ancientspark: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Unstable. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (14m from now).
Juliamon: Hm... close enough that I should probably go grab my beer now
DarkMorford noms on pizza
PhoenixMelior: I had shakshuka for dinner
Rockario: I always read that like the sound from the Ferris Beuller song
DarkMorford: !players
LRRbot: 8 March 2019: Our brave drafters tonight are Adam, Ben, Cameron, Graham, Ian, and Serge!
DarkMorford: Oh, this is gonna be good
DarkMorford: I guess G finally had to come up for air.
Harkzoan: Do you know what set they are drafting tonight?
Earthenone: unstable
CadoiPi: unstable
Harkzoan: oooh
BloodForTheCorelab: come up from what?
Harkzoan: The editing mines
BloodForTheCorelab: is that like the common mines?
CadoiPi: Australia
Earthenone: i think he just beat kathleen at rock paper scissors this evening
CadoiPi: RPS is a serious tactical game
DarkMorford: Pokemon TCG when? Kappa
azureHaights: After they figure out what Pot of Greed does. lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: they finally agreed to yugioh. dont confuse them with more demands!
Earthenone: :)
DarkMorford: Maybe they can start by figuring out what Jar of Greed does, then move up to the pot.
cheetoJack: If someone is trapped inside a jar of greed do you save them
m0nkeyrama: This draft is going to be so fun! seabatTROG benginDab
Earthenone: unless its adam
Awexdio: Welp, got some Whiskey, and a stream to watch. I'm set for tonight
m0nkeyrama: People trapped in jars don't get saved seabatSEAL
Harkzoan: James would save you
m0nkeyrama: fair point
Juliamon: Got me a Dunkin' coffee porter. Ready for silliness.
Rockario: If Zelda has taught me anything it's that jars are valuable, so I need to take the jar and then only let you out when you would be helpful or I need to put something else in it
gnome_friend: !next
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gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
Freezerassasin: !next
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gnome_friend: !smash
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DarkMorford: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
azureHaights: Screw that, put NOW! shipping in Smash
m0nkeyrama: Challenging chat :o
chickenace11: Lrrbot no
Earthenone: isent that what direct download is for? :P
DontpingmePlayz: Who dares challenge chat
Earthenone: james, usualy
chickenace11: Chat challenges chat right now
Rockario: Chat: can we make it to the start of the stream without typing !next?
chickenace11: no
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Juliamon: We did
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cheetoJack: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Unstable. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (4s ago).
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m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL benginHi seabatBRAIN
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Freezerassasin: the same person that dares bargle with Yargle
PhoenixMelior: Rockario you don't hang out in offstream chat all that often do you
KitteyWolf: nubbHand nubbTT nubbT excited for this
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Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART glhf lrrHEART
chickenace11: !findquote challenge
LRRbot: Quote #4522: "Never challenge chat, they'll lrrEFF you up." —Cameron [2017-11-28]
Rockario: @PhoenixMelior I'm here quite often, that's why it's a challenge lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: LUL
chickenace11: Lrrbot on point as always
DontpingmePlayz: Does anyone in chat now what brand of dice they use on friday night paper fight
djalternative: Let's Get Reeeeeaaaaaddddy FOR UNSTABLE!!!!!!!!!!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for an UNSTABLE DRAFT! | It’s the FRIDAY NIGHT PAPER FIGHT. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1LoTnTVAAAO-ev.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1104200289874112512
theonlyangelx: theonl45Heart
m0nkeyrama: This is such a good draft group PogChamp
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: 8 March 2019: Our brave drafters tonight are Adam, Ben, Cameron, Graham, Ian, and Serge!
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mastershake29x: 43 months of support seems pretty stable to me
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colinoclock: whaddup!
zuchen_120: Yaaaa booooi! Unset hype!
hajnal_endot: bored in a salon, let's go
Skasher4430: hey how is chat doing today
colinoclock: planeswalker! every! pack! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
bl1ghtn1n6: This'll be fun
chaostreader: lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART
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colinoclock: sorry already on war of the spark hype
chickenace11: Unset "block" draft that is an FNPF idea
aerohydra: just me, new path of exile league and loading ready run for this friday night
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ozone1304: I'm not actually that familiar with unsets
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Lettuce_Toast: On the dot
mastershake29x: @ozone1304 you're in for a wild ride then
m0nkeyrama: Unstable is full of shenanigans
hajnal_endot: FUCK, my streak
mjfsixteen: hell yeah! catch the stream before seeing captain marvel
Terrormind_80: yeet
ujai321: is this inspired by the unstable pack opened in TTC in one of the last episodes?
TheM8: ooh a live one!
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bl1ghtn1n6: @colinoclock I knew about the prerelease promos, but is that true as well?
tehcrashxor: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:05. lrrSPOT
theonlyangelx: oki chat, imma lurk and just watch
eggsucculent: yes! unstable is so much fun in draft
Magnumsrule: whooo i finally had time for a lrrmtg stream
NanashiSword: Here we go!
theonlyangelx: love y'all
Juliamon: hajnal_endot it's been glitching a lot this month, you probably still have it!
tehcrashxor: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #1750: "She's dead in Australia. I talked with her through the magic radio." —Ian [2016-02-09]
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Dryhad: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
themightybucch: Ugh, now I really want to find some people to play my Unstable cube.
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Multra0: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: Helloooo
DontpingmePlayz: cheer50 hey lrr what kind of idce do you use for friday night paper fight i mean what brand and can you purchase them and where
NanashiSword: Things about to get unstable in here
Magnumsrule: theres a lot more people here than i expected
weff47: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
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Damp_Rice: this hype is just for Ian
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lorilyric1389: slytqHi benginHisergeHi
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gnome_friend: I haven't been able to catch a stream the past few months due to being on the other side of the world, but it's always nice to see a LRR stream
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That_One_Rabbit: yeeeessss
MuffinsOnAHill: Perfectly planned and coordinated.
lorilyric1389: slytqHi sergeHi benginHi
RayFK: Good
mastershake29x: nicely done paul
RayFK: This is good
m0nkeyrama: Solid start LUL
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART
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Mrjugglingbear: Unstable magic times!
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HazaTheRaider: Friday Night Improv Fight?
tehcrashxor: YES!
Mithgar: Yay for Professionals!
mjfsixteen: sergeHi sergeFriend sergeHeart
azureHaights: @RayFK It a Jeej!
ThePerrBearr: UNSTABLE!
RockPusher: benginTry
MostCallMe__Tim: Holy crap, Graham exists, I feel I haven't seen him in ages
chickenace11: Nice paul
lilyoswald: this is super exciting
chickenace11: keep it
Science_and_Magic: PAUL!
RayFK: azureHaights It meeeeee
coelopteryx: powerful paul
Science_and_Magic: WELL DONE!
Aarek: benginTry
offbeatwitch: it wingdings time
TheWarbo: UNS TABLE!
xhres2: riot!
zuchen_120: Awww I miss Kathleen! But I still like all you all!
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ValhallanKnight: Well, already off to a good start. Can't wait to see what gets drafted!
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m0nkeyrama: This set is awesome
Phailhammer: Well, now that Cam's said it... lrrBEEJ
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Unstable. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (4m ago).
PhoenixMelior: aww, I had hoped for Theros block/Triple Khans
ujai321: who is the office spike?
DiscordianTokkan: There's a reason why Unstable was the first set-cube I made
Magnumsrule: conspiracy is better for draft than unstable not gonna lie...
Earthenone: kathleen
Earthenone: :P
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chaostreader: The new set Unsettling.
That_One_Rabbit: i honestly agee though
azureHaights: cheer50 Unstable/Shadows/Homelands draft when?
RayFK: Still too lazy to get my laptop
RayFK: But CK is here
Karfsma778: Being a spike doesn't have to mean you're good
CrookedSidewalks: Paul, you’re the absolute greatest!
tehcrashxor: Card Kindom Dot Com! A Duchy of Value!
seth_erickson: My friend has an unstable cube and it's great
RockPusher: rayfkKing
prufrock1977: I turned my box of Unstable into a cube.
Pharmacistjudge: well, being a spike merely means you prioritize winning. it doesn't mean you actually do win
Despoiler98: a Barony
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Baldrash: I like duchy.
Lettuce_Toast: A county of cardboard
PhoenixMelior: Card Kingdom, the bones of trees and the skins of beasts!
m0nkeyrama: rayfkKing rayfkKing
RayFK: GRAHAM NO
jonasjonIV: march. topical
RayFK: PLS NO
PhoenixMelior slaps table
chickenace11: A palace of paper
DontpingmePlayz: a home of cards
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ujai321: paul, stah
ujai321: p
eggsucculent: I'll have to watch the VOD, see y'all in 2-4 days
Baldrash: Ooh, County of Cardboard is STRONG.
wtrob: A palace of cardboard
m0nkeyrama: Paul was doing the lord's work
Pharmacistjudge: @RayFK get rekt
A1_Saucy: Card Kingdom where even the Serfs are Jesters and Nobles
volraths_bane: Liking Mill and being a Spike seems Antithetical
Krokaar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
Krokaar: 14months, no better way to celebrate than unstable!
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Despoiler98: a castle of cardstock
coelopteryx: paul's power continues to increase
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Paul
tauntaunking: Adam looking swole
Rogtilop: Unstable is such a sick draft set
RockPusher: guyjudgePoml lrrSLOTH guyjudgePomr
zerg539: A Duchy of Decks
offbeatwitch: Suspiciously Fast Shippers
hajnal_endot: be glad paul seems to be a merciful god
Lettuce_Toast: A fiefdom of fantasy
tehcrashxor: !findquote scry
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
drfox17: unstable draft!?
cheetoJack: You know what tech we need? Face tracking tech that can put emojis over faces
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jcorven120: Thanks for 2.5 years of laughs and goofs
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azureHaights: Card Kingdom sponsors this Unstable Draft: From Seattle To The Squirrels
drfox17: oooooh
Karfsma778: IS. Is CK owned by Suspiciously Fast Movers/Loans?
bl1ghtn1n6: I need that
CardKingdom: NOTE: You CAN NOT replace our URL with Emoji
CardKingdom: It won't work
Phailhammer: Card Kingdom dot com: A Duchy of Paper. lrrBEEJ
drfox17: i am excite for this
edburke37: MAGIC HYPE
Dryhad: Card Kingdom: They definitely don't have an series of clone-operated teleporters to ship cards, why would you think that?
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Snip lunarj1Heart lunarj1Snip
CaptainSpam: Paul is a neutral god. The most dangerous kind.
Uzumaki15: Welp...I need to find cards to buy, I want that button
offbeatwitch: heather_irl
lorilyric1389: they have portals
grgriffin3: Skull-searches never mean good things.
Earthenone: !patreon
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Jwal1983: 36 Planeswalkers Y'all
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness, Jordan resorting to getting on the CK account?
HazaTheRaider: WE did this
TheWarbo: lrrWOW lrrWOW
grgriffin3: Me!?
Baldrash: We did this?
coriolis_storm: Uh-oh... lrrAWW
ujai321: oh, avenir did get to bone, that's right
Karfsma778: I did this!
TehAmelie: oh hi
Diabore: this is pour fault
RayFK: Pharmacistjudge My backpack was closer than I usually have it
SmashTCG: Sup LRR, I
Lettuce_Toast: You did this? I did this...
TheWarbo: ewe
SmashTCG: me?
Diabore: our*
m0nkeyrama: LUL nice @RayFK
SmashTCG: OHH unstable!
PsychoSeahorse123: Me?
kingshadow2442: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
NanashiSword: weirddddd
CadoiPi: none of these people are maro
ratxprince: yay! i finally have good enough internet to watch this live!
grgriffin3: Unstable? Weird? NEVER.
CardKingdom: Unstable is a fair and balanced format Kappa
chickenace11: I saw those airquotes serge
Earthenone: time to play the video!
NanashiSword: is saying it mildly
ReverseCreations: Rules Lawyer Hype!
RainbowPhoenix06: Yay unstable draft!!!
EncanisMal3k: Yessss
coriolis_storm: Beeeeen a whiiiiilllleeee....
DiscordianTokkan: Perfectly Cromulent mechanics
Pharmacistjudge: I haven't really interacted with unstable since the unstable PPR(ish)?
m0nkeyrama: Oh neat! The judge video!
azureHaights: Pre...re-release
Baldrash: Ooh, good idea!
Karfsma778: It's a perfectly Cromulent Format
grgriffin3: Oooh, we goin' old school!
colinoclock: hooray!
DoodlestheGreat: I believe the correct term is: WHACK-ASS
kamelion84: lrrWOW
wtrob: Slaying mantis mvp
RockPusher: Handiest Dandiest Judge sergeHeart
TehAmelie: i will say i've spent more time reading the rules for Unstable than playing it
NanashiSword: Judge!
colinoclock: love the judge videos
tauntaunking: "Comdey"
PsychoSeahorse123: Hey that’s right I haven’t played unstable. Thanks Lrr!
CadoiPi: "comedy"
Karfsma778: SERGE!
zerg539: The Post-pre-release
m0nkeyrama: Hello past Serge!
colinoclock: lrrJUDGE
coriolis_storm: Yeah for the POWER of ARCHIVING!
kamelion84: lrrJUDGE
grgriffin3: RTFC, everyone!
coelopteryx: serge's costume change speed is Incredible
MostCallMe__Tim: At least if Avinir dies, he doesn't die a virgin. In fact, depending on Rin, His genes might be passed on
hajnal_endot: serge traveled through time
Hingadora: Good reuse of assets!
SmashTCG: Ironicly your last foray into this set, you had MARO as Final say on Rules
Lettuce_Toast: I hope somebody drafts rules lawyer
CardKingdom: Allow us to rant for a sec, Very Cryptic Command caused the most headaches of any Magic card EVER for us.
CardKingdom: That card, was absolute misery
ujai321: wait, constructed!?
TehAmelie: more than Spike Tournament Grinder?
Science_and_Magic: Does anyone actually play constructed Unstable?
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DiscordianTokkan: @CardKingdom I can imagine!
HazaTheRaider: time to crank it lrrBeej
Karfsma778: @ujai321 there is Un-constructed.
mastershake29x: @Science_and_Magic it was officially legal in commander for like a month
A1_Saucy: Nelly has so much hair!
m0nkeyrama: Wingding sub :o
radioshackraider: Man I love Unstable. I really want to draft it again
LoadingReadyRun: Unstable: The WotC hates my card recognizer Set
chickenace11: @mynthio didn't you do that in Serges chat earlier this week and got a timeout for it?
Lettuce_Toast: Constructed unstable doesn't seem in the spirit of the set but I still think it would be fun
drfox17: uuuuhhhhh spike, Scheherazade?
CardKingdom: LoadingReadyRun We feel your pain
RealGamerCow: oh god, I forgot how much I didn't like this mechanic.
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m0nkeyrama: Oh jeez
m0nkeyrama: The card reader NotLikeThis
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m already confused. Good thing I’m not playing :)
KitteyWolf: the poor card reader
TruTrashMan: I like the system where every third turn I do EVERYTHING
mynthio: That was a cheer, but yes. Here I can withou being timed out though.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh. this is complicated shit
colinoclock: gonna a some q's tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi chat
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TehAmelie: tbh i thought contraptions was underwhelming for the huge amount of extra mechanics it involves
chickenace11: @mynthio Nice
ReverseCreations: So, Everyone's going to pull Rules Lawyer right??
hajnal_endot: shahrazad just nests the overlay, clearly
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Baldrash: Host and Augment, the "I wanna play relatively normal Magic" archetype.
Lettuce_Toast: Sharazad is probably my favourite mtg moment
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ninja man
Dryhad: Perfectly normal creatures
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's great
gameboy350: "Augment only at- oh never mind"
jonasjonIV: I am excited.
m0nkeyrama: I'd forgotten just how odd some of these mechanics were
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mynthio: It is a different message this time.
DiscordianTokkan: Ninja Maaaaan
colinoclock: ninjaman!
ParadoxxMuse: never heard of a ninja man before
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cool
azureHaights: Oh wait, the Augment Overlay! Forgot about that!
theneatestburrito: Take me by the hand?
EncanisMal3k: Ninjam'n
eye_h_bar: Host/Augment is one of the best mechanics in recent Magic sets
SmashTCG: Oh my God. everyone of the planeswalkers in WAR is new "They’re all new cards."-maro on twitter
Dryhad: Does whatever a ninja can
gameboy350: M'Ninja
hajnal_endot: does whatever a ninja can or is extremely the night?
SmashTCG: im loseing my mind about this set
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, really? @SmashTCG
TehAmelie: heh, Paul even made up a sub-game overlay on the fly, if memory serves
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right. neat
SmashTCG: Yeah!
CadoiPi: @SmashTCG also one in each pack!!!
SmashTCG: I KNOW
ParadoxxMuse: Manja
SmashTCG: im loseing it over here
wolf2012pack: "you don't get any freaky chimera" LOL
Lettuce_Toast: planeswalker in every pack? Whoa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait. Last strike actually exists
m0nkeyrama: wow, wots will be nuts
A1_Saucy: secret Ninja-man, secret Ninja man. they've given you a power and toughness, and took away your CMC
sir_jack_DB: I'm just excited for more Arlinn Kord
colinoclock: dying to see how every pack planeswalker will play out
TehAmelie: A+ song
coriolis_storm: Any bets on how many subgames we'll get?
Earthenone: 0 subgames
gameboy350: Is shaharazad still in the room?
Lettuce_Toast: I'm hoping we go 3 games deep this time
chickenace11: I think 4 subgames
djalternative: I'm hoping for a double sub game
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theRomanoid: last strike is best strike
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Karfsma778: -1 subgames
RassilonDND: I hope someone brought a jitte
colinoclock: 3 plneswalkers in every draft deck. 5 color super friends in limited
GoblinRanger: kaboom
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SmashTCG: i will ACTUALLY freak if we have to get sub table Camera for enter the dungone
Diabore: odds we come back and theyre half way through pack one?
chickenace11: Crossbreed labs = non Ravnican Simic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm seeing why everyone was so excited for this
KitteyWolf: the cross breed labs are very ravnia now. sadly we dont have augments or hosts
superbloodwolfmoon: God, this set was so fun.
TruTrashMan: PICK ME
Znazl: BEEJ
EncanisMal3k: I have so much love for this game, I wish I had a more...thr
gameboy350: Real gamers pick then judge promo watermark
colinoclock: yayayayaya
m0nkeyrama: I don't remember what the different archetypes were for unstable
TheWarbo: Paul gonna play?
EncanisMal3k: *thriving limited scene
Diabore: REL:maro
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheWarbo: Wait
TruTrashMan: Chat can thoughtseize people in this set, right?
m0nkeyrama: Hello again
Koshindan: It's
SydPreviouslyHeadache: PFFT Ben
CavemanKellen: are we going to see a Shahrazad played today?
RassilonDND: I'm curious if Serge will pop in at the end of the video to supercede himself as a superjudge
Pharmacistjudge: Hold on...
tehcrashxor: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
DiscordianTokkan: I love the "person outside of game" mechanics
colinoclock: hhahaha
DoctorCactus: Judge! There is not judge!
TheOtherTrevor: Serge is going to do his best
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chickenace11: REL: superlaxed
MaskedBeeX: Laxed
A_Dub888: Axed
Dr_fragenstien: things are going to get weirder
Karfsma778: REL:?????????????
NanashiSword: and we don't even have maro to consult this time
Fruan: Do you have MaRo's home phone number?
TheWarbo: Chat is outside the game! Chat is outside the game!
Blasteg: anything goes!
azureHaights: Things are gonna get WEIRD.... ZETA!
SmashTCG: REL????
ThePerrBearr: not REL:AXED. just relaxed
mlesondak: just bought a deckbuilders tool kit...not sure if im gonna understand this lol
DiscordianTokkan: REL:inquished
GoblinRanger: nice cam
Diabore: i stand by REL:maro
coelopteryx: again serge's powerful costume change time. and teleportation
Earthenone: !card relinquished
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ujai321: i would be thrilled if this was judged at competitive REL
rzrdrgn: REL:ease
EOstby: This is "Someone get Maro on the phone, just in case."
m0nkeyrama: RELinquished
coriolis_storm: So relaxed, Nelson isn't even here!
colinoclock: REL:kea
m0nkeyrama: Nice
A_Dub888: !findquote wierd
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CadoiPi: @colinoclock my guess is the planeswalkers will be like 3 mana liliana from m19, very narrow and requiring synergy
superbloodwolfmoon: REL: iquary
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jonasjonIV: no rules! Only Cam!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rules Enforcement Level: ished
Baldrash: You mean we don't have MaRo on speeddial?
turn1thotseize: Ima have to catch the vod
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: no one expects the Spanish relinquishsition
ujai321: does adam not have a mic at all?
Pharmacistjudge: I'll yell at you as much as i'm able...i am working right now
Diabore: right foil tokens
djalternative: REL:INQUISHED is the best card in YuGiOh
RassilonDND: rules enforcement level: imaginary
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take the lands!
colinoclock: wasnt there a shaharazard double game in theee?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh wow. cool
mastershake29x: REL:seriously?
azureHaights: Serge just rolls over and gives up at judging Unstable, he judges it at REL:inquished
CavemanKellen: really want a Shahrazad played
Lettuce_Toast: Rigger is a very good start to a contraptions deck
colinoclock: yes!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
Dr_fragenstien: LUL you gotta
DiscordianTokkan: GOT THERE
gralamin: DO IT BEN
Fruan: DO IT
Lucifer9783: Lands stay in packs?
TruTrashMan: BEN
EOstby: DO IT
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think you have to Ben
TruTrashMan: YOUR TIME HAS COME
TehAmelie: REL:ative
djalternative: DeWitt Ben
MuffinsOnAHill: It's the only choice, Ben.
Krokaar: The MEMES
A_Dub888: Good lord, Ben's got some spice
colinoclock: oh damn and those lands too
Uzumaki15: Someone force storm
cairns6: what pack is thyis?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is this the set with the Vanilla mythic rare?
jonasjonIV: do it
zeraxilim: gotta take the kindslaver
Dryhad: You can't not, Ben!
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NanashiSword: storm
colinoclock: never got to draft this
viridimayai: BEN YOU COWARD!
Hingadora: Value draft the basic lands?
wtrob: Crow storm is my favorite card in the set
kingoftuesdaynight: Take the basic.
eye_h_bar: This is pack 1 pick 1
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yes, infinity elemental i think?
MuffinsOnAHill: STORM!
Lettuce_Toast: do it for the MEME
Science_and_Magic: STORM!
chickenace11: REL : laxofrules
A1_Saucy: It's Gandalf!
djalternative: We wanna see Paul play some magic
MaskedBeeX: The person you choose will bus you over, pick the crow LUL
m0nkeyrama: YO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES! Thank you mastershake29x oh i'm excited. i hope to see it
TruTrashMan: We ain't here to win we her to cast overcosted funny stuff
Lettuce_Toast: YEET
kingoftuesdaynight: Yes!
TruTrashMan: PEER PRESSURE
m0nkeyrama: YESSSS Ben benginDab benginDab
ujai321: doing it
Fugi: YESSSS
Science_and_Magic: NO! but the Crow Storm!
angreesloth: Ben no, THE VALUE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Really? I was thinking of the other card
BleedingToast: benginHi hello
MuffinsOnAHill: Not that one! Be one with the crows!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *for Bens choice
Harkzoan: Serge pivoting on the pack 1 pick 1
Earthenone: !card peer pressure
LRRbot: Peer Pressure [3U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. If you control more creatures of that type than each other player, you gain control of all creatures of that type.
Gekyouryuu: hello, friends. I just split for 1st in my FNM draft
Mastertoenail: NOOOOOO BEEEEEN NOOOOOOOO
coriolis_storm: lrrAWW lrrFRUMP
Fruan: I love this set so much. I have a box of it on my shelf and no one to draft it with.
ThePerrBearr: remember chat, don't name the cards cam and ben are looking at
kingshadow2442: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
TheWarbo: I'm a pier?
Dr_fragenstien: that one was a huge bomb iiirc
m0nkeyrama: It does seem good, Cam
Dryhad: The crows will remember this
DiscordianTokkan: It's a solid card
silvalunae: OMG UNSTABLE??
Decahawk: I bet serve got blurry beeble and misread it
hajnal_endot: @gekyouryuu rad
azureHaights: Bad advice: challenge the chat... to play out Kindslaver.
RealGamerCow: That can't be right, Cameron drafting red?
Blasteg: Serge passed a Rules Lawyer and is upset
silvalunae: yaaaaas
Lettuce_Toast: It certainly does some good stuff!
angreesloth: Cam, that is very good. but it is the FUNNEST option!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: If Ben get's stormed out i'm going to laugh
CrookedSidewalks: I get to be Ben’s Peer? I am honored!
djalternative: I literally drafted this last week
haseo_sora: I heard him call us pairs... as in the fruit
m0nkeyrama: There's always a lot of reading involved with an unset
eye_h_bar: Do it Cam!
wolf2012pack: Reading the card does NOT explain these cards. Kappa
colinoclock: or half of a card
m0nkeyrama: Yess Cam
A_Dub888: Do it Lauder!
thalanir: do it Cam!
m0nkeyrama: Go for the greeeeed
Baldrash: Abandon all plans, go blue!
chickenace11: Do it cam live the dream
Science_and_Magic: Which card sucks in the play group?
Damp_Rice: cam, ou just have to believe in yourself
one_last_time_: We can splash for that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't get married to your p1p1?
Dryhad: Do it Cam. It's your brand
m0nkeyrama: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Karfsma778: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
djalternative: It isn't splashing on pick 2
Fruan: Reading the card just raises further questions about the card
Taveena: Okay I got here late but I super do not understand how drafts work.
MaskedBeeX: Cam just go Izzet. It's your destiny
zuchen_120: The triple strike thing doesn’t trample if it already kills a blocking creature, right?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk I've NEVER played with this set so i'm real glad I could catch this
Uzumaki15: Stay open, draft artifacts
m0nkeyrama: Oh myy
offbeatwitch: we can build red/blue right,
Lettuce_Toast: good choice
ThorSokar: my money is on that card doesn't make it past serge
A_Dub888: !findquote nut
LRRbot: Quote #2529: "I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?" —Graham [2016-05-16]
DiscordianTokkan: A beefy splash. A bouillon cube sized splash from two feet above the bowl
Dr_fragenstien: I like what cam's putting together
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Hope someone Spikes another Sherazade
TehAmelie: you take a card and pass the pile, mostly
Karfsma778: Absolutely
theonlyangelx: hand Cam
BloodForTheCorelab: maybe cam just never trims them?
djalternative: I build Izzet Contraptions in draft last week but I'm confident Cam can play it better than me
F1SHOR: your nails are fine cam :)
m0nkeyrama: Your nails are fine SeemsGood
mastershake29x: @Taveena each player opens a pack and chooses a card, then passes the remainder to their left, repeat until all cards in the pack are gone, then do it for 2 more packs (pass right for pack 2), then build deck from those cards plus basic lands
Koshindan: Two times makes a tradition.
Znazl: and ben didn't paint his * AUDIBLE GASP*
colinoclock: great hands
silvalunae: cam your nails are better than mine
offbeatwitch: t u r n t
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Turn down for what?
Taveena: @mastershake29x thank you so much!
theonlyangelx: your nails are fine, but you deserve a nice manicure Cam!
LoganAura: Ooooh unstable!
boristhewizard: Feet cam draft when?
Dr_fragenstien: turn down for nut!
offbeatwitch: wtf "box of free range goblins" is such a good card title
F1SHOR: that means its great G :P
kingoftuesdaynight: @boristhewizard LUL
Karfsma778: Cam, take the base
DoodlestheGreat: Graham, just remember: Any plan where you lose your hat is a BAD PLAN.
TehAmelie: the card names, the card art, there's jokes everywhere
Fruan: Every time I draft this set I go 4+ colour augment to keep myself open for an Urza. It's never happened.
TruTrashMan: Wait do we have a "Spikeboard" set aside just in case?
djalternative: spell suck = great
drfox17: do we have the other judge videos, in the event of rules lawyer?
darkerwater: I have a question why does Paul never play magic with you guys
MuffinsOnAHill: What's in the Box!!!
RassilonDND: truth be told, if I had 100 bucks laying around I would buy up a playset of those lands (24 of each basic)
MaskedBeeX: Cam goin' Golbins
m0nkeyrama: I wish I knew the set well enough to tell what these cards do
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love Cam going through this
m0nkeyrama: based on art
HazaTheRaider: i think signalling only works if people know what the signals mean
A_Dub888: !advice
LRRbot: Box box box.
Lettuce_Toast: Live you best life, cam!
DiscordianTokkan: This IS the set to do dumb things, Cameron!
