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NUTSOFODEN: Do we know what they're playing tday yet?
Juliamon: RavniCommander
rubbercluckey: ravnica commander
NUTSOFODEN: dope!
TSturtledove: Ravmmander
TSturtledove: !dope
rubbercluckey: Ben is Izzet I'm pretty sure
TSturtledove: huh, not a command yet
NUTSOFODEN: ravnmander, is that the cousin of the pteramander?
Juliamon: What would !dope do
TSturtledove: No, that's terrymander
Mornish: it's Peters lesser know cousin
Znazl: lots of horns
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kiddykong525: i know it was previously announced but what are tonights guilds
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NexusVoxx: orzhov, orzhov, orzhov, and orzhov
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Zappeljakob: secretly, 4 times Dimir
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Sirius2010: Why not Rakdos?
Rockario: Aw hell, Vetica is here
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silvalunae: so neither ben nor adam is playing orzov, flavor fail
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sivakrytos: what if the card's from like, a ravnica set but is stamped with a different guild
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ANDORK3: what do you mean Ben isnt playing gruul
pinkpi: Ben I LOVE your NAILS!! <3
Mewr11: Wait, so Ben and Adam *both* gave up the sweet Orzhov Deck?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
kiddykong525: no booty judy
SpookySpaghooti: I like how everyone except Graham is wearing red
natfletchy: "Is it warm in here or is it because of Judith?"
AttackCowboy: James, swap shirts with Ben for better themed dress!
seavinprime: darn no selesnya
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chickenace11: I'm rooting for ben izzet gotta izzet
Krokaar: Lavinia is disappointed....but thats not new
ThePerrBearr: this is an underground fght
LRRbot: Melek, Izzet Paragon [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Weird Wizard [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast the top card of your library if it's an instant or sorcery card. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Cinntoastmin: Wet Jund Night !
ANDORK3: why is Graham dimir
Spectre97: Hell yeah Melek
Noodles_15: No cops, No rules, No pants!
Spectre97: First legendary I ever opened
DrEinstein99: new @CardKingdom button is amazing
Iperithon: I'm sad that Graham is not Grull
MilkInBag: Starks are well known Dimir
snowcookies: Because he wants to be
dm818: That's a weird commander
phorrestgaze: that's a weird wizard
e_bloc: melek alikimaka
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
LRRbot: Experiment Kraj [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Ooze Mutant [4/6] | Experiment Kraj has all activated abilities of each other creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
SpookySpaghooti: a very weird wizard
r10pez10: i can see directly into stark's coffee
chickenace11: Melek is great for when you want to deal 28 points of damage to everybody and everything at once
m0nkeyrama: Kraj!
NexusVoxx: krajjjjj
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Sektor88: Not Orzhov, Adam? Kappa
azureHaights: Experience Kraj
wtrob: Kraj!!
ritchards: Experiment Beej!
snowcookies: Woot, simic represent!
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Krokaar: hey its me from High School
r10pez10: kraj gets outta hand
grim_monolith: I'm surprised Ben didn't pick Borborygmos Enraged
castlewise: Its like that blob thing from that game
TAKAunited: Kkkrrrraaaajjjjj!
NexusVoxx: !card experiment One
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature — Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One.
m0nkeyrama: Woo!
Issurru: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
thraximore: Experiment Jank
r10pez10: yeah seabats
LRRbot: Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal four land cards, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
wtrob: Way to go seachats
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: seachats, even
chickenace11: I like to think that it is a special lettering system for the experiments
SpookySpaghooti: Graham shouldve played Szadek!
azureHaights: Mirko Vosk, Card Spoiler!
RagnorakTres: Drink the Mind
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whenwearebothcats: i drink your mind... i drink it right up
Iperithon: Or they did so many experiments with numbers that they decided to start with A, and got all the way to Kraj before finally... well kraj
natfletchy: It IS national margarita day
CardKingdom: Skudd Our absolute pleasure, we don't trust the post to not bend anything else!
r10pez10: (minds is what is in graham's coffee)
NexusVoxx: grind 4
azureHaights: aka Mirko Vosk, Polite Mind Sampler
monakai: Ah, now I just want to watch Harvey Birdman.
Ritaspirithntr: WOO!!!! Simic and Dimir mill HYPE!!!
cheetoJack: mind drink responsibly
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castlewise: what a wierd card
sivakrytos: mill in commander. a bold strategy
chickenace11: Kathleen has been a bad influence
Varrey: No white cards tonight
Simonark: It is Serbian for Final Experiment
m0nkeyrama: Mirko is a pretty good card
theonlyangelx: GRN and RNA have been nice
TheMicah21: WHy isnt James' commander Rakdos? ALL THE COIN FLIPS
a_bullett: For a second I thought that shirt said "Helvetica" in a non-Helvetica san serif which would've been so rude.
manymanycats: I just got a "Buy XBox One S and get Anthem" ad.
manymanycats: That's not great.
UnknownGerm: I'd have gone with Teysa tribal
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MilkInBag: Lazav is my favorite dimir commander, but he's UNPLAYABLE online, too hard to deal with triggers
r10pez10: that means ben starts with 10 cards right
jessiekay94: I love that Ben almost always has his nails painted. it brings me joy.
chickenace11: Ben's nails are 1/2 on point but I think they need some red in them
natfletchy: Yay Seabats!
thraximore: Never punished
RayFK: If you ain't first, you last
m0nkeyrama: The joys of 4 player
Sirius2010: London mulligans?
Juliamon: chickenace11 his shirt takes care of that
wtrob: I block!
LRRbot: Simic Guildgate | Land — Gate | Simic Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
r10pez10: dabsneeze
minksterella_: Im glad ben and adma made up and decided that neither would play the teysa deck
NexusVoxx: "how am i gonna get things in graveyards?" he asks, playing dimir
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MilkInBag: isnt Phenax better at putting stuff in graveyard? OpieOP
Vyous: I love that despite the subject of friday nights being a Teysa Karlov, no one is in orzhov
m0nkeyrama: sneeze benginDab
UnknownGerm: UNstable lands, how fancy
chickenace11: @Juliamon I say go all in
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phorrestgaze: adam with the most ravnican start
sivakrytos: oh the ravnica stuff means only two duals, yeah
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queenfounder: Guess I'm glad James messed up 2 weeks ago so this would fall on my sub-aversary!
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SpookySpaghooti: WHOA
MilkInBag: ooooooooooh now I get it, i totally missed the ravnica theme FailFish
Field94: SIMIC BEBEEEE
wtrob: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Ramp!
LRRbot: Drowned Secrets [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a blue spell, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
Sirius2010: each deck only has two fixing lands on color
sivakrytos: wait, three duals
Skudd: Hey Graham, your shirt is making me feel a way and I'm not sure yet if it's a good way.
tergonis: YESSSSSSSSS
m0nkeyrama: LUL YEs graham!
MuffinsOnAHill: YES!
Juliamon: if you play Phenax nobody wants to play against you (source: my Phenax deck)
hawstermtg: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:03.
r10pez10: oh NOOOO
sivakrytos: the karoos
Jorge4hg: YES
phorrestgaze: nice, now kraj can help with ramp :P
SpookySpaghooti: !card Incubation Druid
LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If Incubation Druid has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
eye_h_bar: Mill? in Commander???
Willbrannon: Somebody should have play the five color gates deck. Played mazes end
LRRbot: Rakdos Carnarium | Land | Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped. / When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{R}.
UnknownGerm: Wow, graham's an actual monster
r10pez10: he can target himself!!
UnknownGerm: I kid
MuffinsOnAHill: Let the mill flow within you!
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SpookySpaghooti: Druid plus Kraj is actually kinda sweet
DarklordStratos: Does Adam have the combo kill?
MilkInBag: rude adam
DontpingmePlayz: !Decklists
chickenace11: Phenax = target player loses all friends ( you can only target yourself)
LRRbot: Master of Cruelties [3BR] | Creature — Demon [1/4] | First strike, deathtouch / Master of Cruelties can only attack alone. / Whenever Master of Cruelties attacks a player and isn't blocked, that player's life total becomes 1. Master of Cruelties assigns no combat damage this combat.
Haberdashed: Yesssss Master of Cruelties
SpookySpaghooti: yes my favorite Rakdos card
Blasteg: So there's no white this table eh
NexusVoxx: it has palyer deathtouch
rogerivany: So only cards from the plane of Ravnica?
Sektor88: yikes
caprinefox: Did this just start?
ushiikun: It's sweet in Alesha!
m0nkeyrama: MAster of cruelties is real spicy
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:02.
Silver__Knight_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:03.
Znazl: oof in commander that hurts
m0nkeyrama: it can't actually kill anyone
m0nkeyrama: LUL
phorrestgaze: he just sets the countdown to 1
NexusVoxx: lifegain mr adam
NexusVoxx: oh wait
l0gin4me: Gateway plaza
Haberdashed: Master of Cruelties is a sweet combo with Kaalia
NexusVoxx: singe gates
theonlyangelx: it's a duel land.......... ish
Uzumaki15: I still want to know who thought master of cruelties was a good card to make
Rockario: It's for the flaaaaavour
m0nkeyrama: Hey, there are two gates in the deck
Znazl: r-r-r-ramp
CleverCrumbish: @rogerivany Only cards that were printed in a Ravnica set, so not necessarily that copy of the card, and Origins Ravnica doesn't count
LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature — Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
Sektor88: UHOH
e_bloc: I mean it's a wastes with upside *shrug*
Haberdashed: By which I mean, Master of Cruelties with Kaalia is a great way to lose friends.
NexusVoxx: snake druid
wtrob: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
SpookySpaghooti: YES
Znazl: LUL
mastershake29x: that's a combo, with exactly one card but a combo nonetheless
Sektor88: LATER ULMER
chickenace11: bye ben
MilkInBag: CON CEDE 👏
whenwearebothcats: thanks for playing ben
m0nkeyrama: YES seabatTROG seabatTROG
Jorge4hg: ben?
Issurru: i had no part in making his deck OpieOP
NUTSOFODEN: bye ben
MuffinsOnAHill: Wait. The Simic deck is ramping!?
l0gin4me: lrrSACK
loki_lxix: game 2?
TSturtledove: Welp
Silver__Knight_: Seeya Ulmer
Zappeljakob: Bye Ben :D
r10pez10: ben concedes
Dr_fragenstien: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
DrEinstein99: scoops two lands
DontpingmePlayz: ben time to hold up your end of the deal
SpookySpaghooti: oh my GOD
monakai: wooooooow
flatluigi: will this be the first two game commander night
phorrestgaze: ramp out of control like Momier intended.
MTGVincent: Ben conceded
Fruan: Simic ramp is the real deal.
e_bloc: what year is this
Jorge4hg: OMG
Lucaan: Adam NotLikeThis
Mattmitchell45: RIP Ulmer
Spectre97: Storm COunt is 3
theonlyangelx: the Simic playysss
SpookySpaghooti: is this the power of being the Boshy
wtrob: Powerful magic!
namagem1: !uptime
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MilkInBag: s i m i c seabatTROG seabatTROG
theonlyangelx: that's why UG is so popular in EDH
Haberdashed: Adam with the sick ramp
tergonis: adam you utter monster, brilliant
TAKAunited: The lands...
WowoT: powerful magic for sure
RayFK: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
RagnorakTres: Simic going off in that corner over there
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG It's working!
Enmity777: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
alchemst23: gain life from gate?
theonlyangelx: seabatTROG
Jacobontherun1: 8 Permanents turn 3 seems good
minksterella_: So adam wins, next game
natfletchy: So much mana. So much power.
IGolDiamondsI: the ramp tho
howlinglotus: F for everyone else
MTGVincent: I love this
whenwearebothcats: Adam in league with Bolas confirmed
Blasteg: there's all the ramp, do we have payoff though
mtgdabest: lovin g's mana base
rockyboy78: Yup Checks out for Commander
jasonjhe7: go kill adam now
Sektor88: Go on G, criticize seachats Kappa
Raithencore235: I play a Simic landfall deck in EDH, it is INSANE
floydisnotpink: owo
I_Am_Clockwork: Get em Adam
Juliamon: Turns out seabats are a Simic creation
namagem1: what's
azlan121: adam 'never punished' savidan
m0nkeyrama: There are two gates in Adam's deck
l0gin4me: Is maze's end a gate
niccus: and now... no draws
AmonKoth: what is this lack of Grull, I am disappoint
r10pez10: i misread that as EDM, raithencore
e_bloc: gateway plaza
Noodles_15: And this is why green is good in edh
MuffinsOnAHill: Grahm passing with complete mismatched islands.
tehcrashxor: !updog
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monakai: Maybe he's got a Vesuva.
m0nkeyrama: Or there should be
Cinntoastmin: gateway plaza
Blasteg: Is gateway plaza a gate?
NUTSOFODEN: could have gateway plaza to gain life
azureHaights: Feels like the end of the Wesker/Doom ERB parody. "You main Phoenix and you've got a stupid haircut! *pout*"
Vyous: There's plaza
Haberdashed: OOOoooooo
orellien2773: Turn 3, 6 mana available, seems fair.
Issurru: we dont though G
wyrmclan: thespian stage for another gate:
NexusVoxx: gateway plaza is a second gate
SpookySpaghooti: im assuming James has some recursion
LRRbot: Radical Idea [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Jump-start
Sektor88: oh right! I got dat boy :D
SquirrelEarl: There are two playable gates
theonlyangelx: not everyone in seachats is bitter G :P
SpookySpaghooti: WHOA
Haberdashed: Inb4 it dies
UnknownGerm: UM
Haberdashed: Or gets bounced
r10pez10: avatar of twitch
baskwalla: There are gates from the last Rav block
JACQUESEB: Can we get the deck lists for tonight?
MuffinsOnAHill: I smell reanimator.
SpookySpaghooti: just casually discarding Rakdos himself
m0nkeyrama: wow
Juliamon: !decklist
Silver__Knight_: We kinda don't G, we only criticize Adam
loki_lxix: surely he has no recursion
Znazl: showstopper dayBroken
CleverCrumbish: Oh no, has "Is Gateway Plaza a gate?" become a LRR meme?
m0nkeyrama: discarding only mythics
m0nkeyrama: LUL
minksterella_: BOO
sivakrytos: vampire not very rakdosy
tergonis: so graham's gonna find a reanimate spell now yea?
ADTalks: can't win, rakdos in the GY
ADTalks: lol
rogerivany: Which cord?
UnknownGerm: inb4 james is actual on reanimator, and the aristocrats thing was a feint
ritchards: I get you Paul
SpookySpaghooti: DIScord
RayFK: Seachats just a bunch of seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Dr_fragenstien: adam is the avatar of discord, since he's playing a deck made by is channel
l0gin4me: Haunt of Hightower seems broken when someone is milling others
kiddykong525: ghram is playing mill... if he gets the fucking haunt
rogerivany: thank you @SpookySpaghooti
SpookySpaghooti: :)
m0nkeyrama: we are seabatTROG
chickenace11: Isn't there a card literally called rakdos return?
Issurru: you love us @RayFK seabatTROG
theonlyangelx: @RayFK mood seabatTROG
Dirty_Beach: Haunt is actually going to be nutty with\ Graham's deck
Dr_fragenstien: seabatTROG
fishmanfishfish: are any of the decks running mazes end?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Rakdos's Return
LRRbot: Rakdos's Return [XBR] | Sorcery | Rakdos's Return deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards X cards.
LRRbot: Electrolyze [1UR] | Instant | Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. / Draw a card.
SpookySpaghooti: its reverse Sphinx's Revelation
seavinprime: Graham, what are those lands?
Haberdashed: OOF
m0nkeyrama: oof
NexusVoxx: @chickenace11 Rakdos's Return is like reverse Sphinx's Rev
natfletchy: BYE
DrEinstein99: big oofs
mastershake29x: @fishmanfishfish now that would be a dumb inclusion
Sorteur: Lizard Wizard!
m0nkeyrama: powerful simic seabatBRAIN
Jorge4hg: so now graham don't remember?
NexusVoxx: @seavinprime all basic islands
Jayrod1220: This is the Mythic Championship right?
Haberdashed: B-B-B-B-BAMBOOZLE
Mattmitchell45: Adam did not come here to make friends
floydisnotpink: Big claps
theonlyangelx: but some of us are multi-fandom lrrHEART seabatTROG fablei1Heart elfunkHeart foxmarLOVE kathle3HEX lunarj1Heart sergeHeart katesHeart slytqHeart benginHeart theonl45Heart
Dr_fragenstien: !card disaster radius
LRRbot: Disaster Radius [5RR] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a creature card from your hand. / Disaster Radius deals X damage to each creature your opponents control, where X is the revealed card's converted mana cost.
freshmaker__: the mill yourself plan
thraximore: all according to keikaku
Skudd: Graham's basics look like mine because I only own so many full arts.
r10pez10: oh ... dear
CardKingdom: Graham I don't know if we can ship you swamps fast enough for this game..
NexusVoxx: EDH GP format when
seavinprime: @NexusVoxx i got that, more of a comment on the lack of consistency in art
ElektroTal: keikaku
theonlyangelx: adam... still doesn't have a heart
Jorge4hg: they never expect the swamp
IGolDiamondsI: mill sepuku
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Blasteg: Who should Gram mill? Adam?
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
Nagoohow: LUL @CardKingdom
SpookySpaghooti: All according to keikaku
whenwearebothcats: wow
MilkInBag: Greatness, at any cost.
m0nkeyrama: Bob :o
theonlyangelx: but yeah, my hearts are my proudest collection
gallows_humor: I am having an absolute fit over Graham’s lands.
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Blasteg: Ben and James seem to have GY synergy
sivakrytos: not very rakdosy either
eye_h_bar: That's a nice Bob.
Skudd: Judge Promo Dark COnfidant is my favorite card I'll never own.
natfletchy: Bob, at any cost.
theinvisiblevoice: at any cost!
theonlyangelx: better than my duals :P
cheshire_monkee: James has it
DMGlol: now with all those 6 drops gone, bob should be safe :)
chickenace11: Ben has been right about these things before
kiddykong525: Long live the canadians. also how are all of uou doing with this years roll up so far.
Silver__Knight_: So what is Kathleen's emote, other than a sweet symbol
theonlyangelx: at ANY cost
NUTSOFODEN: james =/= cameron for bob triggers
Mewr11: Uh, reveal Distended Mindbender ;p
SpookySpaghooti: enigmatic?
NexusVoxx: subrosian
r10pez10: evanescent
azureHaights: Something something Dark Tutelage, something something your DECK
UnknownGerm: enigmatic?
SpookySpaghooti: cryptic?
TheSoftestBunny: ubiquitous?
c_dabs: Hi Adam!
MilkInBag: weird
TSturtledove: Ambiguous?
CleverCrumbish: Obscured?
volraths_bane: obscure?
LRRbot: Ral Zarek [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | +1: Tap target permanent, then untap another target permanent. / −2: Ral Zarek deals 3 damage to any target. / −7: Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.
theonlyangelx: Flanjucatious
natfletchy: Effervescent?
fishmanfishfish: can't forget all the hearts Angel stole from everyone in her chat
TAKAunited: copyThis pastaThat
r10pez10: we coin flips now
theonlyangelx: :3 @fishmanfishfish
Sharkfists: effluvial?
probablynotasupervillain: Reveal Tombstalker
orellien2773: Ya know, I have a feeling that the guy playing blue is going to win this.
gallows_humor: Anyone else fighting OCD urges over Graham’s lands?
GanjaShimada: reminiscent of?
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IGolDiamondsI: potential 6 turns?
NexusVoxx: damp
Sibwow: sinusoidal
MilkInBag: #BlameJames
TheWarbo: esoteric
theonlyangelx: shoulda gone azorius James
m0nkeyrama: Everyone but james NotLikeThis
Intrepid_Colin: Everybody is a winner, but James.
Haberdashed: We Archenemy now!
Znazl: yeah that game
seavinprime: Someone fix the art on graham's lands pls
r10pez10: that was back to the future, adam
Varrey: Does that mean the guy playing white is going to lose?
natfletchy: Your haircut looks good though James?
Sektor88: Savidan Grundy Kappa
TSturtledove: Shrouded?
NUTSOFODEN: Savadamri's call
Jayrod1220: The player playing White will not win or lose
theonlyangelx: the Simic Trogbine
loki_lxix: holding up stifle?
sekunder: savidanger squad
TSturtledove: Concealed?
MilkInBag: he woke up like that
Mewr11: Hey Graham, your haircut also looks good
seth_erickson: The way you were talking I thought someone had already died and I was like what how but nope
wiqidbritt: cryptic?
sirfunky: Such pretty bois
chickenace11: Muddy?
Hangedman: Obfuscated?
Tecklin: esoteric
thraximore: esoteric
Mewr11: Obscure? Obtuse?
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lare291: Like this word?
chrisvonclause: obtuse
monakai: Obtuse?
ritchards: Obsfucated
grim_monolith: Arduous
natfletchy: Vague?
VTMonster: Farting?
ElektroTal: Obscure?
PaperDoopliss: Byzantine?
hotgreenflames: obstruse
Curlyhuss: What r the commanders?
Fruan: Occult?
theinvisiblevoice: incomprehensible
thraximore: opaque
Skudd: Nebulous?
Spectre97: Ambiguous? Amorphic?
ryder0802: We're all members of the Savid-army
Haberdashed: So wait, why is there still a random Ral Zarek in the middle?
Dr_fragenstien: incomprehensible?
somethingkyle: Arcane
TheWarbo: arcane?
Zaraka00: ungrokkable?
cuttlebranch: obfuscation?
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Almost_Alaska: Arcane?
Jorge4hg: Beej?
wtrob: Vexing?
fullmetalhoyt: Byzantine
kiddykong525: fuck the combine with how fast this has been call it the simic turbine
radioshackraider: Dang. I forgot this was on tonight. Super hype for this, as a lover of all things Guilds
MWGNZ: A goose?
RainbowPhoenix06: ineffable?
WizardZedd: byzantine
Revenant77x: Ambiguous
corpocracy: cryptic
mastershake29x: @Curlyhuss they are listed on the overlay
theonlyangelx: arcane is a nice one, i like arcane
natfletchy: Cloudy
Mattmitchell45: Inscrutable?
lare291: The word you are looking for sounds like itself
ry54451: Vague
Jayrod1220: Amphibious
hotgreenflames: convoluted
natfletchy: Foggy
SpookySpaghooti: Hotel? Trivago?
LRRbot: Experiment Kraj [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Ooze Mutant [4/6] | Experiment Kraj has all activated abilities of each other creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Willbrannon: New Friday nights was great
theonlyangelx: it's true, Savidan has no HEART
TAKAunited: Vague?
thraximore: we got there!
silverstar216: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
GoblinRanger: we have a winner!
NexusVoxx: it cant be scruted
SpookySpaghooti: !card Inscrutable Sphinx
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TSturtledove: Incomprehensible works to
theonlyangelx: ayyyy kathle3HEX
MilkInBag: that was inscrutable
Curlyhuss: Lol thx
nightwingmisthawk: Watch as the word G is looking for is on a card
Juliamon: Good job, chat
whenwearebothcats: i can feel the relief from here
azureHaights: Scratch that itch!
Stoffern: lrrGOAT
TheWarbo: Oooooh that was fun
natfletchy: Now we can all sleep at night
Tskarrox: Mystifying?
corpocracy: kathle3HEX
silvalunae: and that's the numberwwang!
Mattmitchell45: Huzzah!
hotgreenflames: lrrhorn
MilkInBag: we got the best words seabatTROG
Znazl: YAY
theonlyangelx: ayyyyy
TheWarbo: Graham give us a new one to guess!
Jorge4hg: lrrGOAT
Haberdashed: Ineffable is a fantastic word though
m0nkeyrama: Big bad Kraj!
monakai: lrrGOAT
r10pez10: isn't closure nice
Lucaan: PogChamp
thraximore: oh yeahhhhh
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Mewr11: We got there!
Fruan: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX Got there! kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
phorrestgaze: land hate time
Mewr11: And by 'we' I mean Graham
Jacobontherun1: Kreygasm
Haberdashed: That I probably spelled wrong
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Skudd: Perhaps also nebulous?
duergathcaebrek: when you can't remember a word, it's called lethalogica
loki_lxix: in b4 emrakul
Varrey: Graham gets the right word, then gets the right land
Cinntoastmin: bob is gonna get you a distended mindbender
theonlyangelx: :0
I_Am_Clockwork: Ben is known for his Oracular powers when it comes to FNPF games
theonlyangelx: seabatTROG
radioshackraider: Is that the Bob that killed Cam by any chance?
probablynotasupervillain: stifle the bob
Dr_fragenstien: the question is, is G running party bob?
volraths_bane: you trying several bombs James , you just discard them all
hotgreenflames: james is gonna get 2 land off bob
NexusVoxx: IGI
monakai: Hmm, that's Cryptic mana up.
theonlyangelx: that's a tenth of your life total :P
minksterella_: Are there any 40 cmc cards to instakill james
m0nkeyrama: oooh, IGI
phorrestgaze: 4 damage investment
sivakrytos: that's _definitely_ an orzhov card
DolGrenn: Sweet, Kraj can Adapt if something else has and he's got no counters
Jorge4hg: so good
Zappeljakob: James: secretly Orzhov
Skudd: IGI did so much work for me and my friend during 2HG prerelease
blast_shark: I smell a Notion Thief
caprinefox: It was very good in my Rakdos draft deck too.
NexusVoxx: @minksterella_ Gleemax has cmc 1 million?
probablynotasupervillain: Bob reveals consecutive eldrazi titans
ancientspark: What is this Rakdos taking these Orzhov mono-Black cards?
whenwearebothcats: Bob looking so sparkly
I_Am_Clockwork: instant karma
caprinefox: Spectacle is always turned on.
theonlyangelx: i smell a robot
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
NUTSOFODEN: you know who else had illgotten inheritance? hamlet
theonlyangelx: where's BRONZEN SEXBOMBE
MTGVincent: this board state is why simic is so good
MilkInBag: plaguecrafter is so good
sivakrytos: rakdos not even in that set
sivakrytos: c'mon james
MilkInBag: psychic spiral PogChamp
theonlyangelx: !card Bronze Bombshell
LRRbot: Bronze Bombshell [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/1] | When a player other than Bronze Bombshell's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, Bronze Bombshell deals 7 damage to the player.
Vyous: It's just coiling oracle isn't it? Not coilfang?
whenwearebothcats: cmon grahams deck!
jasonjhe7: card! psychic spiral
SpookySpaghooti: Graham better be running at least 1 Glimpse the Unthinkable
m0nkeyrama: Psychic spiral is neat 👀
r10pez10: coily oily
RainbowPhoenix06: so do all the cards need in the deck need to be from a Ravnica block?
Jorge4hg: graham do it
LRRbot: Notion Thief [2UB] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
MilkInBag: OH NO
Haberdashed: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jorge4hg: YES
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooooo
mastershake29x: @RainbowPhoenix06 yes
incredulouspasserby: Psychic spiral is the secret mill tech
probablynotasupervillain: yessssssssssssssssss
theonlyangelx: seabatTROG
Jacobontherun1: ooof
MilkInBag: woooooooooooooooooooooooow
monakai: Bruuuuuuutall
MuffinsOnAHill: Got em!
Cinntoastmin: ooof
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG lrrHEART
l0gin4me: lol
Haberdashed: It's so glorious!
