TehAmelie: now i can say it's not just a wholly pointless cash-in book, but it's pretty bad too
TehAmelie: even the one thing it's supposed to accomplish doesn't work cause the characters aren't acting in character a lot of the time
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RT @YsbrydGames> Hey everybody! A special Sunday treat! From 12:30pm to 3:30pm @loadingreadyrun 's @tuxbeej is going to be demoing YIIK: A Post Modern RPG from @AckkStudios ahead of it's release on Jan 17th! Check it out! http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun . || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1084544694531420160
TehAmelie: here's Rorschach asking a girl out on a date. . .
brainiac4: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Beej is checking out YIIK, a turn based Japanese Style RPG set in the 1990s, about eight strangers, a mysterious woman who vanishes in an elevator, and the supernatural. Game: YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG) at Sun 12:30 PM PST (9m from now).
TehAmelie: enough of that. but here's a headline worthy of Feed Dump https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dw0UIDlW0AYtQ0U.jpg
2Flower: Is it Beejmas time already?
TehAmelie: in ten minutes
v_nome: Is it St Swithin's Day already?
ReynardWrecca: 'tis, replied Aunt Helga.
LoadingReadyRun: Gotta step out of the room for a few minutes. Be back soon.
v_nome: <3 @ReynardWrecca
ReynardWrecca: <3
TehAmelie: wheee
GroutNASA: Er?
hajnal_endot: oh hell yeah
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Bonus Beej?
hajnal_endot: i really want to play this game
thetoastmonster: Alright.
Anubis169: heya Chat!
Dared00: Hi chatspeople!
Mowdownjoe: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: i'm really curious about this game after hearing of this stream
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
thetoastmonster: Weird flex but OK
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray Bonus!
theneatestburrito: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Sektor88: I'm curious
Sektor88: Never heard of this game before.
Megapamplemousse: yay boneless stream!
Anubis169: 'ello Sektor
Sektor88: mega! PogChamp
TehAmelie: new name accepted
Megapamplemousse: allo allo!
the_cardiac_people: Did somebody say Beej's backlog?
Sektor88: @Anubis169 enigmaHey
hajnal_endot: yiik looks fuckin weird and awesome
TehAmelie: Beej's Backbones Stream?
Alness49: Isn it Beej's Backlog if the game's not even out yet?
Type_One___: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Megapamplemousse: frontlog?
Sektor88: some of the screenshots remind me of a more lo-fi Persona 3
Sektor88: just because of the camera angles and character proportions
Type_One___: Pre-relog?
Sektor88: and some of the style too
tehcrashxor: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
the_cardiac_people: @Alness49 I just want it back
DiscordianTokkan: Beej's Backlogatog
TehAmelie: postmodernism: what doesn't it do?
eric_christian_berg: !shame
thetoastmonster: Available: 17 January - This game will unlock in approximately 3 days
thetoastmonster: Games from the future!
2Flower just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. 2Flower subscribed for 65 months in a row!
2Flower: "Yiik" and "Beej," two consonants with two matching vowels in the middle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 2Flower! (Today's storm count: 8)
TehAmelie: hi Beej
Kukako: Uuu
RebelliousUno: Fuuuuttturrreee game
Dared00: ayyyyy
Mowdownjoe: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
kamelion84: lrrBEEJ
Sektor88: BERJ
DeadlyWinchester: Hello Beej, hello chat
Rocketman210: the many great boni
Type_One___: YIIK: A Premodern Playthrough
Riandisa: Good afternoon Beej
Banrael: cheer100 Bonus audio that I didn't expect!
thetoastmonster: Yes you sure are Beej.
theneatestburrito: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Despoiler98: oh no Beej
Anubis169: hi there Beej! lrrAWESOME
RebelliousUno: Hiii Beej
adi_pie: Ohai, Beej.
Laogeodritt: Hi, Beej! I was watching another stream but I noticed this is a 'postmodern' RPG and I was intrigued =V
Anubis169 huggles
tehcrashxor just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. tehcrashxor subscribed for 52 months in a row!
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Beej
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tehcrashxor! (Today's storm count: 9)
Laurreth: Beej is streaming from three days in the future, Paul simply perfected the lag elimination tech
Donutholez: A BEEJ!!
emberBecky: o/ hi Beej
DaMullet14: I thought it was pronounced "yeek"
JosephDeath: I totally thought it was Yiik lol
thirsty_kitteh nuzzes @Anubis169
Type_One___: cheer100 Beej Bits
TheBorzoi just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TheBorzoi subscribed for 17 months in a row!
TheBorzoi: It's a Beej!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheBorzoi! (Today's storm count: 10)
offbeatwitch: oh boy my video is jumping around
Anubis169: 'ello thirsty_kitteh
offbeatwitch: thanks connection
starlitdiscord: oo
TehAmelie: now i hear it, Y II K, year 2000, Illuminati confirmed
Sektor88: @JosephDeath so did I until I saw the logo. :P
thirsty_kitteh: katesHug2 !
Despoiler98: We'll get through this together Beej
Anubis169: katesHug !
RebelliousUno: A little out of your elephant
Dared00: Oh, it's like Y2K, this is genius
Donutholez: IT'S A FREAKIN BEEJ!!
cameronj115: beej
Type_One___: benginTry
Sektor88: Is there a SYN studios? because SYNACK jokes
Despoiler98: oh god my eyes
Rocketman210: beej only ever plays Original PS1 games and his game and watch
Dared00: OH I KNOW THIS GAME
RebelliousUno: Sadly having to do that going back to work thing tomorrow is going to be a pain
thirsty_kitteh: hehe. hello :) and hello Beej and all of chat!
RebelliousUno: YTK?
Critterbot: whoa that's psychedelic
RebelliousUno: I've been reading it as YEEK
Rocketman210: this is obviously an EVA reference
Freshly_Toasted: My eyes are being assaulted
Sektor88: @Rocketman210 they just need to get in the goddamn robot
RebelliousUno: hammer the keyboard?
TheBorzoi: It says press "any" button, not press "every" button Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Evangelion meets the Matrix
starlitdiscord: definitely an EVA reference XD
Dared00: I loved the trailer at the KF Showcase
Riandisa: Did the controller sleep?
2Flower: Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
Anubis169: We'll do it live! manGRY
Anubis169: xxxP xxxPLICIT
Mowdownjoe: I've been hearing about this forever. "Earthbound-inspired" tends to perk up my ears.
CraziestOwl: Sup everyone
Sektor88: @2Flower on stream? oh my enigmaLewd
TehAmelie: i don't know if it even qualifies as a reference, that thing stage right is straight up the angel from ep 1
ReynardWrecca: "Please stand by, we are experiencing Beej-iculties."
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
Laurreth: Steam has controller "support" that does things, it isn't great
hajnal_endot: but yeah, games are rarely so upfrontly weird and it's really charming
Sektor88: That could mean anything. undertale was inspired by earthbound
Sektor88: but oh WOW do I feel it
Anubis169: menu boxes look very Final Fantasy 7
RebelliousUno: it looks more like FF Pokemon right now
2Flower: Birbfrand?
TheBorzoi: These menus look like RPG maker
DreamPhantasy77: Been following this game for years
JustNotAFox: @Laurreth a week or so ago it flipped one of my sticks' vertical axis and I had to uninstall the driver to fix it lrrEFF
DreamPhantasy77: can't wait for thursday
Sektor88: @TheBorzoi I was thinking SNES-era FF textboxes
DevInsanity: That background reminds me of Earthbound crosswed with Toejam & Earl
TheBorzoi: @Sektor88 That's what RPG maker took inspiration from.
DevInsanity: That should have been crossed. But crosswed seems strangely accurate too
Sektor88: @TheBorzoi so you're saying it looks like final fantasy Kappa (I'm just bustin' chops. :P )
Laurreth: JustNotAFox, in Elite Dangerous I just respond to any controller or joystick issues with "but have you tried disabling Steam's controller support?" with tragically great success
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
DevInsanity: They have curved quotes, but the left one curved the wrong way.
DevInsanity: Use straight quotes, or have both directions
DevInsanity: (Why does that annoy me?)
Mowdownjoe: EB Beginnings, as Nintendo calls it, really was a NES JRPG, with all the jank that implies.
MattAndre just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. MattAndre subscribed for 49 months in a row!
MattAndre: :O It’s everyone’s favourite Beej... Beej! lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MattAndre! (Today's storm count: 11)
Sektor88: that scans
Alness49: There's a reason everyone remembers Earthbound, the second game, and not the first game
hajnal_endot: the first two mother games are important but also nearly impossible to play now
splatty1: some, they had a lot of people listed for music
DevInsanity: Demon Chocobo?
Dared00: Here's the Steam page if anyone's interested: https://store.steampowered.com/app/459080/YIIK_A_Postmodern_RPG/
Laurreth: quotes are a localisation issue and quite varied, it's hard to please everyone
RebelliousUno: yellow or riot
TehAmelie: i like the earthy tones. easy on the eyes
MattAndre: Wait was that a Final Fantasy II joke? The Roman numeral 2 thing? Ha!
Dared00: "contributors like Toby Fox (UnderTale), Hiroki Kikuta (Secret of Mana) and Garoad (VA-11 Hall-A)" EXCITING
Sektor88: fuggit, SNES FF all the way (1st UI color option)
ushiikun: blue and yellow reminds me of the Tandy my parents bought when I was a kid
DaMullet14: is the yellow hand an old timey supervillain
Freshly_Toasted: Blue 'n' white seems the safe choice
TeiranDragon: bkue and gold looked real good, but stick with regular
Sektor88: B E E J
TehAmelie: Link?
2Flower: Mmmm, Tandy 16-color 640x350.
Laurreth: Ternip, clearly
Freshly_Toasted: Jeeb
RebelliousUno: Sr, Beejason
Invitare: leave it on the default LRR colours, yes
starlitdiscord: aww
Freshly_Toasted: I like marlene!
Donutholez: KomodoHype
Dared00: Marlene is nice
TehAmelie: i want to know a Marlene so i can call her Marl
MousseFilledCat: Just came in, getting a bunch of Earthbound flashbacks
Freshly_Toasted: Oh that's a nice way of presenting it
TehAmelie: and don't even think about using autofire, or i'll know
Freshly_Toasted: Marlene!
Sektor88: enigmaApprove
Invitare: Heat... Her?
RomanGoro: lunarj1Heart
RebelliousUno: I like how it's automatically lowercased
TheBorzoi: That sounds like Paul Kappa
persona786: correct answer
2Flower: Yyyyeap.
Dared00: of course ;D
RebelliousUno: not Chat
Donutholez: hodor
Sektor88: CALLED IT
starlitdiscord: ofc
tehcrashxor: Fool! All of the answers to these are Marleen!
DiscordianTokkan: Yep, proper choices
DaMullet14: RebelliousUno: It doesn't look like there's a way to do intercaps though
Alness49: You spelled Adam wrong
RebelliousUno: DaMullet14 ah sad
TehAmelie: Alex
RebelliousUno: Chat
Critterbot: yupp, seems about right
TheBorzoi: Surge?
Dared00: Chat
MousseFilledCat: Paul?
MattAndre: Fair
Invitare: obviously the answer is Adam "Biggest Brain" seabatBRAIN idan
Freshly_Toasted: Jeeb?
brainiac4: Chat, or James
Mowdownjoe: Hodor?
2Flower: James?
MattAndre: windmill slam Cam
thetoastmonster: Andrew
Sektor88: James?
DaMullet14: RebelliousUno: I assume if you add a space it will do it? but no McDonald
Sektor88: Adam tho
dokuminion: I am here to experience the beej <3
orionsrise1: Adam
Sektor88: Oh man Adam
fishmanfishfish: you have a lot of smart friends, beej
TheBorzoi: Oh yeah. Adam is a good choice
ushiikun: Adam was my thought
TehAmelie: you could only put chat if the game allowed it to be lowecase :x
Sektor88: Adam is better James Kappa
persona786: Adam was my first thought
mynthio: Andy
DaMullet14: Adam and James are the same
coolbond: Alex
2Flower: Adam seems strong in this meta.
Donutholez: first of all, you could put in a girl
MattAndre: Ian Kappa
coolbond: Alex is the straightman
DiscordianTokkan: James seems a lot more serious than Adam, but Adam is good too
HalftrackHero: Adam and James is the same person
orionsrise1: James is the annoying side kick
Sektor88: IAN
Alness49: Adam's just gonna bust down the door right now and yell "WHAT DID YOU DO, STEVE-BEEJ?"
DaMullet14: the opposite of Beej - hates anime, only eats normal food, kind of shy?
starlitdiscord: oh goodness
MousseFilledCat: Ian
DiscordianTokkan: Ian
Dared00: Ian!
Diabore: ian
RebelliousUno: So that's Ian
RomanGoro: Windmill slam Ian
TheBorzoi: That is definitely Alex or Ian
HalftrackHero: Ian
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun Opposites are complementary!
Critterbot: 100% Ian
starlitdiscord: definitely Ian
Sektor88: Ian 100000%
Laurreth: Ian
MousseFilledCat: Ian or Alex
2Flower: Ian.
thetoastmonster: Wiggins
Alness49: This seems obvious
Sektor88: O:
starlitdiscord: o
Glodenox: "crap like that" Come again? :P
coolbond: ian
coolbond: definitly ian
Sektor88: Wow, shocked.
RebelliousUno: Good ole' Aldex
MattAndre: O o f
DevInsanity: Just put yourself again. See how confusing things get
TheBorzoi: Ian would shut up about it though
TheBorzoi: Alex wouldn't
Sektor88: comics could be manga
Critterbot: I agree Alex is a good choice here too
DaMullet14: Follow your heart, Beej
MousseFilledCat: The Portmantou of Ilex
RebelliousUno: Windmill slamming Ian
RebelliousUno: Chat
splatty1: why is the I lower than the a?
