thatgoldengal: what if he doesnt want to be found
viridimayai: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m from now).
NexusVoxx: fblthp joined in on its own search party, i assume
viridimayai: FBLTHP has a faithful friend looking for him, he's lucky
NexusVoxx: "hey we're looking for a lost homunculus" *nods repeatedly*
theonlyangelx: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (18s from now).
toomanybears: i hope we can get domri this set
Juliamon: There'll be riots if we don't
toomanybears: his name is all over cards
theonlyangelx: i'm hoping for Ilharg!
NexusVoxx: Domri is confirmed already, no?
gnome_friend: He is
Juliamon: And y'know, riots if we do, because Gruul
thatgoldengal: he has two whole cards
gnome_friend: !findquote riot
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NexusVoxx: meanwhile I;m hype for Aristocrats, plus Ral's Expertise
gnome_friend: Really?
toomanybears: iwonder if he is leader now because we also havent seen any big borbs
Spacecarl: Looking at the guildgates he is pretty much guaranteed
gnome_friend: Yeah, he's the leader but under the influence of Bolas
strangebanana2: does anyone know what format?
Earthenone: commander
Juliamon: Commander
strangebanana2: nice
NexusVoxx: knew it
Earthenone: 3 ben decks 1 graham deck
theonlyangelx: sick!
gnome_friend: Which is odd for a collection of anarchists to decide to help a multiplanar dictator
theonlyangelx: oooh, is it time for more Sapling of Colfenor?
Freshly_Toasted: Commander tonight, I only know what kinda deck adam's running
Spacecarl: I am just hyped for another version of Ruric Thar. He is my pet commander card.
NexusVoxx: old chromium lets go
Juliamon: Bolas's plans seem to align with Gruul's in general though: destroy the city
gnome_friend: Yeah but then what? If Bolas then controls their lives all that rioting will have been for nothing
NexusVoxx: "This city is in my way. Destroy it." "...Boss we were gonna do that anyway"
Juliamon: Rioting is never for nothing
gnome_friend: Good point
TSturtledove: Think it's funny (but oddly appropriate) that Rakdos of all guilds aren't on team bolas.
Freshly_Toasted: Sometimes, you need to riot for rioting's sake
gnome_friend: I guess the more red-aligned Gruul don't worry about the future much
Feminine_Desires: Gruul want to smash the city.
Himyul: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m ago).
NickTheDM: I think the idea is that the average guild member has no idea bolas is even a thing. Its just leadership pushing for goals that line up with his plan
Spacecarl: I am intrigued by the new Gruul enchantment that gives your nontoken creatures riot.
Feminine_Desires: Orzhov and Azorius want to control the city.
kingoftuesdaynight: I mean, since when have the rakdos been about listening to what outsiders tell them to do?
NexusVoxx: fun fact parroted from reddit: Rakdos is the only current guild leader who is also a guild founder
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Juliamon I just got a flashback of Tenacious D's "City Hall" where Jack Black just screams "RIOT!"
Juliamon: Rakdos is like "fuck off we're busy"
gnome_friend: I wonder how Vannifar came to be Prime Speaker...
Feminine_Desires: "Busy PARTYING!"
Spacecarl: Rakdos has his thing going. why would he want to ruin it?
Spacecarl: He has a great deal
Lagrangeismyhomie: Not Partying, then die!
Fruan: Mat'Selyesnia needs to wake the fuck up.
Feminine_Desires: Speaking of Vannifar:
Spacecarl: Like imagine how many other demons would want his set up. being Legitimized.
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben Ulmer, Benjamin Wheeler, Cameron, and Jeremy.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Feminine_Desires
NexusVoxx: i wont pretend to know the Simic leadership dynamics, but im gonna pretend Zegana lost an arm-westling competition to her
Mangledpixel: Lagrangeismyhomie for Rakdos that isn't much of a distinction
Spacecarl: The most other creature names in your type line?
gnome_friend: Oh, and there's a lizard wizard now!
gnome_friend: So Kathleen can celebrate
Lagrangeismyhomie: Do the Simic even know their own leadership dynamics?
NexusVoxx: Dr Jumblemorph for Prime Speaker
TSturtledove: Elf lizard wizard
Feminine_Desires: There was thought that Vannifar was Kraj.
SpookyScary0_0: gotta be pretty hard to lose an armwrestling competition with a half-elf-half-ooze
gnome_friend: The simic are investigating their own leadership dynamics
TSturtledove: Elf ooze wizard
Freshly_Toasted: More animal limbs, more fun
gnome_friend: report forthcoming
Spacecarl: An Elf Lizard wizard, nonetheless
Lagrangeismyhomie: "Oh, you are a Frog Wizard Warrior? You seem cool!"
Feminine_Desires: Since Experiment Kraj was also supposedly super smart and also an ooze.
nethermage: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m ago).
Fruan: Simic is a democracy, but you get votes equal to your number of limbs.
Feminine_Desires: it kinda makes sense that an experiment would eventually take over Simic.
gnome_friend: That seems biased against oozes
Mangledpixel: any information on Simic power structures becomes very quickly out of date
BrindleBoar: limbocracy
Freshly_Toasted: Must be a "raise your hand" system
viridimayai: Simic Speakers are elected, I believe
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Fruan What about oozes? they have infinite votes?
Freshly_Toasted: or appendage I guess
kingoftuesdaynight: @Fruan bringing new meaning to "Arms of the law"
viridimayai: No, Oozes just have 1 Super Vote
Fruan: @Lagrangeismyhomie Not infinite, but a lot. Which is why they make so many Oozes.
Freshly_Toasted: Surely and ooze would only be able to make a couple psuedopods
hd_dabnado just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub!
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gnome_friend dobs
Lagrangeismyhomie: @viridimayai That super vote being "Vote with us or we ingest you"
theonlyangelx: oh hey @hd_dabnado
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: UwUze?
hd_dabnado: heya
Fruan: And the current leader has like a dozen tentacles. My theory holds together, I swear.
gnome_friend: Hi hd_dabnado
viridimayai: @Lagrangeismyhomie Brings a whole new meaning to reader's digest lol
hd_dabnado: been meaning to sub back for awhile
Freshly_Toasted: Simic headcanon of 'vote by limb number' is very compelling
gnome_friend: Well I'm all for the end-raze as long as Bolas leaves Ravnica
theonlyangelx: lizard. wizard. that is all
myporpoiseinlife: the new set looks so sweet for limited and cube
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (8m ago).
viridimayai: If it is vote by limb, why the fuck do the Kraul not join?
Lagrangeismyhomie: So, the Simic would theoretically welcom the Hundred Handed One from Theros
hd_dabnado: do we know the decklists for tonight?
NexusVoxx: bolas for guildpact, trap him under the endless legal red tape
gnome_friend: The Kraul have been offered leadership positions in the Golgari without having to vote
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I think Adam said he was playing an eldrazi deck...
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben Ulmer, Benjamin Wheeler, Cameron, and Jeremy.
NanashiSword: Well those aren't the players for tonight.
NazakYuzak: uh
hoktauri: That's a Canadian Highlander holdover from the names
theonlyangelx: :thinking:
Freshly_Toasted: I kinda want bolas to kill the power rangers, just for jace to eliminate him in an act of epic self destruction and cause all out war on ravnica... so we can finally get some decent charracters
gnome_friend is listening to Carameldansen
Juliamon: Disregard that command for now.
Earthenone: graham ben ian and adam i belive
Mangledpixel: yeh that's from the last Canlander thing
toomanybears: it says its offline
strangebanana2: I want my savi-daddy
NanashiSword: Correct @Earthenone
djalternative: are you sure those aren't the players though?
toomanybears: are they live?
theonlyangelx: Dadam Savidad
Lagrangeismyhomie: Oh God, How many limbs does Emrakul have?
hoktauri: Rabies me Daddy
Mangledpixel: toomanybears that would be because it is not yet online
gnome_friend: Lagrangeismyhomie a multiple of thirteen?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: As many as she wants to have
Spacecarl: Multitudes
NanashiSword: @Lagrangeismyhomie infinite.... I think
theonlyangelx: (JK no making Adam uncomfy)
Prometheone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (10m ago).
NanashiSword: Don't know why they have Adam on tonight. Should be Dave already
hoktauri: Dave is fired
Lagrangeismyhomie: Good thing she's stuck in the Innistrad moon where she'll never cause any trouble ever again!
Freshly_Toasted: Maybe it's a hydra-like scenario where emrakul can just make as many limbs as she desires
RedTrinket1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (10m ago).
RedTrinket1: stream having issues?
NexusVoxx: X-Mrakul
gnome_friend: Come on DOWN to Dave's magic CARDS and magic CARS. Watch your TEETH and DRESS warm
QuixoticZ: imagining intra-guild politics just makes me picture the dimir as a giant game of coup - with everyone claiming to be Lazav, and no one brave enough to call another on it. And that seems like it would suit Lazav himself just fine
AkiraBalance: How do you watch your teeth warm?
Freshly_Toasted: To update names. I belieeeve it's Graham, Ben, Adam & Ian tonight?
GreatGodOm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (12m ago).
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Emrakul told Jace that she would return, but now (when she was imprisoned) was not the roght time for her.
theonlyangelx: Flicker count2
gnome_friend casts flickerwisp
gnome_friend: Put Emrakul in Smash you cowards
Mangledpixel: !smash
LRRbot: Put Fortnite in Smash, you cowards!
hd_dabnado: Put Jace in smash you cowards
djalternative: Put Smash in Smash you cowards
TheBorzoi: Is my twitch broken or is the stream still not started?
Freshly_Toasted: Oh god please no
strangebanana2: waluigi in magic
TheBorzoi: Oh
NanashiSword: We have signal
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Put Lasav in Sm... oh.. he is?
korvys: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TheBorzoi: As soon as I say that, I see a countdown
theonlyangelx: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Talin06: lrrSIGNAL
Freshly_Toasted: OH. Nice
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mangledpixel: Put the LRR signal in Smash you cowards
thatgoldengal: SOON
Alness49: !cowards
hd_dabnado: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Lagrangeismyhomie: Put Emrakul in Smash 'Mrakul
djalternative: we have a hold screen
theonlyangelx: hmmm, which mtg character would you want to see in smash?
hoktauri: *tips hat* 'Mrakul
Freshly_Toasted: Fblthp
theonlyangelx: Fblthp assist trophy for sure, but i'm talking fighter
gnome_friend: Ajani
Lagrangeismyhomie: Fblthp wouth be very cool, but what powers?
Loonatic93 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Loonatic93 subscribed for 25 months in a row!
Loonatic93: Pre-release is coming soon! Time to load up on that Simic Slaw!
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Mangledpixel: Put the concept of putting things into Smash into Smash you cowards
theonlyangelx: also, i love Fblthp's girlfriend the Humongulous
hoktauri: Progenitus
surfderf: heyo
tastethebeams: katesWave katesWave
gnome_friend: Hi surfdef and tastethebeams
Freshly_Toasted: Fuck Jace, make fblthp a planeswalker and the new living guildpact you cowards
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Mangledpixel *Inception noise*
RomanGoro: What's up tonight?
gnome_friend: theonlyangelx or some other sort of friend
NexusVoxx: tezzeret for smash
surfderf: hello gnome_friend
gnome_friend: RomanGoro commandertimes
thavleifrim: maybe sorin, his down special could be turning into a rock
Comrademik: aww yeah, commander time
tastethebeams: Saw the vod of them getting my package, that was a nice surprise
snake12341: ooohhh got some commander
RomanGoro: As I suspected, thanks, gnome_friend
Keifeto: ahhh!! yes home just intime!!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Lazav is already in smash...
Freshly_Toasted: Chandra would probably be good for smash. She has the temperament
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, Bolas in Snash would br fun. Kicking Bolas' ass with Ice Climbers would be hilarious.
eggsucculent: yay commander! excited to see some fun brews!
gawag_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
dodgepong: hello please
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Bobtheninjagoldfish :-O
surfderf: just gonna stop by for a bit before preparing for the sleep tomes
r10pez10: would anyone like to see a dumb amplifire alter i did
gnome_friend: Hi dogdgepong
thundervoice_1: Is anyone else dropping frames?
theonlyangelx: @gnome_friend I want Fblthp to have a big girlfriend tho
Zuchen_0onetwenty: had my first draft tonight with our card kingdom v6 starter cube, it was great!
Mangledpixel: I bet that Simic Slaw is probably semi-sapient by now. Pretty soon it'll be ambulatory.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> 🔵 Going live with FRIDAY NIGHT PAPER FIGHT! Let’s play some Magic... it’s Commander! | 📷 ||
MysticOp9: @r10pez10 of course
gnome_friend: What's in the simic slaw tonight?
invaderJim0: hey friends
Freshly_Toasted: So we definitely have at least an eldrazi deck. Which I hope is kozilek for the meme
Mangledpixel: gnome_friend lots of things
gnome_friend: Hi InvaderJim0
Lagrangeismyhomie: @gnome_friend lots of things
gnome_friend: AS IS TRADITION
Dirt_Gopher: let's fight that paper!
snake12341: the simic slaw is alive now btw, its a living creature that just doens't have the muscle or bone to move
PluralKumquat: killprOMG killprOMG
r10pez10: you're welcome / i'm sorry
Silver__Knight_: Mangledpixel It'll soon begin demanding legal representation
revan2662: Paper cuts for all!
snake12341: its also immortal
tastethebeams: Let’s gooo
silverstar216: Typically, the coverboy for the series is put in before anyone else. Think Pit, Villager, etc. But like, Jace would be terrible. Countermagic doesn't translate well to smash, so I'd imagine he'd play like a worse mewtwo
BladeintheStorm: Poggers
Lagrangeismyhomie: Here we go!
TheBorzoi: snowyHype
ladyjessica: Hey all
Freshly_Toasted: Simic Slaw for ravnica allegiance
MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fight the Ben deck power
Zuchen_0onetwenty: don't mess up the intro!
gnome_friend: Hi ladyjessica
NathanJay_GA: yo
Fdmajora: lrrHORN lrrHORN
toomanybears: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: Oh boy!
tknocker: Just in time!
Jorge4hg: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Gypsy_Supreme: !card Glorious Charge
LRRbot: Glorious Charge [1W] | Instant | Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
MysticOp9: Thank you for your service @r10pez10
thatgoldengal: hewwo
NanashiSword: Hello everyone!
revan2662: Howdy!
Zealcrux: Ohai frens
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: commander yay
gnome_friend: Hi NanashiSword
Lagrangeismyhomie: It's ya boyz
theonlyangelx: gooood evening!
BladeintheStorm: It’s 2 am but who cares!
Freshly_Toasted: the only solution is to kill Jace
r10pez10: #TeamSavidan
tknocker: Beard tribal commander.
hoktauri: The butcher of Darkest Dungeons!!
underhill33: Excellent shirt Adam
surfderf: what a crowd!!
mastershake29x: yay commander
djalternative: Who's ready for a 5 hour stream?
PluralKumquat: I'm so happy I get to finally watch this live. killprOMG killprOMG
circusofkirkus: Adam and Ben with that color coordination!
thundervoice_1: Is anyone else dropping frames?
meisbored just subscribed with Twitch Prime. meisbored subscribed for 21 months in a row!
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gnome_friend: #TeamGraham
toomanybears: BEST SHIRT ADAM
theonlyangelx: #teamBen benginHeart
NexusVoxx: @silverstar216 make him a summoner/puppeteer, illusion magic yo
eggsucculent: yesss that boisss
Comrademik: that gritty shirt
NathanJay_GA: Nice shirt, Adam! :D
Mangledpixel: ah, I had two tabs open, that explains the weird echo
Aarek: Fight forever!
colinoclock: there're baaaaack!
Fdmajora: It’s the bois
BrindleBoar: Adam is of Gritty
tastethebeams: #TeamAdam
NexusVoxx: thats bold
TheExiledPlayerLIVE: It’s been a hot minute guys, I have returned for another stream after a couple months :D voidPls voidPls voidPls
viridimayai: 4 way Beard mirror match?
thatgoldengal: pauper legal
MuffinsOnAHill: I'm now on team foreground box!
Macheya: seabatBRAIN
Freshly_Toasted: Adam is a strong, independent eldritch abomination
surfderf: don't belong to no city don
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adams here!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Adam is too busy being the guy that beat DD2 today.
Eclipseon: Can't wait for six hours later when you guys get below 20 life.
theonlyangelx: use Ben theonl45Ahegao
Lagrangeismyhomie: Adam, He of Grit
djsamdog: I would very much like Adam to be my boy
hd_dabnado: you know about the Tragedy of the Commons right Ben?
r10pez10: what a deep analogy
meisbored: i will definitely use Ben for... personal uses
Robot_Bones: my savidan is too strong for you traveler
surfderf: Adam "don't belong to no city don't belong to no man" Savidan
CardKingdom: Did someone say Commander!?
thundervoice_1: I am rooting for the man with the beard
gnome_friend: !findquote gritty
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NanashiSword: benginHi benginHi
snake12341: peet
NexusVoxx: peat
gnome_friend says "Pete"
Koshindan: Graham just wanted to re-Pete.
Earthenone: good old paste pot pete
Lagrangeismyhomie: The beards will win this match
djalternative: Peat Bog?
CardKingdom: Our pleasure!
wtrob: peat
MysticOp9: Hey CK! Who is behind the account tonight
Hvarn : yay Lrr commander I'm cheering for the first person to play Chandra
gnome_friend: Hi CardKingdom
walladmajnoon: oh commander time! I never played commander before
dodgepong: #ad #sponsored #sponcon
gnome_friend: : A Kingdom of Cards lrrBEEJ
SquirrelLord1111: Bye Ben
CardKingdom: MysticOp9 The usual
MysticOp9: Jeej?
NexusVoxx: #sponsered #content
r10pez10: The Fastest Posters of Magic
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: gram you made me want to build a saproling of coulfinoire deck for commander
toomanybears: oh wow i looked that shirt up its 32 dollars
RayFK: MysticOp9 Maybe
PluralKumquat: killprOMG killprOMG killprOMG
Lagrangeismyhomie: CardKingdom is that fast shit!
ElementalAlchemist just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. ElementalAlchemist subscribed for 38 months in a row!
ElementalAlchemist: Yay! Commander! Flip those coins!
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DoctorHutch: oooo i see big stacks of cards
ArcOfTheConclave: 'A kingdom of cards' is not their moto.
r10pez10: !patreon
LRRbot: 2301 patrons for a total of $13,942.32 per month.
Ragnarakk: lrrAWESOME
Gypsy_Supreme: @CardKingdom hey, thanks for all you do. lrrHEART
surfderf: can we please get a button with "there wasn't a moat in that pack" on it
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
gnome_friend: Card "Not Officially a Kingdom of Cards" Kingdom
boristhewizard: So is Adam playing with Heartless Hidestsugu to mirror his DD run?
BladeintheStorm: cheer100 just ordered my Feldon commander deck from your Bois card kingdom. It’s 2 am but why not. Love you guys for getting me and many others into magic and all the other stuff ya do!
myporpoiseinlife: adam your shirt is amazing
Aceplayer46: A bunch of good looking bois
Zimmercj just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Zimmercj subscribed for 28 months in a row!
Zimmercj: Just moved to Texas from Wisconsin to student teach and wanted to say thanks for all of the content you have to keep me entertained while broke.
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r10pez10: you guys should get signature stamps
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Seosamh_117: Commander Hype!
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Lagrangeismyhomie: CardKingdom: Faster than Explosive Diarrhea
circusofkirkus: Dang, I guessed wrong!
Freshly_Toasted: Kathleen's campaign!
toomanybears: so hype
CardKingdom: BladeintheStorm We'll get that out soon :P
Antiagone: Woot! Dice Friends!
gnome_friend: Hype!
mastershake29x: all the games that WotC offers
NexusVoxx: oo that good Beleren font
myporpoiseinlife: dun dun
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: A room full of good bois
Arimus221: LUL
NanashiSword: Ben Boros boi
tastethebeams: That’s the day after my birthday!
r10pez10: ~lasttweet Dice
LRRTwitter: [2h ago] @loadingreadyrun> See how the sausage is approved in a new Dice Friends D&D campaign, starting this Monday! @Kathleen_LRR leads @sergeyager, @UnarmedOracle, @ihorner, and @BengineeringTV on a Ravnican adventure! 📷 ||
surfderf: cam and Paul also?
eye_h_bar: Ben is a Boros goblin?!
Lagrangeismyhomie: This looks awesome
meisbored: ooh sausage regulations katesLewd
NexusVoxx: who's a vedalken?
PluralKumquat: I'm excited for this.
boristhewizard: Simic, Boros, Mono G, Mono B
Antiagone: Is there a license you had to get to do this?
A_Dub888: Boros Boy Ben
Lagrangeismyhomie: It's our boy, Legion Loyalist!
toomanybears: skyjek ben?
dreamyxcupcakes: secret time
RockPusher: Dear Dr Ian - DId the Mini ship yet? Am worried by the loss of a car carrier ship from Japan in the last couple days…
Alness49: See how the sausage is made!
Antiagone: Right. Heh.
TiredNiall: I hope it's the silliest aspects of each of the 10 guilds. Kathleen's follow-up to Nettleby looks to be something special
eggsucculent: if you guys got some of your best buttons and put them as a 10 or 15 pack and sold it, I would definitely buy it
surfderf: Adam I like your shirt if only because it's orange and Syracuse is ma jam
Aurelius101: Oh hey, Twitch's email alerts were actually useful this time.
TheGeekyQuilter: Hey everyone and chat
djalternative: is Ben 3 corgies in a trench coat with a goblin head on top?
RockPusher: Huzzah!
gnome_friend: Hi TheGeekyQuilter and everyone
electrum516: Hey!!! FNPF :D Hey Guys
Lagrangeismyhomie: PPR!
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The Ravnica Allegiance Pre-PreRelease will be Janurary 11th at 11AM Moonbase time. Guests and info:
Mangledpixel: woo!
Hvarn : I did that my players are gonna fight a dimir horror
Zuchen_0onetwenty: omg ppr!
Lagrangeismyhomie: PPPPPPPR!
Freshly_Toasted: PREE
control_rig: lrrHORN
NanashiSword: PPR!
gnome_friend: Shivam hype!
natfletchy: Orange looks good on Adam and no one else
invaderJim0: YAY
Antiagone: lrrHORN
NexusVoxx: Shivam hype!
A_Dub888: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PluralKumquat: killprOMG killprOMG killprOMG
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
mastershake29x: friday ALL DAY paper fight
NanashiSword: Looking like such a sweet set
SquirrelLord1111: MARSHAL IS BACK
thundervoice_1: @LoadingReadyRun Is anyone else skipping frames?
control_rig: Shivam!
colinoclock just subscribed with Twitch Prime. colinoclock subscribed for 5 months in a row!
colinoclock: Friday Night Paper Fights is my absolute favorite! Not usually able to stick around for the live stream but always catch it asap after! Y'all the best! Can't wait for PPR!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, colinoclock! (Today's storm count: 44)
Arimus221: On Friday while I am in class QQ
surfderf: erin and marshall!!!!!
eye_h_bar: I am hyped!
walladmajnoon: plz host and commentate :D
lt_leptien: How long will the sessions of dicefriends be?
Dyllbert: Line-up is great as always!
NexusVoxx: Shivam!
SSouthard: ooh, the sexiness is back in the house! Cant wait to see Marshall!
BladeintheStorm: @cardkingdom Cheers lads!
TheGeekyQuilter: Gutterbones!!
MrPhlip: Shivam yesss
bv310: Yay Shivam!
RomanGoro: Oh! that's Sivam shivam! Awesome!
tastethebeams: SHIVAM PogChamp
MysticOp9: Return to Return to Ravnica: Part 2 Electric Boogaloo
Ashen_Prime: So does LRR figure out guests, or is that done by WotC?
BladeintheStorm: Marshall!!!
PluralKumquat: Yes simic!
gnome_friend: Simic!
Macheya: Simic is pretty good so far.
NanashiSword: Rakdos!
eye_h_bar: Have we revealed the commanders?
Lucaan: Simic boys PogChamp
MrPhlip: So hype for literally all 4 of those people
thatgoldengal: izzet
Lagrangeismyhomie: Graham not Gruul?
r10pez10: orzhov orzhov
circusofkirkus: KING GIZZARD! get the lizard wizards :D
ritchards: Simic!!!!
Aarek: Not Gruul?
alphastorm_mtg: SImic!
electrum516: Ayyy Marshall
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A_Dub888: Was Shivam the one who did the Indian references in Kaladesh on TTC way back?
surfderf: I really like Orzhov
Freshly_Toasted: NOT GRUUL? Must I finish this statement?
PluralKumquat: I'm so excited for the +1/+1 alternate win con for my Ezuri commander deck
nurovi: my commander!
tastethebeams: RAKDOS OR DEATH
gnome_friend: Yes @A_Dub888
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Simic Gruul and Rakdos are so sick
NexusVoxx: @A_Dub888 yes that shivam
mastershake29x: @A_Dub888 yes
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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toomanybears: NOT GRUUL THEN DIE
viridimayai: I love Teysa so goddamn much!
Silver__Knight_: So turn 3 exile the board?
Lagrangeismyhomie: Teysa is great
electrum516: Oh cool Teysa!
