corpocracy: !next
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korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
korvys: benginBurn
Earthenone: CurseLit
djalternative: Hola friends
MostCallMe__Tim: !next
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djalternative: I would love an april fools afk where they just played a video game on a controller as far away from the keyboard as possible
TehAmelie: haha
TehAmelie: go outside and find out the range of a wiimote maybe
doubleohsnake: !next
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Earthenone: they could play the switch in the woods
ancientspark: !next
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TehAmelie: handheld machines seems like cheating
djalternative: they'd have no way to stream that though because the switch needs to be docked to stream
Earthenone: they can use heathers phone :P
Earthenone: they did it for crapshoot
djalternative: It'd be difficult to get the player's face and the switch in the same shot
djalternative: not impossible but difficult
djalternative: it would probably involve a mirror
TehAmelie: it'd have to be two shots and Paul would run the switchboard back at the base, like when they LAN
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL ?
fishmanfishfish: !next
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Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: i saw the blip
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: refresh for stream
ThePerrBearr: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Meyari: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesAir katesAir
benjamin_wheeler: Is this that game where players discover lands unknown?
TehAmelie: ah, twitch is being twitchy
Earthenone: pride51 how many lands are you running? lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: It is time.
EscherichiaCole: Huh, turns out I missed my chance to fire my 60 month sub
EscherichiaCole: RIP nice round number
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with AFK, right now! We’re playing Discover Lands Unknown! 🎦 | 📷 ||
Bladinus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: happy 5 years all the same @EscherichiaCole lrrHEART
TheInnsanity: oh hey, I'm not usually early
Nigouki: wierd, stream didn't auto-start, had to F5
Umandsf: Merry Pokémon day to all!
zenoflamer: lrrSPOT
TheInnsanity: ben better talk about pokemans
aquinas_0: ah
zenoflamer: They should be playing the pokemon board game lrrBEEJ
EscherichiaCole: I had like a whole thing I was going to say but they don't really read sub messages anymore so I never had a chance
Fruan: @EscherichiaCole If it makes you feel any better, 61 is a prime number
aquinas_0: now it is
NathanJay_GA: lrrHERE
Sarah_Serinde: EscherichiaCole They do read them, just not on certain streams
EscherichiaCole: Sarah_Serinde yeah I know that
ThePerrBearr: time to discover some unknown lands
enjoysgreatstreams: hey I made a live one!
Sethro420: Sup!?!?!
FlameI7: They also make sure to read them all, just not necessarily on camera
ennui_on_me: hello!
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truehippy: givin my love to my favorite stream day i can never watch because of the dnd i manage. give them hell RNG.
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FlameI7: Or at least, that's what I heard Graham say
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TehAmelie: aloha
Sarcastic_comma: party100 party100 party100 party100 *stands up, raises hands in the air* McDonald’s!!!!!
Gascitygaming: !next
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tergonis: that was a series of noises
Bladinus: benginHi
TehAmelie: can you play this game using only vocalization?
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
FlameI7: Yay Matt!
DaMullet14: I am unconvinced by the gimmick of the Unique Deck Game
DaMullet14: but if it's fun
ritchards: cooperative? So Ben can betray them??
VoidByAnyOtherName: deez shelves
Earthenone: thanks to IKEA for the other shelves
djalternative: ben can betray any of them at any time regardless of game
Baldrash: Wyrmwood makes Billys?
Waterzer0: oh, I was expecting let's nope for some reason.. well, this is fine too
Sarah_Serinde: Waterzer0 Let's Nope was a few hours ago
TehAmelie: i bet if Wyrmwood made a Billy shelf it would be the best shelf
TheInnsanity: @seabats ew
kingshadow2442: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: if wyrmwood made a Billy, they would call it The William
Blasteg: segway!
djalternative: "Hello. This is my partner William. He's a shelf."
TehAmelie: and it would last longer than the legacy of William the Conqueror
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2409 patrons for a total of $14,625.01 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: Beej pls
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Agu_Sakku: LOVE watching AFK! Keeps adding more games to my Amazon wish list.
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Viewers_Like_You: I thought that was Card Kingdom's slogan?
ThePerrBearr: i'd love to come see you in Boston, but i'm a broke :(
Nigouki: C2E2 and PAX: Enjoy physical proximity
Scar_Red_Tiger: @Earthenone I think Ikea is actually doing that
ReverseCreations: I thought Card Kingdom's slogan was "Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards"
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BITs19_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:19.
Bladinus: We shall call this land: "This Land"
Earthenone: !findquote sand
LRRbot: Quote #4300: "Prehistoric seals... in the sand?" —Heather [2017-07-09]
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benjamin_wheeler: Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest
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NekoDaimyo: Nintendo stole my birthday for pokemon, but I'll still give you my amazon money on my birthday.
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banachspacebar: Wish I could go to C2E2 this year, but I need to ration my vaca time this year
Waterzer0: hellscape on the plane of agony?
phorrestgaze: magic magic magic
Earthenone: its too bad adam wasent here, i hear he is a huge fan of Desert Punk
Bladinus: Paul "Master of Overlays" Saunders
TehAmelie: [squints in 240p]
JustAnotherMuffin: If there is one thing Fantasy Flight can do well is make some nice looking game pieces.
tenthtechpriest: so much thirst
Bladinus: slytqThirst
ThePerrBearr: very thirsty
TehAmelie: there are people who are unable to feel thirst, but they don't tend to live long
Molladia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Molladia: 4 months? that's more than Pie.
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tenthtechpriest: my thirst does result in physical pain!
Earthenone: Healthy!
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Crow_T_Human: You're all awesome!
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ritchards: *IF* they want?
TheInnsanity: but I'm always full thirst
Viewers_Like_You: Wait, I'm confused - Who's on thirst?
lithuasil: But who's on thirst?
