siberian_rabbit: it's getting closer
Welbog: !next
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Welbog: Niiice
asthanius: So, this is basically Beejlander Constructed, right? lrrBEEJ
cynimo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (8m from now).
siberian_rabbit: who is playing? adam, ben and?
siberian_rabbit: cameron?
Earthenone: yes
Welbog: I hope Beej
m0nkeyrama: And alex
siberian_rabbit: nice
asthanius: Alex? Playing kitchen table magic?
siberian_rabbit: all my favorite boys except for graham and all the others
cynimo: i for one would watch another episode of beejlander :)
Whovian_42: me too
CalAlaera: !next Europe/London
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Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m from now).
r10pez10: wind the hype turbines
cynimo: ohh i didn't know you could at a time zone to "next
sithenin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Juliamon: It follows specific formatting and isn't often necessary because of the (time from now) at the end, but yeah, you can
Diabore: !next ontario
LRRbot: Unknown timezone: ontario
viridimayai: !next
Theycallmejokke: Hmm 130 kr enough to make a fun deck, but not so much that building it won't entail some hard choice, neat!
m0nkeyrama: I'm excited to see what they built
TheWarbo: !timezones
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chickenace11: I think that adam wanted to do morphs
Theycallmejokke: Uh Morph is always fun
Decaped: !next
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m0nkeyrama: He wanted to, but I don't think he could make it work
chickenace11: if i had to do this i would build out of spite and hate
incredulouspasserby: Man I miss the days where I could do this
incredulouspasserby: I loved my old blue black suspend deck in Time Spiral block
incredulouspasserby: it was bad and I loved it
Lucifer9783: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (43s from now).
Mornish: sick so I didnt get the time wrong
MagisterSieran: its 9 pm est. Everything is fine.
Theycallmejokke: You did not, welcome :D
TehAmelie: the time is now!
cheetoJack: !next America/New York/New York
LRRbot: Unknown timezone: America/New York/New York
TehAmelie: red lobster standing by
Mornish: yea just weird with timezones and daylight saving etc
jdtreker: nice, made it this time (last week i thought it started at the time when it actually ended)
m0nkeyrama: SoonTM
siberian_rabbit: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (59s ago).
cheetoJack: !next America/New_York
Rockario: One of my decks I will never deconstruct is my secret plans + arashin warbeat deck. Making decks around manifest was great because at a certain point it doesn't matter what's in it, because everything is a face-down creature!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m ago).
cheetoJack: one day I'll get that timezone right first try.
Altoguy16499: doesn't matter. It's always willbender
WeedenProject: All this kitchen table is giving me fond memories of my old minotaur tribal deck I made when I first started playing :)
thraximore: What's legal in kitchen table?
claytortise3: stream hype?
m0nkeyrama: anything
jdtreker: everything
incredulouspasserby: Your mo
thraximore: ahhh so its legacy
TehAmelie: Kitchen Finks is extra legal
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride sergePride sergePride sergePride sergePride sergePride
r10pez10: ante cards
Theycallmejokke: Basically :D
Mornish: the kitchen table de k I'll never break up is my quicksilver dagger horseshoe crab deck
IbunWest: Knight of the Kitchen Sink too
Rockario: @WeedenProject I was so hyped when Amonkhet let me do Minotaur tribal for the first time
Radyin: !card table
LRRbot: Found 26 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
jdtreker: its "no one cares" (thats whats legal)
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Kykiwi: are unstable cards legal ?
Altoguy16499: technically anti is still legal in kitchen table magic
jdtreker: if you want them to be
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
Altoguy16499: *ante
Xafty: it is legacy yes, but the cost limit was $20 for the entire deck
Mornish: if no one has an issue yes
r10pez10: !card Bargaining Table
LRRbot: Bargaining Table [5] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Draw a card. X is the number of cards in an opponent's hand.
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
asthanius: Anti is technically not legal in the actual rules, though
AirTony7: I can't wait to see the decklists
claytortise3: what format are we playing tonight?
jdtreker: this is going to be soo good
Kumakaori: hunh, hi alto
r10pez10: we're were going, there are no rules*
m0nkeyrama: $20 kitchen table
Earthenone: @claytortise3 20$ hitchen table
Kykiwi: no rules! anarchy
WeedenProject: @Rockario I started back during Theros, minotaurs were great for casual play back then :)
Mornish: kitchen table /jank
Altoguy16499: great. the bear is here too...
Rockario: Does that mean tonight's event is a winner take all, put your decks on the line thing? Kappa
IbunWest: I'm also assuming basic lands aren't factored into the cost.
m0nkeyrama: Very ready for this jank
Earthenone: corect
Kumakaori: XD. <3
thraximore: haha bring back ante rules
Altoguy16499: :P
TehAmelie: ah, Contract from Below, the most broken card ever
r10pez10: basic lands are given to be 0 dollars
ContingentCat: No rules! YuGiOh cards are legal
Latinper6: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
TehAmelie nostalgs
m0nkeyrama: There's a perrecord too 👀
ninja_theory_ashrams: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Xafty: @IbunWest considering you cant get them for free, it doesnt matter either way
r10pez10: i said "no rules asterisk"
Theycallmejokke: No rules mean not pants!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: SO. MUCH. JANK.
Kumakaori: may you enjoy,. I have a chibi to take care of :P
NexusVoxx: okay so 4 sol rings into pauper tron, got it.
Theycallmejokke: >/{\< >/{\< >/{\< >/{\<
incredulouspasserby: The rules are what you decide the rules are. So. Probably not Prophet of Kruphix
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN
Kykiwi: 4 sol ring
Maddrius: signal
Damp_Rice: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kykiwi: oh gees
TehAmelie: lrrSMILODON
AshBurnem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dillatont: lrrSIGNAL
thraximore: 20 copies of persistent petitioners and 40 islands
DigitalSeahorse: r10pez10 including grammar and spells apparent :P
Mornish: I really hope to see a triskaideckaphobia deck
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
r10pez10: who's restricting you to four copies??
Theycallmejokke: And so the count down begins
Altoguy16499: 4 sol ring into torment of hailfire
jdtreker: the countdown has begun!
IbunWest: One 20 dollar card and 59 basic lands
Altoguy16499: mull for that one card
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DarkMorford: I hope Ben's playing Pot of Greed
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: 60 Mishra's Factorys
r10pez10: @DigitalSeahorse you got me :P
thraximore: What does pot of greed do?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @r10pez10 someone mentioned there was a 4 copy limit.
Theycallmejokke: Jamming
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrSLOTH lrrJUDGE
incredulouspasserby: @DarkMorford I think Ancestral is over 20 bucks
r10pez10: pot of greed is instant speed divination
Altoguy16499: pot of greed? that lets you take two cards from your deck and put them into your hand
drthvd3r: 4 copies of Lost in the Woods and 61 lands. Come in under budget.
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AirTony7: Pot of greed? what does that do?
r10pez10: where we're going
Theycallmejokke: Oh rad! Thanks lrrHEART
mikethetike221: hiya
thraximore: That sounds complicated. Is there a simpler explanation for Pot of Greed?
KerbalDyne: Hullo!
NexusVoxx: it causes memes in a 30ft radius
ninja_theory_ashrams: Allo allo
mikethetike221: sergeFriend
incredulouspasserby: @thraximore Play Pot of Greed, Win
Wonderdoc: It allows me to draw two additional cards from my deck!
sithenin: I enjoyed the lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
yalc321: lrrSIGNAL
secretbranch: Anyone out there?
SquirrelLord1111: Im glad i made it on time
Theycallmejokke: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: !card pot of greed
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Theycallmejokke: Wohoo! :D
terminalvelocit3: lrrSignal
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azureHaights: So why are we talking about Pot of Divination?
NexusVoxx: @secretbranch everyone is a bot except you
thraximore: Basically 2/3rds of Ancestral Recall right there
m0nkeyrama: sergeFuse seabatBRAIN benginFuse
terminalvelocit3: !card greed
LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
thraximore: broken
Earthenone: pride51
TehAmelie: oy
r10pez10: !card jar of honey
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
thraximore: drop of honey
potato123456789000: Hello
ayirbudd: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Altoguy16499: !card drop of honey
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
mikethetike221: friday night paper fight starts soon right?
secretbranch: Hey friends!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
chickenace11: and pot of greed cost no mana
keltonhicks: im here for a live one!!
theonlyangelx: beep
r10pez10: !players
LRRbot: 2019-02-01: Our players tonight: Adam, Cameron, Alex, and Ben!
hotgreenflames: !card hot soup
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muddboy87: sergeFuse lrrHEART benginFuse
ninja_theory_ashrams: prerecorded segment should be lit, get to see yj outside of Friday Nights
Altoguy16499: !card pot of greed
r10pez10: !decklists
thraximore: does yu gi oh have a card limit?
potato123456789000: What’s the challenge
NexusVoxx: oh sweet date notes on player command. good thinking
Theycallmejokke: Unleash the badger!
Aarek: benginHeart seabatBRAIN
mariammistressofmanifolds: that is a good combination of boys for tonight
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
potato123456789000: Go badgers
TheWarbo: those deck names
Kykiwi: we are here!
terminalvelocit3: Magic hype!
m0nkeyrama: Adam went tor tokens
Theycallmejokke: Oh right different animation
mynameisjeffkoz: I can’t wait to see what “Do Nothing the die”s strategy is
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Cameron;s Deck name.
cakeflavo: $20 challenge? that's only enough for a single card
WeedenProject: Ben is on minotaurs?! Yes my beautiful boy, yes!
TheManaLeek: Whoa I've never been here for the start of an FNPF
Mornish: it's happening!!!
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m0nkeyrama: Hi!
thraximore: Oh boy
TehAmelie: yo
azureHaights: YOU'RE HERE!
TheOlRazzle: hi
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART seabatTROG benginHeart
secretbranch: THE SHIRT
TheManaLeek: A thing's gonna happen!
TheWarbo: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
chickenace11: All deck names need to be either a pun or pop culture reference to be good in my eyes
control_rig: A thing
ardengnome: YES! Best format ever
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Newttail325: OWL2019protonbarrier
NexusVoxx: i notice you arent in a kitchen.
Mornish: mmmmm kitchen table
TehAmelie: a domain of cards!
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loki_lxix: Pauper delver incoming
DigitalSeahorse: ARRRRRG which one of these discords is trying to notify me with SOUNDS? o_O
thraximore: They do have a table however
cuttlefishman: the principality of premium deals?
Juliamon: A kitchen table need not be in a kitchen
Earthenone: !card good goblin housekeeping
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Altoguy16499: ah yes. twenty dollar kitchen table magic. I think I still have my cheap kitchen table magic deck. It was a weird green devotion deck
WeedenProject: So Ben is basically playing the same deck I started with back in Theros era, therefore I must root for him :)
chickenace11: is this pro-tour LRR table
JonnyGlitch: GGG
Mornish: pauper slivers lol
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Kykiwi: like all the cards
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erased_citizen: oooh jank format! nice
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TehAmelie: Card Kingdom dot com: it gets ye drunk. no wait
ninja_theory_ashrams: canlander finals tomorrow with more coverage than a GP
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DigitalSeahorse: I thought my whole discord of all discords was set to mute all of everything
crinjinx: lrrAWESOME
AirTony7: this looks fun
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ThePov42: I can hear Jeej twitching from here
secretbranch: !discord
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ayirbudd: its a thing!
DigitalSeahorse: it's by featherweight I heard...don't know if that's true
TheMicah21: Did they already play the video?
chickenace11: loopholes \
JonnyGlitch: a bowl of waxed fruit would be perfect
Theycallmejokke: Close enough :D
ContingentCat: there's been cooking TTSFs in that room
thraximore: checks out
Mornish: treeskaide kaphoibia please!
m0nkeyrama: Nice
Latinper6: Ikea table magic
TehAmelie: ooh, add-ons for the subgames
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TheMicah21: nvm
Fletcherizer: this stream brought to you by ikea
Loonatic93: I would love that table in my kitchen!
secretbranch: ikea.com: tables for kitchens and magic
thraximore: one out of two aint bad right?
Maddrius: pre-record hype!
Latinper6: Ikea brand magic cards
r10pez10: IKEA: They have a lot of tables
DigitalSeahorse: :O a video
Mewyabby: Wait did this just start?
Theycallmejokke: Pre-recored vid, nice
Spacecarl: oh my
NexusVoxx: sure is road noise in here
TheWarbo: adam jank ye
Juliamon: Pretty much Mewyabby
NexusVoxx: Kappa
thraximore: hehe alex
o0sk_ren0o: Did it just start?
ardengnome: did you literally do it like, 4 hours ago?
TehAmelie: force mono jank is my next strat
m0nkeyrama: Yay jank!
JonnyGlitch: what format?
secretbranch: lmao
teithely: jank jank jank
Altoguy16499: wouldn't the meta play for this be to just do aggro?
r10pez10: jank! jank! jank!
JonnyGlitch: standard?
chickenace11: they did say no mono red
NexusVoxx: @JonnyGlitch technically vintage LUL
Trymantha: @o0sk_ren0o yes it just started
the_bananarchist: @Altoguy16499 they kinda agreed to no mono red aggro
loki_lxix: mono red monored and mono red
JonnyGlitch: @NexusVoxx perfect!
rzrdrgn: Kitchen table is the one true format
DigitalSeahorse: !butts
Mewyabby: Mono-Booty
tenthtechpriest: operation big booty
o0sk_ren0o: Woo! I didn't miss it
Theycallmejokke: Butt tribal
JonnyGlitch: how many duel lands can I get for $20?
r10pez10: wow fifty rares for thirty dollars
TehAmelie: they agreed. . .well, Ben agreed. . .
UnspokenKibbles: I can't help but think of the fact that they had to act like they were heading into the store, then wait for the camera to get set up inside, then actually walk in
muddboy87: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
JonnyGlitch: dual*
NexusVoxx: the rarea
cakeflavo: the rare area: the rarea
ContingentCat: that sounds like a good quote: "one of the ideas I had was justbButts"
ContingentCat: *just butts
Juliamon: s e c r e t p l a n s
Freshly_Toasted: If the high alert deck isn't called "Booty Call" we riot
Mehayo: Proud of you Adam
mynameisjeffkoz: @JonnyGlitch for $20 they'll ask you to leave
Caleb_QDC: I appreciate Cam’s approach
secretbranch: SHHH
TheOlRazzle: its a s e c r e t
NORTICPOOL: remember kids sol ring is only 4 bucks
control_rig: Good!
secretbranch: It's a SECRET
Leafwind104: Are there sideboards?
thraximore: alas
Loonatic93: So, pauper with benefits?
asthanius: Black is basically Red v2
EricOstby: A Gentleman's Agreement!
castlewise: So is this singleton or four of
loki_lxix: he runs a sol ring as well
NexusVoxx: Pauper Tron ft 4x Sol Ring
phorrestgaze: red with a splash of green?
secretbranch: !decklists
thraximore: gray merchant of asphodel tribal
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JonnyGlitch: Gary!
Kykiwi: aww no high tide D:
Lucifer9783: hi dan
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmmmmmm
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DigitalSeahorse: ferociousThink ferociousThink ferociousThink ferociousThink
chickenace11: Land destruction be that guy
loki_lxix: damn i was really hoping for pauper delver
Aarek: muscle wizards?
JonnyGlitch: isn't flyingmen the easy option here?
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turn1thotseize: Mono white savanah lions? With honor of the pure?
NexusVoxx: gary devotion or riot
Mewyabby: It is @JonnyGlitch
drfox17: i was hoping someone attempted that Beej-lander thing
Comrademik: how much have I missed?
korvys: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [8h ago] @loadingreadyrun> RT @wizards_magic> The latest Friday Nights is here! Kathleen faces life after Dimir and Paul must build a Sealed deck with... a lot of unique perspectives. | Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JajWO0_6IH8& | Find more from @LoadingReadyRun at their website: http://www.loadingreadyrun.com || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1091404111671488513
NexusVoxx: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:46.
phorrestgaze: green is half of gruul
drfox17: just get hundreds of cards
Juliamon: Very little Comrademik
Loonatic93: Elves would be a pretty easy build as well,, I would think.
Theycallmejokke: Adam is my spirit deck builder
JonnyGlitch: snek!
castlewise: Mono blue big butts keranos mill
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun *cough*twitter*cough
ContingentCat: snakes don't have butts though
Rockario: Ah, the hiss of approval
loki_lxix: good elves get more expensive than you want for 20$
DigitalSeahorse: :D
TehAmelie: hmm, Whirling Dervish + Pestilence would be super cheap. in several senses of the word cheap
chickenace11: That seems like a bit out of friday nights
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Fletcherizer: yes give in to your hate
Loonatic93: Well, maybe elf-ball then?
cakeflavo: +
m0nkeyrama: Is this prerecord going to be up on youtube?
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
Nigouki: so is it $20 before tax or after tax?
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmm BEEs
secretbranch: Yo, mods, I just made the round 1 poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
Freshly_Toasted: Snek Deck?
RayFK: It's only when I hear the phrase "If it's here" in regards to finding Magic cards that I realize how spoiled I am
r10pez10: i like how they're all whispering
castlewise: snake lords?!
TheMicah21: 60 card? or 40?
r10pez10: oh hey rayfk
RayFK: yooo
LoadingReadyRun: @m0nkeyrama yes it will
Genderi: anyone else lagging?
Kykiwi: oof the slow fetches
Theycallmejokke: I'm not, sorry
JonnyGlitch: taplands are aight
computernerd87: cool
ContingentCat: @m0nkeyrama I'd assume it'd be there as part of the vod
m0nkeyrama: Awesome, thanks @LoadingReadyRun !
MilkInBag: LUL
UnspokenKibbles: They're not just here for the power, they're here for the *content.* This is the kind of thing that leads to running Phoenix Wright in UMvC3 and I am *so here for it*
DigitalSeahorse: xD
OleanderWhispers: yessssss
NazakYuzak: Cam <3
Smoke108: @Genderi It is freezing up for me every so often
NexusVoxx: thats my Cameron
incredulouspasserby: !card tortured existence
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
mynameisjeffkoz: Tortured existence sounds like the perfect cam card
Willbrannon: This is awesome
UnspokenKibbles: Attaboy Cam
asthanius: Argentum Armor!!!
