PhoenixMelior: nah
PhoenixMelior: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #5508: "Reveal to me your secret desires!" —Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
PhoenixMelior: we have Ian "Real, Ian" Horner to keep us company
sir_jack_DB: oooh
sir_jack_DB: a recent quote
sir_jack_DB: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #1431: "This is your brain on Jesus." —Alex [2014-01-17]
sir_jack_DB: ^
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: chat! is it time for a chick pint?
sir_jack_DB: a what.
AshBurnem: Stand against the debbil.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a cheeky pant?
Jeezy56: a chokepoint
AshBurnem: A Czech pointe.
PhoenixMelior: delicious chokepoints
PharaohBender27: A chock pont?
7gorobei: chonk punt
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 how do you feel about Blood Red Throne?
Jeezy56: this is possibly the first I've heard of them
PhoenixMelior: neat
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Jeezy56: how long have you got before you leave for sunny* Florida?
AshBurnem: 3 days, 4 minutes.
Jeezy56: *it rained all day Sunday
GapFiller: uh oh thats bad
AshBurnem: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mowdownjoe: False signal?
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 I leave on the 30th at 12:05 am
AshBurnem: False signal.
Laurence72 takes a seat and waits for the show to start
AshBurnem: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (3m from now).
GapFiller: yeh thats just being drunk on power
GapFiller: yr knw how it is
red_shoes_jeff: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2m from now).
GapFiller: yr sub and it immediately all goes to yr head
Jeezy56: PhoenixMelior that's a big oof, although I much prefer airports at quieter hours
Laurence72: Bold of you to assume that I have a head
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 eh, it's fine. I can catch a few Zs on the planes, and it's either that or a layover that's literally a day from where I live. Calgary to Florida is not good.
Jeezy56: no, I seem to recall complaints about flights last year too
Jeezy56: should still be a good time though
PhoenixMelior: definitely
GapFiller: speaking of flights looking forward to my now annual ish flight to HK nxt month early Mach
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (25s ago).
Foxmar320: News time
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is the weather like in your area?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2599: "I... don't know you guys." —Cameron [2016-05-25]
GapFiller: evening Foxmar
PhoenixMelior: the hurdle to a good time is catching a couple Zs on planes, it's fine. I can do what I always do, have a margarita before I board
Foxmar320: Evening GapFiller
mtvcdm: LRRbot we fed and housed and employed you how do you not know us.
Jeezy56: sounds like a plan!
drcanonball: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1m ago).
GapFiller: interesting... just realised my sub badge is a regular even though I'm on Prime
control_rig: Howdy chat
Foxmar320: Curious what news they got for us this week. Normally im on top of all the silly news.
Foxmar320: Welcome control_rig
Zappeljakob: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Zappeljakob: oho, right on time today
mtvcdm: I found one earlier today that I linked in the sports channel in the discord about Madden.
AshBurnem: John Madden. aeiou
control_rig: I'm betting they'll have something about Diablo 4 getting the creative director (?) from the Witcher
KodeMage: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (3m ago).
AshBurnem: Metroid Prime 4 shuffle?
Laurence72: I always for a mix for several funnies and one good piece of 'real' journalism
Jake_the_guy: hype for news
mtvcdm: Thing is, there's too many people on NFL rosters and there's too much roster turnover to actually render everyone's faces, so they have this slate of generic faces they give people they don't specifically render.
GapFiller: the Machinima thing was covered last week iirc
GapFiller: embarrassingly forgot just now how old that particular bit of news was
mtvcdm: the Deadspin writer counted 33 times one particular face got used.
PhoenixMelior: they're still offline right
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Yeah, I think it came up during last week's aftershow
GapFiller: in more current news Who's seen The Rumble?
PhoenixMelior: not me
mtvcdm: I would say no rumble spoilers in chat.
Myrniss: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (5m ago).
mtvcdm: (Graham has seen it though.)
Foxmar320: Spoliers in general are not to be in chat
GapFiller: yeh G already mentioned it re sWs Spoilers
Laurence72: I won't know anything about the Rumble until SWS covers it, heh
Earthenone: same
PhoenixMelior: same
AshBurnem: ^
Mowdownjoe: SAGNIL
Jeezy56: lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: lrrSIGNAL
devil_dan: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
AshBurnem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: SERGNIL!!
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: xivCactuar
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE cheer65 foxmarFIRE
red_shoes_jeff: SIGGLE!
TStodden: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Riandisa OMG I WANT THAT CACTAUR
KharadBanar: SINGLE
mtvcdm: TODAY
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Riandisa: It came from the first FFXIV fanfest
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh cool
Riandisa: Sadly not a forever emote set, they expire in x years or something
Riandisa: xivBehe xivCactuar xivGoob xivMorbol xivTonberry
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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cheetoJack: Riandisa do they expire in xiv years? seems appropriate
HbombAndFriends: Hi all. Let check some points!
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Foxmar320: Points? Check
Earthenone: pride51
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masta2505: in b4 Graham!
GapFiller: EYYY
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: hello!
hoktauri: I will cut somebody for a tonberry emote
GapFiller: good evening G x K
aussie_rob_w: lrrFINE
Riandisa: They last til April 9, 2025
Foxmar320: Good good no one knows what Graham is doing
masta2505: cheer150 Check your points!
themistocles333: I appear to have reached some kind of checkpoint
NekoDaimyo: oh god suddenly lrr
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: minimal gorm
Karfsma778: Hello
aussie_rob_w: That was the perfect intro
TehAmelie: we know you got a lotta gorm
ContingentCat: hello
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MelSlashVin: Kathleen WASN'T IT GREAT!!
red_shoes_jeff: IMPROV: We have no idea what we're doing
Mowdownjoe: Like the Band? Kappa
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ryuhimora: Beeees
KartoffelKaiser: Goats that are also bees!?
4dSwissCheese: It was rad
prystigia: yooo
aussie_rob_w: Wait what
ArcOfTheConclave: those were fair reasons
sir_jack_DB: lrrGOAT
NekoDaimyo: Tugger Nuts came to visit?
leebenningfield: they're my favorite band
TheMoatman: I didn't know about it until it was ending
HbombAndFriends: Beeeeees!
HavenJunde: lrrGOAT
aussie_rob_w: Bees with teeth?
ArcOfTheConclave: also on the magic channel
ContingentCat: yes I was there too it was so good
leebenningfield: i'm so hyped for the new album and tour
Marlonwo: I'm so ready to check some points
GapFiller: mmm Beej
4dSwissCheese: To be fair, he's got a lot of old songs
Laurence72: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
HbombAndFriends: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
manfred909: pride51
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coolbond: is it just me or are we dropping frames?
7gorobei: so the goats ate the bees, do you get trolls to eat the goats?
MelSlashVin: With the full band it's amazing
GapFiller: thought is was just me
TheMoatman: What was the song
hoktauri: I had a small cut out here
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AWells44: looking forward to seeing you at PAX East
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aussie_rob_w: Which Mountain Goats song is that?
