LonelyTex: anytime @genericgamecr8
Anaerin: Loading resource packs takes a while
Crokoking: applying the resource pack just takes a bit
Monocerotis2010: oh no it will all be circles now instead of blocks
Anaerin: Yes, normally that long.
chickenace11: I like texture packs because of how they make you design things
ritchards: Hey James, what's on Talking Sim tonight?
wicker_knight: Hey, you mean MattleCross Kappa
LonelyTex: Sorry if it crashes you out. :(
TheWarbo: updates wooo
wicker_knight: worst case it's just a restart
LonelyTex: if it doesn't work properly, apologies.
Monocerotis2010: It shows an amazing level of community involvement to have such a spread of texture packs especially like Tex
iammorthos: what did he say TS was, he kinda mumbled it
chickenace11: would this work on the W10 version @LonelyTex
Darth_Wooper: That's a sweet desktop pic, by the way.
TheWarbo: TS will be BattleTech
iammorthos: ah great
LonelyTex: @chickenace11 I don't know. I do not have the Win10 version
iammorthos: thanks @TheWarbo
chickenace11: hmm i'll test it out for you :D
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wicker_knight: @chickenace11 it should, since Bedrock (i.e. Win10) uses the same code. The file is likely to be different though
wicker_knight: *the file folder
LonelyTex: I have not touched chisel blocks.
Anaerin: Looks similar to FVDisco's old texture pack.
BlackBlade_: lrrHORN
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, that is a very clean look
sivakrytos: oh, peterjiang uses something similar
Sharkfists: I like the font
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm a BIG fan of the font.
TXC2: nice see through water
AnimeKitty: Love the water
Arclight_Dynamo: Hahaha!
AnimeKitty: Cute :D
Sharkfists: hahaha what
Darth_Wooper: It's still under construction when it comes to modded blocks, but vanilla and some modded stuff all looks great!
r_craddz: Lol
wicker_knight: no, he hasn't
TubeAlloy: :)
Darth_Wooper: LOL
AnimeKitty: He hasn't for sure
Darth_Wooper: I don't think so, and he won't hear it from me!
wicker_knight: I am also curious if Uno's base is less garish in Tex-o-vision
TehAmelie: the whole purpose is to look clean, and i'd say it does exactly that
LonelyTex: I'd suggest going to the lava down below
drcanonball: gives of a old school doom feel
drcanonball: off*
Arclight_Dynamo: If you place and break a torch in the glitch, it should fix it.
GenericGameCr8: this looks great @LonelyTex !
Darth_Wooper: Would placing a torch fix it?
LonelyTex: place down a torch, it'll fix it
AnimeKitty: Placing a torch will fix it
claytortise3: what texture pack is this
AnimeKitty: Link for LonelyTex Texture Pack: https://bit.ly/2Tks5qg
LonelyTex: watch the Prismarine change colors
wicker_knight: Sorry, wrong link
Monocerotis2010: Thats impressive to see how good it looks with regular texture pack when it was created this way, really neat and good job @LonelyTex
LonelyTex: @claytortise3 this is my personal texturepack.
ReydienOnline: check out the lava?
ReydienOnline: down below?
LonelyTex: thank you @monocerotis2010
GenericGameCr8: I really like the look of the trees especially
LonelyTex: James, mind heading down to the mines and showing off lava?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cool texture pack!
claytortise3: @LonelyTex It looks sweet thank you :D
LonelyTex: lava took me a very long time.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ores look super cool, too.
B4rberblacksheep: @LonelyTex That lava loks great
TXC2: oh hay the Lava isn't baked beans any more :P
Lord_Hosk: It looks like american Gladiators
chickenace11: the ores look great
AnimeKitty: Damn this is cool
EfreetM: this really really helps with color blindness too
Mangledpixel: LonelyTex I'm guessing the aim was to avoid broken up and random textures, in favour of regular repeating patterns?
GenericGameCr8: this is soo cool!
BasilBrushOff: LonelyTex sergeJustRight
LonelyTex: Thermal Foundation ores are done.
TXC2: Ok now this is nice and clear
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Very clear to see! Love the textures on this
TehAmelie: i thought i glimpsed a normal-styled coal block, i guess it's some modded ore
radioshackraider: Silver Ore being slightly luminescent has always annoyed me
AnimeKitty: Link for LonelyTex Texture Pack: https://bit.ly/2Tks5qg
ReydienOnline: take off your pickaxe and smack a rock?
AwesomeSillyFace: hello
LonelyTex: Minecraft changed how their breaking animation is faced
GenericGameCr8: hey @AwesomeSillyFace !
noSmokeFire: Tex, I hate to tell you, but your 3 is backwards
LonelyTex: I haven't fixed it yet
AnimeKitty: Intro music? Are we starting the stream over? Kappa
mynthio: Look at flowing lava?
AwesomeSillyFace: hi @GenericGameCr8
LonelyTex: I didn't like how similar clay is to stone
GenericGameCr8: @AnimeKitty , it is Big Giant Circles music
wicker_knight: it's probably 'on the ground' vs 'on the wall'
wicker_knight: looks like an orientation thing
LonelyTex: Minecraft changed how the breaking animation moves
AnimeKitty: Oh I know. That's why I thought it was funny GenericGameCr8
Lord_Hosk: Is it Vertical vers Horizontal
VoyRising: It makes the game look very scifi to me.
GenericGameCr8: lol
VoyRising: It looks like a holodeck.
Arclight_Dynamo: The nether looks super neat in this, too.
Ravynn: Yeah we said it makes it look very Tron
TXC2: fancy
TehAmelie: is the sun more square than usual?
wicker_knight: yeah this feels like the kind of thing that would be a minecraft simulation inside the minecraft TV show
LonelyTex: the sun and the moon are both square.
Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks a bunch James! :)
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Uno
Cepsys: thanks for the tour!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam is checking out the newly released Left Alive! Game: Left Alive) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (47s from now).
Ravynn: Thanks for the stream tour!
GenericGameCr8: the portal is fantastic!
Monocerotis2010: thanks for the fun stream!
ritchards: POM3!
Arclight_Dynamo: And you Uno! Even though this isn't your chat! :D
TXC2: !discord
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Monocerotis2010: Any hints about the next mod pack?
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LonelyTex: Thanks everyone! :)
TXC2: !twitter
Darth_Wooper: Thank you for streaming, James!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
SK__Ren: wooo
AnimeKitty: Monocerotis2010 Paths of Magic 3
VoyRising: The portal is good
GenericGameCr8: thank you for giving us the tour James! Thank you to all the mods for showing us their bases! <3 Have a great day
wicker_knight: bai bai
TXC2: bye
Monocerotis2010: thanks @AnimeKitty
AwesomeSillyFace: whats up
AwesomeSillyFace: oh
AwesomeSillyFace: bye
TXC2: !break
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Mangledpixel: nicely timed with the music
AnimeKitty: Oh going out on the music was perfect!
mariolinkolimar: fuck
AnimeKitty: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam is checking out the newly released Left Alive! Game: Left Alive) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (28s ago).
AwesomeSillyFace: that was a quick stream
AwesomeSillyFace: it lasted like a minute
LordZarano: !updog
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
Dared00: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam is checking out the newly released Left Alive! Game: Left Alive) at Tue 12:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Dared00: Oooh, Left Alive. I wonder if it's as bad as Japan says.
TXC2: CONTACT!
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m0nkeyrama: Oh no, are the reviews not good?
TehAmelie: bah, Japan. what do they know about videogames
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG
Earthenone: !findquote japan
LRRbot: Quote #478: "You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!" —Jer [2015-07-18]
Dared00: In some Japanese stores it's already 60% off. A week after launch.
TXC2: I miss Jer
ninja_theory_ashrams: metal gear front mission, YAY
m0nkeyrama: Hm, I guess we're about to find out
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Left Alive
ninja_theory_ashrams: time for some stealth and mechs
mugsi_: Oh boi gonna catch the vod on this one later cause I’m about to hit download on steam :D
ninja_theory_ashrams: but not stealthy mechs
m0nkeyrama: It's too bad I can only watch for a few minutes, it sounds interesting
TXC2: so long mugsi_ have fun
TXC2: Here we GO!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
SK__Ren: I'm surprised at how under the radar this game is.
TehAmelie: is it tactical espionage action?
m0nkeyrama: hey
TehAmelie: the name is so non-indicative
TXC2: Hello Adam
Skyboss1996: hey
DaMullet14: you're HERE
TehAmelie: hi Adam
Taveena: Hi, Adam! :D
blast__femur: Hi Adam
Sarcastic_comma: Minecraft?
TheWarbo: Adam
ThePov42: Hi Adam!
noSmokeFire: your mic's a kind of low
Amentur: Hello Adam
CataclysmicReverb: Hi.
m0nkeyrama: You're a bit quiet
Nightvalien28: you are a bit low
Arimus221: Super quiet
DeadlyWinchester: Hi Adam
mistborn83: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Pteraspidomorphi: Damn it, you beat me by a nanosecond DaMullet14
TXC2: that's better
m0nkeyrama: How're you doing today?
noSmokeFire: thanks!
blast__femur: I'm glad Only Lovers Left Alive got the video game adaptation it deserved
mistborn83: turn my headphhones up
ninja_theory_ashrams: I would ask which front mission games this takes place between, but I am not up on front mission enough for the answer to make sense
noSmokeFire: sexy new releases
Thandres: look, its new
Earthenone: Go left!
Dared00: Left Alive, the lost sequel to Left 4 Dead Kappa
Eruyaean: It's a bat on the sea, it's an aaaadaaam! Hey Chat
RayFK: MORE LIKE RIGHT DEAD POGCHAMP
m0nkeyrama: wow
Thandres: just put it in the microwave for a few minutes and it gets hot :p
Sarcastic_comma: cheer100 You should set the green screen to the windows xp default wallpaper
ritchards: Do you expect to be... Left Alive?
m0nkeyrama: Jeej
TXC2: so hot it's still a soft liquid dough Kappa
blast__femur: Genius
RayFK: I DID DAD
Skyboss1996: OOOF
RayFK: I EVEN SAID IT ON TWITTER
m0nkeyrama: I saw that
CamelAttack: Your journey of discovery sounds more like a penance!
m0nkeyrama: rayfkKing rayfkKing
RayFK: FUCK TELL ME MORE
blast__femur: the F in RayFK stands for funny
noSmokeFire: dead right he did
OmnipotentTrevor: We're starting the snark early today.
m0nkeyrama: Oh shiiiii
TXC2: SAVAGE
Erudite_Cynic: OH SNAP
atlas624: Oh damn
Robot_Bones: Get Sha'd chat
RayFK: Well yeah, I'm the worst content creator in our friend group. No one reads my shit.
TheWarbo: 3 hour stream of "Adam gives Jordan shit"?
m0nkeyrama: RIP Jeej
ninja_theory_ashrams: Rayfk you are like a regular Jon Bovi
TXC2: Adam you can't just murder a Man on Twitch
RayFK: ninja_theory_ashrams I mean, it is my life. It's now or never
TehAmelie: you've heard about Left Alive and Right Dead. now are you ready for
m0nkeyrama: oooo, WoT
TehAmelie: Backwards Undead
Taveena: So this is the Left For Dead prequel, right? Kappa
LordZarano: I have never heard of ths game, until I saw twitch say "now playing: left alive"
m0nkeyrama: Apparently they do 🤷♀️
Earthenone: squeenix?
BillTheCat: never turn off your console
KidAmn: @RayFK these jokes give puns a bad name
Nightvalien28: of course they do, gamers are dumb AF
noSmokeFire: squeenix doesn't have a high opinion of its customers
Sarcastic_comma: Yeah you get to play the normal life’s of the left for dead characters
blast__femur: You'd think, Adam, but then Yakuza 0 comes along and fucks me
weff47: If anything they should warn you if it doesn't
RayFK: KidAmn Well played
Thandres: you never know, some people might be gaming for the first time with this game
RayFK: Oh riiiiight, this is the Front Mission shooter
TXC2: every game is a someone first game Adam
KidSpanner: Gamers can't look up.
Dared00: burrrr
TheWarbo: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Left Alive
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, she is
RayFK: Oh daddy is definitely dead
RayFK: Sorry lady
Earthenone: "burr" suck it adam
TheWarbo: All of this nonsense, I forgot what the actual name is.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
atlas624: Gamers aren't smart, look at this shit. We actually call the walking tanks wanzers
KidAmn: I have... not heard good things about this, but I'm willing to be proven wrong
DaMullet14: Pardon me, are you aaron brrr sir?
Robot_Bones: lrrHORN
Thandres: so how is the zero to cool mecha time in this game?
blast__femur: I know stone nothing about this game so this'll be exciting
Lord_Hosk: I dont mean to ruin it for you Adam... but Video games arent real life, she IS reading a script
incredulouspasserby: Squenix certainly has been busy
m0nkeyrama: :o
cutaos: thats hiw voice acting works. they read scrips Kappa
TheWarbo: brrrrrrrING
blast__femur: Like, haven't heard of it until I tuned in
Eruyaean: Serge probably has a Brrr grinder
ninja_theory_ashrams: technically, you still haven't played a front mission game
m0nkeyrama: Video games aren't real? :(
noSmokeFire: tl;dr: they dead
Amentur: I say brrr but then I'm german and it sounds different ^^;
Pteraspidomorphi: KidAmn: So it's NewWatch + PlayDay? That can be fun
Taveena: He's executing the bullets.
Robot_Bones: Robots! Fake Robots!
Earthenone: maybe its a zombie check
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atlas624: Reviews sounded mixed, but it looks like pleasing jank. Might grab it on a sale
Taveena: Screw those bullets.
TXC2: what the hell gun was that?
Taveena: They know what they did
OmnipotentTrevor: Is that what this is supposed to be? I loved Front Mission.
DaMullet14: Lord_Hosk are you saying video games aren't real, like wrestling?
m0nkeyrama: LUL he does!
Earthenone: snake?
Thandres: "look how cool it looks when i shoot sideways guys!"
atlas624: @TXC2 A future AK thingy
Taveena: He has a LOT of eyeshadow
blast__femur: he super does
Robot_Bones: He isn't even pretending to be a robot
Forgebold: Man, he really does
TheWarbo: he's sending them to bullet hell
TXC2: atlas624 I guess
atlas624: Its a highly technical piece of equipment
noSmokeFire: he's got a birdcage tattoo, which you can only see because' he's going with a deep-v in russian winter
KidAmn: @OmnipotentTrevor if you loved Front Mission, you might want to look away now
RayFK: Oh Adam, you got any interest in DoA?
m0nkeyrama: Like a skinnier Bryan
TehAmelie: if you showed anyone that picture they'd say "That's Bryan Fury"
blast__femur: maybe Brr is our character's name
RayFK: Word
wicker_knight: it looks like goth Dolph Lundgren
BillTheCat: why is that phone just playing back a voicemail?
Sarcastic_comma: Love you chat
TheMerricat: Half-LIFE!?
weff47: World of Tanks collab!
morgoth_bauglyr: Half Life? Half Life 1?
Robot_Bones: How ready are you for sekiro?
Thandres: maybe you are the person the one dude missed with his execution shots
atlas624: Wait, collaboration content with Half-Life? Half-Life of all things!?
m0nkeyrama: Sekiro seabatTROG
TXC2: indeed he is Adam
Thandres: and out of embarassment they let you go?
blast__femur: so ready
wicker_knight: he is yes, I think he teaches physics at a college now?
TXC2: he was just in Creed 2
Robot_Bones: Yeah I totally forgot it was coming this month
DaMullet14: we playin' risk?
Earthenone: gundam?
Earthenone: is this gundam!
noSmokeFire: oh boy: ECON101
atlas624: Oh this is Gundam as shit
KidAmn: Metal Gear?!
ninja_theory_ashrams: Astrophysicist Dolph Lundgren? yeah still alive
GDwarf: So, I have to wonder if "Left Alive" didn't get its name by changing the words in "Death Stranding"
Thandres: this month is so rough on games: new DMC, Sekiro and i want to try the chocobo mystery dungeon D:
KidSpanner: The yogurt contains potassium benzoate.
Robot_Bones: oh is this gonna be G Gundum?
DaMullet14: why is so much random ocean in those regions
BillTheCat: the frogurt is also cursed
AmeliaR: Wang-zers
Dared00: Dolph Lundgren starred in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
SajuukSjet: oh dear
morgoth_bauglyr: Wanzer seabatTROG
TXC2: "the wars contain your choice of topping"
atlas624: Oh dear, perhaps the worst nickname for a military machine ever
cheetoJack: metal gear?
EvilBadman: A wanzer to surpass metal gear
KidAmn: War gives rise to a lot of wanzers Kappa
Taveena: Did Unskippable ever do Wanzers
m0nkeyrama: I am confused
Sarcastic_comma: Metal gear!?
SpacePotato01: "the disputes basically boiled down to chicken walkers versus human walkers"
control_rig: You don't say
weff47: did we really put in effort though?
TehAmelie: who'd win, wanzers or hanzers?
Angnor33: Man. Wanzer
Erudite_Cynic: sounds like twitch chat
TheMerricat: Why did they include something for HALFLIFE in this game? at the very least they could have used Left 4 Dead....
