Eklinaar: Let Adam play
stevestein: So ... umm ... does this all-coal roof pass the fire code?
Arclight_Dynamo: James *did* build a machine above the roof of hell to grind the pigmen into gold nuggets.
dougma: Adam, have you seen the... villager system... yet?
Xobulo: say "Oinkgrrr"
ZachtlyAsIntended: Use the pearl, luke
dougma: Ah, ok
Moroklumpen: Just chop down a tree and make one? Oh, wait
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EJGRgunner: it's "glowstone"
DougintheTrench: Glowstone glows.
Moroklumpen: Adam doesn't play Minecraft at all?
TXC2: Ironically, this coal roof? safer then asbestos Kappa
TXC2: Moroklumpen nope
Milambus: ghasts are the worst
Laurreth: same could be said about uranium, txc :-P
dougma: I love Adam's reactions to minecraft (and no I don't think making him play it again is a good idea... to each their own)
TheWarbo: !quote 528
LRRbot: Quote #528: "Never playing Minecraft AGAIN!" —James [2015-07-23]
HondoTrigger: Adam!? hell yeah brother brother
monsieur_squirrel: firing fire weapons from a structure made of coal, good plan
TheOtherTrevor: everyone is in a mood
ZachtlyAsIntended: That's a VERY flammable floor
elcalen: good mood is still a mood
HondoTrigger: can't wait for UwUnimusha later
Hodgegoulashi: Adam are you stoked for the Rumble?
dougma: Whatcha playing on newday Adam?!?!!?
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam is in the hot seat for this weeks NewDay Tewsday! Game: Onimusha: Warlords) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (1m from now).
TheOtherTrevor: LoadingReadyRumble?
Hodgegoulashi: :(
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devil_dan: lrrEFF
m0nkeyrama: went for the classic uwu joke
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> OnimuWusha what's this????? | Adam is playing this for the first time on Newday Tewsday! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1085266850747899904
LordZarano: Up next: NewDay Tewsday || Onimusha: Warlords. Adam is playing the HD remake of Onimusha: Warlords. Tuesday, Jan 15, 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM GMT (5 minutes ago)
LordZarano: There we go, we don't need no !next. We'll make our own!
Robot_Bones: silence > FRITOS
margieargie: Huh, LRRbot, you're looking different. Done something with your hair?
Robot_Bones: opps
Zanaide: Ooo! A liver.
Robot_Bones: other way around
m0nkeyrama: very smart @LordZarano seabatBRAIN
Anubis169 huggles everybody
rocketjohn: no fritos? Then we RIOT
devil_dan: @LordZarano !advice
Robot_Bones: no fritos before adam stream is eerie
TheWarbo: As was learned on the Discord when Scryfall bot went down...do not volunteer to be the bot.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: RIP PLA TY PUS
Earthenone: DoritosChip
m0nkeyrama: FRITOS :(
TXC2: here we GO!
m0nkeyrama: Hi
noSmokeFire: My boy!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: WE'RE HERE!
TXC2: HI Adam
Omthebox: Hi
rocketjohn: hullo adam
Omthebox: It is you
Baldrash: Hi.
Pteraspidomorphi: Long time no see
Traion: Hey Adam
Ace__of__Hearts: YOU'RE HERE
Anubis169: Hihi Adam! lrrAWESOME
Tomasu82: Hi! Long time no see!
Milambus: Hi Adam
ndcazzy: Surprise!G
Amentur: LIMOUSINE. Hello Adam
Omthebox: Who are you SeriousSloth
ConspiracyOfCartographers: It's Adam!
Xanderbats: Youtube is lonely
Laurreth: itskoloHype
DaMullet14: yo Adam
devil_dan: Hello... you.
EricTheOrange: man fuck You tube
Pteraspidomorphi: It feels like it's been more than 5 minutes
noSmokeFire: youtube is pretty starved for positive attention, yeah
TheWarbo: whoa Adam? That's unexpected
DaMullet14: Adam that hoodie is NICE
m0nkeyrama: It's him, @Omthebox seabatSEAL
KinoGami: what are you playing it on?
Anubis169: Onimusha lrrAWESOME
margieargie: I was watching you on YouTube earlier (thanks to the parts of the PPR I missed)
Anubis169 joy-bounces
m0nkeyrama: Noooo, the dauntless hoodie is great
Omthebox: Get a new one
o0sk_ren0o: Oh the drawstring
EricTheOrange: Onimusha is like a combination between old resedent evil and old God of war
r10pez10: zippers are totally replaceable
TheWarbo: That PPR was great
TXC2: Zipper braking is always the worst
mistborn83: seabatBRAIN lrrHEART seabatBRAIN
Inkompetence: Did the Zipper Break drop any good parts?
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iamnolionheart: FWIW I've heard the Switch version runs great
lifecharacter: Three hour Adam talk stream better be scheduled for next week.
noSmokeFire: tell us about your favorite tacos while you beat up the men
Omthebox: I'll listen to you talk, but I will not watch.
amythist: adam you litearlly have 2 series that I regularly watch where you talk
Xanderbats: "Nobody wants to watch me talk". Spectator Mode and Sidewalk Slam prove that wrong buddy
m0nkeyrama: that was fun
Dared00: "Nobody wants to watch me talk" - uhhhh, Spectator Mode? ;D
iamnolionheart: Lemme get uuuuuuhh
iamnolionheart: Boneless windowed
TheWarbo: !findquote talk
LRRbot: Quote #1386: "Hello, female. Don't run away, I want to talk to you." —Alex [2014-08-01]
TXC2: that is 10000% incorrect Adam, giving how good you are in SWS and Spectator mode
m0nkeyrama: Spec Mode and SWS beg to differ
DeadlyWinchester: I just can listen Adam for hours for the rest of my life
EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 I'm curious, I've been watching the replays of adam playing boshy. And I remembered you like those games. Have you played Boshy and how does it rate among those kinds of games.
Ashleyj1992: love it. glad i waited til now
Erudite_Cynic: wait, did the Highwayman just crit?
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Huberis: Sha sha sha emote when?
m0nkeyrama: LUL EZ
Omthebox: I've never heard of this game before.
Bengineering: that's exactly it
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Anubis169: EricTheOrange: it rates pretty highly, it's one of the most fun ones i've completed :)
Amentur: Can't talk to SWS but Spectator mode is dope lrrHEART
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
EricTheOrange: Yeah samurai resident evil but with more God of war like combat
GDwarf: This is apparently a remaster of a PS...2? 1? Game, one of those. That's almost all I know about it.
DentedPockets: Just otaku things.
EricTheOrange: oh tom clancys rainbow six ninjas
Xanderbats: Oh it's not art
TheWarbo: So much for that plot armor
thatladyinplaid: It's an ice rink in my city. Cozying up with some LRR for the night.
Eklinaar: I never understand art
m0nkeyrama: It's something, that's for sure
AlonsoSwift: I think you'll need to call in your contact Otaku Jeff to understand
isaaclara58: It’s back and I’m so happy. I already beat it last night and got ultimate mode, I’m still awake
TXC2: if you can't understand it, it's art
iamnolionheart: lamp
Nightvalien28: we need alex he is the old otaku in the base
EricTheOrange: Rainbow six was the one with the nightvision goggles withj the 3 eyes right? or was that splinter cell?
margieargie: So is that the part where Nobunaga comes back as an anime girl or something? I'm given to understand Nobunaga's supposed to be an anime girl.
deoncrossroads: poor thing
SOHK7PLAYS: samonosuke
noSmokeFire: gofundme to give that lady some pants
Nightvalien28: EricTheOrange that's splinter cell
m0nkeyrama: This intro is not helpful
TXC2: Yeap, of course the Female Ninja has less Armour
Anubis169: Come next year this city will have an ice rink
devil_dan: Is this the one with Jean Reno?
AlonsoSwift: @margieargie No, this isn't Fate :P
Omthebox: We won't be paying attention to the story anyway.
Papperslappen: you see the moth drawn to the candle represents... something... also zombie samurais
m0nkeyrama: The music is great, though
Freshly_Toasted: The only two discernible plot points were just said out loud
Asimech: @margieargie Pretty sure that's Nioh. Kappa
brainbosh: So this is another feudal story about Nobunaga, right?
r10pez10: sha sha shamanuouske
EricTheOrange: @devil_dan thats 3
SOHK7PLAYS: @devil_dan jean reno was in the 3rd one
isaaclara58: Good if they had the original music, you would jizz your pants
rocketjohn: talking of great music, @LoadingReadyRun , what happened to your intro music?
EricTheOrange: @TXC2 to be fair we are a samurai not a ninja
Erudite_Cynic: adam was doing a better job reading
TXC2: EricTheOrange ah Ok
Earthenone: intro music interferes with axe hand
thatladyinplaid: reading it with artistic flair
m0nkeyrama: Voiceover Kreygasm Kreygasm
devil_dan: Hey, he has that fan from Dragon Ball.
itzClinton: I remember playing this game when it came out! But keep in mind I'm about a decade younger than Adam lol
monsieur_squirrel: I just saw the news from uk, I will return soon with wine
rocketjohn: seems legit. save that for the gamehaüs :)
TXC2: Gamehase will get an intro someday
1losttheGame: wow, servants go missing. automatically think its monsters, not people leaving for better wages Kappa
rocketjohn: monsieur_squirrel i know right.
Omthebox: Was the VA told to read these lines like they were 10. And speaking to a deaf child.
EricTheOrange: wow this dialouge is just as bad as i remember
m0nkeyrama: Someday @TXC2 seabatSEAL
Dared00: oooh, her brother is a wrestler
EricTheOrange: I'm glad they didn't re record it to make it sound better
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Helpful_Advice: It's samurai Mario, save the princess from the castle.
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ritchards: *narrator voice* it was too late
countz3r0: Ok, Minmei
rocketjohn: not that you'd know it from the BBC news homepage
morgoth_bauglyr: james made the chair squeaky
brainbosh: Chair is old and well used by now
isaaclara58: I would have wanted a reread of the script and keep the original music
Robot_Bones: Chair can't hold all that muscle
LordZarano: Help us Samonoske-wan-kenobe, you're our only hope!
rocketjohn: absolutely no mention of the biggest defeat ever for a government
Earthenone: which is left?
TXC2: Please dont talk about the news from the UK chat
r10pez10: coming up next, in mail time, a new chair
Erudite_Cynic: UNDERSTAND!
noSmokeFire: kill the guide
m0nkeyrama: Kunoichi armor is so questionable
monsieur_squirrel: @rocketjohn honestly, I don't know if it's good, but its funny
noSmokeFire: aw
TheElrad: normal humans say "Understand" Adam, normal humans do
EricTheOrange: tank controlls BAY-BEEE!
m0nkeyrama: Locked camera angles Kreygasm Kreygasm
SOHK7PLAYS: analog controls?
TXC2: what the fuck is this camera?
Freshly_Toasted: Wow that was easy
Omthebox: Mission accomplished
TXC2: EDGE
Freshly_Toasted: Oh it's kinda resident evil
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, this camera
thatladyinplaid: found her. game over
EricTheOrange: It's pretty basic controlls
Milambus: Are those time travelers? They have night vision goggles
Omthebox: Roll Credits.
Amentur: They just boinged out of there
amythist: think it came out a bit after RE2
noSmokeFire: he's vibrating
Freshly_Toasted: Main quest complete, roll credits
m0nkeyrama: She's a mimic???
amythist: or maybe 3
HondoTrigger: Resident Evil team went to Devil May Cry I though, DMC started off as a new RE game
TheElrad: she wants to hold your sword, Adam
devil_dan: Game won.
rocketjohn: monsieur_squirrel there's nothing good about any of it. But people come here to avoid real life, so i'm going to stop talking about now.
brainbosh: At least this game doesn't have the full on tank controls RE1 and 2 did.
Dared00: is Onimusha the series with Jean Reno in one of the later games?
TXC2: Jaunrary 2001 was the Release date for this
qrpth: !smash
LRRbot: Put Frogger in Smash, you cowards!
Omthebox: Its not that loud. I always turn you down.
m0nkeyrama: wow, 2001?
malsareus: No witnesses run?
Anubis169: her japanese pronounciation is quite good
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m0nkeyrama: PogChamp PogChamp
Freshly_Toasted: Ok you have NO LIPS, no way that thing can talk
brainbosh: Game Over
BloodnBullets: that man is dead
isaaclara58: tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL tokeL
devil_dan: This kinda pales in comparison to the RE2 remake.
TXC2: Freshly_Toasted dont need lips to talk, just to talk well Kappa
brainbosh: Samanosuke-kun~~~1
Anubis169: isaaclara58: what's the L for?
Freshly_Toasted: Mhm mhm
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Erudite_Cynic: many purple farts
r10pez10: put samanosuke in smash
Omthebox: Rude.
Lord_ZYRK: I'm not late you're late SwiftRage
EricTheOrange: @devil_dan well that's a remake this is a HD remaster.
m0nkeyrama: We get powers! Hype!
Earthenone: that was easy
Lord_ZYRK: Also hello
Freshly_Toasted: Wow that was convenient
rocketjohn: Anubis169 whatever it is, there are about 7 too many of them...
Omthebox: Lord_ZYRK SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: ZYRK!
Lord_ZYRK: Omthebox seabatBRAIN /
TXC2: hello Lord_ZYRK welcome
Lord_ZYRK: M0NKEY!
Lord_ZYRK: Yo TXC2
Dared00: No, Samanosuke, you are the demons
GrumblingMoblin: Zordon delivering the wisdom!
AlonsoSwift: Oh, it's all ogre for those demons now Kappa
isaaclara58: @Anubis169 Samanosuke getting recked
n3ther: thanos??
Freshly_Toasted: Oh it's the samurai omni tool
r10pez10: hero stance lol
frozenphoenix7: Ok, but does it need to be my right hand? I use that for things.
1losttheGame: what if the humans started the attacks on the demons? Kappa
Anubis169: isaaclara58: ya i get that but what's the actual 'L' referencing
m0nkeyrama: This voice acting tho
Omthebox: You do that, guy from the Mummy.
m0nkeyrama: So good Kappa
Laurreth: Stargate had an episode like that
TXC2: !clips
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Omthebox: The scroll PogChamp
Erudite_Cynic: nice manual
devil_dan: Calling the demons is offensive.
Lord_ZYRK: Are we putting Ikea furniture together?! PogChamp
TXC2: Laurreth the Crystal skull one?
DentedPockets: "Now, time to MacGuffin."
Erudite_Cynic: The Scroll was a Map the whole time
wtrob: So we got the ancient scroll and actually read it this time.
GrumblingMoblin: unless it's red
m0nkeyrama: Awk
Amentur: Wait ... our hero got a scroll and just read it? This seems wrong
Freshly_Toasted: I'd accept red for healing but usually floating heals are green
Papperslappen: There should be a third way between destroy all demons and establish an eternal demon rule over the mortal realm
Tiber727: More mystical tools should come with instructions. How many times have you unleashed an ancient evil because there were no instructions?
m0nkeyrama: Can he read latin? Kappa
devil_dan: They are the inter dimensional entities.