UnknownGerm: the lines of thought that Unstable brings
Hingadora: @Taveena Everyone opens a pack, then picks a card and sets it in their pile. They pass that pack off to one direction and get another batch of cards for their next pick. When the piles run out, they open a second pack, and then a third.
Dryhad: Dare to be stupid!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Idk what he's going through, but I'm loving him doing it
zerg539: Cameron is signalling himself out
F1SHOR: cams getting unstable early :P
silvalunae: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
Decaped: shaharazad is no longer on premises right?
Bugberry: The Unstable PPR was my first introduction to LRR.
prufrock1977: I’m so glad he noticed
tehcrashxor: According to Robin Hansen, *everything* is signalling.
Earthenone: rewarded
A_Dub888: #SIGNAL
Znazl: TEETH
gralamin: DO IT CAM
offbeatwitch: LOL it got passed to cam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: It made it through to cam?
gameboy350: do it cam
Lettuce_Toast: Easy pick for cam but... the meme
Juliamon: darkerwater someone's gotta run tech, and Heather's streaming at home right now.
DoodlestheGreat: @drfox17, I believe in the event of confusion, the players will go with whatever is sillier.
TehAmelie: oh yeah, Urza the Internet connected card was the big one that never got played last time
colinoclock: there are no stupid draft picks (with they right other draft picks to go after)
NINJAmumyRAMSES: Do it Cam!!
tehcrashxor: Yes Cam! Do it! CAW!
grgriffin3: Cam do it yes
zerg539: Keyword got cam
Sorteur: DO IT CAM
Taveena: Do it.
one_last_time_: Take it
UnknownGerm: yes okay, he has the best riggers, but he has no contraptions
Mastertoenail: YES CAM! DO IT CAM!
silvalunae: WE CAN MAKE SUPPORT FOR IT
CrookedSidewalks: CAMERON DO NOT!
offbeatwitch: let ben have it
one_last_time_: DO THE THING
TheWarbo: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
Lettuce_Toast: Just keep signalling, cam!
Despoiler98: ITS ONLY PACK ONE
andydamage: i hope we see a rules lawyer
radioshackraider: @RassilonDND Aren't Unstable Basics like $2 a copy? You'd ce looking at about $500 for a full set
PhoenixMelior: I mean, just do it.
colinoclock: we will support you!
Mechsican: so yes or no on shaarazad again?
chickenace11: DON"T DO IT CAM
Dr_fragenstien: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you have OUR support Cam!
Ukon_vasara: tbf chat is wrong
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Are there?
MuffinsOnAHill: Have faith in the bird god and support will come.
CadoiPi: @LRRbot how dare you say that about chat
Lettuce_Toast: Good choice
silvalunae: give him the stick, don't give him the stick
Karfsma778: Take the good cards
DiscordianTokkan: Cam made a good choice, imo
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chat is never wrong. Chat is always wrong.
djalternative: Who thinks Ben is going to open another Rules Lawyer?
m0nkeyrama: Yee
kingoftuesdaynight: That's such a good card ben
F1SHOR: thats the point ben the whole set is ridiculous :P
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babikbalint: Did cam take it chat? I had to refresh
silvalunae: chat is only not wrong when chat acknowledges they're always wrong
colinoclock: chat is always chat, chat is never chat
Lettuce_Toast: I like cam's picks so far
aesir_blade: You can do the boring version of side quest
nin12347: the only time i have drafted this i got six magic words
silvalunae: when chat is not chat, chat is teeth
Fruan: TEETH
LoganAura: I vaguely recall Mark saying you could technically pick yourself but it wasn't in the "spirit" of unstable.
electroswagnetism: TEETH
SmashTCG: !sidequest
kingoftuesdaynight: @nin12347 THE VALUE
thalanir: Honestly hope we get to resolve a Shahrazad again, was certainly entertaining last time
djalternative: It technically does work on your own game but it's not in the spirit as mark said back at the PPR @LoadingReadyRun
coriolis_storm: There's no on-screen deckbuild, correct?
RassilonDND: @radioshackraider 125 basics (5 x 25) x 2 is roughly 250. didn't know the price had gone up to almost half the price of a pack now.
Mewr11: IIRC Mark said that your own game is a Silver-bordered game that you can see
CadoiPi: cam forcing storm?
zerg539: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Blasteg: question: if you are in a subgame, can you side quest to your main game?
m0nkeyrama: Payloads incoming PogChamp
darkerwater: I know but I do wish one day I see Paul play one game of magic
sivakrytos: pieces of the puzzle isn't in this format, ben
Thatwasademo: enablers? like chat?
grgriffin3: Spell Succ
radioshackraider: This draft has reminded me that I need to buy out Magic Word.
RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun while I'm here, good work on the podcast set - it looks and sounds great lrrAWESOME (I take it Graham got microphone ideas from Jacob :D )
Dr_fragenstien: I'm hoping to see summon the pack
HazaTheRaider: dispatch just seem sweet
MaskedBeeX: If I start playing an Unstable match, will the Sidequest be able to go all the way across the country to me? the8bitDerp
DiscordianTokkan: Payload Enablers. Payloadblers
mastershake29x: @darkerwater he did play in a highlander challenge a few months ago
colinoclock: a 'Paul' has been called!
TruTrashMan: I'm hoping for one of three outcomes if there's a spike. A sharazad is in the building OR someone has to fish something neat out of a canlander deck on premesis, OR they have a glass box that says "break in case of spike" and it's just full of chaos orbs
TehAmelie: i don't believe Sharazad is the weirdest we can do with Spike
MaskedBeeX: Cam going red deck wins it seems
Vyous: side quest can target your own game iirc
dialMforMara: @RockPusher why was North 100 so echoy though?
RassilonDND: i miss spiking into jitte.
Koshindan: @LoadingReadyRun Is Sharazad still in the room?
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radioshackraider: @RassilonDND Unstable Basics are among the most sought after basics. Their price has been climbing for a while AFAIK
F1SHOR: no more sharazad please that was hilarious as a once off lol
CrookedSidewalks: Cam is in fact drafting the best deck in the format
silvalunae: @TruTrashMan that last part sounds like a dragon ball z episode tbh
Bugberry: @Vyous No. Un-rules are about the spirit of the cards, not literal readings.
Dr_fragenstien: it's never wrong
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Izzet?
Znazl: IZZET?!
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Whenever something is blocking your path, try destroying it.
Lettuce_Toast: I wish unstable basics weren't so popular, they're so lovely
offbeatwitch: go contraption
andydamage: finders keepers is very correct
offbeatwitch: you have crankers
tehcrashxor: I love how everyone not on hand-cam is also talking aloud about their choices to some degree.
HazaTheRaider: I can't wait for Unstable 2: Enemy Colours This Time (unironically)
Ukon_vasara: Izzet? no, Golgari.
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CardKingdom: Y'all ready for next Friday? Because we are. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
m0nkeyrama: It seems good
UnknownGerm: Cam, you have no contraptions. PLz.
mastershake29x: @CardKingdom what is next friday?
Vyous: @Bugberry Maro made the ruling saying he didn't want the card to be unplayable while playing by yourself. IIRC it was on a blogatog
TheM8: you need the payloads
djalternative: @CardKingdom next friday?
Earthenone: whats next friday?
zenoflamer: @cardkingdom I'm afraid of what is next friday
bl1ghtn1n6: @cardkingdom what's happening?
coriolis_storm: I still wish they had gone with FULL TEXT lands with Unstable. That would've been hilarious
azureHaights: @UnknownGerm 🎵Cam, you have no contraptions / You have no contraptions to play🎵
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RassilonDND: @lettuce_toast if they weren't so pretty they wouldn't be so expensive.
chickenace11: Is next week the blind commander game?
silvalunae: @coriolis_storm always next time?
Lettuce_Toast: @RassilonDND I know :(
MuffinsOnAHill: I'm excited.
m0nkeyrama: Oh awesome! The blind commander game!
Znazl: Nice
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
CardKingdom: I just saw the decklists
tehcrashxor: Ooh. nice
djalternative: SWEET!!!!
colinoclock: oh man!
thalanir: I'm excited now
CardKingdom: Hue hue hue hue hue
Despoiler98: oh NOOOOOOOOOO
mastershake29x: oh right the blind commander game! sweet!
F1SHOR: so usual but this time ben doesnt know all decks :P
kingshadow2442: lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
MaskedBeeX: Blind Commander sounds great
silvalunae: oh, i'm excited now too oOo
dialMforMara: when you say in person, do you mean you're coming to seattle?
m0nkeyrama: That's going to be so sweet!
bl1ghtn1n6: Oh cool!
Dr_fragenstien: that's awesome
Bugberry: But how do you know when you can cast your Commander?
MrPhlip: Presented in person by Sir Reginald Q Cardkingdom himself? Wow, what an honour!
TheWarbo: The kingdom of cards is coming to you?
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun man, you know what you should do? have each commander podcast send you a blind deck to fight each other
djalternative: That sounds like chaos
SemblanceofJoy: is that next week?
m0nkeyrama: Do we know who is playing next week?
SmashTCG: are they at Least 2 color or LESS decks
Znazl: Mull to 3 just to understand the deck
colinoclock: @cardkingdom u the best
TheOldBadger: Please tell me you're only going to see the CMC of their commander without knowing what it is
Vampiricsloth: thats a very interesting game of magic
cairns6: can new tibolt be a 1 drop?
CardKingdom: "Here's my Commander, I have no idea what is happening"
CardKingdom: Thank you colinoclock!
CadoiPi: how many commanders are blind as characters?
Karfsma778: That seems awful, actually? Having no clue what you're even supposed to do in the game seems miserable
RassilonDND: @cardkingdom please tell me they will be delivered in bespoke, questionably decorated boxes.
CardKingdom: RassilonDND We have plans
Ancient_Chaos: This sounds at least 45% like an excuse for Jeej to visit.
UnknownGerm: Cam's deck is really coming together now
dialMforMara: @cairns6 I'm looking forward to seeing how they make commanders to put so many in a set
Bugberry: @Karfsma778 People like variance.
radioshackraider: I hope some Monster made a Sol'Kanar deck.
F1SHOR: im ready for the whole looks at commander "ohh i get it" and be totally wrong :P
Despoiler98: @CardKingdom "here's my commander, I'm questioning my decisions in life"
aggravated_cat: a wild drafto has been spotted
m0nkeyrama: Truly blind commander seems like a really fun idea
Lettuce_Toast: @Karfsma778 I think the joy is figuring it out with simple game plans
CardKingdom: Ancient_Chaos It is not! Our Community Relations Manager Kevin is actually going to be handing off the decks.
TheOldBadger: @cardkingdom Can you keep the commanders face down and only show them the CMC of their commander until they cast it?
SemblanceofJoy: @CardKingdom make the sleeves in random colors too!
Donutholez: london mulligan instead of vancouver mulligan. for science. InuyoFace
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @coriolis_storm with a solid flavour text that describes the land and a little 'oh it has trees too'
CardKingdom: His pun game is FAR stronger than Jordan's
Karfsma778: @Bugberry Variance is different from "being able to have a clue what's going on"
m0nkeyrama: Lots of discovery will be happening next friday
chickenace11: How generic are the decks because with something like a Melek you know what you are getting into before you even draw an opening hand?
Bugberry: That card is overpowered Cam.
TehAmelie: can we make it Double Blind Commander?
grgriffin3: OK!
ujai321: ok
Bugberry: @Karfsma778 and even extreme variance is considered fun by some.
chickenace11: I was meant the commander
cairns6: @LoadingReadyRun first time i drafted unstable someone stole my lands
SketchyDetails: Ban island in standard Kappa
MrPhlip: @cardkingdom: So Jordan came up with this elaborate excuse to go visit LRR and then he doesn't even get to go? What a ripoff... Kappa
Fruan: Cam seems to be living the dream
Lettuce_Toast: TRUE blind commander, all the cards are in braille with no art
colinoclock: love it
TruTrashMan: Did they print Hurloon Wrangler in this or was that Unhinged?
silvalunae: oh what if they got like the artists kids to draw the land for the next un-set too
RassilonDND: @cardkingdom this pleases me. what may I do to support more shenanigans from the monarchy of cardboard?
TruTrashMan: I just noticed everyones pants
coriolis_storm: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx That would be SWEET. From your keyboard to WOTC's eyes, hopefully!
RayFK: MrPhlip I mean, I can go whenever
mastershake29x: @TruTrashMan unhinged or unglued
TruTrashMan: sad
m0nkeyrama: Are the tokens foils?
MaskedBeeX: @silvalunae I would LOVE crayon basic lands
seth_erickson: cairns6 time to find new people to draft with
rzrdrgn: Did they hide the Shahrazad?
Mox_Hagdorm: Hurloon Wrangler was UInglued
Lettuce_Toast: The count of cardboard
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colinoclock: so good
CadoiPi: @RassilonDND I hear they are in the business of selling cards...
Bugberry: That mana rock is the literal only mana fixing in the set, if I recall.
mastershake29x: let's forget the sharazad thing, that was an awesome one off, we don't ever need a sequel
Lettuce_Toast: Card seller, I require your strongest cards
m0nkeyrama: LUL
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RassilonDND: @cadoipi oh don't worry, I already get my singles from them :)
silvalunae: it's whatever you choose paul oao
Koshindan: Host creature determines the size of the creature.
Dr_fragenstien: I like the interpretation where each side is to scael, so it
SmashTCG: THe negitive modifiers for some of them imply that they become tiny
djalternative: G/Paul, would you guys ever consider doing a draft of one pack of each UN?
Mox_Hagdorm: @Lettuce_Toast Their cards are too strong for you, caster.
Fruan: @Bugberry Selfie Preservation, too. And the watermark lands, sort of?
coriolis_storm: Tiny kraken would be adorable
Dr_fragenstien: so it's a giant kracken with a tiny hummingbird head
MuffinsOnAHill: Giant kraken with a tiny head.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH I think that was their preview card?
silvalunae: @djalternative ohhh that would be cool
SemblanceofJoy: UN-draft? I gots to sub for this!
CadoiPi: @djalternative sounds terrible
mastershake29x: @djalternative the other un-sets aren't designed for drafting really
Mewr11: @djalternative the first two were super not draftable tho
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just, totally normal
TruTrashMan: wait so this hypothetical kraken is cone shaped?
colinoclock: ok someone help. looks like Graham is wearing a gritty hoodie but that's not a gritty hoodie right? have I just got so used to seeing gritty on lrr?
TruTrashMan: I don't know if thats more or less horrifying
djalternative: Exactlly
LoadingReadyRun: djalternative the general consensus is that the first 2 un-sets were not actually that fun to draft.
KibitzJ: @colinoclock PAX hoodie
Thatwasademo: not everything's going to be live, so something's gonna happen?
sivakrytos: someone set graham up the bomb?
Hingadora: The first two Un-sets weren't really designed to be played, to my understanding?
Donutholez: the colors ben and cam are in are kinda ironic LUL
colinoclock: ah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a gritty pax hoodie
CardKingdom: I read the Gritty Resolution to the office today
Lettuce_Toast: Groovy
CardKingdom: That was a trip
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CadoiPi: @Hingadora LOL
SmashTCG: so the... gritty asthetic
mastershake29x: down with gritty!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not featuring Gritty
m0nkeyrama: Almost gritty
Pharmacistjudge: the first two were not designed with triple set limited in mind
ElektroTal: the first two unsets were more like funny april fools articles than actual play sets
BrindleBoar: well it's a Gritty hoodie now
Mewr11: I mean, it's a gritty hoodie if you we say its a gritty hoodie
DiscordianTokkan: Drippy Pizza Paints, like Gritty!
colinoclock: hahaha
chickenace11: Hearing hummingbird reminds that there was a glitch on the handheld 20 question games where it would turn humming bird into human head
UnknownGerm: uhhhh
wolf2012pack: can't say I'm a fan
m0nkeyrama: LUL blood PAX
PhoenixMelior: yeah I'm not into it either
DaSunao: The Blood Pacts?
F1SHOR: man i want pizza now
Karfsma778: THUMB
coolbond: @loadingreadyrun whats up with the humming?
TehAmelie: blood packs, a vampire's favorite snax
goldnpheonix: unstable is my favorite joke set!
Hingadora: @CadoiPi No, really. My understanding is that the jokes took priority over gameplay?
chickenace11: I'll see you guys at PAX east quite happy about that
silvalunae: thumb
thraximore: good choice!
Lettuce_Toast: I like cam's choice there
DoctorCactus: just take all 3 cam
offbeatwitch: no wrong answers in unstable
Earthenone: seems like a bomb
RuiFaleiro: My PAX East badges remind me of Garbage Pail Kids cards.
thraximore: the others will wheel
thalanir: correct choice
Phailhammer: Pax Romana best PAX. lrrBEEJ
Pharmacistjudge: I miss the pax 2017 design
radioshackraider: Oh right yeah, foil Contraptions are a thing
Donutholez: the OTHER one
Lettuce_Toast: I bet cams colours will be wheeling anyway
wolf2012pack: although at least PAX East = Blood PAX means the PAX POX is easy to hide...
NUTSOFODEN: cant wait for Slaughter Pax
djalternative: "Welcome to the Blood Pax. I hope everyone is prepare to sacrifice the pannel attendees."
Pharmacistjudge: subtle nerdery pax
PhoenixMelior: chat isn't going to give you GOOD advice, we're going to tell you to do the FUNNY THING
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DontpingmePlayz: so graham james told me a while back i should ask you because you may know where can i get the dice you use for friday night paper fight
DaMullet14: Nice
SongtheDoggo: nice
SydPreviouslyHeadache: their musings are tantalizing. I can't wait to see these games
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun at one point in a Draft where there are Garunteed planeswalker in each pack, do you not Firstpick a planeswalker
Lettuce_Toast: Wow deja vu
Earthenone: "do the funny thing"---chat, literally all the time
Lettuce_Toast: BEN, YES
m0nkeyrama: YOOO Ben
colinoclock: @smashtcg when its tiblt
Pharmacistjudge: I would not first pick Kaya in the current set
RassilonDND: @smashtcg :p id still draft them
Lettuce_Toast: Windmill slam that into oblivion
silvalunae: @wolf2012pack i pull a madoka and use my blood pax to get rid of the pax pox
djalternative: Do it BEN!!!!!!!
SmashTCG: @colinoclock ... what if tibalts good
colinoclock: true
Krokaar: this is going to be glorius
m0nkeyrama: LUL Adam
Pharmacistjudge: there are plenty of times first pick planeswalker is wrong. Lilana untouched by death is another bad first pick
mastershake29x: 36 planeswalkers, not all will be good for limited
m0nkeyrama: Nice save
TruTrashMan: That meme one is actually a powerhouse
TruTrashMan: if you can account for the logistics
SmashTCG: ben no
chickenace11: I mean tibult can only go up from where he is at now
SpookySpaghooti: hey all! how's the draft been going thus far?
djalternative: Yes.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thou must?
SmashTCG: thats the wrong meme
silvalunae: ben is. . . a traitor?
Juliamon: I would honestly be mad if they made the new Tibalt good
andydamage: yeeeees
NUTSOFODEN: they will overcompensate with Tibalt. he is going to be the most busted card ever printed
coriolis_storm: @SpookySpaghooti MIddle of pack 2
djalternative: Also, you gotta get the chair from the prop room when it happens
MaskedBeeX: The new Tibalt should be terrible but also one mana
MuffinsOnAHill: Part of me wants new Tibalt's +1 to deal 1 damage to himself.
SpookySpaghooti: Im calling it now, Tibalt is gonna be Rakdos and be pretty decent
silvalunae: @djalternative yES
drfox17: okay chat, i have delicious spaghetti sauce with meatballss simmering
radioshackraider: I hope Tibalt is a 1 mana Walker that does stone nothing
BrindleBoar: reading the card makes it harder to art draft!
Lettuce_Toast: I want the new tibalt to have an incredibly niche but incredibly powerful ultimate that's nigh impossible to reach
TruTrashMan: @NUTSOFODEN Tibalt the mind sculptor
ChaoticObserver: So, how unstable is this draft going?
RassilonDND: can the standard and limited meta handle a good tibalt? it would be like making stormcrow a bad Planeswalker
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colinoclock: @muffinsonahill just lol'd at that
Dr_fragenstien: both cam and ben's decks seem sweert
drfox17: noodles are ready
CommandoJE: Ben you are playing the best color combination though
chickenace11: Over/under percent chance that LRR gets tibult as there preview card
drfox17: just waiiiting for that sauce to reduce
Pharmacistjudge: so chat....36 planeswalker...royal rumble...who wins?
Bugberry: New Tibalt should be good. There's nothing in the lore that says he's bad. He should get redemption like Emarra got in GRN.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Squee for Planeswalker 2019!
TheWarbo: Untz table. UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
SpookySpaghooti: @Pharmacistjudge Tamiyo, obviously Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Lili wins?
silvalunae: Un is my nan, and they's making us all tea
RayFK: TIBALT
Lettuce_Toast: Elspeth
RayFK: ALWAYS TIBALT
albrecht_durer: mowu
A_Dub888: Phblthp Kappa
m0nkeyrama: She can rez dead walkers
Vampiricsloth: elspeth \O/
MuffinsOnAHill: Ashiok!
Earthenone: Jace would win, for marketing
Fruan: I always find the new planeswalkers in a set are the thing that takes me the longest to learn. WAR limited is going to be brain melting for the first few weeks.
ThePerrBearr: chad
SpookySpaghooti: Bolas just Hour of Devastations them
HazaTheRaider: probably Chandra
SrMuskrat: Ben playing uw and Cam on Mono Red, what kind of phantom zone did we enter
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @Pharmacistjudge maybe Ugin?
SpoonfullOfSugar: Tibalt
Rockario: Karn does really well, but then the whole ring has to group up to put him over the rope
Mox_Hagdorm: Bolas is totally losing.
Pharmacistjudge: I think everyone gangs up on Bolas
LariatWest: Straight Fire wins
Donutholez: Both Ben and Cam needs to see each other's deck after the draft. xDDDD
Lettuce_Toast: wait no. SERRA
PhoenixMelior: AND ONE LEAVES
Dryhad: "Everyone gangs up on Bolas and throws him out" was literally the plot of Alara block too
djalternative: So, what does the house both on camera and in chat think of the guest list for WotS?
hoktauri: Tibalt needs to be rescued from terrible groupthink.
kansaiDop: ashiok finally will came back
Veste: Bolas runs wild until Ugin comes in and they eliminate each other simultaneously.
m0nkeyrama: LUL , that's pretty great
mastershake29x: resident hockey fan presumably
grgriffin3: A+.
UnknownGerm: PharmacistJudge I kinda want to say Gideon, but keeping the real rumble in mind he'd prolly be 4th or 5th out
RayFK: Graham can we make this a format?
SpicyNapalm: SwiftRage RAVNICAN RUMBLE SwiftRage
electroswagnetism: y e s
EncanisMal3k: Love it.
HoodedBowman: Arlen Kord always wins my heart. <3
Znazl: Kofi Planeswalker PogChamp
LariatWest: which Planeswalker gets the Kofi spot?
Veste: tibalt is the one that hides under the ring.
Lettuce_Toast: omg. What if Tibalt kills Bolas!
Vampiricsloth: Garruk shows up at the end and chops Bolas' head off :P
coriolis_storm: LOL
MaskedBeeX: Royal Rumble planswalkers would be amazing
F1SHOR: i hope thats actually how it happens
grgriffin3: JaceWinsLOL
RockPusher: They love it when you point at the sign!
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Koth gets the Kofi spot
A_Dub888: Is Tibalt a heel or face in that senario?
Lettuce_Toast: Tibalt > Jace
SmashTCG: No thats gidion
Bugberry: Jace is actually interesting though.
SpicyNapalm: Looks like some sort of SIMIC SLAM lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: Gideon
RayFK: Jiang gets it
r10pez10: aiight i'm back
radioshackraider: I mean, tibalt is the villain in the Chandra comic that they keep putting off releasing
Warbird5: I’m hyped for Tibalt
Akaiatana: Fblethip?
PhoenixMelior: absolutely Gideon
RayFK: He has a doggo
SmashTCG: Gidion is LIERALY roman
ZachtlyAsIntended: Dak Fayden
Pharmacistjudge: I wish Venser was still around..he would run and out the ring under the ropes
colinoclock: baby jace eliminates man jace
greyfox23: ashiok
Nemowoodbine: Jace cenA
kansaiDop: also, it looks like Sorin escaped his rock and is back
Veste: IMO the winner is the surprise return, Elspeth.
Lettuce_Toast: I feel like Tibalt is such a good heel that he gets over and just becomes the face
F1SHOR: thats why adams paid the big bucks
silvalunae: wooo my first plainswalker <3
m0nkeyrama: Ajani gets Kofi spot?
Mox_Hagdorm: The Wanderer.
RassilonDND: jace becomes Jayce in the rebrand to become the new babyface
electroswagnetism: But landing on your feet is exactly what you DON'T want to do
Znazl: Ajani of course
Lagrangeismyhomie: I actually liked Tibalt, IMO. I'm a burn fan and I liked having a target other than me
Bugberry: Tibalt fights Chandra in her Post-WAR comic.
Warbird5: Yeah I wonder how that works @kansaidop
MaskedBeeX: AND HIS NAME IS JACE BELAREN
grgriffin3: Karn gets the Big Show "How will they eliminate him, he's a MONSTER!" spot.
theycallhimben: Bah gawd bah gawd they forgot about Nissa under the ring
DiscordianTokkan: So chat, I'm going to go see Battle Angel Alita on Sunday. Any word on if it's actually okay?
EncanisMal3k: I'd go with Narset, potential yoga master.
SrMuskrat: Tibalt gets the Kofi spot
Rockario: Ajani goes over, but then a pack of lion catches him
ValhallanKnight: Bah Gawd, that's Elspeth's Music!
silvalunae: ;u; Ajani is my fave
TehAmelie: Batman wins because it turns out it was all his plot
HoodedBowman: I hope Darveil gets a good card.
prufrock1977: Tibalt! I can’t wait!
radioshackraider: The fact that you're getting 7 PLaneswalkers in you PR kit is nuts
MuffinsOnAHill: How does Sorin participate if he's locked in the Hellvault?
Bugberry: I loved Jace in Ixalan's story.
TruTrashMan: Man if that cool big hat person is elspeth I'm gonna be so jazzed
Lettuce_Toast: inb4 Tibalt becomes the new living guildpact
Mewr11: I mean, John Cena will somehow will himself into the Ravnican Rumble somehow, right?
awesomeeeman021: tibalt's +1 flip this card over it is no longer in the game
SpookySpaghooti: IT WAS ME JACE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
Warbird5: New Chandra card = must get for me
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun Isn't Ajani at a huge disadvantage? Because cats always land on their feet
A_Dub888: Karn is the Iron Man
MaskedBeeX: Will Garruk be Undertaker?
Justin_Bailey: swerve of all swerves; MaRo enters himself in the rumble and wins
electroswagnetism: Karn is silver :<
kansaiDop: Nahiri is always a favorite of mine
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yay Graham!
RassilonDND: Gideon/Chad gets the Kofi spot 💯
walkeroftales: Yall, tibalt's gonna Face. He's shown surrounded by devils in the art and Rakdos is against bolas.
offbeatwitch: graham's doing unstable right :P
darkerwater: Paul never play one game of magic the gathering on Friday paper night and will him play a game in the future
Lagrangeismyhomie: @A_Dub888 Ahem, Silver Man
theycallhimben: Sorin tears his way up through the ring
Veste: Elspeth is the 'return from injury' surprise, jaya ballard is the 'retired planeswalker' surprise.
HazaTheRaider: WHen was the last time Garruk did anything
r10pez10: don't forget cleanup, the most important part of any draft
silvalunae: @Mewr11 i'm sure he has a card from somewhere and it will just appear like alex's goblin friend
TheM8: cam go mono
Warbird5: Garruk is not even appearing in this war, big oof
SpookySpaghooti: Let's be honest, Garruk is Hornswoggle
F1SHOR: so who is the brock lesnar of mtg is the real question
Nemowoodbine: I just found out today Kofi Kingston’s theme was sung by a white guy from Louisiana
HoodedBowman: I wish Tacenda would just get a card.
Ukon_vasara: ooh i forgot about Koth, its interesting that some new comers and obscure side characters and even resident Vampillar are getting in but Koth, Garruk, and Tezzerat?! missed the boat
walkeroftales: Elspeth is the planeswalker in the hat I'm thinking.
m0nkeyrama: Garruk hasn't been seen in years
Karfsma778: M15
chickenace11: M15
DaMullet14: M15
djalternative: So, Graham. When will we see a stream in WWE where you recreate WotS?
TruTrashMan: HE JUST WANTS TO BE ALONE IN HIS FOREST
Lettuce_Toast: garruk was pretty big in innistrad
RassilonDND: My gawd, that's garruk's music. he's going to undertaker in.
