RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
RockPusher: So LRRbot, what should I do on this day off?
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Caress the spider.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote spider
LRRbot: Quote #4541: "Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!" —Heather [2017-12-10]
RockPusher: immersion therapy for arachnophobia - ambitious project for a single day
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote man
LRRbot: Quote #5377: "There's no way you can make a man in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit look cool." —Ian [2018-10-08]
RockPusher: !findquote pig
LRRbot: Quote #261: "Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum." —Cameron [2015-05-01]
richard_ermen: Am I actually in time for Rhythm Cafe?
Earthenone: yup
RockPusher: looks that way lrrAWESOME
richard_ermen: Yay, finally, first time in two years ^^
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN ¯\_ lrrGOAT _/¯ lrrHORN
RockPusher: jamieDance tiltyhEXTREME slytqDance tiltyhEXTREME
GDwarf: Oh? Going back to the beginning, are we?
chickenace11: The only thing that i know about this game is that the main character was in sonic super star racing
Fruan: lrrHEART lrrSPOOP lrrHEART
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1m ago).
GDwarf: One of the first games on Rhythm Cafe, IIRC
Metric_Furlong: get ready for Rhythm Tuesday: now Rhythm Café (Rhythm Diner in the USA)
niccus: now's your time to cram about the history of Mexican Flyer; there will be a quiz
RassilonDND: Oh I have never been to a live rhythm heaven
GDwarf: Now the LRR setup doesn't impose a second of lag it might actually be playable
chickenace11: actually now that i think about it that game gave a lot of the back story of her
AntiCrepuscular: Part 2: Part II: Appendix I
Phosphatide: what up, i'm at work at an LGS and there's a 2HG prerelease going on and i finally have a chance to breathe
chickenace11: This is just heather house of lies
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Rhythm Cafe, right now, playing Space Channel 5: Part 2! 🎦 | 📷 ||
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
chickenace11: like that one quote says
Anubis169: I hear... the sound of space lrrSPOOP
chickenace11: so nothing
D1cey1: The space is alive to the sound of vacuum
SixPairsOfFeet: part 2: part II !!!
iSmartMan1: Hang on, Space Channel 5? As in the game that had Ian's ideal funeral procession?
Phosphatide: the sound of space is the collective screaming that no one can hear
ArcOfTheConclave: @SixPairsOfFeet electric boogallo?
chickenace11: ah good point
EricTheOrange: Hi hi hi~
TehAmelie: jeez that hbomberguy has a lot of positive energy in chat for a stream with 25 000 viewers
GDwarf: Pudding Desu!
GDwarf: Space Michael!
richard_ermen: Such a weird, yet amusing background music.
TehAmelie: time for some phat jamz tho
EricTheOrange: "my name is yooooooo"
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, god, I just spent an hour outside shovelling. My back is dead, my face is frozen, and I'm gonna take some stream time before I go do the *other* thing I need to do...
ArcOfTheConclave: @iSmartMan1 what is Ian's 'ideal funeral procession'?
Phosphatide: so since i'm at work, my sound is muted as is appropriate for watching a stream for rhythm games
chickenace11: Ian will tell us no need to ask
RockPusher whistles along
TehAmelie: you're a hero Arc
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
D1cey1: Good job
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls :D
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TehAmelie: halo
richard_ermen: xD
Phosphatide: lrrDILLY
AntiCrepuscular: Mmmmmhmmm!
Gizmoloid: Gorgeous!
PaperDoopliss: A+ opening Ian
timiam: That was a wildly Ian thing
richard_ermen: Suprise Ian!
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Arclight_Dynamo: Noot noot.
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Riandisa: Good afternoon Ian
chickenace11: That's just Ian not even planned
iSmartMan1: @ArcOfTheConclave It's beyond words, but if this is the game I'm thinking of, the replay of Part 1 will have it
TehAmelie: hands free café? there's an idea
RockPusher: Hello Ian tiltyhEXTREME
RockPusher: Ian is here‽
AntiCrepuscular: Centred Ian PogChamp
Anubis169: Hiiiiiiiiiiii Ian!! lrrAWESOME
RassilonDND: oh no, heather has been eaten by a grue?
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher slytqHi
Alness49: Limited Menu Cafe
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde benginHi
AntiCrepuscular: Is there a Beej at the other end of the bar? lrrBEEJ
chickenace11: Has Heather turned into beej has it finally happened is it only one Derry now
Anubis169: "Please Hippopotamus" Kappa
ritchards: Hodor isn't there and Ian just goes ham (or other food)
Sarah_Serinde: Ugh computer please stop restarting when I don't want you to
Sarah_Serinde: stupid updates
richard_ermen: Chat isn´t dead.
Pteraspidomorphi: That was a funny omegathon final
Anubis169: Microsoft knows best Sarah, you really wanted them anyway
Anubis169: Windows told you so :P
2Flower: Weird. The dreamcast package has really great keyboard and controller support normally.
TehAmelie: press B to hey
AntiCrepuscular: Sarah_Serinde speaking of updates, check out that steam game list :D
Sarah_Serinde: I specifically told it not to update at this time of day...
Gizmoloid: Argh! Twitch doesn't want to make clips for me :(
Anubis169: it reset your reset
Sarah_Serinde: @anticrepuscular Kinda hard on mobile
AntiCrepuscular: ah, good point :(
iSmartMan1: I would be totally fine if we had to start over
Gizmoloid: And since the moment is long gone, now it works perfectly.
aerobeing: Does it become your desktop wallpaper in that mode?
discophiliac: ive actually never gotten the chance to play this. looking forward to it!
chickenace11: oh it is now Ian
RockPusher: Yes, because an oddly translated setting is the weirdest thing in this game lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: Okay well at least that didn't take too long, back on desktop
azureHaights: Chu / Confirm. Chunfirm. ...Chunithm?
CaptainSpam: Didn't we play this in a previous Rhythm Cafe long long ago?
Anubis169: nope
Anubis169: we played the first one
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher You were busy while my computer was restarting huh? :D benginHeart sergeHeart
Scotblackbird: Oh whoa hey, it's my datemate's favorite game.
Scotblackbird: Glad this popped up in my notifs.
CaptainSpam: I can swear I saw that main menu on-stream before...
richard_ermen: Suprisingly 90s style cutscenes.
