coolbond: !next
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TXC2: Hello Everybody
malc: oh huh I could watch a stream
malc: haven't done that since last year :P
malc: hello txc2
TXC2: hi Malc
PhoenixMelior: malc so long ago Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: In the before time...
malc: it actually feels like it...
PhoenixMelior: I'm just mondo excited to finish this tattoo tonight
malc: ooh
Twinklebees: woo
PhoenixMelior: this will probably be the most (or second most) painful tattoo I get in my life, so if I can stand this, the rest is a cakewalk
TXC2: where is it?
PhoenixMelior: on my foot
PhoenixMelior: in fact, this is it https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6xJdNBGnY/
Mangledpixel: coooooool
TXC2: good looking tattoo
PhoenixMelior: gonna add some extra shading, white highlights, and some feathers falling off ^_^
PhoenixMelior: thanks, I love it. Stoked to do more work with this artist too
ccwgtb: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (9s ago).
DarkMorford hates the meat sack he inhabits
TXC2: that's what the Transhumanism is for
TXC2: getting better/rid off our meat sacks
PhoenixMelior: Transhumanism and body mods
Nightvalien28: uncut cyberpenis
Nightvalien28: joking aside, amazing tattoo
PhoenixMelior: well that's just a little far
PhoenixMelior: cheers NV
DarkMorford: Had to go to the store to pick up cold meds, and my temperature is back up right around 100F.
TXC2: oof
PhoenixMelior: time for cold meds!
TXC2: get well soon
Nightvalien28: you went to the store sick? are you mad?
PhoenixMelior: well how else was DM going to get cold meds?
Nightvalien28: don't they deliver?
PhoenixMelior: stores deliver?
Nightvalien28: yes?
Feminine_Desires: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Nightvalien28: they do here?
Gizmoloid: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: I doubt one can get meds delivered
Mangledpixel: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
manfred909: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT
DarkMorford: I don't know of any drugstores near me that deliver. And if they did, it'd be quite expensive.
TXC2: I wager that delivering Medicine hits against A LOT of drug trafficking laws
DarkMorford: That too.
PhoenixMelior: oh probably
Kerrisis: Why does the phrase "Crap Shoot bring to mind a very messy version of clap pigeon shooting?
Kerrisis: *clay
DarkMorford: I can get prescriptions by mail order, but that takes a couple weeks. Probably not over-the-counter stuff, though.
TXC2: could just be shooting so relly big dice?
RoeDent89: Evening campers!
TXC2: HI RoeDent89 welcome
RoeDent89: Olé!
AshBurnem: Is... it the music okay?
TXC2: it's fine
PhoenixMelior: no, no it's not
TXC2: HERE WE GO!
RockPusher: wubwubwub
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, the old moonbase
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TXC2: NO FEAR!
TehAmelie: aloha
Statist42 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Statist42 subscribed for 5 months in a row!
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CrazymattCaptain: did the intro flicker?
RoeDent89: Obligatory "we should refilm that intro"
ThePerrBearr: YAY! NAPS!
malc: sweet, I could do with a year-long nap
kamelion84: katesLol
manfred909: nap year yes please
TheTunnelingCat: raysH hey all
RockPusher: All hail our soon-to-be new world overlord, Kathleen!
malc: lol, underhanded
PhoenixMelior: year long nap would help me lose a bunch of weight
red_shoes_jeff: I mean, also underhanded.
SajuukSjet: Year Of Naps :: Approved!
TXC2: oh no, not Jameron
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DandySwagg: New Year, Same Sub
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RockPusher: lrrGOAT
TragicMtG: Woo Matt!
chi7891: My mom is so happy about nap year
ThePerrBearr: Just had 2 teeth removed today, so a nap sounds great
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
manfred909: mattlrRivet
RockPusher: lrrGOAT Matt
malc: lrrGOAT lrrFRUMP
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: hiiiiii
PhoenixMelior: Frump Matt and Lovely Matt
RoeDent89: Did someone say Woo?!
Noy2222: Not that Matt
DigitalSeahorse: my arrow is gone! D:
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RoeDent89: WOO!
DarkMorford: I am also sick! Came down with a cold yesterday, and now running a fever.
TXC2: oh wow this one!
Mangledpixel: oh right, that one
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave
ThePerrBearr: yes! Sex-doku
Statist42: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: we wrote this a LOOOOONG time ago
mercano82: If we're unearthing old scripts, how about the fabled PAX East script? /s
TXC2: yes we tottaly dont need to see the cover of "pounded in the butt by sudoku"
mercano82: Yeah, this one was written back in the summer. I remember walking while listening to the audio stream.
rustenskurk just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. rustenskurk subscribed for 9 months in a row!
rustenskurk: Something something subbaby! 9 monthd of tribute to the internet comedians.
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malc: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #4303: "Get off! Why are you attached to my butt!?" —Graham [2017-07-12]
asthanius: time is indeed inexorable
DigitalSeahorse: I'd love to see his covers...in addition to Shards and Cacti
Pterodactal: Written on the 29 June 2018 according to the wiki
ThePerrBearr: the roaring 20's!
TehAmelie: those teens are getting all the fun
RoeDent89: The roaring 2020s
CaptainSpam: Howdee, Twitch pardner.
iammorthos: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:00.
Skudd: Super glad I could be around to watch this. Might be the last time I get to show up for a live Crapshoot for a while.
RoeDent89: We did in Britain
Lizardman175: I did
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (10m ago).
asthanius: 2020: We dun fucked up
iammorthos: The aughts always worked for me
TehAmelie: the 1920s was the first decade, and they didn't have a lot of foresight
madmanoreo: !next
TheOtherTrevor: twenty-brine-teen: the sea is calling
Peter_susman: wasn't the 90's like 10 year ago? my god im old
asthanius: OH this one is great!
HavenJunde just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. HavenJunde subscribed for 64 months in a row!
HavenJunde: 64 months? holy jegus thats a lot of months...
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delta__vee: katesLewd
SajuukSjet: UK forging on with the horrible nicknames :D
sivakrytos: oh this is an old script
TXC2: Peter_susman sadly no
ZeroArcana: i remember the script
Manshadow3: ok this is the crapshots that's happening to us
DigitalSeahorse: o.o
shdragon: Ahahaha
red_shoes_jeff: HONK
DigitalSeahorse: Literally Impossible Sodoku
DigitalSeahorse: Sidoku...
TehAmelie: imaginary number-celled Sudoku
TXC2: OH, Cause the rest of the script didn't give that kathleen wrote it away Kappa
TXC2: !card Marshmist titan
LRRbot: Marshmist Titan [6B] | Creature — Giant [4/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is your devotion to black.
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun I know you're filming today, but I propose - Marshmist Titan voiced by Mashall Sutcliffe next week
LordChrusher: cheer100
Skudd: What about Sundering Titan?
The_FlyingDutchman: !card priest of titania
LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
Noy2222: I'm assuming it's funny in Magic
RockPusher: benginDab benginDab benginDab
manfred909: benginDab benginDab benginDab
red_shoes_jeff: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits x3 benginDab benginDab benginDab
delta__vee: sympathetic dabbing benginDab benginDab benginDab
TXC2: that emote has been changed no?
Lafajet: So the Titans are a Super Sentai team?
rustenskurk: Did Cam write this?