Warbird5: That would be cool
electroswagnetism: Are there any planeswalkers that don't have feet?
grgriffin3: Oh God, Garruk is the Undertaker.
MuffinsOnAHill: @SpookySpaghooti Lol. Yes.
Veste: bah gawd that's gotta be garruk
HazaTheRaider: Oh god what if all the planeswalkers join the Gatewatch.36 different Oaths
m0nkeyrama: He left to go murder a bunch of planeswalkers
Mewr11: @silvalunae well, now one of us has to find an image of a John Cena wrestlemania trading card
colinoclock: fblthp and humungoulous tag team
chickenace11: !card Garuuk apex
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
theycallhimben: Jace is the Randy Orton of Magic
DontpingmePlayz: so graham james told me a while back i should ask you because you may know where can i get the dice you use for friday night paper fight
grgriffin3: Well, current Garruk is Taker. OG Garruk is Lesnar.
walkeroftales: Oath of Bolas: I Am Very Sorry
Znazl: So he's randy Orton?!
zenoflamer: !card Garruk Apex Predator
LRRbot: Garruk, Apex Predator [5BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | +1: Destroy another target planeswalker. / +1: Create a 3/3 black Beast creature token with deathtouch. / −3: Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to its toughness. / −8: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn."
Earthenone: Garruk has the belt but is not a full time employee so hard to do anything with it
Freezerassasin: Ajani has to be the surprise injury return entrant. Bah'gawd, that's Ajani's music!
SmashTCG: isnt garruk one of hte ones in the Arts
PhoenixMelior: I hope Elspeth gives them all an RKO out of nowhere
Rockario: So Garruk is Randy Orton
UnknownGerm: the thing about Koth though, if the Phyrexians are still ruling mirrodin, he'd never leave
SpookySpaghooti: !card Garruk the Slayer
LRRbot: Garruk the Slayer | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [20] | 0: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield. / +4: Target Wolf creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / −10: Destroy target creature. Put loyalty counters on Garruk the Slayer equal to that creature's toughness. / −25: Destroy all creatures Garruk the Slayer doesn't control.
Dr_fragenstien: you fly the 36 planeswalkers over a small deserted island randomly littered with equipment and healing balms. They hop out with a parachute and the last one surviving gets a suntai hawk dinner.
AirTony7: $20 says Jiang Yanggu or Mu Yanling win just so WotC can sell more product in China
PhoenixMelior: YES IT IS G
Karfsma778: YES
Lagrangeismyhomie: Garruk is going to come out as BUG and under Bolas' control
PhoenixMelior: I am so excited!
HazaTheRaider: YES
dialMforMara: yaaaaay
SpicyNapalm: WHAT
Nemowoodbine: Garruk gonna turn up on a motorcycle
splatty1: YES
drrek0: YES!
wolf2012pack: WHAT
F1SHOR: FINALLY YESSSS!!!
RockPusher: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
Fealos: YES!!!
SpoonfullOfSugar: Wooo
grgriffin3: RUMBLE TIME LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lettuce_Toast: WHAT
BloodForTheCorelab: WE'RE HERE!
Despoiler98: HELL YEAH BROTHER
EncanisMal3k: Yaaaaas
m0nkeyrama: What's that?
HazaTheRaider: YES! YES! YES! YES!
LariatWest: HYPE!
Sibwow: spring cleaning
Karfsma778: VERNAL RUMBLE
aesir_blade: YOU STILL GOT IT
Phailhammer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Warbird5: Who’s the guy in the hat
A_Dub888: Spring Scrap
kamelion84: lrrWOW
volraths_bane: Garruk is Lesnar, never around
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SpookySpaghooti: AUTUMNAL RUMBLE
Bladinus: Rumble Down Under!
SpicyNapalm: lrrHORN RUMBLE HYPE lrrHORN
electroswagnetism: Spring-o-ween Havoc?
zenoflamer: What is the Autumnal Rumble o.o
ValhallanKnight: !!!
sivakrytos: spring fling is a solid nam
EOstby: The Vernal Rumble.
Nemowoodbine: Limp bizket the@e
F1SHOR: I got friday off i can be there!!!
grgriffin3: Call it Spring Stampede! ....Oh no wait that's taken.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: YEYEYE
iiieye: @LoadingReadyRun Vernal Vengence
DiscordianTokkan: The Vernal Rumbnal
GoblinRanger: I am thrilled for that
theonlyangelx: and mostly kramburger :P
FreaQU: I realy hope the new Tibalt will have some amazing abilities and such a high casting cost he is still unplayable.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: It's almost Autumn in the southern hemishere G!
Dr_fragenstien: "only"
TehAmelie: turns out it was all a Lex Luthor plot and he wins, becoming a planeswalker
Selfkun: bolas is going to clearly be in the lead. he's going to gloat. then garruk is going to cut bolas's head off and stare menacingly at lilliana.... "Next. You!"
Bugberry: Magic story lines take awhile to develop. Phyrexians infecting Mirrodin was set up in original Mirrodin, That's a 7 year wait.
mister_wise_guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
coolbond: did we not miss last years rumble?
r10pez10: The Hayfever Pay-fer
KitteyWolf: @volraths_bane nah... we like him. we never like lesnar
djalternative: TAKE IT!!!
Aurelius101: I'm beyond hype for the Rumble, G-Money.
colinoclock: hooray
Karfsma778: Kramburger did like 60% of it
SmashTCG: CAM
PhoenixMelior: I think you can take that B
m0nkeyrama: Yo Cam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awww, cam
SmashTCG: ITS YOUR CARD
Lettuce_Toast: Aw it's a shame cam is passing that
MaskedBeeX: Cam splash for it
djalternative: WE BELIEVE IN YOU BEN!!!
m0nkeyrama: That's so good
HazaTheRaider: that thing BETTER get to ben
r10pez10: yes cam yes
Despoiler98: CAM it has SO MUCH TEXT
LbxAni: The Autumnal Rumble 3 : Spring Awakening (or Cleaning)
colinoclock: oh wow
TruTrashMan: CAM YOU MUST. YOU CAN'T LOGISTICALLY BUT YOU MUST
MehGyver0: Is it going to be sponsered by the Nsburg Chamber of Commerce?
NINJAmumyRAMSES: I want that card to be a format more than a card Cam.
LoadingReadyRun: haven't seen Urza yet :(
themightybucch: War of the Spark is how WotC transitions Magic into a Planeswalker Battle Royale game.
CrookedSidewalks: BEN DO IT
Freezerassasin: makes sense, G. WWE can't handle the roster they have, let alone 100 new ones...
NINJAmumyRAMSES: rather than*
grgriffin3: Autumnal Rumble 3: The Blunder Down Under.
dialMforMara: @LbxAni Cleaning. Spring Awakening is not safe for Twitch
RockPusher: any foil basic land value pulled yet?
wolf2012pack: Cam take it for the Prevent!
Bugberry: What's funny is that card Cam had basically plays like Experimental Frenzy. Play in a Specific Order.
orionsrise1: anybody else getting buffering?
silvalunae: I am willing an Urza into existence
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TehAmelie: how rare is that boy Urza? :x
djalternative: YUS!
colinoclock: yay
ThePerrBearr: Graham, Adam, Beej, and Ben
r10pez10: orionsrise1 naw, maybe try refreshing?
prancingmad: Are we going to see one person put their deck together?
KitteyWolf: 4 person announce booth is exciting
RassilonDND: autumnal rumble 3: Spring strikes back
korbl: What's the latest on Roadquest?
m0nkeyrama: I'm confused what this rumble is, excited to see it
SmashTCG: bunker?
silvalunae: what happens when the Urza site goes away?
Anubis169: meow...
MaskedBeeX: Grand Calcutron should be a new Plane for Planechase
Anubis169: manMARTIN
SpookySpaghooti: !squeak
m0nkeyrama: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Anubis169: 'ello Chat
RockPusher: sergeSqueak
Feminine_Desires: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
GoblinRanger: sergeSqueak
Bladinus: sergeSqueak
mastershake29x: @prancingmad probably not, because building on camera takes more time then off camera
HazaTheRaider: oh yeah, Serge hasn't vocally pivote yet
BENNIE_BEAR84: Autumnal rumble 3, Barbell's revenge
dialMforMara: @m0nkeyrama Graham made lots of characters in a WWE2K game (with chat help), and will have them fight each other
SongtheDoggo: sergeSqueak
r10pez10: !squeaks
coriolis_storm: @prancingmad THey don't usually do that on this program -- not enough time
VoyRising: Cam seems to be playing Rakdos.
sivakrytos: pivot three times?
djalternative: @korbl as soon as you see G in more than one or two streams a week, you'll know RoadQuest is done
m0nkeyrama: Oh, that sounds really fun! @dialMforMara Thanks!
SpookySpaghooti: i feel like Serge only squeaks on his streams
TehAmelie: it's never too late to pivot into mono planeswalkers
orionsrise1: I'm having trouble casting to my television is all. I keep getting screen blips
Pharmacistjudge: Increase Graham's Squeak counter by one. sergeSqueak
postmodernpajamawrestler: idk where anyone is in the draft but its not too late to pivot
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:58.
wolf2012pack: need to throw in a Urza to someone's pack just for the lolz
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
Mox_Hagdorm: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
Lettuce_Toast: Take the shiny, cam!
TehAmelie: ouch
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Type_One___: oh yes! Unstable draft!!
Aurelius101: Burling, burling, down the white river?
m0nkeyrama: Serge is a very good dancer seabatTROG
PhoenixMelior: Serge's pirouettes are seabatBRAIN
silvalunae: pivot pivot pivot!
DiscordianTokkan: OOH
Mewr11: Serge is a whirling dervish now?
mastershake29x: what even is pivoting in this set
tauntaunking: HOLY CAM
Lettuce_Toast: wait OH
Lettuce_Toast: CAM
tauntaunking: TAKE IT
UnknownGerm: YES
Lettuce_Toast: YES
m0nkeyrama: Nice!
babikbalint: FInally, something for cam :)
SpookySpaghooti: YES
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
TehAmelie: "I dance more than you know"
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: pirouettes??! PogChamp ?
tauntaunking: LMAO
postmodernpajamawrestler: he did it
HazaTheRaider: oh god please play the FUSION- HA card cam
silvalunae: heckles yess
GamesAndInk: Cam, you gave me a heart attack every time you skipped it
m0nkeyrama: That card is GAS
GamesAndInk: Jesus
tauntaunking: We're reanimator now bois
UnknownGerm: Grusilda is so amazing
kingshadow2442: lrrAWESOME
azureHaights: Is "I'm always pivoting" getting added to !secret?
RayFK: So who Wedge's tonight? Kappa
ContingentCat: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
mastershake29x: i mean, you have 2 more boxes of unstable on set
Rockario: @Aurelius101 That's where the Serge-drafter leaned to read signal
SpookySpaghooti: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
Lettuce_Toast: Cam's deck is looking JIUCY
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun camerons camera focus is at the background pack trash
Aurelius101: I'm glad to have a rare Friday off so that I can catch the FNPF live. I so enjoy spending time with you goofballs.
tauntaunking: protect the shaharazad at al costs
zerg539: CAm proceeds to 3-0 fueled by that one card
JomAmman: !secret
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wolf2012pack: Shahrazad anyone?
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Lettuce_Toast: BEn
m0nkeyrama: YESSSS
justwhatever_idk: Has anyone ever tried pronouncing the acronym of Friday Night Paper Fight out loud because I just did and boy I'm enjoying how funny a sound it is
Veste: YES
Science_and_Magic: TAKE IT BEN!
SpookySpaghooti: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
m0nkeyrama: Ben got it!
Lettuce_Toast: SLAM
Bugberry: I'm looking forward to how the story of WAR plays out. Like what happens to Liliana, Vraska, Jace, etc.
HazaTheRaider: IT WHEELED
Feminine_Desires: YEEES IT WHEELED
grgriffin3: IT GOT TO BEN
mlesondak: cameron looks like the jeff goldblum of mtg
djalternative: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Znazl: YESS he got it!!!
silvalunae: uh-oh
colinoclock: yes!
PhoenixMelior: no one is in those colours!
Mox_Hagdorm: YES BEN YES!!!
NINJAmumyRAMSES: Slam it Ben!
Fruan: It's happening!
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab benginDab
TruTrashMan: BEN IT'S IN YOUR COLOURS
SpookySpaghooti: !card the grand calcutron
LRRbot: The Grand Calcutron [WU] | Legendary Artifact | When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). / Players can only play the first card of their program. / If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. / At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards…
SmashTCG: Oh man
SmashTCG: Ben
Lettuce_Toast: YES IT WHEELED, BEN TAKE
silvalunae: oh god ben
SmashTCG: you gotta
Earthenone: a lot of rigging though
djalternative: TAKE IT!!!!!!!
SmashTCG: cam Abanonded it
the_pallid_mask: YES
silvalunae: please yes ben
silvalunae: YES
SmashTCG: its yours now
MaskedBeeX: There's the tree fixing in green
thalanir: yes
Lettuce_Toast: YEET
kansaiDop: do it
r10pez10: yes please
silvalunae dances
RockPusher: Earthenone boo-ray!
m0nkeyrama: Live the dream, Ben!
Ictanike: Is that RoboRally the card?
TheM8: take it Ben!
colinoclock: 'wheeled' for us
prufrock1977: Take it!
Freezerassasin: Combo-less combo is the hot new meta
solohuntsman1: I never get to watch these live so glad it's unstable so fun to watch
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haseo_sora: and then a certain someone will have to do the thing right
Veste: ben PLEASE.
silvalunae: oh this is going to be. . . a game
RassilonDND: ice cream per high five has been called
Lettuce_Toast: I love both Ben and Cam's deck
SmashTCG: PLEASE YOU GOTTA HIGH5 ME, MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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m0nkeyrama: I'm so hype for these games
Aurelius101: Alright. I've got Mountain Dew, I've got Chex Mix, let's do this.
r10pez10: it's ... card advantage
SpookySpaghooti: someone's chair is super squeaky
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solohuntsman1: yesssss unstable 😁
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TheWarbo: lol
the_pallid_mask: SPOILERS
silvalunae: we know who it works best for
Blasteg: Have we seen Rules Lawyer this draft?
TheWarbo: chat is ephemeral
TruTrashMan: Alright. You know what you must do. Make your hands smell real good so people will want the smell to rub on theirs
Znazl: WE HAVE Favorites
bl1ghtn1n6: Right, I can't just skip to games
Dr_fragenstien: to be fair, cam was in 0 of those colors
Lettuce_Toast: Twitch Chat is a fickle beast
offbeatwitch: chat sleep
Innese: Well I just crashed my Arena trying to play the same deck 3 times in a row. Time to watch some LRR!
mastershake29x: that card got zero day errata as well, it could have been your commander
TheWarbo: !findquote object permanence
LRRbot: Quote #2905: "Does the Chat have object permanence problems?!" —Alex [2016-07-06]
RassilonDND: chat has favorites. never forget.
EOstby: Chat have everyone best interests at heart. Especially Chat's!
AirTony7: Idea for a FPP. Twitch drafts Cam's deck
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Howdy folks! katesWave
loglab: @bl1ghtn1n6 i feel that
TehAmelie: already seeking the next challenge, the victory means nothing to chat. the fight is everything.
silvalunae: i'm not stuck with you, you're stuck with us =u=
m0nkeyrama: Someone has a real groany chair LUL
djalternative: Just buy that remote from Click and you can totally fast forward through live TV
Lettuce_Toast: Or they're gassy
TheWarbo: I move that whenever a card refers to "someone outside the game," chat is chosen whenever possible
RassilonDND: it's live TV, but this add for tiny paper squares is so interesting
ContingentCat: why can't I fast forward life
SpookySpaghooti: i think thats Adam's chair?
Aurelius101: I usually do skip to the games on the VODs, tbh. When everybody gets real deep in the tank on a draft, it gets less interesting to watch.
TehAmelie: yes. . .the chair. >_>
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @AirTony7 that's a terrible idea. I like it
2rrr_mirror_breaker: even though this isnt what this format is all about im rooting for our boi seabatBRAIN to take it home
colinoclock: it's not often I get to watch live. sometimes i forget and try to pause hahaha
LathosTiran: forgot i had another stream open..."why is LRR talking about needing bandages?" oh.
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Im not sure chat has anyones interests at heart
Lettuce_Toast: Cam's looking pretty strong rn
silvalunae: our own? . . . nevermind
r10pez10: looks awesome, cam
GoAmpDog2: whos deck building on stream?
djalternative: oops all 6 drops?
Thatwasademo: mono-6 is totally an archetype
ContingentCat: wait where did we get?
Earthenone: pick up some ramp pack 4?
r10pez10: unstable's not fast, it's fine
Lettuce_Toast: Twitch Chat is definitely rakdos
justwhatever_idk: Has anyone ever tried pronouncing the acronym of Friday Night Paper Fight out loud because I just did and boy I'm enjoying how funny a sound it is
TruTrashMan: I really like this set because there's a bunch of weird ways to optimize your play of it. Like bringing all your friends gummi bears just in case you need them to thoughtseize someone later
Georgeadolio: A draftear
Thatwasademo: was that an on-watermark Base
Rockario: @justwhatever_idk Fun-Puff
Thatwasademo: that never happens
DoodlestheGreat: Graham is perplexed.
silvalunae: @justwhatever_idk idky but i did in my head in graham's voice for some reason
Aurelius101: So which mechanics from Unstable do you guys think were stealth-testing for black border Magic?
r10pez10: i miss drafting unstable actually
UnknownGerm: justwhatever_idk fin puh fuff?
TehAmelie: last strike
colinoclock: I think it is pronounced "effin piff" FNPF
justwhatever_idk: @silvalunae me too!!
Earthenone: @justwhatever_idk yes, i make it a habbit to say it out loud whenever there are more than 3 letters
TruTrashMan: Trample on instants was absolutely a test for black border
LathosTiran: @justwhatever_idk its like fooly cooly
ContingentCat: lrrFINE ?
HoodedBowman: @r10pez10 "Not fast" Staring down a turn five or six win. 😂
HazaTheRaider: cam, holding up a doom hammer: your life will end in 9 turns
kansaiDop: lots of text in graham card
DoctorCactus: i hope someone got an urza
BrindleBoar: I *just* noticed that unstable is inverted
djalternative: Remember Ben, your best tech is to turn your deck upside down and spread it like a rainbow shuffle
TheM8: contraptions are artifacts
TruTrashMan: If not for trample specifically just to see how out of place creature abilities would play
MaskedBeeX: #DecentJunk
mastershake29x: battlebond was fun too, would love to see that again
m0nkeyrama: A battlebond draft would be fun!
Ictanike: I actually like watching the drafting as someone who's completely new to Magic, as it's great for learning cards and relative values.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HA dang
r10pez10: woooooow
TruTrashMan: And now our instants have deathtouch
drfox17: yesss i have tickets to captain marvel tomorrow now
m0nkeyrama: They are some very impressive MTG children
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adults: We suck at Magic?
HazaTheRaider: i just read the show title as 'Paper the friday Fight night T'
Rhynerd: Hello!
justwhatever_idk: I pronounce it personally like an onomatopoeia, like a hefty pillow flop. FNPF
tehcrashxor: I mean, you guys *are* playing a children's card game.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: SWEET. i'm hyped
Justin_Bailey: how awesome was Dana's win to make day 2?
Dustkips: Tell adam Hello
silvalunae: wooooo
Despoiler98: what a twist!
TehAmelie: whoever builds their decks fastest, go!
wolf2012pack: I mean it is unstable
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:55.
PhoenixMelior: surprise! First is Cam v Ben
CommandoJE: Ben the deck you built is everything I would hope and dream to do in magic
radioshackraider: I mean, Graham has Day 2'd multiple GPs
djalternative: Is Serge going to be table friend for all of the games?
loglab: aaaand skip, oh wait
r10pez10: oh this gonn be good
Earthenone: first is paul vs the overlay
Science_and_Magic: I really want to see the Grand Calculatron in play
silvalunae: my bet is on Graham vs serge
ThorSokar: speed deck builds go!
m0nkeyrama: This is so ligerHype ligerHype
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember watching the Battlebond PPR but I can't remember it all. Adam was on Cams team, right?
Feminine_Desires: @Justin_Bailey SHe had two Lead the Stampedes that were basically 3 mana draw 4s. That's how she won.
TruTrashMan: First is this break vs my wallet. oof I need that dice pouch
Bugberry: They need to have that article on hand with all the corner case Un-rulings.
KibitzJ: Yeah, rare occasion I watch live. No skip D:
Earthenone: Graham and Surge is a good call
PhoenixMelior: SydPreviouslyHeadache Ben and Cam
PhoenixMelior: That PPR involved Graham and Kathleen
MehGyver0: so used to watching on youtube I was expecting the cut to the first match. lol.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Right. Ben and Cam, thank you
bl1ghtn1n6: @mehgyver0 yep
Lucifer9783: God i love this track
linting3: how long does this usually take?
KeiRaccoon: I'm drafting Conspiracy 2 and/or Unstable tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. :D
TruTrashMan: Did they say they were gonna do a 1 player live build this go around or nah?
Earthenone: nah
HoodedBowman: I will be MAJORLY disappointed if nobody animates their library.
m0nkeyrama: No live build
PhoenixMelior: is the music doing weird things to anyone else?
silvalunae: i'm kinda sad that rules lawyer didn't get pulled, i mostly just want to see the clip of serge shaking his head
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: PhoenixMelior me too
Juliamon: Yeah it just stuttered
Astra7525: @Lucifer9783 This track somehow reminds me of the first Spyro game for PS1
bl1ghtn1n6: @phoenixmelior yeah
Lettuce_Toast: Yeah I'm getting some stutters
chaostreader: That was weird.
TruTrashMan: @silvalunae we don't know it didn't. there were a bunch of cards we didn't see
PhoenixMelior: ah good, so it's the LRR or twitch end
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you chat, I'm always concerned it's on my end, but I don't want to be the person to ask
silvalunae: oOo fair @TruTrashMan
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: SydPreviouslyHeadache tbh same
hwdesperado: I made a bizarre cube that is half Battlebond and half conspiracy. Ended up creating a new format because we only had 4 player instead of 8. We each drafted like we two players. Called it "Urza Fortyhands."
thraximore: its not just me lagging?
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: @astra7525 yeah actually, the blowhard mountain level?
Lettuce_Toast: nope, weirdness all round
Science_and_Magic: @hwdesperado I don't know whether to hate it or love it...
KeiRaccoon: @hwdesperado That's such a good name! :D
radioshackraider: Once upon a time, I wanted to make an Unstable cube, but with Conspiracy cards in it as well. I absolutely would not recommend it looking back. Both Contraptions and Conspiracies is too much non-maindeck draftable cards
hoktauri: This song always shames me that I haven't beaten Shapes & Beats yet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hwdesperado Did you included Hundred Handed One for shits and giggles?
Science_and_Magic: @hwdesperado Did you draft for two people directly next to eachother? Cause that seems like it'd create signalling problems
Lettuce_Toast: I should listen to these groovy breaks more often!
r10pez10: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes many chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. You can buy his music here: http://music.biggiantcircles.com/ He even made some remixes specifically for LRR: http://music.biggiantcircles.com/album/loading-ready-remix
Viewers_Like_You: @radioshackraider Well, that sounds to me like a problem that can be solved with more basic lands!
Science_and_Magic: I should rewatch that Just Shapes and Beats video that the gang did for Crossing the Streams
r10pez10: i think Sevcon was featured on Just Shapes and Beats, even
hoktauri: It was
hwdesperado: @Science_and_Magic the two deck format actually ended up being a hit.
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drfox17: oh god the sauce is so hot
drfox17: i just burned myself on the sphaghetti
TehAmelie: hmm what are some good Conspiracy cards you could play with Spike?
radioshackraider: @Viewers_Like_You All jokes aside, it just doesn't work. Contraptions and Conspiracies fight for the same slot in a cube, and they'd lead to very weak decks
Viewers_Like_You: Is it something that could be solved by drafting more cards/packs?
Lettuce_Toast: Imagine playing with two different decks and deciding which to draw from...
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dialMforMara: @Lettuce_Toast just run Split Screen
TehAmelie: how much would you lose just cutting contraptions and contraption-focused spells?
radioshackraider: @Viewers_Like_You Probably/ Like, have one pack dedicated to Contraptions and Conspiracies and Draft matters cards, and another 3 for regular cards
hwdesperado: @Lettuce_Toast just one hand per hand
Lettuce_Toast: @dialMforMara Just looked the card up. I hope somebody drafted it!
Blasteg: how good would split screen in constructed?
Fancy_frenchman: Have they already drafted or am I too late?
Juliamon: They have drafted.
TheWarbo: This is the post-draft break
r10pez10: game one inbound
andrew: hey friends, are we feelin a little UnStAbLe tonight
Science_and_Magic: Split screen would be good, up until the top cards are all basics
Fancy_frenchman: Dang, that’s alright
m0nkeyrama: deckbuilding atm
Mox_Hagdorm: Split Screen is the number one card I hope WotC can make in black border. I want it in every EDH deck I ever build.
drfox17: could you Commander with Unstable?
RayFK: andrew that's my every night
SnowBuddy18: the build break, as you will
RassilonDND: I'd expect the first round to start in the next couple of minutes.
r10pez10: i resolved two once
r10pez10: that got very weird very quickly
m0nkeyrama: LUL very UnStAbLe
dialMforMara: @drfox17 you can absolutely un-commander
silenceaux: Split Screen + Experimental Frenzy
r10pez10: because you remove one, the other one stays, but you've only got one library again
RassilonDND: I know it's boring, but I want spells to have trample and death touch.
andrew: @RayFK i keep telling you to get that chair fixed
SnowBuddy18: commUNder
Pharmacistjudge: eh @RayFK you seem pretty stable most nights
RayFK: andrew Yo that costs money and I am a millenial
TruTrashMan: @Mox_Hagdorm Just play Shared Fate! It's like split screen for everyone. But worse in almost every way.
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness, do I have to #chairfund you again Jordan
Thatwasademo: I bet you could do the o-ring trick with Split Screen
RayFK: Pharmacistjudge HA
RayFK: No!
r10pez10: andrew but it's not a chair tho, it s'table
Lettuce_Toast: @RassilonDND Murder has deathtouch!
andrew: @r10pez10 booooo (ten points)
Bugberry: @RassilonDND We have a way to give spells Deathtouch. Making them have it inherently would just be a kill spell. And Trample literally doesn't work in the rules.
cryptogamby: Oh god permanent 4 deck throughout the game
azureHaights: @RayFK So I was looking back though the VST, and rewatched the results of your art contest. Was there even an """"official"""" name for the keyblade in the winning entry?
Mox_Hagdorm: @RassilonDND Well, Pestilent Spirit gives spells deathtouch, so it's kinda already here?
MehGyver0: I'd love to see the north 100 crew do a full un set highlander matchup.
Pharmacistjudge: trample doesn't work because spells don't assign damage
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RassilonDND: @lettuce_toast super duper death Ray with trample and death touch is what I am envisioning
RayFK: azureHaights I don't think so! I should ask Mijichu to see if they had something in mind
azureHaights: If there is none, I nominate either "Road to Tradition" or "Tucson Buster"
Mox_Hagdorm: @TruTrashMan I went to look up Shared Fate, and typerd shart instead. My day in a nutshell, lol
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Lettuce_Toast: @RassilonDND Pestilent spirit could get us close to that dream... oh boy
TehAmelie: ahoy
SketchyDetails: I hope one of the blind decks plays 40 persistant petitioners
cryptogamby: I can only imagine the great calcutron with split screen
jonasjonIV: yay!
cryptogamby: Optimal setup
DiscordianTokkan: I'm so excidered
Bugberry: @MehGyver0 I don't know if there are enough cards for cohesive decks of just Un cards. Combining them with other cards would be fun thouhg.
r10pez10: it's GX
m0nkeyrama: Oooh, Adam v Serge sergeHeart seabatBRAIN
RassilonDND: @lettuce_toast oh yeah. we're halfway there... oh living on a prayer
ThePerrBearr: MORE DEAFTS!
wolf2012pack: boxes on boxes on boxes
djalternative: Silver Bordered Commander then?
tehcrashxor: Unstable for months!
drfox17: unstable commander!
Dr_fragenstien: unstable hopefully until the next un-set
CadoiPi: Prize support!
PhoenixMelior: I need 12 more packs of it?
r10pez10: unstable rich winston draft, you say?
Veste: but it's elpafsun
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Despoiler98: holy crap
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Max Instability
silvalunae: I was close!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: WINSTON
m0nkeyrama: He reanimated
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
JoystiqJunkie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:47.