Nightvalien28: m0nkeyrama war, war never changes
Localfirefox46: merican explanations for mecha fights are so dumb
atlas624: Humanity is a very poor student. We're always held back
Eruyaean: war never changes?
SajuukSjet: the mech designs scream 'we tried very hard not to be sued by all the other mech games' :D
noSmokeFire: "If you or a loved one suffers from garmonya..."
m0nkeyrama: Fair @Nightvalien28
underhill33: RIP Ukraine
ninja_theory_ashrams: I hope Dolph lundgen gets a cameo in the Masters of the Universe remake
Pteraspidomorphi: Wasn't that Ukraine?
Lord_Hosk: I thought Wars between nations were over!
Lord_Hosk: they just said!
TXC2: thanks Adam
atlas624: Novo Slava. Just in case you didn't understand this was set in Future!Eastern Europe
wicker_knight: it's okay, you can just call it mechastalingrad
noSmokeFire: narration was a little quiet, thanks
TheMerricat: slightly quiet on my end but you are coming through clear.
Eruyaean: That's a lot of wordy exposition
m0nkeyrama: LUL
noSmokeFire: *war* was beginning
Sannindi: Why... why are they using an actual map of Europe, but made up names for countries...?
Lord_Hosk: Not 5 seconds ago they said... WARS BETWEEN NATIONS WERE ENDED
Earthenone: is wall-e in this game?
atlas624: @wicker_knight MechaStalin would be an amazing final boss
m0nkeyrama: Yes, all robots are in this game
TehAmelie: well that's good, we wouldn't want a game where the fighting is over
drcthulu: Is the sad robot from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in the game?
TehAmelie: i mean, i would
cmdrud87: This looks like they made a video game out of Scythe
control_rig: Now there's an idea for a fighting game: Sad Robot Fisticuffs
wicker_knight: he's pretty
TXC2: Sannindi becuase this way, they wont offend anyone Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: Can we get like 10% more game volume, ADAM
blast__femur: This looks like they made a video game out of a damn history lesson
EvilBadman: This guy, also a small mech. Like a nesting doll, you must put him in larger mechs.
Erudite_Cynic: Wanzer is a supremely silly name
atlas624: T-t-t-t-title drop!
AmeliaR: THEY SAID THE THING
control_rig: Cue credits
m0nkeyrama: ROLL credits
BillTheCat: is left alive the prequel to left 4 dead?
Robot_Bones: He says the title he wins the Prize
m0nkeyrama: 61 tips right from the getgo
RayFK: Yo name drop the game, they love it when you name drop the gaem
m0nkeyrama: nice
Ukon_vasara: how else are you gonna know what game you playing if the name of the game isnt on every page
TehAmelie: so unimaginative. like making an album where the first track is the title of the album
Robot_Bones: Needs more anime
AmeliaR: too many tips
Thandres: wanzer confirmed for melee? PogChamp
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Treej in Smash, you cowards!
Erudite_Cynic: Points at the Sign
TheMerricat: Wanzers (derived from the German word wanderpanzer; wander for "walking", and panzer for "armor")
Eruyaean: Aaaand more cutscene
incredulouspasserby: A wanzer. A panzer but with a wang. Not the best naming choice.
TXC2: who the hell allowed "wanzer" to get into this game?
noSmokeFire: he sounds like he's 16
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Earthenone: we got his script early
m0nkeyrama: Double exposition!
AmeliaR: We can see that
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
MindWarrr: since when can streamers read
TehAmelie: wanderpanzer is a sweet word. they should have stuck with that
wicker_knight: I mean, he looks like he's probably 16-18 too
blast__femur: soldiers are babies. Children's crusade and all that
Cepsys: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Robot_Bones: That will teach you to read things
Pteraspidomorphi: He looks very young
xhres2: That's some hair spray he used
sivakrytos: brain's too big
SolarJudas: Ah yes, let's just throw our gun on the ground
Thandres: his brains too big
circusofkirkus: double the lore?!? PogChamp
plummeting_sloth: That boys wearing too much armor. Gotta get him so Leon Kennedy gear
Erudite_Cynic: don't throw your gun idiot
wicker_knight: not really. he seems kind of like a small guy
noSmokeFire: I wish when he threw that gun it went off and shot him in the bepis
AmeliaR: He walks real weird
m0nkeyrama: His hair is pretty poofy
plummeting_sloth: just protect dem shoulders
Ukon_vasara: exposition 2: this time its personal
Mangledpixel: I think it's just that collar making it look like that
atlas624: I think his turtleneck is just really tight
BillTheCat: you know what they say about guys with big heads.... big hats
morgoth_bauglyr: big head for big seabatBRAIN
SK__Ren: lol, totally 16yo teen
blast__femur: He does have luscious flowing hair for being in the military
TheWarbo: it's for the big brain?
wicker_knight: but, he's a pilot, so I'm actually inclined to think that's a good thing
noSmokeFire: his butt looks dumb
blast__femur: wait I thought this was a mech game
TXC2: lot of fast editing here, I dont like it
ninja_theory_ashrams: I thought that was a woman, just feminine male
Robot_Bones: know what they say about people with big heads, they need big hats
Skyboss1996: Dodge Roll
Skyboss1996: the dark souls savior
wicker_knight: it appears this is our Raiden
Ukon_vasara: sliding diemPawgers we apex now
wicker_knight: more than our Solid Snake
Lord_Hosk: Holy crap, this game needed a writer to do a quick pass over the script
m0nkeyrama: is there no cover system?
control_rig: That's a LOT of bullets you just absorbed
Skyboss1996: Woah
m0nkeyrama: woooow
Ansaksie: WHOA!
Mangledpixel: woah
Lord_Hosk: like seriously
DentedPockets: Snake?
BillTheCat: this is a lot of text
underhill33: Jesus
plummeting_sloth: TEXT SCREEN
Skyboss1996: hello text box
TehAmelie: is our hero a bleached hair Edward Furlong?
LairofLore: that is a lot of text uhhhh
noSmokeFire: *why*
m0nkeyrama: Reading stream seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
sivakrytos: good text wall
TXC2: !clips
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atlas624: Box text is best text
Mangledpixel: game UX designers: DON'T DO THIS
noSmokeFire: who on *earth* is going to remember all of this
KidSpanner: This is the worst way to introduce your mechanics.
Eruyaean: looks like a solid 10/10 game
Thandres: and gadgety gadgets!
Forgebold: I hate this sort of tutorials
atlas624: Ackbar gadgets are always worth grabbing
wicker_knight: @Lord_Hosk <writer comes in> "Okay, what did you want me to look over..." <writer keels over, dead>
plummeting_sloth: poor solider, he died of TEXT
TheMerricat: I like the part where it says hold the + key or the + key or the + key
ninja_theory_ashrams: Back in my day, we wouldn't get a text screen, you had to look in the manual lrrSPOOP
TXC2: this is a very watch and play thing :p
noSmokeFire: he walks like he's wearing a diaper
Forgebold: introduce this shit One. At. A. TIME.
wicker_knight: <producer comes in> "Really, another one?"
Lord_Hosk: wicker_knight no kidding
plummeting_sloth: oh, an empty can to drink your vodka otu of
Skyboss1996: Drink vodka. FOrget pain
blast__femur: oh boy there's crafting in this game
sivakrytos: looking it up in the manual is probably much better than wall of text
control_rig: Throwing? Crafting?
VoltageSpike: feenHappy Vodka sakuGasm
plummeting_sloth: you sober up QUICK
control_rig: No just drinking...
Thandres: shoot it!
SketchyDetails: Why pour the vodka out when you can drink it
Skyboss1996: UOOP
TXC2: oh Gods game why?
Sarcastic_comma: Are you sure this game is new? It looks like it’s from 2010
Lord_Hosk: Whats up with the screen shake and blur.. on every move?
plummeting_sloth: protect me from the 30 mm rounds, wooden box
Eruyaean: it turned towards you, of course it saw you
control_rig: Kneecapped 'em!
Skyboss1996: Presented in Vodka Visioin!
TXC2: Lord_Hosk we drank vodka I think
TehAmelie: why didn't the steel bars protect us from tank guns?
EvilBadman: Can I have mid 90s spy movie music, but also kinda Metal Gear?
Sannindi: "Metal Gear?!"
ManaIishi: this looks... not great
weff47: he's a big fan of the Dukes of Hazzard
Mangledpixel: wow, this game's wikipedia page is super short: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Alive
Lord_Hosk: the camera is making my sick already
Skyboss1996: War Crimes!
Erudite_Cynic: the stripe on your bum makes it look like you soiled yourself
TehAmelie: just mash up "Secret Agent Man" and "Snake Eater" Neil Cicerega style
DMGlol: nothing they can do to them LUL
TXC2: yeap that's a war crime
atlas624: "Kinda Metal Gear" is this game's mission statement
Eruyaean: amazing sound effect
EvilBadman: these bad guys really are bad!
noSmokeFire: there's something weird about his eyes
Nightvalien28: is this boys first war and it shows
plummeting_sloth: look, we can show war crimes, but we cant' show cursing
blast__femur: chat is *really* fixated on this guy's butt
blast__femur: moreso than usual
wicker_knight: @noSmokeFire you mean other than that they're almost yellow?
noSmokeFire: his butt is so weird!!
LairofLore: that was a remarkably calm response to a war crime?
Thandres: i think they are trying to portray them as the bad guys, but im not sure, what do you think chat?
Arimus221: Someone forgot to put the essential tag on those guys LUL
azureHaights: @TehAmelie Snakret Agent Man
SketchyDetails: I thnik the other guys might just be the bad guys here, team
Localfirefox46: if only he had s face for all those emotions
wicker_knight: definitely don't have full mobility on his facial model, at least
CaptainSpam: "Well, okay, I guess they can do that to them. Really, I should've known THAT."
sivakrytos: @Thandres it's very subtle
TXC2: blast__femur it's like we like butts or something Kappa
m0nkeyrama: This cover system seems a bit wonky
AmeliaR: Maybe if you kept that light off the enemies wouldn't see you from everywhere
LordZarano: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Dared00: @Thandres I'm not sure... I mean, who *doesn't* commit war crimes once in a while
forlornhope22: so is this a stealth game or a chest high wall simulator?
wicker_knight: METAL GEAR
blast__femur: Adam I'm not sure this game is for anyone actually
m0nkeyrama: this camera angle
TehAmelie: NO! IT CAN'T BE
Mangledpixel: is it just me or does this game seem a bit... cheap?
Hingadora: @Thandres I dunno that they're the bad guys. Maybe this is just a larp that's spiraled way out of control?
BillTheCat: "sir they're shooting Joe! should we shoot back?!"
m0nkeyrama: is it too close?
ValFromBrink: added the AI for the enemies, boss
LairofLore: they just...stood there while that man died?
atlas624: Its a stealth game with some combat. More stealth though
TXC2: this is like a double A watch & play game :P
Skyboss1996: I love playing the "Who Shoot" game
TheWarbo: that slide
Thandres: make them count!
TehAmelie: there's some joke to make about low quality metal gears. . .
m0nkeyrama: so much screen shake
noSmokeFire: you'll need to use a CQC takedown
DMGlol: throw more soda cans at them
EvilBadman: Shoot yourself twice. Big brain play
blast__femur: This mech game isn't letting you use a mech which is hella lame
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Mangledpixel: we Gordon Freeman now
TXC2: oh we half life now Kappa
Skyboss1996: we crowbar now boys
Dared00: Oh it's HL2 crowbar
AmeliaR: Oh hey a KIA beacon
Ukon_vasara: we gonna Half-Life em now
m0nkeyrama: oh myyy
xhres2: I love how the screen jumps when you get shot
Thandres: ya think you werent stealthy adam?^^
Alephred: What's with the HL2 content?
m0nkeyrama: RIP
TehAmelie: 80% Tin Gear?
SolarJudas: Wasted
plummeting_sloth: i think I know why you side lost the war
Skyboss1996: I suppose that's why we don't get into melee range?
TheWarbo: F
TehAmelie: jeez the game over screen is practically a lawsuit itself
Noxenluxe: Wanzer? Is this a Front Mission game? SeriousSloth
RAICx: That was why you don't bring a crowbar into a gun fight
TheMerricat: Most notably, Square Enix revealed Left Alive is having a collaboration with Valve’s Half-Life. The steam version of the game exclusively will allow you to find and use doctor Gordon Freeman’s iconic crowbar. We might never live to see the day when Half-Life 3 will release so these kind of collaborations are nice. They confirmed that the Half-Life crowbar isn’t particularly stronger than other melee weapons though, and will break like the others.
TheWarbo: can you turn your flashlight off? or is that not actually a game mechanic?
Dared00: It's... very clear that MGS designer worked on this game.
m0nkeyrama: He doesn't even actually loot the body?
Eruyaean: Well.. the Steam reviews for the game are.... not great
TXC2: Adam "not your av-a-ridge solider" Savidan
EvilBadman: @Noxenluxe Actually yes
TheMerricat: World of Tanks too is having a collaboration with Left Alive. Players who get the game digitally on PS4 in Japan will be able to find various posters and items featuring World of Tanks. Getting these items will also allow you to read information on many Russian tanks, like the IS-7. They stressed out you won’t get an amazing reward like a pilotable tank if you get all these items, and it’s just a bonus thing for military otaku who might be playing Left Alive.
Noxenluxe: I see SeriousSloth
ninja_theory_ashrams: Save points WutFace
m0nkeyrama: This camera angle LUL
m0nkeyrama: wtf
noSmokeFire: I can't believe that neither of those are fake, @TheMerricat. That's bonkers.
Thandres: with your control sticks? :o
LairofLore: ah yes the perfect camera angle, pointed at the face
Ukon_vasara: just gotta yeet it into the darkness
TheWarbo: you can bounce it off the Christamas tree?
DMGlol: lol the way they all turn around to look at it
RayFK: You know what's fun in games? Forced stealth sections in non stealth games
morgoth_bauglyr: sneaking around with your flashligh going everywhere
m0nkeyrama: totally
TehAmelie: ah, so it's Technically Not a Front Mission game, the Metal Gear game nobody wanted and also the closest to a Half-Life 3 game that anyone's getting and
atlas624: This is a stealth game
Eruyaean: Is that the weapon to surpass Metal gear? Kappa
TXC2: is this not a stealth game?
m0nkeyrama: People love stealth sections
m0nkeyrama: what the f
wicker_knight: MONSTER ENERGY
Arimus221: LUL
m0nkeyrama: is this camera
RayFK: Wait this is SUPPOSED to be a Stealth game?
RayFK: Oh god
RayFK: That's worse
blast__femur: did y'all see that weird focus shift
GDwarf: This is...quite the UX
noSmokeFire: how did this ever get past QA
Robot_Bones: REALISM
Dared00: CAN ALARM
BillTheCat: lol
noSmokeFire: he saw the camera???
TXC2: and we all complained about Dark souls Camera Kappa
DMGlol: grab the crowbar and go to town
BillTheCat: take his gun
CaptainSpam: Woah. Honks has been called early.
wicker_knight: <Snake voice> A GAME THAT COULD NEVER SURPASS METAL GEAR?
forlornhope22: ALL THE IFRAMES!
m0nkeyrama: lol
m0nkeyrama: "Damn it"
atlas624: What the fuck was that? Man am I glad I didn't buy this
DrWreckage: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:45.
LairofLore: this feels like someone inexplicably went "you know what had a great ui, metal gear survive, let's do that but stealthy"
blast__femur: there was a prompt to climb that car
TXC2: "damn.....the gas"
BloodnBullets: heads up adam, it was YOU that was bleeding
TheMerricat: $60 on steam.
Robot_Bones: SNAAAAAAKE
blast__femur: but it was hard to focus on while getting shot at
CaptainSpam: Well, that greatly accelerates the bleeding, but only for a short time. Then it stops!
Arimus221: This is real bad BibleThump
plummeting_sloth: Can throwing. Can throwing never change
Eruyaean: Well, tehnically, Metal Gear Survive is a Metal Gear game
plummeting_sloth: s
xhres2: no we don't
Dared00: Also, hey, fun fact: Square Enix blocked the native PS4 streaming of this game in Japan because so many people were criticizing it on streams
noSmokeFire: being positive: you got show by a GREAT robot
noSmokeFire: with EXCELLENT bullets
TehAmelie: also the player character looks like an 18 year old Edward Furlong even more than that guy in the intro looked like Bryan Fury
forlornhope22: why do you have to be positive. this blows.
Nenluen: use the crowbar to knock out that soldier from behind quietly?
MadameAdversary: But the question is how much honking would this honking game do if this honking game could honk honks?
BillTheCat: can broken plz fix
m0nkeyrama: We need a bigger can seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: I swear he saw the lakitu flying behind you
wicker_knight: probably that he'll be alerted by you?
EvilBadman: Probably "you've seen this dude and can track him now"
TheMerricat: he didn't last time
plummeting_sloth: no, you see some special guards have symbols above their heads that indicate they HATE cans and will start wildly firing if they hear one. there was a tool tip about that, buring in a wall of text
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheMerricat: it was the dude you killed
ReynardWrecca: Wait, I left and everything changed. Now it's Adam. What're we playing, may I ask?