AntiCrepuscular: yikes, that's a lotta tearing
Anubis169: Ian: ...and this version doesn't have horrible video combing :D
ArcOfTheConclave: eew, screen tearing
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde benginFingers sergeFriend
GDwarf: No video combing, but weird tearing
TehAmelie: the Megaman problem
D1cey1: Gotta buffer the warp
CaptainSpam: Well, dancing is their main tool, so I guess they need to make sure it makes a splash?
chickenace11: Are going to be dealing with the thrusting hips all game
richard_ermen: Is he making them "dance evil"??
richard_ermen: That monster!
Arclight_Dynamo: Waffle iron?
ArcOfTheConclave: pokeballs?
discophiliac: gotta BEAM in style Jebaited
Anubis169: Ian there's some REAL bad screen tearing going on :/
GDwarf: I'd just guess that space wasn't really a concern. They had 700MB, how could they ever use all of that up? :P
Anubis169: is it just our end or is it on your screen too?
PaperDoopliss: Rhythm Cafe Matters of Import crossover?
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Koshindan: Didn't Dreamcast use larger than normal discs? Maybe it was antipiracy reasons.
CaptainSpam: GDwarf: Ah, but this was a Dreamcast game! They had a whole gig! :-P
AntiCrepuscular: "roboading"?
GDwarf: Tearing is staying during gameplay
Juliamon: Still tearing
RockPusher: oh my, those polygons
Anubis169: still tearing ian
Gizmoloid: Yep, still tearing.
Anubis169: it's around her shoulder height
TehAmelie: wow, now i see where the Vampire the Masquerade game got its concepts of necks
Anubis169: sweet jebus the macroblocking!
Anubis169: twitch really doesn't like white noise lrrSPOOP
FarleyF: So with only Ian here does this mean that Hodor has opened a rival rhythm Cafe and that there is going to be a rhythm off in the future lrrBEEJ
ArcOfTheConclave: when was this game made?
Anubis169: ages back
TehAmelie: it's not just the length but the jarring angles and twisty movements of the necks
Anubis169: i was in secondary school and the PS1 had been out about a year i think?
Arclight_Dynamo: I'mma guess 2001?
RockPusher: 2002
chickenace11: So who is going to either keep Ian in line or let him go on his rambles since Hodor is not here
Anubis169: oh no it'd been out a while by then
FarleyF: Then there's going to be a tearful reunion where the two cafes make up their differences and rejoin together
Anubis169: yeah i was in my last year of secondary school :D
AntiCrepuscular: chickenace11 chat to the rescue ;)
chickenace11: that is what I'm scared of
iSmartMan1: But where are the subtitle settings?
Meltalar: no co pilot, when you are in space?
Scotblackbird: I see we're having *all* the fun with settings here
RockPusher: would not vsync on be useful for tearing?
ContingentCat: Wow I thought it would be significantly older than that
GDwarf: VSync should stop tearing, usually
Tomasu82: vsync usually fixes tearing...
GDwarf: Though LRR's had weird issues with it before, I gather
RockPusher: I mean, putting vsync on - it is off
AntiCrepuscular: ^
Koshindan: Pretty sure Vsync was off.
ContingentCat: it was off before
Gizmoloid: Are there any problems with V-Sync in this game? It should fix tearing.
CaptainSpam: Hey, wait, yeah! May of 2016, SC5 Part 2, Rhythm Cafe. Blow me down.
Arclight_Dynamo: If vsync is on, turn it off. If it's off, turn it on. No idea why.
iSmartMan1: You forgot the controller, Ian
chickenace11: Chat is basically one giant autopilot that only screams go left @Meltalar so that counts
Tomasu82: 59hz != 60hz...
DoctorOfBeard: did you set it to controller?
Meltalar: controler settings?
Arclight_Dynamo: Engolish?
Gizmoloid: Was that tearing just now?
RockPusher: Onglish
iSmartMan1: But where is English!?
Anubis169: still tearing
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ContingentCat: oo epilepsy warning that's always a good sign
iSmartMan1: There we go
VantaBeige: Oh good I havent missed anythng
CaptainSpam: Ten minutes later, the language is somehow set to Esperato.
ArcOfTheConclave: orcish?
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Anubis169: at around about 65% down the screen
GDwarf: IIRC the pre-rendered cutscenes kept the Japanese VA even when you choose English.
TheMerricat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:48.
Meltalar: IAN, can we get a German stream one day
TheMerricat: Is this an Ian only stream today? ^_^
richard_ermen: Nein! xD
AntiCrepuscular: TheMerricat yup!
Anubis169: Ian: Still screen tearing around about 65% down the image
Koshindan: Still tearing. :(
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TheNerdWonder: Space Channel 5 was, I think, my first rhythm game ever. It's great to see Ulala back again
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2Flower: Whoa, it's worse.
ArcOfTheConclave: reboarding
Meltalar: ulala
Anubis169: from top
Gizmoloid: Weird, tearing seems less for me.
D1cey1: I'm honestly not seeing it
Scotblackbird: Yeah, I don't see it?
TheMerricat: I'm not seeing any screen tears
Anubis169: ok hang on it's stabilising
Lazarus_18: Not seeing it
GDwarf: Huh, I'm... not seeing tearing
Juliamon: It's not worse on my end
aerobeing: Unknown? Isn't that HIM? (From Powerpuff Girls)
SquareDotCube: I'm noticing frame skips from the animation more than the screen tearing
2Flower: A bit more stable now but the camera's not moving, so.
Arclight_Dynamo: So... I maintain this was the inspiration for this game:
GDwarf: Oh, there it is, some tearing still, yeah
GDwarf: Ah well
Juliamon: I think it's the prerendered bits between actual input segments
ritchards: Is Ian a train now?
RockPusher: chu chu chu!
discophiliac: ohhhhh NOOoooo hahahha
ContingentCat: umm
TheNerdWonder: Huh. I always thought they were saying "shoot" and not "chu"
GDwarf: There's also "shoot"
Gizmoloid: Oh, I see it now too, sometimes it's visible around her head.
Anubis169: Ian: Mostly good now, the VSync isn't catching all of it but it's way better than before
TheNerdWonder: oh good. that won't make it hard at all
chickenace11: This game is just somebody trying to make a rhythm game after watching the jetsons
TheMerricat: Hasn't she ever heard of journalistic integrity? You are suppose to COVER the news, not become PART of it.
GDwarf: I think I misremembered and it's Chu and Hey, but she does shoot when she says "chu", so...
discophiliac: do you think they would ever make this game into a broadway show LUL
Koshindan: Why is he telling her how to defeat them?
