Loonatic93: !next
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TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
I_Am_Clockwork: The Magical Hour is upon us!
TrickJarrett: Adam should only speak in Magic card names
kumatsu: Deckmaster isn't on
I_Am_Clockwork: you sit there and think about what you've done
SydPreviouslyHeadache: weird flex
TheShoveler1887: jokes, memes, simpsons? that's the entirety of my topic choices, too!
NexusVoxx: they're good hands bront
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: The world famous youtube allstar James Turner is all about srs bizniz
SpiffGames: Yes, we've drawn all lands
SpiffGames: to go with our 5 lander
Baldrash: Those aren't great secrets.
Trollbonist: Take the removal spell
KitteyWolf: yup deckmaster is still broken for me. thats annoying
MilkInBag: james is cursed
TheShoveler1887: "Trade you lands for spells"
TrickJarrett: @KitteyWolf refresh? It works for me
1losttheGame: WOW
BloodnBullets: you can play any card in your hand!
1losttheGame: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
KitteyWolf: @TrickJarrett i already have. it was broken the last stream i was at live
Arikell: Baby Rakdos
MilkInBag: what
TrickJarrett: Weird
NexusVoxx: LUL
chickenace11: who was the one who cursed james
TheShoveler1887: WOW
freshmaker__: the bm
NexusVoxx: increasing their APM
Trollbonist: It's about sending a message
timiam: Opponent is the Bog Witch Adam speaks of
GragSmash: it's his fault for never going on panalysts
KitteyWolf: @TrickJarrett yeah i even put up an issue on the github and i dunno if its been seen
GragSmash: the omnipotent witch curses everyone who doesn't go on the show.
Hingadora: Opponent just wanted to get rid of the prompt to pass?
MilkInBag: rakdos, clear your own board
NexusVoxx: bing bing boom
Dix: Yo TrickJarrett, i'm sending you a DM
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I mean he does Okay when Graham is around
MilkInBag: gg
NexusVoxx: spaghetti-os
grgriffin3: Only MOSTLY dead.
RayFK: Rak-Deezy Nuts...I'm so sorry
TheShoveler1887: Adam "We don't need two Consign" Savidan
NexusVoxx: chat, serious? surely you jest
MilkInBag: play 12 lands Kappa
Papperslappen: ~~Magic~~
1losttheGame: you got it boss, only serious seabatTROG
vidStrickland: [joins] "Guess we'll die!"
vidStrickland: I... see. lrrEFF
TiredNiall: You wanna have a serious chat? Fine. Let's talk about comparative tax rates. You start.
I_Am_Clockwork: we just need to not flood
GragSmash: he has the other one on sale at the consignment shop
malexus101: hy chat, adam and james, how are we doing?
MilkInBag: the jugglër
SpiffGames: Go for the Juggler
kumatsu: Get Juggled On, Punk
freshmaker__: Is that a reference I hear?
MilkInBag: what shall it be
chickenace11: maybe the game can't handle two powerful beards in the same room at the same time
TiredNiall: Mark Juggalo, Rakdos celebrity
therisingtithes_: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:11 PM
chickenace11: worth it
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Diabore: everyone ready for the reverse board wipe?
I_Am_Clockwork: Flunge!
jonasjonIV: fight!
korvys: Adam, if you lose the flips on Rakdos, you make the highlight reel
Arikell: I'd block, can't get rakdos this turn
Jondare: come on and jam, and welcome to the slam
MilkInBag: that was a weird block
NexusVoxx: s a c c
MilkInBag: sack it, bop it, lick it, cast it
TheShoveler1887: OOH BABY
MilkInBag: meh
jonasjonIV: fine
NexusVoxx: he attac, he sacc, but most importantly, he Racc
lifecharacter: To the pit!
CardKingdom: Play an 8/8 I think
Jondare: that was anti climatic
freshmaker__: rakdosnous chupacabra
TheR676767: nice chupa
Jondare: he really needs an animation
holidayMD: Back to the PIT!
BloodnBullets: rakdos of the constant mild disappointment
cmdrud87: Heeey, Takdos!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @TrickJarrett 15% GST and I think a tiered income tax with a top rate of 33%
cmdrud87: Rakdos
NexusVoxx: the clone enchantment has coinflips
lifecharacter: They have coin flip animations prepared because of that M19 giant, so Rakdos not getting them is BS.
TrickJarrett: wat
Arikell: It's strange because they have the coin flip animations
freshmaker__: mirror march is great
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you asked :P
jonasjonIV: wat
korvys: Rakdos does the big scythe animation
TrickJarrett: What did I ask?
Jondare: Where\s lee, i\ve got a complaint for him >P
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korvys: Menace, if you pay
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: oooh that was someone else nevermind
TrickJarrett: lol, ok. I was very confused
decentperversion: whiff
MilkInBag: welp
jonasjonIV: tight
sniperserpent: wait did they miss lthal?
lifecharacter: Wait, couldn't they win with the mangler?
EvilBadman: Create with flying
decentperversion: no its for flyers
Oatway_: mangler only targets flying
lifecharacter: Ah.
MilkInBag: the manglër
BloodnBullets: james went through a phase
MilkInBag: "I like when you try new things, except this and this and this"
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
TheShoveler1887: this is how we die
NexusVoxx: so chat what do you think of the RB Spectacle Phyrexian Arena?
Jondare: you wanna get cooler? isn't the rest of the country basically frozen solid?
NexusVoxx: Its above 0 in Calgary. for today.
TheOtherTrevor: if you activate both does it level out?
decentperversion: see where the budget whent
MilkInBag: SFX are way too loud in this game
Karfsma778: Vigilance
malexus101: @nexusvoxx the theatre you mean? seems neat to me! (but it will make even more mortifies go around)
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Jondare: give vigilance and attack, play a dude
MilkInBag: juggler cant block anything
TheOtherTrevor: blade jugger
paronomasiac042: The Bluggler!
TheWarbo: would you rather that, or coins?
DirtCadaver: OMG i love that i can see the cards on my screen you guys rock
Wangor: Time for the veteran to get the point
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drilmagic: dang, since when can you hover cards in an Arena stream to view their details
aWittyUsername: :)
kumatsu: garroshclapping.gif
NexusVoxx: i liked main phase kill and swing with the juggler there
TheR676767: you get both spectacle and a sac for scavenger, in case you didn't point that out already
Wf_Geisterloeffel: watch him kill your board rooDerp
TheR676767: by playing the 0/2
NexusVoxx: zoops
DirtCadaver: seemsgood100
Wangor: Imp, exile the giant guy from the yard
decentperversion: not using damage?
volraths_bane: use imp to exile colossus
MilkInBag: ^
grgriffin3: H-B-Shizzle!
MilkInBag: chat has a collective IQ of 85
TheR676767: spiderman dot jpeg
NexusVoxx: so just yeeting spirits now?
TheOtherTrevor: do it
Karfsma778: Sac spewer
Jondare: sac skewer
BloodnBullets: sac spewer?
TheOtherTrevor: the 1/1s aren't attacking anymore
flatluigi: begone thomp
DirtCadaver: should have used 0/2 before killing it
korvys: Scorchmark is nice, now the spirits can block or attack
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MilkInBag: 👏
DirtCadaver: YAY
Baldrash: lrrGOAT
Trollbonist: Ya did a good jorb
hey_kelvin: Kappa //
IbunWest: EZ CLAP
TheOtherTrevor: Rolls over to 0%
MilkInBag: your account gets deleted
freshmaker__: you win mtg
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Kykiwi: rolls over
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 🎶 Do you want to sac a one-ooooooone?
TheR676767: the vault explodes and you get all the wild cards forever
MilkInBag: the vault economy crashes and your 1000% goes down to 1%
kumatsu: Powerful Magic
TheR676767: The curse continues.
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ElektroTal: it was!
MilkInBag: are you though?
r10pez10: i heard there was magic afoot
ElektroTal: i'm bummed we didn't get to play, Adam. next time!
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NexusVoxx: so i heard you like deathtouchers, so we gave orzhov like 5 playable deathtouch cards
r10pez10: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
Trollbonist: James is moving into the real estate business, getting all of the land.
TheWarbo: !adam
flatluigi: !adam
Milambus: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today, on Minecraft: We're making a new nether hub.
Wangor: And now chat shall be spammed with Adam commands XD
jonasjonIV: Adam is good luck
MilkInBag: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2275: "I get a clue!" —Adam [2016-04-08]
ChaoticObserver: Lucky top decks as always
ChaoticObserver: lrrBEEJ
TheWarbo: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5777: "Adam knows NOTHING!" —Bengineering [2019-01-29]
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2312: "How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TheWarbo: lol gmta
Arikell: couldn't you have attacked first and got them to doubleblock?
Juliamon: You guys can !adam all you want, it's a mod-only command
MilkInBag: oof
aWittyUsername: Undercity Scavenger, aka McTasteIt!
NexusVoxx: @Arikell deathtouch, they wouldnt have
TheOtherTrevor: undercity scavenger is my favorite way to 2-for-1 people.
kumatsu: Why Chef Boyardee when you can have Rice-a-Roni?
TheWarbo: adam is only correct when mods say he is
Arikell: yeah, I should get more sleep
volraths_bane: Yes, we're gonna get our hellbent triggers
MilkInBag: Rakdos the disappointer
ArcOfTheConclave: Adam IS better at video games than we are.
jonasjonIV: that's enough!
Wangor: Oh Rakdos, you're so dreamy.
r10pez10: that entry animation is amazing
Trollbonist: Show: Stopped
Kykiwi: only lost one coin flip nice
TheR676767: Rakdos has been pretty picky lately
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what i want to know is. why does Rakdos stop the show
younzable: we dont even see the coin flips FeelsBadMan
TheOtherTrevor: "I just think I'm really stubborn" (30s after saying "we're dead, concede")
rynolaw: so, home early today to watch this b/c my office, in Chicago, closed early, b/c someone shot at our building
jonasjonIV: that sounds cool
incredulouspasserby: @SydPreviouslyHeadache according to the rakdos story: because someone else has more fans than he does
NexusVoxx: include Origins Ravnica cards or riot
TheWarbo: !findquote good at video games
LRRbot: Quote #4943: "Only Adam is good at video games." —Ben [2018-05-02]
BloodnBullets: exciting
Markster981: seabatTROG
EvilBadman: Izzet Spells
anetfullofjello: Can you use cards from other guilds? Like could you use Dimir House Guard in a Rakdos deck?
Hingadora: Oh, Adam? It was you who recommended Best Served Cold on the Boxing Day stream, right? Because I just picked it up from the library yesterday.
kumatsu: Yeah, Ben wanted to push outside his comfort zone
BloodnBullets: izzet rules!
NexusVoxx: Kraj is my homeboy
incredulouspasserby: oh no, a kraj deck
TheR676767: Experiment Craig
I_Am_Clockwork: Curse-ed!
lifecharacter: Experiment Craig.
AGiantRoach: OG Teysa was my first EDH deck. Love that deck
Baldrash: Kraj was my first EDH deck.
malexus101: Experiment Kraj: a fair card.
jdarr5000: That reminds me I think Ben needs to test tested for posion based on eating the 4 year old simic slaw
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someone_evil: This is gonna be 15 long turns
genomancr: With a cardpool that limited, it'll be fine :)
Baldrash: Kraj is way more fun and fair than Momir Vig.
NexusVoxx: Sadly Kraj is outdone in shenanigans by Mairsil and mairsil is not fun to play against
Hingadora: I wasn't expecting it to be a doorstopper. Looking forward to getting to sit down with it!
ArcOfTheConclave: Cursed
incredulouspasserby: It depends on how you build the deck. He's good for degenerate infinite mana combo
queenfounder: What'a happening tomorrow for the paper fight?
ThePerrBearr: you say cursed, but he's just won the past 2 games
known_kadath: Pir and Thoothy?
malexus101: Nono it's fine with the limitatiom you have, adam!
Kykiwi: 10/17 lands?
DrWreckage: This is how my every single match goes. Deck building doesn't matter, play doesn't matter, just mana
I_Am_Clockwork: got op on a 14 turn clock :p
r10pez10: i hope someone is playing a gates deck
ZeroMcZero: I have a friend who plays with Kraj, it’s hilarious seeing him jank out a win
HesGotNoPants: yeet made it
Juliamon: queenfounder $20-limit kitchen table decks
greyfox23: rakdos put himself on top of the deck to give you false hope
queenfounder: Nice!
Milambus: The ravnica only restriction is going to make decks very different from regular Commander anyway
Himyul: only 13 more turns to go!
GloriousMost: best served cold is trash bayaz is horrible reee
JohnPraw: No one here is cursed. Opponent has only drawn one fewer land.
NexusVoxx: mmm getting there with a 2/2
TheR676767: 13 turn clock opponent
lifecharacter: We're dead in two turns dead.
NexusVoxx: let me tell you about the time i killed someone in 18 turns with Baral.
freshmaker__: im excited for friday night paper fight. ravnica has great cards
malexus101: I think the most abusable commander i can think of in those sets are OG niv, Kraj, OG Teysa
Kykiwi: this is abad attack
DrWreckage: You have to
cmdrud87: Is it actually us$ or can$?
Wangor: Wow, that's bad timing.
ArcOfTheConclave: we can't not
Juliamon: cmdrud87 can$
known_kadath: attack first
Jondare: i think we have to play it, hope to get a removal spell or a flyer
Arikell: don't tap white
Wangor: Doh
MechaKuuga: RIP
Kykiwi: oof
TheOtherTrevor: bluff
Wangor: Boo the shuffler
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooDab
NexusVoxx: F6
lifecharacter: That's a really aggressive growl for a 1/1.
MalBeam: boo fortnite fiend
TheWarbo: the line is "flunge," right?
circusofkirkus: collision
Karfsma778: Collision might me good
lifecharacter: Drill bit.
JohnPraw: I like the Slinger, too.
Arikell: slinger might be good for reach
Kykiwi: the rubble slinger for flyers?
