PhoenixMelior: what do you mean "either way"
Earthenone: from what i hear data is only between 1 and 2, and 3 and 4
PhoenixMelior: oh okay, that's fine then
PhoenixMelior: otherwise you'd be starting game 3 at like, level 80
Earthenone: well they are releasing a combo pack of cs1 and 2 for ps4
Earthenone: was what i meant by either way
Earthenone: like if you got it for the system still couldent do save transfer
Twinklebees: Yeah, there's just no save transfer between 2 and 3 even in the Japanese version.
PhoenixMelior: then I do not mind the change in platform at all
Earthenone: i do, but i dont have a ps4
Twinklebees: Which, presumably leads to a case of Schrodingers Girlfriend.
PhoenixMelior: lrrAWW
Earthenone: please, its called Shrodingers Waifu
LoadingReadyRun: stream will be starting about 5 min late
PhoenixMelior: thanks, presumably Kathleen
Earthenone: ohh neat, there is a stream today then!
Metric_Furlong: oh, better get going in that case
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees spoilers: Alisa is your girlfriend now.
Earthenone: nononono
PhoenixMelior: you don't have a say in this
TehAmelie: oh good, maybe i can watch this episode to the end
Twinklebees: Surely you want her over the Amazon with a buster sword?
Twinklebees: I can't imagine why it would be otherwise.
PhoenixMelior: Laura? Of course not, I'd take a twig over Alisa any day
Metric_Furlong is now picturing a rainforest wielding a massive sword
Twinklebees: Bit of an overpowered party member
TehAmelie: let the Amazon defend itself
PhoenixMelior: no kidding, an entire rainforest seems strong
Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (13s ago).
Metric_Furlong: depends on the RPG, really
cheetoJack: Looking at apartments took longer than expected but turns out hte place I'm moving to should be p nice
Earthenone: seems weak to fire and slashing damage
Twinklebees: Have you made any progress in CS2, btw phoenix? Or still horsing around?
TehAmelie: i've read a comic where the city of Tokyo turned into a mecha and bodyslammed a flying saucer. we could do rainforests
Twinklebees: cheetoJack: Woo \o/
PhoenixMelior: still horsing around
cheetoJack: literally my only complaint is that they control Internet/TV/Phone so you cant use any company. You have to use their service
Metric_Furlong: I'm lead to believe that one of the party members in Anachonox was an entire planet
PhoenixMelior: between dentists and too much social time I haven't played it much
Twinklebees: Yeah, that sounds familiar Metric
Twinklebees: Mhm
Weagle: cheetoJack that's suboptimal but unless it's horrid or hilariously overpriced it'll prooooooooobably be fine
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack yeah, that happens here too. But you're not going to be there long?
cheetoJack: Their service is 25 mbps for $50, 50 mbps for $75, or 75 mbps for $95. Considering right now I'm paying about $100 for 1Gbps its not great
Twinklebees: The trip to Nord in chapter 1 is probably my least favourite part of the game, actually. It's still the big empty green place, but the story hasn't really ramped up much
PhoenixMelior: geez internet is cheap there
cheetoJack: yeah thats why I'm not concerned, its... fine. 6 months is all I need
PhoenixMelior: I'm so jealous
Weagle: Oh that does seem hilariously overpriced
Weagle: Anyway, I should probably figure out what I'm having for lunch
PhoenixMelior: (for reference, the cheapest you can get anywhere in Calgary anymore is 25 down 2.5 up for 80 bucks a month)
Twinklebees: I should probably engage in food myself.
Twinklebees: But first, dungeon
PhoenixMelior: (and there's a cap on broadband)
Weagle: Eugh, that sucks Phoenix
Weagle: I at least get 300 down for that much here even with Comcast, although I also have a 1tb cap
PhoenixMelior: coincidentally, that's also the price of a new video game these days
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Earthenone: i have comcast so i hit the data cap every november at least
Weagle: I actually didn't cap in November
Weagle: December, though, randomly I did
PhoenixMelior: I didn't either but it definitely went up
TXC2: I have no cap, but I only get 4mb down :P
Talin06: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (4m ago).
rf232: i have 100mbps down for ~20$
PhoenixMelior: my consumption of podcasts has changed my internet consumption, which I consider a relatively good thing
PhoenixMelior: ah, Poland.
Weagle: Would be nice
Earthenone: i have 2 roomates so i imagine i will be capping a lot more often now
sir_jack_DB: hello humans
TXC2: hello sir_jack_DB welcome
sir_jack_DB: do you want to go skateboards?
Earthenone: !findquote skate
LRRbot: Quote #3275: "I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!" —Kate [2016-08-21]
TXC2: what about ice skating cats?
cheetoJack: Ice Skating Cats sounds lovely.
PhoenixMelior: oh right, I have to buy US currency this weekend
PhoenixMelior: gross.
TXC2: indeed it is is, it's all the same size
TehAmelie: they don't accept anything that says "dollars" on it? huh
Earthenone: make sure to get the right ammount, it isent colour coded like yours
PhoenixMelior: so is ours, txc2 :P
PhoenixMelior: Earthenone yes it is
Earthenone: it is?!
PhoenixMelior: I've seen american currency, there are different shades of green on the different bills
TXC2: PhoenixMelior yes, but yours has the decency to have Braille on it
cheetoJack: are there?
PhoenixMelior: yes?
TehAmelie: i'm sad for blind people who have to handle money in general but especially in the US
DarkMorford: I think that might just be printing variation. I don't think they're intended to be different greens.
Traion: Hey Chat, I see our handsome daters are late? :)
TXC2: good stream title good
Earthenone: i was going to compare bills but they are all ones
PhoenixMelior: they're all different colours
cheetoJack: Through the years yeah I've seen a fair few different colors on bills but I presumed it was just yeah, printing variations
DarkMorford: Huh, I'd never noticed that.
Dared00: hi chatspeople, are we dating today
TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
cheetoJack: so they are different colors, just not different enough for the americans to notice :p
PhoenixMelior: so, stop calling our money "monopoly money", ya Americans :P
TehAmelie: are the backs all green?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Now Kiss! returns with some more "fun" dating sims. Destroy the gender binary! Mgrgrgrgr!! | ||
mtvcdm: I see we're playing Mgrgrgrgr! today.
PhoenixMelior: monopoly money is LITERALLY coloured like American money
TXC2: cheetoJack theres something deep in that statement
Dared00: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior you mean this isn't your money?
cheetoJack: lrrBEEJ
Dared00: Well that's a nice surprise, Events page wasn't showing Now Kiss on the schedule
Earthenone: !calsurvey
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TXC2: !events
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TehAmelie: hmm, should i take a drink for every time there's a kiss? seems like a gamble
ubsan_: destroying gender is my kink
PhoenixMelior: txc2 !events doesn't help when the events aren't there :P
cheetoJack: TehAmelie you'll either be stone cold sober or very tipsy
adi_pie: I heard we're breaking stuff today?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior thats why I'm checking it
chickenace11: TehAmelie make something like tea so that way you will be ok no matter what
Stellapacifica: Morning all! We seem to be crushing gender today? What a mood.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TehAmelie: the gender binary can suck my ladydingdong
TXC2: I want that gif of Lenin from the Simpsons "Must crush Gender binary"
Freshly_Toasted: Right on time!