TXC2: oh I know whats wrong, Adam isn't saying "tactical" every time he rolls Kappa
KidAmn: *tactiCOOL
ninja_theory_ashrams: remember your CQC
Eruyaean: what direction is he looking at? can you just sneak uo on him and knock him out?
Ukon_vasara: can we 'crowbar' that man a question?
Arimus221: Can you stealth takedown?
EvilBadman: This game is so MGS5 it is astounding
noSmokeFire: this game honks more than commencement at the clown college
TehAmelie: we're definitely not playing Metal Gear i can tell ya
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Left Alive
KidAmn: can we not pick up a gun that doesn't suck?
BillTheCat: the real question is how thicc is dat character?
Earthenone: use your spheda bank shot skills
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atlas624: MGS 5 had an amazingly fluid control scheme. This doesn't look like it does
m0nkeyrama: The can worked?!?
DMGlol: he's moving towards you 🤔
MalBeam: i hear a bullet in the head is the ultimate distraction
plummeting_sloth: A vessel to surpass Metal Cans
AmeliaR: Why does his flashflight fly wildly
Eruyaean: okay wait WHERE does he have that flashlight?
Arimus221: HIS LIGHT MOVES BEFORE THE TORCH DOES LUL
RayFK: His flashlight moves before he does
RayFK: Holy hell
TheMerricat: @ReynardWrecca We are playing the new Front Mission based game, Left Alive - https://store.steampowered.com/app/714370/LEFT_ALIVE/
m0nkeyrama: This game is A+
noSmokeFire: why are you only movement options to hurl yourself through the air or slide like someone turned off colliders
Eruyaean: and it's like half a meter in front of him
TehAmelie: well how else would he see where he's going to go?
DMGlol: can you kill him with the can
m0nkeyrama: Who would've thought we'd get a bonus W+P?
RayFK: YEET
TXC2: the light moving independent of the model is some real 2005 shit
atlas624: Also, might be worth moving slower. We have no idea what noise is in this game
LetsConsider: So what’s the verdict on this game rn?
KidAmn: KOBE
wicker_knight: okay that UI is backwards
TXC2: LetsConsider it's bad
plummeting_sloth: if that had killed him, I would ahve bought this game immediately
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Thandres: just slide tackle him to death!
wicker_knight: what moron decided that the most visible thing in the throw UI should be where it STARTS
weff47: "someone's throwing cans out here!"
Robot_Bones: whispers*shashasha*
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
BillTheCat: his melee seems a lot better than yours
noSmokeFire: deh!
Thandres: i think he has mor skill poiints in melee :o
TheMerricat: not even a takedown move? lame.
wicker_knight: Also, you didn't use the Crowbar?
wicker_knight: that's also not great UI
CaptainSpam: Armor does nothing, as expected.
Eruyaean: maybe you need to equip the crowbar *gadget*?
TXC2: we can't take the gun? bullshit
forlornhope22: a stealth game with out a stealth kill. That is a choice.
wicker_knight: yeah, that seems likely
DMGlol: got to remember to recycle those cans
m0nkeyrama: We're bleeding?
SketchyDetails: empgranade
TehAmelie: i'm sort of hoping using the crowbar turns the game into first-person
LairofLore: but is this a stealth game? I thought it was a mech game?
nosrac2: Steal all the KIAs we need those cheap cars to live!
m0nkeyrama: what even
m0nkeyrama: LUL
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mistborn83: you are bad at this lol
CaptainSpam: Enemies are armored up and fall to small arms fire. You aren't and shrug off assault rifle fire.
BlackBlade_: use the corpse as a meat shield!
atlas624: @LairofLore Its a stealth game that lets you climb into mechs if you manage to sneak up on them while they are uncrewed
Cepsys: can't handle dat bass blast
plummeting_sloth: k, I'm legit confused as to where they want you to go there
AmeliaR: Bwowowowowmomom
TXC2: pro tip: serptein doesn't work IRL
Ukon_vasara: thats what dying sounds like #realism
Robot_Bones: but his heart XXL
DaMullet14: The X is for Xtreme
Talin06: can the flashlight be turned off?
Robot_Bones: brain XXXL
wicker_knight: I think there was a prompt to climb on the rubble?
noSmokeFire: you *might* die someday?
Oatway_: we all die someday, adam
m0nkeyrama: Oh
Ukon_vasara: almost certainly
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m0nkeyrama: He might be immortal seabatTROG
LordZarano: Press B to jump over the hoods of those cars. That's what it flashed up breifly while you were being shot at.
wicker_knight: a tutorial definitely popped up about climbing, but I'm not sure where
weff47: SPHEDA
KidAmn: This game should have been Left In Development for a little while
talosparoxi: little known fact that adam is in fact the grinch
m0nkeyrama: What would you swap to?
TehAmelie: i know, switch it out for MGS5 during a break and see if anyone notices
chickenace11: to quote Cam "Death comes for us all"
AmeliaR: Maybe left in development hell
TheMerricat: Eventually you get to play in robots Adam, if you make it that far.
Earthenone: whos idea was it to give adam the stealth game
nosrac2: Slide life.
KidAmn: where... where do we get the moment for that slide
wicker_knight: like, I was hoping this game would be enjoyable, problematic trash. It appears this is bad trash instead
DrWreckage: I'm on gold with Social Security. The wait time is 55 minutes. Hurray for a stream
m0nkeyrama: This is hilarious
noSmokeFire: this game honks like a flock of geese in a warehouse full of bicycle horns
Alephred: Bank shot off the tree! Kobe!
Phosphatide: the mudstreak on your butt after that slide though
Nightvalien28: tress are solid objects, adam
TXC2: pull away from the wall, then see how it looks to throw?
Robot_Bones: I see it is from the Dark Souls School of cameras
xhres2: Throw the can right beside you and run away seabatBRAIN
LairofLore: like bouncing off the tree is fine, why can't you see where the grenade is going to go?!
Ukon_vasara: maybe crowbar melees better
noSmokeFire: can you cut right across the center with that pack distracted?
wicker_knight: crowbar appears to be a different weapon that needs to be equipped?
Nenluen: hit Y switch to crowbar and dome him :)
weff47: press Y
TXC2: big daddy wacks
Earthenone: maybe crowbar isa key
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Earthenone: !russel
noSmokeFire: you'd think there would be a...tutorial....for switching weapons...
TXC2: !clips
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ravenselenite: y
Thandres: peak gaming
mistborn83: easily amused
Alephred: Hambone!
Eruyaean: no worries, twitch chat is reading the on-screen tutorial messages for you
TheR676767: lightning fast
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
plummeting_sloth: THE RAZZLE DAZZLE
Cepsys: sha sha sha?
Ukon_vasara: crowbar is the key, to unlocking that other fellas mind
wicker_knight: @noSmokeFire hey, there was that 3-page wall of text earlier. What more do you want Kappa
TXC2: games in 2019 Chat Kappa
DentedPockets: Sha sha shaaa!
Robot_Bones: wow watch and play on a tueday, who'd a thought
TheMerricat: @noSmokeFire to be fair, it said it right when he picked up the crowbar. :-)
KidAmn: they're disappearing into his Bag of Holding
LairofLore: they're jittering, don't you jitter when you switch weapons?
PandasAndPancakes: So nervous on his first day...
TheR676767: quickest draw in the west
TehAmelie: our hero, Gordon Fargerman
BillTheCat: rip can
m0nkeyrama: wasting cans DansGame
Thandres: ah the "one nanosecond in view and you are spotted"-stealth
Thandres: great
TheWarbo: the key question about "climb" is...do guards look up?
BillTheCat: ooooof
EvilBadman: So, uh APE OUT just released Kappa
TXC2: "it's better just to die" :p
RayFK: Yo this game HONKS
BillTheCat: maybe change to easy?
mistborn83: I think you are suppose to climb over that car
TehAmelie: Metal Gear typically has an option to give you game over if you're spotted. . .
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheWarbo: !game honks
Robot_Bones: seabatHONK
Earthenone: !findquote honk
LRRbot: Quote #1163: "Well this honks! Penis!" —Graham [2015-11-26]
noSmokeFire: I'ma be honest, Ape Out seems like a way better stealth game
m0nkeyrama: Swapping already seabatTROG
Eruyaean: I think after you pick up the crowbar there is an onscreen tutorial message
weff47: Oof
wicker_knight: EAT YOUR PEAS, Adam lrrSLOTH
TXC2: this cost $80?!
nosrac2: This game is $80 what?!
RayFK: Quick, someone give 8000 bits so that Adam can go home
wicker_knight: OR YOU DON'T GET ICE CREAM :P
SketchyDetails: If LRR paid for it then You'll have to keep playing it :P
Ukon_vasara: canada
chickenace11: You heard heather obey
Dared00: $80 CAD
m0nkeyrama: It's real bad
Phosphatide: $80 NotLikeThis
chickenace11: Hey now we have something for W+P
chickenace11: hi heather
ninja_theory_ashrams: 15% of reviews are positive on steam
m0nkeyrama: It's a party
LairofLore: ah yes an impromptu W+P
TheWarbo: Bonus Watch & Play!
SketchyDetails: Graham, this game is watch and play material
TehAmelie: it REALLY wants to be MGS5
DentedPockets: Metal Gear
EvilBadman: It's Front Mission game that wants to be Metal Gear
Ukon_vasara: so will we be seeing this game again tomorrow on Watch + Play ?
TXC2: this is metal gear/half life
LairofLore: its like metal gear survive but with even worse stealth
CataclysmicReverb: That technique
GDwarf: The game's art director was also the art director for all of Kojima's products, so it looks very Metal Gear
DentedPockets: Graham needs to hear the in-combat music.
BlackBlade_: where is that crowbar being stored?
KidAmn: remember The Quiet Man? That was a Watch & Play game. That was Squenix.
chickenace11: @TXC2 so metal life or half gear lrrBEEJ
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TehAmelie: he got Fremanned
Thandres: first5 kill!
Earthenone: why do we even have a gun
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Grab coins and don't get electrocuted.
m0nkeyrama: Soooo
KidAmn: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go right.
CaptainSpam: Quick, do a fanciful hand jive to heal!
TheWarbo: lol u died
EvilBadman: Someone else should hear that music
PandasAndPancakes: This does look like the Quiet Man devs made a mod for The Division
m0nkeyrama: What's up next? SeriousSloth
SK__Ren: and the mech designer is the one from From Software's Armored Core
Robot_Bones: Lol Tragically handsome
weff47: Because that's all anyone will get to
chickenace11: chapter three staying alive
noSmokeFire: chapter 3: m'not dead yet
mistborn83: what do you have as a back up to play?
MalBeam: can't wait to see this on W+P
Thandres: so we doin a ghost run is what im hearing? :p
ninja_theory_ashrams: there probably a reason they took the name "Front Misssion" out of the title
RayFK: Back up is Enter the Gungeon Kappa
chickenace11: Adam do what brings you joy chat's joy shall fallow
talosparoxi: lrrFINE
nosrac2: That is a great headbang
m0nkeyrama: It was no nice of you to find a W+P game
Alephred: Get your $80 worth before you give up!
weff47: try to see if you can get to the sub ocean
TXC2: like why does the first level have a Machine Gun emplacment we can't get to overlooking the place we need to get past?
Takani42: this is why we watch, saved 80 bucks
m0nkeyrama: so nice*
EvilBadman: Adam, I think you'd dig Ape Out, if it's any consolation
Phosphatide: is this the last pantheon in hollow knight FrankerZ
wicker_knight: Adam, there clearly is only one solution. Speedrun Benbo Quest Kappa
noSmokeFire: Ape Out looks *really* cool
TheWarbo: maybe he does need to poop
TheWarbo: that smell would not be stealthy
AmeliaR: They really do hate cans
noSmokeFire: they're very hungry, adam. maybe the can has beans
Robot_Bones: I saw you
weff47: his movements are so jerky
Ukon_vasara: oh, when did this come out? i heard ppl reading google traslated reviews of a disastrously bad game last night, wonder if this is that game
Thandres: perfect stealth!
plummeting_sloth: Left Alive: You're gonna love this plaza
TXC2: Ukon_vasara probably
Dared00: @Ukon_vasara last week in Japan
wicker_knight: holding L locks you on an enemy is what it daid
noSmokeFire: of *course* there's crafting...
BillTheCat: this came out last week in Japan
Alephred: Hold LT to ready a melee weapon.
BillTheCat: today in NA
Thandres: i think it said right trigger readies your melee weapon
Arimus221: Half Life! PogChamp
SolarJudas: Did that say half-life for a second there?
Forgebold: half life 3 confirmed?
noSmokeFire: the crowbar is explicitly a half-life reference, but it doesn't do anything special
WizardZedd: Oh good, this has the Breath of the Wild melee weapon system
Alephred: Yes, the crowbar is a HL2 cross-promotion.
TehAmelie: apparently they wanted this to be the HL3 that will never be made but they only got as far as giving you a crowbar
Phosphatide: are you left alive because you’re at half-life? FrankerZ
Ukon_vasara: #Progress
RayFK: And climb that car
plummeting_sloth: ooooh!
Eruyaean: Progress!
m0nkeyrama: We did it!
chickenace11: Those mechs look like the piece from risk legacy
m0nkeyrama: We made progress!
Thandres: progress!
AmeliaR: Yay, we did it!
LordZarano: That sneaking animation sure is something
wicker_knight: okay that is not a good implementation of the climbing mechanic either
Cepsys: that's not good branding
Earthenone: left behind? is that the dlc?
TheWarbo: so you dan't climb things until you press up against them as cover?
plummeting_sloth: Greeting comrade! It took me 12 lives, but I figured out this plaza. How's the war going?
ninja_theory_ashrams: clunky on top of clunky
m0nkeyrama: Huh
nosrac2: What a dumb way to climb. Do you have to stealth up against the wall to climb it?
wicker_knight: he's mugging you, yeah
forlornhope22: you are being mugged.
plummeting_sloth: what?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Eruyaean: what
TehAmelie: ssh, we can't tell the normies we're Edge of Tomorrowing
Temperature_Droplet: thats good dialog
morgoth_bauglyr: uuuuh
Arimus221: LUL
wicker_knight: kill him
RayFK: WOW
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
m0nkeyrama: we got robbed
AmeliaR: Hahahahaha
Thandres: he robbed you^^
Thandres: nic
SolarJudas: Hahahahaa
Thandres: e
weff47: kick his ass
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Cepsys: laziest mugging EVER
AmeliaR: you lost yo bullets
Thandres: shoot him
plummeting_sloth: thank you existential tool tip
Forgebold: that's so stupid...
noSmokeFire: shoot the man
Earthenone: shut up tutorial
SolarJudas: "Do "right" choices even exist?"
TXC2: mugging us? while sitting down? the fuck?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wtf?
JelloOneK: TIME TO DIE!
RayFK: A fucking BINARY choice
SketchyDetails: put crowbar inside head
forlornhope22: missed
wicker_knight: benginWat
SolarJudas: This game HONKS
xhres2: Crowbar him
Ukon_vasara: "do right choices even exist"
MalBeam: he took all your bullets
TheWarbo: how lrrEFF ing PHILOSOPHICAL, tutorial
LairofLore: yes? while sitting on the ground and not emoting he robbed you? wtf?
noSmokeFire: that was the lowest key mugging I've ever seen
m0nkeyrama: so
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was garbo
Phosphatide: tutorial is woke af
nosrac2: Was that the "right" choice Adam? I don't think so.
wicker_knight: why can't you kill him?
Ukon_vasara: im getting communist mario flashbacks LUL
TheMerricat: lol adam.
wicker_knight: wasn't that the whole point of that interaction, game?
Curufean: That dosen't feel like it was a choice
NathanJay_GA: what the hell did I miss?
Thandres: welp the game got you good :p
OmnipotentTrevor: Video games.
CulturalGeekGirl: What... just happened? Did anything actually... happen?
chickenace11: Hey that guy did to you what the game did to you IRL
Pteraspidomorphi: You're getting some nice highlights
bgchi: you made the moral choice to get robbed by an obtuse conversation tree
TXC2: so what do we lose there?
EvilBadman: Maybe that dude'll show up later in the game to shoot you with your own bullets and provide the sweet release.
Eruyaean: yeah of course i threaten and mug you because you would't tell me your name, and then theres a tutorial questioning wether you made the right choice.. jesus
Localfirefox46: worst game 0/10
CulturalGeekGirl: I looked away for one second
m0nkeyrama: LUL this game is great :)
ninja_theory_ashrams: war, war has changed
KidAmn: I just opened my email to a promo for this game and I gotta tell you Adam... it doesn't look like it gets any better
JelloOneK: He mugged the last guy of all his empty cans. Then you mugged him.
plummeting_sloth: fine, I don't even need bullets, I have CANS
OfficialBengan: His arms just look... wrong. Almost like he has the arms of a 12 year old.
TehAmelie: how many empty cans are we carrying? feels like we should look and sound like me on the way to the can recycler
Thandres: look, real consequences in video games! is this not what you wnated gamers? :o
plummeting_sloth: good, fuck that guy
blast__femur: Double tap, Adam. for security
Phosphatide: adam has a phd in stutters
plummeting_sloth: hope those bullets helped
noSmokeFire: I don't think Thoreau would appove
ninja_theory_ashrams: they executed the guy who robbed you
Forgebold: Hey, maybe if you go back now you can get your bullets back?
