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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for some giant robots on Games of Chance! James and Paul are playing Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner | đź“· ||
TXC2: Hello Paul and James
NovaTiempo: A hoy, beardsmans
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TheWarbo: yo^2
RayFK: Nah, play in Japanese you coward
APODionysus: Isn’t this the game that came with MGS2 demo?
TXC2: right, Giant Robots was the thing
HondoTrigger: @APODionysus that was the first one I believe
APODionysus: Ah
Hingadora: Is Esperanto supported?
TXC2: Great British English, the only kind of English Kappa
Earthenone: what all made the short list?
Mechsican: so where is steel battalion?
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: Give the berzerker the pants.
ThePerrBearr: stories
TheWarbo: Should have played Civ VI: Gathering Storm
TXC2: wow I can't hear Giant Robot without Hearing in Steven Universe's voice :P
HondoTrigger: the GBA Zone of the Enders tactical RPG is also another one of my favorites
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Rhynerd: Jehuty is indeed a big robot
TheWarbo: So, you weren't strict on the "robots are autonomous" idea.
Mangledpixel: oh boy
ZachtlyAsIntended: I do love ZOE
NovaTiempo: 100tons, but 10s of meters tall. Made of.... areogel?
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RayFK: Have fun trying to understand this story. Kojima does what Kojima does
Mowdownjoe: Actual Hideo Kajima game, right?
Earthenone: miniskov particles?
Mangledpixel: yeh this is a Kojima game
TXC2: oh looks like we're in for anime
Rhynerd: Dingo and Egret, Miners of Saturn
APODionysus: Dingo!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah, this was the game with the literal cockpit, right?
Mechsican: call adam. we need an anime expert stat.
Rhynerd: @Laserbeaks_Fury yup
Mangledpixel: so I'm presuming this is the HD collection version from 2012?
ZachtlyAsIntended: I dunno if I ever played 2nd Runner though
VoidByAnyOtherName: wait what, adam's an anime expert now?
APODionysus: Wat
TXC2: VoidByAnyOtherName thats the joke yes
APODionysus: Blue bird?
Dragoknight101: Go anime
Mangledpixel: you do now!
KidAmn: oh yeah, this is suuuuuuper anime btw.
Lirelent: call in the Ians
Earthenone: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #5739: "Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime." —Adam [2019-01-19]
blast__femur: way too anime, or not too anime enough?
Rhynerd: too bad James, you rolled the anime
Nightvalien28: this is like 3 in the anime scale, james
ThePerrBearr: Jehuty
Rhynerd: now you must anime
Pteraspidomorphi: It's only weird because it's not in japanese
TXC2: Nightvalien28 thats 5 too many Anime Kappa
Rhynerd: yeah, this is totally a trailer
VoidByAnyOtherName: jehuty and jeblowfish
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TheWarbo: Today on Games of Chance: James reacts to Anime
Nightvalien28: TXC2 hey the robots are not big titty woman this is very tame
cheetoJack: Japan
KidAmn: Pretty common in Japan.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Konami
Lirelent: Japan
TXC2: Nightvalien28 touché
Mangledpixel: ah, just looking at the title bar there, this is the sequel
Earthenone: its a holdover from arcade cabinet days
denitar: This looks a little like Armored Core, anyone ever play that one?
APODionysus: Japan
Rhynerd: Good to hype somebody up on the game they just got, right?
Earthenone: armord core was what i sugested THEY play :)
NovaTiempo: Like news channels advertising their own 24 hour news. Redundant notifications
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, this seems to be Near A Tomato
Rhynerd: "look at all this stuff you're about to do!"
ZachtlyAsIntended: I loved the original ZOE
denitar: @Earthenone seabatBRAIN
pollux14: the song was terrible though
APODionysus: TEETH
NovaTiempo: Alsp, what the Deus am I watching? :p
TXC2: so is all this anime in the OG game?
KidAmn: this is Zone of the Enders 2, yes
Rhynerd: This is indeed a sequel
Mangledpixel: this is the sequel, yes
GDwarf: It's an HD remake of the sequel
Rhynerd: There could be?
GDwarf: There is an HD remake of the original, but I think it's PS3 only
KidAmn: this is the HD remake of the sequel, which also came out on PS2. There is a HD remake of the original but only on console IIRC
1losttheGame: i would watch this anime
ThePerrBearr: I had iit on 360
falingard: the plot of the original is largely irrelevant
GDwarf: Is that Steve Blum?
ZachtlyAsIntended: yup
Rhynerd: IF all else fails, just look up Zone of the Enders on Wikipedia for a plot
TXC2: no that 's Evengelion Paul Kappa
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JoeKim: so flat out
APODionysus: Wait was that snakes voice
zerg539: @gdwarf yep
Soul1355: like every mech anime? yeah, that's right
JoeKim: this is one of my cult classic favorite games
kais58: First game was very short, and bundled with another game
Pteraspidomorphi: That sounds like about 15 different animes
Nightvalien28: super long
Rhynerd: Yeah, that is the plot of the first, I tihnk
ZachtlyAsIntended: Use the Start Button, Luke
blast__femur: I've never heard of this before now but I'm so here for it
Aenir798: Are we just watching a movie version of the entire first game?
KingJimmeh: I love this game. Wish we had mecha like this.
JoeKim: I LOVE this game
1losttheGame: why are they spoiling everything DansGame
GDwarf: Steve Blum playing a gruff guy talking about how he was killed once before? Weird that Spike Speigel is in this game. :P
Rhynerd: it also involves killing a sister mech I think?
accountmadeforants: 3 hours, we live here now
Earthenone: no, we are invested now!
JoeKim: fuck yeah i would
JoeKim: it's anime as hell
APODionysus: Honestly I would die laughing if the cutscene ended and the game just rolled credits
noSmokeFire: is this the game where your mech has a really conspicious...cock pit?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
APODionysus: “Nope that’s if”
Earthenone: this would make a good unskippable <3
NovaTiempo: Stil not clear on what is.
accountmadeforants: I'm sorry, DINGO EGRET?
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kais58: Yeah, skip it, it’s just giving whole games story...
KidAmn: the original game starts with the "kid falls into mecha cockpit, suddenly a savant pilot" trope, yes
Pteraspidomorphi: Episode 2...
Pal_Friendpatine: You sure this isn’t the credits? Have you already finished the game?
Pal_Friendpatine: Kappa ^
JoeKim: well wasn't there a streamer who streamed MMA
JoeKim: and pretended to be playing?
noSmokeFire: tricked!
TXC2: HOLY boob and butts pose Batman!
JoeKim: to watch the big fight?
Earthenone: @JoeKim yes
EvilBadman: @JoeKim Yep
1losttheGame: title card SIKE
KingJimmeh: I am very tempted to get a PS VR just to play this again
1losttheGame: megatron??
Mangledpixel: Metatron, as in the angel
1losttheGame: transformers?
APODionysus: Anubis?
noSmokeFire: was that grape juice?
TXC2: Metatron is not an Angel
Lirelent: such a Unit
SpacePotato01: zone of the enders, is this a minecraft mod?
NovaTiempo: Um?
ZachtlyAsIntended: WTF?
1losttheGame: wait did they just spoil that someone dies? what? WHAT?
APODionysus: WAT
JoeKim: this game is japanese as fuck
1losttheGame: is this a trailer for the game??
Rhynerd: Are we just watching all the trailers ofr this game?
TheWarbo: James. Did you buy a trailer from Steam?
GDwarf: Why is the entire game before the title screen?
darkora: is there actually a game here?
Lirelent: "you have done well" good ending
NovaTiempo: was this an intro by Markov chain?
JoeKim: END
Rourke9: wait actually?
Nightvalien28: I am so confused
Rhynerd: Trailer completed. game unlocked
Rourke9: oh thank goodness!
VoidByAnyOtherName: did you buy the menu button
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Rhynerd: you are now free to play game
JoeKim: the cost of playing this game
TheWarbo: M for all R S
Tiber727: The menu is actually a confusing cutscene.