Hingadora: I had a game two the other day where my opponent failed to see the line of 'blocking my ceremonial death flunge.'
JohnPraw: It stops or trades with most of the creatures we saw.
Trollbonist: Mockery is so much fun and has great art
Feminine_Desires: Rubble slinger is better than torchfiemd
warinvalhalla: Drill bit
lifecharacter: Hand Attack is for cowards.
warinvalhalla: LUL^
HesGotNoPants: @lifecharacter the rhetoric is for losers
r10pez10: are the bells from the guildgate?
HesGotNoPants: that not the
NexusVoxx: yea orzhov sounds
Furrytractor68: Untapped land? OOPS! All Blade Jugglers
ArcOfTheConclave: plague wight is a really nice common
Karfsma778: Just runner runner lands
NexusVoxx: james can you flick your cvards more pls
cameronj115: card kingdom sent me a wrong card is there a support line I can email
Mangledpixel: !card stop that
LRRbot: Stop That [B] | Instant | Target player discards a card. / Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
incredulouspasserby: @cameronj115 .....check their website??
I_Am_Clockwork: never not lucky
HesGotNoPants: plauge belongs in pauper
Feminine_Desires: I think the goblin equivalent is far better, since it's also when it blocks.
NexusVoxx: mmm ginger ale
Jgard96: I sure this has been mentioned already, but RIP simic slaw
ArcOfTheConclave: wait, inheritance costs 5? Thats so bad.
ooogydog: seagrams
NexusVoxx: @ArcOfTheConclave its the tithe taker effect
Karfsma778: @ArcOfTheConclave costs 4.
Feminine_Desires: @ArcOfTheConclave it costs 4, and 6 to sac
ArcOfTheConclave: I are dumb
ughman617: Schweppes 4 life
deyja429: I prefer Ginger Beer
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Mangledpixel: Jgard96 oh don't worry, it may have been eaten, but it is for sure still alive
freshmaker__: uhh excuse me. bundaberg australian ginger beer is where its at. :P
ThePerrBearr: Canada Dry is best, but there's also Schweppes, and Vernor's
NexusVoxx: oh man waking up at 830, how luxurious
kumatsu: that happened to me this weekend, I got a solid 7 hours and was deliriously exhausted for some reason
lifecharacter: Swole Patrol rides again.
ayirbudd: mmmmm no
ChaoticObserver: Chips and Ginger Ale?
r10pez10: hi graham!
I_Am_Clockwork: no Graham get back to the Roadquest mines Kappa
Feminine_Desires: I don't like chips ... too greasy for me.
rycat: which chips?
TheWarbo: !quote 4885
LRRbot: Quote #4885: "You can't get mad at things when you're tired!" —Ben [2018-04-16]
Bengineering: I don't remember saying this
ayirbudd: in the contrary past Ben...I ALWAYS get mad when im tired
Trollbonist: I feel like that chip thing should be a quote
Raithencore235: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:23.
MousseFilledCat: @Bengineering I'm sure you were very tired
ArcOfTheConclave: chip life?
Nocxia: I'm more cranky when tired
incredulouspasserby: @Feminine_Desires that's why I eat baked chips. So much better.
r10pez10: what happened on april 16th
Issurru: Saskatoon has a chip tour? fuck I need to go
TheWarbo: QDB claims it was Dice Friends?
big_large: perhaps ben means you shouldn't not that you don't
circusofkirkus: inheritance turns on juggler for next turn
Feminine_Desires: @incredulouspasserby I don't eat chips anyways because for their price they don't give me enough sustenance or mileage of a meal
Myclept: That's why the call it... chiptoons B)
MousseFilledCat: We used to always visit the Herrs factory in summer camp
r10pez10: chip factory LRL prerecord when
MousseFilledCat: It got very boring after a while
drcthulu: Now you got me craving kettle chips
AGiantRoach: Pennsylvania is a great place to visit for chips tours. You can hit Herr's and Utz (best chip company)
Juliamon: hell yeah Utz
ayirbudd: utz is great
NexusVoxx: chaaaaps
Juliamon: nobody makes honey bbq chips like Utz
ayirbudd: now i want chips damnit
kumatsu: talk about lrrDILLY
koaxkoax: is a burrito a sandwich?
orellien2773: No chips, there's still plenty of Simic Slaw!
known_kadath: sushi!
TheWooglie: How about doughnuts?
drcthulu: Buritto chips!
Nocxia: more burritos!
I_Am_Clockwork: lol
Vezon46: hello mad dad and dad dad. how goes magic?
Baldrash: Give me a burrito!
Myclept: Let's talk about crisps
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Lord_Durin: Did somebody say BURRITOS?!?
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shurtal: Where's MY burritto?
r10pez10: oh right there's a new Friday Nights, huh
Raithencore235: I'm partial to Old Dutch, but that is just Canadian pride (also Old Dutch factory in Winnipeg)
HesGotNoPants: james you want my chips? I'm on a diet now
ThePerrBearr: get a burrito, open it and put some chips inside
1losttheGame: you guys have a cookie guy? you, uh, got any extra? *scratches arm*
Feminine_Desires: We definitely ham inherintance
koaxkoax: dagger caster, swing with angel?
TheWarbo: !findquote burrito
LRRbot: Quote #3915: "I heard there would be TexMechs, and there weren't any robots, just burritos?" —Cameron [2017-01-26]
Oatway_: hi Cam!
Feminine_Desires: keeping up orzhov guildgate.
Issurru: there's an old Dutch wholesaler but not sure if they do tours google didn't say
Wf_Geisterloeffel: hi cam!
Feminine_Desires: inheritance ham
cmdrud87: attack, dagger caster main 2
freshmaker__: oh yeah congrats on another great friday nights btw
r10pez10: yo cameron
koaxkoax: c'mon and jam
Karfsma778: Attack with the fiend too?
Myclept: You can's spell James without jam
circusofkirkus: i agree with adam
grgriffin3: Hardcore opinions here.
koaxkoax: can adam chill out? is it constituionally possible?
TheWarbo: when in doubt, ask adam to be chill
ayirbudd: i thought cam got a haircut then I realized that just the top half of his head is cut off
r10pez10: i agree with adam, i want a burrito
malexus101: Now I need adam's face on an Harsh Mentor
koaxkoax: i like when people have no chill!
HesGotNoPants: my opponent at the prerelease played dagger caster and with the effect on stack gave him death touch
koaxkoax: chill is overrated
kumatsu: the other 5% of the time you're on Twitch seabatBRAIN
EvilBadman: You can be loud and chill
NexusVoxx: am paul okay
Feminine_Desires: @HesGotNoPants WAOW
Karfsma778: Inheritance next turn seems Strong
ArcOfTheConclave: which Paul?
HesGotNoPants: adam has enough chill that I generally believe hes high
NexusVoxx: and spewer?
HesGotNoPants: @feminine_desires it hurt
Raithencore235: @HesGotNoPants Adam has stated in previous streams that he doesn't do/smoke weed. It apparently makes him sad/depressed
koaxkoax: we can scorchmark so they don't get the 1/1
kumatsu: Slam Inheritance and Spewer, imo
JohnPraw: Nah, let them get the 1/1
HesGotNoPants: @raithencore235 that makes me sad that weed makes adam sad
ThePerrBearr: to quote southpark "Simpson's did it"
r10pez10: 24 years
queenfounder: Graham we miss you!
NexusVoxx: adam is a zone?
Karfsma778: Chump the 5/5 ith the Fiend
koaxkoax: because you're a chill canadian?
Juliamon: It's your natural chill
Trollbonist: After they exhausted jokes, they started predicting the future and pretending their prophecies were jokes.
Papperslappen: The dank aura
koaxkoax: because you play boshy and frankly, it takes something to have the patience for boshy
ThePerrBearr: because you remind them of people they know who do
FurbyGoneFubar: Wikipedia says "It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on June 26, 2002"
HesGotNoPants: cause your so chill adam
NerdsHome: I think Adam would be hilarious high
Myclept: Adam is just the mayor of Chillidelphia
NexusVoxx: Spewert
r10pez10: adam's hilarious normally
itsrileypm1: because you're eyes look half closed? idk, i never thought you did, lol
ooogydog: I like how everyone is playing this game now
FurbyGoneFubar: So, yeah, 16½ years ago!
koaxkoax: oh yeah they deeeeeeed
TheR676767: they're just dead in the air anyway
NexusVoxx: mangler is 1 more point than vamp
koaxkoax: mockery won me my finals just now
r10pez10: whew
known_kadath: MtG by Committee
ArcOfTheConclave: 4 v 1!
Vilun: Quad-headed giant
itsrileypm1: you won the 4v1! Congratulations!
NexusVoxx: committeegee
timiam: Adam Saladan
TheWarbo: food
TheWarbo: make food for dinner
ThePerrBearr: adam with the health
timiam: Also grats, that's awesome
MilkInBag: grats seabatTROG
Huschel23: Gather the people and the magic happens
itsrileypm1: what are they?
AGiantRoach: seabatTROG Congrats Adam
jonasjonIV: Adam is an elder being.
StephenJM81: elder gods Adam & James
HesGotNoPants: I swear to God, if adam also eats simic salad I'm gonna cry
NexusVoxx: adam show the butt
itsrileypm1: FUCK YEAH IT DO
queenfounder: Show us!
timiam: Adam's got that Boshy Buttt
Papperslappen: James and Adam, elder beings is a sitcom I would watch
TheWarbo: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
FurbyGoneFubar: Anyone else feel horribly old by the South Park episode "Simpsons Already Did It" aired more than 16 years ago?
Mr_Horrible: for Ians? omgThink
drcthulu: Confirmed you are not Cthulu
itsrileypm1: i say not actually knowing, lol
NerdsHome: Pics or it didnt happen Adam
TheR676767: James getting adam mixed up with his other elder god friends
koaxkoax: but... can you put on some chapstick for us?
Skyboss1996: *Gasp* Adam wears chapstick?
Mr_Horrible: lol
ThePerrBearr: tfw?
Spacecarl: Never read the comment
MilkInBag: but your mom owned some random comment
timiam: Chap stick would make the rice a roni taste weird
r10pez10: "that feeling when"
1losttheGame: good thing we arent youtube seabatTROG
drcthulu: Rule one of youtube don't read the comments
Zath_: UwU
AGiantRoach: youtube thirsty for adam?
Skyboss1996: "Some"
Issurru: UwUtube
Sati90: Adam with chapstick would be cute tho...
grgriffin3: Reading the comments is just a generally bad idea.
r10pez10: !quote (Adam) [Now] I'm not gonna show my butt, get out of here!
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
1losttheGame: you mean lipstick? because chapstick doesnt change the color?
ArcOfTheConclave: double spell
1losttheGame: this is a weird conversation, im out
HesGotNoPants: what adam uses butt stickm
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Kramburger: Holy crap, is this the legendary Adam Savidan?! I heard he beat two bosses in I Wanna Be The Boshy in the SAME DAY!
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Juliamon: There are tinted chapsticks out there
Sati90: @1losttheGame Nah just the act of putting it on would be cute
freshmaker__: which boss? I missed it.
1losttheGame: i mean, okay
itsrileypm1: Damage races are my absolute weakness
Skyboss1996: Adam "no video games" Savidan
Mr_Horrible: Adam great for DPS checks
StephenJM81: until the next stream
Mangledpixel: well, then there's the secret bosses
ArcOfTheConclave: @freshmaker__ Ganon
freshmaker__: nice
r10pez10: 45
Jondare: slammajam and juggle
Markster981: its been that long??? damn seabatTROG seabatTROG
Mangledpixel: ah ok
cameronj115: adum I'll give u my pay check if u bet the game again no deaths
NexusVoxx: accidentally the 1/3 probably
Jondare: you have to kill the vampire, it's just impossible to race
Spacecarl: oh they took 5 for that? nice
Dyllbert: Did adam beat darkest dungeon?
Markster981: yeah
Skyboss1996: Sure did
lilyoswald: no deaths on a blind run?
monkeryz: Even speedrunners die a good bit.
solahwin_tampramain: without torches!
Haberdashed: I'd guess speedrunners have done it
coloradoclint: Hello friends
Karfsma778: Menache
DrWreckage: Are the secret bosses so terrible? Why not do them?
Mr_Horrible: DARE seabatTROG
Skyboss1996: Adam "No torches" Savidan
ThorSokar: No one has ever beaten Boshy with no deaths, not even the speed runners
Dyllbert: People have done runs of All dark souls without ever taking damage, I'd guess people have not died on boshy
TheMagicWalrus: th wr for boshy has deaths
itsrileypm1: i literally strive to be as good at games as Adam Savidan
Zaraka00: speedruns have ~20 deaths
Haberdashed: I'm sure there's been at least ONE speedrunner who didn't die
Jondare: just slam with all, you've got revels and jugglers
NexusVoxx: men ass
freshmaker__: i dont always get to see your streams Adam, but know that I'm super proud of you. Your determination is great to watch.
Jondare: Don't need to care about silly things like card advantage
Feminine_Desires: swing with the fiend only.
Feminine_Desires: hit the for 1
Feminine_Desires: and double spectacle
Jondare: then we can even get the juggler back for EVEN MORE card advantage
known_kadath: wight
malexus101: I really like that line, @feminine_desires
Yomenz: Adam, are you making an Undergrads reference with the way you are saying "The Juggler"?
Yomenz: Sweet! I miss that show
StephenJM81: what movie is that?
korvys: Man, Undergrads was great (though it did no age well)
korvys: *not
Yomenz: @korvys No, it did not
Jondare: yeah i like seraph artist
known_kadath: 3
MilkInBag: "Wiener wiener wiener, put it in your mouth!"
Dyllbert: Adam just wanted to show off his pants Kappa
Karfsma778: Yeah, we're in a pretty good spot here
Yomenz: @StephenJM81 it was an animated show that ran in the early 2000s for one season
r10pez10: wtf james
NrgSpoon: i was more of a Clone High guy myself
Jondare: i think we attack with seraph?