JustAConspiracy: Oh man, I let my sub drop :(
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mtvcdm: Fonts?
MelSlashVin: He's only done one prerelease G, you have him on that
mtvcdm: Has he done an album about fonts?
4dSwissCheese: Did you have a goth phase, Graham?
LoadingReadyRun: I'm not seeing any frame drops on my side
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dumbo3k: let's check them points, thanks! <3
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HavenJunde: OMG pls pls pls
VelvetFalcon: Who plays magic now?
Foxmar320: Fonts!
thefileclerk: Fonts.
ContingentCat: I was thinking have him on Dice Friends
KartoffelKaiser: Speaking of, the Rumble was so absolutely great and I can't wait for the sWs on it
MelSlashVin: The font on the new album cover is a free generic one, so maybe he doesn't
Frankenfruity: Oh yeah, my first Mountain Goats song was Family Happiness , the difference to today is startling!
VelvetFalcon: War of the Goats.
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:10.
Karfsma778: e
GapFiller: speaking of wrestling Dear Dr G: The Rumble?
Karfsma778: He's G&K fused
mtvcdm: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
laudablecalms: Does anyone at LRR play Hearthstone?
xantos69: cheer50 Check those points!
hoktauri: have we seen the goats and LRR in the same place?
VelvetFalcon: I had the winner spoiled last night. :(
Akaiatana: It would spoil the podcast! :P
Jeezy56: twitch pls?
aussie_rob_w: I saw that one of the songs is called “The Legend of Chavo Guerrero” and im SO ON BOARD
frnknstn: thank you! I stopped half way to come watch this
GapFiller: made my peace with the fact that my attitude to spoilers is just radically different to everyone elses
AshBurnem: twitch is hiccoughing.
Foxmar320: News times!
MelSlashVin: @aussie_rob_w The whole album is about wrestling - listen to it! :D
TehAmelie: atomic batteries to power!
Amentur: Recorded locally?
NoNane09: Local recording?
AshBurnem: LRRbines to speed.
HbombAndFriends: Meh. The PAX Rumble is the only rumble that matters to me. PAX East can't come fast enough.
GapFiller: yeh Twitch seems to be doing a funny
Foxmar320: oh? what about that? Now im curious
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Karfsma778: @HbombAndFriends not even the autumnal rumble?
aussie_rob_w: Yeah, now I’m invested
Foxmar320: Fornite story? Check
frnknstn: Easter eggs are already in shops
KartoffelKaiser: It has been [0] days since the last Fortnite story.
GapFiller: I'm on minimum resolution and low latency disabled and I'm still getting buffering
HbombAndFriends: @karfsma778 That too, whenever that happens.
GapFiller: odd
LightBane_v1: man, Epic LUL
A_Dub888: !pubg
LRRbot: No Name Avatar's Endless Massacre
korvys: !pubg
KartoffelKaiser: "Generous" and not "what they need to do to comply with international law" is a kind way to put it
Foxmar320: Ive never heard of this?
Laurence72: Half the calories!
HavenJunde: what
obese_giraffe: LUL
Maddrius: i3?
WearingCats_CwC: It's like bad Fortnite but badderer Kappa
LightBane_v1: Potato Unknown Battlegrounds
drcanonball: wait worse is possible?
GapFiller: mmm 4 deliciious gigs
Karfsma778: Thai'd up
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !pubg
LRRbot: Plunder Under's Battle Grunder
korvys: endrangal?
delta__vee: its wat KappaRoss
Stoffern: The Adrongel map?
Spolin: it's a thai-in?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie giggles
aussie_rob_w: I remember when those were HIGH end specs.
Foxmar320: Adongel?
Jondare: OUCH
aussie_rob_w: @spolin LUL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @aussie_rob_w yep
PharaohBender27: Oh this story
Glodenox: Yeah, that was bad
Jondare: oh, this BS'
mtvcdm: I'm so glad I deleted my Facebook account.
Foxmar320: :(
Jondare: "Friendly fraud" is just such a crappy thing
LightBane_v1: Friendly Fraud, oh lawdy
KartoffelKaiser: "Kindess theft"
TehAmelie: let's call it Facefraud
KartoffelKaiser: "Happy Murder"
AgentMagicMaster: Please god regulate facebook
NimrodXIV: UGH
PharaohBender27: I'd missed the 2011 part - Jesus
mtvcdm: "and why you shouldn't try to block it"
GapFiller: man 2011 was almost a decade ago
LightBane_v1: DAAAAAMN
aussie_rob_w: WOOOOW
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
HavenJunde: oh blargh
sir_jack_DB: oh NO
laudablecalms: jesus, facebook
coffeeismagic113: Holy Shit!!!
lunarecliptica: YIKES
MelSlashVin: yike
LightBane_v1: OOF
Lithobraker: augh twitch stop it
HavenJunde: WOW
ContingentCat: WOW
Foxmar320: WAT
Questhere: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW lrrEFF
LucyCloudberry: shoutouts to dogs
PhoenixMelior: oh yeah, I remember seeing this
OsirisProps: lrrWOW lrrWOW
devil_dan: That's Disney evil.
Kikazi: lrrWOW ....... katesWa katesOw
Mt_Storm: WOOW
solemn_storm: yeet
A_Dub888: lrrWOW lrrWOW
aussie_rob_w: “Why you shouldn’t try to block [ fraud ]” Is a GREAT look, Facebook
Laurence72: from2011???
mtvcdm: Way ahead of you Kathleen
Kikazi: DELETED!
LightBane_v1: amazing LUL
cheetoJack: Delete Facebook & Instagram. Its the same company
laudablecalms: Delete Facebook is very good advice
kamelion84: lrrWOW
KartoffelKaiser: That is what's known as "the price of doing business in a lawful society" facebook
aussie_rob_w: lrrWOW lrrGREED lrrWOW lrrEFF
Maddrius: oh no
Foxmar320: I hate Gamestop
TehAmelie: i deleted facebook before it was cool lrrBEEJ
CoyoteSans: Can't delete what I never had. *taps forehead*
MelSlashVin: I wish I could delete Facebook; I wish I didn't need it for work
angryoptimist: I am so, so glad that people are finally getting disenchanted with Facebook.
PhoenixMelior: and this is why I'm not going there much anymore.
FarleyF: I'm picturing Jeej And Ben starting a mob on this
Mal2mad: We Do Not Pre-Order
red_shoes_jeff: They... REALLY ought to just keep a seat reserved for Zuckerberg in that courthouse.
LightBane_v1: jaysus
RayFK: FarleyF Eh, it's a gross looking console anyway :P
LightBane_v1: GameStop: not even once
PhoenixMelior: don't pre-order, folks.
GapFiller: evening Jordan
Science_and_Magic: FACE PALM!
RayFK: yo
Amadeus484: Class action?