RomanGoro: tastethebeams I think it's Rakdos *and* death
raithencore235: awesome, I have a Teysa Orzhov Scion Commander deck as well
Keab42: Teysa before she exiled boob windows.
r10pez10: T,OS
Desdae: painters servant infinate combo?
mastershake29x: woa adam going colorless
Karfsma778: That Teysa's gonna go GREAT with afterlife
tknocker: Anointed Procession?
djsamdog: I was not ready for teysa time
Eprlide: Ooh, Wort! She's a fun commander
Mangledpixel: and, for reference, tokens do go to the graveyard before ceasing to exist
SSouthard: @Desdae Painters Servant is banned :(
Renekfun: Adam's playing a no color commander? That sounds awesome!
surfderf: NOPE, DECK IS perfect
silenceaux: Just a little relevant
Serifina: Oh, RNA will definitely be relevant to your deck, G. :D
bv310: Ooooh, Adam's on Kozi
gnome_friend: The rubbins
nurovi: painter's is banned, gotta use darkest hour
PluralKumquat: killprOMG killprOMG killprOMG
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Notably, the spirits from Afterlife are both black and white. SO.
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Holy shit Adam is on colorless friendos
Dumori: Props on the Adam and Ben colour matching
Desdae: @SSouthard in commander?
Justin_Bailey: oh home just in time!
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gnome_friend: Yay Mirri!
panichappy: I am real hype to make a deck around new Tayse
SSouthard: @dedae Yup
r10pez10: Marie
GoblinRanger: Mari?
natfletchy: Marie
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Mirri
Lagrangeismyhomie: It's Mirri, Ian. Not Marie
Freshly_Toasted: Mirri is a cool commander
invaderJim0: she's scary
electrum516: I love the old Teysa and now the newly spoiled Teysa and Judith (Mardu Alesha Hype)
SSouthard: @Desdae Yup
theonlyangelx: Ben is this like.... is this like my deck?
KyojiTakenouchi: Hey guys. first time watching this live. these look like great decks (kill kozilek first)
Lagrangeismyhomie: Love Mirri, though
theonlyangelx: please, tell me yes
theonlyangelx: please
theonlyangelx: i love my Mirri Prison
gnome_friend: Welcome KyojiTakenouchi
phorrestgaze: 1v1 me bro
natfletchy: Please keep calling her Marie
SteelCityExile: I'm hoping to update my Teysa deck after Rav Alliance.
Freshly_Toasted: mirri won't save ian from adam...
Desdae: @SSouthard i have an opponent i need to talk with
Keab42: Ben needs to bring Bird Tribal more often. That deck was hilarious.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Voltron is my jam
Lucaan: Adam doing his best Serge impression
djalternative: I want to just see some magic creatures with normal american/english names like John or Adam
MrPhlip: "uh oh" says the token deck after reading those abilities...
Lagrangeismyhomie: Selesnya Voltron
Macheya: oh man
VoidByAnyOtherName: chonker?
ZeniteZero: Adam is playing Kozilek moon2H
mastershake29x: ben, unlike some, knows what colour identity is
natfletchy: Cozyyyyy
BusTed: Adam matches his border.
madsciance102: PopCorn
volraths_bane: If Serge built the deck there'd be a bogle
Keab42: I'm glad Adam colour coded his shirt to his sleeves
PluralKumquat: senvalAnger senvalAnger
djsamdog: OOF
VoidByAnyOtherName: is he chonker for a titan tho
Lagrangeismyhomie: Eldrazi Titans are just like us regualr yos
BladeintheStorm: The sizeable chungus
DoctorCactus: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, Ian my girlfriend wants you to know you missed a big opportunity to dress in yellow and blue
tknocker: Colorless control?
Macheya: Big Colorless
RayFK: I want Adam to win
NexusVoxx: i would listen to kozilek's albums
RayFK: Immediatly
silenceaux: {Glass}
ZeniteZero: Big boy Kozi
Fdmajora: Unit
404HopeNotFound: Kozilek, like Adam, is an absolute unit.
Freshly_Toasted: Is it eldrazi/artifacts or tentacles galore?
A_Dub888: #TeamSavidan
CardKingdom: GO ADAM
Renekfun: wait the eldrazi big boys aren't just dudes?
PluralKumquat: I've had to fight a Kozilek deck before they're pretty difficult.
MalBeam: menache
ZeniteZero: U N I T
Macheya: My friend played an OP version of Kozilek that won on turns 3-5, it was tough.
r10pez10: adam please turn one sol ring
eye_h_bar: How many wastes are in Adam's deck?
alexwhitechats: hey Jordan! and big same, though Teysa has a soft spot in my heart too
VoidByAnyOtherName: #BigEldraziEnergy
sir_jack_DB: oh Eldrazi is a FUN deck :D
electrum516: I just want to say I love the line up of wizards and their commanders :D
sifonaonline: Oh Wort.
silenceaux: Can we go find Graham a yellow scarf or something
alexwhitechats: NICE
gnome_friend: I love Wort and Mirri so much lrrHEART
Awexdio: Radimother is so good
phorrestgaze: wort wort wort
sifonaonline: PogChamp
bv310: I just built a $25 Kozilek deck (Kozi not included in cost)
Koshindan: This is a good deck lineup.
r10pez10: gruul or riot
sifonaonline: Time to storm off?
NexusVoxx: they sure are
Freshly_Toasted: Eldrazi Artifacts tends to have a lot of weird neutral lands but full on eldrazi will be stacked with wastes
bv310: Commander's Quarters does really cool dirt-cheap decks
astobiro: Would you look at that, no pesky blue magic
walladmajnoon: plz more goblins in Alliegance :(
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ben Brews would be an awesome Twitch show
NexusVoxx: only once, and must share color
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: I’m working on a Ramos Lucky Charms deck
volraths_bane: I love Wort spellslinger
Keab42: I'd love to see Ben do some YouTube videos on his brews.
Mangledpixel: you can do that multiple times for each spell, right?
KyojiTakenouchi: plow under is a strong spell
radioshackraider: I hope Ben went with my LD suggestion.
NexusVoxx: @helpmeImtrappedintwitch its a hell of a thing, my friend has one
gnome_friend: !findquote decide
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VoidByAnyOtherName: wow a d12
Lucaan: Big boy with big rolls
Koshindan: Gotta show love to the d12.
Lagrangeismyhomie: GL HF AH
Ukon_vasara: i do love Wort for giant growth voltron
DoctorCactus: what guilds are everybody playing for pre release?
NexusVoxx: @Mangledpixel no in fact
turn1thotseize: This game is a spicy one
Mangledpixel: ah, relevant
wtrob: inb4 sol ring
Aurelius101: Commander nights on FNPF are my favorite!
wtrob: dang
underhill33: smrt
NexusVoxx: smort
djalternative: look at Adam and his non-standard deck placement
gnome_friend: smort
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electrum516: I'm so glad it's commander night as well Ben
gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
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bv310: Toit
volraths_bane: conspiring frenzied tilling or acid-moss is sick
HondoTrigger: They just all took a sip in unison
ritchards: Eldrazi... so Annihilator?
Lagrangeismyhomie: Toiut plays
mastershake29x: unlike brawl, can't use colored basic lands in commander with a colorless commander
Scar_Red_Tiger: Ben loses.
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: @mangledpixel it’s funny cause 70% of the deck is like 20 dollars and 30% is like 200 dollars
silenceaux: T1 Sol Ring? How can he lose?
Eprlide: Turn One Sol Ring. Ba doop.
muddboy87: love how Adam's deck is the only one off to the side
thatgoldengal: AS IS TRADITION
Anarchon_D: Adam stop being unique. put your deck with everyone else's
NexusVoxx: bwoop
Mangledpixel: helpmeImtrappedintwitch fun times
MrPhlip: did Ben put his sol ring directly into the yard?
r10pez10: the b in bwoop is for 'bottom'
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Oops I @ ‘d the wrong person lol
NexusVoxx: lul adam
IgnisDeus: did ben put his sol ring in the graveyard?
Serifina: Ben. Why is your sol Ring in your graveyard? o_O
auri_ei: Sol ring right to the graveyard
NexusVoxx: lawnmower elves
Lagrangeismyhomie: Face Tattoo McMake-Mana
natfletchy: Dat art
djalternative: I hate it
RayFK: I loathe white border
r10pez10: it's in the artifact zone, i guess?
gnome_friend: Thanks I hate it
Izandai: It's not good art.
Aurelius101: Magic art has come a long way, hasn't it.
mightymubs: You do you, Adam
ZeniteZero: The card bot is down tonight?
Serifina: Thank you Ben. :)
Ashen_Prime: I have never seen that art before. That's....unsettling.
MuffinsOnAHill: Best art.
imirk: Lawnmower elves
Izandai: @Aurelius101 It really has.
NexusVoxx: @RayFK im considering white-bordering my basics for my canlander deck
alexwhitechats: I weirdly love that art and I don't know why, I think it's because it's a more loose interpretation of the card?
surfderf: Adam how much put that artwork on your sleeve?
djsamdog: Twitch chat is officially authoritarian
natfletchy: Sometimes I miss the bad non-digital art
theycallhimben: Hey guys. Can’t sleep, having a low day/night, glad I can hang out with you nerds for a bit.
Kochisgood4you: OMG seeing you guys live for the first time
NexusVoxx: @RayFK for the psychological advantage
Rockario: I guess it looks *a bit* like an Australian wrestler, not a whole lot though
Keab42: @rayfk CK supplies me with all the white bordered lands I need for my pauper decks
surfderf: hey
surfderf: @theycallhimben
alexwhitechats: @theycallhimben rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
Dr_fragenstien: talking about over $200 lrrBEEJ
NexusVoxx: ooooofa doofa
ZeniteZero: C-c-c-c-c-c-combo
bv310: :O
Lagrangeismyhomie: Jesus, Adam's playing that deck
BusTed: spicy
Aurelius101: Oh, I am excited for Adam's beef, I tell you what.
A_Dub888: Adam "Big Turns" Savidan
Dyllbert: Is that a dope gold bordered Grim Monolith?
silenceaux: He's only got 5 eldrazi mana next turn at most?
Koshindan: White border goodness.
natfletchy: Wow Ben off to a super slow start
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Aurelius101 :-D :-D :-D
Freshly_Toasted: Adam is going to be doing little for a few turns and then BAM 2 10/10s for 10, BAM literally everything except said 10/10s are destroyed
F1SHOR: so were getting a game 2 :P
electrum516: wait a second is that a good bordered grim monolith??? 🤔🤔🤔
CardKingdom: @Keab42 You are welcome! But also why would you do that!?
rgoody2016: Ahhhh good old never tunes his decks Stark vs. highlander ben
mastershake29x: fun fact: a command tower in adam's deck would tap for nothing
djalternative: It's always three ben/precon decks and one weird graham deck.
eye_h_bar: O boy, Ben I hope you understand how layers work.
Desparia82: Want to bet adam tries to untap monolith
type_variable: 3 finely tuned sports cars and grandma's buggy
tastethebeams: Jank is the superior archetype
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness ben...Making my life hard from the beginning
Aurelius101: But you still get to pick freely from those three every turn?
Max_Zuercher: @LoadingReadyRun "Graham, why don't you play elves anymore?"
electrum516: *Gold bordered grim monolith??!
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mnatasaurus: Graham got any infinite stuff?
gnome_friend: And now the game truly begnis
r10pez10: !clip
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NexusVoxx: @Aurelius101 yea, its kinda like brainstorm in that way
Keab42: @cardkingdom Putting the opponent on tilt is technically an edge ;p
BusTed: pennyGreenflame
HondoTrigger: Jank is best because G won’t be seen as a threat till it’s too late for everyone else
surfderf: Adam, going to Tendrils for infinity????
Lagrangeismyhomie: Harold
tastethebeams: RIP Graham
Antiagone: Poor Graham; Ben built Power 9 ... Graham, brought Jank.
TwilitLugia: *Writes down* Graham has plenty of White mana
strawhatleon: I just arrived what are the commanders?
djsamdog: Herald of the Pantseon
Macheya: seabatBRAIN
mastershake29x: @strawhatleon they are on the overlay
F1SHOR: graham just wanted to have fun then ben came in with these decks :P
BusTed: Savage.
NexusVoxx: @strawhatleon OG Teysa, new Mirri, new Kozilek, and RG Wort
strawhatleon: oh, duh xD
GingerLivsMatter: COMMANDER!
strawhatleon: blind
tastethebeams: Graham, sorry for interrupting the crapshoot with my package :P
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Graham, tragically dead from playing that sweet deck he made four years ago.
Pump19: Codefall | Dark Arcana: The Carnival (Steam)
CardKingdom: It's a good looking card Ben
surfderf: 1k viewers
CardKingdom: Sent with love, and minimal snark
tastethebeams: #shamelessplug
NexusVoxx: wish i could use CK more often but Tariffs are killer up here
mightymubs: A kingdom of cards
gnome_friend: a monarchy of paper
Freshly_Toasted: A country of cardboard
gsjbuffalo: !decklists
panichappy: thats some serious art
CardKingdom: COME ON
Awexdio: The look on Graham's face of "My deck does not belong here"
KyojiTakenouchi: sylvan library is infinitely better than harmonize
CardKingdom: HOW MANY OF THESE!?
tknocker: Gotta love those mana dump cards.
underhill33: OH NO
Pump19: Codefall | Nightmares from the Deep: The Cursed Heart (Steam)
electrum516: Benjamin. is that a gold bordered waste land in Adams deck (Don't mind just wondering) but hey the stakes could never be lower am I right!!
thatgoldengal: F
NexusVoxx: RIP Graham
Lucaan: Graham NotLikeThis
DoctorCactus: oh graham
natfletchy: womp womp
Renekfun: Oh no
NexusVoxx: squeet
orionsrise1: when is Cameron playing?
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Dr_fragenstien: calculated, 200% IQ
harudoku: Alas, poor Graham
gnome_friend: Squeet!
Aurelius101: A fiefdom of...ffffffffff....crap, I didn't think this through.
harudoku: I knew him.
Dyllbert: Gold bordered cards are dope
NexusVoxx: real shame GP Canlander cant play goldborders
surfderf: I opened a wasteland in EMA and was psyched
mastershake29x: if graham is on the serge strategy, he needs to play kitchen finks
tknocker: What does it matter if you have sleeves?
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, its a thing
RayFK: I will never be able to play in a sanctioned CanLander event because fuck that? Like that's a ton of money
surfderf: @tknocker it protects your cards
Macheya: Here we go
r10pez10: !players
LRRbot: 2019-01-05: Tonight's players: Adam, with Kozilek, the Great Distortion; Ian, with Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist; Graham, with Teysa, Orzhov Scion; and Ben, with Wort, the Raidmother.
strawhatleon: What do you guys think of proxies?
Ukon_vasara: a toyota scion token
gnome_friend: Such a squeet squeet scoin
NexusVoxx: PS GP Calgary Canlander hype
Macheya: I wanna see Kozilek with a Swiftfoot Boots
tknocker: @surfderf Gold bordered.
Antiagone: If you don't have sleeves ... and you play valuable cards, somewhere a collector cries tears of pure rage....
mastershake29x: @RayFK yay reserved list (by yay i mean super boo)
Dyllbert: @tknocker Its just that wotc has to draw the line somewhere, and thye say only black and white bordered cards
surfderf: oh gotcah
surfderf: sorry
Dr_fragenstien: The gold borderd cards are diferent, and Wizards doesn't want sleeves to be required to play their game
electrum516: I mean it's chill. commander is like the perfect format for these types of cards
SSouthard: @tknocker The corners are still different. You'd probably be able to tell by flicking the corners
RayFK: mastershake29x I hate it, it's not good for anyone except collectors
tknocker: Okay, thanks!
Pharmacistjudge: there is a reason I bought a real time warp
silenceaux: Got that monolith ready to untap
rarermonsters: It's funny to me that WotC is super strict about stuff like gold borders, but had to relax their no proxy policy because they printed foils so poor quality they were unplayable
Tiber727: WotC wants to maintain their artificial scarcity.
Dyllbert: @RayFK Yah, its a massive pain :(
BladeintheStorm: @cardkingdom I pity the poor man from ups who has to deliver that order from Seattle to Glasgow, Scotland (yes I know that’s not how shipping works don’t @ me)
Noodles_15: I mean it's dumb to have a card in only foil IMO
gnome_friend: @BladeintheStorm
walladmajnoon: Rat colony ruined my holiday >:(
ChristianSaunders99: A commander stream before my b day, best present ever
Keab42: I'm really hoping that WotC prints a gold bordered cube one day
WowoT: that glare on bens area tho XD
NanashiSword: Oh that shine on Ben's lands is kinda harsh
NexusVoxx: @Noodles_15 agree, hate me some foils
harudoku: Well, the older cards lose value if you can play gold bordered unrestricted versions in sanctioned games
nekkidcarpenter: Something is wrong with Ben's life total
Keab42: Until then I shall save up for the CK Cube starter.
coriolis_storm: “Powerful Nothing” is an apt description for the Eldrazi lrrAWESOME
Lucaan: I can't wait for Arena to figure out the economy so that they can start selling hero skins and card back.
rarermonsters: Arena needs to relax their policy on card access and then just sell a shit ton of cosmetics like alternate arts or card backs. I'll spend more money
Serifina: Give me my special card backs, my promo arts, my fancy battlefields, my special avatars, etc. I will pay. I will gladly pay. Let me support the game with crazy cosmetics. >.>
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eggsucculent: accidently bought a gold-boardered camouflage for a cube, was kinda upset but they look neat
gnome_friend: Hecca glare
nekkidcarpenter: He has obiously used Sylvan at least 1 turn so it shouldn't be more than 32
mastershake29x: ben builds deck for adam, puts hate for adam's deck in his own :)
NexusVoxx: polarized card sleeves
espi: !card Glare of Subdual
LRRbot: Glare of Subdual [2GW] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact or creature.
harudoku: He also played turn 1 Sol Ring
rarermonsters: Eternal lets you do that
harudoku: So people should've hit him down to like 18
r10pez10: FIRST BLOOD
Zalbaag: He never kept more than 1 card, so no life loss
Freshly_Toasted: Adam will suddenly explode during end game and it'll be glorious. Kozilek, the Great Memestortion is my fav commander
Mangledpixel: first blood!
rarermonsters: Eternal sells tons of cosmetics while letting you freely dust and craft cards. Works really well for them
LRRbot: Fetid Heath | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W/B}, {T}: Add {W}{W}, {W}{B}, or {B}{B}.
SSouthard: I wonder if they sell shine products for Ian's head
gnome_friend: So fetid
Alness49: Yass Aant Queen
djalternative: Hella Glare famously made her debut in Thor Ragnarok!
NexusVoxx: rip camera
silenceaux: Now he has _double black_ no less
BladeintheStorm: @gnome_friend Shit ya got me
strawhatleon: to be fair every deck should have artifact/enchantment removal
pedja11: These days we get 5 5s for 4 with upside
NexusVoxx: fun is a 0 sum game
KyojiTakenouchi: how do you guys eliminate such glare? i ask because MTGMuddstuh has such glaring issues in some videos
WowoT: wait adam you don't?
asteriskreaper: hey Adam. wasteland that fetid heath lol
MWGNZ: hey beautiful people katesWave
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Ben nudged the camera
gnome_friend: Hi MWGNZ
natfletchy: Is orange Adam's favorite color?
Ukon_vasara: remember Adam, if you let your opponents play magic, they might win
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, we aren't playing torchless bloodmoon commander
snake12341: I've done that to someone with a stripmine in a land destruction deck... I killed everyone elses blacksource mwhahaha
ClaytonClayDavis: woah matching colours, lets go :P
F1SHOR: Ben rarely puts hate in the decks to be fair lol
Zuchen_0onetwenty: "angle of incidence = angle of reflection"
r10pez10: foilability
tknocker: Artifact destruction is always good (Necessary?) in commander.
LRRbot: Boon Satyr [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Satyr [4/2] | Flash / Bestow {3}{G}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.
surfderf: DO IT ADAM
UnseenAcademical: @LoadingReadyRun
Ubiki: Graham would blow up the land
NexusVoxx: *my* commander in Blood Moon
electrum516: Adam! Dew it >:D
timiam: Ben's next challenge: brew a torchless bloodmoon deck
ClaytonClayDavis: RNA is turning out to be an EDH masters set eh? :P
NexusVoxx: is
Keab42: Chat forgetting that Adam is a nice dude.
Lucaan: I love those Spirit tokens. I want to get a bunch of Unstable Zombie tokens for my Sidisi deck
Ukon_vasara: so playing against literally any chaos deck
espi: Could've Bestoyed it :(
circusofkirkus: Ian gains a life, right?
surfderf: Feel the hate FLOW through you
korvys: !card Herald
LRRbot: Found 31 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
fishmanfishfish: Ian gains a life
korvys: !card Herald of the pantheon
LRRbot: Herald of the Pantheon [1G] | Creature — Centaur Shaman [2/2] | Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life.
Freshly_Toasted: You've got the run, may as well be looking for the next challenge
Tiber727: 50% of the time when they play a card, you have to shuffle.
harudoku: Wasteland your own Wasteland to shut Twitch chat up!
harudoku: :D
rarermonsters: How much money could WotC make if Arena let you pay for premium token designs
gunterthedm: What happened to the in spirit cat spirits
djalternative: I think the overhead is still a couple stops down
IgnisDeus: does ian gain life for the boon satyr since its an enchantment?
korvys: Ian gains a life from Harold
strawhatleon: I was just watching your past commander games and wondering whne you will play again
Doc_Rider: What colors are each decks?
LRRbot: Dreamstone Hedron [6] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Dreamstone Hedron: Draw three cards.
Doc_Rider: I just got here?
turn1thotseize: Ian should have gained 1
gnome_friend: Welcome Doc_Rider
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onarampage: I like how Adam's shirt matches his sleeves.
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harudoku: He has three mind stones
NexusVoxx: @Doc_Rider CW from Graham, BW GW C GR
natfletchy: Adam still laying that foundation
Alness49: Wasteland your own land to assert dominance
Pharmacistjudge: ummm...
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
rarermonsters: Dreamstone Hedron looks like a version of Galaxy Brain
Pharmacistjudge: i'm here you know :P
Freshly_Toasted: Oh man. What's an eldrazi deck do with all that mana?
r10pez10: "I'll allow it."
KyojiTakenouchi: i'm going to use that next time i need to call a judge
Doc_Rider: CW?
harudoku: I'm sure there are several judges here
LRRbot: Rugged Highlands | Land | Rugged Highlands enters the battlefield tapped. / When Rugged Highlands enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
espi: "Who wants to pretend they're a judge for a second" Me! "ADAM IS GUILTY!"
BladeintheStorm: “Sure”
tknocker: @Freshly_Toasted Cast big scary dudes.
harudoku: But it's much funnier if they do the judging instead
Silver__Knight_: Pretty sure we previously established that Chat is a level 50 judge
Antiagone: Graham's Commander is a very , very slow board wipe.
Tiber727: You're doing it wrong. When you play judge you have to yell, "I AM THE LAW!"
F1SHOR: i expected adam to have atleast 2 titans out by now :P
surfderf: ben is woning
Anarchon_D: Thats good. brightness better
BladeintheStorm: Some amount of board wipes
gunterthedm: No seriously guys what happened to the in spirit cat spirits
NexusVoxx: *man shakes fist at dice*
harudoku: Ian is at 36
Dyllbert: I played a Teysa deck (from RtR block) that someone lent me once, and it was basically just mono board wipes and tutors, for board wipes
gnome_friend: gunterthedm Kathleen's not playing
coriolis_storm: @doc_rider Graham is BW, Ian is GW, Adam is colourless and Ben is GR
athiefstardis: Adam's wearing a Gritty shirt!
Dyllbert: No one had fun that game
harudoku: That means you should swing at him with everything next turn
Freshly_Toasted: @tknocker Sorry, I should remeber to add Kappa
harudoku: It's only fair
circusofkirkus: That would be a solid alter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no i'm like 40 minutes late
r10pez10: oh i ... i didn't need that image
nekkidcarpenter: Bunny eats the pancakes
mastershake29x: ugh gritty, i would say he's the devil, but gritty does not deserve that honor
Doc_Rider: Thanks, @coriolis_storm ! Also your name reminds me of a friend of mine.
nekkidcarpenter: Kitty has the milkshake
NexusVoxx: i still blame graham
phorrestgaze: the rich ate his pancakes, so he'll eat the rich.
LRRbot: Tidehollow Sculler [WB] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Renekfun: Gritty = Tibalt
timiam: Gritty, Abhorrent Flier
Freshly_Toasted: HA
Kykiwi: holly molly
SittingOx: WELL
GoblinRanger: that's a hand
gnome_friend: !card not of this world
LRRbot: Not of This World [7] | Tribal Instant — Eldrazi | Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. / This spell costs {7} less to cast if it targets a spell or ability that targets a creature you control with power 7 or greater.
NanashiSword: Oh boy
r10pez10: exCUSE ME
Gypsy_Supreme: WOW
strawhatleon: wow whose box topper is that?
alexwhitechats: gotta love those eldrazi hands
NexusVoxx: oo box toppy karn
UnknownGerm: that is some SPICE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: JESUS i just got here and what is Adam Running?
Dylan0513: lrrFINE
tknocker: What do you choose?!
BusTed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A_Dub888: !findquote value
LRRbot: Quote #3986: "I can't calculate the value of this friendship" —Heather [2017-02-10]
thatgoldengal: top karn
walladmajnoon: BEN Take Adam off the table!!
red_shoes_jeff: Okaay, so kill Adam.