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NimrodXIV: Yay, a stream! a distraction I desperately need right now
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Grab coins and don't get electrocuted.
alexwhitechats: It’s the game I recommended! Won’t be able to stay long because work but the game is GENDERQRECKED, it won several awards, and is very good. Made by Ryro Acae and programmed by Heather Robertson of EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER
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Theycallmejokke: Do we know who will pilot the co-host seat this evning?
hella_qh: Im all for Destruction :D
PhoenixGayming: Matt apparently
Freshly_Toasted: Oh I forgot about Mgrgrgr!
Theycallmejokke: Oh cool
alexwhitechats: *GENDERWRECKED
PhoenixGayming: according to my email notification
TehAmelie: Metapunks is on my wishlist. . .
Stellapacifica: Sweet
Stellapacifica: Live mic?
TehAmelie: oh, i think qrecked works
TXC2: Here we go!
TehAmelie: it's like pwned
TheMerricat: hot mic
Earthenone: lrrFRUMP
PhoenixGayming: its 4.15am i should go to bed :(
Stellapacifica: Hiiiii
Dared00: ayyyyy
TehAmelie: halo
BrindleBoar: dat axe pin tho
RoseShark: Heyo! slytqHi
TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Matt
KV1NN4: WHOA.. i wans't sure which schedule was correct...
adi_pie: Hello, Kathleen, and Matt.
Traion: Morning Kathleen and Matt! When is Hot Elf gonna make an appearance on Now Kiss? :P
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Mathleen?
TXC2: LRRning things
TehAmelie: you have a program called Axe Hand? is that on purpose?
Earthenone: Kaatt
TheSeg: There more we know! 🌈
SachielOne: Training the rookie streamer, I see.
Dared00: @TehAmelie of course, it's made by Ian ;D
Earthenone: the dark souls of gay visual novels
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Earthenone: pride69
TehAmelie: an interactive shitpost
Stellapacifica: I too am a shitpost
Freshly_Toasted: Chat will keep notes!
ANameYouCanRead: My Mugrgr is ready
TXC2: my whole life is a shitpost :P
Countjondi: I don't belive chat
Mangledpixel: Mrgrgr isn't a person, it's an.... event?
Earthenone: Blink184 now?
accountmadeforants: Oh right, the adventures of BLINK183
chickenace11: bowling for soup
TXC2: Mrgrgr is an Expresion
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Damaris1034: Yay! I'm in time for MRGRGR!
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TehAmelie: DTF
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wheeee!
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mathonwy: I'm here for Let's Kiss! Niiiice.
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accountmadeforants: Oh man, I just noticed that the cursor is a little fist
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh shit, is it time to get MRGRGRed?!
Mangledpixel: plain
Mangledpixel: not pain
PhoenixMelior: Remember chat, Mrgrgr, is actually Edea from Bravely Default's catch phrase.
TXC2: Life is pain Princess
ArcOfTheConclave: How goes watch and kiss?
TehAmelie: plain and pain is basically the same thing
RoseShark: I almost always miss this stream live, so happy to be here!
chickenace11: so this is a watch and kiss stream? Since they are playing the worst dating sim
TXC2: hello RoseShark welcome
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Earthenone: big Mgrgrgr
thirsty_kitteh waves to chatfirends
ArcOfTheConclave: Watch + Kiss!
RoseShark: Big Mood right out the gate.
hella_qh: Now Mood
Orichlepidopter: Mgrgrgr describes my current big mood about right.
mathonwy: Hey! You could read my name if you knew Welsh deities...
androgyknits: smash the patriarchy mgrgrgrgrgr
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.
LRRbot: New quote #5733: "Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
TheSeg: cheer50 I approve of renaming the stream to "Big Moods"
JomAmman: @thirsty_kitteh mvdKiss gdqHeart
TXC2: you OK thirsty_kitteh ?
Skasher4430: cheer1000 hello guys
Moroklumpen: I just jumped in. Who's today's protagonist?
ArcOfTheConclave: How about Hot Takes
TheSeg: Hello! I'm the only one in my department at work, so I catch the stream. :)
Earthenone: @Moroklumpen TLC
TXC2: hello TheSeg welcome
Freshly_Toasted: The waifu has arrived
Earthenone: !findquote cliff
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
TheSeg: And I'm actually able to get to work. San Francisco's been a wet windy mess with trees down and power lines snapped.
MikeSmith916: Have we seen this art in other terrible games?
ArcOfTheConclave: cave your face
Alahmnat: the manwaifu
TXC2: I'll cave your big stupid butiful face in
Mangledpixel: Teal'c?
TXC2: *beautiful
mathonwy: He's homeless.
hella_qh: slam 2
TheSeg: Right to the point.
mathonwy: Let's smash!
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put additional pylons in Smash, you cowards!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think its a mix of 3 and 4 aint it?
Freshly_Toasted: First mrgrgr of the stream!
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Hugh_Munculus: A MRGRGR ensues...
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Alahmnat: MGRGR!
RoseShark: I do kind of love this concept. slytqLOL
adi_pie: HA
mathonwy: He wants to smash! But, he wants it to be his idea.
adi_pie: I missed this last time.
TXC2: I like how we can see the entire out line of his pec
Mattmitchell45: Oh jesus...this Persona Mood is big
ArcOfTheConclave: I vote dog treat
adi_pie: I am 100% with Kathleen. I hear Persona 4 music, and I cannot help but like this game more.
accountmadeforants: I'm not a Persona fan, but this music is still great.
mathonwy: Bury face!
RoseShark: Persona music is pretty good.
aussie_rob_w: It’s Matt and Kathleen! lrrDARK
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DKS04Saturn: I thought there was no Now Kiss this week :0 Glad to have been wrong <3
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aussie_rob_w: lrrSPOOP katesHug2
aussie_rob_w: LUL
Kumakaori: wait P5 music XD?
Kumakaori: er P4**
sbenda13: This dialogue is amazing
aussie_rob_w: Dear Dr Kathleen, how come any time a car comes up in a LRR joke for being terrible, it’s a Vandura?
TheSeg: Ah, good old LucasArts® reference. :)
adi_pie: Oh, hey, it's MySpace.
adi_pie: :P
chickenace11: I want that cat
TXC2: it's like pinto
Earthenone: !findquote chonk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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LordZirroc: Yey! Long since I caught a stream live...
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RoseShark: It is a pretty big fluffy cat.
Xcuube: what a bode cat
Mewdog: it is a funny word
rybackgaming: is that just shamelessly stolen P4 music?
Earthenone: no shame, only bad dating
TXC2: rybackgaming yeap
sparrowsdinner: what game is being played?
aussie_rob_w: The latest Panalysts had a joke about it, and the QWRP truck was a Vandura as well, as I recall
ancientspark: Even robots like me?
aussie_rob_w: It was very funny, both times, it’s true.
aussie_rob_w: Thankyou!
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Dating Sims: The Visual Novel
Mewdog: <3
aussie_rob_w: @ancientspark beep boop. Hi robot friend!
Soul1355: @sparrowsdinner worst dating sim
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The callouts are one of my favourite things about this stream TBH
accountmadeforants: A very forgetful lad, this protagonist
LordZirroc: Why TLC...?
TehAmelie: i literally dream of overcoming being raised as a man to the point i'm able to cry in front of people
aussie_rob_w: YIKES
TXC2: LordZirroc 'cause it's all the things we gonna do it on Kappa
LordZirroc: Right...
Soul1355: girls I think?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @LordZirroc Continuing the 90s band theme I assume?
Talin06: cat
rybackgaming: The Kanji is strong in this one.
RoseShark: You'd be right, protagonist.
