cheetoJack: If you can get to a convention where they are they will generally be happy to sign some sort of item you bring them, like a deck box for instance
bvorhies: that be cool to go to one
Juliamon: Bits are more like tips, really.
Juliamon: You give them out of appreciation for their service.
bvorhies: sorry I'm new to this. I really like watching on YouTube. they have made my days while I was getting better
Juliamon: It's a lot to learn, and we're here to help.
cheetoJack: Don't worry about it bvorhies. We tend to be around here though, so if you have questions we're happy to help.
TehAmelie: there aren't a lot of formal rules for any of this
vinvis_: !next
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TehAmelie: LRR is currently at a weird stage of celebrity where they can't let in every fan who comes by the Moonbase and can't hire security to keep them out
MagisterSieran: I am so hyped for this draft! next to Amonkhet this set might one of my favorites of all time.
Kumakaori: I, hrmn. hmmn. is it possible to check the events page from mobile?
Earthenone: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
Kumakaori: !next
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Earthenone: try following the link?
Juliamon: Honestly I'm not sure that you can in-app
Kumakaori: ty juliamon, and the link probably works earthenone, but i was definitely looking for in-app
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: Player list pending.
cheetoJack: Events does not appear to be supported very well at all. I don't really blame twitch because in general its not used a lot on other channels since they do regularly scheduled streams each week
DarkMorford: LRR's just special that way
cheetoJack: Then again, they never really made it easy to add Events, so its just annoying
Juliamon: Confirmed players so far: Ben, Serge, Adam
thegreatwyrdling: !next
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FinalShowFilms: !next
Aztren: !next
cheetoJack: (Also from a dev standpoint googling "twitch events documentation" does not bring what I want)
ninja_theory_ashrams: !next
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Kumakaori: cheetojack, oof no documentation == no use!
DarkMorford: As far as I know there is no Events API. At least not a documented, supported one.
cheetoJack: There is an Events API, but yeah, its not documented and supported properly.
cheetoJack: The names are all there as if they meant to support it like a real API
Kumakaori: ok, yeah link worked, once i told my mobile browser to go to desktop mode. but id guess there's nothing in-app
TehAmelie: there's always loadingreadyrun.com but that's mostly updated for major events, like quarterly
DarkMorford: loadingreadyrun.com/live should be accurate, though
cheetoJack: Perhaps it would be a good use of my time to make a mobile friendly events page :thinking_emoji:
Kumakaori: :D?!? ty cheeto :D!!!
Earthenone: or, OR, put the events page through a markov chain
cheetoJack: Now thats ridiculous
DarkMorford: Nah, cheeto would make a neural net.
cheetoJack: a Neural Network on the other hand :thinking_emoji_on_spinner:
cheetoJack: See DM knows me well..
Juliamon: New LRL segment: Dank Ranked, but with neural network-generated events
Kumakaori: "we made an AI sit through 5 years of LRR events... this is what it generated: .......
Earthenone: to be fair thats what i meant (still feverish)
cheetoJack: Ok how much do I want to do this after having a strong drink...
TehAmelie: there was that computer generated scripts series. . .
Kumakaori: drunk coding, best coding.
MagisterSieran: im drunk does that make me a code master?
TehAmelie: don't do it, Cheeto. the mobile companies will update firmware to make the work useless the day after
cheetoJack: More like drunk copy/paste. Pretty sure I mocked up an events page thing before. Grabbing past vs future isn't bad
TehAmelie: well, at least one of them
Loonatic93: !next
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TehAmelie: (it's gonna be Apple)
rolanddegil: oh boy oh boy oh boy
Juliamon: S O O N
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
cheetoJack: Nah, thats not how it works TehAmelie. For one, the Web Dev stuff is HTML5 and that's VERY standardized. On the other hand, they can't invalidate my Neural Networks
TehAmelie: N O W
IgnisDeus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
bvorhies: I like this ad
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL
rolanddegil: NOW after commercial
MagisterSieran: Squid1 Squid2 OSFrog Squid2 Squid4 S I M I C !
rolanddegil: okay, we got music and a countdown
TehAmelie: well, after 2 minutes of BGC
ContingentCat: I keep forgetting about this tab then being confused about the sudden strange music choices
rolanddegil: Jade Catkin is stuck in a ferris wheel, wrong browser
Nemowoodbine: Hi!
MagisterSieran: this soudns like shovel knight
TehAmelie: i know Big Giant circles has some open source thing going on but i hope James throws them a buck sometimes for all the sounds they give us
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Evening folks!
r10pez10: Orzhjov is best
DarkMorford: Izzet?
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chickenace11: force Temur
DaHolmie_: Howdy howdy everybody
Earthenone: pride51 GLHF
Xavorin: Hiya, peoples lrrHEART
MagisterSieran: Rakdos Party rockers in the House Tonight!
djalternative: Here we go
TehAmelie: Abzan is life, Abzan is love
Dwinick: hey friendos
Earthenone: !find gentlemen
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
TehAmelie: i know that's not even a guild
Dwinick: none of those in here @earthenone
m0nkeyrama: Hellooo!
rolanddegil: not enough angels or dragons in this set
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Science_and_Magic: NEW DRAFT
Diabore: ooh adam v james
TehAmelie: hello beardsmen
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bvorhies: its on!!!!👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 go Adam hope you win your match!!!
MagisterSieran: Cam better go Brors.
boristhewizard: I don't understand. How can a draft support 6 Rakdos players?
Dwinick: wow its all the boys!
chickenace11: i think it is serge
r10pez10: adam gonna play all the things
1losttheGame: we're here! seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Earthenone: you could have been batman
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
control_rig: Ow
VoidByAnyOtherName: james so boolie
Science_and_Magic: BWAH BWAH BWAH
chickenace11: Ben is good if you get the right stuff for it
Dwinick: shots fired already
Earthenone: ask the cardreader?
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TehAmelie: yo ho ho *swig*
Serifina: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
rolanddegil: does a draft at a store have a certain number of players or does it matter?
tastethebeams: Hey y’all
r10pez10: usually 8
rolanddegil: thanks
Earthenone: usualy between 6-11
Cepsys: woohoo and hello
Willbrannon: Just got a button. It was say go!
TehAmelie: there are draft rules for any number of players down to and including 2. . .
r10pez10: you can draft from anywhere from 2 upwards depending on how you want to do it though
Dwinick: we are the best!
ritchards: Was there a Friday Nights this month?
Blargant: my store will maybe run one for five, and once you get past ten it's probably better to split into two separate pods
r10pez10: !patreon
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Juliamon: ritchards they were filming it this week!
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lorilyric1389: greetings humans
r10pez10: guys that's not how you tap mana
r10pez10: !players
LRRbot: 2019-01-25: Our players tonight: Graham, Serge, Adam, Cam, Ben, and James!
TehAmelie: watch out for dat mana burn
CloudSwordTwitch: Go Gates!
bvorhies: good luck everyone!! Adam good luck
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...go for it
control_rig: Ben NO
phorrestgaze: do it
djalternative: Can serge point his camera up?
r10pez10: ben
niccus: spicy spetitioners
hoktauri: live the dream!
Willbrannon: Noooo ben
Snowsongwolf: How is it I've read through the card list and I already remember none of these?
Pharmacistjudge: serge, smash them
Znazl: NICE
r10pez10: my eyes
control_rig: Take the FOIL
phorrestgaze: raredraft the shiny
riordand: !bedazzle
Jorge4hg: all gates
MagisterSieran: i'd fukin do gutter bones. for the memes and the skelington army.
Science_and_Magic: I was in an 11 player draft and only TWO petetioners were opened! I got both, but I was expecting more.
Pharmacistjudge: yes, the card is that good
malexus101: that card is nasty
kamkazi: ben;s pack is the actual nuts
IbunWest: I mean that card is easily the best card in the pack.
TehAmelie: it might be hard to hide when you're considering a split card. . .
ThatDangSkeleton: I mean, the nonfoil rare is more open and is a flying brick with upside
Aarek: thats not forcing Gruul!
laviniagaming: Yay! <3
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Gutterbones better or worse that Reassembling Skeleton?
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Science_and_Magic: I was watching Ben, what was Serge's first pick?
phorrestgaze: did serge take his rare?
r10pez10: 11 player draft must take aaaaaages
Willbrannon: Take the removal serge!
djalternative: Force 10 petitioners
Spectre97: Petitioners seems like it has a super low print run compared to other commons
circusofkirkus: Just got here, did I miss the classic mid-draft Serge pivot, chat?
Juliamon: circusofkirkus we're only like one pick in
Xavorin: Just started
Snowsongwolf: @circusofkirkus Nope we're pick 2 of pack 1
laviniagaming: Lets go gates!
r10pez10: this is like pick 2 or 3
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Science_and_Magic: Slimebind over the Bounce spell?
r10pez10: so you're good o7
phorrestgaze: so yes
TehAmelie: it's NEVER too late to pivot
Jorge4hg: pivot serge
circusofkirkus: I see, thanks all!
r10pez10: forever pivoting
chickenace11: don't you mean it's never to early to pivot
Xavorin: ABP: Always Be Pivot'n.
Snowsongwolf: Pivot fast enough you might gain some altitude.
m0nkeyrama: Hate draft the gates, Serge LUL
TehAmelie: i'm just talking as a trans woman who figured that out at age 36, but still
r10pez10: adam what theme song was that
m0nkeyrama: Smash, I believe
smartguyc1089: I think pivoting during first pick is probably too early
r10pez10: i remember it but not where it's from!
Willbrannon: Smash smash smash
r10pez10: oh BGC
Issurru: smash intro i think
Blargant: if you pivot quickly enough your components will separate according to their density
laviniagaming: No one is drafting orzhov? alright.
riordand: How many milling boys do you need to make it work in draft? 3?
Diabore: do it ben!
chickenace11: put Ruic Thar in Smash you cowards
m0nkeyrama: Do it Ben!
MalBeam: do it
CastleOtranto: Stop dissing me peter, Adam!
OmniWyvern: do it!
Ubiki: Ben YES
DarklordStratos: Doit
djalternative: Ooohhh. Ill Gotten Inheritance. Love it with Rakdos.
silvalunae: dewit
r10pez10: go goofy
phorrestgaze: it good
laviniagaming: Do it ben
control_rig: DEWIT
laviniagaming: YEAH
Zerris: Is that a signal, or a threat?
chickenace11: I did it in a draft in arena it it went ok
Issurru: 11 Adam
djalternative: DeWitt
smartguyc1089: Somebody better be forcing persistent petitioners
Science_and_Magic: Is Ben going HIGH ALERT
w1nsol: tithe is so good
r10pez10: all my friends are AIs though
Snowsongwolf: The feels.
Blargant: tithe was bonkers in 2HG but i dunno if it's good in regular draft
Science_and_Magic: Azorius High Alert Fliers is AMAZING
phorrestgaze: it's insane
incredulouspasserby: Having tried treasures? It fucking sucks.
laviniagaming: Its strong
viridimayai: I would've picked up doggo
Snowsongwolf: I hope to one day upgrade to AI. Right now my friends are stuffed animals.
silvalunae: my bet's on ben
Spectre97: I lost my soul to an Azorius player with Smother Tithe in my 2HG prerelease
djalternative: take the partitioners!!!!!
RealGamerCow: seems like not many people taking white
djalternative: bank on pack 2 and 3
TehAmelie: remembering every card you've seen in the draft seems like a particularly useful skill
Blargant: yeah op cast Mass Manipulation with X = 3 off treasure tokens
Blargant: was a bad time
m0nkeyrama: I feel like they might have been playing some smash before this, if Adam's whistling is any indicator
theonlyangelx: shoooow me potato streamin
egyptcraze: b en in his least favourite colours for the second lrr draft in a row XD
phorrestgaze: signals working out well
r10pez10: i am excited for whatever graham is drafting
wtrob: Hello chat!
Snowsongwolf: o/.
TSevenhuysen: Hi.
m0nkeyrama: benginHi
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djalternative: Someone take the petitioners. They need a good home
phorrestgaze: looks like no one's snapping up gates early for shenanigans.
Spacecarl: Oh hai there
Willbrannon: Surge you need to keep smash smash smash
chickenace11: Serge did do that hard pivot
wtrob: @m0nkeyrama ! seabatTROG /
m0nkeyrama: These gates have been lasting a surprisingly long time
m0nkeyrama: @wtrob seabatTROG //
wtrob: The new emote is so goooooood
TehAmelie: how many cards do you get to see in this draft? i think like 120
abaoa_qu: No one in gruul?
phorrestgaze: un-pivot?
queenfounder: Got totally caught up watching your video moving to moon base mark 5 and totally forgot you were streaming now!
djalternative: Pivot back!
m0nkeyrama: Pivot back serge!
chickenace11: serge with the rare 360 pivot
r10pez10: ABP
phorrestgaze: might wheel
m0nkeyrama: Don't stop pivoting!
silvalunae: um, wouldn't that die ben???
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, it will wheel
Creego4: Wheel 100%
kanimaras: Pivot... pivot.. pivot
silvalunae: or is it just assigned, not actually switched
TheAwkes: TehAmelie 216? I tihnk.
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r10pez10: assigned, not switched yeah
TehAmelie: oh yeah that sounds better
silvalunae: ; ; okay, thank you
ritchards: Hi James, how it going?
corpocracy: Whoa whoa. Living on a prayer?
phorrestgaze: do it again
thraximore: ooooooh
Science_and_Magic: ANOTHER!
silvalunae: in that case that's bonkers ouo
Pharmacistjudge: serge, pick the left one
TheAwkes: TehAmelie: 216 including the lands, because gates.
Science_and_Magic: Senate Courier + High Alert is Excellent
TehAmelie: yeah i was counting low
laviniagaming: How many instants?
Spacecarl: now i think i know what Graham is in and i am excited
Pharmacistjudge: high alert I found to be a monster of a card against simic
Dumori: Is ben drafting 3 colour trash heap
Pharmacistjudge: since so many of their tricks give -X/-0....and that does nothing with high alert around
Science_and_Magic: Azorius Knight-Arbiter + High Alert is the DREAM!
laviniagaming: yes
silvalunae: YES
m0nkeyrama: sweeeet benginDab
egyptcraze: yep
djalternative: yes
Pharmacistjudge: ben, yes it is...but is it more fun?
Pharmacistjudge: that's debatable
phorrestgaze: it's not but it's funny
silvalunae: thank you ben lrrHEART
Laserbeaks_Fury: Delicious low steaks
phorrestgaze: making bad decisions
Pharmacistjudge: ben the stakes are actually quite high...you are broadcasting on the i nternet
thraximore: my fav phrase
Pharmacistjudge: no...that archetype is wide open
hoktauri: At the prerelease I kept a 1 land hand because I had 3 ill gotten fortunes, gotta love the pack for round regardless of win kinda stakes
NotCainNorAbel: or someone passed their deck instead of the pack
TehAmelie: it's times like these i recall the sage words of Colonel Kurtz
silvalunae: -haunted look- yes, paul, yes it is
phorrestgaze: cheez wiz is always worse
egyptcraze: not when serge w2as trying for it lol
Aarek: or better?
