cheetoJack: knowing your average? 2 - 3 rounds
PhoenixMelior: just gotta roll good on the d6s :D
TehAmelie: the countries currently lining up to host it could spend some of that money on sending people to watch it. . .
LoadingReadyRun: It used to be that would be unfair to other countries, but now that no one wants it, they could put it somewhere and, if they don't have to build it new every 4 years, maybe the host country can actually make money after 12 years or so
TehAmelie: probably faster. they could use the facilities for bingo and stuff in the 3 years of downtime
PhoenixMelior: yeah, no kidding
Twinklebees: pizza acquired.
Twinklebees: Now to play video games.
Taveena: What if they built it in Antarctica
Taveena: Or on the moon
Taveena: Imagine the high jump!
TehAmelie: "the olympic stadium" is a much more attractive location for your activities than "former olympic stadium"
accountmadeforants: Yes, but not before they build the secret Tony Hawk Pro Skater level there
Twinklebees: Why not go to mars? Then you can have the Olympics on Mount Olympus
Taveena: It's perfect
TehAmelie: and also significantly low gravity
cheetoJack: Ok chat, any suggestions on meals I could make for Saturday? I'm going to be snowed in basically
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees mahjong!
TehAmelie: soup!
cheetoJack: I'm kind of at a blank
accountmadeforants: Spaghetti
PhoenixMelior: what are the restrictions
Twinklebees: Probably some mahjong will be involved, yes
PhoenixMelior: are you going shopping tonight?
LoadingReadyRun: snow cones?
cheetoJack: I am probably shopping tonight. Restrictions are that I have to be able to get the stuff at a grocery store in the midwest
Lithobraker: what if we just got rid of the summer olympics and only had the Winter Olympics?
PhoenixMelior: mmm, okay
Taveena: Soup cones!
cheetoJack: dietary restrictions are just portion size, but I can deal with that myself
Lithobraker: cheetoJack tiger meat?
cheetoJack: Don't think thats a midwest speciality
Lithobraker: cheetoJack it literally is.
Weagle: Is it available at a regular grocery store?
PhoenixMelior: in that case... tacos, stew, chili, baked potatoes and slow roasted meat with gravy, tofu pad thai, jambalaya, or curry.
cheetoJack: Midwest USA?
Weagle: Spaghetti Carbonara, you can skip the bacon if you want too
Lithobraker: cheetoJack yeah, super big in south dakota, Kessler's is really goot at it.
Lithobraker: note: tiger meat does not contain any tiger
cheetoJack: Oh carbonara would be doable
JerecoPlays: cheetoJack Fried Okra, Corn on the Cob, and Salsberry steak.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, specifying my previous suggestion of Spaghetti, I recommend mixed pepper spaghetti (can be with ground beef or without).
Weagle: There's actually a brand that makes frozen packages of various spaghetti dishes that's real good
TehAmelie: tiger nut milk also contains no tiger
TehAmelie: i hope
Alephred: Um.
Alephred: I hope there's a plant called a 'tiger nut, then.
Taveena: There is!
PhoenixMelior: I appreciate that we're all thinking of meals that are vegetarian friendly
Taveena: It's actually a tuber.
PhoenixMelior: I should really explore more gluten free pastas so I can have more of those meals
Weagle: Yeah
Taveena: But if you want to drink tiger jizz more power to you, i guess
Lithobraker: tiger meat is a raw beef dish that has onion and stuff in it. Kinda like a midwestern poke
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
PhoenixMelior: they're just really expensive, most of the time
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Taveena: Hi! I made an inappropriate joke.
PhoenixMelior: txc2 's here? Time for stream Kappa
TheWarbo: GoC ends at 1, right?
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:56 AM
Alephred: Hey TXC2. Have some Tiger Nuts. Don't worry, they're actually tubers.
TXC2: TheWarbo yes
TXC2: Alephred ....... thanks?
Taveena: everyone loves tiger tubers
TheWarbo: Cool. I think I can hold off on lunch until then.
accountmadeforants: Re: Gluten-free pasta, I'm not vegan but I've found lentil-based pasta to be real good and relatively inexpensive (over here at least).
PhoenixMelior: mmm, I've seen those around and wondered. I'll have to check my local bulk barn
Taveena: i've been in a bad mood about food recently, but i ate like 5 fruits this morning
Taveena: at 1 AM
Taveena: instead of dinner
Metric_Furlong: fruit-fruit
mahpete_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: LEGO Worlds) at Thu 10:00 AM PST (59s from now).
TXC2: "I ate 5 fruit" "that's good" "at 1 AM" "that's bad"
accountmadeforants: How many fruits are you on my dude?
TehAmelie: come to think of it, tiger cake has no tiger in it either
Taveena: like 4 or 5 my dude
Taveena: honestly it's the best part of summer
TehAmelie: there may be more different things incorrectly named after tigers than there are tigers
TheWarbo: Also Tiger Blood snoballs have no tiger blood
Alephred: Don't eat Tiger Balm.
Taveena: two plums, two nectarines, and an apricot
TXC2: Ketchup is a fruit right?
Metric_Furlong: no
Taveena: It does contain apple!
Taveena: Lot... lot of apple.
Earthenone: tigers seem to have really good PR
Taveena: Damnit I want things named after tigers, not names FOR tigers.
Taveena: Why would I be naming a tiger, google.
JerecoPlays: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWarbo: Mike
Twinklebees: Signal
TheWarbo: "Mike" is definitely the best name for a tiger
NimrodXIV: Twitchy lrrSIGNAL !
TXC2: No Twtich, I decide the stream quality, not you.
Earthenone: Tiger the, Tony
TehAmelie: and why would you be looking at google to name a tiger? if there's one thing you'd want to come up with for yourself. . .
Alephred: Tiger: Uppercut.
thegreatwyrdling: owo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Games of Chance! James and Paul are playing the not-at-all-like-Minecraft game LEGO Worlds! đź“· ||
Earthenone: what was the category lol
Antimuffin: Hype!
TehAmelie: me, i'd rather not think about Mike Tyson every time i saw my tiger
TXC2: Earthenone lego games
Metric_Furlong: Earthenone Lego
Xed_Regulus: Happy Thursday!
TheWarbo: should I bring up my question again?
Erin_Dwight: woopsOwo
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Do not take your baby into space.
TehAmelie: i wanna ask, how many Lego games are there? and how many of them got submitted?
red_shoes_jeff: Afternoon.
TXC2: TehAmelie 1) enough 2) all
TheWarbo: I feel like that will likely be discussed in the intro
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie 'quite a lot' and 'we don't know, we don't even know what the final 6 were'
Erin_Dwight: hello friends.
TXC2: hello Erin_Dwight welcome
TXC2: Here we GO!
NimrodXIV: I suggested City Undercover. I thought Worlds was to obvious. :D
Theycallmejokke: Time to step on all the legos
TehAmelie: ohaio
TXC2: Hello James and Paul and Paul's Coffee
CrazymattCaptain: LEGO!!!
TehAmelie: ooh, special guest Coffee
Rockario: I went way back and suggested "Junkbot" and the Bionicle Adventure Game lrrBEEJ
Erin_Dwight: everything decent, wbu guys?
Taveena: Request to actually just record Paul's "doo doo doo!" and use that as the sound effect.
CraziestOwl: Hey everyone
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TheWarbo: Keep Talking and Nobody Lego on Games of Chance?
SAJewers: what were the other 5 options that was on the die roll?
Taveena: 2x lego combob!
TehAmelie: did you buy that lego set for the bit?
ikesolotl: leggo my lego
Theycallmejokke: Such decadence!
Bruwin: Legoception
Earthenone: time to eat eggos?
Antimuffin: lrrAWESOME
CrazymattCaptain: which one of the builds are you gonna do James? the helicopter?
Phosphatide: man i was really hoping for an old school playthrough of lego rock raiders
TXC2: there better be picture in picture shot of James building that during the stream
emonotony: Do not eat legos
CraziestOwl: LEGO!!!!!
Metric_Furlong: Cogito Lego Sum
Antimuffin: Paul I don't have anything against baked goods. :P
NimrodXIV: didn't this game mostly get abandoned?
Theycallmejokke: Woaw
TXC2: fucking harsh
TehAmelie: that sounds amazing
Skasher4430: cheer690 how are you guys doing today
Featherweight_: they finally found a working dong filter?
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toidol: LEGO!!!
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TXC2: I mean NMS has gotten better
Phosphatide: lrrWOW
Dared00: NICE
NimrodXIV: Nice.
Theycallmejokke: Nice
red_shoes_jeff: nice
TheWarbo: "How many Lego games are there?" "No"
TXC2: Nice
Earthenone: pride69 Nice.
BasilBrushOff: sergeHi
Mazrae: hello hello
SAJewers: what were the options on the die roll this week?
emonotony: Lego Cube 2: Hypercube
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Emergent_OS: I thought Lego Cube was about movie, Cube.
RougeLead: Hallo all! the8bitW
TXC2: hello RougeLead welcome
Earthenone: remember the bionicles card game?
red_shoes_jeff: I remember Bionicle
Rockario: Bionicle was Lego's forway into "DDEEP LORE"
accountmadeforants: Yeah, there was a video about how the fans pretty much pieced it back together
CrazymattCaptain: bionicle was a weird multi-media story thing
TXC2: I'm given to understand that Bionicles has a SUPER Deep lore
TehAmelie: did they market this as "not at all Minecraft-like"?
Lithobraker: I believe bionicles was Maori based
noSmokeFire: my favorite lego game fact is that Lego Universe collapsed partially because they poured too much money into the Hard AI problem of procedurally detecting and banning penii builds
lutemuch: I own a Bionicle game on....the DS? It's baaaaaad
CraziestOwl: Did anybody played logoland?
lutemuch: maybe it's gameboy, can't remember
Doc_Rider: What were the six you chose as contenders for this stream?
Phosphatide: bionicles is super cool and also has super impenetrable lore
LeeshaJoy: There's also a Bionicle browser game that was surprisingly good.