TehAmelie: somebody will have to tell tumblr about that
Pal_Friendpatine: Thirst base
TehAmelie: William the Thirst of France
Earthenone: !findquote dune
LRRbot: Quote #5219: "This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring." —Alex [2018-08-01]
TheInnsanity: that isn't a dune quote :O
TehAmelie: shocking
Stoffern: Its a buggy quote
DarkNacht: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #496: "Cori needs to be a thing, and get water." —Ryan [2015-07-20]
Genderi: Wow, pubg looks great!
TehAmelie: TIL there is quartz rocks with water stuck inside them since ten thousand years. talking about dirty water. . .
Earthenone: medi-san
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gnome_friend: Greetings from Gnome-Land
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BronzeKnight: !findquote doom
Earthenone: just like real life!
ThePerrBearr: have you tried turning your fire off, and back on?
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote thirst
Nigouki: Expand one wood Kappa
Earthenone: CurseLit
ritchards: Bonfire Lit!
Bladinus: \[T]/
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Kamotetop: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:26.
ritchards: 5 minutes...
invaderJim0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
invaderJim0: choo choo
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wildfirebird123: Hey Gang
PiGuy2000: Just got here, so is this cooperative?
thenb44: I missed the beginning is this a co op game?
Viewers_Like_You: Yes, coops
enjoysgreatstreams: this looks like a cool game!
ritchards: 2>7
Pal_Friendpatine: This game looks so cool!
Pal_Friendpatine: What do the numbers in the compass symbols on the back of the cards designate? I missed this
JustAnotherMuffin: @Pal_Friendpatine Where the monster will move to after the attack
sjcTheos: share with the class?
Mystaira: It makes anime references?
TehAmelie: gotta decide which of your children to leave for the desert nazis
Pal_Friendpatine: On the back of the map tiles I mean
PiGuy2000: Ian found the anime character?
ninja_theory_ashrams: EXACTLY like Sophie's Choice
JustAnotherMuffin: @Pal_Friendpatine I would imagine there is a key on how you set up the board.
Dr_fragenstien: i was going to say an Ian that could survive in the wild, but then I realized Ian probably has the best shot of wilderness survival out of the LRR cast
Brok3nGol3m: so a Tinker Tailor
RealGamerCow: macgyver!
Mystaira: TTSF the character
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah that would make a lot of sense. Thanks @justanothermuffin
TehAmelie: Ian knows a lot and is pretty handy, but i give James the best shot at applied survival
Kamotetop: He lays mechanical eggs
ritchards: Atticus! Atticus! Atticus!
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, the "Beef" Cane
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHAM ?
ritchards: Beef!
PiGuy2000: This is the tale of Atticus "Beef" Cane, he who carries all the beef
Formerly_Beef: DID SOMEONE CALL?!
Pal_Friendpatine: “No. I’m Atticus”
Mystaira: lo
PiGuy2000: Matt confirmed carrying
coriolis_storm: @pal_friendpatine Correct. The tile numbers indicate their “difficulty/complexity”
UpstageJMC subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
UpstageJMC: 21 Months!!!
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ninja_theory_ashrams: two handed swords
crashdownreg: we found out pack mle
crashdownreg: mule
Mystaira: a meat sin?
StephenJM81: the guy from Carrie?
Pal_Friendpatine: Cool! Thanks @coriolis_storm
PiGuy2000: So the choice is leg day or arm day?
Bladinus: B E E F
Formerly_Beef: that was me once
TheInnsanity: ah yes, the four classes, DPS, medic, Utility, and beef
ritchards: Always was a C
ritchards: ABC
ritchards: Always BEEF calling
crashdownreg: is this like Bear Grylls: the board game?
Formerly_Beef: thanks
coriolis_storm: Part of the unique game system, the characters are selected from a general pool and specific ones for the 2 biomes in your box
Mystaira: Face hugger!
Pal_Friendpatine: Mmm face hugger
Dr_fragenstien: I think picking the soldier was a good idea
coriolis_storm: @crashdownreg More like Lost
Dr_fragenstien: in retrospect
crashdownreg: Judge!
Pal_Friendpatine: !rulebook
HesGotNoPants: we gonna fuck some trains?
TheInnsanity: wat
EternalDensity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
EternalDensity: What if the *real* subs were the sub-babbies we birthed along the way?
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HesGotNoPants: @theinnsanity it's something beej got quoted saying playing "ticket to ride"
TheInnsanity: ah
EternalDensity: Eh, why does it say "0 months in a row" there? The sub announce box thing clearly said 18 months so something is glitched
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeWood
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hey LRR chat, i'm late, but here
kinkerbelle: It's better than bad, it's good!
ritchards: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood?
TheInnsanity: what a logend
TheMandrew: Ooh, this game
crashdownreg: FailFish
Valhallan597: So is this like Forbidden Desert?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does it travel in pairs and roll down the stairs?
phorrestgaze: maybe it's a cool rock
coriolis_storm: @valhallan597 Kind of. Except there are different scenarios possible
Valhallan597: "My Geode must be acknowledged!"
Valhallan597: @coriolis_storm neat
HesGotNoPants: @valhallan597 I will only acknowledge it if it's a geodude
Reecer6: We blew it up! Damn us all to hell!
jonasjonIV: Ian called it
ThePerrBearr: they did it, they blew it up!
Tithegha subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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EscherichiaCole: Is the face sneering?
Alephred: My name is Ozymandias, king of kings.
MalBeam: is this the lost island?
Pal_Friendpatine: The only issue I see with this is the meeples get knocked over easily and the board fits so well together that flipping the pieces makes for many earthquake scenarios
sjcTheos: on a roll of 1, despair
TheManaLeek: Look on my works and despair ye mighty and despair
HesGotNoPants: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Board Games
EscherichiaCole: Gaze on the works
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I hate that I got here late but I love this already
PiGuy2000: It is the unfinished statue of Richard Therpston, mystery solved :P
Valhallan597: @LRRbot gee thank you bot
Bladinus: storm count 3
TacitusVigil: Ozymandian Kappa
jonasjonIV: I am smart. Give me stuff.