Aztren: if philly taught me anything, you do not disrespect the wiz
thraximore: the lyric means that the kitchen he was writing the song in had cheese whiz in it
thraximore: and he thought 'lets get crazy'
Angreed66: Since serge ducked because he over valued signaling it is quite open
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you tried going mad *without* power? It's boring, no one listens to you
Dumori: I thinkadding cheese wiz makes anything worse
chickenace11: depends on if it's name brand cheez whiz or generic whiz paul
hoktauri: cheese wiz cheesestakes are nasty
Pharmacistjudge: considering people's opinions on cheesesteaks
TehAmelie: "you have to play like you mean to win, but at the same time be able to utilize your knowledge that this is just a game, to lose without feeling, without passion, without judgment, without judgment"
KartoffelKaiser: The correct half of philly puts provolone on their cheesesteaks. The nutters use whiz
hoktauri: I've had both, provalone is the only right answer
Aztren: Provolone or Wiz, honestly it tastes about the same due to the amount of fat from the grease
r10pez10: cheeze whiz roulette
laviniagaming: Lavinia!!!!
silvalunae: @KartoffelKaiser you, i like you
r10pez10: pivot again
thraximore: might as well
rockyboy78: Geno's uses whiz. Atomic uses cheddar/provolone
PoorDecisionMachine: not provelone, not whiz, American if you are actually from philly
Science_and_Magic: Never too late to pivot
chickenace11: if serge pivot's again and fast enough he will gain flight
nethermage: sure graham is taking a trip to the sea
Jorge4hg: it's fine just pivot
Pharmacistjudge: if you are really want to be cool, government cheese
silvalunae: what's government cheese o.o
Ubiki: there is real american cheese that isnt the kraft shit -_-
hoktauri: I could go for a nice swiss cheesesteak
Juliamon: oh god government cheese
Skudd: Traditionally it's provolone. Cheez Whiz is a tourist trap thing that stuck.
m0nkeyrama: I think serge might be happy with these last packs sergeHeart
PoorDecisionMachine: and if you put mayo anywhere near it I will manifest physically in you house
flatluigi: how goes the drafting so far
KartoffelKaiser: They're quite similar, but at least American cheese is solid.
TehAmelie: i'm sure they can be sold as "cheese", with heavy quotation marks
Science_and_Magic: Did serge just slam Hero
DarklordStratos: If you want to have good cheese, come to Wisconsin
r10pez10: 64 slices of American Cheese
NotCainNorAbel: gov cheese == orange soft salt
phorrestgaze: @silvalunae the most efficient way to store excess dairy.
Cepsys: i'm american and it is not
Jorge4hg: cheese facts
cheetoJack: American Cheese, also known as orange plastic
Juliamon: "American cheese" is a "cheese product"
loudwalrus: You don't think something coming from a can doesn't distinguish it ?
nolimit70: graham getting cheesed?
egyptcraze: agree with @DarklordStratos
control_rig: Drr drr drr?
silvalunae: should i google image government cheese or no
evolvingdev: waht @Juliamon said
meisbored: getting into a cheese fight with chat is only slightly like getting into a land war in Russia
queenfounder: American cheese is plastic. It my least favourite thing about moving here ;(
RomanGoro: !unsubscribe cheese facts
stevemont215: Writing from philly here: it’s Whiz or Provolone. You can ask for whatever you want but you’ll be judged
SajuukSjet: American Dairy products in particular aren't allowed in the UK, due to various reasons, but one large one is the amount of hormones and such pumped into the animals, and also the amount of puss in the milk
rolanddegil: gummint cheese used to be really really good
AdamYMHMI: Cheese makers once lobbied to have american cheese labeled "entombed cheese" because of the number of chemicals used in its production.
Koshindan: American cheese gets a bad wrap because of kraft singles. There's good stuff you can order in Delis that make delicious burgers because it melts better than "real cheese."
phorrestgaze: I think I like the english muffin over french toast on that
djalternative: The difference between American Cheese and a Mild Cheddar is a sodium compound that makes it optimized for melting.
ninja_theory_ashrams: never get in a land war in Asia, never get in a cheese fight with chat
PoorDecisionMachine: the ny style is real cheese you don't want the Kraft bs
Laserbeaks_Fury: Monte Cristo Count: 1
chickenace11: Great sandwich : sharp cheddar and creamy peanut butter slightly grilled
stevemont215: Then you also order “wit” or “wit out” which denotes if you want peppers and onions or not
TehAmelie: over here the most Americanized cheese we get is individually prepared cheese slices "with cheddar character"
Science_and_Magic: TWO HEROES!
volraths_bane: Kraft singles aren't real American cheese
ContingentCat: kraft singles aren't cheese period
silvalunae: @chickenace11 oQo I have a mighty need now
r10pez10: is kraft cheese like craft glue
Xavorin: They are cheese-adjacent.
volraths_bane: I've seen real American cheese made, its at it's base mild cheddar
incredulouspasserby: If that’s the case then I’ve never seen “actual American cheese”
DarkMorford: I plan to start making my own cheese from scratch before too long, so lrrEFF all y'all. :P
Skudd: My goto steak sandwich has cheddar, provolone, and swiss because why only have one kind of cheese when you can have three?
Jorge4hg: plastic wrapped in plastic
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
TehAmelie: i do hope American Gods season 2 gets into American cheese or chocolate.
laviniagaming: BLEGH
m0nkeyrama: Yesssss James!
ritchards: do eet!
flatluigi: JAMES
ThePerrBearr: Kraft American Singles can't legally be called cheese anymore because it's less than 51% cheese
underhill33: Oh Jesus
Sorteur: james yes
Willbrannon: 6 player drafts are weird. Cards come around so quick
wtrob: seabatTROG
bv310: James, you monster
phorrestgaze: gettin' there
ContingentCat: with all this cheese talk I really want to make a nice grilled cheese sandwich with rye bread and gouda
EricOstby: Play them all, G.
m0nkeyrama: Live the dream James!
djalternative: If you want to know what makes American Cheese American Cheese, read this: http://www.chemistryislife.com/the-chemistry-of-american-cheese
Laserbeaks_Fury: Freedom Cheese
Willbrannon: James is favored to win
djalternative: It's the compound known as Sodium Citrate.
control_rig: Oh God Cam
loudwalrus: I am in Philly. Graham is right. For good or ill, he is right.
control_rig: Don't start that fight
incredulouspasserby: Oh no I’m with you on this, “American cheese” is not cheese.
Skudd: @ContingentCat Gouda on a grilled cheese deserves a high five
control_rig: Please
JustNotAFox: I know right? All of this cheese talk and now I want to go make poutine
DarklordStratos: Dear LRR, If you want good cheese, I just so happen to know a guy
r10pez10: one spins the sugar counter-clockwise
rennz17: So you guys are confusing American cheese and Government cheese. Government cheese is plastic stuff. American is a form of cheddar.
ZuNy77: i just got here and am trying to understand why there is a discussion of american cheese
PoorDecisionMachine: it is a debate, yes
m0nkeyrama: Speedy draft :o
chickenace11: Now i want cheese
ZuNy77: in chat
Radyin: Are we talking about how the PAX South hoodie looks like melted cheese?
MagisterSieran: the best draft ever
queenfounder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:35.
ContingentCat: @Skudd yeah it melts so nice it's so good
theonlyangelx: :3 i'm a vegan :3 cheese is any small pale yellow-white-orange savoury object
queenfounder: Damn that was fast
m0nkeyrama: YES ADAM
silvalunae: @r10pez10 I prefer the conical matrix tbh
ninja_theory_ashrams: yins are great
bv310: YES ADAM YES
Jorge4hg: adam is playing constructed
r10pez10: adam
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Aarek: whatarethose!
kanimaras: adam has already won
KartoffelKaiser: Adam my beautiful simic boi
wtrob: Yeah Adam seabatTROG seabatTROG
laviniagaming: Adam seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: if i were a chemist i'd make it my mission to create a vegan cheddar
Iceberg_Man: seabatTROG
MalBeam: adam picking the seabatTROG squad
circusofkirkus: so I was close when I asked about the pivot lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: We believe, Adam seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
Tecnocrat: That HIGHEST alert.
Willbrannon: Gruul was so open
circusofkirkus: @TehAmelie there are some really solid vegan cheeses!
queenfounder: Woop gonna cook
egyptcraze: i thinjk first packs were just super orzhov heavy and then gruul was hitting hard second pack
djalternative: No on camera deck builds for the time being
theehakan: !card High alert
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
Skudd: @ContingentCat I usually like to do 2:1 Gouda and Cheddar. The Cheddar gives a nice bit of sharpness that works really well.
abaoa_qu: I draft 3 colors every time in this format
TehAmelie: i'm sure there are, but i bet none of them taste exactly like good cheddar
Tomasu82: i kinda like the deck builds...
abaoa_qu: They seemed really hesitant to do so
MagisterSieran: im rooting for ben because hes the most likable and relatable.
djalternative: they take too long. they're considering starting earlier in the future
awsomeness32059: The Friday night cheese fight storing well I see
Mylozileto: this is the third time today I've dropped in on a stream within five minutes of a break starting
jclem_2: Forgot I’m watching live when I went to skip the break
incredulouspasserby: So I haven’t had an official philly cheese steak. But the best cheese steak I ever had was garlic bleu cheese
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ttandmore: Dumb question how long do they take to build decks
circusofkirkus: eh, it's been several years since I had non-vegan cheese, but I know that a lot of the vegan cheeses have drastically improved since I went vegan
loudwalrus: They've said before that they chewed up too much time and might the stream ran to long.
DarkMorford: Uh, Twitch?
ninja_theory_ashrams: music sputterd out
rennz17: Don’t stop the music.
djalternative: deck builds take about 5-10 min off screen but 20-30 min on screen.
PoorDecisionMachine: soy I imagine?
LupusNoctis: woop woop
circusofkirkus: incredulouspasserby the best ones are nut-based, often raw cashews
ttandmore: Excellent thank you @djalternative
djalternative: Vegan Cheese = Black Magic + Future Science
circusofkirkus: though there are some soy products as well.
Tomasu82: aka not cheese...
incredulouspasserby: I don’t think I could ever go vegan. Not a huge fan of nuts.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrFINE
circusofkirkus: cashews are literally magic in vegan cooking
PoorDecisionMachine: oh weird, I wouldn't have guessed nuts
Juliamon: Thank you Paul!
Ceris75: music
PoorDecisionMachine: neat
theonlyangelx: thank paul
theehakan: cashews are magic in all cooking
aitsu100: bloojFine
CaptainSpam: Thanks, Paul!
Dumori: Wait it's not mine oclock
movienationyt: The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
TehAmelie: i had some fancy vegetarian taco meat just the other day and i can say the fake meat stuff still tastes like water with slightly more chewing resistance
incredulouspasserby: IT IS NOW
circusofkirkus: yeah, there's whole "artisan nut cheese" cookbooks
silvalunae: whoa for a second I thought mine'o'clock was on
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djalternative: !card Cashews
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So Are frudays now going to be "now Kiss" in the morning and then "FNPF" like hours later with nothing in between?
Juliamon: Oh god is the audio going weird again?
incredulouspasserby: No?
djalternative: There was a crapshoot in between today
electroswagnetism: At first I was like "what if we put soy milk through the same processes as regular milk to make cheese from it" then I realised that's basically just Tofu
Earthenone: @Bobtheninjagoldfish pretty much
Juliamon: Just me? Alright.
theonlyangelx: veganism isn't hard, if you live in a place with lots of variety of foods, and you can still avoid all the stuff you don't like (i for one hate eggplant and cauliflower, which is in lots of vegan food)
Earthenone: !crapshoot
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ReydienOnline: it was skipping a bit on the previous song, but I dunno if that was the stream or them switching songs
silvalunae: @djalternative Graham announced in a vid that those are going away ; ;
SuperGiraffe: Missed the draft, anything spicy get opened?
circusofkirkus: i'm mean, veganism is pretty easy if you have access to veggies, rice, and beans. it's just the vegan-labeled stuff that's spendy
theinvisiblevoice: Adam looks like he's got a sweet simic deck
LoadingReadyRun: funny story, the draft web cams have internal mics. So when you unplug or plug them in Windows sometimes decides that it should switch to those devices as the primary audio source lrrFRUMP
theonlyangelx: @circusofkirkus exactly.
electroswagnetism: James is on Gates
theehakan: vegan pstries are just not as good tho
circusofkirkus: granted, that's just for the vegan diet, not for the whole lifestyle
PoorDecisionMachine: not vegan but always curious to try new things
theonlyangelx: thanks windows... thindows
theehakan: Pastries*
aitsu100: lrrAWW
movienationyt: what can i do if i subed but cnan't afford it right now
TehAmelie: every OS sucks♫
theonlyangelx: also, yeah... vegan baked goods are very hit or miss.
PoorDecisionMachine: I've had amazing vegan ice cream
theonlyangelx sobs in missing dim sum
LoadingReadyRun: movienationyt that's totally ok! follow the channel and tell your friends!
queenfounder: James saw how good the gates can be on MTGA
theonlyangelx: oh and flat pork
circusofkirkus: yeah, baked goods can be tricky, but they can also be amazing! a couple years ago Cupcake Wars was won by a vegan cupcake
bv310: I've had an excellent vegan sorbet, but I'm not huge on the vehan ice cream I've had
rennz17: @circusofkirkus I’ve heard that there are many alcohols that are non-vegan that don’t seem that way such as wines
chickenace11: I'm going to school to become a pastry chef and one class is just learning how to make stuff vegan and gluten free
movienationyt: cool done that
TehAmelie: this chat has had some amazingly generous members, and we haven't had a lot of gift subs today, so maybe you'll get lucky if you hang on
theonlyangelx: yess, please. and then teach me how to do it ;_;
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART
SpookySpaghooti: How much longer will the break be?
movienationyt: I live in BC Canada
Angreed66: Did I get back befor the first match?