Altoguy16499: wait, two argentum armor?!
Willbrannon: But infect must be played
Genderi: Oh good, it's twitch's lag then
Kykiwi: thops thops
secretbranch: Go Vote For Round 1, Pls: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
NORTICPOOL: Ill take your entire stock
DigitalSeahorse: it's now Cam's tortured existance
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Friday Night Paper Fight, Ben, Adam, Alex and Cameron have a $20 deckbuilding challenge! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1091520515729059840
DigitalSeahorse: existence*
UnspokenKibbles: Ah, the early form of Esper Stoneblade
NexusVoxx: the gurmangler
computernerd87: Cameron you're supposed to use dimir
tenthtechpriest: how many relentless rats you got YJ? I'll take all of them
computernerd87: lol
TehAmelie: Gurglermanger
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: You do practically live in a Kingdom of Cards™, Rayfk
drfox17: I don't magic, so I picked Ben purely on the deck name
wolf2012pack: so how LONG were you guys at YJs?
loki_lxix: Grangler allstar in my pauper deck
r10pez10: oh nooooo
MilkInBag: mono red Ben, mono red
Kykiwi: yas alex yaaaaaas
Lucifer9783: !card holy relic
LRRbot: Quest for the Holy Relic [W] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may put a quest counter on Quest for the Holy Relic. / Remove five quest counters from Quest for the Holy Relic and sacrifice it: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, and attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
JonnyGlitch: @tenthtechpriest oh rats deck is tech in this format
NexusVoxx: squadpire
DigitalSeahorse: :D
s0ggymilk: yes alex yessss
Mewyabby: Alex is playing all sort of value
Mehayo: Alex's face there killed me
Altoguy16499: oh my god, Alex's deck seems quite spicy
LoadingReadyRun: Like an hour+ easily, @wolf2012pack
ninja_theory_ashrams: what relic are we going for? I wanna know
Lotus_position: Oh, man, just came in and I love this already. Feels like an old Friday Nights sketch.
JonnyGlitch: 59 lands and one $20 card!
Malfeer: lrrAWESOME
Decaped: what's the most expensive artifact alex can afford.
breadisbest1: this looks like it was great day
MilkInBag: LUL
secretbranch: Come Vote, Friends: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
TimeToFry: LUL
Mewyabby: only 1 squak?
NexusVoxx: thats all you need tho
Earthenone: a squad of one
UnspokenKibbles: Run it anyway, Alex!
cuttlefishman: haha
r10pez10: !card worldslayer
LRRbot: Worldslayer [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy all permanents other than Worldslayer. / Equip {5}
NexusVoxx: cast one and the rest will come
Mewyabby: SUNTAIL TIME!
cuttlefishman: 1Squak
tenthtechpriest: solo squad
asthanius: Time for Suntail Hawk?
Kykiwi: nooo the squak hawk dream
Rockario: !card squadron hawk
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
niccus: you're still playing all the hawks in your deck i guess
UnknownGerm: lightning bolt is like 3 bucks anyways
MilkInBag: go Siege Rhino adam
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: I can imaging how broken burn in vintage can be
NickTheDM: @UnknownGerm I mean yeah but theres a ton of *other* burn spells.
KerbalDyne: This is glorious
NexusVoxx: zombiepariah voldarenapocalypse
MilkInBag: this is pure magic
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh wow, they couldn't use any personal collection?
r10pez10: this is basically improv, but with magic cards
Pseudonym_Ken: I think this entire concept is pretty sweet. Good work LRR, this prerecord is so much fun
Izhuark: MilkInBag yeah that's actually pretty good. What's the current price of the good old rihno ?
incredulouspasserby: These guys are quieter in this video than I am at my job at the local library
UnknownGerm: NickTheDm fair
drfox17: how much is a booster pack? could they have just bought lots of ravnica?
MilkInBag: @Izhuark 50 cents
tenthtechpriest: pelakkalakka
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
Loonatic93: Does elf-ball count as burn?
TehAmelie: oh, i saw the nutsiest card tricks on some talent show today. guy switched the color on an entire deck of cards with a twist of the wrist. . .
secretbranch: v o t e : https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
m0nkeyrama: Pelakka wurm :o
UnspokenKibbles: !card Voldaren Pariah
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
Izhuark: @MilkInBag decent !
darthinvaderix: oh hey its emn standard again
TheOlRazzle: ah lightning axe, everyones favorite buddy
tenthtechpriest: he's a madman!
cakeflavo: whats the format, anyway
l0gin4me: Cam's deck is what i'd be trying :)
SpookySpaghooti: what lgs are they in?
NexusVoxx: @cakeflavo $20 the format
MilkInBag: format is casual legacy
TimeToFry: Oh nooo
secretbranch: Yellowjacket
Smoke108: yellowjacket
UnspokenKibbles: !card zombie infestation
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
r10pez10: they are in Yellowjacket Comics
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jelloyjacket
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti YelloJacket
Koshindan: @cakeflavo Anything but it needs to be less than 20 dollars.
ritchards: I'd be tempted to go mono blue mill deck, becuase I'm a monster
Genderi: I like flying men
silvalunae: I feel like I'm watching a improv friday nights
secretbranch: Quick, vote for round 1 before the video ends!!! https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
TehAmelie: it's technically free to print your own cards *smart guy dot jpg*
armoredscarves: Just tuned in... So, this is the 20CAD YellowJacket Kitchen table meme challenge?
TimeToFry: LUL
loki_lxix: Tatyova and 59 lands
cuttlefishman: ben
Kykiwi: LOl
SpookySpaghooti: jesus Ben
JonnyGlitch: is Alex doing Artifact Trashpile?
MilkInBag: come on ben
m0nkeyrama: benginCry benginCry
UnspokenKibbles: Ben. Stahp.
r10pez10: you break it you buy it
zealousfreenix: Not worth 12 anymore
loki_lxix: fairies def more pricey
DigitalSeahorse: Ben devalues the cards further in addition to them cheats
NexusVoxx: yea they're all hidden
theonlyangelx: its cause they're facedown
Daken1993: just got here, whats happening?
Theycallmejokke: The morph dream is dead, nuUu
MilkInBag: yargle's dad
m0nkeyrama: Cave slime?? seabatTROG seabatTROG
Izhuark: slimefoot is great !
UnspokenKibbles: Ohhhhhh it's the best card from Dominaria! :D
Bigant11: yes! Go Slimefoot!
silvalunae: how much more nontraditional goblin can you get than minotaurs xD
Rockario: Tellin' ya, manifeset
r10pez10: @Daken1993 welcome! we're watching the deckbuilding prerecorded segment
lorenautas: HELLO
TimeToFry: Oh my god
TehAmelie: the Arena store is so easy to search! get with the times, YJ Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Myclept: Oh baby
MagisterSieran: minotaur hype!
darthinvaderix: cow farm?
mynameisjeffkoz: !card Kragma Warcaller
LRRbot: Kragma Warcaller [3BR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Minotaur creatures you control have haste. / Whenever a Minotaur you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
wolf2012pack: MOOOO
lorenautas: I just arrived
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stampede!
Theycallmejokke: Ben is bringing the beef
Smoke108: Golgari boi
EncanisMal3k: Minotaur!
Freshly_Toasted: minotaurs! Yes!
dylanbbb: !card kragma warcaller
LRRbot: Kragma Warcaller [3BR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Minotaur creatures you control have haste. / Whenever a Minotaur you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
theonlyangelx: ooft, Big Moo TM
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
silenceaux: YES
Diabore: moove
silvalunae: delicious bouvines
Bigant11: My second EDH deck I am making is Slimefoot
MagisterSieran: minotaur is the best tribe
Loonatic93: Take em to Brown Town!
lorenautas: minotaurssssss
Ukon_vasara: all aboard the moo moo choo choo
RassilonDND: All them theros minotaurs
aitsu100: Mooo mooo moo mooo
ninja_theory_ashrams: some west Texas Bullmen
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korvys: !card Didgeridoo
LRRbot: Didgeridoo [1] | Artifact | {3}: You may put a Minotaur permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
silenceaux: Mardu Moo Moos please
Noodles_15: Does YJ have a didgeridoo?
aitsu100: Mino tribal isnt the worst tribal
UnspokenKibbles: 3 of Logic Knot. Hot.
darthinvaderix: ub madness?
RassilonDND: cam playing dimir? who wouldve guessed
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Freshly_Toasted: MInotaur tribal is pretty sweet
NexusVoxx: !card zom infe
KingOfDoma: I have a deck centred around Warcaller! It's a beast! Fingers crossed for Ragemonger!
howlinglotus: probably wouldnt be hard to make a $20 marionette master deck :o
UnspokenKibbles: Well, it seems that nobody is running control, so this might be a thing?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh black red minotaurs
NexusVoxx: lord tribal
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lorenautas: I won my first prerelease with Minotaur lords in BR
Ukon_vasara: its basically fish, with more beef
Izhuark: that's not how lords works :c
r10pez10: ben's excited
chickenace11: lords lords lords lords - ben
aitsu100: lord over them Ben
Bigant11: Go Saprolings!
m0nkeyrama: ezpz
cuttlefishman: tokens?
JonnyGlitch: Adam can go buy a coffee
Smoke108: I am Lord
1y1e: adam went to subway
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TehAmelie: you could almost get a cup of coffee with the change
UnspokenKibbles: This man made $3.40 CA on the day
azureHaights: "The deck is lords... lords who lord other lords... the deck is called Seriously You Guys Look At All These Flippin' Lords"
DigitalSeahorse: I want that Eldridge Moon poster
darthinvaderix: I'm almost sad no one made aetherborn
MilkInBag: cam is a hero for keeping his coat all along
NexusVoxx: a wheeler?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wheeler!
Noodles_15: It's a Wheeler!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hi wheeler
Smoke108: Yes, that is Wheeler
tenthtechpriest: WHEELS
dylanbbb: Of course Cam hits exactly
secretbranch: yes, he is wheeler
MagisterSieran: Neheb is bae
Myclept: #moo
CrookedSidewalks: moo
Wonderdoc: Yes he is Wheeler
InkyGhoast: lrrCOW
Rockario: Yo! Neheb is here!
r10pez10: ocean o7
lorenautas: aww. akh has a good minotaur with Reach
MilkInBag: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
loki_lxix: So Ben is on mad cow
NexusVoxx: 1+3 = 4
UnspokenKibbles: Ohhhhh yes
knolax: wait is this actually live
seemsdeece: wheeler, he is
Mewyabby: Tomorrow's Player/Commentator/LSV impersonator Ben Wheeler!
tenthtechpriest: GOAT THERE lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
spicydungus: lrrHORN
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hey r10pez10!
Sannindi: Ca-caw!
dylanbbb: You got the Hawks!!!!
seemsdeece: nice
TimeToFry: Excuse me?
Altoguy16499: famous last words
Mewyabby: SQUAK!
Izhuark: woth it
CrookedSidewalks: CAW
o0sk_ren0o: Hawk Force 1
LoadingReadyRun: Shoutouts to Matt (GoatPrince) for the shoot and edit for this video (with Kathleen on direction oversight)
mynameisjeffkoz: lrrSACK lrrSACK
Willbrannon: Is it 20 US or Canadian?
pktt: CAW!
r10pez10: altered hawks!
MilkInBag: 5 cents over DansGame
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yay Matt!
Decaped: under budget should count for bonuses.
cakeflavo: swearing squadron haws
TehAmelie: if you ruin a card will it lower the price? lrrBEEJ
Pseudonym_Ken: Good job LRR!
MilkInBag: HEY
UnspokenKibbles: Props to Matt
ContingentCat: not offensive? Challenge accepted ( Kappa )
NexusVoxx: good throw ben
tenthtechpriest: TIME TRAVEL
MurficWPN: that was great
Izhuark: @Mewyabby You mean Squakdron, hey ? ;)
Theycallmejokke: This was a really rad vid
secretbranch: For Real Last Time Posting The Poll, GO VOTE: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349607
NazakYuzak: That looked so fun
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And now, here's me!
DigitalSeahorse: :D thanks, me
Inkompetence: The Magic of Television!
josh_le_crafter: jeez, adam is huge
Leafwind104: Not sure if this question was answered but: are there sideboards?
lorenautas: I'm already rooting for Ben because of minotaurs
azureHaights: TFW you return your own kick for a touchdown
MilkInBag: gritty lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
r10pez10: butter smooth
TheWarbo: "back to us"
Juliamon: Leafwind104 No sideboards
josh_le_crafter: how tall is he?
zacharyisom: Loved that vid
NexusVoxx: very
JonnyGlitch: If I could Catch my own Pitches I would...
ForOhForError: Hell yeah Gritty shirt!
Leafwind104: gotcha thanks!
MilkInBag: @josh_le_crafter adam is 6'18''
Izhuark: Pre recorder segment are awesome period.
m0nkeyrama: That was a cute little vid
ushiikun: This is a great idea and the intro made we wish I was there.
wolf2012pack: i see a dice box
josh_le_crafter: ?
NexusVoxx: play zuberas
TehAmelie: can we ask how long you spent in the store?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @josh_le_crafter, I think he's 6'4" and Graham is 6'2" or so, but i could be remembering incorrectly
wolf2012pack: 6' 8"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
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Nigouki: well it's winter so it gets dark at like 4pm
TehAmelie: ha, it seemed like an all day trip
MaxTurkeyFlaps: He's six-EIGHT?
jqiu21: whats the command for decklists
DigitalSeahorse: I like Adam's shirt
NexusVoxx: !decklists
CrookedSidewalks: Gritty is staring into my soul :O
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
thraximore: dank
o0sk_ren0o: Madness! I have a killer R/B madness deck for modern
DigitalSeahorse: Adam's shirt lrrDARK lrrHEART
MilkInBag: sleeved jank PogChamp
o0sk_ren0o: You get em Cam
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
NexusVoxx: cam is winning
TheWarbo: Cam deck names are always great
LRRbot: Cinder Barrens | Land | Cinder Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Mornish: that's the best deck name ever
NickTheDM: I made a mono-red madness deck a while back to try and make tibalt not an active detriment to play
Genderi: Yes there is :(
Mewyabby: Remember kids: educate agitate organize
UnknownGerm: there's at least 2
loki_lxix: there is
eggsucculent: very very upsey
l0gin4me: Akoum Refuge
Izhuark: pretty sure there is
ArcOfTheConclave: there are 2
bradlby: bloodfell caves
josh_le_crafter: ooh, dual lands?
ayirbudd: there is 2
Izhuark: wow nice
LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
azureHaights: @MaxTurkeyFlaps This here is Big Adam, he's six-foot-eight and you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
frozenphoenix7: There's 2
MuffinsOnAHill: There's always a gain land
Ukon_vasara: if merfolk is fish, would minotaurs just be beef?
TehAmelie: m'looter
theonlyangelx: m'looter
Genderi: Ah, they didn't Have
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theonlyangelx: Beans Ulmer
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: katesBeans katesBeans katesBeans katesBeans
eggsucculent: very upset adam is not playing morphs :(
e_bloc: someone's getting fisted
Justin_Bailey: so, this is technically surf vs turf?
Willbrannon: Yeah there is two in each color combos
loki_lxix: lrrSCOOP
LRRbot: Dimir Guildgate | Land — Gate | Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
josh_le_crafter: he about to fist ya
Rockario: Also, discard outlet
Genderi: This is very spicy
TehAmelie: beef bs feesh
Redhot19: basically thalia
Izhuark: also known one of the not bad minotaur.
NickTheDM: @eggsucculent I read that as moths and now I want moth tribal
TehAmelie: *beef vs feesh
Izhuark: as one*
Freshly_Toasted: Moth Tribal would be awesome
darthinvaderix: ~ 10 cards per deck
m0nkeyrama: Thanks Paul <3
Juliamon: surf vs turf
NexusVoxx: non-singleton formats do not compute
thundershot879: um sir I don't think that full art mountain is within your budget Kappa
PiGuy2000: The minotaur beats have begun!
phorrestgaze: drop a card
LRRbot: Ragemonger [1BR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Minotaur spells you cast cost {B}{R} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
mastershake29x: paul rocks, and since i just got to watch it today, was awesome in friday nights as well
lorenautas: here they come, y'all
Rockario: RB Minotaur Discard Madness is legit, IIRC
DigitalSeahorse: kitty!
Strixxay: where is the loading time for when you guys were building the decks?
KingOfDoma: My buddy Ragemonger!!!!
r10pez10: mongers are weird
TehAmelie: how many basic lands would you say are sitting around the Moonbase? thousands?
incredulouspasserby: That's a weird cost reduction and I like it
Izhuark: i didn't even know this card existed...
LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
UnknownGerm: surprised ben isn't running didgeridoo
Genderi: What a draw!
SpookyScary0_0: minotaur edgewalker :o
Izhuark: 1 mana doom blade hype !
tenthtechpriest: that 6 mana front cost tho
darthinvaderix: oh right madness is ancient
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
UnknownGerm: fair enough
asthanius: Also digeridoo is oddly expensive
the_bananarchist: that backwater sure is dismal
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
BMaC_13: What time is the highlander championship on Sunday?
msuyer508: Why the hell does that cost 6?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @LoadingReadyRun, I'm assuming they didn't have to buy basic lands?
untidy_joseph: Is the overlay bouncey for anyone else?
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
thegatherers: Why isn't Cam running Jace, the Mindsculptor?
bradlby: value overwhelming
NexusVoxx: @msuyer508 cause usually it costs 1
tytycoon: Did you get your cards from your LGS?
MilkInBag: is this an infinite combo? OpieOP
Altoguy16499: Cam just running value.dek
m0nkeyrama: Daaang, cam's got the value
josh_le_crafter: or because grabbing it uses 50% of your budget
Genderi: This is Very tasty, cam
Mewyabby: Is this "Powerful Nothing?"
r10pez10: hahaha wow
asthanius: @thegatherers It doesn't make him discard Kappa
s0ggymilk: is cameron playing a legacy deck
Smoke108: YellowJacket @tytycoon
Decaped: So, over under on Cam decking himself
loki_lxix: madness achieved
Izhuark: Quick checkup chat. I don't remember, does madness allow you to play sorceries at instant speed ?
