AshBurnem: !findquote bullet
LRRbot: Quote #2432: "Bullets are made of metal!" —Cori [2016-05-03]
Jeezy56: metal you say
AshBurnem: To shreds you say.
PhoenixMelior: metal indeed.
Jeezy56: oh hey it's a phoenixmelior
Jeezy56: how was the cruise?
PhoenixMelior: o/
PhoenixMelior: it was pretty great. Lots of good shows
Jeezy56: yeah I saw NeO did a Citadel set
PhoenixMelior: yeah that was wicked
PhoenixMelior: Tears. Tears EVERYWHERE
PhoenixMelior: though them playing Plague Flowers at 5 in the morning on the pool deck was also a highlight
Jeezy56: Blackholes is one of the few songs that really give me strong feels
Jeezy56: yeah that sounds pretty awesome
PhoenixMelior: NeO were probably the best I'd ever seen them in that pooldeck, though the Citadel set was magic.
PhoenixMelior: Somehow, I think the best set I saw on the boat was actually Fleshgod Apocalypse
PhoenixMelior: it's one hell of a band
Jeezy56: dang
cheetoJack: someone add that to the "Magic Card or Metal Band" list
Jeezy56: It's likely been done tbh :P
PhoenixMelior: they weren't able to play their new album because studio issues, BUT they played one of their new songs
PhoenixMelior: and it slayed, holy shit
Jeezy56: neat
Jeezy56: (not really a FA fan)
PhoenixMelior is trying to find a picture of Fleshgod Apocalypse live
PhoenixMelior: doesn't quite outline that they wear white makeup, and the opera singer wears a mask, but good enough
cheetoJack: If someone asked me to match band names with images of them doing a concert I wouldn't get this one
PhoenixMelior: their music might help a little bit
PhoenixMelior: I also caught a Bloodbath set
Jeezy56: they look more like Arcturus or A Forest of Stars than I was expecting
PhoenixMelior: I think I would have liked them better with a different vocalist
Jeezy56: yeah... Paradise Lost guy sucks
PhoenixMelior: he was kinda boring
Jeezy56: even if you don't like Akerfeldt's voice so much he's at least a good frontman
Jeezy56: lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: I'm starting to wonder if that's a British thing - if there's a member of the band that is British, and the band is not British, their stage presence isn't as good
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
Jeezy56: I don't know how often that comes up lol
PhoenixMelior: because Mors Principium Est also suffer a little live
PhoenixMelior: well, Mors Principium Est :P
kumatsu: WE'RE HEEEEERE seabatTROG
PhoenixMelior: their lead guitarist is too focused on being amazing
Evandill: kiitWave
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PhoenixMelior: Adam, you say?
chickenace11: Adam is good. both to chat and in the game
Earthenone: !quote adam
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PhoenixMelior: oh also Jeezy56 does the Bloodbath frontman always wear a suit?
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Unas84: I'm sensing a theme to the MtG streams this week ..
KartoffelKaiser: Adam PogChamp
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Evandill: but why is James busy hm??? tell us ur secrets
Jeezy56: PhoenixMelior I haven't seen them live, only old videos... and I expected them all to be covered in blood
PhoenixMelior: oh good, the wrapping censors its own vocal :P
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PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 one of them is, the frontman was just wearing a dirty suit? Twas weird
Kykiwi: lol ben
MilkInBag: ears and eyes?
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ritchards: how is RQ coming along?
n3ther: Adam being left alone? who forgot to supervise him
KartoffelKaiser: Can confirm gastrointestinal distress takes up a lot of time
PhoenixMelior: sWs :o
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surfderf: !uptime
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Doc_Rider: What about Cam?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: that's a full time job
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surfderf: Adam if you don't force storm I'm disappointed. I don't care that its not in the format
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flatluigi: adam sadukband?
MilkInBag: G from Simple Plan
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surfderf: Adam "sideband" Savidan
LolCamAlpha: o/ Bob!
freshmaker__: oh heck yeah! it's card time! I really enjoyed the PAX South Vlog.
Doc_Rider: Why not get Cam on with Adam?
control_rig: Whuff
MilkInBag: adam just wants to draft again
Doc_Rider: Also, Deckmaster needs to be turned on.
MilkInBag: SNEEP
ForOhForError: uhhhhhhhhhh
control_rig: Uhhhhh
Unas84: uffff
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun Deckmaster pls?
Kykiwi: Oh it is a butts deck
gredgredmansson: lookit the humongolusususus
KartoffelKaiser: absolutely no
Bengineering: @Doc_Rider Cam isn't in the office
Evandill: Hell no
Bengineering: Not everybody is here every day.
KartoffelKaiser: There are two five drops and two lands in that hand!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Adam, hi Graham
Raithencore235: This deck is the OPPOSITE of Gruul
control_rig: Welp he saw the line
LolCamAlpha: Hi Alex
chesul: so, after we finish this draft we do another one and draft Gruul? that way we can have a sidewalk slam!
ChaoticObserver: Oh hi Alex
HavenJunde: hi Alex
flatluigi: hi alex
KartoffelKaiser: Alex PogChamp
Kykiwi: heyo it is ya boi alex
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Alex Hi Chat
control_rig: Also Hi Alex
MilkInBag: why is peter parker there
Evandill: I meant hell o for keeping that hand
The_Quiet_Alestain: A wild Alex!
TrickJarrett: Oh Alex
shurtal: There's alex's burrito
freshmaker__: @Bengineering you don't all just live in the office?
Earthenone: whats lrr's policy on muckbang streams?
1losttheGame: yay
control_rig: Dek pls
MilkInBag: salad cookies?
KartoffelKaiser: Cookie is cheat >:|
ritchards: uh oh, spaghettios!
gredgredmansson: humungoli
TrickJarrett: I am down for a Wednesday Mukbang stream as long as MTG Arena is on screen ;)
control_rig: Humunguli
austinoickle: what is a "deckmaster"?
MilkInBag: aren't we thursday?
control_rig: Oh come on
ToeKnee213: whelp
Kykiwi: uh ooh
PhoenixMelior: TrickJarrett what if they're eating Simic Slaw?
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control_rig: Well that's it then
Jeezy56: cursed!
LolCamAlpha: klaigeRip
SkylerRingtail: Welp, pop goes the bubble
flatluigi: @austinoickle it's the thing that lets you highlight cards on twitch to read them
SharkHero08: punished
TrickJarrett: @PhoenixMelior same rules
jonasjonIV: I think he can win
ritchards: @austinoickle it allows you, the viewer, to mouse over the cards and lets you see them
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KinoGami: so this is going well, right? KappaHD
Evandill: @austinoickle if you're on PC you can hover over cards to see what they do
Raithencore235: well that bubble is going to pop soon
tendrilsoftragedy: #blameGraham
1losttheGame: at least you didnt lose because you didnt know in the deck!
Doc_Rider: Wait, is Alex joining him?
aitsu100: elfYay 2 lands is all you need to play with right
IbunWest: lrrSCOOP
itsrileypm1: and he'll never know how the deck was supposed to be played
LolCamAlpha: hhahahahhahahaha
CyanMig: were lulling them into a realistic sense of security
control_rig: Isn't that the premise of The Purge?
freshmaker__: something something shuffling algorithm
KinoGami: who needs creatures
KartoffelKaiser: You do if you want to emulate Eddie Guerro
Kykiwi: is it a like whole discount package alex?
MilkInBag: hey alex, welcome
SharkHero08: Do you pick Blue?
TheWriterAleph: or wait for the purge and do it all at once?
control_rig: 0%
control_rig: Called it
Evandill: 0%
ForOhForError: doofa
gredgredmansson: OH NO THE LAND
freshmaker__: so you're saying there's no chance?
ForOhForError: oh we die
surfderf: very good start
flatluigi: he dead
KartoffelKaiser: @freshmaker__ no chance in hell
chesul: He's forgetting to mention the prison days you also get.
control_rig: You totally are
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freshmaker__: @KartoffelKaiser bah god
Kykiwi: 1 not =0
MilkInBag: 🦋 is this fun?
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surfderf: oh yea we're dead
EvilBadman: We're Zack Ryder pushed off the stage dead
Vandred921: At least Adam is no longer alone.
1losttheGame: with no castable spells Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: not with no two drops its not
Earthenone: they had to pay to swing
Kykiwi: adam read your card
MilkInBag: forbidding spirit
fiftymcnasty: Pay for the attack
LolCamAlpha: they had to because of Forbidding spirit
freshmaker__: the tax for attacking?
lifecharacter: To get in that big beautiful brain of yours.
Under_5core: That's my philosophy too, Adam.
fiftymcnasty: Your spirit tax
itsrileypm1: to pay for the attack
1losttheGame: the card you played required it
lutemuch: read your own card Adam!
SharkHero08: Cause your dude adam
KartoffelKaiser: They had to pay for forbidding spirit
surfderf: tapped for the spirit affect
Under_5core: Let them finish and get their dailies.
HailtheRNG: now you're dead
TrickJarrett: Welp
laskotheking: Hi Adam and Alex!
Doc_Rider: We're Simic AScendancy dead.
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MilkInBag: get thirsted
PhoenixMelior: okay you're dead
Raithencore235: !card forbidding spirit
LRRbot: Forbidding Spirit [1WW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [3/3] | When Forbidding Spirit enters the battlefield, until your next turn, creatures can’t attack you or a planeswalker you control unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures.
gredgredmansson: Reading the cards explains the cards Adam
surfderf: oh yea we're very dead
chesul: forbidding spirit adam.
Evandill: we are in fact, dead
surfderf: dang ya'll don't have to go for his throat
LolCamAlpha: klaigeRip Adam
MilkInBag: to the bronze mine PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: now we get to draft PogChamp
Evandill: !card go for the throat
LRRbot: Go for the Throat [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature.
Raithencore235: Next draft hype!
boybyhimself: Alex, I love you.
Earthenone: now we get to draft!
SharkHero08: how can you expect to make it to the pro tour if you dont read your cards? :^)
Lazarus_18: Draft seabatTROG
Raithencore235: you had Dovin Baan in that deck
n3ther: big boss man
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Earthenone: morty?
surfderf: mortify!
thebardorpheus: Mortify!
surfderf: or aeromunculus
KartoffelKaiser: Windmill slam petitioners go mill Kappa
SkylerRingtail: Force mill? Haha
surfderf: I love simin
Sibwow: petitioners PogChamp
chesul: Gruul! give them a sidewalk slam!
KartoffelKaiser: Mortify is def the pick
CyanMig: aero or mortify for me
TheWriterAleph: mort. that rare is jank
surfderf: omg force mill
freshmaker__: but the gems get you better packs. Kappa
MilkInBag: using gold is part of the LRR money laundering scheme Adam
PhoenixMelior: oh I didn't see Mortify. Yeah that seems good
Earthenone: so will chat!
Markster981: Forcing mill Kreygasm
ItsPronouncedNewParry: hey guys! love your youtube videos!
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LolCamAlpha: ohhhhh baby
Kykiwi: marduu
n3ther: someone say 420 blaze it? CiGrip
KartoffelKaiser: Oligarch or spirit
lifecharacter: That is not the gates payoff we want.
surfderf: oligarch
Earthenone: 420 gate it
thebardorpheus: Imperious Oligarch
fiftymcnasty: Gates deck
Vandred921: Orzhov is great.
IbunWest: Oligarch is very replaceable.
KartoffelKaiser: I mean you could also pick a 3rd color in two picks I'm not a cop
WiredDragon: groodion ez
PhoenixMelior: since when is LRRMtG responsible
chesul: sphinx is great too.
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MilkInBag: BUT, the jugglër
tendrilsoftragedy: gates
surfderf: but like gates ablaze will wheel
HailtheRNG: oh, gates ablaze plz
Earthenone: its a 3 mana wrath
fiftymcnasty: When had uncle Adam ever been responsible
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ram is the best
Earthenone: what more do you want
lifecharacter: I mean, angel's not good, but ram is best.
chesul: Gates ablaze doesn't kill your OP.
Tregelen: Where we're going we don't need a workable manabase
surfderf: Oligarch will get in the gate deck, ablaze should wheel
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ram is the best, In my opinion*
chesul: Ram kills your op, Ablaze doesn't.
laskotheking: Sphinx is defensible
mythund: but there's one that draws you cards how can that not be the best
MilkInBag: Jebaited
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I have however heard that the AI doesn't pick gate pay offs
the_thoughtful_gamer: always go gate!
KartoffelKaiser: Ok now hard shift into Gruul
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so it might wheel?
PhoenixMelior: it's not too late
surfderf: fuck
boybyhimself: Trumpeter
Earthenone: i said 420 gate it!
control_rig: Shift to Gruul
queenfounder: Yeah I don't know why you don't learn ;)
Sibwow: sneeeeek
tendrilsoftragedy: always gate
Evandill: take it now!
CyanMig: follow your heart
MilkInBag: ok so the trick now is to join another draft
Evandill: do it now!
ritchards: Gates! Gates! Gates!
gredgredmansson: ESPER GATES
ritchards: Gates McFadden!
thebardorpheus: Officer
TheWriterAleph: there's a sneak in my boot
WiredDragon: actual trash
KartoffelKaiser: Transport is fine
Earthenone: drill bit?
control_rig: Portal?
MilkInBag: esper seabatTROG
surfderf: officer?
StrangerColin: senate
gredgredmansson: courier or portal?
tendrilsoftragedy: take scorch
gredgredmansson: rally is sneaky
surfderf: rlly is okay
mythund: no love for looting?
control_rig: Courier would be the pick
KartoffelKaiser: Scorchmark has been medium for me. There's just so much it doesnt kill
MilkInBag: X/4s are unbeatable
tendrilsoftragedy: mardu worka
lifecharacter: If we're gates we want something to block everything.
tendrilsoftragedy: works
surfderf: rally is better if blue white
gredgredmansson: messenger
the_thoughtful_gamer: birb
the_thoughtful_gamer: GATE
MilkInBag: hey
surfderf: messenger for sureeeeee
WiredDragon: EZ
KartoffelKaiser: gate
MilkInBag: hey it's me
chesul: there's a gate payoff.
surfderf: griffin
gredgredmansson: inheritance 100%
AimBotAndy: ill
fiftymcnasty: griffin?
Earthenone: griffin seems good
Evandill: aGate colossus is ridiculous
santural: griffin i think
the_thoughtful_gamer: griffin
KartoffelKaiser: ok now we force gates like we're trying to siege a castle
mythund: 5 color gates lets go
surfderf: griffin is very good in ester I think
thebardorpheus: Inheritance is op!
chesul: inheritance is super solid.
Edgeng: inheritance is good
Edgeng: rip
tendrilsoftragedy: only if he dies Alex
KartoffelKaiser: gate
ReynardWrecca: Well look at these good boys and their Magical cards! Good evening chat also.
surfderf: zeal
PhoenixMelior: seriously, people really don't like flying
MilkInBag: mono courier
chesul: birbs!
dm818: 24
lifecharacter: Flying's pretty broken. Spiders are the only counter.
KartoffelKaiser: Flying is busted you cant block it how the fuck are you supposed to deal with that
santural: guildmage tho?
the_thoughtful_gamer: Angel or Druid
thebardorpheus: Angel
surfderf: angel or guildmage
Bengineering: Gee, guess youll have to settle for the best guildmage :P
mythund: just pretend you're playing squadron hawk
KartoffelKaiser: Guildmage might be better than angel in the gate deck
tendrilsoftragedy: stay on gates... angel. if not mage
surfderf: that's the best guildmage I think
PhoenixMelior: is the senate guildmage actually good?
gredgredmansson: information campaign?
KartoffelKaiser: gate PogChamp
fiftymcnasty: spirit
Earthenone: buttsohinx
surfderf: spirit!!!!!
HailtheRNG: chillbreezy
chesul: spirit looks great with your deck.
AshBurnem: I like big butts.
Doc_Rider: Gateway Plaza MAll
tendrilsoftragedy: take butt guy
fiftymcnasty: big chills
surfderf: yes do it. feel the power
control_rig: Chill
ReynardWrecca: @PhoenixMelior Yeah, I played a deck the other day that had two, and only two, flyers, of cumulative power 4, and I got complained about!
KartoffelKaiser: More gates PogChamp
tendrilsoftragedy: hope to get a high alert
gredgredmansson: torrent
Baldrash: This deck needs some Chill.
control_rig: Torrent is backbreaking
Earthenone: torrent might be good
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surfderf: sphinx's insight isn't bad if you're ester, especially if you have good removal
gredgredmansson: torrent stops the opponent for a whole turn
KartoffelKaiser: I think you mean Sphinges Insight Kappa
Jondare: insight or eel, torrent wheels
lifecharacter: Torrent is seven mana.
lifecharacter: Sorry six.
chesul: Eel is pretty good.
PhoenixMelior: look at Adam, evaluating cards like he listens to Limited Resources
the_thoughtful_gamer: sphinx
gredgredmansson: knight arbiter/
Earthenone: drake
aldruon: yay Alex, man i missed you, i don't watch much of N100.
chesul: sphinx.
lifecharacter: Knight Arbiter just kills people.
samubtdp1985: sphinx
A_lightning: drake
surfderf: take the drake now?
Earthenone: drake is nuts with afterlife
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queenfounder: Alex you're making me hungry!
matty0409: 2/5
mythund: arbiter just makes people sad
KartoffelKaiser: Sphinx is too hard to cast in any deck that isnt just azorius
fiftymcnasty: Knight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I should also have mentioned. I am astoundingly bad at RNA draft
control_rig: Take the whole pack
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
surfderf: like with both dudes you get +1/+1
thebardorpheus: Knight
aitsu100: Drake or Sphinx
KartoffelKaiser: Knight or Drake are defensible
Saintnex: I mean they are all sweet
Baldrash: Slam Knight?
HailtheRNG: i think its the knight, but that's me
Raithencore235: You have lots of flying
PhoenixMelior: LRRbot says listen to Ben for this pick
KartoffelKaiser: We cannot cast sphinx
matty0409: knight
fiftymcnasty: consign?
tendrilsoftragedy: sphinx or drake for me knight is 3rd right now but brilliant if you get a high alert
surfderf: almost every creature you have is flying
thebardorpheus: Removal
lifecharacter: When you draft three colors somethings always open.
MechaKuuga: spy is good too
tendrilsoftragedy: chillyb
fiftymcnasty: Paid off
mythund: rewarded
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it wheeled!
fiftymcnasty: run all the couriers
lifecharacter: 4/4 owls lets go.
surfderf: high alert!
freshmaker__: butt boiz
TheWriterAleph: BUTTS
A_lightning: pick 8 too
gredgredmansson: guildgate
Earthenone: so much chill
thebardorpheus: Pegasus
surfderf: this is like the same deck lol
the_thoughtful_gamer: I think Azorious might be open
KartoffelKaiser: Alert: the enemy has taken our gates
surfderf: no pegasus
KartoffelKaiser: gate
lifecharacter: Yes you chill
JerecoPlays: Pegasus for low drops?
fiftymcnasty: or pegasus
colonelcustard2000: locket
Saintnex: I think the pegasus might be better?
Raithencore235: pegasus
PhoenixMelior: we azorious now
control_rig: Azorius and Chill
BubbaRad: pegasus
surfderf: Pegasus and high alert are combo as hell
ZuNy77: chilly boi
Jorge4hg: yhey going to be so chill
queenfounder: Draft was crazy yesterday too. What's going on
Werewalrus99: pegasus
KartoffelKaiser: We're almost done on playables but we're low on gates
Tantaburs: 5/5 in unblockable go
laskotheking: Gate
fiftymcnasty: 3/3 for 2
tendrilsoftragedy: look at curve
tendrilsoftragedy: change viewa
gredgredmansson: we have 3 gates
BubbaRad: chillbringer is 5 mana
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Konda020946: you do know that you are drafting agaionst pcs if i remeber correctly
Werewalrus99: curve
mythund: considering curve is a bad plan Kappa
colonelcustard2000: pick zee locket
fiftymcnasty: gate
1losttheGame: we dont need 3 chillbringers
Kykiwi: ya bolt it alex Kappa
Squiidd_pope: Cant have enough chillbringers
lifecharacter: Take the one piece of enchantment removal?
gredgredmansson: gate gate
CyanMig: gate it up
KartoffelKaiser: ok there we go take gate
PhoenixMelior: gates are good
ritchards: You aren't running Etheral Absolution, so there's your first mistake
fiftymcnasty: junk for a 6/6?
SkylerRingtail: Shield is a weird combo with High Alert at least
aldruon: Alex, a 3/3 flying is beat by a 3/4 flying or a gift of strength :P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awww Mirror March?
KartoffelKaiser: We can cut black
PhoenixMelior: I don't think you're playing black either
Earthenone: mark out?
the_thoughtful_gamer: RAM IT
fiftymcnasty: exaltation
EvilBadman: junktroller if defender
surfderf: splash just for mortify
mistborn83: Hi Friends! seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: We can also take ram
Jondare: get that exhaltation
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh hey. my favorite Goat
surfderf: take the flyer
thebardorpheus: Inhirtance
gredgredmansson: syndicate?
KartoffelKaiser: We have a simic guildgate
chesul: and there's the Ram.
CyanMig: exaltation can be real annoying
matty0409: Goat!
KartoffelKaiser: We can try to splash green
gredgredmansson: OOH didnt see the ram
Saintnex: I think the exaltation or the messenger?
freshmaker__: Mirror MArch is great! my edh decks.
surfderf: flyer is good with high alert and your flying buff guy
HailtheRNG: inheritance.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Mirror March and Wall of Lost thoughts could just win you the game. better lucky than good
HailtheRNG: bee that guy
matty0409: ram dream
Baldrash: Sentinel’s Mark, probably?
lifecharacter: Mark's just good.