Arclight_Dynamo: Why isn't there a theatrical-length pop-sci-fi epic based on dance and music?
Arclight_Dynamo: I want it!
discophiliac: very true!
ritchards: Raichu?
niccus: it's too close to apple campus aesthetic nowadays
GDwarf: '60s Sci-Fi aesthetics are very good
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, I'd take this but synthwave.
CaptainSpam: Good ol' retro-future. Where "space" was a very vaguely-understood term. :-P
chickenace11: netflix original?
TheMerricat: People would love a game based on this asthetic. it might not make it to AAA levels of love but you could definately make money with hit.
Earthenone: lmao
Ktthemighty: wish i could share a pic of my cat... he's watching the stream too
RockPusher: slytqDance chu jamieDance chu
jakale: the singing in this could really be better, yeah,
Anubis169: To be fair, this game doesn't have much in it that's super intense... you could probably remake this in a modern engine without much trouble
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm late! HI Ian hi chat
jadedcynic: um...'left' and 'right'...are from a different frame of reference than I was expecting...
Anubis169: hi Late, we're chat
chickenace11: dad jokes are only for desert bus Anubis
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, screw Space Michael. Get Space Janelle.
D1cey1: Dad jokes are always
niccus: by the way this game has secret chus
niccus: i dont know why they're there but they do it anyways
jadedcynic: also, I'm seeing the metagame is very katamari damacy of gathering a huge retinue of rescued victims
GDwarf: These lyrics sure are a thing
2Flower: I love how badly timed the lyrics are.
RockPusher: MrDestructoid jamieDance MrDestructoid slytqDance
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] This is terrible. I love it!
LRRbot: New quote #5742: "This is terrible. I love it!" —Ian [2019-01-20]
Arclight_Dynamo: THAT'S what this is reminding me of: the wacky axe-dancer gang in Kung Fu Hustle!
Ukon_vasara: ooh this game rcomCHU rcomCHU rcomCHU
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Arclight. i just got here, but Yeah i see it
Ukon_vasara: rcomCHU rcomCHU down
Gizmoloid: Ifindquote horrible
jadedcynic: "This is terrible; I love it" is kinda like the antethisis of "Thanks, I hate it." and I totally empathize
Scotblackbird: To give you an idea of exactly HOW much this is my datemate's favorite game, the credits song was the recessional song at his wedding.
jakale: ever since the final boss of the first game, the stomping while walking and this with a horde of people just feels so powerful
Lapinelis: Those are so standard issue lead boots
jadedcynic: agreed,. jakale!
DoctorOfBeard: er...
RockPusher: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
Juliamon: (Please do not.)
Anubis169: How does she fire 3 bolts at once?
Arclight_Dynamo: Like... is that unrelated to the game, or...? Kappa
chickenace11: amazon the place where you can get all Ian
iSmartMan1: Lycre or spandex?
jadedcynic: this...this is so surreal it's impossible to not watch
TheMerricat: Boxer briefs or speedo?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there are secrets?
Anubis169: vinyls skirts
jadedcynic: dangit, I had plans to do other things tonight...sigh
discophiliac: o.O DR> EGGMAN!?!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a descendant of doctor eggman
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you discophiliac. i'm glad i'm not alone
Earthenone: space president peace, ironically elected for his pro war agenda
jakale: radical egman became president and never fell into crime and robot building
SquareDotCube: regular voice Andrew, or movie voice Andrew?
jadedcynic: oh yeah, this TOTALLY looks like Andrew! (probably Movie Andrew, too)
GDwarf: Space President also makes me think of Bengineering
DoctorOfBeard: you must collect all the space president pieces
chickenace11: Amazon has them
Arclight_Dynamo: "And Ian, as himself."
Dascylus: that is the most 70s font I've ever seen
FITorion: that was totally screen slave from Impossibles 2
Earthenone: aww no tasty cookin today
FITorion: incredibles*
Phailhammer: Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, just...all of him.
Anubis169: Now Ian.... is she dressed in Bubblegum pink, or Pink bubblegum? Kappa
jakale: one of the wallless gravity aquariums
jadedcynic: @Anubis169 yes.
silenceaux: Time to take it up a notch
Koshindan: Why doesn't she shoot the main guy instead of the underlings?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is there any chance we can get a bit more game snare in our headphones?
Pariah164: Because that's not how the game works
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Ukon_vasara: left rcomCHU rcomCHU
jakale: gives that sweet xylaphone backing, young lady
GDwarf: Cyber accordion. Of course.
iSmartMan1: When does the chef show up?
DoctorOfBeard: the space accordion
2Flower: The SPACE accordion ! You can tell from the antennae.
jadedcynic: I...I don't even object to the leader of the Rhythm Rogues DIRECTING YOU on HOW TO DEFEAT HIM ;)
jakale: I wonder if electric accordions exist,
GDwarf: That accordion is clearly from Schlock Mercenary, it's got a doohicky on it!
chickenace11: is that a xylophone in the back
GDwarf: I think there exists electric versions of all instruments
Ukon_vasara: if you got the rhythm who is he to stop you from stopping him
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Pariah164: The 'Chu Chu' sound from this game haunted my dreams every night after I played.
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jakale: best field trip story
Ukon_vasara: yes, the rcomCHU sticks with you for a while
chickenace11: Magic school bus would like to have a word with jakale
RockPusher: Ukon_vasara I think Ian would also get a kick out of that channels PogChamp equivalent emote lrrAWESOME
jadedcynic: @GDwarf a 'hypernode antenna' yeah - that characteristic white antenna shaft with a relatively large orange/yellow knob on the end. B)\
Ukon_vasara: rcomCHAMP
RockPusher: there it is :D
PaperDoopliss: These moves on Ian
jakale: yeah, but magic school bus, frizz has that all on lock, she knows her business, this one has kidnapping and potential failure
chickenace11: there was always the potential for failure it just never happened
RockPusher: A wild lrrBEEJ appears!
GDwarf: Now Roboading
Arclight_Dynamo: @jakale I dunno, there was that one where Arnold spaced himself in orbit around Pluto, and even Frizzle seemed taken aback.
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:14.
Feminine_Desires: wat
Feminine_Desires: this is a game
GDwarf: Pudding Desu!
ndoto: Good evening Ian, thank you for playing the greatest game ever created orangiHey
CaptainSpam: Is this still the same level? Impressive how quickly Ulala changed her outfit.
