richard_ermen: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (13m from now).
Metric_Furlong: I rewatch things sometimes, but not all that often, as there's still a lot of stuff I haven't seen yet
malc: !advice
LRRbot: Do not look directly at Mom.
Earthenone: !findquote mom
LRRbot: Quote #3040: "Let's get back inside Tibby's mom." —Ian [2016-07-24]
Metric_Furlong: but it doesn't hurt to have some on-hand, as there's a number of series that I find to be either evergreen or which actually improve on repeat viewings
malc experiences a rapid quality-of-life improvement: now have curry
Earthenone: yay
OKB_1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (8m from now).
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN
DarkMorford: Okay, car maintenance done. Pain in the ass.
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, the British-ism of having curry
malc: your car has an ass?
PhoenixMelior: you British people call them boots
malc: ah, and darkmorford put bread in it. *nod*
Earthenone: i am more worried that your car can feel pain
malc: (the malc-ism of "got home late after a long day and really cannot be effed with cooking => emergency curry!")
PhoenixMelior: mine feels nothing. It's too cold outside to feel anything but cold
Sektor88 boops PhoenixMelior
sir_jack_DB: o/
Sektor88: ohai sir_jack_DB
sir_jack_DB: :3
PhoenixMelior: oh hai Sektor
PhoenixMelior: how you doing these days
DarkMorford: Had to replace both air filters and the battery. And since the new battery is physically wider than the original, I had to "coerce" the bracket to fit onto the new one.
Sektor88: @PhoenixMelior doing alright, busy with the job, but enjoying it.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Earthenone: !findquote silverfish
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ReynardWrecca: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1m from now).
TheMerricat: Anyone in chat subscribed to the new DC Universe service? I'm on the fence and was wondering how reliable it's been so far.
Azsedcf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (28s from now).
PharaohBender27: Happy (observed) MLK Day, everyone!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (10s from now).
ReynardWrecca: Back at you all from UK, @PharaohBender27 !
Laurence72 dashes in with a piece of toast in his mouth
GapFiller: sods law ofc dictates they will be very late this week
Earthenone: they updated the title
Earthenone: see on time :)
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
r10pez10: we got signal
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mowdownjoe: SAGNIL
thegreatwyrdling: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MagnusCarter: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
GapFiller: Oh The Irony
AntiCrepuscular: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: The Contrived Hamfisted IRONY!
CamelAttack: Chillpoint this week so they don't have to write stories
red_shoes_jeff: "CONTACT" he shouts!
malc: oh it's Chillpoint?
AntiCrepuscular: lrrAWESOME
GapFiller: lotta people away for stuff
Earthenone: is it chill? sometimes they do the full check when only 1 newsmn is gone
PhoenixMelior: on time! Hooray!
Earthenone: with a replacement beej
Drasvin: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mowdownjoe: Is it Chillpoint? The LRRTwitter bot didn't post yet.
PharaohBender27: Either that or it's a Kathleen/Beej checkpoint, I'm guessing - Graham's at PAX South or just coming back from that
PhoenixMelior: oh, today's a US holiday? THAT'S why no one was in chat this morning
r10pez10: well we're about to find out
red_shoes_jeff: Looking outside, I would say "chill" is appropriate.
beowuuf: Woohoo, not late!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for CheckPoint+! Get your hot to lukewarm takes on this week's gaming news! ||
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Drasvin: Time to check some points
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r10pez10: my Taylor Swift calendar says it's Martin Luther King Day
beowuuf: I fell in to a Luther hole and almost didn't escape
CamelAttack: They mentioned it being a chillpoint on Friday's crapshot writing but maybe they upgraded to a full checkpoint. We'll see.
r10pez10: Martin Luther King Jr., even
Laurence72 starts a drum roll to build tension as to whether or not it is check or chill
TheGeekyQuilter: Hellooo from the future
DarkMorford: PhoenixMelior, yep. That's why I get the day off with holiday pay. ^^;
beowuuf: If beej, normal point?
beowuuf: hey!
PhoenixMelior: it beej and K
Sektor88: BEEJ
PharaohBender27: @PhoenixMelior Yeah, it's Martin Luther King Day in the states. Why it's today and wasn't last Monday when it was way closer to King's actually birthday, I can't say
Mowdownjoe: Poof?
thegreatwyrdling: Graham looks weird today.
Jorge4hg: lrrBEEJ
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asthanius: This message comes to you from slightly in the past.
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TheMerricat: POOF!
Drasvin: lrrBEEJ
UnhappyYak: where do I get my cold takes
Phailhammer: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: HAI!
Theycallmejokke: Ohmy gawd Graham have shaved!
malc: I was surprised because my headphones were muted
Toshar: its graham-beej!
timiam: Knock knock open up the door it's BEEJ
Saunabath: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: !Beejdrop
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drcanonball: Beejpoint featuring kathleen
PharaohBender27: Sorry to hear that, Kathleen
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Lyannen: Did Graham shave again?
GapFiller: <3 Kathleen
malc: sounds like my face, K
eruditeCaptain: Hey guys!
Sektor88: Hang in there, Kathleen!
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ghost_waz: checking all the points
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PhoenixMelior: oh that's not good, Kathleen. I hope you feel better soon!
WrightJustice: covertLighter2
TheMerricat: :-( Sorry Kathleen, we can't tell on this end.
manfred909: lrrBEEJ lrrDARK
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! That sounds horrible
ReynardWrecca: Unsubscribe eyelids facts.
Pteraspidomorphi: You could wear sunglasses like Ben
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Laurence72: Graham got Beej dropped!!! AHHHHH!!!!
thegreatwyrdling: M O I S T
asthanius: S K I N
Vezon46: greetings from the post-pax space
rocketjohn: have the lights in that studio got brighter?
Earthenone: lucas was nice for lending you his ointment
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rocketjohn: beej seems very bright
Lord_Hosk: Oh... Kathleen is describing a real thing, I thought she was describing why she was seeing Beej instead of Graham
FarleyF: The latest Crapshot has come true - aaaaaaa lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: i second the sunglasses idea
PhoenixMelior: Beej the Ointment Man, knows how to make things go away
asthanius: @rocketjohn He's a very smart young man
rybackgaming: Ointment Seller...
Sektor88: Beej with th eontment bandolier couldn't fix it? O:
r10pez10: just don't even reference it for the laffs
TheMerricat: Beej is bright in many ways but perhaps the lights are too hgh
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jonnykefka: Five years and five months! High fives all around!
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LunarJade: I mean if it stops you from scratching at it, its probably better for you.
Sektor88: *the ointment
Dashiell: CheckPointment
mtvcdm: A Medicine
thefileclerk: beej is the ointment baron
timiam: I've been led to believe everyone at LRR is a doctor
drcanonball: not yet*
Sektor88: @LunarJade enigmaHey
beowuuf: beej totally a doctor, got it
mtvcdm: Any medicine you've got will do. Just jam it in there.
r10pez10: says you, Dr. Beej
WearingCats_CwC: Ointment seller, give me your strongest ointments
Theycallmejokke: Luckly I'm sure nothing dumb happened in the game industry, and everything will be fine
Earthenone: dear dr.s lrr....
LunarJade: Never listen to Beej
BrindleBoar: Brendan Derry: Real Doctor At Law
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PhoenixMelior: LRR, not doctors, hi Dr. Paul!
Tehbeard: your practical education counts Beej!
r10pez10: but he has a BeejHD
TheMerricat: Beej: You aren't strong enough for my ointments Chat.