Noodles_15: Yes
Mehayo: Yes it does
NexusVoxx: @Izhuark yes
jubale1: yes
Izhuark: thanks
timiam: Sure does
tytycoon: @Smoke108 I love me some YJ
Willbrannon: Was it 20 Canadian or US? I’m really curious
hidingbox: Jace is like 700% of the budget lol
Dr_fragenstien: were booster pack free game, or was it just singles?
NexusVoxx: CAN
mastershake29x: @Willbrannon canadian
MilkInBag: CAN
r10pez10: twenty loomies
timiam: I assume Canadian since it was at YJ
frozenanjel: 20 Canadian rupees
darthinvaderix: moo moo choo choo
Willbrannon: Cool
msuyer508: @nexusvoxx true, but 6? Was doom blade with upside so busted that it needed a 4 upshift in cost?
BMaC_13: What time is the canlander championship on Sunday?
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
TheManaLeek: @Izhuark Anything that tells you to cast it *now* doesn't care about timing
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Willbrannon Based on the vid I'd have to say Canadian since they showed the checkout till
sir_jack_DB: lrrCOW
secretbranch: Cow Cow Train, MOO MOO
timiam: @r10pez10 Or 10 toonies!
DigitalSeahorse: Canadian loonies :P feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto
tenthtechpriest: right! the effect!
Rockario: Twenty of the currency accepted at a Victoria comic shop
bluddragon1: Cameron ready to get hurlooned?
Izhuark: Thanks again y'all ^^
josh_le_crafter: Fist fist fist fist!!!!
Genderi: Ben wondering why 4 is theortically possible
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
mastershake29x: highlander champ is noon pacific / 3:00 P eastern tomorrow
silvalunae: oh god mana burn
BMaC_13: What time is the canlander championship on Sunday?
Genderi: Gurmangler
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The question is which one of you will die after doing nothing.
MilkInBag: LUL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it's on Saturday @bmac_13
MilkInBag: powerful magic
TehAmelie: Gurgrmrgrgr
timiam: @BMaC_13 This channel, and it's tomorrow.
LoadingReadyRun: so for USA folks, these are closer to $15 USD decks
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
m0nkeyrama: "Powerful"
BMaC_13: What time?
Izhuark: secretly merfolk tribal
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
LRRbot: Nagging Thoughts [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Madness {1}{U}
timiam: Noon pacific time
mastershake29x: @BMaC_13 noon moonbase time
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
dylanbbb: Cam has powerful madness
NexusVoxx: i cant believe you've done this
Genderi: no loot in response? :(
mynameisjeffkoz: magma jet is honestly a very good card
MilkInBag: interacting with the board? what is this, a pro tour?
timiam: Cameron "Mad Lad" Lauder
DigitalSeahorse: I still pick dual lands when I can if there's nothing that catches my eye as being a top dollar card in draft
Willbrannon: Ben are you playing cavern of souls? 😂
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
darthinvaderix: what version of magma jet was that?
dylanbbb: only costs 2 Ben
tytycoon: 2 mana ben!
Kykiwi: 2 mana ben
m0nkeyrama: Oh man, my friend used to run minotaurs, they can pop off
o0sk_ren0o: I love this card. I actually have Mino Tribal as a real modern deck
josh_le_crafter: so stronk
lorenautas: mi no taus
tenthtechpriest: to shreds you say
lorenautas: mi no taurs
loki_lxix: the other land came in taped
ArcOfTheConclave: what about the madness counterspell?
secretbranch: 1000 Viewers!!!!
coppersandles: Will there be a non-winner round tonight?
Freshly_Toasted: Minotauurs
MilkInBag: !card circular logic
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
UnknownGerm: the madness counterspell is so bad
e_bloc: !card edgewalker
LRRbot: Edgewalker [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Cleric spells you cast cost {W}{B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
darthinvaderix: speaking of logic knot...
NexusVoxx: Edgewalker was the other one
asthanius: !card Edgewalker
LRRbot: Edgewalker [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Cleric spells you cast cost {W}{B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.
SpookySpaghooti: What decks did everyone end up making? Missed the end of the beginning cuz I had a fire alarm go off
Noodles_15: !card edgewalker
r10pez10: @coppersandles it usually depends how fast the games go, so maybe?
darthinvaderix: deep
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: God, I want to see if my school will give me a budget for the Magic club I run to try something like this....
tytycoon: Shouldn't he take 5? does the ragemonger pump itself?
Noodles_15: Deep Anal
ayirbudd: @coppersandles that usually depends on how long the games go
r10pez10: !decklists
MilkInBag: deep 9
Genderi: The What?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
asthanius: lololololol
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
frozenanjel: lolololololololol
Genderi: ah
sir_jack_DB: lolololololol
coppersandles: @r10pez10 Thanks
Freshly_Toasted: ecks dee
Theycallmejokke: We're adults :D
silenceaux: Plant that flag... Deep in the analysis
josh_le_crafter: vomits
enkor2113: is this 60 card?
loki_lxix: plant your flag in deep anal?
Izhuark: Sadness.waw
msuyer508: Lmaoooooo xdddd
sir_jack_DB: roffle
DigitalSeahorse: plants his flag pole deeply into that one :D
NihilismRacoon: Deep Anal Y Sis
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏 ResidentSleeper
ninja_theory_ashrams: plant flag in deep anal
timiam: @enkor2113 Yes
Dr_fragenstien: cam's deck name turns out to be accurate Kappa
rennz17: Hi chat
Smoke108: An analyst/therapist?
NexusVoxx: uuuuuuuuuh
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
timiam: Tobias Funke, Analrapist
DigitalSeahorse: pls no rapist jokes
Noodles_15: Cam is dead
spidercat99: are there lists?
secretbranch: I see we've moved on to the second part of the deckname
secretbranch: !decklists
tenthtechpriest: MATH IS HARD
Altoguy16499: math!
Freshly_Toasted: numbers, how do they work?
Tartarga: Math is for blockers.
Noodles_15: wait math
Ukon_vasara: math: not even once
silvalunae: math is for blockers oh wait
Aarek: sergeCounting
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ArcOfTheConclave: masaeBrainfart illAdvised sergeCounting
UnknownGerm: Hired goons?
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
m0nkeyrama: Math is for.... paul?
NexusVoxx: this is your brain on math
Willbrannon: Cam was the only person to math wrong
tytycoon: the almost scoop do something?
r10pez10: subtotal-counting vs individual-counting
TheWarbo: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3276: "I literally can't math and Ouendan at the same time." —Heather [2016-08-21]
weff47: hello!
LRRbot: Nagging Thoughts [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Madness {1}{U}
TehAmelie: can we call that ability "solid fuel firebreathing"?
Rockario: No, Matt shot the video from before
silvalunae: believe in the heart of the cards cameron!
ninja_theory_ashrams: ah the old both people saying the same thing differently, just like a real mtg game
Noodles_15: I prefer Steiner Math
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Kykiwi: OH
drfox17: math is easy, you were all mathing the same, but were englishing to each other wrong :D
tenthtechpriest: lrrHAM
r10pez10: whew
silenceaux: Cameron appears to have resolved a threat
Genderi: The nut!!
Smoke108: He got there
tytycoon: discard outlet for madness?! Madness!
p_johnston: that is spicy.
LRRbot: Gorgon Recluse [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/4] | Whenever Gorgon Recluse blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Madness {B}{B}
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
Martinkaca: Where can I buy a $20 Kitchen Table? Or is that part of the challenge?
SpookySpaghooti: so Cam can do that at instant speed?
Genderi: zombinboline!
tenthtechpriest: BRANES
Ukon_vasara: seabatTROG
Blasteg: Powerful magic!
Izhuark: Brain ?
meisbored: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: slow deathtouch seabatTROG
howlinglotus: comeback time?
Rockario: Like, fear-touch? Not really
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
Altoguy16499: were tokens included in deck cost? Kappa
NexusVoxx: !ng
dylanbbb: Pretty sure Cam is still going to lose
NexusVoxx: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
secretbranch: Adam, do you have a deckname? Working on the poll for next round.
TehAmelie: i was just gonna ask that
dylanbbb: Double pump
meisbored: oof
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
tenthtechpriest: OOF
TehAmelie: just straight murder
Izhuark: the lord still dies right ?
ContingentCat: @secretbranch iirc Adam's deck is just "adam's deck"
wolf2012pack: that's not a happy overlay
rzrdrgn: Most foul
azureHaights: Calm down there Decked Builder
SpookySpaghooti: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
m0nkeyrama: !decklists
theonlyangelx: hey chat, daily reminder to take your meds when you're supposed to
Mornish: wait why not just discard to the minotaur for 7?
Genderi: damage happens first!]
Wonderdoc: Couldnt Ben just discard 2 to the unblocked guy?
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TehAmelie: if it's in a minotaur deck does it become moorder?
Reachkid1: I keep reading Ben’s deck name as balls on parade
LRRbot: Deathbellow Raider [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | Deathbellow Raider attacks each combat if able. / {2}{B}: Regenerate Deathbellow Raider.
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Genderi: What happened to the +1/+1?
darthinvaderix: the lord dies at the end of combat
azureHaights: Would you like to brewing deck BERSERKER
darthinvaderix: it should still be alive for damage
Genderi: cam takes one more damage?
dylanbbb: The lord doesn't die until after damage has been dealt
Himyul: flashback deep anal for the lols?
tenthtechpriest: powerful nothing!
stateofcomatose: So aggressive Been lol
gustafsonk: The lord doesnt have trample
secretbranch: That's just because James put it on TappedOut for Adam
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ben benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
darthinvaderix: yes it does
NihilismRacoon: Didn’t Ben have a fanatic in hand?
darthinvaderix: @gustafsonk
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
Genderi: cam takes one less damage then
Freshly_Toasted: ben's won this round anyway
zarbit: Lord does trample
EverestMagnus: Can someone tell me what time the Highlander Tournament is tomorrow?
NexusVoxx: noon pacific
TehAmelie: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, the $20 Kitchen Table Challenge! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (41m ago).
silenceaux: iirc, transforming Voldaren Pariah makes your opponent also sacrifice 3 creatures
Akaiatana: @EverestMagnus https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
dylanbbb: Ben should have been able to win last turn anyway... the burning fist had 3 power, he had the mana to activate it twice for 7 damage
Leafwind104: Yeah cam should be at 2
Martinkaca: So 3pm eastern
DigitalSeahorse: highlander too :O
UnknownGerm: silenceaux correct
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Izhuark: The sudoku strat
sstovers: He can flashback and draw two cards right now @cameron
Genderi: No no, other way around@
TehAmelie: Cam is better than the terminator because he can self-terminate
Rockario: We've got heckbent, that's something
BMaC_13: Who's all playing and what decks are they playing?
ArcOfTheConclave: now he can't pay 3 life
Genderi: The lord shouldn't have trampled any
Izhuark: literally kill yourself by doing too much sudokus.
dylanbbb: The lord had trample
Dr_fragenstien: now cam can't even pay life to die :(
LRRbot: Fanatic of Mogis [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [4/2] | When Fanatic of Mogis enters the battlefield, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red.
r10pez10: !players
LRRbot: 2019-02-01: Our players tonight: Adam, Cameron, Alex, and Ben!
hidingbox: Where's the Think Twices?
Genderi: @LoadingReadyRun Cam should have been at 4!
azureHaights: "Hail Mary," says the guy 17 ahead
viridimayai: I love the hell out of Cam's deck
drfox17: i like ben's deck
MilkInBag: fanatic of MOOgis
muddboy87: go to sideboard
dylanbbb: !card rageblood shaman
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
Genderi: Lord shouldn't have trampled, cam should have had two more life
sstovers: Cam could have drawn two cards last turn with flashback
Himyul: it's pronounced fanatic of Mogees!
Genderi: I'm wrong!
BMaC_13: what are alex and adam playing?
Genderi: Ignorme me
Baldrash: Where did Adam get that excellent Gritty shirt?
s0ggymilk: this is such a cool idea btw I love watching this <3
ContingentCat: !decklist
Rivulatus_: just nticed Adams shirt, it is a neat shirt.
muddboy87: lord has trample and gives trample
Genderi: All good, false alarm
KingOfDoma: Ben is basically playing my RB minotaurs deck.
Crashzxs: is gary in theros?
m0nkeyrama: A fan at pax unplugged @Baldrash
Genderi: Sorry for the panic
Fantusta: aww yeah Gritty
m0nkeyrama: yes
secretbranch: Adam, do you have a proper deckname?
Willbrannon: Triple theros is insane. The other two sets were not good IMO
MilkInBag: fall of the hammer gg
hoktauri: I have a Zur commander deck that's all enchantment creatures, I love constellation
Leafwind104: Yeah!
TheMicah21: si
m0nkeyrama: good old gary
CapnRobert: yes!
silenceaux: I had fun
Genderi: That was fun!
Theycallmejokke: Lotsa a fun!
TheOlRazzle: sure did
tenthtechpriest: benginTry
Enmity777: yes
sstovers: Thats the point lol
The_Crab_Goddess: yeah you would be ded
TehAmelie: so, can we agree the sacrifice a card to gain power ability should be called "solid fuel firebreathing"?
Leafwind104: Yeah game doesn't let you flashback to kill yourself
The_Crab_Goddess: also hello!
Noodles_15: You could at 3
Izhuark: You can't tell me if i have fun or not. You're not my dad !
thegatherers: do it, send a message
l0gin4me: you can cast at 3
Baldrash: @m0nkeyrama Ah, that tracks since it was in Philly.
dylanbbb: You can if you have the exact life to pay
ninja_theory_ashrams: I can't wait for return to Theros, and see a golden masked Elspeth
zacharyisom: Fun is being had
incredulouspasserby: My favorite thing on Arena when I am going to lose anyway is to play a shockland untapped at 2 life
Leafwind104: I think you can tap Ancient Tomb to kill yourself though, since it technically deals damage
Altoguy16499: you can pay life till you're AT 0, but you can't pay life PAST 0
Dr_fragenstien: you can't pay lid\fe you don't have, so if you go to 0 you can die to your own cards
Herby_Dantastic: yes, have had fun here
jubale1: if you like drawing cards all the time Verity Circle is a thingp.
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
silenceaux: If he had gotten Zombie Infestation one turn earlier, probably could have made it?
LRRbot: Cinder Barrens | Land | Cinder Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
r10pez10: go cam!
TheAwkes: If a card says pay life you need at least that much life, if acard says it deals damage or you lose life you'
Jikaran: The best thing about paying life is when you try to use your fetch land but have a platinum empirion out
TheAwkes: re good to dome yourself out.
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
bob_baggins: is this the new set?
howlinglotus: Flame Rift is a fun one to go out on if you can take others with you
DigitalSeahorse: blue black is good for being on toes
SpookySpaghooti: @bob_baggins yes
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
bob_baggins: ty!
SpookySpaghooti: !card flame rift
LRRbot: Flame Rift [1R] | Sorcery | Flame Rift deals 4 damage to each player.
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Mehayo: Oooooooh!
tenthtechpriest: big play!
ArcOfTheConclave: The clue deck! my first love.
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
r10pez10: zombies online
Genderi: He's here and ready to party!!
Mehayo: Spice coming from every side of the board
BleedingToast: like bens shirt his deck is plaid benginHeart seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: second verse same as the first?
SpookySpaghooti: shouldnt cam be at 17
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
tenthtechpriest: BRANE
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NexusVoxx: braings
DigitalSeahorse: brangs!
dylanbbb: Cam is at 17
azureHaights: Braaaaaaiiiiiins vs. Brawn
The_Crab_Goddess: techno zombs ftw
Genderi: no he's not
dylanbbb: Actually no he gained a life so he is at 18
SpookySpaghooti: whoops!
NexusVoxx: zombie viking
muddboy87: he gained 1
MilkInBag: ban every person saying something wrong
azureHaights: Jets cooled
NexusVoxx: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Baldrash: C'mon Twitch Chat. Be better.
corpocracy: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Noodles_15: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Loonatic93: Zombie Techno Viking!
Latinper6: more like bitch chat
gibbousm: I feel like you could build a pretty decent Pauper deck for $20
r10pez10: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
Dr_fragenstien: tell us how naughty we are :)
loki_lxix: damn chat stop making us look bad
silenceaux: They want to still have a chat tho
DigitalSeahorse: yingyangdong
m0nkeyrama: But chat is always right Kappa
MilkInBag: this is now a ban run OpieOP
Altoguy16499: ban every person saying something wrong? Wouldn't that just be the chat?
drfox17: my jets are hot! mostly because jet engines tend to be quite warm
NexusVoxx: !adam
Genderi: ŋiŋiŋiŋiŋiŋiŋ
hidingbox: Everyone in chat would just get snapped
Baldrash: @gibbousm A casual one for sure. Most of the top-tier decks are $60-120.
UnknownGerm: oh jeez
dylanbbb: They buff each other!
Izhuark: Double the trouble
DigitalSeahorse: slytqDD
Freshly_Toasted: Just slowly ban everybody except 1 person. twitch Chat Royale
LRRbot: Gorgon Recluse [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/4] | Whenever Gorgon Recluse blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Madness {B}{B}
DigitalSeahorse: :O
mynameisjeffkoz: knock knock, open up the door it's shaman // ready to the heady and he's pumping commons
TehAmelie: okay, let's compromise. if you're wrong you get a 10 minute timeout
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrHAM is a condiment Kappa
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Adam, what do you think they are gonna have Asuka do in Wrestlemania, if anything?
m0nkeyrama: Gorgons seabatTROG
gibbousm: I think I'd look at Penny Dreadful for some good decks for this $20 challenge
asthanius: oh my word
asthanius: Cam's hand is GAS
Altoguy16499: the spice is real
Dwinick: Hey beautiful peeps
DigitalSeahorse: I need a gorgon recluce or two
howlinglotus: I like the idea behind this madness
Jikaran: The gorgone dies right? the lord hase base power of 3
sstovers: So many choices xD
Spacecarl: i am excited for this turn
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
r10pez10: formats that aren't singleton wig me out, i play too much EDH!
SamanthaVess: Um
NexusVoxx: lord has 2 power, plus 1 from other lord
Genderi: @Jikaran looks like no
Izhuark: Triple the trouble is not has funny :c
Noodles_15: @gibbousm MTGO and real life prices can vary wildly tho
p_johnston: lord base power is 2
Jikaran: Yeah right it only is 2 D:
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Would a red-white Heroic deck come in under budget? Akroan Hoplite, Phalanx Leader...
