GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (5m from now).
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SAJewers: !findquote very good
LRRbot: Quote #1322: "You found a hole! Good job!" —Heather [2015-10-31]
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: I feel like that going live quote might not be real 🤔 🤔
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is going to hang out and jam some Spheda. | "Wow this guy is very good at Spheda" - Twitch Chat, 2019 | This is a direct quote and you can't dispute it. | ||
Earthenone: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Laurence72 runs in with a piece of toast in his mouth
TXC2: I mean, I can make it a real quote Kappa
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GapFiller: hmm
m0nkeyrama: LUL @TXC2
GapFiller: dunno how useful that resub will be given getting onna plane in two days
GapFiller: followed by what will probs be several months of radio silence
GapFiller: still nice to support LRR at least
TXC2: GapFiller lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: katesAir
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART
bloodybighead: way to be, gapfiller.
TXC2: Here we go!
VoidByAnyOtherName: there's no way twitch chat would ever say that
m0nkeyrama: Good Morning Adam!
LetsConsider: Hi everyone!
VoidByAnyOtherName: tell me you didn't
TXC2: Hello Adam
thegreatwyrdling: we are heerrreee!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
GapFiller: good evening James
TXC2: Adam is good at Spehda
m0nkeyrama: Maybe? SeriousSloth
TXC2: there we go
Anubis169: Hi hi Adam!
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
GapFiller: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
bloodybighead: i started Best Servrd Cold this morning. got half way through.
hopelessamountofspiders: Hi Adam :)
TXC2: Hello Anubis169
m0nkeyrama: The tweet said "this guy" Kappa
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xhres2: HI ADAM!
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Laurence72: Yay for best PS2 golf game!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ohey, i just got done catching up on the spheda streams, and now you are live! what good timing!
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (3m ago).
SharkHero08: hello o/
m0nkeyrama: @SharkHero08 :o
Noodles_15: Wow this guy is very good at Spheda
Noodles_15: Kappa
LetsConsider: I’m ok, kinda cold, somewhat tired
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xhres2: not even close
SharkHero08: "wery good" at spheda
MilkInBag: can you tell others in the office to lower volume, we can hear them and they're stopping us from fully experiencing this stream OpieOP
m0nkeyrama: "Mark" "shot in the dark"
jamesk902 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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mtvcdm: Is the cup a winner?
Earthenone: !reverse shh
xhres2: wrong ethnicity :p
m0nkeyrama: Some of us aren't canadian SeriousSloth
MilkInBag: well screw you
Scrubbodiestobears: unrolling it before you finish it is like playing your lands in front of your creatures!
TXC2: you mean Heathens Adam?
LordWinsley subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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m0nkeyrama: LUL , that's true
Earthenone: everyone knows its bad luck to roll down an unfinished rim
mtvcdm: I don't even drink coffee and also don't have a Tim horton's within a hundred miles anyway.
bloodybighead: Adam, I started Best Served Cold this morning. I got half way through it.
SharkHero08: who wants to be canadian anyways
m0nkeyrama: Nice @bloodybighead !
TXC2: SharkHero08 most American's it seems :P
DaSunao: Golf!
Nightvalien28: hello fellow trogs, how goes the golf
m0nkeyrama: Heya @Nightvalien28
MilkInBag: wtf it's 540 pages
MilkInBag: and you read half in a HALF A DAY?
m0nkeyrama: wow, that is speedreading
m0nkeyrama: jesus
Invitare: is "Best Served Cold" a Gazpacho recipe book?
MilkInBag: your eyes deserve a speed ticket
bloodybighead: Thanks. Yes i do. the beginning was a little meh, but I am digging the narrative.
weff47: hi o/
TXC2: Yeah? one page a minute, 270 page is what, 4.5 hours?
m0nkeyrama: Hi @weff47
weff47: how's everyone doing?
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>seabatTROG
TXC2: hello weff47 welcome
m0nkeyrama: Apparently it is
Earthenone: seabatPAPACHEESE StinkyCheese
bloodybighead: Its how I was able to begin collage at age 12.
MilkInBag: tbf i only read like 1-2 hours max a day
m0nkeyrama: LUL um
Aenir798: You're still just a growing boy, you need to eat
Invitare: would you feel better if we started talking about food in Chat? Kappa
TheMandrew: chat, can i ask a real dumb question? Why is this game called Spheda?
m0nkeyrama: Adam's stomach is a black hole
Critterbot: food is pretty damn good though
FireFlower18: I just finished making stir fry
Earthenone: you put the sphere in the rift, duh
Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: Remember... eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs!
bloodybighead: I had a nurtigrain bar for breakfast.
m0nkeyrama: How are you doing today, Adam?
DaSunao: I'm thinking I should get some spicy miso ramen this afternoon
bloodybighead: oh sorry.
SharkHero08: grilled chicjen SeriousSloth
Invitare: oh come on, that's basically BEGGING us to do it
Didero: Good evening!
Earthenone: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #3782: "I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food" —Ian [2016-12-25]
RebekahWSD: I had an MRI yesterday! That's not food.
Aenir798: I ate some fastfood earlier, yum
TXC2: chat you've been told
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>please you bagel us? Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt: chat pls
Didero: Hey Adam, what does your shirt say?
ehsteveG: <message deleted>My local pizza joint has a pie called 'The Warrior' it's cheese with fris and breaded chicken, and it uses mac & cheese in lue of sauce
m0nkeyrama: LUL
FireFlower18: I hit enter before you said that
Aenir798: Just eat on stream
m0nkeyrama: C Falc :o
Anubis169: i'm down sick, everything hurts so food's the last thing on my mind
bloodybighead: how about drinks, i enjoy apple juice.
SharkHero08: Send beej to get food
Earthenone: sounds like a "you" problem
Aenir798: Just carry the streaming computer with you as you go get food
Domomaru: apple juice is great, but consider pulp free orange juice @bloodybighead
Erudite_Cynic: apparently the delay is too strong for me
Didero: This game has a very ecclectic mix of enemies, doesn't it?
Anubis169: btw Adam, my little miss pusscat says hi... she just meowed at you on the screen :D
TastyArsenic: what if i get an uber eats to the monbase forvyou adam?
m0nkeyrama: Kitty!
bloodybighead: pulp free for life.
Didero: Adam is talking about food, ban him mods! Kappa
kiarru: I luv this games art style
Anubis169: she meowed again!
Anubis169: you're talking to my kitty cat :D
xhres2: I have been on a super unhealthy eating binge for the last week. And I'm thinking of just ordering pizza now
m0nkeyrama: Pulp is good, though @bloodybighead
bloodybighead: @kiarru a coment about the game. nice.
MilkInBag: pulp is life
hopelessamountofspiders subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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m0nkeyrama: LUL alrighty
Invitare: is pulp food?
m0nkeyrama: WOW
ManaIishi: Pulp is "fine"
Anubis169: Invitare: no pulp is fiction
Anubis169: Kappa
m0nkeyrama: My opinion isn't bad
FireFlower18: get your chonks out of my juice
SharkHero08: orange soda is good
Anubis169 dives for cover
kiarru: Food fight!
bloodybighead: i feel like im drinking chucky phlem when there is pulp in my juice.
Vn497: wow, this guy is really good at spheda
TastyArsenic: subway subs are tacos; change my mind
TXC2: bloodybighead gross
Anubis169 swaps TastyArsenic's mind out
Didero: "Hunk of Copper" feels like a series of mistranslations starting from "Iron Man"
bloodybighead: i know. hence, pulp free.
TXC2: Didero :D
m0nkeyrama: That was a good strat, people will keep coming in with that compliment seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Erudite_Cynic: orange soda with pulp Kappa
MilkInBag: ok ok let's not fight about food, let's talk about Jody Wilson-Raybould being pressured to not prosecute SNC Lavalin OpieOP
m0nkeyrama: what
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: nah
Earthenone: !quote 4545
LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
MilkInBag: that's huh, canadian politics @m0nkeyrama
RavingPenguin: Hot dogs are tacos
Anubis169: hihi SubOcean lrrAWESOME
m0nkeyrama: eh?
betsytheripper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
betsytheripper: I was promised golf?
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Domomaru: i had to try and explain to my euro friends what a flour tortilla was. the kept thinking it was like a crepe
TXC2: hello The_Ocean_who_Subbed
Invitare: remember to level Monica
Laurence72: Digi Hammer, digital hammers, Digi Hammers are the CHAMPIONS!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hello!
TXC2: Golf has to be earned
m0nkeyrama: oof
TastyArsenic: @domomaru i mean, yeah
DaSunao: I mean, it is like a crepe
m0nkeyrama: we need so many exorcists Kappa
weff47: is that hammer just made out of barbells held together by threaded rods?
MilkInBag: why is there so much gameplay keeping you from golf?
betsytheripper: oh I can wait
m0nkeyrama: Patience isn't our strong suit
McGurganatorZX: Aw heck yeah Spheda time!
m0nkeyrama: want us to look it up?
FireFlower18: it's too early for us to be THIS argumentative
bloodybighead: you need to train with john constantine
BrindleBoar: Lunar Station makes sense... if it's moon cheese
Domomaru: i just get cheese from m grocery store
MilkInBag: not so humble brags
Anubis169: good things don't come to those who wait, only wait when you know something's 100% coming
McGurganatorZX: Adam just golf for your cheese
DaSunao: I have problems finding cheese in Japan.
m0nkeyrama: Well
m0nkeyrama: level it :)
MilkInBag: so whats the enemy, a steampunk fox with a rifle?
BrindleBoar: serious talk though, who gave that wolf a gun
kiarru: MC’s hair looks like it would just get in the way lol
Earthenone: i iamgine that is because of the culture diference
bloodybighead: your b-slap is on fire.
Anubis169: Japan doesn't really do cheese
MilkInBag: wooooooooooow adam doesnt trust chat
TXC2: Hello Ian
big_blue_man: BrindleBoar Garruk was pissed
weff47: aren't a lot of Japanese people lactose intolerant?
DaSunao: I live in Japan!
TXC2: turns out it's hard to raise cows in Japan
m0nkeyrama: Hi Ian!
Anubis169: you can find plastic cheese in japan, but you can't find proper cheese 'cept in imported food sections
SharkHero08: doesnt japan really like milk
MilkInBag: cows can't swim OpieOP
Aenir798: Thanks for the knowledge bomb, resident Japan expert!
ChroniclerC: Also, Americans are CRAZY for cheese.
kiarru: Thanks for the japan cheese lore ian
bloodybighead: My wife (who is japanese) loves cheese.
m0nkeyrama: Did you, though?
Scrubbodiestobears: wait you're not an expert on everyone here?
DaSunao: I am not an expert
MilkInBag: no because you hate chat OpieOP you wouldnt offer advice
McGurganatorZX: look all we know is cave slime
xhres2: Wait you aren't a video game boss?
Anubis169: well you're the one with the "WOHS EM" tshirt on
m0nkeyrama: Starlight Temple in the future has cheese @LoadingReadyRun
Anubis169: Kappa
TXC2: Becuase it's Funnier Adam Kappa
Anubis169: you're Nega-Adam
ChroniclerC: Man, Adam, if you stopped ~being~ a villain... Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cheesus Christ
TastyArsenic: adam is def the heel of the lrr streamers to be fair tho
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Aenir798: Do we need to notify HR?
bloodybighead: its the internet, ill informed conclusions are all we can jump to.
m0nkeyrama: Involving Paul now?
Domomaru: i'd totally be adam's henchmen if he was a villain. seems like a good boss
Tripleyew: Granted, we *fingerpaint* you as the villain
MilkInBag: merely a heel
Earthenone: hr is James
TXC2: Kathleen is HR Kappa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Kathleen has said she's HR
SharkHero08: sounds like we need to take japan to wisconsin for a bit
t3h_f1gm3nt: i thought HR was james...which...yeah, theres no HR Kappa
Anubis169: Kathleen's HR :)
m0nkeyrama: Time to bribe Kathleen
m0nkeyrama: Kappa
MilkInBag: why does this fox have no legs
ChroniclerC: That wolf has no legs...
Anubis169: don't you know, you can't bribe HR
MilkInBag: why is it floating
weff47: Twitch chat would make an awful HR rep
hanrat: yeah but she means it more in a supply of ritual materials kind of sense
DaSunao: Is this the "heel turn" I hear about? Suddenly betraying chat and turning on them?
MilkInBag: e-excuse me
Anubis169: Golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf
ChroniclerC: What does the legless fox say?
m0nkeyrama: Adam has always been a heel
McGurganatorZX: Ah the chip it over the rock strat
Tripleyew: Adam, some people are born villainous, some achieve villainhood, some people get nominated and seconded by chat. I’m sorry, that’s the law.
Earthenone: adam is like the miz, he is a heel but we love him
TXC2: Are we the Jannety to Adam's Shawn Michaels? Kappa
RayFK: Is that my glorious golf boy?
RayFK: It is!
Anubis169: RayFK :D
hanrat: wait .. this is a golf game?
TXC2: Hello RayFK
Anubis169: did you get my whisper?
ChroniclerC: Howdy, Jeej.
MilkInBag: ResidentSleeper
Didero: When does the 'ball' change color again?
McGurganatorZX: OH!
m0nkeyrama: Hiiii @RayFK rayfkHeart
SharkHero08: but can you beat beej at mario golf?
AntiCrepuscular: Didero when it bounces
TXC2: Didero when it bounces
RayFK: @Anubis169 Ah I did not, but yeah! It was a surprise
m0nkeyrama: He has a nintendo lair :o
Didero: So not when you hit it with the club?
MilkInBag: and it's not even his final form
TXC2: "Beej's Nintendo lair" :D
SharkHero08: beej has lair actions
leebenningfield: did anyone see the twitter thread full of putters with crazy shapes
FireFlower18: you have to be invited.
Laurence72: I fully believe that Beej has a 'Nintendo Lair'.
m0nkeyrama: Beej is OpieOP
McGurganatorZX: so beej is a nintendo dragon? seems right
Aenir798: Does that mean if you get better at Nintendo games, he automatically becomes stronger as soon as you enter the room?
AntiCrepuscular: TXC2 new stream starting next week Kappa
m0nkeyrama: awk
TXC2: AntiCrepuscular I wish :p
SharkHero08: im the best, misses
EnoTheTonberry: Wow this guys is really good at Dark Cloud 2
Anubis169: SAVED
McGurganatorZX: dang good spheda
betsytheripper: the golf we craved, taken from us too soon
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏
MilkInBag: lv powder, time to snort
Didero: Yeah, Adam is one of the top Dark Cloud 2 streamers on Twitch
EnoTheTonberry: In the top 1% of Dark Cloud Players
TastyArsenic: one of?
Aenir798: Man Adam, can't you be more bad at golf so we can enjoy it for longer?
Anubis169: i think he's one of the only ones whenever GDQ's not on
m0nkeyrama: are there others?
MilkInBag: Narrator: But there was actually no one else.
ChroniclerC: slytqPie
McGurganatorZX: adam's the Youngster Joey of Dark Cloud 2. Top Percent
Domomaru: potato pie sounds awfully starchy
Didero: Of all the people I know that stream Dark Cloud 2, Adam is easily in the top 10
bloodybighead: you should do sw bounty hunter.
kiarru: Is adam going to do dark cloud gdq then? xD
MilkInBag: adam is the Ninja of Dark Cloud 2
SharkHero08: do you mean potato salad?
m0nkeyrama: I thought we couldn't talk about food SeriousSloth
EnoTheTonberry: Potato Pie? Do they mean Sweet Potato Pie?
weff47: who doesn't love carbs
Invitare: I don't have any bones in my body
EnoTheTonberry: In that case, no thanks.
McGurganatorZX: mmm
Anubis169: so uhh... whatever happened to Speedrunoneword?
Anubis169: Kappa
Earthenone: if you want to see adam speedrun, check out speedrunoneword on twitch
MilkInBag: it sounds like a waste of crust
SharkHero08: well, sweet potatos are gross
Earthenone: youtube*
weff47: ^
bloodybighead: hey, no food references...
TXC2: SharkHero08 indeed they are
EnoTheTonberry: It's a Wing Gundam
Invitare: can't stand sweet potatoes, and as a Vegetarian they're almost inescable
Domomaru: i prefer my sweet potatoes baked in lots of brown sugar
Didero: We'd have reminded you, Adam, but we weren't allowed to mention food Kappa
MilkInBag: sweet potatoes are great in everything
Anubis169: what's a yam?
betsytheripper: ooooh I have frozen sweet potato fries
betsytheripper: hell yeah I know what I'm doing for lunch
Earthenone: lrrYAM
churn16: Hello from chixulub. Mexico❤️
ManaIishi: Sweet Potatoes are great
FireFlower18: I made sweet potato hash brwons a couple nights ago. turned out great
TXC2: hello churn16 welcome
EnoTheTonberry: What's a Sweet Potato?
EnoTheTonberry: It's a Yam
MilkInBag: hi Adam's mom PogChamp
artemasrukh: oh my god this game was my childhood
McGurganatorZX: dang now I want Sweet Potatoes
Banrael: Hi Adam's mom
BrindleBoar: hi Savimom
m0nkeyrama: Helo Adam's mom <3 @churn16 !
shadmed subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Anubis169: churn16: 'ello Savimom lrrAWESOME
SharkHero08: hi Mrs Savidan, your boy is very sweet
ChroniclerC: Hello!
xhres2: Helo Adam's mom <3!
m0nkeyrama: But you bully us, too Adam SeriousSloth
hopelessamountofspiders: Hi Adam's mum <3
Aenir798: Wow Adam are you going to use that kind of language with your mom watching?
weff47: what's she gonna do, beat up my mom?
EnoTheTonberry: Big Brain Mom Plays.
IkeaShotgun: you can charge the bracelet
TastyArsenic: is your mom subbed to your twitch?
Anubis169: yes
m0nkeyrama: LUL
bloodybighead: you stream with your mom with that mouth?
Anubis169 gifted a Tier 1 sub to churn16! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
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churn16: Love seeing my boy excel at what he loves
MilkInBag: wholesome
HondoTrigger: did you know you could press the attack button to damage enemies? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Wholesome af
Anubis169: Enjoy the emotes Mrs. Savidan :D
chunkalicius subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Earthenone: clikc the little smiley face near the text box to see emotes
MilkInBag: Adam LOVES dunking on us, he's great at it too OpieOP
Banrael: cheer100 And here's some bits, since the current number is decidedly too low.
m0nkeyrama: Adam's mom is the best seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
FireFlower18: Suffix!
m0nkeyrama: HELLO SUFFIX
Laurence72: I keep on misreading Gundron as Gundam
Anubis169: Adam: For levelling weapons, does the weapon have to do the killing blow, or do you just have to land a hit with it in the chain?
churn16: You will have to explain it to me. I would rather they sub you ❤️
Anubis169: ah balls
McGurganatorZX: EXP Coin is in Smiling fairy village?
ayirbudd: woooohooo adam's gamenhaüsen!
TXC2: hello ayirbudd welcome
Domomaru: hoo boy, the temp is dropping outside. probably never as bad as canada gets but still
DrWreckage: Last night I dreamed you did a live stream, like a live show but it was just you doing a video game.
TheAngryRedBird subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
TheAngryRedBird: Hi Adam! Glad this still keeps my month count, since i screwed up and accidentally subbed to the Magic channel last month w my Prime sub. Keep up the awesome content LRR peoples!
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Anubis169: Domomaru: UK's toasty, it was 17c a couple days ago lrrSPOOP
McGurganatorZX: idk maybe I'm looking at the wrong guide....
m0nkeyrama: LUL
DrWreckage: No, like, on a stage with tickets
Anubis169: (but our weather's about as predictable as when you're going to get a static zap)
ayirbudd: that is exactly what you are doing right now
m0nkeyrama: Huh, like a stage show
Banrael: Last night I dreamed I had a weird cat with red eyes - it was spoopy. lrrSPOOP
hanrat: @anubis169 it got cold again. luckily I put my coat in for repairs for the *exact* duration of the heat wave
m0nkeyrama: We do pay for that
DrWreckage: I agree, in my dream I thought it was a stupid idea
weff47: isn't that just AGDQ?
SharkHero08: i mean, people have
xhres2: Depends on where you do it, I'd show up
HondoTrigger: Adam Savidan: THE LIVE EXPERIENCE
Anubis169: you damaged your coat? o.O
t3h_f1gm3nt: haven't the grumps done that?
ayirbudd: id pay for that. but only to watch you play boshy in silence
Domomaru: that's the next step in streaming really, live studio audience
Didero: And not even with a beamer or anything, just you staring at a small screen
m0nkeyrama: I mean, does it include a meet and greet?
EnoTheTonberry: Oooh, Bone Rapier. That's probably not that sturdy.
TXC2: Domomaru that's not really streaming at that point :P
Thandres: if you go to a live stage, do we get the laugh track in the recording? :o
Domomaru: they still stream on twitch @TXC2 , there's just an audience there too
Domomaru: you could sell tickets
weff47: we shall call it live livestreaming
ayirbudd: huh! huh! huh! huh!
Anubis169: katesBoosh
EnoTheTonberry: Are those... Suicide Trees?
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Anubis169: EnoTheTonberry: yyyyup lrrCOW
Anubis169: they're like creepers
m0nkeyrama: why are there trees in a volcano?
Didero: why have you angered the trees, Adam?
weff47: why not?
MilkInBag: like a great sage would say, wack
EnoTheTonberry: Adam runs the saws of Isengard.
ayirbudd: those trees dont telegraph very much do they
m0nkeyrama: No?
Valkyrie_Lemons subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
Valkyrie_Lemons: Wow this guy is very good at Spheda
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Earthenone: !findquote no
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Anubis169: Lemons!
m0nkeyrama: Adam's plan to get compliments all day is really working out seabatBRAIN
ayirbudd: that seems unlikely
Anubis169: chwLove
Valkyrie_Lemons: Hello friends
TXC2: hello Valkyrie_Lemons welcome
Valkyrie_Lemons: I am Twitch Chat even if I'm here very unregularly nowdays
Valkyrie_Lemons: Irregularrly
Valkyrie_Lemons: Or whatever the correct word is
m0nkeyrama: Hello there @Valkyrie_Lemons <3
Anubis169: the latter, Valkyrie_Lemons
Valkyrie_Lemons: So how is everyone?
ayirbudd: does the bottom half of your shirt say "what you got"
m0nkeyrama: Wow Adam
MilkInBag: yeah, screw LRR KAppa
Anubis169 dies laughing
Invitare: I don't, but no one else will accept me :(
TXC2: hay, we're YOUR nerds Adam Kappa
FireFlower18: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
EnoTheTonberry: It's a medical condition!
MilkInBag: what if it said 'show me your moose'
m0nkeyrama: Why do you want to hang out with us, Adam? seabatTROG
ayirbudd: ohhh shiiit yeah
Valkyrie_Lemons: Adam, please don't talk about my friends like that even if it is true
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: That's not possible
Erudite_Cynic: DEFUNCT?
m0nkeyrama: On hiatus
m0nkeyrama: :(
MilkInBag: it's a hiatus, not dead
Didero: Ok, I don't know you personally, Adam, but I highly doubt you're worse than the average Twitch chatter
Pseudonym_Ken: Nooooo, Spectator Mode is sweet, I never cared about competitive scenes before that show
rocketjohn: I am pretty sure the first thing I saw ever, when i tuned into a LRR stream was Adam shouting VAAAAAALKYRIEEE LEEEMOONNNNNNS for a sub welcome.
ayirbudd: hmm maybe someone from OWL would be available when the season is over?
rocketjohn: and it made an impression on me
thebluecosmonaut: man got plugged in the jar
m0nkeyrama: Huh
MilkInBag: I don't get it
m0nkeyrama: Hi Blue
Valkyrie_Lemons: That's pretty awesome rocketjohn
Kamotetop: That is unfortunate
m0nkeyrama: Suuuure
EnoTheTonberry: Sad
Anubis169: it's kinda accurate
Didero: 'vernacular' is a good word that I forgot existed
TXC2: yeap scans
ayirbudd: i call people being grumpy "pappy"
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: I really loved Spèctator Mode
Valkyrie_Lemons: I thought life was a halfpipe
MilkInBag: a huge arm is life, ok
Earthenone: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
m0nkeyrama: Adam's bicep is life? :o
ArkhamArchivist: Or, they make it suck less
ayirbudd: duh monkey
betsytheripper: m0nkeyrama truth
SharkHero08: Im I the plug? gosh i hope im not the plug
ChroniclerC: M0nkeyrama, if that doens't make the Clip list, I will be disapointed in you. :P
Anubis169: somebody that stops the flow of events
m0nkeyrama: LUL
hopelessamountofspiders: life lessons with Adam = perfect
JoeKim: hello friends
JoeKim: hows the golf life
TXC2: Hello JoeKim welcome
EnoTheTonberry: Hi Joekim
MilkInBag: be the plumber of your life
thebluecosmonaut: get plugged joe
m0nkeyrama: All?