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
Anubis169: tutorials weren't really a thing yet, in this area, games just straight told you to "RTFM" and gave you a wall of text :)
TXC2: Red = blood ?
r10pez10: this game seems alright but i'm not sure if i'll ever get used to the camera
BloodnBullets: red for healing aka put the blood back in.
TXC2: what is with Pump19 spaming that?
Milambus: red cross, etc.. yea
GrumblingMoblin: but we always agree that mana is blue...unless it's purple or yellow
Lord_ZYRK: Man, when games had manuals. . .
DentedPockets: Need a typewriter ribbon lrrBEEJ.
m0nkeyrama: 20 different save slots :o
TheWarbo: wait
noSmokeFire: zoom, enhance
TheWarbo: i played this
thatladyinplaid: Enhance
Laurreth: TXC2, no, the one where they get braces that give them superpowers
Freshly_Toasted: Yellow mana? Surely yellow must be stamina if anything
TXC2: !russle
Earthenone: nah its samurai one, we need a moths wings to burn
r10pez10: souls!
FireBasilisk53: oh my god, they're dead
TXC2: Laurreth Oh right that one
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TXC2: "upgrades"
TheWarbo: you like are sometimes the other lady right?
Earthenone: look at all that walking loot
Anubis169: wait... i think he's still alive...
isaaclara58: Do not upgrade bullets or arrows or herbs, do them last
devil_dan: Extra murdered.
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MennoKnight42: you'd think he'd just let go of the spear. surely they have extras?
Freshly_Toasted: Wow good thing swords just glide through people without leaving lasting wound
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frozenphoenix7: Is this Otaku Jeff's great great great great grandpa?
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TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
GrumblingMoblin: you must teabag the bodies to loot them
BloodnBullets: so im guessing the story is that the warlord dude did die from the arrow to the throat but made a pact with demons to come back
r10pez10: cheevo
Ravynn: Otaku Jeff Sr.
isaaclara58: Try to counter them. You can block during their attack and if it flashes, attack to do a critical
m0nkeyrama: This game is 18 years old, it's an adult
TXC2: think about it like this game is old enough to vote
EricTheOrange: keep in mind this game came out 18 years ago
Earthenone: so this game is as old as wikipedia? neat
Freshly_Toasted: Oh no, they're dessicated and weak. How terrifying
frozenphoenix7: That spear has been in his family line for generations
DentedPockets: Who cares how old it is, they shouldn't have re-released it if it didn't hold up.
devil_dan: His sensei gave him that spear.
Asimech: @TXC2 In ten days, not quite yet.
TheWarbo: Me "Oh wait, I think I played this game in college." Chat: "Hey this game is 18 years old."
GrumblingMoblin: I remember the NPCs being such jerks in this game. They never helped with anything
TheWarbo: THanks chat
Kaktus021: That waas an izuna
amythist: counter crit
thatladyinplaid: I was an adult when this came out. Now I'm an adultier adult
Helpful_Advice: Attack just before they hit you to crit
Lord_ZYRK: "James I'll never leave you behind!" "Adam, monsters are coming!" "I'll never forget your sacrifice, James!"
rocketjohn: this game appears to be awful.
TXC2: TheWarbo I feel your pain
GDwarf: Fixed-camera Nioh seems neat
rocketjohn: sorry adam.
r10pez10: someone told me Wikipedia turned 18 the other day and my soul escaped my body
Tzeeeeentch: they zombies, came from the ground
m0nkeyrama: Nah, game's perfect
r10pez10: whoa that jump
MennoKnight42: was this game supposed to be Resident Evil? because it's very Resident Evil.
TXC2: sword sounds like it's from Tenchu to me
TheWarbo: "This generic Armor" 10/10
TXC2: Normal Man, Normal Armour
Papperslappen: Normal sword for normal people
m0nkeyrama: This writing is top tier
Anubis169: normal view... Normal View... Normal View!!... NORMAAALL VIIEEWWWW
r10pez10: oh man the image
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:14.
Tiber727: Witness the tale of Samanosuke and his trusty sword, "Normal Sword!"
TheWarbo: Okay game, we get it
Robot_Bones: cool story bro
m0nkeyrama: shashasha
Erudite_Cynic: Magical Secret Powers
Lord_ZYRK: So ogres beat demons. Where's the third step in this roshambo?
m0nkeyrama: Never stop
1losttheGame: its fine, lets just Blatblat instead Kappa
Omthebox: Time to get a Sha sha shaaa tattoo on that sleeve of yours.
reeferfever: long ass time ago
Kaktus021: I have
dredgyboi: played it when it was first out so I was a baby
Anubis169: me :)
GrumblingMoblin: I have, but it was when it was new...so I don't remember anything
o0sk_ren0o: I played OniMu 3
Orgmastron: !secrets
Kaktus021: It's got a ton of secrets
justwhatever_idk: hmm only 25 mins into the stream, is that enough time for an elevator pitch to be made for this game?
Omthebox: I made this :)
TXC2: Good Adam, the first step is admitting you have a problem
Orgmastron: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
Helpful_Advice: This is one of my favorite games
Papperslappen: Savepoint
GrumblingMoblin: the rules in these games are always, shove your avatar in every crevass
thekeytoviktory: heyo
TXC2: UwU whats this?
thekeytoviktory: How is everyone doing today?
GrumblingMoblin: there is always something hidden on the ground
m0nkeyrama: Love that movie
Lord_ZYRK: What's this? What's this! There's weeb things in the air! What's this? There's ninjas everywhere WutFace
TXC2: hello thekeytoviktory welcome
m0nkeyrama: lol, good luck, Adam
MilkInBag: the meme lords
Freshly_Toasted: Infiltrated maybe?
dredgyboi: its in your notes I think?
Orgmastron: lolwut
DaMullet14: oh it's definitely the square pretzel
brainbosh: I mean, Ogre?
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
Freshly_Toasted: Inb4 number 5
TXC2: I dont like the Nightmare before Christmas, AMA Kappa
thomturtle: o.o
thekeytoviktory: @txc2 hello hope all is well
Anubis169: What's this? What's this? There's lightning in the air!
Anubis169: What's this? What's this? There's demons in my hair!
Anubis169 dives for cover
Angnor33: Check notes?
Asimech: I think you're meant to find stuff to translate the wingdings.
devil_dan: Is this one of those things where you need the manual?
r10pez10: i like number four because it looks like someone waving at me
SomebodyNowhere: ooh, they rereleased warlords?
m0nkeyrama: Today
TheWarbo: Is this like the Al Bhed thing where you find a letter at a time?
Anubis169: SomebodyNowhere: HD Remaster
TXC2: in fairness to the movie, the one time I saw it i had a Mirgain :P
TheWarbo: Because all other languages are just 26 letters that map one-to-one to English.
dredgyboi: i googled answer for that box 1,3,6 apparently
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Does Alex know about the Onimusha Katana controller?
ChrisTheRock91: Oh LoL at first glance i thought graham was sitting there
thekeytoviktory: okay Criminal Minds just hit my happy place, the episode is playing late era Johnny Cash, When the Man Comes around
TXC2: upgrade the lrrCIRCLE
m0nkeyrama: Based
dredgyboi: raizen is blade damage, shiden is magic, shiden will be needed to open doors
MilkInBag: this game is easy
Lord_ZYRK: I got my Master's in Onimusha :)
Helpful_Advice: Enhancing the orb gives you a stronger magic attack
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun I meant Adam my bad
SomebodyNowhere: does warlords have the girl with the knives or is that the second one
Anubis169 dances
notPandaPhresh: jewels increase your hp/magic bar iirc
TheWarbo: If you weren't sure if Adam was okay with backseating...
TheWarbo: This one has...Kaide, I think?
m0nkeyrama: For a one-off, backseating seems fine
GDwarf: Until today all I knew about Onimusha was that the third game takes place in modern-day France and had our samurai here team up with Jean Reno.
noSmokeFire: sonic the hedgehog
Anubis169: lol
Anubis169: Blanka :D
dredgyboi: I think you use the magic jewel/power jewel to increase health and mana bar
thekeytoviktory: @gdwarf I only recall vague game clips from Xplay
Lord_ZYRK: GO LEFT
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Helpful_Advice: The jewels increase your max health and magic. You should use them as soon as you get them.
amythist: GDwarf not just that, but Jean Reno gets sent back into Feudal Japan and uses magic whips as his weapon
m0nkeyrama: :o
MilkInBag: YOU'RE PLAYING WRONG
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun Supposedly you should enhance as you go but save some for a pretty good sword or orb
MilkInBag: thanks
Aarek: Go Left!
TheWarbo: Mash R1
Papperslappen: Go left!
m0nkeyrama: We're backseating the crap outta this stream now
SomebodyNowhere: yeah have you tried going left
FireBasilisk53: Adam just keep doing what you do
TXC2: Adam why?!
AlonsoSwift: Go left 15 seconds ago! Kappa
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
Eklinaar: You missed that thing 5 minutes ago! Go back to it!
r10pez10: adam
o0sk_ren0o: Adam, you already failed the secret ending. Restart.
WonderfulGlory: Oh boy... I've never done this before... ummm git gud?
dredgyboi: i will only backseat with really dumb stuff like those decoder boxes lol
AntiCrepuscular: Lord_ZYRK no the other left! SwiftRage
Anubis169: You've been playing Boshy at home, you should be used to jarring camera angle changes by now Kappa
thekeytoviktory: shoop the woop?
noSmokeFire: what do you need for the secret ending?
Lord_ZYRK: AntiCrepuscular no MY other left SwiftRage
SomebodyNowhere: its ps2 era what did you expect
Tiber727: Today? Remember, you said you might stream at home later. No takesies-backsies!
m0nkeyrama: The angle changes are so abrupt NotLikeThis
Laurreth: you can pirouette and the camera hates you. Sounds familiar.
noSmokeFire: I like the guy slowing crabwalking towards you
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun Also healing items are finite
amythist: ps2 era made by the Resident Evil people, they didn't learn about proper camera controls until RE4
m0nkeyrama: Is that a minotaur?
Lord_ZYRK: It's called pre-rendered backgrounds, folks. Fixed camera angles are kind of a must.
Papperslappen: By the way, did you beat Mario yesterday?
TXC2: m0nkeyrama it's a demon, but basically yes
m0nkeyrama: He did!
fragilepaper: He did @papperslappen
MilkInBag: this is dark souls but if it was made by a japanese company?
Papperslappen: woop lrrHORN
MilkInBag: OpieOP
Anubis169: nope, absorb is a 'still' action
m0nkeyrama: Good to know :D @TXC2
MilkInBag: he gave you weed
SomebodyNowhere: I never played the third game in the series I think it inexplicably had jean reno
m0nkeyrama: we made a friend!
amythist: yup part of the challenge of teh game was learning when you could stop to absorb or not
TXC2: METRIODVANIA !
Anubis169: bonus section get!
m0nkeyrama: Secrets :o
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Adam channeled a bit of his inner Dave Spokesman there for a second
Lord_ZYRK: Is this the part where we rappel down while the HIND shoots at us? PogChamp
VTMonster: SECRET TUNNEL
dredgyboi: 6,1,4
TheMerricat: not very moot like
m0nkeyrama: Based @dredgyboi
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
Lord_ZYRK: They are a tasty snack :)
Anubis169: you have to use them
Anubis169: they increase stats
TXC2: more vit!
amythist: health increase/mana increase
DentedPockets: It's like rhino horn?
n3ther: wait did you save? saves again
Lord_ZYRK: What's in the box? A smaller box!
m0nkeyrama: Meds are good, we're staying healthy
AlonsoSwift: @n3ther Old games in a nutshell. 'I just saved? Better save again just in case'
Anubis169: uhh
Laurreth: Teeth!
Anubis169: drugs are bad mmkay
MilkInBag: is that bowser?
Lord_ZYRK: This is Adam's spirit animal
Vallulv: dat acting!
GrumblingMoblin: he talks well for having no lips
GDwarf: This voice acting sure is a thing
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
SomebodyNowhere: tactical
m0nkeyrama: It sure is @GDwarf LUL
noSmokeFire: he's smaller than I thought
Tiber727: This is Dark Souls!
r10pez10: rip cover
Gascitygaming: Man, Onimusha 3 pn PS2 was freaking awesome, kinda wanna get this
Lord_ZYRK: BLOCKING? DansGame
SomebodyNowhere: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Blocking OpieOP OpieOP
Amentur: Is that samurai Bowser?
Anubis169: LOL
MAPBoardgames: TEETH
SomebodyNowhere: camera plz
AlonsoSwift: Adam has officially lost, now that he's blocked
m0nkeyrama: Look at these camera angles
Vallulv: Estus! no wait
m0nkeyrama: for a boss fight
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
sifonaonline: Cut the butt.
noSmokeFire: get him in the gouch
m0nkeyrama: The rope a dope LUL
SomebodyNowhere: he should have invested in butt armor
TXC2: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
fragilepaper: Sword vs Club Swords wins?
Lord_ZYRK: Cut gdqClap the gdqClap butt gdqClap
Tiber727: TXC2 beat me to it.
Anubis169: *boop*
Scarbble: skrt
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏 👏
noSmokeFire: really though, who authorized this camera system
TXC2: EDGE
Vallulv: !findquote estus
AlonsoSwift: EZclap
Anubis169: manYES
VoidByAnyOtherName: how's omnisushi
m0nkeyrama: Camera MVP
SomebodyNowhere: teeth
Anubis169: gdqClap lrrAWESOME
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
1losttheGame: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
n3ther: right in the dick
devil_dan: Stick Normal Sword up his @$$.
thomturtle: Dude, that's rude, don't stab him in the dick. :O
GDwarf: Mankind ill needs a...big...demon...thing such as you!
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
VTMonster: shesheshah!
Anubis169: Kill him in the... DIIIIIICK
fragilepaper: lrrGOAT
Anubis169: hobbK
Glodenox: I assume they were still trying to figure out this 3D thing?
Omthebox: Big mood
SomebodyNowhere: ooh a line worth saving Kappa
HondoTrigger: I thought you hated lore
Omthebox: He only hates good lore.
HondoTrigger: is this the cave that James is in? Kappa
TXC2: old Adam hated lore, new Adam is.....fine with it
cheetoJack: did Blue let them out of the cave?
m0nkeyrama: Lore :o
m0nkeyrama: James is forever in the cave
MennoKnight42: +1 rock
TXC2: Fluorite? what is this? Minecraft? kappa
MilkInBag: Dr Octopus?
Lord_ZYRK: Liver PogChamp
SomebodyNowhere: OwO whats this
Scarbble: lrrSPOOP
morgoth_bauglyr: OwOts this
AlonsoSwift: Worst ASMR ever
SkylerRingtail: New favorite voice acting in this game
MilkInBag: the voice doesnt fit LUL
Anubis169: What is this Precious?
GrumblingMoblin: Dr Joker Octopus?
m0nkeyrama: Good lord, the voices
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's OTHER spirit animal PogChamp
SomebodyNowhere: dat mouth
HondoTrigger: GUILDENSTERN!?