JoeKim: is watching the intro
Gizmoloid: So usually they put a trailer before the game, these guys put in ALL TRAILERS.
Mangledpixel: it's a intro, and a trailer, and a recap, and an attract mode, all in one
KidAmn: Zone of the Enders is a Kojima series, if it wasn't already obvious.
kais58: Ok, can you make it full screen now pls?
Earthenone: lmao
Nightvalien28: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
darkora: haha
Nightvalien28: oh thank god
TXC2: oh thank the Gods
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
GDwarf: Unskippable returns!
JoeKim: the panic
JoeKim: in james' eyes
JoeKim: was so real
Nightvalien28: no it wouldn't
TheWarbo: that would have been amazing
Hingadora: This week, on Unskippable...
ThePerrBearr: james didn't want to anime again
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Extra High, that's how we like to play
APODionysus: Someone clip James’s reaction tgere
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi James Hi Paul Hi chat
NovaTiempo: brightness better, cool
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Yeah, extra high, that's how we like to play.
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Hodgegoulashi: Classic or Pro.... interesting
Earthenone: +
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang. Thank you TXC2
blast__femur: the classic "this game is good" button
TXC2: hello SydPreviouslyHeadache welcome
Earthenone: you dont want to learn to skip in a robot?
APODionysus: Oh my god what if we press start and the cutscene starts again
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Tiber727: Does the "positive reaction" button make enemies start complimenting you?
TXC2: I like t othink the positive button is like the "call help" button in hospitals, in does nothing but give you morphine Kappa
Hodgegoulashi: pro's just grab enemies
EvilBadman: tap vs hold, probably
APODionysus: Wat
Earthenone: lmao
SpacePotato01: easy game, just sit on the controller the entire time and do crazy damage.
ThePerrBearr: somebody set up us the bomb
Earthenone: fuck me up on anime video game!
TXC2: isn't Jupiter's Red spot due to end soon?
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RayFK: Yo Paul I get it
RayFK: I feel the same way
CrazyZonie: I believe the triggers on the xbone controllers have sensors, so pressing half way and all the way can be two different signals.
TheWarbo: well this is an excellent thing to watch while my brain isn't all there
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TXC2: "cause of death: distraction by Anime"
GDwarf: Revolver Ocelot, Dingo Egret, same difference
ThePerrBearr: No, it's his name
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dingo Egret sounds like a pikmin enemy
Gizmoloid: "How hard you press a button" was an actual thing on PS2, I don't think anyone except Kojima ever used it.
badpandabear: The Red Spot is getting smaller but that doesn’t necessarily mean it will go away
TXC2: badpandabear ah OK cool
GDwarf: "Indications of the voice of God, but it's way too shallow" is certainly a thing someone could say
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ravensshade: I remember this game! such fun
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Hodgegoulashi: Once you actually start playing this game is a blast.
Lirelent: yup the anime is strong with this one
SpacePotato01: So... treads would have been better <.< Just saying.
Lirelent: crashing invalidates the warrentee
homeless__guy: is this the fast pace Robot action they were talking about at the beginning?
TXC2: it may be time sensitive
Piratical_tendancies: push in the stick
Lirelent: already wifuing
ravensshade: I mean you are walking around in generic miner bot of genericness
RayFK: gross
Earthenone: you are suposed to be positive or negitive about that right?
Milambus: she wants the D?
TXC2: "no, I'll still a debt slave" Kappa
TheWarbo: did you give her a response to that one, or just leave her hanging?
Rhynerd: on lower ground
MechaKuuga: I love this game, I have good memories of playing the first ZoE and ZoE2
Rhynerd: the obelisk
Lirelent: suddenly 2001
Hodgegoulashi: its where they made who album cover
Rhynerd: oh no, it's 2001 now
Bengineering: Anime Pogchamp
GDwarf: Wear a helmet? There a helmet!
Rhynerd: oh no the obelisk is a mech bay
ravensshade: didn't actually played first ZoE only ZoE2 but it was fun
RayFK: @Bengineering Anime seabatTROG
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ThePerrBearr: i don't remember these dialogue response options from the 2012 console version
ravensshade: they have to do something worth reworking?
TXC2: have you ever tired speaking with your mouth opening and closing like that? its real hard :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Guess I'm going to have to use this awesome mech I just found
RayFK: Dude, you picked a KOJIMA game
GDwarf: It's a Kojima game, so it's probably five hours of cutscenes first. :P
RayFK: This is on you
EvilBadman: A hideo Kojima join
ThePerrBearr: you're about to be getting in Jehuty
EvilBadman: At least it wasn't Xenosaga and it's like 45minute opening?
Mazrae: hello hello
Rhynerd: well, buckle up, because you rolled a Kojima game
ravensshade: time for mech combat time
noSmokeFire: I left for a while. is there gameplay yet?
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
ZachtlyAsIntended: What part of "Chance" in "games of chance" do you not get?
SpacePotato01: why does that robot have a giant protruding codpiece?
Bengineering: pacifist run still on track, they're unmanned
ReynardWrecca: Good evening Paul, evening James (you come across VERY well in that new Guardian article btw), evening chat!
Earthenone: Jebooty?
ravensshade: all robots need a cod piece of some sort
blast__femur: orbital frame Jeremy?
TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca welcome
SpacePotato01: no robot needs a codpiece that big
GDwarf: Je-hoot-ee? Huh, I thought it was Je-hut-ee"
silenceaux: She's not like other navigators
ReynardWrecca: Hi @TXC2 :)
Bengineering: Good thing we can pause the uh...Universe? to do this
Rhynerd: instruction sims are free actions
TheWarbo: Orbital Frame Djibouti?
Milambus: its nice when your vehicle comes with a built in tutorial
rocketjohn: link to the article?
ravensshade: @Rhynerd it's a lot of talking after all
Mysticman89: gotta learn the speedrun strats where you side dodge through the whole game.
ReynardWrecca: @TXC2 Permission to link?
TXC2: ReynardWrecca sure
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rainbowpukingpanda: How's everybody doing?
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Bengineering: uh oh
Mysticman89: d(I do not know if that's applicable to this game, just making fun of how the majoras mask things work)
Earthenone: dynasty warriors
Hodgegoulashi: You can target them all at once...
TXC2: yeap, killing robots ain't murder Kappa
RayFK: Dynasty Warriors?
Bengineering: Dynasty Warriors
NovaTiempo: Acheivement get: Article in UK paper
Rhynerd: honestly, do you think you could git a human into drones these size in a way that works?
Fu4ow: I watched the Chip Cheezum LP for both and I miss the space stuff from ZoE 1
Bengineering: damn Jeej
Xinran: Try the homing lazer
Xinran: its the only thing it looks cool doing
Hodgegoulashi: Skipping the tutorial on this one might have been not the best idea lol
Bengineering: GAMEPLAY
Lirelent: hoooooooming laser
Fu4ow: use your other weapons
Rhynerd: Rick!
Hodgegoulashi: You can use your lasers to lock on them all at once.
Fu4ow: you have a "many weak enemies" weapon
TXC2: !oh lawd it comin!"
Tiber727: Rick, I didn't ask if you were injured, I asked where you were. Don't make me ask again!
VoidByAnyOtherName: literally the cockpit
Fu4ow: all the frames have literal cockpits
Rhynerd: you mean the cockpit?
RayFK: @Bengineering Sorry bud, I'm too fast on my bullshit
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jehuty, Jehuty, Jehuty, the mech who's hard to get. Jehuty, Jehuty, Jehuty, but you can win her yet
RayFK: And...sitting around waiting for 2
ReynardWrecca: Shake-shake-shake, shake-shake-shake, shake Jehuty...
VoidByAnyOtherName: guess we're going to watch jehuty melee for the next few hours :D
Mysticman89: spirit bomb?
Lirelent: @VoidByAnyOtherName yup
Nereidum: Use the homing laser for this by pressing the fire button while dashing at a distance.
