asthanius: When I go "on line", I'm surfing the world wide web! Radical!
Earthenone: well you are allowed to say queue :)
TStodden: I only hear "called in" for both being sick & being asked to fill-in.
PharaohBender27: I also might just be misremembering how news reports phrased it.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, and "call out" to me means that you've been called out into the field for work. As in, a firefighter being called out to a fire.
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Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 No, I heard "call out" on CNN.
Arclight_Dynamo: Struck me as odd.
Juliamon: I've always "called out sick"
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh good, so I'm not just crazy/stupid with language
asthanius: I think it depends on who's doing the calling. If an employee calls, they're not going to be there. If the company calls, someone is being brought in.
Arclight_Dynamo: @asthanius Right, but if I, the employee, am calling my work to tell them I'm sick, I'm calling *INTO* my work.
Sarah_Serinde: It's interesting that it's apparently a common thing and I have literally never heard of this usage before right now :P
PharaohBender27: I think maybe the issue is that you're "calling in" to say you'll be "out"
Sarah_Serinde: Language!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Right!? I'm fascinated!
Juliamon: Oh English, never change. Seriously, that wouldn't just make it worse.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Especially English :P
asthanius: @Arclight_Dynamo Right. And you could also call to say you're going to be out. I think it works either way.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Now I'm being reminded of our "decal" discussions :D
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asthanius: deh-kull isn't correct I don't care what other people say lrrEFF
TehAmelie: in sweden you're "written up" sick
Arclight_Dynamo: @asthanius Sure. Like, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying that your usage is literally never used here, and that's neat!
asthanius: @Arclight_Dynamo I mean, I'm in Texas and I've heard both
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde ...I don't even know how *I* pronounce "decal" anymore. :D
TehAmelie: i called in to write myself up sick
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Earthenone: deck-all
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie Oh, huh. Being "written up" here means you're being punished, officially.
Johnnieholic: dee-cal?
TehAmelie: well, not me personally. i'm permanently written up. i'm in the book of sick names
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no what have I started :D
Rockario: ♫ Deck the alls with these cool stickers♫
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh yeah, that one I know of. You don't want to get "written up"
Juliamon: That's definitely a shared definition here
TehAmelie: yeah, it has a touch of that
Juliamon: Nobody wants to be written up
Sarah_Serinde: asthanius Arclight isn't arguing that it's not a thing or that some places only use it one way. Just that here in Canada (or at least our part of it) we've never heard it before. It's interesting!
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
cheetoJack: apparently decal is an abbreviation of decalcomania
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo It's often the step of punishment before suspension, after which comes termination (i.e. being fired)
asthanius: :)
Science_and_Magic: If you guys really wanna get confused over English, have any of you seen "If theEnglish language was phoenitcally consistent"?
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Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Theycallmejokke: Here we go!
PharaohBender27: @Science_and_Magic That sounds . . . frightening
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TehAmelie: i'm just gonna throw this word out there: y'all'd've
r10pez10: TTSF while i lose at Arena? signe me up!
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Not Dice Friends?
r10pez10: @TehAmelie my limit is a triple-contraction
Talin06: um... no dice friends?
Earthenone: the quadtraction of you all would have
v_nome: Oh, that's where noises are!
kenkopin: katesAir
r10pez10: ~lasttweet sadness
LRRTwitter: r10pez10: No match found in the last 64 tweets :-(
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi chat
Sarah_Serinde: No Dice Friends chat, half the party is stuck in transit. It'll be back next Monday!
r10pez10: ~lasttweet weather
Gen2Gengar: No dice friends because of flight delays
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Due to unpredictable weather, and the vagaries of airport security, Ben & Serge (pictured here, sad) won’t be back in time for Dice Friends. So, with apologies, we’ve decided to delay until next week so the party can be back at full strength. | Thanks for understanding! 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxeP3y5UcAA6Wo9.jpg || ⤵
Arclight_Dynamo: Sometimes my Canadian English crawls out of the deep recesses of my mind unbidden. Last week, I unironically and spontaneously exclaimed "Man alive!" when I walked into the cold.
Serifina: Dice Friends was cancelled because Ben and Serge were subject to the vagaries of Aviation Hell
Radyin: PAX South travel delays.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah Ben and Serge got delayed coming back from Pax
TStodden: The airline failed their saving throws... lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I've never heard that, but as soon as you posted that, I was, "I can see someone saying that"
PharaohBender27: Has the D&D chat been informed?
DiscordianTokkan: Ben and Serge ran afoul of the Airzorius Security
notarealartist: i hope so
r10pez10: don't forget the ever-classic fo'c'stle
TStodden: An admin posted the cancelation.
Tomasu82: huh. watched check point and cathleen said it was still on?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah, shame about that. I hope Ben Serge and Graham are ok, or rather, not fucked over, by the weather delays
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Oh huh I didn't think to go check there
FlannelShirtEnthusist: bummer
Feminine_Desires: katesWave slytqHi
Rockario: @Arclight_Dynamo I've had the same thing happen with "Holy Jumpins"
Arclight_Dynamo: @r10pez10 "Bo'sun"
cheetoJack: I avoid non-LRR adjacent twitch chats
r10pez10: cap'n
Arclight_Dynamo: @Rockario :D
Sarah_Serinde: cheetoJack Totally fair. The DnD chat has been quite good, but nothing wrong with hanging out here. :)
Earthenone: kathleen was planning to run it with 2 players missing but decided against it in the hour or so between cp and dnd
hawkfalcon8: wait wut about dice friends
Sarah_Serinde: Also I like the mod that's been around there for this campaign :D
TStodden: I caught a chat note by the mods in DnD, which prompted me to check Twitter to confirm before returning here.
Sarah_Serinde: hawkfalcon8 Cancelled this week because of travel delays
Arclight_Dynamo: @hawkfalcon8 Serge and Ben are trapped in the air.
PharaohBender27: @cheetoJack I ask because some LRRfolk might be there. Plus I had to watch the VOD for last episode, and they seemed like decent people over there.
hawkfalcon8: thanks guys
Sarah_Serinde: TStodden Good to know! :)
Anubis169 huggles everybody
Juliamon: Maybe not the air, but not Victoria anyway
SuperSugarSloth: katesE
TehAmelie: quite a last minute delay on that flight, if they were going to have time to take the ferry and get to Dice Friends
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, it's like I like and trust Magic and D&D but it just gives me anxiety
Radyin: I wonder if Kathleen will have to fit everything she was planning for the rest of the campaign into one session.
chi7891: Hi chat!
Earthenone: @Radyin kathleen has at least 7 more sessions booked
chi7891: Bring back the big giant circles!
Arclight_Dynamo: @chi7891 Hullo! :)
shell2969: Hi chi
Sarah_Serinde: TehAmelie No ferry involved if they were flying in to Victoria airport (they have one on the island)
PharaohBender27: @chi7891 Hi! Bad news, Dice Friends got cancelled for this week because of air travel shenanigans
TehAmelie: huh
Radyin: @earthenone For some reason, I thought it was for only four streams. Good to know.
Arclight_Dynamo: I was actually surprised Vic has an international airport. I figured it'd be regional.
Nigouki: i thought it could have been hilarious if Kathleen worked the dreaded TSA into interfering with the bureaucracy by kidnapping half the team
asthanius: NO
Nigouki: OH GOD
notarealartist: oh god
DiscordianTokkan: Oh HELLO there
Tomasu82: AH
asthanius: NONONONO
DoctorOfBeard: o_O
Despoiler98: AGH
Theycallmejokke: Aaaaaaah!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Teeth
Science_and_Magic: WAH
Spacecarl: Oh jebus
Earthenone: lrrBEEJ
VAB0L0: NOPE
Juliamon: Beej....... pls
Earthenone: !clip
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Rhynerd: What?
TheMoatman: Oh beejus
TehAmelie: my fantasies of Victoria's small islandness accessible only by ferry twice a day and quant little hydroplanes is ruined
sugarsh0t: this is how i want to die
DiscordianTokkan: No Tink-SHIT
A_Dub888: lrrBEEJ lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: TEETH
Tomasu82: teeth?
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I literally didn't know that until I planned my trip there a couple years ago :D
korvys: TEETH
chi7891: I know. I cooked my chicken to be in time for the sausage feast but this will do
Sibwow: we got beejed
Despoiler98: slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock
FITorion: it's better this way
phorrestgaze: TEETH
atinyspacemarine: good job beej
notarealartist: never do that again
FurthestChunk55: TEETH
lord_bry0n: teeth
DoctorOfBeard: teeth
DoodlestheGreat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chi7891: OMG BEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Learning! :D
Riandisa: Nice intro Beej
SuperSugarSloth: Beeth
jadedcynic: lrrBEEJ
castlewise: OK. So I literally just opened this window to find Beej's teeth live
Phailhammer: And I missed that because my speakers were unplugged. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo It was nice to fly out from there too :D
Arclight_Dynamo: "Tink-SHIT"
asthanius: I DO NOT FEEL WELCOME
ritchards: Beej, you had one job!
DiscordianTokkan: katesThank lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: hello Cam, Ian, Beej's mouth
VAB0L0: SURPRI ASMR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HA Hi Ian hi Cam
jadedcynic: thanks for the cover, Cam & Ian! o/
SajuukSjet: THanks! I hate it! :D
r10pez10: seamless
mynameisie: Tinker tailor solder you tried
Feminine_Desires: YEP
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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korvys: (pictured here, sad)
r10pez10: beej is a great continuity announcer
DiscordianTokkan: The Airzorius are to blame, and maybe Utah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there's been a lot of gold for highlights
Theycallmejokke: #BlameUtah?
pyrelight: The utalls
hawkfalcon8: they should have opened with: Hello, and welcome to dice friends!
BloodForTheCorelab: UTAH!!!!!!!!
phorrestgaze: #blameutah
chi7891: FUTAH
dialMforMara: will this be the breakdown in function of the TSA?
hawkfalcon8: damit utah
Feminine_Desires: I'm debating how I want this clip to be made, short or long
notarealartist: f?
Despoiler98: DOH
Sarah_Serinde: It's been a long time since the last highlight reel, so this next one is going to be high on the chonk scale I'ms ure
TheMoatman: utah so bad it crashed the stream?
phorrestgaze: lrrFINE
FITorion: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
kenkopin: whoops
Nigouki: oh no
VAB0L0: strim no
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, that was it
Juliamon: Oh dear
Kaorti: rip?
aerohydra: f
brainbosh: lrrSIGNAL ?
sugarsh0t: Utah strikes again!!
TehAmelie: the cascades have gone too far!
chi7891: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: F
MAPBoardgames: katesRip
Pteraspidomorphi: Pack it up, we're done here
castlewise: yikes
LoadingReadyRun: xsplit crashed
asthanius: the airport has ruined canadian internet
DoctorOfBeard: lrrJUDGE
pyrelight: meep.
user_with_name17: !panic
lord_bry0n: good stream
ritchards: short session!
samb6678: oops
Despoiler98: slytqFacepalm
korvys: Utah is a solid place to square the blame - it's all 90 degree angles
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Phailhammer: UTAHHHHHHHH! lrrEFF
Nigouki: but what if the teech come back?
kenkopin: kurtFine
DiscordianTokkan: I also blame Utah for the stream dropping, or possibly O'Hare
Sarah_Serinde: xsplit pls
DoodlestheGreat: lrrAWW
TehAmelie: #blameutah
Juliamon: Utah and Xsplit not on speaking terms
cheetoJack: I just realized the stream was up, loaded it, and then it crashed. I will take fault for this one.
ghostvalv: lrrFINE
mercano82: panicBASKET
offbeatwitch: nice
Science_and_Magic: Well goodbye everyone
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang it Utah, first Graham Serge and Ben, now Tinker
phorrestgaze: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: An hour delay at O'Hare crashes the stream.
user_with_name17: anarchy
That_Twiggy_Guy: #blameutah
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *rippling effects*
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Was XSplit also located in Utah?
PharaohBender27: Oh great, now the government shutdown's affecting Canada Kappa
RealGamerCow: Did you know that flight times are now 15 minutes longer than they used to be because a)that leaves more buffer for fuckups, and b) getting someplace "early" makes people happy.
Kumakaori: how is everyone in panic and I have stre- oh there it goes.
offbeatwitch: lrrCOW
DoctorOfBeard: benginTraitor
hawkfalcon8: ummmmmmmm
DoodlestheGreat: xsplit, you miserable wench.
samb6678: see you all in therapy
Theycallmejokke: Utah what did you do to XSplit?
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow I'm oddly okay with that? If changing literally nothing of consequence makes me happier at no cost to anyone... good?
Lirelent: #utahReveenge
Earthenone: PhilanthropicDiligentDogCharlietheUnicorn is pretty good
kenkopin: Just restart like the first couple of minutes never happ... oh, there's the clips.
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo I am fully on board with it. Makes people happy, and leads to fewer cascading failures
jadedcynic: Oh YEAH, air travel is SO fragile schedule-wise; took a trip that went through Toronto Pearson (or whatever it's been renamed to), and it was foggy there, so EVERY FLIGHT had been delayed going in and out, and then every passenger on every flight missed their connections, so everyone hit the ticket counters...just a couple hours delay resulted in adding about a day-and-a-half to our travel time :P
Juliamon: It's funny how small things can change people's psychological response.
Feminine_Desires: Um ...
Feminine_Desires: Rip stream?
DiscordianTokkan: Can I also blame the cold here? The windchill is still bad enough that Celsius and Fahrenheit are converging
Feminine_Desires: It keeps repeating and turning off for me.
Juliamon: They're working on it Feminine_Desires
Despoiler98: one more time
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL 2
DoctorOfBeard: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: Ah there we go
Theycallmejokke: Aaaand vack
quentastic: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic Still Toronto Pearson. And it's a hellhole.
phorrestgaze: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chi7891: CLEAR!!! BZZZT
Theycallmejokke: *back
EnoTheTonberry: See? This is what happens when I join
RealGamerCow: While we're on the subject of air delays, fuck Charlotte Airport.
LoganAura: lrrFINE
chi7891: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: Pearson is still Pearson
FerociousPeach: oh yeah, Pearson is a terribly designed airport
Despoiler98: I think tonights streaming may be cursed
CommanderPulsar: It's fine, this is fine.
VelvetFalcon: Surprise TTSF?
FerociousPeach: probably one of the worst internationals in N. America
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde @Arclight_Dynamo Is it as cold in Toronto as it is in Ottawa?
Lithobraker: LAX can go die in a hole
DiscordianTokkan: Because it's hecking cold here rn
ZaxusEMK: Guessing they swapped TTSF with Dice Friends
DoodlestheGreat: ROUND TWO
jadedcynic: @Arclight_Dynamo to be fair, the airport itself was great - decent food at concessions, helpful staff, etc. but the circumstances sucked :)
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan I suspect Ottawa is worse but Toronto has been pretty bad
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan Couldn't tell ya about T.O., but it was -37 C windchill here in O-town.
asthanius: FUCK
Kikazi: @RealGamerCow I feel ya, I REALLY feel yeah
Juliamon: NOT AGAIN
TehAmelie: a little metatinkering
Sarah_Serinde: Beej pls
chi7891: @shell2969 you still here?