Dr_fragenstien: it might be nice to get card 3 and set it aside for when you do resolve it
Reecer6: it says "Yetut was here, this statue is lame, my dick's bigger."
thekrausshaus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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Alephred: Look upon my works, ye mighty, like share and subscribe.
ninja_theory_ashrams: I forget, is the scenario 1885 or 1985? is it "Back to the Future" or "Back to the Future 3?"
coriolis_storm: @valhallan597 Also, each box gets 2 out of 6 possible terrains, and each terrain has its own set of possible scenarios, so lots of variations between each game box
TacitusVigil: @ninja_theory_ashrams They went to 1955 in Back to the Future II Kappa
Zyme86: Off?
TacitusVigil: Wait, you didn't say II. Foiled again!
Zyme86: lrrGOAT there
Znazl: 👏
phorrestgaze: moar rock
Zyme86: nibble nibble nibble
SystemicSammy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
SystemicSammy: I discovered two years of awesome!
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CururuGuasu: MissingNo!
withr: different biome enemy?
Tantar: good question
TheInnsanity: we need to find a parent
chesul: you just s**t your pants, and take 1 damage from dehydration.
TheInnsanity: they would know
Reecer6: I... also... don't know.............
phorrestgaze: when I got hit by a car just a little bit came out
jonasjonIV: what
Bladinus: empty you mind Ian!
deathclaw31 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Hqueso: wounded Wounded Mind Eater.
CururuGuasu: Is it a mind eater that is wounded or an eater of wounded minds?
TheInnsanity: what does a mind-eater drop when killed?
johnhelix: EMPTY YOUR MIND
TheInnsanity: pardon
Dr_fragenstien: it regurgitates mind back into your head
plummeting_sloth: mind eater drops 5 mind when killed
ulexarX: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:14.
TheInnsanity: I didn't know this was house on a hill
TheInnsanity: THE BEEF IS WET
plummeting_sloth: deep, watery pockets
TheInnsanity: deep, watery beef
RealGamerCow: wEt bEeF
HesGotNoPants: hes a camel
korvys: Thirsty for Beef
TheInnsanity: hard same
korvys: !findquote beef
LRRbot: Quote #855: "I beefed it." —Ian [2015-10-13]
TheInnsanity: !findquote wet
TheManaLeek: Log reminds me of Ren and Stmpy and harshly ages me
plummeting_sloth: mmmm... desert cooked
korvys: Cactoyaki
SydPreviouslyHeadache: eventually
phorrestgaze: It's a pile of poutine rations
TheInnsanity: I have some sesame beef in the slow cooker speaking of
plummeting_sloth: Cacti-yaki
incredulouspasserby: just now getting on, what's the gist of this game?
HesGotNoPants: @themanaleek aren't you gonna finish cutting the log ren?
Pal_Friendpatine: Anyone else thing Ian’s mic is a bit on the quiet side?
lithuasil subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
lithuasil: Managed to get amazon-prime renewed in time to resub. whee
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plummeting_sloth: but it wasn't a rock.... it was a- no wait it actually was a rock.
HesGotNoPants: ian is just quiet
coriolis_storm: @incredulouspasserby Explore and complete the scenario goals once revealed
incredulouspasserby: Sounds good, I think
TheInnsanity: does flint make the water bad?
incredulouspasserby: It's hard to get a read off of what we're seeing but what I'm hearing them say sounds dope
Bladinus: Ben's scared of the dark. Too much time on Let's Nope.
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah the rules review of this game @incredulouspasserby was incredible sounding!
TheMandrew: great thing about this game, is that every copy of it is different
Brok3nGol3m: TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
jonasjonIV: Ian still big brain!
plummeting_sloth: you are now the bone pharoh!
Bladinus: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Pal_Friendpatine: The hunt for 56 begins...
Viewers_Like_You: 56? 56?!
TheInnsanity: SKELETOR
Sibwow: this feels like Lost
jonasjonIV: interesting.
A_Dub888: !findquote skull
LRRbot: Quote #4145: "I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls" —Paul [2017-04-11]
TheInnsanity: my brain is f'd, this game is amazing
Hqueso: Is Ian a necromancer now? I think Ian's a necromancer now.
Dr_fragenstien: TheIlluminati
RealGamerCow: Skulluminati
Pal_Friendpatine: So the only downside I see is being able to memorize what is on the numbered cards. But it sounds like there is some pretty good replayability here
plummeting_sloth: trade water for Beej's majestic song
RealGamerCow: so they have finished 2 of the 4 investigations correct?
jonasjonIV: yeah
plummeting_sloth: fight the log, take 1 wood pelt
crashdownreg: wood for your sheep?
matufin0: man the runner seem sweet now
TheInnsanity: if your skin has turned into damage, please see a doctor
RealGamerCow: plummeting_sloth the skins of bones and the pelts of trees?
Koshindan: Need that Wormwood sling.
TehAmelie: i'm just thinking what wiggly snakes you could make out of those map pieces
VoidByAnyOtherName: can you take up cannibalism?
TehAmelie: only by popular vote
VoidByAnyOtherName: ooh
TehAmelie: (i just made that up)
VoidByAnyOtherName: damn
TehAmelie: i don't see why you couldn't make it a house rule though
TheInnsanity: beef is a pretty good landmark
LegionLoyalist: It's a new day, yes it is
TehAmelie: voting on who to eat might not be pleasant, but it's better than this Polish communist era play i was in where we just debated it for an hour
plummeting_sloth: it's anew day, yes it is
tenthtechpriest: IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS
LegionLoyalist: So if it's a New Day, push Kofi?