ThePerrBearr: some kind of Toot Oriole
BrindleBoar: don't think about it, Paul
Hodgegoulashi: lol it didn't until you mentioned it
noSmokeFire: it's really just a missile with a laser light show component
Soul1355: only if you think about it Paul
ThePerrBearr: it's Anime
flameburstx: <message deleted>yes paul, lasers can not home
ReynardWrecca: Only if you apply rational thought and common sense.
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wicker_knight: nonsense Paul. it sends out a microsingularity to warp space so that the lasers make those nice pretty curves
NovaTiempo: Maybe you streer the lasers by lauching tiny black holes?
flameburstx: <message deleted>then again, it's a mech. lets not question dumb things
MrSVCD: Animu tech, guided laser is no biggie
ravensshade: ofcourse lasers have a home
Mysticman89: clearly the light just refracts off of interstellar gases emitted by the targets such that it homes.
TXC2: what weird about bending light to hit a moving target? Kappa
Rhynerd: there is clearly more than lasers going on in those homing lasers
Hodgegoulashi: lasers want to go home too
7gorobei: if you can bend a bullet, you can bend a laser
ZcottD: the graphics seem very washed out
KerbalDyne: just read the Guardian article about desert bus. James you sound very fancy and professional
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BrindleBoar: I came, I saw, I clicked a button
VoidByAnyOtherName: yah you know what's also weird? laser that take noticeable time to travel to a target right in front of you
ReynardWrecca: The acronym LASER in this case is actually "Light Armour-Seeking Explosive Rounds". Just a fancy word for rockets.
Papperslappen: Maybe it is not lasers but glowing bees?
VoidByAnyOtherName: it's always particle beams, but laser's easier to translate
TheWarbo: James "Fancy and Professional" Turner
Mysticman89: aren't those just fireflies? not the sparkly vampires. actually maybe sparkly vampiures would work too.
Papperslappen: vampires makes sense
Fu4ow: @ReynardWrecca that's a really good backronym
ReynardWrecca: Thanks @Fu4ow :)
Tiber727: Remember, lights are a particle and a wave. If you change the wavelenth and remove the part of the wave that goes back in the opposite direction, you get a laser that curves. It's basic science.
flameburstx: <message deleted>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Piratical_tendancies: subtle
GlennSeto: Much yelling, very anime...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Get your hands of Jehuty
KerbalDyne: also the only pic of james in the article has him way in the background lolol no one knows what you look like
Fu4ow: also I miss the sassy AI from ZoE 1
kais58: Chat there’s no chance they get to zero shift in this stream is there?
ravensshade: I'm not sure you can just hand over djibouti
Freshly_Toasted: Every sentence sounds like a non-sequitur
Fu4ow: @kais58 cheat codes?
flikerz1: it kinda sucks we never get the white mech that fall on the people at the start of ZoE one.
Fu4ow: this game was poorly localized
flikerz1: *falls
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does this qualify as a Jehuty Call?
TXC2: one just can't take djibouti, djibouti has to be earned Kappa
VoidByAnyOtherName: if you get 9 sub gauge do you get a sub baby
flikerz1: sub is your secondary weapon ammo
ReynardWrecca: Does...does the mech have a codpiece?
Earthenone: its a COCK pit
KartoffelKaiser: "Where is commander?" "I wont tell you" "Ok I did all I can"
electric_claire: we watchin anime?
ReynardWrecca: Awwww touche @Earthenone.
ravensshade: a kojima game so close enough
Mysticman89: maybe the groin bit is where they store the cargo.
Fu4ow: the pilot is stored in the cockpit
Hodgegoulashi: groins are where engines go, it's basic robot physics
ravensshade: the pilot sounds like not very valuable cargo though
Fu4ow: also the cockpits raise to a 45% angle when in travel mode
MechaKuuga: Did anyone else play the Versus mode in this game? That was a fun if unbalanced mode
wheeleigh: cheer200 Oh hey it's my favourite LRRmans playing my favourite game!
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You see to be trying to grab objects. Would you like some help?"
ravensshade: @MechaKuuga that would require friends.. so no
Nightvalien28: we about to streets of rage some mofos
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: loved this game series
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TXC2: "walk softly and carry a big stick"
Therberus: Wait isn't it talk softly @TXC2 ?
FeaturingMe: It must have lapsed, my third run I guess :P
AntiCrepuscular: VR missions DansGame
TXC2: Therberus probably :P
Earthenone: you can leave the tutorial now
Earthenone: it said all it was going to say
TheWarbo: the key question is, can you beat an enemy with another enemy
FeaturingMe: Streak is broken, no more pressure :)
Rhynerd: if you want to keep hitting raptors with sticks, I suppose we can't stop you
electric_claire: why does our robot have a dick?
Hodgegoulashi: the tutorial is safe though
DigitalSeahorse: over hunger acid heartburn blarg
Therberus: I can just imagine whispering very quietly, and when they come over to hear, *WHACK*
AntiCrepuscular: electric_claire that's where the pilot goes!
accountmadeforants: Why was "shot" in quotation marks?
electric_claire: @AntiCrepuscular of course…
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Mysticman89: much like "slashing attack"
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Captain N the Game Master in Smash, you cowards!
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put Muscle Santa in Smash, you cowards!
Mysticman89: not to be confused with combo smash, unquoted.
Asimech: Just in case nobody has said it yet: "This game really puts the 'cock' in 'cockpit'!"
accountmadeforants: Put M.A.S.H. in Smash, you cowards!
Lirelent: ouch paul
Nereidum: I'd suggest at least doing the dash and burst attack tutorials as well so you understand how those work.
FeaturingMe: you can cause additional damage... to the wall
Pal_Friendpatine: Don’t explain to me lady. Just show me the string of button taps. Kappa
BrindleBoar: this ain't your momma's cellar
TheWarbo: Enemy CELLAR, give me your strongest enemies
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accountmadeforants: Enemy seller, I am going to stop someone going on an adventure, and I need your strongest enemies!
TXC2: theres a thing, what's the difference between a Cellar and a basement?
blast__femur: Every good anime needs a baseball episode
DigitalSeahorse: this bot needs mosquito repellant :P
TXC2: blast__femur that and a wrestling episode
imwaaaaytoinvested: you can do the thing
imwaaaaytoinvested: i asume theres a thing that your trying to do
FeaturingMe: you know what's fun... Twitch modifies a feature, and the one viewing method that implements it last is their own desktop app :P
Asimech: @TXC2 According to Oxford Online Dictionary: A cellar is a room in the basement. Latter being the "floor".
Earthenone: i have seen mech anime hot springs episodes
Fu4ow: what's the hot springs episode of JoJo's?
blast__femur: that noise is not good
TXC2: Asimech ok cool, thanks
imwaaaaytoinvested: stop scratching it those poor janitors and repair workers
imwaaaaytoinvested: AH ITS A THING
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Laurreth: Neonsen Genesis Evangelion?
blast__femur: the classic "contractors on the death star" question
flikerz1: I thought she died!
ZaxusEMK: lol
imwaaaaytoinvested: oh this camera seems like a fek and a half to control
Asimech: "Codpiece"? Shouldn't it be "cod-pit"?
imwaaaaytoinvested: PUNCH THE ROBIT
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
Lirelent: get a stick
TXC2: lrrbot on point
TheR676767: give him the stick
accountmadeforants: Great advice, "look for something useful"
Asimech: Don't give him the stick!
Laurreth: look for things that make you go!
TheR676767: ooooooo
TXC2: "Stick around"
imwaaaaytoinvested: wow that was deeply underwhealming
imwaaaaytoinvested: what in the fresh hell is this flat voice acting
Rhynerd: Yeah, Viola died in the first game.
