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TehAmelie: a box full of fitness?
r10pez10: !birb
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VoidByAnyOtherName: fitness boxing?
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MaladyDark: it's a rare casual dress Ian
TehAmelie: hello boxer friends
chickenace11: is it a house of lies a cafe or a gym who knows?
angryoptimist: Hello Ian and Hodor!
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait, fitness boxing is a rhythm game?
r10pez10: newday rhythmday
cheetoJack: Newday Cafe
VoidByAnyOtherName: annnnd i want to pet eevee again
r10pez10: lose yourself to box
chickenace11: I want to be eevee
FITorion: first episodes of the new season of anime is out... any one else kinda underwhelmed?
Pteraspidomorphi: I did not know of full casual Ian mode
Kaizoman2: Daring fireball shirt?
Banrael: Hi Hodor, Ian, Chat
chickenace11: Are any of the Ian modes DLC and where can we get them
Kaizoman2: lrrHEART
GDwarf: Casual Ian should not be confused with Causal Ian.
cuttlefishman: Kaguya-sama opening is a banger
TehAmelie: boxing can be dangerous. i've literally never sweated more in my life than when i played Wii Boxing
cuttlefishman: from this season
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LoquaciousLass: Having grown up in the 80s, any mention of exercise make the song Phical by Olivia Newton John play in my head. It's an unfortunate affliction.
LoquaciousLass: Physical
cuttlefishman: I mean... y'alls is Dr's
cuttlefishman: right
ritchards: are you cardiac people?
cuttlefishman: so... y'alls qualified to make judgements
Phailhammer: This game: Also not for cardiac people.
cuttlefishman: @MaladyDark obv you should get pregnant?
TehAmelie: missed opportunity. they should have said the game is "not recommended to orthopedic people"
Kaizoman2: Don’t epilepsy and rhythm game....
VoidByAnyOtherName: fii ness
Zaraka00: Put Lin in smash you cowards
MaladyDark: @cuttlefishman oh gods. no thanks not right now
korvys: "...because we're adults, who can afford to replace a monitor if needed"
cuttlefishman: Lin isn't as charismatic as Wii Fit Trainer
MaladyDark: her accent
chickenace11: Put casual Ian in smash
NimrodXIV: Safety Third!
cuttlefishman: Ian, put on the straps
LoquaciousLass: Thanks, Paul.
cuttlefishman: for god's sake
kamelion84: katesLol
cheetoJack: plenty of space
Lapinelis: Honestly, it makes a pretty good workout.
Kramburger: The switch screen goes black "I SAID. Put. On. The. STRAPS."
Lapinelis: I have it.
korvys: Make sure you don't have a light fixture to hit... PAUL
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MrPhlip: Kick, punch, it's all in the mind
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Phailhammer: Kramburger: "Don't make me come in there."
Meyari: If you switch to Japanese language, the subtitles probably match to that
Kramburger: 100% L&R are like dodge
aWabbajack: cheese!
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:38.
cutaos: i heard cheese too
Banrael: Oh, that's where I left my pepperjack
aWabbajack: to give out to dogs?
thirsty_kitteh: Cheese is post-workout :P
r10pez10: i have cheese in my pocket
RealGamerCow: not everyone has pocket cheese on them at all time?
angryoptimist: Pocket cheese! Sh-shaaa!
Phailhammer: korvys: Yes. Don't hit Paul. lrrBEEJ
SAJewers: StinkyCheese
Feminine_Desires: Those are some tight yoga pants...
cuttlefishman: 3mins!
Feminine_Desires: Also that voice is so stilted.
cuttlefishman: we been cast out of the Catholic church now
cuttlefishman: wow
Lapinelis: IOrthodox stance is standard right handed stance.
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like !advice
Lapinelis: Southpaw is the left handed stance
korvys: @Phailhammer "Do not touch Willie... good advice"
Kaizoman2: Don’t fuck up standing.
Invitare: Salute the Sun
Kramburger: Time to do a hit, but not to your TV or light
MrPhlip: Advanced mode teaches the paradox stance
RealGamerCow: wait, she has her left by her face
Lapinelis: engage the core is fitness speak for contract the ab muscles.
Feminine_Desires: BEnding the knees is a legit important boxing thing
cuttlefishman: This is... Imagineer?
phorrestgaze: BE RELAXED
NimrodXIV: ONE TWO
angryoptimist: Is Engaging Your core what you do when you do your sentai hero transformation?
Kramburger: @RealGamerCow Gotta protect the moneymaker
cuttlefishman: What are they known for as a developer?
RealGamerCow: Kramburger but she said right hand!
r10pez10: Training Gym of the Necrodancer
jubale1: Kick! Punch! Chop! Block!
FITorion: this stream is going to be a gold mine for making fighting pose animations for the two of them.
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thirsty_kitteh: Go! Go! Go!
RealGamerCow: I'm having rythym heaven flashbacks
r10pez10: we're the punch guy from rhythm heaven yeah lmao
Dared00: Oops, I'm late. Hi chatspeople
106 raiders from Bengineering have joined !
Dared00: This looks like... a thing.
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ritchards: I'm eating KFC while watching this... something in that
r10pez10: hello raiders!
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NimrodXIV: and her voice is gone
Bengineering: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
MaladyDark: plaid raid?
gualdhar: So can this game tell whether you have good form, or is just testing whether you move the controller?
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Sarah_Serinde: benginHi lrrHEART Hello raid friends!
MrPhlip: No middle sliders!
Kramburger: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
LoquaciousLass: hello Ben people
wicker_knight: 6'20"
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aWabbajack: 13 meters
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
wicker_knight: weight: 1 ton
chickenace11: I bet in a CH later down the line Heather punches somebody and is asked how she knows how to do it and she'll just dead pan say this game
Master_Gunner: just put in fake data
B4rberblacksheep: Heather is 1.3 Heathers tall
r10pez10: 4'20" 69kg
phorrestgaze: jojo size
Kramburger: 2.25pounds to the kg
niccus: we'll also need your phone number and credit card number
wicker_knight: that's probably about Adam's height
Adammit_: >100cm
Dared00: 180cm is 5'11'' for comparison
RealGamerCow: 200 cm tall is 6'6
RealGamerCow: about
VoidByAnyOtherName: the voice over reminds me of space channel 5 for some reason
phorrestgaze: 2.2lb per kg
MaladyDark: I am 158. hodor has to be taller than me seeing as how high she comes up on graham...
SquareDotCube: Think of it as "How high are you, ma dude" lrrBEEJ
Adammit_: it's 1111
DotPA: Just want to say I <3 your shirts
TStodden: it's like divide your weight (in lbs) in half, then another 1/10th
r10pez10: fifteen minutes
chickenace11: this song will give you a but
ritchards: wow, there's a copyright strike waiting to happen
Dared00: Pitbull ft Ke$ha wow
kinkerbelle: Timber - Pitbull feat. Ke$ha. Wow, that's a blast from the past.
MaladyDark: so glad I am catching this live
Adammit_: that song is not making it into the VOD
cheetoJack: yeah its like pokemon
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cheetoJack: you have to beat all the gyms to get the badges
Adammit_: tothefront
RealGamerCow: this lady has Tracer proportions. like 3/4 leg
MaladyDark: also perhaps it's a second butt to wear over your butt. bustle style
Th3HolyMoose: How long are this characters legs O.o
poetmarawr: take it back now ya'll, one up this time...
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] I was promised punching!
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VoidByAnyOtherName: i mean, it did say stretching
angryoptimist: It turns out that the punching--along with the kicking--was all in the mind. Kappa
r10pez10: is anyone else in chat doing this along at home
B4rberblacksheep: Ian in a tshirt isd very different but I like it
chickenace11: Quote Heather is a scary heather
Mr_Whyt: the true punches were the friends we made along the way
GDwarf: Apparently studies indicate that stretching doesn't actual reduce the occurrence of muscle injuries?
LynnTheFlareon: fireic1Wave
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
Lapinelis: @GDwarf Don't believe they do, but they allow you to perform better.
cheetoJack: I think I found the list of games the developer of this has made. Its not many
kinkerbelle: They make you feel better, that's for sure.
Feminine_Desires: At least these stretches are legit.
