Nemowoodbine: Why is hermit Druid good? Or the pick there?
Blasteg: I really like the pokemon energy for mana and storm count, Ben
zacharyisom: Ben Apex Predator
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
thenb44: @Nemowoodbine you can do degenerate stuff by milling yourself
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
Vector_Zero: Why did ewit enter tapped?
Znazl: GB moves
Sampy104: Welcome to the Combo Nation
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrWOW
spleenlord subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, spleenlord! (Today's storm count: 55)
Feminine_Desires: It's ALSO a human!
MrPhlip: vector_zero: Image is Thalia
J01000111: @Vector_Zero Phantasmal Image is thalia, heretic cathar
KitteyWolf: wow i apparently missed some stuff
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: image is copying Thalia
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fatal push was such a strong piece of removal
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
thenb44: image is thalia @Vector_Zero
wtrob: Powerful Magic seabatBRAIN
Vector_Zero: Thankyou
Kumakaori: overhead stuttering for me, a lil
KharadBanar: Bob monkaS
GloriousMost subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
GloriousMost: phanthalia
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GloriousMost! (Today's storm count: 56)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does Wheeler have anything that can block flyers?
phatpack: I think the fatal push is in the yard and should be exiled, right?
Vector_Zero: Sorry, I only just entered play myself.
Blasteg: Imagine Alex just topdeck a T-bolt
meisbored: yeah top cam dropping frames
phatpack: or am i incorrect
JustNotAFox: this is where alex flips emrakul off the top right?
phatpack: it's in the corner and hard to see
Evandill: Humans populating is a thing they do
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh he does
rennz17: Are we dropping frames again? I see it but....
Jake_the_guy: lrrHEART <3 this is a great game
LegionLoyalist: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week the N100 crew is playing Canadian Highlander with meme based decks. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (40m ago).
meisbored: just the topdown camera
ThePov42: Rat piloting a helicopter
seemsdeece: he drew yuriko
LRRbot: Sakashima's Student [2UU] | Creature — Human Ninja [0/0] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / You may have Sakashima's Student enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Ninja in addition to its other creature types.
LoadingReadyRun: sorry about the camera, folks. We may have to go offline again after this game
silvalunae: is that sans undertale??
Znazl: Human PogChamp
ThePerrBearr: @rennz17 it's the camera itself, paul mentioned it earler
Kykiwi: LOl
Spectre97: AAH
Mage24365: <message deleted>push is exiled
Kairanie: Wait a second, are we still on round game one? I just spent half an hour on the phone and expected to come back to round two.
bastian964: Ben we couldn't see what you discarded. What was it?
Daring_Apprentice: Ninja Ninja Rap!
Eywind: I thought Push was snapcastered
Kykiwi: poor hermit druid
Spectre97: That's the third time
Noodles_15: You cant?
Mage24365: <message deleted>not legal
hidingbox: push is exiled?
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: push is exiled!
tybux: push is exiled
zacharyisom: WHERE ARE THE TURTLES WHEELER!?
JerecoPlays: push is exiled
l0gin4me: wasn't push exiled?
Feminine_Desires: Push is exiled!
Werewalrus99: push is exiled
noSmokeFire: get that druid a life alert
Pnoy__: push is exiled from snapcaster
ThePov42: this is dumb
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE
pedja11: Fatal push is exiled
thraximore: push is exiled
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
runhome: push is exiled
therm0s_: Hermit Druid MVP
Viewers_Like_You: lrrJUDGE
KharadBanar: JUDGE
bastian964: Push was exiled
Znazl: Fatal push storm count
Noodles_15: You flashblacked Push
Nubrain: push is exiled
seemsdeece: push is exiled
chronos789: push was exiled
KennyMorgan: wait should Fatal Push be exiled by snapcaster?
Altoguy16499: push is exiled from SNappy
riordand: Judge
MuffinsOnAHill: Snap exiled Push
gameboy350: The pit in fatal push is just full of bodies now
Kumakaori: lrrJUDGE from snapcaster
Jorge4hg: im sorry ben
sunstarv12: Judge
sunstarv12: Juuuuuuuuudgeeee
PhoenixMelior: lrrJUDGE
Znazl: Rererewind
SuperGiraffe: Game loss?
Jake_the_guy: big cheats
the_bus_slumbers: Fatal push should have been exiled
one_last_time_: nudge!
zacharyisom: JUDGE!!!
flatluigi: lrrJUDGE
MuffinsOnAHill: 4 levels of judge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: REL:wind
Viewers_Like_You: "We've got like five levels of judge on hand!"
one_last_time_: judge
sunstarv12: It’s rewind time
forlornhope22: game loss. Ben's at one anyway.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't actually remember what REL stands for and now i feel bad because i'm afraid my joke may not fly
jrhwhite: To be fair half of the judge levels are sitting on a couch in the other room
r10pez10: Rules Enforcement Level
noSmokeFire: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Rules Enforcement Level
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol.
TheManaLeek: Solid rewind
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh right. thank you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you very much
Mage24365: <message deleted>bob is tapped but whatever
zacharyisom: Proceed to cheat step!
WowoT: alex should be at 9 for now
Kykiwi: LOL
Vector_Zero: Alex at 9?
Znazl: !card dance of the dead
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
shmingmaster: I'm on a 3rd party app and it's saying the stream is no longer live. I take it this is just the app being dumb since I'm seeing chat just fine?
riordand: Ninja is tapped, right?
bkowalski99: this is ridiculous, I'm loving it
officedge: but he's already the monarch
r10pez10: the stream is very much up, shmingmaster, yeah
Daring_Apprentice: Yeah the stream is up
Noodles_15: You dont get it
Altoguy16499: he's already the monarch. No exile from jailer
riordand: Oh, ok
Kumakaori: oookay
PhoenixMelior: I love Ben's deck
Daring_Apprentice: But I was having a similar problem earlier
RaemonDamon: Thalia is one-sided @riordand
Jake_the_guy: palace jailer is not taped?
Mage24365: <message deleted>!card palace jailer
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Viewers_Like_You: !card Palace Jailer
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
pedja11: dance makes it taped
shmingmaster: mm, I'll get on my computer in a second then. thanks chat-folk
davividoff: is that mox real?
hidingbox: Ben's human deck is great
MurficWPN: jailer is etb while the monarch
r10pez10: the game is "proper", eh??
Syphoid7: Ninja monarch copyrats @.@
Neisan29: Dance makes it tapped
sivakrytos: are we playing judge's tower suddenly?
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben is now double monarch. He has ascended to emperor.
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Sampy104: Man this game of Judge's Tower is pretty sweet!
Eywind: jailer isn't custodi lich, so it's fine
ToshiChan_: I didn'y know they were playing judge's tower...
l0gin4me: jailer tapped by enchantment
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I'm confused & fascinated
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to judges' tiwer
Viewers_Like_You: !card custodi lich
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
demondrinkingtea: Who's playing tonight?
TehAmelie: i wonder how many rules are in effect this turn
Syphoid7: This is like a Judge exam
pedja11: shaman is tapped
Jake_the_guy: ahh
jrhwhite: Mwahahaha
Znazl: Tapped
meisbored: shaman should be tapped
Daring_Apprentice: The cast of North 100 is playing
thraximore: frames are killing me :(
WowoT: sahman is tapped
Altoguy16499: !card custody lich
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
demondrinkingtea: ty Daring_Apprentice
KharadBanar: Fauna Shaman is tapped because Thaliaa
The_Kraken19: Yeah, the frames aren't great
JustNotAFox: !card custodi lich
LRRbot: Custodi Lich [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [4/2] | When Custodi Lich enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature.
aussie_rob_w: I love Highlander.
Daring_Apprentice: Ben, Alex, Serge, and Jer
Znazl: FLUNGE
somewhatclever_: !card custodi lich
LRRbot: Custodi Lich [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [4/2] | When Custodi Lich enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature.
Mage24365: <message deleted>yeah alex punted by blocking with the spirit
Daring_Apprentice: np
Donutholez: MOXES?? Power. Over. WHELMING
seemsdeece: please cast yuriko ben
girlpainting: eternal ninja
riordand: GG
Kumakaori: lol
Kykiwi: XD
bkowalski99: good game dangggg
Znazl: Camera reset?
djalternative: So, thoughts on War of the Spark?
ThePerrBearr: proceed to death step
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: stabilized at 1!
movienationyt: serge got that civ 6 coming soon lol today he got a surpize donation
phatpack: NGL; Eternal Witness in full ninja garb is very Anime
AWells44: we are getting video problems again
Koshindan: 1 life is not 0!
somewhatclever_: points check!
FickleMuse: That was wild
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bob might have killed Alex anyways
aussie_rob_w: PogChamp
Malfegore_: damn i missed game 1
Jake_the_guy: wow that was a great game
Kykiwi: Yassss dimir mirror copys
Sibwow: eternal witninj
thraximore: stabilized at one. wheeler does it again
Neisan29: What is this abomination??
BadgerMole0: Wow
the_canuck_mystic: 1 != 0
viridimayai: Alex, please board out Eternal Witness?
Viewers_Like_You: Alex vs Mirror Alex
bastian964: Ben do you run Thief of Hope?
Jake_the_guy: 10/10 magic there
PhoenixMelior: That was amazing
gameboy350: Actually, 0! = 1
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben on "You made this? I made this!"
TheManaLeek: 6 Eternal Witnesses. I thought this was a singleton format
aussie_rob_w: Ben Wheeler pulls it out.
Sampy104: So is the goal of Ben's deck to attack the opponent's mind?
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:55.
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: cheaters still win!
Daring_Apprentice: I. Am. Stoked. On. War. Of The. Spark.
noSmokeFire: o7
zacharyisom: Jujitsu magic
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: I'm kidding, great play by Wheeler
jrhwhite: What a game
Viewers_Like_You: Camera can't handle the powerful magic
Blasteg: so Ben's deck is called "Judge's Nightmare"?
Znazl: You can rewatch the match in the meantime 4Head
Kumakaori: lol f'real
walkwithoutrhythm: I propose we rename Ben's deck "The Mirror Match"
tergonis: jeebas that game was ham
thraximore: lol I wanna know what he said
Loonatic93: U/B I Think I'm A Clone Now
skiplives: the camera needs to take a moment after that game
tidehollowcat: Poor camera. lrrAWW
thraximore: "my brai-"
grimpo96: My br-
zenoflamer: And Alex's last words were "My Brai-"
somewhatclever_: let's see the points spread when we get back
HoboBob2000: Too many memes, not enough frames
tergonis: you made this? i made this
Vector_Zero: Seems appropriate
TehAmelie: yet the camera sees but does not comprehend. our brains is the real victim
Jake_the_guy: the magic in the air is too powerful
Daring_Apprentice: Twitch has to be enchanted with Animate Dead, but Twitch can't read Animate Dead
skiplives: So Ben is playing a Beej-drop deck?
karmakamikaze: The cameras are rebelling
somewhatclever_: !runtime
Ariamaki: Twitch is in exile and cannot be retrieved without a Burning Wish
r10pez10: kinda wanna play wheeler's deck in EDH but probably with a slower cheaper manabase
tidehollowcat: The cameras have been sent to the actual literal shadow realm.
Jake_the_guy: the camera is prob just sad that It can't play magic with the crew
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: that sounds awful to play against @r10pez10 do it
kinesthetics: just like alex @tidehollowcat
Daring_Apprentice: Twitch is being flickered with the Worldgorger Dragon combo
thraximore: hehehe
j4bon: where will we find the decklists once it’s done
tidehollowcat: @Daring_Apprentice HA
gameboy350: What would be the commander for clone EDH?
Kykiwi: lasav
tidehollowcat: Tappedout @j4bon
tergonis: multiferious
derschlund: riku
Daring_Apprentice: Lazav 1.0?
Aceplayer46: Oh, is the stream over already?
KitteyWolf: nope
Kykiwi: nah ace just a rest
FickleMuse: Nah tech trubs
Syphoid7: Tech break
Donutholez: nope
KharadBanar: no just tech diffs
Jake_the_guy: my cat wishes to say hello to the stream
walkwithoutrhythm: @r10pez10 I made a 5-color version and it is the most fun, but I need to represent my boardstate with my phone when I resolve clone legion
Aceplayer46: Oh ok cool
Daring_Apprentice: !Stream of Life
tidehollowcat: The cameras are having issues.
Vector_Zero: Restoration angel targeting stream
KitteyWolf: i feel bad for everyone whos going to try to watch VIA the vod... because its going to be a MESS
tidehollowcat: @Jake_the_guy My cats are indifferent to this stream.
Twitch_RR: I kind of wanted to see Ben play Yuriko, hopefully that will happen in a game
j4bon: who would be the commander of the clone deck
derschlund: riku
FickleMuse: Jake_the_guy My cat is trying to get fed an hour early, that's almost like he's saying hello!
j4bon: gross
TALBovey: clone commander is sakashima and the deck is called Mirror Match :D
localhorst: have i missed it?
r10pez10: !card clone legion
LRRbot: Clone Legion [7UU] | Sorcery | For each creature target player controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
r10pez10: we're having a short technical repair break
theevilslime: original lazav seems like a decent choice for the colors
Jake_the_guy: katesLoaf katesHug2 katesLurk
tidehollowcat: I've been playing Yuriko in UB Control, and she's been amazing
r10pez10: all that has happened so far: game one of match one
holidayMD: Sakashima
Daring_Apprentice: !card Stream of Life
LRRbot: Stream of Life [XG] | Sorcery | Target player gains X life.
Sampy104: Clone Legion should have storm
j4bon: holy you can target yourself with clone legion
TehAmelie: and it doesn't even say "non-token"
tidehollowcat: !card:Yuriko, The Tiger's Shadow
Daring_Apprentice: !card Stream of Unconsciousness
LRRbot: Stream of Unconsciousness [U] | Tribal Instant — Wizard | Target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. If you control a Wizard, draw a card.
illkilla1990: !card splinter twin
LRRbot: Splinter Twin [2RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
walkwithoutrhythm: @r10pez10 imagine an elfball deck that dumped it's entire library (and is being held off by magus of the moat) and then imagine a copy of that boardstate
tidehollowcat: !Card Yuriko, the tiger's shadow
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
theevilslime: resolving a clone legion while in thousand-year storm was a mess, did that once… never again
r10pez10: rhythm that sounds both gross and amazing
Mylozileto: i should put clone legion in my kess millenium storm deck
Mylozileto: JUST to make that happen
haseo_sora: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week the N100 crew is playing Canadian Highlander with meme based decks. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (53m ago).
DGZenos: woooo
Kykiwi: signal
Syphoid7: :O
TehAmelie: i think i saw a table
kinesthetics: we back
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
Baldrash: lrrSIGNAL
ThorSokar: woo?
l0gin4me: and we're back
Jake_the_guy: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tidehollowcat: We're... back?
seemsdeece: third times the charm
KitteyWolf: lets hope that was the last restart
rogerivany: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
walkwithoutrhythm: r10 yeahhhhhhhhhh now I just ramp out a t3 expropriate and it's somehow less infuriating for everyone involved
Daring_Apprentice: Aaaaaaand welcome back to Friday Night Paper Fight!..................
djalternative: So yeah. Highlander Boys, thought on war of the spark?
TehAmelie: hi again
Jake_the_guy: yay we return!
r10pez10: when we last left our heroes...
Kykiwi: super hot
riordand: Hi Serge
MurficWPN: all good, first game was great!
thraximore: SUPER
FlannelShirtEnthusist: seems legit
thraximore: HOT
CapnRobert: hey no worries sorry you had tech problems thanks paul and whoever worked on em
seemsdeece: last time on dragon ball z
Viewers_Like_You: 1 EWitness, plenty of copies
Sibwow: copyrat
Jake_the_guy: alex, your cards are just so good ben needs to steal them
riordand: Hell yeah
skiplives: Beej-drop
riordand: Booyah
JBRedPhoenix: Alex
walkwithoutrhythm: Mirror Match!
zacharyisom: Where the heck are the turtles!!!!
MuffinsOnAHill: Dude. Copyrat is a great name!
JBRedPhoenix: Alex?
JBRedPhoenix: Are you okay?
korvys: Copy Rat Infringement
TehAmelie: Rat Clonoy
seemsdeece: ben you f*ing brilliant man
chickenace11: Serge is super happy about that tmnt thing
Loonatic93: I think I'm a clone now?
DoctorCactus: @korvys brilliant
zacharyisom: SUMMON CHEESE PIZZA
tidehollowcat: Are you playing Rat Ninjas?
Lavashot449: I cast Sepulchlar Primordial with my opponent having 2 clones in his grave......that was a 6 for 1
carsonthekid: Decklist?
seemsdeece: copyrats
Daring_Apprentice: @djalternative I'm stoked on War of the Spark, but not sure about North 100 Boiz. How about you?
MrMajorChris: just got a shot pod
Malfegore_: We're back bois
djalternative: Eager
Lavashot449: !card Sepulchlar Primordial
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mornish: it's tmnt
grimpo96: Here we gooooooo
Lavashot449: rip
Bugberry: The best way to beat the copying boss is hit yourself harder than they can handle
Daring_Apprentice: Heroes in a half shell
flatluigi: card recognizer isn't on
Jake_the_guy: pro players play lands turn one
riordand: Dance of the Dead is an enchantment, so Ben has at least one
Jungie26: Best swamp
Mornish: the copy cards are the mutant turtles, and the rats are skinner
DoctorCactus: Ben playing the master splinter deck, but alex has the old sensei headband
TheManaLeek: Serge is the card reader now
KharadBanar: !card Sepulchral Primordial
LRRbot: Sepulchral Primordial [5BB] | Creature — Avatar [5/4] | Intimidate / When Sepulchral Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
rogerivany: If everything is special, nothing is special
Viewers_Like_You: Speaker for the Dead Card Reader
Mage24365: Seems questionable with a pearl in hand
Lavashot449: yeye
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
thenb44: looks like we got a reader folks
zacharyisom: TAP TWO SEWERS CAST MASTER SPLINTER
Willbrannon: Serges positivity is actually irritating
JBRedPhoenix: OOH BABY
thraximore: omg
riordand: Oh no
r10pez10: spulchral primordial is fun to say
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Jake_the_guy: yes, yes, yes
Jorge4hg: hi thalia
JBRedPhoenix: HELLO PRETTY
LRRbot: Tainted Isle | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Activate this ability only if you control a Swamp.
r10pez10: sepulchral even
Donutholez: MOX. Power. Over. WHELMING.