Lettuce_Toast: OH YES
azureHaights: bussing BODIED.
r10pez10: oh yeah i remember that hahaha
RassilonDND: so run it back after this
Viewers_Like_You: The dream!
m0nkeyrama: It was bonkers
mynthio: It was chaos.
Lettuce_Toast: That was MOISTENING
Despoiler98: Fun and Engaging
mastershake29x: that was fun
F1SHOR: serge got highlandered in draft :P
adamjford: Hooray!
JimmyArgon: Serge, how does it feel to be worse than Adam at magic?
TehAmelie: most people had fun
TheWarbo: !findquote fun
LRRbot: Quote #5811: "I look forward to retiring and having fun." —Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
Mox_Hagdorm: Reanimated.....Artisan of Kozilek, I believew
Daken1993: is there a clip of that?
adamjford: I wasn't there but I bet I had fun
radioshackraider: Serge always has fun
Viewers_Like_You: Time has frozen!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Un-overlay again!
silvalunae: uh-oh
Despoiler98: Maaaaaaaaaaagic
r10pez10: london mulligans?
m0nkeyrama: Magic camera!
Lettuce_Toast: Aaaaay
jonasjonIV: Paul magic!
silenceaux: Ah, the swamp
silvalunae: woooo paul lrrHEART
r10pez10: whoaaa
splatty1: magic? on this stream?! Kappa
tehcrashxor: Paul's doing Magic too?
TehAmelie: turn 1 swamp? might as well concede
NrgSpoon: displaying the board explains the board
mastershake29x: kudos on the overlay background
m0nkeyrama: oof, powerful magic
F1SHOR: serge getting revenge!
LRRbot: Wrench-Rigger [R] | Creature — Goblin Rigger [1/1] | When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Lettuce_Toast: Gosh there were so many wrench riggers floating around
r10pez10: *pokes the reader*
Despoiler98: punch the reader!
DiscordianTokkan: Percussive maintenance
dangerous_safety: seems like that tech setup is a bit.. UNSTABLE. I'll see myself out
Znazl: no kick reader NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Technical Knock
SacrificialToast: card reader made by goblins
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Pauls getting his wrench
LRRbot: Record Store | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Ukon_vasara: i'll start reading just dont kick me BibleThump
Dr_fragenstien: I was just about to say, but G got it
TehAmelie: do you want to buy a record store, Eduardo?
Taveena: So basically, at the moment, he gets to draw a card on his upkeep?
m0nkeyrama: Hm
TheWarbo: It's Rex Manning day!
m0nkeyrama: That's real good
r10pez10: untap, CRANK!, upkeep, draw, saga
Dr_fragenstien: ancestral over 9 turns LUL
LRRbot: Ground Pounder [1G] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | {3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result. / Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.
azureHaights: Descendantary Vision
2rrr_mirror_breaker: its howling mine every 3rd turn
Lettuce_Toast: get ready for a pounding
LRRbot: Hoisted Hireling [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
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SpookySpaghooti: with contraptions, can you choose to not move the crank counter?
jonasjonIV: love this
Znazl: LUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Bugberry: I hope Serge has Ol' Buzzbark.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ha, that's great
paronomasiac042: aw, balls. lost my streak
TheWarbo: It's Arena-flying!
KeiRaccoon: @SpookySpaghooti No
PhoenixMelior: seabatBLOCK
DoodlestheGreat: What are their deck names?
Despoiler98: crank is confusing to me
TehAmelie: in response, i hoist my hireling
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Bugberry: !card Ol' Buzzbark
LRRbot: Ol' Buzzbark [XRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
m0nkeyrama: Wooow
ChaoticObserver: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Willing Test Subject [2G] | Creature — Spider Monkey Scientist [2/2] | Reach / Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject. / {6}: Roll a six-sided die.
m0nkeyrama: Serge is griefing Adam LUL
postmodernpajamawrestler: when will you learn!? When will you learn??! That your actions have consequences!!
Pharmacistjudge: Yes Serge? lrrJUDGE
mastershake29x: he said he blocks, didn't say with what
Znazl: and reach monkas
Despoiler98: aw yeah SPIDER MONKEY
TehAmelie: ah,t he most badass monkey spider scientist
Lettuce_Toast: Suspicious
Fruan: Is Serge's deck called Dice Friends?
Baldrash: I literally just realized that it's a Spider Monkey.
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, you should know don't draw my attention like that for no reason....
Science_and_Magic: Antelope Wombat Decoy Octopus!
TehAmelie: i just like her design
Jbeckfox: What level judge is serge
DoodlestheGreat: @fruan, I dunno, but it's a good name.
djalternative: 1
Pharmacistjudge: Serge is an L1...but an L5 in our hearts
DoctorCactus: graham forgot the ol' 0 on a six sided die
Pharmacistjudge: (although L5 doesn't exist anymore)
Jbeckfox: L5 isn’t a thing lol
colinoclock: 1... million
m0nkeyrama: Oh noo LUL
TruTrashMan: If this was Yu-Gi-Oh we could get a 7
RockPusher: sergeCounting
Viewers_Like_You: Good ol' William Test Subject
Thatwasademo: @TruTrashMan You can get a 7 in Unstable
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no discard to hand size?
Thatwasademo: If you have squirrels, that is
LRRbot: Old-Fashioned Vampire [3BB] | Creature — Vampyre [3/3] | Flying / Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
mastershake29x: @TruTrashMan a 7 is possible in unstable i do believe
r10pez10: hhahaha
TehAmelie: i just remembered how ridiculous Infinity Elemental is, hold me
m0nkeyrama: wowie
r10pez10: i never saw that card
m0nkeyrama: that card is really good at night
F1SHOR: yes adam yess
Viewers_Like_You: Creature - Vamp*Y*re
RassilonDND: oh no he rolled a 7 on a d6. then he activated his trap card to syncro summon his blue eyes white dargon
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie it's a vanilla, how insane can it be
MrPhlip: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:05 PM
colinoclock: nice
RuiFaleiro: Card doesn't specify _where_ outdoors it has to be dark.
r10pez10: nice catch, viewers
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The sun went down in Victoria
Mithgar: Do Street Lights count as it being "Not Dark" outside?
Dr_fragenstien: I actually played an unstable draft where the vampire was not active at the start, but was by the end
TheWarbo: I think you probably want civil twilight Paul. That's later than sunset.
F1SHOR: its 2pm here in sydney and still dark cause of the storm so cant help
Bugberry: I could see Adam cosplaying as that vampire.
offbeatwitch: I'll Lose My House
TheWarbo: #pedantry
SydPreviouslyHeadache: But Graham, how will you draw cards?
Akaiatana: DB 2017
TruTrashMan: @Thatwasademo oh wait that's true. I was calling attention to that time in yu-gi-oh when he threw a die against a wall and got a 1 and a 6 and it counted for some reason
wolf2012pack: @MrPhlip did... did you just use that command nonirronically?
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linting3: that creature type is pretty funny
ThePerrBearr: rosewatta stone
azureHaights: Rosewatta Stone
TehAmelie: for one thing, the rules specify that if you have infinity life, taking infinity damage still leaves you with infinity life
DontpingmePlayz: Where can I get those dice you use for Friday night paper fight graham or chat
Blasteg: Rosewatta stone
GoblinRanger: rosewatta
DiscordianTokkan: Rosewatta Stone
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RayFK: OH GOD
Mox_Hagdorm: That was my first Desert Bus!
xanderhunter: doesnt serge crank every turn?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That Video! It's so good
RayFK: I forgot that
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie makes sense, not all infinities are created equal :)
LRRbot: Work a Double [2RR] | Sorcery | Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
RassilonDND: oh I just noticed on the left they messed with the unstable text.
ThorSokar: It's on the poster!
Tiber727: That reminds me, I miss RoboRosewater.
GoblinRanger: I mean yeah you blow up the world your property takes a hit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I 100% recommend it
RayFK: I fucking DIED during that segment
LRRbot: Deadly Poison Sampler | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
m0nkeyrama: Two rare contraptions :o
Lettuce_Toast: Spoison Ampler!
LRRbot: Gnomeball Machine | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
r10pez10: waugh
RayFK: JUDGE! A player is not Cranking it like Souja Boy
Hodgegoulashi: Graham, thoughts on this bizarre work/shoot angle they are doing with Rhonda now?
Pal_Friendpatine: Sploison!
Mox_Hagdorm: Treasure Cruise was translated as "Give us cards" IIRC
Baldrash: LFG Gnomer.
Viewers_Like_You: (Timestamped to G dying)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: about 11:20 into the video is when House shows up. but I recommend watching it all
TabbyLavalamp: Oh no! I'm not usually home on Fridays and I forgot about this!
RagnorakTres: Yes, Treasure Cruise was "Give us cards!" and the title was "House"
RagnorakTres: And then Armageddon showed up as "I'll lose my house"
r10pez10: judge, does assembling also cover re-assembling
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Gnome-body knows, the trouble I've seen.../~ notsquishY
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang, that Rosewatta Stone readings. that killed me as much as it killed Graham
MrMajorChris: how long the stream been running?
mastershake29x: record store just got a lot better
RagnorakTres: It was genuinely just beautiful timing
LRRbot: Five-Finger Discount [4UU] | Sorcery | Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
offbeatwitch: blue-black oops! all lands
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:55.
ThePerrBearr: UB Oops All Land
TabbyLavalamp: This is one of my favourite draft formats ever.
Dryhad: 20 swamps and 20 islands
m0nkeyrama: Blue/black flood
silvalunae: @Viewers_Like_You omg thank you, i can't believe graham died
djalternative: !updog
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Ancient_Chaos: Blue-Black sometimes flying.
Fruan: @r10pez10 Re-assembling a contraption is assembling a contraption
TheWarbo: What are you running? "Blue black basic lands"
RuiFaleiro: Does that make Adam now "the owner"?
RuiFaleiro: Of Ground Pounder.
mastershake29x: @RuiFaleiro no
Thatwasademo: nope
SnivianMoon: It's a little gnome!
ThePerrBearr: no
tehcrashxor: Its a little gnome!
GoblinRanger: little gnome facts!
Pharmacistjudge: the owner of a card is defined by who's deck/sideboard it was in at the start of the game
thewolfgaming05: hi
LRRbot: Ol' Buzzbark [XRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
KibitzJ: Ol' Buzzbark? That's a nice card
r10pez10: nice save, serge
Lucifer9783: findquote gnome
m0nkeyrama: oooo a mythic :o
SpookySpaghooti: OH NOOOOOOOO
RuiFaleiro: So if something were to make Adam discard the Ground Pounder, it would go to Serge's yard?
thewolfgaming05: nIcE
JimmyArgon: Good ol' Buzzbark.
Thatwasademo: These cards specifically contradict the rule about not being allowed to have cards you don't own in your private zones, they don't change the owner of cards
Pharmacistjudge: or strangely enough in un-sets, the person whose effect introduces it into the game.
TruTrashMan: GET THE RULER
ContingentCat: classic ol' buzzbark
Pal_Friendpatine: Does any one have any ‘little gnome facts’ ;)
SpookySpaghooti: Ive never seen this resolved before
Znazl: JUDGE RULER
djalternative: Get the tape measure!
r10pez10: four inches
TehAmelie: i think that's NOT an "or"
DiscordianTokkan: At LEAST, can be more
LathosTiran: and willing test subject checks these dice also
r10pez10: buffs your things, burns their things
Veste: Encroach! ENCROACH!
mastershake29x: 4 in = 10.16 cm
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ThePerrBearr: at least 4 inches
Awexdio: I still love the Infinite Mana Ol' Buzzbark strategy. Nothing like Orbital Bombardment for a game win
m0nkeyrama: gotta be exact
Hingadora: It sure is that height.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RockPusher: LUL
GoblinRanger: lol
Dr_fragenstien: the greed!
pktt: LUL
ThePerrBearr: the 6 is stll impotant
Science_and_Magic: WHIFF!
Fruan: 2 5+s tho
kamelion84: katesLol
m0nkeyrama: Sometimes lucky!
mynthio: The test subject will grow regardless
SacrificialToast: that creature has evasion
wolf2012pack: Adam is a die god!
wtrob: Lul
ThePerrBearr: oh, and a 5
chickenace11: lrrSACK
TheMicah21: lol
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
SpookySpaghooti: the fucking whiff
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: MAX WHIFF
offbeatwitch: darksouls dodge
RockPusher: sergeMeasureNever sergeIntoTheSea
djalternative: literal evasion
Ukon_vasara: coulda gave it flying
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun serge you could have rolled them higher than 4 inches.
Thatwasademo: the creature doesn't have Just a Second for some reason?
Ukon_vasara: high flying holding it 6 inches over the table LUL
BENNIE_BEAR84: <message deleted>#punt
r10pez10: i mean it did fly awau
Feminine_Desires: Also it didn't say where you had to hold the die over the table
Bugberry: I come back and see Serge had that card I hoped he had.
LRRbot: Subcontract [B] | Sorcery | A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Viewers_Like_You: Magic *is* a game of vigilance
Viewers_Like_You: *variance
Anubis169: we have a veto on that word manYES
TheWarbo: Adam CHOOSE CHAT
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ThePerrBearr: or serge, Magic Judge
TruTrashMan: PICK YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND GRAHAM
F1SHOR: comeon think "what would james do"
m0nkeyrama: bringing SWS into this
azureHaights: Help your cohost, or help the sweet cinnamon roll
Viewers_Like_You: We are many players outside the game!
colinoclock: nice guilt trip
r10pez10: (the true friend is paul)
KinoGami: heel turn of the decade coming up
RayFK: Which kid does Graham love more? Serge or Adam.
Fruan: Now remember, Serge is judging the next PPR.
tapdancingbeavers: Hello everyone!
Dr_fragenstien: the hand is not revealed to adam, so you don't have to tell him you aren't picking the best card Kappa
mastershake29x: podcast co-host or head judge for those awesome PPRs you get to do
LRRbot: Painiac [2R] | Creature — Brainiac [0/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
RuiFaleiro: Harsh.
colinoclock: nice
jadeworrior: G staying face
dialMforMara: wrong choice
nullrush: graham making this for good tv
jadeworrior: no heel turn tonight
LRRbot: Ground Pounder [1G] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | {3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result. / Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.
F1SHOR: damn it we needed james here he would have chosen properly :P
TruTrashMan: Graham wanted the game to not be over. for the chat's sake
wtrob: I attack!
m0nkeyrama: Graham can't betray the Wrestlboi alliance
Bugberry: Can we have Deck names?
dialMforMara: @jadeworrior that was absolutely a heel turn
TruTrashMan: We were his best friend all along
r10pez10: phew
RockPusher: Graham cements the tag team friendship until Adam's sudden and inevitable betrayal
LRRbot: Hammerfest Boomtacular [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.
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jonasjonIV: roll ofr paniac
wolf2012pack: @Bugberry they just drafted things an hour ago
mastershake29x: contraption?
Catchi_: We need serge to play the next pre pre release :D
LRRbot: Selfie Preservation [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Lettuce_Toast: That would have been busted in cam's deck
azureHaights: Woo! Play "Bird With CMC 0!"
korbl: Hammerfest Boomtacular sounds like something that would happen in Kathleen's game
RuiFaleiro: Are the lands they're using also from the Unstable they just opened, or just the normal Moonbase landstation?
silvalunae: serge, DICE FRIENDS
Lettuce_Toast: DICE FRIENDS
TheWarbo: Someone said "Dice Friends" for Serge
TheOldBadger: BU Basic Lands
Taveena: DICE FRIENDS
Viewers_Like_You: U/B Basic Lands?
m0nkeyrama: It's good at flooding :)
Dr_fragenstien: deck without a name
UltimateMawile: UB only lands
TruTrashMan: Adams deck is just called "These sure are cards"
silvalunae: woooo we got there chat
Fruan: Got there
Zalbin: Surge don't forget to look at 5 next turn.
RomanGoro: Now I want WotC to release a D&D book for the world of Unstable
RavingPenguin: Deck Name: "Adams Deck"
colinoclock: nice
TehAmelie: they're surely using all the lands they drafted cause they're pretty
kansaiDop: UN themed?
TheWarbo: Adam's deck is "Oops all lands"
chickenace11: Adam your deck is named Dimir De-werid
r10pez10: well, four inches minimum
m0nkeyrama: Serge got bloodthirsty LUL
LRRbot: Hoisted Hireling [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
r10pez10: you can just hold them next to the tablecam :V
LRRbot: Record Store | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
DontpingmePlayz: There’s a hyphen between dice and friends
Despoiler98: the same....hoisted hireling
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F1SHOR: go for the mill win adam :P
Thatwasademo: Hey Graham, the card you're talking about doesn't affect more than one creature per player per die
Karfsma778: Serge keeps forgetting to activate Test Subject on Serge's end step
Fruan: Record Store is kind of amazing.
TehAmelie: how many hirelings can you host? :3
CapnRobert: I think grahams qualified to make calls on goofy mechanics in unstable
m0nkeyrama: It really is
Karfsma778: Er
F1SHOR: ohh he only draws one thank god
m0nkeyrama: so good
Karfsma778: On Adam's end step
jonasjonIV: roll for painaic? Or did I miss something?
ThePerrBearr: Ben?
RatherWT: Do you need to hoist the hirelings before declaring blockers?
GoblinRanger: Ben?
m0nkeyrama: I mean
ContingentCat: ben?
wolf2012pack: painaic is in the graveyard
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ohdamn
Lettuce_Toast: Wait
r10pez10: serge in the tank
jonasjonIV: oh.
silvalunae: like son like father?
Ancient_Chaos: Adam SaviBen
silenceaux: Serge DID come off a long stream constantly referring to Ben, but... Hm.
HazaTheRaider: !card old buzzbark
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
KinoGami: it's fine, serge is just mixing up the two babies Kappa
Thatwasademo: @RatherWT Yup, just like any other temporary source of flying
Lettuce_Toast: Does Adam is Ben?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I was thinking "what does Ben have to do with this"
djalternative: also, it doesn't have to be a human that lifts the heirlings. they only have to be held in the air
Despoiler98: can you pick up the hireling and give it flying in response to declaring blockers?
Bugberry: !card Ol' Buzzbark
LRRbot: Ol' Buzzbark [XRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
RuiFaleiro: Serge did just spend a few hours today alone on a raft with Ben. Maybe he's got that Cast Away PTSD.
Znazl: Adam SaviDAD
m0nkeyrama: Adam is playing "oops all land"? Kappa
DontpingmePlayz: That just shows who serger would rather be playing wow aerge
Fruan: Where did Graham find the gnomes?
LRRbot: Deadly Poison Sampler | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."
DigitalSeahorse: "it's a little gnome"
r10pez10: record store with the gnomes is bonkers
TheWarbo: Those are *elves*
TehAmelie: time and contraptions wait for Gnome Ann
LRRbot: Just Desserts [1R] | Instant | Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The gnomes survived the submarine
djalternative: It's a little gnome
A_Dub888: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Saintnex: itsa little gnome
DontpingmePlayz: Where can I get those dice you use for Friday night paper fight graham or chat
Science_and_Magic: It's PI DAY SOON!
Bugberry: It was also Pi day recently. How appropriate.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a smidgen more than 3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love it
TheWarbo: e is better than pi
r10pez10: 14th of the 3rd
LRRbot: Time Out [4U] | Instant | Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
macintose: is this still round one game one?
DigitalSeahorse: !findquote little gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
r10pez10: or 22nd of the 7th if you're fancy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it was Pi Day?
DigitalSeahorse: doh
mastershake29x: @TheWarbo pi is tastier (i presume)
Pal_Friendpatine: Pi day is March 14th
silvalunae: mmm delicious irony
RatherWT: It was recently Pi Day, only 359 days ago.
DigitalSeahorse: Pi Day is March 14, it's coming!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ook that's what i was thinking
2rrr_mirror_breaker: wrench rigger dies
m0nkeyrama: Pi day hasn't happened yet, right?
Zalbin: goblin dies
NINJAmumyRAMSES: wrench dies?
cosarprime: doesn't the goblin die?
loglab: 10 4, get it
EOstby: Serge, your goblin is dead.
Feminine_Desires: What does serge's enchantment do?
DiscordianTokkan: Pi Day is March 14 in the US, and July 22nd everywhere else
scarlet_feverish: <message deleted>!punt
stupickles___: dead gobo
Science_and_Magic: March 14th is also Steak and a BJ day.
silvalunae: lrrHEART mods
UltimateMawile: UB Only lands is holding on
LRRbot: First Pick [3G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Anubis169: we got a veto on it yo manYES
Bugberry: @Feminine_Desires When he plays Goblin watermark cards, he shocks something.
Science_and_Magic: I dunno who came up with it, but its funny
DiscordianTokkan: (because 22/7)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't get that joke Discordian
Karfsma778: 22/7ths is approximately equal to Pi
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
dialMforMara: I prefer having pi day during the school year
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto viking64Waffle
LRRbot: Hypnotic Swirly Disc | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of creatures you control.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I feel dumb now lol
drrek0: its july 22 because 22/7 is a closer approximation to pi than 3.14
r10pez10: month-day-year, makes it 3-14
m0nkeyrama: 3 rare contraptions :o
rogerivany: Doh, I'm late for an unstable FNPF
Jorge4hg: omg
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ThePerrBearr: HOLY LAND
ChaoticObserver: HAHAHA
m0nkeyrama: Whaaaat
silvalunae: holy moly
scarlet_feverish: W H A T
Lettuce_Toast: HOLY SHIT
kamelion84: lrrWOW
wolf2012pack: WHAT
DiscordianTokkan: And only the US uses Month-Day-Year still, hah
jonasjonIV: good job!
rzrdrgn: OOF
GoblinRanger: the heck was that
2rrr_mirror_breaker: jeeeeez
DontpingmePlayz: R10pez rly
DoctorCactus: LOOOOOOOL
HazaTheRaider: BIG MONEY
Znazl: LUL OOPS ALL LANDS
colinoclock: nice
Earthenone: !clip
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gameboy350: LOL
Hingadora: :
solahwin_tampramain: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
head_cannon: HAHAHA
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HOLY FUCK
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: lrrSACK
RomanGoro: Hooooly bus
wtrob: Did Adam shuffle his deck at all?
Fruan: katesWa katesOw
Galacticcyrus: we in there LUL
silvalunae: sergeHoly
xanderhunter: mill 7?
m0nkeyrama: Thanks Serge!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: did adam shuffle
Jorge4hg: clip it
RatherWT: Oops, fixed his deck!
solahwin_tampramain: fluckChamp fluckChamp fluckChamp fluckChamp
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Toxxick: woof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Incredible
Viewers_Like_You: UB Basic Lands confirmed
DigitalSeahorse: Haha
andydamage: wooooow
UltimateMawile: UB only lands
Science_and_Magic: I thought the more important day was June 28th. Tau day. ^.28
Hingadora: katesWa katesOw
Justin_Bailey: adam's draw step: land
skyrider19: Wow
Ancient_Chaos: 14 lands seen.
DoctorCactus: adam, you have to shuffle after building
kansaiDop: good guy Serge
macintose: what a hot mess that draw was
Science_and_Magic: 6.28
Dr_fragenstien: adam only had about 3 lands left NotLikeThis
r10pez10: clip that!
Gekyouryuu: clip it!
TehAmelie: i keep trying to make people write year-month-day if they want to use numbers
LRRbot: Selfie Preservation [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
ThePerrBearr: you shuffled, and then unshuffled
xanderhunter: 4 gnomes 3 contraptions = 7
Pal_Friendpatine: 3/14/15 at 9:26 was a very interesting day. The Ultiamte Pi day!
xhres2: clearly not
iisax: Wow feels bad Serge
GoAmpDog2: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Bugberry: But was it a true random shuffle?
mastershake29x: @xanderhunter it's # of creatures
xanderhunter: ah my bd
stupickles___: cheer100 5 lands
AHayes31: Hi, I'm a new fan of LRR. I dont have in the slightest clue how to play magic but I have been enjoying all of the other content I've been watching so far!
Dr_fragenstien: it's not a may
LoadingReadyRun: WOOPS
Bugberry: How many levels of Flavor Judge are there?
colinoclock: hahaha
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Hot holy hellhounds?
CadoiPi: was no else drafting contraptions???
Fabricio_Fornasiero: dou men
Fabricio_Fornasiero: wtf
azureHaights: Surely Pi Day should be April 5th (because 6 in the morning on the 5th is pi months through the year
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Goodbye test subject.
DontpingmePlayz: Adam - a land oh another land another land holy crap another land ANOTHER LAND THANKS SERGE
Fabricio_Fornasiero: tani
RatherWT: No may, only do.
chaostreader: Um Serge. You just shuffled away your test subject.
Juliamon: Welcome AHayes31! Glad you enjoy it!
JimmyArgon: Graham the professional magic player over here
silvalunae: i hope that mill clip gets into the clip reel
DigitalSeahorse: bbye 4 now
LRRbot: Old-Fashioned Vampire [3BB] | Creature — Vampyre [3/3] | Flying / Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
r10pez10: bye seahorse
RatherWT: You could just not notice the tree.
chickenace11: @AHayes31 this is not a good magic stream to start with truth be told but you should have fun anyways
TheWarbo: Graham's advice is "play your cards better"? Is Graham secretly chat?
DiscordianTokkan: "Doesn't look like anything to me"
BENNIE_BEAR84: Clip it you knit witz!- Beej
Mithgar: contraption in Serge's Graveyard
TheWarbo: Serge, what's the ruling on failing-to-find in card art?
TruTrashMan: Test subject would be gone anyway if anthing better was in the top 6 or whatever
NrgSpoon: i was waiting for a surprise 5 extra damage after tricking him to tap out his creatures
nullrush: you just make their life total start at 40
Bugberry: He did generate a lot of creatures, so the mill card had synergy.
TruTrashMan: Off his contraption digging
Dr_fragenstien: I just realized the old-fashioned vampire's type is vampyre LUL
Dezufnocosem: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lettuce_Toast: milling can screw over combo too
gameboy350: Burn damage also does nothing untill they get to 0 life either
cosarprime: Mill really wants the blue jellyfish.
Mewr11: Uh.. that's, uh, *shaken*
thefreak013: Oooh, self burn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: didnt' Adam get Mythic in limited?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or Diamon
m0nkeyrama: He did
DarklordStratos: Maro confirms 36 planeswalkers in WAR
silvalunae: heehee
TehAmelie: one day it'll be 3141 AD, may 9
m0nkeyrama: He got mythic in limited
ThePerrBearr: does Judge Serge need to talk to Player Serge?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, thank you
LathosTiran: did serge get his card back from adam?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH DANG 200th? nice
Despoiler98: @DarklordStratos they must take up every single rare and mythic slot
r10pez10: yes he pie-destroyed it during the game
Fruan: Adam is actually quite good at Magic. Don't tell anyone.
Viewers_Like_You: WAR "Planeswalker Weekend" - "For your Planeswalker Weekend Draft or Sealed event, Planeswalker cards will be castable using mana of any color!"
Znazl: 250
TheWarbo: The game is *not* "I want to be a boshy"
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: NIce adam! that's really good
EncanisMal3k: Boshy is like the Green Lantern. It's a group effort.
silenceaux: There are dozens of them. Dozens!
Earthenone: boshis are like cylons, theres more of them than you think
m0nkeyrama: Adam is very good at limited seabatSEAL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Here's the thing about Boshy. it's not the hardest IWBTG inspired game. it's just very good, and difficult
Gekyouryuu: @Viewers_Like_You wait, is that a real thing?
Rockario: Isn't JoeKim going for Boshy? That's at least one more
Earthenone: a ringer!
Bugberry: I got to go against Ethan Fleischer a few weeks ago on Arena. It was cool even if I lost.
UltimateMawile: I don't think UB only lands has a very good matchup.
cheetoJack: James brought a ringer
F1SHOR: james is a smart business man :P
mastershake29x: m13 was exalted yes
Karfsma778: Sublime Archangel is Beautiful
TehAmelie: there can be as many boshys as there are games of I Want to be the Boshy, obvs
UnknownGerm: god, M13 was so good
Meowgoocat: hourglass was BUSTED
orionsrise1: does Adam have to say he's on the play now or can he draw his hand first?
CnCPOWERHOUR: You never look!
ThePerrBearr: wasn't Adam in some videos playing magic before then?
Znazl: Never look
mastershake29x: @orionsrise1 before your draw you have to decide
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: never. ever. look.
Earthenone: adam had to say before, and he did
UltimateMawile: Adam 7 lands is not a good hand
mlesondak: Does surge drink surge?
Bugberry: Imagine Serge shaking his head disapprovingly.