Koshindan: Everything Beej does is of maximum importance.
Ukon_vasara: oh know the guitar
Scotblackbird: So in case you're curious, Ian, the "staaaaay *tuned*" is one of the secrets, if I remember correctly. On the first beat of "tuned".
silenceaux: It's me, Pudding!
discophiliac: D-D-D-D-D-UALlll
jakale: and survived wit a cold, so I count that as proof that she's got that whole deal on magic safety lock
RockPusher: 'Pudding and the Bodyguards' would actually be a pretty fun band name
jakale: the things a reporter has to do in this age to get ratings
TheMerricat: these people have absolutely no idea how to run a news channel....
Lapinelis: This game is kinda magnificent.
jadedcynic: oh of COURSE they had to go Busby Berkley when there was water introduced
GDwarf: Ulala to Pudding: "If you thought you were the only one who could summon a guitar, you were sorely mistaken!"
Ukon_vasara: them having such different animations makes the simon says look infinitely more difficult
PhoenixMelior: Oh look, it's Space Channel 5 Part Chu Chu Chu
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, I kind of wish pop musical talent were a legit requirement for journalism. Edward R. Murrow breakdancing and Walter Cronkite shredding would be RAD.
Feminine_Desires: This does not seem ... easy.
jadedcynic: Pudding "I see your guitar is as gaudy as mine; but let's see how you play it!"
GDwarf: Pudding, how is this getting anyone to watch your show? They can't see you!
Arclight_Dynamo: And Pudding has Devo backup!
Takani42: I found this game surprisingly difficult
Earthenone: the cameraman is really doing the lions share of this news report
CaptainSpam: What we need is a Devo rhythm game. Like, straight-up full Devo.
Earthenone: i hope they get a raise
jadedcynic: WHEW!
silenceaux: Rocked that last segment there though
Arclight_Dynamo: And now I'm reminded of the Bob/Megabyte guitar battle from ReBoot...
Ukon_vasara: you beat pudding rcomCHAMP
jadedcynic: "I beat Pudding!" - someone quote that?!?
Alness49: Lets Rotate the Rivals!
niccus: the way it's different from other rhythm games makes it really easy to drift off rhythm mid-phrase
RockPusher: Space BIRB!!!
CaptainSpam: *Presently* dancing wild. This situation may change.
ndoto: I frickin' love Space Bird Mistress
GDwarf: Space Bird Mistress
jakale: now that the guitar battle is done with let's get back to the carnivore plant and the schoolchildren
Earthenone: pride50 creature-space bird mistress
ndoto: She's the real hero here
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is weird
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love it
jadedcynic: @niccus yeah, it's big on the distractions, I'm impressed with Ian's focus
TheMerricat: we swapped out the kids?
Arclight_Dynamo: And now the Kids in the Hall bird lady...
Feminine_Desires: This is a mega 1.21 gigaWAT?
discophiliac: Ivy at her shenanigans again haha
Earthenone: kids had to go, the pudding battle was not approved for all agews
jakale: they got telported away fro mthe fight to make room for groundskeepers I guess
ndoto: <<Birds Intensify>>
silenceaux: Exit through the gift shop, Ian
silenceaux: Mostly!
Scotblackbird: PFFT
discophiliac: mostly??!?!?!
iSmartMan1: "Mostly:"
discophiliac: WHAT!?
Xenovita: mostly ...
Lapinelis: we saved them... mostly
CaptainSpam: "Good enough! Yaaay!"
silenceaux: Mostly! :D
jadedcynic: "We saved them, mostly" - is this Newt from Aliens?!?
Scotblackbird: I've only watched 100% playthroughs before so I've never heard the alternate lines
jadedcynic: "Don't ask 'why' just strike a pose!"
CaptainSpam: STAY.
silenceaux: Well, at least everyone who survived seems happy
Arclight_Dynamo: And now the part that seems wrong!
discophiliac: dont worry! im sure the reviews will be off the charts
CaptainSpam: See, THIS is the president we deserve.
jakale: it's barinade from ocarina
lordbrat4: Simon says, save the space president!
VantaBeige: This game is so tryppy
VantaBeige: *trippy
TheMerricat: So stupid question chat, is Ian playing the original game or is this a remaster? I feel like I heard this was republished recently...
Arclight_Dynamo: "Are you a bad enough GROOVE to save the president?"
GDwarf: TheMerricat I think this is the Steam release from a few years back? It's technically a bit upscaled, but that's about it
Earthenone: !neptune
TheMerricat: Thanks @GDwarf
jadedcynic: well, it's not the original - which is in Japanese; seems it's a english-language remaster?
Koshindan: Oh my.
RockPusher: Tentacles! PogChamp
Feminine_Desires: Tentacles!
RockPusher: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
jakale: now that its talking, I'm getting sly cooper flashbacks
Earthenone: !findquote tentacles
LRRbot: Quote #3000: "its tentacle time with Paul" —GapFiller [2016-07-16]
silenceaux: Japan...?
iSmartMan1: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Alness49: I've seen this anime
jadedcynic: Oh, I've seen enough...etc. etc.etc.
Lapinelis: This is going to be a different game than I thought
TheNerdWonder: I've seen this bad end. Ian better win
robo__nixon: Hi chat. Any Space Michael yet?
silenceaux: Soon, robo_nixon
Alchemistmerlin: Squid1 lrrSPOOP Squid4
Arclight_Dynamo: @robo__nixon Negative, but I have postulated the existence of Space Janelle Monae, and I want that, now.
TheR676767: sorry, what?
CaptainSpam: Ulala's backup dancers rush to the rescue.
silenceaux: Waltz Battle - This fight is conducted in three
jadedcynic: oh, hello again, Shadow - you gonna lead me with hot to defeat you...again?
discophiliac: Cha Cha Cha. Chu Chu Chu
Feminine_Desires: Twitch ate my clip again. Bah
TheMerricat: THis isn't even a space waltz
CaptainSpam: That does remind me, we need to have a LRR ChuChu Rocket stream sometime.
TheMerricat: @Feminine_Desires check your dashboard in a seperate tab, it may have actually created it but not said so.
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jadedcynic: @Feminine_Desires oh, I hate it when that invest time and effort and rush and hope...and bleah :(
Feminine_Desires: @TheMerricat nope.
