PhoenixMelior: we could always play Persona 5 and let chat pick a girl to date?
ThingsOnMyStream: The fun thing is that there are 3 monitors connected to the studio B PC and it keeps switching which monitor it is displaying progress on
PhoenixMelior: well that's fun
the_number_two2: oof
cuttlefishman: Can you periscope the windows update?
TinoDidriksen: You can disable them via group policy, on non-Home editions.
PhoenixMelior: and also I think ShutUp 10 does that
DevInsanity: In this case, it's almost certainly worth letting it update, since the most recent windows update was for vulnerability that was actively being exploited
PhoenixMelior: if you want it to, anyway.
PhoenixMelior: yeah I recommend updating regularly and just correcting your settings after the fact
RockPusher: the monitor switching is a new one… I wonder if that is it losing signal from some of them? Might be a thing to look into at some unspecified point in the future
Metric_Furlong: leaving dating choices to chat eh?
SAJewers: well, really, it should've asked when they wanted to update, and they could've done it overnight
ThingsOnMyStream: Technically it’s my own fault for putting the update off a few times already.
DevInsanity: During updates, drivers sometimes don't get fully activated, so it doesn't always see all monitors, or identify which is which correctly
Metric_Furlong: ah, Windows Update doesn't like that
cuttlefishman: what would happen if you windows updated the bus from Speed
cuttlefishman: how would the drivers be affected
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior see the problem there is that it'll result in one of three outcomes: 1: the Nerds just all vote for whoever the first girl is, as they always so
Metric_Furlong: 2: they all pick whoever it was Kathleen chose because of fandom
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong no that's just DM
ThingsOnMyStream: We don’t really use the Studio B PC except when we are about to stream or record a podcast, so I never want to do it when it asks
Metric_Furlong: 3: they pick the teacher
PhoenixMelior: as a nerd, I rarely pick the girl that's first, or the teacher
PhoenixMelior: I did agree with kathleen for Persona 5 but now I am trying someone else
SAJewers: does it not give you an option to choose when it restarts to update?
SAJewers: usualy i'm able to set a time to auto-update
SAJewers: and restart
PhoenixMelior: not if you put it off for too long
PhoenixMelior: which is what Paul did
SAJewers: ah
Twinklebees: How far Persona has come. In 3 you could merely only accidentally sext your teacher.
PhoenixMelior: there was a teacher in 3?
Metric_Furlong: male protag route
PhoenixMelior: huh.
TXC2: from what little I've seen of P5, why on earth would you date your teacher?
PhoenixMelior: So, the wrong route
PhoenixMelior: txc2 because she's a hot maid
Metric_Furlong: for female protag, you instead get the option of a 10-year-old
ThingsOnMyStream: I should have scheduled it. Windows only punishes because it wants what is best for you.
PhoenixMelior: oh, your teacher is the hanged man in P3 male?
Twinklebees: She's the Hermit, I think
Metric_Furlong: (the ten-year-old is Ken)
DevInsanity: @ThingsOnMyStream My home PC tends to get updates installed once I'm done with it after it's prompted me (so, usually a few hours later). Work PC gets them installed immediately so I get paid to wait for it
PhoenixMelior: sigh, of course describing the P3 FeMC route gets me content screened in this channel. Okay then.
cuttlefishman: I thought the doctor was the best person in P5
Twinklebees: The Hanged Man in the Male Route is the little girl, though.
cuttlefishman: and she wasn't datable?
PhoenixMelior: she was technically datable
cuttlefishman: she was?
Twinklebees: Yup
PhoenixMelior: yup
PhoenixMelior: certain dialogue options lock her off though
Metric_Furlong: cuttlefishman iirc, pretty much ever female character with a social link is dateable in P5
PhoenixMelior: even the little sister type
ThorSokar: I'm not late for once?
TXC2: no, but the crapshoot sadly is
Twinklebees: Slight delay due to the terror of windows updates
offbeatwitch: *shakes fist* WINDOWS!
ThorSokar: Is this where we do a "should run * flavor of Linux" campaign?
beowuuf: [ lrrFINE ]
TXC2 sees the time, Panics, thinking he forgot to set the DVR, then remembers he set it 4 hours ago.
DevInsanity: I've had more Linux updates break systems than Windows updates.
Metric_Furlong: ThorSokar I dunno, are there people who have a desperate need to be told to be quiet and go away? Kappa
ThorSokar: (Paul installing Linux on everything was/is an old LRR joke...)
Metric_Furlong: I know
Zael250: !next
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RockPusher: The Linux users are secure in the quiet smugness lrrBEEJ
frnknstn: lrrBEEJ
TheGreenMonster450: the quiet smugness of never having working audio without work around lrrBEEJ
Metric_Furlong: but nerds also going 'well you should use this thing you don't use' is not exactly a rare phenomenon :p
ThorSokar: I haven't rebooted in 42 days, nice
Twinklebees: Dammit google, I was trying to find a particular fanart of Haru from P5, but it keeps showing me swim boys from Free.
Roadhog123 rebooted in the last couple of minutes. :P
RockPusher is too old for OS holy wars anymore
TXC2: Linux: it works, allegedly
ThorSokar: yikes, that's a lot of fan art to go through
DevInsanity: @ThorSokar So, how many exploits are you currently vulnerable to?
beowuuf: Title update?
TheGreenMonster450: !quote linux
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: title change
Metric_Furlong: !findquote linux
DevInsanity: (I never got the whole "look at my uptime" thing)
DarkMorford: Thing is, Windows Update kinda *needs* to be heavy-handed about applying updates. If it wasn't, a lot of people would never install them and a lot of security holes would stay open.
ThorSokar: 0, no remote kernel exploits avaliable at this time
Metric_Furlong: right, yes unsubbed
TheGreenMonster450: !findquote linux
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheGreenMonster450: nope
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DevInsanity: And in other software you're running?
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
thegreatwyrdling: WAT
the_number_two2: WOOT
NarishmaReborn: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ThorSokar: that's all up to date
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Riandisa: xivCactuar
thegreatwyrdling: Live Now Kiss and a live serving of Crapshoot?!
thegreatwyrdling: What a day!
ThorSokar: woo, time to get a beverage
Foxmar320 sneaks into chat and takes a seat
Rhynerd: Oh hey, right when I get the stream open on my computer instead of on mobile
thegreatwyrdling: WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
TXC2: Hello Foxmar320
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
ThorSokar gives foxmar320 some of the extra Star Wars chocolate candies
thegreatwyrdling: @TXC2 What? no greeting for me?
Rhynerd: Hello
TXC2: hello thegreatwyrdling
thegreatwyrdling: Thank you!
ThorSokar mad have made too many holiday candies...
Foxmar320 eats chocolate candies and is happy
thegreatwyrdling: I have tea
TXC2: actually saying "hello" helps me realise your new in chat :P
the_number_two2: I have wata
TXC2: *you're
DoodlestheGreat: Just in time.
ThorSokar: we have crackel (all), peanut butter filled Darth Vader heads, and plain (all)
Roadhog123: Woo, buffer size larger than the latency to broadcaster, what could go wrong? :P
AntiCrepuscular: hello lrrBEEJ
TXC2: hello AntiCrepuscular welcome
the_number_two2: @ThorSokar tasty
ThorSokar: they are!