RvLeshrac: Suddenly the game just says "Now sucker punch anyone else in the room"
VoidByAnyOtherName: "the position of giving up"
r10pez10: yeah these are actual stretches
RealGamerCow: bouncing is definitely bad
Zaraka00: ^
RealGamerCow: Ian, put her in a 25:9 ratio, and she'll stretch. :D
VoidByAnyOtherName: this game seems ill conceived
angryoptimist: Do you mean to imply, Ian, that this videogame woman cannot even lift? Kappa
cheetoJack: Thats enough flailing, your wrists and ankles are appropriately stretched now
Dared00: Let's think positively: at least this game doesn't use your real name to address you, like Forza Horizon
TiredNiall: Nah, it's just Pitbull's Feet
asddsa28: o no not this song
ritchards: So used to the mashup of this
Adammit_: onetwoonetwo SwiftRage
chickenace11: who else is singing along to the tune
r10pez10: oh hello MIDI
ritchards: Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe
RvLeshrac: That's not MIDI.
angryoptimist: I can't decide if this is real voice acting or just well-done computerized speech.
cuttlefishman: Chu Chu... chu chu chu
RealGamerCow: Jab is with your off-hand, yes
VoidByAnyOtherName: that's probably why it reminds me of space channel 5
Feminine_Desires: Exhale of breath too :o
Lapinelis: I assume the later @angryoptimist
MaladyDark: hoo hoo jab jab boom boom
Dared00: this is hilarious
Feminine_Desires: Yeah I'm actually impressed that they got the parts of boxing really down.
GDwarf: So, this is just that one Rhythm Heaven minigame, right? :P
Wodar9: This game has Combos!
ritchards: Pretend you are punching Pitbull
Juliamon: Feminine_Desires Go Go Go!
korvys: Is this... that Kesha song?
r10pez10: i honestly can't tell if this game would be better or worse with an actual voiceover actor
cuttlefishman: think this is a VA, but with the lines perhaps cut very closely and awkwardly?
TiredNiall: "Guys, we got the MIDI rights to Ke$ha."
Wodar9: wumbo combo, that ain't falco
Feminine_Desires: Normally with every punch you exhale your breath and inhale when your bring your fist in.
Wodar9: I love how generic this song became
kinkerbelle: "became"? :P
MrPhlip: yeah, it sounds to me like a real VA but with pieces chopped up and spliced together like a train station announcer
Zaraka00: Something in my brain is saying this voiceover is very similar so something from Sonic Adventure
Pteraspidomorphi: She has a slight accent
ritchards: Boom boom, boom boom
Feminine_Desires: Also that is a *well* shaped butt.
korvys: Yeah, this is that Pitbull/Kesha song, Timber, or at least the backing track
VoidByAnyOtherName: good jab
Pteraspidomorphi: Good jab!
Dared00: Good Jab
EJGRgunner: aren't WE basically your class?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, you got there first, Void
Wodar9: Timber
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B4rberblacksheep: Shut up and dance is a good song
r10pez10: Omega ranking
DoctorOfBeard: subtle hints there
Welbog: Jazzercise
Wodar9: It is ok. perfect doesn't have to be perfect
MaladyDark: i am looking forward to more ... midi?... covers
Wodar9: sweet covers
Wodar9: Cannot wait for the 'to the window to the wall' cover
TiredNiall: Get ready for "Shut Up and Dance" as played by a melodica, I guess.
Zaraka00: This is a very pleasant teal shade for the background at least
Feminine_Desires: Everything but the voice for this game is good.
Sarah_Serinde: I'm definitley down with this colour :P
Welbog: You're full of skeletons at the moment. If you get too stretched, they'll escape.
chickenace11: I kinda want a cotton\ eye joe cover because that song makes me want to punch people just a bit
Dared00: It's a very nice colour
ritchards: this is someone's kink
Wodar9: really? I am enjoying the voice
VoidByAnyOtherName: i feel like the voice is frankensteined together from multiple sources
B4rberblacksheep: Like isn't calf stretching supposed to be gentle and gradual movement?
MaladyDark: wists and ankwles
Feminine_Desires: Voice is full of just mashed together recordings that results in stilted effects.
Wodar9: that is what makes it perfect
B4rberblacksheep: Not bouncing so you tear a ligament
Feminine_Desires: @B4rberblacksheep it can be either.
GDwarf: Fitness Age: 20, I'm sure that's a meaningful number.
neacon: so has anyone accidentally been punched?
Welbog: 28 Calories! You can drink 50 mL of Coke now!
TStodden: Hope the Vogons don't find out. lrrBEEJ
nhouse1919: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:53.
Feminine_Desires: Depending on what you are doing, short quick stretches or long and endured stretches accomplish different things.
Wodar9: time for a diet coke
B4rberblacksheep: Holy fuck this is my kind of excercise program. I do a 3 minute workout a day and that's good enough
angryoptimist: I hope you both at least know where your towels are--you can't travel the galaxy if you don't know where your towels are!
Wodar9: we can play dress up!!
nhouse1919: I wonder if nintendo will make wii fit switch?
Feminine_Desires: I like sophie!
Wodar9: OMG
r10pez10: oh you have to unlock them lmao
MaladyDark: BERNARDO
Wodar9: Bernardo has an amazing chest
Dared00: BERNARDO
Pteraspidomorphi: We have a bunch of very fit people
r10pez10: Bernardo lmao
Welbog: Windmill slam Bernardo.
Adammit_: Bernardo is POWERFUL
Valhallan597: Bernardo is the true way
VoidByAnyOtherName: where was this game made?
Feminine_Desires: Go Sophie :D
RealGamerCow: Bernardo is intimidating AF
kinkerbelle: Bernado is great
chickenace11: ah what
Feminine_Desires: OH WE NEED TO HEAR THEIR VOICES @LoadingReadyRun
MaladyDark: wait do they have voices?
B4rberblacksheep: I'm pretty sure Bernardo already has eaten you, you just don't know it yet
r10pez10: but now we won't know what they sound like!
TiredNiall: Yeah, I really wanna hear their voices too
Sarah_Serinde: Woo double Heather!
MrPhlip: Well, it's now canon, Ian is just Heather except Japanese
Wodar9: BERNARDO!
Armstrong11139: Maybe not change, but at least sample the voices
LynnTheFlareon: how is everyone today? norinaLove
Welbog: B e r n a r d o
B4rberblacksheep: HAIL BERNARDO
chickenace11: Wither he wants to or not Ian will become Beej
r10pez10: you're fired, Lin
MaladyDark: he skippeg leg day
B4rberblacksheep: Brother where are the punch bags
Zaraka00: Hi Bernardo
GDwarf: Bernardo is roughly 300% muscle
angryoptimist: Am I the only one that has an immediate reaction to the "let's stretch it out!" along the lines of "...how about if we didn't?"
FurthestChunk55: Bernardo is BEEF
Dared00: he's so BIG
TiredNiall: I really wanna know which badly chosen synth they've chosen for Party Rock Anthem
Valhallan597: Bernardo is going to steal your girl while you play with your Switch LUL
aWabbajack: time for the Kia
r10pez10: thanks you two lmao
Wodar9: OMG Call Me Maybe is in this!!! We need to unlock that
Adammit_: bernardo is the biggest chungus
aWabbajack: and Hamsters
kinkerbelle: It is.
kinkerbelle: It shouldn't be but it is.
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait so he isn't as fully voiced as the girl?
Gen2Gengar: I believe it's the first time I've seen Ian wearing a T shir
Gen2Gengar: tt
Sarah_Serinde: He came prepared to exercise
ritchards: does this game work with a motion sensor?
Lapinelis: You can probably change to the southpaw stance if you're a leftie in some menu
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I grabbed ice cream. Party Rock?
Odinson819: does this have a southpaw option?
Gen2Gengar: makes sense
chickenace11: Put Hodor and Ian into Smash you cowards
r10pez10: punchy rhythm in cafe tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh. idk how i feel about recognizing this song
VoidByAnyOtherName: everyday i'm boxing
angryoptimist: I wasn't looking when I heard that, and my first thought of "right hand in front of your chin, left hand in front of your face!" was Josuke's voguing pose.
Wodar9: @Odinson819 it swaps paws half way through
Sarah_Serinde: This voice does sound more natural I think
VoidByAnyOtherName: yah
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r10pez10: it probably gets you to change stance mid-exercise at some point i'm guessing
Feminine_Desires: I kinda want to get this
ritchards: Every day I'm shufflling...
Feminine_Desires: I haven't done MMA in so long
Adammit_: real talk this game doesn't even seem bad
LynnTheFlareon: I need to get this game LUL
VoidByAnyOtherName: i wonder why they felt they had to cut up the girl's voice so badly
r10pez10: it's got heart
kinkerbelle: "through your straight while your jab is coming back" Uh timing's not quick enough?
