SAJewers: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continnever-endinger ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clock Simulator) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (2m ago).
D1cey1: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
FITorion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
EricTheOrange: the event says now kiss #blamejames
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D1cey1: A solid 29 months with the cafe
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GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35.
Alness49: Will this game tick by, or grind their gears? Find out today!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continnever-endinger ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clock Simulator) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (4m ago).
D1cey1: We'll see what they have to tock about with it
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Akaiatana: Has the Clocking Simulator joke been made yet?
Evochron13: @LoadingReadyRun tweet URL is incorrect
GapFiller: good evening Hodor x Ian
Robot_Bones: Time to punch the clock
ChipMissile: @LoadingReadyRun Spaces in a URL are bad times haha
GapFiller: !tweet
Alness49: @akaiatana I dunno but I'll hand it to you.
GapFiller: ~lasttweet
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korvys: You're linking to @Loading
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D1cey1: Morning
CosmicDuctTape: jus sous vide?
MaladyDark: the tweet doesnt work
CosmicDuctTape: ^^^^
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Shinji16: Combined w/ the headphone cable, Ian's shirt looks like perpetual IRL screen tearing, lol
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MaladyDark: it sent me to twitch/loading
mercano82: Can I come to Ian's for diner?
thunderbird32: Wow, that moire patter is even worse now that you're tiny
FITorion: oh the shirt is way worse in the small corner
Mysticman89: have you experienced the grandfather clock
lemmel subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Robot_Bones: I have seen clocks and clock accessories
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, I know the small wrist life :P
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: oh hey, first time in ages I've caught a stream live.
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: Ian, haven't had the chance but thanks for your recommendations about places to visit in Japan last year. My trip was amazing.
MaladyDark: my wrists and hands are mostly average for a woman... golves are only ever slightly too big, watches don't need more than 1-2 links taken out. my mother wear childrens gloves and watches though
chickenace11: I was worried that i was going to be late. then i remember that they spend about five mins talking about nothing
StageMgrRob: I had a watch that was also a TV remote control.
Sarah_Serinde: Last time I got glasses, the person helping me gave up and started pulling frames from the kids section >_>
Baldrash: We're going to watch!
EricTheOrange: watch the clocks
SuperSugarSloth: the colors make it look like it belongs on Dice Friends
Robot_Bones: engage
Sarah_Serinde: Hah yeah it does kinda match the Dice Friends colours
CosmicDuctTape: okay
Keab42: Is this W+P?
D1cey1: Tutorial complete
Sarah_Serinde: "A game of shadows" and "last pig standing" are two very different moods :D
CosmicDuctTape: Big Comfy Couch!
GDwarf: Wait, is this just gonna be pushing a button once per second? XD
Astra7525: I never got the "McDOnalds" meme
PaperDoopliss: What have we done
EricTheOrange: Oh hey this was on W+P
thunderbird32: And this is all it is :P
Invitare: ah peak video games
Umandsf: Riveting.
phorrestgaze: the purest rhythm game
Stoffern: The size might be your health bar?
AegeusEvander: yup this is infact a rhythm game
SAJewers: this seems like it would be very zen.
korvys: I think it's also your health bar
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Reecer6: the sun is just rotating around you very quickly
Phillammon: Ian is apparently already hallucinating
Phillammon: that's not a good sign this early on
JustNotAFox: Event: Now Kiss?
GDwarf: So, we've had some "music games" with no rhythm element, is this the first time we've have a rhythm game with no music?
thundershot879: game of the year!!
xhres2: Haven;t they played this before?
xhres2: I think on W+P
GDwarf: I don't think so?
SAJewers: not on W+P
Baldrash: That was a tutorial.
4dSwissCheese: Did we break time?
korvys: Oh, Ian, how have those leather books been working for you.
Reecer6: yo, this is a banger
Sarah_Serinde: So...how is this different from the tutorial?
BITs19_ nods in time
VoltageSpike: evening everyone!
JustNotAFox: @Sarah_Serinde no bar showing you how long a second is
AegeusEvander: no colors
Sarah_Serinde: Oh well then, that's much more exciting :P
Robot_Bones: snape snape severus snape
korvys: it's also your health bar
Phillammon: oooooh
Phillammon: that makes sense
Keab42: @robot_bones Dumbledore!
Baldrash: So, this is gonna be about 15 minutes before we've plumbed the depths?
Sarah_Serinde: Seems likely
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Shinji16: Wohoo!
GDwarf: Player 2 seems to have an innate advantage here
SuperSugarSloth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GDwarf: An *hour and a half*?
Sarah_Serinde: So...how much did this game cost?
JustNotAFox: $4
Reecer6: I don't think you can ever beat this game.
BITs19_: woohoo!
GDwarf: Who...who was playing this for an hour and a half?
Sarah_Serinde: Probably seems about what it's worth then
Baldrash: I thought these were illegal. lrrBEEJ
Stoffern: Clock fight!