TheInnsanity: what flavor is the cactus?
plummeting_sloth: mmmm, cactus flavor
TehAmelie: heavily poisonous and hallucinogenic?
JonnyGlitch: Hello Matt, Ben, Ian, Beej, Paul! Hi Chat!
Pal_Friendpatine: Hey @jonnyglitch !
TehAmelie: i love cactus flavor drinks. it's probably not like cactus juice at all
JonnyGlitch: I just had a lunch date cancel on me, her loss my hair looks amazing!
JonnyGlitch: Are they the monster though? that's their home dude
warpspeed365: I can’t hear anything
ritchards: no-one has any damage yet... suck it up!
warpspeed365: Is it just me?
JonnyGlitch: I have audio
Myrdin90: just you
Kamotetop: refresh might help
dylanbbb: What is the current scenario?
Myrdin90: so what is this game? some kinda desert survival coop thing?
warpspeed365: Okay good now :)
ritchards: 4T
Mystaira: I'm for tea
Brok3nGol3m: doogRIP
Kamotetop: verbiage might be wrong but "investigate four landmarks"
ninja_theory_ashrams: simba is not allowed to go there
korvys: !findquote elephant
LRRbot: Quote #351: "I can't auto-drive on an elephant." —Paul [2015-06-17]
TheInnsanity: how the hell is the ostrich growling
JonnyGlitch: 2 giant drumsticks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Time to re-enact the war of emus
Sektor88: cassowaries, dude
JonnyGlitch: Ostrich can straight up kill you
plummeting_sloth: the war the emu won
CururuGuasu: Birds can be jerks
JonnyGlitch: and Ostrich are quite a but larger than Emus, and more agressive
Dr_fragenstien: emus would be 11/7, less damage, but way harder to hit, even with guns Kappa
Fruan: Cassowaries are legit velociraptors with feathers and a beak
dylanbbb: Physical Damage is the worst damage
MuffinsOnAHill: Ostriches are super scary and can be very aggressive.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'M A DOCTOR NOT A DOCTOR! wait.. what?
IgnisDeus: shouldn't ian have 0 stamina?
Dr_fragenstien: ostriches can easily disembowel a human iirc
JonnyGlitch: Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu He's got a beak and feathers and things But the poor old fella ain't got no wings
TheInnsanity: @Fruan fun fact, velociraptors had feathers
JonnyGlitch: do do DO DO DO DO
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korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Don't wall into frozen water.
JonnyGlitch: Thank you for subscribing to Ostrich Facts
Mowdownjoe: DAMNIT IAN
Ziruple: looking good Beej
LessSkunksThanEstimated: unsubscribe ostrich facts
TheInnsanity: beef's got the beef
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:32.
JonnyGlitch: I missed the first hour of this stream so I have NO idea what's going on, but I come here for the company anyways
phorrestgaze: lrrSPOOP
JonnyGlitch: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chaostreader: Enter night
JonnyGlitch: "I'm Delicious!"
jonasjonIV: Ian gonna die!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian will be fine
plummeting_sloth: Adam's darkest dungeon sense is tingling
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I take that back
JonnyGlitch: Goodbye Ian
Halinn: Why do emotes here have to be so spoopy. I'm scaried
PiGuy2000: Bye Ian!
korvys: Ian's gonna diiiiiie
TheInnsanity: "two ostriches!
Kaszoski: slytqBORK
phorrestgaze: the ostrich returns
PiGuy2000: Ian's greed is killing him
TheInnsanity: the emo fights again!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Wow. I got shown. as did Ian
JonnyGlitch: one would assume move = combat if it's on your space
TheInnsanity: drink that mind monster
matufin0: at least the wonded mind take is much less dangerous than the austrich
PiGuy2000: RIP Ian
JonnyGlitch: Dangerzone!
dylanbbb: Ian is almost dead completly
Type_One___: cheer100
IgnisDeus: Run it back! lrrGREED
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ian is MOSTLY dead
JonnyGlitch: Walking out to the desert with no food or water sounds very much like what one of Ian's characters would do
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are they d12s?
TheInnsanity: ye
Pal_Friendpatine: Dare? Double Dare? Or Physical Damage?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dumb question actually. thank you
JonnyGlitch: 33% chance of heal, .08% chance of death? Sounds good!
Iraeda: weren't they ALL supposed to threat card ? or was only ian not on fire?
Iraeda: oh ok
SydPreviouslyHeadache: on fire. suffer burn damage
JonnyGlitch: food IS important
TheInnsanity: prove it
JonnyGlitch: that's easy, don't eat
korvys: !badadvice
LRRbot: Firm belief!
RealGamerCow: Beej can use his soldier ability to beat somethign up, right?
TheInnsanity: it changes low rolls to 12s
TheInnsanity: 1-3 iirc
JonnyGlitch: That sounds like a bonkers ability
RealGamerCow: I thought it auto-changed somethign to 13?
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JonnyGlitch: A Wok is something you throw at a Wabbit when you haven't got a Wifle
TheInnsanity: remember to get a new recipe, beej
TheInnsanity: Phish?
nhouse1919: !uptime
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SquareDotCube: Beej is just making Torgsnet
mercano82: It traps Phish tapes
Bladinus: benginTraitor
JonnyGlitch: humans have much more meat on them than most game
korvys: !findquote cannibal
LRRbot: Quote #4505: "Is it cannibalism if it's your own organs?" —Matt [2017-11-19]
ZeroArcana: phish our men
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JonnyGlitch: hmm, I'm worried by the fact that I know autocannibalism is a thing
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Covered in BEES!
Dr_fragenstien: bees?!
jonasjonIV: not the bees!
JonnyGlitch: Ohh, Apple or Andriod?
ArcOfTheConclave: a rosetta stone?
TheInnsanity: annnnd Matt is the traitor!
