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loglab: i swear, if someone doesnt play jund im clicking off
NexusVoxx: ahoy chat
loglab: ahoy
azraelchimera: Ahoy!
thopter_spy: !next
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phatpack: God i'm jazzed looking at the deck Ben cooked up for this
phatpack: I've been wanting to see that beautiful mess go off in lines I cant even dream of right now
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
hd_dabnado: what deck is ben playing tonight?
NexusVoxx: garbage plate
Kyser_Echoes95: Hello everyone!
red_raptor10: Garbage plate?
phatpack: yeah
NexusVoxx: the every combo at once deck
phatpack: his list is on his twitter
hd_dabnado: i dont know what that is but i love it
hd_dabnado: oh
greatwahooney: What's the format of the week?
theonlyangelx: henlo frens
NexusVoxx: @greatwahooney lander
theonlyangelx: what happ
phatpack: Canlander frenz
niccus: moderately competitive canlander
greatwahooney: Neat.
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: 15 Feb 2019: Our players today are: Serge! Alex! Wheeler! Jer! It's a N100 showdown.
red_raptor10: anybody see his tweets about medium red? sounds like the deck has just be wrecking
greatwahooney: @niccus the best kind!
Blasteg: do we have table friend today?
phatpack: Chat is like a table friend
phatpack: also presumably yes
Kyser_Echoes95: @red_raptor10 that medium red list looks spicy
NexusVoxx: meanwhile im excited for my city's first real canlander tournament tomorrow
djalternative: we are the best and worst table friend
Booster6: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
phatpack: Statisticly that is true, djalternative
BatfishGuy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (19s from now).
northernmercury: So we know BenW is on garbage plate, jer hinted at a tendrils deck, I'm guessing Alex on black mold and cam on aristocrats what do you think serg and BenU are on
NexusVoxx: bengineering i would expect Gruul or izzet spells probably
red_raptor10: @Kyser_Echoes95 i really want to know if there is a way to port it over to modern somehow. i love burn and free win red
RedTrinket1: Jer is on high tide
NexusVoxx: serge on a serge deck i assume ;)
virre_: Serge was building robots according to twitter
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
alexwhitechats: hey everyone!
virre_: or rebuilding the workshop deck
azraelchimera: Serge is likely on some sort of Lands deck. Ben will be playing something with a high density of Burn spells I imagine.
alexwhitechats: @virre_ robots as in artifact aggro or?
twitchingraccoon: Wheeler's playing Garbage Platter
NexusVoxx: workshop weenie, as it were
SpookySpaghooti: stream's going live within a couple minutes right?
Kyser_Echoes95: @red_raptor10 there's bound to be a way to do it.
NexusVoxx: soon (tm)
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SpookySpaghooti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
virre_: alexwhitechats something like that yes, he played it at one of the early highlander streams IIRC
northernmercury: I just wish someone would bring cleric tribal #neverforgetliam
azraelchimera: Ooo, I missed the tweet about robots. That should be sweet.
red_raptor10: @virre_ i think i remember that he played that deck after they streamed commander 2015
Nyx_fire: ah good old teeth
alexwhitechats: @virre_ got it! i don't know a ton about the format yet but i'm trying to get more into it, especially since i might be moving to victoria in the next couple years
alexwhitechats: also hey who's hype for modern horizons? because i sure am
DarkMorford: TEEF
chickenace11: oh can-lander tonight
northernmercury: I love that Serra art
MercurialVox: Twooth
azraelchimera: Serra seems sweet. I need one to test in the board of Legacy Miracles.
NexusVoxx: @alexwhitechats definitely give Jer a follow at twitch.tv/jrhwhite , h'es been streaming MTGO lately and its some good television
tremblayinc: it's just cool Serra is a legit card now
alexwhitechats: yeah serra is awesome in so many ways. worship on an emblem, abilities that synergize, great art, happy to have her exist
jdtreker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m ago).
NUTSOFODEN: possible topper to a uw skies deck?
alexwhitechats: @NexusVoxx i already follow him but he always seems to stream while i'm at work. i'm planning on catching up on the vods though!
freshmaker__: Yeah I feel like they did Serra justice.
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m ago).
twitchingraccoon: Serra and Cabal therapist have amazing art
alexwhitechats: @NUTSOFODEN i was finding myself wondering if it has a home in UW or jeskai flying men, or as i prefer to call it, fly guys
tremblayinc: mmm yea, dat Cabal art
gd311: I heard this is where I can watch garbage plate combo do a thing.
alexwhitechats: i just love how straightforward and intuitive cabal therapist's name is. i feel like it was just a playtest name that stuck
azraelchimera: Therapist terrifies me as a Control player.
NexusVoxx: so chat i'm still on the fence about the deck to play tomorrow - Mold or UMoon?
azraelchimera: Moon!
CloudSwordTwitch: Storm
Damp_Rice: shoot for the moon
azraelchimera: That deck seems sweet.
Kyser_Echoes95: @nexusvoxx MOON
I_Am_Clockwork: Mold!
NUTSOFODEN: @alexwhitechats yeah, i looks like it could be super good there. also something like an angel deck, mardu maybe would be sick in
northernmercury: Moon folk tribal
jamezlion: Can’t remember what are they playing tonight in paperfight?
twitchingraccoon: Go for the line that would tilt Serge
RedTrinket1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m ago).
FnordyPlot: @NexusVoxx My mind says moon
azraelchimera: @jamezlion Canlander.
UnspokenKibbles: awwwwwwww lrrFRUMP GON GIVE IT TO YA
Kamotetop: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m ago).
jamezlion: Thanks.
Kamotetop: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:05 PM
theonlyangelx: come onnn, i wanna see the weenie!
Znazl: lionLate
theonlyangelx: :P
Aegis_of_Faith: @NexusVoxx Moon would be my vote, but Mold's always a good time
NexusVoxx: lewd
UnspokenKibbles: lrrFRUMP waitin' for you to get it on ya own, lrrFRUMP gon deliva to ya!
Damp_Rice: lrrFINE
niccus: i'm guessing it's impossible to make Lunar Mold
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave
theonlyangelx: theonl45Bad
theonlyangelx: ohai @DigitalSeahorse
NexusVoxx: @niccus as a combination of those two decks id say so. but as its own thing somehow, maybe
Kyser_Echoes95: @niccus Jund
hd_dabnado: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (6m ago).
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Bad theonlyangelx hai
northernmercury: I came here to see degenerate magic and by God wheeler I hope you find it in the trash pike
theonlyangelx: :3 :3 :3
lorilyric1389: sergeHi
azraelchimera: @NexusVoxx there's a pro who's been playing Stasis and Ral Zarek in Legacy. Might be fun to try to slot that into Moon.
theonlyangelx: @DigitalSeahorse theonl45Heart
jdtreker: lrrFRUMP
Kyser_Echoes95: lrrFRUMP
twitchingraccoon: I want to see Wheeler have a different win-con each game
bainard656: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (7m ago).
NexusVoxx: @azraelchimera new ral or old?
zero______two: "7m ago"
Zieterminator: old ral
azraelchimera: @NexusVoxx Old. Tap their stuff, untapped yours.
azraelchimera: *untap
lorilyric1389: did it start yet coz my internet is annpoying sometimes
NexusVoxx: i tried that for a while actually, i never felt like twiddle was a useful mode for me
TaegukTheWise: nope, hasn't started
azraelchimera: @NexusVoxx only great with the Stasis in play, but bolting stuff is decent.
DigitalSeahorse: good health to everyone in chat and all their loved ones
NexusVoxx: fair
azraelchimera: @DigitalSeahorse awww, thanks!
NexusVoxx: lrrSIGNAL
macintose: false signal
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
Kyser_Echoes95: Thanks @digitalseahorse same to your and yours!
NexusVoxx: dinger
Damp_Rice: signal was there for a second...
ChampBlankman: lrrSIGNAL ?
ZeroArcana: blip?
wicker_knight: lrrSIGNAL
thesurfaceofthemoon: refresh
Karfsma778: The lrrSIGNAL is a lie
wicker_knight: seeing countdown now
NSGReaper: lrrSignal
FnordyPlot: @DigitalSeahorse Thank you! Same to you and your clan!
NUTSOFODEN: #fakesignal
phorrestgaze: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wicker_knight: try refreshing
northernmercury: Does anybody know if in this league they have to stay on the same list stream to stream or can they change
Lucifer9783: Signal, refresh streams!
Baldrash: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [9h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Kathleen and Cori have decided to play some sports on Now Kiss! They're playing Butterfly Soup! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D0lv2HbU4AELxXe.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1101535663323672576
MrPhlip: I still have lrrSIGNAL
IgnisDeus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
fuzzy_died: no lrrSIGNAL
NSGReaper: lrrSIGNAL
Nyx_fire: yay
Damp_Rice: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL had to refresh lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Arimus221: Try crtl + f5!
DigitalSeahorse: Kyser_Echoes95, thanks, a number of them probably need it soonish
NUTSOFODEN: relogged got signal
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azraelchimera: @NexusVoxx I sleeved up his original UR list for a weekly a couple of weeks ago and went 2-1. Was decent. Only lost to Elves. lol
greatwahooney: thanks for the heads up chat
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macintose: refresh was needed
1y1e: Y'all got any MAGIC?
northernmercury: Does anybody know if in this league they have to stay on the same list stream to stream or can they change
Krokaar: Ohai p/
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Krokaar: o/
MrPhlip: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
NathanJay_GA: lrrAWESOME
SpookySpaghooti: woo!
riordand: Hello there, friends
greatwahooney: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NexusVoxx: @northernmercury im sure we'll find out in a couple minutes
Spectre97: They can change as far as I know
Dryhad: Canadian Hypelander!
SpookySpaghooti: for those who dont see the stream, refresh
seraphim_mist: sweeeeeeet
Sasu010: tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE tatLATE
bruchmanndavid: Hello everyone, have a good time!
tremblayinc: Hello my first livestream!
namagem1: oh, this is the highlander tournament?
philipthecontrolplayer: nice
Lyntoon: Yay first time in a long time I’ve caught one of these live
seraphim_mist: gc7Lore gc7Lore gc7Lore gc7Feels
LoadingReadyRun: This is gonna be fun!
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alexwhitechats: can i get some, uhhhhh, [B]oneless canlander
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Lavashot449: rooNya sergeHolyMoly sergeHi tac0Hey smitWave rooHi
twitchingraccoon: !panic
Kyser_Echoes95: This is my first time catching it live, and I'm excited.
DigitalSeahorse: Stranger Things just came up on soundcloud, or a remix
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Nyx_fire: I'm excited this is a first one live for me as well, I usually just catch vods
grgriffin3: Let's fight some paper, yo! I brought all my scissors!
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Krokaar: Who's the LRR account driver tonight?
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macintose: !advice
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NUTSOFODEN: today we're playing flip it or rip it
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northernmercury: Wheeler on garbage plate : I'll kill you using *shuffles decks * this griselbrand
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Drillernight: First time catching paper fight live. Perfect thing to do while I wait for the Anthem servers to come back.
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Drummi_: Perfect timing!
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hd_dabnado: benginHi
hd_dabnado: lrrHORN
musty_smell: @lavashot449 why? No muscle wizards :(
kpiozero: THE GOODEST BOIS
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theonlyangelx: ohai good friends! benginHeart sergeHeart
NUTSOFODEN: the best bois
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NexusVoxx: six whole people
DarkMorford: Multi Pals!
theonlyangelx: :0
ZeroPolarity: Berge is best ship
grgriffin3: That's more than 5!
Drummi_: Team Wheeler!
silvalunae: oh look it's sora!
seraphim_mist: Go Serge!!!
Lavashot449: @musty_smell CAUSE 5 COLOR GARBAGE PLATTER
Nyx_fire: benginHeart lrrHEART BisexualPride
EOstby: Six! :O
tremblayinc: Ben AND Serge? I picked a good night to watch my first stream live
grgriffin3: Serge, no.
Lucaan: That's really good
tams92: :/
DigitalSeahorse: Ben was about to announce his home stream shpeel?
ThePov42: #Moonlander
coelopteryx: moonlander... i like it
rybackgaming: judge
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That_One_Rabbit: Ben and Sora!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Better than Highbase.
Krokaar: MORE like Molander!?
Eon71: lol
cyclopsboi: sergeHeart benginHeart
alexwhitechats: cans and moons
djalternative: Just call it BeejLander again
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: LunarLander?
Smoke108: M'lander
VeinNetwork: I think molander just does it
Mastertoenail: lunarlander?
RayFK: TOO LAZY TO GET THE LAPTOP
Silver__Knight_: Sure wish Twitch would send out notifs and emails no matter how many times someone goes live throughout the day
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grgriffin3: LoadingReadyLander.
RayFK: BUT OUR PLEASURE
captjack42: zoolander?
TheGeekyQuilter: Woo Multipals magic
NexusVoxx: for your card and kingdom needs
Evandill: I like it. it's betterthan Highbase League.
djalternative: LunarLander is better
macintose: a kingdom of cards
ThePov42: HI JEEJ
ZeroPolarity: A kingdom of cards
Lavashot449: JEEJ!!!!
tremblayinc: LunarLeagueLander?
Multra0: Yay on time for once lrrHEART
NexusVoxx: thanks jeej
DigitalSeahorse: I should order from them next time I want MTG somesuch
SpookySpaghooti: Jeej!
RayFK: OI
alexwhitechats: @RayFK what a mood. also hey! rayfkHeart
RayFK: I SAW THAT
RayFK: BEN
Skudd: I have a Card Kingdom order on its way, should be here next week.
Evandill: @Mastertoenail Oh that's really good
secretbranch: Highlander, Canlander, Molander, call it whatever you want
RayFK: THE HELL
DaSunao: Moonlander? So a government conspiracy? TheIlluminati
tams92: I buy exclusively from cardkingdom now. They have GREAT customer service.
silvalunae: ?
Krokaar: @djalternative LunarLander ftw!
grgriffin3: ADVERTISER BETRAYAL
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theonlyangelx: rekt
NUTSOFODEN: Ben the traitor once again
Lucaan: Ben cheating on Card Kingdom eogMad
DigitalSeahorse: what's the discount code for Canada and US again?
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FITorion: I just want Beej on commentary for every magic related thing.
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ZeroArcana: Oregon or Maine?
Yusephka: I likes luna lander
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DigitalSeahorse: LRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SquirrelEarl: benginTraitor
NexusVoxx: @ZeroArcana Oregon i would assume
northernmercury: Are they talking about card kingdom a literal kingdom of cards
RayFK: (please say that comment, even if you are using the LRR link)
theonlyangelx: one of them
Lavashot449: One time VoteYea for Jeej chat?????
LoadingReadyRun: Autotap Autotap Concede
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RayFK: It is
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colinoclock: yay
theonlyangelx: hot singles in your area
thraximore: u ok
That_One_Rabbit: oooo i might need to get that button....
saintdimmu: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: some sing! slytqDD benginLol benginTry
grgriffin3: It's also a real object.
alexwhitechats: @theonlyangelx or shipped to you at an alarming and mildly suspicious speed
DigitalSeahorse: sing is the new bling
Eon71: anyone know if decklists will be posted somewhere?
JellyfishySama: Card Kindom gets the card to my country in less than a week, then it takes 2+ weeks for the postal service here to their shit together
AlchemicalPanda: Yeah C2E2!
theonlyangelx: @alexwhitechats :P theonl45Heart
alexwhitechats: who's all going to C2E2?
LoadingReadyRun: Eon71 They will, yes
chickenace11: I'll see you guys at PAX East
Leafwind104: goddammit
RayFK: Best joke you've ever made Serge.
NUTSOFODEN: hes trying tp be a ,ushroom?
aitsu100: i love it
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hoktauri: multipals is bleeding through
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NUTSOFODEN: the shitake?
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Loonatic93: LRR in Da Midwest? I may have to take a look-see.
NexusVoxx: bawston
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seraphim_mist: high point for Serge, all Downhill from here
Lavashot449: BAWSTON?
Altoguy16499: is there no tablefrand?
macintose: that joke was so dad; I'm going to go commit sudoku now
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NexusVoxx: what about specifically me at GP Calgary?
NUTSOFODEN: im not going, but serge told me hed see me there
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northernmercury: play lrr?
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theonlyangelx: the MACHINE
Evandill: I also wish to play LRR
NUTSOFODEN: Winner gets a LRRgofy
azureHaights: Can't wait to see Mai Selfe on camera!
DigitalSeahorse: ah ha!
EOstby: LoadingReadyLeague!
voslan: Is this jumpping for other people?
jojo1378: ooooooooooooooooooooooh canadian highlander
Lavashot449: TableFrond?
NexusVoxx: uuuuh no
grgriffin3: Some example examples.
TheGeekyQuilter: Ooo week 3 the battle of the Bens
theonlyangelx: no.... no i don't
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Silver__Knight_: why not show the Ben v Ben match. Imagine the wordplay
SpookySpaghooti: ooooo no tablefriend!
SpookySpaghooti: should be interesting
RuiFaleiro: Is there a resident judge?
EOstby: Summon the Beej TableFriend!
jojo1378: is this REL?
kpiozero: :O NO TABLE FRAND?
That_One_Rabbit: Serge he isn't a God, just a demi god
NexusVoxx: @RuiFaleiro not one that's not playing
SpookySpaghooti: @RuiFaleiro Nelson is probably there
kpiozero: SUMMON THE BEEJ!
chickenace11: Paul can be global table friend
djalternative: Summon the Beej!
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of magic slytqWand slytqWand slytqWand slytqWand slytqWand slytqWand slytqWand
IgnisDeus: Beej for Table-Friend!!
DoctorCactus: Paul with the clutch data, what a beast
Lavashot449: SUMMON THE BEEJ
Lucaan: 4 is a good number
grgriffin3: 4 is a solid number. 7.5/10.
senshi5609: nice paul
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taruan: no table friend :(
DarkMorford: I CREAM
Dix: Free dinner at Cenote
EOstby: Steak.
TheR676767: dilly bars
ZeroPolarity: Serge wins ice cream
Krokaar: Serge accidental person burner, Lunar Lander creator, Molander, and friend
EscherichiaCole: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
LoadingReadyRun: @jojo1378 Jeremy described it as "regular 'don't be a chungus' REL"
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voslan: Some one buys the Winner Lunch
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
zenoflamer: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
AlchemicalPanda: lrrDILLY
NUTSOFODEN: Is there an 0-2 milkshake bracket in this format?
bruchmanndavid: Can anyone maybe explain the name Beej to me?
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kamelion84: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
northernmercury: winner gets foil tolarian scholar on me
grgriffin3: Winner is permanent table-friend for next league!
LastResistance: lrrDILLY
That_One_Rabbit: winner is next table friend!
Rockario: Winner GETS to buy everyone icecream lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: my head hurts
Tantusar: i like "regular 'don't be a chungus' REL"
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blackwlf: Yes. Winner buys the losers ice cream. Also the tech team.
TheGeekyQuilter: sergeFuse benginBurn benginFuse
ayirbudd: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:50.
northernmercury: in a month everyone is on medium red #bestdeck
theonlyangelx: imma go to full screen mode, have a good time chat, be good!
Silver__Knight_: bruchmanndavid Beej is the nickname for LRR member Brendan Dery, and is how Beej knows someone knows him from LRR/the internet
azraelchimera: If there's an 0-2 Milkshake bracket, winner should also get a milkshake?
ayirbudd: woohoo just in time!
theonlyangelx: and please, take your meds when you're supposed to!
mastershake29x: is hagon and bartholdi there to update us at the news desk? :)
Lavashot449: Cant wait for Wheeler to gimme the garbage sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
macintose: ben and jer'ries icecream?
djalternative: Summon the Beej Table Friend
chickenace11: this is a small scale magic sociology experiment
alexwhitechats: @LoadingReadyRun if someone were hypothetically to create some kind of prize for the winner, should they send it to the mail time address?
Leafwind104: Which mulligan rules?
chickenace11: I love that show
bruchmanndavid: @silver__knight_ thank you!
Leafwind104: Vancouver or London?
Altoguy16499: boo. Serge should have been on lands
lowman02: @northernmercury Med Red is the best is a bold statement :P
mysteryme25: Is there a round clock now?
That_One_Rabbit: winner is table friend yes?
northernmercury: vancouver mulligan
TheGeekyQuilter: Bang a gong it is on!
freshmaker__: RIP Serge
NexusVoxx: @Leafwind104 Victoria
Leafwind104: Thank you
ZeroPolarity: Man, I love Serge's sleeves
ayirbudd: woah serge not playing lands???
RayFK: YOU MONSTER
Skudd: Ouch
grgriffin3: Sooooooo, this is gonna be a slaughter.
Scotblackbird: awwww Serge
EscherichiaCole: Ben you monster
RayFK: BEN YOU ACTUAL MONSTER
EOstby: Yes, Ben, YESSSSSSSSS!
Eon71: lol
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Krokaar: R.I.P. Serge, press F to pay respect?