JustNotAFox: Dungeons and Aliens, the classic pair!
VoltageSpike: what
Sarah_Serinde: Dungeons and aliens :D
Hingadora: Late night clock fight?
AegeusEvander: oh man it is getting intense in here cirSmug
Phillammon: moving in clockstep
Sarcastic_comma: riveting
SAJewers: yeah, this seems like this could ve bery zen to play with the right mindset
PaperDoopliss: An endurance match for the ages
chickenace11: Dungeons and aliens is D&D when you don't want to be sued
Sarah_Serinde: Phillammon katesNice
Earthenone: you managed to survive 35 seconds against hodor!
Reecer6: Bayonetta opens with a good clockfight.
korvys: Sherlock?
sir_jack_DB: The Great Mouse Detective :D
korvys: Quizzy, the Quiz Clock
VoltageSpike: boogeyman from wwe hitting people with an alarm clock
ShifuDaxiongmao: Hunchback
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Keab42: @korvys speak not it's name!
thatguy575: castle of caligostro
Mysticman89: majoras mask start and end involves a clock tower
chickenace11: I googled clock fight and was not disappointed there there is one where two cuckoo clocks are fighting
GDwarf: The Great Mouse Detective?
JustNotAFox: Chrono Trigger?
Sarcastic_comma: standardized testing is a classic clock fight
SuperSugarSloth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Shinji16: I could see some rhythm game fans I know super digging having clock fights in this game. Some with no alcohol, some with insane amounts of alcohol
ShifuDaxiongmao: Is the shift takeovers at Desert bus clockfights?
chickenace11: Ageing is fighting a clock
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
VoltageSpike: Cher trying to turn vs
korvys: Were any of the Boyz Botz clocks?
VoltageSpike: turn back time
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JustNotAFox: Hwat
Reecer6: is that bubs?
GDwarf: Rhythm Heaven, only terrible
sir_jack_DB: this sure is game
EricTheOrange: ADABAH!
ShifuDaxiongmao: This one currently 2nd best after the piggies :D
thatguy575: attaboi!
korvys: Is there even a time component?
JustNotAFox: there are clearly clocks on the buildings that the aliens are coming out off
Invitare: Heather, would you break Chat out of the jar?
Sarah_Serinde: So...the single-player version of clock fight
thatguy575: fight time
chickenace11: you can Pandora box let us all but adam out
ShifuDaxiongmao: don't want the ones with the actual clock.. the others seem fine :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Ian hi Heather Hi chat
GDwarf: "XYAB", the lesser-known follow-up to YMCA.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH NO
JustNotAFox: Uh, game, that's YABX not XYAB
ShifuDaxiongmao: NOOOO, PORKY!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Well, at least there's more going on here visually?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: moonwalking pig thing?
SniperPumpkin: the theming in this game makes no sense
GDwarf: Like, c'mon, there's gotta be neat rhythm minigames about, like, controlling the internals of a clock
TheExactSame: Ian's shirt is aliasing so hard it's magical
Bionull: So how's everyone enjoying Watch and Play tonight?
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm starting to suspect all these rhythm minigames have just the one rhythm
thatguy575: why... why pigs?
EricTheOrange: Controll layout Zabie
Astra7525: This game feels like they let someone's kid design a game, but the entire company still had to contribute assets to it
korvys: I hate that "Press X" means 3 different buttons for Sony, MS, and Nintendo
Riandisa: I can never remember the layout for nintendo controllers
ShifuDaxiongmao: just remember them in groups of 2.. a+b and y+x
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right this is clock simulator. well. this is what i expected
korvys: Any%(0 is a percent)
ShifuDaxiongmao: Agreed, the game is providing exactly what the name promises. :D
Bionull: Remember those 99 in 1 game devices they used to sell that'd have 20 versions of tetris and arkanoid? This is that.
Sarah_Serinde: katesLurk
iammorthos: @loadingreadyrun I sent you a old infinity pro capture card a bit ago cause I figured you could put it to good use. And was told “its in Ian’s Hands.” So... wha chat doing?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Bionull 99 versions of time
iammorthos: Through serge yes.
iammorthos: Neat!
Pikapoleon: What is this?
chickenace11: I'll take games that would be better to play drunk for 200
iammorthos: It was essentially a heat generator in a render box of mine so good to see it being utilized.
JZ1011: First of all, nice Moire effect on your shirt Ian. Second, why are we simulating a clock?
chickenace11: no they live in there own dimension if star vs the forces of evil have shown me anything
JZ1011: Yep
chickenace11: It's call in time
FITorion: anime yeah
VoidByAnyOtherName: like the flintstone clock?