Chartle: dude he has mouths for eyes
MilkInBag: no just lizard eyes
m0nkeyrama: Vertical irises
Kaktus021: You''l be happy to know he's a recurring chaacter in this series
CataclysmicReverb: Helix head?
r10pez10: he's not a bad guy right
Laurreth: Urcle Gascoigne?
Omthebox: What a strange VA choice.
MilkInBag: e x p o s u r e
TXC2: Mr Exposition
Freshly_Toasted: Exposition is the true final boss
m0nkeyrama: WUT
Lord_ZYRK: Not REYNALDO WutFace
dredgyboi: looks like a renaldo to me
AntiCrepuscular: yikes!
TXC2: fucking nope
m0nkeyrama: Tentacle arms WutFace
noSmokeFire: Renaldo fits pretty well, honestly
amythist: that's Renaldo,
SomebodyNowhere: Squid1 Squid2
m0nkeyrama: Hi heather!
TXC2: Hello Heather
Laurreth: baka hentai?
AlonsoSwift: Is this the Gaping Dragon? Kappa
Anubis169: Tentacular!
Anubis169: Hiiiiiii Heather!
AntiCrepuscular: *get over here!*
Chartle: these camera angles make my head hurt
mtvcdm: Hi Heather
MilkInBag: it's Staryu, feel old yet?
TXC2: Anubis169 :D
Freshly_Toasted: Hi heaaather
cheetoJack: what is this darkest dungeon?
m0nkeyrama: There're two??
Lord_ZYRK: Get out while you can, Heather WutFace
itzClinton: we just got impaled twice and we're fine
HondoTrigger: @Chartle welcome to early 2000s capcom :)
devil_dan: I have seen enough hentai to know, where this is going.
n3ther: this camera really is something else lol
Anubis169: uh oh... Hydra?
Robot_Bones: Time to get shambled
SomebodyNowhere: whatever happened to if you're blocking you're losing
noSmokeFire: detective kouen
n3ther: you're a big boy now
TXC2: got a real Mario ghost house vibe of that music
MilkInBag: it's actually pronounced Akounamatata
m0nkeyrama: Big boy sword get!
Anubis169: Adam: Kohh-en
morgoth_bauglyr: fiewswwoad
thomturtle: Adam, obsessed with big boys.
cheetoJack: oh the orb was a sword
Lord_ZYRK: For big boys PogChamp
MAPBoardgames: I can't read latin
Papperslappen: You're a big boy now
FireBasilisk53: this guy sucks
m0nkeyrama: Can't read latin smh
sifonaonline: You can't read.
r10pez10: I can't read latin
VTMonster: You have the dumbs for reading
MennoKnight42: told off for illiteracy
AntiCrepuscular: :D
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banwidthraptor: not quite a shambler, but still bad.
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Omthebox: Wow. The DM is harsh
AlonsoSwift: Reading is for babbos, we're a big boi now :P
Lazarus_18: Man, DD2 doesn't look nearly as bad as you made it out to be.
Chartle: don't forget to save
Tiber727: Is this the "Slightly Above Average Sword?"
cheetoJack: its the protaganist's one weakness. Reading.
kumatsu: Can't read? What is this, Latin?
Anubis169: oh sweet, Enryuu
Anubis169: fire sword :d
Freshly_Toasted: apparently the 3rd one is poopy so pick your favourite of lightning and fire i guess
AntiCrepuscular: I just noticed the stream title, Adam pls :D
sifonaonline: Can't read? Japanese Kratos confirmed.
m0nkeyrama: Never one to be afraid of an uwu joke
amythist: this was my favorite sword
r10pez10: sonic the hedgehog
AntiCrepuscular: Where is boy? Someone needs to read this big stone slab...
Papperslappen: Skeleorbs!
m0nkeyrama: Floating skull balls seabatYIKES
MennoKnight42: magic and souls
dredgyboi: they drain xp
MAPBoardgames: Cacodemons?
AntiCrepuscular: spicy!
amythist: they drain magic/xp and eventually run away
CataclysmicReverb: Oh, they're the curse orbs from symphony
HondoTrigger: SLURP
GrumblingMoblin: time for some upgrades
devil_dan: Hey, Langoliers.
1losttheGame: well the room was a dead end, wasnt it
1losttheGame: ?
ritchards: Zoom and Enchance?
stoneraven1991: Adam I was re-watching stream highlights, I didn't realize you had lost weight, you sir are looking great!
TXC2: boop?
m0nkeyrama: Level 2 :o
MilkInBag: darksiders
dredgyboi: pokemon
Anubis169: YoohhooooooOOOO
Lord_ZYRK: Every game set in Feudal Japan ever?
WizardZedd: Goemon?
dredgyboi: pokemon stadium 2
HondoTrigger: Shinobi?
o0sk_ren0o: Tenchu?
KinoGami: okami
m0nkeyrama: Oh man, that sound effect gets used a lot
Erudite_Cynic: Okami?
Scarbble: sounds like okami
Golldum: traditional Japanese theater
Chartle: yeah that's like the japanese wilhelm scream
CataclysmicReverb: Noh?
Helpful_Advice: Pokemon stadium sushi game?
Freshly_Toasted: Okami's fun
noSmokeFire: ot
kumatsu: they used it in Pokemon Stadium minigames
Robot_Bones: Burn the witch
Anubis169: Okami's a good game :)
Robot_Bones: lrrBEEJ
MennoKnight42: Okami is a lot of people's favourite zelda game
KinoGami: it's ok. i've never played dauntless
Scarbble: i think you might like okami honestly
noSmokeFire: it's pretty much "legend of zelda, but you're a dog", so if you've played any LoZ that'll probably tell you
m0nkeyrama: I never finished okami 🤷♀️
dredgyboi: this game was so hard when I was 10 :(
Addictiveme: is this a remaster?
TXC2: All games are hard when youre 10
m0nkeyrama: wow, that magic attack is legit
TXC2: Addictiveme yeap
noSmokeFire: they literally suck
m0nkeyrama: It is @Addictiveme
amythist: nah it was about right, like I think the other path only has like 1 or 2 rooms you could get to
randomino5: ORB
Addictiveme: oh sick
dredgyboi: takes the xp and splits lol
MennoKnight42: ran off with your stuff
TXC2: HD remaster, came out today
m0nkeyrama: they just peace out
amythist: yeah, the run away with your orbs
m0nkeyrama: LUL
mistborn83: Adam did you beat The Messenger?
Anubis169: Adam: They're XP grabbers, you gotta defeat all of them before they disappear and take the screen's worth of XP with them
TheWarbo: You didn't want those orbs, did you?
Omthebox: OOOOOORB
m0nkeyrama: I need to catch up on the messenger streams NotLikeThis
Barb4rian: Ecstasy for the orb!
Freshly_Toasted: @LoadingReadyRun So the fire sword is slower and stronger than the lightning sword. The orbs are the magic attacks for each weapon
Anubis169: nobody likes those orbs
MilkInBag: you didnt explain yesterday why you were changing your chair at home
TXC2: Orders regard Brock sampson, ORB!
Robot_Bones: sha sha sha
MechaKuuga: This game and DMC1 were so similiar
Freshly_Toasted: We should be good now, back to my seat
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
Kaktus021: The orbs can be useful for getting soul absorbsion combos
m0nkeyrama: Having to manually absorb the orbs seabatYIKES
Lord_ZYRK: oops I LET GO of the orb WutFace
Earthenone: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
dredgyboi: what a mansion.
PsychicRobot: jeez the camera change is horrible
Lucidmooselid: @TXC2 what about brock?
Anubis169: not enough lumbar support?
m0nkeyrama: New chair hype :o
MilkInBag: no problem
HondoTrigger: I switched a tall back chair recently and my neck problems went away instantly
TXC2: Lucidmooselid it's a Venture bros joke
noSmokeFire: the real final boss is the camera
TXC2: or reference really
Lucidmooselid: yeah i got the refrence not the joke lol
MilkInBag: few chairs are made for giants
fragilepaper: I have the same chair at my house and it does my back no good what so ever
CataclysmicReverb: I've played Monster Rancher. Never touched Allen Rancher.
Mowdownjoe: Real nice PS1 era camera here... :/
Lucidmooselid: havent seen iy all though
m0nkeyrama: Good chairs are expensive, but very worth it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lumbar support is key, it's worth to speng money on a good chair
HondoTrigger: my old chair I always leaned forward and it had no neck support, so it was halfway my own fault
TXC2: you want problems, try sitting the old ass wooden chair I'm using :P
Anubis169: maybe you just need a chair with a wide back, bucket-seats tend to be really bad for people with broad shoulders
PsychicRobot: omg, isn't the camera gonna make the direction of control suddenly change when camera changes?
ritchards: !findquote genius
LRRbot: Quote #1268: "This is bad! This is a stupid idea! This is dumb! I'm dumb!... I'm a genius!" —Alex [2015-12-15]
banwidthraptor: worth the investment you only get one spine......
Robot_Bones: just swap it out for a LRR chair, no one will notice lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: yeah just take one of the Friend Zone couches
LordZarano: Spend your money where you spend your time. Bed, chairs, and shoes
MilkInBag: apparently
Robot_Bones: and teeth
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me....the Blue pages....
m0nkeyrama: That's a good idea @LordZarano
r10pez10: blue book, not to be confused with the yellow pages
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL
WonderfulGlory: Are you Oda Nobunaga?
Earthenone: !findquote nobunaga
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Anubis169: Remember Twitch Chat, always invest well in things that separate you from the floor.
Lord_ZYRK: Fort In Bras? 🤔
Erudite_Cynic: Fort of Bras?
Anubis169: Good mattress, Good shoes, Good chair, Good tyres... and specifically, Guys a good belt, Girls a good bra. manYES
amythist: yes, the names in this are interesting
r10pez10: master fortnite
CataclysmicReverb: He made a pledge to master fortnite
Tiber727: Master foot in bras?
TheWarbo: We Hamlet now?
dredgyboi: so as a kid playing this game I was like "reading is for nerds" so I missed all the story
TXC2: WonderfulGlory no, nobunaga made a pact with demons though
noSmokeFire: an orb still burns
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, I've always read that name as rhyming with "Cowabunga" until today
m0nkeyrama: need one more sword :/
amythist: yup still 1 more, a wind weapon
r10pez10: metroidvania
o0sk_ren0o: @Laserbeaks_Fury Cowabunaga?
CataclysmicReverb: Dont give up your weapon, it's the swords of our power.
devil_dan: A tale of swords and orbs.
WonderfulGlory: @TXC2 That sounds like your typical fictionalized Nobunaga
MilkInBag: it's hammer time
Freshly_Toasted: The wind sword works a bit weirdly
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Bunga's Ambition
Anubis169: In the early 2000s we had this game... these days we have Nioh
TheWarbo: Does the name Fortinbras appear anywhere *besides* Hamlet?
TheWarbo: And, I guess, In Onimusha
Robot_Bones: a tale of adams and orbs eternally retold
m0nkeyrama: Can't have a lock on when the camera angles are locked and change so often seabatYIKES
randomino5: Saskebaske
r10pez10: that sword is hueg
Anubis169: wow, good pronounciation :D
MilkInBag: what
MilkInBag: wtf narrator
m0nkeyrama: wait, there's narration, too?
Freshly_Toasted: Ghost exposition!
1losttheGame: wait what
Earthenone: !spoilers
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MAPBoardgames: History!
Lord_ZYRK: God? Is that you?
Erudite_Cynic: narators note
Orgmastron: Random narrator
TheWarbo: OH wow I remember that random aside
dredgyboi: thats samonosuke I think?
EricTheOrange: Names Sam, Sam noss-ke
Erudite_Cynic: history for reeeeeals
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ron Howard?
Earthenone: narator given the game away
Golldum: THIS MAN WILL CONQUER THE WORLD
dredgyboi: all the named characters are real historical figures
MilkInBag: hehehehehe
MennoKnight42: "hey by the way we totally just pillaged this character from history"
Robot_Bones: Narrator KO out of no where
TXC2: are we real tall?
MilkInBag: so huh, that kid
Earthenone: Normal Arrows
r10pez10: kid's just gone
CataclysmicReverb: We bow to no master
MilkInBag: you missed the bowt OpieOP
Earthenone: maybe the green sword is a bow?
Lord_ZYRK: SMOrc bow is cheat SMOrc
Koshindan: Ignore it and just bow out.
Freshly_Toasted: The bow's seperate
Gascitygaming: non-demon proof armor pfft noobs
amythist: Earthenone nope, bow is kind of a sub weapon
Freshly_Toasted: there's also an upgrade to the bow
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
r10pez10: calling it now, journal writer turns into a demon
Lucidmooselid: IMANAGE
Markster981: lore PogChamp
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m0nkeyrama: Marky :o
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: SUB HYPE 32
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Robot_Bones: meat lrrHAM They're made of meat
Lord_ZYRK: Find some bread and get some nice finger sandwiches going Kappa
Lucidmooselid: High intensity gaming is more your thing?
m0nkeyrama: Hooray respawning enemies
Omthebox: Yeah. I know how you guys feel, I got out of bed a little while ago and I'm dying.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I am in my rookie year of roller derby so I am doing HIIT for cardio to improve my lungs and heart
TXC2: whose this flippy boi?
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow, that's cool @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea !!
cheetoJack: just don't get hit. Thats the best healing :)
TXC2: roller derby? damn
r10pez10: roller derby is pretty fun to watch
HondoTrigger: I just like to sit in one place and lift heavy things :)
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Passed my minimum skills in December and I have about a year until my leagues draft
MilkInBag: what music
r10pez10: it looks damn intense
TXC2: roller Derby is basically Rugby and high speed :P
Lucidmooselid: @HondoTrigger dont skip leg day
TXC2: *at
Markster981: resident evil sure looks different from what I remember Kappa
noSmokeFire: you must find the Small Intestine Seal
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: So while I can't be the fastest or naturally athletic skater, I can be the hardest working
Omthebox: Is that girl bald.
PhoenixMelior: Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea yoo, congrats! I have friends doing that, good luck training!
Omthebox: is that a girl?
Halabast: It's not a colour coded piece so it can only be half Resident Evil
Erudite_Cynic: that kids face
sethmerickson17: uwu whats this
HondoTrigger: @Lucidmooselid my legs are made of steel from years of fencing
r10pez10: that kid is frumping
TXC2: PS for Puzzle Satan Kappa
Markster981: thank god for that p.s otherwise I would have thought you were bad at puzzles
r10pez10: oh right the ladder
Lucidmooselid: the bes
korvys: So I've never played this... is this just samurai resident evil?
m0nkeyrama: pretty much
MilkInBag: talking about Took, I saw a live orchestra playing the music of the fellowship of the ring over the movie, it was Kreygasm
r10pez10: it sure looks like it korvys
noSmokeFire: I love the ninja just casually doing flips over you
Lord_ZYRK: Grabs > footsies WutFace
Lucidmooselid: @MilkInBag siiick!!
Omthebox: Flippy boy was having a time.
m0nkeyrama: Duuude, those showings are the best @MilkInBag
devil_dan: Bad touch!
