PhoenixMelior: i'll have to check it later
TehAmelie hipster
beowuuf: Mister Mxyzptlk got his name from twitch chat? You learn something new every day...
r10pez10: "oh yeah well if you like neil gaiman so much then name two of your favourite characters of his"
beowuuf: I only knew Gaimen from the tv show Neverwhere and then Good Omens for ages, ashamed to say
PhoenixMelior: Shadow and Wednesday
TehAmelie: Death and Harry Potter
PhoenixMelior: r10pez10 not hard :P
TehAmelie: um i mean Timothy Hunter
TehAmelie: Harry Potter is a totally original character
r10pez10: yeah i was riffing on gatekeeping and decided to swing absurd
PhoenixMelior: oh right, Good Omens
r10pez10: coraline and whatever the star's name from stardust was
TehAmelie: i can say Neverwhere in book form is extremely good
PhoenixMelior: Yvaine
PhoenixMelior: I think?
r10pez10: i'll take it
TehAmelie: either that or Yavine
r10pez10: the movie was great
beowuuf: i read it after seeing the show, cool to have the limitations of tv at that time lifted when it's a novel :)
PhoenixMelior: for me, movie > book
TehAmelie: Mirrormask is my favorite Gaiman movie
TehAmelie: and it's only nominally related to him
beowuuf: starry potter was her name *nods*
r10pez10: An Essay Comparing The Use Of Numbered Characters In Stardust And Scott Pilgrim
TehAmelie: Dave McKean is an entirely other person, but in my mind he's like a bonus Neil Gaiman
TehAmelie: and his movie Mirrormask is great if you like movies
PhoenixMelior: for real though
PhoenixMelior: Scott Pilgrim does some beautiful work
TehAmelie: true
TehAmelie: the movie and comic both
TehAmelie: in different ways
DoodlestheGreat: Almost time for ze shoote of ze crape...
TXC2 returns
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The North 100 team shares their thoughts on Ravnica Allegiance! | Part 1 of the set review covers WUBRG. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNTW9JFwV0 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1086366294939623424
PhoenixMelior: yes, I think I will watch that
beowuuf: wb txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
TehAmelie: the short of the crapts
TXC2: speaking of magic and crpahoots, I have an idea for one, but it needs ALOT of work
r10pez10: now entering: recline mode
TehAmelie: just to clarify Phoenix, what wilth thou watchst?
beowuuf: throw it in the writing chipper and see if it comes out like wedding confetti or sad powder
TehAmelie: Mirrormoask or Scott PIlgrim is my main conspicions
Twinklebees: After that conversation we had a few hours ago about Space Bureaucracy, the idea of "Space Marine stuck in line at the post office" came into my head. But that is all.
beowuuf: also, given the origins of the latest crapshot, i am pleasantly surprised at how well it plays :)
TXC2: basically 2 people play magic, during which they make a series of escalating sexual innuendos using magic terminology, then smash cut too the two of them in bed
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: writing only today? yay!
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I mean, pitch it? It's good
PhoenixMelior: txc2 that seems more sexual than most crapshots
PhoenixMelior: also, Into the Breach seems good here
Earthenone: i dont think the sponsors would aprove
beowuuf: or smash cut to a mother /father telling offscreen child 'and that's how saprolings are formed'
beowuuf: I guess created is the token generating term
r10pez10: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
TehAmelie: or cut to "and that's how you were born"
TXC2: basicly the whole Idea came to me from the idea of casting Twiddle on an oblivion ring
Twinklebees: Maybe that's the Saproling form of the stork.
beowuuf: I get that most crapshots is quite a lot, over 600, but one of them is 'the confession' so... it's a high bar to clear
Twinklebees: They don't want to explain how it actually works, so they come up with a bizarre scenario involving people playing the game.
PhoenixMelior: which one is The Confession again?
TXC2: pretty sure there is a Crapshot of ian and cori "explaining" sex to beej
PhoenixMelior: that does exist, yes
r10pez10: i thought that was taxes
PhoenixMelior: except it was taxes yeah
beowuuf: the one kathleen adlibbed where she's speaking oddly sultry lines about trucks to what turns out to be beej delivering pizza
Twinklebees: Oh yeah, there is that one.
TXC2: r10pez10 sex and taxes are the same thing, you;re fucked either way Kappa
PhoenixMelior: don't remember that one
PhoenixMelior: txc2 yeah but one of them you're continuously enthusiastic about
TXC2: PhoenixMelior good point
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Earthenone: which?
beowuuf: the whole filming is funny just to see kathleen go for it over only two - three two takes from nowhere. And i think they used take one?
TXC2: thing is, In my head, my one wold be played by Ben and Ian for some reason :P
beowuuf: nothing wrong with ... whatever the ben ian ship name is...
PhoenixMelior: txc2 we don't talk about LRR slash fic in public :P
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TehAmelie: Holmer?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Ben + Ian... Bean?
chickenace11: or Ban
TXC2: it's not slash fic if LRR make it real Kappa
beowuuf: holmer's oddessy?
Twinklebees: Signal
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Rhynerd: Ien
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFuse slytqDD benginFuse
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: lrrSIGNAL katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
PhoenixMelior: Iangineering
drcanonball: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: iulmer
lare291: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
r10pez10: Horn-Engine
PhoenixMelior: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #4271: "I look like the floppiest samurai." —Ian [2017-06-10]
chickenace11: Iben
PhoenixMelior: Ian "Real, Ian" Horner
PhoenixMelior: okay who forgot to tweet
DigitalSeahorse: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqBaby katesAir katesAir
TXC2: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [10m ago] @loadingreadyrun> The North 100 team shares their thoughts on Ravnica Allegiance! | Part 1 of the set review covers WUBRG. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNTW9JFwV0 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1086366294939623424
Earthenone: ask the ghost of remembering to tweet?
PhoenixMelior: lrrSPOOP it was James
beowuuf: I mean if ben isn't there they can blame ben?
chickenace11: i bet they will tweet in 57 secs
TehAmelie: Beniamin Holmer
beowuuf: ooh, i like the roman 'i' for 'j' thingie
r10pez10: Plaid-Leatherwork
beowuuf: slick
r10pez10: Editor-References
TXC2: Here we GO!
chickenace11: just thinking about plaid leatherwork made me sick a bit
Earthenone: ~lasttweet crap
LRRTwitter: earthenone: No match found in the last 64 tweets :-(
VoidByAnyOtherName: ze crappen shooten
TXC2: hello LRR
TehAmelie: ahoy
Creideiki_SE: I'm still disappointed that the countdown doesn't go to negative numbers.
PhoenixMelior: what happened to the old intro?
beowuuf: what's the lump??? /alexcomic
beowuuf: hey
TehAmelie: let the shoosting begin
manfred909 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. manfred909 subscribed for 32 months in a row!
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Koshindan: Wee-woo.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior we got rid of it, since it was in the old moonbase
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Greetings Katleejames!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrBEEJ lrrDARK katesChair
FurthestChunk55: @PhoenixMelior I assume to work in the removal of the dude shooting himself
TXC2: Hi Cameron
beowuuf: now you have to write a new intro :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: Crap!
chickenace11: and other lies cam tells
Earthenone: pride51
PhoenixMelior: FurthestChunk55 ohh, that's a good point
DigitalSeahorse: yay Cameron! :D
TXC2: FurthestChunk55 fun fact: no, it's to make the branding clearer
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We are live with The Crapshoot! Time to write some Crap! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxOPI2uUcAAEBgU.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1086369330760081408
drcanonball: negative 2 it is
RayFK: Can I just be disappointed in Ja,es?
PhoenixMelior: idea seed time!
Earthenone: i am already disapointed at 0
RayFK: *James even
RoeDent89: Hey all!
PhoenixMelior: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5622: "Chat is now just history of my losing." —James [2018-12-18]
Evandill: Hello guys!
TXC2: RayFK are we ever not?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can Brainstorm wrong?
DigitalSeahorse: raiding crapshoot?
FurthestChunk55: @TXC2 it's also to remove the dude shooting himself
jadedcynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:04.
kristwist: lrrHEART hey all ;D
TehAmelie: a raid made up of like 3 people?
KV1NN4: Seed: Thugs are surprisingly sweet, cat loving boyfriends. :B
W_Livi gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tuxbeej! They have given 39 Gift Subs in the channel!
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FurthestChunk55: if they remove it from one thing, they have to remove it from the other
beowuuf: Can you ask for cut aways from pax people and even the pax panel?
Qvdv: I don't know if this is much of a writing prompt, but I kind of like the idea of Obgyn&Tonic for the wordplay there
Rhynerd: works as a seed
W_Livi gifted a Tier 1 sub to unarmedoracle! They have given 40 Gift Subs in the channel!
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TehAmelie: an obstetric clinic where everyone's drunk all the time? that could be fun
chickenace11: Cam has to go to degenerate commander night
TXC2: Ross as in Firends?
jadedcynic: no
TXC2: *friends
Earthenone: Ross as in Bob?
TehAmelie: fetal alcohol syndrome? eh, that's liberal propaganda
jadedcynic: not that either Kappa
hyralt just subscribed with Twitch Prime. hyralt subscribed for 2 months in a row!
hyralt: Huzzah!
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PhoenixMelior: txc2 yes, the Friends cast is now a metal band, quick what would they call themselves
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
chickenace11: it is still on there coins
Traion: Hey Chat and LRR!
jadedcynic goes to check the "Danzig" font's appearance
Dared00: Danzig *was* an area of Germany, it's Poland now
RoeDent89: Gdansk?
PhoenixMelior: Danzig is a metal band
silvertabbycat: I was just watching the Villainous afk stream, when they talked about the store at the beginning they said Beej gets notified to restock stuff. Someone pictured Beej getting a notification on his phone in the middle of the night and that idea feels crapshot-worthy
PhoenixMelior: or I guess it's just one guy
Traion: Danzig is called Gdansk and is in Poland now
TXC2: the Friends Heavy metal band is named Central Hurts?
Rhynerd: Gdansk is known for being home for some notable live performances nowadays, right?
PhoenixMelior: txc2 not bad, not bad
RoeDent89: David Gilmour made a fine live album in Gdansk
chickenace11: An Idea that I had for a crapshot where you guys are reading sub names and the last one is everybody_lost_the_game
PhoenixMelior: never, ever, EVER start a genre debate among metalheads
TehAmelie: two metal fans fighting about if it's pronounced DansiCH or dansi*gargle*?