DigitalSeahorse: looking a little blue and TEETH chattering :D
imwaaaaytoinvested: iF hE sAYs viOlA oNe mORe TimE
Rhynerd: There's most of the plot of the first game.
blast__femur: I just noticed the weird high speed lip flaps I love it
EJGRgunner: Helllloooo... Nomen
Rhynerd: you played a kid in Jehuty trying to stop the raid.
imwaaaaytoinvested: gotta love high speed flaps
Earthenone: anubis? the god, the system lord or the moderator?
TheR676767: geeze was not expecting an exposition dump mid-level, but that's hideo for ya
Piratical_tendancies: BAH-RAM-RASPUTIN.. Lover of the russion queen...
imwaaaaytoinvested: OH SHIT BOI
malsareus: Is Anubis about to charge out of chat and into the game?
accountmadeforants: Nohman? Is that the guy who's always ahead of everyone else? You know "go where Nohman has gone before"?
Luhhha: soundtrack so good Kreygasm
imwaaaaytoinvested: can we steal his mech its way cooler
ravensshade: kill him and steal his mech?
Earthenone: is the camreaman ok?
KartoffelKaiser: these cuts
cheetoJack: look at the detail on that mech
imwaaaaytoinvested: wtf is happeing my poor human eyes ;-;
TheR676767: oh yeah, the controllable camera
blast__femur: I think that part was James
Lirelent: this should be over soon
ManaIishi: It's like match on Raw
ravensshade: those cuts were made by someone in film school?
TheWarbo: blocking is for cowards
DrakeSD: this is like in megaman and meet Zero, and you're like, "why can't I be that guy!?"
cheetoJack: If you're blocking you're losing
imwaaaaytoinvested: bleh
FeaturingMe: Ok, I know I've been spoiled by the incredible work LRR tends to do in that department, but I can't handle this editing
TheR676767: you can hit one of the shoulder buttons to zoom during most cutscenes, just like in mgs3
mtvcdm: This is the kind of editing I expect from WWE.
KartoffelKaiser: Ok like why even have visuals at all if this is what you're going to do to them
imwaaaaytoinvested: oh thats just not fair
DigitalSeahorse: the more joints they have the more fun they are to break! :P
Mysticman89: when i first entered the chat I kinda thought you were playing Revengence.
blast__femur: Manly combining!
blast__femur: aww damn
imwaaaaytoinvested: yeah no you done got yeeted
Lirelent: kutagra?
Asimech: *Cue end credits*
imwaaaaytoinvested: gtg have a good one @LoadingReadyRun
ravensshade: crush me between your robot thighs?
TheR676767: look at them with your special eyes
FeaturingMe: If you choose to work with him, you can be nohman's guy
Luhhha: boobies onc
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: this dynamic camera thing is too much to watch first thing in the morning
GDwarf: Is "Nohman" a play on "No man" or "Gnomen"?
sleightly_insane: hi there asuka
TheR676767: bye helmet
Mysticman89: hes a vampire.
accountmadeforants: GDwarf Gnome Ann
Lirelent: you.... messed up your eye shadow dude
KartoffelKaiser: ok is this guy the bad guy? I think he might be the bad guy
DrakeSD: I am so confused
DigitalSeahorse: helmet floats but everything else including their hair has gravity
GDwarf: I'm sure Nohman is entirely trustworthy
TheR676767: that guy is like 60% chin
kinghalt: totes not evil
ravensshade: so wait.. if you fight him in the atmosphere.. does that mean you'll be fighting in nohmans sky?
Ukon_vasara: diemWow
Asimech: "Well, somebody's not getting a party hat, Dingo."
Saeif: Quality value
Saeif: voice acting*
GDwarf: Oh gods, these line reads are really suffering from having to match the lip flaps
Lirelent: helmet is made of special mass-less material
SpacePotato01: Is it me or does that man have a very strange face?
Lirelent: ok, bad end
blast__femur: my grape jam!
KartoffelKaiser: *roll credits*
cheetoJack: This is _very_ anime
Rhynerd: welp. we're gonna need a new protag
accountmadeforants: MMMM WATCHA SAAAY
Prophetx05: obvious old friends
EJGRgunner: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
GDwarf: Why did we think we could just walk away inside an enemy ship after being captured?
Arikell: well this was a short game
FeaturingMe: SpacePotato01: I don't know, it could be you, I don't know if your face is strange :P
Asimech: Cue end credits, this time?
Luhhha: >game ends
Lirelent: why doesn't more movies go like this
ravensshade: just shooting people? isn't that outlawed?
DrakeSD: bullets, my only weakness!
SpacePotato01: @FeaturingMe maybe, but not this strange?
KartoffelKaiser: This seems needlessly drawn out
ThePerrBearr: quick and to the point, a lot of villains could learn a thing from him
malsareus: How very anime
Lirelent: aw wifu is now janitor
TXC2: lot of blood no ?
blast__femur: why are only exactly the people affected by gravity?
Ukon_vasara: my one weakness, a gun rcomM
GDwarf: No gravity, people are wearing magnetic boots
KartoffelKaiser: Ok the zero g blood is rad
Arikell: gravity is optional here
Sannindi: People have got grav boots, I guess.
Lirelent: magnetic boots, don't ask about the hair
mtvcdm: Death makes you float, you see.
Hingadora: Magnetic boots?
ThePerrBearr: 0 g, but the people have magnetic boots
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: magboots
GDwarf: Either that, or they *really* liked the Sixth Star Trek movie
blast__femur: ahh. That's really cool actually
KaleWoamingford: maybe you failed to choose the right conversation options earlier
FeaturingMe: ah yes, the infamous peoplemagnet
Asimech: Mag-hair?
blast__femur: Like it's made for a bunch of cool effects
Saeif: THE END
KartoffelKaiser: "Yo I'm super dead I don't know what you're trying to do here"
Asimech: Well. That was a fun game.
FeaturingMe: !titledrop
malsareus: Dead negates gravity, don’t you know that?
Piratical_tendancies: Roll Credits
FeaturingMe: !uptime
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mtvcdm: THE END....ERS
DigitalSeahorse: he becomes dead so he can become undead mecha?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Next Time on ZOne Of The Enders.....
Lirelent: since it's japan, I'm guessing at least 1.5 years like any jrpg
flikerz1: I. Guess ten hours
Gizmoloid: @Asimech Nah just a LOT of hair products.
Asimech: "We can rebuild him. We have the technology!"
GDwarf: Mass Effect 2 stole its plot from ZoE 2, apparently. :P
KartoffelKaiser: Ah yes, the resurrection juice. That'll do it
Luhhha: its a rpg though
KaleWoamingford: ZOE fist of mars is a tactics game
EvilBadman: Well, Kojima games are way shorter if you skip all the cutscenes. :x
TXC2: 5 hours? that barely even a prologue Kappa
ThePerrBearr: no
Luhhha: nope
MechaKuuga: no
Ukon_vasara: have we played any of this game yet?
mtvcdm: Oh no! I just realized I've been shot and it hurts!
ravensshade: i think I prefer the mass effect 2 resurection looks less painfull
FeaturingMe: I'm never in a mech when playing videogames
DrakeSD: do you play any of this game?
DigitalSeahorse: we gave him all the pain killers, he's just acting that way for fun
accountmadeforants: Lady, that's not asleep, that's a coma
TXC2: Dead is not asleep
Lirelent: did we just get turned into a zombie? i'm lost
EJGRgunner: Ada's a little sasspot
SacrificialToast: could've trimmed his bangs too
Luhhha: shaved pubes too
KartoffelKaiser: This is some serious "not translating well" dialogue.
FITorion: 2 months. that's a long secret to keep
Mysticman89: always program your AI with some snark.
ravensshade: @DrakeSD you punch people with mechs occasionally in between the dialogue
Asimech: @Lirelent Robot zombie. Zombie cyborg. Zomborg?
Krokaar: cyborg mecha man now, we ready bois
KartoffelKaiser: What.
TehAmelie: how goes the giant roboting?
DrakeSD: this is some The Room level dialogue
KartoffelKaiser: What is the robot doing that a battery can't
accountmadeforants: Guess I'll die
SpacePotato01: "and we are never going to make a normal medical version of this. It must only come in giant robots."