RockPusher: The Blue DanCHUbe
Lapinelis: Oh hey there swan lake.
Lapinelis: or btis of it at least.
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jakale: what else to splash in but swan lake
jadedcynic: there goes the Rhythm Rogues in their purple saucer...
TheMerricat: You save the space president and you still only have 44% of the universe watching.
jakale: the singing voice that got him the presidency
Arclight_Dynamo: "CorbynDallasMultiPass"
CaptainSpam: Stay fresh.
Feminine_Desires: I think this is the most Japanese thing I seen in my life.
RockPusher: Moro news eh? It continues to be a caramel nougat chocolate bar!
RockPusher: In other news…
Scotblackbird: "space dollars"
Scotblackbird: amazing
ArcOfTheConclave: Space Dollars?
jakale: in other news, some jerk keeps jacking our signal
FITorion: sceen slave again
TheMerricat: Will you take it in space bucks instead of space dollars?
jakale: not to be confused the space bucks
jadedcynic: inB4 it turns out that Shadow of the Rhythm Rogues lis secretly the CEO of Channel 5, and doing all this to bolster his network's ratings
Alness49: Point XX, totally legit plan
jadedcynic: Dammit, Pudding!
2Flower: Apparently wind resistance isn't a thing?
jakale: it's the space fuzz
Ukon_vasara: oh no, its the fuzz
Pariah164: Yeesssss my favorite character incoming!
Scotblackbird: omg Mr. 88's bike, I hadn't ever seen it before
robo__nixon: Cheese it!
GDwarf: We're...shooting at the police?
Lapinelis: It's the space cops... bombing you?
RockPusher: cosmosTelescope cosmosStar gabyPolice danicaCop
Ukon_vasara: we're shooting the bombs the police are trying to drop
Ukon_vasara: ???
Feminine_Desires: Also no co-host?
jadedcynic: I don't even...
robo__nixon: So we have stars and police. Space GTA?
PaperDoopliss: It's the space police. Totally different.
2Flower: lrrEFF THE SPACE POLICE comin' straight outta the space underground
ArcOfTheConclave: @TheMerricat only their bullets
GDwarf: The police are trying to bomb the spaceship, apparently
PaperDoopliss: The Space Police is more of a paramilitary organization
Ukon_vasara: i blame pudding
Pariah164: Pudding did NOTHING wrong
jakale: the space police don't respect free universe press
Sarah_Serinde: Feminine_Desires Heather's away from streams for a bit because of tooth stuff
Earthenone: hey jude
7gorobei: this episode of cowboy bebop seems a bit off Kappa
Feminine_Desires: CLOUD!
aWabbajack: danger clouds
Lapinelis: Oh that screen tearring
angryoptimist: Almost missed it--how's Cafe-ing the Rhythms going?
discophiliac: Im with Ukon_vasara on this one.
2Flower: Is that where amazon stores all my music?
discophiliac: PUDDING MUST GO!
PaperDoopliss: Okay NOW we're shooting at the space cops
Feminine_Desires: Into space we go!
jadedcynic: well, to be fair, when you're a video-journalist, something that obstructs you from filming the subject, it's pretty critical
robo__nixon: And no evasive maneuvers from Space Channel 5 :P
Ukon_vasara: chuuuuuuuu rcomCHU
Arclight_Dynamo: Normally they're phallic...
Pangogie: Ah yes....
Pariah164: PINE!!!
Pangogie: The space police...
Feminine_Desires: Those are some very sexy police.
RockPusher: rudePolice danicaCop gabyPolice
Earthenone: @Arclight_Dynamo do you now understand?
Pariah164: I love Pine, she'
korvys: (bad crime)
Arclight_Dynamo: @Earthenone ...I may. :D
CaptainSpam: Oh no! We're up against Space Sting!
Pariah164: She's my fave in Part II
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, wrong Space Police.
jadedcynic: drum battle
jakale: percussion only band
Lapinelis: That's quite the police uniform.
VoidByAnyOtherName: doof chu chu
jadedcynic: @Lapinelis on both sides, really
Feminine_Desires: They even call them sexy 1 and 2!
Arclight_Dynamo: None of these drums is a Void Llama, and I am not here for it.
PaperDoopliss: @Lapinelis "Sexy" is a specific rank in the space police, apparently
GDwarf: We have a space suit, but no helmet, while the space police are even less dressed for space
TheMerricat: I get the feeling that NO ONE in this universe understands how anything works....
nhouse1919: !uptime
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jakale: space police regulations are pretty lax about uniforms as long as their fairly consistent for a given ship
ArcOfTheConclave: Rhythm battles on motorcycles?!
VoidByAnyOtherName: doin~n~n~ng
nhouse1919: space bikinis?
Pariah164: I wore out these game discs when I played this franchise on PS2.
Lapinelis: @nhouse1919 How about space vinyl bikinis
Ukon_vasara: is this a remaster of sorts?
robo__nixon: cheer100 You're off the force Sexy 2! Hand in your badge and your drumsticks.
TheR676767: and that's how you defeat the space police...?
Feminine_Desires: Not just a space battle, DRUMS in space!
jadedcynic: @GDwarf well, technically the head and breathing apparatus would be more important than any 'covering' over the rest of the body - human skin deals with most issues - would just need heating and a few pressure augments in sensitive parts like the arrmpits, etc
jadedcynic: "High Bazookas"?
GDwarf: "Pine Bazookas"
GDwarf: Her name is "Pine", after all
jakale: even the police have to obey the music duel law, though with some ....felxibility
jadedcynic: !Space Michael
VoidByAnyOtherName: space michael
PaperDoopliss: SPACE MICHAEL
robo__nixon: YES!!!!!!
Juliamon: It's the Best Space Man!
Earthenone: she fired after the dance battle, isent that against the space geneva convention?
insane_42: hahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha
ArcOfTheConclave: Michael Jackson?@
angryoptimist: What is happening?!?!
jadedcynic: #Space_Michael = Space_Michael + 1
Ukon_vasara: his name is actually Space Michael Wowee
Scotblackbird: SPAAACE MICHAEL
silenceaux: gj;wd
GDwarf: Ah, people in chat just finding out about Space Michael is great
Khaasta: whooo ian. That will distract me from the fact that i wont stopp leaking blood
Lapinelis: I forgot he was involved in this series
discophiliac: see you next time spacecowboys!