NexusVoxx: @Leafwind104 which is to say the canlander custom mull
NUTSOFODEN: didnt ben play abzan +1/+1 counters first?
azraelchimera: Ben! <3
tams92: Pics or didn't happen, serge
Silver__Knight_: welcome to the slaughterfest serge
phorrestgaze: bluemoon for moonlander eh?
northernmercury: @lowman02 thats a quoute from wheelr
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Dix: r o b o t s
djalternative: !card spire of industry
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control an artifact.
grgriffin3: Wacky Land for WackyLander.
Lucaan: Serge still lost that game iirc from what he said on North 100
jojo1378: they are gonna go to time lol
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freshmaker__: Spire of industry Land - Wacky
lowman02: @northernmercury was playing him on it last night it's great vs alot of things but has a rough go against speed combo, storm etc
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control an artifact.
NexusVoxx: bonesplitter is ready
NUTSOFODEN: BlueMoonLander
Spectre97: Bonesplitter is ready
bvorhies: hello its starting now
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
TehAmelie: dangit twitch i had the tab open and everything, why you no launch stream
MrGibberish: Bonesplitter is ready
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LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature β€” Horror [0/4] | Defender / Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
Lucaan: Thing PogChamp
NUTSOFODEN: Its the Avatar
EscherichiaCole: I want Serge to win because Blood Moon is one of my most hated cards and I want it put in it's place
grgriffin3: Some Sort of Sidewalk Thing.
MrQBear: Did serge just make the mtgo zoom in/out sound
Dryhad: Some... thing! In the ice!
EOstby: Some Sort of Thingwalk Slam.
Znazl: ice counters
IgnisDeus: counters for ben?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
tams92: Plot Twist: Its actually just a hunk of ice
Krokaar: save Ang! hes our only hope
Lucaan: An Avatar alter of Thing in the Ice would be sick
Eywind: I want Ben to win because Blood Moon is one of my most loved cards and I want it to be in its rightful place
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
northernmercury: sidewalk thing in the ice
blackwlf: It could be anyThing. Even a horror!
mastershake29x: it's an 0/4 defender, not worth paying attention to
NexusVoxx: spell squeet
FlyboyZeb: did Serge just fully tap a land? whaaaa
Dix: mmm that judge promo skite
MrGibberish: Are there deck names?
ladyjessica: Counters?
Rockario: I see a tiny "2/8" in the corner of that card, I'm sure that is nothing to worry about
Altoguy16499: is the reader being funky?
Andrillian72: skite is a horror!
trilemma85: Thing in the Ice already has no counters left?
surfderf: heyo
Dix: trilemma85 there should be 4 on it
Karfsma778: @Rockario 7/8
djalternative: Man. The card viewer is hating chat tonight
Eloquen_: put your ice counters on ben
Nyx_fire: card reader broken?
Znazl: Thanks Serge
trilemma85: Thanks Dix.
tams92: pick up your ice counters ben
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surfderf: nice
djalternative: !card polluted delta
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
gamercat88: dat booty
philipthecontrolplayer: nice
northernmercury: defender fight!
NexusVoxx: and in fact ben would prefer if you didnt
NUTSOFODEN: time for a new Loading Ready Rumble
DigitalSeahorse: in other news I'm loving the look of the new Canadian $10 bill note, it's got the museum of human rights on it and quote about all individuals having same rights...it has a lrrDOTS though and probably doesn't go on to mention that corporations aren't individuals :P
Eon71: ohhh spicy
EOstby: I mean, Serge's 0/4 could attack before it gets bigger. :P
Karfsma778: Notably, Spellskite is a horror
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
majorhix: This is the first magic stream I have seen live in over two years and I am finna NUTT
Karfsma778: And does not have defender
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Madadad: WOAH
NexusVoxx: @DigitalSeahorse it being sideways is throwing me off
Znazl: PogChamp
MrGibberish: woah
surfderf: deck names?
NexusVoxx: Fishor pls
AlchemicalPanda: Holy crap
Ryenji: PogChamp
Madadad: PogChamp
KennyMorgan: teenOOH
Mindfire13: Woah
Dix: hahahahaha
djalternative: waow
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freshmaker__: wowee fishor
EscherichiaCole: jaysus fishor
grgriffin3: THE TECH
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
voslan: Dat's a ton of sub!
Lucaan: Secret tech PogChamp
EOstby: IT does.
northernmercury: damn f1shor
SirZapdos: memes
Dryhad: Hi @F1SHOR
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
thedracogenius1234: Ben has recall
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: well then
ZuNy77: ben whoopsies
trilemma85: Well done F1SHOR.
seraphim_mist: lol
ladyswiftspear: whoa thank you f1shor!
thalanir: rooPog
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2.
Spectre97: The c-c-c-corner case
Dix: ALSO a horror
Lavashot449: F1SHOR
Sorteur: Holy heck
tams92: ALSO A HORROR
Multra0: Dang thats a lot of subs lrrSPOOP
Silver__Knight_: THE TECH
Scotblackbird: whoa there, good morning @F1SHOR
garrukthecaller: thats crazy
chickenace11: serge with that unknown next level play
Eywind: Horror tribal, nice
Nyx_fire: wow @F1SHOR <3
EOstby: That one was also a Horror.
tams92: Serge decided the best way to beat Thing was with horror tribal
Karfsma778: REvoker, ALSO a horror
Lavashot449: rooHappy rooHappy rooHappy rooPog rooPog rooPog rooPog
TheR676767: serge on horror tribal
Phosfur: lrrWOW
azureHaights: Curse you, Sudden N. Inevitable Bentrayal
outsidethemox: The tech!!
NazakYuzak: Oh my gosh @F1SHOR thank you!
mastershake29x: who knew horror tribal was a thing
majorhix: POWERFUL MAGIC
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DaSunao: Using a normal sub so I don't miss any months at sea
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Krokaar: more like ICY Ben
F1SHOR: ahhh its good to be back Lrr fam :)
mariammistressofmanifolds: wow
silvalunae: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
lowman02: yikes Ben's hand tho :)
azraelchimera: @F1SHOR being the real hero here. <3
gamercat88: welcome back @F1SHOR
northernmercury: f1shior the hero of the people
electrum516: Hey @loadingreadyrun ! Oh its Highlander tonight, perfect cause ive just been playing Canlander at my LGS tonight finally!!
NexusVoxx: mmm thats a good point spread
majorhix: My sweet baby boi ben gonna sraw all them cards
ufo6300: this magus might be the end
MuffinsOnAHill: Blackey Bluey has been called.
Scotblackbird: good to see you back, F1shor!
electrum516: loving the powerful magic guys!!
NazakYuzak: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
mariammistressofmanifolds: @f1shor you're really close to a total of 1,000 gift subs. holy moly
dialMforMara: what have I missed?
silvalunae: oh hey @F1SHOR! Thanks again for your gift sub ;u; I kept it up
curious_bob: black and bluey black and bluey
Silver__Knight_: F1SHOR welcome back, where you been if you don't mind my asking?
NexusVoxx: you can pay life for it serge
dialMforMara: what are the decks?
seraphim_mist: wowww
tams92: Spellskite can't draw three cards
DigitalSeahorse: NexusVoxx, yeah the new portrait layout is quite striking, very colourful even compared to our other bills
TheManaLeek: Spellskite has joined the battle
niccus: spellskite loses due to not having a library
tams92: Unexpected Unset
grgriffin3: Spellskite is a planeswalker now!
ZuNy77: let creatures draw cards
NUTSOFODEN: A new Challenger approaches
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
lowman02: @dialMforMara UR moon and Art bois (I think)
Marenai: I can't stick around but glhf everyone.
djalternative: someone needs to send that idea to Rosewater for the next un set
Altoguy16499: I think Serge should pay 18 life to spell skite right now Kappa
ayirbudd: they did that already it was called bomat courier
TheManaLeek: Put Spellskite in Smash you cowards
dialMforMara: @lowman02 what is Art Bois?
ZeroPolarity: I'm not sure, but I think that Ancestral Recall card may be a bit good
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Dryhad: Is that an Unlimited Edition Ancestral?
electrum516: !decks
Skudd: Love that gold border Wasteland
NexusVoxx: @dialMforMara Workshop Weenie aka Artifact Aggro aka Robots
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
wibwab22: Ben and Serge!! 2 of my favorite people!! πŸ’™πŸ§‘
electrum516: !deck
surfderf: you know for how much Serge loves prison I'm surprised he hasn't played blue moon
Altoguy16499: wait...White border ancestral and gold border wasteland? Something seems off here...
zenoflamer: Is that goldboarded, sir?
northernmercury: put richard garfield phd in smash you cowards
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: electrum516 we haven't been provided with decklists for this
dialMforMara: @NexusVoxx cool
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
tams92: Alright, I'm off to FNM. Goodluck Ben!
djalternative: !card bombat currier
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
lowman02: @dialMforMara a deck name from 93-94, and a guess, artifact dudes
Baldrash: Real Ancestral, gold-border Wasteland. That tracks.
electrum516: @the_ocean_who_subbed ah, ok
NUTSOFODEN: @Dryhad looks like its Jers, you can see the C from his cube on the bottom
Eloquen_: can ben lose here?
SirZapdos: Arbutus
azraelchimera: !card boat courier
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dialMforMara: @lowman02 I was hoping it had something to do with card art
dialMforMara: !card bomat courier
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
SirZapdos: !magus of the memes
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
electrum516: @the_ocean_who_subbed just thought I'd check πŸ˜…
silvalunae: ;a; I know that feel Serge
NexusVoxx: redirect to spellskite
grgriffin3: So, lrrSCOOP ?
azraelchimera: lol thanks @dialMforMara
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: electrum516 no worries! you reminded me to update the command lrrAWESOME
dialMforMara: np
Eloquen_: ancestral into magus and thing in the ice is a really really strong start
azraelchimera: MacBook Autocorrect foiled me.
dialMforMara: hey @The_Ocean_who_Subbed how goes?
TheR676767: I mean ben flips his own magus if he misplays, giving serge a turn to cast colored stuff
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: dialMforMara busy! Was literally just about to DM you
dialMforMara: man, lrrEFF autocorrect
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
seraphim_mist: gg
NexusVoxx: a nonzero number of cards in hand
djalternative: That's not the same as a creature creating their own library and drawing their own hand. That's black boarder playable
lowman02: interesting thing is @Eloquen_ is serge can force his mana unlocked if he can dredge a counter out
Eloquen_: yeah fair fair
TheR676767: bounces*
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
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macintose: !card lava coil
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
ayirbudd: serge how are you on artifact weenies and not have thopter tokens sheesh la weeesh
Eloquen_: ben choosing to hold his wasteland here is pretty genius, one of the hardest things for control to deal with is manlands
LRRbot: Awoken Horror (front: Thing in the Ice) | Creature β€” Kraken Horror [7/8] | When this creature transforms into Awoken Horror, return all non-Horror creatures to their owners' hands.
Swamplor: Oh, no, m'guy!
azraelchimera: Ben, you need to tap mana. lol
NexusVoxx: bespoke horror
Silver__Knight_: Eloquen_ wasteland was a mountain
Karfsma778: Tap the land?
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Tap mana?
macintose: these are not the cards you are looking for
Genesizwave: no, he's just "a" woken horror
NexusVoxx: pls tap one more blue
Fletcherizer: that looks bad for Serge
Leafwind104: Ben you need to tap an Island for the preordain
ayirbudd: ben needs to tap another blueee
mysteryme25: Pay for your preordain
Blasteg: Did I miss anything?
LRRbot: Steel Overseer [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [1/1] | {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.
experiment_les: Freeordain
TheR676767: !card cheatyface
LRRbot: Cheatyface [UUU] | Creature β€” Efreet [2/2] | If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. / Flying
silvalunae: oOo shiney!
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
NexusVoxx: hey can we get a LRR button for Move to Cheat Step
manfred909: benginTraitor
SamanthaVess: Is "move to cheat step" in the advice bot, yet? xD
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jojo1378: F
freshmaker__: Oh I forgot oversteel got a masterpiece.
surfderf: Serge is really flexing with the foils
LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
Lucaan: It's not an LRR tournament without a few cheat steps.
mastershake29x: @Blasteg an explanation of the league they're doing, and part of match 1 game 1
freshmaker__: oversteel? overseer. im tired
Blasteg: wait, I thought Ben said he -hates- playing control on twitter
djalternative: Cheat Mode: Enabled - Please enter a command
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Genesizwave: can the next lrr button be "Move to cheat step"?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ayirbudd: motherlode
ZeroPolarity: Poor Serge
Spectre97: He said earlier that Blue Moon is the exception I believe
Eon71: F
Eloquen_: at this point i imagine ben should press the foot down with wasteland
Altoguy16499: Serge needs to smash fast and smash hard
NUTSOFODEN: mulligan to workshop
DoodlestheGreat: No table friend/
Eloquen_: guess it doesnt matter
Fletcherizer: benginDab lrrWOW fletch6Smash
Znazl: difference between control and no-fun control
wibwab22: no table friend tonight?
orionsrise1: this is my first Canlander game. how is it played?
Eloquen_: serge can totally just find like mishra's factory
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freshmaker__: counter burn is cool.
Lavashot449: !canlander
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VDel_234: my friend's comander deck os control...
NexusVoxx: @wibwab22 other persons who would be are also playing in the other room
Eywind: DoodlestheGreat others are playing matches off camera atm, they're doing a league
drfox17: Ah! Twitch, why you do dis!? I was sitting here looking at the "offline" screen this whole time!?!?
TheManaLeek: @wibwab22 The other players are also playing at the same time as this is a new ongoing league
Krokaar: burn and gruul, lets do this!
Altoguy16499: Cyclonic Rift is a good card in commander in general because it sets 4 people back to only lands
ChaoticEvil_: @orionsrise1 do !canlander
ladyswiftspear: the best blue decks are monastery swiftspear blue decks
Lavashot449: ELOQUEN????
Bugberry: Graham didn't play Cyclonic Rift in that.
Eloquen_: YES????
Lucaan: Counterburn definitely feels closer to burn than hard control.
orionsrise1: thanks @lavashot449
mastershake29x: @orionsrise1 basics: 100 card singleton, vintage legality w/ points list for "broken" cards, a competitive 1 on 1 format
Lavashot449: HI OMG
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Vyous: Seinfeld magic?
Yusephka: I may play control in commander
Eloquen_: HELLO?
wibwab22: @themanaleek @nexusvoxx thank you
lowman02: @Vyous mono counterspell.dek
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Bugberry: I like Midrangey or Tempo Blue.
Leafwind104: Except Crackling Drake also counts Exile
Skudd: Cyclonic Rift is on my list of "cards I can't afford for EDH but desperately need" right now, alongside Damnation.
Lavashot449: lmao im saying hi to everyone
NUTSOFODEN: @Vyous its a canlander deck type. mono blue control with very few win cons
Eloquen_: Am i supposed to remember you or
jojo1378: anyone have deck lists?
Eloquen_: okay hahaha
Eywind: whoa is that the real Lavashot449
djalternative: Storming the stitch in time was a great move
Lavashot449: rooEZ rooEZ rooEZ
patpatpatb: This is Serge's emotional nightmare matchup
Eloquen_: hello! enjoying canlander?
RayFK: What Ben said
Lucaan: A deck about nothing
alchemst23: Seinfeld magic? What's the deal with lands?
hoktauri: I will hate on anyone who plays Void Winnower, that's about it
surfderf: sergeHi sergeHi sergeHi sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Bugberry: I'll never understand people who hate an entire color. Magic is great because of the balance of the 5 colors.
freshmaker__: Time to add a chat command for whenever anyone asks about ben and control. :P
surfderf: using the serge emotes
F1SHOR: shhhh jeej dont agree with ben he will get used to it :P
Dryhad: What is the deal with countermagic?
M23R: My opponents should only play things I like
Skudd: That sounds like an apt description of do-nothing control decks.
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wibwab22: Starting to put together my first CanLander deck finally. making sure I have a few switches for it so I can play it in EDH as well.
DigitalSeahorse: my mtg is kitchen mtg where my opponent is very nice helping me learn more and nobody plays for keepsies
grgriffin3: Listen to the heart of the cards!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Listen with your heart
silvalunae: serge channeling molander
LoadingReadyRun: Konmari Mulligans
RuiFaleiro: Would Vitu-Ghazi want you to keep it?
NexusVoxx: marie kondo mulligans
drfox17: real talk: did serge hear about Monday's Dice Frands game?
eye_h_bar: Does this hand spark joy?
Kumakaori: that 7 does not spark Joy
ChaoticEvil_: JUDGE! Outside help is being given
Lavashot449: @eywind rooEZ rooEZ roo7
drfox17: did he see... the costumes
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drfox17: did he hear about... Rinn
Lucaan: Every game playing Seinfeld starts with a stand up routine
F1SHOR: Judge - outside assistance! :P
TheWarbo: thank it for its service?
DoctorCactus: Did he thank the hand?
surfderf: Guys is Abzan Midrange possible in Canlander or will I just get wreckt
orionsrise1: what is his mantra on dice friends again?
secretbranch: If you love something let it go. Then it will come back if you draf-WAIT A MINUTE
gaudete91: what round is this?
djalternative: Katamari Mulligan!
JellyfishySama: What's the difference between having your spell countered or having it get removed before it does anything?
chickenace11: it should be does this hand bring joy in you or cause pain to others?
F1SHOR: Paul is a wizard it counts :P
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mysteryme25: When in doubt, throw it out
DoctorCactus: You hve to thank it before you mulligan obviously
lowman02: @Dryhad think it's the emotional let down of not feeling like one is playing the game...kind of like some folks hate combo, but it's kind of a question as why anyone finds anything subjectively good or not
Eywind: ha Lavashot449
drfox17: did serge see... Zardoz
Kumakaori: dj na-naaa~~~~ ... I think I drew more than 6 on that 2nd hand.....
orionsrise1: the tree is inside you
Spectre97: It's less "one land" and more "needs two more"
Krokaar: serge make the face, the one if yu get a 1 land hand
Kumakaori: 200 card pickup
LemonLemur: Has there been any discussion about the London mulligan for Highlander?
azureHaights: @DoctorCactus Apologize to the six-drop, by saying... "see you soon"
NathanJay_GA: The face to remember: lrrFRUMP
MechaKuuga: LUL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh that face
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: is so rough
Eloquen_: the tough part of keeping 1 landers in aggro is that you can look and be like "this would be sweet if i draw a land"
PigmyWurm: that doesn't look like joy
sivakrytos: probably shouldn't only keep one landers if playing belcher
freshmaker__: you hear professor Serge's voice in your head "You can't ride 1 land hands inside"
azraelchimera: One land hands get alot better in formats stapled together with 1-mana cantrips. lol
macintose: mmmm what a good face n.n
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Kumakaori: lol
Fletcherizer: I know that face
Dryhad: @lowman02 I was just trying to make a Seinfeld joke...
sing_o_muse: Workshop and Weenie?
mynthio: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I've won a few games in tournaments with mono red and one land hands
grgriffin3: Crab and Tabernacle!
drfox17: I hope everyone in NA is warm. it's surprisingly cold here in texas
NUTSOFODEN: hes runnig fastbond in workshop?
Eloquen_: but it turns out if you actually draw a land the hand was middling anyways
PigmyWurm: Why are the bad cards in your deck serge?
Evandill: @Spectre97 Agreed, it's find if you keep one if you only need another to go off, but if you need 2 lands to make this hand work, mull it.
Lucaan: Never look eogMad
Lavashot449: @eloquen_ You have the same name as someone from the CanLander Discord
SuperGiraffe: a card can be both hedron crab and bad
silvalunae: oh wait is canlander a singleton?
grgriffin3: Always look.
TheMicah21: Why are you putting bad cards in your deck?
Eywind: serge is a looker
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: never. ever. look.
manfred909: NEVER LOOK
Lavashot449: Thats why
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: silvalunae yes
jojo1378: This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a mulligan
Kumakaori: serge never learned to never look.
M23R: Ah I see Ben is playing No Fun Tribal.
NexusVoxx: @silvalunae yea thats what the lander stands for
surfderf: look you cowards
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mastershake29x: hedron crap and kitchen finks (the latter so that his deck can be illegal in commander)
TheR676767: that was a scream of agony if I've ever heard one
mastershake29x: hedron *crab*
Eloquen_: @lavashot449 I'm super active over there! I'm the one wot runs a tournament for this format
silvalunae: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed @NexusVoxx thought so, thank for confirmation!
freshmaker__: always look to punish yourself for throwing your fine hand away
MurficWPN: thoughts on new mulligan rule being tested?
Lavashot449: YES, HI IM ALSO THERE.
chickenace11: that is me building my decks
Dryhad: Wow Serge!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Ben and Serge, what are your preferred deck sleeves?
drfox17: Wow Whiskers
Leafwind104: Really Serge?
sing_o_muse: lol
Bugberry: On Arena, I put Jadelight Ranger in every one of my Green decks, no matter what.
silvalunae: the enemy of my enemy is my friend?