TXC2: Roadhog123 dont worry, I get that all the time
beowuuf: so close
Foxmar320: Carp Shoot times
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: time!
cuttlefishman: The Crapshoot, presented to you by Windows Updates
RockPusher: wubwubwub
RoeDent89: Yay timing!
Angreed66: Just in time!
kinslayer6788: lrrHEART
Petrosz007: lrrHEART
beowuuf: guys, guys, guys, i have this really neat and fresh idea...
TheAinMAP: Duct tape and bat.
Despoiler98: again with the bat
BlueMechanic: That's a good image to start on
Foxmar320: Always a good start. Duct tape and a baseball bat
AntiCrepuscular: Cam?
NarishmaReborn: oh hai, I didn't see youcome in there
the_number_two2: This already could be a bit
KV1NN4: Oh good Cameron is gunna help Kathleen destroy Ozmafia!
TXC2: wow just showing the crapshot to start today
wench_tacular: this bodes well
7gorobei: baseball bat and duct tape, I'm in!
delta__vee: is this the zombpocalypse
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It’s time for THE CRAPSHOOT! | Let’s film some stuff! | 📷 ||
Despoiler98: Book BAT
AntiCrepuscular: the bat of wisdom?
asthanius: I mean, he's still bending the book
cuttlefishman: Why are we taping a SF novel to a baseball bat?
Foxmar320: Nice
beowuuf: that's why we don't fuck with cameron
Foxmar320: oh that shirt is RAD
Despoiler98: OMG
NarishmaReborn: HAH
asthanius: That's VERY good
TXC2: now give it a bit of a jiggle
Lucien0451: What's the damage modifier on that?
RockPusher: *rimshot*
ThorSokar: On-brand for Cam
TXC2: !clips
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AntiCrepuscular: HONK
Questhere: knowledge for your skull
Rhynerd: Welcome to LoadingReadyRun
kamelion84: katesLol
delta__vee: \o/
Gen2Gengar: Very good pun!!!
Riandisa: That's great
the_number_two2: ooooo Cameron originals! Exciting!
beowuuf: during an update cameron spat gold and truth
mugsi_: Just clip that and put the honk after it
Despoiler98: its good for your POOPS
asthanius: th-that stance!
BtEtta: Good for your poops
TXC2: it's good for your poops Graham
the_number_two2: P00PS
cuttlefishman: Why isn't everyone squatting
RoeDent89: The Squat 3
beowuuf: The Collective
Gen2Gengar: One book per week? that's a lot
manfred909: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
asthanius: I would switch "founded" to "made". That makes more sense with it being an object.
NarishmaReborn: PRAXIS
NarishmaReborn: hah
Foxmar320: eww
the_number_two2: eeeugh
Foxmar320: oh yeah I remember that
TXC2: that should like something Ulysses would do
Rhynerd: lrrAWW
RoeDent89: D A M P
Despoiler98: moist
RockPusher: I remember that was a worrying time
thegreatwyrdling: T E E T H
thundershot879: his boat leaked
TXC2: wow that Haunted Cam look
manfred909: lrrAWW
the_number_two2: Cameron flashbacks to 'Nam
beowuuf: before DB
ThorSokar: It's in the loading time for that Desert Bus!
RoeDent89: Cam is seeing things
RoeDent89: Deep, dark things
cuttlefishman: Can James describe what a praxis is
cuttlefishman: I want to hear James's description
asthanius: It's a deux ex experience point
Chartle: i saw someone say that the bookclub should be made, not founded
Lord_Hosk: Wait, you guys stream? when did you start streaming? Kappa
Foxmar320: News to me Hosk
TXC2: one can found a bookclub
Chartle: but not a book bat
MalBeam: while book club is good, i prefer novella morningstar
kamelion84: lrrWOW
commakazi1: I like tome mace
RockPusher: Friday Nights came out real good
Foxmar320: lol
RockPusher: and Kathleen's title card killed me
aClonedPickle: simulaxcrumb
microman900: Wow this is cool
cuttlefishman: That's why you play magic
Despoiler98: @MalBeam is that like Lucifer Morningstar?
ThorSokar: If you would like to see the wet basement it's right at the beginning here:
cuttlefishman: then you get stuff like Solemn Simulacrum
TXC2: I once tried to read the 4th harrypotter book in a week, it took me a month, and I kinda stopped reading after that :P
RockPusher: katesRip Sir PTerry lrrHEART
TXC2: I should point out I was 12 when I did that
TinoDidriksen: Goodreads is a nice website to keep track of your reading.
beowuuf: I've long since stopped reading recreationally often, managed to burn through the existing books of a asoiaf in a month
cuttlefishman: F for Prachett
rustenskurk: Night Watch is AMAZING!
RoeDent89: Night Watch. On brand.
MalBeam: @Despoiler98 Lucifer morningstar is the name of my cleric's +1 flaming morningstar
TinoDidriksen: Night Watch is great.
red_shoes_jeff: F
DoodlestheGreat: That happened to me every time I read a Pratchett novel for the first time.
Kykiwi: i need to reread discworld books
beowuuf: Terry Pratchett is good for speed reading, he has such an effortlessness in his writing too
RoeDent89: "Thank you for being a friend..."
orellien2773: Night Watch, just such a chipper book...
Despoiler98: @MalBeam My cavalier has a +1 bastard sword called Meaningful Dialogue
rustenskurk: "Truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, a hard boiled egg"
Dared00: I mean, I was 12 when I learned how to pronounce "queue"
Cinntoastmin: Yay shooting AND editing
GDwarf: "Djelibeybi" is a fun word
RoeDent89: Liquid Tension Experiment song Paradigm Shift
TXC2: I thought convoluted was pronounced con-volt-ted
ThorSokar: I can no longer be "today" years old, sad_trombone.wav
Foxmar320: clever
MalBeam: @Despoiler98 if your weapon name sounds like a Culture Ship name, you're doing alright
newfur: oh dang, I never even noticed that
RockPusher: Wearing out James' stick gabyLewd
Lord_Hosk: James is busy flicking his switch stick... and thats not dirty at all
asthanius: "A murder ensues"
RoeDent89: honk
TheSoftestBunny: ohh book-club
sir_jack_DB: @asthanius MERDER???
cuttlefishman: *cut to bleached white skeleton
Cinntoastmin: the boom looks really low
asthanius: mare-dare
CrazymattCaptain: would the stinger for this be asking Beej if he did the reading and then a scream?
sir_jack_DB: lol
beowuuf: cam = a murder ensues, alex = cut to bleached white skeleton, any other typical endings for LRR cast?
RoeDent89: Whoops
asthanius: @beowuuf Any combination of Graham and Kathleen = cut to that clip of them going "fuck"
ritchards: Ding Dong!
RoeDent89: Cut!
newfur: HAENK
Solipsody: No bruises.
ritchards: Adam often turns up during
RockPusher: gling glong!
Foxmar320: G plz
RoeDent89: gling glong
CaKnuckleguy: gling gloong
the_number_two2: gling glong
cuttlefishman: GLING GLONG
beowuuf: asthanius: lol, that should become a regular thing somehow
Despoiler98: G is the chime now
Stoffern: gling glong Graham, gling glong...