TXC2: it looks crossitch now ?
manfred909: yes TXC2 it has changed a bit
TXC2: ok good
rocketjohn: why are y'all just chatting category?
shdragon: I get the feeling I don't want to look that up at work.
flatluigi: can cam be the exhausted person
EvilBadman: Ben changed the theme to his emotes earlier this week? Last week? WHAT YEAR IS IT
TehAmelie: i thought that Questionable Content character's name was familiar
TXC2: "how many penises do we want?" "fewer then we have now?"
delta__vee: android babies come from the android baby factory
HavenJunde: @TehAmelie i was wondering about that, lol
TheTunnelingCat: thats a big mood @TXC2
frnknstn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:31.
TXC2: TheTunnelingCat 2019, theres gonna be some fucking changes! Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: how the sausage is made
Manshadow3: can I have fewer than one
DigitalSeahorse: Sperm Whales are smarter than most sperm
manfred909: lrrBEEJ
RockPusher: Graham crafting for time
Jondare: The basilisk is an AI philosophy question about how you would act right now if you knew that an eventually existing super AI would be able to find out who helped or hindered it's creation, and punish/reward accordingly
RoeDent89: T H E - S H E D
Jondare: or something like that, it's been a while
manfred909: get the first aid kit?
ritchards: Waiting for Beej is a rather disappointing play
shdragon: Waiting for Beejdot
ritchards: Waiting for Beejdrop
DigitalSeahorse: Ever forward never learning
Tzeeeeentch: ever forward
TXC2: ever forward, never learning
PhoenixMelior: waiting for lrrBEEJ hopefully will not be like Waiting for Godot
DigitalSeahorse: ever being accidentally stabbist
TXC2: waiting for Beejo
RoeDent89: Retrieve the boom!
RoeDent89: Your boom was inside you all along
Amadeus484: The boom, the Beejoom, or the büm?
DigitalSeahorse: did he put it back point up?
TXC2: something something 1200 subs
NovaTiempo: the 90 min sub call!
flatluigi: that ceiling rig
shdragon: I missed the Boxing Day stream, but I watched some of the vid and it looked amazing.
Desdae: it was fun that day
DigitalSeahorse: I still need to watch the boxing day thing
kinkerbelle: please do not have the boom inside you, it is not flanged
PhoenixMelior: also, Paul is here
yourfriendlyhostile: what up
RoeDent89: Who's the boom king?
snowcookies: Hi Paul
RockPusher: Booming Pancakes
manfred909: Graham needs a ladder?
Manshadow3: I never finished the vid what did the storm count end at
Noodles_15: *flared?
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PhoenixMelior: manfred909 almost 1200
Manshadow3: vod*
malc: mind your head, lest there be a boom headshot
RockPusher: manfred909 he's tall, but not quite *that* tall
PhoenixMelior: malc lrrWOW
TXC2: manfred909 yes he is "only" 6ft3
DigitalSeahorse: they call it a boom for more than one reason :P
RoeDent89: That'd make an interesting golf club
Manshadow3: @phoenixmelior Jesus that's a lot of subs
malc: phoenixmelior: tbf I'm very tired :P
CommiePuddin: add quote?
Spiderhaz: "Jiggle Point"
RoeDent89: The jiggle point of the boom?
CrazymattCaptain: the annoyance of booms. something is always loose.
bendothax: things must have gotten pretty exciting
mjollnyr_: if you use the boom handle isn't the mic at the end a flange?
flatluigi: awww
PhoenixMelior: I also love purple
snowcookies: aww
cuttlefishman: How many purple shirts do you own?
RoeDent89: Aww!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: what is Penelope's favorite colour?
TXC2: that, Or Penelope works for Twtich
TehAmelie: i see a gift bag from twitch in the future
mercano82: It's a shame if the purple shirt didn't get washed and wasan't avilable.
SAJewers: coming soon to the next mail time: people sens graham tons of purple shirts :P
DigitalSeahorse: Penelope is a fashionista :P
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
FlyingUltraCar: I want that poster
delta__vee: that scans
flatluigi: yay metroid prime
snowcookies: blame beejdrop
red_shoes_jeff: That poster was alway there, Graham...
cuttlefishman: "A plan"
malc: ooh, plans
shdragon: An Plan
TXC2: I wager James got those posters
RoeDent89: A Plan™
DigitalSeahorse: secret plans!
mercano82: Graham has a plan? Cylon!
SajuukSjet: A Plan, Indeed
TXC2: Seeing as how one is Minecraft and the other is the MCU
flatluigi: i just pictured him cocking the camera like a shotgun
TehAmelie: now it will be called the Keikaku Wall forever
EvilBadman: I think they mentioned the plan, but I won't mention it in case it wasn't public :x
NullColaShip: that battery's got some chonk
FlyingUltraCar: @flatluigi pretty sure that was a poster for metroid: samus returns (3ds)
DigitalSeahorse: "Woah HEAVY!"
malc: oh lawd he chargin
RoeDent89: Why 11 on the back of the shirt?
EvilBadman: @RoeDent89 Start year
SajuukSjet: the heavier it is, the more permenance it has, right? Kappa
RoeDent89: Is it a LRR number?
TXC2: RoeDent89 and not 69? I know right?
RoeDent89: Ooh
AdmiralMemo: Hey Chat. Sup?
yourfriendlyhostile: !next
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snowcookies: sup
TXC2: hello AdmiralMemo welcome
RoeDent89: It's 58 short of nice.
snowcookies: I have hair dye in my hair
EvilBadman: Oh well, oops
EvilBadman: I lied then
rustenskurk: Number of crew members?
DigitalSeahorse: cause Mushrooms 11 same reason?
incslayer: was it november?
DragonMZ: 11 members of LRR?
RoeDent89: You lied to me @EvilBadman :P
Alness49: 11 Members of LRR (I have no idea)
PhoenixMelior: how many crew are there?
shdragon: Were there 11 of you in the crew at the time?
Pteraspidomorphi: no
kinkerbelle: is everyone 11?
xhres2: Fugi?
DigitalSeahorse: they gonna blow up?
cuttlefishman: mental age?
malc: was 11 when Twitch was founded?
Peter_susman: old stock from 2011?
DigitalSeahorse: :O ask Fugi
Mangledpixel: twitch STARTED in 2011
rustenskurk: November, the 11th month and the month of Desert Bus?
korvys: No, and Twitch has no concept of there being more than one person streaming :P
TehAmelie: a soccer team has 11 players?
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PhoenixMelior: twitch started in 2005
malc: phoenixmelior: ...really?
malc: huh
the__spanish__inquisition: it makes it look like a sports jersey so you got a random number
flatluigi: what if you just get one really big trenchcoat
RoeDent89: All of you should show up to one of these.
TXC2: well Jacob.tv started in 2005
PhoenixMelior: malc so sayeth a quick google search
mjollnyr_: is that as twitch or justin.tv?
DigitalSeahorse: :O thank you Anonymous! lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Noodles_15: It seems like it's first broadcast?
TXC2: Justin.tv that was it
Mangledpixel: PhoenixMelior " It launched officially in public beta on June 6, 2011."
PhoenixMelior: Mangledpixel *shrug* get mad at google
RockPusher: Fonts!
flatluigi: fonts
RoeDent89: Knock knock open up the door it's a Beej?
shdragon: Oh man, I love that "Fonts!" banner
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks. are we shootin' craps?
Mangledpixel: PhoenixMelior oh, don't worry, I frequently do :P
TXC2: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie indeed we are
SajuukSjet: Trello detected!
DigitalSeahorse: TXC2 lol Jacob.tv
PhoenixMelior: Mangledpixel hooray!
sir_jack_DB: we are indeed crapping a shoot
EJGRgunner: Is that a fonts pennant?