PharaohBender27: I keep thinking of deleting Facebook. I'd need to make a heads-up post before I did so, though, because there's some friends I can only reliably contact via Facebook
aussie_rob_w: Don’t preorder at GameStop, anyway.
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
LightBane_v1: LUL
angryoptimist: Oh, man--I LOVED the delivery of that.
KartoffelKaiser: :I
PharaohBender27: :D
Foxmar320: :(
WearingCats_CwC: Oh god, the flowers
angryoptimist: Great job, Graham!
Gallium71: Ah yes, the corporate hell scape continues to eat itself.
GDwarf: So many flowers
Karfsma778: Just don't preorder ever
Karfsma778: please
WeiseDrachenJaeger: True story, I lost out to Graham in that contest by only a couple sales.
red_shoes_jeff: Just loot the damn place! Nobody's gonna care enough to stop you.
Mal2mad: Don't. Pre-Order. LUL
AgentMagicMaster: * snorts drink *
Rhynerd: So that’s how they got Eternal Sonata.
Frankenfruity: lrrWOW lrrAWESOME
PhoenixMelior: PharaohBender27 yeah, I have the same facebook issue
masta2505: So that was the horrible Job Graham quit before going LRR fulltime?
kinkerbelle: i liked eternal sonata!
CoyoteSans: I think GameStop is like the only retail chain left in north america that does preorders anymore?
GapFiller: mmm fonts
Akaiatana: Samus it ever was, I guess
KartoffelKaiser: New Metroid font PogChamp
mtvcdm: erangel
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: You did it you checked the points
Zath_: You joke, but I wouldn't be surprised
CoyoteSans: Yeeeeeah, Metroid news is a baaaaaad sign, m'kay?
BillTheCat: E-wrangle?
korvys: You're adding a D
HavenJunde: adding a D
aesir_blade: There's no D
brainbosh: Erangel?
korvys: erangel
devil_dan: I liked that logo. Preorder canceled.
PhoenixMelior: E-wrangle?
Skyboss1996: Oh hey Check Points
KartoffelKaiser: Eran-gel
Amentur: Erangel according to me watching Funko a bunch
Skyboss1996: Eran Gel
Frankenfruity: yes
cheetoJack: evangelion
aesir_blade: Air-an'-gel
Jondare: Eran-gel is correct
ANeMzero: Eragon
MelSlashVin: Riverdale
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: Wran-jelly
Dared00: A Dongle
Laurence72: Ask Jamesmaybe?
KartoffelKaiser: Eve angel lion
masta2505: Ur-Angel
Skyboss1996: E Van G Lioin
JonTheGoose: orangutan
delta__vee: erangle: once you pop, that's great
prystigia: sounds like an elf lord
Questhere: el dongel
Zath_: Eh-Wrangle
LucyCloudberry: Rivendell
TehAmelie: i'd look up how to pronounce Archangelsk and extrapolate
Stoffern: Ah-Rongo
brainbosh: All I know is Kate says Eren-gel
ritchards: ask James?
PhoenixMelior: evangelion
Rhynerd: Eren’s Gel?
Mal2mad: A wrangle?
CoyoteSans: There is an actual dating site called "farmers only". They even have broadcast tv ads.
PharaohBender27: It's pronounced "Wooster" Kappa
solemn_storm: err angel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: your sister says it erin gell
Narcogen: throat warbler mangrove
aussie_rob_w: I accept Funko’s pronunciation.
Castekken: Aarongul
mtvcdm: AIR-en-GHEL
ANeMzero: I feel like you should just put the name into the story more and cover every possible pronounciation
ZeroArcana: Hair Gel
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aaron Spelling
Skyboss1996: I've got to say something that's very difficult. Worcester
TehAmelie: "fiduciary"
Frankenfruity: I thought it was a joke name, like a million PUBG names :)
A_Dub888: Air on hell
KartoffelKaiser: Just accept that the youtube comments will be agitated about your pronunciation one way or the other
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: naranjas
coffeeismagic113: Air an Gel
therisingtithes_: Did I miss the points actually being checked?
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PharaohBender27: @therisingtithes_ They're re-checking a couple of the ponts
lectrican_man: Checkpoint is a live show?
Skyboss1996: It sure is
A_Catastrophic_Success: The GameStop story is particularly bs because they intentionally oversell console reservations because they are counting on people not showing up to get them.
Skyboss1996: There's also a bit that gets a fresh pass that goes up on Youtube if you miss it
Skyboss1996: F-leleleleellee
PhoenixMelior: e-wrangle.
ritchards: finallially
tyranidd1: 3rd times the charm
GapFiller: hoff hoff hoff
mtvcdm: Hasenpfeffer
red_shoes_jeff: HASSENPFEFFER!
GapFiller: David Hasselhoff
devil_dan: What about B-bucks?
red_shoes_jeff: @mtvcdm benginFingers
dredgyboi: thought fortnight was PubG lite oooooh
Skyboss1996: But free. And worse.
ryuhimora: "It's exactly the same, except worse"
MelSlashVin: Graham is such a pro. I tried making a YouTube video last week and I just can't. read. a. script.
lectrican_man: I used to watch them on escapist or something. Just started watching lrr again. this is so cool
laudablecalms: Blew Whole
Stoffern: nailed it
CoyoteSans: The best things in life are free. Except video games.
Frankenfruity: lrrGOAT
ritchards: Edrandneld
PhoenixMelior: those dropped frames were just me right
Skyboss1996: Sure does
CoyoteSans: NAh, I got em too.
Kikazi: @PhoenixMelior sadly, no
KartoffelKaiser: Also don't use anything else facebook owns. Instagram is just as bad
CoyoteSans: Graham too hot for the club
ArboristAndrew: Yeah. Dropped them frames
PhoenixMelior: I wish I could get off facebook but that's how I know about metal shows
margieargie: *left Facebook in 2011 and is getting increasingly happy I did*
DKS04Saturn: Already been avoiding using it for about a year
SpacePotato01: I thought Facebook was made to cause the downfall of humanity and usher in a new era of perpetual darkness.
ChrisLewisRose: brendon greens bankok beatdown is officaially my fave one so far
Beowulf_Bjornson: That is true for all social media IMHO
angryoptimist: Wow, really? I didn't know that.
TehAmelie: true story: big social media was a mistake
Mysticman89: Never joined facebook on principle, and now it's finally paying off.
Skyboss1996: My facebook exists only now to exist for work stuff
Gen2Gengar: Facebook should have died in 2012
WeedenProject: @PhoenixMelior Yeah I know that problem
CoyoteSans: @SpacePotato01 No no, that's MOBAs. Kappa
Skyboss1996: GRAHAM
Dared00: Facebook sucks, but all my friends use Messenger, so what can I do -_-
Karfsma778: Graham.