Despoiler98: nooooo everyone will laugh atchyou
m0nkeyrama: LUL
sivakrytos: why would you look? it literally doesn't matter
Dyllbert: I always look, even if I keep a 7 Kappa
Ancient_Chaos: Do we have a gif of Serge's "think about this if you're ever considering a one-lander" face?
volraths_bane: " I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it"
radioshackraider: Adam was in a few early Friday Nights videos, mostly ones that involved events at Yellowjacket
goldnpheonix: good mulligan!
weff47: but what if you draw all lands?
orionsrise1: @mastershake29x thanks boss
Skudd: Graham with the RKO out of nowhere
Fruan: 7 lands is an ok hand if one of them is Library of Alexandria
RassilonDND: I disagree. always look! just stick to your guns.
Ukon_vasara: a 7 land hand is literally uncastable
m0nkeyrama: Have you seen Adam's keeps in LRRMtg? He has no fear
djalternative: The key to not looking is not remembering that you can look
chickenace11: I once had a commander deck that could win off of a 6 land hand
Toxxick: So chat, now that we have nice hi-rez versions of the planeswalker stained glass art, dont they look like theyd make great phone wallpapers?
head_cannon: But "You're on camera Serge; everyone will laugh at you" is a GOOD thing if you were going for laughs.
dialMforMara: I want to try the London Mulligan. It sounds so much less stressful.
theonlyangelx: Adam is RIGHT
Taveena: Adam Boshidan
Bugberry: Adam, Never Punished.
dialMforMara: @Toxxick absolutely
r10pez10: !adam
LRRbot: Adam is correct.
LRRbot: X [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy [2/2] | As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed. / {U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand. / {3}{U}{B}: You may play a card in the same hand as X without paying its mana cost.
TehAmelie: i love that island
m0nkeyrama: Yes!
m0nkeyrama: X
Justin_Bailey: to quote Princess Bride Serge: "Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia"."
DiscordianTokkan: X gonna give it to ya
TheMicah21: Graham you excited for Fastlane?
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
Znazl: RE2's X PogChamp
theonlyangelx: Never Mulligan in limited (if you can help it)
UnknownGerm: Knock knock open up the door!
m0nkeyrama: X is so fun!
GoblinRanger: Oh it's that train from Res2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but Leon killed X
Dr_fragenstien: shoot his hat off Kappa
EncanisMal3k: Adam's gonna, ROCK, Adam's gonna, ROLL
RassilonDND: YES! Paul where is our royalty free music sting for X
4dSwissCheese: The most broken card in the set
jdtreker: unstable is so much fun to watch and play
UltimateMawile: X is sweet
m0nkeyrama: X is fantastic
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: yup
DoctorCactus: X ain't gonna give it to you, he's gonna take it from you
r10pez10: X is amazing
Fruan: Self discard is the way out of it
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun X gon' take it from ya
LRRbot: Wild Crocodile [1G] | Host Creature — Crocodile [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Earthenone: X the comander we deserve
Bugberry: *Hacker Voice* I'm In.
Viewers_Like_You: As the song goes, "X's owner gonna give X to ya"
Feminine_Desires: Inspector Gadget!
TheWarbo: It's THomas the Tank Engine!
HazaTheRaider: what the HECK kinda croc is that
EOstby: Wild CAWcodile.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lol
Ancient_Chaos: Caw-codile
CadoiPi: game 3?
silvalunae: i'm from florida, can confirm that's what they sound like
m0nkeyrama: LUL suuuure
Lettuce_Toast: Don't judge a judge
gsyhiap: cacaw! 🐊
Akaiatana: Crocodile it back, Serge
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Dryhad: You're a crocodile fan? Name 5 crocodiles
Znazl: wat
jonasjonIV: I believe it.
Jorge4hg: sure
Viewers_Like_You: Croc -> Dinosaur -> Bird. Caw is perfectly appropriate.
RavingPenguin: Crocodiles hiss like angry cats
HazaTheRaider: also, that is a tiny, tiny crocodile. 1/1? theres bigger scorpions than that! In this set!
weff47: um Adam
silenceaux: Adam confirmed for secret lizard person?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: totally legit
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Adam
UnknownGerm: crocodiles sound like idling diesel engines
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam: Nephew of King K Rool
nullrush: seabatTROG
GoblinRanger: benginWat
CnCPOWERHOUR: Stellar delivery, Adam. You're doing terrific.
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
RassilonDND: the bald eagle screech most people think of is also a red tailed hawk.
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Dr_fragenstien: when adam started that sentence, there was only one place it could go.
TruTrashMan: If Graham gets to thoughtseize Serge again. He knows what he must do.
TehAmelie: don't lie to the judge lrrHEART
squigel: i assume he married into the family/?
StageMgrRob: I thought crocodiles go "tick-tock"
Saintnex: Adam, why did you go there??
DerPilsner: Xgonnagiveittoya
SnivianMoon: Tap, Tap, Put him in your hand; Reveal. Now Adam can cast any card you peel.
TheMandrew: gonna give x to ya?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yeah well MY uncle works for crocodile
inso80: we have the same first name Serge. FeelsGoodMan
radioshackraider: Everybody's great aunt Euphemia is a Crocodile
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun X counts towards Maximum hand size
Fruan: Serge's play should be draw, discard to hand limit, discard X
redrumekki: can he discard X if he goes over 7?
LRRbot: Willing Test Subject [2G] | Creature — Spider Monkey Scientist [2/2] | Reach / Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject. / {6}: Roll a six-sided die.
sivakrytos: i love that they ran with that boss joke
Kejardon: I was just thinking htat Fruan
Dyllbert: @redrumekki Yes
Beowulf_Bjornson: Draw, go to cleanup lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: i'm not actually sure how you get rid of X
2rrr_mirror_breaker: he should have just passed and discarded X
CapnRobert: like isnt the right line for surge hold stuff till he can discard x
Bugberry: What happened to poker faces?
mastershake29x: @redrumekki i think that works
DiscordianTokkan: Adam should have played one of Serge's lands
LRRbot: Sly Spy (b) [2B] | Creature — Human Spy [2/2] | Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
DiscordianTokkan: lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: self-experimentation with an unwilling test subject, now that'd be weird
Dyllbert: !card X
LRRbot: X [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy [2/2] | As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed. / {U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand. / {3}{U}{B}: You may play a card in the same hand as X without paying its mana cost.
CadoiPi: can serge discard x due to handsize
Thatwasademo: he could, yes
chaostreader: @cadoipi yes
LRRbot: Joyride Rigger [3G] | Creature — Goblin Rigger [3/3] | When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Koshindan: If you tap 45 degrees, then it never faces left. :)
LRRbot: Insufferable Syphon | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.
4dSwissCheese: Yes, CadoiP, but Adam can play cards out of his hand so he never gets there.
Ryenji: wow
Ancient_Chaos: Self-saved
UnknownGerm: oh snap
cosarprime: That's really good vs x
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He can make himself discard X.
Earthenone: annother out to X
Lettuce_Toast: He can discard X with that!
Mithgar: Pro-tip. You CAN Discard X
RuiFaleiro: I don't feel enough jokes were made about "cranking it".
Fruan: You can self target with that contraption too
mastershake29x: @4dSwissCheese he has to pay mana for those
Saintnex: wait can Serge target himself and discard X?
LRRbot: Suspicious Nanny [4U] | Creature — Human Spy Rigger [3/4] | Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
Thatwasademo: oh you can totally discard X to that contraption too
Dyllbert: Adam has to pay 5 mana to play serge's lands. It honestly doesn't seem like that could of a use of his turn.
Bugberry: That flavor text is amazing.
Dr_fragenstien: adam can cast X. he didn't but he could
colinoclock: there is definitely a theme here
cheetoJack: Adam's deck is "You made this? I made this"
colinoclock: spy tribal
Bugberry: "My Authentic Human Baby"
chickenace11: Wait X breaks that game that G and Alex played in the one episode of Friday nights where the last letter becomes the first letter of a word
goldnpheonix: 'authentic human baby'
linting3: who won the first game?
Bladinus: X got got
linting3: oh nvm
r10pez10: you play this? i play this
chaostreader: Whose graveyard does X go into?
Thatwasademo: X gon get given to ya
SacrificialToast: owner
mastershake29x: @chaostreader adam's
Thatwasademo: its owner's graveyard, as normal
Lettuce_Toast: X got it given to him
Fruan: The interactions in this set are just amazing.
Bugberry: @chaostreader cards always go to their owner's graveyards.
MrPhlip: cards go into their owner's graveyard unless something silver-bordered specifically says otherwise
Dyllbert: @chaostreader Cards always go into their owners (aka outside of the game) graveyard
LRRbot: Feisty Stegosaurus [4R] | Host Creature — Dinosaur [2/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
DoctorCactus: feisty
Znazl: needed a forest last game 🤷
Lettuce_Toast: Feisty
djalternative: he could've also just cast X for normal
chaostreader: @bugberry this is an un set. That is not a given.
m0nkeyrama: welp
goldnpheonix: rip
Lettuce_Toast: Firey would be a lot more painful
m0nkeyrama: almost a 5
Dr_fragenstien: there might be effects that put cards into a graveyard other than it's owner's in graveyard, but I can't think of any off the top of my head
TruTrashMan: Should've cast X in response to the Serge pointing the discard at himself
UltimateMawile: boards into sultai
Justin_Bailey: sadtrombone.wav
Jorge4hg: welp
weff47: Adam seems unimpressed
Bugberry: @chaostreader Un sets still follow Magic rules, unless otherwise stated. Nothing sends your cards to the opponent's graveyard.
Earthenone: X dosent have flash
Thatwasademo: yeah, X doesn't have flash
Thatwasademo: I guess you could use the ability
Znazl: activated
LRRbot: Old-Fashioned Vampire [3BB] | Creature — Vampyre [3/3] | Flying / Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: X doesnt change timing rules
r10pez10: wow that's so weird
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Dr_fragenstien: he can also just cast X as normal for 2 mana, at normal timing
silvalunae: that /sucks/ serge
Fruan: X is a super weird card
HazaTheRaider: same 'you may cast' thing overriding flash vs not-flash
Znazl: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:33 PM
LRRbot: Ol' Buzzbark [XRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
silvalunae: BD
silenceaux: thank you for checking
TheWarbo: X is in the same hand as X
sivakrytos: the card doesn't care at all about if it's night
F1SHOR: someone go out and put a spot light at the window so its not dark
r10pez10: 4 inches minimum!
prufrock1977: Surge puns!
Earthenone: if serge can drag this one out a few more hours that vampire gets a lot worse
head_cannon: Good Ol' Buzzbark.
ThePerrBearr: the 3 is touching
Znazl: 9/9 PogChamp
r10pez10: ahahahahaha
tehcrashxor: Serge needs to slow-play until sunrise to prevent the the Vamp's abilities
TehAmelie: that's a oofa AND doofa
Dyllbert: That looks like a 9 to me, not a 6 Kappa
m0nkeyrama: woow
m0nkeyrama: That had much more value
RassilonDND: if James goes outside and turned on his high beams, is it still dark outside?
colinoclock: def not a whiff this time
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Type_One___: cheer100
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Ah the ever useful magic square
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Feminine_Desires: 9/9 for 6 that kills a creature. Not bad.
ThePerrBearr: are those dice regulation size?
Onefatcow: MaRo said a cubic inch I think
LRRbot: Dirty Rat [1B] | Host Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
DarkMorford: sergeSqueak
Dr_fragenstien: the dice need to be properly weighted and cannot be big enough to damage the cards
m0nkeyrama: sergeSqueak
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's an official ruling on Gatherer: "Dice rolled for Ol’ Buzzbark can’t be greater than one inch in width."
colinoclock: @feminine_desires and bluffs another
LRRbot: Hammerfest Boomtacular [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.
tehcrashxor: Doe the rule specify d6 dice?
LRRbot: Steamflogger Temp [1R] | Creature — Goblin Rigger [2/1] | {6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Vampiricsloth: so G, has P's foam dice collection grown lately?
Thatwasademo: the card says six-sided dice, yes
opticbadg3r: hello
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Thatwasademo: which per the Unstable FAQ means dice with 1,2,3,4,5,6 on them
r10pez10: i'm pretty sure gatherer, scryfall et al. have rulings on silver-border cards now
Vampiricsloth: haha nice
CapnRobert: I mean is no larger than a cubic inch errata cause if not doesnt sound official to me
Bugberry: I remember the last Future Sight card I ever pulled was a Steamflogger boss. I thought "when will this ever be relevant?"
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m0nkeyrama: Justice? seabatTROG
NrgSpoon: does it specify what numbers should be printed on the dice?
LRRbot: Crow Storm [2U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. / Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
TehAmelie: do they have to be numbers? i think all the dice i own has dots
wtrob: Caw!
Mowdownjoe: Crow Storm for 1! PogChamp
weff47: ooh shiny
EOstby: It happened!
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Bugberry: @NrgSpoon Dice have a specific meaning in Magic rules. Also, it's rule of fun.
DRMagnify: Doesn
Thatwasademo: from Gatherer: 1/19/2018 Dice rolled for Ol’ Buzzbark can’t be greater than one inch in width. Yes, we’ve seen how rolling millions of dice from orbit will destroy Earth. Please don’t do this. We just bought a house.
r10pez10: that storm crow token is the best art for lightning bolt btw
DRMagnify: Doesn't the vampire have deathtouch?
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CapnRobert: lol paul
wtrob: Crow Storm is my favorite card in Unstable and I went out of my way to get a foil
TehAmelie: oh wow, the jokes
StephenJM81: he's going the distance?
m0nkeyrama: Going for the dps race seabatTROG
loglab: that sounds like a piece of CAKE
Ancient_Chaos: Deathtouch vs literal actual deathtouch.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: But Vraska is stable
Thane1607: !help
Bugberry: The important thing to remember is that Unstable still follows Magic rules unless otherwise stated.
LRRbot: Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Spy [2/3] | Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text. / {2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
TehAmelie: Vraska can go the distance. he can be High Summoner
djalternative: @SydPreviouslyHeadache not if you have a silver sharpie
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Thatwasademo: it can steal rules text too
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, doesn't the vamp have flying?
A_Dub888: !card willing
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ready // Willing; Unwilling Recruit; Gods Willing; Willing Test Subject
r10pez10: stealing textboxes is strong
A_Dub888: !card willing test subject
LRRbot: Willing Test Subject [2G] | Creature — Spider Monkey Scientist [2/2] | Reach / Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject. / {6}: Roll a six-sided die.
m0nkeyrama: Phoebe is really good
Lettuce_Toast: That's so busted!
DrWreckage: No it's the whole tex box
Bladinus: but they have rules text
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, reach, forgot about that. Thanks!
DrWreckage: Rules text included
m0nkeyrama: She steals everything in the box
BrindleBoar: note that that's not until end of turn or end of game - that is forever Kappa
Earthenone: might as well steal some rules??
mynthio: !card Master of Cruelties
LRRbot: Master of Cruelties [3BR] | Creature — Demon [1/4] | First strike, deathtouch / Master of Cruelties can only attack alone. / Whenever Master of Cruelties attacks a player and isn't blocked, that player's life total becomes 1. Master of Cruelties assigns no combat damage this combat.
Ukon_vasara: still, making serge's cards with words on them into vanilla creatures is pretty solid
Thatwasademo: stealing the flavor text is bad for you, stealing the rules text is good
Bugberry: I believe Power/Toughness isn't part of the Text Box.
TheWarbo: One ability is "flavor text." One ability is "whole text box"
Lettuce_Toast: She steals the whole box, rules, abilities and all
TehAmelie: it's balanced, if she steals text from a creature then it can block her
VileVulture: Adam playing Dimir Spies
LRRbot: Voracious Vacuum [3] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
togashinaruta: The double-sided tokens are the ones created by cards outside of unstable - angels, dragons, thoperts, spirits, etc
sgtknispel23: that tapping tho,surge is tapping like on arena
2rrr_mirror_breaker: why isnt adam taking text?
togashinaruta: thopters*
Thatwasademo: like on arena without darkening the card
m0nkeyrama: He wants to be an agent of S.N.E.A.K.
LRRbot: Steamflogger Temp [1R] | Creature — Goblin Rigger [2/1] | {6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Bugberry: @2rrr_mirror_breaker It costs mana, and nothing Serge has has relevant text boxes.
LRRbot: Gift Horse | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @Bugberry he could have taken steamflogger temps text box at the end of serges last turn
Despoiler98: how are theere so many goblins in that horse ><
m0nkeyrama: Serge's deck seems pretty strong
LetsConsider: Wait, difference, not total
LetsConsider: What was the roll?
Thatwasademo: 1, 3
DiscordianTokkan: 3 and 1
RuiFaleiro: 1 and 3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 1 and 3
mastershake29x: @LetsConsider 3 - 1 = 2
LetsConsider: Got it
LRRbot: Gnomeball Machine | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Nemowoodbine: I caught that graham
LetsConsider: I thought it was 1-1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sorry, idk why i didn't think everyone would join in
2rrr_mirror_breaker: take the temps text box please! don't just let him assemble all his contraptions
Fruan: Oh boy.
mastershake29x: i suppose technically ABS(1-3) = 2
Nemowoodbine: I appreciate your sucks joke
gameboy350: why didnt adam steal the temp's ability
TehAmelie: dice decks can be incredibly strong. especially with certain creatures that add to all your dice rolls
Earthenone: i think adam thought it only stole flavor
LRRbot: Record Store | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
62MGcobra: elfunkSad
djalternative: Steel Tex! It's stronger than Iron Text!
RassilonDND: this was the set with hydradoodle right?
HazaTheRaider: adam noooo
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, I think he might misunderstand the ability
Lettuce_Toast: Serge is kinda unstoppable, honestly
mastershake29x: look at top 6 seems ok
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Innistrad?
m0nkeyrama: These games are for fun anyway SeemsGood
gameboy350: little known "fact", hydradoodle is from theros
Thane1607: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2986: "FRRRRRT?" —butt
sivakrytos: a ravnica set
A_Dub888: Could've been a Simic thing
Fruan: Ravnica Allegience is the set with Hydradoodle, right?
xhres2: @LoadingReadyRun It could be a simic from aligence
cryptogamby: !quote
djalternative: Hydradoodle could totally be Simic
TruTrashMan: Sharktocrab is from Allegience all bets are off on this shit
m0nkeyrama: GGs
SydPreviouslyHeadache: GGs
SteveT40: Just tuned in. Things looking good for Serge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah this is interesting and really fun to watch
Bladinus: simGee
wolf2012pack: LOL, we're actually getting Ben v Cam
gameboy350: But what if I do go away?
RassilonDND: I mean hydradoodle could've been in simic for ravnica or time spiral or the other in sets!
Vampiricsloth: hype for more BGC <3
Despoiler98: !quote
Aneximarius: Man I knew I was forgetting something tonight
HazaTheRaider: that was kinda a downer how adam checked out. i get that he was drawing poorly but it made the game drag a bit
Lettuce_Toast: I can't wait for ben v cam
Aneximarius: how far are they
postmodernpajamawrestler: What if I want to leave huh? You ever think about that?
Juliamon: Just finished the first round
TehAmelie: time to watch Graham die
postmodernpajamawrestler: but tbh I have to go, for now, hopefully this is still up when I get back, have fun chat
Juliamon: Yall can leave if you want, you'll just miss out on these sweet tunes
djalternative: I hope Ben has been practiceing his hot fix tech
gameboy350: What if I don't want to leave but I do anyways?
Aneximarius: Did they house rule the shaharazad this time?
djalternative: no
Aneximarius: as it should be.
djalternative: hehehehehehe
seth_erickson: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:26.
offbeatwitch: perfectly balanced
djalternative: muahahahahahahahahahaha
xhres2: I don't think anyone opened a spile @Aneximarius
djalternative: !updog
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xhres2: *spike
Aneximarius: Well that's disappointing
TehAmelie: there should be at least a dozen cards we couldn't have seen on the draft cams
bob_baggins: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:32.
Thane1607: !findquote mardu
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
djalternative: we'll find out in this next match since it'll be the last of what we haven't seen
Aneximarius: I still have to draft this set myself, I need these kind of laughs in my day
chaostreader: @tehamelie it should be six cards per pack so 18 cards we never saw.
bob_baggins: what set are they drafting?
bob_baggins: just got here
Juliamon: Unstable
Thane1607: unstable
bob_baggins: !!!!!!!
TehAmelie: oh yeah
bob_baggins: im so bummed i missed it! ill have to catch the first half on vod
Aneximarius: Right? the time you're late and they bust out this
Aneximarius: same feels
hd_dabnado: wait what is happening? i just joined
bob_baggins: lol
djalternative: it was scheduled all week
Juliamon: Unstable draft, HD
bob_baggins: unstable draft!
djalternative: there was notice
RassilonDND: unstable. thanks
hd_dabnado: i was about to watch the vod when i saw that there was a stream as well
bob_baggins: have rounds started?
Aneximarius: That implies I'm adult enough to check the schedule
Aneximarius: and clearly I am not
Juliamon: We're heading into round 2
bob_baggins: oh yay!
m0nkeyrama: benginDab
RassilonDND: the autumnal rumble and blind commander are also happening next week.
TehAmelie: hi again!
Aneximarius: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Oatway_: lucky ian knows how to turn on... a mic
Earthenone: the battle of the beards!
Bugberry: When was the last time Ian and Graham faced off? It feels like awhile.
Znazl: Myagic
Thane1607: lrrSPOOP
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Scar_Red_Tiger: Magic as MaRo intended
LRRbot: Adorable Kitten [W] | Host Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Lettuce_Toast: beard brother beatdown battle time!
Earthenone: Kitty!
TehAmelie: awww
adambomb625: Meow
r10pez10: oh no ian oh no
DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awuww
62MGcobra: benginDab
Diabore: meow
Despoiler98: KITTEH
m0nkeyrama: wooow
Znazl: Op
TehAmelie: that's a turn 1
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing (c) [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered. / Whenever a creature with the chosen border enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Aneximarius: Power meow
r10pez10: combat ruining all-star half-kitten half-kitten
Despoiler98: daaaaaayum
Earthenone: cant Eff that
djalternative: Really digging Ian's deck name.
ThePerrBearr: kitten OP
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing (f) [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number. / Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
m0nkeyrama: Unstable really messing with the reader DansGame
Despoiler98: nice
DoctorCactus: and to the graveyard it goes
Aneximarius: He'll figure it out
silenceaux: So, every time Graham casts(?) a creature card with two words, he draws a card
Viewers_Like_You: "Eff this blessing!" - Graham
silenceaux: Er, creature spell.
Dr_fragenstien: so what number did G pick?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @silenceaux etbs under his control
chaostreader: 2
ThePerrBearr: mono kitten?
Despoiler98: oh god a horde of kittens
adambomb625: Meow x2
orionsrise1: what number ?
silenceaux: 2rrr_mirror_breaker Ah it IS ETB, okay good good
djalternative: Adorable kitten is 2 words
m0nkeyrama: Kitten tribal :o
Aneximarius: that's still 8 life for 2
Mystaira: I hearrd there was kittens!
r10pez10: i just saw ian's deckname
Aneximarius: He contorls
r10pez10: deep cut, ian
Scar_Red_Tiger: I take it Augments aren't ETB triggers?
LRRbot: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f) [WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight [2/2] | First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
djalternative: @Scar_Red_Tiger nope. activated ability
ThePerrBearr: sometimes the dumb cards are more fun
RockPusher: ♫ Memory. All alone in the moonlight… ♫
Bugberry: Graham has the right idea. Play what's fun.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I respect that Graham
Aneximarius: Graham just described everything I love about this draft
RuiFaleiro: Music at night, Andrew Lloyd Weber's delight. Music in the morning, Andrew Lloyd Weber takes warning.
CaptainSpam: "I wanna play these dumb cards." -- Un-sets in a nutshell. Kappa
adamjford: An augment creature entering the battlefield does triggers things like Blessing
adamjford: (yes, this is weird)
Pal_Friendpatine: What was G’s number?
LRRbot: Numbing Jellyfish [3U] | Host Creature — Jellyfish [2/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the result.
Earthenone: numnumnum
m0nkeyrama: Wowie
chaostreader: @pal_friendpatine 2
Aneximarius: Ian's gonna make the simic slaw
r10pez10: two words!
Feminine_Desires: The Humming was a really good hit!
Aneximarius: creatures HE controls
LRRbot: Labro Bot [5] | Artifact Host Creature — Hound [3/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Feminine_Desires: That card is bonkers
RassilonDND: Knight of the kitchen sink is based off of that kitkin knight that looks like it's riding a chocobo right?
Dryhad: @RuiFaleiro Nice
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks @chaostreader
Karfsma778: Oh no, HUMMING. Humming is the *best* card
Feminine_Desires: Oh
gsyhiap: niiiice
Lettuce_Toast: PLAYED
Feminine_Desires: Oh no
Saintnex: ohhhh Ian got BODIED
Feminine_Desires: Not the humming?
Bugberry: 2 times mill has backfired.
Thatwasademo: did you draw a card?
m0nkeyrama: Ian is helpful like Serge PogChamp
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VoyRising: humming so much better
Viewers_Like_You: !card Humming
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
62MGcobra: lrrFINE
chaostreader: @thatwasademo he did.
DiscordianTokkan: Did G draw a card from the Labro Bot?
Thatwasademo: cool good
Feminine_Desires: Humming is still one of the best cards in unstable
Mystaira: I'mma have to watch the vod later to see what I missed. =D
Aneximarius: He did
Bugberry: @DiscordianTokkan Yes.
DiscordianTokkan: katesNice
LRRbot: Gnome-Made Engine [4] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Aneximarius: The S H I N E
RassilonDND: I wonder if we will get half kitten half kitten tonight.
Saintnex: I mean if G augments Labro bot, then he can get humming back fairly easily
head_cannon: @RassilonDND You mean Plover Knights?
wolf2012pack: lots of shinny tokens
LRRbot: Numbing Jellyfish [3U] | Host Creature — Jellyfish [2/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the result.
LoganAura: Aaand graham probably realized the humming combo.
the_bananarchist: !card angelic rocket
LRRbot: Angelic Rocket [8] | Artifact Host Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Bugberry: Pony had day 1 erata.
r10pez10: angelic is crazy
Aneximarius: I just realized they both draw on the left
Bugberry: !card Pony
LRRbot: Did you mean: Dwarven Pony; Ponyback Brigade; Ordinary Pony
xmoldygoldx: can't wait to see some augmentation
Bugberry: !card Ordinary Pony
LRRbot: Ordinary Pony [2W] | Host Creature — Horse [2/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Viewers_Like_You: "Stingers on jellies and whiskers on kittens..."
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Radyin: !card dwarven pony
RassilonDND: @head_cannon I meant knight of meadowgrain. I guess I never noticed it was a goat.
Lettuce_Toast: Doesn't everybody draw from the left? Like we read from the left
RuiFaleiro: I forgot, is there a monkey augment, to realize the Skullcrusher Mountain monstrosity?
Lettuce_Toast: I even play cards from the left
Dr_fragenstien: I usually draw from the right
djalternative: Are either of you lefties?
azureHaights: Whatever you say, Graham "Rough Ralph" Stark
CardinalJobber: I typically draw from my right.
LRRbot: Eager Beaver [2G] | Host Creature — Beaver [3/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
TruTrashMan: I'm weird in that I put my deck as close to the middle of the table as possible
Aneximarius: I put my deck on the right, that way I have to put my hand down an actually read the one card in my hand
Juliamon: I draw from the right
RuiFaleiro: I draw on the right, because I'm right-handed.
Viewers_Like_You: I'm a righty as well
r10pez10: my library's generally near my hand, on the right
l42liam: why doesnt the unstable draft thing have the emojis!?!?
TruTrashMan: Away from the edge is how I do it
silvalunae: i know how i'm playing at my next game now
Bugberry: I draw from the right.
silvalunae cackles
Lettuce_Toast: I imagine heathens who draw from the right also use a fork in your right hand
r10pez10: do whatever you want, just don't misrepresent the board state
DiscordianTokkan: !card monkey-
LRRbot: Monkey- | Creature — Monkey [+2/+2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, / Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
LRRbot: Gnome-Made Engine [4] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
SoulEater50210: I draw and play on the right while being left-handed
adambomb625: I draw from behind my back
LRRbot: Robo-Engine [4] | Artifact Artifact Creature — Construct Construct [3/3] | At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. / Augment {2} ({2}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
squigel: kiki jikki combo him
Thatwasademo: putting your library in the middle might make unambiguously placing your graveyard difficult
Rockario: I draw from the right because I tend to lean on my left shoulder
RuiFaleiro: @DiscordianTokkan Niiiiice.
tehcrashxor: Nothing says that you can't have your land and cards all in a single line either.
m0nkeyrama: Nice overlay, Paul!
Rockario: *Left elbow
RockPusher: guyjudgePoml guyjudgeLove guyjudgePomr
Taveena: Construct Construct?