Didero: Here is my handle, here is my spout. Life flows through it, so keep your plug out
JoeKim: everything you say is weird Adam
m0nkeyrama: Doubt
Earthenone: !findquote apt
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
EnoTheTonberry: Everything you say is weird.
Valkyrie_Lemons: You say a lot of weird shit adam
JoeKim: wait. what?
Earthenone: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5851: "I shot the fan with my hacker gun until it exploded." —Adam [2019-02-27]
JoeKim: why am i getting plugged?
rocketjohn: *doubt*
ayirbudd: her golf game is strange.. and involves swords
JoeKim: is that a sex thing
Valkyrie_Lemons: Arse and wire brush come to mind
thebluecosmonaut: @JoeKim youre a total plug dude
MilkInBag: that's very false
Erudite_Cynic: Joe we are getteing those realtalk moments with Adam
MilkInBag: they clearly dont know beej
ayirbudd: wait what when did james get in the chat
ChroniclerC: Many things you say are weird, and that's fine.
m0nkeyrama: 10???????
Laserbeaks_Fury: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a stream.
rocketjohn: JoeKim in your case, it can be?
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] Nothing I say is weird.
LRRbot: New quote #5856: "Nothing I say is weird." —Adam [2019-03-02]
weff47: If that person is particularly shitty then they are a butt plug
Anubis169: You come out with a couple of choice gems
JoeKim: i dinnae unnerstand
Aenir798: Don't you remember from that Magic stream with James? You're the guy that says all the weird stuff.
JoeKim: the plug reference
Didero: Seems Spheda is back on the menu :P
Erudite_Cynic: @JoeKim Also no food talk or adam will get salty
ChroniclerC: You're gonna get this in 2, I know it.
TXC2: weff47 nah butt plugs are great Kappa
JoeKim: alol
JoeKim: but i love salty adam
chunkalicius: wait, are you golfing now? what the hell is this game??
MilkInBag: a golf game
silenceaux: If you hit the edge of these halls does it go out of bounds
EnoTheTonberry: Why Golfing? What a strange Mechanic in this game
MilkInBag: with an RPG around it
Earthenone: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Cloud 2
weff47: @TXC2 then an improvised one that sends you to the hospital?
ChroniclerC: Chunk, this is the part of the game we're here for. ^_^
TXC2: weff47 fair
Erudite_Cynic: I made a harmless bagel reference and got timed out so the mods are on point today
artemasrukh: BOUNCE IT OFF A WALL
ayirbudd: that was clooooose
rocketjohn: You're not the best whistler...
Valkyrie_Lemons: Nice and steady
Anubis169: rocketjohn: no, that guy from finland is
KartoffelKaiser: Got here in time for the king's game PogChamp
kiarru: When I look at Adam, I definitely think, that man looks like he digitally golfs.
DaSunao: @erudite_cynic That's because Adam is hungry. We can't talk about delicious food
MilkInBag: adam should get a spheda golf tattoo
m0nkeyrama: 10 shots through these caverns seabatYIKES
EnoTheTonberry: I imagine he spends his vast Twitch fortune on Golf VR Machnes
KartoffelKaiser: Yo look at that control PogChamp
Erudite_Cynic: get the club tattooed
m0nkeyrama: Not even one of James' face? Kappa
SharkHero08: what if we payed you to get the tatto
KartoffelKaiser: You should def cosplay AS spheda tho
MilkInBag: are your current tattoos better than a spheda golf tattoo?
m0nkeyrama: Tippy tap :o
EnoTheTonberry: Man, this guy is really good at Spheda.
ayirbudd: ooh yeah i like that. get james face tattooed on your face so when people mistake you for james it actually makes sense!
TXC2: wall bounce it
ChroniclerC: Tippy tap again, change color again?
KartoffelKaiser: I have faith in the god of spheda
thebluecosmonaut: SLAM IT
thebluecosmonaut: OFF THE WALL
m0nkeyrama: oof, this one was super tough
Anubis169: bounce on teh way?
Erudite_Cynic: slamajam time
EnoTheTonberry: Did you get a Mulligan?
TXC2: you can do it Adam, I believe in you
Didero: Does the ball have to be the same color as the portal, or the opposite?
m0nkeyrama: bounce it off the roof :o
ChroniclerC: Opposite, Didero.
sicness9: the nostalgia with this game Kreygasm
MilkInBag: or 3 times
Earthenone: or 3 times
Didero: Thanks, ChroniclerC
betsytheripper: the crowd waits with bated breath
thebluecosmonaut: heck
Earthenone: Nice Shot
m0nkeyrama: well then
Valkyrie_Lemons: NotLIkeThis
TXC2: famnit
betsytheripper: dang
Anubis169: ffffffff
m0nkeyrama: good attempt
MilkInBag: time to pack it up
Valkyrie_Lemons: NotLikeThis
ChroniclerC: lrrSCOOP
TXC2: *damnit
Anubis169: that was a perf-shot too
m0nkeyrama: 10 shots is ridiculous
KartoffelKaiser: that's ok that's just RNG manipulation for the next spheda gam Kappa
MilkInBag: it's an ironic nice shot
EnoTheTonberry: Hello PGA? I was wrong about this guy. I'll let you know if I find a real pro.
m0nkeyrama: "nice" shot
thebluecosmonaut: nah they are
Valkyrie_Lemons: It's the SGA we need
MilkInBag: how can you know
m0nkeyrama: You never know 🤷♀️
silenceaux: So I don't actually know much about this game, does that mean Spheda is done in that area now?
MilkInBag: maybe tiger woods love this stream
KartoffelKaiser: If I was PGA I would be scouting Infamous Spheda God Adam Savidan.
FireFlower18: you need something to do during actual golf.
Earthenone: he has to kill all the monsters again
ayirbudd: this guy SUCKS at golf
Earthenone: then he gets annother proceduraly generated golf portal and ball
Didero: So this is not Iron Man Spheda then?
ayirbudd: nooonooooo you read it wrong
m0nkeyrama: Awk
m0nkeyrama: there ya go
ayirbudd: there ya go
m0nkeyrama: Driving ranges are fun
m0nkeyrama: No stakes golf :o
EnoTheTonberry: Why do you have a Machine Gun?
MilkInBag: i still dont get why you got a uzi in this game
thebluecosmonaut: BRATATATATATAT
Didero: So next Gamehaus is an IRL stream of you at the golf course? :P
m0nkeyrama: Max made it
ChroniclerC: MOAR DAKKA
KartoffelKaiser: Look, the golf ball doesn't have to bounce a specific number of times to go into the hole. Spheda is more skill intensive than golf don't @ me
m0nkeyrama: What if James followed you around the golf course with a boombox, blasting the spheda music? seabatTROG
ChroniclerC: *gets to bridge, bracelet still isn't leveled* Kappa
silenceaux: One tenet of social psychology is that we're more likely to praise & like an activity if we have to go through an initiation process representing some difficulty or trial first.
MilkInBag: that hammer has a family, dont be rude
TXC2: It looks like a pair of dumbells :P
ayirbudd: too be fair i dont think this game takes itself too seriously
weff47: that hammer looks like barbell plates held together by threaded rods
silenceaux: ergo, Adam might like Spheda more because he has to do the chores to get to it.
m0nkeyrama: It does :o
thebluecosmonaut: WHICH SHALL IT BE
weff47: like hazing
Earthenone: left!
m0nkeyrama: Which shall it be? seabatTROG seabatTROG
silenceaux: like hazing! @weff47
MilkInBag: who's the voice actor
Valkyrie_Lemons: WhIcH ShAlL iT bE?
EnoTheTonberry: You recieved Metal
m0nkeyrama: That psych thing totally tracks, too
ayirbudd: heres some scrap metal i was gonna throw away
ChroniclerC: The power of metal!
Earthenone: robin from teen titans lrrBEEJ
ayirbudd: but i guess you can have it
SquareDotCube: TBF either was pretty craf
thebluecosmonaut: yeah like how we enjoy you after the ordeal of the 365
SquareDotCube: crap for a gift
thebluecosmonaut: we're stockholm syndrome'd now
m0nkeyrama: wow blue
silenceaux: I mean I didn't just make this shit up myself
EnoTheTonberry: Circle Strafe!
weff47: I wonder if that guy is just cleaning out his place and giving you all the trash
thebluecosmonaut: homie got the strafe
silenceaux: Who's gonna stop him?
ArkhamArchivist: I don't know why that isn't part of D&D, just using machine guns on dragons at point blank
weff47: he has a gun
m0nkeyrama: Everyone is pretty chill about max crafting deadly weapons
weff47: no one will
Laurreth: arkhamarchivist: depends on how boring the DM wants to be :-D
TXC2: ArkhamArchivist the DMG does have rules for firearms :p
ayirbudd: go perform dragon genocide to play golf. whooo cares
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
EnoTheTonberry: Sometimes. They are alternate rules
Laurence72: I'm more worried about the fact that they let the kid do urban planning
KartoffelKaiser: Guns are a thing in certain editions and settings of D&D.
silenceaux: Rifle Paladins are a great concept imo
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well after there is a part in Metal Gear where a dude teaches his student how to make a nuclear bomb, I'm fine with Max making his own guns
Laurreth: Knock knock open up the door, it's real, the non-stop pop-pop of 7.62mm on dragon scale!
m0nkeyrama: Have you seen max's towns? They're art SeriousSloth
thebluecosmonaut: wow, youre hired
Thandres: i mean: let the kid to time travel and mess up the timeline??
weff47: the kid is operating heavy machinery too
m0nkeyrama: Giant deadly robot
thebluecosmonaut: THAT TAKES CARE'A YOU GUYS
ayirbudd: did that monster chest just have a bucket of pink paint in it
thebluecosmonaut: lkajfdslksfj
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Blasted on...?
thebluecosmonaut: LMAO
m0nkeyrama: oh myyyyyy
thebluecosmonaut: he steals adderall from his roommate
weff47: LUL
Mr_Horrible subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
Mr_Horrible: This number keeps going up. Should I be worried?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mr_Horrible! (Today's storm count: 17)
EnoTheTonberry: I heard Blasted on Instagram
weff47: lol.
SharkHero08: blasted in the but? thats a weird thing to say about a kid adam
thebluecosmonaut: who has a prescription
m0nkeyrama: Wow
m0nkeyrama: This is quite the narrative
MilkInBag: max invented he has a girl friend and makes up rules why he has to play golf
KartoffelKaiser: He snorts crushed up amphetamines that spell out his spheda record
thebluecosmonaut: max gets canceled on twitter regularly
FireFlower18 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 11 months!
FireFlower18: 18!
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Valkyrie_Lemons: I mean since he's the town planner he can place all the adoral shops he wants
Domomaru: oh hey Adam. what's your favorite dinosaur?
MilkInBag: 18 months, you can now drink and drive PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: This seems much more manageable than the 10 banger earlier
thebluecosmonaut: hammer that shit
TastyArsenic: so in mario, are you, like, eating the fireflower?
ayirbudd: oof i thought that meant you had to start allnover
betsytheripper: sometimes I think that the "off course" says "of course" and I'm just like, rude
weff47: If Max ever became Mayor he would be building a winter sports complex called Ice Town.
ayirbudd: all over*
ChroniclerC: lrrSACK time!
m0nkeyrama: LUL @betsytheripper
KartoffelKaiser: @weff47 how dare you besmirch the good name of Ben Wyatt
Domomaru: just use math
m0nkeyrama: Wow Ice Town
thebluecosmonaut: OFF THE WALL
m0nkeyrama: Ice clown? Kappa
weff47: "Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"
ayirbudd: or magnets
MilkInBag: adam didnt you say golf in this game was getting boring because you always one shot them?
m0nkeyrama: Could be?
TXC2: only one way to find out
m0nkeyrama: Go for it SeriousSloth
Anubis169: go for it
ayirbudd: noooooo idea
flikerz1: I. don't.
EnoTheTonberry: Max is so twitchy
thebluecosmonaut: SLAM IT
Critterbot: it might but uhh, probably not imo
kiarru: This looks like a game id def want to save scum lol
ChroniclerC: Chat believes in you!
MilkInBag: yiked
thebluecosmonaut: NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
ayirbudd: hes twitchy from all the adderal
m0nkeyrama: It was close
thebluecosmonaut: yeeted when you shoulda yoinked
t3h_f1gm3nt: so close :(
TXC2: so close
ChroniclerC: Chat believed in you!
Valkyrie_Lemons: seabatHITBOX
tethro_jull: buy food now!
KartoffelKaiser: I want a cup of that temporal distortion's piss
Mr_Horrible: robbed BabyRage
MilkInBag: of course Max shouted YEET before hitting the ball
m0nkeyrama: Go buy some cheese :o
Anubis169: manFOOD
ChroniclerC: Yeet for distance, Kobe for accuracy.
EnoTheTonberry: He should have kobe'd , but instead he yeet'd
EnoTheTonberry: Rookie Mistake
thebluecosmonaut: extremely
m0nkeyrama: It do
m0nkeyrama: Starlight Temple in the future has cheese, apparently @LoadingReadyRun
KartoffelKaiser: Heim Rada is definitely some sort of Harkonnen cousin
KartoffelKaiser: he probably poisons people or some shit
Anubis169: ok 'Kobe' i get because it stems from a really good basketball player, I can't for the life of me understand where 'Yeet' comes from, it sounds like a ladies' waxing cream :/
thebluecosmonaut: SourPls
m0nkeyrama: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: @Anubis169 It's from a vine
skullyc: So is this just some kind of magic golf game?
m0nkeyrama: Yes
thebluecosmonaut: tbf a lot of current millenial humor has grown directly from vines
KartoffelKaiser: A woman is handed an empty coffee cup, says "This bitch empty", then throws it while saying "YEEET"
m0nkeyrama: with some rpg thrown in Kappa
EnoTheTonberry: Dark Cloud 2: Golfing and Machine Guns
KartoffelKaiser: The cup goes far, thus yeet for distance
ayirbudd subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
ayirbudd: why did this just pop up
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ayirbudd! (Today's storm count: 19)
Anubis169: that sounds.. kinda not funny :/
Anubis169: but blah
m0nkeyrama: Newsies 🤔
m0nkeyrama: Yung Adam
ayirbudd: but i resubbed like 2 weeks ago
m0nkeyrama: Buried in the backyard currently
TXC2: Anubis169 the Yeet vine is all about timming
thebluecosmonaut: lil fucked up bunny dudes
TXC2: *timing
thebluecosmonaut: haha
ayirbudd: YEAH
Banrael: Poppa Cheese?
thebluecosmonaut: SourPls
KartoffelKaiser: wait adam are you a sub cop. You have to tell us if you're a sub cop
m0nkeyrama: This seems like a good shop
Laurreth: Twitch did something to their subiversary counters recently when they started counting totals
MilkInBag: is this stream entrapment?
Sethro420: No Adam your the cheese
Anubis169: TXC2: ..kinda get the feeling if i didn't find 'what are thooooose!?' funny in the slightest, probably won't find that funny either
ChroniclerC: StinkyCheese
ayirbudd: he is the poppa cheese
TXC2: Anubis169 fair
EnoTheTonberry: Adam, are you a troglodyte? You have to tell us if you're a troglodyte.
m0nkeyrama: The change away from consecutive threw everything out of whack
thebluecosmonaut: the lab seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Adam is the king Trog seabatTROG
Zaghrog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
Zaghrog: May the Spheda courses be reasonable and the Spheda shots epic
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zaghrog! (Today's storm count: 20)
ayirbudd: i think it has something to do with me always using mobile twitch
weff47: back to the lab with Dr. Nobb?
Erudite_Cynic: 2002
Sethro420: TROGDOR!!!!!
thebluecosmonaut: lsadkjfasdlk
EnoTheTonberry: How does King Trog interact with Spells being cast?
Earthenone: i am playing monster hunter world on my other monitor
thebluecosmonaut: workin on the nova cannon setup
Earthenone: right now
m0nkeyrama: LUL
rocketjohn: I miss dauntless
thebluecosmonaut: 8sh.FF 6p.CF 236.FF
ChroniclerC: Where did people say that level-up coin was? Some fairie village?
rocketjohn: I tried to play it again, but i got so hammered i lost interest.
DMGlol: wohz em
RayFK: I should pick it up again
m0nkeyrama: Dauntless is still kicking
rocketjohn: but i really want to like it
m0nkeyrama: It's fun
RayFK: But right now, Division 2 open beta
EnoTheTonberry: Just go into the store and buy twenty loaves of bread. What a savage
m0nkeyrama: Dauntless stream when? SeriousSloth
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk: "Hey Adam, you inspire me to work out and get in better shape, good job keep it up"
Suffix: seabatYIKES
Mr_Horrible: I feel that
Anubis169: aww!
m0nkeyrama: Totally fair to take some time off if you need it
Mr_Horrible: last week felt like it took a year off my life
bladed_shadow: is this that golfing game?
Sektor88: enigmaHey
Anubis169 huggles Lord and Lady Hosk
Laurreth: yesterday was weird, everyone I dealt with was tired and completely pissed off
Anubis169: 'ello Sektor
weff47: more about determination than motivation
Bengineering: lrrHEART
Sektor88: hai bis
TXC2: A person can show you the door, YOU have to be the one to walk though it
Laurreth: including me :-D
Banrael: I have made too much tea because of Paul - but it has been good tea.
Anubis169: Ben :D
ChroniclerC: Hai Ben!
rocketjohn: Thing is Adam, i've seen you at start of SWS first ever, and now I see you now, and I *know* i can do it.
TXC2: Hello Bengineering
weff47: yo Ben!
Anubis169 huggles Ben too
Banrael: Heya Ben
m0nkeyrama: Hi Ben! benginHeart
rocketjohn: because you are my height and started my weight
Mr_Horrible: Grumpybats seabatTROG
Bengineering: I feel that buddy. I'm taking a mental Health day
RayFK: I'll send you a saucy selfie, that should fix it
Banrael: benginDab
Sethro420: Max looks like he broke into his brothers jenkum stass
m0nkeyrama: Awww, we appreciate you spending your time with us
Mr_Horrible: Bengineering lrrHEART
Anubis169: brb sec, shower time manYES
EnoTheTonberry: benginHi
Zaghrog: benginHi
m0nkeyrama: Nice @Bengineering , those are always a good idea
Ckiva: wow I just got here and this is a mirror adam stream? where's the real adam gone to?
m0nkeyrama: Jenkum stass?
hoktauri: all the kids are jenkum
m0nkeyrama: Never heard of it
Nightvalien28: easy there old man
silenceaux: Maybe they meant "stash"?
Sethro420: Stash
Zaghrog: deciding to take a mental health day is even better than having to take one
m0nkeyrama: What is jenkum?
ChroniclerC: And yet, there's a pad at the end there, that only seems to exist for you to teleport into. Hrm.
Sethro420: Google
Invitare: there's a Mirror Adam now too?
EnoTheTonberry: Oppa Jenkum Style
m0nkeyrama: Jenkum is google? :o
Ckiva: your top says woh5 3m on it
thebluecosmonaut: lkasjdflkasd
KartoffelKaiser: gottem
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Invitare: I think it was one of those fake drug scares years and years ago
rocketjohn: GOTTEM
weff47: Jenkum? I hardly know em!
Valkyrie_Lemons: He's too bust inventing OP weapons
Valkyrie_Lemons: and town planning
m0nkeyrama: Max probably could, tbh
CaptBiggles subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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m0nkeyrama: nuts don't seem that hard to make LUL
RavingPenguin: Can't get one shot if you don't get hit 4Head
Invitare: one of those ones where the media basically makes something up, or hears about a joke, and then concludes that all our children are at risk
justwhatever_idk: "Wow this guy is very good at Spheda"
thebluecosmonaut: SourPls
m0nkeyrama: Getting lost?
Valkyrie_Lemons: So much fun
m0nkeyrama: Very fun :)
rocketjohn: zzzz,,,,huh..what?
SharkHero08: loads
Valkyrie_Lemons: I have never been more excited
Suffix: I want SPHEDA
betsytheripper: loads of fun, always
FireFlower18: woooo!
betsytheripper: at all times
TXC2: THRILL as a man..... walks around I guess?
m0nkeyrama: Should we stop and ask for directions? Kappa
EnoTheTonberry: "Wow this guy is really good at being lost."
Didero: It's fun for us since we also have you to watch and listen to :P
betsytheripper: thrill as a man pilots a boy?
thebluecosmonaut: witch par- Kreygasm
Sethro420: This is where the jenkum kicks in
Erudite_Cynic: This week on "Getting Lost with Adam" we explore the future labs on the search for neglected treasure
thebluecosmonaut: steven universe ass
thebluecosmonaut: gem collectin ass
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
TXC2: Damn right it will Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: dont talk smack about stevey u or the cartoon cops come for you
FireFlower18: fair
m0nkeyrama: I never had any interest, but it is apparently pretty good
silenceaux: Aesthetics matter, and if you don't like the look of it then w/e
SharkHero08: as a fat kid named steven i havent seen it either
Nightvalien28: it is good but with an horrible pacing
Valkyrie_Lemons: What if I told you Steven Universe has Spheda in it?
Valkyrie_Lemons: I'd be lying, but what if I told you
m0nkeyrama: Meat seabatTROG
Nightvalien28: VL pls
EnoTheTonberry: Are you going to just buy 20 pieces of meat on the bone?
EnoTheTonberry: Called it!
SharkHero08: i saw the pilot and first episode and dropped it
m0nkeyrama: I played smash for the first time in weeks last night, I am very rusty NotLikeThis
Valkyrie_Lemons: That's why he's sad; he can't get that cinnemon roll out
TXC2: no golf, But Steven universe does have a wrestling and baseball Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: I see that guy and see myself NotLikeThis
Sethro420: Eat it!!
ChroniclerC: #justgolfin'
thebluecosmonaut: mount gunderstank
m0nkeyrama: We back to golfing? seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: I see myself but with better hair
RavingPenguin: That chef had the look of a man who has perfected his craft and no longer has mountains to climb
Mr_Horrible: The worst house on the campus!
justwhatever_idk: "hey what up you gunderstank"
Suffix: Benjamineering.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Sethro420: It’s like scrotalstank
Erudite_Cynic: I know Benji is off limits
rocketjohn: I disliek being called Benjamin
m0nkeyrama: Benny?
rocketjohn: but then, my name is John
ayirbudd: rocketjohn same
ayirbudd: except my name isnt john
m0nkeyrama: Brick house OpieOP
Erudite_Cynic: I hear Brick Houses are Mighty Mighty
Valkyrie_Lemons: My name is Benji
Valkyrie_Lemons: How dare you
thebluecosmonaut: benji is the name of that one kid in that one 90s sitcom
Banrael: B-b-b-b benji and the jets
m0nkeyrama: LUL my friends dog is named Benji
thebluecosmonaut: you know the one
hoktauri: My name is John, not Johnny or Johnathan. Hate people trying to be cute.
Sethro420: Good boy benji!!
m0nkeyrama: which one, blue?
thebluecosmonaut: theres not an ACTUAL sitcom jesus
thebluecosmonaut: its saying it sounds LIKE a sitcom name from the 90s
justwhatever_idk: Ben G.
m0nkeyrama: oh
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: My name has no nicknames that people can use regularly
thebluecosmonaut: like "chandler," who tf is named "chandler"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm happy with that
DaMullet14: oh damn, live Spheda?
thebluecosmonaut: or "the fonz"
DaMullet14: Lucky me
justwhatever_idk: @thebluecosmonaut Chandler
GentleSquirre1: <message deleted>heyo SASSidan
DaMullet14: what up adam, chat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Lindsay can be Linds but no one calls me that every time
m0nkeyrama: Adaaaaamn
Mr_Horrible: mmm vanilla yogurt
RatekStormcrow: I loke yogurth
TXC2: thebluecosmonaut his name is Fozarellie
hoktauri: I went by my middle name for the first part of my life and got called Al Bundy a lot, which killed nicknames for me.
justwhatever_idk: Everyone let's give Adam a nick name. Call him Dam
rocketjohn: So not adamski?
ayirbudd: my nickname is "get out of here you degenerate!"
Valkyrie_Lemons: Oh I thought Adam was short for Adamathon
Nightvalien28: most vanilla softboi of whole canadia
justwhatever_idk: or "A"
Therberus: Adam, you're so cool
m0nkeyrama: Ace Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: ok why do people consider Vanilla plain? its one of uoir more exotic spices
Erudite_Cynic: *our
tapdancingbeavers: Hello all.
Himyul: hasn't twitch chat called you a degenerate?
TXC2: hello tapdancingbeavers welcome
m0nkeyrama: Well, now twitch chat will for sure
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
Mr_Horrible: Regenerate seabatTROG
Sethro420: I want poutine!!!
