m0nkeyrama: Or Shaq Hm
SageOfSquirrels: BTW, I forgot - are you going Hammers or Wrenches? Machine Gun, Bazooka, or Lazer?
m0nkeyrama: Michael Jordan, even 🤔
TXC2: I discovered today theres a subreddit of shaq holding things :P
m0nkeyrama: no lunch for Adam NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: LUL @TXC2
m0nkeyrama: The shaq shimmy is one of my favorite gifs
SageOfSquirrels: The Build Up/Synthesis mechanic is so satisfying
m0nkeyrama: Did they add any more bosses yet?
m0nkeyrama: Can that not crit at all now?
ArcOfTheConclave: did they add a new area?
m0nkeyrama: or just not the guarantee
xhres2: man, I really want to play more games but work has been so crazy for the last month and a half.
TXC2: big mood
ArcOfTheConclave: kobe!
xhres2: Hades looks so cool
m0nkeyrama: wow, how did it change back
TXC2: POWER!
thegreatwyrdling: AHHHH!
cheetoJack: did the sound stop?
thegreatwyrdling: I*M SCARED!
Thisbymaster: It is Whiskey Saturday for me!
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh man its GOLF
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES my stream is having issues
Lysander_Gustav: There was a network error?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: cheetoJack it did for me
betsytheripper: strim pls
BusTed: 🔇
Zaghrog: me too, network error then no sound
Laurence72: ok, good to knoe it wasn't just me
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
RayFK: No panicking
TXC2: no sound here either
Invitare: did someone say panic?
ArcOfTheConclave: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Juliamon: Everybody be cool
Suffix: @Loadingreadyrun sound died?
postmodernpajamawrestler: same here
Lysander_Gustav: Might be on twitch's side
postmodernpajamawrestler: true
thegreatwyrdling: OH NO!
thegreatwyrdling: !!!
Gobukiller: yeah, sound did a ded for me too
thegreatwyrdling: !panic
Laurence72: #BlameTwitch
Dhaunayne: panic or sanic?
Omthebox: Its likely twitch
TXC2: also losing frames?
BusTed: "...oh"
masta2505: Adam is silent? That never happened before!
m0nkeyrama: Yep
m0nkeyrama: frames
Zaghrog: same here
Juliamon: Time to get Paul
ZethRuss: panicBasket
Jorge4hg: twitch why
BusTed: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
m0nkeyrama: Paaaaul help
Thisbymaster: To the Paul mobile!
Suffix: "PAUL?"
thegreatwyrdling: Paaaaaul stream is broke!
xhres2: Okay, so it's not me
Driosenth: no audio on my end
Jorge4hg: save us paul
TXC2: man, and it had been so good all stream
Amentur: lrrSLOTH to the rescue
7gorobei: light the Paul signal
m0nkeyrama: My stream cut out right after Adam said golf's been going really well LUL
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: Sound katesAir
Suffix: o7 RIP Frames
Jorge4hg: holy moly those frames
TXC2: SOUNDS?!
m0nkeyrama: Oh we have noise!
Gobukiller: back
Thisbymaster: sound back
Amentur: Sound is back
thegreatwyrdling: PAUL!
Driosenth: got sound now but dropping frames
m0nkeyrama: Sound is better, frames are not
Zaghrog: Sound returned
Gobukiller: still dropping frames tho
Krokaar: freeze frame teleportation, my fav!
Juliamon: Audio is back, frames are still a huge issue
ZethRuss: can confirm, sound is back
malsareus hums Sound of Silence
ArcOfTheConclave: Paul our lord and savior!
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Gobukiller: Sound is quiet, though?
ArcOfTheConclave: wow those were some frames
m0nkeyrama: twitch plz
TXC2: hold your butts everybody!
Krokaar: all praise Paul, Paul our lord in lrr
Jorge4hg: hooold
TXC2: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Suffix: Thank you Paul!
NotCainNorAbel: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Laurence72 holds on to his butt, trying his best not to panic OR picnic
m0nkeyrama: Pain in a box NotLikeThis
FireBasilisk53: did twitch poop itself or did my internet?
Laurence72: Twitch did
m0nkeyrama: twitch, most likely
TXC2: tiwtch
FireBasilisk53: ah
m0nkeyrama: died again
malsareus: The ethernet gremlins have struck again
TXC2: we've taken the stream down to fix frame loss
GameSageZB: I showed up and stream died, I must be the problem =[
Kerrisis: Do we get to picnic yet?
Laurence72: I'm impressed, we're all acting very calm about this. WE CAN LEARN!!
Kerrisis: Cos I could go for some cucumber sandwiches right about now.
malsareus: Not unless you have fresh pancakes
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Laurence72 You're so hopeful! I love that. :P
Laurence72: hehehe :)
NotCainNorAbel: Too cold outside to pacnic
Laurence72: Oh, the weather outside is frightful/ but sandwiches sound delightful/ so let's all ignore teh cold/ Picnic's a go, picnic's a go, picnic's a go!
Kerrisis: Not Cain nor Abel... That makes you... Seth?
m0nkeyrama: Hope it's not a major problem at the moonbase BibleThump
Issurru: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE (A Variety Show, LRR Style.) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (4:32 from now).
NotCainNorAbel: @Kerrisis ding! ding! ding!
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: ah good we;re back
Laurence72: Huzzah!
Kerrisis: @NotCainNorAbel Why can I still remember these things?! :P
Erudite_Cynic: its not the same without platupus and fritos
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Hi Adam
TXC2: Kerrisis because the story of Cain, Abel and Seth is a fairly simple story?
NotCainNorAbel: @Kerrisis there are worse things to remember. I'd rather fill my brain with useless knowledge.