SpacePotato01: @CoyoteSans I thought those were just to find annoying kids and teach them to scream.
lectrican_man: READ US GHRAhaM
Himyul: upgrade friends Dared00
Skyboss1996: Why would you do that to us?
Gallium71: Dared00 I know your pain
PhoenixMelior: lrrBUTTS
Skyboss1996: Trade Secrets
LloydWallace: Don't snitch on us Graham
Foxmar320: secrets
Alness49: Metroid Prime 4, only announced to placate Metroid fans while Nintendo announced another perfectly fine Metroid game, is delayed proving it was announced way too early. I wonder how Animal Crossing is coming along.
KartoffelKaiser: Secrets? PogChamp
Mysticman89: I take the hard stance that if someone wants to talk to me, they should just text me rather than get me to join soicla media of whatever sorts.
Zath_: So are the devs
Skyboss1996: lrrSPOOP
RayFK: They died
RayFK: Like a ghost
jakale: secrets that are theirs alone
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
lectrican_man: I wonder if this game will have a samus in it
CoyoteSans: Never want to hear about a sudden studio change this late in a game's development.
SalmirAeon: did the music audio sound weird at the end there?
Spolin: graham, i'm disappointed there was no "Thai-in" joke about PUBG
Marlonwo: ghost develop games now?
ryuhimora: Prime 4 seems like it's not actually a thing at this point
ninjaspinner: Hey Graham/Kathleen: Bit of a question. How active are you in the discord, and is it ever Okay to drop you a thank you message I don't want to be publc about?
drcanonball: lrrFRUMP ?
Dared00: There were rumors that MP4 failed because they were attempting the Ubisoft-like production where multiple studios co-develop the game
Kikazi: I believe Prime 4 is a thing, but I wish it was more of a thing
PharaohBender27: @SalmirAeon Yeah, I've noticed that happening sometimes during the "Coming Up" segment
GDwarf: ryuhimora It is, it's just being started over from the start due to some unknown issues with the project-to-date
Foxmar320: The VIP demo didn't work
Skyboss1996: Anthem's closed demo sure did happen
Karfsma778: It was a SHITSHOW
Kikazi: @Foxmar320 knows all about that...
AgentMagicMaster: VIP crashlanding more like
SAJewers: did graham try the anthem demo?
1losttheGame: it was the pre order demo, lets be real
Zath_: It was super fun
KartoffelKaiser: The Anthem demo is exactly what we should expect from EA
lectrican_man: it's weird how they didn't just call it closed
SalmirAeon: @PharaohBender27 ok good, not just me then
CoyoteSans: Well, that's a portent of good things to come, a-yup.
Foxmar320: I was in the VIP demo and didn't get to play it AT ALL
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Is NDTewsday tomorrow what I think it is?
Alness49: Thanks Paul for the vote of confidence
ryuhimora: RIP Demo, HA
drcanonball: ea ddos'ed em shelves
LordZarano: Vaguely Important People
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: G is a katesRip
GDwarf: Network technology *does* suck
devil_dan: BIP Barely Important People
Skyboss1996: Transparent servers aren't normally a problem, however Transdimensional ones are
Maddrius: Early stress tests are good.
Foxmar320: Wait you were able to connect?!?!
Skyboss1996: Graham? Destiny? Yup. Checks out
Foxmar320: How?!
Dix: Aww fuck
Dix: lol
Zath_: I'm sure AWS is working on transdimensional
Dix: new addiction AHOY
Minteria: Mass effect died for Anthem... elaFeels
Dared00: It's not a bay-ta, it's a bee-ta Kappa
Kikazi: @Foxmar320 a few managed to get rhougfh and play for a bit. a few were streaming it
Mal2mad: Yeah! The robbits aren't weird or organic-looking enough to be warframe!
Foxmar320: I tried all weekend and couldn't get into the game at all.
Alness49: This is more of a Testfire
ContingentCat: oh yeah during BNF Kathleen said Destiny should be worried, is that still the case?
Kikazi: through*
1losttheGame: i really want to try it :/
Skyboss1996: Hmm. Twitch is being a little wierd today
Foxmar320: I tried streaming it. Sat for 30 minutes on the connection screen I was so mad.
lectrican_man: zing
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NoNane09: I prefer FromSoftware's term for those: "Network Stress Tests"
Dared00: Destiny's Butt is my Destiny's Child cover band
AgentMagicMaster: Grammer Joeks
TheMoatman: Destiny's butt feels great to play?
Zath_: @1losttheGame There's an op en demo this weekend
frostfeuer: I got the 95% load glitch all weekend. Lost my progress repeatedly
korvys: @Skyboss1996 Oh, you too? Is it doing the freeze then catch up thing?
Blade_Tiger: "Destiny's butt feels great" - LRR
BillTheCat: the flying is the best thing
Gallium71: Yeh, just looking at the footage the gunplay looked, poor? Guns 'felt' like pea shooters
PharaohBender27: @Skyboss1996 Is it randomly freezing on you as well?
aesir_blade: Graham have you tried Warframe recently?
Skyboss1996: @korvys : Yup
togashinaruta: beta never has had an official definition, and every company defines it differently internally
1losttheGame: yeah, but who knows if i can play T_T work and all that @Zath_
Alness49: "If"
RayFK: But Destiny is bringing back the LAST WORD Kappa
angryoptimist: Hey, if you want satisfying butts, play Warframe. Kappa x 9000
BillTheCat: but I wish they made something with a story again :(
RayFK: How can they die?
Karfsma778: Oooh, third person
Mushbie: and one is EA...
Kikazi: @Foxmar320 yeah, I saw that. and several hours later, I saw some other streaming actually playing
Zath_: Both looter shooters, different gameplay
frostfeuer: Want to give it a shot but thinking division might be the way to go. Anthem feels like its trying to be warframe
Skyboss1996: also, lots of times when I boot twitch, I get the 4000 eror
Decaped: The same should be said of Warframe, so Bungie shouldn't really be worried.
drcanonball: warframe is still better
Kikazi: maybe it just took HOURS to get through?
PhoenixMelior: apparently the frame drops were NOT just me
GapFiller: speaking of streaming issues presumably the heavy buffering despite being on minimum video quality and no latency is on my end
Glodenox: Yeah, seems to be Twitch itself
Foxmar320: Anthem left a really bad impression on me.
lectrican_man: its not your fault. network technology just sucks
WrightJustice: oh its not just me
Beowulf_Bjornson: I found it to be much more fun than Destiny. The animations feel really good
Stoffern: RIP that one frame
Skyboss1996: It's a twitchy thing, Not a LRR thing
Gnuttor: Some video frame drops, but audio is ok.
KodeMage: I just assumed that was me, but yeah there's some buffering happening to the stream
PhoenixMelior: bye G
Zath_: Anthem feels way better than warframe to me, they have different combat systems by a lot
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun It's not really dropping frames, as holding them hostage, then releasing them all at once a few seconds later
CoyoteSans: But hey, why Destiny or Anthem... when you could The Division 2? ...yeah, no.
