LeeshaJoy: None James with left mic
Skyboss1996: Frames machine needs a coffee
noSmokeFire: all the frames fell out the left side
PhoenixMelior: oh I thought that was just me
snowcookies: I'm getting lots of loading screens
LoganAura: Yup
Kumakaori: lol dammit noSmokeFire. you win
red_shoes_jeff: I'd just assumed my internet was crapping out again.
NovaTiempo: see you shortly then :)
PhoenixMelior: aaaand he's gone
CobaltShurikenReborn: a restart of the restart
Pedantically: Just tuned in - Twitch problems?
LoganAura: Welp
Metric_Furlong: !panic
accountmadeforants: Paul is off to slay the frame-eating beast, wish him well!
oyleslyck: Twitch being twitchy
Laurreth: PhoenixMelior, any of Wrede's books you'd recommend?
LoganAura: lrrFINE
TXC2: Indeed twtich probalems
TXC2: Problems so Twitchy I can't even spell Kappa
PhoenixMelior: Laurreth they're young adult, but I REALLY love her Enchanted Forest Chronicles series. What a charming universe
Pedantically: At least it's during Paul's stream, so he can fix it. :)
PhoenixMelior: (I also took down the authors Pteraspidomorphi threw out, I really need to plan a trip to my library soon)
Laurreth: PhoenixMelior, as long as they don't terminate in a fulminant self-insert Twilight fanfic it'll be alright >_< (I had one book where that happened)
TXC2: why is it that young adult means 14 and not like 25? :P
accountmadeforants: Because 14 year olds like to be told they're adults
PhoenixMelior: Laurreth nope, they're just about a princess that hates being a proper lady.
TXC2: accountmadeforants fair point
Laurreth: sounds good, I'll add it to the backlog :-D
PhoenixMelior: and then there's a book about a witch who refuses to have a singular one black cat and has 9 sassy cats instead
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 hate to be the one to tell you this, but 25 isn't young :p
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT....again
PhoenixMelior: she also has pansies in her garden, beautiful ginger hair and a well kept robe, because witches don't have to be ugly
Pteraspidomorphi: There's some great YA out there, depending on the author
TehAmelie: you will not beat Paul, twitch
rocketjohn: as a 40 year old, 25 is definitely young.
LoadingReadyRun: let's try this again...
TXC2: Metric_Furlong younger then I am :P
TXC2: I'm 30 this year, I'm shitting bricks over it :P
PhoenixMelior: good thing I'm older than 25 ^_^;
Metric_Furlong: rocketjohn TXC2 that doesn't make the age young, it makes us old :p
mtgzelda: sup
CraziestOwl: I look
TXC2: hello mtgzelda welcome
snowcookies: hello
CraziestOwl: I look like a 15 year old and it’s killing me
noSmokeFire: hey every paul
TheAinMAP: Hello again.
Gallium71: Yay!
PhoenixMelior: CraziestOwl are you in a position where you can grow a beard?
wicker_knight: hOi
TXC2: CraziestOwl I haven't looked 15 since I was 13 :P
noSmokeFire: frames :(
PhoenixMelior: beards always make people look older
CraziestOwl: @phoenixmelior hope not
mtgzelda: sup Paul
rocketjohn: #Blame Windows
rocketjohn: and frames are a dropping
TXC2: Very dark or very bright, like my brain :P
PhoenixMelior: CraziestOwl curses, that would fix looking young in a jiffy
rocketjohn: Bollocks indeed
noSmokeFire: our time at portia was the friends we made along the way
Baldrash: Chair's stealing frames?
wicker_knight: @CraziestOwl how about your hair white around the temples?
wicker_knight: :P
Laurreth: insert pipe snake into internet port, let it run all the way down
accountmadeforants: Evidently we need to switch over to *insert latest Twitch competitor*
tratta: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:38.
Pedantically: Oof, that was like 180 frames
noSmokeFire: what if you just did a Portia radio show
Laurreth: almost 200 viewers, let's monopolise Mixer
Metric_Furlong: even xsplit recognises there are problems
noSmokeFire: see you on the flipside
PhoenixMelior: hopefully no one is uploading anything!
TheSeg: Reboot the Internet!
PhoenixMelior: oh, well then nevermind!
CrazymattCaptain: reboot all the things!
TXC2: #blameShaw
Nightvalien28: boo shaw
Laurreth: Wrede is not big in ebooks
TXC2: when are we getting that Fibre in the Moonbase? :P
PhoenixMelior: I actually got off shaw, and I've had way less problems since doing so. But Telus was a big old butt to them in the past
CraziestOwl: @wicker_knight lol
StageMgrRob: Influence the Internet with a small ball peen hammer
accountmadeforants: TXC2 I could send them about 10 meters of fibre cable.
TXC2: what if Telus and Shaw are actually the same company, and just alternate which of them is shitty, and the other gets all the customers?
wildpeaks: kinda like the coffee wars in Deus Ex 2 :D
red_shoes_jeff: That's scarily plausible, actually.
TXC2: accountmadeforants that's all well and good, can you then provide the Internet into that fibre?
accountmadeforants: First it's fibre, now it's internet? That wasn't the deal!
iSmartMan1: Is anyone else getting mixed messages from Twitch, as though this stream is simultaneously online and offline?
Metric_Furlong: I've had some, yeah
TXC2: it's offline at the moment
Lyannen: iSmartMan1 yes..
TXC2: tech problems
CraziestOwl: We should go back to dial
Gizmoloid: Quantum stream.
TXC2: CraziestOwl please no
PhoenixMelior: ooh, the new Carmen Sandiego series is coming out this year
Laurreth: Stream, get in the box!
wildpeaks: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box
wildpeaks: the mystery deepens
Cepsys: i can't seem to remember my time at Portia, just a big blank space
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
TXC2: wildpeaks what a twist
wildpeaks: boxnard aprooves
TehAmelie: i don't even know where Portia is, i think my memory has been manipulated
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
TXC2: Korg Axepuncher!
ddonahue33: what was this weeks theme?
TXC2: while we're waiting
Laurreth: Early Access
TheAinMAP: Another lrrSIGNAL !
Lyannen: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT the 3rd
CraziestOwl: Man I just wanted to relax after a full day of learning is that so hard twitch
wildpeaks: *fingers crossed*
Hingadora: katesAir katesAir katesAir
Hingadora: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: one time no whammies?
Laurreth: CraziestOwl, my ISP regresses to 15 years ago at this time, doesn't help either
ddonahue33: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LoadingReadyRun: signal?
accountmadeforants: What if this is the only frame we'll get? What if all the other frames have already been eaten?
wildpeaks: yes signal
TXC2: we have signal yes
TheAinMAP: Signal.
wicker_knight: slgnlai ZUUUL I mean yes signal
Nightvalien28: we see you paul
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, are we back?
PhoenixMelior: I don't see Paul
accountmadeforants: But yes, signal
TXC2: should be
wicker_knight: and Paul
PhoenixMelior: now I see Paul
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior listen you sassy birb
wildpeaks: third time's the charm
TheAinMAP: There's Paul.
PhoenixMelior: Nightvalien28 you can't turn down the sass!
wicker_knight: listen, it's Early Access, there were bound to be some bugs :D
noSmokeFire: (Portland Maine)
GDwarf: My Time at Portland
wildpeaks: Portia, Partland, almost the same
snowcookies: lol
Cepsys: My Time in Portland?
Pangogie: Book maze.*
Prof_Poppinoff: i mean who can blame it, powells is amazing
LavenderCreations: weather is decent today in Portland at least :)
TehAmelie: probably the same name etymologically
noSmokeFire: mustache wax
Prof_Poppinoff: vegan stuff
Lithobraker: I think the issue is it sampled the IPAs and then had to wait an hour to drive.
Hingadora: Hit up Voodoo Donuts for some weird donuts?
wicker_knight: vegan fish
Pangogie: You laugh. But I wouldn't doubt Powell's having moustache wax.
TheSeg: It wanted to be back in the 1890s
noSmokeFire: now *I* want donuts. damn you, portia
TehAmelie: Portland Oregon? i think there are several Portlands
Lazyman1 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Lazyman1 subscribed for 17 months in a row!
Lazyman1: Happy New Year anyone. Wish all of you a wonderful 2019
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lazyman1! (Today's storm count: 3)
Hingadora: The stream just really wants a donut with a wrapped piece of bubble gum as a topping.
Lazyman1: everyone FailFish
TXC2: James has GP pox
Lithobraker: TehAmelie that was part of the problem: it was routed through all the Portlands.
MAPBoardgames: katesChair
PhoenixMelior: !chair
noSmokeFire: chair needs to take care of itself better
Pteraspidomorphi: Is there a stream tonight during the TTSF slot?
TXC2: !chair
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Aarek: katesChair
Mysticman89: Chari is probably building up all the sickness of those who have sit in it over the years
Nightvalien28: chair needs an union
snowcookies: Chair should get a cleaning for all it's hard work
wildpeaks: gogcomSeat has great lumbar support, it always has your back
LavenderCreations: okay, for just a moment I'm gonna pull out my "angry Portland-dweller" and say VooDoo is totally overrated and a tourist trap, their donuts are not very good
accountmadeforants: Chair looks a little blue, chair should take a day off
umm_so_uhhh: Paul! How goes it?
spleenlord just subscribed with Twitch Prime. spleenlord subscribed for 7 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, spleenlord! (Today's storm count: 4)
wicker_knight: @LavenderCreations Shots fired
noSmokeFire: the donut secret tech
Emergent_OS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:27.
