funnyfatguy: Anyone lurking in here know if the decklists from yesterday are posted somewhere
Earthenone: !decklists
funnyfatguy: Thanks
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> "Wow this guy is really really good at Spheda, also he's very funny Crying Emoji Ok Hand Emoji One hundred Emoji" - Twitch chat, 2019 | Adam is jamming Spheda for a few hours. | ||
m0nkeyrama: He's heeeeere!
fragilepaper: Hello Everyone seabatTROG /
beowuuf: excuse me, i was promised doritos?
aWabbajack: lrrSIGNAL coxManleee mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid lrrSIGNAL
THEreplay436: lrrSPOOP
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I have been notified c: Is good, I am bad at schedules
aWabbajack: DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip
maladictem subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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Earthenone: DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip
aWabbajack: There you go @beowuuf DoritosChip coxManleee
SageOfSquirrels: GOLF TIME! WHOO!
weff47: o/
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: thank s all :)
wireddread55377: I’m eating Doritos right now
m0nkeyrama: Morning Adam!
TXC2: Hello Adam
TheAinMAP: Hello.
ACExtravaganza: Guten Morgen
SageOfSquirrels: ADAM! We've missed you!
Driosenth: You're Here!
weff47: morning!
evalarene: hiii
beowuuf: hello
kyp_dorrun: ADAM
wireddread55377: Hi
hieroglyphica: Hello Adam! You look like an Adam
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
betsytheripper: Adam, master of headphones
wireddread55377: Good morning???
rucdoc: wooo, Adam is best in life
m0nkeyrama: Some nice relaxing spheda
BrindleBoar: THRILL as Adam Savidan manages cables!
weff47: truly rivetting
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:58 AM
FireFlower18: cord sorting sorcerer
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TXC2: Big mood
ConspiracyOfCartographers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
ConspiracyOfCartographers: 59? ni- oh wait never mind
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Earthenone: its ok, its still a sex number
TXC2: !findquote 9
LRRbot: Quote #5548: "any number with a 9 in it is a sex number" —Adam [2018-11-27]
aWabbajack: lrrHORN feliciaToronto lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: showlove100 Enjoy the calming spheda before the excitement of gdc seabatTROG
Nightvalien28: huzzah its your good spheda boi
Issurru: I'M HERE
TXC2: oh BTW the Adam, Great Job with the Rumble
BloodForTheCorelab: whats your talk on adam?
fragilepaper: Hey Issurru! seabatTROG /
Issurru: hey @fragilepaper seabatBRAIN /
weff47: The Rumble was so good
wireddread55377: Play station or Xbox
m0nkeyrama: It's a good volume
SageOfSquirrels: sounds good so far
beowuuf: seems fine
TXC2: sounds good so far
Argumentable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Argumentable: Any time with Adam is a good time
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rucdoc: can I get more snare in my headphones?
wireddread55377: Which is better play station or Xbox
m0nkeyrama: It's going to be so gooooood
rucdoc: dude, Adam, that is an awesome topic
SageOfSquirrels: Well said @Argumentable
DoktorNik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
DoktorNik: 59 Months?!?! Adam do you know what this means?!? I don't... which is why i'm asking
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SharkHero08: o/
Driosenth: Is there any way us seabatTROG can watch the GDC talk?
rucdoc: Like an abdominal stretch?
Didero: Good evening!
m0nkeyrama: Good thing you work out and are flexible enough for those stretches SeriousSloth
TXC2: Driosenth unlikely
Didero: Lava seems like an especially mean golf course hazard
FireFlower18: everything at GDC is a bit of a stretch
Earthenone: it will go in the vault, it will be veiwable in a year
Didero: It's fine, just do the talk again on Twitch Kappa
Issurru: So after GDC are you looking to try out a TED Talk Kappa
m0nkeyrama: It will be on youtube eventually
Eclipseon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
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Earthenone: its almost like yall have been at this a while
Earthenone: lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: indeed
hieroglyphica: That is hopefully how subs always go! FOREVER
Issurru: I just found a pet Pig named Chauncey in PoE 2 LUL
suprfluffykitty subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
suprfluffykitty: Savidaddy sha sha sha
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m0nkeyrama: Oh nooo
HondoTrigger: good luck at GDC, bring me back some cave slime brotherrr seabatTROG
beowuuf: og lrr video being inner!
TXC2: sounds about right
m0nkeyrama: Are we losing some frames?
FireFlower18: that was almost 5 years ago, that's a long time in internet
TXC2: m0nkeyrama doesn't seem like it
Earthenone: 5 years. so like 60 months.....
m0nkeyrama: You're going to be great, Adam seabatSEAL
FireBasilisk53: heyo
SageOfSquirrels: From what I've heard you talking about it, I'm excited to see what you talk about
m0nkeyrama: My internet, then @TXC2 :(
TXC2: hello FireBasilisk53 welcome
betsytheripper: you're gonna do great!
betsytheripper: the trogs believe in you
m0nkeyrama: ^^^^
RayFK: Adam
RayFK: Nothing you do is garbage, except when you rip into me
m0nkeyrama: It's def not garbage
SharkHero08: just do your talk in your vince voice
SageOfSquirrels: <message deleted>But you know STORIES! You know what makes sense.
FireBasilisk53: nope, even his rips aren't garbage
hieroglyphica: Truer words have never been spoken, we always got to keep our self-reflection realistically kind
HondoTrigger: just picture the audience in their underwear SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: This is a topic you know a lot about, my dude, it'll be fine
Didero: You do know something about game design, since you play plenty of games. Enough to declare if something honks or not :P
Earthenone: you have both an esports show and a wrestling show seems like good qualifications for the subject
betsytheripper: an early honks call :o
TXC2: SharkHero08 "E-sports needs BIG MEN!"
betsytheripper: biiig mood
beowuuf: brain demons are like perplexing chimera owners, fun hating!
Didero: Find anything nice at the landfill? Kappa
MrJWhit subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
MrJWhit: Don't mind me, just getting that sweet purple name for discord.
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Jenelmo: Landfill???
m0nkeyrama: LUL
weff47: gottem
SageOfSquirrels: <message deleted>Adam, coming in strong vs the Animus
HondoTrigger: the landfill, where they put made in abyss season 2 Kappa
SharkHero08: damnit adam i was typing that joke
TXC2: Adam burning ALL of chat in one hard move!
m0nkeyrama: Too slow
hieroglyphica: Wait, I've never been to the lrr discord, I only just started using discord. do our subs effect the discord server? like we get badges there too?
m0nkeyrama: Sonic would be so sad, Shark
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
SharkHero08: its hard when im also eating SeriousSloth
aWabbajack: you will be purple as a Sub @hieroglyphica in the LRR Discord
m0nkeyrama: Sounds like a you problem @SharkHero08
m0nkeyrama: SeriousSloth
TXC2: well eat faster as well then, that can't go wrong Kappa
hieroglyphica: Ooo neat. Thanks for the info!
aWabbajack: and everyone but mods/friends/admins are grouped together
HondoTrigger: it's like east and west berlin over in the discord with the different name colors
betsytheripper: see the secret is to be so hungry that you eat so fast you don't know hwere your food went
SharkHero08: monkey you clip the entire stream so far yet? SeriousSloth
betsytheripper: like I just did
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
m0nkeyrama: I have yet to make a clip SeriousSloth
Earthenone: also seem to be droping some frames?
FireBasilisk53: if video games have taught me anything is that old sword is secretly super strong when fixed
FireFlower18: have chat on phone
fragilepaper: Holy shit Ramen!
DaSunao: This happens every time
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid coxChicken DoritosChip
electroswagnetism: heh, bone lord
m0nkeyrama: LUL I have some restraint SeriousSloth
betsytheripper: I'm like always hungry, I just force myself to eat on a schedule haha
TastyArsenic: omg adam you say that every stream
Diabore: you ever gonna go back to botw adam?
SageOfSquirrels: <message deleted>food food food nom nom nom
betsytheripper: because I was eating breakfast when the stream started!
Earthenone: i mean you stream at lunch time in NA
TacitusVigil: But doesn't that mean you're *still* hungry? lrrBEEJ
AlchemicalPanda: Wait, are you telling me to tell you about the lunch I just had?
m0nkeyrama: You've been busy with moving and gdc stuff
RayFK: GOD that part honks
Gen2Gengar: Hello Adam, hello chat
SageOfSquirrels: wait, which part?
Earthenone: stealth sections are the worst, i support your decision
HondoTrigger: just what I wanted in my open world game, a forced stealth segment
LetsConsider: Play what makes you happy, dude
TXC2: hello Gen2Gengar welcome
m0nkeyrama: Oh baby!
Diabore: if its the part im thinking of you just need to crossdress
aitsu100: dont feel too bad Adam i want poutine but i live in a southern state so cant get it unlike you could if you wanted
Earthenone: whats up with you and games that start with "dark"
m0nkeyrama: He's making it through Darksiders seabatTROG seabatTROG
betsytheripper: for this stream or home stream?
Didero: No sleeping, no ea-sorry
HondoTrigger: DMC 5 is soooo good
FireFlower18: that sounds awful...I'm in.
SharkHero08: you wont SeriousSloth
edgehead_: I just watched the VOD of the autmnal rumble and the finish fo the rumble was heartbreaking
ArcOfTheConclave: @Diabore I think it was the yiga encampment
SageOfSquirrels: it's in his SOUL
TXC2: Darksiders: Adam's Everrest Kappa
TacitusVigil: I think that's more on games using "dark" too much than on Adam.
bloodybighead: Morning Adam, chat.
AlchemicalPanda: Oh god, I forgot the golfing...
Thandres: i stoppd the first darksiders when it made you backtrack all the previous areas to find some hidden mcGuffin you couldnt reach before
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
TXC2: that fucking honks
TXC2: hello bloodybighead welcome
weff47: yeet
chibi_bento: not for this stream? As you play 'Dark Cloud 2'?
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
BrindleBoar: off the stalactite!
Earthenone: lrrGREED
Didero: That's at least not terrible?
SageOfSquirrels: "higher...harder...f-myself." Do we need an explicit tag on this family friendly golf game?
SharkHero08: i thought you were tiger woods SeriousSloth
Earthenone: he means this show, not the game he is playing today
Politicallycorrekt: Perfect repositioning, as intended
Earthenone: he is talking ofg a post dark cloud future
TXC2: all LRR is NSFW unless otherwise noted Kappa
m0nkeyrama: wrong color NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
bloodybighead: You want to talk about honking? I went 5-2 on traditional drafting last night. Now I cant even pull to wins this morning.
Earthenone: !findquote nsfw
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
fragilepaper: Where has the Speda God? SeriousSloth
Thandres: shot of the century coming up! :P
wireddread55377: You have a dark future
m0nkeyrama: Incoming god shot
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
electroswagnetism: So this is my first time tuning in to a dark cloud 2 stream; why is there golf in this game?
m0nkeyrama: Yesssssssss
Thandres: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
bloodybighead: It needs to bounce once. famous last words.
betsytheripper: seabatTROG gamer god
Diabore: @electroswagnetism its a golf game with rpg elements
Thandres: lrrSACK tbh Kappa
SageOfSquirrels: Starting out strong! Good sign! seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: It's gotten very good
TXC2: and THAT! is why you always Believe in the Savidan!
weff47: just bounce it Kappa
wireddread55377: Nice one 👍
Didero: More like SaviDAMN
bloodybighead: It's Savi-can!
TXC2: electroswagnetism becuase it's awesome
FireBasilisk53: SOON seabatTROG
SageOfSquirrels: Do you think you'll do the extra post-game dungeon?
TXC2: I'm a Saviwont Kappa
PerpetualDM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
PerpetualDM: We golfing? Aw yeah!!! Hello adam thank you for Life, the Universe and Everything.
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Nightvalien28: hehe bone lord
m0nkeyrama: Looking fresh for GDC 👌 👌
wireddread55377: What is this game about is it a golf adventure game
Zaghrog: wireddread55377 the golfing is an optional minigame, the game in itself is a kind of action rpg
NathanJay_GA: o/
kanimaras: through the power of golf
TXC2: wireddread55377 no it's a JRPG that happpens to have a golf mini game
Earthenone: "fix" it
betsytheripper: but also town building too
wireddread55377: Ok so pretty simple then
Earthenone: with the power of golf and city planning
weff47: and we're fucking up some neighborhoods along the way
Didero: The enemy design is pretty wild
m0nkeyrama: Designing some real prize-winning towns LUL
wireddread55377: ☠️☠️👻👻☠️☠️
Canageek: Oh sweet, Adam is playing Dark Cloud 2
Canageek: Its been freaking forever since I was free when Adam is streaming
TXC2: hello Canageek welcome
m0nkeyrama: Is there a gun after the sexy panther?