MilkInBag: Undergrads only played in Canada if I recall correctly
Raithencore235: look, briefly the magnificent Adam tush
Haberdashed: Never punished
Yomenz: @NrgSpoon also a great show that was canceled too soon
NexusVoxx: just keep tossing things witht the fireblade i guess
Feminine_Desires: I think we just sit back for another turn
Feminine_Desires: and then swing with all for lethal
Haberdashed: Gross
NexusVoxx: oh no my plan failed
Feminine_Desires: oooor not?
MilkInBag: adam showing off his pants
korvys: Attack with seraph, they have to block, and you still get tokens
Feminine_Desires: I think we have to draw our removal spells.
Jondare: A removal spell for their 5/5 would be nice
ooogydog: RAKDOS off the top?
Jondare: since that unlocks all of our creatures to attack
grgriffin3: Rakdos Waiting Room is my GWAR cover band.
MilkInBag: oh
Zaraka00: deathtouch seraph might kill with that
Jondare: Just shoot down a flyer i guess
NrgSpoon: they'll never double block though
Feminine_Desires: we can't pump with it ...
Dyllbert: Trample plus death touch though, thats alot of damage
NexusVoxx: fliers? more fliers?
cmdrud87: if you can make green mana, that#s game
MilkInBag: :clock:
Dyllbert: Oh wait, can't cast the RG side
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We have enough mana to cast it and any other spell in our deck, so we can wait.
1losttheGame: LUL
MilkInBag: all in
grgriffin3: James really likes removal, man, who are we to judge?
Jondare: kill the 5/5, it's holding back our entire ground team
r10pez10: i have never heard james make that noise before
StephenJM81: 28 million years
Dyllbert: 18 eons Kappa
aWittyUsername: he just got the point
NexusVoxx: who doesnt love removal
Jondare: Kilæl 5/5 and attack with all ground dudes
SharkHero08: seabatTROG Just got in. I here this a stream of loose plays seabatTROG
r10pez10: i mean, i'm clipping it
QTL7: id flunge
Zaraka00: kill their imp, rakdos will take care of the rest
MilkInBag: kill 5/5, attack with wight
ArcOfTheConclave: and the wight
Jondare: Plague can attack as well
korvys: And the wight
mariammistressofmanifolds: plague wight too
known_kadath: thrull
MilkInBag: thrull
NexusVoxx: a thrull.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thrull.
Karfsma778: A thrull
MilkInBag: DUH
Jondare: Heck, next time we can pump Shaman and attack with that as well
known_kadath: sassssssss
EvilBadman: seabatTROG
wolf2012pack: we ARE the sass
Mr_Horrible: next turn you can buff the shaman and get them on the double-block, too
grgriffin3: Grasping Thrull is a Human Soldier.
Hingadora: Summon Thrull.
SharkHero08: Is it a seabatTROG Thrull?
Haberdashed: Thrull.
incredulouspasserby: Even the "DUH" was less rude than a period
MilkInBag: Pff, thrulls cannot be demons, didn't you read the lore?
KharadBanar: Capital T Thrull Period.
HesGotNoPants: t.h.r.u.l.l.
hippitybobbity: enjoy yer sassparilla
Raithencore235: Adam Anti-Sasidan
NexusVoxx: huh. there's only 1 thrull that has a second creature type
grgriffin3: Oof.
Jondare: No, hold collision for a double block on the shaman
Chartle: collision the second dude that blocks the shaman?
Mr_Horrible: wtf
grgriffin3: Surprise! Gruul!
CantWearHats: the ol razzle dazzle
Haberdashed: Gottem
KharadBanar: The Large Thrull Collider
Dyllbert: We die to a grasping thrull though
NexusVoxx: !card abs thrull
LRRbot: Absolver Thrull [3W] | Creature — Thrull Cleric [2/3] | Haunt / When Absolver Thrull enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.
genomancr: Nobody expects the Gruul Inquisition? Those aren't words I ever thought would go together
Jondare: pump and attack with all
younzable: maybes he has arcane adaptatiom in the side to make all his card demons Kappa
Mr_Horrible: vigilance and get em!
Haberdashed: Shaman pump
Mr_Horrible: man the cannons!
KharadBanar: 3 2 1 LETS JAM
known_kadath: Dear Lord Rakdos, hear my prayer
shdragon: Make them have it
CantWearHats: one time no whammies
MilkInBag: no one plays bring to justice
Dyllbert: They don't have it
CantWearHats: smoke em if you got em
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam Hands up James Preys
hippitybobbity: oooooooooooooo
Dyllbert: Or they would have done it already
ThePerrBearr: adam, why would you say that out loud?
gsyhiap: BlessRNG
oolman22: Kappa //
korvys: \o/
Jigokuro: sfhGAMER sfhGAMER sfhGAMER
Swimmingrock: crendorHypers crendorHypers crendorHypers crendorHypers
Yomenz: 🙌
CantWearHats: \o/
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooDerp //
known_kadath: BOOM!
grgriffin3: lrrGOAT THERE
jonasjonIV: woo!
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
northos: katesThank
xhres2: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
WilliamJr510: mtgnerHype seabatTROG seabatTROG
Haberdashed: Nice
Squiidd_pope: Yooooooo
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
DrWreckage: Apparently you don't say good game at all kappa
KharadBanar: EZ Clap
oolman22: POGG
hippitybobbity: eeeeeee
Mr_Horrible: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Jondare: that explosion?
flyingdelorion: lrrHORN
1losttheGame: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Haberdashed: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
wolf2012pack: dat jingle
pharaun_2421: didnt say good game BibleThump
AtlasCrafts: you did it Adam lrrAWESOME HSCheers HSCheers HSCheers HSCheers
r10pez10: what's on the back of those coins? it is a mystery
Jondare: Adam i'll have you know that Explosion is a Red AND blue card
Dyllbert: To be fair, we made them have it, because we had it (in the form of the air removal)
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TheCheeseStandAlone: Adam is the best James
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MilkInBag: sneep
CantWearHats: lands and spells, lands and spells
Swimmingrock: Your opponents name means "child beer" XD
Dix: sup everyone
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yes
grgriffin3: Hey Dix!
adamjford: I'm willing to give up the #1 slot
MilkInBag: Adam Savage?
CantWearHats: sup dix
Dix: I was babysitting the /magic chat for their live Q&A
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh.. Adam Savage is pretty great too
Haberdashed: That's a hand
KharadBanar: Thrull
Jondare: take thrull
Mr_Horrible: well, even if you're not the best James, where are you on the James Power Rankings, Adam?
SharkHero08: But is Adam the best Rakdos?
itsrileypm1: You are both solid Adam and James, respectively
MilkInBag: Adam Sandler?
EvilBadman: Adam Cole, BAYBAY
grgriffin3: I'm a fan of Adam Vinatieri.
HesGotNoPants: @milkinbag hell no
malexus101: trick on oppo creature to scry?
itsrileypm1: @MilkInBag Adam Savidan is 1000000000% better
Legosheep: Have you tried drawing threats?
Haberdashed: Nah our Adam is better than Adam Sandler
notaballoon: adam is the best james and james is the best adam, you should switch places
Gascitygaming: BAYBAY
Squiidd_pope: BAY BAY
HesGotNoPants: does samuel Adams count as an adam cause that's a good beer
AtlasCrafts: so you're telling them you don't have flying blockers, but removal for a 3/7?
CantWearHats: get in't pit
itsrileypm1: @grgriffin3 I was once. Then he left, lol
WilliamJr510: yah I heard this Adam Savidan is soon to be the boshy
MilkInBag: when you become the boshy, do you receive a certificate?
grgriffin3: @itsrileypm1 See, I'm the exact opposite!
GolgariGlenRoss: Lonely scavenger
azureHaights: Second question: is Adam the best *avidan?
Squiidd_pope: That's a cool animation for that
SharkHero08: I grew up with a kid named Adam, youre definitly cooler then he is
CantWearHats: oooooh
ooogydog: hmmm
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itsrileypm1: lol respect. i like your quarterback. The sports radio here talks about trading for him all the time, lol
TheCheeseStandAlone: My apologies, I thought _____ is best ______ was a LRR meme. It appears i was mistaken.
Karfsma778: The First Strike does let us block
r10pez10: what weighs more: a pound of vigilance or a pound of deathtouch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sushi
ThunderingBumpkin: @LoadingReadyRun Definitely better than Adam Sandler by a mile
Juliamon: TheCheeseStandAlone It used to be, it's fallen out of favor though.
Wf_Geisterloeffel: lifelink @r10pez10 4Head
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Juliamon: We're still allowed to #blamejames though!
grgriffin3: @itsrileypm1 It is really hard to hate the Neckbeard, you aren't wrong.
MilkInBag: blaming james is a given
azureHaights: @r10pez10 The pound of vigilance, because it sticks around for the crackback
known_kadath: play it!
r10pez10: no greed adam
JohnPraw: You are so far ahead.
jonasjonIV: dont
FreaQU: no greed
JohnPraw: Don't play it.
genomancr: Greeeedy!
ArcOfTheConclave: do it!
Squiidd_pope: Play conservitive
grgriffin3: Wait it out, you're fine as is.
MilkInBag: is james a coward? let's find out 🤔
hippitybobbity: dont do it
malexus101: both cases you have a 2 turn clock if they don't remove
Drexer: Greedy Adam
tsume_the_wolf: keep rakdos in hand
Jigokuro: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
itsrileypm1: @grgriffin3 He literally congratulates guys who hit him! HES SO NICE ITS THE WORST
KharadBanar: I think it's a close decision, slightly agree with Adam though
r10pez10: although the !adam command says adam is correct
KharadBanar: Closing the Theater Door
Haberdashed: !adam
korvys: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #1496: "When did you become Adam? When did I marry Adam? When did that happen?" —Heather [2016-01-11]
Gascitygaming: now rakdos
JohnPraw: It's greedy because if they topdeck a piece of removal, you have nothing.
malexus101: i wouldn't like to play raksos now tho
Dix: got got
TheWriterAleph: LUL
grgriffin3: Slow-rolled!
r10pez10: what's chat doing at a top 8
ThePerrBearr: tha delay
MilkInBag: that was a BS animation
freshmaker__: wow
aitsu100: lol\
Magnetic__North: bwa ha ha
Wf_Geisterloeffel: LUL
Furrytractor68: We got TOKENS!
CantWearHats: WELP
Mr_Horrible: JUKED
Dix: this week it was US with teh razzledazzle
accountmadeforants: Rak-Doszled
ThePov42: Razzled AND Dazzled!
CantWearHats: lrrFINE
benjamin_wheeler: Well, well, well
CantWearHats: or that
Haberdashed: OOF
Feminine_Desires: PFFFF
Dix: Hahahahaha woof
CantWearHats: that also works
Furrytractor68: Super Punished
ThePov42: Who do we have one 1st Razzler and 2nd Dazzler?
Feminine_Desires: PUNISHED
JohnPraw: What could go wrong if we cast Rakdos?
lilyoswald: ooof
jonasjonIV: wow
incredulouspasserby: that is why you don't get greedy
Saishuuheiki: punished for playing it
grgriffin3: Utterly ruined forever.
Mr_Horrible: bodied
JohnPraw: lol
MatthewDennisMTG: oofa doofa
hippitybobbity: I TOLD YOU
QTL7: you had no reason to play any of it X)
oolman22: tfw losing cause of theatre
Oatway_: the land of wind and ghosts
grgriffin3: Results-Oriented Thinking!
r10pez10: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
Dr_fragenstien: Ruined! NotLikeThis
NickTheDM: Oof
Feminine_Desires: You would have won the game if you never played it
r10pez10: the coin would have flipped the other way
MatthewDennisMTG: 5 turn clock
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we should not have played Rakdos at all
known_kadath: go for the juggler
MilkInBag: this is way more fun
ayirbudd: mono removal over there geez
ooogydog: uh oh
itsrileypm1: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
known_kadath: no
Haberdashed: Everything is FINE
incredulouspasserby: I'm with you Syd
n3ther: fight fight fight
Papperslappen: lrrFINE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how would rakdos have ended the game any sooner?
Raithencore235: I really wish the animation had Rakdos throw a coin in the air and then have a coic land on each creature with either a heads or tails (or whatever the Ravinica equilvalent is) and destoy the creatures
MilkInBag: no you dont block
known_kadath: no blocks
Haberdashed: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
oolman22: no blocks
zugzugmine: inb4 revenge
Squiidd_pope: Did they have a flier to block the serif?
known_kadath: race
lilyoswald: we would have had the same problem if we had not played it only slightly smaller. The issue here is their card advantage
Squiidd_pope: Oh, they had removal
Gascitygaming: how many times do we have to tell you guys, we dont know shit
big_large: are yinz going to do a fnpf draft by mixing guilds and allegiance?
Fantusta: always listen to chat
Feminine_Desires: Yeah if you didn't play rakdos there they wouldn't have had an answer to that 2/3
r10pez10: i like this on-edge action thriller i am watching
GlootsforSloots: opp stabilized and is now drawing 2 cards a turn
Squiidd_pope: #Neverlistentochat
TheWarbo: twitch chat knows everything, including things which are not true
Chartle: just mill them out
Haberdashed: !chat
Furrytractor68: Aw crap VoHiYo
ooogydog: cards in there library?
grgriffin3: Only slightly ruined.
MilkInBag: from hero to zero
Karfsma778: Dead Revels would also help
KharadBanar: When I hear Ill-gotten Inheritance, I imagine something from Aunt Euphemia
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if only we had a potential boardwipe
phorrestgaze: magic's easy, just draw good cards
Furrytractor68: Just draw Fireball, EZ Win Kappa
lilyoswald: @KharadBanar lol, great point
Jondare: this is why you don't get greedy
ayirbudd: if only you had amplifire
rocketjohn: i mean you could have won this game if you'd listen to the seabatBRAIN play
MilkInBag: LUL
Dr_fragenstien: You drew both your mythics. I would not call that horrible draws
r10pez10: save us
LadyLavinias: rip
known_kadath: Nice land
MatthewDennisMTG: CurseLit
Gascitygaming: he's lived the curse
Trollbonist: Hypergeometric calculations are fun! :D
HesGotNoPants: could have won if james would stop being cursed. why did you have to call that gypsy fat James?
