PhoenixMelior: Hell yeah, chat
PhoenixMelior: it's so satisfying when you can tell a client the technical issues AND THEY LISTEN TO YOU.
Juliamon: katesNice
Nightvalien28: huzzah viking64Friendo
PhoenixMelior: it's days like these I feel like SuperBirb
PhoenixMelior: like I'm 27, and I'm eligible to become a certified professional in my country. But I'm 27, why is ANYONE listening to me
malc: woohoo, that's awesome, phoenixmelior :)
malc: it is really satisfying as a junior person when people with decades of experience listen to you
PhoenixMelior: it's kinda cool
PhoenixMelior: typically people won't even listen to my music recommendations
PhoenixMelior: except this one https://youtu.be/ErhgZhhXPvA
queenfounder: Wow, I',m actually on time for ONCE
BloodnBullets: lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: Who dares Bingal with SIGNAL???
PhoenixMelior: !findquote Yargle
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BloodnBullets: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: who dares trifle with... uh... blyful?
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSINGAL lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: I don't know any magic cards
queenfounder: I can't type, APPARENTLY
Hingadora: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
malc: lrrSINGSONG
PhoenixMelior: lrrDANCE
Unas84: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrHORN
queenfounder: lrrHERE lrrHERE
Laurence72: UNLEASH THE BADGERS!!!
queenfounder: LATE
queenfounder: ;)
Ender524: Hey!
TrickJarrett: Ohai friends
shurtal: Jund or Nothing
frozenphoenix7: The best guild is Gates.
MercurialVox: Gruul is aggressively medium
mastershake29x: smash
Ender524: force azorius
Laurence72: You don't force Gruul, GRUUL FORCES YOU!!!
TheWarbo: James it has been clearly specified what happens when NOT GRUUL
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PhoenixMelior: it's your boys, Beard and Beardlier
Sibwow: no deckmaster?
masta2505: cheer250 The Gates! The Gates! The Gates!
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Sibwow: thx james
accountmadeforants: I just lost against the gates deck, right after losing to some weird walls deck. That was the most fun I had playing Magic all day.
TheWarbo: Have y'all acquired a hamburger cushion yet?
kumatsu: benginFingers
Hingadora: Booth
Sibwow: cant see the magic
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Amentur: Switch back from booth?
frozenphoenix7: You guys still make Friday Nights? Kappa
Hingadora: katesThank
Earthenone: !fnquestion
mjfsixteen: FIRST LLRMTG HYPE
kumatsu: it's very Nautical
radioshackraider: Oh, is this Wedge's Gate deck?
queenfounder: Holy moley, this is the first time I've been able to use deckmaster! It's really awesome. Especially for it being a new set
lifecharacter: Oh hey it's that card.
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:20.
TheWarbo: That shirt is NOT ickle
RavingPenguin: Oh god running 4 colour again?
That_Twiggy_Guy: other order tho right?
frozenphoenix7: Guild Summit first
queenfounder: Yeah this is Wedge's deck. They built it on mTG's channel yesterday
SkylerRingtail: Something threw me off when I tuned in, but I figured it out: the camera is on the opposite side today!
kumatsu: gates all the gate down
lifecharacter: Do we have any way to deal with Phoenix?
Stoffern: lrrSPOOP
BloodnBullets: collosus next turn
frozenphoenix7: Gates Ablaze
lifecharacter: We might not be dead here, but we're pretty dead.
odi_odi: its lethal on board ...
TheWarbo: Wait how are we not dead?
freshmaker__: rdw is a sad one to go up against
queenfounder: 8/8 every time
MercurialVox: Colossus can't block the Phoenix
TheWarbo: Block chainwhirler, they have 4+2+1 damage
odi_odi: 4+1+2 = 7
lifecharacter: They could always disconnect.
TheWarbo: !findquote math mistakes
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GragSmash: colossus is very tall.
kumatsu: OP's internet could get struck by lightning
TheWarbo: they saw the line
GragSmash: but like looming altisaur, doesn't have reach.
queenfounder: I feel like gate colossus should have an animation
freshmaker__: i cant believe they saw the line
EvilBadman: 1+1+2+1. there was the bullet that shot the telegram, and the one that hit the chandelier....
kumatsu: so we're on 5c gates?
SrMuskrat: Skewer
TheWarbo: Glass do it
Sibwow: 5c gates
malexus101: take thw common
HesGotNoPants: glass is stronk
radioshackraider: I'd take Skewer
TheWarbo: 5-color gatestuff
queenfounder: Because 4c gates just went SO well
EvilBadman: Glass is fine, there's multicolor all over
accountmadeforants: Glass is nice in Orzhov, at least
SilmarHS: Guardian is a monster
GreatGodOm: troll seems strong
Lord_Hosk: Take the best card based on what other cards you will be passed over the next 45 cards
freshmaker__: get that battletoad
Technic_AL: Guardian
orellien2773: Guardian's a bomb, and pplays nice with Gruul and Simic.
lifecharacter: Tsunder Shaman.
kumatsu: what, Gruulgineering wants the Sunder Shaman? Never
TheWarbo: are we not voting!? :-P
queenfounder: We're gonna make a gruul deck for Ben then he's gonna rotate out and not see it work I bet haha
BloodnBullets: temur counters!
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooAww
hippitybobbity: jund! jund! jund!
GreatGodOm: plaza
SilmarHS: Plaza is better than it seems
kumatsu: Spider does work
SkylerRingtail: Spiderbro?
HesGotNoPants: ben, you dont seem like a gruul person
BloodnBullets: I wana build temur counters for standard
odi_odi: that gate deck would have been sweeet
Lord_Hosk: If the spear spewer just pinged opponents I would love it too bad :(
kumatsu: all abou tthat mono 5-drops deck
SilmarHS: Force Gruul SMOrc
GreatGodOm: wayfinder
queenfounder: Ooh, simic will be interesting
freshmaker__: reclamation is great for adapt
HesGotNoPants: you mean best color in magic
TrickJarrett: Fblthicc
frozenphoenix7: Gate.
freshmaker__: gate
queenfounder: Ben's not wearing his red so don't draft red!
Swamplor: lizrog and gyre engineer have both massivley underperformed for me
malexus101: ben calling for a counterspell? is this an alternative universe? has the world gone mad?
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GreatGodOm: hybrid
frozenphoenix7: Biomancy is quite good most of the time
frozenphoenix7: And Absorb is kind of just....Cancel.
SkylerRingtail: Splash for Absorb, or Applied Biomancy. Tough call
malexus101: spiral!
SilmarHS: The 2/2 adapt is gas
CyanMig: aeros sweet
freshmaker__: anyone else's deckmaster not showing the right cards when hovering?
TrickJarrett: Working for me
gamercat88: sweet ness
freshmaker__: like it seems to swap a few of the commons around
BloodnBullets: isnt guardian only good if you get multiple?
queenfounder: Working for me
frozenphoenix7: Personal thought: Not even sure we want the 2nd Growth Spiral.
queenfounder: !card root snare
LRRbot: Root Snare [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
frozenphoenix7: (Or the first, but more so the 2nd)
frozenphoenix7: Ooze.
PhoenixMelior: Pet boy!
TrickJarrett: Nope
PhoenixMelior: preview!
DemoDane: PogChamp
TheWooglie: NY
malexus101: vannifair
lifecharacter: It's ya boi
freshmaker__: yay or bae
RavingPenguin: Bae
radioshackraider: Wilderness hands down
lifecharacter: Reclamation seems better than the second.
CyanMig: i like wilderness
walkwithoutrhythm: Rampey boi
queenfounder: Another shot at reclamation. It's a sign!
kumatsu: Reclamation so the bot passes you Ascendancy
SrMuskrat: Gyre Engineer
frozenphoenix7: Savage Smash isnt' bad either.
Technic_AL: Rec
malexus101: I couldn't find the spoiler video for that btw
BloodnBullets: wilderness is so good for adapt
TrickJarrett: James, to be the vague guy to chat, I'm working on the thing you messaged me about. We'll see. :)
SilmarHS: Wilderness is just... cute? It never works for me
SkylerRingtail: Nikaya is super good for Adapt too
CyanMig: griffins nice
HesGotNoPants: guardian will be $10-15 after the next pro tour
Kerrisis: Res seems very open.
radioshackraider: The Griffin maybe?
Bugberry: So I see yall are playing my favorite guild. nice
samu_btdp1985: spiral?
Kerrisis: *Red
lifecharacter: Go big or don't go.
FoxTimFox: 5/5 for 5
kumatsu: Chilly B
HesGotNoPants: birb
malexus101: Nikya has pretty big restraints stapled on her
Wangor: Chilly B
SrMuskrat: Chillbringer
BloodnBullets: most of your non-creature spells get you more mana, and nkya does that better
malexus101: splash white
odi_odi: this deck seems quite 5-heavy^^
GreatGodOm: What's our curve like?
lifecharacter: Do it.
Bugberry: Simic ramps. high cmc is fine.
frozenphoenix7: And now we want to splash.
MercurialVox: this is the rhythm of the wild
lifecharacter: Just give the adapt ones haste.
DemoDane: LUL bots
freshmaker__: just give them haste its fine
canadianbac0nz: You can just haste em if you wanna adapt
accountmadeforants: You can just give them haste
SkylerRingtail: Slinger for curve?
frozenphoenix7: It's fine, you just give the dudes Haste.
SkylerRingtail: Welp
SrMuskrat: Splash rhtythm and Nikya
kumatsu: we can just pick haste
malexus101: you wanna make that splash now
radioshackraider: Just giving your creatures haste seems fine?
RassilonDND: its not a nonbo, you have to!
Aarek: feel the rhythm!
Bugberry: It isn't necessarily a nonbo. You can remove counters with the Lizrog
queenfounder: Everything will have haste. It'll be FINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: you have 2 Lizrogs to eat the counters
HesGotNoPants: growth!
frozenphoenix7: You're not playing either the 3 drop or the 3rd Growth Spiral.
queenfounder: Just so you have it
GragSmash: lots of dudes really care about things with counters.
GragSmash: sharktocrab taps a dude when he gets counters, even from rhytm
queenfounder: They really want you to have a locket
GragSmash: rhythm
lifecharacter: We could have been those monsters who get a mill deck in draft.
samu_btdp1985: has ben seen the gates deck
queenfounder: Wow, way more 2's than I thought
frozenphoenix7: I don't like Quench, don't like the 2nd Growth Spiral.
Comeback323: i thin they fixed the bots so gates dont go as late
malexus101: we goy too many spells tho
lifecharacter: What's our air stuff look like?
frozenphoenix7: Spider is better.
RassilonDND: spiders are pretty good.
Lord_Hosk: wow... my 9 year old is giving a presentation in front of her class and its so obvious how much the youtube algorithm is influencing these kids. She spent her first paragraph hinting that she would tell them something interesting if the class just keeps listening to her great presentation.
RassilonDND: :(
frozenphoenix7: Don't think Wilderness Reclamation is all that good tbh.
HesGotNoPants: cut
frozenphoenix7: It's cool with Adapt, yeah, but it's not really all that good on its own.
Technic_AL: Second growth spiral
malexus101: i wouldn't play more than 5 spells in a nikya deck
SkylerRingtail: That makes me sad, @Lord_Hosk. And that's after watching the Doomsday Clock get updated today. :c
tyrew0rm: not enougg
freshmaker__: your combat tricks and counters too though?
BloodnBullets: you do have a counterspell
freshmaker__: like it lets you play your whole turn greedily
Technic_AL: Growth spiral
hippitybobbity: you use wild rec for frilled mystic
RassilonDND: id rather board in the wilderness reclaim ation and just add in growth spiral or a creature
tyrew0rm: shimmer>quench
freshmaker__: and there's basically 0 enchantment removal right?
SkylerRingtail: Spiral helps to make sure we get our red source
malexus101: I'd play the 3/2 for 3 tbh
queenfounder: How big are your butts?
queenfounder: Like, do you need the defender?
ayirbudd: theres one enchantment removal card in white i can think of. not much more
SkylerRingtail: Oh, oops. Misremembered the card
Lord_Hosk: How close to midnight are we now SkylerRingtail?
Technic_AL: Thought collapse?
gamercat88: wall
freshmaker__: i like shimmer but i can understand not wanting it with nikya.
tyrew0rm: shimmer helps find the red
TheWooglie: There's the 5/5 gruul that destroys enchantments on hit
lassiris: Replace Essence Capture for Quench
eLshafter: locket?
SkylerRingtail: Still 2 minutes to midnight, @Lord_Hosk. It's more concerning it hasn't updated since last year. They're calling it "the new abnormal"
samu_btdp1985: a creature defo
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malexus101: too many non creatures!
freshmaker__: looks fun
freshmaker__: It reminds me of my new favourite standard deck, Temur Hadana's Climb.
malexus101: but we have like 10 non creatures, i know nikaya is only one, but the chances of drawing non creature after playing jere seems really high here
ALEISmALPTO: @LoadingReadyRun i played a game against a 5 color and we ended up having a full board and couldn't play a single card because time run out.
Wangor: Adam, yay!
kumatsu: lookit that handsome man seabatSEAL
PhoenixMelior: ah yes the Savidude
queenfounder: Hello Adam!
freshmaker__: the big chungus
canadianbac0nz: good ol battletoad
noisyblizzard: seabatBRAIN
SirElgar: he guards all the trollbread
kumatsu: they have rhythm, but do they have soul?
gamercat88: the rythum of the dancer
malexus101: i love how adam's head always get cut if he's not sit
malexus101: hello adama's beard
NovaTiempo: o7
kumatsu: double haste PogChamp
SolarBlitz1: Both him and the boar he rode in on are speedy bois
Lord_Hosk: what are the odds they have a combat trick in green?
freshmaker__: :S
RassilonDND: i got styled on yesterday with. quadruple hasted sunder shaman. feelsbad
Lord_Hosk: they forgot adapt was at instant
kumatsu: knock knock, open up the door, it's Simic
NovaTiempo: did that enchantment just UNTA EVERYTHING?
NovaTiempo: o.O
orellien2773: Isn't "Flying Trample" kinda Trompompoline? Trampling on a Trampoline!
malexus101: cut the UU counter
queenfounder: There's no point at all in having 2 wilderness reclamations out at once, right? Stupid question warning!
Technic_AL: Thought collapse?
RassilonDND: just lands nova
mjfsixteen: flample ftw
queenfounder: Deck's perfect
Technic_AL: Counter and mill them?
freshmaker__: I got a sweet combo at my prerelease where I opened reclamation and Verity Circle, the enchantment that lets you tap down creatures and draw cards.
Jondare: queenfounder you can float mana between untap triggers, giving you a truly insane amount of mana, but only in your end step
malexus101: @queenfounder they are two separate triggers, so if you can do stuff at instant speed (like an x spell) there totally is a good point!!
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho magic bois
I_Am_Clockwork: also heyho chat
RassilonDND: still feel chills about the splash for jace.
incredulouspasserby: Hey bois. Why Nikya? I don’t like that card in limited but I’m interested in why you’re running it.
Jondare: queenfounder there's several different standard decks build around that interaction, usually winning with Nexus loops, or a massive Explosion
TheWarbo: 2/2 on "just have to draw a land...and there it is"
tyrew0rm: that bant deck is awful to play against
malexus101: ben, cast Explosion, not nexus
queenfounder: Ah nice, thanks @Jondare and @malexus101 I knew there must have been some way to abuse it, but just couldn't quite figure it out myself
RassilonDND: big brain play is using electrodominance for like 12 with that enchantment
KartoffelKaiser: Frilled Mystic countering their enchantment is one of the few ways we deal with it
lifecharacter: Our brave dorky boy is gonna punch
freshmaker__: i know its the most unoriginal thought but i do definitely hum the song every time I play rhythm
Jondare: REWARDED
KartoffelKaiser: Yooooooo
gamercat88: mwhahahhahaha
tyrew0rm: woooo
NovaTiempo: F
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
NekomimiNinja: F
queenfounder: Clip that!
Stoffern: lrrCHKN
KartoffelKaiser: s h a d o w _ r e a l m
Technic_AL: Got’em!
darkora: Gottem
eLshafter: loll
TheWarbo: How's it feel to be a ELF LIZARD Wizard, James
I_Am_Clockwork: that sick tempo
Owlslayer: magnificent
ALEISmALPTO: @LoadingReadyRun NOICE MAN!
JeracotIII: F
BobaThaiTea: lrrFINE
BlueDaNewb: Now they are uninstalling arena.
Lucien0451: lrrWOW
Aarek: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
Stoffern: Your a lizzard Harry
H_Moonlight: OP
malexus101: damn i'm delayed and chat gave me the big spoiler, such sadness
JeracotIII: lrrHERE
freshmaker__: imagine looking at GGUU untapped on the other side of the board and thinking youre safe to play spells
H_Moonlight: is a salt pile right now
malexus101: btw very nice call Ben!!
samu_btdp1985: sit down o.p
kumatsu: Yer a Lizard, Wizard
HesGotNoPants: called it so hard they lrrSCOOP bravenDealWithIt
KartoffelKaiser: Eh its still blue doom blade. Bloom Blade, if you will
malexus101: okay, ben wanted a counterspell and now calls a UW walker "the best walker", there's something strange here
TheWarbo: well...you can cast Gift of Strength?
lifecharacter: When does Teferi rotate again?
squigel: 6 months
queenfounder: Love when Arena interrupts to allow you to cast stupid plays
KartoffelKaiser: What's wrong with Teferi its just the slowest most agonizing win condition in Magic the Gathering :)
tyrew0rm: I have strong opinions on u/w control in modern, and how they got 3/4 cards plus an unbanning, while us midrange players are left to rot
malexus101: okay, i was worried for a sec. Best walker is cleary Elspeth
TheWarbo: I think my favorite is Arena checking if you want to cast a spell at X=0 that'll do nothing
radioshackraider: @tyrew0rm what got unbanned in Modern?
Technic_AL: Adapt
KartoffelKaiser: Adapting it gives more counters
KartoffelKaiser: And only costs 3 mana
malexus101: @radioshackraider nothing
tyrew0rm: @radioshackraider Jace, a while ago, plus teferi, opt, azcanta all made the deck way better
KartoffelKaiser: Going and finding friends is nutso in constructed but the efficient adapt is still great in limited
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one_of_the_voice: opened two Growth-Chamber Guardians in my sealed pool. It was 2HG and it easily won us some games
malexus101: @tyrew0rm well UW control is a strong deck. I personally prefer jeskay, but it doesn't seem like it os bad
ArcOfTheConclave: addapt
Lazarus_18: They should get down, they could fall
streamChef: Ill-Gotten + Theater combo! Neat
Hawkwreak: Immensely off topic, but.. Im buying something from the epic store. And was wondering if you guys do the Support a creator thing?
one_of_the_voice: fail to find
Jondare: you haven't scried, so it literally doesn't matter
malexus101: shuffle!
Hawkwreak: It was joked about in a checkpoint ages ago.. But cant remember if you actively participated
KartoffelKaiser: Unless you have actual information about what is or is not on top of your deck, shuffling does nothing
radioshackraider: @tyrew0rm Right. Thought you might have meant the most recent update. I SBd stuff like Skylasher because someone at my LGS would always play a blue deck.