Rockario: Beej knows a lot about what works for him, go to a ddoctor to find out what might work for you!
rocketjohn: there we go
Karfsma778: @WearingCats_CwC you cannot handle my strongest ointments
LunarJade: You can get a doctorate in anything these days.
Vezon46: i would really like to see ointment man in a crapshot
rybackgaming: Always listen to Beej. Kappa
PharaohBender27: Because your doctorate is in LRR-ology?
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TStodden: It's honorary doctorates from Snorsh University.
Xobulo: you mean experience isnt education! oh crap!!
timiam: yes please write it now
PhoenixMelior: how many years of shows and festivals until I can claim have a Doctorate in Metal?
mtvcdm: You can major in refrigerator repair, or accounting. [bonus points if anyone gets that reference.]
r10pez10: Snake Ointment Salesman
Theycallmejokke: What are you buUuying stranger?
therisingtithes_: Also, is the camera a little lower than usual, or is it just me wanting the whole TV in the frame?
Aztren: beej: Rambo for chicken pox outbreaks
tenthtechpriest: you're not strong enough for my UNGUENTS
DiscordianTokkan: Ointment seller, give me your SOFTEST ointments
Mowdownjoe: I wanted to slap Ben and Ian for that potion seller bit in last week's Dice Friends.
hoktauri: @mtvcdm Community?
red_shoes_jeff: "My lotions are too strong for you, traveler."
KV1NN4: "Prepare to be SOOTHED" which could be almost threatening depending on how Beej delivers the line
timiam: Playing Disturbed
Sektor88: @PhoenixMelior your thesis better just be incomprehensible grunts in text form. :P
r10pez10: "I have a jar at home that's this big." [end of story]
BlueMechanic: I know a guy who can get some Aveeno, you'll smell like porridge for a week, but it works
tenthtechpriest: I wonder how many phones got DND'd by that
LunarJade: Does Do not disturbed work if you have it active still?
PhoenixMelior: Sektor88 to you, but to me it's basically a technical thesis :P
ReynardWrecca: @PhoenixMelior Which song had a greater impact on Thrash: Master Of Puppets, Bring Tha Noize, or Raining Blood?
Laurence72: Checkpoint, now guest starring Siri
mtvcdm: hoktauri, old mail-order degree commercial from the 90's, I forget for who.
r10pez10: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
11Dot just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. 11Dot subscribed for 19 months in a row!
11Dot: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej <3 lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
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malc: "I have technology intended to notify me of things, but when it notifies me of things I tell it to shut up"
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
LunarJade: Hi Paul!
Dared00: - the bones of LRR and the skins of LRR
malc: !sir
Sektor88: @PhoenixMelior Eh what can I say, I enjoy metal in foreign languages so even that could be considered unintelligble grunting to some people. lol.
r10pez10: @Dared00 uhhhhhh
CaptainSpam: Does the email thing notify you that someone asked for something?
PharaohBender27: cheer300 Hope your eyes get better Kathleen! Also, been really enjoying your D&D campaign!
mtvcdm: If you don't play Magic, the playmats also serve as a good keyboard mat.
CaptainSpam: (not by name, of course)
devil_dan: Beej made my phone play Shake Don't Stir by The Dorothy-Jane Band.
LoadingReadyRun: ok, I think that is better lighting figured out
Theycallmejokke: My email is not good enough for Beej to mine :(
PhoenixMelior: ReynardWrecca not a thrash head, but as a general statement, Master of Puppets had more of a broad effect on metal as a whole, but Raining Blood set a bar.
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ReynardWrecca: @Sektor88 Have you heard Nine Treasures? Mongolian metal, very cool.
Tehbeard: idk, a Beej newsletter would be an interesting misuse of your admin powers.
Sektor88: @ReynardWrecca I don't think so, but i'll check them out!
SCGTour: I'm so sad, my LRR pixel shirt got damaged in the wash after one wear (something in the load ruined several shirts). Will need to pick up a new one soon
Vezon46: i bought my dose of lrr merch at pax. got me a mug, shirt, dice bag, and jojo mat. would recommend
RassilonDND: who doesnt want to order from a shop that has beej on demand stocking
PhoenixMelior: I mean, we could talk about metal from different countries all da.
PhoenixMelior: *day
PigmyWurm: loading ready run: "trust us because we can't be bothered to be terrible people"
r10pez10: how delightfully meta
manfred909: cheer100
jonnykefka: Why rely on honesty when sloth will do?
PhoenixMelior: yeah that would be good
SFSMaus: LoadingReadyRuined?
Earthenone: pride51
LunarJade: I'm sure they'll make it..
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DiscordianTokkan: LoadingReady Hold... Hold... Hold...
asthanius: Now the plane is stuck in the air
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RassilonDND: are we going to have to fill dice friends with literal friends made of dice if they dont make it.
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Earthenone: assuming it lands near enough to the base
r_craddz: At least they shouldnt be stuck on a plane 16-20 due to door failure
LunarJade: Split the party!
Sektor88: Let's do exactly that
Theycallmejokke: Yes do it!
korvys: That sounds like a crapshot
PhoenixMelior: uh oh, I hope there's a backup plan
r_craddz: 16-20 hours
AntiCrepuscular: another crapshot written :D
CaptainSpam: *cut to the PAX South crew barging in midway through the stream*
LunarJade: Please no tape beej's face
masta2505: cheer150 THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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TheAinMAP: That sounds like a Desert Bus challenge.
Vezon46: i mean, they CAN make it home without getting on a plane. it'd just take a long while
TheMoatman: Tape the ipad to Beej's face, but Beej is still the one talking and they have to try to lip sync
delta__vee: beej with an ipad taped to his face is some kind of beejdrop, I just haven't figured out how yet :D
FarleyF: I now want to see a Teletubbies ripoff with iPad taped to people's chests
JeremyNoell: Welp, that was supposed to come from here, not Tour...Awk
WearingCats_CwC: "This week, half the party fell back into the sewers, and we don't care about that"
r10pez10: chat are we ready to go
DiscordianTokkan: An old houserule of mine for D&D was that anyone that couldn't make it had their race and class changed to Rodeo Clown. Impervious to damage
CaptainSpam: Local recording!
RassilonDND: are they going to be thrown literally into a sausage grinder for being late?
LathosTiran: beej: professional shill :P
Mowdownjoe: Local recording?
beowuuf: diet recording!
Lord_Hosk: Im not ready I didnt start my local recording
Sektor88: @DiscordianTokkan lol. nice
AntiCrepuscular: oh nooo
RassilonDND: non-local recording?
sir_jack_DB: ugh
PhoenixMelior: I'm not ready to have a kid in real life, either
rocketjohn: ah yes, the hettconning
malc: LOL
thegreatwyrdling: Beejleen!
sir_jack_DB: xD
jonnykefka: Snappy
Lord_Hosk: lol
DiscordianTokkan: The Final Odyssey was parenthood all along?
PhoenixMelior: lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Perfect opening!
beowuuf: <---- lrrBEEJ
KV1NN4: i was ssssso mad about that
Meyari: lol
Mewdog: hetconning, wow. perfect.