1losttheGame: cut a land Kappa
JohnPraw: You're not cursed - your opponent drew two cards a turn most turns of the game.
azureHaights: #cursed
ArcOfTheConclave: 1 mythic killed the other
IbunWest: And they drew answers to the myhtics so I mean...kind of a wash there.
MilkInBag: what if James wasn't cursed but Graham was blessed? 🤔
GlootsforSloots: it was like 3
Furrytractor68: Theatre too good for Limited, time to ban it VoHiYo Kappa
NickTheDM: What’s the curse?
ArcOfTheConclave: #Blessed?
Fantusta: That's how curses work
ArcOfTheConclave: attack?
Raithencore235: @NickTheDM only drawing land, especially at crucial moments
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, attack.
HesGotNoPants: james get a tattoo of a horse shoe upright
Gascitygaming: i jsut tried to click the scorpion.... force of habit
MilkInBag: james you need protection from black to remove that curse
Furrytractor68: The value Dagger caster though
JohnPraw: Very nice.
grgriffin3: That was a beating.
Feminine_Desires: This is why X/1s are not that good.
Furrytractor68: Don't worry, with all these really good draws now, we're gonna draw nothing but lands VoHiYo
MilkInBag: i once had 2 dagger caster in my deck, it's close to unbeatable against orzhov
KharadBanar: It was what we in the business call "a dagger"
Feminine_Desires: Ogligarch is fine because of afterlife, but most other X/1s in the format are just not good.
Gascitygaming: 5 turn clock?
Mr_Horrible: clock's ticking pretty fast now
AGiantRoach: oligarch is great because its vigilant too. tends to trade up
ayirbudd: plague wight is a pretty good 2/1
known_kadath: why not play seraph?
Mr_Horrible: no white
CantWearHats: no white sources
weff47: hello!
NrgSpoon: well now you can start sacrificing
Raithencore235: @weff47 Welcome to the stream!
Furrytractor68: We suddenly don't win VoHiYo
Gascitygaming: if they swing we land swing back win?>
known_kadath: you win
known_kadath: ping ping sac
Haberdashed: Dammit
Furrytractor68: When we WANT to draw lands, the game doesnt give it!
Dix: one game draw ALL the lands... this one nope
aitsu100: rip
known_kadath: lol the curse of the lands
LadyLavinias: no :(
Haberdashed: Well that's disappointing
arcanzaJenkins: wompwomp
Furrytractor68: When we need spells, the game forces lands!
Gascitygaming: hells heart?
Furrytractor68: #Cursed VoHiYo
n3ther: just win 4Head
jdtreker: RIP
IbunWest: Classic chat lethal.
Haberdashed: Never lucky
thalanir: roo7
Mr_Horrible: ugggh
MilkInBag: you say you're cursed but now you need lands Kappa
jdtreker: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Furrytractor68: That game was purely bad luck
LadyLavinias: So polite haha
n3ther: drafting is the real fun
Gascitygaming: a curse comes in many forms
ThePerrBearr: that's better than i could do
DirtCadaver: love lizfrog
HesGotNoPants: it's not for rakdos
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh also, Captive Audience s animation is kind of lame
known_kadath: first pick gate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: animations*
Furrytractor68: Oh hey, Forerunners
Haberdashed: Here we GO
Gascitygaming: bonesy starting to see play in rakdos agro btw
n3ther: BIG Stompy Boy
Trollbonist: Spicy stompy boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oooh big pig
n3ther: hahaha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's completely absurd.
known_kadath: consign
ayirbudd: gutterbones isss heeeeerrreee
Feminine_Desires: ministrant
AGiantRoach: oh hey is craterhoof 2
Haberdashed: Rubblebelt? Ministrant?
Feminine_Desires: DO you have voting?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I still wish I could put sphinx of the guildpact in my Sharuum edh deck, but it is all colors in all zones
gualdhar: sauroform is worth it
gualdhar: 6/6 is great
aitsu100: the bear is really good
Trollbonist: I think Ceratok is less replaceable
Haberdashed: Boar or Runner?
Feminine_Desires: I cannot appear to vote.
Feminine_Desires: I'd take the 3/3
KharadBanar: Boar
MatthewDennisMTG: Boar
Raithencore235: Ceratok is great against token decks
gualdhar: rumbling ruin is fantastic, it wins games out of nowhere
Haberdashed: I like runner
MatthewDennisMTG: shield hard pivot Kappa
DirtCadaver: your not in red yet
n3ther: bear
Trollbonist: Hybrid, stay open IMO
DirtCadaver: take ramp
korvys: ramp
korvys: Hybrid is common
Trollbonist: The Big Chill
n3ther: creep my steeples
MilkInBag: M I L L Kappa
Furrytractor68: Dude, Quench in LIMITED! VoHiYo
DirtCadaver: if your in blue the flyer
MatthewDennisMTG: it blocks and adam *loves* to block
MatthewDennisMTG: guardian is v good
Furrytractor68: Oh boy, Spinx
Feminine_Desires: essence scatter def
SydPreviouslyHeadache: c'mon Rhythm?
Haberdashed: Mono green in the multicolor set
Haberdashed: Nice
DirtCadaver: sphinx
MatthewDennisMTG: brawl
Anarchon_D: scuttlegator!
DirtCadaver: RAM
Trollbonist: Beep beep it's the sheep
Zappeljakob: This is a sealed deck, not a brawl deck :P
WonderfulGlory: Phrasing?
Feminine_Desires: Sprite definitely
freshmaker__: come on and slam and welcome to the ram
Haberdashed: "I wanna slam that ram" definitely sounds dirty
Feminine_Desires: Woaw
Furrytractor68: Colossus is BACK!
DirtCadaver: rendhorn is nice too
MilkInBag: the 5 drop is decent
Gascitygaming: redhorn?
Feminine_Desires: Colossus always
Trollbonist: Colossus is so good
n3ther: stay on focus
Raithencore235: This is a terrible deck for Brawl... it has duplicates and isn't anywhere near legal for the format
Feminine_Desires: you NEVER pass up colossus
MilkInBag: X/4s are unbeatable
DirtCadaver: gate to cut it
Feminine_Desires: Not even if you don't have gates.
Earthenone: more 8 drops? yes okease
Gascitygaming: 3 5 drops now though
DirtCadaver: high alert is halarious
MilkInBag: wayfinder is DansGame
DirtCadaver: caretakers are good
Furrytractor68: Hell yeah, Counterspells in Limited!
MilkInBag: shark 100%
CantWearHats: heck yeah shark
MilkInBag: holy shit
MilkInBag: first biomancy over mage
grgriffin3: Wow, the cards are FLOWING now.
Juliamon: shark to crab (do do dodo dodo)
Barb4rian: Please name this deck Simic Slaw
Feminine_Desires: Biomancy I've ever been impressed with
DirtCadaver: tower
Haberdashed: Duelist?
MilkInBag: duelist is fine
Feminine_Desires: we cannot splash it, haven't been taking gates.
Gascitygaming: duelist is nice
Feminine_Desires: plaza I think.
DirtCadaver: lizrog
KharadBanar: Gesundheit
NathanJay_GA: lrrJUDGE
Haberdashed: Hi Ben!
Sannindi: The lizziest rog!
Feminine_Desires: Lizrog isn't that good tbh ...
grgriffin3: Hello Ben!
hippitybobbity: rip ben
ThePerrBearr: hi ben!
Haberdashed: Feel better, Ben!
Wf_Geisterloeffel: Hi Ben rooHi
Feminine_Desires: it just blows you out too often
MilkInBag: oh no ben, did you catch the flu
thalanir: Hi Ben! rooHi
weff47: Hi Ben!
n3ther: Let Ben take over SmileyFace
Gascitygaming: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Gascitygaming: Ben still sick?
shdragon: Phybl*thick*? I hadn'ty heard that before, hahah
muddboy87: hi Ben
n3ther: I'm still sick from con too
muddboy87: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Bengineering: Not sick. Good ol' allergies
Gascitygaming: casual perf draft
CantWearHats: cut it, print it, run
Dix: shdragon fbpl-thick
shdragon: Haha
MelSlashVin: Do you like GRN or RNA better so far?
Haberdashed: Ahhhh okay. Glad to hear you're not sick, but it sucks that you feel crappy. @Bengineering
Akfula: akfulaV
Gascitygaming: procedes to draw 8 more land
Fantusta: ship it
Dix: A play off it being a bigger homonculus like Fbplthp
Haberdashed: Also Fblthick is an amazing nickname
CantWearHats: I'm just happy simic is back on the menu
shdragon: Yeah, I just hadn't heard that nickname before. It's great.
grgriffin3: THis set has Azorius, so this set wins by default.
TheWarbo: oh i assumed it was fblthicc
Fantusta: simic slaw is back on the menu?
MilkInBag: 😡 🐱
TheWarbo: because...internet
poiuytreqewrp: hhahah that is a great nickname
Haberdashed: I'm sure it is Fblthicc
BloodnBullets: fblthicc is possibly my favourite nickname of the set
MilkInBag: Feeblethick?
Spacecarl: no, fblthcc, you cant have any vowels
Haberdashed: Fair
CantWearHats: inb4 rhythm
BloodnBullets: my bad
genomancr: Fblthcc seems correct
1losttheGame: i want the drums of the deep!
DirtCadaver: this is the rhythm of the night
MatthewDennisMTG: uhh
Haberdashed: UHHHHH
Furrytractor68: WAT! VoHiYo
known_kadath: still in combat
1losttheGame: WTF
MilkInBag: DansGame
Jigokuro: LUL
grgriffin3: UM
BloodnBullets: oops
Gascitygaming: we are midcombat
1losttheGame: ARENA
freshmaker__: combat
Chartle: you're still in combart
Haberdashed: WELP
TheWooglie: combat
Papperslappen: wat
shdragon: WAT
MatthewDennisMTG: still in combat
n3ther: because it's sorc
Furrytractor68: Oh, it was still in Combat
MilkInBag: sorcery, eww
IbunWest: Whoopsie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh oh
TheWarbo: in combat, can't do sorcery side
thalanir: OOPS
adamjford: whoops
KharadBanar: Incubation is a sorcery
ThePerrBearr: oops
TheHaywireZombie: oof
Haberdashed: We gave them a 3/3 is what just happened
lilyoswald: crap
MatthewDennisMTG: lrrEff
Furrytractor68: This is why they DON'T have split cards be instant/sorceries
1losttheGame: arena's stuff is still real messy
TheWarbo: arena y
n3ther: someone hug james
Amentur: Damn
MatthewDennisMTG: lrrEFF lrrEFF
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grgriffin3: That warrants an "oops".
Legosheep: It's not a curse if you misplay
Ynottony105: Nice
Formerly_Beef: #blamejames
grgriffin3: I'm always having fun. Fun is always being had.
shdragon: Oof, that sucks. :(
Haberdashed: #blamejames
lilyoswald: that is a bit of a UI bad feel though. Not arena's fault, but if I was designing arena that is something I personally would want to look at
Fantusta: reading the game explains the game
HesGotNoPants: #blamejames
phorrestgaze: now I'm hungry
shdragon: It should have popped up the choose UI anyway, with one half blocked out.
HatsWearCats: Wow you look hungry Adam
grgriffin3: Go get me food too, please!
ThePerrBearr: adam needs food to get the gains
HesGotNoPants: growing outward
kenkopin: And so James learned, The curse was inside him the whole time.
DirtCadaver: i just did same thing... also uber food
HatsWearCats: James not feeding his employees, rough
TheWarbo: the point is the complaining
n3ther: you look sle... don't ban me Kappa
Haberdashed: OH
grgriffin3: Oh hello.
Haberdashed: Hi there Domri
Fantusta: james dad
Raithencore235: Learn to eat slowly, that helps with making sure you feel full and don't overeat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: whatr did he say?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and does he have a british accent?
Haberdashed: Domri...the draw spell
drcthulu: up to 2
QTL7: find 2 creatures
Formerly_Beef: wait does domri have an australian accent?
grgriffin3: Domri is....Cockney, apparently?
Sannindi: Two creatures, if they're lucky.
MilkInBag: LUL
1losttheGame: why is a london sounding boi the gruul planeswalker?
hippitybobbity: holy shit gruul are cockney?
IbunWest: Ability is up to two creatures
MatthewDennisMTG: i think Domri's supposed to sound like a Kiwi
hippitybobbity: cockney are gruul makes sense actually
lilyoswald: all the lrr guys pull off beards so well
GolgariGlenRoss: The entire Ravnica is London, so I guess?
MatthewDennisMTG: Ravnica is based on Prague
hippitybobbity: i yhought ravnica was more like prague
n3ther: i hate it when i'm all mouth and no hands
grgriffin3: Another way of saying all bark and no bite.
freshmaker__: look ma, no hands
Dix: Prague
DirtCadaver: all talk no action
GolgariGlenRoss: He has some good death lines. I hadn't heard that one before.
Jigokuro: All talk, no punch.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Domri is terrified of octopii
NerdsHome: all talk no fight?
Markster981: all bark no bite is the jist
TheWriterAleph: weird flex but uhhhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: It was M&M's rejected slogan
KharadBanar: Look ma, all mouth!
Haberdashed: Yeah James, get some hands.
Raithencore235: I had thought Ravnica was based of Eastern Europe?
grgriffin3: Specifically, get THESE hands!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: in fact, if you play mesmerizing Benthid against a Domri, the opponent has to conceed
itsrileypm1: Reddit is down everyone panic
NrgSpoon: Piranha Plant joins the battle!
grgriffin3: lrrSPOOP
Haberdashed: NVM not ghosting
Zyme86: if you are all mouth you ahve a lot of TEETH
MilkInBag: @jcaserta HeyGuys
HatsWearCats: That 100% ghost call
WonderfulGlory: spooky kabuki
DirtCadaver: but you gave them that frog
TheWarbo: adam
Skajetolaf: I mean the actual saying is All mouth and no trousers which to me makes even less sense.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Skajetolaf I don't believe you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Apparently "All Mouth and No Pants" is an actual turn of phase
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rather, I don't want to
lilyoswald: Chad Reachmann
TheArchitectX: Reach character? Blue Beetle?