PoorDecisionMachine: I really like the coconut milk ice cream, i
PoorDecisionMachine: though you have to like coconut
Rye_Bread89: ya angreed
theehakan: sorbet is easy to make vegan but most baked goods rely on fat to retain moisture and thats hard to get without dairy or eggs
m0nkeyrama: They're deckbuilding, but it shouldn't be too much longer @SpookySpaghooti
TehAmelie: me, i'd like to taste CAH's "the moonlanding was fake coconut" flavor icecream
chickenace11: vegan pudding with berries on it is good. speaking as someone who has to make vegan food for there siblings
theonlyangelx: ben and jerry's has good vegan ice cream
m0nkeyrama: ^
theonlyangelx: but i like my ice cream with LOTS of bits in it
circusofkirkus: rennz17 it honestly depends on the alcohol and often it's the filtration process. There's a website called Barnivore that has a ton of different alcohol vegan statuses
theehakan: ill admit oat milk has been a great alternitive for lattes where i work
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Pharmacistjudge: vegan food you have to judge on its own merits comparing vegan desserts to normal dessert just isn't fair
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART lrrDARK
PoorDecisionMachine: oat milk is shockingly good
Znazl: SourPls
circusofkirkus: ben and jerry's vegan ice cream is solid, though I prefer cashew or coconut milk ice cream vs almond milk ice cream though
movienationyt: Bastion Games is name of my fnm/game store. asking chat what is the name of your local game store you go to?
theonlyangelx: i just enjoy all Nut Milk theonl45Ahegao
rennz17: @circusofkirkus What I heard was that the were filtered with fish scales which just seems strange
silvalunae: @circusofkirkus are those sweeter than almond? o.o
PoorDecisionMachine: coconut is
Diabore: i just cast all 4 of my growth chamber guardins the same turn, card is dumb with rhythm
RealGamerCow: That's right, LRL tomorrow night!
TehAmelie: well, theoretically it'd be Collector's Point, the only game store in town
Pharmacistjudge: I go to too many stores. I was the sole judge of a city of over a million people for a while
movienationyt: @RealGamerCow thanks for the 1 month sub
theehakan: i go to the guard tower
circusofkirkus: rennz17 yeah, old school beer was filtered with isinglass, which is made from fish (Guinness) used to be non-vegan up until a year or two ago
RealGamerCow: The LGS near me is super toxic, so I avoid it.
chickenace11: My is Game On but they had a pipe burst and a lot of there stuff got ruined
Pharmacistjudge: I'm sad to hear that
circusofkirkus: silvalunae coconut is, but both I find are creamier in texture than almond-based
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wtrob: @chickenace11 Same!
PoorDecisionMachine: my lgs is not local Jersey, but is called 7th dimension
movienationyt: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: 👀 👀
queenfounder: I JUST sat back down
TehAmelie: hey
incredulouspasserby: Nerd Rage Gaming is the local one but I only ever go for prereleases. I used to go to my store in my college town all the time, but NRG is way too competitive.
queenfounder: perfect timing
Juliamon: I'm curious about oat milk but not enough to buy a big carton of it.
movienationyt: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
theonlyangelx: ohai MultiPals
PoorDecisionMachine: *persay
m0nkeyrama: woooow James
silvalunae: @circusofkirkus cool oOo I'm mildly lactose intolerant so I think those would be a good replacement?
ThinksTooMuch: I don't have a good lgs near me now, so I'll plug a good one from my old city, Get Your Fun On Games
MagisterSieran: #BenRules
movienationyt: #judgespam
m0nkeyrama: Nice shirt, Ben!
theehakan: a lot of coffee shops have oat milk now if you want to try it
theonlyangelx: benginHeart sergeFuse benginFuse sergeHeart
silvalunae: go ben!
ThePerrBearr: screw driver?
Fugi: as someone who just tuned in yeah it sounded like a sick burn
chesul: well, someone screwed things up. Kappa!
Jacobontherun1: GHOST DRIVER
ritchards: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: silvalunae yeah! my favorite brand is So Delicious
control_rig: Woah
Suffix: My god.
r10pez10: this game is ... fixed
m0nkeyrama: spooooky
movienationyt: Bastion Games
snowcookies: lol
firetaco352: I just joined and I have now idea of context
Cepsys: lrrSPOOP driver
queenfounder: Ben's least favourite colours!
movienationyt: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
thraximore: what
theonlyangelx: also, boyfriend is getting me coffee and breakfast! i'm so excited
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LRRbot: Hero of Precinct One [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Darthpapas: No Sleeves!!! TRIGGERRED!!!!
hoktauri: oof
theonlyangelx: potato island
m0nkeyrama: Oooh, the hero
chickenace11: Ben's deck should be called I AM THE LAW
Krokaar: the screwdrivers been dead for 6 years...
bv310: Ben playing unsleeved is monstrous lrrBEEJ
Snowsongwolf: That was odd. I tabbed back in, saw the table and then the hands/cards appeared. Like they were Unreal engine assets.
SpookySpaghooti: Ben's deck name is so good
LRRbot: Depose // Deploy | Depose [1{W/U}] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Draw a card. // Deploy [2WU] | Instant | Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, then you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
r10pez10: my shuffling got a lot better when i begrudgingly started sleeving draft decks
m0nkeyrama: I wonder, is Serge glad he pivoted
LRRbot: Syndicate Messenger [3W] | Creature — Bird [2/3] | Flying / Afterlife 1
LRRbot: Teysa Karlov [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/4] | If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / Creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifelink.
r10pez10: TK!
m0nkeyrama: Teysa sergeHeart
djalternative: I like both of those deck names
LRRbot: Sphinx of Foresight [2UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, scry 3 at the beginning of your first upkeep. / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
LRRbot: Final Payment [WB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 5 life or sacrifice a creature or enchantment. / Destroy target creature.
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, we're not exiling all the creatures
SpookySpaghooti: !card Azorius
LRRbot: Found 19 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LRRbot: Basilica Bell-Haunt [WWBB] | Creature — Spirit [3/4] | When Basilica Bell-Haunt enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card and you gain 3 life.
theehakan: yeahj
Pharmacistjudge: @tehcrashxor he gains another token for casting a multicolored spell
Dix: oh no
Darthpapas: the old floooood
phorrestgaze: it's hard being ben
tehcrashxor: Pharmacistjudge Ah. Thanks
ritchards: -ing shuffler
LRRbot: Grasping Thrull [3WB] | Creature — Thrull [3/3] | Flying / When Grasping Thrull enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
benegesseritmother: no ben ;_;
ThePerrBearr: game of all skill, no luck
Sibwow: thanks worth
Dumori: Oh I just saw bens hand
mariammistressofmanifolds: benginCry
Science_and_Magic: What is going on!
Dumori: QQ
phorrestgaze: oops all land
theonlyangelx: you know... those Orzhov.... love Gold
bv310: Dang Serge curving out like a champ
corpocracy: Oof
SpookySpaghooti: ALL LAND
Sibwow: oops all lands
kanimaras: oh magic
Suffix: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES benginCry benginCry benginCry
mariammistressofmanifolds: benginRip
DrEinstein99: holy cow serge's deck looks spicy right there
BlindProphet32: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
DarklordStratos: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
wtrob: Ben on the classic magic archetype Oops all lands
kingkongtv: sleeves!
theonlyangelx: benginRip benginRip benginRip
phorrestgaze: benginCry benginCry benginCry
r10pez10: !card Bounty of the Luxa
LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
viridimayai: Wait I tabbed out for a minute what the fuck happened?
Pharmacistjudge: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
mariammistressofmanifolds: benginCry benginCry benginCry
niccus: but what if we're playing simcity
queenfounder: Ben crying is much happier than flooding
chickenace11: that emote floods the board ... with tears
m0nkeyrama: Alrighty, time for Ben to draw some real cards
Tecnocrat: Who let Serge bring a constructed block deck in?
hoktauri: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
ArcticAtlantic: benginCry benginCry benginCry
kanimaras: take out all the lands
Koshindan: Maybe if you sleeved.
Forsaken401: lrrFRUMP
Lord_Hosk: side... in...JACE
movienationyt: The Si Stebbins Stack
Crashzxs: seabatYIKES benginCry
CapnRobert: streaks can happen sadly rough luck
r10pez10: if you're playing Super Mario Sunshine...
Science_and_Magic: Question for the palyers. Do you know how many Petitioners were opened among the 6 of you?
Lowkeh7: still had all lands...
ArcticAtlantic: I am torn between benginCry and sergeJustRight
movienationyt: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
fiftymcnasty: Its already, I lost 2 matches while yall were deck building because i never got to keep more than 5 cards
theonlyangelx: just gotta skewer em
Pharmacistjudge: @Science_and_Magic probably not enough to be honest
movienationyt: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
illmastershogun: Drinking a nice pour over from colombian geisha beans in honor of Serge's draft deck.
thegatherers: what is up my dudes?
movienationyt: Ben needs chat luck
m0nkeyrama: Let's hope for a good ratio of lands and spells BlessRNG BlessRNG
LRRbot: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature — Pegasus [1/3] | Flying
LRRbot: Hero of Precinct One [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
CloudSwordTwitch: Pegasucc
queenfounder: Look at that, spells!
djalternative: Pegas-ass
LRRbot: Arrester's Admonition [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner’s hand. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, draw a card.
movienationyt: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Koshindan: Bird-Horse that isn't a bird horse.
m0nkeyrama: Tempoo
LRRbot: Impassioned Orator [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
ChaoticObserver: Tempo? Sounds complicated.
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
Tecnocrat: It looks like a mirac - Its in the hole!
Science_and_Magic: HIGH ALERT!
m0nkeyrama: High alert! Yes!
rolanddegil: got there!
e_bloc: was really hoping Ben would get high
firetaco352: WOooOO
wtrob: "I don't know what tempo is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask"
LRRbot: Summary Judgment [1W] | Instant | Summary Judgment deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
queenfounder: !quote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #546: "Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?" —Paul [2015-07-27]
Snowsongwolf: I'm not sure why we're all singing my favorite 2Unlimited song but I'm not complaining lol
LRRbot: Chillbringer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying / When Chillbringer enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. It doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
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Lowkeh7: the judge w the half tap... FailFish
phorrestgaze: woop woop
Science_and_Magic: I got tow high alerts and two Unblockable Azorius knights in a draft, it was awesome!
LRRbot: Imperious Oligarch [WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Vigilance / Afterlife 1
KartoffelKaiser: Ben's chillbringer is a 3/3 instead of a 3/3 PogChamp
LRRbot: Pitiless Pontiff [WB] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Pitiless Pontiff gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
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m0nkeyrama: Jeez, Serge has quite the swarm
LRRbot: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature — Pegasus [1/3] | Flying
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Fighting considered combat damage?
wolf2012pack: Imperious Oligarch = Olenna Tyrell ?
LRRbot: Senate Guildmage [WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {W}, {T}: You gain 2 life. / {U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
awesomebear10: PAUL YOU SPELLED ORZHOV WRONG!!!!!
Science_and_Magic: Guildmage is a 2/2 instead of a 2/2
movienationyt: I clipped that 3/3 dance
m0nkeyrama: Def didn't need all caps for that, friend
killing_thyme: @Laserbeaks_Fury no
theonlyangelx: rumble has occured
ArcOfTheConclave: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature — Horse Bird [1/3] | Flying?
Snowsongwolf: I was about to blame that on Serge asking for the misspelling, then Paul fixed it :-P
queenfounder: Paul on that silent fix
e_bloc: well
Jacobontherun1: phrasing
r10pez10: serge
theonlyangelx: :3
Eywind: that is one way to say that, yes
theonlyangelx: serge
e_bloc: it still has d-touch, it just doesn't manage to touch
firetaco352: oh
Pharmacistjudge: Serge knows what he said
TehAmelie: "Don't touch the D" -Serge Yaeger, 2019
Tecnocrat: Seriously, is phrasing not a thing anymore?
LRRbot: Mortify [1WB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or enchantment.
Science_and_Magic: Probably High Alert
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RassilonDND: what was the -4 enchantment?
m0nkeyrama: Man, hero is a strong card
Doc_Rider: He also misspelled Azorious
LRRbot: Tenth District Veteran [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Tenth District Veteran attacks, untap another target creature you control.
Mrjugglingbear: @Tecnocrat *insert "We don't do that here" meme
MagisterSieran: orzhov is going off!
nolimit70: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
phorrestgaze: It's time to stop
wolf2012pack: good lord Serge
b240c: didnt tap for the removal spell
timiam: Serge's deck is nuuuts
LadyAtarka: benginHi Chat!
Pharmacistjudge: @RassilonDND slimebind
Jacobontherun1: bluff settle the wreckage ben
nurovi: @RassilonDND slimebind
Jacobontherun1: you got this
senshi5609: seabatYIKES
nolimit70: he never payed for mortify
TallBlondePillager: Serge yager, intense Magic's'm'n
Daedrin: IGI YES
LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, Ill-Gotten Inheritance deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Ill-Gotten Inheritance: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
RassilonDND: !card slimebind
LRRbot: Slimebind [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −4/−0.
b240c: welp too late now
hoktauri: No one believes that Serge is a monster when playing magic
senshi5609: seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: oof Serge
tergonis: what is this deck???
Pharmacistjudge: he had the mana to do it, it's fine chat
Tecnocrat: Stop, he's already dead!
timiam: We believe in you, Ben
SpookySpaghooti: Jesus Serge
b240c: @Pharmacistjudge he was short 1
Snowsongwolf: Serge's deck is like my M19 "Delay the Inevitable" deck, but good.
Daedrin: IGI is lowkey one of the best cards in limited
b240c: @Pharmacistjudge doesnt matter tho
LRRbot: Undercity Scavenger [3B] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | When Undercity Scavenger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Undercity Scavenger, then scry 2.
TheAwkes: Pharmacistjudge he had paid the 1 generic to sac with the pontiff during combat.
RassilonDND: didnt know slimebind said -4/-0. neat.
MTGVincent: So I missed the draft. Who has the gate deck?
djalternative: IGI is especially good with spectacle
phorrestgaze: oh man, that's just mean
Diabore: @MTGVincent james
m0nkeyrama: Hot damn, serge's deck is spooky
Laserbeaks_Fury: i think James got gates
LRRbot: Depose // Deploy | Depose [1{W/U}] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Draw a card. // Deploy [2WU] | Instant | Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, then you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
queenfounder: I know we don't like it, but Serge is just so consistent about hitting that half tap. They're not all over the place
CloudSwordTwitch: James has g8s
kanimaras: is he supposed to have another human? wasn't watching closely
Forsaken401: serge gained a life
MTGVincent: thanks y'all! excited to see that match
DrEinstein99: Who played in the first match?