Karfsma778: the Tainted cycle!
Karfsma778: I love those lands!
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Issurru: 4Head
thraximore: DISGUSTANG
seemsdeece: disgustang
LRRbot: Murmuring Bosk | Land — Forest | As Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Treefolk card from your hand. If you don't, Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Murmuring Bosk deals 1 damage to you.
somewhatclever_: LRR posted a reaction video for the war of the spark ad
Jake_the_guy: thats how you know its good, they turn french
DoctorCactus: I'm offended
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TehAmelie: Kismet was always gross, and they put it on a creature for CHEAPER. . .
thraximore: huh. never seen that land before
Jake_the_guy: SPICE
JBRedPhoenix: Dang...
Altoguy16499: what are the points in the decks? I know each has a mox but that's only 3 points
LRRbot: River of Tears | Land | {T}: Add {U}. If you played a land this turn, add {B} instead.
JBRedPhoenix: she REAL thic
r10pez10: i cry everytiem
josh_le_crafter: hello there everybody!
riordand: Ooh, Alex is on Abzan Value Town?!
Syphoid7: Rats too strong
thenb44: !card ravenous rats
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
Mage24365: !card unearth
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
Jorge4hg: rats too op
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
tergonis: sassy invasion art is pretty great
Decaped: I wonder what a singleton format where each printing counts as a different card would look like
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
rhade7 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rhade7! (Today's storm count: 57)
riordand: Ravenous Rats is the same one on GRN?
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | +1: Each player discards a card. / −2: Target player sacrifices a creature. / −6: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
TehAmelie: i'm looking for a foil sloth
LRRbot: Okiba-Gang Shinobi [3BB] | Creature — Rat Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {3}{B} / Whenever Okiba-Gang Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards.
Blasteg: Planeswalker, come in tapped? how does it work?
LRRbot: Pain Seer [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Inspired — Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
Sektor88: ohman kamigawa
Jake_the_guy: sins? i'm sure thats against TOS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kamigawa was a fun block
KharadBanar: Obi-Gang Shinobi PogChamp
Bugberry: I want Nezumi to return so bad. Tamiyo has an adopted Nezumi kid.
LRRbot: Rotting Rats [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When Rotting Rats enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. / Unearth {1}{B}
corpocracy: Ooooo Rotting Rats
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
Kykiwi: Lol
thegatherers: @Blasteg planeswalkers dont tap to do things so it doesn't have a use on them
Malfegore_: Wow I haven't seen Magic as powerful as this
Viewers_Like_You: "You really ought to be in bed." "...Lightning bolt."
Donutholez: Splinter Sensei is the one that animates your opponent's creatures from the graveyard
Bugberry: This is Magic as it always should have been.
jrhwhite: Curfew beats Marit Lage
r10pez10: it doesn't even target, amazing
SixthMonarch: Is Alex doing Ninja hand signals?
r10pez10: i'm still sad she wasn't on Ixalan so we didn't get Liliana of the Sail
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
thenb44: thalia deserves getting eaten by the gitrog monster
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | Concealed Courtyard enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
chickenace11: @r10pez10 i'm both happy about that pun and mad that i didn't make it first
jrhwhite: Ben what's your opinion on The Gitrog Monster eating Thalia?
LRRbot: Pain Seer [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Inspired — Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
Daring_Apprentice: hahaha
wtrob: seabatTROG
Donutholez: !card Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
LRRbot: Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Rat Ninja [5/4] | Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B} / Whenever Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. / {1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes.
KharadBanar: monkaS
Kykiwi: LOl
MuffinsOnAHill: Let the pain speak to me!
Kykiwi: XD
Sektor88: enigmsLUL
Jorge4hg: ben
flatluigi: ben pls
Malfegore_: lol
seemsdeece: no ben
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
Aenir798: Uhhh
JBRedPhoenix: CLIP IT
viridimayai: HAHAHA
Malfegore_: lul
hd_dabnado: !card Rotting rats
LRRbot: Rotting Rats [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When Rotting Rats enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. / Unearth {1}{B}
Blasteg: what happened?
Malfegore_: LUL
Daring_Apprentice: !card the gitrog monster
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
pedja11: you are also ded to pain seer untaping
somewhatclever_: please do some splain'n
Vector_Zero: Lol
phatpack: discarding the land made the knight be lethal
riordand: Oh, I understand what happened now
Viewers_Like_You: !card knight of the reliquary
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
claypalmitier: Where are we in the mini-tournament?
Spectre97: Round 1, Game 3
Trymantha: match 1 about the start game 3
Malfegore_: We're in the meme zone apparently
dylanbbb: How did he expect to survive pain seer?
ComplexedOne subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
ComplexedOne: w00t, Friday and MTG!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ComplexedOne! (Today's storm count: 58)
claypalmitier: Awesome! I didn’t miss much then!
wtrob: Hey wait... Ben has both memes AND moxen
r10pez10: deep in the goofy magic tank
pedja11: Talia has left Ben scarred
Someonenonotyou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Someonenonotyou! (Today's storm count: 59)
somewhatclever_: have we seen the point spread yet?
grimpo96: First match of the day? Awesome
aussie_rob_w: I love Magic.
crashdownreg: did everyone have to bring a meme deck?
Silver__Knight_: What does mems and moxes mean? Every deck is a theme and contains a mox?
Donutholez: yes
aussie_rob_w: Shoutout to Serge for being an excellent table friend and judge, thanks to Alex and Ben for some great games so far. v
djalternative: !card masterful ninja
LRRbot: Masterful Ninja [2B] | Creature — Troll Ninja [1/1] | Haste / Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn. / {1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Daring_Apprentice: Steacy: First Blood?
riordand: "Am I winning this game even.." No, not with that attitude
M23R: Mox, Mox, Mox... Mox.
zenoflamer: !card Spellseeker
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
KharadBanar: 🐔
pedja11: Ben has Thalia PTSD from Adam and Alex isnt helping
aussie_rob_w: How often are the points updated for Canadian Highlander?
Karfsma778: Every few months
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
themcclintalk subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
themcclintalk: Woo 18 months of LRR support!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, themcclintalk! (Today's storm count: 60)
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
zenoflamer: Oh, huh. I see why that card is pointed
r10pez10: it's a good habit tho
a_bullett: Those are some of my favorite swamps
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
thenb44: !card recoil
LRRbot: Recoil [1UB] | Instant | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Then that player discards a card.
djalternative: Umans!
Blasteg: are fetchland/duoland/gates multi colored?
Jungie26: Mine too!
thenb44: lands have no color
billiam_mayzing: nope
Vector_Zero: Lands are colourless
r10pez10: all* lands are colourless
LRRbot: Corrupt Court Official [1B] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Corrupt Court Official enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
pedja11: @Blasteg Lands have no color
Booster6: @Blasteg lnds are colourless
zacharyisom: onslaught forests from Avon!
dylanbbb: They aren't cast anyway Blasted
billiam_mayzing: (except for dryad arbor)
Loonatic93: More like swamp fart!
SirZapdos: Ben "Blake" Wheeler
Donutholez: a ravenous rat...
djalternative: Works with Partitioners!
LRRbot: Brushland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.
Malfegore_: uh oh
Syphoid7: Rat by association?
thraximore: I love Portal cards
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Benevolent Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Benevolent Bodyguard: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
a_bullett: Onslaught/Odyssey basics are my favs
riordand: Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle has 2 colors, chat
dylanbbb: All the protection
e_bloc: stepmother of runes
silvalunae: giggity
Karfsma778: Mom!
Spectre97: Dad
TehAmelie: it's City of Brass but more magical
SirZapdos: hey mama
crashdownreg: dirty lick gabyLewd
Kykiwi: the one time mom
Ukon_vasara: step-mom?
Daring_Apprentice: Brother of Runes
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
wtrob: Benelephant Bodyguard
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: one time mom
pillowallergy: its aunt
Akaiatana: Benevolent Bodyguard is Stepfather
phatpack: Brother of Runes is really good
The_Kraken19: Defintely, Dad, because you never see him after he does something for you
crashdownreg: step-mom of runes
LRRbot: Burglar Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When Burglar Rat enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
Daring_Apprentice: Brother of Runes or Brotha of Runes?
riordand: Stepdad of pauper runes
LRRbot: Heroic Intervention [1G] | Instant | Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Silver__Knight_: Brother of Runes
LRRbot: Grand Abolisher [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.
cyclopsboi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cyclopsboi! (Today's storm count: 61)
Malfegore_: Uh oh
Blasteg: uh oh
Donutholez: Here comes the beating
zacharyisom: Everything’s a shoot brother!
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Donutholez: all these powerful cards
Type_One___: cheer100
KharadBanar: Vierte Edition PogChamp
Sta5is: fbb revised
TehAmelie: the original google
zacharyisom: Senpai!
LRRbot: Kytheon, Hero of Akros [W] (back: Gideon, Battle-Forged) | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | At end of combat, if Kytheon, Hero of Akros and at least two other creatures attacked this combat, exile Kytheon, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. / {2}{W}: Kytheon gains indestructible until end of turn.
Jay_Blanc: The good old "I am very disappointed in you" Demonic Tutor.
Donutholez: I bet DT tutored a land! LUL
TehAmelie: actually predates google i think
dylanbbb: When you have to use your demonic tutor to find a land
Karfsma778: Kid Chad!
aussie_rob_w: I'm so used to seeing those with white border it didn't even register that the version on the reader wasn't the card on the table.
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | Sunken Hollow enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
aussie_rob_w: FBB very pretty.
r10pez10: demonic babysitter
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
Jarannis subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Jarannis: Yep. Two years and a hair more!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jarannis! (Today's storm count: 62)
Donutholez: someone is dead-ed
LRRbot: Grand Abolisher [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.
Jake_the_guy: the shadow realm CALLS TO YOU!
TheManaLeek: Ben soon to be the newest resident of the Land of Wind and Ghosts
M23R: Alex is being much more of a goofball than usual
Daring_Apprentice: Chad Closed: Detective Kytheon
sniperserpent: Card! kytheon
LRRbot: Gideon, Battle-Forged (front: Kytheon, Hero of Akros) | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +2: Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controller's next turn if able. / +1: Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon, Battle-Forged becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt…
seemsdeece: battle chad
control_rig: Hahahah
ritchards: Spark? Then WAR!!!
Znazl: is this Rat slayer?
Kumakaori: XD
thenb44: my buddy chad whos fun to be with!
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
M23R: CHAD THE RAT SLAYER
Daring_Apprentice: Oh yeah dude, you just grind out rats for days
TehAmelie: "battle-forged", yeah sure buddy. battle some more rats lately?
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Jake_the_guy: does ben have a out?
r10pez10: woooow
Daring_Apprentice: @TehAmelie Gideon, Rat-Forged
Syphoid7: raysL
crashdownreg: protection from dark sienna CoolStoryBob
riordand: Every time
Bugberry: That's the best Ponder art, as someone who loves Lorwyn.
Donutholez: rekt
Evandill: Moon Ponder tho
flatluigi: obviously he should get the fish on the other arm
r10pez10: you know what i learned recently? moon ponder has a face in the bg
thegatherers: i wonder how they got there
Viewers_Like_You: Isn't that the name of the deck, though? \
sing_o_muse: Dang I missed the start of this
TehAmelie: Giden, Verminator
LRRbot: Brain Maggot [1B] | Enchantment Creature — Insect [1/1] | When Brain Maggot enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until Brain Maggot leaves the battlefield.
Kykiwi: LOl
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol!!
Daring_Apprentice: I'll be back, bro
sing_o_muse: Which game is this?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: merfolk ponder always makes it look like the main merfolk is saying "HEY doofus over here is THINKING about something"
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
kamelion84: lol
Daring_Apprentice: Duel Decks: Rats vs. Humans
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Mirror Image [2U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Mirror Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature you control.
Malfegore_: GG
Kykiwi: weeeeeeeow
M23R: GOTTEM
thraximore: gggggggg
Kykiwi: GG
riordand: Bold
Blasteg: GG
sing_o_muse: POWERFUL MAGIC
MurficWPN: GG lol
riordand: GG
AshBurnem: GG
Jake_the_guy: that was some good TV
Karfsma778: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that one skit of monty python
zacharyisom: CHILDHOOD DREAMS ARE OVER
Malfegore_: rip rats just made gideon
Daring_Apprentice: #WorthTheWait
PhoenixMelior: Ben is so entertaining
aussie_rob_w subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
aussie_rob_w: Congratulations Alex on shredding Round 1 masterfully!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, aussie_rob_w! (Today's storm count: 63)
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:07.
TehAmelie: Giden, Rat Bully
Kumakaori: Ben may not have won the match, but he has won our hearts
Donutholez: Splinter-sensei is sad. NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: Gideon rather
SuperGiraffe: Big white?
tidehollowcat: And that, little boys and girls, is why you don't play bad cards.
M23R: Serge is about to get dunked on
azureHaights: Oh wow I just noticed Alex's headband
sing_o_muse: wtf just happened
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Monty Python: Mouse Organ
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: actual relentless rats would've been really good
Bugberry: @tidehollowcat There are no bad cards, just bad players.
Myrfinity: five color heart beat storm? pls?
j4bon: rats on rats on rats
Karfsma778: @Bugberry Takeno's. Cavalry.
Lavashot449: Chat I had to go AFK, who won?
incredulouspasserby: I mean.
tidehollowcat: And in the sideboard, we have 15 more relentless rats
incredulouspasserby: !card Takeno’s Cavalry
LRRbot: Takeno's Cavalry [3W] | Creature — Human Samurai Archer [1/1] | Bushido 1 / {T}: Takeno's Cavalry deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking Spirit.
tidehollowcat: @Lavashot449 Alex
TehAmelie: Alex won. Gideon stomped on some rats and became a folk hero
Lavashot449: Oof, feels bad
incredulouspasserby: Yeah that’s pretty bad.
Daring_Apprentice: Isn't there a D&D feature for rat slayers?
Bugberry: @Karfsma778 Last I heard Spirits was a real deck.
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a ratastrophe. The rats lost.
Karfsma778: @Bugberry Yeah. and it plays Drogskol Captain. And other lords so the spirits don't have 1 toughness usually
awsomeness32059: Standard esper spirits with yargle
p_johnston subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, p_johnston! (Today's storm count: 64)
Bugberry: Then play 2 cavalry,
syrup1_gt: how's it goin'
benjamin_wheeler: Well gang, my rats did their best
somewhatclever_: Ben's deck is illegal ... in Alberta...
j4bon: play mono cavalry and have a deck rules violation
NUTSOFODEN: just tuned in, what are we playing tonight?
hidingbox: If Horsemanship shows up that would be amazing
josh_le_crafter: umm
josh_le_crafter: alex wtf?
Aneximarius subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Aneximarius: I'm concerned how Alex got to be the monarch
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aneximarius! (Today's storm count: 65)
tidehollowcat: The Exile Zone
tergonis: we on mono jer now
azureHaights: Jer versus Coffee-Jer
thraximore: That was good Alex :)
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Daring_Apprentice: Where are my FlOrAl sPuZzEm?
TehAmelie: toight like a taiga
Kykiwi: hmm dat atl art
Aneximarius: Oh god power
Kykiwi: nice
M23R: P O I N T S
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
Jake_the_guy: sol ring my good buddy
riordand: Can I get that hat in the North 100 merch store?
Altoguy16499: is Jer playing BIg White?
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Donutholez: spicy solring
azureHaights: (🎵 I've got a jer of coffee, and guess what's inside it 🎵)
flatluigi: LANDS
thraximore: Powerful magiiiiic
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
Mage24365: serge is on enchantress
syrup1_gt: I'm confused, are they playing rn?
ritchards: Wasteland!
LRRbot: Chartooth Cougar [5R] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/4] | {R}: Chartooth Cougar gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
Trymantha: Jer playing seinfeild?
Kykiwi: OH
seemsdeece: holy moly
MaidenOfCyn: that's not cycle
Karfsma778: BOLD
Silver__Knight_: ASTRAL SLIDE!!
benjamin_wheeler: @syrup1_gt they’re playing Canadian Highlander
Kykiwi: cycling is here!
Mage24365: It's mountaincycling, not regular cycling
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: baby! we playing living end??
phorrestgaze: that's not cycling
MaidenOfCyn: that's mountain cycle
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Jacobontherun1: ASTRAL SLIDE
2rrr_mirror_breaker: thats mountain cycling not cycying
hidingbox: we astral sliding now!
SuperGiraffe: I suspect that this isn't big white
e_bloc: judge
sniperserpent: amazing
JerecoPlays: That Serge face is priceless.
JohnPraw: Wrong cycle
Lavashot449: CYCLE sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
2rrr_mirror_breaker: JUDGE
Daring_Apprentice: Archfiend of Ifnir, baby
Noodles_15: That's not cycling
Jake_the_guy: oh no rules!
Aenir798: nountaincycling
The_Kraken19: That is not cycling
KharadBanar: JUDGE
Mage24365: JUDGE!
MuffinsOnAHill: Today is a day of jank!
Donutholez: ITS A CYCLING REANIMATOR??
The_Kraken19: !judge
LRRbot: LRRmtg_Judge is staffed by certified Magic judges mtgdiversity, Noonies, Zak_SHWAP, PharmacistJudge, themanaleek, gatherto1, Phillammon, and AllosaurusRider. They are here to answer chat's rules questions with the current game and will try to answer other rules questions as time allows. If there are issues with things on stream they'll inform our on-site judges directly.
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun That mountaincycles
Aenir798: JUDGE
Viewers_Like_You: lrrJUDGE
Bugberry: It's the Circle of Life!
benjamin_wheeler: Mountain cycling
thenb44: JUDGE
Siegeerson: judge
Shemerson: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
KitteyWolf: lrrJUDGE
azureHaights: lrrJUDGE
MerryPringles: Mountain!