TehAmelie: on in the heart and two in the head!
Earthenone: 6969
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Curufean: War...war never changes?
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JelloOneK: Wait, what is that voice?!
DaMullet14: he definitely sounds like a Mikhail
blast__femur: """"""safe""""""
TXC2: no fucking way we're a staff Sergent
Eruyaean: keep summer safe
forlornhope22: these Are the kinds of games I really like on W+P. they are bad but started with a budget and the intention to be good.
chickenace11: take one of these
MalBeam: procure equipment
TehAmelie: well this may be the first thing where the main character is a staff sergeant ever so there's that
TXC2: like you gotta be 30 MINIUM to be staff, and we're like 14 :P
m0nkeyrama: This one is bad
noSmokeFire: it's a device you can move!
Thandres: time for some candy crush!
ninja_theory_ashrams: PDA, really?
Baldrash: Honks has been called.
plummeting_sloth: it devices things... portably
JelloOneK: Staff sergeant.. That hair.. I didn't know this game was made with pure 2008 essence
MalBeam: you found a palm pilot PDA
Arimus221: A brick is technically a portable device LUL
wicker_knight: @TXC2 I'm gonna go with nepotism :P
talosparoxi: it pots
wicker_knight: granted, the real answer is anime
m0nkeyrama: This definitely qualifies as Honks
talosparoxi: *ports
TheWarbo: Yeah if this is gonna be entertaining it'll be pivoting into W+P-style rather than NDTD style
TXC2: wicker_knight true
ninja_theory_ashrams: crafting as well
TheWarbo: Now you're thinking with portable
AmeliaR: Fuuuck
Earthenone: Crafting!
SketchyDetails: CRAFTING !!!!!!
Eruyaean: OF COURSE THERES CRAFTING
Earthenone: quick call james
EvilBadman: So when's seaHonks comin'
m0nkeyrama: There's crafting LUL
noSmokeFire: not only is there crafting, but there's a bussing encyclopedia about how to do it...
nosrac2: There's crafting?! of coure there's crafting!
plummeting_sloth: I think your side lost the war because they spent all their time in text screens
Takani42: ooh craft another portable device
weff47: I wonder if there's cooking too
TehAmelie: now you're thinking with vodka botles
chickenace11: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2026: "I'm the COACH?!" —Adam [2016-03-04]
Thandres: explosive can? PogChamp
MalBeam: check crafting system off your bingo cards
AmeliaR: Cast this game into the sea
TheWarbo: !findquote crafting
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SketchyDetails: RC MINE
blast__femur: achievement!
talosparoxi: this game is like 10 years too late with what it's bringing to the table
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to the insurgency
BillTheCat: this is a very metal gear-looking menu
TheWarbo: Wait you CRAFTed a MINE?
noSmokeFire: made a landmine out of a can with *no tools*...
TheWarbo: God's perfect game
m0nkeyrama: Our cans are leveling up seabatTROG seabatTROG
plummeting_sloth: Explosive cans? Ah, now you see! In the land of the no bullets, the Can man is KING
Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, Adam, and howdy all
TehAmelie: oh yes, this game is so perfect you have to play ti with a napkin over your face
m0nkeyrama: Are they approaching? He's not moving
chickenace11: welcome to mine'o clock today we are crafting a mine.
TehAmelie: or maybe over the screen
Alephred: This game is 83% negative on Steam.
noSmokeFire: is she going to do that every time?
wicker_knight: oooooooooooooh. Thaaaaat voice line isn't going to get AWFUL real quick :/
m0nkeyrama: LUL
KidAmn: I will be so mad if this works
DaMullet14: is it saying the enemy is approaching because the enemy we're approaching is getting closer
AmeliaR: Ah now you have a robot lady yelling at you
weff47: He's gonna step on the flashing mine lol
m0nkeyrama: Trapdoor spider
noSmokeFire: ahaha
RayFK: AAHAHAHHA
SketchyDetails: just ignore the BRIGHT RED FLASHING LIGHT
TXC2: "HAH I think he got the POINT!"
TheMerricat: Please ignore my flashing mine
m0nkeyrama: wow
plummeting_sloth: hahahah
m0nkeyrama: he missed
Eruyaean: the flashlight truly is perfect
Thandres: dun?
Earthenone: lmao
forlornhope22: lol
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheManaLeek: Flawless.
RayFK: HA
m0nkeyrama: haaaaa
B4rberblacksheep: STEALTH MODE
BillTheCat: ahaha
wicker_knight: LUL
Arimus221: LUL
DentedPockets: A++
plummeting_sloth: it worked!
Eklinaar: F
KidAmn: Calculated.
morgoth_bauglyr: poof
wicker_knight: F
TehAmelie: haha i hope they can mod that robot voice into SungWon Cho's voice
MadameAdversary: LUL
nosrac2: LUL
SketchyDetails: Prerfect
Eruyaean: exactly as planned
TXC2: HOISTED!
Earthenone: Trapdoor SPIDER
Thandres: trapdoor spider strikes again^^
NathanJay_GA: flawless
TXC2: !clips
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TheWarbo: frame perfect
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Perfect
RAICx: I saw that coming from a MILE away LUL
Thandres: just as planned
chickenace11: well the good news is that your bombs work
ninja_theory_ashrams: all according to Cake
JelloOneK: All went according to plaaaan
CaptainSpam: Smooth as silk.
MalBeam: tactical espionage action
TXC2: hoisted by our own Picard
plummeting_sloth: our precious, precious cans
edgehead_: that was your plan all along wasn't it?
Tripleyew: Trapped by one’s own trap door!
TehAmelie: and we look like a 14 year old Gordon Freeman. it checks out
chickenace11: so you mean apprentice chief
Alephred: Hoisted by your own .. hoist thing.
weff47: that item sound is annoying
talosparoxi: more portable devices
AmeliaR: "medical gadgets"
TheR676767: man I could do without the whining noise when a menu is opened
AmeliaR: Where this game belongs
plummeting_sloth: get in the bin, with the rest of this game
That_Twiggy_Guy: big mood
noSmokeFire: that'd be a perfect note to end on
talosparoxi: @TehAmelie more like budget leon kennedy
DentedPockets: Better sight lines from the garbage than when lobbing a can.
Earthenone: lrrHERE
noSmokeFire: the garbage waits politely for you to exit before closing silently
nosrac2: That's where Mikhael belongs. In the trash.
JelloOneK: I was really hoping it would crash when you hopped in there
TheWarbo: quick! dive into that haystack!
MadameAdversary: It's a Garbage Can not a Garbage Can't?
noSmokeFire: she's really gonna do that every time, huh
SketchyDetails: rc mine!
weff47: the trash bin reminds me of the Hitman hiding spots
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
Thandres: time for explosive can?
m0nkeyrama: Can we turn her off
plummeting_sloth: what!?
BillTheCat: ahaha
Eruyaean: hahaha
morgoth_bauglyr: in soviet russia vodka drinks you?
TXC2: Game pls
noSmokeFire: did they *hear her*?
AmeliaR: Why are there so many differnt types of bullets but you've only got one shitty gun
LairofLore: well at least you now have a NAVI who tells you when you're boned?
m0nkeyrama: LUL this game is perfect
BillTheCat: did they hear your ai lady?
JelloOneK: From doooown toooown
Spluuga: so how's the game I wanted a collectors edition from? xD
plummeting_sloth: I must go, my planet needs me!
TehAmelie: the stealth mechanics, aka the game, needs some work i think
TXC2: the most observant guard in video game history
forlornhope22: oh bull, it also has weapon degradation?
MalBeam: make a molitov and throw it at them?
Ukon_vasara: wait, weapon damaging? theres durability in this game too WutFace
VoidByAnyOtherName: whoa, adam's here
Tripleyew: “There! Across town! Someone is sneaking and I must investigate!”
TheR676767: love the audio distortion upon death
ninja_theory_ashrams: ADAM, you must push on until you get to a Mech section
Phosphatide: all your blood is gone
NathanJay_GA: again?
control_rig: Durability, bleeding, stealth mechanics, clunky cover system,
MadameAdversary: Just think about what could possibly make this game honk /more/ and it's probably in there, you just didn't read the ten pages of tutorial explaining it.
weff47: second try at the trapdoor spider
talosparoxi: get out of here stalker
wicker_knight: I'm confident he's supposed to be Raiden. But agree, he looks more like Leon Kennedy's 2nd Understudy
control_rig: Swing and a miss
noSmokeFire: it's gene-locked
Earthenone: guns are for closers
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ok, game, you're the game
TheR676767: it evaporates
plummeting_sloth: something something nano-machines son
TehAmelie: let's see. there could be a woman character who fails the sexy lamp test, i don't think robot voice counts
Eklinaar: Are we sure this is Newday Tuesday and not Watch+Play?
Thandres: he got robbed by the same guy as before and it has no bullets :p
martypunker: sergeHi sergeHi
wicker_knight: @Eklinaar no
Ukon_vasara: the way the bot says his name, all i can think is Shoop Shoovaluv LUL
m0nkeyrama: This is definitely W+P material
noSmokeFire: maybe you need a flare gun?
plummeting_sloth: I think the flare is an ingredient?
Thandres: what if we have a decent budget and allocate none of it to UX?
7gorobei: kia bacon acquired
AmeliaR: What if we have a decent budget and allocate 99.9% of it to marketing*
m0nkeyrama: So how much fun are we having, Adam LUL
Tripleyew: @thandres Yes! More money to marketing!
MalBeam: can we make a molatov with the vodka?
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to HOBO MacGuyver Simulator 2019
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie I actually wouldn't be surprised if we never see a female PC/NPC. At least during Adam's playthrough.
plummeting_sloth: now careful of captain super hearing over there
LordZarano: "CAUTION! THE ENEMY IS APROACHING!"
m0nkeyrama: LUL, they grouped up in the middle
noSmokeFire: they're blinded by the bottle's smoke cloud
control_rig: I can't believe that worked
AmeliaR: What the fuck
plummeting_sloth: cluster vaping over there
Eruyaean: the enemy really is not approaching, your are approaching them
TheWarbo: this game is amazing
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monsieur_squirrel: game not super?
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noSmokeFire: the smoke cloud from the ...empty... bottle
INpaCkt: animations DansGame
SketchyDetails: give them an RC mine, Adam :D
Thandres: stealth action done right!
m0nkeyrama: plz lady, they are not approaching
JelloOneK: Wait.. They don't see that, but they saw the left pinky toe earlier?!
control_rig: Shut up robot voice
talosparoxi: lets all look directly at this glass bottle that's billowing smoke
Mangledpixel: I think the enemy may be approaching
Earthenone: pride51 Caution: The Enemy is Aproaching
BillTheCat: luckily this voice line never gets old
KidAmn: !game doo doo butts
plummeting_sloth: Caution the enemy is existing
AmeliaR: I like how the can always sounds like it's coming from BEHIND you
TehAmelie: on reflection i don't know if "no women" is better than "badly designed and written women"
Thandres: adam, i dont want to alarm you, but i think there are some enemies nearby!
LairofLore: can she say ANYTHING else?!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: oof
m0nkeyrama: this game
mistborn83: boo
JelloOneK: Bass boosted death noises!
Robot_Bones: "Caution Enemies Closing"
Eruyaean: Perfect 10/10 where can i buy this
TheR676767: time to hit quit?
Takani42: the character may not want to die, but we sure have no sympathy for it
ninja_theory_ashrams: SOOOOO...... APEX?
wicker_knight: If nothing else this will be a great game for the highlights: https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleRacyBaboonDoggo
TXC2: !addquote (Left Alive) [now] CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING! | repeatedly
LRRbot: New quote #5864: "CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!" —Left Alive, repeatedly [2019-03-05]
TheMerricat: seemsgood100 AI 100%
LordZarano: "CAUTION! THE ENEMY just heard my very loud announcement saying that they were aproaching!"
talosparoxi: this game belongs on the ps3
forlornhope22: this a a really good example of a game development team that makes all the wrong choices.
CataclysmicReverb: Deadlines
KidAmn: I can only pray that I die with this much SICK BASS DROP
MrLephisto: adam, if you quit we won't hold it against you
m0nkeyrama: You're a trooper, Adam
Musicsquid: cheer1000 Caution: This game Crams Walnuts.
TheR676767: this game belongs on the ps2
control_rig: You don't deserve this
noSmokeFire: you are doing an *admirable* job
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ravenselenite: you can do it Adam
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PhoenixMelior: I haven't brought up the stream yet but this game sounds like it's toilets
control_rig: 60$ USD!?
control_rig: You're shitting me
m0nkeyrama: You def did
PhoenixMelior: just from the chat reaction
ArcOfTheConclave: nice into
forlornhope22: It's like they looked at all of the annoying parts of good games and packed them into one box.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior it sure is
LordZarano: Gods, that checkpoint is _so far back_
m0nkeyrama: No one here wants this now
Eruyaean: From what i've seen on the steam reviews, i'm surprised it hasn't crashed yet
m0nkeyrama: LUL
AmeliaR: Yeah fuck that shit that's $80 Canadian
TehAmelie: caution: refunds are approaching
ManaIishi: This looks like metal gear survive 2
wicker_knight: @PhoenixMelior this game plays like a bad fan game of metal gear solid, and looks like a bad AAA title from 2012
Phosphatide: the game apparently tanked so hard with reviews it’s already at 50% off discounts this week
Drakas: hello
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Can you not pick up that dude's rifle?
m0nkeyrama: This game seems worth the refund
weff47: I do like that the finishing blow is a taint strike.
Robot_Bones: Damn it Alexa how do you know my weapon is damaged
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Ukon_vasara: this game can't have my money, but you can
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Earthenone: maybe its like a can?
mistborn83: It like they tried to though everything in this game and just failed on all levels
TXC2: not to belittle the Devs who made this, but no way is it worth $60USD
noSmokeFire: I bet the flare is ammo
plummeting_sloth: I think you use it to like molotov it up
monsieur_squirrel: every screen in this thing has way too much lore
Thandres: isnt it a gadget or something?
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
AmeliaR: Sure the game might've been worth the price, like... fucking 15 years ago
TheMerricat: @Phosphatide where are you seeing it on sale?
Thandres: but how will you distract the guars now?
Earthenone: Drunk Mickhail
TXC2: what does the vodka do?
m0nkeyrama: In Japan
m0nkeyrama: it's on sale
talosparoxi: are you sure that wasn't absinth?
plummeting_sloth: fire bring pain
MinniChii: Good afternoon!
ninja_theory_ashrams: Just tactical roll thru every combat
TehAmelie: i wonder if this was made by like one person like The Quiet Man
control_rig: Ah. Alcohol poisoning followed by immolation
morgoth_bauglyr: drunk man immolates himself
TheR676767: fire, ouch
TXC2: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #2753: "Red is on FIRE here." —Alex [2016-06-10]
JelloOneK: "I'm a bad game now!"
Drakas: it looks like discount the division
SketchyDetails: Alcohol is a solution. In water.
Takani42: you're drunk and on fire -- maybe that's how you're supposed to enjoy this game?
talosparoxi: I don't generally see purple after drinking vodka
nosrac2: I mean you are drenched in booze, you probably would go up like a torch
Ukon_vasara: i mean, we put the bottle right up the nose, thats gonna mess ya up
ninja_theory_ashrams: the enemy AI can't hit that which rolls
andy_reeed: !quote
AmeliaR: The Division is like 300 times better than this slop
control_rig: Caution: Repetitive Voiceover Approaching.
Musicsquid: This has to be the worst non-Watch and Play game ive seen on LRR
m0nkeyrama: Whay do they walk into the middle of it?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Drakas: like even the UI looks like its been copyed from the division
TXC2: Musicsquid it's up there
m0nkeyrama: Perfect plan
challengeriii: is this game good?
m0nkeyrama: No
Robot_Bones: double tapped
Earthenone: no
plummeting_sloth: hooray, we killed a man!
Thandres: they went the way of the can
Eruyaean: no
TXC2: like it's this, or that Metal gear 5 spin off
KidAmn: okay, but... why can't we just pick up their guns?
control_rig: @challengeriii God no
Musicsquid: very no
TXC2: PARKOUR!
TehAmelie: Square Enix is on some kind of cry for help trip
TheWarbo: would you rather play this, or Metal Gear Survive?
Robot_Bones: oh good more worst parts of games
plummeting_sloth: oh good, that's what this game needed. Platforming
Robot_Bones: swing jumps
TheWarbo: chin-up time!
Earthenone: Normal Fence
talosparoxi: @TheWarbo survive
TXC2: TheWarbo survive I say
control_rig: Info Dump!
weff47: more text boxes!
TheR676767: watch your mouth young man
Robot_Bones: This game was not a triumph
Phosphatide: would’ve laughed if adam got impaled on the fence
LairofLore: what's the over under on this survivor also mugging you?