Laurence72: YAY BEEJ!!
FireBasilisk53: nom nom
Driosenth: Thanks Beej
m0nkeyrama: Oh yay Beej!
Juliamon: Burrito break!
Pharmacistjudge: yay thanks beej
FireBasilisk53: I didn't
TXC2: Blessed BEEJ!
m0nkeyrama: Thaaanks Beej
betsytheripper: dang now I hella want a burrito.
FireBasilisk53: I didn't get a burrito
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Can Beej get chat a burrito too?
malsareus: “Burrito” Beej to the rescue!
Driosenth: please don't baste Beej
betsytheripper: Beej is the best but now I feel the worst
NotCainNorAbel: There is only one Beej though
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: When will the store have Beej then?
Gobukiller: oooo personal Beej's... what patreon level is tha?
m0nkeyrama: Heather might have something to say about that lrrBEEJ
Shadoweater_Khatam: Beej with the seabatBRAIN play
Gen2Gengar: Now I want a burrito, but everything's close at this hour
7gorobei: BeejOnDemand
m0nkeyrama: Full comfort mode? :o
FireBasilisk53: yes
ArcOfTheConclave: I have
xhres2: Is beer water?
Gobukiller: Hail hydra-tion
CapnRobert: yes
shadmed: am I lying?
m0nkeyrama: No, but iced tea has water
TXC2: Yeap, just got a new pint now
malsareus: Unknown @gobukiller at some point a Beejdrop occurs
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: There's water in coffee
Laurence72: Drinking? Yes. Water... Um, I guess part of it is water?
malsareus: Tea, so yes?
TehAmelie: i'm drinking firewater :D
TXC2: no. Beer is very much not water
Juliamon: Some beer is water
Gen2Gengar: I'll go get a burrito tomorrow, there's a place close by that does a very good veggie burrito
Invitare: I only drink water
thegreatwyrdling: I just got myself a refill Adam!
xhres2: Fine, I'll switch to cider lrrBEEJ
Driosenth: american bear is like fornicating on a beach, F-ing close to water
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Driosenth: some american beer
Suffix: There's Ice in my G&T's seabatTROG
malsareus: I mean, some American beer might as well be advertised as alcohol free
Driosenth: when does the paint portion of the game start, from what I remember it was like half way through the game.
Biffus1337: hey chat! hey adam!
m0nkeyrama: But you get a nice view of ridepod
TXC2: hello Biffus1337 welcome
m0nkeyrama: Hey @Biffus1337 !
Biffus1337: :)
m0nkeyrama: The paint is part of the uhhhh.... Village building part?
ArcOfTheConclave: yes there is
m0nkeyrama: How many shots do you get per ammo usage?
m0nkeyrama: Like 4?
masta2505: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE (A Variety Show, LRR Style.) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (4:25 from now).
Gobukiller: Poor Stampy
Erudite_Cynic: rumble time?
CapnRobert: hype for the rumble?
Biffus1337: machine gun so strong :d
Gen2Gengar: I've stumbled on the clip of Daniel Bryan shouting at Vince and while I know that, coming from WWE, it's not authentic, it still felt good
m0nkeyrama: That starts at 3? 4?
TXC2: Rumble is always the best PPV
CapnRobert: its not mean
m0nkeyrama: Oh yay, more SWS!
Driosenth: I haven't followed WWE in a while, who is the lead to face Brock at WM after he beats Balor at RR?
TXC2: Roman, while a good guy IRL, was MASSIVELY over used
Gen2Gengar: I've missed SWS
CapnRobert: it does really suck what happened to him, but its true the possibilitys are more open
xhres2: This will be my first Rumble since I got into wrestling thans to SWS. Still trying to find a bar that is going to play it
FireBasilisk53: ready to be.... here?
GameSageZB: Wait, I'm new to this game. Fighting enemies in an ARPG and then a golfing game and there's village building? I saw a bit of this in stream highlights, but is this game good or just silly?
m0nkeyrama: Bit of both
m0nkeyrama: LUL
CapnRobert: yeah good and silly seems right to me
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
TheAinMAP: Made it.
ArcOfTheConclave: God
TXC2: the best, AROUND!
Jorge4hg: lrrHORN lrrHORN
GameSageZB: Nice shot!
AgentMagicMaster: seabatBRAIN
FireBasilisk53: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: GameSageZB both
Jorge4hg: spheda god
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrCOW
m0nkeyrama: Never didn't have it seabatTROG
Biffus1337: but the music is pretty good for such an old game
Jorge4hg: this game is very underated
GameSageZB: How many hours should I expect to spend on it? Reminds me a little of that Harvest Moon/RPG hybrid
m0nkeyrama: Maybe there's a reason for that SeriousSloth
GameSageZB: o.O
TheGTF: how many hours depends on how much you want to complete, the spheda part is pretty optional
TheGTF: most of its content is optional, it's a reasonably straight shot if you just want to go from story beat to beat
Erudite_Cynic: but clown costume
m0nkeyrama: This is croquette right? Kappa
GameSageZB: Cool, I might pick it up then, thanks =]
TheGTF: it IS available on PSN
TheGTF: so you don't have to hunt down a PS2 copy
GameSageZB: Don't own a PS4 >.>
shadmed: $1 Kappa
Omthebox: Top 7 speedruns for this game is 7.5 ish hours or less. So 30 hours seems fair.