DaMullet14: rope a dope
Canageek: More just timing not working out?
m0nkeyrama: Happy you can make this one @Canageek seabatTROG
electroswagnetism: penultimate is second last, yes
m0nkeyrama: Yes, penultimate is second to last
SageOfSquirrels: Yes. Desperado = penultimate Last Resort = ultimate
Aenir798: Penultimate is 2nd to last yeah
kanimaras: is there a word for third to last?
m0nkeyrama: Last Resort sounds like it'll be pretty sweet
electroswagnetism: @kanimaras Penpenultimate :^)
Thandres: semi-penultimate? :p
m0nkeyrama: if we get there
SageOfSquirrels: quarter finalist?
Gen2Gengar: Antepenultimate
DaMullet14: antepenultimate, yeah
m0nkeyrama: Huh, so there is a word for it seabatBRAIN
DaMullet14: like an antechamber
DaMullet14: but for penultimacy
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Then you got preantepenultimate
TXC2: that or Chat just made it up :P
m0nkeyrama: Words are weird LUL
DaMullet14: you callin' me a liar TXC
Gen2Gengar: All words are made up
RayFK: That's what they said
RayFK: Boom
fragilepaper: LUL
TXC2: DaMullet14 I'm calling you an Inventor :P
weff47: anything can be a word if you try hard enough
m0nkeyrama: RIP Ridepod
SageOfSquirrels: Elemental Stones are powerful against big baddies
FireFlower18: I am also out of fuel
m0nkeyrama: Give the ridepod some cheese, maybe it's just hungry Kappa
Thandres: more like RIPod *ba-dum-tish*
Gen2Gengar: If phthisis can be a word, anything can
Canageek: So Adam, how many times have you beaten this game now?
TXC2: Canageek just once
DaMullet14: pronounced 'feh, this is"
Earthenone: !card phthisis
LRRbot: Phthisis [3BBBB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness. / Suspend 5—{1}{B} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{B} and exile it with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Canageek: Huh! I recall you playing this years, ago, then coming back to it also ages ago. Or did you also play the first one?
Qualario subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
Qualario: Hey, Adam! Thanks for being awesome.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Qualario! (Today's storm count: 12)
SageOfSquirrels: I believe 5/weapon?
Earthenone: he never beat it on his own, he came back to stop james taunting a few years back
TXC2: Canageek Adam has onlly ever played dark could 2 on stream
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Qualario: You're welcome is totally appropriate.
Canageek: Huh
Canageek: This must be a bigger game then I thought!
TXC2: well it's an RPG, so it's HUGH
bloodybighead: Can you take at least one compliment?
m0nkeyrama: HUGH Mungous? Kappa
SageOfSquirrels: It's a loooong ass JRPG
malsareus converted from a Twitch Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
Gen2Gengar: Hueg
Canageek: That IS way better then Adam used to be
DaMullet14: 098oikjm
BrindleBoar: cutting slack? what are you, new here? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: He didn't call himself a 5/10 in response seabatTROG
SharkHero08: Is old Adam peeking its head around again?
bloodybighead: a thank you after, uh well idk, uh i guess.
Qualario: @bloodybighead It's totally cool.
m0nkeyrama: There's a pile of past adams in the dump now Kappa
TXC2: nah, we took old Adam out behind the shed
Earthenone: well yeah, why do you think he was there this morning
betsytheripper: well that's just mean level design, those dips
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: really thought we'd sliced that :p
m0nkeyrama: He can move the ball anyway, it's fiiiiine
space_turbulence: Thank you for giving me something chill towatch while icalm myself down from anxiety, Adam
Thandres: just full power through bouncing off the walls!
Canageek: Yay, gold time
ArcOfTheConclave: slice it?
m0nkeyrama: "Nice"
TXC2: space_turbulence lrrHEART
Earthenone: Nice Shot!
Canageek: Adam's golf times are relaxing, I've missed this
m0nkeyrama: what a nice shot ResidentSleeper
Didero: If that wasn't a Nice Shot it would've been a nice shot :P
J_Rey15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
J_Rey15: Made sure to sub during your stream to let you know how exceptional of a person you are, Adam. :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, J_Rey15! (Today's storm count: 13)
Gen2Gengar: I really enjoy that this game punishes players for being accurate
m0nkeyrama: Fill this man with compliments seabatTROG seabatTROG
bloodybighead: Good job.
TXC2: wheres the GAP? on every Corner Kappa
Thandres: no, you didnt blush 0/10 appreciation of the compliment! :P
m0nkeyrama: You're aiming at the pillars, i think?
TXC2: 90's JOKES!
m0nkeyrama: wtf
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Gen2Gengar: NO
kanimaras: game pls
J_Rey15: What kind of hitbox bullshit...
TXC2: well fuck you too game
betsytheripper: woooow rude game etf
Didero: Spheda GOD :P
Thandres: well at least it went off course XD
m0nkeyrama: That was some noooonsense
aitsu100: what was that hitbox
TXC2: in the hole!
TXC2: pish
m0nkeyrama: Damn, just needed one more shot
m0nkeyrama: It was a straight line
m0nkeyrama: The ball bounced off of air NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: I am HERE seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Heeeey @MilkInBag seabatTROG
TXC2: hello MilkInBag welcome
Thandres: combat meachanics PogChamp
Frednotbob: I don't think I ever saw a dragon when I played....
m0nkeyrama: This is fun and engaging gameplay :)
FireFlower18: woo
TXC2: hello Omega_Lairon
Thandres: that was almost as fluid as DMC 5 Kappa
Omega_Lairon: Mornin TX!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
space_turbulence: Heh, bone lord
m0nkeyrama: so many times
TXC2: a Jay Sherman the Critic
electroswagnetism: I am guilty of "heh, bonelord"
RebelliousUno: this doesn't seem like golf
bloodybighead: 2 rams, a colossus, and 4 thrulls. lets fight.
MilkInBag: is 'everything is a Simpsons quote' a Simpsons quote?
TXC2: Bonelord sounds like a WH40K tank :p
RebelliousUno: TXC2 sounds like my college nick name
MilkInBag: GUNDAM? PogChamp
betsytheripper: is the bonelord the lord of the bone zone
MilkInBag: unknown bone
DaMullet14: The tomb of the unknown bone
TXC2: RebelliousUno sure it was Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Hm, is it? 🤔
MilkInBag: I'm a bonetheist
electroswagnetism: Maybe it's a log for rolling as opposed to a log that rolls?
Omega_Lairon: Yeah, in that it's a log *for* rolling
fragilepaper: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Maybe it's a log for joints? Kappa
J_Rey15: It has a Role though, doesn't it?
DaMullet14: MilkInBag you think bones are god?
MilkInBag: shooting beefy dragons with a uzi, what a game
Thandres: well it the earth is rotating, so the log is just rolling exactly fast enough in the opposite direction of the rotation of the earth seabatBRAIN
Thandres: *so it appears stationary
MilkInBag: @DaMullet14 maybe
m0nkeyrama: That sure uzi makes beautiful music
m0nkeyrama: uzi sure*
Issurru: You don't want a Zunepod Adam? Kappa
MilkInBag: the combat is way better than God of War
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put organization in Smash, you cowards!
darkkoala: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (35m ago).
throwntowolves: so after watching adam play dark cloud 2 spheda for a number of streams I have a question,, how big is this game?
m0nkeyrama: Very
Earthenone: robots are often weak to lightning in jrpgs
TXC2: big
MilkInBag: too big
Invitare: everything's weak to lightning if you use enough lightning
DaMullet14: Is there golf in the secret dungeon?
HondoTrigger: but what's the file size Kappa
DaMullet14: Because if there's no golf in it I don't think you can count it
m0nkeyrama: Ps2 era, so likely very small LUL
Invitare: 20GB. The G stands for Golf
DaMullet14: 20 golf balls is pretty big
RebelliousUno: 20 Golf Bytes
Earthenone: 20 golf balls seems like a low estimate
FireFlower18: I need to put mini golf in my Dungeon, make it a little more welcoming
SageOfSquirrels: I remember this needing three different blocks in my memory card - one for the game, one for pictures, and one for golf?
SageOfSquirrels: it was a lot back then
m0nkeyrama: I'm sure Adam has lost more than 20 golf balls by now SeriousSloth
SquareDotCube: we're certainly in the bone zone
TwitchTVsFrank: 2.21GB is the iso size
Omega_Lairon: I remember the original Gran Turismo needed like 5? Slots or something.
Omega_Lairon: For saves
RebelliousUno: With Robots in hte Bone zone
Suffix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 67 month streak!
Suffix: Wow this guy is really really good at Spheda, also he's very funny :sweat_smile: :ok_hand_tone2: :100: seabatTROG GIVE THIS MAN YOUR SUPPORT
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Suffix! (Today's storm count: 14)
m0nkeyrama: LUL Suffix
RebelliousUno: That's a lot of months
MilkInBag: is that a trap
m0nkeyrama: only two more months, suffix
MilkInBag: :ok_hand_tone2:
MilkInBag: 🤔
m0nkeyrama: Hm
Suffix: I might get up to _tone3 depending on the amount of sun I see this summer.
RebelliousUno: In air?
RayFK: As far as deeze nuts
J_Rey15: Listen for it and found out Kappa
RebelliousUno: or liquid?
m0nkeyrama: Far enough SeriousSloth
Pandax0: it seems like you need a sound defense aginst them
electroswagnetism: short answer "it depends"
MilkInBag: a yes, a bat carrying a bundle of hay
m0nkeyrama: 9 shots :o
MilkInBag: 9, time to uninstall
RebelliousUno: having an Uzi seems a bit cheating when they have swords and the like
TXC2: ooof a 9 par ?!
RayFK: Adam, my propensity to respond to anything with "deeze nuts" has gone up sharply since we started hanging out
Thandres: 9? easy golf for babies :o
RebelliousUno: PGA Gold would be much more entertaiing if they had to clear the course of enemies first
RebelliousUno: Golf*
MilkInBag: footsies cheaties
m0nkeyrama: LUL it's an easy ticket to making him laugh @RayFK
TwitchTVsFrank: @rebelliousuno i would watch that!
RebelliousUno: Tiger Woods here with the hatchet, clearing the first hole
MilkInBag: YEET
m0nkeyrama: "nice shot" right into a dip NotLikeThis
Omega_Lairon: Ball. Is in. Parking lot.
RebelliousUno: Do you want to play again?
Omega_Lairon: You have selected NO
betsytheripper: just hard enough
m0nkeyrama: Actually perfect placement seabatTROG
MilkInBag: 'oh oh' perfect shot
m0nkeyrama: Yoooo
electroswagnetism: Man golf is easy
Pandax0: back to back accidental perfect shots!
TXC2: this game is for BABIES! Kappa
FireFlower18: a nice game of flog on St Patrick's Eve
m0nkeyrama: Spheda is ez mode golf Kappa
RebelliousUno: this was what Par 7?
MilkInBag: getting there is easy, not screwing up the last one is a whole other thing OpieOP
DaMullet14: 9
TurtleGod57: hello
TXC2: Par 9
m0nkeyrama: par 9
SquareDotCube: Power it in!
TXC2: hello TurtleGod57 welcome
m0nkeyrama: RIP
MilkInBag: DansGame game
JonnyGlitch: HI Adam! Hi Chat! I'm playing some late night Subnautica
m0nkeyrama: "Nice"
TurtleGod57: do you have any sugestions for a vial smasher // ishai edh deck?
MilkInBag: EZ Clap
m0nkeyrama: YOOOO
m0nkeyrama: EZ 👏
betsytheripper: eagle, yo
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Didero: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RebelliousUno: Over the top and off the back wall would have been the epic rebound
TwitchTVsFrank: 👏👏
m0nkeyrama: Blob of turquoise :o
MilkInBag: josh plays vial smasher with thrasios
HondoTrigger: all of Josh's decks are so mean he has to pay his friends to play with him under the guise of a youtube series Kappa
m0nkeyrama: What does turquoise do?
MilkInBag: Josh was super nice at Las Vegas PogChamp
J_Rey15: "Wait, please don't scoop to Cyclonic Rift"
m0nkeyrama: He seems like he'd be great to hang with
MilkInBag: no
MilkInBag: it was 2015
RebelliousUno: I seem to remember him being great at GP LA
TurtleGod57: what decks do you play in mtg
TXC2: Omega_Lairon well yeah, what do you think the golf is? Kappa
DaMullet14: you going to the next GP Vegas?
MilkInBag: I was there for the first commander meetup with josh and jimmy
TurtleGod57: LUL LUL LUL BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: More town building? seabatTROG seabatTROG
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betsytheripper: how do you... get into that house?
Pandax0: you had erik right?
MilkInBag: my friend forgot his expensive cards binder at the meeting room at a hotel and Josh grabbed it and we recovered it thanks to him, it was worth like $800
SageOfSquirrels: Gerald's your dad
DaMullet14: betsytheripper we teleport on top of it
weff47: the pots LUL
TXC2: you jump Kappa
DaMullet14: Cedric is entombed there
FireFlower18: no
m0nkeyrama: Tourist attraction pots
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: the Sims, aka Murder Simulator
DaMullet14: Is there golf in the Sims?
electroswagnetism: Yo play the sims as your next game
ArcOfTheConclave: Erik is on the Blackstone One.
EmpyrealHell: so, cities: skylines after you finish spheda, then?
malsareus: how about sim city?
