Loonatic93: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (15m from now).
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Walk around the fire.
Earthenone: !findquote fire
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Blasteg: FNPF hype!
TehAmelie: such hype, many wows
Blasteg: such powerful, so magic, wow
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TehAmelie: i'm a little familiar with Theros so i can probably even follow what's going on and not just watch the fun they're having
queenfounder: Been looking forward to this!
kyless2106: I remember Theros draft being pretty fun, so this should be good, fun, enchantment-oriented Magic
dialMforMara: hi all
austinoickle: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards. This week a full block Theros draft is on the block! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m from now).
dialMforMara: this block was well before I started playing, but it should still make more sense than this Root vod I'm watching
TehAmelie: hi Mara
narfblinko: finally get to watch one of these live, what a change!
virre_: Theros feels appropiate after I play UMA for FNM and build a very heroicy deck (that was horrible)
TehAmelie: lrrSMAUGNAL
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loglab: its magical
HondoTrigger: Adam's birthday draft bash!!!
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aerohydra: i am excite
theonlyangelx: oh i didn't eat my pills! remember to eat your pills chat!
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ExhaustedElox: Hey chat :)
Hulio826: Nobody is here yet to hear me say I tap my cards counterclockwise
theonlyangelx: oh hi
InsaneMuadib: Heya chat
ExhaustedElox: Good to be back for a live stream; work has made that nearly impossible.
loglab: hi
thundershot879: HYPE
AlchemicalPanda: Woot woot!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Am I just in time? I AM!
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TheMyrMan: I hardly ever get to watch live!
queenfounder: Riiiiiiight on time
queenfounder: Perfect!
jonasjonIV: yay magic!
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Mysticman89: been lurking since loadingtime, suddenly got slammed with an ad which made me realise I still had it open
theonlyangelx: @LiveFaust Good! I just ate my pills!
Feminine_Desires: JUST IN TIME
theonlyangelx: ohai @Feminine_Desires
Feminine_Desires: @theonlyangelx anniHYPE
Mysticman89: or not loadingtime, but crapshot shooting
imwaaaaytoinvested: been
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grgriffin3: Activate Greekification time!
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kyless2106: NUGGY
Jorge4hg: ben
theonlyangelx: hai @poetmarawr
ExhaustedElox: Hey! It's Jeremy! :D
gravity_pike: McDonalds Pizza!
Dryhad: Yes, Ben!
LiveFaust: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
theonlyangelx: OH EM GEE
Banrael: Bring me some nuggie pudding?
kamelion84: katesWat
theonlyangelx: Adam!
Rockario: That's a BIG question Adam
queenfounder: HAAAAAAAAAAPY (early) BIRTHDAY ADAM
theonlyangelx: I have THOUGHTS
imwaaaaytoinvested: BEN GET THIS BREAD
Questhere: grounded
grgriffin3: That's enough Internet for several days.
Issurru: Adm is probably shitposting in his discord Kappa
eye_h_bar: What did Adam say?
TheMyrMan: who else is hoping they pull Elspeth!
jonasjonIV: Ben is the child
imwaaaaytoinvested: obtain this grain ben
thmanwithnoname: I don't know why but the word nuggies really *really* bugs me :/
LiveFaust: NUGGY PIZZA *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
Dryhad: Adam looks darned near normal height!
Type_One___: ayyyyy
McGurganatorZX: ooh boy the Theros hype
Laserbeaks_Fury: #PharikaFriday!
armwvingtoobman: Why can't there be Friday Paper Peace?
litiluspumplus: I thought this was a fortnite stream
LiveFaust: I love Theros so much. It's what got me into Magic.
ExhaustedElox: North 100 represent! :D
theonlyangelx: Adam's fursona is a very hadnsome moose
Officinalis: I have an unnatural appreciation of Theros block draft.
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McGurganatorZX: aw yeah t-heros!
Jorge4hg: take all the chimeras
queenfounder: Joubngths is ALMOST a word... If you squint
sir_jack_DB: Jeremy's first draft? I can't wait to see the final copy lrrBEEJ
Hulio826: The 3 sets next to each other ask like a carpenter question. (Jou - Bang - This?)
thraximore: never made that connection...
Serifina: I heard something about THEROS?!
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queenfounder: Nice @Hulio826 we made almost the same connection
armwvingtoobman: First pick catobleepllpasta
ChaoticObserver: Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards
Vanbael: the kingdom made of cards
viridimayai: Alright, we drafting Heroic here right?
Aenir798: A duchy of cardboard?
ExhaustedElox: Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards
RavingPenguin: Katy Bleeplepasta
HesGotNoPants: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Magic: The Gathering
poetmarawr: rip graham's forehead
Hulio826: @queenfounder Oh hell yeah
theonlyangelx: i should do that too
SirSlipps: A Kingdom of Cards is still a way better slogan!
volraths_bane: How did I not realize Mini was Dominic?
TimeToFry: mse7 mse7
TemporallyAwry: Tell Me Your Secrets
dialMforMara: I got a button this week that says Show Me Your Secrets
TemporallyAwry: I just got one today.
Officinalis: Loading Ready Run sent me, butt please.
Silver__Knight_: Show me your secrets
HesGotNoPants: is this theros draft?
volraths_bane: For my fellow POI fans
sethmerickson17: i used the code last week show me your secrets
grgriffin3: LRR sent me, Bhutan please.
Pazy160: Im hoping Jeremy commits to his format and only drafts one of each card.
Type_One___: its pronounced WUBRG
armwvingtoobman: We should make it a democratic republic of cards
Silver__Knight_: Just got an order on monday, the pin was "Show me your secrets"
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theonlyangelx: classic
hi_im_emily: what if someone opens a 15 god pack
HesGotNoPants: @armwvingtoobman are you suggesting a card revolution?
TheManaLeek: Theros draft? Hype!
bobrinkman: yeah, I got "Show me your secrets" this week
hi_im_emily: because that was actually a thing
theonlyangelx: big talk from mister "nuggies pizza"
Vanbael: Close enough for adam
Jorge4hg: close enough
Vanbael: He's growing so fast
Issurru: Adam is almost as old as Blue LUL
Darth_Wooper: Happy unbirthday, Adam!
somewhatclever_: can we please get a taps for purple button?
Juniper_P1: ben throwin' those stones from that glass house there
armwvingtoobman: @hesgotnopants that would be a red card i feel
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Hey! I got the "Show Me Your Secrets" pin today. Bought my son the 5 CK Rookie Decks.
Blasteg: Can we have a "sort by color, alphabetically" button> Never thought I'd want it until I saw it
TheManaLeek: You could, the Lego police won't stop you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Advent Children Calender
TimeToFry: @TheManaLeek Don't underestimate the Lego Police
ThePerrBearr: you know your daughter better than LEGO, if you think she's smart enough to not eat it, go for it, LEGO is fun
Silver__Knight_: Laserbeaks_Fury good movie
theonlyangelx: ok, entering full screen lurk mode
ritchards: cheer500 Fer Adam! #charity
theonlyangelx: love y'all
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Darth_Wooper: And the streamers still get the full amount!
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Mister_Skittles: is Adam doing a gamehouse tomorrow
Officinalis: Backwards through time. Elspeth comes back to life and loses a sword.
andydamage: C-C-C-C-Charging Badger
Dryhad: Do it, Cam!
Laserbeaks_Fury: #PharikaFriday
AlonsoSwift: @Mister_Skittles According to the events page, yes
MrHappy12321: CHARGING BAGGER
Dryhad: Go deep or go home!
LiveFaust: Digging for Gary?
WeedenProject: So chat, It's 2am, I've just finished my last shift of the year, and I have baileys hot chocolate. Life is good :)
jeff_sg: Howdy folks benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2 benginHeart benginHeart
Gelfolius: oooh jer is drafting
brightsquid: I love Theros.. We need to go back!!
Oriion_: Deep early is life
TimeToFry: mse7 mse7 mse7
armwvingtoobman: kind of weird they put battleships in a greek mythology themed fantasy set
grgriffin3: Starfish for Cam?
viridimayai: The classic Theros "everyone goes in on white and ends up with a pile" draft format
Zalbaag: So, no one got the all gods pack?
somewhatclever_: elspeth?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @brightsquid I'll be shocked if they never return to Theros. It's such a deep plane.
Lucidmooselid: just arrived is ths pacl 1???
Darth_Wooper: @MrHappy12321 Charging bagger? *runs over* Don't you DARE bag your own groceries! katesRage
Dryhad: Makar
grgriffin3: Macar.
Aenir798: Is mono-green vanilla creatures not boring?
MuffinsOnAHill: King Macar
armwvingtoobman: they need to go back to theros so we can kill the real villain of theros
hi_im_emily: dude where's macar
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Theros was my first set.
Aenir798: @Lucidmooselid yes
B4rberblacksheep: Oh man yeah the Theros Friday Nights stuff was great
brightsquid: I missed Theros by a year. Kinda salty about it, love Greek myths
Blasteg: I never understood the draft phase :(
SquareDotCube: Makar Kingdom: A Kingdom of Makar
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: I love Sigilied starfish
JomAmman: they'll go back to Theros
Plaicoson: @Blasteg Everyone o
electrum516: Oh boi! Friday night paper fight I wonder what format it is- uhhh draft? Why 3 weeks of draft streams?
Lucidmooselid: Siiick this is a nice xmas prez haha
postmodernpajamawrestler: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:12.
grgriffin3: PATRICK
Plaicoson: open packs and pick cards from them @Blasteg , then they build decks with the cards they chose
control_rig: Patricck!
ExhaustedElox: No, this is Patrick!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pretty sure that was card Cameron was talking about
EOstby: Well, we know Ben's favorite Theros card now. :D
JomAmman: !roulette
Lucidmooselid: yeah Ben hes an allstar!!!
B4rberblacksheep: Are the packs really backed up somewhere?
postmodernpajamawrestler: that zelda jingle was way off pitch ben, I'm dissapointed
ritchards: So because this is for Adam, is it 5 matches of Adam vs each person?
Banrael: Dammit Beej.. Got into playing Magic Puzzle Quest, and when I saw Sigiled Starfish I thought it was the MTGPQ one which is sooo good.
Lucidmooselid: So muuch value!!
AlonsoSwift: Scryfish PogChamp
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Weaver is good
queenfounder: I wanna see y'all draft a single colour cube!
loglab: *drafts
Bobtheninjagoldfish: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM
ContingentCat: Never again, this is the last Draft of all time
ritchards: Any word on a RNA PPR?
aerohydra: does the rna ppr have a date yet?
loglab: **drafts*
Vampiricsloth: inb4 rochester beta draft on stream
volraths_bane: awww, I love drafts
hi_im_emily: rna ppr is gonna be so hype
RatekStormcrow: Why Is he apologizing about it being a draft ? Is a Draft bad ?
Aenir798: Are you going to draft the formats for each week that you'll play in January?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nyx infusion was pretty solid too
electrum516: well no worries @loadingreadyrun guys you have your reasons 😁
Serifina: I am so sad I never got to play Theros block.
Serifina: I wish I had.
Gelfolius: i mean i love drafts, but other things are good too
masonator2020: But I love drafts and people yelling bc they got good cards
WeedenProject: Has the next preprerelease been confirmed yet?
solahwin_tampramain: lrrEFF Im late
Laserbeaks_Fury: "But *why* leg?"
electrum516: Pick bombs!!
armwvingtoobman: Wait, this isn't bridge!?
Plaicoson: me too @Serifina , i came back to magic just at its dusk
Lucidmooselid: @Serifina mee too
Darth_Wooper: @Blasteg everyone opens a pack, and picks a card from it. Then they pass the remaining cards to the person next to them. That person picks a card from the new pack and passes the rest on. This continues until all the cards are gone. Repeat with the next pack, passing the other direction. Then again with the third pack.
viridimayai: I bet everyone avoids white, and Jeremy does not care, and gets all of it
Laserbeaks_Fury: I prefered Triple Theros too
Aenir798: Why not tonight!?
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solahwin_tampramain: get to see my seabatBRAIN boi!
Dumori: Tbh for a repeate week draft differs a lot between format Id rather 3 weeks of draft than say 3 commander or highlander I think
Officinalis: IIRC triple Theros was most well received.
Silver__Knight_: I preferred 3x Theros
UnseenAcademical: @Graham BTW did you get a chance to look up Hadestown? Speaking of mythology.
TheManaLeek: I have no qualms with frequent drafts, draft is the best
MrPolyK: I definitely liked triple Theros the most
postmodernpajamawrestler: don't get attatched
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Wonderdoc: 3xTheros was the best. Especially in the early weeks when it was easy to grab 3+ Garys
Officinalis: @UnseenAcademical I just ordered tickets to the musical for next summer.
Serifina: @Plaicoson I wanted to get back into Magic during Theros, and just never quite got there because of a number of things. I didn't actually get back into Magic until this year.
MrPolyK: You were more likely to get Polukranos
TheManaLeek: 3x Theros was great, I think Born and Journey just didn't change enough so after 9 months of drafting it got boring
djalternative: What are the full pack names in theros block?
UnseenAcademical: @Officinalis SWEET!
TheManaLeek: @djalternative Theros, Born of the Gods, Journey into Nyx
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @djalternative Theros -- Born of the Gods -- Journey Into Nyx
Laserbeaks_Fury: !card renown weaver
LRRbot: Renowned Weaver [G] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/1] | {1}{G}, Sacrifice Renowned Weaver: Create a 1/3 green Spider enchantment creature token with reach.
UnseenAcademical: It looks like they've managed to make the stage work really tightly edited.
Aenir798: Mono-color drafts are the best drafts
Lagrangeismyhomie: Triple THeros is first to five Garys
AtlasJackson: Oh wow. I never drafted Theros, I always thought Hubris's bouncing auras as well was a downside. Totally didn't think of Bestow.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, could remember if the spider she makes was an enchanment
virre_: Thripple Theros, the format where everybody wanted to build a Gary deck
Aenir798: Do you have furniture made of Magic cards?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I run Nykthos in my Mono-G Devotion Hydras deck
Dryhad: Hahaha. Gaaarry
hi_im_emily: hopefully by set then number and not beejsort
Laserbeaks_Fury: mono green was good devotion color
ritchards: Hi James!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Laserbeaks_Fury It's SO GOOD for Commander
Angreed66: Well currently I rooting for Ben based of his deck direction.
queenfounder: Ben's chipped nails reminded me I have to redo mine, so thanks, I guess?
Beleqwaya: oh ho!
Dryhad: That's almost a metaphor for life there, Ben
TheManaLeek: Scryfish!
Agu_Sakku: My LGS tryied to do a draft today for FNM. But like usual. No one showed up again. So we had fun playing EDH instead. My LGS still needs help with getting tier 1 an 2 for WPN.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Agu_Sakku Where?
virre_: Personally I was okey with thripple Theros and almost quit totaly with eh whichever the next one was
Agu_Sakku: @MaxTurkeyFlaps NY state
Beleqwaya: "When life gives you really good Magic cards, you should probably play them." ~Plato
BritishHat: Last pick, baby
TheManaLeek: @Agu_Sakku Small population town?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Polukranos was Theros right?
zarbit: Oh hey Adam's back! Hope he's on the upswing finally.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Agu_Sakku , ah, OK. Use the Twitch Machine to organize an invasion?
solahwin_tampramain: wow ben and adam had the same 2 cards and past the same one katesLol
TehAmelie: Graham: "Fart!" Me "How did he know?"
Dryhad: Graham, white is not open, stay in black!
Dryhad: (Too deep a cut?)
sethmerickson17: what is chats opinion on the new guild mechanics
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie Facebook's spying knows no bounds...
Silver__Knight_: nah Dryhad
Agu_Sakku: @MaxTurkeyFlaps YUP, dead center between two large cities. Lost two LGS in my county last year. So this new one is having trouble going.
LloydWallace: Dryhad: I got it. Angry/Crazy Jer from that episode is great.
TheManaLeek: @sethmerickson17 Love em, nothing seems too overpowered over others like Guilds had issues with
abaoa_qu: The garbo rare Adam opened was the rare in the first pack I ever opened
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Agu_Sakku, that sucks. Sorry friend.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Drifting
Mysticman89: J-turns are spicy
Doc_Rider: So Theros is Greek mythology themed?
thenb44: yep
solahwin_tampramain: yes
TheManaLeek: @Doc_Rider Heavily!
sethmerickson17: yeahi dont know the simic seems much weaker than the rest
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Agu_Sakku, here in St. Louis we have a dozen or so LGSs but none run draft FNM. It's all Standard or Modern.
grgriffin3: That level of transition would be accompanied by the sound of gears shredding themselves.
solahwin_tampramain: "Themed"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Enchantment removal is really good in Theros
Doc_Rider: Interesting. As a fan of Greek mythology, this will be an interesting stream.
queenfounder: So is WOTC paying y'all for "everything is fine" haha
TheManaLeek: In limited the Simic ability will be great, but constructed yeah it might not be too good
queenfounder: lrrFINE
TheManaLeek: @Doc_Rider There are some really deep cuts, like Hundred-Handed One whose Greek counterpart I can't remember...
Laserbeaks_Fury: snek
Agu_Sakku: @MaxTurkeyFlaps I have a LGS in the next county over, that rotates Draft/Modern every FNM. But i cant get out there.
Mrjugglingbear: omg this takes me back
solahwin_tampramain: no " Apollo, god of the sun" thats heliods job here
brightsquid: @TheManaLeek Briares
frozenphoenix7: @TheManaLeek The Hecatronchares(spelling likely not accurate)
Lagrangeismyhomie: Go with snek
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Dryhad: Hekatonkheires
Mrjugglingbear: this is pack 2 no?
brightsquid: True there was more than one
solahwin_tampramain: yes
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @TheManaLeek That is my favorite ever ability text. May block 99 additioanal attackers?!
Lagrangeismyhomie: You're my boy, Ben!
frozenphoenix7: Also the Titan of Eternal Fire and Chained to the Rocks for deep cuts as well
sethmerickson17: i just dont like that you can only activate the adapt ability once if I read the flavor text right
Doc_Rider: Is there a card based on Hercules?
TheManaLeek: @MaxTurkeyFlaps Got 99 problems but blocking ain't one
Kerrisis: Don't recognise the guy in the cap. Is he one of the North 100 crew?
grgriffin3: Those badger decks (because you pulled it off in a streamed draft too) were AMAZING.
frozenphoenix7: I don't beleve so @Doc_Rider
frozenphoenix7: believe*
Mister_Hawk: @Doc_Rider Hero of Iroas I think?
LoadingReadyRun: You actually fight Hekatonkheires at the beginning of one of the God of War games. He is super freaky
TheManaLeek: @Doc_Rider I believe that's one they actually never really figured out. There are plenty of champions but no specific Herc
SydPreviouslyHeadache: charity50 Happy Birthday Adam. also Theros looks fun #charity
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thenb44: yes he is @Kerrisis
Mrjugglingbear: @Kerrisis you are correct :)
thenb44: thats jeremy
erased_citizen: lets see who picked the god, either James or Jeremy
ContingentCat: mistakes have been lrrSPOOP
thegatherers: i will pay $100 for a signed oreskos sunguide
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:33.
eSeamus: I miss the Wacky Drafts from MTGO Academy...
Lagrangeismyhomie: badger badger badger
RavingPenguin: !updog
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grgriffin3: Chaaaaarging Badger charging free!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: God I want to see a Monstrous Polukranos for old time's sake..
Kerrisis: THanks @thenb44 @Mrjugglingbear :)
Spectre97: You can activate Adapt multiple times if you take the counters off of the creature.
markededge: Hercules was originally supposed to be in the set, but they used his card slot for mist cutter hydra iirc
trident042: @eSeamus Same
RavingPenguin: !henway
Teslamat: @sethmerickson17 it could activated multiple if there is a way to remove the counters, which is most likely a thing given what I"ve read about it.
