BloodForTheCorelab: if he is on the spice road at least he'll arive home on thyme?
wildpeaks: boo :D
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior he is trying to tell you that he is spicy
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:17 PM
BloodForTheCorelab: ;P
PhoenixMelior: BloodForTheCorelab what did I ever do to you :P
BloodForTheCorelab: puns are best shared ^.^
Rockario: A pun not shared is no 'pun' at all lrrBEEJ
BloodForTheCorelab: nice
PhoenixMelior: oh okay
PhoenixMelior: he had to take two bunches of fresh sage and make them into paste, not easy to text when your hands are coated in a fine mist of sage
Weagle: Ah
TehAmelie: i will say i have never ever thought of a pun so bad i should keep it to myself
Insaif: That's what speech to text is for, isn't it?
Nightvalien28: so he is spicy
PhoenixMelior: not if you can't touch your text to speech button
TehAmelie: there's some joke about sage being bad for phones
Juliamon: While we wait for the garbagemen, has everyone filled out the survey?
Juliamon: !calsurvey
LRRbot: LRR wants to know how you keep track of our stream schedule! Please take this quick survey to let us know your preferences
TehAmelie: oh well, jokes about phones making us dumb are old news
undecided44: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (7m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
PhoenixMelior: hello txc2
wildpeaks: in the survery, it could have been handy to distinguish VOD of livestreams (on twitch, with chat replay) from VOD on youtube (without chat)
PhoenixMelior: how was your holiday season?
TXC2: hi PhoenixMelior it was loud and exhausting, how about yours?
PhoenixMelior: txc2 a little less loud, but just as much (if not more) exhausting.
Zhedor: Hello, Happy New Year everyone :)
Insaif: @wildpeaks Probably a good idea. Did you add that to the additional comments section?
KeenLizard: !help
TXC2: hello Zhedor welcome
wildpeaks: naw, didn't want to bother them with such a detail
TXC2: wildpeaks no no please do, we REALLY want that kind of feedback
Insaif: Good info is still good info. I know I do a lot of my watching on YouTube and not the Twitch Vods.
wildpeaks: ha i'm the exact opposite, usually only vods on twitch and almost never on youtube
Juliamon: All suggestions and potential data points are important.
BloodForTheCorelab: mhm as heather got more on top of youtube i've been watching less here...
wildpeaks: without chat, feels like something is missing
Rockario: Ditto on both parts
margieargie: I mean, I'll watch the Twitch videos if they're still available, but sometimes I might not catch up with a stream I missed for a couple weeks... that'd be a complicated question for me to answer.
TehAmelie: 12 hours a week? hmm, today i've been watching old streams in the background for i think 12 hours out of the 15 i've been awake
PhoenixMelior: I'm basically in chat all the time, unless there's a stream going
spiffinn: I prefer twitch vods b/c of the chat, but my phone is better at loading youtube videos
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior same
wildpeaks: good point too
TXC2: I basically only watch the youtubes of the bigger streams, like the rumble, or LRL
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I watch vods mostly for chat too
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (2m from now).
Juliamon: I use Twitch vods primarily for the popout window option.
wildpeaks: ohh, "what device do you watch streams on" would be a good question too then
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, the stream title scared me
wildpeaks: like, more mobile or desktop
TXC2: wildpeaks I'd probably go more granular then that
Pteraspidomorphi: What kind of feedback do you want, TXC2?
LordChrusher: g'day
LordChrusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (1m from now).
TXC2: !calsurvey
LRRbot: LRR wants to know how you keep track of our stream schedule! Please take this quick survey to let us know your preferences
Skyboss1996: Garbage daaaay Garbage daaaay
Metric_Furlong: prepare for
Insaif: Since I tend to be doing other things while watching the vods, it's tough to keep up with chat at the same time, so at the very least it's usually hidden. Plus you can't click links in the vod, just copy/paste.
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi basically we want to know how you know when LRR goes live
Juliamon: Please do not hold back in the additional comments field!
Pteraspidomorphi: Already sent that; I thought you had anything specific you wanted people to say
PhoenixMelior: yeah, I held back too much in the comments field. Can I do it again?
OKB_1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (9s ago).
TXC2: sure
wildpeaks: inb4 we each send a 500 words essay :D
TehAmelie: every time i watch the replays with the chat, i try to write in it
Jake_the_guy: HYPE
Metric_Furlong: please don't hold back in the comments field, if you do it takes all the fun out of ignoring it Kappa
TXC2: TehAmelie I know right?
spiffinn: same, tehamelie
wildpeaks: Metric :D
Pteraspidomorphi: It's their next several months project after road quest - read the surveys :P
TehAmelie: object permanence is tricky
Juliamon: I do like that the community as a whole is too polite to 'bother' LRR with their personal quibbles.
OKB_1: @TehAmelie Never quite understood why that's a feature.
Rockario: Releasing a survey is literally saying "We will go through this data as thoroughly as we can in our own time." So if you ever wanted to let them know womething about streams or the website, now's the time
samuraitiger19: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:30 PM PST (1m ago).
red_shoes_jeff: Good afternoon, 2019!
Insaif: Hi!
TXC2: hello red_shoes_jeff welcome
margieargie: I mean, I'm just aware I have no useful advice to give, mostly because I generally have no problem knowing about streams, especially if I'm in a position to actually watch them.
Rockario: That's an important data point
Insaif: That's fine too. All data is useful data.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Juliamon: Yeah, knowing we have some people completely covered is good
BloodForTheCorelab: I'm just nort well versed in hydrology in general
RockPusher: lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
Inquisitor_Xian: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Aenir798: lrrSIGNAL
Dared00: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL weewoo
margieargie: One that's already covered, if I was reading the survey correctly (I probably wasn't)
OKB_1: Signal acquired.
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RobertMerlow: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Rockario: Personally, the only extra thing I mentioned was that doesn't work as well as it used to
Metric_Furlong: could also be that people think/know that what they would type wouldn't be listened to :p
offbeatwitch: OH BOY
samuraitiger19: What a way to start my new year! I am no longer unemployed starting Monday!! And now I get to celebrate with LRR!!! WOOOO!!
Skyboss1996: AAAAAY
tastethebeams: GARBAGE DAAAYYY
Mehayo: Congratys Tiger!
Juliamon: Congrats samuraitiger19!
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TXC2: All Power to the lrrGARBO engines!
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Insaif: Congrats Tiger!
Aceshadow132: Congrats tiger!
wildpeaks: gogcomL lrrGARBO gogcomR
TXC2: congrats samuraitiger19
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Cannons_are_an_instrument: Fire up the basscannon, this new year's train is going off the rails
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caulderjof: @samuraitiger19 Congrats! Good luck with the new job!
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banderbear91: First garbage day of the year!
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Foxmar320: Hello chat
margieargie: @samuraitiger19 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrAWESOME
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
TehAmelie: Serge is a brave man. . .
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: lrrSIGNAL katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TheOtherTrevor just subscribed with Twitch Prime. TheOtherTrevor subscribed for 27 months in a row!
TheOtherTrevor: Its 2019. Out with the old garbage, in with the new garbage!
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wildpeaks: congrats tiger :)
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
Juliamon: Fire up that sub train y'all
samuraitiger19: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
tastethebeams: alpacaW garbage!? alpacaW
TXC2: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Today on our channel we've got Watch+Play with Graham and Alex at 1:30PM Pacific, and later tonight Ben, Adam, Beej and Ian return to Pandemic Legacy on AFK at 6:00PM Pacific. ||
OKB_1: Timeless trash
Foxmar320: Time for some Garbage!
Metric_Furlong: starting the year as we mean to go on: drowning in garbage
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Nightvalien28: I am old and I blame Graham
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Reecer6: I feel bad there hasn't been a lot of Let's Nope, but, you know, I like W+P more so *blows raspberry*
CraziestOwl: It’s time haaaaa
snake12341: Gotta use some of that old trash up
Earthenone: !card drown in filth
LRRbot: Drown in Filth [BG] | Sorcery | Choose target creature. Put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard, then that creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each land card in your graveyard.
eiggy64: Watch&Play!
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RobertMerlow: I can't wait for some GARBAGE
TXC2: no, things are gonna be better this year, they have to be.....right?
t3h_f1gm3nt: NEW YEARS GARBAGE!
ajthesatyr: Howdy Y'all
playmaster500 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. playmaster500 subscribed for 16 months in a row!
playmaster500: happy New year late
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bl1ghtn1n6: Garbage. The best way to remember
msuyer508: Yo when you said 2018’s garbage I felt that 😔
shdragon: A whole new year of garbage
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bl1ghtn1n6: 2018
Nirvana___: Aloha!
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 that's what people said about 2018. and 2017.
ajthesatyr: New Year, New garbage............. no.... same old garbage
wicker_knight: @TXC2 this is just overflow from last year's garbage, we PROMISE BloodTrail
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peachyprieto: Feliz aÑo nuevo
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seryph_alethea: starting 2019 the proper way, with garbage day!
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Skyboss1996: A WHOLE NEW YEAR
Rhynerd: Here comes the garbage
TXC2: Metric_Furlong a man can dream!
margieargie: I mean, I had a better 2018 than 2017, so...
Alahmnat: woo garbage day!
Foxmar320: I need garbage day after the day ive had
matt9215: Hey yall
shdragon: I mean, at least this way, it's garbage on purpose.
Foxmar320: Bring on the trash
gspogies: HELLOW
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Metric_Furlong: TXC2 there's a fine line between dream and delusion Kappa
Xcuube: garbage hyyype!
jadedcynic backs the dump truck up to Moonbase...
AshBurnem: <3 <3 <3
Unas84: New Year New Garbage!
OKB_1: Trash exist through all time and space. No matter what year. Trash _is_.
TXC2: here we GO!
ajthesatyr: Was just watching Graham and Paul play watchdogs......
Pangogie: :D
margieargie: (both years were garbage, mostly because of something that happened in late 2016, but...)
CraziestOwl: Wooo
Insaif: lrrHYPE
pigeonmannn: lol i love this
SalmirAeon: Gurberge Dai!
TXC2: Gabage me up daddy!
KeenLizard: Awesome. This'll be the first time I get to see Watch+Play live. Schadenfreude is best served fresh from the Alex
wicker_knight: @OKB_1 "What was, will be. Gravity is Desire. Time is Sight"
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ilvilly93: cheers and happy new year
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iSmartMan1: Time for lrrTOILET
Skyboss1996: Watch ANd PlaY
Hingadora: Loaded in /exactly/ in time for the intro to start. Amazing.
TehAmelie: we're going to Garborough Fair♫
shdragon: OH GOD. I forgot my volume was all the way up.
anartistspeaks just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. anartistspeaks subscribed for 7 months in a row!
anartistspeaks: 7 months of garabage and other fun times. Can't wait to see Victoria in a few months.
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BeardSquadGO just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. BeardSquadGO subscribed for 30 months in a row!
BeardSquadGO: New year, new garbage.
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TXC2: Hello Alex and Graham
Skyboss1996: WOAH THERE
Insaif: Ohai guys!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ALEX!!!!!!
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
wicker_knight: plz no
NimrodXIV: SIR
noSmokeFire: TOC!
LordChrusher: cheer100
Godofmuffins: Lewd
Nirvana___: Still the best intro you guys have
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Trett_Turaney: Happy new Year!
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Nightvalien28: SIR
Baldrash: TOS!
Foxmar320: Yoooooo G-star and A-train!
TehAmelie: not that happy!
Xcuube: lewd
splatty1: starting the year off right Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX NO
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Please alex, not on main
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
ChiefEngineerMichael: !sir
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ajthesatyr: Welcome to Hell as usual Alex
TheAinMAP: Happy New Year!
Gravisigoth: TOS
castlewise: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Unas84: Happy New Non-Garbage Year to you Alex and Graham!
RockPusher just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. RockPusher subscribed for 27 months in a row!
RockPusher: Garbage trucks? Nah, no need. We got us a garbage train!
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tastethebeams: yo
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Malacorath: New Year, New ideas, also pretty sure I figured out which card fits the Friday Nights "The Card" Also new Jellyfish Hydra Beast in RNA
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wildpeaks: sir, sir
JefftheFridge: Thanks Alex
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pilz_753: Woo, I'm part of the W+P Subtrain
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markededge: GARBGA DEY
ZeroArcana: i'm here for my birthday garbage
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FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: Shiny New Garbage for a Shiny New Year!
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noSmokeFire: that's a *nice* teen
Riandisa: Happy New Year Alex & Graham
NimrodXIV: yes, this is a TASTEFUL stream
red_shoes_jeff: That startled me. I thought they were starting at 5.
coelopteryx: i dropped a chocolate peanut butter cup from some trail mix on the floor and can't the hell find where it went
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dreaminginautumn: Should old garbage day be forgot and never brought to mind?
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TXC2: Watch and play, some play trash and others feel the joy, Watch and play!
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Makimachine: 5 months to the sub baby.
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s0lesurviv0r: first garbage day of the year woo!
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Skyboss1996: No trash has been collated
noSmokeFire: alex, are your nipples female-presenting?
hieroglyphica: This is exactly what i need right now, this is the recovery day after our busiest day
TheOtherTrevor: That new aristocrats card though. Definitely not trash!
Foxmar320: Old trash is fine as long as its trash
ajthesatyr: Jim played it
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wildpeaks: 2019, the brand new trash-free year
RockPusher: I'm sure new trash is being worked on
Skyboss1996: Uh huh
Earthenone: 10!
RoeDent89: 20niceteen: New Year, Same Garbage
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gspogies: WOOOHOOOO
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wicker_knight: plzno
Thatwasademo: Garbage Day?
Foxmar320: This can only end well
Xcuube: 10! 10! 10!
Nightvalien28: this is a bad idea
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bbritt1030: happy first garbage day of the new year
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Skyboss1996: Well. It didn't explode
wildpeaks: please tell me it's not fizzy
noSmokeFire: point it directly at the equipment
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MadCmdrMoe: Oh LOOK, A new year with the se good bois
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nostra83: 'sub baby?!?
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Pteraspidomorphi: Is that the octopus juice?
TXC2: !clips
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Foxmar320: Good start
Jake_the_guy: wtf?
Rockario: Let us smell too!
Skyboss1996: DURIAN?"
Reecer6: Maybe it was "shake for 10 seconds"?
wicker_knight: ?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, good
pigeonmannn: ?
GrandLlamaQ: Unknown Japanese? Light the Weeb Signal!
Laogeodritt: Ahahaha, I love that flinch
TXC2: Crab juice or moutain dew?
morgoth_bauglyr: mystery drink
Foxmar320: Now I want some
OKB_1: Glad I didn't go to that 48 meter high pile of wood trash they burned down on the Scheveningen beach on new years eve. It was a complete fire hells cape. The set the town on fire.
meagremania: thiccc
RoeDent89: Fruit Twist Fanta?
ekimekim: thicc drink
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Thicc
HongKongFuzi: THICC
SalmirAeon: thicc fanta
pigeonmannn: "ITS SO THICC"
RockPusher: thicc
t3h_f1gm3nt: THICC
Jake_the_guy: thic? but how
heckingjen: sup folks
Foxmar320: Thick is not what I expected to hear
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: T H I C C
e_bloc: T H I C C
Earthenone: T H I C C J E L L Y
Skyboss1996: YES
TXC2: such Thicc
noSmokeFire: "Why is it so thick" -Graham "thicc" Stark
Blade_Tiger: EXTRA THICC
red_shoes_jeff: EXTRA THICC
Xcuube: t h i c c
Baldrash: Your drinks probably shouldn't be THICC.
dreaminginautumn: That deserves to be in the quotes
ajthesatyr: Great reactions
castlewise: carbonated Jello sounds kind of good
LarkSachrosis just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. LarkSachrosis subscribed for 28 months in a row!
LarkSachrosis: New year new waifu (translator's note: waifu means trash)
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samuraitiger19: A surprise Feed Dump Dump Truck segment?!
margieargie: I guess you unlocked Challenge Mode by shaking it like that.
Cw3040: lrrHORN
Explorer785: I'm so glad it tells you to shake it
johkmil: cheer100 The Trash Train has departed for Sub-Ocean Central!
Stoffern: watch and drink
shdragon: Welcome to Watch & Play Beverage Reviews
wildpeaks: sounds like something that would go great with vodka
meagremania: Watch+Drink
MadCmdrMoe: can NUTT
Astra7525: It's chunky lemonade?
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE lrrGARBO cheer50
KeenLizard: Hekk
MikeLLunsford: Heck
Jake_the_guy: some HECK?
wicker_knight: I can neither confirm nor deny having seen this anime
arcaneIllumination just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. arcaneIllumination subscribed for 34 months in a row!
arcaneIllumination: 34 months. May this year be better than the last!
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RockPusher: katesHeck
Alness49: Getting 20 Slimeteen off to a good start then
Dared00: WWE Heck in a Seck
RoeDent89: H E C K
Alahmnat: Heck+Play
Nightvalien28: heck limesYay limesBlep
Insaif: Are we still doing bits for charity?
CleverCrumbish: HECK sausage, known football team sponsors?
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indianajo3: Happy New Year
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KeenLizard: Thicc hekk?
CraziestOwl: lrrSPOOP
ekimekim: "mix up the insides"
wench_tacular: sounds vile
Explorer785: mix up the insides?!
indy91: some hack? So Watch Dogs again?
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
wicker_knight: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
drcanonball: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:28.
Hingadora: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
samuraitiger19: Oh nooooo
noSmokeFire: a fango
MikeLLunsford: Sweet Treats we Love to Meet
TStodden: We have to start 2019 by tossing out all the garbage New Year Steve left out.
s0lesurviv0r: Welch's get in on this action!
blast__femur: Sup gang. Haven't caught any live content in awhile, but I'm back
ajthesatyr: Stream derailed already
RockPusher: juicy juicy mangoes?
Skyboss1996: Billy. BILLY
DadicusRex just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. DadicusRex subscribed for 35 months in a row!
DadicusRex: Starting the new year off right with some Hot Garbage!!!!
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wildpeaks: fanmango
themistocles333: Anyone else here from the great Boxing Day subbenig?
OKB_1: Me thinking that cherry flavoured Fanta is exotic…
TemporallyAwry: NO
ryuhimora: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:44.
wicker_knight: eugh
tastethebeams: it looks like urine
Foxmar320: oh that is THICK
Alness49: Do you like mangos? Name five
Juliamon: Oh god that's blobby
tim19862: Bobby loves mangos Kappa
noSmokeFire: that noise is a lot
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Wow that sounds thick
Nightvalien28: EW
Jake_the_guy: that poor was not ok
SalmirAeon: Manga is my favourite CaH Ice Cream flavour
Tempest2097: That looks delicious
azlan121: lumpy
TemporallyAwry: that's just wrong ... so ... now.
Skyboss1996: Wow
Earthenone: its like a cracked egg
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UnhingedBear: Oh NO
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samuraitiger19: Ugh\
OKB_1: So dik
wench_tacular: oh god why?
blast__femur: thicc
Skyboss1996: THAT THICC
Foxmar320: No why?!
Stoffern: chunky!
RobertMerlow: wut.
Questhere: why is it lumpy?!
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! HolidayTree KonCha
Blade_Tiger: It's like raw egg......
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie is now thirsty
TXC2: such pulp!
tastethebeams: that's in your bodies now
Pteraspidomorphi: It does look like gelatin
Insaif: It looks like a cracked egg.
margieargie: That is... not what I want pouring out of a can.
PhoenixMelior: oh I would HATE THAT
ajthesatyr: That looks nasty
shdragon: Are they like boba pops things?
wicker_knight: it's like somebody put coca cola in a jello shot
Hot_Leather_Daddy: it looks like lube
Astra7525: great. You are drinking Soda Slime
MikeLLunsford: get that chuncky juice
Metric_Furlong: the viscosity!
CleverCrumbish: Not cherry tomato?
ZeroArcana: katesScared
Earthenone: both red, math checks out
Explorer785: that drink is a real chonker
manfred909: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
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Scotblackbird: Heya! First stream I've watched in a while, good to see new year has the same old trash. :lrrHEART
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Jake_the_guy: caramel fish?
r_craddz: that looks like my pee on NYD :D
noSmokeFire: cherry and/or tomato
NathanJay_GA: It looks like someone cracked an egg in a glass
Nightvalien28: caramel fish?
RockPusher: so it is a partially set jelly drink?
e_bloc: hi Heather
Bubblefish: lrrHEART
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
noSmokeFire: is this the heck?
Alahmnat: Burnt caramel fish: it's black!
sivakrytos: watch and play japan snack edition
Tempest2097: Christmas pizza?
FireRogue: good garbage evening everyone!
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Foxmar320: Burnt caramel fish?!
e_bloc: if my pee was salty green I would be worried
RockPusher: Burnt Caramel Fish…
samuraitiger19: Is that like Ectocoller except not good?
TStodden: Edamame can be good when properly salted.
TXC2: MagisterMystax mango jello soda
Zanaide: Watch and Taste
MagisterMystax: Yikes
EricTheOrange: Ah the traditional Christmas Pizza\
monsieur_squirrel: why?
Tempest2097: HELP...... ME.....
OKB_1: Kill me
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome, everyone, to Watch + Mail Time.
bl1ghtn1n6: I see, we started the trash already
Dr_fragenstien: knowing japan, I would guess christmas pizza has mayo and chicken
Skyboss1996: Welcome to Matters of Import
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Jake_the_guy: aww so smole!
ajthesatyr: I had a Christmas Pizza from Asda
wicker_knight: lrrSPOOP
drcanonball: i dont belive you
ContingentCat: it's so smol
Juliamon: It's so wee!
Foxmar320: its so tiny!
Earthenone: platters of import
Tempest2097: So weee
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Alex loosing his bus over tiny things is wonderful
noSmokeFire: "cannon's are an instrument" is a v. good name
Riandisa: So teeny!
TheUnknownVeg: aaaa so tired from travelling to my last uni semester but trash is here
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: cheer50 HAPPY NYANG NYANG! and Happy Gaarbendaag!
brainbosh: Alex is a GIANT
Alness49: I have never felt as lied to as the day I tried melon pan and found out it's not melon flavoured
TXC2: Alex is like a giant eating normal food
tim19862: teeny tiny cookie
ritchards: and now it's 2020
TheUnknownVeg: also did I hear Robin?
lighting_bolt_123: god arlex
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castlewise: thats like the opposite of thicc ttthin?
OKB_1: !quote
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offbeatwitch: it's GARBO DAY
Dr_fragenstien: Watch + Eat
Cepsys: !uptime
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wicker_knight: @LoadingReadyRun now you need to be the Biblioprincess from The Black Library of Dantalion, it is only correct
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Cepsys: garbo dia!
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NovaTiempo: !uptime
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Skyboss1996: Oh no, I've added to the problem
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Metric_Furlong: Dr_fragenstien watch + plate
noSmokeFire: Alex = D:
richard_ermen: Sweet! My favorite two boys doing Garbage Day and a nice glas of Nikka Whiskey to finish the day. Life´s good ^^
NovaTiempo: Oh cool, I arrived at the beginning
Jake_the_guy: i kinda think that drink sounds rad?
ajthesatyr: !quote
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CleverCrumbish: Graham's patience with my name is an enduring gift. Accordingly: I have seen the Mortal Engines movie. I thought it was good, but if you're not a fan of the series you might find it a little soulless
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Maybe stir the devil out of that drink
NovaTiempo: Juice.
Foxmar320: NOPE
wildpeaks: did the soda escape from Ghostbuster 2
plaidscientist: alex just looks confused
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RockPusher: thicc
GeeItSomeLaldy: Happy New Year, you filthy animals
Kazman20a: so the question is can we pass last week???
OKB_1: Zo dik
sivakrytos: i mean this really does seem like the snacks version of this show
Trett_Turaney: Jelly juice!
t3h_f1gm3nt: EWWWWWWW
ajthesatyr: That still looks nasty
NathanJay_GA: seriously, that beverage looks like whisked eggs
tim19862: Artists don't talk. They speak through their art. Kappa
blast__femur: that is quite pulpy indeed
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thenb44: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
accountmadeforants: Mango jelly juice is people! I hope!
TXC2: chat I need ALLL of this clipped!
Cw3040: i had lemonade like that, with bits in it
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: dat sanic faec
TSSaloic_: Serge is building a PC and I'm watching the first Garbage of the new year!
s0lesurviv0r: can you dilute it with club soda???
markededge: i need to stop drinking this *DRINKS THIS*
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paronomasiac042: New year, same sh-... garbage
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Scotblackbird: See, I've had that stuff, and I really enjoy it, but I can't put it in a clear glass or else I get squicked XD
tastethebeams: @TXC2 we aren't your maid lrrBEEJ
ajthesatyr: Alex makes the best faces
Skyboss1996: I'm part of the problem~
NovaTiempo: orangey minty tastes?
RockPusher notices Alex's shirt LUL
Vampiricsloth: ohai horray for Trash Day
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HongKongFuzi: Thirdtimecharmed is super cute
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Cw3040: @RockPusher fitting
Skyboss1996: Billy. Billy...
thirdtimecharmed: :T
TXC2: tastethebeams ok, Please Kappa
Unas84: Fork Knife?
hd_dabnado: garfield kart?
Skyboss1996: A LITTLE NOME
Unas84: oh
TXC2: Spiderman
msuyer508: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
Kykiwi: but game of the year was dad of war
ReynardWrecca: Wow.
CleverCrumbish: Return of the Obra Dinn would be an honest answer
Foxmar320: I don't either
msuyer508: SSSsss
Oatway_: because entire bags of cash, Graham
Jake_the_guy: ouf fortnight
accountmadeforants: Fortnite is still in Early Access, apparently?
EricTheOrange: well released in beta
Godofmuffins: Fork Knife
Malacorath: have i missed subtrain???
ritchards: more like BM mode, amiright!
msuyer508: 🧐
Reecer6: Obra Dinn is the good ending GOTY, Red Dead is just true ending.
TXC2: Malacorath some of it yes
TSSaloic_: Should I try Fortnite on Switch?
Skyboss1996: West of Loathing?
wicker_knight: oh no
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markededge: Curses
Alahmnat: oh dear
Explorer785: oh yes
Skyboss1996: aww
GeeItSomeLaldy: \o/
markededge: ONE DAY
gelatosquid: red dead really wasn't that good
Thatwasademo: this is the one you wanted, right?
NovaTiempo: uh oh.
anemzero: I'd argue that the battle royale mode of Fortnite is a different game made with the same assets? Like.. Metal Gear Survive.
ajthesatyr: lol
ContingentCat: oh no
Cw3040: yed
lighting_bolt_123: ugh
ritchards: I asked at the store, and this is what they said was in
TheOtherTrevor: I'm sure it is a totally similar game
margieargie: The nice man at the store said this was what you wanted
Alness49: Oh, a Sierra game, right?