Donutholez: alex is a nerd, ian is a weeb
2Flower: Chat.
Joda011980: Chat
Sektor88: Chat Kappa
Dared00: Chat
RebelliousUno: Chat is always there for you beej
Freshly_Toasted: It's obviously us
DevInsanity: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
ReynardWrecca: You can pick your wife, it's cool.
Alness49: This is soooo not chat!
fishmanfishfish: definitely chat
coolbond: ffs ian runs a podcast about ANIME!
2Flower: We're terrible at our jobs but we're already here for you.
Dared00: CHAT
DiscordianTokkan: YEP that's Chat
Laurreth: we do quandaries and conundrums
MousseFilledCat: Too real
starlitdiscord: ooop
TheBorzoi: That's definitely chat
Sektor88: W O W
coolbond: chat
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #5262: "We don't need a play guide, we have chat for that." —Paul [2018-08-16]
ReynardWrecca: OUCH
Invitare: we're basically an existential quandry anyway
Freshly_Toasted: I'm pretty existential AND a student
trilemma85: It's always Chad.
emberBecky: whoa game
Critterbot: uhhh...sure?
hajnal_endot: chat
TehAmelie: chat is wise in the ways of the world. shame about its Int, but you can't have it all
RebelliousUno: yeah that's Chat to a tee
Alness49: ABSOLUTELY not chat
thetoastmonster: too_me_irl_for_me_irl
Sektor88: oe to tip that's a chat
Sektor88: *toe
krorkle: Yup.
RickVoidSA: This is Alex.
mrtheexception: I feel personally attacked by this game right now
Dared00: Alternatively, Discord Kappa
SerGarretCameron: Chat is eternal.
Freshly_Toasted: I chat therefore I am
DaMullet14: I assume this friend is french and meows
TStodden: \codefall 3
DevInsanity: Guessing chat will die first then
trilemma85: We made it to the big time!
Glodenox: Yay, we're part of the game now
Vyous: Switch?
DevInsanity: pacemaker
big_large: you named chat a disease in pandemic
Donutholez: OKAY NOW EVERYONE LEAVE
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Vita,mix?
thetoastmonster: Blender.
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun Japan?
DiscordianTokkan: Close to your heart? A Pacemaker?
Alness49: Nintendo
Sektor88: a waterbed Kappa
UnseenAcademical: The Switch?
p_johnston: wii?
Freshly_Toasted: Stare long enough into chat and chat stares back
TStodden: ?codefall 3
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Zu_o: weird thought, consequences to naming a child 'Chat'?
DaMullet14: Pacemaker
mrtheexception: go literal, pacemaker
TheWooglie: DevInsanity nice
deoncrossroads: the internet
MousseFilledCat: Internet
atinyspacemarine: ALU
persona786: pants?
coolbond: computer i would say
orionsrise1: I mean twitch is right there
DarkNacht: Toilet
RebelliousUno: Chat again?
RebelliousUno: Car?
thetoastmonster: Guitar
deoncrossroads: toilet paper
trilemma85: Skynet
voakir: Pacemaker
DiscordianTokkan: Wheel? Fire? Levers?
TheWooglie: RebelliousUno We aren't technology we are real poeple...
Megapamplemousse: toilet
SwiftrunnerXXY: pacemaker
Freshly_Toasted: Toilet
Banrael: Indoor Heating
RebelliousUno: TheWooglie you tell that to LRRBot
trilemma85: Lever
MattAndre: Make sure it’s Cool!
RebelliousUno: lrrBOT is clearly the correct answer
MattAndre: cool tech
DevInsanity: Cool Technology
big_large: this actually isn't a game, it's a ruse to get you to confess things on stream
thirsty_kitteh: Yaaaasssss, USB C
Diabore: is nintendo a technology? Kappa
Banrael: Backscratcher?
TehAmelie: is it listing things that are connected to the computer?
SwiftrunnerXXY: I mean pacemaker is literally close to your heart.
starlitdiscord: ah yes usb 3.0
azlan121: phone charger?
thetoastmonster: wait... Water Filter ?
DaMullet14: How do you type numbers on here?
Critterbot: Technology of the Cool variety
BubbaRad: CB radio
Megapamplemousse: the wheel
DaMullet14: You can't say USB 3.0 in the randoms and not have it be something we can type
Sektor88: @thetoastmonster it is a technology, just not circuits
trilemma85: Is this game just Mad Libs?
RebelliousUno: DaMullet14 maybe on the keyboard?
BubbaRad: oh so a gameboy
thetoastmonster: @Sektor88 Of course, but who treasures their water filter?
Dared00: I mean, you didn't have Chat in Y2K either Kappa
RebelliousUno: Like the actual thing in front of you
Donutholez: SatNav
Banrael: Now I feel old
Laurreth: Y2K sucked
Sektor88: @thetoastmonster someone with undrinkable lead-filled water? :P
SwiftrunnerXXY: fuck i'm old
Decaped: Chat is a piece of technology close to my heart.
Invitare: Chat was there in Y2k, you just weren't aware of us then
MrSVCD: Y2J?
Dared00: it's Y2J
RebelliousUno: I do remember that
TehAmelie: and 2018 alone was at least like 25 years
thetoastmonster: @Sektor88 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DiscordianTokkan: I indeed partying like it was 1999 in 1999
Banrael: Remember when there was no internet? Cause yeah.
Dared00: @MrSVCD wow
thirsty_kitteh: I remember Y2K, and beofre, yes
atinyspacemarine: I had just turned 5
Johnnieholic: yup
tehcrashxor: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
ReynardWrecca: "It's 2019, the word means it's Beej and TwitchChat, we're back, LRR on the scene!"
jubale1: Who spells Y2K YIIK?
SwiftrunnerXXY: My mom broke her arm in the last hours of 1999 so yeah I remember before y2k.
2Flower: Record stores. Very 1999.
emberBecky: yas I was in middle school
RebelliousUno: I was probably getting my first Mobile Phone then
MrVirite: Y2K may be gone... but Y2K38 is coming!
Invitare: yeah this looks exactly like 1999 to me
Critterbot: wow, that sure is some stuff
Sektor88: the a e s t h e t i c
TheWooglie: I was 18. Old enough to drink.
Dared00: Aw man, I love Frankton
DaMullet14: is that /lisa/ frankton?
MrSVCD: @Dared00 Y2J@AEW
Freshly_Toasted: P A S T E L
niccus: we're all very big here
DevInsanity: Paul?
Donutholez: PURPLE KING KONG
splatty1: was there a mailbox saying "hey thyself" in the background?
Invitare: man, who remembers SAVE Phones? They used to be all over the place
ReynardWrecca: Why is Alex so Ben?
Joda011980: and a beard
TehAmelie: this is how 2000 era games look today. feel old yet?
RebelliousUno: Butlooks more like Paul
DaMullet14: That is definitely Alex
MousseFilledCat: Wait, didn't you say "
MousseFilledCat: Ian?
Gen2Gengar: Hello Beej, hello chat
rocketjohn: ahoy beej, ahoy all!
dungeonart: "Everything feels very big!" -- Thats what she said. -- Beej. -- Michael Scott
TheBorzoi: That actually looks a but like Alex if Alex dressed like Ben
MousseFilledCat: Did we random into Alex?
SwiftrunnerXXY: Plalex.
Freshly_Toasted: Alex is the lovechild of ben and paul?
Donutholez: it fits alex lol
SwiftrunnerXXY: Paulex
DarkNacht: This character feels very un 90s
MattAndre: Defo Paulex
RebelliousUno: 1999 probably Phantom Memnace
2Flower: It's 1999, they're going to see Fight Club
brainiac4: Definitely 90s - grunge/dad crossover
TheWooglie: The Matrix
TehAmelie: we're extremely in the Matrix
DiscordianTokkan: Phantom Menace came out in May 99, but they may meant hat?
l0gin4me: matrix?
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
Koios7: Sign-feld Esau’s?
TStodden: April 4th... I was skipping church that morning (being a Sunday)
Koios7: *esque
Donutholez: RED PILL? BLUE PILL?
Freshly_Toasted: But what if it's your only chance to enter into a wonderful journey as a videogame protagonist?
Laurreth: imemrsion ruined
thirsty_kitteh: Where we're going, we won't need doors.
jubale1: gotta Dukes of Hazzard that car
thirsty_kitteh: (we're going to outer space)
MattAndre: Okay this looks neat
splatty1: car for emergency use only, break glass to get in Kappa
Sektor88: get some footie Kappa
2Flower: lrrSPOT
Dared00: Barksy!
TehAmelie: man i want to play this game right now. please say it's expensive so i can excuse putting it off for the stream at least
thetoastmonster: The dog is named Barksy
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
hajnal_endot: $20 usd
starlitdiscord: oh
sir_jack_DB: hoo wee
thirsty_kitteh: @TehAmelie I believe it's not out yet, if that helps?
milow49: He's unemployed and on a business trip?
TehAmelie: oh yeah, sweet
sir_jack_DB: @sektor88 boop
DevInsanity: That's why she's so annoyed
DevInsanity: He's parked outside a random house
Black5parrow: IM ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE LMAO
niccus: when you're unemployed, everything you do is a business trip
ritchards: Soundcloud rapper
thetoastmonster: Her garden is made of american cheese
TehAmelie: i can believe the Koch brothers were this young 19 years ago
2Flower: "This is how I normally answer my front door."
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, treasure chest in the back there
Mintchocdoublin: @black5parrow is caffeine or sugar more addicting?
thetoastmonster: The ball slides without friction, not rotating
tehcrashxor: Treasure Chest!
coolbond: is she a real windbag?
MattAndre: Is he shitting his grunts
angryoptimist: So, I'm getting kind of an Earthbound/Mother series vibe from this, I guess?
jubale1: Run Forest, Run!
TehAmelie: i'm just doing my workout, i don't know if you heard me count, i did over a thousand
MattAndre: or grunting his shits
sir_jack_DB: oh my god "Forest Stump"
angryoptimist: lrrWOW
Dared00: @angryoptimist yup, that's how it supposed to work ;D
thirsty_kitteh: You keep running through the grass, but nothing attacks you. I don't understand?
Worldbuild: ?
2Flower: Cursed money
starlitdiscord: yay
thetoastmonster: That's where I keep my spare change, you mean you don't?
DarkNacht: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Beej hi chat
Donutholez: MONEY MONEY MONEY
coolbond: immersion ruined
Mowdownjoe: You'd find burgers in the garbage in EB.
TehAmelie: that spells "yakuza" in japanese doesn't it
ritchards: See, millennials these days just won't search trash, and see the money they are giving up?
MattAndre: Trash Money!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Standup
milow49: oh, that meaning of standup
TStodden: Somebody forgot to empty a thrown out piggy bank or something.
azlan121: @thirsty_kitteh the velociraptors hide in the long grass
brainiac4 congratulates himself on the grunge thing.
dungeonart: I was 18 in 2k :(
thirsty_kitteh: @azlan121 what about the distanceraptors? we need both to create timeraptors...
tehcrashxor: Wow, Beej is old.
hajnal_endot: i was 6 in y2k
ushiikun: hey, me too
brainiac4: I graduated high school in 1984.
DaMullet14: I was 10
Freshly_Toasted: 3 months early, aesthetic is flying right over my head
Banrael: It's like playing a game about the disco era for us, Beej.
TehAmelie: i think the game actually qualifies as an atavism
Johnnieholic: get ben to play and ask him
rocketjohn: This would be like us, beej, playing a game with humor based around disco.
MattAndre: I was... 12?
quietbutlouder: i just came in, im a 2000s kid, whatup
rocketjohn: hah
rocketjohn: Banrael had the same thought
rocketjohn: Leisure Suit Larry?
Banrael: Which I guess I did watch That 70s Show?
Creideiki_SE: Speedrun strats! Glitch through that fence!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: disco was 70s 80s?
TStodden: Beej is roughly the same age as my older brother... This game was set 7 weeks before my HS graduation (& 8 weeks before my 18th birthday).
thirsty_kitteh: You went past home, if there's where you were intending to head?
jubale1: is there a plot?
Laurreth: trash soda... this is Bioshock
TehAmelie: i was just now watching Graham pick beer out of the trash. games have come such a long way
DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooooo
tehcrashxor: ow
sir_jack_DB: was that an AE86 taxi?!
2Flower: Well, THAT'S gonna change in short order.
starlitdiscord: oh noo
hajnal_endot: oof
TStodden: Trash soda... Vault?
ShortRound2099: lrrAWW
ushiikun: ouch!
jayman04: What did you think of the The Messenger? I saw you playing it earlier
IbunWest: I didn't realize this game was going to get so dark.
Saulens181: OOF
TehAmelie: no casual home invasion? immersion ruined
DevInsanity: If this was a video game, there'd be more pots to smash
coolbond: economy or pawn shop
thirsty_kitteh: $20/hr. Not bad, not bad :'(
DaMullet14: that's 9.38 in 1999 money, you can rent like three movies with that
Dared00: The economy is so good, people are just throwing money away
thetoastmonster: money in the trash, lemonade in the treasure chest.