PhoenixMelior: the 70k forums got on one, three pages later and I had to end it creatively
hey_strawberry: is this about video games?
jadedcynic: Oh. the "Danzig" font is simply what the people who arranged Danzig's album covers used; nice - the sort of clean allcaps that you'd see in posters for horror movies
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like how new memes get filter through the lens of all previous memes
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: I'm always terrified of accidentally making a genre mistake in front of someone who feels strongly about it
Earthenone: all games with mice are essencialy clicker games
beowuuf: i mean FPSs are just head clickers
InternetArt: is streetlight manifesto ska? A question thats ended relationships.
RoeDent89: All this genre nonsense is ridiculous and can suck the life and joy out of music.if we're not careful.
EvilBadman: Hitman's a 3rd Person Puzzle game
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees oh it's so bad, especially with basically ANY prog metal band
jadedcynic: ^^^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do hope the idea for a crapshot that came up doing last weeks Let's Nope becomes real
TehAmelie: please give us a link to what this "streetlight manifesto" is supposed to be
jadedcynic: that's not even a joke, EvilBadman
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun seed: " My answers have gotten faster, not more accurate."
Traion: Btw what is FNPF tonight? Can't check on mobile :)
hippitybobbity: ohai thar frands
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to make the donuts...
Akaiatana: Dad-BoD
Earthenone: fnpf is canlander
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees tell me what genre(s) Ne Obliviscaris is :P
kamelion84: katesLol
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Oh absolutely.
Twinklebees: You've got me there :P
TXC2: FNPF Is Canlander tonight
beowuuf: events page says canlander for fnpf
silvertabbycat: Sempai noticed me! lol
sir_jack_DB: that's unfortunate
TehAmelie: four THOUSAND t-shirts sounds funnier and has a bit of future-proofing
EvilBadman: Is Beej's notification alarm the Drop?
Laserbeaks_Fury: very edgar wright
chickenace11: and then cori comes out of now where and punches him
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I don't think even I can tell you what their genre is any more
TehAmelie: thx
RoeDent89: That's really good!
Evandill: I love that sooo much
TXC2: Might be the 2018 Canlander turny
Zhedor: Cross-stitch the picture on?
chickenace11: Paul can be saying introducing Beej on demand
PhoenixMelior: just Wii-shop-esque music
jadedcynic: BoD has potential
chickenace11: don't forget the f-bomb at the end
RoeDent89: Someone tapping on their phone as if the're placing an order.
ElektroTal: GARDENING WITH GREG PLS
RoeDent89: Bus.
Solipsody: "Order cancelled," and then Beej sighs and starts to eat the shirt.
TehAmelie: love it
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Yeah, I tend to call them Prog metal, but it's really only one aspect of them
TXC2: Solipsody YES!
hippitybobbity: Hey I have an idea for Gardening with Greg, are you taking suggestions today?
cheetoJack: Can there be a glove on a stick that pokes Beej to wake him up? Then his phone buzzes to tell him what to do
jadedcynic: @Solipsody lrrGOAT
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Traion: 4 nights of BoD shirts and Heather files for divorce Kappa
Akaiatana: In this case, I think less is morgue
hyralt: I love that distracting weirdness.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 21
Rhynerd: @hippitybobbity they are, i beleive
chickenace11: Beej could be sleeping in the prop room
TehAmelie: it'll be easier than anything involving greenscreening Beej into a location that's definitely not Canada
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
jadedcynic: *gratuitious* weirdness, Paul?
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I've gotten somewhere to the following adjectives: extreme, avant garde, melodic, progressive
hippitybobbity: @rhynerd radicale
Rhynerd: @hippitybobbity best chances involve writing out the idea as a script in pastebin and posting that in chat, but I think they're also open for other suggestion styles today, don't quote me.
TXC2: Kathleen's way is more relatable
LoadingReadyRun: BTW: The 2018 Canlander Tournament is Feb 2nd
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Maybe Melodic by way of Opeth
PhoenixMelior: whee, I'll be on the boat again
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun ok good thanks
jadedcynic: Kathleen - this is how Ed Greenwood got started :D
hippitybobbity: @rhynerd what helps is that my idea is like Vine length
TehAmelie: funny story, my library has "avant garde" books marked with that genre that were printed in the 1980s. who knew it was a timeless genre?
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees okay we can make Melodic-by-Way-of-Opeth a subgenre :P
chickenace11: Another Idea that I has was heather saying that she married beej because she can reverse the beej drop
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Sounds good to me :P
RoeDent89: With a sigh
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Maybe they're books about fencing, and someone just can't spell?
LoadingReadyRun: Tonight is also Canlander, but just a fun FNPF
TehAmelie: no, they're really artistic stories
cheetoJack: You should make the shirt be one of the new ones... you know, good advertising opportunity
Earthenone: im working on Dank fantasy
beowuuf: grime dark, it's just a little greasier
InternetArt: WOW
Evandill: PLEASE YES
rybackgaming: Cam, that's amazing.
TehAmelie: what if instead of BOD it was pronounced "b-on-d"?
jadedcynic: Sid Vicious
PhoenixMelior: Sean Connery? Hugh Jackman?
ElektroTal: rico suave
EvilBadman: Reynolds? Or is that too early?
Akaiatana: Cam: Goldblum?
chickenace11: Can that just be a dice friends
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Cena?
TXC2: how was Patrick Swazy a Punk?
hyralt: grim hunk
andrew: Brendan Fraser circa The Mummy
PhoenixMelior: txc2 Hunk
jadedcynic: Billy Idol
TXC2: PhoenixMelior OH ok, yeah he was that for sure
RoeDent89: We're making two Crapshots simultaneously!
ElektroTal: rob lowe. Kurt Russell. Tom Selleck.
TXC2: hopepunk = LRR ?
SajuukSjet: there's the Heavy Angst sub-genre... :D
RoeDent89: See all of Shakespeare
TehAmelie: Paul is reminiscing about Fight the Future eh
Earthenone: Desert Hopepunk
GDwarf: There's an increasingly large number of stories, it feels like, that are just "here's a story of terrible things happening to people and it ends with everyone worse-off than they started and it's so edgy and amazing" which is frustrating
ElektroTal: grimdark
beowuuf: it's supposed to be a mug... "honey, we gotta do the ghost thing again"
Earthenone: !findquote slag
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BlueChloroplast: they had the potter's wheel when they made the Ghost joke
Akaiatana: No, the joke is no, it's a pin, Ian gets out the solder
SajuukSjet: gdwarf: indeed, see tv series in particular
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dice Tray, pull out a block of wood and awl
Earthenone: just eat the shirt
Rhynerd: @Earthenone I don't know if I should compare that to Desert Bus, or that one problematic titty anime.
jadedcynic: Okay, hunks.....Swazee, Patrick Dempsey, River Phoenix, Keanu, Denzel...
RoeDent89: With a shoulder shrug.
cheetoJack: How about DVDs? It would be easy to pull out a blank CD from somewhere
beowuuf: as someone said earlier, eating the shirt funnier
undecided44: just a bag of "clay" would work for the mug
BlueChloroplast: Finally a use for a wii play shirt
chickenace11: and the stinger is heather saying " Under the sink next to the shaving cream" or something just as funny
hyralt: Nathan Fillion. Neil Patrick Harris. Bernie Sanders. Wait. What was the question?
Dared00: yes, eating the shirt
TehAmelie: there is a definition of "grown-up" fiction that's just "something sad happens at the end" and i think that's something we as writers have to think about
jadedcynic: No Beej; you EAT THE SHIRT @Solipsody had that glorious idea lrrBEEJ
Traion: I doubt Heather is up for acting in a crapshot tomorrow ;)
Solipsody: Beej Eats The Whole Shirt!
EvilBadman: @hyralt I was with you until Bernie. Wat.
Zarash11: Do you even need anything or just a look at the phone and ~honk
jadedcynic: are we making a commentary about consumer media and how it affects the 3rd world?
hyralt: @EvilBadman :P
TStodden: Would an order change be funnier (2XL to 3XL) instead of cancellation?
RoeDent89: On-Damned
ElektroTal: RPG Subgenres in a format like the deck names format
jadedcynic: Nah, @RoeDent89 that'd be too much foreshadowing
beowuuf: six degrees of colonel sanders
jadedcynic: @ElektroTal yah...
Xed_Regulus: "Oh, so RIFTS?"
BlueChloroplast: Golarion? Kappa
Solipsody: Discussing subgenres, onyl revealing it's about RPG campaigns when someone comes in and asks what you're talking about?
ElektroTal: Didn't GURPs do that in 1982?
EvilBadman: Hey, now that we're famous Twitch DMs, what are you working on?
jadedcynic: good plan
TehAmelie: there is a joke to be had in the idea of any given genre saying "you need more characters in there" and a writer just taking their story and adding "Shaun was there too" in every chapter
Akaiatana: Dieselpunk is a joke by itself
Solipsody: What does cosmic horror look like in the middle ages? Christianity.
SajuukSjet: quick! to TVTropes!
Earthenone: grounded in the 1920's
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dark Mirror
DoodlestheGreat: Cosmic Horror, but for kids!
TXC2: SajuukSjet no, youll get trapped!
chickenace11: but grounded in an 80's sitcom
ElektroTal: SejakPunk
SajuukSjet: txc2: jokes on you... that's a trope statement! :D
jadedcynic: HopeHunk
BlueChloroplast: DieselPunk?
Evandill: SUEDEPUNK LMAO
ElektroTal: GameShowPunk
Akaiatana: Squaredance-punk
hyralt: HunkPunk
Mangledpixel: YarnPunk
RoeDent89: Prog punk
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Punkpunk
Zarash11: A RPG in the life of a bar tender, DraftPunk
adi_pie: lrrWOW
Earthenone: what if one of you just describes the world as it is today, and the other one screams
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
Freshly_Toasted: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
TXC2: HOLY MOLY KATHLEEN
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i like it!
jadedcynic: PoDunk
mariammistressofmanifolds: benginTry
beowuuf: james is walking in to the sea now
kamelion84: lrrWOW
drcanonball: lrrWOW
LoganAura: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: Swedepunk, the concept of Sweding movies but turned into a postapocalyptic dystopia
Rhynerd is just lightly giggling
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW aaaaaaa
RoeDent89: Cam!
syntec2dot0: Swayzepunk OMG4
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
Tzeeeeentch: katesWa katesOw
DoodlestheGreat: DAMN, Cameron. That's an awesome name for it.