Mr_Whyt: out of time
GDwarf: I've definitely heard that idea in several stories
Mr_Whyt: starring justi ntimberlake
Earthenone: i remember comercials for that movie
chickenace11: with justin timberlake
korvys: "You have to work on the clock for 8 hours" "Well it *says* I've been working for 8 hours" "... I can't dispute that"
ShifuDaxiongmao: Michael Ende did a story about time stealing I think
JZ1011: Can't remember what it' called but I think Timberlake was in it
electroswagnetism: That movie is called In Time and it stars justin timberlake
Alness49: Turns out they were timekeeping
thatguy575: now i'm just thinking of time bandits...
Reecer6: i wonder if the rhythm is the seconds
GDwarf: Heck, there was a young-adult sci-fi anthology series that had that idea that I can vaguely recall
GDwarf: *anthology TV series
AegeusEvander: cirLewd too lewd
Earthenone: i mean we are 15 minutes in
electric_claire: I was told this game would have kissing
Earthenone: or so
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korvys: "In Time is a 2011 American dystopian science fiction action thriller film written, directed, and co-produced by Andrew Niccol. Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried and Cillian Murphy star as inhabitants in a society where people stop aging at 25. Instead of using paper money, a new economic system uses time as currency, and each person has a clock on their arm that counts down how long they have to live."
Earthenone: time will remember this -5
Travilogue: Huh. It's showing the actual system time?
JZ1011: What? I thought I subscribed last month! Now my thing reset?
Sarah_Serinde: You know, time is sounding like kind of a jerk
thatguy575: unstuck from time?
ShifuDaxiongmao: In Michael Ende's MOMO, a bunch of grey gentlemen shows up and claims to represent "The Timesavings Bank"..
Bionull: Just accept that you're the little spoon.
Pteraspidomorphi: That's the whole game
JZ1011: But appropriate enough for a clock themed stream, my time reset
thundershot879: it erased time?! is that a JOJOs reference?!
GDwarf: Twitch changed how subscriptions work, it should no longer count consecutive subscriptions but only total months subscribed
GDwarf: But there seem to be some issues with it for some people?
chickenace11: Time uses hamsters like sled dogs
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
ShifuDaxiongmao: Time? I second that.
Astra7525: I'm waiting for the invevitable Dali level
Stoffern: Keep good time! Or...keep time good...hm...
PaperDoopliss: Freudian slip there
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrHEART
Earthenone: i clearly do not :P
ShifuDaxiongmao: You work VERY hard
VoidByAnyOtherName: whoa giant hand
JZ1011: From Dawn til dusk had better be vampire themed
Sarah_Serinde: I do, I have to go to work tomorrow
chickenace11: Pig got the rhythm sounds like something we would hear from mine o'clock
PaperDoopliss: I respect your efforts. This game would really tick me off without you folks to lighten it up
Reecer6: hey, 428 is good!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Oh look, a secret level.. it's 'for how long can we watch Ian sleep?' "
Tiber727: If you make the day last longer, it means I have longer until the work week starts up. So can you please make the day longer for chat?
korvys: It's the same game, but it gets darker when you fail
thatguy575: this really grinds my gears
Alness49: I feel you're handling this game well, it seems like it would wind you up.
JustNotAFox: So we can get pictures of Ian sleeping? Revitalize the subreddit
Ignatiuspants: at first. I had a minute amount of enthusiasm for this game, but now I'm having second thoughts
chickenace11: Hodor you have the power
Earthenone: !card time wizard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chickenace11: !findquote time wizard
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, the latest Panalysts tells me that stopping time doesn't have as many benefits as you might think :P
JustNotAFox: You can travel through it, forward at a rate of approximately 1 second per second
electroswagnetism: we gotta get us a stand arrow and fix this lack of time powers
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART chat :D
MaladyDark: the pananlysts was a bit disturbing
ShifuDaxiongmao: I'm sad the music isn't a minuet..
MaladyDark: how often do you all poop?
Sarah_Serinde: That seems pretty normal for Panalysts
ZachtlyAsIntended: Time for a Beat Down?
Ukon_vasara: !quote 140
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
phorrestgaze: wow, we can stop time for way more than 9 seconds
Sarah_Serinde: Ukon_vasara tiltyhEXTREME
Ukon_vasara: oops
chickenace11: I've got to hand it to the developers it takes effort to make this game interesting
JZ1011: So how exactly does one slow down time Dr. Ian?
Earthenone: so... is there a positive end state here?
Sarah_Serinde: *I* appreciate the quote reference :D
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:30.
electric_claire: Is this the best rythm game or the *best* rythm game?
chickenace11: * not interesting
MaladyDark: !quote 140
LRRbot: Quote #140: "I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans." —Alex [2015-04-18]
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Ian ... why id you decide to wear that shirt D:
SAJewers: !findquote pig
LRRbot: Quote #1363: "That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass." —Alex [2014-08-01]
8_Escape: !quote
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's "A rhythm game"
fiftymcnasty: skip-it
Sarah_Serinde: Skippit!