Freshly_Toasted: Man, I wish lemonade was that easy to find
Gen2Gengar: Did people use to throw away cash?
jubale1: is there a point?
jayman04: Oh, Adam, sorry.
circusofkirkus: The economy is so good, people can afford to throw away cash
BlueDaNewb: I may find pizza in the trash, sir
tehcrashxor: Was that just an Umbrella Corp logo?
dungeonart: I'll be nice to your mom Beej
TStodden: Movie rentals were like $2 / day... unless you rented on Saturday (which some places increased prices, but you got a bonus day).
thirsty_kitteh: I mean, it is easier to throw out the small coins rather than carry them around >_>
TehAmelie: one time in the 1990s i found a stack of cards good for all public transit in the whole province for the month
TStodden: Multi-day rentals weren't quite a thing.
hajnal_endot: good old fashioned road fixing: put something on top of the issue
TehAmelie: in the trash
Sektor88: at that point, get a new computer enigmaLUL
jayman04: I'm new to this stream; forgot there were two of you. Sorry
Laurreth: $800, no data? :-P
azlan121: triggers laptop
hajnal_endot: Kansas City used to just plonk metal plates onto plotholes for months
TStodden: ?codefall
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thirsty_kitteh: @jayman04 there's dozens of them. well, a dozen of them
hajnal_endot: potholes*
Sektor88: oof
Koios7: Lol succinHead
Gen2Gengar: $500 sounds like a decent price
Sektor88: Wait, 500 for all those fixes? Guess they bought the warranty, so that's not bad
Sektor88: it sounded like it was OOW
Sektor88: Ahh
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couldntpickausername: Woot, Hi Beej. Great stream as always
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grounded_dreams: Game looks so good. Can’t wait to play it. Patiently waiting for a official Vita release day zekeROCK
Sektor88: yeah, they'd need a dock and all that
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: otherwise its dongle time
thetoastmonster: no worries, the internet is a passing fad
RvLeshrac: The internet isn't permanent? This guy has never met Jason Scott.
RebelliousUno: Sometimes I miss GeoCities
RathmoreTV: I miss Gopher.
coolbond: the internet is eternal
thetoastmonster: I bet you printed out guitar tabs from the 1995 internet.
DarkNacht: BBSs where great
Sektor88: @RvLeshrac I've hung out wiht Jason Scott IRL. Cool dude.
Banrael: I think the first thing I searched for on the web was either Forgotten Realms Unlimited Adventures, or Alternate Reality: The Dungeon (C64 video game)
ritchards: invent youtube
RebelliousUno: You were just a person who played video games
angryoptimist: I remember a *little* of that in the late 90s.
accountmadeforants: I don't know anyone IRL who calls themselves a gamer, either.
edh_lawrence: gamersriseup
dungeonart: Oh, I remember "gamers" in the 90's. The dudes that were stuck playing doom clones at lan parties, early adopters of steam, etc.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah that's a good point. gamer wasn't really a term until idk?
TheBorzoi: It's kickstarter...
TStodden: Gaming & "Gamer" was a thing... but it wasn't as hip back then.
Freshly_Toasted: Is it hip now?
hajnal_endot: this game was kickstarted i think
ritchards: update your addresses!
ShortRound2099: hahaha
starlitdiscord: goodness
mynthio: !patreon
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: when i was a kid, i was born early 90s, gaming to me wasn't video games. I don't think
angryoptimist: It was more an "identity" then than it is now, being mostly an excuse for people to be nasty on Twitter and a supposed demo to sell Mt. Dew to.
jubale1: cool, you patreoned him.
DiscordianTokkan: It was to Kickstart the magazine, hah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: when i was a kid, despite never having gotten to play a tabletop game that's what gaming meant to me I think. id on't have too solid of a memory though so maybe i'm wrong
IbunWest: I don't know about gamer but gaming was definitely a term. I remember Electronic Gaming Monthly being a magazine when I was growing up.
RvLeshrac: We didn't really call ourselves gamers, because if you did that you'd get beaten half to death daily at school.
RvLeshrac: So, you know.
RebelliousUno: plus Canada Post
sir_jack_DB: Nintendo Power for me
angryoptimist: EGM was probably the biggest one.
Decaped: 90s was the era of BAWLS
RebelliousUno: Gamesmaster Magazine FTW
angryoptimist: Then there was GamePro.
sir_jack_DB: they still make BAWLS :P
angryoptimist: But, I liked Tips & Tricks.
hajnal_endot: the biggest jock in my class was way into fallout and RE
RebelliousUno: Plus Gamesmaster on TV
RebelliousUno: with Dominik Diamond
tehcrashxor: Beej "Patron Wrangler" Deary!
ShortRound2099: this looks like the full house house
mysterweb: We missed you at Magfest this year! :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Tips and Trick was my go to magazine when i was taken with my mom to go shoppping
Decaped: yeah, 90s gamers were still board or tabletop gamers. Grognards and such.
Rathalok: Hey. If I was to join Patreon now at the $10 level today, it would not charge me until February. Would that make me uneligible for the Thank You card?
Gen2Gengar: That would be nice
starlitdiscord: woaaaah
Sektor88: TEN BEAR ASSES
RebelliousUno: That was creepy
thetoastmonster: Wow
rocketjohn: I would enjoy that stream, it would be a bit like asklrr
Eklinaar: Wait, I just tuned in, are we playing as Paul?
RebelliousUno: I wasn't expecting the VA
thetoastmonster: It spoke the name Alex
Freshly_Toasted: Hey, voiced names. Nice
thetoastmonster: What if you had written something different
rocketjohn: you were going to do AskLRR on non-live saturdays at one point
starlitdiscord: voiced names is super cool
TehAmelie: that was a polite request
thetoastmonster: Restart game, give it diferent name
RebelliousUno: I imagine they have voices for certain common names
dungeonart: Unrealistic, not a scart connection in sight!
2Flower: Did we actually pick Alex for the nerdy name? I thought it was Ian.
RebelliousUno: but maybe it's TTS
Joda011980: tivo
Decaped: that TV is too skinny
thirsty_kitteh: Stream idea: casual weekend stream "meeting" where people can come and chat over drinks about what they're working this quarter. A bit like the youtube updates but less focused and more aout process and whatever people want to say?
Joda011980: vhs tapes
BoltActionJackson: Probably a TV/VCR combo. PogChamp
couldntpickausername: who is going to pax south?
rocketjohn: or an acorn
TehAmelie: 100 or so most common names would go a long way
Cannons_are_an_instrument: @dungeonart They didn't have scart in the us
sir_jack_DB: the computer alcove xD
DiscordianTokkan: Pld 486
rocketjohn: looks a bit like an A5000
DiscordianTokkan: *Old
bosku: LRR can be PRICEY to get from Victoria and across the country -sads-
DarkNacht: In the 90s we read books more than once
mysterweb: It's okay! :) Hopefully we'll be able to work it out for next year
RebelliousUno: Black And White did that witha bunch of common names
RebelliousUno: to whisper at youlate at night
mysterweb: I need more lemonade patches XD
accountmadeforants: @dungeonart SCART was a European thing, I think
Sektor88: UM
RebelliousUno: Creepy AF
BlueDaNewb: katesScared
BoltActionJackson: The Iguana flies at midnight.
starlitdiscord: uhhhh
Saulens181: we SMT now?
Critterbot: ok...good talk
ritchards: What's your favourite scary movie?
angryoptimist: lrrSPOOP
thetoastmonster: We Let's Nope now, boys
IbunWest: I mean they aren't wrong. Music has been playing the entire time.
Decaped: awww, not a rotary phone.
splatty1: gotta fix the OST Kappa
starlitdiscord: the music is goooone
Freshly_Toasted: and now it's stopped
thetoastmonster: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RvLeshrac: There were some devices in the US that had SCART ports, but I don't remember EVER seeing a display that had an SCART-In
DerDrongo: the bookshelf has a glow thing
ritchards: shiny spot on bookshelf
ushiikun: The music stopped
BlueDaNewb: What is sparkling back there?
RebelliousUno: Did you gfet the list?
DiscordianTokkan: Blinky thing on bookshelf?
edh_lawrence: its all an elaborate rick roll
Freshly_Toasted: Bookshelf sparkle
frnknstn: Beej, is there any update for the S11 physical media?
dungeonart: I have always assumed SCART was a worldwide thing, I stand learneded
RebelliousUno: What about the clock
TehAmelie: btw my parents' house in the country in the 1990s wasn't nearly this huge
RebelliousUno: there's usually a secret door
Freshly_Toasted: Wow
Critterbot: PogChamp
2Flower: ALF is back, in Pog form!
ushiikun: POG Master!
starlitdiscord: POGS!
ShortRound2099: lrrGOAT
Rocketman210: I get that its technically called a bang, but it will always be an exclamation point to me.
TheManaLeek: Hell yeah Pogs!
IbunWest: Poggers
angryoptimist: PogChamp
Despoiler98: Cant you hear the DRUMS BEEJ?
thirsty_kitteh: Play. For. Keeps!
thetoastmonster: Remember Alf? Now he's back... in Pog form!
edh_lawrence: PogChamp
tehcrashxor: So, we *can* send LRR all our pogs in the mail now?
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the rest of the world used weird coaxial/analogue converter cables. (Except for Japan.)
Joda011980: is that not a little late for pogs?
Koios7: succinHead
DiscordianTokkan: O I C U R M T
RebelliousUno: tehcrashxor I threw all mine out when I moved house :( If only I'd known
Koios7: Pogs were still around early 90s
Gen2Gengar: How about YOU go grocerie shopping
Gen2Gengar: Mom isn't your servant
RebelliousUno: What's the chances of getting you to a UK con?
TehAmelie: i should try and figure out if there's any cons anywhere near here
Cannons_are_an_instrument: My favourite thing about scart is that the Japanese scart had a different pin-out than european scart for reasons........
Joda011980: it is suppose to 1999
dungeonart: I've always wanted to send LRR a box of spiders.. you know, those samples in glass and such.
Rocketman210: HEY NERD, you want new guests at your con? HOW ABOUT THESE DUDES, you are such nerds that these guys will COOL YOU UP. thats the idea right?
rocketjohn: RebelliousUno we should start a campaign for UKGE :)
RebelliousUno: rocketjohn totally
RebelliousUno: are you going to UKGE this year?
rocketjohn: RebelliousUno are you going this year?
rocketjohn: haha yes I am
RebelliousUno: Yes I plan to
rocketjohn: we should make a meetup
RebelliousUno: Yes!
cuttlefishman: why can't we put the dishes away
ritchards: If the Con is willing to pay travel and accomodation that is very likely then, if only part then less so
tehcrashxor: Cameron will remember this.
cuttlefishman: why are we an awful coinhabitant
thirsty_kitteh: Don't you refill your toaster after you use it? :P
Joda011980: your diet"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I should put these away. but i'm not
dungeonart: Beej, if you see an apple pie in game, DO NOT EAT IT!
TehAmelie: Packing Up the Last of Your Stuff Before Moving Out flashbacks. . .
RebelliousUno: rocketjohn probably organise something closer to the time
rocketjohn: Yes, makes sense to me.
RebelliousUno: I'll be around for the Saturday at least
frnknstn: The guy is called Alex but he looks more like Paul
Lithobraker: Why are we playing as ben?
rocketjohn: nice one. My partner and I are up thursday onward
TheBorzoi: This is a massive garden
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DrasonSpike: Saving a resub for one of the best, Have a good day Beej
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omdorastrix: and now, the 3d platforming section
Rocketman210: so this is what the world will look like in the post-modern, huh
cuttlefishman: come to scenic atlantic canada
angryoptimist: @frnknstn And appears to act like too much of a donger to be anyone in LRR.
Freshly_Toasted: What if alex is actually a conglomerate of LRR as a whole and the most prominent aspects (name beard and plaid shirt) are all we've noticed so far
cuttlefishman: enjoy our lobsters and donairs and poutine
RebelliousUno: I might see what the logistics of going for longer are, since I'm also planning to do Magic Fest London and TwitchCon Europe
bosku: Unlike last year at MAG, Gov shutdown means many local fed gov sites to see are down.
dungeonart: You'll go for a con, but would you go for a pro?
Rocketman210: OH SHIT, WE LARCENY NOW
TheBorzoi: Stealing from your mother! lrrWOW
angryoptimist: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
cuttlefishman: don't hate on your mother
accountmadeforants: It's just underwear, dude
cuttlefishman: sure she had decent underwear
syntec2dot0: did we just steal 20 bucks from our mom
cuttlefishman: could be a washroom perhaps?
Joda011980: small closset?
Rocketman210: why would there be a two sided closet?
mysterweb: Is the world breaking around us? XD
RebelliousUno: Tha'ts probably bigger than my room?
ritchards: so... no luggage for Alex?
sir_jack_DB: that's...quite a poster
TehAmelie: yeah this house is gigantic, especially for the middle of town
RebelliousUno: Or maybe it's the single bed?
2Flower: Pirate booty.
mysterweb: (honestly I'm expecting this game to go weird pretty fast)
syntec2dot0: and why are we playing old-Paul
cuttlefishman: is that a pirate babe?
Decaped: this game should do something interesting, quickly.
Rocketman210: I thought he was just a big fan of the east asian co-prosperity sphere, or the republic of china.
ritchards: Side quest!
Freshly_Toasted: I wAs BoRn In ThE wRoNg GeNeRaTiOb
MrQBear: I mean... I just realized, He's an awful person, house-chores wise and such, but he's a perfectly fine 'RPG Protagonist'. Just picking up stuff... riffling through drawers... Lookin at stuff in a box.
TehAmelie: we're the kitchen table karate champion
RebelliousUno: Are we just in an alternative universe
ushiikun: PS1 and SNES! score
cuttlefishman: what the heck is this music
2Flower: That SNES could use some retrobrighting.
thirsty_kitteh: "Tell me how! Ain't nothing but some heart burn... Tell me how! Ain't nothing"
RebelliousUno: The needle has skipped
sir_jack_DB: wut
splatty1: right, we have to go to the store
angryoptimist: @MrQBear That's... true.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I just realized. I Don't remember what the dreamcast console looks like
TehAmelie: heh, the NA SNES still looks like science fiction to me
surfderf: beej
Rocketman210: does retrobright effect the plastic? i always worried that it would slowly wear away the plastic.
MrQBear: @angryoptimist Wandering around town until something happens, which triggers time to resume... :P
ritchards: they are... plot based rocks!