AGiantRoach: had a guy demolish people with march at the PR
KartoffelKaiser: What are we giving up by not taking ram?
chesul: we don't have enough gates to make Ram great.
teh_v: Mark is the best out of the 3
Raithencore235: Angelic?
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Mr_Horrible: i vote mark
queenfounder: I'm not sure gates is exactly plan A right now with some of these picks
Werewalrus99: mark i think
Kykiwi: angelic can get you there
Jondare: angelic is absurd, at worst it just abysses your opp every turn while letting you keep the shields up
lifecharacter: More butts.
Earthenone: mark works well with high alert
control_rig: Exaltation is great with evasion
surfderf: they are 4/4 flyers its perfect
thebardorpheus: Inheritance ez
Earthenone: flying man
ChipMissile: You got it Alex LUL
korvys: gate
BleedingToast: mirror match: weird card, love the art
fiftymcnasty: gate
Kykiwi: peeeeeter
the_thoughtful_gamer: gate
KartoffelKaiser: pteramander is so bad in draft
surfderf: take ze gate
known_kadath: pteremander!
shurtal: is this ranked best of one, or traditional?
tendrilsoftragedy: gate
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fiftymcnasty: thrull?
known_kadath: spirit?
laskotheking: thrull
thebardorpheus: Spire Mangler
the_thoughtful_gamer: spirit
Earthenone: spirit as a defensive 3?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i so badly want to do something with Mirror March but it feels like such a 6 mana do nothing
mistborn83: The combo of tower defense, azourius knight, and high alert is bonkers.
control_rig: Spirit?
fiftymcnasty: there are a lot of 5s in this format
lifecharacter: Portal for removal dodging?
surfderf: spirit is good
surfderf: mangler is also good
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Mal2mad: counter?
PhoenixMelior: is Portal helping you?
gredgredmansson: mangler is nonbo with high alert
the_thoughtful_gamer: Spirit asists your slower build
JaymicUnyielding: Hi Adam + Alex + Chat!
lifecharacter: More owl.
surfderf: fair
PhoenixMelior: maybe 15
fiftymcnasty: gate
Earthenone: knight?
KartoffelKaiser: 2 is probably too many tbh
KartoffelKaiser: It's not great
PhoenixMelior: the vampire though
gredgredmansson: gates everywhere
surfderf: no such thing as too many alex
lifecharacter: You know what's terrible with high alert? A 3/1 for 3.
PhoenixMelior: that 3/1 lifelink seems real good honestly
KartoffelKaiser: Our mana is so gooood
tidehollowcat: Orzhov is super open
HailtheRNG: maybe the draw 4 might have been good, but whatevs
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itsrileypm1: bots are....bad at drafting, lol
KartoffelKaiser: We are being handed a deck on a velvet lined pillow is happening
gredgredmansson: how many total gates
korvys: You could play the Payment now
Saintnex: manas great, and honestly, we have a pretty sweet deck
tendrilsoftragedy: shimmer might make it... digs to high alert
aldruon: plaza counts as a gate for your colossus
gredgredmansson: plaza is a gate
jonasjonIV: yes.
PhoenixMelior: you need more than a single swamp to splash mortify, I don't think it's worth it
Skajetolaf: This deck amazingly disgusting
KartoffelKaiser: You don't even need 3 of them
korvys: Shimmer to find the High Alert?
Skajetolaf: It almost feels like Dimir that's how disgusting this is
NrgSpoon: they have a swamp and a gate
PhoenixMelior: ah ok
KartoffelKaiser: We have an orzhov guildgate and a gateway plaza
PhoenixMelior: low quality, couldn't tell if that was an orzhov guildgate
korvys: I think the Final Payment would be good
gredgredmansson: 7 GATES
fiftymcnasty: dump the quench?
the_thoughtful_gamer: cut a pegasus?
Earthenone: i dont think flying beat down nesisarily wants an impulse?
tendrilsoftragedy: i like this
Ryenji: I would cut quench
lifecharacter: Mortify one of the few removals for the big Sphinx.
A_lightning: need the removal
flatluigi: i'd put the thrull in since you're splashing black already
flatluigi: thrull is so good
PhoenixMelior: if you're racing in the air do you really need removal?
Doc_Rider: Cut the swamp
fiftymcnasty: cut quench?
korvys: Cut bounce
Doc_Rider: You have a black source
samubtdp1985: peg
korvys: Cut bounce, play Payment
KartoffelKaiser: That seems fine
Skajetolaf: Duelist > Pegasus
tidehollowcat: I'm pretty sure pegasus is the cut
Mangledpixel: boop
Saintnex: !card faerie duelist
LRRbot: Faerie Duelist [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / When Faerie Duelist enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−0 until end of turn.
unarmedoracle: heya are we crushing nerds in here?
korvys: I mean, I'm just one guy, but I like killing a dude more than bouncing
Mangledpixel: ooh, this looks interesting
mistborn83: Admonition is sooo good
Earthenone: !findquote nerds
LRRbot: Quote #3134: "I don't play Magic. Magic is for nerds." —Kate [2016-08-08]
Oatway_: hi cam
MintChocDoublin: are we playing any cowboy magic today alex?
Saintnex: @unarmedoracle does crushing a draft count?
BubbaRad: griffen better than messenger?
Saintnex: because its a sweet deck
KartoffelKaiser: @unarmedoracle we're doing esper gate value
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Squiidd_pope: Admonition is a beating
aldruon: Adam be careful, you're sitting next to Ulamog the ceaseless hunger!
Squiidd_pope: Specially with my tendencies to run big mana decks in limited
flatluigi: toss this
BloodnBullets: shooting from the hip!
SkylerRingtail: Ewww
Kykiwi: triple 5 drop
korvys: Gamble
KartoffelKaiser: this is also cowboy magic
Kykiwi: oof
HailtheRNG: yikes
unarmedoracle: this hand is cowboy magic
mistborn83: cowboy!
KartoffelKaiser: this hand is def cowboy magic
CyanMig: believe in the heart of the cards
SkylerRingtail: Haven't we learned our lesson?
MintChocDoublin: gamble, demonic consultation, the exile 10 draw 7. i forget the name
korvys: Gamble seems like supreme cowboy magic
tidehollowcat: I've recently convinced a couple of people at my LGS to play Canlander. I have loved the format for a long time, but people in my area are actually playing it now.
lifecharacter: We quench their bear and die to the three drop.
flatluigi: rip
mistborn83: Giddy Up
ShadeofHades: You have quench, one land gets mortify. It's fiiiiine
KartoffelKaiser: @gredgredmanson of course not
Hingadora: Yeehaw!
unarmedoracle: skill
tendrilsoftragedy: if you remove a 5 drop do you keep that 6... i think you do.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: never doubted it
OessiMC: adam keeps all the hands an is never punished
surfderf: got there
mistborn83: Never punished. James is upset somewhere
KartoffelKaiser: do it
KartoffelKaiser: goozle them
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
1losttheGame: sho shoo
korvys: benginDab
deyja429: It's because James is not here. The curse us temporarily gone.
Squiidd_pope: BEGON THOT
lifecharacter: Arena has taken notes from Hearthstone and allows people to play with the board.
darkecologist: what a refreshing quench
Saintnex: we just banished our Opp to the shadow realm
aldruon: Adam + Alex = Lucksack easy math
Mal2mad: No land
Saintnex: not a land, but the guildmage isnt terrible
ZuNy77: and they never saw another land that game
KartoffelKaiser: ow our bones
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Earthenone: i would fairy to gain 2
flatluigi: I would've played the duelist out
Despoiler98: !next
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Skajetolaf: Duelist for +2 would have been fin yeah
TheOtherTrevor: Somebody defeated the Gargoyles
mistborn83: Alex lol
freshmaker__: is the bell for a new pope or something?
deyja429: Or Funnerals too.
surfderf: they ring bells when THE KING DIES
HailtheRNG: woof
KartoffelKaiser: I think they ring bells when you get sick value
Mangledpixel: they ring bells every Sunday in some places
KartoffelKaiser: We just start bringing the chill until all their stuff stops moving
deyja429: Chill out.
korvys: Ice to meet you
gredgredmansson: glacial shard?
lifecharacter: Swing kill the double block
MalBeam: what killed the gruul? the ice age!
surfderf: thrill helps a lot
queenfounder: Mortify and plaza?
deyja429: Thrull?
surfderf: like, it changes race math and they lose a card
KartoffelKaiser: Jam and mortify if value presents itself
KartoffelKaiser: We can also loot or gain life after blocks
Jondare: you can block and then gain life
NrgSpoon: don't forget guildmage ability this turn
tendrilsoftragedy: loot
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Adam, a performer who I think yo would really like debuted on NXT last night
lifecharacter: They're a brave dead person.
Earthenone: loot away plaza?
Saintnex: !card aeromunculus
LRRbot: Aeromunculus [1GU] | Creature — Homunculus Mutant [2/3] | Flying / {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1.
Raithencore235: Adapt
KartoffelKaiser: They have adapt mana up.
ShadeofHades: !card Collision // Colossus
LRRbot: Collision // Colossus | Collision [1{R/G}] | Instant | Collision deals 6 damage to target creature with flying. // Colossus [RG] | Instant | Target creature gets +4/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
korvys: Yeah, but Arena has square cards, so 90 degree turning would be bad
Earthenone: !card lava axe
LRRbot: Lava Axe [4R] | Sorcery | Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Skajetolaf: Gain two at end of turn
flatluigi: guildmage
flatluigi: rip
NrgSpoon: missed 2 life
mythund: bad plays are what kill you probably, it's what killed them
deyja429: GG Opponent.
NrgSpoon: but gg
Saintnex: lrrHORN
LolCamAlpha: skrt
ZuNy77: debt due
Grammis: we got em
gredgredmansson: VICTOLY
HailtheRNG: gg
jonasjonIV: perfect
ChipMissile: Easy baby game for babies
solahwin_tampramain: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
flatluigi: hooray
Buxx345: LAVA AXE
surfderf: lit
flatluigi: retire champion
LolCamAlpha: cowboy magic pays off! YEEHAW!
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mistborn83: gabySlay gabySlay gabySlay gabySlay seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN gabySlay gabySlay gabySlay
Markster981: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TheWarbo: We 1/1 game?
Skajetolaf: WELL DONE!
morgoth_bauglyr: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
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Robot_Bones: not activating guildmage will really hurt your splits
lifecharacter: Adam and the seabatTROG
fiftymcnasty: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Aarek: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Saintnex: lol
tendrilsoftragedy: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Lazarus_18: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Invitare: seabatTROG
Markster981: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Invitare: licking slime!
1losttheGame: eating our cave slime seabatTROG seabatTROG
Despoiler98: WoooooooooW
ThornedKelp: BibleThump BibleThump
SerGarretCameron: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
n3ther: my slime is very delicious
aBoredBarista: seabatTROG
unarmedoracle: i'm here for this
Despoiler98: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
Lazarus_18: cave slime seabatTROG
NrgSpoon: i'll have you know that slime is very nutritious
skrt_01: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: This hand is such gas
Grammis: Me no caveman SMOrc
freshmaker__: slime yummy
JusticeJuice: The cave slime is tasty. seabatTROG seabatTROG
tendrilsoftragedy: that mana...
TheWarbo: !findquote cave
LRRbot: Quote #4496: "The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in." —Alex [2017-11-17]
unarmedoracle: that slime is honey mustard, adam
KartoffelKaiser: This is the slowest 3 land hand I've ever seen keep it and die to rakdos do it
Saintnex: chooo chooo
mistborn83: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
lifecharacter: Last game we had 3 5 drops we'll be fine.
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Markster981: me cast quench for lethal seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
PhoenixMelior: endless resub?
surfderf: you can gain 2 life a turn with the guildmage
surfderf: so fast
tidehollowcat: seems deece
Earthenone: that slime is called "horsey sauce"
SompSmash: !uptime
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TheSoftestBunny: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5668: "Suck it, Twitch chat!" —Adam [2019-01-02]
surfderf: hi ben
KartoffelKaiser: "Play gateway plaza, sac it, pass"
TheSoftestBunny: omg
n3ther: omg
morgoth_bauglyr: GOT EM
frozenphoenix7: This kills the Adam
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gredgredmansson: what happend
Catastrophil: That's one hell of a laugh
Grammis: Quench time
tendrilsoftragedy: alex timing
tidehollowcat: lrrSLOTH
NathanJay_GA: This kills the Savidan
KartoffelKaiser: Alex why do you bring that cursed shit into our wholesome stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hot Spit Takes?
Furrytractor68: SHASHAW!
Earthenone: hot takes in your area?
Oatway_: get wrecked grandma
Mal2mad: Ghost appear and fadea a-waaaay
TheBob58: That's a hot duelist
tendrilsoftragedy: mage
Grammis: First things first Aftermath the chronic is back
Skajetolaf: If you Quench your magic thrist you need to take a Mana Leak afterwards?
ChipMissile: Jeep, jeep, I'm a beep!
Saintnex: Dear Dr Adam, how does it feel to have all the answers?
gredgredmansson: The paper says I can't be blocked
LolCamAlpha: Arbiter is BALLER
tendrilsoftragedy: Adam put em on alert
mistborn83: the add tower defense and you have a winner
control_rig: Oh no doggo
KartoffelKaiser: "I have a warrant gtf out of my way"
korvys: Pinchy McStingbutt
control_rig: Please don't sac the dog op
NathanJay_GA: So did you two coordinate to wear your bluest shirts, or was this a pleasant coincidence?
tendrilsoftragedy: Crab!!!
KartoffelKaiser: Every bird caws like that in Arena. It's great and terrible
mistborn83: home alone
unarmedoracle: When I play Magic the Gathering. At Home. Alone.
PhoenixMelior: don't loot
Earthenone: heal up for safety?
n3ther: forever home alone
fiftymcnasty: just gain life
Jondare: just gain a life
Raithencore235: Cam, with the BURN
fiftymcnasty: 7 turn clock
KartoffelKaiser: opponent looking at their blockers like they mean a damned thing
mistborn83: Adam you seem like you have some extra energy!
korvys: Looting gets you closer to High Alert
unarmedoracle: knight-arbiter is an unreasonable card
Mal2mad: Dire Bears?
Doc_Rider: So who all is taking part in the Commander game tomorrow night on the Paper Fight?
tidehollowcat: @Raithencore235 Cam plays Aristocrats!
n3ther: hey is unblockable a fun mechanic?
KartoffelKaiser: Is this that vintage deck? "Oops all gas"?
SwankyFlea: Hi guys rockHeart
Grammis: 5 toughness is basically indestructible
PhoenixMelior: is there a reason Adam isn't killing the 2/4 to get in in the air?
Saintnex: I mean even if they kill it, we kinda rule the skies?
freshmaker__: Is it ravnica commander?
gredgredmansson: I wish I knew more about the sets to figure out something like the Paper Fight
Uzumaki15: Hi Adam and Alex
Kykiwi: it is a fair call
morgoth_bauglyr: notrADAMus
fiftymcnasty: James like to make someone sit out
frozenphoenix7: Someone is always upset in the youtube comments though.
walkwithoutrhythm: I feel called out
Catastrophil: Oh sweet, I love commander nights
gredgredmansson: @freshmaker__ ravnica commander but you can only use cards from ravnica sets
Markster981: Im upset just thinking about it
unarmedoracle: HOLY SHIT
ritchards: Hi Cam!
bondeulv: does James actually enjoy commander?
KartoffelKaiser: Adam you just got cam
lifecharacter: They're afraid
Earthenone: !findquote nostradam
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
unarmedoracle: love to see that. the accidental all attack followed by the i have nothing pass
Hingadora: Please put that in the quote bot. XD
MalBeam: that's why you should loot
tidehollowcat: Well, This is gummed up board state
Oatway_: still no land
Oatway_: oh wait one gate
Earthenone: !findquote Nostradamus
LRRbot: Quote #5434: "See that? Putting the Adam in Nostradamus!" —Adam [2018-10-23]
incredulouspasserby: A suggestion: maybe don’t overcommit in case they have the board wipe?
KartoffelKaiser: That gate colossus attacks past basically their whole board
gredgredmansson: why didnt you cast it
freshmaker__: @gredgredmansson nice!
BloodnBullets: couldnt you final payment the 2/4 then swing in the air?
KartoffelKaiser: They have one thing that can block it
Despoiler98: um yes please?
Earthenone: let them specticle
mistborn83: who cares
n3ther: 4 mana open, gate colossus cost 4 monkaHMM
Kykiwi: drill bit main board
unarmedoracle: like they have a hojillion mana anyway
MalBeam: the juggles
tidehollowcat: Never boring
Kramburger: Morning Adam & Alex, morning chat
KartoffelKaiser: oh no they got a 2 mana discount on the spell that doesnt matter
NrgSpoon: draw high alert and win
Saintnex: I think if we final payment the 2/4 we have lethal?
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jonasjonIV: you win
ChipMissile: It has hexproof if it's highlighted!
TheWriterAleph: sacre blue, le jongleur!
bondeulv: jam
jonasjonIV: jam
fiftymcnasty: I think you win if you jam
Robot_Bones: jam on the gas
bondeulv: with flyers they die
EvilBadman: Math is for blockers
Kykiwi: yea should have jamed while ago
OessiMC: They look dead
MalBeam: jam, kill the spirit before blocks
KartoffelKaiser: Jam what are they going to do kill you on the crack back?
Furrytractor68: They're dead VoHiYo
MechaKuuga: math is for CHUMPS
Zoozle: I hate having to admit that Homestuck was exactly wrong about Juggalos.
1losttheGame: all attack they dead
Oatway_: settle
RatekStormcrow: settle
Oatway_: with three mana
HailtheRNG: math is for suckers
Furrytractor68: Settle the Wreckage?
Grammis: it's draft though
Lightningbro: Math's for blockers? also Hi Chat.
Varrey: MATH is for blockers?
CommanderPulsar: math is for blockers
tidehollowcat: math is for blockers
teh_v: settle KappaHD
Furrytractor68: For 3 mana
RatekStormcrow: fog
Kramburger: That's a big brain play
Simonark: You forgot one.
gredgredmansson: you truly are azorius
1losttheGame: maybe they panic
Skajetolaf: Final Payment one of the flyers? :p
HailtheRNG: are you about to get roped?
gredgredmansson: @Simonark the one on the ground?
Catastrophil: Math is especially for blockers when you're on 22, and the opp is on 5
Sibwow: his therapy is killing everyone
unarmedoracle: i mean, it's definitely been there in their music the whole time. riddle box is basically a medieval morality play
Despoiler98: slytqFacepalm
MalBeam: they have watchdog
gredgredmansson: Sac it to Final Payment?
BloodnBullets: final payment sacking the duelist
Jondare: should have sacced the bird to kill the spires
Despoiler98: scooooooop?
Simonark: In all fairness I think I typed that in the wrong window, sorry!
Despoiler98: slytqRIP
TheWriterAleph: kah.boom.
mistborn83: wrath!
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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KartoffelKaiser: Discord I've come to bargain
Lightningbro: I've not seen that Discord update screen
SoldieroFortune: Oh, sorry, that's my dinner...
Earthenone: lrrHAM
bondeulv: mull
Jeezy56: lrrHAM
KartoffelKaiser: not a keep
Kykiwi: ham is very close to bacon
BloodnBullets: lrrHAM
flatluigi: nope
control_rig: :lrrham:
Robot_Bones: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Mister_Hush: snap keep
Catastrophil: Hahaha "Oh, it's ham..."
Amentur: lrrHAM
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cheezweazl: BACON!!!!!!!!!..... or ham.....
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Znazl: MULL
urthai: ship it
ChaoticObserver: lrrHAM
SwankyFlea: do not keep
Nocxia: lrrHAM lrrHAM
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:22.
KartoffelKaiser: throw that back
teh_v: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
unarmedoracle: this is not cowboy magic
TheBob58: Seems bad
TheSoftestBunny: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Earthenone: 2 lands, no fear
A_lightning: just say no
Doc_Rider: lrrHAM
mistborn83: m,ull
TheWriterAleph: hell to the no
tidehollowcat: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
surfderf: keep nothing can go wrong
tehfewl: deck is a banger
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhh idk
Raithencore235: Ship it to the sea
Mr_Horrible: it's gotta go
cmdrud87: So, Ben is going Ham?
Furrytractor68: Keep and flash sentinel on their creature to instill fear
tidehollowcat: mULL
Saintnex: its real bad, imh
flatluigi: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
1losttheGame: its perfect seabatTROG
mistborn83: COWBOY!
flyingdelorion: lrrHAM
colonelcustard2000: welp
Kykiwi: i thought we were doing cowboy magic?
Kramburger: Punished Savidan
MechaKuuga: Beggin strips AINT real bacon
OessiMC: This looks like a nice juicy lrrHAM
1losttheGame: its the exact opposite of what we had in the first hand LUL
mythund: this isn't very cowboy of you adam
KartoffelKaiser: hey now more castable spells is nice
Trueblunts: Pork belly Kreygasm
aldruon: i mean, Adam you're not wrong, Canadian bacon is just ham right?
Robot_Bones: this is how democracy falls
surfderf: game of skill no luck involved
control_rig: RUINED
Edgeng: that's pretty big
KartoffelKaiser: We can fog it though
unarmedoracle: r u srs rn y/n
Robot_Bones: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Lightningbro: -1 damage, it walks forward and heals Adam. But no, sadly math doesn't work that way
OessiMC: Deny lifegain maximum rude
Edgeng: Uh oh
flatluigi: uh oh
KartoffelKaiser: Next turn we start dropping birds like its avian flu season
Simonark: Can race it? You're morally obligated to, for all our sakes!
