TXC2: #DoingItInTwo
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex are in for a very special episode of Let's Nope! Game: Resident Evil 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (4m from now).
Foxmar320: Lets NOPE
TXC2: the Dream Scream Team!
m0nkeyrama: This is going to be so good!
TXC2: !unhost
LRRbot: Disabled hosting.
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex are in for a very special episode of Let's Nope! Game: Resident Evil 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (3m from now).
Foxmar320: No spoilers in chat for Resident Evil 2. That would ruin the scares. :P
m0nkeyrama: The remake looks so pretty
Vanbael: car didn't start from the cold, got to work from home, and now I can watch RE 2 :D
Foxmar320: Ive streamed it a few times and RE2 remake is amazing
Foxmar320: But since ive beat it Im keeping my mouth shut.
countz3r0: Nope, nope, nope!
m0nkeyrama: samrt seabatBRAIN
Foxmar320: :P
Mangledpixel: smrt
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: all i remember is there was a bunch of huge weapons taking up two inventory slots and they sucked
Metric_Furlong: SMT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: out of the corner, so smart
Foxmar320: Yep thats back TehAmelie
m0nkeyrama: Inventory management lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: the real final boss of any RE game is inventory management
Metric_Furlong: SMT Resi is basically the same as normal Resi except the nemesis is replaced by Mara
TehAmelie: at least it never got as bad as Barry's four slot in the first one
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Foxmar320: Trying to decide what weapons to carry, how much ammo and still having room for healing and strange shaped key objects is most of the game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: chat! is it almost time for my favorite screamybois?!
m0nkeyrama: It is!
TehAmelie: only with Barry it was mostly not getting to decide but spending hours and hours running back and forth to your storage to get whatever you needed for any one room
OKB_1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex are in for a very special episode of Let's Nope! Game: Resident Evil 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (2m ago).
TXC2: title change!
Doom4114: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex are in for a very special episode of Let's Nope! Game: Resident Evil 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Make amazing things.
Vanbael: fate gave me a car that wouldn't start so I could work from home and watch these bois
Foxmar320: I hope G drops in to check this game out
OKB_1: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
OKB_1: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
OKB_1: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #663: "What game is Beej yelling at now?" —Graham [2015-09-14]
Metric_Furlong: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
TehAmelie: was it fate really? or just blistering cold?
arcaneIllumination: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
m0nkeyrama: Cad advice, or just what adam does daily?
Foxmar320: I challenge chat to be really awesome and welcoming. Take that LRRbot advice!
m0nkeyrama: bad
TXC2: I'm an adult lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
m0nkeyrama: omg can't type
OKB_1: !quote Cam
LRRbot: Quote #3539: "The bear is low on ammo." —Cameron [2016-10-14]
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TheOtherTrevor: Watch and Nope? Nope and Play? Crossover stream?
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Mister_BlueSky: There is a zombie in this game that I swear goes "yoooooooooooooooooooo!!!".
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put a pacifist route in Smash, you cowards!
TehAmelie: half the people in chat seems to be from that region in the US that gets literally all the cold in the world these days
Foxmar320: I wonder if Ben will go for hard mode on this
TXC2: !spoilers
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Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie it was Fate. the car was damaged by a time-displaced legendary figure
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Riandisa: xivCactuar
Dared00: weewoo
Foxmar320: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL benginHeart seabatBRAIN
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
arcaneIllumination: College classes were canceled for me today due to cold.
countz3r0: Let's get ready to Noooooooppppeeeeee!!!!
solahwin_tampramain: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
OKB_1: Time for another add for Grand Tour… I don't think you can even get Prime Video over here.
Gabriel_Mobius: paradHI
Metric_Furlong: prepare for Spoop
TehAmelie: nopers primed and fuel gauges reading full
TheMerricat: Greatings Chat!
frnknstn: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
Mister_BlueSky: Keep an ear out for the YOOOO zombie. Please. It's all I ask. :) seabatSEAL
NathanJay_GA: lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: Greetings as well!
OKB_1: Good evening
Earthenone: to be fair the corelation between lrr content and grand tour isa good call by the ad company
countz3r0: Did they radically change RE2, or is it just a tech/res upgrade? I haven't read about it.
seth_erickson: greetings friend
TXC2: hello TheMerricat and OKB_1 and seth_erickson welcome
Dared00: @countz3r0 from scratch. It runs on the RE7 engine.
countz3r0: oh wow
m0nkeyrama: It was fully revamped
Foxmar320: countz3r0 lets just say calling this a remake is not doing it justice.
OKB_1: @TXC2 good evening
TehAmelie: it's very modernized. like a modern Doom mod
countz3r0: Nice.
TheGeekyQuilter: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
tastethebeams: remasters need to do that more often. if DS Remastered was from scratch, it'd be sweet
Mister_BlueSky: They changed a few things around but it's mostly the same.
Foxmar320: Even if you have played the original game this is not the same game.
TehAmelie: finally we can see the picture of Jill's boyfriend. no spoilers
gawag_: no time like spoop time
TheMerricat: Wow, we get the rare Alex, Ben, AND Adam grouping? This should be fun. :-)
Robot_Bones: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheGeekyQuilter: benginRip
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Type_One___: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: Big PogChamp
countz3r0: This trio needs a nickname
TXC2: time for Dream Scream Team!
EspersJundWolf: Spoop bois best bois
HaphazardHaberdashery: STAAAAAAAARRRSS
CleverCrumbish: @tastethebeams DSR runs on the DS3 engine, they just painstakingly replicated all of the badness from the original for some reason
thecanerdian: can we get a Woop Woop for the triumphant return of Alex to Let's Nope? :D
LloydWallace: Aw yeah! Time to get spoopy lrrSPOOP
Robot_Bones: Big seabatTROG
Alahmnat: woo spoops!
malexus101: yay for spoos trio!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
sir_jack_DB: Ben, His Other Dad, and His Crazy Uncle xD
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "ok byeeeeeeeeeeee"
shurtal: i swear, if alex plays green hill zone distorted at high volume, i will be simultaneously happen, and in need of new pants
Dared00: Well this'll be exciting: Let's Nope on one screen and my unfinished cover letter on the other. I'm not sure what scares me more Kappa
TXC2: Here we GO!
control_rig: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: Yaaaay
Vanbael: YAAASSS! Finally some spoops!
OKB_1: For once a Marktplaats (Dutch e-bay) person deduced to not do a no show where I had to wait all evening. Just in time for this stream.
sir_jack_DB: woooOOOooOoo
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hieroglyphica: Almost 2 years!
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Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
Lucaan: lrrSPOOP
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah spoop times!
NazakYuzak: Hello friends! Time for spoops!
DarKovalord: The moment I have been waiting for for weeks!
Mister_BlueSky: seabatTROG WE'RE HERE! seabatTROG
easterncaveofwonders: lrrCREEPL lrrHERE lrrCREEPR
Foxmar320: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: okay hiiii
Metric_Furlong: yeah, don't spoil the 21-year-old game story, chat
Dared00: BARRY
TXC2: Hello Adam, Alex and ben
mtvcdm: WE'RE HERE!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hey, it's the all-star team
tenthtechpriest: BARRY
Wf_Geisterloeffel: hiiiii rooHi
MilkInBag: Adam Ben AND ALEX? seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
richard_ermen: Best boiz squad!
TheGeekyQuilter: Squid1 lrrSPOOP Squid4
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BARRY?
ArrestedHouse: BARRY
Lucaan: The spoopy boy trio PogChamp
Gabriel_Mobius: barrYe barrYe
m0nkeyrama: Helloooo!
iSmartMan1: We missed you, Alex!!
Foxmar320: Hey its Alex!
sopranocat: Oh, I really need a good dose of spoopy boys today. I'm in the fifth day of upper respiratory plague and I'm sooooo miserable
VoidByAnyOtherName: baiiiiiiiiiii
Drathak: The CLASSIC
easterncaveofwonders: lrrHAM lrrFINE lrrHAM lrrFINE lrrHAM
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a alex!
Amentur: A wild Alex lrrDARK
Gabriel_Mobius: Did someone say Barry
ThePerrBearr: we got all the boys today
Riandisa: Good afternoon Alex, Adam, and Ben
airgidcrann: That guy was crazy! Why'd he bite me?!
iamnolionheart: Hey it's dem boys
Gabriel_Mobius: barrAyy
Jwiley129: 'sup friendly bois! Just got out of surgery today and I'm ready for some spoops
Type_One___: cheer100 I've never been so ready to be spooked in my life
Wf_Geisterloeffel: alex, adam, ben rooLove
RadioDrifter: Hey
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG THE STICK seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Boi_Ginny: Three spoop boys? How did we get so lucky!
OKB_1: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #1016: "Your next junk is going to be huge! Really really huge!" —Alex [2015-11-03]
InkyGhoast: hey bois!
NimrodXIV: no kinkshaming
TheWooglie: Are the lights off?
Foxmar320: lol
Simonark: Softer sticks?
thecanerdian: is Adam making this a sex thing
CleverCrumbish: Alex you're not on this show anymore you silly
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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Nightvalien28: we found the loophole
VoidByAnyOtherName: andySmug
Drathak: crikAlert
Simonark: Or positive reinforcement?
countz3r0: is everyone really pink?
Lucaan: Boshy has changed Adam eogOh
tastethebeams: LETS GO
gawag_: Oh my god why have I never seen the intro until now
MilkInBag: 9 sticks because 9 is the sex number
arcaneIllumination: So, Larping?
B4rberblacksheep: Welcome to LetsNope where the horror comes from INSIDE THE ROOM
Lanthess: Adam looks creepy AF back there in the shadows
iamnolionheart: Camera seems a bit dark
TehAmelie: contrast seems to be way up
chickenace11: If Larry is short for Lawrence does that mean Barry is shortfor barence
Boi_Ginny: SSC
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MyMumsAmazonPrime: Over a year and a sub baby together. do I have to call you guys daddy now?
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InkyGhoast: Play Claire!
chickenace11: * short for
Mister_BlueSky: When I was... a young boy...
tenthtechpriest: WHEN HE WAS. A YOUNG BOY.
OKB_1: I've never played any Resident Evil games…
Taveena: Alex has additional concerns.
Sanityis0verrated: i forgot about this
Foxmar320: To many people it is Adam
Gabriel_Mobius just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Gabriel_Mobius subscribed for 19 months in a row!
Gabriel_Mobius: Almost two years! I'm so hype for you guys playing this it's so good
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TXC2: oh I was on 720p no wonnder everyone looked so good :P
control_rig: Pick Claire
shurtal: Before 4, yes
BillTheCat: a lot of people like re4
Nightvalien28: 4 is best
InkyGhoast: i think it's one of the best, but ymmv
Wf_Geisterloeffel: nemesis rooPog
Dared00: It's definitely one of the bests.
tastethebeams: RE4 is generally considered the best
arcaneIllumination: Half the reason I'm in the Larp club at my college is to hit my friends with soft sticks.
Vanbael: was too young for original RE 2, but it spooped my brother and his best friend, even in those old PS1 graphics
Foxmar320: RE3 is good
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a graham!
Simonark: Answer it in two ways? First in your normal voice and second in a sort of silly high pitched whine?
Alahmnat: hi G!
Lucaan: Hey Graham eogHey
Vanbael: ohai G
Taveena: I think RE4 and RE7 are very popular?
InkyGhoast: RE1-3 were really good
Kramburger: Graham jumps in "LIQUID SWORDS"
TXC2: Hello Graham
steelfox13: I've never played a Resident Evil.
VoidByAnyOtherName: which one's man fellating giraffe?
InkyGhoast: RE4 is very different but good, RE7 also very different but good
Vanbael: RE 4 was a masterpiece for me
TXC2: VoidByAnyOtherName 6
arcaneIllumination: @VoidByAnyOtherName 6
IbunWest: RE5 sure was a game that existed.
TheWooglie: VoidByAnyOtherName 6
Earthenone: i enjoyed 5
BtEtta: RE5 was good, but not RE4 good.
iamnolionheart: Oh now I want to see Adam play 4
shurtal: Your right hand comes off!?!
control_rig: I think that's 6
lifecharacter: Then 5 happened and a man fellated a giraffe.
Juliamon: 5 and 6 were big misses
OKB_1: RE4 is a truly milestone game for games in general.
ArrestedHouse: 4 is extremely good, but arguably put them on a direction they couldn't beat
tastethebeams: I've missed Alex on a Let's Nope
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
tastethebeams: good to have you buddy
Taveena: And then...
B4rberblacksheep: Oh no he broke
Earthenone: then a man fellated a girraffe until they rebooted it
Taveena: Man Fellating Giraffe.
MilkInBag: please put SAW 6 in my veins to feel anything
Lucaan: Alex's plan is unfolding
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Nightvalien28: you ruined our child
Foxmar320: Well to be fair. This incarnation of Resident Evil 2 is completely different from the original game.
Dared00: RE3 remake has already been heavily teased by Capcom, so that's nice
kumatsu: soup /LRR/
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Earthenone: pride51 gl hf
TehAmelie: i might argue but i just started drawing a pure horror comic. . .
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BillTheCat: almost 4 years :O
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atlas624: RE7 is probably the best horror version of RE, RE4 is the best action. RE 2 is probably the best middle ground of them all
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Sanityis0verrated: oh hai bill
Foxmar320: I love that name
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Inari_Kitsune: hi!! Yay Alex!
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Type_One___: hahaha that's a good one
BillTheCat: o hai Sanityis0verrated
TXC2: Daddy is so 2018 Kappa
Simonark: They could make it a crossover by pretending the game isn't good while you have a lot of fun?
countz3r0: Bill The Cat ftw
Simonark: David Warner! It had David Warner!
ThePerrBearr: "Get out me Amason Prime"
Alahmnat: LMM is an international treasure
Lucaan just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Lucaan subscribed for 14 months in a row!
Lucaan: Three spoopy boys PogChamp
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steelfox13: "Have" to... no. Want to...
matthew_dauber: hoi
MilkInBag: I stole my dad's credit card to buy this sub OpieOP
Phillammon just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Phillammon subscribed for 22 months in a row!
Phillammon: I never saw RE2 the first time around, I look forward to learning how great it is!
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GenericHerooo: Hi! KoniCha
GenericHerooo: Osh
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!
Inari_Kitsune: lol
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends! how goes the EVIL
frnknstn: Is this game based on that Milla Jovovich movie?
Foxmar320: This is not the same game at all
solahwin_tampramain: adam is super dark, but that might be ok
TehAmelie: i remember RE2 was the last one i enjoyed. Then i played Code Veronica X and it was just a chore
mikialice: Ah yeah - it’s the 3 spoops bois! <3
TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
hippitybobbity: @frnknstn lololo
m0nkeyrama: This update is real good
TXC2: remember chat
Manshadow3: kmaHypers the crew is back together kmaHypers
Phothrism: oh hey it's Alex, my favorite Lrrer
TXC2: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
Gizmoloid: Saw this pic recently and read it in Ben's voice: https://i.imgur.com/YehLojm.jpg
dheaton38: watching this while marking student mock exams. not sure which is more terrifying
control_rig: Claire
pterodactyl_noises: So excited spoopy streams with some excellent spoopy bois
DKS04Saturn: Claire
control_rig: Yaaay
ThePerrBearr: turns out what i thought was RE:3, was actually RE:2
Metric_Furlong: frnknstn https://i.imgur.com/svXjbWm.gifv
weff47: hello!
Akaiatana: We need to get Neej in hear and call you ABBA
Vanbael: NO!
Kramburger: DO IT
InkyGhoast: NO BEN
Ferisar: do it
ArrestedHouse: Leon is a very good boi, but Claire
Psychic_Ketchup: Proud mode or riot Kappa
MilkInBag: NOPE
Dabrainbox: NO
m0nkeyrama: Nooo ben
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: DO EET
Nightvalien28: NO BEN
Juliamon: N O P E
Kramburger: YOU WON'T
DKS04Saturn: NO
Foxmar320: Ben do you hate yourself that much?
Master_Gunner: Cam would want you
control_rig: [X]
ArcOfTheConclave: doesn't clare have a gun?
Dabrainbox: Let's NOPE
BillTheCat: Claire has a rad motorcycle outfit but it costs $3 :(
Alahmnat: beeeeeeennnnn noooooo
MilkInBag: nostalgia makes you THINK it was good
Ferisar: it's so good
sopranocat: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no
TehAmelie: the first two RE movies are great and have aged better than the games don't @ me
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit.
LRRbot: New quote #5780: "I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit." —Adam [2019-01-30]
atlas624: Isn't the ideal path Claire, then Leon, then Claire then Leon
wujo444: chicken
Foxmar320: Wow
HauntingOfTheWicked: Extra spoop
KV1NN4: I'm sad Leon is no longer Hungover on hsi first day of work
arcaneIllumination: If you choose Hardcore in this case I think you relinquish piloting privileges.
GenericHerooo: KonCha
ReydienOnline: on hard mode
ArrestedHouse: ItsBoshyTime
MilkInBag: hamburger
Kramburger: He beat TWO BOSSES yesterday
Jwiley129: Adam "THIS GAME IS EASY" Savidan
ReydienOnline: he's playing Boshy..On Hard Mode
Nightvalien28: oooooooooooh seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
kumatsu: Adam is the dark CEO in the background
Dabrainbox: Sammich!
lifecharacter: The Boshy's too scared of the zombies.
m0nkeyrama: Almost the Saviboshy seabatTROG seabatTROG
Rockario: And doing a dang good job of it
Foxmar320: lol
SpanielDayLewis: lul you died
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: SAMMICH
matthew_dauber: ugh
tenthtechpriest: and he is in fact playing i want to be the booshy on the easiest dificulty
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It's so squishy
matthew_dauber: no
RavingPenguin: Savidoshy!
Lucaan: "Boshy is for casuals" - Ben probably
Nightvalien28: ooh god no
InkyGhoast: hi res muffin
pterodactyl_noises: (Adam's doing a great job of being a boshi)
TehAmelie: it's RE7 quality!
blast__femur: I can't believe you no scoped that Mcmuffin
CleverCrumbish: Is this the fabled "Jill Sandwich"?
HauntingOfTheWicked: Alex looks a lot like my cousin today
Papperslappen: Adam is liike 3/4 Boshy
ThePerrBearr: BURG
Sanityis0verrated: seabatTROG seabatTROG
NathanJay_GA: thats a big sandwich
GDwarf: That's quite the beard rendering
airgidcrann: That guy was crazy! Why'd he bite me!?
GlennSeto: @loadingreadyrun A good RE2 audio setting for streaming is limiting the dynamic range.
countz3r0: it's larger than his head
Admiralmatt just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Admiralmatt subscribed for 32 months in a row!
Admiralmatt: I got to experience this game for the first time with no spoilers. it was great
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Robot_Bones: Sammich seabatTROG
Foxmar320: The rain is so good in this
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gawag_: can has residental evil cheezburger?
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MilkInBag: LUL
Metric_Furlong: countz3r0 well, the game is set in America...
countz3r0: hah
Mister_BlueSky: He said to no one...
blast__femur: Women, amirite?????
TXC2: !clips
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ThePerrBearr: HAHA, women are the joke,
Foxmar320: Dude has nose hair
Papperslappen: BWEHEHEHE
Foxmar320: Wow
accountmadeforants: seabatTROG joeks
OKB_1: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
TehAmelie: his beard is way too well maintained
dredgyboi: d...did he murder his wife?
atlas624: The RE7 engine is a goddamn masterpiece and I have no idea how they managed to get it look this good
MilkInBag: don't radio and drive
HauntingOfTheWicked: IS this a remaster of the second resident evil game or this a sequal to the resi the came out last year?
Simonark: Yes, let's assume he murdered his wife.
Foxmar320: Splat!
TehAmelie: is the game really loud?
ThePerrBearr: maybe pay attention if you're hauling a tanker
blast__femur: that woman is now mist
iamnolionheart: Splat
Phothrism: Yeah NOW she looks like a corpse
matthew_dauber: yikes
TXC2: HauntingOfTheWicked remaster
countz3r0: No he dropped the sandwich!!!
OKB_1: Oh no, not his wive!
mikialice: Bet she has a headache now
lifecharacter: The strongest zombie in the game right there.
tastethebeams: well if she wasnt dead before...
ArrestedHouse: @HauntingOfTheWicked remake of the second game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh my god, is she okay?!
fiftymcnasty: That woman would have exploded, not stick to the front
weff47: that wasn't a zombie, he actually just killed a person
dreamyxcupcakes: this looks incredible
Rockario: Don't look at the radio when you fiddle with it. If you drive that much you should have figured out how to fiddle be feel alone
mtvcdm: Accidentally best zombie strat
frnknstn: thank you ABS braking!
Sanityis0verrated: damn it Adam get out of my head
croisvoix1: Oh no did watch and play get preempted?
InkyGhoast: T-3 to munch
atlas624: Well if she wasn't a zombie before....
Rockario: *by feel
m0nkeyrama: This game is very pretty
Foxmar320: I really feel for the truck driver
tastethebeams: ya gona die
VoidByAnyOtherName: looks like he's got himself a new wife piboRIP
matthew_dauber: its gonna make it even worse that it looks good
ThePerrBearr: it's cool, she's fine
NathanJay_GA: @Rockario Difficulty: Modern cars with touchscreens
Phothrism: F
countz3r0: drive
shurtal: is everyone ready for the ULTIMATE BIO-WEAPON!?
B4rberblacksheep: She's behind you!
m0nkeyrama: Awwwww benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Kramburger: Talk shit, get bit
InkyGhoast: TEETH?
TehAmelie: they didn't modernize it to the age of cellphones eh
ANeMzero: TEETH?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: TEETH?
TXC2: you're a trucker, you're gonna move to a different state and be fine
iamnolionheart: File under "jackets I'd like to own"
MilkInBag: what a boss riding a bike under rain
thecanerdian: @shurtal it takes more than one bullet!
ThePerrBearr: so glad they got rid of the shorts
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ArcOfTheConclave: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR ?
Vanbael: those gas prices!
hey_kelvin: my god those gas prices
Foxmar320: Look at those gas prices!
Robot_Bones: TEETH
SolarBlitz1: She is going to be freezing in that rain and outfit.
Penthesilea180: How is she still a body and not giblets?
InkyGhoast: haha irony
Rockario: @NathanJay_GA I know, and it's affects my ability to drive safely. It sucks
SajuukSjet: oh my god, that must be FREEZING 0.o
Mister_BlueSky: It's set in 1998 so it checks out.
shurtal: @thecanerdian We're gonna need a weapon that's very powerful, especially against living things
Alahmnat: payphones, it really is the 90s
Foxmar320: I would leave now
Tiber727: Wouldn't you zip up your jacket in the rain?
lifecharacter: America son.
countz3r0: she looks really young
disebot: Howdy y'all
Juliamon: Zip up your dang jacket, it's raining
WMDogma: Soooo how does she not notice the cop car here
InkyGhoast: oooh nice
disebot: Setting up to get spooked?
TehAmelie: she's a copper, right
pterodactyl_noises: yoo that switch from cutscene to gameplay!
CleverCrumbish: @shurtal The Good Place cactus scene except he asks for the ultimate secret weapon and the cactus is an uncontrollable punch monster
B4rberblacksheep: Sorry she ignored the POOL OF BLOOD
iamnolionheart: 5 bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves
TehAmelie: a copper with a chopper
fiftymcnasty: Did she not notice this before making a call?
countz3r0: After The Miz retires, he bought an Oil company
ArrestedHouse: RE Engine PogChamp
Foxmar320: Check off "no reason to not leave"
InkyGhoast: god this game is pretty and thank god tank controls are dead
EJGRgunner: Moist? Are you trying to gross out chat?
blast__femur: yeah if you have a gun for your job then it's just out there
MilkInBag: is this Heavy Rain? OpieOP SHAUN
Lithobraker: Is this the one with the "claire sandwich" line?
countz3r0: AWESOME OIL
Juliamon: mmm Herb Ice Cream
DoodlestheGreat: Mizoil, because Mroil was taken....
Inari_Kitsune: oh my
Dabrainbox: @Foxmar320 tbf she doesn't have a reason TO leave just yet
Type_One___: "I Came To Play!!"
Phothrism: wow
Kramburger: You biys seen the new championship belt yet?
m0nkeyrama: BabyRage BabyRage
NathanJay_GA: Herb ice cream? so, basil-flavoured?
frnknstn: What was that wierd box she was talking in?
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swashbuckler_jim: Its Boshy time.... wait no. Its zombie time?
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atlas624: Wait, Raccoon was an open carry state? Why didn't everyone just shoot the zombies? /sarcasm, to be clear
ThePerrBearr: the cigarette prices
TXC2: Lithobraker 1) jill sandwhich 2) no
thecanerdian: I've never played this one. Is our protag here law enforcement or is this just an open-carry state?
fiftymcnasty: damn, the gas
accountmadeforants: It's not even sound, it's just smells!
sopranocat: She looks awesome. I mean, she has jeans and a leather jacket and a real shirt and flat boots and even wore a helmet to ride her motorcycle! I love her already!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: damn! the gas!
Dared00: Pictured: Alex remembers why he stopped streaming Kappa
BtEtta: Perfectly normal blood stains.
InkyGhoast: aww the red food coloring spilled
LoadingReadyRun: Playing this scene with the binaural 3D headphone audio was A LOT
TehAmelie: it's just ketchup
VoidByAnyOtherName: that's a lotta jam
Foxmar320: Dabrainbox blood all over the ground and strange noises. Nope im out!
Mister_BlueSky: What? Next you'll want a dodge roll!
richard_ermen: Gas? Is this Cthuhu?
Manshadow3: I mean I open carry pretty often...but I also do armed security so no one looks twice cause of my uniform
ArcOfTheConclave: that is definatly not blood
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atlas624: @LoadingReadyRun That sounds like an amazing experience and also a really bad idea
blast__femur: You *just* got camera control! and now you want crouching? what next?!
countz3r0: slim jims!
TehAmelie: THAT's why they call them coffin nails
Boi_Ginny: I wish gas stations were this well stocked Jesus
I_Am_Clockwork: 500 bucks for a cigarete
Gizmoloid: @Lithobraker Jill Sandwich was in the first game, this is the sequel remake.
B4rberblacksheep: @LoadingReadyRun Wow how you stream and chat at once,
Sanityis0verrated: I'm so hungry right now
GenericHerooo: @lithobraker Nope. It's in the first one.
Foxmar320: oh he having a bad time
Invitare: also tryue in the UK
mtvcdm: lrrFINE
Tiber727: Why is your quest objective not, "find a phone and call the cops."
mikialice: Yep same in the UK
HailtheRNG: he is not okay
Phothrism: yeh he ok
B4rberblacksheep: omnomnomnom
InkyGhoast: that man? fucked
MilkInBag: if a dude was bleeding from the neck, I'd call 911
Sanityis0verrated: I also need to not laugh out loud at the office
Foxmar320: This is not in the original game
TXC2: here in the UK, Tabacoo is always behind the counter
SpacePotato01: has she called 911 yet?