Fletcherizer: channeling that MTG Spite
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Kumakaori: that's A bold lie
thalanir: rooD
Yusephka: Believe in the heart of the cards
Blasteg: 2nd 6!
Lucaan: I don't think any of what Serge said was true...
StephenJM81: eoe
drfox17: Going full Whiskers here
StephenJM81: wow
azureHaights: Ben, that just tells you how much he likes his deck!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
ZeroPolarity: Narrator, Serge's deck liked Ben better
Skudd: I've got like 4 slots in my current EDH build dedicated to cards that are butts.
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
DoctorCactus: Damn serge, that was harsh
Eloquen_: sweet! the canadian highlander discord is the best place for canlander outside the facebook
MrPhlip: !addquote (Serge) [now] I don't like you, you don't like me, but we both like Ben less.
LRRbot: New quote #5855: "I don't like you, you don't like me, but we both like Ben less." β€”Serge [2019-03-01]
chickenace11: "can i have fun and can i cause pain to others
TheWarbo: So much for the MultiPals clip!
azraelchimera: @MurficWPN it's going to be a dumpster fire in eternal formats.
Bladinus: sergeFuse benginFuse
mastershake29x: that might be the meanest thing serge has ever said
Eloquen_: imk
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
NexusVoxx: its a pretty good furnace
CleverCrumbish: lrrWOW lrrWOW
MechaKuuga: wow so basically Serge like his Highlander deck more than Ben
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djalternative: I wanna see Serge play an Oops All Crabs deck.
grgriffin3: That furnace is alright at best.
Lex_Peacekeeper: So Ben looking for a new multi pal now?
Leafwind104: After that lovely friendship circlejerk earlier today?
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
TheWarbo: I feel like that quote needs "Serge, to his deck"
Evandill: That is me when I built Rakdos on Arena pretty much sheerly to play Angrath.
NexusVoxx: no vialing an ornithopter i see
LRRbot: Spined Thopter [2{U/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [2/1] | Flying
lowman02: @Dryhad too dense to have ever understood extemporaneous humor :) character flaw of mine :P
Evandill: Turns out, angrath's a good finisher.
drfox17: "Life... is just a resource"
SecretlyaNarwhal: what's going on with this league thing now? I just showed up, sorry
LRRbot: Baral, Chief of Compliance [1U] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/3] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
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Baldrash: Two-mana two-power flyer. It's perfect!
Krokaar: aether vial so shiny
djalternative: Captain Angrath?
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Drummi_: Flying Men cqn play that
macintose: Life... finds a way
marchionessshallan: what is happening right now?
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Lavashot449: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
viridimayai: There just have to be better 2/1 fliers than that
M23R: Let the NoFun start >:^)
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
NexusVoxx: @SecretlyaNarwhal the next several canlander streams will be tracking players wins and losses to eventually crown a winner
Eloquen_: @viridimayai not as many as you want.
MechaKuuga: BURB
Eloquen_: there are 2 in white
Eloquen_: and a couple in blue
Fletcherizer: that's a spicy start
SecretlyaNarwhal: oh super cool! thanks @nexusvoxx !
orionsrise1: now does vintage mean you can't have certain cards from the newer sets?
Krokaar: plated bird friend, stahp hurting Ben
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
jojo1378: that is a flying ball lightning
Eloquen_: but there aren't enough to really fill out a skies deck juust yet imo
TaegukTheWise: send em to weenie hut general serge!
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mastershake29x: @orionsrise1 every card ever is legal in vintage unless specifically banned
NexusVoxx: @orionsrise1 no, vintage is the format where basically anything is legal
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
marchionessshallan: @orionsrise1 no
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
orionsrise1: ok thanks chat
MechaKuuga: LUL
Krokaar: lul
lowman02: oh no
MuffinsOnAHill: Does he have a cranium? Can a germ wield a batterskull?
Furrytractor68: OOF
NexusVoxx: @orionsrise1 Old School is a format that does limit you to old cards tho
thalanir: rooKek
lowman02: no land serge
TaegukTheWise: No, Vintage is the format where things are restricted, not banned
Furrytractor68: I come in and I see Serge trying to name a land
RassilonDND: watch the greatest thief in the multiverse pop out :)
Lucaan: Was that Alex? eogOh
NexusVoxx: yes
Eywind: something seems to be occurring elsewhere...
Snes_Controller: There are a couple banned cards in Vintage, but they're weird
azraelchimera: DACKKKKK <3
I_Am_Clockwork: That sounded Like a patented Stacey shout
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
ninja_theory_ashrams: WTF, Mate?
Krokaar: ante cards and new game cards I think
Lavashot449: @eloquen_ tac0Gasm tac0Gasm tac0Cute tac0Blush
BrindleBoar: just sherezhad 'em out
F1SHOR: lol ever get the feeling we are missing something spicy/horrorfying
Spectre97: The only bans are ante, dexterity, and Shaharazad
Altoguy16499: vintage banns ante and Scheherazade
lowman02: @Snes_Controller dexterity and ante cards
Dryhad: Vintage banned lists are the CADS
zenoflamer: Like Shaharazad and Chaos oeb
88borus: And dexterity cards
silvalunae: bloop
Eloquen_: benwerOneTime
Dryhad: Conspiracies, Ante, Dexterity, and Shaharazad
Drummi_: Alex Might have gotten Hightided.
mastershake29x: conspiracies (the type, not the set) are also banned in vintage
Lavashot449: !bloop
Snes_Controller: @lowman02 Also Shaharazad, I think
freshmaker__: i figure youd be used to beej screaming by now
Lavashot449: no bloop count
CleverCrumbish: @TaegukTheWise There are banned cards in Vintage, but they either use rules that aren't in the game any more, or are Shahrazad
LRRbot: Crackling Drake [UURR] | Creature β€” Drake [*/4] | Flying / Crackling Drake's power is equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / When Crackling Drake enters the battlefield, draw a card.
azureHaights: Conspiracy, Dexterity, Anterity and Shaherity
macintose: lrrBEEJ is best beej
LRRbot: Esperzoa [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Jellyfish [4/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: someone probably ordered a lot of shirts
azureHaights: NGL I use lrrBEEJ more than I use Kappa even on other channels
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Eloquen_: you can just chunk here and he's super dead
JellyfishySama: My favorite part so far is everyone trying to spell Shahrazad
seraphim_mist: put a counter on the thing!!
CleverCrumbish: @azureHaights Conspiracies aren't really banned in Vintage in the same way, they just rely on rules that don't exist in the format and therefore as extradeck objects can't be introduced into the game
JellyfishySama: I had to google it
KennyMorgan: he doesnt have to @seraphim_mist
JellyfishySama: A JELLYFISH! Finally my people are represented
LRRbot: Glimmervoid | Land | At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice Glimmervoid. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
azureHaights: @JellyfishySama The world nees more Sama representation
TheInnsanity: oh no! I missed game one, anyone got a TL;DR?
NexusVoxx: prepare to get Subterranean Termors'd
azureHaights: *needs
PigmyWurm: I don't get how moving the plating was the correct line
Karfsma778: @TheInnsanity Ben won handily
drfox17: @JellyfishySama Esprazoa sempai noticed you?
AtrusOfMyst: Jellyfish are just Eldritch Merfolk
Multra0: yes TheInnsanity ben won
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:03.
wicker_knight: @TheInnsanity Burn the Robots
Eloquen_: choosing not to play great furnace gets you closer to BB but reduces your clamp count
Spectre97: Game one was Serge dies to Awoken Horror
TheInnsanity: :yikes:
aitsu100: @TheInnsanity ben flipped thing in the ice
Maddrius: @TheInnsanity bloodmoon, thing in the ice trigger, womp.
TheInnsanity: serge got titi'd?
JellyfishySama: @AtrusOfMyst Don't tell them
azraelchimera: @TheInnsanity Ben cast a Magus of the Moon and a Thing in the Ice which flipped. Serge plays 0 basics.
Spectre97: Yep
Bladinus: @TheInnsanity Awoken Horror ate Serge's face.
Krokaar: gam 3
seraphim_mist: F
Lavashot449: tac0Poggers tac0Poggers
TheInnsanity: ok, thanks all, I've gotten @'d like 10 times and PM'd twice lol
azraelchimera: lol
aitsu100: lol
freshmaker__: powerful magic
Jella: !decklists
LRRbot: Decklists have not been provided for Round One of the Highlander League. (2019-03-01)
TheInnsanity: @aitsu100 eyy
sgowell: rebell1Uno
That_Kernam: is this modern?
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Who are the other players today?
aitsu100: elfWave
colinoclock: I'm happy too!
TheInnsanity: eleganSmooch
NexusVoxx: @CtrlUltDefeatLive other Ben, Cam, Jer, and Alex
patpatpatb: moving the equipment over missed 2 damage
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: What happens if stream team finishes before the offcams?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: thank you @NexusVoxx
Spectre97: Probably just a slightly longer break
CleverCrumbish: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx We take an extended break? Or the improvsm'ns generate content quick
RayFK: They play PUBG
LoadingReadyRun: League players are Serge, Ben, Alex, Cameron, Jeremy, and Wheeler.
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Eloquen_: they can just talk about canlander
djalternative: Judges Tower?
NexusVoxx: dollar in the GP jar pls
NUTSOFODEN: #streamteamisthedreamteam
Eloquen_: gps are still gps
RassilonDND: Surprise, they sacrifice an anime waifu the the beejlord
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun The main event of Magic Fests is still called a GP, you can still call them GPs
Dryhad: The tournament parts of Magic Fests are still called GPs
drfox17: during the break, Ben just talks about Kingdom Hearts
SpookySpaghooti: so are we gonna come back from break in the middle of a different match?
Eloquen_: GPs just take place at magic fests
gildronbloodtide722: Everyone realizes they STILL are called gp’s, right?
F1SHOR: time to move LRR into a bigger office with dedicated magic tournament rooms :P
Eloquen_: a dollar in the PT jar tho
Altoguy16499: what happens if the on stream game is boring and Seinfeld vs Seinfeld or something like that?
wolf2012pack: dat poker face
silvalunae: @drfox17 is that a bad thing?
Silver__Knight_: I thought they were still GP's just being hosted as the main event of MagicFests
pedja11: That is the workshop face
JellyfishySama: Seinfeld mirror on camera to not wait for the other games
Znazl: coxDerp poker face
Snes_Controller: Serge "Gaga" Yager
macintose: dat eyebrow
bradlby: "I guess I'll keep..."
Bladinus: Ole Serge "Poker Face" Yager at work :)
MrGibberish: Serge "Poker Face" Yager
gildronbloodtide722: Seinfeld mirror on camera would be godlike
drfox17: @silvalunae I never said it was bad
lowman02: @Altoguy16499 not to spoil anyone but I know one of the off screen decks is Mono U :P
MrGibberish: @Snes_Controller I like that one better
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
MrGibberish: Oh no
Blasteg: DAWN
TheManaLeek: It begiiins
Krokaar: Serge is WORKing it
Eloquen_: is that card the one I'm thinking of
LRRbot: Shimmer Myr [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Myr [2/2] | Flash / You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.
NexusVoxx: smell pierce
F1SHOR: this will be quick atleast
ConduitofRuin: who called it
mortition: do eye spy a merchant scroll in ben's hand?
blackwlf: Ben: Untap, unsummon.
RoastedGravy: Serge with all the expensive cards.
marchionessshallan: so, the off-screen team
azureHaights: I was expecting Yargle
jojo1378: F
TheR676767: shimmymyr
NexusVoxx: shimmyr
silvalunae: @azureHaights same
lowman02: @mortition yep that's a HL merch scroll
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
TheInnsanity: that's no bird
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Fletcherizer: oops all myrs
Akaiatana: @azureHaights that's duels of the fates from ep 1, not imperial march :P
TheManaLeek: Mana Leak hype
TheInnsanity: !squeak
Baldrash: !squeak
Dix: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Thorfinn00: are decklists available? cause i want to build Workshop weenie
Bladinus: sergeSqueak
Spectre97: Squeak count is one
hoktauri: sergeSqueak
Feminine_Desires: sergeSqueak
RoastedGravy: Mana Leak, more like Mana SQUEAK.
F1SHOR: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
macintose: sqweet!
PigmyWurm: sergeSqueak
iammorthos: sergeSqueak
Arakasi01: Mana Squeak
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [3/2] | Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser converted mana cost.
silvalunae: perfectly adorable noise
Revenant77x: sergeSqueak
NexusVoxx: @Thorfinn00 i'll see if i can find you one, we dont have the one's on stream just yet
Nyx_fire: Serge is so cute
mortition: thanks @lowman02
pedja11: Serge now randomly plays a KCI
Thorfinn00: @NexusVoxx TY!
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [0/2] | Flying
Altoguy16499: Ben needs an anger of the gods or a madcap or something similar right now
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
pedja11: and we are off to the races
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Sick...need to sleep...see you all on the VOD
wlsack: Ornithopter PogChamp
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Jorge4hg: for a second was ornithopter
TheManaLeek: I liked the card reader briefly thinking that was Ornithoter
rrcpf: is this scrap trawler a promo? never seen this art
orionsrise1: does the card placed in the graveyard count?
zenoflamer: Wrong deck for Ornithopter Ben lol
macintose: @CtrlUltDefeatLive goodnight sweet prince(ss)
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
RogueLink: Force of Will... Force of Will.... FFFFFFFForce of will
Skudd: Ooh, gold bordered Force of Will? Me likey.
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: oh yeah my fave instant Ornithopter
marchionessshallan: @orionsrise1 it wasn't dying, it never resolved
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Dirt_Gopher: gold border is best border
RayFK: Hey, did you look at CardKingdom.com
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RayFK did you mean cardkingdom.com/lrr ?
F1SHOR: LOL Jeej
MrGibberish: "reddybluey" Serge with all the technical terms
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Also decklist command has been updated!
Jorge4hg: tell him jeej
mortition: lol jeej\
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklist
TheWarbo: Serge you could have looked in the kingdom of cards
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
RayFK: The_Ocean_who_Subbed I mean I can't show bias, we got a bunch of affiliate links!
drfox17: Thanks ou @The_Ocean_who_Subbed !
orionsrise1: @marchionessshallan I actually ment the mechanic of it, not just that play
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RayFK fair enough :P
DaSunao: Huh, I bought a full playset of all from cfb
marchionessshallan: oooh high tide
darkora: Serge lost life from fetching?
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / βˆ’1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / βˆ’12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Dix: One jacey boi
mugulord: nah he missed the life loss
Multra0: no red elemenetal blast?.
M23R: LUL LUL
Zachasaurs: 4 mana brainstorm
mortition: yeah, Serge is at 19
KennyMorgan: Serge is at 19 from the fetch land
NUTSOFODEN: counters on jake
Zarve: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:37.
LRRbot: Hex Parasite [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | {X}{B/P}: Remove up to X counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mornish: surge should be at 19?
azraelchimera: Serge needs to be at 19.
drfox17: I don't know who this Jace fellow is, but he seems to like the blue color pallet
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
fletcher_the_person: Shouldnt surge be at 19?
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TheInnsanity: SOLAS!
swaggytaco: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:06.
MrGibberish: !card swordoflightandshadow
LRRbot: Sword of Light and Shadow [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Equip {2}
CleverCrumbish: They should, Paul, but also no because textless cryptic command is enough of an abomination already
mortition: fix cheat step
LRRbot: Sword of Light and Shadow [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Equip {2}
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Donutholez: uncheat step
LadyAtarka: lrrJUDGE
silvalunae: ; ; that is a beautiful card
TheManaLeek: Ben new L3 Judge
TheR676767: lrrJUDGE oh wait
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
Ukon_vasara: its 1 life off a fetch is barely big cheats, its medium cheats at best
MrGibberish: wwhat
Jorge4hg: wat
thalanir: vindicate?
F1SHOR: did bens are just vindicate the card?
TheInnsanity: ben's arm is vindicate
Fugi: Ben's hand is a vindicate
Kamotetop: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:17.
seraphim_mist: wut
dacardczar: Confirmed Bens hand is vindicate
gama41: confirmed hex parasite is vindicate
CleverCrumbish: Ben confirmed for having Vindicate for hands
I_Am_Clockwork: Ben's arm is a Vindicate, apparently lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: brb
orionsrise1: how did Ben pay for that spell?
zenoflamer: Ben is Vindicate?
MrGibberish: Bens hand= vindate?
heinzes_dadaesthetic: 1 is not 0
heinzes_dadaesthetic: oof
seraphim_mist: gg
TheInnsanity: 1 is 0
Leafwind104: !card hex parasite
LRRbot: Hex Parasite [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | {X}{B/P}: Remove up to X counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
grgriffin3: He got there!
MuffinsOnAHill: Turns out lotus lands are good.
Znazl: F
M23R: RIP
Blasteg: gg
M23R: f
Fletcherizer: lrrSCOOP
thalanir: roo7
dialMforMara: powerful magic
Lavashot449: !card Force of Will
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Donutholez: ben is made of vindicate. confirmed. xDDDD
Multra0: gg
philipthecontrolplayer: RIP
RedTrinket1: wasn't that missed lethal anyway?
Eon71: F
LadyMerlin: RIP
silvalunae: wrong cam ben x'D
happythepiratecat: Gosh darn it I have to reset my page cause now ever single streamer I go to is just a picture of abraham lincoln because thats what the ad froze on...
TheR676767: just have a cowbell
Bladinus: GG sergeFriend s
RedTrinket1: if he just paid phyrexian for the black
Silver__Knight_: RedTrinket1 how so?
orionsrise1: ah didn't see the card
CleverCrumbish: "You came out too fast" is something I thankfully have never had to hear from my parents
TheManaLeek: Looks like the other two matches are done based on the spreadsheet
thraximore: Did serge lose?
Silver__Knight_: RedTrinket1 Parasite only pumps for each counter removed, regardless of how much you pay
blackwlf: No
marchionessshallan: serge won
azraelchimera: Serge won.
Drummi_: who's on next?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Drummi_ we don't know yet!
RedTrinket1: @Silver__Knight_ Oh mb. Saw the "up to" and assumed
orionsrise1: @clevercrumbish had that happened, you wouldn't be here
thraximore: shame I missed it
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Exciting intrigue.
macintose: TBD
happythepiratecat: Wait did the stream JUST END
TheManaLeek: Looks like Wheeler and Alex both won as well
NexusVoxx: @Thorfinn00 okay so here's one from like two years ago, should be relevant still. http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/workshop-weenie-v5/
Lavashot449: Alex and Ben
happythepiratecat: I just joined ;.;
RayFK: happythepiratecat Only round 1
thraximore: @happythepiratecat no
happythepiratecat: Oh
outsidethemox: Workshop into shimmer myr sealed bens fate
PigmyWurm: where is the link to the spreadsheet?
happythepiratecat: I thought it ended
Dix: Still PLENTY of magic to go happythepiratecat
MrPhlip: That's why it says "back shortly" in the corner :)
Dix: Wait.. POWERFUL Magic TM
DespoAMV: I missed the name of the music track. can someone help me?
zenoflamer: At the very least 2 more rounds
TheManaLeek: @PigmyWurm lrr.cc/canleague
CleverCrumbish: @orionsrise1 That sounded vaguely sinister until I realised you took it as a childbirth joke
mastershake29x: @DespoAMV it will cycle back through
PigmyWurm: @TheManaLeek thank you
DespoAMV: thank you!
breadisbest1: who won?
azraelchimera: @NexusVoxx that list is probably missing a bunch of stuff because of Kaladesh block.
Blasteg: Serge won 2-1
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
NexusVoxx: @azraelchimera its a post kaladesh list
MrGibberish: ??
chavo_: @despoamv the trials of MAN by big giant circles
MrPhlip: despoamv: Big Giant Circles - The Trials of MAN
orionsrise1: @clevercrumbish my apologies, I did forget an emote. it was purely juvenile
MrPhlip: just skimmed through the album to find it...
colinoclock: !quote 31
LRRbot: Quote #31: "There is invisible siege weaponry, that only I can see… because I am being assisted by the soul of a door." β€”Paul [2015-03-09]
azraelchimera: But no Scrap Trawler and such.
Krokaar: Serge's #MoLunarLander here tonight on LRR
RobertF95: Welcome back Surge
RobertF95: Serge*
azraelchimera: Took people a minute to realize that card is nuts. lol
ghost_user_1984: lrrSPOOP
Blasteg: this song reminds me Tower of Heaven
MrGibberish: @MrPhlip wasnt this song made for ManvsGame?
colinoclock: !quote 3119
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
colinoclock: too many
secretbranch: !quote 1470
LRRbot: Quote #1470: "What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!" β€”Cameron [2016-01-06]
dialMforMara: is that from Civ?
