TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
TehAmelie: a potent amount
the_canuck_mystic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (9m from now).
Blasteg: How does he know to refresh if they can't see it?
MrTheWalrus: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
TehAmelie: i'm carrying about $350. mostly to remind myself of the physical volume of money, and remind the banks they don't own currency
TehAmelie: that's the joke, Baslte
TehAmelie: Blasterman
TehAmelie: Blasty
TehAmelie: i miss making up nicknames. don't mind me.
drthmik: rooWut Today for the first time since I knew they were a THING I am able to make it to a Pre-Release... rooD But they are full roo7
TehAmelie: i didn't know they could be full
drthmik: as in they have no room for more tables
TehAmelie: but hey, i watched Independence Day sitting on the floor of the theater. i'm sure you'll find your space
drthmik: also Fire Codes
TehAmelie: ah, cruel reality
drthmik: rooWhine
TehAmelie: also fun story, the first LAN i went to, i didn't own a computer. i paid the entry fee and went there to sit and watch the fun all night. and one of the organizers let me borrow her PC out of pure pity and i could join in
Damp_Rice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m from now).
DaMullet14: I've never been to a public lan with an entry fee
drthmik: Oh well rooShrug I have no use for paper magic anyway... It's too expensive and takes up too much space and is too inconvenient and above all too expensive... Arena is where I play all my magic nowadays
DaMullet14: just "a bunch of friends want to bring over their computers" lans
TehAmelie: it may have been a thing just in between 1996 and 1998
drthmik: Yah those really died off BIG time once the internet could handle gaming
TehAmelie: mm-hmm
EricTRT: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (19s from now).
LegionLoyalist: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (22s ago).
DigitalSeahorse: yes, ah cruel reality, ...kindly stop making people hateful and prone to reverse darwinism
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto mister165Wave benginLol also hello chat
drthmik: rooHeart
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
SuperGiraffe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Selfkun: hello all!
EclipseNova258: Whos hype for prerelease weekend?!
thraximore: Me!
chickenace11: ME
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thraximore: Rakdos here we commmme
chickenace11: I don't know what guild i want to play tho
Selfkun: im going to every event!
EclipseNova258: Same, going to like 4
DigitalSeahorse: *sneezes* benginDab
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DarkMorford: I have to pass on the prerelease this time. Car parts took up my budget.
EclipseNova258: GRUUL and Rakdos FTW
AchillesAndTortoise: I am somewhat hype, but I've already played a bunch on arena
EclipseNova258: ive waited on arena
EclipseNova258: i want the first moment to be at prerelease
chickenace11: I have to go and grab my laundry brb chat
NazakYuzak: Hello friends :)
Juliamon: Gazoomtits, DigitalSeahorse!
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
Damp_Rice: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
phorrestgaze: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
malc: oh right, that's why chat suddenly started talking magic
ravenknightWWE: friday night paper fight?
flyingdelorion: lrrSIGNAL
thraximore: What's the usual price for the prerelease? I reserved a spot at my LGS but I don't know the fee off the top of my head
Mystaira: When you start watching a video and forget you are on lrr channel and stream starts up at the same time and you wondering where extra sound is coming from. XD
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
cheetoJack: hey malc, don't suppose you can see twitch sending anything weird in your irc client around the time this message went through? https://qrpth.eu/prism/log?date=2019-01-18#entry-12058533 A few of our chats just gave up around then
NexusVoxx: I expect to pay whatever 7 packs costs
DigitalSeahorse: boots and cats and boots and cats and
voslan: WOOT WOOT PAPER FIGHT NIGHT!
Tzeeeeentch: I know that in australia standard price seems to be $50 but I dunno for where you are
goosecreekinn: Ah yes, the format of champions
NexusVoxx: kamigawa block pauper tiny leaders?
EclipseNova258: @thraximore my lgs is 20$ and thats there usual price
Juliamon: My LGS usually charges $25, which covers the packs and some prizes that they give out between rounds
goosecreekinn: Exactly
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thenb44: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
thraximore: @EclipseNova258 Thanks!
ANDORK3: ah my favorite format to watch but not play
thelaurasaurus: I payed $30 for the pre-release in Australia
felixphew: @thelaurasaurus that's a pretty amazing deal
thalanir: I couldn't go to a pre-release rooCry
ravenknightWWE: lrrJUDGE lrrSIGNAL
hardhitta7: @andork3 saaaame
goosecreekinn: Coming from commander, it's a breath of fresh air
strangebanana2: players?
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MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to H-H-H-Highlander!
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GoAmpDog2: hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy butts
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TehAmelie: hello friends
bl1ghtn1n6: !decklist
NexusVoxx: netnetnetwork
phorrestgaze: this is cam, resigned to deeath
Tzeeeeentch: yeah thats ridiculously cheap at least for where I am in Straya
thelaurasaurus: @felixphew yeah, I just didnt
thelaurasaurus: realise how much
felixphew: ANDORK3 that's me too... for now, but my auslander deck (or at least most of it) should arrive Monday!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: From Seattle to the World. I forget the rest
TehAmelie: it's "a domain of cards" lrBEEJ
Mivair: From Seattle to the World since 19XX
Simonark: Suzerainty of sleeves
NexusVoxx: rip patreon
Statist42: cardkingdom.com (what was their actuall motto again? .... ah fuck it) a kingdom of cards
phorrestgaze: a battle to cam's death
LupusNoctis: so, what's the CA variant? different banned list?
DigitalSeahorse: :D
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tams92: Looking forward to some POWERFUL MAGIC, followed by a nap and then off to the midnight prerelease!
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dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis points list instead of banned list
NexusVoxx: @LupusNoctis as compared to auslander you mean?
DigitalSeahorse: ahahhahahhahhah
NathanJay_GA: Great start here
Countzeroor: I wonder if they take a drink someone makes a "It's a Kingdom of Cards - no that's not their actual motto" quip on a stream.
phorrestgaze: let's all kinkshame suicide cults
BlameBlair: Highlander linkusHype !!!
LupusNoctis: compared to Commander
curious_bob: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:02.
TheOtherTrevor: Lotus, Morph, Go
LupusNoctis: Hmm, now I have to check if my Slivers Commander deck fits in this format :)
felixphew: @LupusNoctis 1v1, competitive, 20 life, no colour identity
dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis it’s very different from Commander. There’s no color identity restriction, for one thing
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
noSmokeFire: SuperMorph - like SuperHaste, but morph
LupusNoctis: oh, so not really an equivalent.
Statist42: canlander is more comparable to legacy with 100 cards no duplicates
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis they compare it to Cube Constructed
NexusVoxx: @LupusNoctis start from vintage instead. 100 card singleton, vintage banned list (shahrazad, dexterity cards, ante), and a points list for powerful cards. 10 points.
RomanGoro: Canlander is often called "constructed legacy cube"
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When Kitesail Freebooter enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until Kitesail Freebooter leaves the battlefield.
weasely: I wonder if Judith made its way into Cam's deck already
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature — Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren is continuing the Gift Sub they got from RockPusher!
Tkellyosu: heck yes, best format to watch after a long week
dialMforMara: Do we know if Cam is using PPR cards?
noSmokeFire: choose the form of your destructor
LupusNoctis: Hmm, will have to see if I can make one for the format. sold off most of my paper collection
Juliamon: dialMforMara don't think that's legal
NexusVoxx: litchee boi
flyingdelorion: Red wine, Olives and Lrr plays Magic. This is a good night!
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library.
LoadingReadyRun: !decklist
dylanbbb: Actual lock and key? With the traps and everything?
TehAmelie: think of the positives, you save all the life you'd have used on pumping the Putrid Leech
Countzeroor: How would you chip a Magic card?
drfox17: I don't magic, but I'm here for fun!
NexusVoxx: ooo an actual opposition list
B1ndas: nelson simic opposition lol
Countzeroor: Put an RFID sticker on the back of the card?
TehAmelie: oh, it's still in play, never mind
drfox17: mmmm beef stir fry
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
LupusNoctis: RFID in the sleeves?
dialMforMara: @nexusvoxx what is Opposition?
phorrestgaze: the key was broken into 4 parts which will be taken home by the victor of tonight's activities... and then they've got to try to put it back together.
dialMforMara: I’m amused by the name “medium red”
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've missed Alex!!!
RomanGoro: medium red sounds like how you should make a steak
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
phorrestgaze: is Alex singing the Johnny cash one and Cam doing NIN?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if i were to just see the card Bitterblossom by itself, I wouldn't realize how good it is
dialMforMara: !card simic opposition
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still can' get over that
dialMforMara: Guess I’ll find out next round
thenb44: !card opposition
LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
Loonatic93: Just got here. Who is table friend?
TehAmelie: it is his now. Johnny didn't change a word but he had 50 years on Trent and that made the difference
SuperGiraffe: I love Cams basic choices
thenb44: ben wheeler from north 100 @Loonatic93
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playmaster500: 16 mouth with magical cards can't wait to play allegiance tommorow going gruul
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LupusNoctis: Full Art FTW
dialMforMara: Cool
Loonatic93: @thenb Thanks!
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
drfox17: LRR chat, opinion: You can emulate Simic Slaw with Ceviche
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
jonasjonIV: doesn't his other creature trigger?
DaMullet14: tablefriend's tracking it
bl1ghtn1n6: @LoadingReadyRun zulaport trigger
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Zulaport triggers?
thalanir: zulaport trigger?
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Statist42: cutthroat trigger?
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TehAmelie: i understand Trent actually tried to cover Johnny Cash's cover which has to be considered an act of desperation
DarklordStratos: Cam, that show is much better than "fine"
maelstrom197: Ben, I had a eureka moment the other day: are you the judge Ben from the Friday Nights pre-release video from like five years ago?
B1ndas: Triggers!!!!
LupusNoctis: 3 goblins for the price of one!
wicker_knight: @drfox17 Not entirely wrong, but am leaning towards being insulted on behalf or ceviche :/
dialMforMara: Firefly: not actually worth it now that The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet exists
bl1ghtn1n6: ok
tams92: They have gotten all triggers for cutthroat
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the best sword?
NathanJay_GA: Ben's doing a lot of work there
NexusVoxx: teferi rogue
phorrestgaze: double income no kids?
drfox17: @wicker_knight I just figured that, of all seafood dishes, it's the one that makes people go "What's in that !?"
LupusNoctis: gotta watch out for the DINCs
drfox17: I agree that ceviche is much better
wicker_knight: @drfox17 that and cioppino are probably the best choices
drfox17: :: looking up cioppino ::
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the world needs more bees
TheOtherTrevor: Just put Nicholas Cage in Magic and the bees will follow
LRRbot: Bontu the Glorified [2B] | Legendary Creature — God [4/6] | Menace, indestructible / Bontu the Glorified can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
NathanJay_GA: I plan on running for MP on a pro-bee platform. Bees for all!
tams92: manifesting battlefield forge is actually hurting cam real bad
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not the best god, but Bontu fucks
RealGamerCow: Bontoons the Glorified
hoktauri: Bontu, definitely not good
TehAmelie: i'd watch a movie about bees overthrowing society
wicker_knight: @drfox17 it's basically "seafood leftovers the soup"
Skudd: Bontu is my favorite Amonkhet god
NazakYuzak: bontu is best girl
drfox17: @wicker_knight I would agree, but i assumed that A, you want it cold, as a slaw, and B, you want green & blue in it
wicker_knight: touche
Bentlemerz: Is amulet titan Moderns Nic Fit then?
thenb44: bontu was a traitor
tams92: Bontu is a traitor and got what she deserved on Amonkhet
TehAmelie: you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
hoktauri: the Old Spice Red Zone?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
maelstrom197: @tehamelie *aggressively rolls eyes*
TehAmelie: ouch
drfox17: admittedly, the blue is easiest with blue corn chips
B1ndas: good ol 1 Mana planeswalker
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's funny, that was in Vorthos. I guess Hazoret is the only god alive on Amonkhet?
LupusNoctis: oof them Faerie smashings
thenb44: is alex wearing a QWERPLINE shirt?!!?
drfox17: I might try making a dish of it this summer, and I'll post it in the LRR Food Discord
riordand: Hello friends, am I late?
NexusVoxx: bird-state
JeracotIII: beauty is in the eye of the Beej Holder lrrBEEJ
I_Am_Clockwork: Kurt Burd Sterd, PI
TehAmelie: ehrmegehrd, behrdsteht
riordand: Curled Birb State?
tribbletribal: I wonder if Cam's put any new RNA cards in his aristocrats deck
I_Am_Clockwork: of the West Coast Burd-Sterds
thenb44: none of them have rna cards
tams92: @tribbletribal Nobody is running RNA cards
Juliamon: RNA cards aren't allowed to be played yet
riordand: Bold attack
DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun hello players and chat :D
NexusVoxx: men ass
dylanbbb: Has menace
gsjbuffalo: !players
LRRbot: Our PPR players today are Graham, Kathleen, Cameron, Adam, Erin Campbell, Shivam Bhatt, Marshall Sutcliffe, and Gavin Verhey!
B1ndas: uhhh
phorrestgaze: uuuh
LupusNoctis: bot out of date!
Blasteg: Alex's board state looos better? I know nothing about this format
Statist42: hmmm
NexusVoxx: @gsjbuffalo Ben Wheeler and Nelly
drfox17: @wicker_knight Man, this cioppino recipe looks good, it's got lots of stuff I like
Juliamon: !decklist
thalanir: uuuh huh
NathanJay_GA: that aint right
DerpAttackGo: uhh indeed
Juliamon: Decklist is updated, Players isn't
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
felixphew: Which one of them is Erin and which is Marshall?
Juliamon: We'll get on it
tams92: whoof
wicker_knight: @drfox17 cioppino is awesome. In fairness, so is ceviche :P
LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
felixphew: I see no cards with the word dredge on them
TehAmelie: bitterblossom is such a black card
tams92: I forgot he had that card in his hand
hoktauri: Cam is the most Marshall like I'd say
phorrestgaze: oh man if cam takes this
BillTheCat: trigger trigger trigger can't you see sometimes your looks just hypnotize me...
B1ndas: MENACHE
phorrestgaze: 1 blocker's not enough
TehAmelie: are we playing with Chess rules?
drthmik: <message deleted>rooREE HUUURK
drfox17: wait, do chess rules apply to magic?
riordand: Don't do it
thenb44: twowo
Juliamon: !players
LRRbot: Our Canlander players today are Alex, Ben W, Nelson, and Cameron.
jarjaross: Hey tech did you know you were streaming “behind the scenes”?
dylanbbb: If Cam can kill something he wins
thraximore: Menace?