Tecnocrat: Sick Fluctuator Plays incoming!
sing_o_muse: TIME TO RIDE THE SLIDE
MerryPringles: Judge
gameboy350: Hey that's moutnaincycling
Znazl: CHEAT
Karfsma778: JUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE
Bugberry: Wizard Cycling!
Mornish: mountain cycling?
Pizzathehut3: mountaincyclin!
PhoenixMelior: Is this astral slide?
Aneximarius: REL:serge
NihilismRacoon: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
korvys: @benjamin_wheeler Oh, btw, deck name - Copy Rat Infringement
thraximore: Shame Jer
Viewers_Like_You: Rotates "never lucky" to "big cheats"
Kykiwi: jer i forgive you
riordand: Put one back at random and shuffle is pretty easy, right?
azureHaights: Ever forward, Never lucky, Mountains third
benjamin_wheeler: TBF Jer probably just drew another bad card
PhoenixMelior: It fine
e_bloc: cycling the card explains the card
Znazl: 3/4 judges agree that serge is helpful
LRRbot: Forsake the Worldly [2W] | Instant | Exile target artifact or enchantment. / Cycling {2}
flatluigi: a cheatyface embroidered in the incide
M23R: Now those are some big plays
thenb44: oh man cycling tribal
seemsdeece: your a rock star
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Armstrong11139: scott-eeee-pippin
flatluigi: serge please
riordand: Pfff
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Viewers_Like_You: Aw, sugarsnaps!
Jorge4hg: big buckets
PhoenixMelior: This does feel like astralslide.dek
Donutholez: i still smell the reanimation
TehAmelie: a shorter version of "hell's bells and buckets of blood"
Silver__Knight_: Serge sending up the HS-symbol
Tecnocrat: Aww, biscuits.
bush3sbak3db3ans: th is Canadian highlander?
LRRbot: Trace of Abundance [{R/W}G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has shroud. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
thenb44: !card astral slide
LRRbot: Astral Slide [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
benjamin_wheeler: @bush3sbak3db3ans yes Canadian Highlander
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
riordand: Serge "Ned Flanders" Yager
SpookySpaghooti: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:57.
benjamin_wheeler: Do we have a Canlander command?
thraximore: It adds shroud? Never noticed that
Donutholez: white has reanimation spells too
Aneximarius: "Right now"
Daring_Apprentice: Trace of Abundance isn't tapped
thenb44: !highlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
LRRbot: Valley Rannet [4RG] | Creature — Beast [6/3] | Mountaincycling {2}, forestcycling {2}
bush3sbak3db3ans: @benjamin_wheeler I meant to say what th is it?
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Viewers_Like_You: It was me, mountaincycling!
benjamin_wheeler: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Willbrannon: No big white!
Donutholez: okay, definitely not a reanimator now.
KharadBanar: It was a quantum superposition of mountain- and forestcycling
aleixa_p: lumina1YOWL lrrHEART lumina1YOWL lrrHEART
bush3sbak3db3ans: oh thanks guys
LRRbot: Satyr Enchanter [1GW] | Creature — Satyr Druid [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
azureHaights: Duals of the Planeswalkers
LRRbot: Secluded Steppe | Land | Secluded Steppe enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {W}
LRRbot: Shimmerscale Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [3/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
azureHaights: (yes I know players-as-planeswalkers is deprecated lore)
Jorge4hg: ohhhhh
LRRbot: Starstorm [XRR] | Instant | Starstorm deals X damage to each creature. / Cycling {3}
Viewers_Like_You: I can't wait for cycling vs cloning
Karfsma778: Inb4 Living End
azureHaights: PK Starstorm
LRRbot: Eidolon of Blossoms [2GG] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
e_bloc: !card Fluctuator
LRRbot: Fluctuator [2] | Artifact | Cycling abilities you activate cost up to {2} less to activate.
Bugberry: @azureHaights Players are still planeswalkers
gameboy350: is he gonna end up slamming down that archfiend of ifnir ?
benjamin_wheeler: cycling.dec*
Kykiwi: XD
Donutholez: this doesnt feel like it has living end.
phorrestgaze: he's got a lot of deck to cycle through
TehAmelie: i want to ride my bicycle♫
e_bloc: living death > living end
riordand: That Living End is gonna be pretty good
bastian964: Wait where's the second green from?
MuffinsOnAHill: I thought he might have Living end, but then the Sol Ring wouldn't make sense.
azureHaights: @Bugberry Coulda sworn that got... erattaed? phased out? something
a_bullett: Gotta get that Chartooth Cougar out
Altoguy16499: Does Jer play any amount of Delve for some pay offs?
sniperserpent: card! stabilizer
LRRbot: Abandoned Sarcophagus [3] | Artifact | You may cast nonland cards with cycling from your graveyard. / If a card with cycling would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.
Syphoid7: tundra gives 1 of any colour
Bugberry: @azureHaights They call them Loyalty Counters because you are summoning an ally who is loyal to you.
a_bullett: lol
Jake_the_guy: OH NO
dylanbbb: Oh my god!!!!
MuffinsOnAHill: Oh....There we go!
thraximore: the tech!
Jorge4hg: YES
Aneximarius: I was just trying to think of that card
Silver__Knight_: sniperserpent other way around on that command, ! comes first
benjamin_wheeler: Goddamn it Jer
LRRbot: Ancient Excavation [2UB] | Instant | Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand, then discard a card for each card drawn this way. / Basic landcycling {2}
emrafool: yet you saw quest for the holy relic and thought that's be fun Alex....
sniperserpent: oh lol thanks silver
Daring_Apprentice: Serge threatened by creatures
Lavashot449: HYPE sergeHolyMoly
Donutholez: Oh shoot! an artifact that reanimates!
M23R: HERE WE GO
superdude097: Just got here. What game is this and has anyone else played?
l0gin4me: I like that neither player is at 20, but neither has damaged the other. its all self-inflicted
Aneximarius: Can we also recap why Alex is the monarch, and how does he draw at he end step?
riordand: One time no basic
M23R: @superdude097 No
Silver__Knight_: sniperserpent I'm also not sure if it's gated behind being a sub or not
TheManaLeek: @superdude097 Game 1 Match 2
Nefarious_Ned subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 38 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nefarious_Ned! (Today's storm count: 66)
superdude097: @TheManaLeek Thanks :)
Kykiwi: XD
Altoguy16499: "Cheat step"
thraximore: Jerrrrrr
benjamin_wheeler: “What did I do?” - man who just played Abandoned Sarcophagus
Karfsma778: Cheat Step
riordand: Nice
silvalunae: lrrJUDGE
MuffinsOnAHill: Cheat count 2
Viewers_Like_You: REL:cheats
Spectre97: Powerful "???"
Jorge4hg: nice forest
Jay_Blanc: Jer is playing Not-Fish.
SpookySpaghooti: how many games have we done in the stream total so far?
AchillesAndTortoise: tight plays
Lavashot449: Cheat Count is 2
Znazl: game 4
azureHaights: Untap, Upcheat, Draw
DMGlol: slow play from all that shuffling Kappa
Lavashot449: Storm Count is 1
Aneximarius: Cheaty face incoming
loglab: i win most of my games in the cheat step
Ukon_vasara: im personally a fan of the Dub Step
CaffeinatedLemur: 0.o
scrapsavant: I feel like serge has earned a few cheatsteps of his own by now
gameboy350: does abandonded sarcophagus count landcycling?
Nemowoodbine: Astral slide was my first really successful tournament deck, so I’m loving this
sing_o_muse: @SpookySpaghooti This is Round 2
NihilismRacoon: I know this is casual but holy shit
chickenace11: I put my cheat step after my opponents second main phase
RakdosDragon88: Thought for another FNPF: Chaos sealed roll crack a pack die to decide your pool
LRRbot: Nyx-Fleece Ram [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Sheep [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
Donutholez: landcycling is still cycling
NotCainNorAbel: serge did you put forests in your deck?
djalternative: I can't wait for Jer to Cheat out
somewhatclever_: @scrapsavant He stockpiles them for edh
phatpack: That sheep is gonna gain so much life
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
MuffinsOnAHill: The best sheep.
Viewers_Like_You: Jer reveals Entirely Normal Armchair
LRRbot: Elephant Grass [G] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Black creatures can't attack you. / Nonblack creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
Kykiwi: oh elephat grass
Feminine_Desires: Oh I love this card!
Silver__Knight_: phatpack and only spends them on Kitchen Finks
flatluigi: what?
Kykiwi: that is great card
djalternative: !card armchair
LRRbot: Entirely Normal Armchair | Artifact | During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. / {0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only any opponent may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair. / {2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.
LRRbot: River Serpent [5U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | River Serpent can't attack unless there are five or more cards in your graveyard. / Cycling {U}
Feminine_Desires: Legacy staple
thraximore: this is a card?
DMGlol: 🤔
dylanbbb: Thats an interesting card
Daring_Apprentice: @djalternative All he has to do is Explore a bunch, right?
LRRbot: Architects of Will [2UB] | Artifact Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When Architects of Will enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. / Cycling {U/B}
Aneximarius: I was gonna say that's some serious angler tech if he's right
riordand: I think it's likely
Donutholez: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEME FILLED STREAM?? Why Elephant Grass??
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | Canyon Slough enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Tecnocrat: YOu need to worry about ALL of them in his graveyard.
Karfsma778: Elephant Grass is a commander STAPLE
benjamin_wheeler: Serge, I know it was already in there, but I can’t help but feel as though Elephant Grass is purely there for Rats
MuffinsOnAHill: Hey! That grass isn't made of elephants!
theinvisiblevoice: no way jer isn't playing living end, right?
tidehollowcat: !card Living End
LRRbot: Living End | Sorcery | Suspend 3—{2}{B}{B} / Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
SuperGiraffe: I live that one of those Architects is just a bald John goodman
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
Aneximarius: Serge doesn't pay for no grass
FoxesLikeBoxes: jesus, how expensive are these decks?
a_bullett: He's playing Electrodominance/Living End
FoxesLikeBoxes: All the duals plus mox's?
Jay_Blanc: "Certain older cards have variants of cycling, such as basic landcycling or Wizardcycling. Abandoned Sarcophagus’s effect lets you cast these cards" so Landcycling is fine.
TheManaLeek: @FoxesLikeBoxes Very :D
Aneximarius: Ass, gas, or elephant grass..no one rides for free
Feminine_Desires: !card Starfield of Nyx
LRRbot: Starfield of Nyx [4W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / As long as you control five or more enchantments, each other non-Aura enchantment you control is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
the_canuck_mystic: !card starfield of
LRRbot: Starfield of Nyx [4W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / As long as you control five or more enchantments, each other non-Aura enchantment you control is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
dylanbbb: !card starfield of nyx
Aenir798: Card reader can't see it?
TheManaLeek: Though Collector's Edition cards are allowed in Canlander (though even those are hundreds of dollars)
MehGyver0: cheer100 cheer100
riordand: Ohh Nyx Fit
Bugberry: in before Sliver cycling
DMGlol: llrbot pls
LRRbot: Starfield of Nyx [4W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / As long as you control five or more enchantments, each other non-Aura enchantment you control is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
Kykiwi: real dark art
zarbit: too low-contrast
seemsdeece: its a pretty dark card
Bugberry: Is he playing Homing Sliver?
Armstrong11139: POWERFUL MAGIC
Tecnocrat: Never stopped to think if you should
Lavashot449: sergeCounting
SpookySpaghooti: is Starfield online right now?
somewhatclever_: I want starfield of nyx as a playmate!
LRRbot: Shoreline Ranger [5U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/4] | Flying / Islandcycling {2}
viridimayai: powerful...magic?
Feminine_Desires: Serge you control 3
Armstrong11139: 3, right? doesn't Starfield count itself?
LRRbot: Abandoned Sarcophagus [3] | Artifact | You may cast nonland cards with cycling from your graveyard. / If a card with cycling would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.
Ukon_vasara: im personally amused by seeing that sarcophagus, canyon slough, and wasteland in this game
Mornish: 3
Jorge4hg: serge
Spectre97: Starfield counts itself but doesn't affect itself, yes
Daring_Apprentice: Is Shoreline Ranger online?
dylanbbb: Serge you have 3 rnchantments. It counts auras
phatpack: now it 2, tho
riordand: You didn't die tho
Tecnocrat: Cheaty McCheatsalot over here
p_johnston: what happens to ram if starfield goes onli... nevermind.
thegatherers: cops are coming for the cheater
benjamin_wheeler: Holy shit that Sarcophagi joke, Alex
forlornhope22: so, Has Enchantress ever won a game? or is it just Serge's favorite form of Jank?
LRRbot: Verduran Enchantress [1GG] | Creature — Human Druid [0/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.
Tkellyosu: I though Jer would be on cycling. excited to see your version as I have been working on my own version since Amonkhet was released
SpookySpaghooti: Holy moly Abandoned Sarcophagus is good
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:34.
riordand: Booo
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
silvalunae: Dear Dr. Serge, promo or full art alter oOo
Bugberry: How much damage have each player done to the other, or has it all been self inflicted?
Ukon_vasara: squelch with cycling?
LRRbot: Renewed Faith [2W] | Instant | You gain 6 life. / Cycling {1}{W} / When you cycle Renewed Faith, you may gain 2 life.
hidingbox: Wild growth probs
seemsdeece: that alter is really sick
e_bloc: rest in peace would be hilarious
Aneximarius: I think that's an alter
LRRbot: Pale Recluse [4GW] | Creature — Spider [4/5] | Reach / Forestcycling {2}, plainscycling {2}
djalternative: I just heard Nude Faith
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
TehAmelie: i've won with an Enchantress deck in a time when the only Enchantress was Verduran Enchantress and the only creature that cared about enchantments was Rabid Wombat
Booster6: i wouldnt call this "powerful" nothing
Noodles_15: no he cant
sniperserpent: sarcophogas says nonland
hidingbox: Just waiting for Decree of Justice
seemsdeece: its nonland
Nemowoodbine: “Powerful”
dylanbbb: The sarcophagus is non-land... and it casts
somewhatclever_: it's a bi cycle land
Jorge4hg: he can't
Hangedman: I sure hope Serge is running Bojuka Bog
djalternative: Just up the cheat count
LRRbot: Vile Manifestation [1B] | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Vile Manifestation gets +1/+0 for each card with cycling in your graveyard. / Cycling {2}
Kykiwi: "OH
Kykiwi: the pay oof
seemsdeece: oh my god
flatluigi: oh my god
thraximore: OH MY
Znazl: OOf
LRRbot: Hollow One [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card you've cycled or discarded this turn. / Cycling {2}
Jorge4hg: jesus
Jake_the_guy: OH NO
meisbored: 10/4 good buddy
M23R: HEEEEERE WE GOOOOOO
icefinch: 10/4 for 2 seems ok
aww_shiiup subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, aww_shiiup! (Today's storm count: 67)
seemsdeece: ohhhhhhh
silvalunae: this is great jank omg
zarbit: where's our Elephant Grass now?!
riordand: Cycle GOYF
MuffinsOnAHill: Win condition!
e_bloc: I too enjoyed Hour of Devastation draft
tidehollowcat: POWERFUL MAGIC
SpookySpaghooti: Hollow One is busted
seemsdeece: that was 14 power for 3 mana
silvalunae: I want to play Jer's deck
riordand: P o w e r f u l magic
thraximore: hahahahahahahahaa
Bugberry: that grass is ass
Jorge4hg: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Doomwake Giant [4B] | Enchantment Creature — Giant [4/6] | Constellation — Whenever Doomwake Giant or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, creatures your opponents control get −1/−1 until end of turn.
riordand: woooooww
seemsdeece: w o w
loglab: elephant grass has experienced a drought
superdude097: Is Jerr's deck straight out of Amonkhet Block Constructed?
benjamin_wheeler: ALEX ALEX WHY WHAT
zacharyisom: Wooooooow
Jake_the_guy: this is some great magic
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
zacharyisom: Powerful Nothinggg!
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
Hangedman: lrrWOW
Aneximarius: this is when serge realizes he felt like running a relic just because
LRRbot: Shimmerscale Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [3/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
pedja11: Jer is just sifting through his garbage
TrueTransSoulAlesha: are serge's mox gold border or beta?
phorrestgaze: cycles for sarcophagi
seemsdeece: it cycles cards serge. it cycles cards
l0gin4me: it cycles until it finds the sarcophogus obviously
LRRbot: Replenish [3W] | Sorcery | Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
JerecoPlays: nyx gains 1 life
zacharyisom: Oh snap! Flying men!
tidehollowcat: DRAFT CHAF
e_bloc: oh baby
Jake_the_guy: only one ;-;
SpookySpaghooti: WOW
Znazl: WOAH
M23R: YOOO
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
LRRbot: Elephant Grass [G] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Black creatures can't attack you. / Nonblack creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
LRRbot: Eidolon of Blossoms [2GG] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
TSturtledove: So... this is still game one?
Aneximarius: elephant glass
crashdownreg: @TrueTransSoulAlesha looks like collector's edition, square corners
TrueTransSoulAlesha: okay thanks!
SpookySpaghooti: 3W to draw 3, board wipe for -3/-3, holy shit the value
djalternative: do it
Znazl: dew it
Ukon_vasara: dew it
icefinch: @TSturtledove i mean it's cycling vs enchantress there both slow
batboy0320: What is that land surge has on top of the screen?
Mage24365: drop lmao
SpookySpaghooti: and he now has Elephant Grass
tergonis: show us!!!!
e_bloc: drop of honey
Tecnocrat: Was that Drop of Honey?
M23R: DO IT
PhoenixMelior: Do it
TSturtledove: @icefinch true
imperious_leader1: DO IT
djalternative: DeWitt
meisbored: don't let your memes be dreams serge
TillianSwoard: do it
Aneximarius: Duet
DoctorCactus: can't not do it at this point
seemsdeece: is that drop of honey
Silver__Knight_: it draws you two cards and kills two things. How bad can it be?
zarbit: Serge can't block Warriors
Aenir798: Serge it's a one-sided boardwipe
Bugberry: do or die
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
benjamin_wheeler: Doomwake triggers?