Silver__Knight_: Every single time I hear this song I'm thrown back to HomeStuck
freakyboomer: hello everyone
secretbranch: probably
secretbranch: hey
dialMforMara: @Silver__Knight_ I hope that's a fond memory
zenoflamer: What does everyone think of Modern Horizons?
macintose: !quote soup
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
GreenGod223: !quote 1790
colinoclock: supe excited about modern horizons
Silver__Knight_: dialMforMara almost always, the ones that aren't are from cliffhangers and character death
NexusVoxx: lets let lrrbot rest a mo, folks
MyBadDay1: Who else is playing today?
dialMforMara: @zenoflamer I think it misses the point of Modern, and that it won't make the format more accessible like they want it to (as the modern masters didn't), but I'll still draft it if I get the chance
azraelchimera: @zenoflamer as a primarily Legacy player, I'm super excited. Means more chances at super powerful cards.
chickenace11: chat as much as i would like to stay and watch this I need to go to bed so see you all in the vod
NexusVoxx: @MyBadDay1 Ben, Ben, Cameron, Jer, Alex, Serge
colinoclock: it's a chance to draft modern set too. really cool for limited
dialMforMara: @Silver__Knight_ 3XC3LL3NT >;]
MyBadDay1: @nexusvoxx thanks :)
marchionessshallan: yaay
TheR676767: hello
bruchmanndavid: @chickenace11 Good night!
phatpack: GARBAGE TIME
secretbranch: yes, he is alex
azraelchimera: I think Modern needs Flusterstorm and Containment Priest REAL bad.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: yes, #2 is wheeler
Fletcherizer: the returning!
NathanJay_GA: in black?
Bladinus: night @chickenace11 . Sleep well.
freshmaker__: that's a snazzy do, mr wheeler.
Drummi_: WHEELER TEAM!!
Krokaar: Burning Hot Garbage here we cum!
lowman02: Red Deck Medium time :)
Damp_Rice: ben i mustache youa question haha geddit
Silver__Knight_: dialMforMara It sure is!!!!!!!!
Fr0Dough: Look at this Tom Selleck Skrillex! I like it
TheInnsanity: why are there 1s?
gd311: The stache emanates energy.
gamercat88: stats, stats, stats
TheInnsanity: ok
NexusVoxx: @TheInnsanity draw
Znazl: i was about to ask
zacharyisom: Dat shirtttttttttttttt
colinoclock: nice animation paul!
Multra0: so ben here reping the 60's/
Multra0: ?
sing_o_muse: ooh, refuse charcuterie
silvalunae: it people!
Multra0: loving the shirt though
SajuukSjet: heh, when that sample data comes back to bite ya
blackwlf: I've been fine, I don't think I've ever been dandy.
LRRbot: Peat Bog | Land | Peat Bog enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from Peat Bog: Add {B}{B}. If there are no depletion counters on Peat Bog, sacrifice it.
timiam: Someone tell Ben I like his hair cut
musty_smell: Are the rounds timed?
macintose: he's got the nuts and bolts
DigitalSeahorse: lol
NexusVoxx: pete bog
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Honestly it feels a lot like supplementary products and the changing face of standard and limited have turned Modern into a very different animal than it started as (which is more comparable to something like Frontier) and while it would have been inappropriate even a few years ago, something like Horizons is probably perfectly fine for the format now
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
secretbranch: Alex on boros?!?!
lowman02: it's the plate time
underhill33: lrrWOW
TheR676767: yeeesss ben brought garbage
InsaneMuadib: Is this deck running garbage fir?
InsaneMuadib: fire*
LRRbot: Flayer Husk [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
alexwhitechats: i like this new ben look! the haircut and facial hair are both looking great GayPride
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
TheInnsanity: urborg is a modern tomb
SirZapdos: Alex "Mike Trout" Steacy
freshmaker__: modern tomb reprint confirmed Kappa
Renekfun: I prefer t he standard tomb
Damp_Rice: HOLY MOLY
superbloodwolfmoon: Modern Tomb? Urza's Mine.
blackwlf: Brand new, top of the line tomb. You can fit so many bodies in this baby!
NexusVoxx: oh hey its robots again
silvalunae: is this just fantasy?
thraximore: bring out the tokennnns
secretbranch: !findcard garbage fire
colinoclock: recent tomb
ThePov42: Was that a WADE BOGGS REFERENCE
LRRbot: Ebon Stronghold | Land | Ebon Stronghold enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ebon Stronghold: Add {B}{B}.
NUTSOFODEN: just get a mausoleum
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish Not sure I follow. The supplementary products don't generally make it into Standard. (also I'm already bummed that the decks I want to play in Modern aren't fast enough)
phorrestgaze: Nic Cage build a cool tomb
azraelchimera: !card garbage fire
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal Garbage Fire as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Garbage Fire. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
secretbranch: lol prob not
Blasteg: the ramp
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LariatWest: the ramp is STRONG
PigmyWurm: well Ben will eventually have a lot of mana
NexusVoxx: so many. three.
lowman02: if this is the deck I'm thinking Ben T2'd me the other night with salvagers combo...so great
Dryhad: lrrHEART Fallen Empires
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
Oatway_: depressed millenials just want a tomb with a view
PigmyWurm: or not
InsaneMuadib: @secretbranch but it's on theme
gameboy350: 3 lands, 7 mana. could this be tron?
wilhelmdeath: beep beep
gamercat88: ben keeps on falling... in and out...of fallen empires... with you
M23R: HUNK HUNK
azureHaights: ~honk
secretbranch: i mean
silvalunae: xD
zenoflamer: Electric Tomato!
NexusVoxx: henk
secretbranch: you aren't wrong
BURRITOSlolos: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
DigitalSeahorse: tweet tweet
Spec_ter: why are they placing the land in the middle? lands dont use stack :/ is it just so that the opponent is aware of the land they are playing for the turn ?
Radyin: Electronic Tomato.
TheR676767: ben take the damage
Blasteg: it shows up in chat
thekuehm: it's for the card reader
mastershake29x: @Spec_ter that and for the card reader
sing_o_muse: so we can see ir @Spec_ter
zenoflamer: @spec_ter Card reader
NexusVoxx: @Spec_ter so it appears on the card viewer for us
DrWreckage: Do you take damage?
Spec_ter: OH! incredible
IgnisDeus: ben needs to take dmg
Gryphon141: damage
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Combat damage?
DigitalSeahorse: also the more ppl comment on twitter the more gets ignored
Altoguy16499: I think wheeler is crying on the inside
NUTSOFODEN: two colorless lands in a two colored deck, oofa
blvolition: facts deadass
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara I mean Modern isn't "new border standard but forever" anymore, so printing cards directly into it bypassing standard the way is done with the supplementals in vintage and legacy is fine now, when it wasn't 5 years ago
Spec_ter: the card reader is a camera pointing at the middle section ?
Kumakaori: 'ey alto
LRRbot: Ancient Spring | Land | Ancient Spring enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.
gameboy350: just play platinum angel turn 3
AtrusOfMyst: Something about Wheeler's shirt makes me want to call him, "Dad
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: yup
NexusVoxx: @Spec_ter pretty much.
destinytofu: Is Alex wearing a boss coffee tshirt?
RayFK: Looking at Wheeler's deck name just makes me CRAVE a Garbage Plate. I haven't had one in a literal decade.
Krokaar: WOA wut, those lands!/
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ufo6300: NUTSOFODEN its mostly artifacts anyway
TheInnsanity: do any of ben's lands not sacrifice themselves?
Kumakaori: ayy theres the re-sub~
F1SHOR: i wonder if CFB has tried to steal pauls technology for their coverage yet cause lrr still has the best magic coverage around :P
Bladinus: !unsubscribe servo facts
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Silver__Knight_: destinytofu indeed he is
azureHaights: Anime Land?
DigitalSeahorse: it can even run upsidedown facing the table? :O
gameboy350: anime land?
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish oh, you're comparing it to legacy/vintage, not to Standard. I see.
control_rig: AnimΓ© land?
azraelchimera: @F1SHOR Cardboard live is another great add-on that's catching on.
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
loki_lxix: animate land
Jorge4hg: anime land?
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SpookySpaghooti: isnt bomat courier literally just a sphere
ayirbudd: anime. anime wins
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secretbranch: they know
RassilonDND: oh baby hangarback walker
AtrusOfMyst: "I have the power of God and Animate Land on my side!!"
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti its also kinda spidery
Blasteg: @F1SHOR Well, Lrr has the advantage of having around, 8 decklist a stream at most :P
zenoflamer: Swing Swang my Wing Wanf
Eloquen_: alex you have wasteland you maadman
SpookySpaghooti: this is true
phatpack: I like that its alex being taken on camera to Garbage Day
pedja11: Those lands are basically rituals
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Eloquen_: alex has just never seen garbage platter, which is highky fair
loki_lxix: is he running lairs?
NUTSOFODEN: last pick land
MrGibberish: wha
RassilonDND: clearly, that means he cant generate black mana
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
sing_o_muse: lol
IgnisDeus: why does walker have 2 counters? shouldn't it only have 1?
alexwhitechats: rip
TheManaLeek: Look at that good 2/2 Swamp
Spec_ter: the next step of this card creader software is to make a plugin that works like the deck plugins that arena has. That would be great for the viewing experience (on twitch)
Renekfun: Fury charm the swamp
M23R: That'd be sick tho
MrGibberish: Were those pokemon cards?
sing_o_muse: @IgnisDeus Ancient tomb
LRRbot: Dark Petition [3BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Spell mastery β€” If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.
SpookySpaghooti: @IgnisDeus Ancient tomb let him cast it for 4 mana
alexwhitechats: NICE angels in america reference alex
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Yeah, and it's fine for it to make its own format voice because standard has changed so much since Mirrodin that playing it all together is just a mess
Natedogg2: IgnisDeus: They spent 4 mana to cast it, making X=2.
Blasteg: yes, they were pokemon tcg energies
InsaneMuadib: Would you even be able to play a suspended swamp? lrrJUDGE
SpookySpaghooti: And he aint gonna jump no mooooore!
ayirbudd: weeaboo are about to die??
azureHaights: Gory gory haleluia
Dryhad: Surely it's "gory" not "glory"?
TSturtledove: We ain't going to jump no more
DigitalSeahorse: what's that reference?
NexusVoxx: @InsaneMuadib nope
TheR676767: @IgnisDeus alex produced 4 mana to cast the walker, tomb taps for 2, the other two tap for 1
SpookySpaghooti: @Dryhad it is gory!
Silver__Knight_: InsaneMuadib no, suspend says cast and you don't cast lands
TSturtledove: He was just a rookie trooper
DigitalSeahorse: I'm not that far on Umbrella Academy yet
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard. Then shuffle your library.
InsaneMuadib: Thanks folks I was thinking about it and was pretty sure suspend was cast and not play
NathanJay_GA: "hey, kids! Wanna die?!"
MrGibberish: Is that a zapdos?
Fletcherizer: That's a zapdos
Ukon_vasara: tin fins?
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish I do hope they declare a Postmodern format at some point that I can play Eldrazi Ramp or Locust God/Drake Haven in
TheInnsanity: emrakul, goryos, win the game
IgnisDeus: Thx y'all. didn't see him tap the tomb. My bad
Fletcherizer: storm counter zapdos LUL
LRRbot: Griselbrand [4BBBB] | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [7/7] | Flying, lifelink / Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.
LadyMerlin: whats with the zapdos card
SpookySpaghooti: yeah thats literally a zapdos with sharpie on it
Renekfun: Doesn't he have one more black mana?
thekuehm: BomberMAN!!!
SpookySpaghooti: ITS YA BOI
RassilonDND: i feel like sinter klaus gets asked for gifts that only demon children would like
lowman02: @Ukon_vasara it's called garbage plate, it's a many multicard combo deck
thekuehm: nooo epic dissapointment
AtrusOfMyst: "Haha little child, of course you can see your mommy and daddy for Christmas.... In the afterlife!!"
colinoclock: woooow
LRRbot: Exhume [1B] | Sorcery | Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: white is floating
ChaoticEvil_: aww is Ben not playing muscle wizards?
SpookySpaghooti: I dont actually know how he just cast Griselbrand
Krokaar: its fair magic!
NexusVoxx: is fair
Donutholez: wheeler's deck is basically every combo in existense.
M23R: Grislebrand is just Throbbing Gristle
thraximore: 'symmetrical'
Jorge4hg: symmetrical effects
Scotblackbird: I don't even know what's going on anymore
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Pity Frontier was one shop's cash grab BS cause it'd probably have developed that at some point
Jungie26: What did you do to that Exhume, Ben?
zenoflamer: {Insert Nicolas Cage}
InsaneMuadib: @SpookySpaghooti he put it in the graveyard and then reanimated it with exhume
ChaoticEvil_: https://www.change.org/p/ben-get-ben-to-play-muscle-wizards Sign this petition to get ben to play muscle wizards!
TheInnsanity: he's a pretty smart demon
NUTSOFODEN: Grislebrand isnt a rat either, what is this?
SpookySpaghooti: !card Exhume
LRRbot: Exhume [1B] | Sorcery | Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish yeah, and I'd like a format that starts with Origins better than Arena Eternal
Eloquen_: Ben says that hand has brought garbage platw
sgowell: Storm count?
azraelchimera: @thraximore you say that, but I once had an opponent Exhume at a comp REL event when he had no creatures in the yard and I had a Monastery Mentor. lol
SpookySpaghooti: holy moly Exhume is good
ladyswiftspear: ben's deck is incredible and i love it
TheInnsanity: where are ben's lands? Kappa
InsaneMuadib: It's symetrical
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Fletcherizer: oops all lands?
TheR676767: love that ben has no lamds
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land β€” Island Swamp |
SpookySpaghooti: For myself and those uninitiated, whats Muscle Wizards?
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: the absolute state of this board
Eloquen_: exhume is pauper legal
Silver__Knight_: azraelchimera that poor fool
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Origins is such an obvious place to start it's amazing that multiple different format creators have missed the mark with starting at it.
AtrusOfMyst: Cheatyface Muscle Wizards
Akaiatana: Ben's favourite ponder art
secretbranch: card reader is biased toward black bordered cards
NexusVoxx: hey someone mention the ponder art
TheInnsanity: lol, was that a [redacted]?
SpookySpaghooti: Wait why is Ben at 5, holy hell this is some powerful magic
MrBurrito: are the decklists up?
DigitalSeahorse: I would like for Alex to get at least one win before being crushed ...but the reverse is also preferable if Wheeler gets crushed
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish it's where the last Duels game started, and where Puzzle Quest starts. Everyone gets it except paper.
SpookySpaghooti: oh did he grise;brand?
Donutholez: bolt shock ftw. cmon!
secretbranch: !decklists
gama41: yes
Spectre97: The deck is a pile of greed drenched in Honey Mustard
loki_lxix: greatness at ANY cost
azraelchimera: @Silver__Knight_ he forgot that I StP'd his Griselbrand. I DEFINITELY won that game.lol
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
DigitalSeahorse: LO
MrBurrito: Ben is at 5 because he drew a butt load of cards of grisledaddy
DigitalSeahorse: :O
sgowell: lrrGREED
head_cannon: @SpookySpaghooti Yep, he did.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I signed
M23R: 4had
Spec_ter: also a great addition to the card reader is to have it like the poker tables with a transparent section where you put the cards on (face down) and reads it from under the table camera
Dix: I love the Urza's Saga Duress
InsaneMuadib: Classic duress
jojo1378: is gut shot playable in Canlander?
RassilonDND: judge! my opponent is playing with white bordered cards!
TheR676767: griselbrand beatdown incoming
LRRbot: Trench Gorger [6UU] | Creature β€” Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When Trench Gorger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of land cards, exile them, then shuffle your library. If you do, Trench Gorger has base power and base toughness each equal to the number of cards exiled this way.
Dix: Oh hey George
silvalunae: @Spec_ter that would be really cool oOo
freshmaker__: I do like the Urza's duress, but i think Elf about to get stabbed is my favourite
NUTSOFODEN: ah, the good old, sac all my lands, storm count is 5, pass the turn
Blasteg: @Spec_ter pokemon tcg broadcast with that on prize cards. It was great
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Something I thought could be cool would be like, Origins flavour restricted: You can only play cards printed in sets set on the ten planes featured in Origins. But then a certain Miss Vess just vomits the whole of Alpha/Beta/Unlimited into it and ruins the fun
RomanGoro: Spec_ter it's much easier for their studio setup to just have an overhead camera
I_Am_Clockwork: Is Trench George a friend of Ceiling Chad?
NexusVoxx: ancient sprang
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
kingshadow2442: lrrJUDGE
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe of Box Jones?
DigitalSeahorse: any MTG card is legal playable in Canlander, it may cost points tho
LRRbot: Ghirapur Aether Grid [2R] | Enchantment | Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Ghirapur Aether Grid deals 1 damage to any target.
Baldrash: I did not expect a Spring Breakers reference tonight.
ayirbudd: @i_am_clockwork dont forget about box jones
RassilonDND: alex has him next turn
Spec_ter: for LRR perhaps, but i would expect a system like this to be something used on mythic championships :)
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Since, the meme stream, how has Drake Haven affected the meta?
LRRbot: Griselbrand [4BBBB] | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [7/7] | Flying, lifelink / Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.
SirTractor: <message deleted>so has anyone pointed out that Ben looks like a middle aged Police Chief with his stache or a suburban dad?
Eon71: I unfortunately met Trench George. I did not come away from that meeting unscathed
colinoclock: ooof
MrGibberish: wait
Leafwind104: pay a life for Forge?
PigmyWurm: alex take damage off lands?
TheInnsanity: griselbrand v the world?
mysteryme25: Lose a life
SpookySpaghooti: Ben looks like he just came from a little league game
Booster6: ale takes 1 off the forge
Damp_Rice: alex at 11 from forge
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish welp. My hopes and dreams are currently riding on Brawl as the best creative challenge in the whole game (and I'd love to see Past Brawl happen, but don't have the collection for it)
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Take 1 from land?
MrGibberish: did alex tap a red for the hand swap?
silvalunae: ben is the police uncle
RomanGoro: Spec_ter even LRR when they did competitive REL the y didn't use the reader, asking a player in that environment to remember to play their cards in a reader is unfair
RassilonDND: why does he take 1 from forge, he had red mana
ChristianSaunders99: Why does all this look so familiar
alexwhitechats: shut up it looks cute
azraelchimera: Alex needs to be at 11 from Forge.
Lucaan: I think the mustache looks nice, personally
DigitalSeahorse: lip also looks cute
azureHaights: Horses: held
LoadingReadyRun: Spec_ter I feel like a "hole" camera to see players hands would be neat as well
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Kry121: 15 months total, wow.
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LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
DigitalSeahorse: all of your lips look cute :3
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara They've gotta sort out Brawl for Arena. Brawl's life depends on it.
Nyx_fire: ok time to be responsible and go to bed, catching the rest on the vod
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint β€” When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
SpookySpaghooti: oh didnt know Ben was married!
MrBurrito: responsibility is for suckers, im watching while at work
MrBurrito: hahahaha
NexusVoxx: no imprint?
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish I can't believe they haven't done it already. (I can't play Arena because it makes me anxious, but I'm guarding Brawl like a cat who just had kittens. I've put a play group together specifically for Brawl.)
RassilonDND: is it one of those, my husband is gone I don't have to shave?
NexusVoxx: Narrator: Everything.
RassilonDND: like kathleen's legs and winter (from a skit)
DigitalSeahorse: oweeee
SpookySpaghooti: that sounds like it fuckin hurt
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
TheInnsanity: SSG into galvanic blast?
LRRbot: Wild Cantor [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | Sacrifice Wild Cantor: Add one mana of any color.
CleverCrumbish: @dialMforMara Apparently that was the plan, as in Brawl was created as a way of bringing "Commander" to Arena (and people will play, believe me) but they're having real issues with getting the command zone to work properly beyond emblems/ascension
LRRbot: Rite of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Add {R}{R}, then add {R} for each card named Rite of Flame in each graveyard.
Zentiseon: It's so weird to me hearing Childish Gambino being called Donald Glover even though I know that's his name
NexusVoxx: donglover
secretbranch: you've been a meme factory for y e a r s, alex
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaHeal feliciaHeal feliciaHeal feliciaHeal feliciaSave face, lip care...lip service....you know what I mean
SpookySpaghooti: what did he just cast?
Scotblackbird: Alex there is no such thing as too much of a meme factory.
Donutholez: what does all these things lead to?!
M23R: Alex has always been a memelord
EOstby: A meme factory? On the Internet? Never seen one. FrankerZ
dialMforMara: @CleverCrumbish interesting, and good to know that's what the problem is. (& makes sense, given how well the commanderless Arena Singleton has gone over.) I hope they figure it out soon.
NexusVoxx: @SpookySpaghooti rite of flame, pay R get RR.
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
Rockario: Alex has literally always been a meme factory, he literally creates memes
silvalunae: so who's going to make a mock of meme factory from one of the factory lands
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cynicalcyborg1: Love that garbage platter
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Issurru: good old Alexisms LUL
colinoclock: can someone make that a quote? 'we're all meme factories here.'