Akaiatana: BontUwU what's this
dylanbbb: Can't block Bontu
aesir_blade: links, zwo, links, zwo
jarjaross: I’m pretty sure this is magic
drfox17: lrrJUDGE , does chess rules apply?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Thegreathugs: worst attack ever
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE W lrrCIRCLE
TehAmelie: actually, judges, can you keep your finger on an instant?
pplckle: I did it, i made it to a live magic stream!
LupusNoctis: hooray!
Dr_fragenstien: math is for blockers, alex was the attacker. checks out
DigitalSeahorse: who has time for MATHS in games
Rogtilop: The punish
sekunder: literally only frank karsten, because he has time for math at all times
Blasteg: bolt! bolt! bolt!
B1ndas: math is for blockers
drthmik: <message deleted>rooISee IS THIS MATH? rooThink
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
dylanbbb: Thats game
Gelfolius: what is this amazing mess i’ve walked into?
NihilismRacoon: Alex plays sloppy as hell
dylanbbb: Alex forgetting about menace
Jorge4hg: menache
SamanthaVess: Go to cheat step
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riordand: Could have just said "crack fetch for basic, play creature and sac it to kill you", but I like the BM
Blasteg: wait who won?
Willbrannon: Savage punts
dylanbbb: Cam won
mtgdabest: Let's not add another Alex to the DCI banlist
blip2004: alex needed 2 creatures to block
TehAmelie: i do like how you both ended up at 2 life
dylanbbb: Alex should have went all in or left 2 blockers
ArcOfTheConclave: @riordand He didn't know there was a plaines
NathanJay_GA: Alright, that seemed like a good game. Surprised it went that quickly
jarjaross: Wait never mind its just a tag… why is this tagged behind the scenes?
B1ndas: Chat Knows All
Akaiatana: Bitterblossom is Fairy Furlough
thenb44: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
dylanbbb: If he had went all in Cam couldn't have gotten the plains
NexusVoxx: reading the chat explains th... wait no it doesnt
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: We are, it's true
phorrestgaze: Chat knows all:Chat knows nothing
thenb44: !chat
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Chat is always wrong.
DoodlestheGreat: All I remind people of is to make sure they stay hydrated.
VelvetFalcon: Chat is always.
ritchards: poker face
drthmik: <message deleted>Reading the Chat reminds the Chat rooISee
TehAmelie: remember Vampires in Shandalar whoäd tend to "reward" you for beating them by keeping your life total the same for you next match?
thegatherers: all i do is over pay for cards
NexusVoxx: *serge shaking head emote*
GoblinRanger: ouch
TehAmelie: *who'd
riordand: @ArcOfTheConclave Yeah, that's fair, but doing the whole ritual even after getting the plains was... uncalled for
Camail: wow ok
icetor7: <message deleted>!punt
drthmik: <message deleted>!punt
NazakYuzak: ALEX
MalBeam: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
NazakYuzak: LUL
raicune: <message deleted>!punt
Dr_fragenstien: trying to find any wisdom in chat is like trying to find a needle in the haystack. There might be someone who is right, but there's an infinite number of monkeys also banging their fists against their keyboards
Jorge4hg: mods lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ahanta_: Stupid question but they are playing EDH 1v1 ?Can someone elaborate pls
Juliamon: The punt purges are all LRRbot, lol
bradlby: activated the ol trap card
thalanir: rooBonk
dylanbbb: They are playing Canadian Highlander
thraximore: 100 card singleton
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART lrrBot
thenb44: !highlander
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silvalunae: @Dr_fragenstien but if you get enough monkeys, don't they write shakespear eventually?
dylanbbb: 100 card singleton
TheOtherTrevor: punting in chat, thats a punt
drthmik: rooBonk
MuffinsOnAHill: <punt deleted>
TonyStark1986: Azorius is the one true guild!
NexusVoxx: @ahanta_ canadian highlander. 100 card cingleton vintage, basically
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Hit it with the brick.
DigitalSeahorse: I love the tentacles tattoo!
hoktauri: I love p*** getting auto deleted, thank you Paul
TehAmelie: umm
pplckle: viewing page this at 160p is an experience
Blasteg: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4008: "They need to invent a reversible needle that's pokey on both--wait no that's a terrible idea" —Paul [2017-02-09]
thenb44: @ahanta_ see what i just posted
thegatherers: field goal
B1ndas: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
DarklordStratos: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #106: "Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again." —Cameron [2015-04-09]
ksurugger1: !notpunt
LupusNoctis: Cam cannae believe he won a game!
riordand: Oh wow
thalanir: rooKek
chickenace11: That is me cam whenever I win
Camail: cam in new territory here
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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ahanta_: THanks guys , i will check out the links !
Jorge4hg: but what if alex
dylanbbb: Cam forgets Bantu went ham for him
mtgdabest: LMAO
Dr_fragenstien: @silvalunae yes, but how do you find shakespear among an infinite number of feces and ink stained piles of paper?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
Aarek: Pelt boy!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Yo Baron I can dig it!
TehAmelie: put Higjlander Alex in Smash you cowards
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
silvalunae: @Dr_fragenstien very carefully. . . and with gloves
I_Am_Clockwork: Socialist Scooby is best friends with Gritty i feel
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Pelt Collector looks like The Highlander.
Reecer6: Oh, I've heard this.
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
thenb44: thats a fancy bob
GoblinRanger: bright confidant
ksurugger1: Is it just me or are cards showing in lrrbot before they are on stream?
dylanbbb: Now time to die to Dark Confidant
LupusNoctis: Judge foil Bob? swing dat valuation around! :)
MalBeam: that boy ain't right
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's beardless Stark Confidant. Grahamness at any cost
Dirt_Gopher: The best Bob
DigitalSeahorse: Blooming Marsh seems like a place where you'd find BLOOM SQUIRREL :P
trilemma85: RUT ROH!
Willbrannon: No duals but shiny bob makes up for it
TehAmelie: wow, that's even more cruel than Greed
bradlby: THE JUICE
felixphew: Greatness at any cost includes blindness, apparently
thenb44: the JUICE
thegatherers: those were someones last words
LRRbot: Dreg Mangler [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Haste / Scavenge {3}{B}{G}
TehAmelie: !card greed
LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
lettuce_lad: RUH ROH
B1ndas: JUICE
riordand: Juice 'em
pplckle: cameron with the tumblr memes
Nemowoodbine: Cam tells that story a lot.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
tams92: That went from zero to truck real fast
SpookySpaghooti: Hey all!
MurficWPN: lol
ritchards: never drink
NathanJay_GA: this game may be over early
thraximore: hahahaha
NexusVoxx: OOF
phorrestgaze: oof
voslan: Thats an amazing Droppy
Baldrash: WOOF
LRRbot: Distended Mindbender [8] | Creature — Eldrazi Insect [5/5] | Emerge {5}{B}{B} / When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with converted mana cost 3 or less and a card with converted mana cost 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.
tams92: Gamethree?
bradlby: hmmmmm
thalanir: rooKek
eye_h_bar: Bodied
underhill33: no the face bob!
Ryenji: um
I_Am_Clockwork: oooohnoooooo
riordand: Oh boy
thraximore: ow
OleanderWhispers: distendo m'bendo strikes again
chickenace11: got bite you in but cam
control_rig: The biggest oof
B1ndas: Sent to the shadow realm
SamanthaVess: Don't take 8!
TheOtherTrevor: barf
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Whammies
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that kills the Cam
Fletcherizer: ouch
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
DerpAttackGo: !price Dark conf
thenb44: more like DOMEstalker
bradlby: is this good if so why
JerecoPlays: By God!
I_Am_Clockwork: oops whoops
lettuce_lad: OOOF
MrTulip: to the land of wind and shadow
NexusVoxx: more like DOMestalker
thegatherers: game!
MuffinsOnAHill: AT ANY COST!!
lord0rcus: That's a clip!
WubGhost: OH NOOOOOOO
SuperGiraffe: oofa doofa
Aarek: that man died
Aingidh: Oof ouch owie ow
drthmik: I missed it rooCry
Zardoc66: F
silvalunae: wait, what just happened i'm confused
lowlevelhermit: oh nooooo
Dr_fragenstien: your deck just kicked you in the nads!
eye_h_bar: To the Shadow Realm!
dylanbbb: The Dark Confidant will always kill you
control_rig: To the shadow realm
TehAmelie: lrrHERE
Camail: RIP
B1ndas: uwu whats this?
tams92: "Bob, what you got for me?" *bob drops a truck on cam's face*
Gelfolius: OOOF PogChamp OhMyDog OhMyDog
SnivianMoon: That man had a family!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Onto game three
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I_Am_Clockwork: Cameron has been sent to the realm of wind and ghosts
bl1ghtn1n6: F
SirZapdos: More like Domestalker
NathanJay_GA: We just watched a man die
wicker_knight: uuuuhhhhhhh....one more? Kappa
carsonthekid: deck lists
sekunder: bobby take it back i dont want it :(
Willbrannon: To the shadow realm
lowlevelhermit: it's neo tombstalker
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Alex may need a bucket or a liedown
Evochron13: *kirby death noise*
RendezVoodoo: game 3 good times
TwilitLugia: What just happened?
Fletcherizer: with god as my witness that man has been snapped in half
Juliamon: Yall better be clipping that
sawbladetornado: Bobby, what you got for me?! Couuuuuuuuuuuuuugh...take...8...
TimmyTidalWave: Ouch
thalanir: lrrFINE
Willbrannon: RIP
SpookySpaghooti: How long has the stream been going for?
DoodlestheGreat: lrrFINE
Statist42: lrrFINE
Reecer6: someone explain why this was bad, i'm dumb
Skudd: Well then. I guess I saw somebody actually die today.
thegatherers: bah gawd, thats the mindbenders music
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Willbrannon: tap tap concede
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:17.
TimWinGame: at any cost
I_Am_Clockwork: thats going on the POWERFUL MAGIC playlist, right?
chickenace11: Bob steps out of the way while cam get's hit by a truck
ritchards: !clips
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TwilitLugia: What happened?
Blasteg: can someone explain that sequence?
trilemma85: Yeah, that seems worth.
MalBeam: well i can trade with the dryad militant or i can draw an extra card lrrGREED
RomanGoro: !card dark confidant
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
NexusVoxx: @Reecer6 Dark Confidant reveals a card off the top, you put it in your hand and lose life equal to the CMC. cam just took 8.
thenb44: !card dark confidant
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
sekunder: "thanks, i 8 it"
riordand: "Uh, you did say at any cost"
DaMullet14: Blasteg: Dark Confidant costs you life equal to the cost of the flipped card, that card costs 8
TheOtherTrevor: at least it wasn't the emrakul that he inexplicably put in the deck
thegatherers: @Blasteg he takes damage equal to how much that spell costs, it was 8
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do not like Magic Bobs
FireTigerGinger: katesSir
tams92: So Bob let's you put the top card of your deck into your hand, but you lose life equal to its CMC. Cam revealed a card with CMC 8
Werewalrus99: bob just choke slammed you
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I mean people used to play blightsteel and bob in the same deck. Greatness at any cost.
NathanJay_GA: you can do it, Cam!
Reecer6: @NexusVoxx ooh, thank you. my belated reaction: OOOOOOOOOOHH
silvalunae: @DaMullet14 thank you
lettuce_lad: Let's go Cam!!!!
Blasteg: thanks
ritchards: Why is Dark Confidendant called Bob?
Loonatic93: So, would Winnie T. Pooh play Gruul or Selesnya?
ArcOfTheConclave: at ANY cost!
NexusVoxx: @ritchards it's a card designed by a pro player, Bob Maher
tams92: That was about as unlucky as my opponent blowing up my six creatures with the new Rakdos on arena
bradlby: it was Bob Maher's invitational card
drthmik: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH rooH BOB!
chickenace11: it's was modeled after a guy named Bob
thalanir: rooKek
TehAmelie: Dark Confidant is almost like Contract from Below in the completely unhinged power of it but also so, so bad for you
Jorge4hg: poor ben
DaMullet14: ritchards: It was designed by Bob Maher, who won the magic invitational in 200something, the prize of the invitational being to design a magic card
Zmpowell: did we clicp that?
riordand: You deserve it *clap clap clapclapclap*
BlameBlair: Oh nooooo
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
chickenace11: and it looks like Bob from acounting
NexusVoxx: any price, wheeler
BlameBlair: linkusF linkusF linkusF linkusF
SamanthaVess: The confidant's machinations not so subtle.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Soooooo best of four?
chickenace11: Here's your invoice suckers
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh shit. that killed me
Aerodozz: New to Canada, lets see what Canadian Highlander is about :CA:
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 15 and 10. holy shit
DaMullet14: chickenace11: Bob Maher now works for a major games distribution company, so you're not far off
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I want to play g/b now with that pirate 3/2 bob and Ghalta now
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
SydPreviouslyHeadache: with sole intention of losing to it
felixphew: High tide isn't playable in auslander and that makes me sad :(
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DaMullet14: I flipped Colossus of Akros off of Pain Seer once in Theros limited, good times
NexusVoxx: !card hide//seek
LRRbot: Hide // Seek | Hide [RW] | Instant | Put target artifact or enchantment on the bottom of its owner's library. // Seek [WB] | Instant | Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost. Then that player shuffles their library.
TheOtherTrevor: boom bust ?
chickenace11: Foil bob sounds like he should be working in a very different profession
TehAmelie: funny, i'm drinking that exact same can Alex is
DerpAttackGo: !card boom//bust
LRRbot: Boom // Bust | Boom [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land you control and target land you don't control. // Bust [5R] | Sorcery | Destroy all lands.
DigitalSeahorse realizes Alex has sideburns now
Akaiatana: Cameron is down with the sixness
felixphew: !card rise//fall
LRRbot: Rise // Fall | Rise [UB] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from a graveyard and target creature on the battlefield to their owners' hands. // Fall [BR] | Sorcery | Target player reveals two cards at random from their hand, then discards each nonland card revealed this way.