Astra7525: If you ever come to Europe, be prepared for pictures of cancerous lungs on cigarette packaging
HailtheRNG: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: jeez, you can feel the texture on her jacket
richard_ermen: Alex RE coping strategy? Being GlamRock.
VoidByAnyOtherName: yah this feels like proper horror
InkyGhoast: well in old RE2 we's still be going through intro
Contiguouskittycat: So is this the demo, or is the full game out?
TehAmelie: feel it in your eyes
Pariah164: Three good boys playing a lrrSPOOP
EJGRgunner: The zombies! They're alcoholics!
lifecharacter: Remake made lots of changes and improvements, including adding scenes.
InkyGhoast: like the cutscene
m0nkeyrama: Full game @Contiguouskittycat
ArrestedHouse: @Contiguouskittycat full game
steelfox13: Jumpscare!
atlas624: @Contiguouskittycat Full game is out, demo is just in the police station IIRC
Foxmar320: oh that man ded
EJGRgunner: You got that man killed
TacitusVigil: Adam looks so menacing in the shadows in the back like that.
lifecharacter: Tasty neck meat.
m0nkeyrama: oh myyyy
Foxmar320: oh he super ded
Alness49: Meat's back on the menu boys!
Pazy160: I keep thinking that zombie does a hammerlock on the cop.
m0nkeyrama: WutFace WutFace
ANeMzero: teeth
HailtheRNG: oh. okay
Dared00: Oh yeah, Content Warnings.
SolarBlitz1: RE2 on one screen, KH on the other. I feel perfectly balanced.
Juliamon: Jerky Time
Dabrainbox: omnomnom
dredgyboi: the neck is where the good meat is
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countz3r0: chunky
OKB_1: This strange every time I pass through Switzerland 🇨🇭 there are sigarate ads everywhere.
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a big chonk o meat
B4rberblacksheep: uwu feed me
mtvcdm: Making giblets one by one.
Foxmar320: oh no
chickenace11: Fatality
Lazarus_18: Claire, It's not a dog
tastethebeams: BEN
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Alness49: Work the groin!
sparrowsdinner: i know nothing of resident evil, is it zombies?
AlienNanobots: uwu neck jerky ^^
m0nkeyrama: hehehehe
InkyGhoast: the meat effect wow
lemmel: um
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEN OMG
auxv: but why
mikialice: Nice crotch shot
NimrodXIV: :D
Sanityis0verrated: really didn't have him
VoidByAnyOtherName: bardOWO
control_rig: Ben
hey_kelvin: sir drop the neck meat
Penthesilea180: Just wait here, I won't call 911. Enjoy bleeding out.
BtEtta: katesSir
InkyGhoast: stomp?
fragilepaper: I was not ready for this
atlas624: <zombie groan> U...ww....u
MilkInBag: it's still alive I'm sure
TXC2: get great deals at menards Kappa
kingoftuesdaynight: That made me sick
richard_ermen: This is an EX-nard!
solahwin_tampramain: game katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles
Alness49: Going for the Juwugular
Gizmoloid: Shoot off his legs!
Tiber727: Shoot him in the other head!
MilkInBag: T D: S
B4rberblacksheep: tos
blast__femur: key in the sex corner!
HailtheRNG: oh no
InkyGhoast: oh. oh good.
tastethebeams: all the cool kids use revolvers
TehAmelie: that was his tongue right. should have wibbled it around some for funsies
Mister_BlueSky: Pizza time!
Type_One___: That's my favorite movie of all time!!
InkyGhoast: they brought that back. good times.
Alness49: Pizza Cake!
m0nkeyrama: Pizza Pie :o
Psychic_Ketchup: Pizza cake!
Sanityis0verrated: so hungry
IbunWest: "I shot him in the dick, how can he be alive!?"
fragilepaper: Pizza Cake
thecanerdian: I really like our protag already
TehAmelie: three shots in the head, or the balls. it's all the same
ANeMzero: "How can you still be alive?" You only shot him in the dick that isn't exactly a fatal wound
tastethebeams: Body Physics PogChamp
MilkInBag: she's super chill about shooting a man 3 times in the head
mtvcdm: We shot him in the head and his leg fell off.
Sanityis0verrated: stay the fuck down bro
InkyGhoast: oh wow
TXC2: takes 3 headshots, leg falls off
aesir_blade: Has there been any option to turn on subtitles?
ThePerrBearr: i wonder how the bullet management is going to be
richard_ermen: A key? is this a unity game?
B4rberblacksheep: Ok this music is setting me right on edge
matthew_dauber: those are some noises
countz3r0: Can you get a cherry squishy?
KinoGami: i'm having deja vu
Metric_Furlong: ANeMzero you say that, but have you ever taken multiple bullets to the dink?
Stoffern: skrt!
Foxmar320: Time to FLEE!
disebot: Leg it leg it leg it
TXC2: Ziged when we should have zaged
TehAmelie: in the original game you could kill almost anything with a headshot, right? only you couldn't aim directly
Psychic_Ketchup: This is just an average day in retail though.
InkyGhoast: Yes this interaction!
InkyGhoast: cutscnee bullets are magic
fiftymcnasty: Thats racial profiling
sopranocat: @LoadingReadyRun It helps scare me that she's in actual real clothes and not hot pants and a tank top.
CataclysmicReverb: He's a member of STAAAHS
Phothrism: cutscene bullets too strong
Foxmar320: Yeah those are magic bullets we never get
MilkInBag: because he's a dude bro
weff47: because video games
Nightvalien28: young baby leon
lifecharacter: He's a starry eyed rookie.
blast__femur: Leon is a cuty
Earthenone: he fires plot armor piercing rounds
InkyGhoast: Where'd you come from
blast__femur: cutie
thecanerdian: is Leon a professional?
SerraBruja: I love that all my favorite channels are playing RE2 right now. Although that does mean I've seen the beginning from both Claire & Leon like 5 times. xD
TXC2: huh, I thought Leon started in 4
countz3r0: blow up the station
matthew_dauber: so this is just straight up zombies?
ThePerrBearr: a whole city of bois
richard_ermen: @CataclysmicReverb Ahhhhaaaa...the old Tyrant intonation...xD
dreamyxcupcakes: this is a very different intro right?
brainbosh: The new designs for Claire and Leon are very "cute"
Sanityis0verrated: clearly he upgraded his gun
InkyGhoast: the jukes!
electroswagnetism: he's significantly less dreamy than his other appearances imo
Gizmoloid: Typical apocalypse prepper: see one zombie and immediately start looting.
CataclysmicReverb: Which one is the Unity Zombie
accountmadeforants: We came back from the dead to complain about these gas priceeeesssss
Mangledpixel: he looks a little like Brendon Fraiser
Amentur: Darkness? Is this a KH tie in :O
Type_One___: Claire's character model looks familiar, is she designed off anyone?
Foxmar320: Its got cop
steelfox13: Leon looks like 90s era Decaprio
Alness49: "We're on a mission for god"
Vanbael: cop engine too
matthew_dauber: oh wait this is literally fucking res evil 2 i didnt realize lol
countz3r0: BLues Brothers FTW
shurtal: need to fix the cigarette lighter
HauntingOfTheWicked: @steelfox13 I thought the same thing
SajuukSjet: Blues Brothers Ref...++
chickenace11: now kiss
B4rberblacksheep: No one ever looks cool switching gears in an automatic
beregolas: I understood that reference :D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "We're on a mission from Gad"
TehAmelie: if you need help remember it, just think about my red jacket
Type_One___: leon looks like a broke ass 2000's Leonardo DiCaprio
Mister_BlueSky: Claire Redfield... Red jacket too. seabatBRAIN
InkyGhoast: Leon Kennedy and the worst first day on the job ever
atlas624: Its 200 miles to Raccoon City, its the middle of the night, and we're both surrounded by zombies Hit it
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shurtal: it's Montreal!
ArrestedHouse: those umbrella folk can't be bad
Foxmar320: Yeah that would be very bad
pterodactyl_noises: there could be raccoons there...
blast__femur: that was a cool shot actually
GDwarf: It's a good thing it's the home of Umbrella, it's raining pretty hard
ANeMzero: Type_One___ So you're saying he looks like Leon :P
Buttayobred: Hello all :)
CleverCrumbish: Wait, is Raccoon City an Umbrella company town?
Karfsma778: That sounds like the premise of a bad game
thecanerdian: oh maaan this intro feels very John Carpenter and I am into it
ArcOfTheConclave: AIM-brella
CamelAttack: Depending on close to Nsburg you are Raccoon city is a dangerous name.
kingoftuesdaynight: Fun fact, this version of raccoon city is based on montreal!
atlas624: Honestly I think nuking Racoon only increased the property value
MalBeam: trash panda city?
Nightvalien28: with a name that stupid nothing bad can happen
theghostwiththemost: lets nuke a city
Inari_Kitsune: ah my vertigo!
TXC2: hello Buttayobred welcome
hanrat: Ahhh, umbrella corporation.
MilkInBag: adam in the shadows, waiting to spoop ben
SerraBruja: The intro is pretty
Invitare: Racoon is a stupid name for a city
blast__femur: yeah I've never played a resident evil but this game looks totally sweet
Pariah164: This intro tho
m0nkeyrama: Is this still going to be a biweekly thing?
InkyGhoast: Hi Hunk!
I_Am_Clockwork: It looks like they are taking a lot of the lessons they learned from RE7 and applying them gere
electroswagnetism: Adam sitting omninously in the background is a nice touch
BlueMechanic: How many raccoons does this city have exactly?
EJGRgunner: Uninformed head-cannon: The Umbrella Corporation's evil mastermind is Tom Nook. That's why it's in Raccoon City.
pterodactyl_noises: this is a stunning looking game
sopranocat: Claire's so awesome already because she's dressed like a real person. But it makes it scarier because the way female characters are usually dressed immediately pulls me out of any immersion and makes me laugh
TXC2: so how smilier is this to the movie? Kappa
TehAmelie: evil megacorps, so nostalgic
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Nostalgia fun vs fun-fun
lighting_bolt_123: !uptime
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tenthtechpriest: keep dreaming ben
MilkInBag: death stranding, is it a game? 🤔
Foxmar320: Its A game
TacitusVigil: It's a dating sim.
Nightvalien28: its a kojima game, it counts as horror
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: it could even be a boat!
theghostwiththemost: CRACKDOWN 3 HYPE
CamelAttack: Buildings are racoons, people are racoons in trench coats, the busses are large ridable racoons.
InkyGhoast: it's clearly a dating sim
RatekStormcrow: It's a puzzler
SolarBlitz1: It could be a Visual novel
B4rberblacksheep: It looks like it's gonna be creepy as shit at least
Akaiatana: I think we have an Understranding
cheetoJack: Frog Fractions 3
RatekStormcrow: Written in Flash
solahwin_tampramain: MINECRAFT CLONE
Mr_Horrible: It's a Kojima Game
fiftymcnasty: I think death stranding is just an art project
tenthtechpriest: also that man has a stand power
hanrat: could be a horror dating sim...
Metric_Furlong: it's a cooking game
ANeMzero: Subnautica Below Zero hit early access today and that could be horror
Pariah164: I want this kind of direction/graphics in a Parasite Eve remake
Mr_Horrible: a genre all its own
Tiber727: It's a sequel to the Langoliers?
Pariah164: Sony pls
SerraBruja: ugh no parking. typical city streets.
accountmadeforants: It's a first-person unreal-time strategy
MilkInBag: Days Gone?
atlas624: Death Stranding is what actually happens if you try to plot a game while high
Dared00: Days Gone
kumatsu: I don't know WHAT Death Stranding is going to be, but I'm probably gonna get it
TehAmelie: is it a visual novel?
timiam: Call of Duty?
disebot: Kojima's Twitter feed is a Mads Mikkelsen dating sim
Fr0Dough: It’s all my wife’s favorites! So have that I guess
Pazy160: Claire used to ride a motorbike with open thighs. Not realistic but definitely hardcore.
Alness49: When's Layers of Fear 2 due?
mtvcdm: Attention all citizens: you may be dealing with zombies, but at least it's not wind chill.
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atlas624: Days Gone, looks...OK?
TheMerricat: Left 4 Day 3. Hahahah, I wish... *sob*
theghostwiththemost: wife sims?
s0lesurviv0r: does Mortal Kombat 11 count as a horror game?
Drasvin: It could even be a boat!
TehAmelie: they did name the "survival horror" genre after these games but maybe the world has moved on
TXC2: s0lesurviv0r not really no
WMDogma: Well this can't be good.
Foxmar320: Now who left this roadblock here
BillTheCat: L4D 3 or KF3?
hanrat: this looks gorgeous...
Dabrainbox: omnomnom
Pariah164: ruh roh
Our_oBoros: Waitaminute, what was the most common animal in Nsburg again? Coincidence?
Psychic_Ketchup: I wanna munch!
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atlas624: @TheMerricat We all know Valve explodes at the very mention of a third anything. Its like the cross for them
GlennSeto: I hope Death Stranding is a stealth Puzzle Bobble revival.
airgidcrann: That guy was crazy! Why'd he bite me!?
Foxmar320: oh hi truck driver
InkyGhoast: there it is!
ThePerrBearr: oh yeah, this scene
Alness49: Who's this thirsty fellow!
Valhallan597: monkaS
mtvcdm: He's okay for now
TXC2: it;s Optimus Prime! Kappa
ArrestedHouse: "okay"
theghostwiththemost: Left 4 dead 3, half life 3, and portal 3 hype
salt523: Raccoon may be a stupid name for a city, but consider other then names in Pennsylvania. Intercourse, Mars, Big Beaver, Blue Knob, etc.
Valhallan597: Zappa
DiabeticMaddness: is this the sonic truck level??
TehAmelie: narrator voice: he was not okay
shea_wolfe: Check this sweet crown vic airbag
ANeMzero: As Vancouverite, that was a deep cut. I am ded.
EvilBadman: Are our boys underlit on purpose. i missed the beginning.
theghostwiththemost: he died
Foxmar320: Everyone died
WMDogma: And credits roll
arcaneIllumination: Now he's dead.
Foxmar320: Short game
baronvonbirman: what? no boom?
weff47: YOU DIED
electroswagnetism: I miss linear games
kumatsu: Video Games PogChamp
SerraBruja: yeah, he's okay for now. that burger habit would have gotten him eventually, better to go out in a blaze of glory against zombolds
baronvonbirman: There it is!
blast__femur: THE VALUE
matthew_dauber: PLOT MOTHERBUSSER
Foxmar320: DED
ArcOfTheConclave: #railroading
m0nkeyrama: Let's nope has spoopy lights @EvilBadman
BtEtta: Pay no attention to the exploding truck behind the curtain.
MilkInBag: KAPOW
InkyGhoast: OOF
SolarBlitz1: SHE DED
Mr_Horrible: value!
ReydienOnline: oh no, we're trapped by this hip-height barricade on the side of the road?
Alahmnat: ow
lifecharacter: Claire's a tank.
ArrestedHouse: and now you learn how to heal, i guess
atlas624: Oooh shit that's a broken rib or three
fiftymcnasty: Lacerated Kidney be damned
TXC2: yeap we didn't need a working spleen
IbunWest: No-selling like Roman Reigns.
Nigouki: it's only a bit of spinal bruising
hanrat: I think that was at least one shattered pelvis
SpacePotato01: the car was probably styrofoam
Inari_Kitsune: Not ok
accountmadeforants: So we're playing a deaf protagonist?
Vanbael: just eat a herb she'll be fine
ThePerrBearr: BRONCO
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: NO U R NOT
theghostwiththemost: no im dead
dreamyxcupcakes: can we still just talk about how beautiful this game looks
Earthenone: claire, you need to sell more
Despoiler98: that tanker should have been a MUCH larger explosion
TehAmelie: the photorealist graphics sort of undercut the clearly not realistic action
Penthesilea180: And then all her internal organs liquified
m0nkeyrama: Time to boogie
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Foxmar320: Claire OUT!
hanrat: Gotta go fast...
TacitusVigil: Must go faster must go faster
TacitusVigil: go go go go
disebot: Leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it leg it
baronvonbirman: EXPOSE HIM!
madmanoreo: can't stop won't stop
Laserbeaks_Fury: is the secret zombie still in the game?
Psychic_Ketchup: Can't stop here
SolarBlitz1: She's clearly a robot, riding a motorbike in the rain in just an open jacket and jeans, then gets up from an explosion
TXC2: fun story, gasoline doesn't explode
MalBeam: i see that claire went to the lara croft school of taking obscene amounts of damage
electroswagnetism: Redfields are made of sterner stuff than that; her brother punches boulders for a living
NathanJay_GA: Hey! That's Ian's car now! Kappa
Drasvin: She didn't need that pelvis, right?
YiayiasBoy: Why is adam so dark
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Mr_Horrible: Raccoon City: still friendlier than Seattle Kappa
atlas624: Follow light sources, classic video game signposting
starchild_: would you guys play the last of us 2 when that comes out? or is taht not horror enough
EJGRgunner: It's the end of the world as she knows it. And I feel fine
electroswagnetism: concurrently
madmanoreo: a month or so
Foxmar320: Yeah a few months
InkyGhoast: i thought it was 3 months
brainbosh: Less than a month
TehAmelie: a gas tank could probably explode under ideal conditions
countz3r0: 17 minutes
Valhallan597: 2 weeks I think
lifecharacter: This is actually a prequel.
hanrat: 28 minutes later?
SerraBruja: atta girl claire
theghostwiththemost: 1 sec after the first game
Alness49: ARM BAR!
TXC2: The BAR!
Gabriel_Mobius: It's a different outbreak in the city iirc
lifecharacter: Raccoon City is just always like this.
countz3r0: WE are the BARRR
brainbosh: The manor outbreak and city outbreak were technically separate.
CataclysmicReverb: YARRR
EvilBadman: right after Milla J wakes up with no clothes and walks out
1losttheGame: I thought it was same night?
s0lesurviv0r: long enough for Jill to change into a casual outfit
lighting_bolt_123: set the bar
ANeMzero: Leon's first day was supposed to be a couple weeks earlier but they told him to stay away from the city due to.. "problems"
Nightvalien28: GET OUT
Mister_BlueSky: About 2 months after RE1.
solahwin_tampramain: cuz she snaps
WMDogma: Yeah, when does Milla Jovovich's character show up?
TXC2: ^
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: adam pls
Mr_Horrible: ADAM
fiftymcnasty: I remember playing this on N64
Foxmar320: Magic gun
blast__femur: Adam if you're a zombo you have to tell us
dreamyxcupcakes: cuz you wanna break off a piece
SerraBruja: she's part rogue
blast__femur: otherwise it's entrapment
TehAmelie: Alice is OP
countz3r0: quick find a machine gun
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CataclysmicReverb: An... Eclair?
atlas624: @WMDogma @TXC2 I will slap both of you with a Licker. Not its tongue, the whole Licker
electroswagnetism: Just looked it up, RE1 is in July and then RE2 is in September of the same year
SolarBlitz1: Red ontop and Blue on bottom she's a Drumsticks Squashies.
Rockario: Red Jacket, and often gets snapped into pieces by hungry people?
InkyGhoast: We have to go find Will Smith!
Foxmar320: Im glad everyone in this world knows how to use this laptop
EJGRgunner: R! P! D! R! P! D! Moonsault!
theghostwiththemost: i hate this system, that's how died
GlennSeto: I was never clear if this was the T-Virus spreading from the mansion or the G-Virus from the sewers.
Our_oBoros: I'd name a pet crow definitely Bar.
WMDogma: @atlas624 That's fair
Valhallan597: Windows 98 PogChamp
TXC2: atlas624 what she's a good actress Kappa
madmanoreo: So I wonder if the zombie corpse of brad the douchy helicopter pilot from the original game shows up if you do something like in the original RE2
countz3r0: terrible offense
Alahmnat: that's just poor opsec leaving the computer unlocked
Inari_Kitsune: he's with Marc Anthony
hanrat: It's unix... I know htis
InkyGhoast: @GlennSeto most of the infection is T from busted vials if they keep the story the smae but theres a G Virus monster
IbunWest: I should buuuuuut...
EvilBadman: @Valhallan597 To be fair, it is 1998
TheWooglie: Streamers Adam
Dabrainbox: She's talking to you, Adam
Invitare: streamers
baronvonbirman: "hey, it's that dog"
I_Am_Clockwork: ooh yellow tape from RE7
SerraBruja: bite the tape
TheMerricat: Defeated by masking tape!
TehAmelie: i wonder when they'll just give up and make a lrrEFF virus
Foxmar320: Yeah that guy needs help he can't shoot his gun
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
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InkyGhoast: oh my god it didnt make you discard the eky
Valhallan597: @evilbadman, exactly. Immesion confirmed
ThePerrBearr: Ale..Ada...BEN!
InkyGhoast: discarding the key is integral to RE!
theghostwiththemost: adam is now alex and alex is now adam
Mister_BlueSky: Cut tape with the key. It's what MacGyver would do.
EJGRgunner: Today we learn that Ben can only keep track of people if their names don't start with the same letter.
accountmadeforants: I like how "handgun" is always one of the inventory options for the puzzles.
richard_ermen: But the fun thing is, Ben is apparently really INTO the game.
Foxmar320: Correct
Metric_Furlong: Adam Steacydan
pyalamode: ohai
Alness49: And old museums have puzzles why?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this stream is off to a strong start
InkyGhoast: RE3 had the mayor hire a dude and it's hialrious
TheMerricat: And old museums are FULL of puzzles, and labryinths.
Foxmar320: Yes Adam!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Boi_Ginny: Dammit Atrus
Mr_Horrible: fair, it's a better attempt than most
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN
Valhallan597: LUL
Pazy160: Theres puzzles everywhere because people in Raccoon city are super paranoid.
BillTheCat: then the apocalypse comes and Adam gets stuck in a hallway
TehAmelie: i'd base the design on the house in Braindead but yeah
CleverCrumbish: Adam confirmed creator of the Winchester Mystery House
Shenandygains: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:26.
MilkInBag: to access the washroom, you first need to beat this SPIKE FLOOR PUZZLE
Mr_Horrible: The best
SajuukSjet: and why a police station looks like Grand Central Station Kappa
NimrodXIV: I'd settle for a hidden room behind a bookcase
sifonaonline: Adam will live there. And Adam will die there. It's inevitable.
Valhallan597: octo200IQ toilet flushing puzzles
sopranocat: Yeah, I could get that tape off with my hands, especially with my nails. Even if I had to use a sharp edge, I have ny nails. Also, she has a key, and those work real well to make a sharp edge to get through tape
Foxmar320: You need the square crank to go to the dining room and the hex crank to use the toilet
ArrestedHouse: ben going for WR pace Kappa
ThePerrBearr: in 3 hours
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Astra7525: I tell you, Mansion size Escape Room
Alness49: "It's another job at the Savidan Mansion" "He getting us to do a combo lock?" "Worse, Towers of Hanoi"
OKB_1: Where can you find a contractor to build this shit?
tastethebeams: You could rent it out once a week to people wanting to solve shit
CarnageTyrantits: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:48.
SpacePotato01: Will you hire people to play as zombies and mutants?
WMDogma: Must be a local brand of soday
ReynardWrecca: Damn it I forgot this was on! How long has this been up?
hippitybobbity: bring it savidan Ill speedrun your toilet in like ten minutes tops
Valhallan597: Damn no Madrinas Coffee? Kappa
shurtal: Cowfee, Green Tea
beregolas: !updog
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Mr_Horrible: booooooooort
countz3r0: Ciampa Soda? Heel soda?
ReynardWrecca: Oh, I forgot I could ask the bot.
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
blast__femur: Nailed it Alex. Got it in one
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX... YES
ReynardWrecca: Hi everyone!
DiscordianTokkan: Hah, nort
ThePerrBearr: ah, the old RE joke
Foxmar320: :D
tenthtechpriest: AQUA GOT NORTED
CataclysmicReverb: norTT
TehAmelie: if this was Myst the order of those soda cans would be a puzzle we'd have to spend 3 hours thinking through
Tiber727: When you flush the toilet, it triggers the pendulum blade trap on the way back.
Metric_Furlong: we going to Nort a Boy?
kumatsu: So would a Russian sniper rifle made of honey and sugar be a Mosin Nougat?
ArcOfTheConclave: Nort life?
TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca welcome
MilkInBag: who boasts about being a pharmaceutical HQ
WMDogma: Oh this part is great. Raccoon city has two landmarks of note. A police station and an orphanage.
ANeMzero: This is MY Raccoon City
blast__femur: why would tourists wanna go to the orphanage?
pyalamode: Such a quick read
Drasvin: I thought the puzzles scattered around racoon city were commissioned by the mayor, who was crazy and obsessed with puzzles
m0nkeyrama: Strongest BabyRage BabyRage
sopranocat: I would like to see a game like this where you actually solve problems like this the way you would in real life--like an actual problem-solving sentient.
tastethebeams: You can't handle my strongest babies!
TXC2: My babies are to strong for you!
ArrestedHouse: BabyRage lionBaby
DiscordianTokkan: Nort got Aqua'd, and is now a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World
TehAmelie: whole entire team is babies!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think Raccoon City had to compete with other cities to house Umbrella's corporate HQ?
Alness49: "You need to find a weaker Kindergarden!"
hanrat: I have no idea what you're talking about and it's hilaroius
Foxmar320: Great shutter
Foxmar320: NOPE
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
disebot: Here we go
NimrodXIV: nope
TXC2: nope
matthew_dauber: yikes
pyalamode: letssss nope
MilkInBag: that's a lot of nose bleed
InkyGhoast: clarie making the smart choices
MechaKuuga: @loadingreadyrun I recently watched a few Kingdom Hearts summaries and my head stilll hurts really bad
electroswagnetism: how much blood do these people have
Foxmar320: That floor sounds so sticky
Vanbael: this is nope!
timiam: Those pants are ruined
Baldrash: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Nigouki: the blood makes it easier to slide on the floor
WMDogma: Claire is probably up to date on her shots
GlennSeto: That's not just blood...
Darth_Fishious: That floor would be so sticky.
TheMerricat: Wonderful stain resistant clothing.
accountmadeforants: Got that nice blood to squeeze through that opening
SpanielDayLewis: wait did Ben stream KH3?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Build you HQ in Raccoon City and we'll waive the Puzzle Taxes"
Alness49: "We found signs of life, the string section is in here"
CleverCrumbish: Yeah this is the point I'm like "My brother is super dead and if it turns out he's not that's a nice surprise for when I'm away from here"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @hanrat youtube video "Potion Seller" - i don't find it that funny by itself but LRR has made it lulz
TehAmelie: does this engine have a name? and why isn't it Filth Physics?
pyalamode: @SpanielDayLewis indeed, yesterday
TXC2: fucking billions
Foxmar320: Adams not wrong
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, the sarcophagus juice
KinoGami: how familiar is ben with enemies from the RE series?
SpanielDayLewis: guess ill have to look for the vod then
WMDogma: a klondike bar
Karfsma778: Ten Quadrillion US Dollars
sir_jack_DB: *thip* *thip* *thip*
EJGRgunner: Adam Lavidan: The Million Dollar Man.
sir_jack_DB: eeew
Boi_Ginny: But can you spend it before you become zombie???
countz3r0: Adam "Million Dollar Man" Savidan
MilkInBag: wait is this the same VO as Aloy?