Mowdownjoe: Adam comes across as the kind of guy that'll throw his Sims into a pool just for fun and remove the ladder.
m0nkeyrama: No playable golf in the sims :/
Omega_Lairon: The Sims - asylum challenge
bloodybighead: You may have already said it, but what game are you playing next?
Didero: So when are you playing Cities: Skylines on Gamehaus? :P
m0nkeyrama: Gerald is at max's house?
m0nkeyrama: He's max's dad
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: Attack dead creatures to absorb their meat.
betsytheripper: great idea, a one off palette cleanser stream after you finish dark cloud to just fuck around in sims for a day
MilkInBag: adam with a city management game? I dont see it LUL
Mowdownjoe: More DMC5, please.
ArcOfTheConclave: Gerald might also be on the Blackstone One.
weff47: A bit weird that Max refers to his dad by his first name.
m0nkeyrama: I feel like an Adam sims stream would be character creator the whole time seabatTROG
weff47: "Yes Gerald, I can help you out in the yard."
electroswagnetism: There is a lot of game in this game
MilkInBag: is this no man's sky?
DaMullet14: Half a fence? How cultured
artemasrukh: yay golf
m0nkeyrama: Oh, yeah, if Gerald's not here he's at blackstone one
kanimaras: don't design shame adam
MilkInBag: by design choice I mean, fuck design
silenceaux: abject errors?
ArcOfTheConclave: "After recruiting Gerald, he may be found in the second front most passenger car of Blackstone One. At this point he may be immigrated and placed in Georama areas."
Omega_Lairon: Twitch chat seems incapable of only taking half-offense Kappa
TheOldBadger: By design choices I mean the mistakes I've made
Mangledpixel: boop
DaMullet14: I said it was cultured!
MilkInBag: are you kidnapping someone
Saulens181: so hows golf?
m0nkeyrama: LUL was that Beej?
SquareDotCube: Yes, it's about as cultured as yogurt
MilkInBag: DMC5 would be fun without chat
SquareDotCube: Kappa
Krokaar: im your DAB
m0nkeyrama: They were being a dink
Pandax0: what happened?
MilkInBag: for once it wasnt me OpieOP
Aenir798: did he go out for a pack of cigarretes?
Issurru: Dad's hang out by thermostats Adam Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: Dad's on the train
MilkInBag: is dad under the train?
weff47: Yeah you can find him easily just by touching the thermostat
ArcOfTheConclave: nvm
weff47: he'll come to you
MilkInBag: to buy a kidnapper
Thandres: easily scammed max XD
m0nkeyrama: Dad!
kanimaras: yeah this seems like kidnapping
MilkInBag: why is your dad waring clothes like it's a renaissance faire
kanimaras: stealing him from this mansion to live in your "town"
m0nkeyrama: LUL quality parenting
Krokaar: you must be from kentuky
HondoTrigger: so this game takes place in america?
Issurru: must be in fantasy Texas OpieOP
RebelliousUno: Dad seems pretty irresposible
BrindleBoar: "you're a mature twelve - have an assault rifle"
Omega_Lairon: "Careful, you'll put someone's eye out with that thing"
artemasrukh: wasn't it more of a machine pistol?
MilkInBag: "living" in a "town" made by a kid
m0nkeyrama: He gave us a trumpet gun
RebelliousUno: Golf, Gun, Good Luck Son
MilkInBag: this town looks like hyrule in the future
m0nkeyrama: maybe he thought it was just a trumpet LUL
Krokaar: giving guns is something they do at a VERY young age in some southern states
ArcOfTheConclave: nice 'Town'
MilkInBag: i mean the sky looks like barf
Thandres: i´d say the town has a windmill, and thats as far as i am willing to go Kappa
Omega_Lairon: "If you like random ass cranes and s*** on your roof, then have I got a town for you!"
weff47: "Look dad it's even got a tourist attraction." "Um yep, those pots are sure... something son."
RebelliousUno: Don't be so damn picky Gerald!
Omega_Lairon: Looks like Frieza's spaceship
MilkInBag: 'It puts the dad in the house or else it gets the hose'
Pandax0: the dude did just downsize from a mansion....
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ArcOfTheConclave: buy for conda
LetsConsider: I mean this in the best possible way Adam, but pls never become an architect
MilkInBag: 60 is a sex number, for celibate
MilkInBag: "Sticky Clay"
MilkInBag: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Adam is an avante garde architect seabatBRAIN
Krokaar: alex is so excited
m0nkeyrama: Designer for the rich and famous LUL
MilkInBag: why are there quotation marks on everything
TXC2: sticky clay is just mud no? :P
MilkInBag: "Gunpowder"
kanimaras: glass material ingredients for glass. thanks game
TXC2: for liability reasons
DaMullet14: powdered guns
Erudite_Cynic: he is Eccentric like Andy Worhol or Foul Ole Ron
Thandres: regulations are for villains in this universe
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RebelliousUno: haus
MilkInBag: maybe he wants to live in not a shitty town with a weird sky
Krokaar: we've met like 6 kids I think, almost everyone in this world is the same height
Pandax0: move him in to a church
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Omega_Lairon: Needs more roof cranes : \
SquareDotCube: Live in a church
m0nkeyrama: oof
m0nkeyrama: City limits
LetsConsider: If parents have taught me anything, it doesn't matter if it's the best you have, it isn't good enough
m0nkeyrama: Wow, did you just evict an old lady BibleThump
DaMullet14: did all these people request to live next to open geysers or was that a coincidence
RebelliousUno: m0nkeyrama put her on a train
MilkInBag: so ok, it's an RPG with golf elements after killing stuff, and then you have to manage a city between dungeons?
m0nkeyrama: Stress? SeriousSloth
Erudite_Cynic: its all that swole trying to get out
RebelliousUno: It's a golf game with RPG elements...and a Sim City complex
TXC2: because it' so Vascular Kappa
Issurru: must've had SORE-eo's fore breakfast Kappa
m0nkeyrama: What happenend to monica?
Pandax0: yes
MilkInBag: @Issurru I'm shaking
fragilepaper: Where.
fragilepaper: Is Monica (whoops pressed space by accident)
m0nkeyrama: Ooooh, right
Issurru: my joke just that good? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Monica died SeriousSloth
MilkInBag: G* weapon
MilkInBag: that's not a name
Krokaar: spend 56 hours getting someone limit break, lose them 1/4th into the game.....#FFVII
Invitare: don't worry, you still have Ridepod right? The best character?
m0nkeyrama: An @Issurru joke good? Is that possible? Kappa
TXC2: Krokaar oof
ArcOfTheConclave: @Invitare that's dead too
m0nkeyrama: Oh right, we need ridepod fuel too
Invitare: actually you'll find he looks more like a substitute shop *keeper* Kappa
SquareDotCube: Shoot first AND ask questions!
m0nkeyrama: I do not remember
m0nkeyrama: A trog's memory isn't great seabatTROG
fragilepaper: You did 2 floors last week yeah
malsareus: okay for clarity: Adam did you just sayyou cleared out the second floor anime?
LetsConsider: So wait, is Monica dead or not?
m0nkeyrama: She's afk SeriousSloth
Invitare: that's a shame
ChroniclerC: She's dead, Jim.
FireBasilisk53: she's assumed dead at this point
Saulens181: what do those arrows mean?
ArcOfTheConclave: Monica's at a farm upstate.
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Saulens181: no, the ones beside the gun
ChroniclerC: Monica retired to the country.
m0nkeyrama: Did Monica cross that rainbow bridge?
DaMullet14: it's not a League of Legends joke?
Krokaar: when you live in the most northern part of your state....and suddenly realize this 10 years later.....
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Farm downstate, then? 🤔
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:57 from now).
ChroniclerC: Hark, a wild Alex in the background.
Invitare: oh it IS an LRL. I thought I heard Alex laughing
m0nkeyrama: Is that a hunting horn
m0nkeyrama: Damn it Adam
Erudite_Cynic: HUNTINGHORN PogChamp
FireBasilisk53: got taht hunting horn
Gen2Gengar: Toot toot
AlchemicalPanda: Insect Glaive or get out!
MilkInBag: oh it's your mother's 'friend'
TXC2: oh we're Harry Potter Kappa
SquareDotCube: Or he's really into the weed
m0nkeyrama: He's going to buff us in combat seabatTROG seabatTROG
weff47: "look at my giant bong"
DaMullet14: "No one will take me seriously because I wasn't born"
Masslost: too bad there won't be a third game ever made dam sony
m0nkeyrama: Shoes off? Almost maximum comfort mode :o
ChroniclerC: TOOT TOOT
MilkInBag: that's a vacuum cleaner
m0nkeyrama: YOO, we have the horn now?
FireBasilisk53: thanks mister... *throws it out right away*
BrindleBoar: wow a lava saxophone, thanks
Erudite_Cynic: Fire Lord Savidan
CapnRobert: lava controlling hunting horn seems op
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Max better Moses?
m0nkeyrama: He's trusting Max with this????
LetsConsider: So you are one of the Lords of Cinder, you could say?
electroswagnetism: "Which land is that again?"
weff47: to a 10 year old
BrindleBoar: "I'll always treasure it and immediately pawn it."
Krokaar: break it down for parts, if RPG's have taught me anything...
Pandax0: But the REAL question is can the fire horn be used for spheda...
ChroniclerC: "It's one of the most important things I own. Maybe it'll be kinda handy."
TXC2: so he's just giving this kid a National treasure?
SquareDotCube: "Raybrandt did make great toothpaste, though"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Video game lore seabatYIKES
Krokaar: stranger danger!
ArcOfTheConclave: "Gasbard is a bad guy"
BrindleBoar: why are there a million computers for two people
ChroniclerC: "Go left"
LetsConsider: @SquareDotCube I can't tell if you mean he made toothpaste, or he was made into toothpaste
m0nkeyrama: "Stick out like dog's balls" LUL LUL
silenceaux: Okay that one was weird
HondoTrigger: stick out like WHAT?
m0nkeyrama: Noooooo
silenceaux: sorry Adam but I can't stan for that turn of phrase
LetsConsider: @BrindleBoar Bc animating characters is expensive
Krokaar: wut...
Mowdownjoe: Noep
m0nkeyrama: people don't say that
malsareus: what people?
Pandax0: you are literally the only person i have heard say it.
RebelliousUno: No one says that
Omega_Lairon: I hear that a lot here
ArcOfTheConclave: people don't say that
Issurru: maybe weird people say it Kappa
AlchemicalPanda: Lol
Aenir798: Adam pls
JonnyGlitch: It's common in Australia
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Krokaar: gettem chat!
weff47: LUL
AlchemicalPanda: The look says it all
blackwlf: That is not a thing people say, Adam.
ChroniclerC: Thank you, Alex.
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] They stick out like dogs balls.
LRRbot: New quote #5906: "They stick out like dogs balls." —Adam [2019-03-16]
silenceaux: Wow. Even Alex just throwing you under the train
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES +
m0nkeyrama: That might be an Adam Savidan original LUL
x1r0: LUL
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: you'll hear it in some uncouth parts of australia.
LetsConsider: Sorry, Adam
HondoTrigger: Even Alex agrees
Pharmacistjudge: Afternoon Adam and LRRchar
MilkInBag: but then again, is Alex the best reference?
FireBasilisk53: gottem
Pharmacistjudge: how is the golf, Adam?
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JonnyGlitch: I say it all the time and I'm PERFECTLY normal!
SquareDotCube: Ol' Adam and his Albertan expressions
Earthenone: alex is there does that mean...
Earthenone: !next
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Didero: We love you anyway, Adam :)
Earthenone: it does!
FireBasilisk53: no person has ever said that ever
weff47: at this point I'm wondering if Adam's family just made up sayings and told him it was something people say
NotCainNorAbel: I'm really scared to google that to see if people say it..
LetsConsider: I'm sure someone has said it at some point in history
m0nkeyrama: This is why we love you LUL
Aenir798: We have a confirmation of exactly one person saying that
ArcOfTheConclave: JonnyGlitch confirmed not normal
MilkInBag: yeah but WHAT people
JonnyGlitch: Yes Adam, you are a person and you said it
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, we all say weird things
NotCainNorAbel: I have heard most of the things you have said but this one.....
JonnyGlitch: It's perfectly normal saying
BrindleBoar: you know you don't have to lie to us, Adam
ChroniclerC: Embrace the weird.
Pharmacistjudge: you just happen to have a mic and say them to more people
FireFlower18: bee dick
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: well, the aussie version is actually "sticks out like balls on a dog", but you were close enough.
blackwlf: They made up all these sayings, just so Adam would think they were normal. Adam's entire life has been a troll.
SageOfSquirrels: Never heard the phrase before, but I understood it in context when you said it. You make sense, Adam.
electroswagnetism: dont forget fuel
Omega_Lairon: It's a perfectly cromulent turn of phrase
blackwlf: Shhhhh, we don't talk about that.
Krokaar: plot armor!