DaMullet14: TehAmelie: I hope you're not backwashing
NexusVoxx: !card progenitus
Akaiatana: !Card Ben Wheeler is wrong
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
riordand: Flipping Discovery // Dispersal off of Ruin Raider must be sweet
NexusVoxx: i got culled
felixphew: !card progenitus
Zmpowell: !card progenitous
kaladinar: lrrJUDGE
MrPhlip: !card progenit
LRRbot: Did you mean: Keeper of Progenitus; Progenitor Mimic; Relic of Progenitus; Progenitus
NexusVoxx: its replacement
MrPhlip: !card progenitus
LRRbot: Progenitus [WWUUBBRRGG] | Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar [10/10] | Protection from everything / If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun yes its a replacement effect
MrPhlip: (secret tech: mods are exempt to the rate limit)
13 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined !
ThinksTooMuch: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
wicker_knight: aaahhhh Warcraft Raid
NathanJay_GA: oh hey!
TehAmelie: that las tability is just to keep it from being reanimated isn't ut
SydPreviouslyHeadache: electrodominance for x=10 put that into play
mrMorphius: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
Reecer6: *audible eye roll, get-a-load-of-this-guy hand motions*
Aarek: lrrDOTS sugars5Luv lrrARROW
sugarsh0t: yoooooo sugars5Luv
NexusVoxx: julie hype
angryoptimist: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: hey Julie
DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun well ben is wrong it does touch the yard,,,before it gets shuffled back in
Spacecarl: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
SydPreviouslyHeadache: <3
TehAmelie: and the. . .jewels?
DaMullet14: TehAmelie: Yep. They put that kind of ability on all kinds of fatties for a while and then realised the problem was 2 mana reanimation spells
DigitalSeahorse: PJSugar PJSugar PJSugar PJSugar
NexusVoxx: @DerpAttackGo no, replacement effect.
bl1ghtn1n6: @DerpAttackGo wrong, it's a replacement effect
Dr_fragenstien: the only thing worse than 4 is no lands
Fugi: Alex confirmed to have a card
dylanbbb: It is a replacement effect
DaMullet14: TehAmelie: That's why Griselbrand /doesn't/ have one and why it is now the scourge of legacy
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
sugarsh0t: @Fugi wow spoilers
Xafty: @DerpAttackGo "if it wuld, instead" means it doesnt do the thing it would
TehAmelie: hm
Willbrannon: !card Ruin raider
LRRbot: Ruin Raider [2B] | Creature — Orc Pirate [3/2] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked with a creature this turn, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to the card's converted mana cost.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Reecer6: was hoping his library was just empty. it's a new tactic, incredible curve.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ruin Raiders! that's the bob that killed me
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
Wonderdoc: Yeah Progenitus cant be placed in the graveyard
thraximore: !card Dread
LRRbot: Dread [3BBB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [6/6] | Fear / Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it. / When Dread is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judge! that's a realaly good card
NexusVoxx: bwuh?
riordand: Is Alex playing Tombstalker?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Aerodozz: Does the card reader now have all vintage cards in it?
riordand: !decks
DaMullet14: Wonderdoc: There's actually a very complicated interaction that can cause it to be in one
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
NexusVoxx: @Aerodozz just the decklists submitted.
thraximore: How does Dread work with Undying?
Aerodozz: @NexusVoxx gotcha
Aerodozz: danYes
felixphew: !card Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from colored spells, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
TehAmelie: i imagine everyone has just shown their decks to Paul and he's preloaded them in the card reader
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
NexusVoxx: @thraximore two triggers, you can choose the order. one happens the other fizzles.
bl1ghtn1n6: @thraximore if you give it undying, i believe you get to choose the triggers
kishachu_: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:39 PM
thraximore: Nice
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
Juliamon: TehAmelie That's correct
felixphew: !card Nexus of Fate
LRRbot: Nexus of Fate [5UU] | Instant | Take an extra turn after this one. / If Nexus of Fate would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Nexus of Fate and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
kishachu_: !stream
dylanbbb: You stack the triggered abilities @thraximore So you get to decide which happens
Dwinick: Cam should be at 20 again?
LupusNoctis: how many points are the Duals?
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
DaMullet14: Wonderdoc: It requires using Chromatic Sphere's mana ability, which draws a card, to activate the mana ability of Bog Witch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nexus of Fate is one of my most hated cards
Loonatic93: Hey wait!!!!!! Cam can't have Flooded Strand! It's not in his color identity! lrrJUDGE lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
bradlby: nexus of fate is basically progenitus, yeah
BatfishGuy: can someone explain to me what Canadian highlander is
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
dylanbbb: 100 card singleton
Wonderdoc: @dwinick took a pung from sulf spring to cast helix
bl1ghtn1n6: @Loonatic93 but it is...even by color identity standards
NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 i see you're joking, but the joke doesnt even work in commander
Dwinick: ah gotcha, missed that :) thanks everyone
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature — Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
BlameBlair: Cube constructed xD
Juliamon: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
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BatfishGuy: ooh so its commander without commander
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Juliamon: It's way more than "commander without commander"
riordand: Cam's shuffler is broken
kishachu_: !stream time
LRRbot: Relentless Dead [BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Menace / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, return it to its owner's hand. / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {X}. If you do, return another target Zombie creature card with converted mana cost X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
NexusVoxx: @BatfishGuy really start from vintage instead
Xafty: @BatfishGuy not a good explination
LupusNoctis: Cube constructed? but but cube isn't constructed tt all! :)
RayFK: HA
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
bradlby: pew pew
Loonatic93: You are allowed to play off-color fetches in Commander (assuming that one of the colors is in his identity?) Learn something new...
CataclysmicReverb: !contract from below
RayFK: DOMINATED COMMANDER
Dr_fragenstien: it's honesty closer to vintage than commander
RayFK: *cough*
Jorge4hg: cube constructed is such a good name
TheSoftestBunny: i love my big gay things
Diabore: !card kyanois
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
felixphew: !card of Meletis
LRRbot: Did you mean: Daxos of Meletis; Guardians of Meletis; Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
TheOtherTrevor: Werebear. That is my type of deck
kristof162028: Hey Cam, Have u ever try Jund aristocrat in Highlander?
NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 the land is not coloured, and has no mana symbols. any fetch in any deck.
TheSoftestBunny: kings*
felixphew: !card Kynaios
LRRbot: Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/8] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
TehAmelie: LRR once hosted the finals of the Canadian Highlander league or whatsit. that was some intensely powerful Magic
DaMullet14: Loonatic93: You're allowed to play entirely off-color fetches in commander, but they won't have any targets
frozenphoenix7: @loonatic93 Technically you could play any fetchland in your deck regardless of color identity of your Commander. just a matter of if it can find anything.
Xafty: @Loonatic93 there is nothing saying you cant play an off-color fetch that has no targets in your deck
Loonatic93: @NexusVoxx Very well! Thanks for the info!
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
NexusVoxx: m'litus
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Melty blood
LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie In fact, we are doing that again on Feb 2!
ArcOfTheConclave: Melon?
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousShook my leetus!
ichiryuu111: beep beep
TehAmelie: woot
MrPolyK: omg I love that scene in Clue
NexusVoxx: wow hateful
NexusVoxx: lol
DoodlestheGreat: I have a Melitus coffee maker! >_<
kristof162028: So What about Jund aristocrat instant of Mardu?
NathanJay_GA: damn, was hoping for more than that
hoktauri: I won't be happy until Recurring Nightmare is unbanned in commander
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so. dreaming of Duress
TheOtherTrevor: Yeah, didn't you see the Opalescence in play
ichiryuu111: isnt it a room of teeth?
lord0rcus: Well Spikes were a creature type from the block Recurring Nightmare came from.
TehAmelie: i just remembered, i had this dream where James was disappointed in me. it was horrible
Juliamon: That wasn't a dream TehAmelie
Juliamon: lrrBEEJ
chickenace11: to have an even ten
TehAmelie: lrrAWW
Loonatic93: InMediaRed!
angryoptimist: If you break 8 swords, you *might* be Beowulf.
TheOtherTrevor: You needed the swords to make a wall of them
TheOtherTrevor: !card Wall of Swords
LRRbot: Wall of Swords [3W] | Creature — Wall [3/5] | Defender / Flying
dylanbbb: non-winner... good way to say loser
Juliamon: Keep an eye on the ads for info about the Canlander championship stream!
Damp_Rice: wow, i'm literally building simic opposition as i'm watching the stream
felixphew: !card Spike Soldier
LRRbot: Spike Soldier [2GG] | Creature — Spike Soldier [0/0] | Spike Soldier enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Spike Soldier gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
DarkMorford: Break time already? That was quick.
felixphew: Was "Summon Spike"
TehAmelie: "second in a contest of two"
Lithobraker: does simic opposition have the lizard wizard?
NexusVoxx: not yet as it is not legal ye
NexusVoxx: but even then idk
WhimsicalEmber: Newbie here. How exactly does canadian highlander work?
LupusNoctis: Lizard Wizard, best subtype
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
TehAmelie: !card spike,
LRRbot: Found 31 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
TehAmelie: meh
TehAmelie: !card rules lawyer
LRRbot: Rules Lawyer [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor [1/1] | State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard …
BloodForTheCorelab: yes spikes are awsome
DarkMorford puts water on for tea
LupusNoctis: WhimsicalEmber: Start at Vintage, singleton, 100 card, respect a Points list.
Blasteg: !card spike, Tourament grinder
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BloodForTheCorelab: we should organise a boycot until spikes are standard legal again!
LoadingReadyRun: as it says in that ad, Feb 2 is the Canlander 2018 championship. Now that will be some powerful magic
TehAmelie: will you guys be commnetating? cause Alex's and Serges commentary made that last stream for me
carson189: What round are we on?
LoadingReadyRun: The canlander championship will be a little more "formal" magic stream. We will have commentators and no table friend. Also not REL:Axed
TehAmelie: not that i wouldn't be watching anyway
r10pez10: rel:axed best rel
DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun who won the round?
shimdogwastaken: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:12.
Lithobraker: anyone else constantly missread mesmerizing benthid as mesmerizing behind? it even makes tokens with butts that tap out creatures!
felixphew: huh, turns out expensive regexes crash scryfall
TehAmelie: to be fair, Mr Mesmer was a vague sumbitch
felixphew: anyway, here's all cards with over 255 characters of oracle text: https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3A%2F.%7B255%7D%2F
thenb44: had to step away who won game 3 of alex v cam?
NexusVoxx: thrilling scryfall queries
Blasteg: alex. I think
r10pez10: scryfall, how many eyes does glitterfang have
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess 5
VerdaugaTiger: I still can't think about Scryfall without hearing the song Skyfall in my head.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: one, it's right after the L. ;)
DarkMorford has peppermint tea
felixphew: 40 if it's symmetrical
NexusVoxx: 0, those are merely eyespots to frighten predators.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @thenb44 Alex, Cam mulled to 5 and got land screwed.
TehAmelie: i can only see 10
sirtractor: Just came in, how long we been on commercial break?
TheMandrew: Howdy friends
TehAmelie: but yeah, pseudoeyes is a thing
TheMandrew: How goes the paper fighting?
thenb44: @Bobtheninjagoldfish ah rip thanks
r10pez10: scryfall, who has the better collar, olivia voldaren or judith
LegionLoyalist: Doggo in Basilisk Collar
felixphew: I feel like for those sorts of questions you may as well ask April directly
VerdaugaTiger: So who here is going to the prerelease tonight/tomorrow (or already went in non NA places)
sirtractor: AHHHHH
drfox17: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: lol
tipulsar85: Feeling loud there Nelson?
phorrestgaze: 1 money on the way.
drfox17: well played
RomanGoro: Nelly ripping off Ben's style with that shirt
hug_master: I'm going 12am e
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tendies are made by your mom
hug_master: EST*
LegionLoyalist: Size of chicken
Robot_Bones: tendies are longer
ThePerrBearr: tendies are superior
StrawhatRyan: How do you not know the difference?!?
VerdaugaTiger just subscribed with Twitch Prime. VerdaugaTiger subscribed for 3 months in a row!
VerdaugaTiger: *tiger noises* Have a fun prerelease anybody that's going.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, VerdaugaTiger! (Today's storm count: 49)
BillTheCat: what @Robot_Bones said
Diabore: nuggs are ground chicken, tendies are strips of chicken
TwilitLugia: tendies are long while nugs are round
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: pffft i got louder
cheetoJack: I think I know of a louder shirt in the moonbase actually, its that jacket Beej seems to wear around it
sirtractor: Tendies are far superior
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
TheMandrew: I wish I could go to the prerelease. Currently confined to bed
tams92: Nugs are smaller and can be popped into your mouth one at a time. A tendie is longer and must be eaten in multiple bites.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That is not louder than G's CBC shirt...
Teslamat: Turn down for what
NexusVoxx: G aint in the moonbase, nelly checks out
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
Ubiki: Have you seen graham’s CBC shirt
MilkInBag: I heard some great bob flips were had here
drfox17: @TheMandrew I hope you get better!
DarklordStratos: I can honestly say that I own an even louder shirt
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I've been watching some old Friday Nights episodes. I was struck at how different Nelson looks back before he had his beard. Virtually unrecognizable.
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
CastleOtranto: Aren't the legal terms? Tenders must be made of tenderloins and nuggets are... mechanically separated meat?
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Rockario: I feel like that's less of a "Club Banger" loud-shirt and more of a "Jimmy Buffet Yelling" loudd shirt
DigitalSeahorse: an example of what you can do with a shirt that is white but gets blood stains on it :D
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
TheMandrew: Thanks @drfox17
r10pez10: uh hello
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
tipulsar85: Sanctum is a fast land Nelson.
VoidByAnyOtherName: the chicken question?
LRRbot: Scrying Sheets | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I agree
r10pez10: alex lmao
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
bradlby: la luna
sirtractor: Interesting Skred Red deck
MuffinsOnAHill: Best Blood Moon art imo.
NexusVoxx: supertype
ThePerrBearr: if burger king is anything to go by, when they changed out their chicken tenders for chicken nuggets, they went from being longer and skinnier to shorter and wider
DerpAttackGo: !card caller of the claw
LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When Caller of the Claw enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
felixphew: bear bear bear bear!