HailtheRNG: this is suboptimal
Grammis: we just need a heck of a lot of faeirie duelist and we'll win
Znazl: Birbs away
tidehollowcat: birb
tehfewl: that changes the math a bit
flatluigi: inheritance is such a surprisingly strong card in draft
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Lightningbro: W...wouldn't you block there? they were tapped out...
mistborn83: you guild mage is going to be good aginst IGI
SwankyFlea: But leonin still meow
flatluigi: oh fuck
Kykiwi: OOf
n3ther: oh hey
Earthenone: lrrSCOOP
mistborn83: OH NO!
Kykiwi: scoop
control_rig: Ooooofa dooofa
Jondare: GG
Furrytractor68: Well they win VoHiYo
n3ther: that card is beatable... not
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well i guess we lose
bondeulv: Lightningbro they had B up
Sibwow: almost spit take there
control_rig: Wrecked
urthai: uh oh
gredgredmansson: OH DEAR.
TheBob58: RIP in peace
LolCamAlpha: yiiiiikes
fiftymcnasty: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
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OessiMC: All the horror enchantments
hey_kelvin: well this sucks
colonelcustard2000: RIP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah
AGiantRoach: seabatYIKES
deyja429: !scoop
Lightningbro: @bondeulv B? What'd I miss?
mistborn83: lrrFINE lrrFINE
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tehfewl: just scoop now, its not worth it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we're dying, but not dead yet
Grammis: Silly Wotc that's not a moritfy
bondeulv: they had an untapped swamp
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun seabatTROG are Adam's beauitiful children
Trollbonist: Only mostly dead, which is still a little bit alive
tidehollowcat: lrrAWW
flatluigi: you're dead to inheritance if you don't block
gredgredmansson: are we just dead
Kykiwi: must block
bondeulv: to pay for activation of panther
mythund: dead
Kykiwi: dont
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oops
flatluigi: rip
Kykiwi: your ded
gredgredmansson: and you are dead
fiftymcnasty: have to block both
LolCamAlpha: tehfewl , scooping's for cowards!
OessiMC: aaaaand ded
hey_kelvin: gain life
ZuNy77: you die to activation
Kykiwi: Oh
Ryenji: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: double oops
n3ther: i mean still dead
flatluigi: still dead
LolCamAlpha: (also hey)
ZuNy77: opp wiffed
KartoffelKaiser: they didn't see the line PogChamp
korvys: loot
flatluigi: guildmage!
gredgredmansson: guildmage for mortify
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they still can
Grammis: LOOT
Furrytractor68: YOU LIVE! VoHiYo
control_rig: They didn't see the line
flatluigi: guildmage for health
queenfounder: If 1 is not 0 then 4 is like winning
OessiMC: still ded though
TheOtherTrevor: have to kill both.
KartoffelKaiser: i mean we still die
BobaRobes: gotta get those daily's I guess
ZuNy77: adam is made of horseshoes
MechaKuuga: oops a daisy
Znazl: theres a chance
control_rig: Nope
mythund: F
gredgredmansson: HIGH ALERT VALUE
s0lesurviv0r: did they both forget about inheritance?? clzLUL
urthai: lots of people miss the second ability of that card
Grammis: :(
KartoffelKaiser: We almost died to inheritance instead of ethereal absolution
korvys: My favourite play of this format so far was stealing Etherial Absolution with Eyes Everywhere
PhoenixMelior: oh, that's not a fair card
Robot_Bones: narrator : He didn't
control_rig: Sad caw
unarmedoracle: caw caw back f i'm dead
unarmedoracle: bang*
ritchards: No Izzet in this deck Alex
TheElrad: no, it's Orzhov
Znazl: 🤗
Mr_Horrible: ethereal absolutely bonkers
Doc_Rider: Even Ben is wearing blue.
freshmaker__: oh good
flatluigi: oh no
Kykiwi: LOL
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
surfderf: good hand? but no land
morgoth_bauglyr: uuuuuuuh
Saintnex: ummm
LolCamAlpha: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
hey_kelvin: ?
control_rig: WHY
breathlessisthehunt: uhm
russerbutter: twice you passed up sentinels mark which would have gained you life
TheBob58: Can't wait for that
KartoffelKaiser: TakeNRG take my good vibes Ben
AGiantRoach: hahahaha WHAT
Varrey: !pardon
Jorge4hg: again?
urthai: Now I feel like watching The Crow again
aldruon: hey adam, what are all your replacements for swears? i just love fiddlesticks
thomturtle: Mmm.
thomturtle: What?
solahwin_tampramain: katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles katesNiles
Orgmastron: YES
manfred909: ???
NathanJay_GA: excuse me?
PhoenixMelior: why was Beej there?!
Jeezy56: #BeejRemembers
Varrey: Is Alex okay.
sxysoy: YES something i never know i needed
Mr_Horrible: Adam like "hmm, this escapes me"
TehAmelie: the word is "fugues", Adam
PhoenixMelior: oh I'm so excited.
EvilBadman: whaddamaneuver
GoAmpDog2: Spoiler
Kramburger: "All this BEEF"
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Saintnex: uhhh tos?
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Sibwow: vince mcMen?
sxysoy: please no
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KartoffelKaiser: One day Vince is going to either die, or kill death, and I don't know which is more likely
TehAmelie: Vince McMahon is Spiders-Man? i knew it
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AGiantRoach: i love Adam's insight into the glorious mind of Mr McMahon
freshmaker__: I'm genuinely of the belief that Vinny Mac is a lich.
bondeulv: guildmage
TheWriterAleph: i imagine that one scene from Slither, but with little vinces sliming away
surfderf: the AAF debuts this weekend, an additional pro football league not affiliated with the NFL
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sxysoy: @freshmaker__ me to
gredgredmansson: good ol gyre quench
bondeulv: saw that one coming
BloodnBullets: quanch
mistborn83: so much extra clicking lol
hd_dabnado: are we azoirus buts?
s0lesurviv0r: is Arena Football still a thing?
Znazl: Ice to meet you
Mr_Horrible: "They quenched me, Jerry!"
bondeulv: yes you do
gredgredmansson: Esper Gate butts
BloodnBullets: it triggers on attack
Earthenone: if they attack will it use LKI?
urthai: kill the beastmaster on the attack
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queenfounder: WU butts and gates!
flatluigi: kill before attacks so no buff
surfderf: alrighty folks, I need to go eat some food because I am very hungry
flatluigi: oh ri
Kumakaori: Whee adam & alex >D.
Simonark: Get them the oldfashioned way, frame them for a terrible crime?
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KartoffelKaiser: It does yes
MrQBear: He did T-Pose to assort dominance in that Superhero pen and paper game, right?
n3ther: last known info and yadda yadda
Gregarious_Potato: Hey Alex and Adam! Alex loved you and Serge doing commentary on Saturday!
Earthenone: pterry is a problem
bondeulv: gets it unless you give it -x/-x
LolCamAlpha: Only one fun
Kramburger: Adam, do a Fun
BloodnBullets: keep it tapped with guildmage
Kykiwi: final payment
Simonark: Pluck?
CardKingdom: Good afternoon LRR!
Mr_Horrible: final payment
BloodnBullets: damn wrong guildmage
hd_dabnado: guildmage doesnt tap...
Earthenone: sphinx into land high allert?
Mr_Horrible: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: that birb booty Kreygasm
TheWriterAleph: got damn
flatluigi: wrecked
TheElrad: because Green has never had pump spells
NexusVoxx: oofa
KartoffelKaiser: oh hey its green ball lightning
Earthenone: theres always a bigger beast
Mr_Horrible: okay, now this is getting silly
hd_dabnado: land pls
hd_dabnado: oof
TheWriterAleph: loot for answer?
flatluigi: spires lets you live a turn
Earthenone: 2/7 can block the 6.6
tidehollowcat: I'm finally starting to assemble a Canadian Highlander community at my lgs.
cmdrud87: deck pls...
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooLove
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RomanianMyEscutcheon: Please, Mr. Rosewater, give these good boys more land.
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bondeulv: 8/8?
Znazl: vigilance
NexusVoxx: @tidehollowcat hype! whatcha playin?
tidehollowcat: Pteramander is great
OessiMC: Do we have a choice
queenfounder: But you don't get land any more. You did so well without drawing it before
A_lightning: have we seen high alert yet
TheWriterAleph: ptera is ridonk
deyja429: Pchump pthe pteramander?
tidehollowcat: Mardu Aristocrats and Simic Lands
Znazl: big booty courier took that beast
flatluigi: more chumps
Earthenone: more sky chumps!
gredgredmansson: attack w/ the vig guy
MalBeam: play one courier, loot the other
Kykiwi: just feed it more birds
TheOtherTrevor: might as well attack here. vigilance
NrgSpoon: you can at least attack with that courier
Zoozle: Triple block Ptero?
n3ther: now you can trip block and chump 6/6
SkylerRingtail: Would triple blocking the Beast work to kill it?
Earthenone: 2/7 might as well attack?
Grammis: Adam's on chump mode
Kykiwi: ouch
gredgredmansson: don't worry, youve been on stream for a while
bondeulv: ded
TheWriterAleph: woof
gredgredmansson: !uptime
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gredgredmansson: oh wait
Saintnex: oh well thats game I think?
flatluigi: that's game
AGiantRoach: we can still gain 2
tidehollowcat: @NexusVoxx lots of things, because, with a cube I can make a LOT of decks.
KartoffelKaiser: hippity hoppity opponent is destroying our property
deyja429: Block and Loot?
TheOtherTrevor: triple block and chump?
Xavorin: Oh, hi friends.
gredgredmansson: and you are dead
mariammistressofmanifolds: Guildmage could block here
n3ther: there was a different triple block
deyja429: We are still dead now.
mariammistressofmanifolds: and then courier blocks flyer
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KartoffelKaiser: basic island aint gonna do it
n3ther: but they'd stiull have their 5/5 flier
Despoiler98: !next
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berzthebeast: ???
KartoffelKaiser: That was the line that would win the game if it worked.
Grammis: New game new me
HondoTrigger: ahahahaha
Kykiwi: lol
KartoffelKaiser: Other lines would have made us live for a turn, but not given us outs to actually win in the future
Earthenone: he means poop
NexusVoxx: um
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n3ther: lmao
itsrileypm1: uhhhhhhhh
TheWriterAleph: LUL
gredgredmansson: keep
northos: !card stinkweed imp
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
KartoffelKaiser: Editor's note: Dredge 5 means shit
Varrey: Just go to 1, then win the coinflip off your Mana Crypt and win from there.
gredgredmansson: we get courier on 3
ulifernando01: Pokemon gym leader is next
PhoenixMelior: you drew it once, you were just dead
HesGotNoPants: @kartoffelkaiser that's what I thought
lifecharacter: Our brave but foolish opponent.
itsrileypm1: GOOD NEWS
Znazl: big oof opp
TheWriterAleph: now is your time boy!
Edgeng: Dangerous
Saintnex: the greeeeeed
flatluigi: isn't this 1-2 bracket
unarmedoracle: Our opponent is courageous. Let's kill them.
PhoenixMelior: they have a lot of that lrrGREED
SwankyFlea: It's turning out well somehow
ChipMissile: ruh roh
tidehollowcat: lrrGREED
n3ther: totally going to outskill this opponent Kappa
DerPilsner: We get Adam today? Oh boy.
HondoTrigger: cheer100 have you feasted on that oatmeal yet adam? :)
KartoffelKaiser: Well we didn't make opponent keep that hand. Let's punish them for it.
Edgeng: Land time
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TheStuckOnGeometer: back at 1 i guess... but that adam value tho...
Robot_Bones: This is what adam says for every boshy fight tbh
tidehollowcat: Why is that the explore sound effect?
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, we punish them by setting up while they can't feed us shots
NathanJay_GA: Adam, you take that back. Take back that self-doubt, now!
mistborn83: That sounds like Baby talk Adam
HondoTrigger: phase 2 is better than we were previously :D
Saintnex: I believe Adam, I believe you will punish the Opp with the wrath of the wrestling gods :D
Robot_Bones: and yet he always over comes
Izandai: Oh you're at Solgryn? Sweet.
Invitare: thats not an exaggeration by the way. He's literally almost died 1000 times
Grammis: Is boshy good hard or bad hard?
Robot_Bones: yes
Mangledpixel: kinda both
Izandai: Yes.
cheetoJack: Except for Sonic it seems Good Hard
TheWriterAleph: to send a message
Xavorin: Satisfying hard
zarbit: boshy seems to mostly be good hard
Izandai: It depends on how you like your hard.
KartoffelKaiser: Up to user discretion. It's good hard if you like precision platforming and bad hard if you don't
gredgredmansson: wat
Grammis: I play Dark Souls
hd_dabnado: oh boy
tvenn: Has the ad revenue increased exponentially for you guys cause I’m seeing an insane amount these days
TheWarbo: So I'm only half-checked-in, but I heard "High Alert"
hd_dabnado: mortify thank you
HondoTrigger: Missingno was misery and not Sonic?
TheWarbo: Are we doing Azorius butts?
itsrileypm1: You played the same level for 6 hours and then beat the next level in a few minutes. You got this no problem
TheWarbo: I love Azorius butts.
gredgredmansson: get him up to 19 counters, then mortify
HesGotNoPants: missing no is a boss?
Jondare: do we mortify the asccendancy?
BloodnBullets: sadly, @TheWarbo , we arent drawing high alert
bondeulv: no
gredgredmansson: not right away
frozenphoenix7: Good hard is Dark Souls. Bad hard is the games that try to be Dark Souls.
Furrytractor68: Applied Biomancy
zarbit: faerie duelist?
Mr_Horrible: tvenn twitch prime recently rolled back ad-free viewing
zarbit: got em
Earthenone: duel their duelist
flatluigi: you know who else has a faerie duelist
Mr_Horrible: I assume that'd contribute
Furrytractor68: Why give that -1/-1?
hd_dabnado: we kill the ascendacy now right?
accountmadeforants: Yup, that was me building around High Alert. I've had multiple games where it was literally on the bottom of my library. There's a curse, I say!
KartoffelKaiser: th-that stance
tvenn: I’m not salty I’m really hoping it’s showing up for the streamers
zarbit: oppo almost played that correctly
zarbit: almost
Furrytractor68: -2/-0*
Grammis: touché sir
gredgredmansson: !card simic ascendancy
LRRbot: Simic Ascendancy [GU] | Enchantment | {1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on Simic Ascendancy. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Simic Ascendancy has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.
solahwin_tampramain: gotem
tidehollowcat: @frozenphoenix7 And that's where Watch+Play comes in
mistborn83: why would they do it taht wayu
frozenphoenix7: Exactly @tidehollowcat
deyja429: Arbiter is 6 turn lethal.
BloodnBullets: watch out for acendancies activated ability
NrgSpoon: feels like knight GG
gredgredmansson: 2 gates shimmer and chilly
deadlypartition: inb4 they mill it to us
jonasjonIV: now you will draw it
Mr_Horrible: tvenn oh wow, brain fart on my part, I thought you were asking from the perspective of a fellow broadcaster :p
Grammis: crisis averted monkaS
aldruon: they just brought you closer to Alert
KartoffelKaiser: thanks for milling us closer to high alert PogChamp
zarbit: it's possible they were playing around Arrester's Zeal, but I'd be surprised
mistborn83: COWBOY MAGIC
Nut_Column: Oops, all flyers
HondoTrigger: hoowwww maannnnyyy fliieerssss are you running?
Simonark: Chillbringer Jams and Preserves. When you need a blue jam.
tidehollowcat: FLUNGE
BleedingToast: look at all those chickens
TheWriterAleph: now rip high alert just for the insult >=]
TheElrad: 2 spiders
gredgredmansson: 19
Izandai: ?
Earthenone: 19 turn clock
NexusVoxx: sure
tvenn: I worded it poorly @mr_horrible just curious if lrr is seeing a boost
KartoffelKaiser: 8 spiders would probably kill us here
frozenphoenix7: That uh. That sure is a play OP.
Mr_Horrible: what about spider with Godzilla noise, Adam? Kappa
aldruon: imagine if windstorm was in this format...
Grammis: Have we won a game with High Alert?
Saintnex: so we win?
Izandai: That feels like a misclick.
PhoenixMelior: Dailies to do I guess?
Znazl: root snare?!
bondeulv: titanic braw
NarishmaReborn: titanic brawl?
frozenphoenix7: Titanic Brawl?
Saintnex: @Grammis we havent played it yet
BadgerMole0: Hi Alex!
Raithencore235: tower defense?
frozenphoenix7: Titanic Brawl, but they're gonna get blown out because they waited until our turn?
KartoffelKaiser: Mortify is going to get them so hard here.
PhoenixMelior: You do have mortify though
Grammis: @Saintnex FeelsBadMan
Earthenone: root snare is 3 mana
NathanJay_GA: !card root snare
LRRbot: Root Snare [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
TheWriterAleph: NO U
frozenphoenix7: It's actually 2 @Earthenone
TheWarbo: !card tower defense
LRRbot: Tower Defense [1G] | Instant | Creatures you control get +0/+5 and gain reach until end of turn.
Forgebold: Gottem
Earthenone: is it not a 3 mana fog this set?
Wf_Geisterloeffel: @LoadingReadyRun losing with storm to healing salve rooDerp
PhoenixMelior: yeah that was gross
BloodnBullets: that didnt give reach did it?
Earthenone: weird
KartoffelKaiser: Mudhole would be a bad one. Because it would mean that you're playing whatever imaginary strategy Mudhole was printed to hose
demondrinkingtea: gottem
flatluigi: blood: it did
gredgredmansson: It did
Izandai: !cathar's blessing
bondeulv: Earthenone there's the convoke one in Guilds
zarbit: Has anyone else had their Gates Ablaze 'countered' by Tower Defense?
Izandai: !card cathar's blessing
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
unarmedoracle: the /INSULT/
Raithencore235: !card cathar's blessing
queenfounder: !card healing salve
cmdrud87: ust watched Halftime Heat... Ricochet's entrance is baller
frozenphoenix7: I once got someone mad enough with Storm that they brought Trickbind the next week. They still died the turn they cast Trickbind.
accountmadeforants: I dunno, Fountain of Youth might feel worse
HondoTrigger: wow thanks for making Alex look like a jerk Adam
Earthenone: Savidad!
NexusVoxx: benjadam
flatluigi: quench it
adam_brownie: !card chaplain’s blessing
LRRbot: Chaplain's Blessing [W] | Sorcery | You gain 5 life.
adamjford: That's my name, don't wear it out
KartoffelKaiser: do we even counter that
accountmadeforants: !card Fountain of Youth
Izandai: No.
PhoenixMelior: Adam Benjamin-dan
Ryenji: no
zarbit: no
Znazl: nah
itsrileypm1: Adam G. Neering!
KartoffelKaiser: I don't think we do
Furrytractor68: Hell no VoHiYo
Izandai: It doesn't do anything.
HondoTrigger: no
RatherWT: Quench all over it.
zarbit: you have no other plays turns 3-4 either
Earthenone: do you want them to mill high aler
hd_dabnado: we fly over
aldruon: it will mill high alert
gredgredmansson: !card Yet Another Aether Vortex
LRRbot: Yet Another Aether Vortex [3RR] | Enchantment | All creatures have haste. / Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. / Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Znazl: RIP
NathanJay_GA: I would
LolCamAlpha: WELP
flatluigi: gj
KartoffelKaiser: they just tapped 2 mana and discarded a card from their hand
adamjford: lrrGARBO
Grammis: "this is a high alert deck" Keepo
Mr_Horrible: Adamjamin Savidulmerdan
Izandai: No ROI Adam.
TehAmelie: you had one job, Wall
Furrytractor68: High alert actually doesn't work with your current creatures lol
flatluigi: @KartoffelKaiser they're running high alert
aldruon: CALLED IT!!!!!!
Izandai: You made the correct decision.
tidehollowcat: lrrFRUMP
HondoTrigger: results oriented thinking is the key to every good magic player's success Kappa
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
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teh_v: Welp just gotta concede now
Oatway_: they're not afraid of it anymore
BleedingToast: katesRip katesRip
unarmedoracle: last time i got wrecked by a wall was when i tried to learn squash
Oatway_: since your high alert is gone
Saintnex: just once game, just once can we get and cast High Alert!
Izandai: @unarmedoracle katesLol
NexusVoxx: ive got a cat on my lap and am now stuck for the corseeable future
Furrytractor68: LUL
hd_dabnado: oof
unarmedoracle: omg
flatluigi: there it is
Izandai: wow
TheWooglie: The rubbins
zarbit: seabatYIKES
RatherWT: Butt Battle!
Grammis: That's our card DansGame
lifecharacter: Oof
TheWriterAleph: anything you can do i can do better...
justwhatever_idk: anybody here heard of a fun Magic format called 60 Pick Up
Izandai: awkward
HondoTrigger: what's the shadow realm like this time of year, Adam?
NexusVoxx: oof ouch owie my alert
gredgredmansson: TAP THE WALL SeemsGood
Earthenone: gotta keep thjat wall tapped down
frozenphoenix7: At least Mortify is still in our deck.
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deyja429: Should of Quenched.