2Flower: Yeah, I've mostly seen peroxide + tupperware + saran wrap over the top + sunlight.
mysterweb: Oh yeah! You can also use the sun like that to remove clothing stains
ReynardWrecca: They are Igneous Plotite.
angryoptimist: Plot Rocks--see also: Pet Rocks Kappa
mysterweb: Though you do have to be a bit careful
omdorastrix: Essebtuakkt - bleaches the plastic...
omdorastrix: *essentially...
MrQBear: Ah yes, the money tree!
Jelkimantis: The you tube channel, 8-bit guy did a video comparing a few different techniques of retro- bright
UnseenAcademical: We tragedy of the commons now!
starlitdiscord: nooo
TStodden: Leave some for growth!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH No the money is disappearing off the tree
2Flower: The 8-Bit Guy is awesome.
TehAmelie: i bet if you do it 63 times something happens
wicker_knight: umm, what did I just walk in to? o.O
ushiikun: It'll run out.
Scy_Anide: How are you getting $5 between 2 bills?
pringlesman1461: It chemically reverses the process that yellows the plastic. It actually restores some of the plastic integrity too.
omdorastrix: I like how it's 2 $1 bills, and it says $5
TheBorzoi: A hamburger tree is something I can see Alex having.
Jelkimantis: I guess one of the suggestions is a sous-vide machine
MrQBear: Okay, I gotta stop watching, I NEED this game and Im gonna wait to play it myself. Have fun!
Freshly_Toasted: Burger tree, nice
TehAmelie: on a superstitional level, it makes sense
Rocketman210: IRL you should take all the fruit off the tree since if it rots on the stem it can attract tree parasites.
angryoptimist: Milk Shake. Not milkshake--Milk Shake.
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angryoptimist: It's a milk-styled movement?
Zu_o: @LoadingReadyRun we have an apricot tree in our yard, that due to needing early polinators that it doesn't really have around has so far only produced one fruit per year. What do?
kefktacough: it's a vinyl record lol
tehcrashxor: Weaponized music
splatty1: our weapons are records?
TehAmelie: it would be best to bury some fruit in the shadow of the tree if you want to give back
v_nome: You wield Backstreet Boys like a weapon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, the fruit only rots if nothing else takes it
kefktacough: omg thats the enron guy
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: oof
sir_jack_DB: UH
sir_jack_DB: about that CEO
2Flower: "What's the 311" is a different question.
edh_lawrence: weird flex but ok
angryoptimist: @Zu_o Plant wildflowers to hopefully get bees to stop over?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww
TStodden: What college ends their academic year in April? Most had finals at the end of April, first week of May.
mysterweb: 411?
RebelliousUno: remember this is 99
Rocketman210: its called "creative accounting"
TehAmelie: 311 is phone repair
TehAmelie: if i learned anything from Scary Movie
RebelliousUno: 411 - Length Required
Donutholez: "He wants it that way" a reference to Backstreet Boys?
Zu_o: @angryoptimist I'll have to try something this year for sure, the apricot it produces is DELICIOUS
ushiikun: It was 90's Google to find whatever you wanted
mysterweb: Oh! I thought that was *0*
angryoptimist: @Zu_o Good luck!
TheBorzoi: Basically, the way you got information before the internet.
kefktacough: is this the switch version?
RebelliousUno: That makes no sense to a UK person yeah
Mijnheer: don't know if we ever had that here :P
edh_lawrence: GUBMINT DansGame
accountmadeforants: We had teletext, the information service was for suckers
Rocketman210: "whats the 411 "is slang for "give me information" in old people speak
TStodden: 411 Directory Assistance... 511 Road Conditions... 211 Local Services (?)
starlitdiscord: i feel extraordinarily young now
Zu_o: @RebelliousUno 01189999119...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this seems like a really neat game
TehAmelie: i remember a story of customer support with someone who had apparently never in their life tried any of the other 8 buttons on the phone and had no idea you could call numbers other than 411
Sektor88: @starlitdiscord like a little baby Kappa
2Flower: Honk honk, I'm a dog.
RebelliousUno: Zu_o that's the new Emergancy Services
MrSVCD: LP record Shield?
Zu_o: 725...3
Banrael: 19119725... 3
Scy_Anide: Wait, can you get in a random battle with that car?
kefktacough: the game has a hint system in the options menu
Rocketman210: snoopy?
TStodden: 511 is useful for winter.
Ciijay: 411 is used a lot for transportation info here too
VoidByAnyOtherName: post modern rpg u say andyThinking
mysterweb: Oh,a zine stand?
JustNotAFox: No it's not, it's 01189998819991197253
RebelliousUno: so far it seems more Pre-Modern
TStodden: More Plot Rocks?
TehAmelie: 331618151217133020331712151816133!
Zu_o: @JustNotAFox oh, that's easy to remember!
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat, how's the game so far?
Ciijay: is this the weird breaking of reality that the phone dude mentioned?
angryoptimist: Ah, the ol' wall into dirt.
RebelliousUno: You're rich now
JustNotAFox: @Zu_o "Well then what country am I speaking to?"
Zhedor: Good Evening Chat and Beej
RebelliousUno: especially in 90s money
angryoptimist: *road into wall
ritchards: Millennials these days, just won't look in treasure chests
Rocketman210: in the future this game will be an example of how the past viewed the past. think about it
TheBorzoi: @JustNotAFox I missed some of the conversation. Why are you posting the emergency number for the UK?
DevInsanity: @JustNotAFox That's the new number though.
LolCamAlpha: Used pizza!
Rocketman210: Its the 90s everyone wore crop tops
Scy_Anide: Ah 1999. I remember treasure chests littering towns. What a strange time.
edh_lawrence: Trash Pizza PogChamp
mynthio: Also different countries have different numbers for the same service..
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Blizzard Wizard Lizard
Zu_o: JustNotAFox katesLol
TehAmelie: in sweden, 911 is 112
VoidByAnyOtherName: leozTrash pizza
BlueDaNewb: We did find pizza in the trash sir!
Sektor88: gizzard lizard wizard Kappa
RebelliousUno: 999 is best number
Donutholez: She was from the marvel universe
TehAmelie: i'd never stop walking around
splatty1: oh hey, a deep dish pizza we can give to that one guy
RebelliousUno: I'd walk around a lot more
Mijnheer: @TehAmelie Same in the Netherlands, I think it's the same in most of the EU (also, 999 and 911 connect through to 112 here)
RebelliousUno: and be fitter
RebelliousUno: and richer
Rocketman210: there are people right now, who bending over to pick a 20$ off the ground is actively losing them money in time.
TehAmelie: ditto
Maddrius: I'd be worried I was hallucinating.
Zhedor: We've got 110(Police) AND 112(Fire Department/Ambulance)
TStodden: "Garbage" Pizza... Something that some lazy cook just threw together without any regard to rhyme or reason.
DaMullet14: those tree stumps look like sushi
tehcrashxor: Pet da kitty.
Rocketman210: is that a mustache cat?
RebelliousUno: sexy forest
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's in disguise
TehAmelie: there's also people whose time is worthless because they earn more money than they can use just from interest on their money
Mowdownjoe: KITTY
PandasAndPancakes: Is the protag that Guy from the MFA?
Sektor88: enigmaTom
RebelliousUno: we're going deep on this cat
Sektor88: enigmaVinny
mynthio: Kitty?
Donutholez: That mustacheioed cat
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Cannons_are_an_instrument: Kitteh
RebelliousUno: Alex knows his own name
starlitdiscord: um
randomino5: if it's a pomo story isn't everything unimportant?
Amentur: cohhFA
Sektor88: cat's being a cat - a dick :P
TheBorzoi: I see a treasure chest
RebelliousUno: and VA's his own name
RebelliousUno: (assuming that he's not always called Alex...)
VoidByAnyOtherName: does that guy just have purple pool noodles for fencing?
TehAmelie: i want to answer my door that way when Jehova's Witnesses or anyone comes by unnanounced
LolCamAlpha: wow
starlitdiscord: nice
TehAmelie: "NO"
TheBorzoi: And it was only a single slice of pizza too
kefktacough: why aren't we following the cat
kefktacough: that cat stole our hsit
TheMerricat: It _WAS_ deep dish at least
PandasAndPancakes: He stole the OST too
ritchards: got to clear side quest lists in order you get them
Mijnheer: The dish could've been hella deep
RebelliousUno: we're loaded
TehAmelie: are all the amounts .82?
accountmadeforants: Man, imagine if there were just videogame protagonists running around I'd give quests to. I'd leave treasure chests full of trash pizza and dollar bills in my yard for fun!
mysterweb: I do like the change bit? That's not usual ina game
tehcrashxor: Well, it *does* just grow on trees
VoidByAnyOtherName: i find the hedge branch texture kinda gross
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun you are clearly screwing with a dead-drop drug delivery network
TehAmelie: that'll be good to give the cat
RebelliousUno: I would not eat Forest Cheese Burger
ritchards: so the cat can has cheese burger
BlueDaNewb: Did we talk to the lady by the heavy equipment?
Rocketman210: oui oui oui oui
kefktacough: ogwee owgee owgeee
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cheeseburger Backpack! Cheeseburger Backpack!
VoidByAnyOtherName: what is that thing
Rocketman210: honhonhonhon
sir_jack_DB: oi oi oi
Schokobeau: weed weed weed weed weed
DiscordianTokkan: Why is the cat going oink
TheMerricat: Why is Salvidor Dali Cat going Oui like a french man?
starlitdiscord: oh
RebelliousUno: Random BNattler?
RebelliousUno: Battle*
mysterweb: WELP the world just broke
VoidByAnyOtherName: smile?
Saulens181: so, uh, didn't we need to go buy groceries?
TehAmelie: bring out the pokeballs!
syntec2dot0: oui oui i see this cat is a monsiuer of culture as well
LetsConsider: I just got here. What is this thing? What is going on?
RebelliousUno: get Rekt Smile
TheBorzoi: That battle system is like Shadow Hearts
Donutholez: you had a tracker attached to the paper?
ritchards: da wut?
VoidByAnyOtherName: waaaaaait a minute, are you playing as a hipster????
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just wait till you run into Metal Smiles
Sektor88: neat
starlitdiscord: what is happening
TStodden: Emoji's (known as Emoticons back then) attacking!?
BlueDaNewb: elfunkChunk
mysterweb: So your weapon is...disc-jockey dicus dj? XD
ysurin91: -_- what am I watching...
RebelliousUno: 2 smile!
Rocketman210: $.32 cents? is this clinton money?
starlitdiscord: smile b!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: smile emoji ok emoji 100 emoji
Scy_Anide: Oh it's like Shadow Hearts
RebelliousUno: boom
DiscordianTokkan: I think you are supposed to hit the red part too
Freelancepolicefan: you can hit the bigger spots multiple times
starlitdiscord: im so confused
Sektor88: BODY BAG
VoidByAnyOtherName: i guess a post modern rpg's protagonist would be a hipster
UnseenAcademical: THAT's what this music reminds me of: Totoro
TehAmelie: it's 2000 AD, we're not hipsters yet
starlitdiscord: uhhhh
VoidByAnyOtherName: some sort of proto hipster
RebelliousUno: Yellow Gives a hit, Red for spinning again?
kefktacough: the Red makes it keep spinning I played the demo
kefktacough: and you can hit the yellow portions a few times if you double tap
starlitdiscord: spoop
TheMerricat: If you hit red after the second yellow then the disc keeps spinng for more combo damage.
RebelliousUno: Devon knows how they make it so creamy
TehAmelie: records were merely retro, not antiques
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:06:04.
Rocketman210: that girl was on fire
Rocketman210: yo
Amentur: lrrSPOOP
VoidByAnyOtherName: is this going to be let's nope
RebelliousUno: Trash Burger...
PandasAndPancakes: Dang yo, this soundtrack...
Sektor88: p o g
justwhatever_idk: What's the plot synopsis thus far folks, also what system are we playing on
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh wow backstreet boys record
RebelliousUno: Do you have a jacket equipped?
traveller800: there is no jacker/spoon
TehAmelie: by the way will Hodor and Ian be streaming later? gotta plan my caffeine intake
Rocketman210: ambrosia? this game was made by a southerner
traveller800: Why does the main character look like adam savage?
LetsConsider: Isn’t ambrosia “the drink of the gods”?
TehAmelie: cool cool
VoidByAnyOtherName: the hell are those
ritchards: so if you had left without interacting with the cat...
TheBorzoi: Are those gengars?
LolCamAlpha: weird cat men?
RebelliousUno: Creepy Gengar
RebelliousUno: oh just these guys
Dared00: This game has a lot of battle themes
kefktacough: you have to hit the red to keep spinning
Rocketman210: Ambrosia is a mixture of fruits, sour cream, and mashmallows that is popular in southern social gatherings
Rocketman210: its very very good
Freelancepolicefan: @justwhatever_idk A 20 something comes home from Uni, he gets a mysterious phone call, is asked to go shopping, and has his list stolen by a cat and is now chasing after it. Its the PC version I believe
Sektor88: c-c-combo
Despoiler98: REKT
starlitdiscord: oo
Sektor88: so thisis what the spoopy voice meant by the needle dropping? :P
TehAmelie: come to think of it, the plot so far is like Night in the Woods but more straightfowardly videogamey
VoidByAnyOtherName: what even are those stripped down bobble head things
ritchards: I wonder if the red is better defense?
Rocketman210: @RebelliousUno https://www.thecountrycook.net/southern-ambrosia/ its also delicious fruit cream
justwhatever_idk: @Freelancepolicefan thank thank thank
TehAmelie: why you so angry, rat?
RebelliousUno: there goes the hamburger
TheBorzoi: Red probably nullifies damage
TheMerricat: red may be complete negation of damage
Sektor88: it might be wise to run :P
RebelliousUno: You need ot heal 4 HP at least
riking27: or 0 damage + counterattack
TehAmelie: a recent study of New York City rats founds two viruses previously unknown to science
RebelliousUno: I wonder if it bounces back
kefktacough: try hitting the big one twice
Freelancepolicefan: you can mash yellow
kefktacough: HEAL
TheBorzoi: The angles are very reminiscent of Lost Odyssey
Sektor88: @TheBorzoi yeha, with the ring system and all that
Sektor88: @TheBorzoi and the running attack / camera zoom, which was neat
riking27: i guess the red is worse because it said "at the last second"
Freelancepolicefan: nice!