Beleqwaya: What was the spicy card that Ben passed at the start of the pack?
brightsquid: If we go back I want sagas based off The Theriad
dylanbbb: Adapt fixes the memory issues monstrous had. Mainly keeping track of if a creature is monstrous
Mrjugglingbear: Oh and btw, Happy hollidays to all!
queenfounder: WOTC made a video explaining each ability and adapt can be done more than once. But it needs to have 0 counters on it again. And it said that there is cards that removes all counters so... synergy
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @brightsquid Oh, Theros Sagas would be AMAZING
grgriffin3: @markededge I always assumed the Hero of Iroas was supposed to be Herc.
sethmerickson17: yeah but its going to need a lot of support to make it work.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Miracles were in Innistrad block, my dude
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Doc_Rider: This set greatly interests me...
darkecologist: temple of malady was the first card i ever drafted
B4rberblacksheep: Is James just watching Ben and Adams picks?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @queenfounder , yeah, MaRo has said that +1/+1 counters will be a moveable resource for Simic
ritchards: @B4rberblacksheep he watching chat
EOstby: The Saga of Elspeth's Betrayal. :(
ExhaustedElox: Poor Elspeth
zarbit: Elspeth's Return! Be positive!
frozenphoenix7: Elspeth has no one to blame but herself.
markededge: @grgriffin3 I think it was mentioned in an article the fate of hercules.
frozenphoenix7: She made the deal, she got what she deserved.
Lord_Hosk: As I recall this format you put down a 1/1 and then put a enchantment on it every turn and smash right?
ritchards: Gary count time!
trident042: Go you one better - rather than rehash "historic matters", play to the strength of Theros. "Mythical matters" - instead of legends, sagas and artifacts, have stuff trigger on legends, sagas and enchantments
sethmerickson17: seems right
rendelnep: MMMM steaks
TheManaLeek: @Lord_Hosk Basically. But putting them on a 4/5 snake is better
SydPreviouslyHeadache: someone dropped the stakes
Mrjugglingbear: Any news on when the christmas mail time is coming out?
B4rberblacksheep: I'm sorry. I should have phrased that better.
queenfounder: I was honestly so ready to be in Orzhov but I think I've been sold on Azorius just from that video
queenfounder: And I told my husband I'd stop being a blue player... Oops
grgriffin3: Tymmy!
djalternative: I want Target Minotaur in a return to theros block
frozenphoenix7: @queenfounder Why would you ever turn away from the correct side?
ritchards: Simic! Simic! Simic!
dialMforMara: @queenfounder Addendum removes my one remaining psychological barrier to playing Azorius--that I'd have to know how the stack worked
zarbit: Oh man, Purph's Emissary was a nutso uncommon
Lagrangeismyhomie: I have like 20 Tymarets
thraximore: staunch hearted warrior does work
dialMforMara: Still planning to pick Simic or Gruul at prerelease
stevestein: Ben's mouth writing checks his pack can
stevestein: t cash
grgriffin3: Azorius 4 lyfe! That new Lavinia speaks to me on a deep and personal level.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fade exiles Gods
Doc_Rider: Question for the table: Favourite Theros God?
dialMforMara: @Doc_Rider Kruphix
viridimayai: Theros God? Gotta be Athreos
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Doc_Rider Iroas or Nylea
frozenphoenix7: I'm chat, not table, but Pharika.
Mrjugglingbear: @doc
embyrr922: Yes, James, you can open A Pack, over and over, until you get a Gary
WeedenProject: @Doc_Rider Either Kruphix or Mogis
snirky: phenax
thraximore: Theros God? Gary.
Mrjugglingbear: @Doc_Rider Mogi
Mrjugglingbear: mogis
Lord_Hosk: Theros was such a great set... theros was such a... above average... block
frozenphoenix7: Pharika because GB Constellation was so freaking sweet.
stevestein: @Doc_Rider Is Charlamagne Tha God from Theros?
Bugberry: I was away from Magic when Theros was around, so I have little context for it's Limited archetypes.
darkecologist: i like the blue white lady who's friends with the polis
frozenphoenix7: Nothing like killing your opponent's 6/6 with Doomwake Giant triggers.
dialMforMara: @Lord_Hosk the place has too many gods
Beleqwaya: uuhh
grgriffin3: OH HELLO
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Bugberry R/W Heroic, Green Bestow, Mono-B Gary...
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postmodernpajamawrestler: Ben is practically bristling with joy
TheManaLeek: Theros block suffered from being the last full block. 9 months is way too long to be drafting the same set that's made slightly different a couple times
jonasjonIV: Ah. Petards!
Znazl: lrrBEEJ
djalternative: I love petards. Especially cherry petards. those are the best.
loulou2222: nowadays a pertard in french just means firecracker
ContingentCat: it's never good to be "the one who's expendable"
zarbit: Oh I am loving the look of Adam's deck so far
ritchards: "I only told you to blow the bloody doors off!"
frozenphoenix7: The set was also extremely low on powerlevel compared to the blocks before and after it @TheManaLeek
frozenphoenix7: Errr, the block was also low
korvys: Yeeted by your own petard
grgriffin3: Decapitated by your own petard.
Bugberry: I'd love to see them do a Time Spiral draft, though I imagine it wouldn't be easy to get enough packs.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: huh. i thought it had something to do with flying around a stage for some reason.
embyrr922: Maybe run away at an angle?
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah
Beleqwaya: Yes
ContingentCat: yes
B4rberblacksheep: Yes
grgriffin3: Call that War!
Jorge4hg: yes
SquirrelLord1111: Yes Adam, Yes
Wonderdoc: Ye
Gelfolius: yes
Bugberry: Even a Lorwyn or Shadowmoor draft would be cool.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: First draft ever I opened an Elspeth P1/P1....
andydamage: ye
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yes?
Gelfolius: woot
Lord_Hosk: Adam is in Theros Block Ben
andydamage: You made the right choice
Technic_AL: which colors is ben picking?
Kerrisis: I thought a Petard was something they hung people from, so being hoist from your own kinda meant setting yourself up to fail.
Godofmuffins: Good ole 5 colour Mediocre stuff.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: CONDRAGULATIONS
ShortRound2099: finallly catching a live stream during the week
djalternative: adam is playing an unstable traft
Bugberry: @MaxTurkeyFlaps My first Fat Pack on release day of Alara I opened Elspeth. So my first Mythic when they introduced Mythics.
Doc_Rider: GDI, Ben
B4rberblacksheep: Bens got a real strong pokerface today :p
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho all, how goes things?
sir_jack_DB: Vulpine Goliath is such a silly creature, I love it
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Bugberry Daaaaamn...
MrPhlip: Pretty sure Adam is playing 4D ultramagic with his giant brain
ContingentCat: @B4rberblacksheep he's learned well from Serge
Bladinus: Hi Clockwork
Mysticman89: I like to mentally swap the word petard with leotard for the epic wedgie imagery
Bugberry: Ben has the best color.
queenfounder: Considering this is FOR Adam I hope he likes his deck
tehcrashxor: How many cards in a modern pack?
Plaicoson: 15
djalternative: Ben IS the best color
Teslamat: @tehcrashxor 15
Plaicoson: 10 commons, 3 uncommons, 1 rare and land, thats the usual spread
Doc_Rider: I've come to understand that Ben is the lovable idiot of LRR, or am I wrong?
Darth_Wooper: Don't go anywhere... unless you need to use the washroom, stretch, or get a drink. This is a good time for that. And take your meds if you need to! Self-care friends! <3
queenfounder: I'm not sure I'd say that, he builds lots of decks for people
zarbit: Water is an A+ stream pairing
Teslamat: @Doc_Rider Not idiot, but yeah.
TheRobotCarnival: bens no idiot, he's a smarty pants
Darth_Wooper: Loveable yeah. Ben's adorable. He might play an idiot sometimes but he isn't one.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ben is not an idiot, he just plays one at times.
TheRobotCarnival: he's an engineer!
Darth_Wooper: @Lagrangeismyhomie #drift
Juliamon: He's less an idiot and more 'millennial'
Aarek: I'd go withthe term fool more than idiot
zarbit: Ben is a younger Beej
ContingentCat: @Doc_Rider I don't think LRR has a "lovable idiot" many lovable people but no idiots really
TimWinGame: loveable goofball
Gelfolius: with a beard
MrPhlip: LRR members are like electrons, they're all actually the same person moving backwards and forwards in time
B4rberblacksheep: @Doc_Rider He's not an idiot no. He plays up and has a goof for comedic effect. Just like most of the crew will do.
djalternative: Is everyone talking about Dr. Ben Ulmer? The one with 5 PHDs?
Doc_Rider: Ok, goofball instead of idiot...
Donutholez: So we need Beejeneering be a thing if Ben is a younger Beej
Lucidmooselid: lolololo#
Angreed66: @Aarek I agree fools only act like idiots but are very intelligent.
djalternative: quick. who can be the first one to name all five of Dr. Ben Ulmer's PHDs
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queenfounder: They're WUBRG
B4rberblacksheep: Vaporwave, pokemon, dabbing, plaid, and being nice.
zarbit: I was going to guess electrical engineering
queenfounder: He's almost got the 6th for Wastes but not everyone is in agreement that it counts yet
Donutholez: wasnt he a sound engineer?
MrPhlip: I'm definitely going to have to use "Oh, you're an [X] fan? Name 5 of their doctorates" more often going forward...
Lucidmooselid: how longs rthe break for?
DarkMorford: Ben is a sound boi, yes.
ExhaustedElox: Ben is Ben, Beej is Beej; there's no copying going on.
Darth_Wooper: I think he did general theater tech? I know he's done stuff with lights, sound, and various stage setup things.
ExhaustedElox: Stop trying to make Ben the new version of an existing LRRsm'n
Mysticman89: if beej can call himself meej, can ben call himself men?
Darth_Wooper: Ben is the Ben of LRR.
frozenphoenix7: @ExhaustedElox I thought everyone was actually Beej?
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:38.
RassilonDND: i miss draft and deckbuilding?
ExhaustedElox: Only post Beej-drop, frozenphoenix7
Donutholez: well ben is also that. and is also the guy who somehow almost always ends up as the traitor
queenfounder: No deckbuilding anymore
Darth_Wooper: @Lucidmooselid usually around 5-10 minutes, depends how long it takes the first pair to build their decks. And for the room to get reset to the play table setup.
mastershake29x: @Lucidmooselid as long as it takes whomever is up first to put together their decks
MrPhlip: rassilondnd: Draft is over, this is the deckbuilding break
zarbit: When are we going to get a "best beejdrop" bracket?
djalternative: All shall be assimilated into the Beej Collective with time
zarbit: I vote for the gravestone
BleedingToast: Hello benginHey katesWave
Vampiricsloth: is Beej like the Borg?
Angreed66: No beej is the personification of the laugh track device.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Beej is like the Beej
Lucidmooselid: sweet thanks had to go afk missed the send off
sir_jack_DB: beerg?
Mysticman89: beej has been infused with all memes.
Blasteg: Beej sort
postmodernpajamawrestler: we love the Beej, and we express this by pigeonholing him into a meme
Donutholez: oh yeah, beej has that series of crapshots where he ends up saying "i am you" lol
djalternative: Beej is like Wankershim
Agu_Sakku: I really hope we get one more Gate land in these last two decks. Want to make a "12 Gates of Xmas" deck for my LGS Xmas tourney.
Donutholez: so everyone can trchnically be beej
Agu_Sakku: decks = sets
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radioshackraider: I hope someone is going off with Grim Guardian, but considering how open black was, I doubt it
DarkMorford: Someone got a Gate Guardian? Huh? Kappa
jaoinpc: Just got here what’s happening
TheManaLeek: Theros block draft
jaoinpc: Cool thanks
Officinalis: Chat only stream. Just hanging out. Chatting about theros draft. pieSmug
djalternative: A very Agatha Christie murder plot is unfolding @jaoinpc
radioshackraider: @DarkMorford Don't you insult Grim Guardian like that. They're way more playable than Gate Guardian
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RassilonDND: @mrphlip thanks for the update!
Trueblunts: For my league tonight I pulled a foil Josu, dread shade, and rites of belzenlok PogChamp
FireBasilisk53: heyo
Trueblunts: And already had a lich’s mastery
NanashiSword: Hey people. So what's up next in the matches?
radioshackraider: @Trueblunts Now that's a sweet pool of cards.
ChampBlankman: Needing some levity here tonight, chat. My wife was in an active shooter situation at the mall she works at tonight. She's ok, but we're a bit shaken up.
Darth_Wooper: They're deckbuilding now, round one coming soon @NanashiSword :)
NanashiSword: @Darth_Wooper Thank you. Who is playing first?
djalternative: it's a mystery
Pharmacistjudge: so which new guild mechanic is everyone looking forward to the most?
Darth_Wooper: @NanashiSword they hadn't decided when they went to break, so it's a surprise!
Pharmacistjudge: I think gruul probably has the best of the group
zarbit: I want to draft nothing but Riot until the next set comes out
Pharmacistjudge: and Azorius is again pretty underwhelming
viridimayai: Afterlife, because my Teysa EDH deck is salivating rn
DarkMorford: The matchups are Ben/Adam, Cameron/James, and Graham/Jeremy. Dunno what order, though.
radioshackraider: @Pharmacistjudge I actually really like the Orzhov and Rakdos Mechanics. I think Spectacle is the best Rakdos mechanic.
nightwingmisthawk: @champblankman I’m sorry she had to deal with that.
jaoinpc: I think it depends on what Azorious has
Pharmacistjudge: I want to see how Elenda from Ixalan meshes into the Orzhov deck
Donutholez: Riot is the most flavorful IMO.
NanashiSword: And we're back.
Chaterino: KonCha
zarbit: @radioshackraider that's a pretty low bar
B4rberblacksheep: Woah it's Cam, Tall James and OG James
jonasjonIV: yeah! three of my favorite lrrsmen!
queenfounder: WE'RE HEEEERE
frozenphoenix7: I thought his name was Big Jimmy T?
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Cammander
Pryingchain20: what is the donation command?
Sorteur: Famous Youtuber James Turner
Godofmuffins: The Majestic Cameron "Honk"
frozenphoenix7: Also hope you're feeling better Adam <3
queenfounder: Love the call out to JamesTurnerYT <3
LiveFaust: OOH! OOH! @loadingreadyrun what with Adam's birthday, could you maybe cue up his GameHaΓΌs theme before his match?
Officinalis: This grip is invincible, these cards on the other hand...
radioshackraider: @zarbit I know. I love Rakdos, but I just hate Unleash, and Hellbent is fine I guess?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Now to see if james is back on White black weenie as he has been for a few drafts now
ChaoticObserver: Starting your hands with 7? You mad men.
Mrjugglingbear: Hey Adam! Thank you for getting me into WWE :) well both you and Graham
ExhaustedElox: James tweeted at the other James and got him to reply. :D
LRRbot: Mindreaver [UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Mindreaver, exile the top three cards of target player's library. / {U}{U}, Sacrifice Mindreaver: Counter target spell with the same name as a card exiled with Mindreaver.
LiveFaust: "BAH GAH, THAT'S ADAM'S MUSIC!"
EOstby: The mill deck exists!
TheManaLeek: Holy moly I'd like to see this work
radioshackraider: Oh dear, Cam needed playables
pringlesman1461: Cam's playing Blue. Shocking.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Cam forced mill, make it a headline
ImmoralEthicist: that's a janky card
jonasjonIV: sure isa cad!
theycallhimben: Riot looks like a really cool mechanic, but the name sounds like it should be Rakdos (since Big R himself is β€˜Lord of Riots’)
Pharmacistjudge: Blue still hasn't gotten a 2/2 for 1U yet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so mindreaver can mill?
Tartarga: That devotion to blue though.
Gelfolius: heroic mill, hmmmmmmm
mastershake29x: @Pryingchain20 if you're donating bits, it's cheerX to donate (X being the bit amount, add a message with it if you like)
MuffinsOnAHill: That's just a Theros version of Lorwyn Grimoire Thief?
jclem_2: Yas James Orzhov enchantments in theros was the first ever deck I built
A1_Saucy: whoa, does James know he is playing MTG on camera. what a rare treat
LRRbot: Hopeful Eidolon [W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {3}{W} / Lifelink / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
ImmoralEthicist: The next time I go up against an opponent who plays (in order) Island, Plain, Island, I'm responding with, "UWU, what's this?"
LRRbot: Voyage's End [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
Pharmacistjudge: there are no ways to "get" bestow
tehcrashxor: lrrJUDGE
ritchards: Adam = Theros Judge ?
NanashiSword: Adam is correct
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James still gains his 2 life.
mariammistressofmanifolds: adam is right
frozenphoenix7: No, Adam is correct.
MrPhlip: Adam is correct
LoadingReadyRun: They made Bestow work "the way you want it to"
madness5051: lrrJUDGE
Armstrong11139: Bestow was designed to resist pretty much any 2-for-1 imaginable
MrPolyK: bestow creatures stay in play
Pharmacistjudge: the eidolon does go to the battlefield
ExhaustedElox: Adam is correct
frozenphoenix7: There is no way to get Bestow.
Donutholez: james is black and white again...
newfur: bestow is such a rules mess
Pryingchain20: Thanks @mastershake29x
korvys: You can't ever "get" bestow creatures. No feel bads
Lord_Hosk: Adam is correct, James just "overpayed" for that creature
radioshackraider: The made Bestow in such a way as to prevent feel bads
EOstby: The Bestow either ends as an Aura, or an unattached creature.
Willbrannon: Adam is right
ShortRound2099: seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *grabs megaphone* Adam is correct
frozenphoenix7: They designed the mechanic to avoid the normal pitfalls that come with playing Auras.
NanashiSword: ADAM IS..... CORRECT
postmodernpajamawrestler: ADAM is CORRECT
OldBenX: literally only way to stop Bestowed aura is to counter it
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is correct
theycallhimben: Bestow was useful but maybe a bit complicated drilling down into the rules
Frozendukie: seabatBRAIN
Furrytractor68: "As an Aura spell with bestow begins resolving, if its target is illegal, the effect making it an Aura spell ends. It continues resolving as a creature spell and will be put onto the battlefield under the control of the spell’s controller. "
B4rberblacksheep: Correct Adam is
Furrytractor68: According to the rules
MrPhlip: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is Correct.
Willbrannon: Adam is correct and handsome and always smarter than chat
azureHaights: Markos Rhodohydros, Oreskos Un-guide
head_cannon: It does bug me that "losing its target just means that you get a creature instead of a fizzle" isn't written on bestow cards.
LRRbot: Oreskos Sun Guide [1W] | Creature β€” Cat Monk [2/2] | Inspired β€” Whenever Oreskos Sun Guide becomes untapped, you gain 2 life.
Pharmacistjudge: wow, that's a command now?
Frozendukie: @Willbrannon and thin
ExhaustedElox: lol MrPhlip You need to leave that.
Frozendukie: hooglThin
LRRbot: Prescient Chimera [3UU] | Creature β€” Chimera [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.
Angreed66: Theros is Adam's playground after all
postmodernpajamawrestler: love that card
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Pharmacistjudge: Adam is correct.
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underhill33: President Chim-Chim!
djalternative: Never play cards against actual magicians. Especially for money
grgriffin3: Mr. President, get down!
B4rberblacksheep: "President Chim Chim" ???
thegatherers: oreskos sunguide is on the board!
thegatherers: im so happy
LRRbot: Oppressive Rays [W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays {3}. / Activated abilities of enchanted creature cost {3} more to activate.
Darth_Wooper: He didn't say whether it's absurdly good or absurdly bad though...
thegatherers: ive been pulling for oreskos sunguide for years
w1nsol: That's what happens when you don't 'Hail to the Chimp'
djalternative: The president sure got down
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grgriffin3: The Oreskos Sun Guy.