TSturtledove: So maybe I'm late to the party, but did anyone else notice the "everything is fine" theme in the Azorius guild mechanic video MTG posted?
TXC2: Graham "gling gong" Stark
RockPusher: gling glong merrily on high‽
Ashen_Prime: Is "Founded" the right word? Would "created" or "made" work better with the joke?
Foxmar320: Got it in one
TXC2: Ashen_Prime nah founded is fine
rustenskurk: Honestly "found a book club" could work for the double meaning
rendelnep: Is james saying practise or do i need to look up the meaning of the word praxis?
TXC2: like, founded basically means starts
TXC2: rendelnep he's saying Praxis
beowuuf: praxis is like practice, but you can look it up
Chartle: yeah but you can't really found an object and with made it could be both
Foxmar320: Got it in one like I said
beowuuf: a process?
rendelnep: I know that one....
NarishmaReborn: YES thanks Cam I had the same thought
RoeDent89: NEEERD!
Invitare: or possibly Section 31 did it maybe
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Neeeerds katesHeart
GDwarf: Praxis Factsis
Solipsody: It's also how Austrian School economists make stuff up to justify whatever they want to be true.
MilkInBag: my weewee is named Praxis seabatBRAIN
Reecer6: i understood praxis as just, actions to any end
Barb4rian: Subscribe Praxis Facts!
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Unsubscripe Praxis facts
Angnor33: It is also the name of the resistance in Alice Isn't Dead.
wench_tacular: unsubscribe praxis facts
rustenskurk: It's also a sinister organisation in the horror podcast Alice Isn't Dead
NarishmaReborn: praxis is the name of a set of tests to become a teacher
ThePerrBearr: so? james is full of shit?
mercano82: #Subscribe PraxsisFacts
DevInsanity: So, you always go last in Cards Against Humanity?
RockPusher: I sounds like James is due to poops today
SpacePotato01: it's a DIY store in the netherlands
KV1NN4: lunarj1Heart TERRIFYING FACT lunarj1Heart
indianajo3: I took the Praxis II exam to get into the School of Education
Omthebox: Must of had a bag of holding installed
cuttlefishman: James is full of shit
TXC2: isn't James' birth year 1984?
Foxmar320: Fact
rendelnep: cheer50 Thanks LRR and now i know!
Angnor33: @rustenskurk lrrAWESOME
Lord_Hosk: have you guys filmed the "package" crapshot I wrote for James and Cameron?
RonnyConcrete: If I remember correctly, Praxis is also the last name of the Emperor in Jak II: Renegade
Foxmar320: cheer95 #charity
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red_shoes_jeff: Lifted from google: "Praxis is the process by which a theory, lesson, or skill is enacted, embodied, or realized. "Praxis" may also refer to the act of engaging, applying, exercising, realizing, or practicing ideas."
freshmaker__: the power shit
manfred909: Cam No
DoodlestheGreat: Praxis is the name of a unique ring in the game "Path of Exile" that gives a massive boost to available mana... :tf:
TXC2: Penelope is not "short"
Foxmar320: Really helps move things along in the bathroom ;)
cuttlefishman: !subscribepoopfacts
beowuuf: digression (tm)
asthanius: classic goof'em'up
TXC2: #That'sSoLRR
ThorSokar: Poop crapshot incoming
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Thats so LRRaven
delta__vee: does what it says on the tin
NarishmaReborn: next crapshot idea: "That's so LRR"
xantos69: cheer50 Hey team which craps are we shooting today?
Reecer6: Hey, that's a rude way to refer to our elders.
Rhynerd: This is one reason why we come to these streams.
sir_jack_DB: 2Person 2Furious
cuttlefishman: YULE LOG
TXC2: Heck "that's so LRR" could be a full sketch
Mushbie: mans romance coming up
red_shoes_jeff: @ThorSokar That was last week.
RockPusher: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
RockPusher: lrrDARK
Lord_Hosk: I'll be person two!
hippitybobbity: flawless
beowuuf: we had budget that in UK, as in gatwick and some drones
ritchards: is this a reference to the drones on Gatewick?
asthanius: Is this all part of the skit? Kappa
sir_jack_DB: 2 drones are(were?) causing havok at Gatwick airport
Reecer6: This sounds really weird to me because both of these characters have like, the exact same voice.
RonnyConcrete: Aren't those drones still being a menace?
NarishmaReborn: that is amazing
CaKnuckleguy: Nar-Lee-Ho-Tep
beowuuf: nire low though, tep?
RoeDent89: Suddenly, Paul
hippitybobbity: Ia! Ia! BIG'H MÜD
cuttlefishman: Isn't there a nyarltehttep anime?
Phosphatide: nyaarlotep
iammorthos: Cam is Right
cuttlefishman: Pretty sure I saw that anime
Solipsody: I've heard it both ways.
thegreatwyrdling: Aza tof
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Cinntoastmin: i hope so, cause that how ive ben saying it
Phosphatide: azo-thot
Stoffern: Asitone?
asthanius: Nya
ritchards: NYAH!
iammorthos: I've wrote many papers on LOvecraft for my masters
cuttlefishman: Nyah
MilkInBag: you will summon it if you keep calling it
red_shoes_jeff: Elder God of Bags!
the_number_two2: Azathoth... more like HAS a TOTE... amirite
Lord_Hosk: I guarantee no matter what you say the comments section will correct you.
shurtal: Nyarl has an anime
thundershot879: amonkhet?
ThorSokar: Azo-tof
GDwarf: I think Hosk has the right of it
cuttlefishman: She does have an anime
CaKnuckleguy: Buba Ho tep
lord_wertornion: Azathoth. That was the name of one of my DnD character that was an ishim escort
beowuuf: masks, the og CoC campaign for people who want to roll lots of PCs
Xavorin: For anyone who hasn't seen Crash Course Mythology, go do that. It's a wonderful series.
Abavus: Film-sec SeemsGood
Foxmar320: Good call G
NarishmaReborn: can't know the location secrets
aClonedPickle: trucksssss
wench_tacular: so meta
lord_wertornion: Azathoth didn't care about gender and was just touvhy feely with everyone
TheOtherTrevor: method acting
beowuuf: crapshots within crapshots
RoeDent89: "Go first so you don't see outside" then they proceed to tell us what's outside.
RockPusher: secrets James, secrets
TXC2: Fuck people who use a driveway to turn around
ThePerrBearr: using a parking lot to avoid a stoplight is illegal
asthanius: Convenience
cuttlefishman: "Being a jerk"
Robot_Bones: WitchCraft
Barb4rian: A crime Cam
Foxmar320: Yeah I hate seeing people do that
beowuuf: pumping the business
Phosphatide: it’s called “a dick move”
Nocxia: It's called a 135$ fine in the next town over
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Foxmar320: It is
delta__vee: "trespass to property"
NarishmaReborn: this sounds like another idea for a crapshot, coming up with a name for this
Rhynerd: apparently it is indeed a crime
7gorobei: it is a crime
139 raiders from Bengineering have joined !
asthanius: How is it actually illegal?
MilkInBag: it undermines our whole society
cuttlefishman: In certain states, pulling a right on a red light by default is a crime
HondoTrigger: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Aarek: lrrDOTS benginHeart lrrARROW
Foxmar320: The Ben raid!
