: cirNo
accountmadeforants: lrrGARBO
Sarah_Serinde: So I know I said I wanted us to join Pashet's family but if this guy is their missing don then nah
ManaIishi: call the police ffs!
PrinceXPhantom: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL personal space is being invaded!
Sarah_Serinde: They sure do
thundershot879: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde we kill him and become there don
ArcOfTheConclave: Preach!
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Perfect
TXC2: *their
accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde He would be Grimm's don. (Scarlet is just the stand-in, remember?)
Sarah_Serinde: Goodbye forever!
stevestein: "Sorry Genny, I have to get back to my PUA meeting"
JawesomeNW: If he winks with an eye patch on, does it have the same effect?
the_number_two2: Can we burn down the church?
wildpeaks: have fun waiting forever, creepy dude
Sarah_Serinde: accountmadeforants Ah I forgot, I thought Pashet was talking about having to do all the work for her family...
the_number_two2: for... fun?
Ladorb: made by the weebs for the weebs
TXC2: the_number_two2 no, that would be a war crime
aussie_rob_w: I had to google Akio Ohtori GDwarf, dear lawwd it's SO NOT GOOD
MalBeam: PUA tip #372: Add a bit of mystery to yourself. Wear an eyepatch
Iraeda: it never ends does it...
Iraeda: D:
Dared00: Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. So bad.
wildpeaks: break time ?
Sarah_Serinde: So...do we just give up in a few minutes and read the wiki?
NimrodXIV: KAthleen. You can stop.
Sarah_Serinde: Yes breaks are good
aussie_rob_w: HAVE break, drink coffee.
PrinceXPhantom: thats fair
devil_dan: Introducing new characters doesn't seem like an end game thing.
the_number_two2: @TXC2 So I suppose gassing him is out of the question too?
TXC2: we will endure together
ContingentCat: We are going to make it through this game if it kills us
ManaIishi: It feels like all the scenes with actual plot were removed at the last second
aussie_rob_w: And then we delete it from the internet. I hope.
stevestein: Can you ... delete it from the internet too?
SerGarretCameron: you even have a break command!
Katten_Rastyr: Delete it from the universe Kathlen, please? cirPls
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
devil_dan: Delete it from the internet. Paul can do that, right?
the_number_two2: @TXC2 And any other means of gruesome murder?
Freshly_Toasted: 4 weeks and sweet pashet ending awaits us!
accountmadeforants: Also because "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" is a Grimm Brothers story...
PrinceXPhantom: time to make some lunch real quick
wildpeaks: this game is the 2018 of dating sims
stevestein: I feel like the Kathleen in the logo is getting sick enjoyment out of torturing Kathleen in real life
the_number_two2: devil_dan nah just delete the internet
TXC2: the_number_two2 yes, basicly dont do a murder in a church
Katten_Rastyr: What a wild ride of absolute ickyness, I'm gonna take a shower cirPls
ManaIishi: Upon reflection, ride to hell retribution might still be worse than this
ManaIishi: but not by much
the_number_two2: @TXC2 What if we destroy the church first?
wildpeaks: why on earth is Kyrie, of all people, the second most popular route on the wiki's poll ? o.O http://ozmafia.wikia.com/wiki/Ozmafia!!_Wiki
Earthenone: i guess negging works
Earthenone smacks head
accountmadeforants: So I found out why the two spin-offs of this game don't have translations: apparently the developers explicitly ask you not to translate it at the start? So good on them for protecting us from more of their garbage, I guess.
Iraeda: maybe he stops being an insufferable prick? :x
ManaIishi: @wildpeaks I mean, everyone's a piece of shit, in for a penny, in for a pound I guess
Freshly_Toasted: I think it's likely a sick curiosity thing
GDwarf: Some people do enjoy unhealthy relationships in fiction, as noted earlier.
wildpeaks: I hope it's because you get to encase him in cement and drop him in the sea, but I highly doubt the game would allow us to do that
TXC2: wildpeaks because theres sadly a lot of vunribal girls who play this game ?
wildpeaks: I have no idea what that word means and I'm now scared to look it up :D
asthanius: vulnerable?
Freshly_Toasted: The music is so tormentingly cute
TXC2: asthanius YES thank you
wildpeaks: oh it was a typo
Ladorb: vulnerable I think is what he meant to say
asthanius: :D no prob
wildpeaks: thanks chat :D
TXC2: yes always assume odd looking words of mine are misspellings
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wildpeaks: noted :D
Ladorb: Also I always assume gender on the internet...
Ladorb: and it's always he
TXC2: no its not, it's they
Ladorb: Are you assuming my assumption? O.o
Stellapacifica: Oh come on
Ladorb: LUL
TXC2: and we're back
wildpeaks: time to finish this
Freshly_Toasted: Time to take this game out behind the barn
JawesomeNW: nog coffee is great, good choice
Stellapacifica: And bury it far under the earth, which deserves better
the_number_two2: I need to try some nog coffee
aussie_rob_w: I've never tried that.
Earthenone: i have water, it is slightly cold, i recomend it highly
aussie_rob_w: What about the egg-nut from that sketch. would that be good
aussie_rob_w: ?
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devil_dan: Now I have to try that.
Stellapacifica: I should try nog coffee, I don't mind the nog itself but it's odd texturewise
Iraeda: oh no.. are we going to visit creepy guy again
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
ManaIishi: I dunno if you'll see this Kathleen, but watching you tear this PoS to shreds is exactly what I need to deal with the angst and depression I've had since I realised I was trans, so thanks lrrDARK
Stellapacifica: Grats on graduating, Contiguouskittycat!