Lord_Hosk: Kill it
frozenphoenix7: There is literally no difference
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 oh i dont have a problem with it, im just slighty salty about the state of midrange
Lord_Hosk: with fire
TastyCactus: pretending to have a second one in paper draft is hilarious btw LUL
Jondare: your odds of lands are exactly the same shuffle or no shuffle
Lord_Hosk: then attack and stony
Technic_AL: Don’t attack
KartoffelKaiser: We dont have the green for stony
Lord_Hosk: my bad
freshmaker__: I'm not a math magician so I mean this sincerely. Does it make any difference whether you shuffle or not if you havent fixed the top of the deck?
incredulouspasserby: No. It’s random both before and after you shuffle.
KartoffelKaiser: @freshmaker__ no. No difference at all.
TastyCactus: also have to consider whether you scried anything to the bottom
Baldrash: Nope. Same statistical chance.
Jondare: freshmaker__ if you've done no scrying or such, none at all
malexus101: @tyrew0rm fair! well jeskai control looks quite midrangy to me, but I guess midrange is an archetype we still have to find in modern
freshmaker__: yeah i thought so. thanks.
TheWarbo: Not unless Wizards needs to fix their RNG
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 my lgs was having a legitamte discussion on wether deathrite would even help midrange right now
Mysticman89: I am surprised that chat is actually doing stats correctly. internet is notoriusly bad at stats.
RassilonDND: ill gotten inheritance is defintely my choice for strongest common in the set
TastyCactus: bring dat chill
TheWarbo: I think it's less a "do you understand the probability calculations" and more "how superstitious are you"
korvys: Rakdos Traffic Circle
freshmaker__: haha
ArcOfTheConclave: roustabout has afflict
Chartle: i'm a little stitious
incredulouspasserby: Welp. RIP Ben
Robot_Bones: and then ben was haunted
Aarek: lrrSPOOP
TheWarbo: If you're "incredibly superstitious" then it does matter whether you shuffle
KartoffelKaiser: editor's note: ghosts are fake
malexus101: @tyrew0rm deathrite is a card that needs to stay out of modern, but surely it would! couldn't it make grixis control a thing tho?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi James Ben and chat
Baldrash: Pretty much. I still search even if I know I don't have it, partially for mind games, partially because why not?
Mysticman89: I think a lot of it is "my intution says this, so I must just be doing the wrong probability calculations" to be slightly more generous to the common person
freshmaker__: After playing that spooky game, do you really want to challenge ghosts ben?
Lazarus_18: Did Masimo show up?
mjfsixteen: ghosts are real
zedruuu: it could matter if you fixed the bottom of your deck.
Swamplor: Ben would like us to believe he ain’t afraid of no ghosts
hippitybobbity: quench does a lot of work against decks that play on curve ie the ones that kill ya
radioshackraider: Ill-Gotten Inheritence might be flavoured as Orzhov, but it's rally a Rakdos card
incredulouspasserby: Hey so why Nikya? All your removal is non-creature, doesn't that shut off that aspect of the deck?
TheWarbo: !quote 4647
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Jondare: yeah a 3 lander with a cantrip and some good pells should be fine to keep, you just got unlucky with the draws
TastyCactus: Jebaited great hand
KartoffelKaiser: :I
lifecharacter: Keep it die on turn 4.
malexus101: btw for the shuffling fact, isn't there a condition probability argument that would suggest to shuffle? ( sorry i'm not the kind of mathematician that knows about probability)
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 we eventusally agreed that it would be way too broken, but that the degenerate gravyards decks migth slow down slightly, what it says though is that somehwere there has to be a possible card that can get printed to help
Anarchon_D: i wonder if they'll ever add a "Draw from the bottom of your Library" card.
incredulouspasserby: @Anarchon_D See Grenzo
gamercat88: masimo spicy
KartoffelKaiser: wow that's a pretty frilling play ben
Chartle: that's a jace puppet
tyrew0rm: its a jace puppet
queenfounder: Ooh, or draw from the bottom of your opponents library. Put it in the graveyard or exile or something
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun It's a Jace puppet
BobaThaiTea: thats a jace
SirElgar: ^
SolarBlitz1: Little old jace
Jondare: malexus101 You might be thinking of the Monty Hall problem, but that has factors that doesn't appear in this situation
KartoffelKaiser: The Cult Guildmage is not a fan of the Living Guildpact
TheOtherTrevor: The artist actually made and auctioned off that puppet
AGiantRoach: its jace. he actually made the puppet IRL for reference
jano152: @Anarchon_D don´t count on that, there are many ways to put an specific card at the bottom
freshmaker__: i believe victor also auctioned off the real puppet?
malexus101: @tyrew0rm I mean, do you really want to keep up Green/Black to exile one card of specific type while you can scooze or even relic?
radioshackraider: Nah.
incredulouspasserby: !card grenzo, dungeon
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Anarchon_D: yeah grenzo is kinda the idea
KartoffelKaiser: Sometimes Frilled Mystic is just an ambush viper and that's ok
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 the turn 1 play helps, plus it has utility in the othe rmatchups, hence it being "slightly" too good
Evochron13: !uptime
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CyanMig: like we traded for one but still have our mystic
malexus101: @jondare I don't remember the classic problem, but i guess the concept of shuffling is to hard to define abstractly for my probability knowledge
ElektroTal: wilderness reclamation is the business
Chartle: so you paid 5 life for a 3/2
malexus101: @tyrew0rm I wouldn't call it "slightly" too good ahahah
screamingpeasant: I scroll over cards and get a pop-up. What is this magic?!
Garjira: pogchamp100 hey guys just wanted to say, the channels awesome, you guys are hilarious, and you played no small part in me getting back into mtg, I went 5 and 3 in my first alliance sealed, not a bad way to come back, spectacles AWESOME!
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screamingpeasant: witchcraft!
KartoffelKaiser: Pog champ bits? PogChamp
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 yeah, that i can agree with, i just want to jund em out
David707m: whats this shuffling argument i've missed?
malexus101: Guys are you doing a TCC about nicknames? and if so will there be some catchfrase just for using spectacle?
TastyCactus: lizrog here
Jondare: play liz, take all counters, then put on more counters!
screamingpeasant: @korvys ty for the real answer btw
darkecologist: i assume that would be on arena, otherwise that is a lot of rounds.
aitsu100: you need to put a stop at your end step
arcaneemperor: just turn on full control
Gascitygaming: we dont have mana to adapt hybrid?
Jondare: put a stop on the endstep
Demolion13: You need to be in full control (locked)
Evochron13: just put the stop on the end step
Gascitygaming: ah opk
lifecharacter: We only have 5?
frozenphoenix7: You have to put an end step stop
KartoffelKaiser: Activate full control to make sure you can do it.
Demolion13: Or it will pass through
tyrew0rm: @LoadingReadyRun you need to hold ctrl for ful control
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Jondare: Just play liz here and re-adapt
radioshackraider: I'd play the lizard
frozenphoenix7: 2 7/7s
KartoffelKaiser: 5 mana for a 7/7? Seems like too much. Kappa
malexus101: @tyrew0rm as a storm player, please don't. the other day I got cascaded into thoughtsize to take my gifts (which was lethal next turn)
korvys: So I'm pretty down on Wilderness Reclimation, but this is super sweet
aitsu100: you only need full control if you have multiple reclamations on the board the stop is needed to do it tho
Garjira: I came up against a control player playing wilderness reclamation, that was a dark game, I couldn't play anything
Lord_Hosk: come on and slam, and welcome to the
Lord_Hosk: face
KartoffelKaiser: Which card?
RassilonDND: never a bad idea punching tefari
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 storm is one of the most interesting matchups these days, iwas was also trying out sultai with unmoored ego in the sideboard, which was brutal agaisnt combo
malexus101: @tyrew0rm YIKES.
ayirbudd: this deck is pretty sweet
fiftymcnasty: ooh Ben and James today
KartoffelKaiser: oh no D:
aitsu100: ouch
Gascitygaming: what should i play Dragon Quest or Space Hulk Deathwing?
adamjford: Counterpoint: I am Canadian and I have a very mediocre beard
ALEISmALPTO: @LoadingReadyRun i knew he would do that the moment i saw him looking at the card!
KartoffelKaiser: Troll + Guildmage activation is lethal
Dervishsoul: ^
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 i had a game agaisnt storm, where i turn 3 took their grapeshots, then turn 5 snapcastered unmoored and took empty
CardKingdom: Clearly the trick is to summon Exodia Kappa
Lord_Hosk: or burn
Stoffern: blub blub blub
Gascitygaming: they also have guildmage abilites for pauses
TheR676767: *bubbling noises*
Leafwind104: god that's a gross sound to have going for that long
malexus101: @tyrew0rm that was really rude. Also, I would have been tempted to scoop after the first ego.
freshmaker__: the adapt noise is the same level of gross as drowned in minecraft
AGiantRoach: its a sorcery Skewer
Lord_Hosk: or they forgot adapt was instant too
SirElgar: skewer is sorcery
Gascitygaming: bedevil is only card they could have?
PhoenixMelior: there's no haste in red right?
Chartle: stops are from the guildmage probably
KartoffelKaiser: Adapt the hybrid again on second main. Send a message.
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 it was funnier against the ad naus player
AGiantRoach: i keep forgetting that its sorc too
SirElgar: scorchmark was what I thought it was
malexus101: @phoenixmelior the shade
CardKingdom: Imagine if they rip another act of treason
Stoffern: lrrAWESOME
CardKingdom: I don't understand who this Jeej is
CardKingdom: I am CardKingdom
fiftymcnasty: AoT is why i try not to make my Lizrog too big
TheWarbo: TreasonAct: An Act of Treason
Evochron13: i'm very happy that enchantments are a big thing in RNA. the fact there's minimal enchantment removal is very key and people have been evaluating the enchantments all wrong
aitsu100: lmao
Leafwind104: CardKingdom: A Kingdom of Cards
gamercat88: running it back
ChaoticObserver: But why does a kingdom of cards talk?
HassleDK: This is GREAT, a stream with built in backseat playing :) (joined a minute ago, please dont let me down) - GL HF
kumatsu: I was looking for red twitch names and confused
RayFK: Sorry CardKingdom, Jeej is me
malexus101: @tyrew0rm oh my. The only one who plays ego at my lgs is the Uaffinity player and . . . i always died earlier or just dodged the bullet
Gascitygaming: do we have any enchantment removal in our green?
streamChef: In this set Act seems like a good card thou. The amount of bombs and sac outlets have made me value it higher than normal
samu_btdp1985: A kingdom of cards
Kramburger: Card Kingdom is now Card Independent Republic
ayirbudd: now im really confused lll
Unas84: had someone mill me out with that 1 counterspell that does that, while they had 0 cards in their library. That was all the feelbads
CardKingdom: Y O L O
ALEISmALPTO: oh no
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kumatsu: Forget Card Kingdom, it's all about Placard Constitutional Monarchy
Gascitygaming: @CardKingdom us humans do anyway
malexus101: throuy sheer force of will, ben, a Kingdom of card talks true force of will (note this is not a magic joke, but a literary quote)
RayFK: Ben don't put that eurobeat in my head
screamingpeasant: "this hand is fine, I just need to draw a land. It's 1/3 of my deck" - famous last words
Furrytractor68: Yo Wassup, What did we draft?
surfderf: hello
Furrytractor68: 4-color good stuff again? VoHiYo
AGiantRoach: lrrFINE
KartoffelKaiser: Temur counter value
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 im the local g/b/x player, so i like to vary what style i play week to week, and unmoored ego has helped sultai a lot, and sulati has the best control and tron matchups as well
surfderf: why so few people watching today?
BloodnBullets: temur counters
control_rig: dek plz
HassleDK: zap
Lexicat34: oof punished :(
AGiantRoach: seabatYIKES
gamercat88: @CardKingdom send lands to James and Ben
Lord_Hosk: there is a lot of competing MTG content going right now because this set is SO GOOD.
malexus101: @tyrew0rm seems reasonable tbh. I'm not a green player so I have no clue of non trivial cards for it outside the UB ones
illmastershogun: Phew.. Just made T1 Gold in constructed. Hope to be at least mid level plat this weekend. The grind is real =)
screamingpeasant: @gamercat88 if the doorbell rings
queenfounder: Their shipping is so fast it might get there before they draw them ;)
surfderf: well
CardKingdom: gamercat88 We can't even send lands to ourselves
surfderf: it is a land
Evochron13: there's that middle finger on the monkey's paw
TheR676767: lrrWOW seabatYIKES
Lord_Hosk: but its a good thing, good sets bring more eyes to magic and more eyes on magic help all magic content creators
KartoffelKaiser: Jesus this is what they call one h*ck of a draw from our opponent.
Lupis_: where do i go to contribute to the RNA nicknames?
CardKingdom: queenfounder We don't have a time machine. I repeat, we DON'T have a time machine.
screamingpeasant: @CardKingdom lies
gamercat88: @CardKingdom lolz well land does take thousands of years to travel t
tyrew0rm: @malexus101 green is almost the weaket colour in the deck, but goyf still gets big, and scooze still munches on graveyards
Evochron13: that's not what you said 10 minutes from now cardkingdom
malexus101: @cardkingdom that's what a time machine owner would say!
darkecologist: it's tough when opp plays oofa into doofa
queenfounder: @CardKingdom That's exactly what someone who HAS a time machine would say!
Lexicat34: riPepperonis
Mangledpixel: CardKingdom you don't right now, but you will do, which for a time machine is practically the same thing
Dwinick: Hey everyone :D
HassleDK: gg
malexus101: @tyrew0rm fair points, fair points indeed
ChaoticObserver: Put steal our magic card in Smash you cowards
screamingpeasant: oh, the land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if Card Kingdom branches out into a moving company or Loans/Cash Advancement then i'll be suspicious
darkora: thanks I hate it
HassleDK: keep that cup half FULL
Dwinick: Always blame other people
queenfounder: Getting mana screwed seems to be the only way this deck is losing
Furrytractor68: Drafting Simic was a mistake? FeelsBadMan
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Diabore: im still gonna blame the deck
tyrew0rm: im off to bed, have fun chat
Lexicat34: how many lands were in the opener? 1 or 2?
Evochron13: you know will wheaton don't you?
malexus101: that's okay, let's see how you do it
TheWarbo: I know FORCE of Will
darkora: screw that guy, it's all his fault
ChaoticObserver: @Lexicat34 2
Lord_Hosk: you know a Wil
Dwinick: Ranger? haha
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you spoke with the wheaton once?
Lord_Hosk: Wil plays magic
thomturtle: Burly beardy boys?!
AGiantRoach: deck found our lands
tekn0shaman: Will Wheaton seems like a super cool guy
Furrytractor68: Oh boy, another Rakdos Deck
aitsu100: i blame will i am
Furrytractor68: Oh crap VoHiYo
TheR676767: we're in for a wild ride
LbxAni: I really hope they eventually add a way to earn gems as dailies or whatever. I want to play my first ever draft but the game wont let me give them money
Furrytractor68: Sooooo RIP Frilled Mystic
PhoenixMelior: lrrBEEJ
control_rig: Gottem!
Furrytractor68: NVM!
Diabore: of the night?
radioshackraider: @LbxAni just save gold and do one of the drafts that cost 5000 gold. You earch gems from those.
malexus101: G denying the high five there
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Gascitygaming: stony strtength then lizard next turn
Furrytractor68: Double Riot!
gamercat88: they are tapped out so yeah do it
malexus101: that's called and instant speed time walk
gamercat88: lrrHORN seabatBRAIN
CardKingdom: The Lizrog activation got us the other day as well
CardKingdom: It is, odd
cerirn: it's kind of unintuitive
aitsu100: nice lines there mister stark
Jorge4hg: i don't like it
Furrytractor68: Not that Titanic Brawl is...any use right now
Furrytractor68: He's got a 6/6
Lord_Hosk: We have a Ben
gamercat88: dat mowhawk
RafaBrands: I would just play her
malexus101: that mass manipulation would have been real good here
RafaBrands: get some beef on the board
TheWarbo: We do have 13 power on board too
KartoffelKaiser: : O
BloodnBullets: its also backwards
TallBlondePillager: What do those codes do?
SkylerRingtail: Quick, someone get a mirror!
Unas84: it's mirrored XD
offbeatwitch: makes it extra hard
Lord_Hosk: 1 per account
Furrytractor68: We can't read! VoHiYo
queenfounder: We only get one per account though, right?
Mysticman89: its a mirror code. spicy
fiftymcnasty: You can only use 1 per account though right?
thomturtle: Man, they don't know how good Ben is. lol
Furrytractor68: It's mirrored LUL
HesGotNoPants: I'm on a phone I cant read that
Fantusta: I can't read that on my computer
Legosheep: The Armani code!
Dervishsoul: on mac rip
TimeToFry: Doesn't only one person get that code?
korvys: You're on 20, you have time to wait and see
Lucidmooselid: what was that anyone? ,y tv so bad atm
ALEISmALPTO: can't read that
Legosheep: It's backwards? I feel LIED to
aitsu100: swing nik if they trade you can brawl after
malexus101: oh yeah guys, if someone needs it, 3t5-Nqki-Q1P.
BloodnBullets: hopefully they kill nikya by blocking then you can brawl
korvys: @malexus101 Very kind of you, but generally, don't post codes in chat - bots steal them.
shurtal: first allegience draft, got a spicy Gruul Deck
Kerrisis: I can guarentee that code was used within 6 seconds of James showing it.
malexus101: @korvys sorry :(, didn't knew that.
Legosheep: I kinda like the one per account thing. It makes people more altruistic with the codes
korvys: @malexus101 All good, hopefully someone got it before then :)
MKgorgone: Here for ya! ;)
Furrytractor68: I suspect Titanic Trength
Legosheep: Can you not just fight the flier?
tekn0shaman: flample
Furrytractor68: Ohhhh my word VoHiYo
surfderf: I just drafted with her. The issue is that you just can't play 23 creature decks in the format really, and then you always end up bamboozling yourself. At least, in my very unprofessional manner
Legosheep: Oh wait,you goozled yourself!
malexus101: @korvys I hope so, it was the zombo code (i used the ghosty one bc orzhov is life)
BloodnBullets: @malexus101 thats why people use pump19 to post codes, but ive never worked out how to do that
DeviantHS: So the code was not redeemable :D dont think a bot got it :D
ForOhForError: they messed up the interface I guess?
malexus101: @bloodnbullets I have no idea what that is, next time i'll just post it on discord i guess (?)
surfderf: the lizard
surfderf: ?
surfderf: I think
Juliamon: !codefall
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tekn0shaman: weded
TimeToFry: lrrSCOOP
KartoffelKaiser: o o f
Furrytractor68: We need to make another 4-color good stuff
malexus101: @juliamon thanks!
ayirbudd: four color good stuff is THE deck to build
Lord_Hosk: side in jace
thomturtle: The "case spells" quests make me do some silly things.
thomturtle: cast, erp
DeviantHS: to bad you cant redeem a code ingame, conceded and was too late <<
malexus101: Btw did all our opponets have rythm today?