Soul1355: it was are you gay
BlueMechanic: the first is least accusatory
Earthenone: 3?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: YEah it's 3
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MadAran87: This -is- a nightmare scenario, yes? At least we're sharing it with friends?
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DKS04Saturn: Are you gya
Damaris1034: I think it was 3 from last stream
Soul1355: yeah
DKS04Saturn: *gay
adi_pie: That's an awfully direct question for someone we just met.
Baldrash: I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they straight-up stole a Persona 4 music track.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This game is not here for your logic :p
adi_pie: You can also realize you don't care for either. it's fine.
t3h_f1gm3nt: love who you want when you feel like it
ArcOfTheConclave: Ace!
TXC2: turns out sexuality is REAL complicated
TehAmelie: it's okay to not know everything, even about yourself!
RoseShark: You can like both, or neither.
Prince_Nocturne: Asexuality addressed in a dating sim!? what magic is this!?
rybackgaming: bussing preach Kathleen. thank you for the bi psa... AND an ACE CHARACTER!? HELL YEAH
Alahmnat: this has, so far, been the classiest shitpost
Stellapacifica: I'm gray-ace and bi, and love this beautiful shitpost of a game
TXC2: being scared of the dark is not wussy, it's sensible
TXC2: Ninja live in the dark
rybackgaming: demi and bi, and omg this speaks to me on a personal level.
MadAran87: The kerning on those lower case L's is bugging me >_>
Prince_Nocturne: He's hard on himself because he realizes how ridiculously large his neck is
TXC2: Stellapacifica gray ace?
Sanityis0verrated: Ooooooo time for for MGrge
Mangledpixel: MadAran87 yeh, monospace fonts should really have foots on the lowercase l to fill out the character box
DKS04Saturn: Park
Earthenone: park
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Park
rybackgaming: just all the P4 backgrounds. waiting for Yosuke to cycle by and land in a garbage can head first
t3h_f1gm3nt: get MRGRGRed
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: TOO SLOOOW
TehAmelie: headcanon: the guy is literally Bender from breakfast Club
p_johnston: park.
hyralt: Ugh. I didn't notice the keming until you pointed it out.
t3h_f1gm3nt: its a shitpost with heart
Earthenone: there is a save point later
Earthenone: we got to it last time
RoseShark: The game knows what it is, and I respect that.
ABlackSwan: hello internet friends
TXC2: hello ABlackSwan welcome
MadAran87: I mean, who doesn't cry while watching adorable animals?
Stellapacifica: @TXC2 infrequent or very selective attraction. For example I've had maybe half a dozen people in my life that I've experienced any of that kind of attraction to, but since there are any I'm not 100%
rybackgaming: Race me, TLC!
hyralt: Hello
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the roguelike of dating sims
TXC2: Stellapacifica ah ok cool
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Greetings Matt, Chatt and Kattleen
TXC2: hello CollapsingHrungDisaster welcome
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also if you press skip it will just fast-forward the dialogue super fast, dunno if you prefer that to confirming every skip
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GalacticBoredom: animal planet, stop crying, Girls, Gay sounds like a teen novel
DKS04Saturn: Asexual is not the same as aromantic
p_johnston: all these are safe i think.
Mewdog: yeah i find all sorts of folks hot and cool but dont really wanna do any sex stuff
DKS04Saturn: Thank you for saying it!
KidAmn: As someone who is ace aro it's nice to be on a part of the internet that can have a conversation about this sort of thing without half the chat being timed out. I'm not really contributing, just wanted to say that.
Kophnic: What is this "Ace"?
rybackgaming: all of this. all of this.
TXC2: Kophnic ace = asexual
KidAmn: @Kophnic Asexual
Alahmnat: Ace = asexual
Sanityis0verrated: people are complicated
Mt_Storm: AsexualPride
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I'm probably autochorissexual? Which is so fringe that explaining it is... yeah
Stellapacifica: @KidAmn Yup, LRRchat best chat lrrHEART
RoseShark: Yep, very true. slytqHeart
Kophnic: Ah, thx
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Hella romantic though
TXC2: KidAmn lrrHEART
TheSeg: Big Mood in game, Big Mood in talk. :)
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is one of the reasons I love LRR lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DKS04Saturn: You can ask all of them
p_johnston: gang!
Alahmnat: LRR and the chat is super great,keep being awesome y'all lrrHEART
TXC2: I mean, I know my waist size.....
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: "who records that?", People who are awkward shapes an order nerd T-shirts online :p
GaiaX: Is this the new Allegiance set?
TXC2: yes, this man is Gruul
DKS04Saturn: Yakitori
Dix: Weirdest MTGO skin I've ever seen
GaiaX: lool
KidAmn: I'm glad they got Shoji Meguro in to do the soundtrack for Allegiance. Not sure how it'll translate to paper.
Earthenone: @dix Izzit?
DKS04Saturn: You got punched for the charm last week, so prolly bros?
chickenace11: I don't now Mgrgrgrgr sounds like something a card would do on arena
Scarbble: bros!
GaiaX: charm
Talin06: bros
Mt_Storm: Charm was game over, yeah
TehAmelie: mostly asexual homoromantic transgender person here, if we're raising hands
Earthenone: 2 he was silent when talking about brother?
Comeback323: bros
DKS04Saturn: Bros
Kumakaori: bros?
hyralt: Bros
Angnor33: bros
TXC2: which choice lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
adi_pie: "Who would be mad if you said you wanted to be friends?" Let's find out! :P
GaiaX: Bro test
Kumakaori: XD
GaiaX: omg this is amazing
adi_pie: The "bro test". Eat a whole can of Axe body spray.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh that is VERY Gruul
rtx777: I... think you're locked in the basement now.
TXC2: the Grotesque bro test?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: We will be bros but only if you pass my PUNCH QUIZ
GaiaX: 7 he'll clock you
Earthenone: yes my gatekeeper
DKS04Saturn: No
Talin06: 3
TristalMTG: Yes
Angnor33: Yes
chickenace11: oh great an impossible situation for Kathleen
CrazymattCaptain: depends
ANameYouCanRead: Is he Jund?
Countjondi: Yes
GaiaX: What was he wearing?
Mangledpixel: 4
hyralt: Depends
Talin06: i am guessing
TristalMTG: he's wearing grey, isn't he
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Tell him true bros are lineart and you can't tell what colours they like
p_johnston: yes?
GaiaX: Not a true bro
PsychicRobot: no, he's Rakdos
adi_pie: Oh, god, he's right.
tergonis: ah, the pedantry bros
JefftheFridge: it's the only good colour
hyralt: Ha
KidAmn: if black isn't a colour, what did we just fade to
Sanityis0verrated: it is fair
Koios7: the absence of light
TXC2: black is a shade?
hyralt: We faded to a shade
orellien2773: “Any Color so long as it’s black” :D
Comeback323: What does the auto do in the bottom?
chickenace11: why is there a cat on the skip screen ?
TXC2: Comeback323 skips over dialogue to the choice
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah use auto, it should FF any text you've already seen
TehAmelie: in the dark, all colors are black
DKS04Saturn: Depends?
TristalMTG: depends
p_johnston: depends?
TXC2: yes
Comeback323: depends
accountmadeforants: Anyone can be a bro, not everyone has facial hair
DKS04Saturn: I wanna say Killer whales xD
JefftheFridge: bald bros allowed
TristalMTG: dogs
Comeback323: cats
GaiaX: cats
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Bro's seems pretty inclusive
Countjondi: dogs
Talin06: cats
tergonis: the answer is yes
hyralt: Cats
CrazymattCaptain: cats
Angnor33: Killer Wales.