Sarah_Serinde: ManaIishi TransgenderPride
Contiguouskittycat: I do have to go now, but I wanted to drop my sub off here, like some sort of awful daycare.
Earthenone: TransgenderPride
Stellapacifica: lrrHEART Manalishi
ManaIishi: Now, stake this foul thing's heart and end this!
TXC2: ManaIishi lrrHEART
red_shoes_jeff: TransgenderPride
NimrodXIV: TransgenderPride
MalBeam: lrrHEART lrrDARK
AnjaZeta: TransgenderPride
MadAran87: Goodness. That's certainly close.
JawesomeNW: <3
the_number_two2: ugh
MadAran87: Wait, is that the pied piper?
asthanius: @MadAran87 We think so
accountmadeforants: Alright, "fuckface" it is
wildpeaks: I definitely don't trust taht guy
asthanius: SHUT UP
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Dared00: GROSS
ContingentCat: EWWWW
Sarah_Serinde: NOPE
thundershot879: lrrWOW
Freshly_Toasted: YIKES
ContingentCat: NOPE
red_shoes_jeff: FUCK OFF, DUDE.
Stellapacifica: NAH
Contiguouskittycat: RUN
wildpeaks: eff this
ManaIishi: Take my flamethrower!
NimrodXIV: NO
aussie_rob_w: We've known him like TWO DAYS
Countjondi: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Sarah_Serinde: We had better get a choice for this!\
aussie_rob_w: WHAT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: Game do not make us do this
thundershot879: KICK HIS LEGS!!
aussie_rob_w: TEETH TEETH TEETH
Stellapacifica: That's a wonderful phrase
accountmadeforants: Let's find out if this guy will take no for an answer!
ContingentCat: YEAH WE JUST MET
dougma: This is what we call "grooming" and not in the hygiene way...
Earthenone: happy beeps are not worth it
stevestein: Don't feed him
TXC2: Shit I wouldn't do this on an actual fucking date
red_shoes_jeff: NOT WORTH IT
Freshly_Toasted: DON'T DO IT FOR THE BEEP
wildpeaks: arrrrg
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DKS04Saturn: OMG!
Talin06: forget the beep
Stellapacifica: EWWWWWW
Sarah_Serinde: I mean yeah that's what I figured
DKS04Saturn: WHY
aussie_rob_w: @asthanius that rhyme was excellent
asthanius: GO BACK
stevestein: Stand up for your principles Kathleen, winning this game isn't worth it
aussie_rob_w: WOW
Calaveth: RELOAD
Contiguouskittycat: WHY WHY WHY
ContingentCat: NOT WORTH IT
Sarah_Serinde: Also I agree, Kathleen
JawesomeNW: TableHere TableHere TableHere
asthanius: @aussie_rob_w Thank you!
red_shoes_jeff: ABORT! NOT WORTH IT!
Stellapacifica: BAD BEEP TAKE ME
DKS04Saturn: Breathe, breathe
aussie_rob_w: NOT WORTH
Iraeda: i mean...hes named Hamelin as in pied piper so he SHOULD be very manipulative and controlling :x
Earthenone: go back
Talin06: fuck this game
Countjondi: quit game-uninstall-never speak of again
Earthenone: please
accountmadeforants: Why do we want this dude to beep, though?
NimrodXIV: Not worth the beep
Rhynerd: How about we just uninstall now?
TXC2: Be strong Kathleen
Koios7: Has the game Pavloved us into assuming the beeps are happy now
wench_tacular: stick to your guns, tell him no
red_shoes_jeff: Go Back!
devil_dan: I see a highlight clip being born.
ThorSokar: To hell with the happy beep!
MalBeam: alt-f4, go to wiki
aussie_rob_w: oh god this character is SO terrible
officedge: Welcome back to Kathleen Destroys the World
Sarah_Serinde: Iraeda counterpoint: this does NOT make me want to follow him
Freshly_Toasted: IT'S AN UNHAPPY BEEP!
red_shoes_jeff: Abort! Abort!
aussie_rob_w: I agree with ThorSokar
Rowbotte: please can this just end
Ladorb: Feed him like you love him! What's the problem? You don't like feeding people?
red_shoes_jeff: I don't think you're close to the end!
KV1NN4: i was telling my roommate aboutt hsi game WHAT DID I JUST MISS?! O.o
Narcogen: I think she's doing the ending that ends with uninstallation
ancientspark: Oh, you must be doing one of the Hamelin endings
Iraeda: @Sarah_Serinde agreed i was only saying it fits the games "style" of.. BEING VERY BAD emotionally
Sarah_Serinde: Iraeda Fair
cuttlebranch: Kathleen, please stop torturing yourself! Fire this game into the sun!
TXC2: KV1NN4 he asked us to feed him, like a lover
wench_tacular: looks like you've only one decision left, then ending
SpacePotato01: Is there a secret ending where you shoot all these dudes out an airlock?
persona786: close to the end of your rope?
red_shoes_jeff: God help us, it feels like this game's only properly getting started.
MadAran87: We could just.... leave the game unfinished. That -is- an option.