TXC2: enemy grabs are bad gameplay
voslan: Turn into new days Tuseday, and all i see is the terrible camera angles from my childhood...
dredgyboi: bow and arrow if you wanna save em
Barb4rian: lol, the blue ninja's AI is pretty good lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: can you rope ladder down to where that thing dropped
MilkInBag: @m0nkeyrama whole room filled with nerds, clapping after every set almost LUL
1losttheGame: @r10pez10 no, we used it to get to the moat
m0nkeyrama: You need at least 5 different camera angles for every room LUL
Erudite_Cynic: The GAS
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
korvys: Those dudes are climbing out of a toilet
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
r10pez10: night TX
m0nkeyrama: Lol, nice @MilkInBag
Markster981: just use your third eye to see everything
Amentur: Good night TXC2. Sleep well
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2 !!
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 ResidentSleeper /
MechaKuuga: 2001
m0nkeyrama: So many normal arrows
Lucidmooselid: normal arrows?....sounds suspicious
o0sk_ren0o: Suzaku and Byakko, huh? Guess up next is Seiryuu then Genbu
dredgyboi: you dont need to upgrade it only orbs
Lucidmooselid: shapeshifting item stealers
amythist: don't have to upgrade the sword at all, just the gems
dredgyboi: you can also upgrade herbs- medicine and normal arrows to fire arrows
amythist: I mean eventually you will probably have enough to fully upgrade everything
Lucidmooselid: sweeet bling broo
Markster981: shes busy okay damn DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Would the gauntlet be a mimic, Adam?
Omthebox: Get Blue to due VA
HondoTrigger: I Wanna Be The Seabats
banwidthraptor: snap play that game
Lucidmooselid: it is resi evil
Silver__Knight_: They could play it on W+P Kappa
RayFK: UwU
Inkompetence: What kind of game?
voslan: This is Anime Medieval Japan, Strange shit happens all the time. i'm sure she knows better than to bring it up...
Orgmastron: Samanosuke Sandwich time?!?
Gascitygaming: Fantasy video game with realistic reaction to things
noSmokeFire: OK, real talk. if you're an architect and someone asks you to build a pointless cage hallway, just say no
Erudite_Cynic: I suspect if adam wrote a game it would come out like Bembo Quest
MechaKuuga: that bounce Kreygasm
dredgyboi: is samonosukes sword sheath upside down..?
Kaktus021: Right, this puzzle
MAPBoardgames: Puzzles!
Tiber727: To be fair, a guy with a mimic as a weapon sounds pretty cool.
amythist: I think it's one of these switches that open it
GlennSeto: Just kick the bars, I'm told Japanese steel ain't shit. Kappa
m0nkeyrama: oof
Lucidmooselid: this is about as exciting as games get huh?
Lord_ZYRK: ARROW'D
voslan: lol
noSmokeFire: why any of this
m0nkeyrama: Holy armor? :o
Halabast: Why do they even HAVE that lever?
n3ther: it's holy
MAPBoardgames: This lever releases the bees.
Lord_ZYRK: Probably got holes in it OpieOP
m0nkeyrama: so shiny
Lucidmooselid: i was talking about high intensity gaming but wow
Freshly_Toasted: I'd probably build a fantasy dungeon
MilkInBag: LUL
Glodenox: So you basically make your own escape room
noSmokeFire: noted: do not go to adam's murder mansion
Lucidmooselid: Bwahahahah
m0nkeyrama: Random-ass traps and puzzles everywhere
FireBasilisk53: I want the RE shadow puzzles in my house
Gascitygaming: Or the demons with bees in their mouths that when they scream they shoot bees at you!
Omthebox: In that case I'll just piss on the floor.
Lucidmooselid: you have guests wetting themselves everywhere
Markster981: how will you incorporate all the camera angles
Lord_ZYRK: And before you know it all of your houseplants will have human shit in the pots MingLee
voslan: If you do that, i'll just respond the same way my cats do if i don't feed them right away. I will just pee in the corner.
dredgyboi: its so dark
dredgyboi: and they just game you mana
TheWarbo: Will it include save points?
SquareDotCube: geez, this really was built using the RE engine
r10pez10: pretty much an escape room eh
o0sk_ren0o: This reminds me of the Webcomic Megatokyo where one of the character sets up an obastacle course in a game store.
arcaneemperor: there was a description on your armor btw
m0nkeyrama: Crappy camera angles are essential to any murder mansion
WonderfulGlory: Escape Room where you are just trying to use the restroom
Freshly_Toasted: @Markster981 VR headset and cameras
banwidthraptor: so the house from every RE game
Xafty: *would end up pissing his pants*
Lucidmooselid: @Gascitygaming bees hahah
Joda011980: expect urin in the potted plants
Freshly_Toasted: Imagine watching yourself in 3rd person...
r10pez10: welcome to adam's puzzlehouse
MilkInBag: HA
MAPBoardgames: How badly do you need to pee?
m0nkeyrama: God, why can't you just jump over the spaces
HondoTrigger: If you want the bathroom key from me, first you must answer my riddles three
voslan: move her back
amythist: have her go to that x
Xafty: nah, thats how you get to it, to open it you must complete a sudoku puzzle in a time limit
Cmdrlyneye: Have you seen the Mitchel and web look evil lair health and safety sketch?
Markster981: jumping is illegal ramen duh
MAPBoardgames: The X right there
devil_dan: Those gaps are small enough to step over.
MAPBoardgames: with the girl
noSmokeFire: the x will swap tiles on the diagonals
Amentur: The X's are also fine
GlennSeto: @hondotrigger :D
MadWaltz: I'm assuming X's and +'s are just showing where the spikes will appear
TheWarbo: go to that space. no, the other space
TehAmelie: one intercom button tells only the truth, and one button only lies. . .
TheWarbo: X and + are just patterns
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
voslan: Oh it's chess
MilkInBag: Jebaited
Lucidmooselid: somthing wrong....this is your house adam
randomino5: Go to the space I meant when I sent this message 30 seconds ago
withr: oops
o0sk_ren0o: uhoh
Markster981: he got it! :)
MilkInBag: woof
Omthebox: And now you don't get any milk from the fridge.
m0nkeyrama: Oh god, we have to do it all again
1losttheGame: you didnt save when you enhanced FeelsBadMan
MilkInBag: let's just say it's a DD restart
dredgyboi: man, save points were the worst
devil_dan: lrrAWW
Lucidmooselid: oooooooooooo
DentedPockets: They didn't even include check points?!
m0nkeyrama: 2001 game, everybody
m0nkeyrama: Welcome to the past
MilkInBag: who needs checkpoints when all your content is fun
TheWarbo: oh wow, we're back *here*
Markster981: I was 3 :)
o0sk_ren0o: @DentedPockets You should be happy they let you save an unlimited amount of times. Anyone remember save tokens?
m0nkeyrama: Little babbo marky BabyRage
Lucidmooselid: 2001 a space devoid of save points
MilkInBag: is that a ball of skulls with a sphincter?
Erudite_Cynic: Adam says "These camera angles honk" count: 8
amythist: bow is good vs orbs
Papperslappen: Checkpoints were invented in 2003 by Sir Walter Checkpoint
noSmokeFire: seriously, who decided to tie spawns to camera angles
DentedPockets: @o0sk_ren0o Sure, but this is a remaster, they could have given some form of game improvement. It's bad enough with tank controls and the camera.
GlennSeto: Is this a remake of the very first in the series?
m0nkeyrama: Way too many angles
Erudite_Cynic: Adam says "These camera angles honk" count: 9
noSmokeFire: it's going to really hurt your speed run
Helpful_Advice: Second door on the left for a save point
Lucidmooselid: @Papperslappen we now have to bitmine checkpoints with server farms....tru tru
m0nkeyrama: Name checks out @Helpful_Advice :D
MilkInBag: this game is basically luigi's mansion
m0nkeyrama: A map AND a save point? wooow
GlennSeto: @milkinbag Protagonist isn't scared enough.
Freshly_Toasted: Gesundheit
Lucidmooselid: the suspense
m0nkeyrama: bless you LUL
MilkInBag: you covered the camera with goo
Papperslappen: Lucidmooselid Checkpoints are now responsible for almost a third of all carbon dioxide emissions
sifonaonline: Narrator: "He did."
GlennSeto: Gesundheit, Adam!
Anubis169: Bless you! lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: uuuuh
MilkInBag: yoda cocoon
o0sk_ren0o: @DentedPockets HD remasters of particularly old games are basically for 2 purposes: Make it look pretty, and make it run natively on a system (ie not needing a manual and special configurations to run) revamping actual gameplay isn'
noSmokeFire: yeah, that's us
MilkInBag: HARDEN
m0nkeyrama: what was that
GlennSeto: um...
Amentur: I guess, yes
Erudite_Cynic: ummmmmmmmm
Xed_Regulus: No, that's not creepy at all.
Freshly_Toasted: Welp
o0sk_ren0o: t profitable for stuff like this
kumatsu: Lurkers be like
Oatway_: it was twitch chat adam
Scarbble: k bye
randomino5: It was me :)
TheWarbo: so many things are coming back to me watching this stream
Eklinaar: Our avatar has arrived.
dredgyboi: just pretend you didnt see anything
Anubis169: "Adam is that you with the sword?" lrrSPOOP
Lucidmooselid: @Papperslappen checkpoints killed my father and gave my mum the flu
Anubis169: 👀
sifonaonline: Deja vu!
Anubis169: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MilkInBag: :mustache:
TheWarbo: i remember that dude
MAPBoardgames: Someday that man will become a beautiful butterfly
randomino5: , Dio!
Oatway_: you're fully two feet taller than that dude
GlennSeto: Is this guy historically significant?
MilkInBag: LUL
Lucidmooselid: he wet himself
Papperslappen: Lucidmooselid I fell into the checkpoint cauldron when I was a kid, now I have infinite save powers
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's bringing Unskippable back confirmed
Freshly_Toasted: This man riles my inner murder hobo
banwidthraptor: why would you want to skip this important
Lucidmooselid: must be at adams house
noSmokeFire: this man has no sense of personal space
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
KinoGami: not as weird as the third game where he chsnges place in time with a french detective
m0nkeyrama: The future ruler apparently does
Amentur: Chat does Hhhehehe
Freshly_Toasted: TeEhEe
WonderfulGlory: hehehehe
Markster981: fufufufu
GlennSeto: @nosmokefire And no sense of self-preservation. That strange man is carrying a sword as tall as him.
m0nkeyrama: oh man, the fufufu laught LUL
dredgyboi: dark souls needs flipping ninjas
Markster981: thats my iconic laught ramen, promise
GlennSeto: @dredgyboi It's about to get them.
m0nkeyrama: I believe it, marky <3
noSmokeFire: had you not used the gems at this point in the save? your health bar looks small
Glodenox: The left part once, the right part 4 times, or something like that?
m0nkeyrama: You solved it in two tries last time, Adam
Erudite_Cynic: look at the underside of the gauntlet
Markster981: why did she have her hand on her knife like she was just gonna stab the kid
Erudite_Cynic: so gross
VTMonster: but do you use the Jim?
r10pez10: was there a save point before the puzzlehouse
Fugi: @Markster981 Kid mouthin off? Just stab em
TSturtledove: You can climb out the window while brushing your teeth with those items
ChangelingDruid: Hey Adam, I had to jump off early yesterday. Did you beat Mario?
Freshly_Toasted: Fluorite is pretty I guess
Saulens181: druid he did
m0nkeyrama: Jesus Fugi WutFace
Markster981: thats a valid and respectable response Kappa @fugi
VTMonster: Demon souls before Demon souls
m0nkeyrama: He did beat mario :D
ChangelingDruid: Ah sweet :)
Fugi: THATS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE GONNA DO
m0nkeyrama: suuuure, fugi
m0nkeyrama: nope, adam
m0nkeyrama: Niiice
Markster981: yeah fugi what are you talking about SeriousSloth
Lucidmooselid: silence in chat lol
r10pez10: we can save those guys i guess
randomino5: D: caps lock
sifonaonline: Yeah, Fugi! Use your indoor voice.
Lord_ZYRK: Can a mod take care of this capslock spammer DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Saving people in a renegade run? seabatYIKES
TheWarbo: Adam runs a very low key stream okay
Scarbble: rope ladder?
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VTMonster: it's fu-shi
MilkInBag: 'Fugi' is actually pronounced 'ILoveAdam'
Fugi: ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ
dredgyboi: I think you missed the thing you knocked with the bucket
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Freshly_Toasted: DO YOU?
sethmerickson17: rope ladder
sifonaonline: OH?
MilkInBag: I'm caps lock :)
Markster981: what about fug like rug
Juliamon: Adam PLS
Silver__Knight_: ADAM LOVES CAPSLOCK
Lord_ZYRK: I thought it was pronounced "Frederiksen" 🤔
Anubis169: heya Fugi :)
Lucidmooselid: wtf how tiny text?
m0nkeyrama: He doesn't love it? Hm
Lord_ZYRK: AND CAPS LOCK LOVES YOU
TSturtledove: rope ladder to get down the well?
TheElrad: TOO LATE ADAM
Anubis169: Lucidmooselid: control characters
MilkInBag: mods hate this one weird trick
madmanoreo: Adam doesn't love capslock, HE LOVES CAPSLOCK
MilkInBag: 👏 or die
m0nkeyrama: The clap or die at the ppr
Anubis169: ADAM manRAGE
TheWarbo: Remember when Adam told chat "clap, and keep clapping or you'll die"
Invitare: I refuse
m0nkeyrama: was legit
Scarbble: that was magnificent
WonderfulGlory: Only for you Adam
TheWarbo: yeah I was just typing that
Amentur: The first one to stop dies was a hard threat
Markster981: Watch This One Man And His Capslock Trick! Mods Hate Him!
MilkInBag: neeeeeeeeerd OpieOP
Lucidmooselid: ooo
Amentur: Reminded me of Shinsekai Yori
mtvcdm: I think Stalin actually did that once.
Anubis169: When you asked people to clap at the Pre-Pre... everybody facepalmed simultaneously in the mod's chat >_<
Lord_ZYRK: Isn't that rooted in something that happened in Stalinist Russia?
Anubis169: FailFish FailFish FailFish FailFish FailFish FailFish FailFish
m0nkeyrama: lol, the poor mods
sethmerickson17: can you use the rope ladder at that other room
noSmokeFire: you didn't upgrade your sword yes at that point
matthew_dauber: hai adam
m0nkeyrama: you mods are heroes <3
matthew_dauber: hows you
MilkInBag: @Anubis169 so you clapped, but on your face Kappa
noSmokeFire: *yet
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Anubis169: We love you really <3
PandasAndPancakes: This is an odd looking resident evil mod
Dwinick: Hey Adam :D how is you?
PandasAndPancakes: Also hey chat, Adam <3
Lord_ZYRK: Facepalming is definitely just face clapping
madmanoreo: totally not a hidden door back there...