VerdaugaTiger: Both tenders and nuggets have benefited from Robert C. Baker's research
drfox17: @TheMandrew I am obligated to tell you I am not a Doctor, my advice should not be taken as that of a medical professional :D
Crashzxs: Nugs are ground chicken, like a crab cake, but chicken. tendies are cut peices, whole breast
TheOtherTrevor: scrying sheets is a non-basic snow mountain
TehAmelie: i recall this delicious conspiracy theory that KFC was not legally allowed to call their product "chicken" because it was made of this mutan clone thighs-and-wings chicken bits centipede
r10pez10: el sanguine luna
VoidByAnyOtherName: this is not just snow, this is super snow
NexusVoxx: same way legendary lands stay legendary
MilkInBag: oh look, Bullshit Moon Kappa
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a beautiful mountain
TheMandrew: @drfox17 noted
LRRbot: Tradewind Rider [3U] | Creature — Spirit [1/4] | Flying / {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Loonatic93: @TehAmelie I remember that conspiracy!!!!! It was hilarious!
sirtractor: Legendary Mountain calebdGood
LupusNoctis: oh lord, LAND BOUNCE
Zuchen_0onetwenty: Blood moon is a jerk card for jerks. I take that phrase from Mel Li.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
tams92: Blood Moon is perfectly fair and punishes greedy manabases
LRRbot: Chandra, Pyromaster [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | +1: Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. That creature can't block this turn. / 0: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. / −7: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Choose an instant or sorcery card exiled this way and copy it three times. You may c…
r10pez10: !card Conversion
LRRbot: Conversion [2WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay {W}{W}. / All Mountains are Plains.
TehAmelie: !card lifetap
LRRbot: Lifetap [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever a Forest an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When Caller of the Claw enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
NexusVoxx: !card wood elves
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
tipulsar85: Too bad Scalding is a basic Mountain...
kristof162028: Hey Alex have u ever try Jund aristocrat instand of Mardu aristocrat?
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
TheOtherTrevor: Mishra's Mountain
MilkInBag: looks like autumn?
tipulsar85: Fall variant
TehAmelie: ah, Mishra's Factory. the best card in magic according to a friend of mine
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NexusVoxx: maintaining the board state
frozenphoenix7: What's the dude Nelson has in play?
NexusVoxx: tradewind rider
MilkInBag: it's more real estate
thenb44: !card tradewind rider
LRRbot: Tradewind Rider [3U] | Creature — Spirit [1/4] | Flying / {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
frozenphoenix7: Thank you @NexusVoxx
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
DigitalSeahorse: I concur and I'm an artist
dialMforMara: which card is “little bit of horizon adds $100”?
thenb44: strip mine
bradlby: strip mine
NexusVoxx: @dialMforMara one of the arts of Strip Mine
dialMforMara: ah
TehAmelie: "because you could play a deck of nothing but Mishra's Factories and it could win, every other card needs other cards as well"
NexusVoxx: 2mun
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
DerpAttackGo: !card strip mine
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
MilkInBag: onslaught has great lands
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Blood Moon Blood Sun Blood planets. Blood galaxy
NexusVoxx: would elves
felixphew: remember Serge finding out how much the shiny paper is worth on his thoughtseize
TheOtherTrevor: The Strip Mines with different horizons do actually have different looking pits. The extra expensive one is the pit that doesn't look like the other 3
BMaC_13: Who's the fourth player
Krokaar: shes alive
NexusVoxx: @BMaC_13 Cameron
frozenphoenix7: Yes, she's alive.
tams92: She did the SDCC promos
MilkInBag: of course she is
BlueMagnusStormCrow: She's alive.
Krokaar: wizards didnt want her art for awhile for some reason
wicker_knight: she is teaching at a college I believe
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Seanathon24: R I Possible?
bastian964: Yes and isn't here name pronounce like gway?
r10pez10: !card Persecute Artist
LRRbot: Persecute Artist [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
felixphew: !card Persecute Artist
LRRbot: Persecute Artist [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
TehAmelie: she's alive, she's just not what the Magic boffins want these days
Kalpho: Rest in Pajamas
xDasterrx: didnt he forget?
Eywind: didn't ping last turn but should have yeah
rogerivany: yes
MilkInBag: D:
randomino5: Yeah she was
EJGRgunner: She did the basics in the Ixalan standard showdown packs
xDasterrx: he forget to use her
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hold on, i need to check up on Aunt Euphamia
MuffinsOnAHill: Don't put that out there in the world.
DigitalSeahorse: yay for Alex being wrong in this specific situation! :D
NexusVoxx: lewd
bastian964: You forgot to use Chandra
tehcrashxor: She was dead for several months, but then she was pulled out of the graveyard back into play.
Officinalis: WOTC doesn't want Rebecca Guay, but somehow greenlit the art for Kaya's Wrath. SMH.
Krokaar: I would KILL for her and seb mckillen to do some co-op work
GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe you're tihnking of Wayne England, Alex?
NexusVoxx: mmm arcade gauntlet.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Wizard needs food!
bastian964: @Officinalis Its not that they don't want her. She's just so successful that she doesn't need to do those kind of commissions any more.
rogerivany: She has gotten mainstream attention now I think
Kalpho: Blue wizard is It
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
IanJacek: I definitely talked to them about capcom cabinets. they are all very expensive.
NexusVoxx: the best storm card
TheOtherTrevor: Storm Count 1
DigitalSeahorse: arrrrrrrrrrr
frozenphoenix7: Capn Storm
IanJacek: they do have simpsons coming
SydPreviouslyHeadache: My second Favorite red pirate
MuffinsOnAHill: Storm count YARR!
DigitalSeahorse: oi
wikisome just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. wikisome subscribed for 12 months in a row!
wikisome: Love what you do! Here's to many more years!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, wikisome! (Today's storm count: 50)
Seanathon24: tivers=shiverred
chickenace11: second best storm card ever
TehAmelie: i figured Wizards could pay for any artists they want, they just have a very specific art direction they want
DigitalSeahorse: I love after FX
DigitalSeahorse: when used sparingly
Radyin: !card crow storm
LRRbot: Crow Storm [2U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. / Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
TheOtherTrevor: Storm Count 2
MilkInBag: captain Allie Brosh PogChamp
tams92: Treasure breathing, if you would
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Side note: The only red pirate i like more than Lannery Storm is the 1R 1/3 first strike Menace. when she attacks create a legendary 2/1 creature token that's attacking with her, exile it at the end of the turn.
DrWreckage: It's when you sac a treasure, you don't have to sac the treasure for the ability
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
tipulsar85: Prime Time!
NexusVoxx: prime evil titan
SamanthaVess: Get two mountains rooPog
DigitalSeahorse: :D
ArcOfTheConclave: @SydPreviouslyHeadache kari zev
BlueMagnusStormCrow: TOS!
TehAmelie: holding out for a hero♫
Lithobraker: TOS
DigitalSeahorse: TOS
chickenace11: is that on your real dating profile
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Zev, I couldn't remember that.
agi_lily: !decklists
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a Mountain Dryad now.
bastian964: Color indicators are not abilities.
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
DaMullet14: It is still green because that ability has been erattaed
NexusVoxx: its not an ability, its just the color indicator.
bastian964: It maintains its color.
NexusVoxx: it is a creature
tehcrashxor: Go left!
randomino5: Color identity is a CDA?
Phillammon: It's still green
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't know, I think it's a creature?
r10pez10: the rare green creature mountain
LegionLoyalist: It becomes an Island in it's confusion
tipulsar85: Still Green.
felixphew: the ability has been errata'd to a colour indicator
phorrestgaze: the game is forfeit immediately.
DoodlestheGreat: What happens is that everyone gets ice cream!
TheOtherTrevor: 1/1 Green Mountain Creature
MilkInBag: "If Dryad Arbor is changed into another basic land type (such as by Sea’s Claim), it continues to be a creature and a Dryad."
TehAmelie: and he's gotta be Strong and he's gotta have Haste. . .wait, Strong is not a keyword somehow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Why are you asking us?
DigitalSeahorse: tentacles!
DoctorHutch: 1/1 creature that is a mountain, that is green named Dryad Arbor
SquirrelLord1111: Red
chickenace11: it's blue
NotCainNorAbel: pizza!
tams92: redless
BloodForTheCorelab: purple?
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
NexusVoxx: Land Creature - Mountain Dryad
frozenphoenix7: It is a green Land Creature - Mountain Dryad that taps for Red.
bradlby: not enough horizon tbh
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 Squid2 Squid4
SamanthaVess: What happens if you use Conspiracy (naming Saproling) and Life and Limb with Magus of the Moon? rooThink
MilkInBag: "Although originally printed with a characteristic-defining ability that defined its color, this card now has a color indicator. This color indicator can’t be affected by text-changing effects (such as the one created by Crystal Spray), although color-changing effects can still overwrite it."
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Strip mountain
TehAmelie: !card pyramid
LRRbot: Did you mean: Pyramid of the Pantheon; Pyramids; Sunset Pyramid
r10pez10: actually that's an open-pit mine
tams92: Its red, but the colorless thins out the red a bit so its now pink
TehAmelie: never mind, Lrrbot
tipulsar85: Not the nearly $200 variant.
strifeheart_: technically it's an oread now, not a dryad
ArcOfTheConclave: @SamanthaVess timestamps
NexusVoxx: the hind-sculptor?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH! Chat, i have another question. does Dryad Arbor count towards affinity to green?
Phillammon: SydPreviouslyHeadache No
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think so? but idk
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache no, it has no mana cost
Phillammon: It has no coloured mana symbols due to having no mana cost
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OK thank you
TehAmelie: there is this ridiculous enchantment that does nothing but give a land hexproof. . .
SuperGiraffe: Nelson's asking for a kitchen finks
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousShook
wlsack: @SydPreviouslyHeadache There are no coloured pips in the upper right hand corner, so no.
r10pez10: chat, what coloured pip is in your upper right hand corner
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Right, that makes sense
TehAmelie: i think it costs 6 mana too
NexusVoxx: mr ben wheeler please remember you still get mana from treasures if you wanna pump the Captain
dialMforMara: What did you say about Sea Mom
wlsack: @r10pez10 Bant
NexusVoxx: not that you'd have used it, but you do
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
postmodernpajamawrestler: same sleeves oof
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Untap two target lands. / −1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
strifeheart_: yeah it's "whenever you sac a treasure,", not "sac a treasure:"
dylanbbb: Powerful Magic
DigitalSeahorse: GARRY
Fletcherizer: that's a cool looking beast
tams92: Gary? Gaaaaaaaaary
NexusVoxx: roast beest
r10pez10: i'm pretty sure that's not garruk's actual last name, that's a last name he gave himself
dylanbbb: That beast is a Marit Lage!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Uhhhhh that is a scary fucking pig
DigitalSeahorse: Ga ferociou sRawr Y
bradlby: computer says no
DigitalSeahorse: dammit
ritchards: That was Adam's tat
NexusVoxx: its not in a decklist is it?
MuffinsOnAHill: The computer has spoken, it is so!
tams92: No, its his real last name. He's the son of Francine Wildespeaker and Joseph Wildspeaker
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam is a 1/1 white and black spirit
TehAmelie: whoever can pronounce "Marit lage" gets one. that seems fair eh
tehcrashxor: TOS
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
NexusVoxx: the secondary evil titan
DigitalSeahorse: GA ferociousRawr Y
r10pez10: drink a nice cold marit lager, a thing on the ice
chickenace11: I love that card
LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Rekindling Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/3] | Flying / When Rekindling Phoenix dies, create a 0/1 red Elemental creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn."
MilkInBag: gway?
TheOtherTrevor: Guay Tribal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was an interesting game
dialMforMara: @r10pez10 why has no one made that yet
Kamotetop: vohiyo50
kristof162028: So LLR folks what is the Better aristocrat Deck? Mardu or Jund?
MuffinsOnAHill: Guay tribal would be a beautiful commander deck if it's possible.
tipulsar85: Still waiting on QWRP!
NexusVoxx: Kev Walker Cube hype?
TehAmelie: has Guay made 60 cards? i'd take it
DigitalSeahorse sniffs
r10pez10: guay has made at least 60, and also basics
tipulsar85: !advice
LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
riordand: Do all the drugs
Loonatic93: Do ALL THE DRUGS!
LoadingReadyRun: Guay is one of the few artists that could probably make a commander deck
postmodernpajamawrestler: you can't tell me what to do Alex, you
postmodernpajamawrestler: 're not my real dad*
DigitalSeahorse: don't abuse the drugs everyday 420
r10pez10: scryfall gives 156 hits for guay
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab
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tipulsar85: Or Manga Store.
riordand: Lol
DigitalSeahorse: Take the A Train
TehAmelie: i read a large amount of Lone Wolf and Cub. it got a bit much when he invented the world's first gun and put 20 of them in his baby carriage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks I needed that
GenieWH: aRE THOSE TRIPLE SLEEVED?
TimmyTidalWave: polar express!
Loonatic93: Wow... Um... A Jazz Singer call out, eh? That sure is a thing.
dialMforMara: Neil Diamond Jazz Singer has better music
MilkInBag: wow, 800$ land that cannot make mana Kappa
tipulsar85: Plays SMB2USA Overworld theme...
MuffinsOnAHill: Well. Time to brew Guay tribal with Asmira, Holy Avenger as the commander.
r10pez10: did people actually think war of the worlds was real, or was that just a myth
NightHawky: Too sick to join my cult eh? You look fine now
wicker_knight: lrrWOW sergeIntoTheSea
Plaicoson: I really loved the last episode of North 100, keep it up guys!
NightHawky: Hi nelson
Akaiatana: Don't spoil The Passion!
tipulsar85: !card growing Rites
LRRbot: Growing Rites of Itlimoc [2G] (back: Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun) | Legendary Enchantment | When Growing Rites of Itlimoc enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more creatures, transform Growing Rites of Itlimoc.
LoadingReadyRun: thanks Plaicoson!
Enmity777: No tweet for this going live?
Sasu010: !followage
DigitalSeahorse: films from 1919
TehAmelie: now if they wanted to make some waves, get Milo Manara to draw some cards
tipulsar85: !storm
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BlueMagnusStormCrow: I can't believe the Titanic was sunk by a lettuce.
LoadingReadyRun: Enmity777 there wasn't? ah poop
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r10pez10: seven, first toronto, second toronto, first new york, second new york...
strifeheart_: soon we can move even further beyond battleship potemkin jokes, but for now, baby steps
sirtractor: I know Wheeler made a tweet about going live
phorrestgaze: fossilized footprints ?
Rockario posts a clear exposure of a weiner-shaped nebula
TehAmelie: remember when we were sea cucumbers?