Freshly_Toasted: You can't be far now... but really I'd consider just chilling on the wiki, maybe with a highlight or two
Freshly_Toasted: This is actually the worst
Rowbotte: I want a button to double foot drop kick any of these guys whenever you want
ManaIishi: Yeah, this feels like the end of act 1
ancientspark: Well, the Hamelin endings is basically "You didn't do any of the paths"
ContingentCat: ew
ArcOfTheConclave: @MadAran87 Sunk Cost.
red_shoes_jeff: DUDE
Talin06: nuke it from orbit it is the only way to be sure
ManaIishi: I feel like we need to listen to the fruit train song
Earthenone: so he is the "you were indecicive" punishment?
aussie_rob_w: What happened to PASHET?
aussie_rob_w: Where's Good Cat?
Stellapacifica: Clipped
Sarah_Serinde: I guess we spread out our choices too much between the doctor and Pashet?
ancientspark: You didn't get enough relationship points with anyone, basically
Iraeda: maybe we hit the bad end? and it super long? :x
SkylerRingtail: Hi, yes, I think that person was me. According to How Long to Beat, the Main Story takes 4 hours (per 1 reporter). Main + Extras takes an average of 32 hours (per 3 reporters), and a Completionist playthrough takes 53 hours (from 2 reporters). YMMV
accountmadeforants: You were supposed to pick Pashet every single time from the start, otherwise you don't get anything
TXC2: the Bad ending is just no ending?
ancientspark: Well, to be fair, this isn't the WORST ending
asthanius: I fucking HATE games where if you don't choose the same thing every time, you miss out. That's not fun gameplay
SkylerRingtail: So, who really knows how long this hellish game actually takes? -_-
SpacePotato01: I feel like 'you don't get to date any of them' the happy ending.
ThorSokar: is the bad ending, the game goes forever in a circle
ancientspark: The worst endings are Manboyd endings. Do not do those.
Rhynerd: We were almost done with the Pashet Route, a chance to visit her during the last few filler weeks would have been nice.
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Oh no we're feeding this guy bread forever, huh
Stellapacifica: You don't even know me at all. Go away you horrible man
TXC2: actuly shit, I think I've just come up with hell
Sarah_Serinde: My dude...no one trapped you in this church. You could leave.
Rowbotte: Man this guy wastes no time going full creeplord
asthanius: WOAH
aussie_rob_w: You deserve this, Hamelin.
the_number_two2: damn alright Hamelin
ManaIishi: Yeah, this is hell, we're in hell
aussie_rob_w: You deserve this endless hell.
NojhLivic: Laying it on thick dude?
ContingentCat: I didn't think we were holding him captive in the church, just go home if you're this ok
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Dared00: @ancientspark wow, I can't even imagine how bad Manboy endings must be
Kumakaori: i mean the plot sure feels godless here, yeah?
red_shoes_jeff: Go talk to other people...?
DKS04Saturn: Oh fuck... just checked the guide
aussie_rob_w: Hamelin! You're awful!
MadAran87: Maybe he actually is trapped in the church? Maybe he's a demon, and someone bound him there because he's an utter taint?
Freshly_Toasted: The manboy endings are... actually dreadful
DKS04Saturn: You are almost done
Freshly_Toasted: worse than kyrie's
Rowbotte: No not a drop kick button, we need a button to do various wrestling moves on them
TXC2: DKS04Saturn can you whisper me a link to that guide please
asthanius: Does this church not do...church things? Do people not go to church?
the_number_two2: Me too '
red_shoes_jeff: Probably bathes in the baptism pool.
officedge: Apparently if it's not your Sunday choice, your conversation choices don't actually affect relationship points.
Rowbotte: One of these jerks grabs you? Fucking DDT that creep
Earthenone: no need for a church is a world with an imortal ruling class
aussie_rob_w: highlights... lowlights...
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right I get to go vet these clips later :D
Stellapacifica: Oof, sorry Sarah
stevestein: It's a shame the clips can only be 60 seconds https://clips.twitch.tv/HumbleLovelyBaboonBudStar
ContingentCat: yeah that's a big reason not to live there
Sarah_Serinde: Stellapacifica I mean they're theoretically clips of fun moments, I'll be fine :P
Earthenone: maybe he is a reverse vampire, he cant leave a room without permission
the_number_two2: HAMELIN
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait. hold on.. all we did for like 3 se4ssions was talk to Pachette and we didn't get enough realtionship points? HOW DOES THAT WORK?
asthanius: @Earthenone Oooh I want to write that story
KV1NN4: aa*scrteams*
Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish A bunch of our first choices were for someone else
MalBeam: we could meet at a cafe, or a bathroom
Sarah_Serinde: Apparently that meant not enough Pashet
red_shoes_jeff: Sofas, toilets, food, armed gunmen, we've got everything!
Dared00: @Bobtheninjagoldfish we talked to Robin Hood for like 5 sessions before that though
aussie_rob_w: I just read what this game requires to unlock the epilog.
TXC2: so I think this game is, you HAVE to stick to one choice and NEVER deviate from it
officedge: Apparently you cna only get Pashet by being with her from WEEK ONE
aussie_rob_w: I can't even type the word epilogue properly I'm so frustrated.
ancientspark: It works because the VN authors decided to make it SUPER HARD to figure out how to unlock endings
Freshly_Toasted: What if we went full pashet? Would the game not suck?