TheAinMAP: katesLol
korvys: @rocketjohn goof name
r10pez10: i shouldn't have been drinking during that
korvys: *good
Arikell: At this point Beej should probably have a slide in the intro
chimingfish: lrrBEEJ point
A_Dub888: lrrBEEJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, the conceit of of how the Animus works means everyone you play *has* to have a kid at some point
rocketjohn: korvys i stole it from Jim Sterling
WearingCats_CwC: Ubisoft has become a jewish grandmother, is very insistent on when you're going to settle down and start a family
flatluigi: @Laserbeaks_Fury no, they actually retconned that in recent games
asthanius: @Laserbeaks_Fury Not necessarily. They could've gotten the DNA from a corpse
flatluigi: including the intro to this game
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh well, then poo poo on them
Karfsma778: NO SHIT
Zath_: Odyssey's story is shit, why does this surprise people?
r_craddz: god not more butthurt bullshit about this
asthanius: wait what's wrong with his bangs?
thegreatwyrdling: F5!
AntiCrepuscular: good response Kathleen :)
Theycallmejokke: I mean... F5
stevestein: Watching this live for the first time. It's weird watching it at normal speed and not 1.5x speed on YouTube.
Mowdownjoe: wat
EJGRgunner: F5 Out of nowhere!
ryuhimora: why
NimrodXIV: put F5 in Smash you cowards
wicker_knight: benginWat
r10pez10: why
drcanonball: ?
DiscordianTokkan: Pardonfuck
PharaohBender27: *Facepalm*
Reecer6: Aww, the chyron kind of spoils that.
SAJewers: naePLS
ryuhimora: !pardonfuck
kat2kool: wit
CaptainSpam: Well, Tetris used to be the punchline...
kat2kool: *wut
stevestein: Wait, what's this about CookieClicker?
Phailhammer: Starring Dave Callan? lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: They did Battleship how many years ago? And made it *alien invasion*?
Xobulo: Beej nod to Smash @ 20 today?
RassilonDND: where's my dance dance revolution movie?
r10pez10: dancing movies exist tho
Reecer6: I hope they release the movie on the Wii.
Saunabath: lrrWOW
Sektor88: GOOD NEWS
CosmicDuctTape: Good News!
Mowdownjoe: GOOD NEWS!
wicker_knight: #GoodNews
AntiCrepuscular: lrrDARK
countz3r0: ugh
mtvcdm: Who needs a scriptwriter? THE DANCE HAS TRAPPED US ALL IN THE RHYTHM
malsareus: So a dance of to Just Dance
Reecer6: What's my choice?
jonnykefka: we need a lrrGOODNEWS
mister_foxhound: Good news, everyone!
EJGRgunner: Aunt Euphemia died again?
SFSMaus: good news!
wicker_knight: !Unsubscribe GoodNews
Pteraspidomorphi: Your dear old aunt euphemia has passed away and left you the deed to... GTA3?
chimingfish: script? where we're going, we won't need no schtinking script!
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Frogger in Smash, you cowards!
PhoenixMelior: I don't understand, where's the choice between two evils?
r10pez10: i repeat again: why
gralamin just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. gralamin subscribed for 57 months in a row!
gralamin: a great 57omtha
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Laserbeaks_Fury: HAIL SOBEK
Reecer6: Yes!!!! GOOD STORY
PandasAndPancakes: DK is trans
CosmicDuctTape: *300 000
rybackgaming: hail Sobek!
eruditeCaptain: HAIL SOBEK
Lord_Hosk: Good job... $3000
thrymr_uwu: HAIL SOBEK
Mowdownjoe: That URL is unfortunate.
asthanius: DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is trans!
HbombAndFriends: No relation.
StarlitGhost: TEETH GANG
therisingtithes_: HAIL SOBEK
LucyCloudberry: trans rights!
mtvcdm: 347K at the time the stream went offline.
sir_jack_DB: FEETH
kat2kool: Yay! I was hoping CP would cover this
CieuxInterdits: Hail Sobek!
Significant_Otter2: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
countz3r0: F GRAHAM
Sarah_Serinde: TransgenderPride
PhoenixMelior: SPITE!
CosmicDuctTape: oh, nevermind, 3k was the goal, 300k was the result
NimrodXIV: Spite! Spite! Spite!
Sektor88: oh hey
countz3r0: FORK GRAHAM
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Spite
CosmicDuctTape: Spite charities
wench_tacular: ah, spite
r10pez10: oh hey yeah
ghost_waz: mmm spite charities
Metric_Furlong: glorious spite
Mowdownjoe: BOORAY!
therisingtithes_: SPITE GANG
stevestein: Not just one week a year, come on
countz3r0: Just one calorie, Diet Spite!
Unas84: XD
jonnykefka: lol #blamejames
Tehbeard: heh
chimingfish: mmm, spite
PhoenixMelior: Kathpoint!
malc: #ThankBeej
ArcOfTheConclave: #blamejames
kat2kool: Spite is best motivator <3
HailtheRNG: lol
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
ryuhimora: WE DON'T WANT IT
frnknstn: lol
WearingCats_CwC: Oh, we like seeing you suffer for more than just one week a year lrrBEEJ
countz3r0: #blamejames
rybackgaming: PERFECT
DiscordianTokkan: Hahhaha
asthanius: Slight audio spike, but perfect
r10pez10: hahahahahaha
thegreatwyrdling: #thanksGraham @LoadingReadyRun
Phailhammer: #ThanksGraham
rocketjohn: bit of peaking on "WE DON'T WANT IT" there.
angryoptimist: Hahaha :D
Jondare: #thanksgraham
Decaped: I don't get it.
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eruditeCaptain: I've recently gotten into Hbomberguy and that stream helped me know that I'm gonna be a fan of his for a long time.
wench_tacular: #thanksgraham
Earthenone: who let james in the newsroom?
korvys: #BlameJames #NerfCori
stevestein: CC: Serge
rybackgaming: oh, they just stole Ex Nihilo?
Reecer6: Oh man! That's a feature in like five popular mods!
randomino5: lol I got one of those notes once
red_shoes_jeff: #WEDON'TWANTIT
hoktauri: So how can Serge add sadness to compost?
Theycallmejokke: Got it in one take bravo!
CodeDancer: your compost is a fire hazard!
CosmicDuctTape: i mean, we don't want it
CrazymattCaptain: that was great
mtvcdm: Also in the news this week: Fortnite found to be a haven for money-laundering.
r10pez10: nah it was great tho
Reecer6: I've been composting in Minecraft for like 5 years now, get on modded, ya chumps.
EJGRgunner: I haven't
RassilonDND: #ThanksBeej?!
EJGRgunner: but we don't have one
r10pez10: (compost the note)
wench_tacular: what have you done/?
coolbond: thanks graham
rocketjohn: i just have a compost heap in my garden
TheTunnelingCat: to whom it may concern
PhoenixMelior: I feel like I should be sending the note, but I don't wan't to be that person
Addictiveme: throw the note in the compost
walkingcorpse94: On Beej's door tomorrow: *knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP
Karfsma778: Compost the Raccoons!
beowuuf: raccoonteurs
Tempest2097: Yes but how am I gonna feed the web of Raccoons?
r10pez10: gatekeepers of compost
RassilonDND: what do you mwan you cant compost beer bottles and bees?
PMAvers: It's like someone was wrong on the internet.
Theycallmejokke: Trashpandas are super cute though
CodeDancer: you need to make alternating layers of green and brown and keep it wet
Earthenone: attracting raccoons, thats compost that keeps on growing
ThorSokar: ahh, compost gakekeeping, what next
chimingfish: you mean this hazmat waste can't be thrown in the compost? Kappa
devil_dan: Matt is there?
Reecer6: lrrFRUMP ?
Earthenone: not that matt
Angnor33: lrrEFF
Karfsma778: Not that matt
Pteraspidomorphi: Editor Matt
wicker_knight: othermatt
mister_foxhound: other matt probably
thelamenamegame: different matt
r10pez10: editor matt, not frump matt
Vezon46: legally distinct matt
Angnor33: SecondMatt
Admiralmatt: there is another matt?