RebelliousUno: Well apparently it is a thing
RebelliousUno: Google knows
RebelliousUno: The phrase "sticks out like dog's balls" means something is very obvious and plain to see, especially if it looks out of place or inappropriate: "In that street of old wooden houses that modern glass one sticks out like dog's balls"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
SageOfSquirrels: Game gotcha Adam, it heard you
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: if you want more uncouth, try "sticks out like a dead dingo's donger"
JonnyGlitch: in fact, it's common for Australians to make up sayings on the spot, and saying they're common, but not in this case, dog's balls DO stick out.
fragilepaper: LUL
MilkInBag: e x p o s u r e
FireBasilisk53: filling in that plot hole for ya
Didero: Well there's your answer: 'Magic'
RebelliousUno: I would tend to say like a Sore Thumb...
RebelliousUno: but if you want to go with the Dog's Balls.....
TXC2: Moses Time!
FireFlower18: that cheese is gunna melt
Didero: I remember this exact line of thinking from a few streams ago and then the first thing you did next is die :P
FireBasilisk53: tute tute on your flute
Smapdi_Flaffermann: To be fair, though, a sore thumb doesn't really stick out. Adam could have a very sore thumb right now, and I'd have no idea.
redbannanas: what game is thid
ChroniclerC: And Max just automatically knows how to play it.
m0nkeyrama: Max is so smart :)
Krokaar: Adam "moses" savidan
RebelliousUno: I've heard of parting the red sea
RebelliousUno: but that's ridiculous
malsareus: he's moses now
blackwlf: And then Max's feet caught fire because the ground doesn't instantly lose all that heat.
Omega_Lairon: Ehh... Andy from Advance Wars though... "what are airports??"
TXC2: Ride on time!
FireFlower18: maxes
silenceaux: Oh, do we get to shoot him?
Diabore: what happened to the golf?
BrindleBoar: this guy is 80% cloak by volume
Pandax0: he brought a sword to a gun fight.
HondoTrigger: you were born recently
Pharmacistjudge: How can this guy see? his collar is at eye level?
malsareus: fresh from the shower
silenceaux: Still got amniotic fluid because you're a newborn gerber baby
ChroniclerC: It means you just got out of the pool!
LetsConsider: I have absolutely heard 'wet behind the ears'
m0nkeyrama: Babies are wet behind the ears SeriousSloth
MilkInBag: because you still use the ear slugs
LetsConsider: Idk why it means newbie
Dareael: When you shower, you get bad at things
DaMullet14: you haven't figure out how to dry your ears
SageOfSquirrels:'re freshly..."birthed" and mom hasn't "licked you clean" yet? *shrug*
Aenir798: Wet from amniotic fluid because you were just born
DaMullet14: Gaspard the Wonder Dog
m0nkeyrama: It's because babies LUL
RavingPenguin: Peak
Shoof: it's meant to elude a newborn baby that's still wet
MilkInBag: great fight
RavingPenguin: Gameplay
Schokobeau: riveting.
Omega_Lairon: "Huh hiya" "Huh Ha!"
m0nkeyrama: This is peak boss battle right here
MilkInBag: it's easier than all other fights
DaMullet14: are we overleveled, or is Adam that good
Canageek: So, I'm wondering how you got on the island, there doesn't seem to be a bridge?
FireBasilisk53: you win
ChroniclerC: Fun was had.
m0nkeyrama: Much fun :)
SageOfSquirrels: Gaspard: I have a cool skull sword! Max: I have a machine gun and mega hammer.
Saulens181: @damullet14 yes
Canageek: I'm assuming Adam is a boss
kanimaras: their golfing development budget was like $20million but their combat development $20
NotCainNorAbel: Give up, we keep winning.
m0nkeyrama: Max bonds with people very quickly
FireFlower18: he'd be a better boss if his fancy Cape wasn't in the way
FireBasilisk53: have we killed a clown yet?
MilkInBag: your DansGame mother
m0nkeyrama: Make eye contact and you're immediately friends
Omega_Lairon: Why's his cloak screaming?
MilkInBag: so I killed my own mom!
FireBasilisk53: I'M YOU
Krokaar: so.... he let his mom die?
FireBasilisk53: AND YOU'RE ME
silenceaux: Yes Max, he had a mother
m0nkeyrama: Wow, what nerd fights for his mother DansGame
BrindleBoar: Max shocked by people having mothers
noisyblizzard: but know i'm your stepdad
HondoTrigger: MARTHA
MilkInBag: LUL
silenceaux: Monica not having it?
electroswagnetism: M A R T H A
DaMullet14: wait he was born? That seems unlikely
FireFlower18: same
Invitare: "How juvenile" "Well yeah, I'm like 13"
Aenir798: Who could have predicted that he had a mother?!
pervyreagan: batman v superman?
kanimaras: my mother's name.. was martha
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RebelliousUno: WHy did he say that name?
Diabore: peak
Diabore: anime
m0nkeyrama: Top tier writing
NotCainNorAbel: it's a saying
the_cardiac_people: What the fuck are we playing Adam
RebelliousUno: U hah hah ha
MilkInBag: jiogajoapwktr^palwoptmawopt
Krokaar: wait for itttttttttt
Pandax0: Did McMann write this dialogue?!
m0nkeyrama: LUL good lord
Schokobeau: do the anime fist
Aenir798: This really is peak anime
RebelliousUno: I'm you from the future!
TXC2: you good Adam ?
Earthenone: we both have moms!
BrindleBoar: except for the ears and the fangs and the facial tattoo and the cloak
FireBasilisk53: MARTHA
MilkInBag: oh that's like so rare
Schokobeau: do it
Didero: Lesson learned: Don't drink during cutscenes
weff47: Award winning writing here
Earthenone: basicly twins
m0nkeyrama: changelings exist in this universe?
Invitare: he's half mimic
TXC2: so he's a ditto?
pervyreagan: Wow i didnt know we were watching an episode of naruto
noisyblizzard: hes has all creature types
weff47: is he Naruto?
MilkInBag: LUL
LetsConsider: Such a sympathetic villian Kappa
Krokaar: you DIED
Schokobeau: WHAT
Omega_Lairon: Quick, stab 'im while he's monologuing!
kanimaras: just stab him right now while he's monologuing
Schokobeau: NO WAY
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyyy
RebelliousUno: he was asleep and you just buried him?
Grindclocke: THE BIG NAP
FireFlower18: teamre7RIP
Diabore: dude, hate to break it to you, he ded
RebelliousUno: that's a bit harsh
Schokobeau: is that what they told him?? HE WENT TO SLEEP?
BrindleBoar: he fell asleep so you BURIED THE MAN?
TXC2: so he's Odin?
ChroniclerC: He's still asleep in that grave.
MilkInBag: he went to the countryside upstate
RebelliousUno: at lesat let him die first
m0nkeyrama: Buried alive :o
NotCainNorAbel: DOn't sleep too long around this hosue
weff47: uuummmm should we tell him?
Didero: "My dad died" *Adam starts laughing*
NonjaBiru: I could use a never-ending sleep right about now
SageOfSquirrels: No one exposition dumps like Gaspard!
Erudite_Cynic: slytqRIP
MilkInBag: demon villagers buried him alive wtf
FireBasilisk53: never ending dead
TXC2: that's Art right there
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: what the hell is going on with this game?
Mowdownjoe: LOCALIZATION!! *shakes fist*
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Some say he's still napping to this day
Thandres: ok i just got back, wtf game? XD
BrindleBoar: literal dirt nap
Schokobeau: he lost all credibility as an adult, if he still thinks he's asleep in the effin ground
bl1ghtn1n6: So happy i just started watching
Krokaar: take a nap once....... shame on me, nap 20min GET BURIED
TXC2: HI Alex
kanimaras: he's just sleeping it's okay
bl1ghtn1n6: It's an Alex!
ChroniclerC: It's fine, he's just sleeping.
FireBasilisk53: it's never ending
pervyreagan: hes just buyng cigarets
Masslost: when the voice actor for maximilian went on to voice robin in teen titans ....
m0nkeyrama: LUL everything is fine.....
kanimaras: I'd love if his life long quest is to find something to wake up his dad
Diabore: hell ring a bell whne hes done
Schokobeau: Reminds me of that skit of CollegeHumor with Patton Oswalt as the Penguin.
Mowdownjoe: So, where's the "milk"?
RebelliousUno: at least he actually died
Earthenone: how did he die? was it while he was in the long nap?
DaMullet14: of course he died, they buried him alive
SageOfSquirrels: What disdain in saying, "my mother"
TheMandrew: that's almost as good as Cena's "compromised to a permanent end" line from when he announced the death of Osama Bin Laden
Under_5core: Or maybe they loved his father, and the mother was the one who they hated.
MilkInBag: vampire fangs?
Schokobeau: no dentures?
Mowdownjoe: Vampire fangs!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
DaMullet14: when did John Cena announce the death of Bin Laden?
pervyreagan: sick ful metal alchemist mim
MilkInBag: she's going for the Big Nap
Pandax0: Ima take a nap here.
DaMullet14: Was this on a Raw?
Earthenone: changeling teeth
Thandres: she is taking a nap too D:
FireFlower18: he has a weird everything
FireBasilisk53: oh no she's gone into a never ending sleep too
TheMandrew: Raw or Smackdown, i don't recall
Schokobeau: Oh no
Schokobeau: She's going to go to sleep too
Invitare: she too fell into a sleep that didn't end
m0nkeyrama: She's taking a nap :)
Schokobeau: oh nooo
pervyreagan: anime mom syndrome
Thandres: oh boy will he be in trouble once we send him to "sleep"
pervyreagan: its uncurable
FireBasilisk53: good night mom
MilkInBag: trunks?
noisyblizzard: :0
SageOfSquirrels: Lotta pressure there mom, thanks
Schokobeau: Then they have to sent her to that garden
RebelliousUno: she's also just going down for a nap
NotCainNorAbel: He is just grouchy because he is afraid to sleep.
RebelliousUno: don't bury her
Schokobeau: where people go to sleep together
FireBasilisk53: she's gonna enjoy that farm upstate
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: alrighty, on the never-ending anime background exposition dump, i'm going to bed.
pervyreagan: her fault for giving birth to a kid who looks like an anime charascter
Aenir798: What is with this huge monologue
SquareDotCube: "The man that gave you that awful face tattoo"
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: have fun gang.
m0nkeyrama: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
RebelliousUno: She's sleeping
RebelliousUno: leave her alone
Thandres: with death you blanket also deflates
Diabore: how much air was in her? blanket went down like a foot
BrindleBoar: quick, bury her so she can sleep
Schokobeau: Narcoleptics in this world are effd.
FireBasilisk53: I do see the baby tooth
FireBasilisk53: you right
RebelliousUno: She asked me to do the dishes,,,,I didn't do that
RebelliousUno: Nothing she asked
MilkInBag: is he promoting gatekeeping?
Schokobeau: Guy with a cart and a bell "Bring out your sleepy people! Bring em out!"
Doctor_Pockets: Is it giving you the human feelings yet?
pervyreagan: those are some big ass sholder pads, i guess you can say he is carryng a heavy weight on his sholders
m0nkeyrama: That was a quick turn away from evil
m0nkeyrama: :o
Thandres: okay *stabs him in the chest*
FireFlower18: punt him into the lava
RebelliousUno: this is a weird boss fight
kanimaras: is this guy not the boss anymore?
DaMullet14: quick throw a golf ball in it
MilkInBag: ate too many tacos
RebelliousUno: is that Mom
Schokobeau: uh oh
m0nkeyrama: What is happening
FireBasilisk53: take out the machine gun and make him take an unending sleep?
weff47: Lil and Phil?
Schokobeau: now Rita Repulsa will throw her staff
HondoTrigger: isnt that one of the rugrats voice actors
SageOfSquirrels: Big Words, Tiny Voice
Schokobeau: and make him
electroswagnetism: Guwaaaa
Invitare: I recognise that voice?
Schokobeau: a bit bigger then before
Krokaar: digimon
MilkInBag: what
m0nkeyrama: What
Amentur: Guwaaaaaa! The gas!
Schokobeau: SEE
noisyblizzard: griffith?
m0nkeyrama: tf?
RebelliousUno: where did that come from
Earthenone: sounds like a rugrat
pervyreagan: he digiolved
FireBasilisk53: put him to sleep Adam
TXC2: oh shit it's Krone
MilkInBag: so basically ganondorf
Schokobeau: getcha megazord out
weff47: @Earthenone yeah it sounds like the twins
Pintyhet: Good thing we have subtitles for the groan.
JeremyDevoid: do his wings have TEETH?
Pintyhet: Gwwwuuuuaaaahhhhh
RebelliousUno: Golf at him
malsareus: space radiation Uno, it's a hell of a thing
electroswagnetism: He looks a bit like Archimonde
Diabore: where did she go? WHAT HAPPENED TO WE?
m0nkeyrama: Woooow, this hammer does so much damage
MilkInBag: ez boss for babies
Thandres: i think he might be weak to smashing :o
Grindclocke: the damage????
Didero: Probably because you're hitting him right in the shin
Grindclocke: free
Schokobeau: ez clap
pervyreagan: babay game
Aenir798: Well that was anticlimatic
FireBasilisk53: I thnk you might be overleveled
RebelliousUno: that wasn't even his final form
Schokobeau: secret tech: hit with hammer
Pandax0: messed up his ankles something fierce.