GDwarf: And yes, that's Michael Jackson voicing his lines
jakale: michael jackson was part of the creation of both games, and yeah, he gets a bigger part in this one
jadedcynic: ^^^^
Pariah164: Purge is douche
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh la la
Lapinelis: Is there a vod for part 1?
nhouse1919: @jadedcynic depending on the part of space, wouldn’t they need a skintight full suit to provide the right pressurization
Lapinelis: I'm now rather itching to see it.
Ukon_vasara: he can try but Space Michael aint gonna upstage Ulala
Arclight_Dynamo: @nhouse1919 You can survive with just a pressurized headpiece and a partial pressure suit. Anything exposed would suffer bad bruising.
Paranundrox: lrrHEART
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ArcOfTheConclave: Chu chu train! Froot! Froot!
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Shirts_: I still remember when my name was Can'twearshirts
jadedcynic: I'll never forget "I beat Pudding!" :D
robo__nixon: TheShameGranny = Best Name :)
Shirts_: like 5 years ago
Sarah_Serinde: Shirts_ I remember that! :D
Sarah_Serinde: I think that was the very first time we had novelty subs
Shirts_: yeah it probably was
Arclight_Dynamo: @nhouse1919 This is a partial pressure suit (note the hands) at a simulated 65K feet. There's still enough pressure to not cause bruising.
Shirts_: many of us subbed 4 or 5 times that day
Sarah_Serinde: I remember feeling so baffled that so many people wanted to spend $5 on a brief gag. Now it's just business as usual :D
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ndoto: Welcome back orangiHey
Phailhammer: lrrSPOOP
Invitare: did this game have the Space President in it as well? And we decided it was Space Andy?
Invitare: or was that the sequel?
FITorion: I wish I could have seen the Pitch meeting for this game... How do you sell this game idea to producers?
niccus: well, you make Space Channel 5, and then request a sequel
GDwarf: Invitare This is the sequel, and we just did that. :P
Invitare: ah I see
angryoptimist: Also, wait--does this mean that the Dreamcast mod is complete?
D1cey1: This is on Steam
Juliamon: No, this is the Steam release
GDwarf: Space Channel 5 - 1 isn't on Steam, but 2 is, for some reason
D1cey1: Sorry was answering angryoptimist
angryoptimist: @D1cey1 Oh, I see...
GDwarf: The coolest landing
angryoptimist: Cool Landology!
jakale: it's still a tv show
discophiliac: super hero landing complete
Scotblackbird: "hidden"
angryoptimist: H I D D E N R O B O T S
Alness49: the 5/9 landing
D1cey1: Very stealthy
ritchards: Can we add "Watch out for hidden robots" to !advice ?
Arclight_Dynamo: Me, to the DM: "Listen... I need to make this real clear... if I can't look cool while doing it, it isn't worth it to me. What do I need to roll?"
robo__nixon: It's the hallway from MST3K, sort of
quentastic: !next
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: garage door didn't open for them
Juliamon: ritchards Consider it added.
F1SHOR: save the cheerleader save the michael
ritchards: Cheers!
Earthenone: space cheerleaders, cheering unwillingly
Arclight_Dynamo: If they feel no cheer, are they truly cheering?
robo__nixon: In space, no one can hear you cheer
PaperDoopliss: "That's what we're looking for, Ulala! Good enough!"
ndoto: How many cheerleaders do we *really* need, I mean
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. viewer ratings not so great
Arclight_Dynamo: @robo__nixon Oh, god, now I'm mashing this up with Aliens...
robo__nixon: @Arclight_Dynamo lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she's wearing her lube suit
Scotblackbird: Her vinyl keeps the friction off.
Estyl10_: it is
silenceaux: A powerful slide
Feminine_Desires: That's a melody level slide
Arclight_Dynamo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache "From friction to function in thrity seconds or less"
jakale: that's what the slippery outfit is for, reduces friction
Scotblackbird: ooh dear good luck
GDwarf: I'm sure "Evila" isn't evil at all
Arclight_Dynamo: *thirty
Earthenone: @GDwarf it said ally right there
robo__nixon: Now this is good stuff
Earthenone: would it lie?
ArcOfTheConclave: @Estyl10_ No... it's SPACE MICHAEL.
Estyl10_: @ArcOfTheConclave oh sorry, my bad... ITS SPACE MICHAEL
GDwarf: Also, uh, Ulala, are you at all concerned that the security robots are modelled on you?
NW9k: Shameless Thriller?
Earthenone: a thrilling battle
iSmartMan1: THRILLER
robo__nixon: cheer100 Why is Space Michael stunned? He was struck by a smooth criminal.
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Phosphatide: lrrSPOOP
GDwarf: I mean, when you're in a dance battle with Michael Jackson, Thriller's gonna show up
silenceaux: GDwarf You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Scotblackbird: oh nooooo
Arclight_Dynamo: "Michael Jetson"
Earthenone: mostly succesful rescue
Ukon_vasara: we saved space michael rcomCHU
Estyl10_: why does everyone in this game have the proportions of 2D
NW9k: That was a heck of a NANI?!? post
RockPusher: garywhSpicy jamieDance garywhSpicy slytqDance
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.
LRRbot: New quote #5743: "If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor." —Ian [2019-01-20]
Estyl10_: irs space syndrome
Invitare: ah there's Space Andy
Ukon_vasara: space president peace! nooooo!
jakale: this fiendish dadio
RockPusher: jamieDance foxmarFIRE slytqDance
Scotblackbird: yeeeah we might
TheMerricat: It's simple Ian, just don't make any mistakes
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, the brass section here is right out of Venture Bros.
Scotblackbird: one more tryyyyyy
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh hey Space Channel
GDwarf: Now Roboading
Scotblackbird: You do what you gotta!
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JACQUESEB: right rgiht down down left left chu chu
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Ukon_vasara: i like that they warn you theres something behind you, and the response is to slowly shimmy around
SquareDotCube: Have you tried the d-pad?
RockPusher: Too many dead people - as opposed to just the right number of dead people lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: d-pad wont assign
Scotblackbird: You can't map to the d-pad
Earthenone: in steam
Feminine_Desires: Not even keyboard?
GDwarf: Keyboard is an option, dunno if it'd be any better
Gizmoloid: Can you use something like xpadder to use d-pad?
TheMerricat: @Scotblackbird might be able to in big picture
Scotblackbird: uh ooooh
Feminine_Desires: maybe it's z and x?