NexusVoxx: sure is ancestral recall in here
Skudd: Question: Were you guys allowed to play guild-watermarked cards of other guilds if they fit your colors?
w1nsol: Could be worse, could be brainstorm
probablynotasupervillain: F to pay respects
RayFK: Don't forget the mill off the enchantment
Uzumaki15: ouch, that hurts
MilkInBag: dack fayden + notion thief is a beating
nitrodog96: @Skudd yes, Ben just played Precognitive Perception (Azorius watermark) in Izzet
xExtinctBacon: Bwam Bwammm
LRRbot: Death's Presence [5G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control dies, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the power of the creature that died.
mastershake29x: graham has a mill trigger, which he just got
tehcrashxor: Huh. Does Notion Theif let you steal all three draws? It reads like it's just one.
r10pez10: target self
probablynotasupervillain: Dack Fayden plus Leovold is also neat
jasonjhe7: !card psychic spiral
LRRbot: Psychic Spiral [4U] | Instant | Shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library. Target player puts that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.
MilkInBag: @tehcrashxor yes everything
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nitrodog96: @tehcrashxor nah, it replaces all three draws
rogerivany: plagerize works well too
NexusVoxx: @tehcrashxor draw three gets broken down into draw 1 draw 1 draw 1
saintdimmu: Dack Fayden + Notion Thief is nasty
RayFK: Not with watermarks, but you can do it with "theme" (Source: We did it)
theonlyangelx: shout out to #guild-fight
silvalunae: i feel that was intentional tbh
ReverseCreations: Turns out my mom really likes "The Home Show" Crapshot, huh
Skudd: I mean non-watermarked cards would be fair game as well, but yeah fair points.
MilkInBag: @RayFK well you did it WRONG OpieOP
ritchards: The Discord is doing 60 card singleton Guild Fights
m0nkeyrama: LUL
AddamB: show them who's boss, adam xD
radioshackraider: The first three sets absolutely had watermarks
adamjford: Original Ravnica block had guild watermarks
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Jorge4hg: jesus
RayFK: MilkInBag I mean, we did it right enough to do it twice
wtrob: PogChamp
NexusVoxx: there's 115 dimir watermark cards, tbf
nitrodog96: There's actually 93 watermarked Izzet cards from the three Ravnica blocks
Mewr11: First block absolutely had watermarks
natfletchy: oof
Haberdashed: Oh that's sweet
r10pez10: get the dice
SovietPedobear: With the watermarks, no, with flavor related to your guild, very doable.
ritchards: that's Simic
Vyous: loot twice!
theonlyangelx: we're gonna need a bigger dicebag
TheWarbo: Yeah the Discord is doing "non-watermarked is fine, just *other* watermarks is not allowed"
andy_reeed: Y’all just released the Friday Nights and y’all didn’t play the Teysa decks?
RassilonDND: does Adam have simic ascendancy out?
Mewr11: And there are absolutely enough watermarked cards to build *a* deck, there's roughly 100 of each guild
DolGrenn: Notion Thief
jaddboy: different colors! zomg!
Znazl: wow even moooore ramp
Jungie26: Does Biomancer trigger twice?
Carniverous: notion thief
SpookySpaghooti: Kraj is now a 6/8
MilkInBag: if you run Lazav, can you play other watermarks? OpieOP
nitrodog96: Granted, there's things like Downsize, which is... fringe playable in Limited at best.
Zappeljakob: so adam has 6 mana with druid and Kraj? That Ramp...
UnknownGerm: the bar of saop
Haberdashed: Adam has about a billion mana
UnknownGerm: *soap
Vyous: @LoadingReadyRun adam loots twice. The placing and then the doubling are different instances of adding a counter
hoovermonk: Biomancer will trigger twice
radioshackraider: Is everybody running all their Legends?
keltonhicks: yeah six lol
Evochron13: Adam draws twice
DrEinstein99: no cluestone grahm?
Desdae: shouldnt G have drawn instead of adam
sivakrytos: no cluestones?
Rocketfins: Adam doesn’t draw
nurovi: also notion thief
DolGrenn: Adam doesn't draw at all, Graham has Notion Thief
SpookySpaghooti: theyre separate instances Boshy
Vyous: Yes, it counts that way
jasonjhe7: card! benthic biomancer
l0gin4me: Also there is a Notion thiefg
theonlyangelx: yep
hoovermonk: They are placed seperately
SpookySpaghooti: HOLY MOLY
Juliamon: lrrJUDGE
NUTSOFODEN: why did adam get 6 counters?
Cinntoastmin: oof
SpookySpaghooti: thats better than I thought
loki_lxix: yeah Notion Theif is gross
Rocketfins: Notion thief
Cinntoastmin: nopppe
theonlyangelx: nope, it's SUPER strong
MilkInBag: oh no, notion thief is very good
freshmaker__: lol notion thief good
sivakrytos: vintage staple notion theif
MuffinsOnAHill: Thief is really good.
Spectre97: 1 on each then double @NUTSOFODEN
NexusVoxx: @NUTSOFODEN 3 counters, then double couters on the targeted creatures
UnknownGerm: notion thief is BONKERS
Haberdashed: Oh no, Notion Thief is way better than that
chickenace11: Notion thief is evil
kamelion84: lrrWOW
monakai: Notion Thief: generally good card.
cheshire_monkee: lrrSPOOP
Desdae: It also replaces the draw so adam wouldnt draw at all
theonlyangelx: why can't i hold all this value?
SpookySpaghooti: Graham reading the card explains the card
mastershake29x: @NUTSOFODEN spell put counters on creatures, then doubled the counters
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Commander Damage too
Dr_fragenstien: "why can't I hold all this value?"
Digitaldude2: !card notion thief
LRRbot: Notion Thief [2UB] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
Znazl: game 2?
m0nkeyrama: Oh man
AddamB: somebody remove notion thief
Spectre97: I've been hit by Notion Thief into Windfall, it was disgusting
ancientspark: How Dimir; to draw all the cards, screw over other players, and still do nothing
NUTSOFODEN: oh, thoguth it only doubled target creature
sivakrytos: notion thief + dack fayden extra gross
TSturtledove: Commander damage on James
UnknownGerm: inb4 graham puts out party bob
MilkInBag: @Spectre97 i just scoop
m0nkeyrama: This is archenemy now, isn't it seabatBRAIN
Mewr11: Watermark counts for the guilds present: Izzet - 92; Rakdos - 99; Simic - 101; Dimir - 110
theonlyangelx: i miss you Leolock
jasonjhe7: !card benthic biomancer
LRRbot: Benthic Biomancer [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard Mutant [1/1] | {1}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Benthic Biomancer, draw a card, then discard a card.
Zappeljakob: @Spectre97 That sounds really disguisting, I feel sorry for you
m0nkeyrama: James does have 6 commander damge
Znazl: Adam loves veing the brig target early in these
theonlyangelx: At least I've got Lavinilock to take your place
tergonis: electrodominance into something gross?
MilkInBag: not with that attitude james
LRRbot: Dimir Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice Dimir Locket: Draw two cards.
coriolis_storm: How can you hold so much value Graham? lrrAWESOME
chickenace11: This is flavorful for the simic tho everything is big then everything goes wrong
NexusVoxx: but it IS a rule
theonlyangelx: iNCORRECT
loki_lxix: James is WRONG
Znazl: not Infect?!
MilkInBag: what no, play with lifegain and you will regret playing without it
theonlyangelx: It's how I win with my Mirri Prison deck
natfletchy: "We have to kill Adam!" "Ok, I play a Dimir Locket"
probablynotasupervillain: Look at all of these cards in my hand. They could be anything. I guess I'll play this locket
mastershake29x: james in the josh lee kwai school of commander
theonlyangelx: yeah, ben's right
Dr_fragenstien: Devoids cards need to have color identity to prevent color pie breaks
ElektroTal: you rang?
Skudd: Color identity and color are separate, yeah
Bionull: Ben going for the high impact change
monakai: Commander rules pierce all.
m0nkeyrama: They still have the color symbol, unfortunately
Lucaan: James is Josh Lee Kwai in disguise eogNani
freshmaker__: Colour ID counts mana symbols
chickenace11: I would increase the amount of poison needed to kill somebody
MilkInBag: time to bribe baetog, adam stiborski and josh
Jungie26: They have the mana symbols
wiqidbritt: I'd change the hybrid mana rule so you could play them in mono colored decks
redbadge767: How about poison counters in commander?
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hey Shivam lrrAWESOME
Noodles_15: Hybrid is the actual worst rule
ElektroTal: And yes, color identity is one of those things that irks me
Uzumaki15: I would ban flash
theonlyangelx: but also, you'd need the coloured mana to cast it anyway so like... not that busted
r10pez10: commander's a weird format
m0nkeyrama: Hybrid mana is rough in the ruling
Skudd: Commander damage is the one thing in Commander I dislike, personally.
sivakrytos: hybrid's def a bad rule
CleverCrumbish: @chickenace11 Oh shit yes PLEASE
mastershake29x: @Noodles_15 but it confuses serge, so we should keep it
LRRbot: Pontiff of Blight [4BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/7] | Extort / Other creatures you control have extort.
NexusVoxx: color identity being restrictive is the ENTIRE point of the format. dont touch it.
volraths_bane: I'd change hybrid rules, if just for Serges sake
TSturtledove: How does Notion Thief work with BOB?
ushiikun: because reminder text!
whenwearebothcats: yeah hybrid being treated as gold when its monocolour is dumb
jasonjhe7: commander damage can beat most life gain scenarios
ElektroTal: Believe me, i'm gonna try =)
NexusVoxx: @TSturtledove bob doesnt draw, it puts in hand
SketchyDetails: A card that casts for Red and has an activated ability that costs Blue, Its a RED card with a color identity of RED and BLUE
m0nkeyrama: Hybrid mana should be ysable for eaither, yeah
loki_lxix: the rules are fine as is.
NihilismRacoon: Is it weird to like commander exactly how it is right now?
chickenace11: Devoid = colorless in all zone except for deck building
sekunder: is "reminder text doesn't count" reminder text
ElektroTal: lol
radioshackraider: Extort should have been one mana of this creatures colour, not a hybrid. WOuld've made things so much easier
LRRbot: Wrecking Ball [2BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature or land.
whenwearebothcats: all discussion boils down to a lot of people not liking monocolour decks having nice spells
Skudd: Oh good, you guys opened Unhinged
Zappeljakob: uuuuh, unstable booster
ElektroTal: commander is actually incredibly healthy right now, honestly, and i don't expect any boat rocking
Dr_fragenstien: devoid cards are still mechanically their color, is really deosn't make sense to allow off color cards in commander decks
ThePerrBearr: it was unstable pack, wasn't it?
probablynotasupervillain: Adam and Graham just drank in synchronization. Like, same time they lifted their cups, same time they put them down
Awexdio: Graham opened a copy of "Duh"
Sharkfists: so if I don't know the rule, it stops being reminder text?
MrBigBentz: Of course @ElektroTal is in chat, hi Shivam
NexusVoxx: thats an unstable thing aint it
Skudd: The card in question is Duh
ElektroTal: there are probably a few bans coming down, but otherwise
wtrob: !card duh
LRRbot: Duh [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with reminder text.
SpookySpaghooti: @radioshackraider i disagree, wouldve made for a much worse mechanic
silvalunae: wait did you actually get a card explaining reminder text xD
Noodles_15: !flavor duh
azureHaights: D'you think they'll recognize that the minotaur is being crushed by giant parentheses?
mastershake29x: @silvalunae there's been a couple in un-sets
theonlyangelx: threat too early, hurly burly
tergonis: old guard
probablynotasupervillain: I've been playing Judges tower a lot lately. Rules Lawyer is a hell of a drug
NUTSOFODEN: Old Card Rules card?
MilkInBag: no it's the knight from the latest unset
ritchards: this does mean we might get a second game though!
nurovi: I'm getting one minute per frame, anyone else?
silvalunae: ah that makes sense, but still really funny
ThePerrBearr: it was Old Guard
theonlyangelx: threat too late..... guildgate
Znazl: adam with 10 mana possible says he's not big threat More at 11
LRRbot: Melek, Izzet Paragon [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Weird Wizard [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast the top card of your library if it's an instant or sorcery card. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
ElektroTal: Ironically, Graham, I was just about to close the window and head home when you called me back =)
Skudd: Did they explain reminder text again in Unstable?
Decaped: !card Rule's lawyer
LRRbot: Rules Lawyer [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor [1/1] | State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard …
TheOrigamiGamer: The best reason imo for not increasing poison damage more than ten is because we have cards with reminder text that says if a player has 10 or more poison counters they lose the game. Increasing it to twenty or whatever makes things more confusing.
theonlyangelx: look, not every one is a winner
chickenace11: Devoid plus protection from colors is great. now my thing that cast for black can block your animar
r10pez10: show us your secrets
DiscordianTokkan: !card Old Guard
LRRbot: Old Guard [1W] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Soldier [2/1] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
TheWarbo: !card old guard
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
GoblinRanger: the bird friend
Sorteur: Old Guard?
NexusVoxx: blue flybird
JA_Pinkerton: murmuring mystic has the coolest art
Baldrash: That bird is so fly.
Znazl: dat bird so flyy
MilkInBag: BIRD UP
howlinglotus: Nice Bird
radioshackraider: @SpookySpaghooti It'd have made it easier from a rules perspective. And considering the only cards that have it are W/B anyway, it wouldn't have changed much.
jasonjhe7: fake birds ftw
TwilitLugia: Devoid is a ability, therefore does not affect color identity. It also does not make sense for it to affect color identity.
Gaaaaooo: anneLurk anneLurk anneLurk anneLurk anneLurk
grim_monolith: Legalize Ranch
DiscordianTokkan: Cyborg Soldier is a great creature type
natfletchy: Bird's the word
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Young Flyromancer
HondoTrigger: Ben playing blue? everything's changing and I'm scared
minksterella_: I wonder if anyone considered running one of the nephilim as a commander
Blasteg: I feel like Adam and James should have a truce and start hitting other people
theonlyangelx: Dimir doing dimir stuff
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NexusVoxx: ben's an izzet spells player on and off
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Varrey: Nephilim is... not legendary?
freshmaker__: I've definitely cast notion thief into a wheel. It's a heck of a thing.
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RayFK: and they were roommates!
m0nkeyrama: In the tank
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE
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Skudd: Hm. I'm trying to figure out if it would be possible to win with Biovisionary in this format.
seth_erickson: he's still playing red so everything's alright
Galactic_pain: I mean, its ability is a may
theonlyangelx: waht?!
chickenace11: Thanks for the sub Goblinranger
underhill33: big same
theonlyangelx: no!
ArkhamArchivist: rad
Varrey: Hangedman: Weird Twitter, aka twitter
tenthtechpriest: it turns out people like variety
TheWarbo: idgi Graham
MilkInBag: if I dont play my favorite color combination, i pout and stop playing
Dr_fragenstien: izzet spells is a real different way to play magic compared to other deck types, it's a refreshing change of pace
theonlyangelx: lrrBEEJ
probablynotasupervillain: Biovisionary plus Progenitor Mimic
UnknownGerm: I run 4 colour storm in Arena, but I very rarely play bule otherwise
RonnyConcrete: My favourite deck atm is Izzet in EDH :p Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain Eggs/Storm
HondoTrigger: it's because you poo-poo Blue all the time ben Kappa
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mastershake29x: playing games because you like them, what is this?
UnknownGerm: *blue
NUTSOFODEN: i always draft rakdos, even when im trying not
Twilight_Spark: Seems good.
TehAmelie: i blink and half the players lose over half their life
natfletchy: I always end up in the Azorious Butt deck
Fluffasaurus: hmmm
Gaaaaooo: Wait, I thought James retired from commander :O
GoblinRanger: Np @chickenace11
freshmaker__: turns out people arent 1 dimensional cutouts who can only like a single thing.
jasonjhe7: i drafted esper in rna 3 times in a row
LRRbot: Simic Manipulator [1UU] | Creature — Mutant Wizard [0/1] | Evolve / {T}, Remove one or more +1/+1 counters from Simic Manipulator: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of +1/+1 counters removed this way.
ampharos15: @nexusvoxx ah okay since the rules committee isn’t tied to WotC I didn’t know if they had a different timeline
TheWarbo: I love the Azorius butts deck
TheGoozler: I'd be on depose / deploy p1p1
JorgeDubya: Biovisionary + Helm of the Host
chickenace11: I have a deck that you might like ben
SpookySpaghooti: I fucking love Evolve
MilkInBag: Simic Ma Nep Nep ulator
RassilonDND: skyguard all day if the rare is trash
radioshackraider: Oh wow, I haven't seen one of those in a long time.
gallows_humor: @Gaaaaooo has a point. Didn't James retire champion?
mastershake29x: @Gaaaaooo commander is like pro wrestling, retirement just means a short break
TehAmelie: can anyone tell me how many turns have been played?
Zappeljakob: Biovisionary + Progenitor Mimic
MilkInBag: 5?
m0nkeyrama: evolve is neat
Varrey: FN James retired from commander, but after that came back to play a Krenko EDH deck
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
jeff_sg: azorius is where i have done best with draft
SpookySpaghooti: @TehAmelie many
NexusVoxx: @TehAmelie idk 7 or 8?
Evochron13: @LoadingReadyRun to note: serifina is actually running a tournament where we are doing something very similar with guild watermarked and non watermarked but limited to within the guild. there is definitely enough to do 100 cards though not incredibly high quality
ushiikun: All of the Simic abilities across the sets work so well together.
r10pez10: amelie, a rough way to tell is count the lands
TehAmelie: i see
Varrey: It was in the episode where Paul organized all the tokens in a COMPLETELY NORMAL way
seth_erickson: dredge is sweet especially the no mana version
jasonjhe7: you can play mirko now
Lucaan: Evolve was one of the first mechanics I ever built a deck around
SpookySpaghooti: Ultimate Price?
NexusVoxx: @ushiikun beacuse they're all basically evergreen
loki_lxix: undergrowth was underwhelming
UnknownGerm: Dredge was fantastic, scavenge was crap undergrowth was..fine
Dr_fragenstien: there aren't very many cards with undergrowth that are good in commander
theonlyangelx: just how they do it
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah Black Green has always been my colors, but Golgari didn't really do it for me this time around
DMGlol: adapt is pretty ResidentSleeper tho
Hangedman: Lukewarm take: Adapt being interactive makes it way more interesting than Monstrous despite the bad press
NexusVoxx: @ushiikun various ways to put +1 counters in places
GoblinRanger: odd that simic is unchanging, that seems wrong somehow
radioshackraider: @Evochron13 That sounds like great fun, and a much better idea than the 10 player commander game I want to do
PaperDoopliss: Undergrowth would have been fine if there were good undergrowth cards
minksterella_: Wait, that flavor text isnt ravnica
andy_reeed: Is budget gates the cheapest standard deck rn?
Evochron13: @radioshackraider do you have 24 hours to play your game?
Skudd: Ok yeah after a quick look Biovisionary is entirely doable in Ravnica-only Commander.
minksterella_: Thats a khans card?
PaperDoopliss: @andy_reeed Probably mono blue tempo
Blasteg: !card notion thief
LRRbot: Notion Thief [2UB] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
Varrey: I mean, I started in RTR and Simic has both my hearts, but I've been having more fun with Gruul in RNA
LRRbot: Dimir Doppelganger [1UB] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/2] | {1}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Dimir Doppelganger becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.
Zappeljakob: Ultimate Price was in Gatecrash
m0nkeyrama: ultimate price was originally from a ravnica set
Evochron13: ultimate price has had multiple printings minksterella
TehAmelie: Fastbond is hella banned right?
NexusVoxx: @minksterella_ originally from RTR
radioshackraider: @Evochron13 I've been working on ways to speed up the game. It also helps that each deck gets an infite combo
mastershake29x: @minksterella_ originally from gatecrash
SovietPedobear: Ultimate price was in return to ravnica
NexusVoxx: @TehAmelie yes
r10pez10: oh hey it's lazav
cheshire_monkee: ooo
ampharos15: @loadingreadyrun hey Paul how do you guys decide what to do on FNPF?
mastershake29x: @minksterella_ or some ravnica set
incredulouspasserby: Graham’s deck is the one I’ve always wanted to play. And have! In very competitive metas and have never done well with it.
NexusVoxx: you got eyes everywhere
Varrey: Aren't ALL of these characters Lazav?
LRRbot: Hellhole Flailer [1BR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/2] | Unleash / {2}{B}{R}, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
theonlyangelx to the tune of Ass Everywhere
silenceaux: I mean, suddenly a 6/6 flample (depending on which Rakdos) can be pretty good.
rennz17: Hi chat
EspersJundWolf: Greetings from snowy New Mexico!
jasonjhe7: not real birds
volraths_bane: Haunt of hightower triggers off mill, do it
theonlyangelx: classic bob
Znazl: getting bobbed
MillerDark: James didn't draw
MuffinsOnAHill: Live by the Bob. Die by the Bob.
Varrey: lrrFINE
Radyin: There have been 14 guild mechanics (with the repeat of Convoke). How many of guilds have their best mechanic in GRN/RNA?
RassilonDND: did Graham play the party Bob?
ElektroTal: Alright dudes, have a good evening!
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
azureHaights: It's funny, because James was the one rubbing Alex's nose in the Dark Tutelage
NihilismRacoon: James needs to draw
I_Am_Clockwork: Night @ElektroTal have a good evening :)
RassilonDND: been taking credit for chat!
RassilonDND: *ben
NexusVoxx: @Radyin Dimir, Rakdos, Izzet, i'd say
radioshackraider: @Radyin Isn't it 29? Convoke was the only repeat mechanic across the 3 blocks, and each guild had it's own mechanic in each block?
WonderfulGlory: Your fingernails look great Ben!
LoadingReadyRun: ampharos15 no special way, we try to do a commander game and Draft and a Highlander game each month, but the specific formats are just whatever we feel like
m0nkeyrama: James is spreading the love lrrHEART
jasonjhe7: yay! new ral!
Koshindan: Shouldn't Graham be getting Jame's draw step cards because of Bob?
Field94: Bob does not draw
SirSlipps: hey everyone, hope you're doing well tonight :)
e_bloc: yeah digging Ben's mani
silenceaux: Ral, "The Other One" Zarek?
m0nkeyrama: bob isn't card draw
NexusVoxx: @Koshindan bob doesnt draw cards, he just puts them in your hand
Koshindan: Okay.
Znazl: I mean graham does owe him for trying to kill that one one
Mowdownjoe: Wait, Ben playing a counter? What's going on here?
Radyin: @radioshackraider You’re right. I was counting five guilds in each set rather than all ten.
natfletchy: This game needs more Yargle
TheWarbo: I still want a card that says "whenever you would draw a card, instead put the top card of your library into your hand"
Field94: Kinda like how Flying is not "can only be blocked by creatures with flying" so Green can have flying Kappa
voslan: @Mowdownjoe i would tell you, but it will ruin the suprise.
MuffinsOnAHill: The card draw off of Bob is...Confidential.
NexusVoxx: @TheWarbo oh boy lemme put it next to my Sylvan Library
ninja_theory_ashrams: Friday Night Beard Fight, looking sharp LRR
jasonjhe7: you can make your own birds
radioshackraider: @Radyin It's an easy mistake to make.
UnknownGerm: TheWarbo that gets around dying by drawing from an empty library, so I doubt that'll ever happen
silenceaux: Goodbye Haunty
ushiikun: @TheWarbo The UB Taigam from C17 kind of does that
NexusVoxx: @UnknownGerm i mean there are ways areound that already, underrealm lich for one
fishmanfishfish: oh no i got so hype for the big brain but instead large brain
TheWarbo: UnknownGerm Oh yeah, it's not a thing I every expect to get
ampharos15: @loadingreadyrun oh okay, after Jeremy explained why he has C’s on his card sleeves in canlander I was wondering if you guys ever thought about seeing if he’d stream a draft of his cube.. seems to have some really spicy cards in it and I think it’d be really fun to watch
stupickles___: OSFrog
silenceaux: Frizard
caprinefox: Frizard?
radioshackraider: The Frizzard is king
NUTSOFODEN: alphabettically
UnknownGerm: NexusVoxx true, I meant it more as that being the *only* effect of the card
Skudd: As we learned in that one Friday Nights episode
josh_le_crafter: king gizzard and the frog lizard
DrEinstein99: king gizzard and the lizzard wizzard?
tehcrashxor: Organized alphabetically by artist name
fishmanfishfish: Adam could also have removed 0 counters to take the clone in response to the trigger i think?
NexusVoxx: its not multicolored tho?
kpiozero: King frizzard?
underhill33: Frog Lizards are just green
TheWarbo: ushiikun Right, but I want the ability to do *absolutely nothing else*
whenwearebothcats: yeah seeing some cube on stream would be sweet
NexusVoxx: its just green
Evochron13: wait i thought beej sorting tokens was just a bit not an actual thing
stupickles___: the all new dq frizzard
hotgreenflames: mono green token?
azureHaights: So, not using Paul's system
LRRbot: Duskmantle Seer [2UB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library, loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost, then puts it into their hand.
Koshindan: Didn't the Doppleganger still have summoning sickness anyways?
azureHaights: (yes I understand that FN is fictional and all that)
Skudd: Party Bob!
theonlyangelx: party BOB loves to PARTY
Lucaan: Two bobs PogChamp
Jorge4hg: party booooooooooob
Spectre97: James is going to get stabbed by a legion of Bobs
Znazl: 2 bobs PogChamp
Blasteg: @tehcrashxor oof. Who let Beej sort the token?
Baldrash: Party Bob!
chickenace11: James is dead now
m0nkeyrama: Double bob seabatTROG
RassilonDND: yes!! called the party Bob!
Silver__Knight_: party booooob!!!!
caprinefox: So you can Bob while you Bob
gsjbuffalo: Black blue green gray red white!
Intrepid_Colin: Lett's see if Party Bob parties as hard for Graham as he did Cam
phorrestgaze: kill james with party bob?
theonlyangelx: hehehehe
silenceaux: Ooof
silenceaux: Dagger Caster: extremely not worth 4 life
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whenwearebothcats: what kind of edh decks can 'safely' play Bob?
radioshackraider: Petition to rename party bob Andrew W.K
theonlyangelx: how much lifegain you runnin in your rakdos deck friendo :P
Mowdownjoe: Oooof.... Bob in EDH... ow.
whenwearebothcats: Is the average costing cost just too high?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
JerecoPlays: James need to draw. Again.
UnknownGerm: James needs to draw again
LRRbot: Rakdos Guildgate | Land — Gate | Rakdos Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
josh_le_crafter: Why is twitch showing me fortnite... twitch pls
SirSlipps: WB usually has more lifegain/lifelink
Jorge4hg: draw?
Feminine_Desires: James clearly not an EDH player while he runs bob.
Lucaan: James, at least you'll die with a full grip. eogWelp
UnknownGerm: JerecoPlays Jinx!
SirSlipps: so Bob isn't as risky
NexusVoxx: @whenwearebothcats sui black?
JerecoPlays: lol
silverstar216: @whenwearebothcats the one that plays the 1/1 cleric that you can play tons of and sac 6 to get a demon
josh_le_crafter: adam pls
NihilismRacoon: James draw pls
theonlyangelx: i'd run bob in like.... a 1-2-3 drop deck :P
Evochron13: "if you didn't want us to let dark confidant kill you, you shouldn't have put it in your deck" this has some poetic irony
Intrepid_Colin: Live by the Bob, die by the Bob
NexusVoxx: james is a dagger caster caster
seth_erickson: !card shadowborne apostle
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
whenwearebothcats: @silverstar216 shadowborn apostle?
r10pez10: don't break my bob, my achey breaky bob
silverstar216: @whenwearebothcats yeah that one
josh_le_crafter: that isn't a spell
seth_erickson: !shadowborn apostle
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: will there be a game two?