TXC2: lrrWOW
Laserbeaks_Fury: Man-To-See
SuperSonicSoda: dark mantasy is my next band name
TallBlondePillager: Swords and Mandals Kappa
chickenace11: I want to smash together steam, cyber and (third punk) what do you think
ElektroTal: KnittingPunk- A Grantasy
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie Swedepunk: real life but you're in the frozen hellscape of mountain sweden
RoeDent89: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Mantasy
kristwist: lrrSPOOP
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie see also: canadapunk
DoodlestheGreat: Every GOR novel is a Mantasy version of a Harlequin romance novel.
Akaiatana: I can work on retainer, Cameron
Solipsody: @wicker_knight That's just any existing genre but in a toque.
EvilBadman: GERDS, it's a real open playing system, but give you real bad ingestion.
TehAmelie: wait, "i wish we could see chat"? are we just screaming into the void? is this even a live stream?
beowuuf: which topia?
Rhynerd: @chickenace11 cyber steamed diesel punk
TXC2: didn't Wutang make a kung fu movie?
jadedcynic: @EvilBadman ....yellow card Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie we're hiiiiiiiiiiding
RoeDent89: :D
Earthenone: tasteful side fantasy
wicker_knight: fan fantasy
Inkompetence: Urban Fantasy
Aarek: third wave fantasy
madmanoreo: hi def fantasy
beowuuf: do we even exist if james and paul don't observe us?
Freshly_Toasted: Science fantasy: When you don't know what you want and just kinda do everything
ElektroTal: One Fantasy Two Fantasy Red Fantasy Blue Fantasy
TallBlondePillager: Wu tang had a game about their kung fu exploits
TXC2: Fantasy fantasy
SajuukSjet: psi fantasy?
BishopSansPants: Suburban Fantasy
jadedcynic: PsiFantasy
LoganAura: Puuuuuuuuns~
GDwarf: Psi-Fi
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Psi Fi
hippitybobbity: booooo
Rockario: Sci-Fintasy, mostly about the future of accounting
EvilBadman: Warhammer 401k, accounting is a sin.
ElektroTal: SteamPump
Dared00: PSY-Fantasy - everything is Gangnam Style
TXC2: and then Psy Fantasy?
incslayer: pneumatisk
thatguy575: Lowest fantasy
PhoenixMelior: Warhammer 40kPa
Freshly_Toasted: AirPunk!
Camail: pneumatic punk
TehAmelie: pneumapunk
Laserbeaks_Fury: High Fantasy, *really* High Fantasy
chickenace11: yeah Smashing together Cyber Steam and Diesel punk and call it wreck-punk
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: then start naming different fanta flavors
TStodden: PsyFancy?
syntec2dot0: Tree Sap Punk
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: excellent :3
NojhLivic: Yes! Spiral Zone?
Solipsody: Urban Mantasy. It's exactly the same as Urban Fantasy but with even sweatier cover art.
Rhynerd: oh, those air cars
EvilBadman: @Rockario Our ideas combined
adi_pie: I had one of those.
Aarek: Third wave punk - everything is made of brass.
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I was quite happy with that
jadedcynic: I have vague recollections of that Cam
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yes i think I had one of those
Evandill: @PhoenixMelior WARHAMMER 40k-POP
7gorobei: pneumomancer?
PhoenixMelior: Evandill ooh
player0x01: "PSI Punk" is inspired. :)
silvertabbycat: Psi-fi is basically futuristic steampunk, right?
Rockario: @EvilBadman At the same time, too
RoeDent89: And in 20 years, we add revival to all these punks.
AgentMagicMaster: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OMG YES
TXC2: Evandill so heretical, I love it
FurthestChunk55: holy fuck i'm dying
chickenace11: brick punk aka minecraft/legos
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love these
player0x01: As is "Warhammer 401k"
BlueChloroplast: taxes?
TehAmelie: concretepunk
RoeDent89: Or Post-
Rockario: WWH 401K: A Dark Sci-Fintasy setting
wicker_knight: in the grim darkness of the far future, there are no retirement savings
TStodden: Stallone Fiction... SlyFi?
FurthestChunk55: warhammer 401k is the most precision targeted joke to my soul
Zhedor: There's a LARP-Campaign in germany called "41k", which is totally not Warhammer ;D
TXC2: HOLY FUCK Cam
Solipsody: WWH 401K is still pretty grimdark if you pay any attention to the markets.
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
JerecoPlays: Cameron is on fire today.
wicker_knight: plz no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this stream is not safe to drink while watching
hippitybobbity: OMG
CobaltShurikenReborn: oof
TheMerricat: Beej has a mean laugh there. :-)
lorgatto: there's a spider on your laptop
Evandill: @TXC2 I already want to write this, omy god the different legions of idols
RoeDent89: For them to play with
jadedcynic: Warhammer 401k - the Emperor of Man succeeded in making humanity immortal, so now everyone's scrabbling to cover their post-retirement living expenses
Camail: everyone, remember the beanie baby epidemic, learn from our mistakes
Laserbeaks_Fury: You bought them for your child to eat, it was just the way things were
jadedcynic: ^^^^^
phorrestgaze: nothing touted as collectable has really gained value
TehAmelie: Warhammer 401K: And you thought "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war" was a pessimistic outline
Earthenone: Funko pop science
madmanoreo: The new 6 word sad story: For sale: lego set, never used.
TXC2: yeap the comics boom killed Comics
DoodlestheGreat: That's every speculator boom.
NojhLivic: @LoadingReadyRun Cam's "Short lives 80s toys" were called "Air Raiders"
jadedcynic: @TehAmelie agreed
wicker_knight: Once it's touted as collectible, all market appreciation that might come from something BECOMING collectible has already happened
thatguy575: Gothicc
BlueChloroplast: Also comics going too HAM on fancy covers
beowuuf: are those psyker souls tax deductable?
syntec2dot0: salt punk where everything is powered by people being shitty on the internet
Rhynerd: Would Raygun Baroque Rococo require too much of a walk to reach?
jadedcynic: Depends on how you pay them, @beowuuf
Akaiatana: Speaking of, I appreciate you, LRR
Rockario: If you've noticed that a consumer good has always been very valuable, it's already too late to get into the market
NimrodXIV: it only has $x value if someone is willing to pay $x for it
warpspeed365: What about gaming companies partnering with LEGO like blizzard
player0x01: "The Telegraph"... the UK news site, literally just wrote an article about Lego giving a greater return than gold.
1MrGhost: It is almost like supply is made up of both supply AND demand...
jadedcynic: @player0x01 yeah, but that's The TELEGRAPH
Camail: so is the CMC of a magic card only what you would want to pay to cast it?
chickenace11: what about Brickpunk it's lego themed
Akaiatana: PUN THINGS?
TXC2: it's like speculation on the markets is total bullshit
ExitPursuedByABear: Warhammer 401k just describes the future wherein millennials muat fight for their retirements that dont exist
1MrGhost: It is almost like supply and demand is made up of both supply AND demand...*
BlueChloroplast: why must these speculators ruin stuff
TehAmelie: Urban Mantasy?
madmanoreo: hi def fantasy?
Rockario: Hi-Mantasy and Wo-Mantasy?
Solipsody: Genrepunk: A world in which everyone has split into warring nations based on their arguments over genre definitions.
ExitPursuedByABear: sorry, on a financial dread thing rn
jadedcynic: CyberHunk
SalmirAeon: Cyber Honk?
DoodlestheGreat: Low Mantasy - GOR
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Hi-C Fanta Sea
Camail: people haggling for the CMC of a magic card seems like a good seed
Akaiatana: Mumfordpunk
EvilBadman: Punkpunk
Aarek: Third wave steam punk, everything is made of brass
wicker_knight: That Worst Dating Sim Kathleen played this morning would be Urban Mantasy
Zarash11: The future of bar tending DraughtPunk
ricin: lego often goes up in value when they discontinue making a set. stuff sells all the time via sites like bricklink. not always ridiculous pricing, but for some things it can be
warpspeed365: Is Minecraft LEGO considered lego inception?
r10pez10: Taigapunk
BishopSansPants: PostAcropalyptic CyberFunk
Evandill: I'm still on Warhammer 40K-POP.
jadedcynic: or "Conceit" for BUSSING "CONCEPT"
wicker_knight: @warpspeed365 probably more LEGO recursion
Twinklebees: A viking themed fantasy: Fjord and Sorcery
chickenace11: Daftpunk it's a world where everybody is cray
r10pez10: Paperwave
TehAmelie: ooh, punkpunk. how do you go meta with *punk?
chickenace11: *crazy
TXC2: sword-punk = everything works on swords
thatguy575: ElfPunk
warpspeed365: Ah yes you are right @wicker_knight
Freshly_Toasted: Swordpunk could be a game or world obsessed specifically with various crazy swords
PhoenixMelior: I wish there was space for like, SuperheatedSteamPunk
Akaiatana: Fjordy K
ExitPursuedByABear: i quite like punkpunk
Rockario: Sword-punk: turns out it's just what people thought samurais were
predmid: gunblade vs a gun that shoots blades
jadedcynic: Fijord & Board - scandavian surfing
chickenace11: Draftpunk it's all beer themed somehow
BlueChloroplast: fijor & board is just snowboarding?
lord_wertornion: There is no fjord in uppsala xD
Rhynerd: Are there any Raygun Gothic tabletop setting of note?
TehAmelie: skatepunk - the genre based on Blades of Glory
Inkompetence: Back on Swayze, is "Steel Dawn" Swordpunk?
jadedcynic: What?
jadedcynic: you mean "Red Dawn"?
Rockario: Space Hip-Shoper
beowuuf: too light for me might finish that compresses air comment?
Solipsody: Dicepunk: Set in a world where everyone settles things using RPG rules.
Rockario: *Hoppera
predmid: grand ol' space oprey
Drathak: Very bitter space space opera
InternetArt: I'd play a skatepunk game @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: speculative fiction is the common denominator of sci-fi and fantasy. speculapunk?
TXC2: Firefly is a western though?
chickenace11: the last line should be along the lines of " no that's Just Call of Cthulhu"
thatguy575: Would low fantasy be wood punk?
A_Dub888: Sigh Fantasy
DigitalSeahorse: Dragonfly!