Pangogie: Voodoo.
Pangogie: :V
Lithobraker: LavenderCreations so you're volunteering to give me a donut tour the next time I'm in Portland? Kappa
Emergent_OS: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:32. lrrSPOT
Pangogie: Voodoo is too tasty. You just gotta go to the shop not in downtown.
Lithobraker: can you pick me up at the airport
TXC2: In before it's just a starbucks Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: The calendar says Adam's Gamehaus is today but the events page says it's tomorrow?
Hingadora: Having been to Voodoo Donuts as a tourist, with someone who was schlepping donuts back to Seattle for coworkers? Totally overrated. <.<
LavenderCreations: Heavenly Donuts, Pip's or Blue Star... all better than VooDoo imo. @Lithobraker I love showing off my city, I'll buy you a donut ;)
wildpeaks: and a house with a face
TXC2: !schedule
LRRbot: You can find the full LRR schedule at http://loadingreadyrun.com/live You can also check out last week and up to 4 weeks in the future.
Aarek: I've heard good things about blue star and heavenly
SaiyaOrigaia just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. SaiyaOrigaia subscribed for 12 months in a row!
SaiyaOrigaia: The one year! On a new year! Also turns out you were playing the world's longest running early access game all along - The internet
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SaiyaOrigaia! (Today's storm count: 5)
Cepsys: C3PO grew a mustache looks like
red_shoes_jeff: I'm already sold, just on the Bacon bot.
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi what time zone are you in?
snowcookies: oh yeah
TXC2: good one SaiyaOrigaia
noSmokeFire: I'm not a fan of the internet's microtransactions
SaiyaOrigaia: thank you :)
wicker_knight: has some issues with player behavior
the_bananarchist: Oh! I got this game early on when it first came out
DanielJGrouse: I'm waiting for the toxicity patch
Decaped: the internet: the largest project creep.
wildpeaks: well yes, obviously
noSmokeFire: Turnip Jr
Pteraspidomorphi: TXC2: GMT
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
wicker_knight: make a silly character, play 15 minutes, restart with the character we actually want
Pteraspidomorphi: Let me double check that
Laurreth: traditions observed, good, good
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi yeah Tomorow for us is evening for lrr
BleedingToast: hello lrrHEART katesWave
TXC2: Hello BleedingToast welcome
noSmokeFire: these deliveries are. flat.
Xehep just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Xehep subscribed for 10 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Xehep! (Today's storm count: 6)
Decaped: the emotional resonance of the toxic research center just isn't there.
sivakrytos: grass quality
TXC2: We all want fantastic grass Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: I did misread that, thanks
wicker_knight: it's probably like show/hide helmet in RPGs
wicker_knight: hats are presumably stat-boosting equipment
rocketjohn: these voices all sound too old for the people.
wicker_knight: plum brit?
TXC2: yeap, 3 male voices, 1 female voice
TheSeg: Wow, three male voices and only one female voice?
elcalen: remember it's early access
rocketjohn: early access, don't forget
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe that's who they could get
Lithobraker: aahhhhhh! new noname track! brb
rocketjohn: they may not have got them all yet
TheSeg: OH! Early access… Ok… but still why though?
Pteraspidomorphi: Dev team voices
Cepsys: do 2 of the hair styles not have eyes? cause I vote blind hair
Backtothecave: What kind of game is this?
Pteraspidomorphi: They hate acting but the fans love them
wicker_knight: @Backtothecave apparently a Harvest-Moon-alike
TXC2: Or how Joe Kucan became Kane 'cause he was the director of the test footage
snowcookies: I like the updo
PhoenixMelior: someone told me "this looks a bit like Recettear" so I had to watch
accountmadeforants: The updo is the most turnip-like
Riandisa: Updo is very Turnip
cuttlefishman: Oh this game
TXC2: what's the closest to a pixie cut we can get?
snowcookies: yes
cuttlefishman: is pretty harvest moon
wildpeaks: perfect
wicker_knight: that looks very Portlandia
PhoenixMelior: let's do it
accountmadeforants: Yes, absolutely
rocketjohn: that seems reasonable
TXC2: turnip-esque
rocketjohn: super white skin tone
rocketjohn: purple scarf
wildpeaks: we are now part plant
wicker_knight: can we make the pants more scuffed
red_shoes_jeff: That one
Nightvalien28: the round one
MAPBoardgames: first one
TXC2: are we basically making Vedilla from Steven Universe?
wildpeaks: odd sentence, yet it's probably not the first time it was uttered on this channel :D
cuttlefishman: make her skin colour actually a turnip
rocketjohn: turnips are white/purple
rocketjohn: so skin color two should be purple
Gizmoloid: Turnips are purple.
VagrantDragoon: @TXC2 Vidalia?
cuttlefishman: a reddish-purple
Laurreth: "Dear developers, to produce further hype for your product on our various streams, we kindly request you provide a turnip as playable character. Thanks, LRR."
TXC2: VagrantDragoon Yes, Onion's mum
cuttlefishman: unless we just want to make her a daikon
cuttlefishman: that'd work also
Cepsys: why so serious Turnip?
VagrantDragoon: i know, it's a play on words, since vidalia is a cultivar of onions
ms_queen: Patrick
Decaped: Want to know how i got this farm?
TXC2: what so bad about a rule 63 Joker? kappa
Gizmoloid: Though actually turnips can differ in coloration quite a bit. Can you make just her forehead purple?
wicker_knight: that face looks a little too young for comfort
TweakyCZ: or you can go radish
Decaped: freckles?
cuttlefishman: don't think we can @Gizmoloid
Laurreth: cmdrPICKLEL cmdrPICKLEM cmdrPICKLER eyebrow
TXC2: who doesn't like thicc Eyebrows?
cuttlefishman: is that knbu
mtvcdm: I'd just Monster Factory it but that's me
GDwarf: We gonna Monster Factory? No Middle Sliders! :P
cuttlefishman: are we putting konbu on her face
accountmadeforants: Welcome to LRR Monster Factory
noSmokeFire: where does a turnip keep its mouth?
cuttlefishman: it looks like seaweed eyebrows
mtvcdm: Agreed with GDwarf. No middle sliders.
TXC2: low mouth, high chin
TweakyCZ: looks like a Grinch face
PhoenixMelior: oh wow, I love this character
accountmadeforants: Yeah, this is adorable
PhoenixMelior: I don't know why but this is great
Riandisa: This is great
wicker_knight: yeah, pushing the cartoon aesthetic seems to be helping
wicker_knight: she looks like the sassy friend in a kids movie about weird science
rocketjohn: we should be aiming for this: https://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/20372/image.jpg
Inkymouse: Hello Paul, hello Chair
noSmokeFire: joker's chill farmer cousin
wicker_knight: @rocketjohn no no no no cursed image no
TXC2: I have 100% seen this girl on some Nickelodeon show :P
snowcookies: on curses here plz
Gizmoloid: @rocketjohn We're not playing Tomato Way today.
red_shoes_jeff: Maybe shoten her hair, stop it clipping through her head.
cuttlefishman: how is this ship sailing
cuttlefishman: with furled sails
TXC2: aren't most alliances based on shared principles?
snowcookies: motor
wicker_knight: the sails are cosmetic
cuttlefishman: no prop visible
TXC2: Millennials are killing Diving
accountmadeforants: Oh, so she does have a second eyebrow
cuttlefishman: no wake from engine activity
cuttlefishman: no cavitations visible in the surf
ms_queen: no
noSmokeFire: it's pronounced "porsche"
Gizmoloid: @wicker_knight The sails are for sneaking up.
wicker_knight: pretty sure there was a little motor at the bottom, but agree there was no wake
Prof_Poppinoff: voices are quite quiet
wicker_knight: probably made it up in my head
accountmadeforants: The P, o, r and t are silent.
bl1ghtn1n6: i think youre right
Erudite_Cynic: @cuttlefishman the skipper is telekinetic and is moving it with his mind
cuttlefishman: fair
wicker_knight: @TXC2 I mean, if your principles are "don't get invaded" then sure
wicker_knight: Ooh, I like that headcanon @Erudite_Cynic
PhoenixMelior: this already feels like Stardew Valley yeah
ms_queen: i think it sounds better like porsche. but i was pretty sure the game developers said portia port.
wicker_knight: do we own half the town again?
noSmokeFire: grandpa, I think
PhoenixMelior: grampa in SDV
red_shoes_jeff: "Left?" He's still ALIVE!? What kinda backstory is this!?
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: My Time at Portia) at Thu 10:00 AM PST (46m ago).
PhoenixMelior: oh interesting, third person farming game
PhoenixMelior: buh?
red_shoes_jeff: No, it WASN'T
cuttlefishman: its a home
wildpeaks: accurate, game
TXC2: "Looks homey"
cuttlefishman: of course it looks homey
wicker_knight: your design actually looks pretty appropriate, if the mayor is any indication
MAPBoardgames: I've seen some voice/sub mismatch but buh?