MalBeam: also, somewhat taking the offramp to onramp to move past highway traffic
Robot_Bones: A Kansas City shuffle
ThorSokar: thoroughfare, depends on place, but illegal most places
Stellapacifica: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
TXC2: Hello BEN Fam
ArcticAtlantic: sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse
freshmaker__: yeeeah big raid!
the_number_two2: BEN
Cube1359: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Cinntoastmin: Ben RAID Pog
Reecer6: Wait, how is it illegal? I understand it being rude but, what law?
Sarah_Serinde: benginHeart sergeHeart benginHeart sergeHeart benginHeart sergeHeart
Solipsody: Many of us are expert criminals.
CastleOtranto: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
CrazymattCaptain: parking lot at a red light is illegal
RockPusher: sergeFuse benginFuse benginHeart sergeHeart
thetoastmonster: criminal experts.... or expert criminals?
Vezon46: sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse
sir_jack_DB: it's called "evading a traffic control device" in my jurisdiction
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
solahwin_tampramain: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
GloriousMost: esfandTrash
Sarah_Serinde: Hello Multi-Pal friends!
Mt_Storm: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
asteriskreaper: it's illegal in the states
CaKnuckleguy: "Oh, I don't have my debit card, I guess I can't get gas...byyyeee'
ArcticAtlantic: benginHeart benginHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Cube1359: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Lightningbro: Plaid Raid!
EonChao: This has been an interesting conversation to walk into
Fugi: What a thing to turn into
asthanius: "There's nothing in the Highway Traffic Act (HTA) that stops you from doing it – in most cases, they're public access anyway," says Const. Clint Stibbe with Toronto Police Service. "But if there's a sign up saying 'No Through Traffic,' then it would be enforceable under the Trespass to Property Act."
Nocxia: (like a gas station in that town actually has a sign up about it with the 135 triple underlines)
EvilBadman: @Fugi What, a gas station?
Aarek: sergeFuse lrrHAM benginFuse
Fugi: tune into
cuttlefishman: Citations @asthanius
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
wicker_knight: it's multi-pals raide
wicker_knight: sergeFuse benginFuse
Lord_Hosk: In the US its evading a traffic signal which is the illigal action
7gorobei: in vehicle code, doing the action is automatically considered intent
RoeDent89: Traffic Fax
asthanius: @cuttlefishman Theglobeandmail
Rhynerd: Welcome to Traffic Facts, Plaid Folks!
TXC2: #CrimeTimeWithLRR
wicker_knight: tru-crimin
r10pez10: always signal your intentions
CaKnuckleguy: Wasn't Feed Dump like 87% "True Crime"
Solipsody: First you have to commit some true crimes to podcast about.
cuttlefishman: True Crime podcast with Bartleby and Gibb
silverfur64: just drive buy the door and check the hours
Vezon46: you could get me Kappa
cuttlefishman: do it
beowuuf: finally a way to monetise his wife
Rhynerd: So, Feed Dump?
Reecer6: Fake Crime podcast
Rockario: Just a true crime podcast where it's just talking aabout the crimes that you witnessed on the way into the office? lrrBEEJ
delta__vee: what if a true crime podcast about really obscure crimes
MilkInBag: True Detective, but for traffic
Foxmar320: lol yesssss Cam
embyrr922: All our crimes are Feed Dump
r10pez10: True Directive
EvilBadman: Cool Azorious "Everything is Fine" Cross-Stitch!
freshmaker__: Cryme Tyme a wrestling podcast about mediocre tag teams
Sati90: All you do is criming.... stop fucking CRIMING!
wicker_knight: so you want to basically be the true crime podcasters from the most recent Halloween lrrBEEJ
Ashen_Prime: Very "Holy Grail" of you.
NarishmaReborn: there are some solid ideas there
Aarek: so the end is just every monty python sketch?
asteriskreaper: you mean like the selfie killer?
ThorSokar: Turns out James IS actually a cop and has been investigating them for years!
Vezon46: do a series of fictional pilots for really lame podcasts
Phosphatide: crapshoot just turned into a hustleshoot
microman900: That sounds like an episode of documentary now
rustenskurk: Wasn't there a crime reporter somewhere who did that? Went out and did some murders to have something to cover.
MalBeam: a mystery story told through a true crime podcast would be an interesting narrative
Foxmar320: I like that idea. Crapshot maybe?
cuttlefishman: Kamen Rider is eternal
MairzyDoats: Merry Beejmas y'all
wicker_knight: ALL of the EVANGELION rewatch podcasts
EonChao: Also doesn't Cori do older Rider shows? Isn't she doing OOO at the moment?
ritchards: you want us to mention Magnum? Cos we will! (and just did!)
Robot_Bones: This is all making me miss magmum rewatch
RockPusher rewatched Evangelion in the last couple weeks - feels a little weird right now
Reecer6: Start it now and make like 5 episode zeroes to look the best.
wicker_knight: it's anti-critique
RockPusher: I did not however, start a podcast
microman900: Paul!
RoeDent89: You join us live at the 2019 LRR planning meeting
asthanius: And then there's Movies With Mikey, a glorious ray of sunshine
the_number_two2: Youtube media critique=CinemaSins???
Ashen_Prime: The idea of a "podcaster" coming to advertise themselves on QWRP-line, constantly trying to convince Graham that radio is dead, but QWRP is doing better than any podcast they've made....
GloriousMost: Shockingly you will also see 1000s of videos called "That thing you like it dope!"
embyrr922: Sure
Reecer6: I dunno, I've been watching a lot of good video essays with subtle critiques recently. There's great stuff out there.
TXC2: the_number_two2 oh it goes MUCH deeper then that sadly
Mister_Hush: There's a ton of great critical analyses on YouTube! Every Frame a Painting, Lessons from the Screenplay...
Lord_Hosk: "I HATE THE THING THAT YOU LIKE! now let me start by telling you about my life for 5 minutes and how I USED to love the thing you love bUT NOW ITS SHIT!"
Despoiler98: Kathleen "Very funny" Devere
manfred909: if you do same so your self
Noy2222: I did a short Youtube series that's just me saying if shows are good or not
Abavus: When is the first episode of this coming out? I missed it. lrrBEEJ
ritchards: Perhaps they could do a rewatch podcast about Magnum PI??
Foxmar320: I watch a lot of Destiny lore videos so my recommendations are full of "This is why Destiny is dead" videos
TXC2: CinemaSins is just the tip of iceburg
PMAvers: Time for our new podcast, the Youtube Media Critique Critique podcast
ThePerrBearr: "japan consultant"
Sati90: We need a young priest and an old priest
wicker_knight: @the_number_two2 also the heirs to both CinemaSins and the unqualified descendents of the Angry Video Game Nerd
Lightningbro: It's a shame that outrage is more common than passion
asthanius: We need a big priest and a small priest
hippitybobbity: get on that Kabbalah train nerd
the_number_two2: @TXC2 Yeah I figured, I was just generalizing... there's a lot of shit out there...
Milambus: So this took me a few minutes... but according to Wikipedia, cutting through a parking lot/gas station is "Rat running".