BlueChloroplast: X --- IN SPACE
Inkompetence: @Jadedcynic No, "Steel Dawn." Swayze in a desert with a sword.
Mt_Storm: High Fantasy Football
Solipsody: @TehAmelie That sounds dangerously gynecological.
TXC2: Mt_Storm that's blood bowl
orellien2773: Punkpunk: Society is defined by 80s punk music. Except everyone thinks the music is good.
drcanonball: Psi-fantasy could also mean a world where everything runs on mind powers
Agu_Sakku: sWord-Fi
TehAmelie: speculumpunk is a totally different genre
Freshly_Toasted: Ciderpunk, everything functions on fruit based alcohol
Rockario: @TehAmelie Speculum punk? Let's not go there lrrBEEJ
wicker_knight: SugarPunk
TehAmelie: closely related to the Saw movies
MalBeam: space osprey
ExitPursuedByABear: what starts this crapshot?
ContingentCat: fine grain
InternetArt: Sigh-Fi, Its science fiction, but it's not very interesting.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Beige Fantasy
chickenace11: beige
EJGRgunner: Missed the start of this, what are we riffing on?
silvertabbycat: @drcanonball the mind powers run on compressed air
TXC2: less grit, more girtty
predmid: everything taupe colored
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: It's just The Office
Akaiatana: Sandpunk, gritty realism
jadedcynic: @Inkompetence never knew of this - post-apoc that does have combat degrade to sword&spear
wicker_knight: Trying to figure out a setting for a new campaign @ExitPursuedByABear
EvilBadman: EJGRgunner RPG Genres
jadedcynic: DAMMIT PAUL! :D
Dragonality: Medium-Rare-Fantasy
Rhynerd: @EJGRgunner setting genres
r10pez10: like a vignette, but more vinegarette
7gorobei: medium suede
Drathak: Fine is the opposite of gritty
Twinklebees: "Like Twilight?" "Oh god no."
DigitalSeahorse: all my joints today especially neck katesOw slytqItsFine lrrFINE
Freshly_Toasted: ChipPunk: The name speaks for itself
Rockario: If you really want grain, gotta go Agro-punk
AmoriLinguae: underuwuexposed
TehAmelie: bloody-rare fantasy
orellien2773: Weebpunk?
chi7891: Dank Souls
Inkompetence: @jadedcynic I do not remember it being great, but at the time I thought it was pretty cool. :)
MalBeam: sepia-toned fantasy
PhoenixMelior: MoustachePunk? Magnum PI in space?
Stellapacifica: I like Hopepunk: we're gonna be cheerful and happy if it kills us and dismantles everything we've ever known!
chickenace11: is there a joke to be made about how they just are making the office in a RPG
TXC2: wow that is a VERY niche joke
ecocd: This script is a great example of Crapshoot's strength of collective writing.
thatguy575: Techno gothic horror
Solipsody: Pseudoscience Fiction: A setting where vaccines really do give you Autism.
wicker_knight: @chickenace11 CubePunk
RoeDent89: Meanwhile, in Texas...
r10pez10: fete
PhoenixMelior: maybe a Fate Stay Night joke?
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TXC2: DPi
TehAmelie: Hopepunk as a genre established by Steven Universe and She-Ra and Dragon Prince is pretty good
AmoriLinguae: feyt
ExitPursuedByABear: thanks @wicker_knight
jadedcynic: @Inkompetence the crappiest 80's B-movies can make GREAT setting material for rpg campaigns
PhoenixMelior: Fate game where all the players have to sleep over? Fate Stay Night Kappa
Rhynerd: three d12s.
jadedcynic: deadpan, rapidfire
Stellapacifica: @Solipsody and the accepted method of energy production is perpetual motion machines that essentially boil down to plugging a power strip into itself
hippitybobbity: hhhhrrrnnnngg
ExitPursuedByABear:
DigitalSeahorse: *suddenly is distracted by the yellow die on this backdrop*
InternetArt: SkaPunk. It's like regular punk, but with a brass section.
ContingentCat: astro-punk and some mixup with astoronomy and astronomy
TehAmelie: Solipsistipunk?
Solipsody: College Fantasy: Paying work in the actual field you studied.
Inkompetence: @jadedcynic True.
ContingentCat: *astrology
chi7891: Dpi would be hilarious
ExitPursuedByABear: yeah skapunk!
Solipsody: @TehAmelie I'm down for that!
Agu_Sakku: lol just started looking into Fate/Fudge.
chi7891: D3.1415626
AmoriLinguae: too real Solipsody
jadedcynic: "Die6? d20? FATE? d100? die another day?"
ecocd: There is no way to come up with a "dumb" RPG system that wasn't earnestly implemented by someone at some point.
MalBeam: west side story-games
EJGRgunner: Spaghetti Eastern Bloc - Cowboys behind the Iron Curtain lip sync badly
BlueChloroplast: there is an Anime system named "Big Eyes, Small Mouth"
TehAmelie: Dark Shantysy
Freshly_Toasted: ChipPunk, MonkPunk
jadedcynic: dark mantasy would be conan sticking to the R E Howard stories
EvilBadman: High House Fantasy
Agu_Sakku: lol "Die Another Day" @jadedcynic great
Akaiatana: EDM- when you play on roll20
PhoenixMelior: industrial death metal? Didn't think you were fans
Aarek: third wave steam punk - everything is made of brass
Solipsody: Electronic Dark Mantasy sounds like something I've actually seen somewhere...
r10pez10: (Intelligent Dance Music)
orellien2773: “What about a dice-less system?” “...you watch that dirty mouth of yours.”
DigitalSeahorse: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
TehAmelie: "too smart to dance" is the saddest thing i have ever heard xD
TXC2: a fucking what?
TStodden: Go Meta with Crapshooter: RPG with Craps mechanics... or with a bathroom mechanic.
frnknstn: Is IDM like EBM?
BlueChloroplast: no Cam: that is when you are on Extacy
DigitalSeahorse: apex twin is what? o.o
Stellapacifica: Bardpunk, literally just the "axe fight" joke but an entire campaign
incslayer: what is a sapiosexual?
hippitybobbity: lololol fuck that noise
jadedcynic: @DigitalSeahorse Aphex Twin
Freshly_Toasted: I may have no physical rhythm but at least I will own it
jadedcynic: it's a band
AmoriLinguae: TXC2 incslayer it's a manoverse term "attracted to intelligence"
r10pez10: sapiosexual, attracted to intelligence
Earthenone: i thought that was a trigger warning not a genre
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Children in Peril - Like the Goonies?
Stellapacifica: A Series of Unfortunate Events
beowuuf: camp weedonwancha
DigitalSeahorse: Aphex Twin is what?
Rockario: Children-in-peril, like woman-in-prison? lrrBEEJ
rybackgaming: Sapiosexual - someone who is attrated to a person's intelligence.
TXC2: AmoriLinguae I see
Draynus: Series of Unfortunate Events?
ContingentCat: most fairly tales are children in perell
NojhLivic: Like the Goonies
TehAmelie: oh yes, Camp Weedonwancha
mtg2you: Children in apparel
Akaiatana: It
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wolfman has Nards!
r10pez10: oh man the goonies
wicker_knight: The Boxcar Children
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: IT
beowuuf: sad for its hiatus, despite the good reason for it
ExitPursuedByABear: Kids on Bikes is what Ive always called that
ContingentCat: Children apparel is something very different
ecocd: @mtg2you lol
DigitalSeahorse: they best not be gatekeeping
InternetArt: "Children in Peril" has to be a metal band right?
thatguy575: Young adult revaluation books
ExitPursuedByABear: but that's now just an rpg game
rybackgaming: oh I'm already running that, it's called Pokemon.
Dared00: Children in Purell
MalBeam: children in peril was definitely 80-90s then YA dystopia was more wake up, go to school, save the world
chickenace11: Man children in peril is another Crapshot
jadedcynic: wait "attracted to intelligence" - as in the MRA doesn't HAVE any intelligence so he's attracted to those who are clearly smarter than him? Kappa
EJGRgunner: Historical Friction - What if Germany had won the war with fine grit sandpaper?
Agu_Sakku: lol Kids on Bikes, nice @ExitPursuedByABear
TXC2: it's a very 80 thing, 'cause it was a very 50's thing
BishopSansPants: I feel like "Adventurers in Peril" is just a cold open.
TStodden: Kids with Bikes is already a thing (on HyperRPG)
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: man-child in peril
hippitybobbity: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
Rockario: It's the kind of stuff that gets attention nowaddays by people on Youtube making videos that are just "Where are the adults!? Why are these kids able to do this!? This is terrible!"
AmoriLinguae: I like X in purell
MalBeam: isn't man-children in peril just the response to the gilette ad?
Lafajet: High Bromance?
TehAmelie: just google up a graph of how the circle within which children have been allowed to move on their own has shrunk per generation in the last 70 years and that's a story in itself
Evandill: Adventurer's in peril LMAO
Stellapacifica: @Dared00 that's a campaign based around superbugs that fast-evolved due to the use of 99% effective soap
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @hippitybobbity why is that making me giggle so much
Zhedor: It's like, there's a hero and they go on a journey...
r10pez10: Friction? or Non-Friction
EJGRgunner: Hey! That was me!
jadedcynic: brb googling
Frankenfruity: Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
TStodden: Nam-co: Co-op in Vietnam?
Frankenfruity: They still are a clever band
Rhynerd: Somebody tell me to stop thinking about Raygun Baroque Rococo
r10pez10: or separate it, more like fractionation
AmoriLinguae: I prefer lubricated literature lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: The Pains...nvm :)
Stellapacifica: @Rhynerd no? that sounds awesome?
Rockario: Can we do anything with "Harlequin Romance"?
jadedcynic: BURRRRRRN
Traion: Friction, because lube wasn't invented yet? :P
TStodden: Cap-Com: Capture Comedy
DoodlestheGreat: If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
TehAmelie: there's always time for lubriaction!
EJGRgunner: Baroque-ial school? Post-renaissance adventures in secondary education?
NojhLivic: "Electronic" -> "PC gaming RPG"
Darkergalahad: if it aint baroque don't fix it
r10pez10: "i think i'll run that one again" "oh so more like a renaissance"
PhoenixMelior: oh hey, James is still here
Dragonality: @DoodlestheGreat If it ain't baroque, we'll fix it until it is
ExitPursuedByABear: or the classic: a steady regular-meeting game
ContingentCat: I'm thinking of how in philosophy people started using the term "ontology" when "metaphysics" got a bad name, maybe something like "alternate world adventure" s a substitution for "fantasy"
RoeDent89: "I don't think they can Handel this"
jadedcynic: this will need a LOT of fine-tuning
TXC2: PhoenixMelior right?