Earthenone: Robo Engine : Engage
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: in broadcast events there is actually a standardized board layout
azureHaights: Construct Construct!
r10pez10: that's still awesome
gameboy350: A construct construct
Viewers_Like_You: !card Labro Bot
LRRbot: Labro Bot [5] | Artifact Host Creature — Hound [3/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
mlesondak: haha thats cool i was just thinking whats with the lines down the cards
CardinalJobber: The deadly construct construct.
niccus: artifact artifact creature construct construct
ThePerrBearr: cause it's end step
Aneximarius: This is the most debate i've started up in this chat in years
djalternative: !card Humming Bot
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HazaTheRaider: that's pretty gundam
Viewers_Like_You: G missing out on the "Robo-Bot"
ThePerrBearr: oddly, only one word nae
Dr_fragenstien: no, it's just a single artifact, since the host's artifact type is covered
RuiFaleiro: The robo host art seems very Iron Giant esque.
RuiFaleiro: Er, augment.
orionsrise1: is it a 3/3 now?
dialMforMara: make a robobot. Like Kirby.
Saintnex: Robo-bot would have been real tech I think
Dr_fragenstien: OH, i didn't see that
m0nkeyrama: That's pretty funny LUL
Fugi: robo-bot would have been choice imo
Aneximarius: Reaally good card design in this
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LRRbot: Labro Bot [5] | Artifact Host Creature — Hound [3/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
MrPhlip: Like, Half-Kitten Half-Engine is an Artifact Creture - Cat Construt
LRRbot: Humming-Bot [5] | Artifact Creature — Bird Hound [5/6] | Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand. / Flying / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
RuiFaleiro: Yesss
2rrr_mirror_breaker: robo-bot is bae
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r10pez10: kitten kitten is ridiculous
NrgSpoon: i'm sad you didn't make Kirby's Robobot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hih, this is a bit beyond me
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: wotc deploys points-to-head meme
RassilonDND: YES!
Bugberry: I'm currently playing Horizon Zero Dawn, so these robot animals are pretty appropriate.
offbeatwitch: powerful magic occuring here
Saintnex: oh my, G's deck is real nice
2rrr_mirror_breaker: man these jellies are a CLINIC in why incidentally milling your OP is a bad choice
TehAmelie: float like a hummingbot, sting like a kittenfish
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow. Best Magic I’ve ever witnessed
Aneximarius: there's a new pin, "5 to the dome"
xmoldygoldx: lol funny to me that the hummingbird augment gives +2/+3, but the robo only gives +1/+1
LRRbot: Mother Kangaroo [4G] | Host Creature — Kangaroo [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
MrPhlip: btw: doing all the text manipulation to build all the host/augment combinations from lrrbot was a lot of fun :D
Feminine_Desires: Augment deck is one of the best decks in unstable draft, because of humming.
TehAmelie: clearly it's a very large hummingbird
the_bananarchist: wait ooc why is Ian's called Andrew Lloyd Webber's delight? missed the beginning of the draft
Professor_Rakor: Notably the Humming augment....has birds for scale.
Aneximarius: Those feels when you go all in on mono-jelly
Thatwasademo: steam-powered forest, you say
the_bananarchist: !card steam-powered
LRRbot: Steam-Powered | Artifact Creature — Construct [+0/+4] | {5}: / Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Skudd: Steam-Powered Forest
Hingadora: Aw, dang. Could've had a Steam-Powered Engine.
azureHaights: CAMS: Cards that Affect the Mana Base
Ancient_Chaos: Ah, yes, the Steam-Powered Forest. Just as Niv intended.
MrPhlip: You're just feeding the Humming Bot...
azureHaights: *CAMB
RuiFaleiro: So Steam-Powered is just... beef.
offbeatwitch: Beef
TruTrashMan: wow a hummingKangaroo sounds next to busted
Dr_fragenstien: do not eat the steam-powered beef
Lettuce_Toast: That's two games in a row where the milling benefitted the target player
djalternative: Never frozen Beef from Wendy's
Thatwasademo: @RuiFaleiro It's a little hard to notice, but it turns the host's triggered ability into an activated ability that costs {5}
MrPhlip: it's not just beef, it has the "{5}:" which attaches to the trigger and turns it into an activated ability
Feminine_Desires: @TruTrashMan pretty sure that happened during the first unsable draft/ It won. All the time.
Despoiler98: aw the little squirrel on the back on the kangaroo is adorable slytqOMG
Aneximarius: I wonder if I could make Spike into Isocron scepter really broken in this
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
azureHaights: @Thatwasademo Still straight beef. That's a beefy activation cost.
RuiFaleiro: @Thatwasademo Ah, I did miss that.
TheWarbo: Yeah every augment has a "here's how you redo the host's ETB" on it somewhere
JonnyGlitch: dang missed the beginning
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
JonnyGlitch: that's a lot of hosts
r10pez10: permanent buff, mind you
Ancient_Chaos: Remember that +2/+2 is permanent.
TheWarbo: wait Really Epic Punch doesn't say "until end of turn!?!?"
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TheWarbo: wow
TehAmelie: i doubt anyone has sat down and theorycrafted the optimal host-augment configurations for all eventualities. it can be a lot, even in just one draft deck
Thatwasademo: (this effect lasts indefinitely)
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow, it isn't until end of turn
m0nkeyrama: :o
Ukon_vasara: riding the dilu-PAWNCH
TruTrashMan: YOU PUNCH THEM FROM THE TOP OF THE DILU HORSE
chaostreader: Nothing like a permanent +2/+2
Dr_fragenstien: and it's not a mis-print. At least, if it is it was amde official
NrgSpoon: right, really epic punch couldn't target the knight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: There is a lot going on
offbeatwitch: to be fair, it was a REALLY epic punch
LRRbot: Crafty Octopus [2U] | Host Creature — Octopus Rigger [1/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Dryhad: Punching the Dilu Horse
RuiFaleiro: Sideboard the rest in, Ian!
TehAmelie: there's not a lot of cases here where it'll be relevant that the bonus isn't counters, is there?
Bugberry: Funny how GRN has a card that grants a keyword indefinitely similar to that.
LRRbot: Auto-Key | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."
RockPusher: Is said octopus delicious?
chaostreader: If neither creature dies do they just keep fighting?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Ian on the lifegain and Mill
RockPusher: Where is Kiryu to spear gun that octopus?
offbeatwitch: harpoon time
Ukon_vasara: "STeve, hit it with your crossbow"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kittacles?
Earthenone: ian is on Japan tribal
Saintnex: mono octo and lifegain
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Waste it with your crossbow!
LRRbot: Voracious Vacuum [3] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Ancient_Chaos: Tentakittens
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: mono japan
wolf2012pack: didn't the Knight die?
RuiFaleiro: I'm still immature enough to snicker everytime I hear "crank".
GoblinRanger: getting some real value on the card draw there
NightBook1: i think the kitten might just object to beeing called a bottom feeder
TehAmelie: kittens and kitten-level intelligences
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Ukon_vasara: knight has pro watermarks so it couldnt be targeted with the fight card @wolf2012pack
LRRbot: Humming-Engine [4] | Artifact Creature — Bird Construct [4/5] | Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. / Flying / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
m0nkeyrama: Graham's board is overflowing
2rrr_mirror_breaker: anyone else experiencing stream buffering issues or is it just my crappy internet?
the_bananarchist: most engines do hum
GoblinRanger: that one looks like it's crawling
Ancient_Chaos: A humming engine - working as intended.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Variations on a theme.
jonasjonIV: cy-bird
ThePerrBearr: he's on token generation
Bugberry: Magic: Zero Dawn
TruTrashMan: We can rebuild them. Stronger. Faster. With relevant combat triggers
SpookySpaghooti: thats either a very small engine or a very large bird
chaostreader: Thank you everyone
AlonsoSwift: Now Graham's got the wombo combo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: https://scryfall.com/card/tbfz/7/octopus for the crossbow joke
TehAmelie: a hummingbird with smokestacks attached to it can not end well for anyone
Thatwasademo: Humming- is a very powerful card
Dr_fragenstien: Conventional wisdom would say adding robot parts to living creatures is "augmenting" them, but what about vice-versa?
LetsConsider: Look at the birds for scale @spookyspaghooti
Aneximarius: the irony of Ian's deck fueling his graveyard recursion
RockPusher: Humming engine - Graham has his very own drone zone :O tiltyhEXTREME
TehAmelie: attaching living tissue to a robot? that's a Terminator
ContingentCat: katesLurk hey
Dr_fragenstien: so graham is making bird-terminators?
Earthenone: Bird (bird for scale)
m0nkeyrama: LUL yeah
Aneximarius: Birdimators if you will
LRRbot: Jackknight [1W] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight [1/1] | Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.
ThePerrBearr: oh wow, that is a big hummingbird
Ukon_vasara: the kittens are full of sustenance
Saintnex: So Ian either needs to gain more life or deal with the flyers or he's dead?
strangelee: Is the Humming Bot a proto Thopter?
Aneximarius: now how do we get Birdimator Wizards?
ThorSokar: considering how much hummingbirds eat, I wonder how much that huge one has to eat
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @Dr_fragenstien no he just doesn't know the words
RuiFaleiro: What was the DIY Serra Angel from Unstable?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I see
AHayes31: Graham trying to make a collective of humming bird-borgs
TehAmelie: Sword of Dungeons and Dragons? i don't remember
Lettuce_Toast: 3 UW decks just means cam ws sending those intense signals
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Ukon_vasara: humming-borgs ruuS
RuiFaleiro: Ha, looked it up, and it's Do-It-Yourself Seraph. I was almost there.
Professor_Rakor: Settle the wreckage!
adambomb625: What's with Ian's deck name? I don't get the reference?
Thatwasademo: flash in rules lawyer somehow
TehAmelie: Cats, the musical
Thatwasademo: go to -1
squigel: !card oddly-uneven
LRRbot: Oddly Uneven [3WW] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.) / • Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
colinoclock: oh no! side it in!
TheWarbo: Azorius: the most Unstable guild
Skudd: Faerie Aerie is bonkers
breadisbest1: what happens to the cards after the draft?
RuiFaleiro: That's a smooth ad.
offbeatwitch: it's 5am in europe
TheWarbo: 5am D&D?
Feminine_Desires: 5am dnd coming when?
colinoclock: hahaha 5 am dnd
GoblinRanger: It is amazing
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
djalternative: I guess it depends on the time zone
Jacobontherun1: 5 am oh boy time for D&D
Skudd: I JUST got caught up on Bylaw & Order, it's been really good.
Dr_fragenstien: i've been meaning to catch up with that
Bladinus: !card Faerie Aerie
LRRbot: Faerie Aerie | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's amazing. I give it my official endorsement.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it is great
Ancient_Chaos: 5am D&D is the best kind.
m0nkeyrama: 5 am isn't time for anything but sleep
ThorSokar: I honestly don't believe any of you would get up at 5am unless you absolutely had to
TehAmelie: ooh, the man with the plam
RuiFaleiro: My Ravnica game fell apart because one ornery guy was the worst undercover Dimir ever.
Ukon_vasara: 5am D&D sounds like a very good game thats stilll going
LRRbot: Adorable Kitten [W] | Host Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
TehAmelie: plan
Earthenone: 5 am dnd, time to take a long rest in real time
Ancient_Chaos: Exactly @Ukon_vasara
TheWarbo: I have played a lot of D&D at 5am but that's usually "at the end of a 12 hour session" when I was waaaaaaay younger
chaostreader: You sure are a keeper Ian.
Angreed66: @m0nkeyrama You mean waking up right?
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Nemowoodbine: Shuffle ian
Jacobontherun1: Tim Allen noises
djalternative: 5 AM D&D sounds lik D&D an hour after getting home from the bar here in Chicago
DiscordianTokkan: Smorking Krark
m0nkeyrama: I meaaaan @Angreed66
Feminine_Desires: !card Krark's Thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would flip a coin, instead flip two coins and ignore one.
RockPusher: Krankor's Other Thumb!
CardinalJobber: I really need to get into D&D again, but I don't have a play group to play it anymore and still relatively new to it.
niccus: when are we getting krark's third thumb
Pharmacistjudge: wouldn't the third thumb be a toe?
r10pez10: communication *jazz hands*
DiscordianTokkan: Or Krark's big toe
TheWarbo: There is online D&D organized in the LRR discord if that's your thing
Juliamon: Krark's Big Toe
Bugberry: Krark needs a Legendary Card. Maybe in Modern Horizons.
TheWarbo: (online D&D is not my thing)
Ukon_vasara: tbf if the magic novels cant spell Krark right, we shouldnt be expected to say it right
Ancient_Chaos: @djalternative Sounds like a plan to me - sign me up.
Fishliveroil: lol
offbeatwitch: roll house roll house
Professor_Rakor: Krark's pinky toe. Opponents can only roll one die per turn.
LRRbot: Kindly Cognician [1U] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Artificer [1/3] | Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.
HazaTheRaider: tos! tos!
RuiFaleiro: Hey, Goro had four thumbs. As do... some vedalken.
radioshackraider: @Bugberry I feel like if Krark is to get a card, it'd be in an Un set.
chaostreader: That took me a second and I’m glad it did.
DoctorCactus: Graham, I would have called a judge after that comment
Bugberry: @radioshackraider They make coin flip cards in Blackborder.
LathosTiran: *yawn*
Mystaira: LOL Graham, I've been there. XD
Earthenone: Krack, Thumbless but seeking
LRRbot: Mother Kangaroo [4G] | Host Creature — Kangaroo [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
TheWarbo: Who need thumbs? He has a -Clan
djalternative: The only Orc to have Enrage
TehAmelie: who has no thumbs and Haste?
Bladinus: "Who got two thumbs and.... oh.."
r10pez10: i think it's implied he lost a bet and had to use his thumb as payment
LRRbot: Spell Suck [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Ukon_vasara: S U C K
Karfsma778: Krark is VERY dead
colinoclock: news team, ASSEMBLE!
r10pez10: even on Krark's regular Thumb
silenceaux: Could Ian have cast that for 3...?
NrgSpoon: costs 1 less
Earthenone: you save a mana on that, if it matters
TruTrashMan: costs 3
LRRbot: Twiddlestick Charger | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Twiddlestick Charger, tap or untap target creature.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: krark-clan thumb bank
Lettuce_Toast: spell S U C C
chaostreader: Why did Ian not play a land? That seems suspicious.
AlonsoSwift: Spell S U C C
MrBacanudo: Krark's prosthetic thumb
Lettuce_Toast: HA
m0nkeyrama: LUL
chickenace11: Who has no thumbs and three cards this guy! - Krak's future flavor text
chaostreader: That costs one less
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
SamanthaVess: jparaLewd
ContingentCat: is that what the kids are calling it now?
Thatwasademo: Cranking is optional
RockPusher: If Twiddlestick Charge persists, contact a doctor
r10pez10: you can tap things that are already tapped
SamanthaVess: You can untap an untapped creature too
silenceaux: You can untap an untapped creature, can't you?
Thatwasademo: that too
Dr_fragenstien: CONTINUOUS
RuiFaleiro: !card quick stick lick trick
LRRbot: Quick-Stick Lick Trick | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
NrgSpoon: can you not untap a creature that is already untapped?
DoctorCactus: this got me giggling way too much
HazaTheRaider: you can choose untap on a thing that's untapped
Phailhammer: Ask your doctor if cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is right for you. lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing (c) [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered. / Whenever a creature with the chosen border enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
strangelee: ?
m0nkeyrama: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
colinoclock: @phailhammer hahahaha
TehAmelie: i'm worried the correct gesture when playing Krark no-thumbs is pointing to yourself with your middle fingers
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing (f) [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number. / Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
r10pez10: !quote [Now] (Graham} Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HazaTheRaider: oh boy, is this the secret Crapshoot for the 'masturbation euphemisms' sequel?
RuiFaleiro: It's !addquote, right?
Karfsma778: Krark has been dead for literal centuries
NrgSpoon: didn't crank?
Earthenone: quote adding is mod only
MrPhlip: !addquote (Graham) [now] Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
LRRbot: New quote #5871: "Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional." —Graham [2019-03-08]
Juliamon: it's !addquote, and also (Graham) [Now]
TheM8: Crank plz
HazaTheRaider: cranker still moves ian?
r10pez10: thankyou for saving me from my mistakes y'all :P
HazaTheRaider: got there, ty paul!
TheWarbo: lrrbot like "you want to me to search for a quote containing WHAT?"
skyrider19: What did you keep graham?
Bugberry: Krark was founder of the Krark clan on Mirrodin. You may know Krark Clan Ironworks.
RuiFaleiro: Yeah, but r10pez10 is a mod. I wasn't trying to add it.
MrPhlip: (I was considering adding it myself but wasn't 100% sure...)
HazaTheRaider: he's at 8??
Bladinus: 4 more turns!
orionsrise1: move to cheat step
r10pez10: HAHAHA
TheWarbo: Cat Lady!
TehAmelie: cat ladies are stronk
wordswords1: should have put a creature into play
LadyLavinias: crazy cat lady lol
chickenace11: you are being beating by Kathleen and Baxter ( well in a few years at least )
Bladinus: Powerful Magic
m0nkeyrama: old lady and cat are bullies
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
skyrider19: This is the strangest game
GoblinRanger: this is a weird matchup
Jacobontherun1: when both players flood
CardinalJobber: All of the mana flooding.
offbeatwitch: this is Flood: The Game
djalternative: super duper death ray?
strangelee: Graham wat
m0nkeyrama: Is this the rare double flood? :o
chaostreader: The dumbest game two I’ve ever seen.
RendezVoodoo: Powerful magic
strangelee: POWEFUL
LRRbot: Success! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: what a game
Blasteg: success!
skyrider19: -blinks-
LadyLavinias: gottem with the tiny kitten
CardinalJobber: That was certainly a game of magic.
Earthenone: Great success!
Bladinus: lrrGOAT
TheWarbo: lol that game
Jacobontherun1: the 10 turn clock
silenceaux: What else was in Ian's hand... ? ? ?
HazaTheRaider: powerful MAGIC
Rockario: I love the look on that rabbit face
RockPusher: Powerful. Magic. lrrGOAT
colinoclock: cat lady got there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dang
HazaTheRaider: sometimes, the 10-turn clock jsut gets there
silenceaux: !card Go To Jail
LRRbot: GO TO JAIL [W] | Enchantment | When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. / At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
Ubiki: That was a game of magic
Earthenone: !card mana screw
LRRbot: Mana Screw [1] | Artifact | {1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Ian put his contraption in his deck.
Himyul: Did Ian put a contraption in his deck?
TehAmelie: remember how we thought in Street Fighter 2 you had to lose round 2 to M BIson to get him to take it easier in round 3?
StageMgrRob: Ian has a contraption in his library
Himyul: that
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We just saw it.
wordswords1: tonight is the night of the greatest flood since noah
ThePerrBearr: powerful nothing
Despoiler98: Lame magic
r10pez10: personally, i think it's the lack of sleeves affecting shuffling
HazaTheRaider: Powerful Magic
drcthulu: Mediocre Magic
RuiFaleiro: Don't forget to side deck in all the tentacles you have, Ian!
m0nkeyrama: Minimal Magic
DiscordianTokkan: Weaksauce Magic?
colinoclock: success was the best card to pull tho
Karfsma778: Powerless Magic
l42liam: pauper
BrindleBoar: Homelands Magic
AHayes31: No magic
HazaTheRaider: the same, but you say it sarcastically
djalternative: Coin magic?
skyrider19: That...was a game of magic
SpicyNapalm: mundane magic
MuffinsOnAHill: Minescule cantrips
Nemowoodbine: Simple magic
chickenace11: Tibult magic
TheWarbo: I'm for "the same, but sarcastically"
Pharmacistjudge: ummm...I'll need you to advance the board state....
Teslamat: Pitiful magic
Iroknight: Magic as Richard Garfield intended
daedalusmtg: Powerful reality
colinoclock: hearthstone
TehAmelie: "powerful" "Magic"
Ancient_Chaos: Unstable+Homelands draft
r10pez10: powerful tragic
Bladinus: I vote to add "Cat lady" magic in honor of that last game.
Karfsma778: The opposite of Powerful Magic is Artifact
TheWarbo: ooooh I like "powerful tragic" too
MuffinsOnAHill: The opposite of powerful magic is called Tiny Leaders.
r10pez10: i
chickenace11: Ok going to bed see you at a later time chat
Skudd: Tiny Leaders actually has some serious power in it
Himyul: a 2/2 for 2? Total bomb!
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djalternative: Unstable + Conspiracy draft?
Baldrash: That Homelands draft was A Thing.
r10pez10: i've heard someone suggest an un-draft: unstable, unhinged, unglued, unlimited
Ancient_Chaos: !card Ambush Party
LRRbot: Ambush Party [4R] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | First strike, haste
Earthenone: the ambush means no summoning sickness
colinoclock: yes! chaos undraft!
Nemowoodbine: Your opponent’s anaba gonna win that game with all those shamans
chaostreader: As James has proven in the past pingers can win games.
TehAmelie: Unstable + Conspiracy and 60 card decks?
Professor_Rakor: And all sideboards include a cheatyface.
sivakrytos: unhinged and unglued are like, not fun sets
BrindleBoar: Unnnlimited
DiscordianTokkan: And a suspicious chair
LRRbot: Adorable Kitten [W] | Host Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
m0nkeyrama: I loved both conspiracy sets
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing (f) [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number. / Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
sivakrytos: gotcha is a horrific mechanic
TehAmelie: we know Ian has at least two kittens, but really who can say
Mystaira: Ian...
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Karfsma778: Best card in Homelands is Ihsan's Shade
Despoiler98: THUUUUMB
RockPusher: Death by a thousand tiny kitten scratches
r10pez10: thumb thumb thumb thumb
ThorSokar: man I bet the art people loved making this set, how often do you get a requests for wizards around a gramaphone?
strangelee: dejavu
LRRbot: Kindly Cognician [1U] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Artificer [1/3] | Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.
TheWarbo: Graham is a 3rd ed D&D commoner?
Mystaira: IAN
CardinalJobber: This is some serious Deja Vu
jonasjonIV: this...seems...famialir...
DiscordianTokkan: not like this
colinoclock: cat lady ASSEMBLED!
GoblinRanger: ian's combo
Bladinus: Run it back
LadyLavinias: go cat lady!!!!
djalternative: It's a glitch in the matrix
strangelee: scoop
LRRbot: GO TO JAIL [W] | Enchantment | When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. / At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
Pharmacistjudge: yes?
r10pez10: probably??
Bugberry: I like that both of Krark's thumbs reference different forms of randomness.
djalternative: there's totally artifact destruction
TheWarbo: I feel like we saw "destroy target artifact or enchantment" in match 1
silenceaux: Ian gets to roll two sets of two dice
Karfsma778: Four
r10pez10: two dice for each one dice
djalternative: you roll 4 dice
r10pez10: but you pick per-pair
GaijinTree: Only 1 card in the set can destroy artifacts or enchantments iirc
daedalusmtg: Roll four dice in pairs of two
MrPhlip: twice, roll two dice, and keep one of each pair
MrPhlip: in order
ContingentCat: I hope there's a rule you can only have 2 of Krark's Thumbs in a deck
r10pez10: ignore the other
Ancient_Chaos: Roll two pairs and choose one for each.
GoblinRanger: pick one from each set
MrPhlip: but you have to roll a pair, keep one, then roll the other pair
Rockario: Roll 2 dice, pick one, roll 2 dice, pick one?
Pharmacistjudge: Graham is correct
CaptainSpam: Iiiiit's time to Monty Hall Paradox this mess! :-D
gsyhiap: LUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL
r10pez10: hahahaha
colinoclock: got there
r10pez10: clip that
neko8ninja: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh damn
Issurru: all according to keikaku
mastershake29x: @Pharmacistjudge does that say you don't roll all 4 simultaneously?
MuffinsOnAHill: Your welcome .
RuiFaleiro: Or Ian could just Go to Jail G's Go to Jail and get his card back.
CardinalJobber: LUL
Blasteg: LUL
RockPusher: LUL
silenceaux: Ahahahahahahahahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
SamanthaVess: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
one_last_time_: lol
Bladinus: lrrWOW
RuiFaleiro: Oh, creature, nm.
r10pez10: HAHAHA
MrPhlip: clip that, chat
djalternative: hahahahahahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is a wild ride of dice throw
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: omggggg
Feminine_Desires: I am clipping.
TheWarbo: The link Pharmacistjudge posted would seem to imply you roll all 4 simultaneously.
Earthenone: can ian still collect 200$?
LRRbot: Magic Word [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. / Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
ContingentCat: she did an insurance fraud
r10pez10: that's a two-parter clip, props FD
Mystaira: Yes
DoctorCactus: bird is the word
hotgreenflames: longer jailtime than paul manafort
mastershake29x: @TheWarbo i agree
TehAmelie: that's why he's Big Money G
ThorSokar: the exact worst possible outcome
DoctorCactus: just gonna throw that out there
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think Ian can also pay Graham $50 to get his creature back.
colinoclock: shes in for murder. killed Graham last game
Mystaira: You have to say it every time.
wordswords1: did he draw for the turn?
r10pez10: yeah otherwise you can be like "that's my word"
Scar_Red_Tiger: "Blood Liturgist"
GoblinRanger: "gundam"
strangelee: Graham no
Blasteg: upkeep?
r10pez10: guys the word is time
RuiFaleiro: "decadence"
Thatwasademo: when you choose something you have to make your opponent know what your choice was
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Iasume ian will go with bird
mastershake29x: i do think it's roll 2 pairs of 2 dice, choose one from each pair after you see all four
orionsrise1: upkeep
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm so glad Ian and Graham are against eachother
ThePerrBearr: Ian, do IT
Ancient_Chaos: It's time
Thatwasademo: you don't necessarily have to say it out loud
Mystaira: YES
r10pez10: oh NO
Mystaira: Ian YES
colinoclock: kitten kitten!
CardinalJobber: LUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL woooow
DiscordianTokkan: IT'S HAPPENING
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH No
Decaped: i will make you roll everything
GaijinTree: LUL
strangelee: hahaha
djalternative: hahahahahahaha
TehAmelie: no need to make it THAT easy to roll doubles
LRRbot: Half-Kitten, Half- | Creature — Cat [+1/+2] | Whenever you're dealt damage, / Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: twice?!
LRRbot: Half-Kitten, Half-Kitten [W] | Creature — Cat Cat [2/3] | Whenever you're dealt damage, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result. / Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
RassilonDND: kitten kitten! yes!
Taveena: kitten kitten cat cat
m0nkeyrama: The double half kitten!
r10pez10: kitten kitten is really really hard to beat
offbeatwitch: wait. that's illegal
TehAmelie: 100% kitten!
strangelee: A whole dang kitten
colinoclock: yay
AHayes31: Super fluffy kitten cat
Skudd: Cat cat
Nemowoodbine: No grifting, bart
GaijinTree: The comboooooos
CardinalJobber: Time for all the life gain
xmoldygoldx: <3 AugMeant2Be <3
Pharmacistjudge: Maro read to roll two sets of 2 dice simultaneously, so it works against you pretty hard Graham
MuffinsOnAHill: Full kitty.
ContingentCat: nothing can stop a kitten
Pharmacistjudge: although, Ian wouldn't win in any of his scenarios so far
CaptainSpam: You are more kitten than kitten! Well, actually, no, you are exactly kitten.
Earthenone: Trapdoor spider!
Himyul: jail roll
GaijinTree: G, whats going on man
62MGcobra: @Pharmacistjudge thats what i thought
chaostreader: I feel like full kitten is good on purpose.
Jacobontherun1: jail
RuiFaleiro: They grafted a stronger kitten to it.
Ancient_Chaos: It was originally supposed to be more different.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Hybrid vigor paul
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian needs to roll the thing.
TheWarbo: It is apparently no longer adorable
silenceaux: It... Adds up to 5...
ThePerrBearr: uh, 2 + 3 = 5 Ian
CardinalJobber: LUL
aesir_blade: 2+3=4??
Earthenone: lmao
m0nkeyrama: HOW
Aenir798: PERFECTION
Mystaira: LOL
LadyLavinias: wow
gsyhiap: LUL
m0nkeyrama: IAN
Saintnex: hahahahaha
r10pez10: and a tail, guys, comme on
strangelee: LOL
GaijinTree: LUL
djalternative: hahahahahah
colinoclock: 3 in a row
r10pez10: oh my GOD
neko8ninja: LUL
Blasteg: Ian is good at rolling doubles
offbeatwitch: statistically_improbable.jpg
MuffinsOnAHill: Quick maffs.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian: Master of the Improbable
ContingentCat: what did Grandma DO?