ContingentCat: I assume Matt Griffin not Wiggins
wicker_knight: Griffin, right
stevestein: I can entirely understand that this takes a while to write
frnknstn: How many Matts are we on, my dudes?
BtEtta: Journalism is work...
korvys: There is a Matt, and there is a Wiggins, and never the two shall meet... except when Wiggins comes back into town
Xobulo: sleep is good!
korvys: Like, for the lan
RAICx: @frnknstn Like, so many Matts, my dude
ContingentCat: words are hard
beowuuf: In order to replace you that one time Paul crowdsourced things, we probably had about 45 personhours funnelled in to checkpoint :)
wicker_knight: @frnknstn I'm making mats out of them
Admiralmatt: when did we get another?
Earthenone: new matt was hired for roadquest
countz3r0: ahhhh
DiscordianTokkan: @Admiralmatt Road Quest
Tempest2097: I caught that!
frnknstn: @RAICx you are like a little baby. WaTcH ThIs lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
korvys: He's been around for a while, but I think working for LRR for Road Quest
wench_tacular: too cloudy here
r10pez10: paul on deck
drcanonball: bloodmoon looked nice
circusofkirkus: I was disappointed by the lack of blood and wolves, tbh
wicker_knight: I feel like he only started appearing on-or-around camera after Desert Bus
KV1NN4: Too cloudy here too
timiam: We went out so my wife could get pictures and every cloud on earth rolled in
Angnor33: Oddly enough it was too cloudy here.
ghost_waz: too cold here
DiscordianTokkan: It was mostly cloudy here, but more importantly -40 with the windchill
chimingfish: too much snow, no eclipse here
Xobulo: see Matt in much glory on Now Kiss
PharaohBender27: I was able to see the moon disappear, but it was too cloudy to see the "blood" effect
hoktauri: I can see why people thought the world was ending when one happened
DiscordianTokkan: So NOPE
Tempest2097: I saw the blood effect
Tempest2097: It was SIIIICK
WrightJustice: the eclipse was like 5am here so didn't see it, plus dad said it was cloudy anywya
beowuuf: roadquest, crapshot booming, now kiss streams, now second hodoring.... his slow inexorable slide to the dark side of being a lrrsm'n is almost complete
lunarecliptica: yeah, it was too cold here for me to bother trying sadly
Tehbeard: Too cloudy in the UK to see it :(
Vezon46: a handsome paulman appears
voslan: Blood Moon was cast
malc: lol Beej
CodeDancer: The hard work put into writing Checkpoint is well appreciated! Fantastic content!
wicker_knight: @beowuuf sooooo, homestream when Kappa
RAICx: So Penelope is not a flat earther?
Lord_Hosk: OH... the thing!
PhoenixMelior: oh?
CaptainSpam: Seeeeeeeecret flying!
malc: surprise?!
WearingCats_CwC: Roadquest 2?
Questhere: SECRETS?
AntiCrepuscular: *things* :o
countz3r0: TEASE
timiam: Air Quest!
ghost_waz: seeeeecrets
ContingentCat: Ooo secrets
BloodnBullets: ooOOOoooo
LunarJade: secrest
circusofkirkus: Flight Quest?
DiscordianTokkan: Road Quest 2: Electric Beejaloo?
CaptainSpam: Roadquest 2: Airquest
stevestein: Entirely overcast in this area of the world. Saw nothing.
Vezon46: uwu
wicker_knight: Half Life 3?
Dared00: Roadquest 2: Flightquest
Rhynerd: I missed it by painting models.
Earthenone: !patreon
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delta__vee: space quest KappaRoss
Jorge4hg: you tease
WrightJustice: all the monsters got revived
RealGamerCow: It was VERY clear here because it was assbutts cold, and the startling difference between how bright the light was on the snow and the eclipse was astounding
PMAvers: Ah, so he's getting prepped for LRRCON2
Lord_Hosk: Everyone is going to be super excited about THE THING
Lord_Hosk has no idea what the thing is
CaptainSpam: T H E T H I N G ?
beowuuf: blood wolf moon just sounds like a wh40k chapter that's trying too hard
delta__vee: @PMAvers, unarmeHmm
FreaQU: Is the thank you flying out beej?
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ratzgobbler: If he's planning a flight then it's for Skyquest
r10pez10: Put The Thing in Smash
Tempest2097: @Lord_Hosk I'm already super excited about John Carpenter's 1982 film The Thing.
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Shovel Knight in Smash, you cowards!
BrindleBoar: Brutal.
wicker_knight: Super Blood Moon
ContingentCat: @Lord_Hosk given our track record of being excited about LRR Things that's a safe bet
countz3r0: Blood Wolf Moon sounds like a new Dio album
wicker_knight: the fur gets everywhee
Laurence72: Did it cause wolves to start bleeding?
Tempest2097: @countz3r0 Yes please.
Jorge4hg: weremoon
r10pez10: Wolf Moonbase
rocketjohn: space marines essentially
rocketjohn: i suppose
malc: better than Blood Moonbase
Significant_Otter2: No Dogs on the Moon!
mtvcdm: I got out of my car getting home from work, looked up for ten seconds, saw a red moon, and then scrambled inside because it was like Fahrenheit 9-below outside.
Laurence72: Laika?
NarishmaReborn: @Jorge4hg There moon
rybackgaming: Blood Wolf Moon is the name of my Three Dog Night cover band.
r10pez10: All Dogs Go To The Moon
Amentur: They put cats on a zero G flight and they do not handle it well :D
WearingCats_CwC: I'm sure the dog would have a great time before it was left to die in space
ratzgobbler: Yeah I looked at all my decks that night and all the nonbasics were mountains. The horror
JeremyNoell: There was a book I read as a kid about vampires on a moon base, trying to remember what it was
countz3r0: I'll never get over how HUGE that ipad is.
CaptainSpam: How about a doggy space hamster ball?
countz3r0: Is James ruining things again?
Xobulo: They would still mov at the speef of the slowest space wolf
PharaohBender27: Package drama!
CodeDancer: Needing to scratch your nose in a spacesuit is a real issue for astronauts
devil_dan: Dogs are probably not certified for EVA.
ratzgobbler: Jean-luc Package
asthanius: @JeremyNoell Doctor McNinja
asthanius: ???
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countz3r0: Don't force me into being a breeder.
Dared00: “Since the story is choice-driven, we never force players in romantic situations they might not be comfortable with" - AC:O creative director, FOUR MONTHS AGO
LathosTiran: @CodeDancer i've heard rumor of velcro strips inside the helmet
PharaohBender27: "I'm here to END lives, not create new ones, dammit!"
Laurence72: Being forced to have a child that you don't want implies rape
SkylerRingtail: The worst part was how they addressed the criticism by saying something like "our intention was to show how your character felt continuing the bloodline was so important. We regret that it didn't come across clearly."
Zath_: Given how bad the writing in the main game is I can't be surprised.
samwonk: What's amazing about it to me is that they seem to have felt that it was really important to justify the AC metanarrative that no one cares about.
wicker_knight: or just as a part of their life that didn't include propagating the line
countz3r0: Aunt Beverly, Master Assassin.
stevestein: Put wacky gay aunts in smash you cowards!
joviniusmaximus: The heritage/child thing isn't even an issue for continuity reasons because the "conceit" for this game is that it's NOT your ancestor
Earthenone: play the whacky gay assasin, Aunt Euphamia
countz3r0: Blanche Dubois, Master Assassin
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Grenevil: Oh... now that would be interesting.
tsinclairblack: so real life Ezio never got hit outside a cut scene
Aitsu111: MGRGRGRGR?
