Nightvalien28: limesWow lrrAWESOME
Metric_Furlong: well, guess I'll just decide this the old fashioned way
Metric_Furlong rolls a dice
TehAmelie: three cheers for mods
TXC2: thanks TehAmelie
TehAmelie: the chat mods and the kind you screw into games!
Anubis169: lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: Icewind Dale it is
TXC2: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5210: "I'm just terrified of what I might have said offhandedly 6 months ago that somehow is going to rear its ugly head during this campaign. Dale's very good at this." —Graham [2018-07-16]
TehAmelie: i was wondering, not that i'm interested in the job, but i got the idea somewhere LRR mods get paid now? is that how you keep such a strong performance?
smquinn22: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (8m from now).
Anubis169: we don't get paid
TXC2: ^
PhoenixMelior: txc2 ah yes, the good old "I'm an adult, and I want cereal for dinner"
Anubis169: we just like a good community
TehAmelie: you're just each personally awesome huh
TXC2: PhoenixMelior damn straight
TXC2: TehAmelie thanks, we try
adi_pie: Can confirm, the other mods are pretty awesome.
PhoenixMelior: except LRRbot. That guy gives some supremely bad advice.
TehAmelie: good to know the facts too
Anubis169: the definition of good changes from community to community, but the current state of chat and how there's positivity oozing out of this place means it meshes well :)
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't wall into frozen water.
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
TXC2: now how is that bad advice? Kappa
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: Caress the spider.
cheetoJack: the advice the modsquad pulls is to not do things, that scans
Metric_Furlong: so some of you play D&D, right?
PhoenixMelior: indeed
cheetoJack: can confirm
DarkMorford: We might
Anubis169: yupyup
PhoenixMelior: totally don't play a game together or anything
TXC2: chat has been known to dabble
cheetoJack: that would be ridiculous
Metric_Furlong: Bard, Druid, Both or Neither?
cheetoJack: what kind of asshole would want to run a d&d game for chat
cheetoJack: Bard
PhoenixMelior: totally not fighting unicorns tomorrow
PhoenixMelior: I'm gonna say Druid
Anubis169 rolls an insight check on EVERYBODY
DarkMorford: Bardruid.
PhoenixMelior: I like our bear
TehAmelie: i rolled a 9 on a d12, is that good?
PhoenixMelior: part of me thinks Perrizite is going to morph into a bard before the next campaign
TXC2: TehAmelie it's above average, so yes
cheetoJack: in 5e, yeah 9/12 isn't bad
Metric_Furlong: okay, so one each for Bard, Druid and Both, which I guess would mean 'both' wins
PhoenixMelior: that is my read on the situation as well
Anubis169: 9/12 is a good roll
Anubis169: !roll 1d12
TehAmelie: it's not a terrible multiclass
Metric_Furlong: (may have to do a bit of creative multiclassing but that's doable)
cheetoJack: ok so for better answer: Bard if you're ok being told that you're supposed to be seducing everyone (i didnt realize that was the thing). Druid if you like nature, both is doable though
TehAmelie: a charisma heavy druid would be mostly into taming beasts. . .and men
TXC2: a bard/druid is either the most versatile player, or a useless jack of all trades :P
Anubis169: a natural charmer of everything :)
Anubis169: you could be The Pied Piper of Hamelin :D
cheetoJack: circle of the shepard druid + college of lore bard would be a pretty decent support character
cheetoJack: circle of the land druid + lore bard would be just like fullspellcaster
Metric_Furlong: cheetoJack for reference, I'm taking suggestions for Icewind Dale party composition
cheetoJack: oh i see
cheetoJack: i know nothing of that, now I just want to figure out how to make a 5e druibard that works
2Flower: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (10s from now).
Anubis169: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (2s ago).
Twinklebees: What system does Icewind Dale use? 2nd Ed?
Anubis169: late!
Anubis169: panic!
Anubis169: panicBasket
adi_pie: I know nothing of DnD classes, so I see Bard and all I can think of is the FF14 job.
2Flower: Anybody know what game she’s playing today?
Anubis169: Kappa
TehAmelie: 2.5 if it's like Baldur's Gate
Metric_Furlong: ^
PhoenixMelior: 2Flower nope
TXC2: 2Flower not a clue
Twinklebees: Good ol' thaco.
PhoenixMelior: I really enjoy my Rogue in D&D, if you want someone who's just generally good at things
adi_pie: The title says Tiny Weird Game Roulette, so I assume multiple small games, or short bursts of various games.
TXC2: noting quite like reliable skill
2Flower: Sweet.
PhoenixMelior: ooh, ooh! Now is the time for Long Live the Queen!
TXC2: *nothing
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy
DarkMorford hauls himself out of bed to get dressed and eat something
Anubis169: adi_pie: bard is a super charismatic character that can buff the party or debuff the enemies, very good at deception and/or persuasion. has access to some real nice spells once you get to higher levels
TXC2: PhoenixMelior I think we're rapid firing through games
Metric_Furlong: (bards can't multiclass in 2nd edition, so that'll be some other areas of the party having to do that)
PhoenixMelior: (Note: The the for Long Live the Queen is "always")
PhoenixMelior: *the time
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Did you ever play Black Closet?
PhoenixMelior: not yet. I should though
cheetoJack: I think we can fit Long Live the Queen into any prompt
PhoenixMelior: that can be my palette cleanser
Twinklebees: Mhm. I didn't like it as much as LLTQ, but I did end up playing it until Whoops-2-am
TXC2: "Blank can't multiclass" the "wizard can't use that" of D&D
cheetoJack: whoops-2-am is my favorite time of day
adi_pie: That sounds similar to the Bard in 14.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Kathleen and @JacobBurgessVO had a very nice new year, and want to continue that, so no otome games, just short weird ones today on Now Kiss! Hot Date... Jurassic Heart and something called "Date Night with Eyeless Jack" | ||
adi_pie: Except for the whole deception/persuasion thing.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Twinklebees: Having played both, they're not entirely dissimilar adi_pie
PhoenixMelior: quick, I need to finish my podcast!
Metric_Furlong: !panic
TXC2: is it wrong that this sounds like it would be on Brave new faves somehow?
Anubis169: adi_pie: a properly played bard can charm the pants off any dignitary or defuse a conflict without words, also they can quite literally insult somebody's attack into missing :D
Anubis169: think Saruman's Voice
2Flower: I am here for the tiny weird romance
Freshly_Toasted: Was just catching up on the panalysts to be greeted by this!
mosartov: damn, almost first
Anubis169: oooooo
Anubis169: now everybody KISS
2Flower: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
chrono2x: kathle3HEX lrrHEART kathle3HEX lrrHEART kathle3HEX
adi_pie: Y'all can kiss without me.
TehAmelie: already?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TXC2: Kiss with consent
TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat welcome
Anubis169: everybody consents
Anubis169: even the floor
mtvcdm: Oh, this should be fun today.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesWave katesWave katesWave
TXC2: Anubis169 gross
Anubis169 kisses a suitably clean patch of the wall
Anubis169: Kappa
chrono2x: I think that chocolate kisses also count
Yosh1tailz is grossed out already
adi_pie: My consent level is, and shall remain, no.
LavenderCreations is continuing the Gift Sub they got from TheMerricat!
Freshly_Toasted: What about friendly 2-3 second hugs?
red_shoes_jeff: Continuous! Enthusiastic! FLOORING!
TXC2: here we GO!
PhoenixShaman: Woop
Bubblefish: lrrDARK
Anubis169 hides a Hershey's Kiss under adi_pie's pillow
turn1thotseize: Wooooot wooot
TragicMtG: katesWave Kathleen sergeHi Jacob!
andreasjfk just subscribed with Twitch Prime. andreasjfk subscribed for 4 months in a row!
andreasjfk: Anglerfish dating sim time?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andreasjfk! (Today's storm count: 1)
TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Jacob
Freshly_Toasted: lrrWOW
shimdogwastaken: it's a jacob
mrsarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Nightvalien28: hello kathleen, hello jacob
PhoenixShaman: Hi Jacob
2Flower: vohiyo100 Sampler pack of weird romance with you two at the helm is my jam.
Anubis169: hihi Kathleen, hihi Jacob lrrAWESOME
MousseFilledCat: Hello Kathleen and Jacob! Time to play less awful games?
TehAmelie: hello Kathleen, Jacob
turn1thotseize: Hi Kathleen and Jacob!!!!!
Yosh1tailz: dats a jakob! PogChamp
adi_pie: Hello, Kathleen, and Jacob.
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome to Now Jazz
TehAmelie: team J/K lrrHEART
Alahmnat: hello you two :)
avi_miller: Hello! sergeHi
smquinn22 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. smquinn22 subscribed for 21 months in a row!
smquinn22: Hello Kathleen, never get to sub live.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, smquinn22! (Today's storm count: 2)
PendelSteven: 'Ello!
Freshly_Toasted: The music is pretty groovy
PhoenixShaman: o/ :D
Theycallmejokke: Jacob spilling all the secrets
t3h_f1gm3nt just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. t3h_f1gm3nt subscribed for 38 months in a row!
t3h_f1gm3nt: Here's hoping 2019 is a sight better than 2018 was
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, t3h_f1gm3nt! (Today's storm count: 3)
thebenji_games: Hi, Kathleen,!
mtvcdm: !calsurvey
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PendelSteven: 'Ello
MousseFilledCat: This is very groovy music
SolarBlitz1: Well this feels like a very comfy way to start the weekend
Yosh1tailz: cheers :D
MousseFilledCat: 2019 would have to work hard to be wrose
Anubis169: travCLINK
PendelSteven: Weekend probably starts in 21 hours for me
PendelSteven: but okay
Drazoth: Ahoy Chat, how goes?
TXC2: hello Drazoth welcome
Sanityis0verrated: hallo
TXC2: Normal Vancouver, Normal walk
Freshly_Toasted: 2019 will hopefully be the friendly new guy in the office who should by all means have a dark secret but is actually a totally chill dude who likes dogs
Drazoth: My new laptop just came this morning, which is nice
PendelSteven: A box!
red_shoes_jeff: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
Mangledpixel: boop
Yosh1tailz: it took her a week! PogChamp
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
PendelSteven: 🎁
Yosh1tailz: TEETH
TXC2: we're all waiting for a package that didn't arrive
Robot_Bones: Brutal
SajuukSjet: Ferry's can be nightmares, indeed
PendelSteven: well, it's almost Epiphany or Three Kings' Day
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:48.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "They feed off your emotional state" sure was a sentence
PendelSteven: 6 jan is another day you can exchange gift
Augustina: Emotion vampires
Alahmnat: oh nooooo
Anubis169: 2019 will be the year where the damage from the past few years begins to finally heal, where polarisations and kneejerking fades on all sides and people debate more... and where people pick themselves up by their bootstraps and feel some positivity from within manYES
IUPACName: while i dont actually get to watch this show a lot kathleen id like you to know that the existence of this show is a strong driving force in my pursuit making my own miserable and pretentious visual novel, so thank you for that.
ghostgirldahlia just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ghostgirldahlia! (Today's storm count: 4)
Freshly_Toasted: Babies are adorable parasites that drain your energy to flip a coin of love or suffering
Sanityis0verrated: i have BC powder and Imitrex in my purse at all times
PendelSteven: really, git giving season spans from 5 dec (St. Nicholas) in Netherlands to 6 jan (Three King's Day) in Spain
Sanityis0verrated: or I try
Anubis169: sub hype!
PendelSteven: so 5-12 till 6-1 in Europe
NimrodXIV: lrrEFF
PendelSteven: I suggest we all take a hint from this
PhoenixMelior: oh, he's moving back? Neat!
TheOtherTrevor: planning to abandon it on the side of the road?
Sanityis0verrated: TableHere
EJGRgunner: I don't know what game this is, but I'm digging the music
PendelSteven: 'cause delivery between say 1-12 and 1-1 is much better : not ALL at ONCe
Gizmoloid: So, a beach hole?
PendelSteven: sigh
Contiguouskittycat: Waaaait a minute, Jabob we might have the same jacket, does yours also have a fake pocket with a zipper underneath it on the right side?
DontpingmePlayz just subscribed with Twitch Prime. DontpingmePlayz subscribed for 3 months in a row!
DontpingmePlayz: Hellllloooooooooooooo everyone
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dreamyxcupcakes: music is v chill
PendelSteven: also, not every store sold out at once
SachielOne: And that, your honor, is when I went postal.
PendelSteven: but well, viruses we cannot control so much
EJGRgunner: holy bus I just realized why gift shops always sold pain killers growing up
PendelSteven: of course
Kumakaori: The Magic things!
adi_pie: I know that kind of headache all too well.
phorrestgaze: magic magic magic
Master_Gunner: The Grand Pee
Mysticman89: magic magic magic magic
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A magic thing, but also to draw blood
PendelSteven: what will be known as Magic Fests soon
PendelSteven: PAAAARTYYY!