Mysticman89: headphones are also a fashion statement.
Uzumaki15: side in settle the wreckage?
BloodnBullets: rhythem is real good
radioshackraider: I wonder what would happen if Masterpieces were in a draftable set on Arena
gamercat88: they make you look official
TheWarbo: James only looks half-official
gamercat88: oh totes but james does look board
Dix: Hey everyone
gamercat88: haha his shirt
gamercat88: okay lame i walk away
freshmaker__: bio fam is strong
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KartoffelKaiser: eat it
bondeulv: this sealed or draft?
KartoffelKaiser: opponent doing nothing PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: Keep swinging if they keep not blocking or attacking
malexus101: you can refuse to put the counter on, can't you?
KartoffelKaiser: *aggressive slurping noises*
bondeulv: looking forward to my first bout of sealed tomorrow in the "post-prerelease"
KartoffelKaiser: It's to top of library. Just counter it
bondeulv: as my lgs didn't get any prerelease kits due to postal service messed up shipment
radioshackraider: Man I wish I was drafting tomorrow
malexus101: @bondeulv man that's unlucky!
gamercat88: that sound effect
adamjford: mmm, ooze-y
bondeulv: it happened to another lgs in the country as well
malexus101: NICE
adamjford: To the pit with you!
fiftymcnasty: Mono removal is real in this format
Dix: how many removals are you on my dude
Mangledpixel: !findquote removals
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KartoffelKaiser: I would not bounce that
tekn0shaman: Hard game.
queenfounder: !quote Paul
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malexus101: just draw james
incredulouspasserby: draw and hope for removal?
KartoffelKaiser: Look man sometimes you hydroid the krasis and some times the krasis hydroids you
HesGotNoPants: !findquote embarrassing
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HesGotNoPants: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #4185: "'Don't eat the damn Wyrmwood products!' 'Don't tell them what to do!'" —Ben and Cameron [2017-05-05]
samubtdp1985: has ben seen the gate deck you guys made
malexus101: if you draw land you can stkll play it
queenfounder: They'd played it at the start of the stream
queenfounder: Didn't go too well unfortunately
incredulouspasserby: Hey steeple creeper blocks the krasis!
fiftymcnasty: You can play and jump steeple next turn
NexusVoxx: never look at them ever again
incredulouspasserby: I mean. For absurd amounts of mana. But it works
freshmaker__: :o
malexus101: Well, as always i bring no luck to table and suggest the plays that needs some luck
Myclept: We love Adam
gamercat88: wow they are loud out there
PhoenixMelior: open Judith, go Jund!
PhoenixMelior: gamercat88 Adam is a loud boy
NexusVoxx: breaking news adam is loud
Pandalore: WHAT>?!?!
browns72: you still do Friday nights?
Pandalore: I Cant hear you over Adam
TheWarbo: I think we technically weren't dead on board? Could have hasted the dork and jumped the steeple creeper?
Lord_Hosk: So if we listen real close we get spoilers
Pandalore: He's Very loud
Blasteg: they are filming a WHAT? OigChamp
gamercat88: @PhoenixMelior lol truth the best was spooky scare Adam yesterday
Evochron13: craterHOOVES ben... there's more than one boar
queenfounder: !updog
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NexusVoxx: crater-heef
fiftymcnasty: Draft your feelings away
queenfounder: Hmm
samubtdp1985: yaaas
drcanonball: a gate deck?
ayirbudd: damnit wedge...
fiftymcnasty: I have been having a lot of fun with a Temur ramp deck
radioshackraider: I plan on building something like this for a Gentry event
TheWarbo: Perfect hand: "4 gates, 3 Gate Colossi"
NexusVoxx: commons and uncommons?
KartoffelKaiser: Graveyard
earlgrey82: I've been playing the gates deck and won with some terrible opening hands
PhoenixMelior: Lizard Wizard?
lifecharacter: They have Frilled mana up.
korvys: !card Frilled Mystic
LRRbot: Frilled Mystic [GGUU] | Creature — Elf Lizard Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When Frilled Mystic enters the battlefield, you may counter target spell.
incredulouspasserby: Attack first
malexus101: combat first of all
drfox17: hey chat how ya'll doing today
malexus101: bant flash is a relly nice deck
NexusVoxx: hey doc
Diabore: this might be fish spalsh radiant destiny
drfox17: how's the MTG-ing going today?
radioshackraider: Oh my god it goes baaaaaa
Izandai: <o/
Diabore: 420 stylez
ALEISmALPTO: my computer crashed without a warning. just puffed. NIIIICE!
malexus101: be careful for when they it WW (angel might grace them)
thedabblingmage: wow, brutal
KartoffelKaiser: You know you wont draw another gate
drfox17: wooo
drfox17: went up a teir
gamercat88: yay draft time again
drfox17: or teir segement
drfox17: thingy
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Diabore: man i miss the lower tiers, gold is boring
samubtdp1985: shou,d i take that gates deck to fnm
Trollbonist: Truly shocking
HesGotNoPants: yeet
Diabore: ministrant?
KartoffelKaiser: Ministrant and Arynx are good
Arikell: Mono Inheritance
11Dot: Ministrant?
lifecharacter: Ministrant?
malexus101: 2/1 so goood
gamercat88: ill gotten?
Evochron13: ill gotten for the memes?
Izandai: I think Ministrant is the best.
radioshackraider: Ill Gotten Inheritence
radioshackraider: That card is busted
HesGotNoPants: inheritance
samubtdp1985: inheritance or 6/6
Trollbonist: Shadow of the (Gate) Colossus
Legosheep: Ill gotten tribal!
fiftymcnasty: You only need a couple gates
lifecharacter: Orator's a fine bear.
malexus101: soul bro!
Furrytractor68: So I assume the simic deck was bad? VoHiYo
Izandai: Oligarch
drfox17: wait, am I reading the events page right? we're going back to magical diary tomorrow?
KartoffelKaiser: Oligarch
fiftymcnasty: Oligarch
samubtdp1985: granny
KartoffelKaiser: Inheritance is so good
bondeulv: deploy tho
Trollbonist: Ill-Gotten or Orator 2.0
Diabore: splash deploy?
samubtdp1985: inheritance plz
drfox17: I thought Kathleen wasn't going to sell her soul for graham
HesGotNoPants: take inheritance
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lifecharacter: Inheritance gives us reach.
gamercat88: double ill if the other wealds
malexus101: deploy is also a nice splash
gamercat88: do it
KartoffelKaiser: do it
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TheWarbo: the bit with the drill!
Izandai: YES
Trollbonist: Scavenger was wayyy better
lifecharacter: Don't let your dreams be memes James.
HesGotNoPants: hope the other one wheels
Mangledpixel: the lrrGREED
cerirn: LUL
Izandai: YEEEEES
alchemst23: the dream
drfox17: yaaaas
malexus101: "premium"
Trollbonist: Wait wat
Furrytractor68: STTOOOOOP! VoHiYo
gamercat88: go for 5
PhoenixMelior: whelp
1y1e: FOR SCIENCE
HesGotNoPants: yeet
Arikell: Time for some Vengeance?
TheCheeseStandAlone: is wouldnt consider a 6 mana sorcery as "primo removal"
KartoffelKaiser: playset PogChamp
APrioriOfNothing: Mono filth
freshmaker__: pick chungus plz
KartoffelKaiser: Transport is good
HailtheRNG: what, what you monsters?
ArcOfTheConclave: keep going!
TheWarbo: flavor text on Transport is great
PhoenixMelior: !card Ill-gotten Inheritance
LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, Ill-Gotten Inheritance deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Ill-Gotten Inheritance: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
malexus101: carnival wheeled?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Dear Dr James, what did you end up getting from the record store with your birthday money?
circusofkirkus: how does Marshall feel about this strategy?
samubtdp1985: go james
radioshackraider: No, draft every one you can get and play them all
Mysticman89: I mean it is a good card I think
lifecharacter: What can OP do against such crushing oppression?
viridimayai: Are we drafting Mono-Inheritance?
HesGotNoPants: runs ten
ChipMissile: 4 of them gabyLewd gabyLewd ?
Legosheep: You need at least 5
NexusVoxx: 4 mana unblockable lifelinking 1/1
Legosheep: No-one expects the fifth inheritance
TheWarbo: Mono-Inheritance
KartoffelKaiser: Carrion my wayward imp is dece
HesGotNoPants: green ramp and all the inheritance
korvys: Yeah, you asked for suggestions on Twitter
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freshmaker__: nice picks
FoxTimFox: Trust fund deck incoming
gamercat88: dabs
Trollbonist: Judge Judy
KartoffelKaiser: Splashing Judith is doable and good
HailtheRNG: do it!!!!!
cerirn: DO IT
Lordofironstorm: Mardu Aristocrats time!
Izandai: Goddamn it James.
Namboto: Judy!
HesGotNoPants: inheritance
APrioriOfNothing: It's MarDO
radioshackraider: Do it James
NexusVoxx: ive never seen a two color deck in this format
korvys: Marduing it
drfox17: wait are we bank of souls, or blood circus?
DeviantHS: anybody knows when ranked draft ravnica allegiance is coming
malexus101: TAKE our QUEEN
samubtdp1985: do it jams
Izandai: Orator?
dm818: deathtouch menace
korvys: Skewer?
bondeulv: like the skewer?
KartoffelKaiser: 3 mana 3/2 menace deathtouch is fantastic on its own
samubtdp1985: skewer
viridimayai: you get a 3/2 menace deathtouch
cerirn: daaaaang
Lordofironstorm: Preist PogChamp
NexusVoxx: so i herd u like on color rares
Fantusta: yeahhhhh judith
siegewino: good god this pack
lifecharacter: Just get all the pack 2 rares.
viridimayai: You are getting passed a constructed deck
KartoffelKaiser: Priest has killed me in limited before
Leafwind104: I went Orzhov at my prerelease and in addition to my promo Ethereal Absolution and a Pestilent Spirit, I also opened and splashed for tow Judith
Izandai: Guildgate
KartoffelKaiser: Thrull
Trollbonist: Thrull ex
Izandai: For the Judith splash.
Diabore: gate
TheCheeseStandAlone: curve is so high, keep that in mind
Mangledpixel: what a thrull
Trollbonist: Judgement removal
gamercat88: or goblin gathering to scarfice the tokens to priest
HydraWiggins: Sky Rhino is a good card
Izandai: GAte
KartoffelKaiser: Now the gate is the pick, I think
Fantusta: black seems... oh-pen?
AGiantRoach: Thrull is so great
HailtheRNG: take the gate
viridimayai: That wipes us too
KartoffelKaiser: We dis-incentivize attacking, so judgement is not great in our deck
cerirn: hooray for simmetry
Leafwind104: take the gate, wheel the ablaze
ALEISmALPTO: why can i inspect the cards shown here
TheWarbo: Right but *after* the boardwipe, you still have 4 Inheritance on board
KartoffelKaiser: Oligarch
Izandai: @ALEISmALPTO It's an overlay.
NexusVoxx: james i swear to god
KartoffelKaiser: Number 5!
cerirn: DO ITTTTT
HailtheRNG: 55555
korvys: DO IT
drfox17: are we church of deals in the circus district?
aitsu100: do it
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Izandai: Undercity's Embrace?
KartoffelKaiser: Take it. Take the 5th one
dm818: inheritance is better
TheWarbo: Judith does nonbo there
ALEISmALPTO: @Izandai we have come a long way
Diabore: caval is bad with judith
queenfounder: Afterlife + Judith makes that useless
samubtdp1985: inheritance
Ferisar: inherit the earth
NexusVoxx: snore-ator
radioshackraider: Nothing is better than mono Inheritence
KartoffelKaiser: The man at the store said that was the one you wanted
Legosheep: Don't be tempted by other enchantments
Trollbonist: The pitss
Legosheep: You know what must be done
TheR676767: "we don't have much afterlife" you have more afterlife than the average orzhov draft
FoxTimFox: grandmas got soem cookies
CommandoJE: I just learned today that the music in Arena changes depending on what guild cards you play and all the guild music is so cool
KartoffelKaiser: Locket is fine
Papperslappen: whampire
korvys: Goblin Cavilcade?
NexusVoxx: oh hey gruul
KartoffelKaiser: This is a great pack for not us
dm818: or footlight
solahwin_tampramain: dont you mean gather more goblins
lifecharacter: Mark is a beating.
KartoffelKaiser: take number 5
sethmerickson17: footlight
Izandai: Vampire
KartoffelKaiser: do it
korvys: Do it
Lordofironstorm: Artist\
Izandai: Oligarch
PhoenixMelior: Mean Gramma?
TheWarbo: I'm still here for 12xInheritance
bondeulv: gg
ArcOfTheConclave: grandma
KartoffelKaiser: Guildgate. At this point you're good on playables
Izandai: Oligarch or Gate
HesGotNoPants: grasping
NexusVoxx: gate
APrioriOfNothing: Gate
dm818: I like gate
lifecharacter: Call your grandma James.
queenfounder: Gate
Mythdom: Thrull
PhoenixMelior: gate works then
aitsu100: gate or granny def
queenfounder: You're good
KartoffelKaiser: You have to make 3 cuts already
viridimayai: you have two thrulls already, take oligarch
7gorobei: gate
Arikell: artist gives you another sac outlet
FoxTimFox: sentinals mark is dope
PhoenixMelior: but then you should call your gramma
FoxTimFox: granny does work
KartoffelKaiser: Racketeers is great
queenfounder: Too expensive
malexus101: you will wheel a playable here, so I think gate was a good choice
Izandai: Gate
queenfounder: Gate
lifecharacter: Gate
siegewino: scorch
KartoffelKaiser: Orzhov guildgate makes our mana better
APrioriOfNothing: Gate
radioshackraider: Gate
KartoffelKaiser: even if it doesnt help the splash
Mythdom: Scorchmark is very fine
Izandai: Judith is the only red card you want to play.
Papperslappen: the fiend is good
malexus101: Knight is super good imho, it's insane with our lady Teyda
korvys: Juggler
Lordofironstorm: Juggler
illmastershogun: juggs is better
KartoffelKaiser: Juggler is great. Fiend is fine
lifecharacter: What's our curve?
Lordofironstorm: or Feind
gamercat88: fiend
cotillion1850: Jugller
KartoffelKaiser: This deck really wants bodies that replace themselves
Lordofironstorm: gate
TheR676767: In the archetype of Grandma's Inheritence, I think we wanna grab perfect mana
malexus101: Juggler
radioshackraider: Dead Revels
Izandai: Perfect mana.
KartoffelKaiser: *gets one more rakdos guildgate*
gamercat88: ill
KartoffelKaiser: NUMBER 5
Izandai: Vampire
NexusVoxx: vamp>
cerirn: DO IT
cotillion1850: Try inheritance
HesGotNoPants: inheritance
siegewino: vamp
Mattmitchell45: Ill!
Legosheep: DO IT
cotillion1850: oh that would be the 5th nvm
samubtdp1985: inheritance
Izandai: NOICE
gamercat88: artist
Lordofironstorm: Artist
KartoffelKaiser: Artist is great
queenfounder: Granny
Legosheep: cop out!
cotillion1850: I think you take fireblade
KartoffelKaiser: Sac outlets are something we don't have right now
Izandai: Oligarch definitely the best.
Dwinick: fireblade for sure
Mythdom: Artist is hard to cast
lifecharacter: Mom! Why does James get 3 grandmas?
radioshackraider: I'd take the artist
TheR676767: It's grandma, and her inheritence dot deck
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samubtdp1985: artist is nutz
gamercat88: yay exciting
malexus101: artist is not so good on the splash imho
KartoffelKaiser: ok so for real with no memes cut two of the inheritances
Mythdom: Artist is great but we're never gonna get it on turn two
KartoffelKaiser: but also play all of them
CommandoJE: Drop 4 Ill-Gotten Inheritance and you are halfway there Kappa
Mangledpixel: hate to say it, but cut two inheritance
samubtdp1985: transport
queenfounder: Consign is expensive to have 2 of them
Diabore: drop artist, to hard to cast
PhoenixMelior: we play all 4 inheritance because that's the point
BloodnBullets: not as much as james would hate to listen to you
bondeulv: drop imp
aitsu100: for the memes
dm818: cut debtor's transport
korvys: Drop a vampire
NexusVoxx: whats that 5drop knight
Arikell: going to have to drop the combat tricks to keep the inheritance
Ferisar: keep all 4 be a wizard
Mattmitchell45: Cut Priest
samubtdp1985: imp
gamercat88: imp and a consign
lifecharacter: We have to play the first game with four at least.
PhoenixMelior: no we're not sideboarding them out either
Iciilix: live the dream
yurgenjurgensen: Cut infiltrator.
Mythdom: Drop the vampire
siegewino: cut transport
Legosheep: Play all 4
RassilonDND: :( not even one
APrioriOfNothing: I would cut transport
HesGotNoPants: play 4 you cowards
Legosheep: It's a win con
Leafwind104: cut imp, vampire, transport
bondeulv: no
Rogtilop: Do it
fiftymcnasty: Play 4
KartoffelKaiser: We can cut one consign and board it back in against slower match ups
QTL7: ill gotten is so good though
queenfounder: You gotta TRY all 4
Rogtilop: D
radioshackraider: Ill Gotten is so, so good
aedriel91: live your dream
bondeulv: zeal
lifecharacter: Infiltrator and a vampire?
samubtdp1985: NNNOOOOOO MY INHERITANCE
queenfounder: 5 drop knight can go
KartoffelKaiser: We dont need the zeal
fiftymcnasty: LRR is the wacky draft crew
korvys: vampire
BloodnBullets: blade juggler
CloudSwordTwitch: 4 inheritance
Leafwind104: footlight fiend is probably bad
viridimayai: you can cut one inheritance right?
Diabore: or you can add 2 lands and call it good
sethmerickson17: consign
gamercat88: knight of sorrow
TheR676767: cut all rakdos lrrBEEJ
ChipMissile: Get rid of some of the 5s so we can get to inheritance
radioshackraider: Maybe we don't need to splash
bondeulv: one thrull, imp, racketeers
KartoffelKaiser: We can do without the Summary Judgement. It's not likely that our opponents will be attacking us
queenfounder: Cut rakdos
Leafwind104: fiend I think
korvys: Zeal
Diabore: id cut artist
Myclept: We should have taken 5 Inheritances so we could cut one
TheR676767: Now you've ruined it
dm818: 6 or 7
queenfounder: Try 4 but no splash
Mythdom: I think we cut the fireblade artist. Too hard to cast early
APrioriOfNothing: We're hardly gonna cast artist on turn two
RassilonDND: no run all 4.
malexus101: i'd say 6
SolarBlitz1: Get the deck picture to inheritence
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'd run 6 if I could.
aedriel91: Play 4
Papperslappen: Opponent never expect the fifth inheritance
Mythdom: Perfect
Legosheep: You NEED 4
Leafwind104: cut fiend, add in a Consign?
Arahura: you dont need artist on turn 2, it wins the late game
FoxTimFox: shaving off your trust fund...