NexusVoxx: @strawhatleon bens presumably
harudoku: That was a genius move, dropping the dice like that so that you could target Adam with plausible deniability
Freshly_Toasted: Eldrazi man
silenceaux: Sylvan Library is Very Strong
RayFK: Oh god that Tidehollow Sculler looks so good
natfletchy: spice rack
strawhatleon: did ben build all the decks?
F1SHOR: yes bens cards are unfair... thats the problem :P
Earthenone: i mean you have 100 cards
Antiagone: "I can cast Kozilek the Great Distortion"; "Your Sylvan Library is Unfair!"
Earthenone: what is 20
harudoku: Ulamog
eye_h_bar: Show us that Karn boxtopper
Kykiwi: uma karn?
tknocker: Now sac tidehollow.
ArcOfTheConclave: is that Newlamog or oldlamog?
Earthenone: oponents cant even
Slasheboy: Ben did blow up Adam's artifact
silenceaux: Is zero even?
mastershake29x: ulamog into oblivion sower is always fun
meisbored: can't block with tokens
electrum516: Your opponents can EVER xD
SittingOx: ODD ROGUE NotLikeThis
NexusVoxx: @silenceaux in magic, yes for sure.
mastershake29x: @silenceaux zero is even
sir_jack_DB: zero is indeed even
Lucaan: Magic is just Hearthstone confirmed
Loonatic93: So, Adam went Golgari last Pre-Prerelease. And, it sounds like he's going Simic this upcoming one. We think alike! Those were the choices I would make as well.
Freshly_Toasted: Void winnower is so much worse to have on the battlefield. Adam's deck is rife with big annihilators
ninja_theory_ashrams: nb4 0 is even
mastershake29x: @NexusVoxx also in non-magic, i.e. life
UnseenAcademical: @LoadingReadyRun custom card:
r10pez10: zero _is_ even
Ukon_vasara: 0 is even
Earthenone: zero is even, even has reminder text saying that
silenceaux: So, tokens become worse on board. Iiiiinteresting.
tknocker: It says on the card that zero is even.
Ukon_vasara: so tokens cant block
pedja11: Adam is about to liberate you all
rogerivany: How many times can Adam restart the game with Karn?
electrum516: Adam you're opponents can't EVEN xD
Akaiatana: Adam is going to MRGRGR Graham :P
Springlake: @freshly_toasted only opponents
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.
Ukon_vasara: the tokens know only war
Tiber727: Even Paladin can play even cards, they just can't add them to their deck. And it doesn't affect the opponent at all.
silenceaux: hehehehehe
r10pez10: well, zero CMC tokens
Freshly_Toasted: @Springlake yeah, I meant worse for them
loki_lxix: also bricks my Jhoira cheerios deck
Antiagone: And then, in the corner, Graham became very sad :(
Tiber727: *can play odd cards
brightsquid: They can't even
harudoku: You can tell it's a good magic card when it has to have math reminder text.
Pharmacistjudge: most tokens have zero CMC...
harudoku: True story.
gnome_friend: We are the crystal chimes!
mastershake29x: token copies of creatures do have that CMC, so they might be able to block
BrindleBoar: r10pez10 lrrBEEJ
Springlake: @freshly_toasted ah gotcha
gnome_friend: We'l always save the day!
r10pez10: your Mishra's Self-Replicators can still attack
Noodles_15: Cardreader cant even
Himyul: That ob Nixilis quote should really be "hold my beer"
SittingOx: Tiber727 i thought it was odd paladin? Or are there odd and even versions?
r10pez10: !card Crystal Chimes
LRRbot: Crystal Chimes [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Crystal Chimes: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Crystal Chimes [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Crystal Chimes: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.
bv310: There are both
harudoku: Say go, archenemy
bv310: Even makes your Hero Power cost 1
bv310: Odd makes your Hero Power do significantly better
SittingOx: ah i see
circusofkirkus: or kozilek!
LRRbot: Kozilek, the Great Distortion [8CC] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, if you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. / Menace / Discard a card with converted mana cost X: Counter target spell with converted mana cost X.
TomTeNise: The rules on gatherer says "Yes, your opponent can’t even. We know."
sivakrytos: urza's block was "enchantment themed"
NexusVoxx: @SittingOx even works better in wild
DoctorHutch: was the monolith already untapped?
sirtractor: wait, this isnt LetterKenny
coriolis_storm: @sittingox There are odd & even paladin in HS
harudoku: Graham, you should've taken one for the team
NexusVoxx: do they?
harudoku: If he'd wastelanded your land, he couldn't cast Kozilek!
strawhatleon: ah commander, one player has 3 lands, the other casts kozilek
Ukon_vasara: all his cards are Disrupting Shoals ruuChaos
tknocker: @DoctorHutch he untapped it by tapping dreamstone for 3.
Doc_Rider: I don't understand Adam's deck...
Blasteg: so he has to have exact X to counter?
harudoku: Wait, yes he could.
NexusVoxx: HE SURE DO
harudoku: He has a scion.
harudoku: Never mind.
silenceaux: La Problema: Has Menaché
meisbored: la problema de la menace
rarermonsters: It would be La Problemo
thunderstickenchicken: this reminds me of 'Dominion' the card deck building game!
Dr_fragenstien: and with void winnower, adam's opponents have to throw 2 real cards in front of it
TomTeNise: The rules on gatherer says "Yes, your opponent can’t even. We know."
gnome_friend: Advice: Skak the skoin
F1SHOR: i just reread bfz's story i forgot how good it was
meisbored: El Problemo?
Doc_Rider: Does this mean that all of his cards don't have a devotion to any color?
gnome_friend: F1SHOR it is
djalternative: la problema or el problemo
Anarchon_D: la problemo? LOL
r10pez10: Kozilék
mastershake29x: canadians known for their amazing spanish pronunciations
harudoku: They have devotion to colorless!
Lucaan: Ben draws the whole damn thing
rarermonsters: I mean you're Canadians so you also mispronounce a lot of English
NexusVoxx: @Doc_Rider yep, no colors anywhere
RomanGoro: It would be "El Problema" and yes, it breaks the "rule" of "ends in a ==> female"
LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
BrindleBoar: devotion to colorless sounds like fun
TonyStark1986: la aranja discoteca
NathanJay_GA: so this game has gotten sufficiently silly
Ukon_vasara: theres one other problem
r10pez10: el spidro gigante
mastershake29x: @Doc_Rider yes, adam's deck can't have any cards with a colored mana symbol in it
KingOfDoma: Does Ben have Cratermaker?
coriolis_storm: @doc_rider Basically it’s full of Eldrazi - ie big disruptive colourless crestures
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Not of This World [7] | Tribal Instant — Eldrazi | Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. / This spell costs {7} less to cast if it targets a spell or ability that targets a creature you control with power 7 or greater.
Kykiwi: Lol
Kykiwi: XD
harudoku: rip
thatgoldengal: PogChamp
TwilitLugia: @rarermonsters You not wrong. georgPeggy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oops
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
tknocker: sergeHolyMoly
silenceaux: Oh, _that's_ what Not of This World does
Kykiwi: I love adam beign the control player
Estyl10_: hello!
harudoku: Not of This World? More like Not Winning This Gane
mastershake29x: oops
Blasteg: "oops"
SittingOx: that's what happens for not writting every single card you see DansGame Kappa
harudoku: Game*
loki_lxix: Ben walked into that
Koshindan: Why is Ben picking on Adam? benginTraitor
gnome_friend: Koziek "La Problemo" The Great Distortion
Freshly_Toasted: Eldrazi decks also have a lot of artifacts, mostly for ramp but certain cards are good on their own
NexusVoxx: Kono Dio da!
F1SHOR: he had to get it out of adams hand anyway i guess
Dr_fragenstien: adam also could've discarded a 4 cost card to counter it
JaymicUnyielding: it's not of this world beecause it's a GALAXY BRAIN PLAY
rarermonsters: You thought it was Graham, but it was Mio, Dio
tknocker: Not of this world is a very underrated counterspell.
Macheya: yare yare
Blasteg: @Koshindan well he has a 12/12 on the field...
djalternative: donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca.
Vampiricsloth: hey G, you excited for new Teysa?
userFSP: Not where I was expecting to hear a Joey Styles reference todauy
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Goblin cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
Morendur: Adam is what my group lovingly calls the "Matt"
Snes_Controller: I love the pose of that eldrazi. "You're going to decimate me? In THOSE shoes?"
iammorthos: ROBOCOP!
Enmity777: banjo kazzooe
snake12341: Banjo Kazoi, the first one
mastershake29x: @userFSP between graham and adam, it's always a non-zero possibility
Morendur: for in our games of MTG, Matt typically spells our doom XD
Enmity777: kazooie*
chif_ii: Indiana jones?
therealsmargio: problemo is masculine so it would be el problemo you can have la problema because problema is feminine
walladmajnoon: someone should have been playing squirrels for this table
iammorthos: Fine Adam. You got me
NexusVoxx: lrrFRUMP
Dr_fragenstien: oh, I see how completley different those two songs are
Ukon_vasara: banjo kazooie ie redneck mario
orionsrise1: fun fact, Robocop is a parody
gnome_friend: DUUM
harudoku: Dewm
silenceaux: Adoom?
TheSoftestBunny: duum
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
djalternative: DUUM!
Freshly_Toasted: DOEWM
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Snes_Controller: Harsh words
r10pez10: super mario bros 2
snake12341: WOW
NexusVoxx: waow
hotgreenflames: DUWUM
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
bv310: lrrWOW
silenceaux: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Iw ill fight you
SittingOx: therealsmargio thats...not correct
rarermonsters: I thought Wario was redneck mario?
MuffinsOnAHill: Take that back!
Dr_fragenstien: how can you say something so brave, yet so controversial?
LRRbot: Boartusk Liege [1{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Knight [3/4] | Trample / Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That is incorrect
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature — Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle Gempalm Incinerator, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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meisbored: Wario is Bear Mario
LRRbot: Vexing Shusher [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | This spell can't be countered. / {R/G}: Target spell can't be countered.
NexusVoxx: shush
therealsmargio: @SittingOx really? elaborate please
radioshackraider: @rarermonsters Wario is Bougie Mario
bv310: Ooooh, Gempalm
Loonatic93: I'm so pumped that a slightly larger mystic snake is coming in Allegance! Putting four in every deck, regardless of the mana base!
Freshly_Toasted: Shushushar
natfletchy: Vexing Shusher
natfletchy: Great nameeee
r10pez10: shusher is great
silenceaux: So hey, can someone make Ben shuffle his library somehow? Because that would be funny.
F1SHOR: were they all even cmc creatures??
dreamyxcupcakes: wario is alternate timeline mario
tknocker: I love combining goblin recruiter and goblin charbelcher.
Nahvi42: Ben is really rocking the Lumbersexual look tonight.
rarermonsters: OBJECTION! Emrakul refers to herself as a she
Lucaan: Lore PogChamp
thatgoldengal: nb icons
sivakrytos: cosmic horrors really have no need for human concepts of gender
orionsrise1: and emrakul is also an angel?
Ukon_vasara: i thought it was more no neck than no head
circusofkirkus: how's that 3 land life, G?
dylanbbb: Emrakul refers to herself as she when she talked with Jace. Though Jace did have toruble understanding her
Estyl10_: isn't that interesti-- pass
silenceaux: Double objection! Emrakul does such while Jace is trying to comprehend her
Me_kyle: omni sexual
Freshly_Toasted: Who needs a head when reality bends to your will?
underhill33: El Problemo if he's male, not La
phorrestgaze: Gender is a social construct that the eldrazi destroy along with societies.
r10pez10: emrakul blessed me with a noodly appendage
volraths_bane: Cozi, Ula and Emeria
DraaksTheKing: Don't look to hard at Graham's land bone
Lucaan: I would actually love to see more lore talk during LRR MTG stuff
snake12341: now fling the Kozilek!
GoblinRanger: Emrakul = wiggle mom
AvidFictionaut: Problema always has the "a". It's a noun. Oddly enough, it's one of the strange nouns that end in "a" that is masculine. So, el problema.
bv310: @rarermonsters HOLD IT! That was just inside the mind of Tamiyo, therefore uses gendered pronouns because she was used to it
Akaiatana: Their pronouns are tentacle/tentative/tenyouforlethal
gnome_friend: r10pez10 am r10pez10 okay
zombieman_6th: New to magic anything recommended to get?
Dr_fragenstien: @rarermonsters OBJECTION! Emrakul communicates by using concepts the thing she's communicating understands
F1SHOR: i like the explanation that the titans are just like the hands of these beings
ArcOfTheConclave: @Akaiatana nice
r10pez10: gnome_friend we am feeling great
brightsquid: @Akaiatana Niiiice
ChristianSaunders99: So there will probably be 3 games tonight will all the big eldrazi
SydPreviouslyHeadache: der stuhl
djalternative: yeah. spanish is weird with gendering inanimate things
dreamyxcupcakes: especially in spanish
alexwhitechats: The Emrakul Gender Debate
MysticOp9: Emrakul, She is Beauty, She is Grace, She is Mrs. Innistrad States
MuffinsOnAHill: Their genders are spaghetti.
SittingOx: therealsmargio while it's true some words that end with the letter "A" in spanish imply female gender, that is not always the case. A good example of that is "Problema". It's always "El Problema" because "problema" has male gender, the word problemo doesn't exist
NexusVoxx: obyections
thatgoldengal: not guilty
orionsrise1: the cat is in my pants?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rebuttal
TheNutYT: guilty
rarermonsters: Emrakul, Ms. Emmy if you're Nasty
Kykiwi: DO it adam
gnome_friend: call your witness
Kykiwi: DO it
Noodles_15: HOLD IT!
Lucaan: Objection eogAce
A_Dub888: SILENCE!
gnome_friend: ORDER
red_shoes_jeff: TAKE THAT!
Dr_fragenstien: NOT SO FAST!
r10pez10: quick, what's 'objection' in spanish
thenb44: seabatBRAIN
theonlyangelx: speaking as the authority on all gender Kozilek is cute :3
SittingOx: Objeccion!
LUSHOTOLOGY_: chucha, que wea
hoktauri: If you're scared of a 12/12 Commander isn't for you
Donutholez: I associate all tentacle monsters as Males.n LUL
SittingOx: Objección!
rarermonsters: OBJECCION!
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
NexusVoxx: el kozilek gigante
Akaiatana: MTG is semantics
Gypsy_Supreme: This isn't Spanish, this is "Spanglish"
ceranoh: enougho el gramato lessano
1y1e: magic players? getting nerdy in chat!?
rarermonsters: You guys also say "Zed" so whay even is that
phorrestgaze: we like arguing, it's what we do.
harudoku: La objectiones!
LUSHOTOLOGY_: 'O problema' could be in portuguese
BusTed: Haha.
Rockario: If problemo isn't a Spanish word, then we should keep using it so that you know we're not speaking Spanish
A_Dub888: LoadingReadyRun: Spanish not guarenteed to be accurate
circusofkirkus: But what is it in Esperanta?
Earthenone: dont Kanji-Gate nonsense
Dr_fragenstien: have you heard these people? the bareley make sense when speaking their native language
therealsmargio: @SittingOx Thank you for your informative and respectful message.
gnome_friend: Ah yes, Latin
RomanGoro: The difference (?) "El spidro gigante" is funny even for us spanish speakers
bv310: IAN
Akaiatana: Chat is having a conjugal visitation :P
TonyStark1986: cervesa es bueno
LRRbot: Powder Keg [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on Powder Keg. / {T}, Sacrifice Powder Keg: Destroy each artifact and creature with converted mana cost equal to the number of fuse counters on Powder Keg.
rarermonsters: Romans they go to the home?
chif_ii: Be careful about conjugating too much, Graham, or twitch will ban you.
SittingOx: therealsmargio not problem dude SeemsGood
kevinflakes: Chicken nuggets
gnome_friend: About to explode
Silver__Knight_: You're trying to tell Twitch Chat not to argue. Take a moment and think about what you're doing.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp. i made mistakes
LRRbot: Eldrazi Mimic [2] | Creature — Eldrazi [2/1] | Whenever another colorless creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may change Eldrazi Mimic's base power and toughness to that creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
samubtdp1985: graham mana screwed again?
TemporallyAwry: Come for the magic - stay for the "spirited" language lessons.
Kykiwi: power keg is the board wipe
RomanGoro: Please stop dishonoring ñihoñ lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: what language were you born with lrrBEEJ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm eating spicy food laughed and now my sinuses are clear
thenb44: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
orionsrise1: Tu Va L'enfire Tu A Pluem Du Merd!
tknocker: That mimic isn't fooling any adventurers.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW RomanGoro
MysticOp9: !quote menace
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
rogerivany: I'm waiting for Clank Bomb.
MysticOp9: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #5313: "Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!" —Serge [2018-09-11]
rarermonsters: Isn't it amazing how they kept trying to destroy Becky and now she's the new Rock?
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Blasteg: COMBO
phorrestgaze: :o
bv310: Oh hey, any news on Sidewalk Slam making a surprise return for the Rumble?
circusofkirkus: RIGGED!
bazeldodoandpickle: Thanks AJ Styles, for doing what the IWC couldn't
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Pharmacistjudge: i'll allow it
BusTed: The vaaaalue.
MuffinsOnAHill: ¡Objeción!
ChaoticObserver: lrrJUDGE
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGE
strawhatleon: powerful magic
gnome_friend: COOL TECHNOLOGY!
Alness49: I'll allow it!
BusTed: Sick!
Estyl10_: lrrJUDGE
grgriffin3: lrrJUDGE
TonyStark1986: bianca blair is just Sasha Banks with a ponytail
volraths_bane: The Kenny Omega Undertale thing gives me life.
Anubis169: hmm?
Featherweight_: well that a crapshot
Antiagone: I think you just wrote a CrapShot.
Lucaan: "Judge, my opponent styled on me!"
rarermonsters: OH @Graham I don't know how much you like the Mountain Goats but have you heard "Song for Sasha Banks" yet?
grgriffin3: WR13 was last night, yes.
blackwlf: Sounds like a Friday Nights crapshot.
flapjacksofwar: SICK
sxesuperstar: lrrJUDGE
TheMicah21: Yes it has
LRRbot: Boartusk Liege [1{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Knight [3/4] | Trample / Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.
Mangledpixel: well, that's a Crapshot right there
Sluggs_: it happened lastnight/morning
Silver__Knight_: yeah, it happen this morning
harudoku: I'm issuing a game loss for not getting Siege-Gang
Enmity777: It was last night
IgnisDeus: last night and holy shit
r10pez10: !clip
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mastershake29x: yes, it was today
Earthenone: wrestle kingdom was at the end of your darkest dungeon
TheMicah21: JOhn Cena pinned Kenny Omega
Sluggs_: yes
samubtdp1985: wk13 yappened 20 hours ago
bazeldodoandpickle: It was good
Dumori: I've only still seen a few screens from it and it looked RAD!
RomanGoro: It was awesome and you all should watch it
walladmajnoon: yes
Dr_fragenstien: I actually had a judge forget to call a game I was playing due to time because we were both doing sweet things
Enmity777: IT was good
OctopusRhyme: Yes!
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5668: "Suck it, Twitch chat!" —Adam [2019-01-02]
Akaiatana: my LGS literally does the Judge/sick thing at prereleases and foil mythics
rarermonsters: Kenny Omega was straight up dressed like Kris from Deltarune
grgriffin3: "Was Wrestle Kingdom Good", he asks.
bv310: Discord says it was rad
RomanGoro: Yes, of course it was good
mastershake29x: it's WK, of course it was good
MysticOp9: No spoilers chat please
Rockario: "Judge! My opponent is planning more than one turn ahead!"
rogerivany: There were winners and losers
Sluggs_: @rarermonsters your ruining it
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samubtdp1985: it was very good
Mister_Skittles: "JUDGE", "what", "nothing I just wanted an audience for this play"
snake12341: John Cena just came in and destroyed everyone
Zoozle: Is anyone else getting weird audio distortion from the stream?
OctopusRhyme: It was weird when Macho Man showed up
F1SHOR: im watching it tomorrow so yer no spoilers lol
SharkHero08: Yeah, Daniel Bryan showed up and no kicked the shit out of everyone SeriousSloth
ChristianSaunders99: Everyone died
Earthenone: bye scone
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun RIP the Meanest of Genes. Another bit of my childhood and love of the good old AWA has gone away.
grgriffin3: You're crushed Graham's spirits!
RomanGoro: Chat, stop spoiling Cena winning because it kinda happened
NexusVoxx: the flesh was spongey and buised
Earthenone: we knew ye well
TheMicah21: Not the place for it but, any thoughts on All Elite Wrestling?
Silver__Knight_: Macho Man showed up and pinned Cena, after Cena had cashed in on Cody
Akaiatana: I am so excited for lizard wizards
Dumori: Jerhico's makeup looked super bad though like he did it him self drunk with no mirror I'm unsure if theres a story line for that or not
wordmogul: My spirits are down.
Zalbaag: And the Scion
Estyl10_: lizard wizard is a cool thing to say
dreamyxcupcakes: Adam's scion does too
mastershake29x: presumably new year's dash is in a few hours i guess? time zones are hard
volraths_bane: beat me to it NexusVoxx
gnome_friend: Vannifar confirmed for King Gizzard
poiTHINK: I need a link to this kozilek the great distortion deck
dreamyxcupcakes: dies*
poiTHINK: like need need
Anarchon_D: the rock returned and beat cena
trilemma85: Am I the only one who is patiently waiting for the Make-A-Wish video where John Cena shows up to see Roman Reigns while he's getting some treatment with a plastic spinner belt and some balloons?
Sluggs_: becky lynch roasted cena on smackdown this week
rarermonsters: Becky Lynch is a national treasure to the nation of humanity
bv310: He looks llke JBL
TonyStark1986: lots of dropped belts thanks to AEW
F1SHOR: cena looks so weird atm
Justin_Bailey: yeah, Cena's hair was.....bad
ladyjessica: Adam’s scion should be dead right?
Zealcrux: It's weird to say that John Cena growing his hair is... a hair cut.
volraths_bane: Cena has JBL hair now
silenceaux: Didn't Graham already have access to BB because of the filterland
natfletchy: "styled like a man who had money and has to be seen."
meisbored: Joseph Borden Levitt?
TheMicah21: AEW!
Snes_Controller: Worm spoilers
NexusVoxx: !card onulet
LRRbot: Onulet [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | When Onulet dies, you gain 2 life.
gnome_friend: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #5419: "It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds." —Graham [2018-10-19]
Anarchon_D: gordon levvit
Lucaan: Ian, stop trying to get people to send you hair DansGame
walladmajnoon: Ben working the Tokens
SharkHero08: JBL, a very good heel, was fun to watch wrestle
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
r10pez10: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
gnome_friend: Everything Ian has ever wanted to be
LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
JellyfishySama: PPR next week?
bazeldodoandpickle: Don
Doc_Rider: Kenny Omega had a lot of DETERMINATION last night.
Earthenone: !ppr
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coriolis_storm: @jellyfishysama Yes!
Shadowbair: Nice shirt Adam! Go Flyers!
harudoku: Everyone's playing billions of things and Graham is over here enjoying his birds
TonyStark1986: I AM A WRESTLING GOD!!!!
harudoku: Commander is a good format
SittingOx: THE SACRED TEXTSS NotLikeThis
CompSciJedi: *Sigh* AZIZ, LIGHT!
Mithgar: The back of Ben shall encompass all that you see
r10pez10: 3-camera ulmer
TemporallyAwry: I need to rewatch that.
Mangledpixel: "Ah much better, thank you Aziz"
bazeldodoandpickle: SO MUCH BEN
Anarchon_D: Ben in 4 different frames at once
walladmajnoon: Quick guys! look at Graham's cards!
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
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Doc_Rider: lrrFINE
F1SHOR: im worried adam can just kill ben next turn
FlannelShirtEnthusist: all shall e plaid
Pharmacistjudge: ok goodness
orionsrise1: so is the next Ravinica block going to be good?
sniperserpent: eat grahams cards
Freshly_Toasted: Ben is real eldrazi titan here, he moves across all dimensions
timiam: Show each other your hands but not Graham!
Earthenone: what is this red dragon inn?
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BusTed: seabatSEAL
natfletchy: My soul was just stared at
strawhatleon: Take his cards, say 'I can't read Latin'
SharkHero08: Every Commander group Adam SeriousSloth
Estyl10_: eat his birds
gnome_friend: Donate your eyes Graham
MuffinsOnAHill: Look at his cards. The backs of them.
samubtdp1985: turn his deck around
Vampiricsloth: elf lizard wizard. new set is greatest ever :P
r10pez10: we're sorry adam :(
gnome_friend: JO!
Ukon_vasara: Nani?
bazeldodoandpickle: Yeah, everyone reveal your hands and he'll feel bad for missing out\
snake12341: sergeThankJo
mightymubs: My heart just stopped
Dr_fragenstien: I can see garahm's cards. They're yellow lrrBEEJ
Estyl10_: I said hey, gimme a cut
poiTHINK: Ben, do u have that kozilek the great distortion deck on a tapped out?
hotgreenflames: Adam needs to look disappoint in Gs camera
LRRbot: Karn Liberated [7] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [6] | +4: Target player exiles a card from their hand. / −3: Exile target permanent. / −14: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn Liberated. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.