Ukon_vasara: just do directions on keyboard and Hey rcomCHU s on controller ruuChaos
jakale: from the top
Arclight_Dynamo: So... DDR pad? Kappa
SquareDotCube: or just use the direction keys instead of wasd?
Scotblackbird: ???
sjcTheos: elsewhere barcGasm
Lysander_Gustav: I used to try doing combination of mouse and controller when I played Dark Souls
Scotblackbird: I see we're having a *good* time
discophiliac: SPLAT!
RockPusher: Cool Landing SeemsGood
TheMerricat: you can't restart unless you 'die'...
angryoptimist: Cheering Unwillingly
discophiliac: you got this Ian!
Ukon_vasara: oh, it was that part where them saying right sounds like they saying left
robo__nixon: More bullet sponges
angryoptimist: what on earth
CaptainSpam: Evilla (Ally".
Driosenth: Oh Ulala, your noodlely appendages will always remind me of waving arm man
Scotblackbird: yeah
Scotblackbird: fair
Ukon_vasara: Evila? are we the baddies?
discophiliac: PLOT TWIST!
silenceaux: I think we'd be the baddies if they were named "Goodula" or something
discophiliac: no wonder the cops were after us.....
TheMerricat: Evila was the 'baddie' in the first game, she's been coverted to a security bot in this one so no twist here.
discophiliac: awhhh
RockPusher: I'm going to be going 'chu chu chu' to myself after doing any task for the rest of the day, aren't I…
CaptainSpam: Shame that Evila only appeared in one segment in the original.
Earthenone: yes, chu are
ndoto: Up Right Left Down orangiHey orangiHey orangiChu
Lord_ZYRK: The Chu Chu Train you might say
Feminine_Desires: I can't make a clip with the word sexy in it ...
angryoptimist: What are chu on about?
Scotblackbird: goood luck
TheMerricat: @Feminine_Desires SMexy
Earthenone: this is where a co-host would come in :P
Feminine_Desires: @TheMerricat thanks :p
Ukon_vasara: theres more ulala emotes rcomCHU
Ukon_vasara: i love it
CaptainSpam: Those are very overt robots. They are not hidden at all.
TheMerricat: @CaptainSpam this is a universe where reporters perform rescues while the space police shoot at them. Words don't seem to mean the same thing here...
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NdroFox: was that “up two two” or “up shoot shoot”?!
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discophiliac: just mostly
robo__nixon: @Arclight_Dynamo aliens again. we saved them . . . . mostly
CaptainSpam: I'm just imagining that if you fail that one, Ulala just faceplants into the door.
Scotblackbird: muuuch better.
mrtheexception: i never played this game, and i constantly regret that decision
jadedcynic: "Evila" is our *ALLY*? "Are we the real baddies?" Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: @robo__nixon :D
TheMerricat: @jadedcynic Evila was a baddie in the first game, after she lost she was converted to a security bot.
wildpeaks: chu chu chu
Driosenth: Hey Chu Guys
CaptainSpam: Tonight, it IS beat it. That's true.
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
mrtheexception: um
CaptainSpam: I wouldn't at all be surprised if this elevator is literally powered by dance in this universe.
Ukon_vasara: tbf if you just rescued space michael, you'd take the time to keep dancing with him
VoidByAnyOtherName: dancelevator
Earthenone: i thought it was powered by electric swing
jadedcynic: I....this is...I'm not even being sarcastic; this is FANTASTIC
robo__nixon: agreed
Feminine_Desires: It's certainly is a japanese thing.
wildpeaks: oh definitely
CaptainSpam: jadedcynic: Have you seen the original before?
Scotblackbird: I love how Purge is onbeat and the robot is offbeat.
jadedcynic: No...or if I have, I *somehow* forgot it :P
CaptainSpam: The original was roughly as incredible. :-)
Scotblackbird: oh no it's the mirrored section
Ukon_vasara: oh know
Feminine_Desires: OH GOD
Juliamon: Alright, that's going in advice too
Scotblackbird: Well done!
Ukon_vasara: benginTry
CaptainSpam: "It's going to sing now! Prepare to review it!"
Ukon_vasara: this is glorious
silenceaux: Giant metal jazz hands
CaptainSpam: woo
angryoptimist: Finally!
robo__nixon: And now I remember this part :P
Alness49: Press down to "woo!"
jadedcynic: @Ukon_vasara exactly
jadedcynic: good to know we keep getting reinforcements coming into the core to help us! :D
Ukon_vasara: space micheal is no longer an owl
discophiliac: its a group effort everybody! CHHUUUuuu CHU!
jadedcynic: inB4 "this isn't even my final form"?
Himyul: tear down that wall!
Feminine_Desires: Noooooooooo
GDwarf: Not the narrator!
GDwarf: The galaxy depends on our funky moves!
VoidByAnyOtherName: "the galaxy depends on your funky moves"
jadedcynic: so our narrator sacrificed themself
Xenovita: F
jadedcynic: F
Feminine_Desires: MOPE
Scotblackbird: F
CaptainSpam: "The galaxy depends on your funky moves", that HAS to go into !advice.
ArcOfTheConclave: The Space blimp!
Himyul: F
Ukon_vasara: F
Driosenth: F
Lazarus_18: F
jadedcynic: Bad end?
Feminine_Desires: You didn't press down!
silenceaux: lrrEFF
discophiliac: EVERYONE!...... Beat It?
jadedcynic: Wait; Evil Will Smith is behind all this vs. Space Michael?
Alness49: Was this meant to happen or are we on bad end route?
Tiber727: You've got to generate jiggywatts of power?
Scotblackbird: No, this is correct. We're good.
Feminine_Desires: @Alness49 we definitely missed the final button press.
RockPusher: Tiber727 do you get a do-over if you generate 1.21 jiggywatts?
Scotblackbird: OOF
jadedcynic: O_O
jadedcynic: I....
Tiber727: @RockPusher You also have to hit 88 beats per minute.
VoidByAnyOtherName: i keep hearing "raichu raichu"
Ukon_vasara: Rai rcomCHU
Alness49: Ludicrous Speed!
discophiliac: LUL LUL LUL
Himyul: YOU did this
Scotblackbird: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
VoidByAnyOtherName: it's not plaid, it's polkadot
CaptainSpam: Space Channel 5 has concluded its broadcasting day.
jadedcynic: so this is a sub-optimal ending...
GDwarf: Received costume!