MaladyDark: i love the piggy noise though
ShifuDaxiongmao: there are only 2 pig noises T_T
Sarah_Serinde: Or yeah however you spell that
thatguy575: skip-it!
Sarah_Serinde: I used to love that thing :D
GDwarf: Isn't Skip-Bo a card game?>
constablecrab: I think this game might have been made in Powerpoint.
Makimachine: Skip-Bo is a card game
Awexdio: Bop-it
CodeGorilla: Yeah, GDwarf.
MaladyDark: they have a ankle skip uno game
chaostreader: Skip-bo was a card game
Earthenone: !findquote pogo
LRRbot: Quote #789: "I swear to God, you pogo motherfuckers!" —Alex [2015-10-06]
The_Kraken19: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Riandisa: I still remember the theme song for Skip-It
Stoffern: Is that clock moving on pig-time? Do pigs experience a minute every second?
SFSMaus: !findquote skip
LRRbot: Quote #1394: "Hello, I'm super Aryan. Come here, hug me. Thank you. I see you have been working out. I see you haven't skipped leg day." —Graham [2014-08-01]
ShifuDaxiongmao: spite and malice sounds like a thanksgiving game
Ignatiuspants: people might be concerned if I come home with Spite and Malice
CodeGorilla: Spite and Malice also has some gimmicky "Malice" card that punish your opponents, iirc.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Spite and Malice sounds like I'm taunting a cenobite
chickenace11: Spite and malice in a card game isn't that just CAH
CodeGorilla: (Yes, I own this game.)
Pteraspidomorphi: This game needs a narrator
fiftymcnasty: Is this like Watch and Rhythm today?
KV1NN4: Chatter rings!
140 raiders from Bengineering have joined !
DarkMorford: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
korvys: benginHeart benginDab benginHeart benginDab benginHeart benginRaid benginRaid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH the child bolas
demondrinkingtea: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
TheAinMAP: Raid!
Vn497: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART benginHeart
AGiantRoach: benginDab benginRaid benginDab benginRaid benginDab benginRaid
demondrinkingtea: benginRaid benginHeart benginRaid benginHeart benginDab benginDab benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
ShifuDaxiongmao: spite and malice sounds like it would be a hard hitting drink... "Bartender, a spite and malice, don't hold back the spite"
thatguy575: all ways wanted moon boots
hd_dabnado: benginDab benginDab benginRaid benginRaid benginDab benginDab benginRaid benginRaid benginDab benginDab benginRaid benginRaid
phorrestgaze: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
Wondermoo: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
dbhkyle: It is us! We are here!
Psychic_Ketchup: lrrHEART lrrHEART benginRaid benginRaid
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
Pharmacistjudge: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Ben and plaid posse
The_Kraken19: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
aitsu100: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
jubale1: welcome Bengi's
EnoTheTonberry: benginDab benginRaid benginRaid benginDab benginDab benginRaid
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, so many people who are about to be terribly disappointed
embyrr922: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Plaid Posse, welcome to this game :D
I_Am_Clockwork: benginHeart benginHeart benginLol benginLol
NanashiSword: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
VoltageSpike: sakuSip sakuPop
Shinji16: Oh hey everyone
SydPreviouslyHeadache: It does exactly what it says on the tin
chickenace11: It's like watching a clock ?
EnoTheTonberry: Is it as exciting as paint drying?
MaladyDark: i like this one.
jubale1: red green green
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wtf is this clock
ShifuDaxiongmao: they're from Bengineering , the probably knew what to expect :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: low ton
MaladyDark: terrible christmas decoration
jubale1: welcome to the Canadian Classic, the Red Green show.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: passsig grade
SFSMaus: ah the Red Green Show
chickenace11: My mom once had a clock where all the numbers were on the bottom and the clock just said whatever
EnoTheTonberry: Is that... a Hot Dog?
MaladyDark: the time owrm
Sarah_Serinde: Why did we get 48 for going all the way around once?
MaladyDark: doctor worm
GrandLlamaQ: It's only a finger if you don't have a filthy mind.
electric_claire: I think with this one you're supposed to get exactly 60
Feminine_Desires: @Sarah_Serinde it only counts successess
SAJewers: 12 mistakes?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH i get it
thatguy575: a timely reference
Stoffern: It only counts when its correct
Earthenone: i dont think it counts red times
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yeah I guess for all the misses
korvys: You don't get points for FAILURE
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the Heather Minute
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you for that demonstration Hodor :D
SFSMaus: hodor?
Hingadora: I enjoyed the speed run strats.
Travilogue: So now you have to get a perfect run to see if anything special happens.
silvalunae: the head bob is a good strategy
Feminine_Desires: Heather is Hordor @SFSMaus
r10pez10: oh hello
electric_claire: As long as you get the minutes right nobody will notice you messing up the seconds.