RayFK: Hnnnnnngggg
gnome_friend: Hi Kran
RayFK: La Karn
Snes_Controller: Big K
mastershake29x: that is a pretty karn
blackwlf: Kran Libertarian
circusofkirkus: Karn's a narc
Mister_Skittles: is that a foil box topper
Vampiricsloth: wew boxtopper karn
Ukon_vasara: Korn Liberated
gnome_friend: Karn-age tyrant
circusofkirkus: *nark
hotgreenflames: nah El Karno
thenb44: seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: Kran Liberace
walladmajnoon: Adam: "The fun stops here"
Mithgar: Question to Ben and Chat - Have your Ultimate Masters Box Toppers been curling something awful?
MysticOp9: Quran?
Freshly_Toasted: Cheap knock off card: El Kran Liberationed
Earthenone: adam...adam.... go with me here, restart the game
snake12341: and now everyone chant with me, "restart the game" "restart the game" "restart the game"
samubtdp1985: box topper karn #NICE
LRRbot: Ratchet Bomb [2] | Artifact | {T}: Put a charge counter on Ratchet Bomb. / {T}, Sacrifice Ratchet Bomb: Destroy each nonland permanent with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Ratchet Bomb.
Dr_fragenstien: la kroixn
loglab: this a weird way tron
Kykiwi: Lol
strawhatleon: Urza, build me a body!
Charlemandias: Don't lie Adam, you love it
Eremithius: Ben really just needs goblin cratermaker, the old Hero of Zendikar with his bottle rockets
Anarchon_D: karn the uberated
harudoku: Graham looks sad.
Mister_Skittles: in responce, Graham is sad
harudoku: :(
Fr0Dough: Karn = Antifa.....Gritty = Antifa so therefore Karn=Gritty
thenb44: seabatBRAIN plays
azureHaights: @Freshly_Toasted Even cheaper knock off: "It Karn, He Free"
shea_wolfe: Pick up your tokens Graham
gnome_friend: Fr0Dough wait when was it established that Karn = Antifa?
Freshly_Toasted: I love this
snake12341: restart the game
Silver__Knight_: restart the game *clap clap clapclapclap*
Robot_Bones: Pick up your tokens graham
F1SHOR: be aggressive adam lol
Sampy104: seabatSEAL Let seabatSEAL him seabatSEAL ultimate seabatSEAL Karn seabatSEAL
gnome_friend: Donate your eyes Graham
LRRbot: Vexing Shusher [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | This spell can't be countered. / {R/G}: Target spell can't be countered.
Fr0Dough: @gnome_friend Idk, I saw liberated and was like why not
orellien2773: Shh.
Freshly_Toasted: Adam feels bad that he can't stop harder
Slasheboy: Pick up your tokens, Ben
Freshly_Toasted: stomp*
gnome_friend: Graham's library character from Rapidfire
azureHaights: Shhhh. No counterspells. Only dreams now.
Snes_Controller: Vexing Shusher is FANTASTIC in this game. A game with zero blue players.
TonyStark1986: all my only dreams
Galvin_Duck: shhh. Turkey, turkey
hotgreenflames: shusher is the zelda witch
NexusVoxx: @Snes_Controller idk Kozilek is made of countermagic
hotgreenflames: majoras mask = best zelda game
mastershake29x: @Snes_Controller kozilek can counter spells
RayFK: Aww fuck, I can't believe you've done this
Freshly_Toasted: Kozilek is a walking counterspell
JellyfishySama: Should've had your Void Winnower now
strigonLeader: If someone plays a spell and shushes it before they pass priority do you have to be that guy and explain it to them
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Majora's Mask is my favorite Zelda game
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
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walladmajnoon: LOve this card
tknocker: Kozilek just throws stuff at you while you're trying to cast your spells.
r10pez10: kranky gobs
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Dr_fragenstien: @strigonLeader it's the polite thing to do
JellyfishySama: Reaaalllyyyy should've had your Void Winnower now:
scratchmonkey: it's all happening now bois
Freshly_Toasted: Krenko is a pretty sweet gobbo commander too
scratchmonkey: or rather next turn
rarermonsters: "I am Phantom from the planet Krenko!"
Freshly_Toasted: Ulamog, Desolation Twins
Estyl10_: "say go." "no, you can't tell me what to do."
Kykiwi: you can counter an other ulamog
Mister_Skittles: also, what spell is more powerful than ulamog
silenceaux: But if you _did_ do that, it would be really funny
gnome_friend: #RestartTheGame
snake12341: RESTART THE GAME
hoktauri: #TeamAdam
blackwlf: #RestartTheGame
gnome_friend: #Hashtags
TemporallyAwry: #Octothorpe
NexusVoxx: #hashtags
toomanybears: ##
thatgoldengal: #restart
gnome_friend: #KarnLiberated
11Dot: #Restartthegame
silverstar216: #teamchaos?
Blasteg: #7hourcommandergame
WowoT: #teamadam
DoctorCactus: team adam!!!
UnknownGerm: #Octothorp
hotgreenflames: #NewGameNewMe
Silver__Knight_: RESTART THE GAME
walladmajnoon: Hey Adam, how does it feel having the world against you?
MWGNZ: #octothorpe
gnome_friend: # MrDestructoid
djalternative: #RestartTheGame
sifonaonline: #LiberateThisGame
TonyStark1986: you're not my supervisor!
Ukon_vasara: #HashTagsOutsideOfTwitter
tergonis: #pleasestopthehashtags
Magnetic__North: #hashtag
Charlemandias: #restartthegame
Doc_Rider: #RestartTheGame
ImaUniqueUsername: #hashtags
Zalbaag: #Hashbrowns
bewski: #karnfather
Galvin_Duck: #Hashtag
Estyl10_: grr
PantomineX: @strigonLeader You can hold priority with the spell on the stack, but they can respond to Shusher's ability
dylanbbb: #RestartTheGame
dingle_hxpper: #TeamGritty
ElementalAlchemist: #restartthegame #TeamAdam #hashtags #karnliberated
NexusVoxx: squeet
pedja11: All you need is to draw Eugin
gnome_friend: #Squeet
Eclipseon: #LiberateTheGame
jftanner: #morelikeliberGREAT
silverstar216: #putwaluigiinsmashyoucowards
fishmanfishfish: #YouCantSeeMe
LRRbot: Blood Baron of Vizkopa [3WB] | Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Lifelink, protection from white and from black / As long as you have 30 or more life and an opponent has 10 or less life, Blood Baron of Vizkopa gets +6/+6 and has flying.
MysticOp9: #SdamAavidan
DoctorCactus: #rewardedForColorCoordination
r10pez10: koz doesn't have reach, huh
alcyon91: #TeamAdam #restartthegame
hoktauri: #PotionsToStrong
JellyfishySama: Protection is useless against Adam
electrum516: Karn! ULT!! Karn! ULT!! Karn! ULT!!
azureHaights: @silverstar216 "Is Waluigi in Smash yet?" "...he could be MORE in Smash."
BraveKingMax: #greatestroyalrumble ...wait
NexusVoxx: figma nuts?
BusTed: short circuit reboot when
Meowgoocat: it's weird watching this and seeing adam in color
Silver__Knight_: NexusVoxx Not quite
Snes_Controller: Remake Short Circuit Hollywood!
phorrestgaze: swappable faces
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
TonyStark1986: johnny 5 POP doll?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Johnny 5 nendo faceplates.
hotgreenflames: #SolPatrol
phorrestgaze: before sol ring was cheap
gnome_friend: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #3557: "I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy." —Cori [2016-10-17]
blackwlf: Please god never reboot Short Circuit. I don't want to see how badly they'd do that.
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Banishing Light leaves the battlefield.
orionsrise1: hell I've only been playing magic for 2 years and I have a soul ring
F1SHOR: i thought he was going to point at krenko lol
Mister_Skittles: if it goes away, Adam gets to put Kozilek in play correct
Pharmacistjudge: Actually it will
Ukon_vasara: ^
theLuminarch: no, it does come back to play, it's a replacement effect
Pharmacistjudge: It will come back
Mister_Skittles: yeah it does come back
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
MWGNZ: Ian there are a bunch of Johnny 5 model on thingiverse
Vampiricsloth: kozilek is in the command zone now though
harudoku: It doesn't come back into play
PantomineX: It does come back
F1SHOR: wait it still comes back from the comand zone :O
SittingOx: not it will not comeback, right?
dylanbbb: It won't come back
JellyfishySama: Kozilek isn't exiled so it won't come back
harudoku: It absolutely does not rofl'
hoktauri: No it won't
Dr_fragenstien: judge approved
Kykiwi: It wont
Freshly_Toasted: Adam's deck is literally bomb tribal I'm sure it's fine
rs_ls: It comes
ShortRound2099: lrrJUDGE ?
Slasheboy: Why is everyone bullying Adam?
Snes_Controller: Johnny 5 Amibo! Put Johnny 5 in Smash!
Zalbaag: Not at this point, due to the fact that Adam used a replacement
MuffinsOnAHill: So long as Adam doesn't move it to another zone from the command zone. It will come back.
Pharmacistjudge: Do you want the full explanation?
dylanbbb: There is no card recognized by banishing light
electrum516: NO!!
postmodernpajamawrestler: yes
TemporallyAwry: No.
NexusVoxx: it does
orionsrise1: yupp
alphastorm_mtg: "Banishing Light's trigger will exile the commander, so the commander's owner can have it put into the command zone instead (or just moved to exile). If the commander is in the command zone, it can be cast from there following the usual rules for the format. Wherever the commander gets put, once Banishing Light leaves the battlefield, the commander will return to the battlefield from there, assuming it hasn't left there in the meantime (such as by being recast from the command zone)."
meisbored: i don't believe you
Springlake: @vampiricsloth banishing light doesnt case wheee it is
harudoku: I'm a judge too, it does not come back
Snes_Controller: No it doesn't
snake12341: wot?! I don't think so
Ukon_vasara: some of those effects track the card itself, other effects put a card in exile and later check exile for that card
samjbow: No it doesn't sorry judges
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Dr_fragenstien: it doesn't say it's returned from exile
NexusVoxx: new ORing does, old ORing does not
Lucaan: It's really weird
tknocker: Not from the commandzone. only if he lets it get exiled by the enchantment.
SittingOx: oooooooohhhhhhh
ReydienOnline: if it doesn't leave the command zone in the meantime, then the banishing light will remember where it ended up
samjbow: Oh shoot! Take it back, ignore my infantile snark
Pharmacistjudge: But...if you cast it from the command zone...Banishing light loses track of it
tknocker: Is the commandzone exile?
Dyllbert: No, it works the best way for Adam
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah its a weird interaction and only works the way you think it should if the clauses are seperate
gnome_friend: !findquote problem
LRRbot: Quote #1682: "For NOW, this is YOUR problem." —Ian [2016-01-26]
TheManaLeek: And this is why I avoid judging Commander
ArcOfTheConclave: #replacement effects!
harudoku: Well
F1SHOR: thats so wierd amd great to know :)
DoctorHutch: cards like Roon and sundial of the infinite made these rules nessesary
MuffinsOnAHill: *The More You Know!*
harudoku: Til, that's silly
Vampiricsloth: weird. thats good to know
r10pez10: is it just specifically Banishing Light?
UnknownGerm: because the Exile zone is friggin' weird.
Earthenone: its the new template of that effect
electrum516: Seriously?!!? that's what happens???? wooooah
Pharmacistjudge: Well, someone beat me to the explanation
TonyStark1986: Soooo That Thing You Do is a great movie
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.
orionsrise1: yupp, the commander cannot be exiled permanent
Anarchon_D: any exile enchantment
NexusVoxx: @r10pez10 new-style O-rings like it as well. any with the single ability clause
ShortRound2099: do we have the command for the deck lists?
tergonis: you can't even
TheManaLeek: You can't even.
Jacobontherun1: You can't even
Mister_Skittles: *COMMANDER*
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Jacobontherun1: doh
SittingOx: that rules applies to all the cards that have the same functionality?
Galvin_Duck: they play bridge in the exile zone
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
dylanbbb: Ahhh its because the command zone is public
Dumori: No I think O-ring effects are weird when they target commander
ReydienOnline: @r10pez10 basically any effect that would move a permanent to a different zone and have to remember what it put there
Pavlovs_Dog_: You can't even
CompSciJedi: They can't even with this card!
theonlyangelx: your opponents "can't even"
mastershake29x: @SittingOx yes
Kykiwi: adam dont forget to tick up ya bomb
Freshly_Toasted: "You can't even" for the next hour
biggoof125: o ring doesnt work that way
Kaprak: There's 2 kinds of this effect, Feind hunter and Banishing light. They both work differently
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postmodernpajamawrestler: go team adam
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Mister_Skittles: yeah, o-ring works the way you want because its one clause not wo
biggoof125: two triggers
SittingOx: oh ok
Zalbaag: Echo
Pharmacistjudge: Mind you...this is not true of O-ring effects with two's only the single ability banishing light style effects.
JellyfishySama: Opponent's cant even is a rule on gatherer
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
strigonLeader: are tokens considered as having 0 cmc oor no cmc?
Trymantha: 0 cmc
Galvin_Duck: 0
NexusVoxx: @strigonLeader 0
tknocker: Isn't dryad arbor even?
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #3880: "Twitch chat's the best, man." —Adam [2017-01-21]
dylanbbb: Tokens have 0 cmc and 0 is even in magic
hoktauri: Relax? RAWR
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 0 cmc is even
phorrestgaze: We will not relax.
Vampiricsloth: dryad arbor is my favorite t1 play with green sun zenith :P
NexusVoxx: @tknocker yes, but its not a spell
dredgyboi: i assume all the darkest dungeon is what pushed adam to join the eldrazi overlords
mastershake29x: @strigonLeader 0 CMC, unless they copy a creature, in which case they copy CMC
banachspacebar: 0 cmc, no mana cost. Every permanent has a CMC
Dr_fragenstien: @r10pez10 it's any card that tracks a card it would exile, but also doesn't specify that the card is in exile
espi: Dryad Arbor is a land chat, stop freaking out
harudoku: "no cmc" is 0 CMC
Dr_fragenstien: no
phorrestgaze: do you cast a land creature?
NexusVoxx: no
biggoof125: cant cast a land
dylanbbb: You don't cast Dryad Arbor. You play it as a land
Ukon_vasara: you dont cast lands
Pharmacistjudge: No, it's being played
SuitablyEpic: it is not cast
Zalbaag: No, you don't cast lands
ReydienOnline: lands get played
strigonLeader: enters play
NexusVoxx: Arbor asland'
dylanbbb: It is not a spell
TheManaLeek: Dryad Arbor isn't a spell
UnknownGerm: strigonleader most are zero cmc, some token copies copy mana costs, but others don't
therealsmargio: you play it
MuffinsOnAHill: Lands aren't cast.
zahlfast: Adam is my hero
orionsrise1: because the commander gets a plus one mana when it dies, it's technically a new spell
espi: Dryad Arbor isn't cast
Donutholez: its not a land guys
tknocker: @NexusVoxx Thanks.
electrum516: play not cast
therealsmargio: not cast
silverstar216: is zero even?
alphastorm_mtg: Dryad arbor isn't cast
MysticOp9: lrrJUDGE
Dr_fragenstien: dryad arbor is not cast
NexusVoxx: you cant cast Arbor, ever. its land
postmodernpajamawrestler: @dredgyboi yeah hes an eldritch worshipper now
Freshly_Toasted: You're not casting a spell so it's fine
banachspacebar: (Reminder text on it specifies it isn't a land)
samjbow: Read the first line in the reminder text!
Earthenone: it cant block, but you can play it
Anarchon_D: 0 is even right?
Galvin_Duck: its a land its ok
SquirrelLord1111: Ben you are playing a land not casting a spell
Donutholez: i mean its a land, not a spell
MWGNZ: thank you chat judges
snake12341: its a land, but has summoning sickness if I'm right?
silenceaux: Notably it has no casting cost.
tknocker: Dryad Arbor is weird.
postmodernpajamawrestler: magic is weird
F1SHOR: Ben you mad a horrible commander game for the judges :P
windkeeper4: GRITTY SHIRT?
r10pez10: this game got weird quick
timiam: @snake12341 yes'
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is there an Uns- set that counter target land?
Meowgoocat: NotLikeThis
Seosamh_117: The reminder text on Dryad specifically says it's not a spell
Jacobontherun1: woof
Kykiwi: Lol
ArgentAria: isn't dryad arbor supposed to be put up with all the creatures sofieThink
TheBorzoi: It's a creature so it gets summoning sickness the turn it enters the battlefield
phorrestgaze: oof
Kykiwi: XD
NexusVoxx: huh
Jacobontherun1: ah yes
SuitablyEpic: future sight was a weird time
Dr_fragenstien: hypothetically. if it did have a mana cost, could you cast it?
silverstar216: @SydPreviouslyHeadache no, lands don't use the stack
Dyllbert: You know what Dryad Arbor is? A mistake.
Mangledpixel: yeh, there's a good reason that the Land Creature thing has yet to return
Jacobontherun1: onboard tricks
Freshly_Toasted: Ouch
toomanybears: kills arbor right?
silenceaux: "Something spooky is happening and I don't like it"
phorrestgaze: Pick up your tokens Ben
JellyfishySama: Pick up your tokens ben
alphastorm_mtg: Pic up your tokens ben
Fr0Dough: As the wise men say, offa doofa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I learned something spooky from the discord last night about a card called Caged Sun
ArcOfTheConclave: nonland?
espi: Dryad Arbor LIVES
Fruan: Dryad Arbor was a mistake. Anime was also a mistake. This means that Dryad Arbor is an Anime.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Pick up your tokens Ben
espi: Nonlands
Donutholez: lol
DoctorHutch: dryad arbor is fine
PantomineX: Dryad arbor is alive
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Will there be an TTC before the Pre-prerelease? Lots o' spicy spoilers!
Pharmacistjudge: Ratchbomb says nonland permanent
angus_the_chap: Ratchet Bomb is nonland, dryad lives
timiam: I'm not sure if "Land with a CMC" is supported in the rules currently?
thatgoldengal: gottem
banachspacebar: Ratchet bomb specifies nonland
biggoof125: already targeted?
espi: @LoadingReadyRun Dryad Arbor lives
JellyfishySama: Pick up your tokens Ben
Sluggs_: dryad arbor can come back
CompSciJedi: Dryad Arbor is fine, it's a land
loki_lxix: Ben did a great job Jedi mind tricking everyone into worrying with Adam while becoming a problem.
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben can make Ian draw a card.
Earthenone: they filed a TTC so probobly
timiam: Or can you play something (as oppose to casting) with a cmc?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Rachet bomb is non land
dylanbbb: Dryad Arbor survived
PantomineX: Read them Ratchet Bomb
tknocker: This is every conversation I ever have in commander.
Freshly_Toasted: Adam with bomb tribal, wondering why he's a target
Galvin_Duck: arbor survives
MrPhlip: ratchet bomb is "nonland " dryad arbor survibes
trilemma85: As a wise man once said "Dang, I forgot to leave up shusher mana".
Eclipseon: It's not their fault that their hunger is ceaseless.
postmodernpajamawrestler: they just want you to save you from life outside of the blind eternities
PantomineX: Lol playing with Twitch Chat is like having 50 judges
F1SHOR: #blameben
NexusVoxx: @timiam you cannot "play a land" a card that isnt a land
gnome_friend: #blameben
RaemonDamon: Eldrazi are the worst :D So they gotta go
strawhatleon: well ben needs a lot of cards to become a problem, adam only really needs one
Ukon_vasara: *hands Adam a deck thats exclusively massive units* *targets Adam for the rest of the night for playing massive units*
zahlfast: Guys don't beat up on Adam
Pharmacistjudge: as long as you choose an X to make it odd
tknocker: I end up turning commander games into Archenemy as well.
r10pez10: just don't choose an even CMC
silenceaux: How does that work with cost reduction? Final cost or...?
DeltaDrifter: he plays void winnower
timiam: @NexusVoxx Right, but someone asked what if Dryad had a cost. What if they printed "Weird Forest 1G" -- do you still play it or cast it?
Tomasu82: not just odd, but strange too
JellyfishySama: Actually, 5 is quite common
DeltaDrifter: he kinda has to be ganged up on
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Did everyone build their own decks?
Evochron13: we should have had serge for this stream. sergeCounting
strawhatleon: reduction doesnt change the cmc of a spell
Freshly_Toasted: My kozilek deck does feel like archenemy now that I think about it
krycelc90: it magic with minigames
alphastorm_mtg: cost reduction doesn't affect cmc\
ClaytonClayDavis: teeheee
mastershake29x: @timiam that would require a rules update presumably
Dr_fragenstien: The CMC of an X spell is determinced when you choose X
NexusVoxx: @FlannelShirtEnthusist G built his, ben did the rest
timiam: @mastershake29x That's what I thought
hoktauri: That's why I will immediately attack anyone I know who plays a Void Winnower in a deck, no matter what
Mangledpixel: FlannelShirtEnthusist Graham built his, Ben built the other 3
Pharmacistjudge: well, CMC doesn't include tax
Mister_Skittles: classic blunder, not playing around void winnower
FlannelShirtEnthusist: ty
timiam: @Dr_fragenstien but only on the stack
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gunterthedm: X is 0 in the cmc, meaning X doesn’t count
dylanbbb: CMC doesn't include tax anyway
zahlfast: Ahhahaha
MuffinsOnAHill: It's always the same Cmc
ElementalAlchemist: Adding 2 is also an additional cost, not the mana cost
LRRbot: Teysa, Orzhov Scion [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. / Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
gnome_friend: We're HEEERE!
postmodernpajamawrestler: Baby Teysa Best Teysa
mastershake29x: @gunterthedm it does when it's on the stack, which is what void winnower sees
espi: @gunterthedm that's true but not when casting a spell, when casting X = its value
MysticOp9: X cmc on the stack is the amount of mana spent on it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: when x is on the stack though, x is x
MrPhlip: X counts when it's on the stack, which is when void winnower cares
r10pez10: it's T,OS
Mangledpixel: gunterthedm not on the stack
Mister_Skittles: not a deck of entirely odd cards
Kykiwi: fair token G
Vampiricsloth: i like new Teysa <3
Earthenone: so, like hearthstone
NexusVoxx: playing Yenett
Kykiwi: fairy *
Mister_Skittles: sundering titan
dylanbbb: X is 0 on the battlefield. It is the chosen value when casting
Galvin_Duck: yeah new teysa is squeet
postmodernpajamawrestler: new teysa is good but not as good as baby teysa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we kind of ganged up on whoever it was who said that
Slasheboy: Bitterblossom trigger
bertokfrancis: So, that means there is a way to counter niv mizzet
tknocker: I play a Void Winnower in Mayael. It's great in big burly boys decks.
strawhatleon: @Vampiricsloth new Teysa with Krav and Regna
natfletchy: Blood Baron from The Witcher
timiam: Ian is a Venture Brother
strawhatleon: so good
Macheya: Spinach pie, basically?
RaemonDamon: Bitterblossom?
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Beej in Smash, you cowards!
Ukon_vasara: a good source of iron SeemsGood
BusTed: Also a Venture Bros episode.
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
NonMint: Oh my goodness one of them is named Ian. IM NAMED IAN. CHEERING FOR HORNER NOW.
walladmajnoon: Graham didnt get a Faire token
timiam: Does this bother you, Quiz Boy?
gnome_friend: Hi other Ian
Galvin_Duck: panharmonidead
walladmajnoon: there it is
aussie_rob_w: Man, this game has escalated since I fell asleep
timiam: He's Ian Horner, you can be Ian Hornest
Freshly_Toasted: Bitterblossom does kinda get lost in the wake of void winnower and kozilek
r10pez10: that d4 is looking right at me, and it wants to get under my foot
gnome_friend: Oops Woops
BusTed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oopsie whoopsie we made a fucky wucky
LRRbot: Mobilization [2W] | Enchantment | Soldier creatures have vigilance. / {2}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Antiagone: At GP he didn't have chat to distract him.
mastershake29x: to be fair, 1,200 people weren't watching graham at the GP
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i really like Oingo Boingo, and that confused the hell out of me
Loonatic93: Ya know, it's really too bad that we don't see many Advisor tribal decks. lrrBEEJ
timiam: !cheer 50 Brb changing my name to fucky wucky boingo
thatgoldengal: scorched
Donutholez: How about putting a token on top of graham's library so he doesnt forget? xDDD
tknocker: I don't have any, it's for future reference.
gnome_friend: Bingo Bongo
timiam: cheer 50 Brb changing my name to fucky wucky boingo
ChiefEngineerMichael: @NonMint Congratulations, other Ian!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Graham's Teysa deck so far has exactly the same cards I played in my first Teysa deck.
Dyllbert: To be fair, ALL soldiers have vigilance, not just Graham's
timiam: cheer50 Brb changing my name to fucky wucky boingo
dylanbbb: "Effects that increase or reduce the cost to cast a spell don’t affect that spell’s converted mana cost."
djalternative: The XX is a great band
timiam: That was a lot harder than it should have been >.<
rarermonsters: It's funny because when he says Oingo Boingo you know everyone is thinking about the music except Ian who's thinking about Jojo
LRRbot: Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat. / As long as Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat.
RegulusPratus: Includes opponent's soldiers, right?
gnome_friend: Hi Mirri!
tknocker: Eldrazi Soldier.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Zenyatta Mondatta
Dyllbert: She dead yes
aussie_rob_w: The XX is 0 as far as Can’t Even is concerned.