JefftheFridge: kathleen can't not answer cats
Dared00: Depends.
Cepsys: orca!
chickenace11: another impossible choice for kathleen
Mangledpixel: if you go by the etymology, a colour is any pigment (including black). It comes from the Latin 'colos' meaning pigment, from the Proto-Indo-European root *ḱel- meaning covering/concealing
GaiaX: clocked
chickenace11: Well i'm not a true bro then
Kumakaori: oh cmon XD!
p_johnston: hes blushing!
TXC2: wales?
CrazymattCaptain: whales
JefftheFridge: killer dogs?
red_shoes_jeff: KILLER WHALES!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He obviously DOES love cats too, you're just not close enough for that yet
Talin06: dogs the "enemy" of cats?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Dog whales?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wait that's just seals
FeverRadish: I say orcas?
DKS04Saturn: We know he secretly likes cats and likes treats in the shape of dogs, let's see what he thingks of killer whales?
chickenace11: Everything that isn't a cat is an enemy to the cats
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Dogs
accountmadeforants: Dogs, mankinds best bro
GaiaX: dogs
red_shoes_jeff: WHALES!
Angnor33: Killer Wales.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: DOGS DOGS DOGS
Mangledpixel: flip a coin?
ReydienOnline: dogs are in fact Man's best friend
Talin06: lrrSPOT
GaiaX: Dogs are bros
Akaiatana: Go Rakdos and coin flip?
hyralt: Dogs
TristalMTG: the correct answer is dogs, which probably means the right answer is whales
Stellapacifica: Orcas are on animal planet TM though
TXC2: dog or whale lrrbot?
Temperature_Droplet: he liked the dog treats
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Walk around the fire.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Whales are good but dogs are Good
BellaDante__: whale
TristalMTG: yep, called it
red_shoes_jeff: HA!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: WHAAAAAT
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: IT is a lie
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Keep skipping, turn on Auto
JefftheFridge: dogs are the truest bros
GaiaX: Man this guy's a real douche
Akaiatana: watch that be the end of the game and all three answers are wrong
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote mrgrgr
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dared00: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing Auto isn't skipping, Auto is just autoplay at normal speed, from what I remember about Ren'Py
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Or press CTRL IIRC?
JomAmman: !advice
LRRbot: Remove human skin.
JomAmman: oh goodness
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: OKay it's skip then
adi_pie: Everyone likes animals in some form or another.
adi_pie: Some less cooked than others.
Dared00: Oh yeah, you can usually skip by holding CTRL
Stellapacifica: Whippet good?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I HAS WHIPPET
Akaiatana: If I weren't living in a bachelor I'd get an orca for sure
chickenace11: I like animals more then people
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He is the goodest boy
Sannindi: How do I know? Process of elimination!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Better than a silly orca
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Though he is blad and white)
Kumakaori: wat. OH CMON
DKS04Saturn: Pretty sure it's option 4: C19H2802
Earthenone: nice
Countjondi: hahahahahahahahahahah
CrazymattCaptain: XD
Kumakaori: good answer Kathleen
gsyhiap: LUL
KV1NN4: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa
DKS04Saturn: Option 4: C19H2802
Xcuube: WHY
Earthenone: if only cam was here
accountmadeforants: Option 4
KV1NN4: amazing
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Game pls
TristalMTG: it's 4
ReydienOnline: C19H28O2 is Testosterone
adi_pie: It's 4
RoseShark: slytqLOL
Alahmnat: what the what
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shoot. idk why I thought there wasn't no kiss today, i'm glad i saw the announcement n the discord.Hi Matt Kathleen and chat
Dared00: C19H28O2
Angnor33: C19H28O2
stevestein: Don't believe chat what's wrong with you?
Dared00: chat has Wikipedia
TristalMTG: LRRChat is like the only not horribly toxic twitch chat there is
Kumakaori: thank goodness.
chickenace11: Chat is wikipedia
GaiaX: YES
Kumakaori: fsk.
accountmadeforants: Aw
DKS04Saturn: Yes?
Earthenone: yes
accountmadeforants: So cute
Talin06: 4
Countjondi: the second one
TristalMTG: it's the third one
Dared00: DEPENDS
Kumakaori: YES #1!
chickenace11: no i like cats
JefftheFridge: No
hey_strawberry: is this the chad simulator?
GaiaX: yes 2
adi_pie: Is this the Jeopardy music?
mtvcdm: WHAT
gsyhiap: Jebaited
coolbond: i think yes 3
Dared00: ahahahaha
TXC2: "yes" "are you?" "I mean in time I could" "ARE YOU?!" ""
Countjondi: hahahahahahahah
ReydienOnline: let the time run out?
Alahmnat: I want only one of these Yeses to be right
Kumakaori: XD
Soul1355: lol
Alahmnat: *falls over laughing*
accountmadeforants: Syke!
TristalMTG: nice
Mewdog: omg
BellaDante__: i hope there is a wrong answer
Kumakaori: freakin troll question XD/
RoseShark: Wow game. slytqLOL
GaiaX: now lets bang
BellaDante__: YEAH!!!!
chickenace11: this seems like something that LRR would do during a LRL segment
Alephred: What a lovely background.
chickenace11: So he has a noise machine in his pockets making the ding and buzz that we hear \
Alahmnat: I kinda wish the game actually changed your name to bro
GaiaX: consent laws
Earthenone: 23/2 +7
Countjondi: also saying people are younger than yhey look can be a very surprisingly well taken compliment.
MolaMolaphant: thuggable, if you will
Akaiatana: My younger sister has always looked older than me. It's weird
accountmadeforants: Keep ergh-ing like that and you too will master the MRGRGR.
TXC2: I look about 20 when I was 14, and have barely changed since
Akaiatana: Dream sequence?
TXC2: other then, you know balding and putting on like 30 lbs :P
Koios7: MRGRGR in your dreams
TXC2: are.....are we drunk?
Earthenone: im disapointed he couldent mgrgrgr you in your dreams freddy cruger style
chickenace11: Well the clock has no hands so how would you know
SydPreviouslyHeadache: im glad i caught this stream
TXC2: theres a lot more to this game then I expected
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah
Martinkaca: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (2:28 from now).
TehAmelie: whoa, the game has other characters?
RoseShark: No way will this lie backfire.
accountmadeforants: Quick, subject her to the bro test!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: choices?
Alephred: Me nine u?
sandel3: hi everyone
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
postmodernpajamawrestler: oof
TXC2: hello sandel3 welcome
red_shoes_jeff: Mrgrgr!
postmodernpajamawrestler: hey there
accountmadeforants: Hey bro, I thought you were a true bro. We tested this.
postmodernpajamawrestler: I thought you were bad. turns out you're just fam...
postmodernpajamawrestler: bae* lol
accountmadeforants: Ey man don't grab his shoulders, they got spikes on em.
accountmadeforants: Now we too get to MRGRGR
TXC2: game, you cant just put the word bro in front of everything
DKS04Saturn: Punch with your best ?
postmodernpajamawrestler: kinky
t3h_f1gm3nt: omg it IS yosuke
hyralt: Best
p_johnston: best.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Punch like you mean it
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
Alahmnat: the squeaky toy sfx was stupendous
postmodernpajamawrestler: who eats daily?