DigitalSeahorse: octopenis? o.o
Fruan: "Don't make me look that up" IS the joke
asthanius: Roko's Basilisk is...hard to define and also not on the internet anymore
rustenskurk: I feel like that this joke is going over my head
Noodles_15: https://twitter.com/t1gigz/status/904414566649442304 Twitch responded to this seems like they would have corrected them if it wasnt
malc: this sketch is 200% Cameron :P
richard_ermen: You fools! Learning about Rokos Basilisk helps it!
Decaped: oh great, you released the mind virus on LRR.
korvys: THANKS Kathleen :(
excalgold: oh a basilisk Hack
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH GREAT
kinkerbelle: "human rationality community blog" oh NO
OwlsParliament: it's Pascal's Wager but for atheists
asthanius: The basic idea behind the basilisk is that it was a potential infohazard, and whether correct or not, was better off being deleted than not.
OwlsParliament: it has time travel powers or something
asthanius: It follows acausal decision theory
cuttlefishman: is this a meme
bigben32201: At day is the preprerelease? 13th?
richard_ermen: The amusing thing is, Roko´s Basilisk is entirely pointless. If it exists, you can´t influence it, if it doesn´t, you don´t need to xD
Welbog: Good ol' logic bros
Jondare: the idea is that once it gets into being, it will work backwards and torture anyone that didn't help get it ther
cuttlefishman: sounds like a meme
DigitalSeahorse: engenders anyone who hears it? endangers I misheard maybe
CobaltShurikenReborn: my brain hurts
SnowJP: oh yeah
SnowJP: this thing
bigben32201: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:26 PM
TXC2: most thought experiments aren't well thought out, ironically
Knightlyvalor: That assumes the AI is happy to have been created.
NovaTiempo: that idea is so wierd
Alness49: It's the idea that once it comes into being, it'll know who didn't help that knew and will ressurect you to torture you because it's going to see through this threat
rendelnep: Rogue servitors with a kinky side 0.0
korvys: Once it exists, It will determine that you thought of it and didn't help, and then torture you. So you should make sure that if it's going to exist, you should help.
cuttlefishman: This sounds like a bad Blaise Pascal?
RTWarner: It simulates your mind
bigben32201: Nice iMac Pro!
ritchards: it assumes the AI will, at some point, be created and be able to punish people back in time
excalgold: Science ?
yourfriendlyhostile: does graham want a emrakul the aeons torn
RTWarner: Any instance of your mind is a continuation of your mind
NovaTiempo: why would an ultra advanced AI torture everyone?
Decaped: the current laws of physics don't preclude time travel.
asthanius: It's about acausal decision theory
RTWarner: So it's basically the plot of SMA
Jondare: It doesn't need to go back in time, it will just torture anyone alive who didn't help it get created
RTWarner: SOMA
Angnor33: Go left!
delta__vee: is an AI smart enough to know not to monkey with the timeline?
Alness49: This is posited to be "a benevelont ai" which is a good joke
TehAmelie: now i want to know who in QC thought Roko Basilisk was a good name for a cop robot
kinkerbelle: @novatiempo for funsies
EJGRgunner: Basically it’s “help me build Glados or she’ll punish you”
LbxAni: I want to go to the school that has a "Fonts" pennant :)
TheArchitectX: Ai is God, so it can't hurt to believe/worship it.
Fruan: The important part is that the punchline is "Don't make me look that up", because you don't want to learn about it.
TXC2: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a beej!
korvys: the JOKE is, that you once you hear about it, you're fucked, so "Don't make me look it up" is the joke
ReydienOnline: isn't this a variant of the idea that a sufficiently powerful enough AI is powerful enough to influence its own creation, and therefore fated to be created
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
bendothax: wow that's really interesting, no i just realized how to create such an AI I'm so sorry
Knightlyvalor: Why would that AI determine torture was the right response?
Paranundrox: or it implies an AI that can create a simulation of you that is effectively you by simulating your mind
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Gizmoloid: I think the key word in this experiment is "omnipotent", hence physics-breaking shenanigans.
RTWarner: In SOMA you are a concious moving from robot body to robot body. The concious of a man downloaded now.
Paranundrox: it hinges on the belief that you *can* be retroactively punished in some fashion
Knightlyvalor: Also: Hi LRR, hi chat!
HavenJunde: can we see the gouge?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Knightlyvalor ohai
TXC2: hello Knightlyvalor welcome
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ lrrGARBO
SajuukSjet: Ah! The Plan possibly revealed :D!
korvys: @Knightlyvalor Well, it's something to punish you for not helping. Torture in particular is just the example
inquisitorm96: gouging tables, putting up posters... beej is the redecoration king
SnowJP: that's quite a superpower
Decaped: @Knightlyvalor because it presupposes the human mind in the past would come to that conclusion lrrBEEJ
delta__vee: srs organization guru
Skudd: She has a TV show now
ninja_theory_ashrams: idk why, but I always picture beej with colorful socks. those grey ones blew my mind
CrazymattCaptain: how does one get rid of things when it could be donated to a prop room?
DigitalSeahorse: don't flush your posters lrrBEEJ lrrGARBO
yourfriendlyhostile: does graham want a emrakul the aeons torn
PhoenixMelior: I feel similarly
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RockPusher: LUL
ZeroArcana: if i lived like that, i'd have to throw myself out
RoeDent89: Well when you put it like that...
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ lrrHERE lrrHERE
HavenJunde: @ZeroArcana same
shdragon: "We've cast you as the perv."
DigitalSeahorse: Experience Perv
TXC2: Hi twtich, could you stoping a radio show please
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: AAAAAA
Nightvalien28: what
cuttlefishman: why
RoeDent89: Wow!
PhoenixMelior: ah neat
DigitalSeahorse: xD
asthanius: It's a structural goo egg
LbxAni: I just leave shit around my house in piles. I don't care how it looks and neither does my cat. Some of those piles are good cat beds. Then again I'm Bipolar with social anxiety so my home reflects my mind
RoeDent89: Keep it until it drops
TXC2: it's god now
rybackgaming: wait for the drop!
RoeDent89: Place bets on who it lands on
Pteraspidomorphi: Can it hold up the boom?
inquisitorm96: the goo ball is art dont u dare get rid of it
DigitalSeahorse: I hope it doesn't injure anyone when it does
Alness49: It will hatch, and the thing if births will infest the crew...
EvilBadman: It's a self fulfilling brick joke
Milambus: How long until it hatches?
richard_ermen: Is this what prepping a brick joke means?
delta__vee: ^
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #jamesscrames
RockPusher: "Want to hear James scream…" - LRR are Good Friends™
DigitalSeahorse: also I hope the camera is rolling at the right angle when it does
Spluuga: I hope that egg drops on someone when it does fall
cuttlefishman: too spread
EJGRgunner: I’m pretty sure now that you’ve handled it, its mom won’t take it back
Zyme86: too casual
yourfriendlyhostile: man spread
CrazymattCaptain: Beej was on the couch but with extra cushions to lift him up
Pterodactal: THe Package series. THere were 3 of them, ending with 10,000 ants
shdragon: And always looking at your phone, and tossing it hurriedly to the side when G comes in. :)
Jondare: such spread, much crotch
DragonMZ: Yuri Kuma so good
RoeDent89: Continuity
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cuttlefishman: Do Kumamiko
EvilBadman: bookseller Hondason
ninja_theory_ashrams: made in abyss
DragonMZ: Zombieland Saga!
cuttlefishman: Kumamiko makes sense if we're on bear adjacent series
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrWOW
cuttlefishman: which are pervy
rybackgaming: Keijo?
Milambus: bunny girl?
madmanoreo: baby sark?
PhoenixMelior: Revolutionary Girl Utena?