Despoiler98: OH GOD WHY
Theycallmejokke: Gah!
hawkfalcon8: r we back
phorrestgaze: TEETH
DoctorOfBeard: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEJ lrrCREEPR
BloodForTheCorelab: 0.0
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HA
theneatestburrito: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ThePerrBearr: lol
FerociousPeach: well that just happened
Arclight_Dynamo: With regard to Utah-based airline delays, this is as of just now: https://i.imgur.com/2rNxWjB.png
PharaohBender27: @VelvetFalcon If you just came, it was supposed to be Kathleen's D&D campaign, but Ben and Serge are stuck in travel
ritchards: IT CAME BACK! WHY!!!!
Kikazi: oh god
FITorion: ha
VAB0L0: NOOOOO
EnoTheTonberry: Dang it Beej
chi7891: BEEEEEEEEJ
phorrestgaze: good thing they recorded that one too
EnoTheTonberry: <3
bladed_shadow: Whhhhyyyyyyyy
MAPBoardgames: katesAir katesAir
Science_and_Magic: @Discordian, I imagine that Kingston is better off than Ottawa and Toronto
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic Ah, you had a better experience than I did, then...
joviniusmaximus: TEETH
samb6678: wooot
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo Ah! I forgot you were a fellow Ottawan!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I didn't expect it the first time, Sure as hell didn't expect that the second time
ANeMzero: We're doing TEETH
CommanderPulsar: BEETH. TEEJ?
FurthestChunk55: so Cameron, y'all taken a look at Dark Imperium yet?
ritchards: Hodor, have fun editing that one!
ladysephiroth: I did NOT need more of Beej's teeth
DoodlestheGreat: Ketchup! lrrHAM
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan :P
evalarene: I guess you guys don't have nt want to hear that it's +4 here right now on vancouverniaksnad
ladysephiroth: SO MUCH YELLOW
MortDivine: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lord_bry0n: much nicer here on the Island
jadedcynic: WOW, they have SO MANY pre-recorded Beej segments; strange - LRR typically isn't this well-prepared...
lord_bry0n: vancouver island that is
evalarene: Vancouver island
Theycallmejokke: Hah ha ha Cam is old ;P
r10pez10: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo DiscordianTokkan Yeah it was about -21 feels like -31 this morning...apparently right now it's improved because it's -12 feels like -19
Earthenone: no
Earthenone: 'nooo
BloodForTheCorelab: yes
Kaorti: wut
CommanderPulsar: Rogue Trooper was so good.
VelvetFalcon: Please no.
Rhynerd: Not kidding at all
Despoiler98: FUNCO SPACE MARINES
Kaorti: wut!
Kaorti: WUT!
jadedcynic: LIES, Cam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: DAMN
Rockario: Have they said WHAT miniatures?
FurthestChunk55: I need two bolters for this heresy
korvys: El_Funko Pop
phorrestgaze: Better anatomy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Shots fired
EnoTheTonberry: Funko Orks
FurthestChunk55: And yes, he's not lying
FurthestChunk55: I know
FurthestChunk55: I hate it
LoganAura: Dabreon
FerociousPeach: where's the joke, Cameron? :D
WeedenProject: Cam I swear to christ
offbeatwitch: oh, hi, lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: :P
r10pez10: hell in a handbasket, cam
FurthestChunk55: Games Workshop never says no to dump trucks of money
VAB0L0: More affordable? Your space marines ow cost 14$ each!
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde It's -19 here, with windchill of -32 still. So hooray warm hoodies INSIDE
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan Gross
jadedcynic: Funco will be forced to mark up their minis under the WH40k line due to contract terms Kappa
kenkopin: Cam, are you sure? When Yoda went digital, they even copied the mistakes.
Feminine_Desires: oops
Feminine_Desires: wrong one
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde I dislike it
hawkfalcon8: So is dice friends later in the week or is it just canceled
ANeMzero: I have a feeling GW probably thought it was a video game and just said yes as a reflex
Rockario: The Funko bot met the GW Auto-license-approval bot lrrBEEJ
Feminine_Desires: There we go
Sarah_Serinde: hawkfalcon8 Cancelled until next Monday
hawkfalcon8: rip
CommanderPulsar: Space Marines in giant armors and tiny heads. Funko Pop models with tiny bodies and giant heads. Combined? Normal people.
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo That... is certainly a Funko
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan Unfortunately, it is. o_O
CommanderPulsar: Funko Pop of Beej's Teeth.
Sarah_Serinde: hawkfalcon8 Both LRR and DnD have schedules, so it'd probably be hard to figure out a replacement timeslot
jadedcynic: @CommanderPulsar but which normal - tiny or giant?
ritchards: so... the Desert Bus button then ;)
FurthestChunk55: in more positive 40k stuff, has LRR taken a stab at doing something with that Dark Imperium box set yet?
NW9k: Leather? lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Roadhog123: Ethernet over XLR?
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MacSquizzy: Just cruising by to drop off some of Amazon's money
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Roadhog123: Sure, why not?
ZaxusEMK: lol
EnoTheTonberry: Inefficient Ethernet Cables, they don't even transfer etherenet
Arclight_Dynamo: Aaaaaaaaall SCSI. Kappa
SajuukSjet: A good start.....
samb6678: absolutely terrible
scratchmonkey just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. scratchmonkey subscribed for 6 months in a row!
scratchmonkey: those are the worst ethernet cables Ian
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jadedcynic: tech jokes!
offbeatwitch: ethernet over XLR is totally a thing Kappa
Earthenone: pride51
bladed_shadow: oh hi paul
BloodForTheCorelab: so is god paul going to fix the god audio...?
r10pez10: there is generally <plug> over <plug> for everything
jadedcynic: I mean, you CAN do ethernet over XLR, but...why would you?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is XLR Megas
asthanius: Dog Master Xtreme
CommanderPulsar: @jadedcynic Hmm. Funko scaled Space Marines might be fun, but you'd need a high school gymnasium to play....
jadedcynic: @r10pez10 exactly
offbeatwitch: DMX is a weird one though
Tomasu82: dmx is like rs485 i think
Arclight_Dynamo: @jadedcynic ...new market for the gold-plated, $10K HDMI cable folks?
SajuukSjet: well, Coax is Cable... and they're doing Gigabit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: X gonna give it to ya?
offbeatwitch: yeah SDI is just "we worked out how to shove serial data down a coax"
SongtheDoggo: I almost understand what some of those words mean!
Lirelent: MOCA is a thing and goees up to a gigabit
Tomasu82: wjich is a fancy version of rs232 or pc serial
EnoTheTonberry: This is a Coaxial Cable Stream Now
jadedcynic: @CommanderPulsar yeah, I'm hoping for the tiny-tiny - I could keep a chapter in a leftover cigarette package :D
Science_and_Magic: Ok good, Ian's not sawing over his leg again, he's just filing.
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo $8K cables for 8K TVs! They sell themselves!
FurthestChunk55: it's basically just terrain LRR needs to play 40k at this point, right?
SajuukSjet: the wonders, and horrors, of DOCSIS 3.something
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lurkerspine: isn't that the same with fiber?
jadedcynic: @Arclight_Dynamo don't give Monster Cable any new ideas!
EnoTheTonberry: Beej is the Hero we Deserve
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
VelvetFalcon: @offbeatwitch I think he's honestly under rated now, especially in the RapXThomas the Tank Engine remix scene.
DoctorOfBeard: lrrFINE
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phorrestgaze: well, he is but slower
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beej on demand
NW9k: Shaky
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun , why don´t you use the draft camera for camerons painting?
Sharkfists: weird specs but ok
lurkerspine: the ends change but the cable hasn't on fiber, right?
azureHaights: The sequel to Beejpoint, Tinker Tailor Soldier Freej
offbeatwitch: I also find it really funny that the wikipedia article on DMX512 has an image of a 3-pin XLR with the title "Prohibited Non-DMX connector"
dialMforMara: @paul try the raffi version
bladed_shadow: i havent heard that song in years
Juliamon: girlpainting the positioning may not be great for how Cam holds the minis while painting
offbeatwitch: trying to imply that a bunch of DMX equipment isn't 3-pin
NW9k: @azureHaights Freej still being pronounced "fry" yeah?
EnoTheTonberry: Cam the Scout
ritchards: it is indeed a camp song
r10pez10: mic on beej?
girlpainting: Juliamon i do painting videos since over 6 years...its not a problem at all ^^
korvys: Haberdashery
Arclight_Dynamo: 4H: Hacksaws, Ham, Human, Ham.
r10pez10: as in, give beej a mic?
azureHaights: @NW9k Is there a language where it can be? I don't... languages...
EnoTheTonberry: Double Ham!
voslan: Ah i see, So blood bowl dark elfs.,
NW9k: @azureHaights Who's stopping you from making it up?
r10pez10: "What did the Scout say when he repaired the pager? Beep repaired."
ritchards: Harithmetic
jadedcynic: no, cam, that's the OTHER 4H's -it's like the Wonders of the World lists; or accepted anniversary presents - it varies :D
riordand: Is Cam painting a Spawn character?
korvys: Is 4H religious?
phorrestgaze: VR set?
Arclight_Dynamo: Hreduce, Hreuse, Hrecycle... Hincinerate.
jadedcynic: camera+monitor > eyes+glasses :(
DoctorOfBeard: lrrAWW
dialMforMara: cam, when was the last time you cleaned your glasses
asthanius: We're all going blind, cam
azureHaights: You're blinder than you've ever been and now you're even blinder...
PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 lrrWOW
FurthestChunk55: cameron i suggest going to the eye human
voslan: @riordand No it's a dark elf war dance from ether Age of Sigmar, or Blood Bowl.
Feminine_Desires: @Juliamon OH girlpainting is a user! That sentence was very weird without any knowledge that you were @'ing someone.
Rockario: In my town 4H was all crafts and stuff like that, the "Beef Club" was where you did the husbandry stuff
LoadingReadyRun: sadly the draft cams are 720p so they aren't that high quality
jadedcynic: Cam - when was the last time you had an eye exam?
riordand: @voslan Cool
DiscordianTokkan: @korvys When I was in it, it was done out of a United church... but didn't actually have any religious over/undertones beyond being nice?
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun so it says something a little serious that Cam feels his eyesight is WORSE than that :(
FurthestChunk55: "i got home and got confused" is basically desertbus.txt
girlpainting: Feminine_Desires well, i am a small light in the broad youtube terms, but i am around for some time now ;-)
scratchmonkey: i badly need an eye exam after four years of not going and i'm reminded any time i work on minatures or installing new hardware
Kikazi: Its a Tribute!
korvys: @DiscordianTokkan Hmm. Cool.
TheMoatman: Reproduction button
DoodlestheGreat: When it's a zipper?
samb6678: is a button a taco?
r10pez10: when you can't boop it
riordand: Is a button a sandwich?
r10pez10: looking at you, dialogue box on computers
korvys: When it's depressed?
samb6678: @riordand that's the one
azureHaights: Speaking of languages, I was watching a Life of Boris video and came to the conclusion that "pryanik" is the most western-spy-trolling russian word in existence
girlpainting: @LoadingReadyRun , well 720P should be good enough for a picture in picture frame of what cam is doing ;-)
kenkopin: Deep Epistemology is my They Might Be Giants cover band.
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jadedcynic: "When is a door not a door?" - ask Alex with any of his shoddy, W+P roster games full of 'fake doors' :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Speaking of, I remember in law school a case hinging on the fact that a real pistol was not a replica pistol, so the crime of "brandishing a replica firearm" never happened and the guy got off.
CommanderPulsar: Oh, but if there were actual Buttons out there, that could fire an RDP over the internet....
ritchards: OBEY
phorrestgaze: no those are the right ones
riordand: OBEY
voslan: OBEY!
girlpainting: Teeth
riordand: The right glasses obvs
Noodles_15: TEETH
azureHaights: Starts with a P that's a table, then an R that's a P, then a vowel that's an R
HesGotNoPants: teeth
samb6678: teeth
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:10.
bladed_shadow: TEETH
riordand: Oh no
TheMoatman: The first time I put on glasses I could see things I didn't even know existed
thefileclerk: I got no notification that this started!
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jadedcynic: @CommanderPulsar shades of "Crapshot - the Switch" :D
TheMoatman: Not like, magic stuff but things that were so far away I just couldn't see them because they were so out of focus
RealGamerCow: I cheated my eye tests as a kid by covering my bad eye then when they asked me to cover the other eye, I took the thing off my face and put it back on the same eye.
dialMforMara: I'm crafting along! I built a swivel chair out of a flat pack.
jadedcynic: good job Mara! lrrAWESOME lrrGOAT
dialMforMara: :)
voslan: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Cam, what paints are those? I see GW brand pods in the box, but those droppers don't look like MSP but don't have their labels.
DiscordianTokkan: @dialMforMara Nice!
DarkMorford: Good evening, Ian and Cameron! What hastily-assembled projects do we have tonight?
Arclight_Dynamo: The complexity of Japanese vs. English was actually a key reason for the development of visual novels. In the 80s, text adventures were popular in North America, but the primitive parsers couldn't understand Japanese inputs. So they needed a different type of game entirely. Thus, visual novels.
KharadBanar: Did I miss an announcement? What happened to the Dice Friends episode this week?
coolbond: i take it this is the replacement stream for the dnd?
samb6678: yes it is
girlpainting: @ voslan i see vallejo paints on the table in the dropper bottles
Lithobraker: One of my contacts was out of position, so I was idly trying to poke it back into position for an hour. It turned out it had just fallen out.
Arclight_Dynamo: The low resolution of text characters also helped with that - cheaper computers couldn't resolve kanji, so visual media were preferred. Thus, again, VISUAL novels.
Earthenone: ~lasttweet dice
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> New plan! Instead of Dice Friends, join us at 5:00 PT for a chill painting/leather working bonus Tinker Tailor Solder Fry with Ian and Cameron! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1087507273755185152
riordand: Game technicolor
PhoenixMelior: oh! I came late to Dice Friends to realise that Dice Friends had been replaced with chill TTSF times!
Sarah_Serinde: thefileclerk Yeah notifications can only go out 4 hours apart. Checkpoint started 3.5 hours ago, so no notification. It's kind of a pain.
Cw3040: only
Earthenone: @PhoenixMelior good old 4545 sadly :(
FurthestChunk55: so, has anybody at LRR had a poke at the Dark Imperium box they got sent a while back?
Sarah_Serinde: PhoenixMelior Yeah they decided it'd be better to have a session with everyone instead of a short one with half the party
girlpainting: i have GW colours on my painting table, older then 25 years now
riordand: Cam clearly doesn't need new glasses because he can read chat
Noodles_15: Great Malinko HAhahheeeheee
girlpainting: still in operfect condition ^^
CommanderPulsar: @jadedcynic Wait, I could get Ian to make me a button that would throw to Feed Dump? Where do I send the money?