LRRbot: Porphyry Nodes [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Porphyry Nodes.
MuffinsOnAHill: Do it! Do it for chat!!
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: LOL
skiplives: Doo eeet
DolGrenn: Think of the VALUE
thraximore: hahahahahaahaha
riordand: hahhhah
icefinch: lol
SpookySpaghooti: wait those are the same card
DoctorCactus: good enough
SpookySpaghooti: PLAY BOTH
MuffinsOnAHill: Do it anyway!
thraximore: ? It would kill the sheep
Jorge4hg: do it for the vine serge
Tecnocrat: CHat just wants to see the world burn.
Viewers_Like_You: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
SpookySpaghooti: THINK OF THE VALUE
imperious_leader1: DO IT SERGE
DolGrenn: It's WORTH
silvalunae: think of the MEME
aClonedPickle: chat is team chaos
voslan: CHAT DEMAND VIOLANCE!
Mage24365: if you have seal then you can kill it maybe
Noodles_15: You also kill his board?
GoblinRanger: think of the meme value
djalternative: think of the entertainment value
Znazl: Sounds good
M23R: Imagine the nerves
riordand: I think it's good enough
Bugberry: No one ever won anything by not taking risks
rogerivany: Can you kill him first
seemsdeece: this is a meme stream serge
Karfsma778: !card drop of honey
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
MuffinsOnAHill: Think of it as a future "Powerful Magic" story.
Daring_Apprentice: Enchantress, a deck known for being able to race
e_bloc: Jeremy with the stifle for the last trigger would be hilarious.
TillianSwoard: do it
somewhatclever_: do it and race
DoctorCactus: We were promised a highlander meme stream serge!
DolGrenn: DO IT
ArcOfTheConclave: plauge wind him!
batboy0320: What is the land has on top of screen??
Karfsma778: Yeah, first thing that dies is the sheep
batboy0320: Surge’s
KharadBanar: !card Maze of Ith
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
Eywind: maze of ith batboy0320
JerecoPlays: Eidolon came in this turn right? Off the replenish?
KharadBanar: @batboy0320
Daring_Apprentice: @batboy0320 Irrigated Farmland?
benjamin_wheeler: You’re far ahead enough to not have to put your board in jeopardy
Jungie26: Eidolon has summoning sicknes
batboy0320: Thanks
FoxesLikeBoxes: Wait.. drop of honey is another $800.. wtf these decks..
riordand: Cycle goyf is still very big, right?
DolGrenn: You get 2 cards from casting it!
LRRbot: Vile Manifestation [1B] | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Vile Manifestation gets +1/+0 for each card with cycling in your graveyard. / Cycling {2}
Silver__Knight_: FoxesLikeBoxes to be fair, he bought it for like 8
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: exile Jer's creature because of Sarcophagus?
FoxesLikeBoxes: @Silver__Knight_ $8? or 800 lol
thraximore: nodes and drop of honey are such interesting cards
zarbit: @99Problems_TwitchAintOne it already is
Eywind: that is the exile pile up there
somewhatclever_: Let the Serge deck be a Serge win.
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: oh okay, sorry
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
SpookySpaghooti: it looks like the kind of photocopy you get in a packet in science class
benjamin_wheeler: Serge you were tanking between which drop you wanted to play to muck your own board when YOU HAD A TUTOR
Silver__Knight_: FoxesLikeBoxes $8. He's told the story on North 100 a couple of times
Kykiwi: jer gets new horizon?
CleverCrumbish: You know they're good cause they look like dogshit drawn in crayon by a toddler but they're worth hundreds of dollars
SpookySpaghooti: @benjamin_wheeler YEAH YOURE RIGHT LOL
flatluigi: that tutor doesn't have cycling
Daring_Apprentice: I don't know what you said Serge but I DISAGREE
Feminine_Desires: YOu could have Tutored for an answert to your own enchantment!
drthvd3r: We'll disagree with you until you win, at which point we'll say you were right.
meisbored: i would have slammed that 4th enchantment
l0gin4me: but you just lose the sheep and tutor an answer next turn
meisbored: too fun not too
tytycoon: how does one get into Highlander?
benjamin_wheeler: When in doubt, Tutor them out
LRRbot: Lightning Rift [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, Lightning Rift deals 2 damage to any target.
FoxesLikeBoxes: @Silver__Knight_ I view on and off, so yeah
thenb44: !highlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
DolGrenn: Drawing 2 cards and killing 3 creatures in exchange for losing your smallest creature a turn seems fine to me
Jorge4hg: chat is right and wrong at the same time
SpookySpaghooti: @tytycoon build a deck, live in Canada
benjamin_wheeler: and by them I mean the best cards in your dexk
e_bloc: @tytycoon mortgage your house
thraximore: @tytycoon Disposable income. :?
Tecnocrat: Chat Demands Vengeance!
Figgyleaf: I agree with you serge
thenb44: @tytycoon watch north 100!
Daring_Apprentice: @tytycoon I feel like listening to North 100 is a good starting spot, see if it's your speed
Kykiwi: pokerface
Eywind: flawless poker face
icefinch: what colors is jer in?
riordand: Just DT for the Atog that eats enchantments, easy
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Serge "Poker Face" Yager
Silver__Knight_: wait, who are we saying breathes wrong and why are we being such butts?
Noodles_15: I mean with one card in your hand, its probably fine
Aenir798: I don't have any strong feelings one way or the other regarding your choices Serge.
djalternative: Tutor for a lore seeker, invoke draft rules and put an entire pack into your hand
tytycoon: I do live in Canada. some steps complete
Diabore: i wonder if jers deck has new perspectives
LRRbot: River Serpent [5U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | River Serpent can't attack unless there are five or more cards in your graveyard. / Cycling {U}
Daring_Apprentice: I love watching North 100 and Canlander play, but don't know if I'll really get into it because of price
SpookySpaghooti: Love the slow Alex hand with the counter
e_bloc: I'll stick to a more reasonably cheap hobby, like foiling out my commander decks Kappa
Jorge4hg: attacks? i mean no attacks
Figgyleaf: You’re welcome serge ^^ I always enjoy watching you play magic
somewhatclever_: who has the most expensive deck tonight?
DoctorCactus: Jer's volcanic island looks like it wants a spot in alex's black mold deck
benjamin_wheeler: Building a Canlander deck takes a lot of time and dedication, but it’s 100% worth it
Tecnocrat: Serge out here teasing elephants.
flatluigi: yes?
Jorge4hg: no?
RegisTKM: no?
SpookySpaghooti: Canlander seems super duper fun, I just have nobody to play with
riordand: No
Jake_the_guy: YES?
djalternative: Yes?
Ukon_vasara: thats a hard maybe
silvalunae: sounds like my first time
flatluigi: yes!
phorrestgaze: YES YES YES
thraximore: Mayn't
icefinch: take all of it\
Viewers_Like_You: Yes, no maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
riordand: Yes!
Donutholez: maaaayyybeeeee
PhoenixMelior: Maybe
Jorge4hg: YES
josh_le_crafter: yes?
SpookySpaghooti: YE
Znazl: ryesyesyesnoyes
thegatherers: no
a_bullett: I'm almost done building Cradlehoof but need a second deck that's 50/50 with it to get my friends to play. Ya'll have a suggestion?
josh_le_crafter: perhaps?
M23R: Uhhh yes
djalternative: Strawpoll?
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
capt_crazy25: @benjamin_wheeler it is worth it when you have a play group... but not when you dont have any other players
flatluigi: math step
gsyhiap: sergeCounting
oyleslyck: Yes... yes... yes... Nooooo... YES.
Jorge4hg: matt
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
Daring_Apprentice: YEET
Tecnocrat: Math step? That might as well be a cheat step.
seemsdeece: I would highly recommend buying cheap staples an dbuulding a toolkit to build decks from
fiddles29: VoteNay
e_bloc: wake me up inside
LRRbot: Copy Enchantment [2U] | Enchantment | You may have Copy Enchantment enter the battlefield as a copy of any enchantment on the battlefield.
Daring_Apprentice: bid my blood to rise
SpookySpaghooti: oh no
icefinch: gross
Donutholez: OOOOO
djalternative: VoteYea
NrgSpoon: why not copy the rift?
capt_crazy25: oooooo yeah
riordand: Oh, this is EDH Kappa
2rrr_mirror_breaker: I think the crew each had a different idea of what a meme deck is Kappa
SpookySpaghooti: "Good"
benjamin_wheeler: @capt_crazy25 then starting out with proxy or budget decks to get people jamming is the best line
icefinch: untap?
benjamin_wheeler: Once you get people playing, it’s hard to stop
gameboy350: So serge's lands are now triple mana
Silver__Knight_: 17
Donutholez: copying lightning rift requires you to have a cycling card...
capt_crazy25: @benjamin_wheeler .... I dont want to say I didnt think of that... but I didnt think of that
JaymicUnyielding: I really want to get a local Canlander scene started, but the LGS doesn't think people will want to split from the main events.
LRRbot: Angel of the God-Pharaoh [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
M23R: I'm wit ya now Ted
somewhatclever_: Is Serge playing Estrid's Invocation?
NrgSpoon: isn't it when anyone cycles?
Donutholez: nope
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
seemsdeece: this next turn is gonna be stupid
Donutholez: !card lightning rift
LRRbot: Lightning Rift [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, Lightning Rift deals 2 damage to any target.
benjamin_wheeler: @jaymicunyielding starting off by having multiple decks to jam between rounds is enough to light a fire
Donutholez: ah wait
SpookySpaghooti: Nyx-Fleece is such a good card
Donutholez: nvm
Nemowoodbine: Is it elephant grass because it’s big grass or because the elephants eat it
M23R: YOOO
Baldrash: @JaymicUnyielding Do you have a Legacy scene in your area? Asking some of those guys might be a good way to start.
riordand: Quad mana
sing_o_muse: Pay 8 for Jace
dylanbbb: If he had copied the rift he could hurt Jer everytime Jer cycled
Jake_the_guy: oh god I gave my rats some pizza crust and there is mortal combat now happening over it
M23R: PAY 4 SERGE
Feminine_Desires: @Nemowoodbine both
FoxesLikeBoxes: D: go to 15 D:
mortition: what's the altered card on serges side?
Lsaldana92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Lsaldana92: #teampowerserge
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lsaldana92! (Today's storm count: 68)
Tecnocrat: But eight is like 10% of your mana.
capt_crazy25: cowards dont pay 8 serge
thraximore: !card Mortal Combat
LRRbot: Mortal Combat [2BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if twenty or more creature cards are in your graveyard, you win the game.
FoxesLikeBoxes: D: forgot life gain trigger D:
benjamin_wheeler: @dylanbbb was hoping for that tbh
Donutholez: line lost. oh welp
thraximore: @Jake_the_guy
tergonis: i have concerns
meisbored: omniscience?
flatluigi: banefire
SpookySpaghooti: thats Progenitus mana babee
djalternative: Hydradoodle
Silver__Knight_: Tecnocrat eight life, not mana
Sibwow: omniscience
LRRbot: Wargate [XGWU] | Sorcery | Search your library for a permanent card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
e_bloc: oh baby wargate
FoxesLikeBoxes: Am I wrong? He should be at 15?
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Wargate!
seemsdeece: oh baby
icefinch: storm count 1
Donutholez: wargate for five...
FoxesLikeBoxes: his 0/5 gains him 1
LRRbot: Sigil of the Empty Throne [3WW] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.
riordand: The best card I'm not playing
Tecnocrat: Oh this can't end well.
Donutholez: eh...
Znazl: Popping off
Nemowoodbine: !card Mirari’s Wake
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
PhoenixMelior: Oh
capt_crazy25: sigil... good card
malexus101: tune in b4 bed >see complicated boardstate >see deck name >ad starts
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
benjamin_wheeler: Serge are you on Palinchron
e_bloc: is it when you're making 4/4s to fight his draft uncommons?
JaymicUnyielding: @Baldrash Unfortunately there isn't much of a Legacy scene either, but it's getting started.
icefinch: jer better be playing hush
Donutholez: need 5 angels, regardless
ToiletTrees: and suddenly akroma's vengeance Kappa
djalternative: Get them unstable tokens!
LRRbot: Porphyry Nodes [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Porphyry Nodes.
Fdmajora: Drop of honey. The dollars are piling up
M23R: This board state makes my brain hurt
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
e_bloc: where did propaganda go
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
Feminine_Desires: Why is propagana in the graveyard?
seemsdeece: why did it go to the graveyard
e_bloc: did he just put it in his graveyard
SpookySpaghooti: holy fuckamoly
Noodles_15: why did he throw prop in the yard
Aneximarius: that sick moat
Vyous: Why is propaganda in the yard?
Jungie26: Serge
benjamin_wheeler: Why is prop in the gy
Znazl: D:
SpookySpaghooti: Serge with the FIRE
JerecoPlays: He just threw propaganda into the graveyard. lol
Viewers_Like_You: Serge "Token Hater" Yager
icefinch: serge did propaganda just go to grave?
Jungie26: Why is Prop in the grave
voslan: WUT!
stevestein: OK
Aenir798: D:
riordand: Wooooow
dylanbbb: Serge propaganda is on the field
e_bloc: such BMs he just throws away his propaganda
rennz17: Serge. Put propaganda on the field
thraximore: lmao serge
p_johnston: why did he discard propaganda?
Jake_the_guy: good catch
Tecnocrat: "Done with this, goes in here."
head_cannon: One token + a die to keep track of how many you have is really all you need.
Jorge4hg: serge please
Lsaldana92: judge serge is cheating
flatluigi: need bigger tables
NihilismRacoon: He tossed that prop lol
SuperGiraffe: He wanted to get in on the cycling
Spectre97: Just cycled Propaganda
Eywind: he put propaganda where it belongs, in the trash
riordand: Cycled propaganda
SpookySpaghooti: so Jeremy's creatures just cant attack at all right
Jake_the_guy: this is edh level of board state!
Daring_Apprentice: Serge humble brag
SpicyNapalm: Serge is such a good boy he wants to do away with propagamda BibleThump
e_bloc: Jeremy: "right click, concede"
dylanbbb: Second token for ones that have summoning sickness
bkowalski99: i still don't understand this format
Silver__Knight_: head_cannon 2, tapped and untapped
ThePerrBearr: i walk away, and come back 10 minutes later, and it feels like noting has changed
Donutholez: All I see on the board is. "JER CANT ATTACK"
Aenir798: Jer has the drake
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: just one word, Thalia
PhoenixMelior: THIS IS GAME ONE
gameboy350: Propaganda is just colour shifted elephant grass, incredible
syrup1_gt: serge is abiut to go bannana slamma
benjamin_wheeler: He got rid of propaganda because he had moat
thraximore: Paul saves the day again!
head_cannon: @Silver__Knight_ Ah, right you are.
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
mortition: @head_cannon I use two tokens, one for tapped and one for untapped and the dice on each for the number
riordand: Sweet tokens
gsyhiap: Paul is the real angel here
seemsdeece: nice
SpookySpaghooti: @KingXicorAndTheWarBoar WOW your name is amazing, congrats on snagging it
Loonatic93: Angles are now 6/6, correct?
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Daring_Apprentice: Paul is the archangel
Loonatic93: Serge just answered my question
ArcOfTheConclave: the same angel.
head_cannon: @mortition That's a good way to go as well.
capt_crazy25: just go for the win Jeremy! JUST KILL HIM!
ritchards: what's the CK button at the moment?
somewhatclever_: no madness on Jer's side? but the value
MuffinsOnAHill: I hope Jer casts Akroma's Vengeance at some point.
riordand: Violent outburst clap clap clap clap
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: @SpookySpaghooti Thanks!
Himyul: first world problems. All these permanents
zacharyisom: GET EM JERRRRRRR
thraximore: That Moat alter looks sick
Donutholez: living death or living end kills serge tbh
simicry: i have too many angels, where does my sylvan library even fit?
Karfsma778: Three
Jake_the_guy: doesn't the sarcophagus make things exile?
e_bloc: at least 2 I think
icefinch: is it hush?
benjamin_wheeler: 6/6 angels~
helgridr: 3
LRRbot: Rampaging Hippo [4GG] | Creature — Hippo [5/6] | Trample / Cycling {2}
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
M23R: Thank you Paul
Jake_the_guy: paul with some great zinger
rogerivany: The Hippo was great in Hour draft
viridimayai: Someone please kill the other one
Feminine_Desires: Does Jeremy's cycle matters burn spell hit for the dome?
Altoguy16499: So. If Jer had pointed all of his "bolts" at Serge's face, wouldn't he have basically won by this point?
Karfsma778: @e_bloc Three fogs cycle. Haze of Pollen, Lull, and Angelsong
psychohedgehog: rip ram
emrafool: well thanks to serge, this stream is going to go one for 5 hours
sing_o_muse: I see we're playing Judge's Tower
Donutholez: sarcophagus doesnt exile cycled cards, i think
RegisTKM: Why does eidolon of blossom's die? It's a 4/4
Znazl: UUU
riordand: Battlesheep Down
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
dylanbbb: @Altoguy16499 Serge would be at 4 I believe
e_bloc: @Karfsma778 ah, forgot about Angelsong. ty
tergonis: ok game 1
Silver__Knight_: Donutholez it does if they are not cycled and go to the bin
LRRbot: Razaketh's Rite [3BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Cycling {B}
PhoenixMelior: Game 2!
LRRbot: Akroma's Vengeance [4WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments. / Cycling {3}
Znazl: LUL
Kykiwi: ohhh
LRRbot: Shimmerscale Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [3/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
e_bloc: that'll do it
sing_o_muse: OH NO
flatluigi: oh SHIT
SpookySpaghooti: O
MuffinsOnAHill: Called it!
blackwlf: Oh nooooooo
Aenir798: quick hide the chat
GoblinRanger: lol
thraximore: OOOOOOOOOOH
KennyMorgan: wow
NrgSpoon: hide chat
korvys: Chating to hide the thing
Porsgaard81: Mirari's Wake only doubles mana from lands...