Krokaar: she just said you cant live outside the mech
MechaKuuga: So basically he has artifical parts now but they can only be powered by Jehuty
Luhhha: D:
SpacePotato01: klak klak klak
blast__femur: I never asked for this
TheWarbo: i don't think that that's how "trying to stand up without a heart and lungs" would actually work
ravensshade: I never asked for this!
accountmadeforants: Would you say, you "never asked for this"?
Mysticman89: speaking of crank, anyone sitll playing that idle game?
TXC2: I put it to you that Crank is just the movie speed, but the bus is his heart
FeaturingMe: accountmadeforants: get out.
Lirelent: i feel like this an emotionally abusive relationship
ThePerrBearr: SPACE FORCE!
FeaturingMe: accountmadeforants: (please stay :) )
SacrificialToast: mm, marinara
cheetoJack: You know I think this sort of thing would get your medical license revoked
Saeif: WHY NOOT??
Krokaar: spend a few billion to rebuild him and give him a mech. so ungrateful
KartoffelKaiser: Marinara sure is saucey
EJGRgunner: Listen, I'm sure your anime is great and all, but could we maybe press a button or something so we can pretend we're playing a game?
ManaIishi: god, this voice acting...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Holy crap, you're right! I'm always surprised!
FeaturingMe: vengeance? nah, I'm good
ThePerrBearr: and he killed you
ravensshade: technically he already had this mech krokaar so only rebuilding
KartoffelKaiser: @Manalishi to be fair, this script
ManaIishi: true
TXC2: "Answer the question to prove this ain't a simulation!"
DrakeSD: Now I want to know who this year's winner is
FeaturingMe: Anthem is looking different from the initial screenshots
DrakeSD: and I didn't even know to that was a thing 10 seconds ago
KartoffelKaiser: ok the voice acting also leaves something to be desired.
Prophetx05: this delivery is A+
accountmadeforants: FeaturingMe Don't worry, it's not the end of chat, but you can see it from here.
LordZarano: So this is basically Kingdom Hearts and we're a heartless now?
Mysticman89: really trebuchets are better for orbital mech delivery.
TXC2: LordZarano so you're saying we've brrn norted?
TXC2: *been
ravensshade: trebuchets take too much space in a spacecraft though
VoidByAnyOtherName: how goes the jehuting
KartoffelKaiser: 10 cakes?! at least it wasn't 40. That would be as many as four 10s!
accountmadeforants: Eh, as long as it's less than forty cakes, it's fine
Asimech: I'm pretty sure the KH term is "Nobody".
sivakrytos: well we're certainly white and spiky likea a nobody
rocketjohn: So how much of appreciating this game comes from the appreciation of the aesthetic of these mechs?
SacrificialToast: there's one amazing part to this game
Asimech: B/c the Heartless are mindless and IIRC they're the removed heart b/c *shrug*
SacrificialToast: and it's as soon as we leave this space station
TehAmelie: eh, it looks nice, but my immediate thought is it goes out of its way to make your robot feel not giant
blast__femur: "aww hell! I'm dead!"
ravensshade: appreciation of mechs is important
Saeif: The dialogue would probably sound less silly in japanese
TXC2: "snake? snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!"
Asimech: @TehAmelie That's a common problem in a lot of anime-style space giant mech games, btw. It's weird.
SacrificialToast: I think "ETR Reaction Gone" is just another 'enemy down' phrase
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Earthenone: i assume it is something like "enemy tracking reticule"
ravensshade: @TehAmelie well if your robot is big.. how big do ships have to be to be able to carry these mechs?
Earthenone: letting you know your target is dead
Saeif: megatron? PogChamp
SacrificialToast: no metatron, the voice of god
Earthenone: metatron
Saeif: :P
SacrificialToast: fuse it with another demon later
TXC2: what if the Metatron looks like Megatron though?
TehAmelie: heh, last time i saw this game in action i had not watched Dogma. so long ago. . .
Earthenone: if you let the seller stay alive will they eventually bankrup the enemy by selling too many mooks?
Saeif: pew pew pew
TheWarbo: Everyone knows that Metatron looks like Alan Rickman
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accountmadeforants: ravenshade I'm pretty sure we're dealing with Supreme Commander scales here, where even the teeniest, littlest unit is 20 foot tall.
AntiCrepuscular: "Have you tried... blocking?"
AntiCrepuscular: NoTimAgain!
ContingentCat: "have you tried ...getting good?"
TehAmelie: they built this giant, giant hallway for the giant robots to fly around in and all
KartoffelKaiser: Blocking = losing. Its true, the boshi said it
Saeif: Verified as the same enemy you have already fought multiple times
AntiCrepuscular nods sagely
Saeif: not getting killed can be fun as well :)
Lirelent: i feel like sassy battle AI is sassy
daft_naft: James Likes the Mecha?
accountmadeforants: Like so,
rocketjohn nods parsley
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TehAmelie: to be fair the coolest thing in the whole Evangelion series is when Rei blocks that mountain-melting death ray
DrakeSD: can you do anything with all that sub energy?
SacrificialToast: not yet I think?
Werffle: burst attacks
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Earthenone: blocking and spirit bombing
Earthenone: made it go down from what i say
Earthenone: saw
edgar_j: new? thats not right
Werffle: burst slash is kinda good
edgar_j: what happened with my 20 month streak :(
Earthenone: its still there, twitch is being twitchy
Lirelent: the G
edgar_j: ah there it is
TXC2: Twitch is being twitchy
Saeif: foolproof
Lirelent: glhf
frnknstn: "a cargo of freight" this translation is so 90s
Notimagain: @AntiCrepuscular My name (in my head) was to be said like "Not Him Again!" but dropping the H. Seems to be too...flexible though :P
Prophetx05: wow
Lirelent: wow, super abusive relationship
Prophetx05: such translation, much english
Lirelent: if your romantic relationship is like this, RUN
KartoffelKaiser: Only helping people on threat of death: our protagonist everyone
DrakeSD: it's a cannon that fires both a direction and a magnitude
Saeif: shut up wamen
Saeif: Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: "Ask him about his orders" "No" "Ok I'll tell you about my orders"
zeraxilim: This...writing...
Piratical_tendancies: heh.. duty..
Lirelent: take him or I'll kill you hubro
KartoffelKaiser: metal gear?
Werffle: ow, mon
SacrificialToast: definitely not a virus
RayFK: Yo just put the program inside you
RayFK: Don't worry
DrakeSD: our character is such a downer
Boiler_bot: Um excuse me but it's pronounced "AHH-mun". I think you'll find.
Gizmoloid: Some marsian malware?
Lirelent: dude that sftp program is... funny looking
KartoffelKaiser: "...what's 'RUSSIAN_MALWARE_dot_exe'?"
ContingentCat: is a subweapon like a more dangerous subocean?
KartoffelKaiser: "Its a weapon dont worry"
TheWarbo: so it's a...sub notifier?
DigitalSeahorse: just install Linux in yourself
Lirelent: haha thanks for giving that to us
Saeif: he's fiine
TXC2: this sound like goldeneye music :P
Lirelent: people like getting tazed bro
Saeif: sounds way too cool for this guy
DrakeSD: Literally every time someone asks us to do something, we're like "how about no." then we do it reluctantly
KartoffelKaiser: YES
KartoffelKaiser: This is the game now
AntiCrepuscular: RUDE :D
accountmadeforants: That's amazing
Lirelent: "save"
accountmadeforants: Beat them with their own kind!
SacrificialToast: i think phantoma is the one you're carrrying
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Werffle: i think you can throw him him O
KartoffelKaiser: You can put him down.
ThePerrBearr: you can press b to let go
KartoffelKaiser: Don't, but you can
QuantumTwitch: just push b
Lirelent: your club has emotions james
TheWarbo: this is literally "beat a mfer with another mfer"
DigitalSeahorse: club is a different kind of shield
DigitalSeahorse: club is the offensive defence
KodeMage: robotech?