DarkMorford: Ian, I didn't realize that a multimeter was required for leatherworking. Kappa
azureHaights: @Arclight_Dynamo You can't get ano flask
DiscordianTokkan: I think I have Citadel paints that are 25 years old that still are liquid. Back from the days of the hexagonal bottles
Arclight_Dynamo: @azureHaights :D
DiscordianTokkan: (The Ork Flesh ink wash is definitely still liquid, I just checked)
riordand: Solaris? That's a weird Stalker mod
voslan: I bought some Citadel that spoil on me in under 2 years....
sugarsh0t: lol
dialMforMara: wait, what
Cw3040: i disbelieve you cameron
sugarsh0t: backdoor missionary
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nope. Cameron is not making this up
dialMforMara: Andrew Hussie knew...
DaMagicBadger: Hey, what you working on Cam?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait i've been super busy.. no Dice fronds? Well TTSf is a heckuva replacement.
HesGotNoPants: I've looked it up, cam has it
ANeMzero: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Serge and Ben got stuck in an airport forever
Sarah_Serinde: Bobtheninjagoldfish Half the party got stuck in transit home from PAX
Arclight_Dynamo: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Serge and Ben are stuck in airplane hell. So they had Cam and Ian on hand...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I have always thought ICP is just bizarre as hell
voslan: Privateer and MSP have both been great, but i've never had good experience with GW paint. Especially their White and Yellows.
samb6678: i missed it, what movie is cam on about?
JuniorRoll: Ahhh those memories
dialMforMara: @SydPreviouslyHeadache that didn't stop being true
BloodForTheCorelab: oh right knify guy
Arclight_Dynamo: @samb6678 Solaris remake.
Durzo_Blint_: yeah it pissed off quiet a few violent thugs when they realized they'd been bamboozled
FurthestChunk55: its a bad elf
Rhynerd: Tenbreal Shard
Lithobraker: yeah, that's what makes the anti-science lyrics of ICP kinda more unpleasant
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ACK! the weather playing hell I would guess? thanks for the heads up all.
theAngelsWeep: what's Ian working on?
RealGamerCow: I was friends with that elf in college
CommanderPulsar: Dude is barefoot in a mosh pit he is hardcore.
DiscordianTokkan: I think I've dated the lady version of that elf
jadedcynic: Cam, this is getting VERY disturbingly relatable :P
thefileclerk: a cape made of fish hooks
riordand: Tasteful mosh pit
asteriskreaper: so dark eldar lol
FurthestChunk55: that dark elf person shops at hot topic exclusively
Earthenone: always stack poise
thefileclerk: she got sea legs
DarkMorford: @theAngelsWeep I think he's fixing some XLR cables
SydPreviouslyHeadache: kind of a "that scans" moment
BlueChloroplast: yes Poise, the stat that stops you from getting knocked over
Juliamon: Alright folks, added !dfdelay so we don't all have to type up responses when people wander in
Earthenone: thanks
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon katesNice
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Thanks!
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Juliamon
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Juliamon sorry... :(
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i miss being able to work in electronic assembly
Juliamon: It's OK Bob, you're hardly the only one
Kikazi: think about that actually... 4-inch heels... betting a few people got too close while she was dancing/jumping around, and stumbled awayt with foot/toe injuries, and others quickly learned to steer clear
SydPreviouslyHeadache: doing wires was a lot of fun, and relaxing
FurthestChunk55: so, once all the character models are done, are the evil greeblies in Silver Tower just going to be left as bare plastic?
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun GOOD NEWS: you are now in purgatory! But you have the choice of A: Being stuck in Panksatony on Groundhog Day for at least 10 thousand years or you live your normal life span in a 3 by 3 meter cell in total darkness.
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun what is ian doing?
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HesGotNoPants: what's came channel? if I wanna go listen to Icp with him
Cw3040: @coolbond Ian is currently fixing an XLR cable
samb6678: gib chew
Gnyrinn: Now, Paul, when you say “60% less spikes” do you mean fewer spikes or smaller spikes?
ritchards: I pull cords out by the cord, not the plug. I'M A MONSTER!
sugarsh0t: OH I know that show
sugarsh0t: it was great
sugarsh0t: what was it called
sugarsh0t: Never Ever Do This at Home
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kenkopin: Ian just said Solder (pronounces Sss-ah-der) but he always pronounces the title (Sold-er)
Despoiler98: Cam is confirmed a cat then?
riordand: @HesGotNoPants unarmedoracle
DarkMorford: That actually looks like a normal amount of solder for an XLR connector, honestly.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
sugarsh0t: NEDTaH was fantastic, they took a house that was slated for demolition and just utterly destroyed it with all the stuff you wished you were allowed to do as a kid
Earthenone: thats great
jadedcynic: SUCH WRITING!
samb6678: OH WOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
madmanoreo: it was the zucker brothers wasn't it?
jadedcynic: which movie?
DoodlestheGreat: I was an extra for Basketball. All the crowd scenes were shot at the Olympic Auditorium and they had a big call-up.
Arclight_Dynamo: @madmanoreo Yep!
PharaohBender27: @kenkopin Maybe he just says "Sold-er" for this show to highlight the reference the show title's making?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BASEketball is one of my guilty pleasure movies.
jadedcynic: BaseKetball?
FurthestChunk55: I was looking away, what film are y'all talking about?
coolbond: pardonfuck
coolbond: *?
riordand: Greek comedies are weird
ritchards: always expect the comedy dick
dialMforMara: "I'm insulted that I'm laughing" was my reaction to Blazing Saddles
Durzo_Blint_: wait what?
Science_and_Magic: The greeks were weird in general. Their jockstrap was a safety pin that pinned the foresking to their stomach
azureHaights: LRRMtG: A Six-Pack of Comedy Dicks
voslan: Just cause something's dumb doesn't mean it's a bad idea.
thefileclerk: YET!
CommanderPulsar: "What if...go on a journey with me...what if the dicks were... bigger."
kenkopin: @PharaohBender27 I always thought it was a Canadian pronunciation thing.
azureHaights: (i hope someone remembers the highlight and I don't just look like an asshole saying that"
Juliamon: Six Pack of Dicks was referenced onstream recently
Arclight_Dynamo: @kenkopin It is very much not. Ian says it mostly because it annoys the rest of the crew.
jadedcynic: hell, my parents would watch Mel Brooks movies with me when I was a kid
jadedcynic: it's the satire of westerns
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Next Month on Friday Nights: Mana BASEketball.
HesGotNoPants: the sheriff is near
BloodForTheCorelab: oh stream is open twice tht explains god voice ive been hearing....
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor were a great team
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: there were 3 movies with them, but the only other one I can think of is Stircrazy?
HesGotNoPants: lrrAWESOME
DiscordianTokkan: It's like how I'd seen Spaceballs many many times when I was a kid. Like, I saw Spaceballs before Star Wars
skilde: I watched Spaceballs a ton as a kid.
DiscordianTokkan: (Which made Star Wars WEIRD watching it for the first time)
FurthestChunk55: i have seen one specific episode of mash A LOT OF TIMES because a non-zero amount of my family loved the episode
Sharkfists: my favourite bit in Blazing Saddles is that it's literally Count Bassie and his bigband in the opening
SydPreviouslyHeadache: WAIT. Blazing Saddles wasn't Pryor.
FurthestChunk55: the episode was the one where winchester got the french horn
madmanoreo: didn't richard prior(sp?) write the script originally?
DoodlestheGreat: Clevon Little.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Right. i remember that now
RealGamerCow: Richard Pryor used that word a lot.
Spacecarl: It was supposed to be him, but some other thing happened
dialMforMara: my bf talked me into watching it because Gene WIlder was in it
kenkopin: @Arclight_Dynamo Noice :)
DoodlestheGreat: Silver Streak.
PharaohBender27: Uh, Trading Places was Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd
jadedcynic: The 'going to prison' one was Stir Crazy
RealGamerCow: Silver Streak
madmanoreo: stir crazy was the prison movie wasn't it?
dialMforMara: Did anyone else confuse Bill Murray with Dan Aykroyd because of that joke in Space Jam?
jadedcynic: But yeah, they had a four or five collab films
kenkopin: They were almost as good as Martin and Lewis
DiscordianTokkan: Man. I'd forgotten that Trading Spaces was a play on Trading Places.
DarkMorford: dialMforMara, hell yes.
ke6960: The studio said no to pryer in blazing saddles because of his drug habits
SquareDotCube: Not a Wilder/Pryor flick but Pryor was in Superman 3
Arclight_Dynamo: I may have a *very* strange sense of humour. It was informed by Whose Line, The Simpsons, and Due South. Odd combination...
PharaohBender27: Was John Candy the other one in Brewster's Millions?
shea_wolfe: Pants are always trouble Cam, Don't trust them
samb6678: just like mine after a particularly hard leg day?
Sekkuaar: heeey, this isn't Magic!?
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun Best mel brooks comedy movie?
PharaohBender27: !dfdelay
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pyrelight: Spaceballs? there goes the planet.
MythosMagic: Young frankenstein
jadedcynic: Men IN Tights
kenkopin: You can't do that with a computer. Richard Pryor: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
coolbond: really no airplane?
Revenant77x: Young Frankenstein
jadedcynic: The Producers (...hell, both versions)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: History of the world was great. He did Young Frankenstein toor igth?
SquareDotCube: Worst Brooks film - Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Beofryn: Young Frankenstein!
voslan: Ummm The Producers!
samb6678: no mention of the producers?
Durzo_Blint_: Springtime for Hitler
jadedcynic: @SquareDotCube agreed :(
skilde: Young Frankenstein & Dracula: Dead and Loving it
shea_wolfe: Mel Brooks: Pretty damn good at his job
voslan: @samb6678 ayyyyyyye
DiscordianTokkan: Young Frankenstein is one of my faves. Took entirely too long for me to watch it
PharaohBender27: @coolbond Probably not mentioning it because none of the people they're talking about were part of that one.
skilde: I LOVELeslie Nielsen
samb6678: @voslan ayyyyyyye
RealGamerCow: Young Frankenstein is my favorite.
ritchards: I've seen the original movie and the musical movie, not the play
Durzo_Blint_: It's so good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nielson was so good
azureHaights: And Uma Thurman
samb6678: @voslan keep it gay, keep it gay
korvys: There's a 1967 and a 2005 version
Durzo_Blint_: Will Ferrel is the guy who writes the play
SharkHero08: The modern one with Broderick is really good
kenkopin: Dracula: Dean and loving it.
Arclight_Dynamo: @skilde @SydPreviouslyHeadache I once again recommend Due South. Neilsen has cameos.
kenkopin: (Dead)
PharaohBender27: @ritchards I've seen the original. My father and I tried to watch the musical movie, but quit after a few minutes
Revenant77x: Mel Brooks is such a genius he made Will Farell actually funny
sugarsh0t: I love the original for making Hitler a man-baby rather than camp
azureHaights: Fun fact: the Producers reboot had a Lion King reunion in a deleted scene
Durzo_Blint_: Will just needs to be reigned in
CururuGuasu: Due South was great
jadedcynic: overwhelm with volume
korvys: Volume
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH. I need to find Police Squad
voslan: @samb6678 if you feel that way good on you, but fraid i'm already married.
RealGamerCow: Mel Brooks movies are very vaudvillian
iisax: oh wow I'm catching a stream live!
madmanoreo: @azureHaights I thought that scene was still in the movie, or was it longer in the deleted scenes?
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samb6678: @voslan refrence to producers, don't know if that's a woosh on my part though
SharkHero08: The Academy of Arts, I think, tribute to Mel Brooks was a great performance
Juliamon: welcome iisax!
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voslan: @samb6678 nothing that bad, i just don't remember that being a reference, just talking about the dual post.
orionsrise1: Mel Brooks had a great joke about Hitler
azureHaights: @madmanoreo I was pretty sure it was always a deleted scene. We're both talking about the scene during the Springtime intermission, right?
MatthewDennisMTG: I missed the intro, what is Ian working on, specifically?
madmanoreo: yeah
SharkHero08: Whats Cam working on?
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun best leslie nielsen movie?
Adamantcheese: interesting leather work ian's doing there
samb6678: @voslan keep it gay is one of the songs from the producers, personally my favorite from the movie version
LoadingReadyRun: coolbond I'm a Naked Gun fan
MatthewDennisMTG: oh! title says leather work; I was a bit lost by that, haha
orionsrise1: 2 Jews were hanging around this particular bridge that Hitler would drive across every day at a certain time.
whalelordtheundisputed: cut on ians head?
MatthewDennisMTG: Can you explain the differences between HDMI and XLR cables; what makes XLR easier to do?
SharkHero08: Oh, Cam, did you see the new Blood Angels models that were announced today?
coolbond: even for a 10$?
orionsrise1: one hour goes by, then another, and a third, one of the guys looks at the other and says" jeez I hope nothing bad has happened to him!"
Hunterprime: The amount of work to make the HDMI hotplug adaptor was intense
azureHaights: It's not a cut, he's starting a Gorbachev cosplay. lrrBEEJ
coolbond: more letters
MatthewDennisMTG: got it! thanks, Paul
r10pez10: diagram time
MatthewDennisMTG: makes sense
SajuukSjet: there's a lot of very small things you're _going_ to ruin
Pirate69er: @azureHaights ....lolololol
zerg539: HDMI really is just a fancy new plug for a DVI cable
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *I made a comment about electronic assembly and putting together cables. none of them were like, fancy or anything.
Adamantcheese: TEETH
phorrestgaze: TEETH
voslan: @samb6678 Ah okay, Just looked it up. That was in the Remake (2001) and the Broadway show. I only saw the original.
Sharkfists: TEETH
Worldbuild: Fetish stream?
samb6678: slow down there Ian
Noodles_15: TEETH
Cw3040: TEETH
MatthewDennisMTG: TEETH
silvalunae: TEETH
jadedcynic: touche
Rocketman210: NO TEETH
Despoiler98: Dont Kinkshame
aClonedPickle: TEETH GANG lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Worldbuild: TEETH
cheetoJack: pls no
redmagegizmo: TEETH
Shamthewow: TEETH
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astralgoth: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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voslan: Teeth
Cw3040: @Rocketman210 don't kinkshame me
samb6678: oh god
jadeworrior: Teeth
silenceaux: It's like "The Game"
GreenBrains_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DiscordianTokkan: Aw dang
RogueLink: opps
PharaohBender27: cheer300 Sorry about the Dice Friends cancellation, and props to Cam and Ian for doing this show in a pinch!
Juliamon sighs
BloodForTheCorelab: teeth?
orionsrise1: But maybe it should!
Erudite_Cynic: sigh Teeth.
user_with_name17: don't apologize to the mods
BusTed: "I don't know."
Sarah_Serinde: Oh man we DO have the ability to automod that don't we! Kappa
FlowstoneSquid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
voslan: lrrCREEPL
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Noodles_15: Yes?
Cw3040: @Juliamon i'd apologize but teeth
silenceaux: actually
cheetoJack: That isn't even that hard now I think
Banrael: Ohhh.. A teeth-only room?
samb6678: TEETH
girlpainting: T E E T H
Fugi: Actually you can
MatthewDennisMTG: you could open another chat channel here for TEETH-only
r10pez10: you see, emote-only doesn't even work
Aarek: thats just serge's chat right?
Rocketman210: speak of the devil and he shall appear at your door, is the old greek saying
Adamantcheese: TEEPH
Durzo_Blint_: Where did the teeth joke come from?