GDwarf: Nah, you don't need any Kabbalah or Esotiric Christianity to follow Eva. probably helpful
Inkompetence: Young Ian psychology?
xantos69: I watched the whole was fine until the end. The end made me dislike the whole thing.
Rockario: Ian as the "Japanese/Production Consultant" can just sit there for 25 episodes and then be the only person to talk through the entire ending lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: Tone it differently an it's an informertial.
wiggins: famous youtuber James Turner just walked through
GDwarf: xantos69 Which end?
Foxmar320: Hey wiggins
wiggins: hi Foxmar!
r10pez10: outrage unites
Reecer6: I was told Jungian psychology was kind of like Freudian psychology in that it was supremely outdated?
MairzyDoats: I love LRR and LRR fans <3, not been able to be around as much the past couple of years, bu the feels are still there <3
wicker_knight: You need the Kabbalah to understand Evangelion in the same way you need it to understand the Sephiroth in FFVII
thetoastmonster: Cthulhu flies drones?
xantos69: @GDwarf Neon Genesis Evangelion
TXC2: we had the poops Crapshots today
circusofkirkus: @wiggins Award-winning famous youtuber James Turner
r10pez10: Jundian Psychology
ayerborne: what is happening
TXC2: MairzyDoats lrrHEART
wicker_knight: Aza-to-th
GDwarf: Reecer6 It is, but mental health care in Japan is...not great, and Anno worked on Eva while self-treating his clinical depression by going through a Jungian psychology guide
Solipsody: Intentionally!
iammorthos: Az a thoth.
TheElrad: Yog Soggoth
Foxmar320: This might take a few takes just to get the names :P
EvilBadman: Hastur?
Countjondi: Hatur isn't too bad
GDwarf: xantos69 Yeah, which ending to Eva, is what I meant. The show or the End of Eva movie?
wicker_knight: Yog-So-Toph
Phosphatide: hastur is best
MairzyDoats: @TXC2 Thanks <3
ritchards: G's face just then
DentedPockets: This is great, love it :D
I_Am_Clockwork: Knee-Ar_leth-o-tep
beowuuf: you are already wrong no matter what you say :p
ThePerrBearr: nyarlathotep
NW9k: Funny thing, an anime helped me learn that one
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TXC2: sounds like a cat says it in an anime
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RoeDent89: First syllable should be done in Skeletor
PMAvers: Nyarlathotep's lawsuit against Atlus for defamation is still ongoing.
the_number_two2: Nya!
wicker_knight: I mean, if we're following HP Lovecraft's original description, just find-replace Nyarlathotep with "Idris Elba trying to sell you cigarrettes"
xantos69: @GDwarf The show. After that ending I had absolutely no interest in watching more of it.
Featherweight_: it would funny if you said them backwords then flip it forward for the final audio to make it sound like your pronouncing them "correctly"
asthanius: hueg
MilkInBag: if this is the actual angle shot, you could also glue the text in the window
GDwarf: xantos69 Ah, see, I really like the show's ending, it complete's Shinji's journey and growth. It was also like that because they had all their time and budget cut and were working on fumes.
GDwarf: xantos69 Now, the End of Eva movie is...depressing as all get out
I_Am_Clockwork: don't hurt Jame's blinds :D
Foxmar320: Id be so worried my phone would fall
Despoiler98: yea alright
Deflagratio_Noctum: Is this crapshot in the same universe as the ordinary zombie apocalypse?
Rockario: *GASP* That's out!?
ThePerrBearr: fomo?
EvilBadman: Sabrina has one too
Aviator_Moonshine: As a man, I LOVED it!
the_number_two2: I really wanna watch Aggretsuko
Aviator_Moonshine: yet to see the holiday special thou
Stellapacifica: That's nice on the ears
Stellapacifica: Oh well
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Abavus: While I like this idea in theory, I have concerns.
ThePerrBearr: Graham, getting his phone to run on Windows!
beowuuf: here's a little song i like to use to remind me of pronounciations :p
Foxmar320: Please phone stick to window and don't fall
TXC2: Fomo REALLY sounds like a social networking site
the_number_two2: Is there a great old one associated with knowlegde?
player0x01: @ThePerrBearr ....omg, that was awful.... I loved it. ;)
the_number_two2: *knowledge
GDwarf: I think I have good odds of getting onto the 8 billion under 8 billion list.
NW9k: @the_number_two2 i mean.....their very essence has to do with being unknowable, right?
Reecer6: You could use paper.
Aziraphalesshop: There is a trick to tearing gaff/spike tape easily
TXC2: ThePerrBearr I dont know whether to Purge you or kiss you Kappa
Rhynerd: "Man, claiming the surface is gonna be harder than I thought."
GDwarf: the_number_two2 Many of them. I'm not...super up on my Lovecraft lore, so I don't recall if Nyarly is a Great Old One or an Elder God or what, but I'm pretty sure it's associated with forbidden knowledge
asthanius: And WRITE your messages
Nightvalien28: and delete alexa
TXC2: turns out Social media was a mistake
Nightvalien28: tech bros are a mistake
the_number_two2: @NW9k Fair. I was wondering if the one who had to delete b/c of FOMO was like going to a buffet when really hungry and then overeating
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: At this point anything social media is just to harvest data from you
NimrodXIV: deleting after the breach also doesn't help?
7gorobei: even worse, amazon's alexa is actually spying on you. someone did a data request and found all kinds of stuff being collected
Kykiwi: ya broke it!
CaptainSpam: The only people who would delete their accounts over this never had Facebook accounts to begin with.
Lord_Hosk: Call in the window covering expert!
rustenskurk: I feel like we need some sort of organized social media user advocate group.
Abavus: Ya heck'd it
NW9k: @the_number_two2 LUL
Astral_Apache: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:39.
the_number_two2: @GDwarf was it the one that deleted b/c of FOMO in this bit?
CaKnuckleguy: The horses are out, quick close the barn door!
KerbalDyne: how have i never watched this stream before?? this is amazing
Foxmar320: O_O
embyrr922: Beej...
GhostOfACoffeeCup: What a time to be in when the worst kind of facebook doesn't cause a broken nose or poked-out eye.
player0x01: The safe assumption about "you're" facebook content, is that *non* of it is private.
EvilBadman: Artisanal art is anal.
TXC2: I thought we could eat ass again in 2018?
Phosphatide: james the window coverings expert
freshmaker__: this makes complete sense if it's the case, but are they so careful about the windows so people don't know where the moonbase is?
laozi3: how long have they been live?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Alexa, you had ONE JOB, and that was not to prove the tinfoil-hatsm'n correct.
NW9k: @KerbalDyne Welcome, there is much to be discovered for you o-o; also check their stuff out on YouTube, cause they got a lot of it
TXC2: freshmaker__ yeap
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Foxmar320: All the words were stopped
Lord_Hosk: this is gonna be a toughy
Foxmar320: Yeah
CaptainSpam: I'm pretty sure Alexa's one job was "Make Jeff Bezos money in a way that forces people to give him money by network effect". :p
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh i just got here, we're getting Cthulhu'd?
beowuuf: all pronounciations are creating issues :p
Foxmar320: :D
TheGamesBlog: Just call her Nyaruko
NW9k: @TheGamesBlog xtheanAyy
Ashen_Prime: Would it be worthwhile to get the teleprompter so they don't have to try and scroll it themselves?
beowuuf: it is so worthwhile though :)
Abavus: jamieCare
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: damn my human arms
Stoffern: The eldergods are cursing this crapshot
Foxmar320: Fact
TXC2: "body awareness" = proprioception
RockPusher: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
Phosphatide: graham’s voice crack there was good
rustenskurk: More emphasis on actually probably
Lord_Hosk: perfect!