Alness49: Desynchronization on the nut
JeremyNoell: @asthanius Nah, it was part of a short story collection, I think. It was two kids investigating why people were dying on the moon base, and the figured out it was a vampire, then went on to defeat it. Just one of those memories
devil_dan: IMHO the animus is largely a simulation based on historical data and guided by genetic memories.
beowuuf: I mean couldn't they just adopt a child and inject it with bloodmacguffinjuice?
Lord_Hydraos: It’s kinda like in Skyrim when the Blades railroad into doing some not nice things....
GDwarf: Honestly, they just didn't need to have the settle down thing. Just...have it so that Kassandra/Alexios didn't necessarily have kids. That doesn't break the AC lore at all.
CodeDancer: @LathosTiran My understanding is that the velcro was on the older missions. Modern space suits have a little textured squishy block on the rim where the helmet attaches to the suit. The block is also used to plug your nose so you can pop your ears
EvilBadman: You think they'd use the other PC choice to fulfill that story path. I haven't played Odyssey, so I dunno if something happens to the other.
LucyCloudberry: every assassin is handed a pack of condoms before they're sent on their mission
LathosTiran: neat
PharaohBender27: @devil_dan The whole "living the lives of people in the past" is one of those things where it only works if you don't think about it for more than three seconds
vegetalss4: As someone pointed out they could easily have avoided this. You have the choice between playing two characters one male and one female, just make the other one be the one to have a kid.
Drasvin: I haven't kept up on AC lore, but don't they still need a DNA sample for the simulation?
Xobulo: Hitman style cloning ;)
Decaped: @EvilBadman yeah, that makes way more sense. The character yo udidn't play had the kids and you helped with that, or whatever.
EvilBadman: @drasvin DNA yes, bloodline no
LathosTiran: @Drasvin they need DNA, but the animus diver no longer needs to be related
Earthenone: AC:Bloodlines confirmed
ZeroArcana: @Drasvin iirc, they got the protag's dna from a spear
vegetalss4: And EvilBadman type that possibility here just faster than I did.
drcanonball: 6 th?
malc: 6th? more like 15th
togashinaruta: Could have just been a student, not a kid
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, isn't it like 10th game? and that's just consoles
sir_jack_DB: UM
underhill33: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: Beej plz
Jorge4hg: beej
chimingfish: gdi beej
wicker_knight: benginWat
PhoenixMelior: why?
thegreatwyrdling: mgrgrgr
ratzgobbler: The sequel being Assassin's Creed: Ravnica
Xobulo: Not like they would screw over the lore with a film......
stevestein: I want that CookieClicker movie!
PharaohBender27: Let me guess - the plot revolves around some sort of dance-off
wicker_knight: so, it's Step Up?
drcanonball: AC ravnica would actually be super cool
EvilBadman: They just want the name.
ReydienOnline: Atlas Online devs had to shut down (part of?) the game because hackers were spawning WW1 airplanes and tanks
wicker_knight: or High School Musical
Arikell: Making direct sequels to games which give the player actual narrative choice seems like it would be unnecessarily challenging
pheonixmonkey: What type of material are those blue and blacks squares ? They look pretty dop
Dared00: Real talk: I'll never bash the idea of a movie based on a storyless property now when we live in a post-LEGO Movie world
togashinaruta: Just Dance: Back in the Habit
frnknstn: Even the people who make the games often don't know what makes the games popular
CaptainSpam: If the Just Dance movie is instead a psychological horror film where a killer orders people to dance at gunpoint with no explanation, THEN it might be interesting.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just Dance 2: Literal Electric Boogaloo
Xobulo: I mean they are also making a Monopoly film....
wicker_knight: Just Dance: Footloose
LucyCloudberry: but will it be canon
devil_dan: It could be a movie about people playing the game.
CodeDancer: A Dance movie could be good and people will see it because the game is popular.
drcanonball: How about total war: zendigar
Reecer6: I hope it's a feature-length music video.
TwilitLugia: But the Lego Movies were horrible.
UnhappyYak: wouldn't Lady Gaga sue
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is Spinal Tap
CaptainSpam: "What do you want from me???" *cocks gun* "JUST. DANCE."
Earthenone: the game is what it says on the tin: Just Dance
BlueChloroplast: @pheonixmonkey it is sound dampening tiles
LunarJade: Its hard to say. If they are just hoping to sell it based off the brand and don't do anything decent with it, its just gonna flop.
CodeDancer: Minecraft the movie!!
stevestein: Just Dance (2014), starring Meagan Stevenson and Ben Huntley
KV1NN4: WiiFIT has more of a plot! I wanna see THAT movie! :B
Alness49: It's a game with no plot and just mechanics, you cant make a movie like you can't make one out of Battleship... wait....
wicker_knight: I've go to imagine the rights with Lady Gaga have already been settled
thefileclerk: what is this game about? "Just Dance"
Xobulo: Choreographers more important?
ContingentCat: the entire story conveyed in interpretive dance might be interesting
LathosTiran: @PhoenixMelior its acoustic foam glued to cardboard. they were trying it, and it was too costly to do all the walls, so they made it decorations
EvilBadman: There was a Need for Speed movie.
kenkopin: Kinda like Super Mario Brothers The Movie
Friedent: Next week's checkpoint, Graham breaks down how LoadingReadyRun became script writers for "let's dance" the movie
Saunabath: Case in point; Need for Speed movie
ChroniclerC: Video game, the movie, the game.
EJGRgunner: Kathleen's busting all of the moves.
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LathosTiran: oops wrong tag
HbombAndFriends: There was a Need for Speed movie. Aaron Paul.
Dared00: Need for Speed movie should've just been an adaptation of NFS: The Run
beowuuf: remember when the first pirates of the caribbean film was far better than it had any right to be for a film based on a disney ride?
Xobulo: Looking forward to a Panda Protagonist :D
ArcOfTheConclave: the movie, the game. LoL
DiscordianTokkan: A POWER yellow glove
TheMerricat: Just Dance: Enders Game
Reecer6: The Wizard 2
CodeDancer: step 1: punch a tree, step 2: pick up the wood... step 10,000: Kill the ender dragon
wicker_knight: Proposal - Just Dance: Bandersnatch, where the story is controlled bay how good you are a mimicking the MC's movements in the movie
Mushbie: "I love the dance glove. its soo bad"
Earthenone: maybe the magic glove will controll mecha
Alness49: You will be ashamed of your words and moves
Laurence72: I love the dance glove, it's so bad
Jorge4hg: with spandex
screamingpeasant: Just Dance - where they explore learning dance moves from a computer vs a human could, could, be interesting. no doubt they'll miss the mark
PharaohBender27: @Saunabath Oh man I remember listening to Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman's podcast about the Need for Speed movie
Aitsu111: agreed
DiscordianTokkan: "They said the thing!"
ratzgobbler: Roll credits
ChroniclerC: Seconded
chimingfish: the coach is shia labeouf
kenkopin: That's the final line of the movie, leading into the obvious sequal
AntiCrepuscular: Paul, they don't have a writer yet... are you pitching for the job ;)
frnknstn: If you want to make a dancing movie based on a game, make a Floor Kids game
drcanonball: but why?
thefileclerk: @chimingfish oh that is a given
DocHoliday9999: Kevin Bacon must cameo
CururuGuasu: Stealth Captain EO sequel
Tempest2097: I mean why not
ratzgobbler: Why not Vice City
Laurence72: Spider Solitaire --The Movie
DarkMorford: frnknstn: Elite Beat Agents: the Movie
kenkopin: Minesweeper
emberBecky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:41.
drcanonball: where is my minesweeper movie
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, we already had Minesweeper: The Movie. It was just called Hurt Locker
TheMerricat: I'd rather play GTA3 beta than play GTA Online Cash Grab
aClonedPickle: GTA 3 does not have a map. It has a mini-map, and that's it.