Feminine_Desires: Hodor
Ranakel: I think this game really emphasizes that it says "Rhythm Café", not "Music Café"
justwhatever_idk: Ian do ice cream chord songs to this beat
SFSMaus: Hodor!
EnoTheTonberry: So close
MaladyDark: thankyou ian. ticking clocks are a noise I hate... they trid metronome therapy on me as a kid. bleh
r10pez10: gameplay
silvalunae: woohoo!
constablecrab: This is definitely how cults brainwash people.
EnoTheTonberry: Woohoo~
ShifuDaxiongmao: "tiiiime.. time is on my side... yes it iiiis.." :D
korvys: Colonel Handers
fiftymcnasty: He is here to silently judge you
Feminine_Desires: Nope
silvalunae: no thanks ian
r10pez10: take a second, ian?
EnoTheTonberry: I thought that was a sleep cap
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I wish I could contribute puns, this is great
constablecrab: Finger lickin' good
Earthenone: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
VoltageSpike: test your might
chickenace11: you can cheat those
KeiRaccoon: There's a bit of a resemblence between Ian and the thing on the screen
constablecrab: I knew it! You're Scientologists now
SFSMaus: lrrFINE
r10pez10: too real
ShifuDaxiongmao: "You gave me an option, I picked the option. If you didn't want me to pick it, you should've have given it" :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: memories of anxiety
Umandsf: My problem with those is that I score myself lower than what my team leader thinks I am.
JohnPraw: Same thing at my work.
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r10pez10: it's almost like making people a series of numbers is really bad for morale
MaladyDark: oooh scores
jubale1: what's the name of the effect on Ian's shirt?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm going to need a "second" opinion
Makimachine: what? A scoring system for a raise? O_o
r10pez10: moire effect, jubale
jubale1: did you buy a moire shirt, or just get lucky?
Ignatiuspants: that's moire or less correct
justwhatever_idk: It's hard to tell what shirts will moire until you put them onto a screen or in front of a camera
SFSMaus: bah dum *tish*
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: keep a straight face AND the beat
r10pez10: it goes until you fail
Sarah_Serinde: That sure was a sentence :D
Pteraspidomorphi: I hadn't spent so long looking at the time ticking since I left high school
ANeMzero: I hate games that focus on hand holding
robo__nixon: Playing this game always ticks me off
thatguy575: it's time to face the music
justwhatever_idk: ever shrinking hand
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh... wait, I know there's a pun about clock faces here staring me in the face but it eludes me
justwhatever_idk: @SydPreviouslyHeadache staring you in the clock face
GDwarf: The theory of general relativity disagrees, game!
Reecer6: time is famously relative
FITorion: time is relative... it changes a lot
phorrestgaze: I really hope this one just is a clock.
phorrestgaze: no game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm so mad at myself right now
Ignatiuspants: time is an illusion
chickenace11: I have to be in the zone to make time puns lrrBEEJ
CururuGuasu: Let’s get digital, dig-I-taaaal
silvalunae: ntm the concept of time has changed since it's inception
justwhatever_idk: seconds are a constant based off the half life of some particle
Evochron13: oh god. it's 24.
Earthenone: no!'
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO NO! No digital clock making alternating noise
justwhatever_idk: bipa
justwhatever_idk: boop
fiftymcnasty: Show me on the bombs where they touched you
MaladyDark: bipp boop
PaperDoopliss: Speed of the flickering, probably
phorrestgaze: maybe there is no end
SFSMaus: Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.
Travilogue: Is it flickering more?
ShifuDaxiongmao: You knew when you started this game ;)
silvalunae: @r10pez10 oh i hope so
Earthenone: yup its the flicker
justwhatever_idk: sing it with me chat
GDwarf: TAI vs. UTC vs.Solar Time!
justwhatever_idk: bipp
justwhatever_idk: boop
Riandisa: Cut the red wire!
silvalunae: what is the fail stat?
Travilogue: yeah, flickering and dimming
Sarah_Serinde: Oh it's just getting fainter, yeah
robo__nixon: This is like Cookie Clicker but worse
CururuGuasu: That’s some good beep boop
Bionull: Imagine if somewhere in this game was a jumpscare.
thatguy575: time keeps on slipping, into the future
VoltageSpike: how dare you insult cookie clicker
fiftymcnasty: Make is Suntory time
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:58.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no what a shame
D1cey1: That's a shame
PaperDoopliss: Oh noooo. Now we have to play something else.
GDwarf: That took an hour-and-a-half, did it?
Hingadora: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:07.
D1cey1: Out of time
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's 6 dollars too much
robo__nixon: ^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *I'm joking
ANeMzero: The Steam version is $1CAD, mistakes were made.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I can't be mad at this, it really is exactly what it says it is, and they did it well. it's just what it IS is kind of lame
Travilogue: Late! Night! Clock! Fight!
Earthenone: pride376 i did a currency conversion, this is your money back
SydPreviouslyHeadache: more entertaining
MaladyDark: it's well executed, just dull? aiming for Zen perhaps but missing?