Wodar9: Any game that can get you to do exercise can't be that bad
Keab42: This actually seems like it could be really good exercise for me
sir_doughnut: this is a thing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: don't get me wrong, i like this song, but I haven't heard it ... since it came out probably? but the intro was just that recognizable?
Taveena: This perfectly replicates the experience of being in a boxing match about 3 doors down from a kinda mediocre house party without enough bass.
nhouse1919: I saw this in my local target yesterday
TiredNiall: That guitar synth is very reminiscent of the Donkey Country guitar synth IMO
B4rberblacksheep: This game would be pretty good I think if the instructor would stop
Feminine_Desires: All exercise and boxing advice in this game is correct and really helpful.
Lapinelis: @Feminine_Desires my brother in law has this. The later workouts are honestly pretty ok cardio.
MaladyDark: @Taveena :D :D :D
r10pez10: three flipper rolls!
timiam: Oh we are a handsome man
Wodar9: This is really colorful
kinkerbelle: I'm focused on my biceps! Now what?
sir_doughnut: his mouth makes me feel weird\
Welbog: Eventually your biceps will tell you when it's enough, @kinkerbelle
nhouse1919: @b4rberblacksheep I imagine there is a way to turn off instructor voices when you get better
chickenace11: all of instructors could be pokemon gym leaders
Valhallan597: 50 Bucks seem like a bit too much though
Feminine_Desires: wait $50!?
B4rberblacksheep: @nhouse1919 I'd hope so, it's the only thing that I'm not much of a fan of
r10pez10: geez
B4rberblacksheep: $50?!
Feminine_Desires: They must have paid all that money on a professional instructor or something.
Wodar9: They needed to get the licences for these songs Kappa
B4rberblacksheep: I'd've said $30 tops
r10pez10: wait for sales i guess
ogier300: Gotta get those hands up, protect the head.
Feminine_Desires: ^
Odinson819: this wouldn't be bad with wrist weights
Phailhammer: $50? Do it'll be like $85 in Australia, then. lrrBEEJ
Feminine_Desires: That was something my instructor drilled into me, always keep your hands in front of your face.
r10pez10: i'm not sure i've ever seen rhythm cafe this serious :D
TiredNiall: Bernado has really developed calves. I know this is supposed to be a fitness game, but I worry this game promotes an ultimately unobtainable ideal hourglass knee shape for men.
chickenace11: This is serious because Ian can't make any of his Ian comments
MaladyDark: I dunno ian's hip don't strike me as that serious
ogier300: It's actual exercise.
Feminine_Desires: It gave me troubles in service when I kept my hands close to my face, which in service that makes you seem indecisive.
ogier300: I expect there's some sweat here.
Welbog: clap clap clap
Welbog: lrrWOW
corianderd: This game is great
VoidByAnyOtherName: good jab!
Sarah_Serinde: Hai Cori slytqHi
r10pez10: hey banana
Kerrisis: This game seems too much like excercise for me.
SixPairsOfFeet: i can't handle that they have only one voice sample for "ready and" that just mixes with everything else
Welbog: Ian got rekt
Lapinelis: Do one of the longer workouts. I do the 35 minute ones with my bil :o
ritchards: Hodor being more perfect than Ian
Valhallan597: I hope those headsets have cleanable earcups haHAA
corianderd: I did three days on the demo and then had a nine hour meeting on day 4 and nearly died
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Shoes! gotta be the shoes!
Dared00: Bad Romance!
GDwarf: Is 54kcal a reasonable amount to expect to have burned from that? It feels high to me.
VoidByAnyOtherName: ooh what's vs
Feminine_Desires: @Lapinelis LRR is definitely not fit enought for 35 minutes :p
r10pez10: the infamous meeting
TiredNiall: I'm not a huge exerciser but I've found that protein powder post-workout tend to help with the next day pain whenever I go bouldering.
Feminine_Desires: YAY Sophie!
kinkerbelle: Her shirt is an adventure.
corianderd: i miss bernardo
RealGamerCow: This is a very odd Tekken mod.
Lightningbro: I love how anyone I've seen with a Switch has an account just labelled "NameJP" ..... Including myself.
Valhallan597: LUL
Talin06: Ian NO bad Ian
chickenace11: yep these are just prototype pokemon gym leaders
Welbog: Bernardo, you look different.
NimrodXIV: that doesn't look like a shirt you'r work out in
NimrodXIV: *you'd
r10pez10: hard yes
sir_doughnut: DO THE HARDEST ONE
Evochron13: that does not look like good work out top
VoidByAnyOtherName: jabu jabu
Valhallan597: @lightningbro, got to install that japanese version of Taiko no Tatsujin
TiredNiall: Does anyone workout in a... what is that? A lace top?
Feminine_Desires: You don't traditionally wear shoes when excersizing.
cyclopsboi: can you put her in substantially more clothes?
Feminine_Desires: You can't be on the balls of your feet for boxing in shoes that well.
Welbog: The lace laces away moisture.
Lightningbro: @Valhallan597 I mean, Taiko is a super good game. Though not high on my priorities.
Juliamon: TiredNiall probably mesh
NimrodXIV: "probably"
Armstrong11139: Also, in order to play this song you need a back, a butt, and knees. Got that covered?
Talin06: oh this is going yo go well lrrBEEJ
MrPhlip: Get out those protractors
r10pez10: oh man this song
nhouse1919: so there is two white instructors, two mixed instructors, one E asian intructor, and one black instructor it looks like
Feminine_Desires: The mesh top is definitely there because Japan definitely does not want to see a woman in a sport bra.
kinkerbelle: Her accent. Wow.
Gen2Gengar: That voice doesn't fit the model
MaladyDark: wow. she told us to relax way to fast
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it sounds like a few of these lines are sped up so they get said in a small enough amount of time...
GDwarf: You can box, but ducking is too complicated. :P
corianderd: ever just do squats after never doing squats?
chickenace11: is this how LRR fight club starts
Banrael: Goose!
D1cey1: Yeah, and my legs were not pleased
Taveena: POWER SQUAT.
NimrodXIV: leave your eyes behind when you squat
Feminine_Desires: Dympsy ROLL
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I played a VR game where I was ducking behind cover, and...yeah :D
Keab42: Ian is going to feel this in the morning
Laserbeaks_Fury: This makes me wish the Punch Out training song was on this game
r10pez10: ok i can imagine this game gets quite intense
Evochron13: we all are keab42. oh wait are you not doing this too? :P
corianderd: Sarah_Serinde Beat Saber for sure is like that
MaladyDark: doj it
Dared00: "Use your knees" uh, excuse me, you can't punch with knees
Feminine_Desires: You need to use your knees to punch right.
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I wanna try that one so badly. I was playing Cowbots and Aliens with coworkers :D
GDwarf: That "dodge it" is definitely sped-up
angryoptimist: Dough shit?
Keab42: @evochron13 I'm lying in bed under a cat
RealGamerCow: oh she is saying "dogde it
r10pez10: doge it
Sarah_Serinde: Keab42 That sounds so cozy :3
B4rberblacksheep: Ok this suddenly stepped up a gear
Welbog: Did Ian died?
Pteraspidomorphi: Shouldn't have forgotten that towel
Curua: Okay, and I'm ready for bed.
Evochron13: this looks pretty fun tbh
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:29.
NimrodXIV: it sure is fun watching you guys do this while I eat pizza. :D
D1cey1: Odds on them making it to the end of the stream? lrrBEEJ
chickenace11: I wish my cat was with me
cyclopsboi: doing that in jeans would def be an adventure
Lapinelis: @B4rberblacksheep It's pretty good cardio in the later levels. I honestly quite like it.
GDwarf: Heather burned 1.5x more kcals than Ian, apparently
CompSciJedi: I predict Ian will be a pile of jelly by the end of stream
Keab42: @sarah_serinde so cosy. he's a floofy boi
kinkerbelle: I'm punching along! :)
corianderd: if they do the whole stream then they will not be moving tomorrow
Evochron13: i might actually get this; it's fun and healthy.
ogier300: 2P VS? Do you end up actually boxing each other?
seltier596: probably because of no bmi info
TStodden: I'll just keep working on my Labo stuff.
Sarah_Serinde: Keab42 katesHug katesLoaf
ritchards: She's Perky!