LRRbot: Thassa's Devourer [4U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Elemental [2/6] | Constellation β€” Whenever Thassa's Devourer or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
RassilonDND: this was my favorite sealed format with 4 theros 2 born 2 journey
mariammistressofmanifolds: mill is real!
Pharmacistjudge: Goodness Ray, why do you have to be so oppressive?
Officinalis: Secret mill strategy.
dacardczar: TRIGGER
frozenphoenix7: Someone mills 2
radioshackraider: Wait, Cam is actually on Mill?
RassilonDND: where's patrick?
Lord_Hosk: it mills two now
theycallhimben: I remember putting Oppressive Rays on my own creature to get enough devotion to attack with Athreos. Felt clever for about 30 seconds, then lost.
thegatherers: james, i will pay 100 dollars in any means that you want, for that oreskos sunguide
azureHaights: Clone the Oreskos dude for an Oreskos Sun Guise
LRRbot: Feast of Dreams [1B] | Instant | Destroy target enchanted creature or enchantment creature.
Frozendukie: nope
PrinceXPhantom: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll allow it pharma2Vial lrrJUDGE
Tiber727: Is this one of these "permission decks" I keep hearing about? Kappa
Science_and_Magic: @theycallhimben Did your opponent not have any creatures to target?
LRRbot: Coastline Chimera [3U] | Creature β€” Chimera [1/5] | Flying / {1}{W}: Coastline Chimera can block an additional creature this turn.
darkecologist: mono taurs
theycallhimben: @science_and_magic Correct!
Furrytractor68: Mother of god, the blocks VoHiYo
dylanbbb: blocks for days!!!
thegatherers: best card!
Science_and_Magic: @theycallhimben That does sound like a clever line. But then you lost. :(
Officinalis: Question: if Coastline blocks two creatures, does it apply one damage to both creatures?
Gelfolius: block all the 1/1s
Vanbael: 100,009 bits
andydamage: never challenge chat
Frozendukie: numotFAIL james
ShortRound2099: have they not learned not to challenge chat
frozenphoenix7: It applies 1 damage to 1 of them @Officinalis
NanashiSword: @Officinalis Nope. It only deals dammage to one
LRRbot: Sip of Hemlock [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
RassilonDND: incoming bits
B4rberblacksheep: Do it chat just remember #charity
thegatherers: i guess i have to figure out how bits works
LRRbot: Lagonna-Band Trailblazer [W] | Creature β€” Centaur Scout [0/4] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, put a +1/+1 counter on Lagonna-Band Trailblazer.
thegatherers: i have like a stack of 100
SydPreviouslyHeadache: james is not wrong, it says it's 6 cents on scryfall
frozenphoenix7: Why you gotta shame Twitch chat James
andydamage: we need your DNA for ..... a thing
dacardczar: f?
Krokaar: go buy a few oubliettes and play mono black control in pauper
queenfounder: They're confused about which James Turner touched the card though
Plaicoson: oh you collect them @thegatherers ??
Despoiler98: @thegatherers so why then?
Pharmacistjudge: they need your thumbprint i bet
azureHaights: @thegatherers Oh, is this your Bump In the Night moment?
head_cannon: Should James at least sign the card, then?
tehcrashxor: Love that variety of swamps
DontpingmePlayz: shit he knows abort abort
B4rberblacksheep: @thegatherers make sure your message has #charity in it.
thegatherers: i feel attacked
SquirrelLord1111: they need the dna to prove james is james
HondoTrigger: oh, Cam is playing a UwU deck
Lord_Hosk: How much does 10,000 bits cost? $125?
kyless2106: I need my own James to buy me ice cream...
rogerivany: There's already 2 James Turners, how many more do we need?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Saygo Mauler
LRRbot: Wingsteed Rider [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Wingsteed Rider, put a +1/+1 counter on Wingsteed Rider.
azureHaights: @Lord_Hosk It costs nothing if you watch enough ads. lrrBEEJ
radioshackraider: @thegatherers I have like, 20 I can get my hands on
PrinceXPhantom: $126 actually
frozenphoenix7: At worst its Wind Drake. At best it's insane.
LRRbot: Cloaked Siren [3U] | Creature β€” Siren [3/2] | Flash / Flying
Markster981: winsteed Kreygasm Kreygasm
Plaicoson: UW skies, nice
djalternative: We need 7 James Turners to fulfill The Prophecy
RassilonDND: where is patrick!
thegatherers: how many bits is 100 dollars?
Furrytractor68: 10000
Feminine_Desires: @thegatherers 10,000
Plaicoson: 10k
Akaiatana: 1 bit = 1 cent
Pharmacistjudge: No, we need 13 James Turner of Darkness and 7 James Turner of Ligh
Sharkfists: 10 big ones
Despoiler98: dont forget to donate the charity bits
Pharmacistjudge: Light
Akaiatana: Chat, if you do anything crazy, remember #charity
LRRbot: Weight of the Underworld [3B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets -3/-2.
frozenphoenix7: The 7 James of Light and the 13 Adams of Darkness shall clash to forge the Beej-blade.
Officinalis: @Pharmacistjudge is that a KH reference?
RassilonDND: to for the pxi blade?
ShortRound2099: lrrWOW
ritchards: remember, bid responsibly
circusofkirkus: Geez James, chat is the only troglodytes allowed
andydamage: What happens if multiple people donate $100? Does james have to eat the card?
Furrytractor68: LUL
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
dylanbbb: James has all the removal
jonasjonIV: Cam gets no creatures!
ShortRound2099: James just has 12x removals
grgriffin3: That's an abundance of removals.
LRRbot: Divine Verdict [3W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
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viridimayai: Scry?
viridimayai: There it is
newfur: how many fuckening k/ll spells does James even have
ritchards: 100K bits is >NZ$200 ouch!
Mewr11: Ermegerd a person who can pronounce 'eidolon' correctly!
Donutholez: So that's what he meanf by Absurd hand. A hand full of removal
frozenphoenix7: James seems to be on my medicore Sealed pool plan which is, play all my removal spells and a bunch of mopey dudes.
Pharmacistjudge: @Officinalis yes it is
LRRbot: Oracle's Insight [3U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Scry 1, then draw a card."
Pharmacistjudge: ummm...bad idea Cam
Furrytractor68: Yes
Akaiatana: @ritchards 10k bits is 100, 100k is 1000 USD
frozenphoenix7: Yes, Oracle's Insight grants an Activated Ability.
Mysticman89: or rather... unarmedoracles insight amirite
azureHaights: @Mewr11 How is it pronounced? A-dolon or I-dolon? Or is it _-DOlan?
Officinalis: Love that art.
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
dylanbbb: They can block now
Lord_Hosk: 100K ritchards ? thats a million bits
Bugberry: I just realized, Oracles Insight is the /cries in Cam's deck
ritchards: 10K bits... too many 0 in there
Akaiatana: Cameron's Chimera has a rayed trigger :P
Pharmacistjudge: repeatable scry 1 draw 1 for 3 mana isn't that bad
Pharmacistjudge: if a bit fragile
MaxTurkeyFlaps: So anyone else play Amyzonian's wacky special format on Arena?
AlonsoSwift: @azureHaights I think it's technically pronounced eye-DOE-lun
ImmoralEthicist: @MaxTurkeyFlaps Not yet. Fun?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @ImmoralEthicist Ot
azureHaights: So, it's an Asimov short story about a badly-drawn Donald Duck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i haven't i might not. it sounds like a fun idea but, no
mastershake29x: @MaxTurkeyFlaps i did, way too random for me for a full price draft, though it is fun
LRRbot: Hopeful Eidolon [W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {3}{W} / Lifelink / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
theycallhimben: Felhide Brawler: Good evening gentlemen, I am a Walking Dead with downside and a less relevant creature type.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @ImmoralEthicist It's INSANE. So fun.
AlonsoSwift: @azureHaights Exactly
ImmoralEthicist: @MaxTurkeyFlaps Cool. Hopefully I can get a game or two in
LRRbot: Font of Fortunes [1U] | Enchantment | {1}{U}, Sacrifice Font of Fortunes: Draw two cards.
viridimayai: Cam just sitting on answers
Science_and_Magic: !card oppressive rays
LRRbot: Oppressive Rays [W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays {3}. / Activated abilities of enchanted creature cost {3} more to activate.
head_cannon: @theycallhimben True, but Minotaurs were really hurting for creatures that cost less than 3, so I'm glad the card exists.
LRRbot: Sip of Hemlock [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @mastershake29x, yeah, it's very luck-based. But wow does it open up some otherwise impossible combinations and lines.
LRRbot: Dissolve [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Scry 1.
viridimayai: GET OUT
Pharmacistjudge: you can scry again if you want :P
Furrytractor68: -gasp- Counterspells in Limited!
frozenphoenix7: But WHY. They do the SAME thing.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @ImmoralEthicist Emphasize draw, big dudes, and graveyard recursion in your picks. Also, no activated abilities really matter.
LRRbot: Thassa's Ire [U] | Enchantment | {3}{U}: You may tap or untap target creature.
theycallhimben: Dissolve: a strictly better Cancel
PrinceXPhantom: here comes the engine CHOO CHOO
markededge: oh lord this is a thassa's ire deck
Pharmacistjudge: Dissolve Scry 1, trigger Scry 1, then scry 1 draw one :P
LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
lobiax: Cameron is playing some serious jank and im loving it.
Donutholez: that's a lot of scrying
LloydWallace: lrrFINE lrrFINE
DarkMorford: But what does Divination do?!
Doc_Rider: @DarkMorford NO!
dacardczar: Cameron "Big-Slops" Lauder?
LoxhamInABox: Cameron actually on self mill
Doc_Rider: You are not allowed to Pot of Greed that.
espi: James on the mill plan
djalternative: Cam is on the rare Double Mill
LRRbot: Akroan Skyguard [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | Flying / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Akroan Skyguard, put a +1/+1 counter on Akroan Skyguard.
Ironagent: All hail president Chim Chim
LRRbot: Thassa's Emissary [3U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Crab [3/3] | Bestow {5}{U} / Whenever Thassa's Emissary or enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
Officinalis: Ambassador Crabs!
Plaicoson: Cam's deck should be named Scry me a river
Furrytractor68: Shield's down! VoHiYo
Kykiwi: Wow
LRRbot: Vanquish the Foul [5W] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Scry 1.
jonasjonIV: wat
Kykiwi: james pls
Furrytractor68: LUL
kamelion84: lrrWOW
MuffinsOnAHill: LOL!
TheWriterAleph: boom
RoastedGravy: James plz
ShortRound2099: lrrAWW
viridimayai: ANOTHER ONE?!
djalternative: That timing is amazing
Donutholez: wuuuuut
dylanbbb: You lost that bet Cam
head_cannon: Heh. Because of Oppressive Rays, the cost of double-Oracle's Insight-ing with Thassa's Ire has inflated from 4 to 10 mana per turn.
PrinceXPhantom: lrrGREED
azureHaights: Crab: *thunk* "OH COME ON I WAS RIDING THAT"
NanashiSword: oh James.... what did you draft. was he the only one in black white all removal?
radioshackraider: I'm pretty sure I saw more than one Sip of Hemlock, and I think James is the only person in black
LRRbot: Floodtide Serpent [4U] | Creature β€” Serpent [4/4] | Floodtide Serpent can't attack unless you return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
newfur: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: remember when removal cost 6... at sorcery speed
Angreed66: Good times
Donutholez: James is apparently on BW mono-removal
RoastedGravy: Fun times.
Lord_Hosk: AND WE LIKED IT
Furrytractor68: Oh boy, self-mill! VoHiYo
Pal_Friendpatine: I loved the Theros block
QberryMuffin: cam's on spider spawning right?
silenceaux: Oh hey, this guy used to crash MTGO, right?
thegatherers: im just waiting for some transfers going through but those 10k bits are coming
LRRbot: Ghostblade Eidolon [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {5}{W} / Double strike / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike.
Furrytractor68: HOOFA
Furrytractor68: That's some meat! VoHiYo
Officinalis: urp
ExhaustedElox: Who was it saying this block was low power?
darkecologist: if the advantage bar had gps, it still couldn't find your side of the board
dylanbbb: Cam can't deal with that!!!
LRRbot: Archetype of Imagination [4UU] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Wizard [3/2] | Creatures you control have flying. / Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.
AlchemicalPanda: Oh crap indeed
Officinalis: Is ambassador crab a may?
theycallhimben: A Minotaur wearing a ghost as a hat
espi: That card needs a Spongebob alter
Plaicoson: the archetypes are all cool
darkecologist: good in commander
Angreed66: When reach shines
punk_among_hicks: coincidentally Theros block is when I got into magic and LRR
OldBenX: this guy could probably named "Archetype of Concession"
arcticdnd: I love you guys. Its 04:11 and I'm getting melancholic
LRRbot: Excoriate [3W] | Sorcery | Exile target tapped creature.
djalternative: @arcticdnd drink enough water. you don't want to have a hangover
dylanbbb: now James just has some 1/1s
Pharmacistjudge: interesting choice....
punk_among_hicks: cams deck, like most u/w decks, play u/w until opponent scoops.
OldBenX: LRRBot spoiled me the play BabyRage
Blasteg: so who's "leading" in this board state?
LRRbot: Sightless Brawler [1W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/2] | Bestow {4}{W} / Sightless Brawler can't attack alone. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and can't attack alone.
Furrytractor68: Holy Crap VoHiYo
arcticdnd: Dont worry @djalternative. I will
A1_Saucy: OMG it
ImmoralEthicist: wow, I walked away for a minute and the board went wild
A1_Saucy: is Draw
theycallhimben: Excoriate (vb): To stop being named Corey
Pharmacistjudge: keep it away from cori
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a question about bestow, can you pay to bestow a creature that's already on the board onto another creature?
dylanbbb: bestow is only from hand
Plaicoson: no, its only when you cast it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok thank you
dylanbbb: well technically anywhere you can cast it
Plaicoson: like one of this year's commanders which had bestow
GragSmash: theros block? before my time; this is all Greek to me
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I just saw Cameron's deck name.. lol
LRRbot: Hero of Iroas [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Aura spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Hero of Iroas, put a +1/+1 counter on Hero of Iroas.
espi: Has Cam forgotten that Thassa's Ire has text?
punk_among_hicks: lel
Selfkun: its abe lincoln
brightsquid: Hero of Iroas: Vampire Hunter
Pharmacistjudge: fogging with thassa's ire can be expensive but ultimately a very strong play with lots of mana
Officinalis: He's just been choked on mana somehow.
Plaicoson: punchy-punchy Abe Lincoln
LoadingReadyRun: more like Abs Lincoln
RayFK: Hey James, those are some good looking cards. If I wanted cards like that where could I find them? (On vacation not woooooooorking)
espi: its not just fogging @Pharmacistjudge he can just get rid of blockers and kill James
Science_and_Magic: Wasn't Hero the card Cam tried to make work in the UMA draft a little qhile ago?
postmodernpajamawrestler: just run out your battlewise hoplite and ordeal of thassa why don;t you
darkecologist: tappa tappa
djalternative: @RayFK you could buy them from james for 10k bits
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i think id have been more aggressive on using it
Pharmacistjudge: @RayFK you're salaried, you're always working
RayFK: Pharmacistjudge ....yeaaaaaaah
drfox17: some kind of kingdom of cards?
LRRbot: Akroan Mastiff [3W] | Creature β€” Hound [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
queenfounder: Any news on a PPR yet?
zarbit: I wonder what Cam's deck size is at
Zalbaag: Well, Jordan, if you donate 10k bits, James has declared he will just send you his deck, so there's that
Frozendukie: mastiff is an all star
RayFK: Naaaah
LoadingReadyRun: Akroan Overly Friendly Pupper
drfox17: The the Kingdom of Cards to your doorstep?
dialMforMara: 2/2 best doggo
thegatherers: im sending them just for the sunguide
Pharmacistjudge: now to see if Cam realizes he can tap the 1/1 and that effectively stops the double striker from attacking
Lord_Hosk: Camerons deck is at least three
TonyStark1986: All Hail Azorius!!!!
NanashiSword: Wow..... what a game
grgriffin3: Wow, Cam pulled it back!
Science_and_Magic: Speaking of Azorius, what do people think of Addendum?
Jacobontherun1: The classic 30 minute game one
viridimayai: What a game where nothing happened because nothing threatening resolved
pringlesman1461: Magical the gatherings.
NanashiSword: How many cards did Cam have left, I wonder
AegeusEvander: cam might have stilled decked himself ah well
ViralStitch: FUN is MANDATORY
dialMforMara: what is patrick?
djalternative: FUN IS BEING HAD!!!! -James Turner
Pharmacistjudge: So Rude?!? we didn't one sided armageddon
SquirrelLord1111: Good
Dryhad: Hi Adam!
theonlyangelx: doing good
Feminine_Desires: What is a Patrick?
TonyStark1986: Addendum is on fleek
circusofkirkus: I'm doing well, thanks for asking
tehcrashxor: MANDATORY FUN!
RayFK: You trying to force Mono Black James?
dialMforMara: riiight
RassilonDND: did i hear right? not one patrick?
Going_Medium: Hi adam!
postmodernpajamawrestler: Bored Games
Dryhad: No, this is Patrick!
theonlyangelx: so... what is your fursona Adam? any thoughts?
Narfadu: Greetings friends! How is the paper fight going? ;)
SquirrelLord1111: Hi Adam!
aa1105hk: why not zoidberg?
ExhaustedElox: No, this is Patrick!
Angreed66: No green no fun
frozenphoenix7: I had a taco bowl.
RashmiWhip: no this is patrick
Issurru: you can't make me have fun, you're not my real dads!
poetmarawr: F is for friends who do stuff together....
Vampiricsloth: icream
kinkerbelle: But WHY is Patrick?
Markster981: what are frogs
MuffinsOnAHill: Patrick is really a state of mind.
mariammistressofmanifolds: how are you, adam?
Gekyouryuu: Oh, Cam, I LOVED your Ozymandias abilities in the newest Friday Nights
Alicemouse: addendum will either be amazeing... or awful. right now I'm leaning meh.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Hattrick
RassilonDND: did anyone get a gary?
pinpointersk: Adam why did you leave us ?
postmodernpajamawrestler: S N A C C
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Themed Snacks?
theonlyangelx: :3
thegatherers: im doing well, just trying to buy 10k bits
Pharmacistjudge: No one is getting Adam a early birthday dinner?
djalternative: Snaq
Dryhad: Oh hey, the "Why is leg" minotaur is in this format too. Anyone running him?
pinpointersk: I missed my morning Adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no, Graham played Snac
ExhaustedElox: I thought Snac's stacced?
EOstby: Which just means you pair best with a fine wine, Cam.
Mrjugglingbear: What is patrcik, why is patrick... no one ever asks how is patrick
circusofkirkus: Time to sideboard in the last of the removal
frozenphoenix7: Damn Adam, now I want twinkies
theycallhimben: Interesting they previewed Lavinia, Modern Sideboard Warrior, she’s a weird card.
Issurru: why is LONK
Anarchon_D: whats jou bng ths?
radioshackraider: Adam is absolutely a snack
SquirrelLord1111: You are all cinimon rolls in our eyes.
dialMforMara: are you kidding? Adam's a boost shake
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postmodernpajamawrestler: Adam is more like the last piece of jerky
MuffinsOnAHill: I want to be a snack, but I look like I ate them all.
ExhaustedElox: Pensive Minotaur
Papperslappen: "But why is leg"
TonyStark1986: prancing minotaur?
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
Teslamat: @Anarchon_D Born of the Gods, Journey into Nyx, Theros.
Pharmacistjudge: buy why is Rei huge?
Frozendukie: WutFac
Frozendukie: WutFace
djalternative: Minotaur that got rejected from Dance School?
B4rberblacksheep: Drifter no please
Anarchon_D: Ah kk
RougeLead: Yay, Theros!
Scrubbodiestobears: alright alright alright! sword! bring a hive!
jonasjonIV: oof
LRRbot: Thassa's Ire [U] | Enchantment | {3}{U}: You may tap or untap target creature.
LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
aa1105hk: was any god pack opened?
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, the ordeals were kinda strong and fast
Frozendukie: bRRRRRRead
Juniper_P1: I'd say topdeck counts as one
LRRbot: Akroan Mastiff [3W] | Creature β€” Hound [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
circusofkirkus: and the second and the third...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ruh roh raggy, reer rucked
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Actually, since 1707 it's officially The United Card Kingdom
LRRbot: Ghostblade Eidolon [2W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {5}{W} / Double strike / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike.
grgriffin3: I shouldn't find that as funny as I do.
pringlesman1461: That man is my hero.
TehAmelie: that's going out with style
Blasteg: can't cam tap the attacker?
ViralStitch: And James never got to attack again.
thegatherers: thats how i want to die
circusofkirkus: Blasteg summoning sick at the time
darkecologist: at least it wasn't a scrappy doo voice
Pharmacistjudge: Puppy power!
Blasteg: summon sickness lasts in opponent turn too?
markededge: yep
dylanbbb: Summoning sickness lasts until you have an upkeep with that creature on your side of the board
circusofkirkus: yup. one full turn cycle
Friedent: In my mind, because Thassa's Ire is Twiddle on a stick, I hear Adam saying "Aww Twiddlesticks" everytime someone activates it
dylanbbb: It can actually last longer than a turn cycle in some cases
Pharmacistjudge: it has to be on the battlefield at the beginning of your turn
TheManaLeek: Yup Summoning Sickness is simply "has this creature been under your control since the beginning of your turn?"
LRRbot: Nightmarish End [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
azureHaights: @drfox17 The United Card Kingdom of Great Lorwyn and Northern Shadowmoor
ritchards: card readeR?
ritchards: are you feeling okay?
LRRbot: Cloaked Siren [3U] | Creature β€” Siren [3/2] | Flash / Flying
TheManaLeek: @Pharmacistjudge Judges assemble!
aa1105hk: card reader can't read black cards too well
djalternative: It really wanted an augment
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial lrrJUDGE
ritchards: They should play more Unstable, dangnabit!
LRRbot: Weight of the Underworld [3B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets -3/-2.
TheManaLeek: You can never play enough Unstable
aa1105hk: so no god pack was opened?
SmashTCG: Thassa's ire Is stronk
viridimayai: NOOO, it was an aura~!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're somewhere underneath the massive pile of removal spells.
djalternative: They should do a Full UN Draft
LoadingReadyRun: We have a box of Unstable just waiting for draft :P
LRRbot: Coastline Chimera [3U] | Creature β€” Chimera [1/5] | Flying / {1}{W}: Coastline Chimera can block an additional creature this turn.
TonyStark1986: half kitten- half kitten is broken lol
azureHaights: Coastline Chalupa
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Pharmacistjudge: can't let you do that Star James
LRRbot: Sip of Hemlock [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
Officinalis: Mono black hemlock burn.
Going_Medium: bc
TheManaLeek: @LoadingReadyRun Beauty. I did an Unstable draft on stream with card recognition and such, it was a blast
postmodernpajamawrestler: @Pharmacistjudge fuck you beat me to it
RayFK: Lee is on vacation, you're fucked Cameron
Pharmacistjudge: Drift compatible
RayFK: He don't care
LRRbot: Floodtide Serpent [4U] | Creature β€” Serpent [4/4] | Floodtide Serpent can't attack unless you return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
grgriffin3: Lee don't care, just on general principles.
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
ViralStitch: Lee will have email when he gets back jeej
DoctorCactus: cameron now leaves 8 mana open, he had a plan all along
RayFK: ViralStitch and it will be deleted :P
Vampiricsloth: chippy islands <3
LRRbot: Thassa's Devourer [4U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Elemental [2/6] | Constellation β€” Whenever Thassa's Devourer or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
ViralStitch: rayfk point
azureHaights: UGH. PlainsSwamp.
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: "I'm switching to Yu-Gi-Oh" - James Turner
djalternative: someone enter that into lrrbot
LRRbot: Thassa's Ire [U] | Enchantment | {3}{U}: You may tap or untap target creature.
viridimayai: MILL STRATZ
Pharmacistjudge: ummm....yeah
Pharmacistjudge: can't do that
espi: uh that's not something you can do
mariammistressofmanifolds: i dont think thats how that works
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't think you can return that unless you attack with it.
Frozendukie: !rules
NanashiSword: Um, yeah don't think that works like that
MrPhlip: I'm pretty sure you can't return a thing unless you attack
azureHaights: He's the Cam with the Master Plan
Officinalis: Judge!
BlandSpice: Returning an enchantment is the cost of attacking
aa1105hk: judge!
DoctorCactus: CHAT IS UPSET
PrinceXPhantom: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Pharmacistjudge: it's a payment for attacking, so you have to attack to bounce the enchantment
MrPhlip: you don't get to pay the attack cost unless you're attacking
Frozendukie: ire in hand
frozenphoenix7: You're not cheating Cam, chating in Magic requires intent.
Pharmacistjudge: you aren't cheating. Cheating requires you to know what you are doing is against the rules
ritchards: but muh stakes!
theonlyangelx: i'm not mad
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Technically a Principality
theonlyangelx: i'm lov you cam
frozenphoenix7: That's our secret Cameron. We're always angry. And hungry.
haseo_sora: damn Cameron's full of sass tonight
LRRbot: Bile Blight [BB] | Instant | Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get -3/-3 until end of turn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *grabs megaphone again* Adam was correct
Twilight_Spark: Wowee Cheating at cheating, Cam has gone full meta.
viridimayai: :(
PrinceXPhantom: welp, there goes that engine
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: No longer a monarchy
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LRRbot: Feast of Dreams [1B] | Instant | Destroy target enchanted creature or enchantment creature.
ChiefEngineerMichael: I mean... It CAN'T attack unless it bounces an enchantment. But... Then you bounce it, that means it CAN attack. Does that means it HAS to attack at the same time?
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Pretty much ruled by parliment
loulou2222: just means cam has to start leaving 8 mana instead of 4
LRRbot: Archetype of Imagination [4UU] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Wizard [3/2] | Creatures you control have flying. / Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.
the_canuck_mystic: Card Kingdom: Constitutional monarchy is best monarchy.
Angreed66: @drfox17 More like a board of trustees
Pharmacistjudge: @ChiefEngineerMichael yes it does
GroutNASA: Card Kingdom: god save the Queen
viridimayai: !card dreadbringer lampads
LRRbot: Dreadbringer Lampads [4B] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph [4/2] | Constellation β€” Whenever Dreadbringer Lampads or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn.
haseo_sora: Card Kingdom: London bridge is down
LRRbot: Thoughtrender Lamia [4BB] | Enchantment Creature β€” Lamia [5/3] | Constellation β€” Whenever Thoughtrender Lamia or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent discards a card.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Pharmacistjudge Words are weird
the_canuck_mystic: Card Kingdom: A Loyalist stronghold in the republic.
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: We just built our first castle!
Pharmacistjudge: It means "as an additional cost to attack, bounce an enchantment"
LRRbot: Nullify [UU] | Instant | Counter target creature or Aura spell.
Pharmacistjudge: so you have to attack to be allowed to pay the cost
drfox17: Card Kingdom: No, the white smoke doesn't mean we have a new Card Pope
the_canuck_mystic: Card Kingdom: Down with Congress Up with Parliament.
HesGotNoPants: Card Kingdom: tap, tap, concede.... to a Card Democratic Republic
Twilight_Spark: Not looking good eh?
azureHaights: Card Kingdom: God Save the Queen, statistically speaking she ain't no human being
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Card Kingdom: The "King Ralph" sequel is about us.
GroutNASA: Card Kingdom: a vassal of Lord of the Game
Lord_Hosk: Card Kingdom, our social media has... a kingdom of hearts
viridimayai: That second sip of hemlock is gonna goozle Cam
LRRbot: Thassa's Emissary [3U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Crab [3/3] | Bestow {5}{U} / Whenever Thassa's Emissary or enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
azureHaights: (there are 2200 human creatures and 7800 non-human creatures in magic, based on a quick gatherer search)
drfox17: @Lord_Hosk OOooooh, that's a good one
jonasjonIV: why
LRRbot: Lagonna-Band Trailblazer [W] | Creature β€” Centaur Scout [0/4] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, put a +1/+1 counter on Lagonna-Band Trailblazer.
B4rberblacksheep: Whoops all removal.deck?
haseo_sora: Card Kingdom: We are the 16th country to recognize the queen as a head of state
djalternative: how has no one made a kingdom hearts board game?
aa1105hk: how many removal did james drafted
LRRbot: Hero of Iroas [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Aura spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Hero of Iroas, put a +1/+1 counter on Hero of Iroas.
Vampiricsloth: tap tap concede?
LRRbot: Sip of Hemlock [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
sniperserpent: what's the card tapping everything
drfox17: @djalternative No one has found a way to make it complicated enough
ritchards: I recognise that Hero from UMA
jonasjonIV: wow
DoctorCactus: noooooooo
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: Hot Singles mailed to your house
the_canuck_mystic: GOT THERE!
kamelion84: katesLol
simicry: LUL
Frozendukie: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Incidental victory!
Professor_Rakor: Every 2 matters.
Jorge4hg: 12x removals matters
Lord_Hosk: djalternative can you imagine the cost of licencing?
MuffinsOnAHill: Powerful magic!
azureHaights: Plebe, bitch? He's toxic like a hemlock sip!
SpoonfullOfSugar: Chug of Hemlock?
SmashTCG: 12 removal Spells
I_Am_Clockwork: cast forever clap clap clapclapclap
postmodernpajamawrestler: Top deck lethal?
AegeusEvander: dont drink hemlock
TheManaLeek: Boy, I remember how long Theros matches take now
lemmel: Hey this wine tastes weird, try a sip?
mastershake29x: hemlock is not a good drink
Leafwind104: just leave up 12 mana every turn and don't cast a creature
aa1105hk: did you guys opened any god pack?
Professor_Rakor: Was that a second ire in his hand?
Angreed66: Why does theros take so long
Pharmacistjudge: These games are still shorter than games with Blake Ramussen
RavingPenguin: Doesn't James play magic professionally?
djalternative: @Lord_Hosk just get Square on it themselves
Pink_Pansy: Top Deck Le-tal *Clap**Clap**Clap*Clap*Clap*
SmashTCG: Watch Cam get a hexproof Creature down
radioshackraider: @Angreed66 It shouldn't be
Pal_Friendpatine: @djalternative they can barely get Kingdom Hearts 3 out let alone license it for a Board Game Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: two sips of hemlock. probably doesn't taste good
TheManaLeek: @Angreed66 Board stalls, and auras that drop off and become creatures
Mister_Hush: (bad british accent) to be faaaaayeh
Not_Josh1: Ahh, James on the mono removal deck
postmodernpajamawrestler: James is gonna have so much fun running out thunder dragons and getting Rhondod
aa1105hk: only removal, no bombs
frozenphoenix7: And then you die before you get to 6 mana
circusofkirkus: It just won the game, geez
the_canuck_mystic: "It's not that good" Adam says about card James used to win.
frozenphoenix7: And wonder "Where did it all go wrong"
drfox17: Card Kingdom: We don't have spades, but we do have Hearts
QberryMuffin: brrrrrrrrrrread
Angreed66: No "?" means it's rhetorical bemoaning
harvester369: Adam didnt you see phenax?
Leafwind104: Hey if it was good enough for Socrates
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a lot better when you also have 3 3 mana removal spells, 3, 4 mana removal spells, and a 5 mana removal spell.
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head_cannon: I find it interesting to contrast this grindy battle of slow control decks with how many casual games I saw ending due to an explosive start with Heroic just steamrolling opponents.
mastershake29x: that is quite the array of board games on the shelves
postmodernpajamawrestler: keep it!
Mister_Hush: No ice cream for Savidan tonight
TLBlitz: James’s deck is just 20-some Sips of Hemlock and some Minotaurs. Win con is cast Hemlock 10 times
haseo_sora: Card kingdom we don't sell Yu-gi-oh! cards on our website
Pharmacistjudge: Savidan is an adult and can get ice cream whenever he wants
rendelnep: does anyone know enough latin to know what the word for 'cards' is?
HesGotNoPants: someone make that "quits magic" thing a cam quote
Vampiricsloth: yeah @mastershake29x they get tons of gifts from fans and cons
yoyoma8893: rude
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hateful
postmodernpajamawrestler: is ice cream in your diet Adam?
the_canuck_mystic: Would you buy us ice cream, James?
circusofkirkus: Big mood, Adam, big mood
Slurpee_E: Ice cream starvation is a real thing :(
tehcrashxor: lrrDILLY
Feminine_Desires: I haven't had ice cream for a really long time
thegatherers: buy him ice cream with this hundred bucks that is on the way
Feminine_Desires: probably like 6 months
postmodernpajamawrestler: I exercise to eat ice cream
poetmarawr: James will just get Serge to buy the ice cream and then take credit Kappa
Not_Josh1: come back to Philly Adam, I'll buy you ice-cream lmao
ritchards: just eat nothing but uice cream, you will lose weight
trident042: James "Playing Game 3 With a YGO Pre-Con" Turner
drfox17: That's so long @Feminine_Desires
underhill33: Four square meals of ice cream a day
Mewr11: As I told my friend earlier this week, being an adult means you can buy ice cream whenever you want
Pharmacistjudge: It's only cheating if you do it like at most once a month
TehAmelie: can we attribute the quote "That's my name" to James "No icecream" Turner?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait did they actually do it?
Feminine_Desires: @drfox17 I'll probably go for a full year or so.
Pharmacistjudge: any more than you aren't on a diet at all
Doc_Rider: Ice cream is better than riceroni
postmodernpajamawrestler: I didn't know Adam was a philly native
circusofkirkus: Another fingerprint? That sounds painful
B4rberblacksheep: @SydPreviouslyHeadache No, they just talked about it a lot
LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
Issurru: rice a roni was a mistake
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, aww
Pharmacistjudge: well, if you believe hard enough, cottage cheese is ice cream right?
Pal_Friendpatine: How does the center of the board work?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ricearoni pudding?
mastershake29x: what food isn't ice cream better then?
Lord_Hosk: mew11 that not true I WANT to buy I cream every time I go to any store, but if I do I would be 9000 lbs
Tiber727: Rice-a-roni pudding? Kappa
Mithgar: Dessert Rice-a-Roni = Rice Pudding
LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature β€” Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
the_canuck_mystic: Adam, I think James might be lying.
TheManaLeek: @Pal_Friendpatine Camera up above and card recognition software
aa1105hk: will there be another unstable draft with the shahrazad on standby? Kappa
HesGotNoPants: ya but didn't you fill San Francisco with zombies adam?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rice a roni pudding. thanks, i hate it
LRRbot: Coastline Chimera [3U] | Creature β€” Chimera [1/5] | Flying / {1}{W}: Coastline Chimera can block an additional creature this turn.
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow neat @themanaleek thanks!
LRRbot: Ordeal of Erebos [1B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Erebos. / When you sacrifice Ordeal of Erebos, target player discards two cards.
rendelnep: Card Kingdom: ut reddam vota nostra (according to google translate)
LRRbot: Oreskos Sun Guide [1W] | Creature β€” Cat Monk [2/2] | Inspired β€” Whenever Oreskos Sun Guide becomes untapped, you gain 2 life.
beetboxben: Hi
thegatherers: ORESKOS SUNGUIDE COUNT 2
Fugi: Adam keeps claiming ricearoni is an SF thing but I've lived here five years and have never seen it
LRRbot: Hero of Iroas [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Aura spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Hero of Iroas, put a +1/+1 counter on Hero of Iroas.
beetboxben: Just logging in from mox Seattle
TheManaLeek: Ricearoni's tagline is "The San Francisco treat" according to my childhood spent watching Jeopardy
Zalbaag: You really need to treat yourself, Fugi
SmashTCG: Wow, Savage james
postmodernpajamawrestler: No, when you get three you sacrifice and destroy all ice cream
SydPreviouslyHeadache: De-Stroyed
Pharmacistjudge: "a san francisco treat" is a slogan from 1962
SmashTCG: err adam
JosephDeath: Can't tell if you're joking or not Fugi but the old jingle was "Rice a roni, the San Francisco treat!"
LRRbot: Voyage's End [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
Angreed66: I thought Fugi lived in LRR chat.
TheManaLeek: You used to win Ricearoni if you won Jeopardy
LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature β€” Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
corpocracy: seabatYIKES
Not_Josh1: Savidan Guarantee = Ricearoni
LonelyTex: good evening friends
Fugi: Look chat not all of us were alive in the 90s calm down
beetboxben: Hi @themanaleek
LRRbot: Prescient Chimera [3UU] | Creature β€” Chimera [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.
TheManaLeek: @beetboxben Hi!
thegatherers: is the #, #charity?
beetboxben: Wassup
Lord_Hosk: Rice-a roni the San Francisco treat Ding ding
pringlesman1461: The real question is, why is Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat?
gravity_pike: oh yeah! I remember those jeopardy/rice-a-roni ads
drfox17: Card Kingdom: All Hail Artoria, and her massive, difficult to spell spear
Feminine_Desires: @Fugi you are 18 years old?
haseo_sora: @angreed66 i thought the same thing about fugi and jeej
Mysticman89: you haven't truly lived until you've ricearonni'd
azureHaights: @TheManaLeek Also a 20-volume set of the Encyclopedia International and a case of Turtle Wax
SmashTCG: Wow
beetboxben: Cool name @themanaleek
azureHaights: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
LRRbot: Thoughtrender Lamia [4BB] | Enchantment Creature β€” Lamia [5/3] | Constellation β€” Whenever Thoughtrender Lamia or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent discards a card.
Darth_Wooper: !charity
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TheManaLeek: @beetboxben I try my best
LRRbot: Akroan Mastiff [3W] | Creature β€” Hound [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
queenfounder: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2953: "Oh shit! I climbed on the fire!" β€”Alex [2016-07-13]
DarkMorford: I lost on Jeopardy, baby! Oooooo-oo-ooo-oooooh
postmodernpajamawrestler: 6 mana 5/3? in MY underpowered limited format?
LRRbot: Sip of Hemlock [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
queenfounder: !quote uptap
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
viridimayai: Hey this looks like an actual game at a reasonable pace
Darth_Wooper: @thegatherers yep, #charity somewhere in the post where you cheer.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oVeRtApPiNg
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drfox17: WHAT
Lord_Hosk: THEY DID IT!
ritchards: They did it!
mariammistressofmanifolds: holy moly
djalternative: HA!
RayFK: HA
beetboxben: Hey was James at mox a week of two ago? @loadingreadyrun
Darth_Wooper: katesWa katesOw katesScared
NanashiSword: OH WOW!!!
Pharmacistjudge: wow
Godofmuffins: They did it.
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pharmacistjudge: that happened
postmodernpajamawrestler: The absolute MAD MAN
Juliamon: PogChamp
circusofkirkus: It happened!
coelopteryx: o wowie
yoyoma8893: ho boy
Spectre97: They did it the bloody madman
ritchards: !clip
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Electro_Irisu: lrrWOW lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Damn!
SmashTCG: okay
Godofmuffins: I mean, I guess, never challenge Chat.
mtgdabest: welp
Kykiwi: the mad man did it!
jonasjonIV: par for Lrr
austinoickle: WAT
solahwin_tampramain: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
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LoadingReadyRun: utter madlad
InkyGhoast: james you challenged chat. never challenge chat
austinoickle: WTF
loulou2222: more DNA in the whole deck
Cw3040: waow
kamelion84: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Mindreaver [UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Mindreaver, exile the top three cards of target player's library. / {U}{U}, Sacrifice Mindreaver: Counter target spell with the same name as a card exiled with Mindreaver.