NexusVoxx: vampire mirri was planar chaos
postmodernpajamawrestler: Eldrazi Wizard
SydPreviouslyHeadache: before she became Caressed. Pet your cats folks
espi: Planar Chaos
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pedja11: She mega ded
NexusVoxx: alt-universe
espi: She's Colorshifted
SuitablyEpic: planar chaos was a wierd time
Spacecarl: That was if she got cursed instead of Crovax
mastershake29x: mirri universe?
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MysticOp9: A Warrior, a Knight and a Shaman walk into a boardstate...
cosarprime: Mirri died to Crovax
LRRbot: Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [10/10] | When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents. / Indestructible / Whenever Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of their library.
NexusVoxx: wholamog?
Dyllbert: The cursed one was if Krovak turned into a good boy and Mirri turned evil instead
timiam: Ulamog, In Need of Burrito
gnome_friend: Uwulamog
JOZeldenrust: Was Planar Chaos, got messed up with Crovax.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Miri the cursed is what would have happened if mirri was cursed instead of crovax.
tergonis: streams canceled
djalternative: Uta Mogen
CavThree1: UwU-lamog
postmodernpajamawrestler: *Notices your eldrazi titan*
circusofkirkus: not banishing light?
Dr_fragenstien: Is that literally anything? I'll eat it.
Vampiricsloth: oh wow not banishing light
dylanbbb: Banishing Light!!!
thenb44: Exile graham
electrum516: NO!! I don't like this
JaymicUnyielding: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyro
Earthenone: good call, blast the most expensive cards on the table
felmoon: in the normal time line she is killed by corvax in the chaos tiome line she is the curesd one nt corvax
volraths_bane: Earth-1 Mirri was murdered by Crovax
Kykiwi: chill chatr
Feminine_Desires: Adam forgot about Banishing Light
alphastorm_mtg: Banishing Light!!
Freshly_Toasted: UwU-lamog about to "what's this?" their decks away
pedja11: Choose Banishing light and get the buddy black
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Miri was murdered by Crovax.
dylanbbb: ADAM!!!!!!!!!!
trilemma85: Graham, you can take your caltrop off of your liberry now.
r10pez10: we all forgot about banishing light
RaemonDamon: Why not block with the Faeries and get a spirit?
JOZeldenrust: Teysa! Making Magic Turing-complete!
phorrestgaze: biggest creature is best creature
RegulusPratus: I mean, to be fair, Mirri would be like 300 years old at this point anyway
mastershake29x: @RaemonDamon void winnower
RendezVoodoo: Adam whered you get that gritty goodness
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a 12/12.
djalternative: Miri-Ham
Jacobontherun1: oh yeah, just a free 12/12 with menace
Earthenone: mirri, on ice
Freshly_Toasted: I mean... 12/12 menace
NexusVoxx: she's a catgirl, they're all anime
mastershake29x: just a 12/12 with menace, not that great
phorrestgaze: anime mirri is the tsundere one.
timiam: Adam SavoidWinnower
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh wow I just noticed the gritty shirt, thats great
RaemonDamon: Welp... that's miserable
Dyllbert: !card void winnower
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.
SittingOx: LUL
Desdae: wasnt earth-2 miri cursed instead of Crovax
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, when did this become Theros block?
underhill33: M//ri pilots a mech
panichappy: ultimate mirri is a bit less well known but a fan favourite
silenceaux: a 23rd card, in a 100 card format
RaemonDamon: I built an artifact Commander deck where I rigorously avoided any Eldrazi possible because I hate them that much
WeedenProject: This is really reminding me why my play group is on strict orders to kill the eldrazi player first
volraths_bane: Spider-Man universe Mirri is ironically a Fish.
Dr_fragenstien: to be fair, the reveal of the eldrazi was literally "checkmate atheists" to the Zendikari people
Kykiwi: Lol
NexusVoxx: ben "meme format" ulmer
Suffix: you're cool
RayFK: Ben
MWGNZ: katesNice
the_one_and_only_kim: you put void winnower in the deck then played a 6cmc commander Ben!
Dyllbert: Void winnower is only opponents? DansGame Thats so gross
timiam: Jeej, how quickly can Card Kingdom ship Graham a wrath?
RayFK: That was one of the funniest things you've done
Sasu010: my gifted sub ran out! I need a new sub! lupoGASM lupoGASM lupoGASM
walladmajnoon: How does it feel to be hated in the table Adam LUL
volraths_bane: Spider-Ham*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit. right
RayFK: timiam Like BEST case is an hour but I need a seaplane
Mr_Migs: deck of Free Eldrazi??
NexusVoxx: i hope yuo fall off of a sea plane
postmodernpajamawrestler: if the Eldrazi are gods then how are the gatewatch viewed?
mastershake29x: "gods exist, and want to kill you" happens a lot in magic
timiam: Alright chat, let's get Jeej a seaplane, #CKSeaplane on those bits
NexusVoxx: Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've been afraid to google sophies choice, and i forget why
gnome_friend: !findquote cliff
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
Kykiwi: LOL
mastershake29x: @postmodernpajamawrestler annoying
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh it' sjust a movie/
RainbowPhoenix06: i love how ben and adam match their frame color
postmodernpajamawrestler: of course
thenb44: !card void winnower
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.
LRRbot: Hour of Reckoning [4WWW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Destroy all nontoken creatures.
Vampiricsloth: \O/
MysticOp9: !findquote menace
LRRbot: Quote #5412: "I'm a menace to the natural order, doo do doo do doo~" —Kathleen [2018-10-18]
silenceaux: Can you discard a 8 cost, Adam?
silenceaux: Drat
MuffinsOnAHill: But, now you can even!
Spacecarl: There is a certain amusement from Ben being hosed by the card he himself put in Adams deck.
Slasheboy: Pick up your creatures, Ben
gnome_friend: lrrDARK Menace to the natural order
Strixxay: BEN
Earthenone: any 8;s? go fish
silenceaux: (Wait, Kozi's not out, I'm dumb)
RayFK: More like hour of my nuts
PantomineX: Deus Vult
JorgeDubya: Ben tokens!
phorrestgaze: I am the reckoning
postmodernpajamawrestler: *Notices your indestructible titan* UwU-lamog, whats this?
UnknownGerm: Merciless Eviction when?
Koshindan: Ulamog reckons he'll be stayin.
RavingPenguin: hokay then
JellyfishySama: "1 thing at a time" -Casts Hour of Reckoning
Uzumaki15: Ben forgot krenko benginCry
Kykiwi: Strix for them to died?
djalternative: How many though? Like 7?
r10pez10: adam
Dr_fragenstien: the god rays were carrying people off into the afterlife, but ulamog was too heavy
userFSP: monkaS
JorgeDubya: Nontoken creatures!
Kykiwi: oh owells
F1SHOR: ulamog appreciates grahams assistance he will kill him last
wordmogul: Oh
walladmajnoon: LUL
NexusVoxx: lrrBEEJ
Mister_Skittles: because we read the card
Koshindan: lrrBEEJ
userFSP: LUL
jjaakee: P.
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
ArcOfTheConclave: is it forked
Dr_fragenstien: reading the card explains the card leeBEEJ
Aceplayer46: lrrBEEJ
Dyllbert: lrrBEEJ
zahlfast: !card hour of reckoning
LRRbot: Hour of Reckoning [4WWW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Destroy all nontoken creatures.
aussie_rob_w: LUL
SmashTCG: The OctoPenis Commander
Sasu010: lupoLURK lupoLURK lupoLURK lupoLURK
SmashTCG: Literally
r10pez10: okay i gotta go, catch you on the VOD, and be well, chat
Sasu010: Beej lupoLURK lupoLURK lupoLURK
Loonatic93: Explaining the card reads the card.
Galvin_Duck: bye
LRRbot: Helm of the Gods [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control. / Equip {1}
AlonsoSwift: Hour of Reckoning? I thought that was one of the cards from Hour of Devastation Kappa
postmodernpajamawrestler: sadly
mastershake29x: adam seems in good shape here, gets to supermill 20 each attack with an indestructable creature on a mostly empty board
orionsrise1: the secret to Beej's success? multiple peni!?
timiam: Hour of Devastation is the hour of many hours
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
Sasu010: tatRoad tatRoad tatRoad tatRoad
LRRbot: Satyr Enchanter [1GW] | Creature — Satyr Druid [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
ShortRound2099: classic lrrBEEJ
NexusVoxx: yeet
gnome_friend: yee
djalternative: Did Ulamog at least pay the buffet guy?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's great
bv310: Yeah, that sounds pretty Beej
Lagrangeismyhomie: It's ya boy Beej. Get me dat milk, yo!
Suffix: Tell Beej I'll be going to IKEA in February.
timiam: Beej Builds the Whole IKEA?
Kykiwi: cough
djalternative: I'm making an IKEA run in 5. What does Beej want?
Ukon_vasara: 20 cards just into the void
Earthenone: Every Kat begins with Kit
Dyllbert: I will probably be going to Ikea around the end of April
BusTed: Just a casual 20 off the top.
MysticOp9: we recently got an IKEA in town and it is amazing
MuffinsOnAHill: Ulamog doing Ulamog things.
Blasteg: good thing this isn't in a 40 card deck
Suffix: I got you G.
SharkHero08: Ben did you put Helm of the Host in the Eldrazi deck?
squigel: why is no one playing the correct colour?
Suffix: Yes Adam
RayFK: Give me that Swedish Milk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: going to Ikea. grabbing milk
ShortRound2099: Adam change that. get some icecream from there
BusTed: They're very tasty.
Tiber727: I have never been to Ikea.
RegulusPratus: New GVlog idea: Adam goes to Ikea
rendelnep: mmmmm Dime bars
NexusVoxx: it was good
Aceplayer46: Pick up your tokens Ben
timiam: Now starring Adam and Ben!
Mister_Skittles: do you guys still make friday nights?
Lagrangeismyhomie: You need cream to make brown sauce in certain (the good) recipes)
Slasheboy: I liked it a lot
TheManaLeek: Exile Zone confirmed great
Blasteg: it was reeeeeeal good
Dr_fragenstien: that episode was A+
Galvin_Duck: you still make friday nights?
alphastorm_mtg: Pick up your tokens
RavingPenguin: Tell your friend to watch it
Slasheboy: Now pick up your tokens, Ben
Dyllbert: wait, is it new friday nights?
Evochron13: funny you should say that adam, i actualyl did re-watch it today
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Helm of the Host is my FAVORITE card
PatFromIT: But I already have watched it 3 times
F1SHOR: like share subscribe
Zalbaag: Yeah, in that episode Ben had to pick up his tokens
Bladinus: PIck Up Your Tokens, Ben
hoktauri: Bold of you Adam to assume I haven't already watched it 3 times
gnome_friend: Donate your eyes Graham
Sasu010: tatKevinS tatKevinS tatKevinS
Seosamh_117: That episode is amazing
Freshly_Toasted: Pick up your tokens, ben
FlannelShirtEnthusist: you still do that? lrrBEEJ
Swamplor: Last time I was at Ikea I bought a whole bunch of frozen meatballs. The day I finally ran out was a sad day.
Loonatic93: @squigel What are you talking about? Ben and Ian are both playing Green!
Fruan: TEETH
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
Ashen_Prime: FN: The Exile Zone -
gnome_friend: TEETH
Lagrangeismyhomie: Burn
UnknownGerm: I really hope Helm gets banned in commander
alphastorm_mtg: I watched it like 20
Kykiwi: Lol
NexusVoxx: @Dyllbert the one in question was last month
Kykiwi: XD
ShortRound2099: lrrAWW
timiam: Exile Zone is real good though, especially Graham's TZ impression
Justin_Bailey: just try to stop him
Issurru: Adam, do you feel attacked? Kappa
DontpingmePlayz: Legend has it Ben still hasn’t picked up his tokens
RegulusPratus: Ikea has a ball pit?!
LRRbot: Transmogrifying Wand [3] | Artifact | Transmogrifying Wand enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from Transmogrifying Wand: Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
harvester369: I re watch them all the time! it's how I found out about you all
gnome_friend: Ox-wand
Koshindan: Who would win, one Adam or 50 not-big-kids?
Macheya: Ox wand!
NexusVoxx: GOAT want
dylanbbb: counters
Suffix: I'm totally going to get Adam some meatballs.
Galvin_Duck: exile zone is best friday nights
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
red_shoes_jeff: Since when!?
Dr_fragenstien: ikea officially better than dashcon
Ukon_vasara: Ikea is actually just Narnia
Himyul: !card little girl
LRRbot: Little Girl [{HW}] | Creature — Human Child [.5/.5]
Blasteg: hey, isn't that your spoiler card? that wand
IgnisDeus: counter for wand?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've never actually been to an IKEA so this is all new information to me
Tiber727: Do the kids have to assemble the balls?
Sasu010: tatDab tatDab tatDab tatDab
F1SHOR: now also go watch the video for oxwant
alphastorm_mtg: I rewatch them as background noise, so i watched it like 20 times
acuilador: The Exile zone is why I think Fridaynights_Ben and CommodoreHustle_Ben is the same person. Being spoiled on infinity war awakened his spark.
Earthenone: put 28mm scale ikea furnature in smash you cowards
LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
djalternative: I don't go to IKEA. I get PDs build all of my furniture custom.
NexusVoxx: wort bar?
Koshindan: I think Adam could take out at least a dozen kids before they start aiming for the groin. seabatHITBOX
Rockario: If small-land was a miniature showroom, they would need to also have "Big-Land" where it's a showroom but ddouble-sized
LRRbot: Hull Breach [RG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Destroy target artifact and target enchantment.
Dyllbert: Would it be cool if LRR did a like Commander series on friday nights, like once a month, but with the same people every time, and used a point system like from commander versus?
Sasu010: lupoLOVE lupoLOVE lupoLOVE lupoLOVE tatLove tatLove tatLove
Macheya: Adam would be victorious unless the kids know about kancho.
dylanbbb: reading the card lets you understand the card
SharkHero08: Adam, just chucking kids out of a ball pit
Dr_fragenstien: even is it was instant speed, adam would have to wait for priority, so ben would have a chance to cast and conspire a spell
tknocker: A line of D&D miniature furniture made by ikea.
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Master Chief in Smash, you cowards!
mastershake29x: @Dyllbert nah, LRR has too many cool people to have the same 4 all the time
silenceaux: Does Ben get to choose different modes for the clone?
Earthenone: pro tip dont let ikea deliver, i ordered 4 peices of furnature and only got 2. called their customer support line over 100 times issue is still not resolved months later
strigonLeader: smash it! the ulamoog is already on the battlefield
biggoof125: cant change modes
NexusVoxx: keeps modes
dylanbbb: Copy means you must keep the same modes
Dr_fragenstien: nice catch, the copies have the same modes
felixphew: You have to choose the same mode for both
alphastorm_mtg: same modes
Diabore: you could target the same thing twice
ritchards: I like how Adam's graveyard is just encroaching on Ian
Jikaran: i didn't like the exile zone episode. still it was a pretty well made one
Loonatic93: Put Emerakule in Smash, you Zendikarians!
Mindmelter_Minnow: a modal spell only has the text of the choices you chose while on the stack, so copying it means you have to pick the same modes
silenceaux: What was the second artifact Ben destroyed? I looked away for a moment
felixphew: This came up on North 100 with the dualcaster mage + twinflame interaction
SydPreviouslyHeadache: BTW a word of warning about Arena and Helm of the Host. It is NOT a good idea to Helm of the host Niv Mizzet it will slow the game down
dylanbbb: You could have chosen the same targets though
DMGlol: stop bullying the eldrazi BibleThump
Pharmacistjudge: you can't change modes, but you can target the same thing twice...
circusofkirkus: silenceaux Dreamstone
circusofkirkus: i think
silenceaux: circusofkirkus Oh, okay. That tracks.
Macheya: Dreamstone and the Wand
malifeca: I wnat slivers to make a reappearance
NexusVoxx: mmm smash cuts in real life
circusofkirkus: silenceaux no prob
Mindmelter_Minnow: if you chose the same target with both copies, the first one resolving would counter the second one since it removes its target though, right?
SquirrelLord1111: !card mobilization
LRRbot: Mobilization [2W] | Enchantment | Soldier creatures have vigilance. / {2}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
gnome_friend: !findquote friendly
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RayFK: Don't slivers
Freshly_Toasted: @Mindmelter_Minnow The second just fails
mastershake29x: @Mindmelter_Minnow it has 2 targets, if 1 is illegal the second would still be destroyed
RayFK: Don't ever be the sliver player
NexusVoxx: @Mindmelter_Minnow only if it was the only target. if one of two targets remain it still happens
the_one_and_only_kim: bring 4 sliver deccks
F1SHOR: my play group wont let me build slivers :(
SharkHero08: Its fun to play once, thats it
Charlemandias: Sliver decks have to die
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BlueMagnusStormCrow: You never want to be the silver player. Don't be that person.
Dyllbert: Don't bring slivers. It is such a boring deck. It just does the same thing over and over, or it is bad
Zuchen_0onetwenty: as somebody who came back from when slivers were a thing originally, it's sad to see such hatred for slivers :(
strawhatleon: the spell only fizzles if all targets are invalid
QuixoticZ: you need to be prepared for being archenemy as sliver. the downside is you pretty much alwasy tutor the same ones up with overlord
tknocker: That happened to my reaper King deck. I took it apart.
WeedenProject: Our groups sliver player somehow doesn't get ganked as badly as he should...
timiam: Spells with multiple targets do as much as they can
bv310: I want to try and build super budget Slivers
Dr_fragenstien: slivers are always win first or die first. I have a friend that has one, it's fun, but it really only has those two modes
RegulusPratus: Oh, with the old symmetrical slivers?
QuixoticZ: so slivers are just..dull to play
malifeca: Phyrexians i have a feeling r going to spol Nicol Bolas plan
felixphew: And only the old slivers! So they all buff each other!
F1SHOR: everyone plays slivers
SharkHero08: Whats real fun is four slivers decks
F1SHOR: i love it :)
LRRbot: Teysa, Orzhov Scion [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. / Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
dukebazaar: Sliver HiveLord Vs Sliver Queen Vs Sliver Overlord Vs Sliver Legion
bv310: I wonder if you could do good Slivers for like $25 or $50
gnome_friend: There's a great MTGgoldfish sliver episode
Mikiao: 4 mono colured sliver decks
MysticOp9: Mono Color sliver decks for everyone
felixphew: Hivelord too
Macheya: Hivelord
QuixoticZ: hivelord
RaemonDamon: Hi9velord :D
Ukon_vasara: theres 4
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one person plays the jester
MuffinsOnAHill: Hivelord
Freshly_Toasted: Hie
NexusVoxx: btw Maro confirmed Slivers are coming to standard in the next couple years
tergonis: do you wanna do endless math? cuz that's what that turns into
SplittingImage77: I'm not a big fan of the newer sliver art
BlueMagnusStormCrow: One of them can steal slivers.
Dyllbert: @QuixoticZ Yah that is the problem with the archetype. Your deck either sucks, or does the exact same thing every single time
FadedOverseer: this is what the mirror is like in pauper
lord0rcus: Legion makes 4
tknocker: Try playing Clone Legion targeting the sliver player.
meisbored: Reaper King with changelings and slivers?
Mikiao: Changelings?
RaemonDamon: I have a Sliver deck with Hivelord and rush for indestructible
wtrob: Don't forget Mistform Ultimatus
Sasu010: throw in infect to be funny!!!
DMGlol: someone should play karona too
silenceaux: Adam, don't razz Paul. Remember Dave.
ArcOfTheConclave: which one steels other slivers?
felixphew: Sliver Legion would be horrendous with everyone else playing slivers
Kykiwi: that is what modo is for calculating the math
mastershake29x: endless math is the best
Zuchen_0onetwenty: make proxies of imaginary slivers, not real cards, just make them up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH also, i want to Helm of the Host Radha, but it's just not happening
Dr_fragenstien: ADAM! we went over this! he signs your checks!
F1SHOR: pauls a wizard but hes a busy wizard lol
SharkHero08: You can play Sliver Queen without doing slivers cause it can go infinite with herself and Mana Echoes
WeiseDrachenJaeger: I had a massive multiplayer game with Coat of Arms the other week.
circusofkirkus: endless math, otherwise known as my PhD
WeiseDrachenJaeger: It was headache inducing.
Awexdio: Slivers Humans Dragons and Warriors.
circusofkirkus: *program
loki_lxix: I play Sliver Overlord.
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card coat of arms
LRRbot: Coat of Arms [5] | Artifact | Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it.
ChristianSaunders99: Overload would be over powered cause he can still other slivers
mastershake29x: fun quiz: you control 1 of every sliver, how much could you attack for?
Swamplor: You're basically playing judge's tower at that point. First one to fail to calculate a creature's power and toughness correctly loses.
Ukon_vasara: while we at it someone should try an upkeep deck
gnome_friend: Ben "I'm also scary I guess" Gineering
orionsrise1: I see Adam is still insulting his boss
the_one_and_only_kim: Commander Clash did 4 sliver decks on MTGO and it was hilarious.. since MTGO adds keywords multiple times on the hover
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
loki_lxix: get Ben leave Adam alone
Freshly_Toasted: Literally half of adam's deck are threats
Charlemandias: @SharkHero08 Yes you can, but most tables will just kill you rather than give you the chance to play anything
Dyllbert: @circusofkirkus Is your PhD in math, because that sounds like you knew what you were signing up for Kappa
Kaprak: Commander Clash did Sliver x4 before. It's,,,,,,,,, something. Especially with certain slivers @LoadingReadyRun
Eclipseon: New Year Newmolag
Mikiao: @mastershake29x at least 6
Fruan: GET. OUT.
NexusVoxx: @mastershake29x trick question, cyclonic rift
MuffinsOnAHill: I have a slivers deck. I play Arcane Adaptation and everything is a sliver. Kappa
Desdae: and ian draws a card
LRRbot: Eidolon of Blossoms [2GG] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Arnye1984: For the last commander someone play Karona false god so everyone get a group hug sliver commander lol
SharkHero08: @Charlemandias cause they hate fun
walladmajnoon: Did Ian draw ?
malifeca: With that blue whit enchantment my all wall commander becoming more of a reality lol
felixphew: @MuffinsOnAHill I mean, that is how Minotaurs works
mastershake29x: @Mikiao @NexusVoxx nope, zero, because one sliver gives all your slivers defender
Earthenone: then eidolon draw from eidolon
Charlemandias: @SharkHero08 Cause they don't wanna risk losing to slivers ^^
Mister_Skittles: and draw from the eidolon
felixphew: Ulamog is a great minotaur
pedja11: and eidolon draws from itself
Charlemandias: @SharkHero08 Which is not a lot of fun
SharkHero08: I saw a really rad Scion of the Ur Dragon tokens deck that relied on cards like Conspiracy to turn all their tokens to dragons
pedja11: Someone call Serge
Dyllbert: Sub-optimal plays in a commander game!! Kappa
NexusVoxx: @mastershake29x i defy you, cyclonic rift is the answer
Morendur: oh that card reminds me of a nice G/B Enchantment deck I had back in Theros Standard, I miss it
Loonatic93: I'm hoping Big E is in Adam's deck.
Dr_fragenstien: Ian is playing 4d chess, in 6 turns he would have to discard due to hand size if he drew a card this turn
mastershake29x: @NexusVoxx fair
LRRbot: Kozilek, the Great Distortion [8CC] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, if you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. / Menace / Discard a card with converted mana cost X: Counter target spell with converted mana cost X.
Loonatic93: oooh. BOO!
Mikiao: Kozilek need some boots
radioshackraider: @SharkHero08 I did that once, but I used Horde of Notions instead so I could Reanimate dragons instead
Freshly_Toasted: THE absolute unit
Doc_Rider: Doesn't this mean that Banishing Light is gone?
silenceaux: New Emrakul seems especially funny in multiplayer
NexusVoxx: the best part of mondays btw
Lazarenth: I hope Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods are in adam's deck
SharkHero08: Ur Dragon is just my favorite commander
LRRbot: Sunbird's Invocation [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your hand, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. You may cast a card revealed this way with converted mana cost X or less without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Kykiwi: LOL
Springlake: @doc_rider no
NexusVoxx: @Doc_Rider its not gone, just does nothing anymore
Dyllbert: Wait, were you playing commander at the GP Graham?
Aceplayer46: LUL
tergonis: Ben that is the most wishful thinking
Loonatic93: @Lazarenth That would be awesome!
bv310: Oh man, now I really want a Newlamog, NewKozi, NewEmrakul alter as the New Day
BusTed: Haha.
azureHaights: @Lazarenth If they aren't, don't you dare be sour
malifeca: New blue white enchantment in new set making my all wall commander deck becoming a reality lol
dukebazaar: Is Guildmasters Guide Dice Friends starting soon?
gnome_friend: dukebazaar monday
RaemonDamon: "That gets out of hand!" - the Eldrazi player
Koshindan: To be fair, if Ben didn't attack Adam so much.
Hunterprime: Can you conspire it before the counter?
mastershake29x: @Doc_Rider bashing light stays, it just won't do anything, does count as an enchantment, which might matter for ian's deck
bv310: Big E on Em, Kofi on Kozi, and Xavier on Ulamog
NexusVoxx: @dukebazaar in 3 days
Juliamon: ~lasttweet dice
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Dyllbert: Sunbirds Invocation, more like Sunbirds Win-vocation
Kaprak: This just in Adam hates fun Kappa
bv310: Make Void Winnower into Francesca II Turbo
LRRbot: Raise the Alarm [1W] | Instant | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
NexusVoxx: with vigilance
NexusVoxx: lol
gnome_friend: !smash
silenceaux: Soldiers! They have vigilance!!
gnome_friend: SMASH THE STATE!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, Ulamog the infinite Gyre is banned in some format?