Jbeckfox: We gonna get that dice friends tonight? @loadingreadyrun
ContingentCat: enjoy your appointment G
GapFiller: bai G
Skyboss1996: Please do not bounce to hard G.
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye to Graham
1losttheGame: drop it!
angryoptimist: Bye G
accountmadeforants: Not sure how I feel about Destiny's gunplay being a bar to clear, though...
ninjaspinner: Peace Graham
TimbrePanic: Go tyour happointment
PhoenixMelior: remember G, eat all foods before bouncing nose
ryuhimora: Graham ASMR
Papperslappen: Graham is in my head
dredgyboi: talk about mountain goats
Karfsma778: For me it's not been frames, it's been both video and audio freezing then resuming. And sometimes the audio goes quite fuzzy
kamelion84: lol
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Kikazi: see ya G
Skyboss1996: Kathleen "Double Mics" De Vere
VelvetFalcon: Bye.
ritchards: get Beej in!
Mal2mad: Why Destiny, Division or Anthem...When I can Warframe? Or MHW?
Skyboss1996: Bye
Amentur: Byebye G
DoodlestheGreat: Seeya , Graham!
lectrican_man: two mics is a pretty good nick
Laserbeaks_Fury: Binaural
prystigia: is it ... GOOD news??
richard_ermen: Da noose?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Kathleen 2sheds Devere?
Zappeljakob: Kathleen, When Arcade Spirits is out, will you play it with Graham on Let's Kiss?
Skyboss1996: Beej! Beej you can come in now!
EvilBadman: the Xbox twitch app has been real bad for lrr streams recently. :\
PhoenixMelior: so I guess Kingdom Hearts is out tomorrow?
Mr_Dirty: now we can talk about G
hoktauri: chair-chan left in the corner unloved
Decaped: games can also succeed on really bad gameplay, see RDR.
GapFiller: admission time never really liked The Mountain Goats
RAICx: Two mics, for that binaural experience
dredgyboi: oooh cant wait
ContingentCat: yesss
ninjaspinner: I love this so much, you guys make me smile so much. Thanks for everything guys
GapFiller: just too many other bands doing what they do better
MelSlashVin: I can't wait for Dice Friends
Kikazi: woot!
jakale: the black hills, another source for mountain goats
Skyboss1996: Dice Frands
VelvetFalcon: You're basically a member of the mountain goats now!
MelSlashVin: Although I still need to finish the last one
Sarah_Serinde: I am very tired but it's going to be a good time :3
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AgentMagicMaster: more crawling though the poo pipes!
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe the Dice Friends can run into some minotaur bards at some point :P
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: those good good goat bois
EvilBadman: trade Secrets!
Sarah_Serinde: More hot elves?
HondoTrigger: Did you guys watch the Mountain Goats performance on the magic channel earlier?
Skyboss1996: so many bears
SajuukSjet: will there still be 8 episodes in total?
masta2505: Hmmm, I had a 1 second still-image with sound for multiple times now, without the dropped frames increasing in the video statistics
DKS04Saturn: Love your campaigns Kathleen <3 They are so immersive and entertained
jakale: hot elves that build sexy serwer nightclubs
KartoffelKaiser: Players can always make combat happen if they want to, the rabble rousers
DKS04Saturn: *entertaining
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Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Twitch is just being Twitchy, it is what it is
Skyboss1996: OOOOH
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SajuukSjet: wooo!
Lithobraker: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Drazoth: Ahoy chat, how goes?
Skyboss1996: ahoy hoy
1losttheGame: are people sueing about it? what??
PMAvers: Time to remove random boosters from all games.
PharaohBender27: It's a good thing the D&D campaign will be 10 episodes - I'll have to duck out early this week, and will miss next week's.
EvilBadman: @1losttheGame No, the dance lawsuits
ContingentCat: Isn't there a lot of legal questioning if blind boxes are gambling? This might be getting ahead of that
accountmadeforants: How unlike gambling can we make this while still being gambling?
CoyoteSans: The Belgians Are Angry
KartoffelKaiser: It turns out more competent democracies have determined that gambling is gambling, and that video game gambling with real money is still gambling
Spacepup: They probably don't give a poo about the players complaining, but governments are talking about regulation now.
Karfsma778: Definitely Not Gambling™
1losttheGame: oh, the dance one i get
Skyboss1996: *yet
jakale: yes, paying crime tokens is things publishers do not like
Gallium71: Late Capitalism: Let's sell gambling to children!
AgentMagicMaster: It's only a matter of time......
Glodenox: we got rid of it in Belgium, good riddance
Mr_Dirty: the plan b lootbox
RavingPenguin: Implying uwu is not menacing already
ArcOfTheConclave: e-poker is a game and gambling
Frankenfruity: What's the difference between those and Overwatch for example?
KartoffelKaiser: OwO what's this? *indites ur CEOs*
Drazoth: guess who had the !!FUN!! experience of spinning out on the highway in the middle of a snow storm
Rockario: Less "UwU" and "'ello, 'ello!"
TehAmelie: we could just install I Can't Believe it's Not Gambling on everyone's computers so they can get that dopamine hit for free
Lithobraker: Drazoth how's the adrenaline high?
HailtheRNG: personally, i'm sorta pissed that lootboxes are somehow allowed but I can't play poker online.
Skyboss1996: I still don't understand loot boxes when a store is already availible.
PharaohBender27: The biggest threat to capitalism isn't communism or socialism, it's people who push the envelope of capitalism WAY too far and make people start looking at communism and socialism as an alternative.
KartoffelKaiser: ^
1losttheGame: i would assume that it would change after you buy it as well though, and show the next one still
Gallium71: PharaohBender27 very true.
mtvcdm: That wouldn't be an x-ray lootbox then. It'd just be a lootbox.
1losttheGame: so people might just go through and buy until they see what they want still
devil_dan: That's how normal loot boxes work, Paul.
MelSlashVin: If Fortnite brings down capitalism I will be...unsurprised
SajuukSjet: look inside the bargain bin before you buy the bin
CoyoteSans: Nah, it'll be cryptocurrencies crashing.
Zanzabar_: Its a rotating item in a store
SajuukSjet: the bargain bin is cleared out every night
PharaohBender27: @MelSlashVin @CoyoteSans Why not both?
Mysticman89: It feels weird where loot boxes is mostly associated with shooty games these days instead of RPG things where loot is arguably the point
hoktauri: I'm too good for loot boxes, I only play gatcha games...
ContingentCat: that's a damn big fortune cookie
MelSlashVin: That's a big cookie
Skyboss1996: either that or big cookies
DoodlestheGreat: And a big cookie, too...
CoyoteSans: Invest in my new IPO: GatchaCoin!
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Two words - Big Cookie
ryuhimora: alternatively, that's a really thin shirt
1losttheGame: dont you mean Japanese companies?