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan :D
beowuuf: people have forgotten battleship. Not saying that's a bad thing...
ratzgobbler: Chess: The Movie
AntiCrepuscular: To be fair, Battleship the movie was less terrible than I expected :D
CodeDancer: A lot of people like spider solitaire
UnhappyYak: the Goldeneye Problem
beowuuf: lol, nm :)
Laurence72: @drcanonball There is a spoof movie trailer for Minesweeper the movie on YouTube, check it out it is funny
ChroniclerC: James's package. Kappa
PharaohBender27: Package drama: resolved!
ChroniclerC: *fired*
TheMerricat: pride100 Yay for Mermaids! pride100
AntiCrepuscular: beowuuf I'm also a huge fan of Street Fighter the Movie, so my taste is... questionable ;)
EvilBadman: John Romero and AOC called in to chat
Reecer6: But you guys realize you have to get AOC next Desert Bus now.
jonnykefka: the highlight of that on all the US news sites was that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called into it. Which honestly was the first time I felt represented in any way by an elected official
Reecer6: This is the power creep.
UnhappyYak: yeah it *exploded* that last day
wicker_knight: I feel like AOC would be up for that, tbh
Unas84: He managed to get AOC on, so that's raising the bar quite a bit. Next Desert Bus will have Nancy Pelosi or RBG ?
BtEtta: pride100 pride100 TransgenderPride pride100 pride100
Alness49: There's still a lot to give
frnknstn: The stream basically turned into one big trans visibility celebration, and I loved it
beowuuf: anticrepuscular: the streetfighter movie is better than it has any right to be :) raul julia is a gem
Earthenone: wont AOC be busy november is kind of a key month in that profesion
PharaohBender27: So I've never heard of the comedian this was in a response to. I'm guessing he's one of those insufferable types who rants about "political correctness" all the time?
thrymr_uwu: NonBinaryPride AsexualPride NonBinaryPride AsexualPride
Silver__Knight_: RBG for DeserBus2K19
TheMerricat: Paul, the world is full of beauty. It's just that it's hard to see it sometimes because the garbage people stand out.
wicker_knight: @Earthenone I mean, the first week of november is, not so much the rest
timiam: Justin Trudeau for DB2019
LordShadner: and just a little spite Kappa
UnhappyYak: @pharaohbender27 it was the writer of The IT Crowd, ong other things
Dared00: @PharaohBender27 have you heard about Father Ted or The IT Crowd? He made them.
ratzgobbler: We also have an infinite capacity for stoopid
aClonedPickle: "made"
Metric_Furlong: that sounds like a challenge, Beej Kappa
Laurence72: Beej, DON'T CHALLENGE CHAT!!!
PharaohBender27: @UnhappyYak @Dared00 Oh wait - I think I've heard of this guy, and SPECIFICALLY about what a transphobic piece of crap he is
Jorge4hg: did beej challanged chat?
ThorSokar: I believe so
Arikell: I feel like challenging chat to be more generous has no downsides
TehAmelie: i've heard more than 50% of all charitable donations come from the poorer 50% of the population. that's probably only counting the US. but, there's a lot of untpaped resources
wicker_knight: I mean, there is a fundamentally depressing indicator of what drives human action here, but oh well at least it's being used for good ends
ReydienOnline: the match starts the fire but quickly burns away, the fuel (human goodness) is what remains
thelamenamegame: can we get hbomberguy on derest bus?
mtvcdm: Chris Kluwe, I believe I saw mikey Neumann on the list
ChroniclerC: Yaaay charty and people being good!
Jorge4hg: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: TransgenderPride lrrHEART
BtEtta: Oh god on the misinformation front… all our newspapers are such trash. :/
UnhappyYak: Dan Olsen and Linkara amd several other Youtubers were on as well
Koios7: @wicker_knight people realizing that the guy is a horrendous person and donating money to fix wht he screwed up is a depressing indicator of motivation?
Tempest2097: What
Orgmastron: Wat
ContingentCat: wat
Spacecarl: But why?
Silver__Knight_: wot
Mushbie: sobek did good.
mtvcdm: Well, she can't make amends for her bad reputation.
flatluigi: noted sandy hook truther and transphobe, ronda rousey
EricTheOrange: It's what they call "stunt casting"
drcanonball: wwe crossover?
Alness49: Voiced? Not mocapped or modelled after?
Laserbeaks_Fury: And also looks like Agatha Fisty?
jonnykefka: Prince of Persia was technically the first motion cap I think.
BellaDante__: from something good for trans people to seeing that sucks for us
mastershake29x: how is graham not here for this story? (besides "pax south")
LucyCloudberry: she's a big ol transphobe so no thanks
Saunabath: WWE folks are apparently very into Mortal Kombat
Xobulo: the tech for the first Prince of Persia was amazing! Rotoscoping
Twilight_Spark: Haven't ever found it particularly compelling, yeah.
HistorysGr8estMonster: Has Ronda given support to those crazy conspiracy theories, Sandy Hook and so on?
EvilBadman: It's real weird to see crowds cheer at the fatalities.
RomanGoro: Ronda being on MK11 is the least WWE relevant part of the story, there's some great cosplay by actual active wrestlers around that
wicker_knight: @Koios7 the idea that the thing being attacked drives people to it rather than people being attracted to it for what it actually does/aims for is a pretty depressing thing, yes
rocketjohn: i bought it for myself...
drcanonball: Mortal Kombat game with wwe stars would be fun
NarishmaReborn: arcades I guess
KinoGami: i played MKII when i was 7 or something
mtvcdm: We were allowed to rent it in our house but not buy it.
wicker_knight: it's the "you can only save people in peril" problem
rocketjohn: on the megadrive
Tempest2097: I played it at my friend's house
Tempest2097: We had a good ol time
rocketjohn: (Genisis)
BellaDante__: she's a bad actor but more importantly a worse person
Silver__Knight_: She has to compete with Kenny Omega, voicing in Street Fighter
CodeDancer: Modern media no longer has massive audiences. People like what they like but it's hard to find other fans in real life. One great side effect of this is that charitable giving is much more boundless. Two charity events don't tend to overlap as much.
ContingentCat: Same Kathleen, just gore for it's own sake doesn't do anything for me
Koios7: @wicker_knight it was a local (?) UK charity, and this probably drew the global eye to it. Further, it wasn't as much of an issue until the funding was yanked
Tempest2097: That sounds awesome
wicker_knight: @Koios7 I don't dispute any of that...I think we may be talking past each other
TheMoatman: *very* neon underground
Tempest2097: Do want
devil_dan: I play, I die, I play again!
Tempest2097: I hope it gives you an awesome supercut
SAJewers: Katana Zero Steam Page, if anyone wants/needs it
coolbond: you dont sound well kathleen
samwonk: "No, no, no. That's not how it happened."
TheMerricat: @coolbond don't know if you caught the start but she' is a smidge under the weather.
coolbond: nope came in 12m in
frnknstn: <message deleted>Beej playing Prince of Persia was my first LRR live stream!