Iroknight: never quote me the odds!!!
xhres2: The Ian curse
Jacobontherun1: This is like when paul crit rolled like 4 times on dice friends
Thatwasademo: the odds of not rolling doubles are 5/6 ^ 2
Nemowoodbine: That’s just a cat wearing a belt
MitchTheQuaker: that is improbable and dont call me shirley
CardinalJobber: I'm dying along with Paul. That's amazing
Zimmercj: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
orionsrise1: roll the red die first!
ThorSokar: TIL Graham is able to curse people
hotgreenflames: #justice4grandma
Selfkun: IAN'S A WIZARD!
mastershake29x: doubles on the second pair 3 times in a row is a 1 in 216 shot
GaijinTree: I hope this hits a highlight
Professor_Rakor: Everything's unlikely, and don't call me Sherley.
CrazymattCaptain: is the highlights gonna be full of annoying rolls?
Earthenone: no
ThePerrBearr: Are those dice regulation?
r10pez10: well they're independant events, but it's hilarious
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was that his third or fourth?
m0nkeyrama: Ian's luck is out of this world
Thatwasademo: It's easier to use the thumb
MrBacanudo: Yay for statistical anomalies Kappa
RuiFaleiro: Is Krark's a may?
theneatestburrito: Not at all.
djalternative: no it isn't
hotgreenflames: where are you frank karsten
cosarprime: No, this is better.
Aenir798: It's easier with the thumb
Mewr11: Rolling 2 sets of doubles is different
Thatwasademo: the second set you get to pick the one that matches
LRRbot: Numbing Jellyfish [3U] | Host Creature — Jellyfish [2/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the result.
TheWarbo: It's exactly twice as easy the way y'all are playing it
mynthio: No rolling it this way is a lot easier.
Thatwasademo: the first set the thumb doesn't matter at all
Earthenone: thumb is a 1/3 chance 1/6 normally
vegetalss4: No, 2 dice is 1/6 chance this way is 11/36.
CardinalJobber: LUL
Ryenji: LUL
Dr_fragenstien: ZO
Mystaira: LOL
Bladinus: LuL
GoblinRanger: lol
gsyhiap: LUL
Dr_fragenstien: NO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO WAY
Zalbin: LUL
strangelee: I QUIT
m0nkeyrama: WHAT
colinoclock: hahahahaha
Wolveroo: it is krark's thumbs twisted sense of humor
nullrush: 4 doubles!
mastershake29x: ian is doing it wrong, but it hasn't mattered yet
MrBacanudo: LUL
DoctorCactus: :OOOOO
DiscordianTokkan: NOW the doubles!
Saintnex: HAHAHAH
neko8ninja: LUL
TheWarbo: Wait, no, not exactly. Close to.
djalternative: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dr_fragenstien: JUST NO
AHayes31: Ian needs to go to Vegas...now.
DoctorCactus: IAN IS BREAKING THE GAME
TheWarbo: Ian.
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
r10pez10: Ian
TheWarbo: how
CardinalJobber: I'm in tears, lmao.
Lettuce_Toast: WHAAT
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine
LadyLavinias: this is incredible
silvalunae: this is beautiful
orionsrise1: lol wtf?
silvalunae clap
xhres2: lrrLUCK>
DerPilsner: Ian, we're going to Vegas
m0nkeyrama: Jesus Ian
skyrider19: Wow...
LadyAtarka: benginTry
hotgreenflames: GETHTHIS MAN TO A CASINO sry caps
MrPhlip: this is going to make such a good supercut in the next highlight reel
Zimmercj: I think we found the highlight montage
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh my god
tehThane: im poretty sure that since you normally roll simultaneously, you would do the same, but you can only make 1 selection per pair
Karfsma778: lrrSACK
Skudd: This is easily the second best game of Unstable I've ever seen
RuiFaleiro: Unstable is great.
Vampiricsloth: someone take Ian to the craps table stat
GaijinTree: bl00dyGiggle
xhres2: lrrSACK ?
Lightningbro: HOW?! FOUR, FOUR DOUBLES and NONE are getting Granny out of jail!
Ancient_Chaos: lrrFINE lrrFINE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: let's play some craps
r10pez10: i have to go find an Unstable box
TehAmelie: slaying mantis doesn't even make it into the ring ;_;
mastershake29x: @tehThane that is correct
Gerrysalami: bet all the hard ways
DerPilsner: LOL
RuiFaleiro: The only thing that could improve this is some subgames.
colinoclock: bring the other thumb ahaha
LRRbot: Gnome-Made Engine [4] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
Mystaira: Krark's Table?
silenceaux: Hearts Boxcars right here
Mewr11: Lol Craps' Other Thumb
Jorge4hg: ian say the lottery numbers
DerPilsner: "Sir, please don't leave your trash on the table."
LRRbot: Half-Squirrel, Half- | Creature — Squirrel [-1/-0] | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, / Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
djalternative: GP Vegas has a craps table?
chaostreader: Ian you are the luckiest unlucky person tonight.
Pharmacistjudge: so...who wins, Ian's luck tonight or Bens when he could name the top card of Adam's Library?
tehThane: so should ian be rolling all 4 dice at once
LRRbot: Half-Squirrel, Half-Engine [4] | Artifact Creature — Squirrel Construct [1/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. / Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
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WowoT: so rolling a set of doubles is 1/6
WowoT: chance
aesir_blade: Is combining entering the battlefield?
silenceaux: -1/-0 is A Thing
62MGcobra: @tehThane i think so
strangelee: We did it gang, we stabalized
ThePerrBearr: being a squirrel actually cuts it's attack
LadyAtarka: benginLol
Zalbaag: What does the blessing read?
ContingentCat: or super Sanic at least
LadyLavinias: the curse is broken
xhres2: I think we all would Ben
Dryhad: Just play that bit from Desert Bus
NrgSpoon: blessing is 2 words
gameboy350: The chance with thumb is 11/36
ferro_man: what is the augmented creature ian has?
Feminine_Desires: Graham draws a card if he plays something with 2 words in it @Zalbaag
gameboy350: so it's better
LRRbot: Success! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
R2JL: FYI the words "you control" do not appear on Half Squirrel Half
nullrush: the first choice from Krark for GO TO JAIL is super inconsequential, might be easier to roll 1 and 2
Rockario: For odds, the first pair roll doesn't matter because it's effectively picking a random number. Thenn we need the odds of rolling a specific number on two dice
Furrytractor68: Success!
Zalbaag: Does that count augmenting?
Lsaldana92: Clearly Graham jinxed it
chaostreader: @dryhad That’s really not specific enough.
LRRbot: Numbing Jellyfish [3U] | Host Creature — Jellyfish [2/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the result.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok i'm breathing normally again
Feminine_Desires: Graham gets a gnome.
Skudd: Steam-Powered Forest again!
Dryhad: @chaostreader The one where Ben goes home and kept sending in videos of himself ranting about people abusing microphones
Mewr11: So, chances of doing that false-doubles thing Ian had been doing is roughly 1 in 373. As p<0.05, I conclude that Ian is a wizard
LadyAtarka: Oof
LRRbot: Gnome-Made Engine [4] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Half-Squirrel, Half-Engine [4] | Artifact Creature — Squirrel Construct [1/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. / Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
andydamage: It's a little gnome
Furrytractor68: Oh wow!
m0nkeyrama: No Earl of Squirrel, sadly NotLikeThis
Mystaira: Half kitten half kitten is the best!
jjob24: Man I LOVE the foil tokens. I just wish they'd make the un-tokens into real ones so they'd be usable in more games.
Bugberry: MaRo's Squirrel Agenda is the best.
TheWarbo: That is totally p-hacking
SydPreviouslyHeadache: someone get him a robe and hat
DoctorCactus: Does getting hit by 2 creatures trigger the half kitten half kitten twice or once?
TehAmelie: it gives him the illusion of choice
Thatwasademo: For reference, the probability of doubles normally is 1/6, the probability of doubles with Krark's Other Thumb is 11/36
RuiFaleiro: @LoadingReadyRun But it's not a may, Paul!
LRRbot: Modular Monstrosity [7] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.
WowoT: just once @DoctorCactus
TheWarbo: Also shouldn't Graham have two Gnomes? Or did he lose one?
Hingadora: Getting to choose means you can choose wrong! :D
Dryhad: Getting to choose gives you the joy of choosing wrong!
MrPhlip: but picking the wrong option off no information is so much more enteratining
djalternative: um.....
Dryhad: ^5 Hingadora
DoctorCactus: @WowoT Thanks :)
Thatwasademo: horsemanship is really good actually
gameboy350: It cant
aesir_blade: It has to be printed on a creature
R2JL: Also, Krark's Other Thumb takes the chances of getting out of jail from 1 in 6 to 1 in 3
Ancient_Chaos: It has to be a number it exists at.
Vampiricsloth: rampage 99 :P
Furrytractor68: LUL
ballesta25: Any number that has been printed on a card
Ryenji: LUL
jonasjonIV: do it
RuiFaleiro: Banding!
ancientspark: You can name a number, but it has to be on a card
Bugberry: Remember Future Sight ones like Frenzy or Absorb.
strangelee: DEVOUR 9
SamanthaVess: Afflict 1,000,000 rooWow
Furrytractor68: Devour 99
Saintnex: hahahha
squigel: choose a number based one but choose a number printed
Dr_fragenstien: it can choose a number based one that has been printed, and only once
Despoiler98: BEN YOU MONSTER
Professor_Rakor: It has to be a numbered keyword that appeared on a card.
Evochron13: afflict 23
Despoiler98: Infect 100
Ukon_vasara: there are no creatures printed with annhilator 99
atom481: annihilator 500
wafflesoup: You can choose a number but it has be a number printed on a card
Bugberry: It has to be a number that has been printed.
EncanisMal3k: Rampage 6 is busted
LadyLavinias: infect
Decahawk: It has to have been on a creature
ballesta25: You can get Annihilator 6 from Emmy, but not bigger
awickedobserver: afflict 9001
chaostreader: Triple strike.
atom481: partner with
frozenphoenix7: Annihilator 6 is still pretty good
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, you have to choose an Annihilator number that's been printed. (6)
Thatwasademo: 1/19/2018 You may choose any keyword ability that appears on any printed Magic creature card. You can’t pick keyword actions like explore or scry. If the keyword has a modifier, such as a mana cost or a number, you must choose a modifier that’s been printed. Sorry, “annihilator 500” fans.
ThorSokar: Triple Strike
Vampiricsloth: annihilator 6 :P
MrPhlip: the ability with the number needs to have been printed on a creature, and you can't use the same ability twice even with different numbers
gibbousm: has to be a ability printed on a creature card, so Annihilator 6
Jacobontherun1: annihilator 6
EOstby: Annihilator 6 has been printed.
hotgreenflames: make OG chromium
Bugberry: Shadow
TheWarbo: Adapt 69
Saintnex: flying, infect, triple strike
silvalunae: annihilator 13
awickedobserver: last strike
Agu_Sakku: RAMPAGE!
Ancient_Chaos: Protection from Everything is pretty good too.
ThePerrBearr: TODAY. so if he plays this later, he can't choose the same ones
DoctorCactus: annihilator 6 is still pretty strong
ContingentCat: and how do we define a number "existing"?
mynthio: You receive a gnome.
CardinalJobber: LUL
Earthenone: lmao
Skudd: The ruling actually says "Sorry Annihilator 500 fans."
Bugberry: Provoke is good too.
m0nkeyrama: wtf LUL
Dr_fragenstien: so you can't choose annihilator 1 and annihilator 2, since you already chose annihilator
silvalunae paps Ian
offbeatwitch: back on the bullshit
SpicyNapalm: W T F LUL
squigel: protection from everything + anhilator 6
Agu_Sakku: Rampage 3 or something
GoblinRanger: the hell ian
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the fifth time?
silvalunae: sorry your granny's still in jail
TehAmelie: there was a Doom Patrol villain who just had "every super power you haven't though of". she was scary
DiscordianTokkan: Wizard count... 4 now?
mastershake29x: @ContingentCat exists on a magic card
SamanthaVess: You got better roo4
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: it's baaaaaaack
ChaoticObserver: Did some hardcore knitting
Innese: Ian who the hell did you sell your soul to
wolf2012pack: 5?
DaSunao: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Mer Man [4U] | Host Creature — Human Fish [3/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
Agu_Sakku: Flanking
Furrytractor68: LUL
ContingentCat: @mastershake29x oh good not the number itself existing
Agu_Sakku: Boshido
Despoiler98: HELL YEAH
Thatwasademo: YEAH
RassilonDND: it has to be a numbered ability that a number has been printed before. like annihilator 6 is fine but 7 isn't and 99 is right put.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham needs gnomes.
jonasjonIV: perfect
Selfkun: well, im never drinking coke as ian picks up dice ever again.
frozenphoenix7: Make a Gnome
Saintnex: hahahah
GaijinTree: Lots of keywords to choose from
LadyLavinias: you should give it banding
m0nkeyrama: Guess it doesn't need horsemanship, now LUL
ThePerrBearr: Graham gets a gnome
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun The numbers available for Annhilator are 2.3.4, and 6
wafflesoup: 2 Gnomes
BiancaTree: Progemrakul
mynthio: two Gnomes for G
DiscordianTokkan: It costs 7 for a reason!
Lady_Meh: triple strike
TheWarbo: "That Unstable card is ridiculous"
sivakrytos: the balance is that you usually play more than one match
Mewr11: Annihilator 1 also works, from ulamog's crusher
MrPhlip: and since it's already game 3 he doesn't have to hold back :D
MurficWPN: same day
ThePerrBearr: and a gnome for Ian's creature
Professor_Rakor: That's why it was the Prererelease.
Pharmacistjudge: yes it was out for a week already
chaostreader: And for merman.
frozenphoenix7: With the Kitten in play, Infect is probably not a bad idea.
Vampiricsloth: @Mewr11 crusher is 2 i think lol
Bugberry: Mark would know all the keywords
Fletcherizer: quick play something while he's not paying attention
Dr_fragenstien: One of the quirks, it loses the keywords when it leaves the battlefield, but you can't choose it again even in another game until tomorrow
balldrifter: infect could be nasty
Bugberry: Mark dropping a Read the Effing Cards sound fantastic
LRRbot: Voracious Vacuum [3] | Artifact Host Creature — Construct [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Mewr11: Oh. Ignore me, I dont' have a memory
m0nkeyrama: There are so many keywords in magic
Karfsma778: @Mewr11 Crusher is two, I looked up all of the numbers it could be. 2, 3, 4, and 6.
silenceaux: Hey if you say Undying AND Persist...
RockPusher: I barely remember breakfast
SketchyDetails: infect triplestrike
mastershake29x: protection from everything plus annihilator 6 is a HARD combo to beat
DarthRagnar815: gabyRTFC - MaRo
GoblinRanger: I like that it's a word you haven't picked "today" interesting for a event
Arakasi01: Can't give it the counter, they all have protection from everything
frozenphoenix7: Can't put a counter on your Modular dude btw, nonbo.
ThePerrBearr: shouldn't G be at 5 gnomes? 1 ETB +4 for creatures?
Mewr11: Ah, Hand of Emrakul is the Annihilator 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: +1/+1 counter, Graham.
TheWarbo: Zetalpa, the Modular Monstrosity
CritFa1l: Infect
pandymonius: get the counter
Furrytractor68: Infect monkaS
TehAmelie: you could make a list of keywords to keep at hand but that's hardly in the spirit of the card. . .
ChristianSaunders99: Can you name infect?
Arakasi01: Can't get the counter, they have protection from everything?
Earthenone: yes
DoctorCactus: You guys need that salesman from aurelia's keyword warehouse to help out @LoadingReadyRun
AirTony7: Protection from everything wasn't the best choice. Graham should've used Protection from the chosen opponentfrom TNN
Saintnex: I doesnt do anything, but it allows you to get away from not having a keyword
ArtemisKing: Did G think about not being able to use pro everything the rest of today? if he plays on camera again?
Mewr11: Spawnsire of Ulamog also has Annihilator 1
mastershake29x: @ChristianSaunders99 you can
hotgreenflames: super haste tho
Fletcherizer: Shadow?
Pharmacistjudge: but importantly it said "we aren't going to tell the gruul what to do"
ChristianSaunders99: Oh no
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
CritFa1l: Infect double strike horsemanship
LRRbot: Humming-Vacuum [3] | Artifact Creature — Bird Construct [3/4] | Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Flying / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
gameboy350: Bushido 5
Ancient_Chaos: No sex jokes there
NrgSpoon: islandwalk
LadyLavinias: infect, annihilator, hexproof, double strike, double haste, horsemanship, banding
daedalusmtg: Well that sucks
hotgreenflames: evolve
LoadingReadyRun: S U C C
atom481: isnt that most vacuums
Earthenone: dice heals
Zalbin: cat
SamanthaVess: Drains nectar with ruthless efficiency
Bugberry: DEBT is how you remember Protection
LiveFaust: Wait... The premise behind "Time's Arrow"?
Furrytractor68: Nice!
frozenphoenix7: So about that Infect...
Furrytractor68: I attack for -3!
Mystaira: lol
Karfsma778: I N F E C T
Innese: Dangit Ian
Himyul: jail
wafflesoup: Give it infect
DiscordianTokkan: Time to give the Mod Mons Infect
EOstby: So infect....
m0nkeyrama: That double half kitten is v good
CardinalJobber: Yeah, Infect seems perfect for getting around that.
frozenphoenix7: Infect, Poisonous 1, Triple Strike, GO
Dr_fragenstien: Graham really needs to name annihilator to beat that
sivakrytos: with emrakul
AirTony7: infect
Earthenone: i imagine you say "tripple strike"
Saintnex: thats why you give the monstrosity infect or annihilator
NUTSOFODEN: should have given it protection from target player from true name
ChaoticObserver: oh no
silenceaux: So if Graham swung with the team would that trigger multiple times?
gameboy350: You can still kill him in one combat before the lifegain triggers
strangelee: Infect, Proliforate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Free Granny?
ChaoticObserver: What about Granny?
Himyul: jail trigger?
LRRbot: Adorable Kitten [W] | Host Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Vampiricsloth: free teh granny
rzrdrgn: undying, persist
awickedobserver: #freetheoldlady
ThorSokar: 100% triple strike
TokenMickus: Poor granny
SpicyNapalm: PogChamp INFECT
djalternative: hahahaha
chaostreader: Infect
strangelee: Just make it Atraxa
MrBacanudo: PogChamp
wafflesoup: Triple Stike?
GaijinTree: LUL
djalternative: 6
Dr_fragenstien: @NUTSOFODEN unfortunately that doesn't work, since True Name nemesis has an ability that lets you choose the player. Without it, th would just have "protection from the chosen player"
CardinalJobber: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO
SpicyNapalm: WHAT
m0nkeyrama: Wooooow
Bugberry: Does Paul have the Infect counter on the overlay?
jonasjonIV: how
chaostreader: Ian just stopped.
skyrider19: This is insane!
djalternative: 7
Mystaira: Welp
silenceaux: W a O w W
WowoT: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: IAN. STOP it
GoblinRanger: that's impressive
frozenphoenix7: Get Ian to a casino NOW
Fletcherizer: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: WOW
iisax: LUL
vegetalss4: I love this.
62MGcobra: benginDab benginDab benginDab
strangelee: for the record, 3 5's in a row
AHayes31: Impressive..
RomanGoro: That old lady knows what she did
haseo_sora: can we throw out the dice please
mastershake29x: that should kill the go to jail
hd_dabnado: That old lady commited some war crimes
Ukon_vasara: life in prison, no chance of parole
Selfkun: dammit ian!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Beej
Furrytractor68: LUL
RockPusher: lrrBEEJ
CrazymattCaptain: this highlight reel is gonna be great
Mithgar: That old lady has the WORST lawyer EVER
Koshindan: lrrBEEJ
LadyLavinias: you're killing ben!
AirTony7: Ian, just scoop and goes to Vegas
TokenMickus: Granny is a rock hard convict
CardinalJobber: The last game of nothing happening and Ian having the worst luck I've ever seen has been incredible.
gameboy350: Give it eminence
ThePerrBearr: IAN, I NEED 5 NUMBERS from 1-60, and 1 number from 1-10
m0nkeyrama: LUL Hi Beej
Bladinus: The Sage of the Old lady needs to be in the Highlight now
Despoiler98: youve ANGERED THE BEEJ
pcmanns: deathtouch to player graham
NightBook1: cheer100
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: omg was that Beej
EOstby: Graham, here's your next two names: Triple Strike and Exalted.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: perfect
arkilyd: The edit for the highlights is going to take a bit just for this game
Bugberry: He HAs IT!
edburke37: Ian is going to transcend reality with these dice rolls
awickedobserver: keyword?
LRRbot: The Grand Calcutron [WU] | Legendary Artifact | When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). / Players can only play the first card of their program. / If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. / At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards…
Dr_fragenstien: there were two of those?1?!
chaostreader: I can’t wait for the doubles count in the highlight reel.
TehAmelie: too many words!
slagyo: Can it have poisonous and infect?
Feminine_Desires: Not naming annihilator?
Saintnex: give it triple strike!
djalternative: two of those!!!
Pharmacistjudge: not triple strike?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Triple Strike.
cosarprime: should have been triplestrike
Thatwasademo: it can have both poisonous and infect
ContingentCat: now we switch over to playing crokenole
Dr_fragenstien: @slagyo yes
illmastershogun: Why doesn't Ian just play the magic word on Graham's keyword dude?
EncanisMal3k: The most Ian card
Pharmacistjudge: it's more they are playing RoboRally
mastershake29x: @illmastershogun it has pro everything
Furrytractor68: Banding!!
Earthenone: keyword has protection from everything
Fletcherizer: Exalted would be decent too
Fletcherizer: or dethrone?
Agu_Sakku: Yeah, call out triple strike!
Kazman20a: we are playing roborally now
illmastershogun: Ah, missed it. Thanks
azureHaights: It's still horsemanship to ME, damnit!
Bugberry: Give it Bands With Other Legends
strangelee: Proliforate is way better with Infect
NrgSpoon: triple-strike
Mewr11: poisonous and infect are both replacement effects, so iirc only one of them goes off
Terradana: Triplestrike tho. do 9 infect in one hit
EOstby: Exalted and Triple Strike. There's your win.
awickedobserver: !card it that betrays
LRRbot: It That Betrays [{12}] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/11] | Annihilator 2 / Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
orionsrise1: what is horsemanship?
DiscordianTokkan: Wait. Triple-Strike would be so GOOD with infect
fireresistant: triple-strike is the most legit choice xD
Talin06: Are we sure Ian knows how to roll dice?
Pharmacistjudge: @Mewr11 incorrect poisonous is a trigger
MurficWPN: proliferate
CardinalJobber: Horsemanship is basically alt-flying.
daedalusmtg: yikes
Mystaira: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ha
Juliamon: I A N
CardinalJobber: Or alt-shadow
Taveena: c l o a ca
TehAmelie: giving it banding will actually enable Ian to block it. though it won't take damage
AirTony7: Hexproof, infect, triple strike dethrone
Mewr11: Oh. Interesting
Mystaira: LOL
RockPusher: Birb Butt
wafflesoup: name an ability
ChaoticObserver: I would joke it should be doubles
CritFa1l: Can you name adapt? Or monstrosity
Koshindan: Protection from Cloaca. :O
archon458: its been five seconds
Thatwasademo: graham, name an ability
LRRbot: Magic Word [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. / Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Fletcherizer: he missed the 5 seconds!
Professor_Rakor: Notably, protaction from nothing
Eywind: RIP pro everything
MuffinsOnAHill: No longer protected.
Ancient_Chaos: Graham hasn't named an ability, all are lost.
Thatwasademo: ian, call graham on it
aesir_blade: Graham loses his abilities
RuiFaleiro: But with the beauty of modularity, it _could_ have a cloaca.
Earthenone: graham loses all abilities right
wordswords1: @LoadingReadyRun graham took more than 5 seconds he lost all abilities
ThePerrBearr: it's been 5 seconds, SAC THE MONSTROCITY
ChaoticObserver: wait what
mastershake29x: @CritFa1l you can, with a number that has been used for that ability
chaostreader: He needs a target first.
Fletcherizer: Graham loses the abilities
Bugberry: Graham didn't say an ability?
TheMicah21: Gram didnt name an ability in five seconds
TimWinGame: 5 seconds way over
Dr_fragenstien: !card modular monstrosity
LRRbot: Modular Monstrosity [7] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chat, they haven't resolved the trigger.
fireresistant: oh graham :p lol
TheM8: the monster does not have anything
silenceaux: He has to draw & place in program in order, I think.
Jungie26: Monstrosity loses abilitites
JosephDeath: There is a lot going on chat, let them resolve it...
Blasteg: ian program
gameboy350: RIP
RuiFaleiro: Snap!
SuperWill1234: looses all keywords LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Right. so could it go on the monstrosity?
gibbousm: Ian Program, assembly
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or no because it was before it lost it
TheMicah21: We will be here forever
GoblinRanger: it can get them back
Thatwasademo: nope, because targets have to be chosen when you cast the spell
Bugberry: Unfortunately you can't rename the previous abilities.
Agu_Sakku: Ohhh monstosity is good one
EOstby: Well, the loss of infect is bad, but it's not game-ending yet.
MrPhlip: he can't name the same abilities again
Ukon_vasara: oh, and now hes locked out for those 3 keywords right?
SamanthaVess: The latter, @SydPreviouslyHeadache
Thatwasademo: including the implicit target of "Enchant Creature"
mastershake29x: graham has a ton of other choices, including a couple VERY good ones
Dryhad: @SydPreviouslyHeadache No, because he had to cast it before the monstrosity reolved
Fugi: and he can't repeat the old keywords oh boy
ThePerrBearr: and now he can't use any of those keywords again
SuperWill1234: big oof lytWAH
RuiFaleiro: It can't get pro-everything back. Because it was used on a Monstrosity today.
R2JL: he couldn't cast it until G finished resolving Calculotron
Thatwasademo: there is that
wolf2012pack: you can't reuse any of the keywords you've already used today correct?
Pharmacistjudge: triple strike shadow poisonous 3 is still a thing....
TheWarbo: give it morph!
silenceaux: Ian had to order and reveal his hand at his end step but rel:axed I know
Feminine_Desires: now graham wins in 3 turns
Saintnex: give it hex proof next
Dryhad: He can still give it Poisonous 3
mastershake29x: unblockable is no longer a keyword, right?
pandymonius: and roll
DiscordianTokkan: Well, now it can get Protection from Ian, Poisonous, and Triple-strike
SuperWill1234: @Pharmacistjudge you mad man
pandymonius: kitten
Dr_fragenstien: yes, unblockable is not a keyword
Agu_Sakku: Protection from Player!
Evochron13: play revealed.
Furrytractor68: What if we gave the Monstrosity Banding?
SuperWill1234: or infect
Haganedragon: protection from target player
strangelee: Shroud
Feminine_Desires: @mastershake29x protection from everything still works.
Bugberry: Give it Bands with Other Legends
Fugi: remember that this isn't serious magic :P
Thatwasademo: can't get infect today
Pharmacistjudge: ooo protection from ian is a better than shadow...good call
Thatwasademo: can still get poisonous with some number
mastershake29x: @Feminine_Desires except graham can't use that again
CritFa1l: Banding yes. Banding and shadow
Earthenone: he cant get infect or pro everything till midnight
Feminine_Desires: oooh.
Dr_fragenstien: Graham cannot name protection of any subest because he already named protection
AirTony7: hexproof, shadow, poisonous 3, triple strike
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Poisonous 3 is not a legal choice for Monstrosity. It only appeared on an enchantment.
Bugberry: Plainswalk would be good and appropriate.
Crashzxs: so now we cannot use pro stuff, infect, and horsemanship
LRRbot: Eager Beaver [2G] | Host Creature — Beaver [3/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
Pharmacistjudge: I'm in casual mode..and when the person who displays himself as judge is being casual, it's fine
Mystaira: Ian... all dem doubles...
Haganedragon: he cant name something it already has
radioshackraider: I don't think it can get Protection from Ian because it's already had Protection from Everything, just like if it's had Annihilator 6 it can't get a lower tier
SuperWill1234: When Modular monstrosity was spoiled, I loved it so much, I made a deck of many keywords, and I shuffle it up and flip the top card when I play it in casual commander lytKILLGOKU
gameboy350: Nice to see commander on this channel
Zalbin: eot draw
Pharmacistjudge: ah true, he did name protection
Earthenone: how did you know ben?!
AHayes31: Good thing we are not doing a drinking game when Ian rolls a double
Azsedcf: G Draw
MrBacanudo: !card ineffable blessing
LRRbot: Ineffable Blessing [1G] | Enchantment | As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose Flavorful or Bland. / • Flavorful — Whenever a creature with flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. / • Bland — Whenever a creature without flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Skudd: I got up for one second and I came back to... not a limited board state.