TheGTF: well then there's no pleasing you
GameSageZB: I'll find an ebay copy and then use an emulator
TheGTF: welcome to speedrunning
TheGTF: it happens all the time with such games
m0nkeyrama: DC2 is $15 on us psn
Omthebox: first is 5 hours and 4 minutes
Gen2Gengar: Speedruns aren't always in one sitting
m0nkeyrama: It's only 3 gigs, wow
Sektor88: Just finished my 3rd casual super-completion run of Donkey Kong Country 3, so that was fun.
shadmed: if you speedran, how long of a speedrun would you do?
GameSageZB: Speedrunning: Play a game for thousands of hours, get called a scrub for failing one trick once
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
m0nkeyrama: DD tutorial speedrun Kappa
TheGTF: single segments would not let you save and quit in the middle, so yes, it would be a 7 hour investment
WonderfulGlory: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG So hyped about this new emote Adam!
m0nkeyrama: See ya @TXC2
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
Jorge4hg: later @TXC2
Sektor88: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Sektor88: so is seabatTROG a fish-person, or...?
m0nkeyrama: It is glorious
Suffix: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: It's a d&d troglodyte
Sektor88: ahh
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BlindProphet32: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: were there crickets in that chest?
m0nkeyrama: huh
Omthebox: Perfectly hit that rock.
Tempest2097: Hallo Adam, Hallo Chat.
FireBasilisk53: well how is his wife holding up.... to shreds you say
m0nkeyrama: "might be perfect"
Cw3040: gun-golfing?
GameSageZB: Hello, @tempest2097
Tempest2097: That water is hungry for golf bolls today
Cw3040: what in the everloving
Biffus1337: if that had hit u would have been tigerwoods²
thebluecosmonaut: VWORP
m0nkeyrama: Welcome to Dark Cloud 2 @Cw3040 seabatTROG
Tempest2097: Nicely done Adam
m0nkeyrama: Wooooow, what a shot
AgentMagicMaster: TIGER WOODS
TheAinMAP: And, it's in.
Cw3040: @m0nkeyrama looks like my kind of game Kappa
Omthebox: Best? But par is average. 🤔
m0nkeyrama: Did Beej poison the burrito? lrrBEEJ
Omthebox: Yes.
TheAinMAP: katesChair
GameSageZB: CHustle Beej wouldn't even!
m0nkeyrama: I'm sure I've probably asked this before, but have you golfed for real, Adam?
SharkHero08: Golf With Friends?
m0nkeyrama: The driving range is super fun
SharkHero08: Ive done 3 par golfing before
Cw3040: just slamming golfballs 400 yards
SharkHero08: And ive played a shitton of mini golf
Tempest2097: I enjoy miniature golf
m0nkeyrama: I miss golfing, haven't gone much since I started college
Tempest2097: I apparently hit too hard a lot of the time
GameSageZB: Glow in the dark minigolf is pretty bomb
Cw3040: last time i golfed, i had about a 250 yard 3-wood
Tempest2097: I gotta relax my putts
Omthebox: I've only ever done Frisbee golf
m0nkeyrama: Glow in the dark mini golf is awesome
Tempest2097: There's a place near me that does it
m0nkeyrama: It is real! And it's great!
Cw3040: have you never seen glow in the dark minigolf?
Gobukiller: It's just minigolf but a little darker
Cw3040: what about blacklight minigolf?
Suffix: Yasss
GameSageZB: I just went to Medieval Times! they
Invitare: you went to medievil times? Are you a time traveller?
m0nkeyrama: I went to medieval times once a long time ago, it was pretty hype
GameSageZB: They changed the story a couple of years ago
Tempest2097: Never been, I would love to go
m0nkeyrama: Jousting is neat
swashbuckler_jim: We are going to the one in vegas in two weeks
GameSageZB: It's a nice holdover if you're waiting for renfest ;)
m0nkeyrama: The knight I was rooting for won :D
godpigeon: Ahh, you went to the one near me
SharkHero08: Real Big Fish is good
m0nkeyrama: Reely? Kappa
GameSageZB: Better than waiting in lines at Disney D=
Driosenth: Was it the with Streetlight Manifesto as an opening band?
Laurence72: RBF's original stuff is too whiny for my liking, but their covers are amazing and awesome
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m0nkeyrama: Fastpasses make lines nonexistent for many rides in Disney
Krokaar: ever tried pokemon uranium? good stuff if you prefer the classic style
SharkHero08: By copy of Pokemon Blue was stolen, along with the GBA it was in, while at the YMCA
shadmed: jesus christ, in cali? I'm jelly
slopoppotamus: Damn, that's a good sounding show
Driosenth: I saw that tour in South Dakota. It was amazing
GameSageZB: Even with fastpasses you end up with a lot of weird downtime since you can only have one at a time. It's still hours later =\
wtrob: Pokemon Silver is one of my all time favorite games
shadmed: they back to touring, I wanna go so baaaad
shadmed: but I live in EU now
Omthebox: I used to do some competitive pokemon, started a club in HS.
m0nkeyrama: You can have more than 1 at a time after a short time @GameSageZB
AntiCrepuscular: Oh yeah is Spheda time! seabatBRAIN
Cw3040: the only time i have done competitive pokemon, i got banned from the tourney intentionally by bringing Aegislash... Just to make a Marty Robbins reference
Krokaar: I love doing the breeding and training and building teams, BUT I HATE competing lol
Taveena: Competitive Pokemon is bullshit because my favorites aren't good anymore.
Omthebox: There's a few different rule sets. Don't worry about it.
m0nkeyrama: Comp pokemon required intense.. EV training?
m0nkeyrama: IV?
Invitare: EV training, IV breeding
Omthebox: No I didn't. I apologize for my lack of foresight.
Invitare: the EVs were easy
Invitare: the IVs were a nightmare
Invitare: though they're a lot easier now
m0nkeyrama: ah
Taveena: OH, IVs were random as hell, I did a bunch of breeding for IVs back in gen 6.