Lyannen: Voiced error message for missing voice line?
accountmadeforants: "Home, why would I need a home? I just need some nutritious soil and water!"
wildpeaks: maybe he didn't actually leave and the game is trying to tell to run away from this town while we still can :D
LathosTiran: Dad's cigarettes are really far away
TXC2: workshop handbook = internet access
Oatway_: 0 to abandonment issues, this game
noSmokeFire: January 1st, 1 CE
DanielJGrouse: "Sorry I can't be anything even resembling a father, here's a shed you can fix for me"
wildpeaks: do we get a visit from the outsider now ?
cuttlefishman: big cracks
cuttlefishman: hols even
accountmadeforants: I like how the game immediately assumes you'll be here for years
Laurreth: Straight outta Stormwind
wildpeaks: this house certainly could use some repairs
ani_laurel: what was this made out of Redwoods?
Riandisa: Didn't he say this would protect you from the winds?
TXC2: eh, just put a rug over it Kappa
CraziestOwl: You should fix that
PhoenixMelior: early access Kappa
noSmokeFire: oh, it's a smart house
DanielJGrouse: your father has the money to move across the world but not to fix the windows in the house he left you in lieu of being an actual parental figure
VagrantDragoon: it's a bonus to your own stats
wildpeaks: yeah, that seems fishy indeed
wicker_knight: @DanielJGrouse money/interest
Erudite_Cynic: this games artstyle is my vibe
snowcookies: You've got mail!
wicker_knight: okay so we LoZ Breath of the Wild now
cuttlefishman: punch trees
boybyhimself: I liked this game for the small time i played it
Nightvalien28: unsubscribe to portia times
CraziestOwl: Everything is so big
wicker_knight: !unsubscribe PortiaFacts
wildpeaks: thank you for subscribing to Portia Times
TXC2: !subscribe servo facts
LRRbot: You are already subscribed to Servo Facts.
wildpeaks: welp, I guess we punch our way to victory now
Oatway_: wait is this strongbad simulator
Nightvalien28: time to paint the town red
Laurreth: anyone else now wants to see Adam play this?
MAPBoardgames: How do you type on the computer with boxing gloves on?
wildpeaks: maybe that's why the house has so many holes :D
TXC2: carefully
bradlby: Emily, your soul is mine
Erudite_Cynic: we dark sould now
Pteraspidomorphi: Light souls
wildpeaks: turns out punching things isn't an effective repairing technique
mapguru: Punching will solve all this world’s problems.
PhoenixMelior: Is this the Dark Souls of farming games?
Oatway_: FIGHT HER
red_shoes_jeff: Spar!?
TXC2: Stardew vally Souls
Erudite_Cynic: bust her nose and take her cash
wildpeaks: umm, ok ?
wicker_knight: ummmm
Nightvalien28: DUEL
Oatway_: what
cuttlefishman: Adam would love this game
snowcookies: lol
accountmadeforants: Did you know that Portia Facts. Did you know that "treasure chests" on Portia are in fact mimics? Even the ones that contain treasure! Fortunately, Portia's mimics are incapable of fighting back, but they still feel pain from you taking their innards as treasure.
Nightvalien28: don't block paul, only cowards block
wildpeaks: I aproove of all of this
AntiCrepuscular: "Teehee, I win!" :D
Erudite_Cynic: she took 3 bucks
Lithobraker: If you're blocking you're losing!
wicker_knight: welp, wouldn't be portland withount underground unliscenced boxing
noSmokeFire: :O I want his cape
MAPBoardgames: I noticed that you took your gloves off when you sparred.
red_shoes_jeff: Fight the Bearpelt Guy!
TheFictionalHistorians: I never realized the thing I was missing in Stardew Valley was the ability to bare knuckle brawl the townsfolk
TXC2: Hi Graham
AntiCrepuscular: Check out Oaks' cape!
cuttlefishman: bearpelt guy is cool
Nightvalien28: and he fought someone
cuttlefishman: talk to bearpelt dude
CraziestOwl: lrrJUDGE
bl1ghtn1n6: hi Graham
AntiCrepuscular: cuttlefishman Bearpelt McCapesman is the best!
wildpeaks: it is delightful so far
cloneblade: is this some kinda mmo???
SajuukSjet: Suspicious preachers are Suspicious
wildpeaks: who was meant to be cohost ?
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome to Watch + Paul, Graham.
PhoenixMelior: wildpeaks Jams
Prof_Poppinoff: spray him with lysol
wicker_knight: don't think so
Theycallmejokke: Fight the pig!
wildpeaks: darn, I hope he feels better soon
cuttlefishman: Oink
bradlby: spar the pig
m_logan2000: chat with pig
wicker_knight: cannot spar pig
accountmadeforants: Give the pig PUNCHES
red_shoes_jeff: That pig'll wreck your shit.
Nightvalien28: pig would probably kick your ass
wicker_knight: don't think that's a pig noise
Lyannen: Is that something pigs say?
red_shoes_jeff: Go challenge the Bear Guy, he's more our speed.
PhoenixMelior: Monk pig?!
CraziestOwl: Punch everything
Theycallmejokke: An oldman, Fight him!
DanielJGrouse: he looks old, you can take him, punch him
noSmokeFire: "cross five"?
accountmadeforants: No building, only fist!
wildpeaks: *sees someone with boxing glove* *immediate assumes they're a builder* :D
Theycallmejokke: Can't fight pigs, can't fight old men *tisk tisk*
m_logan2000: one of the pigs favorite gifts is roasted pork
Oatway_: we represent the comm-erce guild
wicker_knight: Ooof. It's the East India Trading Company
Laurreth: The Common Good!
Erudite_Cynic: TH GREATER GOOD
snowcookies: you can play games with old men tho
DanielJGrouse: well, good thing you already have your boxing gloves
TXC2: the greater good
noSmokeFire: turtle tools
cloneblade: how does a table stop working?
CraziestOwl: Punch them until they give you what you want
Theycallmejokke: Fight fight fight! Go Paul!
wicker_knight: I like his shirt
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: My Time at Portia) at Thu 10:00 AM PST (57m ago).
DanielJGrouse: I love that you take the gloves off for the fighting
m_logan2000: just spam attacks
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
m_logan2000: the kick stuns
TehAmelie: Portia? more like. . .Punchia
DanielJGrouse: wear boxing gloves everywhere, take them off for actual fights
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Chun-Li in Smash, you cowards!
Theycallmejokke: Victory!
Nightvalien28: VICTORY
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrCHKN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: I like how beating someone up improves your relationship
red_shoes_jeff: Got your $3 back ant then some!
jjaakee: Relationship +1
SwiftrunnerXXY: A winar ees u!
Nightvalien28: Mysticman89 many love a woman that can kick their ass
snowcookies: a few mins into the game and Paul is already stealing lunch money smh
Prof_Poppinoff: A world where random light sparring improved relationships is an interesting concept
m_logan2000: hit m for menu to show money
Count_Nodonora: Lol, I feel like I was playing this game wrong when I tried it. I don't think I ever fought anyone in town... been missing on some income apparently.
Laurreth: Mysticman89, Fight Club comes to mind (that movie is 20 years old later this year)
DanielJGrouse: fight everyone, make enough money to buy the whole town
VagrantDragoon: he said you could find resources lying on the ground
Hingadora: I think "Where's my money" is what you're supposed to ask before you fight them, not after?
m_logan2000: need axe to cut tress
Cepsys: the first rule of Portia is that you don't talk about Portia
noSmokeFire: I think you find wood and stone lying around outside of town
snowcookies: outside of town maybe?
m_logan2000: just collect stuff on ground around house
Darleysam: so it's like 3D Stardew, but you can also punch everyone
wicker_knight: I mean, if I could challenge someone to a fight and have it neither actually injure them or use up time that would be kinda neat
VagrantDragoon: perhaps piles of rocks or wood
red_shoes_jeff: Glowyrock!
wildpeaks: this is certainly very pretty
AntiCrepuscular: Laurreth that's impossible, I watched that in my twen... oooooh nooo
red_shoes_jeff: Back near the entrance.
m_logan2000: stone on left
VagrantDragoon: portia must not be in oklahoma
Count_Nodonora: I really like how chill the game is along with the soundtrack. There aren't enough relaxing games out there.
Laurreth: assembly station,? Please tell me this game has mechs
Nightvalien28: sassy caterpillar
wicker_knight: that caterpillar got moves
m_logan2000: look for twigs and rock piles
wildpeaks: someone on the dev is definitely into caterpillars
wildpeaks: *dev team
AntiCrepuscular: Count_Nodonora I got that feeling from watching people play Gris... I'm saving that game for when I need a chilled out experience :)
castlewise: Did you get to the Soldiers of the Sea in Obra Dinn Paul?
m_logan2000: need more stone and wood
wildpeaks: oh yeah talking of Obra Dinn, any chance you'll do a bonus stream to finish it ?
VagrantDragoon: it's stamina
m_logan2000: around those trees near your house
AntiCrepuscular: gonna be tough crafting in those boxing gloves ;)
TXC2: sleep points
m_logan2000: left of town entrance
m_logan2000: build axe
noSmokeFire: are these pink alpacas???