JonnyGlitch: Jer isn't strange (strange Tali's Man)
nhouse1919: What is wrong with Ian?
ContingentCat: I just got here, is Ian double dead?
TheInnsanity: @JonnyGlitch that's not true
dylanbbb: Ian isn't dead yet
Dr_fragenstien: @nhouse1919 he had an unfortunate run-in with an ostrich
kinkerbelle: You either die or you don't.
JonnyGlitch: @TheInnsanity Well, strange in a normal way, unless I messed up names
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bright side, if ian dies, they get meat : upside down smile emoji "
JonnyGlitch: Eat Ian!
TheInnsanity: surgerian
phorrestgaze: didn't know how to treat the ostrich wounds
JonnyGlitch: He's full of Potassium!
matufin0: you get to loot his corpse
RealGamerCow: and die because of your ineptitude
BrindleBoar: SUNSET
JonnyGlitch: Ian lrrSACK Horner
JonnyGlitch: Beej is a Flat Earther
TheInnsanity: sooooo Ian
jonasjonIV: skullitist
phorrestgaze: punch that nerd
korvys: !findquote scientist
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheInnsanity: why are you fighting Ian
Nigouki: wait, a Shocker scientist?
Mystaira: Skullentist
phorrestgaze: no mercy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: c'mon Beej, beat up this nerd
oyleslyck: skull scientist? so a phrenologist
JonnyGlitch: Late Night Nerd Fight!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I came in late, but I feel i'm picking up on this game. and It seems like a lot of fun
kinkerbelle: Like pocket sand, but monsters?
dylanbbb: Combat is actually really weird in this game. You deal damage if you beat the defense in the grey dice. You take damage if you beat the attack with the red die. You want low rolls on the red die and high rolls on the grey die
RealGamerCow: he's one of those pokemon skull dudes
oyleslyck: cubone
ThePerrBearr: did ben fail is heal on ian?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: twice
RealGamerCow: no, team skull
Jungie26: Wasn't the goal 4 landmarks?
dylanbbb: They got theat goal
dylanbbb: They are onto the next part
Bladinus: that was just to get to stage 2 @Jungie26
korvys: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
withr: spawn an elephant?
Jungie26: I must have missed the description of the second part. Thanks!
dylanbbb: Stone and Wood let you reroll the dies as well(Red and Gray respectivly)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: elephant graveyards are scary to me
ritchards: Ian is a writeoff
Pal_Friendpatine: Looks like more than one monster can be in the same space... “If there are multiple monster tokens in a survivor’s space, that player resolves combat against one of them of his or her choice. Then, if there is still a monster in the survivor’s space, the player resolves combat against another one. The survivor repeats this process until there are no monsters in his or her space or that survivor is eliminated.”
Pal_Friendpatine: Sorry about the wall of text
phorrestgaze: that makes sense
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh
DaMullet14: To be fair, Ostriches are really badass
Fruan: That's really confusingly written.
DaMullet14: Emus have a 1-0 record against the New Zealand military
ContingentCat: new house rule?
withr: @DaMullet14 that is australia
ritchards: grey?
ContingentCat: Emus have won every actual war they've been involved in
Jungie26: It's written fine, it's just counter-intuitive
korvys: It's a badly written description of an unintuitive rule. *facepalm*
Iraeda: that also explains why the mace says raise YOUR die by 2
Iraeda: and not "A" die
Mystaira: You guys were playing hard mode
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phorrestgaze: lrrFINE
Jungie26: Good point @lraeda
oyleslyck: demon ostrich lol
phorrestgaze: an ostrich war hero
TheInnsanity: you win shun, you lose shun
MuffinsOnAHill: Ostrich prime. From the secret ostrich level of Diablo.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't i need my skull? No, i'm pretty sure you have 2
Noodles_15: Why does Ian have more than one skull?
kinkerbelle: What happens if they remove Ian's last skull?
korvys: !findquote skull
LRRbot: Quote #4145: "I get that you miss your girlfriend and everything, but that's just too many skulls" —Paul [2017-04-11]
Iraeda: @Noodles_15 usually removing a persons final skull kills them kappa
dylanbbb: It is also why salvage subtracts 2 from the red die. Poison adds 1 to the gray die. Wood can be used to reroll the Gray die. Stone can be used to reroll the Red Die
rrtycoon2: Pull out skull, fumble it, nearly drop it back in.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kamil? OH NO
Iraeda: wait no that was ment to go to kinkerbelle
dylanbbb: No attack means it can't deal damage
Noodles_15: No, no Ian, Camel /Cup/ Kappa
CururuGuasu: Watch out, they spit
dylanbbb: Still roll red die for movement
ThePerrBearr: it's a tasty camel
ninja_theory_ashrams: red die for movement
chaostreader: You deal damage with blue.
Jorge4hg: poor camel
ContingentCat: What did the camel ever do to you? Why kill them?
TheInnsanity: it has two hum- health
CamelAttack: Monsters!
rrtycoon2: Where's a crit when you need it in a game.
dylanbbb: Have to go cook the meat at a fire
NotCainNorAbel: you need to hit it harder
Hqueso: Helen punched it into Shun's path. That's a team kill.
kumatsu: Ian did not slap the camel at 3275.95 MPH
ContingentCat: F
rrtycoon2: So, which resolves first again, player attack or enemy attack?
Redshift2k5: good evening from Newfoundland
dylanbbb: They resolve at the same time
chaostreader: Blue is the player attack. Red is the enemy
Pal_Friendpatine: I was thinking about the same thing @kumatsu !!!! :D :D :D
ritchards: A gnomish tree?