Tempest2097: YES
ContingentCat: UM?
countz3r0: ass clicker?
wicker_knight: blegh
PhoenixMelior: uhh
Znazl: ASP?
ratzgobbler: BOOM SOLD!
PharaohBender27: @coolbond I think a lot of people at LRR and elsewhere (including my workplace) have been getting sick in the past few weeks
the_bananarchist: I JUST TUNED IN AND WHAT
devil_dan: What did the donkey do to you?
Foxmar320: I came in at the wrong time
TStodden: That reminds me of the stupid "Spank the Monkey" flash game.
TheMerricat: Kotaku has one author that goes into 'sex' based games and man she knows how to skewer things well.
BtEtta: Jiggle physics?
coolbond: what is this game?
maxvolume: gonna slap it, gonna slap that butt! coxOmg
ratzgobbler: You came in at the perfect time
Foxmar320: I have questions?
ContingentCat: ummm?
countz3r0: what the hell
wicker_knight: I really don't want to understand why spanking is such a thing :(
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
angryoptimist: Oh nooooo
korvys: Humans are weird
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ayirbudd: I never have any idea what is going
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malc: welp
TheMoatman: lol
AntiCrepuscular: D:
Amentur: Oops
Tempest2097: Had a guy do that to me at a metal show, slapped my arm real friendly like and I turned around and he wasn't anyone I knew
Tempest2097: He apologized and went over to his friend who was in front of me
frnknstn <message deleted>cringe cringe cringe
ritchards: lrrDARK
ANeMzero: That level of affection unprompted is weird
Tempest2097: And uh
Tempest2097: Dude was a doppleganger
countz3r0: hahha yer musk
LunarJade: Beej worries that'll happen all the time so he says something when he does that.
Lord_Hosk: I mean... its ashton... he is very nuzzelable
itomeshi: cheer100 a quick shout out for my wife, who went from going 1-3 at our first prerelease to the ER and is getting her gallbladder out tomorrow
TheMerricat: The Kotaku author i question is Kate Gray and I highly recommend her if you like raunchy humor in your articles.
UnhappyYak: yes that was a great Unskippable
Silver__Knight_: hope it goes well itomeshi
Anubis169: frnknstn: just a purge :)
PharaohBender27: @itomeshi Oof. Hope the procedure goes well for her
wicker_knight: oof @itomeshi hoping things get better quick
ricin: the strangereal!
EvilBadman: Asuka is over the moon excited over AC7
DiscordianTokkan: @itomeshi Holy moly! Hope it goes well!
the_bananarchist: @itomeshi hope things go well
Tempest2097: @itomeshi Hope she's doing okay!
Edgarware: lrrSPOT
TheMoatman: A photograph of a dog
Amentur: itomeshi hope all goes well
wicker_knight: that dog is dead
ratzgobbler: Sounds like Top Gun
Driosenth: top gun meets days of our lives
wicker_knight: it's eyes are dead
devil_dan: It's Gundam without giant robots.
Krokaar: silly puppy......made of paper?
TheMerricat: That dog is a 2d picture.
coolbond: what is this game?
Orgmastron: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: heat wave
Th3HolyMoose: VR ready bois
frnknstn: @Anubis169 's ok
Alephred: That's a tribute to one of the dev's recently deceased doggo.
Silver__Knight_: esports ready
Crabspite: btw the dog is apparently a tribute to the director's dog who passed away recently
UnhappyYak: it has come out that it was a tribute
PharaohBender27: That's just a cardboard cutout of a dog - that's my take for the narrative and I'm sticking to it
CaptainSpam: "And your faithful pet, Ol' Clipart, is here for you too!"
Tempest2097: Aw
wicker_knight: kind of a strange tribute though
Tempest2097: That's adorable
LunarJade: a paper thin tribute.
wicker_knight: maybe a decal instead?
Edgarware: They probably didnt have enough time to model one before it shipped
wicker_knight: @LunarJade boooo
UnhappyYak: it is still very strange that they didn't animate anything, yes
angryoptimist: lrrWOW @ Hodor (hope you're feeling well-ish)
LunarJade: Fur is hard and depending when they threw that in that might have been just not enough time.
mtvcdm: amytfaJail
TheMerricat: “It’s about our now famous, loyal, canine companion. I heard from the rest of the staff that he had passed away shortly after the photo was taken. We are truly blessed to have known you. May you rest in peace.”
mugsi_: @LunarJade I thought fur was soft
DarkMorford: We've had composting in modded Minecraft for years.
malc: the bones of trees...
ArcOfTheConclave: Hide the body
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun it seems like it might be an interesting redstone component
LunarJade: Yeah I don't bother composting at home. I just use the bones of my enemies
wicker_knight: yeah still doesn't solve minecraft's weirdest animal cruelty problems: leather for books and chickens for arrows
ZeroArcana: the composter is good for peaceful players
rocketjohn: as it can be pushed by pistons
Rockario: I like the idea that the 3D artists were brought on to make planes, they said "Okay, I guess we can make some people for your cutscenes" and then they were asked for a dog and just noped out
ratzgobbler: Minecraft is all about extra work
Jondare: it's just nice to finally have a use for all of the leftover seeds you always end up with'
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angryoptimist: @mugsi_ Double lrrWOW
cfpreston: after the fact, you can compost bones
stevestein: @LunarJade You fertilize your plants with enemy bone?
Slurpee_E: @itomeshi I got my gallbladder removed last thursday. Hope it goes as well as mine lrrAWESOME
LunarJade: @mtvcdm Depends how fresh I need them.
WrightJustice: LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
silenceaux: Periodic reminder that online archives like Youtube and Twitter are not
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ContingentCat: lrrWOW remind me to never cross Hodor.
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrSLOTH back in the day
jadedcynic: LRR experienced this when they were hosted by and REVVER...
angryoptimist: Oblivion has taught me that if there's bonemeal where you don't expect it, it's probably necromancers. Kappa
CodeDancer: I imagine someone will figure out an interesting Minecraft tree farm or something involving automatic composting.
PandasAndPancakes: yeeep
Lithobraker: what was taken private?
wicker_knight: machinima youtube archive
mugsi_: That's a really good point cause yeah there was some not great humor
Orgmastron: Yeah they're part of AT&T apparently
jadedcynic: @Lithobraker ALL of the machinima youtube channel
S4rwatch: cheer100 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1
Anubis169: X_X
AntiCrepuscular: lrrWOW
jadedcynic: ATLAS, not Atlus
DoctorOfBeard: atlasHappy
PigmyWurm: I saw something about AT&T worrying about copyright
Reecer6: Are there any Atlus games that even have servers?
GDwarf: Apparently Atlas admin accounts were hacked *twice*, which is, uh, wow
Sthrad: oh the Ark skin
S4rwatch: talking aboot atlus?
ReynardWrecca: The mixed reaction could best be desscribed as an 'Atlas Shrug'.
wicker_knight: no plz
jadedcynic: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me TWICE, fool on me."
Phailhammer: ReynardWrecca: lrrWOW
Dared00: Fun fact: Switch port of ARK is so bad, it sometimes runs at... 304x170
PharaohBender27: @ReynardWrecca lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Why were there even TANKS in the assets of these games? even if it was based on Ark, - Ark didn't deal with WWII tanks, did it?
jadedcynic: so less 'hacked' by a pro and more 'hacked' by a troll :)
AntiCrepuscular: Dared00 o.O
Spacecarl: When you are Chaotic, but not necessarily evil
LunarJade: So improving gameplay is what you're saying.
wicker_knight: "I'm surfing on a tank" should always be happening, somewhere
Silver__Knight_: Chaotic Neutral
silenceaux: Actually just a prank, bro?