Alness49: "You would need to pay me in 10 Cure for Zombies"
ThePerrBearr: how much money will it take to turn yourself into a zombie, and not be able to spend said money
ArcOfTheConclave: my price is that Adam does it first
Foxmar320: welp
countz3r0: I was just sleeping!!!
ArrestedHouse: "I was sleeping!"
EvilBadman: i was sleeping, you butthole
shurtal: there are two zombies in this game that are eating ass, and don't stop even if you're there
SolarBlitz1: "I was hiding!"
electroswagnetism: if someone drops a billion dollars on the table, suddenly you start thinking "well mayyyyybe I won't get the zombie disease..."
Pteraspidomorphi: But the double tap...
Foxmar320: Bullets are so rare in this game
SpanielDayLewis: aww theres no vod
SpanielDayLewis: oh well
TXC2: it would be good if you fired a gun a game, and you hear some say "ow"
MilkInBag: comedy club isnt the same anymore
WMDogma: "Shit's fucked, get the hell out. No further question."
CleverCrumbish: @MilkInBag I know it's all new VT because Capcom are filthy unionbusters lrrBEEJ
countz3r0: I did not sleep with that Zombie
baronvonbirman: EACH!
Alness49: "Thank you for attending my Kingdom Hearts Powerpoint"
accountmadeforants: "What if I told you, you've been surviving all wrong?"
Drasvin: Even if everyone has a price, doesn't mean you can pay it
ANeMzero: Worst GDC talk: No one shows up and everyone is zombies.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'm sold
Juliamon: SpanielDayLewis the vod is mislabled as Minecraft
m0nkeyrama: Claire's so buff
TehAmelie: "it would ruin the surprise"
Foxmar320: Everything is so moist
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was born in the chocolate, you merely adapted to tit
sopranocat: "Cleaning in Progress" lol
steelfox13: I give them to you, the people.
DiscordianTokkan: That sign is LYING. There's no cleaning here!
TXC2: "only then will you have my permission to open the kinda suprise"
SpanielDayLewis: @Juliamon on his channel the last vod is from 2 days ago
MilkInBag: fuck bathrooms in horror games
Alahmnat: oh man I remember Living Books
countz3r0: bathroom trope
CleverCrumbish: @SpanielDayLewis He played it on Newday Tuesday so it's here
countz3r0: always spoop
Foxmar320: The og game had no bathrooms. Where did the cops poop?
Vanbael: shitter's literally full
Despoiler98: who PUT THAT THERE
TehAmelie: who put a panachea in the toilet?
Alness49: First aid spray? Where's the air freshener?
ThePerrBearr: jiggle the handle
TheDauntlessFew: again, more ideas for adam's house
Tiber727: A zombie snake pops out of the toilet!
MilkInBag: LUL
sopranocat: Hairspray and a lighter would be much more useful. Also, healing spray??
Foxmar320: LOL
TXC2: Real CAT4 dooker in there
Juliamon: SpanielDayLewis https://www.twitch.tv/videos/371916238
1losttheGame: LUL
TXC2: !clips
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Rockario: Unclog the toilet with a bullet
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Ben LUL
TheDauntlessFew: just random first aid kits hidden in places
AlienNanobots: Rebel
blast__femur: we know who's in charge here
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Resident Evil 2
CarnageTyrantits: SAVAGE
kumatsu: that janitor bucket killed my father
CataclysmicReverb: Cloaked enemy detected!
Despoiler98: its a TRAP
Rockario: @TheDauntlessFew I'm sure we could think of reasons there'd be first aid spray in a toilet stall
Jorge4hg: bold move
ThePerrBearr: is their directional audo?
CleverCrumbish: Well I never really felt I CONNECTED with my Dad, you know?
iamnolionheart: Time for GOOP!
TXC2: yeap opeing a locked door in the police station, nothing can go wrong there
MilkInBag: bitten in the D
Foxmar320: He exploded into jam
m0nkeyrama: woaaah
blast__femur: oh no! My kool aid!
BillTheCat: buy one cop get one half off sale!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: totally ok
SerraBruja: he seems a bit torn
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES WutFace
DiscordianTokkan: Soon to be a crawly boy
BusTed: WutFace
Nigouki: i got "most" of you!
ThePerrBearr: well there's your problem
TXC2: Nope!
TheDauntlessFew: @rockario in the game or in adam's future puzzle house? :P
Rhynerd: He’s gonna need an herb for that
countz3r0: chunks
matthew_dauber: fucking yikes
Karfsma778: Half the man he used to be
crashdownreg: WutFace
CataclysmicReverb: LUL @SerraBruja
shurtal: Daddy's would you like some sausage?
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ArrestedHouse: at least you could say he had guts
MilkInBag: teeth cant cut a spine like that
Foxmar320: wow
Walkingharder: He was rather juicy
Foxmar320: WOW
claytortise3: LUL
sopranocat: he's was dead before I could finish typing "welp he's dead"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH MY GOD, IS HE OKAY?!
1losttheGame: "tell... marvin... i love him"
Astra7525: "We saved him mostly"
Alness49: He had a family, guys!
WMDogma: Clair should probably split now
pterodactyl_noises: you sure ripped him a new one
m0nkeyrama: The jokes
Rockario: @TheDauntlessFew In real life, I've taken some pretty hard poops in my time lrrBEEJ
atlas624: Man, he really went to pieces in this crisis
steelfox13: what a half ass save
I_Am_Clockwork: we saved his best half
A_Dub888: Booooo
sir_jack_DB: Rent a Cops are half-off today :D
TheAlanHeffley: ben eins
DiscordianTokkan: Man, Alex doesn't have a leg to stand on for not liking those jokes
OKB_1: He's doing an Aliens
BtEtta: Unfuck that guy
VoidByAnyOtherName: i'm not half the man he is piboRIP
lighting_bolt_123: @1lostthegame yo I was thinking the same thing
Foxmar320: First survivor we meet is ded. Good
Laserbeaks_Fury: It took guts to get those keys
KinoGami: guys, keep these up and we're going to bust a gut KappaHD
Mister_BlueSky: He definitely does not have a future in stand-up comedy.
SerraBruja: no guts no glory
TXC2: what a phonny, we shot his hat right off Kappa
atlas624: Fuck the police T virus coming straight from the underground
crashdownreg: is he gonna be ok? BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: my god
OKB_1: This what a desktop does to do
Foxmar320: Zambies everywhere
BtEtta: I prefer that other Cranberries song...
MilkInBag: D:
accountmadeforants: You're under arrest for obstructing my teeth to your brain
MilkInBag: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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Valhallan597: LUL
WMDogma: Narrator: Yes. They can.
ThePerrBearr: not open, but break
TheWooglie: Nice timing
TehAmelie: in your head, in your head, they are fighting
BtEtta: Can't remember the name of it Kappa
KinoGami: "clever girl"
TXC2: oh we gonna get clips from this stream
lighting_bolt_123: hahahaha
m0nkeyrama: aaaaah
kumatsu: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
steelfox13: clip it that's the ticket
Foxmar320: Nope
MilkInBag: when he kisses on first date D:
fiftymcnasty: seabatTROG seabatTROG
SerraBruja: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
tenthtechpriest: NO MEANS NO
CataclysmicReverb: That's why I don't go to cons
EJGRgunner: The zombie plaid posse: DAAAAAAAAABS
Natedogg2: Once bitten, twice shy.
matthew_dauber: plaid REPRESENT
blast__femur: Talk shit, get bit
ReynardWrecca: Ooh, that is VERY up close & personal when they bite.
Valhallan597: How many sanity points do you start with ?
Foxmar320: welp short game
countz3r0: just like winnie the pooh
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES
CommiePuddin: The ol' damage boost
InkyGhoast: use gun!
MilkInBag: D:
blast__femur: CRONCH
TXC2: Damn!
Mister_BlueSky: Will Smith.
I_Am_Clockwork: oh this guy!
InkyGhoast: marvin!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: New cop who dis?
Foxmar320: I see ribs!
lifecharacter: Whose this hansom bundle of dying meat.
TehAmelie: he's gonna turn!
1losttheGame: oh no, he's been bit. gotta kill him!
lighting_bolt_123: yeah broder
ReynardWrecca: Aw, Doomed Cop has a name this time.
TXC2: He;s allready turning
countz3r0: he's getting too old for this shit
KinoGami: ben turned out the lights and then my power went out D:
EJGRgunner: "Oh man you gonna shoot Marvin in the face"
TehAmelie: don't call me Clarily
OKB_1: He's seeing a bit gray
ThePerrBearr: a long, wonderous stream
Zanaide: Punmaggeddon.
CataclysmicReverb: @TehAmelie Just to Clairify?
baronvonbirman: "I deduced by your terrified crawling that you are a badass"
Foxmar320: The DARKNESS
countz3r0: just looking at Perez Hilton
m0nkeyrama: The light!
matthew_dauber: KH x RE yes plz
TXC2: Hi Adam
Penthesilea180: Marvin, Kenneth's brother
SerraBruja: hello
crashdownreg: one sec I'm almost finished this draft
ThePerrBearr: the darkness? I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
m0nkeyrama: Hello Adam
pterodactyl_noises: Hi Adam!
Foxmar320: She looks so mad
InkyGhoast: oh right the spinoff game
TehAmelie: but do you understand the concept of love?
Boi_Ginny: Hi Adam
sifonaonline: Secret...?
hanrat: Secret.... tunnel?
hoktauri: is he sitting on a katana?
pterodactyl_noises: who put a secret passageway in a police station?
accountmadeforants: Wait that was Adam back there, I thought it was the Xcom mission guy!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
EJGRgunner: "Apparently there are 14 reasons the zombie apocalypse is happening. And I won't believe number 6."
MilkInBag: yeah if a police station is overrun, of course the hospital is safe
TehAmelie: his face is very large
crashdownreg: pornhub on his laptop
steelfox13: secret tunnel!
Baldrash: Marvin knows he's boned.
SerraBruja: secret tunneeeellll! secret tunneeeellll!
Tiber727: "We should probably get you to a place full of people who were bit by zombies."
airgidcrann: Strange that Chris took a vacation a week after he got back from that weird mansion
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah. From what I remember of RE3, the hospital is a greeaaattt place to go. Just... peachy.
OKB_1: Something something US health care system
blast__femur: foreshadowing!
ThePerrBearr: give her your gun, too, you selfish dead man
Foxmar320: so much running.
baronvonbirman: she doesn't know any of them
disebot: Marvvvvvv <//3
MilkInBag: not until he gave enough exposure about the story i guess
VelvetFalcon: Clair!
TXC2: Too Real Alex
TehAmelie: this is making me nostalgic for the time before we had fifty thousand million zombie apocalypses
VelvetFalcon: Lemme Bat.
cfpreston: shaving accident
Foxmar320: You didnt take it
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Daxxcat: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this combat knife.
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lifecharacter: It's on the box.
blast__femur: I think you stashed it in the box
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: you have to push button twice
crashdownreg: no problem, I already hate everyone, even if they weren't a zombie I'd probably shoot them
BlindProphet32: You joke Alex, but I split my knee open to the bone doing just that on a bench
KV1NN4: No joke, LAST DAY OF SCHOOL before holidays I skidded in my hallway to head out the door and broke my foot.
Baldrash: The knife has durability?
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
sopranocat: @LoadingReadyRun btw Ben KH1 was Sept 2002 so 18 1/2 years
KV1NN4: before i even got to school
TehAmelie: apocalypsii? apocalypsy?
InkyGhoast: "no no not yet" the re2 game devs
Dr_fragenstien: you exited before you put it in your inventory, so they put it on the box. Fun fact: if you skip the cutscene, the same thing happens
OKB_1: @KV1NN4 and you're a zombie now? Sad.
Foxmar320: Yuuuup
SerraBruja: knives don't usually pinch
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: it said that on the description...
MilkInBag: CiGrip
DiscordianTokkan: Why did you need a KNIFE for that? You can peel tape off!
Foxmar320: So much weed
TXC2: "_____ have durability" well fuck this game then Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: WEED
m0nkeyrama: Weed! seabatTROG
hanrat: medicinal....
MilkInBag: you found a weed
VinchenzRock: ben dont forget to save
CataclysmicReverb: Why are we doing Andy impressions?
Psychic_Ketchup: Look we made higher quality weed!
BusTed: is this a doobie
lifecharacter: Checkmark means you don't need it.
Foxmar320: The check means you can discard it yes
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KNACC: this game is sadder than I was expecting
tenthtechpriest: how many weed needles are you on
timiam: Ya don't say
TXC2: no shit Kappa
TheWooglie: That's cos you're tall Adam
KinoGami: weed makes more sense than a magical green herb that heals you
Mister_BlueSky: Earth. I was on Earth.
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SuperSugarSloth: really can't do Alex's sarcastic yelling show, so maybe I will check the VOD. Tata
blast__femur: youtube comments, notable sources of accurate statements
VinchenzRock: dont forget you got a map!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Foxmar320: lol
VelvetFalcon: nothing, we're just weirdos.
Huschel23: Always high on Rice-A-Ronis
atlas624: You know what you write when you're high? You write Death Stranding
DiscordianTokkan: Can I bend your ear?
Foxmar320: oh my GOD his face?!?!@
SerraBruja: he's speechless
Jwiley129: pretty sure many commentors think someone from LRR is always high when writing
blast__femur: Adam Savidan: High on Life
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
DiscordianTokkan: Laaaaaa
hoktauri: I'm high on crippling depression and anxiety! ....
blast__femur: gross gross gross gross jesus christ
hippitybobbity: they used to say that about me in school, because of my tired eyes. got sent to the directors office for it once, my parents loved that
BusTed: he's so gooey.
Juliamon: That's an effect
CataclysmicReverb: smile wide ;)
EJGRgunner: Oh no. That's not right.
TXC2: how Blade 2 of him Kappa
NimrodXIV: that man is made of gum
matthew_dauber: red-io
KinoGami: gross
crashdownreg: that was actually a problem at my old lgs
InkyGhoast: oooh is it licker time already
Huschel23: These guys need a hospital
SpacePotato01: that man is undercooked
kumatsu: that dude's done some good prep for shotgunning pizzas
ANeMzero: the slower the cook, the better the taste
lighting_bolt_123: wave chek
TheAlanHeffley: attack on titan?
VelvetFalcon: How the fuck did that happen?
Daxxcat: well i guess we're not playing the clean japanese version
Jwiley129: To be fair, Adam is probably high on Boshy
Foxmar320: This the dankest stream ever
chance_dean: man, now I want korean bbq.
RedVelvetStan: cant hear the game at all
RedVelvetStan: to loud
blast__femur: damn I may stop watching because I really wanna play this now
OKB_1: Pulled human meat. Tasty.
Psychic_Ketchup: Got em
Alness49: Jump Scare, Brotherrr!
KinoGami: he pissed off the secret pipesmen
InkyGhoast: you know what would be great
InkyGhoast: if resident evil gave you a key ring
SerraBruja: I like how she reacts to things, like has voice lines for them.
ukkittykat: cheer50 Hey guys! just dropping by with some bits! too spoopy for me! ENJOY!
Karfsma778: @OKB_1 Pulled Long Pork
SajuukSjet: P H Y S I C S
InkyGhoast: so you dont waste inventory on 500 keyes
Foxmar320: Three loud bois
Laserbeaks_Fury: I come for the Loud
sopranocat: @OKB_1 you've heard of pulled pork? This is pulled long pork
TXC2: I call these 3 the Dream Scream Team for a reason
Jwiley129: let's get Beej in here for MAXIMUM VALUE
Metric_Furlong: The Cacophony Crew is present
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: muh favorite screamybois lrrAWESOME
crashdownreg: this is old school gaming, they don't give you shit and you like it
ukkittykat: RUN AWAY! *scurries off*
tknocker: Now I'm not having the leftover pulled pork for dinner tonight. Thanks chat. :)
lifecharacter: Items show up on your map, so you don't have to worry about emptying everything on the first go.
OKB_1: @sopranocat That's what I'm alluding to. But humans aren't pork.
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OKB_1: Most of them anyway.
m0nkeyrama: These three are the best
Invitare: this is an awfully polite zombie. Waiting while you read
VelvetFalcon: Sir. SIR. I am trying to read.
ukkittykat: LOL!
TXC2: ben pls
sopranocat: @OKB_1 yeah, but people refer to eating humans as "long pork" for some reason
Mr_Horrible: stress, sure
accountmadeforants: Addendum - If you play this during your main phase, injure three officers in addition to destroying one.
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh the R in RPD stands for Ravnica. I never knew.
vegantroll: Just here to say hi, happy spoopin'!
tenthtechpriest: addendum: kill a creature? that's powerful magic
BrindleBoar: Seriously?
EJGRgunner: There ARE only a handful of survivors left. Damn cops and their lousy grammar.
TXC2: she's gonna beat Ronda Rousy!
VelvetFalcon: four encounters with zombies before realizing it's zombies.
Foxmar320: lrrEFF plant!
TehAmelie: "long pork" is a long story involving colonizers trying to make the natives of the Caribbean look like cannibal monsters
OKB_1: @sopranocat You mean canibals?
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madmanoreo: That's a really big green herb there
Akaiatana: I'm excited for the podcast, Adam
VelvetFalcon: Does it still have tank controls?
Karfsma778: She's gonna eat Rhonda Rousey at Wrestlemania!
I_Am_Clockwork: out of the corner, very smart
EJGRgunner: Very smart! So smart! Outta the corner!
ANeMzero: hungry boi
zerg539: I appreciate that she knows the proper form for holding a flashlight in support of a pistol
m0nkeyrama: Adam is so proud of his son seabatBRAIN benginHeart
Phosphatide: tuning in now, did we get punched in the face yet
BusTed: It ate my dollarrrrr...
sopranocat: @TehAmelie I didn't know that, that's cool history and also awful
Foxmar320: slice and dice
ShadeofHades: Hold #4 Arm Baaaaar!
Laserbeaks_Fury: M.A.R.S.....
TehAmelie: you can probably google it to learn more!
ThePerrBearr: sure ben, don't even check to see if it's a normal guy having vending issues, just start slashing
SpacePotato01: he just wanted a bag of chips
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "or some banaca?"
TheDauntlessFew: using the knife for that uses a ton of durability
hippitybobbity: hey so, is this game actually scary? and did it use to be?
Foxmar320: wow
Foxmar320: So much salt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Subtweeting
Mowdownjoe: Savage
BrindleBoar: harsh
EJGRgunner: I think they used to date
tenthtechpriest: passive aggressive workspace
TheMerricat: @hippitybobbity yes, and yes.
baron_Railgun: automatic doors closing is what made me not play max payne series
hippitybobbity: @themerricat alrighty
Dared00: If you put 619, Rey Mysterio appears and helps you.
OKB_1: 123?
patrick_stonecrusher: have any of you heard The Chipmunks' cover of Institutionalized at 16rpm?
mtvcdm: We're the master of unlocking, though, right?
madmanoreo: the codes are just the locker numbers
RedVelvetStan: not scary but it can be intense @hippitybobbity
hanrat: 106?
brainbosh: 106
Alness49: 106 was closed
Lunareclipse123: The codes are just the locker numbers, it's just the best stuff is behind the ones you can't get to
MenomeTwitch: Wait, it's the Let's Nope tonight?
TXC2: !findquote 9
LRRbot: Quote #5548: "any number with a 9 in it is a sex number" —Adam [2018-11-27]
lifecharacter: All numbers are sex numbers.
BrindleBoar: bulyats!
TehAmelie: bullet!
Valhallan597: Puzzle Master octo200IQ
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Akaiatana: 619 is a sex number when you have a pet
OKB_1: What kind of security is this?
delta__vee: guyjudgeWow
TehAmelie: disarm him!
DiscordianTokkan: Disarmed, and dishatted
TXC2: Akaiatana nope nope nope
Juliamon: MenomeTwitch they bumped it up a week so they wouldn't have to wait so long to play i
Juliamon: it
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: alex i saw that only its on the lightsaber swings. "weow. weow. weow."
Foxmar320: He didnt need that arm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: You thought it was me, but it was I, Dio
WMDogma: Go back! 104 works
OKB_1: Get yourself together man
SerraBruja: claire is the fastest reloader this side of the mississippi
WMDogma: 106
Alness49: I'm waiting for her to yell out "Why are you like this" at the next zombie
OKB_1: Mondays
Foxmar320: Yeah make your own ammo is a nice touch
Laserbeaks_Fury: space intensive
GlennSeto: Wait, did Ben open 106?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Wow, i beat the game to it
m0nkeyrama: LUL
1losttheGame: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
TXC2: lrrWOW
dacardczar: LUL
WMDogma: I think he skipped 106
RavingPenguin: seabatTROG
Himyul: Adam: Not wrong
hippitybobbity: well spotted
1losttheGame: seabatTROG
Foxmar320: It is a Jojo reference. It was in the original game as well
Ferisar: wow they give you so much more ammo on non-HC
iamnolionheart: Joke's on you I'm pretty sure it really is a JoJo reference
hippitybobbity: man how high were you when you were paying attention to environment details xdxdxd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: new zombie who dis
Tangsm: Well, we know he survived long enough to file the report. So that's a good sign.
TehAmelie: a welcoming party, so sweet
Mister_BlueSky: There's a neat bit of trivia in this room. It said "Wellcome Leon". In this they took one of the L's off after the fact, and it's on the desks. Kind of a nod to the original.
sifonaonline: That's some hazing of the new guy.
Himyul: hazing isn't cool
BrindleBoar: wow I would not want to solve a puzzle to use my desk on my first day
GDwarf: Aw, they were celebrating him arriving
tenthtechpriest: dumb puzzles is their hazing ritual
GDwarf: That's...such a nice touch for the devs to have put in
edgar_j: !updog
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madmanoreo: dik and but
Vanbael: aww, poor Leon v.v
edgar_j: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:58.
InkyGhoast: David Marvin and....some guy
edgar_j: ah
m0nkeyrama: Puzzle God Adam can't be bad at puzzles, wtf
RavingPenguin: The D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "I left that note for Leon"
TehAmelie: will it spell LSD?
BrindleBoar: DEN or NED?
TXC2: Leon = Elon?
CleverCrumbish: So, gunchat, is what Claire's doing with the flashlight liable to break her wrist or...?
m0nkeyrama: She's so speedy with that gun
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
TehAmelie: that one was tough
TXC2: CleverCrumbish not really no
InkyGhoast: wow thats a lot
Foxmar320: The zombies hit hard and take so much to kill
lifecharacter: They will get back up eight times if they feel like it.
Rhynerd: @clevercrumbish no
iamnolionheart: I'm pretty sure that's a standard way to hold handgun and flashlight
Rhynerd: That’s apparently a standard way to hold a pistol and a flashlight at the same time when you wanna aim.
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏
InkyGhoast: grm
crashdownreg: GRRM confirmed wrote the story
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: MGRGR
xxninjawolfxx78: hello
InkyGhoast: hey leon stealing you stuff
Psychic_Ketchup: Go speed loader go
iamnolionheart: REO Speedloader
HondoTrigger: Is this Claire A scenario?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Go Speed Loader, Go Speed Loader Go!!!
DoodlestheGreat: Spud loader.
BrindleBoar: Speed Racer's oft-forgotten brother
TehAmelie: a five shooter? how idiosyncratic
ThePerrBearr: you still have to load the loader
RavingPenguin: Tape speedloader to gun, reload faster Kappa
Rhynerd: If only they knew he was more of an automatic kind of guy.
Foxmar320: Nothing in this game stays dead!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: omg, to have a mario running down one of these halls at you lrrSPOOP
TXC2: Mario is in to 2 gun action challenge matches Kappa
OKB_1: See also Mario + Rabbits on Switch
iamnolionheart: Wait it's "sour drink" not "drinky drink"
Rhynerd: Fun fact; in Leon A, the desk contains an extended mag for Leon’s pistol.
iamnolionheart: Have I been a fool this whole time
BrindleBoar: problem solved forever
Mr_Horrible: @whadidbeejputindpie "leeeets-a gooooooo..."
InkyGhoast: save room woo
DoodlestheGreat: Herbs...
TehAmelie: i'm having a schnapps drink, that's not in the song :(
disebot: GOD the knob on the stair looked like a zomb's head behind you
sopranocat: I don't know guns, but I'm pretty sure that's not how speed loaders work? I think they actually work by you put the bullets in befroe hand and then you can just chunk in the six-pack at once? not put the loader in the gun and then six magically load in at once every time?
Mister_BlueSky: OG soundtrack save room music calms me down.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Where are you getting these numbers adam
SyrusRayne: If you take red and blue herbs at the same time does that make it that super dankness
TXC2: no, MLP stole 20% cooler
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Mister_BlueSky same
SyrusRayne: Purple whatever the fuck
TXC2: well "stole"
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Smoking weed out of an apple is how you beome a CORE gamer
InkyGhoast: oh god is ammo mixing in this game
sopranocat: @Laserbeaks_Fury highfive!
Metric_Furlong: Ben 'never stagger save' Ulmer
RoseShark: I stagger save for that reason to.
iamnolionheart: My save file? FUCKED
lifecharacter: Ben "Fearless Saver" Ulmer.
HondoTrigger: That was the fight with the dark knight
shurtal: Rotato yo Savos
hoktauri: I'm playing through FFT right now
korvys: Oh, did they get rid of ink ribbons?
InkyGhoast: it's the 90s it's all the rage
1losttheGame: I did that in Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. It took me months to beat the last boss because i used all my healing right before a save room >_>
Himyul: plaid leads to zombies
ANeMzero: "This universe" being the 90s
OKB_1: Remember how games used to be great Alex. Games where so much better!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yeah, i've had a save fucked by glitches before, i think it was a Bethesda game
azlan121: its hte 90's
DrasonSpike: it is 90s
pyalamode: It's @bengineering, everybody wears plaid
dougma: raccoon city is in washington state
hanrat: That's what's turning them to Zomles, the Plaid!
tenthtechpriest: everyone wears plaid except the people who matter for the plot
m0nkeyrama: Ben worked on this game, everyone wears plaid benginHeart
Mister_BlueSky: I learned that bit from Lost Odyssey. They split my party and stuck me with 3 people who I had not levelled, not geared, and hated playing, and we had to fight a boss. It was garbage.
madmanoreo: it's the northwest in october, of course they're wearing flannel
Foxmar320: The file next to it explains the puzzle
BtEtta: I've definitely buggered myself with savestates on emulators before.
ThePerrBearr: inside should be a key
GlennSeto: So does Claire get a low caliber revolver in the A route and a .45 on B?
matthew_dauber: puzzlesssss
TehAmelie: seems a very unsafe safe
brainbosh: The instructions are right on the wall
Theycallmejokke: Just brute force that thing
hippitybobbity: bloodsplats on plaid and jeans with spleens
MilkInBag: this is such a shitty safe
SydPreviouslyHeadache: any combination you can brute force is a bad lock
TXC2: !addquote (Alex and Bengineering) [now] 'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'
LRRbot: New quote #5781: "'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'" —Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
Laserbeaks_Fury: this is why feedback in a lock is bad
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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oyleslyck: just a brute force memory game
MilkInBag: the shittiest safe of them all
DrDracnon: Adam's house bathroom lock
m0nkeyrama: GAMER sense seabatBRAIN
Gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex are in for a very special episode of Let's Nope! Game: Resident Evil 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (58m ago).