Foxmar320: That was a good take
TheElrad: Nyarlatothep
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:40.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Nee Arr Lath O Tep?
asthanius: Nyary, for short
TheElrad: you could try Hasteur
Zachasaurs: nyaa-lo-the-tep
Armstrong11139: I usually say "nyar-LATH-oh-tep"
Lord_Hosk: They are gonna get super upset if you get their name wrong
TheElrad: Hastur
Fugi: Are you sure that's not just the anime beej
Questhere: nyaaphbbbbttstep
wicker_knight: He isn't in the Lovecraft short story, but has been since
NW9k: @Fugi The anime was accurate though!
GDwarf: Nyrlathotep has no defined appearance, he can shape-shift
ThePerrBearr: nyarlethotep is male
CaKnuckleguy: All praise the Noodly Lord. Braised be his reach. FSM. R'amen
TXC2: why would elder gods even have gender?
TheElrad: Shub-Niggurath
Robot_Bones: Bubahotep
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Questhere no no, that's his cousin
TheGamesBlog: Nyar Bubba Hotep. Got it
ritchards: Nyala is often a black man so...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what Elrad said*
asthanius: @TXC2 Because Lovecraft was Lovecraft
TXC2: !clips
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RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Foxmar320: The Old Ones dance
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That's my horse
TheGamesBlog: @Robot_Bones hey, great minds
RayFK: The fuck are my friends doing
FickleMuse: You have said that name too many times. You'll summon them. :P
thegreatwyrdling: This is how the end begins.
GDwarf: New crapshot
Sati90: And now the ritual is COMPLETE! lrrCOW
the_number_two2: we need to clip this
thundershot879: !clip
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sivakrytos: yes, one would think that cosmic horrors wouldn't really have a human conception of gender
TXC2: asthanius off course
rustenskurk: Are we doing summoning now?
azureHaights: HULLABALOO.
asthanius: Potter Puppet Pals in here
circusofkirkus: Summoning the elder gods
Foxmar320: RayFK no one knows
EvilBadman: If 2019 is fucked, this is why. We summoned shit.
freshmaker__: oh we made a new better crapshot
beowuuf: lrrBEEJ
chipmunk_man: Is this how shooting normally goes?
Silver__Knight_: RayFK worshiping
Aviator_Moonshine: The point of the Old Gods is that their names are so alien that no matter how you pronounce them or say them, you'll never get 'em right, cause of how darn strange and alien they are meant to be.
NW9k: @RayFK Uhh...
azlan121: is this the summinging ritual?
MalBeam: it's the great old one polka
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
gsyhiap: well this was an interesting point to join...
VoidByAnyOtherName: she's an eldritch abomination, not your waifu
Xavorin: Hello, next Highlights segment
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
Tiber727: Are we making a new Newgrounds meme song?
CloudSwordTwitch: Clip it, you nitwits
rustenskurk: Highlight reel?
wicker_knight: Yghai-Phghathn
Nightvalien28: RayFK cult, cult, cult, cult
Stoffern: RayFK Summoning elder gods
Aviator_Moonshine: so no matter how you say them it doesn't matter much.
the_number_two2: cliiiiiip
Milambus: The hottest jam of 2019
Silver__Knight_: VoidByAnyOtherName por que no los dos
freshmaker__: @VoidByAnyOtherName are those mutually exclusive?
wicker_knight: well, really big, really smart squid, but still not that impossible
beowuuf: SCORE!
Foxmar320: Nice
RockPusher: LUL
MilkInBag: HA G
andrew: damn that was a good take
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Foxmar320: Hey Andrew
chipmunk_man: Is this normal?
NW9k: Dance for the elder gods!
freshmaker__: Dumbledore!
manfred909: slytqFacepalm
TheGamesBlog: Good take, y'all
EvilBadman: Cam wanders in with a bat
Lightningbro: Please let that dance go into the highlights
Sati90: The grace of the OLD ONES was with you
CloudSwordTwitch: Pls clip
TXC2: Bannger alert
wicker_knight: yeah, like the original description of Nyarlathotep is almost literally, "a smart, handsome black man". It's, well, typical lovecraft
Abavus: Repeasting a word isn't a song
circusofkirkus: Lovecraft Mumble rap
NW9k: @Abavus have you ever HEARD music?
MalBeam: mystery cultists i can't hear youuu
Reecer6: Way better than Gucci Gang.
Damagicsausage: Why does the violent one have a bat?
Bladinus: turn out... that dance is what actually summons them
Mysticman89: I appreciate the bathroom mirror view
Abavus: NW9k, tought but fair
wicker_knight: @Abavus Trap music begs to disagree
andrew: i am extremely here for this
TXC2: Vapourwave is more 80's no?
delta__vee: wait is vapourwave 90s?
FickleMuse: Hottest of takes
RockPusher: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
Foxmar320: lol
FickleMuse: I mean I also didn't like it. XD
azureHaights: Damnit, now I wanna see a one-off LRRskit that's just a cover of Bulbous Bouffant
manfred909: kathle3HEX
MalBeam: graham, are you taping loss onto your shirt?
Reecer6: It's the Musk aura.
Silver__Knight_: What is Kathleen's emote of?
MilkInBag: now swallow it, for science
ritchards: edit both then!
TXC2: hold!
Foxmar320: Save us Paul
Mister_Hush: Comically Expensive Storage Medium is my vaporwave studio
TXC2: !break
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sir_jack_DB: xD
beowuuf: additonal editing time dedicated to remix of song? :)
NW9k: @Foxmar320 Can we truly be saved? Can we?
RockPusher: Mirror Heather Sees All lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Krektogar: damn, now we'll miss the end of the song!
Unlucky_Desperado: my timing is still impeccable for either breaks or end of streams
tehcrashxor: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5171: "'I love commotions!' 'I've noticed that about you.'" —Kathleen and Dale
Lightningbro: Can we replace Teeth with Nyarlathotep?
TXC2: wow break music, not had this in a while
Abavus: LRRbot, yea! Self-care! jamieCare
Foxmar320: NW9k only by Paul
mercano82: Is it too soon to put a Narlethotap dance challenge into the Desert Bus system?
Mysticman89: so what is the spelling of the thing that kathleen has learned tro pronounce?
tehcrashxor: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
NW9k: @Foxmar320 Is Paul our savior, then?
Bladinus: TEETH
Rhynerd: @Mister_Hush Have they ever worked with Milkshake Samurai?
delta__vee: @Mysticman89, nyarlathotep
Silver__Knight_: Nyarlathotep
RockPusher: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
Foxmar320: NW9k His beard is made of pure magic
TXC2: mercano82 yes
Mysticman89: plausible. still easier than most iccelandic words.
TXC2: or welsh
NW9k: @Foxmar320 I have found my new cult, then.
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cfpreston: but now where will all the shuggoths go?
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r10pez10: !next
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r10pez10: spice
beowuuf: they can fit in anywhere...