Pteraspidomorphi: I remember that game
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PaperDoopliss: Now we can finally clock out of this game
Earthenone: its closing time
D1cey1: We'll see what game they're playing on tick over
SFSMaus: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #2133: "Time for business casual!" —Paul [2016-03-21]
Gizmoloid: !findquote clock
LRRbot: Quote #1171: "It's 10 o'clock somewhere." —Beej [2015-11-28]
chickenace11: !quote rhythm cafe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
brainiac4: I thought the going-live message said "click simulator" and I am here for Ian simulating clicks. What is this clock nonsense?
Earthenone: dont worry, clocks are done
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brainiac4: Is there to be clicking?
Mysticman89: instead we just have a faint buzz.
Sarcastic_comma: Did I miss it?
Sarcastic_comma: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:07.
Sarah_Serinde: We're just on break while they figure out what game to play next
Sarah_Serinde: Clock Simulator only had so much staying power :P
cyclopsboi: is there a buzzing sound for anyone else?
CaptainSpam: Clock Simulator: When you want 60bpm, always, and it's your responsibility.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy :D
r10pez10: adventures
Sarcastic_comma: “Might”
4dSwissCheese: Ian Horner went to itchio, eieio
Earthenone: ian "knows about itch.io" horner
jubale1: they were playing utilitarian devices, not games.
Gizmoloid: @cyclopsboi Yes there is.
Vlanoik: Rhythm Cafe: Watch+Play edition?
phorrestgaze: did he train for this day?
r10pez10: okay wow
Sarcastic_comma: Suddenly watch and play
Feminine_Desires: Are we W+P now?
jubale1: YATTTAAAA!
Earthenone: yata!
Styxseus: Im sorry, whaat did you say this was???
dbhkyle: Love the Jazzy horn stinks@
Styxseus: I looked away and came back to.. this?
GDwarf: Why are all the women wearing two-tone skirts? Or am I misunderstanding something here.
Astra7525: When it said "get ready to push" i was worried for a second you were supposed to push them onto the tracks
Sarcastic_comma: He ded
BusTed: So very good!
jubale1: OPM ranking system
Styxseus: very goo, even =.=
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang, Beej's black shirt made me think a passanger was in the back still
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *it scared me
Earthenone: !findquote trains
LRRbot: Quote #4535: "The caboose is the "uke" of the train." —Ian [2017-12-06]
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
Dashiell: what even is the rhythm component?/
osh307: beej looks unamused
Feminine_Desires: It gives blood whenever you get a "boo"
GDwarf: You have to push the button to the right rhythm or you don't push them in right
Feminine_Desires: It's not people bleeding
chickenace11: Hi beej can't wait to see you at pax east
Feminine_Desires: it's the "boo" effect.
phorrestgaze: one girl was standing between the cars
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elano123124: "that's blood" "yes" is an exchange that wouldn't be out of place on friday nights or a crapshot
jubale1: is this actually a thing in Japan?
robo__nixon: Oh yeah
r10pez10: you see, you push the subs onto the sub train
gryfeathr: I experienced this once, it was
robo__nixon: I have. It's very sweaty
gryfeathr: a time
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RomanGoro: I have, lots of times, but I've never been in a place where they have official people pushers
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, Toronto rush hour
Dashiell: halfway done!
RomanGoro: 'round here people will move in general
jubale1: this is a lot like the spherical cows game
silvalunae: there is literally a game like that on ich.io heather
jubale1: except that game only has one barn door
RomanGoro: Some trian lines, the tradition is punching people away, some people already know which door they need to be on
RomanGoro: buses and subway people are helpful
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r10pez10: some trains can be up to 30 mins
BusTed: Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
r10pez10: especially during a Live weekend
Earthenone: E or F?
jubale1: 267/500 needs improvement.
jubale1: maybe just need to run down the track more
ANeMzero: Eventually you'll hit G, and that's a good rank, right?
oakentree: sorry, does blood spurt out when you get a bad?
oakentree: also ffs did i lose my sub streak?
oakentree: oh, nope, is there
Sarah_Serinde: Twitch seems to be weird about sub streaks/totals right now
Juliamon: The sub display is a little glitchy since the switchover to cumulative
Sarah_Serinde: I assume related to recent addition of cumulative sub counts
Earthenone: i enjoy this more than clock simulator how about you ian?
CaptainSpam: You go to a bar and do a rhythm game to push drinks into your liver... wait, no...
niccus: was there ever a rhythm game based on uniqlock?
GDwarf: The music is much better, in that there's music? :P
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha straight lines on the Toronto subway, that's a funny thought
Ancient_Chaos: This isn't entirely like what I've seen during rush hour in Chicago.