Phosphatide: is this rhythm heaven FrankerZ
aClonedPickle: seabatBRAIN
Foxmar320: lol
InkyGhoast: hahahahaha
Nocxia: LOL
OKB_1: 2 day shipping
solahwin_tampramain: its a KEY item
BrindleBoar: WELP
iamnolionheart: Adam runs at high GPMs, or Gamers Per Minute
Psychic_Ketchup: Ha!
MilkInBag: why do you need a button to press a key LUL
RoseShark: LUL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: inside the buttons is... another button!
hippitybobbity: gamersense A C T I V A T E
pterodactyl_noises: womp womp womp womppp
lighting_bolt_123: lol such skill
TXC2: slow_clap.wav
Dr_fragenstien: it does tell you how to do it
InkyGhoast: Alreayd!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fucking got us
Mister_BlueSky: Oh boy.
MilkInBag: D:
Rhynerd: Flame rounds already?
TXC2: !clips
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0fux: A "key item"
MilkInBag: HAHAH
Foxmar320: LOL
BrindleBoar: FAWK
oyleslyck: LUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RedVelvetStan: LOL
Amentur: LUL
disebot: 10/10
Mt_Storm: GOTTEM
DiscordianTokkan: GadDANGIT
pyalamode: LUL
TehAmelie: that's a monster closet
Psychic_Ketchup: Fuck that got me
lemmel: Occupado!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and again
Enmity777: LUL
BillTheCat: hahaha
Despoiler98: THAT was the screaming I came here for
RoseShark: RIP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
FeverRadish: LOL
pterodactyl_noises: that really got me and I was drinking tea
sopranocat: What if the password is BAM?
Metric_Furlong: oh, a monster closet
korvys: Really giving the compressor a workout today, lol
digimonsoul: that scared me so badly
Akaiatana: Get out of here, locker!
MilkInBag: so this is why it's called let's nope
solahwin_tampramain: katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles
disebot: Who's clipping
digimonsoul: jesus christ help me
InkyGhoast: Look there are two silly RE things I will defend and it's examining and silly cranks
Statist42: how did that body get in there?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Soda, purple stuff, Sunny D
Mushbie: green and purple
Foxmar320: wow
MilkInBag: wow
TehAmelie: all this weed jokin makes me want to rewatch Harold & Kumar
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they get rid of the ribbons?
TXC2: damn
RoseShark: Ouch
Mister_BlueSky: They're in hardcore more. :D
Astra7525: DId he become provincial governor?
BrindleBoar: Robbie Rotting
Mister_BlueSky: mode*
fiftymcnasty: RIP
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury yes, but you can bring that back on the hardest difficulty
MilkInBag: Jebaitedf
TehAmelie: that was a big hiccup from twitch :x
BrindleBoar: safety first!
sopranocat: Did we just lose the knife?
Foxmar320: Just stay down
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That dude can just clip through the door. he chooses not too
EvilBadman: that door only opens in
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
MilkInBag: a head chungus
sir_jack_DB: "Fuck!"
pyalamode: woops I'm not the only one
Rhynerd: @sopranocat gotta pull it out of thar zombie on the other side of tbe door.
EvilBadman: oh, guess not, lol
MilkInBag: take your knife back?
wounded74: can you stab them with something through the door so you don;'t waste ammo?
circusofkirkus: don't forget your knife lol
Mister_BlueSky: He's trying for Zombie of the Month.
BrindleBoar: maybe recover knife?
Foxmar320: This was me my entire time playing this game. "Stay down!"
TehAmelie: TIL Patrick Stewart improvised that scene in Terminator 2 where he melts through the prison bars
Aztren: is that a rhino revolver?
TehAmelie: that may have been a lie
lighting_bolt_123: 10 bullats
sopranocat: @LoadingReadyRun guys retrieve the knife
MilkInBag: why cant you press the key without a button?à
m0nkeyrama: So smart seabatBRAIN
ReynardWrecca: @TehAmelie Patrick Stewart?
matthew_dauber: love you alex
GlennSeto: Remember 106! :)
TehAmelie: wait no that's not him
DiscordianTokkan: new knife who this
sopranocat: oh, i was right, crap
TXC2: TehAmelie Oh my Gods now I want T2 with Patrick Stewart
CleverCrumbish: This is a really weird object, diagetically
frizzy_fry_fro: mátalo!
Foxmar320: Got ya lol
BrindleBoar: maximum boozle
InkyGhoast: thats the best one!
CleverCrumbish: Like, no actual security, but you gotta use a terminal to open your locker
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WithoutAnAce: I just joined the stream at 665 viewers lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: Robert Patrick. i was pretty close
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Rhynerd: I think it’s two in this game
Creego4: Letterkenny!
RavingPenguin: Letterkenny is so good
korvys: Sushis and sashimis
The_Kraken19: Bunch of 10-ply babies playing this game
Lysander_Gustav: Yay commemorative photos! Save your memories!
hippitybobbity: zombie came up t'the produce stand th'other daay
Rockario: I really need to finish up Letterkenny
ThePerrBearr: soft
korvys: Super soft
The_Kraken19: It is toilet paper
ThePerrBearr: 10 ply tissues
SerraBruja: omg 10 ply tp
DiscordianTokkan: Tenply toilet paper is SUPER soft
The_Kraken19: Super soft tp
EJGRgunner: Like plywood.
fiftymcnasty: Soft like 10 play TP
ReynardWrecca: 10-ply would be lovely.
Foxmar320: grind your skin off TP
m0nkeyrama: Toilet paper can't get that much ply LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a pillow
The_Kraken19: The creator confirmed it on a podcast
RavingPenguin: 10 ply toilet paper, super soft.
TehAmelie: i vote that Robert Patrick marries Patrick Stewart so he can be Patrick Patrick
BusTed: What if they were really thin layers.
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun They refer to 10-ply as being -you're super soft'
BrindleBoar: clean your butt with balsa wood
Alness49: 10 ply would be sandpaper
Himyul: who doesn't fold over the TP anyway?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: 10 ply TP *IS* 10ply wood
ThePerrBearr: 10 ply is referring to tissues, calling someone soft
TXC2: 10ply TP would be like whipping your ass with Sheeddy wheat
Rockario: I thought that was the idea, 10-ply TP is ridiculous and more soft than reasonable
crashdownreg: 10 grit TP
Tiber727: 10 ply carboard.
TheMerricat: Ply rating or load range: What to Look for when Choosing Tires for Hauling. ... These days, ply rating has become a redundant term because most radial passenger tires have just one or two body plies. Light truck tires, including those with heavy-duty ratings (10 ply and above), generally have only two or three plies.
TemporallyAwry: I mean, towels are less layered than that.
Aztren: 10 ply is just like, cotton balls
freshmaker__: I thought toilet paper ply was like thread count. more is better
hippitybobbity: @tehamelie you make a good case
m0nkeyrama: 3 ply is like the top
m0nkeyrama: for tp
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean if you fold 2ply over twice thats 8
DiscordianTokkan: The joke is 100% about toilet paper
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MistehMoses: its toilet paper
1losttheGame: it came installed in my cave with the slime seabatTROG
Himyul: corrugated toilet paper is probably not okay
sopranocat: It'd be like cutting the cardboard roll and wiping with that because it's so thick
Cw3040: afternoon gents
MilkInBag: the best is 0 ply to save the environment
TXC2: 10ply is what rich people wipe their asses with Kappa
atlas624: 10 ply would be like wiping your ass with an over inflated tyre
Rockario: Do I need to go finnd the Q interview where the creator confirms this?
ReynardWrecca: Have just checked, there very much IS 10-ply.
Dr_fragenstien: all I'm getting from this is that plywod is TP
BusTed: Now if we're talking grit...
m0nkeyrama: Cave slime seabatTROG seabatTROG
Mindaxer: hello guys
pyalamode: @TheMerricat what about the PY rating... LUL I couldn't help it
fiftymcnasty: Adam is right
Foxmar320: hmmmmm
BrindleBoar: CPR dummy?
TXC2: ReynardWrecca do what! ?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: a statue
matthew_dauber: BOOLAT
shurtal: with the rise of salted caramel, i just realized: We can all have sea salt icecream with our friends. KINGDOM HEARTS IS EVERYWHERE
wounded74: wait no one else uses 10 ply? but everything else feels so rough on my tooshie
MaelstronSolenor: that is not how shadows work
Earthenone: the kool aid man was here?
Akaiatana: I watched an interview where they went trhough the weird terms and 10 ply was 'extra soft person'
TXC2: ReynardWrecca 10 ply TP right?
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe it's Cam?
sopranocat: BAM
Foxmar320: lol
Psychic_Ketchup: Hehehehe
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
m0nkeyrama: lewd LUL
Lysander_Gustav: key!
wicker_knight: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:34.
mistborn83: oh you boys
EvilBadman: that's one of the RE7 mannegquins
Himyul: you got the keyblade!
matthew_dauber: THE KEYBLADE
sopranocat: That was a club
BusTed: It's a miniature keyblade replica.
MilkInBag: D:
Foxmar320: NOPE
The_Kraken19: @TheMerricat Nice
electroswagnetism: I mean there's only like... a hundred and some such combinations, why not try them all?
BrindleBoar: fast zombie?
MilkInBag: alt f4, uninstall
ThePerrBearr: first licker glimpse?
Lysander_Gustav: Yam!
atlas624: Ah yes, the commonly spotted fucking nope beast
TheArchitectX: Turnip for what?
MilkInBag: poop walls
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TehAmelie: everyone at this precinct uses those code locks that are about 2% as effective as a basic 4-digit number lock
Superbadluck: Ben is a youngling.
ReynardWrecca: @TXC2 Pretty cool, eh?
BusTed: lrrFRUMP
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: :o
1losttheGame: heeeeeey guuuuyyyyy
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun So the stream froze for a minute for me, right on "FAP"
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie City ordinance. Totally unrelated to the electonic lock company owned by the Mayor's brother-in-law
MilkInBag: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: Free pouch!
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie the 90s were a different time
TehAmelie: headcanon accepted
BrindleBoar: p-p-p-POUCH
BusTed: PogChamp
Foxmar320: Inventory management <3
InkyGhoast: we're going to have more pouches than a liefeld character by the end of this!
Himyul: it was the 90s
wounded74: the value!!!! @LoadingReadyRun
EJGRgunner: Bart Simpson wrote this note
pterodactyl_noises: Ben your old-timey voice for reading these notes is amazing
m0nkeyrama: That person seems nice :)
ROTTA_IIRO: Is this the first playtrough?
Rockario: Yep, folks linked the Letterkenny interview. "2-ply is soft toilet paper, so 10-ply would be just ridiculous"
wounded74: 90s magic can't touch this
TehAmelie: i remember the 1990s. we had four digit number padlocks on our garden shed
TehAmelie: well, one
airgidcrann: This guy sounds like a well-adjusted and upstanding man
ThePerrBearr: just have a grandfather clock in the evidence lockup
ZoBo_: does anyone, in real life, ever write notes like videogame notes?
sopranocat: They're giving us a lot of bullets, it's kinda making me nervous
TXC2: ZoBo_ hell no
KinoGami: does anyone write notes? KappaHD
coriolis_storm: What’s on AFK tonight?
pterodactyl_noises: what game was that?
BrindleBoar: lewd
Mister_BlueSky: One thing I'll say. All the notes in this game.. not overly long, mostly serve a point, not too many of them. Good stuff.
AlienNanobots: One of the best LRR clips
korvys: Pathing is the first thing to go when you die
Superbadluck: Yes its called lsd.
notarealartist: !next
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Invitare: the Martian?
BrindleBoar: ooooh my
disebot: 10/10
Foxmar320: opps we broke the floor
GlennSeto: Would C4 even respond to gunfire?
SmashTCG: that was fast
TXC2: let me DROP IN Kappa
kimmiekoneko: "I'm on my way"
atlas624: Going back down to Marvin faster than planned I think
kumatsu: zombies can't melt steel beams
TehAmelie: they probably knew they could never live up to the "Itchy, tasty" diary in Re1
DiscordianTokkan: The biggst mood
wicker_knight: @GlennSeto I believe one of the reasons it's so common is that the answer is no
ThePerrBearr: you could make that jump
atlas624: @GlennSeto In real life? No. In videogames, maybe
coriolis_storm: @notarealartist Thank you :)
Psychic_Ketchup: Plunging attack?
kingoftuesdaynight: @GlennSeto I'd imagine that the bullet wouldn't have enough pressure to detonate it.
m0nkeyrama: She doesn't have the hops
Alahmnat: zombies can't climb ladders and video game protagonists can't jump
sopranocat: play dead
circusofkirkus: quiet in the library, zombies
korvys: seabatBRAIN
tenthtechpriest: lrrWOW
Mowdownjoe: DAMN ADAM
Superbadluck: Wow Adam wow.
disebot: It's a library, shoot them quietly
1losttheGame: LUL
kimmiekoneko: sapiosexuals...
Alness49: "Checkmates.... atheists...."
BrindleBoar: me, an intellectual: pardon me madam, could you spare some cranial matter?
pyalamode: Smart zombies are probably worse...they'd know how to kill you more...smartly
m0nkeyrama: LUL
KinoGami: oooh it's a book on kingdom hearts!
Foxmar320: Alex speaking truths
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
RoseShark: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Maybe he had a boyfriend?
sopranocat: Alex, you're a MONSTER
SmashTCG: savage
freshmaker__: that sounds oddly specific
Superbadluck: We all do Alex. We are all going to hell.
TXC2: Too Real Alex
TehAmelie: those books look fake. does this library only have one actual book?
OKB_1: Me, an intellectual, look at my bookcase. Validate me.
Invitare: I was at Ground Zero for that meme
m0nkeyrama: Good thing that key and lock have handy symbols on them
Invitare: it started out in TF2
DiscordianTokkan: A... S... L
GDwarf: Idea: Kingdom Hearts / Resident Evil crossover, no longer will you have to find keys!
drcanonball: he's fine
EJGRgunner: "What is it?" "Clickbait."
TehAmelie: we're gonna kill you♫
justwhatever_idk: I like that they animate doors in this game. Luigi's Mansion animated doors too. Somehow they made opening a door Fun.
Foxmar320: Marvin I got some herb dude
BrindleBoar: so Marvin... how long before we have to kill you, bud?
EJGRgunner: Movin on up. To the East side.
TXC2: is Clare a cop or something?
SmashTCG: do NOT stop applying pressure to your Gapeing wound
ThePerrBearr: "Kill me before you go"
tenthtechpriest: you uh.. want some green herbs?
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Mister_BlueSky: Yo Marvin... you want some HEEEEEEEERBBBB?
Dr_fragenstien: you can't show him that! he's a cop!
HopPoleStudios: Heeeeeyyyyyo
pyalamode: benny and the jets
atlas624: You can't just offer drugs to the cop, what if he busts your ass?
Cw3040: yooo
m0nkeyrama: Is that storage box infinite?
EvilBadman: god what meme is that
justwhatever_idk: what herb do you like the most green or blue
kenohki2: I would love that
kenohki2: Oh my!
TehAmelie: i wonder how cops in japan feel about medicinal herbs in general. . .
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
pyalamode: box things
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wounded74: @LoadingReadyRun do you guys watch Trailer park boys?
Himyul: wood: stacks fine. Tiny plastic button: No!
BrindleBoar: a lot of growling coming out of this room
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Psychic_Ketchup: For his Alan, obviously
EvilBadman: He's fixing his trap room, Alex
freshmaker__: ooo japan trip. thats fun. im trying to go back, maybe next year, but I'm not liking the idea of being there during the olympics.
TehAmelie: Raccoon Magazine, the magazine for and by raccoons
HopPoleStudios: Doesn't the game seem so much faster without a million loading screens?
Mister_BlueSky: Grande Lawnchair.
wounded74: the winds of shit are a coming boys @LoadingReadyRun
viredae: throw the book at em!!
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:30.
Dr_fragenstien: SwiftRage CHILL
atlas624: GO back to armory while you have the chance
TXC2: right chat I'm off
viredae: is this the first run?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Chonick
Himyul: it's going to mess up his splits Alex
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just Kramer through all the doors
TehAmelie: it's a chill chili dawg dawg
viredae: that's me
kingoftuesdaynight: Did someone say trog? seabatTROG
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Alex and ben
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m0nkeyrama: It is the first @viredae
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Jerry!"
sifonaonline: I was once introduced to a Canadian named Lahey. I told them to "Fuck off Mr. Lahey"
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2 !!
Himyul: you didn't get the book, did you?
sifonaonline: They did not get the reference.
sifonaonline: I felt very bad.
TehAmelie: i like the warning "do not turn off your PC" at the exact two seconds while the game is writing a save
electroswagnetism: parkour parkour!
kenohki2: I'm also at home today, as I seem to have caught some kind of flu thingy
cog1to: brightness 200% ?
Dwinick: Hey peeps
Cw3040: yeah it's really going around everywhere @kenohki2
ThePerrBearr: shortgun
matthew_dauber: im sorry what
BrindleBoar: thumper!
ReynardWrecca: Do we still have that wonderful safe-room music?
InkyGhoast: lrrHORN
Mister_BlueSky: Grenade Lawnchair.
Dwinick: They confiscated it Alex
matthew_dauber: the boobzooka?
TehAmelie: only n' America
wounded74: confiscated probably
cog1to: why is everything is washed out?
Mister_BlueSky: It makes the THNK sound.
Himyul: they just saw the Terminator. They wanted to be ready
kingoftuesdaynight: American Cops
electroswagnetism: I think the real problem is that they have FIRE BULLETS for it
kenohki2: Cw3040 i'm on allllll the meds now
splatty1: for riot rounds.... incendiary riot rounds Kappa
Rhynerd: I imagine that would be in an evidence locker instead of the weapons locker.
Alness49: "Foomp" time!
TheDauntlessFew: there's a shortcut through the room with all the desks back to the main room, save you the time running all over
lilyoswald: America!
Foxmar320: Ben check the map there is a faster way to the main hall
freshmaker__: gotta stop crime somehow
Astra7525: It's a Musuem Alex
viredae: I mean, to be fair, this is the most potent weapon in the whole building
kingoftuesdaynight: Military Surpls
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: it was cheap
matthew_dauber: are zombies the 4th kind?
Mister_BlueSky: Probably Barry Burton. I don't know.
ThePerrBearr: use it to launch tear gas?
tenthtechpriest: confiscated it?
Nigouki: probably for tear gas
TehAmelie: close encounters of the third degree burn kind
OKB_1: Someones personal collection?
Lazarus_18: it was a museum
viredae: and it's in a locked cabinet
Astra7525: Maybe that's a priceless artifact from Vietnam
aClonedPickle: modified for tear gas? and then re-modified for incendiary rounds? :v
kenohki2: standard issue granada lawn-chair
Lysander_Gustav: probably took it from a "collector" that didn't have a permit for it. Like in Hot Fuzz
wounded74: @LoadingReadyRun got it off the internet officer
Ferisar: kinda surprised claire gets the same weapons on a-side as b-side
justwhatever_idk: Resident Evil Police exists in a universe highly militarized police force. So, you know, modern USA
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BrindleBoar: or not!
Karfsma778: I mean, it's America. Criminals aren't human
matthew_dauber: change of plans lol
GlennSeto: It WAS the evidence locker.
TehAmelie: but then it'd be in the evidence lo9cker
johothehobo: jaywalking? on my turf, thats a Fooomhping for you
compelledtobeaninfidel: As an American, seems normal to me
SerraBruja: That zombie looks like his name is Brent
TehAmelie: we just got bit, yo.
electroswagnetism: redfields don't fuck around my dude
Alness49: Gave him the Seagal Special
viredae: ya bit
DiscordianTokkan: I hurt mahself to dayyyy. Zombie bit mah neck
TehAmelie: might as well eat our incendiary grenade
korvys: Oh man, that neck bite really hurt my ribs
Asimech: Claire: Confirmed to be better at neck snapping than Seagal or Superman.
MechaKuuga: it could be a riot control weapon, te
kingoftuesdaynight: Her brother OPMs boulders, my guy
drcanonball: is there a way to kill those things permanently?
viredae: grab the book!
Nigouki: boooooooooook
kingoftuesdaynight: The Redfields are EXTRA
wounded74: the book!!
korvys: @drcanonball Bullets
Haberdashed: Is One Punch Man a verb now?
m0nkeyrama: Awww
TehAmelie: everything can be verbed if you want to
freshmaker__: :O
Dr_fragenstien: where's the lie?
sifonaonline: Yeah, you got us.
Vanbael: :(
kingoftuesdaynight: Woooooow
Himyul: I have been dunked upon!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HAY
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i need some ointment
Amentur: lrrAWW
atlas624: Harsh, but not unfair
korvys: @drcanonball I think? But I guess we don't want to waste them
Metric_Furlong: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
viredae: Nah, Adam would be the last one
electroswagnetism: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah that tracks
1losttheGame: its true seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Lysander_Gustav: We're the disapproving drake meme
Phailhammer: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Lazarus_18: seabatTROG seabatTROG
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Cave slime seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Mowdownjoe: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
anetfullofjello: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
arcaneIllumination: They're not wrong about us.
fiftymcnasty: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
korvys: seabatTROG
ConspiracyOfCartographers: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Alness49: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
wicker_knight: first is also last because time is a flat circle
Asimech: I mean, we need Beej in here so it's an ABBA stream.
timiam: Don't you talk bad about our slime!
Valashu__: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
WonderfulGlory: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
OKB_1: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
ArkhamArchivist: seabatTROG
freshmaker__: Hey frick you, slime is delicious
ReynardWrecca: Hey, I like my cave!
The_Kraken19: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Lumb3rj4ck: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Psychic_Ketchup: Cave moss Adam. Cave moss.
Talin06: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Sweeeet seabatTROG seabatTROG
RoseShark: Whoa
Aztren: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
kingoftuesdaynight: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
EvilBadman: seabatTROG
BusTed: seabatTROG
MalBeam: where's our cave slime emote adam? seabatTROG
circusofkirkus: the best emote
Mushbie: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
WonderfulGlory: We are but humble seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
atlas624: Also fuck you Adam, this cave slime is the shit and you're just jealous
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG
BakemonLoseYourPower: seabatTROG
TehAmelie: why the lrrEFF is THIS in a police station
Doctor_Pockets: seabatTROG
BrindleBoar: fucken why
splatty1: turnt
Jorge4hg: fair
matthew_dauber: is that a weapon
wounded74: Well now im going to let alex kill himself like in every magic game he's ever played
OKB_1: Is this inside the police station?!?!?
wicker_knight: MOON PRISM POWER
GDwarf: With this we can transform into a magical girl!
Rhynerd: @tehamelie the station used to be an art museum.
ReynardWrecca: If I know my RE remake, obtaining thing = bad thing imminent.
kingoftuesdaynight: Wait alex no
EJGRgunner: Could you use the rest of the scepter on that jack?
TehAmelie: i guess that makes sense
wicker_knight: @Rhynerd why is it STILL in a police station then
kingoftuesdaynight: It doesn't have a flared base my guy
matthew_dauber: gotta work on that posture lrrBEEJ
Alness49: So we sell this to the trenchcoat "Strangah"?
sopranocat: If galaxy brain means mostly empty space with tiny bits of intelligence spread out far between, then yes, I'm currently a galaxy brain, can confirm. Sooooo much medication right now. Ugh
aClonedPickle: raccoon city is weird.
freshmaker__: sick richard and mortimer reference my dudes
Rhynerd: @wicker_knight haven’t finished moving out the old stuff?
GlennSeto: Not the prison pouch!
korvys: Looks like coins or crests
Haberdashed: Alex "I'm gonna stick this up my butt" Steacy
justwhatever_idk: sonic BOOM
GroutNASA: Twitch web interface has no chat
Rockario: We saw it just today!
wicker_knight: @Rhynerd ...eh, not worth trying to call it out
Dabrainbox: That statue was the one for the secret passage, the book shows you where the keys are
BusTed: Such a genius call.
EvilBadman: Adam had the sound way up on the first Spider
m0nkeyrama: That spider call was seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
EvilBadman: it was quite alarming.
Galactic_pain: Godzilla spider?
Nocxia: There was also a jump scare weasel.
kenohki2: oooops
Rhynerd: Either that or Umbrella decided “nah, keep that stuff in there, it’s safer under police protection” because Umbrella probably had a lot of sway in this town.
Rockario: Coming in for a landing!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you for flying delta
Haberdashed: Was that on Adam's personal stream?
viredae: the dude is in a hurry
BrindleBoar: hellachopter
Asimech: That's a *heck* of a way to deliver a housekeeper.
johothehobo: jahovaswitniss, hello?
sopranocat: helicopter
ReynardWrecca: Oh no, is it the BOW?!
EvilBadman: Mike? MIIIIIIIKE
pyalamode: Helipopter
electroswagnetism: airplane confirmed
Alness49: Get to the Chop... wait
wounded74: jimmy johns is taking their freaky fast delivery too far
OKB_1: There's your problem
tenthtechpriest: no chopper pilots allowed to live. EVER
ggodopaste: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:23.
BrindleBoar: welp, he's dead
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Leon's been standing there for 35 minutes
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Tiber727: Somehow being in the air doesn't protect you from the zombie apocalypse.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: she kinda looks like jlaw
Saphiroko: is it just me or does Claire really look like Kara from that bad robot game
kenohki2: one fo those aero-copter things
drcanonball: have a gun tho
SydPreviouslyHeadache: laying it on thick with extra cs
hippitybobbity: do eet, Im heah!
OKB_1: Everybody is so moist. This engine.
BusTed: lrrCOW
viredae: Claire is a total cinnamon bun
tenthtechpriest: I mean, LOOK AT HIM
lilyoswald: Go run to the hardware store and get some bolt cutters, it would solve so many problems here
m0nkeyrama: They're both v attractive
Foxmar320: lol
WereDoor: girl you thirsty
KV1NN4: Leon's girlfriend JUSt left him. (ok ok i know they changed that backstory)
AlienNanobots: Pretty boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'd take my chances with barbed wire
CleverCrumbish: These would be normal non-flirty things to say if you hadn't met this guy LITERALLY TODAY
sopranocat: is Leon a character who ends up being a bad guy later? am I the only one getting that vibe?
justwhatever_idk: "hey so if you're not doing anything later after this zombie apocalypse, wannnnnnnnna ffffuck?"
hippitybobbity: we all thirsty
Asimech: Leon is also a meathead. (Graham's Leon is my canon Leon.)
disebot: Swing for the fences, Alex
Louie_Salmon: They are both baby-faced cuties
tim19862: She said, "I'm fine" and he didn't even ask.... hmm
Metric_Furlong: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
pyalamode: aw
atlas624: It's just a shame all that flirting is for naught - Ada is on the horizon
sifonaonline: Leon has a very "90's boy band" look.
wicker_knight: @sopranocat he's not, no. He does become a little more cynical
AlienNanobots: Plus, in the future, he'll be a zombie-suplexing badass
sifonaonline: He's a cutie.