Earthenone: though they can untap it
tidehollowcat: @NexusVoxx You're so lucky
weff47: this would be 40 pick up
HondoTrigger: "how could this happen to me"
KartoffelKaiser: oh no their 3/3 eel is a 3/3 instead D:
Laserbeaks_Fury: DO you have to smell your finger? Do you have to? Do you HAVE to?
flatluigi: thrull
TehAmelie: i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad
justwhatever_idk: tfw you haven't quenched
Izandai: Hello 0/4 my old friend...
disciple007: @LoadingReadyRun What is Alex's opinion on Arena?
flatluigi: thanks alex
zarbit: now you can double block the 0-4
deadlypartition: is that a caramel alex?
TehAmelie: the dreams in which i'm dying are better than the ones i'm getting milled
bondeulv: double block
mistborn83: I want a lolipop
DragonMZ: long list please
chickenace11: medium list Alex
frozenphoenix7: They have something though.
queenfounder: I feel like this is the first time I've seen Alex play Arena
RatherWT: Seven. Duelist isn't attacking.
justwhatever_idk: Long, Long Liiiiist!!!
gredgredmansson: he adapts the eel
hd_dabnado: only taking 3
hd_dabnado: oh right
Izandai: Slightly better animations than Hearthstone IMO.
gredgredmansson: better animation but worse audio
korvys: The fact that every rare is worth the same is nice. No $120 jaces
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gOckley: Do the gruul put pineapple on pizza?
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Mr_Horrible: Legit I'm so goddamn happy that arena is doing this well
Saintnex: !chat
RatherWT: To be fair, I was asleep a minute ago.
tidehollowcat: I had a dream a couple days ago that Trinisphere was bugged on mtgo. when it entered the battlefield, it exiled all tokens.
Grammis: I'm sorry I don't know the mechanics of this new set BibleThump
KartoffelKaiser: Less meme-y audio but I would argue better audio
mistborn83: This is not cowboy magic
Saintnex: ohhh, thats real bad for us
gredgredmansson: the gruul put entrails on pizza
hd_dabnado: insight hope for mortify and land?
skrt_01: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
SquareDotCube: I would but it would break my monitor :P
Catastrophil: The Gruul put blood on pizza
Varrey: Last time I hurt myself trying to get my head out of the game once it was over.
frozenphoenix7: The gruul don't know how to make pizza.
unarmedoracle: simic pine-apple
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Earthenone: yes, yes it is
justwhatever_idk: Adam do what anyone good at Magic would do: pull a quarter out from behind your opponent's ear
zarbit: Hey Adam, DD question - is having two Hippo Vestals on TBM week 17 good?
Forgebold: I don't disagree.
deadlypartition: as someone who likes it you have no idea
RatherWT: The real question is, is pizza a sandwich?
deadlypartition: it bleeds into irl
chickenace11: The simic would put canned pasta on there pizza
Izandai: It's one of the stupider Internet arguments.
korvys: I think it's supposed to be. It's people arguing for fun. Mostly.
SharkHero08: if we had high alert
deyja429: No.
KartoffelKaiser: Pineapple is fineapple just have whatever pizza you want
queenfounder: SUPREME
Izandai: Gruul pizza is meat and eggs
Catastrophil: @frozenphoenix7 True, they probably order it from... I dunno, what guild makes pizza?
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: oh the long commercials
Znazl: Pile on supreme for gruul
mistborn83: Do you have mortify?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Hey, Adam. You're a cool guy, and just take the compliment. benginFingers
voslan: Gruul pizza is Spinach and Bacon
gredgredmansson: the golgari?
Oatway_: is golgari pizza "just mushrooms and insects"?
Robot_Bones: yeah the gruul don't go so far as to put all the bits together, they just eat the meat, cheese and bread
Mr_Horrible: supreme or taco for gruul, probs
MrQBear: Gruul is Supreme Pizza because they're the strongest?
NexusVoxx: @mistborn83 theres one in the deck
HesGotNoPants: boros is meat lovers
NathanJay_GA: Rakdos pizza is probably just fire
Varrey: As with most common toppings, it is the method in which the toppings are applied that determines whether it is good.
aldruon: Alex, is that a Caramel pop? if so where do i get one?
deyja429: We are dead.
tidehollowcat: Simic pizza is like simic slaw, but somehow worse
TehAmelie: could the Earl of Sandwich eat a pizza one-handed without impeding on his indulging of his gambling addiction? i think not
Izandai: You definitely don't wanna eat the Simic pizza.
frozenphoenix7: @Catastrophil They don't order it, ordering it is civilized. They just spit roast all the various pieces.
Catastrophil: Boros, boros seem like they make decent pizza
RatherWT: Orzhov pizza is just okay, but it's bloody expensice.
KartoffelKaiser: Gruul pizza is kitchen sink. They just show up with the menu and write "ALL OF IT" on the order slip
Grammis: Gruul pizza is ribs
queenfounder: I don't think there's a dimir pizza
Oatway_: rakdos pizza is full of razor blades
HesGotNoPants: what's on a dimir pizza
dm818: you just don't want to know what meat
itsrileypm1: Okay, time for me to go stream. I'll see y'all later. Good Luck Adam and Alex!
CastleOtranto: Goglari pizza has extra mushrooms
bioboygamer: Dimir pizza is a panzerroti
voslan: Rakdos Pizza is just funnel cake...
Swamplor: Golgari pizza is just heavy on the mushrooms
Mr_Horrible: whatever cops eat
Spacecarl: Rakdos is meat lovers, just don't ask what kind of meat
s0lesurviv0r: I imagine Golgari being mushrooms and olives with pesto sauce
Kramburger: The demir pozza is already here
deadlypartition: orhov pizza is just the crusts
cotillion1850: OOhhh bonus alex today
PhoenixMelior: Rakdos pizza is Hawaiian
chickenace11: Izzet pizza is the best. but it costs 5 chefs there lives in order to make
zarbit: so... game 3?
flatluigi: shoulda quenched
tidehollowcat: Rakdos pizza probably tastes good, you just don't want to know what's inside it.
korvys: Should have countered that wall...
Earthenone: orzhov pizza is too expensive
korvys: :P
unarmedoracle: the gruul just quote m'baku "i'm kidding we are vegetarians"
Jorge4hg: that quech didn't do anything
deadlypartition: dude that sounds good not gonna lie
Despoiler98: selesnia veggie obviously
lifecharacter: Welp
chesul: I like thinking that Rakdos Pizza is the Shaq Pizza that we have at WPI. it's got bbq sauce instead of red, chicken fingers, bacon, sausage, and french fries on it.
Catastrophil: Izzet pizza is just sauce and tons of chillis
Lazarus_18: Rakdos is just stadium pizza
chickenace11: Hi Cam
RatherWT: You're the one that didn't quench, bro.
zarbit: Oppo's deck is p r e t t y good
queenfounder: Boros is just pep
TehAmelie: i want a five color pizza with everything
Laserbeaks_Fury: Orzhov Pizza is delicious, but you definitely pay for it later Kappa
justwhatever_idk: Izzet Pizza: is it Pizza? or a Research Experiment
Grammis: "I expected more from you twitch chat" Kappa
Saintnex: wouldnt a dimir pizza not really be a pizza but a bunch of papers filled with important information disguised as a pizza?
ninja_theory_ashrams: rakdos pizza has hot sauce on it
Earthenone: @TehAmelie the chromanticore challange?
RatherWT: @Laserbeaks_Fury There it is!
chickenace11: Izzet Pizza is just a calzone
weff47: what would be a gateless pizza?
Varrey: Orzhov pizza is the deepdish stuff, which looks appetizing at first, but has something unpleasant you weren't expecting once you're committed to having a slice.
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: Dimir had a secret sauce that also somehow steals your identity
Izandai: Oh btw Adam your delivery of "You rolled the dice on freezer salad!?!?!?" was exquisite. Thank you for that.
gredgredmansson: can they adapt the ptera mander?
unarmedoracle: if the tech nerds i know are any indication izzet pizza is whatever's open at 3am
deadlypartition: a gateless pizza is just regualar cheese
lifecharacter: We have no real outs to this.
Spacecarl: Dimir just steals one of the other guilds pizza
flatluigi: yeah they can adapt the ptera
Mowdownjoe: Can trade for the Eel with a double block. Doesn't look good after that, though.
tehfewl: is it poor form to drink the beer straight from the growler?\
korvys: Izzet pizza is one of those ones where the crust is stuffed with hotdogs or some nonsense.
ChinchillaTheHun: Is Alex aware of Chernobylite? Game looks a bit cheeki and/or breeki
NexusVoxx: cant adapt mander
tidehollowcat: Izzet pizza has a warning on the box
TheWarbo: Is Izzet tech nerds?
NathanJay_GA: does grasping thrull win it?
justwhatever_idk: Izzet Pizza technically qualifies as a sandwich
MrQBear: @Varrey A layer of thousand year egg?
KartoffelKaiser: Simic pizza is....lots of things
zarbit: you need to draw mortify?
TheWarbo: Like, does Ral value his 99.99% uptime?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everyone just assumes every pizza is secretly a Dimir pizza. Kappa
TheElrad: Simic pizza is just Simic slaw
Mycroftiam: He can adapt next turn
Varrey: MrQBear: That seems on theme, yes.
Mycroftiam: Or EOT really
TehAmelie: what color is plain pizza with left beef?
NathanJay_GA: oh, damn
justwhatever_idk: who has the most normal pizza in Ravnica
TheOtherTrevor: double block and draw mortify to hold on?
deyja429: You don't?
KartoffelKaiser: None pizza with left beef is 100% a dimir mind game
Earthenone: depends on if you are sharing the growler i suppose
Earthenone: on your own? have at it
ninja_theory_ashrams: gruul is thin crust, not time for making lots of dough, and smash it flat
bioboygamer: Selesnya is def vegetarian
HesGotNoPants: I feel like some guild has a fired egg on their pizza, is it simic?
Mowdownjoe: WELP
Saintnex: well then
kamelion84: lol
lifecharacter: They have 6 unblockable
NexusVoxx: mmm fried egg
zarbit: oh. I see.
Catastrophil: @justwhatever_idk I think boros is pretty standard pizza
tidehollowcat: @justwhatever_idk Probably Dimir or Selesnya, to be honest
Izandai: @HesGotNoPants Gruul. Meat and egg pizza.
mariammistressofmanifolds: a stiff
NathanJay_GA: Azorius Arguea about what pizza to order, until the pizza place closes
Ukon_vasara: Azorious has decreed blocking is illegal
snowewolf: i would say golgari pizza is black olive, mushroom, jhalppinos bacon and double cheese
Grammis: This is the game that made Adam build a time-machine
NathanJay_GA: *argues
Mr_Horrible: I feel like its unwieldy, unless it's a 32oz
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's how i've felt about most of my RNA drafts
lightningbolt234: loved the $20 Kitchen table magic stream any chance you'll do it again with different brews?
queenfounder: ID 10 issue
Doc_Rider: Um, you guys realize that the title and game needs to be changed
NexusVoxx: pebkac
Mowdownjoe: Ahhh... ol' PEBKAC.
Mr_Horrible: dat pebkac
KartoffelKaiser: Selesnya is whatever pizza perfectly aligns with the dietary restrictions and tastes of the people who ordered it
Saintnex: our deck honestly was sweet, and I feel like we just got a bit unlucky
flatluigi: @Doc_Rider it's correct to me, refresh
zarbit: @queenfounder ID ten T
Izandai: And sealed, I think.
mariammistressofmanifolds: a simic pizza just has every ingredient on it
NathanJay_GA: OSI layer 8 problem
bioboygamer: Azorius is that guy who complains about melts not being grilled cheeses
hd_dabnado: pauper is supposed to come back soon
lifecharacter: And sealed. And sometimes singleton.
korvys: High Alert
Znazl: teysa LUL
1losttheGame: sealed, and then there is that singleton standard every now and then
Izandai: Really run it back?
zarbit: Juggla
Arikell: there is sometimes a singleton event around
aldruon: Teysa
tidehollowcat: TEYSA
flatluigi: high alert runback
flatluigi: do it
RatherWT: Pick Teysa and send it to me irl.
NexusVoxx: sometimes standard Momir iirc
KartoffelKaiser: Teysa is cute, but also bad in draft
Izandai: I'm down for really running it back.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I like Teysa. idk how good she is in limited?
colonelcustard2000: TEYSA
Mowdownjoe: Juggler?
freshmaker__: when will they add canlander? Kappa
hd_dabnado: lets do it again!
tidehollowcat: Force Aristocrats
mistborn83: TEsa!
lifecharacter: Do we want to run it back or go simic
Ukon_vasara: im sure she appreciates the complement
NexusVoxx: guildgate
korvys: But actually, the Juggler is probably good
Jorge4hg: hello we meet again high alert
frozenphoenix7: High Alert or Juggler.
bondeulv: IGI biomancy
HesGotNoPants: no tessa?
A_lightning: h i g h a l e r t
adam_brownie: Juggler
CyanMig: teysas not great in limited
Uzumaki15: high alert really run it back
Earthenone: high alert, send a message
adam_brownie: Jugular
Izandai: I vote for really running it back.
MalBeam: juggles
hd_dabnado: inheritance is great as well
mistborn83: no
ninja_theory_ashrams: crusty jugglers
bioboygamer: go for the jugular
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could go high alert again?
mistborn83: disagree!
queenfounder: Inheritence! Everyone else is running it
Werewalrus99: tesa
Robot_Bones: I agree teysa is cute
freshmaker__: i like combiune mage too
WonderfulGlory: Um excuse you, Ill gotten gains?
justwhatever_idk: @Catastrophil @tidehollowcat Papa John plays Boros, Dimir, or Selesnya got it
Grammis: YAY we back baby
gredgredmansson: why
Izandai: We in there???
cotillion1850: Teysa is pretty good if you take her early and make picks around her
KartoffelKaiser: r e w a r d e d
lifecharacter: Redemption Run
mistborn83: rewarded
zarbit: juggler isn't the strongest, but staying open is very strong
Ukon_vasara: never not azorious
KartoffelKaiser: Hard pivot into gruul
gredgredmansson: slimebind?
Znazl: GATE
KartoffelKaiser: I'm not joking that enchantment is broken
flatluigi: pegasus
Earthenone: gate
aldruon: gate
bondeulv: gate
Grammis: "I'll take the same deck please"
flatluigi: fblthcc
gredgredmansson: duelist
CyanMig: hugemongouls is fun with high alert
Earthenone: duelist here
NexusVoxx: guildgate here?
zarbit: duelist
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Izandai: I like Duelist.
Izandai: OH MY GOD
KartoffelKaiser: Duelist is good here
lifecharacter: Save gates for pack 3.
TheWarbo: fblthcc
HesGotNoPants: I'll gotten
ninja_theory_ashrams: TAKE THE SKIES, young man
Izandai: Well, whoever thought of that was a genius.
flatluigi: troller!
Earthenone: 0/7
zarbit: plaza!
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Earthenone: -6
Znazl: troller for HA
KartoffelKaiser: Me: Fblthp. The homunculus she tells you not to worry about: Fblthicc
hd_dabnado: or... junk boy
bondeulv: junktroller
Uzumaki15: the 0/6!
Jorge4hg: gate
gredgredmansson: OH CRUD
adamjford: doing it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also saves us from mill
BloodnBullets: with defender
Izandai: Shimmer
Grammis: we need more high alerts
korvys: Shimmer
tehfewl: but the GAINS
KartoffelKaiser: Correction: it is a 6/6 with high alert out. High Alert is not your commander
hd_dabnado: WOW
tehfewl: er inheritance
zarbit: So they didn't fix the bots, huh?
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun Alex is there a canlander deck that runs 1/x creatures and Cavalcade of Calamity
ninja_theory_ashrams: late skewer
Earthenone: we esper high alert !
flatluigi: expose is good
bondeulv: bots can't draft
hd_dabnado: consign?
Izandai: I vote Shimmer
KartoffelKaiser: shimmer finds alert
Mr_Migs: Love the coffee shirt!
TheWarbo: I believe in previous conversations it was clarified to be fblthcc, with no vowels (because fblthp has none)
korvys: Shimmer find high alert
metagameface: shimmer helps you find high alert
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flatluigi: need that maindeck enchantment removal
RatherWT: What are we even right now.
lifecharacter: Expose is how we deal with Absolution.
bondeulv: it's why I don't draft on arena
gredgredmansson: i'm surprised people don't run more enchantment hate
NexusVoxx: @snowewolf naya tokens maybe works there
freshmaker__: there isnt much enchantment hate to run
tehfewl: TO THE PIT
flatluigi: seraph
KartoffelKaiser: :I
Earthenone: spashing that
Izandai: Esper?
KartoffelKaiser: We're splashing that
gredgredmansson: RALLY
Dix: Slam Seraph
ninja_theory_ashrams: crusty jugglers, noice
hd_dabnado: does it matter?
HesGotNoPants: @lifecharacter @ratherwt sir mix a lot of azorious. cause we like big butts
Furrytractor68: Seraph is still really good
queenfounder: Rally with High Alert though
gredgredmansson: RALLY GIVES 3/3
thebardorpheus: Eyes
metagameface: sneak is good even without gates imo
hd_dabnado: binding is hot
KartoffelKaiser: Binding is good
RatherWT: I didn't know it plays the sound of cards that have it.
Earthenone: tether
Izandai: Gate
Dix: gate
KartoffelKaiser: gate
hd_dabnado: gate time it seems
korvys: Gate
zarbit: Angles!
frozenphoenix7: I kind of want the Gate.
bondeulv: gredgredmansson there's four cards that can get enchantments, two of them uncommons, one rare and one white common
Earthenone: angel is basicly a 4/4
KartoffelKaiser: Gate for seraph
flatluigi: gate
solahwin_tampramain: gate
snowewolf: @NexusVoxx also IZZIT unblockabls ?
flatluigi: crocodlie for laughs
zarbit: oh gate
Znazl: gate/quench
Uzumaki15: gate
TheWarbo: I'm using this deck to grind dailies currently and I've named it "Azorius flying butts"
flatluigi: panther
gredgredmansson: @bondeulv ok
Mewdog: orzhov persists despite your lack of vision!
Izandai: Panther I guess.
Furrytractor68: Panther is a 2/2!
hd_dabnado: rakdos is a 3/3 meanace
berzthebeast: trumpeter
solahwin_tampramain: clear?
KartoffelKaiser: Panther is a Hound of Konda in this deck PogChamp
sacrenos: !next
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flatluigi: duelist
thebardorpheus: When it comes to any of this set's enchantments, first pik them everytime
hd_dabnado: giant tho
Znazl: GIANT
hd_dabnado: ahh
flatluigi: wall
KartoffelKaiser: Pegasus is much better
queenfounder: WALL
flatluigi: ra;;y!
RatherWT: Five is literally too many.
HesGotNoPants: 1?
mistborn83: wall
Znazl: ZEAL
flatluigi: rally 100%
Lotus_position: What’s a topol?
Furrytractor68: +3/+3 for 4?!
zarbit: Overrun?!
KartoffelKaiser: It flies and is also a real card when you don't have alert
queenfounder: It wheeled, it's a sign
Lunareclipse123: I'm Three now!
hd_dabnado: giant
Dix: so so many rakdos gates
KartoffelKaiser: Giant
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun if you do not know the card
HesGotNoPants: @ratherwt in draft you can run as many as you pull
grappler12: what do we do if we don't draw High Alert?
Znazl: missed gator
flatluigi: bam
Dix: bb
Furrytractor68: Sphinx! VoHiYo
KartoffelKaiser: Four whole sights PogChamp
flatluigi: vamp or gate
Dix: gate?
frozenphoenix7: gate
Znazl: GATE
KartoffelKaiser: Gate
queenfounder: Gate
MrQBear: Gate?
zarbit: Well that's just good play
hd_dabnado: gate is sweet
NexusVoxx: gate
KartoffelKaiser: We want that for all the 3/7s we're splashing
thebardorpheus: Binding
flatluigi: messenger?
Uzumaki15: 2nd gate
Diabore: chilly
Furrytractor68: 2nd Binding
KartoffelKaiser: Binding
Dix: Chilly B?
the_thoughtful_gamer: Binding for sure
NexusVoxx: long binding of the law
thebardorpheus: Ill got
gredgredmansson: wall
hd_dabnado: inheritance
ThornedKelp: inheritance
KartoffelKaiser: Binding is just one of the best removal spells in the set
n3ther: yeah silly chat
zolo9: Wall
mistborn83: wall
freshmaker__: if it was an art battle the pontiff would always be unbeatable
Furrytractor68: Another wall! VoHiYo
flatluigi: inheritance
TheOtherTrevor: Binding
MalBeam: petition
bondeulv: petitioners
ThornedKelp: inheritance is good
queenfounder: 4/4 is bigger then 3/3
deyja429: Petitionef
n3ther: But you'll never draw it Kappa
inFluxButCooler: Mill deck PogChamp
frozenphoenix7: I mean, we won zero games with High Alert in the last deck...
mariammistressofmanifolds: petitioners
flatluigi: colossus
Znazl: shimmer
ThornedKelp: boo
KartoffelKaiser: Colossus! Its an 8/8 with high alert out!
HesGotNoPants: gate
zarbit: you can absolutely take colos and suses
Ukon_vasara: high alert lets the colossus swing for 8 diemPawgers
flatluigi: carnarium?
Dix: no good gates :(
Znazl: giant
hd_dabnado: giant tho
ThornedKelp: inheritance
KartoffelKaiser: Giant is a 6/6
bondeulv: or incubation
BloodnBullets: you could have had so many inheritance
TheWarbo: #guildjank
Uzumaki15: thought collapse maybe?