PrancerInflatableReindeer: you dont want artist in 2, its a lategame engine
KartoffelKaiser: Fireblade artist is not necessary on turn 2. You play it whenever and kill your opponent with sac triggers.
korvys: Swap zeal for Consign
Aarek: make inheritance the box art
FoxTimFox: how will you save for retirement!?
KartoffelKaiser: But its a defensible cut in this deck
queenfounder: Deck's perfect
gamercat88: perfect deck
Lordofironstorm: put Artist back in
Mythdom: Deck's great
lifecharacter: If they concede to our third inheritance we won't need removal.
queenfounder: Opening hand - all four inheretences
KartoffelKaiser: We can board in consign #2 against slower decks
sethmerickson17: best deck ive ever seen
korvys: Consign stops you dying while you wait for Gains to work
queenfounder: inheritences
HydraWiggins: its a kind of magic
Arikell: It's a Kind of Magic
fiftymcnasty: Highlander?
Ferisar: "no" hahaha
korvys: Deck name - Sick Gains
ninja_theory_ashrams: crusty jugglers
samubtdp1985: its a kinda magic queen
ChipMissile: Got em
P4r7YG0D: Hi BenJamesman
Leafwind104: That's why I think cut the fiend, because your t1 play is almost always a gate
lifecharacter: Granma chunks for 3 lifegain next turn.
korvys: I'm thinking of the wrong card
KartoffelKaiser: You want to wait until you have a use for the two mana
Leafwind104: it draws a card
Mythdom: I like gradma here
ChipMissile: Grandma seems good
KartoffelKaiser: Oligarch is a threat right now
sethmerickson17: priest seems good here
malexus101: so, if i sac a creature with the priest as cost, can i target it to get it back?
DemonZeroX: Long time fan, been loving the magic streams. Keep being awesome guys and never let anyone ever tell you 4 Inheritances is too many! pogchamp100
queenfounder: Her and the mark has won be a couple of games
Mythdom: Mark on the spirit is gonna be nuts
DemonZeroX: tfsMP
Robot_Bones: He doesn't stand a ghost of a chance
fiftymcnasty: Mark the deathtoucher
lifecharacter: 4/4 Deathtouch vigilance lifelink menace.
BloodnBullets: sentilnels mark on sprit is pretty dope
FoxTimFox: scavnge for no value. smh
Fugi: if you cast zeal on your own creature does it kill it due to the spirit?
Fugi: guess not
MilkInBag: no because you need damage for deathtouch
arcaneemperor: summary judgement has deathtouch :D
fiftymcnasty: fiend and sac?
ninja_theory_ashrams: birb lion
Fugi: ah good point thanks @MilkInBag
malexus101: it's sac time?
APrioriOfNothing: Could just attack
anetfullofjello: saccing fiend seems gas
lifecharacter: Sac fiend.
Jondare: fiend, sac token and fiend, mark on death toucher to get lifelink
APrioriOfNothing: Attack all
Mattmitchell45: Sac Fiend
gamercat88: flunge
KartoffelKaiser: flunge
Lordofironstorm: sac feind
KartoffelKaiser: stop this cowardly math
adamjford: Congratulations! You solved the puzzle of activating Priest of Forgotten Gods on Arena.
fiftymcnasty: should have marked the spirit
DemonZeroX: Holy crap the plays PogChamp
PhoenixMelior: that was neat
Jondare: would probably have mainphased mark for lifelink
malexus101: this card is INSANE
APrioriOfNothing: No black mana
CommandoJE: Wow you did a lot of things that turn
queenfounder: They don't have a swamp
KartoffelKaiser: We dont need the life in this match up, leaving up mark as a trick is more valuable
korvys: Main phase Mark, attack
th4tus3rname: @loadingreadyrun are any of you guys gonna be at GP/Magicfest Calgary?
KartoffelKaiser: Notably, they dont have black for panther death touch
Lord_Hosk: swing, swing from the tangles of My heart is crushed by a former love
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But now it doesn't gain lifelink until end of turn!
Jondare: that's a blowout and a half
KartoffelKaiser: auto tap when you don't pay attention is a hell of a drug
Diabore: it auto tapped cause cat wasnt out yet
malexus101: James, will you come to EU in spring?
APrioriOfNothing: Can Priest sac self?
Diabore: priest it?
KennyMorgan: no @APrioriOfNothing
siegewino: no, it sais "other"
siegewino: says*
malexus101: I tried
Jondare: i think it's worth it
fiftymcnasty: yeah do it
ninja_theory_ashrams: do it
Lordofironstorm: doo eet
queenfounder: Yup
malexus101: sac'em
Diabore: i think timers going
KartoffelKaiser: Useful answer: No. Technically correct answer: Yes, if you target yourself. You would sacrifice two other creatures and the priest.
Arikell: don't you just judge the tapped guy?
queenfounder: It's fancy anyhow
TheWarbo: but what about mana burn lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: do it maybe you get an ill gotten inheritance llrrBEEJ
DemonZeroX: LUL
Robot_Bones: lrrBEEJ
jjaakee: good year
g3_lexicon: mtglexScrew mtglexScrew mtglexScrew mtglexScrew
malexus101: I was born that year .-.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They need 3 blockers now.
KartoffelKaiser: We dont want to sac the spirit right now. It's our win con
mariammistressofmanifolds: if you hold up priest you can guarantee kill on next turn
malexus101: yes they are
mariammistressofmanifolds: but they're likely dead anyway
queenfounder: Menace is great
Diabore: oops
Ancient_Chaos: @LoadingReadyRun Dear Dr Ben, I can't resist the temptation and have been looking at KH3 spoilers all day, how do I stop?
APrioriOfNothing: Menace still good
queenfounder: No BO1's here
lifecharacter: Jokes on them, we're actually an inheritance deck.
Lordofironstorm: Artist
CommandoJE: The best part is they don't even know our real plan
Diabore: @Ancient_Chaos renounce the internet till the 29th\
HesGotNoPants: menace + death touch is dumb
PhoenixMelior: Kingdom hearts 3 is out? Kappa
Ancient_Chaos: It is in Japan.
queenfounder: So you won without the inheritences... Just saying
Stoffern: Don't give up on your dream James
gamercat88: okay i accept that hand
drfox17: here weeee goooo
DemonZeroX: 2 Inheritance! PogChamp
queenfounder: Rip a land. Rip a land
PhoenixMelior: I truly do not believe it's coming out, like actually it's been ten years and it's dead to me
APrioriOfNothing: Dream big!
Morrigan9: where's the flannel and what have you done with the real ben?
queenfounder: Rip a land
DemonZeroX: The jinx NotLikeThis
APrioriOfNothing: Look at this curve
gamercat88: dont put that juju on us
Mattmitchell45: What happened to James? You use to be Ill.
KartoffelKaiser: holy shit look at all of this cash
queenfounder: Miss your 3 drop
DemonZeroX: We got it! PogChamp
APrioriOfNothing: We rich now
Leafwind104: inheritance turns on drill bit
HesGotNoPants: ben of all people, believe
KartoffelKaiser: We can drill bit when inheritance gives us spectacle
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can drill bit on turn 5.
CommandoJE: Haha
KartoffelKaiser: That's not even a joke
RassilonDND: we need to draw the 4th
Mangledpixel: holla holla get dolla
DeviantHS: playing rakdos in standard right now, a few days ago i thought about the flavor text of drill bit, when i used it on my op for the 4th time on turn 3. i rly never gets boring
ninja_theory_ashrams: crusty juggler
queenfounder: DO IT!
Diabore: their doing your work for you
DemonZeroX: YESSSS! LUL
KartoffelKaiser: dew it
MilkInBag: trickle down economy Kappa
lilyoswald: is this draft? This can't be draft
EvilBadman: 877 CASHNOW time
gamercat88: they will never see the 3rd one coming
KartoffelKaiser: take the damage
queenfounder: After life 2
HesGotNoPants: @lilyoswald they could have drafted 7
TheWarbo: Afterlife I think no block
APrioriOfNothing: Or kill 2/1?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take damage this turn.
KartoffelKaiser: priest can always block later
Leafwind104: i think take because you have an afterlife 2 card coming up
lilyoswald: wat
queenfounder: Second one
RassilonDND: take it and wait to chump something bigger
DemonZeroX: The fool, he's speeding up his death! Kappa
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I agree with that.
gamercat88: yes tempt the enemy into believing you only have one ill
adambomb625: I love the flavor text on Drill Bit
TheR676767: hit formation
APrioriOfNothing: Formation
KartoffelKaiser: Formation is scary
mariammistressofmanifolds: formation
queenfounder: So I THINK they are azorious haha
kumatsu: I just got here and wtf is this deck
samubtdp1985: formation
KartoffelKaiser: @Kumatsu we are the 1%
Fantusta: It's al ill-gotten inheritance draft deck
thenb44: is this draft?
Fantusta: a.k.a. the usual
HesGotNoPants: @thenb44 yes
MilkInBag: auto tap strikes again
DeviantHS: autotap best tap
Diabore: i dont like how it does lifelink now
queenfounder: NOW the second one?
QTL7: That's bargaining, a step in the briefing process
Furrytractor68: Oh my lord, it's happeniiiing VoHiYo
Dix: PogChamp
QTL7: griefing
QTL7: eff
FoxTimFox: dual wielding wallets
Lordofironstorm: It's about sending a message
Diabore: maybe racketeers before thrull
gamercat88: the ill-est play incoming
secretbranch: it's all about the THIRD inheritance
MilkInBag: double testament
Leafwind104: wow wrong target there
drfox17: wooow
queenfounder: Now you must play the 3rd one
DemonZeroX: Didn't destroy the Inheritance LUL
queenfounder: Make them regret that
Diabore: do the inmheritance
KartoffelKaiser: Inheritance.
Lordofironstorm: Orator
SkylerRingtail: Live the dream?
Tzeeeeentch: inheritance
MechaKuuga: INHERITANCE
illmastershogun: inheritance
Tzeeeeentch: its so good
imwaaaaytoinvested: just do the thing
queenfounder: You know what you gotta do
KartoffelKaiser: It does not matter if its the correct play on the battlefield it is the correct play in our hearts
queenfounder: That sigh
gamercat88: whats in their hand?
MilkInBag: 100% pestilence
Leafwind104: 3rd inheritance sets us up rreally well
ninja_theory_ashrams: BagOfMemes BagOfMemes BagOfMemes
samubtdp1985: orator
KartoffelKaiser: yeeeeesssss
Diabore: all or nothing
TheWarbo: "Chat wins"
imwaaaaytoinvested: iv been here 10 seaconds and im allready confused
DemonZeroX: Yesss!
RassilonDND: chump here.
TheR676767: @gamercat88 !summary judge
queenfounder: It's literally the whole point of this deck
TheR676767: !card summary judge
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PrancerInflatableReindeer: liar, you just showed you cared by thinking about it
freshmaker__: @LoadingReadyRun Oh yeah, Ben, after you mentioned Yamantaka // Sonic Titan on the Boxing Day stream, I checked them out, and they're super awesome.
Leafwind104: nah they had to tap 4 white there
DemonZeroX: Yesss!!!
Dix: never didn't have it
gamercat88: what what
HesGotNoPants: lrrSACK
DemonZeroX: Believe in the dream!
Fugi: need a land
Fantusta: lrrGREED lrrSACK
Dix: One is not zero
Ferisar: you can start blowing up the inheritances for healing/lethal?
Dix: land and we win
Furrytractor68: Oh NO VoHiYo
DemonZeroX: LOL
Dix: hahaha wait
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't you win next turn?
MilkInBag: orator + spirit was better
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We're dead.
AlbertOreo: you win
anetfullofjello: they win don't they?
fiftymcnasty: You are DoB now
Dix: we ded
Diabore: inheritance 4s you
AlbertOreo: i mean you lose
JosephDeath: Do they win by saccing the inheritance?
APrioriOfNothing: We dead
KartoffelKaiser: We're dead either way
Dix: ded
anetfullofjello: they just pop their gains
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right
KartoffelKaiser: They have inheritance activation
malexus101: we were dead anyway
anetfullofjello: or w/e it's called
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
DemonZeroX: Don't do it! nooooo
QTL7: JUSTICE
FoxTimFox: sheeeeit
TheWarbo: WOW
Furrytractor68: WE are dead by our own strategy!! VoHiYo
DeviantHS: the irony
DemonZeroX: LUL
Mysticman89: you shoulda drafted it earlier
KartoffelKaiser: Justice exists in this cruel world
TheR676767: see it's like poetry, it rhymes
gamercat88: nope just need to have 4
TheWarbo: That's what you get for cutting the 4th IGI
Mysticman89: never mind how drafting works in this.
DeviantHS: should have played the 4th
queenfounder: Keep it. Do it again. But better. SImple
korvys: You know why you didn't win? Needed 4
Rahserat: should have added the 4th
MilkInBag: it's warm because you're there adam OpieOP
viridimayai: any idea when I can draft RNA with gold?
Arikell: It's just Karma four cutting the fourth inheritance
DemonZeroX: Please Rakdos Gate BlessRNG
secretbranch: Ahh Judy
DemonZeroX: Still good
RassilonDND: this is why we shouldve drafted the 5th and 6 inheritance
TheWarbo: Ill-Gotten Inheritance saw your sideboard betrayal, and it abandoned you.
weff47: some butterscotch
mcspikes: He who lives by the inheritance, dies by the inheritance
freshmaker__: shes followed us here from Infliction
DemonZeroX: YESSSS!!
WonderfulGlory: Gross
Leafwind104: get in with grandman then priest?
Lordofironstorm: WutFace
KartoffelKaiser: Granny brought her new friend Judith.
gamercat88: oh grandma i knew you had cookies in this sewing tin
DemonZeroX: Thank you Blessed Grandma <3
angreesloth: just a bunch of good looking beardy bois up on the stream tonight.
KartoffelKaiser: It's very PG BDSM and I'm into it
Diabore: depose
queenfounder: Take the binding!
Lordofironstorm: Depose
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take the removal.
DemonZeroX: Binding I'd say
malexus101: I'm on adam's side here
PrancerInflatableReindeer: HSWP
Dix: Smrt
APrioriOfNothing: Time for Judge Judy
DemonZeroX: LUL
secretbranch: Judy Doom vs Judy Blume
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "I think it's some kind of dance music"
Dix: Its Judith's mom
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooDerp
thomas: No, that's the same person in an out of the dungeon
korvys: Teysa/Judith
DemonZeroX: They definitely hang for tea on the weekends
Znazl: GayPride
angreesloth: woah the stream overlay for arena is AMAZING, i just noticed that
Mysticman89: I assume BEE DSM? I think it's got to do with honey?
KartoffelKaiser: I think they are. Rakdos is anti-bolas and Orzhov is bolas
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ForOhForError: they are in fact on opposite sides
malexus101: they should bd warring soonish
gamercat88: oli and jud coming to netflix this spring
queenfounder: Someone didn't read Judith
Dix: Get thop'd
DemonZeroX: BEGONE THOPT!
Lordofironstorm: BEGONE THOPT
malexus101: footliht fiend + priest is dope this turn
MilkInBag: infiltrator 100%
lookimadinosaur: judith is non token
MilkInBag: 🦋
KartoffelKaiser: Yes ben. Yes it is
DemonZeroX: LUL
TheR676767: wait, why did he get grandma's inheritence?
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Lord_Hosk: So ben james and adam walk into an agents office and say, we have this new act we want to show you...
Lord_Hosk: (censored)
DemonZeroX: Very nice PogChamp
weff47: that's a good turn
angreesloth: this deck is toight
KartoffelKaiser: Bear of forgotten gods PogChamp
Lord_Hosk: THE ARISTOCRATS
Laserbeaks_Fury: Judy in the Sky, with Diamonds
1y1e: Daaaaaym, Judy HENCH
thomturtle: "Dame Judi, British Diva"
Lordofironstorm: Swiss Army Preist
DemonZeroX: But wait, there's more!
viridimayai: Priest of the Kitchen sink seems too strong for Pro Tour Alex's Kitchen
thomturtle: I think it's an i
cambo212: I know ben is joking but you dont gain life
queenfounder: System online
TheWarbo: that is not really a play they wanted to make
KartoffelKaiser: Time to inheritance back and forth forever
AlbertOreo: we have lethal right?
lifecharacter: They die to activation
DemonZeroX: Dammit!
Lordofironstorm: Pop the inheritance
gamercat88: redemption
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But they need to activate to stay alive.
BloodnBullets: adam we have 4 in this deck
AlbertOreo: coulndt you sac the two creatures and then get 2 mana to pop inheritance?
DeviantHS: @BloodnBullets 1 in sideboard
TheWarbo: we only have 3 in this deck lrrAWW
BloodnBullets: aww we sideboarded one? what is this shit!
TheMuffinDragon: it costs 6 to pop @albertoreo
BloodnBullets: no wonder we lost
queenfounder: When was it sideboarded?
Dix: Still dead to spirit?
Diabore: kill with priest
ZuNy77: sac the 2 men
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Style points. Activate Priest.
korvys: Priest
malexus101: sac with priest
DemonZeroX: now we win LUL
Lordofironstorm: boop
DeviantHS: sac
KartoffelKaiser: so rude
Mewdog: *poke*
thomas: Cold. As. Ice
TheR676767: *tosses grandma
TheR676767: *'s inheritence
DemonZeroX: Inheritance! Kappa
lifecharacter: Sunder Shaman
BloodnBullets: lanowar elf
SydPreviouslyHeadache: unsealing is a rare btw
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dino lord
Dwinick: hahahahaa so they don't forget it
KartoffelKaiser: John Spineback, author of Ixalan's most famous novel "Dinos of Wrath"
Mysticman89: they'll never suspect something so obvious
Laserbeaks_Fury: Weald Explorer
queenfounder: Keepin' it
malexus101: i mull this
LegionLoyalist: I'd ship it
Mysticman89: LRR is branching into some kinnky stuff.
TheWarbo: !findquote weird
LRRbot: Quote #4312: "Maybe they're not weird. Maybe shrimp are normal." —Heather [2017-07-23]
KartoffelKaiser: James and Chair co-stream PogChamp
TheMuffinDragon: cant mull a hand like that in limited
viridimayai: You say weird, but all I hear is fun
Dwinick: James says as he implies he isn't weird
DeviantHS: wait you guys still do friday nights?
Grimmig_Dunkel: Woo James plays magic
Himyul: normal is weird
TheMetalupis: James "quite normal" Turner
MilkInBag: too normal...that's suspicious James
A_Dub888: !findquote wierd
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Dwinick: Nah you're just hot James
PrancerInflatableReindeer: so you admit it?
Mangledpixel: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #2030: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" —James [in background] [2016-03-04]
Grimmig_Dunkel: How warm is it there James?
radioshackraider: James is the most normal of the LRR crew. Somehow
MilkInBag: I'm pretty sure Beej is the most normal
Grimmig_Dunkel: Its 21.5 C here or 71F
malexus101: opponent is going to town btw
MilkInBag: secretly
PrancerInflatableReindeer: yeah, undress a bit
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away
Dwinick: That's "fine"
KartoffelKaiser: That's a fine double block if they have no trick
MilkInBag: oof
Dwinick: fart knockers
KartoffelKaiser: They had a trick we're so dead
plaidscientist: big oof
Himyul: the blowouts
MechaKuuga: James is just secretly the strangest creature alive... secretly
TheMuffinDragon: that faerie always seems to do good stuff
BaltanII: You just got TEMUR'd.