Ancient_Chaos: *unlike
Sarah_Serinde: Also probably not physically possible unless there aren't many people around
CaptainSpam: Clock Simulator has a rhythm, per se. You can't deny that. That rhythm is exactly 60 beats per minute.
aitsu100: there are many straight things about where i live but lines and me are not some of them
SquareDotCube: There's more business class than train at this point
VDel_234: what is this game?
Earthenone: do you think of this as a normal commute, or are you trying to help people evacuate a kaiju attack or something in your head?
Meltalar: I am concerned
CaptainSpam: Just think, if they were riding coach, they'd be on their own to do this.
Meltalar: can I wait for the next train?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah
Feminine_Desires: 512/1280!?
VoltageSpike: the clock game provided the training needed for this
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right
niccus: maybe japan moved
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks Beej
sing_o_muse: "Look, no one ever said geography was our strong suit" - The Devs probably
robo__nixon: On a clear day
Sarah_Serinde: Huh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm scared
Earthenone: dont we want to rhythmeicly ear?
4dSwissCheese: I am experiencing some fear
Earthenone: eat*(
Dashiell: wah
silvalunae: oh did they block that word?
Meltalar: seabatYIKES
AegeusEvander: cirLost
GDwarf: You don't want to eat the green things
Gizmoloid: I'm sure he can watch sunset on Fuji on some live webcam.
Feminine_Desires: Don't eat green things.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this little piggy ran into my face
TehAmelie: what is this, a vegan simulator?
SAJewers: naeRIP
VmKid: Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips
VmKid: was that a meow
shurtal: that sound was from Mario Paint
FITorion: i'm thinking you aren't supposed to eat the littlebug things
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
gryfeathr: I can't handle the slow way it just sinks out of sight
brainiac4: Yes, Heather. Play the terrible game!
Dashiell: this is like a warioware game
VmKid: Wait, they blocked the Mouth Bones word?
SquareDotCube: tbf we were either going to die from disease or heart failure from all this bacon
r10pez10: what is the bg doing
Sarah_Serinde: The splits?
VmKid: oh. someone said before that it was blocked? maybe I misunderstood
TehAmelie: so many ways to die, but are there no ways to recover health?
brainiac4: It got faster.
Earthenone: now you get 2 points per meat
Earthenone: and they sped up
silvalunae: me-ow
CaptainSpam: That man just ordered breakfast in the middle of my yoga!
Meltalar: that's a lot of bacon
Sarah_Serinde: VmKid And they said it after writing the word in chat so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
VmKid: Oh, the hot dog looking thing above the score is health
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was a thing
silvalunae: @CaptainSpam you're doing yoga in the middle of me ordering breakfast!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Realize you made a mistake. reflect on your life
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right that game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Yeah Marching Penguin
immortallen: This game makes me unconformable
Phosphatide: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thefileclerk: is this still clock simulator?
Gizmoloid: Imagine going to yoga class and there's just bacon flying around and into someone's mouth.
VmKid: How any bacons do you have to eat before you've eaten an entire pig?
silvalunae: the one that makes me wince the most is the pool ball clack
AegeusEvander: what about bacon gum cirTHink
AegeusEvander: cirThink
JDuBz2008: no biting tounge
silvalunae: bacon gum exists
Koshindan: No tongue.
VmKid: Oh cool, this game has controller support, because it REALLY needed it
aitsu100: cant say anything im biting my tounge
TehAmelie: a game about being so enthusiastic about eating bacon that you die seems like a theme for our troubled times
silvalunae: it's the big bar at the top?
PaperDoopliss: The thing at the top is a health bar
Earthenone: health bar is at the top above the 69, nice
AegeusEvander: but it does have health bar cirSmug
thefileclerk: such rythem
ANeMzero: I think it is technically a tongue bar
Earthenone: if you ear without rhythem you wont attract the worms
Earthenone: eat*
MaladyDark: beej is making that face and he cant even hear it
Bugberry: Is this how you avoid mosquitos in the summer?
Koshindan: Bugs and bacon are both good protein sources.
TehAmelie: i bit the underside of my tongue somehow, a few days ago
SFSMaus: !findquote bacon
LRRbot: Quote #1576: "I don't want bacon popsicles." —Cori [2016-01-15]
silvalunae: pingu?
thefileclerk: absolute unit
TehAmelie: such a parade
Juliamon: Oh! I loved this game
azureHaights: Isn't this the video for Rodeo Machine by Halfby
Bugberry: All the members of the animal kingdom, like Zombie.
TehAmelie: i was more thinking
TehAmelie: WHEN I WAS
silvalunae: omfg this is adorable
silvalunae: i am love
Fruan: Rhythm Cafe holy war - Buh vs Chu
r10pez10: what a powerful game
Bugberry: Is this even weirder vibribbon?
TehAmelie: aw, chat didn't want to play Black Parade
shurtal: You FO
silvalunae: what is this i need this
GDwarf: I forget what it's called. Parade? Animal Parade? Something like that.