KartoffelKaiser: we only have one six drop
gredgredmansson: probably cut juggler/
berzthebeast: cry
zarbit: I want the gate for colossus
KartoffelKaiser: Def cut juggler but run the orzhov bomb
MalBeam: off color gate helps with colossus
zarbit: another gate!
flatluigi: insight is great
KartoffelKaiser: Insight is good here
KartoffelKaiser: We'd take the gate otherwise
NexusVoxx: wheel the gate, ez
Dix: Azorius Gate ONE damn time.
hd_dabnado: we got a good amount of fixing
Grimmig_Dunkel: @LoadingReadyRun HI Alex!
disciple007: gate
bondeulv: ez insight4
zarbit: insight is fine, but gate lets us play Juggler and the seraph
lightningbolt234: gate here
Pal_Friendpatine: !card off color gate
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
zarbit: and colossus
Pal_Friendpatine: LUL
queenfounder: If you're doubting black don't take the gate
Doc_Rider: no gate colossi yet?
Ryenji: dog
KartoffelKaiser: Gate does mean that we don't have to run any swamps. I think that was a defensible pick
Ukon_vasara: splash green for fixing Wowee
hd_dabnado: not great tbh
KartoffelKaiser: tap lands PogChamp
drcthulu: yes
bondeulv: ye
grappler12: did we get another gate?
Mewdog: gatey boi
KartoffelKaiser: Yes play the gate colossus
bondeulv: cut panther
zarbit: he'll usually be a 6-drop with 6 gates
drcthulu: gate collossus is a house
Uzumaki15: I would
zarbit: 6- or 5-drop even
illmastershogun: You can always play colossus
Pal_Friendpatine: How many colors for this deck build?
NathanJay_GA: alright, lets see what we got
lightningbolt234: collosus gets in for sure
ThornedKelp: cut rally
KartoffelKaiser: You can probably get away with cutting that swamp
hd_dabnado: take out the swamp?
Grimmig_Dunkel: Run a second cat
zarbit: @ThornedKelp rally is Overrun
grappler12: panther #2?
Znazl: Spider?@
ThornedKelp: rally is better for sideboard i think
solahwin_tampramain: coral
solahwin_tampramain: ?
Grimmig_Dunkel: Twilight Panth
Earthenone: panther and juggles
KartoffelKaiser: Well, replace the swamp with a different basic
drcthulu: I went 7 wins with a 4 color deck, gates are pretty good fixers
TheWarbo: !findquote curve
LRRbot: Quote #2168: "My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe." —Cameron [2016-03-26]
deyja429: Trumpeter?
Earthenone: panther is proboblby better than coral
corpocracy: 17 lands?
Ukon_vasara: panther swings for2, with death touch diemPawgers
tyrew0rm: Juggler seems a safe splash
grappler12: panther > commando
Earthenone: well, he is not bored...yet
frozenphoenix7: Pretty sure he's blindfolded and can't see what's about to happen
zarbit: I think you can cut Expose
freshmaker__: reprint trepination blade
freshmaker__: you cowards
hd_dabnado: okay but adam, imagine having sphinx of foresight in the opening hand and getting high alert off of it
drcthulu: rally is kinda lackluster
KartoffelKaiser: Junktrawler is funny, but its not good
gredorabugman: Hi Adam! Hi Alex!! :D
KartoffelKaiser: Rally is fine.
tyrew0rm: Add a plains
Laserbeaks_Fury: This deck needs Drill Bit like another hole in the head
drcthulu: wait troller, m'ok
bondeulv: zarbit maindeck enchantment removal is legit in this format
ninja_theory_ashrams: the drill bit guy is the "volunteer" from the crowd
Spacecarl: a panther?
corpocracy: cut juggler
Grimmig_Dunkel: I thought the juggler was a good card?
KartoffelKaiser: I am always in favor of knowingly making a suboptimal deck building decision for memes.
Ukon_vasara: but if we kill our opponent the game ends, that puts a hard cap on the amount of value we can gain. sounds like bad value to kill our opponent.
Grimmig_Dunkel: You can cast it for 3 get a body and draw a card
PhoenixMelior: that's okay, if it's not great we can just draft again!
Farrix01: you mean The Doulgar
tyrew0rm: I don’t like expose in bo
drcthulu: this is quite the pile of cards you drafted, wish you good luck
KartoffelKaiser: This is the dream hand
Mr_Migs: plays no green but has simic gates in it
PhoenixMelior: high alert every game
KartoffelKaiser: we've weaseled our way into a decent curve
zarbit: Expose is fine if you don't play against red
hd_dabnado: uhhh
hd_dabnado: OH NO
drcthulu: trolling success
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hit some gass
Jake_the_guy: ahh cute bois
gredgredmansson: why happa
gredgredmansson: what happened
freshmaker__: but Alex I thought you already played Jalopy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you conduct trains, or just ride them?
KartoffelKaiser: yeah give us that value Kreygasm
PhoenixMelior: that's a 10
drcthulu: =(
phorrestgaze: oof
zarbit: at least it wasn't quench
bazeldodoandpickle: good lord
A_lightning: owie
Arikell: ooof
KartoffelKaiser: Noooooo D:
TheWriterAleph: jeebus
Mewdog: sonofa
Kumakaori: ;-;
PhoenixMelior: whelp
zarbit: katesWa katesOw
drcthulu: F
Despoiler98: !next
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Saintnex: wooow OP soooo RUDE
KartoffelKaiser: its k the junky boi blocks
HesGotNoPants: honks
noisyblizzard: though titties
korvys: Junktroller, the perfect counter to Pertitioners
Laserbeaks_Fury: Junktroller is the silver bullet against thier mill
deyja429: Want to play constructef post-bombing this draft?
PhoenixMelior: fblthicc doesn't seem great in this format
Wikt: they're gonna mill High Alert
arcaneemperor: but you have junktroller, you can unmill yourself
gredorabugman: I came in late, is this standard or sealed?
A_lightning: and fi they mill high alert
drcthulu: little do they know junktroller makes us not mill
Earthenone: troller can anti mill
Lord_Hosk: Opponent casts Jace the Mind Sculptor. Adam "Yeah... that about makes sense... not in this set, but sure"
HesGotNoPants: is adam bn
Lotus_position: Is there a reason you aren’t flashing in the fairy duelist?
cotillion1850: the super long game
phorrestgaze: iff they mill us enough we'll get back to it
tyrew0rm: So I won by mill today, with neither player actually milking the opponent, it was just a board stall where they drew a more cards
HesGotNoPants: is adam living the high alert life
CyanMig: bold
hd_dabnado: okay
KartoffelKaiser: :O
Jake_the_guy: adam are you a heel? you have a heels laugh.
voslan: Adam that laugh is pretty soild for a mid boss/rival NPC
Furrytractor68: LUL LUL
BloodnBullets: LUL
TheWriterAleph: mkay then
Znazl: LUL
Dix: Big Fog Energy
Lord_Hosk: FOG?
Wikt: LUL
gredorabugman: LUL
noisyblizzard: seabatBRAIN
Furrytractor68: Splashing Green for ROOT SNARE
Jorge4hg: excuse me
vincent_gearbat: Roots be snared
SydPreviouslyHeadache: root snare?
bondeulv: cool effect
Znazl: 3 damage is SCARY
gredgredmansson: I wonder
ninja_theory_ashrams: good Ole junktroller
zarbit: lrrFINE
inFluxButCooler: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They could possibly have...fog?
PhoenixMelior: people like main deck fog more than you think
drcthulu: he sure goat you
gredgredmansson: !card mass manipulation
LRRbot: Mass Manipulation [XXUUUU] | Sorcery | Gain control of X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.
arcaneemperor: they really need to be at 21
Mewdog: counters and fog
hd_dabnado: what beast are we up against
MalBeam: these decks are great
Mewdog: this effin guy
croisvoix1: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
berzthebeast: LUL
Jake_the_guy: go fog go!
Furrytractor68: They have no gas though!
gredorabugman: Someone clip that
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Dix: oh shit
bondeulv: woah
PhoenixMelior: or
flyingdelorion: Hello from the Netherlands! I have a hot choco, Jazzmusic on spotify and Adam and Graham playing an Azorius draft deck? This must be heaven!
Furrytractor68: WAT! VoHiYo
gredgredmansson: OH MY GOD THEY DO
drcthulu: oh no
noisyblizzard: rip
PhoenixMelior: this deck is amazing
zarbit: gotta say, I love their 8 islands 1 gateway plaza manabase
KartoffelKaiser: D:
chickenace11: I won a game today because I think my op didn't remember that high alert lets your defenders attack
PhoenixMelior: it's just turbo fog
Arikell: except that it's more like, safe driving speed fog
bondeulv: nice call gredgredmansson
HesGotNoPants: @furrytractor68 you were saying
ninja_theory_ashrams: fog mill TableHere FlipThis
DerPilsner: lmao
DHAnubis: I think I've played against this deck... against THIS person.
TheWriterAleph: called it gred LUL
haybalebarn: Fog in draft that makes sense ???
BloodnBullets: katesWa katesOw
Earthenone: its turboless fog
Mr_Migs: binding?
gredgredmansson: @bondeulv I just saw the unreasonable amount of blue
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'd bindt he junktroller before it gets back it's mass manipulation
zarbit: I'd binding chillbringer while they don't have a counter
drcthulu: yes
bondeulv: yes
Ukon_vasara: fullcontrol and do it
DrWreckage: Full control
Ryenji: if you do full control
zarbit: do it do it
Earthenone: it hasflash
gredorabugman: Turbo Fog without Nexus. AngryJack
KartoffelKaiser: hold full control
zarbit: put a stop on attackers first
Earthenone: so assume the position
deyja429: Yes.
HesGotNoPants: should
Jake_the_guy: adam why do you click like that? is it a speedrun strat? Kappa
DrWreckage: You have to click the mana now
berzthebeast: yes
bondeulv: pay the mana
KartoffelKaiser: Click the mana
Wikt: Pog
Dix: oh bby
Furrytractor68: WE ALERT BABY! VoHiYo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
CyanMig: now the game truly begins
zarbit: back in the game!
Znazl: NICE
KartoffelKaiser: You're a genius!
gredgredmansson: IT IS TIME.
voslan: a turn to late, but on time none the less
Jorge4hg: here we go
ninja_theory_ashrams: yes adam
HesGotNoPants: quench
Mewdog: never didnt have it
Saintnex: ohhhhhh WE GOT IT
Znazl: 6 turn clock
drcthulu: that's brave not putting your collossus on bottom
gredgredmansson: oh no they got the manipulation back
Spacecarl: get em!
PhoenixMelior: this deck is pure gold
Wikt: remember you can untap one
Dix: flash duelist too
Znazl: high alert can untap too
Ukon_vasara: if you blocking you losing
MalBeam: fblthicc getting those gains
Diabore: GOTTEM
zarbit: wasted
TheWriterAleph: coxReky
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Friday, I'm in Prague
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They'll just mill it again.
BloodnBullets: they are going to partitioners that away again
Znazl: 👏
Jorge4hg: and they mill it
gredgredmansson: HAHA THAT DOES NOTHING
drcthulu: Opponent didn't bottom the collossus last turn =D
Ryenji: LUL
OessiMC: Doesnt work
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh no! We get -2/-0!
1losttheGame: that doesnt work LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: replacement effects
Saintnex: lol oops
freshmaker__: pyroclastic flow is my favourite enya song
zarbit: they probably should junktroller the colossus here
EldritchProwler: Still was the shuffle effect you needed
Laserbeaks_Fury: If High Alert said :Creatures have Toughness equal to their Toughness", Duelist would work, right?
Ukon_vasara: 👏
Mister_Hush: Perfect.dek
thedepthandbreadthofseth: shirlds up, high alert!
kumatsu: C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
Strixxay: ez clap
Mewdog: god chose this deck for us
corpocracy: Clap
McBossly: LUL
voslan: He did, it's called RDW.
noisyblizzard: seabatBRAIN //
Saintnex: lrrHORN
gredgredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury no because duelist doesnt affect toughness
Furrytractor68: Toughness equal to their toughness, I thought that's how it always works
WonderfulGlory: Yes because variance
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN
DHAnubis: Miracles, obviously
drcthulu: hmm I forgot they can just mill the collossus
SamanthaVess: Braids rooLove
EvilBadman: fun Police
Mister_Hush: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of Fblthcc?
freshmaker__: angel tribal
Despoiler98: 5 color good stuff
Znazl: white torkens
WonderfulGlory: Angel Tribal
voslan: RDW. i mean look at all the fire he threw around in the old testement!
Aarek: pod?
Invitare: all 6 colours
ayirbudd: stax for ayre
Mr_Migs: devil would play mono red
1losttheGame: god would play mono red, i agree
McBossly: He would play Phage the untouchable, he doesnt need to win, because hes so grateful to let you win Kappa
Lazarus_18: 40 Bolt, 20 Mountian
HesGotNoPants: mtga would still hive hod no lands for 7 turns
Ukon_vasara: its gotta have a Smite in there somewhere
JarofGoats: High alert + gates? This seems like a good time
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooAww
Mr_Migs: God would play mono white lifegain
Jorge4hg: death and taxes
Clockwork_Penguin: Mono wrath
gredorabugman: God would play God tribal. Kappa
chickenace11: and wrath of god duh
Ciijay: Checkmate Athiests
TheR676767: God plays sneak & show
EvilBadman: God plays Death and Taxes
ShadowSilenz: How is the wizard poker going?
PhoenixMelior: God would play Sienfeld Kappa
HesGotNoPants: mtg has 20 gods, wi
MalBeam: white weenie with crusade and armageddon
HesGotNoPants: which one
gredgredmansson: bant
Laserbeaks_Fury: and Wrath of God
Dix: thats a bunch of lands
ninja_theory_ashrams: oops all wraths
Furrytractor68: Quench?
Earthenone: 20 gods, 20 wraths 20 lands
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we hit land
Jorge4hg: god like land destruction
Ukon_vasara: and they drawing cards, its like they are helping us on our gameplan
thedepthandbreadthofseth: armageddon
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are there 20 gods?
drcthulu: wait you have sphinx and seraph of the scales, Adam the luck sac
Mewdog: pie alert
gredgredmansson: all lands, no gates
chickenace11: 15 from theros 5 from amoket @Laserbeaks_Fury
rocketjohn: holy crap he is
gredorabugman: God would play the Theros Gods, the Amonkhet Gods, etc. SeemsGood
phorrestgaze: It's fun to believe
Earthenone: so he can block your walls when they get up
HesGotNoPants: @laserbeaks_fury 5 mono and 10 dual color in theros set, 5 mono color in almonket
gredorabugman: and one Storm Crow
breathlessisthehunt: I have a coworker we regularly have to convince not to go 'squatching' on cold nights by herself
Mewdog: did we find the too many duelists number
gredgredmansson: Faerie Duelist Tribal
kumatsu: seems like god's perfect deck is going to defeat itself
deyja429: But we will get High Alert perhaps.
drcthulu: hey I'm squanching here
1losttheGame: i would block, yeah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh thats not the ceratok
Pal_Friendpatine: ‘Squatching’ is fine but I agree not oncold nights by herself @breathlessisthehunt
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Beej
queenfounder: Beeeeeeeej
gredgredmansson: incoming beej
chickenace11: HI BEEJ
gredorabugman: It's Beej!
TheWriterAleph: 'ey beej!
Jorge4hg: the grandmaster!
TehAmelie: can God draft a deck so perfect He can't beat it? we're about to find out
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hey Beej! It's super exciting!
Mewdog: the beej has been summoned
Earthenone: !chair
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queenfounder: Bye Beej
gredgredmansson: that sweater is super exciting
SydPreviouslyHeadache: daggercaster
chickenace11: it's beej my second favorite LRRsman
Furrytractor68: Island or High Alert
SydPreviouslyHeadache: suprise red
Mewdog: next draw is land
OessiMC: SO i just learned if you counter the adapt ability on mtgArena the soundefect never stops
Ukon_vasara: im still amused that there was a reality tv show that about finding bigfoot, where every week they'd send someone home because they couldnt find proof of bigfoot
flatluigi: gonna play niv mizzet
1losttheGame: hacks! seabatTROG
PhoenixMelior: none of our heads are in the game
g_hughes: Chair stream!
Mewdog: im sorry i lied
gredorabugman: He's got the 1 mountain tech, don't worry. Kappa
HesGotNoPants: why did Alex have ketchup?
queenfounder: I have that mug!
Mr_Migs: is that water or vodka?
hd_dabnado: play duelist, block with 2 duelists
gredgredmansson: we milled 6 lands for him and he's still outstepping us
azureHaights: Adam, they could exile Simian Spirit Guide, OBVIOUSLY. lrrBEEJ
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Mewdog: remember last game, it was so great
gredorabugman: Not with that attitude Adam!
drcthulu: and now we see Adam in his native environment, streaming magic on the internet
deyja429: Yes you can?
TehAmelie: when "could" you do that?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I like my big delay, I get know beej is showing up and leaving before he appears on my screen
freshmaker__: its vinegar
Earthenone: fairier
gredgredmansson: Also, I just saw the opponents username and it is glorius
TheWriterAleph: lrrGARBO
flatluigi: third duelist?
Mr_Migs: well it was a shot in the dark
queenfounder: Don't drink or don't drink anymore
azureHaights: It's a Beej's'm'n!
HesGotNoPants: just shows up at work with a huge glass of vodka
Despoiler98: hey its Beej
voslan: The Beej... I thought he didn't play Magic T. Gathering?
TimeToFry: lrrBEEJ
Edgeng: LUL
Znazl: we're players?
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deyja429: A bunch of Walls
ninja_theory_ashrams: play to your outs
Despoiler98: WHOA WHOA WHOA
drcthulu: hey that resembles me
Despoiler98: I live on the 1st floor THANK YOU
gredorabugman: Magic Puzzle Quest 2, when?
1losttheGame: excuse you, im a trogladite seabatTROG
Earthenone: j/k, no one can afford to live in the basement
drcthulu: that's better
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Excuse me Alex. I believe you mispro... beat me to it
cotillion1850: I belive marketing still calls us planswalkers
PinkHoneyCMB: You play nerds who kills eachother with cardboard by exhausting their savings
Lazarus_18: seabatTROG seabatTROG
gredgredmansson: OH NO
agrandstudent: millennium blades is the game you are thinking of
Furrytractor68: Oh, that Enraged Ceratok is the perfect counter
phorrestgaze: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
ZedBoson: katesLol
gredgredmansson: High Alert means nothing to Ceratok
voslan: Could be wrost. Could be the Plastic Crack that Games Workshop pushes. 40k and blood bowl make us Murder with Dice!
kumatsu: how could I be a basement-dwelling loser when they don't have basements in California seabatBRAIN
Jake_the_guy: uhhh beej relativity is a thing!
agrandstudent: true
kumatsu: too many earthquakes
1losttheGame: it passes different for austronauts :P
TimeToFry: Wait what?
freshmaker__: What about Goku in the hyperbolic time chamber?
Mewdog: none in texas either
WonderfulGlory: Not in Nevada either
PhoenixMelior: I don't believe they have them in Arizona either
phorrestgaze: same in arizona
queenfounder: Earthquakes!
Despoiler98: also ya know......earthquakes
gredorabugman: I've lived in California all my life and never seen a basement in real life.
1losttheGame: oh yeah, basements are a hazard for earthquakes
Lord_Hosk: There are basements in California
Laserbeaks_Fury: Florida doesn't have many basements either
brainbosh: Very few basements in Texas, at least around here also.
azureHaights: Did you ever feel, like a cardboard card?
Ciijay: Earthquakes and basements are NO
1losttheGame: and flooding hazards they are bad there
Jake_the_guy: no basements in richmond (sept some complexes) cus it's built on a river delta
TheWarbo: Grew up in New Orleans. What are basements?
jacesdeciple: hey it's me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: #BlameJames
Damagicsausage: Blame chat
circusofkirkus: #blamejames
phorrestgaze: God's
Ryenji: seabatYIKES
Earthenone: to be fair, you have been playing the same deck all day
ninja_theory_ashrams: Einstein might have words about time passing
PhoenixMelior: #BlameJames
voslan: It's Chat's Fault. Always Blame the chat Adam!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Azorius feels like a trap to me honestly
ruscobrog: Always blame chat
Znazl: says the one snap drafting HA coxKappa
MAPBoardgames: You need to dig basements to get below the frost line.
Mewdog: never didnt have it
zarbit: And we aren't even asking any questions!
TwitchTVsFrank: i blame james
drcthulu: I blame you using all your luck on what you opened and didn't leave enough for drawing lands
KartoffelKaiser: No but keep it anyway
Ciijay: yeah we have flooding and mudslides in California
MAPBoardgames: there are no basements in arizona either.
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:15.
xantos69: cheer50 Hey kids. Are we magicing hard enough?
jacesdeciple: mullagain
queenfounder: You only need one plains
Earthenone: wall, mill yourself to basicly tutor a plains
TehAmelie: fun fact: at the rate people are born, with how many fans LRR has, someone learns things about LRR that everyone knows for the first time at least every 1-2 weeks
Lunareclipse123: It's very rare to have a cellar (read: basement) here in the UK
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lot of good cards, but it tanks your luck stat
Jorge4hg: bold choice
Dr_fragenstien: Sneep
jacesdeciple: so lost
hd_dabnado: we need more than 1 alert tbh
Spacecarl: just always have high alert
Ciijay: i never saw a basement until I visited New York as a kid
phorrestgaze: if you were stupid why've you got a seabatBRAIN ?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: pittsburgh is just basements as far as the eye can see!
TheWarbo: lrrbot, whom do we blame for this
freshmaker__: You already missed Chinese New Year.