Mrjugglingbear: The hero seems to be just the straight nut
RomanGoro: This is the first match
Doc_Rider: @DrEinstein99 This is the first match
DrEinstein99: ah
m0nkeyrama: @kanimaras he sacced a human to that zombie, hero triggers off of multicolored
kanimaras: ah thanks
movienationyt: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
ninja_theory_ashrams: serge played 3 multicolored spells, and sacced 2 tokens so far
TehAmelie: fun fact about "undercity": in Swedish, "under" means both "below" and "wonder"
LRRbot: Final Payment [WB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 5 life or sacrifice a creature or enchantment. / Destroy target creature.
r10pez10: "cheque, please"
flatluigi: serge drafted a hell of a deck
m0nkeyrama: woof, serge's deck is very strong
phorrestgaze: good pivot
Tecnocrat: We replaced Serge's deck with a prototype of a new Challenger Deck. Let's see if anyone notices.
loki_lxix: I opened this Orzhov beatdown deck at prerelease and proceeded to draw nothing but land all night :(
nolimit70: the token died
Kanoxy: token is dead yeah
Pnoy__: token blocked by guildmage shoud die
TallBlondePillager: Serge "Dominating board presence" Yager
chickenace11: I just looked at Serge's deck name and it is one point
chickenace11: *on
silvalunae: @Tecnocrat I mean, where's the lie though
srensommer1: Token = dead
thegatherers: not gruul, then lie
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ArcticAtlantic: part of me wants this to just somehow end in a harmonious draw sergeFuse benginFuse
viridimayai: Man, Serge is going off!
LRRbot: Sky Tether [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has defender and loses flying.
movienationyt: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
m0nkeyrama: Ben has had some bad luck drawing cards benginCry
J_Rey15: Chained to the Rocs
srensommer1: Lethal poggers
m0nkeyrama: Dig for the good stuff benginHeart
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Teraka: what's the enchant that lets ben untap creatures?/
LRRbot: Sentinel's Mark [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance. / Addendum — When Sentinel’s Mark enters the battlefield, if you cast it during your main phase, enchanted creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
Saalaksin: If this is game 1, why does Serge have a dot?
nurovi: match 1 game 2
RassilonDND: i really hope serge put in two ill gotten gains
movienationyt: How many MTG players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, two to stand and watch, telling him after the fact how he could have done it three turns faster.
TehAmelie: hands clasped against the dark lrrCREEPL katesHeart lrrCREEPR
LRRbot: Syndicate Messenger [3W] | Creature — Bird [2/3] | Flying / Afterlife 1
m0nkeyrama: High Alert has an activated ability to untap @Teraka
Saalaksin: It says "Round 1 of 3" in the corner, so I was confused. Thanks.
tergonis: both decks are doing some real good stuff
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
Teraka: gotcha, thanks
movienationyt: Calling cards 'dad' or 'father'. It works with near any card and it never gets old (at least to me). Griseldad, Scoozfather, etc.
srensommer1: take 4
Pnoy__: 5
TheManaLeek: High Alert is such a real card
DrEinstein99: ben is holding up real well tbh, orzhov goes real wide but its really hard to actually win with
CrookedSidewalks: Gurmfather
Tecnocrat: Feels accurate.
the_one_and_only_kim: 15 is correct
flatluigi: @DrEinstein99 until they drop the enchant
Forsaken401: 14
TehAmelie: Little Girldad?
djalternative: whelp that's totally a concesnsus
Teraka: azorius guildmage is really sweet
Forsaken401: he was at 10 gained 5 then lost 1
DrEinstein99: true true, they drop el "ish" enchant and its all over
chesul: so, I'm playing arena, and sharktocrab is amazing.
movienationyt: A Squire, a Dark Confidant and a Noble Hierarch walk into a bar. They all go up to order a drink, when suddenly the Confidant and the Hierarch drop dead. The Squire panics and yells to the bartender: "What the hell just happened?!" The bartender looks down and says: "Eh, what'd ya expect? This is a -1/-1 counter."
Daedrin: all your sharks are now crabs! @chesul
m0nkeyrama: It really is @chesul
ChaoticObserver: @movienationyt lrrJUDGE
chesul: it's won me like, 20 games this week.
DrEinstein99: sharktocrab flavor win
m0nkeyrama: Nice game!
NotCainNorAbel: That was a great game
bv310: @movienationyt lrrWOW
DrEinstein99: also good card in general
TehAmelie: oh my, such a long walk for a bad joke. i love it
RatherWT: Sharktocrab MVS
rolanddegil: orzhov and azorius doing orzhov and azorious things
Cepsys: sergeHolyMoly
wtrob: That was a very good game. sergeJustRight
abaoa_qu: Looting too strong
rockyboy78: awesome game two
RatherWT: Inheritance is so nice.
loki_lxix: I feel like Serge backed off when he didnt pay the mortify but maybe it just went bad
m0nkeyrama: Keeping things spicy
hidingbox: That was some magic!
Spartacus1209: Bless you, Ben, for drafting High Alert
Krokaar: Bens other deck name, get down from there!
LadyAtarka: sergeFuse benginFuse
m0nkeyrama: There aren't many ways to deal with the enchantments
corpocracy: It's funny because there is a real enchantment subtheme in this set
Pharmacistjudge: there is a white disenchant....
djalternative: Inheritance enables spectacle every turn and that's why I love it.
Pharmacistjudge: it cost 2W
movienationyt: Why does John Avon suck at magic? He only draws lands.
ArcOfTheConclave: the 3 cost disenchant with scry?
Daedrin: The rakdos CCDD card does it on player damage
ZuNy77: it feels odd to hear that but ive been playing a lot of orzhov so im in the right colours for it
RatherWT: Expose to Daylight
Daedrin: doesnt it?
niccus: there's the gruul creature that destroys when it bonks you
e_bloc: final judgment hits enchantments right
Daedrin: er, gruul yeah
wtrob: Cindervines at rare
TheGoozler: RRGG gruul 5/5 has a naturalize built in
cosarprime: The Gruel enchantment is removal.
rolanddegil: @movienationyt nice
ZuNy77: final payment can sac a enchantment but target it
abaoa_qu: The RRGG card
LoadingReadyRun: ♫ I was't going to attack with a wall, then I got High [Alert] ♫
Daedrin: wow
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: true RRGG is a trygon predator
e_bloc: @ZuNy77 ah, I was getting mixed up
m0nkeyrama: Paul
Daedrin: paul pls
nolimit70: lrrWOW
flatluigi: paul pls
djalternative: nice one paul
Crashzxs: lrrJUDGE
theonlyangelx: it's MMNN now
the_one_and_only_kim: the gruul creature has to connect, it really doesnt count
firetaco352: deface is the gruel but that is enchantment
FlameI7: Tryground predator
TheManaLeek: This set is approximately a billion times better than GRN
firetaco352: I mean artifact
TheMetalupis: @LoadingReadyRun katesNice
ZuNy77: @e_bloc thats fair its got a lot of options for the additional cost
TheManaLeek: GRN was traaaaash
MagisterSieran: I agree 100% with James
theonlyangelx: yeah, cause C means colorles
volraths_bane: Totally going to Theros after War.
Spacecarl: I love Gruul so much
Zaraka00: This set feels way better as limited, but mostly less interesting for constructed
LadyAtarka: @TheManaLeek What up sergeFriend
m0nkeyrama: Double double makes me think of In n Out
niccus: if only there was a sidisi ccdd
Tecnocrat: So in Gruul, is it a Double Double Animal Style?
theonlyangelx: where M means "Mana"
Willbrannon: Agreed
TheManaLeek: @LadyAtarka gabyHi
Pharmacistjudge: it's a double-double with Cinnamon and Mint (RRGG)
movienationyt: Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada? A: WINTER AND JULY!
RatherWT: Compared to Guilds, this set just gets me reeling.
flatluigi: he did it
phorrestgaze: yee
wtrob: This set has Simic in it so of course it's better.
theonlyangelx: don't blame me blame MaRo
TehAmelie: doble double like ooreoos double stuff
m0nkeyrama: YES
LRRbot: Sphinx of Foresight [2UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, scry 3 at the beginning of your first upkeep. / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
r10pez10: sphynx of threesight
DrEinstein99: HE DID IT
Banrael: cheer100 I made it back in time for Magic, yay!
Lord_Hosk: oh man... LadyAtarka is here? I thought we banned her ages ago
tergonis: awwwww, no pre game effects
Koshindan: Game loss. :(
Rustage_: wait who won the last game?
Dix: lolol Lord_Hosk
m0nkeyrama: Scry 3 is solid
Teraka: DQ DansGame
RassilonDND: Judge! warning!
Pharmacistjudge: why is it scry 3? it's a 4/4 with CMC 4
RatherWT: Ben doing Ben things
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE
Juliamon: Rustage_ Ben won
flatluigi: this is round 3, 1-1
DrEinstein99: @Rustage_ Ben did
wtrob: I made the same mistake during my prerelease
Rustage_: ahh thank you
LadyAtarka: @Lord_Hosk Don't hurt me benginCry .... I ban back gabyTehe
Rustage_: was wondering why it wasn't recorded
ReydienOnline: Sphinx of FORE-sight, a FOUR/FOUR for FOUR, that you can reveal to scry for...Three
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Tecnocrat: Brainstorm/Concede is my signature play!
rennz17: I think the reveal is at the beginning and then the scry is on upkeep
m0nkeyrama: wooooow
LRRbot: Hero of Precinct One [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
nolimit70: ben kill it, kill it with fire
Lord_Hosk: It was dix suggestion! (points at dix) blame him (runs and hides)
wtrob: sergeCounting
Cepsys: Ben should have a win dot
m0nkeyrama: Serge got heroic
LRRbot: Impassioned Orator [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Dix: yeah thats a lie
LRRbot: Senate Courier [2U] | Creature — Bird [1/4] | Flying / {1}{W}: Senate Courier gains vigilance until end of turn.
RatherWT: 4 is a big number.
LadyAtarka: @Lord_Hosk lol that plays. How is the Hosk clan by the way?
LRRbot: Teysa Karlov [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/4] | If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / Creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifelink.
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: had a single gutterbones saw it every hand 1 during pre-release
RatherWT: Lucky, drafting Teysa!
DrEinstein99: man the tenth district really could learn from precinct one
LadyAtarka: @Dix lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: just getting over the flu pass around so exhausted, thanks for asking
RatherWT: I built my sealed deck around Teysa... minus the Teysa part.
LRRbot: Junktroller [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [0/6] | Defender / {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner’s library.
loulou2222: Teysa Karlov, Death Panharmonicon
Tecnocrat: Come on High Alert!
circusofkirkus: the anti-mill strat
flatluigi: let's get that high alert
LRRbot: Pitiless Pontiff [WB] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Pitiless Pontiff gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
hoktauri: all Serge needs is an ethereal absolution
Lord_Hosk: Hows Clan GWB?
movienationyt: Scry Fail Clipped
viridimayai: Hey! It's Baesa Karlov!
abaoa_qu: What is he playing around by not attacking turn 2? Still learning format, not being critical
rolanddegil: oh, that's why he was excited, 0/6, I thought he had something to do with that tap ability
LadyAtarka: @Lord_Hosk I have done sooooooo many chest x-rays this cold/flu season. It has hit people pretty hard. Hope they all get well soon
RassilonDND: @pharmacistjudge does teysa's effect trigger with hero of precinct one to get two creatures when she enters? does she generate two humans?
flatluigi: it's death triggers
flatluigi: isn't it?
ChaoticObserver: no, death triggers only
thraximore: yes
darthinvaderix: yes
movienationyt: You Might Be Canadian If Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night.
Lord_Hosk: wait no... wrong colors
LRRbot: Summary Judgment [1W] | Instant | Summary Judgment deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, it deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
DrEinstein99: yup, just things triggered by death
Lord_Hosk dies in dragon fire
abaoa_qu: Ah right
abaoa_qu: TY
LadyAtarka: I didn't do it!!!
LRRbot: Sky Tether [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has defender and loses flying.
belteshazzar98: Also it's a cast trigger so she wouldn't be on the battlefield yet anyway.
flatluigi: one of the only pacifism effects in the set
pyalamode: benginHi
movienationyt: going to get tim hortons now be back soon
LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, Ill-Gotten Inheritance deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Ill-Gotten Inheritance: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
m0nkeyrama: The inheritance clock begins 👀
MagisterSieran: Someone tell me one of these folks drafted Angelic Exhalation?
e_bloc: so many plains
LadyAtarka: @Lord_Hosk I'm doing well though thanks for kind of asking lmao gabyLul
Blasteg: What's the connection between name and effect of Ill-gotten inheritance?
theehakan: there was one going around but im not sure who got it
circusofkirkus: inheritance drain?
MalBeam: drain 1
pyalamode: @ladyatarka hiiii
LRRbot: Imperious Oligarch [WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Vigilance / Afterlife 1
LRRbot: Depose // Deploy | Depose [1{W/U}] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Draw a card. // Deploy [2WU] | Instant | Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, then you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
Lord_Hosk: Hows clan URG?
m0nkeyrama: @MagisterSieran ben drafted it, but I don't know if he's running it
Lord_Hosk: I got it right that time!
LadyAtarka: @pyalamode benginHi friend
movienationyt: try to get the stream over 1000 viewers
pyalamode: benginHeart
Genderi: pay 3 to do it?
LadyAtarka: @Lord_Hosk benginTry
thraximore: sweet play
RatherWT: And get two more life from lifelink!
LRRbot: Sphinx of Foresight [2UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, scry 3 at the beginning of your first upkeep. / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
korvys: 2 more life from lifelink
DrEinstein99: gain two because the tokens hav lifeling
LoadingReadyRun: And gain 2 more life
That_Twiggy_Guy: classic on board trick
m0nkeyrama: it's 2 mana for vigilance @Genderi
Genderi: my bad thank you
m0nkeyrama: <3
FlameI7: Tokens have lifelink
LRRbot: Tenth District Veteran [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Tenth District Veteran attacks, untap another target creature you control.
dacardczar: Classic serge. Gains 2 life cause his tokens have vigilance
chrisamstutz: Hello!
korvys: Scry
e_bloc: scry :(
FlameI7: Yay
RatherWT: You know what they say, Foresight is 20/20.
That_Twiggy_Guy: also, serge's deck is a pivot? seems pretty nuts to me
hoktauri: upkeep scry is probably my most missed trigger in magic
queenfounder: Put a counter on your deck to remind you. It stops you drawing
Genderi: I know I'm gonna use a die if I ever get the friend
LRRbot: Slimebind [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −4/−0.
LRRbot: Spirit of the Spires [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Flying / Other creatures you control with flying get +0/+1.
RatherWT: Things you never like to hear your opponent say. "I need more tokens."
flatluigi: ben sounds so demoralized
ababypanda14: the booty of the spires PogChamp
Ubiki: spirit of booties
ZuNy77: butt ghost?
Veggiekeks: @That_Twiggy_Guy its a pivot after like, four cards
m0nkeyrama: booty spirit seabatTROG
RatherWT: The two most No-Fun guilds of the set.