SmashTCG: little did you know, thats the last NM Sun guide in NA
austinoickle: ABSOLUTE L A D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the Keanu of minds
Kykiwi: Whoa james
InkyGhoast: JAMES
gravity_pike: James Turner, has, in fact, never used a computer. He just pretends while he's streaming, and no one has caught on yet.
mtgdabest: what an alpha move
mrsarkhan: James that's messed up
solahwin_tampramain: NO
Jacobontherun1: Monster
frozenphoenix7: Wow James, douche move
markededge: Cam putting together the grindiest deck I have ever seen... against the grindiest deck I have seen.
djalternative: You need the whole deck to make the 7 James Turners
w1nsol: lrrDARK
Juniper_P1: THIS is the bad place
thegatherers: James, I'll pay you 100 dollars not to rip it now
one_of_the_voice: inspired trigger
the_canuck_mystic: It's called the "call of the void"
rendelnep: james had a call from the void
the_one_and_only_kim: then the other bad side of his brain said to say it out loud!
tehcrashxor: James, let the "bad side" out more. lrrDARK
mariammistressofmanifolds: james, actual terrible human
Serifina: Wow, James. Just wow.
one_of_the_voice: james should be at 24
poetmarawr: oh dear
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun You wont do it james! bet! bet! bet!
Jacobontherun1: human?
the_canuck_mystic: @rendelnep jinx! ;)
SmashTCG: O.o
sivakrytos: also just not human
LRRbot: Oreskos Swiftclaw [1W] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [3/1]
B4rberblacksheep: Adam I get those thoughts too
SerGarretCameron: all pikachu are in fact Ryan Reynolds.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god
Issurru: cops are coming for James
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
InkyGhoast: oh look here come the cops to arrest these monsters
BillNyeTheBountyGuy: *Worried Pikachu Sound*
delta__vee: lrrDARK
frozenphoenix7: Wait, Pikachu isn't real?! ;~:
drfox17: Card Kingdom: We do have an employee named Elizabeth, she's not our monarch
ViralStitch: PARDONFUCK CAM
Leafwind104: Did James gain life this turn?
LRRbot: Oppressive Rays [W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays {3}. / Activated abilities of enchanted creature cost {3} more to activate.
Krokaar: PEE.....KA?!
kinkerbelle: Pikachu are rabbits now, gotcha.
Frozendukie: Ire's Mastiff now boys
Rocketman210: oh hey theros, the set with my favorite card, dat asp
postmodernpajamawrestler: Wheres officer Jenny when you need her?
rendelnep: @the_canuck_mystic dang it! if only had paid more attention to the chat!
azureHaights: Cam: "You stand on the hands and you rip from the feet" Surprised Pikachu: :o
HesGotNoPants: @sergarretcameron this is for the money I spent on green lantern
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun If pikachu isn't real then what's sitting in my living room with a sherlock hat on?
espi: @Rocketman210 but is it a snake or a hydra?
rendelnep angrily waves his fist at the void
Lord_Hosk: Would you pay $125 for Dat Asp Rocketman210?
the_canuck_mystic: @rendelnep I was glad to see that someone else knows the term. (Are you a Tim?)
B4rberblacksheep: Pi kaaaaagsgsggsggssshh*gurgling*
SmashTCG: Abuse to animals is a sign of sociopathy james. smasht7OmgHD
azureHaights: @djalternative Will Ferrell?
Lord_Hosk: if not im not 100% convinced its REALLY your favorite card
HesGotNoPants: @djalternative how much lsd have you had tonight?
Rocketman210: @espi snake, and when its monsterous its a serpent (like the hydra)
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Rocketman210: The greek word for dragon also just means scary snake
LRRbot: Feast of Dreams [1B] | Instant | Destroy target enchanted creature or enchantment creature.
djalternative: @HesGotNoPants enough to know that I bought a detective pikachu plush last week
rendelnep: @the_canuck_mystic nope, not even canadian or resident of a canadian province
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. my faigth
LRRbot: Oracle's Insight [3U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Scry 1, then draw a card."
bradlby: this is probably the best block for "checkmate atheists"
HesGotNoPants: @djalternative take more, you'll feel better
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Our employee George did kill a snake once, does that count?
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrHEART
the_canuck_mystic: @rendelnep haha a Tim is a listener of the Hello Internet podcast, though I'm amused at the idea of it also being used for Canadians :D
Technic_AL: I just realized that's Opt on a stick
BrindleBoar: I arrive to Adam praising twitch chat? Have I finally crossed back into the main universe?
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ritchards: Card Kingdom: We don't have a castle, but after raining hard at times, we can pretend to have a moat
futureidk: What creature does cam have?
the_canuck_mystic: @rendelnep I learned the term through that podcast.
LRRbot: Floodtide Serpent [4U] | Creature β€” Serpent [4/4] | Floodtide Serpent can't attack unless you return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
Rocketman210: all snakes are dragons, change my mind.
head_cannon: @bradlby I don't know about that; the story arc was that the mortals start out asking for the gods' aid but end up rebelling against them and wanting to overthrow them.
Lord_Hosk: wow
Frozendukie: engine online
mastershake29x: with all the CK/monarch talk (even though this isn't conspiracy draft), my favorite queen elizabeth fact: of all the powers she has, being able to quit isn't one of them
LiveFaust: Atheist: can confirm. katesLol
HesGotNoPants: @the_canuck_mystic "a tim" means a Canadian? what about a man named tim from another country?
thegatherers: it says i can't whisper to the loading ready run account because of the "recipient's settings"
Blasteg: I mean, he's playing Blue cards, so every card he play is good
LRRbot: Thassa's Emissary [3U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Crab [3/3] | Bestow {5}{U} / Whenever Thassa's Emissary or enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
SmashTCG: Cwab
Kykiwi: Cwaaaaaaaaaab frand
LRRbot: Felhide Brawler [1B] | Creature β€” Minotaur [2/2] | Felhide Brawler can't block unless you control another Minotaur.
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: Government by strange women in ponds handing out swords
the_canuck_mystic: @HesGotNoPants no, it doesn't. I said it refers to someone listening to the Hello Internet podcast.
HesGotNoPants: ah
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SmashTCG: the best thing theros brought us was The evergreening of Scry
andrew: heck yeah Theros time
LRRbot: Ordeal of Thassa [1U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Thassa. / When you sacrifice Ordeal of Thassa, draw two cards.
andrew: I think this was the set that got me back into MTG after ten years
Vampiricsloth: its dangerous to go alone! here take this.
drfox17: Card Kingdom: I mean, I guess we have a round table here somewhere....
Feminine_Desires: @thegatherers you should be @LoadingReadyRun to properly alert them
postmodernpajamawrestler: Cam wins the flavor war
rgoody2016: Someone needs to force the issue
espi: Adam has the best attacks on this board
SmashTCG: AGH
LRRbot: Athreos, God of Passage [1WB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” God [5/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and black is less than seven, Athreos isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature you own dies, return it to your hand unless target opponent pays 3 life.
thraximore: WOAH
austinoickle: oh
bradlby: oh no
Frozendukie: POGGERS
viridimayai: THE BEST GOD
RayFK: OH FUCKING SURE OKAY TURNER
lighting_bolt_123: hhhaaYyy
postmodernpajamawrestler: can we clip THAT?
Sorteur: OH HECK
HesGotNoPants: a God happened
NanashiSword: WHAT! A God?!
Rocketman210: YEYEYEYE
kamelion84: lrrWOW
PrinceXPhantom: welp gg
rendelnep: CardKingdom I have a latin phrase for your heraldry "et solvit nos et solvit nos ea" which according to google means "you paid us so we paid them" which is the inverse of Cam's slogan
MuffinsOnAHill: Wait...a good card?
lighting_bolt_123: @rayfk omg yes ray!
jonasjonIV: wow
rgoody2016: I'm calling Haxes Turner
Enmity777: oof
ReydienOnline: well then
Pharmacistjudge: If you attack with a creature with ordeal and bounce the ordeal as part of paying cost to attack, the ordeal will not trigger. Just in case you were thinking it
Tantar: I dont know magic, and I know that sounds amazing
lighting_bolt_123: ur our ray of jope
SmashTCG: Disagree
ReydienOnline: Cameron can get 4 creatures off the board
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and devotion doens't include lands because they're colorless, right?
ReydienOnline: well, 3
Mewr11: "That just kinda exists" me rn
Blasteg: what does "not a creture" do?
SmashTCG: keranos is awful for limited
viridimayai: that's a beater
SmashTCG: becasue of all the anwsers they printed for gods
Skudd: Athreos is definitely the best god
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache correct, it counts colored mana symbols in the mana cost
ReydienOnline: @Blasteg it's considered an enchantmetn right now with that text.
frozenphoenix7: Athreos isn't even close to the best god
postmodernpajamawrestler: @Tantar It's pretty good right now but in no other format.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, thank you
MuffinsOnAHill: The Scarab God is best god.
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:09.
frozenphoenix7: All the gods were very good in Limited, but Athreos was not the best.
B4rberblacksheep: The gods were all pretty back breaking
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh unplayable god. wasn't that blue amonkhet pretty bad?
GroperPanda: FORGE GOD MOTHER TRUCKERS
Vampiricsloth: i built an Iroas deck :3
postmodernpajamawrestler: anyway Xenagos is the best god, lmao
LRRbot: Oreskos Swiftclaw [1W] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [3/1]
Vampiricsloth: i like dolmen gate <3
Pharmacistjudge: ephara was fine, she drew cards
Willbrannon: Kruphix was meh in limited
JosephDeath: The one that made snakes didn't seem great to me...
LoxhamInABox: I destroyed a draft with phenax once
postmodernpajamawrestler: God of the Poleese
Ironagent: James with the value
SmashTCG: draw cards every trun a creature enterd last turn
raithencore235: Cool Athreos, I bought some Journey to Nyx packs recently and opened him. I want to build a EDH deck for him
Frozendukie: cards in cam's deck?
Mewr11: I have this strong desire to start pronouncing Keranos as kur-AH-nos
viridimayai: Only bad God I can remember is Karametra
Cinntoastmin: dont you say thaty about my lady 😑
the_one_and_only_kim: Except Jaya who was terrible
SmashTCG: karametra is insain in commander
SmashTCG: All the land drops
Pharmacistjudge: (we exclude tibalt from that conversation)
SmashTCG: garbage in limited
frozenphoenix7: Iroas, Keranos, Thassa, Nylea, and Xenagos were all better than Athreos most of the time in Limited.
SmashTCG: terrible instandard
BlandSpice: @Frozendukie cam's board state, 16 cards left in deck?
Officinalis: My favorite bit of not confirmed Theros lore. The god-killer octopus created the vacuum that Xenagos stepped into.
frozenphoenix7: And in Constructed, Keranos, Pharika, Thassa, and Nylea were miles better than Athreos
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Yeah, we have Grails. 8 of them in fact
Doc_Rider: I don't think Cam is gonna win this...
GroperPanda: I miss this format..
Lord_Hosk: better than another god doesnt make that god bad
frozenphoenix7: (Hell, Thassa won a Pro Tour!)
ZuNy77: i liked pyreaca enough to make a goofy commander deck wiht
Varnode: !card godkiller
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jaya, the 2RRR you may discard up to 3 cards, draw that many.?
HesGotNoPants: @drfox17 can we see them?
postmodernpajamawrestler: to be clear in terms of power I'd say purphoros is the strongest god
Angreed66: There are worse planeswalkers than tibalt for a limited format.
postmodernpajamawrestler: but Xenagos wins style points
LRRbot: Sightless Brawler [1W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/2] | Bestow {4}{W} / Sightless Brawler can't attack alone. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and can't attack alone.
djalternative: Arceus is clearly the best god by far
Armstrong11139: To shreds, you say...
viridimayai: Oh man this curse is gonna be gross
tuckamanian: kill one of them cameron
NanashiSword: You can do it Cam
Ironagent: The next level plays incoming
LRRbot: Divine Verdict [3W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.
queenfounder: Are y'all gonna play that new Dominara game, whatever its actually called
Officinalis: Adam playing the role of MTGO.
postmodernpajamawrestler: no
ViralStitch: no
Pharmacistjudge: no he's not
frozenphoenix7: No
dylanbbb: no
NanashiSword: No
TheMicah21: But it is exiled
queenfounder: Because they keep trying to make Magic not Magic
NanashiSword: God is no longer attacking
EOstby: If he's not a creature, he's not attacking.
dylanbbb: he isn't a creature so he can't do damage
espi: He's not a creature
futureidk: Not attacking
postmodernpajamawrestler: yes but does it matter if he's not a creature?
lighting_bolt_123: !judge
TheMicah21: my bad
Armstrong11139: If something is attacking and stops being a creature, it's removed from combat
Professor_Rakor: No damage.
Pharmacistjudge: no damage pharma2Vial lrrJUDGE
frozenphoenix7: No damage.
futureidk: Why not pay 3 Cameron??
LRRbot: Oreskos Swiftclaw [1W] | Creature β€” Cat Warrior [3/1]
Chartle: this was in friday nights
Chartle: c'mon
dacardczar: Do it cam!
Chartle: :P
Ironagent: swinee!!!
sniperserpent: is cam no longer drawing cards?
Seosamh_117: cam took 3 damage
postmodernpajamawrestler: actually I don't know that thats true, someone pls lrrJUDGE
Talin06: does it untap?
LRRbot: Curse of the Swine [XUU] | Sorcery | Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
dacardczar: YES!!
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Beleqwaya: PIGGIES!
futureidk: No Can did not
Pink_Pansy: YES!
Zalbin: PIGS
Pharmacistjudge: wow, pig beam
NanashiSword: WOW!
ZuNy77: exile the god
sniperserpent: oh wow
austinoickle: HOGGERS
Awexdio: God? Sounds like a pig to me
dimkel: board more like BOARd
Officinalis: WOOF
PrinceXPhantom: YOOOOO THE BEST ANSWER
thegatherers: ive been doing some thinking, im definitely gonna eat the sun guide when i get it
Ukon_vasara: everyone is pigs
dpmurf: holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
mastershake29x: @Talin06 no, not until next untap step
jubale1: CURSE of SWInE,i loved that card
viridimayai: OINKIFY
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrWOW
Enmity777: WOW
lighting_bolt_123: noooooooooo MY SWEET BABY BOY
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Rapid Baconization!
PrinceXPhantom: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
frozenphoenix7: James' board is now 6 2/2 Green Pigs
MadAran87: Those Willow references keep me going.
Officinalis: Athreos isn't a creature, right?
ZuNy77: james is bringing home the bacon now
postmodernpajamawrestler: 6 WAR pigs
dimkel: it is a creature
Officinalis: Did I miss that?
Pavlovs_Dog_: hooray for willow quotes
Chartle: beginning to look like a bay of pigs
Just_Another_Muffin: Do they have the correct token?
ViralStitch: that's many pig
control_rig: You can be a big pig too
frozenphoenix7: It was then @Officinalis
Awexdio: Athreos was a creature at time of case
HesGotNoPants: hes a big pig
Doc_Rider: Bravo, Cam...
NanashiSword: @Officinalis God was a creature
Armstrong11139: @Officinalis It became a creature again when James replayed the swiftblade
thraximore: figures game 3 is when the big spells get played
brightsquid: morphs
mastershake29x: @Officinalis it was, james played acreature after combat to make it one again
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Officinalis It was when Cam cast the spell. By 1 Devotion
postmodernpajamawrestler: each of those pigs is as strong as at least some kind of minotaur
Not_Josh1: Somehow, still technically lethal?
Lord_Hosk: not as much of a problem
Blasteg: does this count as "stabilized"
futureidk: Did he get rid of 2/2s to make better 2/2s just cuz it's funny? I love it
frozenphoenix7: It stopped being a creature when James went to 6 devotion, James went to 7 devotion post combat, so then it was a creature again.
darkecologist: those pig tokens were so cute, cause they had pants on
Pharmacistjudge: just think...a pig is a 2/2 and a soldier is a 1/1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I can never remember that witchs name. from the Odyssey
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Wanna be a big pig yup yup
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we're still in our first Bo3 right?
awful_neutral: James porky piggin' it over here
head_cannon: I quite like how the Theros gods are indestructible, but you can sever their connection to the mortal plane by reducing their devotion mid-attack; they go intangible again and you save yourself from some damage.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Sircine?
postmodernpajamawrestler: sounds right
Science_and_Magic: The witch's name was Circe
Officinalis: I've never felt so loved. Thanks for keeping me in the know.
lighting_bolt_123: What a slog
viridimayai: don't worry guys, Ire here to fix Cam's mistakes
Anarchon_D: some fiery cannonade would make some quick bacon
LiveFaust: "Now doesn't it make you feel better?"
austinoickle: @Bobtheninjagoldfish yes
postmodernpajamawrestler: all you need to remember from that scene of the odyssey are the innuendos
Armstrong11139: That'll do, pigs
Zalbin: !ire
azureHaights: @Anarchon_D Life has to give us some cannons first
LRRbot: Lagonna-Band Trailblazer [W] | Creature β€” Centaur Scout [0/4] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, put a +1/+1 counter on Lagonna-Band Trailblazer.
Pharmacistjudge: @Anarchon_D i'm not sure I want bacon cooked with cannon
GragSmash: settle the sausage?
ChiefEngineerMichael: And now, Cam has bought himself time to... Find an answer
62MGcobra: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:11.
LoadingReadyRun: Is James the girl from Spirited Away?
jubale1: need Whelming Wave
BlandSpice: It's been a slog of a match
62MGcobra: match started at 51 mins
pringlesman1461: Someone needs an echoing decay.
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
DoctorCactus: @Adam how many cards in libraries?
espi: uh what
rwhr2d2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:34.
lighting_bolt_123: HE READ MY COMMENT THIA IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
Zalbin: Tap it?
TheManaLeek: Destroy target tapped creature
espi: Ire...
TheManaLeek: Woops
loglab: cwab gine
snirky: ire to fizzle
TheManaLeek: Nevermind, I read bad
postmodernpajamawrestler: @LoadingReadyRun well is Athreos his dad? and if so, who is his mom?
Pharmacistjudge: @LoadingReadyRun if that was true, they would transform back if he picked which want was his parents....
espi: They both missed it, oops
PatFromIT: This is very much like my entire experience with this set. Powerful nothing for 70 turns and then I fall asleep and concede by default
jubale1: where are blue's flyers
LRRbot: Thassa's Devourer [4U] | Enchantment Creature β€” Elemental [2/6] | Constellation β€” Whenever Thassa's Devourer or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
Angreed66: So I'm understanding this right, This match has gone one for over an hour?
Angreed66: *on
62MGcobra: yes
mastershake29x: @Angreed66 yep
loglab: seems like two
62MGcobra: milled
Pharmacistjudge: If you want to watch a powerful nothing story....just wach the Brad Nelson vs BBD on mtg breakdwon
Pharmacistjudge: breakdown
ginnsman42: My Word.
HesGotNoPants: but loser has to quit magic
simicry: james didn't have a beard at the start of this game, fun fact
Beleqwaya: Deck count?
DoctorCactus: mill is happening everyone
dylanbbb: how many cards are in cams deck
ZuNy77: cam would rather draw cards and mill out than deal dmg
DoctorCactus: mill was always the plan
LRRbot: Wingsteed Rider [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Wingsteed Rider, put a +1/+1 counter on Wingsteed Rider.
TheManaLeek: This is definitely my memory of Theros
Ukon_vasara: but if you end the game you cant gain more value, killing james is just bad value for cam
TheManaLeek: I use it as my dead center middle of bad to good draft formats
raithencore235: Tap a piggy... that could be wildly misconstrued as innuendo
F1SHOR: this is the prepre with blake all over again :P so much draw so little anything else
postmodernpajamawrestler: cam is gonna get decked at some point
Skudd: And people called kamigawa a grindy format
krycelc90: mull to 6 was the plan for mill
62MGcobra: i think i see 5 cards left in cams deck
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Floop the pig!