I_Am_Clockwork: the new froglizard card is green-blue
seth_erickson: oops time to give that up
MuffinsOnAHill: Competitive EDH decks sometimes can run Bob.
I_Am_Clockwork: I can understand the confusion
silverstar216: !card shadowborn apostle
LRRbot: Shadowborn Apostle [B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | A deck can have any number of cards named Shadowborn Apostle. / {B}, Sacrifice six creatures named Shadowborn Apostle: Search your library for a Demon creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
theonlyangelx: mrgrgr
azureHaights: So, if Seer is "Party Bob", does that make Confidant "Business Bob"
mastershake29x: @paulsnotsogoodlookinghat depends how long this one goes
Evochron13: at this rate hopefully muffin
whenwearebothcats: i was thinking of putting that in a clericy-demon deck, dunno if I can play Bob or not.
Blasteg: Why is that card called Bob?
theclawmasheen: Did IGH trigger?
r10pez10: for the person who designed it
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg it's an invitational card designed by Bob Maher
Raithencore235: Notion Thief is still there, it's just in a fun new frog form!
mastershake29x: @Blasteg named after bob maher, who designed it for winning an invitational
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: alright just asking because i came in and james is already almost daed
Intrepid_Colin: @azureHaights Is their a Bob that is party in the back, business up front. The mullet Bob
LRRbot: Char [2R] | Instant | Char deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
ThorSokar: partybob is so high right now
theonlyangelx: oh noooo, the party!
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Mattmitchell45: Party Bob is EXHAUSTING
Tempest2097: @Intrepid_Colin So you only perm the back of your hair?
NexusVoxx: whichcord?
nightwingmisthawk: Can party bob raise the already raised roof?
NexusVoxx: new ral is basically Shadows Jace
Phosphatide: avachar
Znazl: he go boom on creatures
kirbytronic: If someone dies via Party Bob, you summon Monarch Cameron
UnknownGerm: honestly new Ral is pretty scary
RassilonDND: don't let him have it!
radioshackraider: I super need that Ral, as well as Vraska and Domri.
r10pez10: is that no-border Ral
TheOneCalledStu: melek copies are those only from top decking?
theonlyangelx: he likes to PARTY
NexusVoxx: @TheOneCalledStu yes
theonlyangelx: also, looks like a good time :P
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TheOneCalledStu: couldnt rememember
FlyingUltraCar: Ral, Ral, Ral Zarek, Viceroy of the Izzet League
LRRbot: Ral, Izzet Viceroy [3UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [5] | +1: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / −3: Ral, Izzet Viceroy deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this emblem deals 4 damage to any target and you draw two cards."
SirSlipps: I hope James has Twilight Prophet :P
azureHaights: @Intrepid_Colin Well, the reprint of Confidant is Party On the Left, Business On the Right
whenwearebothcats: Bob seems strong in the lie on the couch meta
UnknownGerm: Toe to tip, that's a Ral
FlyingUltraCar: There was a cat that could nag your thoughts
r10pez10: does ben have to do the VO lines
tehcrashxor: Architect of THOT?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Jace, Architect of Thought
LRRbot: Jace, Architect of Thought [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [4] | +1: Until your next turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn. / −2: Reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library in any order. / −8: For each player, search that player's library for a nonland card and exile it, then that player…
NexusVoxx: you dont reveal
Dr_fragenstien: it's not on the top of his library
ninja_theory_ashrams: look does not reveal
FlyingUltraCar: Ral, Ral, Ral Zarek, Izzet's Beacon Bolt machine / You'll win the game if his emblem goes off
NexusVoxx: its still the second of your library
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: does anyone have any good deck lists for red blue artifacts for standard
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aitsu100: its not a draw ben you put it in habd
Lucaan: You can't cause Ben said so eogNani
m0nkeyrama: Yooo
NexusVoxx: aw ye
Znazl: LUL
voslan: It's ya Boy Ral, the Lightning wizzard!!
loki_lxix: lrrGARBO
m0nkeyrama: Woooow James
Feminine_Desires: @paulsnotsogoodlookinghat sadly you can't really do much without Kaladesh.
whenwearebothcats: burn
r10pez10: big yes
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Lucaan: Friday Night Slap Fight PogChamp
theonlyangelx: hehehe
LRRbot: Vorel of the Hull Clade [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Merfolk [1/4] | {G}{U}, {T}: Double the number of each kind of counter on target artifact, creature, or land.
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
FireBasilisk53: seabatYIKES
Hangedman: several of my nicknames got in, still proud/embarrassed by 'Thicc Clouds'
SpookySpaghooti: YES VOREL
chickenace11: I was doing some googling for the guilds nicknames and found that a viceroy is either a governor or a butterfly
UnknownGerm: rooDab
Zaraka00: Oh god I won a commander game with simic ascendency real fast the other day
loki_lxix: TableHere TableHere
theonlyangelx: so... many counters
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: @feminine_desires thanks for the advice ill look into it
Field94: ITS MAH BOI
Iperithon: doesn't vorel not hit enchantments?
r10pez10: Vorel Hulldron Clader
korvys: It does work well, but do note that you can't target Ascendency with Vorel
LRRbot: Dimir Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target sorcery spell. / • Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. / • Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Put one back and the rest into that player's graveyard.
NexusVoxx: @Iperithon correct.
Blasteg: !card simic ascendency
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Feminine_Desires: @paulsnotsogoodlookinghat as in, there isn't one in standard, because Kaladesh doesn't exist.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
Feminine_Desires: Doesn't exist in standard that is
theonlyangelx: we really need another mirrodin/newphyrexia block so we can do Guild Fight but with a different plane
TheWarbo: chickenace11 roy is king, like "royal," so a vice-roy is a vice-king. And a viceroy butterfly is called that because it pretends to be a monarch butterfly.
theonlyangelx: i guess i could do a dominaria deck :P
UnknownGerm: that would have been a hit for 5 off bob, so...
silenceaux: Carnival / Carnage would have been Quite Bad to hit with Bob tho so that all evens out
korvys: @Iperithon Correct, but he still puts counters on other things which Ascendency likes
freshmaker__: well you dodged a 5 drop on bob.
Feminine_Desires: You're best off waiting for the arena-format that includes Kaladesh onwards.
NexusVoxx: yes, split is sum
chickenace11: @TheWarbo that make sense now
r10pez10: what's the difference between a -2/-2 aura and a midweek RSVP?
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
Zappeljakob: I don't believe they will includfe Kaladesh in the Standard+, not with Copycat and Marvel
MalBeam: an orzhov card in a dimir deck?
NexusVoxx: @r10pez10 ones a dead weight and the others a Wed. date
aussie_rob_w: I miss Fuse.
hd_dabnado: oh no, one of adams cards is upside down...
Mewr11: WAOW
whenwearebothcats: @theonlyangelx I'd be really surprised if we're not heading to lorwyn, tarkir and theros pretty soon, so plenty of blocks to build from
Blasteg: So how many Gate Colloseums are in today's 4 decks?
theonlyangelx: true, i'd enjoy tarkir themed decks :P
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg probably 0, considering only 2 gates are legal in each deck
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axare123: bed-evil
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: does anyone remember when cam hit himself for game with bob
Tempest2097: Doesn't Bob beat the devil OUT of things though?
TheWarbo: Be Devil.
Tempest2097: Specifically paintbrushes?
freshmaker__: belightly bedevilish, seymour
Snes_Controller: Oh no, he has his AirPods in!
silenceaux: I wish that putting other cards into a sleeve wasn't low-key cheating. Putting tokens into the sleeve of a card that make that token would be really good.
LRRbot: Lyzolda, the Blood Witch [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Lyzolda, the Blood Witch deals 2 damage to any target if the sacrificed creature was red. Draw a card if the sacrificed creature was black.
NexusVoxx: M'bendo
silenceaux: Oh hey Lizzy
theonlyangelx: byebye boob
theonlyangelx: *bob
azureHaights: Distendo Bibendum? Is that like a flat tire man?
loki_lxix: nope
seth_erickson: is that the new rakdos leader
Mewr11: Wait, bob's not red
Zappeljakob: no damage, only draw
thraximore: bob is black
theonlyangelx: eh, or boob, i'm not your doctor
ancientspark: It's not red, it doesn't do damage
aussie_rob_w: I hope nobody kills Bob. He’s a pillar of the game!
silenceaux: Lyzolda doesn't get to ping anything. Bob's just black.
thraximore: no red
JerecoPlays: Just draw.
shdragon: Bob's not red, you only draw
silenceaux: Er. shock.
Desdae: he only draws
whenwearebothcats: @silenceaux if every card in your deck has two cards in the sleeve, might be okay in casual play
alphastorm_mtg: not red
MalBeam: bob isn't red
Dr_fragenstien: only deals damage if the sacced creatures is red
IanJacek: bob isnt red
bl1ghtn1n6: not a red creature
ryder0802: Bob isn't red!!!
saintdimmu: NO PING!
RassilonDND: Bob isn't red
Silver__Knight_: That isn't how that workds
ancientspark: Bob isn't red, no damage
mastershake29x: james just draws
one_last_time_: not red
radioshackraider: Did you know that there's only two cards that make B/R tokens, and one of them is Jund? Lyzolda is a rough commander
m0nkeyrama: Goat there
Silver__Knight_: proceed to cheat step
nightwingmisthawk: Not red tho
Lucaan: Chat, they get it
Dr_fragenstien: it seems like an easy card ti misread
Tempest2097: Milled Frystic?
Griffin_miner: adam i love you
Snes_Controller: Wow, that's an old meme
loki_lxix: Cheat step activated
Mowdownjoe: Weirdly enough, you do still need to target something if the creature wasn't red.
aussie_rob_w: Lyzolda has complicated text.
ninja_theory_ashrams: i think she quit her residency
redeysau: Frilled Missedit
josh_le_crafter: It's the DJ PG!
IanJacek: UNDER CITY I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!
aussie_rob_w: These days they’d probably find a way to word that differently.
Lucaan: Secrets eogNani
kirbytronic: Adam is great
silverstar216: @radioshackraider get red tokens, then play the enchantment that turns everything black
natfletchy: I wonder how Lyzolda and Judith get along
hotgreenflames: lotta not spells in bens izzet deck justsayin
Tempest2097: @Snes_Controller It's an older meme sir, but it still checks out. I was about to clear it.
LRRbot: Djinn Illuminatus [5{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Djinn [3/5] | Flying / Each instant and sorcery spell you cast has replicate. The replicate cost is equal to its mana cost.
Blasteg: Is top of deck revealed an upside or dwonside?
aussie_rob_w: Adam IS great.
SpookySpaghooti: waiting for the surprise musical act of the night, King Xicor and the War Boar
Snes_Controller: Played by Will Smith
Znazl: TheIlluminati
minksterella_: I wonder if these are the first commander decks ever built without sol ring
m0nkeyrama: Indeed he is
aussie_rob_w: All four of these guys are great.
Simonark: She still has no legal standing as an adult, Vegas or no
radioshackraider: @silverstar216 That's a great idea, but that enchantment is not an easy find these days
RassilonDND: do you really need a target if it's not a red creature sacced? that seems illogical
m0nkeyrama: LRR is great
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NickTheDM: @natfletchy I believe Lyzolda is super dead...but otherwise great!
Almost_Alaska: All the LRR people seem rather awesome. :)
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg in this case an upside since he can castit sometimes
SpookySpaghooti: So Ben can copy his instants and sorceries twice?
MilkInBag: more like Mehlek
SpookySpaghooti: at minimum?
LRRbot: Omnispell Adept [4U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | {2}{U}, {T}: You may cast an instant or sorcery card from your hand without paying its mana cost.
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti one copy from melek if its topdeck, then canpay for additional single copies
natfletchy: @NickTheDM Bolas may soon change that
badefolux: The fact that Melek is still alive is astounding.
IanJacek: in response I top
theonlyangelx: that's so sweet
kirbytronic: Ral and Malek on the board together? How long before Ral betrays him
VikingEngineering : This was always the issue I had with Melek... really puts a squeeze on your ability to play fun none-spell cards.
Almost_Alaska: Does James still keep his copy of Stybs' Pauper Cube together?
Lucaan: I just realized that Cyclonic Rift is still legal in this game. eogOh
NUTSOFODEN: experiemental fremzy doesnt seem all that experimental since they aleady did the same ffect but on a ripped ooze man
SpookySpaghooti: what did James do???
SirSlipps: lrrJUDGE Adam looks nice every day
Jorge4hg: james too strong
NickTheDM: @natfletchy To bring back a random witch from 70 years ago? I mean sure why not. Plans are weird.
SpookySpaghooti: yeah Ral fucking kills Melek
m0nkeyrama: James said no @SpookySpaghooti
HondoTrigger: what are you talking about? you're winning ben, your shirt is red and your nails are blue :)
SovietPedobear: eogAhh Cyclonic Rift eogAhh
Lucaan: NotLikeThis
SpookySpaghooti: #BlameJames
ryder0802: How dare you Ben!
Znazl: my enemies enemy is my friend
theonlyangelx: play to win
thraximore: ral's a racist :(
hotgreenflames: new legendary card, James, Camera Finder
Zappeljakob: Ral literally killed, as soon as he was ready to start the Dragon's Maze
Bionull: Agreed @VikingEngineering. You want the synergy cards for lasting value, but you can't go down on spell density. My deck pretty much only actually wins with Mana Geyser.
Sasu010: is this still the 1st game?
freshmaker__: it's unfun, but its extremely strong and legal, so why wouldn't you?
radioshackraider: So chat, I made £100 today by selling Magic cards
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES Adam
Griffin_miner: adam youre so funny
mastershake29x: cyclonic rift is just good
wafflesoup: Yeah Rift is the best card in the format
niccus: rip melek, shortest-lived character to have a legendary card
Snes_Controller: Ral is to Melek as I am to a vanilla shake
SpookySpaghooti: Melek, the character that only barely exists
RassilonDND: I feel like cyclonic rift is just a strong breeze that messes up all your magic cards
loki_lxix: expropriate is the best card c/rift is second
thraximore: dayum Adam
MrPhlip: You werent expect... dammit Adam
ryder0802: Stop Adam...
SpookySpaghooti: @Snes_Controller meaning you devour it out of jealousy?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
cheshire_monkee: Party Bob
SirSlipps: seabatYIKES
Znazl: yeah
Griffin_miner: one more adam pun and i sub
kirbytronic: He like, he likes to party
Snes_Controller: @SpookySpaghooti Why does it get to be so smooth and delicious...
Lucaan: James is going to die to Bob one way or another
xhres2: what's party bob?
TheWarbo: Looking at the player cams, it does make sense that Graham is the one placying with Spectacles
thraximore: thank you adam
silenceaux: None of us are getting out of this alive
RassilonDND: party Bob + take another turn :)
HondoTrigger: Adam's died over 20k times in I wanna be the boshy
Donutholez: we all gonna die some time
Raithencore235: I think they agreed to now play Cyclonic Rift tonight
loki_lxix: Duskmantle Seer
josh_le_crafter: maybe you'll die in a blaze of glory, and reveal rakdos
Raithencore235: not
aussie_rob_w: It’s fine James, you’ve got what you need
IanJacek: My name is also Bob, and I like to party.
NexusVoxx: @xhres2 duskmantle seer
m0nkeyrama: oh my
niccus: on the plus side, since ben wants james to die from (a) bob, he's safe from random burn
theonlyangelx: bwehhehehehe
xhres2: thanks chat!
LRRbot: Rakdos's Return [XBR] | Sorcery | Rakdos's Return deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards X cards.
MalBeam: we're all going to die. some of us just choose to pursue greatness at any cost
theonlyangelx: HA
m0nkeyrama: oof
theonlyangelx: oofa
Lucaan: Dang
aussie_rob_w: Are they using Carbon? Or a custom thing?
Jorge4hg: ouch
radioshackraider: Spectacle is the best Rakdos mechanic.
MilkInBag: hi
aussie_rob_w: For life totals?
thraximore: inb4 they're playing cyclonic in the three blue decks
control_rig: Oooowwwww
natfletchy: oof
silenceaux: Blam
m0nkeyrama: that's definitely a card
Lancer827: brutal
Stumpy0311777: I got a nasty Magic pull a couple days ago. Bought a booster box of Aether Revolt and in my first pack I pulled a Masterpiece Wurmcoil Engine!!!
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SpookySpaghooti: 5 cards is a yikes
Mewr11: That's a big yikes from me, dawg
MalBeam: seabatYIKES
JerecoPlays: That's a yyikes from me dog.
loki_lxix: it will not save you Turner
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SpookySpaghooti: Rakdos is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of ass
xblueboy12x: nice storm count
SpookySpaghooti: nice
MCstringer: I love that Adam has yet to pay 3 mana to put a counter on a creature to grow his Ascendancy.
hotgreenflames: while you were playing magic, Rakdos studied the blade
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: james this is why we cant have nice things
LRRbot: Notion Thief [2UB] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
LRRbot: Grisly Spectacle [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature. Its controller puts a number of cards equal to that creature's power from the top of their library into their graveyard.
LRRbot: Doom Whisperer [3BB] | Creature — Nightmare Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Pay 2 life: Surveil 2.
LRRbot: Twisted Justice [4UB] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. You draw cards equal to that creature's power.
Znazl: oooo
Griffin_miner: rip doom
natfletchy: barf
RassilonDND: did party Bob live?
ritchards: did G take 5?
radioshackraider: What is Graham keeping to pitch such power?
MalBeam: twisted justice is my wrestling finisher
loki_lxix: Doom Whisperer is my BOY
theonlyangelx: do ravnican vampires live or are they undead? the line is blurry
aussie_rob_w: Duskmantle Seer feels like bait. The unknown is the kicker, I’m sure.
Snes_Controller: "This is Party Bob, the tough guy of the group! Don't get on his bad side!"
Lancer827: That will end you all...
Lancer827: should be dealt with
Dr_fragenstien: Bob: "Who are you?" Party Bob: "I'm you, but party"
ayirbudd: oh dang i forgot about the paper fight! whats up everyone??
Znazl: LUL
LRRbot: Izzet Guildgate | Land — Gate | Izzet Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
chickenace11: well izzet a guildgat?
MalBeam: but is it a guildgate?
Fluffasaurus: I love the colour of Ben's nails
ayirbudd: izzet? it is
SpookySpaghooti: Graham is bluffing obviously, classic Dimir tactics
banachspacebar: am I counting right or is Graham stuck on 5?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
MilkInBag: ben is totally confused by blue
NUTSOFODEN: Everyone should have gotten the basics from the new Guild Kits for lands
silenceaux: Ascendancy also gets a counter, right?
Znazl: yeah it should
PaperDoopliss: Ascendancy counter
m0nkeyrama: it should, yeah
loki_lxix: well he is on 5 lands but has locket
ThorSokar: So, Graham kept a land...
RassilonDND: watch graham just have kept a dimir guild gate.
Lancer827: Yes you do!
Willbrannon: Cyclonic rift would be good here
ayirbudd: so whats the commander theme here?
MilkInBag: but cyclonic rift is not fun :(
thraximore: ravnica
UnknownGerm: lewd
Lucaan: Ravnica sets only, ayirbudd
aussie_rob_w: Plagiarize is my favourite blue spell tbh.
SpookySpaghooti: @ayirbudd Ravnica cards only
mastershake29x: @ayirbudd cards from the ravnica sets
I_Am_Clockwork: Flangle on your Dingle is my Wintergarten coverband?
loki_lxix: cyclonic rift is the most fun
bl1ghtn1n6: @ayirbudd all the cards are from ravnica sets
Jorge4hg: all ravnica
ayirbudd: nice!!
NUTSOFODEN: only cards printed in ravnica blocks
Donutholez: is cyclonic rift even in ravnica?
ayirbudd: sounds fu
r10pez10: mass manipulation probs
m0nkeyrama: Cyclonic rift is RTR
aerohydra: yes
NexusVoxx: @I_Am_Clockwork nice
Castekken: Ye
ayirbudd: fun*?
banachspacebar: RTR, @Donutholez
mastershake29x: @Donutholez yup
Castekken: Overload is all ravnica
aussie_rob_w: Cyclonic Rift is fun because Reverberate exists.
NUTSOFODEN: overload is a izzet mechanic
theonlyangelx: you have demons tho
kirbytronic: Yes, Overload was an Izzet mechanic
MilkInBag: thank you graham
Mewr11: Graham, you literally just discarded a demon
sivakrytos: it's also an izzet card
niccus: well yeah, the demon is red-black
MalBeam: graham's not a demon, he just summons them
azureHaights: Well no, that's James
I_Am_Clockwork: @NexusVoxx I'm gald that one landed
Feminine_Desires: why is cyclonic rift hated more than just any other wrath?
Znazl: SA counter
Lucaan: Graham has a soul. And is also probably going to lose to Cyclonic Rift...
aussie_rob_w: @feminine_desires because it’s not symmetrical.
ushiikun: @Feminine_Desires Because it is one sided
radioshackraider: @Feminine_Desires It's one-sided
mastershake29x: @Feminine_Desires because it doesn't affect your stuff
loki_lxix: because a dumb?
chickenace11: @Feminine_Desires because you are going to have to discard
Dr_fragenstien: @Feminine_Desires because it's one sided and instant
aussie_rob_w: That’s why.
theonlyangelx: @Feminine_Desires i have no idea
Donutholez: sweet, who is the criminal running it? either adam or ben, coz graham says he doesnt
NexusVoxx: @Feminine_Desires doent hit your own board, clears more than creatures
NUTSOFODEN: Grahm should have told everyone he was playing selesnya, then brought the dimir deck
ritchards: I hope Adam has Lizrog
SpookySpaghooti: @Feminine_Desires yes
Fofo57007: its one sided
LRRbot: Renegade Krasis [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/2] | Evolve / Whenever Renegade Krasis evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
m0nkeyrama: The instant speed is killer with cyclonic rift
thraximore: cancel gets turned back over
whenwearebothcats: most wraths arent symmetrical if you're casting them
silenceaux: I love Renegade Krasis so much
SpookySpaghooti: renegade krasis fucking slaps
aussie_rob_w: I had an amazing game online the other day
MilkInBag: renegade is so on brand for adam
Field94: best krasis. I LOVE my simic deck so mcuh
ayirbudd: !uptime
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ayirbudd: is this game one still??
azureHaights: It could even be a cancel!
m0nkeyrama: Forever a renegade @MilkInBag seabatTROG
Jorge4hg: even a boat
silenceaux: Renegade Krasis + Ooze Flux
loki_lxix: it's a willbender now
mastershake29x: @ayirbudd yes
Donutholez: Cancel says "YOU CANT SEE ME~!"
Ritaspirithntr: Reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy hoping to see Simic Ascendancy pop!!!!
ayirbudd: nice! are they gonna do 2?
LRRbot: Duskmantle Seer [2UB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library, loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost, then puts it into their hand.
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: is karn good in red blue artifacts
mastershake29x: @ayirbudd depends when this game ends
ayirbudd: yes
LRRbot: Cancel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
SpookySpaghooti: @mastershake29x yes
theonlyangelx: oofy doofy
Jorge4hg: oof
thraximore: ouchie
UnknownGerm: seabatYIKES
r10pez10: please, Par T. Bob was my father
MilkInBag: remember 2 hours ago when people were saying adam won?
TheMicah21: James didnt bob?
aussie_rob_w: I had no board, so I stole my opponent’s Aminatou and ulted it to steal theirs. My opponent floated all their mana in response, let it resolve, then Overloaded Rift
l0gin4me: bob died
TheMicah21: Party bob?
n3ther: Bob's dead and we killed him
Jorge4hg: bob died
Baldrash: Bob's been dead for ten years.
Znazl: Can i leave a message for bob?!
RagnorakTres: His name was Robert Paulson?
chickenace11: Bob's been dead for 5 turns
DrEinstein99: !card omnispell adept
LRRbot: Omnispell Adept [4U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | {2}{U}, {T}: You may cast an instant or sorcery card from your hand without paying its mana cost.
MalBeam: bob's dead. but we have party bob
aitsu100: they killed dead tom
l0gin4me: party bob triggers on graham's upkeep
Mewr11: Yikes, adam
Tempest2097: Bob Was Never Here.
TheMicah21: my b
aussie_rob_w: Party bob won’t party until Graham’s upkeep.
silvalunae: bob? . . . you just missed him
aussie_rob_w: Poor party bob.
whenwearebothcats: Seb McKinnon wants a word
ayirbudd: pencil shavings are dank
TheWarbo: Yeah. Normally there's no rule saying you can't cast a sorcery on opponent's turn. There just isn't a rule that says you can.
Radyin: His name was Bob Maher.
sivakrytos: very stabby theater
thraximore: dev team just has a clown phobia
Griffin_miner: i would choose adam over bob any day
LRRbot: Izzet Staticaster [1UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/3] | Flash / Haste / {T}: Izzet Staticaster deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.
drfox17: new rakdos is pretty scary. You haven't heard what they put in the sausages
TheMicah21: Bob Sagat? Star of full house?
deoplo: I dont think omnispell adept changes casting timing restrictions
Willbrannon: Rakdos went from heavy metal to soft rock opera
Diabore: ben tap mana?
Dr_fragenstien: adam wants to keep that mana O_o
Diabore: there we go
TheMicah21: Izzet Staticaster, 4 player winston chaos draft all star
Znazl: could have dealt 3 damage with commander too
JA_Pinkerton: "James is popping off" is much less rude in this context
LRRbot: Rakdos the Defiler [2BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [7/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever Rakdos the Defiler attacks, sacrifice half the non-Demon permanents you control, rounded up. / Whenever Rakdos deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices half the non-Demon permanents they control, rounded up.
LRRbot: Ionize [1UR] | Instant | Counter target spell. Ionize deals 2 damage to that spell's controller.
MilkInBag: KAPOW
aussie_rob_w: “He’s got sex mana!” - Ben, probably, According to my ears.
silenceaux: That particular Rakdos is really scary to attack with tbh
whenwearebothcats: poor rakdos
sivakrytos: not the coinflippy one?
radioshackraider: That's the worst Rakdos
MilkInBag: so boring, interacting with the game!
natfletchy: I need a gif of Adam shooing
TheWarbo: "of the Rakdoi"?
azureHaights: *pushes up glasses* um, I believe the plural is "Rakdeese"
ayirbudd: lol
m0nkeyrama: LUL
UnknownGerm: Rakdeez nuts
r10pez10: what are rakdoooose
MilkInBag: SHA SHA SHA
LRRbot: Vacuumelt [2U] | Sorcery | Replicate {2}{U} / Return target creature to its owner's hand.
silenceaux: Because first you sacrifice half your stuff, and _if you hit_, your opponent sacrifices half of their stuff.
natfletchy: Sounds like it causes cancer
Lucaan: It's Cyclonic Rift if Cyclonic Rift was bad
Sektor88: Adamplz
Znazl: WOW ancient
TheWarbo: Technically, Rakdos *is* the plural. The singular is Rakdis.
aussie_rob_w: @silenceaux man, Stifle seems really scary.