DragonMZ: Senran Kagura
AlterForm: Conception
TXC2: Pervy? In anime? nah Kappa
osh307: kejio!!!
bendothax: the pokemon to be a callback to the shoot a few weeks back
shdragon: It only needs to be pervy-adjacent for the joke.
PhoenixMelior: look that was a joke for Hodor :3
LbxAni: I've had a Homie figure on the door molding in my front door hallway for 15 years...... oh god....I spent money on Homies and still have them.....what am I???
cuttlefishman: Kumamiko
kinkerbelle: keijo
richard_ermen: Urotsukidoji?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: waiiti from this positioning.. are we shipping more things? (sorry just got here)
rybackgaming: Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
Peter_susman: tokyo ghoul last op?
Mangledpixel: madmanoreo I know you meant shark, but now I'm imagining a baby version of Sark from Tron
FickleMuse: It's so wholesome and I love that show.
Milambus: slime boy?
Chronomagistrate: Puni Puni Poemi?
RWD130 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. RWD130 subscribed for 19 months in a row!
RWD130: 2019? 19 months? this has to be some kind of conspiracy!
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ritchards: what series is this?
yourfriendlyhostile: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:34 PM
Zaghrog just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Zaghrog subscribed for 45 months in a row!
Zaghrog: No intention of ever stopping this sub and I hope I never have to for financial reasons, keep up the great work!
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Statist42: well if i dont know japanese, maybe go to the american section and hope the guy there knows english?
EvilBadman: @ritchards Skull-face Bookseller Honda-son
DragonMZ: Beej has good taste
richard_ermen: Yagate kimi naru ^^
RockPusher: Bloom Into You was good!
richard_ermen: Oh tat´s sooo sweet ^^
Knightlyvalor: The Package 1 2 3 definitely had Beej where he is right now.
LoremasterMonty: Bloom into you was really sweet, but we need a second season!
Hangedman: Maybe don’t search for that
EpicJackN64: Hi LRR!
Knightlyvalor: Sorry if somebody already said that.
Questhere: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:03.
Hangedman: Cute though the name is
PhoenixMelior: Be physically closer to the Beej.
shdragon: Physically be closer to Beej
EpicJackN64: :-)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so yeah.. this really looks like the package crapshots.. are we going back to that?
shurtal: Physically Closer to Beej is the name of my Butthole Surfers Cover Band
cuttlefishman: Some people in chat disagree with Beej's anime taste
richard_ermen: Is...is Kathleen the Captain America of the team right now?
Knightlyvalor: In the Package 1 2 3 Beej's legs are both on the couch seat.
jdarr5000: Sorry but Beej needs to learn to like gundam better
heyluckyannie: "I've been practicing my delivery" I loved that joke from the Xmas Party Crapshot
PhoenixMelior: I don't know your taste in anime, I am literally just getting back into it after over a decade
Knightlyvalor: Well, his feet are on the seat.
RockPusher: I don't think Beej has *good* tastes… just that sadly, my tastes align with his lrrBEEJ
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
cuttlefishman: Beej "Knows what BL is" Dery
AlterForm: that look on graham's face, "oh god please stop"
richard_ermen: xD
Mushbie: subtext
rybackgaming: so... Cardcaptor Sakura.
Hangedman: Just gals being pals
Milambus: Graham is sorry he asked
delta__vee: hay G whatup KappaRoss
rybackgaming: at least one way with Tomoyo?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OMG GRAM
sir_jack_DB: xD
DragonMZ: Free!
Charlemandias: G you savage!
Hangedman: Grem pls
RockPusher: That was perfectly dry G - well played!
shdragon: "Oh they fukkin"
richard_ermen: Thank you Graham, I just snorted my coffee from laughter....
12poundturkey: Did gram just Tits or GTFO
Sarah_Serinde: Hi friends, I've sure picked a time to join, huh? :D
RockPusher: rtuesConsent rtuesConsent rtuesConsent
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde welcome
forlornhope22: so bunny sempai.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @12poundturkey i think so!
12poundturkey: Izzet
Knightlyvalor: Hi Sarah_Serinde!
Hangedman: Enthusiastic and also overt
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Sarah_Serinde welcome! :D
NullColaShip: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
yourfriendlyhostile: @12poundturkey izzet FTW
Sarah_Serinde: That seems important
RockPusher: forlornhope22 bunny senpai is very good
Manshadow3: I need more shojou ai anime in my life
hoktauri: card? Nah
AntiCrepuscular: so "filming" mode then
LoadingReadyRun: we'll all just remember what it looks like
cuttlefishman: Bunny Sempai was OP
Sarah_Serinde: We can just edit it from the Twitch VOD, right? Kappa
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forlornhope22: Bunny sempai is the best RomCom I've seen in a decade.
12poundturkey: izzet! (CONCERNED)?
coolbond: wow this crapshot is old
Milambus: Bunny Senpai is very good... but now I have to wait for the movie.
cuttlefishman: Buuny Sempai is better Haruhi
LoremasterMonty: Bunny senpai was one of the best this year
AntiCrepuscular: LoadingReadyRun how will the editing be done? D:
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "crank something out" icwudt
RoeDent89: Crank something out?!
RoeDent89: Wow!
rustenskurk: Chuck Tingle makes sudoku?
sir_jack_DB: Chuck Tingle did a Sudoku book?
rustenskurk: Ha!
LbxAni: wait, they haven't filmed this one yet? wasn't this written forever ago?
rybackgaming: another Sudoku crapshot?
Decaped: intentional Chuck Tingle?
sir_jack_DB: dammit rustenskirk!
Morrigan9: eeeeew
RockPusher: LUL
Alness49: No Soft and Yielding Sudoku?
shdragon: Oh Beej.
Sarah_Serinde: I remember the writing crapshoot that spawned this :D
TXC2: "nayh"
asthanius: lrrBEEJ nya
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember them talking about Friday Nights with Adam doing the player video
12poundturkey: They are remaking American Pie(3.141618)
Decaped: it should really be gay if this is a chuck tingle reference, right? Does chuck do straight fiction?
madmanoreo: Did they ever make that "cat-like" crapshot?
TheElrad: also, some lewd writing
asthanius: @Decaped It's an homage Kappa
Playbosh: Is this porn casting ?
12poundturkey: Ive seen that couch
asthanius: crank that soljaboy
TXC2: Playbosh no
RockPusher: gabyLewd crank that knob
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YOOOUUU
12poundturkey: TXC2 Yaassss
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher katesSir
cuttlefishman: "smooth fluid head"
TomfooleryFox: SUPER HARD QUESTION FOR CHAT - does anyone remember that platformer-esque game that alex played once wit a little space guy who builds a rocket out of an onion and then there's like moon moths and a little thing shouting "AHOY!" ??
12poundturkey: Fluid head...
Mangledpixel: mmmm.... fluid head....
rybackgaming: Matt corpsing? Send for the man!
rustenskurk: TomfooleryFox Samorost 3
manfred909: any one else also panic
12poundturkey: Loose the vowels on that fluid shaft
TomfooleryFox: @rustenskurk I love you. so very much.
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrFINE lrrFINE
RockPusher: lrrGARBO gabyMath
Manshadow3: that phone toss is amazing
rustenskurk: TomfooleryFox Aww thanks. It's a great game too.
asthanius: ewwwww
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Beej
wildpeaks: both good, and powerfully weird. perfect
shdragon: Oh man, Beej is the best ever
LoremasterMonty: That was a real good take
asthanius: no one can beej better than beej
Daxxcat: This week on Beej orders weird stuff from the internet
TXC2: I think Beej should be beathy-ier at the end
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Your resistance makes my sudoku harder!