TXC2: My Nickname is and always has been Coxy :P
m0nkeyrama: Which shall it be? seabatTROG
silenceaux: X ? O
Mr_Horrible: Which shall it be? seabatTROG
ayirbudd: i blame white people for most things even though i am a white people
silenceaux: Or is that + ? O
thebluecosmonaut: bone rapier is ready
m0nkeyrama: He just gave a kid a sword
KartoffelKaiser: Vanilla is fucking delicious, but cowards don't put enough of it in things so it has a reputation for being plain
DaMullet14: I blame white people for most things BECAUSE I'm a white people
Mr_Horrible: just got a skull knife from a clown in a box omgS omgGun
betsytheripper: you can now go to the bone zone
m0nkeyrama: irresponsible clown
Didero: "Bone rapier". That seems unsound advice
Therberus: @m0nkeyrama responsible clown
ayirbudd: lol
scissorsmith: What's your shirt say?
TXC2: NO Adam, be Strong
DMGlol: that box is clearly green not yellow
Ckiva: I blame myself for most things, and I just happen to be white people
Sethro420: See!!!!
FireFlower18: cap em
TXC2: scissorsmith "show me your moves"
Didero: Wait, where do the bullets for that gun come from?
GentleSquirre1: <message deleted>rootie tootie point and shootie
DaMullet14: "wohs em"
m0nkeyrama: Adam is mirrored, so $
ayirbudd: wohs em!
GentleSquirre1: <message deleted>your whale cum
ayirbudd: brand new sentence
Ckiva: you absolutely are mirrored
m0nkeyrama: sure thing, dude
thebluecosmonaut: max scavenges bullets from corpses
DaMullet14: Adam's not mirrored, WE are
m0nkeyrama: :o
thebluecosmonaut: fashions them out of stray bits of copper
Therberus: Blatblat goes the blat-gun
thebluecosmonaut: the gazebo is angered
GentleSquirre1: DnD rule sthere
boooling: they need to make a dirt cow 3
thebluecosmonaut: flaskdfjsaldf
thebluecosmonaut: i made a new post today
m0nkeyrama: That sounds like a blue tweet LUL
SharkHero08: every day
m0nkeyrama: Oh you did, blue?
thebluecosmonaut: oh yeah im stickin to it
thebluecosmonaut: gonna keep it goin
ChroniclerC: Sweet flawless on-purpose flip.
m0nkeyrama: Time to open twitter :o
FireFlower18: my gazebo collapsed on Thursday. ishould put some runes on it
thebluecosmonaut: Things From Beyond
thebluecosmonaut: things betwixt IS good
GentleSquirre1: Dark souls is just a hime of memes
GentleSquirre1: home
Mr_Horrible: tfw ur trying to hear stream but they're finally cutting up the busted branches from last week's snowstorm right outside your window NotLikeThis
Therberus: Dam I want a twix now
thebluecosmonaut: hate when my gazebo collapses
justwhatever_idk: This book is a Soulslike, it says Betwixt
thebluecosmonaut: thats relatable as shit
FireFlower18: yeah, 3ft of snow on it.
KartoffelKaiser: I mean are we not allowed to do anything because the simpsons did it first? Even if dark souls did it, use that shit its good
m0nkeyrama: Um
m0nkeyrama: LUL is it totally done with snow up there?
SharkHero08: theres still snow here NotLikeThis its even still snowing
m0nkeyrama: want some of our socal rain?
TXC2: yeah, we in like the 3 false spring here in the UK :P
Sethro420: Snow reminds me of poutine
thebluecosmonaut: snow is pretty......
Erudite_Cynic: yeah Shark, what are your thoughts on the current snow levels? ˙͜>˙
Sektor88: agreed, snow is garbo
GentleSquirre1: Acid snows worse
thebluecosmonaut: wow ok
KartoffelKaiser: Snow is rough and course and gets everywhere Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: homie cant appreciate nature
m0nkeyrama: Pretty to look at, bad to be in
ChroniclerC: See, if you say "Things Betwixt", and people are all "Is that a Dark Souls reference?" you respond with "No, it's a Simpsons reference."
rocketjohn: Why are you booing him, he's RIGHT!
SharkHero08: I can walk in it so its not awful
TXC2: GentleSquirre1 sorry, the fucking what now?
thebluecosmonaut: go climb a tree
GamemasterAnth: @sethro420 Snow looks like gravy covered fries?
m0nkeyrama: I know that feel
m0nkeyrama: That's me, minus wrestling
GentleSquirre1: its frozen acid rain
ninja_theory_ashrams: how have I not heard of "left alive," a metal gear-esque game set in the Front Mission universe, before today? and it comes out Tuesday
Sethro420: Comfort food
thebluecosmonaut: apocalypse scenario
thebluecosmonaut: ldafkjslfdjk
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: RIP
thebluecosmonaut: "but i dont WANT to pick up the rock"
Nightvalien28: if????
ChroniclerC: And not the good stoned.
Mr_Horrible: NO CULL ADAM BabyRage NO BULLY
silenceaux: I mean, if we all started as cavemen we probably would have developed completely different interests
m0nkeyrama: I have to go hunting? seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TXC2: Adam you're 6ft 5, you's be a fucking god among men
Dhaunayne: when did you get an accordion?
hoktauri: @ninja_theory_ashrams I just want a new actual Front Mission game
SharkHero08: are the rest of your family giants?
m0nkeyrama: So the same SeriousSloth @TXC2
TXC2: m0nkeyrama touché
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>onebanger NotLikeThis
ninja_theory_ashrams: @hoktauri benginFingers
m0nkeyrama: Giants
m0nkeyrama: not plants LUL
FireFlower18: natures has bears and shit. no thanks
SharkHero08: howd you get plants?
Sethro420: To Bangor
m0nkeyrama: LUL LUL LUL
SharkHero08: the fuck
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m0nkeyrama: reading is hard seabatBRAIN
weff47: could be both
Torrigan: Adam's actually the runt of the litter the rest of his family are huge
Mikiao: Golly Green Giant is both plant and your family the mascot for green beans?
YuanRamirez: and he says hes not a nature person
tapdancingbeavers: all giants evolved from plants
m0nkeyrama: ezpz
weff47: no faith game
Didero: I'm sorry if that doesn't make sense but my mind wouldn't leave me alone if I didn't get that out
Zaghrog: time to one shot
Mikiao: hole in one or riot!
Himyul: why can't you shoot it straight in?
Sethro420: Send it
ChroniclerC: xD
tapdancingbeavers: I can relate Didero
Himyul: it went down
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Didero: of course
ChroniclerC: Soooo... Dob?
FireFlower18: CurseLit
Piratical_tendancies: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: Hm
ChroniclerC: WUT
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: THAT SKILL
KartoffelKaiser: <message deleted>YO
Zaghrog: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
ChroniclerC: Nicely done!
weff47: Got there!
Mr_Horrible: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Sethro420: Send it
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: <message deleted>Egg status: KISSED
hoktauri: That's a post to r/spheda worthy
Didero: Boshy AND Spheda God. Leave some skills for the rest of us :P
GentleSquirre1: Why is when your on i get so happy
RayFK: No
FireFlower18: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Dhaunayne: "it"
RayFK: Eat my ass
Invitare: I refuse
Mikiao: I'm the best?
Himyul: IT
m0nkeyrama: Adam is the best
ChroniclerC: Adam. You are the best.
justwhatever_idk: Adam Go Pro
tapdancingbeavers: I'm the best
xhres2: it?
spleenlord: it
ZethRuss: "it"
technoFinch: You're the best
betsytheripper: seabatBRAIN
Suffix: <message deleted>seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Piratical_tendancies: it
YuanRamirez: adam confirmed spheda god
ancientspark: Eh, this guy is kinda good at Spheda
KartoffelKaiser: <message deleted>Adam Savidan is a spheda LEGEND
weff47: Don't tell me how to live my life.
AgentMagicMaster: Adams the best :)
swashbuckler_jim: im the best
silenceaux: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
Ckiva: you sure do seem to be accomplished at this children's video game
Mikiao: it you fucks...say it
Zaghrog: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RayFK: K
FlameI7: Adam is the best
GamemasterAnth: “It”
TXC2: Adam Savidan is good at Spheda
RavingPenguin: Popular Youtuber James Turner is the best
hopelessamountofspiders: Adam is Golf King
RayFK: See you in about three hours
MilkInBag: is this the Spheda world championship?
Sethro420: I am the best
Suffix: <message deleted>Wow, this guy is really good at Spheda
DiscordianTokkan: Waow this guy is really good at *checks stream name* Spheda
GentleSquirre1: cheer80 Your a 10/10
Erudite_Cynic: sigh, you are the best ˙͜>˙
TXC2: so long RayFK have fun
TStodden: lrrWOW This guy is good at Spheda lrrBEEJ
RayFK: It's 2019, gotta be eating ass
m0nkeyrama: oh my
Piratical_tendancies: "Wow this guy is really good at spheda"
Suffix: <message deleted>Jeej. I'll buy you a beer.
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>jesus
m0nkeyrama: leeeewd
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>👀
Sektor88: <message deleted>enigmaLUL
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>💦
weff47: People have gone farther for less
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>perilous 💦
ChroniclerC: slytqThirst
Sethro420: 💦
Grindclocke: seabatTROG
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
TXC2: can we come up with something other then eating ass for 2019?
Sethro420: ?????
m0nkeyrama: oh, he usually says 5/10
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: today must be a good day
Didero: 6 out of 10 what?
KartoffelKaiser: <message deleted>? ? ? ? ?
TXC2: DO NOT start that question mark shit chat!
MilkInBag: if you're a 6, I'm like a 5.5 or something Kappa
Suffix: <message deleted>Hit em with those Question marks chat.
m0nkeyrama: LUL probably
Suffix: <message deleted>????????
thebluecosmonaut: <message deleted>?????
Nightvalien28: yes
Sektor88: <message deleted>???????
hoktauri: the king of the trogs should be at least a 7/10
m0nkeyrama: RIP chat
Didero: Ok, 6 Adams is probably fun, but 10 Adams seems excessive
GentleSquirre1: i could even say your Whale Cume
KartoffelKaiser: @TXC2 yes sir
thebluecosmonaut: MAD WITH POWER
Mikiao: Poor mods
Suffix: I know what I did.
ChroniclerC: Mod abuse!!?!
Sektor88: hey, that was 7. :P
justwhatever_idk: famed anarchist Adam Savidan
Erudite_Cynic: ah suffix ever the instigator
KartoffelKaiser: or maam I don't actually know
m0nkeyrama: The cube!
Himyul: what is the deal with the "????" hate?
MilkInBag: what did you say txc2????
Suffix: I love you TXC
Nightvalien28: wow txc2 broke out the eff word, chat is out of control
m0nkeyrama: You did this, Adam
WithoutAnAce subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
WithoutAnAce: Mods? more like NAHds!!
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MilkInBag: i think the worst thing to rile me up while writing with someone is when they answer with 'ok' or just the facebook thumb
m0nkeyrama: Poor @TXC2 having to clean up after Adam LUL
Mikiao: How many times have you said "we should level Moica" before playing Max for 3 hours straight?
Suffix: respect these hard working individuals
KartoffelKaiser: @MilkInBag ok but this tho. This right here
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Himyul: pixie sticks will do that
weff47: Anarchy!
m0nkeyrama: Pixie sticks are straight up cocaine
Mr_Horrible: Cave slime after midnight seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: Adam is letting us have sugar before dinner PogChamp
MilkInBag: if someone answers me with the messenger thumbs up, I'm about to throw my phone away
Sethro420: What a drug
CamelAttack: Pixie sticks? Where's my elephant?!
WithoutAnAce: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART mods I'm sorry
m0nkeyrama: Uncle Adam? :o
TStodden: That's because some have a tendency to insert said Pixie Stick(s) into theri soda...
ayirbudd: luv u mods. now please time me out for no reason
SharkHero08: i was "incharge" of a group of kids during a field trip once, they ran around taking a bunch of sugar packets at eaach concession stand and dumping them into their mouths
m0nkeyrama: How can he be trog dad and uncle adam? 🤔
Mikiao: @MilkInBag I have a coworker that does that. Will send an email with a thumbs up emoji in it. Drives me up the wall
FireFlower18: beat him like a pinata!
Didero: By the time they got to Stick Joe, the writers clearly ran out of name ideas
MilkInBag: @Mikiao that's next level trolling
m0nkeyrama: Hm
YuanRamirez: but what if you watch another stream?
hoktauri: big papa trog
SharkHero08: i thought blue was your son
ayirbudd: i saw you in twitch chat last night adam dont lie
m0nkeyrama: I have a clip of you saying you're the trogfather SeriousSloth
justwhatever_idk: "i'm not your father" sounds like something my dad would say
thebluecosmonaut: STICK JOE
KartoffelKaiser: Adam is more like a caretaker. His time in twitch chat has....effected him
m0nkeyrama: I have receipts
YuanRamirez: one of us
Mr_Horrible: You're the Boshy, I think you're objectively better than at least a few of us
m0nkeyrama: ^
justwhatever_idk: makes you better at Being the Boshy
ayirbudd: def better than me, im a piece of DOODOO
m0nkeyrama: All we do is video games
weff47: It makes you better than the people that tried and gave up.
TXC2: Being the Boshy makes adam better at Boshy then us
Mr_Horrible: They have to Adam don't destroy my worldview NotLikeThis
SharkHero08: My dad is Nintendo, thats exactly how video games work
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, but that attitude is why you're a good person
betsytheripper: having a masters just makes you stubborn enough to get one
xhres2: Since when has education matttered?
m0nkeyrama: Not a dumbass, my dude
Invitare: King of the Troglodytes
tapdancingbeavers: I have my Masters and I'm not better than anyone here
Didero: I have a Master's degree, but I'd probably be better off without it :P
Sethro420: Drunken master
justwhatever_idk: Adam Savida, Master of Gaeming
Ckiva: I have a doctorate in telling lies in twitch chat
betsytheripper: you really don't have to be smart to get one haha I have one
Mikiao: If videos games don't work like that, then why am I the king of the Mushroom Kingdom after rescuing Princess Peach?! Is my life a fraud?
m0nkeyrama: Compliment Adam so he stops calling himself a dumbass SeriousSloth
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chunkalicius: have phd. can confirm, just makes me stubborn
ChroniclerC: Isn't being the Boshy like having a masters in video games?
KartoffelKaiser: @Ckvia somehow I don't believe you
Didero: Also I'm not even using my Master degree for anything anyway
kitthethird: I've got a theoretical degree in physics Kappa
weff47: The more you learn the less you feel like you know anything.
FireFlower18: I've got two turn tables and a microphone
m0nkeyrama: It means you're good at something
MilkInBag: being the Boshy is a lesson in pain and suffering
YuanRamirez: you could try though
m0nkeyrama: That's neat
betsytheripper: what if we made you a nice embossed diploma
Invitare: yes it does
Mr_Horrible: "Is the Boshy"
betsytheripper: and sent it to you
justwhatever_idk: "accolades: beat the boshy"
YuanRamirez: i would
betsytheripper: to hang on your wall
ayirbudd: id put that on my resume
xhres2: But on a resume for streamers probably ranks pretty high.
SharkHero08: you just have to wright it with the right buzz words
m0nkeyrama: Boshy made you grow as a person, put that SeriousSloth
Sethro420: It should
kitthethird: No, that goes under Qualifications
TXC2: you say that, but like that could work for a QA job :P
ChroniclerC: Okay, Chat, we're getting Adam a Boshy diploma.
Thandres: yeah you have to put "the boshy" and then add the link to the stram where you beat it, so they know its real!
ayirbudd: HOLY GUNDRON
MilkInBag: cover this man in diploma
m0nkeyrama: Solid idea @ChroniclerC
Didero: I mean, it does show you are tenacious and persistent
thebluecosmonaut: its untactful
thebluecosmonaut: unless its like
thebluecosmonaut: a portfolio
kitthethird: Maybe Boshy is an honorific? like esquire?
MilkInBag: i would hire them if it's rick roll
KartoffelKaiser: I would definitely ask about it in the interview, and consider it evidence of your patience, but that's probably why I'm not in a position to hire anyone.
justwhatever_idk: "i made this"
thebluecosmonaut: and an industry in which portfolios on resumes are common
m0nkeyrama: Apply for a job that requires a portfolio
kitthethird: Adam Savidan, Boshy
m0nkeyrama: oh, blue beat me to it
ayirbudd: or better yet their resume just cuts to the skyrim opening
YuanRamirez: they call him DRAGONBORN
TXC2: "ah you're finaly awake"
thebluecosmonaut: make 'em start riding in the cart with ulric
MilkInBag: with a shitty voiceover that says 'adam' instead of dovakin
Didero: On fire? That sounds unhealthy
KartoffelKaiser: And then when Hadvar asks "Who are you", the character customization menu IS your resume
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: This would be perfect
justwhatever_idk: Adam Savidan's face on a Literal Dragon
Sethro420: Masters in poutine
Didero: If you like it, Adam, be sure to Like, Comment, and Subscribe
MilkInBag: cursed
m0nkeyrama: Duuude
KartoffelKaiser: brb making a skyrim mod
Zaghrog: I bet there are places that application would immediately get oone hired
TXC2: the means? or the Memes? KApap
m0nkeyrama: probably, actually
MilkInBag: don't give too many ideas to Bethesda Kappa
TXC2: * Kappa
Ckiva: i dont know why the skyrim opening is a meme
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MilkInBag: milhouse is a meme
TStodden makes a note to pick up stuff to make poutine...
Didero: I mean, it might help if you're applying at a video game company, or some sort of media job
justwhatever_idk: Milhouse, finally, is a meme
weff47: same reason Manning face is a meme
DaMullet14: the skyrim opening has been on more platforms than the original Doom at this point'
justwhatever_idk: Remember Rick Rolling
thebluecosmonaut: POTION SELLER
Invitare: basically people are like barnacles
DaMullet14: Rick Astley is legitimately a great musician
Mr_Horrible: Fleeting amusement in a cold and uncaring world seabatTROG
SnowJP: potion sella
m0nkeyrama: potion seller is more widespread than I thought
Didero: What's 'Potion Seller'? >_>
Aenir798: Spheda seller! I need your strongest spheda!
Suhono: Potion Seller is pretty much peak YouTube
KartoffelKaiser: @LoadingReadyRun I'm going into battle and need need your strongest potions
TXC2: Didero it's a youtube video
Mr_Horrible: I need to watch Potion Seller again, it's been so long
SnowJP: or both
KeiRaccoon: Meme seller, I need your strongest memes
thebluecosmonaut: you cannot HANDLE my potions
SnowJP: probably both
m0nkeyrama: 85% of adam's content is potion seller Kappa
MilkInBag: WTF LUL
ArcOfTheConclave: You can't handle my strongest potions
Mr_Horrible: "and I don't respect you"
Sethro420: Sooorrry
ArcOfTheConclave: And I don't respect you.
Didero: "Either you're welcome or I'm sorry, depending" is a FANTASTIC way to sell something
thebluecosmonaut: @LoadingReadyRun when do you want to play smash
TXC2: same here Adam
KartoffelKaiser: all art is inspired by other art
thebluecosmonaut: lemme know........
MilkInBag: is it the same stuff for 3 minutes
thebluecosmonaut: i have the lan cable now... gaming..
justwhatever_idk: "a lot of the stuff I say is just recycled" -- Albert Einstein
m0nkeyrama: Blue, have you played the plant?
Erudite_Cynic: ok what is the story with the DJ Tiesto thing
electric_claire: watching potion seller and this is… odd
thebluecosmonaut: aw shit i havent played in weeks
KartoffelKaiser: Memes are art, change my mind
RatekStormcrow: Don't tell me what I am allowed to consider ART
Mr_Horrible: oh god weeklies are starting back up I gotta actually practice in smash again NotLikeThis
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m0nkeyrama: LUL
ChroniclerC: You have a cabbin with Fugi?
m0nkeyrama: Adam got beat by Fugi? Kappa
DaMullet14: I don't think anyone who wants to try to define 'art' should be allowed to
TXC2: KartoffelKaiser memes aren't art, loss is Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: ok Adam what is the story with the DJ Tiesto thing
DaMullet14: on the groucho marx principle
weff47: If you consider this Art you have to consider all other livestreams Art too. seabatYIKES
justwhatever_idk: Adam who is your Smash Main
LiveFaust: Potion Seller is probably funnier when it's not so #relatable. Ain't nobody ever told Adam Savidan that their potions are too strong for him.
ChroniclerC: Weff, I don't have to consider them ~good~ art.
m0nkeyrama: Incineroar was for a while @justwhatever_idk
MilkInBag: I'm at 1:50 of potion seller
MilkInBag: my life isnt the same anymore
m0nkeyrama: Still might be?
ayirbudd: can ANYONE be an artist? yes. now is art good just because the right people say its good? again the answer is yes
TXC2: MilkInBag right?
thebluecosmonaut: fuckin old japanese man ivysaur
Mr_Horrible: WrestleCat
thebluecosmonaut: the plant is SICK
m0nkeyrama: The plant is pretty fun
weff47: @ChroniclerC I'd rather live in a world where it's not
m0nkeyrama: both plants, I guess
SharkHero08: adam you gonna get the new pokemon?
MilkInBag: is there even context for potion seller?
justwhatever_idk: I love everyone calls them the Plant
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m0nkeyrama: When's the next fight night? SeriousSloth
Mr_Horrible: Blue for real, Ivysaur sounds like a samurai from an Akira Kurosawa film
justwhatever_idk: @MilkInBag No, that's why it's a meme
TStodden: I "noped out" on the Potion Seller vid after like 40s.
TXC2: is anyone else whose not a pokemon fan, kinda low key hyped for detective pikachu?
Mr_Horrible: txc2 it looks really weird and fun
m0nkeyrama: Realistic pokemon are creepy af
Mr_Horrible: I hope it does well
YuanRamirez: im still not entirely convinced that detective pikachu is not just a fake trailer for deadpool 3
TXC2: Mr_Horrible oh it's do a billion dollars easy
MilkInBag: i still dont get why they took Ryan Reynolds to voice pikachu
justwhatever_idk: "nice shot" (is ruined, absolutely torn asunder by that shot"
Erudite_Cynic: "nice" shot is a menace
LiveFaust: @TXC2 Low key?
txzen_: Does this incessant background song sound like Alt J Every Other Freckly
Didero: A lot of the times I doubt myself, the clip from Alex's Jalopy stream starts playing in my head where he shouts "NEVER. GIVE. UP". And it even helps a bit
ayirbudd: @milkinbag to get people who arent pokemon fans to go see it
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
MilkInBag: im not a fan and i dont want to see it because of that LUL
Didero: You just need to bounce off of 5 walls, it's fine
TXC2: LiveFaust yeah you, like I wanna see it, but I def want to see Captain Marvel more you know?
DaMullet14: just pound it and see what happens?
Ckiva: full power and pray/
Ckiva: ?
Sethro420: My potions are too srong
hopelessamountofspiders: ok so that was a new experience... so potion seller reminds of Lion's Blaze
ayirbudd: well there is exceptions to every rule
Zaghrog: curve the shot?
ArcOfTheConclave: Yeet it!
OessiMC: So do i get this right? In this game you clear a dungeon and then you lay a round of golf in it?
m0nkeyrama: It's not impossible
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KartoffelKaiser: just make the shot ( ^ :
LiveFaust: @TXC2 I don't see it as a competition. Then again, I'm mostly hyped because I've never been let down by Ryan Reynolds being in a movie, no matter how much I SHOULD dislike it.
m0nkeyrama: Basically SeriousSloth @OessiMC
Erudite_Cynic: all the beans
Didero: Not according to the guidelines :P
thebluecosmonaut: heck
m0nkeyrama: Damn
TXC2: LiveFaust fair
Didero: Max should bring those tubes they put in at bowling alleys for kids
m0nkeyrama: Water time :o
YuanRamirez: go get moist, adam
TXC2: Fuck these wall in particular
MilkInBag: Narrator: But he was never back.
warpspeed365: Go adam you can do the thing
ayirbudd: time for some WATER GUNDRON
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: The answer is always "yes".
Erudite_Cynic: it went in A hole but not THE hole
DaMullet14: Captain Marvel is a movie I need to see, as in I'm too deep in the MCU to not see it, so as excited as I am for it, it feels like a chore in the back of my head
ayirbudd: at first i read that as the sphere is dissapointed. lol
m0nkeyrama: Did you win anything from tim and his rim?
postmodernpajamawrestler: what a good time to show up to stream
DaMullet14: Detective Pikachu is a movie I NEED to see, as in how can I not
m0nkeyrama: LUL
SharkHero08: are you going to fleece Tim's rim?
justwhatever_idk: Rimothy
MilkInBag: you can use your teeth to roll the rim
postmodernpajamawrestler: BIG milk y/n?
MilkInBag: and it's DISGUSTING
TXC2: DaMullet14 yeah I get you there
m0nkeyrama: RIP the infinite coffee dream
KartoffelKaiser: oh no opponent stifled your coffee trigger D:
RavingPenguin: Used up all the luck on Tim Hortons... thats rough
TStodden: How long was the "Free Chain", BTW?