HH2News: cheer400
Skyboss1996: Made in Unity
thenb44: seabatYIKES
samuraitiger19: uh ohhhh
Cw3040: the dream was RDR2
TXC2: ah so Fallout new vegas yes?
AntiCrepuscular: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:35.
Earthenone: a sierra game? run tell paul!
ReynardWrecca: No cowboy game has ever bettered 'Gun' on the PS2 anyway.
Skyboss1996: BWAaaaaaaa
wicker_knight: good start
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Thatwasademo: bonnng
Cw3040: and it is a broken dream
BlueMechanic: I hear that there's a treasure in the Sierra Madre
TSSaloic_: Broken Dream Studios. Perfect!
Alahmnat: is this gonna be another one of those "I asked the man at the store" things?
Jake_the_guy: "basicly"
tastethebeams: basically
jadedcynic: "Broken Dream Studio" so it's not just a cool name, devs? Kappa
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lighting_bolt_123: mom mom mom
Tomasu82: probably less buggy
noSmokeFire: my favorite kind of cactus: blur
Ristow: probably less boring than Red Dead 2 Kappa
samuraitiger19: Is this going to be The Town with No Name all over again?
RoeDent89: That nice man at the store said this was what the kids are into
NimrodXIV: totally the same
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CleverCrumbish: @anemzero I mean, conceptually, yes, but things like the Game Awards generally look at discrete product identity.
jadedcynic: that's better than SSB devs ;)
Freshly_Toasted: God that menu...
morgoth_bauglyr: bangin soundtrack
margieargie: I mean, as long as the store you're getting it at isn't Menards...
accountmadeforants: The music sounds like it's in reverse
Explorer785: real fake progress bars
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Skyboss1996: Oh no
Oatway_: hey it's a oh boy
Foxmar320: oh good start
Tempest2097: That's some pop in I reckon
RockPusher: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
OKB_1: "Broken Dream" studio's is probably quit apt. They tried to make the next Red Dead game, but alas…One can dream.
blast__femur: yeah I was gonna say weird compression but I don't think that's quite it
thenb44: sure is unity
Cw3040: fug
Freshly_Toasted: Oh the HUD...
MaskedBeeX: Oh man did I miss anything good?
Zanaide: I'm playing RDR2 now. I can hardly tell the difference.
ritchards: F
Dr_fragenstien: F
AshBurnem: F
FireRogue: this is loading heckin slow
NathanJay_GA: helluva UI there
togashinaruta: “Next best thing”?? - this is the first time Graham has lied to me
AntiCrepuscular: lrrEFF
Tempest2097: WOW
Freshly_Toasted: Oh nooooooo
TehAmelie: just think how RDR2 had more work put into horse nut physics than this whole game. what a waste of effort
e_bloc: ah yes RDR 3
indy91: basically looks like the Jane Austen game
KingKool2099: That sign breaks the Wild West immersion just a bit
Jake_the_guy: oh that 2d grafic
benjamin_wheeler: Oh is Horse Simulator 2K19 out already?
TSSaloic_: Realism!
NimrodXIV: pu deeps !
CleverCrumbish: @DahudLefthanded That implies it is? VolUntary? onyourPart.
SpacePotato01: wow DRD2 doesn't look as good as I was expecting.
MikeLLunsford: can we make some Horsey Sauce?
AntiCrepuscular: indy91 EverWayne?
noSmokeFire: E L E V A T E
wildpeaks: the wild west, with tumble weeds and floating text rectangles
Oatway_: wait
ryuhimora: This music is Uhhhhhh
Juliamon: Look at these beautiful horses.
Cw3040: i'm getting Mary Jane flashbacks or whatever that MMO was
Oatway_: wait the music
TXC2: can carts reverse?
SpacePotato01: linedancing horses?
Malacorath: I'm sorry guys, but I'm not in a great place atm, im going to peace out and watch the VoD later....take care, enjoy 2019
ajthesatyr: Yeah..... piano
drcanonball: RDR 2 online looks weird today
Syntheticuh: !discord
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accountmadeforants: It's another infernal horse machine, is this EverJane again?
RoeDent89: Speed down?
OKB_1: Yes grandma, this is wa I wanted…
indy91: AntiCrepuscular take my money
Skyboss1996: Adam, get in here!
NovaTiempo: Strafy hourse, take me hooooooooooome....
Foxmar320: Yep this sure is Red Dead
FurthestChunk55: are the horses more or less responsive than in ever jane
spiffinn: this reminds me of EverJane
nullrush: !game
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Tempest2097: Time for sick horse donuts
TXC2: so long Malacorath be safe
NathanJay_GA: This experience is incomplete without Arby's Horsey Sauce
Tempest2097: OH NO
noSmokeFire: these horses have a great turning radius
wicker_knight: @Malacorath be safe, farewell, Vereor Nox
Jake_the_guy: OH NO
NimrodXIV: are the horses even attached to the cart?
TSSaloic_: Yahs! Horse!
Skyboss1996: SPROING
Foxmar320: Ummmmm
Doc_Rider: Da fudge is this?
margieargie: Wow, the new Oregon Trail looks great!
DevInsanity: Exactly like RDR2
Jake_the_guy: that poor horse
samuraitiger19: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReynardWrecca: Oh that poor horse!
TheUnknownVeg: This doesn't seem NON-FUNCTIONAL just a bit lots of rough around the edges
Kykiwi: speed run strats
ryuhimora: Starts
benjamin_wheeler: is this QLOP?
blast__femur: you accidentally made a carousel
Scotblackbird: Yup.
CleverCrumbish: This town ain't big enough for all these Tutorial Walls
TehAmelie: what does "place canteend" do? do you have a hotkey just for dropping that one item on the grond?
someone_evil: Your horses notably not connected to the wagon
jadedcynic: left OR right, don't split the diff, Alex :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: incredible
ryuhimora: strats*
Rockario: I like that you hit the post andd the game had to think about it for a second
Alahmnat: well, I *was* going o say "at least it's well-constructed?"
Cw3040: @spiffinn yes i am getting veritable flashbacks to everjane here
Foxmar320: Demon horse
Tempest2097: Horse cares not for your physics.
MikeLLunsford: were hed grem
MaskedBeeX: Headless horse-
ekimekim: horse tilting. haven't you seen a skyrim speedrun?
Skyboss1996: Horse problems? Yup. RDR2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Horse trying to learn also the strats
DahudLefthanded: The color grading used here reminds me of that "Brown period" of video games, when the graphics just weren't there yet.
NovaTiempo: Upsy daisy
Explorer785: Do the horses go through edge-of-map borders?
Trett_Turaney: Horse is fine. Do not worry about horse.
indy91: when a horse and a house are very much in love...
NathanJay_GA: that horse is mounting the fucking building
TSSaloic_: It's Bethesda's Red Dead Redemption 2!
KingKool2099: Dear Dr. Graham, can you distract the sherrif while I go smoke behind the school?
DerPilsner: *furiously pounds on piano*
nullrush: game name?
dreaminginautumn: Skyrim Horse Wild West Edition
jadedcynic: so this is a Wild West mod on Skyrim, right?
accountmadeforants: Margaret Chunderfump heads to the wild west, yee- goodness- haw!
Rytthigar: EverJane, take me hooome, to the plaaace I belong! Evil Horse Machine, take me home!
Alness49: But does this have Horse Balls?
AntiCrepuscular: nullrush EverWayne Kappa
jadedcynic: @dreaminginautumn hivemind :D
Jake_the_guy: this horse looks like a skyrim horse?
RockPusher: aerodoYAS
tastethebeams: yaaaaas
itsrileypm1: ummmmm
Skyboss1996: Jaunty
UnhingedBear: yeah
Foxmar320: I just want us to hit a rock or something and the horse fire off into the sky
hd_dabnado: i think we are getting that as well
Skyboss1996: Functionaing As intended
Gekyouryuu: no, no. call the horse Squeen
dreaminginautumn: @jadedcynic :D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BWUNNEH
Explorer785: it's a chocolate bunny
CleverCrumbish: The puddle is mist
Stoffern: clean bunny
tim19862: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
Pleijpje: Shoot the Wabbit!
DahudLefthanded: I think the piano is in the building to your left?
noSmokeFire: YEET
TSSaloic_: Bunnyfish!
Skyboss1996: Sploosh
accountmadeforants: A MAXIMUM OF 68? Game ruined!
Grescheks: yup, that's totally how you do that
tim19862: skating rabbit
Blade_Tiger: Yeet the canteen
NovaTiempo: do your feet lag behind the camera when you turn and look down?
OKB_1: The bunny is there because Asset Store.
coelopteryx: probably not a good idea to drink rabbit water
caulderjof: Now the piano is on the other side? When it kicks up it seems consistent but it changes origin locations?
wildpeaks: maximum hydration
Oatway_: chillest bunny ever
Cw3040: this looks like a tech demo so far, i expect the proper game to be exactly this
TheSoftestBunny: ou no not the bunny
samuraitiger19: Skyrim Horse! Take me home! Screw gravity and it laaaaaws! Fuck Bethesda and new Fallout! Take me home Skyrim horse!
CraziestOwl: What I miss
Tempest2097: Uncooked food calories?
Skyboss1996: Listen graham, these sites are situated for 50 yards :p
KingKool2099: Bunny's gotta be more than 300 calories
cmdrud87: that's 6 workers in aoe
oyleslyck: Water was non-potable?
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Foxmar320: Thats not better
DahudLefthanded: @coelopteryx In the long view, all water is Bunny Water.
Jake_the_guy: ok the fact that it's "calories" is upsetting
TheOtherTrevor: Very utilitarian view of food
TiredNiall: You also own 17 fluid ounces of non-profitable water
Pleijpje: now a poor girl has lost her bunny wabbit!
CleverCrumbish: Yes. I, a nineteenth centry cowboy, know what calories are and how many are inside an uncooked rabbit.
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TehAmelie: 100% RDR carbon copy. i can't believe they haven't been sued
Kazman20a: try pressing and holding the reoload key
NovaTiempo: Safe.
wicker_knight: not a cowboy knife
MaskedBeeX: Alex was a bright kid
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noSmokeFire: time for pipe dream
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TheMagicWalrus: 300 is real low for an entire rabbit
Oatway_: guaranteed
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Tempest2097: Oh dear
Skyboss1996: oh no
NovaTiempo: you'll need a Vin Deisel
Scotblackbird: uh oh
Skyboss1996: Its awful VOID today
DahudLefthanded: I mean, there's not much good meat on a rabbit.
Oatway_: it's real easy to get through walls in unity
tim19862: subocean Please
tastethebeams: whoops
Foxmar320: oh its just like Fallout 76. Magic windows that see the sub ocean
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: The weather sure is culling today
dreaminginautumn: lovely weather out there
Creideiki_SE: 300 calories maybe is after you eat it uncooked and puke it back up?
iSmartMan1: I doubt you would bust through it, but you would probably clip through it
Reecer6: is that a square render distance but really bad
NathanJay_GA: some aggressive culling there
tim19862: wow
TehAmelie: someone's robbed the world
TXC2: 300 calories is like one chicken wing
azlan121: in this universe, does lantern control work by milling on the quickdraw step?
noSmokeFire: ASMR
Driosenth: it would bust open? the door or the horse?
Grescheks: that fish had cronch
RoeDent89: Crunch
Scotblackbird: *cronch*
Foxmar320: That was crunchy
Nightvalien28: cronch
Trett_Turaney: That was a good crunch sound.
Juliamon: That's some good crunch
plaidscientist: CRONVH
AntiCrepuscular: burnt caramel... fish?
Tempest2097: That's some good rope
tim19862: kronch
SenseAmidstMadness: Is that supposed to be food?
TSSaloic_: Gift the door a Rifle and it opens?
SenseAmidstMadness: Because it sure does sound burnt
RockPusher: rtuesPyre PJSugar SabaPing
Skyboss1996: Cronch
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: CHAWNCH
coelopteryx: it's a very crispy cronch
Metric_Furlong: defishous
KingKool2099: What ishe eating?
CleverCrumbish: @azlan121 I don't know, but presumably that's what children go to lantern school for
Invitare: it neither looks nor sounds delicious
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RoeDent89: Bubbly chocolate?
Jake_the_guy: oh that sounds so good!
Tempest2097: UH
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
Oatway_: "hang" on?
Skyboss1996: HANG ON
Foxmar320: That fish has more volume than anything from the game :P
Unas84: Mixed messaging
mistborn83: what is an arrow bar?]
tim19862: but takes like fish?
U_Dude: That has some nice cronch to it
wildpeaks: sir
blast__femur: Hanged on
APrioriOfNothing: Hang on?
TehAmelie: the reward is death?
NovaTiempo: Dont sya hang on while looking at a noose!
tim19862: lrrWOW
eiggy64: the loudest crunch
EvilBadman: Some sort of pastry shaped like a fish, akin to a macaroon, perhaps?
Reecer6: oh, i assumed the help would be in lynching
SpacePotato01: I think the noose is the reward
Mushbie: "hang me daddy"
Pteraspidomorphi: The reward is a nice rope, very useful
Blade_Tiger: They want an executioner maybe???
Aarek: me_irl?
TheOtherTrevor: Ohh. Its a tent. I thought it was a ramp to jump the wagon off
NovaTiempo: ?!
Skyboss1996: sploosh
dreaminginautumn: I love that canteen dropping animation
Juliamon: Oh we Oregon Trail now?
CleverCrumbish: @mistborn83 I think they mean "Aero bar" which for some reason Canadians insist on saying rather than just "an Aero".
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Grescheks: they sell non-potable water
Alahmnat: I've seen worse-looking menus
tim19862: katesLol
NathanJay_GA: uncoocked food is more expensive than regular food
squid_boi: LUL
squid_boi: ok
Skyboss1996: there we go
Foxmar320: That man had a family
SenseAmidstMadness: He got better
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Nah, early Red Dead on PC
Tempest2097: Trading still works
tim19862: hahah
Tempest2097: LuL
squid_boi: Still gotta pay his estate
itsrileypm1: Uncooked food is 1300 dollars
MaskedBeeX: Discount Will Smith is a tank
Scotblackbird: Pffft
Oatway_: honour system
Tempest2097: LUL
caulderjof: 50% discount for killing him!
Skyboss1996: HYUP
NimrodXIV: you need to pay that man's family, that's why
noSmokeFire: jimmy ain't got no knees
Reecer6: i mean, it's a realistic jump
Cw3040: Quake jump sound?
Grescheks: I think you're hitting the ceiling while jumping indoors
lighting_bolt_123: owned by a corpse
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
caulderjof: The prices cut in half after you killed him.
offbeatwitch: you just hit the ceiling
U_Dude: In fairness, that's about how hig I can jump
SpacePotato01: it said non-potable water didn't it?
Foxmar320: lrrSPOOP
TSSaloic_: 68
tim19862: generic_jump.aiff
TXC2: "I can't buy from a corps" Dark souls disagrees Alex Kappa
TehAmelie: this stool shall not stand
oyleslyck: nice that you can collect non-potable water... I guess you have to boil it?
Skyboss1996: Import these pots to hyrule ASAP
Rockario: Oh my god that would be genius: you can always access the store menu, but the prices are determined by whether the store owner is alive or not
blast__femur: What are you supposed to do with all the non-potable water you're collecting? Buy some Iodine?
wildpeaks: "pick up stuff"
RealGamerCow: Hello all. Is this Real Dumb Revolver 2?
PMAvers: Huh, I wasn't expecting Red Dead 2 to be on this stream.
TSSaloic_: 68.00 Oz. of NON-Potable water!
Solipsody: It looks like my clocks are wrong... But bad games are still reliable.
TheOtherTrevor: Interesting that the trees are actually rendering all the way on the hilltops
Tempest2097: That's... not at all how that works
Oatway_: what's a recoil
Tempest2097: No recoil
TXC2: good old single acction
2Flower: cheer100 Garbage and pandemic diseases in the same day? LRR is the gift that keeps on giving.
Dr_fragenstien: like a REAL PISTOL
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FireRogue: this is how to hold a revolver
Opie74: at least they are trying
noSmokeFire: two ago?
AntiCrepuscular: oh booy
RoeDent89: All of them
cmdrud87: which spider box? there were multiple
KingKool2099: Wish I knew
plaidscientist: november 2017?
Mushbie: falling block rifle?
tim19862: 4 ago
tastethebeams: I think it was the one before Farch mail time
Skyboss1996: Breeech loader!
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh hello, the editing department
squid_boi: Sharps Shooter
AntiCrepuscular: Hi Heather! Hi Ben! :D
ritchards: give chat a moment
SenseAmidstMadness: I didn't know we had one of those
Bengineering: Help me chat, you're my only hope
MaskedBeeX: Crowd sourcing the Spider Box problem
azureHaights: Episode? Singular? lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: Give chat some time. A year ago sounds correct.
Dr_fragenstien: it was quite some time
cmdrud87: Farch sounds about right
wildpeaks: i'm more concerned *why* we're looking for a box of spiders
Oatway_: the reload is remarkably good
AdmiralMemo: check Farch
Pteraspidomorphi: The one you were really upset about, Bengineering?
offbeatwitch: january 2018
squid_boi: no smoke family day
noSmokeFire: I googled "lrr mailtime spiderbox", and that came up. congrats on your SEO
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GenericHerooo: @Bengineering Hi!!!
GenericHerooo: =(
tim19862: noSmokeFire katesNice lrrAWESOME
GenericHerooo: =)*
aClonedPickle: more like noScopeFire
NovaTiempo: lrrWOW
flatluigi: is this red dead
Driosenth: Alex, how many calories does a horse give?
countz3r0: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:49.
TXC2: noSmokeFire lrrHEART
Emergent_OS: The jump sound is from Serious Sam First Encounter!
SenseAmidstMadness: Fuck Alex?
Aceshadow132: NoScopeFire, more like
Foxmar320: Yeah F all of that mess
Oatway_: yeah that's gross
squid_boi: SourPls
TheUnknownVeg: Fuck all this Alex
Oatway_: wait
Dr_fragenstien: I like survival games :(
TSSaloic_: So, the water was Potable.
Skyboss1996: Fixed
squid_boi: PepeHands
Oatway_: that's the shopkeep
tim19862: yeah
TheOtherTrevor: Drive the wagon off the "ramp / tent"
noSmokeFire: there's something terribly wrong with his hips
Tempest2097: No barman though
anemzero: So if the answer was "google it" does that mean the answer to the next LRR editing question will be "turn it on and off again?"
ryuhimora: FREEDOM
TehAmelie: oh, why did you show them to us? the game was better without them
PMAvers: So I'm guessing a new Mail Time is in the editing pipes?
wildpeaks: ah yes, the sound of silence, our favorite
Alness49: You can shoot the pianist? GOTY!
iamnolionheart: Y'all are just gonna scroll past without saying howdy
ulifernando01: holly mama
TheAinMAP: benginRip
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh that man only needed one shotgun to the head
Astra7525: He only knows how to play one very loud sound
djalternative: we must find the mighty sub ocean
OKB_1: Immersive sound design
squid_boi: red dead 3 Poggers
FireRogue: i also thought he'd keep playing
TXC2: anemzero nah, it'll be lrrbot
wildpeaks: at least that tutorial is more functional than a lot of W&P games
Pleijpje: They said DONT SHOOT the Piano Player!
Skyboss1996: Hey! It's minecraft!
Tempest2097: the campfire lets you cook fire AND water?
Thatwasademo: also, note that you have to cook water
Foxmar320: Can we set foxmarFIRE to the town?
Jake_the_guy: oh boy staying warm minigames
indy91: How Ben googles. Asks Graham to ask Chat to google it.
TheUnknownVeg: That's very The Long Dark of them
tastethebeams: oh hey its fallout 76 Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: Burn this place down!
iamnolionheart: Rood Dood Redumpster
SajuukSjet: quick! we must now establish an elaborate and sad back story for the pianist, and how he ended up there at that point in time!
caulderjof: The way the audio balance is messed up is really weird. The sound was coming from left of the piano or deadcenter, depending on how you looked at the piano.
NovaTiempo: *burns down tavern*
TXC2: oh good, fallout 4 style settlements
Emergent_OS: Should me try to call a horse from inside the building?
Insaif: What is happening with your shadow?
Kazman20a: that is not bad G. you should checkout the crazy food vitamin setup they have in atlas
lighting_bolt_123: be a vegan
TehAmelie: let's go ride the wilderness. there's suboceans in them there hills
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Attack dead creatures to absorb their meat.
EvilBadman: @anemzero The real advice is ask chat, but never listen to all of them
countz3r0: Red Dead 76?
Freshly_Toasted: Fire doesn't burn? Smh
TheOldBadger: 8 first
wildpeaks: wow, lrrbot on point
Thatwasademo: press 8 first
Aenir798: you have to cook it
Milambus: think he ate it
TheOldBadger: 8 is put food on, 0 is take food off
KingKool2099: Jack Be Nimble
NovaTiempo: did you eat the calories?
thalanir: 8 first maybe
Thatwasademo: also 9
Dezufnocosem: you gotta hit your macros bro
NullColaShip: We are witnessing the birth of Dhalsim
Skyboss1996: Alex sold it
Vampiricsloth: kronch
U_Dude: 8 to add food to fire
ryuhimora: that shadow is very N64
RockPusher: rtuesPyre rtuesCanCan
TXC2: !butt
TXC2: !butts
TXC2: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
TSSaloic_: Cooked. Water.
Foxmar320: It is like Fallout 76. Moving camp around. :P
Gothic_Monkey: oh neat i'm awake for w+p :D
TheUnknownVeg: OMG you can grind fire-lighting skills like in Runescape
blast__femur: I'm glad Alex's reaction to making a fire was "welp, time to die"
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TSSaloic_: You need to make your water potable by boiling it!
Foxmar320: wut
Thatwasademo: you have to wait first
Tempest2097: What
Dr_fragenstien: cooking takes time
NovaTiempo: Inutitive!
tastethebeams: it ate your food
Grescheks: needs to cook for longer?
Skyboss1996: wasn't done yet?
Mister_Hush: It had a cooking time
Rockario: It wasn't done cooking
wildpeaks: is this universal paperclip but for cooked food
Thatwasademo: "cook time remaining: 111 seconds"
RealGamerCow: 175 seconds to cook? pardonfuck?
TSSaloic_: Boil you're water.
spiffinn: it has a second counter
Skyboss1996: CRATE ROOM
Dr_fragenstien: C R A T E S
countz3r0: its not cooked yet
blast__femur: sexy
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Foxmar320: Those are amazing crates
TehAmelie: on reflection this seems to want to be The Long Dark more than RDR
ryuhimora: powder kegs
NovaTiempo: Stelt Tech?
TheOldBadger: Studded leather crates. Wow
SenseAmidstMadness: Luminescent crates
Inquisitor_Xian: those are my kink crates
TXC2: Crate and Barrel!
morgoth_bauglyr: mega nails
NovaTiempo: *Stelth
coelopteryx: very fancy crates
wildpeaks: don't kinkshame the crates
NathanJay_GA: gunpowder barrels?
Dr_fragenstien: I bet he doesn't
RealGamerCow: I've seen Alex draw those crates before.
brainbosh: This is maybe the best time period for crates tho?
Skyboss1996: Listen, those crates were going out later
Gypsy_Supreme: Oh man this makes me want to play The Long Dark again
countz3r0: Ben, taste this.
arcaneIllumination: The food had cook time.
NovaTiempo: no, still not right. Gives up on speling.
mapguru: Do you have to add each calorie individually?
TheAinMAP: benginHi
djalternative: crates are infecting this world too. we must rid the disease
NexusVoxx: jellied soda?
cmdrud87: We got Fanta Mango as well. It's deece
Aarek: benginHi
TXC2: Eat/drink this
NexusVoxx: interessant
EvilBadman: Ben, no! that's a Japanese Fantom, and you now have ghosts in your blood!
Gothic_Monkey: Watch and play is gonna be the best medicine. i've had tonsilitis since like... new years eve ;~;
RockPusher: thicc
flatluigi: what if you just run off
Cw3040: thicc
RealGamerCow: T H I C C F A N T A
ZeniteZero: How thicc tho?
trissiboy462: What's that?
brainbosh: T H I C C J U I C E
tim19862: ygh
radioshackraider: Well I guess Graham and Beej just filmed Mail Time?
BtEtta: How's the mouthfeel?
tim19862: ugh
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: T H I C C
TheOtherTrevor: It is coating your insides the same
GenericHerooo: :D
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Fanthicc
TSSaloic_: Fanta has legs.
salsasamurai10: ben likes his juice thicc
SkylerRingtail: "Open Data Privacy Page?" Uhhh...
Dr_fragenstien: i'm kinda suprised, I thought ben wasn't a huge fan of sweet things, so I thought the texture would turn him away
azureHaights: Danny Fanta
Skyboss1996: EEEW
samuraitiger19: Excuse me?
Skyboss1996: Why would you
tim19862: what?
Skyboss1996: Who would
Grescheks: mmmm octopus drank
Gypsy_Supreme: Dat face
TSSaloic_ wat?
Tiber727: Where's Adam to rant about mango Fanta when you need him?
TXC2: Beej would
samuraitiger19: WHHHHHY?!
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Cw3040: oh? I'm pleasantly surprised that this looks ok
morgoth_bauglyr: beej drinks the whole thing
tim19862: katesLol
Foxmar320: It sounds like he is in the tree
Dezufnocosem: that's PIANI, don't you know nothin?
azureHaights: @grescheks Octopus Pancake Puppy drank
RoeDent89: Upstairs in the room?
Astra7525: ah, the memories of cs_italy
GenericHerooo: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
Skyboss1996: Curse you forest piano
SpacePotato01: I bet he's in the baloon
caulderjof: The audio balance is so wonky. I can't deal with it.
wildpeaks: piano man is always watching
map_wtf: Wasn't it tonkatsu sauce flavored?
LetsConsider: So why are we playing RDR2, but worse?
Dyllbert: Ah, I see we are playing Red Dead Redemtion Kappa
TXC2: I like the idea of a killer that stalks people with Piani
drcanonball: a bazooka maybe
NexusVoxx: @LetsConsider cause its watch and play, natch
Grescheks: the horse is yours if no one objects to you taking it
coelopteryx: five dollars back in cowboy times was a p solid amount at least
TXC2: LetsConsider because memes?
Skyboss1996: Hello Hoo mans
Admiralmatt: what game?
JediTransmit: At least cs_italy had a piece from Rigoletto
Foxmar320: Sure
TehAmelie: it would be pretty funny if a game did the bit in Blazing Saddles where you find the orchestra in the desert
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AtomicAlchemical: Such jank
plzpagedrtinycat: I'm sorry what is the name of this?