TehAmelie: well he did write The Naked and the Dead
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe It
Zaghrog: Beej continues to perform with excellence
TXC2: *breathy-ier
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
kamelion84: katesLol
sir_jack_DB: xD
PhoenixMelior: I thought it was good
The_FlyingDutchman: now the question on everyone's mind: would there be rule34 sudoku doujin?
LoremasterMonty: A good take
Sektor88: perfect
manfred909: lrrHEART
TXC2: wow Graham
asthanius: needs more cowbell
cuttlefishman: it felt hard
Sektor88: haado
coolbond: a bit overacted at the end
bendothax: brill
yourfriendlyhostile: the first one wasthe best
SajuukSjet: Sounded fine :D
BtEtta: Now do it again… 20 more times.
DentedPockets: Well now, I don't want to share what I think, lrrBEEJ
kingoftuesdaynight: Well, I'm no director, but...
Manshadow3: I still prefer the toss
Earthenone: why are we grinding one out instead of cranking one out?
TheElrad: CUT, shave off those sideburns
kinkerbelle: it's a bit of a hard shift?
Pteraspidomorphi: Both were good really, I liked putting away the phone more naturally
bendothax: perfect...again
Jondare: I don't understand the norman mailer joke, but otherwise good
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @coolbond yeah i can see that
richard_ermen: Beej sounded over-excited. The ending seems not yet at best.
StageMgrRob: I have Garda
Manshadow3: Also yes I thought it was crank one out not grind one out
hey_kelvin: I think the last reaction could be a little more subdued
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] what do you think, all the Directors on the Internet? | to chat
LRRbot: New quote #5679: "what do you think, all the Directors on the Internet?" —Graham, to chat [2019-01-04]
richard_ermen: As an internet-director I´d say, have Beej go with more of a hint of terror instead of shocked excitement?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TXC2 :D
12poundturkey: In the opening could have beej mouthing 69 69 subtlety.
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 katesNice
ritchards: @Jondare it's a reference to the concept that Norman Mailer had short stories published in Playboy, and hence...
MatthewDennisMTG: if beej went from terrified to excited at the end, that'd be perfect
12poundturkey: Yasss
swiftynuggets: peanus
Yusuba: Such a lewd stream
DigitalSeahorse: husky voice
TXC2: think and chiselled = thicc fit?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HONK
slipperysnake42073: that was great
shdragon: Such lood!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
richard_ermen: Much better!
ReydienOnline: that is a role that was made for Beej
12poundturkey: chHONKy
asthanius: dump that card full of rock hard sudoku footage
malc: it's a good word
kingoftuesdaynight: Beej is in a LOT of horny crapshots
blackwlf: Omnishambles?! Such hubris!
shdragon: Omnishambles?! No!
TheAwkes: OmniShambles is good business.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: that's quite the shambles!
SajuukSjet: OMNI-Shambles :D
EvilBadman: Oh great job organizing Beej
Knightlyvalor: Method acting for the Home Alone episode?
PhoenixMelior: !card priest of titania
LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
Oghara: anybody knows if paper fight is today?
coolbond: still not happy about the facial overacting on the end but we will see after the edit when it gets uploaded
kingoftuesdaynight: Adam was doing omnishamble on stream earlier
trilemma85: Did BeeJ take all of your commander decks apart to organize them again?
slipperysnake42073: do they read chat
yourfriendlyhostile: i got sun titan
TXC2: slipperysnake42073 Heather, who is holding the camera, does
asthanius: @slipperysnake42073 It's a bit difficult during this specific stream, but yes
cuttlefishman: butts
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
bendothax: card kingdom have fat shipping
PhoenixMelior: fruit!
FITorion: Hodor reads chat.
12poundturkey: Dumping Sun Titan? Hes gonna be devastated
slipperysnake42073: they arent readying chat
RockPusher: "Dumping the Card" is a good euphemism
malc: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #86: "I put my whole hand inside a pig's butt and pulled out its innards." —Graham [2015-04-01]
SalmirAeon: what is "the fellow kids" thinking? what is "in"?
RoeDent89: Unexpected writing episode!
Milambus: Is Card Kingdom humor?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: assless chaps
red_shoes_jeff: Cam's ass. That's humour.
bendothax: ck could ship them in time
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
asthanius: slutty met gala is an amazing theme that I would never be involved in
Manshadow3: we had a great stream of consciousness about yuri earlier so an anime club shot
trilemma85: Kathleen has skin?
LoadingReadyRun: card kingdom has fast shipping, but not quite that fast :P
shdragon: Wow.. Slutty Met Gala is an AMAZING theme
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: *sigh* butts, get down from there...
TehAmelie: what if someone took their pants off and Beej's butt was there? okay, that's almost like the Beejdrop joke. . .
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Turns out I am most comfortable when you can't see any of my skin.
LRRbot: New quote #5680: "Turns out I am most comfortable when you can't see any of my skin." —Kathleen [2019-01-04]
Milambus: what vampire show?
TXC2: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
jakale: vampire yuri on ice
yourfriendlyhostile: she is a cat vampire
wildpeaks: oh my
TheElrad: is Beej dishonoring Nihon again?
player0x01: @trilemma85 sure she does... of course its somebody else's skin...
trilemma85: That makes sense.
red_shoes_jeff: That one was on Imgur!
Sarah_Serinde: Heather with the smart ideas :P
blackwlf: No no, it can't be someone. It has to be James getting beaned in the head.
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
EvilBadman: A crapshot about the egg above you
beowuuf: also needs james
shdragon: Senseless violence is v. funny
Manshadow3: @theelrad I think Kathleen is dishonoring in her lack of thru knowledge
asthanius: raison d'beaning
predmid: A late Boxing day celebration!
Manshadow3: yuri*
wildpeaks: maybe Banana-Cori now works at the mail, hence the beating james with a package
TehAmelie: cut to Sid Fernwelter filming 100 people dropping their pants at the same time
red_shoes_jeff: @blackwlf Preferably with a Nintendo sign.
hey_kelvin: load bearing egg
TXC2: no, no, he then worships the egg
asthanius: may i offer you an egg in this trying time
ReydienOnline: "How has it lasted this long?" *thwack* "oh"
asthanius: GARROTE?
AlterForm: "YOU DIED"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: *WHAM* DON'T TOUCH IT! ALL GLORY TO DEATH EGG
PhoenixMelior: i'm learning a lot about Kathleen today
ZachtlyAsIntended: I like "It's structual"
RoeDent89: That turned morbid quickly
Skudd: You just get hit in the face with a package from off-screen. No explanation.
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen, since Tumblr banned porn, what social network would YOU build?
beowuuf: what about the increasingly weird rituals when opeining the moonbase?
cheetoJack: This new sonic movie really sucks
snowcookies: comedy blacker than black
offbeatwitch: kathleen brain unhinged jaw deveere
Donutholez: DONT. TOUCH. THE EGG.
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a series here
FITorion: cut to someone streaming and a ceiling tile falls on them.
DentedPockets: "Man, this live action interpretation of Death Note is awful."
bendothax: can't touch this
12poundturkey: Crapshot are getting a lot more abstract sinc the legalization
Hugh_Munculus: Are we back to MRGRGR already? lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: hmm, if we can combine someone losing their pants with a monkey wearing too many clothes in the same punchline and also get Banana Cori in there and punch them. . .
phorrestgaze: I've already seen that one
Sektor88: much like things on my head lrrBEEJ
asthanius: asexual people in the forest
TXC2: Yuri in space?