AmeliaR: Tells you what they are but not which icons mean which
TXC2: like, Survive at least let us play as Agatha fisty
Ukon_vasara: sounds like that old man is not dying, like you mikhail BabyRage
plummeting_sloth: mmmm, alley drugs
blast__femur: I'm so tilted about the mechs. there was a tooltip about mechs and mechs are fun and cool, why can't we do those?
weff47: "painkillers"
m0nkeyrama: LUL, it's funny we got robbed
TehAmelie: i mean we're the kind of guy who'd call a 20 year old "old man"
TXC2: *fisty
Thandres: adam "stealth god" savidan over here :o
control_rig: "Oh hey a guy burning in an alleyway"
LordZarano: CAUTION! THE GAME IS ATROCIOUS!
AmeliaR: "he's already dead"
LairofLore: because their vision is based on the inexplicable and random whims of fate?
Drakas: the more i look the more i see this game as discount The division
Eruyaean: that cop car though
m0nkeyrama: No windows
ArcOfTheConclave: are you sure those are pain killers?
m0nkeyrama: :o
talosparoxi: @control_rig nah, it's just a box
wicker_knight: casual bladerunner cop car
plummeting_sloth: man, this army must be glad they made all these pedestrian bridges 1 massive robot high
weff47: why were the windows painted over?
AmeliaR: Look the mechs in this game are called Wanzers
ninja_theory_ashrams: HONK HONK, who's there? this game.This game, who? This games HONKS
Thandres: there are only like 3 of them, you can take them witzh the crowbar! :p
Takani42: RC exploding can, drive it up to them?
TehAmelie: this is urban Ruritania 20XX AD, remember
Musicsquid: This defintely seems like bargain bin Division with a coat of Slavic paint
Ukon_vasara: im amused by the light grip on the crowbar, almost like raising the pinky to try and be fancy
Eruyaean: i'm open to forgive the windowsless car, perhaps some kind of autonomous system in a gme of man vs machine
TheMerricat: You all need to get off the game for the AI"s line of sight. They are just modeling a well integrated army where half the soldiers need extensive corrective lenses. That's why they are invading, to get new contacts.
wicker_knight: @weff47 probably because clear textures can be an issue if the optimization is bad
m0nkeyrama: How do we make an rc explosive with no way of crafting molibity?
Phosphatide: @themerricat thanks kathleen
Drakas: @Musicsquid i know right
noSmokeFire: "sergeant! a dense cloud!" "quick! stand inside it!"
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m0nkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: SUB HYPE 64
talosparoxi: @m0nkeyrama I think it means remote detonated
PandasAndPancakes: "ow, what was that?"
BillTheCat: rip
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Earthenone: your clever ruse!
Eruyaean: running right into a tank
Thandres: #speedrunstrats
m0nkeyrama: why do they group up and stare at the smoke can??
ninja_theory_ashrams: combat roll
TXC2: m0nkeyrama bad AI
noSmokeFire: NAY
AmeliaR: NAH
xhres2: NAY
PandasAndPancakes: Yay
Lethondrin: nay
ManaIishi: NAAAAYYYY
mistborn83: nay
ninja_theory_ashrams: nay
xhres2: Get the refund
Eklinaar: play something else
MadameAdversary: NAY
theficklecat: nay
Alephred: NEIGH.
m0nkeyrama: Stopping
WonderfulGlory: NAY
LairofLore: cast it into the sea
Arimus221: VoteNay
control_rig: For the love of God stop
m0nkeyrama: sounds good
BillTheCat: nay
ZethRuss: spheda ?
TXC2: do we stop?
CataclysmicReverb: cant stop wont stop
Earthenone: VoteNay
talosparoxi: yes stop
TheR676767: MEGA NAY
ravenselenite: stop
DentedPockets: Stop, refund, get a new game.
Musicsquid: BIG OL NAY DAWG
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Find me, you cowards.
Dared00: It's time to stop
m0nkeyrama: plz
noSmokeFire: stop stop stop
xhres2: We stop
mistborn83: STOP
edgehead_: Nay
Temperature_Droplet: nay - dont stop
I_Am_Clockwork: If you arn't having fun, I'd say Stop
KhaineSD: Need to give it to graham for Watch and play
MadameAdversary: STAHP
Didero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:31.
forlornhope22: stop, save it for W+P
xhres2: just stop
WonderfulGlory: We Stop
ManaIishi: STOP
Baldrash: Who made Adam play this? And VoteYay
LordZarano: Where's the checkpoint?
Lethondrin: please stop
MalBeam: see where the reload point is
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginRip
Pteraspidomorphi: Stop
beowuuf: can stop the rock?
Arimus221: Stop Plz BibleThump
AmeliaR: Yeah stop the game
chickenace11: stop for your own good adam
TehAmelie: please stop it before we run out of sass and just get angry
Temperature_Droplet: keep on
wicker_knight: If we haven't checkpointed, stop
Riandisa: Stop
m0nkeyrama: Refund this garbage fire
TheR676767: Stop.
plummeting_sloth: if you were progressing, there's fun in the badness, but not to run yourelf in the head over and over
Temperature_Droplet: nooooo
Fracaswell: chuck it in the bin!
EvilBadman: End! ENNNNNNNNND
AmeliaR: Cast this game into the sea
wicker_knight: if we have, kind of want to see the next cutscene
theficklecat: I think we have seen enough
TheWarbo: Are you having fun with "lol look at me blowing them up"? If yes, yay. If not, nay.
Eruyaean: Well, we already have a stream for making fun of bad games, we don't need another
AmeliaR: Get a refund
JelloOneK: Honestly, I've played NES games with better AI
control_rig: What a waste of 80$
Eklinaar: play a better game
weff47: Spheda?
m0nkeyrama: oof
Temperature_Droplet: it was just getting good!! :P
plummeting_sloth: that's a refund from me, brother
Spluuga: so Adam on a scale to f this, how much are you a Front Mission fan?
TheMerricat: I don't want to make you play it if you really don't enjoy it, but it's fails are fun to watch ^_^
Eklinaar: that was $80?!?!
xhres2: Gungeon@
TXC2: so take a break?
m0nkeyrama: Gungeon is new, right? SeriousSloth
noSmokeFire: Ape Out would be good if you wanted a new game
EvilBadman: ^Ape out
control_rig: Oh damn, Gungeon is so good
ArcOfTheConclave: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
ninja_theory_ashrams: $80 CAD
Ukon_vasara: ooh Ape Out looked sweet AF
TheWarbo: You can now run boshy by the end of NDTD, right?
m0nkeyrama: What is Ape Out?
TehAmelie: games in Canada are disturbingly expensive
Phosphatide: ape out would be a good proper newday game
talosparoxi: I haven't played it so it's new enough for me
TheMerricat: Third Ape Out. if it isn't already snagged by another LRRer for a different stream.
Baldrash: Oh yeah, Ape Out looks neat.
CataclysmicReverb: Was that game like, a secret money laundring operation that accidentally produced something?
Fu4ow: Ape Out is so good
weff47: you even got through Jump Force
Mangledpixel: a rather impressive amount of honking from that game. A fascinating mess.
TXC2: TehAmelie _____ in Canada is disturbingly expensive :P
noSmokeFire: Ape Out: an ape escapes with a procedural soundtrack based off of your ape-murder
noSmokeFire: *procedural jazz soundtrack
Spluuga: I love that this was the second chance I hoped Square would deliver v.v
Robot_Bones: yay gungeon
Phosphatide: is it mahvel time baybee
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Drakas: its $90 aud
Pteraspidomorphi: What was the first one, Spluuga?
AmeliaR: Honestly fuck Squeenix
Thandres: adam with the W+P teaser on new day tuesday :o
mistborn83: Have you tried Anthem Yet?
Spluuga: Pteraspidomorphi Front Mission Evolved
noSmokeFire: jump force seemed...fine? just shallow and silly. this was *bad*
m0nkeyrama: Thanks, the game was very loud
Robot_Bones: jump force was a good stream though there was a lot of fun to be had laughing with anime
Dared00: Jump Force had *a lot* of issues but was entirely playable
TheBeardedFool: Was Left Alive unplayable?
AmeliaR: Yes
wicker_knight: pretty close
TXC2: TheBeardedFool it was awful
TheMerricat: @AmeliaR I just really can't comprehend how they got to where they are now. Both sides of the company used to make solid games.
Trymantha: Just got here, was left alive that bad?
m0nkeyrama: Left Alive was really bad
weff47: Jump Force gameplay was aggresively mediocre
Tripleyew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
Tripleyew: wait, so no more suffering? Where's the fun in that? Kappa
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Ukon_vasara: Ape Out did seem like a sweet palate cleanser for W+P
noSmokeFire: Left Alive will be left alone
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TehAmelie: it was playable in the same way that fiberglass is edible
Musicsquid: Not even The Boshy himself could step to Left Alive's powerful mediocrity
Drakas: the reviews are very bad
PhoenixMelior: seabatYIKES
Thandres: at least jump force was mediocre, but left alive was just no bueno in terms of gameplay
wicker_knight: I don't know any of the history of that game, but I suspect that the devs are happier not working on that project anymore
blast__femur: yeah that wasn't fun bad it was boring bad
PhoenixMelior: all right NOW I will open the stream
plummeting_sloth: why... just why
TXC2: suffering is for Watch&Play Kappa
TheMerricat: Jumpforce knew what it was and didn't pretend to be anything else.
beowuuf: game must be bad when adam and chat agree on a course of action Kappa
noSmokeFire: there were so many parts of that game that should've never passed QA
m0nkeyrama: Yep
AmeliaR: *Beastmode*
Spluuga: I've been waiting for like 25 years for Square to release a Front Mission game in EU and this is the second unplayable game in the franchise, released in EU..
m0nkeyrama: That game needed so much more supervision
MalBeam: it was the worst game on newday since metal gear survive, but this time everyone decided to stop early
TheMerricat: So for those in the know, are the other "Front Mission" games like that or was that a detour in the franchise?
PhoenixMelior: man, I'm sad now. SquareEnix made some good ports in the early-mid 2010s, but now they seem to have gone into the toilet
Spluuga: Tactical rpg
PhoenixMelior: except for the Bravely Team
Tripleyew: for once, I'm *glad* I only caught a bit of the stream...that was a rough game from only a few minutes
plummeting_sloth: that reminded me a lot of Graham playing Metal Gear Survive, except you didn't even have his affecting for the exisiting series
ninja_theory_ashrams: Front mission is giant mech battles
PhoenixMelior: the Bravely Team is the only part of Squeenix I like
TXC2: like, if it weren't for the graphics, that would have a quintessential Watch And play game
TXC2: *been a
flikerz1: front mission was basically ff tactics
PhoenixMelior: did someone say FF Tactics?
flikerz1: I will. diemom that hill, btw
TehAmelie: Metal Gear Survive was at least pretty entertainingly bad
m0nkeyrama: Do you need everything unlocked?
PhoenixMelior: FFTA is a very beloved game for me
EvilBadman: I say another new game like Ape Out (coughs loudly)
wicker_knight: @TXC2 I think it'd still be a good Watch and Play candidate
TXC2: wicker_knight oh indeed
noSmokeFire: if it wasn't $80 it'd be *great* W+P
TXC2: I'm just the graphics were kinda good
SketchyDetails: Adam is DTC
wicker_knight: well, they already bought it
Spluuga: PhoenixMelior try imagining that made to a 3rd person action shooter and then left alive xD
m0nkeyrama: It's been a while since we've seen you play Gungeon
PhoenixMelior: noSmokeFire I mean LRR already owns it, they could easily W+P it
weff47: Like how The Quiet Man was on both W+P and Talking Sim
Thandres: well i mean the money IS spent on the LRR account, it is a valid W+P candidate
LordZarano: A Watch + Play game but they went to the trouble of making their own assets
PhoenixMelior: Spluuga I hate FPS and 3PS to begin with lol
plummeting_sloth: k
m0nkeyrama: Sounds good!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Eruyaean: i'm gonna call it a night, see you twitch chat
m0nkeyrama: night @Eruyaean
TXC2: so long Eruyaean sleep well
TehAmelie: the comparisons with The Quiet Man are pretty close. 80 bucks, Squeenix, terrible production values, failing at everything it tries to do
TheMerricat: So it was mentioned yesterday on Checkpoint that Critical Role hit their Kickstarter goal in the first 45 minutes, I just checked and they are already up to 4.5 million. Wow.
IncredibleFrown: what was the new game, i just got here
weff47: also the protags look alike
TheMerricat: @IncredibleFrown it was Left Alive.
IncredibleFrown: ah, gracias
Spluuga: Yeah, there seems to be a pattern with squeenix and farmed out bad games
EvilBadman: when I checked the Crit Role KS last night it was just ticking up like the last hour of a Desert Bus
EvilBadman: It was bonkers
m0nkeyrama: Left Alive @IncredibleFrown
m0nkeyrama: It was awful
TheMerricat: I just found them this year, they are a solid number two for me under LRR. I can't wait to see what they come up with for their animated stuff.
Dared00: Oooooh, Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe!
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7gorobei: oh good lord, i found a gameplay video of left alive and the mechs dont even show up in the first 9 hours
EvilBadman: @Dared00 Guess that explains that then.
TXC2: 7gorobei blroof
EvilBadman: exactly, TXC2
MilkInBag: is it over or just break time?
TheWarbo: ooh, james has the events page updated?
TXC2: break
TehAmelie: didn't we learn anything from FF13's 25 hour tutorial?
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
7gorobei: that's a way to piss off any Front Mission fans
MilkInBag: i hear a weird buzzing sound?
TXC2: FF13 is more fun if you pretend that Vanill can time travel
TXC2: it makes her dialogue make some sense
MilkInBag: buzzing intensifies
teknixtek: Maybe they decided that the challenge in playing the game is actually playing the game.
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: hi again
m0nkeyrama: Ape out :o
MilkInBag: hi Adam!
RebekahWSD: Ape Out yes :O
m0nkeyrama: Welcome back!
TheTekkieman: Well, this is also new, too.
noSmokeFire: time for some monkey business
TehAmelie: Ape Out, Robot In?
Nightvalien28: nice, can't go wrong with devolver
MilkInBag: 🐘 tube hands
GingerLivsMatter: I really like devolver
Earthenone: aww W&P is still on hiatus. guess we should be thankful for the hour we got of it today
blast__femur: Dope, I was on the fence about getting this one so now I'll know
TheWarbo: We noticed it's on the schedule for Rhythm Cafe fwiw
GingerLivsMatter: I mean the bi8g fancy press conference was the best part of e3
TheMerricat: !codefall 3
TheMerricat: ?codefall 3
Pump19: Codefall | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/xbftrl | Overgrowth (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/zhdvao | Among the Sleep - Enhanced Edition (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/kojnyw
PhoenixMelior: wait is this just Hotline Miami?
Mangledpixel: ok, you have my attention, game
TehAmelie: we're doing Planet of the Apes Origins?
MilkInBag: it's the gorilla from george brassens' song PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Huh
PandasAndPancakes: THE Bennet Foddy?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior same devs, so maybe?
TimeToFry: Bennet Foddy? I've heard of that name!
Alness49: They had families!
gabe_o_verse: sorry if I annoy anyone but have you guys paused watch & play?
blast__femur: ape's made of sunny D
TallBlondePillager: This hotline looks very miami
IncredibleFrown: not bleeding as much as those guys though
PhoenixMelior: you've lost a lot of blood
Dared00: @gabe_o_verse it's on hold while G is finishing Road Quest editing
m0nkeyrama: So, that was the first chapter?
TallBlondePillager: Speaking of Road Quest, do we have an ETA on that?
TheMerricat: @gabe_o_verse Graham is pretty much 110% on editing for Road Quest right now so most of his streams are indeed 'paused' or using guest hosts.
Dared00: @TallBlondePillager when it's done
MilkInBag: i guess it grabs
TXC2: TallBlondePillager still "when it's done"
GingerLivsMatter: is left trigger grab?
PhoenixMelior: THIS IS A RHYTHM GAME?!
TallBlondePillager: @Dared00 @TXC2 Alright, just curious was all
m0nkeyrama: I am confused
solemn_storm: what game were we playing before?
Nightvalien28: what
m0nkeyrama: as to what is going on
Dared00: @solemn_storm Left Alive
Mangledpixel: PhoenixMelior it has rhythm elements, it seems
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior Kinda, the soundtrack is based on what you're doing
TXC2: PhoenixMelior Heather finds the Rhythm in all game Kappa
MalBeam: it's a music game
masterblaster999: what a strange game
MilkInBag: yeah it must be grab
GingerLivsMatter: it grabs them then you can shot them I think @LoadingReadyRun
TheMerricat: ?codefall 2
Pump19: Codefall | Tooth and Tail (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/lrswik | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/xbftrl
RebekahWSD: Can pick up guys and use them as ablative armor!
teknixtek: Dire is an appropriate word.
IncredibleFrown: take *this*! torso attack!!
TehAmelie: more arms means more reach! or it should
waser3000: you can grab people and they will shoot in the direction you are facing
nosrac2: Adam can you turn the game up a bit?
TheWarbo: arm yourself
MilkInBag: basically playing a high school bully, shoving people into lockers
teknixtek: Meatshield
PhoenixMelior: ohh, grabbed people might help you block shots
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
TehAmelie: i like that you can just shove people so hard they burst
TXC2: ooh shows our path, I like that
TheMerricat: Whoever grabbed the Overgrowth Key, there is also a key based "secret link" to their Pre-order forums that comes with it. DM me if you want that as well.