Pirate69er: Fang you
BlueChloroplast: So reaction/meme room?
sugarsh0t: you could bit-gate teeth
silenceaux: yeah that's a thing that exists, separate chat rooms per channel
Cw3040: that's fine
Sarah_Serinde: Right I have a LRRbot feature request now :P
coolbond: i feel like i have missed something what is this about teeth?
Camail: fugi no dont let them make a teeth room
silenceaux: we could take all of these words, and put them over there
Cw3040: i'd be for a "You have one instance of "TEETH" use it wisely
PharaohBender27: Welp, I've used my allotment, then
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if automods can be case sensitive for talking about the dentist vs the all-caps
SydPreviouslyHeadache: There is a really obvious brilliant joke about a room of teeth that i thnk of right now
thefileclerk: "roomful of teeth" is an amazing band
Vargen_HK: My wife says you need a finer tip on that soldering iron. This is from somebody who used to repair xlr cables for several hours a day as part of her job.
samb6678: brush twice, floss once
orionsrise1: tooth! tooth! tooth!
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azureHaights: "The chat is in brush-twice-a-day mode."
voslan: If you only get one, that will only lead to variations on Teeth. So Tooth, Fang, Muller etc etc.
ritchards: Just Keep BRUSHING!
Sharkfists: TEETH is only for tier 3 subs
phorrestgaze: ABB, always be brushing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Brush before breakfast?
pyrelight: question, teeth? or TEEF?
r10pez10: are you talking about hair now
Pirate69er: So seeing the guy with a cut on his head drop that ball cause it burned cracked me up
Spacecarl: Continual Enthusiastic Brushing
Erudite_Cynic: or never brush
ANeMzero: Overbrushing is a problem too
Durzo_Blint_: that's too much Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: Do not brush within 30 minutes of having eaten, or you will erode your tooth enamel.
BloodForTheCorelab: hahaha yes cam
Fugi: I hear brushing too much can be an issue
coolbond: brush during the night
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mercano82: I think "Teeth teeth teeth" is a legitimate #BlameJames situation.
silvalunae: whoa cam that's nice
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Phailhammer: On a *completely* unrelated note, I think a parcel I sent to the Moonbase arrived, going by a recent Crapshot. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Driosenth: Never Stop Brushing
r10pez10: i've also heard "don't brush at all, floss instead"
user_with_name17: brush before bed
samb6678: just shove an automatic tooth brush in your mouth for the entire day
silenceaux: I feel like you should brush about 20 minutes after each meal?
ThePerrBearr: my dentist said if you're only able to brush once per day, do it before bed
sugarsh0t: @LoadingReadyRun Don't over-brush, and it's better to brush before eating than after if you have to choose to reduce things for food to adhere to
Gekyouryuu: hello, friends. how was everyone's prerelease weekends that went to one? myself, I did all 5 of my LGS's events because I'm a crazy person, and between 1 from a kit and 3 from prizes, I now have a playset of Spawn of Mayhem
shea_wolfe: Overbrushing can wreck havok on your gums
Nigouki: just IV drip nutrients
Nigouki: no need to use the mouth at all
r10pez10: brushing before bed makes the most sense because you've accumulated grit over the day
ANeMzero: Iron Stomach Diet
FarleyF: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Styxseus: Ideal is after every meal right? Removing all food-scraps etc.
ehsteveG: I never brush. I just use sandpaper once a week. Saves time.
samb6678: BEEJ
Baldrash: I think that was Mitch Hedberg?
PharaohBender27: I brush before going to bed, because I'm too hurried/lazy to do it at other times, unless it's a situation where I need to brush because something's bugging me
silenceaux: Before rather than after, sugarsh0t? Today I learned a thing!
Rockario: The ideal would be inspecting your teeth after every time you eat and removing every piece of foodscrap from your mouth
Styxseus: Not taking time and effort into consideration
redmagegizmo: Just swallow everything whole like a boa constrictor
coolbond: Dear DR Loadingreadyrun will we ever see iron stomache challenge on a LRL stream??
BusTed: Just a big ol' grin into a belt-sander once a month should do it.
mercano82: Just get a feeding tube. lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: do what they used to do in glasgow, have all your teeth taken out in your early twenties and have dentures
aClonedPickle: floss first
Fugi: floss before brush
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've always flossed before
r10pez10: it's orange juice after brush
zerg539: @Gekyouryuu I went 3-1 with a Simic Aggro Deck securing second place in my LGS' Midnight Prerelease losing out to Orzhov Aggro
Rhynerd: At least once per meal you have that day works, but in some cases you’ll want to brush four times a day.
Sarah_Serinde: coolbond We get a lot of ISC-esque things on LRL
Rhynerd: Floss before rinse.
PharaohBender27: Beej's routine sounds like mine. I also have a prescription fluoride paste.
TStodden: Probably the best is to ingest everything intravenously & just seal your mouth.
Gekyouryuu: @zerg539 nice!
BusTed: WutFace
Fugi: @r10pez10 I'd time you out if you weren't a mod for that
ANeMzero: 300 Grit Floss
hawkfalcon8: poor cam
Camail: ohhhhh i just crawled into a ball
BlueChloroplast: I floss first because I get more out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'venever thought about the order
ANeMzero: Bleed every time
r10pez10: @Fugi you can still time me out!
Juliamon: Don't tempt him.
orionsrise1: reminds me of George Carlin's bit about over showering. all you need to clean are the four major areas, ass**** armpits crotch and teeth. and you can save more time if you use the same brush,
PharaohBender27: By the way, good way to force yourself into flossing? Eat corn on the cob.
Godofmuffins: The correct method is cover your teeth in a thin layer of plastic. That way there is no problems. Or even better, remove your teeth.
NotCainNorAbel: Floss - Brush - Fluoride Rinse - Sleep
Scy_Anide: mouth wash is more important the flossing anyways
Sarah_Serinde: We'd get LRR to reinstate r10pez10 eventually... :D
samb6678: *hooks your tounge with the tooth scraper* see you're bleeding
EpicCrapBattle: Brush, floss, brush
Rocketman210: That will clean your teeth ian
silenceaux: (Do not apply hydrogen peroxide to you)
girlpainting: @LoadingReadyRun it is just like vacuming AFTER you wet cleaned the floor.....the other way around it makes more sense ;-)
Scy_Anide: flossing IS good for food gaps, but you can also just brush your gums
user_with_name17: I am a 17th century man, a little bit of urine is a great teeth protector
hawkfalcon8: put lawn mower on face vrummmmmm vrummmmmm see? your bleeding
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. this is cursed
ehsteveG: floss -> brush -> water rinse -> plain listerine 30 sec.
samb6678: just bleach your teeth right?
Rocketman210: charcoal is a mild abrassive and will clean your teeth ian
r10pez10: LRR are doctors, right
azureHaights: Tired: floss. Wired: diamond-coated razor wire. Inspired: EDM wire.
Banrael: If your teeth are on fire, you have done it wrong
Scy_Anide: Also important to not soften the bristles of your toothbrush by wetting it first
Rocketman210: I use retrobrite on my teeth
PharaohBender27: Don't those weaken the enamel?
Rockario: Whiteness is a sign of healthy teeth, right? So just swish some white-out lrrBEEJ
toomanybears: are there any posted images of the minis he has finished?
Scy_Anide: and brush your tongue, heathens.
PharaohBender27: Whitening strips, I mean
orionsrise1: need white teeth? use Meth. you'll get white replacements fast!
r10pez10: i just have three rows of teeth
Rocketman210: put em out in the sun with some retrobrite, white as a dream
samb6678: god i love chat, they got the crew to talk about teeth for like 10 minutes
EpicCrapBattle: Have teeth removed, get dentures
Rockario: (But for real, fixating on white teeth is BS IMO)
zerg539: @Gekyouryuu yeah it turns out when you have oodles of 2 and 3 drops dripping with Value you just load them up and turn cards sideway until you win
samb6678: OH I HAVE THAT
voslan: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Cam, i know you play GW games, But do you do any Historical Wargaming? if so what eras do you like / are interested in?
samb6678: I HAVE THAT EXACT STUFF
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] It's like a car wash in your mouth!
LRRbot: New quote #5745: "It's like a car wash in your mouth!" —Ian [2019-01-21]
jordorowsky: !live
Sarah_Serinde: samb6678 To be fair, Beej basically started this whole stream with teeth, so...
PharaohBender27: @Rockario Agreed
DarkMorford: I also have weak enamel, especially on my upper teeth. Something leeched a bunch of calcium out when I was in college, not sure exactly what happened.
MerrimanLyon: That stuff is horrible
r10pez10: _twice_ teethed, even
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon katesNice I was thinking about that one too :D
MerrimanLyon: Like, it WORKS, but it's horrible
Scy_Anide: Oh yeah, and don't rinse the toothpaste out of your mouth when you're done brushing, cuz the toothpaste isn't done working either.
Rocketman210: chemists see those and understand them, the monsters
Arclight_Dynamo: Periogard is, evidently, 0.12% chlorhexidine gluconate.
mugsi_: I just really wanted to clip this to ask people if this is why they hate going to the dentist https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticCheerfulEggplantBleedPurple
BloodForTheCorelab: eeeek no benzeene
DoodlestheGreat: Is it Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Beej?
Alness49: "ingedient list? Bah, that is for Babies! Put the full chemical diagram!"
r10pez10: how do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? get them to read aloud, "unionization"
sugarsh0t: oh my god don't send it to me i failed chem
Rocketman210: @r10pez10 un-ion-ization, i must bea chemist
sugarsh0t: i will kill your wife
samb6678: @DoodlestheGreat it is
BlueChloroplast: @r10pez10 ahhh :p
MerrimanLyon: I had to use that stuff when I had gum surgery and you can't brush your teeth cause you've got stitches
PharaohBender27: @Scy_Anide That applies to regular paste as well? I know I have to wait 30 minutes or more with my fluoride paste.
Godofmuffins: Ah the classic answer. Look it up. Because why memorize stuff when you can memorize where to find it.
Rockario: The key is that Cam would know what to look up
Scy_Anide: @PharaohBender27 Definitely not as long for regular toothpaste, just like 30-120 seconds.
Scy_Anide: and am not dentist, just have good teeth health cuz I got tired of having my gums bleed
Rocketman210: teeth cleaners, like life, is mostly chains of hydrocarbons
korvys: @sugarsh0t I forgot we were talking about Heather, and thought that was just a threat directed at people who send you thing O.o
Scy_Anide: Instead my gums are receeding, so I'll probably be getting a mouth guard in March due to teeth clenching
r10pez10: big brain: use toothpaste to make mint choc chip cookies and kill two birds with one stone
PharaohBender27: That actually sounds like a good thing to learn for most subjects
NotCainNorAbel: Where to look it up and understand what that information means.
orionsrise1: is Cam still an undergraduate or did he have to give up?
PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Nailed it!
Rocketman210: @PharaohBender27 you shouldnt ingest that much toothpaste, you can, but you shouldnt
sugarsh0t: @korvys i was a little concerned about the lack of important context immediately after hitting enter
Mr_Whyt: the machine spirit guides you
samb6678: oh no
Rocketman210: too real
thefileclerk: cooking in a nutshell
silenceaux: I mean, that's how vehicle traffic works
Sharkfists: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 No, I don't swallow. You spit it out, it's just you shouldn't rinse or ingest any water for 30 minutes or more
Noodles_15: You're not wrong
MatthewDennisMTG: sometimes it do be like that
r10pez10: 455 Centigrade takes
MatthewDennisMTG: krark-clan ironworks
korvys: !card Krack-Clan Ironworks
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Arclight_Dynamo: Like, looking this chemical up, it says "It is a cationic polybiguanide (bisbiguanide). It is used primarily as its salts (e.g., the dihydrochloride, diacetate, and digluconate)." I have NO IDEA what that means.
Plaicoson: Yeah Beej, it was that card!
korvys: !card Krark-Clan Ironworks
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Ironworks [4] | Artifact | Sacrifice an artifact: Add {C}{C}.
r10pez10: Clark Kent Ironworks
zerg539: What's scary is when you see a structure for a drug and instantly realise that this drug was not developed so much as someone messed up trying to make some explosives because there are just too many nitrogens hanging out on one end of the molecule
Shamthewow: rip kci in modern
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 The reason that my profs would put the formulas on the top of the exams. You could always look the information up but knowing how to use it is the hard part.
Rocketman210: it was low key banned for being hard to say
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i always think it's Krank, but it's Krark
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or something
r10pez10: Crank Clam Ironworks
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Alness49: Krack-Clan Irontwerks
Ubiki: krarks thumb still legal Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oops
Scy_Anide: @zerg539 Eh, could be explosives, could be unusual target and that gives the drug specificity
DarkMorford: RIP Ian
Rocketman210: if every pin is wrong you have merely invented a new device
Plaicoson: what is Ian building chat?
Rocketman210: a fry cable at the moment
Rocketman210: built to brick devices
korvys: Polygon's Command
dialMforMara: is krark's thumb related to krark-clan ironworks?
DarkMorford: Ian: Pin D3 is the switch, D7 is the LED. Kappa
Rocketman210: but hes fixing it
Zyme86: Goodby
ritchards: Quick, add "Magic is Bad" - Paul to the quote database!
Zyme86: that part
RealGamerCow: Jitte
NotCainNorAbel: hokd on fonix
Gnyrinn: @plaicoson xlr cable repair
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TheGhostOfZero: GREAT.wav
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silenceaux: All the proper nouns, that are often inspired by various different languages...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
Plaicoson: @Gnyrinn thanks!
azureHaights: Per the thing I happened to say earlier in Cam's stream today, can the "official" LRR nickname for KCI be Potassium Chloride
mercano82: There's also Worm vs Wurm vs Wyrm issues.
Rocketman210: Its like protean hulk, its not protein hulk, its protean like the type of actor.
silenceaux: azureHaights Does this explain why people get so salty?
BloodForTheCorelab: xD
DarkMorford: Dear Dr. Ian: Pin D3 is the switch, D7 is the LED. Kappa
phorrestgaze: the TEETH thing?
BlueChloroplast: @azureHaights but l vs I
PharaohBender27: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:26.
Juliamon: Worm vs Wurm is particularly frustrating because the ARTISTS tend to get it wrong
Rocketman210: technically a lindwurm is worm like
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang it Arclight
silenceaux: For your consideration: Wyrms
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Maybe the artists are trying to add a Germanic flair to the name?
user_with_name17: wirms?
r10pez10: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: return some coffee
Alness49: Swap your bottles
Rocketman210: and technically the word dragon comes from greek drakon, which is anything that is snake shaped
thefileclerk: reshuffle your deck
Rocketman210: so works were a type of drakon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Also yeah. freaking Wyrms Wurms and pronouncing Wyverns
azureHaights: @silenceaux lrrWOW
user_with_name17: Wivrins
SydPreviouslyHeadache: worms
Juliamon: griffin/gryphon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that can has been opened
thefileclerk: @sydpreviouslyheadache i have no idea how to pronounce that last one
FarleyF: OK from now on your not going to the bathroom your cycling your contents
SydPreviouslyHeadache: WHY Vern? whi(ff) vern
BlueChloroplast: fill/empty fluids
Rocketman210: i still think Faeries is the correct spelling, fairys is wrong, because then the fae wouldnt make sense
thefileclerk: @rocketman210 færies
Rocketman210: no ligatures
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk Rocketman, I don't dare upset The Great Fairy
PharaohBender27: Wow they chose a hell of a screenshot for the "Lots of Other Shows" (I remember that Live episode)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but yeah, actually the more I think about it, the more I think i prefer Faeries
FarleyF: So if your drinking while going to the bathroom is that just efficiency lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 They asked us mods for what to use there, that was the first suggestion and it was a good one
Rocketman210: Ligatures were a bad idea from the start, the only old english feature i miss is the thorne, it was a good letter and deserved better
mercano82: If they ever do another Un set, they should have three cards: <Adjective> Worm, a 1/1, <Adjective> Wurm, a 4/4, and <Adjective> Wrym, a 7/7, just to screw with anyone trying to talk about the cards.