TheMerricat: To those asking, this game is on rails, there are no 'extra' routes.
ArcOfTheConclave: Views!
Alness49: That's more then two parts to Space Channel 5
RockPusher: meanwhile… a lack of news!
Ukon_vasara: curious what all the 'secrets' are tho
discophiliac: Dance or Die!
silenceaux: There are secret, unprompted beats that you can hit
GDwarf: We're good at stealth
Scotblackbird: There's some non-prompted button presses on certain points, like "staaaaay *tuned*"
GDwarf: Just broadcasting our entire plan to the entire galaxy
Feminine_Desires: The full sexy lady set is here!
ArcOfTheConclave: NOT A SOUND AT ALL!
tenthtechpriest: STEALTH DANCING
silenceaux: Iiiit's... Secret pudding~
niccus: it's ok, the music isn't diegetic
GDwarf: Every room is the '60s room
TheMerricat: "Secret Commands are extra commands scattered around the Reports in Space Channel 5: Part 2. As well as getting every hidden command (and timing them perfectly), you must perform every opponent command perfect as well. Some are relatively simple, others, not so much. Keep at them, and all should go swimmingly. "
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VoidByAnyOtherName: [60's intensifies]
CaptainSpam: CHU
Scotblackbird: CHU
Feminine_Desires: You didn't CHU!
VoidByAnyOtherName: RAI
VoidByAnyOtherName: CHU
Alness49: "This isn't the Avengers game I was expecting"
TheMerricat: Here's an example of one of the secrets "There will be three horn beats at the very beginning of the stage. On the second horn beat - when Ulala points to the left of the screen - press a button at the split second you hear the horn beat. "
angryoptimist: I'm surprised nobody said "why didn't chu CHU?!"
VoidByAnyOtherName: the poses are so good
tenthtechpriest: PROTECT ME SPACE MJ
RockPusher: It's Robots‽ MrDestructoid
GDwarf: Game was made in Japan, Michael was in the US, it's no wonder he sounds so quiet. :P
Himyul: you saved potential humans
VoidByAnyOtherName: PUDDI PUDDI
VoidByAnyOtherName: lrrBEEJ
tenthtechpriest: giga puddi
angryoptimist: Hi Beej--welcome to this.
Scotblackbird: Hey Beej!
MiranFurze: it makes no sens anyway
AndronPlaysGames: what system are you playing this on and are you emulating it?
Scotblackbird: It's on Steam!
Arclight_Dynamo: Once again: Michael Jetson
StrongBadinater: That’s how I play timpanis
Himyul: RIP
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait, is part 2 the only part?
angryoptimist: F
VoidByAnyOtherName: or is part 1 just now on steam
VoidByAnyOtherName: not*
angryoptimist: Not on Steam.
TheMerricat: Michaels bangs don't really seem like Micheal's voice.
angryoptimist: Part 1 was a launch-game on the Dreamcast.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat I mean, no, they're his hair. Kappa
TheMerricat: Bad Arclight. Bad.
VoidByAnyOtherName: is part 1 not as good?
VoidByAnyOtherName: dang
TheMerricat: @VoidByAnyOtherName I think it was licensing. By all accounts it awesome.
GDwarf: Part 1 is also quite fun, just for whatever reason hasn't been ported, unlike 2
TheMerricat: Part 1 actually got released for PS2 and the GBA. I really think it is just licensing.
Scotblackbird: Yeah! That would be great!
Sarah_Serinde: Super down for more of this
Scotblackbird: Maybe I can actually get my datemate in here to watch next week.
Earthenone: i am down for space channel 5 part 2 part II part Duex
VoidByAnyOtherName: electric boogaloo actually kinda fits for once
angryoptimist: Part 2 part II part Duex The Second
angryoptimist: (Redux)
angryoptimist: Or is is "Deux"?
godort: oh hey, Space Channel 5
Scotblackbird: ooooh
Scotblackbird: whoops
Earthenone: who can hey
angryoptimist: Boing Boing Boing
AegeusEvander: yagaHEY yagaHEY yagaHEY
RockPusher: hehehe
VoidByAnyOtherName: andyRage
godort: this game is rad
Alness49: That was hey
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RockPusher: the static unsurprisingly causes the compression issues
iSmartMan1: Isn't he messing up the chus and not the heys?
TheMerricat: So actually it sounds as if the reason why we don't have a modern Part 1 release is because instead of being 3d models, the backgrounds were prerendered videos that look 'shitty' upscaled.
iSmartMan1: Also, does he have the chef skin yet?
VoidByAnyOtherName: space granny :o
Juliamon: Looking forward to it!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream Ian
RockPusher: Thank you Ian lrrAWESOME tiltyhEXTREME
iSmartMan1: I'm gonna go watch the old Space Channel 5 videos to find the place where Ian said he had found what he wants his funeral procession to be
iSmartMan1: !findquote funeral
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMerricat: mrdestructoid100 Thanks for the stream Ian! mrdestructoid100 Chu, Chu!
RockPusher: chu chu chu
angryoptimist: Thanks for this fever dream!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2344 patrons for a total of $14,261.13 per month.
VoidByAnyOtherName: i can't tell what's on beej's shirt
Phailhammer: Patreon dot com: BOOOONES
RockPusher: This is your regularly scheduled Beej Service Announcement
TheMerricat: @VoidByAnyOtherName it looks very canadian, I"m seeing maple leaves. and a fork like thing.
RockPusher: Beej on Demand
VoidByAnyOtherName: yah i see the maple leaves
VoidByAnyOtherName: but what the heck is the rest of it
Juliamon: it's a Canadian olympic uniform
CaptainSpam: Soon as those 4XLs get back in stock... if they do...
Juliamon: iirc
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun what the heck is Beej's Jacket? :-)
VoidByAnyOtherName: huh
VoidByAnyOtherName: andyThinking
Sarah_Serinde: Yup, that's official Canadian Olympics merch :D
RockPusher: chu chu chu!
Fruan: Chu!
Scotblackbird: Bye!
Phailhammer: CYA :)
CaptainSpam: Until then, keep your feet on the ground, never learning. Wait, hang on...
Sarah_Serinde: Keep your stick on the ice!
TheMerricat: PS anyone who wants to play Space Channel 5 but aren't that rhythm based - like me. It has an 'auto-play' mode where you can enter in a cheat code and Ulala takes over and plays beat perfect for you. You just need to view Chief Blank's character profile in game to get the code.