MilkInBag: monica didnt do shit
FireFlower18: way to hammer them kneecaps
pervyreagan: kiss him
Aenir798: And now they feel sorry for him LUL
Schokobeau: now he's going to sleep
m0nkeyrama: Hm, now we care about him this much?
FireBasilisk53: oh he's sleepy now
RebelliousUno: he's going to have a nap
Aenir798: Time for a nap Gaspard
RebelliousUno: best put him in a box
malsareus: don't bury him
Diabore: oh you wont, you going to hell
m0nkeyrama: He's dying, Adam, cut him some slack SeriousSloth
MilkInBag: now kiss
Thandres: i mean his mom died m0nkey, com on, cut him some slack :p
TheOldBadger: Sleep time
NotCainNorAbel: It's oaky, you sleep now
Grindclocke: time for the family tradition dirt nap
Schokobeau: *disney glitter*
malsareus: you people are way too fast with burying people
RebelliousUno: Dad also just kipping
noisyblizzard: he did the force ghost
Earthenone: not in anime
electroswagnetism: depends which parent
m0nkeyrama: The afterlife :o
Invitare: he didn't kill the dad, he put the dad to sleep
silenceaux: Actions are in no way excused because you had a shitty home life growing up?
Schokobeau: Sorry mom, I was woke for too long
pervyreagan: depends wich anime
RebelliousUno: it's anime they can come back
Diabore: soooo wheres dad?
Thandres: maybe her father didnt let her go to that awesome boyband that was in town, so now she hates him forever?
Invitare: napping
Krokaar: she said teh D word! im telling!
MilkInBag: imagine if monica said
MilkInBag: Fuck fuck FUCK that Griffon
Schokobeau: That was just too anime for me.
m0nkeyrama: This is veeeery anime
Pandax0: Its kind of hard to let deaths have any weight in a game that involves time travel...
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Under_5core: So, I just got here like 30 minutes ago. Was there an entire redemption arc where the villain didn't even do anything?
pervyreagan: hey what if the main character had snakes for hands?
Didero: "Maybe something will happen" is a useless hint, game
m0nkeyrama: Peak comfort mode? :o
Schokobeau: LUL
MilkInBag: he's not even happy for his daughter
m0nkeyrama: Perfect timing LUL
Grindclocke: seabatTROG
TXC2: Under_5core pretty much
FireBasilisk53: yet it feels so right
MilkInBag: a slap
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: You know you love it
Erudite_Cynic: adam saying all that rude shit about anime....what would Juan Fistman say?
pervyreagan: ahh my ass sword
Pandax0: pulled right out hammerspace
NotCainNorAbel: cheese slicer?
Krokaar: who needs to upgrade weapons.....heres one
malsareus: where did that come from?
BrindleBoar: "It's updog. You ruined my joke. Just like your father."
SquareDotCube: A sword with worse stats!
MilkInBag: nothing happened
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, that's quite the sword
RebelliousUno: well the other guy got an Uzi
MilkInBag: normies cant handle it
Schokobeau: yeah something happened like 5 minutes ago but we did handle it in no time by applying HAMMER to DEMON.
RebelliousUno: I thought her father was dead
Issurru: Do you not listen Monica? He JUST said it was your dad's sword
TXC2: that is a REALLY Small handle for that sword
RebelliousUno: Or is her father the sword?
Krokaar: just rename it "Daddy"
DaMullet14: the holy DeadMau5 blade
HondoTrigger: what happened to simple names for swords, like "Soulrender"
FireFlower18: can she give max the fighty bracelets now?
LetsConsider: No pls @Krokaar
Diabore: golf?
Schokobeau: Nice, a foam sword. Let's go larping.
m0nkeyrama: So there's still another big bad?
MilkInBag: 👀
AlchemicalPanda: Shame you don't have any fuel
Mowdownjoe: Itt's Japan. There are always giant robots.
m0nkeyrama: Are we? 🤔
Krokaar: flying cities.....ya ok
TXC2: we goes to space?!
m0nkeyrama: That paznos looks like it could have been designed by Adam LUL
MilkInBag: Evangelion meets Mortal Engines
TheWanderingNomad: Look if your home base/city can't turn into a giant spaceship or robot then what's the gorramn point?
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Mikiao: Now use your golf skills to golf those golems to death!
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m0nkeyrama: Jesus
SquareDotCube: The power of pastrami!
TheJoe743: 100ft robot golf?
MilkInBag: shut up adam with your 'logic'
weff47: yeah
m0nkeyrama: LUL
weff47: wth
Diabore: but they want to shoot the guns
weff47: just fly away
malsareus: so, how are those walking rocks supposed to attack the kyship/castle/thingamig?
m0nkeyrama: Maybe the golems make a ladder
Earthenone: they want to level up the lasers
SquareDotCube: Or why not just a giant vaccum
Mikiao: What if they're cheerleader golems and they make a pyramid?
Erudite_Cynic: don't bring your "LOGIC" and your COMMON SENSE" up in here....
weff47: Saving Private Golem
m0nkeyrama: Adam's dark fanfic makes a return LUL
TXC2: Blood splatter? from Golems?
malsareus: don't you mean mudsplatter?
Mikiao: Magma splatter?
MilkInBag: 'so big'?
m0nkeyrama: Is she vince? 🤔
SquareDotCube: Don't worry Adam, they're just dumb as rocks
FireFlower18: it's all the xp
MilkInBag: dont moms say 'you got so tall'?
betsytheripper: but this is golf, not baseball
DaMullet14: there is plenty of crime in baseball, though
MilkInBag: ???
MilkInBag: how can your mom be from the past
TXC2: dont bend down to talk us like we're a child!
m0nkeyrama: Maybe you shouldn't have had a kid in the past, then?
Mikiao: Max please understand...I don't love you. You were just a baby when I left and you have freakishly feet
FireFlower18: "I've met someone..."
Aenir798: D:
Krokaar: Emperor Griffon is both played by Mark Hamill and Taiten Kusunoki. Taiten known for Goliath in gargoyles, Nail in DBZ, Cyclops in x-men animated series and many more.
Krokaar: Interesting
betsytheripper: wow angsty tween
weff47: but isn't Max doing that?
karpma: Feels like max needs a time out
cfpreston: wait, shouldn't max belong in the future then?
DaMullet14: Why can't we stay with our mom exactly?
TXC2: MilkInBag aren't most Mums from the past?
PiPPUMAX: *music sting*
DaMullet14: Sure, she can't live in the past, but why can't we live in the future
m0nkeyrama: Time travel logic seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
electroswagnetism: do what needs to be done --> kill him
MilkInBag: @TXC2 you know what I mean
JeremyDevoid: "you tweens are our only hope"
Earthenone: max has a gun though
MilkInBag: you cant beat a plothole with a flying castle
JonnyGlitch: Well when you put it like THAT
Issurru: Yeah but plot armour is a bitch Adam Kappa
SageOfSquirrels: And you have a machine gun, what's your point?
Thandres: well i think thats what they mean by "hope": they just dont want you on their cool flying fortress
m0nkeyrama: Max made his own gun, he's trustworthy
NotCainNorAbel: I said ONLY hope!
Mowdownjoe: @Mikiao I doubt they'll go into the possible Phillip J. Fry situation there...
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: just tuned in to that phrase man Adam you are the best
DaMullet14: did we just buy a Core Unit?
Fantusta: Elena's voice sounded a lot like Rose Quartz
DaMullet14: I heard he did pretty well at the rumble
m0nkeyrama: Poor Core Unit
Mikiao: @Mowdownjoe but it makes sense! Mom can't stay in the past because once she's born to Max, she'll exist twice!
TXC2: Core Unit was robbed
Erudite_Cynic: oh god core unit
Invitare: Grimm was basically a kill-stealer
Invitare: the whole time he was out
Erudite_Cynic: robbery
DaMullet14: Invitare he IS a heel, that tracks
m0nkeyrama: Perfect town
TXC2: I legit Marked out for Core Unit :p
m0nkeyrama: Your original design here was faaaaar from normal
PiPPUMAX: Pretty good~ :D
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Invitare: the bricks on a wooden dock don't
m0nkeyrama: Break time seabatTROG
SageOfSquirrels: Water for everyone!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Erudite_Cynic: this sounds like the muzak at a crappy Chinese resturaunt
cfpreston: jokes on you lrrbot, im on mobile so im always on break
MilkInBag: lrrbot told me to get a drink, so I've got 8 oz of whiskey but I'm 12
m0nkeyrama: 🤔
FireFlower18: I changed the sheets on my bed and sat back down. that's enough.
m0nkeyrama: Fresh sheets Kreygasm Kreygasm
FireFlower18: I had to take the fleece ones off. the velcro on my cast kept snagging.
m0nkeyrama: Welcome back
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: howdy
Pharmacistjudge: Today
PiPPUMAX: Final fantasy portable :D
Pharmacistjudge: today's stream has been brought you to by Water
m0nkeyrama: LUL
weff47: Dr. Nobb!
TXC2: umm water
m0nkeyrama: The creators sure had a sense of humor LUL
betsytheripper: the spacefuture
Pharmacistjudge: wow, I've seen trains less gaudy in Kingdom Hearts
TXC2: wow yeah
PiPPUMAX: I'm ruined! D:<
MilkInBag: do you want to know how to make homemade La Croix water? get closer to your glass and whisper 'coconut' et voila
Pharmacistjudge: called it
m0nkeyrama: So many flashing lights and unnecessary whirly things LUL
PiPPUMAX: Gaudy is... one word for it
FireFlower18: 9/10 needs more lights
m0nkeyrama: It's art!
SageOfSquirrels: They're necessary! For time travel!!
kanimaras: Needs speed holes
PiPPUMAX: No one understand my struggle
weff47: It needs all these flashing lights to pick up the ladies
TXC2: hi beej, bye beej
m0nkeyrama: wow
MilkInBag: but max you're a baby
m0nkeyrama: Monica is better than these dorks
kanimaras: hahah dr nobb
PiPPUMAX: Dr noob***
m0nkeyrama: which is sad, because Monica sucks LUL
MilkInBag: looks like a casino
weff47: how much did they spend on LEDs?
Grindclocke: tell em monica
FireFlower18: you know what they say about guys who drive cars covered in lights and whirlygigs?
m0nkeyrama: Alright Monica
m0nkeyrama: tf is he doing
Nightecho06: hes driving
m0nkeyrama: LUL
PiPPUMAX: call a doctor
Aenir798: Max is EXCITED
MilkInBag: pumping two d
weff47: hahaha
PiPPUMAX: he's having a stroke
Earthenone: is that "flossing"
Nightvalien28: having a seizure
betsytheripper: omg
Erudite_Cynic: so exicte
weff47: he's a literal baby
m0nkeyrama: Well now
kanimaras: he's having a stroke. max, do you smell burnt toast?
Baldrash: Max is practicing his drum solo for the end credits.
TwitchTVsFrank: milking a cow
TXC2: he's doing the bogie
malsareus: is max a furby?
EmpyrealHell: one of my old chinese teachers used to do that for every action she pantomimed
PiPPUMAX: that was his fornite dance
Grindclocke: they need to give him one of those baby steering wheels
Krokaar: dabbing
m0nkeyrama: He's hype af
PiPPUMAX: can't you tell
EmpyrealHell: driving a car, running, putting on clothes, didn't matter, that exact same hand motion
TXC2: 10,000 years ago, when Dinosaurs ruled the earth Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Does this thing fly??
Nightecho06: so does all this launch equipment go with us?
PiPPUMAX: Metro exodus looks really .... different
m0nkeyrama: What
MilkInBag: excuse me
Nightecho06: jiggle physics!
Earthenone: !card thunderbird
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Canageek: That was my first aspergers obession
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Mikiao: Is Thunderbirds the Orange Soda of 90's cartoons? Wait and see.....
m0nkeyrama: They didn't understand?
DaMullet14: "that honks" definitely sounds bad, even if you don't know what it means
MilkInBag: is your barber a normie
TXC2: Mikiao well no seeing as it's from the 60's
m0nkeyrama: Did you give them a link to your twitch channel? SeriousSloth
DaMullet14: it's like "that whomps" from that one episode of Recess
PiPPUMAX: Only 1
vrulg: you know, it's like goose
vrulg: *a goose
MilkInBag: did you end up on Arrakis
m0nkeyrama: So he's psychic now too? 🤔
DaMullet14: That guy's DEFINITELY Griffin in disguise
PMAvers: Let's go kill hitler?
ArcOfTheConclave: Is emperor Griphon going to become the moon?
Didero: It's more in the pronunciation than the word itself, I think. If you say "That flutes" with enough disdain, you convey the same thing
Boyshinboiv: yo yo just popped in how we doin
m0nkeyrama: 37 hours seabatTROG seabatTROG
PiPPUMAX: The future is in the past!
Erudite_Cynic: its just Dr. Nobb but with a gotee
ArcOfTheConclave: more spheda!