Jorge4hg: reset the clock
wafflesoup: Adam with the ancient references pkmnLUL
NexusVoxx: @TheWarbo Rakuno
MilkInBag: are you all a century old?
justthorne: @aussie_rob_w He is really sex, right?
whenwearebothcats: rakdos woz ere
korvys: I think "Dave's not here, man" is older
noSmokeFire: rakuno
Zappeljakob: I personally think the singular would be Rakuno
MCstringer: Krasis
Sektor88: @TheWarbo Nono, Rakuno, and rakdos
kenkopin: Necroreferrency
ChampBlankman: Dave's not here is way older.
Blasteg: what did Ben bounce?
Zu_o: we haven't had monty python jokes running around here?
stmustachio: it's worse than the time the kaiser bought that sandwich
silenceaux: aussie_rob_w Or even just Unsummon
r10pez10: !dos
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UnknownGerm: Rakuno?
JA_Pinkerton: silenceaux - flying and trample makes it easy to do do damage
noSmokeFire: rakunos, rakdos, raktres
natfletchy: Rakdopus
I_Am_Clockwork: I think you'll find the singular of Rakdos is Rakuno
aussie_rob_w: @justthorne LUL
thraximore: new guild, who Dis
FlyingUltraCar: The collective noun is Rakdi
loki_lxix: I was watching SNL then :(
Sharkfists: Rakdopedes
postmodernpajamawrestler: Rakdi
WowoT: rakduno
Sektor88: @UnknownGerm uno, one, for singular
Issurru: more like Rakdeese nuts Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: doh others got there first
omdorastrix: New Phone, Racdis?
xblueboy12x: rakdie!
grimpo96: If everyone is on theme, is James winning?
hotgreenflames: rakdese NUTZ
SpookySpaghooti: !uno
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JA_Pinkerton: Rakuno
TheMerricat: To be fair wasn't Adam the one who had the reference to head over teakettle in a previous stream yesterday? Something like 1920's slang?
grimpo96: Rakdosi
Dr_fragenstien: Rakdos is the plural for 2. Raktres is for 3
NihilismRacoon: Yeah rakduno is the singular
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
Lucaan: RIP
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Lancer827: Thereeeee it is
NexusVoxx: sure is sorcery speed in here
SpookySpaghooti: RIP
SpookySpaghooti: RESET
Lucaan: This is why we can't have fun.
JA_Pinkerton: TheMerricat - "knocked him arse over tea kettle"
thraximore: the tables have turned. now ben is making THEM pick up their tokens!!!
loki_lxix: THERE IT IS!!!!
Jorge4hg: i hate it
SirSlipps: great for TV that's for sure
Fletcherizer: Ah the pick up the board button
HondoTrigger: ben is the WORST kind of blue mage
TheMerricat: @JA_Pinkerton Thanks. :-)
MuffinsOnAHill: It's the big blue reset button.
LRRbot: Fathom Mage [2GU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Evolve / Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on Fathom Mage, you may draw a card.
SirSlipps: no hate, respect a rift.
Blasteg: no one passed out here?
Skudd: He just wants to party!
m0nkeyrama: Oooh, time to draw a bunch of cards
JerecoPlays: Ah, the worst commander card.
NexusVoxx: bip
ArtemisKing: my playgroups banned cyclonic rift because it warps the game too much
ZeroPolarity: btw Ben, loved your nail color choice on Friday Nights
SpookySpaghooti: Zameck, the guildhall!
loki_lxix: It was really good for Adam he gets to reset all his evolve
chickenace11: Ben you are doing everything i wish to do in a commander game
NexusVoxx: zameck is the simic guildhall
notenufsiegerhinos: rift needs removed from format
Lucaan: Zameck Guildmage is so nice
silenceaux: Rix Maadi
sivakrytos: named after the guildhall
stmustachio: accidentally made a cyclonic rift tribal deck and it made me a bit sad
r10pez10: you know, Ral Zameck
silenceaux: Can't remember what the Izzet Guildhall is.
RassilonDND: oh man, can graham steal ral or his banner with mass manipulation?
ChampBlankman: Nivix
rycatwithlavender: Nivix
NexusVoxx: @silenceaux Nivix
Dr_fragenstien: yes
aussie_rob_w: ArtemisKing we didn’t ban it, but I do run Reverberate in all my red decks now. And Fork in my best red deck.
LRRbot: Dimir Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice Dimir Locket: Draw two cards.
silenceaux: Thank you!
LadyAtarka: I have arrived gabyWow Hello everyone!
rycatwithlavender: though the simic hall is Novajin
I_Am_Clockwork: Hi @LadyAtarka
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome
SirSlipps: Hey Lady sergeHi
Lucaan: Has Party Bob drawn a card yet?
korvys: It enters with, but that ALSO counts as a counter being PLACED on it (for Simic Ascendency)
RassilonDND: is party Bob more europop, dubstep, disco?
I_Am_Clockwork: Party Bob has not yet been alowed to actually party
NexusVoxx: @rycatwithlavender it was in original ravnica
aussie_rob_w: @korvys ooooh that’s rad
Zappeljakob: Someday Graham, someday Party Bob will party
IanJacek: party Bob always brings the party.
SpookySpaghooti: Duskmantle, Vizkopa, Sunhome, Karozda, Zameck, Rix-Maadi, Nivix, Skaarg, New Prahv
Griffin_miner: can we see party bob on the reader
MuffinsOnAHill: You gotta fight! For you right! to Party!
RassilonDND: poor party Bob has been party poopered every round
LRRbot: Duskmantle Seer [2UB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library, loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost, then puts it into their hand.
Donutholez: Everyone is a party police
LRRbot: Cleansing Beam [4R] | Instant | Radiance — Cleansing Beam deals 2 damage to target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it.
LadyAtarka: He likes to party
korvys: Basically, everything works in Adam's favour :P
SpookySpaghooti: @rycatwithlavender the simic guildhall moved after Momir Vig
queenfounder: You gotta keep going until Party Bob gets to party, it's only kind
RassilonDND: the party Bob saga continues.
rycatwithlavender: @SpookySpaghooti ahh thank you, I was confused about that
m0nkeyrama: Everything's coming up Savidan
Snes_Controller: Radiance was such a bad mechanic
silenceaux: Darn. I was hoping Adam would get to go off and make Fathom Mage a 5/5 or whatever.
I_Am_Clockwork: sick simic slaw refference there James
SpookySpaghooti: :D
TheWarbo: It's because you "say weird things"
probablynotasupervillain: So, Ben. How did the Simic Slaw taste? :p
whenwearebothcats: Bedvil is what I was thinking of when you said Rakos isn't scary anymore
LadyAtarka: gabyLul
whenwearebothcats: *bedevil
loki_lxix: come on 8 drop
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Jorge4hg: party bob only wants to party
theonlyangelx: calm down papa cheese
Field94: Its weird that technically 3/4 of the RTR guildmages dont reference previous cards. Simic, Orzhov and Golgari dont reference lands from original ravnica block
GanjaShimada: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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FireBasilisk53: he's threatened by your boshyness
m0nkeyrama: Now we need to know seabatBRAIN
Toxxick: @SpookySpaghooti what happened to Vitu-Ghaazi?
ThePerrBearr: now we want to know
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aussie_rob_w: “I don’t even say - well, no.” LUL LUL LUL
RassilonDND: Adam, literally a few episodes ago, said "ass over kettle"
noSmokeFire: "papa cheese" sounds like the nickname for a simic legend, honestly
I_Am_Clockwork: does james have any split cards?
Donutholez: nooo someone broke the sweet storm count number
LRRbot: Renegade Krasis [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/2] | Evolve / Whenever Renegade Krasis evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
ThePerrBearr: "ass of tea kettle" is a common phrase
freshmaker__: oh god i can't wait.... I think?
ushiikun: Did you guys see Seb McKinnon is doing another Kickstarter, and you can get a Bedevil playmat?
Znazl: only really need a 4 drop
GoblinRanger: yeah I know that one
ThePerrBearr: *over
LadyAtarka: I have never heard that
noSmokeFire: "ass over teakettle" is old-timey, but not *weird*
NexusVoxx: @Field94 Golgari and Simic both had significant leadership changes and changed their guildhalls as a result
TheMerricat: People from the 1920s
TheWarbo: Yeah but that one was a long disccussion on LRRMtG this week
Twilight_Spark: I've never heard it!
aussie_rob_w: But lass over kettle” is a great phrase!
r10pez10: holy schnikes
theonlyangelx: it's from ass over tits, but tits is a naughty word... apparently
SirZapdos: the fallen angel?
Zappeljakob: TIME TO PARTY
Lucaan: PogChamp
Jorge4hg: commence the party
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL he gets toooooo
kamelion84: lrrWOW
RassilonDND: Actual party!
NihilismRacoon: It can be both a saying and weird
LRRbot: Diluvian Primordial [5UU] | Creature — Avatar [5/5] | Flying / When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a card cast this way would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
MilkInBag: oof
Lucaan: DANG
silenceaux: Snapped
Jorge4hg: gooof
control_rig: Owwww
MCstringer: BOOOM
GoblinRanger: woof'
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
kanimaras: ouch
Donutholez: ooooo
Spectre97: The super soaker
rzrdrgn: YIKES
loki_lxix: bodied
shdragon: BIG YIKES
LadyAtarka: gabyLul
Dr_fragenstien: seabatYIKES
postmodernpajamawrestler: YEET
Izzy_KEPT: Boom!
tergonis: ouch
aitsu100: NUGGED
Mewr11: *nice*
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
kamelion84: katesBoosh
MilkInBag: I would want a refund please
LRRbot: Lazav, Dimir Mastermind [UUBB] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter [3/3] | Hexproof / Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, Dimir Mastermind become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.
SirZapdos: more like DOMEstalker
NexusVoxx: yike
SirSlipps: lrrWOW
IanJacek: Hey Adam+Graham, thoughts on DX getting a HOF induction?
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrWOW seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatHITBOX
aussie_rob_w: OOF
Xenovita: seabatYIKES
whenwearebothcats: may contain scenes of yikes
probablynotasupervillain: Yikes count is at 1
Zappeljakob: lrrFINE lrrFINE
theonlyangelx: seabatYIKES
stupickles___: LUL
MuffinsOnAHill: Down comes the Bob hammer!
Lucaan: seabatYIKES
GanjaShimada: YIKE YIKE
Spectre97: Just get in the dunk tank
tehfewl: i actually bought an F6 token for when i wanna just get up from the commander game and go get a soda
TehAmelie: i rate that several yikes
Armstrong11139: That's gonna be a yikes from me dog
Jacobontherun1: Party bob just wants game 2
corpocracy: seabatYIKES
noSmokeFire: party bob needs more quasiduplicate
queenfounder: !updog
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LRRbot: Grave Betrayal [5BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm not sure those were regulation Hitboxes on that party bob lrrBEEJ
J_Rey15: draw graham
Jacobontherun1: Heck yeah!
noSmokeFire: gwave betwayal
Blasteg: they should co-op so that party ob kills everyone at the same time
whenwearebothcats: F6 token is a great idea :)
zolo9: did graham draw?
Donutholez: i rate one yikes per damage
freshmaker__: Yeah rk post was selling those f6 tokens at GPs. They look cool.
ushiikun: @tehfewl That's a great idea! I'll have to ask next time I order from CK
m0nkeyrama: Grave betrayal is sweeet
SirSlipps: oh man Grave Betrayal is gross
NexusVoxx: eh eh eh
JA_Pinkerton: tehfewl - is it just a keycap or are F6 tokens an acutal thing?
radioshackraider: I thought the F6 token was Teferi's Protection?
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: get cammed adam
stupickles___: f6 err button
NihilismRacoon: Rip
queenfounder: Cheat count is at one
stupickles___: err*
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
TehAmelie: yikes has been called, or yikes have been called?
aussie_rob_w: @tehfewl did you get yours from R. k. Post?
tehfewl: @JA_Pinkerton its an actual token i bought from RK post at a GP
tergonis: got any 7 drops in there james?
Lucaan: James fears the Bob
Lancer827: Party Bob is some good tech vs top deck manipulation commanders
Donutholez: "untap it, you coward." they say
tehfewl: @aussie_rob_w yes i did
Donutholez: :D
ThePerrBearr: sudden Graham is 5 Cheatyface's on the board
NUTSOFODEN: I guess James cant block warriors
NexusVoxx: LUL
aussie_rob_w: The R. K. Post F6 is great and I recommend it to everyone.
LRRbot: Firemind's Foresight [5UR] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card with converted mana cost 3, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then repeat this process for instant cards with converted mana costs 2 and 1. Then shuffle your library.
rycatwithlavender: gg?
postmodernpajamawrestler: Gross, but also nice
MuffinsOnAHill: I'd say insert reiterate loops, but not Ravnica.
LRRbot: Expansion // Explosion | Expansion [{U/R}{U/R}] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell with converted mana cost 4 or less. You may choose new targets for the copy. // Explosion [XUURR] | Instant | Explosion deals X damage to any target. Target player draws X cards.
aitsu100: nope
Znazl: i saw niv PogChamp
NexusVoxx: its 6
loki_lxix: negative
postmodernpajamawrestler: no
r10pez10: see, it's seven mana, because 1+2+3 is 7
ushiikun: You used to could have
RassilonDND: no it's both
Dr_fragenstien: for that exact reason
NexusVoxx: i wish my Spellseeker could get Exp//Exp
LadyAtarka: Has Ben played any Niv yet? Or is he playing any Niv? If not I have several complaints!!!!!
postmodernpajamawrestler: RIP Brain in the Jar .dec
drcthulu: brain in a jar
loki_lxix: fire and ice
JerecoPlays: Beck // Call
freshmaker__: It was the amonkhet stuff right?
Snes_Controller: Brain in a Jar
NexusVoxx: it was cascade in modern
BubbaRad: grain in a jar
Awexdio: Wear//Tear
m_logan2000: breaking/entering
ushiikun: Brain in a Jar
Silver__Knight_: boom//bust
BubbaRad: and aftermath cards
Mornish: isocron scepter
GreatGodOm: it was boom//bust
Dr_fragenstien: it was because of cascade and boom+bust
Willbrannon: Their was a modern deck that was busted
Sibwow: i bought a foil set of brain in a jar right before they swapped the rules
RassilonDND: brain in a jar I believe
MuffinsOnAHill: Modern cascade shenanigans.
Silver__Knight_: cascade into boom and cast bust
r10pez10: aftermath was when they were looking at it
ushiikun: that's the card that caused the change
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Officinalis: KariZev's expertise.
Lucaan: Adam knows us so well
TheMerricat: !card brain in a jar
LRRbot: Brain in a Jar [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Put a charge counter on Brain in a Jar, then you may cast an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Brain in a Jar from your hand without paying its mana cost. / {3}, {T}, Remove X charge counters from Brain in a Jar: Scry X.
Donutholez: cascade into boom//bust
blastpr00f: no brain and a jar worked with the aftermath
NexusVoxx: you could hit cascade on the lower cmc and cast the big one
Mewr11: There were just a bunch of random edge-type cases that were extraordinarily confusing
aussie_rob_w: I loved Brain in a Jar
postmodernpajamawrestler: I don't think Brain in the Jar was a problem, I think it was continuities sake. The deck wasn't broken
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
EJGRgunner: The change was made during akh because of aftermath
Issurru: seabatTROG
FireBasilisk53: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
corpocracy: seabatTROG
Toxxick: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
korvys: seabatTROG
Dr_fragenstien: seabatTROG UWU
Lucaan: seabatTROG
fishmanfishfish: !card boom
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SirSlipps: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
Silver__Knight_: There was also Wear//Tear in legacy with counterbalance
Snes_Controller: Brain in a Jar let you cast the expensive half of split cards for the cheap card's cost
pelefebvre: the cmc changed just after Aether revolt, so because of the expertise cycle?
LadyAtarka: gabyRTFC gabyRTFC gabyRTFC gabyRTFC
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatTROG unarmeHmm seabatTROG
getgudder: BCWarrior
Diabore: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Aarek: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: LUL we get a shoutout seabatTROG
Issurru: KING TROG seabatTROG
n3ther: trog king PogChamp
noSmokeFire: we LOVE mud
FireBasilisk53: nom nom nom slime
MilkInBag: seabatTROG father seabatTROG
ruscobrog: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
xhres2: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
radioshackraider: Firemind's Foresight is a card I honestly don't know why people would play it?
postmodernpajamawrestler: can confirm, am a loyal subject
Mewr11: For example, you used to be able to call beck//call a 2-, 4-, and 6-drop simultaneously
Lucaan: We fucking love eating wall slime seabatTROG
LRRbot: Repeal [XU] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Dr_fragenstien: adam has developed self awareness among his followers
pinpointersk: Trog life
RassilonDND: OWL2019Tracer
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
LRRbot: Counterflux [UUR] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Counter target spell you don't control. / Overload {1}{U}{U}{R}
Fofo57007: Savidan, King Troglodyte
TehAmelie: when i hear troglodytes i think of the single most useless units in Heroes of Might and Magic 3
Snes_Controller: Nice spread
Silvertunga: I'm somehow awake during a LRR stream, but I can't stand joining right in the middle of it, so I'll just tell you you're all fantastic, both streamers and chatters, and see you in the vod. <3
aussie_rob_w: LUL I love you all, Adam’s subs
Zappeljakob: Ben is up for big round of NOPE
Koshindan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TheWarbo: King Trog and the Lizrog Wizrog seabatTROG
noSmokeFire: adam ascended his throne of slime to be crowned king of trogs
kpiozero: All hail Savaidan king seabatTROG
whenwearebothcats: @Silvertunga <3
l0gin4me: Wear/tear floating on top with Counterbalance in legacy auto countered 1, 2, and 3 cmc spells before the rule change (and top banning)
m0nkeyrama: We love you too @aussie_rob_w seabatTROG
MilkInBag: TQ is our mother seabatTROG
LadyAtarka: My Niv question still stands
NihilismRacoon: Dadam, King of the Troglodytes
strionic_resonator: Weren't the monsters in Math Munchers Troglodytes too?
MilkInBag: well that's what SHE said
Type_One___: cheer100
m0nkeyrama: She did say she was the trog mom
SirSlipps: yeah don't put that responsibility on TQ
Fofo57007: hahaha i think so strionic_resonator
m0nkeyrama: She called us her babies
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
NexusVoxx: it is cluestone
SpookySpaghooti: who is TQ?
aussie_rob_w: TQ is pretty cool.
m0nkeyrama: SlyTQ
Dix: SpookySpaghooti friend of the stream
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind deals 1 damage to any target. / {T}: Draw a card.
UnknownGerm: slytqHi < Dis lady
I_Am_Clockwork: I think I first encountered Troglydites as enemies in Might and Magic 7
Feminine_Desires: @SpookySpaghooti a friend of LRR, lrr adjacent, she's a streamer and artist.
MilkInBag: SlyTQ is the seabatTROG mother
LadyAtarka: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
m0nkeyrama: LRR friend
kanimaras: troglodyte queen
LadyAtarka: Thank you BEN!!!!
Snes_Controller: Hey, just ranked up to Gold Tier 2 in Arena limited
Silver__Knight_: SpookySpaghooti SlyTQ, friend of LRR, artist, and all-around great person
ushiikun: Is it the one with the good favor text?
korvys: !card Mindmoil
LRRbot: Mindmoil [4R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
Armstrong11139: !card mindmoil
LRRbot: Mindmoil [4R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
NexusVoxx: its arjun but an enchantment
banachspacebar: !card mindmoil
LRRbot: Mindmoil [4R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
Snes_Controller: It was from Ravnica
Bugberry: !card Mind Moil
radioshackraider: Ravnica is from Ravnica
grimpo96: cheer200 I heard you guys are using Ravnica only cards for these decks, does that include ones that reference Ravnica like Mazirek, Krause Death Priest?
aussie_rob_w: The combo Mizzle version 1
loki_lxix: inb4 curiosity or ophiedian eye murders the table
LadyAtarka: Niv is love Niv is life
freshmaker__: mindmoil from original rav yeah
Armstrong11139: !teferi's puzzle box
Willbrannon: OG niv mizzle
TehAmelie: fun etymology fact: "troglodyte" in the ancient greek means literally "cave dweller". which is a class of people who they had to deal with in those times
bl1ghtn1n6: !card mindmoil
wolfpackgamer76: hello from Australia
rockyboy78: For not planning the decks seem very balanced against each other
ladyjessica: Mindmoil!!!
Armstrong11139: !card teferi's puzzle box
MilkInBag: teferi puzzlebox + niv mizzet OpieOP
radioshackraider: Mindmoil is a silly, silly card
Willbrannon: Yeah mindmoil is from ravnica
NexusVoxx: awoo
Silver__Knight_: he turns from a pinger into a laser
ToastedArts: Awooooooo
ArcticAimee: Hiya
Znazl: awoooo
TheMerricat: hive minds
deoplo: also !card Arjun
GoblinRanger: sergeFuse benginFuse
ushiikun: Teferi's Puzzlebox also works really well with him
MuffinsOnAHill: Mindmoil aka Arjun, the enchantment.
LRRbot: Bred for the Hunt [1GU] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
NexusVoxx: bread for the hunt?
r10pez10: niv-bzzzzzzit
ARandomPlatypus: just got here what have i missed?
freshmaker__: Get that Bred (for the Hunt)
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Snes_Controller: Niv just sits there BOBbing his head
Dr_fragenstien: I know I don't want to go on a hunt without my bread
MilkInBag: Bread and Cheese for the Hunt
strionic_resonator: Adam's deck here is basically my pet deck, though I run Zegana as the commander
LRRbot: Renegade Krasis [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/2] | Evolve / Whenever Renegade Krasis evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
josh_le_crafter: bread, for the hunt
SpookySpaghooti: im amazed that James is still alive
Bugberry: So this is the power of the Gyre? not bad.
NihilismRacoon: @muffinsonahill I think you mean Arjun is mindmoil on a stick
Donutholez: teferi's puzzlebox isn't in ravnica @ushiikun
strionic_resonator: and Bred for the Hunt is a freaking all-star
RassilonDND: almost as good as watching someone storm out then casting glorious end.
SpookySpaghooti: PARTY BOB
TheWarbo: soooo....lembas?
Zappeljakob: RDP!
NexusVoxx: james got stabbed
r10pez10: par-ty bob! par-ty bob!
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:24.
rpisarik: Hunt for the bread
MilkInBag: very on theme for james
Mewr11: Adam, it can't get worse
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
m0nkeyrama: Woo1
LadyAtarka: I'm rooting for Niv
NexusVoxx: oh hey a good land
kamelion84: katesLol
shdragon: Awww, and I got a rock!
Issurru: game is rigged james OpieOP
JonnyGlitch: Hello Commanders, Chat
ChampBlankman: Graham draw a card.
m0nkeyrama: Hi Jonny
LRRbot: Drowned Secrets [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a blue spell, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
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NexusVoxx: thanos mickey?
J_Rey15: Graham DRAW
I_Am_Clockwork: Ben's position is looking quite good
Mewr11: If Adam had hit impervious greatwurm
operationmrh: Graham did you draw again?
LRRbot: Lazav, Dimir Mastermind [UUBB] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter [3/3] | Hexproof / Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav, Dimir Mastermind become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.
niccus: doesn't another niv win the game if uninterrupted
Willbrannon: Grahm draw!
LRRbot: Dimir Aqueduct | Land | Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{B}.
MilkInBag: lazav is Kreygasm
ancientspark: You gotta make someone mill two, Graham
LadyAtarka: Ermergerd
Znazl: ermygerd
Feminine_Desires: Mill someone now.
Mornish: lazav mill
lazemby: does lazav count for the mill?
freshmaker__: mill with lazav and drowned secrets?
Silver__Knight_: niccus no, they both specify the whole name
lazemby: oh I guess so
m0nkeyrama: I love this Lazav
FireBasilisk53: Mill 2 someone
loki_lxix: mill
r10pez10: lazav counts for mill, ye
JonnyGlitch: Lazav is a real card
Lucaan: Krasis PogChamp
lazemby: woof, 40 dollar krasis
Raithencore235: So, the card Watery Grave has the text tap for blue or black in brackets and italics... does that mean it's reminder text and could be played in off colou identity decks?
m0nkeyrama: Not the krasis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
SpookySpaghooti: Jellyfish Zeppelin
JonnyGlitch: Snakes on a Brain!
MuffinsOnAHill: Real card detected.
r10pez10: those are things that won't partybob you now
banachspacebar: lazav can become the hydroid krasis lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: The seabatBRAIN hydra
SpookySpaghooti: !card Watery Grave
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
freshmaker__: I love old Lazav. One of my favourite EDH decks and probably the one I would've played for this challenge.
JonnyGlitch: oh snap steal his card!
Lucaan: Watch James win from people just ignoring him
Silver__Knight_: Raithencore235 EDH has a rule about only adding lands that make colors that match your color ID
sivakrytos: death by party more of a rakdos deal
TheWarbo: Don't split the partybob
MCstringer: Death by Snu Snu
MilkInBag: consuming aberration?
stupickles___: lol
SpookySpaghooti: @Raithencore235 I think it needs to be in a deck that has both blue and black, because it is technically an Island Swamp
azureHaights: Now I'm just hearing the Party Party Party cover from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
LadyAtarka: Party Bob puts the FUN in funerals gabySmart
JonnyGlitch: *counts mana*, "How many life are you on?"
loki_lxix: when Party Bob literally killed Cam's opponents right after they meme'd it
Issurru: YEET them off this mortal coil
MrPolyK: Death by tray it shall be!
PaperDoopliss: @sivakrytos Don't be silly, card draw isn't a Rakdos mechanic
badefolux: As said by artist formally know as train ‘danced to death in an east end night club’
SpookySpaghooti: !card Consuming Abberation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PaperDoopliss: *leers at Light Up The Stage*
RassilonDND: either the hangover gets you or I will :)
JonnyGlitch: !card consuming abherration
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Freezerassasin: I see, death by vodka cooler it is!
m0nkeyrama: Consuming Aberration is a beast of a card
JonnyGlitch: dammit I can't spell
Donutholez: "Everyone please have a great time in my party then die" -Party Bob 2019
MilkInBag: !consuming aberration
Juliamon: !card consuming ab
LRRbot: Consuming Aberration [3UB] | Creature — Horror [*/*] | Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. / Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
azureHaights: Backdos
NexusVoxx: rakdeese
LRRbot: Hellhole Flailer [1BR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/2] | Unleash / {2}{B}{R}, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
aussie_rob_w: Ben’s a genius.
Bugberry: Rakdosises
Officinalis: rakdeuce
GanjaShimada: its Rackdeez
Bugberry: Rakdi
TheMerricat: Effect of card: Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard. Converted mana cost: 5
kirbytronic: I still love that stream Cam killed everyone with Party Bob, as foretold by Friday Nights
josh_le_crafter: rakdi?
Lucaan: Blocking eogZus
Almost_Alaska: Heh. If they kill Party Bob, Lazav can keep the party going. :)
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JonnyGlitch: "But I don't wanna!"
louisnashelsky: is this commander?
loki_lxix: grave betrayal !!!!!!
aussie_rob_w: Oh my God
banachspacebar: !card omnispell
LRRbot: Omnispell Adept [4U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | {2}{U}, {T}: You may cast an instant or sorcery card from your hand without paying its mana cost.
loki_lxix: oh well
UnknownGerm: SICK
m0nkeyrama: Oof
NexusVoxx: @Almost_Alaska lazav can only become opponents stuff
Lucaan: PogChamp
Zappeljakob: Graham gets free creatures
SovietPedobear: stifled oof
ensiferous3: Doesn't Graham get all the creatures?