Genderi: It is tough playing a game it feels like you lost turns ago
chickenace11: I drafted the orzhov rare split card in arena and it did end up doing some work
LRRbot: Chillbringer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying / When Chillbringer enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. It doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
Art3m1s_gg: Nice job this is awsome
That_Twiggy_Guy: @veggiekeks oh, so basically is just drafting correctly by not marrying your first few picks, nice
LRRbot: Imperious Oligarch [WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Vigilance / Afterlife 1
Veggiekeks: yup
defiledsoul: glad I get to celebrate a new move and new start with a good magic stream
thraximore: boi
RatherWT: This BOARD
Simsmac: is this constructed? Kappa
ADTalks: oligarch so good in limited
Pharmacistjudge: congrats @defiledsoul
defiledsoul: @pharmacistjudge thank you
Genderi: With enough scries, ben will eventually reach his first scrap trawl!
RatherWT: EoT things!
ryder0802: Serge's board is overflowing, it's ridiculous.
m0nkeyrama: Serge's board is pretty spoopy
Biffus1337: eren jaeger! oh yager. close one!
LRRbot: Final Payment [WB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 5 life or sacrifice a creature or enchantment. / Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Arrester's Admonition [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner’s hand. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, draw a card.
RatherWT: We're getting to the Inheritance RED ZONE
TallBlondePillager: Jaeger? Are we suddenly Pacific Rim? Kappa
LRRbot: Senate Courier [2U] | Creature — Bird [1/4] | Flying / {1}{W}: Senate Courier gains vigilance until end of turn.
LRRbot: Junktroller [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [0/6] | Defender / {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner’s library.
That_Twiggy_Guy: Yeet the board?
flatluigi: rip ben :(
chickenace11: see Serge we can't tell what attacking with those half taps of yours
TallBlondePillager: Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for power
m0nkeyrama: Dang
rolanddegil: gg
djalternative: gg
m0nkeyrama: GGs
Spacecarl: the value!
wtrob: GG
RatherWT: Orator is so good!
Genderi: That really was a good pivot serge!
Krokaar: insane!
Genderi: I'm sorry I doubted you
Ubiki: serge's deck was nuts
Lord_Hosk: And magic too
theonlyangelx: fight!
Lord_Hosk: DAMN you beat me to it
ryder0802: Not as stupid as 2 Etherial Absolutions during a prerelease
RatherWT: Orator, Inheritance... I inherited the orator!
the_one_and_only_kim: get the tarp!
hoktauri: two knives and bit of rope?
LadyAtarka: sergeJustRight benginTraitor Watch out Serge!!!
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RatherWT: Oh dang, I forgot Absolution! This guild!
Pharmacistjudge: i beat a ethereal absolution deck on arena with a 5 goblin gathering deck...gotta go faster than a 6 drop enchantment
loki_lxix: we get a lrl tomorrow?
chickenace11: A james and adam fight must be done in a penalty shoot out as all Canadian duels must be
ryder0802: I won my local midnight prerelease with 2 Etherial Absolutions. People were pissed
Pharmacistjudge: umm @chickenace11 thankfully these rounds are untimed, so we don't have to invoke single elimination sudden death rules
Pharmacistjudge: (yes those do exist in magic)
m0nkeyrama: :o
r10pez10: get the tarp
chickenace11: @Pharmacistjudge i'm shuddering at the thought
hoktauri: @Pharmacistjudge judge's tower?
theehakan: i lost to a deck with 4 goblin gatering and a cavalcade of calamity
djalternative: the tarp can't be larger than 4X6
theehakan: gathering*
chickenace11: no it's 2019 new tarp budget
hoktauri: is it a new fiscal year?
chickenace11: I don't know
Pharmacistjudge: if the round has gone to time, is single elimination, the current game score is tied, and life totals are equal. the game is played until there is a difference in life total, then the player with a lower life total loses
ryder0802: Every year is a new fiscal year
djalternative: Yeah. Paul, is it a new Fiscal year for LRR and do you have a new tarp budget
Pharmacistjudge: if it so happens that a game must begin, this new state based action will be in effect from the beginning of the game
djalternative: @ryder0802 fiscal years and calendar years don't always sync up
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow, didn't know that was a thing @Pharmacistjudge seabatBRAIN
Pharmacistjudge: so...don't fetch
Pharmacistjudge: and play that refuge and win quickly
neuroflare: o/
Pharmacistjudge: because you can gain life to win as well
chickenace11: cast any dopey white life gain spell and win
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
Pharmacistjudge: the worse scenario happened at the finals of a PTQ and both players were in sudden death mode for 40 minutezsx
Pharmacistjudge: minutes
chesul: wow, it turns out that when I added dual lands to the deck I've been playing it didn't pull out any basics. I've been playing with a 65 card deck for most of the week.
Spacecarl: I am a little concerned for Adam with what James showed us at the end of the draft. But who knows if James is still cursed like he was Thursday.
Ubiki: TIL you should put lifegain in your decks for incredibly rare edge case scenarios Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: because...it was mirrodin besiged, and the finals was an infect mirror. life totals didn't change.
hoktauri: of course infect
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, the gate deck can be a real threat
Spacecarl: hah, the one corner case for the rule
theehakan: infect ruinging everything again
m0nkeyrama: we'll see if Adam's simic jank can beat it
theehakan: ruining, dang i cant type today
RassilonDND: damn i have to know, did anyone draft a ton of ill gotten inheritances?
m0nkeyrama: Hi guys!
r10pez10: hoo ah
TheFilthyCas: How does a Local area creator get a chance to play MTG with the legends.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheMacBrad: hey
Banrael: Both look kinda funny
wtrob: Hi!
r10pez10: we're being staunched
Sibwow: swap decks
theonlyangelx: seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES
Banrael: Or at least, were looking funny.
n3ther: Look at these funny looking dude
KartoffelKaiser: Adam "The curse-ed one" Savidan
phorrestgaze: swap decks, but not your hands.
djalternative: oh good. Graham is table friend. Graham, what is the new tarp budget looking like?
r10pez10: highlander!
Cepsys: nice!
KartoffelKaiser: You can beat James on camera Adam, I believe in you!
Jacobontherun1: saturday not friday?
mastershake29x: that will be POWERFUL magic
chickenace11: I get to watch that while helping to run a draft at my school
zacharyisom: Handsome adam gonna get em
hoktauri: Yeah Graham when does your new fiscal year start?
r10pez10: A+ deck names
Spacecarl: Adam you beat Sonic, you can beat James!
RassilonDND: oh thats right, are we getting a friday nights soon?
Science_and_Magic: ADAM! 4C
hidingbox: 4c face-off?
r10pez10: oh no the four colour face off
Science_and_Magic: WAIT BOTH?!?
KartoffelKaiser: 4 color oops all value PogChamp
smartguyc1089: Ink-treader VS glint-eye?
mastershake29x: @RassilonDND thursday (probably)
Jacobontherun1: 4 color good stuff mirror match
MalBeam: aaaaahhh the french champagne
rolanddegil: omg what a mirror
thegatherers: batman, and brett favre
KartoffelKaiser: Its *a* gate deck
r10pez10: one is yor-tiller, right
Spectre97: Adam is on Ink-Treader
Serifina: Two four color piles?
egyptcraze: adam is ink-treader and james is glint-eye
LRRbot: Aeromunculus [1GU] | Creature — Homunculus Mutant [2/3] | Flying / {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1.
theonlyangelx: yep, inky vs glinty
electroswagnetism: Glint-Eye vs Ink-Treader
MalBeam: seabatTROG
LRRbot: Gatebreaker Ram [2G] | Creature — Sheep [2/2] | Gatebreaker Ram gets +1/+1 for each Gate you control. / As long as you control two or more Gates, Gatebreaker Ram has vigilance and trample.
m0nkeyrama: ooooh, double 4 color jank
KartoffelKaiser: Wow that sure is a 3 mana 4/4
Uzumaki15: did they both draft like they drafted arena last night
egyptcraze: yore-tiller is mardu+blue (no green)
SirZapdos: gatebreaker ram is so good
Science_and_Magic: James is Glint-Eye, Adam is Ink-Treader
LRRbot: Savage Smash [1RG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don’t control.
circusofkirkus: Uzumaki15 no, I don't think James has 4 Ill-Gotten Inheritances
m0nkeyrama: Spicy seabatTROG
egyptcraze: trust the commander player in the chat XD
KartoffelKaiser: That was a very important removal spel-wait never mind
ArcOfTheConclave: humonculus amongculous?
zacharyisom: Temur ftw
Science_and_Magic: The Nephilim were some weird creatures.
thegatherers: i hope that one finds fblthp
LRRbot: Bolrac-Clan Crusher [3RG] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [4/4] | {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Bolrac-Clan Crusher deals 2 damage to any target.
m0nkeyrama: Adam's in danger :)
r10pez10: !quote danger
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Gate Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Gate you control. / Gate Colossus can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever a Gate enters the battlefield under your control, you may put Gate Colossus from your graveyard on top of your library.
Jacobontherun1: jeez
SirZapdos: JeGated
ArcOfTheConclave: James on Yidris?
loki_lxix: Witch Maw best 4 color
rycat: It's a locket@
LoganAura: Locket eh
m0nkeyrama: "it's not very good" suuuure James
electroswagnetism: Yore-Tiller best 4 colour
thegatherers: to be fair, James only plays formats where each card is at least 100 dollars
Jacobontherun1: Adam playing Kynaios and Tiro
defiledsoul: Adam is still my favorite in magic matches because of how animated he gets
r10pez10: aaaaaaaaaa, one more
Tiber727: My deck doesn't do a lot. It plays cheap 8/8s, which is technically one thing.
smartguyc1089: The decks could also be called Kynaios and Tiro VS Yidris
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
hidingbox: illegal block?
LRRbot: Silhana Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/1] | When Silhana Wayfinder enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it on top of your library. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
KartoffelKaiser: I was envisioning that cowboy duel music video that Molly Lewis worked on
circusofkirkus: hidingbox no, the Crusher is a 4/4
hidingbox: oh wait nvm i'm blind
thegatherers: Adam has to board in Oresko Sunguide if he has any hope in winning game 2
SteelCityExile: AAAAAAaaaaaaa...: A Reckless Disregard for Mana Curves
rolanddegil: I like how an answer to the giant 8/8 Gate Colossus is to kill it and have that wall that's a junkyard crane put it at the bottom of the library
chickenace11: AAAAAaaaaaaaa a mirror match
queenfounder: Shouldn't Adam have hit James for 6 earlier since that fight card gave it +2+2 unit end of turn? Or is it too late?
thegatherers: this is triple theros, right?
MalBeam: scry 4, all bottom
m0nkeyrama: It was a 2/3 that got +2+2
Pnoy__: @queenfounder it has 2 attack, so 2+2=4
KartoffelKaiser: The fight card turned a 2/3 into a 4/5
Xafty: @queenfounder +2/+2 on a 2/3 makes a 4/5
egyptcraze: Narrator: it wasnt that card
electroswagnetism: @thegatherers no, invasion block
smartguyc1089: Well it's theoretically possible to have four noncreature nonland cards on top, right, so you have to be able to fail to find
queenfounder: Ah okay, I thought that was his 4/4 he did that to
m0nkeyrama: :D
r10pez10: how many pins have y'all done through CK?
r10pez10: i feel like there's like ... 15 or something
KartoffelKaiser: Auger of Bolas's "Look at the bottom 4 cards of your library" mode
Juliamon: Too many to count
KartoffelKaiser: too real
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Juliamon: Way more than that r10pez10
Sibwow: impossible to tell who will win
Juliamon: Don't make me get my hat
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
queenfounder: How long have you guys been doing the CK pins?
m0nkeyrama: Gott get that last little punch in
SirZapdos: both teams played hard
thegatherers: at least 5
r10pez10: someone in chat's probably got all of them
korvys: I think Foxmar might know, yeah
Juliamon: I had to stop mid-last year
Spacecarl: I had all until about kaladesh
n3ther: D:
Juliamon: but yeah I've got one of the most complete collections probably
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
Sibwow: horny for buttons could be the next one
egyptcraze: @Juliamon could you actually? im curious to know how much behind i am
wolf2012pack: no promises
djalternative: thurstay for buttons
MalBeam: y'all horny for butt...ons
queenfounder: Just missed the randy stage altogether
Spectre97: Say it again right now
wtrob: Young, dumb and full of... you know ;)
BrindleBoar: please make that your new catchphrase
gamercat88: next button says Randy 4 buttons
javier037272: algien habla español?
zacharyisom: Game 2: the mullination
KartoffelKaiser: Ok but for real tho if Randy Orton is into something is he Randal for it?
m0nkeyrama: LUL Paul
Pharmacistjudge: Randy Orton for buttons?
wolf2012pack: Paul NO
kanimaras: randy is what you say when you become a dad
Dr_fragenstien: "I'm randy for buttons" _Nott the Brave
MalBeam: the valley of thirst
CastleOtranto: I've missed a few, but I've got probably 855 of them. And yes, I crave them in a carnal manner.
chickenace11: never say that again paul
m_logan2000 is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Ashen_Prime!
egyptcraze: can I...can I go to the thirsty valley?
smartguyc1089: Forbidden knowledge
CastleOtranto: 85%
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom: Buttons to quench your thirst
ChaoticObserver: slytqThirst
theonlyangelx: i can't remember a movie she was in right now
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES James' hand was stacked
ChandraGrillmaster: Are we able to request reprints of buttons? I can think of ones I'd like that I missed...
RassilonDND: I cast Randy Valley. Concede?
ReydienOnline: there's only 18 gates in this entire draft, so yeah, I expect the gate deck to not have all gates >_>
chickenace11: can we go back to the is American cheese real cheese thing from earlier
Pharmacistjudge: I can tell James plays lots of Arena, the gate deck is super pervasive there
m0nkeyrama: Got any of the other gates matters cards James?
Juliamon: Alright, maybe not WAY more than 15, but there have been reprints
Juliamon: my hat has 15
egyptcraze: i know i missed bargle with yargle
djalternative: LRR Button Masters set?
Pharmacistjudge: LRR button draft?
queenfounder: Guildgate go is a good one!
Serifina: I have one button, on my bag.
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
KartoffelKaiser: I request Tarmogoyf reprinted in button form.