RebelliousUno: nice
Sektor88: nice
TheMerricat: @riking27 I don't think he's actually hit red on the defend minigame yet.
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you put cheese on a burger?
PandasAndPancakes: I don't want to eat caesar salad I found on a rat...
TheBorzoi: I want to play Lost Odyssey now...
GroutNASA: Is that a butt?
RebelliousUno: We just ate forest Cheeseburger
RebelliousUno: and Trash Hamburger
TehAmelie: now it's like Wet Hot Summer
tehcrashxor: Save
RebelliousUno: I think we're fine with Rat Salad
Sektor88: the bippity-boops really give it the earth ound sound
Sektor88: *earthbound
BlueDaNewb: What are we gonna do with this old hotel? Eh. Dump all the hazardous waste there.
GroutNASA: Forbidden Planet
ritchards: Why are you so fascinated with my Forbidden Cabinet of Mystery?
mysterweb: I think it's...cherry blossoms? The name of the song I mean
mysterweb: But this sounds a bit like a theramin
Rocketman210: I think its a sound shifted slide guitar
tyrsredritehand: teeth
VoidByAnyOtherName: looks like it came out of that drum by the corner
TStodden: It's probably that "Purple Stuff" your mom always seems to keep in the fridge when you really wanted Sunny D
Laserbeaks_Fury: What year was this made there's a PUBLIC PAY PHONE in it?
Sektor88: it'd be next level if you got more friendly with whoever's on the phone over time as you told them about your adventure. :P
TehAmelie: Zombies Ate My Neighbors tells you all you need to know about brightly glowing toxic waste
TheMerricat: https://soundcloud.com/ackkstudios for anyone who likes the soundscape of the game
Rocketman210: The theramin is the spookiest instrument
VoidByAnyOtherName: or is that a pipe
PandasAndPancakes: I would say pitch adjusted crystal - it sounds like finger on glassware.
RebelliousUno: a different cat
RebelliousUno: oh good a water fountain
Sektor88: enigmaTom
Rocketman210: heal thyself physician
TehAmelie: we're gonna need more cheeseburgers
starlitdiscord: heal thyself!
kefktacough: anyone know how big the team was who made this?
gualdhar: Just tuned in, but this seems less "post-modern" and more "post psychedelic ingestion"
Sektor88: this screen's giving me P3 vibes
VoidByAnyOtherName: @Rocketman210 nah waterphone is pookier
tyrsredritehand: mmmmm. trash pizza
TStodden: That Pizza must be FULL of preservatives.
RebelliousUno: At least unlike Booker DeWitt you're not just grabbing and shoving straight into your face
Saulens181: again, groceries?
VoidByAnyOtherName: spookier*
ritchards: melodramatic, much?
TehAmelie: it's not just pizza from a an abandoned building, but from the trash of an abandoned building
TStodden: More Grose-ries
Laurreth: so... generators?
Laurreth: >_>
ritchards: Yeah, generator!
Rocketman210: Why would you ever get in an elevator in an abandoned building?
tehcrashxor: No stairs in an elevator? Sounds like a boring elevator.
Rocketman210: thats like, the idiot test
RebelliousUno: You're trapped in an old abandoned hotel...why did you give the cat the list in the first place
insane_42: those people who are LITERALLY throwing money away
Laserbeaks_Fury: Medicinal Herb is a nice guy
the_canuck_mystic: Hi Beej, Does "code provided" mean you're giving codes away or you are giving away codes?
DaMullet14: A typewriter ribbon and an herb? What is this, Resident Evil?
ritchards: Rat has 6 health
Sektor88: AAAATATATA
kefktacough: I think you have to get it above a certain percentage for it to increase like it's a threshold
Sarah_Serinde: the_canuck_mystic It means we were given a free code for this game
RebelliousUno: the_canuck_mystic that they've been provided with a code early
the_canuck_mystic: Ah, thanks!
TehAmelie: i would guess misclicking gives you a penalty to damage
Rocketman210: speedruns of this game will be interesting
starlitdiscord: miniboss!
VoidByAnyOtherName: that looks different
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks @Sarah_Serinde @RebelliousUno
Rocketman210: since speedrunners wil;l probably get rediculous combos
Sektor88: Can you multi-tap defense?
accountmadeforants: My new favourite vigilante hero catchphrase, "You seem... like a problem."
RebelliousUno: there's something to be said for taking out a mook
HalftrackHero: but then the combos might be overkill and take too long @the_canuck_mystic
HalftrackHero: like vs the rat
TStodden: ?codefall 3
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TheMerricat: I'm still curious why SMILES are our enemy.
Sektor88: yeha, I'd bet for speeedrunning there's some optimal combo strat or something. :P
starlitdiscord: so... the rat has either 6 or 7 defense? and 2 hp? i think?
Rocketman210: its the 90s, smiles were evil back then
ritchards: Keys and Generators... bingo?
Laurreth: the real alex would be catatonic now
ritchards: !binga
ritchards: !bingo
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TheBorzoi: The eyes on that triangle...
HalftrackHero: like you'd have to know the exact health of every enemy to do the exact combo for their health
Sektor88: OH I PLAYED THAT ONE
TStodden: XyBots
Freelancepolicefan: @kefktacough 2 main developers. (Who are also brothers)
Sektor88: I can't rmemeber the name, btu I playe dit last year
mysterweb: Is the door blinking too?
Sektor88: boxes?
TheMerricat: @mysterweb the lights are flickering
kefktacough: maybe you need to do something in the locked room?
TehAmelie: [ TheIlluminati intensifies]
Sektor88: dungeon key enigmaLUL
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Rocketman210: are we going into a freaky sex dungeon?
starlitdiscord: panda!
Sektor88: O:
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Despoiler98: WHUT
Rocketman210: oh, its jsut you panda
DiscordianTokkan: What
ND_Ericson: "Never say no to Panda!"
Sektor88: EXCUSE ME?
starlitdiscord: its just panda! its fine!
Phailhammer: Just you know whyyyyyyy~ lrrBEEJ
starlitdiscord: everything is fine!
Despoiler98: HOW HIGH ARE YOU?
splatty1: you can't leave without your good friend panda Kappa
jadedcynic: "Look, I like your cheese - HONEST! Don't hurt me?!?"
TheBorzoi: You need to interrogate Alex about Panda next time you're both on stream at the same time
TheMerricat: Pychotic break.
Laogeodritt: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:24:09.
gualdhar: I'm tellin ya, this ain't "postmodern"
drcanonball: maybe it's his old stuffed toy
Rocketman210: the protag is in his room taking iowaska
Dared00: Bear-ier
Phailhammer: jadedcynic: :D
Sektor88: @Dared00 he's not Teddie. :P
gualdhar: this is a stuffed animal and the dude's trippin ballz
Koios7: Definitely a stuffed animal given life
Rocketman210: press circle (B)
Zebunisher: that bear sounds useful!
Saulens181: something something groceries?
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Despoiler98: NONE of this EXPLAINS ANYTHING
jadedcynic: okay, 1.5 hrs in; I'm gonna have to watch the VOD; off to make supper! have fun! o/
sjcTheos: this panda has meta-knowledge barcS
TheBorzoi: WAit
Critterbot: a minor oversight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: B for bircle
riking27: >:-/
Sektor88: SHOTS FIRED
DiscordianTokkan: WOW
tehcrashxor: Ha!
starlitdiscord: oh my god
Dared00: PPPF
Freshly_Toasted: HAAA
Orichlepidopter: Ouch...
BlueDaNewb: Damn panda
Freelancepolicefan: it is
splatty1: wooooow
Mowdownjoe: CurseLit CurseLit
kefktacough: rofl
Despoiler98: HEY I....resemble those remarkes
TheBorzoi: The fact it voiced it, suggests this isn't a character who you chose the name of
sjcTheos: panda get! \o/
riking27: aww nothing different on the second time through
sjcTheos: grimliSip mmm water
Despoiler98: so.....not gonna explain the sentient talking panda with a giant shield huh? nothing game? really?
Rocketman210: and theres the rest of the rabbit too
sjcTheos: whats there to explain?
DiscordianTokkan: Persoda
riking27: why was there money in the trash
sjcTheos: pop
Sektor88: You mean pop? Kappa
kefktacough: use L
kefktacough: then B
TheMerricat: was there as much dust in the air before panda showed up?
Orichlepidopter: What, you DON'T have a sentient talking panda friend with a shield that you can summon by pressing circle?
Rocketman210: press circle beej
kefktacough: damn liberal art majors can't read
sjcTheos: katesScared the pyramid is watching us
starlitdiscord: UM
splatty1: well then
Sektor88: uhhh
Mowdownjoe: WAT
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Whoaah
Rocketman210: ILLUMINULTY
mysterweb: Oh man, this is delightful!
v_nome: Are we going to meet a talking coyote?
TheMerricat: Is this a gravity springs game?
drcanonball: the biggest of UM's
Despoiler98: OOOOOOKAY this went off the rails
755yoyo: sega
kefktacough: all this just to get your grocery list fuck
TStodden: Wonderland has changed...
Nightecho06: is this the Excel game?
Sektor88: TheIlluminati
gualdhar: wait a sec, NOW it gets weird? what the fuck was the last hour?
BlueDaNewb: Panda is his best friend. All the explanation anyone needs.
TheMerricat: is that pixelated TOS viloation-chan in the upper right corner?
TStodden: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:49.
kefktacough: drop him off the edge
kefktacough: onto the botton
crimsondestruction: ^
Mowdownjoe: Actual invisible plot wall...
sjcTheos: forcefield DansGame
Sektor88: This is great so far
DiscordianTokkan: lrrCHKN
mynthio: !break
mysterweb: Water break everyone! :)
kefktacough: I think he got stage fright from the puzzle
Sektor88: I actually might need to pick this up
kefktacough: I don't think you finished the puzzle
accountmadeforants: Hello blinkyspikeslady
kefktacough: put him in that hole
kefktacough: sexy lady
tehcrashxor: Hot
Sektor88: google says this is on PS4 too, since I don't use Steam, PSN will be my platform of choice :P
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starlitdiscord: ummm
RiverBirch: o-o?
2Flower: D: <-- smiling
Mowdownjoe: You call that a smile?
sjcTheos: proto woman... is this a megaman game? barcThink
ecobeing: I have returned new and reborn
Sektor88: she's hot Kappa
TheMerricat: she's narrating
ritchards: Should this be Kathleen's stream?
splatty1: are we the demon bird, is the demon bird beej?
mysterweb: She's describing how we look through the camera...
Sektor88: TheIlluminati
sjcTheos: TheIlluminati
DaMullet14: we're gonna have to touch that eye aren't we
accountmadeforants: Goodbye
kefktacough: bye bye
Dared00: ok bye
starlitdiscord: goodbye!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: deuces
DiscordianTokkan: Bye Poochie Lady
Mowdownjoe: GOODBYE
wildpeaks: uhh bye ?
BlueDaNewb: Team proto woman is blasting off again
sjcTheos: 100% or bust
kefktacough: goodbye forever
Laogeodritt: Every time I pop in to see what's going on in this stream I leave more confused. XD
tehcrashxor: Lick the eye!
sjcTheos: pizza PogChamp kylestPizza
kefktacough: majoras mask vibes from that sfx
Sektor88: WutFace
Kykiwi: wtf is this shit?
splatty1: well then
Schokobeau: PogChamp NANI
TheMerricat: lol that started the elevator! ^_^
accountmadeforants: I am sustained by your tears!
mysterweb: What's going on here Alex, is a weird, weird ride XD
ecobeing: you made the illuminati cry
BlueDaNewb: katesScared
DaMullet14: I thought the eye was supposed to be in the top bit
v_nome: On a scale of yes, how high are we?
sjcTheos: grimliCry
starlitdiscord: welp
VoidByAnyOtherName: wat
Schokobeau: That's what you get for eating trash burgers and trash pizza
ritchards: W T FUCK?
DaniKitty414: Are we sure this isn't Watch and Play?
Mowdownjoe: BibleThump
Kykiwi: 1 hour in ya still lvl 1?
starlitdiscord: i am so concerned right now
TheMerricat: @DaniKitty414 It's not a poor game, it's just Twin Peaks level of out of ther.
riking27: a bonus stream doesn't need to fit into such narrow categories @DaniKitty414
kefktacough: the game has this system called the mind dungeon you need to use it to level up, that's why he didn't gain levels I played the demo at PAX
DaniKitty414: fair
Sektor88: @kefktacough neat
DevInsanity: is that... butter road?
sjcTheos: sparkingly...
Nuurgle: we caught a Gengar?
ecobeing: Frand
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if Panda blocks damage completely?
ritchards: Deaf End?
riking27: the 2nd round was a scratch not the red
starlitdiscord: skull!
Freelancepolicefan: Banger!
Mowdownjoe: SMELETON
Despoiler98: CONTINUOUS
TheMerricat: Boneathan!
Despoiler98: ENTHUSIASTIC
DevInsanity: CONSENT
Despoiler98: CONSENT!
ecobeing: CONCENT!
VoidByAnyOtherName: bone zone?
tehcrashxor: you ARE doing additional damage...
TheMerricat: you are, each combo point you get on them is a hit.
DaMullet14: each hit seems to do one more damage than the previous hit
riking27: Cheese, Burger
RebelliousUno: you probably need a better record
mynthio: You did 2 damage when it reached +8.
sjcTheos: we found cheese AND a burger! time to open the crafting menu! Kappa
Tiber727: Is there a combine command for those ingredients?