TehAmelie: i looked away, were we talking about riding Leon's wrinkle stick?
pyalamode: we need stronger babies
tenthtechpriest: wait you have bolt cutters OPEN THE FENCE AND LET LEON IN
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie yes
sopranocat: okay, that's good
electroswagnetism: Unless they changed the story, Leon goes on to be the hero of resident evil 4 and 6
DiscordianTokkan: Friiiiiiig
Foxmar320: It burns!
Haberdashed: LOL
Nocxia: nononononononon
matthew_dauber: yikerinos
m0nkeyrama: Fire zombie :o
ReynardWrecca: Blimey.
BrindleBoar: fire zombo
kenohki2: Burning kisses
drcanonball: fire zombo
justwhatever_idk: take 2d6 fire damage
kingoftuesdaynight: that's hot
TehAmelie: i named one of the main characters in my book Leon but i want it to be known that she's not named after this Leon
OKB_1: Shits on fire yoo
Metric_Furlong: "let's go back, what's the worst that could happen?"
1losttheGame: you just get up and then have to punch a FLAMING ZOMBIE???
disebot: Aaahahhhahaahahhahaah messed up by controls & camera
Jorge4hg: hot zombie
wicker_knight: @sopranocat he does end up with a bad case of "UST with Catwoman" syndrome
Asimech: You're one foot in the grave.
sifonaonline: Just add more fire.
Vanbael: mawp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fight with fire
electroswagnetism: gottem
korvys: More fire, that's the answer
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viredae: yeah that helped
tenthtechpriest: now they are even more on fire
fiftymcnasty: They were already on fire ben
Psychic_Ketchup: Ah we just add more fire
Saphiroko: how do we solve some fire? MORE FIRE
Phailhammer: Camera. Pls.
Mowdownjoe: YEAH! MORE FIRE!
pyalamode: I didn't know we ordered BBQ
wounded74: fight fire with fire i guess @LoadingReadyRun
Dabrainbox: More fire will solve this problem
kingoftuesdaynight: YES BEN ADD MORE FIRE TAT"LL HELP
MaelstronSolenor: don't think setting the fire zombie on fire will work
matthew_dauber: hooglBezos hooglBezos hooglBezos hooglBezos hooglBezos
HondoTrigger: chat, have we run into mr x yet?
1losttheGame: turn off the alarm?
matthew_dauber: bezo bucksss
madmanoreo: I'll just put this here with the other fire,,,
GroutNASA: Interesting. Chat is diabled if you zoom the browser too much
InkyGhoast: oh is that hte helicopter
kingoftuesdaynight: @HondoTrigger Nope
Dabrainbox: @HondoTrigger nope
Rhynerd: Fight fire with a explosion that leads to more fire.
TheDauntlessFew: @HondoTrigger not even close
countz3r0: bullets on the can downstairs
viredae: I did not expect the fire physics to work and put the fire out
drcanonball: fight fire with fire they say
wounded74: @LoadingReadyRun just jund them out
Galactic_pain: Is it on fire? It could be more on fire
Asimech: Look, the one problem which solves fire is more fire. It's a basic slash-and-burn fact.
m0nkeyrama: I love that vine
richard_ermen: Zombos! Nyorooon....
sopranocat: Y'know, back in my day, when you shot a zombie in the head multiple times or set in on fire they went down and stayed down, none of this 'respawning' nonsense. Kids these days
m0nkeyrama: Look at all these chickens
Foxmar320: lrrSACK shot
Psychic_Ketchup: But with zombies, so it's just castlevania
kingoftuesdaynight: @sopranocat That sounds easier
BrindleBoar: that headsplosion
pyalamode: I'd hate to burst your head buble
Mister_BlueSky: He's half the man he used to be.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is yellow the indicator of an overcomable barrier?
EvilBadman: Half-time? MAROON 5?!
Alness49: "Is there a bit of the brain which if you shoot makes the head explode?"
GroutNASA: Partial shutdown
Himyul: that was a half-hearted attempt, Adam
1losttheGame: man Ben, you're really TEARing through this
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Half time Heat is gonna be sick, Adam
kingoftuesdaynight: That man's blood pressure was off the charts
viredae: was that a super lucky shot or is this assisted mode?
Haberdashed: LOL
electroswagnetism: Do we ever get a cooler handgun
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
Nocxia: The slats! the Slats!
EvilBadman: @viredae The magnum can crit IIRc
EvilBadman: handgun*
Haberdashed: GRENADAAAA
iamnolionheart: You see Ivan
viredae: yeah, I know, but two in a row is something
Vanbael: better used against las plagas
aClonedPickle: use herb?
gamercat88: stab him
TehAmelie: this is not the time to get high
Haberdashed: I realized the other day that I still say "Grenadaaaa" every time I yeet a grenade in a game, but CoD: WaW came out FOREVER ago
wicker_knight: this is the BEST time to get high
kingoftuesdaynight: What platform are they playing on?
lifecharacter: The map is real good in this game so you don't need to worry about items.
CleverCrumbish: No, guys, you see, the grenade is non-lethal lrrBEEJ
Rhynerd: Heck, a flashbang would have pulped that brain at that range.
Phosphatide: s-s-smo-s-smoke
TehAmelie: to be fair they are flash bombs, not white phosphorous
MaelstronSolenor: there is a blue plant int he office as well right?
ReynardWrecca: Smoke craniums errryday.
RoseShark: Coming up Milhouse.
wicker_knight: Smoke Brains Erryday
countz3r0: you still need the key?
BrindleBoar: plenty of ammo, so unless storage space is limited might as well let it sit
antonaqua: Haha! Caught a stream!
viredae: is it in the police station section?
johothehobo: is there a klip of adam beating the stupid boss?
Foxmar320: the gunpowerder file is under police station files
solahwin_tampramain: i would take one extra round
TehAmelie: making bullets to make guns shoot. how did they end up putting crafting in this too?
m0nkeyrama: Which one @johothehobo ?
anetfullofjello: gruul herbs
viredae: Gruul herb
wounded74: grul herb @LoadingReadyRun
korvys: You can combine Gunpowder with High-Grade Gunpowder, if you find some, but I think that's it.
viredae: shortcut
TehAmelie: put a fire grenade in his wound. try to sterilize it
BrindleBoar: not gruul, then blaze it
lifecharacter: Did we not get a map yet?
Psychic_Ketchup: That's some good quality of life
Dr_fragenstien: the men's shower room O///O
johothehobo: i am not sure, but james talked about it on minoclock, apparently he got a bunch of gifted subs after it, @m0nkeyrama
CommandoJE: With all these shortcuts this game is basically Dark Souls Kappa
BrindleBoar: *plap*
Nocxia: ".....OK"
Psychic_Ketchup: Bye?
disebot: Sweet slapstick in there
GroutNASA: "Being alive is over-rated. DEBATE ME"
Dr_fragenstien: he did a flip PogChamp
viredae: Dasmmit Adam
RoseShark: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The most honourable sudoku
TehAmelie: that was the goofiest thing i've seen a zombie do
m0nkeyrama: Ooooh, boshy sonic. It's on his home stream twitch.tv/seabats @johothehobo
1losttheGame: sounds right to me seabatTROG
korvys: seabatBRAIN
RoseShark: Mood
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatSEAL
ThePerrBearr: maps are for quitters
Captainfuse: Maps are for quiters and people who arn't afraid of pausing
arcaneIllumination: As a math major: "Ouch"
GroutNASA: "T-Virus is the future. DEBATE ME"
TehAmelie: maps are for blockers
m0nkeyrama: Pull the lever!
DiscordianTokkan: OCCUPADO
Asimech: Honorable sudoku is like black belt on shiatsu.
AlienNanobots: Man, a building-sized escape room would be awesome
kingoftuesdaynight: Maps suck, naps rule
Captainfuse: Tyrant did nothing wrong change my mind?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: y'all are doing this game twice as fast as i did
GroutNASA: boo
DigitalSeahorse: shame that I missed more than an hour of this
ReynardWrecca: "that's my secret, Leon...I'm always covered in brains."
countz3r0: open mouth i think
Krimarie: That's the one that just fell on the floor
HondoTrigger: giant enemy crab
seantheman2: yuuup
wounded74: assaulting an officer
beregolas: for massive extra damage
Rhynerd: So that’s how Leon one shot that zombie
seantheman2: that's a total crit
EvilBadman: if it';s like old REs it was a random chance in the head
GroutNASA: you pass
countz3r0: You just killed Bob
Dr_fragenstien: my thought is that the ones that die in 1 shot are the ones that are spawned in
1losttheGame: what if that had been an alive man Ben? Kappa
viredae: Post mortem dab
m0nkeyrama: yeaaaaah
Psychic_Ketchup: benginDab benginDab benginDab
korvys: benginDab
jingitaxias_: rooDab
Laserbeaks_Fury: is DAB one of the combinations?
pyalamode: benginDab benginDab benginDab
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab
wicker_knight: Sidenote that was probably discussed earlier but I really like the fannypack in this character model
Phailhammer: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Alness49: You can't call that living
AlienNanobots: benginDab
kingoftuesdaynight: Sick as FUUUUUUUU
countz3r0: All he wanted to do was dance
DigitalSeahorse: <o/
electroswagnetism: In RE4 it was between the eyebrows
GlennSeto: Claire with the hollow points.
TehAmelie: the trouble is if you make an escape room big enough you won't be able to get in and stop people when they start tearing it to shreds
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooDab
EJGRgunner: I always make sure that after I work out in the gym, I apply some gunpowder
lifecharacter: Fun hallway
DigitalSeahorse: there goes my streak of dab sub
drcanonball: rabit?
Haberdashed: NOT OKAY
Himyul: he must've gotten something real good. It cost him an arm and a leg LUL
1losttheGame: GRENADES
Rhynerd: Meet the Licker!
TehAmelie: we didn't start the fire
RoseShark: Licker time, boys.
SerraBruja: WHAT
Foxmar320: oh that hurt
matthew_dauber: yikes
m0nkeyrama: woooow
Haberdashed: And now we're in the fire
antonaqua: f me, I'm bad with these kind of games
GDwarf: Liqueur
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
HondoTrigger: it takes 2 to kill it
Rhynerd: How did you survive that?
countz3r0: wow
kenohki2: CRISPY!!!
kingoftuesdaynight: Let me just use this exploding fire device at point blank range
Asimech: @wicker_knight I'm pretty sure it's just a satchel which has glued to Claire's butt thanks to sweat since there's a strap.
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
Nocxia: licky licky!!
wounded74: double tap to be sure
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: they, um... they lick
Mister_BlueSky: Their vision is based on sound. You can actually sneak past them if you're super patient.
Foxmar320: THIC
seantheman2: @DiscordianTokkan thanks for the follow up clip by the way
Alness49: seabatBRAIN
Himyul: Licker? I hardly knew her!
countz3r0: kick it
KV1NN4: Have fun Ben, there's more of these!
morgoth_bauglyr: a liqour
viredae: does Ben know why they call it a licker?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: L I C C
m0nkeyrama: Thiccdos
Invitare: I mean, it's not like they're using the brain
OKB_1: Dik
CleverCrumbish: That's not generally a good evolutionary strategy
RoseShark: THICC
Nightvalien28: on her pocket
atlas624: Brain on the outside = really long tongue? Makes sense
Phosphatide: thiccer
atlas624: She holds it between her boobs
benegesseritmother: sit on my face bröther
Orgmastron: S T A R S
atlas624: Leon does it with his pecs
DigitalSeahorse: katesScared
TehAmelie: they have to moisten their brain somehow
Rhynerd: I think she’s holding the flashlight with her thumb.
DiscordianTokkan: Hammerspace! From Ranma 1/2!
lifecharacter: "Okay but where does the flashlight go? Checkmate atheists!"
HondoTrigger: welcome to the oubliette
Markster981: is that my joke you've got there ramen Kappa
pyalamode: hold the gun & light at the same time
BrindleBoar: the owouwubliette?!?
wounded74: in alex's shame box?
wicker_knight: @Asimech I mean sure, but I like that it both gives a bit of a handwave for the inventory space and also means that the game can both give her the "sexy fitted pants" silhouette and also avoid showing off her butt too much
viredae: I should get a shame box...
pyalamode: Remember what?
DiscordianTokkan: 9L-15R-7L
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏
gamercat88: 6969
Nocxia: D:
matthew_dauber: 715 9 right
ThePerrBearr: 4 20 69
Rhynerd: 9 15 7
timiam: Adam's real sassy today
TehAmelie: R9, L15, i gorgot the rest
Captainfuse: No Pressure guys
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: remember what?
1losttheGame: L9, R15, L7
RoseShark: I already forgot.
Vanbael: I forgot already
lifecharacter: seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Adam is always sassy
bunnyoffaith: L7, R9, L15
Dr_fragenstien: that's how we like it. we've been naughty
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
that_guy_that_laughs: What’s the code
timiam: Savidaddy is tough but fair
Asimech: @wicker_knight Yeah, I agree it's good.
matthew_dauber: we love you too
breathlessisthehunt: We love you too Adam
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Haberdashed: @BrindleBoar I hate how much I like that
circusofkirkus: we're still waiting on that date, Adam
Himyul: we don't hate you Alex
countz3r0: Chat is frequently insolent and needs to be kept in check
TheDauntlessFew: turn left until the dial breaks off
aClonedPickle: hell yeah acid rounds
breathlessisthehunt: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHEART
Zath_: UwU
DigitalSeahorse: I love you too, Alex, Ben and Adam!
Nightvalien28: NEEEEERD
RoseShark: Aww
wench_tacular: aw, he does like us
DiscordianTokkan: ThankCentre
ThePerrBearr: it's a THANKCENTER
TehAmelie: ClappyHype
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Vanbael: that old OS
Dr_fragenstien: love us like a dumb hamster
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
wicker_knight: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: We love you too, Adam benginHeart benginHeart seabatTROG seabatTROG
patrick_stonecrusher: we deserve it
TemporallyAwry: Sass is different than hate lrrHEART
Asimech: @wicker_knight Also it seems the strap is actually for the shotgun, so that shows what I know.
Gizmoloid: What are we remembering? I wasn't listening.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: DONGLE
kingoftuesdaynight: DONGLE
viredae: hehe dongle
DigitalSeahorse: slytqDD slytqDD slytqDD slytqDD slytqDD
Lysander_Gustav: oh god the dongles. This is a 90s game
circusofkirkus: can we wear that rad leather jacket?
Foxmar320: lrrWOW
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
patrick_stonecrusher: he only does it cause he loves us
1y1e: the old "three prong attack"
OKB_1: What kind of USB?
Mowdownjoe: You guys are acting my vocational class with all the dongle talk.
Captainfuse: Alex thinking the exact thing I was
HondoTrigger: cheer100 always love seeing the world's biggest kingdom hearts fan along with ben and alex
Metric_Furlong: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
atlas624: Do you have to try doggy style before missionary?
Inquisitor_Xian: ALEX
m0nkeyrama: Wooooow
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX
solahwin_tampramain: EAignb;r
wicker_knight: @Asimech I mean, it is still glued to her pants in a way no real pack would be, but that's just vidjagames
DigitalSeahorse: xD
OKB_1: USB-C goes in both ways
RoseShark: Bad, Alex.
1losttheGame: we have missed ya Alex LUL
ThePerrBearr: there will come a time when USB C has taken over, and that joke won't make sense anymore
timiam: You're gettin' old and responsible, Ben. Soon you'll be in your 20's. ;)
Lysander_Gustav: That is one awesome unicorn
DigitalSeahorse: unicorn
Dabrainbox: There is also one on the main hall by the way
Haberdashed: That statue is majestic af
Neljandik: Holy hell the brightness is high on the stream
Himyul: a proud ASS statue? No way, that's a stag, not a donkey
1losttheGame: the notebook
Laserbeaks_Fury: Officers notebook
Asimech: @wicker_knight Or velcro. Butt-velcro.
DigitalSeahorse: unicornis
seantheman2: @DiscordianTokkan These will make the highlight
arcaneIllumination: Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo
lifecharacter: Punished
Drasvin: Even a crazy person can be the sanest in the room, if everyone else is crazier
Foxmar320: welp
Mysticman89: are all the puzzles and so on the same in this version or were those tweaked?
ThePerrBearr: a water vase?
kingoftuesdaynight: Is that a homestuck
Psychic_Ketchup: More of an amphora really
Himyul: you cannot get ye coin
TehAmelie: i think that's Aquarius
Makhiel: jar is Aquarius
Tiber727: Really, interacting with others is literally the only difference between playing alone and streaming. I you didn't like chat, I'd wonder why Adam streamed.
pyalamode: I didn't remember it, but I clipped it: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerDeliciousWolverineTheRinger
BrindleBoar: library?
Krayvern: I just got in and first thing I heard was "PISS". Nice.
BusTed: Someone's in here!
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Asimech: @Mysticman89 At least some puzzles are changed from the original.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
1losttheGame: a litttttttle overkill maybe
pyalamode: @BusTed hiii
Rhynerd: Danger close.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: surprised that didn't hurt you
BusTed: Heya py!
arcaneIllumination: Oh yeah. Been a while since I've cared about the usual symbols of the horoscope.
Lysander_Gustav: :D
Clockwork_Penguin: I say, i say, i say. Whats a Grecian Urn? About 2 bob an hour ba dum tisch.
pixiecat87: Been has stared into the abyss and it stared back.
Mysticman89: cool. kinda want this, but reluctant to pay for just graphics
Mowdownjoe: XD
Himyul: you've gone to the store too many times, Alex
Lysander_Gustav: Press x to dash
viredae: I only press F to respect
TehAmelie: i remember Aquarius because it's an air sign. so much hate
freshmaker__: by the nine, he hit the doubt
Invitare: press X to Jason
iamnolionheart: This stream really activates my almods
drcanonball: press x to attack
electroswagnetism: I think it's square to doubt
cakes_here: F
iamnolionheart: Almonds fuck
1losttheGame: i keep thinking this is the game with Nemesis in it
Nocxia: Just press x. nothing will happen, but you'll feel better.
Rhynerd: @mysticman89 just graphics?
Laserbeaks_Fury: EXCELSIOR!
ardengnome: Press x to shaun
DigitalSeahorse: F
Inquisitor_Xian: truuue believers!
Mysticman89: compared to having played the original re2
electroswagnetism: wait isn;t nemesis in this game?
Ferisar: you can tell if a room has items in it if it's red on the map @LoadingReadyRun
The_Kraken19: Excelsior! **dobs**
Foxmar320: The map tells you if you miss items
kingoftuesdaynight: What if it was PURPLE!
Himyul: press x to feel shame
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: the map should show if you missed anything - its color coded
1losttheGame: Nemesis is in 3 i think
seantheman2: I dont think so. I think Nemesis is in RE3
Orgmastron: @electroswagnetism No that's 3
Asimech: @electroswagnetism No, like me you're mixing this up with RE3. There is a tyrant though.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The map tells you if you have missed anything.
Invitare: What's that smell? It's blood! That makes sense actually
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m0nkeyrama: welp
Rhynerd: @electroswagnetism there’s an earlier version of Nemesis called Mr. X
shea_wolfe: Adam doesn't add enough value to be Alex's dad
Dared00: @electroswagnetism no, nemesis is in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis ;D
wicker_knight: nopenoenopenoepnpenpe
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are you my dad? You have to tell me if you are
m0nkeyrama: we're out now
johothehobo: new fanfic
Captainfuse: Thanks for tuning in kids..
Rhynerd: Better knownnas a Tyrant
viredae: wait, did we get the medallion? I forgot
kingoftuesdaynight: Alex please stop making that face
pyalamode: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Technically we all could be
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG
sifonaonline: Adam got that way after being locked in a car with Beej for a week.
umbe35: you my bro
TemporallyAwry: Coy but not subtle?
kingoftuesdaynight: It's 2019 it's legal to be horny again
Justin_Bailey: more WE-dallion
RoseShark: I'm always horny on main.
viredae: I mean, I'm always horny...
Luminaire_p: What color is an off-color koi? Kappa
Asimech: Look, if someone has horns I'm not going to insist they have to have them cut off.
Metric_Furlong: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always mildly disconcerted.
Markster981: satisfied on main
arcaneIllumination: LORAX!
patrick_stonecrusher: lion weed bird Snoop's new name?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm as horny as a Tetzimoc
1losttheGame: i dont like the evil dead movies >_>
Orgmastron: @viredae That's my secret, Captain Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: the miracle birth of Adam from Alex without any motherly source of egg
viredae: Kappa
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always alive.
Mowdownjoe: I liked Ash Vs. Evil Dead. Never watched season 3, though.
BrindleBoar: Ash vs Evil Dead takes some liberties with the character of Ash. It's funny, but not particularly good.
sifonaonline: Quills don't count as horns though!
DiscordianTokkan: It wasn't even for Netflix, it was for Starz
1losttheGame: i was told that they were funny, and then i saw the first movie and THAT IS NOT A FUNNY MOVIE
matthew_dauber: that movie was a shitshow holy crap
electroswagnetism: I really liked evil dead 1 :(
gamercat88: This is my boom stick!
TehAmelie: Evil Dead 1 is like Street Fighter 1
ShadowReignhart: Oh man...all three Nope boys together in one stream? I'm happy now...
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kingoftuesdaynight: Evil Dead 1 wasn't supposed to be funny
Azsedcf: You missed the safe
Wf_Geisterloeffel: evil dead rooLove
anetfullofjello: @1losttheGame Did you watch the original one or the remake?
Indiexxx: Evil Dead 1 is my favorite movie
Haberdashed: Which is the medieval one?
GDwarf: I mean, the first Evil Dead movie *can* be funny, it just...wasn't supposed to be.
viredae: I kinda always wanted something like Vs. Evil Dead, so I do like it
1losttheGame: @anetfullofjello the original. not a very funny movie T_T
Aztren: ash vs evil dead takes a season to really get off the ground... which isnt actually a compliment but eh
ReynardWrecca: Army Of Darkness is still one of my most-quoted films ever.
1losttheGame: cabin in the woods is amazing
m0nkeyrama: ^
DigitalSeahorse: was that the one where the zombies were naked?
DigitalSeahorse: ok
Captainfuse: There was some creepy dark scenes in the first one
TheMerricat: Well on top of the fact that it was over the top, they had zero budget
RoseShark: Evil Dead 2 is rad.
Haberdashed: So could I just start with Evil Dead 2?
anetfullofjello: this. is my BOOMSTICK
viredae: Yeah, Cabin is cool
TehAmelie: then Cabin in the Woods turned horror genre into a crater it has yet to climb out of
toothpaste611: if evil dead 1 is the progenitor, does that make the netflix show the progenitor mimic?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i'd love another cabin innawoods
tim19862: how similar in plot are 1 and 2?
DigitalSeahorse: note to self - watch Cabin
ReynardWrecca: Ash weighting down his disembodied flying demon-hand with a copy of 'A Farewell To Arms'...
timiam: #Ben4Dad
viredae: but did he get bottled?
sopranocat: the Let's Nope of Evil Within when Alex said it's like the characters all realize they're in a bad game, I immediately thought the main character was Bruce Campbell and it made the whole game FANTASTIC
Laserbeaks_Fury: And Ash carries over
tim19862: thanks Alex :)
Markster981: bens solving puzzles while adam and alex protest for horny rights
HondoTrigger: so ben is playing the game and adam and alex are twitch chat?
BrindleBoar: yeah the original Evil Dead's budget was so thin that they were burning set furniture to stay warm at the end of the shoot
Himyul: 2 has 80% less tree violation
DiscordianTokkan: #2 has less uh.... Amorous Angry Tree
ThePerrBearr: Evil Dead... take 2
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @ReynardWrecca LUL
wicker_knight: Evil Dead 1 vs 2 is like Alien vs Aliens. Different Genre but almost identical plot
RoseShark: The beginning of 2 simplifies part 1.
Laserbeaks_Fury: L9-R15-L7
viredae: 9L-15R-7L
Lanthess: I forgot!
Foxmar320: Adam got it
sifonaonline: 9-15-7
WonderfulGlory: We forgot, please don't ban
DiscordianTokkan: 9157 yea
Indiexxx: It's not a remake, the first 10 minutes is a recap of 1
gamercat88: 69 69
thecanerdian: yeah, the re-make was played more-or-less very seriously, and with major amped-up gore
The_Kraken19: Yeah, the 2013 of Evil Dead is 'not great'
m0nkeyrama: Look at that seabatBRAIN memory
Lysander_Gustav: Sort of like Ash got amnesia between 1 and 2, due to possible demonic posession
DigitalSeahorse: one need not reason to remake movie, one only need money :P
shea_wolfe: Liefield time!
Boi_Ginny: Easy game easy life
ReynardWrecca: The reason, Alex, was money! Horror is cheap, remakes are popular.
Saphiroko: You could fit a whole gun in there!
1losttheGame: but we didnt remember seabatTROG
voslan: They remade it becasue money, and jump scare slayers were popular.
m0nkeyrama: We're free from our job!
TehAmelie: [Liefeld intensifies]
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: alex sounds like Colossus from Xmen
patrick_stonecrusher: Evil Dead 2 = R rated Evil Dead 1
Asimech: Evil Dead 2 retcons Evil Dead 1 quite heavily, enough that watching 1 is not needed to see it & could even just confuse you.
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
1y1e: literally nothing I love more than extra inventory space
ThePerrBearr: ok, but for in-world purposes, why woule that be in a safe?
RoseShark: I like the remake actually, but it is super duper violent.
Captainfuse: Can we address the fact that a fanny pack was in a safe? like...is a fanny pack that important post zombies? or pre zombies?
Dabrainbox: @LoadingReadyRun the final statue was behind that C4, you could see it through the bars
viredae: but kinda hot Kappa
Indiexxx: The new one is not good
Krimarie: There were those lockers in some hallways that needed letter codes
gamercat88: the skellies marching in the final battle with Ash is a masterpiece!
Lysander_Gustav: It was evidence!
1losttheGame: did you guys see the Venom movie? surprisingly fun!
aClonedPickle: "why is raccoon city like this" is something you just gotta suspend disbelief for, chat
BrindleBoar: oh god
DoctorOfBeard: a fine paste
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like Popcorn a lot
Asimech: @Captainfuse They're a not-at-all-fashionable but surprisingly practical, if they're the sort Claire is wearing instead of the awful "sports" ones.
m0nkeyrama: LUL Alex
BrindleBoar: "zombie makeout" just gave me a Special Dead flashback
DiscordianTokkan: R u O K
sopranocat: @LoadingReadyRun if you pretend the main character in Evil Within is Bruce Campbell, the game is FANTASTIC
ThePerrBearr: a little crispy
Lysander_Gustav: I mean, they put the police department in a museum
tim19862: curvyOK Lappa
Amentur: Cwispy
DigitalSeahorse: :D
viredae: if you're unsure of where to go, just check the map
tim19862: Kappa
justwhatever_idk: he's a big guy
Rhynerd: Is that a crimson head or just a burn survivor?