ManaIishi: I'm just rocking back and forth in the foetal position now
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Stellapacifica: damnit there goes another clip
aussie_rob_w: @ManaIishi lrrDARK
thundershot879: who is Pashet?
red_shoes_jeff: I feellike this dude would be MUCH less of a problem if we just took him to the fucking doctor.
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Dared00: @thundershot879 the catgirl
Earthenone: pashet is our lesbian cat girl with a sword friend
TXC2: thundershot879 a catgirl, and the only good dating option
Sarah_Serinde: Why...do we need to hide...?
ancientspark: Yeah, Hamelin sucks and I don't think anyone would miss skipping the Hamelin endings if it weren't required for the completionist epilogue
aussie_rob_w: "where I've been pooping" made me double over with laughter.
ContingentCat: @thundershot879 she's a cat lady and wants Genny to think for herself
KV1NN4: Kathleen's ablibs make this all worth it - thank you
NimrodXIV: can we not going into the secluded room with the creep
MalBeam: hide in the crawlspace
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait wasn't the preist also the guy who ran the sex Bordello.. IS THIS A DUNGEON?
thundershot879: I can see why she is the only good option
accountmadeforants: The full Pashet ending is pretty cute, from what I can tell. (But unfortunately doesn't end in lesbians.)
Stellapacifica: Manalishi if you gotta take a break, please do. this can be a bit... not fun
Earthenone: we solved the issue of where the number 2's were
ancientspark: At least the Manboy endings are interesting, if horrifying
wildpeaks: going to a dark place with that dude doesn't seem like a good idea
ggodopaste: bring back SWORD CAT!
ArcOfTheConclave: a poop cellar
asthanius: firt
NimrodXIV: OH GOOD he drinks to pass time
Sarah_Serinde: Sighhhhhh
ContingentCat: NO
the_number_two2: no
Dared00: JESUS
Freshly_Toasted: NO
ManaIishi: Oh I'm fine, I said that for comedy :P
KV1NN4: oh and an alcoholic how great
Rhynerd: @ancientspark Is Pashet’s ending good?
thundershot879: NO
red_shoes_jeff: FOR FUCK'S SAKE ,GAME!
wildpeaks: game pls
Dared00: GOD STOP
stevestein: This guy is so virtuous
DKS04Saturn: For pete's sake
Rowbotte: Please can we just quit
ancientspark: @Rhynerd It's...kind of? It's not a dating ending
the_number_two2: WOW FUCK HAMELIN
MadAran87: I was about to ask if he was going to cask of amontillado her - but that's actually less messed up than this.
wildpeaks: she's learning \o/
wench_tacular: finally
Freshly_Toasted: YES
Sarah_Serinde: She learned how to say no!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rowbotte: stopstopstopstopstop
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so proud
aussie_rob_w: SHE SAID NO! BY HERSELF!
thundershot879: FINALLY
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Freshly_Toasted: GENNY HAS EVOLVED
NojhLivic: Our little girl is growing up!
thundershot879: lrrHORN lrrHORN
red_shoes_jeff: Yay
ArcOfTheConclave: Clip it!
ManaIishi: O_O
the_number_two2: YES GENNY
wildpeaks: they grow up so fast
Rowbotte: WUT
Earthenone: our idiot daughteris learning!
Kumakaori: Genny said no?!? GOOD GIRL~.
JawesomeNW: I've never played dating games really but this is getting R-wordy
TXC2: and you all said Miracals dont happen Chat Kappa
Rowbotte: FINALLY
accountmadeforants: You're getting through to her Kathleen! Now reach to the screen and hit that douche!
AnjaZeta: so proud and so grossed out
ggodopaste: SHE REMEMBERED NO!
TXC2: *Miracles
stevestein: I have a bad feeling this won't last
ancientspark: There's a Skip All option in Options, if I remember right
ancientspark: If you want to do the bail button; that's what i did for these endings
Iraeda: its a church... PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN A CHURCH
Sarah_Serinde: Why??? Presumably we were allowed to be in this church, why did we need to hide???
red_shoes_jeff: There's like, THREE people in town who aren't creeps. Why can't we be railroaded ito hanging out with one of THEM!?
the_number_two2: NOOO
Stellapacifica: NOPENOPENOPE
Sarah_Serinde: Sighhhh
wildpeaks: damnit game
accountmadeforants: Fuck's sake
Kumakaori: BUS THIS BOI
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
SkylerRingtail: Not okay! Not okay!
thundershot879: NONONONO
asthanius: lrrJUDGE
Freshly_Toasted: Is genny... remembering how to be a valuable indepen-BUSSING
Rhynerd: NO.
Xirrahnos: two steps forward, 300 back.
NimrodXIV: eff this game
ManaIishi: KILL IT! KILL IT!
ggodopaste: REDFLAG, REDFLAG!
Kazman20a: please, Knee to the groin
asddsa28: kill him
Hugh_Munculus: Sigh... I was hoping for a No Kiss
TXC2: this is sexual Hassment
thundershot879: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Sarah_Serinde: katesNoel
ggodopaste: That's Assaut
stevestein: NO! NO HAND!