QuantumTwitch: He took way les damage as a club :)
FeaturingMe: Ok, who glued that mech to your hand?
Werffle: poor guy
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Saeif: electric club!
AntiCrepuscular: who put the "taze" button next to the "grab" button?
KaleWoamingford: I think you just went back the way you came?
TXC2: so this is an escort mission right? Kappa
Lirelent: i think we're escorting our club
FeaturingMe: Often times in escort missions the thing you're escorting can use a pick-me-up, but this is ridiculous
Saeif: you are about to kill me PunOko
Earthenone: go left?
DrakeSD: this feels like one step above a game Alex would have to play on watch and play
arcaneemperor: it is letting him backtrack
PenguinSingularity: This feels like an N64 game
KaleWoamingford: I think you can backtrack and also go in circles
FeaturingMe: you are about 13% done
DigitalSeahorse: auto target, anything that moves that's not me is just poor programming
SacrificialToast: probably take that north route?
Tiber727: Hey, next time Adam comes into the office, you should trap him in a jar. It will be hilarious.
TheWarbo: what are Metatrons?
Werffle: health and energy
QuantumTwitch: there was big cicle dpwn on the map
yarrrgh: !next
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FeaturingMe: they were supposed to be in tron, but that was too meta
AntiCrepuscular: lrrJUDGE
FITorion: now he has officilaly gone around in a circle
arcaneemperor: up and to the right is where you haven't gone yet
DigitalSeahorse: now it's the music from How It's Made :P
Mysticman89: it's actually there to lower your center of gravity.
Earthenone: if you want to put it in a place male piolots will naturally protect?
superbloodwolfmoon: @Mysticman89 That actually makes a lot of sense.
FeaturingMe: Well, you know, things change, ever since mars lost its planet designation, things have really gone downhill
KartoffelKaiser: "I'm being held hostage by a woman who shaved me for 2 months. Its real weird"
LonelyTex: Hello Drs LRR
TXC2: KartoffelKaiser "sir 911 is not for telling people about your kink" Kappa
Voidhawk42: Any reason why Ian and/or Beej aren't here for this Gundam-thing?
TXC2: hello LonelyTex welcome
LonelyTex: Hey TXC2 :)
TheAinMAP: The Red Planet look blue.
TXC2: Voidhawk42 they have jobs?
TheAinMAP: looks
FeaturingMe: TXC2: what if calling 911 to tell them about my kink is my kink?
Earthenone: i mean he was in a coma for 2 months, how much can a PLANET change
AntiCrepuscular: Mysticman89 was it that, or to put the pilot closer to the CoG of the mech?
SacrificialToast: Alright, time for the literal best thing about this game.
TXC2: FeaturingMe then you're at an impasse
TXC2: SacrificialToast is it the ending? Kappa
FeaturingMe: Continued in part 4
Werffle: margaritaville?
AntiCrepuscular: "Confirm our location" "Mars"
KartoffelKaiser: oh hey we found Margaritta Ville
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
Asimech: "I can't believe it's Margaritaville."
Mysticman89: its always possible the mech designers just have some compensating to do and arte disregarding physics entirely.
AntiCrepuscular: :D
SacrificialToast: ok, after this cutscene :p
Elevarius: @Asimech I thought the exact same thing
TXC2: "half year ago" or you know, SIX MONTHS!
FITorion: duchy?
FeaturingMe: pluto was only the beginning
Elevarius: I suppose everyone is wasted again there
Earthenone: i mean this IS A translation
Sannindi: Yeah, it probably said prefecture or province in Japanese.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Jump over all the holes.
Asimech: @Earthenone I wish we had the B translation.
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, I'm coming around on this dialogue. This is entertainingly bad
SacrificialToast: Ridley Nohman
ThePerrBearr: E X P O S I T I O N
Asimech: "Ridley is Nohman."
Galactic_pain: Metatron? Is that like Megatron and Metaton combined?
FeaturingMe: Nohmans Father could be the sequel to Nohmans Guy
yomidian: party1000 The basis of a program? Are you kidding me?!
SacrificialToast: there was more cutscene here than I remembered
RebekahWSD: Metatron is a thing, @Galactic_pain
Asimech: Too many proper nouns.
Whisle: I hate the story of this game but the music more than makes up for it lrrSPOT
FeaturingMe: And a few improper ones
Piratical_tendancies: heh.. duty
TXC2: Metatron is the voice of God
Werffle: an orbital frame!
flikerz1: They are just saying words!
yomidian: time for the best boss fight
TXC2: 3 mantises ?
SacrificialToast: hm, I really thought it was as soon as you got to Mars
SacrificialToast: it must be shortly
arcaneemperor: see, it's different because these opponents are lvl 2
Nereidum: This version has some extra bits they added after the original US PS2 release.
rocketjohn: I popped away for a few minutes to make my dinner, and have come back to what appears to be the same fight?
yomidian: yeah, that thing is right after this little combat segment
rocketjohn: when i say a few minutes i mean 30
FeaturingMe: So far this game seems to be putting the Meh in mech
rocketjohn: FeaturingMe agreed.
rocketjohn: ohh.. silly me.
Werffle: the boss fights are fun. The rest is kind of a slog
ritchards: Naruto Destroyed
Whisle: Leo! Leo!
AntiCrepuscular: rocketjohn did you miss the escort mission where we were using the NPC as a blunt object to beat up the enemies
Asimech: "My codpit is erect in anticipation!"
rocketjohn: I did! that sounds like it was a fun part.
SacrificialToast: you guys like Gradius?
MechaKuuga: its the Vic Viper which was COMPLETELY broken in the Versus mode due to its transformation ability
FadedOverseer: does lrr know their plans for Pax East?
MechaKuuga: gotta watch those option attacks
AntiCrepuscular: this music is very "shmup"
ritchards: good music
ritchards: Not Leo Stenbuck!!!
KartoffelKaiser: "You must be Leo." "Who the fuck is that"
SacrificialToast: anyway, the Vic Viper is the protagonist ship of the Gradius series, and uses a lot of the same weapons, and the options that follow behind
ThePerrBearr: the protag of the first gae
AntiCrepuscular: I was thinking the same Paul :D
FeaturingMe: Yeah, that sentence was... eh...
AntiCrepuscular: ^
AntiCrepuscular: SacrificialToast of course, that's where I know that name
Saintnex: They are being really evasive and its making this conversation kinda awkward?
Werffle: nice teeth, Dingo
Whisle: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ritchards: how do you enunciate without using your lips?
FeaturingMe: Stop talking about your butt
Cepsys: and Dingo was his name-o?
ThePerrBearr: Je hoo tea
rocketjohn: 'frames'
ContingentCat: ok, hi "shutup it's dingo"
KartoffelKaiser: "I'll do it!" "No, I will!" "No, I will!" "Ok"
ritchards: bad touch!
Asimech: That was more of a "mid-five".
TXC2: anyone else feel like that was two 8 years old yelling at each other? :P
DigitalSeahorse: ShutUp is a strange first name, like dogs who are named "NO STOP THAT"
ValtheDrake: D-D-D-Double Damage!
AntiCrepuscular: Jehu Tee
Asimech: To be fair, "Shutup Dingo" does have a ring to it as a name.
AntiCrepuscular: Paul pls! :D
realhillwolf: bad touch, Bad touch!
Werffle: three whole ships, what a fleet
TXC2: "you know, Until I was 10, I thought my name was jesus christ, 'cause that all my dad would call me"
Piratical_tendancies: Seriously, could they not have chosen an easier name, like... Bob?
DigitalSeahorse: Shutup Dingo is my new cover band name
KartoffelKaiser: "Why can't you be more cooperative with me, who is threatening you with death if you dont do what i say?"
FeaturingMe: Who is this Rumours you speak of?
TXC2: !break
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AntiCrepuscular: Take a break, go for a DASH, get some METATRON
Countzeroor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
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TXC2: And we're back!