UncannyJimjams: Hey Kathleen, hey Matt, hey chat!
TXC2: hello UncannyJimjams welcome
postmodernpajamawrestler: every other day feasts are where its at
Terratina: Hullo
sandel3: Hi @UncannyJimjams !
postmodernpajamawrestler: hey
t3h_f1gm3nt: looks like we about to get saved
chickenace11: I can't tell if the thugs names are brilliant or lazy or both
t3h_f1gm3nt: new thug who dis?
accountmadeforants: Ooh, maybe one of his siblings?
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah :b emoji:
TXC2: the hotter bad boi!
Countjondi: Brother
sir_jack_DB: "yo"
Countjondi: calling it
tergonis: etsugi's brother, deffo
Alahmnat: oh no choices!
DKS04Saturn: Are we adopting another thug?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game is a fair big longer than I expected
TheBeardedFool: Is this pron? :O
JefftheFridge: light novels are kosher
TXC2: TheBeardedFool technically no
t3h_f1gm3nt: inb4 megu is estuji's sis
adi_pie: Or had a sister, in any case.
postmodernpajamawrestler: the barmitsphas
Invitare: Cats again?
Earthenone: its now kiss, its always cats
chickenace11: Now Cats?!
noSmokeFire: Kicks Supreme is my wrestler name
TXC2: I dont know, saying "I can't" about Murder seems like a good thing
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wholesome thugs :p
Earthenone: does he know the Helluva Kick?
t3h_f1gm3nt: is he narcoleptic?
accountmadeforants: He's out past his bedtime?
PsychicRobot: @txc2 you gotta try monkaTOS
accountmadeforants: Awesome
Koios7: earthbound emulator, ROFL
postmodernpajamawrestler: nice
red_shoes_jeff: EARTHBOUND!?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: amazing
Mt_Storm: Actual gameplay startles everyone!
sir_jack_DB: O.O
ArcOfTheConclave: Best game ever!
postmodernpajamawrestler: have fun with real time damage
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh my GOD
TXC2: good time for me to get a frame drop there :P
chickenace11: This game is just a whole series of crapshots strung together into a game
postmodernpajamawrestler: oof not even how earthbound works
Earthenone: bro? bro.. BRO!!!!!!!!
TXC2: ah poo butts
stumpinaut: MRGRGR?
postmodernpajamawrestler: lame
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Good lord
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This may be a shitpost but it would be a lot better with saves
postmodernpajamawrestler: to be clear I meant the earthbound parts not being like earthbound are lame
MatthewDennisMTG: lrrMGRGR would be a great emote for this show
thegreatwyrdling: Who's playing?
Earthenone: matt and kathleen
thegreatwyrdling: Thanks.
TXC2: and we're back
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's pretty good
RoseShark: Definitely seen worse.
SkylerRingtail: Wasn't there an option to continue skipping after making a choice?
TehAmelie: there is a certain strength in seeking the lowest form of artistic expression. see: comic books for thje last 100 years
t3h_f1gm3nt: *cough cough* ozmafia *cough*
dougma: I just really want to play persona 5 for some unknown reason..... Kappa
stormshot14: we've seen worse on this show
Aitsu111: lol
TXC2: that weird llama dating game was bad
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh, what if you need to do the talking session for good end?
t3h_f1gm3nt: the llama one was just boring
CommiePuddin: I just came in and how many run-throughs is this?
Koios7: Hit B
Koios7: See what A says
DKS04Saturn: Thug b?
Aitsu111: why is the music from persona 4 playing during stuff its confusing me
phorrestgaze: rip
Koios7: Because the creator has good taste in music
hyralt: Whelp
Aitsu111: ok
t3h_f1gm3nt: looks like thug B holds all the power
TheSeg: I'd love to see a speedrun. :)
RoseShark: The creator likes Persons I'd wager.
silenceaux: The person who made this is rather prolific
accountmadeforants: So I've opened up the renpy script, so I can give you the right answers this time if you'd like to save time.
TehAmelie: i mean it's like "Maus is good for a comic book"
RoseShark: *Persona slytqLOL
chickenace11: TheSeg what do you think we are doing now
ThorSokar: well, Jacob does hate it, haha
TheSeg: @chickenace11 Not quite an optimal run. ;)
Akaiatana: Would you say this game is Rogue-ish?
noSmokeFire: I would *love* a roguelike dating sim. randomized paths, romance an @ sign, get eaten by giant ants...
randomino5: a roguelike dating sim? if anyone turns you down once, you lose
wicker_knight: more King's Quest than Rogue
t3h_f1gm3nt: true that wicker
wicker_knight: I will say, this is a shockingly long and involved "shitpost"
TXC2: a roguelike dating sim is just real life Kappa
wicker_knight: too true
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just crit : )
silenceaux: The Earthbound SFX tho
stormshot14: I want to play earthbound now
Rhynerd: Did you level up?
Rhynerd: Also, Hi.
TXC2: hello Rhynerd welcome
TXC2: pro tip: dont kick in a street fight if dont have to
loudestmute just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, loudestmute! (Today's storm count: 13)
silenceaux: Oh right, Not Alberta
TXC2: why is the Drinking age so high in the US/Canada?
Invitare: the drinking age in Canada is 21?
Earthenone: it varies by province
chickenace11: my mom started doing that with me when I was about 15ish i think
TehAmelie: i used to babysit my little brother at 12 years old, even after he fell out a window
wicker_knight: in the US, evangelical christians. In Canada, don't know, but I'd guess it has to do with being next to the US
hyralt: Drinking age in bc is 19
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: TRUE FEELS
Kumakaori: "done talking," so yeah, open discussion
accountmadeforants: It's an open discussion, yeah
sopranocat: idk I sure don't want people who are learning to drive to also be able to legally drink alcohol
silenceaux: Getting straight to the Point
TehAmelie: here in sweden, you have to be 18 to get a drink at a bar but 20 to buy one at the licquor ctore
drcanonball: persona music?
sopranocat: it's bad enough enough that they're dumb teenagers
hyralt: Going left to right across the provinces, it alternates between 19 and 18.
sopranocat: And I said that when -I- was a teenager
t3h_f1gm3nt: pls don't MRGRGR usd
t3h_f1gm3nt: us
Zhedor: @sopranocat actually that works really well here in germany, because by the time they start to learn to drive at 18 they already know how much drinking affects them
sopranocat: But then I also think it's wrong that people can be enlisted before they can drink
Rhynerd: Fair.
chickenace11: in some states have laws that say if your parents are around and give consent you may drink alcohol
Zhedor: Drinking age is 16 for anything below 10% alcohol
Zhedor: in germany
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Not driving until 18 whaaa~?
TXC2: in the UK can Drink at 15 with a meal
Invitare: oh that's even younger
t3h_f1gm3nt: usually the younger drinking age is restricted to just beers. no hard liquer
accountmadeforants: In the Netherlands you were allowed to drink beer at 16, the rest at 18. But recently that was raised to 18 for everything.
Amentur: You're allowed to drink earlier when with a guardian/parent and nothing hard
stormshot14: the argument I have for enlisting while not being allowed to drink is maybe we should raise the enlistment age
thegreatwyrdling: You can start drinking at 16 in Denmark.