Valhallan597: No Waluigi instructor no buy from me
chickenace11: I'm failing my arms about to the attempted beat
AntiCrepuscular: corianderd are you ready to run into the streaming studio with a towel to call an end to proceedings before they're over exerted? ;)
Sarah_Serinde: I...might actually try this
kinkerbelle: The crop top was a problem but this... isn't?
kinkerbelle: WOW
corianderd: lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Evochron13: waow
AntiCrepuscular: lrrWOW
D1cey1: Salty
angryoptimist: WOW
Wodar9: DANG
ogier300: Ow ow
Welbog: lrrWOW
Wodar9: SAVAGE
Lazarus_18: oof
Dared00: oooof
Talin06: lrrWOW
Welbog: Alter her DNA directly
kinkerbelle: She *came in* in those clothes why all the shade?
Evochron13: her abs feel a little too defined...
angryoptimist: You know what THIS calls for... getting more--hopefully silly--clothing items and turning Hodor loose on her/them.
Armstrong11139: Plot twist: VS Mode is just fighting each other in real life
Feminine_Desires: Uppercuts!
MaladyDark: she has a fun accent.
NimrodXIV: it's interesting that you change how your instructor looks, and not your own avatar...?
Evochron13: rofl armstrong11139
Lapinelis: Orthodox is right handed, Southpaw is left handed stance
angryoptimist: Perfect Costumes must be constructed!
Welbog: If they fight, my money's on Hodor.
Evochron13: oh my god it is!
B4rberblacksheep: Now remember to face each other during this, now beat the shit out of each other
D1cey1: Sounds like a fight
TiredNiall: Strange. There's no icon for "monster hands".
Evochron13: i bet heather jabs, ian weaves
Evochron13: YES
corianderd: cute!
Evochron13: I WAS RIGHT
SixPairsOfFeet: did you see her pony tail fly off to the side
Dared00: boy, that's a bad cover
NomenNeminis: Those avatars do NOT look invested in this.
ritchards: Cute butt on blue
Feminine_Desires: Also avatars have extensive buttage.
Taveena: I don't know the actual lyrics, but I *do* know the lyrics to Leather Pants by LittleKuriboh.
B4rberblacksheep: Is that one with the fist up meant to be guard?
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:25.
GDwarf: This audience sure likes to say "oi!"
Feminine_Desires: Heather doesn't know what the guard symbol means.
Pteraspidomorphi: oh! wow!
Welbog: Which sound effects are the good ones?
Feminine_Desires: And then there's the forward arrow with the body? Is that supposed to be backstep?
DarkMorford: Hey cha-- Holy crap, Ian in a T-shirt?!
Taveena: WOH WOH WOH WOH-
niccus: the game seems to take punch input for guard but yeah, these are all meant to be different motions
Dared00: woah wow woah woah woah
chickenace11: Maybe since the game doesn't know Ians height and wight it's guessing on how much he is lousing
NimrodXIV: Hodor is apparently a better boxer!
corianderd: hodor doesn't even need to guard
Feminine_Desires: One is stomach other is chin
MaladyDark: no punching below the belt
TiredNiall: I Googled it and 12 calories is 4 stalks of asparagus. Good job Ian! You work off that asparagus!
MrPhlip: Ooh, a "change stance" button, maybe you can switch to paradox stance
kinkerbelle: A paradox stance? One where it's a galatic simulation that takes hours to get anywhere and the DLC is never on sale?
Ukon_vasara: im assuming its orthodox and southpaw, but thats a shot in the dark
kinkerbelle: I think *she* thinks she's austrailian.
MaladyDark: south african?
Wodar9: Call me maybe!
Lapinelis: @Ukon_vasara You're correct.
Keab42: Is she Australian in the Japanese version?
B4rberblacksheep: It sounds Australia/NZ ish but like it was described how to make the accent rather than demonstrated
chickenace11: I'm going to go put some laundry in the machine during this song
TiredNiall: I'm Australian and I'm not sure myself.
r10pez10: stahted
VoidByAnyOtherName: probably okinawan accent in jp?
Feminine_Desires: sh shs shshs sha sha
Dared00: this accent
Keab42: Yeah, she's more South African i think
MaladyDark: kiwi via airport lounge?
r10pez10: it's definitely australianesque
RealGamerCow: She seems angry
TiredNiall: Yeah, that feels more New Zealand to me, but I could be wrong. It's not Australian for sure.
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Welbog: We've found a fighting technique that Ian can do slightly better.
Wodar9: omg, this cover is something else
Welbog: My money's still on Hodor.
wildpeaks: a very punchy cover
MaladyDark: dont punch to high she says, watching ians fists go out the top frame
r10pez10: i haven't been keeping track, but have all these covers been the same BPM
Keab42: @wildpeaks booo
trilemma85: Is this Moonbase security training stream?
VoidByAnyOtherName: cqc
TiredNiall: I like this instructor though. She's talking like she's actually taking you through the exercise and in action.
GDwarf: r10pez10 Not sure, now that you mention it.
mysterweb: @TiredNiall Me too! :D
MaladyDark: definitely more kiwi than aussie
FreeUtopia: im tired just watching this
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Welbog: These covers, man
phorrestgaze: pls no\
Keab42: Heather still winning on Calories
aWabbajack: come back, maybe
Ukon_vasara: we deserve this BibleThump
r10pez10: find a towel!
TiredNiall: @r10pez10 You might be right, you know...
corianderd: untz untz untz
MaladyDark: so curious as to whether this gets copy struck or not
aWabbajack: send me a text. possibility
TiredNiall: About the BPM, not the towel
Dared00: WHAT'S WITH THIS GUITAR
Welbog: I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so fight me maybe
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the calculations for calories depend on the numbers they entered
B4rberblacksheep: IAN WHY
kinkerbelle: We could select the workout independently of the track, so I think that's why the BPM is the same?
Keab42: Smash cut to a bleached white skeleton
phorrestgaze: this song is only good when masked up with head like a hole
TiredNiall: So speed dial me maybe
nhouse1919: I wonder how much it costs for the game to license these songs
corianderd: brb i have to go listen to music
Lightningbro: I agree, the song's pretty Meh on it's own, but mashups of it can be cool
r10pez10: hahahaha it doesn't ... loop ... properly
B4rberblacksheep: What's this guitar doing
Keab42: @b4rberblacksheep whatever it wants
nhouse1919: Maybe they could make a cheaper version by releasing with cheaper to license music
Lapinelis: These are midis, so I'd guess 0 @nhouse1919
Welbog: The guitarist is a professional boxer, @B4rberblacksheep
B4rberblacksheep: boom boom boom
Lightningbro: I don't believe the song's expected to loop. As it only does so in the menu, and maybe versus
Dared00: @r10pez10 I don't think it's supposed to, it's just a preview
Ukon_vasara: i love when chat moves while im moving to a next line in what someones saying so the sentence turns into nonsense LUL makes for interesting takes
Lapinelis: Ok, I'm muting this.
B4rberblacksheep: Ian you're a monster
kinkerbelle: we deserve this BibleThump
Juliamon dances
Pteraspidomorphi: This is the worst one so far
B4rberblacksheep: You fuckers might, I don't :p
angryoptimist: There's a reason "GDI Ian" is a thing.
Dared00: BibleThump make it stop
r10pez10: hey, it's rhythm cafe // it's rhythm cafe
nhouse1919: @lapinelis what are midis and why would they be free?
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Welbog: Hey, I just met you / and this is crazy / but I'm a boxer / so fight me maybe
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Daakee: Why is this song happening
B4rberblacksheep: *sobs*
Keab42: Will they switch yo a different game post break?
r10pez10: you can just sing "it's rhythm cafe" to the melody over and over lol
Pteraspidomorphi: Neither one of them seems to have a cramp yet
Daakee: oh god is it on a loop BibleThump
yarget15: the very end is going to be a simulation of Kenshiro. And then the switch explodes.
Keab42: @daakee embrace it before it consumes you
B4rberblacksheep: @r10pez10 Oh yeah
B4rberblacksheep: That helps
RealGamerCow twitches
Lapinelis: @nhouse1919 basically very simplified music if we aren't going into the deep end. They're covers, not the original songs. So I'd assume the licensing is rather different
kinkerbelle: @nhouse1919 They're doing covers of the songs, not the songs themselves, so that's about 10 cents per song per game sold.
SixPairsOfFeet: maybe the name itself is the most expensive part?
Keab42: Also no lyrics so again the licencing will be cheaper
SixPairsOfFeet: since they use both the song name and the artist name?
SixPairsOfFeet: or is that not important at all?
nhouse1919: makes sense
Juliamon: I'm waiting for this to suddenly shift into a different song a la What's New Pussycat/It's Not Unusual
nhouse1919: I guess I don’t pay enough attention to pop music to recognize an official remix from a cover
angryoptimist: @Juliamon Say, are you familiar with the John Mulaney joke?
aWabbajack: tom Jones!