RealGamerCow: what is their new goal?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: get punched by a tree
dylanbbb: To get Matt to the other side of the map
kumatsu: @RealGamerCow Matt needs to spend an action in the top-right corner
Pal_Friendpatine: How do you clean dirty water?
underhill33: ~"Love that dirty water!"~
Nigouki: if you drink dirty water, the sand behind you gets dirty
dylanbbb: You don't clean dirty water. You have to roll to see if you taake damage
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah @dylanbbb
dylanbbb: Or use medicine
RealGamerCow: i thought there was a filter item
Kamotetop: How many did Ian cook? Trading with Beej might help cover most bases
TheInnsanity: germs are just TINY enemies!
Kamotetop: food and drink
korvys: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #994: "They're more like water balloons full of eggs." —Beej [2015-10-30]
dylanbbb: Wood and Stone is actually really really useful because it allows you to reroll your dies in combat. And you can do it as much as you want as long as you have wood and stone
Nigouki: if it's wet sand you can just do that evaporation trick with a sheet of plastic above a pit
tenthtechpriest: we do often
dylanbbb: Cooking meat allows you to exchange any amount
circusofkirkus: dem's some thirsty bois
dylanbbb: It is like trading
Bladinus: slytqThirst slytqThirst
Redshift2k5: hail hydrate bastFF bastGet
Znazl: lionPride
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Pal_Friendpatine: Did we figure out when fires go out?
dylanbbb: fires go out depending on the cards
ninja_theory_ashrams: phrasing
TheInnsanity: the undertaker?
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Fruan: So... I'm getting a feeling this game deserves a second attempt some day, now that you all have a better idea of how the rules work.
CamelAttack: The camels are coming for you!
nitrodog96: How enjoyable has this game been so far?
TheInnsanity: pulp him!
Pal_Friendpatine: Pretty awesome @nitrodog96
Noodles_15: It's more a bloodlust.
ThePerrBearr: is beej red/green colorblind?
dylanbbb: Ties win
TheInnsanity: reading the game explains the game
PiGuy2000: "Punching people is a free action" great life advice from games
kinkerbelle: Rock-on-a-stick sounds like it's actually pretty effective as a weapon?
dylanbbb: You do get to use every weapon
Kamotetop: Chase the ostrich?
dylanbbb: It is not discarded. It stays on the spot
dylanbbb: Resources stay on the spot
chaostreader: ^this seems important
ninja_theory_ashrams: but if Matt makes a backpack, then others can make backpacks
dylanbbb: Drop any resources until you are at 10. Cards are discarded
Alephred: "Drop a dirty water, and then go do your shit," eh?
Pal_Friendpatine: “Working my way back to you babe”
TheInnsanity: would it make you feel better to kill the ostrich?
dylanbbb: You can cook any amount of meat in a single action
dylanbbb: "If the survivor is at a fire, that player may exchange any amount of their meat for an equal amount of food."
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dylanbbb: Each person you trade with takes 1 stamina
Nicarrow: HI all
dylanbbb: New project?
ninja_theory_ashrams: ^
TheInnsanity: probably first strike
dylanbbb: Important to note that you can use as many weapons as you want in combat.
kinkerbelle: Like a phone?
TheInnsanity: Helen "Bart Simpson" Foster
withr: is it an elephant?
Iraeda: does that mean reslve the card 3 higher then "elephant graveyard" though?
jonasjonIV: resolve card 45 I think,
Iraeda: or 3 higher then monster 42?
dylanbbb: It would resolve the card 3 higher than the elephant graveyard
dylanbbb: Exploration card 43
Iraeda: but you are resolving card 40
kinkerbelle: But it's not an ostrich gun!
TheInnsanity: a literal gun
PiGuy2000: Charles "elephant gun" Shun
jonasjonIV: he ran out of stamina
dylanbbb: The cards are designed in a way that the cards increasing numbers will be better than the original effect, and still be thematic
ninja_theory_ashrams: turn that ostrich into a backpack
LonelyTex: honk
haliberdk: Using an elephant gun to kill an ostrich. Easy way to get minced meat.
phorrestgaze: you dodn't need to feed the gun
TheInnsanity: its a gun made out of a living elephant!
haliberdk: it's like that simpson chap, Dumbo shooting down planes
Bladinus: Stage 3 get
Simonark: Ostrich can kill you very very quickly
phorrestgaze: shoot it
jonasjonIV: good thing has gun
Bladinus: shoot her~!!
Iraeda: good thing Ian has a gun
RealGamerCow: can Ian just fuck it up?
matufin0: it gonna get shot
Fruan: 86 it. 86 it NOW
dylanbbb: Gun only works on normal monsters
Hqueso: gun only works on normal monsters.
phorrestgaze: RIP
Bladinus: aww..
Iraeda: it doesn't instant kill but can it hurt?
dylanbbb: You can use stone and wood to reroll if you want
dylanbbb: Well if he had any
TheInnsanity: is this the first red night?
dylanbbb: Stacking weapons on a single character is pretty good
phorrestgaze: fightyman should fight
korvys: !advice
korvys: ಠ_ಠ
The_Voices: remember the auto 12!
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dylanbbb: You can keep goign
Halinn: Why do they keep saying it's grey?
TheInnsanity: "tactical distraction stick"
JonnyGlitch: what's is more fun?
TheInnsanity: @Halinn they didn't have any big D12s, and the one provided is gray
phorrestgaze: how much wood could a wood beej chuck?
Myrdin90: what is more fun?
dylanbbb: In the modify dice part of combat steps
dylanbbb: "The combatant resolves effects that modify dice one at a time in the order of their choice, and they can resolve the same effect multiple times."
Pal_Friendpatine: Auto 12?
jonasjonIV: long mace
TheInnsanity: just a REALLY LONG hammer
phorrestgaze: did he build a trebuchet?
TheInnsanity: ^
ThePerrBearr: Beej Wins!
phorrestgaze: Beej out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yay Beej. oh
ninja_theory_ashrams: soldier good at combat, who knew
MechaKuuga: Beej wins but everyone else is F-ed?