TheWarbo: !findquote blame
LRRbot: Quote #5168: "It doesn't really matter what happened, as long as we know who to blame for what happened." —Paul [2018-07-14]
Znazl: Mahjong stream PogChamp
agrandstudent: it was very confusing watching paranormal activity, because it is suppose to take place in San Diego. And there are no basements there.
adamjford: I hear FFXIV is a catgirl Mahjong simulator
SydPreviouslyHeadache: mahjong is actually quite fun
inFluxButCooler: Oops
gredgredmansson: wait, ABZAN?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just Jongg 'Em Out
WonderfulGlory: Why no blocks?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !blame
hd_dabnado: just slam it
Ciijay: Mahjong in Yakuza
drcthulu: sneaky sneaky
GapFiller: #TooReal
thedepthandbreadthofseth: nope
inFluxButCooler: Block the -1?
Jake_the_guy: alex this is starting to sound like my animes
KartoffelKaiser: Because we wouldn't kill it and they do no damage
inFluxButCooler: Sure
BlueDaNewb: I'm here for that
jacesdeciple: that was lucky^^
Pal_Friendpatine: I agree Alex. I though we would see the BEST MOST AMAZING footage of crypto creatures when HD cameras became the norm. No such luck
gredgredmansson: Green synergizes with NEITHER of those colors in this set
Pal_Friendpatine: Thought*^
Evochron13: Oh! is the show Saki?
freshmaker__: is it a sports anime? I want to see super mah jong moves
tehfewl: that sounds exactly like the majong tables at GDQs
Furrytractor68: Mortify?
Evochron13: freshmaker__: there IS a mah jhong anime called Saki
gredgredmansson: I get it. Its a weenie deck that splashes 3 forests for End Raze Forerunners
Znazl: root snare?!
gredgredmansson: SeemsGood
Ciijay: creepypasta is the new cryptoids of the modern erq
Ciijay: era
Evochron13: i don't think it's the one beej is talking about
jacesdeciple: ouch
Earthenone: can you name the anime for the chat beej?
circusofkirkus: "Nice!"
KartoffelKaiser: opponent has a bad case of not reading the cards
drcthulu: It's a long con
Jake_the_guy: adam are u ok?
queenfounder: Wall!
voslan: Adam Shhhhh. Let the die in peace!
deyja429: Majong is amazingly fun.
gredgredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun this is the same deck that is splashing GREEN with ORZHOV
thedepthandbreadthofseth: its like gim where the rules change
gredorabugman: Chop Suey karaoke with Alex please
KartoffelKaiser: Panthers of Konda Kreygasm
drcthulu: are you ok Adam
Dr_fragenstien: Why can’t I play against these opponents :(
Edgeng: I think there's a version of that song where all of the words are replaced with table
Furrytractor68: Kaya's Wrath incoming?\
azureHaights: Did I hear "Tibalt"
hd_dabnado: good stuff?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i still Do Not Understand Hanafuka but Mahjong is yeah very fun
KartoffelKaiser: Opponent with Abzan no-synergy
Ukon_vasara: WotC understand that we cant read. thats why all the cards have pretty art on them
Earthenone: i think you can, just vods go to hell
HesGotNoPants: why'd you grab the brush, and put on a little makeup?
Jake_the_guy: there are karaoke games?
gredgredmansson: rendhorn isnt even good
voslan: Tibalt will never get a reprint because he is to awesome!
freshmaker__: im so pleased with arena's design. I love the emblems for keywords.
seth_erickson: thats what i heard @azurehaights
notthepenguins: i don't think it's been announced yet
walkwithoutrhythm: Made in Abyss SO GOOD
agrandstudent: are there reports of season 2 i thought there were just movies
SharkHero08: oh shit, Adam watching more anime
Earthenone: for the longest time i thought they were talking about a show called "Maiden Abyss"
Jake_the_guy: made in abyss is a great show, but don't read the manga.
Mewdog: watch more anime
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if you're not in a good head space. do not look up Made in Abyss
TimeToFry: Watch less anime
freshmaker__: who's your favourite naruto character Adam?
Issurru: two is one more than one Adam Kappa
HondoTrigger: have you seen r/comeonandslam? it's a subreddit dedicated to remixing the space jam song
SharkHero08: Beej, I dont remember, were you following Komi-san
notthepenguins: I don't think that homonym is an accident @Earthenone
ayirbudd: king of the hill is the best anime
Clan_Dookie: Adam should watch Berzerk because he is the main character in real life
ninja_theory_ashrams: o
KartoffelKaiser: come on and jam. If you want some jam. We made too much jam
inFluxButCooler: The sneak lived PogChamp
Arikell: I should really watch Akira
PhoenixMelior: I'm watching Ghost in the Shell for the first time this week
Lord_Hosk: California is almost as big as Alberta, its as big as Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina combined... saying "California is _________" anything is nearly impossible its too big and too populous.
Ciijay: Dragonball Z and JoJo when?
gredgredmansson: i don't understand this opponents deck
CardKingdom: I mean, Boshy is basically an Anime?
ninja_theory_ashrams: One punch in April
voslan: Adam doesn't look like Guts.
queenfounder: Little early for GG
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun still haven't seen Akira
HondoTrigger: Berserk's main character is suffering
voslan: James looks more like Guts
Issurru: Wow, so hostile. Don't you like my jokes? BibleThump Kappa
gredorabugman: The Garou saga :D
Damagicsausage: WAN PAWNCH
SolarBlitz1: Move over Game of Thrones
ayirbudd: also berserk anime is doodoo
Edgeng: What do you think about Mob Psycho 100 2?
Squiidd_pope: WON PAUNCH
Earthenone: Apathy is on the rise, no one cares!
ayirbudd: well the 97 one was okay
freshmaker__: was it kotaku? Kappa but not really Kappa
jacesdeciple: @loadingreadyrun which are your favorite classes in D&D?
snowewolf: you should watch Mob Phiyco 100
bondeulv: opp is obviously gruul splashing ethereal absolution
haybalebarn: Mob Psycho > OPM
gredgredmansson: its splashing the Riot Enchantment
Issurru: Adam is a man of culture Kreygasm
TimeToFry: @haybalebarn Preach
SharkHero08: the fabled half-orc cleric?
Earthenone: alex, you played on stream camp nettlebee recently ish
Earthenone: i think?
Chandroid2000: its kind of moot to compare mob psycho and OPM but legit Mob psycho is miles better
haybalebarn: They're both amazing, and I think Mob Psycho is made even better by watching OPM first, but Mob is superior
TimeToFry: Agreed
Chandroid2000: its honestly not even a competition imo
voslan: Did you play a game of DnD? or did cam tell you a very detailed story filled with moral grey area's and the occasional choice?
freshmaker__: @haybalebarn thats valid. i think they're both good on difference axes.
TimeToFry: They're both good tho
hd_dabnado: run it back
KartoffelKaiser: Alex also played noted barbarian Durg of the Spade in Temple of the Lava Bears
Furrytractor68: 110% Keep
Earthenone: leyline of high alert
Mewdog: legally required to keep it
Furrytractor68: You have Value
1losttheGame: snap
arcaneemperor: snap keep
Gary_Number_427: Sneep!
Dr_fragenstien: Ez keep
zarbit: Snap keep
ayirbudd: oh thats a keep for sure
TimeToFry: Sneepers
Chandroid2000: yeah for sure, but legit mob psycho is prob my favorite media of an all time
KartoffelKaiser: I am a cop so I'm legally required to tell you to keep that hand
tyrew0rm: Sneep
jacesdeciple: since u kept Last Hand yes
TheMoatman: TBH I thought it would be jizz
hd_dabnado: hello quench
Lithobraker: wait did this actually happen?
bondeulv: play wall
xantos69: Do not quench your shit
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NathanJay_GA: Apparently, the FDA no longer exists in that universe
gredgredmansson: straight up azorius stuff
TheWarbo: !findquote thirsty
LRRbot: Quote #5579: "Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty." —Serge [2018-12-11]
TheMoatman: Even harder mode: every time he kills somebody eat another burrito
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Orater and Warrent/Warden? seems dece
Lord_Hosk: And that kids... is how Alex turned Mikey Inside out
Jake_the_guy: oh no alex, thats how we lose miky
queenfounder: But 4/4
Squiidd_pope: COME ON AND JAM
1losttheGame: yeah, gotta draw out the counter first
voslan: Do they have a counter, or a bluff?
KartoffelKaiser: *clap* make *clap* them *clap* have *clap* it
hd_dabnado: you arent wrong
PhoenixMelior: and they clearly have something here
ayirbudd: the best part is they think your a mill deck now
Lithobraker: honestly if I saw a white foams substance coming out of the ground I would assume it was some weird fungus or sap from an infected tree.
KartoffelKaiser: You need to play better spells or they won't counter anything
gredgredmansson: !card persistent petitioners
LRRbot: Persistent Petitioners [1U] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | {1}, {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. / Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player puts the top twelve cards of their library into their graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.
Ukon_vasara: look adam, wining isnt everything
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We also have a colossus.
queenfounder: Make it so Adam
Furrytractor68: He absolutely has Quench Mana
ayirbudd: you're
PhoenixMelior: !card essence capture
LRRbot: Essence Capture [UU] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
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TheMoatman: Apparently he only kills 77 people in the movie so that might actually be doable
Jake_the_guy: haha
SharkHero08: Adam, dont you know twitch chat is batter at Magic? SeriousSloth :^)
gredgredmansson: !flavor quench
arcaneemperor: inb4 3 more quenches in hand
TimeToFry: Watch out for the second one though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can't play around counter magic
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KartoffelKaiser: they have thought collapse
Furrytractor68: ABSORB! VoHiYo\
Squiidd_pope: put da cookie down ect. ect
gredgredmansson: !commands
KartoffelKaiser: or absorb
Furrytractor68: VoHiYo *
Znazl: RIP
TimeToFry: Sad honk
Furrytractor68: We lose now
1losttheGame: ABSORB??
ayirbudd: wtf lol
chesul: whelp, GG.
Earthenone: on the mill plan now
Jake_the_guy: guess we die now?
circusofkirkus: time to slowly mill them out
Edgeng: F
JarofGoats: F
phorrestgaze: just mill 'em
Armstrong11139: many Advisors you got?
Furrytractor68: Incoming Mass Manipulation
KartoffelKaiser: we have 5 more of those petitioners right?
younzable: dew it rooCult
deyja429: Mill plan?
Jorge4hg: so oponnent is fun police
queenfounder: Not 4
tyrew0rm: Time to mill
freshmaker__: were hyucked
lordbrat4: How many advisors do we have?
Wf_Geisterloeffel: rooCult mill and kill
Earthenone: i haev a meme, you have a meme, UNG memememe
TimeToFry: Rip
vinvis_: Down to 22
Furrytractor68: Honestly, would millling be better than attacking?
circusofkirkus: definitely mill them
KartoffelKaiser: they're milling themselves PogChamp
chesul: fblthicc can do work.
Derdylock: Why do i feel like Alex is made of like 90% hot memes these days
inFluxButCooler: Mill the topped card
TimeToFry: These days?
inFluxButCooler: Cause its good
inFluxButCooler: Bvn
KartoffelKaiser: @Derdylock these days?
Armoric: Well they kept top so you can mill now
Jorge4hg: mill them
Armoric: Or not
gredgredmansson: mill the card they kept
rennz17: Mill top card right?
TehAmelie: #bring back the clock
Derdylock: @KartoffelKaiser Fair enough
Armoric: It's fine you're just holding binding
rennz17: @anonyman41 No, never
HesGotNoPants: mill
KartoffelKaiser: Kayfabe Alex is nothing but memes, but we'll never know shoot Alex
Squiidd_pope: got to mill for that kill!
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Earthenone: !findquote kayfabe
LRRbot: Quote #5524: "We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe." —Jordan [2018-11-14]
Laserbeaks_Fury: Manufactured Authenticity -The More You Know!-
queenfounder: Beej is bored of us :(
Noodles_15: Why do we have to shoot alex?
rennz17: @anonyman41 I played one in modern. The only quick games I had were against burn.
theduncanpope: double faerie dulist to kill a flier
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Furrytractor68: I'm telling you
voslan: No shoot Alex. I like Alex!
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HesGotNoPants: @noodles_15 cause?
freshmaker__: dont work yourself into a shoot brother
Furrytractor68: He has Mass Manipulation
jacesdeciple: If u don't Like Long Games you shouldnt draft Azorius :D
KartoffelKaiser: @freeshmaker__ shit I already did
inFluxButCooler: How many cards do they have?
vinvis_: why not play the duellists?
BloodnBullets: maybe you need to start milling your own lands? lrrBEEJ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we are sort of dead
queenfounder: 12?
queenfounder: I think
KartoffelKaiser: no they've assembled favorable winds!
ayirbudd: that absorb was devastating
gredgredmansson: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:11.
rennz17: @vinvis_ When they enter they shrink a creature.
jacesdeciple: now it Starts to hurt
HesGotNoPants: is this dead?
gredgredmansson: ADAM STOP
Earthenone: compunderrors!
Jorge4hg: stop
vinvis_: milll
Jake_the_guy: alex clearly needs to use his luck abilities, then we can do it!
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Swiftly Tilting Planet
Jorge4hg: froot froot
Pseudonym_Ken: Deep breathe
gredgredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury i feel like i've heard that somewher before
queenfounder: lrrSACK take this!
scarycrazybutterknife: pennyTilt pennyTilt pennyTilt
TheBearBee: Who let the baby on the MTG account? Has he F6 through the turn yet?
ninja_theory_ashrams: just breathe
gredgredmansson: torret!
Earthenone: !findquote f6
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bondeulv: remember to binding
Jake_the_guy: we can make it 8 is not 0
Furrytractor68: You might win by Mill
ayirbudd: binding now before you forget
Mangledpixel: bind the griffin now
SolarBlitz1: Oh hey now we can get High alert back
grappler12: autotapper made an interesting call there
gredgredmansson: binding
SolarBlitz1: Just gotta shuffle somehow
MaelstromX: Why Adam why?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Pauper is eventually going to come back to Arena and when it does, while Gaea's Blessing is an uncommon. Clear the mind is not
gredgredmansson: @grappler12 i've noticed autotapper prioritizes basics
ninja_theory_ashrams: just mostly dead
inFluxButCooler: Kill the binding
Earthenone: expose the troller
Earthenone: yes
Mewdog: oh adam
TheWarbo: u doin okay adam
gredgredmansson: stop adam, slow down, give yourself time to recover
Gary_Number_427: We love you anyway, Adam.
voslan: It's okay adam. We can't all be as good as Ben
Earthenone: !card high alert
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
queenfounder: One more try
Mr_Migs: streamer is supposed to have all the luck
Jake_the_guy: you got this adam!
Lord_Hosk: The only reason you are losing is because Worth is giving you bad cards from the shuffler Adam
Jorge4hg: empy your mind
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Wikt: don't let the wee fees in
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jacesdeciple: keep
TheBearBee: I've found Simic to be really consistant in draft. Just draft all the applied biomancy
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gredgredmansson: rip duelists
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gredgredmansson: another fantastic username
SharkHero08: why didnt you play the high alert while they were tapped out?
Mr_Migs: mill is not that good in limited :(
gredgredmansson: @SharkHero08 what high alert
circusofkirkus: what a great combat trick use
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Chances that opponent is also on high alert?
SharkHero08: Oh, my bad. It was a Binding
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HesGotNoPants: adam mill
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Jake_the_guy: HEY<3
Mewdog: adam, just draw and play high alert
TheBearBee: I once milled an ops Dovin and Lavinia off the same thought collapse. He conceded at that point.
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grennysohail: cheer100 Hey Adam and Alex (the A team) how are you doing? Alex, A long time ago I asked Graham about the Error prop that was sent in via mail time a long time ago and I wanted to know what your thoughts were when you found it in Studio C. Adam: all I can say is you are an amazing person
TheWarbo: "I don't have High Alert" is an excellent justification for not playing High Alert
gredgredmansson: ah Creeple Steeper
inFluxButCooler: Hey now he has to 2 for one to get rid of the scryer
circusofkirkus: should've kept the expose lrrBEEJ
gualdhar: slimebind is perfect
Gary_Number_427: So now Sphinxy just sits there blocking and scrying. Hooray!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Too bad we just put our Expose to Daylight on the bottom.
gredgredmansson: @Dread_Pirate_Westley high alert counters slimebind
Jake_the_guy: <3 yay gift subs
grennysohail: I may have missed it
jacesdeciple: u forgot to Mill -_-
queenfounder: You need it
drfox17: magic magic magic
HesGotNoPants: mill
inFluxButCooler: LUL
rennz17: Mill this turn.
madmanoreo: *jots down "fight card"*
ritchards: High land?
inFluxButCooler: Remember the 0/4 can still block
Jake_the_guy: no need to stress
Earthenone: how many cards to go?
inFluxButCooler: LUL
Gary_Number_427: Poor decision on Op's part.
madmanoreo: *crosses out "fight card"*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is not the choice i'd have made with brawl
SomebodyNowhere: he was just too persistent for their liking
Ukon_vasara: they think we on mill
gredgredmansson: punish
Lord_Hosk: AAAAAAHHH Things are the worst! this one card game I am not playing is the most important thing in my life
rennz17: I can’t believe they just killed a mill card
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queenfounder: Ugh, black tapped
Seagulyus: hi chat, hi dr lrrs
grennysohail: cheer100 Alex: I did miss it, sorry mind TLDR your experience? also you are also an amazing person :D Adam: any idea when the next SWS is coming out? I know you are all very busy with Road Quest (still looking forward to that) but just figure I ask
grennysohail: that's fair
SomebodyNowhere: whoa
Mewdog: never didnt have it
ArgentumFlare: Easy game easy life
queenfounder: Wow
SomebodyNowhere: musta had no answer for that
Gary_Number_427: Another poor decision on OP's part.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Without High Alert, no less!
circusofkirkus: didn't even need high alert
Mewdog: adam, just draw and play high alert, then win
HondoTrigger: see what happens when you try, Adam? Kappa
gredgredmansson: and we didn't even need high alert
Earthenone: see what happens when chat belives in you?
queenfounder: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian continues work on his Oscilloscope and Alex joins him with his Topol Build.) at Thu 06:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
Magicpokey: Dear Dr Adam: I notice that you rapid click the mouse when you are impatient or thinking. I had to forcibly stop myself from doing that after buying my third gaming mouse. Are you worried about wear?
Durzo_Blint_: that's what she said 😎
Gary_Number_427: Fake it long enough, it becomes truth.
drfox17: generally what I do at work is the same
Oatway_: fake it 'til you make it, and no one ever makes it
ayirbudd: thats what she said
walkwithoutrhythm: So I've been jamming Esper Control on Arena and my x1 Kaya has been putting in WORK
ArgentumFlare: What alex said, chat believes in you
Dr_fragenstien: Big mood
madmanoreo: You don't have to believe in yourself adam, just believe in the chat that believes in you.
Mewdog: tttttech
illmastershogun: Ohhh, this is going to be so sweet. Facing the goblin gathering deck and is just about to cast Ethereal absolution
TheR676767: whoa
SomebodyNowhere: the burn
inFluxButCooler: Uh oh
KartoffelKaiser: that's aggressive
frozenphoenix7: That's aggressive.
Jorge4hg: ok
voslan: Burn Game!
Gary_Number_427: OP is ANTSY
circusofkirkus: op on that burn strat
deyja429: Believe in the us that believes in you.
ninja_theory_ashrams: aggressive
Tregelen: he could be on 6 skewers
queenfounder: Orzhov gate tho
Durzo_Blint_: red players and misplays, name a more iconic duo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cat spirit
gregorymoss: hey
Ukon_vasara: diemPawgers
MAPBoardgames: katesLurk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: which i would not have expected the Orzhov to like cats
WonderfulGlory: The thing can't get through defenders
Gary_Number_427: Pet ALL the kitties!
gualdhar: ok Bubbles
ayirbudd: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
NathanJay_GA: =^_^=
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flailmorpho_: Wall of lost Thots
Raithencore235: Cats are so cute
SharkHero08: I want a cat so fucking much
flailmorpho_: Rakdos in a Gruul deck ok
drfox17: tell your gf she did a good job!
rennz17: I’m allergic to cats and I still like cats.
circusofkirkus: nice 5/2, sure would be a shame if something were to bind it
frozenphoenix7: Gate leave up Duelist + Death?
Armoric: Hold up deathtouch + faerie duelist, play the gate?
grennysohail: cheer100 Gratz on the win, thanks for the update Alex and Adam :) Alex: any chance you showing up in the next commander showdown? If so, what commander would you make? Adam: ALWAY BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!
ritchards: The part that works? ;)
circusofkirkus: or a bird were to get in front of it
Doc_Rider: Question: What happens to decks when you guys are done with an IRL draft?
TheR676767: binding the rummager leave up activation?
Earthenone: is it still technicly beta?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I like the idea of cats, but not the implementation
CptSpiffy: SWE help for testing. Making sure the card packs contain the intended mix of cards.
flailmorpho_: GHOST
freshmaker__: No point in making people play formats they don't enjoy. Probably doesnt make for good tv.
SomebodyNowhere: noooo our defender secret tech
flailmorpho_: what on earth kind of deck are we running
TheR676767: good news, they've ran out of gas
SomebodyNowhere: oh wait
MacSquizzy: And that's okay. Every format doesn't have to be for every Magic player
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Raithencore235: "Beta" for this game, while openly available and runs really REALLY well
flailmorpho_: we got simic and orzhov stuff and wtf
flailmorpho_: and azorius
CptSpiffy: oh and organizing the pride parade
Gary_Number_427: Big_Butts.dek
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voslan: Commander is not a format for people who like Reliability.