TheOtherTrevor: Pepperidge Farm Remembers
r10pez10: alex
jonasjonIV: yes
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
DigitalSeahorse: these kids and their hydrogen atoms
chickenace11: Curse you alex
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
tipulsar85: Remember when were were just Protein Chains?
Akaiatana: @Paul they were drowning in debt
DoodlestheGreat: Look, If My Little Pony can make Battleship Potemkin reference, why can't we? lrrFRUMP
Aarek: remember when we were all atoms smashed together in a singularity before the big bang?
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
dialMforMara: @aarek isn’t that just End of Evangelion
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
angryoptimist: @DigitalSeahorse These kids and they're friggin' baryonic matter Kappa
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
turtl3twins: hey alex, where does gutterbones rank in terms of black 2/1s for 1 for black mold?
tipulsar85: Nah @dialMforMara we were Tang then.
NexusVoxx: he certainly is a dork Kappa
postmodernpajamawrestler: remember when we were all the same baby
r10pez10: luigi caps for green
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
Fletcherizer: Waluigi taps for purple
chickenace11: Lugi taps for whatever he wants
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
phorrestgaze: buzz buzz
dialMforMara: Peach taps for gold
turtl3twins: what does birdo tap cor?
riordand: <message deleted>Holy
r10pez10: birdo goes in eggs
NexusVoxx: rofl
LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Birdo taps for White or red
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
MuffinsOnAHill: Waluigi taps for sadness.
TehAmelie: lately i've been thinking about this quote by i tink Neil deGrasse Tyson a lot, "remember you are made of stars, and be bright, and remember you are made of dirt, and be humble"
postmodernpajamawrestler: !smash
LRRbot: Put Balloon Fighter in Smash, you cowards!
DigitalSeahorse: angryoptimist, these kids and their anti-matter matters ...All Matter Matters *gets struck upside the head*
Daken1993: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:04.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Birdo also has W T: create an egg
LRRbot: Scavenger Grounds | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all cards from all graveyards.
SamanthaVess: Birdo Fparadise, turtl3twins?
LRRbot: Thought-Knot Seer [3C] | Creature — Eldrazi [4/4] | When Thought-Knot Seer enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card. / When Thought-Knot Seer leaves the battlefield, target opponent draws a card.
sirtractor: He's too happy to be sober
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
TehAmelie: Neil deGrasse Tyson is cool when he's not tweeting unsupervised. . .
postmodernpajamawrestler: respond with CRONCH
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
NexusVoxx: finx
postmodernpajamawrestler: cronch rotation
turtl3twins: @SamanthaVess thank you! that's better than what I was gonna say
TheOtherTrevor: Does Nelson's deck also have Bob
NexusVoxx: highly doubt
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
NexusVoxx: !decklists
turtl3twins: what decks are the other competitors playing?
Twilight_Spark: This isn't a wholesome Christian stream?
riordand: <message deleted>Great content
TehAmelie: loam is such a pretto word
riordand: <message deleted>!punt
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
NexusVoxx: gr8
r10pez10: i do too paul
sirtractor: Quality entertainment
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrHEART
postmodernpajamawrestler: @TehAmelie wow you're right
Lithobraker: that misty rainforest is doing a lot of work
control_rig: That is amazing
turtl3twins: I recently put together a black mold list alex, how do you value gutterbones?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NexusVoxx: turns out 1 mana 2/1s are highly playable
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: huh, double riot works
DoctorCactus: @LoadingReadyRun Props to nelson for running the best basic forests
turtl3twins: oh yeah @NexusVoxx
frozenphoenix7: Finks isn't in the grave, it's in exile Kappa
malifeca: Well i gtg going to the midnight prerelease goodbye and good luck everyone
kristof162028: @LoadingReadyRun What is the Better aristocrat Deck? Jund or Mardu?
A_Dub888: !CARD rocket powered
LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it.)
TehAmelie: let's make it a rule that you're not allowed to use the word "loam" unless you have at least 6 months of professional farming experience
SydPreviouslyHeadache: turbo slug is such a good card
NexusVoxx: aw yea closeups of Serge
turtl3twins: does double haste mean the creature attacks before it's cast?
r10pez10: loo-aim
Kamotetop: Triple riot with Domri Rhythm and natural Riot?
postmodernpajamawrestler: handsome, great taste in coffee, is a magic judge
DigitalSeahorse: I need to get a Qwerpline shirt
TheOtherTrevor: Multiple instances of haste on the same creature are redundant, but we’re not going to tell the Gruul how to live their lives.
mariammistressofmanifolds: the rulings for domri on gatherer say that "Multiple instances of haste on the same creature are redundant, but we’re not going to tell the Gruul how to live their lives."
postmodernpajamawrestler: fails to understand what color identity means in commander
NexusVoxx: hasty 7/7s for days
r10pez10: classic whiskers
tipulsar85: Rules Vid: https://youtu.be/wD_Q3x1HSVM
TehAmelie: we have not yet discovered how many instances of Haste it takes to reach Super Haste
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rhythm of the wilds Opponents Status: Pants stolen
turtl3twins: black hole sun...damnation art
TheOtherTrevor: Also of note for Riot is that the haste is permanent. If your opponent steals the creature, it still has haste
DigitalSeahorse: hasty haste
Koshindan: Don't tell the Gruul how to live (if you want to keep living.)
kristof162028: @LoadingReadyRun Y do u play the Mardu aristocrat instand of Jund aristocrat?
DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun question for ben...is Nekusar playable in CH?
frozenphoenix7: Assuming my prerelease doesn't get cancelled due to snowstorm.
NexusVoxx: not gruul? guess i'll die
chickenace11: it is the colors that it takes to cast the commander @postmodernpajamawrestler
tehcrashxor: Huh, there are Qwerpline shirts? I need to get me one of those.
Spacecarl: I played rythm of the wild in a sealed on arena and it was gross
awsomeness32059: It’s snowing so much where I live that I can’t go to a prerelease tomorrow :(
NexusVoxx: !card protean hulk
LRRbot: Protean Hulk [5GG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When Protean Hulk dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total converted mana cost 6 or less and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
TheOtherTrevor: kristof162028: Probably due to the better suite of cheap token generators in white than green
Dwinick: I think we need an adult
postmodernpajamawrestler: @chickenace11 I know lol, Serge just tends to forget how it works for friday night card fight
wicker_knight: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
BMaC_13: Nothing like watching some canlander before going to prerelease in a few hours
turtl3twins: is ruric thar a worse interview than billy bob thornton?
control_rig: Electronic Tomato!
ArgentumFlare: Awoooga
SnivianMoon: Electronic Tomato!
UnknownGerm: So what happened to Borbyrigmos?
chickenace11: ah sorry missed the joke
turtl3twins: vrooooom
tipulsar85: It's a Tomato...
r10pez10: he got engaged
DigitalSeahorse: it's snowing here too, this basement shook from ploughs all day
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Koshindan: Electronic Tomato.
NexusVoxx: from the card translatey twitter thing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Electronic Tomato is too good
TwilitLugia: I can't go to my pre-release, because my work denied all time off requests for tomorrow because I work at a grocery store and a super storm is coming Sunday, so now I'm out 20 some odd dollars.
control_rig: No it was a Rosewata stone translation from Desert Bus
LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | +1: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / −2: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / −5: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
Spacecarl: My arena sealed pool had Rythmn of the Wild, Guardian Project, and TWO Gruul Spellbreakers. I went 7-2
Cpounce: electronic tomatoe
sirtractor: beep beep
BlueMagnusStormCrow: electronic tomato
DigitalSeahorse: Penelope corrects you TomAto
Loonatic93: Koth of the Hammer Dropper!
Koshindan: Has Nelson not seen that RoboRosewater?
r10pez10: K.O.T.H. stands for Koth Of The Hammer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OMG I have the video of DB 2017 where they did the rosewatta stone readings. and that still fucking kills me
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Aarek: I really like that they now almost always give "turn land into creature" spells/effects haste as well
NexusVoxx: Benoit B Mandelbrot. the B stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot.
LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | +1: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / −1: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / −3: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6MQnikY-Y the Desert Bus video where you can see Graham die to it
SnivianMoon: R: Email tomatoes to all applicants in their positions: Leaving her tomato email donation.
turtl3twins: are we allowed to see what was under the tomato?
tipulsar85: Bus is Heads...
LRRbot: Instigator Gang [3R] (back: Wildblood Pack) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Instigator Gang.
DigitalSeahorse hopes she gets her dabloon soon
LRRbot: Hanweir Battlements | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. / {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.
turtl3twins: literal ringleader
r10pez10: hanweir with the noodly pen appendages
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: how long ago were crafter thanks mailed out?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That sounds fitting
TheOtherTrevor: it makes 2 tokens right? Get one in each language
lifecharacter: Hanweir, the Accomplished Writer.
DigitalSeahorse: SLAM! every pog flips
r10pez10: crafter things were mailed out a while ago but what with the canada post strikes
LRRbot: Sudden Demise [XR] | Sorcery | Choose a color. Sudden Demise deals X damage to each creature of the chosen color.
NexusVoxx: they dont get bounced by TITI at least
TehAmelie: soooo
Mechsican: Corbinmahman
LRRbot: Avaricious Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.
Nornwall: wait who won
NexusVoxx: swan ronson
r10pez10: wheeler
Nornwall: i looked away for a sec
thraximore: Ben
Nornwall: dam
r10pez10: wheeler 2 - 1 salahub
ellynu: what are the deck lists btw?
r10pez10: right here!
Juliamon: !decklist
ellynu: thank you! :)
TehAmelie: Tomato Hway?
tipulsar85: Bomat courrior for Nelson
DigitalSeahorse: GARRRRRRY
TehAmelie: Ron Swanson was the self-contradicting heart of Parks Rec, just putting that out there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah! tipulsar85 thank you for finding the time. I really REALLY recommend watching it allt hough, because Graham does die! My favorite is the Treasure Trove and then..."i'll lose my house" I forget what that card actually was
TehAmelie: Armageddon
postmodernpajamawrestler: what is the bizarre playmat a spoof on? JoJo?
Juliamon: yes
MilkInBag: does anyone here eat hot cereals with water instead of milk?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Right! thank you
postmodernpajamawrestler: @MilkInBag do you?
TehAmelie: speaking only for myself, i'd rather have dry cereal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: MILK! Do we really need that cursed food in here?
thraximore: I eat cereal without anything but a glass of milk
postmodernpajamawrestler: also milk >>> water
mariammistressofmanifolds: yogurt all the way!
zarbit: Milk, no hot cheerios with water PLEASE
r10pez10: i'm not gonna yuk your yum
thundershot879: some people use orange juice
MilkInBag: this stream is way more chill with cursed food
thraximore: Jake
ArmadilloAL: Everybody in this stream needs to buy that Diagram playmat, like, yesterday.
ArmadilloAL: I've had one for a couple years, and I can't remember the last time I took it to Commander night and *didn't* get at least one compliment on it.
Zalbaag: I can't. What with the causal violations and all
LoadingReadyRun: ArmadilloAL lrrAWESOME
TVsVeryOwn: did Ben win?
NexusVoxx: he did
postmodernpajamawrestler: ye
TVsVeryOwn: big daddy Wheeler
ArmadilloAL: Fine. I *suppose* buying the mat tonight is acceptable.
TehAmelie: on a school trip to Norway, i met a man who ate müsli with oatmeal instead of milk for breakfast. he also ran to the tallest mountain in Norway to check the weather before anyone else woke up.
SmashTCG: Man, i just have no luck today in limited magic
SmashTCG: i get absolutly crushed
SmashTCG: evry game
r10pez10: big brain play: jojo playmat + stamped self-addressed envelope + really nice request + send to moonbase + waiting = jojo playmat signed by all the people on the playmat
TehAmelie: not once in our week long stay was the weather good enough to climb the mountain, which was very sad for him.
TehAmelie: oh hi
postmodernpajamawrestler: @TehAmelie what is müsli? google has yielded multiple results
MilkInBag: 24/7 wholesome content
r10pez10: muesli, presumably
TehAmelie: it's like cereal that's mostly dry oatmeal
DigitalSeahorse: slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
hd_dabnado: maybe a Broadcast Variety Network
TheOtherTrevor: Thats a fast concession
Type_One___: cheer100
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
ArmadilloAL: Now remember, the goal is to deal 20 damage to the OTHER player.
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
postmodernpajamawrestler: ahh, the implication is that it replaces a liquid so wasn't sure
r10pez10: that is a nice full-art
MilkInBag: is it just me or there is a weird lag
NexusVoxx: wow brutal
TehAmelie: Bitterblossom is tactically an own goal. an AI would never play it
postmodernpajamawrestler: how about tree fiddy
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DaMullet14: Ben's not an alter boy?
LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie did you say musli replacing the milk *with* oatmeal
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
TehAmelie: i did
Seabats: hi
A_Dub888: !findquote aristocrat
LRRbot: Quote #1971: "I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible." —Cameron [2016-02-24]
TVsVeryOwn: worst land in magio^^^^
NexusVoxx: it adam!
r10pez10: he's here
MilkInBag: Adam D:
tendrilsoftragedy just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. tendrilsoftragedy subscribed for 9 months in a row!
tendrilsoftragedy: Cam how did you manage to stumble through your re intro to the stream but come up with the unified christmas universe speach from the christmas fanboys video?also sub baby. keep doing what you all do. youre all fantastic.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tendrilsoftragedy! (Today's storm count: 53)
LoadingReadyRun: isn't that basically oatmeal with oatmeal?
NazakYuzak: It's The Boshy himself PogChamp
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
TehAmelie: well, it also has raisins
NexusVoxx: is adam the boshy now?
postmodernpajamawrestler: @LoadingReadyRun that was my confusion
postmodernpajamawrestler: but it seems yes
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Seabats: no i'm stuck on sonic
MrTulip: where's that meme when you need it
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
MilkInBag: for some reason I see lag on the board cam but not on the other ones, i refreshed twice :thinling:
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
r10pez10: remember when tally made a plush myr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've said it before, but Sonic is probalby the second hardest part of becoming the boshy
TehAmelie: today i saw a car with "MYR" on the licence plate and thought of MtG
postmodernpajamawrestler: I like to imagine that the game of magic is happening and paul is just completely zoned out imagining a man who eats oatmeal with cereal
ArgentumFlare: Is there something weird with the framerate or am I going crazy?