Lord_ZYRK: Yo PandasAndPancakes
Dwinick: Last time we saw you, you were smacking your head in the world of boshy
matthew_dauber: what is the weabu samurai stuff?
matthew_dauber: :3
Anubis169: actually ya, you're decent and very chill manLOVE
m0nkeyrama: infinite camera angles :o
dredgyboi: the first camera angle was your chance to save the hoomans with bow and arrow, they ded now
Lord_ZYRK: You're decent :)
MilkInBag: decency is a rarity
TheWarbo: seems deece
Lucidmooselid: its an insult lol
m0nkeyrama: Just be decent :)
Juliamon: When we were told in slack that you were reprimanded for the clapping I did say to make sure you knew we still love you
noSmokeFire: *powerful* magic
Markster981: I always think like clean
sifonaonline: You're decent in that you're not indecent.
Anubis169: well if I call you a badass you'll just mentally reject it offhand :P
VTMonster: they're crawling out of of the latrines?
noSmokeFire: you're decent in that we assume you're wearing pants
Freshly_Toasted: Decent's a compliment on your manners isn't it?
Anubis169: you're a cool human being :D
MilkInBag: adam is a mad man drunk with power
VTMonster: the bone-ly run?
Freshly_Toasted: People who are annoyed at decent are the same people who say 7/10 is average
m0nkeyrama: You still have an hour and a half of fun
m0nkeyrama: left
Erudite_Cynic: when is one more?
MilkInBag: in one more hour
Lord_ZYRK: First the chocolate milk, then an entire stream.
1losttheGame: no, you didnt LUL
MacSquizzy: oh sick new dark souls
1losttheGame: i thought you had
m0nkeyrama: Did you go here before?
Lucidmooselid: strawberry milk is superior
Bobtheninjagoldfish: how long did it take to spot that save pointin boshy yesterday?
TheElrad: I mean, it would be unfair to everyone else that's wanting to play PubG
sifonaonline: Here we go!
m0nkeyrama: No milk chat NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: oh no it starts again
Markster981: milk chat OSFrog
Lord_ZYRK: This is where Adam closes the stream
r10pez10: orange soda milk
Lazarus_18: Coffee Milk reigns supreme, dont @ me
dredgyboi: also where is the kid
Juliamon: orange milk! banana milk!
Lord_ZYRK: and bans all of chat
m0nkeyrama: She's a ninja, she has her ways
Anubis169: @Lazarus_18
anamelessdog: Orange pop is best drink?
Erudite_Cynic: Mix Strawberry Milk with Orange sodie pop
Markster981: she googled it
Lazarus_18: how dare u
Freshly_Toasted: Orange juice and milk is the ultimate fusion!
Amentur: Asked the guards before they died?
MilkInBag: orange milk isnt real
Anubis169: i dare anything :p
Lord_ZYRK: Erudite_Cynic yeeessss
Lucidmooselid: @LoadingReadyRun Gintama refrence lol i hate straberry milk
monsieur_squirrel: she knows torture
Markster981: they have google in this universe
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Invitare: she looked in the phone book
Anubis169: what about just "Milk" milk
mistborn83: oj and milk?????????
1losttheGame: its not milk, its juice, dont @ me
Fugi: @Freshly_Toasted NO I tried that in middle school it is BAD
Papperslappen: I prefer plain carbonated milk
r10pez10: we have vegemite icecream one place here in australia
TheWarbo: "Something seems to be going on" ya think
DentedPockets: Other people who are not me appear when I google myself.
Jug_R_Not: If you put the way inside the trap... it is not the best trap
Freshly_Toasted: @Fugi I have made the same mistake and simply want to share the suffering
m0nkeyrama: Just milk milk is best @Anubis169
Amentur: OR she asked the narrator that spoiling bastard
Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169 you mean putting powdered milk in milk?
TheWarbo: pull the middle lever lrrBEEJ
Fugi: @Freshly_Toasted Also don't put ketchup in milk
Anubis169: i've done that Lord_ZYRK
Anubis169: it's not half bad
m0nkeyrama: You look fancier with the holy armor
amythist: damage reduction I think
Anubis169: Fugi WHY manWHY
Freshly_Toasted: @Fugi Why would anybody do that?!
TheWarbo: It has a description Adam
banwidthraptor: the difference is it's holy
matthew_dauber: style points, duh
m0nkeyrama: LUL
r10pez10: it's righteous
VTMonster: need jorts
dredgyboi: items have description
Lord_ZYRK: Put applesauce in milk :)
Lucidmooselid: savages
VTMonster: I have a friend that likes carbonated milk
Freshly_Toasted: It's shiny too
m0nkeyrama: That's a very useful ability
Fugi: @Freshly_Toasted look I wasn't the smartest kid
TheWarbo: Reading the armor explains the armor?
Markster981: we have the holy technology
Chantzzzzz: Coke and milk used to be a favourite of mine
banwidthraptor: I would absolutely light candles with a magic sword
Lucidmooselid: nooo lets start over
TheWarbo: don't kill either person this time please
m0nkeyrama: Reminder that the x isn't a bad thing
Tiber727: It's like that trick where you put a row of candles out with a sword, but in reverse.
Anubis169: Limeade and Cherryade is a decent combination, it makes something luminous orange coloured and tastes very weird but nice
Amentur: The puzzle changed D:
Lord_ZYRK: So cherry limeade?
Markster981: i thought you had it there tbh
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Puzzle god btw seabatBRAIN
mistborn83: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Anubis169: Big Brain seabatBRAIN
seltier596: oh the bad one
dredgyboi: hope you like timed puzzles:D!
Freshly_Toasted: Oh no a door, if only we had a magic flaming sword
Lord_ZYRK: You were almost a Samanosuke Sandwich NotLikeThis
TSturtledove: Go ahead and kill them, we can always hire more.
Anubis169: Lord_ZYRK.. pun foul
Anubis169: 2 min in the box
Anubis169: GET IN manRAGE
Lord_ZYRK: That's not even a pun!
sifonaonline: Adam, you know if you built this house in real life, that is exactly how you would die.
m0nkeyrama: ^
sifonaonline: In a trap of your own making.
Anubis169: i know, it was that bad
amythist: the wood part in the middle is empty
Lord_ZYRK: sifonaonline LUL
MAPBoardgames: It's not a Jill sandwich, it's a Sanouske Soup!
r10pez10: slider puzzle
matthew_dauber: we can breathe underwater right?
m0nkeyrama: Samanosuke is super going to die
AGiantRoach: i despise sliding puzzles
madmanoreo: You truly are a prisoner of your own device
GDwarf: "Samanosuke Soup" isn't as catchy a phrase as "Jill Sandwich"
TheWooglie: AGiantRoach me too. Timed ones are the worse
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
Anubis169: dude!
Anubis169: nice :D
Papperslappen: Very smart
Freshly_Toasted: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lazarus_18: good job
TheWarbo: easy puzzle for babies
banwidthraptor: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Anubis169: sha sha shaaaa
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
Amentur: Puzzle god :)
theneatestburrito: So smart.
TSturtledove: Did he, "wet" himself?
Invitare: a singular strike
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
dredgyboi: you just got that holy armour and now its all wet!
Anubis169: *HLORF*
Lazarus_18: hell yea
m0nkeyrama: Locked camera angles are actually the worst
TSturtledove: Yes
mistborn83: will you pull it?
r10pez10: "to go to the toilet you need to solve the water puzzle room" ... "i just went in the water room"
Papperslappen: It's a trap!
Anubis169: ding dong
Addictiveme: these dynamic player choices
m0nkeyrama: How does she know it's safe?
mistborn83: she will go search for "clues"
sethmerickson17: i think you could have used the rope ladder in that room next to the stairs
Lord_ZYRK: r10pez10 the room formerly known as the water room
VTMonster: mmm, naps
Markster981: okay velma good luck searching
TheWarbo: goodbye support character
TSturtledove: How is it that she can just warp through the wall and we have to walk everywhere?
Erudite_Cynic: saying "We are safe now" is the best way to get killed in these games
dredgyboi: I think the bucket just had fluorite
Freshly_Toasted: I haven't been paying attention is the kunoichi kaede?
m0nkeyrama: Helpful map DansGame
Anubis169: not sure
Anubis169: she may be?
Freshly_Toasted: Guess we'll find out
AGiantRoach: carrying that stuff down the ladder must have been hell
m0nkeyrama: We have the halves!
Helpful_Advice: Yes, her name is Kaede
Markster981: I read that as expensive cooking, thought you were gonna pop out a pasta or something
Eklinaar: She chose down?
PhoenixMelior: this feels a lot like Shenmue
Freshly_Toasted: @Helpful_Advice never a more relevant name
m0nkeyrama: That'd be sweet, marky
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Voldo?
Anubis169: not quite
Anubis169: he can still see
mistborn83: insane in the membrane
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, we stocked up on Demon Chow. Nothing to worry about :)
Lazarus_18: just push him
MilkInBag: dark ceremony because you lack light?
m0nkeyrama: That voice doesn't fit what he's saying
Invitare: if the ceremony is dark how will we see what we're doing? NotLikeThis
Lord_ZYRK: "Dark Ceremnoy" is what I call taking a twosies
mistborn83: see ya later sucker!
VTMonster: Adam only likes well lit ceremonies
dredgyboi: what if there's puppies at the dark ceramony
Markster981: so thats why you didnt come...
o0sk_ren0o: Woah, our arm is getting uhh- is that infected? It looks infected
Anubis169: travLIGHT
Freshly_Toasted: I find it weird when villains refer to their stuff as dark, evil and ruinous
fiftymcnasty: Your teeth
noSmokeFire: it's good for your teeth
Erudite_Cynic: im not sure its supposed to be funny
m0nkeyrama: jump scare ninja
TSturtledove: It's for making tootpaste
dredgyboi: after finishing game you get more bonus items based on fluorite
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
noSmokeFire: so flourite must be EVEN BETTER
Pteraspidomorphi: If you're explicitly dealing with demons what would you call it?
fiftymcnasty: lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: lol
TSturtledove: *toothpaste
Freshly_Toasted: Infernal at least
TSturtledove: dang keyboard
Lord_ZYRK: Chewing on fluorite is good for your teeth Kappa
sethmerickson17: you can go to the save point by the puzzle door through that shortcut you opened right
Invitare: the best thing about Dark Ceremonies is your fellow cultists can't see you sneak out for a break
TheWarbo: FLUOR FLUOR TRAIN
m0nkeyrama: RIP orbs
MilkInBag: medicine for WHAT
o0sk_ren0o: Seiryuu get, only Genbu left
m0nkeyrama: Just general medicine, you know Kappa
Golldum: suck the gauntlet?
1losttheGame: can you absorb the souls in that gauntlent?
AGiantRoach: gargoyle fight time?
Lord_ZYRK: Golldum LEWD
MilkInBag: space balls?
m0nkeyrama: Second boss :o
Lord_ZYRK: LATE NIGHT ROOF FIGHT LATE NIGHT ROOF FIGHT
MAPBoardgames: HEY! I need your hand for a bit, can I borrow it?
TheWarbo: this gauntlet sucks
m0nkeyrama: oof
Addictiveme: oof
m0nkeyrama: have we tried not hitting the shield Kappa
Papperslappen: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
MilkInBag: is this fun :)
LolCamAlpha: this camera is a jerk
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
Tiber727: You need those camera angles because of all the obstructions out here on this roof.
MilkInBag: seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
LolCamAlpha: EXCUSE ME?!
o0sk_ren0o: Wind Magic
fiftymcnasty: !quote block
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
1losttheGame: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Bobtheninjagoldfish: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
MilkInBag: oh it's a medicine for wounds
m0nkeyrama: More uses for the seabatHITBOX emote! Yay!
TheWarbo: !findquote block
LRRbot: Quote #3795: "You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge." —Cori [2016-12-28]
MilkInBag: that was a shitty shield
Chantzzzzz: peace
MAPBoardgames: NO! the hand!
MilkInBag: why didnt that demon have a magic shield?
m0nkeyrama: That seabatHITBOX was regulation size, then?
Freshly_Toasted: The spin2lose sword
sifonaonline: PogChamp
MilkInBag: LUL
MilkInBag: I'm a video game journalist, asking the harsh questions
Erudite_Cynic: SAVE
Psychic_Ketchup: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5460: "The only people I'll be nice to is Twitch chat." —Adam [2018-10-30]
Papperslappen: !save
PandasAndPancakes: The blender's back, baby
Golldum: can you suck that glowing gauntlet in the room?
m0nkeyrama: Joe :o
TheElrad: save?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Soooooon you'll dual wield for FOUR KATANA ACTION!™
Meltalar: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN make it so! seabatBRAIN
Helpful_Advice: You can suck the souls out of that other gauntlet
m0nkeyrama: We can be general grievous? :o
MilkInBag: oh thats what they meant by 'suck'
Lord_ZYRK: It's pretty mediocre :)
Meltalar: no i am not! adam is perfect!
Robot_Bones: seabatBRAIN chat hive brain
Lord_ZYRK: BabyRage
Erudite_Cynic: sometimes ignorance is bliss
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
sifonaonline: We're all a fraction of your big brain, but the law of large numbers means we'll get there ahead of you once in a while.
Duckskwak: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:50.
PandasAndPancakes: There are more important things than being smart :)
Freshly_Toasted: Coup de grace while he's vulnerable!!
MilkInBag: small child waking up to two strangers, everything is normal :)
Erudite_Cynic: the gauntlet blink is messed up
Robot_Bones: better lucky than seabatBRAIN
fiftymcnasty: They may not have invented blinking yet so they dont know what it is
m0nkeyrama: Sentient gauntlet is apparently an everyday thing
MilkInBag: also why would it blink? does it get dry?
34 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined !
TheWarbo: I distinctly remember the term "blinky glove" being thrown around my dorm floor a lot
MilkInBag: Cam PogChamp
mistborn83: DId she find any of those clues?
Markster981: thats just his strobe gauntlet, they are all the rage in japan :)
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
Freshly_Toasted: Cam!
MechaKuuga: LUL
Meltalar: a cam raid!
1losttheGame: it keeps blinking WutFace
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RebelliousUno: it me
dredgyboi: I...dont remember this..
m0nkeyrama: Cam raid :D
Psychic_Ketchup: "Let me monologue at you"
Amentur: Hello Cam fam
UncannyJimjams: TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid
Justin_Bailey: Nihlist Arbys
MilkInBag: he took weed
Lord_ZYRK: He SLEPT in a YURT
excalgold: He's covered wars you know.
PandasAndPancakes: "Here's what I learned on my gap year"
MilkInBag: so much shaking
fiftymcnasty: He sure shakes a lot
Markster981: kid just wants his sister back not a lecture smh
VTMonster: he makes his own kombucha
Erudite_Cynic: Yurt is fun to say
SolarBlitz1: "I went to find myself, gawd"
MilkInBag: fetch some chicken soup
RabidWallaby84: Oh man...I remember getting this game for Xbox...this is oooold
Meltalar: she`s already glichting!
Meltalar: she dead!
Freshly_Toasted: Prone! Melee sneak attack for 4d6 damage
m0nkeyrama: At least she made it here in time to tell us important info
excalgold: why does he have a freaky laser fish on his arm ?
Despoiler98: Why is his arm Blinking?
fiftymcnasty: They didnt even want to know about your sweet double sword
1losttheGame: thats why im practicing Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Despoiler98 to keep its membranes moist
MilkInBag: this is a soul calibur prequel right?