Dr_fragenstien: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: That's a powerful stifle
aussie_rob_w: These Graves are gonna betray so hard
badefolux: Graham board is going to be gross
Serioavion: so what deck did James end up with from the Friday nights draft?
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: stifle is a great effect
stupickles___: oof
RassilonDND: stifle is no joke.
corpocracy: I got an IGI trigger with that in limited before.... it was sweet
UnknownGerm: Lazav?
ushiikun: Lasav?
ToastedArts: wait, shouldn't everyone still take damage?
Bugberry: I've used Repudiate to counter Sagas and Planeswalker ults.
ToastedArts: from the demon
NexusVoxx: @Serioavion do you watch the post credit scenes?
m0nkeyrama: Adam countered the ability
Dr_fragenstien: no damage, the entire ability is countered
TheMandrew: i go away for half an hour and James is still alive?
ToastedArts: not the priest, the creature james sacrificed
ToastedArts: or did i misread it
Pharmacistjudge: Good evening commanders and chat
m0nkeyrama: Evening @Pharmacistjudge
aussie_rob_w: @toastedarts that’s its own sac ability. Not a death trigger.
LRRbot: Inspiration [3U] | Instant | Target player draws two cards.
ToastedArts: ahhhh, my bad
JonnyGlitch: Lazav is trying to find himself, who he really is
ToastedArts: thanks aussie rob
Znazl: nice art
Jacobontherun1: that art
Pharmacistjudge: Hopefully nothing to weird happened
JonnyGlitch: "I ain't touching that"
Silver__Knight_: JonnyGlitch Lavaz knows who he is, and it's everyone
Znazl: !card growth spiral
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
r10pez10: hey pharm
PaperDoopliss: Steal the engineer Graham. It is your right
Dr_fragenstien: don't forget, graham will get the sage at the end of ben
NexusVoxx: @PaperDoopliss on bens end step
PaperDoopliss: Ah gotcha
TheOneCalledStu: niv trigger from draw step
Znazl: Izzland?
Lucaan: Is land? eogHmm
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Philologia: take the engineer Graham
RassilonDND: nice trigger
loki_lxix: ruh roh
MCstringer: Well sac hellhole and James is dead
RassilonDND: *nice?
m0nkeyrama: Grave betrayal triggers on the end step
theamc2000: Hi kasperHi
Znazl: Guuntersnipe
TheOneCalledStu: dem missed niv trigger
aussie_rob_w: Graham still needs to make red mana.
JonnyGlitch: is this stream in low-latency mode?
MastreCeef: ben missed his niv trigger rip
NexusVoxx: i'm peter man. i mean spider parker. i mean
freshmaker__: That's cool Inspiration art.
RassilonDND: wow autocorrect, I meant niv mizzet trigger.
lazemby: did graham get the gyre?
TheMerricat: don't think anyone got Graham's Great Escape quote.
Silver__Knight_: JonnyGlitch yes
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m0nkeyrama: Oh my
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: lrrDILLY
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SeanInOmaha: Commander for the win.
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LadyAtarka: I want Ice Cream!
azureHaights: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
ToastedArts: Ice cream bets!
ThePerrBearr: ice cream on the line, things are serious
tehcrashxor: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Baldrash: lrrDILLY
Jorge4hg: oh my
freshmaker__: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
tergonis: Icream has been called
Zappeljakob: lrrDILLY ?
corpocracy: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Bladinus: lrrDILLY
NUTSOFODEN: ill gotten betting
Izzy_KEPT: ICREAM
loki_lxix: ICE CREAM HAS BEEN CALLED
m0nkeyrama: Gambling with James
kamelion84: lrrDILLY
spicydungus: lrrDILLY
MuffinsOnAHill: Well this is getting serious.
Donutholez: Ben is gonna storm off
Znazl: BEN FORGOT ILL GOTTTEN LUL
Jorge4hg: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
UnknownGerm: inb4 party bob kill him via combat
stupickles___: lrrDILLY
Sektor88: iCREAM
kanimaras: This is getting spicy
ElFuzzy: lrrDILLY has been called!
ArtemisKing: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
NINJAmumyRAMSES: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Mewr11: Wait, what was Icecreame called on?
Skudd: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
queenfounder: IGI'll save him
NihilismRacoon: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
grimpo96: Ice cream death
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ThorSokar: Is that a GENUINE James Turner Ice Cream bet I hear!?!
azureHaights: Does Serge pay for it all?
NarishmaReborn: IGI though
JonnyGlitch: @Silver__Knight_ thanks, I thought so after I saw the card reader is chat almost instantly, it seems really good
m0nkeyrama: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Jacobontherun1: Oh, how did this it that betrays get in James deck...
MilkInBag: LUL
aussie_rob_w: Ben’s gonna draw 4 cards somehow
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: benginBurn
Lucaan: Watch it be a land
Pharmacistjudge: Adam’s face is amazing
SirZapdos: party bob is in the house tonight
niccus: ice cream collusion...
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Zegana [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Prime Speaker Zegana enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. / When Prime Speaker Zegana enters the battlefield, draw cards equal to its power.
Evochron13: well James could also make a deal with graham or Adam to buy them ice cream then ben gets none
aussie_rob_w: Oh BOY
m0nkeyrama: LUL, nice teamwork Adam and Ben seabatBRAIN benginFuse
Donutholez: LAND OR BUST
aussie_rob_w: OH BOY
Lucaan: Big girl PogChamp
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LRRbot: Essence Backlash [2UR] | Instant | Counter target creature spell. Essence Backlash deals damage equal to that spell's power to its controller.
SirSlipps: this seems like immensely big cheats
loulou2222: if you counter it you lose the bet!
JonnyGlitch: Famous YouTuber James Turner?
ancientspark: Uhhh...that kills James
m0nkeyrama: LUL
loulou2222: guttersnipe kills
ancientspark: You lose the bet Ben!
404HopeNotFound: I mean, James'll still survive on a 1 drop, thanks to IGI.
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
ArgentumFlare: Gutter snipe kills james?
operationmrh: rip James
DrEinstein99: oof, poor james
Znazl: LUL
kamelion84: katesLol
Snes_Controller: Still a good counter
Ritaspirithntr: The BETTER Zegana!!!!!
ToastedArts: counters powerful creature to boop adam on the nose
MuffinsOnAHill: You show him, Ben!
Pharmacistjudge: Correct 1
NexusVoxx: @404HopeNotFound party bob is grahams upkeep
Znazl: Nooooooooo
Zappeljakob: YOU KILLED THE JAMES
niccus: SELF GOOZLED
Rocketfins: Guttersnipe
tehcrashxor: lrrDILLY
RassilonDND: goozled the bet.
Lucaan: The ice cream NotLikeThis
NihilismRacoon: James won the bet
m0nkeyrama: oof
grimpo96: BAMBOOZLED
NarishmaReborn: would have to respond to the trigger before seeing the flip though
Znazl: PARTY BOB double kill inc
Jacobontherun1: can we get a double party bob elimination
l0gin4me: you can't respond after seeing the card
azureHaights: Repeat after me: "Show Party Bob What You Got"
cosarprime: which is niv is that?
aussie_rob_w: James saved Ben from losing his bet!
Silver__Knight_: Once you see the card you take the damage
NexusVoxx: james just has to flip an island
NexusVoxx: Kappa
ThePerrBearr: ben's mana curse is turning out to be helpful
m0nkeyrama: Party bob! seabatTROG
manymanycats: This is so tense!
theonlyangelx: i don't wanna go mr stark
JonnyGlitch: "please don't make me"
freshmaker__: I don't feel so goodf
Spectre97: I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark
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Jorge4hg: omg
Dix: HAHAHA
tehcrashxor: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
JerecoPlays: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sektor88: RUHROH
JonnyGlitch: bye bye!
Lucaan: Hahaha
Jacobontherun1: ooo
Znazl: OOOOOOOO
niccus: GONE
UnknownGerm: O O F
Fletcherizer: OOF
ToastedArts: It's chat!
manymanycats: BOOM!!!!
LRRbot: Simic Keyrune [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {G}{U}: Simic Keyrune becomes a 2/3 green and blue Crab artifact creature with hexproof until end of turn.
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Donutholez: ooof
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dix: bolt you?
lemmel: ow
Lucaan: RIP
MilkInBag: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bladinus: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
theonlyangelx: ha!
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol
Jacobontherun1: DOUBLE KILL
Skudd: James to Graham: "Mr Stark, I don't feel so good."
SpookySpaghooti: ITS A PARTY
m0nkeyrama: Double KO
control_rig: Party Bob
shdragon: Paaaaarty Bob!
manymanycats: emteegLIT
Issurru: OMEGA LUL
GanjaShimada: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
tergonis: party bob is the best
Fruan: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Sorteur: RIP
NexusVoxx: yea they leave
Dr_fragenstien: PAAAARTYYYY BOB
thraximore: Party Booooob
Znazl: HIGHLIGHT REEL
GanjaShimada: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR OWL2019HZS1 OWL2019HZS2
Spectre97: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Two islands and two dead bodies
NexusVoxx: Gyre boi too
Lucaan: Party Bob double kill PogChamp
TheWarbo: It's a party!
stupickles___: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
spicydungus: lrrDILLY
Fletcherizer: Party bob throws one hell of a rave
SpookySpaghooti: DILLY BAR
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
JonnyGlitch: katesBoosh lrrFINE
MrMinteh: oh my god I want ice cream now
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Paul
RassilonDND: the double party bobkill!
grimpo96: apatDab apatDab apatDab apatDab apatDab apatDab apatDab
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Wait, I have icecream. BRB.
sxysoy: bright side james you get ice cream
r10pez10: shadow zoned
queenfounder: Well a Bob did kill James, just not the one we expected
NexusVoxx: bye green mana
ritchards: Mana burn!
niccus: is the captive audience audience watching party bob
RainbowPhoenix06: was afk what was the bet?
Jorge4hg: mana burn!
csladecasola: <3
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JA_Pinkerton: RainbowPhoenix06 - ice cream
Jacobontherun1: eye cream
NexusVoxx: @RainbowPhoenix06 icecream for ben if james died to party bob
freshmaker__: extremely bad rule for some cards.
CleverCrumbish: They removed it because it made Kozilek too good
r10pez10: wow james got zapped out of existence
lazemby: woof, captive audience is gross in commander
Pharmacistjudge: Technically you would have a chance to respond to them dying but we’ll hand waive that away
aussie_rob_w: That was a bad rule.
Lucaan: They changed the rule for Oath of the Gatewatch iirc
Znazl: and has niv up with one target
BloodForTheCorelab: mill him out G
Skudd: Mana burn was an awful rule and I'm glad it's gone.
azureHaights: "With mana burn on the stack..."
TheOrigamiGamer: !card Captive Audience
LRRbot: Captive Audience [5BR] | Enchantment | Captive Audience enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn’t been chosen — / • Your life total becomes 4. / • Discard your hand. / • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
TheMerricat: James ran for icecream before the store closed? :-)
m0nkeyrama: LUL the early threat spooped them, Adam
JonnyGlitch: Were you boys bullying Adam agian?
louisnashelsky: I just came back and lost a won game with elves because I didn't know Mana burn was gone
skizmo229: Mill me daddy
JonnyGlitch: Only Icecream for Adam now
Znazl: Ramps to 10 mana turn 3, why everyone target MEee?
UnknownGerm: casting Final Payment off sacrificing Captive Audience feels so good, I doubt I'll feel something like it in magic for a long time
RagnorakTres: No, Graham, Ben is playing Izzet, you're playing Dimir
queenfounder: !uptime
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hd_dabnado: does graham have the 5 mana top half?
LadyAtarka: I dunno izzet in your deck gabyTehe
RagnorakTres: :V
aussie_rob_w: Agreed Skudd. Mana drain became the best counterspell in the game, but that’s a small price to pay.
MilkInBag: just aggro james next game
I_Am_Clockwork: technically, Adam did go out first, just not uniquely first
Blasteg: storming off?
lazemby: no golgari?
TheAwkes: UnknownGerm I got to do that in the pre-release, at the end step after my opponent played it. It was beautiful.
JonnyGlitch: he was the 2nd 1st
grimpo96: 1!1/2 out
fishmanfishfish: wait did Adam beat James at magic the gathering by a fraction of a second? THE CURSE IS LIFTED
strionic_resonator: party bob comes for us all sooner or later
NihilismRacoon: Paul are you going to black and white James and Adam?
Cry0Dex: Captive Audience pretty much won me every game at my prerelease. orzhov splashing that card was so fun
NexusVoxx: shouldnt have spent in in upkeep then
Blasteg: I mean, dealing 14 a turn is what Izzet does
bluddragon1: Greatness, at any cost
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
I_Am_Clockwork: @strionic_resonator Party Bob is just accelerating the heatdeath of the universe
SpookySpaghooti: !card Hypersonic Dragon
LRRbot: Hypersonic Dragon [3UR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
NexusVoxx: may i see it?
Znazl: Riiight
sivakrytos: v smol hypersonic dragon
hd_dabnado: niv mizzet combo?
LadyAtarka: Hypersonic dragon is gabyLove
silenceaux: Double Niv is infinite combo isn't it?
m0nkeyrama: Spicy targets for Lazav
SpookySpaghooti: !card Niv Mizzet, Dracogenius
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals damage to a player, you may draw a card. / {U}{R}: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals 1 damage to any target.
chickenace11: my record for damage dealt in my izzet deck i think is 32
MilkInBag: i just saw steamed hams like 3 hours ago but if it was an anime fanvideo
SpookySpaghooti: whoops wrong Niv, whats the second one?
NexusVoxx: which niv?
SpookySpaghooti: its the one from RTR
NexusVoxx: firemind i think
freshmaker__: hypersonic dragon and subsonic dragon
SpookySpaghooti: !card Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind deals 1 damage to any target. / {T}: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Inescapable Blaze [4RR] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Inescapable Blaze deals 6 damage to any target.
banachspacebar: I don't think it is? since the damage comes from the wrong niv mizzet?
radioshackraider: I really don't think Niv 1 and Niv 2 are infinite
Skudd: It is decidedly explicable.
JA_Pinkerton: !card inexplicable blaze
LadyAtarka: Words are hard
TheMicah21: James, make Rakdos the showstopper your commander for the lulz
Evochron13: grave betrayal
Znazl: INCONCEIVABLE
TheWarbo: inscrutable blaze?
niccus: it's also inexplicable, that's just izzet stuff
strionic_resonator: What in the blazes?
Officinalis: !card Inconceivable Blaze
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SpookySpaghooti: my b Dracogenius is the one from RTR
TheMicah21: please*
Bugberry: Inconcievable!
kenkopin: An enigma, wrapped in a fireball.
Skudd: Incontrovertible blaze?
NarishmaReborn: ping on draw step
JA_Pinkerton: !card inconcievable blaze
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheOneCalledStu: another missed niv trigger
l0gin4me: ping on draw step
Feminine_Desires: Ben forgetting his draw step ping
NexusVoxx: so set of nivs goes infinite
loki_lxix: G plz be slow rolling the counter
LRRbot: Electrickery [R] | Instant | Electrickery deals 1 damage to target creature you don't control. / Overload {1}{R}
wafflesoup: Niv Ping
tergonis: bolt the walker!
whenwearebothcats: wrapped up inside a channel
LadyAtarka: Lets go Ben benginDab
Jungie26: Ping for one in draw step?
MastreCeef: ben ping on your draw step my boi
stupickles___: trigger
Blasteg: Does Ben's draw step ping Gram?
TheOneCalledStu: yes
RassilonDND: does been not know about niv mizzet triggers from normal draw for turn.
MastreCeef: @blasteg yes
LRRbot: Muddle the Mixture [UU] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Mausoleum Secrets [1B] | Instant | Undergrowth — Search your library for a black card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
MilkInBag: storming off seabatTROG
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Pharmacistjudge: Two spells and G is dead
chickenace11: two spells were cast already so G is dead
I_Am_Clockwork: unless he can gain life
Spectre97: Unless he gains
LadyAtarka: benginDab
MuffinsOnAHill: Unless he can gain life or some other trick.
silenceaux: castable black card that saves Graham here is probably No
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aussie_rob_w: He can do it! Save yourself Graham!
khalmomo: zzz
rycatwithlavender: crypt incursion?
Pharmacistjudge: Does G have like crypt incursion?
MuffinsOnAHill: A mass stifle?
freshmaker__: gain life or counter the abilities off the stack I guess? idk if that even exists.
Zappeljakob: what was the spell where a Player sacrifices a creature from RTR?
JonnyGlitch: instant drain effect in black for 2 mana?
m0nkeyrama: GGs
Blasteg: becoGG
grimpo96: There’s one that exiles an opponents graveyard and you gain life equal to the number of creatures X2
LadyAtarka: GG
Znazl: GG
monakai: Ben is our winner!
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
ninja_theory_ashrams: it izz paragon
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
m0nkeyrama: That was a good game of commander
Fletcherizer: lrrSCOOP
strionic_resonator: the mausoleum's secret was
squigel: moment of craving @JonnyGlitch
Znazl: break?
probablynotasupervillain: Summary Dismissal
ushiikun: GG, that's was great
aussie_rob_w: GG!
niccus: lrrDILLY
Field94: MVP Party Bob
tenthtechpriest: proof that izzet is clearly the best guild
JeremyNoell: lrrSCOOP
strionic_resonator: that there is no secret
loki_lxix: The gift of Cyclonic rift
hd_dabnado: stab wound!
Bionull: In typical melek fashion, melek did nothing.
JonnyGlitch: @squigel is that in the Ravnica sets?
loki_lxix: if you cast it odds are you will win
m0nkeyrama: Party bob had the double kill
ThePerrBearr: random cards under the mat?
chickenace11: Join the Izzet we have death coffee
squigel: no
Dix: uhhhhhh... one more?
fishmanfishfish: writes down "Graham doesn't have any life gain that costs two or less"
freshmaker__: I kinda want to make an all RAV sets EDH deck.
JerecoPlays: Another Cyclonic Rift win.
tehcrashxor: Yay! Game 2!
Blasteg: 5 hour game HYPE
benegesseritmother: awesome, i just got here!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
strionic_resonator: bed time for this east coaster
theonlyangelx: we get a game 2?!
Pharmacistjudge: Are those just tokens under mat?
theonlyangelx: noice!
MCstringer: It Guild Wars 2 tm
Awexdio: "Just gotta play fast" THAT is a mistake in the making right there.
strionic_resonator: enjoy game 2 y'all, I'll catch it on the VOD
theonlyangelx: cya resonator
theonlyangelx: imma go smooch my boyf
theonlyangelx: :3
MilkInBag: interesting zelda remix
aussie_rob_w: I like it.
whenwearebothcats: always be smooching
queenfounder: There always seems to be game 2 when James is here
Officinalis: This is Jammin'
aussie_rob_w: @awexdio four Purphoros decks!
JonnyGlitch: wub wub wub wub
aussie_rob_w: Faaaaast
JonnyGlitch: whenever I hear wubs I think of Matt Wiggins
JonnyGlitch: I'm not sure why
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
wicker_knight: Hey everyone, how's the RNA draft going Kappa
JonnyGlitch: ah, him wearing many hats dancing to his own wubs, I think that was from "how to be an a-hole" or something
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Juliamon: nah Son of a Bitch predates Matt Wubbins
theonlyangelx: back, now imma start sorting some cards
jessiekay94: dice friends is live when I'm playing commander. :(;
Phailhammer: JonnyGlitch: cH episode "Sickness"
MilkInBag: SourPls
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xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Also hat wubbins is a fine DB tradition!
JonnyGlitch: Wait I just checked it's not from "Son of a B"
queenfounder: I wish there could be a counter for how long they'v e been on break
hd_dabnado: run it back!
b240c: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:19.
m0nkeyrama: We're back!
JonnyGlitch: Thanks @Phailhammer !
tergonis: adam you are the best
MilkInBag: the power of DAB
Dix: HAHAHA
Ryenji: lol
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Znazl: NICE
wicker_knight: lrrGARBO
whenwearebothcats: adams dice is ridiculous
thraximore: Never punished
Bladinus: benginDab
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
MilkInBag: wow james with his rules
niccus: hand in hand
aBoredBarista: seabatTROG seabatTROG
tergonis: why no dab!?!???
JonnyGlitch: no it was cocked roll again!
tergonis: you abandoned the magic
Dix: Poggers
Willbrannon: King of the troglodytes!!
MilkInBag: yes, original
Zappeljakob: Original Ravnica had Leylines
Bugberry: Didn't Leylines start in Ravnica?
VoyRising: sergeJustRight
MilkInBag: a lot started in ravnica
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
GenieWH: Thats not guild gate go! What the hell!
Znazl: adam ramping off again
tehfewl: guildpact is when leylines first came out
RagnorakTres: Bolt the bird! Bolt the bird!
Kumakaori: game two?!? whoo hoo!
Bugberry: Original Ravnica added a lot to Modern.
MilkInBag: prettiest island
josh_le_crafter: it bop
tenthtechpriest: the first set of leylines were in guildpact and most of them were mediocre
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
JonnyGlitch: don't bolt the bop!
Dix: B O B
thraximore: Dead Weight the bird
Silver__Knight_: At. Any. Cost.
Dix: ANY. COST.
NarishmaReborn: no fear
Jorge4hg: and again
RagnorakTres: Bolt the Bob! Bolt the Bob!
freshmaker__: Ben are you telling me you didn't want to play the red one? Kappa
wicker_knight: Welcome to the Black Lodge
TheWarbo: look man it's not a *bright* confidant
freshmaker__: !card Leyline of Lightning
LRRbot: Leyline of Lightning [2RR] | Enchantment | If Leyline of Lightning is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, Leyline of Lightning deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
m0nkeyrama: That bird is so pretty
JonnyGlitch: So if you could have Dark Confidant as your Commander, would it do Commander damage to you?
tenthtechpriest: BOB MODE ENGAGE
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: bobs back
NarishmaReborn: bob v bop
JerecoPlays: BOB vs BOP
Silver__Knight_: Man, this card's a real bop!
josh_le_crafter: reveals rakdos, soul leaves body
JonnyGlitch: that's a great BoP Alter
Dix: BobChamp
Zappeljakob: Commander Damage is only Combat Damage
Dix: WAT
ThePerrBearr: to quote friday nights "If you didn't want us to let you die to Dark Confidant, you shouldn't have put it in your deck."
Jorge4hg: not again
Dr_fragenstien: HISSSS
JonnyGlitch: TY @Zappeljakob
LRRbot: Doorkeeper [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | Defender / {2}{U}, {T}: Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.
MilkInBag: here, use this black lotus as a bird token
Zappeljakob: otherwise Rurik Thar would be busted as Heck
LRRbot: Leyline of Lightning [2RR] | Enchantment | If Leyline of Lightning is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, Leyline of Lightning deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
phorrestgaze: sharazod, even banned as a token
Mattmitchell45: A round of Bobs for the table please!
SnivianMoon: Come on now, I thought you knew better. Don't copy that BOPy!
kirbytronic: Somewhere, Wedge awakens and Cameron shivers in fear
Almost_Alaska: Knock, knock open the door. ~ gonna give it to you.
GenieWH: That is still one of m favorite moments in LRR MTG; using Shaharazad in unstable limited
Dix: Casual $400 token. Like ya do.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
m0nkeyrama: oof
thraximore: Woah I called it
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
theonlyangelx: no birds turner
Sektor88: oof
Znazl: LUL
JonnyGlitch: seabatYIKES
Jorge4hg: skin the bird
MilkInBag: and adam's fun went down the drain
Dix: Foil damage counts for more
MalBeam: a rivalry has been declared
Mr_Bitterness: James "Death to all birds!" Turner
m0nkeyrama: James is jealous of your die rolling luck, Adam seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NUTSOFODEN: they're endangered species James
LRRbot: Duskmantle, House of Shadow | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U}{B}, {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
Raithencore235: That Bird of Paradise alter is beautiful
whenwearebothcats: BoPs keeping alterists in warm clothes since 93
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
rennz17: The only defenders I can think of from Ravnica are green. Axebane and Gate gaurdian.
josh_le_crafter: send that bird to the realm of wind and ghosts
azureHaights: Some say bolt the bird, I say shelf the elf
Dix: Such a good Lantern
Zappeljakob: I LOVE that Flavor text from Duskmantle
stupickles___: area bird pays ultimate price
LRRbot: Hammerfist Giant [4RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [5/4] | {T}: Hammerfist Giant deals 4 damage to each creature without flying and each player.
Silver__Knight_: Can't wait for this to go up on youtube so the comments can say they always pick on Adam and never let him have fun
Bugberry: Duskmantle's flavor text is PEAK Dimir.
Dix: ddddddddddomed
NihilismRacoon: That seems like a somewhat poor use of removal lol
rennz17: Besides Doorkeeper.
JonnyGlitch: Is this really a "curse" or is James just a bully? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Jorge4hg: james why you hitting yourself
queenfounder: I love y'all making up interesting formats
SpookySpaghooti: lmao
queenfounder: Yeah, youtube loves Sergew
ferro_man: what are the house rules for ravnica only commander?
rubbercluckey: will you think about doing another one of these? With the other guilds?
n3ther: picking on Adam is the best though Kappa
SpookySpaghooti: Serge always has fun no matter what
TehAmelie: wait, Adam is NOT a leveled judge?
Dr_fragenstien: "slowly" it's dealt 10 to you
LRRbot: Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{U}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until your next turn, you may cast that card if it's an instant or sorcery card.
aussie_rob_w: Bob is a creature, remember.
MilkInBag: no but he's a leveled trog
freshmaker__: I'd love to see this done for different blocks. MIrrodin, Zendikar etc.
josh_le_crafter: the the sweetest cinnamon roll to stripmine lock you
NihilismRacoon: Adam is a sinnamon roll, Serge is a cinnamon roll
l0gin4me: I think the format would benefit from the simple addition of an allowance for 3-5 lands from outside the sets
strigonLeader: The airing of Serge related grievances
theonlyangelx: pickin on adam is our thing, lay off seabatTROG
tenthtechpriest: he's kicking your ass! that's why he's so happy!
Silver__Knight_: ferro_man only cards printed in any rav set, plus basics
VoyRising: I only just started watching this, what's the format?
Bionull: I tried to run nivix in melek. It's sooooo bad.
Znazl: NICE
Pharmacistjudge: Nagging serge about judge stuff is how I got to know the LRR crew
VoyRising: Is it only ravnica cards?
josh_le_crafter: woot
NexusVoxx: @VoyRising yes
Bugberry: Guardian Pact in singleton on Arena is amazing.
LRRbot: Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal four land cards, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
ThePerrBearr: @VoyRising yes
Silver__Knight_: VoyRising plus basics
LRRbot: Sinister Sabotage [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Surveil 1.
m0nkeyrama: Guardian project is really good in a singleton format
tenthtechpriest: cards from ravnica sets only
MilkInBag: hi-bye
VoyRising: Cool, thanks all.
josh_le_crafter: Serge, the nicest person to land lock you
ferro_man: @Silver__Knight_ so just basic commander rues then
Baldrash: My Roon deck needs that Guardian Project.
JonnyGlitch: Ben: "How... about no"
aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge that’s adorable!
thraximore: why you gotta do that
Zappeljakob: Revenge for the Notion Thief
LRRbot: Rakdos Cluestone [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Rakdos Cluestone: Draw a card.
korvys: What did james flip?