Captainfuse: @Asimech A tactical fannypack as it were....
voslan: Seeing as how you are running around with a bloop gun, Being close to where ever you hit is going to be a problem.
Himyul: Rhynerd "survivor"
lifecharacter: The Raccoon City tourism department advertises the police station, the orphanage and the fact they're owned by a corporation. Raccoon City is messed up.
Asimech: @Captainfuse Tacticool is tacticool, even when it's a fannypack.
VinchenzRock: u got a map mang
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: different crank? "Thouuuuu"
Dr_fragenstien: it should be marked on the map
ThePerrBearr: it's by the library
Laserbeaks_Fury: C4 is very stable
EJGRgunner: C4 is very stable
m0nkeyrama: Strap in folks
BrindleBoar: now you've done it Alex
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: C4 is very stable?
BusTed: what if you chewed it like bubblegum
Forsaken401: you can even cook with it
johothehobo: no, explain now you got me curious
Rockario: All video games are educational
Boi_Ginny: In a video game everything explodes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: C4 is really cool
Robot_Bones: The C4 would have to be Red for it to explode when you shoot it
Rhynerd: @himyul what’s the zombie equivalent to a survivor?
TemporallyAwry: It is 100% toxic
Himyul: walker, I guess?
Antiagone: That ... sounds like something you want someone else to test out first Alex.
Nightvalien28: ain't c4 only activated with an electric current?
SpiffGames: C4 has a chemical in it to keep troops from chewing it like gum! Apparently it gives wicked headaches.
Dr_fragenstien: you can eat it too. It causes seizures though
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You need a detonator
Laserbeaks_Fury: need the detonator?
Himyul: get cronked on C4
tim19862: eeek
kingoftuesdaynight: tasty
Antiagone: You're all out of tide pods...
Dr_fragenstien: I think it usually happens my accident
Mister_BlueSky: I can give you a bit of help if you'd like.
m0nkeyrama: Hey, have some faith in us trogs
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Alness49: Vitamin C4!
voslan: People eat 80 year old ration packs. People will eat anything....
ReynardWrecca: To get out of combat.
gamercat88: C4 gives you C-ears
m0nkeyrama: We're not thaaaat dumb
Papperslappen: lrrCREEPL seabatTROG lrrCREEPR
arcaneIllumination: Obviously, we need to read a book about how to make a fuse.
nic_nax96: you need a steel pen
BrindleBoar: 420 chew C4 erryday
MistehMoses: look for rooms with chains
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
tim19862: ugh
DigitalSeahorse: you eat it cause you trust chat, never trust chat
Rockario: You can also eat concrete, it causes terrible bowel pain lrrBEEJ
ThePerrBearr: boredom
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats how you get Explosive Diarrhea
Lazarus_18: C4 seabatTROG
Gizmoloid: To see if it's stable enough to eat?
EJGRgunner: Hey man, if you need to fail a physical, a seizure's not the worst idea.
Forsaken401: no gum
Boi_Ginny: Boredom?
Aztren: gum replacement
Nightvalien28: why would people lick wii cartridges, that why
ardengnome: Wait how did we find out that c4 cause seizures?
MistehMoses: your missing a room you need to open with the bolt cutters
ReynardWrecca: They used to chew cordite to make themselves sick, get out of active duty.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: apparently people ate it to get medical discharges
Xenovita: seabatTROG
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DigitalSeahorse: you can drink bleach too...ONCE
DiscordianTokkan: Listen. There's a reason why things are called Infantry-proof. You do dumb things when you've been up 36 hours
GlennSeto: War is hard, ok?
kingoftuesdaynight: I should finish that game
ThePerrBearr: chew c4 the same reason you chew gum.. boredom, stressed
drcanonball: more accurately you should not even lick your fingers after working with c4
RoseShark: You can probably eat most things, but it isn't good.
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justwhatever_idk: Metal Gear Solid is fun, Metal Gear Solid 3 is an easy game to get into for the series
Valashu__: seabatBRAIN
Captainfuse: Youre not badass until your chewing C4 instead of tabaco cool
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait what game are they talking about?
viredae: that is a skill in and of itself
Asimech: Is there an explosive which is safe to handle and can be reliably triggered by firing on it?
GlennSeto: Fair. MGS2 is ... not good.
kingoftuesdaynight: I'm halfway through MGS3 rn
Alness49: Come for the Skating Demolitionist, and stay for the... I dunno.
DigitalSeahorse: don't eat or drink what you can only do once
VinchenzRock: y'all have an open door?
viredae: writing convincing wank that is
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ahh
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Mister_BlueSky: There ya go.
azlan121: C4 is like diesel, it basically only explodes under intense pressure, so you need the blasting caps of a more unstable explosive to set off a chian reactio
azlan121: n
atlas624: A lot of MGS2 is a bit up its own ass, but it was genuinely prescient about the internet. Not alone in that, but still worthy of being lauded
Invitare: but I don't want my own opinion. I want YOURS
jingitaxias_: how could you say something so controversial yet so brave, alex
MeImoth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:16.
Markster981: all I know is snake is thicc and thats enough tbh
justwhatever_idk: Metal Gear Solid is a series about a Mom who thought World Peace was a Good Idea and her Three Sons were all so stupid they all inevitably made their own version of nuclear war
Fu4ow: MGS2 provides a lot to think about, the execution though...
DigitalSeahorse: yayyyy not sick
tim19862: 'There are other opinions available" Kappa
kingoftuesdaynight: @justwhatever_idk lul
m0nkeyrama: sweeet
kingoftuesdaynight: LUL
ky0dar: I really enjoyed MGS2, but I played it in my late 20s
OKB_1: Looking forward to the new page
ReynardWrecca: Uh WA-A-A-A!
tim19862: lol
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky lrrAWESOME mister165Wave
hippitybobbity: love that Raiden was made because some lady wanted to play prettier bois and wrote to Hideo "big swinging dick" Kojima
TehAmelie: MGS2 went through the trouble of building one cup of ice cubes that you could shoot and then the ice cubes would melt at a different rate depending on how far from each other they were. what do you mean, lacking editorial oversight?
WithoutAnAce: oo-a-a-a-a
viredae: there's a chain room in the press room
ThePerrBearr: this isn't even my final viral form
PMAvers: And then Sonic pops up in the middle of the boss battle.
Psychic_Ketchup: You got Ludwig the Holy Blade-itis? Kappa
atlas624: Purifier looks interesting, looking forward to more
Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse mister165Wave mister165Tails
kingoftuesdaynight: It's been super cool so far, check it out
DigitalSeahorse: looking forward to seeing more! purifiercomic.com
viredae: the operation room, sorry
Asimech: @TehAmelie "Editorial Oversight: Not Even Once"
Dr_fragenstien: first floor, west wing
OKB_1: I've even setup a email notification for your comic this time, so I don't miss the whole thing like with your previous one.
Mister_BlueSky: You can't get there from this way.
freshmaker__: I forget to say this all the time, but WakeUpSuper is an incredibly good twitter handle.
ky0dar: Lost in the Supermarket - a rather good Clash song
bunnyoffaith: Has Ben been here the whole time? I know that's a weird question but I only just noticed he was the one playing
PMAvers: Adam ends up shopping for clothes in the soup isle.
Phosphatide: sometimes i think i’m still lost in costco
viredae: that commercial
WithoutAnAce: @freshmaker__ is it a reference?
asnrt: you must do one more pussle
m0nkeyrama: uuuuuuh
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Asimech: @bunnyoffaith He has been The Quiet One. Which, yeah. Strange.
viredae: Alex made me remember it
Dr_fragenstien: 2spooky
VinchenzRock: dont forget to save ben
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yes. yes he has.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bens wearing plaid, i thought he was part of the game Kappa
TehAmelie: i never even knew how to read an RSS feed and at this point it feels like i don't need to
SachielOne just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. SachielOne subscribed for 61 months in a row!
SachielOne: I might have to break my moratorium on buying Capcom games for this.
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Fu4ow: The Long Way Around - Jack DeQuidt
TheOtherTrevor: BagOfMemes
tenthtechpriest: a THICC lacquer?
ReynardWrecca: Memes and thirst.
justwhatever_idk: Ben seeing how well Mimes scan on Twitch Streams
Jwiley129: Dr. Alex, are Memes airtight? Watertight?
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freshmaker__: @WithoutAnAce I imagine it has to do with immediately using a super move as you stand up in a fighting game.
viredae: Ben's dodging like a champ
EJGRgunner: We're Claire-y Sanders all of a sudden
m0nkeyrama: Look at these footsies :o
RedXBen: Got it!
BrindleBoar: 'electronic gadget'
SachielOne: Yeah. I bought a 3DS for Megaman Legends 3 years ago. I had been waiting for that since high school. Then they cancelled it.
justwhatever_idk: lol just kidding Ben you are ok
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben you're doing great
m0nkeyrama: Ignore them, Ben
HondoTrigger: come at us adam seabatTROG
NimrodXIV: Ben's distracted, by, yknow playing the game
RedXBen: White board
DigitalSeahorse: how much strength does one need for bolt cutters?
Asimech: I really, really wish you could wave at the zombies as you pass them and they'd confusedly grunt you in greeting and ignore you for a minute.
splatty1: just dab every 10 minutes to remind people you are here Kappa
GlennSeto: The settings menu is so good in this port.
Boi_Ginny: Ben do whatever you're wonderful
kynelwynn: Bring it, Adam! Fite me coard! :D
RedXBen: Read the whiteboard
bunnyoffaith: No it's fine Ben, you're great! I'm just oblivious
KNACC: I think there is a code on the whiteboard?
kynelwynn: *coward
asnrt: look in the notebook by the statue on the 2bd floor
tim19862: yup
ky0dar: Adam kicks down your door and yells WE'RE HERE
Haberdashed: People DIED planking
ApostleO: Twitch Chat is incapable of feeling contentment. It's always grumpy.
ReynardWrecca: Put Adam in Smash Bros.
Skudd: Fads are dangerous, man.
The_Kraken19: CAP
johothehobo: cap
voslan: C.A.P.
Jwiley129: Do you know the Plank King is a NPC in the new Critical Role campaign, Adam?!
Haberdashed: Some dumbass planked on the edge of the grand canyon and fell, if I remember
KNACC: Yay I helped!
drcanonball: capper room loc
RoseShark: I mean, planking is better than that Bird Box meme thing.
viredae: 2nd floor
RedXBen: Lockers in the showers
Mister_BlueSky: CAP Kappa
viridimayai: I just got here what's this about Critical Role?
that_guy_that_laughs: Capitalism got it
ThePerrBearr: plank when a train is coming down the tracks
EvilBadman: Blank on some rotots
Forsaken401: railways
Dared00: Plank on a puma
phantomtntx: hello team
ky0dar: People planked on balconies
EvilBadman: rotors*
voslan: Planking, the older Dab!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I bet the other combotation is COM
HondoTrigger: which officer was just keeping flame grenades in his locker?
drcanonball: people decided to plank on top of a moving car
justwhatever_idk: Capcom, aka the Hat Computer
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, is this planking like the board move, or planking the core workout?
ky0dar: the board move
johothehobo: i think planking was made illegal in germany because people planked on the highway
The_Kraken19: Ass-plosives is like pee in the butt
Katten_Rastyr: What's good nerds!? cirSlain
johothehobo: @phantomtntx hellu
TehAmelie: you can't joke about the autobahn
m0nkeyrama: LUL
VinchenzRock: alex pls
Alness49: And you should all go left!
1losttheGame: after every objective you should change positions Kappa
wicker_knight: mawwwp
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX LUL
NathanJay_GA: mawp
Rhynerd: Mawp
OKB_1: You can't have a viral physical act meme with somebody dying. See planking, Pokémon Go, Harlem Shake, Icebucket challenge… etc.
tim19862: Is planking, dabbing etc considered memes or not?
ky0dar: rip headphone users
bunnyoffaith: If you guys could also all be in plaid that would be great
RoseShark: Ears, ow. LUL
m0nkeyrama: How dare you not fit our standards Kappa
viredae: Is it physically possible for you guys to BE average?
Spolin: @Katten_Rastyr cirSlain
HondoTrigger: fun fun fun on the autobahn
Robot_Bones: Alex is Bullying adam and Ben Kappa
EvilBadman: Lol if you have headphones at 100% with these boys on deck
kynelwynn: You can dance if you want to
Dr_fragenstien: "Ben's talking too much and he's playing the game wrong" -Twitch Chat when they get their way
DKS04Saturn: I missed Alex laugh
Katten_Rastyr: @Spolin cirSlain
Zath_: Y r u complain so much..?
m0nkeyrama: Why are you being yourselves? Kappa
justwhatever_idk: "Alex you need to be less self-aware of Twitch Chat" -- Twitch Chat
1losttheGame: spread some literature?
1losttheGame: Kappa
VinchenzRock: ben there's no autosaving so dont forget to save
that_guy_that_laughs: Ben plank on the wood in your inventory the zombies will never see u in there @loadingreadyrun
sopranocat: Wait, someone died playing Pokemon Go?
ReynardWrecca: All of you wear plaid shirts OVER Birthday Massacre t-shirts WITH sleeve tatts.
NimrodXIV: fire in the hole?
atlas624: You shit acid? Or fire, depending on what you load up?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad that didn't blow my ears, my feathering of volume is accurate to Alex's screams ...maybe not Ben's though
kingoftuesdaynight: A children slurry?
korvys: Gruul herb>?
viredae: Why are you guys being unique? You're making me feel bad about myself Kappa
m0nkeyrama: WutFace WutFace WutFace seabatYIKES
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ALEX ... YES
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you know they put a chemical in pools that turns color when you poop in them?
ThePerrBearr: because we miss you
o0sk_ren0o: I'm used to Alex screams but that sounded off. Has anything changed with the audio setup recently?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Rhynerd: Liquid children is probably an existing band.
Skudd: I prefer "taking the Browns to the Superbowl"
Katten_Rastyr: Oh lawd Alex naroScared
NimrodXIV: we missed you. Alex <3
arcaneIllumination: because you are an amazing person Alex
Luminaire_p: Who's trapped?
Worldbuild: Love you, Alex
chesul: we love having you here Alix.
tim19862: kaypikeHEART
chesul: *Alex
Gizmoloid: Worse we're all here voluntary!
Asimech: Alex, have you *seen* the Call of Cthulhu streams?
Aztren: Alex with that Shaggy power
voslan: LLR needs to make the same standard LOL's as pioneered by SNL!
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:56.
Jwiley129: Suddenly Adam realizes he was in the Painted World of Ariandel
iamnolionheart: Drake, where's the door
viredae: You're at 0.001% of Shaggy power, Alex
Antiagone: Augh.
dougma: To Be Continued... ==>
Haberdashed: That game was amazing
Dared00: THE GAS
Katten_Rastyr: cirLewd
arcaneIllumination: Alex "Wile E. Coyote" Staecy.
Asimech: Yeah, these guys also talked about sucking Cthulhu's dick
m0nkeyrama: It was a fun set of streams
tim19862: LUL WutFace
antidancetime: Kreygasm
HondoTrigger: eat that cave slime brotherrrr
RedXBen: Brother, brother
korvys: Brutus Beefcake?
Foxmar320: Ilol
iamnolionheart: Brohther
DigitalSeahorse: Alex has a sense for these things
xxanna92xx: Fyi when a key item has unlocked all the doors it can. It gets a red tick on it, allowing it to be discarded as its not needed
tim19862: lol
DigitalSeahorse: ah ha!
BrindleBoar: lickfren?
Katten_Rastyr: naroScared
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Nihilist Arby's ftw
Robot_Bones: eat arby's Brother
ThePerrBearr: jumanji?
DigitalSeahorse: JAWS music
ReynardWrecca: "Fool of a Redfield! Throw yourself on the C4 next time..."
Papperslappen: Stupid orcs and their stupid odd time signatures
SajuukSjet: WarBoys Summoned
OKB_1: Ooowee wa dis
Haberdashed: OwO ah ah ah
Astra7525: Uwu-ah-ah-ah-ah#
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dont forget to actuall take the medallion
Gizmoloid: UwU-ah-ah-ah-ah?
Antiagone: Is this an attempt to recruit a new sponsor?
Kukako: For that amount of C4, that seemed bit small of an explosion.
thysane: you forgot the medallion!
OKB_1: Doesn't matter. It's dark on the inside anyway.
ThePerrBearr: there are still locked doors
Asimech: @Kukako Yeah, most of it was actually chewing gum.
Dr_fragenstien: alex no
DiscordianTokkan: Right, I'm off to dinner Chat. I'll catch the last bit on the VOD. Have a good'un!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
aWabbajack: feliciaSave
Metric_Furlong: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
m0nkeyrama: WutFace WutFace WutFace
timiam: Alex no
Katten_Rastyr: cirLaugh
o0sk_ren0o: Faygo-slick tongue.... wow
tim19862: LUL woooow
1losttheGame: see, Alex can do it Kappa
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
kynelwynn: *squints at monkey*
Psychic_Ketchup: Way too descriptive some might say
kingoftuesdaynight: is that a homestuck reference?
timiam: I'd like to file a complaint
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
johothehobo: needs more meat septer
DoctorOfBeard: Alex the wordsmith
tendrilsoftragedy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:59.
Inari_Kitsune: Was watching that with my young nephew and at one point he said "did people used to be black and white?"
Papperslappen: excellent wordsmanship
viredae: Alex, you smooth motherfuicker Kappa
Nightvalien28: more like a word cobbler
tim19862: is faygo a soda?
ky0dar: are we not bothering about ToS?
1losttheGame: ALEX YES
Aztren: Grahammmm we need an adullttttt
m0nkeyrama: Hi @kynelwynn
VinchenzRock: alex yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alex Knows Kappa
hippitybobbity: uhhh
johothehobo: ys, alex yes
DigitalSeahorse: ALEX YES! :D
freshmaker__: chat thats bad improv
Dared00: Alex maybe
ApostleO: Alex yes. Alex always yes.
Skudd: Alex yes all the time
justwhatever_idk: Vote No on saying No
Kramburger: YES ALEX YESSS
tim19862: ah ok
timiam: I am very explicitly telling your Faygo slicked tongue no
MechaKuuga: because of BOUNDARIES LUL
NimrodXIV: Alex please?
Katten_Rastyr: Alex yes! ALEX ALWAYS YES! cirREE
The_Kraken19: Faygo has many flavors
BusTed: Rock 'n' Rye forever
tendrilsoftragedy: yaaass Alex!!!
iamnolionheart: Faygo is clown blood
SachielOne: Alex needs to become the third Love Doctor
Salyir: the medallion
WonderfulGlory: We literally say "Yes Adam Yes" what are you talking about
The_Kraken19: Including Moon Mist!
TokenMickus: Alex yepperoni
KV1NN4: Alex perhaps?
johothehobo: that was Art, right?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: TIL what Faygo is
viredae: Alex is so romantic!!
DoctorOfBeard: alex maybe?
bunnyoffaith: More, Alex. More!
hippitybobbity: alex conflicted
tendrilsoftragedy: what am i yasing?
The_Kraken19: And Rock'n'Rye
freshmaker__: Faygo?! Nice homestuck reference Kappa
voslan: Alex, keep on keeping
kingoftuesdaynight: Hussie ruined faygo for me
Azsedcf: why did you discard the clippers?
goblingoboomboom: benginHeart lrrSPOOP hi guys
DKS04Saturn: Okay moto.... I had so many flashbacks
Psychic_Ketchup: Clown essence really
ReynardWrecca: YES ALEX GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR TONGUE. Actually, wait...
KNACC: did we forget the medallion?
Lyrathemighty: this is a funny looking police station
RoseShark: You don't have the medallion thing, I think.
hippitybobbity: i dont know adam why do we always have to tell you no
kingoftuesdaynight: Some of their flavors are pretty dope tho
MrNekro_: Did you grab medallion?
BrindleBoar: Faygo is the power of magnets made into drank
minachirp: Everything is clown blood if you wait long enough
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did anyone see Cameron play ICP when we drafting Rakdos?
korvys: ICP are super Christian, so Faygo is Jesus Blood
RoseShark: Pockermans
WithoutAnAce: Adam do Alex and Ben know about your orange soda takes?
m0nkeyrama: Reverse!
aWabbajack: feliciaSave
kingoftuesdaynight: @korvys only redpop
Invitare: Adam are you telling us "No"?
Foxmar320: You didnt pick it up
viredae: Gosh darnit!
1losttheGame: alright, 80's PG Kappa
The_Kraken19: Lol, you didn't grab it
NathanJay_GA: lrrFINE
Ferisar: you did not
Dr_fragenstien: womp womp
wicker_knight: correct
Aztren: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You forgot the medallion
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
RoseShark: Nope
tim19862: whooops
backb0ne_uk: can we not go T for Teen
Katten_Rastyr: lrrFINE
Ferisar: also that locker in the way of door? you could move it
RedXBen: Nope
1losttheGame: is it in the chest?
Worldbuild: Left it
NimrodXIV: lrrAWW
Amentur: You didn't. Chat has been telling you
countz3r0: YA BLEW IT
CThRD: sergeHeart sergeHeart
Psychic_Ketchup: And in that moment...
Ferisar: :D
Salyir: nope
Dared00: PG means we can say one fuck
johothehobo: yes, the 3 biggest brains
Homerion: reload?
sopranocat: Yeah, we have to wait for the third date for tongue, we've only had one date with Adam chat
Forsaken401: lrrSIGNAL
NathanJay_GA: seabatYIKES
RoseShark: FeelsBadMan
RedXBen: I think it's in your chest
Dr_fragenstien: ben, why are you talking so much, focus on the game Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Dared00 no that's 13 i think
ThePerrBearr: it's okay ben, you can make up the time in the second act
korvys: Check the chest?
voslan: ANd thus Ben for ever shall be known as Ben the Forgetful!
Soul1355: reload for fast travel?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You didnt pull it off the statue
justwhatever_idk: It was in your Heart
patrick_stonecrusher: chest?
Mister_BlueSky: Oh that's why the.. yeah...
CleverCrumbish: @RedXBen No he genuinely didn't grab it
Dared00: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie ah f...uts
m0nkeyrama: Reign it in
DigitalSeahorse: welp, now I'm uncomfy
Asimech: "Back"? You can't go back to something you never were to begin with.
Lysander_Gustav: eugh
Rhynerd: What?
RoseShark: O_o
justwhatever_idk: Ben Silently Accepts Us Not Being PG
GroutNASA: "Silicone goes everywhere BROTHER"
Mewdog: you can't unring a bell
OKB_1: Hmmmm :P
ReynardWrecca: Don't force me to all-caps something that even Alex thinks is too much again...
Forsaken401: just don't forget leg day
patrick_stonecrusher: worth a shot
RedXBen: Sorry. Could've sworn you snagged it.
bunnyoffaith: cheer200 Here Ben, try and put some bits in the slot
korvys: NO SHIT
RoseShark: Eugh.
Lysander_Gustav: No pumping parties. Those are deadly.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Alex has a picture
Katten_Rastyr: I need to see this cirBlech
SpacePotato01: so he could cook himself and he would turn out perfect!
BrindleBoar: play stupid games, win stupid prizes
NimrodXIV: see, this is where "Alex No" applies
iamnolionheart: Fuck on, fuck off
Inari_Kitsune: no thank you...lol
justwhatever_idk: dont Fuck Off, Fuck With
ThePerrBearr: probably went about as well as the Korean woman who was addicted to plastic surgery and injected cooking oil into her face
iamnolionheart: The Fucker
EvilBadman: Just show adam Haitch Face
MistehMoses: you can move the book case
KV1NN4: Did you guys hear about the dude who was trying to cure his back pain by injecting his own semen into his arm?
m0nkeyrama: Oooooh myyy
Makhiel: So how many more bites before her head falls off?
Skudd: PG Ben, PG
o0sk_ren0o: Crimson Head
hippitybobbity: hhhhhghgghg
RedXBen: That's poop piled in the room...
johothehobo: oh, there was a guy who injected sperm in his arm to cure his back pain, didn't work
GDwarf: More liqueurs!
Rockario: Folks get weird ideas about what injecting yourself with stuff does
OKB_1: Pretty sure that on the moodboard of one of the visual designers of this game.
Mewdog: ah. tongueboi
SpacePotato01: and he could poke tiny holes in himself and he would constantly leak oil so he always has that oiled up look!
KV1NN4: @johothehobo *same story wave*
wicker_knight: @johothehobo I mean, that's not remotely how stem cells work but...A for effort?
RoseShark: Run so very far way!
kynelwynn: Walk slowly to get by lickers.
drcanonball: lickers locate you with sound
MistehMoses: move the book case
ThePerrBearr: i thought lickers were blind, and you could just sneak past them
Foxmar320: lickers are also blind
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: L I C C
RoseShark: Got him!
johothehobo: + for thinking outside the box i guess
EJGRgunner: Liquors are "hard"
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Lickers are blind you can just walk out of the room.
Mewdog: WHY
disebot: Can't you avoid them by not running?
m0nkeyrama: whyyy
Mister_BlueSky: Well in some circumstances.
Sanityis0verrated: still dumn
RoseShark: Oh yeah, I heard about that.
wicker_knight: trying to use it for collagen/cheek fat I'd guess
Foxmar320: Yes they are 100% blind
HondoTrigger: you can avoid them by moving slowly by them
Krayvern: There was also that guy who injected his own... "fluids' into his arm for his back pain....
Skudd: Homemade botox sounds like a bad idea
Rhynerd: Yeah, Lickers can’t see.
Skudd: Especially when botox already sounds like a bad idea
RedXBen: Yes. They're blind and track you via sound.
BleedingToast: oh yeah i seen that, it was bad
Alness49: You're asking these boys to be quiet
Mister_BlueSky: Some times it can be difficult to move slowly past a Licker.
DRMagnify: !deaths
ThePerrBearr: yeah, it's a shame, she was really beautiful, and then she got addicted to plastic surgery, and things went downhill fast
Metric_Furlong: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
viredae: well, you made it!
GroutNASA: That's right, Dan.
Mewdog: ben is correct
Rhynerd: But whether or bot you can sneak round them here...
NathanJay_GA: An MXC reference? in MY lets nope?
kingoftuesdaynight: @Krayvern Gotta keep it circulatin
OKB_1: I'm sure we're going to find a likeness of this coconut woman in this game at some point.
accountmadeforants: Ben said you guys read chat, ew
GroutNASA: Adam Babaganoush?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: can confirm, these are true Benfacts
kingoftuesdaynight: Reading Chat? seabatYIKES
Rhynerd: So, it’s a chocolate chair wrapped in gold foil?
RedXBen: Brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrother
wicker_knight: @Skudd hey, I've got this vial of snail poison mixed with fluids from a bacterium that lives in the stomach. I'm gonna inject this in your face
TokenMickus: They have a read on us, fellow chatters
justwhatever_idk: Lo Hicimos
m0nkeyrama: You did it!