Serpens77: Found Cheese. found Burger. If only there was some way to combine E those into some kind of... BurgerCheese
RebelliousUno: I expect different grooves on this track
DiscordianTokkan: Skills -> Panda Barrier?
mysterweb: Oh rats! We're under attack! XD
mysterweb: *waits a second*
riking27: oh that was a 2nd red :/
RebelliousUno: No such luck
Sektor88: I wonder if later rtecords change the size / numer of combo / hit wedges
starlitdiscord: oh i thought it was just that the damage base is 1 and you have to penetrate defense to do more than 1 damage
VoidByAnyOtherName: @Serpens77 i believe what you're looking for is "churger"
DaMullet14: have we hit a red defense yet?
DaMullet14: I assume it reduces even more damage
countz3r0: Hey the song changed didn't it?
kefktacough: Red blocks it completely
Serpens77: Yes, of course. How silly of me
TStodden: I guess overkill isn't a thing... I was kinda waiting for somebody crying "He's already dead!" with an obscene combo.
RebelliousUno: 8 hit
sjcTheos: 8 hits PogChamp
Sektor88: Crit!? PogChamp
RebelliousUno: Ah the Rat had Cheese
countz3r0: that's cool each record/weapon has a unique song
ritchards: how much exp do you need to level? (even if that matters)
RebelliousUno: that makes more sense than Ceaser Salad
countz3r0: i am loving the sound design and soundtrack for this
Serpens77: You're slapping rats with a vinyl record. I can definitely see where the EarthBound/Mother comparisons were coming from XD
RebelliousUno: Are we still in the hotel?
sjcTheos: why is the sign telling us what we think?
TheMerricat: saw some pay binocs behind glowing girl
kefktacough: Can you go in the windows?
RebelliousUno: this is creepy AF
kefktacough: go in the window
DiscordianTokkan: I guess the windows are portals?
splatty1: time to go through space windows
Saulens181: wait, so, correct me if im wrong - we graduated, came home, got a note from our mom telling us to get some groceries, got a werid phone call, and then while rambling around found a cat ans followed it here?
countz3r0: wow
riking27: alternating spirals
ritchards: yep, well now everything makes sense
RebelliousUno: WHAT WILL YOU DO
Freelancepolicefan: this song is so goood
riking27: wonder what space girl has to say
sjcTheos: so we are Alice? no wait that was a rabbit...
ecobeing: This a kind of katamari sureal where everyone just accepts it
TheMerricat: the cage did have a ! next to it.
Mowdownjoe: TEETH
ritchards: Bone Zone!
sjcTheos: grimliPog BONES
Sektor88: Party member 2? :P
kefktacough: qt
ritchards: Dali is the cat
Despoiler98: I feel like our character is not freaking out enough
mysterweb: Dali must be the cat?
RebelliousUno: The cat is actually called Dali
Sektor88: uhhhh
RebelliousUno: maybe she means the lift
sjcTheos: Dali... as in Salvador Dali? everything makes a bunch more sense now
DaMullet14: It's a massive coincidence that the cat's named that, I guess
starlitdiscord: XD
RebelliousUno: And yet you asked anyway
mysterweb: God I love this writing
frnknstn: This song is half "Yesterday" and half "The Candy Man Can"
kefktacough: thats what it seems like
Sektor88: that face
kefktacough: like he's telling the story to someone
ritchards: She is now Kathleen
RebelliousUno: So dank
splatty1: not sure how much I like voiced narration
sjcTheos: dank stars
ritchards: hey, her face is up there, mister!
CobaltShurikenReborn: dank af pattyCat pattyBongo
Dared00: This is... confusing. But good confusing.
TheMerricat: This is not flirting.
Despoiler98: her voice sounds familiar do we know who the voice actors are?
sjcTheos: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, I think the Proto Woman was flirting more than Sammy
VoidByAnyOtherName: what even is this dialogue
TheMerricat: This is romcom flirting.
riking27: how many tropes is this conversation checking off
DevInsanity: That seems fair
sjcTheos: fair enough?
thirsty_kitteh: I _like_ her.
RebelliousUno: https://yiikrpg.com/?page_id=2377 The Cast
DaMullet14: Semi as in truck?
ritchards: those backwards ' s...
RebelliousUno: Sammy isn't listed there though
Sektor88: ohey, Kirbopher is Alex. I know that guy
sjcTheos: Sammy get! \o/
Sektor88: ooh, Antfish is in here too. nice
Dared00: Sammy is in credits - Kelley Nicole Dugan
BlueDaNewb: What was in the little cage?
mysterweb: OH MAN
RebelliousUno: Ah i think it's KELLEY NICOLE DUGAN
kefktacough: KELLEY NICOLE DUGAN from https://yiikrpg.com/?page_id=2373
kefktacough: yeah just found it too
mysterweb: I WAS WONDERING why I kept hearing it!
RebelliousUno: yeah the credits
TheMerricat: the cage near the start was interactable.
Mowdownjoe: I wouldn't be surprised. Also, the Mother series was named after a Beatles song.
DaMullet14: Why is everyone shouting KELLEY NICOLE DUGAN
steampunkjesus: oh wow. Yeah i hear it now
RebelliousUno: The credits are in caps on the page
ConspicuousCompiler: How do you call the EVAS from this phone boothj?
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, is that a microphone in the grass there?
RebelliousUno: so we both C&P
DiscordianTokkan: Next to the phone? Oh well
Sektor88: uhh
TheMerricat: window? This isn't where we started at.
Despoiler98: YAY NO CONTEXT
sjcTheos: an antichamber
VoidByAnyOtherName: hallucinations maybe
Mowdownjoe: Welp... this is certainly like a Dali painting.
Zebunisher: poke the eye!
sjcTheos: TheIlluminati
kefktacough: oh the eye opened
CobaltShurikenReborn: ok, who took peode
kefktacough: oh oh maybe inspect it
DiscordianTokkan: Poke eye to water plants? I guess?
ritchards: I have no eye-dea...
sjcTheos: 4Head
kefktacough: open the doors thens inspect
RebelliousUno: Half open with 1 door
RebelliousUno: filly open with two
mysterweb: WELP
RebelliousUno: WTF just happened
DiscordianTokkan: !pardonfuck
sjcTheos: things are occuring
Zebunisher: uhhhohh
RebelliousUno: my brain
accountmadeforants: Suh-weeet!
Phailhammer: lrrSPOOP
Riandisa: This makes me think of The Manhole
CobaltShurikenReborn: welp
mysterweb: I officially love this game with all my twin peak's fan heart
VoidByAnyOtherName: definitely drugs
TheMerricat: Drugs boys and girls! They'll FUCK YOU UP!
sjcTheos: we're RICH!
RebelliousUno: Oh Sammy is in the party nice
riking27: okay when do we start getting the option to put stuff back inside chests
Gen2Gengar: I'm waiting for a chest to be a mimic
kefktacough: this is making me realize how silly chests are in games
RebelliousUno: we have $325!!
sjcTheos: time to buy a boat
RebelliousUno: Was that a Wheel of cheese.
Mowdownjoe: AWW! KITTY
sjcTheos: katesHug katesHug2
thirsty_kitteh: meow? =^.^=
RebelliousUno: Yeah she's a real tool
sjcTheos: uhoh things are getting meta again
TheMerricat: https://soundcloud.com/ackkstudios if you like the music.
kefktacough: I asked the developer at PAX about Panda and he said he was like Hobbes in Calvin in Hobbes
Sektor88: uhh
TheBorzoi: snowyW snowyPounce
Mowdownjoe: Sure...
RebelliousUno: like the extra wings that just show up
sjcTheos: specifically the kitchen?
ritchards: does he scream?
RebelliousUno: Does he scream
splatty1: does he scream? Kappa
Mowdownjoe: He's a screamer?
VoidByAnyOtherName: does he scream
splatty1: wow
mysterweb: Wait, the pigtail....
Zebunisher: the power issue isnt't the only thing i would worry about here
sjcTheos: Kaiser Wilhelm?
mysterweb: I'm thinking a composer?
Freelancepolicefan: How are you enjoying the game so far?
kefktacough: oh use the cat
steampunkjesus: Use kitter
RebelliousUno: So use the cat?
sjcTheos: katesLurk
RebelliousUno: How do we use the cat
TheBorzoi: Use the cat
VoidByAnyOtherName: just waiting for this to turn into a let's nope with a jumpscare and wilhelm scream
Mowdownjoe: MEOW
RebelliousUno: Ok that's not weird at all
sjcTheos: catarang!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. cat launcher
BusTed: Whoa.
kefktacough: oh he's like handpan in wild arms
Sektor88: N I C E
DiscordianTokkan: Laser-sighted Cat
Tiber727: Fire ze kittens!
ritchards: fever?
Sektor88: BODIED PogChamp
sjcTheos: PogChamp
RebelliousUno: wow bodied
Despoiler98: Kitties got CLAWS
steampunkjesus: Poggers
Mowdownjoe: GOOD KITTY
Phailhammer: Oh, now I see why people were shouting "CONSENT!" earlier on. :D
sir_jack_DB: holy moly
VoidByAnyOtherName: so what is she anyways, is she like your imaginary waifu?
Zebunisher: cat is super effective
RebelliousUno: She's far better than you
TheBorzoi: I like that each character has a different way to attack
Sektor88: "sammy made a weird cat noise.."
kefktacough: all the party members have a different mini game
sjcTheos: Dali OP
riking27: so. my earlier mental comparison to paper mario TTYD
RatekStormcrow: BE NICE TO HER.....
fuzzy_died: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:19.
riking27: these are action commands
RebelliousUno: she will eat your eyes
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:35.
RebelliousUno: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:44:32. lrrSPOT
kefktacough: hit the one next to you
kefktacough: then the othjer one
kefktacough: ohh
riking27: must get chest
Sektor88: detours! PogChamp
RebelliousUno: who has this sort of room in their house
Feminine_Desires: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
RebelliousUno: there's another lever
kefktacough: I think you need to use the other one
kefktacough: good aim
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
caulderjof: So, having missed everything up until now, this certainly seems surrealist, but can anyone tell me if it's actually post-modern in any way?
RebelliousUno: there we go
couldntpickausername: I'm sorry, I've not been paying attention but do you have a boomerang cat weapon?
Lysander_Gustav: Oh a cat-launching game. Neat
RebelliousUno: it seems still pre-modern
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:37.
cynimo: i just tuned in are you flinging a cat around to psychedelic music while walkinh on flying carpets?
Spamdude: throwing a cat to solve puzzles seems pretty deece
couldntpickausername: well I've got to get this game
kefktacough: I watched the developer talk on a stream about postmodern influences like Chuck Paulanick and Murakami
RebelliousUno: 9 HITS!
kefktacough: and how as the game goes on it becomes more apparent
Saulens181: I mean the weird proto-woman thing was kind of meta?
kefktacough: it was on the escapist stream for it
Lysander_Gustav: Okay this looks amazing after just a few seconds watching
RebelliousUno: Static?
VoidByAnyOtherName: truth is literal?
DerDrongo: "truth isnt something you assemble"?
kefktacough: yeah like with Infinite Jest
caulderjof: My understanding was that the shift was from "There is one objective truth" in modernism, to post-modernism said that all truth claims are subjective, so therefore there's no objective truth to be had.
RebelliousUno: from Encyclopedia Britanica
RebelliousUno: Postmodernism, also spelled post-modernism, in Western philosophy, a late 20th-century movement characterized by broad skepticism, subjectivism, or relativism; a general suspicion of reason; and an acute sensitivity to the role of ideology in asserting and maintaining political and economic power.
kefktacough: seems like Ackk Studios is referencing postmodern books like fight club and infinite jest and don quioxto
riking27: no hidden reason, ok
RichardMcSundy: post moderninsm is really dangerous
mysterweb: Annnnnd that's how you turn your brain inside out
RichardMcSundy: especially today where everyone wants to ahve a political opiniona nd yet not seem political
ContingentCat: Oh hey a surprise Beej!
HydraWiggins: thinking that other people's point of view doesn't matter is worrisome thinking that you can have your own facts regardless of proof is worrisome this covers both
caulderjof: To me, it always seemed that post-modernism was at its core a rejection of the claim of modernism that rational thought and human endeavors increase the well-being of people. Everything else about post-modernism seems to come from that rejection.
RichardMcSundy: yeah postmoderninsm can easily turn people aginst Empathy
RichardMcSundy: and Empathy is an important part of a sane human being
RebelliousUno: Hmm I think my brain might have just melted out of my ears
riking27: makes sense to me
Sati90: "Philosopher Advisory Mandatory"
ContingentCat: yeah I was going to say that sounds a lot like what existentialism is about, the deciding things for yourself
kefktacough: reading their blogpost they seem to be talking about postmodern styles of literature
kefktacough: like inherenat vice
RebekahWSD: Nothing may matter, and existence is futile, but I'm here now, and damn it I will make everyone the happiest I can make them
RichardMcSundy: i absolutely agree beej
riking27: ? she lives there you just left her house
RichardMcSundy: that's why i found LRR comedy so good, you guys make the viewer part of the sarcasm
riking27: wow alx
dungeonart: Is there a pre-modernism?
Sektor88: oof
accountmadeforants: This dude hasn't been very nice throughout
RebelliousUno: yeah Alex
ritchards: BM Alex, BM
RichardMcSundy: this protagonist seems like a real shithead
sjcTheos: lrrEFF
Gen2Gengar: dungeonart classicism
kynafox: Gimme your peanuts beej
caulderjof: @dungeonart No, because Modernism is philosophy, rather than a time-line descriptor.
kefktacough: oh no im allergic be careful with those
RebelliousUno: oh a sweet not a thing to sit on
Saulens181: dungeonart the enlightenment?
caulderjof: @dungeonart Or rather, it's a category of philosophies.
fishmanfishfish: on Southwest they just let you take whatever you want
fishmanfishfish: very friendly
RebelliousUno: Oh are they basically Polos?
bosku: 'pop'
steampunkjesus: I'll have a coffee, leave the pot.
fuzzy_died: I love Southwest
RebekahWSD: I...always asked them for the can as a kid flying. Was that rude? Huh
cuttlefishman: so...
cuttlefishman: always fly in the back of the plane?
riking27: please sir, may i have some more?
bosku: asking is fine/good
dungeonart: Why is post modernism called post modernism if it is not a reference to a timeframe?
caulderjof: If you remember that the flight attendant is a person, asking them for something else/more seems less weird.