AntiCrepuscular: TXC2 I prefer check points ;)
wicker_knight: welcome to the valley of the llamas?
VagrantDragoon: do it
Theycallmejokke: Pink llamas?
m_logan2000: have enough wood
noSmokeFire: :O
m_logan2000: punch llama
Prof_Poppinoff: im sold
Nightvalien28: fluffy friend
VagrantDragoon: llama massacre simulator
MalBeam: are we becoming a llama rancher?
wildpeaks: don't you dare punching those adorable creatures
MAPBoardgames: llook at the llittle llama
m_logan2000: you have enough wood to make axe and can use axe to cut trees
snowcookies: Llama's done nothing wring
red_shoes_jeff: You kept passing a whole buncha stone on the road.
LavenderCreations: not with that attitude
cloneblade: Don't punch the cute llamas
Syntheticuh: KonCha
DanielJGrouse: I mean, you haven't tried? maybe you can bully a llama into giving you wood and stone
CrazymattCaptain: I thought llamas were made of wood and stone
Theycallmejokke: Fight fight fight
red_shoes_jeff: Kick her ass!
snowcookies: no sparing
Nightvalien28: rps?
wicker_knight: nope
m_logan2000: you dont actually fight her
DanielJGrouse: a child! you can definitely take her in a fight
SFSMaus: that is some significant frolicking going on there.
accountmadeforants: No levels, only fight!
nidbit: Paul, you're covering the map.
m_logan2000: your fight her brother in her place
oyleslyck: does... does she blink?
MAPBoardgames: RPS, Rock Paper Scissors?
wildpeaks: "she doesn't look so tough" famous last words :D
noSmokeFire: what on earth
VagrantDragoon: that's her brother
bl1ghtn1n6: oops?
MAPBoardgames: Never trust a Ginger?
Theycallmejokke: Hax!
SkylerRingtail: How do levels work? O.o
m_logan2000: build axe
VagrantDragoon: her brother defends her
m_logan2000: and thats a him
AntiCrepuscular: that clearly wasn't Ginger you were fighting there
red_shoes_jeff: Fight .him?
noSmokeFire: gust's suit doesn't fit very well
AntiCrepuscular: check out Mr Miami Vice here
snowcookies: lies
VagrantDragoon: ginger is lv 1
oyleslyck: early access bug?
m_logan2000: m for menu
VagrantDragoon: no, it's a story thing i think
wicker_knight: snail-lobster
AntiCrepuscular: looks like Sebastian
m_logan2000: go to inventory
m_logan2000: bottom right
Theycallmejokke: So simic exsist in this world, good to know
accountmadeforants: That character icon is adorable
Nightvalien28: panda bats
snowcookies: d'aww
Nightvalien28: I must buy this game
wildpeaks: daww
AntiCrepuscular: SUPER endangered ;)
Lyannen: How.. can it even fly?
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the Panbat, a close relative of the Seabat
wicker_knight: okay this is 10000% either based on or setting up to be an mmo
m_logan2000: character falls asleep at 3am FYI
Laurreth: that caterpillar looks sleazy AF
MalBeam: so is this simic simulator?
SFSMaus: they're naked. they're dancing. and they're llamas
m_logan2000: need to build traps to catch, tam and ride llamas
Gizmoloid: There's not talking to llamas only kill.
red_shoes_jeff: Okay,good.
Gizmoloid: *no talking
m_logan2000: have enough to build axe and then use axe to cut down trees
VagrantDragoon: the game puts them near the workshop for beginning
wicker_knight: stone was by the road
AntiCrepuscular: Lv. 5 Llama is too tough for us
wicker_knight: near the house
m_logan2000: cant look from there
red_shoes_jeff: All the stone's out in front of your house.
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m_logan2000: stone near path around house
red_shoes_jeff: Other side of the road.
Umandsf: Ah, an announcement of an announcement. :p
Count_Nodonora: If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the evening?
AntiCrepuscular: punch rock to get stone? Kappa
Lithobraker: Awww... I was hoping it would be spoiled via the DnD campaign
TXC2: Lithobraker has that even started yet?
VagrantDragoon: day 1: found sexy caterpillars and punched some people in town
Lithobraker: TXC2 starts monday
wicker_knight: considering the campaign is hosted by WOTC, there's probably a separate spoiler associated with it
AntiCrepuscular: all tuckered out!
TXC2: ah, would probably bit a bit late by then
m_logan2000: dont get full stamina if house is broken
TXC2: House is warm DESPITE being draughty?
snowcookies: Hazardous ruin is authorized?
p_johnston: hey mine'o'clock! hello new james.
TheAinMAP: But the Hazardous Ruin is safe?
VagrantDragoon: it's "open"
margieargie: Ooooh, this game! I'm interested to see how far it's gotten now...
bigevildan: The Hazardous Ruins are named after beloved town founder Jim Hazardous. They're actually quite safe.
accountmadeforants: Right, new idea. Instead of fixing the house, make a new house out of marble and copper, grow fat from strength.
TXC2: whats the right tool lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Roll for ghost!
SFSMaus: about 3 pounds
wicker_knight: lure
SkylerRingtail: This game seems like it might scratch that Harvest Moon itch? Though I'm not seeing any farming yet
margieargie: That's... the right tool for certain jobs, LRRBot, yes.
VagrantDragoon: @SkylerRingtail you can farm
wicker_knight: !advice
LRRbot: Roll for ghost!
Lyannen: Your defense is.. quite low
Lithobraker: A bad carpenter blames her tools, but a good carpenter doesn't buy her tools from HarborFreight.
margieargie: I think LRRBot is trying to tell us something.
Theycallmejokke: Now we be axe murders yeeeah!
TXC2: LRRbot is playing Orzhov clearly
wicker_knight: third time's the charm?
margieargie: Paul, you, uh... you might need to exorcise the Moonbase computers.
wicker_knight: !advice
LRRbot: Kill him, he drops a sweet Katana.
Prof_Poppinoff: fish like seductive caterpillars
TXC2: Yeap lrrbot on Orzhov aristocrats confirmed
Laurreth: So long, Emily! *chop chop chop*
TheAinMAP: That's one way for a tree to fall down.
SFSMaus: !quote axe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Count_Nodonora: If you leave small trees alone, they'll grow to big trees in a few days and provide you with a lot more wood.
TXC2: !findquote axe
LRRbot: Quote #3253: "Dude, your axe is mad frigid." —Alex, to Beej [2016-08-17]
red_shoes_jeff: Yep
VagrantDragoon: i don't think that's true
SFSMaus: !findquote axe
LRRbot: Quote #642: "Never go axe to mouth." —Cameron [2015-09-02]
Count_Nodonora: :D
Lyannen: This is minecraft..
TXC2: wow cam
kat2kool: Isabelle’s voice is different than I remember lrrBEEJ
SFSMaus: !findquote axe
LRRbot: Quote #3250: "It's normal that I'm talking to my videogame axe." —Beej [2016-08-17]
wicker_knight: this villager has a surprising number of voice lines
snowcookies: omg
Archonic_Energy: when can you put down turrets and fusion power plants... wait wrong game
TXC2: Careful, she's a white belt Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: she s all like "READ MY FANFIC"
manfred909: just ruining around town with an axe?
Rhynerd: gotta be careful with those amateur novelists
cloneblade: LOL paul is a murderhobo in a world that lets you do that
Lyannen: +14 Gols
VagrantDragoon: level bonus?
TXC2: she's the Crusader from Darkest Dungeon
margieargie: Thing about being a writer, you learn things about fighting while researching :p
wildpeaks: while you were writing a novel, we were studying the glove
snowcookies: why befriend ppl when you can fight them
AntiCrepuscular: Undefeated Welterweight Champion of Portia! ;)
kat2kool: Good to see the Dark Souls R1 strat is always relevant
TXC2: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
wildpeaks: everyone is talking about that new kid on town that's beating up everytone they meet
Theycallmejokke: We haven't fought a baker... yet!
Prof_Poppinoff: haven't heard that accent outside of a disney film
MAPBoardgames: This is what it looks like when you have random encounters monsters. EVERYONE can fight!
Count_Nodonora: Toby's mom has got it going on.
rocketjohn: she got them dough-kneeding arms
wildpeaks: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
wildpeaks: oh, didn't see someone already did it
wicker_knight: ran out of time
Erudite_Cynic: time limit
chesul: you ran out of time.
castlewise: um
TXC2: are we not doing Phrasing?
VagrantDragoon: level bonus?
AshBurnem: <3
Count_Nodonora: Thanks Paul, now I can't stop laughing.
p_johnston: kill it!
xantos69: Just tuned in. This game is so happy! What is the story?
chesul: what happens if you try to axe a llama?
VagrantDragoon: it hurts the llama
TXC2: xantos69 3d stardew vally
kat2kool: A colourful llama?? I want it!
Darleysam: this kills the llama
Mysticman89: maybe it'll increase your relationship with the llama
wicker_knight: that llama would kick your face in anyway
VagrantDragoon: this is a llama fighting game
chesul: you can't know for sure, it might be how you make them your friend!
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margieargie: Can you engage the llama in fisticuffs?