Earthenone: vigilant soldiers, the SYNERGY
silenceaux: Our mistakes come back to haunt us!
bertokfrancis: Imagine casting emrakul with sunbirds invocation
Macheya: @Hunterprime Instant or sorcery only
gnome_friend: I summon Gritty!
NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache nope
strawhatleon: this is how the blue player in Adam awakens
SydPreviouslyHeadache: which is the banned ulamog then?
NexusVoxx: no ulamogs are banned anywhere
Himyul: I like the hex map on that raise the alarm
Himyul: they're clearly mini figures
Dyllbert: Only OG Emrakul is banned of the Eldrazi
Dr_fragenstien: negative quirk gained: Blue player
Koshindan: Ulamog ain't no Kozilek.
Pharmacistjudge: Adam does like to Stun in Darkest Dungeon
hoktauri: When Adam hits 100 stress he gets the blue player Affliction
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, what as the one they said "because fuck that" emrakul?
Mikiao: I run the new Kozilek in modern U many counter spells!
malifeca: Anyone remember spikes?
NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yes, OG Emrakul is banned in edh
Earthenone: kor soldiers? do they love free 2 day shipping?>
gnome_friend: ^
circusofkirkus: Couldn't see him with no head
circusofkirkus: them
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH. OH! i can see why that's banned. thank you
j0xer: the player being the summoner isn't canon any more afaik
LRRbot: Nomads' Assembly [4WW] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 white Kor Soldier creature token for each creature you control. / Rebound
gnome_friend: !findquote worry
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NexusVoxx: thats a problem for future ben
strigonLeader: Grahams deck is dope
Kaprak: Well Teysa is going to be a problem
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Kykiwi: I think G is gonna win this
Dr_fragenstien: "cannon" is not the right term.
Vladamare: when do y'all normally stream?
pollux14: @Himyul it's actually Mirrodin (a plane made of metal that eventually got corrupted into New Phyrexia) You can check out Razorverge Thicket and Seacrome Coast as examples
Macheya: Domri?
UnknownGerm: Green planeswalkers totally summon creatures
Fruan: That's why planeswalker cards get attacked like players - they're a friend helping you out.
F1SHOR: kiora looks at ben like ummm
NexusVoxx: @Vladamare
Ubiki: Plansewalkers now summon simulacrum
loglab: xenagos slides in
Dr_fragenstien: The veneer of the game is that we're planeswalkers summoning creatures and casting spells. Nothing we do has any impact on the overarcing story
Loonatic93: Nissa has been known to summon creatures.
Himyul: oh yeah, that makes sense pollux14 .
Desdae: why does everyone hate Tibalt
Lucaan: Imagine the planeswalker that summons an Eldrazi Horror. Oh wait, Nahiri eogOh
Koshindan: cheer500
LRRbot: Grasp of Fate [1WW] | Enchantment | When Grasp of Fate enters the battlefield, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until Grasp of Fate leaves the battlefield.
strawhatleon: I guess the mending changed that a lot
Macheya: His card is bad, in all but a few corner cases.
loki_lxix: i do not hate Tibalt
DeltaDrifter: >teysa >a problem please, he hasnt even ashnods carnival of souls and reassembling skeleton yet
Ivannorr: Ob Nixolas summoned Kozileck from somewhere on Zendikar
mastershake29x: @Vladamare see link above, for magic specifically, paper magic at this time, arena on wednesday & thursday, except next week is the PPR on friday
bertokfrancis: Also that lithomancer summonning the Eldrazi to dominaria
malifeca: Just waiting someone to play all creatures get -2 -2 card lol
volraths_bane: I remember the flavor being you are creating simulacra of creatures you remember encountering
Desdae: then ian draws 2 cards
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think any planeswalkers summon creatures from other planes, but they to create/summon creatures on world
Kykiwi: ian draw
silenceaux: So at this point, since he has cast Kozilek, does Banishing light still 'remember' where Kozilek is?
Kaprak: Draw!
skeletor_418: ian draw boi
HarroHunter: Ian Draw!
walabane: 2 cards
ReydienOnline: banishing light would no longer bring the commander back, no
Vladamare: thx
NexusVoxx: @silenceaux nope, BL has lost track
volraths_bane: that's why the new legend rule, you can both remember the same person.
mastershake29x: @silenceaux no, not anymore
ReydienOnline: it has moved zones, so it lost track
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Blasteg: wait, it says for each player, exile one. so in theory, Ian can exile 3 from the same player?
silenceaux: Okay, it does not remember. g2k
Dyllbert: I think (and I could be wrong now) but the first thing that exiled Adams commander won't return it now that it has been cast and exiled again, since it counts as a different instance of the card
Desdae: then searc h with teramorphic
Pharmacistjudge: Correct
harudoku: Now it's only attached to Grasp of Fate
TheManaLeek: Yup, new instance of Kozi
NexusVoxx: correct
Dyllbert: Yah, G is right
Galvin_Duck: yep
Silver__Knight_: correct
biggoof125: only grasp will bring it back
Freshly_Toasted: I'm just waiting for adam to cast All is Dust
circusofkirkus: I've got my eyes on you
Kaprak: YEs because it's a single clause
alphastorm_mtg: correct
ElementalAlchemist: blasteg: No, it says you exile a permanent "that player controls"
LRRbot: Yavimaya Enchantress [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Yavimaya Enchantress gets +1/+1 for each enchantment on the battlefield.
NexusVoxx: spoopy
Swamplor: I didn't realize that o-ring effects could follow commanders into the command zone
ritchards: !help
NexusVoxx: @Swamplor new o-rings only, the ones with the single-sentence ability.
Vampiricsloth: thanks to the reprint, all is dust is cheaper ,3
Kykiwi: adam come onnn paradox engine and combo off Kappa
Vampiricsloth: <3
circusofkirkus: Kozilek is like your Pokemon Rival
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, shouldn't you have 5 kor soldiers? I only see 4.
gunterthedm: Wait I just realised I think Graham’s commander should be teysa Karlov after RNA
Ashen_Prime: I have been sitting here for several minutes trying to get Twitch to finalize the clip of the Sunbird. It's not going well.
Dr_fragenstien: @Swamplor it depends on the wording of the card. If it says "return from exile", it won't track them to the command zone
UnknownGerm: The command zone is just a subsection t the exile zone, so it does make at least a little sense
strawhatleon: I'm kind of curious why Mirri is at the head of an enchantress deck
ralphp99: kozilek is boswer
NexusVoxx: @Feminine_Desires that's 5
Kaprak: @Swamplor Actually O rings don't apparently. It's ones that have the effect as a single clause not the split ones like O-Ring
walabane: !quote
silenceaux: Well, wherever he's going, they're losing 20 cards
SquirrelLord1111: Please quote that
Mithgar: I'd be worried if he left his penises behind
Feminine_Desires: Oh it's hard to count
Feminine_Desires: I keep seeing it as 4.
mastershake29x: @UnknownGerm i don't think that's correct, it's a separate zone
LRRbot: Artisan of Kozilek [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [10/9] | When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Annihilator 2
Kaprak: Also this table is sleeping on Teysa
zahlfast: Sing Phantom of the Menace! It's Yargle!!
Swamplor: Thanks to everyone who figured out what I was saying despite my creative use of grammar.
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even converted mana costs. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even converted mana costs.
SmashTCG: Hey look Its EVEN TIME
dylanbbb: VOID WINNOWER!!!!
gunterthedm: @loadingreadyrun tell graham that teysa Karlov (from RNA) is bonkers good in his deck
skeletor_418: Teysa about to wreck face
postmodernpajamawrestler: teysa is great, I have a teysa deck
Freshly_Toasted: YEET
dylanbbb: YOU CAN'T EVEN!!!!
postmodernpajamawrestler: but Grahams version is old and unedited?
Mikiao: Does Adam have one of each of the Urza lands?
Earthenone: big brain play, make graham say no to his rebounded spell
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / Everflowing Chalice enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.
SmashTCG: nothing on the card is Even Paul
RakdosDragon88: just wondering when the next PPR is
NickTheDM: I hope G sees the line
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
LRRbot: Goblin Rally [3RR] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Kaprak: @postmodernpajamawrestler People seem to be forgetting her first effect
UnknownGerm: mastershake29x in magic online the command zone is explicitly shared with the exile zone
NexusVoxx: multikicker 5 Kappa
mastershake29x: @RakdosDragon88 a week from today
dylanbbb: 4 goblins that can't block
mastershake29x: !ppr
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postmodernpajamawrestler: @Kaprak oh, yeah people do do that
Kykiwi: yeaaaaa G
LRRbot: Teysa, Orzhov Scion [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. / Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Dr_fragenstien: big brain from G
Vampiricsloth: who's excited for the new Lavinia? i love her and will most likely add her to my stax deck
gnome_friend: !findquote shipping
LRRbot: Quote #1640: "I ship it." —Alex [2016-01-22]
Silver__Knight_: deep cut
strigonLeader: why did graham exile the assembly?
Galvin_Duck: stax on stax ehh?
Pharmacistjudge: Just to be clear, nomad assembly is in graveyard right?
Kaprak: There we go. Teysa loves Eldazi
electrum516: Rebound spell goes the grave now
NammyNammy9999: rebound spell goes to the graveyard
felixphew: rebound =/= flashback, it's still in the graveyard
NammyNammy9999: graveyard*
Kykiwi: G gots enough removal for every threat
walladmajnoon: I like that no one is running any blue mana LUL
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrSPOOP
NexusVoxx: @UnknownGerm rule 408 explicitly defines the command zone as its own zone
dylanbbb: It was exiled until you cast it. Then it resolves as normal
Macheya: mahp
gnome_friend: !findquote suck it
LRRbot: Quote #3541: "You guys suck at this game!" —Paul, to James, Ian, Cori, and Cameron [2016-10-14]
dylanbbb: Command Zone is its own zone that only has Commanders and Emblems in it
Dr_fragenstien: you have to have a high iq to get that joke
walabane: also i know its a set but it looks like they are in front of a green screen am i losing my mind?
IncredibleFrown: and xp counters
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrWOW
Kaprak: I think if you don't cast a rebound spell the second time it stays exiled
felixphew: @dylanbbb I think conspiracies too?
NexusVoxx: @dylanbbb and shcemes and planes and conspiracies and vanguard cards, technically lol
Aenir798: I bet it was Risk Legacy
RaemonDamon: Someone remind Graham to read Artisan before Adam's combat :P
Macheya: Crokinole?
Galvin_Duck: paul said in risk legacy
loki_lxix: seems like a risk legacy
holidayMD: Risk Legacy?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Probably Risk?
Dyllbert: Could have been a crossing the streams as well....?
silenceaux: How very materialist
StageMgrRob: It looks like Risk legacy
trilemma85: I'm pretty happy with some things.
Jorge4hg: Things are great
Himyul: it was on a Friday
phorrestgaze: things are one of my favorite things!
electrum516: lol I love the idea of it being crokinole
felixphew: Put things in smash, you cowards
LRRbot: Rout [3WW] | Sorcery | You may cast Rout as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
NexusVoxx: roux?
postmodernpajamawrestler: i prefer bechemel
phorrestgaze: Rout is pronounced like route
NexusVoxx: rowt vs root tho?
loki_lxix: It was probably the first game where they couldn't figure out the combat math with the dice
felixphew: rOWt I think
gnome_friend: to the BONE ZONE
phorrestgaze: all the creatures get r-out!
Lazarenth: it's rowt. The foes were ROUTed
Ukon_vasara: i am GRout
Macheya: Root and discipple.
circusofkirkus: Next time on TTSF
Feminine_Desires: TWITCH WON'T LET ME EDIT THIS CLIP anniRAGE katesRage
azureHaights: Neck Roppotence.
Pharmacistjudge: Phyrexian Oil with Phyrexian Flour?
electrum516: gROUTe
NexusVoxx: butter-flour mixture.
Macheya: Rue is French for street?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Roux is really just butter and flour.
felixphew: Flour and a fat
Himyul: a roux is just oil and flour in equal parts
Pharmacistjudge: Phyrexian Roux?
kakmize: I was thinking Kangaroo
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
FinalShowFilms: Phrexian 'roo.
Ashen_Prime: @Feminine_Desires I
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES
trilemma85: At the bottom of the Phyrexian tree is the Phyrexian root.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Roux?
thraximore: OwoutO whats this
NexusVoxx: sofi
djalternative: a roux is butter and flour. It's used as a base to make sauses
Justin_Bailey: jitte
Dwinick: A roux is actually flour and fat that can be made into several types of sauces, white sauce would be a becahmel, but there is also velouted etc
tknocker: Rout just turned the board into a roux.
Ashen_Prime: @Feminine_Desires I've been sitting waiting for a clip to finalize for 10 minutes. Stuffs broken.*
orionsrise1: start with Phyrexian oil and add plains? they make flour
postmodernpajamawrestler: its the butter flour paste that you add cream or milk to to make a bechemel that you add cheese to to make a cheese sauce
Pewnisher: a roux is a fat and flour thickening agent for soups and sauces
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: a roux is used to thicken any other suace as well
azureHaights: Does that make it a roux card
UrbanSamurai_22: Ben is there a epidemic in Adams deck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thicc eldrazi
Feminine_Desires: @Ashen_Prime I had this happen during the entire time at Desert Bus. About 20 clips couldn't get published.
e_bloc: T H I C C ening agent
dylanbbb: Will Betrayal Legacy be started soon?
Jorge4hg: Elesh nor is an equipment kinda
Doc_Rider: What was revealed?
timiam: It's also a base for gumbo
gnome_friend: !findquote thicc
LRRbot: Quote #5639: "Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness." —Adam [2018-12-26]
timiam: delicious gumbo
Morendur: good for mac and cheese
Zuchen_0onetwenty: when i think of roux, i think of sausage gravy, and i get hungry
Dwinick: Can be any fat, but butter is traditional
NexusVoxx: @Doc_Rider batterskull
phorrestgaze: "that white thick stuff" isn't any better for phrasing
postmodernpajamawrestler: you'd want to use phyrexian butter, not oil
Pharmacistjudge: well, we don't know what phyrexian oil tastes like
Mithgar: Would Phyrexian Oil be considered an Import?
Pharmacistjudge: it could taste great for all we know
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
NexusVoxx: extra virgin phyrexian oil\
Dyllbert: Roux is also a good butter substitute in many things if you can't have dairy
orionsrise1: never say never Paul!
Doc_Rider: Ok... and @dylanbbb they won't start til after Pandemic Legacy is done/
gnome_friend: A realm of rectangles
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Promised End [{13}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [13/13] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard. / When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn. / Flying, trample, protection from instants
phorrestgaze: hul
Lazarenth: It's a Batterskull, not a Batterjaw
phorrestgaze: kul
ElementalAlchemist: Card Kingdom Dot Com: The bones of trees.
postmodernpajamawrestler: @Pharmacistjudge you'll be assimilated but man that sauce is rich and creamy
Freshly_Toasted: Just a cheeky little emrakul
azureHaights: So, are we just coming up with the recipe list for the next Friday Nights themed snacks?
Deftscythe: !updog
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felixphew: That actually makes sense. Next on TTSF: lasagna with phyrexian bechamal (blend flour and phyrexian oil, then add milk, then cheese)
Mikiao: All the equipment for my modern Cheerios deck are foil because they were either the same price or cheaper than non-foil
silenceaux: Is old Kozilek in there?
mastershake29x: a spaghetti monster with flample
Feminine_Desires: Here's the clip, Twitch won't let me name it or edit it at all and I hate it. Twitch fix your shit.
NexusVoxx: oldzilek
GoblinRanger: my god Graham must be huge
LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can't imagine a 15/15 being human sized
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
UnknownGerm: wow Ian
phorrestgaze: it's just strangling a dollhouse city, like you do.
MuffinsOnAHill: lol
circusofkirkus: New button?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Jorge4hg: ian
UnknownGerm: hateful
Dr_fragenstien: LUL Ian took the words right out of my mouth
tergonis: savage Ian
RockPusher: lrrHEART seabatBRAIN lrrHEART
azureHaights: Observing the art, explains the flavor.
Pharmacistjudge: wow...Ian you aren't played Red...but still has the sick burn
hotgreenflames: NEW BUTTON
ElementalAlchemist: "Looking at the picture of the card explains the card." --Ian
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
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Charlemandias: It grows bigger
Dr_fragenstien: It gets fucking SWOL
trilemma85: It gets bigger with the counters.
electrum516: F*cking REKT ADAM!!
loki_lxix: He is taking your turn and you roast him thusly Ian?
Freshly_Toasted: gets real big
strawhatleon: it grows in size Adam
Jorge4hg: yep adam gets ians turn alright
Mikiao: Or a 1/1 soldier with like 4 swords
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timiam: Saitama the magic card
Zuchen_0onetwenty: it's like mario eating shrooms
Ukon_vasara: there is a reason they locked Emrakul not in a closet but in the moon
silenceaux: Kaiju fight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have you seen Prodigious Growth? that ant is huge
circusofkirkus: It's like the Grinch's heart, Adam, it grows in size
Freshly_Toasted: "Titanic Growth"
blast_shark: Braun Strowman is probably a 15/16
Pharmacistjudge: He does have a point, Eldrazi Conscription does not make a human an Eldrazi
thraximore: How do you think they made Humongulous?
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kakmize: I love the sh*t that spews from Adam's mouth. He is awesome.
F1SHOR: the video title for the youtube vod will be "adam fights everyone"
Laserbeaks_Fury: My head canon is Emrakrul is a Planeatog
jclem_2: That’s not how any of this works Adam
aesir_blade: All the carcs that put + counters make the creature big
Dix: hey everyone
gnome_friend: Hi Dix
ImaUniqueUsername: There's a strange noise, as it inflates with an unusually dense gas...
circusofkirkus: Emrakul in khakis
strawhatleon: although I guess a giant human is still technically human sized
NexusVoxx: Ian is Cpt Falcon
Milambus: It gets bigger, thats why its called giant growth
Pharmacistjudge: hold on
gnome_friend: Adam "Business Casual Emraku" Savidan
Pharmacistjudge: what is going on?
dukebazaar: !card Zhou Yu, Chief Commander
LRRbot: Zhou Yu, Chief Commander [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [8/8] | Zhou Yu, Chief Commander can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
djalternative: Clearly normal sized creatures grow like Rita Repulsa when they get +1/+1
postmodernpajamawrestler: C'mon!
NexusVoxx: @Pharmacistjudge NEW EMRAKUL
NexusVoxx: wops caps
Lucaan: Do the big brain play, Adam. Make Ian win the game.
Pharmacistjudge: umm...we don't take the next turn for ian
NexusVoxx: this is the first turn
Pharmacistjudge: has ben and graham had a turn
circusofkirkus: yes
dylanbbb: They did
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card Emrakul, the Promised End
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Promised End [{13}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [13/13] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard. / When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn. / Flying, trample, protection from instants
Pharmacistjudge: ok just checking
corran__horn: Wait batterskull has a CMC?
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Lucaan: PogChamp
banachspacebar: that's disgusting
Saintnex: ohhh
loki_lxix: regreting the burn yet Ian?
LRRbot: Seal of Cleansing [1W] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
postmodernpajamawrestler: turns out mindslavers are really good
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NexusVoxx: @corran__horn everything has a cmc
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't give him ideas. well it's too late now, no it isn't
gnome_friend: And now the game truly begins
Kykiwi: Yaaaas adam yasss
Saintnex: OHHH NOOO
Milambus: Wooooow
Dix: oh oh no
Dr_fragenstien: LUL ian has so much power! But only against himself LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The greatest exchange
Ukon_vasara: dont forget to attack Adam Wowee
Lazarenth: "YOur turn" LOL
Donutholez: does ian keep a 1/1 germ?
e_bloc: good work Ben. seabatBRAIN
postmodernpajamawrestler: sha sha sha?
dylanbbb: germs are 0/0
gnome_friend: We are the crystal chimes!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i thought germs were 0/0
A_Dub888: !card merciless eviction
LRRbot: Merciless Eviction [4WB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Exile all artifacts. / • Exile all creatures. / • Exile all enchantments. / • Exile all planeswalkers.
Anarchon_D: Ulamog says "Hey Em, whaddup?"
Jorge4hg: ian was send temporaly to the shadow realm
sniperserpent: I'm free now
JaymicUnyielding: PiCk Up YoUr ToKeNs
Lucaan: Let's go, one more titan and we get all three titans on board PogChamp
RakdosEnigma: nice adam lol
ralphp99: you can cry at instant speed
corran__horn: NexusVoxx Ancestral vision will talk with you in 4 turns :P
LRRbot: Crystal Chimes [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Crystal Chimes: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Zuchen_0onetwenty: it "pick up your tokens" a channel meme?
Zuchen_0onetwenty: is*
gnome_friend: Zuchen_0onetwenty yes
corran__horn: (And yes, I am being annoying about cmc 0 being No CMC)
UnknownGerm: Big Ulamood
Aceplayer46: All that work, just for Ian to send uwulamog back to the uwu zone
bv310: UwUlamog
Donutholez: the enchantment on graham's field not a global effect?
felixphew: In case anyone was wondering, the most powerful human-sized creature I can find is Zhou Yu, who's an 8/8
mastershake29x: @Zuchen_0onetwenty from a recent friday nights
gnome_friend: !findquote eyes
LRRbot: Quote #3789: "Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes..." —Cori [2016-12-28]
Freshly_Toasted: If adam plays ulamog, kozilek and emrakul does he summon exodia and win the gme?
circusofkirkus: Well, you see Graham, looking at the picture explains Ian's intent
NexusVoxx: mogue
RockPusher: uWu-Moog
silenceaux: Ulamood, for when you too are endlessly hungry
djalternative: Uta Mogen is my favorite Eldrazi acting textbook writer.
phorrestgaze: @Zuchen_0onetwenty it's from an episode of friday nights, I think. Ben zones out and when he comes back everyone's telling him to pick up his tokens.
JellyfishySama: OURlamog
Jorge4hg: uWulamog
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rainbow brite and me
pollux14: cast out has flash, Ian, you can negotiate with Adam the terms for keeping Ulamog or Emrakul
head_cannon: @felixphew Konda, the villain of Kamigawa, also fought as an 8/8.
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
tknocker: I want to build eldrazi tribal so hard now.
Diabore: utamog
Pewnisher: @loadingreadyrun When is the next PAX Aus video coming out?
Blasteg: To the MOON
gnome_friend: Thicc
Diabore: T H I C C
postmodernpajamawrestler: T I C C
Dix: T H I C C library
A_Dub888: T H I C C library
Jorge4hg: THICC
GoblinRanger: it was great!
djalternative: Thiq
IAmToastBeyondToast: did E
gnome_friend: The bits! The bits!
timiam: Oh, Ben edits those?
Bladinus: that was a good vid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: easier to digest
timiam: First one was slick
SquirrelLord1111: How is Road Quest going
Ukon_vasara: grahams commander does trump both titans
Macheya: Planning, in our LRR videos?
SquirrelEarl: Appreciated
Freshly_Toasted: @tknocker It's sooo fun, but can get expensive with certain cards. Artifacts in particular
LRRbot: Karmic Justice [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may destroy target permanent that opponent controls.
Vampiricsloth: good video is good
Mikiao: And we appreciate you showing us your bits wait...
Loonatic93: Daaaaaaaaa BITS!!!!!!!!!
felixphew: That was great!
kakmize: Glad to see Ben learned how to say Melbourne
felixphew: Oh yeah, ned kelly is a super weird cultural thing
RockPusher: I'm just glad Ben was not injured in the belt explosion lrrBEEJ benginHeart
strawhatleon: milling for 20 is not that bad, usually you don't see a lot of cards in commander anyway
IAmToastBeyondToast: Did Ian pay for the chime activation?
tknocker: @Freshly_Toasted Yeah, gonna take my time with it.
Oatway_: wait it can kill land
SharkHero08: I like your hour+ long tavel vlogs. Theyre fun to watch on lazy days
Dr_fragenstien: as it turns out, sometimes things have nuance, and people aren't just completely good or completely bad
NexusVoxx: Grahamuel
silverstar216: If both people have it, is it just endless boardwipes?
kakmize: Us Australians love a person who says 'fuck the man'.
azureHaights: Tired: Mel-born. Wired: Melbin. Inspired: Mel, the cook from Alice
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card ulamog
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Dumori: Ned Kelly did some stuff to dick landlords iirc he wasn’t 100% our to make a buck
ritchards: what is Adam attacking with?
NexusVoxx: newlamog
Jorge4hg: in this economy
kaladinar: ulamog
Macheya: nulamog
silenceaux: !card Righteous War
LRRbot: Righteous War [1WB] | Enchantment | White creatures you control have protection from black. / Black creatures you control have protection from white.
LRRbot: Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [10/10] | When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents. / Indestructible / Whenever Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of their library.
gnome_friend: The sin-dick
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so... there are a few ways to create infinite combat phases
LRRbot: Righteous War [1WB] | Enchantment | White creatures you control have protection from black. / Black creatures you control have protection from white.
Issurru: The Christmas Yule-amog Kappa
LRRbot: Kozilek, Butcher of Truth [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, draw four cards. / Annihilator 4 / When Kozilek, Butcher of Truth is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
malifeca: I played a 12 person game of magic 1 time that game took forever lol
Freshly_Toasted: Oh the bigger kozilek
SydPreviouslyHeadache: something i'm still sad i never got to do was Helm of the Host Combat Celebrant
dylanbbb: Now deal with Annihilator
Mikiao: YAS!!!!