TheMerricat: The Canadian Power move.
ContingentCat: I tried to do that when I basically wanted the can so I could drink later on a long flight without it getting flat
Sektor88: MANNERS EH?A
LoquaciousLass: he had that coming
RebelliousUno: and the factory
ritchards: did he ever get his list back from Dali?
Gen2Gengar: I thought she had a roommate?
RichardMcSundy: jesus these character are all sort of sociopaths
TheMerricat: That was not a steel mill,
caulderjof: @dungeonart It's supposed to mean that they have moved beyond the Modernist mindstates. The idea that it's "beyond" as in, an improvement, is just self-aggrandizement, honestly.
zachrpg: Postmodernism is called postmodernism because it's a rejection of Modernism. Modernism is called that because it was named after the concept of "being modern"
cuttlefishman: Alex, stop being wierd
AndronPlaysGames: Am I crazy or does that girl sound like Kate Micucci?
ritchards: Hey, Beej, remember he hasn't seen her face
thirsty_kitteh: Ah, yes, always be aware of your thirst.
Gen2Gengar: I'm kinda confused about what's happen,ing, I gotta say
ContingentCat: oh god Alex don't try to turn her into a manic pixie dream girl
dungeonart: understood
cuttlefishman: Alex, no
RebelliousUno: Alex why are you trying to put this to make sense
kynafox: Alex...
dungeonart: sometimes its hard not having english as your first language
RebelliousUno: you've been attacking giant smiles
kynafox: ALEX
sir_jack_DB: quit being a fucking weirdo Alex
riking27: LOL
TheMerricat: Alex, did you forget the entire DRUG TRIP you just lived through?
cuttlefishman: Sammy is great
RichardMcSundy: oof
kynafox: Thank you Sammy
Sektor88: UHOH
zachrpg: CUBE TEETH
Lysander_Gustav: wow this game is really good
steampunkjesus: umm
RebelliousUno: erm
cuttlefishman: umm
starlitdiscord: uhh
Sektor88: WILHELM?
sjcTheos: grimliS
TheBorzoi: Is this Space Channel 5 now?
TheMerricat: Wilhelm?
ContingentCat: UM
steampunkjesus: oh okay
mysterweb: IT'S THE TIME SPACE COPS
Amentur: Uhm?!
mysterweb: WAIT
kynafox: I need an adult!
mysterweb: Okay, that's....a lot of blood
DaMullet14: that
steampunkjesus: hmm
sjcTheos: sammy! barcD
RebekahWSD: Pardon
DaMullet14: happened
starlitdiscord: uhhhhhhh
RebelliousUno: I'm just going to put down the crack pipe
Zebunisher: that was unexpected...just like the spanish inquisition
Decaped: this is such a B-game
sir_jack_DB: that's not healthy!
countz3r0: damn
RichardMcSundy: oh here we go again, the male protagoni8st needs to save the little princess
Sektor88: shit got real(?)
Saulens181: ?????
Laogeodritt: I need to just play this myself. Or watch the VOD properly. XD
cuttlefishman: Alex, is this a coping mechanism
RebelliousUno: I bet she took our Camo Jacket
Invitare: *reached out hand, presses the "Close Doors" button*
TheMerricat: Whelp, better go buy groceries now!
ritchards: Oh, is this set in Nightvale?
Riandisa: Did she take away the stuff you equipped her with?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
accountmadeforants: Welp
ContingentCat: welp
Sektor88: time to fight some not-starmen Kappa
starlitdiscord: oh hello fire lady
RebelliousUno: Finally something to spend all the csh on
CururuGuasu: She can’t lube gone! She still has some of our stuff equipped!
RebelliousUno: What are these 2019 prices
DaMullet14: how on earth do you vend a fountain soda
VoidByAnyOtherName: crack machine?
CururuGuasu: Can’t be gone
accountmadeforants: Money grows on trees, Beej
cuttlefishman: Birch Beer is delicious
cuttlefishman: not wrong
ritchards: now, real question, can we equip Dali as our weapon?
RebelliousUno: well hello there
CururuGuasu: Gah, that was a bad typo
RebelliousUno: save your DATA
Invitare: Chisps?
RebelliousUno: ah this one is a fending machine at least
Invitare: Popato Chisps?
RebelliousUno: vending*
riking27: hey this is a Cheese Burger
riking27: where's the crafting menu
Koios7: I’m a little let down that the phone isn’t the earthbound “call your dad and tell him what’s happened”
Koios7: Or anything similar
kefktacough: these prices are the weirdest part about this game
ContingentCat: damn that must be a good cheese burger
MrSVCD: use the d-buttons
kefktacough: THEIF
MrSVCD: ?
kefktacough: Thief
Kerrisis: FEEF!!
dungeonart: this is the price of a pretty crappy cheeseburger where I live :(
ritchards: change weapon to Dali?
RebelliousUno: also would I choose vending machine pizza over trash burger?
Kerrisis: I'm willing to bet the game will call you on looting hte cash register, Beej...
kefktacough: -can you walk during this?
RichardMcSundy: this VA is so weird, did he record all this in his bedroom?
TallBlondePillager: Is this Adam doing the voice acting?
kefktacough: whenever he narrates it sounds like he's in a chamber of some sort
countz3r0: drug reference
dungeonart: The protagonist sounds like he got a degree in english lit and it went to his head
kefktacough: makes me think he's talkign to someone later int he game
Feminine_Desires: @kefktacough a psychologist maybe?
kefktacough: hahahaha
RebelliousUno: yeah the echo makes it seems like it's being relayed to someone else
RebelliousUno: possibly in a toilet
dungeonart: its the echo inside his owne head :P
Sektor88: enigmaTom
kefktacough: wtf was this place?
Scy_Anide: Sooooo...Alex is a murderer right? Like, I assume we're going to find out that he's a psychopath and that he just killed Sammy?
RebelliousUno: You were supposed to get Groceries
Saulens181: (can we even get groceries?)
TheBorzoi: There was a rat on a bridge somewhere
TheBorzoi: Can the cat attack it?
EscherichiaCole: You might be able to get the mouse bridge now
SerGarretCameron: the mouse?
Ukon_vasara: do we have a cat as a boomerang
kefktacough: ooo yeah try the cat ont he mat
kefktacough: mouse*
Ukon_vasara: excellent game is excellent
EscherichiaCole: are groceries even real?
Sektor88: The cat stole our grocery list. :P
Scy_Anide: Groceries probably in some trash cans.
BlueDaNewb: We have cheeseburgers
RebelliousUno: but then we stole the cat
RebelliousUno: oh good we can reflect
starlitdiscord: reflect~
niccus: eh, i like absorb better
riking27: personally i prefer refraction
dungeonart: dude is a friggin mirror
kefktacough: all these cheese burgers
kefktacough: are now on the couch
TheMerricat: Alex, you need to work on that heavy breathing thing.
riking27: backstory: at&t hasn't gotten back together yet
RebelliousUno: That's not how AOL sounded
TStodden: Oh yeah... AOL was a thing back then.
Feminine_Desires: close the curtains?
Sektor88: @RebelliousUno legally distinct ISP Kappa
EscherichiaCole: oh that modem sound tho
starlitdiscord: oop
niccus: well this looks safe
Sektor88: we vaporwave now
riking27: it's PacBell not AOL
RebelliousUno: This is the era of clicking shit in emails
dungeonart: I remember that monkey :P I beat the monkey all the time, just never that one
RebelliousUno: because we didn't know any better
TheMerricat: phishing....
kefktacough: phil phishing
RebelliousUno: nearly 3 meg
TehAmelie: elephants are at least as aware as teenagers
Vyous: elephants have some level of social intelligence, so. . .
sjcTheos: "Elephants can't feel love" -Beej
RebelliousUno: in 3 meg?
TheMerricat: missingpersons
countz3r0: beej dont sensual elephant shame.
MrSVCD: Internet Navigator!! Nice!!
riking27: ?/?
Feminine_Desires: YEAH WTF
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
Amentur: Really Alex?
ContingentCat: as far as you know asshat
BlueDaNewb: this dude
starlitdiscord: wow
RebelliousUno: Please Alex...Please
Saulens181: Alex?
Sektor88: wowww
starlitdiscord: smh
EscherichiaCole: I hope this game wants us to think he is an ass
EscherichiaCole: Because I do
angryoptimist: I had to split after the stealing from his mom--is this guy still being Donger Prime?
kefktacough: yeah the devs told me it's a game about him growing up and being self absorded and becoming more self aware
RebelliousUno: frigging quicktime
TheMerricat: @EscherichiaCole I thinkt that's a given
riking27: "Internet Navigation"
BlueDaNewb: We quicktime now boys
TStodden: OMG! QT was another thing...
EscherichiaCole: TheMerricat honestly I have a really hard time with some games
RebelliousUno: we just saw that
accountmadeforants: QuickTime was a virus Windows users were required to download because of Mac users, yeah.
RebelliousUno: we were there
sjcTheos: wait, this is a reference to something...
angryoptimist: Seems spoopy.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
sjcTheos: like a real life something
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah, that actualy happened, and the woman was found in like, a water tank on the roof?
mysterweb: "Is no one going to point out the star monsters?!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one of those creepy unsolved mysteries
TheBorzoi: In case you're wondering, that domain exists and goes to the game website
RebelliousUno: save your DATA
sjcTheos: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yeahh thats what I'm thinking of
Feminine_Desires: @SydPreviouslyHeadache oh shit, yeah this is a real event
riking27: mysterweb i especially like how someone actually did point them out
dungeonart: back in 2000 star monsters were pretty common. we just never talked about them, like you dont often talk about grass
Laogeodritt: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Elisa Lam case, somewhere in CAli IIRC
riking27: classic comments section
kefktacough: I talked to Brian who made this game at Pax and he told me it was a story about a self absorbed guy who becomes self aware over the process when I asked if he was supposed to be a jerk
angryoptimist: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Oh, wow--yeah, I remember that news story. Maximum awful.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it showed her behaving suspiciously around that elevator. yeah fuck
mysterweb: @riking27 Yup! I do like that it took a bit to get to XD
angryoptimist: Was at a hotel, wasn't it?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm going to lose sleep remembering that
RebelliousUno: !advice
LRRbot: Never hug people with your mouth.
ritchards: that might have been when she was taken before
MrSVCD: @loadingreadyrun qt was a thing on Windows for a while too. then vlc happened.
kefktacough: google Elisa Lam
sjcTheos: ^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Or don't. it's scary
kefktacough: moms sleeping shhhh
ritchards: GO TO SLEEP!!!!
TheBorzoi: QuickTIme was needed to play .mov files on Windows
Sektor88: uhh
mysterweb: AHHHH hi panda
ContingentCat: um hi
Lysander_Gustav: Oh I think I recognize that pirate poster
dungeonart: quicktime was cancer on PC
RebelliousUno: urm
RebelliousUno: hello panda?
RvLeshrac: Are you talking about the Japanese horror movie, "Dark Water"?
sjcTheos: judgy panda, jeeez
riking27: I don't think that scale is quite accurate
Ukon_vasara: i dont like the tone of this panda
noSmokeFire: is this a literal panda?
RebelliousUno: RealTime Player or Riot
kefktacough: he's a stuffed panda
riking27: Wait why am I not subscribed
sjcTheos: does the panda represent our self-hatred?
Rhynerd: a stuffed panda
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kefktacough: like calvin and hobbes
SerGarretCameron: oh god, VLC was a godsend.
starlitdiscord: panda stop judging us
dungeonart: divx was lief
TStodden: Oh yeah... Codecs were a pain back then (before VLC & K-Lite packs)
TheBorzoi: Real Media was the worse thing ever but easiest to implement to sites
RebelliousUno: why is the panda talking to us
MikeSmith916: I just tuned in. Did anyone discuss that this is the Full House living room?
kefktacough: 2;00 buddy wake up
TheMerricat: There were always K-lite like packages IIRC.
RebelliousUno: why are we ok with this
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kefktacough: everyone in the game seems how aware of a jerk Alex is but alex
TheMerricat: what is that picture onthe wall....
kefktacough: Who does Panda's voice?
angryoptimist: Called. Out. :D
dungeonart: did he just assume the panda's gender?
Lysander_Gustav: This is a good noir mystery
SydPreviouslyHeadache: RvLesharac, Dark water is similar, but uhh, that happened in real life
MrSVCD: Panda for president of the Universe
niccus: the website has a list of credits but no mention of panda; maybe we'll get a name later
starlitdiscord: think
RebelliousUno: could be BRITTANY LAUDA or PENNI SMITH as additional voices
sjcTheos: O_O
sjcTheos: what about the CULTISTS
noSmokeFire: a robot is very interesting taste!
starlitdiscord: i am very confused
mysterweb: There's also the choir over to the right
mysterweb: And confirmed robot!
Sektor88: Sammy, rather.
Sektor88: keyboard plz
RebelliousUno: what are we watching
Sektor88: :P
countz3r0: man this game is out there
TheBorzoi: Something is flashing at the bottom of the bed
kefktacough: this is a reference to Murakami's after dark
GhassanPL: What is this game.
mysterweb: OH!
starlitdiscord: who is this we
GhassanPL: Someone is a fan of Suda51 and Life is Strange it sees
Feminine_Desires: @TheBorzoi it's the female (forgot her name) that was kidnapped.
mysterweb: I think that was the choir talking!