PendelSteven: I mean, fest literally means party in Dutch (Feest)
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen's having a great year.
Stellapacifica: Good morning chat!
TXC2: ah I see Jacob has not been corrupted by magic, we'll have to fix that Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: I need this song in my work playlist...
PendelSteven: Also in German of course
TXC2: PendelSteven pretty much mean party in English :P
TehAmelie: huh, around here you get painkillers from the drugstore or specially licences (very successful) grocery stores
SachielOne: 50% off Kinder Eggs!
Robot_Bones: This music is great for these stories
TXC2: hello Stellapacifica welcome
PendelSteven: @SachielOne that was confusing to me as a child as well
Alahmnat: lol Jacob
Augustina: dr pomatter, I want drugs. i want the maximum legal limit of drugs.
PhoenixShaman: sweet jebus!
MiranFurze: the music is so perfect
FlameI7: Hi friends
DarkMorford: Morning, Kathleen and Jacob! I'm home from work today with a cold, glad I can catch a morning stream live!
PendelSteven: see, childs in Dutch are known as 'kinderen'
lukyhemee: oh hi there
Anubis169: Kathleen...
mtvcdm: We get Kinder Joys on this side of the border... meh. After all the forbidden-fruit buildup, they're just okay.
Cepsys: oh hey Kathleen and Jacob
Anubis169 hugs
SachielOne: Now Kiss: Sponsored by Advil.
Freshly_Toasted: This would be a good podcast backing track I think
PendelSteven: something for kinderen, is known as a 'kinder'-something
coriolis_storm: Music is a bit loud though
TragicMtG: Lindsey lrrDARK
PendelSteven: for example: kinderspelcomputer
Sanityis0verrated: that is what sharp knives are for
PhoenixMelior: EVO is a fighting game tournament
phorrestgaze: Lindsey MVP
Freshly_Toasted: lrrDARK
PendelSteven: a gaming console for children
2Flower: Evo? evo152015
red_shoes_jeff: I should think MOST cars are Cars To Go...
Angnor33: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrHEART
Xed_Regulus: Kathleen, Super-Mom!
Pazy160: This sounds like a beat poem with the background music
PhoenixMelior: tomato soup and goldfish crackers is a delightful dinner
MousseFilledCat: That sounds like an awful end to the year Kathleen. At least it made for an entertaining story ?
PendelSteven: And yes, a Kinder egg is known as... Kinder ei in Dutch
eiggy64: poor kathleen
Freshly_Toasted: Just a kick out the door from 2018
mtvcdm: From hell's heart, 2018 stabbed at thee.
PendelSteven: An egg made for children?
Anubis169: it's a textbook chain-reaction crappy day
Sanityis0verrated: migraines are the worst
PendelSteven: Think: Kindergarten.
Anubis169: feelin' ya, i get cluster-headaches :(
PendelSteven: That is the short version of my story
TXC2: Migraines can get fucked
robinbolas: Am sowwy Kathween, bad day
PhoenixShaman: <3
mrsarkhan: I know that feeling Kathleen. Mine aren't quite the frequent but still suck and refuse to go away.
Mangledpixel: woo! work!
Sanityis0verrated: UGH I FEEL YOUR PAIN
MadAran87: :D
Mangledpixel: oooooOOOooOOOoh!
Kumakaori: WHOO~
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
TXC2: oooh
Freshly_Toasted: WHOA, NICE
PhoenixMelior: that's amazing Jacob!
MrQBear: Ooh!
t3h_f1gm3nt: WHOOOOOO! lrrHORN
mrsarkhan: That's awesome!
Anubis169: lrrHORN
MousseFilledCat: Yay! That's amazing Jacob!
arcaneIllumination: Congrats!
varbles: mathsquadJoy
dreamyxcupcakes: awesome!
DarkMorford: Congrats, Jacob!
Pazy160: Well, time to learn how to play Vampire myself...
Lucien0451: Cool!
Psychic_Ketchup: Great job, Jacob!
PhoenixShaman: CONGRATS JACOB!!!!
Alahmnat: oh dang, congrats Jacob!
ghostgirldahlia: Wow! Awesome!
Sanityis0verrated: I'm so happy I have migraine drugs
Sanityis0verrated: yay Jacob
Kumakaori: lrrEFF 'ing amazing!
EJGRgunner: nifty!
eiggy64: VAMPIRE HYPE!!!
Havok4: This is good considering why the previous writers got aggressively canned.
PendelSteven: Well, congratulations anyhow
2Flower: Jacob is a massively awesome amazeballs person.
zo4chcee: I'm so glad that Paradox got Vampire away from White Wolf
EJGRgunner: I have a couple of friends who contributed to White Wolf.
Psychic_Ketchup: Who is totally real
Alness49: Well you couldn't do any worse then the last writers... But seriously that's awesome
PhoenixMelior: You say it like that
TXC2: 100% real
plzpagedrtinycat: yayyyyy!!!!
MousseFilledCat: Tired at Pax Unplugged? I have no idea what that's like.
2Flower: Jacob... AFTER dark. *saxophone*
Contiguouskittycat: Jacob, is there anything you don't do?
SachielOne: Cat-thleen on point.
PhoenixShaman: <3
Cepsys: agreed. Eggnog + Coffee is great!
cuttlefishman: If Kathleen is a Sex Binturong, what is Jacob on this spectrum?
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat he doesn't fail, ever Kappa
robinbolas: You need a nice mustache Jacob, I'm thinking a handlebar
PendelSteven: Tired? No idea what that is. Also, Zeldathon ended two days ago :P
drfox17: I have today off, so I can watch Now Kiss!
MrQBear: Eggnog + Coffee? Now I wanna try that...
PhoenixMelior: Pyrite Heart is hella short but also I'm not sure if it's on sale or not
TXC2: cuttlefishman some kind of sex otter?
adi_pie: I've never had eggnog
PendelSteven: Suddenly mirrored
MousseFilledCat: Is the eggnog hard or non-alcoholic?
cuttlefishman: Jacob as a sex otter could work
t3h_f1gm3nt: wait a minute...i think i know this game..
LavenderCreations: now I wish I had eggnog for my coffee... I'm so tired
robinbolas: @MousseFilledCat Can be either
PendelSteven: this is confusing for my head ... it will probably pass
drfox17: I would like to know if Kathleen will be joining the Sunday stream of Rhythm Cafe?
ghostgirldahlia: Oh, the game is called Hot Date
Musical_Marauder just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Musical_Marauder subscribed for 13 months in a row!
Musical_Marauder: Oh dear it's too early for me and I need sleep, but yo 13 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Musical_Marauder! (Today's storm count: 6)
PhoenixShaman: !!!!! woop more Jacob
MousseFilledCat: @robinbolas I know that, I was asking if what they put in their coffee was alcoholic or not
SirSlipps just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. SirSlipps subscribed for 19 months in a row!
SirSlipps: Happy New Year folks! Hope your 2019 is full of more steamy romance. I hope my 2019 is full of more of this stream [also even more Jacob please and thank you]
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SirSlipps! (Today's storm count: 7)
TeiranDragon: excellent, more Jacob
plzpagedrtinycat: more Jacob!!! <3
Stellapacifica: Oh sweet! My husband and I just set up a streaming setup for our weekly D&D stream and it's a ton of fun
EJGRgunner: Bloodlines you say?
PhoenixMelior: is the notifier muted?
robinbolas: @MousseFilledCat oh lol
Octavia__ just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Octavia__ subscribed for 60 months in a row!
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PendelSteven: Luckily humans are reasonably symmetric
PhoenixMelior: what is Jacob's channel?
plzpagedrtinycat: I will follow youuu... wherever it is you will gooooo....
Kumakaori: nope ;-;.
TXC2: sadly no
cuttlefishman: Is he Enhydra lutris lutris or E. l. kenyoni?
PendelSteven: are we now citing lyics?
PendelSteven: Then I will go back...
Kumakaori: cat girl was a ... yep precisely Jacob
PendelSteven: I'm so tired.... Of playing with this bow and arrow
coriolis_storm: @phoenixmelior He’s still setting it up
ojii just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. ojii subscribed for 25 months in a row!
ojii: 25 Happy New Years!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ojii! (Today's storm count: 9)
control_rig: Good that you avoided that
PhoenixMelior: huh, I'm glad I missed that play
PandasAndPancakes: um
PhoenixMelior: I'm sorry, *addicted*?
Pteraspidomorphi: ;)
cuttlefishman: Just play some Ladykiller
PhoenixMelior: I have some problems
ghostgirldahlia: I just caught up on that playthrough. that game is...interesting
Alahmnat: lrrWOW
2Flower: Whole new meaning to "I just need one more hit."
Noodles_15: Addicted?
TXC2: I mean a person can get addicted to anything, but yeah no
SirSlipps: yeah nymphomania is super real
sgowell: Almost 4 years ... holy moly. Hope you both have a blast.
CrazyZonie: Am I too late? Did I miss it?
Mysticman89: I mean. you can discover a fetish, but I wouldn't call it an addidction usually.
Sanityis0verrated: I didn't see the end I choose to believe battle lesbians happen
sgowell just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. sgowell subscribed for 47 months in a row!
sgowell: Almost 4 years ... holy moly. Hope you both have a blast.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sgowell! (Today's storm count: 10)
PhoenixMelior: SirSlipps except nymphomania =/= BDSM
NimrodXIV: dammit 2Flower :D
red_shoes_jeff: Ozmafia happened... Nobody can say it didn't...
Freshly_Toasted: @CrazyZonie Just starting!
control_rig: Dating a pug!?
LeeshaJoy: ohhh, *that's* where I recognized this music from?
t3h_f1gm3nt: YESSSSSS! it IS this game!
Freshly_Toasted: I already like this
MousseFilledCat: So the resolution for 2019 is no more Otome games?
PhoenixShaman: Yussssssssss
PendelSteven: Ha, that's why i buy a corded mouse a few days ago
cuttlefishman: amazing
Kumakaori: wait wait wait. game has been in the background over all of Kathleen's story!??!? tooo gooood!!!!!
PandasAndPancakes: Addicted... as in bankrupting themselves on buying collections of obscene materials?
mtvcdm: Puppers!
offbeatwitch: IDEAL DATE
control_rig: Yessssss
ghostgirldahlia: OMG
cuttlefishman: GOTY
TehAmelie: i can barely remember Ghost Speed Dating. i think i didn't buy it cause i had just bought another Now Kiss game. . .
Cepsys: i bet he snors though
CrazyZonie: Yay! I didn't miss anything!
PhoenixMelior: Turnip
DentedPockets: Also Alonso.
control_rig: Boi
Alness49: Already 437% better then Ozmafia
red_shoes_jeff: DAVE
SirSlipps: oh shit mb you right, I was more thinking the addicted part @phoenixmelior
quietbutlouder: lrrSPOT
robinbolas: @PhoenixMelior Yeah, have you ever tried to give up BDSM. It's like your in a cage
mercano82: Buster
mtvcdm: Boy. We're named Boy.
ghostgirldahlia: WHERE BUY GAME!
RebekahWSD: I've...seen this, and that amazes me
PendelSteven: probably on steam
Robot_Bones: JacLeen
Sanityis0verrated: good start
Mysticman89: man, I want to use that line now
TehAmelie: "i'm a superhero for fun"
Alahmnat: this is already infinity percent better than ozmafia
TXC2: people still use tumblr?
cuttlefishman: Post female presenting nipples
PandasAndPancakes: tweet?
CrazyZonie: Blog on tumblr pern?
Nightvalien28: TXC2 people no, porn bots yes
SirSlipps: not anymore
zo4chcee: I'm so happy White Wolf no longer writes Vampire, considering that a critic of the game was harassed into removing the review and stopping
PendelSteven: Is that something new I don't care about any longer?
mtvcdm: what
Alahmnat: are we a cat?
PhoenixMelior: What
PendelSteven: Let's go all back to IRQ please :P
cuttlefishman: wut
NimrodXIV: whoa
PendelSteven: Sorry
Type_One___: cheer200 Pet all the Doggos!!!....or date them, somewhat similar
PendelSteven: *ICQ
cuttlefishman: whoa
control_rig: Nooo puppy
PandasAndPancakes: MOod
t3h_f1gm3nt: BIG MOOD
Nightvalien28: can relate
TXC2: too real game
accountmadeforants: would you like to see my collection of extreme parakeets
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MousseFilledCat: That was my latest date, right there.
Type_One___: I love this dogs face
CobaltShurikenReborn: relatable content
Stellapacifica: That's an incredibly relateable pug
PendelSteven: damn
TehAmelie: what was this game called? i want it in my library
kinkerbelle: this is such a bad date
Nightvalien28: an investigator
control_rig: Investigator
PendelSteven: Sorry, I'd walk away
TXC2: TehAmelie Hot Date
Alness49: Can we get the bill, please?