JusticeJuice: Honks out like a Bee's dick?
m0nkeyrama: Max would 100% trap himself in a jar LUL
ArcOfTheConclave: is the second moon a jar?
TXC2: wow it is
MilkInBag: wait
Earthenone: jump into the paintings! wait wrong game
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Go cram dog's balls, you honker.
MilkInBag: it's the same
m0nkeyrama: Duuuude, it totally is Mario seabatTROG
MilkInBag: is griffon a baby
ArcOfTheConclave: is that a heartless?
weff47: Griffon is Phil from Rugrats
TXC2: so this is evil us right?
Mikiao: Evil max from the future?
cfpreston: just got my desert bus poster, looks amazing
m0nkeyrama: He sounds like a child or an old lady LUL
MilkInBag: it is I
kanimaras: it is super weird hearing the rugrat voice
FireFlower18: Hubert?
TXC2: it is I, DIO!
m0nkeyrama: So edgy ResidentSleeper
PiPPUMAX: Futurama! :D
DaMullet14: Definitely an 8 year old
betsytheripper: so he is actually an 8 year old boy
m0nkeyrama: tf?
fragilepaper: BabyRage
MilkInBag: it's a furry!
Smapdi_Flaffermann: A RABBIT!!!
DaMullet14: How did his ears fit under that hood
SageOfSquirrels: How many carrots have you eaten in your lifetime?
weff47: If you catch him you get a star!
Grindclocke: it's rabbit season seabatTROG
FireFlower18: cap him
artemasrukh: last boss with only sexy panther what
m0nkeyrama: Is this a kingdom hearts boss? Kappa
kanimaras: rose attack!
TXC2: we hunting for wabbits!
phorrestgaze: You're approaching me?
Mikiao: You got hit with Flower Power
MilkInBag: is this fun
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I have some experience with rabbits, and I know that every 30 seconds or so, Griffon's dropping a lil nugget behind him. Seroiusly. Rabbits, man.
DaMullet14: how did we go from overleveled to under so quickly
electroswagnetism: teleports behind you
m0nkeyrama: Well
Amentur: *teleports behind you* this sure is anime
FireFlower18: ???
SageOfSquirrels: Living 10,000 years in the past means you've forgotten one thing Griffon...GUNS!
m0nkeyrama: JRPGs expect you to grind
kanimaras: the most powerful being in all of time and space
Gen2Gengar: Is this Kingdom Hearts now?
MilkInBag: now this is dark souls
m0nkeyrama: He uses roses as an attack :o
Earthenone: adam was too proficiant at golf, he did not redo enough levels to get "on level"
Mikiao: How many years of training do you think it takes to perfect the "Throw a handful of roses" attack?
m0nkeyrama: She takes so much damage
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
Grindclocke: what about her new sword?
m0nkeyrama: Can you give her the parfait now?
FireFlower18: awww why does the baddie get the orange flowers. lrrAWW
Grindclocke: is it useable of just a key item
kanimaras: machine gun bullet vs flowers
MilkInBag: it's the flower from undertale
TXC2: yes Adam yes
Erudite_Cynic: monica is all like "PardonFuck?"
artemasrukh: no adam no
Doctor_Pockets: Monica: ??????????
MilkInBag: imagine saying a badass sentence, and a kid says 'what do you mean'
electroswagnetism: [Your Best Nightmare Intensifies]
m0nkeyrama: Well, maybe explain something, little rabbit?
Erudite_Cynic: isn't this phil from rugrats?
MilkInBag: the music sounds like you have low health in zelda
Gen2Gengar: This guy isn't as scary as they thought it'd be
weff47: I think so
Invitare: the final boss of this game is a rabbit?
Invitare: is this the final boss?
m0nkeyrama: Yes?
Earthenone: its never the final boss
MilkInBag: golf is the final boss
m0nkeyrama: Peak video game fight right here :)
electroswagnetism: Man, the magazine on this gun has some d e p t h
Mikiao: You should try sharing your cheese with him...beat him with kindness instead of bullet
m0nkeyrama: There's another dungeon?
MilkInBag: finished DansGame
Anonyman41: My only weakness, bullets!
m0nkeyrama: So this isn't the big bad??
FireFlower18: cheese stuffed rabbit sounds good
DaMullet14: Rabbits die when they are killed
phorrestgaze: yoink! V
noisyblizzard: now witness my final form
Twilight_Spark: That's too bad, eh?
Aenir798: Who could have seen that coming!?
m0nkeyrama: wow
Issurru: Jebaited
m0nkeyrama: they're so dumb LUL
Erudite_Cynic: zoidberg noises
kanimaras: master tactician right there
MilkInBag: super sayian D:
cutaos: is this the kid from futurama?
Krokaar: real anime inc
SageOfSquirrels: Robin from Teen Titans and Phoebe from Hey Arnold are fighting Phil from Rugrats.
Issurru: 110% Je-FUCKING-BAITED
Krokaar: ss3
weff47: Don't watch the mouth, watch the hands.
Twilight_Spark: Furries at it again.
SageOfSquirrels: what even is this game?
m0nkeyrama: He's powering up!! seabatTROG seabatTROG
Schokobeau: I will be super dissapointed if he doesn't transform into the vizzerdrix
TXC2: cutaos sounds like it
m0nkeyrama: What tf
Schokobeau: well
wildpeaks: "this isn't even my final form"
cfpreston: hes goin, extra sayings!
Schokobeau: It's budget Ganondorf
phorrestgaze: now he looks more human 0.o
Mikiao: Oh yeah...Time magic does turn rabbits into demons.... that's science
m0nkeyrama: How did a rabbit turn into that?
TXC2: Now THAT is ganondorf
Anonyman41: im so dissapointed he didnt just have a regular rabbit head on that body
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
Erudite_Cynic: the GAME
silenceaux: This is very peak anime
MilkInBag: is he talking about his balls
Aenir798: This is the ideal evil villain body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
TXC2: hello Mark Hamil
Thandres: i know i havent been paying attention to this story but was griffin mentioned before he turned gaspard into a demon?
SageOfSquirrels: Welcome Mr. Hamill
Krokaar: yup
Erudite_Cynic: Your FATHER
m0nkeyrama: Yee
m0nkeyrama: it sure is
phorrestgaze: that's a shitty legend.
underhill33: Sounds like him
artemasrukh: yeah that DOES sound like hamill
Krokaar: Its the Joker to me....
electroswagnetism: Sure is triforce in here
betsytheripper: hell yeah
TehAmelie: "hey kids, it's Mark Hamill!"
Amentur: Sounds very much like him
MilkInBag: mark hamill but on weed
Schokobeau: This is budget Ganondorf with Nero's wings .-.
RoastedGravy: Batman!
Earthenone: i hear it as the joker
SageOfSquirrels: It's him, I checked
RoastedGravy: *Joker laughing*
DaMullet14: "Fucking time travelers" -- the ancients
SageOfSquirrels: This was training for doing Fire Lord Ozai
MilkInBag: depends
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m0nkeyrama: If it's good SeriousSloth
silenceaux: I would, Hamill wouldn't.
MilkInBag: not this OpieOP
ArcOfTheConclave: Eco-terrorists aren't cool!
Twilight_Spark: Man that's one run on sentence there.
cfpreston: what if the power of the stars was just that you got real popular for a particular talent
TehAmelie: i watched one of the actors on Dream Daddy play it. it was surreal
Krokaar: the guy that did Mass Effect 1 dida huge playthrough recently and talks extensively of why he now dislikes most of it lol
Krokaar: A guy*
electroswagnetism: Is this The New Daniel Bryan's endgame?
Amentur: I play the games I code, so I guess I'd also play them if I was a voice actor
m0nkeyrama: Hm
MilkInBag: 3 stones
MilkInBag: 3 tiny finger on wings
m0nkeyrama: He's asymmetrical
SageOfSquirrels: Back to what you said about that why he and Taker faced off the slow-old-man-match? Does he think he's still in his prime?
Mikiao: Can you murder us now instead of preaching? Please? I'm begging you!
TXC2: "you mother dis treasonous thing that night...."
Erudite_Cynic: one is just a coathanger
amythist: that's how you know he's evil
DaMullet14: "I'm a four foot tall talking rabbit, do you think I WANT to live?
m0nkeyrama: What
Nanosphere5: how far along is he in the game
MilkInBag: he's evil because he doesnt care
m0nkeyrama: How does he know that
TehAmelie: you can't expect a lot out of wing-fingers
TXC2: Nanosphere5 this is pretty far in
artemasrukh: wing-fingers LUL
amythist: asymmetrical wings, I mean look at Sepiroth, only 1 wing super evil
Earthenone: a gun.
Erudite_Cynic: machinegunnnnn
kanimaras: with bullets
Amentur: With these bullets!
RoastedGravy: This is peak anime bullshit right here.
artemasrukh: braaaaaaap
ChroniclerC: I'm going to bullet and hammer you until you stop.
m0nkeyrama: I mean, they exist in the future
ArcOfTheConclave: so this guy is stupid AND evil.
m0nkeyrama: Time travel sucks
TehAmelie: if you wanna be half man, half bird and half lizard something's gotta slide
Didycz: take his belt buckle and synth it onto a weapon
Earthenone: nothing
m0nkeyrama: chicken rice bowl 👀
artemasrukh: he did some magic and spikes came out of the bround
TehAmelie: rumbling happened
SageOfSquirrels: world's ending - nbd
ChroniclerC: End of the world. The usual.
Grindclocke: theyre gonna banish you to the mini golf dimension
electroswagnetism: That's a decent impression
Twilight_Spark: Is this Hyrule Castle?
wildpeaks: end of the world ? typical monday
DaMullet14: the boyfriend in Sim City?
TehAmelie: i can hear t
RoastedGravy: Sin City.
m0nkeyrama: It's the avengers :o
TehAmelie: "Iron" Jack Rafferty
MilkInBag: Marv Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: Sky Loft?
TehAmelie: i'm not proud that i remember everything
m0nkeyrama: The stones let him lift his castle?
Erudite_Cynic: yeah fondle the stones
TXC2: working on his grip strength there
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Earthenone: the power of GOLF
Mikiao: What did he do? he did EVIL....c'mon Monica!
Anonyman41: spirit bomb!
Didero: The word 'possesses' has too many s'es
noisyblizzard: praise the sun
Erudite_Cynic: ho chi min city?
ChroniclerC: It's fine, Adam. He only has three stones. You've faced villains with more stones than that.
Twilight_Spark: It absolutely does, yeah. Great word.
malsareus: is shooting him an option?
Krokaar: just like assassin
Earthenone: he is pulling a dalaran
MilkInBag: this cutscene takes forever
electroswagnetism: are we going to the future?
m0nkeyrama: Is this a budget thanos?
Mikiao: We're now 10 billion years into the future....
malsareus: he's not dodging or anything
SageOfSquirrels: Didn't they say earlier that the stones pick the wielder? Like, that's why Max could use it but his dad couldn't anymore. Does that mean they WANT Griffon to do this? Are the stones evil?
TehAmelie: assassin comes from arabic so maybe it has an excuse
ChroniclerC: @m0nkeyrama Half-off!
m0nkeyrama: huh??????
kanimaras: what the shit
TXC2: we can rebuild, bigger, stronger then before
MilkInBag: it'S a joke
Earthenone: adam is suspicious
Erudite_Cynic: "I just traveled through time and reset all of the spheda!"
Earthenone: a par 3 course with 5 turns!
ArcOfTheConclave: @Erudite_Cynic you monster!
cutaos: the stones whole plan was to get to griffon @SageOfSquirrels
m0nkeyrama: LUL no way, Griffon did this?
weff47: who else would it be Max
m0nkeyrama: why does it blink WutFace
Mikiao: a village to distract the villian!
HondoTrigger: is this a keebler elf gundam
FireFlower18: yeah, send the tree bot into the lava palace
m0nkeyrama: tf is happening
artemasrukh: it's a keebler elf gundam.
HesGotNoPants: does t hf e gundam play golf?
Twilight_Spark: Where's the REALISM?
Didero: Why aren't they using their lasers?
electroswagnetism: magic probably
Krokaar: it honks
Robot_Bones: It Stinks
m0nkeyrama: Why would griffon leave the train there for them?
Erudite_Cynic: get back in the carnival ride!
noisyblizzard: a train suddenly?
Krokaar: plot armor!
TXC2: I can't hear the name "Keebler elves" without thinking "tragic fudge accident" :P
MilkInBag: what
m0nkeyrama: Hm
Earthenone: we have had the train for at least 10000 years
HondoTrigger: this game's plot SLAPS
artemasrukh: oh god this part of the game is awful
ArcOfTheConclave: 11th hour superpower?
Mikiao: Are we going to summon Captain Planet?
Issurru: at least it's not the moon like the first game LUL
noisyblizzard: is this the 5th element? ^^
SageOfSquirrels: The final temples are great, the plot...
m0nkeyrama: No way mom, really?
Invitare: or maybe... it makes *too much* sense
m0nkeyrama: Why not just destroy the earliest era?
MilkInBag: wait....shouldnt it be simpler to just destroy the past, and the future never happens?