Despoiler98: slytqFacepalm
fiftymcnasty: A soul still burns!
Freshly_Toasted: Onimusha, soul blade then soul calibur... makes sense to me
TheElrad: you can now open the cellar
m0nkeyrama: basically soul calibur
Helpful_Advice: Hey Adam, do you remember where that thing you said you wouldn't remember was?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I'd say the blood would wash out but it's paper
RyuDaBurninator: Post soul calibur
Erudite_Cynic: green orb thing?
m0nkeyrama: the room with the three orbs
m0nkeyrama: probably?
kumatsu: ItsBoshyTime ?
o0sk_ren0o: Did we let the trapped person out of the tower?
MilkInBag: to the shadow realm
JoeKim: so shashasha emote when?
noSmokeFire: it was the l-shaped room on the bottom left, right?
noSmokeFire: err, L-shaped
RabidWallaby84: This weapon would be highly ineffective in this hallway
r10pez10: map?
excalgold: wait are we throwing pocket sand at people ?
Helpful_Advice: Head back to the main foyer
Robot_Bones: no that way is the room with the 3 seashells, totally different
sethmerickson17: rooe ladder room upstairs
m0nkeyrama: Some day @JoeKim
MilkInBag: is this the story of Soul Edge?
RabidWallaby84: @Robot_Bones thanks for the reminder! I need to take a leak!
JoeKim: some dayyyyy
RyuDaBurninator: Demolition Man reference. Lol
Freshly_Toasted: Sam is giving me lowkey nightmare vibes
m0nkeyrama: Archers DansGame
sethmerickson17: no the stairs back where you dropped the bucket
Papperslappen: I like how the eye in the gauntlet blinks
o0sk_ren0o: I think they might have meant rope ladder the well (which is upstairs from the item)
Dwinick: He wasn't very smart
o0sk_ren0o: Or did you mean something different?
Lord_ZYRK: Is that Astaroth? This really is Soul Calibur.
Freshly_Toasted: Talim best girk
sethmerickson17: thats what i was thinking
m0nkeyrama: Siegfried is always fun
MilkInBag: you're getting helped by Taki i guess
RabidWallaby84: Astaroth and Nightmare were the bomb. Wait and time your attacks and BAM...smoked for half health :D
m0nkeyrama: Big-ass sword
sethmerickson17: door by stairs
o0sk_ren0o: Book
o0sk_ren0o: Book on table
TheWarbo: that book looked interactable
TheWarbo: oh okay
m0nkeyrama: Books give lore
sethmerickson17: door right by the stairs
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RabidWallaby84: Master Splinter! Come back!
m0nkeyrama: We stopped being a lore stream already LUL
sethmerickson17: there is a door roght by the top of the stairs you were just at
the_bananarchist: hard g but that was a really good first attempt :)
Lord_ZYRK: Since this is an old game, I'll give you old advice:
Lord_ZYRK: USE SPACE JUMP
Lord_ZYRK: YOU HAVE SPACE JUMP
m0nkeyrama: Jump into space :o
Rockario: !advice
LRRbot: Use counters.
RabidWallaby84: I wish NASA would figure out that you can SPACE JUMP...would save billions in fuel costs.
Lord_ZYRK: Gesudnheit
LolCamAlpha: bless you
m0nkeyrama: Bless you again
Lord_ZYRK: Only spelled right FailFish
Freshly_Toasted: Quarantine the plague ridden
sethmerickson17: darn i thought maybe but was wrong
Helpful_Advice: The lady said the princess was taken underground
o0sk_ren0o: Can you use the rope ladder on the well itself that you look down to see the item?
Vezon46: enhance
Freshly_Toasted: ZOOM and enhance
Freshly_Toasted: Double the pixels!
Vezon46: press the expand resolution button
m0nkeyrama: We're doing loops
dredgyboi: reading a walkthrough says go into the main keep and look for a room called "sentry point"
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW
RayFK: You ever get Mario yesterday?
JoeKim: these camera angles tho
the_bananarchist: I know it was a limitation of the time and everything, but I don't know how I feel about these weird camera cuts
m0nkeyrama: He did @RayFK !
RayFK: Hell yeah
Anubis169: heya RayFK lrrAWESOME
noSmokeFire: man, these ninjas suck
o0sk_ren0o: Book on the ground by that door btw. All about that completionism
excalgold: Zombie ninja is worst at stealth.
Erudite_Cynic: you feeling better Jordan?
RayFK: Erudite_Cynic Getting there
m0nkeyrama: Mario fight starts at 3 hours into the VOD
Anubis169: you feeling a bit under the weather Jordan?
m0nkeyrama: Bullets?
RayFK: S'fine
Anubis169: get well soon manH
dredgyboi: cut scene teleported you back
Vezon46: @RayFK that mean we're doing shit tonite?
m0nkeyrama: @RayFK rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
TheElrad: Adam, not to criticise, but normally the entrance to the cellar isn't in the top of the tower
RayFK: Ye
Freshly_Toasted: I call shenanigans
TheWarbo: That "there's nothing unusual about them" is suspicious
RabidWallaby84: Hey...people in other countries are sometimes backwards.
m0nkeyrama: These camera angles must make controlling this game a nightmare
Noxenluxe: Because games don't make you jump from great heights to get to a lower area. SeriousSloth
o0sk_ren0o: Save count 13... it knows!
excalgold: it could be the winchester mystery castle, unexpected doors everywhere ?
TheWarbo: keep enhancing
Vezon46: but adam, are you at all interested in sekiro? seems up your alley
drcanonball: this game looks old-ish
Anubis169: put it like this... at least there aren't Resi Evil style door opening animations
Anubis169: for every one you walk through
m0nkeyrama: This is a remaster of a game from 2001
JoeKim: 2001 game
JoeKim: this was groundbreaking at the time
Noxenluxe: 18 years ago SeriousSloth
JoeKim: this game is older than some chat folk probably
m0nkeyrama: Probably
m0nkeyrama: Weird to think about
Tser1ng: This is like playing a game where the only view is through cctv cameras in the ceiling.
Helpful_Advice: You are right Adam
m0nkeyrama: I was responding to Joe, Adam, wow
Sharkfists: we're here for moral support
excalgold: Moral support ?
JoeKim: lolol
Vezon46: look at those sick ass punching daggers PogChamp
Sharkfists: gotta support them morals
JoeKim: these old school camera angles tho
m0nkeyrama: Joe just got me in trouble NotLikeThis
Papperslappen: Actually, they stopped making people after 2001 so there is no one here under 18, or so I keep telling myself
JoeKim: feels like half the battle
noSmokeFire: bye chat, bye adam. have fun in the hole.
JoeKim: baited
m0nkeyrama: Ghosts lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
the_bananarchist: I can't tell if I like the camera angle thing because it gives that samurai/martial arts b-movie aesthetic or hate it because it's confusing and a little nauseating
Noxenluxe: Ghosts just blocking the door SeriousSloth
Lord_ZYRK: Later noSmokeFire
LolCamAlpha: lrrSPOOP
Aarek: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Freshly_Toasted: What a spoopy door
JoeKim: the speed of camera changes makes it tough
m0nkeyrama: it does, yeah
m0nkeyrama: super abrupt
JoeKim: but with the lack of free camera technology. *shrug*
Sharkfists: don't you just hate it when you haven't cleaned your basement if forever and it's full of ghosts? happens to me all the time
dredgyboi: game is actually kinda short
Gen2Gengar: Arashi
Noxenluxe: Should've just had the disgaea leveling system Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: the_bananarchist that's what happens when you use pre-rendered backgrounds
Freshly_Toasted: Shiden is apparently strong
JoeKim: just make it grindy AF right
dredgyboi: id say you're in the mid-late/mid game
m0nkeyrama: Hidden by the camera angles seabatYIKES
darnick: What in the nine layers of hell am i looking at here?
Noxenluxe: A game madee 18 years ago SeriousSloth
SilentInterim: What in tarnation have I walked into here
JoeKim: resident evil 2 and dino crisis used this for great jump scares though
Lazarus_18: DD2
SilentInterim: That man is compensating for something
m0nkeyrama: Onimusha
LolCamAlpha: He givin' you the tickle tickle
m0nkeyrama: is very weird
dredgyboi: reynaldo is like ivy from soul calibur, but sexy
JoeKim: japanese tentacle monsters PogChamp
TheExactSame: so this wasn't by the team that made ninja gaiden?
JoeKim: I don't believe so
m0nkeyrama: You have a long weapon use that? seabatBRAIN
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PandasAndPancakes: Oh hey, it's Silent Hill 2's toilet puzzle!
the_bananarchist: p u z z l e
TheExactSame: because someone is biting the others' style
LolCamAlpha: CMERE BOY
Tiber727: It's kinda hard to put your hand in with a giant gauntlet. Did you ever think about that?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: earthworm jim looking motherfucker heard you talking some shit
Miner_Jr: Sorry for distracting you.
JoeKim: #worth
m0nkeyrama: Are there infinite Reynaldos?
M4RKNUTT: Evening, was just watching your episode 2 of darkest dungeon on yt :)
JoeKim: definitely a trap
Anubis169: oooooo you can level so much shiz right now :D
LolCamAlpha: HAHAHAH
LolCamAlpha: got em
Anubis169: LOL
cameronj115: wow this dark souls mood looks lit
Amentur: Welcome to the Funhouse
Freshly_Toasted: SKRT
SilentInterim: But not a very good one
TheWarbo: Sen's?
Tiber727: This looks like a trap, better run immedia- ow!
PandasAndPancakes: Obunaga = Sen, confirmed
m0nkeyrama: The rest of that run is on his home twitch channel @M4RKNUTT :D
Erudite_Cynic: Adam says "These camera angles honk" count: 10
m0nkeyrama: He speaks the truth a lot, erudite
Freshly_Toasted: Oh no, he has a bell!
duckywistle455: This looks like resident evil but your significantly more powerful and you have melee weapons instead of guns
Papperslappen: Bing Bong
Lord_ZYRK: t i n k l e t i m e
m0nkeyrama: Pee break!
Meltalar: yes ma'am
Anubis169: duckywistle455: you wouldn't be wrong
m0nkeyrama: Time to tinkle
M4RKNUTT: Good to know @m0nkeyrama but when at work I cannot get onto twitch ;)
m0nkeyrama: Fair
Erudite_Cynic: Imma go get lunch have fun in Resident Evil: Feudal Japan edition
1losttheGame: i feel like this game is almost over, ya know? how long is this game?
m0nkeyrama: good question
Freshly_Toasted: It's p short but idk if we'll get it finished
m0nkeyrama: he's got 45 more minutes
m0nkeyrama: of newday
Rockario: "What did you call us!?"
ritchards: lrrSKRT
Mr_Horrible: "The hell did you call us?!"
dredgyboi: accidental double crit lol
Nigouki: is this Dark Souls on lowest settings?
Orgmastron: Parry God Kreygasm
fiftymcnasty: Lets fine Superman's uncle or whatever
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Continuous enthusiastic consent!
Amentur: If level 3 is the max for upgrades it can't be that long
Rockario: @Nigouki More like medium settings, honestly
m0nkeyrama: Camera angles OpieOP OpieOP
Freshly_Toasted: There's another ranged weapon somewhere
WonderfulGlory: This game is 5 hours long apparently
m0nkeyrama: We still haven't found the the bow or gun, apparently
Freshly_Toasted: We've got the bow
1losttheGame: we have the bow? it was in a chest
Mr_Horrible: so how's our hero Salmon O'Skay gettin' on?
m0nkeyrama: RIP I pay attention
Anubis169: because it's feudal japan
Anubis169: everything was about classes
JoeKim: well actually adam
Sharkfists: classes? but I don't wanna go back to school!
DrWreckage: I can't wait for more Boshy tonight
Freshly_Toasted: Akshooally
Despoiler98: *pushes up glasses* UMWELAKSHALY
m0nkeyrama: Blue? :o
Anubis169: well... ACTUALLY
Anubis169: travF1 travF2
PMAvers: I mean, all you have to do is go into the menu and use the job system to change your class.
Anubis169 hugs
Sharkfists: don't you need to go talk to some ghosts?
m0nkeyrama: Grinding out levels seabatYIKES
fiftymcnasty: Nah he rang the bell at the ghosts
Anubis169: all the way back beyond the soul door
the_bananarchist: !quote mash
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
dredgyboi: oh! i just remembered something kinda useful, the different swords dont share mana bars I think
xantos69: !next
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m0nkeyrama: Gauntlet just leveled?
TheWarbo: wait can you scroll down to the items on the bottom?
Inkompetence: Save?
Anubis169: Shippuu is OP
Mr_Horrible: how's the port feel so far?
m0nkeyrama: His op blocking has kept him from death
TheWarbo: ahh okay. I just had just now noticed them (I am both lagging and multitasking)
Anubis169: but ya get it so late, it's not used much
m0nkeyrama: You got the Apocalypse, nice
Mr_Horrible: Issue #1 in mint condition PogChamp
fiftymcnasty: Middle first
TheWarbo: middle, then left/right or right/left?
m0nkeyrama: Close, Adam
dredgyboi: middle right left?
m0nkeyrama: You're right, warbo
Freshly_Toasted: Middle, Left, Right I think
Freshly_Toasted: Yeet
dredgyboi: man im bad at these XXD
m0nkeyrama: Key to blue's house?
TheWarbo: Yeah the four corners are labeled with the correct numbers.
m0nkeyrama: :o
Anubis169: nice!
TheWarbo: So you don't have any confusion about where you're *trying* to get to.
Sharkfists: watching this is kinda making me hype for Sekiro
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m0nkeyrama: This music reminds me of the Haunted Mansion
Freshly_Toasted: Ok
MilkInBag: Dark Ceremony, add BBB
Freshly_Toasted: WHy haven't we just stabbed this dude?
m0nkeyrama: We joined the dark ceremony anyway smh
MilkInBag: haHAA
sifonaonline: Teehee hahahaha.
Cmdrlyneye: @LoadingReadyRun Is Izaro in this?
PMAvers: And now we are the demons?
margieargie: @Freshly_Toasted He's supposed to do stuff in the future, it'd cause a time paradox or something.
Pteraspidomorphi: You can't stab him, he's a historical character!
Anubis169: thinking too much for 50 months <3
Invitare: it's not really very dark
Despoiler98: so.....we get to stab this schmuck right?
Invitare: look at all that light
Amentur: Hhhehehe Hhhehehe
Freshly_Toasted: History Shmistory
sifonaonline: Oof.
Cepsys: but why , dude
1losttheGame: weve been possesed!
MilkInBag: that was a shitty punch
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Rockario: He doesn't have the gauntlet! That's not us!
WonderfulGlory: That was some punch
1losttheGame: oh, or that
Despoiler98: she was knocked out......by a punch to the gut?
MilkInBag: HAAAAAhahaha
m0nkeyrama: She got taken out by a gut punch Hm
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I think he's evil and possibly deranged
Invitare: the ground is glowing. Nothing dark about it
sifonaonline: We needed to grind more NotLikeThis
Sharkfists: a skelevator?