TheR676767: !card desperate rit
LRRbot: Desperate Ritual [1R] | Instant β€” Arcane | Add {R}{R}{R}. / Splice onto Arcane {1}{R}
sing_o_muse: oof
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MuffinsOnAHill: Wow
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Alexisms
Baldrash: That's still one of my favorite LRRCasts.
Issurru: I loved that episode
TheInnsanity: sixdrills*
Dryhad: Six drills
SquareDotCube: Also it was a thing on Desert Bus
Donutholez: weow
Silver__Knight_: Six. Drills.
TheR676767: @SpookySpaghooti he cast desperate ritual after rite of flame
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: and then there was a follow up on alexisms for DB
CleverCrumbish: @Zentiseon His name being D. Glover makes him sound like a machine for causing a horrifying motorcycling injury that one shouldn't google
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
muddboy87: I like Ben's mustache and hair cut
F1SHOR: benginBurn slytqItsfine benginBurn
silvalunae paps ben
RuiFaleiro: Translation please.
deyja429: Ben looks like he is from the 70s.
NUTSOFODEN: Serra the Benevolent make it into Medium White?
FaytlError: How the hell did you manage a Lyra on turn 2
Donutholez: did ben wheeler do the gunslinger thing to complete the six tendrills pun w/ a shooting a six shooter?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: guys chill on the appearance comments
loki_lxix: man i want to play a storm deck like this but i am not sure i am up to it yet
dialMforMara: did anyone else think the name of Cabal Therapist was really funny?
zacharyisom: Love the shirt, wheels
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhehe
thraximore: I love alex
DigitalSeahorse: I love these two, best matchups
alexwhitechats: @dialMforMara definitely, it's so self-explanatory and i love it. i feel like it must have been a R&D nickname that stuck
Akaiatana: Ben would you call it the blue\rgeois
lowman02: Wheels get that big T2 Blot salvager hit :P
NexusVoxx: just you wait til i draw my sixth land
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrHEART
dialMforMara: @alexwhitechats lol yeah it must be
Lavashot449: @faytlerror Mox, Plains, Mana Crypt, tap into Grim Monolith, Cast Lyra
Natedogg2: Where there's a Yawgmoth's Will, there's a way.
I_Am_Clockwork: I am still chuckling about Ben's 80 Stabalizes from a week or two ago
Fletcherizer: lrrFINE
TSturtledove: It makes sense
Znazl: wat?
Bladinus: lrrFINE slytqItsfine lrrFINE
TSturtledove: Checks out
Donutholez: when there's a yawgmoth's will, there's a yawgmoth's way
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx rescinds 'ToS?'
silvalunae: why didn't we get to see that!?
TSturtledove: Wait... so he's a mummy?
azureHaights: Animate Ben
DigitalSeahorse: katesLol
LRRbot: Blinkmoth Nexus | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Blinkmoth Nexus becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land. / {1}, {T}: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
I_Am_Clockwork: That's Wheeler's Music seabatTROG
SpookySpaghooti: They didnt have the budget to show him
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Wild Cantor [{R/G}] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | Sacrifice Wild Cantor: Add one mana of any color.
Ukon_vasara: lonely wasps, im dying
LRRbot: Rugged Prairie | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.
SpookySpaghooti: Soo Ben's deck is just storm?
SpookySpaghooti: WE EAT!!!!!!
Seabats: wheeler is so gas on camera holy shit
NexusVoxx: protein hulk as it were
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
secretbranch: what up, adam!
azraelchimera: @SpookySpaghooti Ben's deck is all the combos.
coelopteryx: "anime?" "huh?" "hmm?"
Donutholez: Ben's deck is everything combo mashed together
gamercat88: @Seabats hey adam
ayirbudd: an Adam appears!
Lavashot449: ADAM
Scotblackbird: Ohi Adam!
lowman02: @SpookySpaghooti ben's deck is garbage plate it's basically a multi card monti deck
SpookySpaghooti: Boshy!!
silvalunae: Hello adam!
Lucaan: It's not just Storm, it's Storm+
silvalunae: oh excuse, Mr. Boshy
jojo1378: ben needs to take damage
SuperGiraffe: I hope Ben has that weird nightmare dragon combo in there.
LRRbot: Pentad Prism [2] | Artifact | Sunburst / Remove a charge counter from Pentad Prism: Add one mana of any color.
jojo1378: 2 from shock and 2 from attack
volraths_bane: The deck is Tuvix
lowman02: @SuperGiraffe can confirm runs worldgorger
TheR676767: bonk
gd311: If you look at Wheeler's twitter then you can find the decklist for those interested.
gd311: Just so ya know
DigitalSeahorse: that looks like a mineral that doesn't exist
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
wlsack: !decklist
SuperGiraffe: @lowman02 Hot damn
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: gd311 we also got the decklists for the command :)
niccus: i remember this printing of porygon
Bladinus: really? wow
lowman02: basically all the combos
ThorSokar: There's a resturant here that actually has a dish called the Grabage Plate, that is leftover meat shavings from other things, it is very tasty
MuffinsOnAHill: Archlight Phoenix in Modern.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
lowman02: it's great when it runs...
Spectre97: Garbage Platter is Storm with a side of beans and mac salad
LRRbot: Yawgmoth's Bargain [4BB] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
malexus101: those damn phoenixes making modern strom more expensive
dialMforMara: !card keranos
LRRbot: Did you mean: Bolt of Keranos; Stormcaller of Keranos; Keranos, God of Storms; Intervention of Keranos
TheR676767: geeeeeeeeeze
Renekfun: PogChamp
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
dialMforMara: !card keranos, g
LRRbot: Keranos, God of Storms [3UR] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β€” God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and red is less than seven, Keranos isn't a creature. / Reveal the first card you draw on each of your turns. Whenever you reveal a land card this way, draw a card. Whenever you reveal a nonland card this way, Keranos deals 3 damage to any target.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: wheeler @ 13?
volraths_bane: It's the Pokemon that caused kids to have seizures
ayirbudd: actually they are more like belt monsters?
Donutholez: hoooolllyyy PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
freshmaker__: wait that's 25 now? glad I won a copy of manamorphose now
head_cannon: Even though I should know better by now, I'm still consistently flabbergasted when the demand for cards goes up and up and up, and the prices adjust to match.
Silver__Knight_: volraths_bane even though it was pikachu's attack on the missiles
fullmetalhoyt: There’s a card I haven’t seen in a while.
sing_o_muse: powerful magic
seraphim_mist: gg
Fletcherizer: oof
lowman02: he got there I think if he can convert the transmuter into lotus it's gg
RogueLink: aaaaand shock?
heinzes_dadaesthetic: is this gassing out?
MrBurrito: whoa Yawgmoths Bargain. There's a card I haven't seen in a while
Spectre97: Need to find the hots to complete the plate
F1SHOR: and the mind games continue :)
SpookySpaghooti: !card Necropotence
LRRbot: Necropotence [BBB] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. / Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of your next end step.
loki_lxix: bolt in response
TheR676767: what a bargain
sgowell: 1 is not 0
lowman02: rather transmuter into DT into lotus
secretbranch: yawgmoth, i've come to bargain
niccus: yawgmoth's dollar loan center
JA_Pinkerton: that shirt
Fletcherizer: yawgmoth is getting a great deal here
Leafwind104: or mad machine gods
Akaiatana: Yawgmoth used to be human
SirTractor: You bargle with Yargle
Fletcherizer: lrrFINE
NexusVoxx: i thought he was thran?
F1SHOR: a slot machine where you just jab a needle in your arm and pay in blood
Kaorti: worse than a demon, a human.
ulexarX: Yawgmoth's Cronenberg Casino
DigitalSeahorse: slytqItsfine lrrFINE
volraths_bane: um, technically Yogmoth was never a demon
NUTSOFODEN: 1=/=0
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
TheInnsanity: "twiddle"
MrGibberish: !card cityofbrass
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Kaorti: the Thran were a culture unless they retconned that.
volraths_bane: pushes glasses up on nose
Donutholez: well then.
secretbranch: lmao
MurficWPN: lol
RogueLink: LOL
heinzes_dadaesthetic: lolol
thraximore: lmao
seraphim_mist: lol
dialMforMara: tap, filter, tap, concede
sleitermann: Alex, I love your hair
Silver__Knight_: trigger on the stack I activate Bargain
TheWarbo: lol
azraelchimera: lol
Fletcherizer: ok then
gamercat88: bargin is not as good as bargle
DigitalSeahorse: eheheeeee
azureHaights: Dormammu, I've come to Yawrgain -- NOT LIKE THAT
coelopteryx: the new number: sheight
NexusVoxx: bargain doesnt hit for 7
Awexdio: In response to City of Brass trigger... I question my choices
Nickamouse: MAN...look at these nerds...
sleitermann: What you didn't do was tap tap concede....
TheR676767: the hoooks
SamanthaVess: Ironic that a creature who draws so many cards wouldn't have a hand rooThink
Silver__Knight_: coelopteryx that's not a new number, it's a scotsmans favorite swear
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land β€” Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
CleverCrumbish: He just has to be very careful
TheR676767: Griselbrand has the best backscratchers tho
sleitermann: Alex is losing, time to panic
LRRbot: Plateau | Land β€” Mountain Plains |
azureHaights: I believe that's called "rotating out of standard"
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
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Zieterminator: Loving all this canlander! Glhf and may all your top decks be sick players!
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dialMforMara: I have a stream question: has W&P been canceled?
LRRbot: Black Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
NexusVoxx: powerful
NexusVoxx: maybe
Spectre97: Assemble the meal!
Eloquen_: alex with the good plateau
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
F1SHOR: lrrSPOOP
heinzes_dadaesthetic: omg
SpookySpaghooti: wait what just happened
Thorfinn00: LOL
Jorge4hg: ben are you ok?
mariammistressofmanifolds: @dialMforMara its on break while graham finishes editing road quest
Altoguy16499: what did I just miss? O.o
sing_o_muse: powerful magic...?
DigitalSeahorse: dialMforMara, not permanently at least
sirene_89: uh
mac___tonight: oof my bank account winced
LadyMerlin: this is beautiful
GoblinRanger: that was interesting
TheR676767: someone played their lotus at the wrong time
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
RomanGoro: dialMforMara not really, but Graham is focusing on other projects, specially Road Quest
I_Am_Clockwork: Wheeler. exe has encountered an error :p
sleitermann: ready for a storm flop
silvalunae: o.o I'm scraed now
SirTractor: calebdS calebdS
dialMforMara: @mariammistressofmanifolds @RomanGoro @DigitalSeahorse thank you, good to know. I was worried something was up with Alex.
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
SirZapdos: Why are the mana symbols for Alex's deck out of order? NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold β€” Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
smartguyc1089: Alex with the worried look at the camera after the white add
F1SHOR: was he just nooing cause it wasnt a T1 win?
sleitermann: Alex, your new comic is amazing and you should be very proud of it!!!!!
LRRbot: Auriok Salvagers [3W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/4] | {1}{W}: Return target artifact card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
lowman02: infinite mana time
Silver__Knight_: SirZapdos They aren't? WUBRG
LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Gains [2BB] | Sorcery | Exile Ill-Gotten Gains. Each player discards their hand, then returns up to three cards from their graveyard to their hand.
SpookySpaghooti: these are my favoret moments in magic honestly
SpookySpaghooti: just figuring out infinites
SpookySpaghooti: *favoritew
LRRbot: Doomsday [BBB] | Sorcery | Search your library and graveyard for five cards and exile the rest. Put the chosen cards on top of your library in any order. You lose half your life, rounded up.
SamanthaVess: Oh hey, I forgot Xantcha was on that.
LRRbot: Dream Halls [3UU] | Enchantment | Rather than pay the mana cost for a spell, its controller may discard a card that shares a color with that spell.
lowman02: welp that's game folks
corpocracy: Doomsday..... wow
ladyswiftspear: ben what the fuck
lowman02: time to get tdrils :)
phatpack: yep
Spectre97: Assemble the garbage plate. Eat the beans
MuffinsOnAHill: My favorite combo card.
eye_h_bar: Oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: dialMforMara, I think the W&P is more often put off for Graham being busy but there's usually at least one on schedule for coming weeks on website when I check it, yesterday Alex was on Let's Nope
M23R: OH MY GOD IT's A DOOMSDAY PILE
SketchyDetails: Oh nooo. THIS is the agarbage plate
Drummi_: This is what i stayed up for!
mac___tonight: oh boy here we go
heinzes_dadaesthetic: this is disgusting (in a good way)
NexusVoxx: doomsday pile of just tendrils
zunniest: I'd never seen highlander before until I watched the memes tourney. now I'm kinda hooked. glad I'm catching this now
nnaimad: Couldn't alex bolted the salvagers during the combo?
dialMforMara: @DigitalSeahorse ok. Thanks.
DigitalSeahorse: dialMforMara, and by yesterday I mean Wed.
thekuehm: i thought so
DigitalSeahorse: lol
nnaimad: Oh my bad
nnaimad: Thought it was 2
JA_Pinkerton: 2/4
sleitermann: You could have bolted salvagers and hoped he didn't notice?
nnaimad: For some reason
F1SHOR: the magic x:4
silvalunae: if only you could have pinged it for one first =u=
Diabore: why does it have 4 toughness?
EOstby: Yet another argument to (not) run Gut Shot. Kappa
thekuehm: ah that explains it
Lavashot449: Chat, watch this
DigitalSeahorse: you are currently tied
Lavashot449: !card Mind's Desire
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
ArmadilloAL: Lavinia! Armadillo Cloak! Tendrils of Agony!
heinzes_dadaesthetic: remember to go to 8 wheeler
Sethro420: Fried chicken quesadilla
Eloquen_: ben wins t2 on the play
EOstby: Also, Ben is at 8 once his pile is assembled.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: I mean if he wasn't trying to style on alex he just gets tendrills
Diabore: i feel like thats a card that doesnt need 4 toughness
Eloquen_: whacc
Lavashot449: Elo shhhh rooBonk
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
sleitermann: JUDGE
LRRbot: Diabolic Revelation [X3BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to X cards and put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahha
a_bullett: lollll
sleitermann: Sir
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol
nnaimad: Best colors ever
Humstuck: yeah ... infinite mana and storm mean any storm card wins no need to fiddle with the sequance for doom
secretbranch: !!!!!!!!!!
silvalunae: hotdog color, bleh
LRRbot: Sneak Attack [3R] | Enchantment | {R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.
NexusVoxx: excuse me
Altoguy16499: wtf?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
SpookySpaghooti: this turn is infinite
DigitalSeahorse: I need that card
secretbranch: p o w e r f u l m a g i c
SketchyDetails: FYI, hot dog is hybrid beef chicken pork mana.
SpookySpaghooti: POWERFUL MAGIC
DrWreckage: RUDE
DigitalSeahorse: :O
FlannelShirtEnthusist: buh?
sirene_89: uh
niccus: alex... we're here for you...
heinzes_dadaesthetic: jeezus
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
a_bullett: styling
sleitermann: Hold priority
Humstuck: is he BMing to take that much tiem?
Dix: hahahaha
RogueLink: LOL
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Jacobontherun1: that's just bm
LadyMerlin: bru
F1SHOR: this is just BM now right :P i love it
SpookySpaghooti: BM
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Scotblackbird: Oh this DORK
Diabore: you monster
GoblinRanger: lol
Spectre97: OOOH
Scotblackbird: I love him XD
sirene_89: lolololololol
heinzes_dadaesthetic: lmaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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methinjune: That Doomsday pile made my goddamn week.
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Seabats: sdlkjgklasdjfgiaskjlgdaslkgdj
Mister_Hawk: This is amazing!
Lucaan: eogHee
a_bullett: LOL
Damp_Rice: bizzaro flame levels of disrespect
Silver__Knight_: Ben you are misrepresenting your life, you forgot to pay half your life
Kumakaori: lol
MuffinsOnAHill: LOL
Spectre97: Cook the garbage plate and eat it too
Altoguy16499: THAT'S SYLING
sing_o_muse: POWERFUL MAGIC
DrWreckage: RUDE RUDE RUDE
secretbranch: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
silvalunae: STYLING MOFO
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
sleitermann: You absolute absolute genius!
jdtreker: THAT WAS AMAZING
F1SHOR: that was perfection lol
head_cannon: Why win with just one combo when you can win with Every combo! Simultaneously! :D
sgowell: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Lavashot449: tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic tac0Toxic
EncanisMal3k: holy moly
ladyswiftspear: im Losing my Shit
SpookySpaghooti: wow g fucking g
Humstuck: :/
silvalunae: that was great
PaperDoopliss: I can't tell if I have to root against Ben for the rest of the league or root for him
Seabats: Wheeler 2020, I'm voting are you
A_Dub888: !card murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
Skudd: I thought we already did the meme deck Highlander stream
MuffinsOnAHill: I love Alex and Ben on camera together.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
wicker_knight: that happened to all of us. Well, mostly Alex, but all of us Kappa
silvalunae: that felt like a perfect pun
ferro_man: what was the doomsday pile?
DorkmasterFlek: Welp, I just walked into the best thing I'm gonna see all week :D
dialMforMara: !card pyrokin
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
head_cannon: @Seabats Yeah, wheeler's way funnier than these loadingreadyrun hacks. lrrBEEJ lrrHEART
ArmadilloAL: That's a level of Swag I haven't seen since somebody killed a guy by casting Sol Ring.
NexusVoxx: !card sorc sight
LRRbot: Sorcerous Sight [U] | Sorcery | Look at target opponent's hand. / Draw a card.
Eywind: ferro_man diabolic relevation, brainstorm, lab maniac, sneak attack, tendrils
Fletcherizer: powerful magic
TheR676767: !card true beli
LRRbot: True Believer [WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/2] | You have shroud.
ferro_man: @Eywind thanks!
NexusVoxx: shrord
Eloquen_: Ben, you were so right about garbage plate having fast goldfish
Rotundatio: did ben win 2 games already?
Eloquen_: t2 on the play is pretty unbeatable
Lavashot449: @eloquen_ Only Ben could swag on Alex like this. Powerful Magic story for sure
Spectre97: As somebody from the hometown of the Garbage Plate this deck name makes me happy
DigitalSeahorse: oh don't tell me twitch is doing that clip will never load so I can edit....
DigitalSeahorse: fffff
northernmercury: missed g3 between wheeler and alex what happened
thraximore: wheeler wheeled
Eloquen_: @northernmercury t2 on the play
sgowell: Oh northern ...
Sjlangenegger: The intermission music sounds to me like it's doing some very odd things
northernmercury: NOOO I MISSED IT
Sjlangenegger: is anybody else hearing that?
Eloquen_: blotus into bomberman into doomsday
AtrusOfMyst: Lab maniac sneak attacked
thraximore: Magic as Garfield intended
AtrusOfMyst: Lasavna
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:30:10.
northernmercury: oh that was beautiful
JellyfishySama: I believe this is proof that Liam has possessed Ben.W
jqiu21: !decks
northernmercury: @JellyfishySama only when wheeler plays cleric tribal will we know for sure
thraximore: !card misery charm
LRRbot: Misery Charm [B] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target Cleric. / β€’ Return target Cleric card from your graveyard to your hand. / β€’ Target player loses 2 life.
northernmercury: sorry cleric tribal splashing dragon storm
dream__dreamer: has it just finished or about to begin?
DorkmasterFlek: Ben Wheeler is the gods gift to mortals πŸ‘Œ
northernmercury: @dream__dreamer round 3
dream__dreamer: @northernmercury ah cool thankyou :)
TaegukTheWise: So does Alex do anything on the LRR stream anymore?
TaegukTheWise: haven't been around much
Sethro420: Encore
northernmercury: @DorkmasterFlek god pharoh's gift you mean
electroswagnetism: Alex is on this very stream my dude
lowman02: getting some High Tide next :)
Lavashot449: Lowman!!
lowman02: heya Lavashot
azureHaights: @TaegukTheWise I think he occasionally Watches plus Plays, he's on LRL, but he has been taking time off LRR streaming lately
TaegukTheWise: @electroswagnetism not what i meant, but thanks
DorkmasterFlek: @northernmercury I see what you did there... πŸ‘‰
Sethro420: Encore
TaegukTheWise: thanks @azureHaights
northernmercury: @TaegukTheWise alex has asked to be wrtiiten off to pruse other projects
Feminine_Desires: @TaegukTheWise Alex has his own job as an artist he wants to pursue.
AtrusOfMyst: Atrus' girlfriend here- love you, Foo.
TaegukTheWise: oh, is that it? well i hope that goes well for him!
northernmercury: @DorkmasterFlek aye
Sethro420: Encore
DigitalSeahorse: :O
F1SHOR: BONUS CONTENT!!
RuiFaleiro: Cam :(
ArcOfTheConclave: #extra #content
azureHaights: Are we having a scrap?
silvalunae: wooo
colinoclock: nice
ArmadilloAL: Ooh, I like scraps!
northernmercury: cam should have brought big white
F1SHOR: so your telling me we get more for less?
Ukon_vasara: battle bots diemPawgers
silvalunae: robot battle clap clap clap clap clap
PhoenixMelior: the value!