TheMerricat: If it's not Baroque, BREAK IT!
BlueChloroplast: @ContingentCat you mean isikai? :p
TXC2: if it's not Baroque, Eat the rich
hippitybobbity: MANY DOTS! SECOND BAR! HANDEL IT
BishopSansPants: I like mi Baroque Bespoke.
wicker_knight: @BlueChloroplast no, because it's not necessarily a person coming from ours
jadedcynic: oh HELLA YEAH
BlueChloroplast: @wicker_knight ah
wicker_knight: sidenote, is THE DARK TOWER an isekai series?
chickenace11: You could say Children in peril? Like home alone. Yeah but with a man child
MalBeam: a fantasy setting based on the Neapolitan Wars. "You mean the Napoleonic Wars?" "Everything changed when the lrrDILLY nation attacked."
Freshly_Toasted: "LAUGH. PLEASE!"
TehAmelie: man-children in peril: nah, Glilette just did that one
TheMerricat: @wicker_knight I don't think isikai requires the 'stranger' to be from 'our' world. Just that they are in a different one than they originated.
jadedcynic: Kathleen - SO MUCH YES
EJGRgunner: Flaxploitation: A satirical look at the diversification of cereal grains
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Explorers
jadedcynic: Monster Squad, ^^^
EvilBadman: IT
wicker_knight: @TheMerricat I could see that
Solipsody: I was certainly in peril a lot in the eighties.
TXC2: the 80's was nostalgic for the 50s
rybackgaming: oh, so Pokemon.
ThePerrBearr: i ran around in the woods unsupervised as a kid in the 90's
thomturtle: In the 80s and 90s they let me run around. #latchkeykids
orellien2773: Alternate Mystory: It’s like Alternate History, but the author-insert takes over the world.
jadedcynic: it's Stephen King's fault that everyone is 'thinking of the children' ;)
RoeDent89: I was able to do it in the late 90s
ContingentCat: I think you can pretty safely call just about all fairy tales as Children in perell, and those stories are old as rocks
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yeah depends on where you live
TehAmelie: i was able to get away with anything up until like 2002
Stellapacifica: I was pointed at the nearest door and told that dandelions are technically edible
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Inkompetence: Maybe it's safer because the kids aren't let loose to be a peril to everyone else.
Earthenone: @Stellapacifica remember dandelion tea? :P
wicker_knight: benginWat
DoodlestheGreat: WHAT?
ContingentCat: wait what
Jorge4hg: wat
Despoiler98: napalm?
Zarash11: Can we do that now?
TXC2: No cam, kids dont make Naplame ]
r10pez10: (do not try this at home)
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NojhLivic: Wait you guys didn't make napalm as kids?
phorrestgaze: with tide? Not styrofoam?
Tzeeeeentch: Man napalm was the shit I super made that as a kid
Freshly_Toasted: Shit, now I need to go live this
beowuuf: is cam on a watch list now?
SuperSonicSoda: this feels like a very cameron thing
Rhynerd: Oh, like how my dad made TriNitroBenzine in chemistry class.
TehAmelie: i had a friend who huffed gasoline fumes
rybackgaming: Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry!
MalBeam: everyone had a friend who read the anarchist's cookbook
GeeItSomeLaldy: We set fire to a TV once
Solipsody: @phorrestgaze That's what I remember, too. Must be regional.
DoodlestheGreat: My brother was the one who made pipe bombs in our neighborhood.
NojhLivic: phorrestgaze Styrofoam was the cheaper option
chickenace11: What about a new segment on public tv called. Chem with Cam
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: we started a fire with a magnifying glass
SuperSonicSoda: all we did when i was a kid was set shit on fire
Traion: Do NOT give teenage Kathleen thermite
syntec2dot0: going outside is a pretty good way to get you killed
r10pez10: we built a jacob's ladder from a CRT
thomturtle: We were unsupervised inside, all nighters at my affluent friend's house with all the snacks!
wicker_knight: and I thought I was considered dangerous for going out into the woods and trying to carve bows and arrows
jadedcynic: ONLY six months?!? *LUCKY*
Creideiki_SE: Gun cotton was cool. And really easy to make! As long as you avoided chemical burns from the concentrated sulphuric acid.
thomturtle: Bib overalls, aren't they cute af?
gsyhiap: One of my schoolfriends brought napalm to school. Thankfully its efficacy was never tested...
GeeItSomeLaldy: we used a smoke machine to fill my friends living room with smoke, and played hide-and-seek in an empty room
TStodden: My older brother had a pyro phase in HS.
chickenace11: those suck beej
thomturtle: Maybe not Beej's concern. lol
BishopSansPants: Growing up in the Mojave my friends and I just went into the desert and shot things with a BB gun.
Stellapacifica: I loved bib overalls! they made me look cool, or so I thought. They were dirty salmon colored
ThePerrBearr: sounds like maine
TheMerricat: Oh dear, I can see a mailtime coming up..
wicker_knight: So, the A Christmas Story uniform
Zarash11: When getting ready for recess is 75% of recess
jadedcynic: ^^^
chickenace11: lucky paul
jadedcynic: @ThePerrBearr yeah, pretty much - Newfoundland here was about the same
TehAmelie: controversial opinion: your kids will be better off without cellphones and without unsupervised internet access
chickenace11: snow suits suck thats why now i can chose my clothing i only where shorts and a tee shirt
TXC2: if it's not that cold, Is victoria even really part of Canada then? Kappa
Rockario: I miss the days when I was small enough to dig caves in snow banks
AmoriLinguae: it is currently -13 here
ContingentCat: in breathing in too deeply and your nose getting stuck shut
SuperSonicSoda: i am so grateful it doesnt snow here because that sounds awful
Zarash11: A couple winters ago the average temperature in Ottawa was less than that of the surface of Mars
thomturtle: Somebody tell me I don't want to buy Frostpunk. Coincidental coupon. ;)
chickenace11: nodding in agreement with what cam is saying
Creideiki_SE: I've had my eyelids freeze shut from the moisture in my breath. On my bike. In traffic. On the way to work.
Rhynerd: @thomturtle do you like city management?
Rockario: The way that snow packs made me feel like a geologist when I was a kidd
SuperSonicSoda: humans are not meant to live in canada
Earthenone: ahh the casarole
jadedcynic: all this talking about 'winter play' means I've realized WHY I love the LRR sketch "Spring!" so much :D
Solipsody: @Zarash11 Worth it for that canal skating, though. I miss that.
gsyhiap: mmm, lovely
jadedcynic: Cam with the 'strata of snow'
TehAmelie: i've had to walk through hip deep snow to get to the school bus
thomturtle: @Rhynerd Yes, but I don't like "puzzles" I'm such a filthy casual
manfred909: ok I don't like snow any more thanks Cam
Darkergalahad: as an aussie i dont understand any of that
GeeItSomeLaldy: The Kalimari Code
NojhLivic: Katamari?
jadedcynic: @manfred909 ....why did you ever?
r10pez10: kata kata
DevInsanity: It's a trap!
rybackgaming: Kalamari Damacy?
TheMandrew: Speaking of ice and snow, I broke my hip slipping on ice the other day. Thanks LRR for entertaining while I’m trapped in bed
manfred909: @jadedcynic because I life in a warm place and snow looks cool
RoeDent89: honk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mariekondo Damacy
EvilBadman: Does this Death Star spark joy?
Despoiler98: Profundity
incslayer: they where originally cruise ships
GDwarf: Marie Kondo Damacy would be fun
ContingentCat: I thought cam meant "very white" in the other way and yeah that too
FeverRadish: Marie-Katamari hahaha
BishopSansPants: It becomes a star.
TXC2: why is the Captain of a ship sitting over a glass dome in Mon Calamri ships?
Earthenone: does alderaan spark joy? if it dosent you build a deathstar
Rhynerd: @thomturtle I don't think there's any puzzles in Frostpunk, just trying to build a city without it dying or becoming too fascist.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: maqrie Kando "You should never have more than 30 books" Me: Per shelf? Per Subject?
Rockario: You don't clean anything, because you know that one day the little Prince will comes and clean it for you
cheetoJack: Mariekondo Damacy is where you roll everything up and send it into space
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BishopSansPants: Cut to 2 weeks later, it's steaming.
jadedcynic: @manfred909 oh - LOOKS, yeah, it looks BEAUTIFUL....right up until you have to shovel it off your front walk and driveway...and just as you finish, the city plow comes along and widens the street and pushes it all back into your driveway again....
thomturtle: Wow, the internet lied to me. :(
r10pez10: but it's fun to misinterpret things
chickenace11: my room is a mess and i know where everything is
r10pez10: use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without
MalBeam: the pretty prince... prince pretty ... tyler breeze??
EJGRgunner: Are we off the genre-bending bit?
thomturtle: Does that apply to men? I'm ready to toss mine out. ;) haha
Solipsody: I still don't know how Marie Kondo is, but I'm sick to death of her. I feel like this is something that didn't happen to me before the Internet.
ContingentCat: what about the struggle of someone who was into those kind of trends and already got rid of stuff when minimalism was popular not long ago and so doing the kondo thing doesn't have a big effect
TStodden: You could mod one of those large d20's into a katamari.
TheMerricat: including bills.
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chickenace11: that's when you get rid of things that rebel against you
jadedcynic: @r10pez10 heck, misinterpretations are kinda the foundation of comedy in literature & theatre :D
Earthenone: that would be my problem with the method, yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't try the Mon Kalimari method, It's a Trap!
jadedcynic: they make good cap ships
Solipsody: Too real.
TheMerricat: Bad @Laserbeaks_Fury Bad.
SajuukSjet: World Devestators, much? :D
beowuuf: Baysian method? You remake the things that gave you joy and hollow them out so you feel nothing for them anymore?
TehAmelie: A white man who compares humans to lobsters says "clean your room!" and people line up to defenf him. Marie Kondo says "clean your room, if you want to, maybe", and gets death threats.