Papperslappen: You are not the boss of me *turns of pc*
bunnyoffaith: On the upside, it's a secret passage so there won't be any zombies
BrindleBoar: so why does this police station have a secret exit?
Metric_Furlong: no, Alex, it's a tunnel not a labyrinth Kappa
OKB_1: !advice alex
Mewdog: marvin not looking so hot
EJGRgunner: Marvin belongs in a museum
tim19862: Classic question: Who designed that?
johothehobo: rip marvin
ReynardWrecca: Aw....Marvin.
ky0dar: This is fine
justwhatever_idk: Merv!
OKB_1: ded
wicker_knight: soooo, we gonna shoot marvin in the face
bunnyoffaith: Give him some of that green herb
Foxmar320: We could have used a first aid spray on him
disebot: Maaaarrrvvv </3
ky0dar: So, what does Claire do as a job?
Inari_Kitsune: just go...
Foxmar320: Or an herb at the least
justwhatever_idk: my dad is named Marvin this game gives me whiplash
Dr_fragenstien: "haven't you ever seen a zombie movie before?"
m0nkeyrama: Poor Marvin BibleThump
SajuukSjet: his left eye....
Lysander_Gustav: Kind of weird that you can't heal him.
GroutNASA: Marvin the Paranoid Cop
EJGRgunner: This only ends in tears and cheap, heart shaped jewelry, Claire.
tendrilsoftragedy: for the Rocj
tendrilsoftragedy: Rock*
GlennSeto: The twitching is so scary.
disebot: Brootal
disebot: </3
RichardMcSundy: awwww
Kykiwi: marv is def ded
wicker_knight: @ky0dar I think she's a student in this game? Later on she works for an international aid organization
BrindleBoar: no lunch for Adam
Orgmastron: lrrBEEJ
kimmiekoneko: @justwhatever_idk: my bf is named marvin, I feel the same way
Rhynerd: It closed behind her?
RedXBen: Thank you for... dying?
A_Dub888: !findquote lunch
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
m0nkeyrama: No.
Driosenth: Hey Marvin, Could I have all but one of your remaining bullets?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I wouldn't try to bully Beej
Tangsm: "Okay, I'll just pack up all the drugs I've filled this crate with, and be on my way."
DigitalSeahorse: katesNope
kingoftuesdaynight: FLAME SHOT
ky0dar: @wicker_knight tnx. I know barely anything about RE2
Omthebox: was there not another button for those lockers
TokenMickus: But... aren't we suppose to say yes?
Mewdog: you're on stream, so it's cyberbullying
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, it's Arthur Morgan's hat
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ
ThePerrBearr: don't bully people or i'll have to hurt you
GroutNASA: No bully No bully You're the Bully
m0nkeyrama: Wooow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam is about to get bodied
Foxmar320: Omthebox they don't have it yet
wicker_knight: @ky0dar I know a lot about 4 and 5, markedly less about the others
m0nkeyrama: No Bully Plz
justwhatever_idk: "Shut the Fuck Up we Totally Bullied You"
RichardMcSundy: oof
ky0dar: WOW
1losttheGame: LUL
bunnyoffaith: Poor Beej
ky0dar: OH BEEJ
Saphiroko: WOAH
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: THAT'S. TOO. FAR.
GroutNASA: !!
MilkInBag: what did i walk into
RichardMcSundy: #SaveBeej
tenthtechpriest: that's too far! that's too far! that's too far! that's too far!
Ukon_vasara: we are not Beej's parents
Foxmar320: wow
RedXBen: Shiiiiiii..... lol
m0nkeyrama: wooow
wicker_knight: lrrWOW
Lysander_Gustav: egad
MilkInBag: adam is pure
Foxmar320: Ben you never had control
Mewdog: this stream got Extra Adult
bunnyoffaith: Wait, chat *isn't* Beej's parents?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrJUDGE
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TheWooglie: Who's show?
RoseShark: Poor Adam. LUL
wicker_knight: Ben, I love that you thought you had control
backb0ne_uk: WOW
DoctorOfBeard: lrrWOW
wicker_knight: I really do
viredae: Oh dear
timiam: We love you Ben
Inkompetence: Your control was an illusion.
m0nkeyrama: whaaat even
timiam: Stay strong
johothehobo: guys, to real
Inari_Kitsune: wow
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
wicker_knight: but you are barely better than this friend
Aztren: i mean it WAS Alexs' show
RoseShark: Whoa
RichardMcSundy: JESUS FUCK
ThePerrBearr: it's what brothers do
BusTed: It's a thing.
digimonsoul: Who let Adam back on the stream!?
Ic4ra: poor ben <3
viredae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NotCainNorAbel: it happens
karpma: yeah adam's story checks out
bunnyoffaith: Adam is an innocent soul
Asimech: "Keep pumping, brother." Wait, that came out wrong.
RedXBen: Ben, do you have the badge/dongle?
hanrat: nnnope.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, Adam's not wrong
Saphiroko: NO I don't think that's true ADAM
Tangsm: Ben, get the room back under control, man. You're our only hope.
Lysander_Gustav: Sometimes you gotta shoot your bro
GroutNASA: Oh yeah. Sibling fights
Kramburger: It is what Brothers do
lifecharacter: I mean, I've shot both my brothers with pellet guns when we weren't fighting...
RichardMcSundy: holy shit
Amentur: I. Have. Not. said those words
GroutNASA: It's a thing
chickenace11: i have had those words said to me
NathanJay_GA: lrrEFF
Foxmar320: Im a only child and sometimes Im glad
Psychic_Ketchup: cheer100 Ben chat's here for you still, you got this
breathlessisthehunt: One time my brother knocked a tooth out with a pillow
CleverCrumbish: Adam you're correct but stop digging
viredae: who let these goobers back on stream Kappa?
ky0dar: Don't you dictate the terms of my reality Savidan.
PMAvers: I swear to god whoever let my brother get one of those wooden katanas when he was younger was a massive jerk.
ReynardWrecca: My sister kicked in my door simply to have the opportunity to punch me.
Mister_BlueSky: One time I was sleeping on my twin bed. Wondering where my brother went.
Mewdog: i have zero brother
Dared00: I literally Coup-de-Graced my brother when I was 7, about 15 years before I knew what Coup-de-Grace is
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh yeah brother
Kramburger: Adam, you're supposed to let Beej to hit you to make up for it
Forsaken401: brothers can be dicks
justwhatever_idk: I am a Brother
RedXBen: You can unlock that case with a badge shapoed USB dongle that is also used for the computer in the STARS room
Lysander_Gustav: Is Ada in this game?
Foxmar320: Ben is ready for a battle
drcanonball: necromorph?
freshmaker__: ayy middle brother life
OKB_1: In chat we're all brothers
Papperslappen: I once threw a stinging nettle in my sisters face
Ukon_vasara: i was to young, i missed out on brother 1 shoot brother 2 in the back of the knee with a bb gun, then chase him around with a carrot peeler to get the bb out
Aztren: am brother, twin hit my across the teeth with a pipe can confirm
GroutNASA: I'm the biggest brother and still
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like you read the book
o0sk_ren0o: I too am an older brother
gizmofreak1: Adam’s right. I have 5 siblings so I have heard and said that line many times
Inquisitor_Xian: One time my brother and i were fighting in the garage so i jammed a electric drill in to his shoulder (it had a philips head bit on)
johothehobo: @justwhatever_idk hey there fellow BROTher
seth_erickson: Poor Ben has lost control. An iron fist is what Ben must have to regain control
MilkInBag: LUL
ninja_theory_ashrams: 3, 4, better lock the door
GroutNASA: !!
Mewdog: ben make them stop
Psychic_Ketchup: It's exactly like that yes
VinchenzRock: ALEX YES
GroutNASA: Adam No
hanrat: mmmmm, spoopy music
justwhatever_idk: half-spoilers aka foreshadowing
TheOtherTrevor: Is it anything like a half-A-press?
kingoftuesdaynight: as the oldest brother, my siblings and i lived in a constant state of "Don't tell mom"
viredae: I mean, they have rails
GroutNASA: @kingoftuesdaynight that's the truth sir
EJGRgunner: "OSHA Compliant"
GlennSeto: Alex, I know the original by heart and they do a REALLY good job playing with expectations here.
Metric_Furlong: can't have a 90s game without a sewer level
viredae: that's all I know about OSHA
Homerion: still weird that canadians make osha jokes
Foxmar320: Hello little girl
MilkInBag: shoot her in the face to be sure
disebot: !!!!!!!!
ThePerrBearr: little girl?
TheWooglie: Mostly
PandasAndPancakes: ma'am
accountmadeforants: One time my younger brother managed to ricochet a pellet right into his face, and I nearly bust my gut laughing at him. But in retrospect that really hurt and I should've helped him.
1TonCat: Newt!
ReynardWrecca: That gap is very squeeze-through-able.
SajuukSjet: you're in a city run by Umbrella. OSHA EXEMPTION ASSUMED
countz3r0: they come at night
TokenMickus: Sewers brother, it stinks
Lysander_Gustav: Hello tiny person
countz3r0: mostly
EJGRgunner: "Get away from her, you bitch!"
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1losttheGame: seabatTROG
Inari_Kitsune: mostly
CaptainSpam: OSHA would not approve. Literally NSFW.
Mister_BlueSky: Resident PLAID.
TheWooglie: Cos it's cool Adam
Psychic_Ketchup: Because they have style
EvilBadman: Racoon city is in Pac North West
tim19862: Shake hands with danger
GroutNASA: Canadian Artists
justwhatever_idk: everyone in RE2 is a Ben fan
Skudd: Plaid is in this year, it seems
Lysander_Gustav: Plaid was big in the 90s. The Grunge Scene you know.
Foxmar320: oh we ded
emonotony: Ben is being a trendsetter to everyone's detriment and also infection
MilkInBag: 👀
Theycallmejokke: Yikes
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
ReynardWrecca: What's the difference between plaid and tartan, from a purely visual perspective?
o0sk_ren0o: Tyrant baby
GlennSeto: Oh no, she looks so precious in this.
NimrodXIV: O_O
Juliamon: Eye see
wench_tacular: that aint right
Mewdog: just one arm day
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
justwhatever_idk: EYE ARM
backb0ne_uk: His name is Dave
Vanbael: Ohai Tyrant!
Inari_Kitsune: ewww
GroutNASA: ow ow
I_Am_Clockwork: MORTAL KOMBAT!
shurtal: Hey, Buddy, how's it goin?
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s a boss
Wf_Geisterloeffel: Mr. X rooLove
ky0dar: Dude, you've got something on your arm
Psychic_Ketchup: Oofa doofa
Onisquirrel: sir you have an eye on your shoulder and need to get that checked out
RoseShark: Mr X gonna give it to you.
wicker_knight: Nice to SEE you
1losttheGame: glad we have the rounds!
GroutNASA: I Fell On My Keys
MilkInBag: teeth
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP coxManleee
I_Am_Clockwork: test your might
m0nkeyrama: Whaaaaaat
BlueMagnusStormCrow: BOSS ARENA TIME!
PandasAndPancakes: Soul Edge got swole
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: eye don't know
1TonCat: he came for the goods
VinchenzRock: Hello G
baronvonbirman: respect the pipe!
ThePerrBearr: well, clearly you aim for the eye
hanrat: This. This is what happens when you skip leg day
iamnolionheart: He's got eyes for you Claire
ReynardWrecca: SHOOT THE EYE!
CataclysmicReverb: Someone's throwing a tantrum
emonotony: The Plaid Zombies squad is... not my favorite squad?
Amentur: lrrSPOOP coxManleee
azlan121: there was a pearl jam show right before the outbreak obviously
Asimech: "I've got my EYE on you!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait THIS is dave?
A_Dub888: His name is Eyevan
sopranocat: His name is Eyevan
Alness49: Time for him to Quadruple in size and run amock!
GlennSeto: You just got Birkin'd.
NathanJay_GA: I think I know where the weak point is
OKB_1: Well, there's your problem…
hippitybobbity: UH OH
TokenMickus: Soul Calibur! Fight!
justwhatever_idk: 💪👁
Alahmnat: it's the eye of Zhaitan
Iceberg_Man: boss killer? thats not the knife
hippitybobbity: it's soul calibur!
SachielOne: Yeah, that wil just piss him off.
Asimech: Might want to run?
Foxmar320: He so mad
ky0dar: It's like Evolution. Fire makes it worse!
ReynardWrecca: In the giant eye!
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: Learn many!
RedXBen: Shoot him until the eye on his shoulder opens up
Sanityis0verrated: sweep the leg
ninja_theory_ashrams: bullets are actually more effective vs eye man
Foxmar320: lol
1TonCat: He's mad because there is no more hummus
KV1NN4: Is he saying Help Me
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE TheIlluminati lrrHERE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i would assume this isn't a boss and is rather something you just run from?
bbritt1030: shoot him in the eye
FeverRadish: If Zelda has taught me anything... shoot it in the eye!
BusTed: If Legend of Zelda rules are in play.
Astra7525: Too many legs Alex
I_Am_Clockwork: shoot the glowing weakpoint for massive damage Kappa
CleverCrumbish: @SydPreviouslyHeadache This isn't really that kind of game.
viredae: grenades DO work
warpspeed365: Have they reached the tyrant yet
Foxmar320: Hes fast for a big boi
hippitybobbity: get em in the eye for massive damage
MilkInBag: (puke)
Mewdog: Eye just want to talk
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah this is definitely the only time we'll see such a creature for sure.
RedXBen: One the eye opens, blast the F out of that
lifecharacter: I hate how the knife moves around with the eye.
GlennSeto: Not the eye - that poor bio weapon!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh
Drunk__Owl: If you're getting orange spurts when you shoot at his eye you definitely hit it
Foxmar320: Hes mutating
emonotony: He keeps coming and he doesn't stop coming
MilkInBag: he's evolving into raichu
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
Chantzzzzz: oh lawd he comin
disebot: Wow he means business
MilkInBag: 8 hits
Asimech: "We-hey!"
m0nkeyrama: How. Many. Shots.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if your pikachu looks like this, uhhhhhhh
1TonCat: Get him some guac from Chipotle
Mister_BlueSky: Call this guy "the years" cause he comin' and he don't stop comin'.
disebot: ^^^^
viredae: you can win it
azlan121: thais is what happens when you buy a knock off moonstone to evolve eevee
Jwiley129: has someone said it yet?
Chantzzzzz: needs more fire
kingoftuesdaynight: Are they playing on PC?
GlennSeto: No joke, I finished him on my last pistol clip in my playthrough.
freshmaker__: omg those games that set hp or damage res based on dps
ThePerrBearr: or a "fight persists until you find a way out" fight
Foxmar320: The 3D audio is SUPER important in this game for reasons
RedXBen: Keep shooting it
gizmofreak1: Use acid rounds
disebot: Yeeah there was goop from the eye when you hit him!!
Foxmar320: So Ben is at a disadvantage
GlennSeto: But he seems to have actual health.
MilkInBag: it's like student loan, you can't escape it
TokenMickus: A fine hit. A fine hit. A fine hi-*bonk*
Invitare: "shoot him in the eye" "Which one??"
GDwarf: Major case of pinkeye there
Kramburger: Have you tried non-violent conflict resolution strategies?
brainbosh: How long until he realizes there is loot around?
Mister_BlueSky: Have a nice trip.
m0nkeyrama: Huh
1TonCat: pink eye is no joke guys
Mister_BlueSky: See you next fall.
Mister_BlueSky: We'll keep an EYE out.
ReydienOnline: totally dead, no ambiguity at all
justwhatever_idk: he'll be back i bet
viredae: No, you needed to do the damage
GlennSeto: @MilkInBag If my student loan looked like G, there would at least one upside.
disebot: Good job
Walkingharder: Totally gone forever and ever. He will never be back
disebot: phew
brainbosh: Overuse of grenades, yes.
MilkInBag: if you dont see it die, it's still alive
VinchenzRock: There's lots of ammo and stuff around before you climb that ladder!
emonotony: Mister_BlueSky Kiting it a bit hard?
viredae: and you can make acid rounds in the meanwhile
TokenMickus: "Safe"
Tangsm: He has a serious case of conjunctivitis.
BrindleBoar: I think it might have been better to space out incendiaries, let burning damage work on him?
hippitybobbity: we'll see em again
Papperslappen: lrrFINE
hanrat: lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Before you leave search the room. Lots of ammo and health items.
ThePerrBearr: everything was not fine
EJGRgunner: It's not over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
tenthtechpriest: FROM THE TOP ROPE
RedXBen: brotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrotherbrother
OKB_1: He got a slight absent on his shoulder.
sopranocat: Oh, her mom's totally dead
Jwiley129: @hippitybobbity is that a promise or a threat?
sopranocat: and a zombie
1TonCat: plot twist her mom just had pink eye
Amentur: Some things were very far from fine
aWabbajack: fuseHeart feliciaSave feliciaLove
Metric_Furlong: Jwiley129 yes
ky0dar: Claire Redfield with the elimination over the top rope brother
PandasAndPancakes: Not gonna lie, I probably shot her on the way here
GlennSeto: @sopranocat Sadly, no.
hippitybobbity: @jwiley129 it's provably both
I_Am_Clockwork: we're your mom now kid
Psychic_Ketchup: Her mom's either dead, a zombie or evil
kingoftuesdaynight: leon is her mom
RedXBen: Who is your mommy, and what does she do?
MilkInBag: Atreus mechanic PogChamp
1losttheGame: i would think we would know our own child LUL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: is that alexia?
ninja_theory_ashrams: who is your daddy, and what does he do?
OKB_1: Her mom was inside that shoulder.
ky0dar: is that sherry?
m0nkeyrama: Cool things?? seabatTROG seabatTROG
kingoftuesdaynight: The forbidden tuna??
sopranocat: @GlennSeto -sadly- no? How could it be worse?! Wait, I don't want to know
drcanonball: not a landmine
GlennSeto: Oh yeah, there's a lot of loot here. Take your time.
BrindleBoar: what's the forbidden tuna? a landmine?
MilkInBag: isnt turkey always dry by definition
hippitybobbity: thanks kid, for bargaining my survival
aWabbajack: coxChicken lrrCHKN
RoseShark: The turkey is a little dry!?
ky0dar: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie I dont think Alexia is in this game. she's in veronica.
OKB_1: I love tuna. Eat it every week.
kingoftuesdaynight: Ben, where did you get a hand grenade?
Alness49: Why do you STILL have that?
emonotony: Zombiesnacks
Ferisar: standard seems quite a bit more generous with bullets
NathanJay_GA: and more rosemary!
ninja_theory_ashrams: damn, he ran off with your knife
Foxmar320: They are generous in this game during boss fights with items
demondrinkingtea: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
1TonCat: I vote to shoot her and take her money
tim19862: don't muzzle sweep people
DirtCadaver: for Science
sifonaonline: Adam's a monster in games.
m0nkeyrama: Adam would know
Rhynerd: You’d cause a time paradox shooting that kid.
Phailhammer: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
freshmaker__: coward
ky0dar: I say we shoot nuke her from orbit
m0nkeyrama: Adam is a renegade 100%
tim19862: wow
MilkInBag: skyrim proof
1losttheGame: coward!
Foxmar320: Ben is good guy
ky0dar: its the only way to be sure
disebot: Solid, Ben
thecanerdian: Adam is the ultimate bluff caller
VinchenzRock: Good Guy Ben <3
Mewdog: love you ben
Lysander_Gustav: Yay for good guys!
DirtCadaver: save game first
viredae: Ben you sweetheart!!
Tiber727: At least find a save before you test it.
Dr_fragenstien: secretly. sure
TheWooglie: Ben secretly decent
Morrigan9: save scum do it
DigitalSeahorse: is this one of those games like Undertale that won't forgive you if you do :P
tim19862: heh
digimonsoul: Ben is the only good guy in that room
freshmaker__: yeah save then do it
Ukon_vasara: Ben secretly NOT THE MONSTER that adam is seabatYIKES
chesul: no, he's just betraying you by being the good guy!
Chantzzzzz: gonna miss that "you're a monster" cheevo
kingoftuesdaynight: Ben'sdid the bare minimum!
ky0dar: Sweet boi
beregolas: It'S actually about ethics in game journalism...
kingoftuesdaynight: Hooray!
hanrat: Welcome to 2019, here's where the bar is these days
Dr_fragenstien: does it run doom?
RedXBen: He'll point the gun at a child, but not pull the trigger
RoseShark: Do not shoot kids, people.
silenceaux: Freecell if you're lucky
OKB_1: It tooo far? Yes.
ReynardWrecca: The true mark of a hero: won't gun down an innocent child in cold blood.
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm having flashbacks to the Generator fight from Metro 2033
Amentur: Stop all the downloading!
1TonCat: you'd win the game if you shoot her
Asimech: Ben: Paragon, Adam: Renegade, Alex: *eyebrow wiggle*
m0nkeyrama: We know you wouldn't, Adam seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
tim19862: wep
RedXBen: So the child's wounds are more psychological
hippitybobbity: jeez, white knighting much
tim19862: welp
RoseShark: Zombie child is different.
tenthtechpriest: [dead space flashbacks intensify]
Lysander_Gustav: Is it a sapient zombie child?
freshmaker__: what if its gonna bite you
Invitare: this is a zombie game. What's on the computer is a virus
aWabbajack: fanny pack upgrade!
ninja_theory_ashrams: it never occurred to me to shoot the girl. something to look forward to in my next playthrough
hippitybobbity: God ben stop being so preachy and shoot a kid
TacitusVigil: It's not a child, it's a *zombie*
wicker_knight: would you shoot a 9-year-old antichrist
arcaneIllumination: Little kids can have big knives.
Rockario: Just trap the zombie child until it growns up, *then* you can shoot it
freshmaker__: save! now you can shoot her
DigitalSeahorse: Ben would let zombie child nom his brains :P
DirtCadaver: you can make all sorts of assumptions about shooting children... but science demands evidence
emonotony: Invitare A-, almost perfect, but no groan
Alness49: How many hip pouches are we on here? Maybe we can move onto the back?
Kramburger: The hardest choices require the strongest will
1TonCat: @wicker_knight lolol
aWabbajack: acid good for lickers
Kronopticon: What kind of SICK MONSTER wouldnt put a hole through a child's head.
Ukon_vasara: oh a save point, now we can see if children are bulletproof in this game seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: How does Claire know how to make this stuff?
1TonCat: dab
DirtCadaver: Ben Dabbing again
MilkInBag: where are the basic rounds
FeverRadish: I have firmly decided that I would happily die at the beginning of the zombie appocolypse... then I wouldn't have to make those decisions
kingoftuesdaynight: DAB
aWabbajack: feliciaSave feliciaSave lrrFINE
Boi_Ginny: Bless you
demondrinkingtea: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Metric_Furlong: Kronopticon right?! whatever happened to conserving ammo? Kappa
disebot: Leon could fit all those pouches, he's got hips for days
1TonCat: lol
Kramburger: The deepest pockets
Master_Gunner: you've saved, so shoot the kid!
disebot: Hshhshh
Sanityis0verrated: god i don't even remember how old that joke is
1TonCat: use the child as a pack mule!
emonotony: Now you can kill the child with no consequences!
Nigouki: you have a fresh save, shoot the child!!!
TokenMickus: Eventually we'll have so many pouches filled with stuff that our trousers will hang by our ankles
aWabbajack: ninja turtles
MilkInBag: imagine if you opened that and a zombie bit your eye
viredae: half right? So Zom?
DigitalSeahorse: zombie child is no longer child
Kronopticon: @metric_furlong you don't necessarily have to use bullets! a grenade works just fine
Foxmar320: Yeah Claire must be swole to lift that
1TonCat: lmao!
Mister_BlueSky: Something worse than a zombie.
BrindleBoar: PEACE!
m0nkeyrama: Later!
Metric_Furlong: Kronopticon those are even more scarce
DigitalSeahorse: XD
Metric_Furlong: come on
m0nkeyrama: Fend for yourself, small child
Angnor33: Manhole covers are so hard to move even with the tools to lift them.
RoseShark: See ya, kid!
MilkInBag: the jugglër
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tbis will be a learning experience for you kid
Driosenth: Man, look at those crown vics
Kronopticon: @metric_furlong shoulda held onto that knife then
Lysander_Gustav: none of these cars have a shotgun? I've played too many videogames.
MilkInBag: put the kid in the card slot
freshmaker__: hand grenade
arcaneIllumination: Black ink, or phyrexian oil?
ky0dar: i mean, RE7 had all that dank black mold
DigitalSeahorse: I need to look for Iams, my doge hasn't eaten in days
Kramburger: get ye keycard
emonotony: Lysander_Gustav None of these cars has a tire iron for a melee weapon?
MilkInBag: you cant lift that with your wrists
1TonCat: they're gonna get a ticket
TacitusVigil: Never skip leg day.
ky0dar: grow more legs
EvilBadman: that child is skipping leg day
Boi_Ginny: You cannot get ye keycard
ky0dar: It is Sherry!
TehAmelie: remember when they did an experiment with a nuke in a bore hole and the 300 pound steel lid on it just disappeared without a trace?
viredae: this is new
Lysander_Gustav: Um
Mister_BlueSky: THIS guy.
pencilsnake: Oh no
ky0dar: Birkin you PoS
Amentur: Stranger Danger
m0nkeyrama: what even
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah eff that car
1TonCat: he sort of looks like the guy in the stream with the glasses
1losttheGame: wtf
backb0ne_uk: this is getting dark
BrindleBoar: uuuuh
pencilsnake: Oh shit
disebot: This is fucked
johothehobo: kinkiy?
Mister_BlueSky: Worse than all the zombies: this guy.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: wtfffffffffffff
ky0dar: Birkin you colossal PoS
Taveena: Jesus.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Lysander_Gustav: ?
ButterBall000: Old Paul Blart really went off the deep end.
CleverCrumbish: "I wanna do some"
m0nkeyrama: This man is a dink
countz3r0: wow wtf
1losttheGame: for starters? this fucker
Foxmar320: wow watch the language in front of the child sir
Enmity777: @ky0dar that is not Birkin
MilkInBag: he's gonna shoot his own hand
ky0dar: oh, ok
countz3r0: Sherry kick him in the nuts
demondrinkingtea: this guys so good with kids
Driosenth: Wait, if she leaves, wouldn't she also have to say goodbye?
Mister_BlueSky: seabatYIKES
ky0dar: I assumed he was because of how casual he was with Sherry
TacitusVigil: My job is "corrupt cop"
ReynardWrecca: Your job is hurting people?
Estyl10_: where in claire's story is this?
CleverCrumbish: Yeah but he has a human shield
GlennSeto: Wow, this ups the ante a lot from the original.
Rockario: Holy, they motored while off-camera
pencilsnake: Well then
Kramburger: I wouldn't wanna shoot him while he's anywhere near Sherri
Asimech: The old RE problem: Never using a gun during a cutscene when you have a chance.