Camail: yooooo
korvys: chat
KitteyWolf: i love you jer
Jake_the_guy: oh thats some SPICE
stevestein: Da. Bomb.
benjamin_wheeler: Winning with Jace. This was supposed to be a meme dream stream, team
Daring_Apprentice: That Angus MacKenzie, though!
M23R: HOYL MOLY
korvys: chatt
KennyMorgan: nice
seemsdeece: holy moly
somewhatclever_: Serge, do you know about Estrid's Invocation?
korvys: chating
Silver__Knight_: fill this chat with word
capt_crazy25: heheheheh that is a solid line
KitteyWolf: that would have been great
Blasteg: Spicy
ThorSokar: YES
SuperGiraffe: Holy Moly
Silver__Knight_: very
Tecnocrat: You arent happy.
capt_crazy25: VERY!
Znazl: pretty dead
Viewers_Like_You: Serge confirmed super dead
Donutholez: VERY
Aenir798: Serge you're in deep doodoo
PhoenixMelior: Word.
imperious_leader1: Very
notthepenguins: yoo
MrPhlip: 84% dead
kinesthetics: HOLY MOLY
djalternative: You are very dead
M23R: I am settled
PhoenixMelior: Also chat called it
gsyhiap: sergeHolyMoly fernSpice
TiagoToledo: super dead
morder95: i like it
Viewers_Like_You: Might want to just start looking into real estate in the shadow realm now
SpookySpaghooti: is Alex the King of Canada
Jake_the_guy: jace is just great
emrafool: serge making us sit here all night
Noodles_15: JTMS Better than All isnt a meme?
rennz17: That wouldn’t have done anything to the angels right?
riordand: Booo
Spectre97: I thought Paul was going to say Jace was a meme
thraximore: Paul you are on fire tonight <3
TemporallyAwry: Isn't he like a Living-Enchantment though?
Bugberry: PWs are basically enchantments really
DoctorCactus: Jer definitely has the flavor victory
somewhatclever_: !card Estrid's Invocation
LRRbot: Estrid's Invocation [2U] | Enchantment | You may have Estrid's Invocation enter the battlefield as a copy of any enchantment you control, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile this enchantment. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."
Silver__Knight_: damnit twitch, now's not the time to be having issues
Karfsma778: JTMS is a very Meme
djalternative: Especially in that sweet stained glass!
SpookySpaghooti: Paul's favorite Jace is !card Jace, Cunning Castaway
M23R: Hey Serge it's called mind control..
Daring_Apprentice: Serge's meme: win at any cost while looking innocuous as hell
Altoguy16499: Paul, wrong Jace. you're thinking Cunning Castawa
Donutholez: Serge, if Jer played it, your cooked. very well done even.
capt_crazy25: dayPwr dayJ dayHot
Loonatic93: Jace is his own meme.
thegatherers: with real moon shards
Sibwow: and nahiri!
zacharyisom: Hell yes!
Jake_the_guy: serge you lrrSACK
zacharyisom: I’ve heard similar stories
PhoenixMelior: Ah yes, my partners wife got a tundra out of there
MrPhlip: Wasn't that just a thing at AVR prere? Or did they do something special over and above the normal thing?
thraximore: thats a dope idea actually
ZaxusEMK: GLHF
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Jer, how about Drake haven?
capt_crazy25: why are you looking Alex... they just cycle
thraximore: dayum
mortition: @Altoguy16499 you mean stupid sexy jace
TheManaLeek: @MrPhlip The regular prerelease Helvaul just had tokens in it
Blasteg: I'm not familiar with magic prices, is dollar rare cheap or expensive?
frozenphoenix7: The latter @mrphlip
PhoenixMelior: Yup
TheManaLeek: A few special Helvaults had judge promos
Juliamon: Blasteg cheap
Multra0: sounds like me at the gp in vancouver last december I picked up a pack of masters 25 and got a Jace the Mind Sculpter
SpookySpaghooti: @Blasteg cheap
Ukon_vasara: yeah, AVR did some nuts thing, almost all of them had like angel tokens or demon tokens, but a not-none amount had real cards ruuHappy
a_bullett: My LGS does random promos for losses at prerelease. Got a Nexus of Fate last time around.
icefinch: is hush? @LoadingReadyRun
Bugberry: Is Homing Sliver? It has Sliver Cycling.
Daring_Apprentice: How about Archfiend of Ifnir?
crashdownreg: dollar menu rare
Bugberry: !card Homing Sliver
LRRbot: Homing Sliver [2R] | Creature — Sliver [2/2] | Each Sliver card in each player's hand has slivercycling {3}. / Slivercycling {3}
bastian964: Sadly you had to be playing AVR limited to get it.
M23R: My budget is playing MTGA
Jake_the_guy: I kinda love dollar rares for silly builds and things
TheManaLeek: Yeah playing AVR limited was not worth it...
smartguyc1089: is faith of the devoted in there?
Viewers_Like_You: Sometimes it's easy. For example: In no situation is Black Lotus considered "budget"
frozenphoenix7: Some rare Helvaults(like, the WotC supplied ones) did get judge promos and stuff, but most normally had like, double sided tokens and stuff
somewhatclever_: who has the most expensive and least expensive deck tonight on stream?
the_canuck_mystic: Cracks me up how Pauper decks are $100
thraximore: ouch
Donutholez: lol
emrafool: the cold answer to can a budget deck survive is no
Skudd: Stupid sexy oubliette
zacharyisom: Also, budget can be though based on your own collection. Like... what do you already have that we can work with.
capt_crazy25: with budget stuff you have to ask what the budget is...
Silver__Knight_: burn is about 80 for the whole 75, delver is about 70
frozenphoenix7: I spent like...40 bucks on Tron total for Pauper? I think?
djalternative: a $100 Pauper deck seems like an oxymoron to me
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Alex, just wanted to say i'm loving Purifier so far
thraximore: Gavin Varhey: "We'll reprint it *someday*"
LRRbot: Street Wraith [3BB] | Creature — Wraith [3/4] | Swampwalk / Cycling—Pay 2 life.
Donutholez: those damn rich pauper deck players w/ 100$ budgets XD
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
SpookySpaghooti: Jer loses 2
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
LRRbot: Nyx-Fleece Ram [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Sheep [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
Donutholez: jer at 18, pls
Ronaconda: How long does this go until?
ritchards: Jer pays two life
djalternative: Fuck It Reprint Everything
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
capt_crazy25: HEY! 18!
GenieWH: 45 degree tapping; so Canadian Kappa
LRRbot: Tuvasa the Sunlit [GWU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Tuvasa the Sunlit gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control. / Whenever you cast your first enchantment spell each turn, draw a card.
Jake_the_guy: sheep are so cool, but goats are better
SpookySpaghooti: Wait EDH cards are legal in Canlander????
riordand: Battlesheep Potemkin is on the board
Donutholez: WTH
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature — Insect [4/4] | Monstrous Carabid attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
zacharyisom: Delightful card
capt_crazy25: Tuvasa is a great commander!
Type_One___: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:42.
Donutholez: A commander in canlander
head_cannon: @SpookySpaghooti EDH, Battlebond, & Conspiracy cards are all legal in Legacy.
Karfsma778: @SpookySpaghooti yes? they're legal in all eternal formats
superdude097: @SpookySpaghooti If it's legal in Vintage, in legal in Canlander
LRRbot: Barkhide Mauler [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Cycling {2}
Bugberry: @SpookySpaghooti Define "edh" cards.
thenb44: @SpookySpaghooti everything legal in vintage is legal
SpookySpaghooti: whooooooa I never knew this
Ukon_vasara: it ends the game i suppose, doesnt draw a garbillion cards tho
the_canuck_mystic: Serge struggles to recognize 90 degrees as tapped :(
SpookySpaghooti: thats so cool
LRRbot: Elephant Grass [G] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Black creatures can't attack you. / Nonblack creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
RegisTKM: Also marks 3 commander damage
icefinch: attack with sheep send a message
Znazl: big oof jer
flatluigi: rip jer
capt_crazy25: ouch... good bye Jer...
juanfran63: F
ThePerrBearr: game of all skill, no luck
LRRbot: Estrid's Invocation [2U] | Enchantment | You may have Estrid's Invocation enter the battlefield as a copy of any enchantment you control, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile this enchantment. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."
djalternative: Yeah. Like how Wizzards somehow puts puts Kitchen Finks into every Commander deck ever
CleverCrumbish: @SpookySpaghooti Standard and Modern are the only supported formats that supplementary cards don't become legal, and Canlander uses the vintage banlist
benjamin_wheeler: Jer you’re supposed to draw cards after you discard them
Donutholez: gg
Bugberry: Another Commander card
Hangedman: I would love to see a North 100 about bridging the gap between a Commander list and a Canlander list
capt_crazy25: YES!!!!!!! Estrid's invocation is so fucking good@!
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun cheer50 Surge would you be interested in a Literal Kansas City Shuffle? IE going to a Magic event in Kansas City.
head_cannon: Sometimes you gamble on drawing a land in the first 2 turns. Sometimes you don't get there.
zacharyisom: Serge please read the Emily Dickinson poem attached to your land!
Bugberry: C18 had lots of great stuff.
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
TheTunnelingCat: gibeHands
StephenJM81: :( always hate when this happens in a game
e_bloc: Serge is never actually sorry--he's a ruthless killer Kappa
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
TiagoToledo: Land screw is so unfun
LRRbot: Abundance [2GG] | Enchantment | If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.
Altoguy16499: I love Estrid's Invocation
Kumakaori: oh no, is Jer stuck on land ;-; ?
djalternative: A Bun Dance
Kumakaori: like, auuuugh. mtg why.
e_bloc: Abundance Sylvan library lrrWOW
LtPoro: whats the legendary creature serge has
flatluigi: awwwww
Kykiwi: ooof
silvalunae: this is painful ; ;
Altoguy16499: Tuvasa the Sunlit
SpicyNapalm: RIP
Silver__Knight_: LtPoro Tuvasa
TiagoToledo: boo
Bugberry: @LtPoro Tuvasa
LRRbot: Akroma's Vengeance [4WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments. / Cycling {3}
LtPoro: ah ty
head_cannon: It'll get another chance to shine in the Not-Winners bracket.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
DoctorCactus: but mostly, it cycles for 3
zacharyisom: We cry for you Jer
LRRbot: Barkhide Mauler [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Cycling {2}
KharadBanar: Shoulda worn the cap the other way round
LRRbot: Chartooth Cougar [5R] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/4] | {R}: Chartooth Cougar gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
Blasteg: non winner's round? do we have time for that? are we staying past midnight?
rennz17: The Vengeance would have killed the sarcophagus and the lightning card.
KitteyWolf: its only 8 we can have a not-winners i'd think
zacharyisom: West coast, I’d assume we are good to go
MurficWPN: yes please
somewhatclever_: just had a conversation about whether it is better to be mana flooded or m as na screwed. zmI think Jer showed us the answer.
Karfsma778: @Blasteg they're on the west coast. it's like 8 there
Hangedman: They are on PST so they have a bit more time
DoctorCactus: I started playing during onslaught, there's so many childhood memory cards in jer's deck
thraximore: yesssss
flatluigi: w0000
TheManaLeek: more magic!
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: yesssssss
thraximore: more magic always
Viewers_Like_You: Cycling v Cloning!
Kykiwi: wooo long stream
markededge: yesss!
MrCaseyTeaches: Always
emrafool: serge, maybe play a faster deck?
loki_lxix: do it
Kumakaori: has everyone had dinner?.
manfred909: magic pls
claytortise3: sure
Donutholez: yeeee
M23R: MOAR
lechampignon: More Magic!
SpookySpaghooti: more!
Talon3010: yasss
helgridr: moar
Amishdemon: more magic
hidingbox: MORE!
Jake_the_guy: MORE MAGIC!
zacharyisom: Moar magic!
xantos69: YaY Magic!
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: MOAR
Znazl: yes Losers bracket
tergonis: we live here now
morder95: go for it
M23R: GIMME MORE
ghost_waz: magics!
TiagoToledo: yes
sing_o_muse: what kind of question is that?
seemsdeece: super happy
manfred909: MORE
itzBreeeze: MOR
Galvin_Duck: ALWAYS MOAR
zacharyisom: MOARRRRR
jordorowsky: more
Fruan: I demand less Magic. Wait, the opposite of that.
hidingbox: Need more memes!
thegatherers: absolutely not
Camail: end early, you should get some sleep
head_cannon: More.
claytortise3: end early, for sure.
rogerivany: It is late...
capt_crazy25: oh no.... i am so sad that you would suggest more magic...
TiagoToledo: moar
LtPoro: end early Kappa
M23R: aaa
Gerrysalami: Don’t end!
ThePerrBearr: i think the next games are going to go a bit faster
Kumakaori: y'all need to remember to eat before this stream >P!
rhade7: two more?
Nemowoodbine: Hell yeah let’s go to hell
flatluigi: alex: aaa
claytortise3: "aa"
Blasteg: is there anything to clone for Ben? lmao
Znazl: ah
JohnPraw: No thank you. You can go to bed. Er... I guess I'll watch if you insist.
Viewers_Like_You: What? MORE free entertainment?
ANDORK3: I dont think chay will ever say no to more magic.
Donutholez: we need to see Jer and Ben have their decks ACTUALLY do their things
l0gin4me: Jer has creatures, he just prefers they go straight to the graveyard
twixwitchketchup: clone the clone
Pintyhet: So happy!
korvys: Oh yeah, time for Copy Rat Infringement vs Tour de France.
Pintyhet: Go looooooo g
korvys: (I couldn't think of a better cycling pun)
head_cannon: I find the depth fascinating in Canadian Highlander, but I don't think I ever want to build it. Mostly because I find 100 card decks to be miserable to shuffle.
colinoclock: I am at Friday Night Magic so only have a small break. going to watch later but wanted to come in, resub and say thank you. Love the work you all do and FNPF is my favorite show ever! can't wait to watch
capt_crazy25: god the music is so good.
chickenace11: @korvys what about cycle of the card
Mox_Hagdorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:30.
head_cannon: But also because I mostly build theme decks, and highlander rules mean that, out of necessity, there is no story. Only mechanics. There's a lot of fun that can be had on that axis, but it doesn't appeal to me so much.
Viewers_Like_You: I don't think I'll ever be able to play actual Canadian highlander, but if Arena singleton ends up being non-rotating, that seems like it could grow to be a really fun format
capt_crazy25: @head_cannon you can totally build around a theme... it wont be as good as others, and people will respect the hell out of you for sticking to a theme
Daring_Apprentice: You could also always set a budget rule for your playgroup and play 100 card singleton
Arakasi01: There are some people who play canlander on mtgo where the cards are very cheap and the program shuffles for you!
Himyul: positively defeated
Kykiwi: this is gonna be a long match
xantos69: @Viewers_Like_You Don't let your dreams be dreams. If you start collecting staples at a reasonable (read as affordable rate) you too can get into eternal formats in just a few years.
M23R: Wheeler with the dad jokes
djalternative: Oh come on Serge! You could've kept the meter going
thraximore: dang I love that name
TiagoToledo: dynomite LUL
thegatherers: is it gonna win the fight?
Spectre97: Ratactive
turn1thotseize: Just got out of FNM, probably gonna catch up later on the VOD
Mattmitchell45: Two Players with Inactive Decks
ArmadilloAL: His strategy is "active".
FITorion: playing cards...
awickedobserver: two players with awesome jank
the_canuck_mystic: Powerful nothing ?
l0gin4me: the term you are looking for is a pile
CrazymattCaptain: "playing" "cards"
tergonis: they all have magic backs
Adamantcheese: man i love this yugioh tournament
head_cannon: @capt_crazy25 But I need to come up with an explanation of, for example, why the elves of Dominaria are hanging out with the elves of Zendikar, and the whole thing just falls apart. By my criteria, anyway.
Altoguy16499: we have two people with cards that require magic's land base to play
the_canuck_mystic: Best Yugioh tournament
TiagoToledo: this is the new Keyforge format tatGlam
zacharyisom: Might have faired better against D&T? Lol
FITorion: Sir this is 4 decks of poker cards
emrafool: the unintentional jabs from serge so spicy
Daring_Apprentice: Duel Deck: Rats vs. Bicycles
djalternative: I challenge Serge to go the whole match by speaking in Iambic Pentamiter
Mattmitchell45: On the walk over, a stranger handed him a stack of 100 cards
TiagoToledo: bi-cycles tatGlam
chickenace11: @head_cannon what about an Elvish exchange students for the reasoning
Adamantcheese: it's a deck of 100 cards, but it's composed from 100 different card games
head_cannon: @chickenace11 "A planeswalker abducted/recruited them all" is not a bad way to go.
Altoguy16499: speaking of Ninja's, what is the opinion on Yuriko, the new Legendary Ninja from Comander 2018?
M23R: NO
the_canuck_mystic: You both agree that Ben goes first.
Mattmitchell45: Shennanigans
Viewers_Like_You: @xantos69 While that's true, much of my playgroup is VERY budget and varying degrees of casual. Arena-era singleton is a non-rotating format that they could actually get into, and therefore I could play with them
capt_crazy25: good job ben
Blasteg: lmao
Daring_Apprentice: The Big Cheats begin again!
ArmadilloAL: 28's great.. This is a 60-card format, right?
Jacobontherun1: wtf
RogueLink: LOL
thraximore: hahahahaahahahaha
Daring_Apprentice: hahahahaha
Kykiwi: lol
Jake_the_guy: OMG
Spectre97: Ah so this is 80 card pickup
korvys: !card Stabiliser
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Feminine_Desires: !card Stabilizer
LRRbot: Stabilizer [2] | Artifact | Players can't cycle cards.
capt_crazy25: hahaha
Ryenji: lol
TiagoToledo: LUL
TheTunnelingCat: raysL
djalternative: Cheat count at 3
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
silvalunae: w-WHERE?