TXC2: so the mon Calamari are Star Trek? Kappa
r10pez10: [holding two jumper leads from a car battery] "will _this_ spark joy?"
jadedcynic: part-
stormshot14: don't worry there is a decent amount of info about the mon calamari that is still in canon
jadedcynic: the B-wing was a joint design project
ContingentCat: the B-wing was designed on a bet
jadedcynic: @stormshot14 yeah
SajuukSjet: B-wing is a fun ship design...
beowuuf: the B wing is the eurofighter of the rebels?
jadedcynic: @ContingentCat ....shhhhh ;)
jadedcynic: @beowuuf pretty much
chickenace11: How do the humans do it? They turn a lot
AmoriLinguae: you can all feel like nick fury
TXC2: "how does Fury use this?" "he turns his head"
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jadedcynic: ^^^
GeeItSomeLaldy: The Kylo Ren Method: Take a sword to it in a fit of rage
jadedcynic: ^^^
beowuuf: ask your dad to help you get rid of it
Laserbeaks_Fury: You emilinate the impossible
aesir_blade: Is there a joke in there about a Katamari Damacy method?
DigitalSeahorse: what about the Katamari method?
r10pez10: @Laserbeaks_Fury strong
GDwarf: Sherlock Holmes apparently didn't know that the Earth orbited the sun because he judged that knowledge useless in solving crimes and didn't want it taking up space in his brain...
beowuuf: from study in scarlet :)
jadedcynic: No Cam - what if your friends have kids? You actually need MORE children's bike helmets!!!
Dragonality: The Luigi's Mansion method. Take a powered up vacuum cleaner and see what sticks.
DigitalSeahorse: GDwarf, that's pretty elementary :P
jadedcynic: she's marketed well
mariammistressofmanifolds: yeah, clearly the sherlock holmes method is getting rid of everything that doesn't help you solve crimes.
r10pez10: does _she_ spark joy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kata-Marie
GeeItSomeLaldy: The Sherlock Holmes method is getting rid of everything so you can feed your opium habit
TXC2: naaaaa na na na na
EvilBadman: hucking it into space
madmanoreo: mayne katamari method is the punchline at the end?
TehAmelie: Sherlock Holmes canonically doesn't know that the Earth revolves around the Sun
MalBeam: hoping it doesn't come back in a week and absorb your house
BlueChloroplast: na na na nana naaaaa
AndronPlaysGames: The katamari method?
beowuuf: can we use the phrase 'it's a taaaarp' somehow? tarps now seem on brand for lrr
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GeeItSomeLaldy: The Mon Calamari method, you chuck everything out except a mylar sheet. ITS A TARP
beowuuf: ^
ContingentCat: Maybe they finally reach the ultimate conclusion of this thing, by having nothing // but that was by being blown up //so?
Mangledpixel: ah, Cam, Admiral Raddus' ship was called The Profundity
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @GeeItSomeLaldy :D
TXC2: Mangledpixel a very Cam word
EvilBadman: Mon Calamari method, now also scattered to the stars
Laserbeaks_Fury: Death Star, there's one katamari that came back to haunt us....
SajuukSjet: it's a 'convention'! :D
TXC2: so Mon Calamari is being at College?
Addictiveme: that oxford comma Kreygasm
r10pez10: always better, impressive and funnier, in threes
GeeItSomeLaldy: Jeez, it feels like you're writing about Scotland
chickenace11: everything is better in threes it is the way that the minds works
ContingentCat: oxford comma sergeJustRight
BlueChloroplast: Rule of Three
r10pez10: now i want to eat the chilli con carne method
EvilBadman: @r10pez10 Beans do not spark joy in chili. They must go.
Solipsody: Humiliating memeified?
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Cam may wish to know that Admiral Raddus' ship was called The Profundity
r10pez10: @EvilBadman aw, beans
chickenace11: Beej should be person 2
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: well, the insect kinda went THROUGH the windscreen and blew up the pilots. so.
stormshot14: the empire is very much about moving ever forward never retreating
TheArchitectX: The A-wing took out the bridge. The best handling sports car in the universe will crash if the sterring wheel falls off.
r10pez10: tight
beowuuf: now i just want to get rid of the rebellion
MalBeam: What about the Bothan method?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: agreed, joy has been sparked
BlueChloroplast: @stormshot14 ever forward, never learnng?
Akaiatana: Cameron: star wars RPG named Thrawns and Prawns
r10pez10: ship it, with a stand
BlueChloroplast: @Akaiatana or the aquatic aeronauts in Blimps and Shrimps?
jadedcynic: quite adept fighter pilots
ContingentCat: most pirds of prey have eyes at the front
Rockario: It's their legacy as an ocean-faring species
aesir_blade: I mean human depth perception is pretty useless for space-based distance
Invitare: predator birds will probably have them facing forwards
Addictiveme: did you guys know baby owls sometimes look like horrifying ghost-aliens
Stoffern: Eagles do, right?
Darkergalahad: they live in water some of their life so they understand 3D space
SydPreviouslyHeadache: klaigeBord you say
drthmik: the PREDATORS have binocular vision
GeeItSomeLaldy: Predator Birds have front eyes. Prey birds have sidey eyes
Gen2Gengar: all raptors ave binocular vision because tey unt
TXC2: all Predator birds have binocular vision
Stoffern: Basically all birds of prey?
Gen2Gengar: they hunt
TehAmelie: windows are super inefficient. let's get rid of them
ContingentCat: *preditor not prey derp
SajuukSjet: gotta love it when you have a 'Command Tower' and the shields fail on it
Mangledpixel: yeh, space warships with windows makes absolutely no sense
r10pez10: but space is so pretty
Darkergalahad: its the reason i like battlestar
Darkergalahad: command centre middle of the ship
TehAmelie: there are hull cameras
jadedcynic: then maybe the "Katamari Damacy" one could be a stinger?
Evandill: Geth don't have widows, structural weakness.
BlueChloroplast: but some windows are good if your instruments get shot off
jadedcynic: hivemind, cam :D
TXC2: Darkergalahad like a real ship
Darkergalahad: @TXC2 exactly
beowuuf: seems a little anti-capatalistic for me
ContingentCat: or what about the Calamari method, you just forget about all this and go eat some fried squid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is great yeah
BlueChloroplast: I thought a naval ship bridge was on top?
jadedcynic: "I always end up with more than I started with"
jadedcynic: Loving it
jadedcynic: it is
Rockario: "What about the Katamari method?" *realisation dawns on their face, like they just had the greatest idea in the universe*
jadedcynic: orcas
drthmik: yes they do
Rhynerd: Looking forward to when it becomes a full fledged video
ZaxusEMK: Killer Whales aren't whales
Solipsody: Hunting in water is different.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, famous predator birds the Whales
FurbyGoneFubar: Killer whales are dolphins...
Invitare: generally, forward facing eyes means predators, side facing eyes means prey
EJGRgunner: Predator BIRDS
Invitare: which is why Krogan are actually prey
ContingentCat: brains are great
Addictiveme: and yet beej still manages to be an apex predator
ThePerrBearr: a human eye can judge distances to a minor degree
r10pez10: a d a p t
ThePerrBearr: with focusing
volraths_bane: Imagine a whale with eyes on the front.
jadedcynic: but yeah, prey-animals are the ones with eyes on the sides of their heads - wider angle of coverage to be wary of the predators
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: i was reading one of my old steve jackson books last night, and realised i'd love to see a series of crapshots that're actually a "choose your own adventure" style thing.
Inkompetence: Lots of whales and dolphins hunt with sonar.
Darkergalahad: nice work paul
Papperslappen: you can move your head around like an owl to improve your depth perception
TXC2: HAHAHA
cuttlefishman: Mooses in Canada?
Evandill: ahaha
Mangledpixel: if we only used binocular vision to determine distance we wouldn't be able to play videogames
SydPreviouslyHeadache: from dog to horse to moose. I'd need to change myh pants if i were in that car
TehAmelie: a chameleon's eyes work independently. i think it's more that they're intefering with each other
jadedcynic: @cuttlefishman oh yeah, lots and lots
Gen2Gengar: 8 feet tall wolf?
Stellapacifica: Meese are how big now?
Gen2Gengar: That's an enormous wolf
TheOtherTrevor: The steps are: 1. Dog on the road. 2. Horse on the road. 3. Moose on the road. 4. Moose on the CAR. Dead
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: {oh, formerly darthcoercis here. i got tired of darth and went back to my old name).
ContingentCat: those dank nuggs
Akaiatana: So... Ben Ulmer?
r10pez10: i mean i fight over nuggets like that
Freshly_Toasted: Even coyotes need those dank nuggies
Astra7525: I once went back home from a beach in Poland late at night and saw a huge dog rummaging in the trashcan next to the footpath through the dunes. It was no dog, it was a boar
r10pez10: oh man
Evandill: oh fun
ThePerrBearr: YES!
ContingentCat: ummm
TXC2: uhh
cheetoJack: I'm all about infographics
ThePerrBearr: pointless graphics!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh boy infographics
beowuuf: funny and on brand
Stellapacifica: UM sure
NimrodXIV: sweet, I need to learn about credit cards! lrrBEEJ
Creideiki_SE: Sounds like a fourth crapshot!
manfred909: readers? yes
ricin: debticated
coolbond: bullshit
Darkergalahad: i love infographics
Freshly_Toasted: Infographics, yay
TheOtherTrevor: Tell me more! And how do I give you my credit card details to buy whatever they are selling
ContingentCat: yeah I trust people who claim to be "completely unbiased"
chickenace11: as a person with no credit cards sure why not
gsyhiap: Oooh, credit card reviews? I'm in need of something to help me sleep!
jadedcynic: Moose aren't native to the island of Newfoundland - some wealthy upper class dude introduced 100 into the wild in 1905 so soon he'd have the chance to hunt them....now there's over a hundred thousand of them here and we have a government licensed (and thus limited) hunt annually, and still we have a " 'n' people killed by moose-vehicle accidents this year" notice
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: why yes, this is exactly what i need and I have nothing better to do with my time!
Evandill: INFOGRAPHICS and DEBT? My two favorite things!
phorrestgaze: huh...
BishopSansPants: I work in a CS/Fulfillment dept of a small internet company and we get shit like that all the time.
DoodlestheGreat: This post is relevant to my interests and I want to subscribe to your newsletter. OhGod
jadedcynic: Oh BEEJ; don't even mention them :P
MalBeam: blind infographic readings could be a good Live segment, ala the blind powerpoint segments
gsyhiap: !subscribe credit card facts ResidentSleeper
Driosenth: Now I'm think of Kathleen's deadly info-graphic sketch
FurbyGoneFubar: So, that spam just worked...?