Gypsy_Supreme: Water Physics!
wench_tacular: and then we died of thirst
RockPusher: Delicious, nutritious horse water!
TSSaloic_: Remember boil your water or get dysentary.
noSmokeFire: of all *possible* ways to do canteens, why this one??
KingKool2099: Drink the horse water! It's 50% more horse!
ajthesatyr: Don't push people you'll get banned
NimrodXIV: ^
NexusVoxx: 50% horse, 50%water
blast__femur: It looks like that guy is doing a Charlie Chaplin's tramp thing
plzpagedrtinycat: lol no
Skyboss1996: Its Yee Haw simuljator 3
Taveena: Game of the YEar 2019 or 2018
noSmokeFire: what if you run over them with a wagon?
Morrigan9: best game of 2019
e_bloc: sure lives up to the colon part
HopPoleStudios: In Soviet Wild West, minus Call Horse to You!
U_Dude: Don't forget your canteen!
Alahmnat: that guy looks like John Bly from Brisco County
Foxmar320: That guys having a good time
TSSaloic_: Lantern School, where the students control the teachers.
TheAinMAP: Sir?
plzpagedrtinycat: I wish they would put the name of the game in the stream title...
tim19862: oh that's not rain, it was a shadow
drcanonball: that guy looked like benedikt cummerpadge
Dyllbert: Well if RDR2 couldn't be the game of the year, I don't know how this one will fare Kappa
Foxmar320: He's washing his clothes
plzpagedrtinycat: Is it seriously Lantern School???
plzpagedrtinycat: I am gullible, be kind.
tastethebeams: that guy looks like logan paul....
Rhynerd: Yeah, can’t think of another game where I can hitch my canteen to a horse troph.
NexusVoxx: or sons
ritchards: remember, you need to cook the water before you potate it
Eklinaar: Oh hey, are you playing RDR2 on low graphics settings?
Solipsody: This guy looks like he should be kicked out of a band.
offbeatwitch: so which one is mumford and who are his sons
kumatsu: This guy is the lost member of The Used
NullColaShip: I wonder if you pushed him off his preset path earlier
NexusVoxx: he's in Panic! at the Disco
AdmiralMemo: @plzpagedrtinycat Yeah, but that would be updating a lot...
Thatwasademo: wait, do the npc scripts just tell them to walk in a direction for a time without taking into account you pushing them?
ZeroArcana: parkour!
NullColaShip: so now he's just walking his preset path, but offset by a bit
lighting_bolt_123: he looks like that name Paul guy
TheOldBadger: Emergent gameplay
banwidthraptor: @alahmnat I forgot that was thing till you mentioned it
tim19862: katesLol
AdmiralMemo: @plzpagedrtinycat It's something like "Sierra Madre"
plzpagedrtinycat: Just one more step before starting the stream...
blackwlf: I'm sorry, maybe I misheard. Did Graham just say that guy is too "hipster of face"?
Emergent_OS: Alex, in case if you are wondering, the jump grunt is from Serious Sam 1!
plzpagedrtinycat: Sierra Madre
Driosenth: The Floor Is Now Lava
tim19862: wut
Grescheks: uhhhhhhhh
RealGamerCow: uh
Skyboss1996: Well then
TheAinMAP: ?
Nightvalien28: okay
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: bedroom door with a window in it, makes sense
NimrodXIV: ma'am?
countz3r0: boogie
ajthesatyr: LMAO
drcanonball: sure
Earthenone: is that the zipper?
shdragon: Dance like no one is watching.
cmdrud87: eey macarena
TrueTransSoulAlesha: is this a fortnight dance?
notBrunoAgain: Some kind of mating dance
accountmadeforants: Getting into that dance money are we
TXC2: Fortnite dance
offbeatwitch: this is how I dance
brainbosh: It FORTNITE now
Grescheks: ma'am, I don't think that's a period appropriate dance
Skyboss1996: Must be one of them Revivalist churches
Alahmnat: @banwidthraptor I'm here for all your obscure 90s TV show reference needs ;)
noSmokeFire: well now she's moonwalking
Dyllbert: This is like an inside joke right....?
NexusVoxx: you broke it
embyrr922: Is this memes?
Alness49: This seems anachronistic
ritchards: this is a prebought asset dance
plzpagedrtinycat: I saw that on a loading screen but wasn't sure if it was an area in the game or the name of the game
Milambus: I think you are supposed to mate now
plzpagedrtinycat: THANKS
tim19862: LUL
Cw3040: should have been if it wasnt
ZeroArcana: if there's parkour, this must be an oobisoft game
FireRogue: do you think the npcs are on fixed, relative walk cycles and so when you pushed them around it screwed them up?
GeeItSomeLaldy: If I were developing this they'd all be doing Caramel Dansen
tastethebeams: is this western dating?
TheAinMAP: She was moonwalking.
Foxmar320: Her AI has checked out
ritchards: Alex, consent!
TSSaloic_: What is going on with her legs?
drcanonball: this escort quest is weird
lunarecliptica: now this, this is how i dance
TheOldBadger: She has Danaerys braids
offbeatwitch: this is how to court your desired human
banwidthraptor: @alahmnat like seaquest?
DirtCadaver: are we herding on purpose
ajthesatyr: You gonna get banned Alex! Stop pushing the peoples
Dezufnocosem: there are a lot of royalty free dance animations on the internet
RockPusher: Burn the witch?
mariammistressofmanifolds: d
blast__femur: yeah they defo found that dance animation online and just tossed it in there
TehAmelie: Sierra Madre: The Wild West. sort of like saying Paris: Europe
CleverCrumbish: Lakeside. Jim's
MatthewDennisMTG: what's this game called
tim19862: lrrWOW lrrSPOOP
plzpagedrtinycat: @AdmiralMemo thanks
TheOtherTrevor: Did you see the bit with Ninja trying to get everyone to do a fortnite dance at a new years party and nobody cared about him
FireRogue: is she super short or are we super tall?
Saunabath: Female characters will be able to walk in future DLC
tim19862: LUL
SenseAmidstMadness: Quality shadow work there
NovaTiempo: NOPE.
Jake_the_guy: i kinda want that for the comedy
noSmokeFire: clip directly into your wedding cutscene
aClonedPickle: The Game, for Games
TXC2: yeap sounds like PUA bullshit
Skyboss1996: "First we gotta talk about Paralell Universes
Alahmnat: @banwidthraptor if we have an underwater game where a submarine gets abducted by aliens, sure
SalmirAeon: How to talk to woman: Press A in front of them
offbeatwitch: first, we hayve to talk about parallel universes
anemzero: Get them into a T- dammit
caulderjof: "Abuse their pathing" made me think of the George Formby song, Leaning on a Lamppost.
ajthesatyr: It's a ghost town with epople in it
MaskedBeeX: If you send a girl to the sub ocean, she gon' get wet
U_Dude: Is there a point to this game? Is there a goal?
coolbond: so where is the house of the ladies of the night?
Aceshadow132: Wrong warp into the sex scene
tim19862: katesLol
Alness49: Alex, make sure you get their consent before you find their zero position!
SenseAmidstMadness: Where's all the gameplay
GeeItSomeLaldy: How to Pick up Women. 1) Put all your points in Strength
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: although a half A press can work...
BtEtta: You only need to half-press A
MadCmdrMoe: aaaaaaaa AAAAAAA A! A! A!
TXC2: Gods if only it was that easy
ajthesatyr: More NPCs than Fallout 76 tho
Dezufnocosem: if things get awkward at a party just clip out of bounds
SolarBlitz1: No Graham, if they T-pose they're asserting Dominance!
blackwlf: This is garbage day. Gameplay is optional at BEST.
Tempest2097: The dancing?
countz3r0: yehahhhh
Reecer6: "Remember, you can get to nearly any woman's heart by giving them a single rose at least one hundred times.
MatthewDennisMTG: this place is poppin' off
noSmokeFire: these chairs are so teeny
tim19862: this is where she was supposed to be
NullColaShip: Do they stop dancing if you kill the pianist?
plzpagedrtinycat: Awwww yeah, lol
TehAmelie: if you want a date, first you need to invent an infinite number of parallel universes. no, not the general "you", just you
Driosenth: Have we seen any latrines? Where do these people pop-a-squat?
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kinkerbelle: What *song* is this?
accountmadeforants: If that don't work, just mash every button on your keyboard. And if that accidentally aggros them... just restart.
SenseAmidstMadness: If we shoot the pianist, will they stop dancing
ritchards: asset store dance!
RockPusher: rtuesConsent
drcanonball: the JAM
cmdrud87: this id efinitely the macarena
plaidscientist: The Crunchy thing Graham i eating sound exactly like an in-game sound effect
CrazymattCaptain: time to murder the town
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't stand so close to me
noSmokeFire: can you get a horse *in* the bar?
Pangogie: The Unity dance.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Is it the Twi'lek dance from Return of the Jedi?
Pleijpje: Twerking like its 1885
tim19862: too wild for the wild west
Havok4: If you hit the timing right you can glitch right into your mid 90s in after many decades of a successful relationship in a nursing home.
TheOldBadger: Brown dress is exact girl from before
yalc321: Put baby in the corner!
plzpagedrtinycat: They fighting off a spider web
Reachkid1: I prefer to press x in front of women
tastethebeams: ????
Taveena: I mean... props for giving the black woman natural hair?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: During the dating minigame if you kneel hard enough during proposal you can glitch through the floor straight into the church and skip the engagement timer
Grescheks: are there penalties for murderin' in this town?
NathanJay_GA: its the cheapest dance they could find on the unity store
AshBurnem: No skins?
Skyboss1996: HELLO?
FurthestChunk55: note: their armpits are clipping out of their dresses
Grescheks: uhhhhh
NovaTiempo: attack!
NexusVoxx: um?
Nightvalien28: fire fight
Thatwasademo: an ... event?
TheOtherTrevor: nobody puts baby in a corner
ajthesatyr: you in trouble now
margravetech: There is no such thing as half an A press!
Sannindi: A thing is occuring!
Jake_the_guy: war was declared!
RockPusher: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
Skyboss1996: What was taht?
tim19862: WutFace
TehAmelie: did the bandits have a trumpeter?
ritchards: was that some gameplay?
fiftymcnasty: Doesnt look like anything to me.
SenseAmidstMadness: Looks like an outlaw
NexusVoxx: War were declared.
Dezufnocosem: no, he's your in-law
tastethebeams: shoot people?
Rhynerd: Viking attack?
thirsty_kitteh: "You have to tell me if you're an outlaw"
Grescheks: that's an outlaw's mustache if I ever saw one
NullColaShip: the job board!
blackwlf: Just start shooting folks?
Reecer6: Jobs!
plzpagedrtinycat: I love when the back of the dress sticks to the back of their legs like terrible static cling
yalc321: Are you an outlaw? you have to tell me if you're an outlaw
Earthenone: you legally have to tell me if your an outlaw, or else its entrapment
radioshackraider: Muder all the people?
Alness49: "Ah heard you manipulating our girls coordinate positions!"
Kramburger: Murder civilians?
Swamplor: I just got here. What, on any level, is happening?
Aarek: Are you an outlaw? You have to tell me if you are an outlaw
TehAmelie: run for the hills!
Emergent_OS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:05.
plzpagedrtinycat: how you hold on hahaha
Tempest2097: Horse theiving
Tempest2097: Thieving?
Skyboss1996: Come on down to JIMS
Foxmar320: Someone is mad salty at us
GeeItSomeLaldy: Jims Naseum
Ragnarakk: "Apart from phasing through horses"
kinkerbelle: I think this is Red Dead Redemption 2 if it was done by one guy with asset store stuff in a weekend.
plzpagedrtinycat: You have four arms
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this reminds me of the time Paul lost at poker
Dezufnocosem: go to the Gyms
CrazymattCaptain: the tutorial said you could get missions from the sheriff
anemzero: Jim's Taint
margieargie: You're doing a great job riding that horse with both hands on your gun...
NexusVoxx: Jim's T- Pose
TXC2: Swamplor coyboy things ?
TheOldBadger: Tortoise
Ragnarakk: i d think thats pretty good
TheWooglie: town
Jake_the_guy: we did crimes!
accountmadeforants: Jim's Torus Templates
TXC2: *cowboy
MagisterMystax: Jim' Torus
Jake_the_guy: now we have a horse
OKB_1: Always use protection. Make sure your date is thread-safe before jumping in the sub-ocean together.
SenseAmidstMadness: Get in the sea
Phailhammer: Oh, we El Paso now.
NullColaShip: Jim's Town. Not even Jamestown.
countz3r0: Towel Rack
Grescheks: are those wild horses wearing saddles?
plzpagedrtinycat: >.< Toho?
A_Dub888: Jom's Tower of Power
NexusVoxx: Jim's Tower
Foxmar320: Why they so mad
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I mean the wild west was kinda a bullethell
A_Catastrophic_Success: Go to the Jimquisition
Skyboss1996: UH OH
countz3r0: NO ARTAX
Aceshadow132: Jim's Towe of Babel
wildpeaks: now the horse rides you
NexusVoxx: is this how water works?
Thatwasademo: "oh, I'm swimming" - Alex
Dyllbert: Are we the baddies?
plzpagedrtinycat: I think it's just the weather. It rains bullets.
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm still a little surprsed horses can actually swim
Earthenone: most players are water soluble
plzpagedrtinycat: Sideways
Reecer6: Remember, the river is much much less swift than it appears
snake12341: wow that currnet for water
Dr_fragenstien: the tutorial didn't cover swimming!
koizom: oh hey, I didn't know Red Read Redemption 2 was a W+P game wussLUL
adi_pie: I mean, on this stream, you die is what generally happens.
Cw3040: i mean i thought that was a death anim
TehAmelie: did the horse dissolve? was it made of marsmallow?
AdmiralMemo: party100 party100 So I had DB 5, 6, 7 in frames before today. I just came home with 14 more frames to get the rest, plus some other LRR, PA, and misc. posters party100 party100 #Art
Foxmar320: Gameplay happened at us
Jake_the_guy: use those pubG skills
MagisterMystax: Bullet those men
TXC2: Please graham, every one knows Water kills ins Video games Kappa
kinkerbelle: "cooked water"?
noSmokeFire: this campfire has bandito music
TSSaloic_: Cook your water!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know they were trying to optimize Hunt: Showdown, but this seems a bit too drastic
ameliette: campfire? in the middle of a firfight?
snake12341: *lights a campfire in a gunfight*
indy91: could you stop shooting, I'm having a meal
Ragnarakk: i think we're just used to water being deathzones now
NovaTiempo: Gondor calls for aid style beacon?
Morrigan9: "jim i'm bleeding out...." "no, it's just nighttime"
ajthesatyr: Strong gunplay
BtEtta: Can we get uncooked calories from these guys. lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: Magic water heals all
Skyboss1996: Purified water!
Cw3040: @AdmiralMemo guess everyone has to have their passion, that there is dedication
margravetech: nothing cures a bullet wound like a nice sip of h2o
noSmokeFire: remove the bullets via osmotic pressure
Vampiricsloth: water heals bullet holes right?
Kramburger: Water dissolves bullets eventually?
NexusVoxx: bullets are allergic to water
flatluigi: horse is still in the water
Reecer6: why does this bridge run diagonally to the river
Alness49: "I need to cook dinner" "Son, we got ten of us shooting at ya" "So I need to make something simple with pasta"
orellien2773: Horse is just chilling in the river.
Nirvana___: Was that a horse head under the bridge?
TheAinMAP: Horse is still there.
RebekahWSD: Oh no I missed the start!
wildpeaks: horse is now a fish
drcanonball: save the horsie
coelopteryx: just like, drink the water and you get the cartoon effect where the water falls out the holes like a sieve
plzpagedrtinycat: They better have chili on them because they kept you from cooking your own
NullColaShip: Did I see the horse still obediently hanging five in the water where you left it?
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun Not used to water being actually accessable instead of just being death
Skyboss1996: Ooooh free stuff
Eklinaar: The song of Ben's people?
Foxmar320: Free guns!
MagisterMystax: Bullets make you spring leaks so you lose water, when you refill it you're okay
NexusVoxx: @Nirvana___ there was the rest of a horse too,
Driosenth: how many uncooked calories did each drop?
SalmirAeon: Pass the whiskey
AdmiralMemo: @Cw3040 I'd been meaning to do this for a few years. Also, I still don't have one for the uncut sheet. That'll need to be custom.
Reecer6: Except there weren't as many breaks in the middle.
banwidthraptor: the best cowboys can wrangle fire and ride tornados
RoeDent89: They daid
Stoffern: look at all those canteens getting filled
caulderjof: I think you need to loot the Duel Wielding Pistols to duel wield.
snake12341: Alex this game isn't smart enough to duel wield
TXC2: What colour is this water?
Thatwasademo: canteens that are full of water
Grescheks: so many canteens
blackwlf: They're wearing bandanas, they're clearly outlaws.
thirsty_kitteh: And non-potable fliud ozs
coolbond: they are bandits
ritchards: you need to cook the water first
noSmokeFire: you can't tell me what to pote
Thatwasademo: you can cook the water in this game
arcaneIllumination: I think they might just be assholes
NovaTiempo: Please do not pote.
countz3r0: Lawmen don't wear facemasks
kinkerbelle: Why would you put non-potable water in a canteen? Game.
TheOldBadger: Picking up non-potable water underwater is... interesting
NullColaShip: no no, you have to *cook* the non-potable water to make it potable
Foxmar320: We learned water heals all wounds
TSSaloic_: Cook your water, do you like Dysentary!
DigitalSeahorse: why is it so hard for me to keep track of time these days? I'm 5 min late!
coolbond: pote the water
margieargie: It's like 1870, everyone's drinking non-potable water.
NexusVoxx: oh hey free canoe
MagisterMystax: Maybe you were wearing a black hat, that's always the sign of a bad guy
NovaTiempo: *water catches fire*
MatthewDennisMTG: tbh this isn't close to the most garbage tier games we've seen here
plzpagedrtinycat: I think they mispelled portable.
Solipsody: Is it raining?
CrazymattCaptain: didi the tutorial say how to get wood?
Aenir798: it has a "Cook time remaining:"
Foxmar320: Yeah I see a timer
thalanir: cook time
Grescheks: I think you have to wait
DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex and Graham! :D
Cw3040: @kinkerbelle because it's your non-potable water canteen(s)
flatluigi: cook time on the screen
caulderjof: There's a timer on that popup
VoidByAnyOtherName: as long as it's not potato water
thirsty_kitteh: "cook Time remaining: 176 seconds"
ajthesatyr: It has a cooking time on the fire
Hingadora: Raw water? How very ahead of your time.
Rockario: Who fills their canteen with NON-potable water?!
plzpagedrtinycat: Putting water in canteens makes it portable
caulderjof: About 3 minutes for the food to cook.
AdmiralMemo: @Cw3040 12 x 36 was the oddest size to find... and I found it right away.
TXC2: hello DigitalSeahorse welcome
NexusVoxx: more horses. morses
NovaTiempo: Multihorse!
coolbond: check the timer
TehAmelie: it's a river, unless it's downstream of a mine it ought to be fine
salsasamurai10: theres a cook timer on the things
zerg539: yummy cholera water
HH2News: haha
SalmirAeon: Grand Thief Horse
kinkerbelle: Jim's Tower
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm on a horse."
Thatwasademo: there are words on screen telling you how long the fire will burn for and how long it has to burn for to cook whatever you put in
HopPoleStudios: Potable, not portable
Rockario: In that huge line of text it says "Cook time remaining: XXXXX"
Skyboss1996: Welcome to Jims Towing and Toe Service
NovaTiempo: What exactly *is* a rind stone cowboy?
FireRogue: "cookex water"
Foxmar320: Someone else needs bullets in them
AdmiralMemo: *sings* JONES BBQ & FOOT MASSAGE!
HopPoleStudios: potable means "won't kill you if you drink it"
Thatwasademo: they're just sort of put there on the screen rather than in a window or anything useful, but they're there
TXC2: Jim's Towing and froing
plzpagedrtinycat: @HopPoleStudios yes, was a joke
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun there was a timer on the campfire
HopPoleStudios: fair
Gypsy_Supreme: F
TheAinMAP: katesRip
Foxmar320: Welp
TehAmelie: WASTED
DigitalSeahorse: F
Angnor33: lrrEFF
tim19862: welp lrrFRUMP
Boi_Ginny: F
AlienNanobots: katesRip
kinkerbelle: @NovaTiempo Rhinestones are decorative touches. "Rhinestone cowboy" is a performer instead of someone doing a job. It's a good song.
tim19862: lrrEFF
red_shoes_jeff: F
MagisterMystax: You Are Died.
Robot_Bones: you are dead, dead dead
Nirvana___: Nobody ever expects the cartwheeling horse attack strat!
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plzpagedrtinycat: I would rather die from bullet than dysentry
brainbosh: katesRip
DigitalSeahorse: why don
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ZachtlyAsIntended: Wh...who's buying door-to-door hentai?
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Alahmnat: it's not tied down
HopPoleStudios: So now for.... redemption?
plzpagedrtinycat: Who's selling... I need to know for a friend
PyreDynasty: Dance
hoktauri: I'd at least see what they're selling
countz3r0: outta the way, Will Smith
Cw3040: good to see West of Loathing 3D coming along nicely though
Foxmar320: Maybe we can Walk to Jim's Towing and Pizza Delivery Service
TXC2: ZachtlyAsIntended thristy fuckbois who can't get any? Kappa
wench_tacular: his balance is excellent
plzpagedrtinycat: Dude was doing the moon walk!
Himyul: does this game have horse testicle physics?
DigitalSeahorse: why don't I get any of the good salesmans...oh yeah I don't answer door unless I'm expecting company
CraziestOwl: What are we playing?
ajthesatyr: Take some bounties
NexusVoxx: what, pusher tim? you can't be serious.
NullColaShip: Go find the job board, see if that person still wants help hanging themself
Skyboss1996: Now now. Intersecting with Geometry ain't a crime
Zath_: How has there not been any dynamite yet?
Our_oBoros: Aley is a lot more pushy this time Kappa
Tiber727: I kinda want you to push the dancers into the river and watch them continue to dance.
Alness49: "Who the heck is Geometry?"
plzpagedrtinycat: Sierra Madre @CraziestOwl
Solipsody: Do all women just constantly dance in this game?
keesonman: Hi Grah and Alex!!! I think I missed Alex in GP Vancouver (if he did go) I am the bday boy asking for signing for the playmat btw hahah
shdragon: The prison/sherrif's place has "missions". I wonder what those are
brainbosh: Wasn't there a mission board somewhere?
plzpagedrtinycat: Dancing and sinning
Solipsody: Is it like that fever where people dance until they die?
red_shoes_jeff: Okay, but why disco church?
the_seldom_seen_kid: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:05.
ArcOfTheConclave: which fortnite dance was that?
CrazymattCaptain: mission board was in the sheriff's
spiffinn: i wonder about those mountains in the distance...
Driosenth: There were no latrines or outhouses in town.
keesonman: Alex I missed you!!! :(
DigitalSeahorse: cutting shapes like snowflakes?
Cw3040: @red_shoes_jeff i would be quick to say "Quakers" but that's not how that works
the_seldom_seen_kid: Oh sick I’m not too late
NexusVoxx: BTW GP Calgary confirmed for CanLander events!
Insaif: The sheriff's office had a mission board, right?
FireRogue: go to the message board and take a quest?
Nirvana___: "The 'Once More With Feeling' of Red Dead Redemption knock-offs!"
Talin06: did they try calling their horse?
keesonman: Alex I will come find ya in Victoria soon to get the mat sign=P
TXC2: what deck won?
Foxmar320: Hello horse frand
syrup1_gt: wowie
Bahamutwize: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:58.
TSSaloic_: CanLander the format of 2019?
Ragnarakk: BOTW horse physics got nothing on this one
LordManiMani: mmm the golden key of magic the gathering strikes again
countz3r0: Epona!
syrup1_gt: what games is this?
NexusVoxx: dears
Aceshadow132: Man, canlander makes me wish I could afford magic
samuraitiger19: If the game is using Fortnite dance the dev better be wary or Alfonso Ribero and the Backpack Kid will sue them too.
Aceshadow132: the format seems sick
RAICx: That map looks _super_ useful Kappa
NexusVoxx: b b b butthole shot
caulderjof: Iceskating deer!
PyreDynasty: Those deer are shiny
accountmadeforants: Pre-buttered deer
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer feliciaDeer feliciaDeer
Nightvalien28: drifting deer
TXC2: syrup1_gt Seria Madre
tim19862: I hope Graham got my W+P suggestion
anemzero: TOS?
Foxmar320: Sliding deer are an endangered species
flatluigi: please don't mount the deer
iSmartMan1: Pre-taxidermied
TXC2: or something like that
samuraitiger19: Deja vu
blast__femur: that's why they slide around so much
tim19862: *email
Ragnarakk: protonLOL
CleverCrumbish: "Overlacquered games involving cowboys" Is a watch+play theme now
noSmokeFire: knife 'em
Skyboss1996: *Running in the 1890's*
plzpagedrtinycat: hahaha the inner thigh muscles on this cowboy
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart mounting oh deer oh my
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ajthesatyr: no shiny deer meat for you
Foxmar320: Yesss horse
togashinaruta: This is how these games work, right? You make an open world and then have emergent gameplay
plzpagedrtinycat: Why aren't they screaming lol
FireBasilisk53: the new Red Dead looks good
TehAmelie: well we have come a long way from Walden and the Werewolf
ajthesatyr: Alex.......... you're supposed to get off the horse in town
Izandai: Oh god what
Steelwolf171: They're so shiny the bullets just bounce off
TSSaloic_: Horse in the saloon!
Rockario: I swear that piece starts similar to a DK Country song
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Xafty: these npcs seem awefully not phased with the horse in the building
Skyboss1996: where's this town's Shrf
embyrr922: Sir, this is a saloon, not a riding range
TheMoatman: Fuck your bad saloon I have a horse inside
meatpuppet7: The Jankiest Horse in the west.
A_Catastrophic_Success: Can you shoot your own horse out from under you?
shdragon: Jail and sherrif's office are the same place.
PixelArtDragon: Why does it sound like the music is coming from the wrong direction?
NexusVoxx: one beefy boi
CleverCrumbish: A cow to boy
Nirvana___: Can we ride the cow?
TehAmelie: how many calories you think that cow has?
Nirvana___: Replace our horse with him?
Skyboss1996: Sure is cow
Gypsy_Supreme: I feel like "Take the horse inside" should be !badadvice
Izandai: What the hell is that player icon on the map?