TXC2: Rolling the rim is a special time in a boy's life
MilkInBag: one of my colleagues does that while keeping eye contact, she makes me uncomfortable
thebluecosmonaut: hahahaha
m0nkeyrama: LUL
thebluecosmonaut: stifle on isochronic scepter
hoktauri: pee trigger resolves
weff47: "Was this decaf?"
SharkHero08: jokes on you i have hexproof
TXC2: !clip
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m0nkeyrama: That could be a funny crapshot :o
m0nkeyrama: oof Shark
SharkHero08: SeriousSloth
silenceaux: Shark refusing to be interactable
weff47: Shark plays Boggles confirmed
LiveFaust: That's a good way to get a Pithing Needle...
Mikiao: Why stifle when you can redirect? You get the caffeine without the work of drinking?
TXC2: that feels like clubing but different
postmodernpajamawrestler: good thing the trigger doesnt
thebluecosmonaut: blue players in a nutshell
m0nkeyrama: LUL
weff47: literally stealing gains
Zaghrog: redirect the gains Kappa
m0nkeyrama: that's the easy way
SharkHero08: In response to the counter i acst something with caffene storm
MilkInBag: coffee is a lie
thebluecosmonaut: stick joe has the footsies
m0nkeyrama: Can someone who floats have footsies? 🤔
Grindclocke: floatsies maybe?
MilkInBag: floatsies
LiveFaust: Floatsies?
MilkInBag: damn
LiveFaust: Ha!
m0nkeyrama: LUL thanks you three
warpspeed365: I honestly thought this was like fantasy golf
Didero: It is, there's just occassionally a full RPG getting in the way
thebluecosmonaut: jesus
m0nkeyrama: This seems like fun :)
m0nkeyrama: Crafting for babies :)
TXC2: well shit
Didero: I have no idea what's going on
Thandres: i was just reading something on discord when i heard "smash <number>" and i thought wait, why are we talking about smash ultimate?^^
DaMullet14: Can I just say that I love how using up the last of something doesn't immediately slide everything else around in this menu
m0nkeyrama: Saying "smash" so much just makes me want to play smash LUL
TXC2: "smash
DaMullet14: There are not enough inventory screens in games respectful of the location of your cursor
TXC2: !smash
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TStodden: This might be an idiot Q, but can you respec a weapon once you run out of Synth Points?
m0nkeyrama: Math is hard NotLikeThis
ayirbudd: put Max (voiced by Robin from Teen Titans) in smash you cowards!
TXC2: Choices have consequences
thebluecosmonaut: powerful cheese
thebluecosmonaut: gamers love choices
m0nkeyrama: Once you spec, you're stuck forever
m0nkeyrama: So many enemies :o
TXC2: He attac, he protec, but he no respec Kappa
LiveFaust: Once you spec, that's great!
m0nkeyrama: LUL @TXC2
m0nkeyrama: what exactly is stick joe
justwhatever_idk: spec is a very gamer word
thebluecosmonaut: water is dope
m0nkeyrama: water is great
DaMullet14: speck is a very german word, for bacon
BearPsychologist: Also for anyone making specifications
TXC2: umm, water" -Kathleen, cica 2009
m0nkeyrama: :o
Cinominn: Good afternoon all, hows the spheda going?
m0nkeyrama: what, it's so refreshing
TXC2: hello Cinominn welcome
justwhatever_idk: Pro-Water here
electric_claire: Whhhhaaaaat
Grindclocke: favorite non water drink?
electric_claire: water is great!
TXC2: water is life ADam
Didero: I'm also boring as shit, so I drink a lot of water :P
Zaghrog: water is pretty good
electric_claire: What about carbonated water?
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m0nkeyrama: ADamn that's a bad opinion Kappa
DaMullet14: carbonated water is carbonated life
TXC2: touché
LiveFaust: Water? Like from the toilet?
Thandres: i thought you didnt want any cursed food opinions this stream? :p
postmodernpajamawrestler: drink sparkling water all the time and spend more but be less boring
simriel: Butt you did! :P
DaMullet14: ticklewater is the best
m0nkeyrama: sparkling water is seabatYIKES
electric_claire: It's a massage for your palate!
TStodden: Unless you're drinking 200-proof alcoholic drinks, there's going to be some amount of water in your drink.
Cinominn: Did you like Jump force to keep playing it?
DaMullet14: There's a brand at my local grocery that is cola flavoured, as in sparkling water with the vague aftertaste of coke
DaMullet14: it's actually really good
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
postmodernpajamawrestler: seltzer is good fite me
weff47: way to sell the character Adam ;)
m0nkeyrama: Why ruin water with bubbles? SeriousSloth
Invitare: Jump Force is probably really great if you're into the anime it features
KartoffelKaiser: @postmodernpajamawrestler I can't fight you, you're right
justwhatever_idk: Level 5 Chaotic Good Human Streamer Adam Savidan
TXC2: DaMullet14 so Coke Crystal then? :P
DaMullet14: TXC2 no sweeteners,
simriel: Kefab XD
m0nkeyrama: The load times in Jump Force need fixing
TXC2: DaMullet14 ah OK then
RatekStormcrow: Chaotic Buff
BearPsychologist: what was the last law you broke?
YuanRamirez: adam - otaku jeff - savidan, boshy
Ckiva: neutral good?
DaMullet14: just sparkling water that reminds you what coke tastes like
Invitare: I would place myself as Lawful Neutral
KartoffelKaiser: "Don't talk shit about yourself when I'm around" is pretty chaotic good
Thandres: not evil? do i have to post the grub clip from the last hollow knight stream? :o
hoktauri: can't think of anything you've done that would move you out of good
m0nkeyrama: LUL you have to tell us, we're all cops
LiveFaust: Funny, I figured the question would be "only level 5?!?"
Diabore: dont tell adam, its a trick!
the_bananarchist: chaotic doesn't mean you have to break the law
DrWreckage: I think you're True Neutral. Chaotic does imply law breaking, or rather, emotional considerations before societal ones
weff47: speeding?
TStodden: I prefer Neutral Good, as Lawful Good is too stiffling.
LiveFaust: But you're also The Boshy...
the_bananarchist: I mean I'd like to think of myself as NG but most of us are probably LN/TN
m0nkeyrama: That's not what boshy tells us, you picked that up pretty quickly
DaMullet14: Adam is Chaotic Lawful
thebluecosmonaut: adam is lawful good
weff47: what makes a man go true neutral
Invitare: aren't we all True Neutral, when you get right down to it?
TXC2: Adam is too passionate to be true neutral
ayirbudd: being the boshy just means he has the high score on the mini games
DrWreckage: True Neutral means you just do whatever with no big life Ethos and without extremes
thebluecosmonaut: because you care deeply about others and doing the right thing
Laurreth: Chaotic Awful?
the_bananarchist: like the way d&d sets up alignment is such that being good requires a level of self-sacrificing altruism that we don't really see much in day to day life
Didero: Adam is impossible to categorize in one of only 9 boxes
thebluecosmonaut: youre also a maximum paladin
m0nkeyrama: How is that lawful
Youngfozzy: you are lawfully good a spheda
m0nkeyrama: He's a renegade
m0nkeyrama: wtf
DaMullet14: DrWreckage it can also mean you're zealously protective of cosmic balance, but that probably applies less to humans than it does to Uatu the Watcher
thebluecosmonaut: too bad
justwhatever_idk: This is going to go in circles because everyone is going to disagree on what these arbitrary words mean
weff47: no Adam is a heeler
simriel: What makes the stone Holy...
TXC2: Adam is the Bard
Invitare: I think Adam is Awful Good
TStodden: Paladins are "Lawful Stupid"
Invitare: at Spheda
KartoffelKaiser: @the_bananarchist I disagree. Small sacrifices are still good acts, even in D&D
RavingPenguin: Adam is a Chaotic Good Barbarian
ArcOfTheConclave: Dark paladin.
SquareDotCube: More like a warlock?
DMGlol: vengeance paladin
the_bananarchist: like good=others over self, neutral helps others as long as you're taken care of, evil looks out for #1 while stepping on #2
TXC2: Graham's the Paladin
DaMullet14: Adam is Waffle Good
m0nkeyrama: Chaotic Good Priest, ezpz
postmodernpajamawrestler: magic users >>> stealth / light characters > paladins and shit
RavingPenguin: Waffle Good
m0nkeyrama: cleric I meant
Invitare: we're npt supposed to be making Adam think of good!
m0nkeyrama: Wow, rip James
YuanRamirez: shots fired
DaMullet14: James is absolutely a cleric
LiveFaust: Question, Chat: which is worse? Lawful stupid or Chaotic asshole?
the_bananarchist: @KartoffelKaiser the acts themselves are good, sure. But *constantly engaging* in such small sacrifices is something that we don't do
DrWreckage: I think Ben is the paladin
Piratical_tendancies: wow
weff47: Roasted
the_bananarchist: *usually
Ckiva: adam is a barbarian. change my mind
Suffix: James is a Cleric
simriel: I would argue Serge is the Paladin
postmodernpajamawrestler: gott
DerDrongo: james gambles too much to be a paladin
Erudite_Cynic: Ok it took me a half an hour but I made an emote for the chest clown guy "O ͜? 十 WHAT SHALL IT BE? O ͜? 十"
postmodernpajamawrestler: gottem*
thebluecosmonaut: cleric PogChamp
SquareDotCube: James is more like a rogue
blackwlf: James is a rogue. Serge clearly cleric.
Invitare: Adam is the Noble Troglodyte
SquareDotCube: A bad rogue, but a rogue
ArcOfTheConclave: bard-barian?
weff47: Adam is the cleric, because he is the heel
TStodden: Can see Chaotic Good for Adam... likes to help, but don't care for rules.
DaMullet14: let's be fair, all of LRR is some flavour of rogue
justwhatever_idk: James is a Fucking Criminal
Ckiva: james is a hireling. sorry but thats how it is
Didero: What's the difference between a cleric and a paladdin again?
m0nkeyrama: Adam would be a battle cleric?
Laurreth: Ian is a gnome tinkerer?
simriel: Bard-Barian is called a Skald
KartoffelKaiser: @the_bananarchist I would argue that people do that on a daily basis. Taking care of family is something just about everyone does, and I would categorize that as good
blackwlf: Ben sorcerer. Paul wizard or artificer.
SquareDotCube: James has the charisma of a rogue though, those enablin' skills
thebluecosmonaut: paladins turn undead
TXC2: Didero Paladin are more fighty
electric_claire: I feel like serge would be one of those nerdy heal-focused clerics
hoktauri: Adam the war cleric
Erudite_Cynic: level one commoner
DaMullet14: Paladins get a stick up their ass and can use a sword
thebluecosmonaut: clerics heal and hit shit with flails
Invitare: that was your Chat Voice
electric_claire: Paladins fight too much for serge to be a paladin
Invitare: is Chat a Paladin?
m0nkeyrama: Paladins are much more intense in their faith
hoktauri: chat is a mind flayer
postmodernpajamawrestler: chat is a rodent
TXC2: Invitare what? no, we're the monsters Kappa
TStodden: Clerics do the will of their god... Paladins pound in their god's will on others.
weff47: alright friends, gotta head out. Have fun golfing!
DaMullet14: Chat is an NPC
m0nkeyrama: bye @weff47
postmodernpajamawrestler: @weff47 have fun
simriel: Chat is a Gelatinous Ooze
TXC2: so long weff47 have fun
DrWreckage: Chat is literally the void from which chaos demons continually spawn
ArcOfTheConclave: Chat is the Big Bad.
electric_claire: I definitely see Adam as a paladin, it's the single-minded focus
YuanRamirez: chat is a swarm of commoners
ChroniclerC: Chat is either a troll or a trog. seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Can we be a magic mirror
Didero: Chat is of course undeniably Lawful Good
Invitare: presumably Chat is a... troglodyte...
SquareDotCube: Actually I got it. Adam is a samurai but instead uses maces and hammers
Laurreth: the kind with pineapple
justwhatever_idk: Chat is a Bastard Trickster God
LiveFaust: No acid damage?
simriel: Chat is the Dark Souls ooze
Markster981: sewer ooze
m0nkeyrama: aww... we get to do something at least
Erudite_Cynic: @Invitare got it in ONE seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: we level the newbies
postmodernpajamawrestler: the kind that you kill in the early levels of a zelda game
TStodden: Chat could be considered more of a "Wailing Wall"
Invitare: ooze that sits in a hallway and is licked by troglodytes?
betsytheripper: I was going to say a wild mage with no control but gelatinous ooze is too perfect
ayirbudd: eww you just reminded me of the cs
the_bananarchist: @KartoffelKaiser Sure, but I tend to have a view of "neutral" in d&d that engages in everyday normal acts of kindness since they're, y'know, kind of essential for human functioning. But I think it kind of removes the notion of being *heroically altruistic* from having much meaning if being a decent parent on a regular basis makes me capital-G Good
the_bananarchist: I also think Paladins have a bad rap because people play them bad and GMs don't know what to do with them but their
TXC2: chat is the ooze that NEVER shows up in my ooze deck Kappa
ayirbudd: DS*
justwhatever_idk: chat is a mimic with a worthless drop
razorswift: I'd say Chat is a Oblex Spawn, we're all just parts of one hivemind Kappa
ayirbudd: we drop rubbish even when not broken
DaMullet14: well don't say THAT
SquareDotCube: Chat is just cultists
TXC2: but chat is #NotACult Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Would we be the quest giver?
DaMullet14: I'm for it
ChroniclerC: lrrHAM
blackwlf: Bank it off the back wall?
YuanRamirez: chat is the potion seller
justwhatever_idk: @m0nkeyrama we're the potion seller
the_bananarchist: @KartoffelKaiser the other thing I dislike about d&d is using moral descriptors on people/agents rather than on acts/maxims for acts (ie I don't think the words "good" and "evil" are really aptly used to describe people in any case except as a heuristic) but that's the Kantian in me talking
justwhatever_idk: same hat Yuan
m0nkeyrama: @justwhatever_idk seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
ayirbudd: cult? whats a cult? we are just a couple of peoples that want to meet Xenu
YuanRamirez: :)
DaMullet14: the_bananarchist so you kant stand it?
ChroniclerC: Didn't go ham enough.
m0nkeyrama: We're in a pickle
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
the_bananarchist: @DaMullet14 I kant, and immanu*all* know it
Piratical_tendancies: mmmm pickle
m0nkeyrama: why didn't it change? it bounced
TXC2: now it;s a dilly of a pickle
RogueLink: Hey Adam! Looking forward to more golf :)
Didero: Maybe it didn't bounce hard enough?
TXC2: I believe in you Adam
thebluecosmonaut: HEATED
m0nkeyrama: Daaamn
Ckiva: hitbox please
l0gin4me: sooo close
blackwlf: Bulllllll
m0nkeyrama: "Nice" shot DansGame DansGame
Didero: What does Nice Shot do then?
ArcOfTheConclave: can you turn off nice shots?
m0nkeyrama: Nice shot yeets it
justwhatever_idk: "If this Shot wasn't Considered Good it would have done what I wanted"
m0nkeyrama: yes, for the short shot
LiveFaust: And thus it turned out that Adam was TOO GOOD for the game.
TXC2: Didero it adds more power to the shot
m0nkeyrama: More spheda seabatTROG
simriel: Yes. I am
TXC2: well it's not we like we don't need to grind or anything Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Good old Funko and his spiders elfunkChunk
Didero: Thanks for explaining everything to me
Erudite_Cynic: be back later folks
LiveFaust: I mean, I came to fuck spiders... kappa
simriel: I thought fucking spiders was why we were here,,,,
simriel: Is this the wrong stream?
justwhatever_idk: what is the lore behind golf in this game
LiveFaust: I came here to fuck spiders and kiss eggs, and I'm all outta eggs!
TXC2: so long Erudite_Cynic
m0nkeyrama: LUL haha so funny ResidentSleeper
ayirbudd: actually I came here to sit on eggs
Erudite_Cynic: the first person to stop laughing dies
Ckiva: savidan's zero sum laughter policy
thebluecosmonaut: spheda is fixing temporal distortions
thebluecosmonaut: history instabilities
m0nkeyrama: Somehow
justwhatever_idk: so we're Golfing to Realign Time
m0nkeyrama: Get that lip chap
m0nkeyrama: what
m0nkeyrama: who says that
ChroniclerC: Adam says that!
hoktauri: old people, like Adam, say that
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m0nkeyrama: LUL @hoktauri
betsytheripper: I've definitely heard that
ChroniclerC: I've totally heard people say that. Adam said it just now!
TXC2: People from Saskatchewan say it I guess Kappa
ayirbudd: i dont care what james says, Adam doesnt say weird things
m0nkeyrama: I don't think superman just shows up to put away old people LUL
DaMullet14: in other words, shut up, stevebeej
KartoffelKaiser: wait hold on are we not here to fuck spiders? I think I'm in the wrong stream
hoktauri: phantom zone retirement community?
Going_Medium: ??????
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m0nkeyrama: I am not old yet, no
gamercat88: james says weird things, you say the truth
m0nkeyrama: Still going grey though LUL
ChroniclerC: Look, you'll know you're old when the gem in your hand lights up.
thebluecosmonaut: somebody gets it
hoktauri: I'm having a hard time dealing with all the new grey hair I'm finding
LiveFaust: But the truth is often strange...
ReynardWrecca: There are two LRR presenters; one always lies, the other always tells the truth...
hoktauri: You're no Beej or Ian, nothing is that weird
Armstrong11139: Silly?
thebluecosmonaut: its not weird to say "do not free me from a wizard's jar of imprisonment"
thebluecosmonaut: that's totally normal
RogueLink: I've had grey hair since I was 12
m0nkeyrama: Same, started going grey in high school
Antipocalypse: a friend of mine has white hair and he's 18
ayirbudd: i honestly havent really noticed that before
m0nkeyrama: Oh god
TXC2: I've had fewer and fewer hairs since my 20's :p
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
m0nkeyrama: the jar is back
Ckiva: if i ask James to say something that you would say, would it be weird?
hoktauri: My grey hair started kicking in hard on my chest when I turned 35
Didero: Context explains everything
m0nkeyrama: LUL James' shashasha was pretty great
Earthenone: !findquote material
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tuckamanian: maybe a good wizard locked ehier ass up
gamercat88: james can cram a walnut
DaMullet14: "any time he does anything, James owes me a nickel"
Ckiva: whenever James says something funny, he owes Adam a nickel. Gotcha boss.
justwhatever_idk: James said the word "The" once, you'd totally say that, that dude owes you Loads
TXC2: pound dirt
m0nkeyrama: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: I would 100% open the bottle but I also play D&D characters who volunteer to taste test unknown liquids so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tuckamanian: !commands
postmodernpajamawrestler: pound sand is much better imo
m0nkeyrama: What if we save you from the jar to put you in a smaller one?
TXC2: some Alice in wonderland shit there
ChroniclerC: Wait. Do we get to stop time for 24 hours if we let you out?
hoktauri: What if they're hot?
TXC2: Now is the person still full sized Adam ?
the_bananarchist: and that's why Adam is Neutral
mtvcdm: What if that person let you freeze time for a day?
m0nkeyrama: So you wouldn't save a rando
m0nkeyrama: what about a family member?
swashbuckler_jim: its hard to loot soneone in a bottle
ayirbudd: honestly if they are attractive that makes it sketchier
DMGlol: 🤔 what if it was someone you knew
hoktauri: I have more fun playing the damn the consequences kinda characters
SolarJudas: As a DM, I can say that Adam is definitely making the big brain play. Anyone you find in a jar in that situation is definitely going to cause you harm.
Zaghrog: in a world where magic jars like that exist, magical disguises also exist
ChroniclerC: Arright. Adam is a firm believer in the Sword Logic. Got it. :P
m0nkeyrama: true, can't kill and loot them if they're safe in a jar
JusticeJuice: Would you use the magic jar to solve platforming puzzles?
DaMullet14: If they're another adventurer there's a professional courtesy here
hoktauri: It might not be good, but it might be fun
mtvcdm: If you were in an antique shop, and you broke a $1200 thing that released them by accident...
gamercat88: i would be as pleased as punch to leave the jar behind but would probably see a box and pick that up
m0nkeyrama: Hm
Cinominn: disney's aladdin
Ckiva: What's your opinion on genies in lamps?
m0nkeyrama: Can we take them and the jar and sell them for profit?
ArcOfTheConclave: Aladin releasing genii
swashbuckler_jim: i think the jar is a much less sever and dengerous obolisk
Didero: Have you watched Aladdin? The dude gets the girl and becomes crown prince because he let a literal genie out of its confinement
hoktauri: how many pulls on a deck of many things?
gamercat88: you were pickled
Styxseus: Bottled fairies in zelda... Although you're the one putting them in a bottle >__>
electric_claire: Do you take the jar with you so you can figure out who that person is?
KartoffelKaiser: I dunno, when I GM I put shit like that to make players paranoid. I *always* reward risk taking, so if you let the dude out of the bottle regardless of consequences I'm not gonna punish you
Cinominn: but its letting something out, and in aladdin it worked out
mtvcdm: [for serious, Adam, this hews real close to a question on the latest Panalysts]
justwhatever_idk: is there a Tier list of Objects you'd most to least likely open to release a person from
the_bananarchist: yeah that's the CN life and not the CG life
Styxseus: I guess you can find fairies in jars in zelda
swashbuckler_jim: if you can be contained by a jar i think i could take you
postmodernpajamawrestler: that's very neutral as opposed to good
Morgue_XIIV: Aladinn is Propaganda made by the consortioum of dude trapped in jars. It's meant to trick you.
m0nkeyrama: But that's like a jar?
Didero: Oh, I just remembered, you should ask James about putting cows in jars
Ckiva: What if you open the jar and the person turns to mush, like spoiled jelly?
m0nkeyrama: Why should we save you?
hoktauri: *takes notes*
thebluecosmonaut: because hes gonna suffocate
electric_claire: See, I think you abandon the hourglass person.
GraceTveit: Seems a little arbitrary there
thebluecosmonaut: hes gonna drown in sand
postmodernpajamawrestler: this is a very chaotic neutral take
ayirbudd: what if its a jar shaped hourglass
justwhatever_idk: of course that's what that means
m0nkeyrama: "Because" is a bad reason LUL
electric_claire: Hourglass prisoner is clearly operating in some kind of curse situation
KartoffelKaiser: An hour glass is just a jar with sand in it, I fail to see the difference
CaptainSpam: The curse of procedural generation strikes again!
electric_claire: Most likely an ironic punishment
gamercat88: a jar has a lid, we should save ourselves. an hourglass has no lid and there for the lesson is to save others
LiveFaust: Turns out a wizard trapped them in a jar because the wizard was too powerful for one to beat. Now YOU'RE in a jar too, because you didn't have help...
m0nkeyrama: What's the difference between that and the jar?
KartoffelKaiser: I think the same logic applies to the jar
SharkHero08: what if they bested you to put you in the jar
m0nkeyrama: Hm
TStodden: What if somebody was trapped in the TOP part of the Hourglass prison?
Earthenone: what if they shrink you and you are in a regular size hourglass?
Grindclocke: is this a person sized jar or a jar sized person?
thebluecosmonaut: somebody in a jar could be a VILLAIN
ChroniclerC: So... When OTHER people are bested in single combat, don't let them out. But if YOU are bested in single combat, totally let you out.
thebluecosmonaut: no good guy would put a bad guy in an hourglass
mtvcdm: What if the mason jar was an hourglass?
the_bananarchist: Adam this is a very specific jar-shaped hill to die on
thebluecosmonaut: you put someone evil in a jar
RogueLink: How about we sell the Jar and make it someone else's problem?
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lucky_lux: I don't know why people are arguing with you. As a DM, if any of my players opened a random jar with a person, nothing good's coming out of there.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lucky_lux! (Today's storm count: 33)
m0nkeyrama: what
m0nkeyrama: lies
SolarJudas: Lucky_lux has my back
Ckiva: I'm gonna need a character reference and a proof of home address before we're gonna think about letting you out
electric_claire: A god would DEFINITELY put a bad guy in an hourglass
Doctor_Pockets: Does is specifically have to be an hourglass? Should we save you if its a jar slowly filling with orange soda?
RogueLink: @Erudite_Cynic lol
justwhatever_idk: what if it were like a Gourd
m0nkeyrama: Why vindicate this man
DaMullet14: As a DM, why would I put a jar with a person in it in the dungeon if I /didn't/ want it opened
justwhatever_idk: what if a person was stuck in a Pumpkin
m0nkeyrama: he's stuck in a jar SeriousSloth
DaMullet14: it's a much better story if they do
tuckamanian: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
SharkHero08: what if its a benevolent gennie?
betsytheripper: see this is the kind of content I come here to see
TXC2: you can do it Adam
thebluecosmonaut: sicc
betsytheripper: Adam arguing with the trogs about people in jars
ChroniclerC: Jezus. Nicely done.