ArmadilloAL: But you can still cycle things that aren't cards.
Blasteg: so proceeding to vheat step before the game even begins?
ArmadilloAL: Which is important.
Karfsma778: Cheat count 1
M23R: Cheat count: 2
DoctorCactus: secret sideboard tech
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
PhoenixMelior: Lol
zacharyisom: This is far flung from that tempo v control match they had a month ago. Lol!!!!
LRRbot: Astral Slide [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Kykiwi: nooo the slide
Karfsma778: OH NO
Daring_Apprentice: ahahahahah
smartguyc1089: stabilizer isn't very good in multiples
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
capt_crazy25: YOU POS BEN!!!!!!!
sing_o_muse: the dream is dead
xantos69: Well this just happened.
Mox_Hagdorm: Oh that's awful
Karfsma778: @smartguyc1089 redundancy vs disenchants
ArmadilloAL: Astral Slide is my favorite EDH deck. I just wish I didn't have to play a lightning rod commander like Zur to make it work.
LRRbot: Darkslick Shores | Land | Darkslick Shores enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Siphoner [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Glint-Sleeve Siphoner enters the battlefield or attacks, you get {E}. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Altoguy16499: oh god, I just noticed the name of Ben's deck that Paul put up
LRRbot: Edge of Autumn [1G] | Sorcery | If you control four or fewer lands, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / Cycling—Sacrifice a land.
djalternative: but if you're Jer and you're Wheeler then who's Joey Wheeler?
Mattmitchell45: Brings 100 Stablizers, 0 Energy Counters
stevestein: @Mattmitchell45 Easy to stabilize when you have zero energy!
M23R: Paul is the real GOAT
Ukon_vasara: priorities
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Daring_Apprentice: Energy is on player not creature
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
djalternative: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOAT!!!
Daring_Apprentice: Ah ok
crashdownreg: leefREE
Dr_fragenstien: we're sensitive
Tecnocrat: Do not taunt chat.
Mattmitchell45: Put them on your cheeks, Ben
LRRbot: Drake Haven [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
Himyul: we're like wild animals over here
M23R: Put them under your tongue for safe keeping
Silver__Knight_: Don't cheese tat.
EOstby: Chat doesn't forget.
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Nice
CrazymattCaptain: just put them on your head
zacharyisom: WE ARE OFFENDED!
LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Mattmitchell45: The COUNTERPLAYS!
Tecnocrat: Drake tokens? Started from the bottom of the deck, now we here.
djalternative: !card the count
LRRbot: The Countdown Is at One [3RR] | Sorcery | Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
l0gin4me: so basically cycling essence flux Kappa
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Siphoner [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Glint-Sleeve Siphoner enters the battlefield or attacks, you get {E}. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Daring_Apprentice: Thank ye, Paul
coriolis_storm: They have to go ON BEN, I suggest on his forehead ;)
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
Mox_Hagdorm: Looter Scooter!
djalternative: I suggest Ben stack them on his head and any that fall he just loses
LRRbot: Jhessian Zombies [4UB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | Fear / Islandcycling {2}, swampcycling {2}
M23R: WHEELER FORGOT THE PICKELS
thraximore: Does Jer have a copy of Fluctuator in his deck?
M23R: *Pickles
7point_75 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 7point_75! (Today's storm count: 70)
Tecnocrat: Drake's here? Are the Raptors playing?
SuperGiraffe: That art looks sweet
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: drake count = 1
LRRbot: Hostage Taker [2UB] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/3] | When Hostage Taker enters the battlefield, exile another target creature or artifact until Hostage Taker leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
smartguyc1089: There's definitely a fluctuator somewhere
emrafool: flashbacks to palace jailor!!
Ukon_vasara: go go looter scooter
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Mattmitchell45: Might morphin looter scooter
Tecnocrat: Val-u-Hog
riordand: Medium pig
Noodles_15: Do you cycle or draw first? or is a choose?
Officinalis: So....is UB tempo/aggro a legit Highlander deck?
Tecnocrat: I miss Type 1.
Redraven2126: why didn't you hostage taker his drake heaven
blackwlf: Creature or artifact
Jake_the_guy: best card to draw? dag thats some lrrSACK
Tecnocrat: Switcharoo
LRRbot: Diabolic Edict [1B] | Instant | Target player sacrifices a creature.
head_cannon: @Noodles_15 It triggers in response to its own cycling ability. So the land-search goes first, and then you finally draw the card.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
riordand: @Redraven2126 not how that works
Lordcowboy: Would love to see Ben play commander
Tecnocrat: Fling! Fling!
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
LRRbot: Jhessian Zombies [4UB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | Fear / Islandcycling {2}, swampcycling {2}
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
thraximore: The Swing!
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
v_nome: Boared reset you say?
Jake_the_guy: clones for win!
Tecnocrat: Flying Pigs! FTW!
capt_crazy25: get out Ben! you are playing real magic
Daring_Apprentice: Razzing berries live on stream?
Mox_Hagdorm: !decks
SpookySpaghooti: !card Crystal Shard
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
Mox_Hagdorm: !decklists
LRRbot: Today's decklists will be available sometime after the stream ends.
djalternative: Did you see what the people who Won their games brought?!?!
M23R: Chittering doom
riordand: "meme" decks
Mattmitchell45: Someone get that man a JACE!
Noodles_15: Should have brought Big White
SpicyNapalm: Jer, getting last place in the meme stream Highlander night is secretly the winning position, proves you memed hardest
Jake_the_guy: jer wins meme king
capt_crazy25: Jeremy is playing the best most meme deck! its great!
Jacobontherun1: always lucky
niccus: does he draw extra
zacharyisom: Jer wins here
billiam_mayzing: now put the hat on top
SuperGiraffe: Heavy is the head that wears the crown
Himyul: Jer, what is the memeing of life?
djalternative: Wear it tilted like Biggie
Blasteg: cycliking
GanjaShimada: lrrCREEPL OWL2019HZS2
M23R: !card chittering doom
LRRbot: Chittering Doom [3G] | Enchantment | Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
TheTunnelingCat: I still want that beanie, i've looked around online for it several times and found nothing though
riordand: Come at the king, best not miss
LRRbot: Darkslick Shores | Land | Darkslick Shores enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
djalternative: !card infinity
LRRbot: Did you mean: Stairs to Infinity; Infinity Elemental
Mattmitchell45: You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!.....none of these are playable
LoadingReadyRun: !decklists
Jake_the_guy: that extra card can be SUPER good
djalternative: !card infinity elemental
LRRbot: Infinity Elemental [4RRR] | Creature — Elemental [∞/5] | (This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
NightHawky: Dry humour. Canada Dry. Ginger ale
the_canuck_mystic: !card gemstone cavern
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not playing first, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
djalternative: Delve?
Mattmitchell45: So is Gemstone Cavern the ultimate meme because it's thought of as legit?
capt_crazy25: shut up reanimator wants to draw!
theinvisiblevoice: manaless dredge without bazaar?
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
Dr_fragenstien: aether vial, renowned meme card that no one plays Kappa
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
capt_crazy25: you cheesy POS
dylanbbb: !card library of alexandria
LRRbot: Library of Alexandria | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
l0gin4me: that is definitely real
Karfsma778: That's an extremely real card
thraximore: Is that... legal?
xantos69: HYPOCRITE!
capt_crazy25: good I like this opening!
MurficWPN: ROFL
riordand: C'mon, I was on your side, Jer
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Library of Alexandria | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
Sibwow: i dropped my magnum library that i use to play my monster sol ring
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
Vyous: I like how we got a little bit of droopy dog there
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
zacharyisom: Jer with the sol ring start twice tonight! #bigcheats
TiagoToledo: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Daring_Apprentice: wrong counters /tilt
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
pedja11: Energy was supposed to be a Mirodin mechanic too @LoadingReadyRun
Daring_Apprentice: Jer, you're breaking my heart!
andy_reeed: D u p l e x C i t y
phatpack: You're out of order? THIS COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!
SpicyNapalm: Game wins? WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? Kappa
Bugberry: Appropriate because MaRo designed Energy for original Mirrodin
aussie_rob_w: This is unbelievable!!!
djalternative: Clearly the meme-iest deck is an Unstable deck
aussie_rob_w: !!!!!!
Mattmitchell45: Ben, this IS unbelievable
M23R: HONK HONK
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
SpicyNapalm: THIS. IS. MEME STREAM!!! SwiftRage
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
aussie_rob_w: 1
Dr_fragenstien: seabatTROG
cai_storm: Omg I’m too drunk for this
zacharyisom: HOW DO YOU LOST FROM THIS ADVANTAGEOUS POSITION!?
ArmadilloAL: feenValue
Daring_Apprentice: You were supposed to bring memes to the Friday Night Paper Fight, not play Library?
josh_le_crafter: Absolutely unacceptable!
DoctorCactus: @djalternative Omg, silver bordered allowed highlander sounds amazing
M23R: Are we gonna hear Ben honk again?
Mattmitchell45: We got the Loosest Plays in Town!
djalternative: They can just do that for a stream
Jacobontherun1: If the card reader got that I'd be impressed
the_canuck_mystic: Jeremy "real cards" White
TiagoToledo: unbelievable
smartguyc1089: I would kill to watch un-canlander
Daring_Apprentice: Mad dobs on Alex and Ben
zacharyisom: JER WITH THE DEEP LINE OF LIES! ALL GOOD CARDS
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Silver Bordered Highlander night when?
Bugberry: Uncanny lander
Viewers_Like_You: All silver-bordered cards are now legal at 1 point
superdude097: Demonic Tutor can be a second copy of any card in his deck! Even Krossan Tusker!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: quick draw a funny hat on the DLZ and call it altered
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Daring_Apprentice: Is Ben playing Aristocrats?
LRRbot: Drake Haven [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
capt_crazy25: these are the best of his deck! the rest is awful!
Altoguy16499: he DT'd for Sarcophagus obviously
TiagoToledo: PIAR
Tecnocrat: The rest are all business cards, tarot cards, and playing cards.
ufo6300: i am ready to see new perspectives happen
TiagoToledo: *LIAR tatGlam
ArmadilloAL: Ben is actually playing Commander. You just can't see it because his commander is Etrata and it's currently in his library.
smartguyc1089: Don't be rude to my boy river serpent
Daring_Apprentice: Oooh Mr. Jace......
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Bugberry: Hollow One is real, in Modern
Karfsma778: Skullclamp is super real
theinvisiblevoice: *ehem* Mr. Beleren?
Karfsma778: @Bugberry and Vintage
Karfsma778: It sees play in Dredge
theinvisiblevoice: or would it be Mr. Mind Sculptor?
LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
Ukon_vasara: that legion has still drawn more cards than library
Ukon_vasara: let it be known
MerryPringles: !liliana's spectre
Daring_Apprentice: *ahem* I think you mean Mr. .... Oh God it happened again, WHO AM I?
thraximore: !card liliana's spectre
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
thraximore: !card liliana's specter
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
ArmadilloAL: That is one lonely Island.
MerryPringles: ty @thraximore
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
Tecnocrat: Fight the real enemy
the_canuck_mystic: Jer is going off!
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
drane10 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, drane10! (Today's storm count: 71)
PhoenixMelior: !card drake haven
LRRbot: Drake Haven [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
ArmadilloAL: What? How is Drake Haven not a point?!
head_cannon: Previously, Jer died a hero. Now he's lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
ArmadilloAL: Such powerful Magic!
hidingbox: Aether Vial to 15 for Emmy
Daring_Apprentice: Drake Haven to zero!
LRRbot: Drake Haven [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Drake haven gets pointed after this.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
SuperGiraffe: Jer's still the hero
Viewers_Like_You: Serge confirmed vilain
djalternative: For the next Un set I want a Redundancy Department of Redundancy card that says something like When you draw a card, draw a card.
Viewers_Like_You: *villain
riordand: Oh sure, Jer. Sure.
Noodles_15: Fastbond to 0, Haven to 1
SuperGiraffe: I could never make the cycling deck work in hour limited...
Jake_the_guy: I have to say "collective brutality" sounds more evil then drake haven
icefinch: point -1
zacharyisom: JER MY MY HEY HEY!
zacharyisom: NEIL YOUNG IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS ROCKING CHAIR
ArmadilloAL: This is escalating quickly.
LRRbot: Entomber Exarch [2BB] | Creature — Cleric [2/2] | When Entomber Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature card from it. That player discards that card.
Daring_Apprentice: hahaha
Silver__Knight_: djalternative how would that be funny, that's just good
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Siphoner [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Glint-Sleeve Siphoner enters the battlefield or attacks, you get {E}. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
head_cannon: @Silver__Knight_ I think it's funny because you deck yourself.
djalternative: It's good and a joke That's how you make a good un card
Jake_the_guy: @Silver__Knight_ cept you die from drawing
Znazl: 👎
PhoenixMelior: Ben pls
LRRbot: Fluctuator [2] | Artifact | Cycling abilities you activate cost up to {2} less to activate.
Blasteg: so is there a deck that aims to put a million types of counter on the board?
PhoenixMelior: I can't breathe
hidingbox: okay then
EOstby: YES!
thraximore: hERe we GOOOOOOOOO
hidingbox: It's happening!!!
Silver__Knight_: I take back what I said, I did not realize it would go infinite with itself
Jake_the_guy: OH NO
M23R: YOOOOOOO
LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
Officinalis: The synergy is REAL
thraximore: been waiting for this the entire night!!
Daring_Apprentice: pOiNt FlUcTuAtOr!
zacharyisom: PROCEED TO CHEAT STEP!
riordand: Ok, that's the first true memey card Jer played today
JPattemore: I want to get on Mr Toad's wild ride.
smartguyc1089: This is beautiful
billiam_mayzing: we want you to win ben
Karfsma778: perish
Tecnocrat: Mr Bond, we expect you to die!
Bugberry: I gotta say, Homing Sliver would complete the Meme
Awexdio: Ben just has to make Jer draw out. He'll mill himself to cycling
crashdownreg: cheat
walkwithoutrhythm: Liquor store had my all time favorite beer in stock, tonight is gonna be a good night!
riordand: You need to win, Ben
PhoenixMelior: Play more rats?
djalternative: You need to Cheat out Ben
cai_storm: 0/10 forest art
Hibblayers : did he not use library?
FabriciogsAmorim: !deck
Daring_Apprentice: Rep Guay!
Daring_Apprentice: Guay is amazing!
GanjaShimada: lrrFRUMP
riordand: Nah, ban!
Jake_the_guy: wow harsh words over art
loopie120: @cai_storm SHAME
djalternative: !decklist
cai_storm: Well dang I retract my sarcasm
sing_o_muse: The only fancy lands i own!
zacharyisom: MOAR ONSLAUGHT FOREST ART
M23R: DIMITAR ONLY
Bugberry: !persecute artist
seemsdeece: 11/10 forest art
tidehollowcat: That's the best forest art
Bugberry: !card persecute artist
LRRbot: Persecute Artist [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
SuperGiraffe: I use the foils of that forest in my favourite modern deck. Rebecca Guay is great
josh_le_crafter: 5/7
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Znazl: it'll never leave
Tecnocrat: Carve the energy into your forehead.
cai_storm: I APOLOGIZED CHAT OKAY ):
aussie_rob_w: LUL
M23R: !card living death
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
head_cannon: @Bugberry I'm glad someone knew to link that Un card.
crashdownreg: get an energy tattoo
riordand: Wut
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Daring_Apprentice: no apologies are enough!?!
Daring_Apprentice: X 1/1 Socialist tokens
riordand: Karona angels!
Tecnocrat: XX2WW. That's a heck of a CMC.
CrazymattCaptain: social soldier tokens
Bugberry: @head_cannon What's ironic is that it doesn't hit lands
mariammistressofmanifolds subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
mariammistressofmanifolds: Just got here around 8:30, and whooo boy are these some spicy-lookin decks
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mariammistressofmanifolds! (Today's storm count: 72)
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Faith of the Devoted [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Shadow of the Grave [1B] | Instant | Return to your hand all cards in your graveyard that you cycled or discarded this turn.
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: River Serpent [5U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | River Serpent can't attack unless there are five or more cards in your graveyard. / Cycling {U}
colonelcustard2000: Is Serge sick?
zacharyisom: this is magic as Garfield intended
Jake_the_guy: wow cycle is good?!
crashdownreg: (maniacal laughter)
Spectre97: Jer popping a wheelie
djalternative: Serge just wants to be on the company vacation
Hawkstar5088: ah the American revolution soldier token. a staple of Canadian highlander
Daring_Apprentice: The dunks are real
emrafool: 0/10 joke
SuperGiraffe: Can we get a slow zoom in on Ben with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing?
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | +1: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / −2: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / −7: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
phorrestgaze: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
A_Dub888: !findquote style
LRRbot: Quote #5540: "There's documentation on the style guide, it's called looking down!" —Serge [2018-11-20]
pootisgodsamongus: Clap
aussie_rob_w: katesWa katesOw katesWa katesOw katesWa katesOw
billiam_mayzing: 0/10 ban meme
LRRbot: Entomber Exarch [2BB] | Creature — Cleric [2/2] | When Entomber Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature card from it. That player discards that card.
SpookySpaghooti: hey chat silver bordered cards arent legal in Canlander right?
M23R: funni joek
GanjaShimada: OWL2019HZS1 OWL2019HZS2
CleverCrumbish: @SpookySpaghooti No
Jake_the_guy: lrrHEART
josh_le_crafter: oof
Silver__Knight_: SpookySpaghooti correct
LRRbot: Chartooth Cougar [5R] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/4] | {R}: Chartooth Cougar gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {2}
riordand: @SpookySpaghooti Vintage ban list
djalternative: 0/10 not enough murder
Daring_Apprentice: Meeeeow!