PendelSteven: Not liking jokes? Get outta here
Nightvalien28: omg
control_rig: Hahahaha
mrsarkhan: Good joke
SajuukSjet: >D
adi_pie: A+
phorrestgaze: I'm using that
control_rig: As a dad, I approve
Alahmnat: I love this game
Silver__Knight_: perfect joke
MousseFilledCat: Oh dear. That looks like it could have come from Graham's "Joke Book"
cuttlefishman: Lil Hon
dreamyxcupcakes: the daddest of jokes
mtvcdm: Bad Date Simulator
plzpagedrtinycat: love this game already!!!
PendelSteven: Isn't this the same dog?
Augustina: George is not feeling it XD
GeeItSomeLaldy: Jonty
PhoenixMelior: I think this is speed dating so you need to be fast
Alness49: Oh, so it's nothing but doggos
TXC2: is this pug drunk ?
control_rig: This dog is pinker I think
Pteraspidomorphi: No, this is George
Coinman1863: There's a clock in the back BTW
PandasAndPancakes: As in the swimming pool, the rule is no heavy petting Kappa
control_rig: Ooof
Freshly_Toasted: Big oof
PendelSteven: This dog has 15 cats
control_rig: Cats and dog living together.
MousseFilledCat: Maybe I should play this before all my dates, then I'll be prepared.
PendelSteven: wait, what?
control_rig: Madness
LeeshaJoy: Fifteen cats, all of which are bigger than he is.
t3h_f1gm3nt: BE COOL
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Send your sinuses to Arizona.
Contiguouskittycat: Going right to do you like me is a real power move.
Alness49: So I take it the dog is an avatar to remove the physical aspects?
Freshly_Toasted: "Do you like bread?"
accountmadeforants: Welcome to Costco I love you
kinkerbelle: oh no no no
Alahmnat: @Freshly_Toasted I've got French loaf!
SajuukSjet: txc2: "I like trains!" :D
zo4chcee: "So... you watch any good shows lately?"
PhoenixMelior: the work of Marie Curie?
PendelSteven: The _entire_ works
PendelSteven: jeez
CrazyZonie: @Freshly_Toasted They're a good band, but America is clearly a better band
2Flower: Ahhh, Geto Boys. From the Office Space soundtrack.
kinkerbelle: bitcoin!
ghostgirldahlia: Bow and arrow ability is really more of a second date topic
cuttlefishman: They'e a rap group
PhoenixShaman: just listen to the rythem of my heart
Kumakaori: This game is amazing.
Freshly_Toasted: @Alahmnat @CrazyZonie That's funny, I consider mysefl pan-sexual
MAPBoardgames: ScaredyCat spinaHug katesLurk spinaRee katesHug2 spinaBless spinaCry katesLoaf spinaLove spinaDerp katesGift spinaBlind spinaBlush I only have 13 cats
Alness49: Send newts
cuttlefishman: Newt pics please
zo4chcee: There's a chance we can make it now
MousseFilledCat: Such a good doggo!
control_rig: GASP!
Nightvalien28: we made a connection
PendelSteven: Huh? Wot?
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE FOUND THE ONE
Twilight_Spark: anneDog
Augustina: Another george?
PhoenixMelior: wait this is also George?
red_shoes_jeff: ALSO GEORGE
Freshly_Toasted: JORGE
phorrestgaze: I went to one at an anime convention. it was great.
PhoenixMelior: guys, clock is ticking?
cuttlefishman: shh
PendelSteven: Oh, I see a new Crapshots is out
PendelSteven: what timing
PendelSteven: but it makes sense :)
TeiranDragon: and suddenly that feeling if being old because you've been together with someone for so long
kinkerbelle: antipodean!
Mysticman89: so wait, didn't this game get started with a warning that this gets filthy? I can't picture this graphics style getting naughty
PendelSteven: actually
offbeatwitch: me irl
PendelSteven: "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't lknow" can be an answer
Comeback323: why are they all tsunadure?
TXC2: Tragically unhip
Freshly_Toasted: I just saw "Hot Date" and this lovely soundtrack
cuttlefishman: You like... naniomo bars?
MousseFilledCat: Tragically Uncool is my Tragically Hip cover band
PandasAndPancakes: Roundabouts? Is this set in the UK?
control_rig: NEXT
lukyhemee: is this zoofilia simulator ?
PendelSteven: Oof
Augustina: Is this a UK game?
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun You should pick something Greek the next time, like Dionysus... or um... Artemis... or Dionysus?
robinbolas: Ok the new crapshot is gas
Tomasu82: nah yeh
Robot_Bones: yeh nad
Contiguouskittycat: I consider myself more of an antediluvian romance option.
Mysticman89: kathleen at least, I think you are a less worldly but lovely austrailian.
Augustina: Aston under lyne is in manchester
PendelSteven: Eh?
PhoenixShaman: wat?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes...
Freshly_Toasted: I wonder what happens if you just ignore them
Alahmnat: frog is not a superpower
quietbutlouder: that feels like a copypasta
coriolis_storm: I wish there was some graphical variation in the suitors. Otherwise, this game seems anazing!
Comeback323: Jacob you weeb
cuttlefishman: Froakie isn't really secretive
PendelSteven: I hardly knew thee
PendelSteven: erm
QuantillusVarus: onimay
GeeItSomeLaldy: Terrence
ghostgirldahlia: This hipster dog wishes they were Froppy
Type_One___: bye adorable pug face
ggodopaste: did anyone mention Magic's Lizard Wizard?
PendelSteven: yes
masterfrog316: frog is the BEST superpower
Freshly_Toasted: Aw man but the ttuunes
2Flower: Boof!
Mangledpixel: boof
PhoenixShaman: bye Philipia
TXC2: booooooth
red_shoes_jeff: BOOF
PendelSteven: Froakie is a pokemon
CrazyZonie: @Alahmnat It's a pug. I'd expect that Frog is about as super as a pug could get.
frnknstn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:54.
PhoenixShaman: uhhhh
control_rig: uhhh
VoidByAnyOtherName: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: like fettucini but weird
cuttlefishman: uhh
DentedPockets: Well, of course, you don't spell Jack with any i's.
Contiguouskittycat: Surprisingly smooth music for a game about someone called Eyeless Jack.
PandasAndPancakes: [-____-]
TXC2: "based on a creepypasta" NOPE
PhoenixShaman: OH Jacob
mtvcdm: It's pasta you eat on Halloween.
cuttlefishman: Like a rigatoni
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jack is spelled with an a, anyways, no i
Knightlyvalor: Hi Kathleen, hi Jacob, hi chat!
Mangledpixel: spoop memes
Psychic_Ketchup: Ah that sure is no eyes
VoidByAnyOtherName: or is it more lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
sir_jack_DB: UhHhHhH
Stellapacifica: this is odd. I tentatively approve
PendelSteven: Froakie eventually evolves in the awesome Greninja
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun game is rather loud
Alahmnat: oh Jacob you sweet summer child
quietbutlouder: lrrSPOOP pastaThat
Freshly_Toasted: Oh no...
accountmadeforants: Pasta from "copypasta"
2Flower: mmmm, dig that default renpy UI.
PandasAndPancakes: Wait, didn't Akemi make Spooky's house of Jumpscares?
JeracotIII: lrrSPOOP
EJGRgunner: a copypasta is a copy paste story. a creeepypasta is a creepy story
eiggy64: eyeless jack looks like such a cutie
Freshly_Toasted: Spot on
Mangledpixel: ty :)
TXC2: thanks Kathleen
Noodles_15: Im just gonna assumed Tumblr
Contiguouskittycat: I think Jacob not knowing about creepypasta is more surprising than anything this game can throw at us.
Weisenhorn: much better
dougma: TY
ghostgirldahlia: Welcome to chill, lo-fi dating games to study to
kinkerbelle: ty
Alness49: He looks cute for a horror
DentedPockets: Twice... if you're lucky lrrBEEJ
PendelSteven: Eyeless?
LeeshaJoy: A creepypasta is a creepy story in the *style* of a copy paste story.
VoidByAnyOtherName: PowerUpL lrrSPOOP PowerUpR
PendelSteven: He mostly looks NOSELESS
Contiguouskittycat: That's fair, internet names are vague and ill-defined.
VoidByAnyOtherName: "hi fellow kids"
ghostgirldahlia: This is a surprisingly bishounen cryptid
Mangledpixel: it was an adaption of the term 'copypasta', which IIRC came from a typo on a 4chan thread or somthing similar
TXC2: Frnchalor!
cuttlefishman: Turnip
offbeatwitch: renpy is basically The Visual Novel Engine
t3h_f1gm3nt: DDLC was also made in ren'py
PhoenixShaman: Yes I am a kid want to skateboards?
Grevas13: was that four sneezes? i'm pretty sure that means death
Knightlyvalor: Bless you Kathleen!
2Flower: Renpy is pretty nice. Made Arcade Spirits not too hard to code.
Psychic_Ketchup: Like three Timothys?
TehAmelie: it's a little but more made for making dating sims than Twine i guess
sir_jack_DB: Three Timothys in a Trenchcoat
InadvisablyTwee: I just got here. Jacob, yay!
cuttlefishman: Could just be early
Aurelius101: cheer500 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Well, anybody can roast beef...
zo4chcee: Creepypasta fandom is the weirdest. Like you would think it would a community telling internet campfire stories, but it's typical fandom stuff about horror icons.
PendelSteven: I don't think this restaurant could exist anymore in my country due to those lights
red_shoes_jeff: HA!
VoidByAnyOtherName: lrrBEEJ
Aurelius101: I feel like Jacob is angry with me for that...
TXC2: Aurelius101 not angry, just disappointed Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: I can't wait until the stream devolves into dad jokes
PhoenixMelior: this guy? Serial killer. We'll love him
aussie_rob_w: Hi Team Now Kiss
TXC2: where the fucks you nose eyeless jack?
aussie_rob_w: lrrDARK
quietbutlouder: edison bulbs aren't just ""trendy"", they are warmer and more plesant than untreated LED and CFL, but also pretty
2Flower: And by 'things' I mean 'innocent victims' and by 'do' I mean 'carve holes into'
PhoenixShaman: <3 Jacob
InadvisablyTwee: Eyeless, noseless Jack
kinkerbelle: he's also noseless Jack
Freshly_Toasted: Eyeless, noseless jack is a bit of a mouthful
aussie_rob_w: Jacob And Kathleen On A Dating Game Team
Sanityis0verrated: ya know some light murder
Alahmnat: who shows up to a date in an Edison Bulb factory in a black hoodie?
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Do we play Coy about the murdering?
LRRbot: New quote #5676: "Do we play Coy about the murdering?" —Kathleen [2019-01-04]
Contiguouskittycat: Just a little murder on the side.
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes, very emotive eye sockets you have there, jack.
2Flower: Serial killer senpai noticed us~
Contiguouskittycat: His sallow, bloodless cheeks.
Sanityis0verrated: n8ce
zo4chcee: Eyeless Jack? Horrific, scary murder man? Or boyband-esque cute boy? You decide!
PendelSteven: Killing you sofly with this song...
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2303 patrons for a total of $13,956.87 per month.
MousseFilledCat: Can someone add the quote "He's going to kill us so romantically!"
t3h_f1gm3nt: its not like i like you or anything, b-b-baka
Sanityis0verrated: such a sweet boy
PendelSteven: Akward
phorrestgaze: is it people?
quietbutlouder: I know enough about these fandoms to know hes definitely been called cute
Grevas13: you hit the "NOPE" button
TehAmelie: lawl, you normies and your "food"
sir_jack_DB: uhhhh
Contiguouskittycat: Bringing your own food to a restaurant is a bad move, unless you have some real bad allergies
Freshly_Toasted: Big yikes from me
DentedPockets: It's flesh, right?
MousseFilledCat: He's a serial killer, not necessarily a cannibal?
aussie_rob_w: I was gonna ask why you were calling him Eyeless Jack, then I looked at his name, and then I looked at his face.
Alness49: "So why did you sugest this place?"
sir_jack_DB: Uhhhhhh The Game
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun That's the Liam answers to Monster Prom
kinkerbelle: why did you invite us then
accountmadeforants: That sorta thing could get you kicked out
Knightlyvalor: murder isn't a red flag?
Laurreth: In this house we tolerate lactose!
aussie_rob_w: He's gonna eat with his eyes somehow.
flatluigi: food into the eye sockets
zo4chcee: Why do creepypasta fandoms do stuff like this?
quietbutlouder: heck yeah
TXC2: that jaw is gonna distend like a snake
flatluigi: @zo4chcee because they're usually middleschoolers
quietbutlouder: or like photoshop style
Freshly_Toasted: Chin splits in 2 and he dissolves his food with acidic saliva
sir_jack_DB: UM
aussie_rob_w: Where's the fava beans?