ArcOfTheConclave: another rage blood
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
TimeToFry: SeemsGood
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
SpookySpaghooti: @MaxTurkeyFlaps I dont see why not, Theros cards are probably not expensive
Mehayo: Live your dreams!
gsjbuffalo: These decks seem like fun!
m0nkeyrama: Yooooo
MilkInBag: this is it
Freshly_Toasted: YES
viridimayai: OH MAN
Earthenone: yeeeees
NexusVoxx: YES CAM YES
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Jacobontherun1: OOOOF
SamanthaVess: rooWow Got there!
Theycallmejokke: Nice
secretbranch: yeET
Freshly_Toasted: UUUh YES
tenthtechpriest: BIG PLAY
howlinglotus: yikes
Altoguy16499: SO SPICY
silvalunae: DREAM PLAY
drfox17: i don't know what this does!?
loki_lxix: BOOM
NazakYuzak: damnnnnn
LRRbot: Abolisher of Bloodlines (front: Voldaren Pariah) | Creature — Eldrazi Vampire [6/5] | Flying / When this creature transforms into Abolisher of Bloodlines, target opponent sacrifices three creatures.
SpookySpaghooti: WOW
corpocracy: GROSS
zacharyisom: Ive said nothing of politics
r10pez10: yes cam yes
UnknownGerm: POWERFUL MAGIC
SpookySpaghooti: POWERFUL MAGIC
Freshly_Toasted: THE DREEEEAM
l0gin4me: GOT THERE
m0nkeyrama: oof
Rivulatus_: lrrGOAT there, love it going off
meisbored: Siiiick
Strixxay: !decklists
mynameisjeffkoz: lrrSACK lrrGOAT lrrCOW
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @SpookySpaghooti I played that deck during Theros and I was quiet happy with it.
MilkInBag: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BadgerMole0: GO CAM
Baldrash: GOTTEM
TehAmelie: many schools of magic can technically not be used on yourself, so the mages have workarounds. . .
hey_kelvin: PogChamp
tenthtechpriest: ALWAYS HAD IT NEVER NOT HAD IT
sstovers: DAMN
silenceaux: Yep
hidingbox: lrrWOW
dylanbbb: Cam is going off
jonasjonIV: wow
BadgerMole0: FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mehayo: Yaaaaaas
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: this is the run
silvalunae: THAT WAS SO PERFECT
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
r10pez10: holy shiiit
SquirrelLord1111: GOTTEM
Altoguy16499: POWERFUL MAGIC!!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TimeToFry: lrrGOAT
Genderi: p-p-p-p-Powerful
The_Crab_Goddess: daaaaaaaamn
Dwinick: Where's the bullhorn sound effect?
m0nkeyrama: what a swing
The_Crab_Goddess: the plaaaaays
viridimayai: Cam, your deck looks fucking sweer!
maruvici: <message deleted>wtf guys https://imgsup.com/gallery/ScreenShot_034JPG02.jpg
MilkInBag: cam is becoming the aBOSHI of bloodlines
silvalunae: mmmm delicious tmchtmchtmch
LRRbot: Neheb, the Worthy [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Other Minotaurs you control have first strike. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Minotaurs you control get +2/+0. / Whenever Neheb, the Worthy deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
loudwalrus: lrrWOW
ushiikun: Drafted that card so many times, was sad when i didn't draw it.
sstovers: Helping you discard cards xD
NexusVoxx: oh hey there
nin12347: cams deck is popping offfffffffff!!!!!
Noodles_15: LUL
tenthtechpriest: SPICY
Izhuark: lot of text.card
LRRbot: Deathbellow Raider [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | Deathbellow Raider attacks each combat if able. / {2}{B}: Regenerate Deathbellow Raider.
Altoguy16499: ben is heckbent
dylanbbb: Ben needs that murder
SpookySpaghooti: so Ben has a 4/2 and a 4/3 both with first strike
seemsdeece: cam might just let neheb hit him
gibbousm: If Ben casts a Skewer the Critics targeting Cameron, is it "One card in Cam"?
WowoT: neheb isn't indestructible correct?
TehAmelie: can you really be Heckbent if you didn't say "Uno" when you went down to one card?
MilkInBag: he's not
r10pez10: yeah, he ain't a god
SpookySpaghooti: @WowoT nope, wrong Neheb
SpookySpaghooti: !card Neheb the Eternal
LRRbot: Neheb, the Eternal [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [4/6] | Afflict 3 / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
tenthtechpriest: only knows attack. doesn't know love
Mattmitchell45: That Abolisher did not MEAN WELL
Willbrannon: Attacking with the gorgon means ben would’ve been dob. So we could see the dob!
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Izhuark: wait what ?
NexusVoxx: bwuh?
NexusVoxx: oh okay
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
Altoguy16499: THE PLAYS!
MilkInBag: this will be such a blowout
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: is theis when cam plays a 'target player draws' sell on ben?
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
NexusVoxx: lul
Izhuark: XD
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Dwinick: LOOOOOL
tenthtechpriest: OOF
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyy
BadgerMole0: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zacharyisom: Sing moar dido,she's moar classic
RomanGoro: Make him have it
secretbranch: OMG
wolf2012pack: the double!
silvalunae: yoooooooooooo
r10pez10: bwee
eye_h_bar: POWERFUL MAGIC
seemsdeece: yoooooo
shurtal: the same voldaren pariah
chickenace11: nice
hidingbox: lrrFINE
RomanGoro: Powerful cheap magic!
TehAmelie: "storm count is 5"
Kykiwi: XD
rogerivany: That seems good
Daken1993: Deja Vu
BadgerMole0: POWERFUL MAGIC
KerbalDyne: WHOA
timiam: Cameron that was beautiful
Theycallmejokke: :D
secretbranch: GG
BloodForTheCorelab: wow
Obsolete2885: lol cam
jonasjonIV: that was so cool
viridimayai: POWERFUL MAGIC
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
NexusVoxx: love it cameron
MilkInBag: that was powerful magic
SpookySpaghooti: !deck
tenthtechpriest: POWERFUL
dylanbbb: Cameron was great
silvalunae: niiiiiice
Dwinick: Cameron has arrived
BadgerMole0: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE
DigitalSeahorse: :D
thraximore: It's so beautiful
Altoguy16499: that is Cam's happy face
Genderi: Cam! This deck is so good!!
WowoT: WOW
The_Crab_Goddess: OHHHHHHHH
WowoT: THAT WAS GREAT
Nefarious_Ned: That was gooooooood.
Freshly_Toasted: the double pariah!!
BadgerMole0: We ride, shiny in chrome
eye_h_bar: This is the Voldaren Pariah dream
hidingbox: real magic
TheMicah21: Sick plays there Cam
sstovers: Deck is fun if you can get those enchantments
loki_lxix: So you want to dance with Madness?
silvalunae: cameron's deck did it's thing, so well
Willbrannon: That was awesome
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP lrrAWESOME
muddboy87: going to game 3
darthinvaderix: madness control
m0nkeyrama: Solid round one
zrholt: Nice! The madness stuff is hilarious
seemsdeece: holy fudge cam
outsidethemox: Lived the dream!
WeedenProject: As much as I want to root for the minotaurs, Cam's is unspeakably rad
lizzietwoshoes: I want to play Cam's deck so bad
nin12347: YEAH CAMMMMM!!!!!!! GOT THERE!!!!!
gamercat88: what round are we on?
UnknownGerm: turns out, free discard is a very abusable mechanic
NexusVoxx: 1
jitterbeans: Do we have lists tonight?
Chandroid2000: now this is budget magic
NickTheDM: @lizzietwoshoes Well luckily it wont cost you much. Haha
RomanGoro: !dechlists
silvalunae: this could be a challenger pack between these two decks at this point tbh
wolf2012pack: @lizzietwoshoes it's only $20! Kappa
RomanGoro: !decklists
Noodles_15: !card Deep Fiend
LRRbot: Elder Deep-Fiend [8] | Creature — Eldrazi Octopus [5/6] | Flash / Emerge {5}{U}{U} / When you cast this spell, tap up to four target permanents.
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Redhot19: I have found a new legacy deck for the scg open tomorrow
chickenace11: i have one in my commander deck
MilkInBag: the crowd was applauding
corpocracy: Wark Wark
Izhuark: Omedeto !
tenthtechpriest: congratulations
silenceaux: You probably had other creatures, which were tapped down by Elder Deep-Fiend
timiam: congratulations
NexusVoxx: condragulation
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏
Loonatic93: I am so sad that Ben doesn't have the Blargent in his deck.
silvalunae: congrulations
TehAmelie: it's a long road, when you're on your own♫
Ubiki: then a man walked in and gave him $100 that man? albert einstien
thraximore: burger music played, everyone clapped and gave cam 20 bucks
josh_le_crafter: congradyulations
captainpie_00: y'all gotta play secret Hitler again
ayirbudd: just wanna say that everyone looks great tonight. even you chat lrrDARK
Altoguy16499: volderan pareinstein
ADTalks: cam isn't running murderous compulsion?! what madness? :)
Maddrius: Love paul harvey
MilkInBag: old man savidan
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Hey Adam, resolve the discussion from earlier: How tall are you?
Izhuark: @ayirbudd <3
m0nkeyrama: Wooooow
SamanthaVess: But do you know... the Whole Story™
darnick: @adam! I KNOW THAT
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Paul Harvey!
silvalunae: pfffff
MilkInBag: get shitted on Adam LUL
meisbored: i was expecting "The Whole Story"
silvalunae PAPS EVERYONE
argusthecat: Ben's the most aggressive active listener I've ever seen
Erudite_Cynic: Paul Harvey
Theycallmejokke: Fight, fight, fight! ;P
Freshly_Toasted: the raw sass
josh_le_crafter: oof
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
secretbranch: hit em with the BACK IN MY DAY
zacharyisom: LANGUAGE BEN!
Koshindan: seabatHITBOX
tenthtechpriest: adam savaged-an
Rockario: At the very least, we have Paul's "Whole Story" sketches
josh_le_crafter: double dunk
MilkInBag: adam is 6'40''
LRRbot: Dimir Guildgate | Land — Gate | Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
cheetoJack: Adam is 10ft 15in tall
NexusVoxx: ggg
LRRbot: Deathbellow Raider [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | Deathbellow Raider attacks each combat if able. / {2}{B}: Regenerate Deathbellow Raider.
Genderi: It's RNA limited!
gamercat88: Adam i thought you were 6'9"
ADTalks: !card murderous compulsion
LRRbot: Murderous Compulsion [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. / Madness {1}{B}
Defrost: @cheetoJack can't teach that
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Altoguy16499: Minotaurs tend to be 2/3 because of Hurloon minotaur iirc
frozen_scythe: OMG I MASE IT TO A LEE STREAM???!!!!!!!!
zacharyisom: Is that shoot 6'2 or is that your in-ring height?
frozen_scythe: Lrr
MaxTurkeyFlaps: My friend's email is FourFoot32 @ _____.com.
frozen_scythe: I'm dumb
MilkInBag: @frozen_scythe are you ok
JDMan94: "He can't keep getting away with this." "He's getting away with it!"
frozen_scythe: Probably not
LRRbot: Neheb, the Worthy [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Other Minotaurs you control have first strike. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Minotaurs you control get +2/+0. / Whenever Neheb, the Worthy deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
NexusVoxx: wuhoh
Altoguy16499: a neheby boi?
Rockario: Minotaurs seems to switch between "2/3 for 3 with upside" and "2/3 for 3 with downside"
ninjaspinner: Thinking
ninjaspinner: Oops
NexusVoxx: :thinkdorm:
thegatherers: wow, you guys are so old
LRRbot: Cinder Barrens | Land | Cinder Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
ninjaspinner: Andre The Giant was 7'4 on a Box :p
LRRbot: Gorgon Recluse [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/4] | Whenever Gorgon Recluse blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Madness {B}{B}
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
TheMicah21: Undertaker is 6'7, but the say he is a hair under 7 foot
fastbondstripminecrucible: true island good card
NexusVoxx: a really tall hair
ninjaspinner: 6'10 299 To be exact Micha
Erudite_Cynic: And you can’t teach that
dylanbbb: You always have a chance to respond
Altoguy16499: god, Cam's deck just goes off if it gets Zombie Infestation
thegatherers: @TheMicah21 its a really big hair
TheManaLeek: Both players have to pass doing nothing to pass a phase
hidingbox: Ben has
NexusVoxx: you cant move to blocks unless both players want to
Rivulatus_: Activate Zombie infestation, that seems like such a fun thing to say
Altoguy16499: JUDGE!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: SERGE!
e_bloc: phases don't change until both people pass priority
MilkInBag: yes you have priority during attack step
Kykiwi: yea ben has it
Noodles_15: lrrJUDGE
Leafwind104: Yeah before phases change
Daken1993: ben can act before blocks
tenthtechpriest: lrrJUDGE
corpocracy: Yes, Ben has priority
dylanbbb: It isn't till Ben passes priority that the phase changes
TheManaLeek: So Ben has a chance to respond
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
cakeflavo: judge!
ArcOfTheConclave: yes ben can kill it
gamercat88: lrrJUDGE
bainard656: Cam took an action, so both players get priority again
tytycoon: yes you have priority when the stack empties
Willbrannon: Ben has priority
Mornish: yes Ben has priority before blocks
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
m_logan2000: tap land ben
TheMicah21: BIg Cass is 6'9 but the blarted "He's 7 feet tall" constantly when he was on TV
Earthenone: !card mental mistep
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheMicah21: they*
loki_lxix: still a 2 for one
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
NexusVoxx: nebeb
Dwinick: Is Cam's mic muffled?
TehAmelie: the imperial measuring system is messed up is what i'm hearing
Type_One___: cheer100
Willbrannon: Does neheb has first strike
m0nkeyrama: Yes
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
Altoguy16499: how many cards does Ben have in hand?
Willbrannon: Then ben gets in for two more damage
LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
Rockario: I was going to say "6'9 is only 1 inch away, so it's not too bad" then remembered how feet work
MalBeam: neheb gives other minotaurs first strike
Willbrannon: Because they discard before the other minotaur does damage
Willbrannon: Oh good call
superkooky: Wouldn’t Neheb have caused the discard during first strike, causing the other Minotaur to have been pumped last turn.
Rockario: Ben's heckbent!
dylanbbb: They all have first strike
Ubiki: Neheb give minotaurs first strike
m0nkeyrama: Super lord :o
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
tytycoon: discard?
KennyMorgan: discard?
silenceaux: Brutal
Zalbin: Powerful Magic
dylanbbb: The other minotaur is actually a 4/3
MaxTurkeyFlaps: A baron? A duke? A marquis?
l0gin4me: neheb trigger?
corpocracy: Discard?
aedriel91: those zombos should be superdead XD
m0nkeyrama: WakeUpSuper lord seabatTROG
Leafwind104: and you both discard
Koshindan: He's a Lordy Lord.
bainard656: discard trigger
lordinkdeath27: discard ben
Altoguy16499: quick. Cast ancestral recall on Ben forcing him to draw 3 cards
LRRbot: Nagging Thoughts [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Madness {1}{U}
zacharyisom: Say this in Zach D's voice "BULLS ON THE PLAY"
MilkInBag: Neheb is such a waste of a good commander
zacharyisom: because seriously! He's housin'
Genderi: Could we see neheb again?
silvalunae: super casual
SpookySpaghooti: !card Neheb the Worthy
LRRbot: Neheb, the Worthy [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Other Minotaurs you control have first strike. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Minotaurs you control get +2/+0. / Whenever Neheb, the Worthy deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
hidingbox: why no analysis?
ADTalks: neheb doesn't have first strike
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: GP: Alex' kitchen?
SpookySpaghooti: Neheb does
dylanbbb: Yes he does
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
ulexarX: Neheb came back as an eternal, so he's a bit messed up
SpookySpaghooti: !card Neheb the Eternal
LRRbot: Neheb, the Eternal [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [4/6] | Afflict 3 / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
SpookySpaghooti: the second Neheb doesnt
LRRbot: Kragma Warcaller [3BR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Minotaur creatures you control have haste. / Whenever a Minotaur you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Genderi: !card neheb the worthy
LRRbot: Neheb, the Worthy [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Other Minotaurs you control have first strike. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Minotaurs you control get +2/+0. / Whenever Neheb, the Worthy deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
hoktauri: Neheb the Eternal is amazing in my Firesong deck
tenthtechpriest: !card logic knot
ADTalks: oh that's weird, why doesn't he just have the line of text all minotaurs have first strike? lol
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
NexusVoxx: @ADTalks cause otherwise noobs will get confused on whether he hits himself
Izhuark: And you technically can sudoku yourself
stateofcomatose: Cam even if you don't win this game, you won the moral victory by playing with sweet cards you like and making it work
lizzietwoshoes: @adtalks wizards thought that would be too confusing
ADTalks: you can pay exactly 3 life :)
Leafwind104: Regenerate removes it from combat yeah?
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
FadedOverseer: regenerate
MalBeam: Regen
Loonatic93: Adam, do you think they're gonna have Asuka defend her title at Elimination Chamber?
dylanbbb: regenerate ben
Altoguy16499: poor Cam
Kykiwi: Rip
pktt: Poor cam
Kykiwi: GGS
Earthenone: ben even wore the shirt for his deck
Mornish: regeneration?
ArcOfTheConclave: deathbellow has text
Earthenone: thats commitment
pktt: Deck had some super cool ideas going on
MilkInBag: neheb is a hell of a card
Syphoid7: GG lrrAWESOME
silenceaux: Well, game two you kinda had your boot on Ben's throat...
zacharyisom: POWERFUL NOTHING!
NexusVoxx: Abolisher of Bloodlines
m0nkeyrama: The games were interesting
KingOfDoma: Eh. okay with missing the regen. He was dead already
Koshindan: I love this format because it uses all those decks that weren't quite good enough to see play.
m0nkeyrama: Nice job, guys!
pktt: Too bad he couldn't get his hands on more tortured existence, that card is an absolute house in a madness deck.