Feminine_Desires: Everyone has to beat the enemy
JonnyGlitch: There can only be one!
Feminine_Desires: Everyone has to defeat the monster to pass.
rrtycoon2: Okay, what's this special enemy?
dylanbbb: Beej wins the game. Enemy 86 spawns and the next person has to beat it
TheInnsanity: Beej was the traitor all along
Keknar: Did beej just sacrifice everyone else?
rockyboy78: Beej is the betrayer
kinkerbelle: Everything using numbers sounds cool but seems like... I can't really get the flavor of this game?
ArcOfTheConclave: Beej wins the game.
jonasjonIV: Beej is the traitor?
matufin0: Beej win
korvys: benginTraitor lrrBEEJ
MechaKuuga: This game is so confusing
matufin0: and everyone has to fight the gardian
Halinn: It's obviously best to only have one winner
JonnyGlitch: getting 86ed
DaMullet14: The guardian was the friends we made along the way
Iraeda: so this was actually just Persona
Pal_Friendpatine: The Guardian is your ID
Kramburger: The real guardian was the firends we made along the way
tenthtechpriest: the real enemy was the friends we made along teh way
ArcOfTheConclave: Persona?
JonnyGlitch: If everyone wins, nobody does
Halinn: Don't want lame "everyone's a winner" games. It's all about crushing your opponents, especially when they're your allies.
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dylanbbb: "Any number of players can win or lose the game. It ends when players complete the final quest, which often requires the support of other players. To escape with their lives, players must walk a fine line between helping one another and protecting their own selfish interests."
dylanbbb: In the overview
dylanbbb: Any number can win or lose
phorrestgaze: apparently a pile of wood helps
JonnyGlitch: Oh ID is a persona thing, I was thinking hard about Id, ego, and superego for a sec
dylanbbb: "The final stage of each scenario describes how the survivors win the game. When a survivor wins the game, that player removes their figure from the map, discards all of their cards, tokens, and counters, and no longer participates in the game. All other survivors remaining in the game continue playing. " In winning the game as well
JonnyGlitch: there was mean to be a "?" in there
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHERE
Iraeda: @JonnyGlitch Id is a psychology thing
Iraeda: it's used IN persona however
JonnyGlitch: @Iraeda ... I know ;)
Iraeda: and technically Id/Ego/Superego isn't correct since persona is Jung not Freud :X
dylanbbb: Stone rerolls the red die. Wood rerolls Gray die
JonnyGlitch: sure thin boss
TheInnsanity: is the dirty water just Beej's piss?
dylanbbb: Remember weapons stack
Firnsarwen: Are you guys doing The Stone Door? Because if so, the coop rules pdf says to replace that final effect with this: The Stone Door (Exploration Card #8. Set 1.4) You thought you had defeated the nightmare, but you were mistaken. The creature rises again, stronger than ever. You will need to work together to defeat it and pass through the stone door. Move 1 space and spawn special enemy #86 in the space with the  objective icon. Its health is  instead of 2. If that enemy is defeated, all survivor
Firnsarwen: (oops, some of the symbols didn't paste very well...)
TheInnsanity: rip
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh I did mean ID as in the ego and superego. But I was really referencing Forbidden Planet and the ID Monster therein @jonnyglitch @iraeda
JonnyGlitch: just fish for compliments then eat whoever comes to do so
Firnsarwen: (came in late, sorry, not sure whether that was The Stone Door or not...)
Iraeda: oh lol
TheInnsanity: it was @Firnsarwen
Iraeda: @Firnsarwen sounds like the scenario yes
JonnyGlitch: @Pal_Friendpatine you remember more than I do from that
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TheInnsanity: @LoadingReadyRun read above, the scenario got erratad
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
dylanbbb: @TheInnsanity Technically the Co-Op rules are a different way to play the game
phorrestgaze: I think we're past the point to roll it back for errata
dylanbbb: The default way is the way they are playing. The Co-Op also has them lose if one player dies
Firnsarwen: @LoadingReadyRun maybe check the coop rules pdf? You can search for it
Firnsarwen: (If I can paste the link, I could)
TheInnsanity: oh, this is "co-op" not co-op
Iraeda: the errate just seems to change the HP and NOT remove Beej
Firnsarwen: haha, sounds good guys! :D Enjoy fighting it out ;)
phorrestgaze: he's special
Pal_Friendpatine: Special monsters don’t move
dylanbbb: @Iraeda It changes quite a few rules. Like reviving dead people and losing if you get to a dead person's turn
JonnyGlitch: well they've found a wincon for the group, but late to roll it back
JonnyGlitch: bit*
phorrestgaze: f
Iraeda: well I mean for the guardian specifically
ThePerrBearr: F
kinkerbelle: The door is a symbol. The guardian is the gateway.
TheInnsanity: the guardian just carries a door with it
CaptainSpam: Your body is so full of things! Empty your body!
dylanbbb: Special monsters don't move
Gascitygaming: Ian really did disappear!
rrtycoon2: So the night did indeed take Ian.
Feminine_Desires: There's WAAAY too many special rules for this game x.x
TheInnsanity: can I be Chekhov gun proof?
RealGamerCow: Those Loxodon are strapped
Pal_Friendpatine: Special monster tokens do not move by night cards or threat cards, but retreat as normal. Otherwise, they follow all other rules for monsters unless an ability specifies “Normal monster.”
Firnsarwen: LOL, RIP Ian
phorrestgaze: the rules are just guidelines
Bladinus: slytqRIP
Firnsarwen: @phorrestgaze xD Yus.
Iraeda: we live here now... guardian can keep the door
ninja_theory_ashrams: sling
SydPreviouslyHeadache: woo
MechaKuuga: Beej indirectly killed Ian
Bladinus: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Iraeda: and Matt lived in hte desert forever
Firnsarwen: pew pew pew!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
ThePerrBearr: B&B wn!