KartoffelKaiser: They have a 1/2 they already have
ZuNy77: thrull is so good
MilkInBag: wet gruul
KartoffelKaiser: and then they did
Dwinick: here it commmmmes
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
ZuNy77: oof
Dwinick: ballsacks
DemonZeroX: Ouch NotLikeThis
Obsolete2885: danCry
KartoffelKaiser: ok so hear me out. Maybe their internet connection fails.
MilkInBag: x/4s are almost impossible to beat in this format
KartoffelKaiser: Maybe their left mouse button gets stuck
Dwinick: What is x/4?
MilkInBag: X power, 4 toughness
Dwinick: just x - power/4 toughness?
Dwinick: woot thanks
malexus101: i suggest to bring in our 4/4 post side
Arikell: surprised they're not pumping that with all the mana they have
gamercat88: cuz x gunna give 4 to you
KartoffelKaiser: It is possible that an until now unknown property of computing causes a bit to spontaneously flip within their hard drive, causing them to concede.
queenfounder: Did we get that exile 4 or greater card?
plaidscientist: without
cambo212: cant tap fliers
Laserbeaks_Fury: *without flying
Lord_Hosk: do onboard tricks count?
v_nome: Should... should we pull this thread?
KartoffelKaiser: You should concede first timing out on them would be rude
Lord_Hosk: bye james
ForOhForError: bye
RassilonDND: welcome to mtg with chair friend
DemonZeroX: RIP
Arikell: ooof
QTL7: bye james, hope you find your dad
Dwinick: hard cheese my dude
BaltanII: Aaaaaaaaaall the Temur tricks. :(
DemonZeroX: Dude was always a step ahead NotLikeThis
queenfounder: Consign
malexus101: opponent with the god hand
ForOhForError: adam_creepy_laugh.tiff
malexus101: didn't we have the Afterlife 3 guy?
plaidscientist: That is some creepy background laughter though
cotillion1850: well the cats seems good here death touch is a way to compete with large creatures
DemonZeroX: Ouch
RassilonDND: hope james can find my dad. hes been gone for cigarettes for so long :(
MilkInBag: it's been 84 years
Dwinick: ?
Dwinick: Is that an inside joke of sorts?
HesGotNoPants: no just sad. chin up dads leave
MilkInBag: dont you have a shirt under that sweater?&
Dwinick: lol
BaltanII: Gotta be sure
Dwinick: Just suffer in silence I see
MilkInBag: ah gotcha, too lazy seabatBRAIN
Mysticman89: you could take off the shirt and leave the sweater.
malexus101: that query took a long time
DemonZeroX: Creatures please BlessRNG
Mysticman89: you can do it. might need scissors.
MilkInBag: it's just birthing pod, no big deal
radioshackraider: I'm pretty sure I could take a tee off without taking a jumper off
Furrytractor68: Birthing Pod in Limited!
Karfsma778: Pod
CardKingdom: It's Pod
BaltanII: That's a BAD x/4 to see
malexus101: the real trick would be leaving the body, without leavin either the shirt or the swaeter
samubtdp1985: its birthinng pod
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secretbranch: It's Tide Pod
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seeper or Creeple?
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Steeper
MilkInBag: overheat
That_Twiggy_Guy: Game
laskotheking: Hi James! How are things in the LRRniverse?
El_Funko: Good morning famed Magic Streamer James Turner!
MilkInBag: i would block the 4/2
TheWarbo: Why not take out their creeper?
Dwinick: summary judgement the frog thingy?
MilkInBag: you have judgment ready if they try any trick
Angreed66: Game thanks for punishing mardu.
TheWarbo: ahh, right, because we could just do it now
MilkInBag: applied biomancy
malexus101: just judg'em you next main in case
Dwinick: noice
MilkInBag: LUL
BaltanII: Come on creature off the top!
El_Funko: Woof
MrQBear: Oh nooo
kamelion84: lrrWOW
That_Twiggy_Guy: MAXIMUM OOF
Dwinick: And then it happened
Karfsma778: welp
secretbranch: y1k35
Damagicsausage: numotFLOOD numotFLOOD numotFLOOD
radioshackraider: Dead
BaltanII: Wrong player...
MilkInBag: i cant stop laughing
HesGotNoPants: lrrSCOOP
TheWooglie: oshiOof
Robot_Bones: lrrEFF
El_Funko: seabatYIKES
Galactic_pain: Oh my
Arikell: time to rip a consign
stevestein: It's okay, James drew a basic land
DemonZeroX: sooo next opponent
El_Funko: Gate Colossus is so damn good
MilkInBag: 1-1
MilkInBag: OOF
Damagicsausage: GG
RafaBrands: James: Not a known catcher of breaks
Lordofironstorm: F
KartoffelKaiser: This kills the James
radioshackraider: F
kamelion84: lrrAWW
Tzeeeeentch: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Jarcarp: rip
malexus101: Famous YouTuber James turner has deep life crisis on live [1:15]
DemonZeroX: NotLikeThis
Dwinick: <3
BaltanII: F-est of Fs.
Lordofironstorm: RIP
MilkInBag: they have a good deck
BloodnBullets: do it, DO IT
Lord_Hosk: somedays.. you just cant win
Dwinick: We believe james
BloodnBullets: "some days you just cant get rid of a bomb" - batman
Lord_Hosk: Opponent "thought sees"
Arikell: Love that confidence
DemonZeroX: PogChamp
malexus101: hand is bonkersino
Dix: pretty sick curve
Jarcarp: all hope is gone
MilkInBag: play infiltrator before judith btw
Mewdog: guessing this one
RatekStormcrow: This =
laskotheking: A great deal of them, James
Damagicsausage: The LRRVerse
stevestein: I believe you can find that universe, James
korvys: 616
HesGotNoPants: your universe
aerohydra: the universe we're living in, its the worst timeline
MercurialVox: pretty simple, you just never draw another spell
Dwinick: absurd
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The one in which they played a 1/4 there?
QTL7: just win the game 4Head
BaltanII: I mean, this timeline isn't bonkers good?
DeviantHS: ill gotten off the top
stevestein: James is laughing at the gods, and those gods will smite him
secretbranch: "connection lost"
DemonZeroX: I can't wait till we get hit with 4 removals and lose LUL
aerohydra: sounds like youre tempting fate james
corpocracy: Get in there grandma
HesGotNoPants: this is as good as it gets..." icarus
malexus101: Judith is a dumb card
corpocracy: Take it
malexus101: i can't wait to play her
BaltanII: Grandma's making it work? Somehow??
QTL7: stony shoot justith
QTL7: ooph
MilkInBag: wow that's very good
gualdhar: he's killing judith
Arikell: going to kill judith with that counter
EvilBadman: @HesGotNoPants Icarus was not content.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They should have waited until they blocked.
MilkInBag: ^
Mewdog: i already miss judith
Arikell: still they're pretty far behind here
HesGotNoPants: @evilbadman bet he was just before those wings melted....
EvilBadman: If he was content, he wouldn't have pushed higher :P
El_Funko: Yeah it's pure value
HesGotNoPants: I said just before
QTL7: running into duelist t2 is the worst
Dix: Rude
TheManaLeek: Very rude
MilkInBag: 🐸
Mewdog: this universe is looking less amazing than previously thought
Damagicsausage: How do we LOOOOOSE?
weff47: Hi Adam!
MilkInBag: Adam, save us please
laskotheking: Greetings to the one true Wrestleboi!
BaltanII: Adam is the hero we needed!
BloodnBullets: yeah james, we remember your god-taunting
Angreed66: That's why temur is better than mardu.
Mewdog: sacrilege
Kaszoski: Adam knows all about hubris
HesGotNoPants: 2 turn clock
MilkInBag: on the contrary
radioshackraider: Time to start drawing our Inheritence funds?
Znazl: rooBooli yes
Lord_Hosk: James is bullying us with his bad luck
Mewdog: he bullied us so bad
silenceaux: Well, they held up the flying blocker.
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooBooli
Jarcarp: yes
DemonZeroX: Yes BibleThump
Robot_Bones: He said HE was the boshy
HesGotNoPants: no I fell down the stairs adam. it's ok
HesGotNoPants: lrrFINE
adi_pie: Yes
sivakrytos: james is the boshy
adi_pie: Always
KartoffelKaiser: Yes Adam always
DemonZeroX: Noooo~
Mewdog: he said he'd say that
noakyy: Always?
queenfounder: That sounds like something we would do
WonderfulGlory: We're sorry
Leafwind104: You're going to just kill them with 1/1s
stevestein: I mean, we're not *not* trying to turn you against each other
Coinman1863: Why would we ever do that?
TheWarbo: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #1299: "I'll let the Chat yell at you from here on out." —Graham [2015-12-16]
Dwinick: <3 Adam
Mysticman89: are you not the same person? You might both be the boshy.
MercurialVox: while I don't remember doing that, I believe that I would
adi_pie: No, I'm Adi.
MrQBear: Adam is scolding us, I think we hecked up.
HesGotNoPants: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2320: "I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you." —Liz [2016-04-15]
KartoffelKaiser: No.
sivakrytos: we're def not sorry
Leafwind104: I think attack with both and set up a quicker kill
silenceaux: can't play both
Kaszoski: I don't even know what the boshy is
WonderfulGlory: *in Canadian* Sorry
BloodnBullets: lizard cant be blocked by tokens
malexus101: adam acting dad-like makes resisting to use the cursed name really hard tbh
KartoffelKaiser: Well we are #SorryNotSorry, does that count as sorry?
Mewdog: aWkWaRd
Leafwind104: they have 2 turns
Kaszoski: What's a Boshy and why is James the Boshy?
MilkInBag: ItsBoshyTime
Dwinick: It's a game Adam plays on his channel
lettuce_lad: hi
MilkInBag: of course he did, all the game is the easy except Sonic
HesGotNoPants: @kaszoski cause adam wants it
Lord_Hosk: that was bad
El_Funko: Dagger Caster?
Leafwind104: they want to get in with the 3/3?
MilkInBag: PFFFFFF
Leafwind104: or that
Leafwind104: oaky
El_Funko: Welp
Dwinick: eff
Lord_Hosk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Znazl: LUL
phorrestgaze: or that
chesul: so, I just have to say, I've been running a simic adapt deck recently, and sharktocrab is super sweet with simic ascendancy.
Mewdog: THIS IS THE BAD UNIVERSE
Kaszoski: Ah
TheWooglie: good thing you didn't play both
TheMicah21: Found the line
Impera9: GAAAHH
MilkInBag: kaya's wrath
TheWarbo: "in what universe does this hand lose?"
adi_pie: But what if lands?
RafaBrands: James, you should get a priest, and a small priest, and a big priest
Kaszoski: Wasn't it a good hand at the start?
DemonZeroX: James noooo come back BibleThump
BaltanII: And then Adam was the Boshy
HesGotNoPants: @thewarbo do a quote
frigorifo00: Hi!
Mewdog: finally, a cool winning boi
KartoffelKaiser: Ok so Adam board out all those dumb 4 mana enchantments
MilkInBag: oh no BibleThump
fiftymcnasty: best stream
Damagicsausage: Oh LRR brought in the ringer
richard_ermen: 4x Ill-Gotten Inheritance..Madness.
Tzeeeeentch: Switch to Boshy?
MilkInBag: 4x inheritance LUL
BloodnBullets: i feel like we need a clip of the start and end of that match cut together
KingOfDoma: Hi dad. How was your day?
MilkInBag: @KingOfDoma cursed word
Impera9: should you run 1 or 2 lockets?
corpocracy: You might want to check out the 4-drop slot
MilkInBag: -1 inheritance +1 locket
Kaszoski: What's the cursed word?
adi_pie: The cursed word? SaviDad?
ujai321: hi day, how was your dad?
KingOfDoma: I thought he was leaning into it?
malexus101: knight of the last breath adam, the last breath
kkat4884: Daddy?
secretbranch: fine, hello father
ChaoticObserver: Immediate pivot to Azorious
richard_ermen: -2 Inheritance, +1 Locket, +1 Locket.
lonlycracker: is that rakdos guild gate not worth it?
lifesnufferi: lockets card draw especially in that mid range game there
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you ever finish RDR2?
richard_ermen: Lockets are both Fixing & CardDraw
malexus101: @adi_pie savidaddy*
HesGotNoPants: savidad?
Martinkaca: Are you guys gonna be playing any more Keyforge? I just picked up a few decks and the starter and I am having fun.
MilkInBag: chat stop DansGame
radioshackraider: Adam is a silver-haired fox, but not a dad
queenfounder: Pizza sounds good
Robot_Bones: feliz savidad
laskotheking: BENNNNNNN. Its now the most adorable bois! <3
MrQBear: Oh, so now the plan is to spook Adam away and get Ben to play?
KartoffelKaiser: h*ck yeah broother
MilkInBag: @Laserbeaks_Fury im currently finishing chapter 5
El_Funko: Ben I want pizza
BaltanII: Can I have some pizza??
Laserbeaks_Fury: My favorite character is the head of the gang, what's his name
TheWarbo: Ben did you bring pizza for all of chat?
Diabore: ive had so many pushed spirals, makes me sad
MilkInBag: Dutch?
adi_pie: @MrQBear we just keep rotating through hosts until we get back to James.
Mewdog: HOT
MilkInBag: TOS dudes
Martinkaca: Pizza Bois!
noakyy: Big ram.
MrQBear: @adi_pie Oh, I get it. When do we get Beej to play a round? ' -'
richard_ermen: Ignore Giant, go for Inheritance
DemonZeroX: Woah, hot pizza sharing stream doodLewd
PrancerInflatableReindeer: that is a RAM
MilkInBag: download more ram
adi_pie: Ben, it's 2AM, should I still get pizza?
Dwinick: spells have deathtouch is such a weird effect
BaltanII: "Give me PIIIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA"
Arikell: they are definitely on the gates plan though
Angreed66: blaze em
zerg539: @adi_pie if you can get some
KartoffelKaiser: Narrator: The did
Impera9: he built a gate deck LUL
secretbranch: p i z z a
freshmaker__: p-i-z-z-a
adi_pie: @zerg539 I know a pizza place that's open 24/7.
richard_ermen: Gates would only deal 3, why care?
Baldrash: It’s never a bad time for pizza adi_pie.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: @adi_pie no
malexus101: @adi_pie yes. Idk how is eastern eu time zone pizza tho
Spacecarl: I kept running into the gate deck and they had perfect curves at all times. its frustrating
Alixonzen: should have dropped inheritance
KartoffelKaiser: Ok so Adam what you've gotta do is Judgment that ram when it taps to attack you :)
Dc0n: the ram just doesn't care about your removal :)
TallBlondePillager: That bird chirping though
MilkInBag: bots dont draft a single gate
AGiantRoach: gates is a thing in standard too
Diabore: is that a g?
Martinkaca: Who dat?
PrancerInflatableReindeer: graham, the bodyless voice
ReydienOnline: they drop a riot with a +1/+1 and kill the 2/2, claling
KartoffelKaiser: absolutely no you cannot race that but do it anyway
lifecharacter: Judgement needs a tap.
AGiantRoach: SMOrc
malexus101: it begins with a spin of monetary deprivation
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silenceaux: chump with fiend, ping their face?
BaltanII: "Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls!"
ReydienOnline: oh that's even worse
Dwinick: gross
Dix: oh thats bad
ReydienOnline: oh he did both
MilkInBag: alexa what is vigilance and why is it good
lifecharacter: And they continue to worsen
Mewdog: wow james' curse lingered
DigitalSeahorse: Hi Adam, Ben and Arm
PrancerInflatableReindeer: you have the ping
PrancerInflatableReindeer: noooo
KartoffelKaiser: Chump and ping face
PrancerInflatableReindeer: well
Legosheep: What's 15 damage a turn when you have TWO ill-gotten inheritance
Dwinick: just slightly dead
MilkInBag: gates ablaze
lifecharacter: Do we still have consign?
Dwinick: xD
MilkInBag: pfffff
RafaBrands: I wish I had G's confidence
DemonZeroX: LUL
azureHaights: The only life point that matters is the one after the last one. lrrBEEJ
Kaszoski: F
Mewdog: james did this to us
Arikell: Dead
Dix: Straight ded
BaltanII: NICE TOPDEXK
MilkInBag: and it's over PogChamp
richard_ermen: Not enough.
Spacecarl: James definitely cursed the stream
malexus101: you might have survived by using the inheritances
richard_ermen: He ded.
secretbranch: in heritance trigger concede?
DemonZeroX: 12 > 9 LUL
RafaBrands: Hey Graham, How much would you charge to say you're fine, no you're not dead every time I play Arena?
MilkInBag: never
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, go to -7, my turn?
richard_ermen: Dropped Inheritance too late.
malexus101: no sorry
malexus101: my bad
malexus101: Adam, you cannot respond to state based
BloodnBullets: best card in the set!
DemonZeroX: Oooh Electro PogChamp
richard_ermen: Nice
AGiantRoach: technically a "shock"
Alixonzen: drafting black white is pretty garbage without tons of removals or big butts
Diabore: ive cast bedevil off dominance, it was awesome
El_Funko: Windmill slam Colossus
richard_ermen: Actually go for 3, cast Shock as well, also deals 3.
Dix: Aww no votes. lol
DemonZeroX: Gate Deck, here we go! LUL
TheWooglie: take all gates
ujai321: every of 1 deck
Diabore: teysa
fiftymcnasty: Gate.dek
richard_ermen: Go for 2RR and you ge 5 with a 1R 3dmg spell.
Damagicsausage: Hey kid, you want some gates?
malexus101: TEYSA tho
Jorge4hg: now get gate
PrancerInflatableReindeer: hello, my name is prancer and I am a boring spike.
richard_ermen: Go for 3RR and 1RR and deal 7.
Jarcarp: go gates
richard_ermen: It´s so versatile.
DemonZeroX: Totally not playing that deck LUL
Alixonzen: gateway plaza
DownUnderPlunder: Gate deck *clap clap clap
richard_ermen: Grasping Thrull ....naaaa.
malexus101: but Teysa is so cute q.q
richard_ermen: Not really good.
Kaszoski: So like 14 gates?
DemonZeroX: Open the Gates?
Trueblunts: Teysa is best waifu annaYA
Jarcarp: GATES!!!!!
TheR676767: Gates (totally not azorious)
queenfounder: Drafting gates is scary
BrewTapCast: This is so many gates!
malexus101: Teysa will marry you and strip you of all your mortal possessions
secretbranch: why play magic when you could play GATES?!?!?!
Jorge4hg: adam is now the gatekeeper
PrancerInflatableReindeer: shimmy shimmy
korvys: Shimmer lets you find your gates
Damagicsausage: Shimmer can find more gates
silenceaux: I love all this card draw you have to find your Only Creature Card
tekn0shaman: caretaker feels not very good to me
DemonZeroX: Shimmer or Expose I'd say
Robot_Bones: bird horse
Baldrash: How many gates are we on my dudes/dudettes?