Stellapacifica: That's straight up assault
Dared00: bad game bad game bad game BAD GAME
aussie_rob_w: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Freshly_Toasted: I hope genny kicks him in the dick
MadAran87: Castration is justified?
thundershot879: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
asthanius: katesThank
the_number_two2: GENNY YASSS
Freshly_Toasted: YES
NimrodXIV: our girl found a backbone?
wildpeaks: yess, unleash the anger Genny
accountmadeforants: This guy is just so awful even our poor scatterbrained daughter gets it
aussie_rob_w: Genny Has A Spine
SkylerRingtail: Aww, the game is giving us hope. This won't end well.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrEFF
TXC2: it's like someone else wrote this from the rest of the game
DarkAbyssKeeper: As a man, NOPE
Freshly_Toasted: SHE STOOD UP TO HIM
ancientspark: Enable that Skip All option, save your sanity
Freshly_Toasted: YES
JawesomeNW: we need to tell the mafia dads and get him shot
wildpeaks: it's giving us hope to crush it later, isn't it
the_number_two2: DarkAbyssKeeper EXACTLY
aussie_rob_w: Ew.
Freshly_Toasted: I'm so mad but so happy
stevestein: And then Genny reports this to police and every man in town is arrested for being awful. THE END.
MalBeam: "men cannot control themselves" lrrEFF off
Rowbotte: Why is this game so RELENTLESSLY AWFUL
thundershot879: a possibility so bad even Genny go along with it
aussie_rob_w: lrrEFF THAT GUY
the_number_two2: NO GENNY
thundershot879: *doesnt go
wildpeaks: Nooooo
Freshly_Toasted: WHAT
Stellapacifica: TOO BAD
Freshly_Toasted: GENNY WHAT
DarkAbyssKeeper: Take a knife.
thundershot879: NO
Freshly_Toasted: LET THE SHIT DIE
DanielJGrouse: he's immortal
Earthenone: you were so close
DanielJGrouse: isn't he?
aussie_rob_w: I hope he's just GONE
Freshly_Toasted: TAKE A KNIFE AT LEAST
the_number_two2: Soh HELP US
Stellapacifica: Leave him one stale piece of moldy bread
red_shoes_jeff: YOU WOULD AND YOU SHOULD
red_shoes_jeff: No
DarkAbyssKeeper: "Oh good, then I WON'T."
TXC2: ManaIishi we're gonna call the whole Space wolf legion to get just him
NimrodXIV: Do. Not.
Freshly_Toasted: NOI
red_shoes_jeff: Stahpit
Freshly_Toasted: HE'S FINE. LEAVE
wildpeaks: my headcannon is he transmitted us some kind of brain worm that takes 3 days to incubate
Freshly_Toasted: GENNY WHYYY
the_number_two2: BURN EVERYTHING
thundershot879: BREAK HIS LEGS!!
red_shoes_jeff: She was doing so fucking WELL...!
ancientspark: If I remember right
MadAran87: So.... did anyone who understands human relationships participate in the creation of this game?
Iraeda: cam we go back in time and get murdered by wolfguy
Freshly_Toasted: Too many by now
KV1NN4: maybe they meant 4 RL weeks instead of 4 in-game weeks o.<;
ManaIishi: We need a virus bomb here, stat!
Iraeda: speak of the devil
TXC2: why are we being a railroaded into this?
Rhynerd: Quite a few sounds like far too many.
wench_tacular: or us, either works
ThorSokar: there is no more information left in the guide, so you have that
Sarah_Serinde: It's a bad sign if we're excited to see this dude
Calaveth: Ceasar would be a good ending
Earthenone: kill him or us, just eend it
SpacePotato01: you are in hell, this game will continue forever.
Stellapacifica: Please just murderfy that dude
Earthenone: you were right all along
ArcOfTheConclave: kill everyone and then yourself!
ancientspark: You're in an ending locked path, but the ending lock is REALLY long for almost any of the paths
TXC2: in fairness Ceaser has only tried to kill us, not sexualy assault
MalBeam: give us the hamlet ending
MadAran87: What the crap
Stellapacifica: Budget Sephiroth! What a good name
DanielJGrouse: death seems preferable to everything else in this game
accountmadeforants: The choice to feed Hamelin or not is apparently the second-to-last decision tree
Rhynerd: But knowing this game either nothing is gonna happen with Ceasar here or he’s gonna die to Hamelin.
DanielJGrouse: he's really doing us a favout
stevestein: Oh wait, this is a dating game? Where's the dating?
TheMerricat: Kathleen - He just said "LET ME CHEW THROUGH YOUR BODY" - how is that not sexual?
the_number_two2: Caesar! Kill him!
Sarah_Serinde: Can they just...take each other out
Sarah_Serinde: That would be fine
DarkAbyssKeeper: Please, stand between me and his sword.
DarkAbyssKeeper: With your hands down.
ggodopaste: no! NO FUCK! No fuck either of these!
ArcOfTheConclave: Hamlin has lowered the bar to hell.
TXC2: when people say this is a good game, do they just mean it's a long game?
Stellapacifica: Can we get a decent boi? Just... one?
accountmadeforants: Finally, Pashet is back!
Freshly_Toasted: CAT LADY SAVE US
red_shoes_jeff: FINALLY!
SkylerRingtail: Was this the Pashet route all along?!
TXC2: like they think that to be good a game has to be 60 hours +
Rhynerd: @stevestein apparently no route was completed in time and now we’re stuck with Hamelin.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Pashet, we require exactly two murders.
Kumakaori: keel heem pashet >D!~
stevestein: This guy is so virtuous, remember
Sarah_Serinde: Yes please lock him up
Freshly_Toasted: KILL THE SHIT
MalBeam: YES
Sarah_Serinde: Sure. Yes. Hostage.