PandasAndPancakes: I ruin so many hoodies that way.
aussie_rob_w: Where's the nice chianti?
noSmokeFire: *rimshot*
accountmadeforants: Oh my, liver? How cultured.
Contiguouskittycat: Okay Jack, I get the cannibalism, but just keeping your food in your pocket is fucking disgusting.
Penthesilea180: Jacob, your voice work is making this guy too likeable.
red_shoes_jeff: @aussie_rob_w FTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTF!
quietbutlouder: bleeding instrument
Freshly_Toasted: Learning with jacob and kathleen!
PendelSteven: what a dirty organ
CrazyZonie: While I don't take issue that he brought his own food, I do take issue that he had it stuffed it into his pocket... That's unsanitary.
mtvcdm: Paleo?
ghostgirldahlia: This stream is the best! Now let's kiss that murder-ghost! cheer500
Freshly_Toasted: What is that? Liver? Kidney?
TXC2: "what does human taste like" Salty and copperish
RealGamerCow: Says they don't like the food in a restaurant? Pulls out some bloody meat? Yup, that's keto!
Penthesilea180: Ultra Palaeo diet
quietbutlouder: yeah
TehAmelie: i always thought after the rapture would be just like now but with less evangelists
quietbutlouder: oof
Lauradical: It's very fresh
PhoenixShaman: that would be a pretty good concept for a dateing game
zo4chcee: @tehamelie OMG, that would be so nice.
Grevas13: less evangelists sounds great. that's my kind of hellscape
aussie_rob_w: He's only an asshole to chefs who should know better!
MousseFilledCat: Gordan Ramsey is also very sweet to the kids on his show
NimrodXIV: ^
Laurreth: outside his shows he's supposedly an acceptable person
phorrestgaze: he's only an asshole to the professionals who should know better.
Mangledpixel: i liek turdles
aussie_rob_w: He's on the Masterchef Kids and he's GREAT on that show
Freshly_Toasted: Anime is usually a good talki-nevermind
zo4chcee: He's also really kind to wait staff
Alness49: My stream stuttered when you picked that option and that seems normal really
aussie_rob_w: OH NO
MousseFilledCat: Masterchef Kids is the wholesome content I watch to destress
aussie_rob_w: he's embarrassed by his liver eating.
TXC2: he's not a weeb no!
mtvcdm: Cheese!
mtvcdm: Emergency cheese talk!
quietbutlouder: lrrFINE
t3h_f1gm3nt: #FurBangin
Aurelius101: If there's anything Kathleen can do and do well, it's fill silence! lrrHEART
Freshly_Toasted: Not petting a dog?!
ghostgirldahlia: I was fine with the murder, but he doesn't like anime? Pass
Psychic_Ketchup: Ha!
Aurelius101: Oh sure, Jacob. You laugh at THAT one.
TehAmelie: hue hue hue
starlitdiscord: awww
starlitdiscord: this is cute
aussie_rob_w: v cute.
MousseFilledCat: Aww, he's so cute for a cannibalistic murderer
PandasAndPancakes: He will murder us for these puns, and no court will convict him.
quietbutlouder: this is wild
accountmadeforants: This boy is so cute, this player character is so cute. This game is great.
aussie_rob_w: he might have tear ducts?
Freshly_Toasted: No eyes but still tearducts?
TehAmelie: what do you call it when you wink with no eyes?
TXC2: Teardutcs aren't part of the eye
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe he ate some tearducts for a snack on the way
PhoenixMelior: Jack's more than just a murderer!
MousseFilledCat: I feel like the second option is laser targeted to Jacob
aussie_rob_w: I love the last option, because it's so very weird.
Mysticman89: my dinner with andre, but also with jack the eyeless man
CraziestOwl: Hey guys
accountmadeforants: So the question is, are you also a cute creepypasta?
MousseFilledCat: Hi @CraziestOwl
TXC2: hello CraziestOwl welcome
TehAmelie: My Dinner with André Dinner with Abed Dinner with Eyeless Jack
drfox17: wait... isn't "learn more about you" also possible for killing you?
Knightlyvalor: Bless you!
aussie_rob_w: Bleshu.
Mangledpixel: bless you, x5
Grevas13: 5? poor dead kathleen
Freshly_Toasted: Bless you x5
TXC2: 5, 5 sneeses Ah ah ah
CraziestOwl: What’s wrong with his face
Stellapacifica: What a sneeze
quietbutlouder: bless ye
drfox17: that sounds like something which could also kill you
Penthesilea180: salude
Aurelius101: Please don't die of the plague, Kathleen.
Stellapacifica: I usually get 2 big ones
MousseFilledCat: @CraziestOwl He's a creepy pasta ghost
aussie_rob_w: the final option is the "come on and kill me" option surely
PandasAndPancakes: Maybe being murdered is your kink?
TXC2: CraziestOwl he's eyeless jack
LuHeGi: @Stellapacifica lewd
quietbutlouder: wow smooth jack
drfox17: "We"... or "You"?
Stellapacifica: LuHeGi I generally am :P
PhoenixMelior: PandasAndPancakes can confirm, that exists
PendelSteven: Haha
PandasAndPancakes: pancakes? Kappa
PendelSteven: Well, thanks?
Psychic_Ketchup: Dutch guys like you too Jacob
MousseFilledCat: Now I want pancakes for lunch
mtvcdm: This is Now Kiss, so
TXC2: Hug?
red_shoes_jeff: KITH
rf232: I'm dutch, thanks Jacob GayPride
gravityletmedown: NOW KISS
PandasAndPancakes: huuuug?
Alness49: Now Kiss!
MousseFilledCat: We technically have a kiss count on this stream
quietbutlouder: hug?
lord_wertornion: I agree with @Psychic_Ketchup Dutch guys like you
Erudite_Cynic: the little blushes
RealGamerCow: mtv celebrity death match. I remember!
thirsty_kitteh: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:37.
Mangledpixel: woo! lrrHORN
MousseFilledCat: !kiss
PandasAndPancakes: !victory
red_shoes_jeff: Yay!
NimrodXIV: lrrGOAT
starlitdiscord: KISS! :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghostgirldahlia: Woo!
Alness49: Update the kisscount!
Contiguouskittycat: It was Jeffery from the table to the right.
PhoenixMelior: lrrKISS
mjollnyr_: lrrGOAT
Freshly_Toasted: Kiss Count 1!
MAPBoardgames: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrWOW
PendelSteven: 🇳🇱
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kinkerbelle: lrrHORN
Alness49: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
InadvisablyTwee: lrrHORN lrrHORN kiss achieved
dreamyxcupcakes: BegWan
Malkmaven1176: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Stellapacifica: lrrHORN lrrDARK lrrGOAT
inaudibledaisy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Hunterprime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: first kiss of 2019
Noodles_15: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the volume is at 0
quietbutlouder: lrrHORN
Penthesilea180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mjollnyr_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Freshly_Toasted: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
red_shoes_jeff: We got u fam
Talin06: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CraziestOwl: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: lrrHORN lrrHORN
MousseFilledCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghostgirldahlia: Kiss! That! Ghost!
Pteraspidomorphi: baka!
t3h_f1gm3nt: B-B-Baka!
MousseFilledCat: I like turtles!
p_johnston: are we dating a puppet? also YAY jacob!!
Freshly_Toasted: Ok, this is kinda cute
zo4chcee: "She really gets me! Like I can talk about my murders and she thinks it's cool!"
MousseFilledCat: I assume these are all different creepy pastas?
Noodles_15: Wait Jeff the Killer?
Freshly_Toasted: THey are, yeah
PhoenixShaman: yus
Psychic_Ketchup: Rose.jpg!
quietbutlouder: good ending!
PendelSteven: well, good luck? I'm gonna eat dinner
mtvcdm: We totally got best ending there for sure.
TXC2: "lets tried to get murdered"
MousseFilledCat: I just did a literal spit take with my tea right then
Stellapacifica: Doopadoo
quietbutlouder: spingus
Mangledpixel: Redshirt
zo4chcee: The Creepypasta Extended Universe.
RealGamerCow: Chortleblast
phorrestgaze: "Jack's Eyes"
Alness49: "Knife-Stabbatha"
CaKnuckleguy: "Steve the Normal"
InadvisablyTwee: Just name her Killmepls
MadAran87: Let's go with Azathoth.
Noodles_15: Richard Butt
JeracotIII: Juggers
PandasAndPancakes: Captain Merciless
SkylerRingtail: Richard.
Coinman1863: Redshirt
red_shoes_jeff: DAVE!
drfox17: Tsundere chan?
LuHeGi: beboo
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
CrazyZonie: You have to go Cali Gal for this one.
gravityletmedown: fart palace
p_johnston: lunch.
accountmadeforants: "Jack but with eyes"
DanielJGrouse: Dinnerthy
tricles: victem 1
lord_wertornion: Henk
MAPBoardgames: Murderme`
Grevas13: Blond girl in horror movie
MousseFilledCat: Genny?
Rhynerd: fodder
CrazyZonie: Brittany!
Robot_Bones: JimbleJorp
thetoastmonster: Flippothina
Laurreth: Chad
Freshly_Toasted: Murdermepls
DentedPockets: Jike
Lunareclipse123: Victim
Scy_Anide: Tuggernuts
Alness49: "Victim"
mtvcdm: Fil This Date With Holes
Freshly_Toasted: Meeples
red_shoes_jeff: Entree
IUPACName: eyeful john
dreamyxcupcakes: bellafina
Lunareclipse123: Victimothy?
quietbutlouder: shooty mcface
PandasAndPancakes: Dorothy TheKnifeGoesHere
Twilight_Spark: Wowee. Just Wowee
Erudite_Cynic: Dave. I want dave to be murdered for attempting to usurp Adam
Comeback323: I too can't get jugs out of my mind
TXC2: Juggers is a hooters knock off no?
JeracotIII: katesNice
InadvisablyTwee: Wait a this a K K Slider song playing?
gravityletmedown: lsvDob lsvDob lsvDob lsvDob lsvDob lsvDob
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
Koios7: succinHead succinHead succinHead
Laurreth: RIP VoD you say? :-P
MousseFilledCat: Juggers of the Nuts family. Juggernuts
Noodles_15: "Unethically Sourced" Music
InadvisablyTwee: K K Slider being the dog in animal crossing who plays guitar
accountmadeforants: It's not much, but it's dishonest work
Freshly_Toasted: When we die I guess we'll be... Jugger naught
LeeshaJoy: Jugger Nutts, Tugger Nutts's long lost twin sister separated at birth.
TheOtherTrevor: Jugger Nuts is Tugger Nuts sibling
zo4chcee: Their brother, Tugger.
quietbutlouder: so are we going for jerk or just thirsting to die
Cepsys: yup, tacos and tequila and friends
GeeItSomeLaldy: I got loads of great Jifts for Christmas
Freshly_Toasted: had a chill evening with tea and spotify
CrazyZonie: I got sick for new years. No one asked me if I wanted to get sick...
TXC2: I had dogs to look after on New years, so no :P
drfox17: Will Kathleen be joining us on Sunday?
kinkerbelle: had a great time!
MousseFilledCat: I had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to take care of my parents dog, but otherwise my new years was good. I made lots of cheese.
Hunterprime: I won Trivia on new year's eve!
drfox17: For Rhythm Cafe?
accountmadeforants: I vote for acting like we're the murderer in this situation
inaudibledaisy: im making a new starfinder character and using these names as inspo lol
Knightlyvalor: Too bad there wasn't a payoff for that "other people" "except you of course" line at the beginning, like the reveal that you are two or more people somehow.
MousseFilledCat: Awesome @Hunterprime
drfox17: Persona 5 dancing?
Psychic_Ketchup: Persona 5 Dancing?
Grevas13: getting eaten could be part of the romance ending, too.
NimrodXIV: I won HQ the other night. a whole 55 cents!
quietbutlouder: we painted bob ross, and i watched space jam at like 2 am, so great
Xed_Regulus: @NimrodXIV How much are you up to in total?
TXC2: Garden in Animal crossing right?
RealGamerCow: lunarj1Heart
yourfriendlyhostile: yo
NimrodXIV: Xed_Regulus just over $11
MousseFilledCat: My mother and I traded cocktail recipes on new years eve, we both got very sauced.
Xed_Regulus: @NimrodXIV Nice. I'm just under $11
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NimrodXIV: Xed_Regulus Nice!
Grevas13: man i can't wait for the switch animal crossing game. i love the franchise, but can't bring myself to play mobile.
Pteraspidomorphi: 55 cents is not very high, what happened since last year?