GDwarf: Huh, NDTD is Onimusha: Warlords? That's getting a remaster? Huh.
Juliamon: That's the reference, yes
SixPairsOfFeet: i though john mulaney had more than one joke
aWabbajack: forgot the stand up comedian who added Tom Jones songs non stop
aWabbajack: thought that was great
B4rberblacksheep: IAN
r10pez10: IAN
Dared00: THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK
B4rberblacksheep: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO US
angryoptimist: @SixPairsOfFeet He does, but he doesn't really need to after that one.
aWabbajack: Towelie would like
r10pez10: i heard funky town
Taveena: Will you take us to Funkytown?
kinkerbelle: Funkytown sounds close!
SixPairsOfFeet: *snrk*
Welbog: Hi!
kinkerbelle: You Carley Rae Jepsen'd us.
r10pez10: are y'all hydrated
Juliamon: I mean, I liked it
nhouse1919: dance!!
Dared00: THIS. COVER
Armstrong11139: It was more how short the loop was
B4rberblacksheep: That song does not loop properly and played the same piece for minutes
B4rberblacksheep: MINUTES
Pteraspidomorphi: That was like a 15 second loop
r10pez10: hodor we changed the lyrics to "rhythm cafe" and sang it over and over
SixPairsOfFeet: i want a "persona 5 boxing in moonlight" or whatever
Juliamon: Basically, mods loved it, everyone else didn't
Welbog: B I G
corianderd: HI IAN
Banrael: So swole?
kinkerbelle: We're HUGE!
niccus: it looks like you dont get to pick the moves you use in chain mode?
ArcOfTheConclave: You can do that!?
r10pez10: !nifty
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wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: You passed it.
Keab42: Chonky chat
MaladyDark: buff chat
a_nice_cup_of_coffee: Say INFINITE POWER
Dared00: chat is the absolute unit now
SixPairsOfFeet: make sure your fetus what?
Armstrong11139: Melody Fights Her Way Out
TehAmelie: Melody's Teeth Escape
kinkerbelle: Is this the same song?
MaladyDark: such a dull cover
Tiber727: No, this is Shut Up and Dance.
corianderd: shoulders hurt worst
MaladyDark: tiger balm or voltaran gel.
angryoptimist: I'm not wild about these covers, but I kinda wish I had a Switch--maybe I'd actually exercise? It looks like a decent game to play.
SixPairsOfFeet: you might exercise for a month and get sick of it? :D
Lapinelis: the blue square shows difficulty. This is difficulty 1
wildpeaks: yeah I'm tempted to get this as well
Infernal_Translator: Kinect?
angryoptimist: @SixPairsOfFeet Ah, true :D
SixPairsOfFeet: personally, i'd recommend a good DDR mat
Keab42: Can we rig Games of Chance so Paul & James have to play this?
SixPairsOfFeet: infinite amount of songs, no prob!
nhouse1919: I know some people still play wii sports occasionally
Dared00: Kinect is dead and buried, unfortunately
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, even if you did get sick of it after a month, getting a month's worth of use out of it seems not bad?
wildpeaks: for games, yes. for other apps, kinect is doing well
Xafty: @Keab42 only if no one submits anything but this, so unlikely
TiredNiall: @Keab42 The category would have to be "Motion Control Games" I'd think. Or maybe "Fitness Games"
corianderd: that joint combo score is awesome
NickTheDM: I feel like this is Ian pursuing his Kiryu-esque dreams
MaladyDark: saw on reddit some guy had hacked a kinect to motion control smash bros
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I want to see a Fitness Games category for GoC now :D
Dared00: @tiredniall "Fitness Boxing Games"
kamelion84: katesNice
DoktorPiccolo: Nice
GDwarf: Heather is consistently burning 1.5x the calories of Ian. It's very odd.
SixPairsOfFeet: not quite chris evans
wildpeaks: oh wow
Paranundrox: Evan seems a little off, proportionally
Juliamon: Evan, your head is a little bit.. misproportioned?
Paranundrox: his head seems a lil small
Keab42: Evan seems more like a Chad or a Steve
r10pez10: #1 Fitness Boxing Channel rn
kinkerbelle: Okay, he looks anime now, so that's fine.
Ezeto: Anime Chris Evans
mysterweb: And now, we are being taught by Shark boy
MaladyDark: evan is a swimmer. i get FREE! vibes
Dared00: Old Evan
VoidByAnyOtherName: i guess 69 is nice team work andySmug
Meltalar: pants?
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun not a heartless, a Nobody.
wildpeaks: also the only fitness boxing channel :D
Sarah_Serinde: GDwarf People are theorizing that the calorie difference is because it has measurements for Heather but not Ian, so it's just guessing for him
r10pez10: you're not wrong, wildpeaks
TiredNiall: @Dared00 Then they'd probably get a game called Knockout League, a game with a boxing Octopus on the cover.
kinkerbelle: The heartless are black. The nobodies are white.
Armstrong11139: He looks like a Kingdomhearts, that's for sure
Tiber727: And I can't help but notice when they do the thing where women have exaggerated legs. I know it's an artistic trick, but once you pay attention to it it looks freakish.
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NickTheDM: So Ian, when do you do your Rizap posing segment? (Also holy moley, 3 years is a while)
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corianderd: lol
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun A Nobody is basically a silvery white robotic but overly smooth dolls.
Dared00: WOW
Paranundrox: I'm excited for that Moves Like Jagger :P
Sarah_Serinde: Tiber727 Sometimes I notice the bad photoshopping on images of women and nope nope nope
wildpeaks: oh good so now we won't be able to not see it anymore Tiber727 :D
GDwarf: Ooh, you can change the exercise intensity! That can't possibly be a bad idea!
Keab42: Minimise the squats
wildpeaks: it's Nintendo, it might still happen
Paranundrox: HIS HANDS
kinkerbelle: He's got yaoi hands
Juliamon: This is a yaoi boy
Keab42: Just use the Jim trick, include some Chains of Lovr
Sarah_Serinde: Yuuup :D
Paranundrox: they're so large
Paranundrox: and so long
VoidByAnyOtherName: omg he does have yaoi hands
MaladyDark: FREE!
TiredNiall: You're going to get a copyright claim from "Karaoke Internationale", if anything.
cheetoJack: Imagineer is the developer, but they mostly develop ports of games to nintendo consoles.
MaladyDark: oh god. karaoke versions.
Gen2Gengar: thhat cover is pretty poor
r10pez10: i don't know what that means, and i don't think i should find out
Lapinelis: @Gen2Gengar To be fair, you don't actually hear anything through the punching effects while doing it.
Juliamon: Injury #1
DarkMorford: RIP Ian
Paranundrox: yeah, with the talking and the punching
angryoptimist: RIP Ian? :/
Paranundrox: you don't hear much music
Paranundrox: !injury lrrBEEJ
TiredNiall: @GDwarf They believe that MIDI composers deserve universal health care. Is that so wrong?
r10pez10: is there a jump rope minigame
TiredNiall: This is because Ian didn't do the warm-up, Measure the temperature of his back. It's cold, isn't it?
Juliamon: "You really nailed the straights today" makes me very uncomfortable
Sarah_Serinde: Um :D
Paranundrox: lrrWOW
Feminine_Desires: @r10pez10 a pound the tire with the sledgehammer minigame too.
Lapinelis: Do something that's a harder difficulty :p
Lapinelis: See if #3 difficulty is open
Taveena: Ian, you poor, innocent full-grown man.
MaladyDark: cartoon heroes!
corianderd: try to avoid hook uppercut combos
Feminine_Desires: That's a cute outfit!
Feminine_Desires: I want that top
Bartlebad: Oh cool. Cartoon Heroes
TiredNiall: Oh I love Cartoon Heroes! I'll prepare to enjoy it less now
angryoptimist: @Juliamon How's it rank up against "let's stretch it out?"
kinkerbelle: Are they doing DDR songs now?
TehAmelie: i hope you get some Bruce Lee related prize for punching 20 000 times
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh her name is lin
StephenJM81: this seems like a pretty fun little game
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
corianderd: she's been watching you at the gym with the other trainers
Tiber727: See? She has no torso.
Feminine_Desires: Super cute!
Juliamon: This top is adorable and I want it.
B4rberblacksheep: I think that was the hole point for that literature club game
Feminine_Desires: I want that top.