Haberdashed: The blowout
Zappeljakob: fight? No, Fight!
genomancr: Blown TF out.
hippitybobbity: sick
1y1e: lol beat a fight by fighting yourself? that's a new one
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well shit. that is a scary saying
BloodnBullets: You cant fight me! I fight you!
TheWooglie: Technically one of those was your card
Trollbonist: Pre-fight fight
MilkInBag: Han Solo fought first
drcthulu: Poor opponent bringing a sorcery to an instant fight
hippitybobbity: "fight me" "no fuck u fight me"
AGiantRoach: You fight? No I FIGHT
TheWarbo: I interrupt your fight, with a fight
Skajetolaf: Think of the possibilities, all mouth, no trousers. That's a whole realm of interesting options
Trollbonist: So it trades
Haberdashed: LOL
Zappeljakob: Can't fight me if I fight you first *taps forehead*
grgriffin3: It's like in wrestling when a guy comes out to ambush his opponent, but the opponent is prepared with a steel chair already.
n3ther: RAWR
TheWriterAleph: RAAWWR
CommiePuddin: Sick 2 for 2's bro
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was so loud
Trollbonist: That was a satisfying crunch noise
Haberdashed: We EDH now
TheWarbo: carb no. crab come back
KharadBanar: no sick playing animation though
MilkInBag: getting roped Jebaited
Raithencore235: All mouth and no teeth makes sense (given the Gruul origin). All mouth and no trousers means to say things, but not follow through. I think a better phrase for the Gruul ( in that context) is All bark, no bite
DirtCadaver: battle bacon go!
lilyoswald: all mouth no hands sounds like an adult film
MatthewDennisMTG: nice
MilkInBag: boar tribal
DirtCadaver: official name of deck
jonasjonIV: boar bro
ooogydog: hog time
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Haberdashed: It's time to go WHOOOOOLE HOOOOOG
CommiePuddin: Are ya achin'?
MilkInBag: the combö
SydPreviouslyHeadache: though real talk. Wrecking Beast has fucked my day up a number of times in limited RNA
TheWarbo: Never boaring
CommiePuddin: For some bacon?
HesGotNoPants: @lilyoswald I wanted to say it sounds like instructions, but dont wanna get in trouble
Skajetolaf: @Raithencore235 I totally agree. All mount and no hands does make more sense than all mouth and no trousers to me though. (Seeing how most thing you are saying you would need to follow through with your hands not with your trousers)
Trollbonist: He's a big pig. You can be a big pig too.
Furrytractor68: Dude, Quench seems gooood VoHiYo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was game one
Skajetolaf: *mouth
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NerdsHome: @CommiePuddin thanks for getting that stuck in my head
poiuytreqewrp: suuub
Furrytractor68: Their deck loves to tap out
Furrytractor68: So it feels like an Easy Catch
poiuytreqewrp: hahahaha
Alness49: But it's the quenchiest!
poiuytreqewrp: pronounce my name
zarbit: "oh no"
poiuytreqewrp: close enough
SydPreviouslyHeadache: all mouth and no trousers, to me, sounds like "oi, you're embarressing yourself"
DirtCadaver: snap keep
poiuytreqewrp: no you are not correct but i dont mind
MatthewDennisMTG: all mouth and no trousers, to me, sounds like a good time
weff47: it's made using the top rows of keys right?
Furrytractor68: Sharktocraaaab!
MatthewDennisMTG: Shark 2: Crab
n3ther: When's the movie coming out?
TheWriterAleph: *crab rave*
TheWarbo: Shark // Crab
korvys: Nobody suspects a thing
freshmaker__: like boyz 2 men
TheWarbo: Sorry, Shark /// Crab
weff47: it goes right to left until the end
n3ther: Clam or Shaman
korvys: That would be an aftermath card
TheWarbo: but...but...value
SharkHero08: Does the shark have a cape?
aWittyUsername: Shart // Crab
MatthewDennisMTG: spiral?
circusofkirkus: clam and shams, both bad
Karfsma778: Clam//Shaman//Shark//Crab
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Domris voice is completely unexpected to me
snowewolf: im running a stupid deck built around cavalcade of calamity 1R enchantment and a bunch of hasty 11 gobilins
NerdsHome: they made Domri sound like such a twat
lonlycracker: That was not what I expected his voice would sound like
Nocxia: sharktocraaaaaaaaab
hippitybobbity: domri is a rudeboi
weff47: clam sham, thank ya ma'am
grgriffin3: Metal Health is a good album.
zarbit: is that a Cockney accent?
itsrileypm1: Quiet Riott Squad
1y1e: punk AF
DirtCadaver: is that Junkrat?
hippitybobbity: he sounds like a teenage lil shit which is what he is so uh
MilkInBag: chat is mean to the voice actor :(
Skajetolaf: Maybe Domri is on the plan of taking peoples hands away?
n3ther: oh no
kumatsu: Adam's in control? lrrEFF
Furrytractor68: OH BBY! VoHiYo
Nocxia: WOOOOO!
MatthewDennisMTG: time 2 flunge
TheWarbo: curse gone
Ukon_vasara: opp concedes 3... 2... 1...
adamjford: numotYES
thalanir: rooWow
BloodnBullets: katesScared
drcthulu: and replaced with a stronger curse
MilkInBag: Assuming control
lonlycracker: @MilkInBag Hey I didn't say bad just unexpected
TrickJarrett: Adam draws no lands in 3...2...1...
weff47: giggles
Akfula: akfulaV
Furrytractor68: We'll definitely win now! cyanAYAYA
grgriffin3: We lose?
Haberdashed: Reverse the curse and curse the curser with twice the curse!
Anarchon_D: did you know that Domri is a little prepubescent boy?
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Dix: Domri gonna die
SydPreviouslyHeadache: adam we talked about extremely cursed foods before
Zyme86: with how long you went on Darkest dungeon? ya its pretty strong
TheWarbo: maybe they are also cursed
Haberdashed: @Anarchon_D Pretty sure he's like 15 in RTR
adamjford: @Anarchon_D I think he's a full blown Teen at this point. or at least close
Earthenone: you need a pretty strong cuse to contain the 10,000 souls of the damned in your arm
itsrileypm1: Buckle your butts and put butt bibs on those butts!
SharkHero08: Concede and start another draft?
Ukon_vasara: we dont
grgriffin3: We in trubs.
lilyoswald: why did they minus if they had multiple creature in hand
MilkInBag: not like this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: buckle your pants
shdragon: You win by getting your opponent's life total to 0
bondeulv: spiral
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We cast spells that cost 4 or more.
DrWreckage: Just play the growth spiral and dig for land
MatthewDennisMTG: spiral?
TheWooglie: TrickJarrett What did you do?
MilkInBag: oof
Dix: jfc Arena
TheWriterAleph: Neat.
MrPolyK: Adam, I thought you were a vessel for the cursed?
TrickJarrett: lol
MilkInBag: no lands because james went away
grgriffin3: That is the opposite of a land.
hippitybobbity: deck pls
DrWreckage: Oh no, what if the curse wasn't lifted, but PASSED ON? *music sting*
BloodnBullets: benginCry
Furrytractor68: Can we just say that he intentionally set you up for failure?
hippitybobbity: pls
Haberdashed: It's too bad we can't still #blameworth
Furrytractor68: And this was not your fault?
Spacecarl: Well James cursed this game while he was here
poiuytreqewrp: lrrDOTS
Spacecarl: So it's not your fault
MilkInBag: time to play some Cancer Bats to hype this deck
TheWriterAleph: james got his taint all over it
dubworks: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
ForOhForError: uh oh
Ukon_vasara: "play to our outs" tho at this point our only out is opp losing internet or somethin
drcthulu: the curse is seeded when you draw, since James was there when that happened we've inherited his curse
MilkInBag: that was very average
TrickJarrett: Scoopsies
weff47: bold strategy
grgriffin3: lrrSCOOP
HatsWearCats: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
TrickJarrett: Scoop and blame James
ForOhForError: scoop seems high ev here
MilkInBag: alt f4, open kingdom hearts 3
lilyoswald: adam's gamehaus tonght. yaaaay!
Ukon_vasara: scoop has probably been the correct play for the past 3 turns
Squiidd_pope: bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off
Inkompetence: If you scoop, you make Marshall sad?
bondeulv: not?
poiuytreqewrp: oooooh thats what the shovels for!
Earthenone: alt f4 gets you out of a lot of situations
TheWriterAleph: womp womp
MatthewDennisMTG: ram seems good
Akfula: Scuttlegator akfulaV
Feminine_Desires: The boar isn't that good
MilkInBag: ram is meh with 3 gates
TheHaywireZombie: Bring in the shield Kappa
bondeulv: cutting growth sprial seems bad
Feminine_Desires: This is RNA, you can totally cut 2 drops
MilkInBag: thank you Arena for telling us we are currently waiting
itsrileypm1: they would have been much less threatening with THAT intro
TrickJarrett: Adam draws all lands now
Feminine_Desires: Only against rakdos and orzhov aggro do you need them 2 drops. Against gruul you need P/T.
spartan117180: I love you Adam!
Dix: TrickJarrett pls
Dix: y tho
TheHaywireZombie: the s n e e p
TrickJarrett: ;)
AGiantRoach: Adam will free this deck from the curse
MilkInBag: #BlameWorth
bondeulv: incubation finds 5 lands, never drawing any other lands rest of game
bondeulv: calling it
drcthulu: 2/2's don't do much against 4/4's
gualdhar: Trick's changing the algorithm again
Earthenone: no incubation?
Dix: guaranteed crabbo
Furrytractor68: This hand seems baller
bondeulv: locket
TheWarbo: Locket to Sharktocrab?
Furrytractor68: The Incubation VALUE!
TrickJarrett: @gualdhar Or it's alllllll an illusion
MilkInBag: maybe their house explodes
Furrytractor68: A very bad 2-drop.
grgriffin3: Maybe James took over for opponent.
lilyoswald: I always feel better getting my opponents board clear. It reduces variables
Ukon_vasara: a bear is a bear, even if its a cat
Defrost: Curse? What curse?
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL seabatTROG
NrgSpoon: pchOMD
SixthMonarch: i dont know adam this is no boshy
Ukon_vasara: almost never ( ^ :
TrickJarrett: H*cking loads of fun
kumatsu: I'm having fun since James' Beard left the screen
adamjford: Got some Adam ASMR there for a sec
MilkInBag: if sharktocrab enters the battlefield with a +1 counter, does it tap something?
Furrytractor68: That seems like the good play
acuilador: Savidan Unplugged.
Furrytractor68: Otherwise they're running into a trade
drcthulu: @MilkInBag yes
Invitare: what is this "fun" you speak of?
freshmaker__: oh heck yeah, bud
Kramburger: Wow, easy on the language guys
Markster981: frick yeah brother
Dix: h*ck chat
geekvs: are we simic now?
Karfsma778: we indeed are
MilkInBag: oh jolly
bondeulv: we're always simic
Karfsma778: Hecc
itsrileypm1: you lookin for a fight there, bud?
TheHaywireZombie: Ah sh*cks
Dix: ghoast
grgriffin3: lrrSPOOP called.
dubworks: im quitting creamed corn, cold turkey
MilkInBag: what's burning
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
voslan: Hey Adam how is game?
freshmaker__: "oh heck yeah bud" is probably my favourite canadianism
grgriffin3: Claimer Shaiman.
acuilador: lrrAWW Fiddlesticks, pardon ym language
Defrost: !findquote ghost
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Tomasu82: Duct Tape.
Furrytractor68: Very Hard
Despoiler98: mmmmmk
ninjaspinner: Enjoying the new set?
TrickJarrett: At night with a bat
MilkInBag: !findquote heck
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drcthulu: double burn spell
kumatsu: by throwing your deck into the sea
malexus101: double skewer?
TheWarbo: lava coil
Grimmig_Dunkel: Just got here. what are we running?
TheWarbo: lrrBEEJ
voslan: Itsa james!
MilkInBag: james is back, back again, na na na na na na na na
Furrytractor68: Surprised you didn't wait to see if he blocked it
MatthewDennisMTG: mmm donuts
pencilsnake: DO IT
Furrytractor68: Cause that would've been the ultimate blowout
TheHaywireZombie: Gates Ablaze incoming Kappa
itsrileypm1: okay, its about time to start my stream, lol. Good luck Adam and James! Have fun!
Markster981: this trogs about to be covered in slime
kumatsu: Gamer Sensei seabatTROG
Ukon_vasara: seabatTROG
ForOhForError: hi op
Grimmig_Dunkel: @loadingreadyrun what's our deck? just got into the stream
MilkInBag: @jcaserta HeyGuys
Ukon_vasara: 107% ghosting seabatTROG
kumatsu: Opponent died? lrrSPOOP
pencilsnake: simic goodstuff @Grimmig_Dunkel
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TheWarbo: big green bois into simic
soyman_slacks: @jcaserta HeyGuys
malexus101: Is the gamer sense tingle a describable thing or not? I'm just curious now.
Mangledpixel: what's in it? lots of things
NotGruulButWhy: So your deck is lots of things?
ninjaspinner: I say this whenever I can, But thank you guys for keeping everyone smiling. You folks are an inspiration, keep being awesome
pencilsnake: crack the locket
El_Funko: When I think of magical boys, I think of James and Adam
Despoiler98: what was that noise?!
Grimmig_Dunkel: @pencilsnake thanks
circusofkirkus: scorchmark?
n3ther: WutFace
ooogydog: scorchmark?
weff47: yum
MilkInBag: lblblblblblblbl
Despoiler98: eeeeew its all slimy
grgriffin3: Bubbly!