Quinten727: Yo
Mangledpixel: TXC2 and you can technically drink from the age of 7 at home
wicker_knight: well, very watered down beer
TehAmelie: here you can drive a moped at 15 and start learning to drive at 16. . .
sopranocat: @zhedor well, I also think we should make driving licensing much more difficult like it is in Germany because then it takes some real commitment to get one, and that would weed out a lot of the irresponislbe ones who think it's a right and not a privilege
wicker_knight: I'd guess american piss-lager probably has a lot in common with medieval beer
Mangledpixel: and there's even provision in law for infants to be given alcohol, but only by a medical professional in emergency circumstances
sopranocat: @stormshot14 exactly what I think
silenceaux: That tasteful side shoulder
wicker_knight: @sopranocat assuming you live in the US, good luck with that. Too much of our infrastructure is car-based
Zhedor: I don't know enoug about licenses elsewhere, they wouldn't let me get one when i was in high school in the us :D
TehAmelie: i know there's one country where the requirement to get a driver's licence is backing between two cones without destroying them
glitched_goddess: Yeah I’m having a hard time parsing that pose.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: "YES it is necessary game, I am only one artist!"
noSmokeFire: clearly he has one short arm and one long arm, so this is the only way for him to be comfortable
Koios7: And this was how Etsuji met your parents
noSmokeFire: that or he has lobster claws
sopranocat: @wicker_knight Well, partially that's our fault for destroying the train system. Yes I'm still mad about that.
TXC2: no hands, no feet, the way Rob libfield intended Kappa
wicker_knight: @sopranocat also not investing in streetcars and allowing bus systems to decay
Zhedor: In defense of american car-infrastructure: Theres a lot of areas where anything else is highly impractical(rural areas etc)
wicker_knight: no worries, I hear you
TehAmelie: well clearly if our society could survive baby drops lany egal drinking limits can't be too lax
noSmokeFire: no gods, no kings, only flippers
sopranocat: @wicker_knight Yep
TehAmelie: *legal
silenceaux: If you're on your own, you learn to cook or you go broke (imo)
Earthenone: impressive to cook so well with hands in pockets
chickenace11: oh no
Zhedor: Oh, don't worry the german train system is pretty crumbly as well
TehAmelie: if it's breaking the night's fast, it's breakfast
TXC2: Zhedor really?
chickenace11: he did what we all want to do
TehAmelie: brunch!
glitched_goddess: Are we trying to bone him?
TehAmelie: in the afternoon!
Sanityis0verrated: this is how it starts
silenceaux: We absolutely are trying to bone
TXC2: I mean I'm from the UK, so trains existing is an improvement from what we have :P
Zhedor: Yup, gross mismanagement. Mind the local public transport is more or less functional, but its cheaper and faster to drive across country than to go by train. usually more comfortable too
Zhedor: Ours have the tendency to overheat in the summer and not be heated in the winter...
accountmadeforants: Silent treatment
Aitsu111: awww
Earthenone: Elipsies
accountmadeforants: Oh dang too late
TXC2: Zhedor right
t3h_f1gm3nt: so etsuji is tsundere. got it
sopranocat: Wow the system's gone done fast in ~counts~ holy bus 15 years since I've been to Germany ~gloom~ I'm so old.......
Earthenone: Etsundere
glitched_goddess: Well it’s not like it’s gay. You just gotta remember to shout “no homo”
HeirSquared: Who's this handsome fellow??
HeirSquared: And where can I play this
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Earthenone lrrWOW
accountmadeforants: I've got the script open here, so I can just straight up give you all the answers if you'd like.
TehAmelie: fun fact: Steinbeck's favorite drink was reportedly "death in the afternoon"
Zhedor: @TXC2 so, its essentially the same as my experiences in the uk. the Tube works fine, but going from london to cardiff? not so much :D
TXC2: Zhedor oh yeah not a chance
Amentur: I agree with Zhedor. On a local scale the train system is pretty darn functional but when it gets to longer trips it can break down really fast. Especially in peak summer/winter
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Jesus
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie I mean, it's Steinbeck. Was that a drink or did he actually put a noose around his neck and fall asleep next to a tree while thinking about dying
wicker_knight: ?
sopranocat: Kitty!
stormshot14: being straight forward about your emotions is something a bro would do
t3h_f1gm3nt: KITTY
accountmadeforants: Ooh, both answers were correct here. But it sets a flag for something.
Sannindi: Kirry!
chickenace11: Forget him go for the cat
Amentur: Time to adopt a kitty!
glitched_goddess: Omg he’s afraid of cats
Tomasu82: theres TONS in canada :o
Zhedor: of course its not like our local government remembers the existence of snow, so whenever there is any all traffic ceases on the streets for a few hours :D
Tomasu82: many cities have problems with strays on the streets
noSmokeFire: an endless firehose of cats
Stellapacifica: Kauai has WAY too many feral cats
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: No infinite kitties? I'm disappointed
wicker_knight: infinikitty
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh so this is the real reason Kathleen can't live in Australia
thegreatwyrdling: Mgrgrgrgr!
JomAmman: kitty BibleThump BibleThump
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She would have a cat empire
noSmokeFire: cats for the cat throne
Stellapacifica: The last hurricane freed a bunch and the local humane society can't keep up. There are hordes all over the island, walmart is a big one
Rhynerd: @glitched_goddess afraid of live cats. I remember him being fine with cats on the tv.
cheetoJack: Adult cats will be like "wow this tiny thing is annoying. Stop that. Ugh"
sopranocat: Kathleen be my crazy cat lady sister!!!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Which is a great band BTW)
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: SO MANY
FerociousPeach: I'm not allowed to look at the cats in the pet stores because I would try to take them all home with me
JefftheFridge: We have a lot of outside cats in the UK,hard to tell if they're stray
FerociousPeach: especially the ones with sad stories
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: No it is not, they eat everything and it's real sad
TheSeg: There are a lot of stray cats where I live in Alameda, CA. They don't misbehave, but there's just a lot of them.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Feral cats are pretty much our biggest wildike problem after cane toads
TXC2: JefftheFridge most arent in my experience
chickenace11: There is a game that takes about 45 min to play where you run around paris making friends with stray cats
sopranocat: @JefftheFridge If the cat is skinny and the furr looks not well groomed, it's lost/stray. If it seems well-fed and well-groomed, shiny fur, it's either got a home and well taken care of, or it's feral and able to feed itself well in the wild
stevestein: Oh hey there's the cat!
chickenace11: Oh that's the cat from the skip screen
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Eeeeee
bondeulv: I wonder how progress is going on that 3d cat game where you're a cat exploring a city
Rhynerd: @stevestein ask and ye shall receive, I guess.
TheAinMAP: Don't do that.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: GOOD THUG
Aitsu111: nice
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I LOVE this game
chickenace11: Here here
Alahmnat: this game is amazing
Aitsu111: this is so good
sopranocat: @JefftheFridge So skinny scruffy cats you should report/try to get picked up so you can get them back to their owners
stevestein: Let's discuss the potential benefits of surgical knuckle removal
RoseShark: Nice! Declawing is real bad.