Ezeto: LEGS
VoidByAnyOtherName: she totally sounds like a chinese va doing english
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon I agree
Paranundrox: cute top
GDwarf: That is a very cute top
Ezeto: She has more legs than head and torso
angryoptimist: @VoidByAnyOtherName She's doing really well, if so.
D1cey1: Gonna have a scrap
SixPairsOfFeet: she is mostly legs, and her legs are mostly the lower part
kinkerbelle: oh no it's so slow
aWabbajack: that song brings back memories of DDR
corianderd: i'm making an angry face at that music
NickTheDM: Lets get ready to Ruuuuuuuumble lrrHORN
Feminine_Desires: @Ezeto I mean, so does kathleen :p
TiredNiall: If there's no timpani we riot chat
GDwarf: Lin's just leaning back at an extreme angle, clearly. :P
MaladyDark: oh no. this is going to hurt
angryoptimist: Egad.
B4rberblacksheep: What song's this?
niccus: is this the first song we've had where it's slowed down instead of sped up?
Juliamon: B4rberblacksheep Cartoon Heroes
VoidByAnyOtherName: i wonder if i can get my parents to play this andyThinking
Lapinelis: I think it's matching the tempo of rhytm they use.
Feminine_Desires: Heather mounts the counter attack!
Thatnerdyouknow: morning guys <3
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
angryoptimist: Hi Thatnerdyouknow
Paranundrox: oohj oh oooh ooho wow wow wowo whoo whoo whooh whoo
LynnTheFlareon: fireic1Wave
angryoptimist: Hi LynnTheFlareon
angryoptimist: I'm really wishing they just got original music right about now.
oyleslyck: I just popped in... took me a few secs to realize it's a cover of Cartoon Heroes by Aqua for the music
SixPairsOfFeet: can we box to "true survivor" maybe?
Paranundrox: this game should just have the Crystal Light Aerobics music
angryoptimist: @SixPairsOfFeet If we can, I take it all back.
Paranundrox: for everyting
VoidByAnyOtherName: ian making the comback
Feminine_Desires: Will Ian Pull though!?
Paranundrox: also christ, the audience sounds
MaladyDark: we need a dreadful version of eye of the tiger next
B4rberblacksheep: Just listening to this actual song, somtimes things are lost to time for good reason :p
Feminine_Desires: It goes to Heather!
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh that was shortlived
TStodden: KO with like 7 seconds on the clock.
corianderd: oh they have health bars on the podium
Paranundrox: "Born This Way" OH BOY
angryoptimist: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrFINE lrrHERE lrrHERE
corianderd: funky town is illegal in boxing
TehAmelie: i wonder what happens if you play Dragonforce songs
angryoptimist: Funky Town should be a legal boxing venue! Kappa
Paranundrox: see, Moves Like Jagger is a great workout song
B4rberblacksheep: Is our clip of the week going to be Heather accidentally laying Ian out in one of the versus games
ritchards: Moobs like Jagger
angryoptimist: ^
Paranundrox: but these audience cheers are so spammy
Feminine_Desires: eeew, moobs :p
SixPairsOfFeet: lovely when they play the exact same one twice so they overlap
angryoptimist: It's like the people do did the soundtrack for Megaman 8 did this cover.
Feminine_Desires: Ian takes the first blood!
Paranundrox: oooh woooh wow woah ooh ooh ooh ooh wow
angryoptimist: *who did
MaladyDark: i thought whistling was banned after the girl from impanema incident
Xafty: is anyone else mildly disturbed by the buttocks on the boxer models?
B4rberblacksheep: I am now
VoidByAnyOtherName: should get someone to commentate
wildpeaks: welp, can't unsee it now
Paranundrox: now I am, Xafty
VoidByAnyOtherName: where savidan when you need him
Xafty: then my job here is done!
Armstrong11139: @Xafty I was thinking it before and decided not to say it, but you're absolutely right
nhouse1919: you should be able to turn off crowd cheers
Thatnerdyouknow: ^^^
Paranundrox: I hope you can
TehAmelie: i maintain the Yakuza series has given us the most immaculate insult of all time: "sugar moobs"
MaladyDark: suagr moobs!?
VoidByAnyOtherName: daddy's own sugar?
TehAmelie: some lady calls the hero that in a screenshot i saw
angryoptimist: I really regret missing all the Tilty streams--particularly the Yakuza streams.
Thatnerdyouknow: ill take two sugar moobs and a side of fries please
r10pez10: playing the role of christina aguilera, sine wave synth with pitch bend
Xafty: very close
TStodden: Ian wins w/ 28s on the clock
kinkerbelle: I want to hear Thunderstruck on this.
B4rberblacksheep: There's some generous ass on these holograms
nhouse1919: stumptYay stumptYay stumptYay
angryoptimist: But... can't get it on anything but audio only without without constant buffering at present. :(
Lapinelis: You didn't put in your weight and heigh ian, so it's just going with a default.
angryoptimist: I do think there are Tiltyvods now, though?
VoidByAnyOtherName: vs. mode needs commentating :p
Xafty: dont worry about the calories, even given the correct info its probably not accurate, calories are a hell of a complex thing to measure
Feminine_Desires: eeew
MaladyDark: ewwww
r10pez10: ew
Sarah_Serinde: angryoptimist They don't have a complete archive but some are up, yeah https://www.youtube.com/tiltyhousestreams
r10pez10: there's a ... !quote
VoidByAnyOtherName: andyS
angryoptimist: Thanks Sarah_Serinde
wildpeaks: new rule at the moonbase, everyone needs their own pair of headphones :D
B4rberblacksheep: Is Tuesday the first stream after todaY?
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (20:34 from now).
ritchards: first stream in the streaming office
Xafty: checkpoint, and dice friends
RealGamerCow: first requiring heafphones
B4rberblacksheep: Oh, neat
ritchards: just James so that's fine ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Second episode of Kathleen's Ravnica Dice Friends campaign tomorrow! :)
angryoptimist: So the headphones'll have plenty of time to marinate, then.
Feminine_Desires: Heather is just dominating Ian!
Paranundrox: jeez
VoidByAnyOtherName: lrrWOW
red_shoes_jeff: bodied
SixPairsOfFeet: i liked the step dancing game
VoidByAnyOtherName: owned
Xafty: that wasent even close
B4rberblacksheep: Ian is getting shiny
corianderd: hello ambulance
Paranundrox: I look away for one second and Ian just gt murdered
TStodden: 1m 52s on the clock... but that one miss by Ian was pretty devestating.
SixPairsOfFeet: though with the wii fit board being like 1cm high it was barely a workout
wildpeaks: Funkytown \o/
B4rberblacksheep: It's almost like they're excersising
kinkerbelle: Who's ready to be disappointed in funkytown?! :D
MaladyDark: hodor the ... exersice game... shark
Paranundrox: Owl Town
NickTheDM: I don't know the way to funkytown, but the trip is always a good time
suiname: does this use the wii fit board?
Xafty: owl town, the best town
kinkerbelle: (Owl City is another band, they did fireflies)
chickenace11: owl town is the cover band to owl city
r10pez10: apparently E.Motion was a really good album
nhouse1919: @suiname no, just joycons
TStodden: Ralph Breaks the internet is still in Theaters at last check.
ritchards: I know of these songs mainly from mashups
SixPairsOfFeet: i bet the only good part of that movie is the princesses scene that they already put in all the trailers
heyluckyannie: pride200 You are both amazing!
suiname: ah ok, this game still looks like it might be a giod workout
Xafty: @SixPairsOfFeet i have heard its good, but not really worth going to the theater for
r10pez10: it'd be funny to have a screen setup for this where you could play facing each other :P
LiveFaust: Owl Town is on the outskirts of the Greater Funkytown Metropolitan Area.
MaladyDark: wreck it ralph breaks the internet was solid.
Lapinelis: @suiname They're still on difficulty 1. It gets to be a pretty decent workout in the higher runs
GDwarf: suiname I suspect it's probably a decent workout, yeah. It gets you moving your body, after all.
Xafty: @r10pez10 wait for transparent screens to be a buyable thing!
SixPairsOfFeet: xbox live will be the true sports of the future
GDwarf: Xafty They'd have to be transparent with an image on both sides, which seems expensive
Feminine_Desires: Ian is doing the unexpected and winning this match over Heather! Will Heather launch her counter attack?
SixPairsOfFeet: i saw it in that movie the isalnd!
r10pez10: @Xafty well or even some weird projector setup
angryoptimist: These covers are the equivalent of leaving a box of crayons in a hot car in the summer and coming back to find them all melted together.