SageOfSquirrels: Dark Cloud 1 = plot, Dark Cloud 2 = gameplay. Maybe Dark Cloud 3 will be best of both?
Krokaar: damnit plot armor
DrWreckage: No fucking way
Erudite_Cynic: conveinent
Schokobeau: Lady
artemasrukh: kazarov?
kanimaras: crono union of course
Schokobeau: youre making shit up
artemasrukh: like the magic card?
m0nkeyrama: WHAT is happening LUL
DaMullet14: Kazarov? Kazarov Sengir?
MilkInBag: that makes no fucking sense
FireFlower18: sure
Canageek: Ok, you can tell I missed a LOT of the first playthrough. I thought this was a happy fun JRPG about golf
Aenir798: We must connect the plot mcguffins together in the mcguffin plot.
MilkInBag: this is pure bullshit
cutaos: the space time continuum!
noisyblizzard: bla bla bla bla bblabla blaaa
Mikiao: You ever think the writers of this game had 5 really good ideas and went with all of them?
Erudite_Cynic: we have to wibble this timey wimeys
Frednotbob: So, you're basically going to send River Song to kill the Doctor?
SageOfSquirrels: Chrono...Union...? Mom, I don't see Monica like that
Earthenone: that feeling when you record a hologram drunk
TXC2: and this is why you dont do time travel
DrWreckage: Peak watch and play
RoastedGravy: I guess simple explanations are out the door for some anime bullshit.
m0nkeyrama: This makes no sense seabatBRAIN
artemasrukh: NO SHIT MAX
Schokobeau: how neat.
weff47: oh shit, Elena is also the voice actor for Phil from Rugrats
malsareus: why don't we have much time? we have a time machine!
HesGotNoPants: wtf is she saying? I watch dr who and that show doesnt say time that much
MilkInBag: in your heart
Erudite_Cynic: these are the McGuffin Slots
weff47: Elena is Griffon confirmed
Krokaar: Chrono Onion?
m0nkeyrama: Chrono Trigger? seabatTROG seabatTROG
kanimaras: thx mom
SageOfSquirrels: Plug the four holes, got it.
betsytheripper: this music is... something
MilkInBag: oh my god ResidentSleeper
m0nkeyrama: LUL
electroswagnetism: "Gotta play golf, my dude"
m0nkeyrama: wow thanks
artemasrukh: fuck you, play through the game again
Schokobeau: To craft the gems, you need to go to these places.
kanimaras: look literally everywhere
Fantusta: Do you hit the gems into the holes with your golf club?
RoastedGravy: Fucking great advice.
aitsu100: woooooooo backtracking
Mikiao: We probably yeet'd one through a time portal play Spheda
m0nkeyrama: they're there somewhere, I promise Kappa
phorrestgaze: just, like, backtrack through everything
Aenir798: "Look literally everywhere, they're around somewhere"
DaMullet14: "They're definitely there somewhere" is the best quest in video game history
RoastedGravy: Someone add that to !advice.
RoastedGravy: Please.
Didero: "We ran out of level design budget, what do we do?" "Have the player go through all the levels again?" "GENIUS"
cutaos: go somewhere, there and around, ya know ResidentSleeper
m0nkeyrama: Backtracking seabatTROG
artemasrukh: how are they doing this they lost the thingies
vrulg: also, can you help me find my keys. They're definitely around here somewhere.
ChroniclerC: Can't we just... get Paznos to the future the old-fashioned way?
Erudite_Cynic: like just give a quick look see
Schokobeau: omg
Schokobeau: that dick statue
Schokobeau: JESUS
cutaos: penis
Roland_Malius: Wasn't this same thing the problem with Bravely Default?
TehAmelie: but more backtracking means more golf, right?
TXC2: backtracing just means we get to golf again Kappa
DaMullet14: Richard Starkey
phorrestgaze: yay, back to the real game
ArcOfTheConclave: New golf!
Mikiao: Wasn't Max just pissed at his 3 seconds ago?
HesGotNoPants: so you grabbed its ball
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Schokobeau: Thats a huuuge middle pillar, my friend
m0nkeyrama: This is convenient
FireFlower18: new golf +
Krokaar: how convenient
Schokobeau: Convenient
Schokobeau: AND COOL
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
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m0nkeyrama: The star symbols
ChroniclerC: "Hey, you lost the MacGuffin that lets you time travel. Here, you can borrow mine."
Didero: So if you have a time-travelling train, why do you still need time travel gates?
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HesGotNoPants: self awareness doesn't excuse lazy writing
Earthenone: we need to time travel with the gundam, which is too big for the train
Schokobeau: That train reminds me of that sonic stage
m0nkeyrama: If you make the story confusing enough, people will play only for the spheda seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Schokobeau: with all the neon lights
m0nkeyrama: Did we ever get ridepod fuel? Poor guy
Schokobeau: This map reminds also of Monster Hunter, like the first map. Wouldn't it be funny if a Yan Garuga just shanked Max out of a bush? Sha sha sha!
DaMullet14: Running through a JRPG with a straight up actual gun seems not fair
m0nkeyrama: Parfait break? :o
TehAmelie: you're basically in NG+ i suppose
m0nkeyrama: She has the xp boost on the sword, right?
JeremyDevoid: welp there goes the saw
HesGotNoPants: @jeremydevoid tell me your guessing
TehAmelie: those fools brought teeth to a mech fight
yallz: adam why were games from when you were young always better?
Mikiao: You said there would be saw!
m0nkeyrama: Nostalgia factor
JeremyDevoid: @HesGotNoPants trying to f with adam but its adam so it wont work
MilkInBag: I mean they're not wrong, we had Conker's bad fur day
RoastedGravy: Mere exposure effect?
TXC2: Nostalgia is a hell of a drug
Thandres: pong or bust chat!
DaMullet14: Video games when I was a kid didn't have save-anywhere
yallz: 'video games are way better now' he says playing some chacking old blocky graphic rpg
Baldrash: Some have aged very well, a lot haven't.
m0nkeyrama: Playing DMC at 3 years old BabyRage
MilkInBag: I'm sure flower boobs humor holds up
RoastedGravy: Conker’s Bad Fury Day is VERY 90s.
SageOfSquirrels: I remember when THIS game was the most mind-blowing thing out there
Driosenth: You had quite the foul language when you were 3 years old
RoastedGravy: Fur*
TXC2: Video games when I was a kid didn't Save at all :p
m0nkeyrama: That humor most definitely does not hold up
RoastedGravy: I mean, Fury Day is also an apt description of the game.
RoastedGravy: But it’s very 90s.
TStodden: Conker's Bad Fur Day does have some crude humor & it's a bit rare that Microsoft censored the game more than Nintendo.
Erudite_Cynic: Skipping Spheda DansGame
RoastedGravy: Lots of toilet humor.
SageOfSquirrels: But...GOLF!
Issurru: if you ever do play it try and grab the remake of Conkers Bad Fur Day for the XBOX, way better
TehAmelie: if you had shown me Life is Strange when i was 12 i'd have been way too ignorant to appreciate it
m0nkeyrama: My parents bought me Conker's bad fur day when I was a kid
TXC2: march 2001 for Conkers bad fur day
SageOfSquirrels: Only in it for the rewards? Adam, I thought you like Spheda for the love of the game.
m0nkeyrama: I didn't get very far in it LUL
RoastedGravy: Though if we’re talking retro games, Metroid Prime is still awesome.
HesGotNoPants: is this an emulator?
TXC2: like imagine Horizon Nero Dawn 20 years ago
TXC2: *zero
m0nkeyrama: Gun time :o
TXC2: HesGotNoPants nope it's remastered on PS4
m0nkeyrama: WHAT
kanimaras: oof...
ChroniclerC: CLAP CLAP
Erudite_Cynic: the smacks
m0nkeyrama: That damage
Amentur: elfunkSad
malsareus: okay
aitsu100: wow
m0nkeyrama: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
SageOfSquirrels: Adam's face
TXC2: well that honked
bkbzackarai: someone else who remembers bucky! yes!
Amentur: Some people call him Mark I get to call him Zucky
SageOfSquirrels: second path in Mt. Gundor for living armor
Erudite_Cynic: ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sʜᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ? ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃
SageOfSquirrels: They're red and carry a lance, if that helps?
m0nkeyrama: Which shall it be seabatTROG seabatTROG
TehAmelie: now if you really wanted to make someone in the mid 1990s crap their pants, you could show them the Link to the Past/Super Metroid item mix mod
Mikiao: but what if you need them?
m0nkeyrama: What a cute little hat
m0nkeyrama: 1 damage LUL
Erudite_Cynic: ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sʜᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ? ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃
TehAmelie: who made a zuccini robot and called it "Sucky"? that's just mean
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: "No effect"
JeremyDevoid: are you sure you dont want to try to level that bracelet?
m0nkeyrama: Good thing her sword does a lot
HesGotNoPants: my dm used to threaten a town sized mimic
Erudite_Cynic: wait dont you have the "Super extra Holy sword Daedalus" now?
fragilepaper: ^
m0nkeyrama: RIP
TXC2: wow this level ain't playing around
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m0nkeyrama: Is that holy sword an equippable weapon?
accountmadeforants: Nice game of catch, there
TehAmelie: look out for the luftwaffel
SageOfSquirrels: It is @m0nkeyrama - and it's a unique's not the best sword though
SageOfSquirrels: it can be upgraded, but you also can't get another one so...
m0nkeyrama: Huh, neat
m0nkeyrama: Spheda seabatTROG
RoastedGravy: Is that Sonic’s VA?
TXC2: RoastedGravy I doubt it
paupertim: Have you saved this week?
m0nkeyrama: No out of bounds here Kreygasm Kreygasm
weff47: why is the music going out of tune?
m0nkeyrama: He saved before entering this area
RoastedGravy: Nah, it’s not.
RoastedGravy: Sounded kinda like him, but no.
phorrestgaze: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SageOfSquirrels: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
m0nkeyrama: Spooky capsules
m0nkeyrama: Time to go sell some stuff ResidentSleeper
SageOfSquirrels: But Adam! You mean you DON'T want badges for Monica?
Earthenone: life!
m0nkeyrama: Max!
m0nkeyrama: sounds right
SageOfSquirrels: Granny sells Cheese and if you recruit your chef from the mansion you can buy meat
Erudite_Cynic: Badges? We don't need no stinking BADGES!
SageOfSquirrels: Ferdinand I think his name is?
m0nkeyrama: His dumplings are too powerful for you, Adam Kappa
Mikiao: You're going to feel silly with the only thing that can destroy Emperor Griffin is a Level 1 wrench
m0nkeyrama: So much cheese :o
m0nkeyrama: Sell it all! seabatTROG seabatTROG
Didero: I thought we weren't allowed to talk about food in this stream Kappa
QuantumTwitch: !next
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MilkInBag: because you're there?
m0nkeyrama: Call Beej in to fan you off SeriousSloth
Nuurgle: stop smoldering for the camera, Adam
Didero: A trillion degrees? Then it cooled off, because you said it was 8 trillion degrees before
Omthebox: I mean. You're quite large, you probably generate a decent amount of heat. Also all that hot air in that head OpieOP
m0nkeyrama: Wildly fluctuating temperatures in that room
FireFlower18: I dont understand temperatures anymore.
fragilepaper: How can we go back and to in time, we lost the amillamia right?
HesGotNoPants: I grab an ice pack or a moist towel for my neck to cool off adam
TXC2: if you're hot come here, we've got ALL the rain at the moment :p
m0nkeyrama: We have the time travel train @fragilepaper
Himyul: yeah, and when that big brain is working this hard, it's bound to put off a lot of heat Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Indeed
m0nkeyrama: benginBurn seabatBRAIN benginBurn
fragilepaper: @m0nkeyrama but we didn’t use the train just then....
m0nkeyrama: shhhhhhhh
TehAmelie: fun science fact: they think very strange things would happen if you approached temperatures of 10 billion degrees
TXC2: we have a time travel train because the writers clearly loved back to the future
TehAmelie: stringy things
paupertim: If you keep talkking Ferdinand, i'll have to eat every chicken in this place
Astral_Apache: !uptime
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Astral_Apache: !updog
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m0nkeyrama: woooow
Astral_Apache: ah, much clearer
TXC2: it's a Game of thrones reference
Himyul: I can tell you, you won't need anything AFTER the final bomb
Thandres: time travel adam!
paupertim: Ty @txc2
Erudite_Cynic: like 93
TXC2: no what paupertim said
Thandres: it explains everything
vrulg: I think first game of thrones was from 98
phorrestgaze: '96
HesGotNoPants: is Ferdinand a terrorist? he has a final bomb
Omthebox: You've got a 3D chessboard as a hammer.
Erudite_Cynic: 1996
paupertim: You bought 20 chickens
TXC2: yeah the book readers have been waiting a LONG time
m0nkeyrama: Yee
skrt_01: first book was 1996. latest book was written in 2011
m0nkeyrama: that's a looong time for a series
Krokaar: "I....remember the mountains"
skrt_01: and two more books to come out sometime
Erudite_Cynic: I started reading them when A Gathering Storm came out
m0nkeyrama: what enemy are we looking for?