Erudite_Cynic: it COULD be a Llama fighting game if you tried
mallyx1: fight the llamas
kat2kool: It’s a little known fact that llamas have the same culture as klingons
Theycallmejokke: Time for some good old deforestation
cloneblade: why do you need to use new wood to fix those gaps? there are perfectly good Planks ther already!
SkylerRingtail: This game seems very chill so far. Did I hear Paul say it's only a demo, though? How complete is the full game?
wicker_knight: early access, playable demo
Grimmig_Dunkel: @LoadingReadyRun How long do you have to wait after you eat the stone for it to become a stone stool?
TXC2: SkylerRingtail we're playing the Demo for the stream, full game is in early access
accountmadeforants: LOOK AT MY STOOL!
Laurreth: You're the best! Wohoooo!
Grimmig_Dunkel: Very Zelda moment
xantos69: um....sir?
TehAmelie: that's a pidestool
Alephred: May I have a sample of your stool?
margieargie: dun dun dun DUUUUUN!
Grimmig_Dunkel: With an art style if you crossed Fortnite with Stardew Valley
vinvis_: Praise the stool!
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] I summon the power of STOOL!
LRRbot: New quote #5671: "I summon the power of STOOL!" —Paul [2019-01-03]
MAPBoardgames: I try to summon the power of stool at least once a day
noSmokeFire: stronk!
Spluuga: plz no summoning stoolhu
castlewise: you are stronk
accountmadeforants: She's the strongest turnip alive!
SajuukSjet: powerlifter confirmed
Grimmig_Dunkel: @LoadingReadyRun Any chance you guys are going to play Hyper Light Drifter? Its free with prime this month!
Laurreth: you need at least 20 though
kat2kool: She attack, she protec, but most importantly, she lift
Joda011980: 20 ?
Joda011980: and the one in the corner?
Grimmig_Dunkel: I know right?
TXC2: !prime
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Grimmig_Dunkel: I just downloaded the app
Grimmig_Dunkel: and Im looking at all the games I have
TXC2: 184, we started with 120
Grimmig_Dunkel: Super Hot
EvilBadman: Twitch prime still has a bunch of Devolver games like the Messenger available too.
Theycallmejokke: Diffently fight her
TXC2: Vally girl Native American?
margieargie: Oh gods I'd forgotten about her, thanks.
Grimmig_Dunkel: oh I already have gunpoint
Grimmig_Dunkel: on steam
wicker_knight: SHORYUKEN
castlewise: hdoukin
Grimmig_Dunkel: How can I give that away?
Alephred: Shoryuken, Paul.
Erudite_Cynic: SHORYUKEN
CraziestOwl: Running with a axe seems safe
TXC2: she looks like she's from 2 broke girls
Count_Nodonora: Huh. . . . I didn't know Tally's Teen persona made it into a game.
CrazymattCaptain: circle strafe
Laurreth: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
margieargie: Do you really want to be her friend?
TXC2: that's a bad way to make friends paul
AntiCrepuscular: "Axe Sparring with Paul Saunders"
Theycallmejokke: No punching priest I guess
Vyous: "A pleasure to beat you"
TXC2: church of light = we worship the sun
Mysticman89: I learn all of my life lessons from games, and this game is telling me I should punch more people.
AntiCrepuscular: or should that be "Axe 'Sparring'"
ani_laurel: Where's Father Muchahy when you need him?
accountmadeforants: Ah, just checked. The gifting thing ended a few days ago.
Lithobraker: A church praising the Sun? this is darksouls
Joda011980: curch of light, is that not the "secrectly" eveil cult in RPGs?
TXC2: !findquote piped
LRRbot: Quote #2228: "Stoners get piped!" —Alex [2016-04-01]
Joda011980: you stab meat?
wicker_knight: @Joda011980 they're turning over a new leaf. They now manage one of the two municipally-authorized exploration ruins in town :D
Lithobraker: Axe him a question
Rhynerd: Them's fighting words
chesul: I'm grateful I get to punch you now!
TXC2: yeah this guy looks like an Antoine
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SaiyaOrigaia: a good relationship based on mutual respect and punching
JustNotAFox: mutual respect of *these fists*
CrazymattCaptain: illegal crafting!
Lithobraker: This is surprisingly accurate permitting.
Mysticman89: its a weighted suit like they use in DBZ.
Laurreth: I think you stole his weed
Grevas13: So I just came in thinking this was some sort of farming game, and there's a fighting thing?
accountmadeforants: So the Builders Licence thing is basically testing whether you're MacGyver, no? Like making an axe from scratch and turning a stool into a kiln?
red_shoes_jeff: You just took his WEED!
rocketjohn: uh. are we the baddies?
VoidByAnyOtherName: total lunch dominatino
wicker_knight: we're inviting people to spar
Mysticman89: oh hey, you can (maybe) got o vegas
TXC2: note how thats Europe tilited 90 degress
SajuukSjet: i see they have a Party Island in Vegas :D
wicker_knight: definitely inspired by
Tomasu82: haha I thought the same thing
red_shoes_jeff: Sounds a bit lik-YES, PAUL
accountmadeforants: You must be Turnip! I can tell from your turnip-esque appearance!
wicker_knight: Turnshop
CraziestOwl: Punch
rocketjohn: The Turnip Patch
red_shoes_jeff: Turndown
VoidByAnyOtherName: huh he does sound kinda mel brooks
AntiCrepuscular: Turnshop is strong :)
accountmadeforants: Turnipdome
coolbond: so what is this game about?
ReynardWrecca: Shorkwap.
wicker_knight: Turnpunch for Shop
QuietJay: Trunip Factory
CraziestOwl: Not a workshop
The_FlyingDutchman: Turnuptials
red_shoes_jeff: Pinrut
Grevas13: Turnipquet
wench_tacular: seems prophetic
Laurreth: Darkest Estate?
Zath_: Good name, I'm sure nothing will go wrong
VoidByAnyOtherName: trash phoenix
accountmadeforants: Our next move will be to go beyond Turnipdome
SAJewers: Shop of Chance?
wicker_knight: Torchless Bloodmoon
TXC2: Turnip Heavy industry
red_shoes_jeff: SNACK FALCON
Laurreth: Moonbase?
AntiCrepuscular: Bionic Turnips?
accountmadeforants: Turniporium
wicker_knight: @red_shoes_jeff FOOOOD DOOOOOONNNKKEEEY
wicker_knight: ChanceShop?
TehAmelie: Turnipsmith?
wicker_knight: TurnupPatch
Gizmoloid: @TXC2 Was that a Blame! reference?
Theycallmejokke: Turnip Inc.
accountmadeforants: I still prefer Turnipdome
red_shoes_jeff: The Shop
Erudite_Cynic: Turnip: the Music
TheWriterAleph: Turnt Turnip
wicker_knight: Turnips Etc. works
KeithSqik: I vote vor Turning Etc.
AntiCrepuscular: Blunderdome
TXC2: Gizmoloid if blame has Toya Heavy Industries in it, then yes
KeithSqik: Turnip*
Grevas13: I like it
coolbond: Turnips n co
Riandisa: Etc is good
CraziestOwl: And sons
accountmadeforants: Oh, Blunderdome is even better!
devil_dan: Gasp. Is James invisible?
Alephred: Turnip's voice actor sounds very familiar.
accountmadeforants: Chair ate James
wicker_knight: James is sick. He has chair-ities
red_shoes_jeff: Good, now fight the mayor!
wicker_knight: *chair-itis
AntiCrepuscular: O.O
kat2kool: James is a ghoooooost
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VoidByAnyOtherName: trial by combat
Erudite_Cynic: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
noSmokeFire: prim and proper with her boxing gloves
TXC2: Grevas13 LrrHEART
castlewise: channeling our inner boros I guess
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: Streets of Rage did teach me that Mayors are the best at fistfights, yeah
AntiCrepuscular: ^
devil_dan: Thanks, @Grevas13
A_Bothan_Ranger: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Umandsf: Aw, thanks.
Laurreth: how else would they have become mayor in the first place?
TehAmelie: i want to start a business and call it my family name, etc. sort of like Family Name & Sons but funny
devil_dan: lrrHEART
Umandsf: One of these days, I’ll make me name easy to pronounce.
emonotony: Umandsf I tried that!
tomnar: does it have a meaning @Umandsf ?
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie meaning, your actual surname, or literally "Family Name, etc." ? :P
Grevas13: @Umandsf Don't you dare. I enjoyed Paul attempting to pronounce it.
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CraziestOwl: It’s starting to look like a sub only chat
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red_shoes_jeff: Five workshops, huh? *hefts axe* Let's doublecheck those numbers...
AntiCrepuscular: that facial hair... wow
TehAmelie: yes lrrBEEJ
Umandsf: @grevas13 To be fair, I also get enjoyment from seeing people attempt it.
wicker_knight: @CraziestOwl in fairness, it is a pretty sub-heavy chat
ani_laurel: wow, he already looks like a dick
emonotony: Also yeah, has that new Fallouty game been added to "never play" list on things like GAC yet?
accountmadeforants: I hate how he actually DOES things!
emonotony: (Because it needs to be on the "don't" list)
Joda011980: something wrong with his audio file?
AntiCrepuscular: Presley just borrowed someone's eyebrows to make that 'stache!