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
KartoffelKaiser: Man y'all GM some boring games. If nothing good is ever going to happen, why would my players ever open it? And I'm not putting a person in a jar if I don't want my players to open it
big_blue_man: nice
Didero: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Zaghrog: sergeJustRight
ArcOfTheConclave: Mission status: Sicc
OessiMC: I mean honestly: you KEEP the jar and take it to town and check the story of the person inside. And THEN you decide
Zaghrog: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
Ckiva: what if somebody's been turned to stone?
m0nkeyrama: Can we keep them as a pet?
mtvcdm: So if we smashed the receptacle containing this individual... LRRBot, who do we find in the receptacle?
Antipocalypse: what if the person got their head stuck in a jar by a bully
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put the Turner Lickability Scale in Smash, you cowards!
m0nkeyrama: like a fish
ArcOfTheConclave: viking64Friendo look it's you!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
simriel: Why does the golf outfit have a Giant Gun
thebluecosmonaut: grubs DansGame
mtvcdm: If the Turner Lickability Scale was trapped in an hourglass, would you release it?
Erudite_Cynic: ugh adam stop being so entertaining so I can leave.
thebluecosmonaut: fuckin little idiots
KartoffelKaiser: Like, your players find a magic item, that you put into the game, and they just ignore it because they don't want to get screwed. You just wasted everyone's time.
thebluecosmonaut: they get locked in the jars
thebluecosmonaut: their fault
m0nkeyrama: The grubs are babies
m0nkeyrama: so
thebluecosmonaut: its survival of the fittest
SharkHero08: what if it was a baby in a jar?
ChroniclerC: Okay. Lemmie see if I have this straight. If the vessel is purely containment, they aren't worth saving. But if the vessel is a deathtrap, they need to be saved. That about the stance?
m0nkeyrama: like
m0nkeyrama: what could they have done
Earthenone: wait, cattepillars are BABIES you would leave a baby in jar
thebluecosmonaut: if your baby cant survive a jar
thebluecosmonaut: cant figure its way out of a glass tube
thebluecosmonaut: i mean it should just stay in there
TXC2: ChroniclerC yeah that about covers it
m0nkeyrama: Blue, you're a baby
Invitare: what if there was delicious strawberry jam in a jar?
Didero: And this is why Adam is Neutral :P
postmodernpajamawrestler: you could destroy the jar and the thing inside
hoktauri: What about people trapped in regular prisons?
m0nkeyrama: Magic jars exist SeriousSloth
DaMullet14: Wait, we're assuming this is a giant person-sized mason jar?
TXC2: right, who can't brake out of a GLASS jar?
Ckiva: if someone's trapped inside a mirror?
DaMullet14: I assumed the person was shrunk, in which case they are ALSO implied to be entrapped magically
ChroniclerC: Pretty sure being shunk down in size to fit into a normal jar also entails magical entrapment. :P
big_blue_man: Just yeet it as far as you can
RayFK: I always pegged you as an ass-id man
thebluecosmonaut: GNOMES DansGame
ChroniclerC: GNOMES
SolarJudas: Hahaha
KartoffelKaiser: Wait I was envisioning a normal sized mason jar with a magically shrunken person it it.
ChroniclerC: NOPE.AVI
SharkHero08: yeah gnomes aare cursed
OessiMC: Powermove put the jar in an hourglass
tuckamanian: gnomes are evil
postmodernpajamawrestler: what about a fairy?
Sektor88: 1 medium sized creature Kappa
Ckiva: gnomes belong in the garden and nowhere else
LiveFaust: Well, so much for Adam having a Good alignment...
SharkHero08: tiefling in a jar?
Didero: Put the NO in 'gnome'
KartoffelKaiser: Ok a normal sized person in a glass prison made to look like a mason jar is different.
m0nkeyrama: Hm
t3h_f1gm3nt: adam gnome racist confirmed Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Adam also hates elves
m0nkeyrama: so
TXC2: Gnomes, for when you dont want you Wizard to be an Elf for some reason Kappa
Zaghrog: in my live playgroup, Halflings are considered their own special kind of Evil
Kaorti: turns out its gnomes
Anubis169: t3h_f1gm3nt: no being *ist-ist Kappa
m0nkeyrama: can we trust this man?
Doctor_Pockets: !quote Gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1528: "Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off." —a little gnome
JusticeJuice: Adam is just in the pocket of jar sellers.
m0nkeyrama: His opinions are iffy
TStodden: So you would leave a Mason, named Mason, in a Mason Jar, huh? lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: no monica zone
ChroniclerC: Halflings are great, I will fight you.
postmodernpajamawrestler: you throw the jar at the bottom of a lake and let its finder release the person so when they exact their revenge you can claim self defense
KartoffelKaiser: Adam's opinions are both controversial and brave
simriel: I'm sorry... Rifle Wolf
thebluecosmonaut: "or there's an obelisk" ahahaha
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Poke its nose!
thebluecosmonaut: yall ever just come across a fuckin obelisk
Didero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:42.
m0nkeyrama: Adam, if you ever dm for dice friends, I expect a person in a jar at some point
Sektor88: I want to lay this campaign Kappa
Sektor88: *play, rtaher
l0gin4me: what about a faerie in a relatively normal sized hourglass?
LiveFaust: Cast Zone of Truth first?
Zaghrog: ChroniclerC great and Evil are not mutually exclusive
DevInsanity: When my group came across a deck of cards containing trapped souls, you can bet my character died due to drawing one and failing the ensuing encounter
ChroniclerC: DUDE. Having BEEN a character trapped in a magical vessel (a card), I have a different perspective on this. Please let me out.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
mtvcdm: DO IT
OessiMC: Ok come you NEVER touch an obelisk. I see an obelisk in a dungeon i do a 180 and im out.
SharkHero08: we ignore the obelisk, if its trapped in an obelisk it means its a demon
big_blue_man: The next time I play I'll keep that in mind
Earthenone: wake up , grpggy in a FUCKING JAR
thebluecosmonaut: lsadkfjsaldkjf
gamercat88: @m0nkeyrama yas jar-jar banks will appear
swashbuckler_jim: also all the chests are mimics
m0nkeyrama: Oh my LUL
postmodernpajamawrestler: that would be great
m0nkeyrama: It's perfect
mtvcdm: You all meet in an inn. The inn is trapped in a jar.
KartoffelKaiser: Ok Adam: If you GM a session of Dice Friends, are there going to be treasure chests that *aren't* mimics?
Earthenone: elder scrolls 6 intro sequence confirmed
DerDrongo: before you tell them they are in jars you get them to roll a d6, then its their fault
TStodden: What if the Inn IS the Jar?
boristhewizard: Adam Savage Ram
gamercat88: or the name of the inn is Ajar
m0nkeyrama: quick question, what if you're trapped in a snow globe?
thebluecosmonaut: "ah, you're finally awake"
LiveFaust: The real jar was the friends we made along the way...
DaMullet14: wait. Rifle Wolf?
DaMullet14: What IS this game
Antipocalypse: why not a jar-cart with jars filled with gnomes as wheels
KartoffelKaiser: Are the rolling down a hill, or are they in a horse-drawn jar?
Earthenone: what if the real friends were the jars we made along the way
TXC2: the very first thing you say as the DM is: "Roll for initiative" Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: asldkfjsadf
mtvcdm: You roll up the rim of your Tim Horton's. You inadvertently free an adventurer trapped inside. The adventurer is the grand prize.
gamercat88: oh what if you are trapped in a magic 8 ball?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: This is amazing
ChroniclerC: What if the real jar was the way we made friends along the way?
thebluecosmonaut: its funny stupid horseshit
m0nkeyrama: Because we enjoy it :D
big_blue_man: What if your friends were in the jar?
ChroniclerC: Because you're funny?
TXC2: Becuase it's funny Adam
LiveFaust: No, obviously the jars are the jars we made along the friends.
KartoffelKaiser: @ChroniclerC what if the real friends were the jars we made along the way?
Earthenone: i mean not until steve shows up
Didero: I mean, there's 450 people here, so you must be doing something right
thebluecosmonaut: gotta getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Ckiva: Graham knocks on the door one day and says, sorry Adam, we gotta put you in a jar
RatekStormcrow: Î think "Horseshit" is a solid businessmodel here on Twitch
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
ChroniclerC: @KartoffelKaiser What if we ~put~ our real friends in the jars we made along the way?
TXC2: Adam you've been doing this for like 4 years now :p
Banrael: I'm a baseline!
TXC2: !viewers
LRRbot: 216 users viewing the stream. 938 users in the chat.
m0nkeyrama: Baseline? We have a purpose
KartoffelKaiser: @ChroniclerC now you're thinking with jars
Doctor_Pockets: Did you leave Dave trapped in a jar somewhere? is that where this is coming from?
DaMullet14: so on average that's 500
Didero: I always get the numbers that Chatty shows confused >_>
Grindclocke: they got trapped in jars
vk_dragontech: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:25:31.
vk_dragontech: Aw man I missed so much Adam!
Earthenone: think about it you are competing with saturday morning cartoons for your demographic, 200 is real good
ArcOfTheConclave: 216 == 938?
KeiRaccoon: This reminds me that I never finished Rogue Galaxy
simriel: Mimics in this game are way more forgiving than Dark Souls XD
m0nkeyrama: Adam, your hourglass rant lasted longer than 60 seconds, makes it hard to clip Kappa
big_blue_man: What is this, GTA the RPG?
KartoffelKaiser: "Ow, that was like 20 hit points."
Itsapaul: This reminds me that I never played Rogue Galaxy
Itsapaul: Isnt just this game in space?
TXC2: I mean, that;s what body armour's for no? :P
LiveFaust: "If you can dodge a gun, you can dodge a ball!"
m0nkeyrama: Does a dob do double damage?
postmodernpajamawrestler: like spy kids
Itsapaul: 🤔
Kamotetop: showlove100 showlove100 showlove50 showlove100 showlove100 Please stay.
Zaghrog: if hitpoint bars were easy to see, I'm afraid violence would be a lot more common
KartoffelKaiser: It's the LRR slack telling to you abort the jar discussion Kappa
KeiRaccoon: It's definitely from the same developer, there's some commonality in the systems.
m0nkeyrama: wow
m0nkeyrama: rude
Kaorti: I see how it is
Thandres: :o
Earthenone: !findquote obligations
LRRbot: Quote #3773: "Sure Baron, I am obliged to dig it" —Graham [2016-12-23]
hoktauri: then you're out until tomorrow
m0nkeyrama: Only here for the money Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: Heel turning again I see
TXC2: Same here Kappa
RayFK: That's the Adam I know and tolerate
Veste: oh man dat hat. SMS, I HEAR DEM SHOUTIN
simriel: Why does Gun cost HP
TXC2: RayFK harsh
thebluecosmonaut: homie goes to bed
Earthenone: thats not true adam you haveto be HERE for 3 hours, contract does not specify entertainment
ChroniclerC: So the rest of the entertainment I get from you is FREE? Sweet.
GeminiRift: are you actually good at spheda or is this a meme
m0nkeyrama: Takes a quick nap
Zaghrog: oh that totally makes sense, interacting with chat while playing is plenty to do
Sektor88: I streamed maybe 3 times, and they weren't even 3 hours. Shit was exhausting
m0nkeyrama: Both
Didero: GeminiRift: Yes :P
KartoffelKaiser: @GeminiRift Adam Savidan is the greatest spheda player in the world and no one can prove otherwise
ChroniclerC: Both.
postmodernpajamawrestler: being social is tiring
GeminiRift: LUL
incredulouspasserby: Ah shit big mood
NathanJay_GA: Hi, Adam! How's today been?
Zaghrog: GeminiRift why not both?
GeminiRift: no one is good at spheda tho
TXC2: hello NathanJay_GA welcome
m0nkeyrama: This guy is very good at spheda SeriousSloth
vk_dragontech: Rifle wolf is a good band name
TXC2: it's SUPER tiring for me :P
NathanJay_GA: ^_^
justwhatever_idk: some people need to be social
m0nkeyrama: Depends on the day, really
Thandres: well then lets see the spheda skill in action old man Kappa
GeminiRift: get it in 1 and i'll sub
Didero: I like being social for a bit, but I also like not having to be social for a while afterwards
postmodernpajamawrestler: it's not that it's hard, but doing it as a form of work or just frequently takes energy for sure
m0nkeyrama: Do it in one or we don't believe you Kappa
TStodden: If I'm deal with a bunch of frustrating and / or annoying customers, I can be a bit anti-social for a while (just to get the dumbs out of my system).
GeminiRift: notrhing is impossible if you're really good at spheda Kappa
justwhatever_idk: also hey that's Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia's and Robin from Teen Titan's voice, how many things was this guy in during the mid oughts
DaMullet14: pound it downfield, make it the catcher's problem
gamercat88: just picture it as an hourglass
TXC2: we can do it if we nice shot it Kappa
thebluecosmonaut: slam it
thebluecosmonaut: just jam it in the hole
KartoffelKaiser: just hit it FourHead
m0nkeyrama: Full power isn't literally full power? seabatYIKES
cmdrud87: It's... Unlimited Power!
postmodernpajamawrestler: come on and slam
m0nkeyrama: close
GeminiRift: so close!
ChroniclerC: So close!
NathanJay_GA: Get in the HOLE!
Earthenone: hit the hole!
TXC2: Gods damn that ROLLED though the hole!
TXC2: *through
Didero: The walls being random angles just seems mean
Ckiva: does the use of meters to goal suggest that the dark cloud universe uses standard international units, and as such is a part of the same time-space continuum as the real world?
m0nkeyrama: it was the same color NotLikeThis
ChroniclerC: Who says that "7 m" means seven meters?
Didero: 7 Maxes
DaMullet14: Ckiva that m stands for "morks", which is a unit of distance that is coincidentally about 3.3 feet
MrDweeb: yeah 7 the length of max's foot lol
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, we hate Blue Kappa
TXC2: Fudge
the_bananarchist: wait can someone give me a tl;dr of how this game even works
MrDweeb: this golf game or the whole thing?
KartoffelKaiser: A light vertical hit might bounce it to change colors
Didero: Your only option is cheating? Kappa
NathanJay_GA: I would try lobbing it high over the hole, then hoping the bounce lands back in
DaMullet14: the_bananarchist it's golf but we need to make the ball the opposite color of the hole
TXC2: the_bananarchist balls gotta be the opposite colour to the poartal
m0nkeyrama: Almost the best
DaMullet14: the_bananarchist it changes colors when it bounces
KartoffelKaiser: nice shot screws us again
Thandres: thats what a cheater would say :p
the_bananarchist: ooooooh okay
MrDweeb: gotta bounce hard enough tho so sometimes it just doesnt
m0nkeyrama: You did almost get it in one
m0nkeyrama: I mean
KartoffelKaiser: ok then why did you come here
the_bananarchist: tbh I wish you did
Ckiva: I came here to watch someone who's really good at spheda
m0nkeyrama: You are in our houses SeriousSloth
Thandres: i know you would if you could :p
Earthenone: jokes on you, we cant AFFORD houses
tuckamanian: how dare you
Ckiva: and I have some questions Kappa
ayirbudd: i would watch that show
the_bananarchist: @Earthenone too real
ayirbudd: this guys house SUCKS
Anubis169: that's what most of the internet has turned into now.. it's impossible to stay afloat in
TXC2: Earthenone too real
vk_dragontech: N-no...
Didero: Yes we had our gutters cleaned literally last Wednesday, your move :P
vk_dragontech: Maybe is should...
kitthethird: Every time I see Spheda I just remember the Phailhaus where G learned the plural is Phalheusen and just said Sveda back and forth as the stinger
incredulouspasserby: Ok but I am tho called out
the_bananarchist: so we play golf but also sometimes we shoot up monsters with an uzi
KartoffelKaiser: Jokes on you, I'm watching this on a television through a store window Kappa
simriel: I mean if you showed up at my house and said that I would mainly just be confused :P
m0nkeyrama: Damn, the gas!
m0nkeyrama: LUL I only have one monitor
TXC2: so me then ? :P
m0nkeyrama: I have no choice
CobaltShurikenReborn: thats me
Anubis169: Adam: So all mobile users then?
Banrael: *turns chair* lol
Aenir798: I use one monitor and alt-tab between this and something interesting Kappa
BobaThaiTea: thanks fam no other option though
Sektor88: I have you as background noise while I do my own tedious JRPG grinding. :)
vk_dragontech: I’m on my phone, does that count?
TXC2: shit I moderated DB with one monitor :P
NathanJay_GA: Im lying on my bed right now, tablet in hand :p
Didero: I'm doing my (light) exercises while watching, does that count?
m0nkeyrama: I always focus on this one stream
Ckiva: wow as a professional layabout I feel attacked
m0nkeyrama: Except when I'm clipping
m0nkeyrama: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: I do both. I can't chat and listen and do something else at the same time. I multitask when I lurk
ChroniclerC: I wouldn't say watching you is the ONLY thing I'm doing, but you're definately he primary thing.
Banrael: I'm filling out a >100 page document while listening to this on the side
gamercat88: adam has like 20 tabs open
tuckamanian: i have 4 screens here at work and you are a tiny square in the corner of one
PoorDecisionMachine: only one monitor, but I'm playing switch too lol
Morgue_XIIV: watching on my phone whilst crochetting.
Banrael: It's a fun time
Didero: Also, I'm being mean in Twitch chat while watching the stream, that's technically two things, right? :P
vk_dragontech: Adam I can honestly say you’ve never bored me with your content
incredulouspasserby: Ok but watching streams that interact with the viewers give the illusion of social interaction and that’s a draw to a lot of people, myself included.
TXC2: the rizzle pizzle
the_bananarchist: what is this game
m0nkeyrama: True, it's never boring here
Armstrong11139: Anything worth doing is worth doing in a mini-mecha
swashbuckler_jim: I am painting my 5th squad of infantry.
thebluecosmonaut: that was FUNNY
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Cloud 2
vk_dragontech: Yep. Never
the_bananarchist: I mean I'm grateful for the explanations about how the game literally works but like
Schokobeau: I love watching your streams Adam while grinding at a game. I like the background noise and you giving twitch chat a hard time ;)
vk_dragontech: I haven’t seen that one, but it sounds interesting
m0nkeyrama: I'd imagine watching you get all loopy would be pretty funny
Schokobeau: :D
Schokobeau: Gotcha
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
denitar: We hate facts.
tuckamanian: "facts"
denitar: You should know this.
PinkFlashu: fact: adam is the best
Ckiva: when you bang the desk it makes a big sound on the stream
m0nkeyrama: suuure
l0gin4me: "facts"
m0nkeyrama: "Facts"
NathanJay_GA: :O
Didero: But we also give Adam a hard time so it balances out
Earthenone: so your resume is Noshi. Fact presenter
Earthenone: Boshi*
m0nkeyrama: Hm
KartoffelKaiser: Ok Tyson Kidd and Cesaro
m0nkeyrama: ??
Acromonk: Fact: Adam has a big brain!
Baldrash: Facts.
m0nkeyrama: Do we though?
Doctor_Pockets: Facts...
denitar: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
vk_dragontech: The fact of the matter is that Adam is a big sweetheart
NathanJay_GA: Alright, Mr. Savidan. Drop some facts on us, then!
hoktauri: it's like a 1000 chickens versus a T rex
m0nkeyrama: You pick on "twitch chat" all the time
the_bananarchist: seabatTROG you literally made us troglodyte reaction emotes
m0nkeyrama: LUL
l0gin4me: You deliver more sass on a per person rate. we just have a number advantage
kitthethird: Thank you for subscribing to Adam facts!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
PinkFlashu: D:
ayirbudd: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
denitar: lrrAWW seabatTROG
incredulouspasserby: Adam you gouge the feelings of multiple chat members at once with your hot takes
Mr_Horrible: I love cave slime and dark places seabatTROG
ChroniclerC: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Doctor_Pockets: Contributing is a little strong
Didero: I'm not sure what a troglodyte is so I choose to take it as a compliment
m0nkeyrama: Not all the time, sir
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ayirbudd: lol "contributing to society"
TXC2: Adam Sassidan
Jensling: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
thebluecosmonaut: gouge 🔪
m0nkeyrama: Gouge :o
vk_dragontech: Man Vs Chat
m0nkeyrama: benginTraitor benginTraitor
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Mr_Horrible: it's so good
Mr_Horrible: seabatTROG
ayirbudd: poglodyte
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eDRoaCH: im confused, are we the nurture and you have a bad nature or the opposite
vk_dragontech: Don’t think about it
Mr_Horrible: it's his nature not to nurture Kappa
m0nkeyrama: We are both Kappa
ayirbudd: i have learned lots from adam actually
Didero: But seriously, there's a lot of loud music outside because of Carnaval and this stream and chat is making that much easier to get through. So thanks
Earthenone: we are the product of adams environmental influence
TXC2: no, Chat is the Environment that Adam has to Adapt too, to thrive and multiple Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Thrive?
Didero: I'm in The Netherlands
TXC2: *multiply
ChroniclerC: xD My local used games store just posted a facebook ad that they have a copy of this game.
m0nkeyrama: That would be entirely true
BobaThaiTea: fact
m0nkeyrama: Adam's first fact :o
ayirbudd: i would aggree
xhres2: That is true
denitar: Yeah that's an actual facrt
Mr_Horrible: that's almost certainly true
Didero: Carnaval is a long weekend of people dressing up and there's float parades and the like. It's fun, but it's also very loud
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eDRoaCH: i would say that's a safe bet, but then again you've made hundreds in chat worse people
ayirbudd: he was about to go scuba diving for the first time!
Kamotetop: Real talk though, you are loved and appreciated
m0nkeyrama: ^
Mr_Horrible: A fish, spear-fishing on vacation? Not on my watch! - Monica, probably
NonjaBiru: 0.
Didero: You're welcome to come, but do bring ear plugs :P
vk_dragontech: Adam enriches everyone just by being present. It’s like radiation sickness, but good
m0nkeyrama: LUL
tastethebeams: Adam that shirt really brings out your beard, it looks nice
Didero: The village I used to live in has a far bigger parade than the city next to it and I've always found that funny
m0nkeyrama: It loks good from here
m0nkeyrama: looks
Didero: People work literal months on the floats
TXC2: too real Adam
Mr_Horrible: he looks fine from far away, and ~~~fine~~~ up close gabyLewd
justwhatever_idk: when anyone says "Adam, I'm Sick of You" what they mean is that they're irradiated with their joy of you being there
m0nkeyrama: "fine from a distance" sounds like a title for an autobiography
tastethebeams: "Gosh, I'm sick of being in such a good mood around this person."
ChroniclerC: No, those people are WRONG
Didero: I know as much about Mardi Gras as you do about Carnaval, so I can't make the comparison :P
Mr_Horrible: I disagree with those people
denitar: Adam is a human, sick brags seabatTROG seabatTROG
jjcard: excuse me, there is golf in this game? I just tuned in
m0nkeyrama: They would def be wrong
Earthenone: looks fine from here, but i am 162 miles away
ChroniclerC: I mean, they're allowed to be wrong, but they are wrong.
TXC2: jjcard yeap, it's what we're here for
justwhatever_idk: @jjcard golf is literally all I've ever seen of this game
m0nkeyrama: Get that Rex voice seabatTROG
kitthethird: I love it though?
vk_dragontech: This game is a golf simulator disguised as a jrpg
tastethebeams: certain people just aren't compatible. not everyone has to get along, on a basic social level
Morgue_XIIV: I really want more people to understand that two people not getting on isn't a value judgement. If I don't like you, that's incompatibility, not that you're bad.
Doctor_Pockets: What does "nice shot" do?
m0nkeyrama: Time to bully them Kappa
Anubis169: Chat, never let anybody judge you and make you feel bad for having an opinion that doesn't fit in with the group-view, they can get fupped
Didero: I have a coworker who's helpful and friendly, but I really dislike him because he breathes far too loudly. So yes, people can dislike people for very petty reasons
TXC2: Doctor_Pockets adds more power to the shot
ChroniclerC: Okay, okay. Fine, Anubis. Be wholesome.
justwhatever_idk: @Doctor_Pockets historically, absolutely ruins Adam's shots
Doctor_Pockets: AH thanks
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
Mr_Horrible: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Zaghrog: sergeJustRight
Morgue_XIIV: I want people to feel comfortable saying they don't like me, so I can stop bothering them to hang out. I won't take it personally.
Anubis169: ChroniclerC: no, i mean have any view ya like and if nobody likes it, that's their bag
m0nkeyrama: I guess that's fair
jjcard: I had always heard it was PS2 Zelda before. Might actually have to play it now
kitthethird: You won! Retire champion?
TXC2: Like water and Oil
m0nkeyrama: That's always messed up
Sektor88: Because some people thrive off negativity and aren't happy unless they have something to complain about
m0nkeyrama: when people do that
Sektor88: Also, it's easy to despise what you can't have. ;p
m0nkeyrama: Like, what's the point?
ChroniclerC: Anyway, I need to roll out. Take care, friends.
justwhatever_idk: sometimes you're a USB cable to somebody's USB-C port
teknixtek: It makes them feel more validated by putting down others.