SpookySpaghooti: ok thanks I couldve sworn I saw someone put Persecute the Artist on the cardreader
sithenin subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sithenin! (Today's storm count: 73)
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land — Swamp Mountain | Canyon Slough enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
SpookySpaghooti: !card Avatar of Me
LRRbot: Avatar of Me [2UU] | Creature — Avatar [*/*] | This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. / Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. / Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
TiagoToledo: 5/7 pun
cai_storm: C-
Daring_Apprentice: Cycle that card right meow!
zacharyisom: I heard you like cycling...
colonelcustard2000: Believe in the heart of the CARDSS!!!!!
Jake_the_guy: oh no the drakes are breeding
Daring_Apprentice: Serge is on that hotline bling
LRRbot: New Perspectives [5U] | Enchantment | When New Perspectives enters the battlefield, draw three cards. / As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, you may pay {0} rather than pay cycling costs.
EOstby: Ha, the judge is gone, time to cheat like MAD!
Diabore: YES
SpookySpaghooti: WOW
cai_storm: My biggest question is why Ben’s deck had a name change between rounds
seemsdeece: oh my god
Diabore: did jer draw?
noam987: what is reducing the cycling costs?
M23R: Ba dum tiss
LRRbot: Fluctuator [2] | Artifact | Cycling abilities you activate cost up to {2} less to activate.
Himyul: what about the "Drake" tokens?
LtPoro: wern't there the "Drake" tokens
djalternative: Just go print a bunch of pictures of Drake for the tokens
zacharyisom: WHERE THE HECK! IS THE WIZARDCYCLING JERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Diabore: did jer draw of perspectives?
Blasteg: hydra!
Vyous: Yes Diabore, Jer drew.
riordand: Let's go, Wheeler! clap clap clapclapclap
NightHawky: Just use copies of Drake cd’s
Genderi: Hey future me!
Himyul: has Drake ever ridden a bike?
addietude: GO JEREMY
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
M23R: Josh has
emrafool: Last name wheeler, first name styled on
Mattmitchell45: Sass Levels off the charts
Hawkstar5088: what happened to the Drake "hella fly" token?
addietude: CRUSH
head_cannon: I'm so happy I got to see the Cycling deck go off.
SpookySpaghooti: if youre playing Dimir you HAVE to tell me
CrazymattCaptain: had Ben's deck meandered off the bottom of the camera view?
Daring_Apprentice: Ben's board is almost Modern legal
riordand: Clamp Bamp Kablamp
TheCTower: more like modern Illegal
LRRbot: Wirewood Guardian [5GG] | Creature — Elf Mutant [6/6] | Forestcycling {2}
Daring_Apprentice: oh right.... forgot about the clamps!
pootisgodsamongus: What’s getting the drakes?
riordand: Drake Haven
Vyous: Drake Haven is @pootisgodsamongus
djalternative: promoter usually get Drake to show up at a venue
SpookySpaghooti: !card Drake Haven
LRRbot: Drake Haven [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cycle or discard a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
pootisgodsamongus: Thx
SpookySpaghooti: all these cycle payoff cards are bonkers
Daring_Apprentice: How does the amazing LRR card recognizer work? Is it proprietary software?
Jake_the_guy: did jer pay for the new drake?
SpookySpaghooti: do we know what colors Jer's deck is???
LRRbot: Choking Tethers [3U] | Instant | Tap up to four target creatures. / Cycling {1}{U} / When you cycle Choking Tethers, you may tap target creature.
SpicyNapalm: POG to the CHAMP PogChamp
djalternative: yes but it recognizes the art which they select before stream
JonK235 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JonK235! (Today's storm count: 74)
Ukon_vasara: all of them
SpookySpaghooti: @Daring_Apprentice it uses a special camera I think but it's connected to Decked Builder, I think theres a chat command for it but idk?
meisbored: PogChamp
SpicyNapalm: It's BASICALLY Cryptic Command Kappa
head_cannon: Powerful. Magic.
Donutholez: In Response, I am sad.
addietude: that never lucky hat is fire
Juliamon: !cardviewer
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Flashback? The mechanic is CYCLE!
Juliamon: !cardreader
SpookySpaghooti: thanks Julia!
Juliamon: dangit why can't I remember it tonight
icefinch: hmmmm
zazamost subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
zazamost: P-P-P-P-Powerful Magic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zazamost! (Today's storm count: 75)
SpookySpaghooti: lmao
DoctorCactus: demonic tutor is having an identity crisis
Daring_Apprentice: @SpookySpaghooti Ah ok, sweet!
Juliamon: !explain cardviewer
Juliamon: FINE I'll LOOK IT UP
SpookySpaghooti: !explain cardreader
stevestein: @Juliamon LOL
Daring_Apprentice: haha sorry
Dumori: Jer makes this deck look good
TheTunnelingCat: you could even find a boat
Juliamon: !recognizer
LRRbot: The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at deckedbuilder.com and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at https://github.com/paul-lrr/nifty-recognizer
Vyous: Surely the deck must have damnation even if it doesn't have toxic deluge?
Himyul: do you have a card in your library called "game 3"?
SpookySpaghooti: Julia its explain cardreader
SpookySpaghooti: oh you got it
Daring_Apprentice: Oh sweet!!!
Dr_fragenstien: "My grandfather's deck has no good cards"
SpookySpaghooti: i only know cuz I just tried it and got pmed
Daring_Apprentice: @Juliamon Thanks!
Vyous: "DT. . . fail to find"
cai_storm: “I never concede” - Ben
Blasteg: tutors for an out, literally
Mattmitchell45: Not Even Satan can help you, friend!
MurficWPN: this stream has been amazing
Karfsma778: "Sage Owl, Concede"
Silver__Knight_: Halimar Depths: Look at the top 3 cards of your library and go to game 2
head_cannon: You: "I will give anything for the power you offer!" Demonic Tutor: "Actually, I got nothing. Never mind."
crashdownreg: dab on him leefDab
Vector_Zero: “Tank, I need an exit.”
djalternative: !card Serge
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
pedja11: Tour the France has now won more games than 4c Hollow Tog
kinesthetics: HA
zacharyisom: Auntie Ben needing to find the juice!
djalternative: !card Serge Yegar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
M23R: !card Wheeler
LRRbot: Rakdos Firewheeler [BBRR] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/3] | When Rakdos Firewheeler enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
emrafool: hollow tog confirmed dank
Daring_Apprentice: How long has the pain lasted?
djalternative: are any of the lrr cards in lrr bot?
DoctorCactus: tour de france is about to win a match though
A_Dub888: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #5823: "Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!" —Serge [2019-02-13]
addietude: YAY JEREMY
stevestein: !card Barging Sergeant
LRRbot: Barging Sergeant [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Soldier [4/2] | Haste / Mentor
zacharyisom: POWERFUL NOTHING
Daring_Apprentice: Serge, you are good, tho, right?
Karfsma778: Un-powerful magic
Fruan: Powerless Magic
djalternative: !card Graham
chickenace11: oh serge you should watch some of my play groups commander games
ksurugger1: I just got here at the beginning of that last game. What the hell is going on?
stevestein: !card Sergeant-at-Arms
LRRbot: Sergeant-at-Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Kicker {2}{W} / When Sergeant-at-Arms enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
SpookySpaghooti: youre only truly DOB when you slap your face
Spectre97: Need a segment of going out on your own terms
Daring_Apprentice: Meme Canlander
addietude: Youll win!
SpookySpaghooti: @ksurugger1 we've got an exciting game of Cycling vs a deck that is certainly a deck
addietude: Go Jeremy
Mattmitchell45: Anyone have the link to the Hollow Tog battle?
kinesthetics: Jer just wants to ride his bicycle
pedja11: I hope Alex manages to combo vs Serge
BobTheLob: rats
addietude: JEREMY
SpookySpaghooti: Jeremy!
Himyul: Serge is the winner!@
DoctorCactus: Jer is writing history, that's what's going on
crashdownreg: VoteYea
Daring_Apprentice: Ratcycle! Ratcycle! Ratcycle!
emrafool: can't wait for moat against ground creatures!
CrazymattCaptain: rats
Viewers_Like_You: Us, the viewers
frozenphoenix7: Paul
lechampignon: GO JEREMY but ben wins sorry
Professor_Rakor: I wanted to do that cycle deck in standard...it was not good.
chickenace11: Chat is the real winner here
zacharyisom: Ben will win.
smartguyc1089: Ben's deck is having a hard time because it Jer's only creatures are bad
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
kingdrac0n: Let’s go Jer
Daring_Apprentice: I want to ride my Ratcycle!
zacharyisom: But I’m rooting for jer
Himyul: git probed
awickedobserver: all the cycling
kingdrac0n: Cycling for the win
seemsdeece: i think chat is the real winner here
djalternative: VoteYea
cai_storm: Not the viewers, that’s for sure
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
cai_storm: As whose going to win
zacharyisom: Jer, your mana base vs your draft chaff deck is making my head turn.
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
LRRbot: Fluctuator [2] | Artifact | Cycling abilities you activate cost up to {2} less to activate.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Granitic Titan [4RR] | Creature — Elemental [5/4] | Menace / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Forsake the Worldly [2W] | Instant | Exile target artifact or enchantment. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Hollow One [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card you've cycled or discarded this turn. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Greater Sandwurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Greater Sandwurm can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Expunge [2B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
pedja11: By god he is storming off
Aceplayer46: Jer spamming chat
LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
LaXoZGotThis: Powerful magic
LRRbot: Astral Slide [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
DoctorCactus: jesus stop spaming jer
M23R: HOLY SHIT
seemsdeece: wth
LRRbot: New Perspectives [5U] | Enchantment | When New Perspectives enters the battlefield, draw three cards. / As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, you may pay {0} rather than pay cycling costs.
simicry: can a mod ban jer for spamming
djalternative: can lrrbot give itself a spam warning?
Daring_Apprentice: haha
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
smartguyc1089: Slide does make attacking into Jer a real pain though
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
M23R: Just ban me instead
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
pedja11: that was 12 mana right there that is 4 Black Lotuses
pedja11: card obviously needs to be pointed
a_bullett: The problem with clone decks is that if they have nothing worth cloning you just lose.
Brantiano: Nice hat
LRRbot: Secluded Steppe | Land | Secluded Steppe enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {W}
seemsdeece: fluctator to 10
Brantiano: Hey Jer sweet hat
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Mattmitchell45: Fluctuator into Lion's Eye Diamond into...
Brantiano: Who’s the guy with the nice hat
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | Sunken Hollow enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
smartguyc1089: fluctuator to 11
addietude: its a goos hat
addietude: *good
Brantiano: I’m not a scumbag*
addietude: love it
Adamantcheese: who's the dude with the rim-enclosed glass hat
M23R: Jer you look like a dork
Daring_Apprentice: Jedi business, move along
Brantiano: It’s a goose hat
BobTheLob: you're a scumbag
LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
CleverCrumbish: Zee-lot, Serge?
Baldrash: We Pauper now?
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
thefreak013: NINJA PogChamp
emrafool: -5/10
Brantiano: Jeremy is a man after my own heart playing choking tethers
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
kinesthetics: how can we get these lists?
Feminine_Desires: Ben has dealt 8 damage to himself
Daring_Apprentice: Serge only plays Dadlands
Ukon_vasara: ninjutsu trying to outdraw fluctuator cycling. i applaud the moxie
Brantiano: Spiceeeeee
addietude: Yay jeremy cruuuuuush
LRRbot: Shimmerscale Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [3/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
Adamantcheese: a game of magic, but the judge has a deck and can actively screw with players
LRRbot: Shoreline Ranger [5U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/4] | Flying / Islandcycling {2}
LoadingReadyRun: !decklists
PressStartToFinish subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PressStartToFinish! (Today's storm count: 76)
kinesthetics: thank you!!
chickenace11: Dadlands sounds like an uncard that gives you mana of any color but you have to make a bad pun first
the_canuck_mystic: The way he gets to the payoff is by cycling through his deck.
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: that's quitter talk, Serge!
LRRbot: Primoc Escapee [6U] | Creature — Bird Beast [4/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
ArmadilloAL: T: Add pun mana of any color.
BrindleBoar: but someone has to groan
pedja11: that is an ugly card
Mattmitchell45: Is that a Flying Monkey?
Adamantcheese: dadlands: you get one of any mana, but you have to help him fix a thopter and you're on flashlight duty
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Underground River deals 1 damage to you.
the_canuck_mystic: At this point everyone but chat knows the card.
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
seemsdeece: oh entreat the dead
billiam_mayzing: beseech the queen?
head_cannon: It always feels good to type a joke and then hear it spoken aloud on the stream. Serge goes above & beyond by accrediting the jokes he steals.
chickenace11: Dadlands also enters tapped unless you control a grill
Aceplayer46: Cardbot can't decided which demonic
MrPhlip: please pick a frame, cardviewer
Zachasaurs: that white sleeve is really confusing the card reader
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
h4tm4st3r: Entreat the dead?
the_canuck_mystic: The first grill step comes after the first cheat step.
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Kumakaori: that art looks familiar
pedja11: Now that art is on MTG Arena
LRRbot: Entreat the Dead [XXBBB] | Sorcery | Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Miracle {X}{B}{B}
LRRbot: New Perspectives [5U] | Enchantment | When New Perspectives enters the battlefield, draw three cards. / As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, you may pay {0} rather than pay cycling costs.
LRRbot: Complicate [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Complicate, you may counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
zacharyisom: What is Dad-Tron? Dad-Bod and Dad....?
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Dr_fragenstien: @zacharyisom one of them is dad-joke
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
pedja11: That right there is Cryptic Command
pedja11: and Jer says he doesnt have good cards
ThePerrBearr: Enchantment called "Mow" can be attached to only Dadlands
TheTunnelingCat: basically cryptic command
TheTunnelingCat: counter and draw a card
SpookySpaghooti: !card Fluctuator
LRRbot: Fluctuator [2] | Artifact | Cycling abilities you activate cost up to {2} less to activate.
SpookySpaghooti: !card Stabilizer
LRRbot: Stabilizer [2] | Artifact | Players can't cycle cards.
Vector_Zero: I thought Serge only plays dab-lands, they can’t tap beyond 45degrees
SpookySpaghooti: Hmm not symmetrical
brightsquid: That mechanic is called Blue
LRRbot: Lull [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Cycling {2}
meisbored: LUL
ArmadilloAL: And yet Astral Slide *still* ran over that Standard format practically unopposed.
M23R: 0/20 art
SpookySpaghooti: !card Angel's song
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ArmadilloAL: !card angelsong
LRRbot: Angelsong [1W] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Cycling {2}
Bionull: Ben seriously into plant people.
ArmadilloAL: I also have a cycling deck, so I know these all too well.
SpookySpaghooti: Angelsong has great art too
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: As a janksman, this warms my heart.
GanjaShimada: i left for 5 whole minutes and the board state hasnt changed
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
Adamantcheese: crown isn't on board tho
Vyous: The crown isn't on the board Kappa
sniperserpent: board state, not head of state
Mox_Hagdorm: Is your head on the board, Ben?
Vector_Zero: Sarcasm?
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
DoctorCactus: jer is playing his own secret game of assembling all 10 duals
The__Imperial: proceed....
SpookySpaghooti: !card Sovereign's Realm
LRRbot: Sovereign's Realm | Conspiracy | Your deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is five. / Exile a card from your hand: This turn, you may play basic land cards from outside the game. / Basic lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
ArmadilloAL: I wonder how often people cast Mystical Tutor and got a mana source from it.
Adamantcheese: be careful chat, he has the power to behead us now that he's king
emrafool: ay the true burglar king
seemsdeece: oh god
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
emrafool: burglar rat king all hail
exactlythreedozenkittens: well that card doesn't cycle either jer
djalternative: !card over my
LRRbot: Did you mean: Overbeing of Myth; Hovermyr; Over My Dead Bodies
ArmadilloAL: Hovermyr feenLUL
djalternative: !card over my dead
LRRbot: Over My Dead Bodies [4BB] | Enchantment | Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.) / Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
kingdrac0n: Jer’s mana base with two soldiers is hilarious.
LRRbot: Jungle Weaver [5GG] | Creature — Spider [5/6] | Reach / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Primoc Escapee [6U] | Creature — Bird Beast [4/4] | Flying / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Shoreline Ranger [5U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/4] | Flying / Islandcycling {2}
Mattmitchell45: Numberwang!
Mage24365: volc is tapped
ArmadilloAL: Hollow One! That's a real Magic card!@
Viewers_Like_You: Let's rotate the zones!
A_Dub888: LET'S ROTATE THE BOARD (-state)
phorrestgaze: X - Doubt
LRRbot: Murderous Cut [4B] | Instant | Delve / Destroy target creature.
inoxia: that card reaDer is really cool
kingdrac0n: That was an actual Magic play! There are creatures and stuff!
LRRbot: Drowned Catacomb | Land | Drowned Catacomb enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
djalternative: Let's rotate the cushions!
LRRbot: Ravenous Chupacabra [2BB] | Creature — Beast Horror [2/2] | When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
time_to_dine: why the crown?
LRRbot: Skull Collector [1BB] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, return a black creature you control to its owner's hand. / {1}{B}: Regenerate Skull Collector.
ArmadilloAL: @time_to_dine He is the Monarch.
Mox_Hagdorm: Hungry Chupathingy!
time_to_dine: of course
Kykiwi: lol
l0gin4me: that is not a rat or a ninja!
Adamantcheese: Chalupa Collector?
Eywind: SMOrc
Zachasaurs: 4 mana a turn abyss
Armstrong11139: What it is, is unbelievably dank
head_cannon: A blue-black Skull Collector deck was one of the first decks I ever built as a kid.
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
Kristoffersin: boatyVV
DoctorCactus: I always believed Jer, I said that was going to be a match win
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
djalternative: Reg-i-cide! Reg-i-cide!
addietude: OMG KING JER
drthmik: rescVV
addietude: LOVE IT
thenb44: king jer of big white
LRRbot: Granitic Titan [4RR] | Creature — Elemental [5/4] | Menace / Cycling {2}
Ukon_vasara: a crown and a ring diemPawgers
kingdrac0n: Ben is gonna lose to this amazing cycling deck! All hail King Jer!
emrafool: exquisitely dank card choices king wheeler
addietude: WAHOOOO
addietude: Always lucky
sniperserpent: monarch trigger!
superdude097: Did Jer miss his Monarch trigger?
holz1994: Monarch!