Rockario: I always thought of "Fairy" as the modern/Disney/NorthAmerican kind (women with gossamer wings)
PharaohBender27: @FarleyF Only if you have the coordination/multitasking skills to do so
Arclight_Dynamo: The problem is that I took classical Latin, so I always read "ae" as "eye" not "ayy."
Rockario: Then Faerie is everything else
r10pez10: ae lmao
Arclight_Dynamo: Meaning "faerrie" reads as "fie-ree" to me.
thefileclerk: where do the wee free folk fall in this?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what aobut a 10/10 Werm?
Rocketman210: f-AY is the normal reading of Fae
Rocketman210: soft eff, hard A
BlueChloroplast: ahh the good ole latin alphabet. Every language that uses it, uses it differently.
Rocketman210: never learn polish
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, sure. But Latin pronunciation has messed up what I default to in English pronunciation.
Rockario: Like you want to swear, but then you see someone getting away, "f-Hey!"
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Rocketman210: they got the letters but never learned what sounds they made
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
user_with_name17: fae rhymes with bae
Traion: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Jorge4hg: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
LunarJade: Hah got them on break..
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e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RomanGoro: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: Hello Hodor Squad! lunarj1Heart
r10pez10: hello hello
r10pez10: i wonder if the break-return will involve ... teeth
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 I take it you know Polish? Only word I got anything close to a hold of when I visited Krakow was "zloty" :P
thefileclerk: I have some greek due to my heritige and have little use for it other than seeing it in everything
Rockario: Alright Hodor Squad, how do you spell fairy/faerie? And how do you pronounce it?
Laogeodritt: Apparently I got in at the same time as a Hodor raid.
Laogeodritt: Hi chat o/
Sarah_Serinde: r10pez10 ...dammit :D
Laogeodritt: @Sarah_Serinde slytqHi
Earthenone: welcome to all newcomers regardless of raid affliation :)
PharaohBender27 waves to the Hodor crowd
zerg539: @mercano82 Sale Worm, 1/1 with a free cast trigger, Sail Wurm 4/4 with Island walk, Cell Worm 7/7 with Arrest effect
LunarJade: what have they been working on tonight?
Rocketman210: @PharaohBender27 did a native ever teach you how to say Lwow?
thefileclerk: polish looks like a shakenbake language
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt slytqHi
GrandLlamaQ: I've always spelled it based on context. Fae for the shakespearian Unseelie etc, Fairy for the Tinkerbell-ish types.
Arclight_Dynamo: @LunarJade Cam is painting minis, Ian is soldering nonsense.
zerg539: Cell Wyrm @mercano82
Earthenone: painting a spikey elf, and reparing an XLR
mercano82: @zerg539 There we go
Juliamon: LunarJade Beej has been making us uncomfortable
r10pez10: and they've been talking about mel brooks movies
Rocketman210: @PharaohBender27 its pronounce Viv
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 No. I did recently learn from someone who has a Polish girlfriend that I've been saying "Wroclaw" all wrong, though
Rocketman210: vroslav
Rocketman210: yeah
LunarJade: TEETH
DiscordianTokkan: Ah KPop
Jorge4hg: TEETH
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Solid intro
LunarJade: Soldering iron demands blood sacrifice!
Rhynerd: Welcome baxk!
r10pez10: HAHA
thefileclerk: can someone tell me wtf is going on in Macedonia?
Earthenone: !quote jeej
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !quote rayfk
LRRbot: Quote #4196: ""Hey, you like killin' things?" - there's your backstory." —RayFK [2017-05-11]
egyptcraze: hey guys! hows it?
icefinch: i heard J pop and zoned out
LunarJade: solder minifigs
Asimech: @Rockario Spelling depends on context, pronounce it usually like "ferry" but long 'e' and short 'r' sounds.
grimpokemon: “And I said ‘what do you mean you’re out of milk’ hahahahahah”
BlueChloroplast: so XLR is used for cameras?
EJGRgunner: I take it D&D was canceled?
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 So Poles pronounce "w" the same way Germans do? That would make it easier for me to catch on :D
Ckiva: 우리 음악은 대화해요?
Juliamon: !dfdelay
LRRbot: Dice Friends this week has been cancelled due to airport shenanigans holding half the party hostage. Please enjoy this bonus TTSF!
Arclight_Dynamo: "It *was* a ten foot cable. But then Ian 'fixed' it." Kappa
Rocketman210: @PharaohBender27 its a very F-ey V if that makes sense
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snake12341: I come on here to see whats happening and I just hear cam go "now the boom pole"
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: haha aww
mercano82: I have a 3 inch USB cable in my car for my phone.
grimpokemon: I just hear CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS when I hear about XLR
gamercat88: eww sticky cables
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what was megas XLR even about? i remember a car robot?
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 I think? (i.e. I'm now thinking it's like the German "v" - German is the only other language I really know)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
PharaohBender27: (Other than English my native language, that is)
icefinch: learning
Earthenone: some sort of chemical reGAFFtion
offbeatwitch: yeah gaffa + rubber does that
EJGRgunner: Food? I heard food. Are we cooking?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
DiscordianTokkan: @Earthenone *claps*
Tomasu82: velcro cable ties instead of tape?
offbeatwitch: electrical tape is superior for rubber cables
e_bloc: mmm sausage
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is that a DMX cable is Gon Give it to you...
zerg539: Look you get your long chain polymers sitting next to each other for too long and they're going to get tangled
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This gives me anxiety
ioachimj: velcro or similar is the best I think
CommanderPulsar: Also, generally XLR isn't gonna give it to ya.
thefileclerk: SPEGETT
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc That would be AMAZING if they made sausage for this particular TTSF episode
orionsrise1: lol I was about to bark for effect but CAM beat me to it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @CommanderPulsar great minds.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: actually. no it doesn't. I know LRR takes care of things like the cables
tehfewl: "the only difference between theses two cables is what you do with them" isn't that true of all cables?
Laogeodritt: I love Cam's equipment set. As an amateur calligrapher/watercolour artist myself, I've been slowly moving towards a similar solution myself for inks, paints, brushes and pen nibs
DarkMorford: I mean, technically 3-pin cables do not meet the DMX specification. It specifically calls them out as prohibited.
samb6678: "corporate needs you to tell us the difference between these two cables"
BloodForTheCorelab: oooo b5
Rocketman210: its ehh
iammorthos: I love me some Lando
LunarJade: Alright I'm off. Night chat. lunarj1Heart
iammorthos: It's as good as 10 bucks for background can be
Laogeodritt: @tehfewl I mean some connectors and cables are designed very differently (e.g. coaxial), or to specific engineering specs (e.g. high-bandwidth, low-loss stuff for RF)
r10pez10: rest well heather
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @LunarJade !
DashiellMR: you know for the longest time I thought this show was called tinker tailor soldier fry and was forever confused.
LoadingReadyRun: goodnight LunarJade
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night @LunarJade !
Earthenone: as someone who is sick at the moment, i understand
orionsrise1: when I get sick I watch Bob Ross paint happy trees
PharaohBender27: @DashiellMR That's understandable
skilde: Love to hate Bester.
mercano82: Didn't JMS pretty much write seasons 2-4 single handedly?
Arclight_Dynamo: To quote John Scalzi, "The failure mode of clever is 'asshole.'"
EJGRgunner: I tried to watch Babylon Five... started at the beginning and just couldn't get there
BlueChloroplast: @Arclight_Dynamo :D
ZaxusEMK: RIP Vir
PharaohBender27: Right, how is Cam doing? I remember he had tooth issues around New Year's (NOTE TO MODS: I am NOT trying to start another chat)
Arclight_Dynamo: Let me throw DS9's "Duet" on this comparison pile.
orionsrise1: THERE ARE....FOUR LIGHTS!!!
Mikiao: Are we cabeling before leathering? Or has leathering been set aside for awhile?
DiscordianTokkan: I've been watching Deep Space 9 for the first time recently (up to S5E5) and it's better than I was expecting, on a whole
voslan: Altered Carbon had an amazing Play withing a Play
FerociousPeach: @DiscordianTokkan DS9 holds up really well
mercano82: DS9 is my favorite Trek
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orionsrise1: Picard's torture scene really stuck with me. especially when he admitted that he was starting to see five lights
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah. I still haven't finished the whole run, but I watched a whole lot of it in a short time. It's definitely one of the more nuanced Star Trek shows
EJGRgunner: An underrated "Play within a Play" scifi episode: Brigadoom, from Lexx
dialMforMara: as a US citizen, I can say my reaction to events post-9/11 was not "good guys use torture." It was "the US govt is not good guys."
FerociousPeach: yeah, and on the rewatch, that's so painfully obvious
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun, given all the XLR and other audio cables you guys work with, I'd highly recommend getting something like this. It's helped me solve several bad-cable issues. https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SwizzArmy--ebtech-ct-swizz-army-6-in-1-cable-tester
mercano82: At least Season 5 got a good opening theme.
PharaohBender27: @dialMforMara Yeah, I suspect that the future value of "24" will be confined to "here's how messed up Americans were at this point in history"
FerociousPeach: it's too bad, i'd have liked to have seen the Earth civil war play out over a full season instead of about 6 episodes, lol
LoadingReadyRun: DarkMorford Interesting!
ritchards: In The Navy...
r10pez10: i hear in the navy you can sail the seven seas
dialMforMara: @PharaohBender27 at least I hope so
DiscordianTokkan: Worf's Trial was danged good. I hope O'Brien and Keiko get to have an episode where nothing bad or weird happens to them for once and they can just hang out
Arclight_Dynamo: That was in Apollo 13, yes.
nickkronos: weird game of magic going on rn
Arclight_Dynamo: And, possibly, IRL Lovell.
EJGRgunner: Jim Lovell
PharaohBender27: @dialMforMara Fair point :\
Cmdrlyneye: Man in the high tower has an ep that starts with a revel that only works for americans i think. Its one of the bad guys son at school and its all very normal then when they do the pledge its to Hitler. The show thinks this a big shocker moment, but for me (British) the pledge is already creepy nationalist nonsense, so the moment is palpably lost.
PharaohBender27: @Cmdrlyneye Fun fact: Originally the Pledge of Allegiance had the students *start* with hand over heart, then extend the arm in a fashion similar to the Nazi salute. They changed in 1941 for obvious reasons.
mercano82: I suppose The Siege of AR-539 is a very Ronald D Moore episode.
r10pez10: i'm gonna skip out for food but i'll be back
PharaohBender27: Have a good mean, @r10pez10 !
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun I like that particular one because it also has a tone generator built in, so you test your audio chain without worrying about whether your source is busted.
samb6678: @dreamworks about voltron
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 So it was a full blown "Roman salute"?
EJGRgunner: The best example I remember of this was on the series "Rome" where they'd basically just cut through famous historical battles.
Cmdrlyneye: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, knowing that really makes me wonder if the writers knew, because it feels a little tone deaf (?)
Zyme86: @cam, that happens in the book too. It fades to black right after the initial charge
PharaohBender27: @Asimech Yep. Also fun fact: Apparently the "Roman salute" probably wasn't actually used in Ancient Rome. Instead they held up two fingers (see the full-body statue of Julius Caesar for reference)
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SajuukSjet: Give me a Proper Star Wars Capital Ship battle :D
sugarsh0t: fake nerd cam
e_bloc: we're turning into a triangle!
mercano82: I think the Catlin thing is from the book. Catlin is a POV character, Rob was not.
PharaohBender27: @Cmdrlyneye They probably didn't know that history.
Arclight_Dynamo: I like how it worked in early episodes of The Expanse, too. Space battle? Don't even see it. It's five guys strapped into a room, the suddenly there's a hole where a dude's head was.
BlueChloroplast: I mean I'm not sure if the writer's knew the patterns anyway? :p
KrinnPhindalin: Hello!
voslan: To be fare, the Royal Navy had atleast 9 zig-zag patterns their ships used to avoid Uboats.
FerociousPeach: of course there's four evasive patterns; dodge up, down, left, or right :)
DiscordianTokkan: I have heard EXTREMELY good things about Legend of Galactic Heroes
Cmdrlyneye: "WOW look at those moves! He's listing lazily to the left!"
user_with_name17: space always seems too small in movie space battles. It seems like you would be engage you enemy at much longer distances
voslan: Which is basiclly an "Evasive Pattern"
DiscordianTokkan: Including a person saying "The only thing that won't betray me in this life is this wine right now"
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 I've suspected that, it's a bit too theatric, i.e. "designed for theatre" to look historically accurate.
jordorowsky: 08th MS Team is 12 episodes
Rocketman210: from a purely space discipline perspective, its crazy that star fleet would use greek lettering for deck positions when they are already used for space physics and propulsion, case and point delta could also mean Delta V.
jordorowsky: plus an OVA
orionsrise1: hehe Ian said dodo
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, you *cannot* do anything evasive or stealthy in space. You can't. The manoeuvring thrusters on the space shuttle would have been visible from ALPHA CENTAURI if someone was looking for them.
Rocketman210: LotGH is actually very good
mercano82: Mirror O'Brien has a great line when Sisko orders the Defiant to charge at the Klingon flagship: "Ah, evasive pattern Suicide!"
orionsrise1: doo doo damnit dumb fingers
FerociousPeach: yeah, personally i find that if a show is going to do serious military tactics and such, they have to go full in
SharkHero08: Speaking of space combat, I do want to pick up Battle Fleet Gothic
FerociousPeach: if they don't, it's just wanky, as cameron said
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Talking of which, I've recently heard a hypothesis that the original play from which "et tu, Brute" originated intended the line to be said in the tone of "see you in hell".
Rocketman210: LotGH has a sci-fi but still grounded view of space battles
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "Our Man bashir" is still my favorite Ds9 episode.. and I have no idea why.
Rocketman210: its very navy in space, but its always 3D
RealGamerCow: I do like that the Expanse doesn't use lasers, they mostly use missles, ppc, and other kinetic weapons
KrinnPhindalin: Anyone in chat play Modern?
voslan: @SharkHero08 there are many other Sci-Fi star ships games you can pick from as well. I would also Check out Starwars Armada, or Firestorm Armada.
Alness49: He bought them from Dark Elf Hot Topic
Rocketman210: precut pants
PharaohBender27: @Cmdrlyneye Also, I feel that there's a lot of things about American culture that seems self-evident to us Americans now, but will in a few decades seem alien to younger Americans, a la how "Sonderwege" comes across to younger Germans or "the Glory of the British Empire" comes across to younger Britons
gamercat88: he wanted chaps but got ripped jeans
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Coilgun rounds are good science, but missiles would be useless. Lasers would actually work better IRL.