PMAvers: We'll save you with this button.
wicker_knight: I mean, that was still really easy for her to break that zip-tie
digimonsoul: Don't worry Adam we got the message...
ky0dar: I mean, i've seen RE6, so I know Sherry's ok.
aWabbajack: dia beetus
1losttheGame: can we save the grenade for that asshole? Kappa
RoseShark: LUL
Dr_fragenstien: I thought he was the mayor. he looks like a mayor
Ukon_vasara: we're still like 30% sure children are bulletproof in this game, take the shot
Foxmar320: Crooked police chief
OKB_1: Diabhututus
countz3r0: scares the bejeezus and the diabeetus
PandasAndPancakes: This newspaper writer's kink is showing
SketchyDetails: I'm not sure about this game... Its Reticent Evil
SachielOne: Same guy, yeah
benegesseritmother: ACAB
1losttheGame: this whole city is corrupt as fuck i bet
Mister_BlueSky: General Use. O7
GlennSeto: Sometimes it even helps being one.
silenceaux: Some would even argue that being the police chief would make you more likely to be an asshole
emonotony: Ukon_vasara Ben didn't shoot the child before, and thus his character didn't know the child was bulletproof. It's how you get the bad ending.
Dr_fragenstien: it was against the rules Kappa
justwhatever_idk: @Asimech you could almost argue that trying to use a gun could result in him threatening the child, but yeah not showing them even trying is a little goofy
kingoftuesdaynight: ACAB
silenceaux: ACAB and all that
PMAvers: I don't think you need the word "chief" in that sentence.
pencilsnake: FBI OPEN UP
Foxmar320: 1losttheGame thats an understatement
Asimech: At least Claire didn't think the creep was reliable. That's in my experience how they usually do this BS in stories.
DigitalSeahorse: charity work means he's a child molester! no really
viredae: Well guys, I'm gonna have to call it a night! catch ya in the vod.
aWabbajack: Real Proud Dads!
TacitusVigil: Nice of them to highlight that part green in the report. Kappa
aWabbajack: RPD
MilkInBag: a baby zombie
disebot: Otacon
backb0ne_uk: loot box PogChamp
emonotony: It's bent, like that cop.
disebot: I found a box
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we need the Map and Compas
Asimech: Like she went quickly to "there's something wrong with this guy" before he even pulled the gun out. That's unusually sensible by video game protag standards.
ky0dar: A shuffle cat!
pencilsnake: YASS
GlennSeto: Gwaarsh
ky0dar: An honest to god shuffle cat!
Estyl10_: oh god
DigitalSeahorse: Ricky Racoon?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Collectable?
splatty1: is this the shootable collectable?
CleverCrumbish: I bet they explode
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shoot all the Raccoons
ThePerrBearr: Sad (trash) Panda
HondoTrigger: shooting the statues is a side objective thing
aWabbajack: feliciaRaid feliciaRaid
MilkInBag: Remember kids, don't use my toys as target practice, use the neighbour's dog! Goodbye! OpieOP
silenceaux: I also would be sad if people used effigies of me for target practice
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Thanks Dank Ruggington!
Estyl10_: oof
ButterBall000: Game telling gamers to not do something
OKB_1: MMMurica
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drcanonball: also dont take the racoons to the dump
wicker_knight: wakey wakey brains and bakey
GDwarf: You have to imagine that every mascot in the city is a raccoon and they have to go for more and more abstract/over-the-top designs to remain memorable and distinct.
PMAvers: That feels like the kind of statement that'll cause kids who havn't heard of this idea to do it now too.
BrindleBoar: that'll show him
Lysander_Gustav: yay
TacitusVigil: Ironic since the target practice wants you to aim for center of body mass.
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1/100 Raccoons Shot
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaRaid RaccAttack
Kronopticon: I have a great need to make a large punching bag/crash mat with "LIKE/SHARE/SUBSCRIBE" written on it, so you can smash it
unruleykidbze: hii
Foxmar320: I believe there are 15 raccoon toys to shoot
DirtCadaver: pride100 pride100 pride100 pride100 pride100
GlennSeto: Imagine a swarm of zombie raccoons flowing out of the vents now.
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kingoftuesdaynight: Adam, zombies don't really STAY dead in this game
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wordswords1: is this kingdom hearts 3?
Ukon_vasara: quite a wavy cake
BrindleBoar: no, cake bits is cancelled because we broke james
MilkInBag: nope
Phailhammer: GlennSeto: This isn't the recycling centre. lrrBEEJ
emonotony: Vintage Meme Day today?
ButterBall000: Now I want a Pride decorated cake.
pencilsnake: nope!
pencilsnake: plz nope
aWabbajack: cheer500 Raccoon City is my favorite fictional city!
Soul1355: jello cake
unruleykidbze: was up feellas
SketchyDetails: the bloop toob
TacitusVigil: Are we about to get Predator'd?
OKB_1: @aWabbajack Are you sure about that?
ky0dar: moooiiiiiiiisssssstttttt
iamnolionheart: I hope they get to the spoiler
aWabbajack: until it gets blown up @OKB_1
DigitalSeahorse: the one time I had rainbow cake it was dry-ish and not as yummy as expected
ThePerrBearr: acid rounds OP
aClonedPickle: acid rounds fuck up lickers
kingoftuesdaynight: GOT HIM BABY
pencilsnake: DAAAAAMMMMNNN
ky0dar: them faygo slick tongued lickers
Asimech: Did the Licker say "bastard"?
MilkInBag: WHAT
MilkInBag: FUCK
Alness49: Clever Girl!
1TonCat: remember that they're blind here
BrindleBoar: oh lawd
TokenMickus: Sneaky
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh fuck his brain's all visible
RoseShark: Two for one.
silenceaux: RAD
tim19862: LUL a brainy boy
ThePerrBearr: also, aren't lickers blind, and you can just sneak around them
Kronopticon: Is there a place where the animal mascot is a raccoon? because that is almost certainly raccoon city
Estyl10_: ^^^
tim19862: haha
pencilsnake: holy shit
Tiber727: You're not a mutant super zombie though.
GlennSeto: Acid rounds used to be the way to go.
backb0ne_uk: jesoos
ky0dar: wowser
HondoTrigger: there ARE zombie dogs
Estyl10_: the zombies get up most of the time. its bullshit
OKB_1: <message deleted>@aWabbajack I mean it is not even that nice pre-disaster. I rather be anywhere else.
BrindleBoar: there's always zombie dogs
aClonedPickle: exhibit a: a zombie dog
ReynardWrecca: Think about it - brain's on the outside, keep bone between mouth-boom and brain-bits. Smart.
ButterBall000: Are there ever not zombie dogs?
disebot: God imagine Licker design meetings
Kramburger: The final boss is zombie dogs
Foxmar320: I walked past them when I did this but this is much faster
DigitalSeahorse: but never zombie cats thankfully :D
lifecharacter: There are a large number of good boys and girls who want to play in the kennel.
emonotony: Zombie dogs? Sounds like a game perfect for Cameron.
MilkInBag: i dont know if I've been clear enough, but fuck horror games LUL
Sanityis0verrated: nooooo not the sweet boos
aWabbajack: when you use grenades as a escape thing, they do less damage apparently
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: gotta go - bye folks! thanks for the screamytimes!
DirtCadaver: goddamn pikies
EJGRgunner: Campervaninperiwinkleblue. Itsfermema
OKB_1: <message deleted>@aWabbajack okay. Perhaps not _everywhere_.
Sanityis0verrated: bois
Lysander_Gustav: Will the bent keys open the cop cars back at the parking lot?
hippitybobbity: bug fix: hemorraging now strictly external
freshmaker__: was that a full life consequences reference?
Kronopticon: What you really don't want is zombie mosquitoes
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave katesLoaf
aWabbajack: gotta toss it
pencilsnake: Smoke herbs every day
HisEvilDomain: consider e weird, but my first instinct when pinned by a weird muscle beast is not to ram a live grenade in its mouth
wicker_knight: vidjagames
Papperslappen: MORG
SketchyDetails: cocaine and cocaine accessories
ky0dar: dedelwsybotitowyasawit
tim19862: gas canisters?
Foxmar320: He super ded now
OKB_1: <message deleted>!badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
Rhynerd: The knife got stuck in big eye man
MilkInBag: D:
Foxmar320: NOPE
Psychic_Ketchup: FUCK THAT
BrindleBoar: das some big roaches
aWabbajack: rad roach, I keep trying to activate VATS
ReynardWrecca: I think otherwise people would just stock up on 'nades and let every zombie dogpilie them for instakills.
tim19862: LUL
Boi_Ginny: Thanks I hate it!
ThePerrBearr: them some big roaches
MilkInBag: why would you open that
aWabbajack: been playing FO4 a lot
jakale: clean your morgues
MilkInBag: whyyyyyy would you open that
wicker_knight: ohhey it's Avenir's plant
silenceaux: Ooh, rerb
DirtCadaver: zombie flowers... dont trust them
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK woo flowers
splatty1: how would these open with a body on them?
Foxmar320: Ben Blue + Red makes defense boost in this one
sopranocat: Alex, you shouldn't joke about that, I thought about that many times during migraines
Rhynerd: We’re gonna run into more of those things, aren’t we?
disebot: Isn't a mix of all three herbs supposed to be the best?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Ferisar: the nades do one-shot zombies on counters, but it doesn't aoe much. lickers are just tough
aWabbajack: check for lewtz?
Estyl10_: he might have a story item
MilkInBag: he got weed
pencilsnake: DO it
tim19862: shoot
disebot: They don't put bodies with clothes on, lock him up again
TheWooglie: wasn't your knife stuck in the big boi?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
freshmaker__: you put your knife in the big eyeball man
aClonedPickle: i think you put your knife in Dr. Eyeball
Psychic_Ketchup: Taintshot!
disebot: Ah nevermind
disebot: sorry
johothehobo: u stabed a guy and didn't relrive the knife
silenceaux: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
DirtCadaver: sorry not a zombie
madmanoreo: "here's one we prepared earlier"
ThePerrBearr: i understand your reference Alex
freshmaker__: we got a live one!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: those Long gummi commercials are great
OKB_1: <message deleted>What do you need a flash grenade for in the afterlife?
emonotony: Well, "live"
1losttheGame: those are unforunate clothes to have died in
GlennSeto: Maybe it's not a zombie, maybe he just has roaches in his stomach.
ReynardWrecca: "I died as I lived...in tiny tiny shorts.£
sopranocat: if they don't have anything good put them back in
TheArchitectX: Maintenance in this morgue is the shit. How are all these drawers busted?
tim19862: haha
Estyl10_: hahahaaaa
disebot: He sounded so mad
OKB_1: <message deleted>Triggerd
Mister_BlueSky: It might be about the same, you just get less bullets? Unsure.
EvilBadman: 0 bullets because there's no reason to shoot mans. :P
GlennSeto: Thanks mods!
SerBrautigan: nah, on hard mode you just wouldn't have bullets lmao. ammo is SCARCE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good thing we didnt' listen to Alex about the difficulty lrrBEEJ
HisEvilDomain: thank you, mods <3
Ferisar: you don't really kill stuff on hardcore unless super necessary
MilkInBag: she died at the dentist apparently
Ferisar: less ammo less space, etc
jakale: you've activated guntective's special move, umbrella, and now your monster is out of this game
aWabbajack: lots of skipping and knee capping to save bullets I bet
freshmaker__: how many vbucks?
MilkInBag: NO
GroutNASA: Farmville, there's a throwback.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it might look good to eat
Krimarie: heal plz
DirtCadaver: the fall is what did it
Foxmar320: hate those things so much
Estyl10_: lickers are blind, you can just walk arouund them
Psychic_Ketchup: Aaand unclench
Jwiley129: I can't wait for Nemesis to show up. or is he RE3?
HondoTrigger: lickers can one shot you in this
aWabbajack: check key?
iamnolionheart: My grandma what big teeth you have
TheDauntlessFew: @Jwiley129 that'd be 3
jakale: he's re3
DirtCadaver: lol heal check
VinchenzRock: check the bent key!
GenericHerooo: !uptime
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Asimech: @Jwiley129 RE3. There's a Tyrant though.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
splatty1: gun range had a door you could open I think
jakale: this one is weird bald guy an birkin
Jwiley129: @TheDauntlessFew shows how much I know about RE
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GlennSeto: I'm just glad this route doesn't make your shoot doggos.
BrindleBoar: gonne!
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Estyl10_: new gun!!!
Foxmar320: new gun who dis
aClonedPickle: Browning HP!
MrTulip: i sometimes forget that alex is the original loudboy
Rhynerd: Better pistol!
Mister_BlueSky: LASER!
FeverRadish: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
sopranocat: check all the trunks
Rhynerd: Super better!
SketchyDetails: Browning Hello Power to acquaintances.
countz3r0: why not search the rest of the garage?
Foxmar320: Ben Blue + Red makes defense boost in this one
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH I know who that is. the inspiration for Carfax
vaso1313: Walk by the lickers they wont hear you
Estyl10_: erb vs herb
countz3r0: ooh stock
justwhatever_idk: I really like Resident Evil for having to look at the items to use them for some reason. I feel like other games would just automatically let you open stuff when you got the item to open doors
Psychic_Ketchup: Izzet herb!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was in Sanford And Sons
kenkopin: We're all fancy up in here now with our laaaser targeting and our 9 millllimeters. Oh ho.
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mcbsrng: Hello from Toronto! How’s the weather in BC?
GlennSeto: We Terminator nao.
Lysander_Gustav: Faster reload?
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
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Amentur: Better aim I guess
Ferisar: it should say if you examine the item
EJGRgunner: It's BIGGER, Ben. OBVIOUSLY it's better now.
tim19862: inventory management in RE games seems bad
GlennSeto: More satifying fhooomp?
Phailhammer: But why gun hueg? lrrBEEJ
Tiber727: Can you stack the gunpowder?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Frank Nelson
jakale: now i'm thinking of parasite eve's gun upgrade mod system
Markster981: the buttons look very 0w0
brainbosh: Stacking gunpowder is how you craft it.
sopranocat: Use up bullets before chucking old gun
bondeulv: y not go down and save?
pencilsnake: throw away the crap revolver
splatty1: it has sights out to 375m now, which you will totally use Kappa
Foxmar320: You can combine on pick up
persona786: blue and red
ButterBall000: I miss using toggle buttons and switches.
tim19862: be nice to yourself
Estyl10_: you can mix all three
Kronopticon: you always need to add the green
HondoTrigger: you can make a tri herb yeah
Foxmar320: Yeah all 3 is super combo
GlennSeto: Yeah, the SMG in the old game did not skimp on the bullets.
HisEvilDomain: ^^^
SketchyDetails: BEN WHY
Ukon_vasara: oh, deer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doe!
o0sk_ren0o: Oh look a chest
o0sk_ren0o: lol
backb0ne_uk: Printing emails
DirtCadaver: trash panda
ReynardWrecca: 'Murca.
jakale: this raccoon has a mesage for you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but why doe
RoseShark: RaccAttack
HisEvilDomain: he hs more reds in the chest, it's okay guys
wicker_knight: Jeremy, is that you?
GallowsCat: raccoons live in cities
FlannelShirtEnthusist: shufflecat
tenthtechpriest: WARNER BROTHERS
lilbabe33: Where Mr x at
ThePerrBearr: i thought wesker was the last name?
Foxmar320: Weskers last name is Wesker
wicker_knight: Wesker's initials are A.W.
ninja_theory_ashrams: you can also combine as you pickup items, so need to make room there
justwhatever_idk: warner brothers wesker
iamnolionheart: It's not Albert Wesker
aWabbajack: warner brothers
ReynardWrecca: William Birkin?
BrindleBoar: Wesker Brella
sopranocat: I find calling a racoon a trash panda really insulting to pandas
atlas624: Raccoon City is in dire need of a recycling amnesty at this point
SerBrautigan: good ole Lurkin Burkin
Asimech: W.B.? Warner Bros?
pencilsnake: UwU wat u sayyyyy
Dix: OwO what yousay?
o0sk_ren0o: uWu what you say?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yes you can
ky0dar: William freaking Birkin
Borgrim_: Warren Beatty
ZeniteZero: Is the game extra-bright?
TacitusVigil: @dix I don't know whether to boo that or cheer you. :P
VinchenzRock: SUPER WEED
Psychic_Ketchup: Get that temur energy
Ogit2: what game is afk tonightÉ
bondeulv: do you need that key now?
Dix: TacitusVigil Porque no los dos
TacitusVigil: Booray!
Mister_BlueSky: Super. Weed. Super. Weed.
Alness49: It's Unicorn Weed!
TimeToFry: #WeedUpSuper
Dix: superHOT. SuperHOT.
Ukon_vasara: soup or weed?
Kronopticon: It's super because it has all the colours of the rainbow
silenceaux: This guy was REALLY into taxidermy wtf
Jwiley129: If you need Super Weeb, get Beej back in there
pencilsnake: oh shit the good stuff
VinchenzRock: TOS coming up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'll have the regular weed
Lysander_Gustav: ew
VinchenzRock: TOS
BrindleBoar: eugh
Ferisar: "pig"
tim19862: ugh WutFace
justwhatever_idk: are there Zombie Tigers
TacitusVigil: Nope nope nope
ThePerrBearr: "Pig"
PandasAndPancakes: My dude
disebot: Taxidermist horny on main
hanrat: Sir!
kenkopin: Whelp, that happened.
ReynardWrecca: Blimey.
Mister_BlueSky: Re-read that last page real quick.
ThePerrBearr: the LONG pork
Mister_BlueSky: 22 year old pig?
sopranocat: yeah that's a human he's talking about
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrAWW
Jwiley129: That was your first mistake Dix
pencilsnake: we love you alex
TheMerricat: Why don't I think pig means pig.
wicker_knight: 22 year old, 5'1", 110lb pig
MilkInBag: you forgot a chest Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: Yea that's a girl.
ReynardWrecca: Longpig.
wicker_knight: it's a long pig
EJGRgunner: Out of the corner, very smart.
sir_jack_DB: NOPE
Lysander_Gustav: Will the taxedermied stuff come alive?
Estyl10_: kreygasm100 wtf police chief
backb0ne_uk: big pig
pencilsnake: tiger
Laserbeaks_Fury: is there a lady behind the other door?
pyalamode: rawr
1losttheGame: i dont really think its safe to touch anything in that office, just saying
justwhatever_idk: sonic BOOM sonic BOOM sonic BOOM
Dix: yogyogyogyoga flame
TimeToFry: Pigs only get about 18 years old don't they?
jakale: is there a lion somehwere
kenkopin: Toight like a toiger!
Cw3040: when did we get a full stock thumper?
Mister_BlueSky: Police chief is taxidermy'ing a girl now.
HisEvilDomain: a few minutes ago
Kronopticon: Form Of! Pterodactyl!
Earthenone: long pig can get over 100 years old
Estyl10_: ben and adam's reaction omg xD
ky0dar: pork comma long
Tiber727: Ugh, my dog keeps asking to go out, then plays in the snow until her paws start to freeze.
pencilsnake: zombie taxidermy maybe?
sopranocat: yaaaay puzzle!
MilkInBag: bad electronic
BrindleBoar: bam-poozled again
ThePerrBearr: it's your basic flow puzzle
Asimech: "I'm packing heat!" *Pulls out a thermos for soup.*
justwhatever_idk: Species* but still lol
OKB_1: Pipedream? It's probably pipe dream…
jakale: taller than I would've thought
kenkopin: Adam: Too soon, man.
Kronopticon: Ouch.
Asimech: "Your whole thesis is dead."
ky0dar: species, as in the movie?
ThePerrBearr: ADAM, you'd put the key there
Alness49: Owl's like "UwU"
tim19862: neat ornathopers
sopranocat: 100% human taxidermied bodies behind heart key door
Boi_Ginny: Uwu are you
johothehobo: thicc
maythevaluebewithyou16: you could say the got ...eraced
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1/10 Bear Asses Collected
dredgyboi: "who puts the key there" we established this adam millionaire you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yo. Is that a fuckin' bear?
Asimech: Please, thinkg of the ToS. I'm pretty sure it's against bear asses.
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ReynardWrecca: The right to bear asses.
freshmaker__: by your powers combined
Laserbeaks_Fury: Awww no Lady
sopranocat: awwww
theplaidmaster: Time to settle this. Adam, Alex, Ben; who is the baddy, zaddy and daddy?
tim19862: cuba diving Kappa
TheWooglie: wasn't your knife stuck in the big boi?
aClonedPickle: that dude fell into an abyss
sopranocat: Used it on the eye monster and then he fell down the hole
GroutNASA: Do you hate ceramic figures?
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arcaneIllumination: You lodged it in the boss that fell to death
TheMerricat: You used it on red eye boss Ben.
ThePerrBearr: you used the knife on eye-hole man
jakale: importance of weapon safety protocol
Psychic_Ketchup: A stairwell actually
ButterBall000: This is a No Planking zone.
MilkInBag: oh no
VinchenzRock: rip ears
tim19862: oh fun.....
TimeToFry: Nnnnnope
ButterBall000: Oh, see where the flashlight goes!
BrindleBoar: they gonna come right through that glass
justwhatever_idk: It's a one way mirror and the Zombies are Looking at You
backb0ne_uk: *alex noises*
Estyl10_: d-d-d-d-herrrr
Zanaide: Oh hey, this is the part where I threw my controller across the room back in the original.
Mister_BlueSky: I really like the "let me out" on the glass.
OKB_1: I've missed you Alex
Foxmar320: It just wanted a hug
madmanoreo: yes yes work the groin!!!
VinchenzRock: go back in the room!
Cw3040: it's clubs locked
Ferisar: isn't the glass broken to it though?
justwhatever_idk: ya big meanie head
MilkInBag: why does she call a zombie an asshole
salvo_cowboy: I see someone put cocaine in Alex's coffee today.
Estyl10_: low on emma
sopranocat: Claire is so awesome
Cw3040: is there four keys each corresponding to a playing card suit?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pocket sand
wicker_knight: @salvo_cowboy nah, he's gotten a few good nights of sleep ;P
MilkInBag: big stream energy
Papperslappen: DONGLE
tim19862: LUL
VinchenzRock: D O N G L E
Dix: D O N G L E
CaptRizzo: go through the window the licker came from
pencilsnake: OH SHIT DONGLE
splatty1: dongle GET
patrick_stonecrusher: can you go through the glass?
ReynardWrecca: DONGLE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pull it
RoseShark: Dongle!
wicker_knight: dongle is one of the most awful names
matleigh35: kiss it?
VinchenzRock: you guys missed something in that room downstairs
Estyl10_: probably holds all of the police chief's child porn
Foxmar320: You got the thing for the thing!
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sopranocat: I find it ominous that the chief has that though
sifonaonline: Universal Serial Badge.
kenkopin: Slap it up, flip it, rub it down!
ButterBall000: When is this game set?
GlennSeto: A novelty USB key in 1998? Kappa
BrindleBoar: wut
OKB_1: That's a very impractical shape…
beregolas: oh come on
vaso1313: Walk by them conserve bullets lickers can't see
pencilsnake: nice
sopranocat: who did he kill to get that
justwhatever_idk: I don't get it
GroutNASA: Yeah, this is definitely not period-appropriate.
salvo_cowboy: Looooooooots of Cocaine it seems.
sir_jack_DB: we found our dongle!
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, that weird 8MB USB drive they handed out at the conference.
NathanJay_GA: well theres a crapshot
atlas624: Bop It: Sub edition
TheMerricat: And yet you guys keep saying you don't get high for streams. :-P
Spirrie: Remember chat, you asked for Alex
kingoftuesdaynight: DD Mow?
Kronopticon: I don't know what kind of Bop It you played as a child. but I don't think it was under regulation
TacitusVigil: Dad's not gonna like this. And by Dad, I mean Graham. lrrBEEJ
korvys: I WONDER WHY
MilkInBag: LRR afterdark?
tim19862: what is dd mao?
GlennSeto: There are vetoed Crapshots? Kappa
TheWooglie: Crapshots After dark?
atlas624: Could you leak this document? For a friend
RoseShark: The blue collar jokes.
KV1NN4: Crapshots After Dark sonds like a plan
justwhatever_idk: Alex is 2/3s of the writing credits of the horny crapshots
ReynardWrecca: I'd watch a 'LRR 2 Hot 4 TV' stream.
Boi_Ginny: Still sign me up
persona786: grab it. spin it, spin it, spin it, throw it out the window.
ky0dar: hey, dont you kinkshame, Steacy
lilyoswald: Rated R crap shots is the last stop before entering the porn industry? Well at least you have a plan
1TonCat: yikes that aim
pencilsnake: a weapon to surpass large geear
CastleOtranto: Don't kink shame. What if I'm into elderly LRR porn?
TheMerricat: he was on the left, then on the right. I can confirm.
tim19862: was there another pickup on that shelf?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nice to Michi
GlennSeto: Irons may be a bit fucked in the head.
Kronopticon: No! Your Other Right!
Estyl10_: @CastleOtranto uh... haha yeah... you do you man...
TheMerricat: @tim19862 he's out of inv space
Metric_Furlong: CastleOtranto *EldLRRly
RoseShark: Knives to meet you.
OKB_1: !left
k1g2m324: go back for the box
kingoftuesdaynight: an 80 year old alex decked out in latex
Makhiel: How does a circular gear fit into 2x1 space?
tim19862: ah, ok thanks TheMerricat
Asimech: "I'm the strat man"?
disebot: I'm the Scatman, brotherrr
Borgrim_: skrt ?
CaptainSpam: "Hey, c'mon, lady, I was just trying to make an honest living when I got turned into this creature! There's no need to be rude!"
Estyl10_: the absolute size of this item
pencilsnake: smoke the weed
CastleOtranto: @Metric_Furlong Well played
SketchyDetails: rgb herbs by corsair
EvilBadman: Blue herb is for poison anways
OKB_1: !left is not a thing? Perhaps that's for the best.
sopranocat: Knife to meet you, I need to axe you a question, just have some paperwork we have to cut through
UncannyJimjams: I don't Resident Evil much, is caution bad or merely almost bad when it comes to health?
SachielOne: Can't you get into the Clubs locked room through the broken one way mirror?
Kronopticon: I do like how she gets our exact emotions
disebot: ^
justwhatever_idk: waiting for Claire to say "mfw I see a zombie 🙄"
Asimech: @UncannyJimjams IIRC 'caution' is 'ehh, it's fine'.
Psychic_Ketchup: UncannyJimjams it seems to be somewhere in the middle
disebot: This game is so damn good
UncannyJimjams: cool, I'll stop white knuckling then lol
kingoftuesdaynight: Organ solo!
madmarvelmike: Examine the box you just picked up
MilkInBag: it's raining (dead) men!
GlennSeto: Chat, is X in the A route?
iamnolionheart: Yes
Mister_BlueSky: Soon.
Estyl10_: i played leon's playthrough of this and im so excited about this place
lilyoswald: I have noticed a lack of stupid horror game puzzles in this, was the game always like that?
wicker_knight: @UncannyJimjams if it was really bad there'd be a very noticeable warning sound
beregolas: I used to play an old Zombie Escape Map in CS:S, now I finally get the layout :)
Tiber727: Meanwhile, it's -33F with windchill here.
MilkInBag: the hweed
aWabbajack: lrrFINE lrrFINE