Krokaar: its not hard, you just build a team with exp share and aie attacks and do large farms
Omthebox: Sometimes I don't got the energy to be obstinate. SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: <3 Om
TheGTF: You should see the touhou based pokemon fan game by Focas Lens, they fixed all the IV and EV problems the series still has
m0nkeyrama: ooooooh my seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
r10pez10: the hell
TheAinMAP: Living on the edge.
wtrob: Uhhh
Invitare: and it bounces of the rope
TheGTF: You can see the IVs on the status screen, and you just pump points into the evs you want
Invitare: :O
m0nkeyrama: Golf god....
r10pez10: golf god
Krokaar: Building my living dex was one of my fav things.
m0nkeyrama: Streamer luck Kappa
BakemonLoseYourPower: seabatTROG
SquareDotCube: yeah people remember lucky shots
Sektor88: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES seabatSEAL seabatTROG
wtrob: seabatTROG
AntiCrepuscular: who made the new emote?
SquareDotCube: like the one in the volcano
m0nkeyrama: Look at these good good emotes
Earthenone: TQ
AntiCrepuscular: Good work TQ! It's trogtastic ;)
BakemonLoseYourPower: seabatTROG ;v)
m0nkeyrama: that's so pixelly
SageOfSquirrels: aaaand we're back...looks like we're still doing well
slopoppotamus: CAW CAW
m0nkeyrama: I feel like doing a blind playthrough of this would be very confusing
m0nkeyrama: Giant hammer :o
m0nkeyrama: Big bonks
Cw3040: 1/10 not a pogohammer
SageOfSquirrels: You could do it, but there's just a lot
Omthebox: Blind playthroughs? In 2019?
SquareDotCube: Is that Grabthar's hammer? Kappa
sethmerickson17: do you have a gun in your other hand
m0nkeyrama: yep
Cw3040: yes indeed he does
m0nkeyrama: Kid with gun
slopoppotamus: It's a Seiyan elephant
Cw3040: 🤔
m0nkeyrama: wtf
m0nkeyrama: i that enemy
TheGTF: oh boy do I have games for you if you want blind playthroughs I say with malicious intent
SageOfSquirrels: You can pick up those rock guys like regular stones & hurl them @ enemies
sethmerickson17: i do believe i have never even seen this game ever
r10pez10: that's way better
sethmerickson17: this game has mimics does that mean its dark souls like.
bob_baggins: adam are you canadian?
Omthebox: Ah yes. Exorcism. My favorite gun stat.
m0nkeyrama: Very
bob_baggins: i dont hear the accent as much lol
SageOfSquirrels: Mimics are in every RPG
m0nkeyrama: It comes out occasionally @bob_baggins LUL
19 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined !
SageOfSquirrels: Once you get into the +8 of weapons it's almost more practical for LV Up Powder
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Aarek: lrrDOTS sugars5Luv lrrARROW
noSmokeFire: the first thing I saw when I tuned into the stream was Adam wasting a mimic with a submachine gun. what kind of golf is this??
manfred909: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
m0nkeyrama: Julie raid!
sugarsh0t: ya hooser
bob_baggins: i look forward to that
remembrancer_vivi: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
Issurru: raging OOT you mean Kappa
Cw3040: ayyy
m0nkeyrama: Hello @sugarsh0t and raiders!
sugarsh0t: aw shucks sugars5Luv
r10pez10: raid! raid!
Suffix: Rad.
r10pez10: (hi julie)
Issurru: I sure do
Issurru: i'm in the BOONIES
Suffix: Saskatachewan seabatTROG
HesGotNoPants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:35.
Issurru: i'm an hour away from saskatoon Adam
m0nkeyrama: What's your address issurru Kappa
m0nkeyrama: (plz don't say)
Suffix: My Family is from Weyburn. It's... not a big place.
sugarsh0t: The first 6 characters of your postal code and your MSP account number is your stripper name
Gobukiller: I feel like your Canadian accent is more pronounced when you're talking about Canada...
Issurru: I know Hanley but my place starts with an H Kappa
Cw3040: what is an MSP account number
fiftymcnasty: Is this supposed to be golf?
Omthebox: What if he just lives in some cave.
HesGotNoPants: adam are you in the ivory trade?
m0nkeyrama: Plato's cave :o
fiftymcnasty: haha
sugarsh0t: Adam Savagedan
bob_baggins: adam savagedan
Krokaar: life is golf, going from one hole to another
m0nkeyrama: Damn Adam
bob_baggins: lol
ArgentumFlare: This IS golf, theres some new rules
remembrancer_vivi: who are you to say what is and isn't golf
HesGotNoPants: @omthebox a cave with wifi?
m0nkeyrama: Really bullying chat today LUL
Cw3040: @Krokaar l-lewd
manfred909: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
bob_baggins: thats why i watch you stream!
Seanjohn37683: we bust your balls, you bust ours right back
sugarsh0t: some people pay good money for that
Omthebox: HesGotNoPants well if he's got a landline I'd be very impressed.
SageOfSquirrels: Adam, since you've played through this game already - which dungeon is your favorite? Are you excited to get to a particular one?
Issurru: I'm East of Saskatoon Adam
Juliamon: Chat thrives on negging
noSmokeFire: my friend sounds totally american except when he starts talking about 1) tea, 2) doctor who, 3) his dog charley, at which point he becomes EXTREMELY british
ArgentumFlare: Thats definetly one of sonics VO's right?
Issurru: Humboldt @LoadingReadyRun
aitsu100: yep
m0nkeyrama: Now I'll show you!