SharkHero08: Oh no doubt, Ive just been super involved in a bunch of WH for the last two years and want to try BFG
DiscordianTokkan: I THINK it's Naggaroth?
e_bloc: the old steel trap of virtually useless things
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the old geography..remember the wold exploded.
Rhynerd: Cuz you’re a Warhammer nerd?
Alness49: "Mooom, I'm going to Klae Kharon's!" "Make sure you're back by 10!"
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo why would missles be useless? Especially if they are heat-seeking?
Godofmuffins: Cam the answer may surprise you but you are a massive Nerd.
Bradway1: That how all models go. Garbage->still garbage -> why do I do this again? -> Beautiful model
e_bloc: I remember so much useless s**t about magic but can't retain some stuff I've studied 10 years about accounting
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: From what I've in TTS, he's supposed to look like garbage anyway?
PharaohBender27: @Asimech Interesting. I always had felt that the best reading for "Et tu, Brute?" would be Caesar in shock, almost in tears, and practically stuttering the line
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Space is BIG. They'd run out of fuel before they got anywhere useful, and the target could move, lazily, out of the way. Kinetic rounds are at least harder to see and faster to pump out in bulk.
atinyspacemarine: oh my god, yes
Doc_Rider: How do you repair XLR cables?
Zyme86: Cam if you like that take a look into the Expanse. The also work into that. The greatest enemy is heat, you can fire anything you want, but how do you bleed it off
orionsrise1: wait, why does stealth not work in space?
atinyspacemarine: was it hydrogen sonata with the very very homoerotic wrestling match between ships?
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo ah, in the Expanse, the drives are super-efficient, so fuel is effectively infinite
SpookySpaghooti: spave stealth seems plausible
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, apparently the original line (still fictitious) was in Greek "you too, child" which was a reference to a line "you too, child shall have a taste of this" in old plays.
FerociousPeach: @orionsrise1 heat dissipation is the issue
DarkMorford: Doc_Rider, usually by cutting off the connector and re-soldering it.
The_Myrddraal: Any battle with perfect information is all about reading strategy, like with Chess.
Doc_Rider: Makes sense.
WeedenProject: Speaking of the Culture, I just found a fanfic about a Culture expedition finding wh40k and dealing with the outside context problem of Chaos
FerociousPeach: if something is a tiny fraction of a degree above absolute zero, it's easy to see at loooong ranges
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Caesar was not exactly a warm person as far as I've gathered.
Doc_Rider: BTW, what is Cameron painting?
mercano82: The Expeditionary Force books by Craig Allison has really fun space combat. Ships have jump drives, but sensors only work at the speed of light, and are easy to jam. Jumping also gives off distinctive gamma ray bursts, that will announce your presence when they get to the enemy ships.
orionsrise1: ahh yea I forgot about infrared. thanks @ferociouspeach
v_nome: The men are for balast?
atinyspacemarine: @WeedenProject yo, can you send that my way?
FerociousPeach: @orionsrise1 the essay Cameron referred really ruins all the fun, lol
Katten_Rastyr: "please give me a human crew" Ship AI probably
SajuukSjet: Macross Missle Barrage trope :D
SuperSugarSloth: Where can my husband and I get adopted by a ship? We're a bonded pair, so something big.
voslan: @Doc_Rider a Dark Elf from Bloodbowl or Age of Sigmar.
dialMforMara: Dear Dr. Ian: Which Macross is best Macross? My vote is for 7
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo but yeah, even in that context misles are largely used against non-accelerating targets
PharaohBender27: @Asimech Yeah. I should note that my above interpretation was entirely in the context of the play
samb6678: lame
orionsrise1: @ferociouspeach , I'd say so, I haven't even read the damn thing and it ruined space stealth for me!
WeedenProject: @atinyspacemarine, I've whispered it to you
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow I mean, The Expanse is quite good for things. But it's not IRL science, is all. The drives are especially not science.
atinyspacemarine: @WeedenProject <3
samb6678: i prefer to live below absolute zero
Alness49: I always loved Mass Effect's handwave stealth capabilities for the Normandy, if only because the side effect of hiding all that heat is that it all stays in the ship, eventually cooking the crew alive if left on too long
RealGamerCow: oh they are _definitely_ not science. But they at least don't go superluminal.
PharaohBender27: I remember seeing an image macro showing what would really happen were the Enterprise to really "turn off inertial dampeners" (hint: Lots of red splats)
FerociousPeach: @orionsrise1 sadly, a little, but it just means things get a little more interesting in how you stealth, like using heat sinks and directional radiating of waste heat
phorrestgaze: those problems take care of themselves
RealGamerCow: life support or shields. Can't have both.
Rocketman210: starfleet canonically builds their equipment to use more power than can be supplied if they all run at once
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Oh yeah, but Shakespeare changed the line specifically to fit better his depiction of Caesar.
EJGRgunner: I always thought it was about how Federation tech was triple redundant so there was a bunch of power being spent on a near paranoid pursuit of safety
Godofmuffins: I mean this is the federation. It is basically run by crazies aka Humans.
orionsrise1: science ships
Bradway1: The Enterprise is hilariously underequipped for its size
The_Myrddraal: "horse nonsense"
PharaohBender27: Well, wasn't the idea that the Enterprise wasn't a warship, but just combat-capable would the need arise?
FerociousPeach: USS Make-Shit-Up :)
Zyme86: Even the most powerful "battleships" starfleet built was the Conni as they didn't want to build too powerful of ship. For stuipd reasons
mercano82: We have this great big breaker panel down in engineering. Geordie has to turn off the refrigerators on deck 7 in order to power the phasers.
Alness49: "They're doing WHAT to the Warp Core?" "They appaently do it all the time!"
Rocketman210: well, one very large expenisve ship beat a single cube
aesir_blade: "Bounce a graviton particle beam, off the main deflector dish, that's the way we do things, lads, we're making shit up as we wish"
samb6678: USS writer's-saving-grace
Robot_Bones: Qube! the fun shall not be halted!
FurthestChunk55: when Geordi got to be in charge of Engineering, the Enterprise-D was overclocked as far as possible at all times, hence all the bullshit it could do
EJGRgunner: There's that quote by that Vorta in Rocks and Shoals where he refers to "one of those Starfleet Engineers who can turn rocks into replicators"
VoidByAnyOtherName: with riker on it, it can double as love boat in space
mercano82: The Enterprise would have been well suited for the Voyager scenario. Voyager would have been sufficient for most TNG episodes.
Worldbuild: Jean Luc
PharaohBender27: I also remember reading how the whole idea of the "warp core" in Star Trek was insane, in that it was the equivalent to having an unprotected nuclear reactor in the middle of Manhattan.
Zyme86: All we know is Jean Luc will be reprising his role
ChrisLewisRose: theyve announced FOUR series
Arclight_Dynamo: They've said he'll be doing something that involves a "serious galactic upheaval."
Zyme86: And the series is called Jean Luc as the working title
EJGRgunner: THERE ARE FOUR SERIES
user_with_name17: Do you think we could get an Ian Banks future without infinite power drives?
ChrisLewisRose: There! Are! FOUR! Series!
Alness49: They hired Patrick Stewart to provide colour commentary on whatever screwup antics the crew get up to
Morrigan9: i thought it was prime
Arclight_Dynamo: Discovery is the prime timeline, yes.
Zyme86: Discover is "suposded" to be in the prime, not JJ verse
PharaohBender27: @mercano82 I once read that Voyager was Star Trek "comfort food," which makes sense to me
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SajuukSjet: TiMeLiNe ChAoS!
Bradway1: I want show about a retired picard on his winery inviting friend (former cast members) over for wine tasting
PharaohBender27: TWITCH PLEASE
Arclight_Dynamo: Though, to make myself happy, Discovery takes place in its own universe similar to the prime timeline, because then my head doesn't blow up.
Mister_Dee: Patrick Stewart is playing Q
PharaohBender27: @Bradway1 That would be legit awesome
azureHaights: @Alness49 *TNG theme in the style of Dixie horns* Them Enterprise boys are up to no good...
BlueChloroplast: @Arclight_Dynamo spiiiining shiiip
Tomasu82: this is what i heard. itll be an alternate tng timeline
FerociousPeach: @Mister_Dee and i would watch the heck out of that :)
PharaohBender27: @Mister_Dee :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @BlueChloroplast NOT REAL TO ME
Asimech: @Bradway1 I'd watch that.
FurthestChunk55: if I got a star trek series, i'd just make voyager but not shit this time
Swamplor: Isn't Discovery supposed to take place before the point of diversion in the timelines? (NB: I could not possibly care less)
BlueChloroplast: @Arclight_Dynamo :D
VoidByAnyOtherName: space conquistador
Arclight_Dynamo: @FurthestChunk55 BSG, then.
DarkNacht: The star trek movies and the start trek show universes are owned by different companies so the shows will likely alway be in the prim universe
Bartlebad: Oh god, just saw that Games Workshop is having a line of 40k Funko Pops made
GrandLlamaQ: The Terran Empire got overthrown in the Mirror Universe as of DS9.
FarleyF: Yes Cameron yes
Alness49: Cam, this is starting to sound like 40K fanfic
MungoDude: <3 Cameron that sounds amazing
GrandLlamaQ: The Alliance rules the Mirror Universe now, which prominently features the Klingons, Cardassians and Bajorans.
mercano82: @swamplor Perhaps, but we definitely see a TOS style Constitution class, not a Kelvin ship.
Worldbuild: The Immortal Khan
aesir_blade: Ian have you heard of the Orthogonal books?
user_with_name17: Cameron nailed it. I like it
PharaohBender27: Why are you doing this to me Twitch!?
FarleyF: Hell let's make a StarTrek conquest game set in the mirror universe
Arclight_Dynamo: Cam is right.
DiscordianTokkan: @Bartlebad Yeah. As soon as I saw that I 'helped' my friends that did a 40K RPG podcast with me by showing them it
EJGRgunner: I know this puts me in the minority, but I have always HATED the Star Trek mirror-universe.
Fruan: Greg Egan is sooo good. Orthogonal is amazing.
Zyme86: They do time dilation all the time with Stargate, They had the gate builders on the ship survive by them not able to travel at faster than light speed but at .99 light speed in an episode of Stargate: Atlantis
DiscordianTokkan: @Bartlebad It's the only time a Space Marine's helmet is larger than their pauldrons.
Darth_Fishious: Spock advocates for peace. All the species that the Terrans had been oppressing rose up and overthrew the empire.
Bradway1: Spock pushed some governmental changes that "weakened" the empire
azureHaights: All I know about DS9 is pretty much "Take Me Out To The Holosuite"
mercano82: Humans are a slave race by the time of the first DS9 mirror episode.
Arclight_Dynamo: @EJGRgunner I'm kinda with you.
user_with_name17: this is the first time I have ever heard the term "Star Trek mirror universe" and I thought I saw all the shows and movies
Bartlebad: I never thought of that. They're going to be horrifying
Darth_Fishious: Terrans then ended up as slaves for a couple generations.
Bradway1: So everyone else punched the weakened empire and enslaved the humans
brainbosh: Did they skip the mirror universe in that Whorf episode?
FurthestChunk55: and yeah by the time of DS9 things were still shit in the mirror universe, honestly probably more so
Rocketman210: Mirror universe is fun but pure cotton candy
phorrestgaze: oh, here I go killin' again
FurthestChunk55: also it got revealed that the mirror universe is the fucky universe, thanks to Intendent Kira
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Sharkfists: the mirror universe isn't really the "evil" universe, it's mostly just the "asshole" universe
Alness49: "Prime Directive? Alright, I'll lay down the Tarp"
Hulio826: @LoadingReadyRun Favorite cube archetype that you don't see enough of?
Godofmuffins: "Death to Xenos"
BloodnBullets: prime directive: there can be only one
e_bloc: Disregard alien rights, Acquire currency
the_lone_bard: Prime directive: You have a space ship, they don't.
madmanoreo: disregard apemen, acquire xurrency
Rocketman210: mirror universe is basically just 40k
samb6678: Prime Directive: mine
orionsrise1: I don't know anything about the mirror universe
CommanderPulsar: Discovery in general was swing and a miss for me.
EJGRgunner: The mirror-universe to me was always the "Daytime Soap-Opera" universe, which is why I hated it so much
magicmusicjb: i keep hearing, MYR, universe, i play too much magic
mercano82: @brainbosh Season 7 TNG would have been season 2 of DS9. I don't think they had done the first mirror universe yet, so there would have only been the one TOS episode.
samb6678: what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine
PharaohBender27: Prime Directive: We only bring it up to justify why we're about to wipe our ass with it.
azureHaights: Disregard Shakur, aquire Ducreux
FurthestChunk55: god, Enterprise was a mess
Zyme86: Enterprise was actually pretty good.....SEASON 3 ZINDI WAR NEVER HAPPENED THEY WERE ALL ON VACATION
Arclight_Dynamo: Discovery was fine, but annoying in many ways. Season 2 looks MUCH better. But I have yet to watch any of season 2.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Shaka, When the Walls Fell.
Erudite_Cynic: enterprise is better than its given credit for, but still bad
jubale1: painting electrical cables?
FurthestChunk55: why did they bring back berman and braga to shit all over the show in the finale?
FurthestChunk55: @Zyme86 you mean the bit where the show stopped being a shitshow didn't happen? okay
FarleyF: Maybe we need another star trek of a kirk style captain just boning his way across the galaxy
samb6678: @jubale1 i mean you can if you want
Rocketman210: @PharaohBender27 the prime directive is a baseline, and anyuthing that violates it is special enough to need to think about it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hell THE ORVILLE is better trek than what trek has been recently.
Gekyouryuu: I liked Enterprise, but I also saw it when I was much younger, and I'm rarely critical of what I watch unless it's glaringly obvious what's off about something
Zyme86: Orville is the new star trek series
Sharkfists: I've definitely found that everyone has an opinion on Discovery, and they're all wildly different
Cmdrlyneye: I really didn't like that the crew acted like high schoolers in the canteen. Like Next Gen was so mature in comparison.
mercano82: I heard Enterprise got better later on, but they lost me on the Vulcan coal miner episode.
jubale1: @samb6678 seems to be the title of this
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 I've mostly only read mocking recaps of Enterprise, but one of those was an episode where the captain literally threatens to blow up a planet because his dog gets sick
Arclight_Dynamo: Best Trek alternate universe: http://i.imgur.com/5Acco.jpg
r10pez10: i am back and enfoodened
FurthestChunk55: @PharaohBender27 Archer is a trained diplomat.
magicmusicjb: next gen is always my favorite
magicmusicjb: always will be
Zyme86: @FurthestChunk55 1,2 and 4 were fine. I really think s3 jumped rails haaaaard
FurthestChunk55: Smash cut to Archer ranting about gazelles.
samb6678: @jubale1 well isn't that some good comedy right there
SachielOne: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL There are 5 lights.