Mr_Horrible: "I have several complaints about certain aspects of this game and the lack of balance they exhibit at higher difficulties, Darkest Dungeon send tweet" Kappa
Didero: It seems fitting to climb Mount Gundor with an uzi
m0nkeyrama: LUL
tastethebeams: I get it, but I don't GET it
m0nkeyrama: Thicc
Mr_Horrible: I'm HELLA burger
m0nkeyrama: Oh LAWD
vk_dragontech: Adam is going full dad mode ‘there’s so much golf to be done’
simriel: Thats not a burger! you cant fool me!
tastethebeams: fuck now I want a burger
Armstrong11139: Is this the Pain Hamburger I've heard so much about?
Sektor88: I am a mighty burg.
justwhatever_idk: yo what's up guys it's your boy burger
Mr_Horrible: just got home with a burrito and a beer for lunch, that's gonna be me in like 30 minutes
tastethebeams: wait you just have straight up guns lmao
vk_dragontech: Beesechurger
hoktauri: nuggets
PinkFlashu: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Wendy's cheat day again? :o
TXC2: this what the Krabby Paddy is made of no? Kappa
Didero: That does look like what would happen if you eat too much burger, yeah
tastethebeams: Wendy bimbles
Jensling: What an absolut unite that Burger was
Mr_Horrible: WANDYS seabatTROG
incredulouspasserby: Is there even a reason to use anything but the gun?
kitthethird: Treatchoself!
Suffix: seabatTROG W E N D Y S
vk_dragontech: Get that frosty
NathanJay_GA: Some Wendles
Didero: incredulouspasserby: A desire for challenging gameplay Kappa
justwhatever_idk: Strong Against: Gun
m0nkeyrama: I seem to recall you not liking it afterward last time, but get wendy's if you want, I'm not your dad
tastethebeams: Just Monika Kappa
incredulouspasserby: @didero nah that sounds fake
m0nkeyrama: Absolutely
Mr_Horrible: does Wendy's still have spicy chicken nuggets?
m0nkeyrama: Go get them nuggies
Mr_Horrible: I haven't been to one in years
Didero: So this tree barfs exploding mini-trees?
hoktauri: nope but BK just brought them back
Sektor88: I had an amazing burg last week, nice local joint at the end of the street.
vk_dragontech: Wendy’s has sweet potato fries now
vk_dragontech: They’re okay
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Mr_Horrible: I ate that shit all the time in college because it was close
TXC2: Last time I went to wendy's was the last time I went bowling :P
Baldrash: I had some nuggies for lunch. No honey mussy though.
hoktauri: I've been hitting up Freddys for lunch
m0nkeyrama: It's a treat day, not a cheat day seabatBRAIN
peachyprieto: You got it wrong, but your alternative was correct
peachyprieto: yes
vk_dragontech: I should eat
vk_dragontech: I haven’t eatwn yet
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, like ramen Kappa
Mr_Horrible: It's true, Adam has a pretty damn good track record
ayirbudd: mine is either confusing to people or they immediately get it. i ride a fine line
justwhatever_idk: yeah, getting your name wrong is rough, Alex kappa
hoktauri: everyone says my name differently, it's like you haven't seen one specific scene from Stargate SG1
Earthenone: i wonder if there is a spreadsheet with stats on how accurate various lrrsmn are at pronouncing usernames
Didero: I didn't even think about pronunciation when I thought up this username, and apparently there's two ways to say it. Both are fine though
Banrael: It is pronounced Seeb-Ats, right?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
vk_dragontech: My name trips up people sometimes
vk_dragontech: I think it’s the underscore
TXC2: yeap
postmodernpajamawrestler: yes
TXC2: Karl urban
SolarJudas: Karl Urban?
m0nkeyrama: Oh those two Kappa
Didero: Can you draw a picture? :P
justwhatever_idk: Carl Rural
hoktauri: I loved Dredd with Karl Urban
Mr_Horrible: That just makes me wanna watch Dredd again
vk_dragontech: Vince mcdiesel
Morgue_XIIV: Dredd is my favourite film.
Mr_Horrible: fuuuuck that movie so good
ayirbudd: is that keith urbans brother
TXC2: man Dredd was so good
m0nkeyrama: Dredd seabatTROG
varmintx0: Dredd was the best.
hoktauri: yup
TXC2: sure was
Mr_Horrible: yeah
m0nkeyrama: Lena Headey
hoktauri: headley
m0nkeyrama: or something
varmintx0: Such a shame we'll never get a sequel.
Didero: I was going to go to bed on time, but this stream is far more fun than sleeping
m0nkeyrama: Lena H SeriousSloth
TXC2: he -de
Mr_Horrible: "Attention, citizens of Peach Trees" omgS omgGun
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
incredulouspasserby: Hey I just had a thought. How much more is there to this game? Are you gonna be playing this for, like, months more of streams?
Antipocalypse: a normal sleep schedule? WutFace
Didero: "You have been poisoned. Now guess what kind of trap this was again!"
m0nkeyrama: not thaaat much more left?
m0nkeyrama: I wish I could do that
Earthenone: there are a helluva lot of vods to catch up on
TXC2: I exercise at 11Am, it's when I'm most pumped for it
m0nkeyrama: I literally can't sleep before midnight
ayirbudd: same monkey
Didero: I mean, I'm off next week, so I'm envisioning my sleep schedule getting slightly messed up :P
lighthawk123: yo loading
Mr_Horrible: I'm such a night owl, I'm really bad about it
vk_dragontech: Secretttt
TXC2: I go to bed at 11pm ish, but I'm awake til gone midnite
m0nkeyrama: I started fixing my sleep schedule when I started watching your home streams, Adam, but I still go to bed super late LUL
ayirbudd: cough cough sekiro comes out this month cough
Mr_Horrible: Speaking of new video game to get obsessed with, 3 weeks till Sekiro seabatTROG
tastethebeams: the Destiny 2 expansion comes out on Tuesday, so I'ma be playin that
shadmed: pay to catch up
m0nkeyrama: Sekiro :o
Didero: Normally I try to go to bed kind of early, because I have to get up at like 7:15 for work and I really don't function well when tired
tastethebeams: wait, Sekiro comes out in just 3 weeks? fuck I didn't know
m0nkeyrama: Really? Sweet! DMC
Mr_Horrible: I might dip back in to WoW when Zandalari trolls drop on the 12th
Mr_Horrible: waiting on my good troll bois forEVER
Mowdownjoe: Any interest in the new Samurai Shodown? Sounds like a cool fighting game.
ayirbudd: i gave up on retail wow. i just play on a wrath private server now
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they said the 12th in a bulletin a few days ago
m0nkeyrama: Prep for evo seabatTROG
Antipocalypse: more shots means more time spent golfing
ayirbudd: so does the new wow raid have different bosses for each faction?
RogueLink: These long ones always seem rough
Mr_Horrible: So is there a reason Monika can't golf, esp since she's the one who explains it in the first place?
Mr_Horrible: is it just a weapons thing?
tastethebeams: I actually don't play Destiny 2 much, because of the grind to the end game, but the new expansion has new stuff to boost you up quickly to enjoy the actual content
DrivenByGlory: God of Spheda
m0nkeyrama: More room to make mistakes SeriousSloth
Mr_Horrible: The 3-person parties killed destiny for my playgroup
Mr_Horrible: but it's still really fun, no disrespect
tendrilsoftragedy: Hey Adam. hows things going?
TXC2: you got this Aadam
vk_dragontech: I like D2, but I don’t like the weekly grind thing
vk_dragontech: I can’t play enough to keep up
Antipocalypse: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: wooooow
Sektor88: PogChamp
Mr_Horrible: GENIUS seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: what a shot
NathanJay_GA: spheda god!!!
Mowdownjoe: SHASHASHA!
Suhono: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RogueLink: GG!
mtvcdm: clap clap clap clap
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp //
Noxenluxe: Wow SeriousSloth
lighthawk123: gg dab
Invitare: wow this guy's really good at Spheda
Didero: Wow, this guy is great at Spheda
Earthenone: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG 👏 👏 👏
ayirbudd: gg dob
lighthawk123: wow so good
TXC2: even when he Fucks up, he still wins, that's our Adam, and that's why we love him
tendrilsoftragedy: you need a shashashaaa emotr
m0nkeyrama: Ana actual break? :o
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Didero: No, I just finished exercising, I JUST sat down
Mr_Horrible: The Unstoppable Savidan seabatBRAIN
TXC2: the rare Savidan break
tastethebeams: Petition: Replace lrrCOW with lrrSHA
mtvcdm: During the break, if you didn't know, LRR has a no-frills Twitter now for online notices.
ayirbudd: wait so i have to choose between drinking water or using the bathroom?? shit
mtvcdm: !twitter
m0nkeyrama: I need a break from clipping SeriousSloth
Didero: ayirbudd: Simple solution though. Drink from the toilet
Mr_Horrible: oh neat
postmodernpajamawrestler: LRRbot isnt your real dad, it cant tell you what to do
TStodden: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
ayirbudd: ahhh very good idea
postmodernpajamawrestler: it's not wrong
Mr_Horrible: LRRbot is my real dad MrDestructoid
NathanJay_GA: !findquote golf
LRRbot: Quote #2768: "He plays golf, and poops." —Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
AdmiralMemo: Oh hey! Golf!
TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
ayirbudd: now THATS good advice
LoadingReadyRun: just gonna grab a sandwich from the shop downstairs quick
Didero: Beej plays golf?
LoadingReadyRun: brb
m0nkeyrama: ok
TStodden: LRRbot is always good for advice... or a quick laugh.
Defrost: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try dying more.
m0nkeyrama: It's 2pm, how long are we going today? 12 hour spheda stream? seabatTROG
TStodden: Don't expect a LRRman's length stream.
Defrost: 24hours spheda stream hype!
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:04:32.
ayirbudd: its been that long already??
m0nkeyrama: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:04:56.
m0nkeyrama: oops
Defrost: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:35:18. lrrSPOT
ayirbudd: uhhh
AdmiralMemo: What's updog? lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: thats the one i meant to do NotLikeThis
justwhatever_idk: nearly 24 hour Dog Stream
ayirbudd: oh i get it
AdmiralMemo: We can do this!
ayirbudd: its dog time right
m0nkeyrama: yee
AdmiralMemo: @ayirbudd Ayyyyyyyyyy.
Defrost: Yee
m0nkeyrama: It's Boshy time ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime
TStodden remembers to add this year's LeMans to his calendar.
AdmiralMemo: YOU'RE Boshy time
ayirbudd: ive never even played boshy but seeing the little sprite gives me anxiety
m0nkeyrama: Any time is Boshy time for Adam seabatTROG
AdmiralMemo: Dark Boshy 2: Bullet Hell Golf
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sullyc17: 23s my lucky number so all the luck to you Adam!
BusTed: Hey all.
m0nkeyrama: Hey @BusTed
TXC2: hello BusTed welcom
ayirbudd: sub hype!
BusTed: I hear wind.
BusTed: Did we just finish a course?
m0nkeyrama: We're taking a sandwich break LUL
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, he just completed one
m0nkeyrama: I'm half expecting him to come back and just shut it down LUL
AdmiralMemo: Hey bud
m0nkeyrama: Welcome back!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: and we're back
hoktauri: So what kind of sandwich?
postmodernpajamawrestler: we were so alone
Thandres: its been 5 million years D:
Mr_Horrible: gave me a chance to also consume lunch
AdmiralMemo: *Titanic voice* It's been 84 years...
m0nkeyrama: Did you speed eat that sandwich? :o
vk_dragontech: I had just enough time to shovel the snow
BusTed: hi
Didero: You didn't even get a sub? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: We going for another hour? seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: so food talk time?
TXC2: I mean 10 mins to eat a sandwich is pretty normal to me
BusTed: We are both busy boys on offset schedules.
simriel: No, Graham was a little Snak
m0nkeyrama: Still no food talk. Hm.
hoktauri: wash it down with a nice orange soda?
RogueLink: <message deleted>Food talk? Sounds like it's time for Pineapple on Pizza!
TStodden: We're technically in "after hours", so... anything goes (within reason)?
m0nkeyrama: You've got a bust month coming up
TXC2: hello Omega_Lairon
RogueLink: LMAO
m0nkeyrama: busy, even
Omega_Lairon: Hoi TXC2 ^_^
hoktauri: but you love us
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrHEART
Dashiell: you're just too passionate about spheda
m0nkeyrama: We appreciate you spending unpaid time with us :)
RogueLink: always glad to see an extra long Adam stream. thaxHype
Didero: Do break times count as stream times?
BusTed: We are above the threshold of the minimally viable product. seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: LUL I know, that's why there was a :)
Erudite_Cynic: End the stream and then start another Adam's GameHaus. DOUBLE PAY seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BusTed: benginBurn
m0nkeyrama: You never take breaks anyway
thebluecosmonaut: busted PogChamp
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
BusTed: yo blue
thebluecosmonaut: my homie PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: See ya @TXC2
BusTed: See ya TXC2
thebluecosmonaut: PogChamp /
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
BusTed: seabatTROG /
Gnuttor: Bye @TXC2 !
postmodernpajamawrestler: nighty night
TStodden: I appreciate the extra hours, as there was a community where they started kicking people out of the room (pseudo-survivor style) when they ended (or people would stick around forever).
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for putting up with Adam's chat antics @TXC2
vk_dragontech: ‘Who needs breaks?’ I say, dying inside
vk_dragontech: : p
TStodden: I still need breaks... as I don't like sliding through intersections.
m0nkeyrama: That's so odd @TStodden
m0nkeyrama: the survivor thing
vk_dragontech: ‘And now you must leave.’ ‘But I don’t want to’ ‘too bad’
m0nkeyrama: Hi Kathleen!
Banrael: Hi Kathleen
RogueLink: Hey Kathleen! thaxHi
AdmiralMemo: So this is "golfing chores"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
blackwlf: First you must murder a bunch of people. THEN you can golf.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Invitare: eminently
m0nkeyrama: that's what we went to school for Kappa
Didero: Wait, did you read the fine print of your contract, Adam? Maybe you need to stream 3 hours of actual Spheda!
blackwlf: Trying to avoid a political statement there.
BusTed: Gotta eat your asparagus before you can have dessert.
Thandres: look my google-fu is strong! :p
Omega_Lairon: "And how does that make you *feel*?"
simriel: I mean that's what CEOs do right?
silenceaux: Pff, I don't claim deep insight. I just have trouble getting that class out of my head.
m0nkeyrama: Nice pants Kathleen!
simriel: Murder a bunch of people and thwn Golf?
silenceaux: WebMD: It's cancer
BusTed: web mdeez nuts amirite
TStodden: It was a corporate thing as had to shut down the chat room promptly, but the chat room engine they used didn't have a mass-kick option, but did have a way to prevent people re-entering.
Invitare: It was the ghost!
tastethebeams: Tell Kathleen those pants are noice. I want em
m0nkeyrama: LUL @BusTed
BusTed: That's why they keep me around.
m0nkeyrama: Busted's brain was bigger? Kappa
vk_dragontech: Always sweaty, never sleeping
Invitare: if you give enough troglodytes typewriters one of them will say the joke before you
m0nkeyrama: 7s :o
Thandres: 7 vs 122
Thandres: i think you forgot to lvl the bracelet
m0nkeyrama: Hm
Omthebox: Gunna exorcise a limb from a body with that sword.
m0nkeyrama: It's at +8 and still does no damage?
m0nkeyrama: Hey Om
Omega_Lairon: Needs more... everything
Thandres: *never levels the bracelet* "Why is the bracelet so weak???"
Omthebox: hey ramen BabyRage /
m0nkeyrama: You tell us that a lot
m0nkeyrama: so uh
m0nkeyrama: yes
silenceaux: I think about it constantly tbh
Omthebox: I thought about shutting up once. Decided it was a terrible idea.
Invitare: our brains aren't tiny, our heads are just big
m0nkeyrama: Her sword does a bunch
m0nkeyrama: at least
postmodernpajamawrestler: just up smash with Monica and it'll work
m0nkeyrama: what
m0nkeyrama: LUL
l0gin4me: lrrAWW
silenceaux: game. game why
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
silenceaux: No room for wind stones
silenceaux: might as well just put 'em in the bracelet
Antipocalypse: "stick joe"
m0nkeyrama: 7 sphedas SeriousSloth
LeonisCo: Had a random craving to play this game earlier and I think that's definitely gonna happen now
m0nkeyrama: Have fun @LeonisCo :o
m0nkeyrama: do you play for the spheda, too?
LeonisCo: I had no idea there was golf in this game. This is all news to me
m0nkeyrama: easy what now?
Antipocalypse: everyone ready your kobe spells
thebluecosmonaut: HHAHAHAAH
Omega_Lairon: Give 'er the old Shooter McGavin
m0nkeyrama: what
RogueLink: Good enough!
m0nkeyrama: tf
thebluecosmonaut: THE MAD MAN
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: LUL
thebluecosmonaut: GOODNIGHT IRENE holy shit
Mowdownjoe: Still got there.
silenceaux: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: HAX
Didero: seabatBRAIN lrrSACK seabatBRAIN
RogueLink: damn I love watching those shots.
betsytheripper: what the hell magic was that
xhres2: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
AgentMagicMaster: * very vince mcman voice * get that man on the main roster!
Mowdownjoe: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: It got sucked back in
m0nkeyrama: wow
RogueLink: lol
m0nkeyrama: ruuuude
silenceaux: got'em
rocketjohn: Wow.
rocketjohn: I feel personally attacked
m0nkeyrama: So, you're near us atm
m0nkeyrama: does that mean you suck? SeriousSloth
rocketjohn: you are not helping
cutaos: seabatTROG seabatYIKES
rocketjohn: you have been talking to my datemate haven't you
postmodernpajamawrestler: I came here to have fun and honestly I feel so attacked right now
BusTed: The amorphous void that is Twitch chat.
silenceaux: a mass without form, charisma, or feature. I see how it is, Savidan.
postmodernpajamawrestler: an ooze if you will
wiqidbritt: I remember getting to the final boss of this game and realizing I didn't level up the girl even close to enough
m0nkeyrama: well we are a gelatinous ooze
m0nkeyrama: so
Omega_Lairon: Do we at least get to keep the chiseled abs? Kappa
RatekStormcrow: Are you saying Twitch chat is Shoggoth
Nightvalien28: hey adam, you are a soft nerd
Erudite_Cynic: If Adam is stuck in a jar does he suck?
Erudite_Cynic: Kappa
wiqidbritt: I just liked playing with the mech too much
m0nkeyrama: I love that @Erudite_Cynic
Invitare: Twitch Chat is Cthulhu's annoying roommate
m0nkeyrama: so damn much
TheThromborax: So I just realized that I have never seen the first 10 hours of this game, or an overworld, or any story of this game. Is this the endgame? Is there more to the game than these endless dungeons? not bad if "no"
Antipocalypse: LUL
Nightvalien28: Erudite_Cynic beautiful
Invitare: DansGame
BusTed: Its chocolate milk.
Erudite_Cynic: Nedthulu
Didero: "Chtuhly and His Roommate Jayden, coming to CBS this fall"?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Invitare: never say "Cthulhu's Milk" and "Cthulhu's Eggs" again
BusTed: 🤔
m0nkeyrama: He could be :o
Armstrong11139: Twitch chat puts Cthulhu's milk carton back in the fridge with like 2oz of milk left in it
JeremyDevoid: does twitch chat drink cthulu's big milk?
Invitare: stop D: It's awful
m0nkeyrama: There's still a bit left benginTraitor
silenceaux: I don't know much about eldritch lore but I'm pretty sure eating anything C'thulu related is a Really Bad Idea
electric_claire: I prefer shoggoth milk myself
Didero: But without Cthulhu's eggs, how will you breed more Cthulhus on your Cthulhu farm?
m0nkeyrama: Kraft singles? seabatYIKES
Jensling: Twitch chat drinks Cthulhus Mega Milk even
vk_dragontech: Are you just recounting things you’ve done to James?
tastethebeams: Lovekraft Singles? Kappa
BusTed: wp tastethebeams
rocketjohn: Dragons are magic, adam
Invitare: maybe they don't work out
m0nkeyrama: Maybe they're born with it
Erudite_Cynic: Opened all the Kraft Singles but only took one bite out of each one
rocketjohn: they just cast polymorph
m0nkeyrama: maybe it's maybelline Kappa
xhres2: maybe that's why they're pissed.
Omega_Lairon: Maybe they all do, like, quilting to pass the time?
m0nkeyrama: Damn it Adam
Invitare: and we've never seen a fit dragon
m0nkeyrama: LUL
silenceaux: I remember reading a theory once that humans are adapted for starvation conditions, not peak strength in plentitude
Thandres: what if all the dragons you encounter are actually wimpy nerds by human standards because all they do is sleep on their hoard of gold?
RavingPenguin: I dunno, do lizards work out?
silenceaux: I mean, it's not like gorillas have to work out
RogueLink: He's got an under the horde bike pedal.
postmodernpajamawrestler: but his wings are hurricanes
CapnRobert: are bears still strong after they hibernate?
Jensling: Smaug frequently raids human dwellings iirc
Invitare: he might NOT be strong by dragon standards. We've just never seen a dragon that works out
m0nkeyrama: I mean, animals in the wild technically work out
postmodernpajamawrestler: his claws are spears
m0nkeyrama: they're always active
BusTed: Lifting tires 'n' shit.
electric_claire: Smaug spent his time terrorizing the countryside
Thandres: maybe they are weak by dragon standards, its just that the other races are incredibly weaker compared to them
Sylenctone: maybe we've just never met a swole dragon... maybe we don't want to
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RogueLink: Smaug deadlifts his money horde. It totally makes sense now.
BusTed: For sure.
m0nkeyrama: Maybe it does the rope thing?
silenceaux: I think some animals just don't decay like that, and humans are unusual in that they do
Invitare: to an insect a lazy human that's never seen a gym is a formidable and unstoppable beast. We are just insects to the lazy dragons.
tastethebeams: They have extra ropes for their wings
m0nkeyrama: Yeah LUL
Luxatos: He actually had a magical gym, Tolkien just forgot to mention it.
BusTed: Gotta practice your double dutch game.
Omega_Lairon: So what you're sayin is... someone needs to make a simulation game where you operate a gym for monsters... maybe next to a monster Frogurt place?
BusTed: That is appropriate.
electric_claire: atrophied?
m0nkeyrama: Sedentary is fitting
Erudite_Cynic: correct word
denitar: Sedentary is the right word, not Sedimentary
tastethebeams: Smaug just grabs handfuls of thousands of pounds of gold and does lifts all day Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Animals don't really do that
BusTed: Maybe in captivity?
m0nkeyrama: they can't really
CapnRobert: yeah id wager the dragon is like a grizzly bear it Hibernates and its not that much weaker when it wakes up
rocketjohn: You have heard of mopey zoo lions right?
m0nkeyrama: in the wild
silenceaux: Just found an article named "Why Are Gorillas So Strong If They Don’t Go to the Gym?" so give me a minute
m0nkeyrama: what coins?
BusTed: Haha.
BusTed: Perfect, silenceaux
BusTed: I assume muscle density or somesuch.
m0nkeyrama: An Adam coin? Kappa
JeremyDevoid: up
tastethebeams: don't worry about it
simriel: Up
Thandres: away?
Erudite_Cynic: up
Baldrash: Their home planet?
Didero: up
m0nkeyrama: LUL
tastethebeams: LUL
Omega_Lairon: I mean... that can be arranged >_>
Thandres: thats what you get for shunning our helpful nature :p
JeremyDevoid: its for golf
m0nkeyrama: Apparently you can buy coins after chapter 8?
Cinominn: why is his name burger?
Baldrash: That's a big burger.
tastethebeams: I'm auspicious cave wall
BusTed: I'm cheese(4)
Invitare: that's more than a quater-pound
silenceaux: It's not a very techincal article, just 'well this is what makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint' so I'll keep looking.
Cinominn: ok fair, why is their name burger.... is it because they are fat
Erudite_Cynic: They are burger because you are what you eat
m0nkeyrama: What chapter are we on?
m0nkeyrama: oh, you can't buy them until chapter 8
BusTed: slytqShrug
Invitare: evolution is basically magnets
Erudite_Cynic: the empty room WAS fro golf!
JeremyDevoid: evolution was a good PPV
Omega_Lairon: Is it weird that I wanna sere her do her victory pose / spinning sword thingy, but it like cuts off her hand or something?
ayirbudd: but how do THEY work
m0nkeyrama: wow @Omega_Lairon LUL
BusTed: Maybe a little, Omega_Lairon
HondoTrigger: Spheda God btw
m0nkeyrama: So humble
Mysticman89: its like if boshy played golf!
m0nkeyrama: Humble God btw
Cinominn: also considering the sword that monika has she should be able to hit a spheda ball with it
Didero: There's a slightly old Dutch song that goes "It's hard to stay humble when you're as good as me" and I feel that it applies here
Invitare: why didn't it change colour?
BusTed: Off the ceiling!
m0nkeyrama: Time for some seabatBRAIN geometry
BusTed: (Is there a ceiling?)
m0nkeyrama: there is
BusTed: d'oh.