DigitalSeahorse: yay eldrazioutlaw! :D theonl45Heart mister165Wave
accountmadeforants: Get a rope so we can First-person Cow again
TSSaloic_: Briscut time!
MagisterMystax: Mooo
Skyboss1996: Moooo!
Foxmar320: Free cow
kinkerbelle: That's not my cow!
RAICx: I love how the cow is sliding
TXC2: fucking ours now
NexusVoxx: @Izandai a boomerang i assume
blackwlf: Murdercow
RealGamerCow: Do you need me to translate?
shdragon: Moo.
Alephred: That cow looks like a Cubone.
indy91: it is Moo walking
Alness49: Time to russel!
MagisterMystax: You're a cowboy, that means it's yours
Amentur: coxMoozy
Rockario: That cow is his own bull
TheOtherTrevor: ride it?
wildpeaks: suddendly, zoo race
tim19862: lrrCOW
Boi_Ginny: Is this my cow?
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun Who's cow is this anyway?
Foxmar320: O_o
Skyboss1996: That's an Ibex
kinkerbelle: They're just shooting. And nobody is reacting.
Zanaide: The deer have come for revenge!
Juliamon: Ragnarakk I think you mean Who's Bovine Is This Anyway
TSSaloic_: OWLHou are here
TXC2: random Ibex OK
noSmokeFire: are they shooting the goat?
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT
TSSaloic_: OWLHOU are here.
keesonman: lolol
caulderjof: It really seemed like that walk ram was the one shooting at you.
Skyboss1996: Why is there an IBedx?
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: Dork sided
Nirvana___: The bullet fire is just providing tempo for church dancing lady.
caulderjof: that wild ram*
Nightvalien28: attack lrrGOAT
TimeToFry: lrrGOAT
wildpeaks: demon worshipper for sure
NexusVoxx: lewd
tim19862: katesLol
TheAinMAP: katesRip lrrGOAT
Solipsody: So this is the original game-jam version of Red Dead?
Creideiki_SE: Nooo, goat friend! lrrGOAT
TSSaloic_: Food times!
Rhynerd: By the demon?
TehAmelie: devil goats gotta die
Saunabath: lrrGOAT
keesonman: HE WONT DIE lol
red_shoes_jeff: F
Xafty: F
U_Dude: F
NexusVoxx: yer leg's acting up
TimeToFry: F
Foxmar320: F
DiscordianTokkan: F
thalanir: F
Izandai: F
tim19862: F
keesonman: F for respect
thirdtimecharmed: F
Sortaz: F
Hot_Leather_Daddy: F
ShadeofHades: F
Aenir798: F
kinkerbelle: F
Tempest2097: F
Wintermelon100: F
Boi_Ginny: F
Trett_Turaney: F
WetPaperSack: F
thenb44: F
Skyboss1996: F
keesonman: F
CraziestOwl: lrrGOAT
countz3r0: make a nice jacket out of him
Eklinaar: lrrEFF
Thatwasademo: F
PixelArtDragon: F
jingitaxias_: roo7
ekimekim: lrrEFF
Juliamon: F
aClonedPickle: lrrEFF
Questhere: F
TheMoatman: F
djalternative: F
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
DrWreckage: You need to find the 20 other prisoners to find the treasure
BloodnBullets: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:55.
flatluigi: chomp
TheOtherTrevor: what is going on with his jaw
PyreDynasty: Oh F!
radioshackraider: F
MatthewDennisMTG: F
Aarek: F
samuraitiger19: F
TSSaloic_: F
thundershot879: F
ajthesatyr: F that guy
wildpeaks: game is commenting "F this thing, I'm out"
Aceshadow132: F this man
nattsan: Bones and all
indy91: and you pay respect by taking all his things
angryoptimist: Read Dead Redemption? This is Red Dead Redemption, right? Kappa
Alephred: Yeah, F that guy.
CraziestOwl: F
Williamjr3413: f
Ragnarakk: F to bite
TSSaloic_: 1200 Uncooked Calories!
Insaif: F
caulderjof: 1200 calories is very little for a whole goat.
BloodnBullets: damn i missed a whole 40min of garbage!
WetPaperSack: So would a ram with a bullet hole be a memory leak?
blackwlf: If you fall off a goat, you have to get back up, and eat that goat.
anemzero: You F'd him up so he left
Foxmar320: Shes still dancing
DigitalSeahorse: Satan's God! Goat is demon magic! ...Also see Satan's God comic online, it's interestingly different
tim19862: katesLol katesNice
DiscordianTokkan: Casual cannibalism
accountmadeforants: That gal Fooreesa Night still dancin'
TXC2: shouldn;t that Ibex be like 10,000
noSmokeFire: what are those shadows doing
Kortanios: and he will cometh with an alpine ibex on the wrong continent and bringeth about the end of the world
Solipsody: Let's light a fire properly. In the middle of the road.
TehAmelie: i do love games where you skin and butcher animal corpses and loot human corpses with the same button. feels like the character might slip up one time. . .
kat2kool: @wetpapersack Well played sir
RockPusher: Throw another lrrGOAT on the barbie
Skyboss1996: oooooh
thirdtimecharmed: those shadows look like a selected area in photoshop
CleverCrumbish: I mean, you're a cowboy in the old west. You shouldn't even know what calories ARE, so it makes sense that you'd be wrong about how many are in a goat.
Skyboss1996: Wow that's a pain
Aenir798: add more wood
Eggmojii: Does anyone know if Alex heard that Tomato Way 3 is coming? If not, Hey Alex, that.
ritchards: reading the instructions explain the instructions
Aenir798: woo
Xafty: burn time shorter than food time
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CleverCrumbish: WHAT?
TheMoatman: Blasting... what, exactly?
Dr_fragenstien: good 'ol goat stew with nothing
Foxmar320: Construction?
ajthesatyr: Did you just double jump?
countz3r0: you can burn your food
TheElrad: I didn't know that Red Dead Redemption had this high a fidelity
djalternative: yay for no fall damage
Gekyouryuu: parkour!
Aceshadow132: Just ramp off a man
TXC2: LOTS of Construction going on up in Victoria
radioshackraider: @Eggmojii Why? Has the advertising the games have gotten on W+P really done that much for whoever makes it?
MikeLLunsford: you just parkour off that dude's bowler hat?
TSSaloic_: Cook your water.
TheMoatman: Man I can't believe this game crushed the Game Awards
cmdrud87: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
tastethebeams: I feel like we've exhausted this games content :P
angryoptimist: Hello from the VOD, chartinboy--I hope you're feeling at least slightly better!
TXC2: Banditos
FireRogue: dont for get to pote your water
Skyboss1996: It's his STAND
countz3r0: eat
CleverCrumbish: @radioshackraider Nah... Tomato Way is obviously a project of raw passion
Foxmar320: So many of them
TehAmelie: the "stand and deliver" stand
NexusVoxx: my stand: SIX BULLETS
blast__femur: Hol Horse, is that you?
Ragnarakk: If you take an outlaw... and invite him indoors... does he become an inlaw?
thirdtimecharmed: that is some incredible accuracy for 1890s weapons
Talin06: lucky for you they re using tracer rounds
Thatwasademo: oh yeah you might want to cook any water you have
grgriffin3: I haven't downloaded the new RDR2 update, but it looks....Different.
Skyboss1996: that's a lot of mans
Foxmar320: All with the same wipply head
ajthesatyr: Alex 'Deadeye' Garbagegmaeplaya
Thatwasademo: once you're done cooking your food
samuraitiger19: STand Name: Bullet for My Valentine
Beowulf_Bjornson: That is some great sound design lrrBEEJ
CleverCrumbish: @Ragnarakk Only if you also marry his sister
Skyboss1996: In any * other * way
jingitaxias_: stand: Big Iron
accountmadeforants: They have the parkour demon protecting them
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
wildpeaks: those eyes have seen things
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U_Dude: Are we the sheriff?
grgriffin3: It's the music video for One by Metallica!
ani_laurel: that poor man
tim19862: "I whip my head back and forth" lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: those eyes have seen beyond the veil
radioshackraider: Cleetus died motorboating a ghost
countz3r0: can you save the game?
plaidscientist: red dead redumbtion
samuraitiger19: @U_Dude No but we did shoot the deputy
Foxmar320: RIP horse frand
Mazrae: helllo hello
djalternative: F
red_shoes_jeff: F
CleverCrumbish: @U_Dude I haven't seen anyone else who's frozen in there while we're out here yet, so quite possibly
CrazymattCaptain: the building with the jail is the sheriffs
blinkey17: is this the Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge of Red Dead 2 xmas presents?
shdragon: Nuuuuuu
Boi_Ginny: RIP
DigitalSeahorse: F
plaidscientist: f
ani_laurel: F
PixelArtDragon: Hey, at least this had day one mounted combat, unlike Skyrim Kappa
grgriffin3: Ruined.
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
tim19862: katesRip nettyDead
TheMoatman: Wait, this game has levels?
Mushbie: funny how they aim for you and no one else
RavingPenguin: Red Dead Dedemption 2 looks amazing Kappa
Alephred: 'Retrieving Level Name', wow.
jadedcynic: !game
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ZachtlyAsIntended: Tomato and cherry?
MatthewDennisMTG: cherry...and tomato?
Aceshadow132: Red dead redumption
RealGamerCow: Is it "eat stuff from the Japan Crate before it goes stale" time?
NexusVoxx: cherry + tomato, but not a cherry tomato
Skyboss1996: Are we not sure its not "cherry tomato?
VoodontWoW: Blue Death Do-Over
FireRogue: next game?
TheElrad: Alex, can you show us the horse balls?
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tim19862: cherry tomatoes?
grgriffin3: "At last"? Were people clamoring for this combination?
rrtycoon2: Think it was a combo
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: hey guess what? ~45 weeks till Desert Bus.
DigitalSeahorse: bad idea for me it would be anyway, ...tomato and cherry?....or is it engrish for cherry tomato?
tim19862: weird
Skyboss1996: There's a strong "What the F uck" face
GenericHerooo: From like an hour ago. ^-^U
ReynardWrecca: That sounds bloody horrifying.
Nigouki: they genetically fused cherry and tomato in secret and use them only for this
Foxmar320: I kind of want to try those but at the same time NOPE
kinkerbelle: I think that covers it, yes.
Zotamedu: Did someone not know what a cherry tomato is?
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
bl1ghtn1n6: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:01.
Call_me_Kaye: Well, certainly is as advertised
brainbosh: Instructions said cherry tomatoes, instructions unlear
NexusVoxx: mmm mouth sounds
GenericHerooo: o/
Boi_Ginny: But why though?
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
VoodontWoW: What did Beej put in the tomatoes.
RealGamerCow: Who asked for that?
Solipsody: Sweet and sour, right?
DigitalSeahorse: so not cherry tomato typo :P
kinkerbelle: Okay, are they *good* though?
grgriffin3: Cherry, comma, and tomato.
wildpeaks: someone wanted an excuse to unleash a terrible
dr0ne00000: like tomacco?
Skyboss1996: we were hoping for translation issues
DiscordianTokkan: Chomato? Tomerry? Don Cherry?
RAICx: G'night TXC2
Skyboss1996: we got both
wildpeaks: *terrible pun
shdragon: I mean, Was this invented by someone who didn't know what a cherry tomato was
tastethebeams: @TXC2 katesWave katesHeart
shdragon: And instead they mixed them both
coolbond: ah a tomato cherry
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Gaham
Foxmar320: That man ded
tim19862: I feel like that was made because of misunderstanding what a cherry tomato is
MercurialVox: but is it Cherry & Cherry Tomato?
NexusVoxx: head on actoss to Jim's Tomato
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TXC2 bai
RockPusher: so someone saw Cherry Tomato somewhere and… misinterpreted it
DigitalSeahorse: nice!
countz3r0: Jim's got his own Town
Rockario: I'm getting anxious just thinking about a bowl of cherry tomatoes and cherries that you can't tell apart
Zotamedu: I would try them. I have a big jar of tomato marmalade in the fridge which is very good.
RealGamerCow: The STALKER skills coming in handy
ryuhimora: Crack shot, Alex
RatekStormcrow: That's some Old Shurehand shooting
margieargie: katesNice
WetPaperSack: Welcome to the Snip Show
countz3r0: Jim allows dating your horse in his town.
FurthestChunk55: do you think that this horse can ford the river
Tempest2097: Period firearms were never THAT accurate.
grgriffin3: Alex "deadeye" Steacy.
Dyllbert: Isn't this more of the Win45?
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Skyboss1996: Jim's town, much like the Republic of Dave
Tempest2097: I mean sometimes
Sharon_tatts: Is Alex playing low-rent PUBG?
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Steelwolf171: Technically both fruits but you wouldn't consider ketchup to be a smoothie
PyreDynasty: Depends on the period
margieargie: Oh, Jim's Tower, he's a wizard, right?
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun so hows the shooting?
shdragon: Quiggly Down Under begs to differ!
niivvy: mango1 lrrBEEJ mango3
accountmadeforants: Cherry: Tomato another Way
Probevoyages: @Dyllbert Win45 is my favorite OS
Skyboss1996: *NEIGH*
wildpeaks: a very stable horse too
ani_laurel: tbf, you aren't moving at all
DigitalSeahorse: accountmadeforants lol
ZachtlyAsIntended: Horse meat?
margieargie: Guess that's your horse now too?
wench_tacular: did the horse eat the corpses?
Aarek: whitworth rifles weren't that bad for accuracy
DigitalSeahorse: dual...nope
Anaerin: Dead Red's Revolvers?
grgriffin3: Colt Single-Action Army, I hope.
WetPaperSack: Ammunition quality would probably be as much to blame as weapon quality
NexusVoxx: one for each cheek
Crokoking: can you shoot yourself in the foot?
iSmartMan1: From what I understand, period guns were incredibly accurate, but they didn't have the proper optics at the time to make good use of the accuracy
FireRogue: SmarterEveryDay did an episode with those spiraly hex bullets that were super accurate
Mushbie: well its not THE dual revolver
Rockario: Is "Jim's Town" what we call Jamestown, because we're laidback cowboys?
anemzero: No, these are normal revolvers. You need Double Brand Revolvers
TehAmelie: me, an intellectual: Jamestown
grimpokemon: cheer200 First time watching a Watch+Play live! Love you guys lots
tim19862: frame perfect horse mount
Sharon_tatts: Why are the shadows shimmying?
kinkerbelle: The lever-action rifle is about as accurate as a modern arm, if you clean it right.
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wildpeaks: Top. Horse.
Skyboss1996: This horse only goes into 2nd
DiscordianTokkan: one (1) horse power
CleverCrumbish: @TehAmelie Please, James Town was my father, call me Jim.
kinkerbelle: (black powder fouling is such a thing tho)
MagisterMystax: Is Jim the founder, the mayor, or the only inhabitant?
TSSaloic_: The Horse Tour?
TehAmelie: haha
Zotamedu: What is this game? And more importantly, why is this game?
Skyboss1996: Its the same town
Aarek: @FireRogue I believe he was talking about Whitworth rifles
Foxmar320: Jim's Town looks like THE SAME town
RatekStormcrow: Werent the first horses tiny ?
GamesAndInk: Man, Red Dead Redemption 2 seems like it was overhyped.
ryuhimora: kill that ianist
drcanonball: no dancers tho
Rockario: @TehAmelie Them, a cowboy: Jim's Town Me, cool: J-burg
grgriffin3: To be fair, a lot of Western towns looked really similar.
PixelArtDragon: A convergent meta?
Alahmnat: the church is on the other end of town
tim19862: lrrSPOOP katesWa katesOw
MagisterMystax: Jim is a filthy plagiarist
Foxmar320: No dancing lady so strict downgrade
ImaUniqueUsername: A town-in-a-box?
angryoptimist: Disco Chapel
ani_laurel: that's what you get when you order towns from Sears
kamelion84: katesLol
SenseAmidstMadness: What is this, a church for horses?
JustNotAFox: @MagisterMystax not the only inhabitant, but everyone is named Jim
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NexusVoxx: horsechurch
TrueTransSoulAlesha: we've all seen a horse in a church. get out of here with that.
FurthestChunk55: oh yeah, is there any news on when we're going to see the Watch + Jam games on W+P?
TSSaloic_: Preacher Horsey!
Cepsys: bull in a china shop? try horse in a church
nattsan: Horses were a lot smaller and slower when he first met them. Then selective breeding happened.
GroutNASA: Sea Biscuit Johnson is RIGHT
DigitalSeahorse: same architect...same blueprints :P
NexusVoxx: oh dear
DiscordianTokkan: GOT THERE
Foxmar320: :D
accountmadeforants: We are all gathered here to see the Ford-Night wedding and you OBJECT?
silenceaux: You have ascended
WiredAbyss: sipsipDab
Baldrash: Here comes Alex, riding in on his high horse, trying to stop weddings.
kamelion84: lrrWOW
FireRogue: i wonder if shooter games will take advantage of RTX tech to implement weapon accuracy?
grgriffin3: SECRET TECH
Skyboss1996: STRATS
TheMoatman: Wait is this Source engine?
tim19862: lrrSPOOP katesWa katesOw katesLol katesNice
TheAinMAP: katesLol
SenseAmidstMadness: what
MagisterMystax: A S C E N S I O N
anemzero: I love the hoofprints on the wooden floor in the building
ajthesatyr: God had rejected you
blackwlf: Squidalla~ We are off!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehehhe
angryoptimist: ChapelSkip
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: NEIGH
ReynardWrecca: Strats'n'strats'n'strats'n'strats'n'strats...
Sharon_tatts: Please tell me the horse didn't join you!!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
tim19862: katesLol
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun hat game is this chaos?
ani_laurel: when God YEETS you from church
SalmirAeon: stop horsing around in the church
countz3r0: This Horse Objects
Foxmar320: Did we brick are horse
wench_tacular: you can't park your horse there
djalternative: we must find the sub ocean!
Dyllbert: Its a frame perfect trick, but it shaves seconds off the run
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korvys: G, did you see the thing about the same "neigh" being used in all movies?
kinkerbelle: can you shoot the bell?
Insaif: Go out and call the horse. I wanna know what happens.
Tempest2097: I would watch Preacher Ed.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Race me, Hannah, race me around the congregation!
tim19862: shoot the bell
Skyboss1996: *Slide whistle*
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Xafty: shoot the bell
NullColaShip: the good ol' equine elevator
RoeDent89: Shoot the bell
PixelArtDragon: And I though Skyrim had weird horse physics...
djalternative: Horses: the elevators of the wild west.
HesGotNoPants: I think your horse wants walkies
drcanonball: whistle the howrse
TheMoatman: Oh wait no elevator was Unreal 3
red_shoes_jeff: Okay, so you park your horse in the church, getoff in the northwest corner, and that unlocks the Sniper's Nest.
grgriffin3: The horse-elevator was a unique invention that soon fell by the wayside when the actual elevator was invented.
BloodnBullets: what happens when you call your horse now?
traveller800: @RoeDent89 what game are they playing?
TSSaloic_: The power of Christ compels me to rise to the roof.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's been almost 5 years since Zoo Race
WetPaperSack: Someone went the Bethesda school of coding horses
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scratchmonkey: quit horsin' around alex
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Skyboss1996: Some kind of deer ranch
Anaerin: That's a very Doom-sounding jump.
Zotamedu: Shiny!
tim19862: so weird
SuperSugarSloth: such salt
Tempest2097: Oiled up Muscle Deer.
literal_trashperson: so majestic
grgriffin3: Reindeer! They're flying! Really low to the ground!
iSmartMan1: Pre-taxidermied
SenseAmidstMadness: So shiny
Foxmar320: So shiny
Trett_Turaney: Their feet do not touch their shadows.
accountmadeforants: Butter the deer AFTER butchering them!
RoeDent89: Name escapes me, but it's bad Red Dead Redemption
ImaUniqueUsername: The horse elevator: the original definition of horseplay
djalternative: aim for center mass
Skyboss1996: and apparently they can't hear
Mushbie: or prancer the inflateable
TehAmelie: those are some sweaty deer
Solipsody: They're inflatable!
RoeDent89: O dear
blast__femur: their heads might not even have hitboxes
Astra7525: It's prancer, the Inflatable
Grescheks: they seem to be immune to headshots
TheMoatman: Graham is trying to ruin christmas
tim19862: lrrWOW so true
OKB_1: Do you mean a Christmas Asset Store pack?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Is every animal in this game potentially just made of latex?
blackwlf: Why are the deer so GLOSSY
NullColaShip: your rifle is more accurate at stupidly long distances than it is at point blank range
traveller800: butt stabbing...their one weakness
Tempest2097: 1000 calories for a deer?
RoeDent89: F U U D
Skyboss1996: We gon eat well
Tempest2097: That's it?
Boi_Ginny: Prancer the inflatable reindeer
ZachtlyAsIntended: You can only carry 200 lbs
HondoTrigger: cheer100 always great to see Alex on stream, can't wait to see the projects you've been working on my dude. Same goes to G, loved the latest G vlog :)
SenseAmidstMadness: Better go cook some meat
TheMoatman: I really meant with Killing rudolph not the later stuff
NexusVoxx: 2 deer per day diet
grgriffin3: 1000 cals for an entire deer seems low.
Lord_Hosk: thats how deer work
tim19862: LUL
Probevoyages: 2000 calorie diet = 2 deers a day
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TheMoatman: why did I capitalize killing
DiscordianTokkan: They died to stabbing because they were balloons
blast__femur: i. e., cowboy shit
kinkerbelle: You could also make yourself some *regular* cowboy shit?
samuraitiger19: The night Alex went crazy! The garbage made him insane!
WetPaperSack: Of course they're calorie-rich, did you not see the oil on them?
aesir_blade: Graham and/or Alex have you seen the Kenny Omega / Toby Fox thing?
Xafty: @Tempest2097 uncooked
TSSaloic_: It's almost a JJ Watt of Calories.
Skyboss1996: *Alex briefly explores new suit*
Foxmar320: wow
MagisterMystax: There's a snake in mah pants
togashinaruta: Find the red nose to end the curse
frankiepoo23: GARBAGE DAY
ImaUniqueUsername: They're glazed like donuts...
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
wench_tacular: i can now
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Hungry_hamst: Don't eat the plastic deers!
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countz3r0: that's hot.
ritchards: oh the sweating
shdragon: If the deer were that shiny, man, imagine the chaps you could make with those!
wildpeaks: I'm pretty sure that exists, yes :D
Tempest2097: @Xafty That's... that's not a lot of calories.
BtEtta: 100% that will exist.
HerpesTornado: I'm sure we wonbt have to imagine
Nightvalien28: I think I saw that on amazon
Tomasu82: interesting way to interpret rudolph. never saw it that way myself
grimpokemon: Wonder what Alex’s opinion on Judith is going to be for Highlander
frankiepoo23: Anybody seen that movie?
MitchTheQuaker: dont link but plz dm
Borgrim_: them being made of vinyl might be why they're only 1000cal
Thandres: just the chaps from assless chaps Kappa
tim19862: katesLol katesNice
plzpagedrtinycat: I feel like this was a cowboy game made my Alaskans.
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahha
flatluigi: latex spurs
adi_pie: Okay, I'll link it in the Mod slack then?
Skyboss1996: So much sweat
Driosenth: with the internet, you don't have to imagine
kais58: Hey, no kink shaming
Milambus: So... HBK?
kinkerbelle: All chaps are assless that's what makes them chaps.
Xafty: @Tempest2097 no, it isnt, but it might be more if we cook it
kinkerbelle: If they had an ass they'd be leather pants.
SkylerRingtail: They are the Trumpets of Random Events!
U_Dude: When AREN'T outlaws attacking?
Alahmnat: lol
Pteraspidomorphi: The roof?
TheMoatman: Oh yep first result
Foxmar320: On the roof?
angryoptimist: lrrSPOOP
SenseAmidstMadness: GOD is playing the piano
frankiepoo23: GARBAGE DAY!!!
Rockario: A grammaphone hidden under the floor?
adi_pie: Around. It's coming from around.
chesul: it's coming from the atmosphere.
DigitalSeahorse: no gramophone behind the bar?
the__spanish__inquisition: I think that indicates the brass section showed up
Anaerin: It's an musical area effect.
grgriffin3: lrrGOAT
Skyboss1996: That's just the truth
SenseAmidstMadness: Wow you pissed off that goat
mugsi_: It's the ghost of the pianist you killed
Creideiki_SE: Goat friend!
niivvy: mangoJabroni
kais58: Oh, that’s faie
TheMoatman: Goat fucked
frankiepoo23: Hey thats Ram abuse.
kais58: Fair
TheMoatman: Wait no that came out wrong
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun the music is being played by the ghost of latax rudolph
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT Nooo!
o0sk_ren0o: Rudolph is also a story about mob mentality and sucking up to leadership.
CleverCrumbish: lrrGOAT Is aggressive in the wild west, apparently
spiffinn: from the saloon, i thin stereo is switched
WetPaperSack: Get Ram Tough
Boiler_bot: Wow, cool. I love RDR2.
kinkerbelle: Oh boy that's a single action army for sure.
frankiepoo23: Ram Saimi
Foxmar320: WOW
Skyboss1996: I can't count my revolver shots, so I dump the whole thing
Probevoyages: this game uses too much ram
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
ani_laurel: That's an Ibex, on the priaires. They are from Asia
frankiepoo23: Gotteem
jingitaxias_: rooBlank
Lord_Hosk: LOL
Tempest2097: Tough fucking chicken
shdragon: I think that random shooting might be when the goat attacks an NPC and they try to shoot it
tim19862: OpieOP
PixelArtDragon: This is now a Zelda game
wildpeaks: the chicken who lives
RockPusher: fugiChicken gabyChicken danicaChicken
Anaerin: Bulletproof COCKerel!
SalmirAeon: the floating bullet mark
NullColaShip: bulletproof chicken
snake12341: Bullet proof chicken
Milambus: boo
TemporallyAwry: lrrCHKN
Foxmar320: I wanted more chickens to come and kill you
Tempest2097: Cuckoo rampage.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh... so chicken can withstand 2 bullets
red_shoes_jeff: Leave that chicken alone! You'll get swarmed!
RavingPenguin: If gun doesn't work, use more gun
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nigouki: so a deer is only 4 chickens
tim19862: lrrCHKN
Anaerin: Yay for Salmonella!
TheOtherTrevor: lrrCHKN
FurthestChunk55: I think the piano player is in the bar
ajthesatyr: That chicken did take a bullet
angryoptimist: RIP lrrCHKN
shdragon: The mission board is in the jail.
VoodontWoW: No chicken swarm. 1/10.
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grgriffin3: One chicken is worth 1/4 as many calories as an ENTIRE DEER?
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Jbeckfox: @LoadingReadyRun is the ravnica dice friends next week?