MerrimanLyon: @magicmusicjb Same here.
mercano82: I wonder if The Orville will get to Chain of Command.
karmakamikaze: Best Trek alternate universe is Voyager's Year of Hell. If only they had the budget for a whole season of it
FurthestChunk55: seasons 1 and 2 were trainwrecks with shallow one dimensional characters, featuring a Space Racist as the lead
FurthestChunk55: enterprise sucked
magicmusicjb: agreed
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 YES - the recap in question accurately described that as an "informed attribute" i.e. characters say it but you see ZERO evidence of it
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, have you watched any of the Discovery "Short Trek" webisodes? I thought they were the best thing to come out of the show.
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FurthestChunk55: season 3 was fine, season 4 was actually good until they brought back the showrunners from the first two seasons to make a complete insult of a finale
karmakamikaze: The Orville is more TNG and less Family Guy, and thank the GODS for that.
Swamplor: Star Trek is to Starfleet's finest as The Orville is to Starfleet's adequatest
PharaohBender27: @Rocketman210 I can't think of any specific examples. but I remember that there's been more than one time when they violated the Prime Directive for plot reasons, and hand-waved it away by agonizing over the decision
FurthestChunk55: they went from the sweet two parter mirror universe stuff, to Berman and Braga just taking the last two years of the show and just tossing it in a woodchipper
turningcog: it is like everyday people in space
FurthestChunk55: oh yeah, friendly reminder that Archer committed genocide by witholding a cure to a species
orionsrise1: I haven't seen any Trek since season 3 of Voyager
Darth_Fishious: 60% TNG, 20% TOS, 20% Family Guy
Cmdrlyneye: Credit where credit is due Seth McFarland view of trans people has matured since family guy, but boy o is he still just not getting it and STILL talking about it in his shows.
FurthestChunk55: and his ship's doctor patted him on the back for it
mercano82: The Orville is TNG, but manned by third tier officers.
karmakamikaze: Yeah, those are good numbers, @Darth_Fishious
Arclight_Dynamo: @FurthestChunk55 "If only we had a rule to absolve me of this!"
Zyme86: One is just a gelatenous blob
FurthestChunk55: @Arclight_Dynamo he even fucking says "some sort of prime directive" in that episode
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 :O Though I'm sure it was "justified" under the Prime Directive
karmakamikaze: @Cmdrlyneye That is the BIGGEST reason I hesitate to push The Orville to other people
FurthestChunk55: one night in sickbay is the worst episode of enterprise, but dear doctor actively make me angry
ThePerrBearr: solo was ok
magicmusicjb: i've heard mixed responses of solo
MungoDude: I liked it
ThePerrBearr: not good, but not as bad as everyone says
AngusMacDonald: Man, I loved Solo
magicmusicjb: what made it just ok?
samb6678: i really want to see a necessary star wars film
samb6678: just like
Katakas_Yule: It was fine
samb6678: day to day stuff
Aarek: Donglover
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Solo was kinda like "Malcom Reynolds: Origins"
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 At least when they did that sort of episode on TNG, they made it clear that they were only doing it because it became clear that it wasn't a healing drug but a narcotic, and the supplier planet were essentially drug dealers
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i still remember his bit: Donglover
DarkNacht: I swear that I have seen it but I can remember nothing about it.
FurthestChunk55: they fucking fellate archer in that episode for letting a whole species die because the writers do not know how evolution works
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Alness49: I remember seeing someone comment on Lord and Miller's Spiderverse saying "Someone should get them to work on Star Wars"
mercano82: The token droid character was fun.
samb6678: yeah, that one guy that looks like childish gambino
jubale1: theory: good artists do original work. so legacy franchises get the mediocre talent and that's why it fails.
MerrimanLyon: Any time Glover is on screen is excellent but then the END made me so angry cause we could have had a very different story and I want it.
ANeMzero: short distance!
samb6678: @jubale1 there it is
FurthestChunk55: "oh, this species is going to have an evolutionary leap but is being held back by the other species on the planet" fuck RIGHT off scriptwriter, that is not how evolution works and Darwin would be ashamed of you
magicmusicjb: i guess this is a good point.
Kumakaori: so, chat. I had to run and eat dinner, what is Ian working on tonight?.
notthepenguins: it was never going to be what you wanted, tbh
FurthestChunk55: Dear Doctor is fucking offensive to me
Asimech: They did the Kessel run in a shorter distance, despite the fact it's obvious the "in twelve parsecs" thing was Solo trying to pull a fast one originally.
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 On the topic of horrible Star Trek franchise episodes: Voyager's "Threshold"
myguynick: Ian is fixing an XLR cable
notthepenguins: strip mining a setting for specifics is rarely worthwhile
Alness49: This is why I loved Rogue One, because it did some very... un-Star Wars things
Kumakaori: ty myguynick
FurthestChunk55: threshold doesn't exist, get out of my house
drthvd3r: As a person who's been calling himself Darth Vader online for the last 19 years...Yeah, you're probably right.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Alness49 YES
mercano82: @pharaohbender27 I don't remember an episode by that name. Are you sure it exists?
FurthestChunk55: god, enterprise could've actually worked
FurthestChunk55: see: season four
jubale1: Solo's Kessel Run story is obviously a case of unreliable narrator.
SompSmash: !uptime
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PharaohBender27 slowly walks backwards out of @FurthestChunk55's house
karmakamikaze: I just rewatched Threshold recently in my VOY rewatch, and man. MAN.
e_bloc: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
FurthestChunk55: season four had solid stories, halfway between episodic and serial
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
offbeatwitch: that's a quote
FurthestChunk55: i just
GrandLlamaQ: @karmakamikaze Why would you do such a terrible thing?
r10pez10: that's pretty vivid
phorrestgaze: oof, I know that feeling.
magicmusicjb: star wars movies are for kids, i can't say i agree with that one cam. I can say however, that star wars is for people who don't care about deep science ficiton
Zyme86: @FurthestChunk55 I loved season 4 so much, one of my fav seasons of trek of all time.
FurthestChunk55: i just hate the output of the first two seasons
Cmdrlyneye: A friend of mine worked on it making textures for the objects for them to use to cg the lighting form like ships engines and blasters and wot not. its amazing how much of the real props get cg'ed even tho they have the real prop and it looks almost the exact same.
PharaohBender27: @karmakamikaze I . . . I am so sorry
SuperSugarSloth: katesLewd
Arclight_Dynamo: I think so, yes, Beej.
Alness49: Yes, they were meant to be working on it
FurthestChunk55: keep in mind that Archer is a space racist for a solid chunk of Enterprise
jubale1: Han job. really Cam?
madmanoreo: han sol's kessel run is al bundy catching 6 touchdowns in a single game.
magicmusicjb: han job
Spacecarl: For a movie they apparently had to almost completely reshoot, it was alright
FurthestChunk55: like, he and his chief engineer just fucking haaaaate Vulcans
magicmusicjb: hahaha
mercano82: A solo Han job
karmakamikaze: @GrandLlamaQ @PharaohBender27 Watching it with my partner, who hasn't seen every episode before, and Threshold is an IMPORTANT part of Trek history. For just how crazy it is.
magicmusicjb: into the spiderverse was good?
orionsrise1: so wait Cam I need the spoiler, did Solo survive in that movie?
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magicmusicjb: awesome, i would like to see it
Mysticman89: I was happier when I heard the full thing instead of the pun.
Aarek: Spiderverse was amazing
DiscordianTokkan: There was a Clone High poster IN Spider-Verse
Alness49: The Lego Movie still astounds me that they managed to get very big IPs to sign off on it
grimpokemon: Clone High was so goooooood
mercano82: @magicmusicjb God yes. Go see it if you can still find it on the big screen.
jubale1: never heard of Clone High
SachielOne: \
DiscordianTokkan: It's extremely good
user_with_name17: I-er a
grimpokemon: WHAT
BlueChloroplast: Spiderverse had nice art styles
karmakamikaze: I want a series of still frames that are just times square in Spiderverse
Arclight_Dynamo: "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedeys!" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard.
kenkopin: WHat if Soider-Man was an Acif trip
FurthestChunk55: but yeah if you want to get very angry i suggest watching the episode Dear Doctor of Star Trek Enterprise
WeedenProject: So I'm now reading about the Culture encountering 40k Orks, and not being able to decide what to do with them
RealGamerCow: Oh no. I rememberd that Lego Movie 2 has the floss dance in it. Now I'm sad.
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FurthestChunk55: especially if you have a basic grasp of the theory of evolution
FurthestChunk55: or of basic ethics
FurthestChunk55: or basic empathy, really
jubale1: so Spider-Verse is worth a ticket?
PharaohBender27: At the risk of backtracking, @FurthestChunk55 - a lot of terrible Star Trek episodes apparently stem from Brannon Braga not understanding how genetics and/or evolution work
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Despoiler98: !next
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Zyme86: @beej did you notice the subtle hint that Doc Oc and May Parker were a thing in that world?
mercano82: A cool bit in Spider-Verse: I saw cop cars labeled PDNY, and thought they were just Sweeding them. Then I learned I was wrong, it was intentional.
FurthestChunk55: the main character of enterprise, a human you are theoretically meant to empathise with, dooms a whole culture to extinction
jubale1: is this simulcast with the DND show?
FurthestChunk55: and the show fellates him for it
PharaohBender27: !dfdelay
LRRbot: Dice Friends this week has been cancelled due to airport shenanigans holding half the party hostage. Please enjoy this bonus TTSF!
mercano82: !uptime
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e_bloc: cheer124 I thought this was a 24 hour stream Kappa
FurthestChunk55: you can argue about who's the best trek captain all you want
FurthestChunk55: but the bottom of the barrel is taken by archer
FurthestChunk55: he manages to drill past the janeway mess
jubale1: @LRRbot of good, i'd hate to leave this excellent show.
PharaohBender27: @FurthestChunk55 Dam right
banachspacebar: @WeedenProject how is it? That sounds like an interesting premise
Alness49: Okay, I love the idea of WotC sponsoring and broadcasting this... this
PharaohBender27: *Damn
Cmdrlyneye: silver tower is really good from what i hear
FurthestChunk55: Yeah, Warhammer Quest is now just a line of adventure board games
magicmusicjb: cool
Banrael: Those are sweet
SajuukSjet: Blackstone something or other
ApepiOfDuat: what dope little minis
orionsrise1: Yay heroquest!
SajuukSjet: will be playing that shortly
magicmusicjb: those looks great man
Alness49: "Krancor hit his goth phase"
FurthestChunk55: I really want to play Blackstone Fortress
WeedenProject: @banachspacebar, its interesting, not the best written fanfic I've seen, but a cool concept nontheless
Inkymouse: Wow! Those are some handsomely painted figures
grimpokemon: Tragic slip up when Cam drinks from his paint cup or cleans his brush with his drink
magicmusicjb: hahaha
PharaohBender27: Am I the only one who has missed a good chunk of what Cam and Ian have said because I've been active in chat for the past bit? :P
Bartlebad: @LoadingReadyRun It's more that they put out a second version, Hammerhall
FurthestChunk55: anyway, has anybody at LRR poked at the Dark Imperium box set yet?
magicmusicjb: that's great grimpokemon
Rhynerd: I’m painting Blackstone Fortress models tonight!
Despoiler98: No RULES NO PANTS
ApepiOfDuat: <3 mini painting, it is the best hobby
Rhynerd: Just finished a Spindle Drone
Bartlebad: @LoadingReadyRun The new branding is Warhammer Quest
mercano82: That reminds me, is there an injury poll?
kenkopin: Hot Topic
Arclight_Dynamo: "Arby's"
BlueChloroplast: thrift store
Going_Medium: Hello All, Just finished a "let's try" bathroom remodel. I wish when I started I knew what I do no that i'm done... But it is done :)
Juliamon: mercano82 there wasn't enough lead time, unfortunately
magicmusicjb: lol
magicmusicjb: windex
azureHaights: So... Target?
orionsrise1: @loadingreadyrun , did you ever do a board mod for heroquest to make it more visible?
Inkymouse: What about the inside though D:
mercano82: @juliamon Fair enough
r10pez10: oh man a totoro backback
ApepiOfDuat: turn them inside-out and windex that side
samb6678: @Inkymouse more windex
Despoiler98: he needs volume and lift
Going_Medium: *now that it's done
Alness49: Did the Hero Quest campaign ever get finished?
magicmusicjb: is this the last stream of the night?
Inkymouse: But...but the inside is absorbent!
phorrestgaze: no treated skin, all fresh
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 with the soul read!
ApepiOfDuat: i imagine dwarves smell like a burning brewery
Godofmuffins: The dwarf just has a rasp.
DoodlestheGreat: Wellll.... I _was_ hungry.
magicmusicjb: ;p;
LoadingReadyRun: orionsrise1 we have not. was there a problem with the board being hard to see?
Rockario: He has a pool full of ped-eggs he just rolls around in
magicmusicjb: lol
magicmusicjb: wait what movie?
Alness49: I am laughing because that;'s the wrong response
Juliamon: Riki-Oh
orionsrise1: @alness49 no they're on like quest 9 and the one thing that the wizard could use was not found in last quest
SquareDotCube: It's comically gory
Sharkfists: I've only seen bits of that movie
FurthestChunk55: quick recommendation for y'all at LRR who are considering 40k stuff: look at Kill Team, it's cheap (for 40k) and pretty much everything for it comes with terrain
ApepiOfDuat: OH GOD
Bartlebad: @FurthestChunk55 Completely agree!
DarkMorford: Ew.
Inkymouse: Aaaaaa!
FurthestChunk55: £95 for two squads of dudes, a full set of terrain and the rulebook for Kill Team is A+ value for 40k
Alness49: This sounds wonderful and absolutely not my thing
magicmusicjb: that's wicked hahah
PharaohBender27: How do you tie something with your teeth?
RealGamerCow: katesNope
Bartlebad: There will also be a new Age of Sigmar skirmish game coming out soon if Fantasy is more your jam
FurthestChunk55: like, the squads of dudes are about £50 on their own
SajuukSjet: i believe, that's called Crack Fic in Movie form
ApepiOfDuat: with your teeth + other hand
FITorion: Mob 100
magicmusicjb: that was pretty bad
PharaohBender27: :O
user_with_name17: future stitches?
solahwin_tampramain: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
magicmusicjb: that movie was a lot worse in hindsight
Alness49: Someone didn't skip core day
orionsrise1: @loadingreadyrun no problem it was just a thought you had on one of the streams. like make the board 20% bigger. don't know if it was a bit now that I think about it
BrainWrap: i unironically love that scene
ApepiOfDuat: and the magic robot-doctor doesn't have a female human option either, that was some bullshit
FurthestChunk55: also will dark imperium ever be unboxed
BrainWrap: when the machine operates like a crane game to extract the alien i lost it
orionsrise1: I was just thinking if you did that mod, those pieces would fit for heroquest
PharaohBender27: Oh wow for a sec I thought they were about to end the stream there
user_with_name17: I liked that movie and sequel
Asimech: I think the answer depends on how much magic your magic space stuff has.