CommiePuddin: storm strike
Nocxia: So bubbbly
n3ther: i need an adult
TheHaywireZombie: All that goo uwu
WilliamJr510: seabatTROG
BITs19_: lblblblblb
soyman_slacks: blub blub :)
Despoiler98: wheres the handsanitizer
HatsWearCats: blublublublublublub
pencilsnake: the bubble noises sheesh\
Squiidd_pope: Eugh, I think some got on me
Anarchon_D: my god the bubbles
malexus101: does the goo stay there as long as adapt is on the stack?
TheMoatman: That might be the worst sound I've heard in a game
BloodnBullets: here comes the scope
TheWarbo: execute as many things as possible with adapt on the stack
Despoiler98: did that card just vomit?
Ukon_vasara: that gurgled for faaaar to long
CartesianBear: If you resign, it doesn't stop gooping.
SharkHero08: Alright Ooze, you can stop
Makhiel: I might need a shower after this
kumatsu: dat -1 damage first strike, though
CartesianBear: Unless they fixed that bug.
ForOhForError: inb4 temur battle rage
CommiePuddin: I think they fixed that.
Mangledpixel: malexus101 yep, and there's a glitch that can happen that makes it stick around for as long as the card is on the battlefield, unless they fixed that
Ukon_vasara: doublestrike, berserk, gg
voslan: Being killed is always an Option
AGiantRoach: i love temur battle rage.
malexus101: Animations that starts on cast and end on resolution? this is madness!
Dix: I mean... I DID hit an opponent for 35 Infect damage in one turn last night...
MilkInBag: 👏 or die
Mowdownjoe: EZ Clap
ForOhForError: coward didn't draw cards
weff47: clap
soyman_slacks: Clap
Karfsma778: @Dix Rude
NerdsHome: See? James was the real curse all along
BloodnBullets: @Dix have you considered you may be a horrible person?
Mazrae: hello hello
Dix: BloodnBullets nah.
TheHaywireZombie: The real curse was the cards we drafted along the way
Grimmig_Dunkel: what's in the pack? what's in the paaaaaack?
BloodnBullets: fair
Issurru: we all know that magic pack are like mario kart items, continuously cycling through all possible cards until you crack it
Furrytractor68: Dude, Growth spiral though?! VoHiYo
NerdsHome: @dix you monster. brilliant, but monstrous
ArcOfTheConclave: that is a hand
TheWarbo: Simic Locket on curve? No way we lose
TheHaywireZombie: G-spizzy
MilkInBag: dodger PogChamp
Feminine_Desires: It's solid in limited what are you talking about
ayirbudd: i made a spicy temur drakes deck that uses open the gates and growth spiral to ramp. super fun
BloodnBullets: thats saving you a lot of calamity damage over the game
kumatsu: we're just like "ugh, that gas"
noSmokeFire: the *instant* I tune in I get frog grunts, and then adam grunts
justaccepttheusername: make a new friend
darkora: "Welp, guess I'll just die"
Markster981: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TheHaywireZombie: Get the goo
Mowdownjoe: FROOT FROOT
MilkInBag: battletoad
noSmokeFire: frogladyte?
corpocracy: seabatTROG seabatTROG
MalBeam: seabatTROG seabatTROG
freshmaker__: He's a Battletoad
AGiantRoach: seabatTROG seabatTROG
109 raiders from SergeYager have joined !
Koshindan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Issurru: the best way is when they have no lands Kappa
SergeYager: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
avi_miller: TEETH!! sergeHeart
TheAinMAP: Raid.
JudgeKyle: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Arclight_Dynamo: TEETH
FeverRadish: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ForOhForError: TEETH
Ravynn: TEETH TEETH TEETH sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
lord_wertornion: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Serifina: RAI- why am I raiding a channel I mod? :p
ayirbudd: TEEEEETH
NerdsHome: hi Serge!
virgil82: TEETH!
Ravynn: @Serifina Just go with it
Mowdownjoe: TEETH?
Darth_Wooper: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Serifina: :D
SquirrelLord1111: TEETH TEETH
Dix: Teeth raid
HoodedBowman: TombRaid TombRaid TombRaid
MatthewDennisMTG: TEETH
Jigokuro: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
sheqesi: Very bouncy Minecraft today :)
Markster981: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Animekitty93: Serifina Don't worry about it :P
TheHaywireZombie: Ah, maximum teeth
MilkInBag: serge plays with our hearts
SergeYager: Good! Modded is... hard, but rewarding so far :)
Beleqwaya: Why can't my hands be this good.
BogglesUrMind: Is Hugemonulous not awful here? Blocks most everything rakdos aggro has real well.
justaccepttheusername: welcome, Serge and the Brew Crew
freshmaker__: minecraft was really cool. i was watching before this started. very cool mods.
Jigokuro: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
ArcOfTheConclave: sergeHeart Who's Serge? sergeHeart
SergeYager: I made the house pretty! That's... about it?
Darth_Wooper: He did a little server tour?
SergeYager: Yeah, Monday at 1pm
Meyari: We did a server tour
SergeYager: I made a better sort!
Phailhammer: Ooh, shots fired by James! :D
SergeYager: Sword
Lyntoon: He learnt about chests
ThePerrBearr: fool
ZachtlyAsIntended: He used a chisel, made an electrum sword and improved the storage on chests
lilyoswald: lol
ooogydog: oh
1losttheGame: LUL
Ravynn: And he got 150 diamonds in 20 minutes
SergeYager: waow
TheHaywireZombie: Shucks James, watch your heckin language
Dix: katesWa katesOw
Skajetolaf: Wozers
ZoomratTwitch: Is that how you are supposed to play the game?
BloodnBullets: @Ravynn did anyone guess that number?
Mowdownjoe: Hybrid, hold up Duelist was my line there.
TheWarbo: !quote 2224
LRRbot: Quote #2224: "I'm an idiot, James." —Adam [2016-03-31]
Ravynn: @BloodnBullets No, some people were close
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mrsarkhan: Almost one year! Thanks for all the great content
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vegantroll: Flunge 'em!
Gascitygaming: it's a cam!
MilkInBag: Cam!
thalanir: Hi Cam! rooHi
Dix: J u n d
Mr_Migs: hi cam
Defrost: Wuddup Cameron
ooogydog: thats a cam
Traion: Serge playing Minecraft = making things pretty. Serge+Minecraft=Sergecraft => Making things pretty=playing Sergecraft
Damagicsausage: These cheer100 bits of for Cam cause he is awesome :)
MilkInBag: Nice!
Furrytractor68: Nice! VoHiYo
MatthewDennisMTG: Nice!
VelvetFalcon: No one "Nice!"s without an answer.
Feminine_Desires: why no adapt?
MatthewDennisMTG: no adapt eot?
ooogydog: we could have
Feminine_Desires: You could hve adapted eot
ArcOfTheConclave: why no adapt on their turn?
Mr_Migs: hahaha cam "i wanna adapt to"
justaccepttheusername: the dialogue options in Arena have so much potential for disaster
korvys: I'm never being sarcastic with my "Nice!" - I like it when they have something cool
BloodnBullets: just try imagining your playing serge, then the "nice" will sound much more genuine
AGiantRoach: @korvys same
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun aeromunculus costs 4 to adapt, you could have done it last turn :p
Traion: @korvys same
MilkInBag: wut
MatthewDennisMTG: they sacc'd the 3/3?
MatthewDennisMTG: wat
kamelion84: katesWat
MilkInBag: 1/2 has deathtouch though
ayirbudd: uhhhhhh
MilkInBag: excuse me
TheHaywireZombie: Menache < Scry 2
MatthewDennisMTG: could slimebind the enforcer and adapt hybrid in attacks
Damagicsausage: Cams Back! party100
MatthewDennisMTG: this is also v fine
ForOhForError: oh no
SquirrelLord1111: YAY CAM'
ForOhForError: wowowowow
Statist42: hay guys, hay chat! finally home (1am local time). they found a ww2 bomb <1km away from my home.
Damagicsausage: OMG its Cam! pogchamp100
Furrytractor68: WHOA! VoHiYo
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Traion: Yay Cameron
NerdsHome: Cam's back!
MilkInBag: james just discovered a loop
BloodnBullets: james is gaming twitch for bits
TheHaywireZombie: The triggers Kreygasm
MilkInBag: nonbo
Beleqwaya: I've cast it once or twice. I generally have found I don't actually like that card.
lilyoswald: Hello cameron. Like your scarf
Furrytractor68: The anti-synergy LUL
n3ther: that non-bo
theambivalentagender: yolo
ninjaspinner: FLUNGE
1losttheGame: adapt the 2/2?
justaccepttheusername: math is for blockers
MilkInBag: this is tense
MatthewDennisMTG: lizrog 2nd main so you can re-adapt aero next turn w a h o o
TheHaywireZombie: Math is for blockers
1losttheGame: oh nvm
1losttheGame: im behind sorry
Earthenone: !card act of treason
LRRbot: Act of Treason [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
MatthewDennisMTG: 5/5 is P Good
Furrytractor68: Incoming Act of Treason VoHiYo
NrgSpoon: too bad you couldn't make it a 13/13
drfox17: i just watched the new friday nights
drfox17: um
Damagicsausage: Thanks for playing along. Love you all! kappa500
Darth_Wooper: Pull up a chair, Cam!
Dix: ggs
Furrytractor68: GG VoHiYo
thalanir: GG
Beleqwaya: gg
drfox17: I hope Bengineering doesn't have a stomach ache
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judith and Cavalcade is just... idk why left that in
justaccepttheusername: party500 got there
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (1:43 from now).
Lord_Hosk: party69 what are we doing with bits?
Phosphatide: what up sockcuckers SwiftRage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Zetalpa
TimeToFry: Judtih!
ayirbudd: aww yeah gamehaus tonight too sweet!
Squiidd_pope: Its allways Stomping ground
Wolveroo: Gold card
Squiidd_pope: Allways
poogclops: GET THAT MAN A CHAIR!
korvys: Bits for cake? Again?
hotgreenflames: cowards cant block warriors
Xafty: sad james
NrgSpoon: PJSugar PJSugar PJSugar
Queenarasene: not pure sugar
shdragon: I've had *way too much* sugar
ThePerrBearr: i've barely eaten
Feminine_Desires: I haven't eaten sugar in like, 6 months.
MilkInBag: is cocaine a sugar?
Drathak: I only had some cake and booze I'm fine
lilyoswald: I forgot to eat today until 5 p,
ninjaspinner: No papa cam, no sugar
justaccepttheusername: *spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme, but with Karn*
ForOhForError: lucky charms isn't 'sugar', cam!
TehAmelie: i'm only hopped up on diet pepsi
Mister_Skittles: I eat an easter egg ealier
Aarek: PJSugar PJSugar PJSugar
BloodnBullets: You cant take my sugar from me!
freshmaker__: all i eat is sugar
Invitare: I'll have you know that MY gummy bears coincidentally happen to be sugar free
Darth_Wooper: I HAVE had sugar today! My birthday was yesterday, so I still have cake! \o/
Markster981: theres no sugar in mud
abaoa_qu: UHF reference?
TimeToFry: Motion blur on the cards makes me nauseous
SquirrelLord1111: Whats adam playing later today
PixelArtDragon: I think I prefer the box.
Traion: James just wants Graham back, Graham always lets him open packs Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Top deck Growth Spiral
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fuck
malexus101: I just had chocolated covered candied lemon skin, does that count as sugar?
MilkInBag: there's no sugar in chocolate milk
geekvs: this is my Oliver Twist Cheer. Enjoy!
acuilador: The diabetic section of chat would ask the agglomeration to not eat sugar?
drfox17: is this s slaw deck?
PixelArtDragon: Man, I haven't see UHF in years.
Damagicsausage: Please don't slam Cam
MilkInBag: I'd play duelist
MilkInBag: for the counter
Darth_Wooper: Seriously Cameron... find yourself a chair! Get comfy.
SolarBlitz1: C'mon and Slam, Shawn micheals just hit Stan.
ayirbudd: this is a real good simic deck
MatthewDennisMTG: biomancy! oof ow
MatthewDennisMTG: get 'em
Traion: So I assume Ben eating the Slaw in FN means his character is dead now?
QTL7: adam
grgriffin3: Crushinated!
wtrob: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
MilkInBag: wait you didnt put a counter?
Feminine_Desires: you could have killed it
ArcOfTheConclave: why?
Vezon46: pls no buli juice dad, mad dad
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Should have given yours +/1/+1.
Chartle: why not give the duelist +1+1
MatthewDennisMTG: wait you could've just given duelist +1 and then killed it
sniperserpent: wait you could have killed it for free
TheHaywireZombie: Noooo you coulda chosen both
TimeToFry: Oh noooo
malexus101: The TEMPO
Wolveroo: both countere
SydPreviouslyHeadache: got 'em
RassilonDND: no yargle? :(
Skajetolaf: Didn't +1/+1 kill it?
ArcOfTheConclave: the +1/+1 would have been better than bounce
MilkInBag: oh no biomancy is stuck on my screen
Phosphatide: opp is a real mood right now
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
ZachtlyAsIntended: I swear, Adam single handedly turned Yargle into a meme I will never forget
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the bounce forced them to discard
ayirbudd: blaze it!
MilkInBag: y a r g l e
NrgSpoon: big brain plays
corpocracy: T-t-t-t-tempo
MilkInBag: shark tooth crab
grgriffin3: Shark 2: Crab.
malexus101: In my opinion you have the chance to play a very good tempo game with this deck, so plaza could be very bad
El_Funko: 2 Shark 2 Crab
TheWarbo: Yeah the city I used to live had a mall named "Gateway". Not Plaza, though
justaccepttheusername: Shark 2: now with 100% more Crab
wtrob: Sharktocrab is a big seabatTROG
phorrestgaze: the best card in the set!
MilkInBag: it's a big ass
Despoiler98: I LIKE.......trains.....
Nocxia: Palomu!!