Willbrannon: Lame. He didnt have his commander yet
minksterella_: I missed the very end of last game, who won
Silver__Knight_: ferro_man aside from the set restitution, yes
azureHaights: Judy, Judy, Judy
ThePerrBearr: judge judy?
loki_lxix: winning the last game was revenge for the Notion Thief
JonnyGlitch: I used to work in the theater with a Judy, seems apropos
m0nkeyrama: Judith, the Rakdos guild leader Kappa
Skudd: What a weird flavor interaction. The Izzet player used Sinister Sabotage on the Dimir player.
curious_bob: Who won the first match chat?
silenceaux: She judges your swag. And finds it wanting.
TheWarbo: Judith, the Serge Diva
MrPolyK: Ben won
NexusVoxx: wyld
MilkInBag: graham, are you chugging moonshine?
LRRbot: Thousand-Year Storm [4UR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Znazl: UHOH
wafflesoup: Judge!
josh_le_crafter: oh no
Silver__Knight_: G are you just taking rips from a growler?
NarishmaReborn: oh my
sivakrytos: any eye of the storm
curious_bob: @mrpolyk Danka
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature — Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One.
GenieWH: @m0nkeyrama Judith isnt the guild leader of Rakdos, Rakdos is the guild leader of Rakdos
v_nome: So what were the rules for these decks? Only cards printed in Ravnica sets?
hd_dabnado: storm on a stick
Pharmacistjudge: @wafflesoup yes?
Lucaan: Experiment One PogChamp
l0gin4me: bob has done 7 damage to non-James players and how much to James? 13?
Silver__Knight_: v_nome plus basics
LRRbot: Wight of Precinct Six [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Wight of Precinct Six gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your opponents' graveyards.
SpookySpaghooti: Judith, Rakdos' understudy
tenthtechpriest: thousand year storm, because everything needs storm
Zalbin: Did Ben have 6 mana?
SpookySpaghooti: The first Undergrowth card
Toxxick: @GenieWH Does Rakdos finally have his mind back? Wasnt there shenanigans with someone trying to control him and it fractured his mind?
silenceaux: Bear with potential
wafflesoup: @Pharmacistjudge Sorry, I was thinking Eye of the Storm and that they would need a Judge
JonnyGlitch: Upside Bear!
m0nkeyrama: LUL @GenieWH I know, I was poking fun at Adam, who thought she was the guildleader during one of his home streams
NexusVoxx: the upside of maybe being a bigger bear
v_nome: @Silver__Knight_ They didn't have basics in Ravnica? :-p
JonnyGlitch: katesBeans
SpookySpaghooti: @Toxxick he's back to normal, as normal as a millenia old demon lord can be
NexusVoxx: aw beans
loki_lxix: nice catch
Znazl: go to cheatstep
azureHaights: Beansineering
freshmaker__: lol imagine that at 5
niccus: now a 1001-year storm
Silver__Knight_: v_nome not the way most limited matches went :P
JonnyGlitch: Storm is on the horizion
josh_le_crafter: bentrayal
korvys: What did James/Bob flip?
GenieWH: I actually just finished my Thousand-Year Storm commander deck. Im still looking for the commander though; BUR Grixis
Jorge4hg: i don't wanna imagine
aussie_rob_w: Swamp this time.
tenthtechpriest: OwOops
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
postmodernpajamawrestler: top 10 anime betrayal betrayals
queenfounder: But Bob...
Aceplayer46: Is that a dimir card, in Ben's deck DansGame
MilkInBag: 5 drop paradox engine into 6 drop thousand year storm apparently leads to many scoops
chickenace11: @GenieWH are looking for ideas or the actually card?
TheWarbo: "Thousand Year Storm" is my favorite mechanic from the new Civ 6 expansion.
CastleOtranto: Now you know me. I'm Joan of Arc's foster grampa, Toots.
aussie_rob_w: Bob got dizzy.
the_bus_slumbers: So we gave Adam shit for “ass over teakettle” but “full of beans” goes unremarked?
freshmaker__: That's why you just play on mtgo and let the machines do all the work
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
GenieWH: No, imtrying to figure out the best commander to use for it
Dix: Oh no
hd_dabnado: wow
MrPhlip: I've never been entirely clear on what problem commander damage is trying to solve...
Sektor88: uhhhh
m0nkeyrama: Trapped! Like rats!
NarishmaReborn: hahahahha
Jorge4hg: excuse me
kamelion84: lrrWOW
NexusVoxx: @MrPhlip the problem of infinite lifegain
hd_dabnado: this is a whole new game now
MilkInBag: bob will reveal three 8 drops in a row
ushiikun: @MrPhlip Making aggro work. 120 is a lot of damage to do without it.
aussie_rob_w: @mrphlip it wasn’t a problem originally, it was a neat interaction with the 7/7 Elders. It was a clean win.
NexusVoxx: @MrPhlip and also it started out as "getting hit 3 times by an 8-drop you deserve to lose"
Dix: !card thousand-year storm
LRRbot: Thousand-Year Storm [4UR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.
aussie_rob_w: R. K. Post also makes Pack Rat tokens!
LRRbot: Doubling Season [4G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. / If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
GenieWH: Look at that sause
JonnyGlitch: TokenTime!
aussie_rob_w: RTR did have 1/1 Rat tokens though.
m0nkeyrama: Doubling season seabatTROG
NexusVoxx: bbr is the sound of scrying
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: swarm of pack rats oh god
corpocracy: There are some powerful cards on the table
queenfounder: Scry and Bob would be good
chickenace11: @GenieWH I would go with Jelva, scourge of nephalia if you are trying to make an instant and scorcery themed deck
Blasteg: the library! It's moving!
niccus: powerful enchantments free for all forming
m0nkeyrama: We need that blue source seabatBRAIN
Lancer827: Next to the cyclonic rift, that doubling season is probably one of the best cards in this format
Dix: HO BBY
GenieWH: @chickenace11 ironically enough, I think shes one of the three I wanted, and I -think- shes the one I used tonight
GreatGodOm: There are not Pack-Rat tokens. Since they would just be Pack-Rat. That's also why there are no Giant Adephage tokens.
SirZapdos: mmm whatcha say
NarishmaReborn: scry 1 scry 1 scry 1
LRRbot: Char [2R] | Instant | Char deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Znazl: scry 1 x3 PogChamp
GenieWH: I tested it out against a friend and it worked pretty well
Digitaldude2: !card quasiduplicate
LRRbot: Quasiduplicate [1UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Jump-start
LRRbot: Quasiduplicate [1UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Jump-start
JonnyGlitch: if you quiasiduplicate 4 times is that a full duplication?
Dix: so hateful
JonnyGlitch: sadness goes on the stack
lonlycracker: isnt char izzet?
kirbytronic: Double Party Bob
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
aussie_rob_w: I think I’ve found the legit best card in Momir Vig Basic.
TheWarbo: "I have feels as a state-based effect"
tenthtechpriest: in response: cry
loki_lxix: Let Graham have fun you cowards
postmodernpajamawrestler: Sadness does not go on the stack as it is a special action
Silver__Knight_: lonlycracker no guild watermark,
Mr_Bitterness: At... any.... COST
Krokaar: stop. hitting. yourself.
Dix: Probably gotta kill Bob soon
Jorge4hg: fine he said
JorgeDubya: 18 Bob 2 Char
Pharmacistjudge: I’m going to laugh if Adam casually plays and ults Kiora
FlyingUltraCar: sadness is like unmorphing
sivakrytos: it's not scry 3 tho
l0gin4me: Bob has done 20 to James, 5 to Ben and 2 to Adam
aussie_rob_w: That’s amazing.
josh_le_crafter: reveals rakdos, everything becomes balanced
lonlycracker: @Silver__Knight_ fair
JonnyGlitch: you can scry 3 every turn if you want Graham, but it will be a GRV
m0nkeyrama: LUL
planet_novation: not scry 3 just scry 1 x3
Znazl: could still quasidup etrata
queenfounder: Technically scrying 1 3 times
freshmaker__: Cheat, obviously.
Blasteg: isn't there a 20 drop in the game? or was it 20/20 for 12?
m0nkeyrama: RIP @Pharmacistjudge
Bugberry: Just wait, Kiora is going to show up in WAR i bet.
MilkInBag: I'm pretty sure the Boshy is allowed to play outside ravnica
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg the largest black border cmc is 16. Draco.
NarishmaReborn: play the secret preview War of the Spark Kiora
Pharmacistjudge: Fair fair
JonnyGlitch: "I can't wait to see how Ben will kill us all"
m0nkeyrama: The only planeswalker Adam had access to was a Jace @Pharmacistjudge
Mattmitchell45: I look forward to every Planeswalker being a Ravnica planeswalker
azureHaights: @Pharmacistjudge I mean, you'll still laugh if he does it
phorrestgaze: I really wanted to see high storm count char
aussie_rob_w: “If you didn’t want Dark Tutelage to kill you, you shouldn’t have put it in your Commander deck.” - James, in Friday Nights.
silenceaux: I'm not sure that 1000 year will get to go off here. In standard it usually has a pile of cantrips to fuel a deadly lightning bolt or something
Atifexe: Doubling Season?
MCstringer: Commander damage
ninja_theory_ashrams: math is FUNdamental
silenceaux: Granted, there's a lot of spells that doubling one of them will be bad enough.
MCstringer: >.>
azureHaights: @aussie_rob_w I remember that quote! (because I just submitted the subtitles for that ep a week or so ago)
MilkInBag: so Adam, how's life
SpookySpaghooti: yeah 1000 plus Melek seems like a pretty sweet combo... if you have the right cards
Znazl: ben has become that which he hates
aussie_rob_w: I don’t like the
m0nkeyrama: Hoping for a blue source BlessRNG BlessRNG
Bugberry: I consider Burn just as antifun as Control. Kills me before I can do anything meaningful.
MilkInBag: the weather heh?
tenthtechpriest: he has become the storm player
freshmaker__: mind grind
SpookySpaghooti: Graham gotta start using those CommandZone political tactics
JonnyGlitch: "I need a blue source! Hanging out for a blue source till the end of the night!"
TheWarbo: James with some keen analysis
MilkInBag: mind grind
LRRbot: Mind Grind [XUB] | Sorcery | Each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal X land cards, then puts all cards revealed this way into their graveyard. X can't be 0.
tergonis: mindgrind
NexusVoxx: mind grind
freshmaker__: GOT IT
postmodernpajamawrestler: what a fun card
Type_One___: ohh boy
Aceplayer46: YES GRAHAM
JonnyGlitch: seabatYIKES
Zappeljakob: YOU PROMISED BEN
MilkInBag: poor adam will flip 5 islands
Spectre97: I won a game by copying my opponent's Mind Grind for 6 before
Sektor88: uhoh
control_rig: Ben stop
SpookySpaghooti: whoooooa
control_rig: Stop
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
tenthtechpriest: I spy tibor and lumia
Znazl: oooooooooooo
NexusVoxx: bye gas
phorrestgaze: oooooooooooo
JonnyGlitch: Imagine if I said "basic land card", that would mill some commander decks
queenfounder: Yaaaaaas
ThePerrBearr: and suddenly ben doesn't have a mana curse
m0nkeyrama: Oh no, Adam's going to lose his blue sources NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: WHAT
MuffinsOnAHill: Wow
control_rig: What is this
Sektor88: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
SpookySpaghooti: that fourth land was a long time coming
GenieWH: OOF
m0nkeyrama: Woooow
SpookySpaghooti: holy hell
Jorge4hg: wtf
tenthtechpriest: GELECTRODE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dix: hahahahaha
e_bloc: lrrWOW
kamelion84: katesLol
marchionessshallan: ooooooooooof
Dix: GET GOT
control_rig: HAHAHAH
GenieWH: NotLikeThis
l0gin4me: lrrWOW
Jacobontherun1: He could go all the way!
ArcticAimee: Ouch
Skudd: Wooooooow
NexusVoxx: *how many lands are you runnung*
Spectre97: I wanna get off Mirko Vosk's wild slide
silenceaux: Just GETTING there
wafflesoup: I am crying
MilkInBag: at least there were jump start
queenfounder: Perfect
RagnorakTres: Get GOT
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
loki_lxix: You deserve it clap clap clapclapclap
freshmaker__: watch it mill all adams islands
Zappeljakob: Electrickery would have been nice
Znazl: Official count plzz!
postmodernpajamawrestler: YEET
timiam: Big oof
phorrestgaze: that's a chunkin'
IgnisDeus: wow lol
RagnorakTres: Good lord
stupickles___: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben playing 18 lands in Commander.
Silver__Knight_: This is your karma for flipping lands off of party bob
SpookySpaghooti: Adam's face there was pure comedy
tergonis: how many lands are you running? Kappa
Jorge4hg: it's not gonna hurt that hard....
azureHaights: lrrAWW
SpookySpaghooti: Vorel in the yard is reeeeeeeally bad
aussie_rob_w: Please somebody clip that.
Pseudonym_Ken: He hit five
MilkInBag: huh oh
Dix: this is nuts
Dix: oh.. oh my god
JonnyGlitch: what a combo!
MilkInBag: that was a deece grind
skiplives: wow
JonnyGlitch: is that now a 20/20?
Zalbin: mill 27 hit 5 creatures
SpookySpaghooti: isnt there a card that causes life loss every time you mill a card????
ritchards: right into the mic
tenthtechpriest: big oof for ben
GenieWH: oh crap; Ben is just ded
MilkInBag: @SpookySpaghooti mindcrank
JonnyGlitch: v-v-v-v-vaaaluuueeeee!
SpookySpaghooti: !card Mindcrank
LRRbot: Mindcrank [2] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent loses life, that player puts that many cards from the top of their library into their graveyard.
MilkInBag: oh wait that's the other part
loki_lxix: casually kills ben?
MrPolyK: duskmantle guildmage
SpookySpaghooti: damn that would have straight up killed Ben
freshmaker__: !card duskmantle guildmage
LRRbot: Duskmantle Guildmage [UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}{B}: Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere this turn, that player loses 1 life. / {2}{U}{B}: Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
DrEinstein99: !card duskmantle guildmage
LRRbot: Duskmantle Guildmage [UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}{B}: Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere this turn, that player loses 1 life. / {2}{U}{B}: Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: that was disgusting
SpookySpaghooti: ohp
tenthtechpriest: 'just' a 16/16
SpookySpaghooti: there we go thanks freshmaker
DrEinstein99: yup and the guildmage is in this format
MuffinsOnAHill: 2 mana 16/16
postmodernpajamawrestler: only 4 more to exactsies james or ben
JonnyGlitch: so... anyone have graveyard hate?
SpookySpaghooti: for 3 mana extra G could have killed Ben
SirZapdos: i feel so alone
n3ther: swang eh
aussie_rob_w: Gutterbones and PaCK Rat Combo
SirZapdos: graham has clear the mind
MilkInBag: G, are you drinking moonshine?
JonnyGlitch: attacking into a full hand of open blue and red is... risky, esp if tapped out
m0nkeyrama: LUL Graham
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
JonnyGlitch: (read: dumb)
MilkInBag: huuuuuuuuuh
ritchards: 100 card deck, so 27 cards, whatever
raze667: rift is such a stuipid card.
SirZapdos: pick up your tokens James
tergonis: overload and buyback
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pick up your tokens James.
Znazl: storm count 1
loki_lxix: better capsize?
NarishmaReborn: #banrift
TheWarbo: Capsize Rift?
m0nkeyrama: Adam can play things now seabatTROG
JerecoPlays: That is just a dumb card.
SpookySpaghooti: whats buyback on the storm scale?
Bladinus: buyback for 0
raze667: Honestly I do feel like it's bannable.
JonnyGlitch: PiCk uP YoUr ToKiNs
freshmaker__: Cool bottle
aussie_rob_w: All you need is a Soulfire Grandmaster and 4 mana
MuffinsOnAHill: At least he's only casting it once. I know someone who made a deck around casting and recurring Cyclonic Rift.
Enthralimund: buyback cost = sneaky cheat
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti 8
Znazl: da grumbla
MilkInBag: i found you pretty courageous to just chug hard liquor
phorrestgaze: I thought people we're going with howler for that
Crashzxs: similar to alex's stoli bottle :P
aussie_rob_w: Oh that’s a grumbler!
e_bloc: I have the strangest gutterbones
SpookySpaghooti: gutterbones! he gutters, he bones, he makes julienne fries
RayFK: Do it you coward
Pharmacistjudge: Or at least that is what graham wants us to think it is
ryder0802: Glad it was water. Though G was trying to get hammered as fast as possible on camera
freshmaker__: what the heck is an ounce?
blackwlf: Which would be entertaining, but in a different way.
JonnyGlitch: @phorrestgaze , well, decibel wise, wouldn't a Howler be bigger than a growler?
seraphim_mist: finally caught this life
RayFK: FINE
skizmo229: seeing person hydrate themselves with high quality H20 "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG"
Skudd: Only if you play Orzhov, Graham
aussie_rob_w: You’ve mentioned the grumbler on Gvlogs before I think.
Znazl: 16 1/1 spirits?
MilkInBag: chug everclear for the audience, or something OpieOP
Dr_fragenstien: so many spirits they call you obzedat
Fugi: bring me beer too jordan
Mewr11: Now, are those 1/1 flying black and white spirit tokens from afterlife?
JonnyGlitch: Grumbler < Growler < Howler
NexusVoxx: @freshmaker__ about 30mL
RayFK: The next time I see graham I just shove a 750 of vodka into his hands and say GO COWARD
Ritaspirithntr: OOOH!!! I'll take a soda!!!
m0nkeyrama: Spirits trapped in Graham equal to or less than the number trapped in Adam?
NickTheDM: @mewr11 nah they’re the colorless kamigawa spirits
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
blackwlf: @NickTheDM So sake?
SpookySpaghooti: @m0nkeyrama now that Adam is the Boshy he has been purged of his negative spirits
NexusVoxx: sassy syncopate art lady aw ye
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
JonnyGlitch: Well, Adam has 10,000 screaming ghosts in him, I'm not sure how many would fit in Graham
m0nkeyrama: LUL
freshmaker__: @NexusVoxx Thanks. Google says 16 ounces is 473 mls, for those playing at home.
MilkInBag: huh oh
LRRbot: Stitch in Time [1UR] | Sorcery | Flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.
aussie_rob_w: If you want to storm off, Syncopate for 0 is pretty good...
shdragon: OH NOOOO
Feminine_Desires: OMG
chickenace11: This is a great card
Znazl: Popping OFF
e_bloc: well gg Ben
Ryenji: uh oh
MilkInBag: also it has storm so, 3 times stitch
SpookySpaghooti: Slightly worse time walk
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Jacobontherun1: He's storming off
JonnyGlitch: "I choose, heads or tails"
Mr_Bitterness: Que the Alex "Oooooh noooooooo!"
tenthtechpriest: STORM IS ON
Fruan: Welp.
freshmaker__: the same mission briefing?
r10pez10: the best card
SpookySpaghooti: stitch in time is gonna be rough if he casts
SpookySpaghooti: wait im sorry WHEN
Dix: DBloon
Spectre97: The DBloon
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
SpookySpaghooti: DBloon?
skiplives: I thought Ben was becoming Cam, but he's turning into Jer
chickenace11: Also play testing and it is bonkers with the mirari conjecture
n3ther: WutFace
JonnyGlitch: "I'm going to the shops, let me know if it resolves, let me know if it resolves"
tenthtechpriest: DBLOON CHALLENGE CHECK, WHO IS BUYING ICECREAM
lonlycracker: but G isn't wearing jeans today
Pharmacistjudge: I have mine. I don’t owe anyone a beer
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: yes
MrPhlip: Graham is an ordinary boy and that's the way I like it.
JonnyGlitch: dang it i repeated myself repeated myself
SpookySpaghooti: Ben suddenly playing Nexus of Fate
aussie_rob_w: Yeah they do.
MilkInBag: #BlameJames
m0nkeyrama: Tails never fails
JonnyGlitch: never flip against James
seraphim_mist: oh no
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
kamelion84: katesLol
SpookySpaghooti: did James even flip it???
lordinkdeath27: he has one more right
NihilismRacoon: One more
MilkInBag: no
postmodernpajamawrestler: such is like when one copies stitch in time
Diabore: !card mission briefing
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
postmodernpajamawrestler: life*
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals damage to a player, you may draw a card. / {U}{R}: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals 1 damage to any target.
lordinkdeath27: i thoght he stormed 3
Skudd: You can absolutely Mission Briefing Mission briefing
Jorge4hg: such is life
Raithencore235: Maybe it's a secret 3 sided coin!
Digitaldude2: !card thousand year
LRRbot: Did you mean: Thousand-Year Elixir; Thousand-Year Storm
blackwlf: He had 3 copies, so he should've had one more flip for the original cast.
NihilismRacoon: 3 copies he has to flip 4 times
Diabore: if ben had 1 more blue mana he could have returned his extra turn spell
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TheBorzoi: 18 month streak, 21 total. Is that special somehow?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheBorzoi! (Today's storm count: 85)
raze667: no original and two copies. it was the third spell
Digitaldude2: !card thousand-year
LRRbot: Did you mean: Thousand-Year Elixir; Thousand-Year Storm
MilkInBag: yes you're missing a flip
Znazl: island PogChamp
Zappeljakob: and 2 copies, you cast 2 spells before it
korvys: No, 2 copies
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He had cast 2 previous spells.
Zappeljakob: It was correct
MuffinsOnAHill: No. 2 copies
Dr_fragenstien: the storm count was at 2 becore casting it
SpookySpaghooti: how fitting that Niv Mizzet goes infinite with all other versions of himself
josh_le_crafter: no
mcspikes: the origianl and 2 copies
NexusVoxx: if flip was 3rd spell you have 3 total
Jorge4hg: it was correct
e_bloc: you cast 2 spells before it
planet_novation: it copies for each cast before it
Jungie26: 2 copies was right
TheWarbo: He syncopated, didnt he?
josh_le_crafter: 1 draw, 2 missions, 3 turns
Pharmacistjudge: No. You can radical and briefing
MilkInBag: syncopate?
aussie_rob_w: For each OTHER. 2 was right.
Skudd: Didn't he Suncopate?
lordinkdeath27: oh ok storm 2 not 3 thats what got me
SpookySpaghooti: wait he Remanded
e_bloc: he discarded syncopate
SpookySpaghooti: didnt he?
JonnyGlitch: *Serge Magically Appears* "Ok Hold up! Let's back it up!"
Pharmacistjudge: The second briefing copy is not cast
m0nkeyrama: ADAM
niccus: remand was returned but not played
Jungie26: Sync was discarded to jumpstart
freshmaker__: Bio Fam!
DrEinstein99: no he didnt cast remand
TheWarbo: Ahh, okay
Fofo57007: he discarded the syncopate
m0nkeyrama: I have good news about Joe!
e_bloc: he targeted remad but did not cast it
renegadEgg14: It is hard for me to tell these guys apart. Glad they have different colored boxes, though orange and red are kinda close
the_one_and_only_kim: targetted remand, didnt cast
Feminine_Desires: @SpookySpaghooti no he didn't, did not have the mana for it
aussie_rob_w: No, he discarded Syncopate and Remand was targeted but not cast.
silenceaux: Hooray, Adam gets to play!
josh_le_crafter: weird dog adam has there
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DrEinstein99: he could have targeted elcetrickery and had one more flip
LRRbot: Dimir Locket [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice Dimir Locket: Draw two cards.
DrEinstein99: rather than remand
ritchards: Chromatic Lantern is such a great card!
JonnyGlitch: CL seems like a good choice with the limited fixing
Pharmacistjudge: I was paying extra attention in case
Diabore: @m0nkeyrama good for joe, seemed he was having a tough time there
TheWarbo: Graham you're in Dimir, you can't play White
m0nkeyrama: Yee
aussie_rob_w: Or targeted Syncopate and got an extra flip.
m0nkeyrama: @Diabore He clutched there at the end
JonnyGlitch: @ritchards usually not in normal commander though right? cos of the 3 slot and abundant fixing available?
ancientspark: I'm back from my shower, how much damage has James done to himself?
SpookySpaghooti: YES
MilkInBag: KAPOW
Diabore: @m0nkeyrama good to hear he doesnt have to continue bashing his head against that particular wall
SpookySpaghooti: SHOW = STOPPED
josh_le_crafter: YEAH
NexusVoxx: @ancientspark all the 21 he's taken so far
JonnyGlitch: Are YOU a Deamon, Ben?
phorrestgaze: take down the stream, show's over.
MilkInBag: a demon, an imp, a devil, a zombie, a dragon, a beast and an ooze walk into a bar
Pharmacistjudge: If it’s tails it has to get on the desert bus and go away?
MilkInBag: LUL
KennyMorgan: and the wight gets bigger
lazemby: fuck this weird dog in particular
silenceaux: So that was what, one out of four?
korvys: Wight gets bigger
e_bloc: tos
MCstringer: Wright is bigger
Zappeljakob: A human ooze
Znazl: rakos the chupacabra
phorrestgaze: eff this one dog in particular
SpookySpaghooti: Rakdos saw that the weird dog was freaking out the audience
m0nkeyrama: LUL
JonnyGlitch: wHaT's wRoNg WiTh yOuR DoG?
aussie_rob_w: Wight goes up by 1.
Jorge4hg: hahaha
m0nkeyrama: Poor dog thing
Diabore: its dead? continue
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And now, the main attraction: Biomancer's familiar !
MilkInBag: rakdos saw a pog, immediatly killed it
korvys: Fuck that one dog thing in particular
NexusVoxx: aw G thats so good
ritchards: Rakdos, the ShOWOstopper
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
NexusVoxx: rofl
aussie_rob_w: G, you’re hilarious.
Diabore: james cant stop hurting himself
MilkInBag: I meant pug
phorrestgaze: at least bob won't hit rakdos
JonnyGlitch: James "Masochist" Turner
Jorge4hg: james wants to party
Swamplor: Rakdos was in The Thing, only he speaks Norwegian, so the plot was much shorter
m0nkeyrama: Bob has done so much damage to James in these games LUL
azureHaights: Power Is Knowledge
josh_le_crafter: James "into masochism" turner?
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [4/4] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind deals 1 damage to any target. / {T}: Draw a card.
Lancer827: gg
wafflesoup: Resolve
Zalbin: no
Dr_fragenstien: it's not an infinite loop
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He can't kill everyone; he'll deck himself first.
Diabore: how many cards does ben have left?
planet_novation: not infi
strigonLeader: can you have both nivs?
tenthtechpriest: it's not infinite
raze667: does he have more than 96 cards in his deck...?
Zappeljakob: you deal, draw and deal another
chickenace11: it only goes for one round of triggerings
korvys: !card Niv-mizzet
LRRbot: Did you mean: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius; Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind; Niv-Mizzet, Parun
MilkInBag: isnt it the 63rd niv?
n3ther: not to mention he is limited by his deck size
aitsu100: its a dif combo
korvys: !card Niv-mizzet, parun
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
loki_lxix: or curiosity
rennz17: It’s Niv plus curiosity
DrEinstein99: where is the combo there?
underhill33: Miv-Nizzet
Reachkid1: Spy kit also works
tenthtechpriest: as someone who has lived the dream of having all 3 nivs on the board, infinite IS possible. just not with those
JonnyGlitch: Cold Day, Hard Nivs
LadyAtarka: Love Bens side of the board lol
MCstringer: Bizzaro Niv-mizzet
TheWarbo: SO now it's each draw gives you two pings?