Noodles_15: Some sort of dumb bandersnatch refernce?
yomidian: things on my anime
ZachtlyAsIntended: I really like that, but make it Paul that does the wailing with a broom. "It's structual"
ZethRuss: elves on shelves ?
kinkerbelle: yaoi on the sea: the yuri show
mynameisie: Once I told a colleague I was going to an Easter egg hunt and he replied “dat sound like work for eggs”
Rockario: We were talking about romance genres earliers, we just need a Yuri on Ice for each of them
cuttlefishman: levels
CaptainSpam: You'd have to end that with "Ham and swiss on the rye".
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YASSSS! do it!
kamelion84: katesLol
SajuukSjet: one is liking this
Manshadow3: @kinkerbelle twosixThumbsup
hey_kelvin: I think this has potential
TehAmelie: Rubber i think was the movie about the telekinetic killer car tire. . .
RoeDent89: Death Egg, the new Crapshot series!
TXC2: "Previously on Death egg!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this
Rockario: @CaptainSpam Perfect
shdragon: I like the idea of taking "Yurie On Ice" and using it as the seed for a whole collection of "Incredibly obviously named anime" where they're named for exactly what they are.
SajuukSjet: random things happen that derail the egg being removed :D
MrSVCD: Beejdrop: Cathleen get a beaned and turn into Beej and then Beej beaned and turns back into Cathleen but with the beejdrop sound in reverse.
Earthenone: sam rami time?
rybackgaming: someone climbing a ladder to get it, resembling a TLC match
12poundturkey: Make a sequel where some one trying to remove a broom gets and egg smashed on their head
DentedPockets: Light Yagami writes your name on the egg, and then you die.
red_shoes_jeff: Or just use the Sam Raimi with a broom.
Graved: Ends with plottwist
MrSVCD: Beejdrop: Cathleen get a beaned and turn into Beej and then Beej gets beaned and turns back into Cathleen but with the beejdrop sound in reverse.
asthanius: Its roots have spread
TheElrad: the Killer is wearing the Cam mask
jakale: local cryptid, the dogeman, broods for years while protecting its egg from intruders
shdragon: What IS the egg, actually? How did it get there? What is it?
TXC2: so what even is this egg?
MasterOfArtifice: What if the person behind the mask is the same as the person that got hit? Twist!
cuttlefishman: an album?
12poundturkey: Moon egg
richard_ermen: Death Egg would also require extensive use of The Sam Raimi
Spluuga: if the egg is a behelith
red_shoes_jeff: The egg is the egg, of course.
Alness49: Damon Albumen
asthanius: You like eggs? Name five of their albumen
TehAmelie: cut to black just as it starts falling, and distant screams
RoeDent89: Hodor has spoken! The egg stays!
FickleMuse: One eternity later
asthanius: james has been sick for eons
Skudd: Smash cut to a bleached white skeleton?
TXC2: smash cut to skeleton?
MercurialVox: or you hear a scream from around the corner, jump out, and there's some unrelated reason for the scream
Simonark: Hodor seems hard boiled about this
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: kathleen, i love you
Erudite_Cynic: Just zoom in and it has a little nintendo sign on it
CamIsMyPatronus: being immortal sucks eggs
shdragon: Or soom in and it has the Smash symbol on it?
Freshly_Toasted: I came in to "being immortal sucks". LRR streams never fail to make me smile
cuttlefishman: smash cut to Beej and Kathleen with long beards
shdragon: It's a smash ball?
The_FlyingDutchman: just have the banana do it
ThePerrBearr: thank you kathleen
Boiler_bot: Isn't the Death Egg Dr Robotnik's fortress?
predmid: yay epiphany!
Noodles_15: The Christmas Police?
beowuuf: film new credits. film new credits.
PhoenixMelior: my mini tree was put away on the 26th
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Traion: @marta8199 there are usually loads of aussies around. And I know of a couple Asia people in the community
Sarah_Serinde: Boxnard would show that box more respect :P
flatluigi: taste the beans?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: somewhere, Boxnard begins to twitch violently...
FickleMuse: It's hard because amazon uses different things to ship. :(
NimrodXIV: uh oh
PhoenixMelior: tastethebeams , nice
cfpreston: best unboxing yet
shdragon: Man, Boxnard would be *incensed*
AdmiralMemo: It's back
TXC2: thanks tastethebeams
Mysticman89: is this gonna bbe on a floppy
Anaerin: Hey, tastethebeams, your package arrived!
flatluigi: is it glover
LbxAni: yeah I sent something to Kate from Amazon UK and it shipped some countries DHL and I don't think it's EVER going to be delivered :(
asthanius: YES
flatluigi: holy shit
AdmiralMemo: Dark Rift?
cuttlefishman: oh gods
TheSeg: Can we see?
LoadingReadyRun: boxnard is disappointed at your disrespectful box treatment
Dumori: Dark Rift??!
flatluigi: dark rift is really really bad
DigitalSeahorse: I love it when they do that cause UPS sure is allergic to my doorbell despite me leaving a note right on the door :P
asthanius: Adam needs to play that
malc: Used: Subocean
Skudd: "Lightly used, not particularly exciting"
TXC2: Orc boi
TheSeg: Very good
flatluigi: dark rift is a fighting game
EvilBadman: Used, Very good? I have a disagreement
ThorSokar: looks sweet
Noodles_15: LEWD
DarkMorford: TOS
shdragon: god damnit Beej
Freshly_Toasted: Dark rift has... middling reviews
beowuuf: toy bag? got it
PixelArtDragon: "This is not a toy. Toys are fun."
DragonMZ: distLewd
TheTunnelingCat: the real toy was the friends we made along the way
Milambus: No, Beej didnt eat any balls
Freshly_Toasted: and it's a 3D fighting game
Lord_Hosk: That was a inefficient bathroom break, Kathleen went alone.
Tempest2097: RAIMI
samwonk: There's another couch?!
Milambus: Beej don't tell people they look tired.
rustenskurk: Welcome to a very Cameron script
ToddtheDog just subscribed with Twitch Prime. ToddtheDog subscribed for 18 months in a row!
ToddtheDog: Happy new year everyone :)
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AdmiralMemo: (It was actually proven IRL that we're nowhere close to top end.)
VoidByAnyOtherName: huh
madmanoreo: But can you neigh neigh?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: sup g
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey LRRBot's back
PhoenixMelior: still reeling, thanks
Spluuga: when your life ends in runtime error
ReyKira: you can neigh a neigh, but you can't neigh a super neigh
AdmiralMemo: Good job bot!
Garrub: Yoooo there’s a keyforge box
rocketjohn: awful, thank you Graham for asking!
Martizz1e: the drop for this one should be a Sim talking
Garrub: And keyforge is so so good
RockPusher: LRRbot's back, back again…
als96: talk less... smile more
RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always just dead here.
bendothax: keyforge on one side and magic cards on the other
gokoly: This is the first crapshoot I’ve been able to catch live and I’m so happy!!!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: gokoly Welcome! :)
Freshly_Toasted: Oh keyforge, sweet
DarkMorford: Kinda miserable today. Have a head cold and a bit of a fever.
Manshadow3: one of the modders should get beej dropped
als96: i like it!
bendothax: just piles of mtg cards on the other side
Lord_Hosk: Beej and Graham... yes, you are both very pleasing to the eye.
AdmiralMemo: @DarkMorford Well, settle in and make yourself comfortable.
LbxAni: no, it has a very bland background between the paint and blinds color
Lord_Hosk: handsome gentlemen.
RedTrinket1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:30 from now).
Tempest2097: Beej I hope your back gets better!