MilkInBag: D:
Foxmar320: Welcome back
TXC2: and we're back
asthanius: no audio
Foxmar320: No audio
TheAinMAP: Sound?
Abavus: jamieMute
RockPusher: jamieMute jamieMute jamieMute
theovenbird: muted
tehcrashxor: Muted!
ritchards: can anyone read lips?
sir_jack_DB: xD
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun No audio
Rockario: Beej, you need to make the noise again, we diddn't hear lrrBEEJ
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Foxmar320: There we go
RockPusher: there we are
Stellapacifica: There we do
solahwin_tampramain: there is no mouth honks
gsyhiap: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: there we go
Rhynerd: I wonder what he was telling Beej
PrinceXPhantom: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: Darn!
tehcrashxor: Audio desynced a bit?
Rockario: Thank you, this was important to know
solahwin_tampramain: ^^
RockPusher: lrrBEEJ
Aviator_Moonshine: Your true f eelings?
ThorSokar: Secrets!
TXC2: it was a thing man was not meant to know Kappa
Foxmar320: We are all here so lets do both
freshmaker__: was the squeak like the pinched balloon noise?
gsyhiap: LUL
shurtal: appropriate
ElderAtropos: awesome Myst shirt
ThePerrBearr: perfect
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can that just be a crapshot?
Abavus: It would match the theme in a way
Xavorin: Pretty sure this audio is actually summoning a Great Old One.
LoadingReadyRun: WHat do the elder god names sound like in reverse?
MilkInBag: if you say Nyarlatoteph backwards, it actually says the next lottery numbers
Foxmar320: This is how this Crapshoot was meant to be edited. Backwards.
NarishmaReborn: this is the crapshot for when the Old Ones DO drive everyone mad
Kykiwi: works peffect for cuthulu crap shot
ritchards: @SydPreviouslyHeadache there was one
the_number_two2: Ha!
TXC2: it sounds like the Swedish chef
ghost_waz: twin peaks edition?
Bitter0ne: hmp
hippitybobbity: gotem!
ZethRuss: thats good, ship it
ThorSokar: speed run the entire thing backwards at the end, and then honk?
azlan121: its bulgarian!
PrinceXPhantom: im pretty sure this could just be a crapshot
Abavus: I did, thanks
EvilBadman: Why has this not been utilized for a Halloween or April Fool's
VoidByAnyOtherName: this is what i expected
freshmaker__: I'm scared if we hear nyarlathotep sounds like backwards itll sound normal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah there was. can we have another reversed crapshot?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Is Your Pledicadicedemyepyen?
gsyhiap: The insanity manifests as speaking in tongues, it would seem...
Stoffern: So...where's the secret message?
ThorSokar: (like time is all f'd up because the old ones are back)
TXC2: there is a reverse crapshot
RockPusher: Cool Technology!
Spluuga rolls in
Pal_Friendpatine: This is normal right
azureHaights: Clearly in April it's F O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
Spluuga: someone mentioned Finland?
Lord_Hosk: Wait video and audio can be edited with technology?
VoidByAnyOtherName: make the "stinger" the crap shot backwards
ThorSokar: 100% speedomoter
Foxmar320: lol
gsyhiap: "blade speed"?
Rockario: DDon't speed on the on-ramp
Foxmar320: Graham's mind just got blown
Lord_Hosk: Blade speed? is that the speed of Marvel Vampire slayer Blade?
freshmaker__: while you studied editing, I studied the blade speed
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TXC2: New function Graham didn;t know about
NimrodXIV: Today Graham learned
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: you learned a thing!
jadedcynic: !uptimew
Aviator_Moonshine: *Knowledge a thing*
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jadedcynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:19.
Sati90: Artisanal
ritchards: edit both of them then!
Chartle: color correction?
Lightningbro: It's a shame, if ever there was a chance to play a crapshot backwards, it's a crapshot about the old ones coming to life
Mister_Hush: Kathleen really needs to cheat toward the camera in some of these one-shots
Lord_Hosk: Play the audio of the whole crapshot backward and sped up over the end title card
TXC2: I dont know, looks more natural
asthanius: btw, I noticed you changing the second "upset" to "bent out of shape" Graham. Good catch
Foxmar320: Can 2018 be over already plz
Driosenth: can you make the color from the window a unearthly hue?
TXC2: Foxmar320 just 10 more days
A_Dub888: s e c r e t m e n u s
asthanius: Real colors have curves
EvilBadman: It's going as quick as it can, Foxmar320
Xavorin: Can the stinger just be Kathleen just saying Nyarlathotep over and over?
TXC2: we can make it
Sati90: Curves in places curves should not be
Abavus: Ooooooh
Abavus: Very fancy
Pal_Friendpatine: See Crit menus
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh cool
Lord_Hosk: but a huge improvement
EvilBadman: G, did you see the tweets about the LOTR extended cuts' color correction?
Mysticman89: some of of this video magic seems like black magic.
TXC2: It looks more like it's a clear day, and not overcast
freshmaker__: I love this special magic you're doing.
Foxmar320: Just Kathleen or colour :P
RockPusher: Kathleen confirmed a void from which colour cannot escape lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Lord_Hosk: thats amazing
sopranocat just subscribed with Twitch Prime. sopranocat subscribed for 24 months in a row!
sopranocat: [Tune of Jungle Bells] Two year sub! Two year sub! On the wiiin-ter solstice!
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: data!
ThorSokar: the waveform is super neat, now I wanna do a DB timelapse that just shows that
TheWooglie: That the video version of peaking?
The_Voices: Graham... i want your shirt!
Picklewater just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Picklewater subscribed for 6 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Picklewater! (Today's storm count: 32)
nbinney: Is that a Myst shirt?
EvilBadman: @ThorSokar Steph'd make it turn into a rainbow. :D
Riandisa: It is
nbinney: lrrWOW
FlameI7: Is today just editing?
Riandisa: It's from Fangamer
Foxmar320: Its such a good shirt
rustenskurk: Oh I totally myst that
MilkInBag: LUL
kamelion84: katesLol
the_number_two2: ha!
jakale: good ol riven
TXC2: weird flex, but OK
RockPusher: slytqLOL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesLol
Rockario: "Sometimes Daddy says weird things"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "daddy why are you like you are?"
NarishmaReborn: what are kids for if not for confusing them with references they were never around for
ThorSokar: please tell me she ended that conversation with "Weird flex, but OK" and walked away
mercano82: "...And so I close, realizing that ending is perhaps unwritten."
Mister_Hush: It's the kind of thing that will stay with her for YEARS, and it will bug the hell out of her
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I always love being able to watcht he filming of crapshots and ideas
Stellapacifica: Penelope is going to be (is already?) the absolute most savage little kid
freshmaker__: The waveform seems very good for trying to learn. It looks easier to conceptualise than just the 3 circles.
BlueChloroplast: Is that a book turned into a club???
solahwin_tampramain: cam is in the middle of a face movement
MalenkyMalchick: Yes!p. Long wait!
NarishmaReborn: we're all so proud of Graham
beowuuf: poops
DentedPockets: Set them to 2020, look ahead.