Emergent_OS: I am really happy to have Games of Chance on my birthday! lrrHEART
TXC2: like they we're going for WH40K levels of Lore with Bionicle
TehAmelie: i'm going to Copenhagen in summer, i'll be at least close to Legoland :o
Earthenone: some sort of lego logos
mtvcdm: Like no one ever was.
red_shoes_jeff: My GOD. The world IS flat!
mrdreampants: Proof the earth is flat!
CraziestOwl: Get my first driver license in LEGOland
noSmokeFire: monkey gun... :O
TXC2: Taveena we better
TehAmelie: Master Builder is the title of a person who can make at least one thing out of lego that's not based on instructions right
rocketjohn: hello team!
Earthenone: is this fortnite?
cheetoJack: No this is Minecraft
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
emonotony: No this is PUBG
rocketjohn: oh that cursor is neat
TXC2: Earthenone get out Kappa
rocketjohn: greetings TXC2 :)
emonotony: See James? He's a PUBG partner he wouldn't play Fortnite
KirbySliver: So we're playing minecraft?
LeeshaJoy: Honestly I would play the hell out of Lego Fortnite.
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Revenant77x: is James a good bit louder than Paul?
Theycallmejokke: Wait world server, is this a Lego mmo?
Mazrae: legocraft? mineworld?
TXC2: Revenant77x yes, but Paul is just a quiet boi
Doc_Rider: You guys can use a controller with this game.
Antimuffin: But why?
ThePerrBearr: yeah, this games isn't that well put together
ThePerrBearr: it's an open world sandbox adventure
red_shoes_jeff: Ironic
CrazymattCaptain: if it handles like the other lego games, then yeah a controller feel is better.
TXC2: it's a crashgrab on minecraft
Earthenone: @ThePerrBearr i mean its lego, maybe they expect YOU to put it together
Antimuffin: Change the model?
red_shoes_jeff: heh
FireRogue: is this the lego mmorpg?
Asimech: @TXC2 That's a fitting typo.
FireRogue: or was that something else?
TXC2: Asimech oh yeah :D
cheetoJack: so how long until we build the Moonbase out of legos
Taveena: CHIKN NO
BrindleBoar: space chickens nuuuuu
Mazrae: quick grab a space chicken
TheWarbo: LEGO Gravity
RougeLead: Chickens gdqRipUrn
AdmiralMemo: Chickens!
Taveena: Wibbly amrs!
Lightningbro: Zelda joke, Nice Paul, I like it.
Taveena: Oh we're falling
red_shoes_jeff: It's okay guys, the chikin was saved.
Earthenone: lrrCHKN
accountmadeforants: Are you a guy, or smug?
EJGRgunner: This is a weird Minecraft resourcepack
ani_laurel: lrrWOW
TXC2: wow, Character creation during freefall
cheetoJack: you gotta go with the Pink suit
emonotony: I'm voting for Intergalactic
TehAmelie: aren't astronauts usually clean shaven? hair has weight and all
o0sk_ren0o: Oh, it's Samus's helmet
VoidByAnyOtherName: i guess it adds a sense of urgency to character creation
TheWarbo: Festive Hat!
BasilBrushOff: SPACESHIP!
Lightningbro: See you Space Cowboy.
VoidByAnyOtherName: 5 hours later
AdmiralMemo: That was a good movie
ReydienOnline: looks like a Beegee
red_shoes_jeff: That one!
Phosphatide: are we just making james Kappa
CrazymattCaptain: hats or hair. pick one.
TheWarbo: IRL you can't put the cowboy hat Lego piece on the caveman hair Lego piece
TXC2: James doesn't have hair the majestic
EJGRgunner: It's a safety vest over a sweatshirt
BrindleBoar: no flesh hands
ani_laurel: Women have grey hands
Lightningbro: I really have to question how this astronaut feels about his body being rearanged in re-entry... Then again, that's the least problem with re-entry
Earthenone: are we roleplaying a survivor of the tragic clown factory explosion?
emonotony: Earthenone The chat or Paul & James?
fiftymcnasty: Whats this new PUBG map?
RougeLead: Yea, but who cares about accuracy?
Theycallmejokke: Time to punch trees
Dared00: drop on Blockchinki
cheetoJack: Earthenone ok you were right, this is Fortnite
mrdreampants: A beautiful boy was born this day
fiftymcnasty: quick you gotta get a gun
EricTheOrange: It's pubg and minecraft? so it's the james game?
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thexles: This is a really weird PUBG mod.
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mtvcdm: Make that rocket out of gold!
AdmiralMemo: pubcraft
TXC2: what the fuck does gold do in a rocket?
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emonotony: TXC2 It's a very good conductor that won't corrode
ArcOfTheConclave: this is no mans sky!
cheetoJack: conductive wire?
noSmokeFire: the gold is for ballast
stefan_is_adequate: gandsMatt
EJGRgunner: Ok, the use of the brick shapes to make the bach are actually very nice
TheWarbo: go attack that Bokoblin camp
red_shoes_jeff: Oh look, a SHOOTING star!
Asimech: @TXC2 Part of the electronics?
castlewise: ooh. John Wick 3 trailer. Sorry my dudes I have to mute you for 2:38
TXC2: Rockets dont have electronics chat, they have fire and magic! Kappa
Doc_Rider: This is why I said to use a controller... It helps with camera controls
Antimuffin: James you missed it. Paul is super violent now. He played a farming sim and tried to start a fight club with everyone in town.
AdmiralMemo: vohiyo100 Need a wrench for the Legos?
Asimech: @TXC2 Touché.
TehAmelie: seagulls: they're like garbage disposals, but louder, meaner and smellier
Taveena: We can collect seagulls!
ani_laurel: Build-A-Bear
CrazymattCaptain: well I can see that they learned from some of the other games to make the terrain walkable
noSmokeFire: bird! gun!
TStodden: This is a mix of Minecraft & Scribblenauts
ritchards: computer lag not withstanding
accountmadeforants: Well, now we gotta find the subocean. Look at those physics!
BrindleBoar: rip crabfrens
Featherweight_: so seagull gun?
Mazrae: i want a stream with james uno and serge on this
TXC2: so the creation gun becomes a regular gun?
TehAmelie: i hear this game is poorly put together, so the subocean may be in reach
Lightningbro: Did.... Why does this announcer sound so much like Tim Currey, yet obviously not Tim Currey?
ani_laurel: beating up bystanders for gold, nice
Comeback323: this is like spore lol
red_shoes_jeff: Just takin' my BLOCK OF GOLD out for a walk...
AdmiralMemo: The pirate for sure!
Emergent_OS: Would it be fair to say that this game draws some inspiration from Little Big Planet?
mtvcdm: How many bricks can we mine from the narrator?
Phosphatide: never underestimate the strength of a farmgirl and her pigs
fiftymcnasty: @Lightningbro we just need the announcer to say "Cheese Pizza"
Asimech: Yeah, I imagine the adds for a Farmgirl are worse than for Pirates.
AdmiralMemo: Discover some trees?
Lightningbro: @fiftymcnasty or "Nazis... IN SPACE"
Sannindi: "Pardon me, ma'am. Just discovering your fence over here."
Mazrae: run piggy you are free
mtvcdm: Hi ma'am, we're here to steal everything you own.
noSmokeFire: discover the pigs!
Asimech: A pirate-farmer or a farmer-pirate?
TStodden: Holster your gun?
AdmiralMemo: Discover her!
Taveena: Obtain Pig
Mazrae: did that pig just jump the fence?
TXC2: does she farm pirates, our did she pirate the farm?
hainiryun_: "Did you just shoot my pig?" "No I discovered it"
operationmrh: Your lego person looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox
noSmokeFire: she speaks fluent pirate
Earthenone: pirat edialect of simmish
rocketjohn: that was just danish.
Sannindi: Legoish sounds an awful lot like Simlish.
Antimuffin: Simlish, but Legoish?
rocketjohn: legos are from denmark after all
Lightningbro: Doesn't... this game have multiplayer though? Or is it not local?
cheetoJack: is James doing actual lego while playing digital legos
TStodden: Now that you mention it operationmrh, he does look like Beeblebrox from the movie (NOT the BBC Miniseries).
TXC2: Lightningbro yes, but we're not playing tht
Earthenone: @cheetoJack yes
noSmokeFire: you wouldn't download a pig, would you?
EJGRgunner: Welp, you've made pigs fly
wicker_knight: make a tower of pigs that reaches to the moon
Antimuffin: Pigfinity!
AdmiralMemo: You can only make 100 the narrator said
fiftymcnasty: turn this into pig island
TXC2: noSmokeFire I might if I need lrrHAM Kappa
Lightningbro: @noSmokeFire Depends on how much I need a Pork Chop
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
SajuukSjet: chicken's in the water :D
Phosphatide: narrator said “a hundred or more”
ThePerrBearr: destroy stuff for studs
Taveena: Discover the seagull!
Antimuffin: Does discovering a chicken involve sticking a flag in it?
Doc_Rider: THe tagline for LEGO games is "Break everything!!"
AdmiralMemo: you can take back some pigs for more money
Earthenone: punch trees?
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cheetoJack: break things and get money, fun things we teach people
CrazymattCaptain: remember to learn all the things before you smash it
Lightningbro: Paul/James the currency in LEGO games is called "Studs" if you care about the official names.
Jarannis: Well, it's sort of right, the sub icon is correct!
Doc_Rider: Hey, you have enough to unlock a chicken
noSmokeFire: who's making these sand castles? the pirates?
noSmokeFire: the banana came out of one of the plants you destroyed
BrindleBoar: the Banana of Doom
ArcOfTheConclave: because you are an inventor
AdmiralMemo: inventing?
Haberdashed: Hi all! How's it going?
TXC2: "in-vent-tory" sorry what?!
ContingentCat: anything can be a weapon if you use it right
RatekStormcrow: Tight Buttocs :)
emonotony: RatekStormcrow Buttblocks?
Xed_Regulus: Now you can collect the pirate lady
TheWarbo: So now you can Discover her, right?
Indiexxx: Maybe a play on invent?
Mox_Hagdorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:24.