LRRbot: Blurry Beeble [U] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Beeble [1/1] | Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) / Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
RuiFaleiro: Does G have 4 cards? He should have drawn up to 5 at end step.
ThePerrBearr: can't repeat
Despoiler98: what is even happening slytqWTF
safety__third: I think graham needs to draw up to 5 on end step
CtrlUltDefeatLive: ROUND 2?!
queenmarchesa: he can roll both at the same time, so long as he differentiates...
Azsedcf: G Draw to five
EOstby: Good, good.
Evochron13: he named protection from everything; which is technically different from protection from player?
LRRbot: GO TO JAIL [W] | Enchantment | When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. / At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
strangelee: It's Protection
Skudd: It's all protection
MrPhlip: he can't use protection again, since that's the keyword that's already been used
Furrytractor68: You CAN'T cyanAYAYA
mastershake29x: @Evochron13 the keyword is "protection"
Doctor_Pockets: True name nemesis also says "protection from chosen player" but the card doesn't have the text for picking the player?
Skudd: Protection is the keyword
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:44.
SamanthaVess: If Graham gets his creature out on the first try... LUL
Bugberry: Speaking of Commander, Grand Calcutron was supposed to have "can be your Commander" but they ran out of room, so it's an honorary commander.
Thatwasademo: the rulings on gatherer mention that different modifiers for the same keyword count as the same keyword
Selfkun: theres still poisonous
m0nkeyrama: It's all good Graham, that card can be very confusing
tauntaunking: lmfao this game is insane
NUTSOFODEN: remember Protection from target player from true name
Fugi: Annihaltor is still available
EOstby: Poisonous is also available.
ThePerrBearr: how will triple strike react wth HKHK? will Ian roll for each of the strikes?
Decaped: can't choose protection again
DoctorCactus: is graham close to decking at all?
Evochron13: poison doesn't do anything for players though
SpicyNapalm: He can name poisonous 1
Crashzxs: menache is also available
gameboy350: Yes but true name only does that since it targets with ETB
Haganedragon: hexproof or shroud
ferro_man: doesn't ian draw back up to 5?
coolbond: whats the keyword that the angel has that makes it impossible to lose the game or is that not a keyword
Scar_Red_Tiger: And banding
DoctorCactus: (also ian has to draw up to 5 I believe)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I feel like we shouldn't be helping
Azsedcf: Graham DRAW TO 5
SuperWill1234: @Bugberry they added it to the ettera text, so it is a commander :D
MrBacanudo: flanking
RuiFaleiro: Both G and Ian need to draw up to 5.
AirTony7: DETHRONE
TheM8: endstep 5 cards
Innese: Banding!
DiscordianTokkan: Unblockable, Shadow...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also, Graham doesn't need help lol
Ukon_vasara: also its "protection from the chosen player" with no way of choosing graham
mastershake29x: @coolbond that is not a keyword ability
Dr_fragenstien: @Evochron13 unfortunately not, since he named protection, he can't name protection from anything else. Also, there is no card that was printed with "protection from players" or "protection from Ian", True name nemesis has a different ability that lets you choose
Issurru: Adapt and Poisonous Kappa
l42liam: storm
getgudder: shroud
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good to know
TimWinGame: islandwalk
Evochron13: dr_fragenstien you're way late on that explanation already but thank you.
Saintnex: islandwalk
jonasjonIV: shroud
Agu_Sakku: Shadow for sure!
NUTSOFODEN: did not know that
TheWarbo: I just want Graham to name useless effects like "Crew" and "Riot"
SketchyDetails: BANDING
Despoiler98: BANDING
Innese: Crew
MuffinsOnAHill: Give it Absorb 1.
TheWarbo: Cycling. Give it cycling
ThorSokar: Island Walk
gibbousm: Unblockable is no longer a Ability
CardinalJobber: Clearly give it Cycling.
Azsedcf: BEN get them to draw to 5
Evochron13: triple strike was a good choice.
Despoiler98: cycling
squigel: Sliversycling
djalternative: Bands with gnomes
Bugberry: Giving it Skulk would be Hilarious
Thatwasademo: it has to be a keyword printed on a creature
Innese: Give it Morph!
MrPhlip: Unblockable has never been a keyword
chaostreader: Shadow
Despoiler98: landcycling
gameboy350: Devoid
chaostreader: Fear
ninja_theory_ashrams: infect is gone, but poisonous "x" still available
mastershake29x: cycling is a ability, not a keyword, isn't it
Despoiler98: shroud
CritFa1l: Level up!
SuperWill1234: (also technically the grand calcutron is the first mono-artifact to be able to be a commander)
MrBacanudo: Exalted
TheWarbo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN Cumulative upkeep
Thatwasademo: you can't pick crew, because crew was never on a card with the printed card type "creature"
togashinaruta: forestwalk, plainswalk, etc are all different, right?
RassilonDND: I mean triple strike seems real good here
MuffinsOnAHill: Absorb 1 and Fateseal 1.
RuiFaleiro: Did G even draw for turn?
Evochron13: menace flying would be effective unblockable here.
Rockario: Ninjutsu works as a nothing keyword
colinoclock: did he say indestructible yet?
ThorSokar: kinda surprised Ian didn't go with Turgid
Earthenone: the humming vaccume is busy paying respects to its cloaca
MrPhlip: Also the only true answer is Storm
hotgreenflames: can be a keyword of an artifact too, can have equip
mastershake29x: @togashinaruta correct
Evochron13: you draw at end of turn because of calcutron
GoblinRanger: heroic
catsarelegends321: since when does ian play
Azsedcf: I did not know that not drawing would be so frustrating
Pharmacistjudge: heroic is an ability word not a keyword
ChristianSaunders99: Fazing
CritFa1l: Can you name level up?
safety__third: I'd love to see ian win w/ mill, but it's a lot less likely if they forget that they -have- to draw up to 5 on end step
Agu_Sakku: And poisonous 1 with triple strike
strangelee: I have to sleep
CritFa1l: Flanking!
CardinalJobber: To get more crazy, you could get Squirrellink.
strangelee: This will never end
Thatwasademo: You can name Level Up with an appropriate cost, yes
UnknownGerm: wait, does protection from player as in true-name nemesis work?
MrBacanudo: LUL
Vampiricsloth: no @UnknownGerm
ChristianSaunders99: Squirrel link!!!!
l42liam: affinity for islands!
mastershake29x: @UnknownGerm it would have had graham not named pro everything
Vampiricsloth: protection is the keyword
Himyul: doesn't he go to 5?
hotgreenflames: protection has been chosen already
Dr_fragenstien: @UnknownGerm nope, because TNN has an ability that allows you to name a player
Earthenone: protection from ian was never printed on a legal magic card
Pharmacistjudge: @UnknownGerm it would, but G already chose protection earlier
hideki101: holy moly, what did that old ladt DO?
UnknownGerm: ahh, okay
gameboy350: Abrsob 1 yessss
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This is incredible
Earthenone: he had to go with everything
nullrush: what was the secret word btw?
Himyul: !card grand calc
LRRbot: The Grand Calcutron [WU] | Legendary Artifact | When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). / Players can only play the first card of their program. / If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. / At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards…
Aenir798: Old lady got put in jail for life
l42liam: soulbond
Vampiricsloth: @hideki101 murdered graham last game :P
Blasteg: program, ian
MrPhlip: like thirty murders, hideki101
Skudd: End step Ian draws to 5
DoctorCactus: @Himyul Yeah I think he missed it, can't blame em with how crazy this board is
silenceaux: Old lady kept failing her escape attempts and getting more jail time for it
ferro_man: so ian's missed two draw up to 5 triggers?
Himyul: Ian goes back to 5 cards in his program
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Get a gnome.
TheM8: DRAW IAN PLEASE
Feminine_Desires: it etbs and you get a gnome
Phailhammer: WARK WARK
SydPreviouslyHeadache: first game was powerful, and i was wondering how this could out do it, but it sure did. and I wonder if the next round can be even more wacky
RuiFaleiro: Calcutron doesn't disable the normal card draw, by the way.
cosarprime: Ian needs to draw.
LadyLavinias: The lady had 1 too many cats. Shes is in a maximum security prison
Feminine_Desires: Graham gets a gnome.
gameboy350: I feel Graham just cant win here unless he removes the cat or amasses enough to kill in one damage step
GoblinRanger: this game is going to end by decking someone isn't it
Earthenone: this is the magic we came here to see
orionsrise1: old lady screams I was put in here over a cat!!
gameboy350: oh yeah also mill i guess lol
ballesta25: That's not a spell
Thatwasademo: can't counter augment
Evochron13: i mean technicalyl if we're talking about waiting for people to order their programs, g would have won with the monstrosity already
SuperWill1234: @Feminine_Desires I don't gnome what you're talking about
squigel: its an ability not a spell
chaostreader: It’s one at a time for drawing right?
CritFa1l: Graham can still name poison
LRRbot: Spell Suck [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Furrytractor68: Island Walk, Hexproof, Triple Strike?! cyanAYAYA
Bugberry: making it a Plainswalker would be funny.
CardinalJobber: Clearly needs to give it Cumulative Upkeep
Thatwasademo: it's an activated ability
RassilonDND: what keywords does it have so far?
LRRbot: Auto-Key | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."
Thatwasademo: not a spell
Ancient_Chaos: Nope
DoctorCactus: aren't they activated abilities
Professor_Rakor: They are not spells.
Ancient_Chaos: They're activated abilities.
Mewr11: NO, they're activated abilities
MuffinsOnAHill: It's an activated ability.
Corpaj: name cumulative upkeep
DiscordianTokkan: Right, I have to be cognizant in 10 hours, so I'm heading to bed (and will catch the rest on the VOD). G'night chat!
Thatwasademo: you can stifle augment, mind you
Furrytractor68: Oh boy! cyanAYAYA
Dr_fragenstien: triple strike would be bad, since each one would trigger the half-kitten-half-kitten
l42liam: the intro vid said this people
chaostreader: That is an ability
squigel: heckproof
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Triple Strike and Hexproof
Beowulf_Bjornson: triple strike will trigger the cat three times
awickedobserver: hexproof and triple strike
Despoiler98: longer than 5 sec
LRRbot: Eager Beaver [2G] | Host Creature — Beaver [3/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
EOstby: Hexproof, Triple Strike.
LRRbot: Humming-Beaver [2G] | Creature — Bird Beaver [5/5] | Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, you may untap target permanent. / Flying / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Dr_fragenstien: unless you added infect
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hey y'all. this is casual magic
CranberryJeus: OH GOD
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: let's chill about the rules
Furrytractor68: A 5/5 flyer'
Furrytractor68: Jesus
sing_o_muse: WTF HAPPENED? I turn around for like a few minute...
BloodForTheCorelab: i feel like shadow poisonous 1? :P
Aenir798: What even is this board
Evochron13: this is why unstable's dumb (in agood way)
Furrytractor68: Un-set shenanigans happened
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh this is amazing
gameboy350: Use Squirrellink
Anarchon_D: a humming beaver, also known as mommys little helper 😉
mastershake29x: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed i demand that silver border magic be judged at super competitive REL (not really)!
Despoiler98: can....someone....just flunge at this point?
RuiFaleiro: I'm all out of gnomes; I'm so lost with you...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yelling in chat is not going to get them to look at your text in chat :P
Pal_Friendpatine: That table is nearly not big enough
LadyLavinias: I wonder what Grahams library count is
Furrytractor68: This is why this isn't tournament legal XD
kanimaras: this reminds me of when monopoly goes into 8 hours
RuiFaleiro: +out (sorry, clearly been drinking)
Thatwasademo: except for all the times it does?
cosarprime: You get the other trigger as well.
62MGcobra: cards graham have?
TheWarbo: I mean, to some degree "weird rules stuff" is part of the fun of Un-sets
Saintnex: I think you still get the counter?
Haganedragon: Can he give Monstrosity?
gameboy350: well Graham flunging does basically nothing
cosarprime: The 1/1 counter?
MechaKuuga: I looked away for 30 mins and then this BOARD STATE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian on that mill strat
Zalbin: Cards in deck G?
pandymonius: wouldnt unblockable just be game?
LRRbot: Crafty Octopus [2U] | Host Creature — Octopus Rigger [1/3] | When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Despoiler98: I think G's gonna get decked
mastershake29x: @pandymonius not a keyword
cosarprime: Unblockable isn't a keyword/
Earthenone: unblockable is not a legal word
GaijinTree: unbloickable isn't a keyword
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: what the max number for renown?
gameboy350: Thing is you can avoid milling by playing nothing with grand calcutron
EOstby: Monstrosity X is available.
GoblinRanger: this is a lot of cards for a two player game
gameboy350: right?
Agu_Sakku: Shadow sooo is
myrddinthewizard: +1+1 for the humming thingy
mastershake29x: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx 6 i think
sing_o_muse: Protection is though isn't it?
LadyLavinias: still say BANDING
62MGcobra: 4!
djalternative: unblockable isn't a keyword... anymore
getgudder: roll for go to jail
cosarprime: Grahm, you missed the +1/+1 counter from the thing under magic word
haseo_sora: give it mentor next
squigel: triplestrike not that helpfull againts the cat
pandymonius: shadow?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian has lots of Kracken though
Dr_fragenstien: but now if you name annihilator, ian can just sac all his islands Kappa
MrPhlip: Monstrosity is a keyword action, not a keyword ability
RassilonDND: i am impressed G hasnt used anhillator 6 yet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kraken*
balldrifter: exalted
l42liam: +1+1 from humming vacuum
Haganedragon: infect
ThePerrBearr: @gameboy350 you still draw
NrgSpoon: protection was used today
CardinalJobber: This is turning into some Mastery of the Unseen level of board states.
Furrytractor68: Infect was already named
gameboy350: oh nvm
myrddinthewizard: Humming Vacuum
ClassicalHippo: jail?
Zalbin: @gameboy350 you still draw at start of turn
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't look in any baguettes.
ferro_man: cards left in graham's library?
mattydubs75: Phantom warrior has unblockable
Professor_Rakor: Flying is relevant here...though boring...
hotgreenflames: g could use a copy of odric, lunarch marshal handy
Dareael: Should just give it Banding and let the rules lawyering commence
djalternative: technically Graham can name unblockable because it used to be a keyword that has appeared on cards before
62MGcobra: 3 now
Nemowoodbine: Graham name defender
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: They removed unblockable as a keyword because it implies that you could remove unblockable from a card
UnknownGerm: this is one hell of a snarled boardstate
LRRbot: Spell Suck [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
mastershake29x: @djalternative doesn't matter, it goes by current oracle text
djalternative: ah
Haganedragon: Infect!
AHayes31: punching kittens? noooo
gibbousm: Permanent +2/+2
Feminine_Desires: Graham forgot poisonous!
Lightningbro: "Why does Infest deal Poison counters? Why aren't they Infect counters? Oh... there's ANOTHER keyword for poison"
radioshackraider: @djalternative It's no longer a keyword, and all cards that had it have been errated to Can't be blocked
Saintnex: annihilator or monstrosity!
TehAmelie: has it had triple strike yet?
62MGcobra: right now
LRRbot: Humming- | Creature — Bird [+2/+3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, / Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Mystaira: Yes, you are wrong. Nobody should harm the kittens.
pandymonius: shadow still effectively unblock on board
Evochron13: yes it has triple strike
Furrytractor68: LUL
BloodForTheCorelab: Feminine_Desires I know! right!
CardinalJobber: GOT EM
Wacketay3: LUL
RikuWolfheart: Spellsuck contract
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: DANG
Saintnex: hahahah
Eywind: LUL
GoblinRanger: lol
Evochron13: waow
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie it has triple strike now
sing_o_muse: lol
DoctorCactus: outplayed!!!
strangelee: HAHAHA
ninja_theory_ashrams: poisonous 1 with tripple strike is still a good choice
wafflesoup: LUL
gsyhiap: GOTEM
ThorSokar: hexproof, 3-strike, island walk, death touch getting there
djalternative: hahahahaha
RikuWolfheart: spellsuck contraption
EpiiMeth: LUL
illmastershogun: Hahaha
MrBacanudo: LUL
LadyLavinias: omfg
Lightningbro: I'm very curious as to why Graham hasn't gone for lifelink.
GaijinTree: LUL
gameboy350: GOT EM
EJGRgunner: lrrJUDGE What constitutes a whisper?
RuiFaleiro: Full-throated cloaca. The best kind of cloaca.
CranberryJeus: amazing
m0nkeyrama: LUL
AirTony7: so is graham on the name "ingest" and mill Ian plan?
TehAmelie: annihilator 6 and triple strike seems just unfair. . .
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Enor
Jorge4hg: Got em
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] That was a full-throated cloaca.
LRRbot: New quote #5872: "That was a full-throated cloaca." —Ian [2019-03-08]
gibbousm: words have meaning
postmodernpajamawrestler: words are a social construct
NrgSpoon: fun fact, if you were playing in the eastern time zone, you'd be able to reuse keywords in 3 minutes
Evochron13: oh noes.
Nefarious_Ned: THANKS ENOR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OOps
kanimaras: oh no
Ryenji: oh no
DoctorCactus: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Evochron13: the self goozling
illmastershogun: LOL
Skudd: Triple Strike makes three die rolls, yup
strangelee: fuck
wafflesoup: Oh my gosh
Dr_fragenstien: seabatBRAIN
gibbousm: I have made a horrible mistake
hotgreenflames: ian "that was a full throated cloaca" horner
myrddinthewizard: +1+1 for humming vacuum
MuffinsOnAHill: GO KITTY!!
MrBacanudo: +1/+1 counter
m0nkeyrama: Oh my goodness
getgudder: this is amazing
MrPhlip: G's realisation was beautiful
cosarprime: grahm you missed 2 triggers.
RikuWolfheart: Spellsuck creates a contraption doesn't it?
Furrytractor68: I'm sure a lot of triggers were missed
Evochron13: good thing we have a handy dandy life counter rather than pen and paper
Anarchon_D: i just heard banding, and it made me cringe
DoctorCactus: hahahahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Incredibler
cosarprime: The untap and the untap
m0nkeyrama: The half kitten half kitten is so powerful LUL
ThePerrBearr: 4 total damage!
fireresistant: forgot the 1/1 counter :/
silenceaux: Ian gained 15 life
myrddinthewizard: G the triggers
Professor_Rakor: Each creature is a seperate damage trigger?
postmodernpajamawrestler: Pogress?
LadyLavinias: the power of the full kitten
MrPhlip: No, each damage step is a single damage trigger
MrPhlip: they did it right
MxPlumbean: oh dear, what hell hath I walked in on here
chaostreader: Counter and untap
colinoclock: @professor_rakor one thing has triple strike
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hah yeah
Juliamon: MxPlumbean A mess
wafflesoup: Crank it
Ukon_vasara: no 👏 chance 👏 of 👏 parole
CaptainSpam: Granny can't come out now. She's too used to life on the inside. She won't be able to adjust.
LRRbot: Teacher's Pet [1W] | Creature — Cat Bird Scientist [2/1] | {2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle your library.
Lightningbro: Graham! No!
Dr_fragenstien: NotLIkeThis
Himyul: No keyword!
RikuWolfheart: 5 SECONDS
wordswords1: its been over 5 seconds
l42liam: crank
getgudder: he didnt name a keyword
MxPlumbean: Juliamon I see, I see
ClassicalHippo: keyword
awickedobserver: NOOOOOOOO
Ancient_Chaos: Aaaand Modular Monstrosity loses its abilities again.
RuiFaleiro: I want to go get another drink, but I'll lose my already tenuous grasp on what's happening.
fireresistant: FORGOT NAMING AAAAH
strangelee: Goodbye Island Walk
MurficWPN: keyword
awickedobserver: goodbye hexproof
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
Siegeerson: graham
Innese: Graham aaaaaaaaaaaah
Decaped: at least it's a 5/5
CardinalJobber: RIP all abilities
Nemowoodbine: Graham nooo
Saintnex: noooooo
Feminine_Desires: Graham lost this game.
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
jaoinpc: Oof
gibbousm: Mr. Stark, I am dissapoint
nullrush: riPepperonis
Haganedragon: graham
ThePerrBearr: it's still a 5/5
CaptainSpam: We still have a third match after this. lrrAWESOME
Innese: Sloppy Triggers
Fugi: the good news is that annihalator is still available
strangelee: Lifelink is still on the table
m0nkeyrama: That's so hard to keep track of
silenceaux: Well, there's always shroud. And indestructable?
Agu_Sakku: Shadowm double stike?
nullrush: benginRip
GaijinTree: I feel Gs pain
Blasteg: there's still plainswalk
MrPhlip: Off the table: Protection, Infect, Horsemanship, Hexproof, Triple-strike, Deathtouch, Landwalk
Evochron13: this wouldn't happen if there were triggered abilities like arena Kappa
ThorSokar: Planes walk it is
Earthenone: also the hand is a stack
orionsrise1: he forgot again right?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Still plainswalk and whatever keyword Graham realized
Furrytractor68: God dammit LUL
Agu_Sakku: Do the X-walk just exlude them all now?
gameboy350: So I guess both of their win conditions now are the opponent fainting from hunger or exhaustion
gibbousm: Ian draws up to 5
EOstby: Basic landwalk is also available, I think?
Evochron13: i think that was a deliberate to get rid of triple strike?
LRRbot: Angelic Rocket [8] | Artifact Host Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
colinoclock: is it last strike? last strike
MuffinsOnAHill: You can always name fateseal for the memes.
Haganedragon: shroud
RuiFaleiro: Bring a card back from the yard!
MurficWPN: kitten!!!
Mystaira: Nooooooooo!
ThePerrBearr: YAY! the game can END!
kanimaras: yes it's deaddd!
silenceaux: Freeing them both from this hell
Evochron13: HOORAY THE KITTEN IS DEAD!! (... aww...)
strangelee: He saved it!
colinoclock: noooooooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Baby
RuiFaleiro: Oh, a draw.
colinoclock: how dare you
GoblinRanger: an angel killed the kitten
LadyLavinias: MILL
ContingentCat: katesRip kitten kitten
strangelee: Maybe?
Professor_Rakor: Grabs half kitten with teachers pet?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Last Gnome: Starring Friend
viridimayai: Ian with the Mill, I'm so proud of you!
ThePerrBearr: FLUNGE!
Mystaira: The precious kitten!
vegetalss4: Poor Kitten
Bionull: An angelic rocket blasted a kitten...
m0nkeyrama: That poor kitten BibleThump
gameboy350: oh my robo rally
RuiFaleiro: No cloaca, Ian?
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LadyLavinias: swing everything
SnivianMoon: Is this game nutty? This game feels like it has qualified for 'nutty' status. Perhaps 'bonkers'.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Graham you monster!
chaostreader: There is still another game to play.
m0nkeyrama: We have another round after this seabatTROG
Innese: I mean at least this is game 3, rather than1 or 2
Pal_Friendpatine: Definitely ‘wacky’ at least @snivianmoon
TehAmelie: all dogs go to heaven, whereas kitties just get stabbed by angels
LadyLavinias: didn't flunge. NotLikeThis
Ubiki: Basically amonket
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Granny is never seeing the light of day
strangelee: Cat Lady serving her dime
Haganedragon: squarell trigger
62MGcobra: yes amonket
GoblinRanger: good choice
Nemowoodbine: That old lady went to Cobb county georgia
gibbousm: Ian needs to draw up to 5 again
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I forget how annihalor works
WowoT: ian hasnt been drawing to 5 on his enstep
GoblinRanger: it's the kitten half of the kitten that is scary yes ... that sounds wrong somehow
UnknownGerm: an blocker
Earthenone: i wonder if gaining d6 life is worth giving graham an anhalator 6
CapnRobert: lol
Innese: So Ian wins?
Nemowoodbine: GRAHAM FLUNGE YER GETTIN MILLED
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache when declared as an attacker, the defending player has to sac X permanents (notably before declaring blockers)
LadyLavinias: he just needs to sack all lands for annihilator right?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He can just sac lands since he doesn't need to cast a spell next turn.
Evochron13: really epic punch isn't hyphenated right?
m0nkeyrama: Does Graham have a deck?
cosarprime: I don't think it matters at this point.
coolbond: whats annihalator?
MurficWPN: Ian will need to sacrifice 6 permanents
strangelee: Oh god he has to Flung
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Right. thank you mastershake
Blasteg: isn't that 2 word?
strangelee: Flunge!
Haganedragon: punch the machine
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Agu_Sakku: yeah he dies at end of turn
DaSunao: I want to see the supercut of Ian rolling pairs
LadyLavinias: no cards in deck @m0nkeyrama
LRRbot: Angelic Rocket [8] | Artifact Host Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
TehAmelie: now it's a sharkbear angelrobot
LRRbot: Monkey-Rocket [8] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Angel [6/6] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may destroy target nonland permanent. / Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
m0nkeyrama: Oh jeez @LadyLavinias
getgudder: at the end of his turn doent graham have to draw back to 5?
ContingentCat: oh my
Earthenone: its a little gnome
RuiFaleiro: No bucks, no Buck Rogers.
TehAmelie: sharkbear monkey angelrocket!
gameboy350: You remember when you told the chat "Don't go away"? Why do this to us?
Aenir798: You could chain wipe out your creatures!
xmoldygoldx: graham could kill all his own guys with that combo
ThePerrBearr: FLUNGE!
Vampiricsloth: @coolbond annihilator is when you attack, defending player sacs an amount of permanents equal to the number. in this case 6.
LadyLavinias: Flunge!
RuiFaleiro: Another missed cloaca trigger.
gameboy350: Eh Ian could just sac lands
Dirty_Beach: minus 1 gnome
Dirty_Beach: one was made this turn
LadyLavinias: good effort graham!
Evochron13: might have been able to get there with an attack 1 turn earlier
chrono2x: Can you sac a contraption?
Dirty_Beach: ah, didn't see it there
Evochron13: you can
Dirty_Beach: itmejpGG
Eywind: chrono2x it's a permanent yes
zinnyinn: Well at least this is something to watch during the 5am fire alarm
RockPusher: Proposal for new Un-set card: Really Epic Game
mastershake29x: a contraption is a permanent
LadyLavinias: contraption is a permanent
Earthenone: contraptions are just artifacts that occasionaly do things
Blasteg: is Gram even attacking with 28?
gameboy350: Anyone keeping track of how long this round was?
LRRbot: Success! [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
LadyLavinias: SAY BANDING
Fugi: oh no
Fugi: OH NO
Himyul: Graham lost anihilator
Saintnex: oh G
GoblinRanger: well at least it already triggered
wordswords1: @LoadingReadyRun you lost all your keywords again
Blasteg: could have named trample
CardinalJobber: I like how this game was preceded by a game where next to nothing happened.
Saintnex: could have named trample
l42liam: rip graham hope he misses lethal
Feminine_Desires: Could graham have won from that one keyword?
Eywind: Nah, not with the lifelink
Professor_Rakor: Or....flying...it's mundane but effective.
ThePerrBearr: 11
Earthenone: 11
GoblinRanger: 11
Beowulf_Bjornson: battle cry
colinoclock: did it!
LadyLavinias: too bad he couldn't say infect again
Evochron13: not with double strike unfortunately
ballesta25: Monkey Rocket trigger!
getgudder: Graham has to draw to 5
wafflesoup: Play a card and lose the game by drawing to Calutron
Himyul: doesn't the squirel engine die?
Bugberry: As much as I love this, I'm glad this amount of complexity isn't in Standard Limited.
m0nkeyrama: Monkey rocket is best rocket seabatTROG
Earthenone: chain reaction graham!
Earthenone: blow all your stuff up
UnknownGerm: the calcutron for the love of all that is holy
djalternative: calcutron!
LadyLavinias: HIS LADY
silenceaux: Ahahha
LadyLavinias: KILL THE LADY IN JAIL
ThePerrBearr: the thumb s gone
62MGcobra: g has 5 i believe
Fugi: you don't have the thumb
62MGcobra: gone
m0nkeyrama: GGs!
GoblinRanger: lol
Znazl: G G
SamanthaVess: rooNap
colinoclock: yay!
jonasjonIV: no
Skudd: Literally a life sentence on that granny
LadyLavinias: gg!
offbeatwitch: BARELY
DoctorCactus: Jesus that game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: DAYUM! Congrats Ian
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
offbeatwitch: it's 5am
ThePerrBearr: that was HILARIOUS
lordderps: G G
SuperWill1234: rip lytDORF
gameboy350: WE'RE FREE
Uzumaki15: doesn't G dies at endstep?
CranberryJeus: holy lord
m0nkeyrama: LUL time for round 3!
62MGcobra: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR benginDab elfunkChunk lrrHEART elfunkHeart
xhres2: THIS WAS AMAZING
WowoT: what a game
mastershake29x: ian saw the line