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ChandraGrillmaster: Storm count is at...OHNO
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Spectre97: Hell yeah more Alex
azureHaights: On the next episode of LoadingBall Z
northernmercury: decepticons vs auto bots
Krokaar: mst 3k!
gkingrat: Cambot
wlsack: Tom Serveoooo
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
northernmercury: serge is the decipticons
NUTSOFODEN: Rock-m-sockem roborts
RassilonDND: robot rock, robot jock, robot socks, and robot lox
freshmaker__: i love robot wars
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
coelopteryx: i appreciate the mst3k reference
volraths_bane: Storm Croooooooooooow
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft β€” {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
sgowell: Who’s robo-cuisine will reign supreme
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
NUTSOFODEN: when vaul scurge reads, take 5
thraximore: bolt the skirge
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Ukon_vasara: ma homie djinn?
northernmercury: bolt the bot
LRRbot: Plateau | Land β€” Mountain Plains |
RassilonDND: also spicy would be shooting the creature in response to the equip
NexusVoxx: bot the bird
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Dryhad: Ooh, OG Plateau
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
northernmercury: the yeet?
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
Braxtonc95: is that plateau beta or foreign?
M23R: BEETLESKULL
NUTSOFODEN: stoneforge the stone-cold nut
azureHaights: Stone Forge Steve Austin
LRRbot: Etherium Sculptor [1U] | Artifact Creature β€” Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
DigitalSeahorse: is there any sort of pain killer that works on the oversleep headache?
nush4e: stoneforge mystic is an artifact?!
AshBurnem: Nothin' on top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds.
lordinkdeath27: move to cheat steap
Krokaar: alex brings all the futa
wicker_knight: On this, the day of my daughter's wedding?
TheInnsanity: !goo
NexusVoxx: so you're telling me there's a chance
northernmercury: biiig baaad baterskul to the tune of big bad beetleborgs
nush4e: oh wait, factory, not workshop -_-
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
lordinkdeath27: mox couldnt make mana last turn right?
lowman02: that plateau is gorgeous, is that a CE reprint anyone know?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: can't see the edges
thraximore: summoning sick?
warpspeed365: @digitalseahorse coke cola is the best for that
TheInnsanity: inb4 smelt
Dryhad: "This turn"
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land β€” Island Mountain |
zacharyisom: Summoning sick
lordinkdeath27: oh nevermind derp
DorkmasterFlek: "Not this turn" Jebaited
TheInnsanity: you didn't cheat
silvalunae: @DigitalSeahorse I use naproxen for everything, but when in doubt a hot shower in the dark may help ;u;
Bladinus: no, played last turn I thought
TheTunnelingCat: no it doesnt
TheInnsanity: no, you did it right alex
northernmercury: time walk
2rrr_mirror_breaker: thats not correct
mariammistressofmanifolds: you passed tuen after. youre good
nnaimad: Didn't you both miuss your third land
corpocracy: No, you're fine
TheR676767: you did it right
Sjlangenegger: you passed a turn in between
Bladinus: Alex passed T3 with no action
TheInnsanity: judge, it's not a cheat
Drummi_: itse fine!
wlsack: No, it wasn't summoning sick. It was fine.
RogueLink: LOL
thekuehm: it does not, you guys are fine
Spacecarl: no it was the turn before chat was wrong
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrJUDGE
PhoenixMelior: It did not have summoning sickness
silvalunae: lrrJUDGE
tremblayinc: no cheat!
Zarania: it couldn't be sick because you had untapped
EOstby: Alex, your turn 3 was pass, it should be fine.
PhoenixMelior: you passed the turn after
TheInnsanity: chat you're awful
DigitalSeahorse: warpspeed365, I'll probably try that at some point, silvalunae, naproxen seems to do mostly nothing for me strangely
TheInnsanity: wait
Stoffern: Chat is a judge now?
PhoenixMelior: it went by so fast
Bladinus: Never listen to chat
Dryhad: Always listen to chat, never listen to chat
gsyhiap: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Chat is never a judge
NexusVoxx: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
TheManaLeek: Chat is L7 Judge
phorrestgaze: never listen to chat--always listen to chat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: unless it's lrrmtg_judge
PaperDoopliss: A small faction to chat is always correct
thraximore: sorry D:
zacharyisom: We lied!
Silver__Knight_: Stoffern chat is a level 50 judge 1/3rd of the time
TheWarbo: !quote 3659
LRRbot: Quote #3659: "Chat was right: chat was wrong." β€”Ian [2016-11-25]
PhoenixMelior: we will accept this warning
ArmadilloAL: That's Numberwang!
RogueLink: the monster
F1SHOR: chat this is why we cant have nice things :P
secretbranch: what happens if all of chat is dq'ed?
PigmyWurm: Always listen to chat, never listen to chat
MrPhlip: Chat gets a CPV
TheInnsanity: no, he was tilting your cards
NexusVoxx: thats an official ruling,y ou cant reverse that
A_Dub888: !findquote rude
LRRbot: Quote #5184: "It would be rude of me to have him leave before you have a chance to do things to him." β€”Dale [2018-07-16]
northernmercury: wheelers gone rogue]
mynthio: !adam
silvalunae PAPS EVERYONE
RassilonDND: its been 35 years, and chat still has summoning sickness
TheOtherTrevor: always / never listen to chat
nush4e: 20/80 rule, 80% of chat is right 20% of the time... or something
Ukon_vasara: i believe he was actually tilting the cards
azureHaights: It was the best of chat, it was the BLURST of chat?!
blackwlf: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #5695: "That depends on your definition of crime." β€”Serge [2019-01-08]
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
CleverCrumbish: Chat is a level rand(-50,50) judge
DigitalSeahorse: let your opponents read the cards :P
Drummi_: Wheeler. Birger Troll than chat.
head_cannon: Just ban all of chat to stop this from ever happening again. lrrBEEJ
TheTunnelingCat: I'll stop lying when you stop sinning
mortition: Serge needs that on a hat
a_bullett: Does Serge live there?
mortition: listen to chat
Krokaar: Serge its a Co-op l2share
wicker_knight: On the Day of my cat's Quinceanera
FaytlError: !findquote house
LRRbot: Ghirapur Aether Grid [2R] | Enchantment | Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Ghirapur Aether Grid deals 1 damage to any target.
azureHaights: But will you be froot frooted?
coelopteryx: @DigitalSeahorse i suspect a lot of the time, oversleep headache comes from dehydration cuz you're not gettin water while you're asleep, so more sleep = more no water. hydrating might help? (i hope you find something that does help at any rate, headaches suck)
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: ik assuming this is the not winners braket
silvalunae: never listen to chat except when chat says not to listen to it
DoctorCactus: serge's hood lace is giving me anxiety
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
alexwhitechats: pluckin a duck
Papperslappen: It’s chat’s house!
mynthio: !adam
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: It's not even a residential area?
LRRbot: Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast [1BR] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Daretti [3] | +1: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender. / βˆ’1: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifact or creature. / βˆ’6: Choose target artifact card in a graveyard or artifact on the battlefield. Create three tokens that are copies of it.
Dryhad: @paulsnotsogoodlookinghat It's a round robin
Skudd: Fair Magic in Highlander?
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: ah ok
Krokaar: Dretty- spaghetti
NexusVoxx: oof ouch owie my batterskull
Ukon_vasara: Mum's Spaghetti, Ingenious Iconoclast
RassilonDND: stupid question: is the mox opal generating the black?
e_bloc: ah we finally saw Serge's O face Kappa
northernmercury: fair magic in a stream with gabage plate?
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
zacharyisom: On this! The day of serge’s quinceanera
silvalunae: Paul I was literally just thinking that
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: mom's spaghetti gave me tummy aches, didn't figure it out until I was about 18 lrrFRUMP
mynthio: !savadan
DigitalSeahorse: (tomato)
DorkmasterFlek: I love how happy Serge is 🀣
mynthio: !commands
RassilonDND: !card mox opal
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft β€” {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
Furrytractor68: Can you use Welder to put an Artifact land from grave into play?
head_cannon: Wow, I've never thought about Goblin Welder-ing the opponent's board to disrupt them. Awesome.
silvalunae: @DigitalSeahorse sensitive to acids?
NexusVoxx: @Furrytractor68 you can
mortition: @Furrytractor68 yes
lowman02: @head_cannon it's a big game used to come up in vintage a lot more
Bugberry: Goblins being bad at their job titles is a long running joke.
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
azureHaights: He's a shit crafter, but an excellent upcycler.
Furrytractor68: The woorkshop is in play!
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
F1SHOR: hes a Savant
Krokaar: Great, TERRIBLE things, great....but terrible
ArkhamArchivist: Goblins That Are Bad At Their Jobs are my MtG aesthetic
NexusVoxx: SERGE
Bugberry: !card Goblin Gardener
LRRbot: Goblin Gardener [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/1] | When Goblin Gardener dies, destroy target land.
sing_o_muse: heavy sigh
TheInnsanity: did serge just pun?
Spectre97: Thopter Gangam Stytle
underhill33: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
deathfridge: serge...
hoktauri: bravo Serge
Drummi_: Out
SamanthaVess: He's a MasterThopter Gentleman
M23R: Serge "Dad Jokes" Yager
wicker_knight: this is the influence of Gunner, isn't it slytqGlare
EOstby: sergeJustRight
I_Am_Clockwork: the puns give me strength
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @DigitalSeahorse I was assuming gluten but i'm guess salicylic acid?
silvalunae: wait what was the pun ;a;
macintose: he's a real gentleman
DigitalSeahorse: silvalunae, yeah mostly, though thankfully I can still have one coffee a day if there's not much else acidic
lowman02: think the flavor text says something about making ash trays...never thought of myrbattlesphere as a place for my cig ashes
Phailhammer: He's like an MtG version of cH!Paul. He won't do what you want, but he'll do something "better."
wicker_knight: @silvalunae "Gangman Style" for Sai, Master Thopterist
DigitalSeahorse: xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx yup
Lavashot449: !quote Fetch
Lavashot449: nope
Daring_Apprentice: Subscribe to Thopter Facts
MechaKuuga: I am rooting for Alex
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Plains | Basic Snow Land β€” Plains |
NexusVoxx: !findquote fetch
LRRbot: Quote #5104: "What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching..." β€”Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I had to look up the spelling >_>
silvalunae: @wicker_knight ah, thanks
Leafwind104: did I just see a Light Up the Stage in Alex's deck?
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [5] | +1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / βˆ’1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / βˆ’2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
M23R: More like Gundam Style
TheInnsanity: we're about to see some karnage
NexusVoxx: it's korn
Lavashot449: !findquote Thopter
DigitalSeahorse: ASA is fine I think ...
freshmaker__: clearly for the extraplanar lens
zacharyisom: KARN!
mortition: love that snow-covered art
TheInnsanity: ITS A SPACE MARINE
azureHaights: The Steacy Boy is gonna STYLE, and PROFILE, and you're gonna BLEED, all over the ring! WOO!
RogueLink: Oh man, I love that Karn
Leafwind104: Karn the pants-wearing
Furrytractor68: That karn seems dope with Welder
JBRedPhoenix: yas
noisyblizzard: Does the thopter die when the Equipment is destroyed?
M23R: @TheInnsanity METAL BOXES
JBRedPhoenix: Serge going to FIGHT!
Lavashot449: IS THAT JORKADEEM?
zacharyisom: Weld ittttt
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I_Am_Clockwork: colorless fog PogChamp
LRRbot: Glimmervoid | Land | At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice Glimmervoid. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Thopter Spy Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
RassilonDND: judge question: since the construct token enters as a 0/0 does it die?
head_cannon: @noisyblizzard Yes, Grafted Wargear kills the creature if it's destroyed.
LRRbot: Esperzoa [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Jellyfish [4/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
F1SHOR: would be better with pie
JA_Pinkerton: has serge forgotten all adjectives other then "spicy"?
JellyfishySama: IT'S BAACK
Spectre97: The Construct is never a 0/0 unless it changes type
I_Am_Clockwork: drown this man in thopters
NexusVoxx: @RassilonDND it counts itself as an artifact
silvalunae: @F1SHOR what isn't tho
zacharyisom: That card kicks butt
RassilonDND: Oh i misread the token as every OTHER artifact. Thanks :)
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
DigitalSeahorse: I see a glimmer in the void....but I know better than to fall for it
LRRbot: Dispatch [W] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Metalcraft β€” If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.
EOstby: Which Patch?
banachspacebar: Sai-onara
ballesta25: Tap, then exile
NexusVoxx: dis patch
Lavashot449: Which Patch?
M23R: That patch
Teifer: sai-yonara?
gsyhiap: fernSpice
NUTSOFODEN: writes down mana crypt
Baldrash: lrrGREED
I_Am_Clockwork: Am Surge Ok?
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
Spectre97: Serge vs Serge
EOstby: Writes down "Mana Crypt"
a_bullett: hell yeah
macintose: next leveling?
F1SHOR: back away slowly alex back awayy
Kykiwi: Ohh spicy time twister
azureHaights: Give 'em the crypt! Don't give 'em the crypt!
Jorge4hg: do it - dark serge
silvalunae: the precious, but don't play the precious must keep the precious
ArcOfTheConclave: play manacrypt!
head_cannon: But Serge, you should Always Listen To Serge + Never Listen To Serge.
blackwlf: Don't play mana crypt! *plays mana crypt* What did I just say?!
Daken1993: Is this the famous Serge Yager pokerface I've heard about?
Spacecarl: noooooo jor kadeeem
Zarania: !card timetwister
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
Bugberry: oracle text
Kykiwi: ^^
sing_o_muse: hind?
Ukon_vasara: dont play mana crypt ruuGood play mana crypt ruuBad
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Furrytractor68: LUL
blackwlf: Rude!
Kykiwi: lol
tybux: 2000 $ card, does not know what it does
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
NexusVoxx: mana crypt isnt in the graveyard though?
Kykiwi: The deep line alex
ferro_man: wait
Decaped: that doesn't work with the timing
Kykiwi: i love it
espi: JUDGE
KingPieson: can't do that
PigmyWurm: I don't think that works
Decaped: Judge
TheTunnelingCat: WAIT
nush4e: man crypt is still in hand
Diabore: that doesnt work
NexusVoxx: lrrJUDGE
Silver__Knight_: crypt isn't in the yard yet
ballesta25: Mana crypt is in hand
ferro_man: JUDGE
PhoenixMelior: !card goblin welder
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
tybux: JUDGE
ladyswiftspear: JUDGE
PigmyWurm: Mana crypt still in hand
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride elfunkChunk
JellyfishySama: Judge
Multra0: lrrJUDGE
cosarprime: Mana crypt isn't in the graveyard when welder can activate?
Lavashot449: JUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE
NUTSOFODEN: esperzoa was legal as well right?
blackwlf: Narrator: Nothing was clear.
MrPhlip: Is he shuffling Timetwister back in? I'm not 100% sure but I can't see it...
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM lrrHAM
espi: @cosarprime correct, can't activate Welder mid-resolution
EOstby: The steaks have never been tastier.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
maxthefourth: who's in the last round?
ThorSokar: Move to cheat step?
NexusVoxx: and twister doesnt go in the library
secretbranch: thicc decc
Bladinus: T H I C C Decks
Zarania: timetwister goes to GY on resolution
Zarania: not exile
espi: Time Twister isn't exiled, it's in graveyard after resolution
TheTunnelingCat: twister is GY not exile
wlsack: Timetwister does not exile itself
nush4e: timetwister not in exile, in grave
ArcOfTheConclave: timetwister doesn't exile
KingPieson: twister is in gy
PigmyWurm: Twister goes back into your graveyard at end
Lavashot449: TWISTER U
TheOtherTrevor: twister doesn't exile itself
TheInnsanity: serge, how do you not know timetwister
NexusVoxx: he was testing us ;)
sf_disco: Has the thopter that dropped the wargear been sacced?
blackwlf: What is it that reading the cards does again?
Zarania: I use a lot of Timetwister loops in CEDH, I know what the card does lol
Lavashot449: Testing rooPog rooPog
DorkmasterFlek: Chat did something good PogChamp
ayirbudd: always listen to chat
zacharyisom: Always never always listen to chat listen
PhoenixMelior: uh oh
silvalunae: Serge having some major swings over there
BURRITOSlolos: WutFace
Znazl: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaOoh
espi: Serge "What Are These Old Cards Even" Yager
Lavashot449: HOLY SHIT HE DREW ACADEMY
stevestein: Serge has the best poker face
Myclept: Serge's famous poker face
GoblinRanger: quite the converstaion on the one side of the table there
wicker_knight: Alex, just go with it friend
A_Dub888: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #3459: "Parts of me are trying to escape." β€”Serge [2016-09-30]
Bugberry: Watch him lose
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
CleverCrumbish: @blackwlf Makes the card more confusing. Reading the oracle text explains the card
hacksaw07: rooAww
Silver__Knight_: Good to see the famous Yager Poker Face in action
ritchards: Serge, who is the other werewolf?
azureHaights: Shine on, you Yager diamond.
Bladinus: sergeHolyMoly sergeMoly sergeHolyMoly
Lavashot449: WHAT THE FUCK
Altoguy16499: he's so happy for you Serge :|
Znazl: OH NOOo
LadyMerlin: Serge is so happy
maxthefourth: lrrWOW
a_bullett: thaaat'll do it
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Lavashot449: YES
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
NexusVoxx: fwork
M23R: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE .
LackingSanity_: spicy
Zaxor666: " ok says Alex with 7 lands in hand"
Drummi_: Serge... keep playing Lands decks.
PigmyWurm: how many points will Serge play this turn?
DigitalSeahorse: viking64Waffle gasp, I got a Viking waffle...it is blond :P
kumatsu: That card is the sideboard solution to the modern mirror match
LRRbot: Master of Etherium [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Vedalken Wizard [*/*] | Master of Etherium's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control. / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
KingPieson: it's only 6 mana
masta2505: With those decks, CanLander feels just like Judges Tower
malexus101: U shouldn't be 6?
espi: 6 blue, he counted the lord
Rotundatio: you only get 6 from academy
LRRbot: Sword of Feast and Famine [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. / Equip {2}
ritchards: not like this?
smartguyc1089: This is beautiful
Daring_Apprentice: One less blue mana
Baldrash: 7, Opal and Great Furnace count.
JustAnotherMuffin: This is some powerful magic.
Daring_Apprentice: Ohhh
Rotundatio: but the lord does not count
Daring_Apprentice: never listen to chat
Leafwind104: one of those thopters is summoning sick yeah?
rrcpf: one of the thopters has summoning sickness
espi: @Baldrash he counted the lord that was on the stack
F1SHOR: some of the games weve seen today have been amazing
LRRbot: Porcelain Legionnaire [2{W/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Soldier [3/1] | First strike
DoctorCactus: @Leafwind104 I believe so
silvalunae: why do you think he doesn't have a skull/arms paul?
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
sf_disco: 7 is correct cause it also counts the vault scourge
DoctorCactus: @Leafwind104 but I'm doubting chat after last fiasco
Jorge4hg: @Leafwind104 i think so
espi: 1 Thopter should have summoning sickness?
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft β€” {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
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BURRITOSlolos: StinkyCheese
Lavashot449: Hot Spicy
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Leafwind104: Should be, because one should've come in on upkeep
mynthio: !card thopter spy network
LRRbot: Thopter Spy Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
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BURRITOSlolos: Thopter is sick lol so many oopsies hahaha
DoctorCactus: @Leafwind104 Yeah that's what I think too
Furrytractor68: Cheater! cyanAYAYA
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
DoctorCactus: 1 for 2 tonight chat we're back in there
TheWarbo: alex now feels much better
deyja429: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHORN
TheInnsanity: arcbound has the biggest brain
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Kaprak: That sentence is a flashback
NexusVoxx: galaxy brainial plating
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
a_bullett: That's gotta be the wins, right?
NexusVoxx: my own cranial plating
BURRITOSlolos: This is over
TheOtherTrevor: 6 Mana floating
Kaprak: unless alex has the 3 cmc silver bullet he needs to stop it
a_bullett: lol
Lavashot449: Cranial
Decaped: alex has some kind of disruption, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the tank
Braxtonc95: got em @NexusVoxx
LRRbot: Fleetwheel Cruiser [4] | Artifact β€” Vehicle [5/3] | Trample, haste / When Fleetwheel Cruiser enters the battlefield, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 2
NexusVoxx: squeetwheel cruiser
Donutholez: we need a shatterstorm
freshmaker__: squeet?!
PhoenixMelior: is it... a 7/5?
ufo6300: holy day?
Kaprak: good old flunge with plating attach up
deyja429: NANI?!