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: is this ender's Game? Kappa
Asimech: @TXC2 No, no. This is the Zone where Ender plays their Game.
TheOtherTrevor: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe it is the game Ender plays on the computer in the barracks
ContingentCat: or he decides he doesn't like shooty games and wants to play minecraft instead
TXC2: so like a realy grim dark version of last of the starfighters?
Dandinstorm12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
Dandinstorm12: hello chat hey Paul and James
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Kittxi: I remember loving this game back in the day :O
DigitalSeahorse: this is the DOOM they install on their non-dedicated systems
Rhynerd: I see I didn't miss all the stream after leaving to try and into a Palkia raid and failing.
TXC2: but then how do we lock the gate from outside Paul? Kappa
TheWarbo: soooo....we're splitting the party?
gsyhiap: but that's how you lock yourself out, Paul
Rhynerd: so, what have I missed?
Dandinstorm12: well they seem easy to make/break so why not
TXC2: Rhynerd our Rig's OG owner showed up and we told him to shut up :P
Rhynerd: Ah, we ran into the kid?
TXC2: yeap
DigitalSeahorse: not the kid! lrrGOAT sergeMoly
Dandinstorm12: pew pew
Rhynerd: it's more of a brrrrt
Dandinstorm12: this game has a lot of pew pews
Amentur: It's called DAKKA and it's art SMOrc
Dandinstorm12: holding tight
gsyhiap holds
FeaturingMe: Careful chat, life has permaclench
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a verbata, hold me tight
Dandinstorm12: so chat, how about them uh
TXC2: Hello Graham's Hair
PhoenixMelior: nice weather eh chat
Dandinstorm12: ohai G
ZaxusEMK: A wild Graham appears!
PhoenixMelior: it's -5 outside, it's amazing
zagrot: hello, good friends!
gsyhiap: my arms are getting tired!
DigitalSeahorse: aeiou
Dandinstorm12: bye G
TXC2: PhoenixMelior oh we had a straight up summer here in the UK :P
gsyhiap releases
TXC2: and relax
PhoenixMelior: txc2 after what we've had recently, -5 IS summer :P
cheetoJack: TXC2 I hear you had false spring
gsyhiap: phew!
FeaturingMe: ♫ Let it go! ♫
DigitalSeahorse: release! lrrBEEJ
TXC2: cheetoJack indeed, just one more of them to go and then it's the real thing :P
cheetoJack: second winter is hitting in a few days
Dandinstorm12: why stun them when you can just blast them eh
Dandinstorm12: pew pew indeed
PhoenixMelior: !goc
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PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack I think we're finally get out of Arctic Winter
Dandinstorm12: but Paul if you make the lock out of better stuff then you have to work harder to get in when you lose your keys
DigitalSeahorse: twitch app's frequently used is not applicable to me mostly
DigitalSeahorse: emotes*
Dandinstorm12: aww
PhoenixMelior: what are we holding?
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Get better at being awake.
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride PansexualPride
Dandinstorm12 is out of things to hold
cheetoJack: this stick, its the talking stick
PhoenixMelior: I have this min-Lego pokeball?
Piratical_tendancies: lrrFINE
Gizmoloid: So I've tried to look up what Enders in the title mean and apparently it's a derogatory word for descendants of space colonists. So the name "Zone of the Enders" is a bit like making a game set in Africa and calling it "Zone of the n-words"? But since it's a made up slur it's not offensive? What's also weird is that they don't seem to ever call anyone that in the game. Though maybe they did in the first part?
DigitalSeahorse: TransgenderPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Gate_Kept: So, Enders' Game, eh?
cheetoJack: kermit_flailing.gif
PhoenixMelior: can we stop holding again?
TXC2: apprantly so
gsyhiap: LUL
FeaturingMe: *unholding*
cheetoJack drops the stick
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
gsyhiap: lrrSPOT
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK kenohkBubble mister165Wave ferociousPride sergePride crowding out the fulse frequently used
Veste: don't LET me into my ZONE
cheetoJack: Why did we go through the door when we could just go over
Dandinstorm12: are you not entertained?
Gizmoloid: Paul: "Release" My PC: "USB disconnect sound". Are you a wizard?
Dandinstorm12: a board? Like a 2x4?
Rhynerd: grab a thing, use it toblock
DigitalSeahorse: suddenly Mars is ...Hindu?
Rhynerd: or just captain america it at her
FeaturingMe: Gizmoloid: your PC is now Paul. In the end, all will be Paul. Thank you for complying
gsyhiap: Paul OP, pls nerf
Rhynerd: but her shield was gone too!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT ?
Dandinstorm12: oh right
FeaturingMe: This wasn't even their final form
duckondrugs: Robots!
Gizmoloid: @FeaturingMe So I've got a Paul now? Well, the stream's still going so I guess I don't mind? lrrFINE
Rhynerd: now we're in a city?
Dandinstorm12: we didn't need those?
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
TXC2: how did we get here?
Rhynerd: We got shoved here
MechaKuuga: use the gauntlet
FITorion: this is the charge shot time
Rhynerd: Ah, the classic bull rush boss
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
Dandinstorm12: no 3d form?
FeaturingMe: Taper, the guy that never watches anything live
gsyhiap: "itsa me, you blunt instrument!"
ifeedfatties subscribed at Tier 1.
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gsyhiap: *your
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
tastethebeams subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
tastethebeams: 25 Months? That's almost a recurring joke.
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Dandinstorm12: HAHA
Pteraspidomorphi: The dialogue in this game is so funny
FeaturingMe: For all the expostiondumping, the game is very vague about things
BaronVonPoppinOff: Help them, Henry G, you're their only hope
genericguy2g: One thing to remember about these voice lines
Dandinstorm12: hahaha
genericguy2g: The ones we're hearing were the BEST takes.
gsyhiap: FailFish
FeaturingMe: really...
Gizmoloid: The ENTIRE enemy?! What like the whole thing?
tastethebeams: NotLikeThis
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
lifecharacter: Why game
lifecharacter: why
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Welcome to anime Paul Kappa
ZcottD: this game is something lol
Rhynerd: Geyser the good, shoot/slash the bad.
Average_Po: I loved this game so much as a kid
coriolis_storm subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
Laurreth: how much do you respect your taste as a kid now? :-D
Rhynerd: I remember enjoying another person's plathough of this game.
ritchards: Oh wow... my screen froze on the commercials so I didn't know they were back
genericguy2g: I played the original. I remember being fond of it, but absolutely no details.
Average_Po: I still love this game today
Average_Po: the opening scene I remember very well
ContingentCat: because "smash the state" ?
matleigh35 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Tiber727: Autotarget, you're pretty bad at your job for an AI.
matleigh35: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
lifecharacter: One whole survivor.
MechaKuuga: I was terrible at this mission, I got over half of the civies killed
Dandinstorm12: thanks AI
Average_Po: I might have done this mission wrong then I destroyed the buildings except for like one
DreadfulDrifter: i'm sure most of them have cerebral backups
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Bad theonl45Bad not the civilians!
kitthethird: The level reminds me a bit of Mizar's Palace from Jet Force Gemini
FeaturingMe: Sure, they're civilians, but is anyone truly innocent?
DreadfulDrifter: surely they are really enemy infiltrators
DigitalSeahorse: 1 more what?....civilian?
MechaKuuga: LUL
Dandinstorm12: whoops
lifecharacter: "I missed my aim, oh well!"
azureHaights: Shaaaaame oooon meeeee (shame on me) Shaaaaaame meeeeee ooooon (shame on me)
MechaKuuga: James is a murdererer
Dandinstorm12: c for civillian deaths
FeaturingMe: C is for Congratulations!
Rhynerd: C is for Casualties
DigitalSeahorse: Shutup, yup that's my name, don't wear it out
lifecharacter: Edgy Dingo
lifecharacter: Our call sign.
azureHaights: Can I assume someone's already made the Games of the Chance: The 2nd LoadingReadyRunner joke
Rhynerd: If they have I've missed it.