Furrytractor68: F for Light The Stage
Kaszoski: 6 gates right now
HesGotNoPants: but then who is t hf e key master?
secretbranch: lockets are like gates
DemonZeroX: Skewer?
Kaszoski: !light the stage
DemonZeroX: Open?
TheManaLeek: Skewer is deece plus
Furrytractor68: Open the gates!!
Kaszoski: !card light the stage
LRRbot: Light Up the Stage [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
stevestein: MOAR GATES
Jorge4hg: gate?
tekn0shaman: we are in so much trouble here XD
Lord_Hosk: the bots are all confused
Robot_Bones: Skewer? I hardly know her
Kaszoski: We're based gates
queenfounder: That's a nice gate there
SrMuskrat: 2nd birb
PrancerInflatableReindeer: base azorious, right?
Alixonzen: death toucher
radioshackraider: Death toucher
freshmaker__: groodi
SrMuskrat: orzhov racketeers?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bird for High Alert
Arikell: Orator, if you're azorius?
silenceaux: Pick 2 Gate Pogchamp
illmastershogun: groodion
stevestein: They have only four cards without Gate in its name
falingard: Soul Mister!
DemonZeroX: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm getting banned
secretbranch: orzhov gate is a black source
DownUnderPlunder: Make it so
SrMuskrat: skyguard is very good
Furrytractor68: We take the skyguard, We go for the long game! VoHiYo
Kaszoski: !card high alert
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
Kaszoski: Ah buttfight card
Diabore: you dont have any high drops atm
RafaBrands: I would take binding
queenfounder: Well except for the 8/8
secretbranch: there is a high drop
tekn0shaman: information campaign
Trueblunts: Punished
Kaszoski: Dovin's a QT?
nickreese923: Ben I am also getting kingdom hearts 3 who is ur favorite character
illmastershogun: Dovin IS a cutie
Robot_Bones: dovan is a cutie
PrancerInflatableReindeer: we have no ram and no ablazes, but the colossus is a nice finisher regardless, right?
Furrytractor68: We pray for Gate Payouts
stevestein: MOAR GATES
TheR676767: Bant gates?
silenceaux: I find that attempt at a pun rather... Laborius
Diabore: its mid pack 2, you have 10 playables
Alixonzen: vampire?
SrMuskrat: viskopa vampire
RafaBrands: Esper?
Lord_Hosk: the bots are just like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? what are we supposed to pass you?"
Dk_Thunder: and phatty colossus
El_Funko: We win in the Gate Colossus' backpack
TastyCactus: PogChamp
korvys: TAKE IT
Furrytractor68: We take it! VoHiYo
PrancerInflatableReindeer: yes
PrancerInflatableReindeer: rewarded
korvys: never ever ever pass that card
Kaszoski: WE esper gates!
tekn0shaman: game felt bad for us, gave us good stuff in p3
Alixonzen: scream shield
incredulouspasserby: I looked away, what was the bomb?
Kaszoski: Look azorius dude, what's he do?
tekn0shaman: ethereal absolution
Robot_Bones: she is a bear
silenceaux: She stops Electrodominance, I guess
tekn0shaman: !absolution
BloodnBullets: lavina stops OP playing early colossus
SkylerRingtail: We're flying now, boys!
PrancerInflatableReindeer: booty spirit
Furrytractor68: Gate Payoff!
Sannindi: Lavinia: relevant in Vintage, not in Limited.
Robot_Bones: he look a gate
Lordofironstorm: Insight
Lordofironstorm: Inheritance Kappa
Diabore: why is rhythm so good
TheR676767: can't wait to die to 3 matches of rakdos lrrDOTS
DemonZeroX: Gate? LUL
Papperslappen: The shield goes aaaaAAAAAaaaaaH
RafaBrands: Locket?
korvys: Locket
Lordofironstorm: Locket
korvys: Black mana
koaxkoax: phiblthicc
queenfounder: I've been really wanting to see you guys draft WU so much
KartoffelKaiser: Fblthicc is a real great nickname
Papperslappen: Fbltihcc lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
DemonZeroX: LUL
Dix: Wait... is that really the nickname people are calling it?!?
silenceaux: I see Prying Eyes and I just think about how it's not Opportunity
TastyCactus: seagTHICC
koaxkoax: @Dix there can be no other nickname
koaxkoax: it's so good
malexus101: Fbltcc such a good naaaaame
Diabore: thats enough, colossus at 6 is great
Kaszoski: That was pack 3 already? Man that went fast
queenfounder: Deck's perfect
Arikell: lockets will get you to your late drops faster
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korvys: And the angel
DownUnderPlunder: Most gates
tekn0shaman: this is a silly deck, but i like it
tekn0shaman: godspeed bravesouls
kkat4884: play all the gates
Diabore: 0-2
korvys: Kurt Angel
TastyCactus: 5-0 drop Kreygasm
DemonZeroX: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: 5 - 0 drop to send a message
koaxkoax: muuullll FeelsBadMan
TastyCactus: LUL
koaxkoax: oh the prefect hand
KartoffelKaiser: crying emoji ok hand 100 emoji
AGiantRoach: WOW
koaxkoax: t5 colossus
phorrestgaze: oof
Dk_Thunder: oof
DemonZeroX: LOL
MilkInBag: perfect
secretbranch: HAH
Kairanie: Yes!
DeviantHS: SNEEP
RatekStormcrow: GAS !!
silenceaux: LRREff
tekn0shaman: excellent
Damagicsausage: SNEAP
TheWarbo: KEEP
Kaszoski: So we
kkat4884: ez keep
Impera9: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
PrancerInflatableReindeer: keep its
Jorge4hg: perfect
MilkInBag: I'd keep it
Dix: jfc
malexus101: SNEEP
Lordofironstorm: karma
SrMuskrat: keep
freshmaker__: flood beats screw
KartoffelKaiser: keep
jonasjonIV: lrrFINE
Impera9: KEEP IT
RafaBrands: SNEEEP
silenceaux: lrrEFF
Sannindi: Nothin' but gass!
incredulouspasserby: PERFECT
pkgn_iamerror: What a load of gas
cheeseflinger: KEEP
ReydienOnline: deck plz
TheMicah21: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
7gorobei: keep
adi_pie: Keep it you coward!
lookimadinosaur: keep
kanimaras: 5 is so much better
HesGotNoPants: lrrFINE
TheWarbo: hand has gas
Impera9: DEFINITE KEEP
RassilonDND: the 5-0 drop, the next best thing to the 0-0 drop
lookimadinosaur: you get scry
ujai321: we always have game 2
KartoffelKaiser: This is God's Perfect Hand of Magic Cards
ralphp99: easy keep
A_Dub888: YOLO
DemonZeroX: hbi2kOops hbi2kAll Land LUL
Damagicsausage: SNEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Alixonzen: lol
Legosheep: Scry land
SkylerRingtail: Be it on your own head
Furrytractor68: We are scrying! VoHiYo
Arikell: Mull it
TastyCactus: you're on the drawwww
Legosheep: Topdeck land
Diabore: a 6 could have no spells!
Dk_Thunder: can cast all spells in hand
Impera9: we got this
MrTulip: "gas"
RafaBrands: inb4 we Draw the 6th land
TallBlondePillager: I wish you had a seismic assau- oh but you've no red sources...
RafaBrands: 7th* I can count
Kramburger: Opps All Lands
silenceaux: What if they drill bit you now and you just Get Got
MilkInBag: 1 in 33
KartoffelKaiser: and then they did
Lordofironstorm: Sh-shaaaa
Furrytractor68: Oh no, the VALUE!
KartoffelKaiser: that's dealing 20 points of damage to us
koaxkoax: just draw ethereal absolution and win
koaxkoax: hey
koaxkoax: i'm psychic
TastyCactus: PogChamp
Furrytractor68: VALUE!! VoHiYo
Lordofironstorm: PogChamp
MilkInBag: wow you have that?
cheeseflinger: EZ
DemonZeroX: LUL
Kaszoski: WOW
Ryenji: LUL
Fruan: Never didn't have it
DemonZeroX: Perfect!
Jorge4hg: lrrHORN
AGiantRoach: PogChamp PogChamp
walkwithoutrhythm: YOU MONSTERS
Legosheep: LUCKIEST keep EVER
kanimaras: I cannot believe it wow
Sannindi: I told you . Straigh gas.
Technic_AL: YES
Dix: frick
TheWarbo: Remember who told you to keep
Trymantha: and Ben wanted to mull this
KartoffelKaiser: This deck is proof that 39 potatoes and Ethereal Absolution is a viable draft deck
SquareDotCube: The iceman cometh
ujai321: you should get james and tell him you won with 6 lands, and he cant win with the best hand in magic
korvys: Good thing you kept 6 lands so you could cast it
MilkInBag: light the stage became way better when i read until NEXT turn
queenfounder: James might kill them for that
Diabore: i miss undergrads
CardKingdom: I came back and the boys have Morphed
MrMinteh: I love y'all even more for that juggler ref
CastleOtranto: The Juggler wants to come too!
Gascitygaming: i miss undergrads :(
NrgSpoon: "....the juggler?"
LiveFaust: Oh, snap!
CastleOtranto: The Juggler?
TastyCactus: or you could play your 5 drop LUL
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LiveFaust: BABY BEN knows Undergrads?! lrrBEEJ
korvys: Undergrads has not aged well, but it's still pretty good. "Fuck Dreamworks."
MilkInBag: quench can go into the sideboard OpieOP
KartoffelKaiser: If we quench on our main phase it gets Dovin's Acuity
CastleOtranto: Shoot. Time to break out the Undergrads DVDs.
CardKingdom: Ethereal Absolution is a wonderful card
kkat4884: quench your own spell to trigger information campaign Kappa
cheeseflinger: oh no
TastyCactus: seagCREEP
MilkInBag: LUL
DemonZeroX: OH MY GOD LUL
LiveFaust: @korvys absolutely true. It's SO problematic.
Znazl: LUL
Furrytractor68: LUL LUL LUL LUL
Arikell: only get the spirit if it's a creature
Lordofironstorm: PogChamp
aquasword22: I just realized they could play it
BrewTapCast: YES!
tekn0shaman: LOLOLOL
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
ujai321: clip it
DemonZeroX: LOLOLOLOLOL
AGiantRoach: YESSSS
firelordgamez: LUL
Kaszoski: Screaming intensifies
corpocracy: GOTTEM
Dix: HAHA YES
TastyCactus: nice LUL
Kramburger: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
WrightJustice: LUL
Impera9: HAHAHAHAHA
silenceaux: Nice!
aquasword22: Oh noooooo
MilkInBag: flip coin mechanic is fun Kappa
TheMicah21: CLIP THAT
adambomb625: Oops?
Jensling: LUL
malexus101: HIGHLIGHT REEL
silenceaux: Chill 'em
cheeseflinger: EZ
Sannindi: Thank you, Demondaddy!
Impera9: hilarious
phorrestgaze: beat us to it
Diabore: oh the feel bads
RafaBrands: WOOW
ralphp99: get dunked on
ujai321: chill it
RassilonDND: you cant kill me, i kill me!
lookimadinosaur: chillbringer it
DemonZeroX: LUL LUL LUL
MilkInBag: chillbringer and beats for eternity
phorrestgaze: chill rak dude
KartoffelKaiser: Chillbringer attack for 3
Fantusta: lrrSACK lrrSACK
malexus101: Also mtg top 5
Dix: that was amazing
silenceaux: Just make him take a nap
KartoffelKaiser: They have rakdos but we are the beatdown
kkat4884: chill dat flippy boi
phorrestgaze: big brain
MilkInBag: carefully
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TastyCactus: beat it by playing absolution
DemonZeroX: Gate Colossus Kappa
ujai321: !card rakdos showstopper
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn’t a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: run out your 5 star caard, yes
KartoffelKaiser: we don't we fucking die but we die memeing on them and that's what matters
TastyCactus: hey look you beat it
CardKingdom: Yes
MilkInBag: yes
MilkInBag: absolution kills all spirits
Arikell: they're tokens just die though
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kkat4884: they won't block
Alixonzen: now bounce chillbringer
Diabore: remember how we were losing and rakdos did us a solid?
Lordofironstorm: bounce the bringer
TastyCactus: just make tokens
fiftymcnasty: bounce big chill
koaxkoax: oh yeah bounce chillbringer is a dope play
OfficialBengan: They're afraid!
TheR676767: bounce joe chill
RafaBrands: hold the gate
CardKingdom: Start making spirits
KartoffelKaiser: No absolutely do not bounce Rakdos with a board like this
deyja429: Make a spirit
MrTulip: make tokens, block demon, win game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rackdos does trample
HesGotNoPants: block bounce damage is blocked
lookimadinosaur: bounce on your turn for the dovins acuity
lilyoswald: spirit! Bounce once you can do the whole thing during your main so you can get an extra card. This game is going to be won on card advantage
kkat4884: bounce and replay on the same turn seems good
Damagicsausage: So sneaky
TastyCactus: infinite loop PogChamp
MilkInBag: the gatespice must flow
DemonZeroX: LUL bleed him dry with Gate Sneaks
TheR676767: they die pretty soon
SkylerRingtail: Just keep making spirits until we get critical mass, then bounce Rakdos?
CardKingdom: Orzhov: Actually Soul Calibur Fans
Mewdog: somebody burned the dang soul
BloodnBullets: next turn you can bounce chillbringer and replay it
RafaBrands: nest turn we can bounce and chill
ujai321: just keep making spirits until their yards is empty
MilkInBag: gates ablaze next turn OpieOP
El_Funko: Aw damn you kids burned the ding dang soul again
Mysticman89: soul in the oven sounds like a weird way to refer to pregnancy.
Dix: Gates for days
Gascitygaming: make spirits until its lethal then bounce rakdos?
TheR676767: also care, they'
malexus101: now you can bounce tap
DemonZeroX: The God Hand LUL
KartoffelKaiser: Wait right we kept 6 lands and no spells
MilkInBag: woof
Damagicsausage: With these 6 lands we can never lose.
TastyCactus: oof
TheR676767: they can activate inheritence btw, they're 4 life higher than they seem
koaxkoax: well that's gonna make it a lot easier to get lethal
DemonZeroX: Welp LUL
TheR676767: just in case that matters
SkylerRingtail: Maybe they have a second Rakdos! :O
KartoffelKaiser: Chillbringer now trades for Rakdos
wisewankenobi11: lololololol
RafaBrands: inb4 justiciar's portal
BloodnBullets: i... dont think you deserve this win...
Snowwraith: They can drain for 4.
korvys: 39 land and Absolution is the perfect deck anyway
tekn0shaman: dont forget they are effectively at 16
ninja_theory_ashrams: inheritance life at 16
cheeseflinger: Lesson learned: Always keep a 6 lander
ujai321: you just drew the drake off the sneak
malexus101: just bounce tap
Kaszoski: 6 lander, perfect for absolution
TheWarbo: 36 gates, 4 Gate Colossi
Gascitygaming: we gotta do 16
Impera9: ill-gotten, be careful
ThorSokar: Best 6 lander keep in history
Furrytractor68: They have ALL untapped mana
RafaBrands: it is very lethal
Furrytractor68: Bouncing rakdos will backfire so hard
TastyCactus: *bonk*
MilkInBag: its just 50%
Furrytractor68: In that case
KartoffelKaiser: Let's find out :)
Furrytractor68: Fuck it, go for it VoHiYo
TastyCactus: 4Head
malexus101: you could have bounced your chillbringer
DemonZeroX: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: Win by dq is still a win there's no title on the line
korvys: The best plays are illegal
Kramburger: I propose the nickname for Rakdos be: P.T. Burnem
silenceaux: Autotapper sure tapped them out of red
Papperslappen: Get spangled
MilkInBag: LUL
Furrytractor68: IT DIES! LUL
Lordofironstorm: LUL
cheeseflinger: EZ
Dix: hjahahaha
DemonZeroX: LOL
ninja_theory_ashrams: oof
Ryenji: LUL
jonasjonIV: nice
WrightJustice: lul
tekn0shaman: the mangled
WrightJustice: LUL
AGiantRoach: OP shame scoops
Furrytractor68: Ethereal Absolution OP VoHiYo
TheWarbo: I absolve your mangler
DemonZeroX: Absolution is soooo good!
koaxkoax: is this... the greatest deck?
Diabore: poor op
TallBlondePillager: I thought Arena was best of 1?
kumatsu: threaten rakdos seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: Act of Treason to take their rakdos after it wipes their own board PogChamp
Dix: Ahhh State-Based Actions
Diabore: id be salty af if that happened to me
Snowwraith: Traditional- named formats are best of 3.
mastershake29x: @TallBlondePillager there is both best of 1 and best of 3
Magnetic__North: does Adams shirt say 'show me potato salad?
Biffus1337: what does the shirt say? show me ...
korvys: Just keep 6 lands and draw Absoultion again. Perfect plan
CardKingdom: Ehhhhh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Deck lrrGOAT Is lrrGOAT Perfect
MilkInBag: 🦋
CardKingdom: It's Fine Kappa
idioSyncr4zy: @TallBlondePillager It has both best of 1's and best of 3's w/ sideboarding
Furrytractor68: This is an easy 5-0
TallBlondePillager: @mastershake29x @idioSyncr4zy Oooohh
ujai321: definately tell james
LiveFaust: Damnit, Adam. There was a beverage here! katesLol katesLol katesLol
malexus101: Ben you saying an esper deck is best deck makes me so happy
silenceaux: You draw a modest amount of lands, but opponent wouldn't swing through a 1/4
queenfounder: Show me your moves
hawkfalcon8: hi ben and adam!
wisewankenobi11: the dream lives!
ThorSokar: Best 6 lander keep I've ever seen
MilkInBag: if you win this game, you give a sub to everybody in chat, thanks Ben!
CantWearHats: eh, needs more gates
Chartle: big oof
Rahserat: But is it a 6-lander?
TheR676767: ezpz, we just keep 6 lands then draw pure gas
Kaszoski: Shots fired
DemonZeroX: Good hand? Uh oh we're gonna lose NotLikeThis
Ckiva: pew pew pew pew lrrHORN lrrHORN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
e_bloc: cheer50 is this . .. the greatest love of all?
secretbranch: we'llfind out tomorrow
KartoffelKaiser: look man we didn't make james draft 4 ill gotten inheritance
andy_reeed: I think Adam And Ben are my 2nd and 3rd favorites only loosing to Alex and his laugh and facial expressions
korvys: Bird
gualdhar: Adam shouldn't insult his dad/boss
TheWarbo: !findquote better than james
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KartoffelKaiser: I was advocating for 5.