LRRbot: Urza's Tower | Land — Urza’s Tower | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.
NexusVoxx: wow fuck tron?
ritchards: yeah, Annihilator... it's so good, I hate it!
gnome_friend: !findquote tron
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
tergonis: turn 30 natural tron?
Dix: Hahahaha waow
Jorge4hg: wow
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature — Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
circusofkirkus: Ah, Commander, the format where Tron is the real problem
gnome_friend: NEET
JaymicUnyielding: NATURAL TURN TWENTY TRON?! Rude.
Dirt_Gopher: wait is this modern? Kappa
loki_lxix: How does the Eldrazi deck get worse? TRON
scratchmonkey: @SydPreviouslyHeadache I play Helm in a deck with Combat Celebrant, Goro, and Aurelia...I don't feel bad about it
Vampiricsloth: i wonder if G has a tragic slip in his deck :3
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
kaladinar: LIZARD WIZARD
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Helm is legit my favorite card
Mikiao: How many extra cards has Adam drawn? Mono colourless blue player
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:29.
gnome_friend: !findquote wizard
LRRbot: Quote #4705: "May the best wizard who isn't Beej win." —Nelson [2018-02-23]
OcelotYT: Does Adam's deck have a list anywhere, I have a similar build, might want to modify it
djalternative: I'm so here for this 5 hour commander game.
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
ritchards: !updog
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gnome_friend: Cool Technology!
felixphew: The best part of Ned Kelly's story is what he said to Redmond Barry, shortly before he died
thenb44: P O W E R F U L
Danereno: is this 4 player 100 card legacy singleton Kappa
gnome_friend: Why are we singing the Yargle song?
mastershake29x: paradigm of the color pie, harmonize
azureHaights: Cool Thaumaturgy!
Bladinus: Yargle!
tergonis: i miss the yargle Commander deck
silenceaux: Harmonize, a card that's so in the colour pie its effect has _never been reprinted in mono green_
alphastorm_mtg: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:11.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: bens in Scrambleverse colors PogChamp
Dix: yaaaaaaaargle.. yar har gle
LRRbot: Harvest Season [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of tapped creatures you control, and put those cards onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
Kykiwi: OHhh nice
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
Mystaira: Wow
Galvin_Duck: NICE
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
ReydienOnline: all the mana
Dix: Rrrrrrrraaaaaamp
postmodernpajamawrestler: that card does have a home!
ReydienOnline: next turn
Jorge4hg: the value
MuffinsOnAHill: That's so cool!
silenceaux: Okay that's rad
Diabore: ew, basic
DodoSwede: Hope everyone here has an awesome 2019 :)
Koshindan: WTf
strawhatleon: HE'S POPPING OFF
SuitablyEpic: harmonize is another planar chaos bleh
gnome_friend: You too DodoSwede
timiam: Who would be the Grinch? Yawgmoth?
felixphew: There's a lot of stuff in Melbourne named after Redmond Barry, and it's only starting to become widely known know that he did some awful stuff to the local indigenous people
felixphew: After handing down the sentence, Barry concluded with the customary words, "May God have mercy on your soul", to which Kelly replied, "I will go a little further than that, and say I will see you there where I go".
NickTheDM: So does the Grinch just get fucking eaten?
loki_lxix: Adam is about to annihilator all ben's land gains
Tartarga: Now Ben has plenty of permanents to annihilate. Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: Ben has so much land, he's the clear threat!
circusofkirkus: I think Yargle is more like Max
malifeca: Imagine a fireball at this time lol
Awexdio: Quick Armageddon! Ben used up all his in deck lands
BlandSpice: The really gross card with conspire is Second Harvest. Double your tokens, then Double your tokens again, but also double the first doubling, so 8x tokens
Issurru: Adam would be the Grinch OpieOP
Dr_fragenstien: nahiri would make a good grinch
shurtal: Gideon
Jorge4hg: now when adam attacks ben he will exile spells only
electrum516: Harvest season IS pretty good
mastershake29x: ben thinning his deck for ulamog exile mill
tergonis: please no vore in Dr Seuss
volraths_bane: The Grinch is Lightning Bolt
Uzumaki15: Now Ben has fodder if Kozi swings at him
Oneiros96: why is the symbol rare ?
lighting_bolt_123: @azurehaights every new in the universe salutes you!
strawhatleon: harvest season is awesome in token decks
LRRbot: Dragon Fodder [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait what? I like Nahiri
lighting_bolt_123: new*
blackwlf: I also thought he said Harry Potter.
lighting_bolt_123: jew *
gnome_friend: Ala-ad-din
LRRbot: Beckon Apparition [{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
felixphew: Leonin Arbiter is definitely the grinch
strawhatleon: as is throne of the god pharaoh
FinalShowFilms: Haory Potter pass the turn
postmodernpajamawrestler: We out here playing 1/1 flyers in commander
DodoSwede: how would you guys feel if someone puts a card into their edh deck just to make graveyard order matter for everyone at the table?
azureHaights: @lighting_bolt_123 Hey, you all have Graham to thank for that
NexusVoxx: alex savidan
BrindleBoar: Alexdam
LRRbot: Mortify [1WB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or enchantment.
NexusVoxx: @DodoSwede literally the worst
timiam: Someone called Alex Adam in the latest W+P, so now it's balanced
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gnome_friend: RIP Kozilek
malifeca: Imagine if someone plays Peacekeeper lol
volraths_bane: Today is a bad day to bring up Harry Potter
DodoSwede: @NexusVoxx that Phyrexian Furnace, its graveyard removal
Oatway_: ouch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Say hi to Ashley for me
timiam: People say I look like my dad too, don't worry about it Adam
postmodernpajamawrestler: oops
Eremithius: Beckon apparition is also a split card in Allegiance
tergonis: Adam you are a wonderful unique boy and we love you
Mikiao: And then Adam rended that person limb from limb
Oatway_: were you okay Adam?
gnome_friend: Famous Youtuber
djalternative: Hairy Potter: [G] | Creature | 2/2 Create 7 plant tokens.
Markster981: *kill bill sirens*
Lucaan: Famous Youtuber James Turner PogChamp
Himyul: TEETH (For James Burner)
Sibwow: maybe they thought you were beej and beej was james
fishmanfishfish: i was there, it was rough
gnome_friend: TEETH
Mowdownjoe: But then you're the famous Youtuber!
felixphew: famous smelter James Burner
QuintIverson: now everyone's gonna call you james whenever they see you adam
Bladinus: TEETH
Vampiricsloth: TEETH
IgnisDeus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
head_cannon: TEETH
Morrigan9: um wwjd is the same thing
orionsrise1: did you sign he
djalternative: TEETH
silenceaux: Oh, I was thinking "lich-ridden" and was just like how do you get that many liches
athiefstardis: #blamejames
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orionsrise1: his name?
dylanbbb: !card leechridden swamp
LRRbot: Leechridden Swamp | Land — Swamp | Leechridden Swamp enters the battlefield tapped. / {B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate this ability only if you control two or more black permanents.
Kaprak: Yeah WWJD is what it normally is Adam
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun would whoever among you are going to PAX south want to play DND?
NexusVoxx: what would jack daniels
postmodernpajamawrestler: why not don't do that?
KingOfDoma: "Yeah, you get to meet James... cuz I'm going to hit you so hard you won't stop rolling until you're in Victoria!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: J is a famous youtuber
djalternative: J is the most famous youtuber
hotgreenflames: WAIT yall know James Turner, Internet Celebrity?
Oatway_: @silenceaux how many liches does it take to have a swamp be "ridden"?
GoblinRanger: I remember seeing that thing
gnome_friend: Oatway_ one
corran__horn: I have just been confused about adam vs. james since they appeared together in commodore hustle
bv310: My mom buys that stuff every Christmas
Issurru: If James and Adam did the Fusion dance would they be Jadam, Jamdam or Adames?
norfofthewall: it was dope seeing lrr at the gp. glad graham made a run at it
MrPhlip: epoxy liqueur?
silenceaux: Oatway_ A lot!! More than 10 in my opinion!
rogerivany: I had that liquor. I don't remember how it tasted
Himyul: Better question Oatway_ , what is the collective noun for liches?
LRRbot: Death Grasp [XWB] | Sorcery | Death Grasp deals X damage to any target. You gain X life.
Mikiao: @Issurru Jamdam obviously
Mithgar: What enchantment does Graham have out?
Oatway_: @Himyul lichen, like oxen, or boxen
Mithgar: on his left
azureHaights: @KingOfDoma "...but this is PAX Austral --" "Then you better hope you're good at skipping like a stone"
NexusVoxx: @Mithgar it gives soldiers vigilance, and has 2W make a soldier
postmodernpajamawrestler: looks like intagible virtue?
Simonark: Yep!
postmodernpajamawrestler: not sure
Himyul: A lichen of liches? I'd buy it, I guess
Simonark: It had Ruth Buzzi from Laugh-In in it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You guys should have a locker segement for LRL
NexusVoxx: @Mithgar oh hold up that ones gone. it IS intangible virtue
Lazarenth: Figure It Out was my favorite tv show that involved slime
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh it was canadian?
lord0rcus: Alan Morrisette was on i believe
mastershake29x: wasn't alanis on it?
gnome_friend: !findquote child
LRRbot: Quote #2490: "You there, young child! I have feelings!" —Ian [2016-05-10]
Mithgar: Righto. Thanks
loki_lxix: It was classic
postmodernpajamawrestler: I was real confsued for a sec cause the soldier making one had an old frame
LRRbot: Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat. / As long as Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat.
ritchards: like how Jim Carrey was the one white guy on In Living Color?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I-i-i HEARD that
azureHaights: Weren't there 2 adults? One man, one woman?
gnome_friend: KITTY!
orionsrise1: locker scene was a straight rip off of laugh in
shurtal: Cat People Run, Run Like the Wind
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah, Adams Plane
UnknownGerm: New reaction image
Lightningbro: I'm not even from Canada and for SOME reason all of this sounds familiar... (You can't do that on television)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. The_Ocean_who_Subbed subscribed for 54 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, The_Ocean_who_Subbed! (Today's storm count: 73)
Simonark: Yeah, the woman was literally from Laugh-In
hotgreenflames: ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: HolidayLog HolidayLog OSFrog
Mangledpixel: I found that panel ages ago, knew there would be a chance to use it :)
LRRbot: Boon Satyr [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Satyr [4/2] | Flash / Bestow {3}{G}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.
postmodernpajamawrestler: superman ish?
Mangledpixel: from twitter account Panel Pulp
Lightningbro: That... Looks like John Constantine...
loki_lxix: Superman or Action Comics from the look
Dr_fragenstien: ohno
silenceaux: OH NO. Ethereal Armor is very real
postmodernpajamawrestler: we bogles now
krorkle: The show was also on Nickelodeon in the late ‘80s.
Lucaan: Big girl Mirri
kaladinar: someone is roping me on arean. Jokes on them I like playing control and they are only making me happy
postmodernpajamawrestler: and karmic justice out!
cheetoJack: "A town full of Babies!" is from Black Cat Mystic #60
Dyllbert: Ethreal armor is such a dope card. Perfect example of a pay-off card that isn't just an instand bomb
AirTony7: that comic is Strange Suspense Tales #60
Freshly_Toasted: Mirrri is bigger than UwUlamog!
NexusVoxx: firstest strike
tergonis: firstest strike
dylanbbb: !card Ethereal Armor
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
NexusVoxx: gotcha
Mangledpixel: ah there we go, ty cheetoJack
tergonis: why i oughta
orionsrise1: what? double first strike is a thing?
tyrsredritehand: You can't do that on television helped launch Nickelodeon
cheetoJack: Mangledpixel reverse google image search is a hell of a thing these days
NexusVoxx: @orionsrise1 no omre than double flying is
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
UnknownGerm: turbo slug
gnome_friend: !findcard rocket-powered
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH YEah. turbo slug
Dabari49: double haste?
Mangledpixel: !card rocket powered
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it.)
Dr_fragenstien: !card rocket powered
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it.)
felixphew: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slig
MuffinsOnAHill: Slug
orionsrise1: oh Jesus that would be seriously game changing
LRRbot: Oblivion Stone [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Put a fate counter on target permanent. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Oblivion Stone: Destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
postmodernpajamawrestler: adam point your head up and to the left?
LariatWest: yet another Un-set mechanich that then became a real mechanic
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
NexusVoxx: whoa-stone
Dix: UhOh Stone
dylanbbb: !card Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it.)
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bub and Bob in Smash, you cowards!
felixphew: Pact of the Turbo Slug
Dr_fragenstien: rockeyt-powered turbo slug did in fact inspire the pact cycle
A_Dub888: OwO Stone
lordbrat4: O-stone with Ian's enchantment is going to hurt Adam's landbase...
gnome_friend: Sorry
Anarchon_D: <message deleted>i have to pee. everyone pause until i return
LRRbot: Crusade [WW] | Enchantment | White creatures get +1/+1.
NexusVoxx: rip vindicate
1y1e: "You guys wanna be Christian? NO!? ..." *unsheaths*
Dabari49: that I knight is praising the sun wrong
Dr_fragenstien: adam does keep ullamog
kaladinar: Deus Vult!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: were Ulamog and Emrakul good in limited?
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card endbringer
LRRbot: Endbringer [5C] | Creature — Eldrazi [5/5] | Untap Endbringer during each other player's untap step. / {T}: Endbringer deals 1 damage to any target. / {C}, {T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn. / {C}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.
GoblinRanger: endbringer is nice
LRRbot: Endbringer [5C] | Creature — Eldrazi [5/5] | Untap Endbringer during each other player's untap step. / {T}: Endbringer deals 1 damage to any target. / {C}, {T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn. / {C}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.
NexusVoxx: o hai
Mechsican: did gram block or take damage from ulamog
Dr_fragenstien: endbringer is dope, I remember winning a lot of Magic Duels games with that one
Jorge4hg: damage?
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
MuffinsOnAHill: It's great for card draw.
Dyllbert: Speaking of untapping, that new green enchantment that lets you untap your lands at the end of your turn!!! I can't believe the printed that at common
rarermonsters: End of the Game Bringer
Dix: Yeyeyeye
RunningMonkeys: did graham block or not?
Dix: It demon time
NexusVoxx: so uh did ulamod hit you?
NickTheDM: That is not legal in Ben's deck
felixphew: Here comes Ormendahl!
gnome_friend: Wait, isn't that black in color identity?
postmodernpajamawrestler: we 3 year old standard now
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card Ormendahl, Profane Prince
LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature — Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
astobiro: Westvale Abbey has a black color identity
Aceplayer46: Ben is cheating!
UnseenAcademical: Not legal in Wort. :(
Desdae: Ben Pulled a Serge
theonlyangelx: Ben playing Serge here :P
erfunk: Ormendude?
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Mowdownjoe: Modern all-star Endbringer
gnome_friend: !findquote judge
LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
bv310: Ormendaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Dr_fragenstien: HAX! but for real, the stakes have never been lower
LariatWest: Is Ben the Serge today?
Mister_Skittles: westvale is black
silverstar216: Ben is traiter?
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah not legal cause the demon is colored
Dyllbert: Ben is channeling his Serge
felixphew: Oh yeah, the back counts for colour identity
Sasu010: westvale can't be played in that deck!!
loki_lxix: Westvale abbey is illegal
Zuchen_0onetwenty: This is still the same game, isn't it...yay commander :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Profane and Profane Accessories
e_bloc: yeah that's not legal in commander :(
Jacobontherun1: Westvale is a black card
Dyllbert: Ben is channeling his inner Serge
Eprlide: RIP
silenceaux: He sells Profane and Profane accessories
Dyllbert: I'll allow it
Lucaan: Ben did a Serge PogChamp
LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
Suffix: sergeHi
timiam: Multi Pals is a strong force
e_bloc: he just Serged it
riordand: He Serge'd
pollux14: just use it as colorless source
MuffinsOnAHill: Serge is here in spirit.
gnome_friend: !findquote serge
LRRbot: Quote #1128: "There's a Serge provided for scale." —Matt [2015-11-17]
IncredibleFrown: the serge special
postmodernpajamawrestler: if you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin!
Simonark: Ben is Serging to victory.
NickTheDM: I made the same mistake in my Hazezon Temar deck
Freshly_Toasted: Berge is with us
dylanbbb: If the Judge doesn't know color identity how can we be expected to know it
gnome_friend: For scale
Dyllbert: !findquote allow
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Paul) [now] It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!
LRRbot: New quote #5681: "It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!" —Paul [2019-01-04]
tknocker: Ben just wants to Jund 'em out.
Dr_fragenstien: it's a learning moment
gnome_friend: Wait, Ben said that I think
Diabore: will we ever have a commander night without a mistakenly added card?
Kanoxy: just consider it a forest
Issurru: ywitch chat? Get over something???? LUL
loki_lxix: just dont flip it cause that is ehh....
timiam: Flip it, flip it good.
Serifina: It's not a big deal, folks.
mastershake29x: @Diabore they played precons once
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, Ormendahl isn't colorless?
Dix: The Multipals confirmed not recognizing color identity?
Diabore: @mastershake29x fair
strawhatleon: every green commander deck on FNPF should have kitchen finks, it's tradition
NexusVoxx: flip avacyn too, notably
zahlfast: Yaaaaaaargle
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache no, it has a black color indicator
Dix: SydPreviouslyHeadache nope
wildfirebird123: Hey everyone
Dyllbert: Flip it! Its more fun this way
LRRbot: Xenagos, the Reveler [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Xenagos [3] | +1: Add X mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}, where X is the number of creatures you control. / 0: Create a 2/2 red and green Satyr creature token with haste. / −6: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may put any number of creature and/or land cards from among them onto the battlefield.
bv310: Did that with Flip Garruk in Mono-G before
wlsack: This is EDH with Canadian rules ;)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH that's what that symbol is
postmodernpajamawrestler: so like, the Shadows Avacyn is RW because its flipside is red
loglab: party boi
Dix: I looooved Xenagos in standard
e_bloc: do it you coward Kappa
orionsrise1: sorry I need to clarify something, is it illegal to have a creature of a different color in your deck in commander?
loglab: best party boi
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well today I learned
muondecay: The card is colorless, but has a color identity because its a flip card
RaemonDamon: Does the color of the backside matter since the game only checks the front of the card until you flip it?
BrindleBoar: I feel like Xenagos's theme song would be DVNO
Dix: Cant. Unsee. That.
Dyllbert: I kind of want to see a commander night where Adam makes all the decks, but doesn't look up any of the rules Kappa
Issurru: the CHEETAH THONG
NexusVoxx: @RaemonDamon yes.
mastershake29x: @orionsrise1 yes, it has to be within the color identity of the commander
tknocker: And yet extort doesn't affect color identity.
e_bloc: I absolutely have put westvale abbey in commander decks where it wasn't legal
rarermonsters: Do you think Xenagos has the speech and mannerisms of Torgo?
LRRbot: Ormendahl, Profane Prince (front: Westvale Abbey) | Legendary Creature — Demon [9/7] | Flying, lifelink, indestructible, haste
dylanbbb: Extort is reminder text
mastershake29x: @RaemonDamon for deckbuilding, it does
Loonatic93: Xeni would totally be hanging out with the Rakdos in Ravnica. The Gruul just aren't really known to be party animals.
dylanbbb: Reminder text doesn't affect color identity
DodoSwede: @tknocker because it is in the bracketed reminder text
RaemonDamon: Why though, if someone wants to take the time? Because it's colorless until you do something?
Simonark: Dark Depths gets away with Marit Lage because it creates the token, right?
Dix: Lol G
Macheya: Yeah
NexusVoxx: @Simonark correct
Dyllbert: @Simonark Yes
DodoSwede: correct
ChristianSaunders99: Ben is playing Jund
tknocker: @DodoSwede I know, it just gets confusing for newer players.
mastershake29x: @RaemonDamon it's literally the rule
gnome_friend: RADICAL!... but also unsafe?
Eremithius: Shouldn't it be WB identity b/c of the tokens it creates?
mastershake29x: @Simonark correct
HedgehogKnight: I thought you could have flip card as long as the front is in color
strawhatleon: tokens don't count
Bunzillah: ben ulmer is doing the cheatymccheatyface
dylanbbb: Token generation doesn't matter
OneViolence: @Eremithius no, because tokens arent cards.
NexusVoxx: @gnome_friend so jam on the gas on down...
Eremithius: aight cool
Dyllbert: !card Dark Depths
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
mastershake29x: @Eremithius words don't count for color identity, mana symbols and color indicators do
dylanbbb: It only matters because it has the black color identifier on it
LRRbot: Fireball [XR] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} more to cast for each target beyond the first. / Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so is Marit Lage colorless?
NexusVoxx: oh literal actual fireball
bv310: O_o
Mithgar: You have to split the damange
strawhatleon: also fetches don't count because they spell the words forest, mountain etc.. they don't have the mana symbols
insane_42: the damage is split
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache no, but the card that produces it is, which is what matters
felixphew: You still have to divide the damage
j0xer: fireball splits the damage
Kanoxy: but its divided
SuitablyEpic: fireball divides
Zalbaag: Wait, Ben it get's divided
Dyllbert: No, this isn't it
Zachasaurs: x is divided
Earthenone: devided evenly
ReydienOnline: fireball splits
felixphew: It's not 11 to each
IncredibleFrown: is not comet storm
snake12341: Fireball devides
orionsrise1: oh, so I shouldn't have put Elbrus The Binding Blade in my wife's exquisite artifacts pre-con deck?
Aenir798: X is divided
MrPhlip: That would only deal 3 damage toeach
insane_42: x is split when you do other targets
UnseenAcademical: Fireball divides!
Dyllbert: This is not comment storm
Galvin_Duck: divided
loki_lxix: 22 divided by 3
ReydienOnline: it's not comet storm
erfunk: That's Comet Storm.
SuitablyEpic: different spell
lord0rcus: It's not comet storm
snake12341: You could kill 2 people
silenceaux: That's Jaya's Immolating Inferno, I think?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh... then what color is Marit Lage?
Dr_fragenstien: color identity is about the color mana symbols you can find on the card. orhmendahl has a black color indicator, which counts for color identity. If a card just has the word of a color, that does not contribute to color identity
gnome_friend: !findquote figure out
LRRbot: Quote #4579: "I want to see more of the "story", but we'd have to figure out how to play this game." —Graham [2018-01-03]
dylanbbb: If you split targets the copy has to have the same number of targets as well
DodoSwede: @SydPreviouslyHeadache it is black
tergonis: you can just kill whoever you want
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: comet storm is the one you wanted
alphastorm_mtg: divides the damage and copy is equal to original division, but can have new targets
NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache black. but it's okay in any commander deck because Marit is a token
snake12341: you can change the target of the copy
Dix: Pew pew Pew
loki_lxix: boooooooooooooooooooo
Diabore: 3 per copy that way, so 6 to each player
StephenJM81: destroy everything!
Zalbaag: What is X?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spoilers: Xenagos was originally Geason before he lost his Heart and became a Nobody
GoblinRanger: that is a lot
e_bloc: this is truly the darkest dungeon
skeletor_418: ded
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH it says on dark depths clear as day. did I ever mention how good I am at reading?
Aenir798: @Zalbaag 13
Kykiwi: good guy adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you everyone
Earthenone: do you have a 14 drop to discard?
NexusVoxx: oh right thats where that was
circusofkirkus: no
snake12341: no
dylanbbb: No
Dr_fragenstien: "divided evenley" is such a janky thing to have on a burn spell. I know fireball is old, but still.
strigonLeader: no?
Diabore: does adam have a 23 cmc card in hand Kappa
orionsrise1: But I had to put that in the deck! it was funny!
NexusVoxx: @Earthenone the one and only 14 drop is blue.
Robot_Bones: no ben its Gruul LOL
strawhatleon: he can destroy lands if it says permanents
azureHaights: @Dr_fragenstien Math is for blockers. Since when does Red block?
postmodernpajamawrestler: Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold
Aceplayer46: They beat the archenemy!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: boon satyr comes out to play
head_cannon: @Dr_fragenstien You can tell that the playtesters of Alpha played a lot of D&D.
Lucaan: Graham with the galaxy brain play
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: aww
Koshindan: It seems like Adam always does great and then gets knocked out first from the gangup.
ReydienOnline: was there a totem armor enchantment?
Earthenone: the boys are back in town~
silenceaux: That feels a little rude but eh
Tomasu82: U intellectual? ME INTELLECTUAL TOO!!!
Morendur: well there is no way I get to watch the end of this live
gnome_friend: Just dome 'em
gnome_friend: !findquote dome
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Morendur: I have to go to bed in 20 minutes lol
zahlfast: Why kill Adam though :/
Robot_Bones: UwU an intellectual
BobDoe123: poor adam LOL
Galvin_Duck: sleeptime coming up
A_Dub888: !findquote intellect
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: you just saw the end, they beat the archenemy
Earthenone: lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat. / As long as Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat.
Eprlide: !findquote copy
felixphew: And they both are good in Bogles
CommanderCrossing: adam's back in the shaow zone?
postmodernpajamawrestler: OwO *notices your intellect*
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yeah I figured it out right after I typed it out
mastershake29x: @zahlfast because he had flying spaghetti monsters in his deck
Pharmacistjudge: well I got an SCG to judge tomorrow, so I'll leave y'all in the capable hands of the other chat judges, night all
Freshly_Toasted: It's time for the return of Sadam
Sasu010: does anybody know how old Ian is?