Freshly_Toasted: Now for the MGS2 section of this game
MilkInBag: losing consciousness to a gut punch seabatBRAIN
PandasAndPancakes: Bad end?
Freshly_Toasted: The ellie of onimusha
m0nkeyrama: C'mon Kaede, be a boss seabatBRAIN
Anubis169: Adam: Kaede is japanese for 'Maple' as in the tree, not the leaf, but the implication's the same :)
Anubis169: is a lovely name :)
Rockario: I like to imagine every scene where someone is incapacitated by a gut punch, someone editted out the part where they vomit profusely
sifonaonline: It's also the very cute sister from Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunnygirl Senpai.
Mr_Horrible: I'd assume she can't level the same way, if she doesn't have the gauntlet
sifonaonline: Which is a good show, don't pay much attention to the title.
Despoiler98: @Mr_Horrible projectile to be exact
Freshly_Toasted: I think she just gets a better knife
m0nkeyrama: We get to knife fools now? sweet
Seagulyus: sifonaonline its actually a very common name in anime :P
Anubis169: she's a badass
Anubis169: stunlock
aChemistOfFire: Hi
m0nkeyrama: Kaede has the jukes
Seagulyus: ah yes the tried and true resident evil method; just run past everything its not worth fighting anything
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL
JoeKim: re method works
fiftymcnasty: damn monkey paw
saweeks: contains sodium benzoate
JoeKim: why kill stuff you don't need to worry about
Anubis169: well done on acting like a ninja would
MilkInBag: but turkey is the definition of dry
JoeKim: turkey can be juicy and delicious
Seagulyus: I'm not being sarcastic :P that's actually the most efficient method in most resident evil style games
Mr_Horrible: you can't grab NINJA!
m0nkeyrama: That was a lot of effort for one enemy
Seagulyus: at least devil may cry always gives you a reward for killing an enemy
LolCamAlpha: uhhhhhhhhhhh
LolCamAlpha: you got an achievement>?
LolCamAlpha: okay
m0nkeyrama: We came back :D
Freshly_Toasted: Did... did adam just try to knife us?
Mr_Horrible: CICADA DUDE PogChamp
JoeKim: dude was creepy
Seagulyus: Freshly_Toasted no he wanted us to explain
Mr_Horrible: he sold me so much dope stuff in Blade Warriors
Freshly_Toasted: Looked like a solid knifing attempts to me
m0nkeyrama: Would you be surprised if he tried to knife chat in-game?
fiftymcnasty: Now you can play classic Shinobi
dredgyboi: 5,7,2
Silver__Knight_: I wouldn't even be surprised if he tried to knife us IRL
Anubis169: :D
Silver__Knight_: Like, some of us probably deserve it
Lord_ZYRK: Would you be surprised if he tried to knife chat? ftfy Kappa
PandasAndPancakes: that was in one of the books you have
Orgmastron: Wooden Gear?!?!?
Sharkfists: *metal gear voice* wooden gear
Anubis169: Wooden Gear!?
Despoiler98: Metal...I mean Wooden Gear!
m0nkeyrama: Adam has decided to share the workload with chat seabatBRAIN
Rockario: Wooden gear carries trebuchets!?
Freshly_Toasted: A gear to surpass metal wooden
Lord_ZYRK: Wooden Gear launches spears?!
Mr_Horrible: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:25:55.
fiftymcnasty: Wooden Gear staring Solid Snek
Despoiler98: solid danger noodle?
Rockario: @Lord_ZYRK That's a better one
m0nkeyrama: shinobi kit op
Seagulyus: force of will?
Mr_Horrible: Man, it's so cool to see this game again
SenseAmidstMadness: Watch + Play a day early?
MilkInBag: why would a oven blow fire
Despoiler98: Adam,...... fire hurts.....in fact it burns
Mr_Horrible: Blade Warriors port when, Capcom?
m0nkeyrama: Lol, classic random fire trap
Nigouki: i remember this part from Dead Space
Anubis169: I can't ninja right now I'm on too much fire... manLURK travLIGHT
Freshly_Toasted: Extreme billows?
Mr_Horrible: Ninjas can't grab you if you're on fire seabatBRAIN
Seagulyus: you did sadly step into the first twice
m0nkeyrama: The gear :o
Seagulyus: the fire*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: WOODEN GEAR!
Papperslappen: wow look nothing
ArcOfTheConclave: The power of wooden gear!
mistborn83: can you get that book on the top shelf?
Anubis169: Mercy bucket, silver plate
Anubis169: Kappa
Duckskwak: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (26m from now).
aChemistOfFire: Did he throw away all his kunai?
PerpetualDM: A weapon tu surpass wodden gear.
AGiantRoach: the other door?
m0nkeyrama: He still has kunai
Lord_ZYRK: It's for fancy dinners, Adam Keepo
RabidWallaby84: whoa! Walk away for 10 minutes and we've done a Ranma and turned into a girl!
Lord_ZYRK: RabidWallaby84 LUL
AGiantRoach: by the other save point i mean. where we found the gear
m0nkeyrama: Kaede doesn't like fire
Helpful_Advice: I think the lever is in the top left corner, the camera is a little weird
TheWarbo: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #4764: "Stay warm in that friendship fire." —Heather [2018-03-05]
dredgyboi: walkthrough says top left corner of fire room
Helpful_Advice: left of fire
m0nkeyrama: Wonky camera smh
LolCamAlpha: pjdNotes
Seagulyus: whaaaa that makes no sense camera wise
TheWarbo: Adam this is your house
m0nkeyrama: please stop running kaede into fire, poor girl :(
Orgmastron: Of course it's timed NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: you've got a hip tattoo
Boiler_bot: Huh, this seems very Resident Evil-ish in terms of puzzle design.
gualdhar: OwO what’s this
755yoyo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:22.
PerpetualDM: and camera angels
Lord_ZYRK: MilkInBag Adam wouldn't get a lame tattoo Kappa
Seagulyus: it looks like pulling the one inside stopped the fire
Seagulyus: but that could be coincidence
Lord_ZYRK: Boiler_bot this is "Sengoku RE"
BrindleBoar: OwOnimuwusha!
incredulouspasserby: Is this...a resident evil skin?
m0nkeyrama: No @Seagulyus , he's the best SeriousSloth
Lord_ZYRK: BrindleBoar LUL
Boiler_bot: Lord_ZYRK I am very intrigued.
Seagulyus: incredulouspasserby this game is capcom going "what if resident evil but samurai?"
Sektor88: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:28.
incredulouspasserby: Jeez
dredgyboi: I think its possible this was one of the many prototypes of RE4 turned into a real game
Seagulyus: apparently quite literally. though instead of zombies its literal hell spawn / demons
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wanna make a sandwich? Solve this 14 step switch puzzle
Sektor88: Oh I think I remember this part
1losttheGame: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: So much fluorite seabatBRAIN
CamelAttack: Someone better keep an eye on that fire.
Seagulyus: dredgyboi this and devil may cry are both off shoots of the resident evil franchise, and RE4 basically
fiftymcnasty: You did
m0nkeyrama: You did NotLikeThis
Despoiler98: ok so curious question cause I havent watched a lot of Adam's streams, why SKRT?
BrindleBoar: you had it, then you blew it Kappa
fiftymcnasty: You had the start right
fiftymcnasty: middle the each side 2
m0nkeyrama: You can do it, Adam
m0nkeyrama: nooooooooooo
Freshly_Toasted: YOu had it!
TheWarbo: Middle once, then separately get each side two each
Lord_ZYRK: "The series originates in Yoshiki Okamoto's 1997 idea to create Sengoku Biohazard"
BrindleBoar: middle once, then each side twice
m0nkeyrama: Adam, you're starting off right
Freshly_Toasted: Middle, left, left, right right
BrindleBoar: 1 2 3 4, then 5 6 7 8
Lord_ZYRK: You're doing it right when you should be doing it left Kappa
1losttheGame: adam, you need to move the left group a second time
m0nkeyrama: Goat there
1losttheGame: nvm you got there
Sektor88: Kali ma? PogChamp
dredgyboi: select knife in inventory
TheWarbo: equip it instead of normal knife, I think
m0nkeyrama: Kali ma 👀
Helpful_Advice: equip not item
Jondare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (19m from now).
TheWarbo: !quote 873
LRRbot: Quote #873: "Why did I light myself on fire?" —Graham [2015-10-15]
n3ther: new waifu is strong VoHiYo
Freshly_Toasted: Down to the basement
m0nkeyrama: New knife? :o
Sharkfists: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #1723: "You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons." —Paul [2016-02-08]
Freshly_Toasted: Yeah, stairs
Anubis169: Adam: Ya need to equip it in the equip menu (not the item menu)
n3ther: mmm spongy
m0nkeyrama: Red knife :o
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ReDd NiFe
Lord_ZYRK: Get fukt you. . . whatever you are
Freshly_Toasted: Yuki!
Sektor88: master of unlocking? Kappa
Anubis169: she could easily squeeze through those bars
countz3r0: master of shoveling
m0nkeyrama: Hm 🤔
MilkInBag: napkin out of nowhere
excalgold: magic ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can go if you want to, you can leave your cage behind
excalgold: i think it was magic
Freshly_Toasted: Jebaited
m0nkeyrama: did your tools break?
n3ther: lol
VoidByAnyOtherName: prison napkin
Sektor88: I've seen this anime Kappa
n3ther: unlock faster DansGame
BrindleBoar: bye skeletor
Lord_ZYRK: Stealth Camo WutFace
Invitare: actually YOU were in the cell all along
Papperslappen: off brand Skeletor
MilkInBag: them gains
Despoiler98: slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock
Lord_ZYRK: Something is triggering the weight sensor on the elevator NotLikeThis
Sektor88: predator cloaking PogChamp
excalgold: does that ghost have a bone bana hammock ?
randomino5: semivisible ghost
Cepsys: take that Predator!
randomino5: EZ clap
Freshly_Toasted: Kife gril section over
MilkInBag: what
m0nkeyrama: Have to
PandasAndPancakes: To be fair, that was probably harder in 480p
AndronPlaysGames: now I remember this game when it came out I beat it in one night
excalgold: did the blinky gauntlet get more substantial and also eat part of your arm ?
GlennSeto: @pandasandpancakes If that.
Lord_ZYRK: That enemy's name translates to "He who hides in the scanlines" Keepo
Freshly_Toasted: SAVE
AndronPlaysGames: unfortunately a number of early PS2 games that was short and easy like that
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Looks like you're at the ROOT of the problem!
AGiantRoach: yes
1losttheGame: yeah you did
Freshly_Toasted: It me!
El_Funko: Dude in armour.. with a sword.. there's souls... Alright, I'm interested
LolCamAlpha: yeah, I think so
Valhallan597: LUL
MilkInBag: O__O
Lord_ZYRK: :)
1losttheGame: LUL
m0nkeyrama: lol those eyes
PandasAndPancakes: Oh yeah, so 480i
Cepsys: which one do we shoot!?
Invitare: he doesnt' SEEM stronger
Psychic_Ketchup: But which one's the real samanosuke!?
Despoiler98: We''re Luke Skywalker up in the bitch now?
timiam: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (14m from now).
Valhallan597: Those were some Sugita ass eyes right there
excalgold: i think it would be funny if you took damage each time you hit him....
Invitare: look, he's blocking
TheWarbo: "I'm you, but without a blinking gauntlet"
fiftymcnasty: !findquote blocking
LRRbot: Quote #4228: "You're blocking the ass." —Ian [2017-05-27]
Invitare: that means he's losing
Anubis169: Stop!
Anubis169: Hitting!
sorinplaneswalker: @Despoiler98 that's exactly what i was thinking
GlennSeto: Jump on his sword!
Anubis169: Yourself!
AGiantRoach: he has the dark souls kick PogChamp
sifonaonline: CLANG
BrindleBoar: Samanoske vs Samanowoske
n3ther: the dance of swing and block
El_Funko: That camera tho
Rockario: Does this other guy have a gauntlet? I don't think so!
m0nkeyrama: Quality swordplay
1losttheGame: its so cinimatic! Kappa
PMAvers: How can you defeat something that knows all your moves?
Lord_ZYRK: Just crit :)
Valhallan597: Sound effects are so real Kappa
Freshly_Toasted: Magic attacks break through his guard I think
dredgyboi: I think if you press down with your attack you kick blocking away
BrindleBoar: yeah it's time to master the foot
m0nkeyrama: This is fun :)
Anubis169: you can attack but your sword's too slow
PandasAndPancakes: Can't be the parry god without a parry button
TheWarbo: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #2326: "This fire sword is pretty hot stuff..." —Alex [2016-04-15]
Helpful_Advice: Each of your weapons has its own seperate magic metre
m0nkeyrama: Has he seen the matrix? :o
m0nkeyrama: He has!
Freshly_Toasted: GG
Sharkfists: this is basically the same way I beat Dark Souls
Lord_ZYRK: EZ gdqClap
n3ther: you are me but weaker
Anubis169: chwLove
Sharkfists: dirt em out over a rock
PandasAndPancakes: I cheesed a fight like this in Nioh
MilkInBag: it was me :)
m0nkeyrama: ezpz 👏
TheWarbo: cheevo name is good
n3ther: dem eyes
GlennSeto: Oh Alex... do we know if he's working on a new show for LRR?
Anubis169: that's a lotta skil
Diabore: would you say... you need healing? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Eeeevil
Psychic_Ketchup: For evil hamburgers
El_Funko: The plates are also evil
Freshly_Toasted: An evil plate for eeeevil food
Sharkfists: evil plate, for when you have the evils over
Anubis169: for service EVIL DINNER on
Seagulyus: GlennSeto he's been very quiet. I saw wait and see. I do know there was something about his comic
Freshly_Toasted: I bet it's for the dark ceremony
Anubis169: serving*
Seagulyus: like he is close to publishing it? or putting it out into the world?
mistborn83: why not just have the ladder there. Like you wouldnt find it
CururuGuasu: Evil wood ladder?
Despoiler98: Who is Alex going to Sue?
sifonaonline: Alex is going to take legal action against me.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alex posted the first page of his new comic
m0nkeyrama: Yay bactracking in an early 2000's game
Despoiler98: Oh no my litigation ><
Invitare: why is the plate evil?
MilkInBag: it's a brain plate
Luminaire_p: That's a big brain plate
Invitare: aren't you a little judgemental?
GlennSeto: @seagulyus I think he posted the site today on Twitter.
Valhallan597: You have bad Spatial Memory? Turns out playing games with minimaps makes that part of your brain worse
MilkInBag: TOS D:
GlennSeto: ooookay
m0nkeyrama: Ew wtf
DahmrMCM: UMM
Lord_ZYRK: Kreygasm
Sharkfists: neato
Despoiler98: UNSETTLING
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: TOS
Freshly_Toasted: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Diabore: EXCUSE ME"
AndronPlaysGames: who's getting sued?
Valashu__: nope
Sektor88: This is why I don't trust online dating Kappa
LolCamAlpha: uhhhhhhhhhh
sifonaonline: That face was precious.
Lord_ZYRK: Sektor88 LUL
mistborn83: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
Lazarus_18: oh my
Anubis169: lol the look on Adam's face
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesNope katesNope katesNope
mtvcdm: This seems bad somehow.
GlennSeto: Insert Evid Dead quote.
Freshly_Toasted: Ah yes, the demon world
dredgyboi: so the upside down bug man called twitch chat now lets you do some extra content, basically challenge rooms now that you have the evil plate.
sorinplaneswalker: "Honey, you got reeeaaal ugly"
LolCamAlpha: welp
Freshly_Toasted: I wonder what lives in the demon world
Lord_ZYRK: Whelp, time to go home ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GlennSeto: @sorinplaneswalker Thank you.
sifonaonline: Because you told this kid about the world.
LolCamAlpha: HAHHAHAHAH
sifonaonline: And said he needs to see the freedom of it himself.
sorinplaneswalker: Army of Darkness ftw lol
Gen2Gengar: why do demonns care so much about the kid anyway
Psychic_Ketchup: I know! I'll throw this knife!
TheWarbo: Oh right, Tulane erected a weird temporary structure on campus, and we decided all weird sudden structures were demon gates because of this game.
LolCamAlpha: chuck something at it!
Sharkfists: I wish that had worked
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what do we do to get in?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Well, I'm out of ideas, knives are kinda my only thing."
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Light a fire in your crotch.
Larkonus: A powerful, evil, magical force! Quick, throw something at it!
GlennSeto: Welp, didn't work, let's go home.
Anubis169: yeah to be fair it's got an eyeball.. you'd obviously try and stab it in the eye
Anubis169: manYES
BrindleBoar: das some good advice
Rockario: "What is this?" "..." "Did you try throwing something at it?"
Freshly_Toasted: There's a locked door with a man who needs help somewhere
Nocxia: so she just showed up, threw something at it, and then bailed
Sektor88: OH THIS GUY
Despoiler98: WHAT THE HELL
Sektor88: Save before dark realm
MilkInBag: want some candies kid?
Lord_ZYRK: Sounds fun PogChamp
TheWarbo: Have we opened the level three door yet?
Lord_ZYRK: What's the rent like?
Sektor88: You can get the best sword, but it's a gauntlet
Helpful_Advice: Save first
dredgyboi: these are challenge rooms
Diabore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (7m from now).
r10pez10: seathe looks different
Sektor88: SAVE
Invitare: you turn into a rabbit when you go to the Dark Realm
Freshly_Toasted: The dark realm is like a side thing right?
Sektor88: WELP
Tiber727: As opposed to this world, where you are guaranteed to live.
drcthulu: I'm confused
Despoiler98: We have a TOS Transporter?
Fr0Dough: I have had to fart like that a couple times
Chantzzzzz: well, that happened
Invitare: look at all those teeth
Sektor88: ANd this si where I stopped playing
mtvcdm: Normal fighting arena.
BrindleBoar: ALEX
Anubis169: welp, RIP opening that Level 3 red door
o0sk_ren0o: Now THIS is a monster closet
Seagulyus: hiii alex
Freshly_Toasted: Wiggly teeth arena
Sharkfists: does this guy just run an underground fight club?
mtvcdm: Hi Alex!
Anubis169: Arex!
Sektor88: ALEX SENPAI
Despoiler98: A wild ALEX Appears
Squiidd_pope: Sup Alex!
m0nkeyrama: Hi Alex!
Lord_ZYRK: Is this where Cole Gates lives? 🤔
sorinplaneswalker: A Wild Alex appeared!
Squiidd_pope: Congrats on the launch of the new comic!
mtvcdm: I hear you have a thing you made!
TheWarbo: !findquote pull
LRRbot: Quote #4156: "Yeah, need to pull out faster as well." —RebelliousUno [2017-04-19]
m0nkeyrama: This game is interesting
Despoiler98: Alex Who are you gonna SUE
Mr_Horrible: battle arena PogChamp
BrindleBoar: 3 kind of sucked, but sometimes that's life
mtvcdm: http://purifiercomic.com/comic/001.html A Thing Alex Made
Papperslappen: When I grow up I want to be a strange little pupae man who hangs from ceilings and offer people rewards for going to the dark realm
m0nkeyrama: Oh sweet, congrats Alex
r10pez10: into the maw of ... whatever this is
Sektor88: this was pre-GoW
TheWarbo just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TheWarbo subscribed for 16 months in a row!
TheWarbo: This man will eventually conquer the world under the name, Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheWarbo! (Today's storm count: 39)
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: god of war was 05?
Squiidd_pope: Resident Evil/DMC1
Trymantha: 04 or 05 iirc
DigitalSeahorse: :o
m0nkeyrama: So long ago
ritchards: God of War was 2005
korvys: This is "What if Resident Evil but Samurais"
Lord_ZYRK: Wikipedia says God of War came out in 2018 Kappa
m0nkeyrama: wow
Mr_Horrible: pretty sure this predates GoW and DMC
PiratesYohoho: Hi i loved this game back in the day
Amentur: You even have Herb
Squiidd_pope: The one shot demo?
Mr_Horrible: Sengoku Biohazard
Despoiler98: cool technology!
Freshly_Toasted: 20 floors down is sword 4, right?
Helpful_Advice: 10 or 15 levels if I remember
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, Cameron always says the biggest boss in Dark Souls is the camera, so I say we clamor for a fixed camera remake
m0nkeyrama: James can start late SeriousSloth
EpiiMeth: This is 20 floors
DigitalSeahorse: Alex! :D
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (4m from now).
Mr_Horrible: One More has been replaced with One Less
Helpful_Advice: you can try again later
Despoiler98: no he doesnt >.>
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream, Adam!
Anubis169: later Adam and Alex! lrrAWESOME
Squiidd_pope: UNO MAS
Anubis169 huggles everybody
SlyTQ: dont
Despoiler98: IN THE NUTS
SlyTQ: i wanna murder bois
drcthulu: Do it
RayFK: Do it
El_Funko: James is gonna have Joe Kim as back up today
Mr_Horrible: Fiyahpowah!
DigitalSeahorse: yes!
Anubis169: TQ lrrAWESOME
RayFK: Nut him
Squiidd_pope: I wish to murder people as well TQ
mtvcdm: Hi TQ!
El_Funko: That's at least 4 nuts to kick
m0nkeyrama: Joe's there? :o
drfox17: TQ on the murder train
MilkInBag: thanks adam
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2336 patrons for a total of $14,182.37 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ slytqHi you can murder bois anytime
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
r10pez10: cheers adam
Helpful_Advice: Have a nice day Adam, thanks for playing this
Mr_Horrible: love it
Anubis169: RayFK: I'm so tempted to quote that
n3ther: lol
RayFK: DO NOT
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: alex, no!
DigitalSeahorse: lol give him a pack of nuts to eat
n3ther: today james is gonna get it
m0nkeyrama: Poor James :(
RayFK: Wet willy's are a fucked up thing
SlyTQ: SHASHASHA
TheWarbo: awwww did my sub not go through on their end
sifonaonline: Now kiss!
Mr_Horrible: Alex fired up today!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Sektor88: n o w k i s s
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
LolCamAlpha: hahahah adam please
Despoiler98: WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHO HE WAS GONNA SUE
Anubis169: :D
OKB_1: But I just got here…
Anubis169: catch ya in a little bit Twitch Chat!
DigitalSeahorse: I should have not slept so long
OKB_1: Okay. guess I'm going to bed instead.
Despoiler98: @OKB_1 there's another stream about to start
OKB_1: Oh really?
OKB_1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Despoiler98: 1 minute!
OKB_1: !localtime
OKB_1: My time is 23:58
margieargie: !pubg\
OKB_1: Perhaps not.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex trolling James would be fun
margieargie: !pubg
LRRbot: Mystery Guy's All-caps Gun Place
Despoiler98: !pubg
LRRbot: PROJECT RUNWAY'S BATTLE GROUNDS
OKB_1: !pubg
Squiidd_pope: That command is so good IMO
Squiidd_pope: !pubg
LRRbot: PROJECT RUNWAY'S BATTLE GROUNDS
Squiidd_pope: Wait what
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LRRbot, are u ok
TheWarbo: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendan Grendan's Battle Gendan
Duckskwak: !pubg
LRRbot: Unnamed Person's Frank Exchange of Bullets
kassy_13: it's time for my weekly play of ben's deja vu meme
OKB_1: Publicly Undeniably Personal Grievance?
Diabore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (48s ago).
Squiidd_pope: Anyways, im glad I got all set up in the café before PUBG goes live
Diabore: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Despoiler98: slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock
Squiidd_pope: TableHere
Diabore: welp, its been a minute, james is ded
Squiidd_pope: Jaaaaaaames
Despoiler98: slytqRIP slytqRIP slytqRIP
Duckskwak: Anarchy!
margieargie: Alex probably killed him.
Despoiler98: No pants!
TheWarbo: james is ded? does that mean we get spectator mode?
Diabore: that was one wet willy
Squiidd_pope: But we held the forbidden vote
Squiidd_pope: Order won
Angreed66: There was a problem during the transition of power.
kassy_13: does that mean alex kicked james in the nuts
xantos69: JAMES! We are descending into chaos! We need your guidance and leadership!
Squiidd_pope: Eh, gives me time to grind MTGA Dailys
Angreed66: @xantos69 Nah only his narration.
Squiidd_pope Plays festive waiting music
DarkMorford hums Big Giant Circles songs
OKB_1: Please Underestimate Betrayal Gelly
OKB_1: !advice
LRRbot: Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
DarkMorford: !pubg
LRRbot: Parachutey Fighty-Looty
jolly_flounder: !pubg
LRRbot: Pop, Drop, Loot, & Shoot
chickenace11: thanks to my two keyboad set up I just had to delete 100 lines of ---
kassy_13: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
kassy_13: ^good advice surely
OKB_1: !pubg
kassy_13: oh wait it's just off lol
OKB_1: !advice
LRRbot: Kill him, he drops a sweet Katana.
Squiidd_pope: Uhhhh
Squiidd_pope: might be just more than james having an issue
OKB_1: That's from DarkSouls I think
Squiidd_pope: Wait, nah, im good
Squiidd_pope: James confirmed alive
TemporallyAwry: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Unas84: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Despoiler98: slytqDance
Squiidd_pope: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kassy_13: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
margieargie: !findquote drop
LRRbot: Quote #3769: "I dropped my pants." —Graham [2016-12-21]
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE
chickenace11: I'm in a post nap haze this is not good.
margieargie: Well that's sure a quote to have pop up.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is love with ... One More? playing custom PUBG games with the community. And as a bonus (or maybe negative) @MyLifeAsJoeKim is in studio with him! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1085312408782925824
kassy_13: james is love with? :P
Squiidd_pope: Joekim is in studio?
Squiidd_pope: that cant be good
Jeezy56: James is love with JoeKim
muddboy87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
kassy_13: joe kim <3
fiftymcnasty: If Joe is in studio, how will I kill him in game?
margieargie: James is lrrHEART
Kcollington: I haven't been here for a One More stream in months. I'm absolutely hype.
kassy_13: @fiftymcnasty you just need to try harder!
Squiidd_pope: inb4 joe snipes james on drop every game
Duckskwak: I just built my pc, so I can finally join in, for the first time. I cannot wait!
Kcollington: Can someone hit me with a TLDR on Vikendi?
TemporallyAwry: New Intro ;D?
northos: tl;dr snow
Evochron13: ooh. new intro1?
fiftymcnasty: IT snow map
Squiidd_pope: WOO
GhostOfACoffeeCup: ohai!
RayFK: MY BOY
fiftymcnasty: Hi Joe!
m0nkeyrama: Hi James and Joe!
kassy_13: yooooo
Foxmar320: Yo!
RayFK: GET OUT OF THE WAY JAMES MY BOY IS THERE
Diabore: I CAN DROP SCHOOL NOW!
Squiidd_pope: Yoyoyo
jolly_flounder: Jimmy T and JOE KIM!!!
kassy_13: hi james and joe!
kumatsu: It Joe!
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrEFF engage!
Kcollington: JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
korvys: James! Are you broadcasting from Chicago!?
kassy_13: hihiiiiii joeeeee
Unas84: it's a JOE!
m0nkeyrama: Joeeeeeee
xantos69: Hey Joe!
Despoiler98: I dont believe you >.>
Fugi: JOEEEEE
RebelliousUno: JoeKim?
tyranidd1: sup joe lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
RebelliousUno: On my screen?
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Phailhammer: One more...in the studio?
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Squiidd_pope: Hello joe, you joining us today?
m0nkeyrama: How's victoria, Joe?
delta__vee: hi Joe hi James katesWave
El_Funko: Wait Joe isn't a white dude???
korvys: :P
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Rathclav: 25th month and Brendan Greene's Fight Ravine? Win win!
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dougma: hi Joe!!!!
SergeYager: Very kind of James to join Joe Kim today on One More
drfox17: coffee tour?
Unas84: Hey Joe! I feel a lot safer now knowing that you aren't in the game :D
Despoiler98: CHICAGO HYPE
AllyDistrict: James! Joe! Hello!
Diabore: game is up
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MaelstronSolenor: Joe?! Are you there to kill James irl?
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Squiidd_pope: 9 slot!
hieroglyphica: Oh! Hi Joe! Never seen you before but your voice is the same
The_Passerby: JoeKim, tell us about the snow apocalypse of the great lakes!
kassy_13: i mean we wouldn't notice if the background moved
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Dix: HAHA can't get crossbow'd if JoeKim is in the moonbase *thinkingGuy gif*
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SleepyArt: Joe's a youngin interrLove interrLove
RayFK: I always thought it was pronounced Joseph Kimbpell
Squiidd_pope: Joe's Headphones are getting chroma keyed
lord_wertornion: We all have a chance! Finially this is my time to shine!
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Ivalenz_: I'm a rhombicuboctahedron.
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Evochron13: has James bought ice cream for any he's owed you yet joekim?
AllyDistrict: Least Joe can't kill me this week slytqLOL
chickenace11: Grab the frying pan and end it before it begins Joe
EvilBadman: @RayFK Joe-Joe Kimstar
Diabore: at least joe cant kill me at school now :D
Duckskwak: Look I’m on the screen!
Kcollington: Woah, sounds like we have a bunch of people here.
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lord_wertornion: I will be second to last now
fiftymcnasty: We will all drop at school!
RebelliousUno: I mean JoeKim might just play instead of James?
m0nkeyrama: TQ will take on Joe's school shenanigans
Evochron13: i mean joe can technically PAN james... they do have that prop
jolly_flounder: How many bits for Joe to slightly shove James whenever he tries to line up a head shot? @LoadingReadyRun
GhostOfACoffeeCup: I can see myself on stream!
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GhostOfACoffeeCup: Hi mom!
Duckskwak: Also this is my literal first game so please don’t murder me! Or do, that’s kinda the point, right?
jolly_flounder: DONE!
Squiidd_pope: 50 bits minimum
nerhydas72: how about Joe gets the mouse and James the keyboard?
m0nkeyrama: Go for it, @jolly_flounder LUL
Diabore: i will double that joe
Squiidd_pope: cause the channel minimum
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DarklordStratos: Drop mil base?
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RebelliousUno: A Wild Dix Appears too