Omthebox: That's a stupid name of a town.
m0nkeyrama: wow om
Seanjohn37683: gotta love that small world shit
slopoppotamus: @issurru that's in California
Nocxia: squiiiid
m0nkeyrama: There's a humboldt in california too
Cw3040: @noSmokeFire i sound american but sound even MORE american when i talk about 1) tea, 2) guns, 3) living in the sticks
sugarsh0t: Other Canadian towns: hold my beer, eh
Aarek: Isn't that a penguin?
m0nkeyrama: It's a weed town
Gen2Gengar: You have to tell me if your dad was a cop
Nocxia: Humboldt squiiiiids!
Omthebox: Huchm Bouult
sugarsh0t: Medicine Hat, Flin Flon
ArgentumFlare: Now hold on. When I said this IS golf I was joking, what on earth is happening
Issurru: Adam lived in Humboldt, what a shame LUL
sugarsh0t: Dildo
Issurru: guess I replaced him LUL
m0nkeyrama: Shoulda been born earlier, issurru
Seanjohn37683: wait...is this a jrpg golf game? fuck man
m0nkeyrama: that coulda been you
Issurru: but Adam is so old Kappa
Omthebox: Talk about your lateral upgrades.
sugarsh0t: OH my god there is a place in ON called Balls Falls
Aarek: They should put a golf minigame in wow
m0nkeyrama: I've been there @sugarsh0t !
m0nkeyrama: It's actually very pretty
sugarsh0t: did you trip balls in balls falls?
m0nkeyrama: meme name aside
fiftymcnasty: Ooh they should Aarek
Cw3040: mission failed we'll get em next time
GameSageZB: @aarek I could have sworn there was one of those in an expansion already
r10pez10: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
Omthebox: I'm not. And I'm like 10 years younger than Adam.
m0nkeyrama: No gym? :(
Krokaar: I havent been to the gym....ever
Suffix: seabatSHASHASHA
Sektor88: I need to do more of that whole "physical activity" thing
Suffix: !adam
Cw3040: @Krokaar mood
TallBlondePillager: Heeello, what're we chin-wagging about?
m0nkeyrama: I haven't been to the gym is 10 years, so
Suffix: Adam is Incorrect.
immortallen: Ah yes, I allwayas take my uzi to the golf course.
bob_baggins: fuck the gym. just rocky balboa it and carry logs around and shit
Erudite_Cynic: @Suffix nah it should be seabatssha and you do it 3 times
Krokaar: the closest to the gym ive been is playing pokemon go HARD for 6 months and accidentally losing 100lbs
m0nkeyrama: How can the seabatBRAIN be incorrect? He gave us seabatTROG
Cw3040: I always unironically take my 92S to the golf course
Suffix: seabatSHA seabatSHA seabatSHA
Suffix: I like it.
Seanjohn37683: I've been here 10 minutes and already the premise of this game makes me feel like I am not high enough for this shit
bob_baggins: adam saying nice things!?!?
Krokaar: I didnt mean to! I like being fluffy
m0nkeyrama: Congrats @Krokaar !
bob_baggins: whats goin on here
bob_baggins: also good job!
Omthebox: I played WoW so much as a kid I lost 15lbs over summer break.
TallBlondePillager: What *is* the premise, @Seanjohn37683 ?
m0nkeyrama: Oh, then not congrats...?
SageOfSquirrels: @Seanjohn37683 you never played a JRPG? They're all bonkers plot
Krokaar: ty
Seanjohn37683: kudos on you krokaar.
Sektor88: @Krokaar I've picked up PoGo again over the past couple months since I've been working at home more often and it's a good way to get out and not go insane just sititng in my apartment all day.
ArgentumFlare: Man I worked hard to lose 100lbs and then my process fell apart and gained it all back. Working my way through it again
postmodernpajamawrestler: stream back woop
Krokaar: indeed @Sektor88
m0nkeyrama: You can do it @ArgentumFlare ! seabatSEAL
Cw3040: sounds like Cyberpunk 2020
Sektor88: or fallout :P
noSmokeFire: imagine packing for your golf trip and grabbing an uzi
m0nkeyrama: Especially confusing because this is a child
m0nkeyrama: with a gun
Omthebox: Imagine all the dice you'd get to roll.
Cw3040: like i said
ArgentumFlare: @m0nkeyrama already did it once right? Just gotta do it again.
Cw3040: sounds like Cyberpunk 2020
Omthebox: Just dump a bag onto the table
m0nkeyrama: Absolutely
Issurru: I like rolling dice
ShortieXV: I have no idea what I am watching... is the goal to win golf but there are monsters in the way?
SageOfSquirrels: OH! Adam! Before I forget! If you're going Machine Gun, you NEED to put the indestructible on it. Otherwise you lose WHP too fast later on
Issurru: golf is just a minigame
m0nkeyrama: Pretty much LUL @ShortieXV
postmodernpajamawrestler: sucks to suck
Krokaar: could you imagine actual gold like this?
Krokaar: golf*
SageOfSquirrels: End game, machine has way less power than laser, so you'll need more bullets
m0nkeyrama: Golfing in florida must be like this SeriousSloth
postmodernpajamawrestler: @Issurru actually golf is the main game, everything else is fluff and mini games
m0nkeyrama: ^
Omthebox: Wasn't there a game Alex played where you did play golf with a gun?
SageOfSquirrels: ^^
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SageOfSquirrels: @Omthebox Nice Shot is the name
m0nkeyrama: Sexy panther?
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
Omthebox: Hmm, that's the one.
SageOfSquirrels: Gems?
SageOfSquirrels: Are you saving your jewels for later?
ShortieXV: this gun has zero chill...