Dared00: uwu what's this, pardner
TheElrad: hey, the revolver has the real life accuracy
SuperSugarSloth: katesChicken
RoeDent89: Puts a new meaning to winner winner chicken dinner
CrazymattCaptain: in the jail
blast__femur: now you can make a delicious chicken, elk, creekwater stew
Foxmar320: LOL the horse poking out the window
7gorobei: was he wearing a poulet proof vest?
Dr_fragenstien: it might be in the jail?
TheMoatman: Oh no I'm sorry, it was the mission *bored*
grgriffin3: Hey! tHere's lots to do! you can shoot, and you can....Glitch.....
Skyboss1996: BEAR
frankiepoo23: BEARS!
SalmirAeon: Nic Cage in a Bear suit
TehAmelie: Bear Simulator crossover!
CrazymattCaptain: the sheriffs office has the jail
DiscordianTokkan: It's a desperado bear!
ani_laurel: you just made it mad
Crad0k: that is a *tiny* bear
Frankenfruity: Wasn't that the "Need Help Hanging" sign?
Stoffern: Are we doing an Adam?
Alness49: El Padre Bear!
Grescheks: the bear attacked, with his own fanfare announcing it
Rantling: In the Jail
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "hmmmm we'll never be on the cover of Guns n Ammoooo"
TrueTransSoulAlesha: el bearo gigante
traveller800: and he shoves an entire bear up his butt
Laogeodritt: The "wild" west, where nothing happens?
flatluigi: it was where the sign with the noose Alex joked about
FurthestChunk55: bears are 2.5 deers
DystarPlays: 1 bear is 2.5 deer
snake12341: Just in the middle of a fight, eat an entire chicken
CleverCrumbish: Excellent "outrunning a bear" simulation of a thing any human can do
Rantling: Mission board in the jail
Dyllbert: So one bear is s.5 dear
margieargie: It's an outlaw bear! Check to see if it has a bounty on it!
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh, 2500 calories. That bear is one days worth of food.
Borgrim_: everjane, west edition
Skyboss1996: so one bear, is 2 ish deer
TSSaloic_: 1 Bear = 2.5 Deer.
frankiepoo23: Wait, how the hell is that bear kicking ur ass? its only a 2/2
Foxmar320: Horse frand!
angryoptimist: Just stuffing a whole bear in your pockets...
TehAmelie: an entire bear only provides a day's supply of calories :x
coolbond: a bear does NOT DIE THAT EASILY!
Swamplor: "Woe is me, I am slain!" -That Bear
Tempest2097: HORSEWARD HO
RavingPenguin: Norse
Xafty: @coolbond you shoot a bear in the brain, it does
Stoffern: norsenorsenorse
red_shoes_jeff: Norse by Norsewest!
PixelArtDragon: Horse by Horsewest?
Probevoyages: Hunting in this game is less efficient than Oregon Trail
grgriffin3: North to Alaska! Or the sub-ocean!
itsrileypm1: I am now carrying a bear, 4 deers, a chicken, and a rabbit.....i need help
TheElrad: Graham, I'm sure you're going to look more dignified when you're being hunted with a man with a gun :P
FurthestChunk55: uh G you're asking Alex to ford a lake
Crad0k: like, a grown bear should be about the size of you when on all fours
OKB_1: Fainting Bear is my native American movie name
SpacePotato01: put it in second horse gear
Foxmar320: Horse has had a rough day ok
RoeDent89: Can you feed the horse?
wench_tacular: its had a bad day
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Boiler_bot: Can you shoot your horse in the head?
BleedingToast: hello lrrHEART
VoodontWoW: Press F to pay horsepect.
DystarPlays: you have a lame game
countz3r0: maybe cause you're carrying 1000lbs of meat?
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuu
Skyboss1996: horse knows what you're trying to do
wildpeaks: no, horse has a lame human
DirectorStephanie: May I ask what flavour of trash this is?
grgriffin3: You have a Bad Horse.
OrionPax21: Horse.exe has stopped responding.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Barely A Horse (tm)
Driosenth: was 'Q' to go faster?
Crad0k: "select your gune, now select your horse"
FurthestChunk55: can we ford the lake
flatluigi: you don't sell it for glue
TSSaloic_: 1 Rabbit = 1/4 Deer = 1/3 Bear. So 12 Rabbits to a Bear.
Jadenim: Do you have encumbered early from carrying a BEAR!
kinkerbelle: This is RDR-flavored trash.
SpacePotato01: This horse has a bad grade. It's a C-horse.
Anaerin: I think they're stuck on geometry.
SenseAmidstMadness: Remember: If you touch the wrong horse, every NPC in this game will immediately aggro on you
eaglestorm213: Wow RDR2 on low looks awful.
someone_evil: I think you can run faster than this
traveller800: suddenly...SPACE ALIENS
Borgrim_: this is my gun, this is my horse
TrueTransSoulAlesha: you walk faster than your horse
Foxmar320: Free horse!
accountmadeforants: I like how all the horses have saddles already
Lord_Hosk: You are way faster without the horse
kinkerbelle: I want you to turn around and *see* the brass section.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Crad0k No. I... I don't want to!
VoodontWoW: Low-tier horses. SO sad.
Laserbeaks_Fury: C'mon let's head the off at the pass!
DirectorStephanie: There’s no Colin or Ryan, so I refuse to call that a hoedown.
Skyboss1996: persisttant eh?
traveller800: Its almost like adam STOLE THEIR HORSE
Ukon_vasara: ooh is this that Red Dead Redemption ive been hearing about ?
Zotamedu: Rude
Foxmar320: :(
DigitalSeahorse: The ol' grey mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to .....F
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electroswagnetism: They have a lot of bullets for random dudes in the wild west
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DrWreckage: How about new game?
snake12341: Rip
AshBurnem: Wasted
Jadenim: @kinkerbelle that would be great for a comedy game
Lord_Hosk: You... are dead, d e d dead
Solipsody: This game is awful.
Skyboss1996: Jim's town. The Republic of Dave
Anubis169: electroswagnetism: I still love your nick
Swamplor: tbf, horses *can* swim
o0sk_ren0o: Jim Jameson, Aka Jimmy James
grgriffin3: You are (Red) Dead.
frankiepoo23: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie I love ur name. You got it from the ucrapshot bracket stream right?
Super_Pickle101: Budget red dead
VoodontWoW: Just south of Bobsdale.
tastethebeams: I feel like we've exhausted this games trash :P
Foxmar320: Dollar store Red Dead is not great
snake12341: This is red dead redemption 3
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angryoptimist: FamousYoutuberstown.
timiam: Did I just walk into Red Shit Redemption
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rum Dumb Consumption
Zotamedu: Does the game have any redeeming features?
WetPaperSack: @VoodontWoW Is that near Stevesville?
VoodontWoW: East of Dereksburg.
Skyboss1996: Red Dead 3 Alpha 0.01
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer nay
Frankenfruity: It's still infinitely more functional than 99% of W+P games... but it's boring AF
DirectorStephanie: @timiam it seems, yes
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @frankiepoo23 yeah, thanks :D
Crad0k: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie lrrAWESOME
snake12341: I finally know what this game is called. Red Dead Redemption 0.5
frankiepoo23: lol
MaybeTara: Wow that is a hell of a UI
traveller800: ITS SUPER BEAR
Foxmar320: WOW that bear is turpoing
Anaerin: You had problems with us working 100-hour weeks to work on RDR2? Here's RDR3, we made it in 10 minutes.
BrindleBoar: oh lawd he comin
wildpeaks: oh lord he cometh
TrueTransSoulAlesha: that's accurate honestly
Skyboss1996: Bears are suprisingly fast
larix_laricina: The game may not be great, but I'm loving the scenery.
Grescheks: bears are fast
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caulderjof: Honestly that's realistic. Bears are super fast.
U_Dude: Bears are very fast
HerpesTornado: Faster
KodeMage: oh yeah
Brok3nGol3m: I just finished marathoning The Terror and this bear is giving me flashbacks
spiffinn: yes
DiscordianTokkan: A charging bear is literally faster than a horse
grgriffin3: Bears: The cheetahs of the Old West.
kinkerbelle: Yes.
wench_tacular: he hit you, now he's running at you
TrueTransSoulAlesha: bears can nyoom
Nightvalien28: they are
KodeMage: charging bear 30 mph
Skyboss1996: OH LAWD
nattsan: Bears are very fast
killing_thyme: grizzlies can run 35 miles an hour
Talin06: yes
ani_laurel: bears can be very fast
KodeMage: horse similar
Rujasu: Bears are pretty fast
VoodontWoW: He just wants you to get an Oscar!
DirectorStephanie: Yes
RavingPenguin: Charging bear moves in excess of 30mph
BrindleBoar: YES
DigitalSeahorse: this is why they tell you not to run away from a bear, play dead
tim19862: LUL
koizom: #bearfacts ?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun Super bear: faster then a speeding adam on horsebck
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well that was a grizzly death
Foxmar320: Go mess em up bear!
wildpeaks: goodbye ?
RoeDent89: Aww
aClonedPickle: *poof*
Thatwasademo: goodbye bear?
Grescheks: bear despawned
KodeMage: did those guys just die?
ryuhimora: gone
BlueMechanic: A bear can run faster than a man, it can run faster than a horse. It can ride a horse. They're the jockeys of the animal kingdom
grgriffin3: Well that was dissappointing.
TrueTransSoulAlesha: that bear is gone
jingitaxias_: it was a ghost bear
coolbond: bears are fast motherfuckers
CodeGorilla: Demon bear!
snake12341: Magic Bear
CleverCrumbish: I love how you could outrun the bear on foot, but it can keep pace with the horse
PixelArtDragon: Did the bear despawn there?
Skyboss1996: come on skyrim horse
indy91: always bring a bear to a gunfight
Blade_Tiger: Why is everything so grey? Is this some kind of post-meteor-impact-event?
wench_tacular: skyrim the hell out of it
ThorOfKenya: This Red Dead DLC looks insane
flapjacksofwar: Bears are hecking quick
Crad0k: horses are suuuuuuper fragile too
Milambus: "A bear can run 50 yards in 3 seconds, or up to 40 mph, faster than a race horse for short distances, and faster than any human, uphill or downhill. "
DigitalSeahorse: playing dead probably doesn't work here
zerg539: charging grizzly bears are faster than horses
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U_Dude: When did they suddenly learn to aim?
Phailhammer: At least you only proced the grizzly, and not the panda and polar bear as well. lrrBEEJ
Skyboss1996: "pin point accuracy at any range" *Ding*
MistaFuzzy: whats this game?
wildpeaks: maybe we're near a brain scortcher and they're all hallucinations
Neojetangel: should have dropped the picnic basket
Hingadora: ♪ Like a latex cowboy ♫ Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know ♪ And offers comin' over the phone ♫
drcanonball: i have a feeling that the map continues in that direction
TehAmelie: ah, Jim's Town, home of the
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
WetPaperSack: Bears - not even once
KodeMage: damn right don't fuck opr fuck with bearzs
PMAvers: Unless the bear is consenting.
blackwlf: Unless it's consensual.
HerpesTornado: Don't kinkshame me
Skyboss1996: Also _ don't fuck bears
Nigouki: i like how Graham automatically filtered out imperial units
Anaerin: DigitalSeahorse: I don't know, if you start blasting Bjork and David Arnold at bears, it's certainly distract them.
TrueTransSoulAlesha: there's videos of bears keeping up with cars
Frankenfruity: I would never have guessed that... horses can fucking go
TrueTransSoulAlesha: it's terrifying
ryuhimora: Lesbian Bear Storm
Angnor33: Don't Fuck With Bears is good life advice.
Milambus: I think thats how we get Carebears
nattsan: Unless its a human bear.
Jake_the_guy: but i like fuzzy men
djalternative: But bears are some of the best people to fuck
Ukon_vasara: hey, bears need love too
Talin06: you should see ho fast hippos can run
EricTheOrange: Don't kinkshame me Alex
KodeMage: @ryuhimora Yes!
frankiepoo23: @LoadingReadyRun HEY!
brainbosh: Insert pic from Golden Kamuy here
shdragon: Bears are big and fast and mean.
wildpeaks: or on a bear skin
Alness49: Unless the bear consents
Inquisitor_Xian: or do fuck long as its the human kind
walkwithoutrhythm: Hey, according to McAfee it would be consensual
Nightvalien28: a bear weights 400 pounds, it has claws and teeth, if a man manages to fuck a bear he deserves it
coolbond: Dear DR LRR Bears are also too stupid to die
Solipsody: Remember, black bears are cowards. Brown bears will mess you up. Keep that in mind and you'll be okay.
Borgrim_: Bears don't have flying tho
Hingadora: Yeah, bears are scary. o.o
frankiepoo23: @LoadingReadyRun NO BEAR FUCKING SHAMING. NOT EVEN ONCE
ZachtlyAsIntended: Grahm! The wielder of Bearforce One didn't know bears are terrifying?
drcanonball: beear inc
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie *chef's kiss dot jrpg*
Insaif: "Bear f***er, do you need assistance?!"
Gizmoloid: Bears are also terrifyingly fast tree climbers.
U_Dude: Moose scare me more than bears do tbh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we take pictures of the bear? It's a real Kodiak Moment. Kappa
Hot_Leather_Daddy: bears are people too~
Zotamedu: But bears look so huggable
TheMoatman: Depends on the bear
CleverCrumbish: Look, I'm not attracted to a lot of bears, but occasionally the right guy comes along...
Skyboss1996: Ya'll know there's a difference between bears and *bears* so just keep your head on straight
TheMoatman: Grizzlies will fuck you up
caulderjof: Black bears avoid people.
RavingPenguin: Heres a bear keeping pace with a car
TrueTransSoulAlesha: what about bear furries
djalternative: bears are a great part of the gay community. Don't tell people to not interact with them.
AdmiralMemo: @Frankenfruity Easy on the caps
Jake_the_guy: food is usually the reason i hear
coolbond: NOPE
drcanonball: pandas are the chill ones
ZachtlyAsIntended: @U_Dude Moose are shockingly terrifying
Milambus: "Running away will only encourage the bear to chase you."
TheMoatman: Black bears are basically big dogs
mjollnyr_: @nightvalien28 No! do not channel John Mcafee!
cheetoJack: yogi bears are the chill ones
KodeMage: there are multiple bear attacks each year but not like dozens
ani_laurel: very rare and usually provoked
VeinNetwork: Hey! Fucking a bear actually worked out in a show I've been watching on Netflix!
WetPaperSack: 16 times a year on Sundays, more if they make the playoffs
killing_thyme: Grizzlies will just kill you
Nightvalien28: mjollnyr_ too late
DigitalSeahorse: Don't fuck Bear Back :P stay safer with protection! theonl45Heart
Taveena: Brown and Black bears are pretty chill, Polar Bears and Sun Bears are fuckin' murder machines
grgriffin3: Black bears are "chill". Grizzlies will MESS YOU THE FUCK UP.
Neojetangel: I'm sure that you being food is a good reason for them
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HondoTrigger: the first bear attack in my state in like 150 years happened when a kid tried to take a selfie with the bear and it ate him
caulderjof: Grizzly bears hate your face, and think the answer to it is to kill you for having it.
TheMoatman: That's wrong but it's the best analogy I know
LetsConsider: @hot_leather_daddy is your name about how attractive you are, or if you’re overheating?
Skyboss1996: Grizzly bears? DONT
drcanonball: PANDAS
sweg_leaps: Ya'll should check out Bear-izona. It's a park full of bears in Arizona
Frankenfruity: @AdmiralMemo Huh? what caps?
vinvis_: Is this RDR2?
kat2kool: Grizzlies are filled with hate
Hot_Leather_Daddy: sure
StephenJM81: Black bears are fairly chill - I crossed paths with one with her cubs when I was hiking one time
red_shoes_jeff: Sounds right
aClonedPickle: selfies are deadly
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Pandas are doing everything they can to not exist anymore
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AdmiralMemo: @Frankenfruity Sorry, wrong tag.
Dyllbert: Cull the gene pool
PixelArtDragon: To be fair, I would do the same...
HesGotNoPants: I looked it up @loadingreadyrun horse run speed is 25-30mph, bear charge speed is 34mph
AdmiralMemo: @Frankenfruity I meant @frankiepoo23
godort: always ask the bear for permission before you take a selfie
Vampiricsloth: those ole 2/2 bears can kill you eventually :P
ani_laurel: stay away from cubs. Even on horseback stay away. You cannot outrun an angry momma
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun bears are very self concious of their online image
CleverCrumbish: @Taveena That seems... inadvisable for Sun bears. Like I believe it could kill me no problem, but in general aren't they the tiny weird-shaped bears?
Mazrae: how is everyone doing today?
Solipsody: Smartphones cause bears.
SpacePotato01: 'you smell like fish' is probably considered a valid reason for a bear attempting to eat you, by the bear unions
Insaif: So what happens if you call your horse now?
Angnor33: Look, if you try to take a selfie with a bear, I gotta say anything the bear does is fair game.
Aceshadow132: i too would eat someone who took a selfie with me
Dyllbert: Like it sucks that he got eaten, but people need to not be so stupid
TSSaloic_: Smartphones make bears angry.
TheElrad: so the bear got a meal and a new iPhone? nice Apple deal
Hingadora: So, fun story? We had a big ol' bear walk up the street in front of my house two years back. Neighbors ran out to get a picture from ten feet away, because inside wasn't close enough, apparently.
aussz: The way things have been going these days, that's "bearly" news...
Zotamedu: Polar bears is one of very few animals that will actually hunt humans for food. You need to be armed at all times in areas with polar bears.
Borgrim_: there are polar / grizzly hybrids now apparently
DigitalSeahorse: the lesson is to always carry dead meat or other distracting snacks
Nigouki: I'd blame social media instead, smartphones are just a tool, they don't define their own use
ulifernando01: Isn't your reaction to seeing a bear away as fast as you can in the opposite direction?
grgriffin3: Bears just want today's youth to enjoy the moment and not get lost in their technology!
kinkerbelle: "dead meat" aka meat
Lord_Hosk: Its the technology that is to blame for the dumb things my children do when I am ignoring them, its not my fault.
Aceshadow132: ah yes, the pizzly bear
tim19862: katesLol
Frankenfruity: @AdmiralMemo Oh, no worries :) I thought I didn't notice caps lock being on :)
flapjacksofwar: People do lots of dumb stuff for selfies
Foxmar320: whoa
TheMoatman: Okay that looked cool
DigitalSeahorse: that will only smell tasty when opened
tim19862: woah
CobaltShurikenReborn: am bear. can confirm.
Skyboss1996: SUDDEN CLOUDS
SkylerRingtail: God is displeased!
shdragon: Wow hose glouds.
Angnor33: @Borgrim_ Yes! Which is both very cool and very very sad.
drcanonball: call horse
djalternative: You've got to pay $20 bucks if you want to get a proper picture with a bear
AdmiralMemo: @Frankenfruity It wasn't. That was my bad.
ryuhimora: Dynamic Skybox!
indy91: they find all these people wanting to take pictures with them overbearing
tim19862: katesWa SantaHat katesOw SantaHat
DiscordianTokkan: @Borgrim_ Grolar bears are indeed a thing. Or Pizzlt depending on what the mom was
caulderjof: Polar bears will actually stop to smell your clothing, if you take it off piece by piece. So you can avoid being eaten by a polar bear by freezing to death.
sweg_leaps: OPEN THE HEAVENS!!!!!
margieargie: Did you find an Oblivion Gate?
Foxmar320: I hear water but see nothing
Aarek: Ghost riders in the sky?
wildpeaks: oh good, we must be near an Oblivion gate
DiscordianTokkan: *pizzly
TheMoatman: When I was a hiking trip as a teenager we only saw one bear, which is apparently pretty uncommon despite the "thar be bears" signs. It was a blonde black bear
Solipsody: I think this entire game plateaus.
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Gekyouryuu: I just saw Alex's tweet about Judith, and HOO BOY!
coolbond: Dear DR LRR Bears are also too stupid to die, it take a lot of punishment to bring down a bear not even a bullet to the brain is enough unless you hit the right spot
Driosenth: Once on the flat plane, call your horse
flapjacksofwar: Suddenly Daedra
ZachtlyAsIntended: Do the locomotion with me
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun maybe they don;t like their photo';s taken cause they;re overbearing?
wench_tacular: world bigger than expected
tim19862: why the rain sound?
djalternative: can you call the horse here?
bl1ghtn1n6: Try calling the horse
TheMoatman: It just sorta stood about a hundred feet or so away from our campsite for a minute or two and then wandered off
tim19862: invisible rain
Skyboss1996: To be fair, at least rain sound is not annoying
BloodnBullets: it is a nice rain sound
Aceshadow132: is there a max range to horse calling?
vinvis_: great, now i need to pee...
tim19862: WEEE
ani_laurel: I've sen half a dozen bears. Mostly in banff and Waterton. You learn how to respect them
Rockario: "Okay, good start, you have two different sky-boxes for rain and shine. And you even have a way to interpolate between them. Next, lets try to make the weather not just jump from one to the other."
Alahmnat: it's just not coming across on camera
Neojetangel: this game sort of looks like oblivion with the setting on low I guess
ryuhimora: big map, small gameplay
shdragon: Yeah, there's a map label over there
NathanLonghair: It honestly feels like effort was put into this..
FireRogue: can you outrun the bear if you b-hop?
caulderjof: Can you call your horse?
drcanonball: oh god no
TSSaloic_: Big map, nothing there.
cheetoJack: we can't tell because its montana
margieargie: Can you bring up a full map?
ulifernando01: The sub train is going strong today
Foxmar320: Wow yeah
tim19862: lrrWOW
Frankenfruity: I would buy this game, if that were true. Just for the effort
Milambus: and he gonna shot you
HesGotNoPants: it's raining so hard it looks like a blank sheet
Vampiricsloth: there, was a guy over there :P
Dyllbert: He thought you wouldn't come here, but look who is laughing now!
Solipsody: This is maybe the most work someone ever put into a game this pointlessly bad.
TheMoatman: Can you call your horse from this side of the mountain?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun watch out for bear-thulu
MaybeTara: why Graham
t3h_f1gm3nt: G PLS
TheMoatman: No you just steal it from the toilet?
Foxmar320: Wow
FireRogue: theres a villie!
Rockario: Wow, the mini-map is really getting me with the Mountain/valley illusion
tim19862: katesWa katesOw lrrSPOOP lrrWOW
TheMoatman: *.
Alness49: You say "Recreation of Montana" as though that's a point in it's favour
Feminine_Desires: test
djalternative: Watch them go south enough to find the border to Mexico
Feminine_Desires: OH hey
TheOtherTrevor: If this is anything like fallout, you've taken an unintented route too early in the game and are about to be killed by deathclaws
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
Laogeodritt: And in the midst of trying to find the sub-ocean, Alex and Graham accidentally come across actual content? (Probably not.)
RockPusher: Somebody be stealing muh turds!!!
Feminine_Desires: I'm a power clipper now :D
Anaerin: You have to get it from inside them, otherwise you're just a foecal bandit.
grgriffin3: Sometimes the inside thoughts become outside thoughts without warning.
ImaUniqueUsername: Hey where'd the warning brass band go?
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drcanonball: call howrse
TSSaloic_: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
CleverCrumbish: Watch this game be procedurally generated and just keeps making the same vaguely bad towns and midwestern countryside forever
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: man I have such a bad night when my turds are burgle'd
Gekyouryuu: oh, do we have any word on when LRR spoiler?
scratchmonkey: do they all have wheels of cheese?
caulderjof: Huh, is there a Being-Drunk mechanic?
Skyboss1996: Chesterville?
DiscordianTokkan: Monster ville?
WetPaperSack: Wait, who carries a canteen of non-potable water?
Anaerin: Shysterville.
BrindleBoar: Lesterville
mister_foxhound: Good evening, Graham, Alex, chat!
AdmiralMemo: @Erudite_Cynic Good luck, if you're actually interested in the job.
ani_laurel: Nesterville
TSSaloic_: Chesterville?
mugsi_: Besterville!
Rockario: Westchesterville
Trett_Turaney: Besterville
traveller800: Nesterville
Solipsody: Roll to see if you're getting drunk!
TehAmelie: Vinchestertonville
anemzero: Chesterville, just south of Chesterfield.
DigitalSeahorse: Busterville
traveller800: TEETH
TheMoatman: Westerville
AshBurnem: And Clyde.
Swamplor: Why are these dudes carrying non-potable water?
Sannindi: Besterville!
SenseAmidstMadness: Worcesterville
countz3r0: pls not Molesterville
rendelnep: hmm brb lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO purely coincidental
thirsty_kitteh: Foresterville
TheMoatman: Foresterville?
TSSaloic_: Desterville/
call_me_Aras: Villaville
Ukon_vasara: chesterville was my guess before spelling just wasnt happenening for me
thenb44: foresterville
azlan121: houd of the assblastervolles?
flapjacksofwar: Lesterville?
Aceshadow132: Weskerville
Trett_Turaney: Foresterville?
Gnuttor: HI @mister_foxhound
Cinntoastmin: foresterville
TubeAlloy: in fairness for watch and play this actually isn't thaaaat terrible, it's just a really really bad long dark rip off
Borgrim_: Worcestersherville
Solipsody: Worchesterville~
Zappeljakob: Cruelladeville?
SpacePotato01: assetmissingforesterville
Aceshadow132: Whoresterville
DystarPlays: Yeah, no like Jim's Town, that's a classic
ani_laurel: it just keeps going
TSSaloic_: Forresterville?
TehAmelie: Worchestershireville
CleverCrumbish: @WetPaperSack I, for one, always carry a canteen of non-potable water just so that the player character who inevitably kills me is rendered slightly annoyed.
Erudite_Cynic: @admiralmemo thanks its my ideal position
HesGotNoPants: if someone could magicly steal my poop, so I never have to poop again, I'd pay for their services. like especially during diarrhea
Skyboss1996: Roach?
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Skyboss1996: Roach!
SenseAmidstMadness: Yep
MaybeTara: yeah the Witcher
grgriffin3: Witcher, yeah.
Aziraphalesshop: Shartlesville is a real place in PA
AdmiralMemo: @Erudite_Cynic Good luck then
kinkerbelle: I don't mean to be insulting, but... The Long Dark also lacked significant amounts of gameplay.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Assassin's Creed too
RatekStormcrow: ROACH
flouncy_magooo: This is the Red Dead Redemption 2 of video games
adi_pie: Witcher and Shadow of the Colossus too
lifecharacter: Roach is a demon
Keab42: !uptime
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accountmadeforants: That's the Witcher, yeah
wildpeaks: KCD does that too
Anaerin: Dragon Age Inquisition does that, too.