TXC2: so is the level procedural as well?
SK__Ren: Wow, was Left ALive really that bad
MilkInBag: i guess it's a 'music rhythm' game because the music seems to adapt to the gameplay
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Madeline in Smash, you cowards!
TXC2: SK__Ren yeap
m0nkeyrama: oof
RebekahWSD: I think the level is procedural yeah
morgoth_bauglyr: are we an ape?
AmeliaR: Oh hey we switch to Ape-out!?
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Enemies yes, interiors yes, same exit points
TXC2: sure are
Earthenone: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Enter the Gungeon
Mangledpixel: morgoth_bauglyr yes, and we are out
noSmokeFire: gorilla gorilla, bay-bee
TXC2: EvilBadman ok cool
Alness49: So do we have anyone playing the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack over this yet?
TheMerricat: @SK__Ren yes. it had control, UI, and AI issues.
RebekahWSD: Explodey men!
MilkInBag: the maximum immersion gameplay of this is to play it with a bongo controller
head_cannon: I really like the interactive soundtrack.
TehAmelie: don't forget issues with the script and acting too
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m0nkeyrama: So we're navigating a maze?
PhoenixMelior: we're trying to APE OUT
That_Twiggy_Guy: has someone already made the joke about this being an ape escape?
RebekahWSD: I love the idea of this game
WonderfulGlory: Is it art if I don't understand it?
nosrac2: This game is awesome
Earthenone: !findquote forsooth
LRRbot: Quote #5580: "Fucking forsooth and shit." —Adam [2018-12-12]
TXC2: open up the ape it's real
MilkInBag: obliterated
TehAmelie: you're a gorilla trying to escape people who want to shoot you. seems easy enough
m0nkeyrama: Eradicated
IncredibleFrown: what's there not to understand? there is ape, going out
Alness49: Knock Knock, it's walking on it's Knuckles!
cerirn: Is this Hotline Miami but you're a gorilla? PogChamp
noSmokeFire: the ape wants to kill
wicker_knight: basically yes
TallBlondePillager: Is this the gritty reboot to Ape Escape? Kappa
TheWarbo: !findquote ape
LRRbot: Quote #3691: "I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape." —Graham [2016-12-02]
m0nkeyrama: Wow
TXC2: the Ape wants to know the Freedom that all life craves Kappa
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: The visera cleanup detail level after this is gonna be messy
Alness49: If they're shooting us I imagine it has good reasons
m0nkeyrama: Are those blue circles saws?
TXC2: wow what a quote
wicker_knight: blue circles are light
m0nkeyrama: Oooh
TehAmelie: i'd assume we've been the victim of some gross experiments that's made us insimianly strong
RebekahWSD: I love the titles
wicker_knight: I mean, game is extremely stylized as well
TXC2: Right chat, I'm off
m0nkeyrama: See ya @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
blast__femur: later skater @TXC2
RebekahWSD: I think they can all shoot multiple times, they just reload slow
PandasAndPancakes: TXC2 <3
Oatway_: the sound is this game is great
m0nkeyrama: RIP
RebekahWSD: So close!
LordZarano: TheMerricat: Thanks for GOIwBF
Alness49: Do Apes honk?
TehAmelie: more like hoot
Laurreth: what was the honk game?
m0nkeyrama: woof
m0nkeyrama: Left Alive
TehAmelie: hooting mandrill is the funniest name of any animal
m0nkeyrama: was the honks game
MAPBoardgames: It's very artsy, but I can't see them playing it on rhythm cafe.
wierdo_of_OZ: this game is insane
MilkInBag: apeline miami
KidSpanner: What even is this facility?
wierdo_of_OZ: @KidSpanner zoo
TheMerricat: @LordZarano NP. hope you enjoy it ^_^
m0nkeyrama: It doesn't really seem like a rhythm cafe game, does it
m0nkeyrama: aside from the music
KidSpanner: This is so many guns for an average zoo.
wierdo_of_OZ: its 1 hit kill right?
wicker_knight: start looked more like a lab of some kind
PhoenixMelior: this ape has some problems with bloodlust
MilkInBag: holy shit, an army
MilkInBag: this ape heard the game of thrones season 8 is to the right
buckminst: You don't know what that ape's been through...
blast__femur: I love this Ape Escape sequel
Sektor88: Ape Escape sequel? Kappa
PhoenixMelior: oh right, Game of Thrones
Sektor88: @blast__femur dude, hivemind
PhoenixMelior: that's going to be a hard one for me to watch
blast__femur: lol
Sektor88: or hivebutt
Alness49: Cranky Kong heard the smart money is in gritty reboots so here we are!
m0nkeyrama: Damn, that's only the halfway point, too
Thandres: this was just like the trapdoor spider attempt in left alive^^
SketchyDetails: some of them have bombs on
Sektor88: I feel like the jungle hijinx track from DKC would really enhance this
noSmokeFire: it's ART
Takani42: the evils of the mosh pit?
TheWarbo: is there a way to not trip the alarm?
TheR676767: video games
Alness49: With enough force anything explodes
MilkInBag: #BlameJames
Ckiva: this is a very violent game eh
IncredibleFrown: if you grab someone and walk them up maybe
MilkInBag: it's not violence if it's justified OpieOP
ThePov42: Ape Escape was Dope
Sektor88: I miss Ape Escape. I want a new one dammit
Baldrash: I miss Ape Escape.
PhoenixMelior: this game is actually Ape Escape 2 seabatTROG
Ckiva: ape escape wasn't violent though, was it?
Sektor88: I only played the 1st one but I know it had some sequels. it also had an MGS crossover
TehAmelie: yesterday i played Plague Inc and wiped out all humanity about five times. one time by turning everyone into monkeys. this is way less morally complex
ThePov42: Digging this soundtrack
Omthebox: What's this nonsense.
m0nkeyrama: This is art :)
Sektor88: @Omthebox new ape escape (Ape Out)
Sektor88: :P
IncredibleFrown: also in ape escape the apes were the opponents
m0nkeyrama: Damn, I think that was at the end, too
PhoenixMelior: this game is very silly
teknixtek: Can you interact with any of the panels?
MilkInBag: all games are silly in their own way
EvilBadman: Blame the White Palace for that
Ckiva: have you tried politely asking to leave?
Sektor88: rawkit lawnchair?
MilkInBag: imagine working your last shift before retirement and you hear an ape is loose, throwing people to their deaths on walls
Temperature_Droplet: also your violence produces art and that is inherently noble
GazzyW007: just here trying to make a superhot/ape joke
m0nkeyrama: Yep nope
MilkInBag: EZ
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
KidSpanner: Nice nice nice
m0nkeyrama: side A?
solahwin_tampramain: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
AmeliaR: B side next?
Eklinaar: you know, when I've seen other streamers play this, they try to avoid fighting as much as possible, so watching Adam play this is a refreshingly different experience
TehAmelie: Simi. An. Hot.
wicker_knight: @GazzyW007 ESCAPE APE. ESCAPE APE.
Ckiva: making art is inherently noble? hmm
RebekahWSD: That would be hell. "Hello, here is your gun." "Gun? I'm a scientist!" "The ape. Is out." "Frick."
m0nkeyrama: wow
MilkInBag: surprise ape
GazzyW007: man this game looks incredible
theneatestburrito: Superior ape senses?
ThePov42: You have a Keen Sense of Smell, Adam
m0nkeyrama: This game has very interesting aesthetics
DentedPockets: You're a genetically modified ape.
TehAmelie: now we're an ape in the dark
Gnuttor: Hi Adam! Hi chat! This game looks Way Better than the W&P-class garbage that was seen in the beginning of the stream.
MilkInBag: i cant make any world play between perfect dark and ape
wicker_knight: @Gnuttor yep, also released today. hence the switch
MilkInBag: word*
GazzyW007: ape stealth mission
TheR676767: Ape, this is a sneaking mission
LordZarano: A game where you have to rip the generators out of the wall and smash them. Finally
MAPBoardgames: How can they cut the power? They're animals, man!
teknixtek: Looks kind of sketchy.
Gnuttor: @wicker_knight katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
TehAmelie: who's the real beasts?
Lucidmooselid: the light animaton is cool
MilkInBag: that was eazy
TehAmelie: Dr Moreau dot txt
GazzyW007: this feels incredibly french new wave
LairofLore: well that is some actually solid stealth
7gorobei: this is like an Arkham Ape Asylum
Fu4ow: dang this is a cool way of doing stealth
Lucidmooselid: yeah ahha
GazzyW007: but with an ape breakinf backs
wicker_knight: yeah, french new wave Hotline Miami seems fair
GazzyW007: not sure jean-luc godard did that, so point for ape out
Sektor88: the j a z z
DentedPockets: If you just smash the guys, are the flashlight people alerted?
m0nkeyrama: The walls moving is really messing with my eyes
MilkInBag: god's perfect plan: kill them all
TehAmelie: the ape is reminiscent of Bane. plays by his own rules and stuff
ThePov42: This facility has very high cielings
ThePov42: Ceilings
Inkompetence: Kill 'em all and let Grod sort them out?
Sektor88: nice
MilkInBag: smash
Takani42: Ding, first floor, shotgun murder and ape toss
m0nkeyrama: Nicely done
GrumblingMoblin: This ape is a bro who lifts!
cuttlefishman: howdy
cuttlefishman: this game
Sektor88: how many hits can you take? 3?
m0nkeyrama: Daaaamn, you got really far
cuttlefishman: looks like... some guerrila warfare
MilkInBag: this ape is me when someone says witcher sucks
Laurreth: right?
Rosarios_Twiglelian: What on earth is this?! xD
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
PandasAndPancakes: Sooo, pacifist run?
wicker_knight: @ThePov42 when the ape tears down a door it appears normal. the cieling seems to be purely stylistic
WonderfulGlory: Sha sha sha
PandasAndPancakes: Or not.
PhoenixMelior: ooh a new level
m0nkeyrama: Wow, really breezing through this game
IncredibleFrown: big rip
PhoenixMelior: talk about what?
cuttlefishman: Adam
Sektor88: @Rosarios_Twiglelian Ape Out
solahwin_tampramain: katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip
PhoenixMelior: seabatSKRT
Lucidmooselid: anyone know how many leveles?
Rosarios_Twiglelian: @Sektor88 Thanks, I got that, it was more in a... General sense. xD
Lucidmooselid: there are
TheR676767: they all caught up from the last level
Sektor88: @Rosarios_Twiglelian fair :P
MilkInBag: it's learning
noSmokeFire: justice for harambe
TehAmelie: it feels like it won't be much longer. we're on track for the world record right
MAPBoardgames: Dudes are randomized
m0nkeyrama: Grape Ape :o
ThePov42: I feel like the working title for this game was defiitely Ape Escape, until someone mentioned to the dev that there was already a game called that
noSmokeFire: third floor: jewelry, formal wear, great apes
Gnuttor: I just love the 70'th graphics esthetics.
noSmokeFire: what was that last one?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
noSmokeFire: what? formal wear?
PhoenixMelior: well the orange ape
theneatestburrito: LUL
cuttlefishman: adam... you know those metal doors... can act as shields
cuttlefishman: right?
Thandres: well you got them all at least^^
PhoenixMelior: ape rush
teknixtek: Don't stand next to the bomb guys when you hurl them.
ThePov42: Sppedrun strats
m0nkeyrama: He used it as a shield earlier @cuttlefishman
Sektor88: So this is what the jazz is all about Kappa
MilkInBag: dont shoot or i shove you into bits on that wall
AdmiralMemo: Hey Chat... I'm liking this new Rampage reboot. lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: @Sektor88 Yep, this is basically that Whiplash movie
TheR676767: this ape is ARMED
m0nkeyrama: Almost
LairofLore: they really should stop listening to the ape when he tells them to not shoot
TehAmelie: ah, that's why you don't carry a bulletproof shield everywhere
IncredibleFrown: you can aim a different direction than you move right?
Sektor88: ape status: almost escaped
MilkInBag: this ape is Adam after lifting
wicker_knight: oh, so this is what happened to JK Simmons after Whiplash
TheR676767: man the new donkey kong took a turn
gamercat88: i block
MAPBoardgames: Forget the right to bear arms. Where's my right to have ape arms?
cuttlefishman: this soundtrack
m0nkeyrama: RIP
cuttlefishman: op
IncredibleFrown: to be fair, the implied sentence is "don't shoot [or i will throw you to your death]"
AdmiralMemo: This is less gibs and more liquification
PhoenixMelior: lrrFINE
teknixtek: DK was fed up with just tossing barrels.
MilkInBag: surprise human pulp
AdmiralMemo: Toss the mans
MilkInBag: executed
TehAmelie: we makin human juice with extra pulp
m0nkeyrama: "sneak by" you say?
Invitare: this game seems stylish
PhoenixMelior: if I played this game there would be a lot of screaming
fragilepaper: Hey everyone seabatTROG
Sektor88: This is GOTY in Planet of the Apes universe, isn't it?
m0nkeyrama: Hey @fragilepaper
PhoenixMelior: speed run strats?
IncredibleFrown: slow strats are sucker strats
MilkInBag: do it again but pacifist run Kappa
noSmokeFire: I like how offended they look when someone splatters on them
m0nkeyrama: LUL pacifist run
AdmiralMemo: lrrFINE
MilkInBag: 👌
m0nkeyrama: Nice LUL
PhoenixMelior: A+
m0nkeyrama: Perfect
TheR676767: instant
EvilBadman: the blow outs!
Sektor88: So do you have a health bar, or is it a 3 hits kind of system, or what?
EvilBadman: 3 hits or one explosion
AdmiralMemo: Donkey Kong! Now in theaters! Rated R!
PhoenixMelior: serpentine!
wicker_knight: appears to be 3 hits
MilkInBag: from the game review: "Ape Out is one of those games where you play as an ape who shoves humans so hard that they explode into a confetti of limbs and blood to create jazz music."
Sektor88: MilkInBag dying for their art. :P
AdmiralMemo: @MilkInBag Implying there are OTHER games that do that. :D
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Thatoneblackcowboy: How much is this game on the switch?? It looks hella fun
teknixtek: Donkey Kong directed by Michael Bay
WonderfulGlory: John Wick 4: The Baba Yega vs. The Mama Apea
PhoenixMelior: okay that was awesome
mistborn83: quit mokeying around adam
m0nkeyrama: LUL
AdmiralMemo: Adam is the best!
m0nkeyrama: The best
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
BillTheCat: awww
PhoenixMelior: lrrGREED
Sektor88: oof
wicker_knight: The Best. Around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
AdmiralMemo: Don't lose your shield this time
QuietJay: @Thatoneblackcowboy Its $15 on the US Nintendo shop
TehAmelie: protip: don't let a 400 kg gorilla hear you call it a monkey Kappa
wicker_knight: just remember the basics of CQC
AdmiralMemo: You're bleeding a LOT
Thatoneblackcowboy: Thanks @quietjay! Not too bad for the price
MilkInBag: that's fenta, not blood
PhoenixMelior: hehe, CQC
m0nkeyrama: welp
m0nkeyrama: pave the save Kappa
TehAmelie: maybe a shotgun in the face counts as two hits
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
AdmiralMemo: In the back!
wicker_knight: bomb seems to be an instant kill as well
m0nkeyrama: yep
AdmiralMemo: Boom
AdmiralMemo: lrrCOW
m0nkeyrama: Razzle dazzled you right back LUL
TheR676767: I would like to see this in a speedrun, considering random baddie spawns
AdmiralMemo: He razzled YOUR dazzle
Sektor88: Also I feel like this is tailored specifically to a good friend of mine. He likes monkeys and jazz.
PhoenixMelior: Sektor88 ah, but does he like apes?
MilkInBag: apes are just monkeys who lift
head_cannon: @TheR676767 Seeing a pacifist run, if possible, would be cool too.
m0nkeyrama: Grape ape, now in orange seabatTROG
Sektor88: @PhoenixMelior Maybe? he liked Ape Escape, but that had monkeys, so maybe he just enjoys simians in general? :P
Invitare: you look more like an orange ape than grape to me
fragilepaper: Memo, your right, actual good use for lrrCOW emote!
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Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Ape out with your... uh ... grape... stout?
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AdmiralMemo: Alright, now with the shield
Tiber727: Bombs, unfortunately, perfectly counter razzles and/or dzzles.
PhoenixMelior: simians are a more accurate depiction of this yes
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: nice
AdmiralMemo: @fragilepaper I was surprised lrrCOW wasn't being used more often
m0nkeyrama: YO
PinkFlashu: woooo
Sektor88: Jungle! PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: we're outside!
AdmiralMemo: Freeeeeeeeeeee
TehAmelie: freeeedoooooo
CataclysmicReverb: WE'RE OUT!
PhoenixMelior: lrrHORN
BillTheCat: ape'd out!
Thandres: nice!
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IncredibleFrown: the ape is out
AdmiralMemo: The ape is OUT
MilkInBag: gg
head_cannon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CobaltShurikenReborn: FREEDOM
PandasAndPancakes: lol
Sektor88: enigmaLUL disc one
wicker_knight: sergeJustRight
solahwin_tampramain: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
ThePov42: We have Aped hard enough to Out!