ChandraGrillmaster: I definitely would like the 12x Removals one!
chickenace11: That's not a gate
blast_shark: white bordered buttons? Pogchamp
m0nkeyrama: I would hardcore get the LRR button masters set
electroswagnetism: LRR Button Mythic Edition?
thegatherers: Not to seem pushy, but have you shipped out the sun guide yet?
wtrob: The new Breeding Pool art is very good
itomeshi: I just got my first button :)
SquirrelEarl: I would love to know the list
queenfounder: At least there's another set that just begs for it now
LRRbot: Silhana Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/1] | When Silhana Wayfinder enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it on top of your library. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
SirZapdos: a Breeding Pool for the mystery rare box
r10pez10: i have 12x buttons
chickenace11: maybe LRR mythic buttons could be a dessert bus thing
electroswagnetism: From The Vault: LRR Buttons?
silvalunae: @djalternative i'd pay good money for that
LRRbot: Gatebreaker Ram [2G] | Creature — Sheep [2/2] | Gatebreaker Ram gets +1/+1 for each Gate you control. / As long as you control two or more Gates, Gatebreaker Ram has vigilance and trample.
r10pez10: (i actually don't have any buttons, they're usually outta stock when i get there :P )
movienationyt: g2g
silvalunae: @djalternative maybe next desert bus?
niccus: Guild Kit: LRR
LRRbot: Aeromunculus [1GU] | Creature — Homunculus Mutant [2/3] | Flying / {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1.
RassilonDND: thr one button i wish LRR would print is "I hope you jump off of a sea cliff"
queenfounder: What was the first one?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "Who Dares Bargle with Yargle" is still the top tier of Buttons.
chickenace11: it's wondering around the simic
electroswagnetism: Get me "I hope you jump off of a sea cliff" sleeves!
phorrestgaze: aeromazing
chickenace11: button bracket for the best LRR button
wtrob: The same Aeromunculus
zacharyisom: Spellbook: lrr
J_Rey15: She flies...like thunder!
m0nkeyrama: Aeromunculus tribal seabatTROG
r10pez10: duomunculus
korvys: in defence mode?
Dr_fragenstien: what makes an ordinary mutant made in a growth pod different than a homunculus?
e_bloc: things are getting aery for James
Dumori: r10pez10 I misread that and felt called out...
ninja_theory_ashrams: it's very set specific, but I am a fan of "get Gary'd" button
Jacobontherun1: I summon Dark Magician in attack mode
Saishuuheiki: Wait, shouldn't that be 1 on the ram? Isn't only one of those lands a gate?
wolf2012pack: oh Adam, never change
Cepsys: it's on the streets!
itomeshi: The heat is........ on!
r10pez10: dumoriculus
m0nkeyrama: This race
Pharmacistjudge: @Saishuuheiki adam has the breeding pool, not james
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Nemowoodbine: Bang a gong let’s get it on
ChaoticObserver: lrrGREED
electroswagnetism: very large oof
KartoffelKaiser: ok_dot_magic_the_gathering
queenfounder: Pin idea: Men-at-chay
egyptcraze: so...james drafted the standard gates deck, right?
That_Twiggy_Guy: lrrFINE
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, and sometimes standard
LRRbot: Deputy of Detention [1WU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/3] | When Deputy of Detention enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until Deputy of Detention leaves the battlefield.
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Ooooooooh
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
Dix: Bofa
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
phorrestgaze: oof
Ryenji: PogChamp
control_rig: OOOOOOOOHHH
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
tergonis: goodbye goats
underhill33: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
phorrestgaze: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Nice, Adam
BrindleBoar: wow
electroswagnetism: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
Sibwow: yoink indeed
egyptcraze: its azorious maelstrom pulse
bullseyewomprats: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MalBeam: seabatTROG seabatTROG
loki_lxix: bodied
kanimaras: i.. did not read deputy. holy
CommiePuddin: !card detention sphere
LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
chickenace11: Sir goats are not allowed in this district
MacSquizzy: It's detention sphere with a butt
Genderi: That's incredible
solahwin_tampramain: katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles
SirZapdos: thankfully that card is not a human
Aarek: seabatTROG seabatTROG
CommiePuddin: on a stick
rycat: good 'ol D.Sphere on a boi
tracerhead: sir, I'm going to have to impound your rams
wtrob: Illegal sheep!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG It's a solid emote
phorrestgaze: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Dr_fragenstien: do you have any other goats you want to tell me about before I dind them?
ChaoticObserver: lrrFINE
Dumori: seabatTROG
corpocracy: seabatTROG seabatTROG
e_bloc: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatYIKES
theonlyangelx: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
MalBeam: sir, these rams are under arrest for gatebreaking
kanimaras: and they don't come back when deputy dies? wut!
hoktauri: seabatTROG seabatTROG
SuitablyEpic: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
WeRGroot: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
wtrob: seabatTROG best emote
pizzalover59: Oof
thegatherers: its for a school project, i swear
silvalunae: do you have a license to shepherd?
KartoffelKaiser: "These sheep are unauthorized. We're confiscating them for the precinct barbecue"
Genderi: James just went from hero to zero
Erudite_Cynic: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
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bullseyewomprats: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
gamercat88: sir you can't ram in thirsty valley
r10pez10: it's spanish for giant spider
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I need these for Strategic Sheep Purposes.
Banrael: You can't Kozilek here!?
KennyMorgan: teenHEY
LupusNoctis: its a token murderer!
Kanoxy: Detention stick
thegatherers: he's holding a detention sphere, 10/10 flavour
Nemowoodbine: They confiscated your sheep is an excellent quote
Cptmcbiggins: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
SuitablyEpic: detention sphere with legs
Genderi: Detention Deputy
NrgSpoon: rounded box i've ever seen
timiam: Adam is a funny boi
NrgSpoon: roundest*
Dr_fragenstien: Detention after combat!
hoktauri: get in the box Shinji
smartguyc1089: It's like a pokeball
LRRbot: Gate Colossus [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Gate you control. / Gate Colossus can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Whenever a Gate enters the battlefield under your control, you may put Gate Colossus from your graveyard on top of your library.
SirZapdos: what's in the box?
pizzalover59: Go adam
Dumori: So how many Deputies get displinaries for LARPing Pokemon
Pharmacistjudge: so is Deputy of Detention just a pokemon trainer
RealGamerCow: Boo that man. "I choose ewe"
thegatherers: my favourite pokemon, 2 rams
zacharyisom: Check the dirt sheets
LRRbot: Rampaging Rendhorn [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Riot
e_bloc: Adam is rampaging rendhorny
KartoffelKaiser: Gate ram does look a bit like Gogoat, or whatever that grass goat 'mon is galled
SirZapdos: take me, take me to the riot
zacharyisom: This is a work
ninja_theory_ashrams: I will now refer to Deputy of Detention as "Pokemaster"
Hulio826: I missed the beginning who's drafting tonight?
r10pez10: !players
LRRbot: 2019-01-25: Our players tonight: Graham, Serge, Adam, Cam, Ben, and James!
gamercat88: are the rams in the shadow realm?
LRRbot: Arrester's Admonition [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner’s hand. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, draw a card.
thegatherers: winner gets the other's face
egyptcraze: olr maybe more accurately, adam needs james to *only* draw lands?
Dr_fragenstien: please, we're child friendly. You're going to the shadow realm
Biffus1337: adam's deckname is precise
itomeshi: We all die eventually.
Pharmacistjudge: well, one can go insane...which is I think is flavor wise what happens when you deck yourself
timiam: Inside the detention sphere is the land of wind and shadows
r10pez10: if you concede in this game you concede in real life
pizzalover59: 3s gonna be tough to come back from three life. He needs thrasas bounty or something like that.
Jacobontherun1: The rams are in the superbowl
Pharmacistjudge: or become a simic monstrosity...which I guess is the middle choice of Mass Effect 3
zacharyisom: Loser leaves lrr
m0nkeyrama: No combat tricks 🤔
thegatherers: loser has to shave
e_bloc: LRRwow
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
e_bloc: lrrWOW
phorrestgaze: good, needed a slot for Dave
pizzalover59: !card thrasas bounty
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dr_fragenstien: "i'm Free!"
djalternative: one of you does payroll
That_Twiggy_Guy: alright, bring in dave
Genderi: Adam, I'm afraid you are in fact more important
chickenace11: we call getting milled resetting your story arc after the jace story lines
CapnRobert: graham such a good boss
loki_lxix: Adam is worth 2.75 james
Mewdog: JAMES AND ADAM ARE BOTH TOO PURE NO ONE CAN LEAVE
ArcOfTheConclave: ADAM IS PRICELESS
Fugi: Adam is stack ranking LRR
chickenace11: can we take a vote
hoktauri: Seriously, I'd be mad if Adam left
Catastrophil: Pick your favourite dad!
m0nkeyrama: Naaaaah, it needs you all
RealGamerCow: Someone call HR! Who is HR? Kathleen with a spiky bat?
Hulio826: Employees of LRR P1P1? @LoadingReadyRun
KartoffelKaiser: W A O W
Koshindan: Wow.
laviniagaming: Graham is like BAIL OUT
Jorge4hg: eoe
Znazl: D: WOW
niccus: graham's not even in the match and he just lost
Cepsys: tantine for LRR crew?
CapnRobert: does LRR have a pr department ?
Jorge4hg: wow
timiam: There's just a lot of left over legs
e_bloc: I think we're gonna need another all-day team meeting
Dr_fragenstien: paul counts
viridimayai: W O W !
pizzalover59: Lol
theonlyangelx: gonna have to take James' Job, other James seabatTROG
drcthulu: you lose half a person
pizzalover59: KomodoHype
gamercat88: it did it was the ram
Sibwow: someone just got sliced in half
queenfounder: Spoilers guys!
Pharmacistjudge: Why are we talking Thanos? Shouldn't it just be Rakdos coming to the moonbase?
ttandmore: HR someone call HR
egyptcraze: thats ant-man XD
kanimaras: Howard the Duck survived
thegatherers: one thing is like half dead
loki_lxix: and it was Ant-man
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thanos snaps his fingers and CHAT disappears
chickenace11: Do the paul clones count in this math
ReydienOnline: well, 50% chance one thing is alive
phorrestgaze: Rakdos could also show up, same effect.
Kaszoski: Adam has to learn Dad's job
Pharmacistjudge: everyone lives or dies on the flip of a rakdos coin?
KartoffelKaiser: Or, there's one person who died because thanos had to round up
ReydienOnline: there could be an even number of creatures
RassilonDND: just half a man turns to dust.
TheAwkes: I lived, but all of my gut flora is gone.
That_Twiggy_Guy: or half a person dies?
laviniagaming: The next askreddit queestion
bv310: Just your left side is gone
Bobtheninjagoldfish: given his coinflip thing .. is Rakdos Thanos now?
blast_shark: How does the snap interact with Spiders Man?
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah hold on killing half the bacteria in someone's body would super fuck them up
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, Rakdos is basically thanos
thegatherers: half the money, but half the people to split it with
djalternative: Sounds like a sketch to me paul
Fugi: "Huh, Twitter's rather empty this morning"
loki_lxix: Someone with multiple personalities had half of them go away?
electroswagnetism: Did Thanos erase half of all life in the universe or half of the life on each planet with life?
Pharmacistjudge: minus demons etc.
gamercat88: james, any ill gotten in your deck?
e_bloc: "choose one or MORE"
zacharyisom: Adam's passion for wrestling > james's passion for gates?
ArcOfTheConclave: Thanos' plan made no economic sense
wtrob: I chose both!
r10pez10: weirdly, flipping a coin for each person is distinctly different from cutting completely half
silenceaux: "Or both" is a good phrase
ThePerrBearr: because why wouldn't you choose both?
drcthulu: It's in his contract
m0nkeyrama: Oh man, you can do it Adam
djalternative: Best thing a magic card can say: pot of greed.
electroswagnetism: Who here is excited for THE RUMBLE?
kanimaras: quick adam bet money on james
queenfounder: Yes, more keyforge!
Iceberg_Man: keyforce game of only skill no luck
RavingPenguin: Sassy Adam is best Adam
theinvisiblevoice: also "choose one or more"
Koshindan: More keyforge would be great.
loki_lxix: lets go Adam clap clap clapclapclap
niccus: the final round of temur dark roast vs temur with cream
phorrestgaze: just trade half of your hands
RealGamerCow: 6-lander worked in Arena for Adam,
tergonis: cowards!
breathlessisthehunt: Adam is great xD
zacharyisom: FICKLE
ThePerrBearr: the same boros guildgate
volraths_bane: Thanos doesn't round, if your the remainder just pray he halves you horizontally not vertically.
Kaszoski: Yay 6 lander keeps!
thegatherers: gentlemen's mul to 1
r10pez10: no items!
chickenace11: pack wars
Pharmacistjudge: technically that is legal in a tournament
rycat: dewit
Jorge4hg: riot only
TheManaLeek: Top deck game for science, go
Pharmacistjudge: if you get your opponent to agree to it....and you report the draw on the match slip
Pharmacistjudge: I have seen a match slip to 2-1-14
Genderi: As well is mulling to zero
Pharmacistjudge: because they agreed to draw if they don't like their hands
chesul: how about this, you each get to choose one card from your deck, and you start with just that in your hand.
TheManaLeek: You can go back to 7, you just intentionally draw the game
Pharmacistjudge: and proceed to another new game
jclem_2: Mull to one but both draw 6 first draw step
MalBeam: both players draw the game, go back to 7
zacharyisom: I RUN IN! BA-DADA-DA
Genderi: I-
r10pez10: is that ... a viable strategy
lilyoswald: that is the strangest thing I have ever heard
queenfounder: So was that the second draw on LRRMTG?
Genderi: That's...
m0nkeyrama: That's so odd
bv310: That would ruin your OMW though
Genderi: That's realy powerful
hoktauri: I should have done at that Unplugged...
b240c: yeah its a real thing, ive done it at locals LUL
Pharmacistjudge: I am a purveyor of random rules nonsense :P
thegatherers: thats a good way to win game 1 with a wacky combo
LRRbot: Open the Gates [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Legokman: !uptime
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TheManaLeek: @bv310 Games don't affect Match Win Percentage
gamercat88: snap turn one plays
KartoffelKaiser: Open. The gates. Stop. Having them be closed.
loulou2222: guildgate seller...
Lord_Hosk: If you cant handle me at my guild gate, you dont deserve me at my shock land
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness hosk
m0nkeyrama: These gates are so open
e_bloc: were you born in a barn
phorrestgaze: that gate doesn't even have a wall
TheAwkes: It's a slower play, but I like turn 1 green gate into Open the Gates turn 2, playing the gate you tutor.
Cepsys: were you raised in a barn!
MalBeam: that gate doesn't ever have a door
egyptcraze: the gruul are XD
flatluigi: wow
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ArcOfTheConclave: I don't respect you. You can't handle my strongest gate.