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Cinominn: id have just railed it off the back wall and hoped for the best
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Invitare: DansGame
Erudite_Cynic: so why can
m0nkeyrama: It's making up for that last one
m0nkeyrama: the one it gave him
Antipocalypse: i'm up for more horseshit spouting
theeagles_eye: your pistol name?
Dothewhatnow: dothewHEY
ayirbudd: thats a sweet username
Erudite_Cynic: So why can't you just pick it up and huck it through the portal?
Mysticman89: do the mario. oh wai thats his name
m0nkeyrama: Streamer texting on stream, unprofessional Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: @m0nkeyrama hes off the clock
m0nkeyrama: 31 hours, and half of that was working up to spheda
Antipocalypse: wasn't the first spheda stick you had a literal stick off a tree?
Thandres: 3123544 times
Mysticman89: they should make a spheda pooper scooper dealy then
ayirbudd: spheda stick sounds like something paners sells
Invitare: if that thing is so radioactive that it touching it would be lethal, using the stick is not a safe distance
ayirbudd: panera*
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun I mean you're not James "constantly on his phone" Turner...
Blasteg: I heard this is a golf game?
ayirbudd: nah hes on reddit
m0nkeyrama: It's really not that big of an issue if you're on your phone, you do have a life
ReynardWrecca: I spent longer than I should have staring idly at Adam's shirt, half-asleep, wondering what WOHZ stood for. I need to get some sleep.
Invitare: yes
ayirbudd: yes
BusTed: Maybe on the Magic subreddit.
Erudite_Cynic: does it count if your phone is in your pocket?
electric_claire: He DOES post on the lrr reddit a lot
SAJewers: yes
m0nkeyrama: LRR has a reddit?
Blasteg: I... think he working and he on reddit is the same thing
m0nkeyrama: Ganondorf is a slow c falc
robo__nixon: Falcon Punch. Best Punch.
electric_claire: @m0nkeyrama
Omega_Lairon: wohs em ruoy sevom
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: ty @electric_claire
DMGlol: nothing ever feels as good as landing a falcon knee
Cinominn: i usually gravitate toward link or roy in smash
RogueLink: a normal falcon punch or the reverse falcon punch? Cause the reverse is sweet.
ayirbudd: objectively? maybe. literally? absolutely not
m0nkeyrama: Ike is best sword boy
Thandres: i think i havent touched captain falcon in ultimate at all
m0nkeyrama: I have also never really used reddit
BusTed: Reddit is like any other large community. There are good parts and bad parts.
DrWreckage: Reddit is customizable so your individual reddit is shiity or bad based on your own inner self
ayirbudd: lol its just a forum really.
m0nkeyrama: LUL nice @electric_claire
Baldrash: Yeah, Reddit is almost entirely what you make of it.
Erudite_Cynic: like twitch
m0nkeyrama: a month agp
ayirbudd: james AND alex have done AMA
SAJewers: adam ama when? lrrBEEJ
Omega_Lairon: I mostly just go to Reddit to see videos of idiots getting hurt
Didero: There's no reason to discuss your coolness because it's self-evident
silenceaux: So does anyone still care re: muscle atrophy in giant flying lizards or
m0nkeyrama: His favorite cohost is Matt SeriousSloth
robo__nixon: "How cool is Adam?" Asked by ASavidan :P
ayirbudd: ooof
electric_claire: This is what James had to say about you Adam: "I'm super happy Adam has become a more active member of LRR."
Omega_Lairon: "Good question "totally not a Lairon alt 3". I'd ahve to say my favourite pasta is penne"
justwhatever_idk: I don't know if that was already clipped but I forgot to post mine
Mysticman89: he also said he wanted to do a month long 24/7 stream with you
electric_claire: He would also pick you to be his 24/7 stream partner
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: wow
electric_claire: Those were the only adam factoids in theama
m0nkeyrama: Take what you can get Kappa
CapnRobert: sounds like you have it
RebekahWSD: Sounds kinky
ayirbudd: ahhhh soo he is just a tease then
m0nkeyrama: If you take it out of context
m0nkeyrama: yes
l0gin4me: you strive for your own approval? Kappa
Caius_of_the_Ballads: how is this one compared to the first game?
Mikiao: I'll take it that way -winky face-
Mysticman89: theres probably a kinky lrr subreddit too.
Invitare: you were also the answer to the question: "You have to do a month long stream, 24/7, no need to sleep. Which LRRer do you pick to be your stream buddy? Bonus: literally anyone, not just LRR"
m0nkeyrama: You guys have been friends forever, stuff is bound to get similar
Invitare: those are the only 2
robo__nixon: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5123: "Adam, Adam he's our man, if he can't do it we're in deeeeep trouble." —Paul [2018-06-28]
vk_dragontech: Also used to like. Look the same
justwhatever_idk: "Adam Exists" -- James
m0nkeyrama: Paul :o
Invitare: I don't think the steam will be online long enough
ayirbudd: James: "You say weird things all the time"
m0nkeyrama: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #762: "Why do you want me to punch Adam? I'm not saying 'No' I'm just asking why?" —Graham [2015-10-01]
xhres2: Fuck, I got an extra large pizza and ate it too fast. Now am super full
vk_dragontech: Well, very similar
ayirbudd: wow Graham
vk_dragontech: It was uncanny
m0nkeyrama: That's fair
m0nkeyrama: I guess
Erudite_Cynic: he has firm opinions about Jars and Pop
justwhatever_idk: Adam is a Creator of Idioms and Phrases
Omega_Lairon: "That kid said radical! That's my thing that I say!"
Armstrong11139: Adam says things that not everyone's brain is big enough to have considered beforehand
m0nkeyrama: I forget, who made the dob?
Cinominn: specifically of the orange kind
justwhatever_idk: Adam is a Curator of Idioms and Phrases
simriel: Extra Large pizza? Wut
Mysticman89: orange bubbly beverage
Didero: You create joy though
ayirbudd: Adam "Poppa Cheese"/"The Boshy" Savidan
robo__nixon: You invented the Savidan Guarantee good sir :)
m0nkeyrama: You did make shashasha a thing
Erudite_Cynic: Where does the DJ Tiesto Thing come from?
justwhatever_idk: Pop Of Cheese
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
ayirbudd: i never said it was weird!
justwhatever_idk: Savidan Doesn't Guarentee Anything
m0nkeyrama: You have an emote for it at least
simriel: Adam Savidaddy, is that still a thing?
m0nkeyrama: no
ayirbudd: no
robo__nixon: Why is there gold? I've missed a few streams
hoktauri: Pandemic wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without you
simriel: Sorry XD
robo__nixon: gold*
robo__nixon: golf*
m0nkeyrama: It's Adam Sandivan
m0nkeyrama: This is spheda @robo__nixon
simriel: I was just checking, cause it was a thing at one point XD
ayirbudd: Animedam Savantidan
m0nkeyrama: this is the reason he likes the game SeriousSloth
Erudite_Cynic: I remember something about Papi being bad as well
justwhatever_idk: Adad Saddidad
m0nkeyrama: NostrAdamus
RoastedGravy: So is this like a golf RPG?
m0nkeyrama: Go for it
Omega_Lairon: Max power. Rip it. gogogo
m0nkeyrama: what could go wrong
BusTed: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
silenceaux: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
ayirbudd: its like a golf game with a full RPG getting in the way of the golf
m0nkeyrama: mighty heals
Mysticman89: you got needle drugs.
BusTed: That's a big fuckin' syringe.
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: do we trust cave syringes?
RoastedGravy: The reward was the golf you played along the way.
xhres2: You got -- drugs
silenceaux: Perhaps the game is its own reward
m0nkeyrama: wow Adam
ayirbudd: yeah thats a nope from me. let me die. dont stick me with that
RoastedGravy: You got “meth”.
m0nkeyrama: whaaaaat
HondoTrigger: it'll be like that scene from Breaking Bad
Omega_Lairon: Ball. Is in. Parking lot. Would you like. To play. Again?
BusTed: Adrenaline.
m0nkeyrama: that got dark
m0nkeyrama: af
justwhatever_idk: You Got "A Doctor's Sword"
Cinominn: you got "banned for doping"...
hoktauri: Adam moving into fanfic
BusTed: got'em
Baldrash: It's the special horse meth!
robo__nixon: It's to inject seasoning in your turkey, not people
m0nkeyrama: LUL
simriel: is your character a Horse is an amazing statement XD]
electric_claire: smart as a horse, strong as a fox
RoastedGravy: Some high quality cave bath salts.
HondoTrigger: "Help I'm trapped! Help!"
tendrilsoftragedy: but Adam you are cool
m0nkeyrama: Quick, get James to come in and fan you with some palm leaves
justwhatever_idk: The room has to be pretty cool when Adam is in there heheheh
ayirbudd: trapped like a small rodent you say?
Erudite_Cynic: its always hot when you are in there adam Kappa
ayirbudd: a rat perhaps?
CoffeePrincess: pride100 I login to twitch on my new Xbox, and hey! Adam is streaming
m0nkeyrama: It's a great quote
m0nkeyrama: wherever it came from
postmodernpajamawrestler: Fox? Fiyahha
justwhatever_idk: strong as a Fox in Melee
Omega_Lairon: "Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Adam Savidan in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees"
RoastedGravy: That is not how rocks work.
m0nkeyrama: wow
ayirbudd: it is said in always sunny when Charlie is in the sauna
HondoTrigger: Trapped like rats is a famous scene from Men in Black 2
CoffeePrincess: how did he know!
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ayirbudd: but idk if you watch always sunny
CoffeePrincess: Dat gamer sense
RoastedGravy: This RPG is getting in the way of that sweet, sweet golfing game.
BusTed: It's definitely been going a while.
m0nkeyrama: There's a song called Trapped Like Rats LUL
tendrilsoftragedy: ive genuinely been Shashashaaing at work under my breath when I finally get something working.
ayirbudd: they are on like 14 now or something
RoastedGravy: Okay, that's crack cocaine.
CoffeePrincess: I recommend West World
CoffeePrincess: or Stranger Things
Omega_Lairon: Same. I can only watch stuff in "netflix binge mode" these days. Give me all or nothing
CoffeePrincess: I dob at work
m0nkeyrama: What about James' shashasha?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
tendrilsoftragedy: any rick and morty?
robo__nixon: ST is very good
simriel: So it just this level which is Golf?
ayirbudd: agreed
Omthebox: sho sho sho
m0nkeyrama: His dabs were also pretty funny
justwhatever_idk: Shush Shaw Shaa
Omthebox: Yeah
Invitare: Ridepod best character :)
ayirbudd: only shashashaing i get is people shooshooshooing me away
Erudite_Cynic: I just remembered the Brave Little Toaster fro some reason
CoffeePrincess: I dab and dob while I drive a forklift
m0nkeyrama: Awww
CoffeePrincess: it's probably a bad idea to
m0nkeyrama: probably LUL
Cinominn: eh as long as your safe its all good
Invitare: what if the heavy machinery is controlled via dab?
tendrilsoftragedy: oh man the computer in brave little toaster has seen some shit man...
Erudite_Cynic: Hue Hue Hue
justwhatever_idk: remember when the brave little toaster went to Mars
m0nkeyrama: it did?
m0nkeyrama: :o
ayirbudd: i mean it IS a computer. its got all that internet search history KappaRoss
justwhatever_idk: yeah the toaster went to Mars in the sequel, I watched it a ton
tendrilsoftragedy: but do you really expect it to be referenced lol
ayirbudd: more like magmaOOF
m0nkeyrama: I think I only ever saw the first one
weff47: Adam's still streaming, oh hell yeah
RoastedGravy: I never saw the Brave Little Toaster.
RoastedGravy: I remember Dumbo, though. That shit was whack.
m0nkeyrama: Some say he'll be streaming until the end times Kappa
tendrilsoftragedy: oh when he gets drunk
m0nkeyrama: Welcome back @weff47
m0nkeyrama: Halloween sword time?
weff47: thanks m0nkeyrama
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Yoooo
m0nkeyrama: YO
silenceaux: Happy Halloween!
thebluecosmonaut: PUNKIN SWORD....
weff47: spooky sword you got there
m0nkeyrama: There's a pumpkin
BusTed: 🎃
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Omega_Lairon: The pumpkin's maknig a little : 3 face.
m0nkeyrama: wow, nice
Erudite_Cynic: watch for rolling rocks in 1.5 a presses?
m0nkeyrama: is there a point to leveling this sword before upgrading
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justwhatever_idk: there is a man trapped in that pumpkin, got stuck in there after being trapped in a jar
ayirbudd: Adam "doesn't know how to feel about that pumpkin" Savidan
m0nkeyrama: I think you might just be hungry again LUL
thebluecosmonaut: pumpkin spells malevolence
weff47: what if that person was a telemarketer?
m0nkeyrama: Evil peolpe can get trapped inside weapons, though
electric_claire: But then you lose your cool possessed sword
Didero: oh jeez this conversation again :P
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silenceaux: You don't have to be an idiot to get trapped inside a sword, you just need to have a very powerful foe
m0nkeyrama: Julieeeeeee
ayirbudd: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
l0gin4me: what if it was a really good sword and you need to break it to free them?
sugarsh0t: sugars5Luv have fuuuun gonna go eat
BusTed: See ya Julie
silenceaux: that was the central point of "stuck in a mason jar theory", as I understood it.
sugarsh0t: MAYBE I WILL
m0nkeyrama: Have a nice meal @sugarsh0t !
sugarsh0t: <3
cutaos: get out of the robot shinji
m0nkeyrama: How much more does the hammer need?
thebluecosmonaut: running around in mount gunderstank
justwhatever_idk: "We've been playing Golf for 12 hours straight"
ayirbudd: gunderstank is such a good name
m0nkeyrama: Is that from something?
Omega_Lairon: That hammer looks like it should make a squeaky noise every time it hits
weff47: can you level up the gun into a slenade gruncher?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: I feel like lasers should do more
m0nkeyrama: max is bad at making lasers apparently
Lightningbro: "I don't really feel like watching Twitch" (Good boy is playing my favorite game) ..... I guess I AM in the mood for twitch then.
Asimech: @m0nkeyrama Maybe it's better at raves.
justwhatever_idk: laser pointer v Gun feels like an apt comparison
m0nkeyrama: I feel that @Lightningbro
m0nkeyrama: Oh good point @Asimech
weff47: when people say they want to get lit at a rave I don't think they mean getting shot by a laser rifle
m0nkeyrama: LUL
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey its an adam
justwhatever_idk: I like how much of an Actual Gun this gun is
m0nkeyrama: 13????????
m0nkeyrama: what
Invitare: unlucky for some
Aenir798: This looks like a long one
Didero: glhf
weff47: where even is the hole
m0nkeyrama: Are there bird sounds in the song?
Lightningbro: I love pretty much everything about this game, but I always feel like the Rage Mechanic disincentivises fire-rate guns... No matter how much I love them.
m0nkeyrama: inside the volcano?
Didero: wow, topspin is really strong
m0nkeyrama: It's been doing a lot of work for Adam @Lightningbro
Didero: Why care about rage if you murder them before it becomes important? :P
thebluecosmonaut: 🙏
m0nkeyrama: Good lord, this one is so far away
thebluecosmonaut: yeet it
silenceaux: Seems like you should be able to
justwhatever_idk: just yeet it on over
m0nkeyrama: try it
thebluecosmonaut: heck
Lightningbro: @Didero Because rage increases there defence, therefore if you don't they become hell.
thebluecosmonaut: too much juice on it
m0nkeyrama: well, at least we know you can go over
Ape_Andy: adam why are you golfing
Drathak: Hah I thought it said of course at first
l0gin4me: well, now we know you can shoot over them
justwhatever_idk: I thought "off course" said "of course"
Didero: @Lightningbro: Ah, I thought it only increased their attack damage. Then yeah, that does seem a bit weird
weff47: @justwhatever_idk you're not the first lol
m0nkeyrama: Really gaming the system moving the ball like that, max SeriousSloth
RandomSeries: As a person, I enjoy spheda very much. That being said, this dungeon's courses are infuriating
m0nkeyrama: All the bits I have
Omega_Lairon: One time no scope
Invitare: we can't give you anything
silenceaux: I'll give you an immediate "wow this guy is really good at Spheda"
thebluecosmonaut: HMMMM
thebluecosmonaut: i got 7 bits
ShackledRage: 100 bits if you hit it
Aenir798: I give you my approval
thebluecosmonaut: 7 bits if you nail it
Drathak: I'll give you my respect
m0nkeyrama: 362 bits
Cinominn: $1000000 internet bucks
electric_claire: 1000 bits
HondoTrigger: if you nail this shot, I'll give 10 bucks to a charity of your choice
weff47: appreciation
thebluecosmonaut: turbo yeet
m0nkeyrama: Oh, can we choose respect
thebluecosmonaut: KOBE
justwhatever_idk: i'll give you an award
m0nkeyrama: damn
thebluecosmonaut: least you kept it red
Lightningbro: If I had a job, I'd totally give you 20 dollars. But I CAN give you my approval. Wait, no I can't. You already have my approval
Invitare: don't worry, now you have a second chance
m0nkeyrama: that was pretty close
HondoTrigger: children are gonna go hungry because you missed that Kappa
l0gin4me: "nice" shot benginTraitor
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
Didero: At least you can try hitting it in one again :P
thebluecosmonaut: dlfkjsalkfjdkjafs
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m0nkeyrama: Yooooo
thebluecosmonaut: GAMING
RogueLink: WOO
silenceaux: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
Baldrash: KOBE
Sektor88: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
HondoTrigger: BIG CLAPS
CaptainSpam: IT'S GOOD!
IncredibleFrown: 1st try every time
ShackledRage: cheer100 I'll still say that counted
Aenir798: PogChamp
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
thebluecosmonaut: oh yeah i cant even cheer less than 50 here
thebluecosmonaut: DansGame
Cinominn: Noice
ayirbudd: wow this guy is really good at spheda
m0nkeyrama: pogchamp100 pogchamp100 pogchamp100 pogchamp62 You made it
weff47: Nice Shot!
Drathak: You have half of my respect
electric_claire: cheer1000 still pretty good
thebluecosmonaut: i'll give you 1 bit next homestream
EdmundJuniper: Nice shot 🙂
m0nkeyrama: That was actually a nice shot seabatTROG
thebluecosmonaut: i know dude i'm magnanimous
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: wow
thebluecosmonaut: selfless
m0nkeyrama: Blue is so giving ResidentSleeper
Lightningbro: I agree, I don't watch live very often for LRR, but MAN do I love this community. Heck my birthday last year three DIFFERENT generous souls gifted me subs to Ben, Adam, AND the main LRR channel.
m0nkeyrama: <3 @Lightningbro
thebluecosmonaut: seabats discord is a hellscape by comparison
m0nkeyrama: there's a story? Kappa
Cinominn: Unfortunatly ive gotta get going, yall have fun
Invitare: story DansGame
weff47: we came here for golf
Lightningbro: Nothing negatively crazy. PLENTY posatively crazy
HondoTrigger: we're not here for LORE adam
thebluecosmonaut: a lovely hellscape
m0nkeyrama: Wow blue
Noxenluxe: A hellscape, wow Blue SeriousSloth
justwhatever_idk: LRR Disk Horde
thebluecosmonaut: ITS ENDEARING
weff47: see ya @Cinominn
m0nkeyrama: Huh
Didero: who cares about story when there's spheda to play
m0nkeyrama: Hm
silenceaux: Consider the source: we give Blue a Very Difficult Time there
RogueLink: Not gonna lie, I watch this game for golf. heh
thebluecosmonaut: you're the one that calls us troglodytes
thebluecosmonaut: only reason-- took the words out of my mouth boss
Drathak: SHOOTING?! I thought this was a golf stream
Asimech: @thebluecosmonaut A cozy hellscape?
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Aenir798: I watch this game for Adam :)
RatekStormcrow: This game has a story ?
m0nkeyrama: I clipped it seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
Lightningbro: Heathen! I play for FISHING!
thebluecosmonaut: @Asimech very comfy, would curl up with seachat discord any winter's evening
thebluecosmonaut: SO IS HELLSCAPE
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
justwhatever_idk: TrogLovedytes
CataclysmicReverb: Playful?
electric_claire: Haha
weff47: that still doesn't sound great lol
m0nkeyrama: Um actually @LoadingReadyRun , it's trogdelight
thebluecosmonaut: okay i'm making hellscape a thing now
Invitare: I think that's still an insult
hoktauri: Hellscape means warm and comfy
Noxenluxe: And then you have the cursed images that shark puts up SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: god damn it
m0nkeyrama: too speedy
thebluecosmonaut: i'd hug a hellscape
hoktauri: no
electric_claire: "I don't insult you to insult you, I just do it because it's tru"
Aenir798: I take nothing as an insult.
electric_claire: *true
ShackledRage: reminds me how me and my brother react, I think its fun
justwhatever_idk: An Exaggeration of What We Really Are: Smaller, Weaker Troglodytes
Invitare: no, it's a step up from my actual species of gelatinous ooze
silenceaux: At this point and in this context, no. If someone on the street randomly called me a trog, I would be incensed.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: I would be confused
Lightningbro: Adam, there are two people in the world who could tell me the worst insult anyone's ever thought of, and I'd find it endearing, and that's YOU and SERGE.
Drathak: In reality were kobolds
weff47: randos on the internet
m0nkeyrama: Are we not? SeriousSloth
thebluecosmonaut: kobolds build shit out of scraps like tony stark
thebluecosmonaut: troglodytes just lick slime
electric_claire: kobolds get a bad rap
Dhaunayne: You no take candle!
Didero: I should've been in bed like an hour ago and it's all your fault. By which I mean, thanks :)
m0nkeyrama: We're very resourceful, we have google
silenceaux: Which iteration of kobold?
justwhatever_idk: Kobold more Like Kob-Young-and-Charming
Lightningbro: I personally like the Wolfman Kobolds, even if they're supposed to be Dragonkin
Earthenone: kobolds are perfectly adequite creatures, but are considered bad because they cant live up to their dragonic ancestors
silenceaux: noted
thebluecosmonaut: kobold with google
thebluecosmonaut: lmao
Didero: Please hold your spear while I eat this entire loaf of bread
m0nkeyrama: Which edition is seabatTROG from? 1st?
BusTed: 👀
thebluecosmonaut: i dont know LUL
ShackledRage: Kobolds with google, new world order
m0nkeyrama: wow
m0nkeyrama: blue
m0nkeyrama: one job
justwhatever_idk: CR 50 Kobold with Google
thebluecosmonaut: 1e
thebluecosmonaut: thanks busted
betsytheripper: lizard gremlin?
m0nkeyrama: so it is first
BusTed: seabatTROG
Lightningbro: I think I HAVE a 2.5 edition Kobold named Gilgamesh, from the dawn of time... I really have no idea how the DM let me get away with this, AND how he made me a Prophet of a Winter Goddess.
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hoktauri: derpy lizard is the best thing I've been called this year
Drathak: I think of myself as more of a gelatinous cube
Invitare: I mean, "troglodyte" literally just means someone who lives in a cave
m0nkeyrama: Wow, trogs get a lot cooler in the newer editions
SquareDotCube: Trog, adopted son of Krog and Torg
cheetoJack: I just got done playing D&D and Adam's talking about it again
Earthenone: as long as your CR is below one, be what you want
m0nkeyrama: wow
Didero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:23:57.
m0nkeyrama: Is this your house now?
cheetoJack: Hey you can't tell me what to do, you're not my Dad!
cheetoJack: This isn't even your house!
justwhatever_idk: Idiot Lizard, Amorphous Slime, Horrible Dog, we take all kinds
hoktauri: CR5
The_Passerby: Adam has at least +1 strength
silenceaux: I think your typical non adventuring human is like 0.5 CR?
Didero: Right, I'll catch the rest in the VOD. Thanks for the very fun stream and evening, chat and Adam!
thebluecosmonaut: wizards can make JARS
m0nkeyrama: Adam got suck in a jar
m0nkeyrama: he's not CR5
The_Passerby: CR0.01
sing_o_muse: CR is pretty non-indicative of actual threat
Mr_Horrible: I'm pretty sure it says "Adam's Gamehaus" right there on the stream Kappa
Drathak: Are they all level 5 bards?
HesGotNoPants: just rush the wizard
CataclysmicReverb: Years = like 2 days
The_Passerby: @Adam do you have at least +1 strength? What's your CON bonus?
m0nkeyrama: Night @Didero
Mr_Horrible: Send in your seabatTROG legions
cheetoJack: I would assume Adam is some sort of Bard/Fighter multiclass
HesGotNoPants: screw him use fly
m0nkeyrama: I refuse to be sent in to die
Invitare: convince them to stop fighting with your charisma stat
justwhatever_idk: Adam has a daily affect to trap someone in a Jar permanently, it takes a CHA save to not be trapped
sing_o_muse: 10 is base
thebluecosmonaut: 12 is heroic
The_Passerby: Yeah.