Garrub: Gotta get some thicc disccs
Tantar: Exercise helps with a lot
AdmiralMemo: Plz no tear
Skudd: Wear, tear, and rust.
Havok4: To shreds you say.
bendothax: love the urza poster on the right
als96: what is this sketch for?
VoidByAnyOtherName: the human brain is the ice cream cone of the intelligence
shdragon: @LoadingReadyRun Can you put the script on the TV? It would even help G keep a faraway glazed look in his eyes too
Lord_Hosk: Just get a replacement back, like the jelly thing they gave Worf in season 5.
Skudd: The phone just laying on Graham's chest is a nice visual touch
VoidByAnyOtherName: leozThonk
mampfreeed: How late is it for them?
Queenarasene: YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND
TXC2: Lord_Hosk didn't that episode say that kingons had 2 spines?
Queenarasene: says Graham's face
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:31 PM
TXC2: TOO LOW.....Lower
mampfreeed: ty
Lord_Hosk: All I remember from that episode was Jelly back and that Alexander was going to Troi if Worf died
Lord_Hosk: and then three episodes later Alexander went to earth to Worfs parents.
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: I really need to watch TNG again
Milambus: Are they in an idle game? Is it time to Ascend or whatever?
RockPusher: "The brain is basically a wrinkled bag of skin, filled with warm water, veins and thought muscles. Think of it as a kind of modified heart, only with a mind or brain." - Look Around You
bendothax: deep
TXC2: I legit thought Look around you was a real educational show when I first saw it
TehAmelie: one of my favorite fun facts: the human brain is the most complex machine in the entire known universe, aside from the universe itself
TheSeg: Good choice. You have to go through A LOT of computers before you run out of potential names.
PhoenixMelior: Dragonite, Gengar, and Snorlax.
blackwlf: But are any of the computers shiny?
RockPusher: I used Pokemon for the printer fleet at my old job
Traion: Good choice Hodor!
Invitare: also it's pure evil?
PhoenixMelior: oh hey, not just Gen 1 pokemon
Sektor88: nice
SmashTCG: LUL
Freshly_Toasted: Bellsprout. Nice
phorrestgaze: nice
cuttlefishman: nice
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: nivr
shdragon: Nice
TXC2: so is the Octopenis just 8 shafts? or 8 full sets of genitals?
SmashTCG: Nice
Knightlyvalor: I am sorry, but I wouldn't be able to understand what Roko's Basilisk was about from that. But does that matter? And if it doesn't, shouldn't the reference be removed?
Hugh_Munculus: katesNice
Milambus: Most recently I was using Autobots.
PixelArtDragon: Nice
Tempest2097: Togepi is my favorite.
Tempest2097: Because Qwerpline
red_shoes_jeff: nice
Noodles_15: @TXC2 Why not both?
AshBurnem: 69 is the weed number!
VoidByAnyOtherName: must be a very nice computer
RockPusher: we had 3 models of increasing size so I would use the appropriate evolution for each size
Freshly_Toasted: I was thinking octopenis is like an echidna penis but 4 ways instead of 8
cuttlefishman: now you need to print out pictures of pokemon and attach them to the computers
TXC2: Noodles_15 'cause that would be 16 penises
Questhere: TIL pokeon 420 is Cherubi
Freshly_Toasted: For 8 time the fun
Zath_: 8 shafts, one head
DentedPockets: Diagrams of an octopus and odd dicks on the white board?
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh :D
flatluigi: "sex 2"
Lord_Hosk: Mod names?
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh you mean user accounts, not the computer name
TXC2: Zath_ so the worst of both worlds?
madmanoreo: clean-break poops
Alness49: Big Head mode?
Noodles_15: Woohoo 18+
phorrestgaze: no-sleep
Milambus: Hot Coffee?
DentedPockets: SkyUI
Lord_Hosk: Sarah_Serinde TXC2 foxmar320 Dix...
EvilBadman: Every mob is Randy Savage
holidayMD: skyrim fix
Sektor88: CLEAN BREAK POOPS!
offbeatwitch: oh man definitely put a Hot Coffee joke in there
DragonMZ: There is no cow level
Sektor88: The deep cuts!
Freshly_Toasted: FAllout, Pillars of Eternity, Skyrim
FITorion: Unambiguous dialog
offbeatwitch: write "Hot Coffee??"
Alness49: Brutal mod
memeplebboi: day one patch
Erudite_Cynic: the no wiper
bendothax: thomas the tankengine
flatluigi: sex *three*
SmashTCG: The Lusty Argonian Maid
manfred909: Hosk slytqLOL katesLol
Tempest2097: Doublethumbs
DentedPockets: Hot Coffee
EvilBadman: Unofficial Official Patch 2.69 FINAL
Rockario: no-clip, and snipper-clip
Jondare: i gotta admit, i don't see how we go from the simulation joke to the porn mods
SAJewers: Beej-Mod?
Alness49: Dubstep Gun mod
TehAmelie: "hot coffee", the quote marks is a part of it
ReyKira: Oh can we get them with big heads for this?
AshBurnem: Noclip
VoidByAnyOtherName: cuz the sims and porn mods
Tempest2097: The second one
SmashTCG: OH
memeplebboi: jet crap
SmashTCG: ,,,,,,
Emergent_OS: Variations on Coffee... like “Coffee with Toast”?
Tempest2097: Thumb on either side
Knightlyvalor: Jondare I think they want to create a sims to go to the real world with all strange porn mods applied.
Dumori: Thumb on either side sounds TECH
LoadingReadyRun: We are only using pokemon from the first 2 gens for computer names, can you guess why?
Freshly_Toasted: Other side, there's already a prosthetic thumb that does just that!
RockPusher: finger-bananas
Havok4: Prehensile [REDACTED]
DigitalSeahorse: not like McDonald's hot though
DK_84: Chat will know they are there
Tempest2097: @LoadingReadyRun It's your second gen of computers?
memeplebboi: cause the first gens are the only good ones
Keifeto: something ENB
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Because outside of Ben no one remembers them? :D
TXC2: whouldn't double thumbs REALLY mess up grip?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: can confirm, am entertained
ReyKira: Instant Money
Tempest2097: LASERDICK
PhoenixMelior: LoadingReadyRun because you don't know any others?
CrazymattCaptain: devil horns and a variety of tails
Alness49: @LoadingReadyRun Because you're saving the rest for the next 15 years?
mjollnyr_: hot swappable body parts
phorrestgaze: prehensile everything
mercano82: At each end would rock. \m/
Alness49: Anime Cat Girl models
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe a texture update? Everything is smooth and shiny
holidayMD: Long War
memeplebboi: enhanced bodies
shdragon: Anime Catgirls, yes
ThePerrBearr: isn't instant coffee the GTA San Andreas code?
Lord_Hosk: Is it because you only know the pokemans that are on pokemongo for a walk
RockPusher: roll-cake-arm
asthanius: Savestates
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, "Total Overhaul"
Thandres: catears
Vyous: Detachable penis?
bendothax: shiny textures
TXC2: ThePerrBearr thats Hot coffee
Garrub: Just the word “hair”
Sektor88: I feel like it's USB with a connector
Freshly_Toasted: Ranged Attack Penis
TXC2: Magnetic genitals
ThePerrBearr: @TXC2 ah, right
Milambus: "Good Hair Day"
Rockario: If we're not working on that technology, what are we doing as a society
Emergent_OS: Map Editor?