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Late to the stream, I’m so confused on what’s happening
Omthebox: What do some of these stats even mean. Do they actually have mechanical effects... or...
m0nkeyrama: Spectrumizing is happening :)
m0nkeyrama: This game is confusing :)
Issurru: I believe they do have actual mechanical effects? Or maybe that was just DC 12
Issurru: DC 1*
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Ah, of course, how silly of me :)
Omthebox: Its just damage type? I mean alright. I guess.
m0nkeyrama: Wow, it's actually called sexy panther
cuttlefishman: Secy... Panther?
Issurru: that's not a panther DansGame
rybackgaming: that's a name of a gun.
r10pez10: oh it's ... that's the actual name
ArgentumFlare: Is this... gun pokemon?
Krokaar: hot cheese!
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
KeiRaccoon: @Omthebox Basically.
Omthebox: I guess it is an older game.
Krokaar: Sword art online season 2 here we come
SageOfSquirrels: Don't forget Durability for your gun
Krokaar: er 3?
Cw3040: "Lemme give you a little advice I picked up in Somalia: When a shady 10-year-old points a gun in your face, you do whatever the eff he wants."
m0nkeyrama: wtf that damage
cuttlefishman: A microuzi maybe
cuttlefishman: prob not a full uzi
8_Escape: I hear you have golf. Do you have golf?
KeiRaccoon: They thankfully dropped damages types down to like... 5 in Rogue Galaxy
Cw3040: we have golf
SageOfSquirrels: Sorry to be a pest about it, but you'll be happier in the long run
postmodernpajamawrestler: more like a scorpion according to my in depth CoD knowledge
cuttlefishman: Isn't Rogue Galaxy
cuttlefishman: basically Star Wars as an RPG?
SageOfSquirrels: @cuttlefishman Rogue Galaxy was great. Space Opera
m0nkeyrama: That gun is way larger than it needs to be
SageOfSquirrels: the JRPG
cuttlefishman: But isn't the story
cuttlefishman: Star Wars?
postmodernpajamawrestler: ahh, finally the important part
Issurru: Monica ResidentSleeper
Cw3040: looks closest to an AKS-74U without a stock to me @postmodernpajamawrestler
Omthebox: You're the best, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
8_Escape: In two strokes.
m0nkeyrama: Just 2 shot it :)
KeiRaccoon: @cuttlefishman That's Rebel Galaxy
Issurru: hook it
Cw3040: adam you defeatist
Krokaar: I believe
SageOfSquirrels: Not for Adam - Golf God
cuttlefishman: Believe
m0nkeyrama: Golf god can't get it in two shots seabatYIKES
Cw3040: swing the club you coward
frontierkitty: Whack the hell out of it and hope
Krokaar: YEET
red_shoes_jeff: Take my Golf Energy \o/
8_Escape: Two possibilities: Either the generator for Spheda is slightly borked or it is actually possible merely fiendishly difficult.
cuttlefishman: KOBer
Cw3040: don't threaten me with a good time MiniK
m0nkeyrama: literal genius Hmmmmmm
manfred909: seabatTROG
Issurru: hit it hard enough with hook or slice or whatever turns it the way you want so it should hit the ground where you need it, duh Kappa
Krokaar: listen....adam....I can only get so hard with you insulting me
WhalePlaid: seabatTROG seabatYIKES seabatTROG seabatYIKES
SharkHero08: why you gotta call blue out like that
ZethRuss: I prefer playing trimps myself
Aarek: I play Clicker quest thank you very much. seabatTROG
Amentur: I'm playing Cultist Simulator mind you cohhRude
8_Escape: i am offended by that man! I do not play Cookie clicker...I do however have to agreed with the rest.
noSmokeFire: it's true, our tiny brains can barely comprehend "balls" and "clubs"
SageOfSquirrels: NICE!
Krokaar: damn
Xafty: back from nap, what have i missed
m0nkeyrama: yooooooooo
ArcOfTheConclave: As someone who plays idle games, that hurts. lrrBEEJ
Omthebox: Okay. That was a decent shot.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Golf god
cuttlefishman: HOOK & BOUNCE
r10pez10: blast it
m0nkeyrama: Golf "God"
TallBlondePillager: So...why's the winning strat not to go to the green and then place the ball by you? Kappa
Krokaar: does that rope have collision?
cuttlefishman: yes @Krokaar
Issurru: what are the odds it bounces off the rope bridge:Lu
SageOfSquirrels: @TallBlondePillager You can only move it so far from where it is
postmodernpajamawrestler: is the music supposed to sound off key?
TallBlondePillager: @SageOfSquirrels I was mostly kidding, but that's cool to know
cuttlefishman: YEET
Issurru: PIN IT
SageOfSquirrels: @TallBlondePillager sorry, got over excited
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Omthebox: Man. That has to suck.
Gobukiller: RI{
cuttlefishman: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Gobukiller: *RIP
Issurru: so mucbh slice
ArcOfTheConclave: that 2 shot was brutal
Cw3040: womp womp
m0nkeyrama: Stinky
postmodernpajamawrestler: got kinda screwed there
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait. we have a Red machine gun now?
Issurru: enough slice we could call you kimbo Kappa
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Thandres: ItsBoshyTime or wait gold time?
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SageOfSquirrels: @Bobtheninjagoldfish The Sexy Panther
Thandres: nuuuu typo D:
Surfing_master: ive never seen this many peoplewatching a dark cloud 2 stream.. it makes me so happy inside
m0nkeyrama: golf time
m0nkeyrama: We understood
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @SageOfSquirrels wow.. what a name
Issurru: Adam didnt LUL
8_Escape: You'll be relying on magic most likely.