TheWriterAleph: is turnip gonna lay the beet down?
SajuukSjet: how does that quote go.... 'Oh No, he's hot'
noSmokeFire: young-HERE
ineedsbeer: tuned in at the right time.. juicy robot mayor
accountmadeforants: The T, U, R, N, I and P are silent
shadowxviii: LRR is making abrdiged now ?
Bowerbird7: Yeah, Arlo's voice just seems off somehow
kat2kool: Assemble... the b r i d g e
Prof_Poppinoff: need to dungeon crawl to make a bridge?
Joda011980: no tails?
TXC2: no xmas songs! :P
CraziestOwl: I think I should go to sleep soo, night everyone
JefftheFridge: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:13.
kat2kool: So a bridge is CatDog?
AntiCrepuscular: skiver!
Questhere: skiver me timbers
Grevas13: I've definitely seen a "civil cutter" take off a finger. watch out.
AntiCrepuscular: it's crafting time!
wicker_knight: @CraziestOwl night. Good luck at school (you mentioned you were relaxing after a day of learning earlier)
kat2kool: Can’t have no barbarian cutters in our workshop
CraziestOwl: @wicker_knight thanks
castlewise: So its like. "Hey, I made an axe". "Good, now build us a bridge." Its quite the escalation.
Prof_Poppinoff: ^
devil_dan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AntiCrepuscular: Psst, I don't think Turnip is a certified engineer...
TXC2: !break
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Desparia82: does he have the furnace already?
Pteraspidomorphi: Good timing for dinner
wicker_knight: we just got our certification from the town @AntiCrepuscular
accountmadeforants: Turnip is a certified MacGyver, and that's what counts
AntiCrepuscular: drip?
TXC2: "bloop"
TXC2: and we're back!
AntiCrepuscular: blip!
SaiyaOrigaia: did you spend your skill point from leveling up?
TehAmelie: i feel like "spiked practice sword" is a contradiction in terms
AntiCrepuscular: Spar the Mayor he drops a sweet katana?
noSmokeFire: is the sword faster?
Gizmoloid: Maybe the sword is better for actual fighting?
ArcOfTheConclave: minecraft?
AntiCrepuscular: cavework
noSmokeFire: that man is *orange*
TehAmelie: whoa, voice acting
shadowxviii: So you ned stuff from an abandoned ruin to make a bridge ?
margieargie: @TehAmelie It's for when you want to practice first aid as well as swordfighting.
WizardZedd: "Civil corpse"?
accountmadeforants: i can't wait for the "YOU MANIACS" moments when we see a turnip patch.
TXC2: Semantics Paul Kappa
wildpeaks: did someone say Jetpack ?
TheAinMAP: Jetpack?
darkecologist: more of a fixer-upper than a ruin
TehAmelie: was it just me who immediately thought Graham was doing a voice from off screen?
AntiCrepuscular: *supposed*
castlewise: Its like Undermountain. It takes a lot of work to keep the place stocked with treasure and monsters
TXC2: this guy sounds like three dog from Fallout Radio
AntiCrepuscular: I thought this was a ruin, not a mine?
meagremania: @TehAmelie I'm so glad someone else thought that sounded like Graham
AntiCrepuscular: sweet shades!
shadowxviii: They are rebuilding a bridge around here, and now I understand why it always takes so much more time and money.
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
AntiCrepuscular: hey Dandinstorm12
Dandinstorm12: Hello Paul + chair
TehAmelie: we've come such a long way from Earthworm Jim 2
OmnipotentTrevor: Well this is a colorful minecraft mod.
AntiCrepuscular: secret tunnel?!
accountmadeforants: Now dig too deep and too greedily, what could go wrong?
AntiCrepuscular: lava spiders? ;)
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
TXC2: Diamonds in 12 blocks Kappa
Lithobraker: mr chair is blocking map
noSmokeFire: could you swap sides? you and chair are in front of the map
TehAmelie: frankly any game that lets you dig to arbitrary depths and don't have balrogs is doing it wrong
Desparia82: blue chair obscuring map. move pls
AntiCrepuscular: noSmokeFire Flip Paul Turn(ip)wise?
TXC2: We found a DVD.....inside a cave wall, yeap nothing to look into there
TheAinMAP: Thank you.
shadowxviii: Goodbye Chair
AntiCrepuscular: exciting map LUL
Lithobraker: thanks lrrHEART
Dandinstorm12: by chair cya
TXC2: I like the frame skip with EVERY strike :P
castlewise: we need a juice box or a protein bar or something
shadowxviii: Now Chair is gone forever
darkecologist: i feel like archaeologists shouldn't swing the pick that hard
TXC2: Chair lives on in our hearts
AntiCrepuscular: I still see chair ;p
flameburstx: @Grevas13 holy cow i was gone from my pc for a bit thanks for the sub gift
TehAmelie: maybe we'll dig up the tapes with the alternate ending to Inception
wildpeaks: so much minecrafting, James would have enjoyed this game
TehAmelie: maybe it's good enough for him to try on his own time
Desparia82: wow. this is the pinnacle of interior design
TehAmelie: well, by "good" i mean "James' jam"
Laurreth: it straddles the line between minimalism, brutalism, and nihilism
TXC2: so Spartan then?
Alephred: The Civil Cutter - the most polite saw.
noSmokeFire: you need to "accept", I think
DevInsanity: It's probably fine
BloodnBullets: the copper throne
wildpeaks: maybe they have, uh, a sharp sense of interior decoration
Grevas13: I like my furniture pointy. Keeps people from visiting.
margieargie: Is this secretly Dwarf Fortress? Everything's decorated with spikes?
accountmadeforants: It's like Steampunk, but with circular saws. Just glue them on there and BAM, Sawpunk!
noSmokeFire: you might be able to upgrade your tools with that copper and tin you picked up.
Alephred: Do tree re-grow in this game?
Theycallmejokke: Can we do anything with the skill points we've gotten by leveling up?
shadowxviii: Can you tear down other peoples homes ?
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
LRRbot: New quote #5672: "Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere." —Paul [2019-01-03]
TXC2: Total tools = Tinkers construct Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Ah I thought so, neat!
accountmadeforants: No gather or social, only fight!
cheetoJack: How is our time at Portia going?
kat2kool: How do we level up our footsies?
red_shoes_jeff: You have like, 50
CrazymattCaptain: that fence seems annoying that you have to keep going around to the front of the house
noSmokeFire: you can build more than one furnace, speed things up
accountmadeforants: Crazymatt, he jumped over the fence earlier
Desparia82: oh that better be 12 game hours. otherwise this game not ideal
TXC2: not ideal, but idle Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Stool
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shadowxviii: that looks heavy
cheetoJack: yeah this person is hella strong
noSmokeFire: and then three copper blades, right?
shadowxviii: why do you even need an axe. That person could take down trees with their hands
CrazymattCaptain: check out the data disc while things cook?
rXpCH: I like this cosy stream :)
chesul: shadowxviii their hands are only for punching.
wildpeaks: ha :D
TXC2: rXpCH thanks, we try
shadowxviii: Would be nice if God actually took feedback
Pandalore: Farming sims with Paul lrrHEART
TehAmelie: fun fact, god's number is 1-800-GIF
TehAmelie: wait, that was supposed to be a joke
TehAmelie: something about pronouncing "gif" with a G
AntiCrepuscular: METAL BERT?!
TXC2: Pretty sure god uses a 1-900 number, gotta get that tithe Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: No that was Higgins
Desparia82: no that was higgns
noSmokeFire: everyone knows you pronounce gif with an 'h' sound.
shadowxviii: I don't know. The guy who stole you job had a worst voice quality
JustNotAFox: yeah, pronounce "gif" with the g like in "gorge"
margieargie: @shadowxviii That's what he gets for being a jerk!
accountmadeforants: I do like the idea of you fighting everyone, searching for the one who took yer jeerrrrrb
noSmokeFire: Django Fett
TXC2: it's DJ ango!
noSmokeFire: fight the child!
Theycallmejokke: Can we wear the jam, that would be rad
red_shoes_jeff: Fight the sword guy! We can take him!
noSmokeFire: was that relationship +1 or -1?
TXC2: these guys dont turn very fast do they? :P
Lithobraker: you literally stole her lunch!
AntiCrepuscular: No Paul, you're supposed to *give* the teacher an apple!
Lithobraker: you bully
BleedingToast: this game looks fun
accountmadeforants: An apple a day keeps the turnips fists away from your face
TXC2: an apple a day keeps the apple farmer happy
AntiCrepuscular: :D
shadowxviii: Oh, can we get a beard ?
noSmokeFire: wait, can you gift her that apple to improve your relationship?
wildpeaks: an apple a day keeps the new builder in town away
AntiCrepuscular: Smallish Builder :D
Lithobraker: kick his ass!
SirElgar: to the right is the research center
elcalen: ummmm
Tomasu82: wow
red_shoes_jeff: Um
AntiCrepuscular: Paul pls :D
TXC2: !clips
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Rhynerd: uh...
Erudite_Cynic: phrasing?
chesul: he called you small, kick his ass!
Theycallmejokke: *cough* :D
SajuukSjet: >D
margieargie: He want's to pump *clap* you up!