Feminine_Desires: Cam will deck himself before he gets to kill him.
gravity_pike: these games were sweet! oh yeah, these games took forever.
Lord_Hosk: this is why I hated full block
LRRbot: Akroan Skyguard [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | Flying / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Akroan Skyguard, put a +1/+1 counter on Akroan Skyguard.
62MGcobra: dsamn
62MGcobra: damn
queenfounder: Beginning to hope that Cam gets decked
grgriffin3: This is one hell of a slog.
drfox17: Card Kingdom: No you don't get to marry Penelope and control the company if you can shoot an arrow through 12 axes, where did you get that idea?
Angreed66: Mill is the answer for powerful nothing. meant so players don't become so enamored by card draw.
Anarchon_D: we need some epic charge music for the pigs
Pharmacistjudge: i'm suprised he hasn't bounce the oracle's insight to a better creature
raithencore235: What is the foil that James has?
awful_neutral: only 17 more sips to mill
sniperserpent: cards in james deck?
mariammistressofmanifolds: wingsteed rider
queenfounder: More card flicking than action this game!
LRRbot: Cloaked Siren [3U] | Creature β€” Siren [3/2] | Flash / Flying
postmodernpajamawrestler: you can tell how much cam wants to be done with this game by how he flicks his cards
Fugi: four turn clock???
62MGcobra: im having cloud blazer flash backs
espi: should've tapped Rider eot
head_cannon: @Pharmacistjudge That's a compelling line, but in the abstract, blocking with the 1/5 & using the enchantment is pretty sweet.
Angreed66: @drfox17 Penelope is a minor who is this monster
LRRbot: Acolyte's Reward [1W] | Instant | Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn, where X is your devotion to white. If damage is prevented this way, Acolyte's Reward deals that much damage to any target.
Awexdio: Is Cam.... breaking through? Is it fast enough?
jubale1: Acolyte's reward: the best card draw in white.
drfox17: @Angreed66 Some weirdo! Don't worry, Odysseus will be back aaaaany day now
lighting_bolt_123: Ok finnaly
johncarsongames: Hot and fast action
dylanbbb: Cam has won
Awexdio: Is that Archetype of Imag?
drfox17: aaaaaaaaany day
LRRbot: Archetype of Imagination [4UU] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Wizard [3/2] | Creatures you control have flying. / Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.
EOstby: Mill 2!
Anarchon_D: come on james! the pigs can only do so much!
lighting_bolt_123: woof
grgriffin3: Get the mill!
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: JuDgE
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrJUDGE
jubale1: woah, actual threat
Not_Josh1: this game is a large oof
pringlesman1461: How many cards does James have left?
RougeLead: That's a pretty big shift
raithencore235: James bring the fight into the real world! Leap over the table, you can take Cam!
postmodernpajamawrestler: Go Cam Go
ChiefEngineerMichael: @pringlesman1461 Quick guess, more than Cam
thegatherers: James, Top deck the Sunguide! It's the only way out
LRRbot: Bile Blight [BB] | Instant | Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get -3/-3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dissolve [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Scry 1.
the_canuck_mystic: Cam is now drawing the chaff he scried to the bottom.
jubale1: all lands in cam's deck
dylanbbb: Pretty sure Cams deck is now all land
frozenphoenix7: 9
xiivv7: go cam go !!!
Beleqwaya: i think cam's deck is 4 lands that were scry'd to the bottom
grgriffin3: Cam is gonna get there!
tehcrashxor: Go Cammander!
Feminine_Desires: Cam has milled a lot of removal.
NanashiSword: Oh wow.... didn't see this happening. Way to go Cam
Leafwind104: one exorciate on top
LRRbot: Nightmarish End [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
62MGcobra: flunge?
queenfounder: A very well done, Cam
xiivv7: go go go
Doc_Rider: Cam wins...
RougeLead: gg
grgriffin3: lrrSCOOP
head_cannon: Got there!
Sorteur: CAM YES!
loglab: gg
Blasteg: GG
Beleqwaya: *claps*
NanashiSword: WOWWWWW
Awexdio: G G
NextLevelTabletop: Yeah Cam!
PatFromIT: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
kamelion84: lrrWOW
RougeLead: woof
Bobtheninjagoldfish: GG!
mrsarkhan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheMicah21: gg
ChiefEngineerMichael: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:23.
Not_Josh1: FREE!!
viridimayai: Good Games guys!
Fugi: GG WP
austinoickle: WAHOOO
thraximore: Was that an hour?
thundershot879: GG
xiivv7: yes
NanashiSword: *clap clap clap clap*
SquirrelLord1111: GG
mastershake29x: what a match
tehcrashxor: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Pryingchain20: cheer party10000 party10000 party1000 party1000 party1000 party100 party100 party100 party100 party100 Have to go to bed now, so I'm just gonna leave this here.
Issurru: AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE'RE FREE
theonlyangelx: GG
mariammistressofmanifolds: !uptime
PrinceXPhantom: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
austinoickle: GO HOME
MuffinsOnAHill: FREEDOM!!!!!
jonasjonIV: slog
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesBoosh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
grgriffin3: And it only took 3 years!
coelopteryx: oh my goodness
BritishHat: lrrGOAT
NextLevelTabletop: That was a great game. GG Cam!!!
Angreed66: Time for round 2
Bladinus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: that was a lot of bits
circusofkirkus: Don't lose that $100 card lrrBEEJ
Professor_Rakor: He's blue aba dee aba die.
raithencore235: When did the match start?
PrinceXPhantom: dang...
LoadingReadyRun: woah!
F1SHOR: brdt of 5?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
espi: Best of 7?
TheAwkes: This is a game we choose to play.
theonlyangelx: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
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Lord_Hosk: no #charity
Mysticman89: spicy. unfortunate missing charity thing. but yeag.
RayFK: BEN WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU LIKE HALF AN HOUR AGO WITH THAT!?
azureHaights: @Pryingchain20 I thought that was a Desert Bitbuck there
HesGotNoPants: so james now quits magicm
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ZakAmetyst: I actually like grindy games...
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thegatherers: im gonna eat it
SinisterSquid7: LOL
dacardczar: LOL
Lord_Hosk: 23500
postmodernpajamawrestler: the sun guy
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
Chartle: LOL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the best birthday preset: Make your set boring
thmanwithnoname: hahaha
SinisterSquid7: james - "ok"
drfox17: signed by famous youtuber james turner
Sorteur: Dont be sorry cam
loglab: do it
Professor_Rakor: Praise that sun.
Krispee19191: "I'm so sorry"
Akaiatana: @RayFK he was in a kingdom
MrPolyK: wait what @thegatherers
theonlyangelx: hehehehe
jubale1: why is Jam's deck interesting?
the_canuck_mystic: Bed time for me.
Chartle: film it thegatherers
62MGcobra: #blamejames
the_canuck_mystic: Good night folks!
Issurru: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:49.
austinoickle: is this a thing now? we can just buy commons for 100$?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but in all honesty that was an interesting game
NanashiSword: Well... I'm not sure about Cam and James, but I'm exhausted just watching that match
MightyOwl95: Wait, I just got back, was that really only round one?
rendelnep: @RayFK A KINGDOM OF CARDS
thraximore: yep
lordinkdeath27: cardkingdom a better deal then jamies
62MGcobra: 1hr 16 min match
lordinkdeath27: james
thegatherers: @austinoickle you have to dibs them before others can get a hold
BritishHat: Yeah, round 1 was pretty nuts
PrinceXPhantom: we have set a precedent for buying the cards from the stream
austinoickle: lol
Bladinus: yeah, that Curse of Swine really save Cam's bacon.
Angreed66: They almost milled themselves game 3
austinoickle: someone should start a live auction on the decks
thraximore: at least Athreos is 20 bucks @thegatherers
Mysticman89: lives auctions would give people DB flashbacks
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah athreos is an effect that commander players tend to like
Pharmacistjudge: I hope them selling cards on stream doesn't run afoul of their CK sponsorship
Juliamon: They didn't technically *sell* it
austinoickle: iirc athreos is also in a legacy(?) deck
Angreed66: If i'm not wrong It's appereared at a game knights
head_cannon: I will assume that all the removal/control cards ended up in those two's draft pools, and the rest of the rounds will have those explosive, unstoppable starts that I associate with Theros block.
krinnphindalin: Im absolutely loving Eternal Card game right now
thegatherers: I have an Athreos commander deck too, I didn't realize he was in James' deck
thraximore: @Angreed66 Shadowborn Apostles deck, yeah
Juliamon: Someone gave them bits, and they expressed appreciation by sending them cards. Not technically a sale.
Juliamon: Loopholes!
thraximore: @Juliamon That just sounds like an auction with extra steps
postmodernpajamawrestler: extra steps makes it different!
Mysticman89: the counter argument is james did say 'if you give x bits, you'll get card', so verbal agreements
Juliamon: Technicalities are important.
Juliamon: It's the difference between a donation drive prize and a raffle.
thraximore: promissary estoppel yo
theonlyangelx: oh hello
Officinalis: Round 2 of our all night draft!
AlchemicalPanda: Hey, I know that guy's voice
djalternative: it's the difference between a purchase and money laundering
TheMrFraser: its the beardomancers
TheBorzoi: thebor2H
queenfounder: First round took so long they had to shorted the break I guess haha
AlchPlaysGames: Wow. Round 2!
theonlyangelx: only an hour and a half into games and we're onto round 2
Aarek: Fight forever!
drfox17: Card Kingdom: Artoria loves cards!
BritishHat: We're in for the long haul tonight
RayFK: But little did you know, Ben drafted control!
postmodernpajamawrestler: go face
mastershake29x: go adam playing after a 4 hour stint as table friend
thegatherers: i ope none of you are running sunguides, my bank account cant take that
trident042: Which of two good aggressive boys can win this one?
DarknessKingCoH: I arrived 2hrs late and thought I missed the stream!
Pharmacistjudge: Someone order pizza to the moon base so they don't starve :P
coelopteryx: "we have adam and ben, and i'm excited" thank you for the intro, Excited
CadoiPi: how did these guys get past beej's home alone traps?
Anarchon_D: lets just Get Into It Guys!
LRRbot: Bassara Tower Archer [GG] | Creature β€” Human Archer [2/1] | Hexproof, reach
Professor_Rakor: Cameron was eroding onto the mat.
RayFK: I'm actually glad this is late, my flight got delayed :P
RayFK: Need to stay up later
Angreed66: Go Ben unless Adam also is playing green then go both of them.
LRRbot: Magma Spray [R] | Instant | Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
NanashiSword: Oh wow.....
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrWOW
dylanbbb: reading the card lets you understand the card
Issurru: doesn't help if Adam can't read LUL
queenfounder: Give Adam a break, its been a logn night!
Leafwind104: Bodied
postmodernpajamawrestler: hey theres a lot more if you consider the flavor text!
11Dot: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
4rce: Oh this gon be goooooooooood
ZuNy77: lrrSLOTH
MuffinsOnAHill: "Favorite format"
Pharmacistjudge: Ben with the shade....
Professor_Rakor: Writes down....opponent can't read...
ferro_man: load it up with all the ordeals!
Armstrong11139: That (attempted) Magma Spray was catharsis for the last hour of stalled boards full of 2/2s...
LRRbot: Minotaur Skullcleaver [2R] | Creature β€” Minotaur Berserker [2/2] | Haste / When Minotaur Skullcleaver enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
surfderf: unfortunately missed the draft, but I guess this is ok lrrAWESOME
trident042: Parsing the nomenclature upon the printed word helps elucidate the meaning of the ink formatted unto the cardboard.
LRRbot: Leafcrown Dryad [1G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph Dryad [2/2] | Bestow {3}{G} / Reach / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has reach.
dylanbbb: double reach!
Officinalis: The race is on!
drfox17: I have to say, from the latest Friday Nights, I assumed that Kathleen would employ Penelope to find out G's new deck list
TheManaLeek: It's a race!
BlandSpice: Now the archer has Reach Reach
Dna283: I love that its Theros draft on the day i finaly finished my god tribel edh deck
Mintchocdoublin: is tower archer good enough to get in canlander boggles?
LRRbot: Satyr Hoplite [R] | Creature β€” Satyr Soldier [1/1] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Satyr Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Satyr Hoplite.
yoyoma8893: this is a nice change of pace
queenfounder: Guys, please, I can barely keep up with this fast pace
F1SHOR: this is very different to last match lol
MrPolyK: can double reach block horsemanship?
MuffinsOnAHill: I forgot you could boggles in Theros draft.
mastershake29x: can graham navigate the big pile of games? stay tuned to find out... spoiler: probably
Skudd: Creatures with Double Reach can block creatures with Double Flying
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:33.
loglab: #xenagosdidnothingwrong
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can reach around things. probably grab the tokens
Pharmacistjudge: It's 100% in canlander boggles
CrazymattCaptain: I thought with Double Reach you could attack flyers from above
LRRbot: Mistcutter Hydra [XG] | Creature β€” Hydra [0/0] | This spell can't be countered. / Haste, protection from blue / Mistcutter Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Angreed66: time to bestow trample
raithencore235: Is Double Reach similar to double haste for the new Gruul Mechanic Riot?
thraximore: no haste yo
LRRbot: Ajani's Presence [W] | Instant | Strive β€” This spell costs {2}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first. / Any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain indestructible until end of turn.
Mintchocdoublin: thanks @pharmacistjudge i heard them say anything with hexproof
Blasteg: Also, how painful is that paint can to the head scene to film, Ben?
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrWOW
Pal_Friendpatine: Man I remember playing green in Theros. Good times
queenfounder: Yaas, clip that
Skudd: I have to imagine the paint can was empty
LRRbot: Spearpoint Oread [2R] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph [2/2] | Bestow {5}{R} / First strike / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has first strike.
krinnphindalin: Anyone in chat play Eternal?
sivakrytos: they did apparently hit hime with a gopro tho
Bluesky15: Like Modern?
LRRbot: Ordeal of Nylea [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Nylea. / When you sacrifice Ordeal of Nylea, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
krinnphindalin: No- Eternal Card Game
Skudd: I used to play Eternal. Stopped when I got into the Arena beta, though.
Mintchocdoublin: i wanna know how beej is doing after that tree topper scene.
dylanbbb: Ordeal is sacrificed
EOstby: Ordeal cracks, also.
Beleqwaya: crack ordeal
postmodernpajamawrestler: @krinnphindalin I did but got pretty bored with it
NanashiSword: Ordeal pops
BlandSpice: Ordeal should be sacced
ZuNy77: the ordeal breaks dosent it?
MuffinsOnAHill: Ordeal
Pharmacistjudge: ordeal triggers
circusofkirkus: Sac ordeal
darkecologist: can you get mono from playing mono green?
Pharmacistjudge: and sacs
djalternative: can you just throw pots at someone again regardless of budget?
queenfounder: lrrJUDGE
harvester369: sac it ben
dylanbbb: Ben the ordeal cracked
ferro_man: ordeal trigger?
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrBEEJ :(
queenfounder: Needs sac'd
DarklordStratos: Ben, ordeal
dialMforMara: what are we talking about with things getting thrown at Ben?
ArcOfTheConclave: High tide.
Shenandygains: That shot with the POV of the falling box was soooo good
BlandSpice: @dialMforMara latest friday nights
Blasteg: you can draft a mono color?
Bluesky15: Friday Nights is a great series. I enjoy it so much, thanks for making it!
dialMforMara: @BlandSpice okay. Haven't seen it yet. Thanks!
Professor_Rakor: You mono-monster....you mononster....we'll workshop it.
jonasjonIV: would it have gotten even the first counter?
Mr_Bitterness: Adam's "Who wants to play High Tide?" then water dump is still one of my favorite Friday Nights lines
frozenphoenix7: Yes @jonasjonIV
Pharmacistjudge: And ben was wondering what colors he is... He's definitely G/R
Bluesky15: Hey! Origins was my first set and I got a Keranos in a pack of NYX in a deck builders toolkit.
LRRbot: Spearpoint Oread [2R] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph [2/2] | Bestow {5}{R} / First strike / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has first strike.
LRRbot: Mortal's Ardor [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
mastershake29x: @jonasjonIV it does get that counter (the 5th)
queenfounder: Oh, I just noticed Adam's mana... Aww
LRRbot: Magma Spray [R] | Instant | Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
frozenphoenix7: Ordeal's trigger relies on attacking in the first place @jonasjonIV
Mewr11: Oh, G, speaking of the effects budget, how's the tarp budget looking?
circusofkirkus: exile?
Chartle: it's also exiled
postmodernpajamawrestler: nice recovery
thraximore: exiled
LRRbot: Vulpine Goliath [4GG] | Creature β€” Fox [6/5] | Trample
PatFromIT: Oh my
MuffinsOnAHill: Big pupper.
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
Laserbeaks_Fury: What does the Fox say?
Type_One___: forgive me if it's already been asked, but I just noticed Ben's sleeves...what are those?!
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WasntFuzzyWuzzy: @Laserbeaks_Fury There it is
Technic_AL: What does the Vulpine say?
Officinalis: foxmarLOVE
Mr_Bitterness: doogFoxy doogFoxy doogFoxy
62MGcobra: vulpix all grown up
LRRbot: Bolt of Keranos [1RR] | Sorcery | Bolt of Keranos deals 3 damage to any target. Scry 1.
kinkerbelle: I mean, you have gods turning into swans for sexytimes, I believe anything about greek myths.
rock_type: Bolt is a sorcery
Beleqwaya: @Professor_Rakor A mono coloured monster - a Moncolster?
circusofkirkus: rock_type that was 2nd main
LRRbot: Snake of the Golden Grove [4G] | Creature β€” Snake [4/4] | Tribute 3 / When Snake of the Golden Grove enters the battlefield, if tribute wasn't paid, you gain 4 life.
LRRbot: Nyxborn Wolf [2G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Wolf [3/1] | Bestow {4}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +3/+1.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I miss all the good sneks in Theros
Dna283: whats a good/funny deck name for a god tribal edh deck?
UnseenAcademical: @Dna283 Whoops All Pantheon
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Dna283 It's based around Theros, right?
LRRbot: Purphoros's Emissary [3R] | Enchantment Creature β€” Ox [3/3] | Bestow {6}{R} / Menace / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has menace.
Zalbaag: Aside from "Good God, Y'all"?
djalternative: @Dna283 The Zeus is loose
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Dna283 If it is, I'd go with "My gods, it's full of stars!"
HesGotNoPants: @dna283 theology discussion
postmodernpajamawrestler: james "no ice cream, one muffin" turner
thraximore: Deus ex Machina
darkecologist: back when we all lived in italy
LRRbot: Spearpoint Oread [2R] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph [2/2] | Bestow {5}{R} / First strike / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has first strike.
LRRbot: Pheres-Band Tromper [3G] | Creature β€” Centaur Warrior [3/3] | Inspired β€” Whenever Pheres-Band Tromper becomes untapped, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
BlandSpice: In JoJo voice "Oh my God"
Officinalis: "Checkmate Atheists"
thraximore: ^
austinoickle: ^
postmodernpajamawrestler: ^
ArcOfTheConclave: @Officinalis nice
TheManaLeek: ^>
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature β€” Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
Type_One___: I think we have a winner
AlchemicalPanda: @BlandSpice, why you gotta bring up JoJo... :(
queenfounder: !quote Jo
LRRbot: Quote #1798: "I like how everyone's trying to get us to say something quoteable." β€”Jordan [2016-02-13]
HesGotNoPants: but theres 23 gods to run gl
BlandSpice: @AlchemicalPanda Did I miss a Jo Jo thing?
LRRbot: Fanatic of Mogis [3R] | Creature β€” Minotaur Shaman [4/2] | When Fanatic of Mogis enters the battlefield, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red.