AdmiralMemo: Free dumb!
MilkInBag: it was under 2 hours, get a refund on steam Kappa
BillTheCat: god the design of this game
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solahwin_tampramain: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
m0nkeyrama: Successfully Ape'd Out!
Sektor88: teehee?
GoingProMTG: Insert Disc 2
IncredibleFrown: ape out 2: ape in the big city
AdmiralMemo: It's the next world
PhoenixMelior: the flavour in this is off the charts
g_hughes: you can pick up and throw dismembered legs, I believe
AdmiralMemo: Each world is a record
MilkInBag: dont snort pop kids
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m0nkeyrama: Now we're an ape in a high rise :o
m0nkeyrama: A wealthy Ape
IncredibleFrown: riiiiiip that guy
MilkInBag: that was cool
CobaltShurikenReborn: this game is like 400% aesthetic
GingerLivsMatter: LUL
Sektor88: NotLikeTHis
m0nkeyrama: LUL
AdmiralMemo: You CAN... you'll die
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
Thandres: yes you can^^
EvilBadman: New sountdtrack
Lanthess: Oh, so the other game wasn't good? It didn't look good
m0nkeyrama: It was awful
wicker_knight: it was surprisingly not good
IncredibleFrown: oh no as you approach the ground they'll be more likely to live won't they
Tiber727: Why did we make part of the cage out of glass?!
wicker_knight: like, much more so than expected
LairofLore: wait what with all the rifles in an office building?
AdmiralMemo: You've got 30 floors to go through... wow
TheR676767: RIP that unarmed fellow
TehAmelie: i guess we've upgraded from frightened scientists with guns to bodyguards
PinkFlashu: not the innocents D:
Tiber727: Can this game have an enemy who lectures you to death as well?
MilkInBag: hoooooly shit
TehAmelie: i hope no one has an uzi. . .
Sektor88: Checked the VOD, sorry you had to play Left Alive. The games it's based off of (Front Mission) are great SRPGs, but the last 2 entries in the shared universe were garbage
WonderfulGlory: What have they been feeding this ape?
TheR676767: 30 floors in one go? or what?
dougma: the blood performing a double mechanic of showing health and where you have been in the maze is... really good
WonderfulGlory: I want a cup of this ape's piss
m0nkeyrama: BIGMILK
AdmiralMemo: @TheR676767 Seems that way
wicker_knight: pure steroid protein milkj
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: a pout
e_bloc: all these idiots with elephant guns should have packed their gorilla gun
TehAmelie: we've been eating the grAPEs of wrath
TheR676767: dang
TehAmelie: obvs
AdmiralMemo: @WonderfulGlory And then I want to test it for drugs!
wicker_knight: probably like 5 floors per checkpoint
MilkInBag: they let that ape read twitter
hippitybobbity: hello pals, I come to you from a victorious football game
wicker_knight: the last one checkpointed 5 times
hippitybobbity: ajax hosed madrid in their own house
PhoenixMelior: hippitybobbity did your team kick the ball in more goals than the other team?
wicker_knight: yes
m0nkeyrama: well
e_bloc: I'd run the fuck away
AdmiralMemo: Depends on if you like your coworker
MalBeam: shoot the hostage
IncredibleFrown: to be fair, that boy was dead anyway
hippitybobbity: with a factor four phoenix
CataclysmicReverb: This's the jar argument again
MilkInBag: why would i have a gun at work
KidSpanner: That coworker's already dead.
PhoenixMelior: oh my
sivakrytos: but you wouldn't free them from a wizard either
hippitybobbity: that's so many balled kicks
TehAmelie: did that guy just run out the window?
TheR676767: that guy just jumped
weff47: yes he did
m0nkeyrama: I'm not sure why the people you're grabbing are shooting their coworkers?
KidSpanner: The best way to say goodbye is with a merciful hot lead death.
wicker_knight: @MilkInBag presumably because you work in a shady lab doing super-soldier experiments on apes
monsieur_squirrel: Adam, you have good coworkers
TheR676767: return to sender
teknixtek: Sending in the SWAT team.
narset6691: ninja attack! or swat team
MAPBoardgames: NINJAS?! I did NOT expect that!
TehAmelie: are we going down the whole way? i guess these levels are smaller
RebekahWSD: Can you fall out the windows?
ritchards: So... Left Alive was a good game then? lrrBEEJ
NathanJay_GA: this game seems ripe for speedrunning
wicker_knight: well there's the uzi
IncredibleFrown: nice rope black ops guy, hope you didn't take it off
ThePov42: ho ho ho
hippitybobbity: why is this monkey in a skyscraper
wicker_knight: Treadstone
Himyul: who builds buildings like this? The fire marshal would never approve this sort of design with the stairwells broken up like that
AdmiralMemo: @hippitybobbity shrug
hippitybobbity: I'll take it
CataclysmicReverb: If your coworker was being held hostage by an ape, would you let them out of the jar
m0nkeyrama: Seemed like somebody wanted an ape in their office for.... some reason
AdmiralMemo: Aim High! Air Force!
MadameAdversary: "This dude is empty, YEET"
TehAmelie: rich perverts?
Sektor88: @ritchards Left Alive hurts me. the game before it in the same universe was also garbage, which sucks, because Front Mission, which is the source material, is actually a great series of FF Tactics-like RPGs, but SE's fetishization of make everything action games doomed anything new in the front mission series
TheR676767: a sniper?
Thandres: sounds like mr snipes over there :o
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: ceo watches the simpsons and wanted a vest
Thandres: got shot in the butt!
wicker_knight: I going with Bourne Identity + super-soldier experiments, but the correct answer is probably international banking
hippitybobbity: can we heal
m0nkeyrama: damn
Tiber727: Floor 20 blaze it.
AdmiralMemo: Sell that ape
narset6691: oh good it checkpoints
m0nkeyrama: so many floors to go down
AdmiralMemo: Oh sweet we don't have to do a full 30 in one go
1losttheGame: Rip Harambe BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: LUL, that was evil
LairofLore: yeha looks like green doors are checkpoints narset6691
AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Adam: Someone said you can pick up legs and throw them. Don't know if that's useful.
TehAmelie: here i figured each floor was a level
m0nkeyrama: Holding that man out for the sniper
ThePov42: Literally never?
Sektor88: anyway, I'm done venting about Front Mission / Left Alive / SE doing things I don't approve of to a series. :P
weff47: just imagine watching this from the ground, you just see windows busting and people flying out
wicker_knight: @Sektor88 yeah, it's a "at least I have the original stuff" moment
m0nkeyrama: LUL
cfpreston: never
Fu4ow: Getting Over It reference?
AdmiralMemo: The BREAK room
TheR676767: oohhh
m0nkeyrama: Oh hey, new building
Sektor88: @wicker_knight And the rest of the world will never get FM5 (legitimately / officially at least) ;_;
Thandres: ooohh, maybe we can say hello to mr snipes now :D
KidSpanner: Yup.
KidSpanner: Bennett Foddy.
AdmiralMemo: @Thandres Wesley?
m0nkeyrama: We're in the sniper's nest
EvilBadman: One of the Ape Out guys, is Over It, yes, but only one
EvilBadman: (music change for construction building)
Fu4ow: soundtrack change?
nosrac2: I don
xhres2: This is a weird hotline miami mod
Sektor88: @Fu4ow yep, we're on "disc 2" now
narset6691: lol they throw dynamite
Fu4ow: ohhhh it's industrial. nice
head_cannon: I wonder if the exploding guys can potentially take out a car down on the street if they land on it.
AdmiralMemo: Oh I get it... Over it... like over the street
EvilBadman: @Sektor88 the construction building soundtrack is different than the office
VoyRising: Hello Adam!
m0nkeyrama: Hi @VoyRising
Thandres: imagine being a sniper posted to shoot a gorilla in the next building and hearing over comms: "the gorilla went over to our building!"
m0nkeyrama: 1 hp, we've got this
AdmiralMemo: I believe in Adam
Sektor88: @EvilBadman yep. :P
hippitybobbity: the monkey's got a gun!
m0nkeyrama: Probably water?
TehAmelie: seems like we should be able to climb some of these obstacles
AdmiralMemo: @hippitybobbity I mean, technically the monkey's got a guy who's got a gun. :D
TehAmelie: remember your gun kata, Adam
IncredibleFrown: ape suols is easy if you don't get shot
Thandres: the big seabatBRAIN play
m0nkeyrama: RIP
BillTheCat: should have just gone out the exit
EvilBadman: You ran past the green door too :x
m0nkeyrama: Just don't get shot :)
IncredibleFrown: that last one wasn't even in your way
teknixtek: This is like The Rock's last two movies. A rampaging ape and a skyscraper full of armed men.
HondoTrigger: is this a game where we play as twitch chat?
AdmiralMemo: See ya later, nerds!
m0nkeyrama: Footsies seabatTROG seabatTROG
TheR676767: I wonder how they recaptured this dang ape
fragilepaper: See you later Memo!
Brok3nGol3m: why are there suicide vests?!
hippitybobbity: that went so well
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
1losttheGame: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
IncredibleFrown: damn after you got the sniper too
1losttheGame: slytqRIP slytqRIP
AdmiralMemo: @fragilepaper Nah, I'm not leaving. I was just enhancing Adam's quote. :D
korvys: New Ape Escape looks dope.
TheMerricat: be nice if you could land a corpse on one of the cars...
Traion: Hey Chat, hey Adam. From the title I take it this is a Newday Twosday?
m0nkeyrama: Yep!
Vargen_HK: I just got here. This new Donky Kong is weird.
Brok3nGol3m: these building specs are definitely not up to fire code. The stairwells are a nightmare
nosrac2: The parry god!
m0nkeyrama: First new game was Left Alive and it was a garbage fire @Traion , so now we're on Ape Out, another new game
AdmiralMemo: Adam: Confirmed Best
head_cannon: @Brok3nGol3m I think it's implied that the bombs they carry are volatile and will explode if shaken, as if they were carrying nitroglycerin.
korvys: You didn't like the Wanzers?
korvys: :P
AmeliaR: Wangzers was such a bad game
Brok3nGol3m: @head_cannon ah, so budget cuts :P
TehAmelie: this ape is great, get some
fragilepaper: @admiralmemo Ahhh, now you say that, I have Adams voice in my head with that quote!
m0nkeyrama: Playing chicken with a sniper :o
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AdmiralMemo: @fragilepaper Yeah, it was my very first Twitch clip I made. :D
fragilepaper: @admiralmemo good times
m0nkeyrama: You kobe'd that man right into that pillar
e_bloc: showlove115 everybody shoot your friend *clap clap clap clap clap clap clap *
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏
VoyRising: Are we going downstairs or upstairs?
m0nkeyrama: Down
VoyRising: What was the other new game?
TheManaLeek: Ooh this game looks so much better than the last one
AdmiralMemo: lrrAWW
TheMerricat: we are getting closer to the street level... that's neat.
PhoenixMelior: why does everybody in this high rise have a gun?
TehAmelie: it'll seem weird when we throw people out of the second floor and they still explode. . .
m0nkeyrama: Uh oh?
noSmokeFire: @PhoenixMelior because of the gorilla
VoyRising: @PhoenixMelior Everybody without a gun ran away.
Traion: So I gather we are a gorilla out for vengeance?
hippitybobbity: the jooks!
LordZarano: VoyRising, Left Alive
7gorobei: sir, you are clearly an orange soda ape
AdmiralMemo: @PhoenixMelior Not EVERYONE... a few people on the first few floors didn't. But at this point, they sent in the SWAT. :D
noSmokeFire: god I love the "falling out a building" noise
m0nkeyrama: Niiice
TheMerricat: Anyone remember the old Grape Ape cartoon? It was a Scooby Doo rip off but the Ape wasn't cowardly....
VoyRising: Are the floor layouts fixed or random?
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
AdmiralMemo: @VoyRising Seem fixed
TheMerricat: @VoyRising procedurally based levels
Fu4ow: @VoyRising it's a mix of some sort
m0nkeyrama: It does seem like a mix
AmeliaR: The floors seem fixed but enemies are random
BillTheCat: the layout of each floor is random too
LordZarano: Fixed per playthrough maybe?
Wodar9: Enemies might spawn in the same place but they move around?
m0nkeyrama: oops
e_bloc: that gorilla was one day away from his retirement
VoyRising: The checkpointing doesn't seem too bad.
Traion: This has definitely been made by someone who has seen the inside of a building before unlike other games we've seen on Wednesdays ;)
e_bloc: they would just need a jury of your peers
AdmiralMemo: Nah... they'll just kill you
TheManaLeek: Their human laws have no meaning
TehAmelie: we have literally nothing to lose
solahwin_tampramain: P shure they want to kill you
noSmokeFire: they'll string you up infront of a kangaroo court
TubeAlloy: Wow left alive must have been real bad huh? Did it totally break?
PhoenixMelior: that's why they're all shooting to kill I guess
hippitybobbity: law of the jungle, baby
e_bloc: seven other gorillas, four chimps and James
MagisterMystax: Laws don't apply to apes!
Wodar9: wow those game over screens are amazing
Himyul: Adam is only subject to the laws of nature
e_bloc: Kappa
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: get this primate an Attourney!
m0nkeyrama: Adam plz
AdmiralMemo: Wheeeeeeeeee
lucha_libro: but what about "APE LAW?"
KidSpanner: New death.
TheMerricat: This was definately better than Left Alive, Adam is even dying less often.
WonderfulGlory: Adam's not wrong about that. You can't actually have trials for animals
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m0nkeyrama: 7 stories up NotLikeThis
fragilepaper: lrrGREED
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
narset6691: i believe in you!
m0nkeyrama: Heeey Cam and raiders!
Traion: Cameron Raid!
ChroniclerC: seabatBRAIN
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hippitybobbity: i can smell the freedom
TheMerricat: RAID!!!!! Scatter!
AdmiralMemo: HAI CAM
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: hey it's our camrades
Wodar9: Got to bring you to APE COURT
TehAmelie: cam-raides?
ChroniclerC: Are we Ape Escaping?
resurrected_idiot: harambe's revenge mission
m0nkeyrama: So jumping out the window is bad :)
e_bloc: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Pteraspidomorphi: Aping Out
ritchards: It Is Ape Law!!!
TheMerricat: You are an Ape, you should have been able to survive that fall.
TubeAlloy: I legit thought he was grabbing the rope on the way down there :D
MilkInBag: ape rison
Wodar9: You have just never been to APE COURT
AdmiralMemo: If there's no such thing as Ape Court, Adam, then how do we have THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE?! lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: We're better than those stupid jokes
korvys: If there is no Ape court Adam, then why is it called the Law of the Jungle? Checkmate.
keymaster515: Harambe is now old news.
cheetoJack: EvilBadman since when
thesurfaceofthemoon: OK, but - like - what if there WAS an Ape court?
1losttheGame: Excuse you, I made one DansGame
AdmiralMemo: @korvys :D
korvys: @AdmiralMemo drift
Traion: Might be because Chat has more class than you Adam Kappa
fragilepaper: @admiralmemo DansGame
Inkompetence: Sure there's an Ape Court. Their Court of Appeals is bananas, though.
e_bloc: checkmate apetheists
m0nkeyrama: Isn't Gorilla Grod in charge of the Ape court?
MilkInBag: this is way better than GTA
IncredibleFrown: you can't have a court for the law of the jungle because there's a jurisdiction overlap with the rules of nature
ritchards: and now we see if this is an American building or UK building
AdmiralMemo: @e_bloc Get out (then come right back) :D
narset6691: if your on floor 1 u can jump out a window right?
m0nkeyrama: 1st floor!
e_bloc: @AdmiralMemo :D
MilkInBag: can you be criminally responsible if you go ape shit?
AdmiralMemo: Free Dumb!
m0nkeyrama: Oh, it totally is european
rocketjohn: They won't listen to you, you're an ape not a cop.
KidSpanner: Everyone in this office building is strapped, and that's suspicious as fuck.
AdmiralMemo: #StealthApe
weff47: better stealth game than Left Alive
IncredibleFrown: i can't believe this ape was an undercover agent all along
MrTheWalrus: Yeah, what kind of business is this, anyway?
m0nkeyrama: Poor civilians LUL
BillTheCat: riPepperonis
IncredibleFrown: the civvies have guns?
AdmiralMemo: @MrTheWalrus None of yours. Kappa
Boiler_bot: Johnny Five is Alive!
IncredibleFrown: big rip
TubeAlloy: Silly Adam, apes can't serpentine
Boiler_bot: Wait, different genre.
MilkInBag: sn ape killed dumbledore
m0nkeyrama: wowie, got sniped
Wodar9: what a shot!
AnAnonymousCheerer: anon50
IncredibleFrown: now i have a machine gun, ho ho ho
CamelAttack: Cats with thumbs!
WonderfulGlory: In 2019 the year of our lord, apes with guns
TehAmelie: knowing when to dodge 'em and when to punch 'em to bits is the tricky part, i guess
LordZarano: Apes with people with guns
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Jbeckfox: YAAAAY, 11months
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MAPBoardgames: Now I have a machinegun, ook ook ook!