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun After they rolled back the servers and put the game back online, hackers got in *again* and spawned more WW2 stuff
jadedcynic: @TheMerricat were they actual WW2 designs? the "tank" has changed a LOT since its first introduction in WWI
ThePerrBearr: another power rangers fighting game?
PharaohBender27: @jadedcynic As hack-trolling goes, I'd prefer that sort of thing than what "internet trolling" usually describes
ratzgobbler: It's a shame Atlas is so clunky I really want a great game set in a fantasy pirate age
ThePerrBearr: I have the one for the Genesis
ThorSokar: Power Rangers already had a fighting game...
ThorSokar: on the Genesis?
jadedcynic: @PharaohBender27 oh yeah,. definitely
Grenevil: Power Rangers absolutely had a fighting game and it was terrible.
screamingpeasant: sns power rangers, last 2 fights are vords fighting game
LunarJade: I thought there was one on gameboy
Vlanoik: they had sidescroller beatem ups
PigmyWurm: SNES
ratzgobbler: That roster would be ridiculous
jadedcynic: so "Crisis of Infinite Power Rangers"?
Jorge4hg: power rangers fighting edition was called
AntiCrepuscular: yes, like the ten ninjas in Mortal Kombat ;)
silenceaux: This is why Kamen Rider is better than Sentai, fite me nerdz
randomino5: also cartwheeling
red_shoes_jeff: Some of them use swords.
ANeMzero: They have some different weapons but mostly it's just punching
LunarJade: Depends on the sentai show
ReydienOnline: the original ones had different weapons for like half a season
drcanonball: punching, kicking and using their specific weapons
ratzgobbler: @silenceaux confirmed
Phosphatide: @silenceaux this scans, carry on
LunarJade: yeah the pirate one!
red_shoes_jeff: Lightspeed Rangers just shoot everybody.
Lord_Hosk: Im going to be red ranger! alll 700 of them
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun After they rolled back the ATLAS servers and put the game back online, hackers got in *again* and spawned more WW2 stuff.
CodeDancer: Does anyone find it weird that the black ranger is a Black dude and the yellow ranger is an Asian woman? Blue ranger is a guy and pink is a girl?
Driosenth: guess they didn't want to make new suits
drcanonball: Super sentai was good but the american version was ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
Rockario: So they've kinda combined the Super Sentai powers with Kamen Rider?
wicker_knight: @CodeDancer I mean, it's absolutely one of those things that remind you "oh yeah this is old..."
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LunarJade: Dekaranger is the best.
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PharaohBender27: @CodeDancer That does seem a bit problematic for nowadays.
ANeMzero: @CodeDancer and the red ranger was half indigenous American.. "Weird" isn't the right word.
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (57m ago).
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Sharkfists: hi!
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jadedcynic: @drcanonball ....that's a bit of an altruism.
Rathalok: Dekaranger is so goood <3 <3
PharaohBender27: @ANeMzero Oh dear
mtvcdm: Heather will not be on tech this week.
Rathalok: Also Gekiramger
LunarJade: Games based on franchises from other media have gotten a lot better.
PharaohBender27: Will we see Hot Elf again?
jadedcynic: oh, Kathleen is *that* type of DM.... B)
wicker_knight: will we run into Uldren again?
Banrael: Oooo, I like stuff
ritchards: They need another signature to maintain average
Fruan: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
Banrael: Also things
UnhappyYak: oh boy probablyben
ContingentCat: How many more nerdy music references will Kathleen put in?
TheMerricat: Panicked a bit when she said it was at 5pm, that's 2 min from now here.
Phailhammer: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Phosphatide: give is more fabielf
screamingpeasant: spoiler: Kathleen with be great
Rhynerd: I barely remember the spoiler
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DoctorOfBeard: My number incremented
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Sharkfists: spoiler: all of the PCs are actually power rangers
devil_dan: lrrHEART
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHEART lrrSPOT lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: @screamingpeasant That's not a spoiler, that's just a fact of life
Banrael: cheer100
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Amentur: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrHEART
screamingpeasant: @PharaohBender27 the secret behind my foresight!
malc: womp womp
Juliamon: lrrAWW
AntiCrepuscular: lrrAWW
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
mtvcdm: Welp
ContingentCat: lrrAWW
Despoiler98: F
PharaohBender27: lrrAWW
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
FITorion: I missed that? how isn't making it?
wicker_knight: at least we can blame one portion of Wizards for the holdup at another portion of Wizards :P
PharaohBender27: I'll still watch, though
Banrael: Notorious V R B
FITorion: who
NickTheDM: Oh my
PharaohBender27: @FITorion Ben and Serge
ANeMzero: I feel "Murder" is the most notorious verb?
ContingentCat: stand-ins or their characters inexplicably silent?
Fruan: Just get James to do his best Ben impression and Beej to do his best Serge impression
FITorion: oh darn. Flight issues
FITorion: ?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE
AliceLovelin: FeelsBadMan
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: ben and Serge since they were in San Antonio
FITorion: or ferry
rocketjohn: Perhaps we need a guest star... what're Paul and Beej up to?
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
PharaohBender27: @FITorion I'd guess plane issues, especially with this stupid government shutdown meaning a lot of airport security are staying home, and those who are in are working for no pay
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rogerivany: Just in under the wire. (Eye-Van-e)
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PharaohBender27: @FITorion Oh, and the air traffic controllers are ALSO working without pay
AntiCrepuscular: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
UnboundLaconicity: I thought my new username would be easier to parse. My mistake.
ContingentCat: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
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Jondare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen leads our heroes through the means streets of Ravnica. This is Bylaw & Order Part 3.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:57 from now).
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UnboundLaconicity: thebentusi/ThebenTusi/TheBentUsi
UnboundLaconicity: I've been bored with it for a while
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I just have regrets with my new username
stevestein: Dice friends, now with fewer friends!
LathosTiran: they had to chase after the dog
Juliamon: Valencia had a vet appointment
Fruan: They are the two non-Azorius characters
ConspicuousCompiler: Why is that xX_Xx ?
SajuukSjet: 24hr bug from the sewers :D
beowuuf: does the box text have two box friends that can stand in for ben and serge?
ContingentCat: I joined twitch after finding Lrr so pronouncability was a consideration, it's why I have camel case
Spacecarl: Yeah they were just in the sewers...
Featherweight_: you were just in the sewers
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe Ben and Serge's characters sampled some bad sausage :D
PharaohBender27: I mean, Nog did taking a beating in that fight against the Hot Elf - though mostly from Molander :D
frnknstn: I mean, they have been traipsing around the sewers....
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: because I stole it directly from a spiderman's social villain's fan
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *social media villain
Sharkfists: maybe they caught something foul in the sewers
DoctorOfBeard: private azorias buisness?
Robot_Bones: on a company teamwork retreat
Sarah_Serinde: Serge's character is a lot of fun and also needs to learn about boundaries :P
AntiCrepuscular: thanks for streaming!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
Juliamon: Maybe Molander got some of those mushrooms from the drunk tank girl that was hitting on him
rogerivany: bye
frnknstn: Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
beowuuf: bye!
LucyCloudberry: bye bye
PharaohBender27: See some of you all in two hours!
Call_me_Kaye: !nest
Call_me_Kaye: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen leads our heroes through the means streets of Ravnica. This is Bylaw & Order Part 3.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:44 from now).
rogerivany: I kinda want to see a nest command now
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!