Erudite_Cynic: Mordenkainen's Mystical Jar of Imprisonment
Drathak: 18 is an olympic lifter
silenceaux: It's not much in D&D, but for reality it's ludicrous
thebluecosmonaut: adventurers are, by default, at 10, stronger than the average human
hoktauri: can you wear heavy armor?
justwhatever_idk: 8 is really more indicative of the average person
Mr_Horrible: A cooler full of Old Milwaukee
justwhatever_idk: 10 is like "you have exercised"
m0nkeyrama: anything above 10 is real good
Invitare: who made the hourglass?
Mr_Horrible: Bigby's Reassuring Pat
silenceaux: There's a way to make a barbarian that can lift like, 4 metric tons if they have levers / pulleys?
thebluecosmonaut: what's your CON
Earthenone: horatios horible hourglass
swashbuckler_jim: How much can you lift over your head?
The_Passerby: @Adam according to the chart. The STR 12 can lift 130lb over their head.
m0nkeyrama: Bigby's Backscratcher ?
cheetoJack: 10 is average person's strength in 5e I think. You're above that at least
m0nkeyrama: very useful
The_Passerby: Can you lift 130 over your head?
CataclysmicReverb: At least 15. 10 is "doesn't really lift"
Omega_Lairon: More CON!
Earthenone: con is usualy measured by how much you can drink and how often you get sick
HoloTheWiseWolf_: gota say the dark cloud 2 music is rather relaxinng to listen to
The_Passerby: Then you have STR 12.
justwhatever_idk: Can you lift your bodyweight over your head?
Invitare: besides colds I'm basically invulnerable, so I guess I'd have high CON
m0nkeyrama: Wow, nice!
m0nkeyrama: That's really good
thebluecosmonaut: hmmmmm
HesGotNoPants: adam is clearly a sorcerer, look at all his charisma
thebluecosmonaut: you might drop it
thebluecosmonaut: conk yourself
thebluecosmonaut: wake up in a jar
m0nkeyrama: Like, more than once?
betsytheripper: self-jarred
m0nkeyrama: Is the bar a wizard?
cheetoJack: Now I feel like I need to make the Magical Jar spell
justwhatever_idk: I'd say then you're at a 12 STR, maybe 11
Blue_Mage_Al: Holy hecc, is this a golf game?
The_Passerby: The cutoff is the max number of a heavy load over your head. Can you push 650lb? If so, you have STR12 @ADAM
Invitare: did I just hear some turkeys in the background?
m0nkeyrama: wow, 650?
xantos69: !next
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Mrradio414: wow this guy is really good a Spheda
m0nkeyrama: Pro Spheda player btw
silenceaux: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
Drathak: D&D weight lifting has always been kind of bullcrap
Invitare: wow this guy is kind of good at Spheda
thebluecosmonaut: i mean push how far
HoloTheWiseWolf_: with or without wheels
Earthenone: more than that
m0nkeyrama: more than 650
shurtal: 1500lbs
thebluecosmonaut: cars are 4000 pounds
The_Passerby: @Adam Car is usually 2 tons.
thebluecosmonaut: and have wheels
Invitare: I can push a car. No guarentee it would move though.
weff47: does the 650lbs have wheels on it?
thebluecosmonaut: you can probably shove 650
m0nkeyrama: oof
thebluecosmonaut: just give it a nudge
Drathak: 10 score is an average person, 12 is someone who lifts, you see those buff 14-16 str people at the gym
Omega_Lairon: Would you be able to solve a late 1990's adventure game block puzzle?
Earthenone: 650 pounds would be like 3 co workers
silenceaux: Thing is, "Pushing a weight" has a lot to do with how the weight is resting, friction and all that.
m0nkeyrama: is it on ice?
IonicCipher: yay Dark Cloud 2!!!!
sing_o_muse: typically a literal ton?
HesGotNoPants: 650 lbs is 2 really fat guys
weff47: can you push over 3 coworkers?
rocketjohn: What's your dumpstat, adam?
Earthenone: could you push 3 co workers out of a doorway?
thebluecosmonaut: 16 STR WutFace
SAJewers: can you bench 3 coworkers?
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Some people work really damn hard
thebluecosmonaut: whats your DEX
m0nkeyrama: You have the seabatBRAIN
Mysticman89: I can push arbitrarily man yKG and have it move as long as we're in spacce.
The_Passerby: @Adam then you might be CR.25? +1 to attack and damage.
Sektor88: My dump stat is CHA :P
Invitare: you don't need Wisdom and Int when your brain is that big
silenceaux: Do you have trouble remembering things? Do you have trouble noticing things?
Drathak: My dump stat is mental constitution
cheetoJack: Adam's INT is pretty high, it has to be
thebluecosmonaut: my mans is NOT dextrous
m0nkeyrama: Old man reflexes LUL
hoktauri: CHR 16
Earthenone: dex is a young mans stat
The_Passerby: @Adam, you play Boshie tho?
justwhatever_idk: STR, CHA, CON, INT, WIS, DEX maybe is your ranking
RatekStormcrow: YOu are a gamer Adam ... your dex can't be your dump stat ..
Blue_Mage_Al: So real talk, I know almost nothing about Dark Cloud. Is it good?
Omega_Lairon: "When all your stats are dump stats, none of them are" >_>
HesGotNoPants: how do you get a 16 strength? steroids
cheetoJack: Whats it called if you do something with distance & accuracy?
RatekStormcrow: Isn't dex haadn eye coordination and reflexes ?
Invitare: does it matter?
m0nkeyrama: Kathleen said Adam is all charisma, so CHA is probably highest?
The_Passerby: did not. :P
electric_claire: mono-dump-stats
RavingPenguin: woopsie doodles
The_Passerby: I don't think so.
flikerz1: yes you got a gem
m0nkeyrama: you noped out
The_Passerby: Wait no
Earthenone: ohh no! more golf!
sadcheese: you got topaz
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Lazarus_18: You got topaz
CataclysmicReverb: @m0nkeyrama 19 INT
ruscobrog: pretty sure you opened it
m0nkeyrama: I was busy
Earthenone: i legit dident notice
tethro_jull: all you ever get are keys tho
m0nkeyrama: wow
SAJewers: instant replay!
cheetoJack: Adam rolled a 2 on his perception roll for that
m0nkeyrama: Honor system?
Omega_Lairon: I mean...
Drathak: Honor system ban. The canadian way
The_Passerby: But who will check the charts for DnD?
m0nkeyrama: Oh look, I'm gone Kappa
tapdancingbeavers: Get in the black hole!
Mr_Horrible: I believe the term is "exiled" Kappa
justwhatever_idk: I just clipped and it looks like you got a Power Crystal I think?
The_Passerby: INT.
Tzeeeeentch: Would puzzles be investigation?
thaddeus_2: I sneak back in through the cat flap. :)
Mr_Horrible: Throw their ass to Lion-Eye's Watch SwiftRage
m0nkeyrama: well, we have video evidence
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: Find me, you cowards.
thebluecosmonaut: the boo box is just a fancier jar
BusTed: 🤔
Blue_Mage_Al: So when we're talking about all these stats, is this in reference to D&D or this game? I know nothing about Dark Cloud except that it apparently has golf in it
m0nkeyrama: 🤔 🤔
thebluecosmonaut: you wont DIE in the boo box
thebluecosmonaut: just get really scared
Mr_Horrible: It's a jar but you have friends to help you
m0nkeyrama: Blue
m0nkeyrama: plz
thebluecosmonaut: its a punishment thing! hook doesnt use it to KILL his crew members
thebluecosmonaut: he just uses it to get em in line
HoloTheWiseWolf_: not if you befriend the scorpions
justwhatever_idk: @Blue_Mage_Al I was doing D&D
Earthenone: so, for any monster hunter players in chat... you need a party for behemoths right?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
BusTed: It's true.
thebluecosmonaut: YEAH BUT NOT IN THE BOO BOX
silenceaux: I mean, depends on how toxic the scorpion is but yeah
BusTed: But your justification for it not killing is that it was a kid's movie.
thebluecosmonaut: you dont know
m0nkeyrama: Conflict NotLikeThis
thebluecosmonaut: wasnt shown on screen
HesGotNoPants: looky looky I got hooky
HoloTheWiseWolf_: earth yes but it can be done solo
thebluecosmonaut: didnt happen
m0nkeyrama: wow
El_Funko: Maybe the Boo Box is the origin story for that guy being the baddest motherfucker alive. He ate those scorpions
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you just gota gear yourself just right
m0nkeyrama: bad logic
BusTed: Did you see that crew member again?
El_Funko: On some Mad Max shit
m0nkeyrama: SeriousSloth
thebluecosmonaut: the line is "does someone die on screen"
justwhatever_idk: If I heard of something called the Boo Box I would figure at least one Ghost was in it
rocketjohn: sorry, what movie are we even talking about?
m0nkeyrama: Hey @El_Funko
m0nkeyrama: elfunkChunk
sadcheese: Well Glenn Close is still alive so therefore she can get stung by mulitple scorpians and survive. My theory : Glenn Close is a Warlock
Mr_Horrible: blue apparently has the object permanence of a small child Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Blue is a small child Kappa
Defrost: Flaming clown spiders
teknixtek: The pirate in the boo box is actually Glenn Close.
El_Funko: Yeah
ayirbudd: ass in a jar? now thats a jar i would open
El_Funko: In some amazing beard makeup
justwhatever_idk: wow Glenn Close died
weff47: wow bomberman has seen better days
m0nkeyrama: what?
EdmundJuniper: Also in a box, without food or water. In tropical heat? He’s done scorpions or no.
El_Funko: My question is, why don't more lawyers have cell phone quick draw contests? If someone told me that as a kid I might have tried at school
m0nkeyrama: You got a topaz btw
m0nkeyrama: super late
HesGotNoPants: kids movies have all kinds of death, who framed roger rabbit and water shes down are great examples
m0nkeyrama: but it was a topaz
thebluecosmonaut: hey man
thebluecosmonaut: they could have a parachute
thebluecosmonaut: you dont know
electric_claire: Not dead until you see the body
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
thebluecosmonaut: you just draw best guesses
Earthenone: they are alive
m0nkeyrama: wow blue
m0nkeyrama: really reaching there
weff47: I mean, Monza survived
thebluecosmonaut: the way hook frames the boo box is as an insubordination/scared-straight punishment
Mr_Horrible: there's just a giant trampoline at the bottom
Drathak: Yeah that's how movies work. Unless you SEE them die, they're still alive
thebluecosmonaut: its not a murder device
sadcheese: IF you eat all the scorpions then you survive
thebluecosmonaut: he's demonstrated a capability to stab
Doctor_Pockets: If you don't hear a thump they are 100% not dead
thebluecosmonaut: if he wanted to kill someone, he'd stab them
Armstrong11139: To be fair, someone falling off a cliff to an ambiguous fate is called a "Disney villain death", not a "Disney villain survival"
Drathak: I've been tricked too many times
m0nkeyrama: but it could be a murder device
thebluecosmonaut: not put them in a box
teknixtek: Best way to set up comebacks.
El_Funko: Every time someone falls off a cliff off screen, they were secretly an angel
HesGotNoPants: clearly spiderman saved them
El_Funko: or alien, whatever your beliefs support
weff47: Monza falls off a cliff and doesn't die
thebluecosmonaut: YEAH
thebluecosmonaut: BASED MONZA
thebluecosmonaut: hook shows a pattern of stabbing people he wants to die
thebluecosmonaut: if he wanted glen close to die, he'd stab him
justwhatever_idk: in Movie World if you don't see the body on screen or mentioned by a named character, the person who falls off the cliff always lands in a comfy bed and takes a lovely nap
m0nkeyrama: wow
Dhaunayne: we never see alan rickman die in die hard
Mr_Horrible: Hans Gruber just stuck midair halfway down Nakatomi Plaza LUL
Defrost: Idk... I think the rat bucket from fast 2 is scarier than the boo box ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thebluecosmonaut: hans gruber uses up-B
sadcheese: Dwanye Johnson ate a scorpion, if you put him in the boo box he would eat all the scorpions then burst out of the box in Scorpion form
El_Funko: We never see Sauron die. Coming soon, 2 Rings 2 Furious
m0nkeyrama: They're all heavily implied deaths
justwhatever_idk: Sauron's eye Explodes though
m0nkeyrama: very
Omega_Lairon: What about like the first 5 minutes of Robocop, where the guy gets shot to s*** and back and shot in the head, but that just makes him become Robocop later
El_Funko: Starring Tyrese as Frodo Jr
weff47: @Defrost the torture scene with the rat, I got you
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Asimech: @El_Funko Isn't that "Shadow of War"? I mean, there are two rings.
thebluecosmonaut: @m0nkeyrama but with the boo box, its a punishment, not a murder -- hook kills rufio, that means hook straight up kills people; he wouldnt go out of his way to be less efficient in killing someone
Blue_Mage_Al: So lemme get this straight. You kill on the monsters on a floor, and when you do you get to play golf?
thebluecosmonaut: the boo box is a spooky thing, its meant to scare dudes
HesGotNoPants: @el_funko the game series made a second ring
Defrost: @weff47 yeh that one
Mr_Horrible: Omega has a point, all the people without explicit death scenes become Robocop
Meinfretr: Has anyone made a blue box joke yet i here
m0nkeyrama: I mean, I get your point @thebluecosmonaut
rocketjohn: hey @LoadingReadyRun - "Those scorpions appeared to be Emperor Scorpions, a very common pet scorpion. If a couple hundred stung you you might be in trouble, otherwise you'd be fine."
Drathak: Lord of the rings Two: We got more rings
weff47: fuck having a rat chew through your stomach would suck
CataclysmicReverb: Gandalf drives in on a delorean
SquareDotCube: A brand-sponsored sequel. Frito the Hobbit
m0nkeyrama: Bluwu box? Kappa
Defrost: Don't give Peter Jackson ideas...
ayirbudd: lol yes
sadcheese: Bright Lord vs the rather Dim lord
thebluecosmonaut: okay so my valid argument is just being discounted
thebluecosmonaut: THANKS GAMERS
sadcheese: LED lord
m0nkeyrama: LUL
justwhatever_idk: so you're finally awake, Frodo Jr
Earthenone: Gandalf the Off-white!
thebluecosmonaut: wow
Mr_Horrible: "If this ring goes below 55 miles per hour it'll EXPLODE!"
m0nkeyrama: You're entitled to your opinion
El_Funko: Welcome to life
Omega_Lairon: "Make up Mr. Baggins. Wake up and smell the ashes"
m0nkeyrama: we don't have to accept it SeriousSloth
Doctor_Pockets: I
HesGotNoPants: theres a game with the second one ring, you could play it on game haus
justwhatever_idk: "Somebody stop Ring!!"
Defrost: "Frodo we got to go back" -Doc Brown
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Here's hoping the LOTR Amazon thing is dece
justwhatever_idk: borat voice: my Ring
Mr_Horrible: @HesGotNoPants is that the one where you play the Not-Fellowship who keeps following the actual fellowship around?
m0nkeyrama: I wish I could be as humble as Adam one day Kappa
sadcheese: "When this giant eagle hits 88 mph you're gonna see some serious shit"
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
Mrradio414: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
thebluecosmonaut: GOT THE JUICE
weff47: lrrSACK lrrSACK
thebluecosmonaut: MANS GOT THE SAUCE
shurtal: Kiss that egg
tethro_jull: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
m0nkeyrama: That was a nice shot
Blue_Mage_Al: Yay! Golf was done!
Mr_Horrible: Wow, the guy's really good at Spheda
justwhatever_idk: Adam become a Real Golfer
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
thebluecosmonaut: wow this guy is really good at Spheda
justwhatever_idk: Adam Make Spheda IRL
Drathak: The Kings Game
ayirbudd: heeeesss gottt theee juiiicee heesss gottt theeeee juuuuuiiiiiice
HesGotNoPants: @mr_horrible na it's the one with the dead ranger possed by the ring wrath that made the ring
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: I'd like a remake of The Third Age, never got around to playing that one
Meinfretr: I want a cup of this man's piss
Defrost: Easy game for babies?
m0nkeyrama: <3
Mr_Horrible: @HesGotNoPants ah gotcha
thebluecosmonaut: piss cup 👀
m0nkeyrama: That was actually, like, a surprisingly good shot
Mr_Horrible: Yeah, we need the piss cup for cloning purposes
Mr_Horrible: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear WutFace
Defrost: Adam I think that's why they want to test you...
thebluecosmonaut: tptptptp
m0nkeyrama: cup of piss is still weird
m0nkeyrama: btw
rocketjohn: i mean... you are a wierdo
HesGotNoPants: @mr_horrible the one that's totally not assassin's creed
ayirbudd: you dont say weird things tho adam
El_Funko: Arm wrestling contest
Mr_Horrible: you ask them
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Mr_Horrible: it's like being a cop, they have to tell you
CataclysmicReverb: check their shoes
Omega_Lairon: Blood test?
postmodernpajamawrestler: you feel their muscles
Erudite_Cynic: jar of Piss Kappa
Blue_Mage_Al: So is this game basically killing monsters and golf for 80+ hours?
m0nkeyrama: Kinda?
El_Funko: Piss contest, who can get it the highest
justwhatever_idk: I thought it was like, to take their powers, from the piss. Like to consume the warrior spirit, via piss
Meinfretr: Basically God's perfect game
HesGotNoPants: I just lick their sweat yo test for steroids
Defrost: I mean to be fair stuff like blood doping probably make blood sample required nowaday
m0nkeyrama: A literal pissing contest LUL
HoloTheWiseWolf_: sometimes you make a town
El_Funko: They win steroids
Mr_Horrible: Golf and hearing NPC's sick burns on Monika
hoktauri: on
m0nkeyrama: hm
El_Funko: Wait what are we doing
Omega_Lairon: "I can pee over this car." "That's cute. I can pee THROUGH this car"
justwhatever_idk: lol
m0nkeyrama: murder, Funko
Mr_Horrible: Wow, I hadn't noticed that Max just has a Mac-10 now
Blue_Mage_Al: Cheese get!
m0nkeyrama: Gamehaus is always on Saturdays SeriousSloth
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: saturn daag
HesGotNoPants: open challenge, I can out pee anyone. distance or volume
Asimech: @Omega_Lairon "Corrosion or pressure? Why not both!"
Omega_Lairon: Man, the Giving Tree really hit the meth hard >_>
Defrost: @Mr_Horrible I'd say more of an mp5
HondoTrigger: Pazner Dragoon!
Sektor88: Sega Saturn was awesome. Panzer Dragon II best game
HondoTrigger: *panzer
m0nkeyrama: Yep
justwhatever_idk: Adam Saturndan
Mr_Horrible: Defrost that's probably more accurate, I'm terrible with guns
Sektor88: Also so hyped for the Panzer Dragoon remakes
SquareDotCube: The Virtua games
El_Funko: I remember you had to put a $200 deposit down at the video rental if you wanted to rent a Saturn
El_Funko: and my mum said "lol no"
Meinfretr: Streamer luck
m0nkeyrama: really?
m0nkeyrama: That seems like a lot
Asimech: Saturn also had a bunch of interesting games most of which didn't get a release outside of Japan.
justwhatever_idk: I've not played Panzer Dragoon but the fact that there isn't a modern franchise about Riding A Dragon is baffling to me
BusTed: Haha.
m0nkeyrama: Your mom travels a lot?
Mr_Horrible: Mombats seabatTROG
BusTed: It was a kind gesture.
hoktauri: it's fun seeing your mom comment on youtube
El_Funko: Yeah but who does your mom main?
Blue_Mage_Al: This is uncomfortable
Drathak: More like creepy clown
m0nkeyrama: Adam's mom is great
Erudite_Cynic: O ͜? 十 WHAT SHALL IT BE? O ͜? 十
m0nkeyrama: with those comments
Blue_Mage_Al: I don't like clowns with no eyes
Drathak: They call themselves happy clown. Can't trust it
m0nkeyrama: @Erudite_Cynic is says which SeriousSloth
Blue_Mage_Al: It's the no eyes, dude. The lack of eyes freaks me out.
m0nkeyrama: Getting real deep here
Defrost: Adam where are you in the weapon tree now?
BusTed: Every day.
Meinfretr: It's like life
m0nkeyrama: Is this.... fun?
weff47: to get money from internet people
Mr_Horrible: in order to clear the floor so you can play golf
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: for the Trophies/Achievements
justwhatever_idk: what are video games even for
CataclysmicReverb: Usually my answer is "what do I have better to be doing"
justwhatever_idk: the gun is called Sexy Panther wow
m0nkeyrama: LUL yeah
BusTed: It's true.
Defrost: Not going for the kamehameha sword?
m0nkeyrama: Max made it
m0nkeyrama: um
xhres2: so it's sexy sexy panther
m0nkeyrama: no?
Armstrong11139: It hits 60% of the time, every time
BusTed: Uh huh. Keep going.
incredulouspasserby: Panthers are sleek, muscular, and terrifying. So. If you're into that.
m0nkeyrama: um
Meinfretr: I don't think a man with a giraffe fursona is gonna be scoring any panthers anytime soon
Omega_Lairon: Dig up
El_Funko: Panthers are viewed by society as horny 24/7
justwhatever_idk: would Adam's fursona be a Panther that feels correct
m0nkeyrama: it is a giraffe
BusTed: Were you a Toys'R'Us kid?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh god i'm imagining a cartoon giraffe with your voice. i would watch that
justwhatever_idk: what if it were a Panther with a Giraffe Neck
esoteric_banana: wohs em
BusTed: Geoffrey.
Defrost: Really from the big cats I think the cougars are probably more thought of as sexualized typically
m0nkeyrama: Do you even own shorts
Erudite_Cynic: Geoffry
m0nkeyrama: isn't it too cold?
El_Funko: Windmill slam koala. I'd chill around all day getting high on leaves and enjoying that chlamydia life
golgom93: There are no predators in the furry world... unless you count sexual predators.
Omega_Lairon: Ehh... Healthy Harold is an objectively better giraffe : p
BusTed: I was hoping you'd mention the chlamydia bit.
Blue_Mage_Al: My fursona is and always will be a panda
m0nkeyrama: Pandas do eat a bunch
BusTed: The Eucalyptus is for my chlamydia-based blindness.
El_Funko: Bamboo shoots are delicious, I'll eat them right now
Blue_Mage_Al: Also, golf get!
Defrost: Alright now for the real game
m0nkeyrama: Damn, spheda is really lenient with how far you can move the ball SeriousSloth
justwhatever_idk: what if they rereleased Dark Cloud but it was just Spheda
golgom93: other side.
thebluecosmonaut: other side of the wall
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: He goat there
thebluecosmonaut: NotLikeThis
Blue_Mage_Al: RIP
BusTed: The dream dies here.
Meinfretr: The Tiger Woods of Spheda right here, without the part where you cheat on your wife
m0nkeyrama: make it in one and blue will give you 2 bits Kappa
BusTed: Off the rock, off the vent, off the ceiling, nothing but net.
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo seabatYIKES
Blue_Mage_Al: Ripperoni
thebluecosmonaut: turbo yeet
Omega_Lairon: All or nothing Happy Gilmore style
Meinfretr: <message deleted>I take it back this man is the Donald Trump of Spheda
BusTed: Almost.
golgom93: wrong hole.
m0nkeyrama: Well, it did go in A whole
Anubis169: none of that
Defrost: Lets not...
m0nkeyrama: hole
betsytheripper: not the intended hole
m0nkeyrama: spelling is not on my side today
m0nkeyrama: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:55:33.
justwhatever_idk: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 10:29:31. lrrSPOT
Defrost: Do you want to stop?
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
thebluecosmonaut: eat
m0nkeyrama: you defintiely are done
Anubis169: Thankies for the stream dude
spicydungus: lrrHEART
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: do a food!
Anubis169 huggles
Blue_Mage_Al: Get something to yeet
Anubis169: manFOOD
xhres2: wendy's
RockPusher: Thank you Adam lrrHEART seabatBRAIN
Anubis169: fishCake
Defrost: Go get that eat <3
m0nkeyrama: Very fun stream
Aenir798: FOOD PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
CoffeePrincess: have a good day!
Mysticman89: Some day we'll be S grade
justwhatever_idk: we did it folks
postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
Anubis169: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continnever-endinger ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clock Simulator) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 0:04 from now).
CoffeePrincess: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: thanks for that
mtvcdm: !patreon
betsytheripper: he's beauty and he's grace3
LRRbot: 2371 patrons for a total of $14,382.13 per month.
m0nkeyrama: burp right in our ears
SolarJudas: Thanks for the stream!
mtvcdm: !twitter
Erudite_Cynic: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Byeeeee
BusTed: G'niiiight!
Anubis169: wetKISS
RockPusher: jamieSmooch jamieSmooch jamieSmooch
mtvcdm: This now ends another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
m0nkeyrama: He said now kiss but didn't make the noises 🤔
Xanderbats: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continnever-endinger ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clock Simulator) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (23:53 from now).