SageOfSquirrels: ;) ;)
m0nkeyrama: The big brain didn't LUL
Cw3040: so this Monica
Cw3040: can she not equip a gun?
Xafty: @Surfing_master and the best part? i have no idea what is going on!
ShortieXV: would you buy Dark Cloud if they made a new one this year?
Thandres: doesnt help that i just come from a JRPG binge myself and my brain is a bit frizzled^^
Cw3040: Strictly worse than Max
Cw3040: 0/10 no gun
Surfing_master: @Xafty i do i grew up on this game have any questions ill try my best to answer them lol
SageOfSquirrels: Which is funny, cause she's a fusion of the two BEST characters from DC1
cuttlefishman: Why is the rock named Ivanoff
ArcOfTheConclave: M A G I C
Cw3040: @SageOfSquirrels i'm not biased, just American
TallBlondePillager: Hey, anyone else get twitch randomly pausing, or pausing and muting itself?
cuttlefishman: No
cuttlefishman: never
Thandres: checkmate atheists! Kappa
Krokaar: cuddles for all!
noSmokeFire: simple. the rock's father was named ivan
Omthebox: he probably knows why he has the name he chose adam.
m0nkeyrama: We need someone to save us from this bully Kappa
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah max has a gun thats firing like 100 rounds a minute but hey she can effectively use a can of hairspray and a lighter
red_shoes_jeff: Because he was bitten by a radiactive cuttlefish, Adam.
Xafty: @Surfing_master im currently fighting off a virus, so ill limit it to one question. what is the overall goal of golf in this game?
Krokaar: lets all cuddle smash Adam, he cant win!
tapdancingbeavers: Hello everyone :)
Cw3040: benginHi
m0nkeyrama: Well boshy is a speedy game
cuttlefishman: Adam, do you feel like those fights with those elephants are too short?
cuttlefishman: that they are
m0nkeyrama: everything happens so fast
cuttlefishman: trunk-ated
Thandres: "what i dont die in one hit, what strange sorcery is this?"
SageOfSquirrels: @cuttlefishman nice
Cw3040: how do i delete a cuttlefish man
postmodernpajamawrestler: yes I do love some belly scritches thx
m0nkeyrama: Belly skritches on a fish 🤔
Surfing_master: @Xafty basically its a "rift" that closes to repair the "future" i believe but really you only need to do 7 of them to unlock a character and do the rest if you want a bonus chest that sometimes contains good gear
Surfing_master: and for the fun of it lol
chesul: hey Adam, have you tried Hades? I've been playing it recently and it's super good.
gravity_pike: lrrSACK
Suffix: lol u died lol lol u died
ArcOfTheConclave: I do want scritches please and thank you.
postmodernpajamawrestler: ^
Xafty: @Surfing_master ok then, that answers that
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Very excited for Hades to release fully
noSmokeFire: hopefully it'll have a good early access arc
m0nkeyrama: some day
chesul: I can see that, it's still got a bit of fleshing out needed.
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Surfing_master: @Xafty its stressful if your trying to 100% the game lol
Amentur: It's very polished but I feel the variance isn't quite there yet wich makes sense for an early access title
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: Monica and serge have the same bad aim LUL
frayona: I think you’re at the point in the story where you can go heal Lin btw. Hope I’m not back seat gaming ^^’
r10pez10: go left, adam
KeiRaccoon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: Do you know the full story? Does anyone?
postmodernpajamawrestler: were only here for the golf
r10pez10: what is a ... trumpet gun
Omthebox: Playing Story Games for story lrrFRUMP playing story games for mini games seabatBRAIN
betsytheripper: there's more than golf?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and now Adam has said that.. countdown to someone in chat doing it
SharkHero08: aswzw
red_shoes_jeff: How does a Trumpet Gun stack up to a Sexy Panther?
ArcOfTheConclave: How to get banned, do that.
gravity_pike: Dearest Moron, you are cordially invited to "git good" at your soonest convenience. Regards.
ArcOfTheConclave: super chill
Omthebox: I'm here because I woke up and the stream was on already.
r10pez10: suuuuuper chill
Jazzo44556: META
m0nkeyrama: Chill stream, sometimes with bullying SeriousSloth
Krokaar: as i do wizard chores in WoW
Gobukiller: Feeling real called out rn
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'm doing exactly that right now
r10pez10: in fact i left my PC on overnight and your soothing voice gently woke me up
ArcOfTheConclave: the spheda music is so relaxing
CapnRobert: yeah here for the chill stream, background noise I occasionally pay direct attention too
Aarek: I'm also doing death knight chores in WoW
Surfing_master: 1 hitter quiter
postmodernpajamawrestler: the panther goes "blat blat" and the trumpet goes "doot doot"
SageOfSquirrels: think this looks like a 4/6th
CapnRobert: got battletech roguetech on the other screen
postmodernpajamawrestler: that is the only difference
m0nkeyrama: RIP
r10pez10: ffffffuck
Omthebox: Maybe you should hit it harder.
m0nkeyrama: Red ball NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Gobukiller: Sometimes Kerbal Space Program is just waiting for your capsule to de-orbit, and watching Adam golf is a fun way to occupy your time
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrFINE
flamboyancyofsquirrels: What does it being red mean?