Gekyouryuu: @hoktauri I play both, but mostly only spend on gacha. mostly fgo
Gizmoloid: Big money for a big cookie!
Mal2mad: Clearly, we need to capture The Doctor
KinoGami: maybe blind box toys are also bullshit
Mysticman89: I figure the t-shirt would be origami'd like those ketchup cups that look tiny put pull into a full thing
1losttheGame: whats the government regulation on those in Japan?
ryuhimora: you could say it was a paper thin shirt
KartoffelKaiser: Can we just go back to knowing exactly what you're going to purchase before you buy it?
hoktauri: @Gekyouryuu I sold my soul to FFBE
KartoffelKaiser: MTG packs have limited, but if you buy packs just to crack them that is 100% gambling
EvilBadman: Most digital goods can't be resold if you stick to the TOS
ryuhimora: @RavingPenguin Yes, which is why selling cards is a Gray Market
prystigia: retire champion!
Mal2mad: Also, Magic cards have a market.
aesir_blade: I'd be just fine if MTG was forced to scrap the mythic rarity
KSmallmoon: and that opening is on video!
KharadBanar: @RavingPenguin WotC has been purposefully ignoring the secondary market for 25 years to be able to make the argument that it isn't
CoyoteSans: The thing about blind box boys is their existence doesn't affect my ability to enjoy regular toys.
CoyoteSans: *toys
Skyboss1996: Win once, retire champion
ContingentCat: My rule for blind box toys is only get them if I'd be happy with any of the options
PhoenixMelior: ^
red_shoes_jeff: Ringabel is the best character, after all.
Skyboss1996: the James Turner system of competition
Mysticman89: do kinder surprise count as a blind box toy?
CoyoteSans: Loot boxes affect my ability to enjoy the regular part of the game.
Rockario: Physical stuff is actually putting you in possession of something. Buying an in-game lootbox is actually just asking permission from the dev to borrow something.
ArcOfTheConclave: drafting isn't gambling
mtvcdm: The baseball card market has pretty much crashed.
PhoenixMelior: Mysticman89 I believe so, yes
Gallium71: Ah, baseball/football cards are true random therefore tend to get a pass.
Skyboss1996: No, because chocolate
PhoenixMelior: I mean, they USED to have collections
thefileclerk: @mysticman89 toy is too crap. also, chocolate.
brainbosh: Do the old cereal box toys count as blind boxes?
Mysticman89: so do we need gamblings laws for kinder surprise?
DKS04Saturn: Didn't they use to have collectible sets on kinder eggs before?
ritchards: wah? there's a lootbox problem in video games??
KartoffelKaiser: Ok but what if you just sold chocolate? Why do you need to put random toys in it?
Mysticman89: or even like the toys in a happy meal
tenthtechpriest: what's the implication of this on my happy meal toy?!
thefileclerk: @dks04saturn mack when they were made of metal
mtvcdm: People bought a gazillion baseball cards in the 80's and 90's thinking they'd be worth something someday. They still have them, and they won't be worth anything until most of those people lose them.
Castekken: What about the machines you put in 50 cents and get a plastic bubble with a toy
Aztren: i guess they could just do it with non-tangible content?
Mal2mad: South America here: Kinder Surprice are overpriced and way too sweet.
DocHoliday9999: They’ve had some Frozen and Jurassic World Kinder Eggs here in the States
Skyboss1996: It would be much better if the suprise was a solid chocolate kinder egg
Mr_Dirty: you could just make the law about digital items
Mal2mad: *Surprise
EvilBadman: You're getting a physical item vs. digital code.
accountmadeforants: Lootboxes being so brazen is definitely pushing that definition
mtvcdm: We have Kinder Joy now in the States. Meh.
togashinaruta: you'd be surprised what has collectors markets - you can't use that as a 'it's ok if someone else will buy it from me"
CoyoteSans: And Happy Meal Toys I believe you were allowed to specifically ask the cashier if they had a specfic toy in stock and give you that.
Castekken: Loot box is just the new quarter toy dispenser
Rockario: I can stop playing MTG forever, I can get DCI banned for whatever reason, but that doesn't mean Wizards gets to come andd confiscate my cards
Minteria: <message deleted>Only lootbox I've ever bought was for mass effect 3 multiplayer with microsoft points. I learned my lesson after that.
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm That or someone spots some infamous criminal in the background, like with that one basketball car. :P
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah Blizzard does that in China. You get literal cents worth of gold, plus the loot box you actually wanted whenever you buy a loot box. Their line is that you're paying for the gold and the loot box is "free"
PharaohBender27: *card
KodeMage: Magic doesn't need random packs, it would survive without them. We have a solution, it's called Cube Draft.
Gallium71: I believe that there was a legal case in the UK with sticker albums, the 'line' being it must be true random and no variety in rarity.
lectrican_man: I think rarity based collecting is a pretty scummy gimmick be it candy or mcdonalds kids meals
thefileclerk: @mtvcdm kinder joy was origionally made for places too hot to sell the normal kinder.
GapFiller: animal cunning
Skyboss1996: the thing about compaines... they employ people to figure it out
Rekees0: how fortunate we have courts to interpret the intention of the law
ritchards: with the special Edrangel map
CoyoteSans: Unfortunately, they tend to lobe buisnesses.
Lysander_Gustav: I missed the show? Darn it.
Tiber727: I still hold that a judge would probably laugh at Blizzard if they took it to court, but no one's taken it to court yet.
PMAvers: And how much of the law is being sculpted by those corporations paying off Congresscritters.
Skyboss1996: PUBG also already looks like ARMA 2 soooooo
KharadBanar: !pubg
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CoyoteSans: Yeah, the one real saving grace is the video game industry still hasn't figured out how to rig the game through lobbying.
DKS04Saturn: Got rid of facebook about a year ago
CoyoteSans: Sadly, the tech companies have started to.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: amazon warehouses, also horrible
PMAvers: Metroid Prime: doing the Final Fantasy VII remake thing, but will still probably come out before it.
KartoffelKaiser: Don't tell people that they get to make decisions if the do not, in fact, get to make decisions.
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Lysander_Gustav: Plot railroad!
Dix: Its the Mass Effect 3 finale controversy all over
prystigia: ever felt railroaded by your GM?
Skyboss1996: CHOO CHOO
couldntpickausername: anyone who wines about sjws should just be ignored
prystigia: same innit
DKS04Saturn: I was about to buy assassin creed, then saw your new about that and decided not to buy it
Minteria: <message deleted>@Dix OhGod please don't trigger my ptsd for that
PharaohBender27: @CoyoteSans Oh yeah. Speaking of Facebook, I remember reading about how they got Senator Schumer (whose daughter works for Facebook) to essentially kill a congressional inquiry
Laserbeaks_Fury: I tell you what, if Mass Effect 4 came out and suddenly my Shepard was shoehorned into a canon relationship I'd be pissed too
KartoffelKaiser: This is all about expectation management: Ubisoft made a huge deal about player agency, so taking it away made people rightfully mad. The thing they purchased was not actually the thing they were sold.