Angreed66: Theros needed a godslayer creature
Pharmacistjudge: interestingly Theros is very pro-atheists
WeiseDrachenJaeger: I've been thinking about putting together a God tribal deck myself. I have more of them already than I thought.
underhill33: lrrWOW
HesGotNoPants: !card godsend
LRRbot: Godsend [1WW] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+3. / Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by one or more creatures, you may exile one of those creatures. / Your opponents can't cast spells with the same name as a card exiled with Godsend. / Equip {3}
Pharmacistjudge: since basically Ajani is going around saying "stop believing in the gods"
LRRbot: Rise to the Challenge [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Angreed66: The gods of theros are the creations of their worshipers so pro atheists
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Question is, do I make the commander Sliver Hivelord for that indestructible keyword? Or some other legend?
Not_Josh1: this episode of Friday Nights brings up an interesting point about the schism between cHustle and FN
drfox17: !quote Card Kingdom
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Satyr Rambler [1R] | Creature β€” Satyr [2/1] | Trample
dialMforMara: @Pharmacistjudge it's a kind of discworld atheism though; you're not denying they exist, you're just not giving them the satisfaction of being acknowledged because they're mostly dicks
AlchemicalPanda: @BlandSpice The playmat is sold out
frozenphoenix7: Screw beats flood is the general rule.
raithencore235: This whole discussion of Gods makes me remember that I REALLY want a set for Magic that is based in Norse Mythology, there are really cool stories in Norse mythology!
F1SHOR: ben just needed that 5mana green burn spell
thraximore: *favorite format*
Mr_Bitterness: Adam with all the combat tricks
Hulio826: @LoadingReadyRun Why isn't Adam's deck named "He's Back, a DinoStory"
Pharmacistjudge: @dialMforMara well their power is directly related to their belief...so if the people all become atheists, Theros won't have any gods
insane_42: hurricane
thegatherers: 100 dollars for the font of fertility?
HesGotNoPants: at least a lot faster than james v cam
drfox17: I expected K to do something insidious to G in the last Friday Nights
rock_type: Someone call a judge, that game wasn't 30 minutes
haseo_sora: @loadingreadyrun what sleeves are those that ben is playing with?
drfox17: LIke, use penelope to get his deck list
austinoickle: @thegatherers do it
circusofkirkus: @thegatherers again?
HesGotNoPants: @thegatherers you wont do it
postmodernpajamawrestler: combat tricks are good and fun
thraximore: did you wash your hands ben
frozenphoenix7: The general of Theros is it's very combat trick heavy and can be very aggressive.
thraximore: thegatherers is coming for you
Pharmacistjudge: @rock_type Right here, and i'll allow it
Blasteg: the gatherer is gathering everyone's deck
frozenphoenix7: If anything our hour long match from last round is an outlier.
dialMforMara: is it a serif or sans serif font of fertility?
Blasteg: (and proceed to sort it Beej way Kappa )
thegatherers: im kidding, i dont want filthy green cards
samsoni1: oh btw I am super excited to meet you guys at GP Vancouver again!
LetsConsider: @pharmacistjudge i don’t think it works quite like that? Specific gods come and go, but the concepts remain
Anarchon_D: id like a deck too please....
Angreed66: Is there a creature that forces players to sacrifice all indestructible creatures at regular steps? if not wizards has a free card idea
drfox17: @dialMforMara well played
Willbrannon: Triple theros is great. The other two sets where not good additions
thraximore: Sheoldred @Angreed66
thraximore: kinda
austinoickle: WTF kind of atlantic accent was that?
frozenphoenix7: @Pharmacistjudge That also doesn't work because they all believe in each other is the thing.
BrindleBoar: Clearly Kappa
Professor_Rakor: Pull up a chair, enjoy some magic.
Sharkfists: wait, is this a date?
F1SHOR: Chat is the table fiend
62MGcobra: paul you beat me to it
NanashiSword: We are having a great evening too G.
dialMforMara: :)
Pharmacistjudge: well, calling it downstage is kinda weird G
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
Chaterino: TPFufun
kinkerbelle: lrrHEART thanks guys
HesGotNoPants: where we belong? what's that mean ben?
thegatherers: i consider it table best friend
Mithgar: Does that make us Graham's double-date?
insane_42: @LoadingReadyRun did you play the crazy play anything arena draft today?
Tempest2097: Hallo Adam, Graham, and Ben!
Armstrong11139: MTG is a Friday Nights reference
Tempest2097: Hallo Chat
Electro_Irisu: totUwU D'awww graham
rock_type: Idk if anyone's mentioned it, but Graham I love your shirt! Where from?
LRRbot: Font of Fertility [G] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Sacrifice Font of Fertility: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
theonlyangelx: fair G
LetsConsider: @rock_type Myst
queenfounder: Graham, can you tell us anything about a PPR for Ravnica Allegiance
thraximore: gg
coelopteryx: tonight on "twitch chat gets gaddang blindsided by validation"
theonlyangelx: just wait for the #LoudBois to be tired
Chaterino: VoHiYo
stevestein: Graham was just ... Table Friendzoned
drfox17: "At what point is it just continuity"?
LRRbot: Satyr Nyx-Smith [2R] | Creature β€” Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Haste / Inspired β€” Whenever Satyr Nyx-Smith becomes untapped, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, create a 3/1 red Elemental enchantment creature token with haste.
F1SHOR: Quick wheres serge to give ben the one land keep look
LRRbot: Bassara Tower Archer [GG] | Creature β€” Human Archer [2/1] | Hexproof, reach
CloudSwordTwitch: Has Cam played yet?
TheManaLeek: @CloudSwordTwitch Cam played for over an hour
raithencore235: What is everyones favourite new mechanic from the reveals this week for Ravnica Allegiances?
mastershake29x: @CloudSwordTwitch yes, the first 6 rounds... wait that was just one match?
frozenphoenix7: It says "with haste" but it won't have haste written on the token.
thraximore: Riot probs
CloudSwordTwitch: Boo, I missed it.
LRRbot: Mortal's Resolve [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
rock_type: Woah, just noticed John from the Mana Leek is here. Hi John!
TheManaLeek: @rock_type Hi!
frozenphoenix7: Because they don't print haste on tokens(or didn't at the time) for....reasons
wolf2012pack: were they provided by Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards?
LRRbot: Fade into Antiquity [2G] | Sorcery | Exile target artifact or enchantment.
cairns6: where did the name of LRR come frome?
BlandSpice: For some reason a lot of the 3/1s with haste have that problem actually
thraximore: lovely Noah Bradley art
Armstrong11139: They tend not to put haste on tokens because it's only relevant the first turn it's in play
LRRbot: Flurry of Horns [4R] | Sorcery | Create two 2/3 red Minotaur creature tokens with haste.
frozenphoenix7: The idea I believe was that tokens with haste would be attacking immediately, but that also doesn't take into account on turns when it's taken control of.
Pharmacistjudge: Actually that's normal Graham. All tokens with only haste never say they have haste
mastershake29x: @cairns6 it's a reference to the commodore 64
insane_42: hasty boi
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bens getting beat up
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun that is an issue with all tokens with haste from THeros block, the minotaur and goblin tokens also have this issue.
BlandSpice: Chandra's BFZ 3/1's don't say haste on the token either
LRRbot: Nyxborn Wolf [2G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Wolf [3/1] | Bestow {4}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +3/+1.
rennz17: The token was an enchantment creature?
Mr_Bitterness: I never played Theros block and there's a lot of haste so far
mastershake29x: @cairns6 which also is where the light blue color scheme comes from
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature β€” Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
F1SHOR: adam needs to slow down or this match wont go the required hour :P
HesGotNoPants: why is beej organizing token boxes for a game he doesnt play?
LRRbot: Aspect of Hydra [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green.
TheManaLeek: @cairns6 When you loaded a Commodore 64 game you would get the words Loading, Ready, and Run as teh program loaded
thraximore: its a giant growth neat
grgriffin3: Beej = Nice confirmed.
Kykiwi: Casue beej is in team order
LRRbot: Snake of the Golden Grove [4G] | Creature β€” Snake [4/4] | Tribute 3 / When Snake of the Golden Grove enters the battlefield, if tribute wasn't paid, you gain 4 life.
Mysticman89: I could see organising cards as being a pretty zen experience too.
RayFK: Because an Organized Token Box leads to faster play and happier players
Pharmacistjudge: @RayFK for coverage it's very important
LRRbot: Borderland Minotaur [2RR] | Creature β€” Minotaur Warrior [4/3]
jclem_2: Wait did graham go mono green charging badger???
BlandSpice: Theroes seems to have a lot of "Neat I built a..." Giant Growth, Wild Growth, Divination, Mind Rot
Pharmacistjudge: I remember with SCG coverage before they had their own token box
Pharmacistjudge: (I brought a token box when I was coverage judge)
LRRbot: Nessian Demolok [3GG] | Creature β€” Beast [3/3] | Tribute 3 / When Nessian Demolok enters the battlefield, if tribute wasn't paid, destroy target noncreature permanent.
wordswords1: the sooner people get their tokens the sooner they finish their magic games and he can come back
TheManaLeek: A good token box makes things so much better
raithencore235: This goes back to the Friday Nights about Alex searching for the embalm token for Earthshaker KHenra
Pharmacistjudge: so lose of land or give him a 6/6
frozenphoenix7: This is gonna be good
dialMforMara: tribute is why Cam did Alex's dishes
mastershake29x: does ben have to specify the target before the tribute effect resolves?
frozenphoenix7: You do
TheManaLeek: Last FNM I nearly lost my mind dealing with an opponent who had one token to represent various 1/1s, some of which who had counters, some of which were tapped...
LRRbot: Harness by Force [1RR] | Sorcery | Strive β€” This spell costs {2}{R} more to cast for each target beyond the first. / Gain control of any number of target creatures until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.
grgriffin3: WHABAM
Feminine_Desires: THe better tribute/monstruous.
frozenphoenix7: BAM
viridimayai: SCOOPZ
Glitchiness: I saw y’all weren’t on the schedule for PAX South this year, did your schedule not pan out or did you decide to stop doing it? Really hope y’all can make it out next year! :)
frozenphoenix7: He is very dead
thraximore: FIRST PICKKK
Kykiwi: wow
theonlyangelx: that's the theros i remember
MuffinsOnAHill: Can confirm. That's dead.
circusofkirkus: Wow, Cam and James could learn a thing or two lrrBEEJ
mastershake29x: @Glitchiness they are going to PAX South
dacardczar: Oh Wow! look there is time for another round!
postmodernpajamawrestler: Right back on schedule!
grgriffin3: Also, I LOVE the art on Harness.
HesGotNoPants: @circusofkirkus agreed
Issurru: grahams story?
darkecologist: what was the splash?
heroscaperguy: So i'm curious, has the gang ever broke out the heroscape on stream?
theonlyangelx: seabatHITBOX
tuckamanian: mee too
F1SHOR: yay streamed!
Diabore: but will you be at pax south Kappa
chimpfunkz: Are you guys going to be at pax south?
Pharmacistjudge: but I got to see you at Pax Unplugged
Glitchiness: !!! Yes!!! Gonna be there 100%, awesome guys
Tiber727: Are you also going to be at Desert Bus South?
wordswords1: so does anyone know if LRR will be at PAX south?
TheManaLeek: Are they going to be at Pax South? And do they still make Friday Nights?
frozenphoenix7: There's a PLOT
ZeroArcana: you're going to be at Desertbus South? Neat!
EOstby: Wait, Friday Nights has continuity! :O
kamelion84: katesLol
Not_Josh1: Is Adam waiting for Star Craft still?
yoyoma8893: Wooo love watching jeremy play
raithencore235: How long was that, 20 min maybe?
ZakAmetyst: !card kragma warcaller
LRRbot: Kragma Warcaller [3BR] | Creature β€” Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Minotaur creatures you control have haste. / Whenever a Minotaur you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
62MGcobra: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:20.
62MGcobra: about yes
raithencore235: So I'm super excited, I finally pulled the trigger and bought myself a Switch (taking extra shifts at work to cover the expense) I'm so looking forward to getting it (as it is in the mail).
rock_type: @raithencore235 what games you getting? BotW, Odyssey, Smash are musts
drfox17: @raithencore235 enjoy it, I use my as a zelda box, and I still love it
xiivv7: hello is anyone
drfox17: I find i actually use it more as a handheld
xiivv7: there
xiivv7: hello
LetsConsider: Hi @xiivv7
xiivv7: hi
LetsConsider: What’s up,
raithencore235: @rock_type I bought a bundle with Mario Tennis Aces and 1 2 Switch, I want to get Super Mario Party, Odyssey, but I want to see what cool indie games there are on the platform. Also I kinda want to get Mario and Rabbids Kingdom battle, that turn based square based combat reminds me of Final Fantasy Tactics
drfox17: ooooh FFT is my favorite game
Mysticman89: hello and welcome to our little gathering of friends and not-yet-friends
PrimalMerchant: I highly recommend Mario and Rappids
Feminine_Desires: @raithencore235 the Mario and Rabbids Kingdom battle is basically Nintendo's XCom.
drfox17: I'm not sold on rabbits, but I'd like to find games like that
xiivv7: feeling good how about you
Feminine_Desires: It is very very different from Final Fantasy Tactics.
PrimalMerchant: Also there are a billion and one ported indie games on the switch
jjob24: Okay just tuning in even though I bet it's almost over. Anything awesome happen?
ferro_man: @jjob24 the first match took an hour
drfox17: a 1 hour match?
Mysticman89: round 3 is soon to start since round 1 took a literal hour
LetsConsider: @jjob24 they just finished round 2
raithencore235: I like the style of combat that was in Tactics (and other games that use a grid based battlefield)
jjob24: Oh! Woah. I get a treat and get to watch a match.
darkecologist: cam is our table friend
grgriffin3: Cam has been here so long, he's gone native.
circusofkirkus: That's the mood for the entirety of 2018, tbh
I_Like_Big_Bots: Got back from playing canlander with a friend in time for FNPF woo!
yoyoma8893: woo Jeremy!
theonlyangelx: time goes by so slowly
Dryhad: Have you gone Peak Paper Fight yet?
hippitybobbity: get em Jerald
drfox17: okay, I must sleep, but chat, please remember... to keep making fun Card Kingdom slogans
rock_type: So now that Alex's character completed his LRR story arc, is he gone for the foreseeable future?
grgriffin3: Oh, those are some good deck names.
Feminine_Desires: @raithencore235 basically if you like final fantasy tactics, there is a very good chance you will not like Mario and Rabids. I recommend looking into if XCom is something you like.
LRRbot: Pain Seer [1B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Inspired β€” Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
LRRbot: Nyx-Fleece Ram [1W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Sheep [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
grgriffin3: It's the lrrGOAT
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Angreed66: Let'shave the first match take longer than the next two rounds!
Nicarrow: hi
RockPusher: sergeSheep sergeSheep sergeSheep
frozenphoenix7: UW Control ran it as a sideboard card against the aggressive decks
LRRbot: Returned Phalanx [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Soldier [3/3] | Defender / {1}{U}: Returned Phalanx can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
frozenphoenix7: Archangel of Thune
raithencore235: @Feminine_Desires cool, I watched Ben stream XCOM 2 and it looked really cool
62MGcobra: i think the first game took longer then round 2
snirky: archangel of thune
drfox17: @Feminine_Desires Out of curiosity, do you know of games like FFT?
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drfox17: @Feminine_Desires I have always been looking for something not on playstation
LRRbot: Setessan Battle Priest [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Setessan Battle Priest, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Flamespeaker's Will [R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice Flamespeaker's Will. If you do, destroy target artifact.
frozenphoenix7: UW Control ran the Rams as brick walls out of the sideboard against aggressive creature decks that struggled to out grow it, so they kind of had to go around it and play into sweepers. Just so happened it paired very well with the Archangel of Thune(s) that were also in that sideboard.
Feminine_Desires: @drfox17 go look into the Tactics Ogre series, you can get a GBA emulator for Knight of Lodis.
LRRbot: Necrobite [2B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Regenerate it.
LRRbot: Pain Seer [1B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Inspired β€” Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
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LRRbot: Ill-Tempered Cyclops [3R] | Creature β€” Cyclops [3/3] | Trample / {5}{R}: Monstrosity 3.
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grgriffin3: That's a Lava Axe right there.
Mithgar: card-reader?
ExhaustedElox: Ooh, why'd you do that, Bobby?!
drfox17: @Feminine_Desires Thanks!
EOstby: Greatness, at any cost. (Your costs may vary.)
LRRbot: Sentry of the Underworld [3WB] | Creature β€” Griffin Skeleton [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / {W}{B}, Pay 3 life: Regenerate Sentry of the Underworld.
frozenphoenix7: I've had someone flip Marshmist Titan to their Pain Seer. Then immediately rage scoop(and yes, it WAS a rage scoop. Cursing and everything)
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rock_type: This was Graham's plan all along.
Feminine_Desires: @drfox17 to be honest with you I do not like final fantasy tactics style gameplay anymore, after years of playing Rogues like Tales of Maj'Eyal and Caves of Qud, I find games like Tactics to be REALLY slow.
BlandSpice: Don't worry G, Jeremy's on track to kill himself with all these costs
grgriffin3: Greatness, at any cost. That cost, however, is usually high.
LRRbot: Akroan Conscriptor [4R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [3/2] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Akroan Conscriptor, gain control of another target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
azureHaights: Writes down "answer to a block"
Feminine_Desires: @drfox17 the turn based grid gameplay is just so much better as a rogue, which optimizes its gameplay so each turn takes so little time to play out.
Officinalis: Conscriptor is the best!
Chartle: I won a chaos draft once by playing the conscriptor and magma spraying it
LRRbot: Akroan Mastiff [3W] | Creature β€” Hound [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
drfox17: @Feminine_Desires I usually solve that by balancing my puzzle box brain with my impatience, basically putting a self imposed timer on it
BlandSpice: If he conscripts a tapped pain seer, does Graham get the trigger or Jeremy?
drfox17: @Feminine_Desires Like some kind of weird Blitz Xcom
Feminine_Desires: Speaking of @raithencore235 @drfox17 Tales of Maj'Eyal (a turn based grid combat) is free on their website, te4.org if you are interested in trying it out.
MightySpecial: I really hope that's the only mountain that Graham has, and all of his red only costs one and some amount of generic
drfox17: ooo, free you say
circusofkirkus: BlandSpice, I think Graham, since he gains control then it untaps
circusofkirkus: And then it's tapped and goes back to Jer for another untap
azsharawillow: I want to hug all of you in christmas spirit.
LRRbot: Nyxborn Shieldmate [W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | Bestow {2}{W} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.
TheManaLeek: Graham would get a trigger though because he untaps it
frozenphoenix7: Graham would get a trigger from when he gains control of it however.
imwaaaaytoinvested: OBTAIN THE GRAIN
Officinalis: I hope Graham has Chained to the Rocks....for his lone mountain.
Armstrong11139: Right, but if it's tapped when you take it with the Conscriptor, you would get the trigger when it untaps from that
drfox17: @Feminine_Desires I will say, one of the things I really liked about FFT was the ridiculous story though, and rouges rarely have that
darkecologist: my only 'good' commander deck is king macar. much tapping with his inspired.
ExhaustedElox: hmmmm.... suspicious
MungoDude: your emotion resolves
LRRbot: Kragma Butcher [2R] | Creature β€” Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Inspired β€” Whenever Kragma Butcher becomes untapped, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
armwvingtoobman: I wish I could resolve my emotions
LRRbot: Marshmist Titan [6B] | Creature β€” Giant [4/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is your devotion to black.
raithencore235: @Feminine_Desires from a quick glance that looks interesting. My introduction to grid based turn based combat (or similar games) comes from playing FFT, as well as Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Luminous Arc.
rock_type: I love King Vehicles. "Dude Where's Macar?"
Professor_Rakor: He's doin Dog's work, he is.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: good ol Marshmist Sutcliffe
darkecologist: @rock_type you get to use all those vehicles
LRRbot: Lightning Diadem [5R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Lightning Diadem enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Feminine_Desires: @raithencore235 Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is a rogue, and Tales of Maj'Eyal will basically be a much more detailed form of it. Tactics Ogre is very similar to Luminous Arc.