Freshly_Toasted: I mean, yes. Due process
Robot_Bones: yes banish all of them to the shadow realm
ancientspark: At least you get to beat the crap out of Hamelin in so many of the other endings
Earthenone: hostage by this game, yes
ancientspark: SO MANY of the other endings
ancientspark: It's great
the_number_two2: WAT
Sarah_Serinde: GOOD
stevestein: THANK GOD
ManaIishi: AIM!
TXC2: GOOD, now Piss off
Dared00: SHOOT HIM
ManaIishi: FIRE!!!!!
ArcOfTheConclave: No it wasn't!
Iraeda: oh good he left
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accountmadeforants: Problem solved itself, huh
Freshly_Toasted: MURDERRR
Stellapacifica: Kill the lrrEFF er
the_number_two2: YES
the_number_two2: KILL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
GDwarf: OK, well, at least *literally everyone* else in the game hates him
ggodopaste: SWORD CAT IS HERE!
Stellapacifica: lrrWOW Zael250
TXC2: are we though? are we fine?
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes let's just casually insult her again
accountmadeforants: She's gonna leave the estate...
Sarah_Serinde: It's so normal it's not even worth noting
the_number_two2: *sigh* finally, these fuckers. At least they're just condescending jerks.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Besides assault.
accountmadeforants: What crime besides assaulting you, I guess?
red_shoes_jeff: Sunds like him.
red_shoes_jeff: *sounds
MalBeam: he stole their immortality for himself?
Freshly_Toasted: I mean. Plot I guess?
ggodopaste: i mean, thaf assault. . .
accountmadeforants: DAMMIT GENNY
the_number_two2: Did she just...
red_shoes_jeff: WHY DID YOU COME BACK!?
ArcOfTheConclave: Did he sexually assault someone?
ManaIishi: WHY???
the_number_two2: GENNY NO!
the_number_two2: NO
Freshly_Toasted: COME ON GENNY
TXC2: oh for fuck sake
DarkAbyssKeeper: O F F S
Iraeda: she was making such progres...why did she regress
stevestein: He was supposed to go away forever! This has been less than forever!
ggodopaste: HE CAME BACK!?
GDwarf: Did...did *he* steal our memories?
TXC2: I've just noticed, genny's shoulder continues behind her neck
ggodopaste: what if he *is* our memories. . .
red_shoes_jeff: The murders, probably.
Stellapacifica: Ew. Can he not?
Sarah_Serinde: It is a burden! Stop it!
ancientspark: I'm REALLY glad I auto-skipped these endings before this point
the_number_two2: nope
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Oh wow no why
stevestein: That's not your heard Hamelin
the_number_two2: let's nope
accountmadeforants: And that's why you don't feed bread to this sorta guy, they'll imprint on you!
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde you can't unsee it can you? :P
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Thanks a lot :D
DarkAbyssKeeper: Predestination is not an excuse for being a creep?
asthanius: The whole wolfgang is an outsider
NimrodXIV: NO
red_shoes_jeff: I doubt Soh would CARE.
Freshly_Toasted: NO
the_number_two2: GEN-
DarkAbyssKeeper: Y
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT
GDwarf: What
thundershot879: NO
Freshly_Toasted: GTFO
wildpeaks: uhh
red_shoes_jeff: WHY
GDwarf: Genny
Stellapacifica: TXC2 oh sure enough, huh
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT
ArcOfTheConclave: stop!
red_shoes_jeff: NO
the_number_two2: AGHH
Stellapacifica: EW NO
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT
GDwarf: Like, Genny, leaving seems good, but with *this guy*?
ggodopaste: NO!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
the_number_two2: All of this shitttttttt
wildpeaks: Genny, Genny why
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DanielJGrouse: this isn't just problematic bad, it makes no sense within the story, why would she do that?
red_shoes_jeff: Why!?
Stellapacifica: Yes, the town is dangerous for him, which means you should STAY THERE
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Fuck. This.
MalBeam: I hate the ruling class so much i'm skipping town with a dude who sexually assaulted me
Freshly_Toasted: bad ending in a bad game. It's almost apropos
stevestein: Yeah, this town is a dangerous place. Like, some guy might just start making out with you in the dark without your permission!
MalBeam: NO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game is awful
Sarah_Serinde: Whyyyy
asthanius: i hate this
DarkAbyssKeeper: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Dared00: WHYYYY
wildpeaks: I'm going to need a few tables to flip
thundershot879: lrrGARBO
TXC2: this is so bad
offbeatwitch: kathleen's all lrrEFF
GDwarf: Welp.
Sarah_Serinde: This "I love you" is so profoundly unearned
red_shoes_jeff: We told you the beep wasn't worth it, Kathleen...
asthanius: i actually legitimately hate this
PrinceXPhantom: TableHere FlipThis
Rhynerd: this ending sucks. This game sucks.
MadAran87: So, we're never going to speak of this again after we're done, yes?
the_number_two2: WOW FUCK HAMELIN
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Fuck Every Piece of Noise about this.
offbeatwitch: SAME
Talin06: b/c you did not get enough bone down points i guess
DKS04Saturn: Apparently to get a specific ending you have to talk with that person every weekend, otherwise you end with Hamelin
ManaIishi: Is... is it over?