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
NexusVoxx: too much
Kaprak: and everythin hasa +2/+2 board is cray
TheTunnelingCat: then alex just makesmana with opal, eats it with ravager, welds it back in and casts settle the wreckage
seraphim_mist: f
gameboy350: simian spirit guide into wrath of god easy
Donutholez: MATH IS FOR BLOCKERS
Lavashot449: Cat I swear
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Lavashot449: If he does
TheOtherTrevor: should have pre-equiped leaving BB available to move later
Leafwind104: Oh yeah @TheTunnelingCat that'd be sweet
Lavashot449: Im gonna scream
Leafwind104: or does it with Ancient Den
Donutholez: oh. alex has a way to destroy cranial plating
Banrael: Ooo, this time I'm home before the credits are rolling!
loki_lxix: Alex in the tank might be my favorite Alex
Leafwind104: Does Serge have an artifact in the yard?
RAZRBCK08: yea
gd311: :o
TheOtherTrevor: vault skirge
Leafwind104: Oh right vault skirge
TheOtherTrevor: the same, vault skirge
Donutholez: the name of the game is TO NOT DIE. check.
a_bullett: ohhh lordy loo
thraximore: a Vault Serge, if you will
corran__horn: gabyMath
Tantar: lol
NexusVoxx: looks good
Kaprak: we have no idea
a_bullett: don't ask chat
Znazl: sure?
PhoenixMelior: sure?
Baldrash: Don't listen to us!
Leafwind104: That looks right to me but I'm bad at math
Jorge4hg: sure
Skudd: Looks like exactsies to me
Aceplayer46: sure
Multra0: yes completely
Furrytractor68: Let's just say "No" and he'
wicker_knight: sergeCounting
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TheInnsanity: UNLIMITED POWAH
M23R: Yeah sure looks fine to me boss
seraphim_mist: math is good
phorrestgaze: looks riht
Furrytractor68: is at 1? cyanAYAYA
Ukon_vasara: its chat, it could be 47 for all we know Serge
DigitalSeahorse: why'd he count the 3 twice?
Bionull: It's roughly 4
TheWarbo: !findquote trust chat
LRRbot: Quote #3789: "Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes..." β€”Cori [2016-12-28]
Decaped: chat can't count, it can only track complex game states.
Drummi_: Ask a Judge
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [0/2] | Flying
JustAnotherMuffin: Sure. Also I didn't count, but it looks lethal to me.
Chromitus: Chat lethal LUL
Farkle5: 47
PhoenixMelior: the answer is clearly 42
zacharyisom: It’s a possibility
Silver__Knight_: 80% of the time we're 20% right
colinoclock: hahaha
Blasteg: Uh... I didn’t hear fifteen...?
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
PhoenixMelior: that's 20
MuffinsOnAHill: 80% of the time we're 20% chat.
Skudd: What a game 1
Myclept: perfect
PhoenixMelior: so that was game 1 everybody
Baldrash: lrrJUDGE Modular has to go on a creature you control!
MuffinsOnAHill: These games have been great.
EOstby: Welding out the Plating, maybe?
NexusVoxx: not blocking the porcelain and also killing it was the line
secretbranch: nice overlay
tvenn: that is a great shot
TheTunnelingCat: I think you couldve eaten the batterskull with ravager then welded it back in to make a lifelinking blocker
hardhitta7: calebdGg
Lavashot449: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
crystal_shooter: I was convinced there was a Settle coming
Locutux: what about tinkering the holder of sword/clamp?
northernmercury: "bonus" content
rrcpf: why not block the chief with the goblin instead of blocking the porcelain guy and then pinging him
colinoclock: nice
Kaprak: Never beat yourself up for not figuring out complex obscure lines
Darleysam: wow, headshot
Donutholez: i think plating was what you needed to destroy
BURRITOSlolos: Serge laugh WutFace WutFace
Znazl: ben 😒 Cam 😿
theonlyangelx: the passive voice is the only one used in this house
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble feliciaToronto sergeHolyMoly
Sakurina: Team North 100 with all the wins
I_Am_Clockwork: are we going to get to see cam or Jerremy play tonight?
colinoclock: aw man bonus game soo good
Lavashot449: Hey Chat? Game 2
TheOtherTrevor: the voice became passive there
paulsnotsogoodlookinghat: Alex could of lived if he blocked the foundry instead of the other creature
I_Am_Clockwork: not that this isn't entertainin, it rules, just curious if we're going to get to see thier decks in action
freshmaker__: plating so stronk
zacharyisom: Weld away the suited up thopter?
Donutholez: plating was 11damage
Kaprak: If you weld the plating you have to chump the master, and you can't kill the white first striker I can't remember
the_one_and_only_kim: I dont think Alex wins by chumping and just living on 2 or 3 life anyway
M23R: Alex give it 110%
M23R: Rip and tear
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
TheTunnelingCat: honestly I could look at that combat step for an hour and not be able to figure out what the right line is on either side
PigmyWurm: I think Alex could have made it though the turn but not sure how much longer
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
I_Am_Clockwork: yikes
NexusVoxx: sure is, serge. sure is.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
TheR676767: welder is sweating
LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
exactlythreedozenkittens: can anyone tell me what jer is playing
NexusVoxx: @exactlythreedozenkittens hightide i hear
macintose: night chat
Kaprak: Like if you had 1 more life that was the perfect line. You probably could have lived otherwise, but with no creatures, or no board and a ravager.
Diabore: night mac
FaytlError: Pretty sure Jer's on High Tide
gd311: Night.
mortition: !decklist
rrcpf: i think alex could survive but there was a going to be a trigger from sword of feast and famine so serge still had a lot to do
TheR676767: night mac
DigitalSeahorse: lol
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Donutholez: wait whaaaaaat.... tangle wire?!
exactlythreedozenkittens: @mortition didn't know it'd been updated thanks
phorrestgaze: he also has a small man in a jar
secretbranch: It's a real Serge vs. Whiskers kinda day
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
niccus: are there artifact demons/devils
NexusVoxx: no
Diabore: us?
Znazl: πŸ‘Ό πŸ‘Ώ
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Juggernaut [5/3] | Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
RogueLink: omg that art
Kaprak: Now I desperately want to see some kind of Atraxa, proliferate, Tangle Wire lock
Furrytractor68: It's THE Juggernaut!!
NexusVoxx: @niccus well, kinda Elbrus the Binding Blade. and kinda Mutavault
PigmyWurm: um?
Dix: Its the Juggernaut Beeeeeeeeyotch
Renekfun: the jugger PogChamp
northernmercury: yoghurt knot
exactlythreedozenkittens: I believe it's pronounced yoo ger nout
PigmyWurm: nevermind
Myclept: That sure is some art
fdoom: is it that funny?
bradlby: large juggs
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
NexusVoxx: @niccus wait muta isnt an artifact nvm
TheOtherTrevor: yugernaut
LRRbot: Chief of the Foundry [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [2/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
sing_o_muse: Yagernaut
exactlythreedozenkittens: the total price of all the cards on the table is more than that of my car
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
Fableist: that 100 dollar uncommon swag
Silver__Knight_: yuggernut
LRRbot: Flayer Husk [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Frogmite [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Frog [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts
BearPsychologist: Do they both have legit copies of Mishra's workshop?
PigmyWurm: that was a turn
Zachasaurs: workshop is a good card
zacharyisom: What were the robots in pacific rim called?
NexusVoxx: Jaegers
exactlythreedozenkittens: @BearPsychologist there is no collector's ed workshop. those are real
BearPsychologist: Jesus
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Agarwalr42: Wew nicely done
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land β€” Island Mountain |
lechampignon: hahaha
Zachasaurs: WOW serge lul
Kamotetop: WOw
northernmercury: oh boy thats a wheel
hacksaw07: hahahaha rooBlank rooBlank
NexusVoxx: a real nostradamus
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
northernmercury: were in the mirror match boys
silvalunae: oh this is just silly
Kaprak: Given how long they've been playing they probably paid under a grand for their shops
PigmyWurm: we have had some silly magic today
Skudd: It's like nuclear deterrence but with magical cards
Silver__Knight_: Kaprak only if they got them a while ago, and they weren't recent purchases
LRRbot: Steel Overseer [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [1/1] | {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.
TheInnsanity: stovelseer!
LRRbot: Thopter Spy Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
LRRbot: Syndicate Trafficker [1B] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Rogue [3/1] | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Syndicate Trafficker. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
Kaprak: @Silver__Knight_ That's my assumption. Alex and Serge seem to have both been playing for a while.
benjamin_wheeler: Serge, is that your Javier Bardem or Bane impression
ArtemisKing: I've been looking at Workshop for a commander deck i want to build and the price for a non-proxy scares me
NexusVoxx: eot wof would be a hell of a thing
LRRbot: Bloodforged Battle-Axe [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. / Equip {2}
mortition: @Silver__Knight_ Serge has mentioned he got his for like 20-30 bucks when it was first printed
TheWarbo: There are abilities for that though
SuperGiraffe: do I see two cars?
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
lowman02: @benjamin_wheeler come on Javier Bardem easy, btw didn't get that T2 salvager combo I was rooting for, only T3...tsk tsk lords of chaos and fortune weren't with you
northernmercury: @ArtemisKing its not worth it friend its just not
A_Dub888: !card flayer husk
LRRbot: Flayer Husk [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {2}
northernmercury: 6 is no 0
ArtemisKing: @northernmercury yeah, i'm probably going to go with a nice proxy for the deck
Darthagan: tanglewire should be sacrificed, right?
EOstby: Next turn, I think.
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / β€’ Target player discards a card. / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
PigmyWurm: Fadin is when you cant remove a counter, not when the last is removed
mortition: fading vs vanishing
silvalunae: ; ;
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
freshmaker__: seeing the canlander games makes me wish i got into magic a lot earlier, like when I was a toddler, or you know, was exorbitantly rich.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
Darthagan: yep, you guys are right, just checked it
PigmyWurm: Risky palys
NUTSOFODEN: Do either of these decks play whipflare?
PhoenixMelior: Serge is gonna kill himself if he's not careful
LRRbot: Arcbound Slith [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Slith [0/0] | Whenever Arcbound Slith deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Modular 1
Aenir798: Magic: The Gathering, destroying friendships since 1993.
e_bloc: factory too
TheTunnelingCat: you have 12 with the factory
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos, Scourge of Kroog enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
lowman02: @freshmaker__ decent scene on MTGO now and the market is at a low, Blot is like 7 USD
lowman02: and WW and RDW are cheap and good decks :)
matufin0: POWERFUL MAGIC
hardhitta7: calebdGg calebdGg
mortition: that was an awesome amtch
incredulouspasserby: that was super swingy and I loved it
MuffinsOnAHill: Lesson learned. Wheel = Serge wins
rrcpf: those games were great
F1SHOR: it was the bonus serge round
Kaprak: Like when I got back into magic for the 3rd or 4th time they were only like 350. I was also into legacy at the time and regret not getting my playset of Underground Seas for like 600ish. Could invested heavily back then and like quadrupled my money. Instead I bought Burn
ClaytonClayDavis: PogChamp
northernmercury: lessons learned workshop and wof are good cards
MuffinsOnAHill: That too.
bvorhies: wow!! that was a good game .. I hope cam win!!!
Lavashot449: @benjamin_wheeler Hai Ben, how did your game go?
ayirbudd: where did they go??? are they ever coming back??? I have poor object permanence!!
freshmaker__: @lowman02 I could probably play on mtgo, but i want to own literally any expensive cards in paper. and I'd want to play a more fun deck than mono colour aggro/burn.
mortition: @benjamin_wheeler who is actually favoured in High Tide vs Aristocrats>
northernmercury: really wish back in highschool when i was working and making decent moeny i got into mtg couldve had a sweet collection by now
mortition: @freshmaker__ the only way to build a collection like these is over time, or literally buying a store
freshmaker__: @mortition hence why i said i wish i had gotten into mtg a lot earlier or was extremely rich.
lowman02: @freshmaker__ idk WW/x or D&T variants almost play like A/C, fair, but owning and playing aren't quite the same :P
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
lowman02: that OG art plateau brought a tear to my eye though lovely card
Gattlinggoon: my friends and i play with proxies... we cant buy 12.000 dollar decks
mortition: @freshmaker__ I was lucky enough to have friends who have been playing a long time so I can always borrow a few cards to finish a deck, and I started really young too
freshmaker__: I guess, even if I'd gotten into it a lot earlier, 30 bucks would've been comparatively expensive to 100+ bucks as a kid.
mortition: @freshmaker__ my collection is nothing compared to the cards Serge has played on camera today
incredulouspasserby: I love magic as a hobby but the fact that it takes so much to play older formats really hits hard. And like. The money isn't even going to the people who make the game? Which weirds me out
Daring_Apprentice: Don't forget all the spicy cheap cards they're playing, too, though.
Daring_Apprentice: Perilous Myr, Juggernaut, Esperzoa
josh_le_crafter: The CAM!!!
Altoguy16499: 3.75
Blasteg: just int time!
TheInnsanity: 3B
NexusVoxx: round 3 round 2
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good way of phrasing it
josh_le_crafter: o right, I got a gift sub
TheInnsanity: round Pi
Dryhad: Round Three, Expanded Universe
NUTSOFODEN: Round 3: Directors Cut
TheWarbo: Round 3 + epsilon
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
TheInnsanity: round 3.1415....
freshmaker__: @Daring_Apprentice but without the expensive cards backing them up you're just playing a worse deck than everyone else.
Bakufreak: Round 3, the B side
Zachasaurs: Jer is on high tide oh no
incredulouspasserby: @Daring_Apprentice absolutely, but those cards only worked because of the ridiculously expensive cards they played
josh_le_crafter: lrrGOAT
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
sing_o_muse: oof, this should be fun. For Jer that is
TheOtherTrevor: round 3, part 2, week 1, go
LRRbot: Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/3] | Deathtouch / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. / {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate this ability only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.
Bladinus: I'm a 7e Seight of Hand myself
mortition: the nice thing about this format is that most cards have substitutes that are just a little slower or less powerful than the originals so a "not perfect" deck is only a little worse than a deck that has no budget
Daring_Apprentice: I guess? But if you play a budget highlander league, you can play similar decks and decide if you would invest in an expensive version
NexusVoxx: thanks adam
Mowdownjoe: <3 Adam
LRRbot: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy [1U] (back: Jace, Telepath Unbound) | Legendary Creature β€” Human Wizard [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
Dix: I'm all for the Foglio art Sleight of Hand
Dryhad: The... Kansas City Shuffle?
josh_le_crafter: <3 adam
RayFK: Yo how could you dig on Tibalt?
RayFK: You monster
RayFK: MY SWEET DEVIL CHILD
incredulouspasserby: idk why but the off screen sha sha sha made me crack up. I may be exhausted. But that was still funny
MalBeam: tibalt cries in the corner
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
josh_le_crafter: oh hey, it's the nerd.
secretbranch: edgy boi
NUTSOFODEN: Tibalt understands im sure. hes read his own card
northernmercury: best two mana planeswalker is jitte
Daring_Apprentice: It's definitely better if you have expensive cards, but I think there's a lot to be said for house rules imposing budget limits
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LRRbot: Compulsive Research [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws three cards. Then that player discards two cards unless they discard a land card.
bvorhies: Go cam!!! good luck !!
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NexusVoxx: the best 2 mana planeswalker is two Deathrite Shamans
unusuallylargemoth: haha! Jer has made a fatal error! Cameron can mill him out faster! :Kappa:
Blasteg: so how did your first 2 rounds go, Cam/Jer?
freshmaker__: @Daring_Apprentice I mean yeah, if you play a budget anything league then the decks should be balanced. but that just adds one extra hoop, and thus less people to play with for an already small format?
secretbranch: wording on compulsive?
Diabore: i dont think jer can do that
markededge: he can
exactlythreedozenkittens: he can I just checked
niccus: gatherer ruling says he can
Diabore: weird
NexusVoxx: he can, its fine
head_cannon: @NexusVoxx Strong argument, but unfortunately "Two Deathrite Shamans" isn't legal in Canlander. :P
Mithgar: Show Jace's Planeswalker side?
Dix: Having used Compulsive Research on MTGO, you get the option to choose either mode
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
incredulouspasserby: I guess I"m just used to looking at modes like bullet points and not that weird phrasing
NexusVoxx: *bof*
Diabore: the unless makes it weird
northernmercury: @head_cannon the real best 2cmx planeswalker is jitte
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land β€” Island Swamp |
LRRbot: Sentinel Tower [4] | Artifact | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast during your turn, Sentinel Tower deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of instant and sorcery spells cast before that spell this turn.
Daring_Apprentice: @freshmaker__ True true, YMMV. Budget limits may turn some people away, while they may also bring some new people in.
TheWarbo: It's like "___ unless you pay {1}". You have the option to do the "unless" part. If you decline, you just do the first part.
NexusVoxx: Dismissive Pyromancer is an alright 2 mana planeswalker
QuirkAttack: !card jace, telep
LRRbot: Jace, Telepath Unbound (front: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy) | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [5] | +1: Up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0 until your next turn. / βˆ’3: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead. / βˆ’9: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent puts the top five cards of their library into their graveyard."
DigitalSeahorse: uh
LRRbot: Jace, Telepath Unbound (front: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy) | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [5] | +1: Up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0 until your next turn. / βˆ’3: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead. / βˆ’9: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent puts the top five cards of their library into their graveyard."
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: all good :)
Mithgar: Thank you!
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
the_one_and_only_kim: I love sentinel tower, so good
Daring_Apprentice: @freshmaker__ Also, I've heard Arena Singleton is really popular, and that might imply a larger audience for budget highlander
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
MalBeam: land, crack fetch, take two
flyingshpeeghetti: !card sentinel tower
LRRbot: Sentinel Tower [4] | Artifact | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast during your turn, Sentinel Tower deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of instant and sorcery spells cast before that spell this turn.
freshmaker__: @Daring_Apprentice I'm guessing there's not a lot of budget canlander leagues being played in, *checks map* not canada.
flyingshpeeghetti: wow all your spells are grapeshot
lowman02: I may or may not have taken 28 from a sentinel tower today
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
Blasteg: if Cam's dying to the tower 15 and 30 isn't that different, right
NexusVoxx: hm
northernmercury: woof
Mowdownjoe: You take the namesake, right?
secretbranch: i mean, it's what the deck's called
Furrytractor68: LUL
wicker_knight: gabyRTFC
Despoiler98: reading the card explains the card slytqGlare
ritchards: !card high tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
thraximore: Jer is so considerate
JA_Pinkerton: !card high tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
M23R: lrrFINE
JA_Pinkerton: why does "exile" mean high tide is the obvious target?
LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature β€” Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.
niccus: !card mission briefing
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
thraximore: Mission briefing gives it flashback
AllStarGyudon: @ja_pinkerton he can’t replay it with mission briefing
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
thraximore: exiling it prevents it entirely
JA_Pinkerton: AllStarGyudon - aha ! thank you
jdtreker: lrrFINE
M23R: OOF
northernmercury: jtms?
JonnyGlitch: Hey Everyone, shame I missed most of the rounds, oh well
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Despoiler98: Jer's deck makes my head hurt
LRRbot: Vengeful Rebel [2B] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Warrior [3/2] | Revolt β€” When Vengeful Rebel enters the battlefield, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
northernmercury: no hightide no problem just play seinfeld
TheTunnelingCat: mono blue sentinal tower control
freshmaker__: My favourite card reader feature is picking up random cards on peoples clothes or skin
LRRbot: Sapphire Medallion [2] | Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
hogwizard: bloodghast shouldn't be tapped
wounded74: Played in my first Fnm tonight and actually got a win!
northernmercury: @freshmaker__ 'member when eery token was marit lage?
mariammistressofmanifolds: nice!
incredulouspasserby: @wounded74 Hell yeah!
DarthRagnar815: gabyWheee
mariammistressofmanifolds: grats @wounded74 !
northernmercury: @wounded74 nice
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: smell sneaker
northernmercury: shellspeaker
Daring_Apprentice: @wounded74 Nice! What did you play?
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
raistlinim: can you see a peanuts comic strip in that medallion
NexusVoxx: it could be tho
SamanthaVess: Tutoring for a tutor rooPog
deyja429: lrrSCOOP ?
Bugberry: Is it a Blue card? Must be Counterspell!
RayFK: I just with that Spellseeker wasn't pointed, I lost a great tutor
wounded74: @daring_apprentice Izzet drakes. Just something easy enough to throw together
FaytlError: What art f counterspell was that? I've never seen it
Lavashot449: @samanthavess rooPog rooPog rooBonk rooNom
RayFK: *wish
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
TheOtherTrevor: it CAN be countetspell though
thraximore: hence why it was pointed xD
Daring_Apprentice: @wounded74 Cool stuff!
northernmercury: sentiel tower mono blue burn
wounded74: @daring_apprentice thanks!
NexusVoxx: @FaytlError it was a DCI promo, a judge promo, and a mtgo promo
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: tutor of the guard
ArmadilloAL: Hey, sometimes you just have to Merchant Scroll for Mystical Tutor for Demonic Tutor to get a land.
raistlinim: find magus of the choke
Lavashot449: rooCult
underhill33: No big booties pls
northernmercury: @ArmadilloAL happens all the time
SamanthaVess: Recruiting a Ball Lightning to the guard LUL
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature β€” Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
TheOtherTrevor: or high tide
phorrestgaze: you could get a hammer dropper!
josh_le_crafter: we need glass cannons!
philipthecontrolplayer: I like your haircut jere
Daring_Apprentice: Smallest butt
bradlby: big butts hate her!