Mr_Migs: shark to crab do do do do do do doo
Nocxia: Big puffy bat friend!
freshmaker__: Put Zamtrios in MHW you cowards
noSmokeFire: I love the paolumu set, I just wish it was a little less fan service
TheHaywireZombie: Steeple creeple
Karfsma778: I see you too are a man of culture
Markster981: I'm creeping on this steeple go somewhere else
Anarchon_D: when pteremander adapts the bubble deflates and his body pumps up lol
genomancr: The Octopus part of SharkTɤCrab gets no love :/
acuilador: God, how much mileage had we got out of the Futureama Joke. I mean, I lover it, but I say it so many times
Feminine_Desires: I'd play the beast master
justaccepttheusername: @freshmaker__ Zamtrios for Smash
freshmaker__: Zamtrios is the puffy boy I want. Also were heading to ice world soon, so it's fitting.
MilkInBag: it was actually nothing
freshmaker__: I can't wait to have to remember hot drinks again
malexus101: why did they not make the thingy fly then?
NrgSpoon: slimebind lets you get in damage
ninjaspinner: You Sbad'd James. You never Sbad. If you call your dabs, and fail, You Sbad. :(
BloodnBullets: theres a solid chance of zamtrios, but im kinda more excited for new monsters
freshmaker__: @BloodnBullets oh for sure. i definitely want to see new stuff.
Raithencore235: !card Sharktocrab
LRRbot: Sharktocrab [2GU] | Creature — Fish Octopus Crab [4/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Sharktocrab, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
Feminine_Desires: I played that with Wilderness Reclamation once.
Feminine_Desires: It was brutal.
freshmaker__: Verity Circle is solid
BloodnBullets: and besides, MHW is easy mode, they will definitly have hot drink ingredients everywhere on the map
freshmaker__: @Feminine_Desires oh yeah i opened that combo at my prerelease.
Chartle: what cards are that?
wtrob: Sharktocrab + Biomancer's Familiar OTP
Raithencore235: Mights of the Masses
Raithencore235: !card Might of the Masses
LRRbot: Might of the Masses [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
circusofkirkus: end of turn bounce sphinx?
Feminine_Desires: Verity Circle wins games definitely
Lord_Hosk: You can always bounce end of turn or on attacks
Karfsma778: If they adapt you bounce the Mander, yeah?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If we forerunner, I don't think we care about casting other spells.
freshmaker__: it doesnt scry. i think youre thikning of Eyes Everywhere
TheHaywireZombie: Yeet one of em EOT
NazakYuzak: hello friends
korvys: That's not the scry enchantment, James
BloodnBullets: verity circle is in the wrong set to be good, it would have been amazing against selesnia
circusofkirkus: rendhorn can't block ceratok
Feminine_Desires: Bounce their 4/4
Feminine_Desires: make them play it again
zulufoxtrots: Wait. am I seeing double
malexus101: why not, is you bounce in endstep at the worst you get in for a lot?
poogclops: bounce the 4/4 so they recast and tap mana for enchantment
Feminine_Desires: during combat
Feminine_Desires: don't let them deal damage, going to 5 is too risky
Feminine_Desires: ah well
Traion: Bounce during combat, it locks them out of the enchantment
Laserbeaks_Fury: no +1/+1?
malexus101: they are
punspector: Applied Biomancy says "one or both"
circusofkirkus: give plus 5 to ceratok
phorrestgaze: they dead
circusofkirkus: can't be blocked
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes. They take 11 from the Ceratok, and can only stop 5 other.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah that has to be lethal
seemsdeece: give it to enraged ceratoc can't be blocked
hotgreenflames: gives vigilance
TheHaywireZombie: oof
zulufoxtrots: does adam have a twin?
aerohydra: james playing it safe
Jigokuro: SUDDEN OOF
darkora: hoof there it is
wtrob: The biggest seabatTROG s for the biggest pigs
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Hodgegoulashi: Love yous all, unreasonably stoked for the return of Sidewalk Slam too!
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TheWarbo: I mean, they all have trample, doesn't really matter where we put the extra power
TallBlondePillager: YEET
corpocracy: Big Pig
MilkInBag: 👏
MalBeam: sha sha sha
BloodnBullets: come on and slam
Jigokuro: octoOOF octoNut2
TheHaywireZombie: benginDab benginDab benginDab
noSmokeFire: we're almost here!
lilyoswald: more SWS? I love it
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
phorrestgaze: rastlin'?
ninjaspinner: Do you keep up with Internet Spoilers on your Wrassles?
TheHaywireZombie: New SWS? HYPE
HatsWearCats: Youre almost heeeeeeere
Dumori: I need to finish watching the rumble
Hodgegoulashi: gotta go have a wrestle sometimes
noSmokeFire: dammit adam, you beat me to wrestle crowe
Legosheep: I like it when they wrestle in tiny pants and oil
hotgreenflames: !advice
LRRbot: Jump over all the holes.
freshmaker__: I have to watch the rumble before i watch SWS :(
kenkopin: conedoShrug2
Queenarasene: rip grandma
malexus101: this happened to me once, it's worst feeling
n3ther: oh that's a deer
El_Funko: Have they ever called it the Royal Crumble Rumble?
Vezon46: speaking of which, adam i adored your performance in this most recent friday nights, more like this plz
El_Funko: Because they shoujld
TheHaywireZombie: Being easy to please is much better than being r/suqaredcircle
Wamut0mbo: What a curve!
n3ther: I loved the Pauls in the latest Friday Nights
1losttheGame: 2Shark2Crab
freshmaker__: I am very much looking forward to it. I've only heard good stuff about it. Unfortunately I have to wait on my busy friends who I watch PPVs with.
malexus101: @vezon46 The last Friday Nights was juste pure gold!
WonderfulGlory: Shark to Crab Do dod od od do do
Laserbeaks_Fury: And it's sequel "Shark2Crab"
Traion: !card sharkto
LRRbot: Sharktocrab [2GU] | Creature — Fish Octopus Crab [4/4] | {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Sharktocrab, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.
DaMullet14: So the shark is the 4/4 and the crab is the 5/5?
darkora: beep beep
WonderfulGlory: Shark to Crab Do Do Do Do Do
korvys: *To the tune of Octodad* Sharktocraaaaaaab, nobody suspects a thing
TallBlondePillager: adapt more like aDABt
hotgreenflames: guy or engineer, clam or shaman, and shark to crab are such good card names
darkora: Sharkplex city
aWittyUsername: Troll!
MilkInBag: oof
HatsWearCats: Wow James really is cursed
Phosphatide: new crapshot: a 10 second episode of sWs where adam and graham just yell “WRESTLING SUCKS” then cut to honk
ninjaspinner: Do you keep up with Spoilers on Wrestling?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I came just in time for hoof
TheHaywireZombie: You watch TakeOver?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: awww, no hoof
trilemma85: Gottem!
TheWarbo: adam how did you get so good at magic
MTGNerdGirl: mtgnerHi mtgnerHi
ninjaspinner: I'm Kinda mad at something that happened on NXT
ninjaspinner: Thats why i ask lol
MilkInBag: adam is good at magic because he has a big brain
WilliamJr510: mtgnerHype
greyfox23: it seems they have way more freedom in NXT
one_of_the_voice: off to play D&D, cathc you on the flip side
Karfsma778: How good was that Gargano match on TakeOver, though
Raithencore235: Curving out is REALLY good, how can you keep up with that many threats
trilemma85: It's almost like they use the TakeOvers to culminate an emotional storyline with a physical conclusion.
freshmaker__: I hope Dean Ambrose gets a good deal somewhere else.
Anarchon_D: titty taker!
ooogydog: Hey, how would one start to get into watching wrestling?
malexus101: the beesmaster?
ninjaspinner: Darren Young is that you? #BlockTheHate
Traion: @ooogydog honestly SWS seems to have been a good intro for many people
n3ther: wait you can just start watching something? Kappa
MilkInBag: you should at the very start of wrestling in 1984 to understand it
TheHaywireZombie: @ooogydog watching the weekly shows is easy, they recap everything important and the stories aren't too hard to follow
MacSquizzy: @ooogydog the weekly episodes of RAW and SMackdown air on Hulu the day after they air live, if you already ahve that
Scar_Red_Tiger: Start with Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon
ooogydog: noted, thanks!
DaMullet14: ooogydog I recommend finding a critically acclaimed podcast on the Loading Ready Run video entertainment network to recap it for you
freshmaker__: Yeah there's no good or bad jumping on point for wrestling I think.. Maybe the Royal Rumble. You get a little look at all the wrestlers basically.
wtrob: Adam every time you say "I block!" it cracks me up.
TimeToFry: More like chew chew amirite
malexus101: splashed quench is THE greed
CommiePuddin: Watching wrestling is like getting into a soap opera. Just dive in, they'll catch you up, and in a month everything will change.
El_Funko: Every time Adam says anything it cracks me up
TheHaywireZombie: Oh so NXT, got it
ooogydog: oh its on hulu? dope
trilemma85: @ooogydog, to start watching wrestling, go to youtube and search for "The Shockmaster".
wtrob: That's also true @El_Funko
El_Funko: That's okay, you're allowed to be wrong
grgriffin3: The old Wrestling Isn't Wrestling quote is accurate: "Most of wrestling is bad, but when it's god, it's lrrEFF ing GREAT!"
WonderfulGlory: "We need a land" Halarious!
freshmaker__: @TheHaywireZombie or new japan
WilliamJr510: LUL
wtrob: Sha sha sha!
Anycolorbutblack: No, your just a joke seabatTROG seabatTROG
SharkHero08: WWF first aired January 11th 1993, thats probably a good place to start
Traion: @el_funko is it because you can't take Adam seriously? Kappa
TheHaywireZombie: True @freshmaker__
Kamades: He comes from a broken home, and only knows how to attack?
deathrite_sharkman: you ARE funny , Adam :)
Erudite_Cynic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (1:21 from now).
MilkInBag: bounce thrull Kappa
nash__ketchum: You start by going to YouTube and watching the video “why pro wrestling is fascinating” by super eyepatch wolf. You’re welcome!
Feminine_Desires: yes you do.
Furrytractor68: Biomancy the Aeromunculus?
malexus101: bounce that
punspector: Bounce AND counter
MacSquizzy: @ooogydog yea the weekly shows are on Hulu, then if you decide you like it the WWE network is like 15 bucks a month and that gets you all the pay-per-view shows plus a bunch of old content and B-shows
Traion: bounce
Raithencore235: !card applied bio
LRRbot: Applied Biomancy [GU] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
Erudite_Cynic: Gamehaus tonight!?!? spheda for daysssss
punspector: <sigh>
m_logan2000: why not both modes?
Bengineering: sucks to suck dawg Kappa
m_logan2000: your 4/4
Furrytractor68: +1/+1 the bounced creature, of course!!
Invitare: why not Zoidberg?
Traion: Shut up Ben! Eat more Slaw! Kappa
wtrob: LUL
Furrytractor68: Send a message!
TimeToFry: Sucks to suck dawg Kappa
TheWarbo: benjoeks
corpocracy: joakes
Vezon46: @LoadingReadyRun, ban @Bengineering
NazakYuzak: The 4/4 was tapped though
Wamut0mbo: Any spiders in board?
MilkInBag: assault D:
TheHaywireZombie: benginTraitor
malexus101: ahhaahhaha
n3ther: hit the REDDIt
trilemma85: BOOM! ROASTED!
Furrytractor68: LUL
deathrite_sharkman: TwitchCop TwitchCop
Jigokuro: @Bengineering So, how's the Sidewalk Slam editing going? Kappa
Despoiler98: uninstall and quit magic forever
Wamut0mbo: Also 1/4 flyer prob ok enough to come in
Lord_Hosk bans ben
Darth_Wooper: Well, that's going in the highlight reel.
voslan: Oh hey it's ben! and He's not Dead! How was the Slaw?
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MacSquizzy: Poor James
hotgreenflames: thats some sorta sidewalk slam
theambivalentagender: Throw out your computer
Wolveroo: a Bengineering attack
Muddy_Thunder: Ben, I liked your green plaid shirt yesterday.
QTL7: Adam "REEEE" Savadan
Erudite_Cynic: @Bengineering both of your dads are very disappointed and hurt by your comments
HatsWearCats: Quick! Someone ping Adams mom! She'll save him!
Jigokuro: benginFingers Nice.
lilyoswald: we thank you ben for your great work
deathrite_sharkman: Hey Graham"
Mr_Migs: Hi Gram
Feminine_Desires: pff
MilkInBag: is james asleep?
Karfsma778: The women's rumble was SO GOOD
Furrytractor68: Oof
1losttheGame: oh noooooo
Furrytractor68: That feels bad
Mr_Migs: Graham*
Raithencore235: Gaaarrrrr
Traion: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
TheHaywireZombie: Take the pigs for the luls
Vezon46: hello plaid dad. please stop bullying juice dad
greyfox23: take the baby hoof
Lord_Hosk: Eat the cards Adam, Ruffage is healthy
CodeDancer: how many wrestlers are there in the modern wrestling scene. I don't think I can handle it if there are more than 10.
MilkInBag: wayfinder is meh
Vezon46: dad dad, make plaid dad stop bullying juice dad
Feminine_Desires: wayfinder is solid
Feminine_Desires: It keeps you in the game
AllStarGyudon: The beards have congregated
deathrite_sharkman: wayfarer is _playable_
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is tha the new format Panalysts?
deathrite_sharkman: finder*
MilkInBag: not drawing the card makes it DansGame
Traion: @laserbeaks_fury new format is in may
Mr_Migs: @CodeDancer was that a sneaky reference to "the princess bride" ?
aerohydra: adam what are you playing tonight?
MechaKuuga: RIP that Greed!
TimeToFry: Oops! All 5-drops!
deathrite_sharkman: mono 5s
TheWarbo: oops all 5-drops
Lord_Hosk: You are short one 5 drop
CodeDancer: How many female villains are there in WWE?