AdmiralMemo: That's how GTA works with cars
WetPaperSack: @CleverCrumbish Seems like a strange plan, but whatever floats your boat
Boiler_bot: MGSV too
ParanoidRabbit: I would've loved it if the horse just fell from the sky
BtEtta: Ocarina did that.
Foxmar320: Yeah Assassin's Creed does that
Nightvalien28: roach spawns on top of a building
TheMoatman: You just whistle for your car and it drives to you
godort: that's what OoT did too
grgriffin3: Dragon Age Inquisition did something similar, too.
Talin06: good games do that
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: Assassin's Creed Odyssey does that
Thatwasademo: look, they built the town from blueprints
flapjacksofwar: Place of Power... Gottabe
FurthestChunk55: !discord
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Neojetangel: The Witcher/SotC
traveller800: Welcome to foresterville...home of MST3K
Skyboss1996: MOOOO
AdmiralMemo: The pro strats for GTAV is to call your mechanic, and then look away from where you want it to spawn
CleverCrumbish: @WetPaperSack It's all about what you think you can get away with. Take little victories when you can.
Kortanios: Dragon Age Inquisition also did that
brainbosh: Game fun, story shit, unfortunately a common thing.
NapalmSideburns: It doesn't have a cow
thundershot879: did the lrr discord just break for anyone else?
HesGotNoPants: cattle rustler
H_Moonlight: Yeah Roach in TW3 has teleportation powers
PyreDynasty: Hey, have you seen my cow?
U_Dude: One whole cow, 2000 calories...hmmm...
MagisterMystax: Cows are herbivores, so obviously they never hurt anyone
SpacePotato01: just vore the cows, for max calories
Ukon_vasara: did you just get 2000 uncooked steaks?
Anaerin: I love the way you got that "1 Cowhide Hide".
sir_jack_DB: cowhide hide
evolirium: it also worked with epona in zelda
margieargie: Extremely cool, like real cattle VERY MUCH AREN'T.
Neojetangel: Mad Max was a lot of fun and such good weather effects
kinkerbelle: discord itself just broke for me
adi_pie: @thundershot879 yep
Rockario: It's a domesticated animal, those don't attack people lrrBEEJ
Keab42: Oh. This is Blue Dead Redemption
DigitalSeahorse: lots of places to....hide
ani_laurel: Is it the 1870 Despacito
Icelight: 2000 calories from an entire cow?
Pangogie: Wow.
Thatwasademo: cowhide hide
Anaerin: 75 cents per calorie.
Pangogie: 75c and a float error.
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't you eat a cow a day?
SkylerRingtail: Ah, floating point precision strikes again
Zotamedu: You can sell your non potable water?
Mazrae: i thought that the blue on the map was a body of water and i was wondering if it was pointing at the town but i realized that it was the player icon in which they are looking
ryuhimora: 3000 calories is .75????
Lord_Hosk: is it worth more cooked?
grgriffin3: Run to the Hills! Run for your life!
EvilBadman: You can make your horse teleport in the Breath of the Wild with a DLC item.
SenseAmidstMadness: COPS
MercurialVox: 75 cents and a floating point
Thatwasademo: ah yes, floating point currency instead of just storing an integer number of cents
mugsi_: Wait, are those consumed calories?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun those home of gozmonic institute, graham?
kamelion84: katesLol
EricTheOrange: time to steal a horse
SleepyDeveloper: inb4 it rains horses
HesGotNoPants: @icelight fatty cow
ryuhimora: also why are they using floating point and not integer for money?
someone_evil: Ed, Edd and Eddy, anyone?
Foxmar320: One day horse frand will just appear
anemzero: This game certainly is.. trying.
embyrr922: duDudu ?
DrWreckage: It feels like new game time to me, but I'm not your real dad.
ZachtlyAsIntended: are we looking for the edge of the map?
ani_laurel: I bet the horse is walking to you
kinkerbelle: Okay but that bit of rain-going-away was nontrivial mixing. Good job, game.
PixelArtDragon: @ryuhimora Or not formatting their output strings?
AdmiralMemo: @ZachtlyAsIntended Yep
TheOtherTrevor: Try pressing ▲ ◄ ► ▲ ◄ ► to summon your horse
Rantling: Maybe look in the Jail maybe?
samuraitiger19: !uptime
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indy91: rip horse, starved while stuck on a geometry probably
Solipsody: Why is this game still happening to us? Did we do something wrong?
CobaltShurikenReborn: pattyDimmaDab french4Purpleman french4Dab
shdragon: This is a surprisingly large game
togashinaruta: using the oregon trail method of animal butchery
MaybeTara: Do you know how hard they are to grow?
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CleverCrumbish: @DrWreckage They're looking for... it... first.
SkylerRingtail: I think the tutorial said we can drop a tent to save our game. If we're really dead set on getting to the sub ocean without dying
ParanoidRabbit: NOOO!
Cinntoastmin: so how does one actually reace the subocean
A_Catastrophic_Success: Run to the hills, run for your life
Borgrim_: @zachtlyasintended subocean presumsbly
ParanoidRabbit: D:
Mazrae: not the bunny
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Alness49: Kill da waabit!
Skyboss1996: 2 shots? From a 44-60?
Aceshadow132: noooo
ZachtlyAsIntended: take a horse!
Skyboss1996: Wow
Cinntoastmin: reach
ryuhimora: 2shots 1kill
Skyboss1996: durable rabbits
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun apparently this wild west is on krypton as bullets BOUNCE OFF BUNNIES
grgriffin3: Two-shot rabbits? Are those like two-bite brownies?
PyreDynasty: That is not a good place for horses to be
Thatwasademo: check out all these rocks
salsasamurai10: ill give this man credit he made actual terrain compared to the attemps we usually see
DiscordianTokkan: Ablative Rabbit fur
Borgrim_: rare breed of wild saddled horses
red_shoes_jeff: The rabbits aren't invincible,just LUCKY.
Boiler_bot: Chobam Armored Rabbit
NexusVoxx: ceramic rabbits. cerabbits
margieargie: You saw what happened when you shot that chicken once and it just... didn't react.
ReynardWrecca: Ah, the Nevadan Chito-Ceramic Rabbit.
SleepyDeveloper: Carbon-Furry Armor
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muondecay: Starting the new year the best way possible - diving into a pile of GARBO
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RatekStormcrow: Active ablative Fur. It explodes upon hit
Nocxia: to be fair it took us 2 shots to kill that chicken
persona786: that actually happens to some types of cows.
TSSaloic_: How D.Va discovered Defense Matrix.
WetPaperSack: Didn't you ever see that instructional film? You need hand grenades to kill rabbits!
djalternative: we must find Mexico or the subocean. I believe
nattsan: Good old Author
thekeytoviktory: hi everyone
Pteraspidomorphi: Now I'm going to hear that song nonstop for the next 12 hours
Erudite_Cynic: chitonous rabbits
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kinkerbelle: So he did terrain, he did sound mixing... it sounds like he did a job here.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Death of the Arthur
Skyboss1996: Torroid map
thekeytoviktory: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN
DystarPlays: Guessing we can't look up to see the map camera??
adi_pie: Watch as this is a JRPG and the map loops.
Aceshadow132: Ghosts and Goblins, they're coming for you tonight, they're gonna kill you!
Foxmar320: If the map wraps around id die
NexusVoxx: giff toroidal mapping
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun what is beyond the border of the map is a 30 foot tall bunny with laser eyes
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Insaif: cheer200 Home sick means Garbage Day! Sooo...have some bits?
TrueTransSoulAlesha: it's james twon the second town.
Zotamedu: I am beginning to feel the head bobbing...
thekeytoviktory: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Anaerin: Roll around in the dust and end up with a ceramic ablative coating.
Solipsody: Remember when games had some kind of point? I don't. I don't remember anything before this game anymore. This is all there is now.
CleverCrumbish: @kinkerbelle Like many parts of this game... function. It's better fare than the most boring of Watch and Play
Ragnarakk: i recognise that tune Alex was humming but cant put my finger on the name of the source :T
FurthestChunk55: do you know of the concept of the Mobius? where time becomes a loop
djalternative: oh. interesting stuff to the west
Foxmar320: Nooooo
Skyboss1996: yup
MitchTheQuaker: lrrFINE
Lord_Hosk: is he riding a bear?
FurthestChunk55: @Ragnarakk Ghosts & Goblins
shdragon: NOO
Anaerin: Also: THROUGH THE TREE!
ritchards: you can use tents to save
ryuhimora: you are already dead
thekeytoviktory: How are you both today G and A?
blast__femur: he was doing the ghosts and goblins theme
Karfsma778: Lol what's cover
Ragnarakk: @FurthestChunk55 I just realised after i typed it in
ajthesatyr: Yay
Solipsody: Yes please.
WetPaperSack: That seems prudent
Laogeodritt: There was a significant lack of sub-ocean in that game.
mister_foxhound: are you sure?
Neojetangel: What that amazing pos
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM
Zotamedu: People who put head bobbing in games needs to be repeatedly kicked in the chins until they remove it.
traveller800: but you won;t find the bunny-zilla
heckingjen: in front of my salad?
Keab42: Has G* made Alex play Esc from planet yet?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: moar gaarbendaag!
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Angreed66: !uptime
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mugsi_: Hey I was just getting my groove on
TheMoatman: If you want it, let's do it. Ride it, my elevator pony
TheMoatman: No wait that actually sounds worse
shdragon: Wooooow that game was $20.
Boiler_bot: shdragon youre kidding
Foxmar320: That game real dull
shdragon: Also: "Explore and survive on a 25 square kilometer map"
bob_baggins: hows trashday so far??
shdragon: @Boiler_bot I wish I was.
viridimayai: !next
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samuraitiger19: $20?! Who do theyu think they are?! Digital Homicide?!
djalternative: okay. It's 25km. What's the scale?
traveller800: @shdragon HUNT bulletproof bunnies
Solipsody: Bad games are like bad knives. Poorly balanced, dull, and pointless.
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Woo, trash! I'm not too late!
Zotamedu: Tea break!
bob_baggins: @solipsody that is perfect
djalternative: You only missed the first game
Juliamon: Solipsody and they're very painful, too.
Neojetangel: Bulletproof Bunnies is my new pop punk bands name...
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shdragon: They have a very ambitious roadmap on their steam page.
Solipsody: @Juliamon Hm... Do we need to re-up our tetanus shots?
PhoenixMelior: How is chat doing today?
Ragnarakk: @RockPusher I didnt get to say thanks for the sub either btw thank again <3
shdragon: Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access? “We don't know. We would like to have the game complete and out of Early Access by the end of Spring 2019..."
shdragon: ahahaha
bob_baggins: @phoenixmelior its twitch chat. so terrible
traveller800: and despair as the chickens rise up in bloody revolt against their human oppressors
WetPaperSack: Fair to partly cloudy, @PhoenixMelior
Juliamon: Wow you weren't kidding about ambitious
bob_baggins: i kid i kid
Mazrae: how long has twitch put a limit on the ads you can watch for bits?
bob_baggins: has lrr ever streamed hacknet?
bob_baggins: or something of the like?
Juliamon: Mazrae there's always been a limit, it just varies depending on time of year and location
TubeAlloy: @Mazrae in some countries you can't even do that ( Ireland we don't get any bits for ads )
DigitalSeahorse: for about a year nearly
djalternative: If you never tell anyone what your end goal looks like then you can call it finished whenever you want.
Kramburger: Did they play anything besides that bastard child of Red Dead and Rust yet? Have I missed joeks?
Neojetangel: Hmm isn't hacknet like Uplink?
DigitalSeahorse: in Canada*
Neojetangel: Uplink is awesome.
bob_baggins: yeah
Juliamon: Kramburger they also indulged in a weird drink
bob_baggins: never seen uplink
JohnLockeCole: So chat... do y'all think a Four Day Old, Sealed But Unrefigerated Sandwich is likely to be super poisonous, or only a tiny bit poisonous?
Kramburger: Hacknet is rad and I recommend it to everyone
bob_baggins: same
Kramburger: @Juliamon Seems legit
DigitalSeahorse: benginWat feliciaToronto
Nightvalien28: JohnLockeCole super
Neojetangel: Uplink is a classic
togashinaruta: @JohnLockeCole whats it made out of
djalternative: @JohnLockeCole depends on the ingredients
WeiseDrachenJaeger: @JohnLockeCole My FoodSafe training is telling me that that's prime real estate for invisible death, or at least organ liquefaction.
Juliamon: If there's any meat in that sandwich it belongs directly in the trash
GenericHerooo: @JohnLockeCole Super poisonous
JohnLockeCole: ok have smelled the sandwitch, not eating it
Foxmar320: Welcome back
bob_baggins: i think cam would enjoy hacknet
Skyboss1996: Oh hai
TubeAlloy: @JohnLockeCole If it's a bread sandwich (i.e. a loaf of bread) you're probably fine, otherwise I'd toss it
GeeItSomeLaldy: not ESC: From Planet?
tim19862: wut
coelopteryx: optionen
Neojetangel: Optionen?
eric_christian_berg: Well, that was fun!
samuraitiger19: Why are Russians so bad at making gmaes?!
margieargie: Escape from war? Sounds good so far...
traveller800: well its off to a great start...when the meni won;t work
ulifernando01: Optionen?
PixelArtDragon: It doesn't work because everything is commented out.
Gnuttor: Bricked!
Jarcarp: great start
TehAmelie: seems better than Escape from Tomsk
Neojetangel: Drill Island
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS
WetPaperSack: Looks like we're playing Escape From The Menu
Thatwasademo: escape from software
Mazrae: im introducing my baby bearded dragon to watch and play
Alness49: @Dril Island
wildpeaks: one cannot lay ESC from planet on an unprepared mind, that would be too cruel
ajthesatyr: WHoa
Foxmar320: whoa
MousseFilledCat: Battle Royale?
AdmiralMemo: I think the click is about an inch above where the cursor is.
HesGotNoPants: !schedule
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GDwarf: This, this is the UX of kings!
ajthesatyr: Use all the KEYS
mister_foxhound: It's important to us the whole keyboard
WetPaperSack: Make sure to remember all of this, there will be a quiz later
Aceshadow132: oh it's like reciever Kappa
shdragon: Oh god the motion blur.
samuraitiger19: Can anyone name a good russian game dev?
Alahmnat: F: move NPC. sorry what?
Mangledpixel: this beach looks.... familiar
samuraitiger19: I'm curious if there are any
GeeItSomeLaldy: Russians aren't particularly bad at making games, they just have fewer qualms about releasing them at $30 price points
Neojetangel: the motion blur is making me sick
TheOldBadger: Hopping along based on sound
JohnLockeCole: I am sad now, that sandwitch would have been so good fresh
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun welcome to Vonya, woth open bar
korvys: Skarsgard!?
SalmirAeon: so... this is worse Rust?
DanielJGrouse: voyna? as in war/army? are you a deserter?
Skyboss1996: AK? check. 1911? Check
Solipsody: Haven't you already played this game? On every episode of W&P ever?
CompletelyUnsure: Your footsteps do NOT match your movement speed
TheThromborax: @loadingreadyrun "voyna" is Russian for "War" or "conflict"
Foxmar320: Good we have all we need. Guns
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kinkerbelle: if you and the boat are going to wash ashore, why not just put you in the boat?
HesGotNoPants: what's afk up to tonight?
JohnLockeCole: Why is there a JonBoat full of Guns?
TubeAlloy: voyna was one of the map names
Mangledpixel: this beach looks very much like the one from the game where you ended up inventing Barrel Golf
KeithSqik: How does the third person look?
Dared00: @HesGotNoPants pandemic
shdragon: I was filling my drink and missed the start. What's the name of this one?
HesGotNoPants: @dared00 ty yeet
Anaerin: N, for "No Gun Here"
korvys: N to "Not hold gun any more"
TubeAlloy: @shdragon escape from voyna
TheOldBadger: It's N to equip Nothing
SleepyDeveloper: fov plx
DigitalSeahorse: lol
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Boiler_bot: samuraitiger19 Wargaming is Belarussian. They make World of Tanks/Warships/Airplanes
TehAmelie: hey, i'd have a great time walking around here in person
Thatwasademo: I love this two-dimensional grass
Foxmar320: Guns and a big empty map
Grescheks: ah, realistic running (realistic for me at least)
couldntpickausername: just got back, is this another dinosaur giblet game?
TheMagicWalrus: Stalker but I deleted all the enemy files
kinkerbelle: Is this week's theme "large boxes full of nothing"?
wildpeaks: good thing stalker has no stamina bar Kappa
shdragon: Thanks, TubeAlloy.
TubeAlloy: np
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun MEATY BULLETS
PixelArtDragon: Don't worry, artillery is different.
mugsi_: Maybe it's a survival game and you're hungry already smile
Anaerin: Because it's been bass-boosted to hell and back?
Mushbie: wow the ejection port is on the right side
Skyboss1996: TBH : AK sounds like that if you're muffled
Kramburger: Ah. One of THESE games
Mazrae: i need to watch alex play through stalker again on youtube
TubeAlloy: Man original Doom has aged so well compared to anything else from that era
scratchmonkey: Stalker's devs were Ukrainian
kinkerbelle: oh hey poppies
Saulens181: AKM (Bass Boosted)
DystarPlays: what game is this?
Zotamedu: Not more freaking head bobbing :(
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Foxmar320: Like I can walk faster than this
Mangledpixel: you have very long strides
KharadBanar: @Mushbie is the right side also the correct side?
Keab42: This feels like PUBG
rogerivany: How many steps do you take per footstep sound?
Mushbie: @kharadbanar yes
coolbond: Dear Alex what was the best and worst games from W+P last year for you?
Neojetangel: Stalker was amazing though
Kramburger: This is the desert bus of FPS
DigitalSeahorse: poppies making us tired?
Karfsma778: This is Gassing like 1992 Andre the Giant
SleepyDeveloper: Kill... The... *puffs inhaler* Strelok!
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun adam...your mission if you wish to accept it is to find content and that open bar I mentioned...this video game will self destruct in 30 seconds
KharadBanar: @Mushbie wow nice
TehAmelie: just falling over after running five steps
JohnLockeCole: I have not seen the latest OSW, I should *do* that
wildpeaks: Tactical
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Alex, how's that again?
TubeAlloy: I swear it sounds like a bren gun
Phailhammer: I think this game is "someone decided to mess around with GAIA but forgot to put the gameplay in."
Grescheks: "Tactical FPS Survival"
Mushbie: @kharadbanar games often have it on the left side
TheElrad: Tactical FPS Survival
coolbond: Dear Alex what was the best and worst games from W+P last year for you?
Gizmoloid: So you've crossed the island already? Kinda small after that cowboy game.
Skyboss1996: loading indicators?
TheElrad: they probably should add battle Royale to that description
KharadBanar: @Mushbie I know, that's pretty much the only way I know it (don't play many shooting games)
Alephred: Fabrikland!
kinkerbelle: Will this island have excellent tweets?
Anaerin: Drill baby drill?
Skyboss1996: Drill ye tarriers
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun adam and graham...your mission if you wish to accept it is to find content and that open bar I mentioned...this video game will self destruct in 30 seconds or when I finish the beer
Neojetangel: DRILL!
Mangledpixel: you need to click on the letters themselves of the text, not the gaps
Boi_Ginny: For the love of drilling
Alahmnat: I'm gla I wasn't the only one who thought of dril
Karfsma778: DRIL
Kramburger: God, a W+P 2018 in review not special guests seems like it might be a fun stream
Neojetangel: it's what cats love doing
Kramburger: *with special guests
Skyboss1996: but what iff... more shaders
WetPaperSack: Can we also request more things to do?
Doc_Rider: the motion blur is crap
Neojetangel: drilling, for gold, drilling for oil, drilling for the love of drilling
Anaerin: That motion blur is real bad.
Karfsma778: Lowest. Effort.
Himyul: honestly, the lack of bad monsters is a bit refreshing
lunarecliptica: so... why are there guns in this if there's nothing to shoot?
godort: it's a zombie shooter without the zombies
Kramburger: I....have to go
wildpeaks: maybe we were the real monster after all
Mangledpixel: are we the monsters?
Solipsody: Is this just The Rebel with everything turned off?
Boi_Ginny: @neojetangel It's alright, they've got goggles on
accountmadeforants: This is just the CryEngine map editor, but shitty
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traveller800: CONTENT AHOY
togashinaruta: No, Kramburger is bugging Featherweight's place
blast__femur: it's a green!
TheMoatman: Kramburger, Kathleen, both start with a K. Koincidence? I think not.
ajthesatyr: Another heart stopping game that I as a Cardiac person should not be watching
SleepyDeveloper: its a giant rupee
Anaerin: lunarecliptica: "Bad guy with a gun" is DLC.
Dr_fragenstien: supply drop?
Karfsma778: You don't need to blur motion when you're moving at a mile every other hour!
bl1ghtn1n6: Walk into the sea, for lack of a better thing to do?
KharadBanar: Walking through Grass Simulator 2019
Gizmoloid: Or is it a glitch?
AdmiralMemo: Is it both?
TheElrad: I'm sure Kramburger is not not bugging your house Graham
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: an alium?
Thatwasademo: ah, green
Neojetangel: @Boi_Ginny :D
eruditeCaptain: My God this animation
Kramburger: @togashinaruta SHHHHHH
mugsi_: Is auto run in that long list of controls?
azlan121: is it supposed to be a battle royale, but they forgot to put the netcode in?
anemzero: I can relate
WetPaperSack: One day, our great-grandchildren may reach that point
Tiber727: Is this one of those newfangled walking simulators?
Skyboss1996: *Doom OST but its' 10X slower
Probevoyages: is this just a ploy to trick you into playing past the refund period?
Alahmnat: it me?
mister_foxhound: downhill to boot
KodeMage: sounds like me...
TSSaloic_: Just like me!
shdragon: Wooooow that slow as heck head bob.
BloodnBullets: is that death mountain? are their gorons?
MaybeTara: I mean that sounds accurate? Kappa
eruditeCaptain: Are you at the bottom of the ocean?
CodeGorilla: I mean, sounds right.
KodeMage: too real
eruditeCaptain: You run like you're underwater.
muondecay: Oh I see the problem - They forgot to add the game. Common mistake, could happen to anyone.
ReynardWrecca: AM I the main character in this game?
Probevoyages: "yeah, totally an objective down that way"
Nigouki: Post Holiday Binge Eating Simulator 2019
mugsi_: @BrindleBoar yeah it has some gross fisheye to it
dreaminginautumn: finally an FPS hero for the unhealthy gamer
WetPaperSack: Holy crap, a building!
Jondare: even i can run for longer than that, and i'm a fat slob
Karfsma778: This guy couldn't run to the SHITTER
kinkerbelle: <3 Miles Gloriosis
KodeMage: civilization
ajthesatyr: ACTION
KodeMage: found a dude!
Skyboss1996: oh, here's an M4
Grescheks: found gameplay! And then killed it
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think your footstep sounds match your walk cycle
shdragon: He's a green army man!
blast__femur: that crawling sound effect was very unsettling
Alahmnat: gameplay surprises everyone
TehAmelie: the other day i played a jam game called Forska that's sort of like this, but without guns, and with fascinating impressionist landscapes. so, better in every way
Thatwasademo: an.. enemy? in this game?
Zotamedu: Tactical!
TheOtherTrevor: this looks like trying to run in a dream where your brain wont let you because your body can feel your legs are restricted
ajthesatyr: My poor heart can't take this
mjollnyr_: we're back in latex world!
Anaerin: Run. To. *pause, pant* The. Hills. *pause, pant* Run. For. *pause, pant* Your. Life...
TrueTransSoulAlesha: holy heck, content
wildpeaks: yes, this is definitely what an interior looks like
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart
kinkerbelle: This would be a sweet house flipper house
Mazrae: take the tire
TSSaloic_: Wax your deer and solder people.
StephenJM81: and there's your content
mugsi_: Tha poor NPC must have been soooo bored
ajthesatyr: As a cardiac person I demand less action
Zyme86: are we in pub G Kappa?
DystarPlays: of course the grenade was sitting on top of the hole in the tyre
Neojetangel: this guy has some great interior decoration
BtEtta: This sures is a structure with walls and doors.
Skyboss1996: Got em
rogerivany: It's really really really really slow PubG
A_Catastrophic_Success: I did not give these people license to use my fitness level in a game
BrindleBoar: pickpocket 100
Zotamedu: TACTICAL!
Kramburger: Whywere there two bangs?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun a tyre...the natural habitat of the grenade
MikeLLunsford: killed that shiney boy
JohnLockeCole: Why was the Boom sound after the damage hit??
TheOldBadger: Get in the sea?
Mazrae: maybe you can roll on it you might be able to go faster
ZachtlyAsIntended: why is everything living made out of wet plaster?
KharadBanar: dat bass boost
Skyboss1996: Standard object 4
TubeAlloy: I just realised the last game was Unity, I always associate the really shiny npcs with Unreal engine
Jadenim: Why was that grenade a 105 shell?!
DystarPlays: is strafing faster than running???
TheElrad: JohnLockeCole, the damage was the guy shooting us
Anaerin: No, there's 3 of them, so "Containers" is right.
WetPaperSack: Wouldn't be one of these games without a shipping container
Skyboss1996: hiding an MP5.
KodeMage: they fell out of the sky...
Gizmoloid: I think the damage was from the guy shooting Alex before explosion.
Karfsma778: Hey, there's three of them, that's technically "containers"
anemzero: Not just how did these get here.. How did they get stacked out here.
ajthesatyr: ded
eruditeCaptain: Why are you taller than the containers?
TheOldBadger: The PUBG experience
ImaUniqueUsername: "Sculpture 507: Sea Freight Fright"
Skyboss1996: Ah yes. The best part of STALKER
godort: !game bad
Boi_Ginny: Aliens
Kramburger: R E A L I S M
Doc_Rider: wtf?
lunarecliptica: well... ok then
wildpeaks: death, it's what was in the containers
KodeMage: not even the release of death ends it
Hingadora: katesRip
aClonedPickle: this is the same game as the cowboy game
blast_shark: just like pubg
accountmadeforants: Look, to really get immersed in The Witness...
PixelArtDragon: Hey look, barrel!
TheMoatman: So I thought about the Shell Shock song from Michael Bay's TMNT earlier this week and I want everyone else to have to suffer that misery too
DystarPlays: Harold Bishop yourself
PMAvers: Well, death *is* one form of escape.
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BrindleBoar: WHAT
Scotblackbird: wha
godort: uhh
TubeAlloy: god that light shimmer on the water is atrocious
blast__femur: the water is acid
Skyboss1996: Lethal water. Ok
MikeLLunsford: WAHH!