TehAmelie: remember that movie with the tagline "everyone has an identical doppelganger, and if you meet yours, be prepared to run, because you'll have to fight to the death, and your doppelganger is always tougher than you"?
secretbranch: Next Poll Is Live!!!: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349825
stateofcomatose: Sweet decks gentlemen
drfox17: i gotta say, I like this aggro stuff, it feels like sabre fencing
Dwinick: to the death
m0nkeyrama: Pillow fight? :o
NexusVoxx: @TehAmelie dont know it, but how is it identical if it's stronger than me?
SpookySpaghooti: about how long should the break be?
MilkInBag: see you tomorrow
drfox17: you win if you slam a sword into your opponent's face. you lose if you don't!
TehAmelie: that was my thought as well when i saw it when i was 12
Dwinick: @m0nkeyrama that would be amazing
muddboy87: sergeFriend
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m0nkeyrama: LUL I know, right? @Dwinick
Dwinick: what would the LRR rankings be?
Dwinick: I feel like kathleen would be a dark horse of epic proportions
chickenace11: using card kingdom i just built my own deck out of 20 bucks
secretbranch: v o t e p l s: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349825
Kumakaori: herp derp reupped mah sub <<;
TehAmelie: or i might have been thinking "how do you know you're not the one who's the doppelganger of the other guy?"
mastershake29x: @chickenace11 were your prices in american or canadian?
Elail: I think my favourite part of watching streams live is that I get to hear the "I just pirated something in 2008" music
chickenace11: american
GreenGod223: when is the Canadian highlander stream tomorrow?
floydisnotpink: i loved the video at the star of the stream so much
Dwinick: That's like 28 bucks @chickenace11 haha
chickenace11: loopholes
Dwinick: xD
mastershake29x: @GreenGod223 noon pacific/moonbase, 3pm eastern
mynameisjeffkoz: song name?
Juliamon: song name is Go For Distance I think
P4r7YG0D: Its from Big giant circles I know that
Izhuark: !decks
UnknownGerm: so for this deck bulding restriction, hard mode is australian dollars?
secretbranch: Quick, Vote Before They're Back: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349825
josh_le_crafter: who ever is updating the lrl channel is super fast
Izhuark: !help
Kumakaori just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Kumakaori subscribed for 19 months in a row!
Kumakaori: 19 months! that's... not 1.5 nor 2, I got nothing! yay kitchen table magic!?
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Genderi: I'd love to see anot-winners bracket!
chickenace11: just use the local currency and you should be ok
darthinvaderix: oh wow what's this banger?
Radyin: Does anyone know why BGC’s LRR theme remixes aren’t in the playlist?
Maddrius: @josh_le_crafter typically Heather these days, and yes
Izhuark: !decklists
Kumakaori: reminds me of granado espada.
Juliamon: josh_le_crafter Matt's been on upload duty while Heather's at home, he's doing a great job!
GreenGod223: @mastershake29x thanks
P4r7YG0D: LOL Adams deck is just "adams deck"
the_canuck_mystic: What music is this?
Izhuark: okay Alex's decks is just 200% sweet
secretbranch: Voting Ends When The Game Starts! https://www.strawpoll.me/17349825
Juliamon: this is a remix of Artifact Hunter by Big Giant Circles
Maddrius: @Juliamon ah! I had missed that update, which makes sense with Heather recovering.
P4r7YG0D: @the_canuck_mystic its from big giant circles thats all i know I don't know his stuff well enough to know which traxck
mastershake29x: @the_canuck_mystic big giant circles is the artist, song name shows on the title screen
m0nkeyrama: James uploaded Adam's deck while adam was streaming boshy today LUL
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks, I didn't realize this was BGC!
m0nkeyrama: THat's probably why there's no name
Mornish: what time is the highlander championship?
the_canuck_mystic: I thought I knew all the BGC that LRR plays :D
DigitalSeahorse: hey hey keep it at 31 69 :P
mastershake29x: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Canadian Highlander Championship (Join members of LoadingReadyRun and the Victoria Highlander community for the top 8 of the 2018 Canadian Highlander championship! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Sat 12:00 PM PST (16:49 from now).
imoutopantsu: !playlist
ayirbudd: i think this is technically a remic of a BGC song
Radyin: !nextdog
dylanbbb: I like how Adam only has 4 lands in his deck according to the decklist
ayirbudd: remix*
incredulouspasserby: Is anyone else getting weird distortion on the music?
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m0nkeyrama: Good old James
m0nkeyrama: Hello
secretbranch: LAST CHANCE. GO VOTE: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349825
NexusVoxx: breaking news, adam is really tall
TehAmelie: halo
Kykiwi: the boiiiss bracket
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheMicah21: ALEX IS BRIAN KENDRICK!?
Aarek: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Izhuark: we forgot that mono-white aggro is at least as easy to build as mono red.
josh_le_crafter: buh?
weff47: let's go Adam seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
howlinglotus: the puns
ninja_theory_ashrams: swing and a miss
TehAmelie: Lead Thallid
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
chickenace11: now the deck name is 10/10
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
odi_odi: no turn 1 step lynx?
silenceaux: OH NO
Kykiwi: oof
NexusVoxx: bonesplitter is ready
Blasteg: turn 1 play PogChamp
asthanius: Plains, Steppe Lynx, go
LRRbot: Golgari Guildgate | Land — Gate | Golgari Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Loonatic93: I have always been partial to Thalid Shooter!
Bigant11: I am rooting for the Saprolings!
DigitalSeahorse: halberd
MuffinsOnAHill: I call my Thallid decks "Thallid Salads"
darthinvaderix: turn 1 cheerios would be scarier
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
sir_jack_DB: turn 1, Ornithopter, pass lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: hal birb
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Is alex playing steppe lynx?
DarkMorford: Loonatic93, thurely it would be a Thallid Thooter.
Bratmon: Just got here. What wonderful "format" am I witnessing?
josh_le_crafter: @bigant11 ba dum tss
phorrestgaze: 5 turn clock starts now
JDuBz2008: why not "Thosssed Thalid"
ADTalks: 5 turns and done
NexusVoxx: @Bratmon $20 casual
ninjaspinner: I LOVE The Crow
pktt: @Bratmon $20 kitchen table bargain bin jank
Izhuark: Nevermore
azureHaights: @JDuBz2008 Thothed Thallid?
UnknownGerm: I need to watch that movie at some point
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
NexusVoxx: moly
JDuBz2008: @azureHaights better
Izhuark: big brain play !
pktt: Holy crap
m0nkeyrama: jesus
KerbalDyne: wuht
ninja_theory_ashrams: just swords and Alex's deck is a tier 2.5 modern deck
tenthtechpriest: this kills the savidan
m0nkeyrama: Alex is bringing the pain
UnknownGerm: jesus, Alex
KerbalDyne: man has a family
Kykiwi: powerfull magic
Bratmon: $20 as in they had a $20 budget, or $20 as in they went to Wallmart and bought $20 of bulk commons?
eye_h_bar: Ooofa doofa
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
silvalunae: strawpoll for this match?
DoodlestheGreat: @pktt, so it's like trashcanlander? lrrHAM
NexusVoxx: the former
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ayirbudd: holy eff alex you monster
ForOhForError: We invented cawblade
SpookySpaghooti: wait why did Alex flash the Plains?
silvalunae: or did i miss it
Altoguy16499: alex is the man with a plan and the plan seems to be you die
pktt: They went to the LGS and picked out cards totalling $20
KerbalDyne: $20 at yellow hacket
ChaoticObserver: @Bratmon 20 dollars at their local LGS
tenthtechpriest: budget, from a single LGS's stock
ADTalks: bubble bobble
dylanbbb: So he could replay the plains
o0sk_ren0o: Bubblebobble? Really?
Juliamon: Bratmon as in they went to YJ with $20 each
Dwinick: Remember that time when Adam had gruul in RNA and crushed everyone?
Bratmon: Okay, thanks.
Earthenone: 20$ as in they had 20$ canadian and went to their locals
Markster981: I sense a disturbance in the bowl
Izhuark: Esper but mono white
ADTalks: damnit alex, STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
mastershake29x: @Bratmon $20 CAD, and the cards had to be available at yellowjacket
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Bratmon, $20 for any non-basic lands
keymaster515: Alex playing half a pauper deck.
Kerrisis: That was Bubble Bobble!
Koshindan: Alex literally created the pauper deck. :x
ArcOfTheConclave: @Bratmon the first one
Rivulatus_: So do thalads have reach?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Kor Skyfisher
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
ferro_man: hell yeah bubble bobble
thegatherers: @Bratmon the starting bit had them in a game store with a 20 budget, going through binders
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti the Skyfisher forces you to bounce a permanent, and he played it back for the 1 more mana to equip
MrTulip: yes it does
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LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
tenthtechpriest: suntail hawk is the 3 legged one
LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Bratmon I mean, for anything EXCEPT basic lands.. Jesus...
m0nkeyrama: oh myy
Dwinick: bubble bobble is the dankest NES game
DigitalSeahorse: axe the birb what the word is
LRRbot: Suntail Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying
chickenace11: why
Ukon_vasara: its a real small griffon
pktt: Birbs
dylanbbb: Alex going off with 2 lands
phorrestgaze: It's like a fox-hawk
Izhuark: I think so, kaladesh fauna is drugged on Aether.
Koshindan: I think that makes it a dragon.
sivakrytos: wings are limbs
Genderi: Alex this is so tasty
m0nkeyrama: Turns out flying aggro is strong
The_Ninjurai: It is almost a grifon
LRRbot: Sporecrown Thallid [1G] | Creature — Fungus [2/2] | Each other creature you control that's a Fungus or Saproling gets +1/+1.
hidingbox: Quick Paul playing Ride of the Valkyries
jonasjonIV: I love two land white decks
Dwinick: <3 Adam
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: dragons need a pregenitor
SpookySpaghooti: WOW
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Good lord.
m0nkeyrama: oof
WilliamJr510: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Kykiwi: Nicuuuuu alex
Fletcherizer: oofsa
Earthenone: !card infest
LRRbot: Infest [1BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Lancer827: hot dang that's some magic
Blasteg: powerful magic from Alex
Theycallmejokke: Yikes indeed
ayirbudd: holy geez wtf alex
Fletcherizer: lrrSCOOP
Rivulatus_: Alex's deck is Violent
JonnyGlitch: Alex you hair looks fabulous!
Dwinick: Plans for next game Adam: "Win"
ADTalks: play this deck in pauper, yowch
Freshly_Toasted: wait
citandy: we do a similar format at my college but we bumped the price up to thirty adds a bit more things you can do such as wraths
KerbalDyne: that was amazin
DoodlestheGreat: Adam's suddenly living in a Hitchcock movie.
corpocracy: Aggro is stronk in this format
Izhuark: I hope my opponent don't draw his cards
SpookySpaghooti: !decklists
Freshly_Toasted: I looked down for 2 minutes and adam loses? Yikes
chickenace11: well we are now destined for a not winners bracket
Cpounce: I looked away what happened
m0nkeyrama: LUL
silvalunae: so far both your decks are my favorites of tonight ouo
e_bloc: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: oh my
Noodles_15: TOS
Enmity777: LUL
NexusVoxx: lewd
Dashiell: cameron
ninja_theory_ashrams: suddenly Adam has bile blight in his deck
josh_le_crafter: excuse?
JonnyGlitch: I have a big deck too Alex
MrTulip: there are wraths in this format, they'e called infest
Genderi: We might have time for a not winners bracket if the second game goes like this too?
josh_le_crafter: umm
josh_le_crafter: TOS?
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NexusVoxx: lrrBEEJ
MaxTurkeyFlaps: DId anyone else just hear Beej laugh?
Hulio826: I like the feel of double sleeving but I hear they're more likely to break @LoadingReadyRun
zacharyisom: get him with the fungus
Dwinick: Spore him
ayirbudd: eclipses shuffle so nice though
SpookySpaghooti: Someone get Prof in here to talk about sleeve quality
Wonderdoc: lrrBEEJ
UnknownGerm: yeah, it screws up the contrast on the art pretty bad
LRRbot: Quest for the Holy Relic [W] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may put a quest counter on Quest for the Holy Relic. / Remove five quest counters from Quest for the Holy Relic and sacrifice it: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, and attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
Altoguy16499: wait, using eclipse sleeves? Are the sleeves more expensive than the decks?
n3ther: NotLikeThis
Izhuark: I don't like the foggy front. Especially because i'm a monster who like foils.
tytycoon: What kind of sleeve on the inside?
dylanbbb: That is bad for Adam
Fletcherizer: Judge! Alex has a better deck than me!
Koshindan: Alex's first nonpauper card!
cakeflavo: why dont they make sleeves that are twice as thick
tenthtechpriest: adam just wanted to come in with fun playing jank and alex comes in with this
m0nkeyrama: Oh god
asthanius: holy shit
LJHero: oof
r10pez10: wow i'm suddenly 14
Bigant11: I doubled sleeved my entire EDH deck, but that was mainly because it became to be worth about 550 dollars.
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
ADTalks: oh my lord, boxxy
asthanius: the memories
ayirbudd: is bonesplitter the holy relic???
thraximore: wait
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhahhhaahha
thraximore: boxxy?
SpookySpaghooti: what the hell is written on those Squad hawks
zacharyisom: adam on actual black mold.... ALEX FOR SHAME!
m0nkeyrama: We might have time for a loser's and winner's bracket
Aztren: who?
StormCountAt19: Did someone knows what sleeves was using ben wheeler on last fnpf?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Earthenone: argentum armor is probboly the holy relic
SpookySpaghooti: WHAT
r10pez10: william hung holy shit
howlinglotus: i love that those were for sale
josh_le_crafter: excuse?
Genderi: Alex :(
dylanbbb: Should have only gotten 2 of them
jonasjonIV: secret madness plan?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Yavimaya Sapherd [2G] | Creature — Fungus [2/2] | When Yavimaya Sapherd enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
ninja_theory_ashrams: a William hung reference WutFace
chickenace11: I love those tokens
m0nkeyrama: The dominaria tokens are so pretty
loki_lxix: die to birbs
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
ADTalks: oh my lord, mentor
NexusVoxx: dang mentor is below a dollar i see
Fletcherizer: birb tribal
Dr_fragenstien: second hand cards with an unknown story is super kitchen table
SpookySpaghooti: how much is Mentor?
NexusVoxx: 0.75
TehAmelie: Mentor of the Week eh
LRRbot: Song of Freyalise [1G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Until your next turn, creatures you control gain "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
TheMicah21: Adam how many Tendershoots are you running? 5?
Bunzillah: so the challange is to make a deck worth total of 20?
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Kykiwi: Oh sppoky
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Adam's shirt is $32, but I must have it.....
Altoguy16499: Wait. That's cheap enough for this format?
darthinvaderix: oh my
Earthenone: a flyer with 2 toughness, hes back in the game!
m0nkeyrama: Come ooon Adam
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
Dwinick: Do vampires grow out of fungus?
Genderi: ooh Song is "until your next turn"
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Loonatic93: Aristospores?
Dwinick: loool
Bigant11: tendershoot dryad is insane in a saproling deck.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !card argentum armor
LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
darthinvaderix: or a wrath
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, Alex's deck is very strong
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
dylanbbb: He has 2 Argentum Armor
Earthenone: always has splitters if he bricks too hard
MrTulip: tendershoot is also 2,5 dollars
LRRbot: Slimefoot, the Stowaway [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [2/3] | Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot, the Stowaway deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
MrTulip: which is probably a dealbreaker
Altoguy16499: green black aristocrats? interesting choice from Adam here
Dr_fragenstien: look at the big drain on this boy
Bigant11: Adam said his deck cost 16 dollars
TehAmelie: The Girl with All the Gifts is a fun little movie that's sort of like vampires but with mutated cordyceps funush. can recommend
chickenace11: i like how slimefoot's first ability is doubled do to effects like dictate of the twin gods
m0nkeyrama: Big Drain Energy
LRRbot: Legion Conquistador [2W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | When Legion Conquistador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Legion Conquistador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
dylanbbb: The song is going to get killed
Dr_fragenstien: galaxy drain
Bigant11: Rip Slimefoot
Izhuark: Are Legion conquistador honorary birbs ?
Genderi: card reader!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I feel like Everyone else came up with something kinda janky and Alex went "I'm gonna build power"
thegatherers: i was really hoping someone would play 59 basics and 1 20 dollar card
e_bloc: I wanna be the boxxy
LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
zacharyisom: Don't lost faith ADAM! George Michael demands that you have faith!
Blasteg: that quest come with free equip?
LRRbot: Spore Swarm [3G] | Instant | Create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
KennyMorgan: yes @Blasteg
ArcOfTheConclave: and trample?
UnknownGerm: and trample!
Jorge4hg: and trample
NexusVoxx: b i g g
dylanbbb: !song of freyalise
Leafwind104: !card Song of Freyalise
LRRbot: Song of Freyalise [1G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Until your next turn, creatures you control gain "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
bradlby: the big salad
Kykiwi: thic boys
AshBurnem: big if true
r10pez10: throng of freyalise
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Jorge4hg: choo choo
evilghola: missed untaping the guildgate by the graveyard adam
dylanbbb: Should have destroyed the song
tehcrashxor: lrrFINE
thraximore: song of freyalise good
Altoguy16499: !card song of freylise
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
tenthtechpriest: WUB WUB WUB
SpookySpaghooti: !card Song of Freyalise
LRRbot: Song of Freyalise [1G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Until your next turn, creatures you control gain "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
Genderi: Alex, remember that they're indestructible!
tenthtechpriest: is it song of the beej drop?
darthinvaderix: in ~ 1/60 games alex draws both armors in his opener
Oneiros96: your Mana under the gy
RakdosDragon88: Adam has a land tapped under his gy
UnknownGerm: A drop so big it gives you and existential crisis
LRRbot: Legion Conquistador [2W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | When Legion Conquistador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Legion Conquistador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
e_bloc: indestructible
Jorge4hg: alex are you ok?
m0nkeyrama: oh noooo
Jikaran: Adam the Song triggers after you draw your card
viridimayai: WOOPS!
loki_lxix: bodied
Clan_Dookie: shadow realm
Blasteg: ouch
tenthtechpriest: OOF
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
MilkInBag: rewind
bradlby: honey no
ninja_theory_ashrams: rewind
Altoguy16499: REKT
Kykiwi: XD
quietazn_: I N D E S T R U C T I B L E
zacharyisom: SHADOW REALM
ayirbudd: thanks cam lol
Loonatic93: Song is real!
jonasjonIV: fun!