Earthenone: aww there is no MASSIVE sheep following you
r10pez10: animal kitchen crossing
TehAmelie: will you be the savior of the chickens, the flowers and the sheep?
Bugberry: Guitaru Man
Sarah_Serinde: Clock Simulator had UFOs in one of the games :D
silvalunae: @GDwarf thanku
GDwarf: At least some Project Diva videos have UFOs...at least, if you count mini-Luka-octopus flying around shooting a ray gun...
VmKid: Y'know, I'm getting the feeling that this game is kinda weird
Bugberry: having good rhythm is what will signal to the aliens that humanity is ready.
GDwarf: Was Space Channel 5 mentioned? It's got UFOs...
VmKid: No visuals >:(
VmKid: except yes visuals
VmKid: Watch and Cafe
VmKid: You'd think that the no visuals banner would tell the camera to not move but
MaladyDark: i don't like pokemon has a ground moneky
PendelSteven: 'Ello
PendelSteven: If heard enough polkas
phorrestgaze: hi there :)
PendelSteven: (it's carnaval out here, think oktoberfest)
ANeMzero: This is a very detailed advertisement.
SFSMaus: I look for the funk in my game soundtracks
PendelSteven: well, I <3 funky house
PendelSteven: football!
Bugberry: There were minigames in Pokemon Stadium that were like this.
PendelSteven:
AtrusOfMyst: this reminds me of Katamari Damaci mavDAB
aitsu100: the clefairy game was like this
Sarah_Serinde: Oh man Pokemon Stadium minigames
Earthenone: i remember likeing the sushi one
SFSMaus: is the gorilla saying "big boi"?
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't thought about those in *ages*
PendelSteven: hehehe
Bugberry: There was a minigame with cutting logs at the right time, using Pinsirs.
PendelSteven: Yeah, I've got Pokémon Stadium 2
Earthenone: with lickatounges
bitonality: totally got some katamari vibes @atrusofmyst
Sarah_Serinde: And there was a chansey egg catching game
Sarah_Serinde: And a donphan race one
ANeMzero: I'm trying to remember if it was Kirby 64 or Pokemon Stadium with the sushi conveyor minigame.. or if they both had one
Gizmoloid: The game is a bit loud, it was hard to hear Heather during coin rush.
PendelSteven: I think that was in PS2 yes
Sarah_Serinde: No I remember the sushi one in Pokemon Stadium
Earthenone: i know pokemon stadium did
Bugberry: @ANeMzero It was a Lickitung game.
PendelSteven: with PS and PS2 Nintendo fans mean Pokémon Stadium and Pokémon Stadium 2 of course :D
ANeMzero: Right, yeah. Nintendos other hungry amorphous pink blob
PendelSteven: penguin?
MaladyDark: man that sushi belt game was good
PendelSteven: I do like the bouncing buildings
PendelSteven: very realistic
PendelSteven: :P
PendelSteven: My brother wants Snap 2
PendelSteven: I'd play those with you, Sarah, but erm
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Bionull: Yes, incredibly well realized. Like the identical clones that run the police department.
Sarah_Serinde: I never had Snap, only played it once at a friend's place. I really want to play it though
chaostreader: All I really remember of the lickitung game is a man yelling tallymasson at the beginning
Painfully_Dyslexic: I would like to see a more SMT/persona pokemon game
ANeMzero: Link Teaches Typing... with a Crossbow.
PendelSteven: that's why I wouldn't mind a Snap in 1080p
chaostreader: @anemzero Link doesn’t use a Crossbow. It would be Linkle.
ANeMzero: He did in Link's Crossbow Training!
Gizmoloid: So the sings are held up by moles, who judge you and smack you if you make a mistake. Wow.
Rockario: Pull this gimmick out a fursuit parade an see how many people play along
Earthenone: so what you are saying is you want a flash mob of this game at lrrcon 2
Rockario: *at a
ANeMzero: I just have to assume that any time Link gets added to a game focused on addon hardware, he must have a crossbow.
PendelSteven: yeah, this makes me happy, which make endorphines which makes me have less of a headache
PendelSteven: yay
splatty1: what am I even seeing right now?
PendelSteven: turns out being happy is good for your health - in case you ever forget, here's a reminder from Admiral Obvious
PendelSteven: squishy rabbit somehow
PendelSteven: erm splatyy1
PendelSteven: you could ask that question every moment at carnaval
PendelSteven: the trick is: don't
PendelSteven: it's just silly for the sake of being silly
Gizmoloid: Well, PARADE! is indeed on Android, time to see how it runs on Bluestacks for me I guess.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
TheMerricat: Ian can remember that it exists but he won't remember the name
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream Heather and Ian
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
PendelSteven: Slash, that's a normal attack
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Earthenone: !patreon
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Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
chickenace11: night
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Good night
MaladyDark: bye
PendelSteven: Good night! Thanks for streaming!