Krokaar: that sounded...horrible
LRRbot: Fate Unraveler [3B] | Enchantment Creature β€” Hag [3/4] | Whenever an opponent draws a card, Fate Unraveler deals 1 damage to that player.
Krokaar: poor pupper
NextLevelTabletop: SHOCK the puppy!
Officinalis: Ouphe
jonasjonIV: balance
grgriffin3: They have achieved parity.
MungoDude: was that rock the casbah or shock the monkey?
ExhaustedElox: Shock the Dog != Bolt the Bird
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drfox17: okay, actually off to bed, night all
Pal_Friendpatine: I could start a stream called β€œWatch Me Play Magic Bad”. People would probably watch
SrMuskrat: Balanced As All Things Should Be
Type_One___: later @drfox17
jonasjonIV: third color!
HesGotNoPants: shock the dog? electric buggaloo 3: Michael vick's return
Jacobontherun1: Esper has joined the fight
Officinalis: Jer is scary when he counts.
LRRbot: Benthic Giant [5U] | Creature β€” Giant [4/5] | Hexproof
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: is Fate Unraveler, unravelling the sheep but the sheep is growing fleece at the same rate
LRRbot: Ray of Dissolution [2W] | Instant | Destroy target enchantment. You gain 3 life.
Vezon46: those are some bold deck choices, Jer. i didn't know benthic giant is canlander playable
ExhaustedElox: Important, Fate Unraveler "does damage" so lifelink applies if you have a Whip of Erebos.
LRRbot: Baleful Eidolon [1B] | Enchantment Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {4}{B} / Deathtouch / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch.
LRRbot: Phenax, God of Deception [3UB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is this creature's toughness."
TheManaLeek: Mill God Hype!
loki_lxix: OH NO
MuffinsOnAHill: Surprise mill!
rock_type: Where is your Sheep God now????
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Vezon46: oh noooo
LRRbot: Thunderous Might [1R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is your devotion to red.
azureHaights: They mill with their butts... is that what the cool kids call "booty grinding"
HesGotNoPants: phenax + water of the dead + haste = gg whole table
jubale1: Nyx Fleece Ram > All
Chartle: hey this is like that friday nights episode
Chartle: again
ExhaustedElox: Phenax does not play
Frozendukie: powerful magic
mastershake29x: that was fun
circusofkirkus: David Blane!
msuyer508: Was that a Friday Nights reference?
LetsConsider: @azurehaights that joke must have been common back in Theros
Ubiki: Phenax is god of booty
ViralStitch: azureHaights I like that.
MungoDude: do you have a sideboard not to speak of?
RayFK: Wait shit you guys make a sitcom?
MuffinsOnAHill: Graham, you're gonna need a bigger sheep.
thegatherers: Can't for some one to "get Gideon's nose" and him for him to completely fall for it
Akaiatana: Chat, this is in fact a Friday Night
raithencore235: Ah, Graham wishes to live dangerously!
ViralStitch: There's been Friday Nights jokes about most jokes.
jubale1: a recent episode or
circusofkirkus: If it's a sitcom, where's the cheesy 90s intro?!?
Vezon46: look at all these cute boys on camera rayfkHeart sergeHeart lunarj1Heart benginHeart lrrHEART lrrDARK <3
Agu_Sakku: Phenex ( FedEx ) shipping your library to the yard. one card at a time.
yoyoma8893: Bring in all your sideboard cards too fight the mill!
Pharmacistjudge: to be honest, it's a great arc
MungoDude: and also the weekly sketch, crapshots etc etc
rock_type: How did you fit Marshall in that small box for every episode?
Vampiricsloth: round 2?
thegatherers: bring in 100+ lands too
EOstby: It only works on MTGO, and only when Brain Freeze is their only win con. :P
Willbrannon: I loved the heros path saga. Peak friday nights
Vampiricsloth: been afk about an hour xD
Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, it introduced alot of people to limited resources podcast
Vezon46: @rayfk you won't be streaming for me to press the button, but that's not gonna stop me. "vezon46 has subscribed for x months!"
RayFK: Alol
RayFK: <3
ExhaustedElox: Yeah, Boros Theros was a lot of "Monstrous on my end step, Bestow on my main phase, kill you".
Aenir798: Everything I know about Limited Resources is from Friday Nights
rock_type: to be fair, LRR and LR accidental cross traffic has to be a thing
chimpfunkz: What was the episode where Marshall hears a pack being cracked for no value?
shea_wolfe: I mean, maybe it's the spirit of topdecks yet to come?
rock_type: The White Elephant episode
F1SHOR: thats good you can flesh that out during return to theros
LRRbot: God-Favored General [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | Inspired β€” Whenever God-Favored General becomes untapped, you may pay {2}{W}. If you do, create two 1/1 white Soldier enchantment creature tokens.
jonasjonIV: I believe in Graham
LRRbot: Siren of the Silent Song [1UB] | Creature β€” Zombie Siren [2/1] | Flying / Inspired β€” Whenever Siren of the Silent Song becomes untapped, each opponent discards a card, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: I read that as "God-Flavored Cereal" for a second
RayFK: I mean, if anyone knows Gruul it's CVM. Kind of his brand.
CataclysmicReverb: The instant was inside us all along
MrPolyK: FEAR ME
Feminine_Desires: The Simic mechanic is the fixed Monstruos because monstruous from a design perspective should really have been flip cards instead of just naming something an adjective.
jubale1: Polukranos was instant but you could foil by killing the monster in response.
Tempest2097: @LoadingReadyRun I would buy God Flavored CEreal
spanky3535: Do ya'll have a scheduled date for Pre pre Release yet?
Chartle: holy milk
kinkerbelle: Sacramental Milk
rock_type: Athre-Os
Scrubbodiestobears: Wine
Vezon46: @tempest2097 nectar
GreatGoogley: that beer thats brewed by monks
Diabore: the scheduled event is entering OVERTIME
Tempest2097: @GreatGoogley I had this stupid idea I was never gonna fulfill that was cereal designed to be put in beer. I was gonna call it Beerios.
dialMforMara: what kind of barbarian puts water on their cereal
LRRbot: Flamespeaker's Will [R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature you control / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice Flamespeaker's Will. If you do, destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: Dauntless Onslaught [2W] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
jubale1: Perhaps the most influential Theros card was Prophet of Kruphix.
spanky3535: @LoadingReadyRun Do ya'll have a scheduled date for pre pre release yet?
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GreatGoogley: @Tempest2097 i would buy that.
LetsConsider: @jubale1 it got banned it commander, so
jonasjonIV: going wide!
LRRbot: Rise to the Challenge [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
TheManaLeek: I'm impressed even after that first match that this likely still will end soooort of at the normal time
Haberdashed: Gross
rock_type: @jubale1 Elspeth kind of ran standard for 2 years tho
Pal_Friendpatine: Prophet of Kruphix was where you could untap when your opponent untapped right?
LRRbot: Necrobite [2B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Regenerate it.
Pharmacistjudge: this is why I love G...It save me so much typing in chat
LRRbot: Daxos of Meletis [1WU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | Daxos of Meletis can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / Whenever Daxos of Meletis deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You gain life equal to that card's converted mana cost. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
BlandSpice: @Pal_Friendpatine you untapped on your opponent's untap and could flash creatures in
Officinalis: Prophet of Kruphix did get banned in commander, but it didn't do a ton in standard.
Vezon46: dicksauce?
Pal_Friendpatine: That’s right. Thanks @blandspice
darkecologist: daxos is still totally alive and doing good right? right?
LetsConsider: !card prophet of kruphix
LRRbot: Prophet of Kruphix [3GU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step. / You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.
Pharmacistjudge: most important card in theros is still thoughtseize reprint
jubale1: I tried to make it work in standard but 3 toughness 5 mana, it often just died.
SrMuskrat: My deck is mediocre procedes to play 5 rares multiple of them being bombs
viridimayai: DAMN
62MGcobra: prophet was going in my muldrotha deck but...
Feminine_Desires: lrrWOW
raithencore235: Seeing how Regenerate works now I COMPLETELY understand why WOTC removed it from later sets
LRRbot: Bolt of Keranos [1RR] | Sorcery | Bolt of Keranos deals 3 damage to any target. Scry 1.
thraximore: @darkecologist he got better
Vezon46: big rip
Chaterino: Prophet was sweet in the Yisan deck... and probly nowhere else
jonasjonIV: nice!
jubale1: ah yes Yisan was fun.
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Krokaar: white weenies ftw
darkecologist: @thraximore well that's good!
thraximore: now hes a zombie
Vezon46: @chaterino prophet of kruphix?
BlandSpice: Graham technically won by playing one creature and combat tricks
TheManaLeek: Only 5 minutes over time, impressive!
stevestein: So you're saying God-Favoured General was favoured here by ... an act of God?
Chaterino: (In standard, should have qualified that)
TehAmelie: gesundheit
Krokaar: commit to packrat
corpocracy: I miss my Mono-Black Standard deck
jubale1: Thoughtseize, Packrat, Packrat, Packrat, Packrat, GG.
jubale1: and Mutavault the rat-land.
Pharmacistjudge: @jubale1 sometimes you cast gary at the end to finish them off
LRRbot: Favored Hoplite [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Favored Hoplite, put a +1/+1 counter on Favored Hoplite and prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.
LRRbot: Nyxborn Rollicker [R] | Enchantment Creature β€” Satyr [1/1] | Bestow {1}{R} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
LRRbot: Guardians of Meletis [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [0/6] | Defender
Vezon46: akroan hoplite + ordeal is the bees knees
stevestein: Wait, does the +1 counter on Hoplite expire at end of turn?
jonasjonIV: tense
TehAmelie: the mindgames begin
iNSANlTYY: Te juguΓ© 2-3 veces en diamante, juego R / W boros en general
Jacobontherun1: sending a message..
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TheManaLeek: Can't we just go between those guardians? Doesn't seem like much of a wall
jubale1: @stevestein nope
LRRbot: Prophetic Flamespeaker [1RR] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/3] | Double strike, trample / Whenever Prophetic Flamespeaker deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
stevestein: @jubale1 So it should have two counters on it then?
LRRbot: Returned Phalanx [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Soldier [3/3] | Defender / {1}{U}: Returned Phalanx can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
MrPolyK: fire to destroy. fire to create.
jubale1: it has an enchantment that's +1 but not as a counter.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: oh BABY
Officinalis: Paul...with the truth bombs.
stevestein: @jubale1 Ah, ok.
circusofkirkus: Hot takes from the booth!
Krispee19191: hot takes by Paul
greenmonkeysam: Paul, that's racist
chrono2x: I love the story of the guardians
Pharmacistjudge: oh Kyle and
Pharmacistjudge: Terry
Frozendukie: The delay on that is stupendous
ExhaustedElox: I love Paul's hot takes from the last few FNPF
CtrlUltDefeatLive: you'll blow my cover
Jacobontherun1: Kynaios and Tiro think they're just swell
raithencore235: My stream is so far behind that it still hasn't caught up to the Returned Phalanx play (which I saw in chat)
viridimayai: Why even have these guardians if Kynaios and Tiro have more toughness?
TheManaLeek: @raithencore235 If you pause and resume it should catch up
LetsConsider: !card kynaios
LRRbot: Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis [RGWU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/8] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
LRRbot: Dauntless Onslaught [2W] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Frozendukie: NumotGROSS
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LRRbot: Reprisal [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated.
Frozendukie: numotGROSS
TehAmelie: hoist by your own pike
Jacobontherun1: I think that it's they're both 1/1's and the 0/6 of the statues make them a 2/8?
stevestein: The old non-damaging destruction
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RougeLead: I love dauntless onslaught
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LRRbot: Prophetic Flamespeaker [1RR] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/3] | Double strike, trample / Whenever Prophetic Flamespeaker deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
LRRbot: Pain Seer [1B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Inspired β€” Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
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TehAmelie: not even halfway dead
Vezon46: good ol peen seer
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Pain's Here
Pharmacistjudge: pain seer, in the long stream of "trying to be bob"
LRRbot: Thunderous Might [1R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is your devotion to red.
Armstrong11139: I believe Chandra, Pyromaster? was the name? and was in the previous core set
rock_type: M14 Chandra right before it
MrPolyK: chandra pyromaster was in m14
dialMforMara: thunderous might? Thunderous may.
BubbaRad: the chandra that did taht came first
Vezon46: someone go ask nelson
raithencore235: I need to find a home for my Prophetic Flamespeaker...
Maxstatted: There's Act on Impulse right
Willbrannon: Chandra pyromaster did it first
Orchestrion: !adam
Awexdio: 5/3 Double Strike, Trample.... oof
jonasjonIV: nice
jonasjonIV: wow
Dryhad: First strike, then strike
LRRbot: Forgeborn Oreads [2RR] | Enchantment Creature β€” Nymph [4/2] | Constellation β€” Whenever Forgeborn Oreads or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, Forgeborn Oreads deals 1 damage to any target.
RougeLead: Danger zone
Feminine_Desires: I used to play deathtouch equipments on FOrgeborn Oreads in Theros draft block.
Feminine_Desires: Gorgon's Head I think it was the equipment
LRRbot: Prophetic Flamespeaker [1RR] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/3] | Double strike, trample / Whenever Prophetic Flamespeaker deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
RougeLead: @Feminine_Desires that's devious, I love it
rock_type: Jer just letting Graham mill himself early.
Frozendukie: Or as Ravnica is showing us, some can play it until the end of next turn.
Pharmacistjudge: Chandra Pyromaster was M14...the set right before Theros
LRRbot: Dictate of Heliod [3WW] | Enchantment | Flash / Creatures you control get +2/+2.
LRRbot: Sentry of the Underworld [3WB] | Creature β€” Griffin Skeleton [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / {W}{B}, Pay 3 life: Regenerate Sentry of the Underworld.
jubale1: regenerate!
Feminine_Desires: I used Dictate of Heliod in Monastery Mentor and that lifelink 2 drop prowess KtK guy in a standard deck. It was stronk.
loulou2222: weird that this dictate doesnt give a bonus to the other player like the other dictates do
LRRbot: Nyxborn Shieldmate [W] | Enchantment Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/2] | Bestow {2}{W} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.
Chartle: doesn't attacking with the 1/1 win?
viridimayai: Isn't the rollicker lethal?
RougeLead: LUL
Officinalis: I didn't want to give that one away.
kamelion84: katesLol
Vezon46: got there
jonasjonIV: fun!
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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djalternative: okay. onto round 4
mastershake29x: round 4 is a triple threat match between the three winners
MuffinsOnAHill: loser bracket? Kappa
Vezon46: oh well. perfect information is impossible
the_one_and_only_kim: round 4, James vs Cam rematch?
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DiscordianTokkan: Well, 2018 was 3 years
RougeLead: Theros was my first and is my favorite
RayFK: Y U P
Krokaar: its ok cam, 2020 will be here soon
darkecologist: i'm not that old
Vezon46: triple theros is still probably my favorite draft format
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Tempest2097: It has been four centuries since 2016
gravity_pike: the olympics happened this year ?!
Pharmacistjudge: a winter olympics happened
RayFK: Gets a big yikes from me dawg
jubale1: good game
banachspacebar: Did you remember that Y2K was this year?
LetsConsider: OH GOD @pharmacistjudge I FORGOT
Tempest2097: @banachspacebar Fun fact, Y2K is legally old enough to vote.
RougeLead: @banachspacebar muh banks! LUL
jubale1: lrrMerryChristmas
Rockario: Lrry Lrr-Mas
banachspacebar: @Tempest2097 yeah, this year was so long that things that happened at the start of it can vote lrrBEEJ
darkecologist: is there pre-pre releasing in 2019?
coelopteryx: i'll have pancakes anyway and you can't stop me
DiscordianTokkan: Yay Prizecakes!
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Merry Bitmas to all and to all a good Byte!
RockPusher: Pancakes for LRR lrrAWESOME
electroswagnetism: cheer100 I can't get over how silly JOUBNGTHS sounds to pronouce #charity
Vezon46: can the prize be pancakes?
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stevestein: Will we follow the Boxing Day tradition of trampling over each other to get a doorcrasher deal at Future Shop (RIP)?
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: Now a *Constitutional* Monarchy!
Pharmacistjudge: There will be a Canlander tournament
greenmonkeysam: Can I just say the most recent Friday Nights was F A N T A S T I C
Pharmacistjudge: but...you must have all sanction magic legal cards
Tempest2097: @banachspacebar Truth
Phailhammer: Card Republic: Viva la Revolution!
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aerohydra: rna ppr?
Vezon46: but who
ichiryuu111: are you guys going to Magfest this year again?
RayFK: uhhhhhh
RayFK: I think it's still show?
Vampiricsloth: smooth Segway
RayFK: NONONON, I said I THINK
RayFK: I'm on vacation, don't take me for gospel
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spicydungus: hi, happy Christmas
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Pharmacistjudge: This is the Gospel of Jeej
Vezon46: @rayfk TOO LATE
RockPusher: smooth
xagafinelle: too late, they're already forming a religion around what you've said
Bladinus: oh, I like that one @Phailhammer
icefinch: take it as gospel got it
circusofkirkus: Paul is still distracted by the golem statues
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: We ran out of slogans
azureHaights: Jordan 3:16 says "I just pulled that guess outta my ass" lrrBEEJ
Tempest2097: @RayFK I'm on Vacation, Don't take me for Gospel. -The Gospel of Jeej, Book one Chapter one.
RayFK: Damnit
Blasteg: I was away for errand since Ben v Adam G2. they finished all 3 round already?
raithencore235: So the Jeej has spoken, so the words are written. The stone is cast...
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Vezon46: ah yes, joubngths. the best block
Pharmacistjudge: when did the sub-progress bar get added?
TheManaLeek: @Pharmacistjudge A month or two ago, but I think only in Studio C
jubale1: gg eveynobyd
Juliamon: A couple months ago?
xiivv7: Sub me please :)
azureHaights: Give 'em the ol' Znazl-Dazzle!
jubale1: christmas subbing
Pharmacistjudge: I usually go to bed before you hit the sub point :P
Shenandygains: Advantage baaaar
xiivv7: i would be very happy thank you
chibi_bento: thanks for being chill folks to hang out with while I made pies!
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jubale1: Amethhyst
xiivv7: please
F1SHOR: its 4:30 pm saturday here in sydney :)
RayFK: xiivv7 Please stop asking for a sub. If someone were to gift it you that is their decision.
Feminine_Desires: I want to see the bits total anniHYPE
xiivv7: ok sorry for asking
jubale1: good nigth!
spicydungus: lrrHEART
Scrubbodiestobears: hahaha
MungoDude: charity100 #charity
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xiivv7: marry Christmas everyone πŸ˜ƒ
thegatherers: happy holidays dudes!
Type_One___: hahaha have to get those underscores in there @scrubbodiestobears
RayFK: December 27th
greenmonkeysam: Damn, that's like more than 500 bones
raithencore235: Have a HAppy Holidays everyone!
NightBook1: cheer100 #charity
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Scrubbodiestobears: To be completely honest i'm greatly entertained by Scrub Bodies To Bears anyways because i didn't even realize it could be read like that
cheetoJack: I think we have the logs to figure that out actually
Type_One___: haha it is pretty amazing @scrubbodiestobears
mattydubs75: #lit suba
mattydubs75: lit subs
Phailhammer: cya :)
mattydubs75: those got out of hand
Scrubbodiestobears: Merry Christmas!
xiivv7: Marry Christmas
Type_One___: bye all!
Scrubbodiestobears: Thanks for streaming
Feminine_Desires: Bai bai~!
thegatherers: i regret nothing
MungoDude: goodnight
Type_One___: Murry Crimbus
TacitusVigil: I fear the stream might have ended.
Juliamon: A reasonable fear