ALEX_NEME: M e t a
phorrestgaze: these are all actually terrible gates.
drcthulu: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RavingPenguin: The goofiest games of magic
Dr_fragenstien: Fool! Rakdos Trumpeter toots as he pleases!
silvalunae: such a rich narrative you have created
wtrob: That sounds like something the Rakdos would do
zacharyisom: Let's go adam, clap clap clapclapclap
Biffus1337: adam seems non-stop stonerino to me :d
LRRbot: Simic Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {G/U}{G/U}{G/U}{G/U}, {T}, Sacrifice Simic Locket: Draw two cards.
m0nkeyrama: ooooh, no ram seabatTROG
LRRbot: Incubation // Incongruity | Incubation [{G/U}] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. // Incongruity [1GU] | Instant | Exile target creature. That creature’s controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
chickenace11: the Rakdos are basically the internet of ravnica
LRRbot: Silhana Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/1] | When Silhana Wayfinder enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it on top of your library. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
m0nkeyrama: The Rakdos guild, with Judith as the leaser? Kappa
volraths_bane: Rakdos would be the guild of memes I think.
m0nkeyrama: leader
chickenace11: minus the cat videos
phorrestgaze: it's a "Try again"
m0nkeyrama: RIP
LRRbot: Aeromunculus [1GU] | Creature — Homunculus Mutant [2/3] | Flying / {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1.
Pharmacistjudge: aeromunculus makes me miss assault zepplid
r10pez10: herromuculus
chickenace11: What plane would be the Florida of the multiverse ?
incredulouspasserby: Dat girl a ho-munculus.
Dr_fragenstien: The simic made hydroid krasis in response to "does it have to have wings?"
LRRbot: Open the Gates [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Genderi: This is so freakin' powerful
m0nkeyrama: Tsundere Shaman would have some interesting art
Pharmacistjudge: @chickenace11 New Phyrexia?
tracerhead: @Dr_fragenstien Pteramander and Hydroid Krasis both have giant bags of air to make them float
newnamewarlock: Great magic is going right now
drcthulu: Fine it'll have helium sacs to float menacingly
Genderi: the magic going on, it's so strong
MalBeam: do you see me making any groundmunculi?
egyptcraze: its a perdy one too
electroswagnetism: @chickenace11 Naya
rycat: Tsundere Shaman nickname confirmed
KartoffelKaiser: "Does it have to have wings?" "I mean I could have given it propeller tentacles I guess" "Ok the wings are great"
LRRbot: Silhana Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/1] | When Silhana Wayfinder enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it on top of your library. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
phorrestgaze: oof
m0nkeyrama: James is digging so much
wtrob: F
LRRbot: Gruul Beastmaster [3G] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Riot / Whenever Gruul Beastmaster attacks, another target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Gruul Beastmaster’s power.
laviniagaming: dig 9 doesn't find a ram. #Feelsbad
m0nkeyrama: Adam might have this seabatTROG seabatTROG
Genderi: Is it finally time?
ArmadilloAL: @laviniagaming It not perfect system.
laviniagaming: good point
queenfounder: But there wasn't a ram in that first 5 haha
SuitablyEpic: the izzet and the simic should have weird off
queenfounder: Adam MIGHT win, this is exciting
LRRbot: Undercity's Embrace [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you gain 4 life.
control_rig: Adam why did you have to say that
drcthulu: mentioning the curse strengthens it
egyptcraze: im fairly certain adam's beaten james before.
m0nkeyrama: Adam is on a hot streak breaking all these curses lately
Dumori: Izzet would wiyn they are the only guild that makes wyrds
Genderi: That does sound correct
m0nkeyrama: He's got this one too
zacharyisom: Let's go Adam! Clap Clap clapclapclap
wtrob: Clap!
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏
LRRbot: Skatewing Spy [3U] | Creature — Vedalken Rogue Mutant [2/3] | {5}{U}: Adapt 2. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.
gamercat88: froot froot
wtrob: seabatTROG
Genderi: Thank you graham
wtrob: I love Skatewing Spy
m0nkeyrama: Blueberries! seabatTROG
SirZapdos: Skatewing "Abzan Falconer" Spy
LRRbot: Gatebreaker Ram [2G] | Creature — Sheep [2/2] | Gatebreaker Ram gets +1/+1 for each Gate you control. / As long as you control two or more Gates, Gatebreaker Ram has vigilance and trample.
MTGVincent: Adam please. he has a family
Genderi: Adam is so proud of his 4 lands
zacharyisom: Hit him with the old spit card finisherrrrr
phorrestgaze: 6/6
newnamewarlock: Send his nonland pemanents to detention
e_bloc: Adam "still got all these" Savidan
LRRbot: Carrion Imp [3B] | Creature — Imp [2/3] | Flying / When Carrion Imp enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 2 life.
MalBeam: famous youtuber james turner?
ArmadilloAL: "Remember to like, share, and gain life!"
RavingPenguin: Gaimes two life (soft G)
Znazl: Stretch the INDEX
mariammistressofmanifolds: i cannot stress how muchot
Genderi: I don't know if he can do this, but I'd like to say yes
LRRbot: Savage Smash [1RG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don’t control.
zacharyisom: Adam "the cleaner" savidan
mariammistressofmanifolds: i cannot stress how much i do not want a show that's just a guy signing with pleasure at a camera
LRRbot: Deputy of Detention [1WU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/3] | When Deputy of Detention enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until Deputy of Detention leaves the battlefield.
m0nkeyrama: oh baby
m0nkeyrama: He's doing it
e_bloc: still no license to ram
loki_lxix: how block?
Genderi: Hey, he gets to play the second ram this time
ArmadilloAL: He should download more Rams.
gamercat88: Adam is James like the sonic boss?
queenfounder: You'd think James would have gotten that license between games\
wtrob: Sonic NotLikeThis
e_bloc: gotta go fast
Dr_fragenstien: the spy does not have flying by itself
TheManaLeek: Goat just casually has a door frame around its neck
noSmokeFire: like the pitbull, the gatebreaker breed is unfairly maligned
chickenace11: that was there when i got this ram
loki_lxix: ahh
m0nkeyrama: Hey! We should do this again some time
theehakan: if only it had gatewalk
rolanddegil: like Yuna
LRRbot: Gateway Sneak [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Rogue [1/3] | Whenever a Gate enters the battlefield under your control, Gateway Sneak can’t be blocked this turn. / Whenever Gateway Sneak deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
mariammistressofmanifolds: Becky lemme smash
gamercat88: the ram has one job. to smash gates. so it gets angry when more just show up
Roving_Viking: It's made because you are making more work for it
wtrob: By god that's Sonic's music!
killing_thyme: builds up speed as it goes through them?
Genderi: Trigger
MTGVincent: Oh man hearing the baaaa made me wonder if Paul could add arena sounds to a sound board or something
Kykiwi: Lol adams trauma from sonic boss fight
Genderi: :)
Dr_fragenstien: it has to bash through all your gates first, so by the time it gets to the battlefield, it's super swole
LRRbot: Savage Smash [1RG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don’t control.
m0nkeyrama: GGs
m0nkeyrama: Adam broke another curse!
flatluigi: oof
Jacobontherun1: THE CURSE IS BROKEN
queenfounder: Well done Adam
Kykiwi: gg
gamercat88: Curse broken
mariammistressofmanifolds: he did it!!
grimblegramble7: Beastmaster has flying right?
laviniagaming: gg
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TEH CURSE IS BROKEN
Genderi: AAAAAAaaaaadam!!
rolanddegil: 5+5+2 = 12
wtrob: The curse is lifted! seabatBRAIN
Krokaar: all you gotta do i beleive adam!
r10pez10: dab adam!
loki_lxix: Goat there
LoadingReadyRun: MTGVincent I *could*, but probably won't :P
rolanddegil: gg
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatSEAL
drcthulu: Headbutting to victory
LRRbot: Deputy of Detention [1WU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/3] | When Deputy of Detention enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until Deputy of Detention leaves the battlefield.
KartoffelKaiser: Adam broke James's undefeated (against Adam) streak at LRRMTG Mania!
drcthulu: lrrDILLY
Kaszoski: Two of them? Ow
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
gamercat88: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrDILLY
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Spectre97: Adam is free now
Genderi: That was a good match!!
ArmadilloAL: Wait, "Holy Moly" is how we call judges now?
m0nkeyrama: Yeah!
tehcrashxor: Yay Camander!
Znazl: YEAH
SirZapdos: James: "He boomed me. He's so good." x4
defiledsoul: does this make adam the goat?
lemmel: YA
Lightningbro: Lemmie guess, I'm HYPER late aren't I?
RavingPenguin: Adam is such a good egg omg
Kaszoski: Wait was it the winner that escapes or the loser?
flatluigi: what is this a cover of, a zelda song?
Genderi: @Lightningbro moving into round 3 of 3 now
r10pez10: two rounds down
LRRbot: Skatewing Spy [3U] | Creature — Vedalken Rogue Mutant [2/3] | {5}{U}: Adapt 2. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.
Juliamon: Lightningbro I mean, it's not OVER
solahwin_tampramain: Adam IS a good egg
ChandraGrillmaster: Mario Twins!
ThisShouldSay2K: I swear I heard some Zelda's Lullaby in the beginning of this song
Lightningbro: @Genderi Of what game?
ArmadilloAL: @Kaszoski Loser has to enter the Royal Rumble at #1 this Sunday.
Jamescool01234: Wait does this mean we are killing James now? because he lost?
Juliamon: ThisShouldSay2K You did!
Kaszoski: Ah
r10pez10: yeah it's a riff from zelda
MTGVincent: @loadingreadyrun Understandable :)
zacharyisom: IT DOESN‘T MATTER HOW MANY GATES U GOT!LOWERS ROCK GLASSES
ThisShouldSay2K: Oh, sweet
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun What if you add you imitating arena sounds to the sound board instead?
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
MTGVincent: but Paul could just do that live and we can clip it! :)
thegatherers: i walked out , who won?
m0nkeyrama: Add a Crab the scorpion plushie :o
m0nkeyrama: Adam won
solahwin_tampramain: ADAM
r10pez10: savidan victorious
thegatherers: well, there goes all the money i had on james to win
Genderi: @Lightningbro This is magic the gathering
Lightningbro: @Genderi Thank you captain, what match? First match, second? third?
Genderi: of three
m0nkeyrama: Betting against the big brain himself? seabatYIKES
thegatherers: @m0nkeyrama yeah, im firing my bookie after this
m0nkeyrama: (tbf, Adam has apparently only lost to James on camera, so it was a safe bet LUL )
defiledsoul: I swear he beat James before on camera
chickenace11: are there vegas odds on the winner of a match between two people of LRR
thegatherers: its alright, ill make money back on the night, i have matt wiggins going undefeated
chickenace11: you might want to pay up now
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m0nkeyrama: Ah yeah, you should be good then... Your money is totlly safe
r10pez10: cam fixin' his boots for a stompin'
zacharyisom: I heard Kenny omega might run in on this match
thegatherers: i got 3:1 odds on Cam
RavingPenguin: I thought Graham was Celesnia...
Krokaar: I miss screwdriver senpai
KartoffelKaiser: "Welcome to Rakbucks would you like your order carved or branded?"
Luminaire_p: Hello!
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
m0nkeyrama: Yay preview card!
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e_bloc: gutterbones? I just met her bones
chickenace11: no you just yell "SUCK IT AZOR" a bunch Graham
electroswagnetism: Gutterbones is hilariously good
r10pez10: it's a good habit
Pharmacistjudge: #ONBRAND
r10pez10: holy shit TIL
djalternative: it's the rakdos backdoor
djalternative: leads backstage
Genderi: I think it's a very first pickable card
Genderi: or well like
LRRbot: Faerie Duelist [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / When Faerie Duelist enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−0 until end of turn.
theonlyangelx: i've faced that deck on arena, it is... painful ;_;
LRRbot: Rakdos Roustabout [1BR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/2] | Whenever Rakdos Roustabout becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it’s attacking.
Pharmacistjudge: +
r10pez10: to be continued
Pharmacistjudge: +-0 -.
Pharmacistjudge: 7*
circusofkirkus: the azorius kind of correct
Koshindan: Azorius functions on technically correct.
thegatherers: Their ship name is Grahameron
Cepsys: 2 futurama references. ah ah ah
Pharmacistjudge: oops sorry, bug on keyboard
SirZapdos: Cam's colour symbols are out of order NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Rubble Slinger [2{R/G}] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Reach
electroswagnetism: @thegatherers I prefer "Caham"
r10pez10: did ya get it, Pharmacistjudge?
Pharmacistjudge: yeah I did
circusofkirkus: Rakdos is known to be the slow, methodically thinking guild
r10pez10: Caham Lark
Pharmacistjudge: I will admit to be a bug murderer
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Vandal [2R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Riot / Whenever Burning-Tree Vandal attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
zacharyisom: Graham with the torture RAK!
loulou2222: that guildgate is better
r10pez10: riot's a great mechanic to put on things like ... etrata
r10pez10: and ... grunn
theehakan: @Pharmacistjudge fired
thegatherers: Caham or Grahameron? Stauder or Lark? I need these for a fan fic
zacharyisom: Lex Luger is proud Graham
LRRbot: Steeple Creeper [2G] | Creature — Frog Snake [4/2] | {3}{U}: Steeple Creeper gains flying until end of turn.
kenkopin: Muh muh muh my. :)
m0nkeyrama: The jumpy frog :o
loulou2222: 4/2 jumper
r10pez10: frog snake ... cat snake ...
LRRbot: Stony Strength [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap that creature.
electroswagnetism: Self loathing, or autocannibalism?
LRRbot: Faerie Duelist [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / When Faerie Duelist enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−0 until end of turn.
djalternative: I imagine frog snakes would have a lot of canibalism among them.
LRRbot: Carrion Imp [3B] | Creature — Imp [2/3] | Flying / When Carrion Imp enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 2 life.
thegatherers: got em
killing_thyme: Faerie already killed something so isn't it a 2 for 2?
LRRbot: Saruli Caretaker [G] | Creature — Dryad [0/3] | Defender / {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
r10pez10: the art on that card is siiiiiick
thegatherers: Serge, important question, how fast is your 40 yard dash time?
djalternative: So much good art in this set
RomanGoro: Holy bus, I hadn't seen that art
LRRbot: Undercity Scavenger [3B] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | When Undercity Scavenger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Undercity Scavenger, then scry 2.
zacharyisom: This set's art is wonderful
LRRbot: Titanic Brawl [1G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Target creature you control fights target creature you don’t control.
Kykiwi: nice
zacharyisom: Seb put in some really amazing work
Genderi: Judge, does this work?
electroswagnetism: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
djalternative: that totally isn't a suspicious question from the guy who bought James's deck a few weeks ago.
ReydienOnline: he either kills the 3/3 and Graham keeps the 2/3, or he fights a 5/5
Krokaar: I would kill to have both Seb and Rebecca Guay working together in the upcoming sets
thegatherers: @djalternative shhhh
ReydienOnline: it's 'if, not when"
Frostwriter111: I don’t think you get to respond after he chooses
Pharmacistjudge: ummm...it's not
Genderi: I think the time to do it was before the sac happened?