LRRbot: Entreat the Dead [XXBBB] | Sorcery | Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Miracle {X}{B}{B}
exactlythreedozenkittens: did we miss monarch
the_canuck_mystic: Ben you have stuff to clone now!
A_Dub888: !card toxic deluge
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
NUTSOFODEN: skull collector, and probably ogre slumlord in bens deck. there better be a tomb or orami in bens list
addietude: looking goooooood
Kykiwi: lol
MurficWPN: lol
Nemowoodbine: That crown makes jer look twenty years younger
DoctorCactus: Move to unsleeve
capt_crazy25: this might be the best way to concede!
exactlythreedozenkittens: !curfew
GoblinRanger: that was awesome
djalternative: Move to unsleeve. Pass the turn
emrafool: greatest match on LRR
PhoenixMelior: I love this man
GanjaShimada: lmaooo
head_cannon: Hail King Jer!
exactlythreedozenkittens: !card curfew
LRRbot: Curfew [U] | Instant | Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
addietude: wahoooooooooooooo
ArmadilloAL: Hmm...tap tap unsleeve *does* have a ring to it.
zacharyisom: Oh, how the mighty have... welll.... yeah
niccus: hold priority, unsleeve deck, unsleeve self
head_cannon: "Tap Tap Unsleeve" :D
a_bullett: !regicide
josh_le_crafter: unsleeve self? pls don't
Spectre97: I don't think the TOS allows Unsleeving yourself
kinesthetics: i'm so mad
drthmik: TTCU Later rescHi
emrafool: always sleeve before you tap
kingdrac0n: Is unsleeving a DQ?
josh_le_crafter: tap tap unsleeve is the best way to concede now
Spectre97: This is 100% going in the highlights
DGZenos: did you know there are 10 creatures that work with splinter-twin and kiki, and 2 more that only work with kiki.
DGZenos: 5 color kiki here i come
emrafool: that match is an all timer imo
Zachasaurs: @DGZenos wow 10 thats a lot more than i thought
kingdrac0n: Best match I’ve ever seen
drthmik: Tap Tap Concede Unsleeve Leave rooDab
ufo6300: DGZenos is that including things like vizer of tumbling sands and kiora's follower?
falgar_ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, falgar_! (Today's storm count: 77)
DGZenos: @ufo6300 noo, i didnt think of untap permanent. did a serch for untap enters on skyfall. thanks for the tip
ufo6300: those kinds of effects are a bit slower thoug
ufo6300: so eh, mihgt not even be what you want
jrhwhite: oh boy chat
J01000111: those effects work if you have a global haste enabler
djalternative: keyforge where Ben gets to actually play
Galvin_Duck: no, you just kiki in their endstep
ufo6300: J01000111 its more that they tap to untap, so you have to do it in your opponents end step, giving a whole turn to deal with it
J01000111: right, brainfart. the tokens get haste
J01000111: i swear i know how to magic
djalternative: adam literally talked about it on last week's paper fight
Silver__Knight_: djalternative not everyone can watch all of them
Despoiler98: GONNA BE A DONNIEBROOK
Mox_Hagdorm: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
crashdownreg: D:
Jake_the_guy: that must mean that you won right?
kpiozero: Somebody's gonna get piped
masterhero_soccerguy: lanipaUNLIMITED lanipaPOWER
crashdownreg: Redn't ?
TillianSwoard: So last match was the memes and this match is the moxes
LRRbot: Leyline of Sanctity [2WW] | Enchantment | If Leyline of Sanctity is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / You have hexproof.
josh_le_crafter: very limited power
emrafool: that means he took a dookie between rounds
Jake_the_guy: serge is a TAD louder then others
Znazl: WOW
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Parish.
excalgold: wow.....
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
gualdhar: aww I was hoping for the turn 0 scoop
crashdownreg: that's just Serge
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Vyous: No red means serge isn't playing my favorite enchantress card: Wild Research.
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
excalgold: i...i hope Serge has creatures
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
DGZenos: better make it fast, i got to be up early tomorrow for chores
djalternative: @Silver__Knight_ Can not everyone distort time to extend their personal day whenever they want?
crashdownreg: Olle PogChamp
Silver__Knight_: djalternative afraid not
Despoiler98: WTF
Znazl: round ears WutFace
Eywind: Olle Rade is indeed a human
excalgold: That says Drow....
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: cosplay?
masterhero_soccerguy: lytTASTY lytTASTY
djalternative: oh well. more for me then
MrPhlip: !addquote (Serge) [now] Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.
LRRbot: New quote #5828: "Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me." —Serge [2019-02-15]
GoblinRanger: you know, humans and spiders are totally known for hanging out together
Epicwall: OOOhhh Olle Rådees PT card :D
ArmadilloAL: Hey, the man once won a Pro Tour with Giant Trap Door Spider. Cut him some slack.
SpicyNapalm: mtg needs more driders
Viewers_Like_You: Sounds like an eyeblight to me
Ukon_vasara: Serge is a judge
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
drthmik: I was watching a reaction Video... It was reactionary rooKb
ufo6300: "sylvan" safekeeper
Ukon_vasara: i'll take his word on it
blackwlf: It isn't? o_O I've been humaning wrong.
ImAFunnyKoala subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ImAFunnyKoala! (Today's storm count: 78)
volraths_bane: The character is Ollie Rade, a human afterall
Bugberry: Odyssey didn't have elves.
ufo6300: its noit like it has the elf title or anything
Mox_Hagdorm: You wanna complain about non-human looking art, Keldon Marauders is a human.
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
excalgold: you mean you dont ride spiders to the market every couple of days ?
crashdownreg: ra-day
ArmadilloAL: He's Swedish, not Elvish.
excalgold: is....is that me ?
Epicwall: Olle is a swedish human :)
Juliamon: !addquote (Serge) [now] I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'
LRRbot: New quote #5829: "I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'" —Serge [2019-02-15]
volraths_bane: Good point, there were no elves in that set
korvys: Olle Rade is not an elf, it's true
excalgold: is that JUST me ?
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
masterhero_soccerguy: sweet green black deck KappaHD
Vyous: Take 8!
Artirion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Artirion: I made it to a live highlander stream!? My life is now complete.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Artirion! (Today's storm count: 79)
Bugberry: What's funny is Odyssey block didn't have any of the popular races, but Onslaught brought them back.
Jake_the_guy: pink sleeves for that extra flex
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Wargate [XGWU] | Sorcery | Search your library for a permanent card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ArmadilloAL: It was an Ice Age Block Constructed Pro Tour.
Ukon_vasara: Greed is nothing if not good
head_cannon: @Bugberry Yeah, that was a hilarious oversight.
ArmadilloAL: 4x Woolly Spider, 4x Giant Trap Door Spider, 4x Deadly Insect. Ice Age block was a hell of a drug.
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
Bugberry: @head_cannon It was because they didn't plan far ahead back then.
revjakenash subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
revjakenash: You said we were on Meme's and Serge hasn't played Fastbond? Forsooth!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, revjakenash! (Today's storm count: 80)
cotillion1850 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
cotillion1850: That sweet singleton
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cotillion1850! (Today's storm count: 81)
flatluigi: i would bet five bucks that fastbond is in the deck
head_cannon: @Bugberry Yeah, everything was designed in a vacuum, with no planning for the Standard environment. Which was silly.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
phorrestgaze: TOS
GanjaShimada: Alex pls dont
flatluigi: good thing i didn't actually bet
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
GanjaShimada: only fill with aether
l0gin4me: lrrFINE ?
tergonis: he can't even pay the 4
GanjaShimada: lrrFINE .
ufo6300: correct
Ukon_vasara: And the crowd goes mild LUL
mrsarkhan: it does
Ratosai: Yes, each
ArmadilloAL: !card zulaport cutthroat
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
korvys: !card Zulaport cut
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Galvin_Duck: ya
EOstby: Yup, you're good.
GoblinRanger: yuppers
Hangedman: And the crowd doesn’t go!
ArmadilloAL: Blood Artist is the one that says "target opponent".
a_bullett: pay four for the library, go out on your own terms
emrafool: LIBRARY HAND TOUCHED REAL HAND DQ
Jake_the_guy: there are cards (silver border) that do 1/2 damage
DreamyPants: So did serge choose not to draw a sterling grove that could have tutored a moat last turn?
ArmadilloAL: So you target yourself for no value.
DreamyPants: I swear I saw it in the library cards?
djalternative: Zeus could throw a lightning bolt from Olympus at Alex
ArmadilloAL: No, Cutthroat is each opponent. I was looking at Blood Artist too.
LRRbot: Keldon Marauders [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Vanishing 2 / When Keldon Marauders enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
ArmadilloAL: @a_bullett Can't pay 4 life when you're at 3. You can do it when you're at 4 exactly, but not less than that.
a_bullett: ah, so it goes.
Mox_Hagdorm: Keldon Warlord looks way more human than the Marauders, tho...
drthmik: rooBless Serge
MuffinsOnAHill: So you've heard of elf on a shelf, ubt how about Elfer on a spoder.
DreamyPants: Ah, missed that you didn't have mana there
DreamyPants: That makes sense
therotundone: may the forests be with you
Vyous: sterling grove puts the card on top so you'd have to take 4 anyways
volraths_bane: The Meld are technically humans, they just had their genetics messed with over the centuries by Urza as
therotundone: the audacity
volraths_bane: Meld that is
volraths_bane: stupid autocorrect
djalternative: Singleton format. Run 5 Very Cryptic Commands and 4 Garbage Elementals
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Pleijpje subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Pleijpje! (Today's storm count: 82)
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
superdude097: Since it's singleton, should everyone run mismatched basics Kappa
LRRbot: Champion of the Parish [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever another Human enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Parish.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
Pharmacistjudge: good evening everyone
Jake_the_guy: oh man I used to love mirri's guile
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
flatluigi: ALEX
therotundone: parish the thought
Galvin_Duck: OOF
Pantsravaganza subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Pantsravaganza! (Today's storm count: 83)
emrafool: bbbbbbbbbrainstorm locked
a_bullett: oh no
Viewers_Like_You: someone clip that
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:44.
ArmadilloAL: feenDED
therotundone: the whiff heard around the world
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Jake_the_guy: oh no, poor serge
l0gin4me: was this a 1-lander? oofa doofa
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
flatluigi: can this be best of five
Adamantcheese: serge has a poker face?
emrafool: hey serge, you know how you have told every person at the moonbase to never keep a one lander?
ArmadilloAL: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Mayor of Avabruck [1G] (back: Howlpack Alpha) | Creature — Human Advisor Werewolf [1/1] | Other Human creatures you control get +1/+1. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Mayor of Avabruck.
ArcOfTheConclave: alex's deck should have a W pip
Mage24365: Not hermit?
DolGrenn: That's not a hermit!
pedja11: not hermit BOO
Jake_the_guy: OH NO poor serge
therotundone: it's a space station
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, the dank meme of "good cards"
maywecomein subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, maywecomein! (Today's storm count: 84)
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Jake_the_guy: not a land but just as good
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
ArmadilloAL: It was 7 last turn, and I know the Mayor doesn't have 0 power...
TheTunnelingCat: thats 8 no?
Zalbin: 9 not 7
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
ArmadilloAL: The doom and the wake. Giant doom.
LRRbot: Argothian Enchantress [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Shroud / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
emrafool: brainstorm lock feels bad, but how about eternal shadow realm brainstorm lock?
ArmadilloAL: Alex attacked for more than 7 last turn.
Galvin_Duck: serge at 4
Mox_Hagdorm: Werewolf Advisor?
Galvin_Duck: no, 5
Kramburger: The warewwolf only ever advises mailings
djalternative: Works with partitioners
Viewers_Like_You: "What do you think?" "Grr. Woof. Grr." "Thanks, good advice!"
head_cannon: Under the full moon, he gives terrible advice.
flatluigi: game three!
LRRbot: Opalescence [2WW] | Enchantment | Each other non-Aura enchantment is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.
phorrestgaze: "Rawr" is warewolf for "we need a millage for to fund the school"
tergonis: did serge keep the one lander?
Jake_the_guy: YAY ALEX!
emrafool: serge youve told EVERYONE to never keep one landers, now look at you
SuperWill1234: greed scottfClapped
Ukon_vasara: angle of glorys rise?
Ukon_vasara: or something like that
LRRbot: Angel of Glory's Rise [5WW] | Creature — Angel [4/6] | Flying / When Angel of Glory's Rise enters the battlefield, exile all Zombies, then return all Human creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
TheFellowshipoftheCards: How'd you guys score Chris Pratt to judge? That's awsome!
Galvin_Duck: i think so
LtPoro: dang the winners match was faster than the non-winners match
emrafool: hahaha getting beat in the face is so memey! love when that happens!
ArcOfTheConclave: dread return angel, regurgitate grave.
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Serge_Head_Shaking.Gif Don't Keep One Landers
Zachasaurs: this is spicy
drthmik: is it an accute angle of glory or an obtuse angle of glory? rooSmug
djalternative: but you can keep a 7 lander in commander
LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: Cartel Aristocrat gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
ArmadilloAL: I play Hermit Druid in a Commander deck with 35 forests. The last time I cast it, one of my opponent could not wrap his mind around the fact that I was playing it fairly.
SuperWill1234: hoomins strike again
emrafool: we get it, everyone dies
gizmofreak1: !card hermit druid
LRRbot: Hermit Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {G}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into your hand and all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Jake_the_guy: alex is good at magic
Ukon_vasara: a combo so nice, ya run it twice
chenhsi2 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, chenhsi2! (Today's storm count: 85)
spawnofhastur: If you wanted redundancy on the Hermit you can play the Cephalid Breakfast combo as well. But that's a different deck.
LRRbot: Angel of Glory's Rise [5WW] | Creature — Angel [4/6] | Flying / When Angel of Glory's Rise enters the battlefield, exile all Zombies, then return all Human creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
head_cannon: Seems a decent combo to go for.
LRRbot: Hermit Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {G}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into your hand and all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Silver__Knight_: Alex enjoys his aristocrats strats
DoctorCactus: May I point out, Jer ran a cycling deck and alex had this
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
spawnofhastur: In Australian Highlander I'm building a Prison deck because my soul is full of hate.
LRRbot: Benevolent Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Benevolent Bodyguard: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: !decklists
djalternative: Silver Bordered Highlander stream when?
emrafool: this feels like when alex stanked on everyone with quest for the holy relic
head_cannon: Many shenanigans on this evening. Well done.
pedja11: It was great fun
MuffinsOnAHill: It might be fun for them to do a tribal canlander theme one day.
pedja11: Even Ben got to hit someone with a ninja
superdude097: Card Kingdom, a Principality of Paper
Jake_the_guy: <3 thanks to all the humans
SubWelcomesJustStarted subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
SubWelcomesJustStarted: Un-Canlander next?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SubWelcomesJustStarted! (Today's storm count: 86)
MiranFurze: good day
emrafool: im feeling things
Viewers_Like_You: RIP sleeves. Too much powerful magic.
zazamost: Ham!
machcymus subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, machcymus! (Today's storm count: 87)
Tzeeeeentch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tzeeeeentch! (Today's storm count: 88)
Koshindan: lrrHAM
phorrestgaze: lrrHAM
Feminine_Desires: I missed the first Alex v Serge match because I was making ramen (w/ seaweed and dumplings).
flatluigi: squeaks
zazamost: lrrHAM
Feminine_Desires: sergeSqueak
thegatherers: i always wanted my twitch username to be said into another mans chest
meisbored: katesBread lrrHAM katesBread
Feminine_Desires: katesBread ham katesBread
Shemerson: katesBread lrrHAM katesBread
Jake_the_guy: katesBread lrrHAM katesBread
Feminine_Desires: I do not have access to ham emote-OH others have it
Viewers_Like_You: Goodbye, sleeves.
meisbored: jer doesn't need to get thaat close, clipping a bit
Feminine_Desires: the mc clint talk?
flatluigi: the mcclint talk
josh_le_crafter: *insert butterfly meme* Is this ASMR?
freakyboomer: how long until youtube upload?
flatluigi: lasagna92
josh_le_crafter: wheeler pls
LoadingReadyRun: freakyboomer early next week
emrafool: he gon get scared now
josh_le_crafter: wait wut...
emrafool: can you milk a ben?
flatluigi: jer's going to get hit in the face with a pec
josh_le_crafter: Tos?
Seagulyus: Pirate Alex!
josh_le_crafter: but why...
Seagulyus: josh_le_crafter why Pirate Alex? Why not?
tergonis: ghost pirate alex?
flatluigi: alex
josh_le_crafter: I meant the other thing
emrafool: this happened to all of us, we can never unsee what happened
josh_le_crafter: specifically the resident wheeler mic
Viewers_Like_You: Do we know what NewDay Tewsday is next week?
Baldrash: @Viewers_Like_You Adam's gonna play Jump Force.
josh_le_crafter: incorporeal streams
Soul1355: ooh, random Paul stream?
Viewers_Like_You: @Baldrash Cool, thanks
tergonis: bring us your LRRs
emrafool: what jer did to ben was not consensual
mtvcdm: This now ends another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Blasteg: Is one more gonna be Tetris? Kappa
Schnappsy: Blood Moon Boshy is the name of my next POE character
Viewers_Like_You: It's pronounced leg-ends (AKA feet)
emrafool: patpaxpod
josh_le_crafter: 50 computers were exploded in the making of the fix
head_cannon: This was fun! G'night, all!
Feminine_Desires: Bai bai anniHYPE anniHYPE
Viewers_Like_You: Is this exactly what Canlander is always like?
Mox_Hagdorm: Thanks for the stream!
Artirion: Straight to the podcast, who needs sleep
Baldrash: Yes. When you play Canlander, four lovely Canadians enter your home to play Magic.
Jake_the_guy: alex's art book https://sellfy.com/p/m9i8/
masta2505: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint+ (Graham and Kathleen are out of town, so join Paul for ChillPoint) at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2d, 15:59 from now).