Zarash11: Swiss know how to fondu
drthmik: rooD1 rooD2
jadedcynic: swiss cheese and white wine melted for dipping
TXC2: my family used to do Chicken fondue
r10pez10: chat is now "readers"
TemporallyAwry: "Ingrate themselves" - nice freudian there
Zarash11: Can I join?
Zhedor: KÖLSCH IS NOT BEER!!! IT IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST THE VERY NOTION OF BEER!
jadedcynic: no, paul, I'm sure they were willing to SELL if they could get away with it. Kappa
jadedcynic: @Zhedor thatsthejoke.gif
r10pez10: does it operate in LRRbucks
Zhedor: *ahem* apologies. I have...strong opinions regarding the brew of my southern neighbors
Stellapacifica: No no Paul, see - they're looking for people to laugh and put it up ironically
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: send back an infographic about the pros and cons of sending unsolicited email to a group of comedians?
BlueChloroplast: I mean I think they try to target everyone indiscriminanatly
chickenace11: Chem with Cam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe it's self selecting, like the "actual real IRS" calls that are so fake, only the really gullible will fall for it
Pteraspidomorphi: Gardening? Unheard of
r10pez10: classic
JerecoPlays: Gardening with Greg as a Hedge Fund Manager?
jadedcynic: oh right; you're in BC, you CAN do outdoorsy shit in WINTER *seethe to stay warm*
chickenace11: Gardening with greg but banna cori comes in and punches him
jadedcynic: nice seed, but we could work on it...
chickenace11: running with ghost James again
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: ugh, it's barely past 8am and it's already 30C
TheOtherTrevor: Speed combined with geographic distance between your answer and the real answer
r10pez10: okay when i heard sweating and freeze i thought it was going a different direction
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: yeeting trivia instead of kobe huh?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: i hate summer.
TXC2: some escalting scale of fitness regimes?
Papperslappen: Something about going outside and then deciding to never go outside again
jadedcynic: new year resolutions - you did a very meta one
jadedcynic: AGREED CAM!
ContingentCat: maybe something about how by mid january most new year resolutions have been dropped
Darkergalahad: lol
MatthewDennisMTG: Nude beer revolutions vs New Years resolutions
ContingentCat: yess
Zarash11: P1: walks in drenched in sweat P2: What happened to you P1: I've taken up running for my resolution P2: You only left 3 minutes ago
madmanoreo: 5k my dudes.
jadedcynic: Fun fact: I am waiting for January to end before start doing 'resolution' like things, just to break that
chickenace11: reveres creep
jadedcynic: it creeps beyond its original plans
chickenace11: * Reverse
jadedcynic: THAT is 'feature creep' writ large
EricTRT: How about a Chinese New Year resolution? That's coming up in a little over 2 weeks.
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: if they're doing resolutions, at some point Cam needs to hold up a counterspell. maybe stifle or render silent?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kickstarter for Resolutions with stretch goals. Stretching more is also a resolution
jadedcynic: @EricTRT ooo, good idea; I'll try that
chickenace11: Say the person does it for the Chinese new years
Darkergalahad: chines new years resolution thats when I get to fix my new years res
FurbyGoneFubar: Why is watching comedians sitting and staring with a concentrated face trying to think of jokes so funny to me?
jadedcynic: wait wat?!?
MatthewDennisMTG: Make a New Years resolution that has to do with a spell resolving
drcanonball: maybe something with paul's clones
Evandill: I had to clip the moose story
BlueChloroplast: Hit someone with a rubber chicken?
jadedcynic: ohhhhh, cool; looking forward to that
chickenace11: Snorsh yoga
MatthewDennisMTG: Spell cast in 2018, resolves in 2019. New year resolution
BlueChloroplast: I mean Missy had good costumes when they shot at her theatre
jadedcynic: @Evandill thank you SO MUCH
Darkergalahad: fake yoga postions
r10pez10: krog yoga
masta2505: Two people fighting with Book Clubs
jadedcynic: humid yoga?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: beej... no
aerohydra: id love to bring in snorsh yoga
Unas84: or there's just constant noise of traffic, police sirens, construction works sounds
MolaMolaphant: Oh, definitely snowsuits. outdoor hot yoga.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yoga Fire
TXC2: wet yoga is 100% just porn
jadedcynic: ^^^^
ContingentCat: Maybe something about how different BC is to the rest of canada that outdoor yoga there isn't ridiculous sounding like it is here
MalBeam: i need a legal object. "The Magna Carta" "We need a less specific prompt, Gerry. It's always the Magna Carta"
MrSVCD: moist is such a icky word for some reason.
Mangledpixel: damp Yoda?
CodeDancer: My impression is that lot of the Crap Shots humor revolves around office setting. Is that the case or is it just me?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: someone trying to do yoga while beej's tv gardener character tries to build a zen garden?
Rockario: Damp Yoga: we can't afford a heated room, so we just do it outsidde on a drizzly day
drcanonball: Yoga gone wrong
Papperslappen: Staring down the moose pose
cheetoJack: speedrunning yoga?
chickenace11: Speed run yoga stats
EvilBadman: UberYoga
Draynus: Speed yoga is basically Karate, ya?
stormshot14: yoga on speed
Darkergalahad: or cross-yoga
TXC2: CodeDancer it's cheaper and easier to make if it can be made IN the moonbase
cheetoJack: Awesome Yoga Done Quick
Bobtheninjagoldfish: speed yoga.. like speed dating?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: Yoga Bus
jadedcynic: @ContingentCat IKR? it was VERY nice here today - Sunny and clear, and only -20c with the wind chill. all the snowbanks semimelted and refroze into ice blocks
Qvdv: Obgyn&Tonic? want to get pregnant, get drunk...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Trying to cram Yoga into a sketch seems like a bit of a STRETCH Kappa
r10pez10: this is the WORST timeline
phorrestgaze: no more children in peril?
MolaMolaphant: Oh man, Jimmy Kimmel is hosed
Reecer6: that is extremely extremely good on youtube's part by the way
chickenace11: That is a crapshot
phorrestgaze: but also the entire daddy of 5 thing
jadedcynic: you can walk ON the snowbanks with no fear of falling through
TXC2: what manner of fucking ahole does that?
MatthewDennisMTG: Speed yoga while they sit in traffic, but then they slam the gas pedal while doing one and cause a wreck
Mewdog: butt yoga
MalBeam: awesome yoga done quick, i need the audience to be quiet for this next pose. i need silence to enter the proper meditative state
phorrestgaze: many people found it funny
TheMerricat: I was half listening, is what Kathleen talking about real or a joke?
chickenace11: I'm glad I never believed in santa
Godofmuffins: Haha I betrayed your trust.
TXC2: TheMerricat a sadly real thing
PhoenixMelior: I mean, that's why I dislike the idea of conventional Christmas to begin with
Dix: YOU KEEP ME ALIVE.. .WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME - some kids somewhere
chickenace11: Have to go and get food see you later chat
Papperslappen: It's just a prank, child
TheMerricat: @TXC2 sorry, I meant the rules, I know assholes are assholes. :-)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guarantee you do *not* want the splits you get from Speed Yoga
jadedcynic: it's funny to evil, disgusting people who subsist on schadenfreude
CodeDancer: Does Crap Shots do topical stuff? I think there may be some humor and click value in the recent Gillette commercial.
jadedcynic: @CodeDancer not really
TXC2: TheMerricat oh I guess so,
lucha_libro: Maybe it's me, but I would think speed yoga might accidently result in the person becoming a sentai hero
TXC2: CodeDancer not really no
TehAmelie: will this hilarious video be deleted? place your bets here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk
EvilBadman: Mawp
TheMerricat: Nice. If Youtube has banned that shit life will be much better.
jadedcynic: wait, you DID that in a crapshot, beej - "what the hell did I put in that pie?!?" lrrBEEJ
drcanonball: muh ears
r10pez10: man, bill watterson
aesir_blade: Isn't speed yoga just karate?
Invitare: Yoguht Yoga
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I didn't know about that with calvin and hobbs
Darkergalahad: cross-yoga-fit
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: I'm using my sister's kids to mess with my sister. I've already taught the 2 oldest kids to say "are we there yet?" every couple of minutes in a car ride.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Sandpaper Yoga
TXC2: Speed Yoga = ashtanga yoga
tachiseneriz: droopy yoga
Mewdog: wet yoga is the 1000 dollar tier
jadedcynic: InB4 LRR get purchased by PornHub :P
cuttlefishman: Pictues of Beej doing Wet Yoga
cuttlefishman: plz
NimrodXIV: wait - of WHO doing wet yoga?
cuttlefishman: do on next LRL
drthmik: rooGasm WET YOGA
jadedcynic: yoGoat
jadedcynic: yorts
Zarash11: The guys on Parliament Hill doing yoga in the T Rex costume is great
ContingentCat: yogoat yoga for goats
FurbyGoneFubar: Random fact: If Monthy Python's Flying Circus had started airing half a year earlier it would have been in black and white, and seriec the BBC started in black and white the continued that way.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Yugo Yoga
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
A_Dub888: !findquote yoga
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jadedcynic: my friends came up with K-cups back in the 80's :P
drthmik: you could have kept up the Daily Drop rooSmug
sir_jack_DB: Yourt
lare291: Fish yoga
jadedcynic: they have me kick them every time we meet :D
TehAmelie: man, if i got a penny for every idea i've had that was the dumbest thing i could imagine that then happened i'd have like a dime
Papperslappen: Moist fishing
Darkergalahad: fishing or phising?
TXC2: pretty sure Yurts are turkish
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is there a Krog craphsot about "Phishing"?
jadedcynic: Wet Fishing
GeeItSomeLaldy: Fishing off a Dry Dock
FurbyGoneFubar: Phising rod and reeling in a bunch of personal information?
TXC2: mongols have a different name for their tent things
CodeDancer: The fisher-person will need to catch something surprising.
MalBeam: torg phishing
Dix: Social Engineering phishing
Nymo: literal phishing
jadedcynic: and Chat's already gone there
Darkergalahad: cathing a boot & eating it for dinner
Draynus: Catfishing
Rockario: They're fishing to help the energy crisis, they mixedd it up with fission
Unas84: that sounds like a Krog crapshot
Godofmuffins: Wait fishing is not a convenient excuse to get drunk and take a nap outdoors.