Dr_fragenstien: That would be "when you do", not "if you do"
r10pez10: "reflexive", right
Pharmacistjudge: it's not a reflexive trigger
Juliamon: I would like to formally apologize to the chat for overcounting my buttons, the cat kept interrupting me and I miscounted a different button as LRRMtG. My personal count is 14. https://imgur.com/ZYjtYAq
Pharmacistjudge: thank you serge
e_bloc: could you still sac if you wanted to scry 2
circusofkirkus: could've got back gutterbones there
Pharmacistjudge: Reflexive has two "Whens"
TheManaLeek: Serge with the solid explanation!
Pharmacistjudge: !card Hypothesizzle
LRRbot: Hypothesizzle [3UR] | Instant | Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.
phorrestgaze: why hasn't ge brought back gutterbones?
chickenace11: @Juliamon the only trustworthy person on the internet today
m0nkeyrama: That's a solid collection @Juliamon seabatTROG
LoadingReadyRun: Juliamon That is a sweet collection
RomanGoro: Juliamon are you trying to turn your hat into a tin foil one?
e_bloc: not as though gutterbones can get through anyway
circusofkirkus: got there! :D
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
Pharmacistjudge: Scavenger has "If you sacrifice" instead of "When you sacrifice"
LRRbot: Quench [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
Skudd: Oof, forgetting about your own preview card must feel bad
zacharyisom: GET EM CAM!
Dr_fragenstien: *sluuuuuurp*
LRRbot: Plague Wight [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Whenever Plague Wight becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
e_bloc: sequencing
phorrestgaze: plague wrong
e_bloc: :(
Genderi: Played wrong
hd_dabnado: what was it again?
egyptcraze: hey now G, aristocrats players havent!
r10pez10: poor gutterbones
KartoffelKaiser: Moderate Oof
ReydienOnline: Gutterbones is legit in this limited format
loki_lxix: Gutterbones is deece in my mardu aristocrats
Dr_fragenstien: I remember your preview card :( I made a skeleton tribal deck with it
thegatherers: oooh, grahams on black red burn
r10pez10: i want an alter of gutterbones in a bowling shirt at a bowling alley
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Vandal [2R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Riot / Whenever Burning-Tree Vandal attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
thegatherers: I remember your preview card, Dubious Challenge was a fun card
djalternative: Workin.... 9 to 5!!!
phorrestgaze: who do you think made it start burning?
e_bloc: numotFLOOD numotFLOOD numotFLOOD seabatYIKES unarmeHmm
rolanddegil: match feels off, thought simic had big creatures compared to rakdos
LRRbot: Pteramander [U] | Creature — Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
circusofkirkus: hey chat, does anyone know when the RNA guild kits are released?
phorrestgaze: best card
egyptcraze: idk about you all, but I *always* end up playing only 16 lands (or 15 even in really low to the ground aggressive rakdos/x decks) bc i flood out awfully otherwise
the_one_and_only_kim: they don't pivot 7 times Serge!
e_bloc: cameron triggers spectacle
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
TheManaLeek: @circusofkirkus Feb 15!
circusofkirkus: @TheManaLeek thanks!
LRRbot: Blade Juggler [4B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Spectacle {2}{B} / When Blade Juggler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
Pharmacistjudge: !Phyrexian Rager
Pharmacistjudge: !card Phyrexian Rager
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
electroswagnetism: Butterbones is one hundred emoji ok hand emoji thumbs up emoji
TheManaLeek: Rager was so good
circusofkirkus: that's part of the appeal, Paul
phorrestgaze: it's just a little damage. IT's fine.
LRRbot: Steeple Creeper [2G] | Creature — Frog Snake [4/2] | {3}{U}: Steeple Creeper gains flying until end of turn.
timiam: The ol' Creeple Steeper
egyptcraze: also the zealot from ixalan. 4x of those in my arena vamps deck makes me so happy
Skudd: Look, if you want her to do it faster somebody's going to get hurt
Nemowoodbine: Steeper creeple
LRRbot: Carrion Imp [3B] | Creature — Imp [2/3] | Flying / When Carrion Imp enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 2 life.
Lightningbro: "Swing Fore both" ah yeas, from the new Un-set. "Un-golfing"
LRRbot: Skitter Eel [3U] | Creature — Fish Crab [3/3] | {2}{U}: Adapt 2.
control_rig: Ew
control_rig: No
EricOstby: Crepe le Steeper, the fancy French press version. FrankerZ
electroswagnetism: Porky Jorky
Skudd: Beefy jeefy would be really good right about now
e_bloc: thanks I hate it
timiam: I have a new button request
mariammistressofmanifolds: fishy jishy
r10pez10: cattle ... jattle
Spectre97: Turkey Jerky and Beefy Jeefy? Oofa doofa!
Banrael: And the chicken licken?
Lightningbro: @electroswagnetism Isn't it Pork Jork?
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
djalternative: I'll have some Kangaroo Jangaroo
chickenace11: shrimp jimp
egyptcraze: mmm, skewered eel. so delightful
MechaKuuga: fish and crab sounds delicious until you see Skittering Eel
Genderi: oh cam :(
Fruan: That Eel gave very unflattering reviews
Genderi: introducing: Shrirky
GenieWH: But what if Shrimp Jerky were a thing?
skizmo229: I've had crocodile jambalaya
djalternative: Buffalo Juffalo
Skudd: I don't know about shrimp, but I have legit seen fish jerky
JOZeldenrust: That's not better, Paul...
chickenace11: the simic would Graham
LRRbot: Undercity's Embrace [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you gain 4 life.
LoadingReadyRun: Moose Joose
timiam: Carribou Jarribou
LRRbot: Thought Collapse [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller puts the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.
Nemowoodbine: Fruit brute
TheEhakan: ive had fish jerky so why not fish jerky
r10pez10: who ... asked for fish jerky
timiam: Paul wins
Koshindan: Pork rinds = Pork Corks.
Znazl: Shrimp jerky DOES Exist
chickenace11: elk jelk
TheEhakan: shrimp
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun UH ACTUALLY there is fish jerky
egyptcraze: to be fair, you can def get jherky of various sea animals
Banrael: Paul, I think that was made illegal
Schnappsy: It seems like the unfortunate aftermath of the chicken little story
kenkopin: Fruity Jooty
Genderi: Animal Jam
LRRbot: Undercity Scavenger [3B] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | When Undercity Scavenger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Undercity Scavenger, then scry 2.
Skudd: "Stop." You made your bed, sir.
niccus: there's like dried jerky-like squid snacks and they're usually spiced up and good
mynameisie: Graham take it back before people start sending you shrimp jerky
Bobtheninjagoldfish: what was each players PAck 1 pick one? do we know?
timiam: Mail-time Jail-time
timiam: wait no
defiledsoul: can we have a mussel tussle?
Banrael: The deer jeer is strong
djalternative: you were correct
LoadingReadyRun: Isn't shrimp jerky just dried shrimp?
LRRbot: Sauroform Hybrid [1G] | Creature — Human Lizard Warrior [2/2] | {4}{G}{G}: Adapt 4.
Sibwow: shrampies
electroswagnetism: Guildgatey Juildgatey
Schnappsy: Truffle Kerfluffle?
DarklordStratos: Cam just reminded me, I opened Rakdos, the Showstopper and Judith, the Scourge Diva in my prerelease pool. Sadly my pool only supported simic.
GenieWH: I mean, in that case, all jerky is dried meat
NrgSpoon: something something cow raisin
Lightningbro: Yeah you can't really Jerk something as small as Shrimp.
LRRbot: Carnival // Carnage | Carnival [{B/R}] | Instant | Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent’s controller. // Carnage [2BR] | Sorcery | Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.
chickenace11: maybe a big shrimp
timiam: Grape is to raisin as beef is to jeef
djalternative: Pig Whig
Forsaken401: Venison Tenison?
Mrjugglingbear: Lobster Wobster
LRRbot: Bedeck // Bedazzle | Bedeck [{B/R}{B/R}] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/−3 until end of turn. // Bedazzle [4BR] | Instant | Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
Jamescool01234: Darklord I don't know what you mean... that and 38 lands right?
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
queenfounder: All the split cards, damn
m0nkeyrama: oof
electroswagnetism: chat I think we're just saying things that rhyme now
Skudd: @Lightningbro I have actually seen Jerk Shrimp
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
e_bloc: a kingdom of cards
Znazl: Oof
queenfounder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:23:34.
Dwinick: Cameron hasn't had the best of results in the last few drafts :(
MechaKuuga: NICE
rolanddegil: ggs
djalternative: Grape Jape? Is Jape a bad word. I feel like it's one of those old bad words we don't use anymore
SirZapdos: gg wp both teams played hard
Luminaire_p: Oofa doofa
e_bloc: Adam James grudge match round 4
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timiam: A Municipality of Magical Cards
Mrjugglingbear: ine more?
TheMetalupis: it was a good draft
EricOstby: Second draft? :D
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djalternative: Second Draft?
Adamantcheese: it's a kingdom of cards
Luminaire_p: unarmeHmm
Mrjugglingbear: monarchy of paper
chickenace11: a jape is a practical joke @djalternative
Nemowoodbine: From Seattle to...cards
Dix: there's a bunch of people that are like "I just spin a wheel"
djalternative: ah
MordomoMTG: first day - 6 alive?
TheEhakan: i just switch every time i order
queenfounder: That works even if you don't use your affiliate code?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Make them have it?
Dix: I just got "Make Them Have It" today
GenieWH: Was that the last match?
mariammistressofmanifolds: just use somebody's code. make sure someone gets the benefit
zacharyisom: Serge
zacharyisom: Em
zacharyisom: Out
r10pez10: highlander!
m0nkeyrama: Exciting! sergeHeart
e_bloc: really highlander Magic
Sasu010: I wish to be a sub lupoGIFT lupoGIFT
Juliamon: !crapshoot
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zacharyisom: Liam to 1
Sasu010: !followage
KartoffelKaiser: The highest lander
loki_lxix: woooo LRL
bv310: Yay LRL
r10pez10: the first Live of the year
bv310: Been saving this 48 month sub all week
e_bloc: getting a LRR tattoo will help the most
raznok7: serge and graham thank you for signing my deathrite salmon mat at pax
chickenace11: I try to rope people into this group all the time
Koshindan: lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: i love both those bands
Dix: Soon to be COLD AF Chicago
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26 raiders from RayFK have joined !
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Camthelion: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
t3h_f1gm3nt: get RAYDED
Dix: -46 with windchill
djalternative: About to be -16 in chicago
EricOstby: I shall soon rejoin the gathering of the subs, once I'm sure my bank account has recovered from my last Twitch account getting hacked and deleted. Until then, I am simply here in text.
RayFK: Hi, tiny raid
tergonis: oh we have the time, we just don't
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Silver__Knight_: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
Serifina: Heck, I'm back here, how did I get here?!
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BusTed: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
chesul: hey, do you guys think you'll eventually do a meetup outside of pax east for those of us who can't go to the actual event?
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Dix: thats -46 CELSIUS Graham
RayFK: #RaydingParty
r10pez10: raid! raid!
Banrael: lrrGOAT
incredulouspasserby: WAIT you’re gonna be at c2e2 I gotta get tickets
r10pez10: how went the kingdom heartsing
phorrestgaze: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
Dix: with windchill
leebenningfield: know who's gonna be at PAX East? I need more signatures on my LRR Jojo playmat!
djalternative: Correct
Adamantcheese: they're not in SIBERIA
Juliamon: -40 is the crossover point I think
Serifina: I'm raiding! Also I'm a mod he... wait something's wrong, why wasn't I here already?
RayFK: Joe Kim says it's -50 soon
banachspacebar: -40 is the equal point, yeah
timiam: I believe Dix, he's a scientist
BusTed: Hey, what's that point where the temperatures are the same? That's around where we'll be.
Dix: timiam Techie
Rockario: Never forget windchill
egyptcraze: its the windy city
Banrael: Windipeg?
Genderi: Windipeg
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES that's waaaay too cold
djalternative: It doesn't refer to wind actually
Drathak: A slightly breezy city - Chicago
tergonis: our high one day next week is -4F
kenkopin: Chicago got the name first
chickenace11: I'm asking for pax east tickets for my birthday now
djalternative: it refers to politics
EricOstby: Nah, Hell is a city in Michigan. :P
e_bloc: no you're thinking of Baku, Azerbaijan, Graham
Mewr11: IIRC 'Windy' originally referred to political "Blowhards"
Dix: Wind blows. Winnipeg sucks. I see what you did there guys
Rockario: Winnipeg has too much else going on to just call it "Windy"
SirZapdos: yeah but Winnipeg is gonna with the Stanley Cup this year
ferro_man: chicago is the windy city due to politics, not because of actual wind
nosole: Winterpeg
ArmadilloAL: Chicago's politicians are full of hot air, which is the source of the name.
incredulouspasserby: Yeah! It sucks right now!
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djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Windy city doesn't refer to wind
e_bloc: it's true
incredulouspasserby: Can confirm as Chicago resident. It cold.
r10pez10: isn't it because of the musical Calamity Jane
ferro_man: "vote early, vote often" is the chicago way
DarklordStratos: Wisconsin is -23 C right now
Simonark: My father is from Winnipeg and you are being kind
Mewr11: That's not to say we *don't* have wind, because lemme tell you, off the lake we get a lot of it
Adamantcheese: palm springs is more of a windy city because it has windmills checkmate chicago
mynameisie: Correct it’s political
DoodlestheGreat: lrrHAM
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Mewr11: @Rockario on/near the lake? yes, particularly during winter and summer. Further out, not so much
ferro_man: lol it's currently -21C in the chicago suburbs thanks to windchill
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Thanks, Serge! :D
killer_monk: yeah . NEw yorkers call Chicagoan wind bags while fighting for the world fair in early 20th century
the_one_and_only_kim: small and fuzzy better than large and stingy
TheEhakan: i really need to change the name so its The_Ehakan to make it more clear
crinjinx: cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 show was great guys thx very much
ferro_man: my boss sent me a picture of wednesday's forcast... it's supposed to be -51F after windchill on wednesday
MostCallMe__Tim: @FreshPrinceOfBeleren I think I played you on MTGA yesterday
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: @MostCallMe__Tim We did! I remember your name from chat and almost did a Hello emote at you
MostCallMe__Tim: lol nice
RayFK: FUCK YES YOU CAN
RayFK: WHY IS THAT A QUESTION?
chickenace11: yes you can
Banrael: cheer100 Was fun times tonight for the bit I caught :D
LRRbot: Pteramander [U] | Creature — Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Juliamon: Now to go watch that Jeej vod
Plaicoson: i cant believe i just got in for the end, tough luck LUL
defiledsoul: well good night all and good luck