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun hey Kathleen! Happy New Year! how was PAX Australia?
dreamyxcupcakes: we just had a lil pajama party at my house with good beer and CAH
MousseFilledCat: Fun fact: It's really easy to down a mix of gin and apricot brandy. As well as hot buttered rum.
accountmadeforants: We organized our own pub quiz, but with hard liquor instead of beer. It went surprisingly barf-free.
Freshly_Toasted: Congratulations on your poop, Jacob!
zo4chcee: Animal Crossing New Leaf is the best one, hands down.
p_johnston: I went to a friends party and was not the drunkest person there.
Grevas13: New Leaf was rad af
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a beautiful sentence
Hunterprime: The writing style reminds me of Monster Prom dating game
NimrodXIV: Pteraspidomorphi a lot of winners, because they've been letting people accumulate points to get free passes up to question 10
seantheman2: I had no Alcohol on New Year's Eve and watched Both Kill Bill movies back to back
ReynardWrecca: Evening all; have we discussed Frilled Mystic yet?
MousseFilledCat: Yeah, it's easier to get money earlier on in the season.
MousseFilledCat: I'm enjoying HQ words, though
drfox17: are you trying to bond of your mutual interests?
TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca we have not
TehAmelie: pajamas, drinking and CAH sounds sweet
Pteraspidomorphi: I see, NimrodXIV
drfox17: or are you trying to murder the supernatural murderer?
JeracotIII: you're welcome :P
seantheman2: that is an interesting looking character
ReynardWrecca: It's a Lizard Wizard! A newly-spoiled Magic card, and it's a Lizard Wizard1
Lunareclipse123: Juggers, the Juggling Juggernaut
CrazyZonie: @drfox17 I think they're going to try out being a murderer than jack being a murderer
Twilight_Spark: But they turned me into a newt.
accountmadeforants: Elf Lizard Wizard
MousseFilledCat: Bird Wizard vs. Lizard Wizard!
seantheman2: @TehAmelie it does. I originally was going to stream Cards against Humanity online, but decided to go out with friends for the night
EJGRgunner: "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard"
ReynardWrecca: It is indeed a King Giz reference, Kathleen - I've actually tweetled at you about it.
chesul: I prefer the Ooze Wizard
Lunareclipse123: I've been playing a Lizard Wizard in Divinity 2
RealGamerCow: How do you feel about early Pink Floyd?
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun so Kathleen since you mention Prog Rock, are you a fan of the band Rush?
MousseFilledCat: I enjoyed when Wait Wait Don't Tell Me asked Eddie Izzard about King Gizz
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TXC2: Music to get stoned to
Laurreth: so everything from the 70s?
seantheman2: @MousseFilledCat are you a fan of Eddie Izzard by any chance?
GeeItSomeLaldy: Like YES then?
Laurreth: so jazz but good? >_>
MousseFilledCat: @seantheman2 I am, but I also just listen to a lot of NPR
seantheman2: @MousseFilledCat same here
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun what would you call "dad music"
TehAmelie: hmm Eddie Izzard and King Gizzard should do a collaboration at least once
Reecer6: I respect dad rock but I wouldn't listen to it in my own time.
seantheman2: @TehAmelie I can see that
Knightlyvalor: Okay I got to go again chat, see you later! Bye Kathleen and Jacob, thanks for streaming!
TXC2: so long Knightlyvalor have fun
TehAmelie: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and Mr Izzard
Knightlyvalor: Bye TXC2!
seantheman2: @Reecer6 funny you say that because my dad is converting me into a "dead head". he's turning me into a Greatful Dead fan
traveller800: I cannot seem to post
mtvcdm: Didn't come voluntarily.
traveller800: @loadingreadyrun *comes in, see's a event called 'now kiss!'...gets a beer and watches the wierdness*
TehAmelie: as long as he doesn't offer any grateful banana bread
seantheman2: @TehAmelie I'm not familiar with that
CobaltShurikenReborn: that person has no eyes
CobaltShurikenReborn: we gonna ignore that?
PhoenixMelior: oh, I missed that the first time
MousseFilledCat: @CobaltShurikenReborn He's eyeless Jack
TXC2: CobaltShurikenReborn nah it's fine
seantheman2: so he's eating the organ like an apple, right?
accountmadeforants: Drops mic made of meat
Freshly_Toasted: Eugh
CobaltShurikenReborn: scarizThink
sir_jack_DB: m o i s t
mtvcdm: This date is going places.
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun it was at that point that the police were called
PhoenixMelior: "Let's get murdered." ~ Kathleen, 2019
MousseFilledCat: Oh, I like how the music is turning more and more discordant
vegetalss4: So I just arrived, what dating game is this?
accountmadeforants: First option
seantheman2: I'm going to catch it and make him smell Chloroform
CobaltShurikenReborn: hate bang inbound
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traveller800: what thr hells wrong with twitch for me today? the streams froze but I;m still getting sound
Freshly_Toasted: Oooh
TXC2: traveller800 it's been doing that for months
seantheman2: @TXC2 how was your New Years Eve and day
TXC2: seantheman2 I had to look after my sisters dog, and it HATES fireworks, so :P
frnknstn: Are we a hunter this run?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun calll the poliiiiiice
seantheman2: @TXC2 ah. so sort of eventful
BellaDante__: I just showed up and somehow this is exactly what I expected
Grevas13: juggers winchester, creepypasta hunter
wicker_knight: @traveller800 this game assumes you want to date a murderer-cannibal
seantheman2: @TXC2 I know there are some dogs in my family that hate fireworks because they're scared of it
TXC2: seantheman2 not so much eventful, just kind exhausting :P
traveller800: @wicker_knight also what looks like the hunter from left 4 dead
seantheman2: @TXC2 I bet
Reecer6: I assume this man is just talking about VPNs right now.
Freshly_Toasted: A rapid bright flame kindled by fury and snuffed by patience
TXC2: nope, NEVER Happens
seantheman2: it happens once in a blue moon, but not super often
cuttlefishman: it's a MTG thing
BrittishRedcap: Slenderman Proxy?
seantheman2: I have no bussing clue what that is
wicker_knight: I'm guessing it's a copycat killer
BellaDante__: I think?
seantheman2: @cuttlefishman *high fives*
Freshly_Toasted: Like. Card proxies?
BellaDante__: I don't think they're talking about Proxy Wars
BrittishRedcap: Like the people who are taken over by Slendermen to do... things
seantheman2: @cuttlefishman I got that right away
PhoenixMelior: It's like that guy Light got to kill people for him in Death Note
BrittishRedcap: I know Masky is from Marble Hornets, but not sure about the other ones
stevestein: A proxy is how Eyeless Jack gets around Netflix geoblocking
Laurreth: urban dictionary has nothing good on "proxy", can't mean anything
BellaDante__: I have a vague idea of about half of this stuff
Freshly_Toasted: I have a habit of saying things like that...
seantheman2: urban dictionary does get a bit weird, doesn't it
TXC2: a bit?
stevestein: @Freshly_Toasted Actually, so do I
InadvisablyTwee: shared hatred
Freshly_Toasted: Ha!
accountmadeforants: Genocide
BellaDante__: Anything but the third option
BrittishRedcap: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what it is. They're people who've been abducted by Slenderman and do weird shit. In Marble Hornets they don't explicitely kill people, just like... do weird shit
wicker_knight: a proxy is someone hired to kill for another
wicker_knight: says google
Laurreth: not really, when you go in there assuming that it's entirely written by 14-15 year-olds it checks out
PhoenixMelior: I really hope they hate bang in the bathroom
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun EYELESS JACK SMASH
InadvisablyTwee: top one
accountmadeforants: Oh man, that's great
BellaDante__: wow that second option
BellaDante__: thats not how payment works...
TXC2: Kinky Kappa
Reecer6: you weren't full already?
Freshly_Toasted: Kiss Count 1, Kill Count 1
Alness49: Someone paid
stevestein: Yet more abuse of the wait staff
TehAmelie: something capitalism something
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun thank god he didn;t ask for bread
RAICx: That's how I paid my rent last month
EJGRgunner: wait... that's not normal tipping behavior in Canada?
InadvisablyTwee: can you stab him as a goodbye
Paranundrox: huh, chat appears to be dead for me
PandasAndPancakes: Adios
Erudite_Cynic: after some digging, I found out a proxy in the creepypasta world is someone who carries out the will of a creepypasta character.
Paranundrox: but I can see it on irc
TXC2: Paranundrox try refreshing?
Paranundrox: I have a few times
TehAmelie: if you can't read this, try refreshing the page
MousseFilledCat: Almost? We didn't try hard enough.
Paranundrox: ah, this time worked
RAICx: Paranundrox I also had to refresh it a couple of times, twitch being twitch, I guess
Paranundrox: ironically tehamelie, that was the first message I got :P
BellaDante__: Smile Dog, I know that one
Noodles_15: You've never seen smile dog?
Noodles_15: Good
BrittishRedcap: Jacob, don't.
Lunareclipse123: Smile Dog is just a picture, right?
Erudite_Cynic: I think LJ is Laughing Jack
Freshly_Toasted: Smile Dog is a dog with human teeth who's picture haunts you for eternity or until you show it to somebody else
EJGRgunner: there is
the__spanish__inquisition: can confirm there is a wiki
BellaDante__: also I assume LJ is Laughing Jack, who is just knockoff Joker from Batman
TXC2: this is how Jacob losses his innocence
mjollnyr_: creepypastas dont age well honestly
RealGamerCow: lrrWOW lrrDARK
ThorSokar: is it SCP time?
Gigsey: r/nosleep is creepypasta for people who write well. Or at least better.
Freshly_Toasted: Oh my god, the accent was perfect
Alness49: I like the idea that these urban myths seem to work together?
Sanityis0verrated: tell us more Jacob
TXC2: I just realised, this is the sort of thing Tina from Bob's Burgers would make no?
Alness49: Like, I want to see them clock into work or something
red_shoes_jeff: BOLD choice
TXC2: boof
red_shoes_jeff: BOOF
TXC2: Bold Choice, Boof Choice
stevestein: "I just need to..." *HACKING SOUNDS*
Sanityis0verrated: that was awesome
PhoenixMelior: oh, Jurassic Heart
BellaDante__: oh hell yeah! love this one
mtvcdm: I've heard of Jurassic Heart.
stevestein: Matt
traveller800: Lord penguin
yourfriendlyhostile: kebab
wicker_knight: CLEVERGIRL
Lunareclipse123: I kinda want to spend the evening on the SCP wiki after that last one
Mangledpixel: Jeff Goldblum
drfox17: d'aww clever girl
Reecer6: hey, jayisgames
Reecer6: what a blast from the past
PhoenixMelior: oh I'm already upset
InadvisablyTwee: What an opening line...
TXC2: we broke his meal? Kappa
ReynardWrecca: @Lunareclipse123 Might I suggest SCP-2262? Some very cool and clever person wrote it :)
CobaltShurikenReborn: ew...
mjollnyr_: i need to look at scp wiki, i know someone who did an album themed on scp stuff only
Alness49: Doki-Doki Paleontology Club
PhoenixMelior: Are we Krog?
MousseFilledCat: You're going to get your head bit off
TXC2: are we a flintstones?
thetoastmonster: Thai Raccoon
traveller800: Don;t forget the BBQ sauce shampoo to go with the hair clip
cuttlefishman: yes yes
Freshly_Toasted: Oh, OH NO. I've seen this before!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrAWESOME
drfox17: oooooooh nooooo?
Rhynerd: Oh, look at that tie!
PhoenixMelior: Taira-kun, the Scottish dino
thetoastmonster: Get outta mah swamp!
Noodles_15: VORE!
Alahmnat: oh no
Freshly_Toasted: Yes, scottish T-rex represent!
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:04.
ThorSokar: The TIE!
Twilight_Spark: M-m-meat? stripLewd
thetoastmonster: Say "Donkey" please
kinkerbelle: wow we're so anime
CobaltShurikenReborn: ooh talk scottish to me
Lunareclipse123: @ReynardWrecca The Maddening Font! I'll check it out...
Alahmnat: that's cannibalism?
thetoastmonster: Nice.
CobaltShurikenReborn: quality
Mkingston: d
wicker_knight: @Alahmnat it's probably ecologically questionable, akin to eating monkey or something
sir_jack_DB: and the winner for best neckwear is...would ya look at that, it's a tie
Alness49: Can we have Jacob and Ian do a Scott-off?
ANameYouCanRead: I just noticed the tie ☺
TXC2: Alness49 a Stoch-off
kinkerbelle: *painfully* anime
InadvisablyTwee: ah, exposition
red_shoes_jeff: EXPOSITION!
ghostgirldahlia: Look at his little tie!
seantheman2: I've never seen this website before
seantheman2: and why is there a dinosaur in this game?
CobaltShurikenReborn: if you had the chance to change your fate...