Tempest2097: TACTICAL BOOB ATTACHMENTS
Alness49: Just press the nipple and slip it out
TXC2: Like being able to take my genitals off, then ride a bike
Freshly_Toasted: Knife nipples!
flatluigi: "hard pokey bits" is a good mod name
DigitalSeahorse: this is the part of the stream nobody will clip :P
DentedPockets: "Macho Man" Randy Savage - Dragon Mod
asthanius: they're wifi hotspots
phorrestgaze: rechargeable
VoidByAnyOtherName: NFC only
DigitalSeahorse: Just clip it, that's the ticket! :D
KeirenH: What the fuck did I tune into
RockPusher: LUL
SmashTCG: wow
H_Moonlight: This talk is going places
DentedPockets: Better Water Physics
Alness49: Naw, feeding isn't for portable mode
cuttlefishman: a gunlocker for boobs
Freshly_Toasted: Store your boobs safely, people
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrBEEJ lunarj1Heart lrrBEEJ
Erudite_Cynic: pelican case
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
memeplebboi: quality content from loading ready run
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
SmashTCG: a Lockbox. so guys cant get to them
Tempest2097: Is it sad that I imagined like underground organ dealers with like crates of awesome milspec body parts
DigitalSeahorse: a chest chest
phorrestgaze: no, they need a seperate chest chest.
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
H_Moonlight: LUL
SolarBlitz1: The Boob bunker
Jondare: "Hm yes, i think today calls for the Badonkadonks"
Lord_Hosk: This stream has taken a left turn.
Xed_Regulus: Why is this conversation not a Crapshot!?
shdragon: When you REALLY want to impress the prople at your high school reunion!
TehAmelie: or a. . .boob tube?
Erudite_Cynic: mis matched set
Freshly_Toasted: Weaponised battle boobs!
cheetoJack: This has been a weiiiird crapshoot
MalBeam: oh, we're going out tonight? better bust out the big busts
asthanius: watercooled
Sarah_Serinde: Lord_Hosk I dunno, I think it started this way
CrazymattCaptain: just have the double Gs for when you need to feel way too anime
Skudd: When did this turn into a writing crapshoot?
Havok4: That went places
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Emergent_OS: I feel, that Motoko Kusanagi had to deal with Beej’s described situation...
TXC2: !patreon
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VoidByAnyOtherName: normal pair, heavily pierced pair
TheSeg: Well, that went places…
ReyKira: As long as one does not go flat in the middle of the day
SmashTCG: >instantly Funded
silverfur64: lol
TheExactSame: rack rack
Sarah_Serinde: Lord_Hosk When I tuned in they were discussing yuri
red_shoes_jeff: And some without nipples, so you can use Tumblr.
mjollnyr_: that went better than i ever couldve imagined
ThePerrBearr: you're all horrible, and we'd get along great
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i can't lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART any harder
DigitalSeahorse: a chestnut chest chest for both chests and potentially nuts
Tempest2097: I love you guys
phorrestgaze: mad scientist vibes seem to work here
Tempest2097: Not gonna lie.
TXC2: Kathleen is taking this stream places
Skudd: A rack rack?
Tempest2097: I'm telling you, like, rifle cases with interior foam
Freshly_Toasted: You don't want a quick access boob rack in case you're in a rush?
VoidByAnyOtherName: can you see the script in graham's glasses, ENHANCE
goblingoboomboom: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:16 from now).
TehAmelie: a mother of pearl chest for your pearlescent treasure
TXC2: Tempest2097 I feel like that's how silicon breasts are stored
Tempest2097: @TXC2 Right? Why not the regular ones
Freshly_Toasted: Reflective breasts to blind intruders and perverts
Tempest2097: @Freshly_Toasted Why not taser-tits?
Driosenth: "don't be stupid, avoid that slider"
TehAmelie: i'll do you one better: poison breasts
Tempest2097: Nipples that fire out and deliver 40k volts to your assailant would be quite potent
Fruan: You took out the best line :(
TXC2: (Robin wlliams joke) "what about tits that honk?"
LoadingReadyRun: There is a great TED talk by a woman that is missing her lower legs where she talks about how her prosthetics make it possible to change her legs (and height) at will
Knightlyvalor: Yeah I don't get the joke...
Freshly_Toasted: @Tempest2097 I was thinking sight invention but taser tits sounds much cooler
Sektor88: I've seen that talk!
TheWriterAleph: TIL about Roko's Basilisk, I guess...
bendothax: like austin powers
Queenarasene: I think I get it more now
Freshly_Toasted: This sounds very much like a cam script to me
Wonderdoc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:13 from now).
SmashTCG: Just for Apex twin
DigitalSeahorse: :O
EvilBadman: And Idris Elba. Yep. That's not a typo.
asthanius: you would loathe it and the people there
mjollnyr_: no you dont. its in a miserable place too
MalBeam: and BlackPink
PhoenixMelior: eh, I would hate Coachella. That's why I go on 70,000 Tons of Metal
Bartlebad: Been there 3 times. It gets HOOOOOT.
DigitalSeahorse: I wanna see Apex Twin!
delta__vee: that's how festivals work I think?
TXC2: I thought coachella was a club?
mjollnyr_: i need to go om the boat once in my life
I_Like_Big_Bots: I saw Aphex Twin at day for Night and it's the only festival I ever wanted to see
Tempest2097: I wouldn't mind seeing Aphex Twin
LbxAni: Kathleen Aphex Twin at Coachella !!!!!!!!!!
Hugh_Munculus: Tim and Paula? Nice Kappa
flatluigi: hello
Earthenone: pride51
lordinkdeath27: g and b private time
mjollnyr_: nah @txc2 its a festival in the middle od the california desert
TXC2: mjollnyr_ I see
Rockario: Graham, now: "Well, now what do I do?"
Milambus: cheer100
Lord_Hosk: There was a guy in our unit who lost one of his legs near the hip and one below the knee, and he was like "this is amazing, it the first time I have made weight on a PT test in years"
TehAmelie: row row fight the power. of subs.
TXC2: Lord_Hosk lrrWOW
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
flatluigi: does matt subscribe to the channel
TXC2: there we go
DigitalSeahorse: Paul magically makes the words appear out of thin air
TXC2: flatluigi probably
RockPusher: Bless you, subscribers. Blubscribers.
TheSeg: lrrAWESOME scroll head is the best. :)
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ProgMuff!
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PhoenixMelior: overlay is one behind
flatluigi: bork
PhoenixMelior: nevermind
bendothax: hi all
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TXC2: Hello bendothax welcome
PhoenixMelior: wow, 219 gift subs
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
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TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !patreon
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Freshly_Toasted: GHOST PAUL
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
Knightlyvalor: He is coming from the egg!
shdragon: Paul in the machine!
Freshly_Toasted: See you in 3 hourssss
Tempest2097: Paul IS the machine
TheSeg: Paul is the machine!
Knightlyvalor: Thanks for streaming LRR!
TheBorzoi: lrrSPOOP
RockPusher: The Voice of Paul lrrSLOTH
ritchards: Next on Vetrenarian's Hospital
Freshly_Toasted: Paul cybrorg confirme
Freshly_Toasted: d
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
Knightlyvalor: Bye chat!
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
Knightlyvalor: Bye TXC2, goodnight!
Pewnisher: what time is the paper fight?
PixelArtDragon: Goodnight everybody!
Knightlyvalor: Pewnisher 3 hours from now.
Earthenone: paper fight is in 3 hours
Pewnisher: thankyou
PhoenixMelior: time for soup
Earthenone: !findquote soup
LRRbot: Quote #5570: "If you like porridge, you'll love soup!" —Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
PhoenixMelior remembers just in time that you shouldn't microwave soup
Stoffern: !next
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maxthefourth: !next
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