Foxmar320: So proud
gsyhiap: gg, G
jakale: indeed, 4 hours ago according to youtube
mugsi_: *movie trailer voice* coming in 2019
BlueChloroplast: Ukrainian Christmas?
beowuuf: i had to write 2020 today :(
TXC2: !clips
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Foxmar320: LOL
tehcrashxor: lrrDARK
Slurpee_E: lrrWOW
NarishmaReborn: Kathleen is an amazing human
kamelion84: lrrWOW
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Sati90: A PHD in Bengali Solar new year
Rockario: I'm sure the People of Bengal appreciate us soming up with a song for their calendar
MalenkyMalchick: Dances out was a nice touch.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: that's the only reason there's ANY songs
Inkompetence: If you remembered more of the song, maybe you'd know more about Bengali Solar New Year!
tehcrashxor: Dancing? Eww.
ThePerrBearr: if you can dance
Mister_Hush: Hot Face James
the_number_two2: The Human Condition? Eww
TXC2: James' face is always hot Kappa
Foxmar320: So hot
asthanius: Ooh subtle
Feminine_Desires: Cam is in the middle of some face movement at the end there
lord_wertornion: So now I know that Bengali Solar New Year is april 14th.
ThorSokar: is there suttle terring on James' face (around when he blinks) or is that just my brain being bad?
Foxmar320: YT :(
MalenkyMalchick: I liked a little longer wait to the honk.
Fugi: there is a skip button when you watch playlists so if it bugs you you can skip to the next episode
tehcrashxor: Yeah, the long endtime is annoying while watching them in playlists
rustenskurk: Can't you use like Google Analytics or something to test that clickthrough rate?
TXC2: annotations were kinda useful
TinoDidriksen: The real problem is that annotations can't work on mobile, so YT doesn't like them.
Abavus: Oh good...
PMAvers: Oh look, Youtube making changes to their website that no one asked for.
Rhynerd: So, Let's Riffd are just going to be silent playthroughs of bad games?
Foxmar320: Time travel Graham. Its a thing.
Stellapacifica: Oh dear. That's going to kill annotated MST3K videos. They explained all the references.
Fugi: Look I may have watched over a hundred crapshots in a day don't judge beej
ThePerrBearr: shh, don't tell them about my time machine
JeracotIII: the end card adds a nice breather after each punchline to me
The_Color_Twelve: dont judge me
Camail: Judge!
hoktauri: So if I watch the VOD in two weeks I get 100 more crapshots?
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Cam is in the middle of some face movement reaction at the end of that crapshot.
Rhynerd: Let's Riffs were only Let's Plays back when you could make public annotation editors for videos
the_number_two2: Fugi. Hah. Only over 100... Amateur... Kappa
freshmaker__: Write 100 of your own and watch them interspersed with yours
beowuuf: NOOO
NimrodXIV: ouch
Rhynerd: They were were silent playthrough of bad games that viewers could riff on by adding annotations to.
sir_jack_DB: "praxis" *honk*
Fugi: chat what's a praxis
ThePerrBearr: so, does james read through osmisis?
the_number_two2: The nod is good
Lord_Hosk: and here I am wishing that when I went to a playlist it would run from oldest to newest video
the_number_two2: Well it's like a practice...
Feminine_Desires: Yay
TXC2: Fugi it's Practising a thing
hoktauri: Don't we all know what a praxis is? ....
Lightningbro: Practise or Praxxis?
Foxmar320: Efficient stream Id say
thegreatwyrdling: What's next?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the crapshoot
TXC2: Lightningbro Praxis
beowuuf: praxis
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:32 from now).
Lord_Hosk: thats going in the highlight reel
Stellapacifica: u smol
the_number_two2: Honey, I shrunk the LRR
MalenkyMalchick: Efficient stream
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
beowuuf: the heroes!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh i was going to ask about Adam
Rhynerd: It would be just about time for a session of AdventuLRRs League if there was going to be any sessions this week.
Kykiwi: hopefully adam is here for his present
Foxmar320: oh no Adam :(
the_number_two2: Aaaadaaaam
TXC2: oh Poor adam :(
MilkInBag: pray for Adam
the_number_two2: ;(
MalenkyMalchick: Is Adam feeling better?
Mysticman89: man, we';re running out of big sub wall adventure streams for this year
Robot_Bones: got a box of eternal masters...
Rhynerd: If Adam; Theros
RockPusher: Either way, we hope Adam is well
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that would be so mean
SAJewers: adam tweeted a few mins ago
ritchards: draft Unstable!
ThePerrBearr: we had this amazing draft for your birthday. shame you couldn't be there
ZeroArcana: Theros was the first and only time i've drafted
Cactus_Cactus: Chaos numotYES
delta__vee: boo
TheGamesBlog: B+ Graham
Aviator_Moonshine: will you be at Magfest?
7gorobei: if not Adam: oThers
ContingentCat: yeah we got it
Foxmar320: We got it G A+
MalenkyMalchick: Last GP ever
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: San Andreas, where folks KNOW what picante sauce should taste like
TheOtherTrevor: LRR is killing GPs
PMAvers: That sounds like a good day to do some mail time.
RockPusher: Yay boxing day stream lrrAWESOME
prystigia just subscribed with Twitch Prime. prystigia subscribed for 4 months in a row!
prystigia: Getting my sub in before the end of the stream, healing vibes to Adam!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, prystigia! (Today's storm count: 33)
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2287 patrons for a total of $13,494.70 per month.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm going to need boxing day stream. still no clue how i'm going to survive christams day
hoktauri: Do I get another sponge?
rustenskurk: Are you gonna be boxing?
Dragonas77: Will Boxnard be there?
BlueChloroplast: Unboxings!? Kappa
TXC2: the new, SEXY jojo playmat Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: unboxing of boxing gloves, followed by a battle to the death
RockPusher: jamieCare seabatBRAIN
Krektogar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:29 from now).
BlueChloroplast: super_hot_super_hot
RockPusher: Manual Control!
Stellapacifica: Oh right I gotta get that playmat
Foxmar320: Wow
coopdawg_22: Thanks Graham
Foxmar320: LOL
BlueChloroplast: you mean brine?
Foxmar320: Now read it out
Lucien0451 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Lucien0451 subscribed for 5 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lucien0451! (Today's storm count: 34)
TheAinMAP: Uh oh!
Stellapacifica: Noooo, JoJo playmat is sold out!
RockPusher: LUL
gsyhiap: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Graham has obtained too much poewr
EvilBadman: file a jira
the_number_two2: Gonna watch that Theros Vod byee LRR
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
Stellapacifica: Cheers all!
TXC2: !discord
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2287 patrons for a total of $13,494.70 per month.
Rhynerd: and the bit start coming and they don't stop coming
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
beowuuf: thanks! bye!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody!
Rhynerd: have a good one!
LoadingReadyRun: Bug Closed: Working as intended
RockPusher: it's a feature?
emonotony: Filling Satan's shelves...
azureHaights: I saw that patron count and was like "Fallout 4 doing what now?"
EvilBadman: Having the bits show up that many times just obligates you to donate that much
TheRobotCarnival: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:17 from now).
pigburner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:15 from now).
pigburner: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:44 PM
Earthenone: any word on who will be paper fighting this friday night?
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:13 from now).
pigburner: I don't know, usually the tweet will spoil it