TXC2: Beacuse it's Jurassic Heart
wicker_knight: @TXC2 @Alness49 Loser gets a bottle of whiskey. Winner gets a bottle of whisky
Alahmnat: why not, @seantheman2?
PhoenixMelior: Dear Dr. Jacob, have you ever seen the John Cena dating sim?
Cepsys: that's the part of this game that you find weird?
seantheman2: I like how Jacob is doing a good Shrek impression, but it's way better
traveller800: Bless me bagpipes,. MY UKALALIE?
cuttlefishman: Our Ukulele, just like how it can be our bottle of Lagavulin
PhoenixShaman: the art for this is great
cuttlefishman: get a banjolele
traveller800: BLUUUUUUUUE
accountmadeforants: Jesus why have all the player characters so far been so dang cute. What happened to self-insert doormats?
wicker_knight: blu
thetoastmonster: Solid? Shouldn't they be hollow?
mtvcdm: !clip
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traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun in fact, he ate the server too
seantheman2: I'm dying of laughter right now
traveller800: I'm gonna [plot world domination
cuttlefishman: hahaha
SchummelGaebel: Blushing T-Rex, now I've seen it all
traveller800: such an adorable prehistoric killing machine
RichardMcSundy: imagine if he had feathers like he should
MAPBoardgames: He has performance issues?
red_shoes_jeff: BACKSTORY!
traveller800: @red_shoes_jeff bow chicka bow wow
CobaltShurikenReborn: anime intensifies!!!
PhoenixMelior: I was so upset, I ate him
RichardMcSundy: nooooooooooo
Contiguouskittycat: I then flew into a blind rage and ate them.
RichardMcSundy: omg
TXC2: "I became bigger, and there was hair where there was no hair before"
Gigsey: Being sick, this is the only thing that's made me smile all day. I'm dying a coughing death from laughter.
RichardMcSundy: no poor taira
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun so I ate the guy who bumped me
Penthesilea180: Wow, is this a legit puberty allegory?
PsychoSeahorse123: Game of the year for sure
GeeItSomeLaldy: I ate All of them
traveller800: well, ig taira will stand too close to the liquid nitrogen....
CobaltShurikenReborn: given me feels for such a flat character
BellaDante__: I respect Jacob for being the only non-scottish person to do a good scottish accent
wicker_knight: I mean, I would actually say this author has identified more pathos in this T-Rex than any of the characters in OzMafia
traveller800: @BellaDante__ it sounds like a taira is a dinosaur scrooge mcduck...I approve
wicker_knight: definitely impressed on Jacob's intuition for this
CobaltShurikenReborn: scarizHard
Sanityis0verrated: this is the best
Spacecarl: they just need a strap for it
accountmadeforants: Both of them are so sweet
traveller800: @Spacecarl or give him giant robot arms
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game is very stupid, I love it
TXC2: "step on me later" Kappa
caimheul: I don't know WHY the t-rex is Scottish, but that just means I have to watch this stream from the beginning later (just got here)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Today is a diamond
accountmadeforants: This could be an animated movie, with this voice acting
Sanityis0verrated: Jacob don't make me LOL I'm at work
BellaDante__: if you enjoy this may I suggest The Young Maiden In Love Is A Carnivore, a romance manga one-shot where everyone is a dinosaur
Contiguouskittycat: @caimheul There's no reason, Jacob just wanted him to be scottish.
wicker_knight: @caimheul Jacob decided to make him scottish, basically on a whim, when we started this 5-ish minutes ago
TXC2: caimheul we've been playing other games, we've only been playing this for like 15 mins
CobaltShurikenReborn: omg
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ThePov42: Hail LRRfriends! Kiss that dinosaur!
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traveller800: And then he ate primley THE END!!!
caimheul: Ah, still means I should watch all of this :-P
wicker_knight: so this image is what the entire game is built around, right?
cuttlefishman: Dino Kiss?
drfox17: wait, we're not a velociratpor!?
drfox17: what!?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
caimheul: Bad end: eaten?
firelordgamez: Wear the wrong hairpin
CobaltShurikenReborn: what is best ending?
loopie120: can someone please spoil for me the details of the "content Warning" they mention near the end of Analogue Ep2? I was watching the vod and i want to finish it but last time I mocked the notion of a content warning was when they played DDLC and the "bad ending" with Sayori in that game left me in a really dark place for a few days and I don't want to go there again if this is anything like that.
TXC2: can't an anime Girl love a T-rex?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Phrasing?
Rhynerd: I assume we insist really hard on paying for the ukelele?
BrittishRedcap: you a snack
Alness49: Dinosaur eating you is ToS, right?
cuttlefishman: how many hair clips does this young lady own
PandasAndPancakes: @loopie120 Analogue: a hate story?
loopie120: yeah
MAPBoardgames: The fossil one?
VoidByAnyOtherName: is this hatoful boyfriend: origins
traveller800: THIS GAME IS WIERD
frnknstn: my guess is dinos don't like dino bone fossils
PhoenixMelior: loopie120 would you like a PM?
VoidByAnyOtherName: hm
accountmadeforants: Here's that image for wallpaper purposes:
caimheul: yes, ANGER THE T-REX
chesul: I kinda hope that there is no bad end, just for the amusement factor.
VoidByAnyOtherName: awful quiet in here, is my chat broken?
thetoastmonster: Back to my swamp!
GreatIrishElk: What is this? I am confused?
Freshly_Toasted: Tasty snack, hahaa!
loopie120: Ok thanks friendly people, im going to finally get to finish that now
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inkorstardust: Just got here but I as a proud Scot I want you to know that was the perfect reading for that dinosaur boyfriend. This stream is always a joy.
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wicker_knight: @VoidByAnyOtherName guessing you can't see this, but yes
Rhynerd: got there!
TXC2: GreatIrishElk it's Jurassic heart
red_shoes_jeff: Yay!
TXC2: boof time!
ghostgirldahlia: Bless me bagpipes!
red_shoes_jeff: BOOF
wicker_knight: okay I hope that writer keeps making content
CobaltShurikenReborn: one more game! scarizHard
TXC2: bold assumption by Graham Kappa
yourfriendlyhostile: is it morning
yourfriendlyhostile: ?
wicker_knight: that was much better than it needed to be
GreatIrishElk: @TXC2 Sure, that makes sense.
wicker_knight: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:02 AM
VoidByAnyOtherName: there we go i can see chat again
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun you shoulda called the ACU
wicker_knight: ???
CobaltShurikenReborn: banana is a confident food choice for stream
red_shoes_jeff: Oh no
kinkerbelle: wow
TXC2: thrill as a man eats A banana
accountmadeforants: traveller, Armored Command Unit?
PhoenixMelior: Banana man!
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun jurassic park ref
Freshly_Toasted: I'm worried
red_shoes_jeff: @CobaltShurikenReborn "A bold choice" some might say...
TXC2: Puck bois!
caimheul: Dating sim dating sim?
VoidByAnyOtherName: gritty
VoidByAnyOtherName: ?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Legally distinct not gritty
PhoenixMelior: Gritty dating sim?
yourfriendlyhostile: are you guys doing magic streams
VTMonster: you can date grittish
Contiguouskittycat: This is Persona 3 music
kinkerbelle: pebbly
PandasAndPancakes: The phily fanatic, obviously.
Hugh_Munculus: Sandy?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun what about a dating sim IN A DATING SIM?
ThorSokar: She described it for a full 45min at DB
Contiguouskittycat: This is from the 2nd MIdnight mission in Persona 3.
CobaltShurikenReborn: im in love
ghostgirldahlia: Oh man, here we go!
MousseFilledCat: This is Persona music
caimheul: Or a dating sim where you date dating sims?
red_shoes_jeff: She means ALL
MousseFilledCat: Or is similar to it
Alahmnat: that was an amazing night
mtvcdm: I believe we decided that Youppi! is the Bad End of NHL mascots.
accountmadeforants: Ctrl+J in Chrome
SkylerRingtail: Ctrl + J in chrome
red_shoes_jeff: B O O F
Rhynerd: I stayed up just to hear my hometown's mascot.
PandasAndPancakes: ctrl + shift + t
MousseFilledCat: I feel like the Gritty analogue should be the secret relationship
cuttlefishman: Thanks @Noodles_15
PandasAndPancakes: ah, my bad, I thought it was in browser
Cw3040: yo
Freshly_Toasted: Gritty Analogue true ending
thetoastmonster: 324 people just pressed Ctrl J
caimheul: Russian malware? :-P
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun kathleen...have you concidered a dating sim INSIDE a dating sim?
wicker_knight: props for effort
TXC2: nice?
Freshly_Toasted: NICE
InadvisablyTwee: I am HERE for this
Mangledpixel: n i c e
Mysticman89: katesNice
TehAmelie: a "shitpost game" does give me more confidence than a "meme game"
ghostgirldahlia: yissssss
TXC2: !clips
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Gulleko: thuluELLIPSIS
Skellengar: Chungus
MAPBoardgames: ENTER
MousseFilledCat: "Default"
DentedPockets: Sir Francis Bacon
accountmadeforants: I want to know what the default name is
caimheul: How badly do you have to zone out to FORGET YOUR NAME?!
traveller800: the name is TEETH
Freshly_Toasted: Dating anthropomorphised dating sims?
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote ellipses
LRRbot: Quote #5542: "SUPER-ELLIPSES!" —Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
Talin06: a dating sim were you date dating sims
TXC2: inky, blinky pinky and clyde
metagameface: has people taking this game actually been a problem, or is the disclaimer just part of the shitpost
RebekahWSD: One hell of a name there
Reecer6: Hence the 18 of 182.
metagameface: *taking this game seriously
wicker_knight: @metagameface both
TXC2: my life is pain Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Fucking I love that song, don't shit on it please
wicker_knight: I'm guessing
Spacecarl: i like watching the puddles gather in the raaaain
Freshly_Toasted: My life as a plane
Erudite_Cynic: I like to watch the puddles gather rain
Skellengar: @TXC2 I actually read it as pain at first.
wicker_knight: I like my point of view but it's not sane
ReynardWrecca: Yay! Blind Melon!
TXC2: Skellengar exactly
TehAmelie: thuGs
ReynardWrecca: "I like watching the puddles gather rain..."
Freshly_Toasted: "Mm, let's kiss some thugs"
PandasAndPancakes: um
InadvisablyTwee: Dating sim where you date dating sims. Ladykiller in a Bind is the incredible complex popular girl, Ozmafia is a misogynist asshole
wicker_knight: @InadvisablyTwee DDLC is a cute, shy yandere
Freshly_Toasted: Ozmafia is just Kyrie again
Tomasu82: not true...
t3h_f1gm3nt: @InadvisablyTwee John Cena is the comic relief
BrittishRedcap: Yeah MC buddy, you should see a counselor..
TehAmelie: and Dream Daddy is. . .what it says on the tin
Tomasu82: my childhood was terribly anxiety ridden
caimheul: Hatoful boyfriend is flighty
Cepsys: man, right in my feels so fast
MousseFilledCat: Okay, Have to get back to work and will catch the rest of the VoD later. Adios chat.
Skellengar: So this is the PTSD dating sim?
traveller800: meanwhile, in an anime
Sanityis0verrated: is this me?
Sanityis0verrated: am I in a dating sim?
Rhynerd: and I think the bench is familiar too
TehAmelie: i think that composition is called "Mangastudio perspective tool training"
TXC2: Sanityis0verrated not in, you ARE the dating game Kappa
caimheul: Are these just persona backgrounds?
PhoenixMelior: you're about to encounter a girl getting harassed
Freshly_Toasted: Oh my god, are going to date the hallucinatory manifestations of our childhood trauma?!
traveller800: HEAVY
Sanityis0verrated: seabatBRAIN
PhoenixMelior: by a man that is rich and will ruin your life
red_shoes_jeff: INTERROBANG!?
frnknstn: Isn't this the street from the Llama game?
frnknstn: *alpaca game
Freshly_Toasted: Slavime
TXC2: Squating is stealth mode Kappa
InadvisablyTwee: Are we uhhh sure this is a dating game
accountmadeforants: Shadow of the Slavcolossus
t3h_f1gm3nt: im pretty sure this is pulled from like a stock photo group of "anime backgrounds" that a LOT of VNs pull from
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun you may be right...HE'S EVEN WEARING A STEAK
PhoenixShaman: so tough he is rendered only in black & white
caimheul: Ozzy ozzy ozzy?
stevestein: I think that was binary?
red_shoes_jeff: Oh he's British.
wicker_knight: @traveller800 I thin that's an ear with earrings, but yes?
TXC2: De-escalate
TehAmelie: can you do a Kensai dialect?
stevestein: Violence wins!
traveller800: uh oh
Freshly_Toasted: Bang the thug!