Zhedor: We were lied to!!!! No way is this in any way "worst"
TXC2: stevestein lets not :P
chickenace11: My cat is an indoor outdoor cat so he has never need his nails trim
Amentur: Get them used to a scratching post from a young age and it works out well in my experience
PsychicRobot: For God's sake, don't declaw CATs !!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: my best friend Guy was declawed, and it infuriates me that someone had him declawed and then abandoned him
LordZirroc: 1
LordZirroc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:41 from now).
glitched_goddess: Our local shelter will refuse to let people adopt if they are going to declaw
sopranocat: Declawing a cat is the same as cutting off the first digit of your finger
chickenace11: Etsugi is the best
noSmokeFire: outdoor cats also destroy your local ecosystem
Sanityis0verrated: murder birds
TXC2: all the Cats around here are outside cats
sopranocat: Coyotes, racoons, possums, mostly parasites
chickenace11: My cat looks both ways when crossing the road
JomAmman: watch it be Megu
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah I can't believe people lets their cats outdoor in Australia
sopranocat: and other cats
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, domestic cats belong indoors
noSmokeFire: a useless blob, but one I love seeing pictures of
KV1NN4: my mum's indoor-outdoor cat lived 20 years, mine lived about 25 (tho the last 7 or so she WAS an indoor cat I admit)..but i know statistics can vary
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Let em kill everything and then get hit by a car, so sad
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Cat runs are great!
NimrodXIV: one of my neighbors lets their cat roam free outside. I ever get her(?) to come to me, I'm finding her a new home
chickenace11: Oh my cat roams free as he whishes
sopranocat: Supervised visits
noSmokeFire: it's basically like a chicken run, but for a cat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I would walk my cats, the ones that didn't mind the harness. but I have no fence and it'd be apain to set up
TXC2: I wouldn't let my children outdoors in Australia :P
Stellapacifica: I lost a kitty to coyotes, 2 to grand old age, one before those to cancer... every one of them happy as a pig in poo to the end, so I guess that's just the wheel of life
Xed_Regulus: We kept our cat on a leash tied to a post. She spent all her time sleeping in the garden.
wicker_knight: I mean, as long as the cats think of the house as their food source, it's okay if they wander off occassionally in the day
Aitsu111: oh no
chickenace11: YOU MONSTERS
t3h_f1gm3nt: FUCK THAT OWNER
TXC2: well that fuckers going to hell
stormshot14: Free Cat
Amentur: D: now we should beat them up
JomAmman: gdqMetaShark gdqMetaShark gdqMetaShark
Rhynerd: And just ditched their cat?
TheSeg: NOPE
Stellapacifica: Ok fuck them that's the worst
accountmadeforants: So the rest of this game is us hunting down the owner, right?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok so now Etsuji really needs to beat them up
NimrodXIV: not. okay.
JomAmman: gdqDeer gdqDeer gdqDeer
Sanityis0verrated: Mgrgr that person
Aitsu111: ^
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s deserving of a MGRGR.
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sopranocat: My current kittens probably won't get even visits, because the girl just wants to escape whatever area she's in, and if we let her outside we'd never see her again
JomAmman: gdqEvilTail gdqEvilBody gdqEvilHead gdqBlueFire
Stellapacifica: MGRGRGR
glitched_goddess: Ok yeah they need to beat up these jerk.
Amentur: I was thinking the owner might have died but leaving them after declawing them SwiftRage
chickenace11: Can we get a game where Etsuji hunts this owner down and punches them
sopranocat: YAAAAAAAY
noSmokeFire: "I'm keeping this cat, and training it in the ways of battle"
JefftheFridge: Vanilla is now Etsuji's persona
Stellapacifica: ETSUJI IS SO GOOD
accountmadeforants: Yeah!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I really love this game
KV1NN4: AWwwwwWWWWwww katesHug2
adi_pie: This is really cute.
RoseShark: Kitty Bro! slytqOMG
sopranocat: marry this man
chickenace11: Can he get the cat little clip on claws
KV1NN4: katesGift
Earthenone: do they make brass knuckles for paws?
KV1NN4: katesLoaf
Earthenone: 1!
noSmokeFire: 1 is death
t3h_f1gm3nt: PET THE KITTY
JefftheFridge: make out and pet vanilla
Soul1355: Now Kiss!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also I approve of girl bros!
RoseShark: For a shit post, this game is surprisingly good.
Xcuube: pet! pet! pet!
Amentur: It's called now KISS
accountmadeforants: Bottom one
noSmokeFire: I bet you
chickenace11: Chants CAT cat cat
sopranocat: is this game's name actually "Destroy Gender"
DKS04Saturn: Not sure?
accountmadeforants: Top two are death
ANameYouCanRead: What's the name of the stream? lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: indecision 2019
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Speaking of impossible choices for Kathleen
Soul1355: or pet the kitty
sopranocat: So what is this game?
Xcuube: oh no! we dont have time to destroy gender!!
Rhynerd: Gender will live. For now.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: What?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Boooo
stormshot14: games name is worst dating game
glitched_goddess: Destroy Gender is good life advice.
DKS04Saturn: I think the game is about 3ish hours
Stellapacifica: Don't need to kiss now, just eventually and naturally
t3h_f1gm3nt: DAMMIT! we got MRGRGRed and meowed
JefftheFridge: destroying gender is a lifestyle
CrazymattCaptain: love that *punch meow*
Earthenone: Gender will remember this. -5
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:40.
Stellapacifica: We got MEOWGRGRed
DKS04Saturn: Without failures I think
RoseShark: Destroy Gender is a good name.
adi_pie: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Gender may live.... for now!
LRRbot: New quote #5737: "Gender may live.... for now!" —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
JomAmman: you already admitted to loving him
RoseShark: Gender Wrecked is good too.
TehAmelie: we're gettiing a good start on destroying the hegemony of masculinity here anyway
noSmokeFire: the real genders we destroyed were the friends we made along the way?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Try normal skiiip
Rhynerd: It’s a good haul.
JefftheFridge: as someone with dysphoria i can confirm that gender is rekt
chickenace11: the cat on the animal planet screen knida looks like mine any way
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: NORMAL SKIP
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: *waggles tiny munchlax arms uselessly*
accountmadeforants: Going by the script, you're a little under halfway through.
Earthenone: do you want your alarm clock to run fast?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Not auto but normal
chickenace11: even the clock has no hands
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: With "keep skipping after choices" turned on it should fastforward everything you've already read
Xcuube: mEGU
TXC2: height is not a kink
Stellapacifica: No kinkshaming even when not necessary
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (That is if you use normal skip)
Sanityis0verrated: i just had to run to my car because my wireless headphones were dying and I need my Now Kiss
noSmokeFire: don't they have...walls...and guards...that keep randos out japanese high schools?
Rhynerd: It’s also not every day you see a thug with a cat on their shoulder, right?
noSmokeFire: or teachers at the gate, generally
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Damnit garbo Australian internet, stop dropping out
Amentur: Are none of the members going to mention the cat?
Alahmnat: hands in pockets again
Mangledpixel: daww
KV1NN4: Theres so much beef in this game i think i'm getting iron poisoning
TXC2: No hands, no feet, the truest Drawing style Kappa
noSmokeFire: vanilla is the second in command of the kosher gang
Earthenone: Big Mgrgrgr
noSmokeFire: Big Mgrgrgr Energy
timiam: !next
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Awwww
NiaRosso: I do love that all this buffbois are all identical
accountmadeforants: This is a sweet lad
adi_pie: This game is adorable.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the author has a preference:
TXC2: accountmadeforants a type, we call that a type
stevestein: Yes, that's how normal humans communicate, by announcing the official commencement of their talking sessions
NiaRosso: Has Etsuji ever not shouted
glitched_goddess: Miso is fucking delicious
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: GRANDMA BROS
NimrodXIV: Communication!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but don't be pushy or clingy
TXC2: well shit
NiaRosso: hardbois with hard nos
RoseShark: Communication is important.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: UAAAA~
GalacticBoredom: Is this a soft yes?
Stellapacifica: Fake relationship! One of my favorite tropes!