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swiftynuggets: why dont you block with cat
Magicpokey: Dear Dr Alex: I feel the same way, in my local meta commander is just a race to the game winning combo. That's why I like wacky formats that arent competitive
flailmorpho_: Lawmages Binding, the horniest card art in the new set
Armoric: duelist to shrink it and keep the cat
freshmaker__: I imagine the Lawmage Bindings are like the Render Silent laser ropes?
Doc_Rider: Question for Alex: What happens to decks after you finish an IRL draft?
SomebodyNowhere: the good ol fashion shrink'n'eat
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Armoric: Your 0/6 can block D:
ritchards: Huh, I thought Fugi had the battlefield ordered by id, as they are on the battlefield, but the overlay is in different order
TheR676767: don't forget to block the gobbo with the defender now
Ukon_vasara: yeah, commander is a social format, its whatever the ppl playing agree it is
grennysohail: cheer100 That is fair. Ok follow up question Alex: any chance you would join in the next Beejlander? Will there be another Beejlander? Also, completely nonsequister question: any chance you all are going to AFK Betrayal: Legacy? Adam: GO GO ADAM YOU CAN DO IT :D
Raithencore235: I'm really against combos in commander, because unless players are running (and currently have) answers to combos going off it just not fun
Fugi: @ritchards everything is ordered by draft order iirc
bondeulv: Doc_Rider I think they sell most of them to YellowJacket for store credit
grennysohail: completely understandable
freshmaker__: The most important thing about edh is getting your play group on the same page, so everyone knows what theyre there for and brings a correctly powered deck.
xantos69: So you are saying the Commander is ruined by try hards?
ShatteredShamrock: I always say If you are playing Solitaire, no one is playing Commander
flailmorpho_: Welcome to commander, you are not allowed to have a board state, the moment you have 3 nonland permanents someone plays a board wipe
McBossly: cEDH though FeelsGoodMan
Ukon_vasara: was that the dollarstore packs lander?
voslan: the 100 cards bought from a Dollar Store
Earthenone: beejlander was the 100 random cards typew packs
MechaKuuga: beejlander was the dollar store thing right?
EvilBadman: beejlander was 100 card decks from the random packs at value village
KartoffelKaiser: I think Beejlander was the dollar store repacks
deyja429: Dollar Store Highlander.
TheR676767: dollar store highlander was beejlander
Magicpokey: Not so much RUINED by try hards as ruined by the try hards not communicating beforehand that that is what they are doing
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MalBeam: beejlander is 100-card singleton sealed using dollar store packs
SharkHero08: My problem is if I wanted to play cEDH id rather play Highlander
Doc_Rider: @grennysohail They will be going to Betrayal: Legacy after Pandemic.
SomebodyNowhere: well
Rogtilop: That’s I on
grennysohail: @Doc_Rider OH!! I can't wait
xantos69: So more feel that people who play together should share some level of competitiveness. Yea that tracks. I think it works in every format that way tho.
Swamplor: Strong agree, Alex. I play commander with a group that’s mostly on the same page, but playing with random people has only ever been awful for me.
grgriffin3: The budget challenges are really cool.
drfox17: i honestly had hoped that someone on the $20 challenge did it with beejlander method
flailmorpho_: I just wanna play cool decks and my friends in commander constantly make super heavy control decks where I can't actually play the game
drcthulu: The twenty dollar challenge that you killed everyone at
HesGotNoPants: 5 try hard that 1 kid that wants tibalt to be playable
grennysohail: @drfox17 that sounds challenging
drfox17: just buy hundrends of terrible cards
KartoffelKaiser: value PogChamp
EvilBadman: @drfox17 Galaxy brain
freshmaker__: I really wish MTGO had a little more nuance for their EDH lobby. Everyone piles into "Just For Fun" which doesn't mean anything, and you'll have people playing cedh and brushwagg tribal in the same game.
deyja429: What about Block challenge? Where everyone picks a block to build from.
ShatteredShamrock: Some of my favorite brewing is finding weird old cards no one thinks about. Like, Magnetic web with Tawnos? hilarious
zarbit: Your spike deck was SWEET though!
Durzo_Blint_: Alex I like EDH on MTGO because it lets me do crazy shit for really cheap.
Gary_Number_427: Sometimes the cards just say "Nah, Bro. Nah."
Countjondi: As someone who habitually plays 1v1 commander on MTGO i can see where alex is coming from
jacesdeciple: zegana
phorrestgaze: slam simic
ritchards: Sphinx!
jacesdeciple: or exalted
NarishmaReborn: biomancy
TheBearBee: biomancy!
Basuei: sphinx is good, biomancy is dirty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hakuna Zegana, Hakuna Zegana
jacesdeciple: counter
Tecnocrat: You wanna take the biomancy
TheWarbo: Yeah it was kinda neat to watch the "whoops this deck rocks" but it isn't the best play experience
Armoric: essence capture's decent too
phorrestgaze: cap som ess
jacesdeciple: sphinx
Earthenone: we need "how much you care about cardgames" pins like the pronoun pins
TheBearBee: Biomancy is stupid good in draft
Hingadora: Commander precons seem like the way to go to me. <.<
Tregelen: Signing up for commander pods at a gp is dicey af sometimes
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Alex is Pteramander any good in Flying Men?
freshmaker__: the big brain (Kappa) play is just call your deck 75% until told otherwise
Armoric: How likely are bots to let you wheel biomancy?
Gary_Number_427: Apply that Biomancy directly to the forehead.
flailmorpho_: I occasionally win my group's commander games simply because my mechanic I decided to explore turned out to be strong, like Krenko
TehAmelie: they should have called Commander Highlander instead
SomebodyNowhere: chill
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chillbringer
bondeulv: demise or beastmaster
SolarBlitz1: It's the "That's my last worm" kinda thing sometimes. I feel bad taking a dude out far quicker than others
jacesdeciple: beastmancer
TheBearBee: Collapse or chill
flailmorpho_: or literally any commander with Eminence is ridiculous
SharkHero08: Commander is called Highlander
Durzo_Blint_: it's just a strickly better flying man
metagameface: alex why are you attacking commander, kamigawa block constructed is way ahead
Armoric: Chillbringer's always good tho!
Durzo_Blint_: so yeah
EvilBadman: riot gives counters, which Zegana cares about
sacrenos: my opponent decided to start annoying me by just timing out, while he deffo dead...
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drcthulu: and there's nothing us nerds can do about it
Magicpokey: I no longer get asked to play in my local competitive league. Because I built two decks that are purposefully unfun. One is like 66% counterspells and howling mine effects and the other is turbofog
ritchards: Is it just me or is the ordering on Deckmaster different to what's on screen?
jacesdeciple: gate
SomebodyNowhere: gator
Arikell: scuttles
drcthulu: DO IT
Earthenone: hi, alert
Fugi: gator
Sannindi: Hey, that Tower Defense might wheel!
EvilBadman: Brawl
Durzo_Blint_: DO IT
SharkHero08: Cro!
grgriffin3: Counterpoint: DO IT
deyja429: Scuttle
flailmorpho_: some kinda Gruul Simic deck so far
Raithencore235: The Command Zone has done episodes about this. They recommend that advanced players learn to assess groups and players (or generally ask people how competitive their decks are) and bring multiple level decks or outright not play their decks as optimally
TheBearBee: Fight
SomebodyNowhere: go gator
Gary_Number_427: Don't pick Scuttles!
MalBeam: brawl
jacesdeciple: brawl 4 sure
1losttheGame: what, you arent drafting mono high alert today? Kappa
Jorge4hg: brwal
Magicpokey: neither of which actually has a wincon, I exist only to make it unfun for the people who ruined commander in our meta
MechaKuuga: scuttlegator is a good good boi though
Fugi: I won't claim to be good at drafting I just like the bigguns
freshmaker__: So I understand that every opponent has to die at some point, but there's arguments to be made for not swinging at someone so you have an extra person to fight someone who's ahead.
HesGotNoPants: high alert
grgriffin3: Creeple Steeper!
Jake_the_guy: green blue party times?
Squiidd_pope: I have actually been in the process of converting my Prosh-chain EDH deck into Jund Aristocrats
KartoffelKaiser: Steeple Creeple is nice
Squiidd_pope: For Highlander
Spartacus1209: Brawl or slinger
Laserbeaks_Fury: Prying Eyes, they're watching you.
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Rogtilop: The best time I had with commander was a short lived play group. That
TheBearBee: I have 6/0 off of biomancy so many times
ritchards: Hey @Fugi, I see Deckmaster is giving a different ordering to what's on screen. Has there been a change or ordering or something backend?
KartoffelKaiser: Savant is great
DarklordStratos: So, I may have built a EDH Kiki-pod deck, and its basically a "what if the canlander kiki-pod, but with every pointed tutor"
Basuei: sage row is aight
ShatteredShamrock: Oh Alex! I've been enjoying your comic! Congrats on its launch
Gary_Number_427: Locket! :D
jacesdeciple: gruul bomb
drcthulu: Usually when I play commander I have a more competitive deck and a more casual one
KartoffelKaiser: Savant is like the best two drop that doesn't have adapt
deyja429: Gate
circusofkirkus: bolrac?
SomebodyNowhere: gate'
lordbrat4: Gate
drcthulu: and that helps sort out the power level
Fugi: @ritchards guildgates aren't handled properly
TheBearBee: scry piker is good\
jacesdeciple: Go for splash
flailmorpho_: Alex have you not fought a really interesting deck that you let win because you wanted to see where it was going? Because I do that all the time
Dr_fragenstien: Savant is very good
Gary_Number_427: YAS
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun I think politics is going to be a part of ANY multiplayer card / board game though
ritchards: Ah, cheers
jacesdeciple: troll
demondrinkingtea: I have 4 commander decks, each of different power levels, so I can play with my multiple friend groups. Alex is very very right that my Cats tribal deck vs my Izzet Twin deck is not even remotely fun
Despoiler98: THICC
Dr_fragenstien: The crusher is good in simic though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Griffin
freshmaker__: popular opinion: Put points list in EDH you cowards.
KartoffelKaiser: Guess what Gamestop? WE have Battletoads!
xantos69: So it turns out I HATE about 5 years ago I started only playing 1v1 commander games. Since then I have actually really enjoyed the format.
TheR676767: seabatTROG boy
TheBearBee: I like collapse but troll is such a threat
Gary_Number_427: Two Beasties!
voslan: Polotics aren't much of a thing in two headed giant
jacesdeciple: beastmaster
illmastershogun: Beastie Boys!
Jorge4hg: beastmaster
KartoffelKaiser: Beastmaster is good
ayirbudd: slimebind isnt bad here
ArgentumFlare: People find different things fun and thats okay
flailmorpho_: easy commander politics, just always have someone playing lifegain so you can attack them without feeling bad about it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: powers this late?
KartoffelKaiser: Emergency Poggers PogChamp
Pal_Friendpatine: Does the Beastmaster Sabotage?
Gary_Number_427: go-aht.exe
jacesdeciple: why has everything flash in this Format? :D
Figgyleaf: That’s why playing magic with my ex became not fun. She kept asking me to play sub-optimally and I’m just like... I don’t know how? Also that’s not fun?
Basuei: My Commander play group has come to an agreement/realization that politics is either useless or practically cheating -- so we just play cards and direct them where we think it is best
freshmaker__: lol speaking of edh, emergency powers is a wild time
deyja429: Do you think a 4-Colour Human deck could work in Highlander?
TheBearBee: Always Biomancy
grgriffin3: But is being Ajani okay?
Oatway_: being ajani is okay
MostCallMe__Tim: I personally am annoyed by the color restriction of the commander rules
Earthenone: !time
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Tecnocrat: Pass the Growth Spiral?
ritchards: I'd rather be Batman
KartoffelKaiser: Being Ajani is fine if you like cats
deyja429: Being an asshole is not.
Raithencore235: What I hate is that living in the country I have a limited play group (myself and another friend). We play 1 v 1 commander, but I really prefer playing multiplayer
jacesdeciple: quench
Gary_Number_427: Creepy?
jacesdeciple: kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: Try hard?
Dr_fragenstien: The term tryhard is an excuse, everyone is trying to win
jacesdeciple: against high alert :D
rennz17: Untap all permanents was an option to pick.
bondeulv: beast
jacesdeciple: wurm
bondeulv: is wrecks
flailmorpho_: I try my best to make interesting decks for my opponents to fight, sometimes it doesn't work out but overall I want to make decks that are fun and interesting to watch no matter who's winning
ritchards: Depose
Gary_Number_427: Could do with better first picks.
jacesdeciple: gruul beast
Martizz1e: <message deleted>for the record the fact that you have that unopened pack notification is very triggering for me, please check it
TheR676767: wrecking beast can just close out a game
deyja429: Beast.
Dr_fragenstien: And if you’re not trying to win, you’re insulting your opponents and their time
TheBearBee: Simic Control is very real in draft
illmastershogun: skyguard on the splash
freshmaker__: Yeah it's not fair to call people try hards. The problem isnt someone trying too, or not hard enough, the problem is different people coming into the game expecting a different experience.
zolo9: I'd like to see more budget or chaos draft friday nights as playing with lower end cards competitively is hilarious
Clan_Dookie: in my commander playgroup we each nominate 3 decks then roll between them all to see who plays what, so we can build really powerful stuff, but someone else might get to play it. We also just say don't tutor for infinites.
Juliamon: No trigger jokes please
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KartoffelKaiser: Brawl?
jacesdeciple: brawl
flailmorpho_: @Dr_fragenstien I don't really feel insulted when someone holds back to watch me play
Martizz1e: @juliamon noted and I apologise
NathanJay_GA: brawl seems alright
flailmorpho_: in fact I like it when players practice some restraint and don't just try to win
Gary_Number_427: Scuttles now?
bondeulv: boar
Despoiler98: eeeeew wheres the vaccine!?
jacesdeciple: bounce
grgriffin3: I have Acute Enthusiasm from watching you guys for so long.
Armoric: I'd say admonition is cool but you already have 3x biomancy
Ukon_vasara: the CDC does keep a close eye on us
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speaking of contagions...
freshmaker__: it's a WWE netflix
TheBearBee: Arrester
EvilBadman: It's a 9.99 USD site
TheMandrew: ^
KartoffelKaiser: I think "simic" is open, but both green and blue are being taken by Gruul and Azorius drafters
ArgentumFlare: Its like a...
jacesdeciple: sphinx
Tregelen: wrestleflix
grennysohail: cheer100 Alex: Thank you very much for your insight on the format. :) Adam: Heeeeeeeey adam? How goes Spectator Mode? Anything you are willing to say about the upcoming episode? To Both: DA BITS DA BITS DA BITS
Figgyleaf: I would definitely have gone temur here
Swamplor: Alright, five grandmas dot dec. doing it!
MalBeam: it's wwe streaming site, but it's available as a channel through rogers
jacesdeciple: sage row
KartoffelKaiser: Savant
Tregelen: easy 7 wins
flailmorpho_: Gruulmic
freshmaker__: A VOD service for all their Pay Per Views bvut not their weekly shows which is a shame.
Furvias: they have a HUGE past library of Wreslemans
Jake_the_guy: ya my partner uses the wwe network to watch old 90 stuff
Clan_Dookie: the gate!
KartoffelKaiser: I would play a deck of 23 savants and 17 islands
Earthenone: iiiiiiiiiiits ben--------------
Jake_the_guy: BEN! <3
demondrinkingtea: benginHi benginHi benginHi
jacesdeciple: Combat trick
Oatway_: hi Ben I send hugs
demondrinkingtea: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Arikell: why is satan in the void?
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
TheMoatman: Is it what I think it is
SharkHero08: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
grgriffin3: It is compleat!
Jake_the_guy: he did it!!!
EvilBadman: slinger
Furvias: HYPE
Earthenone: after 10,000 years
WonderfulGlory: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: s o o n
TheMoatman: Oh no it isn't what I thought it was
demondrinkingtea: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
phorrestgaze: benginRip the deed is done benginRip
Tregelen: gimme tho seabatBRAIN
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Slinger
MrQBear: 2 HOURS? Yesssss
freshmaker__: Good work Ben! You're awesome!
Zebunisher: half life 3 is done?!?!
VariableVacancy: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
SolarBlitz1: Hey Ben
NathanJay_GA: oh my
WonderfulGlory: You're free now Ben
lordbrat4: I feel like you don't have enough gates for the colossus...
KartoffelKaiser: RoadQuest is done confirmed Kappa
LoganardoDVinci: Thanks Ben!
Raithencore235: It's a BEAST
jacesdeciple: spiral
flailmorpho_: Growth Spiral is the best
mythund: cheer1000 what is everyone's favorite magic format? also hi ben
Earthenone: depends on your adapt
Squiidd_pope: im ready for our wrestlebois
xantos69: Like a what down a what?
Raithencore235: Growth spiral is ramp though...
Jake_the_guy: slam down my gullet you say?
SharkHero08: Is Road Quest being dumped all at once?
rennz17: Growth seems important
NathanJay_GA: I... ok
grgriffin3: I want a Slim Jim now.
TehAmelie: the gullet in this case is our optic nerves
flailmorpho_: I once used growth spiral to have 6 mana on turn 2
ArgentumFlare: Its like theres two different streams going on, I kind of love it
Furvias: Modern Now
Squiidd_pope: Modern is my favorite MTG format if the question applies to us
Ukon_vasara: adam is focused
MAPBoardgames: @Despoiler98 is that a fact or wishful thinking?
ShatteredShamrock: oh snap sorry wrong chat
jacesdeciple: nooo
bondeulv: for adam I think it's limited
Noodles_15: Slide into a slim jim
TheMicah21: I like limited but its so damn expensive
Doc_Rider: I have never seen Adam so hyperfocused before.
MrQBear: Adam is just so in the tank on this deck, it's adorable. Look at that laser-guided focus.
mythund: always neat to hear about what formats people enjoy :)
flailmorpho_: no growth spiral?
deyja429: I love Standard personally.
jacesdeciple: what will u do against Turn 3 high alert? Kappa
freshmaker__: mussy wizzy
zarbit: Gamer Mode
ritchards: Muscle Santa?
SharkHero08: What about muscle clerics?
Earthenone: wizard tribal splashing 4 muscle burst?
Jake_the_guy: idk I feel like muscle wizards could be a good time.
grgriffin3: Making the funny unknown real never ever turns out as funny as hoped.
jacesdeciple: lets go
Clan_Dookie: beamsplitter mage
KartoffelKaiser: I mean isn't a real version of Muscle Wizards just Sorenson tempo?
ritchards: !nexty
ritchards: !next
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jacesdeciple: keep
Figgyleaf: I’m trying to build a wizards deck in standard... it’s temur. It’s hard...
EvilBadman: What goof didn't call it Swolecerers?
jacesdeciple: u got the scry
Jake_the_guy: oh man, make a muscle wizards deck and get the art custom so all the wizards are pics of hot shirtless folk
SharkHero08: Im sure that UR Wizard lady makes it better
mythund: that sounds like a really fun deck tbh, the wizards hit the gym and are ready to slam
TheBearBee: fine hand
NarishmaReborn: I had a Buff Kobold deck that didn't run any of the lords, just pump spells
flailmorpho_: where's Kathleen btw
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freshmaker__: oh heck yeah
TheBearBee: 1 time no quench?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Will you be Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering, or Frying?
voslan: Which tank are you build Alex?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Alex build and Ian's still continuing the Osciliscope, right?
TheMoatman: Only time
TehAmelie: we'll be there, and we'll be model citizens
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Right behind you.
TheBearBee: They have a response in hand though
SharkHero08: MODELS?! I love models. In fact, I have too many models. Damn you GW
KartoffelKaiser: I don't know if this specifically is the inspiration for the Muscle Wizards deck name, but Muscle Wizard is a build in certain editions of D&D where you can make Strength your stat for spellcasting
circusofkirkus: kathle3HEX
Fruan: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
Furvias: cheer100 I didn't include it in my sub message but I want to make sure I mention the Commentary for the Canlander Finals was Amazing
Despoiler98: Saturdays!
flailmorpho_: kathle3HEX
azureHaights: Come to TTSF if you want a Topol crafting [send tweet]
Laserbeaks_Fury: Generally Sat nights
ritchards: Brand New Faves!
Jake_the_guy: she anounces stuff on twitter
MAPBoardgames: I must confess that I'm glad to see the return of Alex. He is my favorite LRRsman
Baldrash: Saturdays at 9:30PM Moonbase time.
WonderfulGlory: Saturday Nights! 9:30pst
ritchards: !bnf
Frypod1077: Swolecerors is a great portmanteau
TheBearBee: Faerie in hand
Jake_the_guy: hey G man
grgriffin3: Hai Graham!
Oatway_: hi Graham
jacesdeciple: it's 1:30 am Here and i'm tired... but I just can't Turn off <3
phorrestgaze: Jump scare!
Doc_Rider: lol
Saintnex: Sat 9:30 PST until around 1 or 2 am usually?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Got 'im!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Graham, thank you
nidbit: link to her twitch?
freshmaker__: We're having a bit of a rough one today
SolarBlitz1: So Graham is Mr X?
rennz17: It usually runs 9:30 to 12:30. Or 12:30 to 3:30 here on the east coast
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They always have Frilled Mystic.