TacitusVigil: Did we get betrayed by Ben again?
Iraeda: Beej actually
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TacitusVigil: Interesting.
Kamotetop: Beej first but yeah
Iraeda: though it was less betrayal and more... "fell into a warp and left everyone behind"
Firnsarwen: David and Goliath vibes going there with the slingshot!
ContingentCat: "Rock spots" sounds like a way of referring to a concert venue
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this so much and I hope they get to play it again soonish
SydPreviouslyHeadache: at least, it sounds like it has decent replayability?
GrandLlamaQ: One moon circles...
Mashamino: I acknowledge that reference
phorrestgaze: 24 hour stream?
minerpup: woah this looks like settelers of catan? what game is this?
TheInnsanity: survivors of cataan
Feminine_Desires: Discover: Lands of Unknown
Feminine_Desires: It's apparently a board game that is different for each package
Gascitygaming: just matt sitting there by himself, no paperfight, no lrrmtg, just Matt and this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
phorrestgaze: oof
Iraeda: can reroll both thanks to the rock
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's so rude
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Finally. 1 damage
haliberdk: PogChamp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: gonna be close
phorrestgaze: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
ThePerrBearr: RIP
Iraeda: well he can attack it 7 times!
Despoiler98: slytqRIP
matufin0: FIGHT TIME
tenthtechpriest: MANFIGHT TIME
TheInnsanity: I mean, he was going to fight it regardless
Tiber727: The illusion of choice!
phorrestgaze: he know only fight
TheInnsanity: free fight!
Despoiler98: NIGHT FIGHT
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol
GrandLlamaQ: Right about then them Duke boys knew they were in a whole heap of trouble.
dylanbbb: They both take damage
Mashamino: yeaaaah, niiight fiiiight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: double ko
jonasjonIV: transcend
ThePerrBearr: his corpse goes through the gate
ContingentCat: so the monster wins?
Iraeda: nah Ian you get left behind
Bladinus: 50/50 pass rate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was a lot of fun
rrtycoon2: The mutual destruction destroys the gate, and prevents any other foolish souls from ending up here.
dylanbbb: Scenario 5 is the one where you want to kill each other
Iraeda: but since players aren't normal monsters... are they immune to the elephant gun?
Agu_Sakku: Ahh-goo_Suh-koo
dylanbbb: You could also play an actual Co-Op game so you win and lose together. Revive the dead players
dylanbbb: If they die
Despoiler98: OMG ian
Kamotetop: @LoadingReadyRun Please read them the alternative
SydPreviouslyHeadache: We got Ian killed
Despoiler98: WOW slytqWTF
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: OOH Zone of Enders?
TacitusVigil: The bones of trees and the skins of Beej?
ThePerrBearr: Zone of the enders was a fun game
ThePerrBearr: but not 2
Makimachine: Ooooooooh! :D
Mashamino: oh, nifty
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh there is a "the"
ThePerrBearr: Jehuty
SydPreviouslyHeadache: do... butterflys have chitin?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, i was grossly misunderstanding what chitin was
ThePerrBearr: oh wow, who's playing?
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:41:58.
ritchards: so *a* Ben has 1/3 chance of winning
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok
ThePerrBearr: i mean clock keep time
TheInnsanity: two clocks!
Tiber727: Metronomes?
ritchards: Boo Ian Boo!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't worry about it!
Despoiler98: ITS FINE
Despoiler98: dont worry about it slytqGlare
Juliamon: Every episode of the campaign manages to be better than the last. It's wild.
mercano82: What was the alternate co-op win con to this scenario?
Koshindan subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Koshindan! (Today's storm count: 106)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *pass by a news stand* Molanander "Huh, a couple Azorious and a Boros goblin took the role of a rakdos theater show finale"
orionsrise1: Mo is going to wonder how Nog got so messed up. and why avinir has red and black lipstick on his collar
Pal_Friendpatine: Man, if I could make it to C2E2 I could see three different groups I like who are attending the show
dylanbbb: Number of players
dylanbbb: The part of Co-Op that makes the game more difficult is that you all lose if someone dies and it hits their turn
Iraeda: elephant gun only good for scientists
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gun beats scientist. good to know
orionsrise1: night guys
Kamotetop: showlove10 showlove10 showlove10 showlove10 showlove10
Nemowoodbine: Ah, here just in time for the end
Nemowoodbine: That tracks
Pal_Friendpatine: @crow_t_human nice name 👍🏻
Banrael: cheer100 I got here in time for subs!
Rockario: 22 maunths
dylanbbb: Animals are enemies
Banrael: Also, Paul, if that's you on tech - I am now hooked on tea, and have ordered more.
TacitusVigil: Are we off the rails yet? :D
rossmification: I appreciate it lrrAWESOME
dylanbbb: Oh apparently items that are 2 count as only 1 for the carry limit
Koshindan: ?
Mystaira: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL.thanks you so much for the stream
Firnsarwen: Thanks guys!!!
Phailhammer: cya :)
ritchards: Thanks Paul!
tergonis: we know ian
Firnsarwen: haha, Paul, they thank you ;)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang. have a good night everyone
TacitusVigil: For goodness sake, fill this man with beer!
TacitusVigil points to Ian
LoadingReadyRun: Banrael nice! There are so many choices!
Banrael: Indeed! I got some oolong, and some blueberry jam, and more of the delicious nepal black :)
LoadingReadyRun: Banrael you won the LRR christmas stocking stuffers?
Banrael: I did indeed
Banrael: Got myself a tea kettle for the loose leaf tea after it came
LoadingReadyRun: awesome! glad you liked it!
Banrael: Made some up this last weekend :)
Banrael: I did - it's much appreciated and enjoyed. :D
Banrael: Thank you and all the rest of the folks :)