Erudite_Cynic: you learn to be patient
FireFlower18: I have the coloring book. does that count?
Erudite_Cynic: I have only read the books
Himyul: I read a tv guide once, does that count? Kappa
TXC2: Erudite_Cynic really? like not even watched the show to check it out?
TXC2: Himyul tv guide is not a book Kappa
Didero: Oh hey, these fishbois again
Erudite_Cynic: I watched the first few episodes and they were good
m0nkeyrama: I watched the first few seasons of GoT, then kinda just... stopped
Erudite_Cynic: I don't have a TV so.....
TXC2: fair
Lord_ZYRK: It was the wise thing to do, Erudite_Cynic.
DMGlol: happy little sword
BearPsychologist: Is ... that a wolf with a gun?
m0nkeyrama: Monica needs to kill someone named Arthur? :o
artemasrukh: it's a *floating* wolf with a gun
Erudite_Cynic: it seems like a good show but I am waaaay more invested in the books and from what I have been told there is a lot of divergence
Himyul: lunch stream best stream
TXC2: BearPsychologist oh trust me, thats like one of the least weird things in this game
m0nkeyrama: Food stream seabatTROG
Lord_ZYRK: Adam it's Lunch's turn let them play DansGame
Mysticman89: food is nummy.
HesGotNoPants: Serge so sweet
Himyul: lunch is golf MVP
Pandax0: Is this sword currently better then that dad sword?
BearPsychologist: THE RIFLE Wolf just tried to hit em wtih the gun as a club and not shoot it
TXC2: Erudite_Cynic there is, but a lot of it is just the nature of adaptation
m0nkeyrama: I appreciate Lunch's commentary on the game, they're very smart seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: It was a blessing and a curse to not have a family member that played video games, then?
TXC2: BearPsychologist Bullets are expensive Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: BearPsychologist just wait until we fix holes in the space-time continuum via the incredible reality-bending power of golf seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: I bought all of the games and consoles with my own money so I didn't have to share
m0nkeyrama: I was pretty lucky my brother would play as much as me growing up. Tekken and Swing Away Golf were my childhood seabatTROG
TXC2: I had to share the Mega Drive with my "dad" who only ever played PGA pro tour 2 :P
Erudite_Cynic: ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sʜᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ? ⊂{O ͜? 十}⊃
m0nkeyrama: Shrek Super Party, too seabatTROG
fragilepaper: My sister was the gamer, all I did was watch her. She loved Dark Cloud 1, all I could play was Crazy Taxi snd Tony Hawk
Didero: Oh jeez, for a second I thought you pressed 'No' to the question of whether you want to play Spheda
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m0nkeyrama: Go grab a damp towel for your neck?
Lord_ZYRK: Is it hot in there, or is it just lunch Kreygasm
Didero: Can you get a fan from somewhere?
Lord_ZYRK: Get ye flask
Lord_ZYRK: (of cold water)
TXC2: I miss honeywell
Himyul: lunch's turn now, boiz!
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m0nkeyrama: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Smapdi_Flaffermann WutFace
Omthebox: Can I have your lunch?
Lord_ZYRK: Thank you \ WutFace /
mtg_fanerdic: Take your shirt off, you'll be cooler!
m0nkeyrama: Does ZYRK deserve it? 🤔
Omthebox: Being nice to Zyrk. That's a mistake.
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, you'll probably live to regret that one lrrBEEJ
Erudite_Cynic: ˙͜>˙⎠
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Erudite_Cynic NO
m0nkeyrama: that is also true
Omthebox: Also true.
Lord_ZYRK: ^
SageOfSquirrels: Alrighty friends, I need to take the puppers for a walk and get me some lunch. Thanks for the stream Adam. Love this game, love this channel, love you all!
Didero: At least they'll live :P
Smapdi_Flaffermann: bday100 Happy birthday everybody!!
Erudite_Cynic: huehuehue
Lord_ZYRK: ZYRK was a mistake :)
TXC2: so long SageOfSquirrels have fun
Mysticman89: yay birthdays! will there be cake
m0nkeyrama: We were all born today???
m0nkeyrama: Cool!
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Nope. Gotta be somebody's, right?
Himyul: statistically, it's likely to be someone's birthday
Mysticman89: I think thats taking the birthday paradox to an extreme
TXC2: !viewers
m0nkeyrama: Have fun with the doggo @SageOfSquirrels
LRRbot: 244 users viewing the stream. 525 users in the chat.
Lord_ZYRK: Today is the day that Smapdi_Flaffermann gave birth to us all :O
weff47: do we get cake?\
Lord_ZYRK: We're a bunch of newborn gerbers BabyRage
m0nkeyrama: BabyRage chat
Smapdi_Flaffermann: There are, what, 170,000 of us in chat? Somebody HAS to have a birthday today.
Omthebox: CHOO CHOO Come on into GERBER TOWN
Lord_ZYRK: This chat's full of BABIES
TXC2: well with over 500 people in chat it's near guaranteed that it;s someone's birthday
Lord_ZYRK: CoolCat
m0nkeyrama: Cool glasses and a slick coat :o
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I rounded up.
m0nkeyrama: what an enemy LUL
Mysticman89: It only takes 23 of us for it to be likely two of us haave the same birthday, with a few hundreds it's that much better
Lord_ZYRK: Who's living now you armor FUCK SwiftRage
m0nkeyrama: what even is that gun
m0nkeyrama: LUL
weff47: the flames lol
Erudite_Cynic: TRIPLE BARREL
TXC2: when one gun isn't enough, try TRIPPLE GUN!
m0nkeyrama: is that a blast shield?
Omthebox: I see you've upgraded to a grocery scanner.
Erudite_Cynic: thats some DMC bullshit
m0nkeyrama: the gun itself is bent on revenge?
FireFlower18: me if I was a gun
m0nkeyrama: 🤔 🤔 🤔
TXC2: a gun with a shield, it's unbeatible!
Erudite_Cynic: that Jaket is DOPE
Himyul: heat? where?
m0nkeyrama: This is a large dungeon WutFace
Lord_ZYRK: "This machine gun is the penultimate weapon of the "Machine Gun path""
RAICx: Himyul apparently in the streaming office lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: Hi Cam!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: HI Cam
m0nkeyrama: uuuuuh
Lord_ZYRK: It has a stupid high rate of fire apparently
TXC2: Bye Cam
phorrestgaze: we didn't
Vyous: wat?
Aenir798: uh?
Erudite_Cynic: SAVAGE
weff47: hear what?
Mysticman89: hi cam....I don't think we did hear any of "that". but good luck beej.
silenceaux: wow
Amentur: Okay Cam
HesGotNoPants: wtf
Himyul: was that a bit?
Lord_ZYRK: Didn't hear shit, captain
underhill33: I'm so confused
fragilepaper: ???
Gen2Gengar: What happened?
LetsConsider: Cam... uh...
TXC2: I wager that will come up on LRL
m0nkeyrama: well then LUL
JonnyGlitch: what... what was that?
RAICx: I take it they'll going to take a while then lrrBEEJ
Aenir798: That was definitely for LRL
TXC2: !clips
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Lord_Hosk: did anyone hear anything?
JonnyGlitch: was Cam legit upset?
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I hope they succeeded, at least.
Didero: i'm confuse
Thandres: #blameBeej ?
Beowulf_Bjornson: Is there a LRL tonight?!
Himyul: did someone double-dog-dare Cam to do something?
Lord_ZYRK: Shhh
Omthebox: So, whens Spheada
Erudite_Cynic: welp there is one for the highlights
Scar_Red_Tiger: I dont know what just happened but it's going in the highlight reel
chibi_bento: did.... did we just get used as a prop for a skit?
FireFlower18: seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
Omthebox: So like. Never?
Erudite_Cynic: ded
Omthebox: LUL get reked
m0nkeyrama: oof
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:04 from now).
Didero: Beowulf_Bjornson: Yes, apparently
Mysticman89: oh neat.
Omthebox: Great. I'm wearing a 6L carcas jack. I've made about 6 or 7 exalts in the first week.
m0nkeyrama: Spheda is earned, Om, and you haven't earned it Kappa
PerpetualDM: I did very well in PoE this league. Atleast for me.
Didero: I just realised doing '!next' during a stream might come across as rude, sorry
Omthebox: I can proababy grab you one, next you're on.
PerpetualDM: I made 4+ ex in first week. That's crazy good for me.
Omthebox: That's fine. I'll still be bumming around then.
m0nkeyrama: LUL eagles in the dungeon
TXC2: Didero eh, we get it all the time :P
Omthebox: PerpetualDM what are you doing the the ol PoEeees
m0nkeyrama: are you ever not bumming around, Om 🤔
HesGotNoPants: benginHp benginHp benginHp benginHp benginHp
Omthebox: m0nkeyrama can I get a non rhetorical question
Didero: TXC2: That doesn't really make it less rude :P
m0nkeyrama: How are you doing today @Omthebox SeriousSloth
FireFlower18: do things!
Erudite_Cynic: what most folks think of as the "Eagle screech" is actually a red tailed hawk
Omthebox: Good. I'm playing PoE LUL
TXC2: Didero true, I'm just saying you dont have to feel as bad about it
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Didero: TXC2: Try telling my brain that :P But thanks!
PerpetualDM: I was gonna skip this league then they spoiled Divine Ire and it looked fun. I'm a Trixter so i'm doing a full conversion build and scale ignite from the Ire.
PerpetualDM: It's fun.
m0nkeyrama: Going for the bank shot? :o
Omthebox: PerpetualDM that is crazy good for me too. I've found 4 raw exalts, and made a bunch from drops and crafting. Just stupid good luck this time around.
ArcOfTheConclave: max risk
Erudite_Cynic: DOO EEET
TXC2: risk it for the Biscuit
Pandax0: DO IT
m0nkeyrama: oops
Thandres: just max power it and it will be fine :P
m0nkeyrama: "Play it safe"
Lord_ZYRK: The only winning move is not to play
Didero: I sometimes read 'Off Course' as 'Of course' and it makes the game seem very sassy
Nightecho06: are w golfing in the past now?
PerpetualDM: I found a Unnatural instinct in my fisr Lab run. sold it for 4 ex day 3 or something.
Omthebox: I know people have been down on Synthisis stuff as being "Not worth it" but its pretty good payout.
Omthebox: Daaaaaayum
m0nkeyrama: Give it the juice!
TXC2: Nightecho06 I think so yes
Gen2Gengar: Didero I always read it as Of Course
m0nkeyrama: What a shot :o
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
ArcOfTheConclave: god gamer
tergonis: booya
Didero: wow, Spheda GOD
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG Kreygasm seabatBRAIN
Omthebox: Just finding the best jewel in the game. No big deal Kreygasm
PerpetualDM: seabatTROG Kreygasm
tergonis: get golfed on game
Issurru: have you ever played a game not for babies? Kappa
PerpetualDM: It's a very popular Gem
SplittingImage77: Man, I wish I could repair things by swinging some balls at it
m0nkeyrama: Play PoE and you'll find out Kappa
PerpetualDM: jewel i mean
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream Adam!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:06:27.
Omthebox: Allocated small passives in radius grant nothing, Grants all bonuses o funallocated small pasives in radius
Lord_ZYRK: Busybats
PerpetualDM: It does wierd things with the passive tree.
Gen2Gengar: thanks a lot for streaming
FireFlower18: peace!
Issurru: thanks for the stream, best of luck!
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (3:59 from now).
ArcOfTheConclave: Adam only plays baby games because he's a baby.
Lord_ZYRK: Eventually seabatTROG
fragilepaper: Thanks Adam!
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Adam!
TXC2: Good luck at GDC
m0nkeyrama: pogchamp100 Good luck with the GDC talk, Adam! You'll be great!
weff47: bye Adam! Good luck at GDC!
tergonis: you will be great!
Lord_ZYRK: You're gonna do great seabatSEAL
Paranundrox: you're gonna kill it Adam!
JonnyGlitch: Goodnight Adam! Goodnight Chat! Thank you for the Stream!
RAICx: You can do it, Adam!
Thandres: wishing best of luck and biggest of brains for the talk adam :)
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (3:58 from now).
seth_erickson: you'll do great just stay calm
TXC2: !events
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fragilepaper: Best of luck Adam!
Erudite_Cynic: yeeeeeh do well my duuuude
DMGlol: may your powerpoint work perfectly
TXC2: !patreon
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ConspiracyOfCartographers: Thanks for the stream. All the best for GDC!
Robot_Bones: You are gonna eradicate it
TXC2: !discord
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Smapdi_Flaffermann: I'm confident you'll nail it. Like dog's balls!
Suffix: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: !twitter
Under_5core: Good luck Adam. I'm sure it'll be very entertaining. Wish I could hear it.
m0nkeyrama: Have a lovely rest of your day!
phorrestgaze: byeeee
Suffix: !kith
ConspiracyOfCartographers: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
Erudite_Cynic: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ♡Now Kiss♡ ⊂( ̄Ɛ ̄⊂)
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2 !
MapleTG: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (3:48 from now).
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