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think there's a card that allows niv to go infinite in the ravnica sets
chickenace11: niv mizzet is a great way to get hated out of a play group
ry54451: Niv TRIzzet
LRRbot: Urban Evolution [3GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
aussie_rob_w: !card Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals damage to a player, you may draw a card. / {U}{R}: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals 1 damage to any target.
josh_le_crafter: Niv mizzet, and Niv mizzet with a hat
Bugberry: Niv left all the dumb animal dragons
ArtemisKing: i feel like Niv and Bolas have similar aesthetics
aussie_rob_w: !card spy kit
LRRbot: Spy Kit [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name. / Equip {2}
Bugberry: @ArtemisKing Which is why their inevitable clash will be legendary
louisnashelsky: urban is mvp in my mazes end deck
ArtemisKing: exactly!
azureHaights: Fathoming the Unfathomable... "unfathomable"
stupickles___: got a feeling Adam is gonna win this one
aussie_rob_w: @reachkid1 sorry, Spy Kit doesn’t work.
strigonLeader: just one island
strigonLeader: just one
strigonLeader: it's enough
korvys: I think Ben is infinite - he has Dracogenius and Firemind, right?
MilkInBag: cleanup step, i stop smoking
Pharmacistjudge: Just checked. There is no infinite with any combination of Nivs
Mewr11: Dammit James, you made me yawn
JonnyGlitch: Adam, sitting quietly in the corner, establishing a board state
ArtemisKing: curiosity and original niv is infinite
NexusVoxx: 2 nivs dont go infinite together
josh_le_crafter: @pharmacistjudge wut?
TheWarbo: Yeah, Dracogenius only draws of damage *that Dracogenius does*
Mornish: I don't think any of the nivz go infinite together unless I'm missing something
korvys: Oh, it's right, yes
aussie_rob_w: @korvys Dracogenius cares only about Dracogenius dealing damage.
VazSun: is this only ravnica cards?
korvys: Right, got it
NexusVoxx: @VazSun yes
fishmanfishfish: @pharmacistjudge there's one. infinite powaaahhhhh
korvys: yeah
planet_novation: the new niv still doesn't go infinite
m0nkeyrama: LUL
phorrestgaze: eff these bones in particular
MilkInBag: james cut you off of blue to NOT have fun OpieOP
dacardczar: This is how friendships are formed!
SmashTCG: hurtfull
aitsu100: niv needs a certain enchantment to go infinite normally
Jorge4hg: they're extinct james
TheWarbo: James "Knows How To Play Magic" Turner
LRRbot: Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal four land cards, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Taking someone off a color is kind of BM in Commander.
tehcrashxor: Well, he is The Fixer
DrEinstein99: !card curiosity
LRRbot: Curiosity [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
marchionessshallan: James keeps trying to "win"
raze667: I thought James retired champion.... again.
phorrestgaze: always #blamejames
Fugi: if james weren't here we'd be on game 1
azureHaights: Places to be, Ice Cream to buy
VazSun: james "keeps em honest" turner
LRRbot: Bond of Agony [XB] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Each other player loses X life.
Reachkid1: If you use Grusilda to combine dracogengious and firemind that should work
aussie_rob_w: I play like James.
Megatrauma: Warmonger, you say? 🤔
Fableist: i thought james didnt play commander after retiring champion?
Pharmacistjudge: James. You have to channel serge to ruin people’s mana and still be loved
aussie_rob_w: “Imma drop threats, deal with it.”
stevestein: Come for the Magic, stay for the #Adames banter.
josh_le_crafter: DO IT TURNER!!!!
MilkInBag: this card is great with dark ritual on turn 1
NexusVoxx: his spell is exiled
JonnyGlitch: he only needs to get every else to 17 without loosing any more
Zappeljakob: he dies to SBA before it resolves
EJGRgunner: You cannot pay life you don't have. You can pay at most 17
SmashTCG: Angels gace ?
lazemby: then ben pings him in response and he dies?
MilkInBag: you can pay 18
Bugberry: I love the art on Bond of Agony.
MrPhlip: @EJGRgunner nah, you can pay down to exactly 0
NexusVoxx: @EJGRgunner you can pay your last life just fine
lazemby: so his spell doesn't resolve?
Bladinus: reverberate it James!
Silver__Knight_: EJGRgunner he has 18 life and can pat 18
Megatrauma: I hope there's a Repay in Kind in that deck
Silver__Knight_: pay*
ferro_man: 4 mana rakdos time?
Pharmacistjudge: Sadly debt to the deathless is WB
insane_42: I agree to the terms of your acceptance
NexusVoxx: spiderman clone meme rakdos
LRRbot: Desecration Demon [2BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Desecration Demon and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
ferro_man: awwww yeah, it's my buddy desecration demon
MilkInBag: waiiiiiiiiit, I just read how Bond of Agony works, it's terrible
m0nkeyrama: Too bad exsanguinate isn't ravnica
aussie_rob_w: Standard Awesome
MilkInBag: you have to pay both life AND mana
VazSun: Debt to the deathless is
silenceaux: Regenerate only prevents Destroy, not Sacrifice, right?
aussie_rob_w: @milkinbag yup.
VazSun: but it's orzhov
RassilonDND: is a goblin half a bear?
JonnyGlitch: "Can't attack, eating"
NexusVoxx: @silenceaux yes
Silver__Knight_: silenceaux correct
MilkInBag: so it would cost 19 mana to cast it for 18
stupickles___: right
Pharmacistjudge: As a competitive magic judge: I hate the desecration demon
Skudd: Everybody. Exsanguinate is "each opponent."
phorrestgaze: we appreciate everyone lrrHEART benginHeart
MilkInBag: yeah exsanguinate is a brutal finisher
SpookySpaghooti: !card Exsanginuate
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: So many missed trigger warnings-so many
MilkInBag: !card exsanguinate
LRRbot: Exsanguinate [XBB] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
SpookySpaghooti: woops
VazSun: shame no one's in orzhov
DrEinstein99: !card desicration demon
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: Exsanguinate is scars of mirrodin
SpookySpaghooti: Exsanguinate is from Mirrodin
SpookySpaghooti: the Ravnican version is Debt to the Deathless
LRRbot: Beacon Bolt [1UR] | Sorcery | Beacon Bolt deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / Jump-start
NexusVoxx: bacon bolt
SpookySpaghooti: !card Debt to the
Zappeljakob: which is White and Black, unfortunately
JonnyGlitch: mmm.... bacon
aussie_rob_w: Desecration Demon was really bad with Lingering Souls in Standard, then really good as soon as Innistrad rotated.
SpookySpaghooti: !card Debt to the Deathless
NexusVoxx: plus exile dont forget
JonnyGlitch: *eyroll* that's YOUR job Ben
SpookySpaghooti: Lrrbot is yelling at me for using the !card command, really weird i havent gotten this before?
MilkInBag: + exile ben
Pharmacistjudge: Don’t forget exile instant/sorc
planet_novation: !card Debt to the Deathless
LRRbot: Debt to the Deathless [XWWBB] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
NINJAmumyRAMSES: bolt is 17?
Mornish: includes exile
lazemby: did he already have a spell this turn?
Skyotonic: @LoadingReadyRun ello commander players and chat :D
Mornish: not that matters lol
SpookySpaghooti: Debt is such a cool card, i love it
ritchards: @SpookySpaghooti if you repeat a ! command too quickly, LRRbot complains
JonnyGlitch: "How much damage?" "Enough"
NUTSOFODEN: grahmn took commander dmg frm rakdos didnt he?
Kykiwi: james can be put in the comanzone
ANDORK3: no orzhov is upsetting
Pharmacistjudge: Eh it’s overkill for the 6 toughness stuff anyway
loki_lxix: 23/23
Kykiwi: Oh ic
NUTSOFODEN: oh yeah
ArtemisKing: Rakdos has too many shows to stop to lead the guild
MilkInBag: judith will become a planeswalker and be killed because she could be interesting
SmashTCG: "entertain me:"
NexusVoxx: the point of the rakdos guild is to keep rakdos from destoying everyone
TheWarbo: wait. there's *lore* behind the fun card game with the pretty art?
SpookySpaghooti: Rakdos is the "cool" uncle who only shows up at holidays but everyone loves him
Silver__Knight_: He stops the show by killing half the creww
Dr_fragenstien: to be fair, rakdos really does barely lead the guild. he naps most of the time and only wakes up to party like he wants to put party bob out of business
LRRbot: Primordial Sage [4GG] | Creature — Spirit [4/5] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may draw a card.
Aceplayer46: Isn't Rakdos' only rule no hurting kids
Bugberry: Rakdos only gets hands on in dire circumstances, like when he killed Experiment Kraj.
Pharmacistjudge: Rakdos is usually asleep
LRRbot: Master Biomancer [2GU] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/4] | Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to Master Biomancer's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.
Bugberry: Beast Whisperer big size
postmodernpajamawrestler: Rakdos is more fit to be laze faire
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
n3ther: Such good art on that
SpookySpaghooti: MYTHIC BIOMANCER IS THE TITS
Skudd: Biovisionary
m0nkeyrama: Adam's board is going to get swole
silenceaux: No, that's a different biomancer
NexusVoxx: biovis
SpookySpaghooti: one of my favorite cards
Kykiwi: umm mythic biomacer
Kykiwi: i think it was
flatluigi: I don't think he played one
seraphim_mist: Nope
planet_novation: no
m0nkeyrama: You didn't
diamondsmoke1: nope
aussie_rob_w: Experiment Kraj was a threat to Ravnica just like it’s a threat to most Commander games.
SmashTCG: that deck is Definitely requireing wilderness reclimation
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
SpookySpaghooti: Mythic Biomancer + Progenitor Mimic is a very slow, very rewarding combo
eradgf: mo
Jorge4hg: Nope
stupickles___: don't think so
tenthtechpriest: so now he plays a land that is cheatyface
Skudd: My friend got me with Biovisionary in Tiny Leaders. It was a good time.
eradgf: no*
SmashTCG: loot twice?
blackwlf: He did, just checked the clip.
SmashTCG: two counters?
Krokaar: bought 3 packs from store credit, all 3 were breeding pool lol
Dr_fragenstien: loot once, because it's "one or more"
silenceaux: (Why two counters?)
SuperMcAwesomeFace: zagana
SmashTCG: ah k
m0nkeyrama: 2 counters, but biomancer says 1 or more so only one loot
NexusVoxx: @silenceaux equal to biomancer's power
JonnyGlitch: "Oh, Another Breeding Pool for the box of randoms"
silenceaux: Ooof
MilkInBag: inb4 damnation
sporgil: cheer50 Adam draw more cards
Dr_fragenstien: master biomancer might be my favorite card in magic
seraphim_mist: Mortal Klean-Up
aussie_rob_w: !card beacon Bolt
LRRbot: Beacon Bolt [1UR] | Sorcery | Beacon Bolt deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / Jump-start
josh_le_crafter: Harmony is for chumps
LRRbot: Repeal [XU] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
NUTSOFODEN: Now that one is commander damage! i know things now
tenthtechpriest: storm count one!
wafflesoup: Commander Damage
NexusVoxx: Grind is the unofficial name of that mechanic
NexusVoxx: i like it
dmeigod: NIV TRIGGER
Hangedman: Mirko Vosk is definitely my favourite Star Wars Extended Universe character
tenthtechpriest: this is the lame niv
SpookySpaghooti: !card Niv-Mizzet, Parun
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
NickTheDM: Not that one either, Spooky
SpookySpaghooti: !card Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius [2UURR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | Flying / Whenever Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals damage to a player, you may draw a card. / {U}{R}: Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius deals 1 damage to any target.
NickTheDM: There you go
Skyotonic: what is graham's giant creature?
SpookySpaghooti: oh i know i was just throwing that up because i forgot what he did
blackwlf: Wight of Precinct Six
TheWarbo: !card wight of precinct
LRRbot: Wight of Precinct Six [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Wight of Precinct Six gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your opponents' graveyards.
stupickles___: SeemsGood
ferro_man: lol, no one is playing white, so there's no faith's fetters
aussie_rob_w: If LRR got a Dimir deck with the pin, there are Dimir clone tokens
SpookySpaghooti: Wight is a really frickin good card
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: now that's a big dumb idiot
m0nkeyrama: Haunt is such a sweet card
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Synergizes with Mirko Vosk.
SpookySpaghooti: I wish we couldve seen at least 1 Merciless Eviction this game
josh_le_crafter: OH NO
aussie_rob_w: The Haunt has the potential to get BIG
ritchards: Haunt before Mind Grind, oof!
NUTSOFODEN: the from anywhere line on haunt is going to be key
josh_le_crafter: Mirko vosk about to feed that boi hard
silenceaux: Haunt was a box promo or something wasn't it?
JonnyGlitch: So James can slowly start gaining life, if he gets above everyone else they loose?
MilkInBag: because it's singleton Kappa
ryder0802: Where do we see decklists?
Lsaldana92: it was the buy a box promo
aussie_rob_w: Haunt was a buy a box promo.
Dirty_Beach: @silenceaux yes, of Guilds
MilkInBag: @JonnyGlitch no he still need mana to cast agony
LoadingReadyRun: !decklist
aussie_rob_w: I might want it for Whisper Reanimator...
silenceaux: K, that's what I thought.
Diabore: @JonnyGlitch he still needs the mana, life loss is an additional cost
Dirty_Beach: ohp, nevermind, for Allegiance. Yeah, cast correcting me
DrKamara: hello everyone
tehcrashxor: !findquote deck
LRRbot: Quote #2075: "We CAN'T build 10 decks... I mean we CAN build 10 decks..." —James [2016-03-10]
ryder0802: No Haunt of Hightower in Graham's deck
SpookySpaghooti: I like that Haunt is a moroii
Haberdashed: I still REALLY dislike the concept of exclusive buy a box promos that aren't in packs
SpookySpaghooti: !card Moroii
LRRbot: Moroii [2UB] | Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
JonnyGlitch: still though, buy the time he gains enough life he could very well be there
Haberdashed: !omnath locus of mana
VazSun: Is there a reason why no one's playing orzhov or did no one wanted to?
SpookySpaghooti: @VazSun probably nobody wanted to
queenfounder: I mean there's 10 guild but only 4 players. Most guilds got left out
TheWarbo: I think just, four players, 10 guilds.
SpookySpaghooti: but Orzhov is objectively the best guild
SpookySpaghooti: Kappa
NexusVoxx: tramampoline
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trobmapoline?
VazSun: It probably is
sporgil: Trambopolis Micheal
ballesta25: No one is playing White at all.
SpookySpaghooti: tramampoline and menache
korvys: Haunt plus Mirko is a big Haunt
BravoWhale: trumbopoline
VazSun: extort is one hell of a drug
TheWarbo: That's the Simic "Creature - Trombone Trampoline" name
tidehollowcat: As the resident flavor judge, Graham should totally have Moroii in his deck.
kpiozero: Trambopolis Jones
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It doesn't become a 4/4.
korvys: No
Skudd: That doesn't make it a 4/4
kirbytronic: It's not commander if nobody says, "Wait, why aren't I playing that" at least once
Zalbin: still a 3/3
ThePerrBearr: that doesn't increase haunt
blackwlf: An opponent.
Diabore: hightower doesnt buff
ryder0802: Still a 3/3
marchionessshallan: no counter
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Lancer827: opponents graveyard
korvys: It doesn't get bigger cause it wasn't James' opponents
Pharmacistjudge: Yeah no counter
Znazl: LUl
JonnyGlitch: *Sad Trombone*
m0nkeyrama: oops
kamelion84: katesLol
Mattmitchell45: Dangit Bobby!
NihilismRacoon: Punts all around
magicdale: @loadingreadyrun Is Ben playing the infinite combo or no
LRRbot: Simic Charm [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now it gets a counter.
SuperMcAwesomeFace: 4/4
SuperMcAwesomeFace: noice
NexusVoxx: got there
Saintnex: So I just got home, is this the first game?
m0nkeyrama: All according to plan
flatluigi: !card haunt of hightower
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
flatluigi: !card the haunt of hightower
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
JonnyGlitch: "someone pitch a card plox"
Silver__Knight_: Saintnex game 2
m0nkeyrama: 2nd game
flatluigi: !card hightower
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
seraphim_mist: 2cards/!!
flatluigi: well fine
Saintnex: Thanks!
MilkInBag: haunt has lifelink
tidehollowcat: yay. Christmas. whoo hoo.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Haunt lives.
the_one_and_only_kim: lifelink on Haunt
MastreCeef: why is Adam so quiet
TheWarbo: Did Adam discard for the Haunt's "when Haunt attacks"?
LRRbot: Doubling Season [4G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. / If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Silver__Knight_: !card the haunt of
m0nkeyrama: Oh baby
tenthtechpriest: OOF
ritchards: Doubling Season is so pricey!
josh_le_crafter: holy butts
m0nkeyrama: doubling season coming in seabatTROG
tidehollowcat: @MastreCeef he's just quiet.
RassilonDND: Adam is conserving energy so he can explode something out.
TheWarbo: Did you listen to me Ben?
Znazl: even chat will punt
TheWarbo: That was a mistake
Technic_AL: How big are G’s Wights now?
MilkInBag: Ben please say: Yes I'm buying icecream for everybody
LRRbot: Renegade Krasis [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/2] | Evolve / Whenever Renegade Krasis evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
korvys: We get there in the end
aerohydra: !chat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Haunt lived because Experiment One was only a 2/2.
josh_le_crafter: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
JonnyGlitch: "always listen to chat, never listen to chat"
TheWarbo: !findquote chat was right
LRRbot: Quote #4132: "Oh chat, you're always right!" —James [2017-03-28]
sporgil: kAsis
ninja_theory_ashrams: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Pharmacistjudge: I try to be right
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:13.
TheWarbo: That's not the one I was looking for
Haberdashed: !advice
LRRbot: Splitting the party is inadvisable.
the_one_and_only_kim: aaaand Ben is out
UrbanSamurai_22: G two more creatures in graveyard
Phosphatide: ResidentSleeper
silenceaux: Well, that Krasis is probably not evolving any time soon
NihilismRacoon: On average we’re right but also sometimes very wrong
NexusVoxx: zzzz
JonnyGlitch: !findquote chat wrong
LRRbot: Quote #3805: "Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say." —James [2016-12-30]
blackwlf: Sleepybois
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatTROG seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
tehcrashxor: Daww, sleepy Ben
Lockraemono: any sleepy bois
MilkInBag: adam has great supportive friends Kappa
Lockraemono: ADAM U GOT THIS
sporgil: did someone cast sleep?
MrPhelddagrif: doesnt krasis pump everything?
blackwlf: benginDab
Haberdashed: So much room for activities!
JonnyGlitch: So many people to kill, in so many ways!
Silver__Knight_: NihilismRacoon If you get a thousand people in one room theoretically at least one of them will be right about anything asked
Pharmacistjudge: Krause did not evolve
tidehollowcat: @NihilismRacoon I think it's the other way around most of the time.
Lockraemono: are the numbers on their frames their ages?
Phosphatide: ResidentSleeper PowerUpR
aussie_rob_w: That was a sweet lookin nap.
MrPhelddagrif: wait no im bad
LRRbot: Copy Enchantment [2U] | Enchantment | You may have Copy Enchantment enter the battlefield as a copy of any enchantment on the battlefield.
ninja_theory_ashrams: the wrights get smaller when you eliminate a player
NexusVoxx: @Lockraemono LUL
Silver__Knight_: Lockraemono yes, James is 14
m0nkeyrama: LUL
niccus: and was getting younger by the second. thanks bob
kamelion84: katesLol
TheWarbo: wow
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
MilkInBag: the most virile 14 years odl
Lsaldana92: james had a bread as a baby
JonnyGlitch: Now I have the image of the Baby-James photoshop in my brain, thanks
NexusVoxx: @Lsaldana92 mmm bread
Phosphatide: he's always looked like that
MilkInBag: the haunt grows
ThePerrBearr: yeah, james was born looking like this
NihilismRacoon: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #1095: "I love it when I get a text that says 'James is right'" —James [2015-11-14]
NexusVoxx: haunt stuff?
Silver__Knight_: James was born with that head on a babies body
m0nkeyrama: Adam's getting milled out NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
tidehollowcat: @ThePerrBearr It's even documented in Friday Nights
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I think Adam needs to lose 14 life if Graham's burns are to go by
Mornish: haunt is huge
SovietPedobear: 11, the drake one the board.
TheWarbo: Baby James doo doo do do dodoo
JonnyGlitch: Graham will soon need a d100
SovietPedobear: on*
NexusVoxx: james is gonna start rapidly aging
Johnk095: Hey Adam how many cards in your library, cause that's lookin a little thin
JonnyGlitch: or 2d10
LRRbot: Doorkeeper [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | Defender / {2}{U}, {T}: Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.
korvys: The drake thing was milled
ritchards: there's another Cyclonic Rift, right?
ninja_theory_ashrams: cheat a drake
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *22
Phosphatide: adam is the boshy, he can come back from this ItsBoshyTime
Lockraemono: is that mike wazowski
raze667: drake
welcome2egypt: cloudfin was milled.
tidehollowcat: Haunt has always been a problem
Izandai: I thought a milestone got reached a while ago to turn off ads here. Am I the wrong?
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun adam has a cloudfin raptor on the field that should be in the graveyard.
Zappeljakob: that is glorious Fblthp
KennyMorgan: !decklist
josh_le_crafter: that drake was milled?
Lockraemono: how do I learn this game I dunno what's happening
TheWarbo: Wight status: oh lawd he comin
Lancer827: Dry erase marker right on the card sleeve works great for large numbers of counters
NexusVoxx: @Lockraemono download Magic Arena and play the tutorial, is a good start
theinvisiblevoice: 35 squirrels
Lockraemono: kk
aussie_rob_w: Oh yeah. The drake above Adam’s land was part of the mill pile.
JonnyGlitch: @Lockraemono ... Commander is NOT a good place to start to learn MTG
Tiber727: @Lockraemono You start by not watching this.
Phosphatide: @JonnyGlitch ben would argue otherwise seabatBRAIN
Zalbin: and discard
NexusVoxx: james doubling his age
Diabore: !card the haunt of high
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Fugi: To start MTG get arena, play precon decks, then sealed, then draft, then constructed
Lockraemono: lol oh lawd
Pharmacistjudge: I remember having to s al with hundreds of eldrazi scions on both sides of the board during eldrazi winter on SCG Coverage
m0nkeyrama: James sped through puberty there
Johnk095: James is now 28 years old
Haberdashed: Doorkeeper! He's so CUTE!
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: james is dead lol
Johnk095: huh
Diabore: !card haunt of hightower
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
m0nkeyrama: solidly an adult now
TheWarbo: Yeah this is a "we've played this a lot, let's do it a really complicated way since we all know the game" version
JonnyGlitch: @Phosphatide but Ben likes winning so of course he's say that
MillerDark: !card haunt of high
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
aussie_rob_w: James is gonna get his Hightower exiled if he’s not careful
josh_le_crafter: Graham the 10 year old
josh_le_crafter: with a child
TheWarbo: !card the haunt of hightower
Megatrauma: Maybe just google the card 🤔
Krokaar: Arena has a decent tutorial
LRRbot: Rakdos the Defiler [2BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [7/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever Rakdos the Defiler attacks, sacrifice half the non-Demon permanents you control, rounded up. / Whenever Rakdos deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices half the non-Demon permanents they control, rounded up.
clewizard: It's how I learned :(
Izandai: Commander arguably isn't even real Magic.
ThePerrBearr: i've been watching this guys for years, and still don't think i could play an actual game
Phosphatide: we're just watching benjamin button right now
MilkInBag: @Izandai get out
Haberdashed: EDH is LITERALLY the worst way to learn how to play, except for maybe Archenemy or something
Megatrauma: Oh lord, the best Rakdos has arrived.
postmodernpajamawrestler: entirely too many players start with commander
Izandai: @MilkInBag no
Lockraemono: good faces
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Izandai: katesSass
NUTSOFODEN: Permanents. That includes lands
Pharmacistjudge: Well Ben is teaching Nicole through commander....
JonnyGlitch: the Commander Preconstructed decks? sure? brewed decks? heeelllll noooo
MilkInBag: commander is the final reward for learning magic
NexusVoxx: just make your lands demons
MrPhlip: Worst way to learn is probably, like Wizard's Tower or something
Izandai: @Haberdashed Eh, Vintage is pretty terrible.
Lockraemono: ben what are your nails like tonight!
Sorteur: Thanos Rakdos
loki_lxix: 3 players in blue and that boy lands?
MilkInBag: Mind magic is pretty miserable to learn magic
MrPhlip: Judge's Tower, I mean
LRRbot: Train of Thought [1U] | Sorcery | Replicate {1}{U} / Draw a card.
Phosphatide: judge's tower is great, you learn literally every rule all at once
aussie_rob_w: Download Magic Arena and do the tutorial. That’s a solid way to learn.
LRRbot: Inspiration [3U] | Instant | Target player draws two cards.
raze667: train of thought is sorcery
DrEinstein99: @Pharmacistjudge how does replicate interact with thousand year storm
Lancer827: thousand year storm on the copies!
MilkInBag: i thought inspiration was back to basics
chickenace11: make all lands swamps. make all swamps 1/1s make all creatures demons. there a loophole around that radkos
NexusVoxx: sorceronies
raze667: Train of thought is a sorcery... yes?
Megatrauma: Defiler has been one of my favourite Rakdos commanders of all time. If you wanna go fast, that is
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The copies aren't played, so it doesn't.
Dr_fragenstien: the copies are not cast and do not benefit from thousand year storm
Pharmacistjudge: @dreinstein99 it doesn’t
raze667: just shoot with niv.
Johnk095: Yo Adam Library's lookin a little thin. How many card in there
Znazl: TO CHEATSTEP
Lancer827: oh, shoot
DrEinstein99: thanks @Pharmacistjudge
Fruan: Big cheats!
MilkInBag: just win Ben, but we know it was fake OpieOP
tidehollowcat: @Phosphatide for various interpretations of great.
JonnyGlitch: *awkward_fart.wav*
Izandai: !card train of thought
LRRbot: Train of Thought [1U] | Sorcery | Replicate {1}{U} / Draw a card.
Mewr11: Cheat step go!
strigonLeader: rip wrong niv mizzet
Skudd: Tap down the mana for it for this turn?
Lockraemono: you they determine the color of their frame based on the backs of their cards or did they pick the backs of their cards based on the color of their frames....
Bugberry: I guess you could say the train of thought was off the rails.
Lockraemono: do******
aussie_rob_w: Tapped out, pass turn
Phosphatide: i won judge's tower once when i used to be an L1, so maybe i'm biased
NihilismRacoon: Someone call Serge
tenthtechpriest: you never heard of train of thought because it's just not that good
Xanderbats: About to go back and watch the VOD is this game 1 or 2?
Znazl: game 2
Fableist: judge?
Xanderbats: Oh thank god
m0nkeyrama: It's very helpful
Lockraemono: don't give me that shitty face adam
Znazl: game 1 is a good watch
Dr_fragenstien: I want to play judge's tower, but my understanding of the rules is much deeper than the rest of my playgroup
JonnyGlitch: my money is on Adam tonight
azureHaights: Ravnica Has Its Eyes~ On~ You~
Megatrauma: I'd say do it anyway. Anyone interested in the game will pick up on it. It's how it went for me when I built my Judge's Tower
aussie_rob_w: @dr_fragenstien do it, then their understanding of the rules su
Lockraemono: no, I was serious about the question lol
m0nkeyrama: LUL
sporgil: cheer2000 Adam Attack James
aussie_rob_w: Will get better to beat you.
flatluigi: should've used eyes to grab haunt
Lockraemono: what if someone comes in with the same color......