MilkInBag: guns dont kill people, apes throwing people with guns kill people Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Bob and weave
Laserbeaks_Fury: Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
ritchards: big lobby
BillTheCat: oofa
MadameAdversary: Ah yes, the ape's natural urban predator, the shotgun.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "What do we do?" "We die..."
Jbeckfox: @LoadingReadyRun when did you guys get the new set?
e_bloc: ape got somethin' for that. and it goes rat-a-tat-tat
m0nkeyrama: This is the run!
Brok3nGol3m: Hopefully not something they'll try to remake. The original holds up
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rocketjohn: Wooooo!
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m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
IncredibleFrown: the god of apes
narset6691: yesssssss
MrTheWalrus: Nice.
Boiler_bot: YEAH
KidSpanner: I like the ones you throw who briefly live.
PhoenixMelior: GOD APE seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: successsss
BillTheCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NathanJay_GA: lrrGOAT
theneatestburrito: Got there!
MilkInBag: wouldnt you get gunned down by cops?
Traion: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
ZeroArcana: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
BillTheCat: who said it was a rhythm game?
MilkInBag: of course
weff47: It's got music?
m0nkeyrama: It 100% is not a rhythm game
KidSpanner: I imagine them thinking "I can't believe I survived" immediately before you punch them into a wall.
rocketjohn: So, what was the original new game that honked?
Boiler_bot: Checkmate cops
1losttheGame: Disk 2??
AmeliaR: You got shot down by the cops outside, you could hear it after you left the building
WonderfulGlory: The law of the jungle is the only one that applies here
e_bloc: fun fact: jurisdiction is latin for "the ape speaks"
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The_Bread_is_Delicious: I, for one, accept our new ape overlord.
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TehAmelie: dang, we did go to ape jail
Rockario: It's the old "Ape Escape" clause
Tiber727: The ape is a sovereign citizen.
m0nkeyrama: YO
Sektor88: YOOOO
m0nkeyrama: The infinite coffee loop is back!
RebekahWSD: BOMBS
MilkInBag: we need the bongo cat emote
e_bloc: sounds like they're trying to snare you
DentedPockets: @e_bloc Yes!
Boiler_bot: rocketjohn Left Alive, I think?
m0nkeyrama: This sure is a drumline
LordZarano: rocketjohn, Left Alive, it was really bad. Like Watch+Play bad
Traion: Wait were we inserted into this building via bomb? Are we a weapon now?
EvilBadman: We were improsined
BillTheCat: the bomb blew up your cage
Dhaunayne: what was the honk game?
m0nkeyrama: Just realized seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
e_bloc: are YOU naked?
Boiler_bot: LordZarano I hate that, because I love the old Front Mission series.
VoyRising: It's funny, it seems like enemies are a little easier to deal with above a certain density.
m0nkeyrama: Honk game was Left Alive
AdmiralMemo: doodlecheer100
VoyRising: Cuz you can grab more shields, and throw more of them into each other.
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AdmiralMemo: streamlabs100
thesurfaceofthemoon: pride50 I always knew you'd go ape on camera some day. :P
AdmiralMemo: bitboss100
m0nkeyrama: explosive barrels?
VoyRising: barrelsplosion
MAPBoardgames: Exploding barrels?
fragilepaper: Look at all these bits
rocketjohn: This Ape reminds me of The Librarian. He's the sort of motherbusser that would kill a motherbusser by throwing them at another motherbusser.
AdmiralMemo: (Trying new stuff I found out)
MilkInBag: admiralmemo are you ok
AdmiralMemo: @MilkInBag Yeah. I found hidden cheermotes and wanted to try them. :)
Eklinaar: what would happen if Adam went ape and Banana Cori showed up
VoyRising: Can you grab barrels?
m0nkeyrama: If we punch a barrel, does it blow up?
BloodnBullets: can you punch barrels?
TheR676767: can you throw the barrels a la dk
fragilepaper: @eklinaar Now thats a crapshot
thesurfaceofthemoon: @Eklinaar yeah, definitely a crapshot
Tiber727: This ape is on fire!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: might be able to tank a hit, looks like they flee if youre on fire
AdmiralMemo: This man is ON FIRE!
electric_claire: apes have thumbs, why can't you fire your own gun?
m0nkeyrama: But you can throw people into the barrels to blow them up, right?
Lithobraker: what was the honky game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Barrels should 100% be a gorilla's thing
monsieur_squirrel: Nintendo owns throwing barrels
m0nkeyrama: Galaxy Quest, what a great movie
m0nkeyrama: Left Alive @Lithobraker
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TheR676767: inb4 stutter
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, that sure was a room full of enemies
Lithobraker: It has a Luftrasers esque music as well!
Boiler_bot: So like, how long did it take before we quite Left Alive? Minutes?
Antipocalypse: man this is one of those games where I'd take it upon myself to stake out every single person on each level and kill all of them
e_bloc: hey Adam, that's my pick-up line Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Adam actually stuck with Left Alive for a while
m0nkeyrama: longer than expected, at least LUL
MAPBoardgames: looks like 1
Boiler_bot: Aww crap
PMAvers: Right in the butt
narset6691: who is insane enough to try and contain these war apes of devastation anyway
fragilepaper: *Narrators voice - he was never going to make it
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
e_bloc: sha sha sha sh---it
fragilepaper: LUL
Lithobraker: is the game entirely procedural generated or are there levels?
Traion: @narset6691 defence contractors? Trying to sell the "ultimate weapon"?
m0nkeyrama: There are levels
hippitybobbity: hollow knight is so good
EvilBadman: Napalm
Dhaunayne: alicia keys
m0nkeyrama: LUL
hippitybobbity: kings of leon
Rockario: King of Leon
TheR676767: it's n-APE-alm
PMAvers: They can't catch you when you're on fire. *taps forehead*
chickenace11: which song
Milambus: Apes of Leon
CaptainSpam: Could also do the old Daily Show theme song, Dog On Fire.
EvilBadman: Alicia Keys was girls is on fire, Kings of Leon was Sex is On fire
Rockario: Who was hearts on fire
Rockario: ?
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooo
m0nkeyrama: Nooooo
electric_claire: right in the butt
m0nkeyrama: Eye of the tiger BibleThump
Antipocalypse: lrrGREED
RebekahWSD: Dang, so close!
Boiler_bot: DAMN
BloodnBullets: eye of the tiger, bullet in the buttock
rocketjohn: That death screen is my new favourite thing in video games btw
A_Catastrophic_Success: They can’t catch you if you are on fire, but then you burn to death. Hmmm, quite the puzzle
StephenJM81: pacifist run?
TehAmelie: pretty funny how the humans run from the fire
Gilmanfrog: I feel like most people would run from a full grown, flaming silverback
7gorobei: so is getting lit on fire like getting the power pill in pacman?
PhoenixMelior: I want two runs of this at SGDQ, Any% and Pacifist%
Rockario: Eye of the tiger didn't work, so we need to upgrade to Rocky 4. "Apes on nfire"
BloodnBullets: @StephenJM81 does lighting yourself on fire count as pacifist? I know theres a precedent...
Boiler_bot: Where did all these dudes come from?!
StephenJM81: play it as a stealth game
StephenJM81: sneaky apes
m0nkeyrama: He was a stealth ape for a bit
A_Catastrophic_Success: They are police trying to stop a rampaging gorilla
RebekahWSD: That's how games work! They hear the desperation...and pounce!
e_bloc: somehow apes don't have high speech skills
m0nkeyrama: He becomes a stealth ape whenever he's a t 1hp LUL
e_bloc: it's because you're fucking signing "don't do it" while they're pointing an automatic rifle at you
EvilBadman: i'd absolutely program a game where if you said no into a microphone the enemy would hesitate, but only once a playthrough
fragilepaper: They go PLAT-PLAT-PLAT
Boiler_bot: EvilBadman I love it.
EvilBadman: I remember being able to use the mic in splinter cell to pull guards to you
m0nkeyrama: That's a neat feature
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Traion: I really like the damage indication in this
LordZarano: The blood trail is a great way to indicate health
Boiler_bot: Just walks into fire
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, this level is a long one
PhoenixMelior: Stealth Ape
m0nkeyrama: LUL
IncredibleFrown: i'm stiiiiiiiiill in a dreeeeaaaaaaam, ape eaterrrrrrrrr
m0nkeyrama: Stealth ape OP
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
vivalldii: what was the first new game?
electric_claire: "Don't shoot, I'm an endangered species!"
Boiler_bot: YES
Pteraspidomorphi: gj
m0nkeyrama: Next section!
Genderi: This is incredible
Traion: seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Left Alive @vivalldii
vivalldii: ah no idea what that is
ritchards: yeah... how is this a rhythm game?
Thandres: it couldnt mean something bad when bombs are coming right?
PhoenixMelior: did they just bomb a whole facility for an ape?
m0nkeyrama: It was awful @vivalldii
cuttlefishman: one try
Boiler_bot: Nice
cuttlefishman: I mean
Alephred: Flip the Ape over to continue.
cuttlefishman: its a pesky ape
hippitybobbity: ssha sha shaaaa
m0nkeyrama: Stealth master indeed
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior I think it's more the base is being sieged
azureHaights: Adam Stealthidan
thesurfaceofthemoon: End of side A? Is this game on vinyl?
Traion: Stealth Ape!
m0nkeyrama: All those explosions were very stealthy :)
EvilBadman: @thesurfaceofthemoon Yes, that's the aesthetic
TehAmelie: [Pollock intensifies]
xhres2: I want a screenshot of this level as a poster.
thesurfaceofthemoon: @evilbadman lol, I had somehow not picked that up yet
m0nkeyrama: Flamethrowers :o
PhoenixMelior: flamethrower ape
Ukon_vasara: so close
TheR676767: so the flamethrower guys are better to run from rather than grab?
m0nkeyrama: Is it bad I just realized that game over map says DEAD in big letters behind it?
fragilepaper: Thats quite bad Ramen
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Ukon_vasara: this monkey got the moves
Boiler_bot: Shoot
cuttlefishman: adam
m0nkeyrama: Footsie specialist btw
cuttlefishman: does this game make you... 'apey?
MilkInBag: 'Feels weird to not kill people' -Adam 2019
m0nkeyrama: Stealth Ape seabatTROG
TehAmelie: faster than fire
TehAmelie: just an ape and his will to survive♫
m0nkeyrama: The fire seabatHITBOX is surprisingly forgiving
mistborn83: me
MilkInBag: i cant get a refund :(
LairofLore: once in a while yeah
rocketjohn: Yus, occasionally.
cuttlefishman: this speedrun is going to be interesting
PhoenixMelior: of Left Alive? That's a shame
AmeliaR: I like the game, but don't play it much anymore
Genderi: Aww you were bleeding!
TehAmelie: it's high on my list of 50 or so games i'm trying to find the time to play
Genderi: Unless that was fire?
Ukon_vasara: who plays any game on the daily, theres like sooooooo many games competing for attention
Fracaswell: i would play it more if my pc could run it well
m0nkeyrama: Probably both @Genderi
Ukon_vasara: heck, this the third game we played this stream yeah?
Antipocalypse: i play nuclear throne on the daily...
e_bloc: I've been playing Persona 5 pretty much daily since I got it for christmas :/
1losttheGame: i play twitch on the daily seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: I don't know if gungeon really counts
m0nkeyrama: as a game today
MilkInBag: I've played red dead 2 for 3 months
PhoenixMelior: APE GOD
teknixtek: I find Fortnite players are typically daily players.
ritchards: will Adam finish in 15 minutes?
cuttlefishman: adam, get James to play this game
cuttlefishman: for one more
m0nkeyrama: BR people often play daily
m0nkeyrama: Right next to the door NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
teknixtek: But I think that's more along the lines of addiction.
AmeliaR: one
CobaltShurikenReborn: is this the new boshy?
m0nkeyrama: So close to victory
m0nkeyrama: I don't know if there's much that can even come close to boshy difficulty
PhoenixMelior: Touhou
TehAmelie: are you immune to more fire while you're on fire? that's sort of hax
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
RebekahWSD: Well my
m0nkeyrama: They're just casually dropping missiles :o
TheR676767: geeeeeze
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m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
PhoenixMelior: !findquote Ian
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LairofLore: when did the ape become such an issue we needed to employ airstrikes?
PhoenixMelior: thanks LRRbot, wasn't what I was looking for but that is appropriate
MilkInBag: the ape killed at least 100 men
m0nkeyrama: LUL
1losttheGame: War. War is hell.
cuttlefishman: that ape
m0nkeyrama: What a spawn
cuttlefishman: some ape
xantos69: !next
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DeathMinnow: Lol
sorinplaneswalker: @LairofLore nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure
Antipocalypse: wait are they bombing their own military camps to prevent this ape from getting out
m0nkeyrama: Yes
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Rhynerd: Is this still Fogue?
Antipocalypse: i was under the impression that the ape was escaping from a military base that some other nation is at war with
Rhynerd: *fugue
TheMerricat: @Antipocalypse Have you seen what this ape is capable of? I'd be bombing them too
PhoenixMelior: Rhynerd I think it's the last level yeah
m0nkeyrama: Adam's stealth ape is to strong, they can't handle it
Ukon_vasara: these fellas just trying to patrol and some ape decided to leave and now those men are Jackson Pollock paintings.
LairofLore: sorinplaneswalker that seems like a mildly extreme response to what I'm pretty sure is just a roided up gorilla
Ukon_vasara: these just kinda escalated from there
Rhynerd: If so then it was a bomb that freed our ape.
cuttlefishman: the bombs
cuttlefishman: have you not been seeing the bomobs the entire time
m0nkeyrama: The bomb seabatHITBOX is pretty large
cuttlefishman: bombs do drop in buildings though
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Clench_Eastwood: why are all these men filled with strawberry jam?
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sblue333: Hello!
azureHaights: Expecting to participate in one more, writes down "range on shotgun: ludicrous"
sblue333: Wait, am I subbed?
IncredibleFrown: wait, what bombs?
Ukon_vasara: did we just ignite a man by proxy?
1losttheGame: maybe twitch chat is bomb blind
m0nkeyrama: LUL
cuttlefishman: adam
cuttlefishman: you da bomb
m0nkeyrama: that bomb just goomba stopped him
PhoenixMelior: somebody set us up the bomb
Ukon_vasara: that bomb was on our side, just flattened that man
sblue333: Woah, thanks @TheMerricat for the sub gift! Idk when this happened but lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: You've got 7 minutes to burn out
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
TehAmelie: did the flame thrower guy burn himself out?
hippitybobbity: SKRRT
1losttheGame: APES OUT
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG ligerHype
m0nkeyrama: MAde it!
cuttlefishman: how did the ape
m0nkeyrama: Just in time!
cuttlefishman: blow up the entire base
RebekahWSD: :O
TehAmelie: in the jungle, the mighty jungle
PhoenixMelior: lrrHORN
MilkInBag: convincing
sorinplaneswalker: Adam: keep being awesome
Rockario: Awwwwwwww, Ape Out!
Diabore: is that new ink on your inner arm adam?
NathanJay_GA: thanks for the games, Adam :)
IncredibleFrown: ape at sea
MalBeam: ape's dropping at containers
Pteraspidomorphi: I liked it
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the games, Adam
m0nkeyrama: Even though the first one was traaash
Ukon_vasara: im thinking the bombs are someone else attacking the base, the ape just found its out and is taking it
TehAmelie: jeez the game was much longer than i thought
cuttlefishman: now kiss
m0nkeyrama: Byeee
1losttheGame: byeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream
Kramburger: NOW KISS
TheMerricat: Later Adam! Thanks for the fun!
Thandres: we left the ape alive :D
PhoenixMelior: #NowKiss
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's the previously freed apes
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Diabore: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Diabore: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
jolly_does_art: Hi chat! slytqHi
delta__vee: So you're saying lrrFINE ?
Brok3nGol3m: hiya @jolly_does_art ! katesWave
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
jolly_does_art: hi @Brok3nGol3m
AllyDistrict: Hey there friends allydiHello
jolly_does_art: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendan Greene's Bangkok Beatdown
kassy_13: yay is it pug time?
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL !
kassy_13: yay oe more time
kassy_13: pug!
DoctorOfBeard: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kassy_13: !sigal
kassy_13: lrrSIGNAL
Mangledpixel: seagull?
kassy_13: seagull for sure ^^
Mangledpixel: good
CastleOtranto: Flock of Seagulls?
Mangledpixel: or sock of fleagulls
kassy_13: asolutely
jolly_does_art: no james has better hair
puls3evo: Running away
SleepyArt: kaymindHI
azureHaights: Schlock of Feegulls
kassy_13: hi james
korvys: One more needs an intro
kassy_13: eveig chat
Diabore: hello?
Mangledpixel: that was longer than one second
Mangledpixel: :P
DoctorOfBeard: hi?
dr0ne00000: we can hear you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hello, James.
TehAmelie: hi!
kassy_13: eveig james
cuttlefishman: hello
jolly_does_art: hi James
korvys: I heard a Funko
AllyDistrict: Hey James!
kassy_13: sadly there are ames i ca't spell today :(
Mangledpixel: Discord is much louder than you, James, btw
tyranidd1: let's shoot some boi's!