Dandinstorm12: eff that train in particular
MechaKuuga: time to fight a TRAIN
Rhynerd: for a moment I thought we were gonna get hit by the train
ContingentCat: ah yes at Roger 'o clock good
huier2: What’s this game?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner
Rhynerd: "alright, here comes the train" CLONK "Now to do something about it."
Asimech: "I've made my way in from the back and are no proceeding for the reach-around."
TheAinMAP: Pull into the next siding.
azureHaights: (woot woot) Pull over that train's too froot
gsyhiap: it's getting frooty in here
DigitalSeahorse: we have come to comfiscate your FROOT
hoktauri: such stunning gameplay
Rhynerd: Too much froot froot, not enough choo choo.
ContingentCat: please stop the froot froot we need to confiscate your raspberries
Dandinstorm12: later
PhoenixMelior: there's no getting off the froot froot train
gsyhiap blows raspberries at ContingentCat
Rhynerd: is this what too much froot froot does to people?
Rhynerd: giant lasers?
Dandinstorm12: this train is big
NojhLivic: Wait. This is Zone of Enders? The game people bought to get access to the Metal Gear Solid 2 demo for the PS2?
Rhynerd: this is the sequel to that game
TXC2: "when it's time to talk to your doctor about Froot froot train"
TXC2: NojhLivic yeap
NojhLivic: I didn't even know there was a sequel.
gsyhiap: Rhynerd - i thought too much froot froot made you poop poop... mvpThink
genericguy2g: I'm sure blowing up all those targets on the top of the train car with absolutely no opposition felt like cool gameplay at some point.
Rhynerd: I thought that too
Dandinstorm12: ok Superman
gsyhiap: so we can bamboozle now?
Dandinstorm12: uh
Comeback323: the scripting is bad
Prophetx05: good old casual discussion of murder
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Bad scripting
TXC2: Tripple reverse agent
gsyhiap: it feels like really clunky translation tbh
Prophetx05: real clunky translation
delta__vee: I feel like some of these idioms aren't coming across KappaRoss
Rhynerd: Yeah, it does seem like something's being lost in the translation here.
varmintx0: This wasn't a great dub even back in the day.
Dandinstorm12: I mean, it isn't "All you base are belong to us"
NojhLivic: The guy kind of sounds like the voice actor for Roy Fokker for Robotech.
Limette23: What the hell is going on in this game? They are switching from topic to topic
Prophetx05: ture
Prophetx05: the mood whiplash is strong in this dub
Dandinstorm12: rip
TXC2: I sware we could take any of Dingos responses, swap them around, and it will stil make the same lack of sense :P
gsyhiap: kintFine lrrFINE
Asimech: Well. Now we don't need to worry about having to explain why everybody else calls us Dingo.
CommanderPulsar: F
gsyhiap: F
Prophetx05: everybody's dead dave
DigitalSeahorse: F
Dandinstorm12: well now we ddon't have to autotarget them
TXC2: ah yes, time for the DM's Pet character Kappa
gsyhiap: press all the buttons!
Prophetx05: because punching is never an option
ActuallyTheMoon: robot snake
NojhLivic: Ahh the patented use an enemy as bludgeoning weapons technique.
Prophetx05: they'll run out of reinforcements if we beat them down with their own backup
GDwarf: Gekkos, from 4? Yeah
Rhynerd: the Geckos?
Prophetx05: Moo?
NojhLivic: Moo mechs
Rhynerd: The geckos that could moo
NojhLivic: The weapons to surpass metal gear, moo mechs
TXC2: man were Geckos weird
NojhLivic: DIdn't they move like chickens too?
Prophetx05: well, I'm off to work, have a nice day everyone o/
NojhLivic: bye Prophetx05
TXC2: so long Prophetx05 have fun
Rhynerd: I don't think the mooing was explained
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
DigitalSeahorse: bzzzzzzzzzzt
azureHaights: Awesome! Energy!
Dandinstorm12: so it's a BFG
Rhynerd: but now you have the cannon they're after.
VoidByAnyOtherName: "this gun is totally cool, man" -ADA
GDwarf: The concept of mercenaries is utterly incomprehensible to Taper
Dandinstorm12: oh whoops, rip taper again
ActuallyTheMoon: this dialgue is... uh... not as good as i remembered it
TXC2: "I can't understand anything anymore" big mood
MechaKuuga: God I keep forgetting how bad Dingo's voice acting is
Dandinstorm12: right?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kitthethird: I also think the translation is pretty literal, so it feels really awkward?
NojhLivic: Like we're supposed to think he's acting like a jerk to save her life?
GDwarf: I'm getting subtle hints that you should grab the enemy
varmintx0: These are good voice actors. I don't really know why the performances are so awful.
MechaKuuga: I don't think James is trying to cross swords
ancientspark: It's cause the translation is not good and there wasn't great direction
TXC2: this is a textbook example of "phoning it in"
ActuallyTheMoon: i like that that robot can turn into dracula's coffin
Dandinstorm12: like two more of those?
Rhynerd: or one, if we're lucky
TXC2: "enemy can't repost you if you don't have a sword" ManPointingAtHead.jpg
Dandinstorm12: lol
NojhLivic: Basically we're an AI Vampire now
Rhynerd: two it is
Dandinstorm12: ow
TXC2: *riposte
ayirbudd: woah is this a sequel??
TimeToFry: Useless!
Rhynerd: it is indeed a sequel
ayirbudd: hype!
gsyhiap: Useless!
DigitalSeahorse: wait...who has his kill button now if she doesn't? ...if she dies does it mean he's free or that the more evil person has the kill button?
ThePerrBearr: It's no USE
azureHaights: Part of the music has the same pitch and timber as my phone so I keep thinking someone's calling
Luhhha: you have to wait her to attack and then time the ripostes
ayirbudd: how long has this been out??
Rhynerd: a while
Laurreth: since you could abbreviate "NRG" unironically
ThePerrBearr: the game originally came out in '03
KaleWoamingford: does the energy charge thing increase your sub gauge?
Luhhha: parry 4 times
Rhynerd: does it have to be four perfect parries?
Luhhha: yes without damaging her
Rhynerd: the without damaging her part seems to be hard bit
PiPPUMAX: this game <3
Rhynerd: I assume you restart?
MolaMolaphant: dingo, help me
TimeToFry: Useless!
TXC2: "i'm confused, is this a good ending or a bad ending?" "it's an ending, that's enough"
lifecharacter: This doesn't seem like a good enough game to have bad endings. You just restart.
NojhLivic: Nice
lifecharacter: Dingo help me!
thetoastmonster: crush, kill, destroy!
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
ThePerrBearr: aw, didn't even get to the annoyance that was the Anubis fight.
DigitalSeahorse: yay Dingo is free now! :P
TXC2: !goc
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PiPPUMAX: Game over :<
KaleWoamingford: which Anubis fight? There are so many...
ayirbudd: aww shit star wars game?? time for jedi outcast 2
TXC2: so not gonna play that droid builder game I can't find? :P
PiPPUMAX: jedi power battles? :o
ThePerrBearr: it's been so long, i don't remember
ritchards: So... KOTOR eh?
KaleWoamingford: I think I got stuck on the Anubis fight in the tunnel between Earth and Mars.
TXC2: !clips
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ThePerrBearr: E.T. for the NES!
DigitalSeahorse: benginLol
TimeToFry: That Star Wars dancing game
Tomasu82: someone clip that...
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (57m from now).
Laurreth: so next week Cam will be playing TIE Fighter?
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: oooh
DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex and Wheeler
ThePerrBearr: there can be only ONE!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: who is the highest of landers
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TXC2: !twitter
Laurreth: who gets exiled to northern BC
TXC2: !goodnight Everybody
txzen_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (53m from now).
VoidByAnyOtherName: the jehuting has ceased?
bobAkirafett: y