Phosphatide: i may not be a judge anymore but now that i work at my LGS my judge friend walks up to me all the time and throws questions my way anyway
flatluigi: imo
MilkInBag: all Adam's friends are abusive OpieOP
Phosphatide: @Lockraemono they sleeve the decks with the stream in mind
TheWarbo: Ben we read bits at the *end* of this stream. :-P
Erudite_Cynic: Adam's favorite face ˙͜>˙
Lockraemono: oh that makes more sense
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx breaks into fort knox by using's Pharmacistjudge's look of disapproval as a welding torch
Blasteg: Might be a strange question to ask, which plays better free, MtG Arena or Pokemon TCG online?
Pharmacistjudge: @phosphatide once a judge...
flatluigi: never trust james
JonnyGlitch: Adam has been holding onto THAT gripe for a long time
Haberdashed: I think attacking James is a pretty common want
Mr_Bitterness: #BlameJames
Znazl: John Wick 4: You killed my birbs
Jorge4hg: Those birds will remember that
Lockraemono: whoooaaaa
MilkInBag: @Znazl LUL
aussie_rob_w: Do you trust James?
Phosphatide: "when are you gonna recertify for L1" the weekly question
MilkInBag: Birb Yaga WutFace
Lockraemono: who is winning?
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Zegana [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Prime Speaker Zegana enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. / When Prime Speaker Zegana enters the battlefield, draw cards equal to its power.
ninja_theory_ashrams: if you eliminate Ben and James the wrights get smaller
aussie_rob_w: I wouldn’t trust James.
silenceaux: Oh WOW. Zegana here is
azureHaights: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx You'll need some cutting remarks to go with that, y'know
Lockraemono: I'm cheering for ben cuz he has the best nails
aussie_rob_w: Ben leaving makes them so much smaller.
MilkInBag: @Lockraemono i would say adam has the advantage
ardengnome: Simic not exactly known for creature removal
Znazl: ResidentSleeper
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It comes with 9 counters.
MilkInBag: going OFF
Phosphatide: ResidentSleeper
m0nkeyrama: Here we goooo seabatBRAIN
snake12341: This is the most commander thing I have ever seen in a game of commander
silenceaux: 14 counters
Skudd: "So how do the triggers happen?" Welcome to commander!
lordinkdeath27: he draws 64 cards?
silenceaux: no not 14 I'm dumb
m0nkeyrama: Adam wait
MilkInBag: thats why you have beer while playing commander
silenceaux: Also, Master Biomancer
tidehollowcat: lrrWOW
m_logan2000: master biomancer trigger
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Plus 2 (4) from Master Biomancer
silenceaux: For another 4?
m_logan2000: 4 more counters
TheWarbo: You can pump Zegana in response to the ETB trigger, right?
JonnyGlitch: I mean, it might take a while to resolve this turn, but SOMEBODY is dying
lordinkdeath27: oh you control nevermind
Pharmacistjudge: Enters with 4 counters then gains 14 counters
Erudite_Cynic: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: you're going to deck yourself
Diabore: it gets 18 doesnt it? cause of bio,mancer?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Fruan: Is Adam going to Mill out?
Pharmacistjudge: So you draw 18
MilkInBag: 14, your age
m0nkeyrama: Adam plz
chickenace11: I think that "commander game" that was during a commodore hustle was less confusing then this
aussie_rob_w: Absolutely yes.
Phosphatide: this is the power of the boshy ItsBoshyTime seabatBRAIN
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Draw 19, because it's got 1 power.
Lockraemono: whoa that die has like a million sides
tidehollowcat: @chickenace11 agreed
m_logan2000: 19 cards
Pharmacistjudge: Zegana should have 18 counters and you draw 19
Dr_fragenstien: you also add 4 more counters and cards because of the master biomancer
m_logan2000: should be 19 cards
NexusVoxx: froge
chickenace11: I meant loading ready live
Bugberry: What was that about SImic removal?
JonnyGlitch: nice try
SuperMcAwesomeFace: not exiled
Johnk095: frog? lizard? frozard?
SpoonfullOfSugar: What does froglizard taste like?
NexusVoxx: Lizrog
Johnk095: frizzard
silenceaux: Oh yeah, we never resolved the renegade krasis
lazemby: adam is going to deck himself
stupickles___: DQ frizzard tm
Lockraemono: are you on teams
groovemancery: Rapid Hybridization, Pongify, Beast Within. There's some Simic removal.
raze667: rapid doesn't exile.
Dr_fragenstien: the biomancer only triggers once, so only loot once
Lockraemono: or individuals
NexusVoxx: @Lockraemono free for all
Bugberry: @groovemancery one of those is a color pie break.
m0nkeyrama: LUL oops
Sektor88: uh oh
MilkInBag: win PROPERLY
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: wight token gets bigger as well
Lockraemono: thanks nexus
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis adam's boardstate is absurd
raze667: Also... evolve
Znazl: LUL
NexusVoxx: you can reorder tho?
wafflesoup: All the cards!
Haberdashed: Rapid Hybridization was a BS card that never should've been printed. No, I'm totally not still salty about mono blue in standard.
Johnk095: ian why
kamelion84: lrrWOW
matthew_dauber: LOL
aussie_rob_w: Adam is super dead to Mirko.
Megatrauma: Reality Shift is the most delicious
Johnk095: ian don't do that
silenceaux: And then the draw / discard trigger on the biomancer
Diabore: does benthic biomancer force a draw?>
tidehollowcat: Aaaand shadow realm
Johnk095: that's bad
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: Adam LUL
MilkInBag: attack JAMES
Dr_fragenstien: did you loot from the merfolk?
grimpo96: Add another for Bens spell
m0nkeyrama: Go out with a bang
Znazl: BECAUSe
Diabore: !card benthic biomancer
LRRbot: Benthic Biomancer [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard Mutant [1/1] | {1}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Benthic Biomancer, draw a card, then discard a card.
Raithencore235: is... is his entire library gone?
Johnk095: adam i meant adam not ian
Dr_fragenstien: oh, it's a may, he doen't need to loot
Professor_Rakor: Be sure to hit james, because james. =)
Dix: yeah Raithencore235
ThePerrBearr: adam just attacks james
Fugi: where'd his deck go
Dr_fragenstien: it's not a may? huh
Erudite_Cynic: phrasing
raze667: no he dies. he has to evolve... which pumps his team, which kills him
Diabore: benthic is not a may, adam dies
tehcrashxor: If Adam loses, his graveyard goes away and Graham's big boy shrinks, right?
aussie_rob_w: His entire library is gone.
StephenJM81: whoa, TMI James
Pharmacistjudge: Man now I feel like I killed Adam....
Megatrauma: !card reality shift
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
Znazl: cleanup phase going to begreat for hightower
aussie_rob_w: @pharmacistjudge no, Adam killed Adam.
wafflesoup: Forgot to loot from Benthic
silenceaux: Fugi Graham Mind Grinded him for like 13 lands this game, and then he just drew 19 cards.
Lockraemono: !card BEFUDDLE
LRRbot: Befuddle [2U] | Instant | Target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Blasteg: math is for blockers
m0nkeyrama: Adam and Mirko killed Adam @Pharmacistjudge
raze667: evooooolve. D:
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Iperithon: Aetherize
grimpo96: You’re getting ice cream anyways!!!
sporgil: cheer176 I use my last bits to tell you how disappointed I am
Fugi: @silenceaux yikes
Lockraemono: !card kitten
LRRbot: Did you mean: Adorable Kitten; Half-Kitten, Half-
Raithencore235: oh no... that is why i try to run cards that shuffle my graveyard back into my library
Lockraemono: !card adorable kitten
freshmaker__: did they print evacuation in ravnica?
tidehollowcat: hit James! Hit James! HIT JAMES... etc.
Johnk095: adam no
azureHaights: The alternate universe from Here There Be Dragons?
Lockraemono: adorable kitten
Diabore: adam screwed adam
ritchards: This is why I run Lab Maniac in my decks...
Lockraemono: !card adorable kitten
embers999: is it possible for him to get 2 more counters?
Iperithon: !card Harmless offering
LRRbot: Harmless Offering [2R] | Sorcery | Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.
dannygambit: Bret screwed Bret...
Lockraemono: lrrbot PLZ
Mycroftiam: did Adam evolve with Krasis?
azureHaights: The universe of Grant & Kaitlyn DeVere?
Diabore: adam is killing ben from the shadow realm
aussie_rob_w: What’s the Benthic?
raze667: READ THE KRASIS
niccus: !card benthic biomancer
LRRbot: Benthic Biomancer [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard Mutant [1/1] | {1}{U}: Adapt 1. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Benthic Biomancer, draw a card, then discard a card.
ballesta25: Too bad Aetherspounts isn't from Ravnica
raze667: he loses now.
Lockraemono: !card half-kitten
LRRbot: Half-Kitten, Half- | Creature — Cat [+1/+2] | Whenever you're dealt damage, / Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
DrEinstein99: is the looter a may?
flatluigi: eyes everywhere is a sorcery
raze667: read bething biomancer
ardengnome: Guess what Krasis does?
niccus: !card renegade krasis
LRRbot: Renegade Krasis [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/2] | Evolve / Whenever Renegade Krasis evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
m0nkeyrama: This turned into a game of kingmakers LUL
blackwlf: Benthic Biomancer is not a may, Adam already died.
Lockraemono: the loudest fart
Dix: BEN PLS
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Blasteg: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: Krasis evolving ups a counter on everything
aussie_rob_w: Those are not Mays.
Znazl: hahhahahha
raze667: adam is already dead
Feminine_Desires: He's not wrong.
PharaohBender27: :D
Erudite_Cynic: honks has been called
underhill33: bodied
Decaped: we need a button for That's a sorcery
ArmadilloAL: This card feenHonk s
Phosphatide: seabatHITBOX
stupickles___: LUL
MuffinsOnAHill: Rip Adam?
DrEinstein99: rip
m0nkeyrama: The loot isn't a may?
raze667: he noticed! yay chat!
Ryenji: lol
matthew_dauber: hahaha
Dr_fragenstien: Got there
grimpo96: You’re all winners, except James. Cause James is buying ice-cream
tidehollowcat: Oh. My card is bad. oops
loki_lxix: Ben plz run leyline of anticipation or veldalken orrery
Iperithon: Saved by misplay!
aussie_rob_w: The loot is not a may.
stupickles___: rip
m0nkeyrama: You had a good run, Adam seabatTROG
Blasteg: you went out with a bang
aussie_rob_w: Adam shrank Graham’s dude.
TheWarbo: what all cards went into Adam milling himself?
raze667: is suddenly very smol wight
Dr_fragenstien: there isn't a better way to die than from drawing too many cards
Iperithon: not every day you get to draw yourself to death
SirZapdos: Arbutus
Lockraemono: adam why
blackwlf: Does that mean Graham gets his other Wight back?
dannygambit: !decks
Znazl: no surprise
embers999: how close was adam to winning with ascendancy
Lucaan: Only a 13/13
silenceaux: Blame Graham
RegisTKM: at least you drew a lot of cards
flatluigi: ben steal the haunt next turn
raze667: On the bright side, Adam did score first blood this game.
ThePerrBearr: you weren't out first before, it was a tie
MalBeam: you're too much of a threat adam
Diabore: adam died in the most black mage way possible, by drawing at the cost of losing the game
NINJAmumyRAMSES: Fifth Dawn is Orrery
Bugberry: Vedalken Orrery is from Mirrodin.
Lockraemono: !card butt
LRRbot: Did you mean: Grenzo's Rebuttal; Stoic Rebuttal; Mudbutton Torchrunner; Mudbutton Clanger; Psychic Rebuttal
IGolDiamondsI: Adam: Keeper of the Shadow Rhelm
Pharmacistjudge: Sorry Adam
loki_lxix: sorry i forgot the ravnica stipulation
JonnyGlitch: *inadvertantly decks himself* "On my own terms!"
Raithencore235: Adam is out first, but this time there's a twist!
dannygambit: !decklist
groovemancery: are they specifically playing cards from ravnica blocks?
Lockraemono: !card maple
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
l0gin4me: vendalken orrey is conspiracy i think
kirbytronic: You're the brightest light, Adam
MilkInBag: Adam is always first in, first out
northernmercury: Adam can't-win-commander-dan
Lockraemono: !card puppy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dr_fragenstien: Adam's biggest bully is Adam
NihilismRacoon: Time for Sadam
Diabore: ascendancy is upkeep
m0nkeyrama: RIP Adam
blackwlf: Okay, thought that the card Adam used to get rid of the wight was one he drew during his death.
ryder0802: 7+9=13? or did James and Ben say something else
JonnyGlitch: #BlameJames
josh_le_crafter: Adam Savidan, too much of a threat to live
seraphim_mist: Adam 'Self-Inflicted' Savidan
Diabore: !card experiment kraj
m0nkeyrama: I'm happy that deck worked out alright, Adam
ritchards: now Adam can desleeve
PharaohBender27: So, those of you who are $10+ Pateon supporters, have you gotten the thank-you package yet? Just want to see if maybe something was wrong with my account info after all
aussie_rob_w: @blackwlf it might have been but is an instant he can cast before he loots to death anyways,
Lsaldana92: ryder0802 i thought that too
MilkInBag: James basically robbed us from a third game
blackwlf: @aussie_rob_w Ah, right, good point.
WeiseDrachenJaeger: !card Etrata
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
Bugberry: @l0gin4me Vedalken Orrery is from Mirrodin
flatluigi: does james still have the pay XB pay X life deal X damage to all opponents
LRRbot: Izzet Staticaster [1UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/3] | Flash / Haste / {T}: Izzet Staticaster deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.
ArmadilloAL: !addbutton "That's A Sorcery"
Diabore: i like that as a button "its a sorcery"
m0nkeyrama: Um WutFace
Lucaan: "Wait, it's Sorcery speed?" New button
Erudite_Cynic: yeah button text "um, its sorcery speed"
sureiya89: !discord
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Pharmacistjudge: !card Aetherize
LRRbot: Aetherize [3U] | Instant | Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.
ninja_theory_ashrams: I don't trust to answer Adam's question
Feminine_Desires: !card izzet staticaster
LRRbot: Izzet Staticaster [1UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/3] | Flash / Haste / {T}: Izzet Staticaster deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.
raze667: staticaster hits creatures not players
DrEinstein99: statticaster only targets creatures
Sorteur: creature only
insane_42: summoning sickness
snake12341: Ben you can't ping gram
Zalbin: only creatures ben
Jungie26: Staticaster only hits creatures
DrEinstein99: it has haste
stevestein: Is Sorcery Speed faster or slower than Ludicrous Speed?
UrbanSamurai_22: shouldn't the wight be bigger? they said 16 total when adam left
Pharmacistjudge: Ummm Ben. Creatures only
insane_42: it has flash no haste either
Fugi: you can tap immediately with flash?
flatluigi: @insane_42 it has haste
JonnyGlitch: reading the cards explain the cards
TheMicah21: Can't ping
Dix: yes fugi and i hat ethat card
insane_42: does it?
Pharmacistjudge: Yes Fugi
flatluigi: staticaster has haste
sporgil: words are hard ben
m0nkeyrama: Can ping
Dr_fragenstien: reading the cards something something
Lsaldana92: also 9+7 = 14?
Fugi: Dang
RassilonDND: big cheats.
Lucaan: Reading is for nerds
loki_lxix: it has flash and HASTE
NihilismRacoon: Rtfc
Fugi: good card
RayFK: Holy shit Adam died so hard he went INVISIBLE
Dix: well THAT card can
insane_42: ah
RayFK: HE BECAME A GHOST
aussie_rob_w: It has haste AND flash
aussie_rob_w: It has both!
TehAmelie: so, this is best of three right
TheWarbo: flaste!
Fugi: @RayFK he turned into graham
aussie_rob_w: It’s really good!
tidehollowcat: @Fugi it also has haste
PharaohBender27: @RayFK lrrSPOOP
RayFK: MAKE WAY FOR GHOST PISS
Dix: the worst is when it gets flashed in and kils all your infect creatures BibleThump
ryder0802: It's bigger than 14 Graham! Recount the cards
RayFK: I am literally the worst with caps
Diabore: @RayFK adam turned into john cena
Lsaldana92: 9+7=16!
Feminine_Desires: Please no @RayFK
ThePerrBearr: i mean, that is what one generally does right after dying
RayFK: Never follow my example
Dix: jeejpls
MrPhelddagrif: adam was sent to the shadow realm
RayFK: Actual trash mod
FireBasilisk53: I can't believe you sent Adam to the shadow realm
Aceplayer46: Adam turned into the right side of James' head
matthew_dauber: rakdos bout to f people up?
Haberdashed: @RayFK Does that mean you'
ninja_theory_ashrams: it is true, that when you die you lose control of your bladder
aussie_rob_w: @rayfk you’re the mod, you should be setting s good example for us peasants
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES rayfkHeart
CastleOtranto: Message unclear/ Adam peed so hard he died?
Tzeeeeentch: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Haberdashed: Does that mean you're my waifu? @RayFK
RayFK: nope
LRRbot: Rakdos the Defiler [2BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [7/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever Rakdos the Defiler attacks, sacrifice half the non-Demon permanents you control, rounded up. / Whenever Rakdos deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices half the non-Demon permanents they control, rounded up.
MilkInBag: Rakdos gonna give it to ya
RayFK: I am no one's Waifu
Haberdashed: Dang okay
Phosphatide: adam went back home to stream an actually good game like hollow knight Kappa
Lsaldana92: recount creatures!
Haberdashed: Fair enough
Dix: hahaha
tidehollowcat: No one has sacrificed for it, and no one ever will
Megatrauma: Oh no dude
loki_lxix: yeah he does a Thanos
JonnyGlitch: James wants to go home
Pharmacistjudge: That includes lands
LRRbot: Bond of Agony [XB] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Each other player loses X life.
icefinch: lands are permanents
Haberdashed: IT'S RAKDOS TIME
tenthtechpriest: oh right, BOND
Haberdashed: ROFL nice
NUTSOFODEN: tomb of urami, the demon land
josh_le_crafter: james bond
Dix: ggs
flatluigi: wait how much mana is it
raze667: x = 10
flatluigi: i think he cast with X=0
flatluigi: er
flatluigi: x=9
niccus: i think that's a mana artifact
DrEinstein99: is copy enchantment still a gaurdian project?
aussie_rob_w: It’s a mana rock.
tidehollowcat: x+9
flatluigi: oh it's a mana rock
Dix: OH bby
Pharmacistjudge: @dreinstein99 yes it is
LRRbot: Dream Eater [4UU] | Creature — Nightmare Sphinx [4/3] | Flash / Flying / When Dream Eater enters the battlefield, surveil 4. When you do, you may return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Jamescool01234: Is there anywhere the decks are listed?
aitsu100: give james the win?
DrEinstein99: !decklist
zarbit: wait I didn't miss this? I'm not too late?!
Jamescool01234: Thank you!
zarbit: Please tell me this is a 2nd game.
flatluigi: zarbit it's nearly over
stevestein: Dreeeeaaaam Eaaater, I believe you can get me through this fiiiiiiight...
blackwlf: @zarbit You're pretty close.
flatluigi: and second game yes
JA_Pinkerton: zarbit - 2nd game
JA_Pinkerton: and nearly over
zarbit: oh okay
raze667: bounce a permanent gram
Iperithon: don't forget the bounce!
aitsu100: bonce Niv
GoblinRanger: Niv!
Znazl: bounce Niv
flatluigi: bounce rakdos
RassilonDND: bounce!
SuperMcAwesomeFace: NIV
ninja_theory_ashrams: bounce niv
icefinch: niv
MilkInBag: Hey Adam, btw I got my doc appointment and I’m fine
Saintnex: Make James win even more
RegisTKM: bounce eyes everywhere
l0gin4me: bounce Niv
RegisTKM: it's too powerful
Lockraemono: !card adam
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Lucaan: Give James the win PogChamp
Iperithon: Bounce James!
Dr_fragenstien: remember, james is the one killing you
Fugi: Dont let james win
Erudite_Cynic: bounce adam
Haberdashed: Ben's face is inscrutable
Saintnex: make Ben have something
RayFK: Bounce your own permanent, be a badass
Fugi: he doesn't deserve it
flatluigi: let sleepyben win
TheWarbo: Bounce TYS
m0nkeyrama: That's good to hear @MilkInBag seabatTROG seabatTROG
Lockraemono: james get ur face out of adam's frame omg
auxv: Flip a coin for it
ArmadilloAL: @RayFK Cards don't have drawbacks anymore. It says "opponent" on the bounce.
RayFK: I ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS
ThePerrBearr: DIRECTLY
Pharmacistjudge: @rayfk don’t encourage illegal plays
Jacobontherun1: OBLITERATE
aitsu100: but Emy into play attacking
Lsaldana92: and wedge gets a shout out
RayFK: Pharmacistjudge It's all I can do
aussie_rob_w: Bounce Eyes Everywhere!
grimpo96: Anime Eyes Everywhere
Megatrauma: YEAH
flailmorpho_: A commander game where Sheharazad is not only allowed, but obligatory
flailmorpho_: you MUST build the deck with it
Ignisdragon: PAPER FIGHT
tidehollowcat: wait... Saharazad is a sorcery...
flailmorpho_: not as your commander
LRRbot: Psychic Drain [XUB] | Sorcery | Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard and you gain X life.
stupickles___: I forgot about the lands
Lockraemono: what's that dix box in the background
Iperithon: but it's a sorcery
ArcticAimee: Is Ben running Hypersonic dragon?
RayFK: Don't sac our preview card! The hell!?
stupickles___: lol
Dix: Lockraemono Dixit is ag ame
Dix: a game*
ballesta25: Dracogenius only draws on pinging players
Lockraemono: dix answered me about the dix game
azureHaights: @Dix Of course you answer
Lockraemono: what is this
m0nkeyrama: LUL
aussie_rob_w: @tidehollowcat Shahrazad is also not legal in any format.
Znazl: Dixit
flailmorpho_: I really wanna do this ravnica only commander game
queenfounder: Come on Ben! Win the night
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Does this mean Jame may retire Champion from commander IRL?
Banrael: cheer100 Yay, got here before it's all over
LRRbot: Desecration Demon [2BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Desecration Demon and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
queenfounder: He may win ONE game
matthew_dauber: !melek, izzet paragon
aussie_rob_w: Ben, do it. Cast your commander!
azureHaights: @Lockraemono I think it's because since you said his name, it auto highlighted for him and that alerted him to answer
DrEinstein99: you gots dis ben
Lockraemono: I wish the helvetica shirt was in comic sans
tidehollowcat: Ben cast his commander!?
Lockraemono: that's a good point azure
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis that's only 12
josh_le_crafter: Why do I always root for graham...
LRRbot: Vandalblast [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact you don't control. / Overload {4}{R}
queenfounder: "Storm count is 2!" Best phrase, perhaps
tidehollowcat: move to cheat step
TheWarbo: wow James helped by keeping the artifact out
Megatrauma: James declared attacks with Rakdos. He won in my books. ♥
aussie_rob_w: Do not goozle yourself!
Erudite_Cynic: Graham is the Baby face
Lockraemono: is there one camera over the table or four separate cameras over it?
seraphim_mist: Gg
Saintnex: I always cheer for Graham because he always seems to run decks I want to run and/or I think are super awesome
m0nkeyrama: one
m0nkeyrama: camera
queenfounder: 4 cameras would be overwhelming on the tech side
LRRbot: Hammerfist Giant [4RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [5/4] | {T}: Hammerfist Giant deals 4 damage to each creature without flying and each player.
Lockraemono: where do the divisions come from on the table
silenceaux: One time Rakdos' Return
josh_le_crafter: @erudite_cynic so Adam's the heel?
MCstringer: commander
jojo1378: why are life totals so low but ben only has 5 lands o.o
m0nkeyrama: and then one for each face
tidehollowcat: Graham won in Friday Nights, because he had a BIRD WIZARD.
Znazl: 1 turn clock
m0nkeyrama: Playmats @Lockraemono
queenfounder: Sac'd permanents
Professor_Rakor: The cowboyest of magics.
stupickles___: oof
ZeroPolarity: Graham is the Curt Hawkins of Commander
Blasteg: oooooh
Lockraemono: oh shit, I forgot this game has those mats
ghost_waz: izzet charm copied?
NickTheDM: @lockraemono they are actually physically on the table
aussie_rob_w: @jojo1378 Original Rakdos forced a lot of sacs.
niccus: you already got ice cream...
freshmaker__: If you draw you have to play a 1v1 game. It's the rules. Kappa
Diabore: ben has izzet charm
MilkInBag: @lockraemono playmats
l0gin4me: can izzet charm go face?
queenfounder: Suuure
RayFK: So you're the Finn Balor? You've won once?
Diabore: !card izzet charm
LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
trilemma85: Inescapable blaze + thousand year storm copy + melek copy = 18 to the dome for the win?
jojo1378: @aussie_rob_w oh dang...
ChampBlankman: Adam won with Kozilek, right?
Sektor88: I'm the Curt Hawkins of drafts :P
ferro_man: yeah, but curt hawkins was tag team champions with zack ryder...
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is newday he’s a heel but we love him
Lockraemono: lol now I feel dumb. I thought the table was black with weird lines
Diabore: oh, its not player
queenfounder: Yargle helped Adam win once, right?
flatluigi: kill him ben
Lucaan: if you draw, do you have to play another game? eogCoy
flatluigi: do it ben
Znazl: Draw draw draw
loki_lxix: You Yargle'd out Serge once and that is a win
JonnyGlitch: finish it Ben
Saintnex: force the draw!
Erudite_Cynic: @josh_le_crafter nah adam is the wildcard. JAMES is the heel and Ben is the Face that truns heel for betrayal
strigonLeader: End him Ben
flatluigi: kill him ben
colinoclock: adam always wins... in my heart
flatluigi: take the win
Sektor88: FINISH HIM
strigonLeader: It is justice
jojo1378: the strangest politics ever
silenceaux: Kill him
zarbit: finish him
Aceplayer46: Do it Ben
DrEinstein99: finish him!
northernmercury: G has won with Selesyna pile against Corey Kathleen and ian
jadeworrior: finish him!
blackwlf: DESTROY HIM!
NihilismRacoon: Dew it
Mattmitchell45: Didn't Adam crush with Yargle?
LRRbot: Electrostatic Field [1R] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Electrostatic Field deals 1 damage to each opponent.
JonnyGlitch: (James secretly has a drain card)
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aussie_rob_w: Win the game, Ben!
m0nkeyrama: Go for the double win, Ben benginDab
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: benginTraitor
Bladinus: benginTraitor
josh_le_crafter: rakdos this, kill both of yourselves
Lockraemono: does the winner dab on the losers?????
LRRbot: Mizzium Mortars [1R] | Sorcery | Mizzium Mortars deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control. / Overload {3}{R}{R}{R}
ZeroPolarity: Graham, Curt's won before just not in a very LONG time, hence you being Curt Hawkins of Commander lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Train of Thought [1U] | Sorcery | Replicate {1}{U} / Draw a card.
Diabore: draw 2
DrEinstein99: storm
DrEinstein99: they got there
Lockraemono: hypothisizzle???
Lockraemono: what
Xanderbats: Why did I think pausing a live stream was a smart idea
niccus: !card hypothesizzle
LRRbot: Hypothesizzle [3UR] | Instant | Draw two ca