GhassanPL: it seems*
countz3r0: the royal we
Sektor88: @mysterweb yeah, thatw as my guess
RebelliousUno: You could have woken us up
Sektor88: oh GOOD.
Phailhammer: "Hello? Hello hello?"
RebelliousUno: Creepy....A...F...
sjcTheos: oh god remove phone from ear WutFace
RebelliousUno: Why do you keep calling here
TheMerricat: HANG UP!
Sektor88: some anachronism, then
SerGarretCameron: thirty to fifty seconds.
omdorastrix: I saw a youtube video about this. Apparently in California, if a long-distance 3rd party dropped the call it would go fast-busy
ContingentCat: yeah it was rare you'd actually hear it
angryoptimist: it's Magic! you knowwwwww!
RebelliousUno: this is true you haven't pee'd all game
angryoptimist: (re: Chair Chair Chair)
omdorastrix: lemme see if I can dig it up...
TStodden: I'm doubtful you'll get into the bathroom... Out of many RPG's, only a few let you get into the bathroom... MUCH LESS A WORKING ONE.
ritchards: lrrFINE
angryoptimist: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: !! plot is happening !!
wikisome: What is this? Donnie Darko?
Feminine_Desires: You are having regrets over not saving her, and it's manifesting as a horror.
Last1031: was that the living room from full house
niccus: it's all the burgers you ate
TStodden: That burger tree is vegan, right?
ritchards: cat dog dog catr
TheMerricat: mouse bridge?
riking27: wat
kefktacough: the cat can open chests
mynthio: I just noticed apparently Alex lived in that house with his mother, father and sister but it only has three beds?
omdorastrix: Ah.. I lied -- the phone goes to dial-tone, not busy...
RebelliousUno: yes that makes sense
RebelliousUno: Mother and Father Share a bed?
omdorastrix: The dial tone did return when you were serviced by older mechanical switching equipment; with the move to digital this changed,
TheMerricat: @omdorastrix that wasn't a 'busy' signal though, it was the 'off the hook' signal.
kefktacough: Maybe he has dead siblings
kefktacough: :( rip f
dungeonart: thats easy, the sister is expecting triplets
dungeonart: eating for four
TheMerricat: Having Guests over for dinner.
Scy_Anide: It's an entertaining house I assume.
kefktacough: you need cut I'm guessing lol
RebelliousUno: I thought you were meaning she was was going to eat them?
omdorastrix: @TheMerricat Yeah, I admit. I crossed the signals on that one
TheBorzoi: HP+7 is probably a good thing to have
RebelliousUno: Alright I need to head out to sleep
RebelliousUno: I'm certainly curious to see where this goes though
RebelliousUno: Later Chat, Later Beej
kefktacough: that is a 90s sitcom logo
TheMerricat: night @RebelliousUno
MrSVCD: Good Night!
rybackgaming: so this game looks interesting... how is it? also, o/ chat! o/ Beej!
Scy_Anide: That chest has been there a long time. It killed the grass underneath it.
MrSVCD: pride100
Scy_Anide: I can tell it's the 90s cuz you're going door-to-door like a solicitor.
TheMerricat: @rybackgaming do not take drugs before playing, it has enough acid trips in it to cover.
Worldbuild: Trash shake
ContingentCat: milkshake tree?
kefktacough: you need to get the Mind Dungeon
rybackgaming: @TheMerricat oh... kay...
kefktacough: that's how you level up
riking27: "Underpaid"
Saulens181: ^
rybackgaming: $15 for a name brand water bottle. jesus.
kefktacough: What are you supposed to be doing now?
riking27: yeah at $15 for water you'd think they could pay their employees
Saulens181: groceries! (idk)
Lysander_Gustav: wut?
kefktacough: I think you unlock the Mind Dungeon later on
Worldbuild: Dungeon
TheMerricat: Mind Dungeon is how you level up.
TheBorzoi: Mind Dungeon is probably something you unlock later
angryoptimist: M I N D D U N G E O N you say?
Rhynerd: M I N D D U N G E O N.
BlueChloroplast: this music makes me think of pokemon
kefktacough: Sammy is dead waiting for you
kefktacough: poor girl :(
rybackgaming: this is some Earthbound bus, and I love it.
Scy_Anide: How do you even level up? Aren't you still level 1?
TheMerricat: @Scy_Anide someone said you do it in the mind dungeon, after you unlock it.
Scy_Anide: ah
kefktacough: this song is so fun
kefktacough: love the Kazoo
Ukon_vasara: dodge god btw
Worldbuild: Party
Worldbuild: Party was mentioned
vidStrickland just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. vidStrickland subscribed for 21 months in a row!
vidStrickland: I saw this game at Camp Fangamer 2015 and thought it was pronounced "yeek" at the time.
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TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I'm assuming this game gets the Beej Stamp of Approval?
rybackgaming: so we're raiding Ben at the end of this, yeah?
ritchards: lrrGREED
Sarah_Serinde: rybackgaming We don't tend to do raids much, especially if there's going to be another LRR stream on soon
angryoptimist: It's also coming to Switch, Beej.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh right
rybackgaming: fair enough, Sarah.
RichardMcSundy: thanks for streaming Beej <3
TheBorzoi: It'll be on PS4 too
Banrael: Thanks for the bonus Beejstream
countz3r0: Switch, PS4,, and PS Vita
Worldbuild: Kill that smile
kefktacough: im pretty worried about Sammy I think the not starmen seemed pretty mean
countz3r0: I'll buy this just for the great effort when it hits psn
kefktacough: run
TheMerricat: HOLY
countz3r0: tactical!
countz3r0: Beej have you used your skills?
TheMerricat: I don't thik you've got any yet
countz3r0: haha
kefktacough: Panda I choose you!
riking27: !addquote Beej "I didn't think I had any skills at all"
Ukon_vasara: we graduated college, we have to have sooome skills surely
countz3r0: Panda Protec!
angryoptimist: Wait, is this Persona?
Scy_Anide: Got them sick DJ'ing skills I guess
kefktacough: maybe the enemies turns count
Scy_Anide: and a beard
DaMullet14: those skulls really kill your combos
countz3r0: what's really funny is Alex looks just like an ex roommate who was also a dj :P
Scy_Anide: I think he looks like Travis McElroy
DrDracnon just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. DrDracnon subscribed for 6 months in a row!
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vidStrickland: I've been looking forward to this, but dang, combat seems super slow
kefktacough: In the mind dungeon its 100 for each levle
kefktacough: *levle
TheMerricat: I believe dodging unseen attacks is just at disadvantage Beej.
Rhynerd: perhaps there was some sarcasm. "oh no. who could have seen that attack coming."
ritchards: throw Dali at the dog
ritchards: disappointed!
Amentur: That is one chill dog
BlueDaNewb: heavy equipment lady is back
vidStrickland: just saw Matt Hawkins over at the zine stand
Gen2Gengar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Fitness Boxing) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (38m from now).
DaMullet14: I'm starting to wonder if the "name a friend" questions at the start weren't a massive double bluff
DaMullet14: and they're not going to matter
MaladyDark just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. MaladyDark subscribed for 4 months in a row!
MaladyDark: Bees? BEEJ!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MaladyDark! (Today's storm count: 24)
thirsty_kitteh: ah, 1999, where www. prefixes actually made sense
kefktacough: Michael is bakugou from My Hero Academia
Makimachine: The homepage works. XD
ジャンサルズィ: actually they make sense even now, to allow for cookie-free subdomains and the like
Feminine_Desires: Beej is a writer!
Last1031: also who says the www.
ジャンサルズィ: BTW like with any good media, the creators of this RPG did register onism1999 dot com
ContingentCat: or have Alex's reaction be trying to play it cool
northos: agreed. your way is much snappier
Lysander_Gustav: impact!
LoquaciousLass: i was a fan of abandonedplaces. That guy took some amazing photos.
TheMerricat: yes we were.
ritchards: yeah, we did
TheMerricat: and .com!
thirsty_kitteh: @ジャンサルズィ if the cookie domain is set correctly, that will be the case. The www. is only relevant if your web server is seperate from the domain's root server
TStodden: We did it because of Subdomains.
thirsty_kitteh: (and, back then, of course, they were. You also had the SMTP and SSH and and and ...)
TheMerricat: that was last night!
Saulens181: very SMT this
kefktacough: what a creep
angryoptimist: Also fairly Earthbound-y.
ジャンサルズィ: Let me explain further: If you use the base domain as the main domain for the website, then requests to any subdomain use the cookies you set at the base; if you use the www. subdomain as the main website domain, then you could use something like a "static." subdomain, without needing to buy a new domain to be cookie-free.
Lysander_Gustav: I like the Detective Narration
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Party member get!
Lysander_Gustav: mmmm
ritchards: yeah... me too Beej
mysterweb: I like that the characters actually interact like that!
angryoptimist: I mean, I didn't want to say anyting...
kefktacough: to the right
thirsty_kitteh: @ジャンサルズィ I refer you to https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6265#section-5.2.3 which disagrees -- if you set the field correctly, you do not need the www. for that to work
TStodden: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Fortnite - WM Spray (Exp. 01/31/2019) (Other) https://pump19.eu/codefall/yhxgaj | Fortnite - WM Spray (Exp. 01/31/2019) (Other) https://pump19.eu/codefall/ulefxk | Fortnite - WM Spray (Exp. 01/31/2019) (Other) https://pump19.eu/codefall/qelfht
kefktacough: the town area is to the right
kefktacough: in Episode Prime it was to the right
Reecer6: hope it's a radioshack.
Lysander_Gustav: I like the music
Feminine_Desires: What's the "(code provided)" part of the stream title mean?
angryoptimist: The same reaction.
Gen2Gengar: Feminine_Desires The devs gave a free code
ritchards: THE BACKWARDS ' S!!!
TheMerricat: Dune
Makimachine: Dune 2. <3
sjcTheos: the meta NotLikeThis
RiverBirch: *finger guns*
Lysander_Gustav: Meta
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
angryoptimist: lrrWOW
thirsty_kitteh: @ジャンサルズィ acutally, I may be wrong, and conflating the . and non-. converstion with the non-set version of the spec. Been a while since I've needed to care abotu the details of this
Lysander_Gustav: Wait, Two Brothers is 2000s
TStodden: C&C was something my brothers enjoyed playing at the time.
Amentur: Now I miss Westwood lrrAWW
thirsty_kitteh: Other way around -- serve foo.bar with cookies that do not exist for static.foo.bar
angryoptimist: ^
angryoptimist: Er, I also miss Westwood.
ANeMzero: I.. wish the Two Brothers remake ever actually came to fruition.
sjcTheos: katesRip WestWorld lrrAWW
MaladyDark: does a 3 week old arcade really smell?
sjcTheos: Westwood*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: agree to something, and then realize what was said
Makimachine: Ahahha, now I get it. They also made Two Brothers. XD
kefktacough: escape?
Lysander_Gustav: delightfully disquieting
TheMerricat: You are here forever!!!!
Reecer6: there's no leaaaaaviiiiiing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH I was thinking of Brothers:A tale of two sons
kefktacough: oh it's sammy
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
ContingentCat: oh my
Ukon_vasara: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Beej! party100 party100
Lysander_Gustav: Ooooh, I understand the title now
Lysander_Gustav: Y2k
Feminine_Desires: year 2,000
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH I didn't get that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: smart
riking27: 💚
Reecer6: OOOOOOooh
Lysander_Gustav: Though Yiik is a sort of funky title that brings to mind otherworlds
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wow i googled two brothers. people do not seem to like that game
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream Beej
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Fitness Boxing) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (27m from now).
Lysander_Gustav: Good night! Thanks for playing!
Amentur: Two brothers is also very weird
Feminine_Desires: Story is the only reason for me to play it, combat is a bit too slow to me, too many animations that you watch.
Sarah_Serinde: Fitness Boxing!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: gesundheit
angryoptimist: Gesundheit
ContingentCat: gesuntheit
kefktacough: you can speed the combat up with R2
Amentur: Gsundheit Bejj
Amentur: *Beej
Feminine_Desires: @kefktacough good to know :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: such a good playmat
angryoptimist: Bejj is Beej's Klingon name.
Sarah_Serinde: The PPR is up on Youtube now I believe, for people who were waiting for that
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2329 patrons for a total of $14,139.64 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
angryoptimist: Because LRR employs a hundred people.
MaladyDark: there's like ... 10 of you, you need the money
angryoptimist: ^
Sarah_Serinde: The more money they make, the more people they can afford to take on full-time! :)
Amentur: Would be interesting if I would start writing in klingon after midnight ... unless I was coding
MaladyDark: oooh new lockeers! nice
ContingentCat: I wish I could afford to chip in more than my twitch subscription but things are tight
angryoptimist: @Amentur At this point, if there isn't a Klingon-themed hobby programming language I'd be surprised.
Feminine_Desires: Be advertisement for LRR!
Sarah_Serinde: Always look after yourselves first, friends. We appreciate whatever you can kick in, but you come first! lrrHEART
angryoptimist: If there's an emoji language, there oughta be *three* Klingon programming languages.
TheMerricat: Night Beej!
MaladyDark: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
ジャンサルズィ: bai
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: katesThank lrrBEEJ
adi_pie: Thank you for the stream.
silverstar216: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Fitness Boxing) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (14m from now).
cheetoJack: angryoptimist https://esolangs.org/wiki/var'aq
thirsty_kitteh: @ジャンサルズィ not sure if you'll still be here, but I have a demo of what I mean with cookies up over at http://foo.tea-cats.co.uk -- the cookie 'baz' has a Domain set, so it is also sent to http://static.foo.tea-cats.co.uk, but the cookie 'foo' has a null Domain, so it is treated as being only for this exact host.