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TheOtherTrevor: Parry the Myr and backstab
MilkInBag: @ArgentumFlare i got it too
NazakYuzak: Framerate is a bit odd on my end as well
tendrilsoftragedy: crunchy water is ice.
r10pez10: new thomas the tank engine is all animated now
postmodernpajamawrestler: crunchy water is seltzer
LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
aggravated_cat: I need an Adult!
Officinalis: Its the name!
dialMforMara: Come on guys, it was Henry they bricked into the tunnel. He refused to go out in the rain because he thought it would ruin his paint job
turtl3twins: Cameron, i cant say how much i love that you referenced lemon curry
tipulsar85: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
MilkInBag: come on, this is a PG 24 stream
Diabore: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
r10pez10: the original books the series are based on are like ... really dark and preachy books for kids
tehcrashxor: The Sad Story Of Henry - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6qIM2WO6k
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Crunchy water: the source for all your mistranslated and mismatched subbed and dubbed animo
TehAmelie: with practice, you can train yourself to think pure fiber is tasty, is the moral of the story of this Norwegian fellow
postmodernpajamawrestler: uhhhh
Krokaar: I trust them to die
Jacobontherun1: Isn't that a shakespeare thing of someone getting bricked in a catacombs.
Jacobontherun1: ?
tipulsar85: I don't remember that at all...
MilkInBag: when you're an ant, you say RAIIIID
lifecharacter: Isn't that how all technological advancement is made? Putting prototypes on an island and taking the survivor back?
Loonatic93: Lord of the Flies... But with trains!
MalBeam: the soviet translation was thomas the tankie engine
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
Eremithius: No that is Edgar allan Poe
brightsquid: @Jacobontherun1 Probably Poe
turtl3twins: Arthur two shields
Jacobontherun1: that's right
r10pez10: it's about how hard work is good for you and if you oppose your superiors you'll be punished etc
Eremithius: Cask of Amontillado
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Paul just wins?
Jacobontherun1: knew it was some storyteller
RTBrave: [[alex bertoncini]]
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Daken1993: @Jacobontherun1 def poe
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TehAmelie: riddle: what does an OCD zombie say?
MilkInBag: brains really?
TehAmelie: trrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns
turtl3twins: is nelson playing knight of autumn?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still really really loved my Marionette Master + treasure tokens deck before standard rotated
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
chickenace11: I was playing against somebody on Arena and they conceded before anything happened
r10pez10: i like autumn nights
MilkInBag: yeah it's not gway
postmodernpajamawrestler: I prefer cool summer nights
turtl3twins: wheeler knows gua
turtl3twins: guay
NexusVoxx: ben
MrTulip: gdi ben
SydPreviouslyHeadache: spicy girls
DoctorCactus: This is some quality Nelson/Chat time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can type
turtl3twins: nelson/chat time is always quality
NotCainNorAbel: we are talking about magic, it's a card game
MilkInBag: just -25
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Yeahn
LRRbot: Yahenni's Expertise [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −3/−3 until end of turn. / You may cast a card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
postmodernpajamawrestler: everything went off the rails when we learned theres a guy who eats oatmeal with musli
iQwikspell: What's everyone's favorite flavor of ice cream
tipulsar85: I'm too busy with RosewattaStone...
NexusVoxx: Plain
TehAmelie: licorice
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
iQwikspell: I'm a cookie dough guy myself
r10pez10: chocolate, but i was reading about tiger flavour and it seems strong
postmodernpajamawrestler: :cartoon dog: this is fine
TehAmelie: i want to taste the "fully charged cellphone" flavor they have in The Good Place though
tipulsar85: lrrHERE
Jacobontherun1: cookies n' cream
meetismooder: He just needed to respond to the opposition trigger
JomAmman: OK, I WATCHED THE HENRY VIDEO, AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
banachspacebar: at least it's not panglacial wurm?
r10pez10: i should really watch more kristen bell
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and now we have Ral's electopise
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
RogueLink: Does came deck have new cards from the pre-pre-release?
JomAmman: TO THINK I WATCHED THAT SHOW BACK IN THE DAY
RogueLink: Cam
r10pez10: but i'm too lazy to go hunt down veronica mars before the good place
RogueLink: Cam's*
NexusVoxx: @RogueLink no its against the rules
TVsVeryOwn: that's an aristocrat
turtl3twins: muy picante
LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
postmodernpajamawrestler: the original
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
TehAmelie: The Good Place is really very good. maybe the best thing on TV after Steven Universe
RogueLink: @NexusVoxx fair enough
postmodernpajamawrestler: What about The Quiet Place?
NexusVoxx: Rhystic Hexproof
r10pez10: leovold "i'm banned in commander"
iQwikspell: Steven universe is barely "on TV"
JomAmman: @postmodernpajamawrestler "A" Quiet Place
RogueLink: I brewed up some standard Mardu Aristocrats on Arena. It seems like a TON of fun.
turtl3twins: what's the best RVA card for each of these decks?
LupusNoctis: is he? dang, seemed like a good one to build around
JomAmman: @roguelink that sounds great
Koshindan: Card reader didn't like that one.
MilkInBag: leovold is banned in commander because of wheel effects, it was pretty BS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH leovold is a BUG
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Forsaken401: Cam what are some cards from RVA do you want
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TehAmelie: well, we'll always have 100 Year Old Serbian Grandma to ask for advice https://i.imgur.com/XkgLKwK.jpg
r10pez10: i want to build aristocrats-treasure/win with Revel in Riches but i don't have the wildcards
MilkInBag: hissing iguanar was errata'd to player or planeswalker
LRRbot: Glen Elendra Archmage [3U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [2/2] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice Glen Elendra Archmage: Counter target noncreature spell. / Persist
JomAmman: @forsaken401 you mean RNA?
TehAmelie: this is who i picture when i put !advice in chat
tipulsar85: Can't Wait for Simic Ascendancy and Jellyfish Hydra...
LRRbot: Xathrid Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Xathrid Necromancer or another Human creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
JomAmman: @tipulsar85 same
Forsaken401: dumb autocorrect
NexusVoxx: anyone have a good nickname for Electrodominance yet?
TheWanderingNomad: I can't stop th is feeeeling
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Eremithius: I mean Vannifar and Timestream Navigator is a bit silly
postmodernpajamawrestler: Ral's Electrotise?
tipulsar85: I'm hoooked on the other version...
Nornwall: EDance
TehAmelie: "It's what plant's crave"
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
r10pez10: falkenrist arathocrat
Blasteg: so I assume this card is what the deck name is from?
NexusVoxx: ye
cardboardhorde: @Blasteg One of them, yeah.
postmodernpajamawrestler: yup
Loonatic93: Once I get the cards in Arena, I'm gonna try building a Simic or Sultai Simic Ascendency deck featuring Explore.
SamanthaVess: That and Cartel Aristocrat, Blasteg
11Dot: !card hissing iguanar
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
turtl3twins: @Blasteg that one and cartel aristocrat
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card cartel aristocrat
LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: Cartel Aristocrat gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
silverstar216: Ooh, just got here, do we have decklists?
markededge: WE BELIEVE IN YOU CAM
turtl3twins: !decklists
NexusVoxx: !decklists
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh that might be misleading
silverstar216: Thanks all!
mariammistressofmanifolds: camhad lethal i think
TVsVeryOwn: !card bloodsoaked
LRRbot: Did you mean: Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep; Bloodsoaked Champion
NexusVoxx: *annoyed grunt*
mariammistressofmanifolds: cause recruiter is a human
iQwikspell: Tim Allen would beat everyone
DreamyPants: Yeah, he did
SmashTCG: Draws bolt
NexusVoxx: aristocrat was summoning sick and tapped
SmashTCG: gaaame?
Willbrannon: Could’ve won
EricOstby: Nah, Cam needed the Champion to have lived and died a couple of times.
postmodernpajamawrestler: aristocrat has haste?
TVsVeryOwn: I smell a Marit Lage
Krokaar: how......boaring
NexusVoxx: and was tapped
turtl3twins: opposition is busted
azureHaights: A kiddly divy too (or so I hear)
DreamyPants: sac recruiter, then sac token, then sac two tapped creatures was 4 damage instead of the 1 from recruiter for lethal
NexusVoxx: wooden shoe
NexusVoxx: maze?
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: oh that too
turtl3twins: spaghetti monster
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
MrTulip: any this isn't even the nasty mode of opposition
mariammistressofmanifolds: isn't saccing recuiter, the zombie token from death, the aristocrat, and carrion feeder lethal?
mariammistressofmanifolds: *wasnt
markededge: guys magic is a hard game
markededge: it's fine
Iperithon: what about rotating your owl?
phorrestgaze: you kinda do that between seasons
Officinalis: Paul with the truth bombs.
Iperithon: That doesn't take long
Willbrannon: Yeah it was
EricOstby: I'm pretty sure Cam was a couple points off even with a board sac.
postmodernpajamawrestler: no if you make a mistake playing magic you are legally required to quit
TehAmelie: crop rotation is easy, it just takes a year
ArmadilloAL: One forest's worth of mana to turn a field into Cthu...err, Generic Tentacly Guy? Sounds fair.
tipulsar85: Zendikar’s elves have developed innovative methods to mitigate the effects of the Roil.
turtl3twins: plow under is 5 and crop rotation is 1? flavour fail
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PenultiN00b: Crop rotation extremely stronk fyi
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TehAmelie: Swords to Plowshares is 1 too
ArmadilloAL: My LGS did a Commander Draft last week where you brought your choice of commander and some rocks, then drafted like 10 packs of various Masters sets.
ArmadilloAL: I got to play a Prossh deck with four Hissing Iguanars.
Spacecarl: Turns out this stuffs complex.
ArmadilloAL: It was fun.
alcoriangod7: What do you guys think of Revival // Revenge??(for Canadian Highlander)
NexusVoxx: nasty
turtl3twins: aristocrats has some of the most complicated lines ever
GenieWH: That sounds very odd @ArmadilloAL
markededge: It really does
GenieWH: But fun
postmodernpajamawrestler: aristocrats is great in every format
postmodernpajamawrestler: like as an archetype, not in the metagame
r10pez10: i wanna iguana
markededge: you could hold priority and chain them after each other?
tipulsar85: We just have to wait a few weeks for it in standard again.
SnowToad: PogChamp
tipulsar85: Aristocrats...
NexusVoxx: oh its not an orc huh
Willbrannon: Not that complicated 😂 he didn’t have many open i think
SnowToad: I had a dream about highlander, and I dont even play highlander.
r10pez10: more like a-which?-to-crats
Loonatic93: So how did Crop Rotation into Dark Depths trigger Merit Lage? Wouldn't the ice counters still show up?
r10pez10: huh?-which?-who?-crats
ArmadilloAL: @Loonatic93 Nelson also had Thespian's Stage in play, which he activates to copy the Depths.
Spacecarl: He had Thespian stage out already
TVsVeryOwn: !card thespian stage
LRRbot: Thespian's Stage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
turtl3twins: @Loonatic93 there was a thespians stage in play
NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 Thespian Stage was already on the field, it copies depths and has 0 counters and immediately triggers
ArmadilloAL: Thespian's Stage does not have any ice counters, notably.
Loonatic93: AH! Did not see the Stage!
alcoriangod7: !card Revival / Revenge
LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
turtl3twins: cuz its already on the battlefield
Loonatic93: I was paying too much attention to the chat, so I didn't get a good look at the board.
NexusVoxx: this is not my beautiful depths! this is not my beautiful Marit Lage!
turtl3twins: hexmage was a mistake, never should have been printed
TVsVeryOwn: mull to 1!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'll take my chances with Rowdy Thespians over the Rowdy Crew
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a giant spaghetti puppet.
circusofkirkus: Hey, wait a minute, that Marit Lage is just a bunch of goblins in a spaghetti trench coat!
postmodernpajamawrestler: does priest of forgotten gods reference marit lage? that would be real neat
ArmadilloAL: The thespians are just SO aggravating that the Flying Spaghetti Monster arises from his eternal slumber just to shut them up.
phorrestgaze: no this is game one, you're stuck in a time loop!
tipulsar85: Ready for Game 5?
Loonatic93: Now, go with me on this journey... MULL TO ZERO!!!!!!!!!
TVsVeryOwn: !card rowdy crew
LRRbot: Rowdy Crew [2RR] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/3] | Trample / When Rowdy Crew enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards at random. If two cards that share a card type are discarded this way, put two +1/+1 counters on Rowdy Crew.
NexusVoxx: @postmodernpajamawrestler its in reference to the Nephilim
phorrestgaze: lrrFINE
turtl3twins: no the thespians do such a good impression everyone thinks marit lage showed up @ArmadilloAL
TVsVeryOwn: I love having lands to cast my spells!
postmodernpajamawrestler: ahh, neat
NexusVoxx: top deck war
Dr_fragenstien: in my opinion, the only thing worse than going to 4 is having no lands
NexusVoxx: iiiii dont know
phorrestgaze: scary for everyone
ArmadilloAL: Fun Fact: Kai Budde and his buddy once did that for the deciding game of a Grand Prix, because the Oath of Druids mirror was so grindy and they'd already been playing the finals for three hours and they just wanted to go home already.
turtl3twins: what's the fewest cards storm can kill you with in highlander Ben?
turtl3twins: mulligan-wise i mean\
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
NexusVoxx: dewit
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
LRRbot: Tidehollow Sculler [WB] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Garruk, Primal Hunter [2GGG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −3: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / −6: Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Edric, Spymaster of Trest [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.
TheOtherTrevor: clearly take the 8 drop
turtl3twins: has that ever happened?
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
NexusVoxx: oofa
mariammistressofmanifolds: i believe in you cam!
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis absolutley barbaric!
NexusVoxx: bob eric
ArmadilloAL: Magic as Garfield intended.
postmodernpajamawrestler: mardu "tempo" aristocrats
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
turtl3twins: wow
alcoriangod7: Ben, What do you think of Revival / Revenge in Canadian?
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
mariammistressofmanifolds: yes
NexusVoxx: i dont feel like revenge is worth having worse Unearth on the front
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
MrTulip: hisssss
r10pez10: whoa a standard card
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card Revival // Revenge
LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
alcoriangod7: !card Revival / Revenge
LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
TheOtherTrevor: You mean Jane Austen Revival and Revenge
postmodernpajamawrestler: oof
LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
mariammistressofmanifolds: oofa doofa
MurficWPN: life // death
LRRbot: Blasting Station [3] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Blasting Station deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may untap Blasting Station.