NexusVoxx: 9
LJHero: lel
tehcrashxor: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
chickenace11: the song is realy good at the end
AquariumPrime: WHOOOO
LRRbot: Yavimaya Sapherd [2G] | Creature — Fungus [2/2] | When Yavimaya Sapherd enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
NexusVoxx: rip beej
zacharyisom: M-M-M-MIND CRUSH
Dwinick: Stabilized@!
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Izhuark: Release the beej !
SpookySpaghooti: what the fuck was that noice
dylanbbb: You should have killed the song with argentum armor
Rivulatus_: I think Adam might just have this now
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: c'mon loxodon warhammer
m0nkeyrama: What a turn, nicely done, Adam! seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Juliamon: Careful with emote spam please.
unusuallylargemoth: Alex, now is the time to draw your Wrath
Bigant11: this is why i build a saproling deck on arena and I am building a edh saproling deck for paper
unusuallylargemoth: I mean if you have one now is the time to draw it
pktt: Freyalise's song is actually just kinda terrifying
drfox17: do does adam just alpha strike here?
LRRbot: Kor Outfitter [WW] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/2] | When Kor Outfitter enters the battlefield, you may attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
AquariumPrime: Adam "the man" Savadin, and Alex "the boss" Steacy
cakeflavo: that bird is well equippd
SpookySpaghooti: wow Kor Outfitter is good
AquariumPrime: katesWave
jonasjonIV: Go Adam!
drfox17: is alpha strike even possible here?
asthanius: Alex is at virtual 2
darthinvaderix: Adam casts literally overrun
RomanGoro: AquariumPrime Alex was already presented as the man with a plan so I guess that makes Adam Akira Tozawa?
DigitalSeahorse: Go Alex
Genderi: Alex goes to 1?
UnknownGerm: kor outfitter isn't stoneforge, but it ain't bad
JonnyGlitch: 45* tap is superior in every way!
Crowboy101: my saporlinds edh deck https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/1605771#paper
quietazn_: NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: hmm Doubling Season is probably more than $20 eh
Kykiwi: so close
Izhuark: Birb win !
m0nkeyrama: Woof, that one was close
Izhuark: gg !
Genderi: !decklist
mynameisjeffkoz: The Birb Man cometh
dylanbbb: Alex would have been better off if he had killed the song with Argentum Armor
JonnyGlitch: I'm surprised at how powerful all these decks are
tehcrashxor: Was Alex x Adam the first match tonight?
m0nkeyrama: 2nd
dylanbbb: Second match
tehcrashxor: thanks
zacharyisom: Adam playing Green Black is the moral victory
ushiikun: Great game!
JonnyGlitch: nwinners
TehAmelie: the battle for third place!
Dwinick: good try adam <3
Kykiwi: the anti winners?
corpocracy: What a cool format
Genderi: I feel like adam could have benefitted from a stronger sac outlet
NexusVoxx: Wa-Alex
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I thought they agreed no aggro....
Kykiwi: no they agreed on no mone red burn
m0nkeyrama: All depended on what they had in stock at YJ @Genderi
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TehAmelie: ∀∀lex
Bobtheninjagoldfish: meh alex's deck seems worse than burn, tbh.
DigitalSeahorse: ∀lex
gameboy350: Then again every deck is
mattydubs75: Its more imaginative though
Bobtheninjagoldfish: not really, it's white weenie aggro
secretbranch: Don't forget to vote before the break ends!
TehAmelie: see it's a doubleu-pside-down-A
SnowToad: Daddy be proud of me! I drafted a mill deck with a bunch of Persistent Petitioners some quenches and Thought Collapse, I just counter milled my opponent to death in game one he conceded so hard he conceded the entire match.
mattydubs75: I suppose
Izhuark: I think cameron's strategy will have a hard time againt's a non-linear one like adam's. Especially since it have token generation and aristocrats creatures.
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m0nkeyrama: Heyoo
TehAmelie: aloha
Hulio826: Why isn't his deck called Adam SappyDan? @LoadingReadyRun
Genderi: They agreed no rdw @Bobtheninjagoldfish
FadedOverseer: #bronzebracket
m0nkeyrama: Neither deck is aggro
m0nkeyrama: :o
NexusVoxx: Saprodan
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaHype feliciaHype feliciaHype
Theycallmejokke: Time to see if Camrons zombies are vegetarias to
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LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
m0nkeyrama: Daaang Alex bringing in the big guns
Izhuark: It don't use kuldotha anymore i think.
LRRbot: Sporecrown Thallid [1G] | Creature — Fungus [2/2] | Each other creature you control that's a Fungus or Saproling gets +1/+1.
Genderi: !card kuldotha rebirth
LRRbot: Kuldotha Rebirth [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Altoguy16499: the fungus are amongus
NexusVoxx: boros monarch is the common name now
Izhuark: It's more of monarch midrange thing now.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so 3 jank decks and most of a top tier pauper deck.. this was going to end no-other way
Nazarammi: what are the deck building restrictions here? just tuning in and have no idea what format etc
Dr_fragenstien: getting called a nerd my cam hurts much more than I thought it would
SpiffGames: Isn't that an Incubus album title?
DigitalSeahorse: Cameron, so are you! :D
o0sk_ren0o: The Thalliad?
NexusVoxx: @Nazarammi 20$. anything goes except burn
stateofcomatose: Been your card for Friday Nights is absolutely perfect and I love it
ayirbudd: i guess you say Adam is a fun...guy
m0nkeyrama: The same sporecrown thallid?
secretbranch: !decklists
Koshindan: So he gains life with Slimefoot. How about Leafy Gains?
LRRbot: Gorgon Recluse [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/4] | Whenever Gorgon Recluse blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Madness {B}{B}
stateofcomatose: *Ben
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Izhuark: Doesn't the second thalid dies on block ?
Altoguy16499: what set is gorgon recluse from?
LRRbot: Dimir Guildgate | Land — Gate | Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
tenthtechpriest: needs lots of blue but also BB/BBB
Izhuark: og my bad
Izhuark: oh*
NexusVoxx: @Altoguy16499 Time Spiral
gizmofreak1: The thallid shouldn’t have died
Izhuark: I wasn't paying enough attention
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
ArcOfTheConclave: the ability to flash in dudes is very powerfull
CobaltShurikenReborn: its my mana, and i need it now!
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
Genderi: @gizmofreak1 it definitely should have
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
dylanbbb: @gizmofreak1 The recluse kills non-black creatures at the end of combat when it blocks
Altoguy16499: I love how much powerful nothing Cam's deck can do until he gets out the voldaran pariah
gizmofreak1: @dylanbbb oh ok
LRRbot: Golgari Guildgate | Land — Gate | Golgari Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
Daring_Apprentice: Pariah devours Noble?
LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
tenthtechpriest: woof
NexusVoxx: they do
dylanbbb: They got sacrificed
thraximore: whoof
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Genderi: No, it doesn't transform
dylanbbb: It never transforms
m0nkeyrama: well, that was a bit of a blowout
Genderi: Whoof
samb6678: w o o f
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Izhuark: The blow out
JonnyGlitch: OUCH
Jungie26: Nope
silenceaux: oof
thraximore: falkenrath triggers?
MrPolyK: oofda
Leafwind104: It doesn't transform, also cam loses 4 life
CobaltShurikenReborn: greed play was greedy
GreenGod223: ohh noo
dylanbbb: !falkonrath
Daring_Apprentice: Falkenrath abolishes Voldaren
dylanbbb: !card falkenrath
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
JonnyGlitch: scoop at 20?
illmastershogun: falkenrath
Theycallmejokke: Ouch
Genderi: Oofadoofa
Altoguy16499: oofa doofa
m0nkeyrama: Oh my, that was quite a combat step
Rivulatus_: ouch, that greed play got punished
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Genderi: He did know it was greed!
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
dylanbbb: He did say it was greedy
i1337savage: These guys don’t know how the stack works??
m0nkeyrama: They do :D
r10pez10: !explain rel:axed
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LRRbot: Deathbloom Thallid [2B] | Creature — Fungus [3/2] | When Deathbloom Thallid dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Cinntoastmin: they do
Altoguy16499: to be fair, the stack can be confusing even if you know how it works
dylanbbb: They know how the stack works
JonnyGlitch: @i1337savage the stakes have never been lower
asthanius: @i1337savage They don't know how specific abilities work. Chill.
m0nkeyrama: The playset!
viridimayai: That can be best described as a learning experience Cam
thegatherers: that means he wins
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Hulio826: Cam on Tron
Daring_Apprentice: Still waiting for that Command Tower drop
Cinntoastmin: learning PogU
Mariolinkirby: @mods is the filter on for hover a card to read it?
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
ArcOfTheConclave: @Daring_Apprentice it taps for nothing
tenthtechpriest: OOF
thraximore: ruh roh raggy
samb6678: i really want him to have 2 higherarks
silenceaux: Cornered the market on dismal backwaterfront property
RomanGoro: That only works on Arena, Mariolinkirby
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
JonnyGlitch: Hey my uncle bought a heap of Dismal Backwaters about 40 years ago and now it's a frikken city
Izhuark: Free zombie !
Mariolinkirby: thank you @RomanGoro
mattydubs75: I can't imagine playing in front of a thousand people is relaxing either
NexusVoxx: bear that draws two at instant speed, ez game
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
MilkInBag: we're actually just 3 here OpieOP
asthanius: 4
m0nkeyrama: Double falkenrath is a beating
Leafwind104: drain for 4*
l0gin4me: 4
MurficWPN: drain 4
LRRbot: Yavimaya Sapherd [2G] | Creature — Fungus [2/2] | When Yavimaya Sapherd enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
JonnyGlitch: When there's trouble you call DW
JorgeDubya: Drain 2 more (Zombie and Thallid)
gamercat88: so no one did the morph deck?
tenthtechpriest: shame all the decks are running black besides alex's
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
Earthenone: dark withering would be better if cam did not have to face 2 black decks
Figgyleaf: I’d play that card. UU flash etb draw a card?
secretbranch: how about TWO falkenwrath nobles?
untidy_joseph: Cam’s deck is so much fun to watch
ushiikun: Adam with the Golgari Swarm, just like Richard Garfield wrote it up
GreenGod223: drain 2 more
m0nkeyrama: No, @gamercat88 , Adam couldn't get the cards he needed for the morph deck
JonnyGlitch: dang nobody got my saturday morning cartoon refrence
Genderi: Can you flashback sorceries at instant speed?
GreenGod223: the zombie died
dylanbbb: No
AirTony7: !card Island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
NexusVoxx: @Genderi no
Izhuark: @Earthenone Yeah no sideboard really disadvantage him here.
gamercat88: @m0nkeyrama awh shucks, still like all the decks. Yay adam won
phorrestgaze: this kills the cam
Dwinick: You did it Adam!
tytycoon: jeez. that drain though
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
secretbranch: Keep voting on the winner's bracket: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
SquirrelLord1111: That double peutrify, woof
UnknownGerm: golgari findbroker is so underwhelming
Dwinick: Sometimes
quietazn_: Ian is my favorite Planeswalker Kappa
Leafwind104: Falkenrath Noble is such a beating
NeckbeardedDrago: It didn't end up changing the clock, but it's worth noting the noble does trigger on any creature, not just creatures you control
Genderi: I wouldn't call it underwhelming :D
Mox_Hagdorm: I missed the beginning, are there other deckbuilding restrictions other than the budget?
JohnPraw: Spawning Pit would be sweet.
Bi11dozer: Why is Adam not watching Genesis??
zacharyisom: adam just shooting hard on cam
dylanbbb: The cards had to be at the store
r10pez10: i should buy a doom blade
tenthtechpriest: once a common miner always a common miner
MurficWPN: no burn
Genderi: @NeckbeardedDrago no triggers were missed
m0nkeyrama: $20 and whatever was at the store
Genderi: or maybe one
RogueLink: LOL
Juliamon: Mox_Hagdorm also they agreed not to play monored
MilkInBag: hey Adam, why arent you cloning yourself
CrazymattCaptain: the card mines are dangerous
ushiikun: Best job!
Daring_Apprentice: work work work work work
Mox_Hagdorm: @Juliamon Fair, lol
Dr_Abobo: Gritty Rules!!
gamercat88: you better WERQ!
zacharyisom: FICKLE!
RomanGoro: Have you seen the new belt?
ArcOfTheConclave: I thought Boshi was Adam's job?
tenthtechpriest: he's WHAT
loki_lxix: i need this job but i am not funny, charismatic, or interesting.
Loonatic93: Adam, do you think that Auska is gonna defend her title in the next PPV.
KingRedda: it makes me realize how much my work stinks
josh_le_crafter: lol
m0nkeyrama: Hemp and wood, right?
MilkInBag: excuse me
asthanius: Hell yeah
Dwinick: Baby boomers for the loss
TheMicah21: WIth wood instead of metal!!!!!!!!!!
Earthenone: if he does, it is porbobly made of hemp
ferro_man: he does have a new t-shirt
josh_le_crafter: that is so great
SpookySpaghooti: who are they talking about?
SpiffGames: Yeah, the Mcmahons are actual villains
Bi11dozer: Paul dropping facts
ferro_man: @SpookySpaghooti wwe champion daniel bryan
quietazn_: @DigitalSeahorse I just shaved as well
UnknownGerm: Daniel Bryan, a wrstlem'n
SpookySpaghooti: has Alex been table friend tonight?
TheMicah21: Adam thoughts on the new belt?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
m0nkeyrama: Woooow Ben
asthanius: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #30: "Retrospect is 20/20." —Adam [2015-03-08]
Koshindan: benginTraitor
quietcat: lrrWOW
Mox_Hagdorm: Nah, you're awesome Adam
viridimayai: Yes, but you're pretty Adam
RackMountRambo: adam got kids, he needs this job. (adam does not actually have kids.)
Dwinick: Adam is Homer via power plant
Bobtheninjagoldfish: we coudl always hire Dave.
Aarek: seabatTROG
Papperslappen: seabatTROG
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheAwkes: Adam is loaded with FunThusiasm.
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
AgentMagicMaster: seabatTROG
Crashzxs: wow someone call a whambulance, that was a wicked burn
quietazn_: Spiderman . jpg
chickenace11: that is truth now
tehcrashxor: Wait, that's not James!?
KingRedda: Adams my favorite though. The laugh sells
Mox_Hagdorm: Adam needs to keep paying for his Rice a Roni :P
Adamantcheese: "what inspired you to make a second krusty krab" "money"
quietazn_: sorry pointing spiderman . jpg
MilkInBag: *chuckles* I'm in danger
zacharyisom: Meltzer is giving this match 5 stars
DigitalSeahorse: "HAha"
Leafwind104: So Cam what was that about the advice for keeping/not keeping 1-landers?
Izhuark: @tehcrashxor you were too fast for me. :)
r10pez10: !findquote danger
LRRbot: Quote #5588: "I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract." —Kathleen [2018-12-13]
LRRbot: Submerged Boneyard | Land | Submerged Boneyard enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
TheWarbo: !quote 2168
LRRbot: Quote #2168: "My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe." —Cameron [2016-03-26]
Xafty: i have every episode of the simpsons on my "background tv" drive
Loonatic93: So, Adam, when are you going to start camping out for the mythical Diablo 4 release?
RackMountRambo: Adam is genuinely pretty great. back into powerlifting because of this weirdo.
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
gamercat88: never doesn't have it Savidan
LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
m0nkeyrama: Never didn't have it seabatSEAL
ArcOfTheConclave: didn't adam win?
LRRbot: Saproling Migration [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.
tsmtg: Best Buds
DocTower: Why does Cam have a win?
DocTower: Nevermind
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Dimir Guildgate | Land — Gate | Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
PsychicRobot: wait, this is modern?
TheWarbo: As long as we're overlay-correcting, Thallid has two Ls.
tenthtechpriest: it's kitchen table
samb6678: kitchen table but
l0gin4me: how much is basking rootwalla?
LRRbot: Song of Freyalise [1G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Until your next turn, creatures you control gain "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
Earthenone: this is kitchen table 20$
DigitalSeahorse: as if food poisoning wasn't enough my neck's pinched nerve acting up too now
zacharyisom: BACK TO THE FUTURE?
TehAmelie: no plan that requires more than three things to happen is realistic. and it would be foolish to make a plan that's exactly "as complicated as possible", so the real limit is two.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @PsychicRobot $20 kitchen table magic.
Earthenone: adam chose to play mostly standard cards
m0nkeyrama: That song never leaves adam's mind
Juliamon: Did you have to? Did you have to?
Daring_Apprentice: Sneeze dab
El_Funko: The ol' dab 'n' sneeze
chickenace11: did you have to let linger?
IntegerDevourer: I was expecting zombie hunt
zacharyisom: Cam just dabbin' up in here
PsychicRobot: what's "kitchen table" magic? never played paper magic. does it mean can bring any card we have?
LRRbot: Gorgon Recluse [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/4] | Whenever Gorgon Recluse blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Madness {B}{B}
coriolis_storm: RIP Dolores BibleThump
volraths_bane: Better than having Sixpence None the Richer stuck in your head for years
Daring_Apprentice: I think she lives in old Phyrexian wreckage
chickenace11: she has lizards instead of snakes on her head
LRRbot: Slimefoot, the Stowaway [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [2/3] | Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot, the Stowaway deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Loonatic93: @coriolis_storm I hear ya there.
DigitalSeahorse: we need some sort of a sneeze imminent signal ...hmmm <o/ <o/ <o/
LRRbot: Thallid Soothsayer [3B] | Creature — Fungus [2/3] | {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
m0nkeyrama: Slime! For the trogs! seabatTROG
samb6678: that's not falco
Earthenone: can you handle the thuth?
TehAmelie: she's the brown recluse of gorgons
UnknownGerm: next turn's gonna hurt
tehcrashxor: BTW, anyone know where they got that great table that they're playing on? I'm looking for an extendable table like that.