Anaerin: The water is LAVA
Kramburger: Actually they're sea magazines
StephenJM81: seas of acid
ParanoidRabbit: She sells seashells by the seashore..?
ajthesatyr: Allergic to water
jadeworrior: seems like pubg
SolarBlitz1: So it's Acid
TheMoatman: Poseidon is angry
SpacePotato01: acid lake
Anaerin: Apparently.
Nigouki: the sea is lava
KodeMage: can't swim
Nightvalien28: deadly water
shdragon: Acid Rain means business now bois!
mugsi_: F
ReynardWrecca: Wonderful!
Stoffern: that sea was realy poluted
Alahmnat: it's Island Simulator!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BLAAAH
angryoptimist: You're water-soluable.
mister_foxhound: holding his breath is an alien concept
dougma: Are we the aliens from Signs?
KeithSqik: feenDED feenDED
rogerivany: Acidic water
wildpeaks: success: got in the sea
Zotamedu: Poseidon: 1 Alex : 0
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Doc_Rider: what... da fuq?!
bl1ghtn1n6: Poseidon heard you
SpacePotato01: maybe you're the gingerbreadman
Mazrae: its groundhogs day everytime you die you wake up at the same point
red_shoes_jeff: Did none of you think it was called theDEAD SEA FOR A GODDAMN REASON!?
Karfsma778: Murderwater
wildpeaks: do we have to
HongKongFuzi: It's not an ocean, it's just acid
Skyboss1996: FEAR HIS WRATH
rendelnep: @LoadingReadyRun He can run for 4 seconds and you expect him to swim?
Karfsma778: Just straight murderwater
Narcogen: It IS red dead redemption
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun you need to click the text, not the gaps in the text
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun graham, I think we;ve learnt is don;t mess with poseidan...he'll crash your game
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DanielJGrouse: and to think the cowboy game seemed empty and boring just moments ago
Kramburger: EXCUSE ME?
coolbond: Dear DR @loadingreadyrun what was the best and worst games from W+P last year for you?
MikeLLunsford: P'chip
wildpeaks: some what chips ?
WetPaperSack: Uh... what?
Boi_Ginny: Spell that please Graham
RatekStormcrow: PEE ?
ajthesatyr: piss chips?
ElektroTal: pea
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: salty green pee
Skyboss1996: I needed to process that for a second
DigitalSeahorse: pea chips
rogerivany: yeah, I thought pee too
spiffinn: the pea chips should be invisible, iirc
Invitare: are they flat discs?
cmdrud87: merken?
TSSaloic_: Adult Edemame chips.
Boi_Ginny: Lol
KodeMage: same thing
Baldrash: Full of green pea-ness.
CommiePuddin: Watch and Play and Taste
TheMoatman: peayoufools chips?
teh_v: Try More Maps SOON I hear it's lovely this time of year
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun I legitimately doubt that guy could run from his bed to the toilet
PhoenixMelior: once you pop, that's great!
Solipsody: @DanielJGrouse This is starting to look like a Long Dark Watch & Play of the Soul.
SalmirAeon: Aaah Prongles
Invitare: you can get them in the UK, very nice. But the bean tubes that company does are better
DigitalSeahorse: don't pea the floor with those
Kramburger: Graham, if you're peeing chips, you shot see a doctor... or a priest
tim19862: drill island is the tutorial?
accountmadeforants: Pee, eeeee, yay! Chips it is
PhoenixMelior: I wish they sold Prongles in Canada
KharadBanar: Prongles?
DystarPlays: Why are you glowing?
Probevoyages: Prin gulls are my favorite bird
TheMoatman: You know, the M16, the rifle Russia is famous for using
Foxmar320: This game has no idea what "content" is
larix_laricina: This game is so peaceful. Hiking simulators are great.
PixelArtDragon: Crate in the middle of nowhere, which is standard military practice
Pavlovs_Dog_: niska wasn't that the mob boss in firefly?
Himyul: the world really doesn't look that bad, it's just so boring
Neojetangel: your only friends in this game, the tress
InkyGhoast: oh my god the footstep noises
WetPaperSack: We ain't found shit!
Koios7: good ol' stock to chest technique
angryoptimist: @KharadBanar Parody chip/crisp product, tagline: "Once you pop... that's great!"
blast__femur: I wonder if our player character is a giant. Not like a mythical one, like a guy with a condition where he can't stop growing
azlan121: I was very sad the other day when I accidentally bought the walkers knockoff pringles instead of the real ones
mjollnyr_: this reminds me of Pubg x dayz
azlan121: they were awful
blast__femur: so he takes weird long steps and gets tired very easily
ajthesatyr: That house doesn't seem out of place at all
InkyGhoast: i just got here and this is the best garbage I've seen all year
Borgrim_: should one brace a rifle against one's sternum ?
wildpeaks: maybe it was dropped here like the containers
joannatastic: azlan121 You've not lived until you've had Aldi's Stackers
Aceshadow132: Dude aesop rock is the best
blast__femur: Yeah I like Aesop Rock a bunch
Avet24222: First live garbage day and it looks like I started on a good one.
TheOtherTrevor: I just realized that the sound effect of your steps is exceptionally slow compared to the admittedly sluggish movement speed. You are moving at least like 2 meters per step
Aceshadow132: I'm so stoked for his new collab with TOBACCO
WetPaperSack: At least the models are somewhat accurate
CraziestOwl: Night strangers
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tim19862: lrrWOW
eruditeCaptain: That house reminds me of basebuilding in Fallout 4, you know, where grass is always growing through the gaddang floor?
WetPaperSack: The gun models, that is
grgriffin3: Dope.
A_Catastrophic_Success: This is basically a single player battle royale game?
Aceshadow132: I'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking of that song
kassy_13: so i'
TheOtherTrevor: also the walking sounds do not at all match with the shadow
azlan121: @joannatastic oh, I have every faith aldi would do epic ones, just not the walkers ones that are nothing like them
togashinaruta: it's a battle royal game - except the overload could only afford to kidnap one person
tim19862: katesLol
kassy_13: so i'm back in the past watching alex drink that viscous fanta and yeah that's EXACTLY my reaction
Mazrae: are you allergic to water?
Foxmar320: This is some DEEP lore building
Neojetangel: wait I just worked out that the guns are your friends in this game
U_Dude: 2real4me
DystarPlays: The water is lava
Solipsody: I think that's called "marooning".
SalmirAeon: 100 guns... And no further!
TSSaloic_: PUBG: Story Mode
kassy_13: allergy to water is in a lot of these games....
Mazrae: or is the character so scared of water that he passes out
gawag_: did my sub go through?
dougma: next
Avet24222: Woah a dude
grgriffin3: Actual content startles everyone.
Jake_the_guy: wow
traveller800: suddenly CONTENT
gualdhar: so wait, it's The Culling 2?
WetPaperSack: Existential Dread Simulator 2019
Anaerin: Allergic to water, in a "Judge Doom being allergic to Dip" kind of way.
wildpeaks: we escaped
Thatwasademo: game balance!
Zotamedu: You need to be more tactical!
wildpeaks: the sweet release of death
Rhynerd: Now I want a Battle Royale maitenance game where a zone gets wider and wider and you have to place all the equipment.
CaptainSpam: You're allergic to water? So you're an Inkling?
Foxmar320: No
ritchards: to be honest, I would be surprised to find out that the dev disabled the console
wildpeaks: why
blast__femur: this *is* like PUBG! Wander around for 20 minutes and then get instakilled
Foxmar320: NO
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TheMoatman: Identical
TheMoatman: YES
OKB_1: You see, it really a deconstruction of the Battle Royale genre
TheWriterAleph: not tactical, not survival, barely fps
Avet24222: Wow
Scotblackbird: uh
Himyul: orange filter!
ajthesatyr: Yeah...... Swquel time
Scotblackbird: whyyy
bl1ghtn1n6: Oh no
TheMoatman: We are the zombie
grgriffin3: OF COURSE
DanielJGrouse: it's orange now
Skyboss1996: lrrGARBO
wildpeaks: oh honey
lunarecliptica: oh good
Keab42: I felt Alex's soul escape his body there
PhoenixMelior: ugh, why always zombie
mister_foxhound: Given that he can only run for three seconds, i assume trying to wade through water makes him die of exhaustion straight away
Avet24222: VOYNA ZOMBIE, perfect
SleepyDeveloper: holy asset flips batman
chimingfish: and then vonya was a zombie
shdragon: They asset flipped THEIR OWN GAME?!
Solipsody: So, zombies are orange. Okay.
Blade_Tiger: Urkan is the zombies
TheWriterAleph: urkan no workin
Gooseblast: ZoMbiEs WOAH PogChamp
PyreDynasty: Vomit whatnow?
Jake_the_guy: more money?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun urkan...also the sound adams character made as he was shot
mugsi_: It's alright, that map urks me anyway :D
Neojetangel: the urkan be jerkin
Mazrae: hope they arent water zombies
DystarPlays: DLC for content??
kinkerbelle: The lore of this game's production is so much better than their actual lore
Foxmar320: They sure did asset flip their own game
Borgrim_: more money, more better
TheMoatman: Yes but just one zombie
azlan121: isn't niska te crazy guy from firefly?
VoidSpinner: so far so orange
bl1ghtn1n6: How much is this?
wench_tacular: just the one zombie
Solipsody: Are you the zombie?
caulderjof: It seems to run slightly better?
WetPaperSack: Why not a zombie soldier?
ritchards: I bet you could access the console
TSSaloic_: Didn't Digital Homicide get banned in part for doing exactly this?
SpacePotato01: I hope it doesn't cost more than one planckdollar
JohnLockeCole: What if there are two Zombies??
PMAvers: And somehow the zombie has a assault rifle.
wildpeaks: my money is on yes on the zombie
Boi_Ginny: One zombie. Infection failed.
PhoenixMelior: Adam is a great boi
KharadBanar: And then John was a zombie.
shurtal: RIP Mean Gene
Himyul: Alex better Adam, who is in fact better James
gawag_: jesus the motion blurring
SalmirAeon: same gun, same house
chimingfish: this house sure seems familiar
CleverCrumbish: Daniel. The cooler Daniel.
eruditeCaptain: OH look, the SAME GUNS are in the same GRASS FLOOR HOUSE
TheElrad: or is he a different human? how can we be sure?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun sorry alex
SleepyDeveloper: One of my favorite guns from H&K
Zotamedu: So same game but you are wearing tactical yellow glasses?
shdragon: This game makes me cry.
TheOtherTrevor: Confusing Alex with Adam is a new one. James however
amythist: Adam is a bit broader too, he's got some big shoulders
Wintermelon100: not alex OR adam, just a better looking james
Kramburger: You can tell Alex isn't Adam because he's not trading shots with chat
Foxmar320: The green thing is in the exact same spot :(
viridimayai: This like the worst parts of both DayZ and PUBG
DanielJGrouse: if it weren't there that would mean they changed something for the "new" game
TheElrad: you can also tell Alex isn't Adam cause he's not playing Darkest Dungeon
ulifernando01: Adam is great father of Spectator Mode
kinkerbelle: mp5 is still in service, mp7 is bigger and the mp45 is *so american*
DystarPlays: At least the other players are less toxic than PUBG
ritchards: you mean golf
TheOtherTrevor: clump?
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Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat can we just drop the "[person] is better [other person]" because even though it's a joke it's not very kind (and also old at this point)
Skyboss1996: Ain't broke. Don't fix
eruditeCaptain: Koch is pronounced Cook, guys.
Zyme86: the m1911 is also stupid impressive
Dumori: The MP5K is still in use, it's quite a small 9mm PDW/SMG
TheElrad: Koch is actually the German word for cook
ReynardWrecca: The Klingon version is Heckler and Gagh.
RatekStormcrow: I throws metal pieces really fast, so why change .)
cmdrud87: H&K are like the only employer in the Swabina Alb in Southern Germany
Astra7525: @ReynardWrecca lol
KharadBanar: @eruditeCaptain It means Cook, but it's pronounced closer to the abomination Graham just did
Foxmar320: Please tell me this map has ONE zombie on it
mugsi_: What if the zombies are gun zombies and just have a different face
KharadBanar: but English speakers can't pronounce the correct ch sound under any circumstances it seems
Karfsma778: @Foxmar320 two zombies and a squirrel
ajthesatyr: Can't bear the tension
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun this has slightly less zombies then Dayz
eruditeCaptain: @KharadBanar Yeah but for ease, you know? It sounds like he's hurting himself
Mushbie: well the Madsen LMG is still in use
Anaerin: So, 100 brains drop on an island...
Boi_Ginny: Is a zombie game better if it has no zombies?
mister_foxhound: "We fixed the part where content happened, please enjoy our game in it's intended form."
godort: I bet it's an game over with a "you win"
gawag_: does the sub icon in chat only count the number of times I've clicked share? cause I def have subscribed for 5 months, it said so when I resubbed earlier
Erudite_Cynic: this dude has some LOOOOONG legs
EricTheOrange: I've started doing hobby game dev and my one goal is to be better than the stuff they play on W+P
Zotamedu: Swedish version of SWAT uses MP5.
Neojetangel: where's mah zombois
togashinaruta: there's a zombie virus, but it's not infectious
Foxmar320: We found the gameplay!
PyreDynasty: Zamboni?
muondecay: Please oh please be a mission complete trigger
accountmadeforants: We've replace the mans with zombies, the zombies are a work in progress
Gooseblast: The zombies were us the whole time PixelBob
SleepyDeveloper: Zambies
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @LoadingReadyRun most SWAT teams have moved to M4-type rifles for their work, rifle cartridges actually being better better with preventing over penetration in CQB environments than 9mm. Since it's a higher velocity round it fragments when it hits a barrier like drywall instead of poking straight through it like 9mm does
sir_jack_DB: ooh, zombles!
KharadBanar: @eruditeCaptain just sounds like he's doing a tyrolean accent tbh Kappa
Alahmnat: zamboni
heckingjen: zamboni
TheMoatman: Zombie with gun
TheWriterAleph: zamboni?
mugsi_: :D
margieargie: Zombopoline!
SalmirAeon: a Zombine
DoctorOfBeard: the terrifying hordes of the dead
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
DanielJGrouse: is it a zombie WITH A GUN?
shdragon: it's an ORANGE army man, instead of a green one!
cheetoJack: its a high visibility zombie
kinkerbelle: zombies: like men, but orange
Znazl: Orange soldier toys?!
Despoiler98: oh no the rare ORANGE zombie species
ajthesatyr: Zombies are orange now
TheOtherTrevor: zombies are orange humans
Foxmar320: Its just a recolor of the same guy! LOL
offbeatwitch: orange man with gun
wolf2012pack: dat asset flip doe
Gekyouryuu: @gawag_ there are specific checkpoints where it updates. once, three months, 6 months iirc, 1 year, and 2 years
Alness49: It's Agent Orange, reporting in!
Solipsody: Called it.
TheThromborax: that man has been BRONZED
kais58: I was real surprised to see mp5s in man in the high castle, but turns out, it was made a couple years before its set
Anaerin: It's a Zamboni!
WetPaperSack: See! Zombie soldier
Borgrim_: nazi zombie pirate ninjas
bl1ghtn1n6: He’s a smart zombie
Zotamedu: So this zombie game is just a pallet swap?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun DOES NOT COMPUTE
Grescheks: so, it's literally the same game then, just with an orange tinge
CraziestOwl: Zombies with guns
eruditeCaptain: I just....can we play an actually different game?
UnknownGerm: Just got here, the sound cues for you walk make me thing you have the same walking gait as that cursed Zenyatta animation
gawag_: @Gekyouryuu that makes more sense, thank you
shdragon: This is... god why..
UnknownGerm: *think
Neojetangel: what is that over there
Mazrae: cheer50 thanks for all you guys do and you guys help cheer me up when im feeling down and depressed
Narcogen: Orange man bad?
Gekyouryuu: @gawag_ click on the sub badge and it'll take you to a page that shows what all the badges look like
BlindProphet32: This is indeed just a pallet swap
ulifernando01: what the fudge is that green thing?
Neojetangel: zombie smoke
Aziraphalesshop: Can we play a game that's... a game
kinkerbelle: There were non-feral Ghouls in Fallout 3 and in New Vegas, tho
RAICx: You know what's scary? A zombie! Know what's even scarier? A zombie... with a gun!
red_shoes_jeff: Right,off to improv. Catch you on the VoD.
DystarPlays: @ulifernando01 it's where the content is hiding
kinkerbelle: And in 2. And in 1. There's no need for them to be a different thing.
brainbosh: So, the replacement for Raiders then?
eruditeCaptain: Scorched are caused by something entirely different!
SleepyDeveloper: Valley of the Damned! danS
DemoDane: finally some representation for the horribly asthmatic soldiers out there
azlan121: @EricTheOrange your first few gams will probably be on the w&p level, but theres nothing wrong with that at all, make the crappy games, learn from them, be proud of your achievements and move on to gette rthings, and thats fine, just don't sell them until they are actually good
tim19862: that's the way to the subocean lrrBEEJ
CleverCrumbish: I mean... it is... but Bethesda KNOWING that surprises me
VoidSpinner: sweet freedom?
KharadBanar: Fallout 76 makes no sense whatsoever
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eruditeCaptain: But yeah, they're just Raiders
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun ok...ONE ZOMBIE...thats your lot, alex
PyreDynasty: Zombie helicopter
Despoiler98: slight faster movement
TheMoatman: It looks crashed so I don't know
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, Fallout 4 had ghouls from the actual war
SalmirAeon: new mission - get to da choppa
Nigouki: now is it a Hind or some generic helichopter
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tim19862: katesLol
viridimayai: NO!
Himyul: trololol
GDwarf: Genius!
VoidSpinner: hahahahahah
Avet24222: Oh wow
Foxmar320: Yeah that zombie we saw was closer to the scorched
DoctorOfBeard: wat?
wildpeaks: hahahahah
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Dumori: I belive the scorched are ghouls but also suffer from the scoarched plauge
Skyboss1996: lrrWOW
SpacePotato01: DENIED!
Foxmar320: Come on game!
DemoDane: LUL
TheWriterAleph: puuuunked
tim19862: WOAH
Metric_Furlong: lrrWOW
Karfsma778: OH MY GOD
SacrificialToast: hahaha
shdragon: WHAAAAAt
Despoiler98: WHAT
viridimayai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
kinkerbelle: lrrWOW
ulifernando01: OMG
Avet24222: The *one thing* is behind a wall
traveller800: o.O
ajthesatyr: New level of greatness........
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
godort: y tho
NimrodXIV: oh honey
tim19862: katesWa SantaHat katesOw SantaHat
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AdmiralMemo: Is that even an objective?
StephenJM81: objective for another map?
Foxmar320: You can NEVER leave
grgriffin3: Developed!
MatthewDennisMTG: purgatory simulator
BlindProphet32: HAHA that is amazing
asddsa28: lrrWOW
eruanno123: lrrWOW
JohnLockeCole: Bahahahahahahaha
Gooseblast: Jebaited got em
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tim19862: lrrWOW SantaHat
Alahmnat: rofl
StarFreak359: *why*
Rockario: Oh we Truman show now, boys!
PyreDynasty: It's a commentary on the futility of life
Borgrim_: this is grt
Despoiler98: NEW GAME write your name in the air
VoidSpinner: It's a "Puzzle"
TSSaloic_: You fool, there is no ESCAPE from VONA!
traveller800: OOOOOOOOH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I got home just in time.
TemporallyAwry: This suddenly became a real horror game.
SAJewers: :O
Karfsma778: Just a pane of fucking bulletproof glass
togashinaruta: is this the BR create drop, but green instead of red?
Jadenim: But it’s not for you
TheSoftestBunny: im crying
eruditeCaptain: What the actual Fuck
Solipsody: Up the hill and jump over it?
DigitalSeahorse: :o
bl1ghtn1n6: Now the game truly begins
TSSaloic_: Content-senpai noticed you!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh wait, I know what these orange guys reman me of, the Rock Soldiers from TMNT
gawag_: now thats some tasty garbage lrrAWESOME
ritchards: leave Paul out of this
Vallulv: Notice me content-pat
DystarPlays: Don't blame Paul!
kinkerbelle: That was. That was a thing.
Alahmnat: G is agog
scratchmonkey: Alex experiencing pure joy with the wall was my feel good moment of the day
viridimayai: "The content noticed me" XD
Narcogen: Lol
Foxmar320: This is amazing
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BlindProphet32: can't be disapointed if you can never get there
Probevoyages: I knewwww it was all a scam
AdmiralMemo: Get Paul in here
asddsa28: katesWa katesOw lrrSPOOP lrrWOW
ArcOfTheConclave: A Jamesed
wench_tacular: my ghast is well and truly flabbered
Godofmuffins: Your not Paul, your Graham.
ajthesatyr: Beautiful start to the new year
tim19862: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
SpacePotato01: get to the choppa
Gekyouryuu: "Come on down, to Real Fake Objectives"
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun don;t blame paul...he may be a mad scientist but he's not this cruel
accountmadeforants: Look man, that's future DLC content
TheOtherTrevor: DLC to remove the walls
Neojetangel: the invisible walls are closing in
TrueTransSoulAlesha: this is disgusting
tim19862: spray and find follow it
Saulens181: there's a cieling?
Thatwasademo: realism
wildpeaks: that would make a good thing in a horror game
TheMoatman: If you only could, made a deal with god, and get him to swap your places with the helicopter
Foxmar320: Ive never seen anything like this
SalmirAeon: enough bullets, we could break the walls
DystarPlays: how high are the walls
ajthesatyr: So it is single player Battle royale
shdragon: These people deserve to take a long walk off a short pier.
SolarBlitz1: This is a Tier above normal badness
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Solipsody: Finding your way through the invisible maze by bullet-probing is actually pretty close to gameplay.
Narcogen: Maybe you had to do the other objectives first?
shdragon: This is legit making me angry. >.<
TiredNiall: I looked away for a sec. Is there an invisible wall blocking the chopper?
wildpeaks: so basically the intro of Prey ?
tim19862: that'd be awesome
Anaerin: The Truman Show: the FPS.
Avet24222: This is so wonderfully bad
anemzero: So basically Looking Glass from Prey
Mangledpixel: you shoot the holodeck wall
Laserbeaks_Fury: They do that in Prey
scratchmonkey: @TiredNiall oh yes
Himyul: smoke green every day
Karfsma778: Oh god it is
TheMoatman: That was sort of a thing in Titanfall 2
offbeatwitch: the wrench hit in prey
kinkerbelle: @TiredNiall An invisible wall you can shoot.
surfderf: lots of viewers today
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun You're just in the truman show
KharadBanar: I hope this makes it into the highlights next LRL
vinvis_: Maybe you can get around it?
caulderjof: @Solipsody Sounds like a scene in Stargate SG1
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun check it for will sapping beige...then we'll know if paul made it
surfderf: is this ForkKnife?????
Phailhammer: I think I might now why the objective is outside the bounding box. If they used the package I think they did, they just sent the objectives to rans=dombly spawn in an are, that happened to be larger than the playable area.
togashinaruta: that was the dome force field protecting the last of the human race
RobertMerlow: Legit appalling. Who does this?
Phailhammer: *randomly
TiredNiall: I bet you have to find the keys to the chopper
Foxmar320: I would love to see an interview with some of these game designers.
WetPaperSack: I like having an easy way to see the invisible wall though
gawag_: im still going with my sub being lost to the aether
Erudite_Cynic: that is the longest MP5 I have ever seen
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shdragon: please PLEASE do not call them a dev.
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Phailhammer: Wow my typing is off today. :D
DystarPlays: they made $20 from you guys
TiredNiall: @Phailhammer That's an interesting theory
Zath_: I mean, they got your money
Solipsody: @Foxmar320 As long as it's conducted through bars.
vinvis_: Invisible maze
mugsi_: Do you have to turn off the generator for the force field?
Mazrae: maybe the helicopter objective is the second one and you have to go to the other one that would take forever to get to first
wildpeaks: at least cowboy game tries to be a game and has put some effort and thought into it
eric_christian_berg: They know how to make video games, they just don't care. :)
Keab42: You're at least getting entertainment out of it
PhoenixMelior: Tomato Way 2 even gave you a free one!
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DrWreckage: At what point are bad games made for watch and play and Jim?
TSSaloic_: You're buying these games so we don't have to.
Neojetangel: How do you even find these games on steam anymore
Jake_the_guy: is this money laundering ?
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun your spreading awareness of a problem, I hope that helps you sleep easier
ritchards: From Russia, with love?
RobertMerlow: If anything, you guys are like the canaries warning all others of the dangers ahead
DanielJGrouse: it's clearly a deep piece of art, I mean, doesn't it make you question what the hell you're doing with your life playing this?
TheMoatman: I mean it isn't like this is another spud where it's so terrible you just kinda want to have it just to see for yourself
Neojetangel: all I get recommended is good games
kinkerbelle: The falco software guys apparently are making $500 a month, which is enough for them to *employ two people* and *make this their full time job*
traveller800: HUG HIM
Phailhammer: TiredNiall: I'm almost certain, if this is Unity, they used the GAIA terrain world creation package.
cheetoJack: a real ass-zombie
Neojetangel: and now anime boob games
Mazrae: go give it a hug
Foxmar320: An actual zombie surprises everyone
Saulens181: @Jake_the_guy that's actually kinda viable?
kinkerbelle: So, differing economies, I guess.
Znazl: Steam gave up on curation ages ago
tim19862: get your real ass zombies here
ApodoNuevo: Do you ever leave reviews on the games you’ve played on here?
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nattsan: Still orange
U_Dude: Look at him, zombling around
cheetoJack: an ass-zombie eats ass instead of brains
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Phailhammer: TiredNiall: Because I have the same package. :D
Jadenim: Bet. It still shoots you.
Teifer: what's the game called?
doormar: Azomb
Skyboss1996: actual gameplay startles everyone
eruditeCaptain: Oh my god they just copied the whole map over and ADDED a few zombies (ASSUMING THERES MORE THAN ONE)
KharadBanar: CONTENT
CleverCrumbish: @TheMoatman Absolutely not. This is regular W+P churn
Keab42: I've definitely seen that Zomboi model before
traveller800: Hug the orange zombie
tim19862: katesNice
wildpeaks: #BlameViewers
RAICx: Surprise content astounds everone
WetPaperSack: In before the next zombie whips out a grenade...
CleverCrumbish: Is that, Viewers like you, or ViewersLikeYou?
eric_christian_berg: @eruditeCaptain Be fair, they also switched the palette.
aWabbajack: can we write you an essay instead?
Neojetangel: this game, it bad
Neojetangel: got it
RockPusher: I'd like to think that for every one of these LRR buys it prevents a couple more than otherwise would have been from being sold.