DarkAbyssKeeper: lrrGARBO This is toilets. lrrGARBO
Stellapacifica: That's the worst. lrrGARBO.
the_number_two2: No
JawesomeNW: FBBlock FBBlock FBBlock
wildpeaks: efff
ancientspark: Okay, to be fair, this game IS good...if you don't do the Hamelin endings and the Kyrie endings and still somehow get to the completionist endings
Sarah_Serinde: lrrEFF
ancientspark: (Lots of auto-skipping, basically)
the_number_two2: This. Is. Shit.
red_shoes_jeff: Fuck's sake...
Freshly_Toasted: Pashet route might be actually nice?
accountmadeforants: So when Alex disappeared in the latest Friday Nights, you also took on his curse of garbage day?
offbeatwitch: don't even
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I don't this I can say Fuck this hard enough.
KV1NN4: oh he DOES have long hair
TXC2: Gods why wont this game end?!
Katten_Rastyr: I had a shower, what did I almost come back to? cirPrise
GDwarf: ancientspark Or the Gray endings, I hear?
the_number_two2: It just won't end
offbeatwitch: lewd
DanielJGrouse: no, it didn't, it's been really bad the whole time, it just somehow got even worse
GDwarf: It feels like half the endings are deeply bad
the_number_two2: agghhhh
ManaIishi: Oh christ, it really doesn't end does it?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes he is!
ancientspark: @GDwarf They're at least interesting, if horribly rapey. And there's actual proper comeuppance
Sarah_Serinde: ancientspark "Horribly rapey" really doesn't seem like a little thing to gloss over
aussie_rob_w: Every single piece of artwork is totally wasted on this game.
red_shoes_jeff: YES
TXC2: aussie_rob_w indeed
Sarah_Serinde: Like, fine if you enjoy it, but no thanks
wildpeaks: true, I hope the artist gets to work on a better game next time
ancientspark: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, but at least the game is basically saying "Yeah, this is horrible", not like the Hamelin endings where it's trying to downplay it
offbeatwitch: LOCK HIM UP
red_shoes_jeff: BASTARD!
the_number_two2: Well game...what did he DO
TXC2: ancientspark I dont think this game is saying that enough
offbeatwitch: god the writing in this game continues to suck
offbeatwitch: METAL GEAR?!
devil_dan: He poured the milk before the cereal.
Dared00: GOD
Sarah_Serinde: Are we free now?
ancientspark: @TXC2 Yeah, pretty much on all the endings
aussie_rob_w: Hang on
Iraeda: freedom?!
DanielJGrouse: are we free?
wildpeaks: is this the sweet release of The End ?
Robot_Bones: Poured milk in the bowl... before his cereal
DKS04Saturn: This was rough
thundershot879: freedom?
Freshly_Toasted: WE DID IT
the_number_two2: FINALLY
wildpeaks: thank fuck
SkylerRingtail: THAT'S THE END?! FUCK this game
Freshly_Toasted: WE SURVIVED
Charlemandias: FREEEEEEEEEE!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so we went from "Don;t do that" to "I love you" That was such a sharp turn I think I got ACTUAL whiplash.
thundershot879: FREEDOM!!
ManaIishi: ahhhhhh....
aussie_rob_w: WHO would forgive him? The mob bosses are immortal!
harmlesspenguin: Bad End
DarkAbyssKeeper: Eternity in jail for unspecified crimes.
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Hugh_Munculus: This has been Now RAGE!! Thank you for screaming.
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Katten_Rastyr: It's over! cirHappy
the_number_two2: I'M FREEEE NOWWWW
TXC2: and now to uninstall
NimrodXIV: freedom!
SkylerRingtail: To the wiki!
Freshly_Toasted: bad ending but WE DID IT
ThorSokar: GOT THERE
aussie_rob_w: They can literally hold that grudge FOREVER!
accountmadeforants: Cheery music seems very appropriate, even though that was ostensibly a bad end
MadAran87: Cue: "Now We Are Free" from Gladiator.
Talin06: he advocated for socialized health care that was his crime
wildpeaks: the plot was nowhere to be found
red_shoes_jeff: This game... This game fucking defies understanding!
the_number_two2: Can we watch you delet it?
ManaIishi: Stream the uninstall!
GDwarf: KV1NN4 Traditionally you won't get answers until you go through multiple routes
Rowbotte: That was a hugely unsatisfying ending but thank god it’s over
ggodopaste: strram the uninstall
the_number_two2: yesss
Sarah_Serinde: slytqRip
DarkAbyssKeeper: Yessss
Katten_Rastyr: YES! Let's watch the deletion
red_shoes_jeff: Yes, let's watch the execution!
Freshly_Toasted: Victory uninstaaall
Sarah_Serinde: slytqRIP
KV1NN4: @GDwarf FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...right i forgot... but.. yeah... nnnnooooo
TXC2: and now for Catharsis
red_shoes_jeff: What.
Rhynerd: Games like this deserve public executions.
the_number_two2: WAT
thegreatwyrdling: OwO what's this?
Sarah_Serinde: Darn streamers with different capitalization standards :P
stevestein: NO WE WERE FREE
Freshly_Toasted: WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: Good
red_shoes_jeff: I ... WHAT.
the_number_two2: NO
Sarah_Serinde: Ok wait I take it back
Iraeda: sigh
offbeatwitch: IT JUMPS RIGHT THERE
Freshly_Toasted: SHOOT THE FUCK
NimrodXIV: oh come on
wildpeaks: Genny, Genny no
Freshly_Toasted: SHE HAS A FUN
Rhynerd: DAMMIT.
the_number_two2: GAME
Freshly_Toasted: GUN
red_shoes_jeff: God. DAMMIT.
the_number_two2: END
DarkAbyssKeeper: Your first assignment, put ALL THE BULLETS in Hamelin.
the_number_two2: SHOOT
the_number_two2: HIM
Freshly_Toasted: SHOOT TO KILL
Iraeda: can we shoot him... he wont die.. but im sure he'll FEEL IT
the_number_two2: Grenade
red_shoes_jeff: WHY!
thegreatwyrdling: Game turns into an FPS, Genny kills everytone.