Gen2Gengar: Or two switchhes
Stoffern: Those holographic figures have realy prominent butts
Feminine_Desires: There's Heather's counterattack!
MaladyDark: i kind of want tvs that are a mirror when you turn them off
Xafty: @GDwarf i mean, 2 transparent screens back to back would work, just not as well
SixPairsOfFeet: @MaladyDark you mean apple notebooks?
TStodden: AT THE BUZZER!
NickTheDM: Wow, Ko on literally the last punch
SixPairsOfFeet: at least the last time i checked they were all mirrors for screens
angryoptimist: Mobile Stream Rhythm Cafe: Hodor's Counterattack, @Feminine_Desires
cyclopsboi just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. cyclopsboi subscribed for 46 months in a row!
cyclopsboi: This is the best anime
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cyclopsboi! (Today's storm count: 35)
kinkerbelle: oh no not the kanye version
r10pez10: stronger as in kanye? or stronger as in christina aguilera
SixPairsOfFeet: oh jeez
Juliamon: ok
Himyul: o k o k o k o k o k o k
wildpeaks: o-o-o-ok-o-o-ok-ok
angryoptimist: O-o-o-o-o-o-ok!
kinkerbelle: ii desuyo!
MaladyDark: @sixpairsoffeet huh. i dont use apples so i dont know
7gorobei: ok ok annie are you ok
SixPairsOfFeet: don't listen to me i'm not yet recovered from being an apple-hater
Feminine_Desires: !moist!
FurthestChunk55: m o i s t i a n
Juliamon: Ian "Very Moist" Horner
TehAmelie: my dad tells a story of a friend who went to Italy and bought a new, huge car and also a large crate of primo olive oil and then left his purchases in the sun while going to the beach. and the oil bottles burst in the heat. these covers aren't quite that bad, but close
Meltalar: thank adam, to blame!
red_shoes_jeff: New rule! Everyone in the moonbase gets their own chair!
wildpeaks: streaming office chairs will smell as good as the DB chair soon, won't they
suiname: this sound track looks pretty bad though :(
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice tiltyhEXTREME
r10pez10: wubba dubba dub, is that true?
TehAmelie: do you know how you get gallons of olive oil out of brand new car upholstery? turns out you just don't. the smell is forever.
LiveFaust: @tehamelie I mean, they're better than the MIDI versions of songs of yesteryear.
r10pez10 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. r10pez10 subscribed for 14 months in a row!
r10pez10: Wubba-dubba-dub, is that true? Now, pose for the fans!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, r10pez10! (Today's storm count: 36)
cyclopsboi: need miku idol boxing with that level of customization
angryoptimist: @r10pez10 Best resub.
aWabbajack: car smells Hoppy?
aWabbajack: gave a little hop in the car
corianderd: car does smell hoppy
ConspicuousCompiler: How's Tuesday going?
VoidByAnyOtherName: needs more lobster hat and tako suits
angryoptimist: @cyclopsboi I would watch a regular show of Hodor making Perfect Boys box.
Meltalar: @LoadingReadyRun where you ever pulled over by the police and asked about the smell`?
angryoptimist: @cyclopsboi Like, weekly.
r10pez10: @angryoptimist :D
Himyul: you have a sink AND a toilet
Armstrong11139: "It was a closed container when I left, honest!"
MaladyDark: funky village! lets go
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
corianderd: eww
Welbog: NO IAN
ritchards: no word from Hodor ;)
corianderd: no!
corianderd: no song!
Sarah_Serinde: Good question, Ian
Scy_Anide: Ooooh. Rhythm boxing. I was wondering how this was rhythm.
angryoptimist: Someone post Funko emotes.
kinkerbelle: This is very nearly Funkytown.
TehAmelie: Near Funkytown should be the name of the song
Meltalar: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
angryoptimist: The onramp to a highway that passes near Funkytown.
TiredNiall: At least it isn't toilet as a sink. That's not where I want to wash my dishes.
Scy_Anide: It's unincorporated Funkytown
MaladyDark: funky apartment
TehAmelie: one digit off Funkytown's zipcode
Scy_Anide: And there's the nausea. The repeated "ohs" this time
Himyul: rigged!
Lapinelis: Ian is getting a bit breathier
Chartle: funkyville
angryoptimist: The town that Funkytown stuff is often mismailed to: Frunkytown.
Armstrong11139: You merely adopted the Funkytown. I was born in it, molded by it
TehAmelie: Funkytown but like, the adjective applied to smell
r10pez10: punchytown
MaladyDark: worn this way
corianderd: barn this way
TehAmelie: Born That Way
chickenace11: is electric avenue in Funkytown?
Juliamon: Bern, This Way
angryoptimist: Born Some Way
niccus: borm this way
kinkerbelle: perform this way but with less accordian
corianderd: "baby there's a barn this way~"
SixPairsOfFeet: horn this may
TehAmelie: Born A Way
angryoptimist: Bourne This way
chickenace11: Bam this way
angryoptimist: Born This Whey
Gascitygaming: Bin this Hay
r10pez10: 'thm ca-fe
Himyul: born this whey: The cheese documentary
angryoptimist: Berm This Way
MaladyDark: ian's getting creamed
TehAmelie: BM this Way
TheServerMonk: Ian's gassed, he's gotta find that second wind!
LiveFaust: Bjorn diese Weg
SixPairsOfFeet: i would feel icky sportsing in jeans
kinkerbelle: oh NO
Doomdiver68: Swaying like an rpg character! Lol
MilquetoastShallows: IAN WHY ARE YOU IN JEANS
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait wat
r10pez10: oh kelly clarkson
MaladyDark: are jeans worse than slacks for excersice?
Juliamon: There are many songs named Stronger, and I'm always disappointed whichever one it turns out to be
TehAmelie: and yet you look in fine form
TheServerMonk: Much worse
nhouse1919: getting water is the most important part
kinkerbelle: This isn't even close.
kinkerbelle: "Weaker"?
MilquetoastShallows: i'm glad you both have water but i'm used to Ian in formal wear so that's why i was commenting
ritchards: Stronker
MaladyDark: i would imagine the cotton denim at leasts wicks sweat unlike polyester slacks?
r10pez10: it doesn't exactly breathe, i imagine
TehAmelie: something something decadent
NotCainNorAbel: cotton hold moister next to the skin
Dared00: this cover is so bad, I'm gonna cry
Lapinelis: Eh, I've cycled the entire year in jeans, they're... doable
TehAmelie: i can't even remember what song it's supposed to be
Doomdiver68: Cotton is the worst for holding moisture
VoidByAnyOtherName: ^
kinkerbelle: Stronger, by Kelly Clarkson.
VoidByAnyOtherName: oops
kinkerbelle: But it's jus tnot.
r10pez10: the chorus hook reminded me what it was, but barely
TehAmelie: we can call it. . .Stranger
angryoptimist: I was describing these covers IRL, and I want to report what I came up because I'm unreasonably proud of myself: "you ever hear those covers that do so many different things that they no longer have a genre?"
r10pez10: "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" etc
MilquetoastShallows: Excellent form Heather
mrtheexception: why do the little avatars have such... pronounced rear ends?
SixPairsOfFeet: oh my god you're right
r10pez10: probably depends on your temperature regulation too, i know i sweat too much so i can't exercise in long sleeves at all
MaladyDark: a good strong breakup song, with no milquetoast whining about needing you back
Feminine_Desires: @mrtheexception everyone has such butts, even the trainers.
constablecrab: I turned on the stream to have some music to exercise to. Little did I know...!
angryoptimist: lrrGOAT !
MilquetoastShallows: @mrtheexception BECAUSE THEY WORK OUT
Feminine_Desires: dododododod BABY SHARK
constablecrab: Punchin' with LRR
TehAmelie: Baby Driver, so good
kinkerbelle: Oh that's a much better song.
TheServerMonk: Remember: In through the nose, out through the mouth!
SAJewers: <>< ?
angryoptimist: @MilquetoastShallows Say--they've already got *one* LMFAO song in here...
angryoptimist: Can we dare to hope?
cheshire_creeper: BUT IT'S GETTING DARK SOON, SO WE'LL HAVE TO GO FAST!
MilquetoastShallows: heyyy
wildpeaks: this must be Banana-Cori's favorite game :D
angryoptimist: It wouldn't be *good*, but it'd be funny.
Himyul: instead of calories burned, I wish this gave a metric for brain cells ruptured due to head trauma.