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeWood
Mox_Hagdorm: !clip
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shadowxviii: Hard Wood
Joda011980: armor for a date?
AntiCrepuscular: Date Armor upgrades?! :D
accountmadeforants: Now you have dirt on both the husband and wife!
PhoenixMelior: how is Turnip doing?
AntiCrepuscular: lrrSPOOP
shadowxviii: I also like the store Store.
AntiCrepuscular: PhoenixMelior Turnip is punching efficiently
chesul: lets go find and punch wigg... I mean... Higgins!
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Rhynerd: was the jam at least tasty?
TheGamesBlog: This game has porcavians? Yay!
PhoenixMelior: AntiCrepuscular ah perfect, the mono punch approach to harvest moon
shadowxviii: No punching kids Paul. we talked about this
Earthenone: 0/10 cannot punch children
castlewise: is telesis fighting?
CrazymattCaptain: sleep in the mine
BloodnBullets: jam that makes you need to fight, so the jam had roids in it?
noSmokeFire: "Telesis or "planned progress" was a concept and neologism coined by the American sociologist Lester Frank Ward, in the late 19th century to describe directed social advancement via education and the scientific method." -Wikipedia
accountmadeforants: Telesis is progress, sorta
AntiCrepuscular: "Telesis (from the Greek τέλεσις /telesis/) or "planned progress" was a concept and neologism coined by the American sociologist Lester Frank Ward" (I learned a thing today, thanks!)
Rhynerd: Turnip accidentally eats a jar of jam, jumps off a cliff, and fights a novelist.
TehAmelie: harsh
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
castlewise: waow
malsareus: Harsh Paul
shadowxviii: "herbs"
AntiCrepuscular: "doctor"
noSmokeFire: the only doctor you say? better fight him
accountmadeforants: Punch the doctor, no more recovering from sparring matches!
Alephred: He pronounced it 'por - tee - ah'?
chesul: a punch doctor!
TXC2: really? no one else in town has an advanced degree?
margieargie: Physician, heal thyself!
TehAmelie: he's a doctor, he can deal with it
red_shoes_jeff: "Physician, heal thyself!"
accountmadeforants: Once you take out the healer, this becomes a Battle Royale game!
castlewise: I"m hoping one of these guys will secretly be like level 50
Rhynerd: I guess the hippocratic oat doesn't apply to this man.
monsieur_squirrel: first hit is always free
shadowxviii: I'm curious what kind of "herb" it is
TXC2: shadowxviii the dank kind?
TheExactSame: i know a pharmacist when i see one
shadowxviii: most probably
SirElgar: inventory is full
Earthenone: too many free samples
noSmokeFire: can you build a chest?
shadowxviii: it is "healing herb" right ?
noSmokeFire: or store things in your house?
AntiCrepuscular: too many Sexy Caterpillars
CrazymattCaptain: can you make a chest to store things?
Theycallmejokke: Our home still sorta looks like crap
TheExactSame: i mossed the beginning. what is the conceit for casuql combat with passers-by?
AntiCrepuscular: "wooden storage"
noSmokeFire: Wooden Storage, second from the top
shadowxviii: wooden storage
Rhynerd: wooden storage!
TXC2: oh wow, the New Rakdos is called "the showstopper" :P
BloodnBullets: apple?
red_shoes_jeff: Put the grinding stones in the thing.
SirElgar: you have one wood to drop
Joda011980: refule the furnce
Rhynerd: can you eat the apple?
shadowxviii: eat the apple ?
SirElgar: left click for fast move to chest
Earthenone: rubber fruit? is this secretly in the one piece world?
Joda011980: put your lisence on the wall?
SirElgar: rather right click
IncredibleFrown: no new parts
red_shoes_jeff: Ruins, probably
Earthenone: make parts and wait?
coolbond: from the ruins
Theycallmejokke: Make new parts, and wait? ;P
coolbond: you have to master the scanner
elcalen: which came first, the machine or the old parts?
Rhynerd: so, mining?
TheExactSame: get ye olde parts
CrazymattCaptain: yes put the caterpillars in the chest with the food. this is how you end up with no food
BloodnBullets: empty your inventory first
accountmadeforants: That doesn't seem sustainable
PhoenixMelior: wait, is this game an MMO?
cuttlefishman: no
cuttlefishman: more Harvest Moon like
PhoenixMelior: okay, when I heard "steal my stuff" I thought it was single player
Theycallmejokke: With all the wating it reminds me more of phone game than a MMO
chesul: it's not an mmo, it's an mma!
PhoenixMelior: hehe
CrazymattCaptain: did you take the disc to the research center?
cuttlefishman: all the characters have set routines throughout the day / week / year
SirElgar: research center is marked on the minimap
TXC2: PhoenixMelior this basically seems to be a 3d Stardew vally
PhoenixMelior: txc2 with punching
TXC2: yes, with punching
cuttlefishman: use the pickaxe paul
7gorobei: so fortdew battle balley
Joda011980: up?
SaiyaOrigaia: relics can sometimes be below you if i remember
7gorobei: valley
shadowxviii: Has James not taught you not to dig straight down ?
Rhynerd: enough to make a grinder!
PhoenixMelior: Chair taught Paul to dig straight down, and what does Chair ever do wrong?
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ani_laurel: did you find a phone?
Desparia82: dig! dig until you unearth the balrog
castlewise: you can just mine for bluetooth headsets? neat
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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shadowxviii: how much further down can you go ?
PhoenixMelior: I'm sorry, you have a JETPACK?
margieargie: On loan, yes.
FeverRadish: First rule of Minecraft, never dig straight down :P
TXC2: yeap, jetpack in a mine, what could go wrong?
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cuttlefishman: SOFA
BloodnBullets: wut
Rhynerd: a whole sofa
wildpeaks: sure
CrazymattCaptain: a whole sofa
Desparia82: why not
SirElgar: when back at home, you should set up that sofa
KeithSqik: That is Sofa King Awesome!
Theycallmejokke: Ah yes the sofa mines :D
TXC2: good old Moutain sofa
shadowxviii: I like this couch, I'm gonna take it
rocketjohn: rather mined than yoursed i suppose.
SaiyaOrigaia: i think the story is supposed to be civilization a few centuries after an apocalypse
Desparia82: that fits in the backpack sure
leggettor: i just came in to i just mined a leather sofa
CptCorallis: Ah.. The late Seteeceous era
TheGamesBlog: A vein of rich, corinthian leather
rXpCH: damn it. if it was a bed I could have a made a joke about it...
Desparia82: lrrGREED
rocketjohn: CptCorallis booooooooo
red_shoes_jeff: I think you've just raided sombody's Mancave.
Simonark: Now to find some Ottoman ruins
SirElgar: Found it!
shadowxviii: We also found a sofa !
TXC2: CptCorallis rocketjohn I had to read that twice, boo, boo indeed
CptCorallis: Ah. The Mechanicus is here
Theycallmejokke: Can we swing on the swings outside
red_shoes_jeff: Like Chesterfields!
Lithobraker: I really hope there's an icecream artifact so we can make Scrumbridge farms references. One of my favorite sketches.
accountmadeforants: Like leather sofas, such advanced, mysterious technology!
Earthenone: also a lot of useless information
TXC2: so we're looking for the STC?
wildpeaks: wait until the Brotherhood of Steel hears about this
castlewise: So what happened to set the world back?
Gizmoloid: So you're digging up somebody's wikipedia backups?
Earthenone: we could always call god on the payphone and ask
shadowxviii: We think this ... "sofa"... was used as a fertility icon.
Rhynerd: assuming ecterminatus.
TXC2: but it's an OLD phone
Earthenone: yes, a phone that talks to god
JustNotAFox: that phone is just for talking to god
Earthenone: pretty impressive
shadowxviii: It's the phone to God. Maybe you're the only one who can see it.
accountmadeforants: That's a mobile phone, though
red_shoes_jeff: It's the OLD TALKER and it has great religious and historical significance!
Simonark: A land line, to talk to the old
cuttlefishman: just got to fleece the llamas for all they're worth
TXC2: adding that to !advice
brainbosh: Trying this game out, just finished a mining trip at the end of the day to a game crash, lost the entire day. :(
Gizmoloid: How about alpacas?
Addictiveme: i kinda want that hat
Addictiveme: BOY
7gorobei: alpacamache?
Simonark: We war against the Netflix sisters
TXC2: fart?
BloodnBullets: its wario!
GDwarf: So, are we attempting to get popular in the city by KOing all our neighbours, then?
squirrelfire: Just got in, did anyone tell Paul he can ride the llamas?
7gorobei: put fart in smash you cowards
AntiCrepuscular: squirrelfire ridable Llamas?! PogChamp
noSmokeFire: :O no, squirrelfire, that's important news.
shadowxviii: @7gorobei Wario is already there ;)
squirrelfire: According to the steam page.
Joda011980: remember to use the furnancesover night
accountmadeforants: This medium assembled part belongs in a museum!
TXC2: Ok How do we ride the Llamas ?
TXC2: this is VERY important
cuttlefishman: put your plaque up in house
TheExactSame: game has literal grinding?
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Joda011980: you need at least 8 bars
cuttlefishman: along with couch
noSmokeFire: is charcoal better fuel?