DigitalSeahorse: also gazoomtits Cameron <o/
secretbranch: feels worse on Arena
quietazn_: Is it time now to buy boxes of Dominaria? Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @tehcrashxor Ikea I think
m0nkeyrama: Ikea @tehcrashxor
Daring_Apprentice: She totally lipsyncs, though
tenthtechpriest: I think she's grown as time passed
WithoutAnAce: Cam's at 17, no?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Izhuark: @quietazn_ when isn't it ? kappa
TheAwkes: I love Song as a card, but it never makes it into the decks I want it to.
josh_le_crafter: excuse?
Earthenone: ikea, kitchen table section
quietazn_: @Izhuark Keepo
Loonatic93: On top of everything, they are counters, not end of turn +1/+1s!
gamercat88: Freylise, if i could turn back time
RogueLink: that's a lot of plant beef
zacharyisom: WE will miss you, cam's life points
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
Jikaran: someone tell Adam that he gets to draw before his saga does a thing D:
Adamantcheese: zombie ichors
LRRbot: Merfolk Traders [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [1/2] | When Merfolk Traders enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
Kykiwi: oh no cam forgot
m0nkeyrama: Adam watered these plants with Big Milk seabatBRAIN
hawkfalcon8: Hello lrrrrrr
Kykiwi: nvm
MaxTurkeyFlaps: The idea of Cam in a mosh pit... is..... huh.
The_Crab_Goddess: I just realized Adam has a Gritty shirt, and I need to know where he got it
ZeroArcana: the thallid bar hits hard
r10pez10: banana terracotta pie
wolf2012pack: you went to Saskatune? nope.
Daring_Apprentice: Thallid with your choice of protein
Jungie26: I took a boot to the head and had my glasses knocked off at SoaD
MilkInBag: mosh pits are great until someone starts punching
corpocracy: QOTSA mosh pits are fun
zacharyisom: adam, you would do the bumpin'
gamercat88: YAS NIN pits are great
El_Funko: Ben never met a moshpit that didn't make him horny for being punched
Rivulatus_: Mushpits are great untill you lose your shoes
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @The_Crab_Goddess , Shibe Vintage Sports has the shirt
m0nkeyrama: Oh my @El_Funko :o
r10pez10: jesus funko
MilkInBag: I once did crowdsurfing and landed on a woman's head
Nefarious_Ned: Being 5'7" in a mosh pit will put the fear of god in you....or at least the fear of Godsmack.
wolf2012pack: and Funko's comment comes true
WeedenProject: Nail's moshpits are quite something
ayirbudd: funko out of nowhere with the sick burns
DigitalSeahorse: I was almost crushed because I almost fell down in a crowd of pushing heahtons
Noodles_15: @El_Funko Hey, dont kinkshame
The_Crab_Goddess: I lost my glasses like 3 times in a mosh pit and people stopped to help me find them
zacharyisom: as an iowan, mosh pits are a rite of passage
WeedenProject: or Dillinger Escape Plan ones
Loonatic93: Moshpits are the single solitary reason to ever go to a "Weird Al" Yankovic concert. !Kappa
Loonatic93: !kappa
mattydubs75: Agree with ben. moshpits are great
TheAwkes: As a 6'4", 290 pound teen I did not want to be in the pits. I was just constantly trying not to fall onto people and breaking them when I went in.
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Loonatic93: kappa
LRRbot: Ichor Slick [2B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Cycling {2} / Madness {3}{B}
gamercat88: as a lady, i love when dudes are like you can't go in there, and i full on own their shit- brick house
theonlyangelx: i used to like moshing
theonlyangelx: i still do, but i used to as well
El_Funko: @Noodles_15 No shame, I get moshpit hornt too
chickenace11: cam is still dead tho
Izhuark: This card is so awesome
Loonatic93: Kappa
chickenace11: oh nevermind i thought that was all creatures
ChaosPainter: Mushpits are ok with good steel-lined boots
Mox_Hagdorm: Mosh pits sound awful to me.
The_Crab_Goddess: @MaxTurkeyFlaps thankyouuuu
DigitalSeahorse: hi theonlyangelx mister165Wave theonl45Heart
ArcOfTheConclave: not a sapo?
Genderi: Doesn't drain because not a saprolong?
NeckbeardedDrago: ^
VoyRising: I am absurdly happy that Adam is playing a Slimefoot deck. Slimefoot is my hero.
Earthenone: only saps drain
IntegerDevourer: death triggers
theonlyangelx: hi @DigitalSeahorse theonl45Heart
Figgyleaf: No drain
Jungie26: Slimefoot didn't trigger
El_Funko: I love the saproling value so much
m0nkeyrama: Adam's value train is leaving the station
mattydubs75: I fell in a moshpit once and people picked me up before i hit the floor
El_Funko: I miss my Arena beta deck
IntegerDevourer: but two saps just died
Genderi: Chudje
LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DAMN! the gas.
TheWarbo: !findquote chat judge
LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
DigitalSeahorse: katesNice lrrJUDGE
theonlyangelx: i miss Beta standard
TheManaLeek: I'm not sure how I feel being called a Chudge..
Daring_Apprentice: Play to your outs, Cam misclicks
LoadingReadyRun: Ichor Slick: another card for my slowly growing Fun to Say deck
theonlyangelx: Such jank
Dumori: We did it chat we made a correct call
secretbranch: Slichor
generalpurpose: jimmy wong being on FNPF sounds awesome
Izhuark: I'm sad for cam's rub Goldberg's machine
LRRbot: Saproling Migration [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.
Daring_Apprentice: Trains only go in one direction!
Spirrie: When will the Highlander tournament be?
m0nkeyrama: They're here!
IntegerDevourer: trigger
Banrael: cheer100 Magic magic magic
theonlyangelx: i believe it's pronounced they're HEEEERE
Daring_Apprentice: Spirrie I think it's 12 noon PST
chickenace11: I don't know who is on tech but a funny sounding name deck could be anybody from LRR
zacharyisom: Adam is just playing a Daniel bryan deck.
Koshindan: When the plants strike back at the vegan.
m0nkeyrama: It's Paul <3
SquirrelLord1111: This was a bad match up for cam
quietazn_: You got me wrapped around your fingeeeeeer
LRRbot: Obsessive Search [U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Madness {U}
fullmetal2501: This is a nice setup
LRRbot: Nagging Thoughts [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Madness {1}{U}
Blasteg: did cam skip a turn?
omdorastrix: Is there something giving the 4 saproliongs haste?
TheMicah21: Nagging Thots? annoying loose women?
gamercat88: Ben tactic for playing Alex- I pay 1 red and 1 black to play "start a moss pit" and just distract him
RogueLink: roguel1RIP
MurficWPN: lol
Adamantcheese: i don't think you're winning cam
m0nkeyrama: GGs
samb6678: i feel so bad watching cam's beautiful machine break apart
IntegerDevourer: Needs more Treasure Hunt
quietazn_: Didnt Adam draft saprolings in the Dominaria 6 player draft? He topped a Tefari but didnt get white blue
secretbranch: Remember, 0 is not 0, wait...
Kykiwi: GGS
Jaesnek: If only Cam hadn't missed Gorgon trigger on Slimefoot.
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousGG ferociousGG ferociousGG
LRRbot: Thallid Soothsayer [3B] | Creature — Fungus [2/3] | {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
Dr_fragenstien: plants vs zombies?
thraximore: plants v zombies
El_Funko: It turns out Plants DO beat Zombies
r10pez10: plants ... vs ... zombies
Leafwind104: Cam's deck was sweet to watch pop off
Fletcherizer: it was plants v zombies
thraximore: dang fragenstein
LRRbot: Thelonite Hermit [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | Saproling creatures get +1/+1. / Morph {3}{G}{G} / When Thelonite Hermit is turned face up, create four 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
El_Funko: Hey good job everyone, we got there
Dr_fragenstien: :P
asthanius: @Jaesnek 1) Slimefoot is black, so not affected. 1) He was indestructible
Roving_Viking: When vegetables Fight back
asthanius: *2
skystryke: Gorgon is non black JAesnek
Leafwind104: and @Jaesnek Cam missed no trigger - the Slimefoot was indestructible at the time.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Given this month's friday nights we should have called Adam;s deck 'Freezer Salad" becuase "YOU ROLLED THE DICE on FREEZER SALAD?"
UnknownGerm: just the wind would have been a sick get for cam's deck
m0nkeyrama: Hey, a morph got in there
ushiikun: Cams deck look exactly like something I'd want to play
grimpokemon: Plants Vs Zombies have really upped their game play
secretbranch: Vote For The Finals: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
dacardczar: Its always willbender
Dumori: We just had plants vs zombies
gamercat88: dance fight instead
DrWreckage: HIS FATHERS SWORD
GreatGoogley: @Jaesnek they were indesctructible that turn from the enchantment
Daring_Apprentice: Fight the birds
MilkInBag: is it a round of magic boxing?
GreatGoogley: i think
Earthenone: that voting
ushiikun: lol
asthanius: Nobody WANTS to fight Alex, but we all have to
quietazn_: Cows v burbs
Izhuark: All hail the birb army !
Daring_Apprentice: Face full o feathers
Adamantcheese: just PUNCH
chickenace11: you have eaten simic slaw you can do anything ben
zacharyisom: Alex has proceeded to cheat step
wolf2012pack: TOS?
MilkInBag: is it....against TOS?
tehcrashxor: Murder! Murder! Murder!
Noodles_15: Kinky
Blasteg: !card murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
sivakrytos: alex is playing monowhite, not murdes
TheWarbo: !card murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
DarkMorford: Moider, ya say?
Izhuark: @Adamantcheese Or get Falcon punched ! :D
RackMountRambo: @asthanius let'snot go into our fate! let's all jump him at once.
secretbranch: Keep Voting, Friends: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
MilkInBag: murder by snusnu!
aedriel91: which song was cameron singing?
zacharyisom: Moulder you say?
loopie120: if i can convice people to play thin im building mono black Necropotence
CobaltShurikenReborn: this is some deep thinking music
Spacecarl: well ben is playing Rakdos. they are all about the murder plays
theonlyangelx: wait i heard kinky?
DigitalSeahorse: definitely not snuff next lrrJUDGE lrrFRUMP
theonlyangelx: where?
Earthenone: alex is on white weeniee; so posibly against ToS :P
theonlyangelx: theonl45Spank theonl45Spank theonl45Spank
DigitalSeahorse: ^
MilkInBag: is it possible to tan weenie? 🤔
theonlyangelx: white/brown weenie?
asthanius: tan tuffs
Juliamon: therotically you could brown weenie
Daring_Apprentice: Weenies only burn
theonlyangelx: every colour of weenie is respected
Noodles_15: @MilkInBag I mean you could call workshop weenie that i guess?
aedriel91: Cam what song did u sing at the end?
secretbranch: Last Poll of The Night! Vote for your fave to Win: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
Kykiwi: beige weenie?
LRRbot: Golgari Guildgate | Land — Gate | Golgari Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
theonlyangelx: oh hello sneaky cardview test
Mox_Hagdorm: @aedriel91 It's a Irish jig called The Minstrel Boy
darthinvaderix: 6 bits on alex
Mox_Hagdorm: 40 Quatloos on Alex!
ninja_theory_ashrams: take to the skies, young man
aedriel91: thx mox
Mox_Hagdorm: @aedriel91 np
Daring_Apprentice: 100 zibs to our gobbo boi Ben
DarkMorford: 40 points of acid damage on Ale-- wait
incredulouspasserby: You know what, I have faith. 29 Chuck E Cheese tokens on Ben
secretbranch: Quick! Vote before they're back!!! https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
incredulouspasserby: I'm keeping the 30th tho
DigitalSeahorse: <o/ dabs for Ben
theonlyangelx: an inescapable sense of dread on chat
Earthenone: wow, 29 tokens? but you need 13 tokens to live
m0nkeyrama: Hellooo
teriyakifishgang: dubstep
MilkInBag: huh
That_Twiggy_Guy: I'd bet all of my shiny rock collection on ben
m0nkeyrama: LUL
theonlyangelx: <o/
theonlyangelx: welcome back
MilkInBag: we saw nothing
secretbranch: Last Chance!!!!: https://www.strawpoll.me/17349957
samb6678: welcome back
Seosamh_117: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:47.
gamercat88: da weiners
darthinvaderix: is alex ok?
zacharyisom: Seriously, where was the red in Adam;s Jund deck? Didn't see a lick of it. Speaking of, where is the green in Ben's Jund deck? I haven't seen it all night
chickenace11: 20 energy counters on Alex
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF youtube
TheWarbo: alex are u ok
theonlyangelx: back at it again at krispy kreme
theonlyangelx: hongry
Daring_Apprentice: Goin to the THALLID BAR
samb6678: hongry
theonlyangelx: Big Beefy Bois! Come on!
LRRbot: Quest for the Holy Relic [W] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may put a quest counter on Quest for the Holy Relic. / Remove five quest counters from Quest for the Holy Relic and sacrifice it: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, and attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Cinder Barrens | Land | Cinder Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Ashram__: What are the rules?
DigitalSeahorse: land is clean
samb6678: hmmmmm
Izhuark: Caw Caw !
samb6678: hmmmmmmm
LRRbot: Suntail Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying
gamercat88: QUESTION: What's for dinner?
Ashram__: !rules
TheMicah21: Can Ben scoop when he had no cards on the table?
LRRbot: Deathbellow Raider [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | Deathbellow Raider attacks each combat if able. / {2}{B}: Regenerate Deathbellow Raider.
Daring_Apprentice: knows only war
LRRbot: Oketra's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | White creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
RackMountRambo: @Ashram__ kichen table, each deck made for twenty bugs at the local LGS.
theonlyangelx: oooooh, no
Daring_Apprentice: came from a broken home
ChaoticObserver: uh oh
Jorge4hg: oh nooo
Elevation_4000_FT: Important question for Ben: When you all went to yellowjacket to get the cards, did anyone film it for loading time?
samb6678: o h n o
Ashram__: @RackMountRambo Thanks
darthinvaderix: oh my
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
theonlyangelx: oh lordyloo
m0nkeyrama: Battle of the aggro
Altoguy16499: so. This match up is just who can race faster, right?
crashdownreg: tromple
Jorge4hg: i got terrible flashbacks
theonlyangelx: trimbletromple
Daring_Apprentice: I think Suntail Hawk has 4 non-wing limbs because it's an evolutionary predecessor to Aven
Znazl: it coming
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Kykiwi: birds inc
Jorge4hg: it begins
thegatherers: a "new" card
samb6678: o
samb6678: o h B O Y
Koshindan: Don't forget. Be vigilant about remembering.
samb6678: nom
volraths_bane: So glad they didn't let a degenerate burn deck in this, lol
silenceaux: Cameron Lauder, known eater of tokens?
samb6678: look he was hungry
chickenace11: are tokens vegetarian?
darthinvaderix: Alex is the only one in the moonbase with a history of eating cards!
theonlyangelx: Tokens are plant matter, i'll allow it
Koshindan: @volraths_bane Burn is the best archetype though...
Izhuark: I love alex's deck so much
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
MilkInBag: 🦋 is this fair
samb6678: good god
Fruan: Alex might be a spike...
Genderi: Yeah that's...just okay
chickenace11: more importantly to me are saprolings vegetarian
StephenJM81: Alex's deck rocks
Jaesnek: They aren't soldiers they're warriors
Daring_Apprentice: salt
MrNobodyJP: takes a special kind of special to pull degeneracy with a 20 dollar deck...
Daring_Apprentice: saltsaltsalt
skystryke: That monument is so dumb here
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Yeah, Alex's deck kind of breaks the spirit of it
Jaesnek: Relevant creature typings
Earthenone: @StephenJM81 i belive you mean it Rocs
Daring_Apprentice: old salt mountain
m0nkeyrama: Turns out going wide is good when there's only spot removal
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dylanbbb: Now Ben loses
Jokulhaup1234: Flashbacks to Its Magic?
shea_wolfe: I'm not understanding why cawblade was an issue
shea_wolfe: err, now rather
theonlyangelx: nausea would be nice here
samb6678: tilt tilt tilt tilt tilt
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theonlyangelx: it was even a LRR preview card
secretbranch: nah, no beta plains, no steppe lynx
l0gin4me: I kinda agree with ben there. Alex did build the mono-white version of mono-red
mutantironman05: what have I missed?
Willbrannon: I like how everyone is salty about Alexs deck. Good bit 😂
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben sure looks to be having fun....
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samb6678: tilting tilting tilting tilting tilting
LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
Mox_Hagdorm: There are board wipes available in this format. Nevinyrral's Disk is cheap.
MilkInBag: @samb6678 calm down
m0nkeyrama: Cosmotronic wave would be brutal
zacharyisom: Ben! You must slay the beast!
Genderi: Does ben have a window to burn the hawk before it's equipped?
asianxperience: Ben I'm rooting for you
Noodles_15: @Genderi No
LRRbot: Suntail Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying
ArcOfTheConclave: 13?
Mox_Hagdorm: Then again, if the shop doesn't have it...
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: yes
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
chickenace11: oh
DigitalSeahorse: :O
mutantironman05: OOF
n3ther: AYAYA
BiggerWhenPulled: AYAYA
zacharyisom: Seriously, this deck is a beating....
crashdownreg: leefAYAYAYAYA
Jokulhaup1234: Ouch
darthinvaderix: aya
samb6678: oh wow
asianxperience: Ben NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Willbrannon: He missed 3 damage from his soliders attacks
quietazn_: gg
theonlyangelx: i wanna be the birshy
That_Twiggy_Guy: so who else wants to build birbyquest in modern now?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 3 jank decks and 1 that is basicaly a T1 Puaper deck.. guess which one is which.
Daring_Apprentice: Rout?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Bonesplitter
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
crashdownreg: leefAYA
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secretbranch: I wanna be the Birdy
Noodles_15: @That_Twiggy_Guy I've seen lists before
Izhuark: @l0gin4me Except it's not straight white weenie. it has a relatively (emphasis on the relatively) original combo side to it. If it did not had quest for the holy relic the deck would not be as good.
Leafwind104: unless the spell you happen to cast is Zealous Persecution...