DirtCadaver: Ever run as a GM that completely ignore the story you setup for them to play
RAICx: Thank you mods! <3
TStodden is STILL waiting for Ubisoft to send his copy of AC: Odyssey for playtesting Project Stream...
Tiber727: As someone who doesn't play AC,I still don't understand it because I thought the point was that you are viewing a fixed history. That kinda contradicts player choice.
thefileclerk: @laserbeaks_fury what if he was a shoehorn?
Skyboss1996: Bone Zone will occour
Skyboss1996: so sayeth the GM
Skyboss1996: *Angry skeleton sounds*
TimbrePanic: yesss
ArcOfTheConclave: @Tiber727 MAGIIIIC!
Membranes1: @Tiber727 its a simulation based on historical DNA data
Skyboss1996: Steggos!
Mal2mad: Yay! Free Assets!
TimbrePanic: This was really wholesome
Lysander_Gustav: That's more stegasauruses than I was expecting
prystigia: GOTY
NathanJay_GA: ouy
PhoenixMelior: Leggo my Steggo
thefileclerk: that is lovely
lectrican_man: but how do steggos even bone. I've never understood!
Alness49: A significant amount of Steggo Boning occured
ContingentCat: what could go wrong
Skyboss1996: Unfortunately, I like the Ankylosaurus more
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: Stepping on a Steggo is as painful as stepping on a LEGO
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: if you Steggo in the game, you Steggo in real life
CoyoteSans: The Assassin's Creed conceit is kinda stupid to hold onto considering the character it was designed to service is now literally a smear in a petri dish.
TehAmelie: a stegosaur pyramid scheme. . .there should be wordplay there somewhere
KartoffelKaiser: @Tiber727 Assassin's Creed has never had internal consistency.
margieargie: Jurassic World 3: Wow That's A Lot Of Stegosauruses
devil_dan: And that wasn't a good Checkpoint story?
Lysander_Gustav: Parents, talk to your kids about ethical stegasauruses
Tiber727: @Membranes1 I know it's a simulation. But what's the point of the simulation? Is it to learn about history by experiencing it?
Skyboss1996: Stegos
Gizmoloid: @lectrican_man very carefully. like hedgehogs?
GapFiller: thagomizers
TimbrePanic: That reminds me of Ooblets now
TStodden: Leggo those Preggo Streggos?
Skyboss1996: Remember, Kids. No steppo on Steggo
NathanJay_GA: "Elf Steg"
ArcOfTheConclave: Games done well?
Lysander_Gustav: I love that thagomizer turned into an actual scientific term
korvys: Yay! Rami is a cool dude.
CoyoteSans: @Tiber727 It was supposed to train a modern character to be an assassin. Then he Jesus'd, and now the bad guys stole his DNA to make video games out of.
korvys: And very tall
Amentur: Rami is such a grade A person lrrHEART
CoyoteSans: That's seriously the framing device now.
thefileclerk: oh, greaaaat.
TimbrePanic: Rami's accent is constatly evolving depending on where he is
CoyoteSans: Like, not even training simulations, it's literally in-universe UBisoft harvesting the past for video game ideas.
Decaped: @Tiber727 They use the simulation for information on super powerful artifacts still present in modern times.
angryoptimist: I kinda like Rami, and I really like Vlambeer.
Membranes1: @Tiber727 in odyssey the modern people are interested in finding the location of Atlantis which is more like an "alien" vault. so they need to explore the past world to find the clues etc
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lectrican_man: o fo sho
Gizmoloid: @CoyoteSans His DNA? I thought it was his brain that they harvested.
GapFiller: its just like visiting China
CoyoteSans: I mean, it's genetic memory, so it's not like it really matters that much.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: although, we did just establish that Networking Hardware Sucks ™
KV1NN4: weird my brother had a hell fo a time getting a visitors visa to canada
ryuhimora: @Gizmoloid Nope, it's "Genetic Memory"
KV1NN4: he had to miss the trip
GapFiller: hmmm visiting the US v visiting China
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PhoenixMelior: I think the prize pool is enough to support most competitors at the TI proper these days
lectrican_man: it was the foreign personalities iirc since that's a job thing
KharadBanar: I think Valve pays the flights and accomodation?
PhoenixMelior: (not like, a salary, but to pay them)
DirtCadaver: so long as your not going to work we are pretty chill
NeuterCommuter: Given the current exchange rate, its a great time to visit Canada.
GapFiller: kinda worrying how close visiting the one has become to visiting the other
Tiber727: Thanks for the information. It doesn't change my assessment that player agency in terms of romantic interests is completely meaningless in-story, which I guess is an argument both for and against the change.
NathanJay_GA: Dont countries have provisions for sports competitors? Are laws just not caught up to tech?
Skyboss1996: Being paid by a company in your home country in your own currency
Rockario: This is the complex explanation that you wouldd hope the event and team managers woul be able to hanle for their athletes
DirtCadaver: STAR CITIZEN for the WIN
CoyoteSans: ugh
Skyboss1996: Star Citizen : the world's most successful Pyramid Scheme
CoyoteSans: why won't this studio die already
Lysander_Gustav: Is it persistent universe like Planetside?
LordZarano: Skyboss1996, no, that would be Bitcoin
Karfsma778: Star Citizen has been in production since APPROXIMATELY 1933
ContingentCat: I can't wait to hear how angry people will enevitably be when (/if) star citizen comes out and it's not what they expected
Skyboss1996: ah yup
ArcOfTheConclave: 100 ships in a instance to kill each other.
Mal2mad: Eh, people have forgiven No Man's Sky already.
NathanJay_GA: Battle Royale inside a giant spaceship might be an interesting experiment
Gizmoloid: @ryuhimora Oh, right, the "genetic" part is kind of telling :) for some reason I remebered something about Abstergo getting his brain after he died.
togashinaruta: there's no bonus or drive to recruit others, so whatever you think of it, it's not a pyramid scheme
Lysander_Gustav: This seems like they actually made a plot excuse for battle royales
CoyoteSans: No, it's just a cult.
Lysander_Gustav: almost by accident
Gallium71: This seems like a lot of work to find your own fun?
KharadBanar: Honestly that sounds pretty rad
korvys: @togashinaruta Or maybe it's just a very flat pyramid?
Skyboss1996: yeah, they shifted from Pyrimid to cult a few years ago
DirtCadaver: its already pretty amazing and its not even "a game" yet
ContingentCat: it's not a pyramid scheme, it's just a normal scheme
Jikkarr: Bearing in mind Star Citizen already has a FPS mode in Star Marine.
accountmadeforants: As someone who backed Star Citizen from the very start and cut my losses: that sounds pretty rad!