Rhynerd: He’s immortal, why not tear gas him instead?
the_number_two2: Now
Sarah_Serinde: Ok NOW we're free
stevestein: QUIT
ggodopaste: What the fuck is this!?
the_number_two2: Now it is over
red_shoes_jeff: Why would they let HER be a PRISON GUARD!
ManaIishi: NOW, END IT
Freshly_Toasted: I... I kind of want to see how pashet turns out
red_shoes_jeff: Take the shot!\
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wildpeaks: Congratulations on surviving this awful game lrrDARK
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asthanius: I just read the plot, and it's such a good idea! Why did it have to be implemented so horribly??
Dared00: WE'RE FREE
the_number_two2: BYEEEE
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AnjaZeta: I haven't been able to get the damn theme song out of my head for weeks. Even better, it's by Canadian Christian group
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GDwarf: Freshly_Toasted I think that *was* the Pashet ending?
ManaIishi: YESSSS
NojhLivic: Got back just in time to see it get deleted. Yay!
DKS04Saturn: With that tittle I was hoping to see Ozma appear on the game at least once
ancientspark: @Freshly_Toasted Spoilers, she either becomes a badass or a baker depending on the path.
Katten_Rastyr: Now hide it from the library cirLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
accountmadeforants: VICTORY
Rhynerd: So long, Ozmafia! Good riddance!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen
accountmadeforants: That's not the Pashet ending
GDwarf: Ah, good
Freshly_Toasted: @GDwarf You've got to pick her from the start
DKS04Saturn: No, that's not Pashet ending
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm pretty sure that Pashet isn't even a romance option from the way this played out
accountmadeforants: The Pashet ending is you just become friends with her and help her out
officedge: The Pashet ending contains scenes of you hugging Pashet
wildpeaks: or move it to a category "the sea"
Freshly_Toasted: Oh a baker/soldier ending sounds fun!
GDwarf: I figured that since we spent all our time with Pashet that was it, but it's good she gets an actual story
MousseFilledCat: Ah, I missed Ozmafia
TXC2: !next
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Stellapacifica: @MousseFilledCat you lucky
Sarah_Serinde: GDwarf We spent a bunch of time with Robin Hood at the start though
Iraeda: @MousseFilledCat consider yourself lucky
Scy_Anide: Kittly Love? For even more cats?
Earthenone: !clip
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MadAran87: I mean, Twilight was also popular.
asthanius: The lore is so good! Why did they ruin their own product like this?
TXC2: Sounds good Kathleen
the_number_two2: Shittered.
TXC2: !discord
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wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
aussie_rob_w: 2019 will be No More Otome year.
TXC2: !patreon
accountmadeforants: Bye!
Stellapacifica: Stick it in the lrrGARBO
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DKS04Saturn: Happy holidays~
the_number_two2: nyeee
TXC2: By
Rhynerd: Bye!
the_number_two2: *byeee
aussie_rob_w: Goodnight Kathleen! Goodnight Chat!
JawesomeNW: lol I missed the ending
ManaIishi: bye!
ancientspark: Uh oh, do I dare suggest more otome games for Kathleen because I'm a sadist?
JawesomeNW: I was brushing my teeth
Katten_Rastyr: Stick it in the TRAAAAASH cirLaugh
LoadingReadyRun: arrgh how awful
stevestein: This has been Now Do Not Kiss Please with Kathleen
TXC2: goodnight aussie_rob_w
thegreatwyrdling: I should play thias game.
aussie_rob_w: Into the sea with that game, because it's very bad.
Stellapacifica: that was indeed awful
LoadingReadyRun: I will not play any otome game that is suggested to me.
red_shoes_jeff: Well, that was a fucking thing. Off to Ben's stream!
TXC2: seems fair
Freshly_Toasted: I think we all deserve something nice next time
offbeatwitch: kathleen why did you make yourself suffer through that
ManaIishi: It's 4am, I should sleep
Stellapacifica: yeah maybe please don't anymore otome
ManaIishi: 'night everybody
the_number_two2: night!
TXC2: offbeatwitch the only way out of hell is though
Stellapacifica: we need more hatoful type stuff. Y'know, funny at least
ancientspark: Yeah, it's fair. I pretty much auto-skip a lot of otomes that I do play because most of the time, it's more for worldbuilding than actual man-wanking
TXC2: *through
Katten_Rastyr: Ben stream time, clear and cleanse our souls with some wholesome good bnoi cirHappy
devil_dan: !next
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GDwarf: Yeah, I hate to write off an entire genre, but every Otome game on Now Kiss has been, at *best*, deeply problematic in several ways. It does not inspire confidence in the genre.
accountmadeforants: Anyway here's a picture of smiling Pashet: https://i.imgur.com/B72KTeF.jpg
offbeatwitch: you should play Panzermadels, you just gotta approach it knowing it's making fun of itself and anime tropes
TXC2: !next
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