Mithgar: did you skip Graham's turn?
NexusVoxx: ian probably does
Galvin_Duck: g passed
rennz17: You an intellectual, me an intellectual. We have a nice discussion
the_one_and_only_kim: Graham just did nothing
Robot_Bones: no g untaped and passed
Mithgar: okay.
LonelyTex: benginHi
snake12341: G just remember to make a LOT of soldiers
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
Anarchon_D: whered all bens shit go?
MuffinsOnAHill: You intellectual, Me muffin.
Saintnex: G is playing like a blue player, only its because he probably doesnt have anything lol?
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
mastershake29x: graham violated the minimum turn time (4 minutes)
Vampiricsloth: i see 3 soldier tokens from graham in the near future lol
Dr_fragenstien: what's the activation cost of graham's enchantment?
NexusVoxx: 2W
Vampiricsloth: 2W
Robot_Bones: 3
Galvin_Duck: 2 and w
Dr_fragenstien: Thanks
LRRbot: Wort, the Raidmother [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. / Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire.
postmodernpajamawrestler: S U C C
KingOfDoma: I'm on mobile and I checked my other apps for a moment. How'd Adam die?
Mornish: bens sol ring is dead
gnome_friend: KingOfDoma fireball
Morendur: Fireball to the face
thenb44: fireball
NexusVoxx: fiyahball
Saintnex: Fireball to the face
circusofkirkus: KingOfDoma conspired Fireballed
LRRbot: Mobilization [2W] | Enchantment | Soldier creatures have vigilance. / {2}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Zalbaag: Ben, is that a Sol Ring?
MuffinsOnAHill: Big fireball.
KingOfDoma: Ouch
harudoku: Is this the same game?
RayFK: He took a giant pair of fiery balls to the teeth
RayFK: It hurt
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: TEETH
NexusVoxx: lewd?
tvenn: G, that sudoku crapshot earlier was great, felt like forever ago i saw it written. it was an old one right?
RayFK: Well played Savidan
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
mastershake29x: @harudoku yes
ChandraGrillmaster: Yeahhhhhhh Guilty Gear HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK
Issurru: I have that clip of you Adam LUL Japanese Cultivate LUL
Desdae: Graham: *tops phyrexian arena* *laughs to victory*
harudoku: No one has any commander damage, rofl
postmodernpajamawrestler: karmic justice whiffed cause adam was dying too :O
Jorge4hg: Adam went to the balls of fire pay per view
LonelyTex: RayFK benginHi
RayFK: Hey tex!
sniperserpent: cultivates being copied is a jam
A_Dub888: #blamejames
RayFK: I don't
Sasu010: can somebody ask Ian how old he is
Trueblunts: Is it just me or is Adam always first out in commander annaYA
Dyllbert: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #429: "Silly James! Go away!" —James [2015-07-09]
Mithgar: Did James catch the Death-Flu which is going around?
LonelyTex: I played some commander at my LGS today.
Robot_Bones: I thought he retired champion
postmodernpajamawrestler: Ian how old are you?
LonelyTex: I still am undefeated at my LGS.
LonelyTex: Feels good.
snake12341: Adam is first out in commander quite often
timiam: If James were here we could play Magic: The Battleground
bv310: James catch that murder-flu that's going around?
Dr_fragenstien: timely quote from lrrbot
harudoku: "'Imagine attacking people in a game of Magic", he says,while zero commander damage exists in this three hour long game of commander
GreatGodOm: Why is Graham saying that hes missing James? Jame is right there!
gnome_friend: Don't be a James
Fruan: Is it just my memory being bad, or does Adam always die first?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
lMorteusl: @LonelyTex wouldn't you rather have someone on your skill level to play with?
Tecnocrat: bootsandcupsandbootsandcupsandbootsandcupsand
Freshly_Toasted: Adam tends to play big stompy decks that scare others with bombs
orionsrise1: lol call backs
postmodernpajamawrestler: thats a good quote to sum up playing teysa
Freshly_Toasted: Eldrazi is like the pinnacle of that
Macheya: LUL
LonelyTex: @lMorteusl I do have people at that skill level. They are at my LGS, and their decks *are* good.
Simonark: Did James catch that regicide flu?
Mithgar: >.>
Mithgar: <.<
LonelyTex: It's not like I'm pubstomping precons
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Loonatic93: The Murder-Death-Kill Flu.
Tecnocrat: Murder Death Kill? MDK? Great game.
NickTheDM: Did James catch the Deicide flu?
Jorge4hg: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: So... one more?
Tiber727: Did James catch the murder death kill flu?
Dyllbert: Yo, mono is way different than the flu Kappa
snake12341: I feel like that needs to be a crapshot, the "Manslauter Mono"
tergonis: shouldn't it be Regicide Rickets?
KingOfDoma: Also, new Teysa is gonna be a commander for me real soon ....
Macheya: Fluicide.
wikisome: doodOne
Galvin_Duck: same
Simonark: This plague comes with a magic notebook you write names in.
harudoku: It should be the Murder Malady
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
TSturtledove: I think you all are talking about the zombie pig virus.
Aceplayer46: Adam likes Big Burly Boys
IAmToastBeyondToast: Omniside sniffles?
postmodernpajamawrestler: @KingOfDoma I feel like its better in the 99 of existing aristocrats options
harudoku: and the Death Disease
timiam: I just noticed that helm behind Graham
azureHaights: Patricide Pox
Loonatic93: DILLO CLOAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harudoku: Attack Ailment
Dr_fragenstien: armadillo cloak, featureing not lifelink
TSturtledove: Or the Mongolian body rot.
Ukon_vasara: inb4 this game goes on for another 2 hours
Fruan: Just put Creepy Doll in your chair and go home?
harudoku: Violence Virus
felixphew: Ah, pauper bogles allstar Armadillo Cloak
gnome_friend: Hey! TrombOPaline!
Tecnocrat: Adam gets the benefit of looking into the camera and making heart eyes until the end of the game with no distractions!
NexusVoxx: bren
Loonatic93: Strictly better lifelink.
NickTheDM: Gotta love that OG Spiritlink
zahlfast: Armadillo cloak!!!
Jorge4hg: and not lifelink
Awexdio: Ride the Dillo Cloak?
Freshly_Toasted: Oh baby a trample!
Doc_Rider: Adam, did you hear about Braun Strowman doing a Polar Bear Plunge?
felixphew: Normal lifelink doesn't stack, but this does!
e_bloc: froot froot
Dyllbert: Too bad she doesn't have lifelink
ritchards: !smash
LRRbot: Put Rayman in Smash, you cowards!
Dyllbert: Froot Froot!
gnome_friend: !findquote trample
LRRbot: Quote #4369: "'Trample' on something with 'Afflict' is just... Groscusting." —Graham [2017-09-21]
postmodernpajamawrestler: @KingOfDoma like Baby Teysa and Krav/Regna are both SICK with that, but then again you could work it the other way around
MuffinsOnAHill: Old fashioned lifelink that is not lifelink..
harudoku: You're on the board
felixphew: @Loonatic93 not strictly better, it goes on the stack, so it can't save you from lethal
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
LRRbot: Seal of Cleansing [1W] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Bmonk007: adam you aree the best. will you be my mtg coach
Aceplayer46: LUL
MightySpecial: I've not played commander in a while, it's 20 commander damage or 40 actual damage right?
wlsack: What else was fun this game for you Adam?
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SGDoc: Greetings, Programs! doctaDee fragHand
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cotillion1850: 21 commander damage
Loonatic93: @felixphew Sure. But it can stack not only with itself AND regular lifelink.
NexusVoxx: @MightySpecial 21 commander damage
djalternative: put a playset of clocknappers in your commander deck
timiam: I mean, you have time ;)
MrPhlip: DOC!
Mikiao: Cause you'll have plenty of time to coach!
Tecnocrat: He's Efficient!
Diabore: you got a lot of time
gnome_friend: Greetings SGDoc
Issurru: gives you time to reflect and be smarter Kappa
MrPhlip: HI!
strawhatleon: it means you are the scariest
MightySpecial: @NexusVoxx thanks friend
LRRbot: Devil's Play [XR] | Sorcery | Devil's Play deals X damage to any target. / Flashback {X}{R}{R}{R}
korvys: Adam is speedrunning this commander game.
silenceaux: There's not a ton of politicking when your opponent decides they want to point 26 damage at you?
Simonark: To be fair, Eldrazi aren't really an invitation to politics.
EJGRgunner: Well you’ve got the free time
strawhatleon: they are afraid of your skills
Dyllbert: Adam is the first out. That means he is first!
cotillion1850: Wait
Dix: DOC
Jacobontherun1: oof
SGDoc: wutuuuup
Bmonk007: i have seen you draft like a beast
cotillion1850: did Ben just fireball for 26
NexusVoxx: again
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
orionsrise1: gambling?! I'm in!
Dix: How ya been buddy?
gnome_friend: I'm in!
Aarek: Doc!
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Dr_fragenstien: spiteful
NexusVoxx: moar lands
SGDoc: busy with lawyer things but good! jamming some arena right now
KingOfDoma: @postmodernpajamawrestler Well, it's gonna be better than my WB Teysa 2 pile. It is not a coherent deck. ... mostly because I cobbled it out of chaff when I was running late for a game with friends...
ElementalAlchemist: Revenge parting shots are totally legit
silenceaux: It's the conspire that's relatively threatening
timiam: Hope your lawyering is going well, Doc.
GoblinRanger: from hell's heart, have a mountain
Saintnex: I feel like G may not be long for this world
Himyul: okay Graham, win this turn
electrum516: Adam you're the first to go you must be powerful if people want you gone first
Galvin_Duck: teysa 2 is solidly ehh
LRRbot: Revel of the Fallen God [3RRGG] | Sorcery | Create four 2/2 red and green Satyr creature tokens with haste.
gnome_friend: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3721: "I am Beej now." —Ian [2016-12-10]
JOZeldenrust: Graham now has vindicate every turn.
NexusVoxx: say taurs
Dix: Heck.
gnome_friend: Ian confirmed lrrBEEJ
Dix: I FORGOT that was even a card
Dabari49: when is the Ravnica dice friends? and does anyone know who is on it?
NexusVoxx: @Dabari49 monday.
NickTheDM: Wow, my old roomate had some *strong* opinions about this card. Literally purchased or traded for them in order to burn them
sifonaonline: "Lady romance anime".
SrMuskrat: This was one of the first rares I opened when I started playing magic
sifonaonline: Very diplomatic.
Dyllbert: What does "lady romance anime" even mean....?
Rockario: Strength like Tylenol
NexusVoxx: @Dabari49 ben, cam, plus Kathleen DM. 2 more i dont recall
Tecnocrat: Explicit Lady Romance? That's a category on a few websites.
timiam: Beej on Now Kiss when?
strawhatleon: you mean yuri anime?
Stoffern: Adam is not here to make friends
Earthenone: beej was on now kiss with ladykiller in a bind
Dyllbert: I've always wondered why Beej isn't on Now Kiss. It seems like his kind of stream
Earthenone: it was great
NexusVoxx: tututs
Ukon_vasara: one of the best Now Kiss moments of the year featured Beej
timiam: Oh I missed that, I'll have to go find that VOD
cotillion1850: Yeah Graham needs to do something spicy this turn
Dabari49: @nexusvoxx does it start next week?
NexusVoxx: @Dabari49 in like 3 days yes
Macheya: From Kaladesh
BrindleBoar: Theros is where Beastmaster happened
BrindleBoar: true facts
Doc_Rider: @Dabari49 Ian, Cam, Serge, and Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you know how hard it is to drive stick with hooves?
Tecnocrat: Four Satyr's in Chariots head bobbing to "What Is Love?" by Haddaway.
1y1e: this bad boy can fit soo many satyrs
postmodernpajamawrestler: you can tap them all to crew fleetwheel cruiser
felixphew: Adam asking the real questions: can you planeswalk with a car?
VoidByAnyOtherName: adam died? :o
timiam: This SWS drama arc is great
dukebazaar: !quote
LonelyTex: LUL
Dabari49: thanks @nexusvoxx and @doc_rider
Aceplayer46: LUL
Loonatic93: "The ring of bells is coming, and everybody's humming..."
strawhatleon: vehicles are deciduous now, theros could have chariots
Macheya: Shut up, SteveBeej!
phorrestgaze: Adam's stressed over Dave.
EJGRgunner: Dave’s not here, man
NexusVoxx: stevebeejpaul
ritchards: that should be in the clip highlights
GoblinRanger: Dave's gamehaus
orionsrise1: Dave knows Wendy remember?
Vampiricsloth: LOL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
djalternative: I can't wait for Dave's Gamehaus next week
LRRbot: Tainted Sigil [1WB] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Tainted Sigil: You gain life equal to the total life lost by all players this turn.
TSturtledove: That's how Karn planeswalks, he runs fast enough to hit 88mph.
Tecnocrat: Dave from Out of Control!
trident042: Graham, an intellectual: I am surrounded by goobs
RendezVoodoo: Kiora planeswalked squids so car should be fine
corianderd: is adam talking about amy winehouse?
postmodernpajamawrestler: @KingOfDoma yeah big teysa is the least coherent commander. I think its cool that with New Teysa at the helm you can have baby teysa, krav/regna, and all the other commanders in that general category. But I think having one of them in the command zone out weighs that. You want my teysa list?
gnome_friend: Hi @corianderd
Dix: Usually non-organic matter can come across planeswalking but its typically been limited to clothing and handheld items
TwilitLugia: Did Adam just make a HIMYM reference?
Galvin_Duck: welp, im gonna sleep now.
gnome_friend: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #2908: "We'll be back... short-lish..." —Cori [2016-07-06]
snake12341: watching this stream is like watching 2 sane people and 2 drunk people play commander
Dyllbert: I actually don't thing Planeswalking lets you time travel NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Temple of the False God | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only if you control five or more lands.
NexusVoxx: more lands
RoastedGravy: Sup.
gnome_friend: Goodnight Galvin_Duck
mightymubs: Sup
felixphew: Oh hey, does Liam want that in Tin Fins?
LRRbot: Burn from Within [XR] | Sorcery | Burn from Within deals X damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Tecnocrat: Adam is correct.
Dix: Was Jagged Little Pill actually confirmed for that?
phorrestgaze: oof
Issurru: so older Taylor Swift LUL
Vequinox: Would sigil work if the player is out of the game? since they aren't a player anymore?
KingOfDoma: @postmodernpajamawrestler Sure, whisper it to me
strawhatleon: tainted sigil + debt to the deathless
Dix: I thought it was just urban legend
Banrael: cheer100 Spicy magic
gnome_friend: !findquote babies
LRRbot: Quote #1910: "I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude." —Cori [2016-02-19]
Freshly_Toasted: Ben with 3 back to back OTKs
corianderd: i am just checking in to check on ian. good evening people
timiam: Is Ben gonna get every kill with a fireball?
Diabore: the triple fireball from ben
mightymubs: Good album tho
NexusVoxx: @Vequinox it will remember for the turn
Suffix: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Dyllbert: I really want Graham to just blow ben out here
postmodernpajamawrestler: @KingOfDoma how to whisper
Ukon_vasara: well Adam is always correct
Fruan: If you can survive one, Tainted Sigil gets you past the other.
bv310: !findquote Correct
LRRbot: Quote #3108: "It might be correct to just try to bump off the Arabs here." —Cameron [2016-08-04]
CommanderCrossing: !card teysa, orzhov scion
LRRbot: Teysa, Orzhov Scion [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. / Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Anarchon_D: Adam... is... always... correct
Eprlide: LUL
LonelyTex: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
snake12341: hahahaha
trilemma85: Wait, there are people who use quotes *in* context?
silenceaux: Okay, at least Ben ended the game pretty much immediately
MrPhlip: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
djalternative: Game 2!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: almost like Graham got milled for 40
gnome_friend: !alex
corianderd: nice MrPhlip
SharkHero08: !adam
ContingentCat: gesutheit Ian
RoastedGravy: !adam
postmodernpajamawrestler: bless you!
CommanderCrossing: you could have exiled the wort at least
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
RoastedGravy: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5664: "Sometimes bad juju is bad you-you." —Adam [2019-01-02]
Doc_Rider: @djalternative They don't do game 2 for commander
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
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silenceaux: Well, Burn from Within seems like a good emergency response to Ulamog, as well.
sniperserpent: how much was burn from within for?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pipe Dream is a fun game
GoblinRanger: Dave is in game 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Pipe dream was a game on windows 95
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korvys: You could sigil between devil's play copies
djalternative: @Doc_Rider I just do it to scare them
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Graham could have exiled wort himself.
KingOfDoma: @postmodernpajamawrestler On mobile, no idea. On desktop, right click my SN? Stick it in chat if you don't mind
Kykiwi: G should have exiled ben comander on bens upkeep
holidayMD: !adam
biggoof125: unsleeving?
Kykiwi: but this buy just one turns
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Crash Bandicoot in Smash, you cowards!
userFSP: scarraLAG
postmodernpajamawrestler: @KingOfDoma got it, will send
postmodernpajamawrestler: left click
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is nearly an ex human
solahwin_tampramain: damn i missed it
LRRbot: Chancellor of the Forge [4RRR] | Creature — Giant [5/5] | You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / When Chancellor of the Forge enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: pride100
RoastedGravy: I mean, if you're not playing Hoof in Commander, something is wrong with you. Kappa
42MiLLyWays: oh adam, quoting all the things!
Jacobontherun1: looks kinda like yogs will art
Dyllbert: I really wanted Graham to have a Comeuppance and just wipe ben out
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azureHaights: Every creature gets a goblinfriend
Ukon_vasara: i prefer Giant Growth Voltron for Wort cause conspiring Berserk ruuChaos
dukebazaar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 19:24 from now).
solahwin_tampramain: how did this work
solahwin_tampramain: ?
bv310: Get the boys, get the motorbikes, and take Jimmy out
LRRbot: Icatian Town [5W] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
gnome_friend: Get the girls
postmodernpajamawrestler: I think baby teysa is at its best with the least possible amount of Raise the Alarm type token spells
RockPusher: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Anarchon_D: i just got a msg that said earn bits by watching ads, and to click here. but it disappeared. how do i click that now?
Ubiki: Chancellor then goblin war strike is tons of fun
shurtal: And graham's un-updated jank made it to final two
ninja_theory_ashrams: I use the black chancellor in my vampire edh deck
ContingentCat: the boys? have the boys come for your milkshake?
GoblinRanger: wow that's a blast from the past
felixphew: Well now you have sweet new Citizen tokens in UMA!
Vampiricsloth: yep
Sasu010: Ian how old are you?!?!
ArmadilloAL: Ultimate Masters printed Icatian Crier
Mithgar: Yes, in Ultimate Masters
Vampiricsloth: citizen tokens from ultimate masters
Dix: Icatian Crier
postmodernpajamawrestler: the more Raise the Alarms you have the more card disadvantage you are building into your Teysa deck
Hvarn : who won?
dylanbbb: That is an epic citizen
Lucaan: As a citizen myself, I wish I looked that bad ass
RayFK: I'm not getting my work laptop out, but Cardkingdom says thank you
LRRbot: Dragon Broodmother [2RRRG] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 red and green Dragon creature token with flying and devour 2.
postmodernpajamawrestler: run a couple that make 3-4 I think, but no Raise the Alarms
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you remember to use the LLR code?
head_cannon: Oh, that Citizen token is from Time Spiral. Neat. Never saw that before.
Pavlovs_Dog_: do you want to know more?
Earthenone: ben killed all other players with 20+ poits of burn each
Kykiwi: brood mother is really good in commander
SGDoc: they should make a terribly costed pacifism that requires you to sac one of those tokens and call it "citizen's arrest"
gnome_friend: Card "A domain of game play element"
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Dr_fragenstien: and broodmother is EACH upkeep
RoastedGravy: @SGDoc Shouldn't that be an Arrest that only targets Citizens?
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azureHaights: Dragon Rude Mother
RockPusher: Jeej being good and keeping work and personal tech properly delineated rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
alphastorm_mtg: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:37 PM
42MiLLyWays: cheer100 cheer100
SGDoc: @RoastedGravy also good, also good
RayFK: RockPusher Always
Freshly_Toasted: A monarchy of magic
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: so I'm gonna fix that last part of the command
gnome_friend: ^
Mangledpixel: Bayou?
Earthenone: !patreon
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ElementalAlchemist: Woo! Support!
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gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
e_bloc: Adam lrrWOW
GoblinRanger: quick quote that
Jorge4hg: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam unfiltered
Dix: "Support plskthx"
Ubiki: Lewd
Dix: *BOM BOM*
ContingentCat: OOO lrrDARK
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dylanbbb: Ravnica DND!!!!
gunterthedm: SeriousSloth
Earthenone: !ppr
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Freshly_Toasted: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Oooo that sounds like a fun bunch
Fruan: Is that a Vedalkan named Krankor?
Creego4: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
walkwithoutrhythm: Kathleen?! She kicked ass last time
felixphew: Erin's on!
Dabari49: Ben is the golden boy
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RayFK: Yo you got a Volcanic Island for Gavin to use?
Bladinus: whoo! Marshal's back!
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
gnome_friend: Orzhov: Confirmed big babies
mightymubs: Erin and Marshall! Yay!
felixphew: Erin is great, I haven't seen her since Community Super League
shurtal: Like a town full of babies
Laserbeaks_Fury: But, Lizard Wizards
SachielOne: Can you guys fire up the Dice Friends stream on your home channel long enough to trigger mobile notifications? We don't get them for hosted streams.
Mechsican: seabatBRAIN atpSeed
GreatGodOm: Orzhov seems to be the most suited to sealed.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: orzhov is a scary fucking guild
RockPusher: Froot Froot!
Ubiki: Not grip then die
timiam: Live back next week?
RockPusher: Raspberries! PogChamp
Anarchon_D: No game 2? 😭
zahlfast: Wait. Who is having Adam's babies?
JinaMahavira: Not a cult doo doo doo doo
Dix: Adam survived Baby Shark up until now?
e_bloc: Adam has to go home and finish darkest dungeon Kappa
GreatGodOm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 19:19 from now).
ritchards: lrrGREED
RockPusher: Ben playing a pick-up game lrrBEEJ
Anarchon_D: ♥️♥️ y'all
Oatway_: damn!... the gas
Earthenone: adam dosent have a small child of a bus in an arrid biome, makes sense he would survive it
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Bladinus: Pick up your tokens Ben..!
SachielOne: Graham: I would assume you start streaming on LoadingReadyRun, then end it and switch over to the other channel
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A_Dub888: benginFingers
Krokaar: darn! just got back from the King Tut exhibit in Portland! im ready for that vod!
ElementalAlchemist: Yay! It's me!
Aarek: benginFingers
SquirrelEarl: benginFingers benginTry
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Bladinus: benginFingers
timiam: green flames
RockPusher: lrrDOTS benginFingers lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
GoblinRanger: benginFingers lrrDOTS lrrDOTS benginWat
felixphew: That's Sarkhan's name
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
Bladinus: lrrSPOOP
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS benginFingers lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
TheBorzoi: lrrSPOOP
BraveKingMax: :D
TrueSkorn: lol
Hqueso: If I can just get Adam and Heather to mispronounce my handle, I'll have the full LRR sweep!
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS benginFingers lrrDOTS
SGDoc: doing very well, much obliged
Koshindan: Mics cutting out.
cheetoJack: Graham's mic is doing weird things
SGDoc: most havent lol - lawyering requires much time
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Godeke: Button pressed.
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silverstar216: Did he get the murder flu as well?
SGDoc: but i'll be at magicfest new jersey at the end of the month!
RayFK: SGDoc Then you're coming to Seattle right? Kappa
jacobisboss27: wish me luxk at gp oakland tommorow. byw im the biggest lrr fan. i love u guys and ur friday nights
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS benginDab
gnome_friend: The bits! The bits!
shurtal: Adam don't talk shit about Squirtle Squad
SGDoc: @RayFK lmao
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asteriskreaper: hey, any of you guys going to GP Memphis ?
Aceplayer46: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
postmodernpajamawrestler: not allowed
GoblinRanger: gnight
ChaoTiX89: thanks for the stream! lrrHEART lrrHEART
RockPusher: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart
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Koshindan: So much traveling.
jacobisboss27: gp oaklamd tmmrw?
timiam: Yay more pax vlogs!
Keifeto: night Guys!
RockPusher: lrrHEART benginHeart seabatBRAIN tiltyhEXTREME
Keifeto: great game
jacobisboss27: luv u grahm
jacobisboss27: gn psul show ur face
Simonark: Go to bed, young man!
silverstar216: how we first heard about it? or currently find out?
Mangledpixel: go to bread
nic_nax96: this bed is full of babies
RockPusher: Yay Data!
ChaoTiX89: bye!
Aceplayer46: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Markster981: OSFrog /
solahwin_tampramain: bye!
silverstar216: Thanks Graham!
RockPusher: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHEART
tyrsredritehand: good night all
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
ushiikun: perfect cut
postmodernpajamawrestler: Chat is FULL of BABIES
gnome_friend: !findquote babies
LRRbot: Quote #372: "This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!" —Kathleen [2015-06-23]
bv310: That's a great line to go out on
Vampiricsloth: so many babies
BraveKingMax: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RockPusher: slytqBaby
42MiLLyWays: where is survey?
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