Skellengar: Yes
PhoenixMelior: yes, yes it is
Rhynerd: Yes.
ghostgirldahlia: YES
LeeshaJoy: "You have selected 'Douchebag.' Is this correct?"
caimheul: Yes, I have your home now.
TehAmelie: "my mom almost called me Dickbutt"
Freshly_Toasted: Oh he's a patrol mob
PandasAndPancakes: Back to the SMT music
PhoenixShaman: Jacob 'I know delinquents' Burgess
starlitdiscord: oop
Rhynerd: take 2?
caimheul: Blink183?
TXC2: Do over
traveller800: australian
TXC2: no saves, but checkpoints?
wicker_knight: yah nah
CrazymattCaptain: beans
Mysticman89: katesBeans
caimheul: Austrian?
traveller800: I#M A PEOPLE :3
InadvisablyTwee: lets eat beanas
Mangledpixel: cool. beans.
wicker_knight: transylvanian
ghostgirldahlia: the beans
Freshly_Toasted: "Cool beans" Is this character me?
ANameYouCanRead: So Blink182 is just going on and on, with reckless abandon benginDab
caimheul: blink184
PhoenixMelior: mrgrgr? This man is Edea!
TXC2: you need to watch more Neighbours then Jacob Kappa
Rhynerd: worth it anyways
InadvisablyTwee: Wait. so this is trial and error, the dating sim
Noodles_15: Did you grab the towel?
Freshly_Toasted: A Thug's Guide to Dating
marethyue: Kathleen just woke up my cat
caimheul: is this another animal dating sim? :-P
PhoenixMelior: EXCUSE ME
DarkMorford: x_x
marethyue: amazing
wicker_knight: this is the Persona 5 cafe music
Twilight_Spark: Deeply.
Freshly_Toasted: Ooh yes, the kicking jams have dropped
caimheul: How many assets did they steam from Persona?
caimheul: *steal
PhoenixMelior: ah, suddenly I'm in Persona 4
Koios7: Yeah, I thought there was another Persona song earlier too
traveller800 has not played persona
PhoenixMelior: I miss that game.
accountmadeforants: Now make a run for it, then got to the beach, then run off into the sunset/sunrise
RonnyConcrete: I'm actually playing P5 rn :P
Skellengar: Where should I start with persona?
Freshly_Toasted: I doscovered persona with persona 5 and it's... glorious
ghostgirldahlia: This music is powerfully Persona
CrazymattCaptain: dog treat!
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Skellengar honestly 5 is a good place to start with now
TXC2: De-escalate, then run, then fight
DigitalSeahorse: benginWat
Noodles_15: "MGRGRGR" *punch*
MAPBoardgames: Mergrgr
ghostgirldahlia: wat
DigitalSeahorse: benginRip
caimheul: It's the dark souls of dating sims?
PhoenixMelior: oh Kathleen, you may really like Long Live the Queen :D
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe he's actually a tsundere dog man?
rustenskurk: Will it actually be detected on the vod? Would Twitch's system know the difference between the music being stolen and being in actual Persona?
TXC2: That's my IRL advice for this situation :P
cuttlefishman: shouldn't we be like blink183 or 184 at this point?
firelordgamez: DOG TREAT
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh my dots ...
wicker_knight: @Skellengar 5 is the best mechanically and at teaching you, I'm not sure whether 3 or 4 would be considered the best story-wise
traveller800: mgrgr
p_johnston: dog treat.
DigitalSeahorse: benginTry
Freshly_Toasted: I knew it!
firelordgamez: U gotta tease him playfully
Mysticman89: I wonder if theres only 1 correct answer per choice
Lunareclipse123: Murloc_sound.wav
traveller800: take the vegeta approach and throw dog treats at him
DigitalSeahorse: sergeThankJo
t3h_f1gm3nt: @wicker_knight i'd say it depends on what kind of story you want that makes one better than the other
PhoenixMelior: I love this
Freshly_Toasted: Haha, yes!
wicker_knight: @Skellengar if you find you like the style and don't mind a less refined system, definitely worth checking out some of the other atlus games, especially Devil Survivor
TehAmelie: should we add 1 to our number for every generation?
traveller800: I sense a mgrgr
wicker_knight: @t3h_f1gm3nt agree. I lean very hard on the Persona 4 side, but I know that's a personal bias
InadvisablyTwee: omg bury your face in his chest
caimheul: right because "throwing" him off is the goal. Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt: @wicker_knight don't worry, same :P
p_johnston: bury your face.
starlitdiscord: this is adorable
DarkMorford: GET BENT Kappa
caimheul: Quick, swing by the all night shelter and adopt a cat!
TXC2: who doesn't like cats?
wicker_knight: cats are evil (I like them anyway)
TXC2: wait is he an Egyptian Mummy?
Rhynerd: and how?
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe he respects the power and authority of cats and fears the magnitude of their power
traveller800: MGRGR DEPLOYING
Lunareclipse123: Thirsty boi
starlitdiscord: awww
wicker_knight: animal planet
Sanityis0verrated: for banging?
red_shoes_jeff: ANIMAL PLANET
Freshly_Toasted: I see an animal theme, though
caimheul: Animal Planet and chill?
InadvisablyTwee: a n i m a l p l a n e t
PandasAndPancakes: "and don't mean half of the bottles you have. I mean I drank exactly half of each bottle and put it back in the fridge"
accountmadeforants: Make sure to pronounce the TM
kinkerbelle: animal planet is banging
p_johnston: stop screaming.
Lunareclipse123: Hyenas are shitty cats, I'll have you know!
wicker_knight: hey, hyenas are not shitty dogs. hyenas are super-weasels :P
Freshly_Toasted: SWEET DOGGO BOY
starlitdiscord: awwwwwww
TehAmelie: let's do it like they do on the. . .animal planet
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH LAWD HE COMIN
Rhynerd: Okay, we did not get them unched for watching animal planet.
PandasAndPancakes: The size of this lad
Twilight_Spark: lol
Freshly_Toasted: ABSOLUTE UNIT
cuttlefishman: LAWD
MAPBoardgames: katesLoaf
ghostgirldahlia: ABSOLUTE UNIT
starlitdiscord: chonky boi
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a hefty chonk
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave meow
LeeshaJoy: Much like foxes are dogs running cat software, hyenas are cats running dog software.
InadvisablyTwee: oh lawd he chonk
ghostgirldahlia: HECKIN' CHONKERS
Lunareclipse123: That's a 4.3 on the Chonk scale right there
traveller800: Etsuji used Mgrgr ...its super effective
t3h_f1gm3nt: MGRGR
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jolly_flounder: Kathleen and Jacob? My faves! make all the kitties smooch?? (I just got here)
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Koios7: MGRGR
wicker_knight: Okay, someone needs to add that to Bad Advice or something
Freshly_Toasted: DAMN, another mrgrgr
caimheul: @LeeshaJoy and the females are fairly unique in the animal kingdom for the pseudo penis
starlitdiscord: this is amazing ahaha
olio22: I really like the Mario game over
ghostgirldahlia: mgrgr is this game's avada kedavra
stevestein: That "hard disagree" made this even more fun
traveller800: altogether, chat....MGRGR
red_shoes_jeff: MRGRGR
wicker_knight: MgrGrrr
ThorSokar: Kathleen likes a challenge
caimheul: You could always mark the number down on a piece of paper
starlitdiscord: MRGRGR
Freshly_Toasted: MGrGRgGr
wicker_knight: turn off the tv
elano123124: stop crying?
firelordgamez: turn off tv
t3h_f1gm3nt: turn off?
Noodles_15: Turn off?
Freshly_Toasted: Stop crying I'd say
elano123124: don't get rid of the chonkers cat!
TehAmelie: i feel like i have to point out there's nothing roguelike at alla bout Dark Souls
traveller800: Incoming Mgrgrrr
accountmadeforants: Turn off the TV. It's nap time
InadvisablyTwee: what is this game called? i want to play it
PhoenixMelior: hello background G?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun and they also apparently go MGRGR
TXC2: Hello Graham
Rhynerd: cave face, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying
BrittishRedcap: Good ol toxic masculinity
t3h_f1gm3nt: @InadvisablyTwee worst dating sim
Alahmnat: hi G!
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes I forgot about my daily tear quota
InadvisablyTwee: @t3h_f1gm3nt thanks
chesul: actual name is "frilled mystic"
red_shoes_jeff: For bangin'
traveller800: suddenly.....MGRGR
wicker_knight: a hunk
caimheul: What makes you think he isn't going to somehow get a job at your school/
TXC2: Fur bagin'
stevestein: No school! Now I can do all the small things!
t3h_f1gm3nt: motherfucker drank all our cola!
ThePov42: I feel like our character has short term memory issues
wicker_knight: a surprisingly considerate hunk
traveller800: NOT THE COLA
traveller800: the horror....THE HORROR
stevestein: Where do you get that impression from, other than all the times he's murdered you?
PhoenixMelior: cats is so risky
caimheul: Jacob is making this sound like a weird documentary, and I am okay with this.
traveller800: pick cats
elano123124: mgrgr
Rhynerd: I feel like punching people would just get your face punched
InadvisablyTwee: cats cats cats
Sanityis0verrated: what you didnt take a bath together
Rhynerd: "I do, like this! mgrgr!"
Sanityis0verrated: for shame
traveller800: MGRGR
wicker_knight: I think it's clear that there's only one answer, and it's whatever is the dumbest
caimheul: Mcgregored again.
t3h_f1gm3nt: MGRGR
SkylerRingtail: This is weirdly hilarious
Koios7: I cant get over MGRGR
Freshly_Toasted: MGRGR is my favourite thing
Rhynerd: cave face, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying
PhoenixMelior: I sympathise with Jacob, but this is just funny
Noodles_15: Shouldn't auto do the same thing?
PandasAndPancakes: Can we add mrgrgr to advice?
Alness49: Are we not incrementing the Blink number each time?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun please have the next name be 'slightly concussed'
DigitalSeahorse: poor Jacob
spleenlord: I think he is secretly a dog in a trenchcoat
TXC2: MGRGR is the Metal Gear Rising Squeal right?
wicker_knight: !fakecommand add !Mgrgr "HAAAAAAAA. MGRGR"
PhoenixMelior: if there's 69 bad choices then it's 34 or 35 choices
accountmadeforants: Anyway, I just found a game where you date files on your desktop. So that's great.
Rhynerd: cave face, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying
traveller800: your char 'MGRGR' in the next game
caimheul: @accountmadeforants does it actually use real files, or just fictional ones?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior more like 23 no?
DigitalSeahorse: benginCry sergeIntoTheSea
p_johnston: next week on now kiss jacob plays dark souls.
elano123124: this game would be more fun if it autosaved.
InadvisablyTwee: Less than that, there's usually 2 bad and one good for every option screen
accountmadeforants: @caimheul Just fictional ones (though that was my hope as well).
wicker_knight: cats
Skellengar: cats
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I don't think so, there's three choices each time but only two are bad.
2Flower: Yay!
Rhynerd: cats
elano123124: cats
cuttlefishman: cats
BrittishRedcap: cats!
Noodles_15: CatGirls!
Talin06: both?
Freshly_Toasted: Cat Girls!
traveller800: next game is 'worst gaming sim 2: MGRGR'S REVENGE
TXC2: PhoenixMelior ah good point
drfox17: caaaat girlls!
elano123124: Is this Bandersnatch?
stevestein: Sim is self-aware!
traveller800: No, I made it up...but I hope so
Noodles_15: Wrong Path, Mate
TehAmelie: all of those seem unsafe
SkylerRingtail: I bet the right choice is "Are you gay?"
Twilight_Spark: We fucked you up real good, me my friend from the future!
traveller800: @stevestein no...its MGRGR SIMULATOR
Erudite_Cynic: none of these are safe questions
InadvisablyTwee: you look like a real twink, guy
starlitdiscord: awwww
PandasAndPancakes: Better than expected, wooo!
Freshly_Toasted: AAAW
wicker_knight: we can help you figure that out, friend :3
traveller800: MGRGR *whack*
t3h_f1gm3nt: BEST GAME!
starlitdiscord: MGRGR
Alness49: It says it's the worst dating game but....
accountmadeforants: This is the worst dating sim? Have they even tried literally any Otome game?
DigitalSeahorse: viking64Friendo AsexualPride PansexualPride LesbianPride GayPride
Lunareclipse123: It's so rare that one of these is *better* than expected
ghostgirldahlia: I'm starting to love this punch happy delinquent
MAPBoardgames: over 300 people in chat ARE going to judge you.
ThePov42: he's stopped yelling
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PandasAndPancakes: He is attracted to punching
elano123124: are we out of punch range?
ReynardWrecca: He's punchsexual.