Gobukiller: Ker-bull
Ravynn: Ker-Bull
postmodernpajamawrestler: Cabal
Thandres: the b is silent :p
Omthebox: Kor-eb-ill
richard_ermen: Me, I´m just playing Endless Space 2 watching Adam mosh the lvls ^^
Thandres: like koral
r10pez10: every bounce flips the spheda's colour between red and blue
m0nkeyrama: It's pronounced "cable"
Omthebox: No smartasses here, only dumbasses. Sorry
Issurru: senpai thinks i'm smart seabatTROG
Thandres: seabatBRAIN
gravity_pike: you've got to curve your bullets
r10pez10: and the ball has to be the opposite colour to the portal
Gobukiller: Just listen to the soothing Scottish brogue of Scott Manley say it... this is the best way to say it
ArcOfTheConclave: it's pronounced jyfe
postmodernpajamawrestler: are troglodytes capable of being smart asses?
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
m0nkeyrama: We're capable of anything seabatTROG
Omthebox: I wouldn't go that far
m0nkeyrama: Literally anything, Om seabatTROG
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:31.
Omthebox: X
postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah were at least limited by a crippling stream addiction
frontierkitty: rad
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Aww we didn't get clown drugs
Omthebox: Aw. No free syringe from the box clown.
m0nkeyrama: So true @postmodernpajamawrestler NotLikeThis
SageOfSquirrels: @Omthebox Those needles make you feel good
TimeToFry is continuing the Gift Sub they got from an anonymous user!
postmodernpajamawrestler: those needles are actually recycled
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Omthebox: How environmentally friendly
TimeToFry: lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART lrrDARK
postmodernpajamawrestler: awww
Omthebox: Bye rock
m0nkeyrama: Can monica golf?
txzen_: Isn't there a classical composer called rachmaninoff if the rock invanoff is a play on that
frontierkitty: Throwing rocks stuns enemies
Krokaar: Sexist!
m0nkeyrama: Too bad :/
noSmokeFire: jim henson references are why I tune into Adam's streams
cutaos: rocks fwiends
betsytheripper: you're saying you're bluto?
postmodernpajamawrestler: rock frond
Thandres: it keeps max occupied while monica does the real work ihn the background :p
betsytheripper: or ludo if my fingers worked with me
m0nkeyrama: I've never seen labyrinth
postmodernpajamawrestler: what movie?
FireBasilisk53: I'm mostly boshy... prone to dying
aitsu100: i loved Bowie in that movie
Omthebox: I self identify as a oubliette.
m0nkeyrama: Before my time... It's my sister's favorite movie, though
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh labyrinth I assume then
Tempest2097: They actually sample that movie on an album by one of my favorite Metal bands
Tempest2097: Nekrogoblikon's album Stench
m0nkeyrama: Really?
m0nkeyrama: Wow
Aarek: You remind me of the babe
Roughly21Smurfs: Evening :)
postmodernpajamawrestler: y
postmodernpajamawrestler: oops
postmodernpajamawrestler: y'know, give or take a couple*
m0nkeyrama: Wow, that little "Ba-dah" sound made me think of DD
TallBlondePillager: This is some pretty good voice acting for a japanese game, that's really nice
Runewyse: Is there a game where you are a Mimic? and you set ambushes for random heroes passing by?
m0nkeyrama: Reflexively relieved to clear a dungeon
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Gobukiller: saved by the Rock
Amentur: Weird to think that Bowie has been dead for 3 years. Feels like less
m0nkeyrama: Lucky man, this seabats
ArcOfTheConclave: good old rock. nothing beats rock
Saulens181: @runewyse i recall seeing a small thing like that once
m0nkeyrama: oof
Omthebox: Hm
ehsteveG: robbed
betsytheripper: denied by fence
postmodernpajamawrestler: time to bank
Roughly21Smurfs: Testing
m0nkeyrama: Now it's red NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Omthebox: There's a DD quote for that
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: off the back wall?
m0nkeyrama: Hello @Roughly21Smurfs
Gen2Gengar: geometry giveth and geometry taketh away
gravity_pike: Every time that pops up, I think the game is saying "Of course!"
Roughly21Smurfs: Hmm I seem to have become unsubbed 😳😨😰
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis
FireBasilisk53: that hecka chonces
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the spheda today, Adam!
r10pez10: cheeers adam
tapdancingbeavers: okay bye
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zed_Arthen! (Today's storm count: 21)
postmodernpajamawrestler: what? Streamers have lives to live?
Gen2Gengar: Thanks for the stream Adam
Issurru: like play more games at home seabatTROG
Tempest2097: Oh snap that's tonight
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatSEAL
Omthebox: Live is today, oh neat
GameSageZB: Baaaaai! LRL!
Sektor88: thanks for playing!
m0nkeyrama: He's plugging his own stuff seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Tempest2097: Yeah that Boshy run's been super impressive
Omthebox: Impressive spelling skills.
Issurru: ItsBoshyTime
Pharmacistjudge: Later Adam you have a great day seabatTROG seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
postmodernpajamawrestler: good luck
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Roughly21Smurfs: 👍
m0nkeyrama: Awww
m0nkeyrama: Bye!
betsytheripper: baiii
BakemonLoseYourPower: seabatTROG
MuShMcGeE: come for commentary
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
Roughly21Smurfs: Hey chat how do I get my sub back? :(
postmodernpajamawrestler: sub
Omthebox: Gotta slay a dragon
Omthebox: hate to see it happen
Tempest2097: Man, Dragons are endangered!
Tempest2097: Why do you thin we don't see many anymore?
m0nkeyrama: Become the boshy seabatBRAIN
Omthebox: Yeah. Hate to see it happen
Tempest2097: Dragon slaying...
Tempest2097: It's wrong
Omthebox: I didn't make the rules.
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE (A Variety Show, LRR Style.) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (3:10 from now).
Roughly21Smurfs: Test
Earthenone: your arrow is back
Earthenone: i hope you are ok with dragon blood on your hands
samuraitiger19: !next
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