MaladyDark: this song is definitely aboit fish
Dared00: All about that bass, bout that bass, no salmon
SixPairsOfFeet: no sardines either
r10pez10: i always forget what a good groove this song was if you ignore the lyrics
MaladyDark: somehow reminds me of FFXV and the car trip boys
angryoptimist: I don't know how sardines are to eat, but I know how they smell--so I've never eaten any.
angryoptimist: I might be wrong for that, but oh well.
mrtheexception: this looks... surprisingly fun
angryoptimist: It *does* seem like a good, fun game.
MilquetoastShallows: yes, remember to breath
MilquetoastShallows: breathe?
MilquetoastShallows: yeah, that
SixPairsOfFeet: remember remember the breath of december
Chartle: seems like fun, but the sound design is a bit off in places
Paranundrox: this makes me want to play Beat Saber
TehAmelie: keep breathing, like Gimli
MilquetoastShallows: never knew this song had so many people saying OOOOH in the background
angryoptimist: They need to release DLC with Kiryu's VA doing Karaoke over these all in character--then this game would be perfect.
MilquetoastShallows: guess i was only listening to the acoustic version
MaladyDark: kinda wish i had a VR set... but not enough to drop all the cash
Sarah_Serinde: Oof I didn't realize this was $65 Canadian...
DeviantHS: now stand in front of each other and see who makes it to the end LuL
TheServerMonk: Woo!
constablecrab: coxManleee coxManleee coxManleee
Dared00: ONE SECOND TO SPARE
red_shoes_jeff: @Sarah_Serinde There's ademo, if you wanna try it out first.
ritchards: Uno mass?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pubg time
VoidByAnyOtherName: yah if i buy this game it'd be on sale
Sarah_Serinde: red_shoes_jeff Yeah I'm probably going to check that out
r10pez10: !onemore
LRRbot: One More? uno mas? ONE MORE! En til?
TStodden: Internet Killed the Video Star
Dared00: Desert Bus Killed The Internet Star
Laserbeaks_Fury: Digital Killed The Media Star
red_shoes_jeff: Desert Bus Killed The Internet Star!
Stoffern: Excercise killed the twitch.tv star
r10pez10: I punch and one-two and a one-two and one-two
MilquetoastShallows: 'sugar baby love' just repeated over and over autotuned
r10pez10: oh wah ohhh
Dared00: oo-ah oo-ah
angryoptimist: TBH, it'll probably turn out more like "Internet Killed the Internet Star" :(
red_shoes_jeff: This one's actually kinda catchy.
VoidByAnyOtherName: woah woah-ohh
MaladyDark: this feels slow. like cartoon heroes
r10pez10: fit-ness box-ing will ti-re you ouuuut
LathosTiran: oh right, not GDQ, open the chat. thats why my LRR looked weird.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Milkshake Duck Killed the Internet Star
angryoptimist: @red_shoes_jeff I agree. I wonder if, in my case, it's because I like this song a bit better un-covered?
SixPairsOfFeet: jezuz throw out the audience
constablecrab: Do you think rhythmic pugilism will ever be an exhibition sport at the Olympics?
TehAmelie: tbh this is the first song i've actually recognized
Dared00: Internet Star's Heated Gaming Moment Killed The Internet Star
kinkerbelle: This sounds pretty much like the original tbh.
NotCainNorAbel: Kellerman saying: these two fighters need to find a way through the guard. at this point going to the cards could be anyone.
red_shoes_jeff: Yep
Lapinelis: How do you feel about the game?
MilquetoastShallows: chattt
constablecrab: amytfaBweem amytfaBweem amytfaBweef amytfaBweeb amytfaBweem amytfaBweem
red_shoes_jeff: Well that was a good stream. The parts I was around for, anyway.
RealGamerCow: THEM GAINS
kinkerbelle: I'm counting that as a workout for the day. Whew.
angryoptimist: Agreeing. This was a good stream.
r10pez10: it looks alright for a once-a-day thing
Lapinelis: "Nintendo tax" everything is expensive msrp for the switch.
angryoptimist: Exercise stuff always marks stuff up, too.
r10pez10: and it might be a party hit, who knows
MaladyDark: yeah. gyms are $10 a fornight
kinkerbelle: Everybody charges a console licensing fee, nintendo's isn't even significantly higher.
GloriousMost: d i g i t a l
red_shoes_jeff: Doubt it
r10pez10: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, is leg day next?
TStodden: Are Switches designed to support multiple microSD cards?
constablecrab: No one will buy a game called Leg Day
Lapinelis: If you wanted and end game, you should've faced each other :p
TStodden: Isn't leg day DDR?
red_shoes_jeff: Just rebrand it to DDR. It'll sell.
TheMerricat: Heather and Ian Beat Each Other Up Cafe? I'd watch it. :-)
r10pez10: i'mma play thumper after this
wildpeaks: for european people, is there some geo limitations on Switch ? like if you get the console from one country and the game from another, will it refuse to run it ?
MaladyDark: ian. german suplex.
TStodden: There's still Stepmania for PC...
r10pez10: !addquote (Heather) [Now] I don't want to hurt my friends.
LRRbot: New quote #5716: "I don't want to hurt my friends." —Heather [2019-01-13]
Sarah_Serinde: seabatHITBOX
Lapinelis: @wildpeaks European here, none.
angryoptimist: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Meltalar: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Master_Gunner: lrrJUDGE
TheMerricat: Ian....
riking27: lrrJUDGE
wildpeaks: neat, then I might get it then :)
kinkerbelle: @r10pez10 That quote does not agree with her other quotes.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
ritchards: !clips
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r10pez10: ian...
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhouse.com twitch.tv/tiltyhouse twitter.com/tiltyhouse
MaladyDark: switch is region free
angryoptimist: I, for one, love the corny Ian jokes. lrrAWESOME
red_shoes_jeff: benginWat
Xenovita: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Dared00: LoadingReadyIanpleasestop
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/lunarjade twitter.com/lunarjade
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
DarkMorford: TEETH
angryoptimist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
r10pez10: dang sarah you were prepped
Sarah_Serinde: r10pez10 Nah I typed all those out just now :D
angryoptimist: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: I just know those ones well :P
TheMerricat: Don't step to the Hodor... she'll wreck you.
red_shoes_jeff: Me too, Hodor.
GrandLlamaQ: The term "Combat Pragmatist."
wildpeaks: Hodor uses the entire table, nothing goes to waste
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
cuttlefishman: Checkpoint+ Cafe
ArcOfTheConclave: gang beasts?
cuttlefishman: and Dice Friends Cafe
Sarah_Serinde: !dnd
LRRbot: The current Dice Friends campaign is being broadcast on twitch.tv/dnd for 10 episodes, and starts at 5:00 PDT. Because it's broadcast on another channel and only hosted here, LRR won't be able to thank everyone for subs and bits, but they still very much appreciate them!
red_shoes_jeff: THERE!
Sarah_Serinde: You can hang out here if you like, we're hosting it
r10pez10: approve the sausage
kinkerbelle: It's really good!
MaladyDark: thanks ian
red_shoes_jeff: S O S I G
Sarah_Serinde: Episode 1 of Bylaw and Order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwECclVbj8
RealGamerCow: You're doing great as tech on that, Hodor!
angryoptimist: seabatBRAIN
GDwarf: This seems to be a remaster of the first Onimusha game from the early '00s
r10pez10: die-nasty
MaladyDark: oooh old xcom.
Simonark: Great checklists, so far
SniperPumpkin: Tuesday, best day: Confirmed
cuttlefishman: Good tuesday
wildpeaks: The neverending Tuesday
NotCainNorAbel: Thank you.
cuttlefishman: See y'alls next tuesday
r10pez10: thanks for the stream!
wildpeaks: that's an issue for Future Hodor :D
SixPairsOfFeet: moonbase doesn't have a shower?
UnhappyYak: delicious sticky leather
VoidByAnyOtherName: buh bye
red_shoes_jeff: Night
MaladyDark: moonbase sponge bath
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream. Good night
angryoptimist: Thanks for the Rhythm Tuesday! Now on Sundays, now in a Cafe!
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
Sarah_Serinde: Personally I'd just start walking without the jacket and put it on once I finally cooled off :D
MaladyDark: <3
r10pez10: hey, i just met you, and this is crazy
VoidByAnyOtherName: squeaky leather
r10pez10: hey, i just met you, and this is crazy
Kerrisis: Mmm... Sticky Ian...
TStodden: It's probably a good thing there's no shower at the moonbase... we don't want anybody to actually move in (as there's already Gibb, Harry & Bartleby... as well as Spoopifer & Pistachio "in spirit").