Daring_Apprentice: Thinn
GanjaShimada: i like. big. butts wait i guess i lied
raistlinim: you ded
Lavashot449: Chat are we playing this like MTGO?
josh_le_crafter: No Thicc bois allowed
TheR676767: !card force of savage
LRRbot: Force of Savagery [2G] | Creature β€” Elemental [8/0] | Trample
TheR676767: smallest butt
LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature β€” Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.
NexusVoxx: @TheR676767 spinal parasite tho
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
laskotheking: Oh hey I called both of these decks!
mortition: !card Grim Haruspecs
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheR676767: @NexusVoxx negative butt
MrBurrito: theres a creature in the first mirrodin block that had -1 toughness. smallest butt
incredulouspasserby: !card Grim Haruspex
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Turnabout [2UU] | Instant | Choose artifact, creature, or land. Tap all untapped permanents of the chosen type target player controls, or untap all tapped permanents of that type that player controls.
TheR676767: nvm, terrable imagery
TheInnsanity: turn aboot*
Jackal720: maybe it's just different art than is on the list
TheR676767: terrible*
mortition: @incredulouspasserby thank you
incredulouspasserby: ye
josh_le_crafter: Turnabout is fairplay?
thraximore: so why didn't Grim die from the Drake?
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Counter target spell. / β€’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β€’ Draw a card.
Brooklynnb545: I believe in you Cam!
nurovi: you did it Jer
mortition: @thraximore grim was blocked by spellseeker
Brooklynnb545: F
thraximore: spellseeker has 1 power?
NexusVoxx: it a 1/1
thraximore: gotcha
mortition: spellseeker is a 3 mana 1/1
incredulouspasserby: !card High Tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
incredulouspasserby: huh.
mortition: @incredulouspasserby there is a legacy list with 4x high tide
Kaprak: The tower is like reservoir but a quicker count for spellslingers
JonnyGlitch: oh man, you know that feeling after cleaning a filthy computer keyboard? my fingers... so velvety smooth
mortition: @incredulouspasserby tap your islands for 2-3 mana on combo turns
incredulouspasserby: I don't pay any attention to legacy so this is the first time I'm seeing it. Hell of a card.
NexusVoxx: asmr shuffling
northernmercury: is jer runing fishbowl as well?
Blasteg: we all sleep on cards until it kills us
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Kamotetop: !card Blanket of Night
LRRbot: Blanket of Night [1BB] | Enchantment | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
NexusVoxx: seigo
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Bladinus: Go Cam! Go! We believe in you.
mortition: I love how this format introduces me to cards I've never seen before
Jackal720: I prefer to keep my cards in boxes, not my bet. To each his own though
Kaprak: Yeah High Tide is probably one of the old school iconic Legacy decks with Sneak and Show, and the endless Delver variants
NUTSOFODEN: Urborg, toWom of yawgmoth
Jackal720: *bed
raistlinim: you say island I say basic Underground sea
head_cannon: Urmaberg, the Term erv Yergmerth.
JonnyGlitch: better to get new cards then know you're getting 3 bad turns
TheTunnelingCat: I fetch away the second and third card a lot
LRRbot: Fetid Heath | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W/B}, {T}: Add {W}{W}, {W}{B}, or {B}{B}.
LRRbot: Safehold Elite [1{G/W}] | Creature β€” Elf Scout [2/2] | Persist
JonnyGlitch: Cam with all the fixed land
LRRbot: Flood of Recollection [UU] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Flood of Recollection.
TheR676767: thats the stank
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Kaprak: Urborg into WW on T2 just feels wrong
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
thraximore: cam D:
northernmercury: mardu is my favourite colour combo but man you have to really stretch to get decent mana
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
JonnyGlitch: those are filthy, filthy lands... not just because they tap for black.
Despoiler98: waitaminit!
NexusVoxx: i like these ones but not enought o keep two of them
corpocracy: Wait..... he didn't like those cards at all!
Bugberry: That flood of recollection reminds me how excited I am now that Jace has his memories back.
TheR676767: he liked one of the cards, clearly
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land β€” Island Swamp |
JonnyGlitch: "trust me it's a real dual-land"
raistlinim: that's your third Underground sea
SuperGiraffe: which ben?
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
ArmadilloAL: Island Swamp. It's WUBRG order.
NexusVoxx: all jer's lands are underground sea
Despoiler98: even a Boat!
kumatsu: It could be a Moat
corran__horn: I believe it is looking out to sea from a cave
northernmercury: can we get a judge call on that Usea ir looks like a swamp taped to an island
thraximore: does it rhyme with astral slide
Qooroo: Blockchain for Dummies
raistlinim: it's a Calvin and Hobbes comic
TheWarbo: algebra is not demonic. *analysis* is demonic
M23R: Paul with the DEEP cuts
The_Kraken19: What bar is Underground Sea?
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
northernmercury: @TheWarbo PDEs would like a word
corran__horn: At least if you look slightly to the left of center Underground sea has a sun on the horizon
GanjaShimada: some guy on the bus when it was just him and i kept looking over at me and laughing while reading Skin Collector
M23R: @The_Kraken19 That weird dive bar near the edge of town
JonnyGlitch: I remember when ben brewed some commander decks for everyone (?) and one player got real nervous when they drew dual lands
LRRbot: Hallowed Spiritkeeper [1WW] | Creature β€” Avatar [3/2] | Vigilance / When Hallowed Spiritkeeper dies, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
TheWarbo: @northernmercury hmm....i shall have to consider this further
xavierbh: no
addietude: Don’t die!
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
raistlinim: never makes you feel good "can I kill you this turn?"
incredulouspasserby: here we goooooo
NexusVoxx: ohai tide
Bugberry: did I miss how he cast that with 1 White source?
Despoiler98: Oh here we go slytqItsfine
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LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
northernmercury: ride the wave chat
ayirbudd: judge! my opponents white card has undergrowth AND afterlife
TheWarbo: Tigh, Hide (advice for New Caprica)
LRRbot: Palinchron [5UU] | Creature β€” Illusion [4/5] | Flying / When Palinchron enters the battlefield, untap up to seven lands. / {2}{U}{U}: Return Palinchron to its owner's hand.
addietude: Always lucky
NUTSOFODEN: "Cast Hide Tide" and Roll credits
JonnyGlitch: lrrSCOOP ?
northernmercury: oof ouch owie cams life total
e_bloc: well
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their graveyard and hand into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
TheOtherTrevor: +1 storm
EOstby: Storm 4.
TheR676767: he sai "I cast high tide." And then I blacked out
mortition: storm is 4
Kaprak: I need a new meme deck where someone tutors for Fell Flagship or Conquerors Galleon
TheInnsanity: it's under a sea cliff
NexusVoxx: its the hipster underground
JA_Pinkerton: it's so underground you probably haven't heard of it?
ritchards: under ground vs enclosed ?
ExtraWubs: the c's on the cards make me wanna cry
mac___tonight: Cast high tide? Respond to high tide. *curb your enthusiasm theme*
kumatsu: You probably haven't heard of this ocean
Countjondi: Maybe it's underground as in unknown
NUTSOFODEN: the art is only the sea, you cant also see underground
zacharyisom: Live by the draw 7
JonnyGlitch: well, standing in a cave entrance is technically underground
Despoiler98: this is the point in the game when I take out my phone and start playing games while waiting for my opponent to finish the game
TheR676767: I mean in technical terms it's under ground
northernmercury: an underground sea would be a blsck picture box
Myclept: It's a dyptich with Underground Sun
GanjaShimada: very Black
Despoiler98: Its so hip
raistlinim: original u sea art was darkness
Dnonymous: I think the perspective on Underground Sea is from a cave.
ArcOfTheConclave: black market island
ChaosInfest: There's a tube station just behind the camera?
Dryhad: I was into Island Swamp combinations when they were still Underground
ThorSokar: You could call it a Pirate Bay
JonnyGlitch: well the earth is hollow with another star in the middle, maybe it's that
josh_le_crafter: right, this isn't a VOD... Hello guys
JA_Pinkerton: Dryhad - my point exactly
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Despoiler98: its the Napster of seas
ChaosInfest: Had the same feeling @josh_le_crafter
meisbored: shuffle?
JonnyGlitch: oooh does Cam get to untap?
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature β€” Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Cloud of Faeries enters the battlefield, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
NexusVoxx: impulse does not shuffle
northernmercury: its actually like dantes hell the sea is under some other sphere of hell
meisbored: oh i see the oracle text now
bradlby: it did when they printed it
addietude: Ruhroh
NUTSOFODEN: peregrine drake
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / βˆ’1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / βˆ’12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
NexusVoxx: its jake
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqItsfine slytqFacepalm
Krokaar: casts Serra the Benevolent to give his two flyers +1/+1 alternate wincon inc
josh_le_crafter: oof
Superbadluck: bagelzSip
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
JonnyGlitch: ahh the famous Cam Coughβ„’
JA_Pinkerton: is Cam just dead here?
NexusVoxx: snap my castermage
Dryhad: How on brand
northernmercury: !card snap
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
phorrestgaze: oh snap
TheInnsanity: double snap
meisbored: more snapping than a slam poetry reading
Ukon_vasara: just, furious snapping
Blasteg: powerful nothing?
Dryhad: Snap my snapcaster mage, snapcaster mage my snap, snap my snapcaster mage
ritchards: what's the green die counting?
northernmercury: wow jer sure is casting spells
Daring_Apprentice: Awwwwwww snap!
josh_le_crafter: Snap that csater
Despoiler98: how long has Jer's turn taken so far?
NexusVoxx: @ritchards storm count
JonnyGlitch: @ritchards storm
LRRbot: Murderous Redcap [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature β€” Goblin Assassin [2/2] | When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target. / Persist
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature β€” Vampire [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Vengeful Rebel [2B] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Warrior [3/2] | Revolt β€” When Vengeful Rebel enters the battlefield, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature β€” Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
NexusVoxx: oh hey masterpiece counterspell
JonnyGlitch: "tthey would be... if I could PLAY THEM!"
niccus: only slightly dead
LRRbot: Compulsive Research [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws three cards. Then that player discards two cards unless they discard a land card.
josh_le_crafter: *left at 1 life*
JonnyGlitch: 1 ain't 0
Kumakaori: !decks
NexusVoxx: !decklists
Kumakaori: meh I'll find it in my browser history <<;.
Kumakaori: or ty <<;.
JonnyGlitch: Cam Lives!
JA_Pinkerton: did that storm count get Jeremy anywhere?
phorrestgaze: powerful nothing
Kaprak: Occasionally high tide durdles for 10 mins and passes
JonnyGlitch: well it was all dependent on what Jer's Draw-7 was right?
NexusVoxx: largely
Kaprak: I'm assuming Canlander isn't a Brain Freeze/BSzZ format as I'm used to
Kumakaori: I.... what does HighTide Storm into as a wincon >__>;?
crystal_shooter: Oooh Judith!
addietude: Cacaw!!
JonnyGlitch: and sometimes you just smash them for 5 in the air every round while you durdle
The_Kraken19: BSZ is in Jer's hand
northernmercury: @Kaprak you can in paradox academy
NexusVoxx: @Kumakaori Tendrils
mariammistressofmanifolds: @Kumakaori tendrils
JustAnotherMuffin: How is cam playing out of his graveyard, or that his hand?
Kaprak: @JonnyGlitch thus the big drawback of singletion HT, less draw 7's to hit
Krokaar: jer win through combat damage? what sorcery is this?
NexusVoxx: @JustAnotherMuffin his hand, which jer has seen most of
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Counter target spell. / β€’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β€’ Draw a card.
DrMcGoodTimes: Due to Phyrexian Probe.
addietude: Cacaw!
Kumakaori: yeah that's it for me tonight. have fun y'all my brain has clearly already hit the pillow XD;.
LRRbot: Xathrid Necromancer [2B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Xathrid Necromancer or another Human creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
weros_: Classic hightide to put a big beater into play.
Ukon_vasara: @Krokaar actually its creatures, not sorcerys
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Dix: The question you just hate to hear
Krokaar: Yasssssssss cam. also rt rt @Ukon_vasara
MuffinsOnAHill: Deep Spawn?
MalBeam: deep spawn
bradlby: deep spawn
ballesta25: !card Deep Spawn
LRRbot: Deep Spawn [5UUU] | Creature β€” Homarid [6/6] | Trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Deep Spawn unless you put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. / {U}: Deep Spawn gains shroud until end of turn and doesn't untap during your next untap step. Tap Deep Spawn.
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
lowman02: !card elder deepspawn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EOstby: Exile Cryptic, pls.
mynthio: Command is exiled, right?
colinoclock: !card deep something
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
λŒμ΄ν‚¬μˆ˜μ—†λŠ”μ‹œκ°„: old card?
colinoclock: hahahaha
addietude: Cacaw!
ritchards: Cam!
a_bullett: oh no
crystal_shooter: Cryptic is a backbreaking card
weros_: Uhhh Cameron?....
JA_Pinkerton: it's not that late, Cam
ThePerrBearr: it's only 9 cam
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Krokaar: nini time cam
Kaprak: I really want them to do meme decks again but amp it up. All wincons are giant bad blue monsters or something
northernmercury: proceed to cheat step
Despoiler98: Cam.exe has failed
Jorge4hg: i was like waaaaa
TheInnsanity: good morning Cam
TheOtherTrevor: tricky
DoctorCactus: nice try cam, almost sneaked that one in
BURRITOSlolos: DEEP SPAWN is the card CAM
Kumakaori: Cam and I on the same brain already in bed strats?.
LRRbot: Mausoleum Secrets [1B] | Instant | Undergrowth β€” Search your library for a black card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
head_cannon: I remember the Big Brain play for Fallen Empires was to sacrifice the Deep Spawn to the Homarid Spawning Bed.
Skudd: Sideways means it's in defense mode, right?
TaegukTheWise: calebW
Banrael: cheer100 It is indeed late.
weros_: Here comes Carrion Feeder
northernmercury: bond of agony
Despoiler98: *immediately kills his card* DOH ><
The_Kraken19: 100% tragic slip
mortition: tragic slip
raistlinim: tragic slip
circusofkirkus: hey chat, how goes CanLander tonight? just got back from my FNM
MalBeam: slaughter pact?
raistlinim: can something with wings slip?
Skyotonic: !card vamp tutor
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
mortition: @circusofkirkus you've missed some powerful magic on camers
circusofkirkus: mortition dang, I'll have to check the VOD later then!
weros_: I expected Carrion Feeder, close enough i suppose Haha
NexusVoxx: its perhaps a body that pariah can eat
Jackal720: no tragic slip?
head_cannon: Deep Spawn only milled you a little each upkeep, which put it miles ahead of Leviathan. At the time, it was mind-blowing how it was JUST expensive and didn't also have a horrible drawback. :P
nush4e: viscera, sera, whatever will be, will be
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
lowman02: deep spawn is actually sick with all hallows eve and Bazaar :)
weros_: @Jackal720 i believe he wants a sac outlet so he can trigger revolt from the guy in his hand.
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature β€” Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
MrBurrito: remand back to hand
MrBurrito: back oh he scooped
Blasteg: GG
TheInnsanity: "die" has been declared
weros_: Remand ended up being good enough haha
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addietude: Go Jeremy!!!
ArmadilloAL: @MrBurrito That was his hand. He was playing face-up after Gitaxian Probe.
Farkle5: how is the card cam updating so quickly
JonnyGlitch: "I move to die step" "it resolves" "pass the turn"
crystal_shooter: Probe as super good there
ritchards: So... how is Ben vs Ben going?
colinoclock: GGs
TaegukTheWise: you know, Jer went off with high tide earlier today just fine...
ArcOfTheConclave: yes, snapcaster does attack for 2
secretbranch: to the left to the left
theonlyangelx: GGs
secretbranch: ALEX LIVES
JonnyGlitch: left side does have an advantage
TheOtherTrevor: untapping lands is like a vigilant land
phorrestgaze: not all right
JonnyGlitch: Left chair often does well
colinoclock: left side best side
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Despoiler98: Magic ANGER critroleCaleb
colinoclock: indeed
JonnyGlitch: Hi Alex!
Despoiler98: ALEX NO
northernmercury: KAYFABE ALEX
Znazl: LUL
MrBurrito: !decklists
TaegukTheWise: pattyMad
JonnyGlitch: you're audible Alex
Silver__Knight_: damnit alex, don't break Kayfabe
JonnyGlitch: You're in the Milkshake Bracket Cam
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: wowwww
Blasteg: got'em
RayFK: I quit
TheOtherTrevor: orange slices for everyone
Lucaan: eogHee
TheWarbo: sometimes two people have the same first name MIND BLOWN
Krokaar: thats not Ben, thats some mustacheo imposto
Jackal720: Face, Meet Palm
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Feminine_Desires: I had this on the back
josh_le_crafter: Why did that get me...
Feminine_Desires: I forgot to edit and post
Lenr_: this was lots of fun, looking forward to more :D
colinoclock: punt!
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Lucaan: "This black lotus is sticky"
ritchards: Adam!
Rockario: Coach coming in either means consolation orange slices, or yelling and garbage can kicking
DigitalSeahorse: Gatoraid is good for nothing else, certainly not drinking
TheWarbo: HZD confirmed
fcg_shadow: sorry power went out :( I missed Jer and Cams matches :(
Kamotetop: showlove10 showlove10 showlove10 showlove10 showlove10
fcg_shadow: 38-40 degrees here in Australia atm
TheWarbo: no Rhythm Cafe?
chibi_bento: we love Adam no matter what he's playing.
F1SHOR: noones going to die is the main thing
Lucaan: Oh yeah, Serge is going to be back Monday
Dryhad: Wow, Alex, TOS
phorrestgaze: "hell" and "show" are accurate tags
Katakas_Yule: Avenir got it on
Jacobontherun1: I wanna see Molander's costume
phorrestgaze: I like stuff and things!
northernmercury: stuff AND things? spoili g us
JonnyGlitch: "spice coming down the pipe" sounds messy
RayFK: STILL TOO LAZY TO GRAB MY LAPTOP
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RayFK: Dix It's across my apartment and I'm in PJ's with 2 blankets
RayFK: It's a lot of work
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RayFK: A gangbang of LRR
RayFK: Wait
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RayFK: Shit
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phorrestgaze: who's filling the expert role? Anyone trained in thieves tools?
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Durzo_Blint_: A baker's dozen of LRR's
DigitalSeahorse: a GLOD of LRRs
Bladinus: a stack of LRRs
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab benginDab benginDab
sgowell: A qwerp of lrrs
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addietude: Jers face at the dabs lol
Muddy_Thunder: a cavalcade of lrrs?
Skudd: When you see 2 months, you know you've got'em hooked.
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americanhalo: Perfect just made it!
F1SHOR: damnit serge :P
DigitalSeahorse: :D
NightBook1: cheer100
RayFK: Oh god Jorge Dubya fucking GOT ME
IDOstr: helloo from russia
QuirkAttack: @f1shor thank you ^.^
colinoclock: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DaSunao: Got it
F1SHOR: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
ChaosInfest: serge2Heart sergeHeart lrrHEART lrrDARK
TheWarbo: wow your hand was a counterpell
mariammistressofmanifolds: wow, the card reader really wants to see counterspell in everything
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart theonl45Heart lrrDARK ferociousPride lrrHEART slytqHeart feliciaHeart
Bladinus: that's it, Ben hada Counterspell up his sleeve the whole time! Big cheats!
ArmadilloAL: It's not the hand. The card reader thinks the blue circle on the table is the Invocation artwork for Counterspell.
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart viking64Waffle this is a funny looking heart
ThePerrBearr: Loki 69
ThePerrBearr: nice
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RayFK: Hey guys, what the hell is this zed you keep saying?
coelopteryx: i think it's a power rangers guy :P
RayFK: coelopteryx It scans
TheWarbo: I thought it was the guy in Borderlands
RayFK: (also he says as a Canadian)
RayFK: Before I get ANOTHER whisper explaining Zed...
colinoclock: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ThePerrBearr: you know, the alphabet. " A Bed Ced Ded Eed F Ged....
ChaosInfest: That is the most power with which anyone has read my name
ChaosInfest: Love you Cam
M23R: πŸ€”
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Rockario: Eli Pants, or elipants?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe they're American :P
ChaosInfest: Now, to the VOD
Wodar9: How do you read a night book?
Phailhammer: cya :)
head_cannon: G'night, all!
josh_le_crafter: Alex is a russian spy
M23R: DONNYBROOK
colinoclock: classic
coelopteryx: (i very much enjoyed the zed running joke goof) (i hope they know that it was good)
DigitalSeahorse: *digs up her tablet from under a pile of stuff it shouldn't have been under*