Furrytractor68: LUL
ujai321: welp
Alixonzen: locket
tekn0shaman: lol ezpz
jonasjonIV: how
Diabore: but why though
tekn0shaman: never didnt have it
TastyCactus: BibleThump
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This will be a funny story for Dave
mastershake29x: that's game
Lordofironstorm: LUL get rekt
sethmerickson17: ez clap
RafaBrands: Game of skill, no luck involved
QTL7: is this good? brizziBM brizziBM brizziBM brizziBM
malexus101: Ah, the 0/3, we are doing this thing right
DemonZeroX: LUL
MilkInBag: it's better to have a board before casting absolution
Snowwraith: They missed a land drop.
silenceaux: Wanted to pressure them
Arikell: OP well off on land
RafaBrands: Locket > vamp?
ujai321: vampire was probably the play, 4 power next turn
KartoffelKaiser: Dr. Strange used the time stone to look at 17 million possible timeline and Ethereal Absolution on turn 6 wins in all of them
secretbranch: So, Adam v James in draft tomorrow?
Snowwraith: Or Mortify.
koaxkoax: playing locket guarantees absolution next turn
andy_reeed: “Look at my Tunnel” - Ben Ulmer 2019
ujai321: ben "no fear" wheeler
Furrytractor68: Wow, the topdecks
MilkInBag: id bounce it
Damagicsausage: Do it
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KartoffelKaiser: Not blocking also enables their spectacle
kumatsu: turn off spectactle seems ok
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's a spuerb owl
KartoffelKaiser: Killing their creatures also enables our enchantment
TheWarbo: Adam "I like blocking" Savidan
Ckiva: blocking is way better than attacking
Kaszoski: Azorious seems to fit Adam's image alright
Swamplor: Wohs 'em!
ehsteveG: Is magic the one place where blocking isn't losing?
fiftymcnasty: If your blocking your losing!
wtrob: Math is for blockers
ujai321: bind the rubbleguy
Biffus1337: #
wisewankenobi11: bushido needs a comeback
tekn0shaman: only have 6 mana
Diabore: you only have 6 mana
malexus101: just bind it
KartoffelKaiser: Vampire makes Recluse look like a fool
RafaBrands: Griffin uses mana better
Furrytractor68: I await Enchantment removal
erkthespar: @LoadingReadyRun how's it been going?
DemonZeroX: NotLikeThis
fiftymcnasty: give vigilance
Furrytractor68: Now Expose to Daylight the Lawmage's Binding VoHiYo
silenceaux: nice nice
TallBlondePillager: Hey Adam, is there a new sWs in the pipes?
Dix: Scry for ev er *Clap clap clapclapclap*
erkthespar: @LoadingReadyRun that's good i suppose... Esper stuff?
wtrob: It has the Orzhov enchantment. It's god's perfect deck.
malexus101: scrying into drawing into scrying*
DemonZeroX: LUL sounds about right
Alixonzen: only way this deck could be better is if you had high alert
Furrytractor68: There it is! VoHiYo
EricOstby: If at first you don't succeed, scry, scry again.
KartoffelKaiser: Exposing someone's inheritance to daylight sounds like a fraud investigation
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MilkInBag: you have absolution
Furrytractor68: If they Rakdos, they just lose their whole board VoHiYo
SkeletonHeart: cheer100
DemonZeroX: LUL
Dix: Left yourself open to draft a sweet flying deck
KartoffelKaiser: That is drafting well adam
Furrytractor68: OH NO! VoHiYo
TastyCactus: D:
Dix: ruh roh
wtrob: NotLikeThis
DemonZeroX: Uh-oh
kkat4884: rude
Spacecarl: too late
fiftymcnasty: still dead in the air
erkthespar: @LoadingReadyRun wait what button is in these days
KartoffelKaiser: oh no how will we win from here jk grasping thrull
jonasjonIV: solid
MilkInBag: EZ Clap
Furrytractor68: 👏
queenfounder: Let them have it?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DemonZeroX: PogChamp
wtrob: Clap!
TheWarbo: oh right
korvys: Make them have it
TastyCactus: seagWOW
DemonZeroX: Clap
HesGotNoPants: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHAM
Kaszoski: So t6 Absolution just wins
Dix: As of the 18th, MAKE THEM HAVE IT https://twitter.com/Card_Kingdom/status/1086344529643356161
Forsaken401: clap
korvys: !next
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MilkInBag: i feel like absolution being a rare will lead to set fatigue very fast
queenfounder: Keep playing
TheR676767: good clip, good match
WrightJustice: TwitchUnity
phorrestgaze: take the shot?
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Ready the MRGRGR counter.
DownUnderPlunder: Really ties the deck together?
e_bloc: now kiss
secretbranch: he's not throwing away his shot
muddboy87: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
KartoffelKaiser: Locket is *like* a land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uh land
wtrob: No two drop against aggro? seabatYIKES
e_bloc: tinker tailor beefy boi
korvys: Yes
malexus101: we totally depose if we can
wtrob: seabatBRAIN
RafaBrands: Locket we het griff next turn
KartoffelKaiser: Locket opens up your future turns regardless of whether or not you draw more land
AGiantRoach: we are playing against azorious. we have time
TheR676767: aaaaaaaaaa
MilkInBag: what should I chug, chocolate milk or whiskey OpieOP
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RafaBrands: we ded
lifecharacter: Shouty Shield
BloodnBullets: 3 to equip
KartoffelKaiser: *aggressive slurping noises*
CantWearHats: the quenchiest
Diabore: its 3 to equip
KennyMorgan: isnt the equip 3?
korvys: Slurp
phorrestgaze: cactus juiced'
SkylerRingtail: I've lost to Screaming Shield equipped on a Wall of Lost Thoughts. Felt bad, man
HesGotNoPants: bravenDealWithIt
Biffus1337: what a coquenchidence
Pandalore: Sokka Brand Cactus Juice!!!
KartoffelKaiser: Also the equip cost is indeed 3. We got the soul read
Alixonzen: I got 4th place in my local prerelease last weekend using a high alert screaming shield deck
Diabore: shield is also really good with high alert, adds 3 toughness
Laserbeaks_Fury: did someone draft Advisor mill?
BloodnBullets: they are going to mill you on your end step
Orastes: chickpeas favas beans and sausages
MilkInBag: it's not really a thing without the wall
El_Funko: Shield is legit in the Azorius deck with the High Alert enchant to make creatures attack with toughness
pattontyrese08: IM LIVE IM LIVE IM LIVE
Diabore: oops
KartoffelKaiser: oops whoops
WrightJustice: NotLikeThis
someusername5: oops
DemonZeroX: RIP LUL
wtrob: NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
CantWearHats: oops whoops
Earthenone: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3020: "No! My math!" —Cameron [2016-07-22]
e_bloc: why Adam why
RafaBrands: lrrAWW
RafaBrands: lrrFINE
weff47: roast is a thing
Diabore: i had someone play that vs me when i was on mill, i lost that game
secretbranch: where are the petitioners, opponent????
queenfounder: Deck's perfect. Adam's imperfect. And that's okay.
KartoffelKaiser: They've done destroy target tapped creature so I think they wouldn't be opposed to 5 damage to a tapped creature
Alixonzen: lawmage binding there creature slows down the mil
BloodnBullets: binding will stop them milling you, until they move it
SkylerRingtail: Chillbringer at least buys us two turns
ArcOfTheConclave: binding the miller?
kkat4884: you're gonna get milled to death so hard
secretbranch: I WAS JOKING
Kaszoski: 1 misplay is costing us
simicry: i'm rooting for this opp
Lordofironstorm: Binding
Laserbeaks_Fury: no, i think Teysa is the only other advisor in the set
Alixonzen: Petitioners and Teysa are the only advisors in standard
BloodnBullets: "decent" stuff
Diabore: they can do 4 a turn
JonasIGuess: ooo draft
Diabore: i think youre boned
queenfounder: That's 3 turns
phorrestgaze: big boy!
KartoffelKaiser: The colossus kills them
CantWearHats: size of this lad
DemonZeroX: Noooooo!
JonasIGuess: this is a very strange draft
Diabore: mill 3 is actually where its at
CardKingdom: Your OP is after my heart with this Mill life
CantWearHats: Hugh Mungulous
korvys: Chill
queenfounder: You gotta bind it
CantWearHats: ruh roh
MilkInBag: next turn is your last
e_bloc: now chill
RafaBrands: We bottomed the bounce
DemonZeroX: LUL
ayirbudd: oh hey its Card "A kingdom of cards" Kingdom again
MilkInBag: play 60 cards, not just add lands
Diabore: they never mill out
Sannindi: More lands + some of our marginal playables?
phorrestgaze: maybe add some aggro stuff
BobaThaiTea: side a clear the mind?
e_bloc: put the entire deck in your deck
korvys: Did you get one of those shuffles?
CardKingdom: ayirbudd We appear like apparitions, here one minute gone the next
BobaThaiTea: do we have one?
RatekStormcrow: doesn't do anythingf except win :)
secretbranch: use the bounce?
queenfounder: Oof, the angel will come back?
Kaszoski: Do we have artifact removal?
TheR676767: care if you draw
Lazarus_18: Don't bounce in main
Diabore: bounce is bad on main right now
AGiantRoach: dont bounce mainphase
malexus101: not in main phase tho
MilkInBag: activate locket
MilkInBag: go out on your own terms
RafaBrands: bounce binding hope theu don't play it
SkylerRingtail: We lose on our draw. Only hope is to Binding and hope they miss the tap
e_bloc: right click concede?
DownUnderPlunder: Bounce giant pacifism?
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RafaBrands: it's our only out we have 1 card
1y1e: is the angel exposed because we scryed it to the bottom? or have we seen every other card in the deck? or something I missed?
queenfounder: It was bottomed
Kaszoski: Scryed to the bottom
Kaszoski: It's the LAST card
1y1e: ty chat you da MVP
MilkInBag: and it's over
Kaszoski: We lost to mill!
queenfounder: 60 card deck now?
Dk_Thunder: add it all!!
Diabore: shield them back?
korvys: Put in all the gates
silenceaux: Double expose?
RafaBrands: Just amyzonian it
BloodnBullets: may as well add both expose
Sannindi: Do iiiit.
korvys: Shimmer is good, selection without drawing
RafaBrands: put everything that has text in
secretbranch: add every guild
Diabore: i know, i was mainly kidding
Lazarus_18: Bring in the draw 4 Kappa
MilkInBag: 50 cards special
queenfounder: Exile their graveyard??
yalc321: Damn, the mill!
secretbranch: *gate
Swamplor: Nah, just play real cards and beat the silly mill
Diabore: add more lands
MilkInBag: inb4 they have 3 rare sphinx and a mythic bomb
queenfounder: Drfaw 6 lands
Damagicsausage: This is no 6 lander
e_bloc: never mulligan always win
queenfounder: Perfect
wtrob: seabatYIKES
Diabore: are we going till we lsoe?
Diabore: lose*
simicry: mulligan to start with an extra card in our deck, easy
arcaneemperor: mulligan is the big brain play, more cards in library
phorrestgaze: has a playable -> keep
queenfounder: But then it would have been 6 lands!
Damagicsausage: Our 6th land noooo
Diabore: mull to 0
MilkInBag: mull to 1, cant lose Kappa
CantWearHats: oh nooo
phorrestgaze: ooh, we got that flyin' strat
Kaszoski: Mill online already!
Diabore: deploy now
Fruan: Yeah
RafaBrands: yes
secretbranch: how many petitioners would you buy?
malexus101: no
malexus101: force the counter on deploy
phorrestgaze: I think thrull since they're up
malexus101: to have free 5drop
queenfounder: You hardly ever actually mill someone but it feels SO good when you actually get to mill someone. Especially when they realize what's happening
secretbranch: n i c e
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Or Mirror March
Diabore: thrull
korvys: !card Arcane Adaption
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
wtrob: Just need one petitioner for the ability
ReydienOnline: thrull to bate the drake out
korvys: !card Arcane Adaptation
LRRbot: Arcane Adaptation [2U] | Enchantment | As Arcane Adaptation enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Kaszoski: Cast thrull to bait?
ReydienOnline: err thrull as bait
secretbranch: that's spicy
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MilkInBag: if they do that they lose
Lazarus_18: If you play on arena, you only need 4 petetioners to get infinite petetioners
Snowwraith: If you draw a second land you can just pay quench.
freshmaker__: Called Arcane Adaptation. Doesn't even let you Adapt your creatures. I hope someone got fired over that blunder. Kappa
Snowwraith: Or they tap out.
weff47: So like 8-12 advisors then?
Diabore: theres chill on the wind
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Or! go green for saprolings with Arcane adaptation
Molvanian: It's Ben! And between 0-2 Adams!
lookimadinosaur: so build azorius. The whole side board is the advisor plan
Evochron13: wall of lost thoughts, psychic corrosion, thought collapse, absorb, and drowned secrets is ultimately faster; you only put like 8 petitioners in a deck
queenfounder: They can't quench right now
weff47: 8 seems like a good number to always have one
Molvanian: And massive buffering problems!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: My thing is, I don't think an advisors mill deck goes Psychic corrosion
phorrestgaze: thrull we're fine with trading
Molvanian: Massive buffering problems are my favorite LRR member.
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freshmaker__: esper mill, run a bunch of adaptations, one for naming advisors, then the extras can name Demon and you run liliana's contract.
zerg539: Arcane Adaptation + Biogenic Ooze, if you really want magical Christmas land variants, Tendershoot Dryad + second Arcane Adaptation
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @zerg539 YES!
Evochron13: wall of lost thoughts, psychic corrosion, thought collapse, absorb, and drowned secrets is ultimately faster; you only put like 8 petitioners in a deck; river's rebuke and teferi are also solid options at that point rather than arcane adaptation which is somewhat slow
secretbranch: te feri
Evochron13: er revitalize
Brianlive: This card overlay thing is cool and futuristic
TheR676767: thot collapse
jankemout: @loadingreadyrun run sylvan awakaning + arcane adaptation to turn all your lands into millers
p_johnston: did adam claim james spot via wrestling match?
Chartle: double quench
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
p_johnston: because that's my head cannon.
wtrob: Adam with the seabatBRAIN play
someusername5: thop thop
e_bloc: yeah James tapped out to the walls of jericho
queenfounder: Adam just did math, but he wasn't blocking...
silenceaux: I mean, you're not blocking
Diabore: they currently dob
Fruan: Meat trains!
MilkInBag: they have no white
DemonZeroX: lanipaPraise lanipaTC lanipaTH lanipaTO lanipaTO lanipaTC lanipaTH lanipaTO lanipaTO
HesGotNoPants: fruit train
CastleOtranto: Adam Shashashavidan
Damagicsausage: LOL @DemonZeroX
BearPsychologist: Are they playing against mono-blue scoop?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pjdFire pjdFire pjd6pm
malexus101: next turn we can even divination for 7
DemonZeroX: <3
MilkInBag: you can make your own too
DemonZeroX: @Damagicsausage tfsMP
MilkInBag: 🚋 :) C H O O
Hingadora: froot froot
CastleOtranto: FROOT FROOT?
wtrob: Clap!
ReydienOnline: no
LiveFaust: SCOOP SCOOP!
freshmaker__: oh wow it's Lani's emotes. I didnt know he streamed. I guess I should assume any person who appears on the internet has a Twitch,.
ReydienOnline: you beat a mill deck by being faster, not adding more fluff
CastleOtranto: Aw...
Zombeenie: HSWP
silenceaux: I'd only board in like 6 cards total including lands, gains you a turn I think
MrTulip: You can also spell HOOCH, so, winning?
hivefleetdarknell: thanks for the thomas theme stuck in my head now...
e_bloc: froot froot
e_bloc: choo choo
queenfounder: Top top
keesonman: mill is fun
e_bloc: looking for lands in all the wrong places
weff47: F R O O T F R O O T
silenceaux: I wonder if opponent should have held the Savant, and milled off your topdeck
El_Funko: My favourite thing is Adam yelling GATEWAY SNEAK like this is Pokemon
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
voslan: Hello LRR
Snowwraith: Not quite as good as Gaea's sadly.
gamercat88: komboooooooooooohoooooo
KartoffelKaiser: the same gateway sneak
illmastershogun: jadelight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: time to destroy that shield
voslan: I didn't get a notification y'all were playing....
TheWarbo: Oh hell yeah time to mill ourselves
Diabore: if they mill at end step shoot the shield
silenceaux: Making them waste 3 mana seems very real
MilkInBag: but it's thursday
e_bloc: shot shot shot shot shot shot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think shield is a bring threat?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Idk
Diabore: i mean, shield is 5 to equip and mill
Snowwraith: As it costs mana to mill with the shield.
Spacecarl: its a long term threat. no rush
wtrob: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
queenfounder: Kill the shield
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah
Alixonzen: expose
HesGotNoPants: jam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i think i'm with Adam
MilkInBag: shields are down 4Head
w1nsol: Don't be greedy, kill their win con
wtrob: They can't block it
TheR676767: correction, they have 1 shield up
KartoffelKaiser: We Charles Barlkey's Shut Up and Jam
e_bloc: OP is very dead
NrgSpoon: just make sure you don't accidentally expose your gate colossus
queenfounder: Adam was JUST told to be quiet haha
wtrob: Beep beep!
Dix: Choooooo chooooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pjdTrain pjdCarB pjdCarB
greyfox23: eww gross ethearal absolution
MilkInBag: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
A_Dub888: !findquote train
LRRbot: Quote #5755: "Let's woo some trains!" —Beej [2019-01-23]
someusername5: such a satisfying sound
KartoffelKaiser: !shh
silenceaux: Choo choo D:
keesonman: lolol
MilkInBag: i was about to say, didnt he say to lower volume
DemonZeroX: LUL ouch
Dix: Adam "I'm Too Loud" Savidan
Zombeenie: Oh dang
MilkInBag: Past Adam is back D:
dtrain_67: It's ok Adam we still love you
keesonman: who was that lol
Damagicsausage: Why is Graham so angry?
Zombeenie: That's the first time I've heard Graham mad
secretbranch: whisper into the mic
gamercat88: welcome to asmr magic
keesonman: oh lol
e_bloc: honestly you put Adam and Ben in a booth and what do you expect?
Captainfuse: Whisper stream
Fofo57007: be vewy vewy quiet
lookimadinosaur: i wouldve kept it in the filming
Captainfuse: I'm on board
corpocracy: ASMR Adam and Ben?
MilkInBag: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Whyyyy
kkat4884: Someone once told me that Adam is loud but I'm not seeing it.
silenceaux: pls no
CranberryJeus: NO
someusername5: lrr mtg asmr
TheWarbo: ASMTG
Diabore: pls no adam
SmashTCG: adam i bet you woulnd yell real loud RIGHT now for no reason
Damagicsausage: NotLikeThis
DemonZeroX: ASM-LRR PogChamp
DrWreckage: You need to stop telling jokes and stop laughing
freshmaker__: oh god I think that was the first time I've heard real angry
MilkInBag: numotYES numotYES numotYES ASMR
noisyblizzard: coxWipe
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam sensory meridian response
wtrob: ASMR where A and S stand for Adam Savidan
Thane1607: lrrEFF
e_bloc: now rub beards.
TheR676767: choo choo
gamercat88: whisper choo choo is so good
Leafwind104: you're going to give chat feelings you two
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Manokewl: all lowercase: choo choo
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magical_writer: I love it.
someusername5: please do not rub beards on the mic
dtrain_67: Yeah, me
silenceaux: I don't mind the whispering eithe way
KartoffelKaiser: I'm into it
korvys: There are some people who probably LOVE this
MilkInBag: shhhhhhhhhh sub sound
arcaneemperor: I am one of those people, please stop?