Skyboss1996: big money. Real money
DirtCadaver: the ship is big enough to be a FPS zone
delta__vee: so like future spacefaring civilization planet-scale pubg larp
Lysander_Gustav: :D
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lectrican_man: im looking for videos of this. Apparently battle royal is a game mode in star citizen?
Skyboss1996: Now if that Emergent Gameplay could become actual game
TehAmelie: it goes all the way to the moon!
TimbrePanic: maybe in 2049
ZeniteZero: That feature backlog is miles long
ZeniteZero: Talk about scope creep
PhoenixMelior: worse than Peter Molyneux
Lysander_Gustav: Some decadent bastard pulls together a battle royale on his pleasure-barge. Kind of like the Emperor in Destiny.
DirtCadaver: the First person Game Squadron 42 should be out in 2 years
ryuhimora: Hey, a gift sub!
CoyoteSans: Star Citizen is literally the game from The Magic Circle.
togashinaruta: The game is going to release the same way gmail just stopped being beta one day
TehAmelie: because they're actually contractually obligated to come up with features to put all the money they're getting to use
ZeniteZero: @CoyoteSans omg, yes
Skyboss1996: They keep throwing us money! Uuuhhh... Add more stuff
Lyrathemighty: did you cover the Hbomber stream on a checkpoint?
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Kathleen & Paul bring you the latest video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (54m ago).
PhoenixMelior: they did
Lysander_Gustav: I think they did last week
ZeniteZero: moon2CUTE
DirtCadaver: yay, have you seen the Talent list from Squadron 42
mtvcdm: Thanks LRRBot you're a ton of help
Lyrathemighty: excellent ^_^
NathanJay_GA: woo!
Lysander_Gustav: The talent list for Squadron 42 is bonkers.
GenericEvilGenius: @Myrniss <3
togashinaruta: I don't know - that seems like exactly what they're doing - the betas have come a long way from when it was just a hanger
Myrniss: @GenericEvilGenius lrrHEART
PhoenixMelior: crapshot idea
Lysander_Gustav: Though I would prefer if Gillian Anderson was the main character instead of the generic buzz-cut guy.
ZeniteZero: Hmmmm... coffee... too bad it's almost 9pm here T_T
Skyboss1996: B&W shots of serge making one cup of coffee
PharaohBender27: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 25 (new subscribers: 5, returning subscribers: 20, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 367, new followers: 12
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ooh, i have a clip of happy-coffee-serge-face somewhere...
PharaohBender27: cheer133
solahwin_tampramain: chill point = over :(
TehAmelie: we have a very vague concept of "releasing" a game these days, except when it comes to Star Citizen where it's apparently never released enough to count. . .
Skyboss1996: Uhhh
Skyboss1996: Hmm
Skyboss1996: There, fixed.
NovaTiempo: Evening all! ... oh. subcall. Back to the VoD!
GapFiller: frozen stream is frozen
LordChrusher: cheer100
ZeniteZero: LUL
Skyboss1996: OwO!
ryuhimora: NorthOS sounds kinda cool acttually
red_shoes_jeff: I'm just now reminded, they're giving 13 Ghosts a conclusion, at long last.
ryuhimora: Hey, Kathleen said my name right!
GapFiller: LoadingReadyRun also interesting that my sub didnt turn up presumably due to subbing too early
Skyboss1996: 5:00 PST
GapFiller: how early is it too early to sub to the channel for a given stream then?
Castekken: WhAts next
sanitysbane: hello hell
sanitysbane: pful twitch people
sanitysbane: I can type
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:58 PM
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
Skyboss1996: Thanks LRR
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys
sanitysbane: where can I go to contribute nickname for ran?
GapFiller: KH3 HYPE
sanitysbane: RNA
sanitysbane: typing is a struggle
GapFiller: bai guys
Invitare: Adam has never played Kingdom Hearts and promises to ask questions about everything that's happening
lunarecliptica: thanks for streaming!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: baiiiiiiii
StephenJM81: stupid question, any word on Road Quest?
prystigia: thanks friends!
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
Rhynerd: Bye!
mtvcdm: When you eat cookie dough, you're telling the world how few busses you give.
TimbrePanic: Wholesome junk that's good for your soul and bad for your body= KH
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
rennz17: It will be just Ben let’s be honest Adam is there to watch Ben play a game
Amentur: Overly convoluted Squenix cookie dough
Earthenone: road quest is still hopeing to be out this spring as far as i know
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: ya thanks
PharaohBender27: @StephenJM81 Still in the editing mines. From the PAX, it sounded like they still need to color correct the footage
StephenJM81: ok, thanks @PharaohBender27
TehAmelie: that snark wasn't directed at Kathleen, just this pervasive and strange judgment on Star Citizen we as a society apparently have converged on
PharaohBender27: @StephenJM81 That is, if I'm remembering correctly :P
PhoenixMelior: eek, Toronto is undera big winter snowstorm
PhoenixMelior: looks like things will be better by the time I leave, but it certainly looks bleak now lol
TimbrePanic: yuup, snowed in everywhere in southern ontario
TehAmelie: where it's nominally "not released" while in practice being sold and played and constantly developed just like an old MMO
TehAmelie: and that makes the whole game a scam
PhoenixMelior: hope you guys are doing okay
Kamotetop: !nest
Kamotetop: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen leads our heroes through the means streets of Ravnica. This is Bylaw & Order Part 3.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:54 from now).
cheetoJack: who overclocked this winter? they need to turn it down again
PhoenixMelior: that's what happened to our winter
PhoenixMelior: it got spread out
cheetoJack: oh so Wednesday's temperatures are Calgary's fault?
PhoenixMelior: I'll let you know once I learn how to spell Indy
PhoenixMelior: ah, yes. Yes those are our fault.
cheetoJack: -13F/-25C low, -1F/-17 high
PhoenixMelior: Looks like that's the temperature I expected it to be the day I left
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:17.
cheetoJack: Once I get into single digits of Farenheit I know its very cold... but negative double digits is much worse
PhoenixMelior: oh, someone left the stream on
PhoenixMelior: LoadingReadyRun you're still live, if anyone's there to see this
Juliamon: Notified.
PhoenixMelior: cheers Juliamon
LoadingReadyRun: lrrSLOTH
malc: "have you tried turning"
TehAmelie: !badadvice
LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
TehAmelie: dangit
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.
GapFiller: that doesnt sound much better
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
malc: ow
malc: didn't help
TehAmelie: you're supposed to do the opposite of badadvice
margieargie: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
TehAmelie: probably not chopping your fist with the axe in this case though
margieargie: I don't know, I kind of like that one.
TehAmelie: i think it came from Dice Friends where someone observed the classic prison gag of baking contraband into bread would work badly if you tried to pass off a distinctly sword-shaped baguette
TehAmelie: the someone may even have been me :x
CulturalGeekGirl: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen leads our heroes through the means streets of Ravnica. This is Bylaw & Order Part 3.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:37 from now).