Skudd: Mmm, Prime Time
Nywt: Where can I get decklists for tonight?
NexusVoxx: !decklists
Nywt: Thank you
Ringo_The_Monkey: Couldn't cam have won?
LRRbot: Garruk, Primal Hunter [2GGG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −3: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / −6: Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: dont think is
NexusVoxx: so
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mariammistressofmanifolds: this is lethal now
mariammistressofmanifolds: wasnt before
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah thats lethal
Diabore: cam couldnt have "won" won but he could have got nelson too 2 on end step
LRRbot: Hallowed Spiritkeeper [1WW] | Creature — Avatar [3/2] | Vigilance / When Hallowed Spiritkeeper dies, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: katesLol
Ringo_The_Monkey: aight
GenieWH: He got there
TVsVeryOwn: aristocrats folks!
NexusVoxx: the aristocrats!
turtl3twins: it kinda should make you cross-eyed
markededge: I remember the storm deck gives people migraines.
Dr_fragenstien: the web of connections between cards looks like a conspiracy theorist's corkboard
Aravion: the aristocrats are maybe just a little bit convoluted
Diabore: god aristocrats can be a tricky deck, and other times its "crerature dies you lose?
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postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah aristocrats type decks on MTGO are in fact a nightmare
turtl3twins: highlander is a lot of mental gymnastics
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Kalpho: Tight Plays
cotillion1850: I put together orzhov arstiocrats today on Arena it felt good so far
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah, that sounds accurate
tipulsar85: !storm
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Dr_fragenstien: I want to put together aristocrats in arena, I just can't settle on the colors
MrPolyK: good night all, going to prerelease
Diabore: i love saying to my op "can i kill you"
Dr_fragenstien: @MrPolyK good luck!
Diabore: makes them think
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | Isolated Chapel enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
TVsVeryOwn: I love when opp asks "am I dead?"
tipulsar85: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
cotillion1850: I went with base BW and I think you could easily go into either Red or Green but for now I am keeping it simple with BW
EricOstby: Oh yeah, my friend is notorious for playing Sentinel Tower in High Tide and tanking for a solid minute when casting two spells kills me.
DaMullet14: I love those puzzles
Zardoc66: Its super hard to think what your opponent might be playing around when you know that you dont have any answers
Dr_fragenstien: Arena gothic
Karfsma778: PossibilityStorm.Com is basically today's version of that
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:02.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: oofa
mariammistressofmanifolds: holy moly
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
Krokaar: who doesnt buy deer sized salt licks?
SmashTCG: DO IT. KILL ME (hides Settle the wreckage in hand)
Vampiricsloth: oofa doofa
Karfsma778: WELP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Erboros of salt?
tipulsar85: Uh... Hi Depths
postmodernpajamawrestler: I was wondering why you did that before you laid out your hand lol
Diabore: thats when you ask the judge if you can duct tape their mouth
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
r10pez10: "ouroboros of salt" is a great turn of phrase
NexusVoxx: topdeck loam
LRRbot: Voyaging Satyr [1G] | Creature — Satyr Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land.
turtl3twins: i want an "ouroboros of salt" shirt now
JerecoPlays: This is no way for Cam to go out =( I am sad.
blackwlf: I'll stick with the regular ouroboros shirt. https://topatoco.com/collections/oglaf/products/og-ouroboros
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH WAIT! Doesn't Bloodmoon make Dark Depths enter without counters? but it can't be sacrificed?
Koshindan: Twice the booty.
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/3] | When Titania, Protector of Argoth enters the battlefield, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember this was brought up on discord a little while ago
phorrestgaze: oof
NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yes. when moon goes away though nyou do get marit
postmodernpajamawrestler: oofa doofa
Blasteg: holy moly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, thank you NexusVoxx
Diabore: damn nelly
Willbrannon: Is is no way to die
SmashTCG: she care Little of shiv, or the surrounding places
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
phorrestgaze: mana burn yourself
ArmadilloAL: !card zap
LRRbot: Zap [2R] | Instant | Zap deals 1 damage to any target. / Draw a card.
EricOstby: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
Diabore: was that thoughtsieze?
DerpAttackGo: !card Darkness
LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
tipulsar85: Next round?
tipulsar85: That was fast...
Blasteg: Ben v Alex for the Final!
turtl3twins: blasting station is an MVP
NexusVoxx: gamer fuel
TVsVeryOwn: Ben Ben Ben Ben (<<<Like Bill Nye the Science Guy)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judge, my opponent ate my card
DoodlestheGreat: 100% pure adrenaline!
NexusVoxx: dont eat the delicious cardboard
postmodernpajamawrestler: the thrill of curving threats into burn
tipulsar85: Next round is N100 cage match.
TheWanderingNomad: TWO MEN ENTER
Blasteg: so what exactly happened last game? Nelson got the right draw to blow u all Cam's land?
tipulsar85: Yup
Vampiricsloth: i play titania as my duel commander deck. she can be brutal
Blasteg: I just finished Bylaw and order ep2 yesterday, it's funny they spend all their money on a cafe and can't afford potions
TehAmelie: want a snack for the break? why not try https://i.imgur.com/EItXNRA.jpg
NexusVoxx: ORB
LetsConsider: Why @TehAmelie
Vampiricsloth: zuran orb is so good <3
NexusVoxx: gdq is a helluva drug
TehAmelie: don'¨t ask why
TehAmelie: it's all done with orbs now
Blasteg: because, whynot? We have square watermelons
TehAmelie: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "Ecstasy to the Orb? Joy to the World!" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
TehAmelie: exactly
Blasteg: I personally prefer Kaboom myself MingLee
floydisnotpink: !findquoteorb
Blasteg: !findquote boom
LRRbot: Quote #5279: "I wanna make things go boom boom!" —Paul [2018-08-23]
tipulsar85: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "Ecstasy to the Orb? Joy to the World!" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
TehAmelie: !findquote Dale
TehAmelie: bah, that was so not recently
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, it's Mine O' Clock. Wait, no...
tehcrashxor: I thought this was Yugioh!
DeltaNegative: :O
RogueLink: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh, reasonable assumption
Karfsma778: WOW
NexusVoxx: marit lage 2020
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
Mechsican: seabatBRAIN atpSeed
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
Karfsma778: Savage burning
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
NexusVoxx: rishadan bayou
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god
SuperGiraffe: grim flayer
NexusVoxx: yes superintendant?
Karfsma778: Ben should be at 17
MintChocDoublin: pelt collector also known as experiment two
tipulsar85: !card Skinner
LRRbot: Obsessive Skinner [1G] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | When Obsessive Skinner enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
sivakrytos: it does not seem that we ever "got kony"
TehAmelie: holy cats, there's a Creeper World 4. somebody alert Paul
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
jarvisj07: Champion Untapped?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Namboto: oh man remember when the guy behind kony 2012 did all that stuff that you shouldn't do? good times
postmodernpajamawrestler: "Poacher is so incriminating, I prefer Pelt Collector"
NexusVoxx: 18 is correct
crashdownreg: bloodsoaked champion has 2 shields but can't block
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
tipulsar85: Card?
DJayH: fatal push
LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie I've been watching the KnuckleCracker blog :)
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
vegetalss4: What card was that Alex used for removal?
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
NexusVoxx: poosh
vegetalss4: Thank you Cam lrrHEART
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
SpyCactus: Ooh, Canadian Highlander?
NexusVoxx: bye-ou
turtl3twins: is bomat signed?
SuperGiraffe: Apparently Scrapheap scrounger has had more Pro Tour tops 8s than any other card
DrEinstein99: Is this the winners game or the just having fun bracket?
NexusVoxx: even basics?
r10pez10: winrar bracket
LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
r10pez10: but all the brackets are the having fun bracket
DrEinstein99: Nice
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
DrEinstein99: Of course
SpyCactus: Basics, in a pro tour?
SpyCactus: Hardly ever happens
mariammistressofmanifolds: basics? in my pro tour? it's more likely than you think
TVsVeryOwn: nice one Ben
turtl3twins: that's amazing
tipulsar85: WE have Tomato in chat.
postmodernpajamawrestler: communicate a whole turn only with car noises please
r10pez10: Raymond "Spike Spike" Swanland
LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
SpyCactus: Do car noises include everything from car talk?
LRRbot: Tomb of Urami | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying named Urami.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Tomb boom rimes. but Tomb Bomb doesn't
turtl3twins: tomb of the boooooooom!!!!!!!
Loonatic93: Tomb of Umami?
SpyCactus: Because they made a bunch of noises
postmodernpajamawrestler: @SpyCactus no just the noises your car makes
WithoutAnAce: OMG mutavault is an ogre!
SpyCactus: But I am without automotive transport atm, @postmodernpajamawrestler
postmodernpajamawrestler: make them with your mouth
r10pez10: my car has three wheels that pay out if they match up
Sektor88: get out of his swamp Kappa
tipulsar85: Everyone Likes Cakes...
LRRbot: Sulfur Elemental [2R] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Flash / Split second / White creatures get +1/−1.
SpyCactus: @postmodernpajamawrestler but I can't make the noises my car makes, if I don't have a car
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh lol
tipulsar85: !card Living Death
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
TVsVeryOwn: The nerve of some opponents
TVsVeryOwn: drawing out of Wasteland, well I never
tipulsar85: I AM the HYPE!
postmodernpajamawrestler: give us your best swedish luxury car impressions
TheWanderingNomad: I get that reference!
SpyCactus: Question, does Niv-Mizzit count as a big dumb dragon?
DarthRagnar815: WutFace
tipulsar85: Is over head losing frames, Paul?
TehAmelie: hey, the vomit reflex and the laugh reflex is almost the same
TVsVeryOwn: "Expecting to burp and then vomitting on the floor"
postmodernpajamawrestler: big dumb genius dragon
TemporallyAwry: A "This is why you double sleeve" info-video
Loonatic93: Niv-Mizzit is the dumbest drangon.
rage552: SCRY 1
Loonatic93: dragon.
WithoutAnAce: At least bacterial if not viral
Morrigan9: ug why cam
NexusVoxx: scryeeeeeeeeee
MalBeam: does vomiting on stream violate twitch TOS?
LoadingReadyRun: tipulsar85 I don't think so?
TheOtherTrevor: i certainly hope there is nothing viral in Alex's vomit
mariammistressofmanifolds: burger king foot lettuce!
Sektor88: huh, speechjammer's on again Kappa
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
crashdownreg: take 2 mana burn
postmodernpajamawrestler: ben is def on norin
tipulsar85: It looks like it here...
phorrestgaze: oof
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | +1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / −1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / −2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
NexusVoxx: karn with pants
Robot_Bones: I AM KARN
Loonatic93: Jesus is my Commander... And my co-pilot!
Namboto: sludgecore chipmunks is legitimately good
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Karn, No longer Liberated
NexusVoxx: 2
SpyCactus: Do you think his globe transforms into a construct?
NexusVoxx: !decklists
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
LRRbot: Tomb of Urami | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying named Urami.
LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
Koshindan: Don't let your memes be dreams.
SmashTCG: wow Savage
NexusVoxx: which one ranks below wastes?
Blasteg: yeah, mine too
Doc_Rider: lrrFINE
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrbot should timeout lrrbot
SpyCactus: That is a heck of a rampant growth
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
SuperGiraffe: Is Wastes the 6th basic, or is it plains?
TheOtherTrevor: wastes above plains
auxv: waste is in the top 5 obvs
SuperGiraffe: fair choice
EricOstby: Can we get a count on how many cards Alex put into exile?
Namboto: it was lots
NexusVoxx: butt
Namboto: lots many
LRRbot: Brazen Scourge [1RR] | Creature — Gremlin [3/3] | Haste
SpyCactus: A metric "bunch"
Ubiki: About 30
TheTunnelingCat: in mono black i once exiled 50 cards after naming swamp with that, I exiled 2 of em then flipped just about every non basic land in the deck before finding it
tipulsar85: Overhead has fixed itself now... weird.
NexusVoxx: grim lava man
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
SpyCactus: Things sure are looking grim
Banrael: cheer100 Yay, I'm not too late at getting home, I can see part of a game :D
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
NexusVoxx: thats not a pickle, thats mox emerald
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
SpyCactus: Ooh, the best plainswalker
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
Namboto: mox pickle
phorrestgaze: just bobby into an 8 drop
LRRbot: Hanweir Battlements | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. / {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.
Robot_Bones: This guy are sick
ArmadilloAL: My previous employer met a....uh, noodly end.
NexusVoxx: good WW Ganondorf laugh ben
turtl3twins: what are aristcrat's points cam?
LRRbot: Incendiary Flow [1R] | Sorcery | Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
wolf2012pack: HUE ?
tipulsar85: Hangar Time!
JaymicUnyielding: Hello LRR + Chat! Any Allegiance cards make a splash yet?
tipulsar85: rip
Wodar9: How is the name Medium red and not Medium rare?
LRRbot: Reality Smasher [4C] | Creature — Eldrazi [5/5] | Trample, haste / Whenever Reality Smasher becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.
phorrestgaze: lemme smash
SpyCactus: That seems like a beating
Sektor88: big oof
LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
postmodernpajamawrestler: medium read is spooky when it curves out
Namboto: octoNa octoNi
NexusVoxx: @turtl3twins looks like just Stoneforge?
phorrestgaze: zot
underhill33: rood
HesGotNoPants: what makes this highlander Canadian?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
rage552: Rekt
F1SHOR: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
TVsVeryOwn: Ben with the style points!
NexusVoxx: @jay not legal yet, so no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh, if you discard Nullhide Ferox because of Reality Smasher, does it go to the battlefield?
bradlby: elaborate
phorrestgaze: and everyone started clapping
wolf2012pack: overlay with the flicker
Koshindan: I believe that was the correct play. benginBurn
TVsVeryOwn: hooglFloop
underhill33: lrrWOW
tipulsar85: Bolt shifted borders there
Dr_fragenstien: cam hurt himself in confusion
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: because Reality Smasher is a source your opponent controls? but you have to cast the spell targeting it?
MalBeam: well i just got a call from the jerk store, and they're running out of you
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
TheOtherTrevor: respond with nature's claim my mox
SpyCactus: Let the Rage flow through you, Ben @LoadingReadyRun
turtl3twins: @NexusVoxx thanks, I didn't really want to check decklists
bastian964: I think that's my favorite magic quote of all time.