Phosphatide: lego james has such beautiful hair
red_shoes_jeff: Now STEAL HER LIKENESS!
noSmokeFire: gotta catch 'em all: piratemon
Antimuffin: how do we unlock the sweet pirate outfit?
Pangogie: There's something about this perspective that bothers me...
angryoptimist: LEGO Worlds, huh? Is this a building game I hope?
AdmiralMemo: Yes please discover the pirates
Earthenone: i think we just download her
hainiryun_: did you just steal her soul?
Haberdashed: "I'
HondoTrigger: are we Lego God?
noSmokeFire: this is an astronaut farm now
Haberdashed: "I'll just shoot this pirate over there"
Lightningbro: I was kinda sad with LEGO worlds. When they showed this off I thought it would be a sick LEGO Minecraft-style game. But even if that might be the case, it just didn't have the survival features for that...
Papperslappen: Hey, who turned out the light
Haberdashed: LOL
TXC2: no narrator, it's "you can place the WORLD!"
hainiryun_: that poor man
Rockario: It's the Lego Universe, everyone's god
TXC2: !clips
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Antimuffin: He's an astronaut, so shooting him into space seems appropriate.
AdmiralMemo: sounds like Kerbal
TheManaLeek: The Lego space program is a bit rudiementary
Mox_Hagdorm: Yes
ContingentCat: YES
red_shoes_jeff: Kinda?
emonotony: "Is it murder if I'm creating them also" - Paul, now
TheWarbo: yes
Lightningbro: Right, thanks for the reminder @Rockario I was wanting to look up a Fan-server for LEGO Universe. That was such a good game.
ani_laurel: That's filicide Paul
ThePerrBearr: if a mother kills her son, is it murdeR?
ArcOfTheConclave: Baby murder is still murder
TheWarbo: filicide is a thing, Paul
TehAmelie: if God does it, it can't be a crime
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
AdmiralMemo: Discover more plants and such
TheWarbo: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #2916: "The great ethical conundrum: murder children, or not murder children?" —Cameron [2016-07-07]
Antimuffin: Note to self: Do not give Paul god powers.
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Is it murder if I'm creating them also?
LRRbot: New quote #5730: "Is it murder if I'm creating them also?" —Paul [2019-01-17]
KidAmn: welcome to Games of Chance, where today we're playing as an angry, capricious god in a world that makes no sense.
red_shoes_jeff: "Oh no, not again..."
Mox_Hagdorm: The Fail Whale?
SajuukSjet: red_shoes_jeff: brilliant :D
Lightningbro: "I want to call it Ground, I hope Ground wants to be my friend"
RougeLead: Who know that Lego, of all things, would raise the deepest of philosophical dilemmas? LUL
SajuukSjet: the Bowl of Petunias! >D>
Vanderhof: I feel like I am the potted plant in life
Earthenone: you could make him a crew of female pirates
red_shoes_jeff: "HELLO GROUND!"
TStodden: If one knew why the bowl of petunias thought that as it fell, we would know a lot more about the universe that we know now.
ArcOfTheConclave: Give him 10 thrones
Featherweight_: naw what he really wants it alot of chickens
noSmokeFire: there's a treasure chest on the bow, I think
Antimuffin: Discover, then destroy. :P
TheWarbo: Discover things, then smash them for money
TheWooglie: Is James alright?
red_shoes_jeff: Open it!
Earthenone: james is just working on his legos
emonotony: TheWooglie He's playing with lego
Haberdashed: Cute!
TXC2: TheWarbo we call that the British way Kappa
noSmokeFire: paul is a cruel and uncaring god. ignoring chests
TStodden: Will James be joining Paul in-game?
Rockario: I'll show you a stud's chest lrrBEEJ
RougeLead: That sounds like so much fun!
ThePerrBearr: goes a lot faster when you read and build
Stoffern: So this looks pretty neat so far
cheetoJack: We have discovered fire!
ContingentCat: oh yeah did that completely mysterious thing from desert bus get finished?
Twinklebees: I played some keep talking and nobody legos at new years. Turns out L shapes are hard.
TubeAlloy: Is this the mmo?
noSmokeFire: there's something shiny on that island
Twinklebees: Curse you chirality
Antimuffin: First space flight, now fire. We're on a roll here.
mtvcdm: ContingentCat, ask the person who won the Mystery Box; it's theirs now.
TheWarbo: oh you can get in the rowboat?
Haberdashed: ngl this looks kinda awesome
SpookySpaghooti: G
TXC2: ContingentCat fun fact, one of the VST tried to build one using the clips from Desert bus, it did not go so well :P
KharadBanar: So this game is basically minecraft?
TXC2: KharadBanar legally no
emonotony: KharadBanar Nah it's No Man's Sky
RougeLead: It's like gold pressed latinum, can't be replicated
red_shoes_jeff: Let's give ourselves a PEGLEG!
mtvcdm: Minecraft no, maybe closer to Scribblenauts but you have you build your vocabulary.
Haberdashed: Can't walk on his own ship due to pirate thrones
Alephred: Maybe gold bricks are like Latinum in Star Trek. They've valuable because they can't be replicated.
Stoffern: This is some kind of metaphor
emonotony: A pirate oubliette
Rahserat: paul si the worst genie
TheWooglie: Paul would be the worst genie
ArcOfTheConclave: remove all the thrones!
Pangogie: Paul confirmed for Chaotic Neutral.
hainiryun_: truly a generous god
noSmokeFire: there's something shiny on that little island
emonotony: Paul needs to DM Dice Friends.
angryoptimist: @TXC2 @KharadBanar You mean basically Blockland? Kappa ("Never heard of it...")
AdmiralMemo: Paul is the BEST genie
Lightningbro: "Oh my god, you've jailed him inside Pirate thrones" James. This quote is SO nonsense out of context.
red_shoes_jeff: @emonotony an ARRbliette!
emonotony: One with wild magic and wishes
angryoptimist: !brib
RougeLead: @Alephred exactly what I thought! the8bitYeah
angryoptimist: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
TheWarbo: have you scanned a seagull yet?
SpookySpaghooti: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
Earthenone: that quest for the pirate throne dident take anywhere near as long as One Piece led me to belive
AdmiralMemo: Scan ALL the things
Rahserat: I approve this bird punshing. Down with the seagulls!
Mox_Hagdorm: Ok, this actually looks pretty cool
cheetoJack: can we discover skeletons?
mtvcdm: Yeah, I get a Scribblenauts vibe from this more than anything else.
AdmiralMemo: large
angryoptimist: Can we do freeform builds?
TehAmelie: Scribblenauts but you have to unlock your nouns one at a time?
Rahserat: can you just put this ANYWHERE?!?
KharadBanar: How long until the first digital Keep Talking and nobody Legos stream? Kappa
Mox_Hagdorm: I was thinking the same thing re:Scribblenauts
NimrodXIV: as long as the pirate didn't want access to the tower...
AdmiralMemo: Scribblecraft
emonotony: Paul really is the worst genie
TStodden: Mr. BeebleBlox, your ship should be ready.
cheetoJack: Look if the pirate wanted to be able to get to the tower, they should have asked for it that way
angryoptimist: Scribblenauts Unlimited is a great game.
red_shoes_jeff: Wait! You didn't discover her!
cheetoJack: We provided exactly what was asked for
shinumei: Lego roads take me home!
Rockario: From this, we can start building a theory of gaseous Lego, the rigid but invisible blocks that fill all of space
red_shoes_jeff: That sounds naughty, actually...
AdmiralMemo: Discover the new pirateb
ContingentCat: the pirate got to learn an important lesson about being specific
Asimech: Paul: The worst genie, the best monkey-paw.
angryoptimist: PUBG? Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: were those just power moons?
ContingentCat: !pubg
LRRbot: Esports Ready Bullet Spaghetti
TheWarbo: !pugz
Haberdashed: I love that our character's hair is a different color than his facial hair
emonotony: Infinite discoveries!
Lightningbro: Oh god, this IS PUGZ.
TXC2: right, thats one of the dogs I was looking after gone :P
KharadBanar: huuuuuge
Antimuffin: So our mission is to seek out new stuff, and new things.....and scan them?
TXC2: did I miss anything?
emonotony: What happens when you reach the center of the galaxy?
noSmokeFire: we stole a man, TXC2
angryoptimist: Does it have a nick-number, Paul?
LathosTiran: so this is Magrathia?
Mox_Hagdorm: I was playing Scribblenauts and had to make something that could pull a wagon. I forgot about that as I decided to play with what I could make. I typed in "God" and *poof!* God appears...and hitches up to the wagon I'd forgotten about and pulls it.
TheWarbo: we should have stolen multiple mans tbh
TXC2: Antimuffin yeap, 1000% not No man's Sky
TXC2: noSmokeFire sounds about right
KharadBanar: looks like there should be more gold bricks in Pirate Land
mtvcdm: My Scribblenauts game a couple needed something to make the sky more romantic. I gave them a comet... which promptly crashed onto the table and killed them both.
angryoptimist: :D
Mox_Hagdorm: I accidentally started a Zombie plague once, too
emonotony: Paul remains the best monkey's paw
TXC2: who wouldn't be Impressed?
Alephred: "Hey babe, want a ride on my weiner?"
accountmadeforants: I remember playing the original Scribblenauts on DS. Was very pleased to know God and Dice were both accepted nouns.
angryoptimist: That "solve all the problems with a moose" Scribblenauts GPLP was among my fondest stream memories.
KharadBanar: I would be impressed too if my date picked me up in a rideable hot dog
TheWarbo: Your rocket PUG-Z is currently thinking about 0/4 Gold Bricks
Antimuffin: So......when's the fun part? :/
CraziestOwl: Going to sleep,night everyone
TXC2: so long CraziestOwl sleep well
Asimech: The voice-over guy reminds me of the one in Dungeon Keeper.
DevInsanity: Check the run from AGDQ. They completed a series of challenges using variations of a lion
Mysticman89: I'm under the impression a lot of these lego games are actually somewhat solid gameplay, but it scares of people for being 'kids' games
emonotony: Asimech How about waiting for two days for this part to build... or paying just a few gold coins now?
angryoptimist: U N E A R T H E D
TXC2: the landscape tool AKA a shovel Kappa
TStodden: I've modified toxic waste by making it "non-toxic" (toxic waste)... which made to disappear in a puff of logic.
Asimech: @emonotony No, no. The 90s one. Dear lord no.
GDwarf: Are we the baddies?
mtvcdm: I have a habit of typing gibberish and just letting the 'did you mean this?' list make suggestions.
CrazymattCaptain: the various attributes make things fun like the TAS of scriblenauts from AGDQ. lots of fun lions
angryoptimist: RIP village.
mtvcdm: And then I pick a word I don't know and just see what the game gives me.
Lightningbro: "Flatten an entire village, to build another one" Um... That's kinda... evil...
TStodden: We're more "anti-heroes" than anything.
RichardMcSundy: Crypto anarcho capitalist game?
Earthenone: !findquote create
LRRbot: Quote #5042: "I just wanna create havoc." —Kathleen [2018-06-11]
mtvcdm: Shoggoth?
Uzumaki15: it's clear the resources are finite, we must wipe out half of all life to preserve life
TStodden: it was a shambler in the basement, IIRC.
ContingentCat: legally istinct cuthulu
Doc_Rider: YOu can summon Cthulu
Lightningbro: @Earthenone I'm not sure if I want to believe that was intentional, or ironic, as both are hilarious.
ThePerrBearr: use a giant fan for everything
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends. how goes lego mincraft?
TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
angryoptimist: "Body-Positive Shoggoth"
emonotony: Give it a cape?
Taveena: Pretty Horrible Shoggoth is something
ContingentCat: aww
TehAmelie: maybe you could just edit it to be happy
TehAmelie: something painting smiles on your soul something
TXC2: fucking subtle narrator
Rockario: Oh, I thought they meant the tricerotops bones were stuck
I_Am_Clockwork: why is the Stanly Parable narator telling you to free the lego cavepeople?
emonotony: I_Am_Clockwork But Stanley understood a paycheck is a paycheck.
Asimech: Move the cursor down a layer?
iSmartMan1: Is this narrated by zefrank?
KharadBanar: that seems like a pretty neat 3D modeling tool actually
LordShadner: make a ramp?
angryoptimist: The power is too mighty?
Rockario: This seems like somethingn that a mouse would make easier
Stoffern: A torus...very useful...
fiftymcnasty: Raise the terrain?
Antimuffin: To make a donut world, obvs.
TStodden: He's gone from suck to blow! lrrBEEJ
TXC2: she used the stairs already there
Antimuffin: Okay, now find the subocean?
mtvcdm: No! Dig irresponsibly! It's the only way they'll learn!
Earthenone: now we can create an army of clones
angryoptimist: Time to dig the landscape irresponsibly! Kappa
TheWarbo: steal the people
KharadBanar: Some kind of three-axis input tool would probably be nice here
TXC2: "it's hot I guess" said the man standing on a active volcano
Haberdashed: Now give her like 8 husbandos
Alephred: Can you dig the water?
Stoffern: You can ledgegrab???
Mox_Hagdorm: Can ya dig it?
TheWarbo: After this world we can create our own Lego Krog cast of characters
Mysticman89: go find the lego bedrock
KirbySliver: Now this is the mine in Minecraft.
TXC2: time to dig too deep and too greedily
Doc_Rider: James should grab a controller and join him in the game.
Mysticman89: maybe construct a lego nether portal
noSmokeFire: now for the million dollar question: is there fall damage?
Lightningbro: Oh, sweet, the new movie is out, "LEGO Journey to the Center of the Earth"
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHERE
ContingentCat: lrrHERE
mtvcdm: Oh, I don't think the camera liked that.
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
Mysticman89: lrrHERE
emonotony: Just dig down until you loop around
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun that would be carpet
TXC2: it's a flat world
Earthenone: lego bedrock is flintstones?
Antimuffin: Well, the world is flat, so you probably just fall into space?
Papperslappen: Sooner or later you are bound to hit the carpet
Lightningbro: Space Paul, I'd expect the LEGO equivalent to Bedrock to be Space.
mtvcdm: No no, dig up!
KharadBanar: you dug stuff out from below the floor i think
TStodden: These worlds ARE flat... so there's bound to be a base LEGO plate supporthing these worlds.
LeeshaJoy: LEGO bedrock is the base plate, duh.
emonotony: Dig to the side and down?
shinumei: Do it in reverse
CrazymattCaptain: I think you dug below you, but didn't get the floor directly below you.
BellaDante__: you can go lower, i think
Lightningbro: @TStodden Or a series of animals culminating in a giant turtle flying through space.
TXC2: time to nerdpoll our way out
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
emonotony: Yeah no this is everyone's first idea so they programmed for it for sure.
Antimuffin: @TXC2 So we're going to take a survey?
mtvcdm: This is fine.
Mox_Hagdorm: Build your way into orbit!
TStodden: Time to Grow Home to the next world.
Mysticman89: yurtlle the turtle was king of all he can see. so was turnip.
TXC2: Antimuffin mayyyyybe
angryoptimist: Time to find out if falling damage exists?
Haberdashed: LOL
KharadBanar: Goodbya
ContingentCat: whoops
Mox_Hagdorm: Good.
TXC2: so this is our space elevator?
NimrodXIV: that sure is a nerdpole
ani_laurel: stairs around it?
emonotony: Nerdpoles are traditional
Antimuffin: Lego Hubris.
iSmartMan1: I guess Legos are really durable?
JudgeKyle: Hubris
TStodden: Reminder: Lava is HOT
noSmokeFire: fill the hole with lava
Pangogie: Drop her down there.
ContingentCat: getting stuck in a hole seems to be a common problem here
Lightningbro: I almost hope that if you knock the woman down the hole, it counts as a victory because they're together again.
KharadBanar: !advice
LRRbot: When you're walling somebody in, make sure you're standing on the right side of the wall.
NimrodXIV: fill this hold with nougat!
TXC2: lrrbot on point
KharadBanar: hey, some contextual advice from LRRbot here
Haberdashed: LOL
noSmokeFire: he was not prepared
red_shoes_jeff: You have a NOUGAT GUN!? ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED!
Lightningbro: How is that so relevant!?
mtvcdm: Don't worry it's chewy.
TheWarbo: Maybe use the raise/lower tool?
Rockario: Maybe the NPC's just block placing bricks? So you actually just encased him
CrazyZonie: So, not the wedge?
fiftymcnasty: This game seems tedious
ani_laurel: flatten was an option
emonotony: Plastic-solid?
KharadBanar: ABS solid
SpookySpaghooti: Just use flatten
TheWarbo: I think the landscape tool has multiple options: add/remove, raise/lower, flatten. And you're using one to try to do the job of the other one
TXC2: jk flatten?
noSmokeFire: so the question is how do you change it to flatten, since the UI isn't doing us any favors
CrazymattCaptain: if you're unsure how you're digging is going, it might be best to get out of build mode and walk around to see
angryoptimist: @TXC2 :D
Aziraphalesshop: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:24.
mtvcdm: What's this "careful" you speak of?
TheWarbo: but what if we *want* to flatten entire buildings?
Jarannis: Paul's head is right on top of the "B" in Gold Bricks when it pops up, and I keep misreading it out of the corner of my eye as "Gold Pricks"
emonotony: Jarannis No that's Minecraft
TXC2: yeap pave everything to the same level, just like creeper world
angryoptimist: What'd they say? "Flatten all the buildings with the landscape tool?" Okay! Kappa
TheWarbo: That seems like an easier way to tower up and dig down like we were before
Papperslappen: give em crabs, lots of crabs
Haberdashed: Flatten the volcano!
Antimuffin: Okay this is starting to look a little more promising.
Antimuffin: How many of the starting worlds are just tutorials?
TXC2: "you there brick seller, sell me your most powerful brick"
accountmadeforants: Fill the lava with chicken!
Rockario: I think the terrain-to-lego system was probably one of the coolest problems they had to solve
TXC2: Antimuffin all of them?
noSmokeFire: flat lava: still lava
emonotony: That is 100% the end result I wanted
Papperslappen: nougat bridge
TStodden: Gotta head to work... later everybody.
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TXC2: so long TStodden have fun
noSmokeFire: you could flatten your bridge
angryoptimist: Take care TStodden
emonotony: Everything is nougat in Paulworld
noSmokeFire: send her to space
TheWarbo: I second "send her to space"
Rockario: Maybe you can bring the dudde to her? lrrBEEJ
TXC2: I kinda want us to build a boat and see how far the sea goes
KharadBanar: I wonder if this game has a subocean
accountmadeforants: Into the pit!
emonotony: KharadBanar Nope, we checked
Xed_Regulus: The camera seems to be one of your worst problems here
TheWarbo: or send her to the subocean. that also works
Haberdashed: Get in the pit!
TXC2: so at what point do these cavepeople start worshipping us as a god?
fiftymcnasty: You probably want to do the lower as a cube or something instead of peak
ThePerrBearr: there is an edge of the world, and you can fall off it
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
CrazymattCaptain: well the pip drops are very annoying since it seems you can't move while the gold bricks are being given to you.
emonotony: Must be a demilich it's a pretty small box
LordShadner: Paul did find the base plate thou lrrGOAT
emonotony: Passive-aggressive announcer who wants to see the rest of the game
TheWarbo: build an entirely too elaborate system to bring villagers to the volcano
ThePerrBearr: find the steam roller, and you can pave water.
shinumei: Lego road take me Home to the place where i belong! kevduitLaugh
Haberdashed: Ummmmm
noSmokeFire: you're askew
JudgeKyle: is this vame secretly pikmin?
angryoptimist: This is fine.
TheWarbo: lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: this seems wrong
noSmokeFire: you tilted your entire body at a jaunty angle
KharadBanar: Is this what a Dutch Angle is?
emonotony: Do not step in the lava moral
SajuukSjet: Gotta love it when the Gold Brick cutscene literally shifts your axis
Mysticman89: does the water flow if you dig a hole down?
CrazymattCaptain: can we just swim off the edge
emonotony: That's what I was hoping for for digging too deep
Asimech: What? We can't row among the stars?
o0sk_ren0o: Yes... apparently
accountmadeforants: Checkmate globe-earthers
ThePerrBearr: @CrazymattCaptain yes
CrazymattCaptain: funzies
emonotony: Bit no, only going off the world's edge
angryoptimist: Press F to pay respects to the boat.
emonotony: lrrEFF
emonotony: Paul & Chair duet?
Haberdashed: Paved paradise and put up a parking lot?
TheWarbo: I love re-dropping and just seeing the massive changes we've made to this world, entirely on a whim.
KeiRaccoon: Minecraft graphic mod? Looks neat. RaccAttack
TheWarbo: What's that thing in the bottom right of each world (in the space screen)? Number of available scans?
Doc_Rider: I think the 400 is the max number of people/creatures you can have on the island.
TheWarbo: ahh
offbeatwitch: hypoxia, presumably
emonotony: Maybe you just pass out from the lack of air in space?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHERE lrrAWESOME
Haberdashed: He sounds so...sinister
lifecharacter: This man makes this all sound very creepy and I don't like it.
Antimuffin: lrn2land
accountmadeforants: This guy sounds like the Dungeon Keeper narrator
Sannindi: Meteor Delivery!
TehAmelie: ooh, we get a magic wand? in Minecraft you need mods for that
Haberdashed: That's terrifying]
Asimech: So if we're in candyland it shouldn't take too long until we get access to butter.
BleedingToast: this voiceover is creepy
Asimech: And then: Butter road made of butter!
angryoptimist: Dongs. I predict dongs.
TehAmelie: i bet the dong ratio is less than 10%
emonotony: It's gonna be 100% "swords" isn't it?
Mysticman89: its been brought to my attention you can ride a pig in this game.
Asimech: @emonotony "Pillars"
KharadBanar: Grand Theft Wheelbarrow
Antimuffin: Now if only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!
emonotony: Asimech Towers!
offbeatwitch: someone over there had a bad time with their wheelbarrow
TehAmelie: hey, that looks like the most intuitive 3D selection tool yet
Asimech: @emonotony Washington monuments.
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Now consider how bad this would be on a console :D
Doc_Rider: The controller would be best for this scenario
red_shoes_jeff: So, tha narrator is lying to you.
Antimuffin: I miss Landmark. :(
JudgeKyle: @heoric_aka_bertious having 2 joysticks seems advantageous there
castlewise: That house looks tasty
red_shoes_jeff: Careful, Paul! You'll crash the housing market!
Rockario: Ha, and the new ones overwrite the old ones
castlewise: REally need a top down view
Mewdog: they're an art installation
emonotony: Still $750000 in Vancouver
Barb4rian: Ultra high density housing right there
angryoptimist: Gingerbread... mansion?
angryoptimist: No, Gingerbread McMansion
ani_laurel: Rowhousing
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Asimech: The narrator is apparently Peter Serafinowicz.
CrazymattCaptain: and now you can't find the gold bricks, because you've replaced the things with gingerbread houses
castlewise: Can it be?
castlewise: Can we make it, say, 2010?
emonotony: castlewise 1992?
castlewise: 92? Bold. I like it
emonotony: (It's a crapshot joke)
ani_laurel: so Minecraft
emonotony: ani_laurel Nah, Sims.
red_shoes_jeff: We're fine, Narrator, we got plenty of houses already.
ThePerrBearr: yes, there was one
castlewise: *whoosh*
ani_laurel: Oh god, too true
castlewise: went over my head I'm afraid
LambMower: There is, it still exists and is free to download
ThePerrBearr: LEGO Digital Designer
angryoptimist: ^
Rockario: There was a builddder online for a bit. But it was more specialised than a general 3DD Modeller
CrazymattCaptain: there's a mountan in the way
Doc_Rider: You covered it with your copy paste project, Paul.
red_shoes_jeff: IYou built around it with houses.
TXC2: right, I'm back from having to spend 15 mins on the toilet :P
KharadBanar: oh yeah, I fiddled around a bit with LEGO Digital Designer once. That was ages ago
TheWarbo: Apparently the designers failed to account for "what if the player farts around and makes the quest impossible"
KharadBanar: hows that piece of software doing nowadays
castlewise: I want to like this, but it seems so cumbersome.
Haberdashed: same
Barb4rian: lol
red_shoes_jeff: This looks MISERABLE.
Doc_Rider: You can stop now
Barb4rian: good as new
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Lego wall building in the style of beginners tetris :D
emonotony: Okay I can see the mixed reviews.
Alephred: This simple vertical wall is terrible.
Asimech: At this point it would be easier to build a brick house in real-life.
CrazymattCaptain: call it good!
Weagle: Paul, it's probably worth noting that the controls are actually almost entirely designed for controller, which doesn't have the same perspective issues as this control
angryoptimist: FFS, did they look at how Blockland did it?!
Asimech: I was just about to say that, Paul.
Weagle: (For the per-block building)
Riandisa: It's gingerbread coral. No worries
emonotony: Just talk to him see if it worked
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Asimech: Draft isn't a real thing, after all.
angryoptimist: @Weagle I think he's already switched to controller
TXC2: Paint gun?
KharadBanar: @angryoptimist and then he switched back to m+k
angryoptimist: @KharadBanar Ah, okay.
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, it's a stealth Splatoon sequel!
Laserbeaks_Fury: damn, I was about to make the same joke
TXC2: Lava is not a creative colour
Mewdog: paint the world lava
Weagle: angryoptimist he was on controller earlier for the terrain tool, which is a bit more awkward for that, but the system as a whole seems like it's controller-first and keyboard-last
devil_dan: The floor is lava.
Haberdashed: So we're just gonna put lava under people now right?
CrazymattCaptain: colorful? lava is colorful!
Barb4rian: Paint his house lava
noSmokeFire: lava is colorful
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Lava is colorful
Barb4rian: You know you want to
emonotony: Lava isn't a part of the EGA palette
TheWarbo: "please paint my house lava"
Riandisa: Paint it ice?
Stoffern: always nougat everything
Mewdog: oh no
red_shoes_jeff: R A N D O M
rocketjohn: It sounds like they really wanted to get Stephen Fry to do this narration, but couldn't
angryoptimist: @Weagle Apparently.
emonotony: Paint it delicious
TXC2: Random colours, that could be lava? yeap that can't go wrong Kappa
Mewdog: would you like to paint deliciously
CrazymattCaptain: lava is probably an orange
TheWarbo: we might need to, like, discover lava or somethign?
Weagle: You get colors slowly I think, I forget the exact process for some of them
KirbySliver: Lets start out with some Phthalo Blue
KirbySliver: KappaRoss
Heoric_aka_Bertious: What does the other tab on the tool do?
emonotony: Paint it King in Yellow
TheAwkes: That is profoundly ugly. Well chosen.
Weagle: And yes, the lava one is a very specific color
Mewdog: ye gods
Mysticman89: I think lava is yellow ish in this game
emonotony: Lego The Line
TheManaLeek: Lego Spec Ops: The Line?
Haberdashed: Isn't that, like, a war crime?
Weagle: It's better to think of the colors as materials, and so lava is a very specific material
TXC2: maybe it's just alabaster?
TheAwkes: That's just shadows.
Weagle: You don't have lava yet
ContingentCat: that's the shadows I think
red_shoes_jeff: Those are called "shadows" Paul.
emonotony: That "flip flop" is a texture type, no?
TheWarbo: yeah I think the game is just bad at phrasing things to indicate "if you color something lava, it will make it lave, but you don't have lava yet"
emonotony: Also present in real blocks
angryoptimist: Is Light Nougat nougat?
angryoptimist: That's the real question.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Butter Road
Weagle: Sand red probably has a more sandy texture, yeah
emonotony: angryoptimist James left the room, so no lickability test. ;_;
Weagle: You need to explore more worlds before you get more materials, IIRC
red_shoes_jeff: Um
ani_laurel: ah ha ha
darkstarcommand: press the right trigger button in the paint menu
ContingentCat: suuuuuure
TXC2: Tell that to my teachers games
emonotony: LEGO YouTube
NimrodXIV: make sure to tell your teachers that, kids
KirbySliver: That's what my profs keep telling me
Weagle: Yeah, now the tutorial is over
TheWarbo: As a (former) teacher: please don't
CrazymattCaptain: 10 gold bricks and one more tool. still tutorial
Pangogie: o no
TXC2: the tutorial is never over Kappa
Doc_Rider: Grab a controller, James and join him.
Pangogie: ^
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Can you paint the rocket ?
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
TheWarbo: Okay so gold bricks are power moons?
Antimuffin: yep
TXC2: it's wall ivy Kappa
noSmokeFire: it's a small world, after all
Weagle: You should be able to generate random worlds now
KirbySliver: So the adventure mode is actually just the tutorial?
Pangogie: DLC?!?!?
Doc_Rider: There is co-op
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ArcOfTheConclave: magical christmas land?
red_shoes_jeff: What's this! WHAT'S THIS!
Weagle: You have health because combat does in theory exist
devil_dan: You have health so you can die.
noSmokeFire: if it bleeds we can kill it
frankscx: santa fighter II turbo
Asimech: Copy the fire?
accountmadeforants: Why is this health here? Just to suffer?
emonotony: Copy the fire to set Santa on fire?
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] I'm gonna go punch Santa! | In a sing-song voice
LRRbot: New quote #5731: "I'm gonna go punch Santa!" —Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
TheWarbo: yeah so can we, like, scan glowy blocks in order to paint things "glowy"
noSmokeFire: build a tower to get a better view
Zalthia: Not going to lie, I read that as “Snow me the way”
devil_dan: Look around look around how lucky we are to be alive right now.
keeperboy000: is music wierd for anyone else or just me?
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Can you summon vehicles?
emonotony: Can you summon eldritch horrors?
marissa_alwaysregal: good hamilton song @devil_dan
TXC2: the Platonic Christmas tree?
keeperboy000: It sounds like a cross between christmas music and carnival music coming from really beatup speakers inside a horror movie
Haberdashed: YEEES
Weagle: Bumpers should be vertical again IIRC
emonotony: Ah, yes, the Battle of Santa's Village. I loved the AT-ST scene here.
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kevenwith2es: Walking over all this LEGO can't be good for your feet
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accountmadeforants: I love how you can see the guy glitching out to follow you on the map
emonotony: Take aim at the innocent villagers
Mr_Bitterness: Been a fan for a while, glad give you my free prime sub
TXC2: yeap, no Disney villain lives here AT ALL
noSmokeFire: is that a huge fruitcake?
TXC2: thanks Mr_Bitterness lrrHEART
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Creepy stalker mission confirmed
red_shoes_jeff: I'm not sure you're looking for a specific tree. I think you just need A tree.
Asimech: Less 'escorting' more 'being haunted'.
emonotony: Maybe you're supposed to decorate a tree
Weagle: It would be pretty weird to have them make you build a tree without having a template
Weagle: Also, try inside one of the villages
accountmadeforants: Oh right, the woman cheering for you
accountmadeforants: That was after you won some tournament, right? It was hilarious.
TheWarbo: oh there are instructions on the bottom right
emonotony: A christmas tree in your heart would absolutely kill you.
TheWarbo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
ContingentCat: the real christmas tree is the friends we made along the way
TXC2: walking the dog today, most Xams trees are in the recycling now :P
red_shoes_jeff: "Oh how convenient, a solution that doesn't involve looking through a telescope. GET BACK TO WORK."
emonotony: Will a christmas tree in their heart kill a vampire?
blast_shark: How kind of him to pay you by throwing coins all over the snow
AlchPlaysGames: What is a fridge, if not a food safe?
emonotony: Discover tings!
devil_dan: lrrHERE
TXC2: "I got money for sitting in a chair" meta
noSmokeFire: the motion blur in the lego movie is made out of lego
ThePerrBearr: i believe yes
TheWarbo: I'm getting the impression that this game wants you to go "oh, that flashed. better scan it" much like NMS did?
emonotony: TheWarbo yes
Tehbeard: The leg animation puts that at a no
devil_dan: The projectiles of the paint tool are Lego ice cream cones.
Heoric_aka_Bertious: What's wrong with glowing lego? Radium is a safe material to make lego out of right?
Haberdashed: Chase them down, and then BEAT THEM
CrazymattCaptain: you could build it, but it'd be expensive and the underlying layout would be annoying to set up
AlchPlaysGames: New Lego Fallout - with real radioactive Nuka Quantum bottles!
emonotony: They're MIPS from Mario 64, but with Lego.
Weagle: Discover the sleigh!
AlchPlaysGames: IT FLIES!
TXC2: well shit, this is the rest of the stream now
Welbog: Murray Crymas
TheWarbo: Wait the bottom right says "Horn/Siren"
emonotony: Xtreme 360 Santa
Tehbeard: Lego Technic Deathclaw would be pretty sweet @AlchPlaysGames
TheWarbo: yessssss
Lithobraker: The real question is are these all made with no illegal connections?
Asimech: So. Which one is Horn, which one is SIren?
accountmadeforants: I hope this thing has guns as well
Rockario: On..uh...Donner and Blitzen, probably?
TheWarbo: scan the sleigh, bring it to prehistoric land
Cepsys: you shut you mouth, Turner!
TXC2: ^
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Can you crash the sleigh into a building?
AlchPlaysGames: @Tehbeard Oh my goodness, you're right! And maybe like little Lego power armors your Lego Guys go inside!
Angnor33: Christmas is only a month away, really.
shinumei: copy slay
stormshot14: two can play at this game only 10 months to desert bus
TheWarbo: okay but how many months until The Event
Welbog: Sleigh 'em, Paul
DerPilsner: What on earth are we playing
devil_dan: I have enough time. I tell myself every year.
Heoric_aka_Bertious: I love that the deer look behind them when reversing
Tehbeard: @AlchPlaysGames Lego. Liberty. Prime.
TXC2: DerPilsner Lego worlds
AlchPlaysGames: @Tehbeard Sweet mother of god
emonotony: Now I want Kathleen to spread anti-Christmas Cheer
Cepsys: or Desert Bus?
TXC2: we would make that for Desert bus James
ThePerrBearr: if there's going to be any bot counting down, you know it's got to be til DB
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: How many days left till Desert Bus, James?
DerPilsner: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, we are santa's elves?
AlchPlaysGames: Is Christmas in July and Anti-Christmas the same thing?
TheWarbo: Chat is a "how many days until Desert Bus" bot
LathosTiran: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
RassilonDND: why would it be torture to know when christmas is?
AlchPlaysGames: "remember children, its okay to beat up weird looking guys holding bricks"
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2:10 from now).
Lithobraker: Graham doesn't like Christmas Kappa
Taveena: I wasn't aware Christmas was a week-long charity marathon.
red_shoes_jeff: Desert Bus is coming up!?
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
Cepsys: despite what you may think. It's not actually the most wonderful time of the year, for some of us anyway
ThePerrBearr: that must have been a much hated clock
emonotony: Regifting is the true spirit of Christmas
AlchPlaysGames: That's a ripoff.
TheWarbo: can you scan the castle?
red_shoes_jeff: Treasure!
Asimech: It looks like it was designed to be too large to copy.
AlchPlaysGames: Only thing worse would be trying to copy it, and it tries to sell you it as DLC for the cost of a real Lego Set.
DerPilsner: is this Fort Nite?
emonotony: Now you got to Lego without rhythm
Mox_Hagdorm: O_o
Barb4rian: RIP
TXC2: More Castles then England in the 1100's
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHERE
Mox_Hagdorm: o_O
Barb4rian: in pieces ;)
emonotony: Does LEGO Dune Movie exist yet?
TheWarbo: Convert everything to Transparent, THEN it'll be a glass case of emotion
Mox_Hagdorm: Aww, I was hoping the eyes would be different depending on how it was entered
accountmadeforants: Seems like Nahiri came by
CrazymattCaptain: take a look at the free build toolbelt
devil_dan: I think there is an option in the menu to drop from the sky.
Weagle: This world doesn't have them
Weagle: But if you generate a new random world they will
emonotony: Nah there's more left to unlock.
Asimech: Time to search for butter so you can scan it and make butter road?
emonotony: Can you scan the lights to make things glowy?
ArcOfTheConclave: Butter road! butter road!
TXC2: ^
ContingentCat: ^^
Barb4rian: Thief!
Orichlepidopter: Ah, a classic lesson of all children's games: robbery always pays.
Barb4rian: You stole from those lovely lego people Paul!
accountmadeforants: Okay, this game needs mimics. If guys are just going around diving headfirst in to treasure chests, they need a natural predator to keep them in check.
Mox_Hagdorm: Paint Butter Road...?
red_shoes_jeff: GOBLIN
AlchPlaysGames: Can you shoot the goblin from the Hoverjet?
accountmadeforants: Trap him with your castlemancy
hd_dabnado: the caaaaamera
Haberdashed: They partnered with Snapchat?
KharadBanar: Filming Crapshots is suspended until you reach the next rank
TXC2: "to take snaps" Pictures, just call them pictures like a normal person
accountmadeforants: Some sort of ice tower?
TheWarbo: I saw a castle-like icon go to the top right?
Orichlepidopter: That would be an interesting gameplay mechanic though. Having to complete missions before you unlock the camera and subsequently visuals.
TheWarbo: or ice tower, yeah
Haberdashed: If you had to unlock usability?
AlchPlaysGames: Isn't that EvoLand?
AlchPlaysGames: And DLC Quest?
Heoric_aka_Bertious: Shhh EA might be listening
Orichlepidopter: DLC Quest
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TheWarbo: you mean Pony Island :-P
Weagle: I think most of the treasure chests are probably just christmas structure blueprints, for this world
Haberdashed: Percussive Maintenance
TXC2: weird show on TV
accountmadeforants: Look at that man run from the floppy turkey
Asimech: I think you just mugged that TV.
Stoffern: Was that someone running from a turkey on the TV?
accountmadeforants: I fear for his life
TXC2: that was a turkey?!
TheWarbo: "I'm bored with Christmas now" ~ Paul, halfway through January
Grammis: do you need moons to travel to the next planet? 🤔
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, that should go into the quote datebase, with the date
TXC2: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
Twinklebees: Cute?! I've been waiting for this...
TXC2: so pokemon then? Kappa
Asimech: Soma?
TheWarbo: Cute? So...Pony Island
Nightvalien28: putt putt
Weagle: Twinklebees your time is now!
accountmadeforants: Have you played Slime Rancher already?
Angnor33: Pony Island!
LathosTiran: DDLC? Kappa
ContingentCat: so pony island Kappa
7gorobei: so Monster Hunter world?
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Light up the LLTQ Signal!
TXC2: so whats the Dankest warhammer game? Kappa
Grammis: My time in Portia
hd_dabnado: makes James a baby lrrBEEJ
Nightvalien28: we are not that cruel, kathleen
Lithobraker: llamas are meat pinatas...
ArcOfTheConclave: one more?
Grammis: Adam is a spry young man
Weagle: Twinklebees *steeples fingers* yeeeees
Dared00: Speaking of cute games, Mortal Kombat 11 gameplay trailer is now out
TehAmelie: did you know? before television, 50 was considered middle age
TXC2: Surely JAmes' PUBG skills will tranfer over right?
FarleyF: Terraria is a cute game lrrBEEJ
ani_laurel: Lovers in a Dangerous Space Time is adorable
Saunabath: I like to call myself middle-aging
devil_dan: Senran Kagura
angryoptimist: Slime Rancher is, sure enough, very cute.
TemporallyAwry: Cultist Simulator has lots of colors :D
Featherweight_: snuggle truck sounds like the cool new drug the kids are in to
Saunabath: Scribblenauts
chesul: slime rancher has a terrifying setting if you really think about it.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cute and Colourful? Not A Hero. The main guy is a bunny man.
AlchPlaysGames: SnuggleTruck is a game of transporting stuffed animals. In a truck. Its very cute. I use it as a pallete cleanser after horror games.
TheWarbo: rabbids?
TXC2: Lisa, that's a cure game right? Kappa
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Lithobraker: Does Journey count as a cute game?
ThePerrBearr: Did Happy Tree Friends ever make a game?
TheWarbo: Oh no, Doki Doki Literature Club. Definitely the most cute, adorable anime dating sim.
Lithobraker: Spec Ops: The line
Grammis: Are games of chance always on computer?
RassilonDND: what did they rename the my little pony fighting game?
TehAmelie: Binding of Isaac is cute :D
ThePerrBearr: @RassilonDND Them's Fighting HErds
accountmadeforants: @Grammis Not always, but they need to be able to actually acquire the game, so usually PC.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Not A Hero. That is definitely a cute game. The main guy is a bunny man.
devil_dan: Little Nightmares
Grammis: ok thanks @accountmadeforants
TXC2: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
Amentur: Enter the Gungeon has a dog so it's a cute game
Earthenone: what was the name of the pajama party in vegas game?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Plants Vs Zombies
RassilonDND: @theperrbearr thanks! someone add that game to the list!
Saunabath: Worms Armageddon. The worms are cute and there's fluffy animal bombs
LordZarano: Darkest Dungeon?
Dared00: Fun fact: SnuggleTruck was originally called SmuggleTruck and was about smuggling immigrants through the border. They had to change it after they got banned from the App Store.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Carmageddon?
jolly_flounder: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:56 from now).
mistborn83: I am so pumped for my submission for next week!
accountmadeforants: No rule against submitting multiple games, right? Because turns out Cute games is most of what I've been playing recently.
Grammis: Why is the Sakura series showing up when I search cute on steam DansGame
Dared00: I have a lot of cute games, but none of them are 3 hours long -_-
TXC2: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here!
TehAmelie: they like it if you submit only one, or have eal good reasons for more
PerpetualDM: I found my cute game I was thinking of: Princess_Remedy_2_In_A_Heap_of_Trouble/
Lithobraker: Grammis because pendulous anime tiddies
FarleyF: Terraria is both a cute game and a minecraft style game - fits straight into James Wheelhouse
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: My genuine submission is Dust, An Elysian Tail. That game is awesome and definitely falls into the cute genre in my opinion.
FarleyF: maybe we should rename Talking Simulator into C&C's Talking Factory since Cori and Cameron are the hosts
RassilonDND: if alex is slowly walking away from streaming i am sad to see him go but understand why.
TXC2: and we're back
accountmadeforants: So yeah, I ended up with Slime Rancher for simply cute, and Wandersong for being simply perfect.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Nah, that just makes it sound like they are operating a C&C machine. Or exclusively playing Command And Conquer.
TXC2: only Playing Command and conquer would be my stream :P
TXC2: cute as in cute bois
FarleyF: fair point - i was thinking a play on words to C&C music factory
TheWarbo: So no Doki Doki :-(
Grammis: Like Dream Daddy?
Earthenone: if now kiss is any indecation children and adorable animals are dating game mainstays
Amentur: Gungeon still has a cute dog lrrSPOT
ContingentCat: what about both? My Horse Prince?
cheetoJack: Long Live the Queen is a cute game right
Twinklebees: cheetoJack: I think it's the best chance it has :P
Asimech: @Grammis I mean, the focus *is* bears.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: O find Saints Row 2 extremely cute
TXC2: cheetoJack PhoenixMelior says yes
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !*
red_shoes_jeff: Sure you do.
TheWarbo: Resident Evil is cute, right?
ThePerrBearr: you mean you put EFFORT into your CONTENT?!?!?!
Grammis: Didn't they just remake that rolling ball game?
TXC2: ThePerrBearr yeap, turns out it works, who knew? :P
cheetoJack: I thought this was Lego Worlds, not LEGO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLDS like the narrator said
Asimech: Grammis: Katamari Damacy? Yes, they did.
red_shoes_jeff: Thenarrator say a lot of things, @cheetoJack
accountmadeforants: "All Everything"(TM) but Lego
Grammis: @Asimech That's the one! That's a cute game right?
TXC2: Grammis indeed it is
Ispert: So, is this like No mans sky with legos? Kappa
SoloPlayerMike: ah lego so much childhood joy before I got into video games
TXC2: scookum?
accountmadeforants: @Ispert that was one of the negative reviews, apparently.
Ispert: ouch, sorry, didnt know
TheWarbo: It sounds like just "sandbox mode is adventure mode with everything unlocked"?
accountmadeforants: Skookum
Asimech: So. Butter road?
devil_dan: Axel I think.
cheetoJack: We've got to make a butter road
Atanar: control the croc and do it yourself
Asimech: I'm genuinely curious if "butter" is one of the material options.
noSmokeFire: have we run into anything that deals damage yet?
TXC2: noSmokeFire only lava
TheWarbo: Oh, there's an airboat over there
Asimech: @noSmokeFire Yes, us.
Atanar: control the croc and fight him yourself
noSmokeFire: thanks, chums
TheWarbo: are we cops?
Grammis: Unlocked everything! PogChamp "I'll take the barrel boat"
hainiryun_: So what do the swamp police do? Arrest aligators?
cheetoJack: is this Resident Evil again?
noSmokeFire: ?????
ContingentCat: umm
RichardMcSundy: Yikes
Ispert: War!? Is that you!?
ritchards: Is that Peter Serafinowits?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Undeadly?
TXC2: what the fuck, this game has taken quite the left turn
Mox_Hagdorm: I think I need this game.
accountmadeforants: ritchards, it is actually
LoadedSquirrel: are we G rated for the next 15 mins of snack?
cheetoJack: Can we flatten the swamp?
LoadedSquirrel: Hi hi hi
Atanar: I think this is the mde that appeals to kids
LoadedSquirrel: fidgSIP
TXC2: so the narrator is Darth maul?
Asimech: @TXC2 Yes.
TXC2: huh, how about that
Mox_Hagdorm: Wait, what? Darth Maul?
angryoptimist: Ray Park?
Doc_Rider: get that man a controller.
TXC2: Peter Serafinowitch was the VOICE of Darth Maul
noSmokeFire: now fight to the death for our amusement
angryoptimist: Oh, huh.
Asimech: Also The Tick, apparently.
TXC2: Blew me Away first time I learned that
TheWarbo: Paul, kill James. James, kill Paul.
Earthenone: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #121: "Look, I've got a lot of experience touching fish." —Kathleen [2015-04-12]
Grammis: are there any mangrove shrimps you can make extinct?
Asimech: Oh my god, that quote.
Mox_Hagdorm: I never knew that, I thought that was Ray Park's voice
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TheWarbo: !findquote lego
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: Ray Park doesn't often voice the characters he plays
Antimuffin: Just got back from lunch, we're in 2 player now?
ContingentCat: yup
TXC2: same with Scott Adkins
red_shoes_jeff: Get out your shooty jet, Paul.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Swords
Antimuffin: Can you scan and clone each other?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Paul, go find swords
7gorobei: i think Ray Park got some lines in X-men as Toad
Mox_Hagdorm: Interesting
TXC2: 7gorobei indeed he does
Baldrash: Suddenly, trucks!
noSmokeFire: this *is* pubg
castlewise: lol
Grammis: this is a griefing battle
Koshindan: Can the vehicles drive?
angryoptimist: And he also probably got to be his own voice as Rugal Bernstein in the forgettable King of Fighters movie.
CrazymattCaptain: no need to fear zombies when you should be fearing Paul
red_shoes_jeff: Turns out, fire beats truck.
noSmokeFire: explosions: somehow non-damaging
noSmokeFire: wait, are we in the fire swamps??
TXC2: Fire: Man's oldest foe.
TheWarbo: so this swamp has fire traps, does it also have ROUSs and lightning sand?
angryoptimist: Now all you need are ROUSes.
Asimech: Fire: Nature's electricity.
Asimech: Alt: Fire, nature's spike trap.
cheetoJack: wow fortnite is weird
Koshindan: Is this pubg?
darthcoercis: holy hell, i'm actually catching a LRR stream live.
TXC2: hello darthcoercis welcome
darthcoercis: @TXC2 g'day, my dude!
TheWarbo: Lego Sen's Fortress
LordZarano: Soft Furnishings! Truly that is where you shall find the most powerful weapons.
Koshindan: James never saw it coming.
TXC2: booooo paul booo
darthcoercis: that said, I have to go get breakfast ready before my lil niece and nephew wake up.
Asimech: "Bring out... the Comfy Chair!"
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
darthcoercis: Hope y'all have fun!
red_shoes_jeff: Quick Paul after him! To the Jet!
Antimuffin: Uh, so....when did they scan all this stuff? Or is this some kind of creative mode with everything unlocked already?
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Stoffern: 64! Thats a good number!
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SpacePotato01: is it even possible in this game to modify vehicles?
Asimech: @Antimuffin Sandbox mode.
TheWarbo: this is "everything unlocked" mode
angryoptimist: Like a Commodore up in here
RatekStormcrow: Focus mode ?
darthcoercis: btw, what is this game? lego mass effect?
TXC2: Lego worlds
Earthenone: no mans legos
cheetoJack: oooh it breaks the terrain
Mox_Hagdorm: No Man's Lego is a good name
TXC2: Serpentein!
darthcoercis: so is paul the one with the pink g-string?
LordZarano: Lego Man's Sky
TXC2: darthcoercis with the majestic hair yes
Antimuffin: They don't really seem to lose health very often?
wench_tacular: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | desync (Steam)
TXC2: oh we a wizard now
Earthenone: !quote 64
LRRbot: Quote #64: "Please don't stick MLP things in my butt, even if they're designed to go there." —Cameron [2015-03-26]
darthcoercis: @TXC2 seems legit. with a beard that maginificent irl it seems right he has majestic locks in game.
noSmokeFire: harry potter and the revenge of the sith
Mox_Hagdorm: Quidditch?
wench_tacular: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Teslagrad (Steam)
TXC2: I heard that as Skrull :P
Asimech: A Skrull squirrel?
TXC2: they get everywhere these days
darthcoercis: so basically paul is playing as the lego version of Dee Snider?
AGiantRoach: james found the minecraft
Asimech: Isn't Dee Snider clean shaven?
Asimech: He's more the film version of Zaphod.
TXC2: that's Paul, James is on the Right
Earthenone: james seems to be winning the game of kid or squid going on, paul hasent even painted yet
darthcoercis: @Asimech last time I saw anything new with him was in 2015, when he still had the hair, but after that i have nfi.
Asimech: @darthcoercis Paul's character has a beard, hence the comment about clean shaven. But yeah, AFAIK Snider still has the hair.
TXC2: so the green road then?
cheetoJack: come on James you gotta make Butter Road to make Adam proud
CrazymattCaptain: just paint everything
Mox_Hagdorm: I'm blue, da ba dee
darthcoercis: @Asimech paul's character has a beard? i've only seen his back-side.
TXC2: Dragon no!
Mox_Hagdorm: We Eragon now
Earthenone: dre is gone
7gorobei: James is the Night King
Koshindan: James, you don't need to chase the dragon to be happy.
Antimuffin: "I was only every truly happy when I was on the dragon!" - James
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon.
LRRbot: New quote #5732: "I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon." —James [2019-01-17]
Earthenone: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #2330: "By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash." —Cameron [2016-04-16]
Asimech: @darthcoercis Yes, it's really hard to see since it's the "painted on" type and the hair covers so much.
Mox_Hagdorm: Quality programming.
Asimech: That quote makes it sound like James is talking about a drug called "the dragon".
TXC2: "I was only happy when I was on the Dragon: A history of British controlled Hong Kong" Kappa
darthcoercis: oh wow, paul's character does have a beard. he's like a lego, peroxided version of dave grohl/
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, turn it into PUBG?
cheetoJack: can you copy the snow dragon?
red_shoes_jeff: Paul use the fighterjet!
AGiantRoach: there MUST be more dragons
TheWarbo: New season of GoT looks sweet
TXC2: James used DRAGON: it's super effective
Earthenone: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #1010: "Why did you go in the hole?! Don't go in the hole!" —Beej [2015-11-02]
darthcoercis: ah hell, it's 6:30am. I realy better go get breakfast cooking before my niece and nephew wake up, otherwise i'll have to deal with screaming toddlers.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Dragon OP
shamblingkrenshar: Dragons confirmed more powerful than cannons.
Asimech: That's because cannons and stuff aren't as cool as dragons.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Plz nerf Dragon
darthcoercis: have fun, everyone, and hopefully I'll catch ya on the flip side.
Taveena: Bun!
TXC2: darthcoercis yes go do that, VERY important
Koshindan: Bunny better than dragon.
RichardMcSundy: awwwwwwww
Garfy400: Put the bunny in the box
Earthenone: this bun empty YEET
Asimech: B, for bunny.
darthcoercis: @TXC2 i'
darthcoercis: m off to do that.
Mox_Hagdorm: yeet
darthcoercis: at some point, please make James yell "SPACESHIP!"
TXC2: "dance on your balls, cat bussing a handbag..."
Antimuffin: I love the smirk that he gets while dancing
Earthenone: how many V-bucks were these dances?
shrednecks just subscribed with Twitch Prime. shrednecks subscribed for 7 months in a row!
shrednecks: I was in the park wondering why a frisbee got bigger the closer it got. Then it hit me.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shrednecks! (Today's storm count: 21)
fiftymcnasty: what was the category for this week?
CrazymattCaptain: did you show off a bit of free build mode?
TXC2: lego games
Antimuffin: LEGO
red_shoes_jeff: "Yours only yours, walrus-tickle-dance-pants"
Asimech: Did you check the paint options since everything is now available?
Antimuffin: Ooh, lava paint?
Asimech: Lava paint: found.
TXC2: spleef, but with the lava paint cannon?
CrazymattCaptain: well on the tool circle top left had a toolbelt kind of thing with all the tools on the bottom of the screen
PatchworkWit: is this Lego craft?
ContingentCat: so butter road?
Asimech: I think James went Inkling on that lava.
Koshindan: Mario 64 physics!
fiftymcnasty: Make water
Earthenone: !findquote jam
LRRbot: Quote #2962: "I jammed it in at LEAST 3 times..." —James [2016-07-13]
Twinklebees: In Jaaaaam.
Asimech: Jamming isn't what it used to.
red_shoes_jeff: He's weak! FINISH HIM!
TXC2: Video James in video jams ?
Koshindan: You can paint sound.
Haberdashed: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2103: "WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL, KEEP GOING!" —Beej [2016-03-14]
LordZarano: Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-ow! -Mario
TXC2: oh no
7gorobei: paint a keyboard
TXC2: this could get WAY out of hand
TehAmelie: well, you did the intro to the Flash Gordon song pitch perfect there
Koshindan: You can change the size.
fiftymcnasty: Its white Paul, like a piano
TXC2: so Keyboard scene from Big?
CrazymattCaptain: it's black and white piano keys. you're on snow.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It does have a colour, but you painted it on a white surface
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 Pretty much. I suppose you could make a race track that played a song while ou ran.
Koshindan: How deep is the world?
Molladia: just finished an overnight and trying to stay awake, suggestions on what I should do?
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Shoot it until it dies.
Earthenone: does that help?
red_shoes_jeff: LRRbot's out for blood
devil_dan: All the coffee.
Molladia: Thanks James
Darth_Fishious: Cold shower followed by a hot coffee.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Was that a zombie, with the red eyes?
TXC2: theres gotta be an X ways to Y on staying awake no?
Earthenone: quick make 100 chickens whiile james is gone
ContingentCat: ^
TheWarbo: ^
CrazyZonie: @Earthenone I don't think Paul is familiar with the wrath that is known as Jo
Koshindan: lrrCOW
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Encase James in Chickens
chickenace11: i come in as soon as paul says chickens you say
Antimuffin: Fill the hole with chickens!
noSmokeFire: !card consign to the pit
LRRbot: Consign to the Pit [5B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Consign to the Pit deals 2 damage to that creature’s controller.
Mox_Hagdorm: lmao!
ContingentCat: then fill the pitt with chickens?
Mox_Hagdorm: I thought you were gonna go up at first.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just fill the entire hole with chickens
pencilsnake: Lmao it's a chicken reactor
shurtal: Is there a cream lego?
TXC2: !findquote chicken
LRRbot: Quote #3352: "I'm not letting you name our chickens." —Ian, to Cori [2016-08-31]
Antimuffin: Put a grate or something over it
TXC2: rare instance of Ian being sensible there
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Needs a LOT more chickens Paul
TheExactSame: npc totally gets it
CrazymattCaptain: more chickens
ContingentCat: she gets it
pencilsnake: MOAR CHIKEN
CrazyZonie: It's funny that lego person is laughing... seeing that paul doesn't know what the joke is.
SpacePotato01: fill it with lava
PendelSteven: 'Ello
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just fill it with chickens
SpacePotato01: the butt fire will propel him out
ContingentCat: you need more chickens down at the bottom
TXC2: hello PendelSteven welcome
TXC2: !clips
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Antimuffin: rofl
TheAinMAP: Bye James.
AGiantRoach: hahaha
Mox_Hagdorm: He's not coming back lol
CrazyZonie: Quick, Someone tell Serge and Jo
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You;re now shooting lights Paul
NimrodXIV: cluckcluckcluck
pencilsnake: You should show off more of the building mechanics
Antimuffin: cheer100 James you're lucky it was just chickens and not lava. Chat would have done lava.
Taveena: bokbokbokbok
Mox_Hagdorm: I think I like this game, I might pick it up.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: ANd he would have respawned in the Lava, over and over
TXC2: I KNEW James would fall in before Paul
noSmokeFire: "long. live. the king."
CrazyZonie: I have this game, and I don't really recomend it. there are better building games.
Koshindan: It has some stuff that minecraft should have.
SpacePotato01: If you like building lego spaceships, play Space Engineers
Mox_Hagdorm: The building is weird, but it seems like silly fun.
Antimuffin: Wait until there's another Steam sale with all the LEGO properties. They do that periodically, I got pretty much every LEGO game that way.
Taveena: Backflip into the chicken pit-
fiftymcnasty: Lego LotR ftw
Mox_Hagdorm: Yeah, I love those. I wasn't expecting to when they first came out.
HbombAndFriends: I was hoping you'd pick LEGO Rock Band.
Antimuffin: I've heard that LEGO Harry Potter is particularly good?
AGiantRoach: lego avengers was pretty good. the open world was fun
ritchards: why would you not be Batman?
ThePerrBearr: LEGO Island 2 is the best LEGO game
HbombAndFriends: LEGO Rock Band is the best LEGO game.
fiftymcnasty: Yeah lego Avengers was good
LoadingReadyRun: !goc
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Mox_Hagdorm: I also have a 5 year old, this seems like a good multiplayer game to play with kids.
CrazyZonie: @HbombAndFriends Yeah, but it only works on xbox 360
Spacecarl: Lego Island was the shit as a kid
OmnipotentTrevor: I liked the licensed LEGO games before they introduced voice acting. LEGO Indiana Jones and LEGO Star Wars
CrazyZonie: The build mechanics stink
Mox_Hagdorm: Learning curve, yeah
TXC2: Restrength
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Revengence?
TheWarbo: !findquote restraint
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: !goc
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Molladia: <message deleted>Raid Adam!!!!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
CrazymattCaptain: is Dark Souls a cute game?
TXC2: !events
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Molladia: <message deleted>RAID!!!!
Earthenone: dont call raids please
Molladia: sorry @Earthenone didn't know
TXC2: !discord
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Mox_Hagdorm: Thanks for the stream! It's always fun to catch y'all live :)
TXC2: !patreon
Earthenone: !patreon
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
Nightvalien28: chat would have done both
Antimuffin: You wouldn't like Beej when he's angry.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wait, Adam is going to do LRR MTG? Did you tell him? He is currently streaming.
ContingentCat: !whichcord
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Mox_Hagdorm: Somebody remind him :P
TXC2: bye
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
AntiCrepuscular peeks at seabats' channel to see the remindening :)
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
BloodnBullets: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (48m from now).