Dumori: Our bullets are so slow
eruditeCaptain: @eric_christian_berg Oh, true, they did swap out the sky box and some colors
kinkerbelle: People literally said that about FFXIII.
Dyllbert: The zombies look like wooden manniquns
wildpeaks: game heard that shade and published you
Foxmar320: Game is SO bad
surfderf: what's on AFK tonight?
wildpeaks: *punished
TSSaloic_: The pro-zombie forces.
Mazrae: shooter zombies
Mazrae: ?
Avet24222: oh good
eruditeCaptain: oh boy
TheElrad: the wall came back to get revenge
Aceshadow132: @surfderf Pandemic Legacy
ajthesatyr: Aw... I was hoping for a 3rd game in that series
Doc_Rider: @surfderf pandemic
wildpeaks: early access ? I'm shocked
Borgrim_: most of them could be refunded based on low playtime
surfderf: thanks
tim19862: and they will be forever
aWabbajack: ooh sounds good!
Skyboss1996: oh no
SleepyDeveloper: Atlas?
aWabbajack: 100 out of 10
Boi_Ginny: Well I'm excited
tim19862: hmm
ajthesatyr: oh dear
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun bad is this gonna hurt?
Grescheks: that sounds like too many
Foxmar320: 1000 players? HA!
CleverCrumbish: It's important to have a USP
grgriffin3: Entirely too many.
adi_pie: Slowly,
tim19862: 🤔
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I'm not sure I believe them
wildpeaks: well they'll never get to be proven wrong
TSSaloic_: That's optimistic.
DigitalSeahorse: mortifying royal :P
Solipsody: Please please let this be a thousand player Mortal Kombat...
Bratmon: I was supposed to be on a plane during this stream, but I'm currently stuck in O'Hare. So here we are.
doormar: That's like, 10 PUBG's
Skyboss1996: Sheet
Avet24222: oh
Dumori: Sounds like thats never been stress teasted
TheWriterAleph: eww.
HerpesTornado: LUL
Tuples: !uptime
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shdragon: well sheet.
wildpeaks: it's not like they'll ever get 1000 in total anyway
Borgrim_: works with high AF ping
Himyul: X
Avet24222: oh this is
SleepyDeveloper: hory sheet
WetPaperSack: Sheet your weapon
TiredNiall: Is this one of those things where 15 minutes into the game we're gonna have a Lost In Austin situation?
Probevoyages: bad planetside
Anaerin: Awwww, sheet!
DystarPlays: oh SHEEET
tim19862: oh sheet! Kappa
Foxmar320: Id be surprised if they have 10 players
Rockario: Isn't WoW really just a several thousand player Battle Royale?
Erudite_Cynic: sheet tha sard
mugsi_: Oh sheet
Alness49: "A Thousand Players... will soon have this game"
TheAinMAP: Sheet.
traveller800: @Skyboss1996 this bodes well
adi_pie: You've got to be sheeting me.
TheSoftestBunny: sheet omg
TSSaloic_: Devotion! Count the pips!~
Znazl: SHHEET?!
heckingjen: unsheet
eruditeCaptain: I often sheet my soard in my scavardd
DigitalSeahorse: nope
DemoDane: i love my bedsheet weapon
TheElrad: Alex, unsheeth your mighty weapon
AdmiralMemo: Nope
Skyboss1996: No. No they don't
TheAinMAP: Possible.
PyreDynasty: oh sheet
angryoptimist: Oh holy sheet
ReynardWrecca: Oh sheet this is gonna be rough.
mugsi_: That man just sheet a sword
DoctorOfBeard: reed?
gawag_: sheet, sheet, fire our sheet!
RichardMcSundy: i just bought 10 books this month
wildpeaks: depends, i read on mobile instead
kinkerbelle: You guy sare worried about the sheet. I'm worried about "mouse mode"
TheMoatman: so this *does* require other players
DigitalSeahorse: I read more on and off
Bratmon: That's the effort and attention to detail I would expect from a team that programmed a 1,000 player real time game.
WetPaperSack: They only read if it's on Twitter
VeinNetwork: I think they read. Just very poorly
ehsteveG: if there's more than 15 I'll eat my hat
Foxmar320: omg that neck
AdmiralMemo: @gawag_ But I am le tired
eruditeCaptain: that poor human
Avet24222: oh no
RobertMerlow: What kind of low tickrate servers are they using for this game?
surfderf: Alex have you read GoT?
Mazrae: or have someone proof read their works
offbeatwitch: uhhhhhhhhhhh
tim19862: lrrFRUMP oh lrrEFF
SajuukSjet: not books, but i read all the time
Zotamedu: That's not how necks work...
TheWriterAleph: it's assuming human form!!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Sweet Cleave bro
SenseAmidstMadness: Oh no. What is this.
Avet24222: DLC
angryoptimist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Avet24222: wow
Tiber727: Given the number of common synonym mistakes I see, no they don't read.
Vyous: It seems like chivalry combat? Or trying to be?
viridimayai: D L FUCKING C?!?!?!
wildpeaks: only exceptions recently were the Dishonored novels
kinkerbelle: Early Access DLC! We've checked the boxes!
aWabbajack: ooh humans! I know them
SajuukSjet: Buff McBufferson :D
Invitare: that's probably the least of this game's worries
tim19862: igh
SpacePotato01: what kind of person considers these different species? Got some red flags going up
tim19862: ugh lrrEFF
Skyboss1996: OH Boy
wildpeaks: oh good
Tempest2097: Fokken wat?
SenseAmidstMadness: Early Access DLC? Somebody call Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
Foxmar320: Everything is DLC! :(
AdmiralMemo: why
TheWriterAleph: ooh we got deep lore boys
TheMoatman: Okay the statue thing is neat
wench_tacular: so inbred
Metric_Furlong: calling races 'clades is a new one
Fruan: Is this FATAL as a battle royal?!
chronoscrow: What complete BS.
GSCeurope: !uptime
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delta__vee: lrrWOW
Avet24222: This is a thing
wildpeaks: at least it's unusual
togashinaruta: Kano - Liu Kang , Sonya - Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jonny Cage - FIGHT!
Znazl: Pure blood lrrAWESOME
WetPaperSack: Oh good, tediousness!
Swamplor: Tindr Marine is a species?
UnknownGerm: his neck looks like a slim jim
aWabbajack: ooh this beats the Sims genealogy
Metric_Furlong: which, to be fair, is an actual taxonomic classification
eruditeCaptain: hot dog
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: right, i'm out, bye folks! try not to drown in the bargage!
TheMoatman: Why not a robert instead
ajthesatyr: This is already painful
Znazl: lrrWOW glasses?
DoodlestheGreat: That's some great lookin' hair there.
AdmiralMemo: We have to unlock all the customizations
shdragon: You have to level up for custiomization options..
blast__femur: none of these are words
traveller800: EXTREME CLOSE-UP
Tempest2097: No customization at base.
Tempest2097: Suuuucks
aWabbajack: build additional devotion pylons?
TSSaloic_: Play Jace, that's so many blue devotion.
shdragon: Oh god whyyyyyyy
Foxmar320: Everything is locked! Why do we even have character creation
SenseAmidstMadness: What is this called
Borgrim_: Mein Schafft!
Mazrae: looks the same but with hair now
tim19862: lrrEFF
Creature_Comforts: Time for chat to do what they do best.
TheMoatman: Wow there are other players
DrWreckage: AMA
Thatwasademo: oh no
TheWriterAleph: are 1000 people even playing this hot mess?
DystarPlays: 5/1000
Metric_Furlong: is there still time to submit this for consideration for Games of Chance tomorrow? Kappa
wildpeaks: I'm amazed they found 5 players
vinvis_: all from chat
AdmiralMemo: Who are the other 4?
Alness49: Get ready for chatfall
korvys: 5 minutes of waiting...
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Gekyouryuu: that's 6 more players than expected!
Dumori: There's PLAYERS!
Zarash11: Top 5! Well done
viridimayai: What teh fuk?
gawag_: theres a chat!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That's 5 more than I expected
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
Karfsma778: I'm surprised there's five
KodeMage: who from the chat joined the game...
mugsi_: Time for a stretch chat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: anda server made for 1000 you say..
Gooseblast: Almost 1000!
GeeItSomeLaldy: Take a break for 5 mins
PhoenixMelior: !goc
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Bratmon: 5 > 1,000 math checks out.
Driosenth: I'm going to make dinner, see you in 4 minutes
ajthesatyr: People on chat downloading it now
BloodnBullets: they got real ambitious with all that DLC
Keab42: Are those other 4 players also in this chat?
Onisquirrel: This game was either really optimistic about its long term success, or it was bs from the beginning
tim19862: SeemsGood
TheElrad: hey, top 10 on your first try, nice Alex
Solipsody: Was that a threat?
literal_trashperson: Is this from the Mortal Online guys?
KodeMage: we have 4 minutes to dl and join this game guys, get on it
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun I think the game just threatened you, alex
heckingjen: theres a server chat???
Borgrim_: so, can a thousand of us install this in 5 mins
Dr_fragenstien: they can say it's an 1000 person battle royale if no one plays to find out the real maximum
DigitalSeahorse: yeyeyeyeyyeyyeyeye comic!
Zotamedu: Wait, new comic from Alex? Is it published?
ReynardWrecca: Your comic looks AMAZING.
KharadBanar: inb4 the "devotion" thing for character customization isn't even implemented yet
TheOtherTrevor: Alex: Thoughts on Judth?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: where will we be able to find your comic ales?
UnknownGerm: So I forgot to ask at GP Vancouver, but what's your MtG token situation Alex? Is there anything you're still looking for?
accountmadeforants: Each of you controls 200 characters at once, hope you brought enough keyboards.
Mangledpixel: the wiiiiiiiiiide lens
InkyGhoast: your comic looks cool alex!
kinkerbelle: GP was sweet! Thanks for doing it!
spiffinn: is there a place to find the new comic yet, alex?
Alahmnat: I'm looking forward to your comic, Alex
Borgrim_: we could stress test this piece of garbage
togashinaruta: how many of those players are people watching the stream who just bought it
AdmiralMemo: OK, so...Is this game free? Maybe some of us can join?
Avet24222: I can't get over how much DLC there is in an unfinished game
DystarPlays: @Zotamedu if he's talking about inking it, then no
Zarash11: @LoadingReadyRun bought a case and lens with your link, I don't know if it worked, didn't get 10% off
cheetoJack: I watched that new vlog on my phone with a very wide screen. It was honestly fantastic quality
tim19862: special masking tape or basic office supply Alex?
KodeMage: I heard the GP wasn't well attended because of the late change in format, less than 1000 people
InkyGhoast: oh yeah the widest lens, it was fun in the vlog
SenseAmidstMadness: The GP was smol
Gekyouryuu: Have you see the new Kaya, though?
InkyGhoast: Judith is fucking amazing
ImaUniqueUsername: Those must be the 5 other players of that game...
DigitalSeahorse: Zotamedu, not the one he's currently working on just yet
wildpeaks: oh good, magic
rogerivany: Kaya and Dovan have been previewed as well
Anaerin: 6 other players now.
AdmiralMemo: The Rakdos one is SWEET
Mazrae: what was the name of the game again?
kinkerbelle: Oh, yes, Judith. She's sweet.
viridimayai: Scourge Diva
couldntpickausername: I considered jumping into the game, but then saw it'd be several gb to download
WiredAbyss: nice
tim19862: oh boy, magic lrrFRUMP
aWabbajack: game is not free is it?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judith!!
Erudite_Cynic: sounds liiiiit
DystarPlays: Ask the server chat why they're here
WetPaperSack: Judith is amazing
Fruan: pew pew!
Avet24222: Is a new set coming out?
couldntpickausername: we should do a watch and play multiplayer announced ahead of time one day
thenb44: I really want standard mardu aristocrats to be a thing
cmdrud87: So, that's how you enable spectacle
Unas84: When you CAST
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Her full name is Judith, SCOURGE DIVA
TSSaloic_: Judith and Alesha sound like fun together.
TheElrad: straight into mardu aristorcrats
Jorge4hg: at cast
adamjford: oh boy, Magic numotYES
Dyllbert: Wait, how hyped is Alex for the Orzhov mechanic?
PhoenixMelior: Flample!
bl1ghtn1n6: Mardu Aristocrats pls
KharadBanar: I just rewatched the Friday Nights bit about the Snake Hydra today, maybe the buzz is because of that
aWabbajack: ooh F2P let's join in guys!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and you gain the life and cards even if the spell is countered
Avet24222: F2P?
CaptainEnder7: Flample Jellyfish Hydra seems good to me
aWabbajack not installing
heckingjen: flample
wildpeaks: sighs
tim19862: lrrEFF in' magic
Zotamedu: Oh, so no new comic that is being released like Dregs? I've been missing a regular dose of Alex in my life.
Foxmar320: I can't get over the characters weird neck
Mangledpixel: the new Sphinx looks good too
SenseAmidstMadness: Magic magic magic
cmdrud87: @KharadBanar , you know there is a sequel, right?
Unas84: Uncounterable draw/life is pretty good
Avet24222: WHat's this game called again?
the_bus_slumbers: “Judith was lit! Did you see the new spoiler?” Feed cuts out
Zarash11: @LoadingReadyRun bought a moment case and lens with your link, I don't know if it worked, didn't get 10% off. I'm excited to get it though
KodeMage: it's a control finisher
eruditeCaptain: I'd like it more if I played Blue outside of Izzet
Lord_Hosk: Lets say a dev puts 40 hours into a asset flip game. lets be generous. so then you and 10 other youtubers cover the game saying "this game is terrible" each of you get 2-3 people who say "it cant be that bad" thats easily 30 sales $10 a game, 300 bucks for 40 hours of "dev work" in a Russian apartment is probably fine money for never leaving the house.
kinkerbelle: spells with a cast trigger are weird.
aWabbajack: Mortal Royal @Avet24222
angryoptimist: The neck *is* pretty uncanny, yeah.
BloodnBullets: the life gain seems unnecessary
TheOtherTrevor: simic sphinxs rev?
KharadBanar: @cmdrud87 I did in fact watch the sequel (if that's where Cam jumps out the window)
AdmiralMemo: Oh hey people are talking at you @LoadingReadyRun
Avet24222: thanks @aWabbajack
TSSaloic_: Dovan
wildpeaks: ok I'll catch the rest in vod, sorry chat
viridimayai: As an aristocrats fan, I am slavering for this set so bafd
CleverCrumbish: "Weird" "Bad", these are words.
aWabbajack: oh there's chat going on in that game
AdmiralMemo: Server Chat is popping!
DemoDane: Judith is the least Rakdos name possible
Foxmar320: Im amazed that people are using the in game chat
Gekyouryuu: and what about the new Dovin, Alex?
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KennyMorgan: Kaya seems unwhelming imo
DrWreckage: I feel like standard is going to become blue white control winter
Anaerin: Well, people are talking. Not sure if it's at them...
DaMullet14: I'm very excited for Dovin and Stupid Sexy Jace to have a token making party
wolf2012pack: wait, there are other people playing and talking about the game?
cmdrud87: @KharadBanar , that would be the one
Erudite_Cynic: nothing like a good STREEEEEETCH
Alahmnat: hi game chat!
Thatwasademo: people are actually talking in ingame chat
CaptainSpam: Can't wait to see seven players in a map ostensibly designed for a thousand...
AdmiralMemo: 18 joined!
SenseAmidstMadness: lol
grimpokemon: Alex! What’s your opinion on Judith?
eruditeCaptain: @Lord_Hosk Holy cow, good point
kinkerbelle: it's free to play!
SenseAmidstMadness: Ask the people in chat WHY they are here
DystarPlays: why doesn't the server chat fill the chat box?? It's scrollling from half way!!!
traveller800: an entire 8?
Mazrae: everyone download the game and join
Inquisitor_Xian: is it just lrrfolk in the server? lol
AdmiralMemo: I guess the username is 18 then?
cmdrud87: do you have to wait until 1000 are full?
GeeItSomeLaldy: More players than The Culling 2
TiredNiall: Are we getting Loat In Austin'd. I really hope so
heckingjen: 69 seconds
4dSwissCheese: I'm real glad that the new Azorius planeswalker doesn't quite fit neatly into the same control deck as Teferi.
TheOtherTrevor: smash mele?
djalternative: is this game free?
GetsSalty420: to sheet the weapon
AdmiralMemo: @Inquisitor_Xian 4 of them were in there before LRR, so not just fans
eruditeCaptain: So... Chivalry?
bl1ghtn1n6: New Kaya isn’t amazing, but might be cool. I really like new Dovin
kinkerbelle: still downloading :(
Thatwasademo: ah, a push
traveller800 timer ends and game crashes
Inquisitor_Xian: @AdmiralMemo wowee that means people actually play this of their own volition?
CleverCrumbish: @AdmiralMemo No, the username is a sequence of unsupported characters, and they are number 18, whatever that means, same as sebastionsin is 33
Neojetangel: sheeting a weapon sounds painful
eruditeCaptain: I only played Chivalry a little, but this sorta sounds like it.
Swamplor: Alt-stab is well established ui design
Metric_Furlong: 0.7%
GeeItSomeLaldy: Get Hype
ajthesatyr: top ten finish coming up
aWabbajack: good luk have fun
northos: top teeeeeeeen! katesChicken
TheElrad: Congratulations on making top Ten, Alex
Anaerin: Spells?
AdmiralMemo: @CleverCrumbish Maybe it's non-English characters
mugsi_: I hope it's to the scale of 1000 players so it's about two hours until you see the other 6
Mazrae: i think if everyone in chat got the game we could get at least a couple hundred to it
SquareDotCube: Just linen them to death
Solipsody: So this is Reverence but not even remotely fun?
SalmirAeon: i mean, I like the idea of Medieval Battle Royale...
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KeithSqik: Put a sheet on top of your weapon...
accountmadeforants: Draw on sheet, or use sheet as weapon, duh
SenseAmidstMadness: Bro, don't you sheet your weapons?
CleverCrumbish: @AdmiralMemo Most probably. And I'd imagine it's neither latin nor cyrillic
Izandai: Is this a swords and sorcery battle royale?
Zarash11: Has anyone else used Moment lens stuff? I'm excited to get mine. Been learning some colour grading stuff and want to get some good footage to practise with
ajthesatyr: Your weapon is sheet
Skyboss1996: Oh what if it actually puts a sheet over? that would be actually great
scratchmonkey: is the bar even moving
TheOtherTrevor: you'll be surprised to find that your weapon is actually a sheet of paper
Borgrim_: are sheet weapons made of sheet metal?
DystarPlays: gotta load the weapons for 1000 players
DigitalSeahorse: sheets do cover some things
aWabbajack: F12 is Steam's Screenshot default
AdmiralMemo: @CleverCrumbish Maybe an Asian language like Chinese, Japanese, or Korean?
angryoptimist: I sheet my weapons out.
WetPaperSack: But 1000 players, G
TristalMTG: sounds sheety
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun well it is making a map big enough for a thousand players, graham and alex
Charlemandias: How big will this map be, how far will 7 players start from each other?
AdmiralMemo: Boom!
viridimayai: I don't think people "work" on Mortal Royale
aWabbajack: f10 for this game
Solipsody: Is there something you can play while you wait?
Anaerin: You know, with that countdown for the game to start, might be a good time to do some pre-loading...
accountmadeforants: Loading the other 993 players
GeeItSomeLaldy: Still faster than getting a game of Radical heights
Avet24222: @Charlemandias Oh no
DigitalSeahorse: don't tuck your sword into bed with you
grgriffin3: That is a lot of fire.
ritchards: HA!
Grescheks: "When using a bow, aim using the arrow tip and not the crosshair" then why have a crosshair, game?
AmoriLinguae: fun fact @LoadingReadyRun less than 7% of the world's ~6k languages have the 'th' sounds
Skyboss1996: We shall see
Dumori: So we'll spend 100 hours walking to meet up to scrap
Foxmar320: Wow if you actually had 1000 players this would take FOREVER to connect
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: What if it's actually trying to load like another 992 bots?
Kykiwi: What happends if someone disconnects whiel loading?
CleverCrumbish: @AdmiralMemo Could be! Or maybe Hindi or Tagalog.
aWabbajack: they want you to dance
keltonhicks: what about a four player couch BR? it would load instantly
NullColaShip: then it becomes tower defence?
Mazrae: are you surrounded by a fire wall?
vinvis_: you get a parachute right?
NullColaShip: (with you as the tower)
Twitch_RR: See, one of the things that turned me off of PUBG was how long it took to get into a new game and reach the part where there's meaningful gameplay
djalternative: 45 seconds to run away from the start?
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Thatwasademo: oh dear
Izandai: Oh god is this a Hunger Games-em up?
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AdmiralMemo: Figure your connection out!
Izandai: Everyone starts in the center?
viridimayai: This is bad, like, really bad
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun I thjink it has something to do with the giant wall of fire death
Skyboss1996: Acrtually good?
ajthesatyr: C'mon people
Skyboss1996: On watch and Play?
Neojetangel: turns out that the other 7 players are the devsa
Solipsody: This is an amazing succession of waits.
Neojetangel: *devs
Skyboss1996: Graham, you spoil us.
eruditeCaptain: Goodness, I could have launched KF2 in this much time...Maybe.
Metric_Furlong: 'th' (especially voiced 'th', which is technically how it's pronounced the verb form of sheathe) is actually quite rare in terms of occurence in languages
ritchards: it needs 10 players to start
TiredNiall: So you have to wait for 1000 people to connect in a full game?
M4RKNUTT: Anyone seen the mass control card been spoiled?
tim19862: this is the worst
AdmiralMemo: @Skyboss1996 I mean, palate cleanser. Atomic69 was great.
Featherweight_: you have to jump from a dragon
QuantumTwitch: Its good that they did not use the loading time to do connection to the game
DigitalSeahorse: the palette cleanser
Alahmnat: lol Featherweight
ritchards: I think it wants ten players to start...
Foxmar320: Maybe they just drop
tim19862: hahaha
Skyboss1996: If ya'll could just ready up, that'd be great
DystarPlays: @M4RKNUTT it looks sUUUUper fun
tim19862: wow
DigitalSeahorse: connect lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
AdmiralMemo: @Skyboss1996 Atomic 79 I mean
ritchards: so 2 more players?
Bratmon: This would be really hard to get 1,000 players to connect.
SenseAmidstMadness: Lol, it's just broken
eruditeCaptain: FUCK
Izandai: @M4RKNUTT holy moly
aWabbajack: plop
MiranFurze: the eternal task of waiting
accountmadeforants: Wait, how were they planning to do this when there's actually a thousand players?
ajthesatyr: Just click ready people
anemzero: So it's a spinoff of Hisone and Masotan?
tim19862: yes
WetPaperSack: @DystarPlays I see what you did there
djalternative: 1000 person game of red light green light deathmatch. someone make that.
keltonhicks: reign of kings 2 baybee
M4RKNUTT: 'All your base are belong to us'
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traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun the dragon colon stabbing minigame
RAICx: *When the dragon sheets you
Anaerin: It's Sheaþe
Bratmon: I'm getting the sense that this engine isn't really designed around 1,000 players.
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heckingjen: is that vore
U_Dude: TAB is weirdly good
SleepyDeveloper: Super Animal Royale has you flying on the back of a duck with a crate on its back
DigitalSeahorse: yes, play it now that I have a machine to join you with! :D
QuantumTwitch: att least it works as a screen saver
TiredNiall: @ritchards Really? Do you know that for sure because if 10 players is the minimum that's dog turds.
aWabbajack: draw your weapon, time to get your pen ready
scratchmonkey: you have to believe Graham
Erudite_Cynic: I am literally playing TABG as we speak
GeeItSomeLaldy: :O Get Hype
AdmiralMemo: There we go
viridimayai: they are going to disconnect quick
tim19862: weee
aWabbajack: U can dooooet
Solipsody: It was maybe a mistake to make this game so dependent on being popular day one, given that I can't imagine anyone cares about it at all.
kinkerbelle: what is that sky effect
ajthesatyr: yaaaaas
tim19862: nettyHype
Tempest2097: Here... We.... GO
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun has Alex seen Hydroid Krasis?
Foxmar320: ok this is going to be read Kappa
Izandai: That is a... Prominent compass.
Alahmnat: you feel very VERY short
Foxmar320: rad*
Solipsody: Okay, just one last countdown, and then the game begins.
Izandai: Oh that's better.
Inquisitor_Xian: quick un sheet your weepon
CodeGorilla: This is a weird Twilight Princess romhack.
tim19862: numlock to automove??! wut
TiredNiall: Is there a minimap?
NovaTiempo: Serges new PC has desktop
Dyllbert: This game as an auto run! Even PuBG can manage that
Mazrae: what weapon did they give you
aWabbajack: teaming?
DemoDane: looking at that curvature it doesn't seem much like a 1000 player map
Tempest2097: Hoboy
Izandai: Oh god what
SkylerRingtail: "Teaming will result in 24h ban," eh?
tim19862: long reach
accountmadeforants: Oh goodness, better not team with that one other player
Saulens181: @tim19862 numlock to auto move forward is a pretty typical thing
TheWriterAleph: poor implementation aside, the idea of a medieval battle royale sounds kinda neat
KinoGami: oh when did we start playing morrowind? KappaHD
wicker_knight: wow, interesting tree mod for Morrowind
caulderjof: Imagine having 1000 players and needing for every single one to be connected for the match to start.
CleverCrumbish: "Teaming will result in a 24H ban" do not worry about that friendos, there is nobody to team with and you absolutely are not watching.
TheOtherTrevor: look at your walk again
tim19862: ah ok, auto move *forward*
Anaerin: TheWriterAleph: It was called "For Honor". It didn't do very well.
Metric_Furlong: down to 0.6% of player capacity
djalternative: can someone link the steam page for this again?
ReynardWrecca: What, do you have to unlock your second leg? Why are you so slow?!
EricTheOrange: wait wait wait. look at our shadow. Do we have no arms?
traveller800: If I may...may I recommend RUNNING FROM THE FIRE WALL
Bratmon: @TheWriterAleph Isn't that what Clash Royale is?
KodeMage: this is excruciating to watch...
DanielJGrouse: I like that we have a theme today - slowly crawling across empty fields, trying to find any content
Borgrim_: woo top 10!
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun will there be a follow up on the Hydra Joke on Friday nights with Hydroid Krasis
wicker_knight: @TheWriterAleph there's also Mount and Blade, which at least seems to have a cult following
CleverCrumbish: @Anaerin Eh, For Honor was more a mediaeval Battlefront
Grescheks: you have thirst and hunger
AFlockOfStiltPuffers: Oh, it's free? See you in game.
KinoGami: is this supposed to be medieval pubg?
PMAvers: I was under the impression that while For Honor had a rough launch, they actually put in a lot of work into it and it's actually good now?