NiaRosso: aw this is anice
Stellapacifica: Yeah that's just dating
Stellapacifica: this is so nice, what a good game!
TXC2: so one foot in the pool dating?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: false datin' is basically datin'
cuttlefishman: that's... dating
cuttlefishman: isn't it
CollapsingHrungDisaster: @GalacticBoredom Yup, sounds right :P
cuttlefishman: I don't've a huge realm of past experience in the area
noSmokeFire: a friend of mine refuses to call any of her serious relationships "dating" because of how useless that is as a description
accountmadeforants: Also, he would have to show you his hands probably
cuttlefishman: it's a lot... and also messy
cuttlefishman: people are messy
phorrestgaze: also sometimes bodies are gross even if you like them
NiaRosso: TLC? Show Etsuji some TLC
cuttlefishman: bodies are gross
HeirSquared: I could be reading too much into this, but in East Asia, asking someone to go out with them often is a proposal to instantly settle into a relationship rather than testing the waters
Stellapacifica: And vice versa, I've known folks who were fine with (safely) sleeping around but emotional connections are a no because that can hurt them worse
DKS04Saturn: That's the spirit!
adi_pie: How are Tables, Ladders, and Chairs apt in this situation?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Of course assuming somebody wants to be physical because you're dating isn't helpful either
TXC2: adi_pie we're gonna be fuckin on all of them Kappa
adi_pie: TXC2 touche!
FurthestChunk55: so I just got here, and have not seen any of this game at all, what is plot
NiaRosso: Who needs sleeping meds when you have love
Dared00: OH BOY
glitched_goddess: I’m really weird...I find things like cuddling and hand holding to be very intimate than actual physical fun times. It confused me for awhile tbh.
GreatThane: TLC seems to have a lot of expectations already
glitched_goddess: People are emotionally messy.
TXC2: FurthestChunk55 big thug guy comes home with us, love very very slowly blooms
FurthestChunk55: big thug guy is cute
HeirSquared: OH
DKS04Saturn: OMG!
bondeulv: Vanilla
gsyhiap: bldfLEWD
silenceaux: > > OH MY < <
NiaRosso: Has...there been any actual sexing on Now Kiss before???
TXC2: NiaRosso yes, when we played Ladykiller in a bind
adi_pie: @NiaRosso oh boy has there.
Sanityis0verrated: not where we thought that would go
Dared00: @NiaRosso there was Ladykiller in a Bind, but it was mostly skipped
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @NiaRosso Oh yeah, Kathlee has had to cut the visuals on several occasions
adi_pie: Also when we played Coming Out on Top.
Sanityis0verrated: Also how he break into your house
silenceaux: Hold both of his hands, while they are still in his pockets
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Not for this game tho)
NiaRosso: But has there been...buffboi sexy times???
Earthenone: also we were a bad enough dude to bang the president
Stellapacifica: Brofriends!
Dared00: @adi_pie oh wow, totally forgot about that. That was a wild ride.
adi_pie: @NiaRosso Coming Out on Top had plenty.
TXC2: "call me by your name"
gsyhiap: I feel that this game is somewhat exceeding its title...
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DKS04Saturn: This is hella sweet
accountmadeforants: HAND
CollapsingHrungDisaster: I am absolutely Etsuji in this situation
BlueChloroplast: hai chat
Xed_Regulus: We have hand!
Earthenone: new music
chickenace11: ah a hand
cuttlefishman: SLEEVELESS HYPE
Earthenone: 2 hands!
Hugh_Munculus: Fingers!
FurthestChunk55: isn't this music from somewhere
Rhynerd: A HAND
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hi @BlueChloroplast
adi_pie: God, the Persona 4 music is just making this better.
Aitsu111: elfPride
glitched_goddess: And you’re on first name basis Kreygasm
Amentur: He didn't even say false date lrrHEART
Sanityis0verrated: kids you can date and still go to school
MrSVCD: It the Player character gendered?
TXC2: this boi has some MEAT!
FurthestChunk55: PAT HIS HEAD
battlegrace731: head pats clearly
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He is chonk tsun
t3h_f1gm3nt: HEAD PATS!
Xcuube: pat! pat! pat!
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hold hands
Earthenone: kitty?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: potential Mgrgrs
NiaRosso: Why is this "worst" dating sim more like actual dating than any others
emrafool: mr body massage machine GO
glitched_goddess: HEADPATS PogChamp
chickenace11: wait where is the cat
Soul1355: treating him like a good dog worked so far
accountmadeforants: Head pats
Stellapacifica: one of the first two for sure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dang
t3h_f1gm3nt: welp, we got MRGRGRed
Sanityis0verrated: boo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game is great
BlueChloroplast: game ovrrrrr
CrazymattCaptain: how many choices and potential failures are there?
NiaRosso: Can we get a MRGRGR pin?
FurthestChunk55: so what's the MRGRGR thing
Earthenone: yes!
TXC2: FurthestChunk55 it's what he says when you fail
Stellapacifica: oh dear, alright!
RoseShark: This game is surprisingly well written
Dared00: Oh sweet, more Magical Diary
Earthenone: horse hall was real good
CobaltShurikenReborn: sponsor pog
RoseShark: Rad! slytqOMG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sweet
BlueChloroplast: Moar Hogwarts? :p
silenceaux: For those curious, Mrgrgr is sourced from
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I hope they have some good boy dating options this time :p
DKS04Saturn: This game is so sweet, glad you guys are continuing it
CrazymattCaptain: the name next time should be MGRGR
GreatThane: rural juror
NiaRosso: MRGRGR Gender
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Matt
RoseShark: Bye! slytqHi
TXC2: !next
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FurthestChunk55: shitpost games are good
TXC2: !events
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accountmadeforants: Bye!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Good nightmorning!
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TXC2: Bye
TXC2: oh oh oh the kathleen "interviews" beej crapshot is up
BlueChloroplast: I need to wake up earlier. I've got such a backlog of now kiss streams to watch
TehAmelie: maybe just enough time to watch the rest of Steven Universe. . .
BlueChloroplast: @TehAmelie riiigh I haven't watched it for years
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TehAmelie: the spearhead of the trust, hope, love and truth genre of TV? it's worth keepnig up with
TehAmelie: yeah it's a genre now, i heard
TehAmelie: i don't know what shows are included in it but Bojack Horseman and maybe The Good Place
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beowuuf: LRR panel appears to be on pax 2 21 hours from now?
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: You passed it.
Earthenone: did you catch the end of the stream phoenix?
Tzeeeeentch: !next
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Earthenone: next week is a sponsored stream of the sequal to magical diary horse hall
PhoenixMelior: whoa what?!
PhoenixMelior: that sounds amazing
beowuuf: #content
TehAmelie: it's frankly amazing that game had a sequel
Twinklebees: !next
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TehAmelie: and it's pulled enough money that they can go around and sponsor streams of it?
TehAmelie: and they liked THIS stream?
Earthenone: its a good game
PhoenixMelior: does Twinklebees know about the thing too?
Earthenone: i dont think so
PhoenixMelior: because we both really love that dev
PhoenixMelior: well I say "love"
Twinklebees: Which thing?
PhoenixMelior: apparently next week's Now Kiss is sponsored
Twinklebees: Oh?
PhoenixMelior: by the sequel to Magical Diary: Horse Hall
Earthenone: i mean i legitimatly saw the game on this stream and bought it, so that proves they have market infulance
Twinklebees: Oh neat.