MilkInBag: yeah but it sucks in modern without SFM
Altoguy16499: the equipment you fetch could be put on a creature with shroud as the ability doesn't target a creature. It just goes "Sup"
Mox_Hagdorm: Kirtar's Wrath is a budget board wipe, too
Leafwind104: so is Fumigate now
ayirbudd: its more like...soul sisters with no life gain?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Zendikar Resurgent
LRRbot: Zendikar Resurgent [5GG] | Enchantment | Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.
samb6678: this seems like really aggressive cawblade
Spirrie: Alex looks like he has a bowl cut and I’m not sure how I feel about it
DaSunao: The squacks also had insane synergy with Jace TMS and fetches
mutantironman05: There's Bontu's Last Reckoning too.
That_Twiggy_Guy: it's just so memey with playing pseudo bird tribal
ushiikun: Cast Hawk, Brainstorm with Jace, putting back Hawks, over and over
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
zacharyisom: hurry ben, side in the burn
Jaesnek: Zendiscars standard was mega fun.
Willbrannon: Alex’s deck was great in standard. The green white version was dope
SpookySpaghooti: @LoadingReadyRun whats the highest on that list? I dont know of many other stronger artifacts
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Erudite_Cynic: BRUTHER
mutantironman05: BONESPLITTER IS READY
ChadJShonk: LUL
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
ChadJShonk: PogChamp
ChadJShonk: Kappa
Noodles_15: Armor is actually the best if your tutoring and equipping it for free
HondoTrigger: is alex playing cawblade Kappa
Morrigan9: i started playing when skullclamp was breifly legal.....holy moly
SrMuskrat: Chat, I beat Martyr Proc with burn through 2 Martyr of Sands and a Leyline of Sanctity AMA
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
MilkInBag: alex is actually playing cawrmor
crashdownreg: gottem LUL
SpookySpaghooti: Skullclamp just seems way too oppressive
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
zacharyisom: Alex is specifically not playing cawblade as he would get sued for gimmick infringement
MilkInBag: eric andré show is actual insanity
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFriend sergeFriend sergeFriend
ushiikun: A legally distinct cawblade
LRRbot: Rageblood Shaman [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [2/3] | Trample / Other Minotaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFriend
theonlyangelx: i'm not a big fan of making people uncomfy like that
zacharyisom: Does cawblade has a beard? didn't think so
LRRbot: Kor Outfitter [WW] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/2] | When Kor Outfitter enters the battlefield, you may attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
ayirbudd: the jack mcbrayer eric andre interview is pure gold
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying
MilkInBag: is squadron hawk a sandwich
SrMuskrat: !decklist
Kykiwi: thopt thopt
Spirrie: Cawgentum Quest? @loadingreadyrun
asthanius: Heeeeey! Pre-record Alex said the build had no thopters!
timiam: I love that thopter flavor text
theonlyangelx: notably it's just an Artifact Creature
SpookySpaghooti: the mirrodin Ornithopter's flavor text is amazing
Rockario: Guess who just realise one of the reasons people might have been laughing at William Hung's name
Earthenone: prerecord alex lied
Daring_Apprentice: Best ornithopter flavor text
theonlyangelx: loved that cycle of Artifact Creature no types
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
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SpookySpaghooti: whenever Ornithopter gets Equipped I always just imagine the equipments being stapled onto its wings, kinda dangling below
ChaoticObserver: The subterfuge!
mutantironman05: Wow Paul, nice way to read chat.
TheMerricat: !codefall 2
DigitalSeahorse: I see ink on Alex's fingers! :D go read purifiercomic.com and see what he's been inking
LRRbot: Legion Conquistador [2W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | When Legion Conquistador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Legion Conquistador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
zacharyisom: Move to CHEAT STEP
timiam: Paul is always watching
samb6678: get da bois
TheMerricat: ?codefall 2
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timiam: When you're sleeping, awake, etc.
Adamantcheese: :b:ois
ayirbudd: THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOW
Loonatic93: Am I da bois?
ForOhForError: draws 3 alright cards, still p fine
Earthenone: we are, each of us, the bois
LRRbot: Kragma Warcaller [3BR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [2/3] | Minotaur creatures you control have haste. / Whenever a Minotaur you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: woof
darthinvaderix: what took a while to understand, card advantage or moxxy?
MilkInBag: "trooooll troooooll" -boxxy
Rockario: So, alternate name of the deck: Bring the Whole Family
theonlyangelx: beep beep
theonlyangelx: i'm a cow
ForOhForError: choo choo
gibbousm: Stop bullying Alex
m0nkeyrama: that warcaller ends games real fast
mutantironman05: THE MEAT-HUNGER CALLS
crashdownreg: flunge
Phailhammer: theonlyangelx: NO! lrrBEEJ
Daring_Apprentice: Oh wah-ah-ah-ah
MilkInBag: yes, THAT minotaur gets
Genderi: jesus
n3ther: "only"
TheMerricat: "only"
Altoguy16499: ONLY 10 damage
MilkInBag: 5/3 trample first strike
frozenphoenix7: +3/+1
ContingentCat: "only 10"
Earthenone: 10 first trample
That_Twiggy_Guy: lrrBEEJ
SpookySpaghooti: holy moly if it was EACH that would be bonkers
darthinvaderix: almost?
theonlyangelx: @Phailhammer i said beep beep imma cow
asthanius: first strample
Genderi: I feel like ben had lethal?
m0nkeyrama: If it were a rare it might might say for each
Phailhammer: theonlyangelx: lrrFRUMP
MilkInBag: is Ben's deck a tribute to Doja Cat?
timiam: beep beep it's the beef
SpookySpaghooti: I would think the each would be a mythic level effect m0nkey
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
ushiikun: meat hunger....
theonlyangelx: how're you Phail?
LRRbot: Legion Conquistador [2W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | When Legion Conquistador enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of cards named Legion Conquistador, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Izhuark: AYAYAYAYA
TheWarbo: Meet hunger?
m0nkeyrama: That's fair @SpookySpaghooti
TheAwkes: Carnivorous beef people.
Loonatic93: I go to Fogo de Chao for the meat coma.
DarkMorford: AYAYA!
samb6678: ayayayayaya
DigitalSeahorse: I have the opposite of the meat hunger right now....queezy
LRRbot: Fanatic of Mogis [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [4/2] | When Fanatic of Mogis enters the battlefield, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red.
m0nkeyrama: "Oh no"
n3ther: I guess I'll die *shrugs*
Znazl: 🤷
theonlyangelx: you either die, or you die
mutantironman05: Guess ill die
Phailhammer: theonlyangelx: Slightly better side of neutral? I guess?
Rockario: *Karl Anderson voice* Hiyyyyyyyah!
theonlyangelx: @Phailhammer that's better than bad
Ukon_vasara: every single marble on the line here
Mehayo: And now I remember the Genesis Power Ranger game where the first boss is the Minotraur monster.
Izhuark: "Long" distance
darthinvaderix: Cam's the marathon
zacharyisom: GOT EM!
Inkompetence: For all the marbled beef.
Genderi: Alex playin' combo here
m0nkeyrama: Oh man, Ganon
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: beep beep theonlyangelx is a cpw
gamercat88: game 3?
zacharyisom: HE BLEEDS!
Izhuark: It's more 100m vs 400m
m0nkeyrama: Your face will DIE
Erudite_Cynic: Your Face Will Die!
Markster981: seabatTROG
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Loonatic93: People die when they are killed.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *cow
TheWarbo: beef or poultry?
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
WilliamJr510: ItsBoshyTime
JonnyGlitch: I died once, but then it killed me so it cancelled itself out
ContingentCat: yeah you do, was that intentional?
DigitalSeahorse: :D
gamercat88: !decklist
theonlyangelx: i mean, i eat plants, the maths checks out
maaakl: police story hair
SrMuskrat: Piss off ghost
m0nkeyrama: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime
Driosenth: half loaf of kung-fu
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secretbranch: The doubmull
Earthenone: the mull? again?
postmodernpajamawrestler: get lost, go fail
theonlyangelx: The DoubleDouble?
theonlyangelx: ooft
redic_rogue: wish the Highlander crew would play cedh on stream once
asthanius: alpha alpha alpha! oi oi oi
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Daring_Apprentice: uwu what's this
Altoguy16499: Can I ask why the alpha 5 stuff started?
TheWarbo: Mulldoubler?
postmodernpajamawrestler: oh wait its glhf not glgf
Daring_Apprentice: uwu mulling again?
thegatherers: gentlemen's muligan to 0
zacharyisom: Adam has been very quiet.. He is waiting to pounce... on what? IDK
Znazl: NotLikeThis this shampoo is so good NotLikeThis
JonnyGlitch: Mull'Lady
That_Twiggy_Guy: aggressive cutting
hypetr4in: YOU WANTED TO
Erudite_Cynic: sniff sniff "Manflesh"
m0nkeyrama: Would alex drop a crescendo box if he gets defeated?
crashdownreg: JUDGE
secretbranch: lrrJUDGE
theonlyangelx: big cheats, i'm revoking your pro status Ben
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying
Spacecarl: @redic_rogue well you are in luck, they are doing the tournament here
Earthenone: storm is 3?
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
postmodernpajamawrestler: a mild warning
Freshly_Toasted: DISKOALALAFICASHUN
superbloodwolfmoon: Ben pulling the controversial, "big scry"
Altoguy16499: turn 1 2/2 flyer is pretty nice
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
JonnyGlitch: Matt Daeeemmmoonn
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @theonlyangelx are you a didactyl quadruped though?
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun are gold borders legal?
timiam: It's a very specific recollection
Sjlangenegger: "I remember Bird"
LRRbot: Burning-Fist Minotaur [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [2/1] | First strike / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Burning-Fist Minotaur gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
postmodernpajamawrestler: squadron hawk lrrHEART
Rockario: Is it supposedd to be baldwing (because of the circle), but they ran out of room?
superbloodwolfmoon: I remember birds.
m0nkeyrama: Awww, that song makes me think of Sense8
theonlyangelx: that's my secret, @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx , i'm always ungulate.
Daring_Apprentice: scream at the top of my lungs
ushiikun: I said, hey, what's going on?
Daring_Apprentice: what's going on?
Myclept: Karate chop for priority
ContingentCat: WHAT"S GOING ON?!
Loonatic93: I'm surprised he hasn't recast Ornithopter.
samb6678: there it is
JonnyGlitch: Big Billy?
Znazl: Yaaaaas
Mox_Hagdorm: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
That_Twiggy_Guy: HEEEYEEYEEEAHOYEEAIYEA
DigitalSeahorse: 420 breath air erryday
LoadingReadyRun: loopie120 where? in this kitchen table format? I would say so
zacharyisom: what pizza hut jukebox infected you boys tonight?
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
TheWarbo: I object, as this stream does not feature four non-blonds.
samb6678: beep beep
theonlyangelx: @DigitalSeahorse Air is the Devil's Gas
Daring_Apprentice: Will there be more of these budget nights? Really enjoying this
Rockario: As expected, "Cat saying Yes" is very easy to find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btnj--v4W0U
secretbranch: !findquote scry
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Kykiwi: the double top
Leafwind104: Did Ben take combat damage?
m0nkeyrama: One time cosmo wave
gamercat88: sqwakran
thegatherers: ben has already won
LRRbot: Fanatic of Mogis [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Shaman [4/2] | When Fanatic of Mogis enters the battlefield, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red.
DigitalSeahorse: theonlyangelx yup air is RAD :P
JonnyGlitch: !findquote birb
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Walker [0] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/3]
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I worry that if i go to the loo, they'll be reading subs when I get back
LRRbot: Cinder Barrens | Land | Cinder Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
JonnyGlitch: the quotes are failing us!
secretbranch: !findquote meat
silenceaux: That or Nausea
ritchards: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
theonlyangelx: actually stretching your neck is a pretty good idea
Izhuark: Yup good old five landers in the deck that only play one drops
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse has the nausea
LRRbot: Deathbellow Raider [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | Deathbellow Raider attacks each combat if able. / {2}{B}: Regenerate Deathbellow Raider.
Zath_: Bonus match: Play mental magic with these decks
Altoguy16499: I think this is the closest "aggro" game we've had
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Dr_fragenstien: is that a motherfucking... JOJO REFERENCE?
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Daring_Apprentice: Deathbelluwu Raider
wolf2012pack: Duel of the Fates starts playing
erased_citizen: I know they use it on all the paper magic streams here but the card recognizer is amazing Paul @LoadingReadyRun
darthinvaderix: oh boy
silenceaux: Tap 4, settle the wreckage
theonlyangelx: DeathbellOwO
theonlyangelx: what's this?
ritchards: Cor! Skyfisher!
MilkInBag: who just died
darthinvaderix: yup
LoadingReadyRun: erased_citizen thanks!
erased_citizen: I wish everyone had access to it
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyy
DigitalSeahorse: :O
gamercat88: is Alex wearing the Boshy t-shirt?
timiam: Paul is a master craftsman
Daring_Apprentice: Fanatic of Muwugis
m0nkeyrama: Ben's comin in hot
LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
Izhuark: Hard cast argentum armor
Loonatic93: I was half-expecting a Settle the Wreckage there.
JonnyGlitch: yikes
Jacobontherun1: One more turn
samb6678: hoh
zacharyisom: GET HIM BEN
darthinvaderix: sounds like we just sit here
Leafwind104: so the game hinges on this turn
LRRbot: Squadron Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Squadron Hawk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
darthinvaderix: Why attack
Kykiwi: close game the beans
theonlyangelx: beep beep?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
MilkInBag: LUL
darthinvaderix: inb4 removal
That_Twiggy_Guy: Lul
MilkInBag: PogChamp
secretbranch: OOF
theonlyangelx: ayyyooooo!
Kykiwi: GGGGGG
Jacobontherun1: OOOOOOOOO
silenceaux: Ohhhhhh wow
Leafwind104: OH WOW
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
JonnyGlitch: nice one
chickenace11: yeah
Valhallan597: EZ
Kykiwi: XD
theonlyangelx: GG
hidingbox: Got there!
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Papperslappen: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Koshindan: He almost got in Alex's head.
samb6678: OOOOO
LJHero: gg
Earthenone: the real quest was the game we played allong the way
theonlyangelx: benginHeart
TheWarbo: wow
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Spacecarl: wooow that wqs close
quietazn_: gg
m0nkeyrama: GGs
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Ukon_vasara: what did we learn? chicken > beef
Izhuark: GG
Myclept: Hey who ordered all of this spice
chickenace11: look what my hawk had all along
JonnyGlitch: "We Drove for 6 hours and it was in your TRUNK?!?!"
hey_kelvin: that was a good game
ForOhForError: amazing game
silenceaux: Much closer than expected, very good
Earthenone: !patreon
Daring_Apprentice: Nice work y'all, will this happen again?
JonnyGlitch: They were all great games
PRPHD: She floats like a butterfly stings like a bee
Adamantcheese: it's a kingdom of cards!
JonnyGlitch: some really cool interactions
DigitalSeahorse: wait what happened?
Spirrie: Ben’s smug face gave me life
FolkMetalFlorist: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
silenceaux: (But which card was it that Adam picked??)
timiam: If you ask real nice they'll send you Jeej
MurficWPN: those were great games, should do that again.
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom Dot Com: A Dutchy of Value!
theonlyangelx: Ben "My Show is the Only One that Matters" Ulmer
Rockario: @Ukon_vasara Chicken is only better than beef if it is prepare in the finest steel
JonnyGlitch: Dibs on Adam!
Papperslappen: The skin of card and the bones of kingdoms
superbloodwolfmoon: Great singles!
Adamantcheese: live auction Adam?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
thegatherers: ill pay 100 dollars for that adam
theonlyangelx: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
n3ther: he's priceless
JonnyGlitch: can he be... bribed?
secretbranch: Adam Have-A-Dan
Izhuark: Adam is priceless like chat.
Daring_Apprentice: Adam is actual live human and thus is not for sale
silenceaux: It's also pretty hard to sell him on an idea
chickenace11: i would pay 500 bucks and let him live his life
TheWarbo: is adam's mom going to have a thing to say?
drthvd3r just subscribed with Twitch Prime. drthvd3r subscribed for 29 months in a row!
drthvd3r: So, wait, if my sub was up on Jan. 29, does that mean I get one in Februrary?
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Simonark: Lease?
theonlyangelx: Kitchen Table is a pretty fun format
UnspokenKibbles: Incorrect, Adam's price is $4.99 a month or your Twitch Prime sub
gamercat88: and meow Dinner Time
Kykiwi: wooooo highlander!
TheMicah21: 4 different players next week, they dont get to see the decks
DigitalSeahorse: is Alex for rent? :P
Papperslappen: Chips PogChamp
Loonatic93: Adam is a bargain at 10 times the price!
theonlyangelx: People are not things, unless they want to be.
zacharyisom: WHEELER 4 PREZ
Figgyleaf: Love you all! Thanks for being here! Hope you don’t mind if I don’t stay for subs lol
JonnyGlitch: raid Kate?
MilkInBag: thanks for the stream
howlinglotus: The good ole 9 player EDH kitchen table games
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DigitalSeahorse: LRR doesn't really raid
theonlyangelx: Be there, or catch the VoD, or just... like have a good day
JonnyGlitch: Well after Subs I'm heading to Kate's
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quietazn_: Happy ground hogs day
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albatros064: I should eat.
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NightBook1: cheer100
m0nkeyrama: pogchamp100
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JonnyGlitch: cos why?
theonlyangelx: okie, imma hop off, love you all
theonlyangelx: have a wonderful night, enjoy your dinner Ben
Koshindan: pride100
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jorian57: ha, missed it
Myclept: Thank you for the stream!
phorrestgaze: I am home
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CannedWolf: thanks guys
JonnyGlitch: I'
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
Earthenone: could be at a lrr veiwing party
felixphew: You go home instead!
phorrestgaze: I'm home in a toliet.
Daring_Apprentice: I know who I want to take me home
chickenace11: i did
Nigouki: bye!
Earthenone: whats coming up this week in streams?
TheWarbo: I am at home
Driosenth: be careful of snakes!
Ubiki: I am at work
DigitalSeahorse: have a time
Phailhammer: cya :)
JonnyGlitch: To Kates!
Type_One___: bye everybody
KNACC: Thanks for the stream!
JonnyGlitch: Seeya All
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Earthenone: when you go along thinking, i would watch this anime, only for it to be a LoL comercial
DigitalSeahorse is so glad that Alita ad isn't a LoL ad