MrMinteh: I hate ASMR but it's ok because it's you two
Sannindi: The most silent of choos.
Juliamon: The whispered "choo choo" ruined me
TheWarbo: chew chew
El_Funko: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SmashTCG: by KILLING them
DemonZeroX: LUL
MilkInBag: how to beat mill: play a good deck
e_bloc: sneak it up buttercup
Hingadora: Had to mute. Is the whispering done?
ThorSokar: chooo! choo!
NrgSpoon: ᶜʰᵒᵒ ᶜʰᵒᵒ
ayirbudd: nope
KartoffelKaiser: The mill deck is real if and only if you have good defensive creatures and they did not
keesonman: how do u hold the laughters?
greyfox23: how to beat any deck play ethearal absollution
keesonman: it hard man lol
TheR676767: well ok
MilkInBag: keep it, die to a 1 drop
DemonZeroX: Yessss PogChamp
voslan: Nope, the Whispers continue
KartoffelKaiser: Like in a format with Inheritance it's hard to justify mill as a win condition
ninja_theory_ashrams: a mill deck in draft? that's an urban legend
TheR676767: man you guys are good at magic
gamercat88: la bilbotecha voices
MilkInBag: Ben can you scratch your beard on the mic, for ASMR purposes Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: how does it feel to be so good at Magic the Gathering (TM)
korvys: I cast Dua Lipa
ninja_theory_ashrams: crusty jugglers
Evochron13: can we please stop asking for ASMR. Not everyone is into that.
Hingadora: ASMR stuff is hella stressful and awful.
voslan: @Evochron13 they kind of have to, the are filming next door.
RafaBrands: they are talking quietly because the rest is filming next door
thegrolan: You guys sound like you’re staying up past your bed time at a slumber party
wtrob: seabatYIKES
Evochron13: voslan; whispering or lowered voices is fine.
KartoffelKaiser: No adam its not hawkward that's an owl :)
TheR676767: whisper seabatYIKES
Hingadora: Whispers are worse than anything else.
DemonZeroX: Papa Graham told the boys to shut up BibleThump
Kramburger: Ben is 100% the little brother of LRR
Hingadora: Talking quietly is good, but if they're just whispering, then... my back and shoulders are already tense enough, and I just need to keep it muted.
MilkInBag: you better not shout, you better not cry, or else G will come and uninstall arena
e_bloc: Ben & Adam are staying in the booth because Graham has the belt outside and is waiting
queenfounder: Not everyone gets shouted at for playing games, but yes, we all get shouted at at some point
AshBurnem: <3 We like you guys, tho, Ben!
DownUnderPlunder: If dad has to come back in again, no more sleepovers? 😢
KartoffelKaiser: You sure do
Hingadora: Could someone please post when they go to normal talking, please?
DemonZeroX: Yeah you guys need Land
tuckamanian: Grahampa is angry
voslan: @Hingadora sure
queenfounder: Throll, collosus, throll
Hingadora: @voslan Thank you.
korvys: Chump, chump Colossus
Kramburger: !shh
Evochron13: like this is fine to me; it's not whispering;
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e_bloc: tell Graham you're gonna 7-0 and he won't care any more #thosegems
Diabore: but what if they have 3 skewers in hand
MilkInBag: double skewers
MilkInBag: manspering
TheWarbo: mystpering
e_bloc: OP is so boring
KennyMorgan: teenHMM
MilkInBag: yes
Fruan: A drill. Not a needle
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a needle
TheWarbo: it's not a needle, it's a drill
EJGRgunner: Hullo you big beautiful bearded bois.
Spacecarl: he is blindfolded too
ayirbudd: its a drill....
e_bloc: maybe a drill?
Diabore: it is the "drill bit", never boring
Kramburger: The safeword is 'Illusion'
BloodnBullets: they are doing a "bit"
e_bloc: there might be a hint in the name
weff47: just lobotomize you
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's the best bit in the routine
DemonZeroX: LUL
gamercat88: rakdos like a gwar concert
fiftymcnasty: They drill a hole in your brain!
corpocracy: That new Rakdos story was awesome
BloodnBullets: they absolutely kill people at rakdos parties
radioshackraider: They absolutely kill people at Rakdos parties
Leafwind104: Nah I'm pretty sure they kill you
phorrestgaze: that dude's getting a lobotomy becxause he went to one party
EJGRgunner: They both goof you up and do things with your flesh
Daken1993: they 100% kill people at rakdos parties
DemonZeroX: Ok then? LUL
incredulouspasserby: No they absolutely kill people.
KennyMorgan: interesting
TheWarbo: "...and then they stick you with a needle?" ~Ben, while looking at drill Bit
MilkInBag: inb4 storm strike :(
incredulouspasserby: Not everyone, not all the time, but death is always possible
e_bloc: if you yell some more Graham is gonnna make this a radkos party
Spacecarl: have you seen all their cards holding corpses up?
weff47: can you imagine an Azorius party?
Daken1993: the gruul throw good parties
ninja_theory_ashrams: he's the "volunteer"from the crowd. drillbit is the magic trick
HesGotNoPants: ben are you sudjesting they do butt stuff then kill you?
EJGRgunner: Are you kidding? The Boros parties are strictly regimented affairs.
TheWarbo: You just aren't *guaranteed* to be killed
Leafwind104: Boros probably throw the 2nd worst parties
CantWearHats: Grull have good parties, there's always a Smash tournament going
Kramburger: Gruul throws Jungle Raves
Leafwind104: (Azorius throw the worst)
Fruan: I've always assumed there are tiers of Rakdos parties, and people only die at the more hardcore ones
secretbranch: gruul parties would be i n s a n e
TheR676767: You never exit simic parties the way you come in
BloodnBullets: simic would throw interesting parties, you never know what limbs you are coming home with
NexusC: They kill people, maybe not the guests, or maybe only the "guests of honor". The demons dig it.
Mysticman89: trepanation is a cool party trick.
Leafwind104: Gruul parties would be pretty rad
freshmaker__: its unfortunate that the only fun loving guild is also the torture guild.
ayirbudd: right. the cops throw great parties. everyone is home and in bed by 9 pm
Daken1993: an Izzet party would be Lit
weff47: "who wants to sort and collate these documents!"
Phailhammer: EJGRgunner: Just when I thought I'd escaped your puns... :D
EJGRgunner: Dimir parties are fun... but only if you like surprise parties.
malexus101: I mean, if i were katlheen I'd totally bring "you" to a rakdos party, Ben
Leafwind104: Izzet parties would be pretty great yeah
EnoTheTonberry: Is that Ben "Gineering" Ulmer I see?
e_bloc: how do we feel about conceding
tuckamanian: unless they bump
Dr_Shandor: if you die at a Rakdos party you'll probably just wake up at a Golgari party
TheWarbo: Simic party, yo
phorrestgaze: simic's party "gifts" are cool
Kramburger: Orzhov throws the kind of parties you see in Eyes Wide Shut
NexusC: At a Simic party you come out "better" than you came.
EnoTheTonberry: Ain't no party like a Gruul Gruul Party
queenfounder: But please no su=imic slaw at the party
LlamaChomp: I went to a Simic party and now I have a tail and 3 arms.
Daken1993: dying at a Gruul party is more accidental than at a Rakdos party
Laserbeaks_Fury: Then Xenagos shows up
TheR676767: orzhov parties would be pretty fancy
TemporallyAwry: Simic party sounds like the kinda place you wake up in a tub of ice with extra kidneys and limbs
incredulouspasserby: Dude Izzet and Simic throw the best parties. It’ll never be boring and so many drugs. Even if you’re not into drugs, there’s probably like. Natural endorphins.
drdngr: i feel like any of the guild's parties would either kill you or goof you up
secretbranch: Gruul parties would be like raves that turn into riots
AshBurnem: Orzhov parties have a cover charge. :(
Leafwind104: Orzhov definitely throw the most fucked up parties but you wouldn't know it from the outside
MilkInBag: orzhov do not have parties, they have job meetings
Sannindi: Gruul Party = drunk teenagers hanging out in the park.
EJGRgunner: Selesnya parties are just drum circles
phorrestgaze: I already have forearms
korvys: I already have forearms...
e_bloc: lrrHEART lrrSCOOP seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES
Porsgaard81: lrrSCOOP
silenceaux: Gruul party you die because you get blackout drunk and wake up being mauled by boars or somethin
Fugi: exhibitionist mixer?
thegrolan: The best part about the Rakdos party is the Rakdos party don’t stop until the demon shows up and half the guests are dead
EnoTheTonberry: Hold My Wine
AshBurnem: Four armed is forewarned?
MilkInBag: angel 100%
Juliamon: The word is "exhibitor" Ben
EJGRgunner: @Fugi Exhibistionist mixr?
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TheAwkes: The big four oh!
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e_bloc: did you say deathlink?
e_bloc: <3
DemonZeroX: Please no Bedevil BlessRNG
queenfounder: Over the hll now
Daken1993: You probably would never get invited to a Golgari party - They're super underground
NrgSpoon: when's lifetouch?
malexus101: what does "doublefist" mean there?
EnoTheTonberry: Have they made a Deathlink creature yet?
EnoTheTonberry: Riiiight
e_bloc: ILY Ben I've just never heard that before
Sannindi: I guess Deathlink is basically Phage.
Fruan: Nighthawk
Forsaken401: that doublefisting sounds horrible the next day
Kramburger: Double Fisting = NOT a sex act
TheR676767: hands up, don't kill it
e_bloc: vampire nighthawk
NexusC: theres a deathtouch instant
malexus101: uh, ok thx Ben!
secretbranch: nighthawk
Diabore: vampire nighthawk?
AshBurnem: Deathlink = Soulbond?
SmashTCG: night hawk? and 2 mana not flying nighthawk
TallBlondePillager: Seraph of the scales?
EnoTheTonberry: Oooooh
Dr_Shandor: vampire Nighthawk greatest creature ever
KartoffelKaiser: Nampire Vighthawk
Leafwind104: Orzhov alternately throw the kind of parties where they charge you for every o'dourve or drink you take
malexus101: @kramburger I hoped so
e_bloc: oh shit
TallBlondePillager: nvm
Awexdio: I was hoping for a gate topdeck to replay Colossus
DrWreckage: OR haste
madness5051: Hi Ben you signed my Zacama at PAX south thanks for being such great guys and hope to see some more of the LRR group at next PAX south
tuckamanian: boobs
MilkInBag: they need pump + skewers
ayirbudd: and gifted aetherborn
DrWreckage: Riot in red
thegrolan: lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: red riot boys
arcaneemperor: also you're giving yourself more time to get gates
sethmerickson17: skewer
keesonman: enchantment make more sense
e_bloc: has OP considered right click concede
keesonman: so they cant spectacle
frozenphoenix7: Angel or Thrull first is safer.
Lord_Hosk: I have an idea
Lord_Hosk: deal 20 damage to them
MilkInBag: just win :)
KartoffelKaiser: Absolution also makes their deathtoucher not have power
Spacecarl: pshh theres no haste in this set lrrBEEJ
MilkInBag: ouch
ReydienOnline: the safe play
DemonZeroX: Noooooooo
Sannindi: Oooooow.
BloodnBullets: ruined
EnoTheTonberry: Oof
gamercat88: uncalled for boogieman
wtrob: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
NrgSpoon: draw a gate
e_bloc: what are your safewords Ben & Adam
Leafwind104: you just got ruined
Biffus1337: does a creature with deathtouch but 0 attack still kills?
Diabore: OH NO
frozenphoenix7: Ruined
keesonman: y didnt u listen :(
noisyblizzard: my nuts
frozenphoenix7: No @Biffus1337
keesonman: u could make creatures with it hahah
e_bloc: holy shit
TheR676767: that's probably the best carnage that has been ever cast
MilkInBag: LUL
Leafwind104: nice draw
MilkInBag: someone's thirsty Kappa
Biffus1337: @frozenphoenix7 thx bud
BloodnBullets: @Biffus1337 no, it has to deal damage
Diabore: tbf youd be at 1 the onther way and then youd die
TallBlondePillager: Is Carnage basically Blightning 2.0?
wtrob: The perfect draw!
AshBurnem: Welp, game 2.
DemonZeroX: One more turn!
TheWarbo: opponent saw what we discarded and was very happy
weff47: "Ruin has come to our family."
KartoffelKaiser: Do we have a Shalai we can board in?
EJGRgunner: There are 5 creatures that naturally have death touch and lifelink: Arvad, Atraxa, Gifted Aetherborn, Vampire Nighthawk, and Wuromcoil Engine
EJGRgunner: *wurmcoil
Forsaken401: ben what cards are you excited for in highlander
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun absolution still kills unfortunately, take 3, go to 1, fiend dies and pings
ninja_theory_ashrams: now we know
EnoTheTonberry: Oh yeah, Gifted Aetherborn.
BloodnBullets: they are in black red, they cannot remove enchantments
SmashTCG: Remind youself
gamercat88: damn the gas
BloodnBullets: "this dungeon is to difficult for me"
weff47: Immmmpressive.
SmashTCG: Overconfidence is aSLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER
Leafwind104: "Remind yourself..."
e_bloc: Gotta go fast!
noSmokeFire: my favorite darkest dungeon quote is <dog noises>
Daken1993: Overconfidence is a slow and insideous killer
BobaThaiTea: "Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer"
BrindleBoar: Slowly. Quietly. This is how a life is taken.
korvys: Mine is "What are the chances of a Shambler here?" - Adam Savidan
incredulouspasserby: Awoooooooo!
zarbit: Carelessness will find no clemency ... in this place
Dix: Don't worry.. I hit up lrr peoples
Dix: man
Dix: fast response to my message in the mod slack
TemporallyAwry: Thanks for helping out Dix lrrHEART
DarkMorford: Thanks
kumatsu: Dix, don't try and hit people while on muscle relaxants
Juliamon: Unfortunately I don't think any of LRRbot's dads are online
test4anerd: I like cheese
TehAmelie: in other news, i've been playing Hades for six hours and i hate my chair
DarkMorford: StinkyCheese
test4anerd: GIMME!
kumatsu: @TehAmelie so, the standard Roguelike experience?
TehAmelie: yeop
Juliamon: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Juliamon: Ah good here we go.
DarkMorford: Yay!
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
TehAmelie: noo
Dix: See TehAmelie, spend quality time with your chair
e_bloc: watching an exceptional "Let's Nope" I missed this week and just hit the "let's fuck some trains" part of the stream.
TehAmelie: maybe i'll wrestle it
e_bloc: Ben & Adam are gold
DarkMorford: e_bloc Pretty sure I've seen that hentai. :P
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
e_bloc: @TehAmelie I feel that, I've put 110 hours into Persona 5 this month and I have to lie on my couch for some of it because even my chair is not comfortable enough for this
e_bloc: @DarkMorford you and me both friend
TehAmelie: that's what i call "multi-track drifting"
StephenJM81: yay, a little something to get my mind off of my demoralizing Calc 2 test
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, right now! Oscilloscopes and Paints Ahoy! 🎦 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxuLt1GUYAAQb4p.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1088617389103542272
aidanfarmerplayz: hai
potato123456789000: Mtg
aidanfarmerplayz: 1st ons
potato123456789000: Yay
AmoriLinguae: ooo oscilloscops
fishmanfishfish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian continues work on his Oscilloscope.) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (52s ago).
HesGotNoPants: title still says mtg
ThomasJose0726: !next
RegulusPratus: Wait, what
electrum516: hol up u wot m8
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potato123456789000: What is the stream
Drasvin: Going to draft Ravnica on Tinker Tailor
SnackPak_: Hopefully this show is all solder, no fry
Jorge4hg: We're going to solder so many drafts
potato123456789000: SeemsGood
ContingentCat: finding out that's part of the fun
potato123456789000: PopCorn
RegulusPratus: Ya, liek, we Tinkering and Tailoring, or we drafting for the glory of the guilds?
EnoTheTonberry: Did I hear we have Tinkertailorsolderfry?
Juliamon: They forgot to turn off the stream after MTG, the wrong title may be because of that
electrum516: what could be made on TTSF that's Ravnica related
Dix: guild cloaks?
HesGotNoPants: @electrum516 guild lockets?
bobAkirafett: oh snap, is this starting now?
korvys: Wah! Noises from another tab!
e_bloc: @electrum516 blood pretty easily. #radkos
EnoTheTonberry: Dice Friends Outfits
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
FITorion: more xlr?
revjakenash: Yes! Paint Time!
CaptainSpam: Oh man. This is gonna get SUPER oscilly!
cuttlebranch: Maybe they'll bioengineer some critters!
AshBurnem: Fordite.
electrum516: @hesgotnopants True
TheArchitectX: Fordite
korvys: Fordite
Nigouki: Detroit Agate?
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Forditeium
EnoTheTonberry: Hi Ian, Hi Cameron.
weff47: r/thatpeelingfeeling
ContingentCat: there absolutely is
HesGotNoPants: build actual guild gates
Fruan: This is the whole stream, right? Please?
TehAmelie: probably most of those reddits are related to the Goldmember kind of peeling
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Rockario: Oo, lay them out in a decorative way and see if you can wet them to set into a work of art
electrum516: wait so TTSF is scheduled now? aww damnit thought it was time for Mtg for some strange reason 😂😂
bobAkirafett: snap, time for me to paint!
SirFlukesAlot: hello form 2am scotland!
e_bloc: is this another ASMR stream?
electrum516: damn notifications leading to be believe false tales
zerg539: Fordite is when you hit the Model T Era and you just get many layers of Black on black
SnackPak_: Thanks Beej
SirFlukesAlot: uuuuuGGGGGGhhhh
EnoTheTonberry: Ugh, Bureaucracy!
senshi5609: hey mods they are still under MTG
DiscordianTokkan: I enjoy good ball joints
EnoTheTonberry: Uuugh, Ball Joints!
e_bloc: phrasing?
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SnackPak_: Who gives a crap about safety?
SirFlukesAlot: surprisingly easy in uk
TStodden: Safety is expensive... I went in for new tires & had to pay an extra $500 in unexpected safety repairs.
tuckamanian: God save the queen
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Animekitty93: Does the stream title still say magic for anyone else?
e_bloc: Ian how tall are you? just asking because you seem a bit tall for this vehicle
Dix: oh GOD DAMNIT. lol
Juliamon: Animekitty93 yes, something happened
Animekitty93: Ok cool
e_bloc: "no new holes"
e_bloc: that's always been my campaign promise
NathanJay_GA: Hello! ^_^
Drasvin: The winker?
Erin_Dwight: Hey Paul, category is set to Magic. o:
Rockario: I really want this to segue into "So this week on Tinker Tailor..."
tuckamanian: let me show you my winker
AshBurnem: Pls mic a Beej
LoadingReadyRun: I'm on the desk mic. I'm running tech. I'll lean in further.
Juliamon: Beej, can you fix the title/game?
AshBurnem: Thanks Beej! <3
HesGotNoPants: 600
gamercat88: i billion yen
NotCainNorAbel: $2000
Dix: 300 CAD
zerg539: $450