MilkInBag: be good OpieOP
malexus101: wayfinder would be insane if it was drawing you a card
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wtrob: I want my two drop to be an 8/9
Skajetolaf: You could have taken the Land over the Chillbringer too. :p
Dix: They can't all be Augur of Bolas Kappa
deathrite_sharkman: I'm relaxed
theambivalentagender: I want my two drops to buy me ice cream
TheHaywireZombie: @CodeDancer a good number. Riott Squad, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Dana Brooke, Maria Kanellis, etc
malexus101: we have a 3 drop that does that -with restrictions-
Feminine_Desires: rendhorn I think
Karfsma778: I want my 2 drop to be an 8/8 with annihilator 2
Queenarasene: I want my two-drop to be an 8/8 for 0
deathrite_sharkman: tarmogoyf eats wayfinder for breakfast
kumatsu: well my 1 drops are 13/13s, so better than that :P
Scar_Red_Tiger: Better than the M19 2-drop that put 5 bombs on the bottom of your deck every itme
Vezon46: chillbringer?
Feminine_Desires: Hasty rendhorn?
TimeToFry: clickclickclick
ArcOfTheConclave: @wtrob interesting tarmogoyf
MilkInBag: riot FrankerZ
Raithencore235: Chilly boy
kevenwith2es: James is so invested.
hotgreenflames: i want my 2 drop to be final fortune
Feminine_Desires: MOOO
Vezon46: no clam, always shaman
El_Funko: He's probably looking up pics of PUBG
Mr_Migs: lol why are you clicking a bajillian times?
wtrob: @ArcOfTheConclave is it too big? I don't actually remember how big it can get.
MilkInBag: mountain, gates ablaze
SlyTQ: M4 in a bikini skin
n3ther: Adam does have a clicking tic :P
deathrite_sharkman: grandma tribal over there
lilyoswald: calm on defense, shaman on offense.
MilkInBag: no black mana
ArcOfTheConclave: @wtrob you weren't wrong
kevenwith2es: James is photoshopping cats onto PUBG backpacks to try and prove its better than RoE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also I dont think that works the way they want it to
El_Funko: They just want to block the attack from hitting and get the ETB again
Feminine_Desires: They wanted to draw a card.
Pnoy__: @Laserbeaks_Fury all they want is to draw a card
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh I guess
deathrite_sharkman: inb4 another 5 drop
MilkInBag: james is such a supportive friend
n3ther: James is the reliable support i seek in a friend
dubworks: 7mQQ8ZVhelp help
TheHaywireZombie: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. Chillbringer.
Traion: James "Worst Friend" Turner
theambivalentagender: *arnold voice* chill aoout
Karfsma778: So that's getting Slimebound, yeah?
wtrob: Two top? seabatYIKES
deathrite_sharkman: PokBlastoise oligrandma is gass
MilkInBag: mountain rakdos, lose their whole board
Lord_Hosk: This is the only good 2 drop https://i.imgur.com/fzuLeuN.png
m_logan2000: damnit James being the voice of reason
TheHaywireZombie: Give 'em the slime
wtrob: I also want my two drop to deal 20 damage to my opponent.
theambivalentagender: @wtrob I mean, most two drops do...eventually
deathrite_sharkman: you got this
TheHaywireZombie: Grangran 2stronk
deathrite_sharkman: tarmogoyf cries when you say that
wtrob: Or it does it all at once if it's Grapeshot @theambivalentagender
minachirp: How Many ogliarch do they have???
TheWarbo: Just keep adapting, make beefy beefy Lizrog
Legosheep: Adapt the hybrid
Erudite_Cynic: Ralph Wiggum ~ "I'm in danger!"
Legosheep: If it lives you get a mega uber lizrog
Belgarion_16: I want my two drop to deal ten damage to my opp if they have exactly ten life.
Karfsma778: Yes
Feminine_Desires: yes.
Traion: adapt
Feminine_Desires: now you gitrog and get a 9/9?
deathrite_sharkman: mono fliers over here
Traion: adapt means 8 counters for frog friend
deyja429: Then Lizrog next turn?
Feminine_Desires: they DIDN"T ATTACK!?
Ender524: I want my two drop to start a subgame
Feminine_Desires: no you don't, you play gitrog
Dwinick: Hey folks :D
DaMullet14: If it dies you take their board with it
Traion: Giant Frog!
Oatway_: if he dies, he dies
Karfsma778: 11/11 with trample
MilkInBag: what a lovely day
DaMullet14: Oatway_: If not, the sword?
Pnoy__: last time i made an 11/11 frog i got act of treasoned D:
wtrob: seabatTROG
kevenwith2es: 11/11, make a wish!
Vezon46: easyclap
dtrain_67: James paying no attention
MechaKuuga: James is always wrong
TheHaywireZombie: 11/11 Tromple gets there
Dwinick: woot
deathrite_sharkman: victory screeeeech
Beleqwaya: Believe in the heart of the cards.
Wf_Geisterloeffel: Oof @Pnoy__
NazakYuzak: See James? Have some faith!
Ender524: Winner winner frog dinner
TheWarbo: !findquote god's perfect
LRRbot: Quote #4860: "Minecraft: God's perfect game." —Adam [2018-03-27]
Gascitygaming: i said at the start, casual perf draft
lilyoswald: 11/11 trampompoline
Dwinick: You should officially name it that adam
n3ther: LOL
Traion: James said we'd loose, screw James!
Lord_Durin: Hey remember that time James said the game was over, then we ended up winning despite him? Kappa
Legosheep: Last game? That's ambitious
MilkInBag: as always, james ignores adam
Phosphatide: adam the draft god PogChamp
n3ther: notice me senpai
Raithencore235: Gods perfect deck... coming from the guild that literally has evolve as a mechanic
Mr_Migs: come on james ...get with the program
Erudite_Cynic: Best Freinds DansGame
Drathak: Best co-pilot ever Kappa
HatsWearCats: I love the chemistry these two have while streaming
deathrite_sharkman: mull
Wf_Geisterloeffel: NotLikeThis
Nicarrow: hi all
El_Funko: The Funko Corp brand does not endorse this copyright infringement
n3ther: not my discord FeelsBadMan
MacSquizzy: I did too
seemsdeece: We don't talk about that uncle
darkora: dammit, I keep thinking that's my discord
kevenwith2es: Ay, Weirdo, where'd you leave the didgeridoo!
Darleysam: damnit!
Ender524: I legitimately checked my discord
Karfsma778: It's literally just funko here to ghost you and ruin your 6-wins
Queenarasene: Had me confused for a second there
Chartle: it wasn't my discord either guys
MilkInBag: chemistry, like potassium meeting water?
Darleysam: got me twice now
deathrite_sharkman: shoulda mulled
Phosphatide: shoulda conceded and gone to game 2
deathrite_sharkman: lucksack
HatsWearCats: @El_Funko There is no copyright on Twitch names. @CantWearHats learn that the hard way
Chartle: wouldn't you get the forest here?
MechaKuuga: rip a rooni
malexus101: yeap@chartle
TheHaywireZombie: Game of skill, no luck involved
grgriffin3: Well, it was a fun game of Magic the Gathering.
Vezon46: goodbye exodia cards
MilkInBag: RTFC james
Feminine_Desires: DEAD
Oatway_: F
darkora: RIP
wtrob: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
BTC1220: F
TheHaywireZombie: benginCry
deathrite_sharkman: lolnope
Karfsma778: Uhh
MechaKuuga: I always forget that thing has FLYING
Saikocld: f
grgriffin3: Well we just lose forever.
Ender524: game three?
NazakYuzak: Woah, James reacted to something? PogChamp
Lord_Hosk: Adam cant be blocked by cowards
TheHaywireZombie: Oofadoofa
hotgreenflames: no evolve to eat 3/3?
m_logan2000: should have adapted
hotgreenflames: gg
Lord_Hosk: Just swing for 20 and you win
Phosphatide: time to concede the match, drop out of the event
seemsdeece: we can go to 3
ninjaspinner: I'm Curious, Does the twitter handle WakeUpSuper mean you're a fighting game fan, and if so, What's your favorite fighting game?
hd_dabnado: yes you have?
Traion: @ninjaspinner he is!
Karfsma778: Mulll
m_logan2000: dont have to be good to have fun
Ender524: "...I am good at Magic The Gathering..."
wtrob: But Adam just said the words "I am good at Magic the Gathering" Kappa
hotgreenflames: nobody backseat drives like twichchat
theambivalentagender: looks fine
Mattmitchell45: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5717: "I hate when Twitch chat's right." —Adam [2018-01-12]
deathrite_sharkman: hydroid krasis < your deck
Karfsma778: No green, all green spells but the counter
flyinghippogaming: keep for the lols
vegantroll: Stream kinda wonky for anyone else?
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hotgreenflames: sneep
Lord_Hosk: Top
Feminine_Desires: Pass the turn adam
deathrite_sharkman: PokCharizard PokCharizard PokCharizard PokCharizard PokCharizard PokCharizard
Dumori: Your go
Feminine_Desires: Don't keep your opponents waiting
Phosphatide: @ninjaspinner adam is indeed a fan of fighting games
NazakYuzak: Next?
deathrite_sharkman: pass
Traion: @ninjaspinner his homestream sub alert is a clip from last EVO
ninjaspinner: Neat, I'm curious to what his favorite game is
Furrytractor68: But SHARKTOCRAB! FeelsBadMan
vegantroll: The Highlander Top 8 is this weekend, right?
Karfsma778: YES!
NazakYuzak: no
Juliamon: vegantroll yep!
bondeulv: yup
WonderfulGlory: You already said it
TheWarbo: yeah
deathrite_sharkman: goats all day w/trading post
WonderfulGlory: what a mook
vegantroll: sweet
Captainfuse: Adam Lies confirmed
kevenwith2es: If you're blocking, you're losing.
Mattmitchell45: We think about it every day
Furrytractor68: You are one, filthy, bastard, liar VoHiYo
vegantroll: Anyone know the european time for that?
Traion: @ninjaspinner he was into DBFZ for a while, I think it's Smash now. (Don't quote me on that)
trilemma85: Can you please explain the concept of this "lying"?
ArcOfTheConclave: incubate?
TheWarbo: !findquote lie
LRRbot: Quote #4775: "Sometimes I lie..." —Dale [2018-03-12]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Because you didn't have enough mana.
AllStarGyudon: Don’t lie, you’ll disappoint your mother.
Pnoy__: you only had 3
Karfsma778: You didn't have the mana
dtrain_67: you only had 3 mana
Wolveroo: you didn'tr have the mana
ArcOfTheConclave: you only had 3
m_logan2000: didnt have mana
TiredNiall: Because you had only 3 lands untapped.
aitsu100: you played the gate you couldnt
Raithencore235: No mana, only 3 up not 4
vinvis_: 4 to adapt
Wolveroo: your still good at magic
Wf_Geisterloeffel: 10pm gmt i think @vegantroll
flyinghippogaming: BabyRage
TimeToFry: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Thu 07:00 PM PST (2:01 from now).
Wolveroo: applied at end of turn and then play galloping
vegantroll: TYVM!!
hd_dabnado: nah, you just Nickelodeon Slime it
Wf_Geisterloeffel: @vegantroll i looked it up 8pm
m_logan2000: hybrid
vegantroll: lrrHEART lrrAWESOME
Feminine_Desires: THey will make a 6/6 definitely
Lord_Hosk: But you can bounce the 6/6
ninjaspinner: Adam. Did you know, Certain Wrestling fans are now calling Eric Rowarn "BioDiesel" because of his pairing with Daniel Bryan?
Earthenone: did the gamehaus get bumped an hour back?
Talus26: now you can eat the hybrid counters =)
Karfsma778: That's fine
korvys: Oh man, Hybrid, then Adapt, then lizrog? Live the dream?
Feminine_Desires: We alrready did live the dream once :p
korvys: Oh, I was away
TheHaywireZombie: BOFA
hotgreenflames: yeeesss
voslan: COUNTER
Mattmitchell45: Yeah, true. You gotta play around BOFA
TheWarbo: the dream remains unlived
Karfsma778: Maybe shoulda played it before blocks?
Feminine_Desires: opponent also has gas
Karfsma778: IDK
voslan: This is all becasue Adam said the P word before the final Match!
Feminine_Desires: so 5 cards in hand to your one, you are so dea.
Traion: What's BOFA?
deathrite_sharkman: D- feet
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Wolveroo: I win
wtrob: Bye guys!
Earthenone: nice stormcount
Vezon46: no fun was had
Lord_Hosk: You could have said ANYTHING and been right
ayirbudd: nice
deathrite_sharkman: enjoy your meal!
n3ther: lol
Vezon46: dark souls 2? PogChamp PogChamp
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cloud Souls 2.
phorrestgaze: dark thing 2
Drathak: HAH
Beleqwaya: Dark Cloud 2 is an amazing game
ArcOfTheConclave: golf!
n3ther: fight fight fight :)
Vezon46: oh, rip
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooHi was a fun stream
zarbit: Friendship over
Traion: James: Worst Friend!
Phosphatide: daaaamn PogChamp
TheWarbo: Dark boshy 2
delta__vee: katesNice ? storm counter pls ?
deathrite_sharkman: golf!
Erudite_Cynic: Adam Panyalsts are best Panyalsts
korvys: seabatYIKES
ArcOfTheConclave: is there golf in dark souls 2?
Lyntoon: Now I’m worried about max fighting the Capra demon
Mattmitchell45: SOO GOOD
NazakYuzak: Cam's card has a typo :^)
Mattmitchell45: Premium Paul
Traion: Ben and Adam got their cards!
Phosphatide: i loved “human disappointment”
LiveFaust: #relatable
deathrite_sharkman: !quote
weff47: bye!
Earthenone: !patreon
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Markster981: seabatTROG OSFrog /
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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TheWarbo: adam
TimeToFry: lrrBEEJ
Lord_Hosk: and highlight
Spacecarl: perfect
Nocxia: <3
Phailhammer: cya :)
Mattmitchell45: Love you Cam
ooogydog: see that in the highlights
incredulouspasserby: Someone clip that
TheWarbo: huh
TheWarbo: I thought it autoposted when you clip