ANeMzero: just another thing to add to the lets try list
ApepiOfDuat: sweet sciency-magic
Spacecarl: Hell, I got my appendix out Laparoscopically at the end of November and it was days before I was able to really get off the couch
RealGamerCow: I passed out from pain getting out of bed 3 days after an appendectomy sooo...
azureHaights: Plot-onium
DarkNacht: You don't have to be out at all for a c-section
Tomasu82: my wife could walk after a few hours to a day after her cs
Zyme86: They want you up and walking asap, usually a couple of hours.. You should be able to leave the hospital in 2-4 days
Zyme86: IRL
Alness49: Exactly this magical
offbeatwitch: MORE MAGIC
magicmusicjb: of course realism isn't really what i'm caring about in a movie about xenomorphs and Engineers
Zanzabar_: if you have magic space stuff i bet they have invented the IV
offbeatwitch: ian I understood that reference.jpg
egyptcraze: shhh @pharaohbender27 they might get ideas...
ApepiOfDuat: your abs hold you upright
PharaohBender27: @egyptcraze Sorry
phorrestgaze: and to breathe
The_Myrddraal: you use it to get out of the chair
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SuperSugarSloth: C-section patients are usually walking within a day or so to make sure they don't get stiff. Also there is human larva to take care of.
ApepiOfDuat: nah, you breath with your diaphram and rib muscles
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Zyme86: I can give you an answer in on sec, I just pulled out my mataternal nusing text off the shelf one sec
user_with_name17: I think I was unable to worry about the technicalities of that scene because I was too busy freaking out as the body-horror took over
ApepiOfDuat: abs and lower back muscles are important for being upright
Orlantia: apparently a cesarean takes 3 to 4 days in recovery and up to 6 weeks to fully heal
magicmusicjb: for once lol
orionsrise1: lol
samb6678: cam mildly says "brutal"
PharaohBender27: @Tomasu82 Yeah, but I'm guessing a C-Section would be different than cutting a non-pregnant abdomen just because in the latter, there's way more risk that the intestines will get messed up
blast__femur: Hah I was garbage at martial arts as a kid too
Alness49: "You must work on producing power from your core" "That means?" "Sit ups"
samb6678: grappling?
SuperSugarSloth: C-section incisions I believe have become small enough that the recovery is faster instead of a incision on the lower abdomen it's in a different spot and make a hole big enough for the baby's head.
the_lone_bard: The ab based martial art is called "Being Russian" and you just take turns punching eachother in the guy, at least from what I've seen on youtube.
ApepiOfDuat: oooh dude, look at that awesome swoopy hair
Driosenth: If there is, there's probably an anime about it
kenkopin: I mean, I can cut your hand off pretty easily. Is lateral thinking allowed in kung-fu?
magicmusicjb: i thought Canadian martial arts was curling and logging
r10pez10: shaolin soccer was a crazy fun movie
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hide"
Alness49: Leather in progress
Despoiler98: I did taekwondo for as long as it took for our sensai to line us all up and kick us all in the guts with sidekicks to test our *endurance*
Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 Wow, fuck that.
maternalamazonrevenue: Friendly reminder that, if your older relations have amazon prime but aren't the twitch types, you can make a novelty account and divert their bezo bucks to your favourite streamers.
Despoiler98: and I was 12 at the time and I was done after that "lesson"
Rockario: @Despoiler98 lrrWOW
Alness49: He looks pretty pleasant for "I want to speak to the manager"
magicmusicjb: hahah wow
e_bloc: a lot of asbestos-laden baby powder
togashinaruta: The abdomen is the center of chi, so that was taking that idea to the extreme - the idea behind all the kung fu demonstrations is the focus of chi, not abs strength
ApepiOfDuat: corn starch
egyptcraze: A+ money laundering @maternalamazonrevenue
FerociousPeach: talc itself? no, but all the asbestos in it sure is!
Arclight_Dynamo: Talc is not, but talcum powder often contains asbestos.
togashinaruta: @Despoiler98 that was not a teacher
Despoiler98: @togashinaruta My Chi was found wanting
orionsrise1: put two little gold buttons on the small of the back to hint at a butt flap
the_lone_bard: "Oh, so it's like a very slow version of that thing over there?"
Zanzabar_: look decayed human flesh waist belts are in style right now
atinyspacemarine: I've seen that art
PharaohBender27: Since I've been doing it already, another fun historical fact: The reason when you see photos of American Civil War photos of corpses that so many of the bodies have their shirts open is because those were soldiers who were wounded and wanted to see if they had been shot in the gut. Because as bad as medicine was then, there was a chance of surviving a wound - UNLESS it was in the gut, in which case you were going to die no matter what.
Alness49: So if there are Clerics, can they cure Cancer? Like the clease poisons, diseases and all manner of body "oopsies"
magicmusicjb: cancer, 300 foot fall down a chasm
BlueChloroplast: @orionsrise1 ROFL
maternalamazonrevenue: egyptcraze, Borderline financial shenanigans? Perhaps.
magicmusicjb: weight the odds here
Alness49: Oh these!
ArkhamArchivist: Metaphorical Owl, Literal Bear
togashinaruta: @Despoiler98 I'm sorry that happened
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah, Bugbears and Owlbears are floating eyes in a lot of JRPGs
blast__femur: Bar Brian drank too much, but he was alright
offbeatwitch: can I *please* get a rum and coke, Brian
azureHaights: Hello beautiful people, I'm Bar-Brian Brushwood, and welcome to Scam School
Zyme86: @LoadingReadyRun The normal time to get out of bed is within the first 24 hour period. By the end of the third day the woman should be able to discharge - Perry et al, Maternal Child Nursing Care 2017
ApepiOfDuat: i prefer the WoW moonkin style of owlbears
Despoiler98: yeah my dojo turned out to be Cobra Kai without the sweet black gis
kenkopin: The VOD totally has chat.
blast__femur: chat is in the vod now, get with the times Beej
PharaohBender27: Did the developer get confused between "eye-bat" and "owl-bear"?
azureHaights: The VOD has chat. The YT has tough tity
Juliamon: Not the Youtube vod
Rockario: Gooogling that *might* get you surprisingly close to Christine Love's Tweitter account
Alness49: Beerj, I'm going to have to go into the youtube comments now, right?
magicmusicjb: i like it
Asimech: BTW, for a while now whenever I hear "tough titty" I imagine like a Great Tit with an eyepatch and a scar on their cheek.
Styxseus: fantasy star owl bear. 2 words
kenkopin: Hi VOD viewers! Chat loves you :D
offbeatwitch: they look so good
Mysticman89: as long as the post-ee of the link doesn't get their chat removed for whatever reason it'll be fine. I think it gets removed from vod chat if they do get hushed tho
Zanzabar_: if theyre watching the vod on twitch they should be able to see chat
Despoiler98: Vestments
magicmusicjb: it's off, but in a good kind of way
DarkNacht: The "White" is blue right?
Despoiler98: Yeah blood on the blades and chains
kakmize: The head piece could be red?
Asimech: Great tit (Parus major), btw.
ApepiOfDuat: yeah it's kinda blue-grey with the white
maternalamazonrevenue: Wow, was that detail on the book on the figure itself or meticulously painted on?
azureHaights: Red highlights?
user_with_name17: red metal
Rhynerd: Maybe red gauntlets?
grimpokemon: The skin?
ApepiOfDuat: red blades!
DiscordianTokkan: Inner surface on the leather and on the hooks red?
Driosenth: red longjohns under the pants!
Sharkfists: red on the headpiece maybe?
Rockario: All the metal bits painted redd?
BlueChloroplast: come on guys! we have to match!
Beofryn: Red eyes?
orionsrise1: red toe nails?
user_with_name17: red on the unsharp parts of the blades
Inkymouse: "I've been thinking about clothes and what they say about us..."
ApepiOfDuat: is that a headdress thing around his hairline? do that red!
kenkopin: Tedd comes in the lest day with LGBTQ flag colors in his hair.
Rhynerd: “How are we gonna get this dark elf to conform to our uniform?
Kikazi: congrats boys, you just wrote another crapshot :)
magicmusicjb: i did that once when i was 13
TacitusVigil: Hello Chat, Cameron, Ian, Beej, Paul.
azureHaights: Now I'm imagining Philip Schuyler looking like THAT. Hoo boy.
Alness49: "Never picking up PUGs again"
egyptcraze: @kikazi lol @loadingreadyrun srsly
Juliamon: That's just how nails are.
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Are you aware of the schedule change?
Sarah_Serinde: Chipping is a part of life, yes
asteriskreaper: Cam, try the technical paint "blood for the blood God "
Bradway1: That's how nails do
magicmusicjb: problem about using red koolaid to die your hair. You feel like you're getting your head cracked open for a few days each time you shower
Inkymouse: Yes! This is a thing. My fingernails barely last 2 days when painted and yet somehow toenails can last months.
Radyin: !updog
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magicmusicjb: die... wow, spelling fail. Dye
Juliamon: Painted toenails last until the nails grow out.
Laogeodritt: I have the problem of forgetting when nail polish isn't fully set and then denting the still-kinda-soft polish
orionsrise1: that is the God level of skill. I will wreck your world and won't chip my nails! from helps heart!
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 For today? I take it there's no Dice Friends because of PAX/weather
SetraLynn: I also chip regular manicures in everyday life. The technology of the dip powder is the only thing that is strong enough.
Questhere: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:06.
Juliamon: !dfdelay
LRRbot: Dice Friends this week has been cancelled due to airport shenanigans holding half the party hostage. Please enjoy this bonus TTSF!
PharaohBender27: @Inkymouse Maybe because one uses their fingers more than their toes? I'm guessing, I don't nailpaint myself
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil I understand there's a winter storm in Utah, and the guys are within it. Also, hi! :)
Inkymouse: I mean yes. But then again I also walk around barefoot constantly.
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 But thank you for letting me know. :)
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Travel shenanigans because of "weather and security" - I'm guessing the government shutdown is a factor in the "security" part of that
magicmusicjb: aight, i'm out, laters
user_with_name17: good night, thanks for the stream
Gekyouryuu: night all
magicmusicjb: wow, good timing on my part
samb6678: good night!
Going_Medium: Thanks All.
Banrael: cheer100 Thanks for the stream y'all
magicmusicjb: night cam, night Ian
BlueChloroplast: <3
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
heyluckyannie: i appreciate the impromptu tinkering and tailoring!
samb6678: great fun!
magicmusicjb: night beej, night paul
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Oof, sorry :D
FerociousPeach: loads of fun, everyone, good night!
orionsrise1: is there another TTSF this Thursday?
e_bloc: cheer326 thank you for this bonus stream, Ian and Cameron, two of my favorite people
PharaohBender27: Oh right
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 Nothing to be sorry about.
DiscordianTokkan: cheer100 I appreciate Cam, Ian, Beej and Paul.
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kakmize: YEP!
magicmusicjb: cock maze XD
orionsrise1: hey! my 13 was a prime number!
e_bloc: oh yeah, thank you Alex and Beej!
Asimech: Oh hey, apparently the post by Christine Love which Beej mentioned was actually on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@christinelove/101457509952603789
Asimech: The Twitter link didn't show more than the first image for me, hence this link.
magicmusicjb: wtf hahha
magicmusicjb: these names doe
Tomasu82 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Tomasu82 subscribed for 6 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tomasu82! (Today's storm count: 76)
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, everyone!
ritchards: running game!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm looking forward to that
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan You too!
Dix: Bottlegrnds
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I really love Suda51
BloodnBullets: oooo more xcam!
TacitusVigil: XCOM 2: XCOM, Also
Inkymouse: Thanks for the stream~
magicmusicjb: haha
Luminaire_p: Bortlesgrounds
magicmusicjb: ONE!;
Aenir798: A singular game
Fruan: I really liked X-com apocalypse :(
magicmusicjb: YES
Gekyouryuu: vanilla XCom2, or WotC?
magicmusicjb: does alex not do lets nope anymore?
orionsrise1: heroquest Paul!
mercano82: The original X-Com at least got an expansion pack, right?
Juliamon: magicmusicjb not for the time being, nope
DiscordianTokkan: I look forward to seeing what happens when they start in on Betrayal Legacy onAFK
magicmusicjb: aw
Rhynerd: Ben has indeed taken over Lets Nope for the time being.
Juliamon: magicmusicjb he's pulled back his involvement in order to work on personal projects
magicmusicjb: well i like ben too so
magicmusicjb: that's fine
Katten_Rastyr: Little Big Planet? cirLove
Rhynerd: Alex now uses the Lets Nope time to do other atuff.
PharaohBender27: @magicmusicjb Alex is dialing down his involvement with LRR Streams to work on his comic, but he will show up once they start doing the Resident Evil 2 remaster as a guest
SuperSugarSloth: I hope Slime Ranchers gets on there
RvLeshrac: Cute games? Perfect time for some Neps
that_guy_that_laughs: polarLEWD
magicmusicjb: gotchu
magicmusicjb: thanks for the info guys
DiscordianTokkan: Slime Rancher should Deffo be on there
emberBecky: katesLoaf
Jorge4hg: mono isabelle
Rhynerd: Also holy shit I need to find my cute game other than Spiral Knights
ANeMzero: Cute games: Petting the dog in Undertale for 2 hours.
orionsrise1: God don't tread on Kathleen's bag!
Aenir798: What's the link to suggest games?
togashinaruta: Snowball Run?
Juliamon: !goc
LRRbot: Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here! http://lrr.cc/goc
tim19862: woo! lrrAWESOME
TacitusVigil: Tinker Tailor Bonus Fry
orionsrise1: 2 for 1! whoop whoop
Mysticman89: child of light is a pretty cute game, although its already been done on some lrr stream or another
Aenir798: twice a week, every two weeks
Bratmon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Ian comes in for an early morning edition of NewDay Tewsday to check out Travis Strikes Again. Game: Travis Strikes Again) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:34 from now).
magicmusicjb: cam
magicmusicjb: on rakdos
magicmusicjb: wut!!!
orionsrise1: twice a week, every two week, every other year
orionsrise1: live!
Gekyouryuu: Rakdos is fun. I managed to pack pull FOUR Spawn of Mayhem over the weekend
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
Rhynerd: Woo!
magicmusicjb: i went auzorius at the pre release
magicmusicjb: it sucked lol
magicmusicjb: but my pool was bad
magicmusicjb: really bad
PharaohBender27: I might even be able to see (part of) Live live, for once!
Phailhammer: cya :)
e_bloc: more JoJo playmats please :(
CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, the email time capsule idea.
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray! Shirtholes!
Alness49: The Beej-hole
r10pez10: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
r10pez10: unearth the hole
icedsly: bag of holding for emails
CaptainSpam: More 4XL shirts pls!
e_bloc: you'd be the first not to Cameron
mtvcdm: This now ends another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
NotCainNorAbel: Night
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream, have a good night
magicmusicjb: get some sleep ian
orionsrise1: awe I don't trust Cameron now
r10pez10: thanks for the bonus stream!
Rhynerd: Have I good one!
ANeMzero: Jokes on you, I already sold my entire email account to Belorussian teenagers
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
TacitusVigil: LRR: Certainly not affiliated with Belorussian Troll Farms!™
SachielOne: You may have heard of the Privacy Commissioner. Less well known is the Privacy Commissar.
PharaohBender27 waves goodbuy, which I meant to do up there
Nigouki: aww, no Beej teeth for the end?
PharaohBender27: *goodbye DAMMIT
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Thankfully, no