AntiCrepuscular: ABC. Always Be... C...Furnacing?
Joda011980: you need 3 blades for the commision
noSmokeFire: Always Be Cooking
red_shoes_jeff: And you need copper blades for the Manly Furniture Guy
squirrelfire: @txc2 apparently you need a stable?
coolbond: Dear DR Paul maybe use up stamina first
TXC2: squirrelfire I see
SirElgar: @noSmokeFire charcoal is used to make steel eventually
Joda011980: 8
shadowxviii: what is the end time for this stream ?
noSmokeFire: ah, okay. so not minecraft logic
AntiCrepuscular: shadowxviii when Paul has a stable and can ride the Llamas Kappa
SirElgar: you faint out at like 2 or 3 right?
squirrelfire: @txc2 you have to do a quest for Old McDonald to unlock the stable.
TXC2: squirrelfire wow really? old McDonald?
AntiCrepuscular: lrrWOW
red_shoes_jeff: Put your couch someplace.
squirrelfire: @txc2 yep. so sayeth the wiki
TXC2: shadowxviii should be at 1
AntiCrepuscular: "leather"
TXC2: it looks like a hello Kitty sofa
BloodnBullets: complete with cushion.
SirElgar: sitting on the couch replenishes ap
SirElgar: er, sp
Desparia82: this room could do with some dividing walls
SirElgar: ooo mail
AntiCrepuscular: you've got mail
cuttlefishman: can you make the rod?
BloodnBullets: looks like you need to fuel the grinder with power stones
TheExactSame: looks safe
AntiCrepuscular: when's the OHSA inspection? ;)
BloodnBullets: "KICK"
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:47 PM
7gorobei: anyone think the first generation if kid that grew up with minecraft will yield a bunch of mechanical engineers and inventors?
red_shoes_jeff: You're getting stuff. I guess just kick a tree over and over?
Lithobraker: 7gorobei I think robotics competitions will have a lot more to do with that.
BloodnBullets: @7gorobei thats not a bad thing
TXC2: 7gorobei probably not sadly
Theycallmejokke: The game looks pretty fun and charming so far, but I have to confess that all the waiting make me a wary of furture ingame shops or the old "Do you want to watch a quick add"
SkylerRingtail: The Giving Tree grows tired of your abuse
Grevas13: Those bees are organized
Earthenone: Tree will remember this -5
7gorobei: i imagine the first time they hit the wall of reality vs game inventing will be the determining factor
Earthenone: the first time they punch a tree will be the real test
TXC2: or when they get a pig
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
noSmokeFire: minecraft involves some of the same thinking involved in programming, but the visual approach more closely resembles electrical engineering tools. if kids make that connection, then kids might find they like that stuff
ritchards: lure? that's not what the subtitle said!!!
TXC2: what is this guy's accent?
shadowxviii: Fishing ?!
TheGamesBlog: Did he say lure?
accountmadeforants: Stupid sexy caterpillars, so alluring
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, caterpillers seduce the fish. What did you think they did?
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noSmokeFire: if you want ore and stone it might be more efficient to use the ruin
ritchards: Pet all the llamas!
shadowxviii: When do we get to play golf ?
Lithobraker: have we axed a llama yet?
PhoenixMelior: what a cute llama
Earthenone: we can play gold when adam beats torchless bloodmoon
Rockario: That llama looks top-heavy
BloodnBullets: can you make shears?
SirElgar: don't punch the llama PUNCH THE LLAMA
Miramosa: hey Paul! How long have you been playing?
TheGamesBlog: Oh my goodness. They're such lovely llamas. I'm buying this now
TXC2: !findquote llama
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:22.
BloodnBullets: !uptime
ritchards: Can you really whip the llama's ass?
Miramosa: thanks guys :)
red_shoes_jeff: If you're not gonna assault local wildlife, then WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING THIS GAME?
TXC2: !findquote llamas
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
cuttlefishman: Any furniture you can make from just wood?
Rockario: One of these sound effects is very close to the Mastodon notification noise, and it's throwing me off
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff too.....not... do that?
Earthenone: i assume fish?
squirrelfire: no harma da llamas
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 ... Don't follow.
TheAinMAP: katesLoaf
Grevas13: Pinky eats pretty well for a stray
QuantumTwitch: meat or fish
coolbond: meat probably
TheGamesBlog: Needs fishies
castlewise: ya goofed it
AntiCrepuscular: Apple "from kicking trees"? Game I think you mean "from kicking teacher's ass"
Jay_Blanc: I was going to get Paul to say "How I mine for fish", but Twitch ate my re-sub notification.
QuantumTwitch: why not explore the ruins
TheGamesBlog: @Jay_Blanc I still say "How I mine for fish?" sometimes in games that have mining or fishing , but most people don't get the reference anymore.
red_shoes_jeff: Twitch, you had all those frames earlier! If you eat sub nitifications now, you'll spoil your dinner!
red_shoes_jeff: Right next to the clothing shop.
AntiCrepuscular: Thanks for the pleasantly chilled out stream, Paul :)
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TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream :)
shadowxviii: Thank you for the stream Paul
wildpeaks: it was very relaxing
shadowxviii: now back to catching up on VODs
PhoenixMelior: thanks for the stream Paul! This was interesting
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:01 from now).
Lithobraker: Or they go the Star Citizen route...
Larington: The game is massively different to how it was when I bought it somewhere around a year ago.
Larington: Come a long way.
TXC2: "some other games" gesters wildly at Watch and play
Seosamh_117: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:34:24.
margieargie: It's not on sale anymore, but still only $20 US for a pretty good amount of game.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:00 from now).
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:00 from now).
TacSponge: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:17.
shadowxviii: Games with dogs ?
red_shoes_jeff: Thank you for playing.
AntiCrepuscular: shadowxviii I like that idea!
TXC2: !events
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Theycallmejokke: Pre-pre-HYPE then
Rhynerd: having two weeks to prepare for a Games of Chance would be nice.
PhoenixMelior: is it PPR time ALREADY?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior sure is :P
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PhoenixMelior: blagh
Rockario: The topic for Games of Chance should be a big announcement during the PPR
Rockario: lrrBEEJ
Theycallmejokke: The survey was a really good ide
TXC2: Please give as much feedback as possible.
Brok3nGol3m: Just done! Nice, quick, and painless!
Lithobraker: my preferred method is to just rock up to chat and ask, someone will answer lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: !card Birthing Pod
LRRbot: Birthing Pod [3{G/P}] | Artifact | {1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
PatFromIT: I literately just showed up to hear "Some people show up at the end of streams" Kappa
PhoenixMelior: wow, they reprinted Birthing Pod in the new set
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: PhoenixMelior they sure have
Questhere: kthxbai!
TXC2: Bye Paul
AntiCrepuscular: PatFromIT https://lrr.cc/calsurvey ;)
PhoenixMelior: any tech smart folks in the audience?
BloodnBullets: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (55m from now).
TXC2: PhoenixMelior what kind of tech?
PhoenixMelior: home PC, specifically hard drives
BloodnBullets: @PhoenixMelior that question is a trap to get people to fix your computer! I get enough of that from my grandparents! lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
TXC2: sure what's the problem?
PhoenixMelior: BloodnBullets I can do the fix, I just want to know that I'm not fucking it up XD
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Visit Death.
The_Crab_Goddess: puch
The_Crab_Goddess: *ouch
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I have a new Win10 machine, and an old mostly functional Win7 machine. If I take the hard drive(s) out of the old one and put them in the new one, would that cause chaos? Can I re-format the drives without issue? Do I need to pull files off it before I re-format?
Pal_Friendpatine: Stream issues or just me on my end?
AntiCrepuscular: PhoenixMelior to the latter question, yes
Earthenone: the stream is over
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah thanks. It still says live then switches to offline
PhoenixMelior: gotcha, so I'll plug the old machine in and double check everything before I take her apart
AntiCrepuscular: PhoenixMelior you can move the drive over to the new PC and it should be readable, but if it was the old boot drive make sure it doesn't try to boot from that instead of the win10 install
TXC2: PhoenixMelior if the hard drive with win10 is the boot drive, you should in theory be able to pull files from the old drives, but it will probably take some digging to find
TXC2: Like apps and links and such straight wont work
PhoenixMelior: the hard drive with win10 would in fact be the boot drive but I can just double check all that in the bios
AntiCrepuscular: yeah, good point TXC2
AntiCrepuscular: you can dig in the user folders for documents/pictures/music etc
PhoenixMelior: yeah, I missed exactly one folder I care about on my old computer, I was hoping I didn't have to plug her back in to find it but that's not the worst thing if I do
BloodnBullets: loose files should be fine
AntiCrepuscular: watch out for apps that save files under AppData in the user folder, those are easily missed
PhoenixMelior: mmm
PhoenixMelior: thanks chat, that ups my confidence in just adding another hard drive (or two) to the new girl
AntiCrepuscular: good luck :)
TXC2: for me at least, when I swapped drives was losing all the Start menu links, although on Win10 I guess that's not a problem :P
AntiCrepuscular: LUL
TXC2: its allways fun when you think you've typed a sentence, but didn't :P
PhoenixMelior: indeed
TXC2: right, dog walking time, goodnight Everybody!