Blade_Tiger: The real Let's Nope was the Graham we met along the way
deyja429: High Alert decks twice
couldntpickausername: what was me who sent the photo
grgriffin3: FOG THOUGH
KartoffelKaiser: We just can't win today
flailmorpho_: TURBOFROG
nidbit: Thanks!
northos: mmmmmmm gain 6 life
bondeulv: the previous opp had mass manipulation
jrhwhite: Yooo
Earthenone: waynes
Mr_Migs: turbo fog??
TheMoatman: Yeah it's just nobody really uses them anymore because cardboard boxes are so much lighter and usually strong enough
chesul: I see that card WAY more than I think I should.
Fruan: It's good in standard, so it MUST be good in limited, right?
Dr_fragenstien: Where are these opponents when I’m playing
freshmaker__: Fog this!
TehAmelie: i've never even seen Beastmaster. i just wanted you to think i was cool.
chickenace11: I also ran into two people running fogs in draft today
TheBearBee: Bio mancy!
xantos69: cheer50 I got the idea from LRR actually. The black green....Root Snare + Ill Gotten Inheratance deck is real
flailmorpho_: what is this laugh
frozenphoenix7: Fog is a sideboard card at best, and even then it's pretty bad.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The only time I ever ran fog in limited was because I was short on playables and that one had cycling
KartoffelKaiser: 2/2s can kill your opponent, fogs cannot
TheR676767: One sided fogs though, run those
phorrestgaze: that's a lot of legs
Saintnex: its basically like a pure lifegain card, it doesnt do enough
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah one sided fogs are secret combat tricks
phorrestgaze: do it again
metagameface: i managed to get someone once by siding in a root snare in a matchup where we were likely to be racing
phorrestgaze: oof
grgriffin3: That guy? Dead.
flailmorpho_: Thotsteal
Ukon_vasara: we didnt win a lot today, we gotta get all the winnin in now while we can
Sannindi: And that, kids, is what happens when you play root snare.
flailmorpho_: Bear Force One > Turbofog
ritchards: Fog keeps you alive though
grgriffin3: We just need to fight 7 opponents that all play Root Snare!
Phosphatide: that man had a fog family NotLikeThis
Swamplor: Dogs just make you die one turn late
KartoffelKaiser: 2/2s also keep you alive
flailmorpho_: welcome to the KARNIVAL
thekanadier: building a ravnica-ish themed cube. any auto includes for a first time cube durdler?
ThorSokar: "This deck sucks" Crushes first opponent
Armstrong11139: Trust nobody, not even yourself
mythund: cheer100 Roses are Red Violence is Gruul omae wa mou shindeiru
Earthenone: you, from the past, when you were in better shape
Armoric: My favourite fog is the "Vraska ready to ult in a board stall, but I have cosmotronic wave, you lose!" and after several seconds of looking satisfied, the other goes "Yo, do I get to react at least?"
KartoffelKaiser: in fact, 2/2s will keep you alive for more turns than fog will.
grgriffin3: They're harmonizing.
EsperDerek1: Someday Arachnogenesis will be in a set and be the first adequate limited Fog.
northos: humans are damn loud. I'd believe it.
Phosphatide: i can tell you all about beating yourself Kappa
rennz17: “I’m you from the past” “Yeah, I know”
Dr_fragenstien: SwiftRage SwiftRage dame energy
grgriffin3: Not Gruul? Then you are already dead.
Mewdog: oh honey
grgriffin3: lrrSCOOP
ThorSokar: 2-0 here we come
1losttheGame: OP OP why
Magicpokey: Fog is one of those cards that only works as the main control component of a deck (I.E. Turbofogg). Just a couple of random fogs in a limited or even constructed deck are nearly worse than useless
TehAmelie: the only way you could like, win with Fog is if you're playing someone who blows all combat tricks they have in one attack. but in that one case it's worth any number of tricks
azureHaights: Don't - keep - one - lands *clap clap clapclapclap*
MechaKuuga: welcome to BROWN TOWN
Durzo_Blint_: @grgriffin3 nothing personel kid
KartoffelKaiser: block here, your 2 drop scried two and theirs didnt
NarishmaReborn: slimebinding hybrids always turns out bad for me
Jake_the_guy: TransgenderPride GayPride NonBinaryPride BisexualPride PansexualPride
grgriffin3: Perhaps they are performing the fabled TRIPLE QUEUE.
Furvias: In the tank or the game is Alt Tabbed?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ignus doesn't seem good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: act of treason on a fragile stick, right?
mythund: it's the dota ai that destroys pro players
UnknownGerm: does the ignus' ability need it to tap? if not, slimebind is super bad
Furvias: DARPA in Arena... that checks out
bondeulv: mini treason
TehAmelie: what a strange game. the only way to win is Storm Crow.
Magicpokey: I honestly would love to see someone build a magic playing neural network and see if we can get it to "good player" status
MechaKuuga: Do we have to rescue the DARPA chief from Decoy Octopus?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, and can only hit creatures power 3 or less
Figgyleaf: I’m the pre-release, my Simic sealed pool had four applied biomancy. I played all of them. It was the first time I 3-0’d a PR since I pulled a sword of feast and famine in Esther Revolt
flailmorpho_: pride100 I've been running this weird super janky deck that takes advantage of Biomancer's Familiar, Slimefoot, and Growth Spiral to make a ton of saprolings, I call it Simic Slimefoot (it also uses growth chamber guardian)
KartoffelKaiser: It doesn't, but slimebind also doesn't stop things from untapping
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and it's not an effect that Teysa doubles right?
KartoffelKaiser: It is not
TehAmelie: okay, "the only winning move" is actually the line in the movie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: didn't think so
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, smelt ward ignus just why?
Hingadora: Opponent is making dinner while playing, just dashing from the stove back to the laptop on the counter.
Armoric: Attack with your beastmaster, slime if they block, play savant post-combat?
KartoffelKaiser: The ignus's ability is not triggered by the ignus dying, sacrificing the ignus is a cost of activating the ability
Armoric: (or rendhorn if they don't block)
zarbit: rendhorn now biomance next turn sounds like a killer line
Dr_fragenstien: You can attack and slimebind on the block
KartoffelKaiser: Honesly, ignus because pikers are fine in limited. They trade for better 2 drops
safety__third: if they had storm strike before they'll have it now
Durzo_Blint_: what's with the raindbow flag bits?
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Earthenone: @Durzo_Blint_ they are pride bits
Durzo_Blint_: isn't PRIDE in June?
Earthenone: pride is always
Baldrash: Pride is always. Pride is eternal.
Armoric: +3/+3 maakes the 2/1 only trade with rendhorn tho
Durzo_Blint_: true
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NathanJay_GA: !card storm strike
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KartoffelKaiser: noble ox?
Durzo_Blint_: good lord that guy is an absolute unit
Armoric: Ignus can steal beastmaster for surprise burst right?
KartoffelKaiser: We want one of those, but not 2
NarishmaReborn: they want to take beastmaster next turn. it's going to go bad likely for them
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flailmorpho_: rainy day vedalken
Ukon_vasara: double biomancy sounds suuuper leathal next turn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk what opponent is doing
Nicarrow: HI all
Armoric: They can have +3/+3, or skewer
grgriffin3: Opponent is...Playing Magic the Gathering. That is what opponent is doing.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I wouldn't take 5 here.
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EvilBadman: double bio
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: if they had actual act of treason we'd be in booboo town
TehAmelie: they're castings the spells what makes the mans fall downs?
Armoric: 0/2 can still block you
NarishmaReborn: they block with creeper
illmastershogun: steeple creeper still blocks
Armoric: life gain's nice tho :p
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You gain life.
Armoric: they sac if they still it
Armoric: *steal
Earthenone: they sac to steal
KartoffelKaiser: It only give them 1 extra power, and you gain 2 life
Armoric: So basically they'd trade 2-3 mana for 1 damage
Furvias: Heealthy
Sannindi: A world where they have exactly rendhorn?
Sannindi: No, that doesn't work either.
mythund: in the world they have two pump spells
frozenphoenix7: Double pump spell, Pump spell + Skewer, double Skewer.
illmastershogun: Colission//colossus?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Double skewer and a mountain.
flatluigi: dead to niv mizzet
KartoffelKaiser: They would have to have 3, they've already played one
grgriffin3: Ruh roh
northos: there are things that kill you but I think they all kill you if you don't play the Strider
Durzo_Blint_: what about the new fireball?
ThorSokar: Fireball
Furvias: Black Lotus?
phorrestgaze: oof
grgriffin3: CALLED SHOT
KartoffelKaiser: we were dead to that anyway
WitchyWynne: hey Alex did you hear about Trans-Siberian Railway Simulator, it seems very You
Dix: wow
1losttheGame: DAMN
kamelion84: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah
mariammistressofmanifolds: you wouldve died anyway
Pairoschuz: NotLikeThis
Gulleko: ouch
northos: yeah. our play didn't make a difference
BlindProphet32: called it
Sannindi: Wauw.
illmastershogun: Called it. Ouch
Earthenone: !findquote Nostradamus
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KartoffelKaiser: That on the ignus without the strider to block also kills us there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, we would have still lost
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Damp_Rice: what a colossal loss
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Durzo_Blint_: clip that?
EvilBadman: @WitchyWynne He has
Earthenone: a nice subtotal though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, Maybe the double bouce was too greedy but how could you have known
phorrestgaze: it'll go well in muscle wizards
Seagulyus: I was going to say, I wouldn't have used the bounce on the monster until at LEAST it attacks
Earthenone: do non infect decks play those effects in canlander?
Ukon_vasara: like, hindsight n all, maybe blocking earlier on was needed, but really who can say
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Seagulyus: though I suppose you wouldn't have gotten the 5 damage in
Durzo_Blint_: what was that sound?
Frypod1077: Probably force them to have a pump and if they just had skewer oh well but hindsight
TheBearBee: You could have biomancied on your turn a couple of times to force them to spend mana on their turn
Phosphatide: need to use more of your boshy strats, like manipulating the RNG and killing sonic
TheBearBee: But you couldn't have expected the pump spell
flailmorpho_: @TrueTransSoulAlesha I LOVE YOUR USERNAME
Ukon_vasara: arena?
1losttheGame: uhoh
circusofkirkus: arena plz
UnknownGerm: there's a good slimebind target
inFluxButCooler: uh oh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhh-rena?
freshmaker__: taps for 1.5 mana
KartoffelKaiser: arena pls respond
TrueTransSoulAlesha: @flailmorpho_ thanks i picked it myself.
1losttheGame: its a full card LUL
kamelion84: katesWat
flatluigi: oh
Ukon_vasara: arena is brek
Oatway_: that full art land
grgriffin3: Hmm.
TheWriterAleph: you bwoke it
KartoffelKaiser: RIP
NathanJay_GA: Uh oh
Despoiler98: slytqRIP
flailmorpho_: with a big island on his his (a big island on his hiiiiiiiip)
Dix: beta!
CommandoJE: Land drop op
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was weird
Furvias: The island was so big it flooded the pipes
KartoffelKaiser: gottem
sacrenos: I'm going to retry sleeping in a bit, it's 2am here, and sleeping wasnt happening earlier :(
grgriffin3: Look, sometimes Arena has its "moments" and we have to be accepting of that.
flailmorpho_: not jund? then die
Frypod1077: Such death, much touching
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i used to have connection issues but it turned out it was actually my connection
Phosphatide: show us on the doll where the bad man deathtouched you
freshmaker__: :S thats a yike from me dog
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bondeulv: attack with savant tho
flailmorpho_: abied pliomance
Ukon_vasara: ask and you shall receive
grgriffin3: Called shot! But in a good way!
Earthenone: sendin the clowns!
Phosphatide: PogChamp
UnknownGerm: called shot again
inFluxButCooler: Counter on the beastmaster? 2 counters?
illmastershogun: +1 beast
flailmorpho_: Steeple Creeple
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well
flatluigi: why not do it before blocks
Lord_Hosk: Bounce now dont give them the block
frozenphoenix7: Doesn't put counters on @inFluxButCooler
velimir05: so, war of the sparks? any thoughts?
inFluxButCooler: Sorry, i mean to say gives plus one to two creatures
TheBearBee: How does it feel like to be a luck sac?
BlueDaNewb: I am team autobots.
Earthenone: drains for 1 a turn, sacs to drain 4
flailmorpho_: is kathleen choking in the background?
KartoffelKaiser: Ill gotten inheritance drains for 1 every upkeep.
KartoffelKaiser: yeah charles barkley's shut up and jam seems fine here
grimpo96: At the beginning of your own upkeep
flailmorpho_: it's the enchantment that gives the succ
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TheBearBee: I say that in jest. Why does nobody get my sarcasm in the text based format
Phosphatide: the riot enabler
flailmorpho_: BEEJ
grgriffin3: Wowzers.
velimir05: to the pit with you
medicutie: yup
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inFluxButCooler: uh oh
Phosphatide: looks like we're in the pits FrankerZ
grgriffin3: Go to the pit. Then remain in the pit.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, this doesn't look good for us
bondeulv: wrecking beast one time
Ukon_vasara: ill gotten inheritance is the card for losing the game
KartoffelKaiser: no because Sage's Row Savant is a fucking hero
ProfBaka: needed to bounce the steeple creeple before combat with the biomancy and you would have won
flailmorpho_: I want an enchantment that says "you lands have flash" just so people can do that annoying "wait til the end of the enemy's turn to actually do anything" but with lands
KartoffelKaiser: He is going to work so hard to make sure you can crack in for lethal
Mewdog: uh oh
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
UnknownGerm: awkward
grimpo96: You can sac it for 6 to one time drain for 4
rennz17: What does code do?
Earthenone: protection
Kumakaori: hexproof mono color.
medicutie: awkward
inFluxButCooler: Hexproof from mono LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, play errors happen, we could have won but it happens
Sannindi: Monoproof.
1losttheGame: awk
grgriffin3: Crushing.
grgriffin3: I also thought it was hexproof from multicolored.
Sluggs_: sphinx blocks guardian without dying
SydPreviouslyHeadache: see still won
TheBearBee: It was at that moment Adam knew the Sphinx meant business
KartoffelKaiser: They can drain to not die to guardian, but that's quite ham
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh nvm hexproof from mono still applies to brawl
TheBearBee: Biomancy!\
flailmorpho_: Alex is a good boi
inFluxButCooler: Another sphinx
dm818: haste
grimpo96: That’s going to feel bad if you do
Phosphatide: BlessRNG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, still won
KartoffelKaiser: You did it! PogChamp
Kumakaori: oof that was close
Ukon_vasara: benginTry
grgriffin3: That was a roller coaster
flailmorpho_: Gruul! (featuring a swamp)
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Jake_the_guy: cheer for the A team
Ukon_vasara: that was a solid game of magical gatherings
rennz17: What does code of constraint do?
NathanJay_GA: Through sheer persistence
flatluigi: selfie
KartoffelKaiser: Because you are Good at Magic The Gathering (TM)
GapFiller: !uptime
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: But yeah, Adam, your games today have been generally how mine have been
TheBearBee: That was a good game
zarbit: we won by massively outplaying our opponent, naturally
NathanJay_GA: !card code of constraint
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flailmorpho_: I don't really enjoy ravnica limited because it usually forces me into three color decks
KartoffelKaiser: I know right!
grgriffin3: More like Sage's Row Savior.
Earthenone: a scryker
freshmaker__: the punchy omenspeaker
Baldrash: I've been pleasantly surprised by the Savant.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, omenspeaker, which is also a house in limited
danhan111: Should have applied biomancy prior to attacks as you essentially missed 5 damage because of it
Dr_fragenstien: Omenspeaker was good, and so is this
Thanimal: I prefer the punchy Omenspeaker.
TheBearBee: Both players had some amazing draws. Adam with the biomancy off the top and Op with the double pit
flatluigi: island first
medicutie: island then growth
Frypod1077: Savant is on the same level to better than the green uncommon who looks at the top 4 cards for a land or dude
Earthenone: i think constructed players have better ways to look at the bottom of their deck
KartoffelKaiser: they chose clam :O
flailmorpho_: I mean they kill rich people at rakdos shows so that's nice
flatluigi: oh there was a land behind adam
velimir05: i love the rakdos card names
Lord_Hosk: It seems a fine outside draft, but not great... the scry two is pretty strong
Jake_the_guy: the real question is can you leave a rackdose house show?
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Alex and Adam, do you guys have any pet cards from this set? Question is also for the chat!
Bugberry: I'm sure there's some Rakdos shows you have a good chance of surviving with most of your limbs.
Thanimal: It's a good card in cube. I think Savant beats Omenspeaker.
velimir05: Get the point? XD
EvilBadman: Light up the Stage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Clam does work
Durzo_Blint_: it says a lot about the people of Ravnica that people actually go to the Rakdos carnival from outside the guild.
Mewdog: @flailmorpho_ im warming up to rakdos
rennz17: You could say it would be a spectacle.
seth_erickson: gate colossus is my fav
freshmaker__: Mirror March for sure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: get the point
TheWriterAleph: adam, stop invoking cards against you
Raithencore235: Alex you should read the Rakdos story on the Magic site
KartoffelKaiser: Look, there are lots of people on ravnica. If only 1% of them are sick fucks that's still a lot of audience members
grimpo96: The Blue Advisor that you can have unlimited of
flailmorpho_: this Rakdos/Gruul deck is working wonders
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Durzo_Blint_: it's called jund
Jake_the_guy: I feel like we're getting bambozzled
WitchyWynne: heh, I'm eating fish sticks right now
flailmorpho_: goodbye gruul friend
MostCallMe__Tim: I imagine for every blood crazed rakdos person, theres another normal starving actor
SydPreviouslyHeadache: retail juggler
Mewdog: The Juggler Returns
Ukon_vasara: respectable diemPig
flatluigi: i'd constrain it
zarbit: I would main phase
jacesdeciple: guess whos ba-ack
zarbit: in case you draw a land
TheR676767: juggler, the
KartoffelKaiser: We super don't want to bounce the juggler
Earthenone: i would contrain in combat for value
flailmorpho_: I wonder if they only had one gruul card in there
KartoffelKaiser: so coding it is good
jacesdeciple: oh nice still that deck
flailmorpho_: oh nope, it's definitely Rakdos/Gruul
Lord_Hosk: You should bounce everything
MostCallMe__Tim: They are the entertainers and not everyone craves violent meyhem (atleast until izzet develops video games, right ;)
Mewdog: Rakruul
Earthenone: its ok
Jerrymocha: ril
TheR676767: that's fine, that's a hard line to see
pencilsnake: oof
zarbit: bounce spirit pump guy works, for anyone in chat unaware
flatluigi: adam you're okay
Earthenone: rares are full ofwords
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you've had some bad games and this is getting to you
velimir05: dear diary.. it happened again :P
kanimaras: biomancy
Jerrymocha: mega oof
Dr_fragenstien: Oh, I didn’t see that line either
jacesdeciple: u r still nice adam
Lord_Hosk: They did 3 damage with death touch, that kills you
inFluxButCooler: Deathtouch TO THE FACE
jacesdeciple: shall I hug you?
grgriffin3: We got fully Junded.
flailmorpho_: Rakdos and Gruul seem to go well together
KartoffelKaiser: @Lord_Husk truth
Mewdog: Deathface
Pairoschuz: Opponent is running out of critics to skewer
inFluxButCooler: Does the spell lose deathtouch?
Jake_the_guy: <3 you tried your best!
pencilsnake: JUND ON EM
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Exactly, hindsight is a bitch
grgriffin3: Later, guys!
azureHaights: The Full Jundham
Frypod1077: At least you see it now, and yeah they have a great deck
CommandoJE: To be fair Adam I didn't see that line till after you passed through it as well
Saintnex: you did great Adam <3
Thanimal: You need to take a break, Adam
KartoffelKaiser: Adam you are loved and appreciated <3
flatluigi: adam play a chill game
zarbit: that beating wasn't even wholesale, that was on extreme discount
mariammistressofmanifolds: fun fact: this goblin has two right hands
Jake_the_guy: chill and boshy are strange mix
jacesdeciple: Bye Adam
freshmaker__: adams the boshy in my heart
Saintnex: thanks for the stream!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, not a doubt in my mind that Adam will be the Boshy
Blasteg: is playing boshy really chilling out...?
UnknownGerm: mariam oh GOD
circusofkirkus: "everything must go" discount
Earthenone: ociloscope
Jake_the_guy: oh yay tinkers
Nemowoodbine: Adam we still love you
GapFiller: tanks for streaming guys
zarbit: is boshy actually happening more tonight?
azureHaights: That beating came off the back of a truck. Then the truck ran over Adam.
KartoffelKaiser: @Blasteg Adam chilled out in bizzare and arcane ways
mastershake29x: this was fun! nice change of pace
mariammistressofmanifolds: @UnknownGerm i know right
Ukon_vasara: Adam, you've been skillfully dodging the 80% land draws that i usually suffer, ya doin good and should feel good
postmodernpajamawrestler: Blizzard: "What should we call our 1 mana 3 damage spell?" "Lightning Bolt" "Perfect!" WOTC: "What should we call our human creature that juggles blades?" "Knife Juggler?" "*Gasp*!"
jacesdeciple: ty for the stream has been rly relaxing
queenfounder: We'd be okay with ALex again
bondeulv: thx for the stream adam
GapFiller: see yr later
bondeulv: and alex
Jake_the_guy: <3 bye we love u
freshmaker__: thanks adam and alex
Saintnex: bye!
GapFiller: NOW KISS
postmodernpajamawrestler: now kiss
GapFiller: !uptime
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postmodernpajamawrestler: on his oscilliscope in the sense of building one, or using one?
postmodernpajamawrestler: one of these is much more involved
Juliamon: Building
postmodernpajamawrestler: fuckin neat
Drasvin: !next
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