Sanityis0verrated: this stream is so nice after the last one I watched
InadvisablyTwee: Ace is A-ok
Alahmnat: AsexualPride
stevestein: Maybe we shouldn't brand this dude as an ace hero before we find out how this ends.
wicker_knight: @stevestein while true, let's celebrate at least one positive scene
ReynardWrecca: Isn't fearing thugs just kinda...sensible?
traveller800: You also keep punching me so hard I go back in time
starlitdiscord: poor dude
Freshly_Toasted: Etsuji is a top tier waifu
Mangledpixel: ReynardWrecca they addressed that earlier
PandasAndPancakes: mixed metaphors, wooo?
Twilight_Spark: That doesn't sound abusive.
stevestein: @wicker_knight Just ... brace yourself for the eventual emotional mgrgr.
cuttlefishman: do not glue your dogs to yourself
cuttlefishman: not ideal
ReynardWrecca: Thanks @Mangledpixel :)
PhoenixMelior: THIS MUSIC
Arikell: can you get punched multiple times now?
ghostgirldahlia: I AM THE BEST AT OUTSIDE
wicker_knight: @stevestein oh yeah, it's almost certainly just a convenience to avoid gendering the MC anyway
p_johnston: i actually really line the writing in this game.
traveller800: MGRGR
MehallD: "I guess when he's excited he still screams" - relatable
TXC2: the power of nostalgia
PhoenixMelior: Persona 4 > Persona 5 for me
ThePov42: Is this guy Graham from the Spring Sketch?
Alahmnat: @ThePov42 I was thinking the same thing
TXC2: ThePov42 more punching then Graham
t3h_f1gm3nt: park?
Koios7: park
InadvisablyTwee: shopping
PandasAndPancakes: park
cuttlefishman: park
elano123124: to the park! he might not have money
spleenlord: to the park
Freshly_Toasted: I've only experienced persona 5, but if 4's great I might have to pick that up too!
stevestein: park
caimheul: He might not want to go to his old house though
traveller800: park mgrgr
Freshly_Toasted: I think he mentioned parl
Freshly_Toasted: park
heyluckyannie: pride100 Bits for ace pride! Also this is my first time watching this show, just tuned in, and woooow
wicker_knight: @Freshly_Toasted Darkbeast Parl is in this game?
ReynardWrecca: @ThePov42 "I... lrrEFF ING...LOVE...SPRING".
TehAmelie: he's blushing orange, maybe we should see a doctor about that
Noodles_15: Wait
Noodles_15: This is from the Jurassic park game
Freshly_Toasted: @wicker_knight Bloodborne 2 confirmed?
TXC2: welcome to LRR heyluckyannie
VTMonster: Is this guy 12? or literally a dog?
accountmadeforants: Oh Gosh did that boy just jog excitedly to the park
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride AsexualPride AsexualPride
heyluckyannie: This is great
heyluckyannie: @txc2 I'm not new to LRR, just to Now Kiss. But thank you! BisexualPride
PhoenixMelior: ah, that's less overall!
spleenlord: eat
starlitdiscord: ooo
TXC2: heyluckyannie and only now do I notice the 6-mounth sub badge next to your name :P
InadvisablyTwee: chest size
DigitalSeahorse: grated cheese on nachos grate
stevestein: These are all bad questions
elano123124: siblings
DarkNacht: Chest Size
cuttlefishman: chest
ghostgirldahlia: chest
heyluckyannie: @txc2 No worries :)
Koios7: sibs
kinamara: Chest size!
Erudite_Cynic: blink 184 incoming
Mysticman89: more options means less choices before the end, so this si maybe good if we can slam this game in one go
p_johnston: chest size.
Freshly_Toasted: Chest size is probably right
ThePov42: I kinda think that you end up getting to ask all of them
MAPBoardgames: MGRGRGR!
Alness49: We're gonna need a new Blink
PhoenixMelior: remember this is the last try! We're fine!
starlitdiscord: ?
traveller800: MGRGR?
ReynardWrecca: Yeah, family background seems most punchable.
starlitdiscord: ahaha
Mysticman89: you broke him
TehAmelie: in a school game that guy would probably be in the chest club
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE DIDN'T DIE
ghostgirldahlia: I am on the edge of my seat
InadvisablyTwee: chest
caimheul: Is this a freebie?
BrittishRedcap: pick it again
Freshly_Toasted: Oh, so we can pick wrong once now!
spleenlord: eat
stevestein: Chest size, get him back on your good side
johfri82: chest
Skellengar: maybe he was actually honest about not punching you?
cuttlefishman: done
PandasAndPancakes: Persist with the same choice?
TXC2: chest size
MAPBoardgames: eat?
elano123124: we gotta get one answer
InadvisablyTwee: plz to chesst
Reecer6: "Are you in a gang" is like "Do you play any sports" for thugs.
traveller800: gang
Erudite_Cynic: siblings
traveller800: FOR MGRGR
Freshly_Toasted: OR NOT
Rhynerd: the music is still happening
PhoenixMelior: he's a big boy
TXC2: Fuicking big chest
t3h_f1gm3nt: he THICC
cuttlefishman: chonky
PandasAndPancakes: Holy moly
ghostgirldahlia: YEAH
starlitdiscord: thicccccccc
TXC2: Like shit i got a 40 inch WAIST :P
traveller800 sings "this is the choice that never ends"
ghostgirldahlia: HECK YEAH 50 INCHES
PandasAndPancakes: Man must really struggle finding shirts
ReynardWrecca: He's a sturdy lad.
TehAmelie: he's the president of the chest club
caimheul: Well, you did ask about eating.
Lunareclipse123: A Mgrgling sound?!
traveller800: OH GOD THAT FACE
Koios7: lol that face
Erudite_Cynic: I just noticed the cursor is a little fist
Rhynerd: he face turned into an emoji
Freshly_Toasted: His stomach's doing a itty wittle MGRGR
traveller800: @Rhynerd I can never unsee it
ghostgirldahlia: i love this thicc punch boy
starlitdiscord: lol
caimheul: Punch
kinamara: DANGO!!!!!
PhoenixMelior: yakitori seems good
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrDILLY
traveller800: ice cream obviously
starlitdiscord: mmmm
Twilight_Spark: Dango? DangerZ
Mangledpixel: "Yakitori killed my parents! MRGRGR!"
elano123124: oof
caimheul: "Because if I don't you'll punch me"
cuttlefishman: bros
stevestein: bros
traveller800: I dunno, why are you YELLING IN MY EAR
InadvisablyTwee: broseph
TehAmelie: "i find you very attractive, you know"
traveller800: uh oh
elano123124: oh wow
PandasAndPancakes: Mangledpixel "Now I must become the best at Yakitori!" cue 500 episode shonen cooking manga
t3h_f1gm3nt: NOOOOOOOO!
traveller800: MRGRGR
Koios7: MRGRGR
Freshly_Toasted: cave face in, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying, Girls, Gay, Park, Chest Size x2, done talking, Yakitori
ghostgirldahlia: NOOOOOO
t3h_f1gm3nt: we got MrGRGRed
Koios7: This is amazing
Akaiatana: MGRGR she wrote
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caimheul: MRGRGR
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PandasAndPancakes: *weeps mrgrgr...
PMAvers: eh, nothing important is happening for the rest of the day.
Contiguouskittycat: So if we don't pick right we die
starlitdiscord: MRGRGR
traveller800: there is no god...ONLY MRGRGR
2Flower: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: lol Jacob
TXC2: Akaiatana fantastic!
red_shoes_jeff: M R G R G R
SkylerRingtail: If you want to go back to asshole cats, there's Nekojishi as a free (I think) dating sim
traveller800: we'll remind you
DarkNacht: Its an anti dating sim you have to pick the friend options
Freshly_Toasted: This is the best thing
Mangledpixel: well, we now have a word for a sudden bad end in a dating sim, a MRGRGR
Alness49: We need some time to prepare more Blinks
Erudite_Cynic: Kite you are a pungod
TehAmelie: MRGRG's afoot
traveller800: None escape Mrgrgr
Freshly_Toasted: cave face in, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying, Girls, Gay, Park, Chest Size x2, done talking, Yakitori. I'll keep this in a document!
Hugh_Munculus: A MRGRGR ensues...
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
traveller800: MRGRGR
Anubis169: manYES
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Jacob
red_shoes_jeff: Dial M for MRGRGR
Erudite_Cynic: mgrgr supercut pls
Anubis169: Thankies K and J :D
PhoenixMelior: Mrgrgr: Edea approaches
SkylerRingtail: Poor Jacob...we torture him so, for our amusement.
caimheul: Thanks for stream!
DigitalSeahorse: benginRaid viking64Friendo ferociousPride theonl45Heart sergeHeart
traveller800: nobody email jacob MRGRGR
Rhynerd: cave face, go away, dog treat, stray cat, animal planet, stop crying, do you like girls, are you gay, done talking (any any option other than are you in a gang?), yakitori.
Freshly_Toasted: Aw man, Thanks for the stream guys!
Rhynerd: those are the options we know are right, right?
TehAmelie: M'rgrgr
traveller800: All hail Mrgrgr...DESTROYER OF FACES
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:18 from now).
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
PandasAndPancakes: Thank you K and J!
Twisted_Haywire: what your not a doctor?
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
Lunareclipse123: Followed!
TXC2: !discord
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TehAmelie: tune in next week for MRGRGR on the Orient Express
stevestein: Did he just say "backslash"? #JacobSoOld
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2303 patrons for a total of $13,956.87 per month.
Contiguouskittycat: A character from glee has both my first and last names/
drfox17: bubye!
TXC2: !calsurvey
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Freshly_Toasted: Byyye!
Contiguouskittycat: So that's fun/
traveller800: MRGRGR, kathleen and jacob
cuttlefishman: You're at 69 followers Jacob, nice
TXC2: Bye
Rhynerd: could be a lot worse.
DigitalSeahorse: followed!
ghostgirldahlia: So much fun! Thank you both!
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
MeLikeSmallMatters: i tune in and they say "Bye" xD
PhoenixMelior: huh, the patreon is high at the moment
MeLikeSmallMatters: Well i hope y'all had fun <3
Freshly_Toasted: @MeLikeSmallMatters Catch the VOD, twas a good stream
Erudite_Cynic: Adam has just started the final missions of DD if anyone cares to see that
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: bbbye....oh hi ad
MeLikeSmallMatters: ouh @Freshly_Toasted great idea :3 or maybe I'll just go to bed and have a long sleep, I'm in Europe you see xD
Rhynerd: @Erudite_Cynic heading there now!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:16 from now).
TXC2: right, doge times for me, see y'all for the shoot!
yourfriendlyhostile: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:15 from now).
yourfriendlyhostile: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:45 AM
PhoenixMelior settles back into offstream chat
Statist42: is today filming or writing crapshoot?
PhoenixMelior: film
Twinklebees: !findquote dance
LRRbot: Quote #5490: "Don't make me do the Potato Erotica Dance again!" —Kathleen, issued as a threat [2018-11-09]
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, that old chestnut
PhoenixMelior: yes though
yourfriendlyhostile: !LLRbot eliminate all the LLR MEMBERS
PhoenixMelior: I'm sure Loading Leady Run will be devastated
yourfriendlyhostile: do you like magic?
yourfriendlyhostile: !LLRbot self destruct
yourfriendlyhostile: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:09 from now).
PhoenixMelior: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5405: "I hate fun." —Adam [2018-10-17]
yourfriendlyhostile: !quote
yourfriendlyhostile: ;(
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: So, apparently it takes approximately one Now Kiss to unlock all the songs in P4D from scratch :P
PhoenixMelior: It does?
PhoenixMelior: I forget how you unlock songs in P4D, because story mode
Twinklebees: You can still unlock them in Free Play
Twinklebees: Except the credits
Twinklebees: Which is annoying, actually, because I think All Night is gated behind it >.>
PhoenixMelior: it's like they did that on purpose!
PhoenixMelior: CS2 update: on my way to meet Eliott and Fie
Twinklebees: Honestly I only wanted to play Backside of the TV, but it happened to be the antepenultimate song I unlocked
Twinklebees: Gotta get that tank.
Twinklebees: She can quite easily hit 100% phys dodge
PhoenixMelior: I'm sure she'll only leave my party when the game makes me
yourfriendlyhostile: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:05 from now).
Twinklebees: You have a lot more flexibility in 2, fortunately
PhoenixMelior: though wow, that map is huge and there's a lot going on. I will be a busy bee
Twinklebees: The new East Celdic map?
PhoenixMelior: Highway 3 yeah
PhoenixMelior: lunch is over so I'll have to check it out later
Twinklebees: Especially because of [REDACTED
PhoenixMelior: right, good thing I have every slot at Level 2
PhoenixMelior: I haven't bought any new weapons though, figured that can wait until I actually have people I plan to use for more than a single area
Anubis169: i'm sorry what?
Anubis169 joins to a really weird line