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun Fishing with a helium balloon.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Fishing for Condoms
MatthewDennisMTG: Compliments?
madmanoreo: beej walks by someone wearing a snorkle. Says he's going to go to wet yoga but it ends just being swimming at the Y.
Nymo: oh no
ThePerrBearr: wow
NimrodXIV: wat
jadedcynic: oh YEAH - fishing with a hook and line, and catching credit card statements
r10pez10: hahaha
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: wow
TheMerricat: Might be a bit chilly for any Krog related crapshots.
TXC2: I bet NO ONE used that
Ancient_Chaos: Fishing for personal information, accidentally catches a rock album.
Dix: "You've already RFID Skimmed it.."
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: damn, that's diamond level trolling right there.
Astra7525: What's their slogan: "Think you're good enough for this job? DOn't worry, we already know"
r10pez10: over my dead body
TXC2: yeap, TSA can not make you open your phone
Dix: So don't use Face ID Unlock kids
MolaMolaphant: Fruit of the poisonous tree, yeah
ThePerrBearr: solution: don't have your phone use your face to unlock it
Rockario: Slam your hand over your face
drthmik: illegally bugging your house is pretty easy too
Solipsody: @ThePerrBearr Right. Use someone else's face, and don't tell anyone who.
jadedcynic: I mean they CAN just shoot and kill you, but....
TXC2: jadedcynic too real
Astra7525: Wish our legal system had that. Our law enforcement can still use illegaly obtained evidence
jadedcynic: exactly, cam
Papperslappen: I saw an Apple ad on twitter a while back that just said "Pay with your face"
Mangledpixel: and the laser net
jadedcynic: @TXC2 so is the rest of it
ThePerrBearr: all hail the bureaucracy!
ContingentCat: also it would be a waste of resources so they wouldn't want to
Ancient_Chaos: Beej-side fishing?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: compliments
drthmik: DO IT
Nymo: fish line going through portals
jadedcynic: mmmmmm, I like the sound of that, beej
TheMerricat: Have Graham Rod Sterling it.
Darkergalahad: p1 catches a boot, p2 "aww to bad" P1 "you kidding i got dinner" LATER eating
MolaMolaphant: Person is extremely disappointed when they pull up someone's whole wallet instead of a fish?
aesir_blade: That's a crapshot
FurthestChunk55: that was a crapshot, yeah
jadedcynic: make the world a better and more just place
FurthestChunk55: you were in it, beej
TheWooglie: They might all be skuba diving
EvilBadman: Years of unpaid college debt
ContingentCat: yeah that's a crapshot
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Hmm, fair point, I guess I should change the line." Kappa
aesir_blade: That's crapshot ep272 The Lawyer Joke
player0x01: @LoadingReadyRun ... I can say, with some certainty, some of us are fishing for fish.
Zarash11: Wink wink nudge nudge
jadedcynic: kinda like that one with the candy bars
BlueChloroplast: Magicarp?
Nymo: LUL
MolaMolaphant: "darn it, more drugs"
TXC2: so baicaly how not to do improve? :P
ContingentCat: YES
jadedcynic: KATHLEEN! YES
Mewdog: kathleen no
Chewbacca_xD: a fat ched 1
jadedcynic: lrrDARK
TheWooglie: Today's fish is trout à la crème
Evandill: YES PLEASE
jadedcynic: PAUL!
FurbyGoneFubar: "Teach a man to phish and he'll scam your grandmother"?
Unas84: GOLD
ContingentCat: YES!
Dix: got there
Solipsody: Someone is sitting on a dock, fishing. They get a tug on the line, start reeling it in... Beej-drop noise. They cut the line and leave.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Enjoy your meal
r10pez10: hard yes
Inkompetence: Or Reel Big Fish.
Reecer6: "you're making a mockery of my livelihood sir"
stormshot14: YES
GeeItSomeLaldy: "The Fish" by YES
Camail: prison. prison for all of you
player0x01: @TheWooglie ... fish! .... fish! ... fish!
BlueChloroplast: YES
ContingentCat: or a Reel big Fish one
SajuukSjet: yes! and the phishing joke :D
beowuuf: cameron now owes paul two good bodyshots to the kidneys
Mangledpixel: I like the idea of trying desperately to get anything done in a world that is entirely comedy sketches.
jadedcynic: welp; that 4th one is now written :D
GeeItSomeLaldy: The Fish (Schindleria praematurus), YES :D
TheWooglie: player0x01 enjoy your meal
GeeItSomeLaldy: Then you can end on Roundabout
Chewbacca_xD: ay what camera r u lookin at kid
jadedcynic: 4 in one session; that's pretty good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, look at the size of it, that's a new RECORD!
jadedcynic: THAT! "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously..."
Chewbacca_xD: haze der
BlueChloroplast: @Laserbeaks_Fury LOL
MalBeam: give a man a phish record and he'll play it for a day. teach a man the phish...
r10pez10: drone
Solipsody: Boat.
Chewbacca_xD: big da
Creideiki_SE: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, you feed him for life. Give him a well-charged electric eel, he stops asking you annoying questions.
FurbyGoneFubar: Is the album "everyone knows" about "Billy Breathes"?
Chewbacca_xD: whats the fps on ur fod
Traion: The next person that makes a bad pun has to get into the sea for the reverse shot
jadedcynic: @MalBeam "give a man a phish album and he'll be entertained for a day. Teach a man to phish and he will be able to buy all the Phish albums he could want."
CodeDancer: electric eels are actually not eels, they are a kind of knife fish. so still Fish!
Chewbacca_xD: wheres r kid gone
jadedcynic: so they never got the permits?!?
jadedcynic: BRILLIANT!@!
Chewbacca_xD: bored u
Stellapacifica: @jadedcynic teach a man to limewire and he'll have Phish for the rest of -- This transmission has been deleted by the DMCA --
BlueChloroplast: pi? pie?
jadedcynic: Pi
Chewbacca_xD: hmu :L
jadedcynic: Life of Pi?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: @CodeDancer wait, really?
jadedcynic: COMPLIMENTS
LuckyLastLaugh: phishing for stock options
r10pez10: a pair of threes?
Chewbacca_xD: your mum sells ps2 games at pallo shop
r10pez10: splitting the atom?
MolaMolaphant: we're going too deep!
WonderfulGlory: The Lawyer joke is one of my favorite crapshots of all time
Nymo: a date
CodeDancer: @JayTheDarkLordOfSalt yeah, I saw it on a YouTube video. I think it was vlogbrothers
Reecer6: "Maybe a burbot. Some people call those lawyers."
Stellapacifica: An inside strait? (note spelling)
arkilyd: This sounds like a straight man role for James
Donutholez: fishing for usernames and passwords?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: @CodeDancer huh, i had no idea. It's not even 9am, and I've learnt something
jadedcynic: CUT! PRINT! that's a WRAP, folks!
drthmik: rooLick WET YOGA
coolbond: how about as a punchline "no thanks i already know whats down there"
Invitare: it's a fish in a bottle
Reecer6: You use glass-shearing hooks.
BlueChloroplast: also the bottle has the shadow of a fish
Stellapacifica: Who will only come over if you redecorate entirely
LuckyLastLaugh: maybe it gets hooked into the cork
CodeDancer: @JayTheDarkLordOfSalt glad to help
Rockario: You don't catch bottles, you catch hunks of seaweed and lose hooks when they get caught under rocks
Invitare: feeding animals snacks until they love you sounds normal
BlueChloroplast: D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
Mangledpixel: daww <3
ContingentCat: Penelope is the cutest
Evandill: Adorable
FurthestChunk55: every Penelope story I hear is infinitely heartwarming
FurbyGoneFubar: Favourite prop-baby!
Nymo: we did it!
r10pez10: ya did it
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Welbog: Hooray
r10pez10: great hustle
BellaDante__: aw damn i missed it
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
BlueChloroplast: w000t!!
manfred909: lrrHEART
r10pez10: HAHAH
BlueChloroplast: katesChicken
TehAmelie: you could tell by the sound that was a good one
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2342 patrons for a total of $14,218.75 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
TXC2: that number continues to be incredible to me
BlueChloroplast: the many, Many, MANY, lights
Dix: i know right TXC2
r10pez10: copacetic, nice
Unas84: @LoadingReadyRun James, can you check Discord? I asked you something on there for next week :)
Dix: lrrBEEJ On Demand
Nymo: lrrBEEJ
Dix: PogChamp
Mewdog: experience Beej On Demand
Nymo: oo!
r10pez10: do you guys then also know how many people are waiting for certain items
Welbog: PAX South is where I met Cam
TheWooglie: Are they on streamed panels?
Dix: I'm sad I'm missing PAX South this year
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
Gnuttor: Thanks everyone!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:16 from now).
Welbog: Bye guys!
TehAmelie: i got a little spare money because the heat in my apartment had been lrrEFF allw inter. $10 pledged!
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
r10pez10: pepper fot
Zarash11: When is the Highlander tournament?
Dix: Zarash11 February 2nd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cam will be getting a milkshake?
Dix: wait maybe the third?
MolaMolaphant: Messenger is real good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what was that one just savage tweet
r10pez10: it's on steam too
Zarash11: Thanks Dix ooh they could have new RNA cards
Dix: Zarash11 I know Jeremy said on the 2nd witha tweet a few days ago.
Traion: @zarash11 @dix 2nd
r10pez10: beej in demand
Dared00: LRR PAX panel is at 11AM tomorrow
Astra7525: Still need to watch part 2
TehAmelie: mm, box text
BlueChloroplast: all dem sausages?
AmoriLinguae: dice frands!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Stellapacifica: I need to put the rest of part 2 in my earholes cause I had to go home
TXC2: we're still on 2 signatures in dice friends right?
Nymo: lrrFINE
BlueChloroplast: @TXC2 yuup
TXC2: ok good
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:14 from now).
TXC2: thanks
BlueChloroplast: yes that is thank you
Traion: @txc2 Also on 2 gates :P
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TXC2: I like the Progress bar emote
Zarash11: Bye! Good luck Cam
TXC2: !discord
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2342 patrons for a total of $14,225.57 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
TXC2: Bye
Nymo: lrrHEART
spicydungus: lrrHEART
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Tzeeeeentch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:05 from now).
TehAmelie: well, always fun to see the creative process, even with one of the most interative streams going to one of te least interative with no word of warnin
Earthenone: hmm?
Earthenone: did something change?
TehAmelie: the presence of chat