TimWinGame: 222-0
insane_42: amazonNo amazonIce
bastian964: "I was playing around you having hope."
postmodernpajamawrestler: @TimWinGame Jon Bois?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE
tehcrashxor: ha!
EricOstby: Now it's serious.
r10pez10: this has been a weird stream
tipulsar85: Time?
Doc_Rider: lrrJUDGE
Dr_fragenstien: bah gawd tha6t man had a family!
TVsVeryOwn: tempers are a flaring
MalBeam: we're playing canlander, so a canadian destroyer would be a more appropriate wrestling move
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
Banrael: Accurate lrrFINE
TimWinGame: @postmodernpajamawrestler Yeah!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love magic with LRR
HesGotNoPants: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Loonatic93: Good Luck High Five!
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
HorusFive: Alex "A G. D. adult" Steacy
ADTalks: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
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LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | +1: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / −2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / −7: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
NexusVoxx: gorsh
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
tipulsar85: That a nissa!
SpyCactus: That is a good play
postmodernpajamawrestler: Get him on his upkeep in kind Alex
Wodar9: The smallest dice I have seen
HesGotNoPants: @loonatic93 high five to the face it sounds like
TVsVeryOwn: Use a big boy die for the camera, Alex
r10pez10: ms revane to the battlefield, ms revane to the battlefield
C4ge: Getting a bit briney for LRR
Dr_fragenstien: can someone explain to me what the black mold arcetype is
NexusVoxx: GB aggro
TVsVeryOwn: Jund no red
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
SpyCactus: If Nissa went to Ravnica, it would be cool to see her as Supreme Botanist, especially since we've already seen her in Simic colors
LRRbot: Tainted Wood | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Activate this ability only if you control a Swamp.
postmodernpajamawrestler: GB aggro that happens to do some predictable GB stuff
turtl3twins: @Dr_fragenstien GB aggro that's as resilient and recursive as possible
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
Willbrannon: Wow going after commander playersss...... i like it
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
NexusVoxx: um
F1SHOR: Kalitas is a card i really dont miss from standard
tipulsar85: It would be if the sides were 5mm a vertex...
bastian964: Alex take one.
chrono2x: Alex takes one
insane_42: ^
TVsVeryOwn: Kalitas is the bane of all my favourite combo decks
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
turtl3twins: what's more backbreaking, ferocidon or Kalitas
NexusVoxx: sure is 6 points in here boss
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
mariammistressofmanifolds: ooh wah ahah ah
NexusVoxx: benis
SpyCactus: That is a very impressive garden Nissa has going there\
exactlythreedozenkittens: !card Mishra's Factory
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
banachspacebar: !card kalitas, traitor
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
WithoutAnAce: I thought that was workshop and not factory for a sec
SpyCactus: Shame if something were to happen to it
ArmadilloAL: That could be the first time I've ever seen that ability of Kalitas actually activated before.
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
Diabore: did alex gain life from kalitas?
exactlythreedozenkittens: Oof, right after the fiery confluence resolved
NexusVoxx: @Diabore no, ferocidon stops it
exactlythreedozenkittens: @Diabore He can't, there's a ferocidon
LRRbot: Vampire Hexmage [BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.
Diabore: right
postmodernpajamawrestler: My grandpa's deck has no shatters!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: everyone can choke sasuke
phorrestgaze: that meme''s dead already
SpyCactus: Is Alex playing dark depths?
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
exactlythreedozenkittens: omg hexmage is a vampire lol kalitas can eat him
SpyCactus: Or is there another reason he's playing hexmage?
LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
r10pez10: right i'm going to the beach, have fun y'all
lifecharacter: How many people on the LRR's Bizarre Playmat can be choking Sasuke?
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token named Ragavan that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
turtl3twins: @SpyCactus no, it kills planeswalkers and it's just good
NexusVoxx: @SpyCactus its a 2/1 with first strike, for one. can kill walkers or refresh his undying/persist creatures
F1SHOR: bens plan is to kill himself before alex can?
SpyCactus: @turtl3twins Ah, I don't think about it much outside of combo
NexusVoxx: I got ham but im not a hamster...
exactlythreedozenkittens: !card Strangleroot Geist
LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I got ham but i'm not a hamster
kishachu_: has alex gained life from kalitas
SydPreviouslyHeadache: MY FAVORITE Pirate!
icefinch: @kishachu_ nope
lifecharacter: Rampaging Ferocidon prevents life gain.
Koshindan: @kishachu_ He can't with Ferocidon.
EricOstby: Kari to exile, Zambie.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good my my favorite pirate
turtl3twins: @SpyCactus fair Hexmage is fine in singleton, but wizards screwed up when they printed it
StrawhatRyan: he gets a zombie when it dies right?
Loonatic93: Has Ben gained life from Ferocidon?
Shenandygains: Zambie tho?
TVsVeryOwn: Zambie trigger!
tipulsar85: oooh Promo Geist.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Zombie?
exactlythreedozenkittens: Kari gets exiled, alex makes zomblebie
DigitalSeahorse: xD
mariammistressofmanifolds: alex gets a zombie
StrawhatRyan: zombie from the block! D:
SmashTCG: ghuuu
wolf2012pack: Alex NO
ArmadilloAL: Zombie Zev.
DigitalSeahorse: lol pun joeks
SpyCactus: Does zombie zev have a zombie monkey?
turtl3twins: no, just a zambie
Koshindan: @SpyCactus No, they need the monkey for restoration parts on the Zev model.
TVsVeryOwn: embalmed Ragavan token, plz and thnx
SpyCactus: Is that why Zombie zev is so lopsided?
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
HesGotNoPants: @koshindan it on a hamster wheel in the chest
tipulsar85: Zev becomes a token mono Zombie, not copy of herself.
LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
SpyCactus: Ooh, Foglio art!
turtl3twins: did daredevil flash anything back?
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Skred<3
Dr_fragenstien: what does skred even mean?
SpyCactus: Sack hexmage after persist to refresh?
TVsVeryOwn: snow covered red
JaymicUnyielding: Look down, look up, my Mountains are now Snow.
turtl3twins: @Dr_fragenstien it just does
tipulsar85: Geist wil become a bigger geist soon.
Koshindan: @Dr_fragenstien Skred is like purple. You can define it, but it doesn't actually describe it.
JaymicUnyielding: @Dr_fragenstien another word for avalanche
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did alex take one from the zombles?
NexusVoxx: cams got it
Loonatic93: So, did Ben gain life from Ferocidon?
tipulsar85: And frames are dropping again on overhead only.
turtl3twins: @JaymicUnyielding thanks for that, i was just making a dumb joke, but that's actually interesting
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
TVsVeryOwn: do it Ben!
NexusVoxx: cant gain life
A_Dub888: !card kalitas, traitor
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
Phosphatide: greetings LRR friends, i'm watching from work as my LGC awaits the midnight prerelease to begin FrankerZ
NexusVoxx: matcha magic
RomanGoro: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
JaymicUnyielding: @turtl3twins doodBro
SpyCactus: Hoooo!
LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert Glorybringer as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
wlsack: Dash Hopes!
circusofkirkus: dargon!
HesGotNoPants: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #4025: "How many pushups would kill a human?" —Alex [2017-02-18]
Austinwrkout: He should have played that Nighthawk in hand
turtl3twins: probably didn't want to overextend into a wrath or something
JerecoPlays: He just blows up the nighthawk
squidssssss: nighthawk would still die to exerted dragon
KennyMorgan: Glorybringer would have just killed it
Austinwrkout: True
LRRbot: Scab-Clan Berserker [1RR] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | Haste / Renown 1 / Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, if Scab-Clan Berserker is renowned, Scab-Clan Berserker deals 2 damage to that player.
CrazymattCaptain: what are those cards?
banachspacebar: this ferocidon basically did like 20 damage to alex
turtl3twins: what was the other card in alex's hand?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: these were good games
turtl3twins: besides nighthawk
tipulsar85: Nighthawk and something else
Diabore: drqthrite shaman
MurficWPN: deathrite shaman
turtl3twins: shaman? thanks chat
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
turtl3twins: and cameron
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature — Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
LRRbot: Gnarled Scarhide [B] | Enchantment Creature — Minotaur [2/1] | Bestow {3}{B} / Gnarled Scarhide can't block. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and can't block.
LRRbot: Najeela, the Blade-Blossom [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate this ability only during combat.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's cool
SydPreviouslyHeadache: WAIT WHAT
tipulsar85: POWERFUL MAGIC!
turtl3twins: i love ranching players with their own cards
wumpus0000: hi there!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cratermaker is a warrior
LRRbot: Greenwheel Liberator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | Revolt — Greenwheel Liberator enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
Koshindan: This baby can hold so many warriors.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh. a deck that kills its opponent by them having creatures etb
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan, Last of the Abzan enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
LRRbot: Thorn Lieutenant [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/3] | Whenever Thorn Lieutenant becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. / {5}{G}: Thorn Lieutenant gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
C4ge: But red doesnt take any thought
LRRbot: Kraul Harpooner [1G] | Creature — Insect Warrior [3/2] | Reach / Undergrowth — When Kraul Harpooner enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature with flying you don't control. Kraul Harpooner gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard, then you may have Kraul Harpooner fight that creature.
LRRbot: Skarrgan Pit-Skulk [G] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Bloodthirst 1 / Creatures with power less than Skarrgan Pit-Skulk's power can't block it.
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — Narnam Renegade enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
spawnofhastur: !uptime
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Sethro420: !points
quietazn_: ggs
C4ge: Warrior tribal is frontier viable
ArcOfTheConclave: !card chief of the edge
LRRbot: Chief of the Edge [WB] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Other Warrior creatures you control get +1/+0.
ArmadilloAL: !card boldwyr intimidator
LRRbot: Boldwyr Intimidator [5RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [5/5] | Cowards can't block Warriors. / {R}: Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. / {2}{R}: Target creature becomes a Warrior until end of turn.
postmodernpajamawrestler: soldiers are just organized warriors
lifecharacter: !bloodchin rager
Koshindan: Soldiers fight for a cause. Warriors fight just because.
A_Dub888: !card bloodchin
LRRbot: Did you mean: Blood-Chin Fanatic; Blood-Chin Rager
postmodernpajamawrestler: !card bloodchin rager
Juliamon: !card blood-chin rager
LRRbot: Blood-Chin Rager [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Blood-Chin Rager attacks, Warrior creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.
lifecharacter: Damn hyphens.
Dandinstorm12: what ups chat
silverstar216: Soldier is more organized, warrior is more barbaric
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Dandinstorm12: I never get to see this stream live
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turtl3twins: Points check?
swiftynuggets: secure the wastes makes tons of warriors
tipulsar85: That was Fun!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that rager doesn't get invited to dinner parties
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a lot of fun
ferro_man: 45 minutes until my prerelease >_<
Dirt_Gopher: top 16?
TheOtherTrevor: Battle it out because there can be only one
DigitalSeahorse: wait when?
tipulsar85: How many N100 members this time?
Dandinstorm12: 3?
Dandinstorm12: 2?
turtl3twins: Canadian highlander best format?
Koshindan: Can't believe it's been a year.
C4ge: No really its anpgraded khans deck like the rest of fronteir
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Collar and tie?
postmodernpajamawrestler: @ferro_man what timezone?
ferro_man: @postmodernpajamawrestler central
TheOtherTrevor: No Liam flying back just for the tournament?
Dandinstorm12: not bitter
postmodernpajamawrestler: big blue
ferro_man: @postmodernpajamawrestler midnight pre-release friday into saturday, then ones at noon and 5pm on saturday and sunday
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Dandinstorm12: some nerd
tipulsar85: lrrDILLY
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Would Ben appreciate that nickname?
PhoenixMelior: Muscle wizards
DigitalSeahorse: some guy who does great comics!
turtl3twins: muscle wizards indeed
chrono2x: When are we getting Marshall_LR up here to do commentary? I'm sure he would have fun doing that for Highlander.
g3_lexicon: mtglexScrew mtglexScrew mtglexScrew mtglexScrew mtglexScrew
DigitalSeahorse: what about the crafter thank you cards and doubloons?
Loonatic93: Splurge with Serge!
tipulsar85: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
mariammistressofmanifolds: https://imgur.com/gallery/m7fJCwI
CaptainSpam: And we get cards even if we got one two years ago?
turtl3twins: north100 crew commentating the year end tournament?
LoadingReadyRun: CaptainSpam Yes!
tipulsar85: Have a nice sleep all!
Swamplor: LRR sent me, kiss please
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Phillammon: d'you think they've got enough of these?
turtl3twins: this is amazing
SmashTCG: how did you not make a Storm deck with tendrills/
F1SHOR: fish guild best guild
tipulsar85: Almos ther
Dandinstorm12: your damn right
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SmashTCG: gotta play Over 500 cards
Phillammon: Dandinstorm, how do you feel about being the first functionally banned card
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Thanks Cam :P
Banrael: cheer250 Just cause :D
Dandinstorm12: @Phillammon I'd like to thank the academy...and the council...
DigitalSeahorse: Cam needs a mana refill :P
SmashTCG: LUL
tipulsar85: How goes Bylaw & order Cam?
Dandinstorm12: whoops
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a Lazav with a Helm of the Host
Dandinstorm12: there goes the whole everything
SmashTCG: Cam.... giving away his character trait
BlueChloroplast: ah ha! they are Lazav!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: with Arcane Adaptation naming Ooze
drfox17: one of them was reincarnated
shurtal: Spoiler, the DM was the Assassin all along!
Banrael: Izzet!
Dandinstorm12: dun dun dun
tipulsar85: !card Helm of the Host
LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary if equipped creature is legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
drfox17: from another world
tipulsar85: Baai!
drthvd3r: No, Izzet is another guild.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night
Skudd: You have to tell me if you're a Dimir assassin.
JaymicUnyielding: You have to tell me if you're Lazav.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
Dandinstorm12: cya chat
turtl3twins: unless it' s cam...always dimir
shurtal: DM, Dimir, It makes TOTAL SENSE
turtl3twins: l8r
Dandinstorm12: I cost 54 points
DigitalSeahorse: good one, Cam, totes a fake out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait... could you dm a game like that? 4 players are Lazav, but one had the Helm and they don't know who the original is, or even that the other players are also Lazav?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, i mean of course it CAN be done, but would it be fun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: every time there's combat a new ally pops up inexplicably
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone