TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:25.
AdmiralMemo: @TXC2 So... Bandwidth Please?
LetsConsider: Uh... this is a game
Obscil: earlyalpha indeed
Amentur: What?
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
AdmiralMemo: Things happened
wildpeaks: this went well
MalBeam: bad end?
TXC2: is.....is this a rhythm game?
8_Escape: Welp.
Tantar: well
PandasAndPancakes: Did we escape from the city?
TheR676767: neat.
accountmadeforants: "Hardware damaged." Wait, aren't we the hardware?
AdmiralMemo: And now this for some reason
Spacecarl: This was a good time to tune in
Kerrisis: THis is where Cori starts getting PTSD flashbacks...
TheAinMAP: Sudden time skip.
SK__Ren: Wow, this game...
Deltoran11: What... exactly did I just show up to?
Mangledpixel: yeh, sometimes testing be like that
mugsi_: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
AdmiralMemo: So... I swear that W&P usually happens on Wednesday. lrrBEEJ
TXC2: the internet in the 90's may have been a mistake
ThePerrBearr: did we try to play crisis on our headbands?
TXC2: AdmiralMemo I really wanna see Alex's take on this :p
Deltoran11: No, but really, what the heck is going on here
Myrdin90: wth is this?
Deltoran11: Just showed up, am very confused
wildpeaks: the weefees are giving you beefbrain
PMAvers: Yes, adding sidebars to your website will protect your meat.
PMAvers: That is a thing.
TXC2: basically we're a moderator for not AOL
Sarah_Serinde: This seems 100% trustworthy
TheWarbo: The game is quite intentionally going down the "everything is getting weirder and more surreal" track, is basically what it is
Gen2Gengar: beautiful
accountmadeforants: I feel safer already
APrioriOfNothing: Are we playing the Russian Malware Simulator?
TXC2: this is what the internet was like in the 90's
wildpeaks: except at a much lower resolution and laoding a lot slower
TXC2: except no where near as fast as this
CoyoteSans: they thankfully didn't have the graphics power to do this wiggle crap
Myrdin90: @txc2 nothing used that font
CoyoteSans: i remember when linux distros first had that, it was fun for about five seconds before swiftly turning it off forever
LetsConsider: I wonder why it's called 'fungus scene'
LetsConsider: Nothing like shrooms here officer
aerobeing: Infected Mushroom do good music.
Deltoran11: This entire game looks like shrooms
TheWarbo: we were gone three weeks and "Coolpunk sucks now" game is accurate
LetsConsider: Didn't Abraham Lincoln imprison newspaper editors because they were critical of him?
PMAvers: We are the LAAAAAW
PMAvers: It's on GoG as well.
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming Cori, this was an experience
mugsi_: I dig it :) Thanks for playing it Cori!!!!
accountmadeforants: Thanks for showing me this game, yeah
TXC2: "where's the beef?"
wildpeaks: flying meat, I summon thee
ThePerrBearr: aw yeah
wildpeaks: llaPraise lrrHAM
accountmadeforants: Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Rockario: Sausage!!
Alness49: *Salutes the meat*
mugsi_: Weenies!
Mangledpixel: meeeeaaattttt
LathosTiran: Witness me........at
TXC2: lrrHAM lrrCHKN
Deltoran11: Oh that's just great
MalBeam: lrrHAM
Amentur: Heck yeah lrrHAM
SK__Ren: Weenie Saver
DasGreatBrit: come all the patties and cylindrical meats
ContingentCat: lrrHAM
wildpeaks: clip it
accountmadeforants applauds
postmodernpajamawrestler: congratulations!
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN lrrHAM
EvilBadman: just have One More be this forver
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
ThePerrBearr: time for ONE MORE
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2406 patrons for a total of $14,454.42 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
postmodernpajamawrestler: this is like some homestuck fan made a vaporware music olayer
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
ContingentCat: !pubg
LRRbot: Skin Collection Map Selection
postmodernpajamawrestler: player*
wildpeaks: it's shootymans time
TXC2: !twitter
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Cori
Amentur: Good bye, Enforcer lrrSLOTH
Mangledpixel: farewell, Enforcer
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Amentur: Sleep well TXC2
TehAmelie: seeya
TehAmelie: TIL cinnamon is just tasty sawdust
Rockario: Oh wow, you're right
TehAmelie: i mean, it's always been obvious, just never thought of it in those terms
Invitare: basil is just tasty leaves?
TehAmelie: like lettuce
Invitare: ehhhh I wouldn't call Lettuce tasty
Invitare: and I like Lettuce
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Invitare: it's more just... there
Rockario: What this really means is that using sawdust as a cheap filler ingredient sshouldn't be as maligned as it is Kappa
dr0ne00000: Lettuce is what food eats
mugsi_: "I'm only here for the mouthfeel" - Lettuce
Rockario: ^
Rockario: Also, 🚨🚨🚨
TehAmelie: you just have ti grind it into a fine enough powder that it can be digested
jolly_does_art: oh yay, one more is an hour early for me, I forgot
LoadingReadyRun: Game is up!
LoadingReadyRun: !pubg
LRRbot: PlayerUnknown's No-Pants Fight Place
LoadingReadyRun: Dangit
LoadingReadyRun: I forogt
adamjford: !pubg
LRRbot: Bluehole's Bridge Troll Screw Bowl
manfred909: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
TehAmelie: the game's afoot. or a running process
Retro_Platypus: I’m actually here at the start of the stream for once :)
MilkInBag: one more what
ironicaustralian: Whoah lets get these victory royales fellow epic gamerz
jolly_does_art: haha @manfred909 wins :D
adamjford: !pubg
LRRbot: Unknown Soldier's Territory Exclusion Race
manfred909: elfunkHeart hallie2Hello
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is back in the streaming hot seat with another edition of ... One More? Wanna play some custom PUBG games with the community? Well here's your chance. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1108127948148621312
kassy_13: one more time!
jolly_does_art: elfunkHeart ohhhh the heart is back!!
jolly_does_art: YAY!
Highmagic96: !pubg
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
Dryhad: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
markaci: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
adamjford: !pubg
LRRbot: Playerunknown's Project Runway
Highmagic96: lol
manfred909: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
JohnLonnie: slytqHeart johnlo1Heart katesHeart elfunkHeart
TehAmelie: if James gets a sword kill in the first game i'll give 50 bits
jolly_does_art: ohhh look at all those good hearts! johnlo1Heart elfunkHeart slytqHeart
kassy_13: i have discovered the online keyboard on my laptop so chat doesn't have to suffer anymore. it takes longer to type but at least it's no longer annoying
TrickJarrett: James... should I watch this stream or keep watching the blind Commander VOD?
jolly_does_art: lrrHEART johnlo1Heart elfunkHeart slytqHeart
Dryhad: Can you do multitwitch with a VOD?
TehAmelie: hiya
kozguy: How about two more?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Unas84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
Unas84: Last time resubbing ... from the Netherlands, next time it will be from literally greener pastures, as I'm moving to Ireland in April!
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TrickJarrett: I watch this purely to troll you
SompSmash subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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TehAmelie: Ireland is nice i hear
TrickJarrett: I love both of those countries
Unas84: You really should come over some time!
Mangledpixel: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
kozguy: Almost there! Loading up now!
Dryhad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
Dryhad: I had to get up early today for political reasons but as a bonus, I'm not going to sleep through One More again!
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kassy_13: people are already in, bless
manfred909: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
TehAmelie: protip: bother convention organizers in your area to get LRR to come there
kassy_13: there are no convention organisers where i live, rip
TehAmelie: same :(
MaelstronSolenor: wait a sec
MaelstronSolenor: (pls)
jolly_does_art: Hi Joe, hi Funko! elfunkHeart joekimCheers
kassy_13: i live in a tiiiiiny island tho so idk why you'd wanna hold a con here
manfred909: elfunkHeart joekimCheers
Zael250: Woo made it in
APrioriOfNothing subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
APrioriOfNothing: Excite for another week of Shooty Boi Skin Acquisition!
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kozguy: Kozguy is joining shortly!
rocketjohn: well, y'know... this is a dead game...
rocketjohn: :)
MaelstronSolenor: getting in 30 secs
kassy_13: so i guess today's the "1 friend" week
JoeKim: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
DasGreatBrit: someone say brkDedgame ?
jolly_does_art: yeeees elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
badpandabear: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Dryhad: katesHeart slytqHeart lrrHEART elfunkHeart
TheWarbo: !pubg
MaelstronSolenor: got there
xantos69: cheer50 Yay James! Yay PUBG! TIme for internet shootie mans!
MaelstronSolenor: thanks
kassy_13: ^ superior to the last 1 there !pubg
jolly_does_art subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
jolly_does_art: 69 bits if you shot Joe, James! He knows what he did...
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xantos69: That is good news.
fiftymcnasty: Friends are a bit quiet
JohnLonnie: Likely a good amount of asset optimization too
jolly_does_art: I think only funko is a bit quiet, Joe seems fine audio wise
fiftymcnasty: or maybe just funko
jolly_does_art: hi @JohnLonnie good luck!
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kassy_13: "shoot shoot shoot", aka the aim of this game
jolly_does_art: i see what you did there...
SK__Ren: Thats what you get for reloading in the doorway James
kassy_13: this is so shooty already xD
voslan: Skorpian
voslan: Auto even in .32 acp is better then semi .45'
freshmaker__: the flare gun is kind of pistol shaped
jolly_does_art: is it time for bike flips? #sickflips?
fiftymcnasty: do a flip
kassy_13: i don't think i've ever seen a flip
APrioriOfNothing: Do a barrel roll
jolly_does_art: is this normal mode?
freshmaker__: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I really enjoyed the Cpt. Marvel Countdown, James.
jolly_does_art: ok yeah, this is what I meant
jolly_does_art: not shotguns only or something
PixelArtDragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
PixelArtDragon: 6 months? That's like one over 2 years!
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Deltoran11: Crossbow is a good gun lrrBEEJ
fiftymcnasty: Get crossbow revenge on Joe
Gen2Gengar: There are no good guns, just good shooters
frozenphoenix7: No gun is ever truly good
Deltoran11: Pills here!
JosephDeath: I dunno Frozen, I think you could tape the trigger down on and Ump and throw it down a hill and it would get at least 2 kills
TheElrad: in the last update Pubg added a keyboard noise sensor and is scaling loot according to it
Deltoran11: The more clickies means you're clearly better so you can do better with worse loot :P
Amentur: I'd get behind that implementation
Zu_o: El "Ankle-monitor" Funko
jolly_does_art: @TheElrad savage
TheElrad: @jolly_does_art always lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Deltoran11: Mistakes were made
jolly_does_art: oh no, james came to the wrong neighborhood
jolly_does_art: FUNKO
kassy_13: hahahaha
jolly_does_art: I saw the skirt
Lord_Hosk: got funked
Deltoran11: Got by Funko
jolly_does_art: lol
SK__Ren: Mutant?!
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkHeart
TheElrad: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
EuropaEquation: I walways forget that this game sucks for grass draw distance
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad
kumatsu: Now I'm imagining Funko visiting Victoria someday and just driving off in James' car
jolly_does_art: I don't think funko can drive irl
kumatsu: that makes it all the funnier benginFingers
ContingentCat: no time to learn like that moment
jolly_does_art: good point
yalc321: @LoadingReadyRun How hard is it to learn PUBG?\
Deltoran11: We got ourselves an ol' fashioned shootout
freshmaker__: that first shot looked so good
jolly_does_art: oh no manfred elfunkSad
yalc321: What happened 6 months ago?
manfred909: elfunkSad
Lord_Hosk: there are less people playing it now, and Battleroyale games, the density of players is not a insignificant factor
Despoiler98: SERPENTINE
ContingentCat: something like 15 battle royal games came out
yalc321: Well, I'mma buy it anyways and try playing with y'all
markaci: elfunkSad
manfred909: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad
TheElrad: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
badpandabear: elfunkSad
ContingentCat: elfunkSad
korvys: All of the parts of PUBG that were innovative have been tuned and perfected in other games, like APex
Zaghrog: the novelty has worn off
freshmaker__: i havent been able to watch in a while, but the spectator mode looks nice now. I like the improvements over time
Lord_Hosk: this show used to get close to 1000 viewers, at peak. I havent seen it over 500 in months
manfred909: joekimCheers
Despoiler98: HOW did he shoot that fast!??!
kassy_13: do you feel like this stream may eventually stop being pubg and changing to a new game?
jolly_does_art: joekimCheers joekimCheers joekimCheers
kassy_13: cool, thanks
adamjford: Ooh, exciting!
freshmaker__: Time for an Apex show! Kappa
fiftymcnasty: Valve soon is never
Despoiler98: Valve soon is just never '
aerobeing: freshmaker__, Apex should add customs.
Gen2Gengar: Please don't stop streaminng!!! :O
ReydienOnline: valve Soon(TM) would have had dice friends end at episode 6 without any notice
Frankenfruity: I'm a scared
freshmaker__: @aerobeing apex should add a number of things. customs, definitely being one of them
APODionysus: I’m gonna be sad with the new schedule involves W&P going away permenantly
Despoiler98: new thing scare ME slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF BibleThump BibleThump
kassy_13: i really just meant if you get bored with pubg but that's fine, i'll wait :)
ReydienOnline: PubG defined a new genre. that genre has filled out, and the weaknesses of this design have been filled in other offerings
Frankenfruity: with a gun, Joe? Hardmode on.
jolly_does_art: joekimCheers joekimCheers
freshmaker__: that gun seems quite good.
kassy_13: joe is doing great
Despoiler98: It was the official US Army sidearm for 40 years for a reason
Frankenfruity: Not at close range.
jolly_does_art: sneck up on that boi!
jolly_does_art: *sneak
kassy_13: rip
jolly_does_art: but sneck is also good
manfred909: johnlo1Heart
jolly_does_art: johnlo1Goof johnlo1Heart johnlo1Goof
Despoiler98: danger noodles >.>
jolly_does_art: murder spagurder
Despoiler98: Jesus Joe LEAD YOUR SHOTS
TheElrad: that's not a pistol Joe
SK__Ren: Pier, calling it
SK__Ren: As it shrinks... still counts
DoctorMcBoop subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
DoctorMcBoop: <3
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jolly_does_art: elfunkSad joekimCheers slytqBweh
jolly_does_art: ^the true trifecta
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (41m ago).
VTMonster subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
VTMonster: My Name is James Turner and I like to play video games.
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oKingsWild: jaaaaaaames, I'm boooooooooored
bearsofinsanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
bearsofinsanity: It's a boy!
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Despoiler98: that is fact
SK__Ren: Technically the pier is still in that circle :P
wicker_knight: also, hello chat
jolly_does_art: Lonnie, all my hopes are on you now! johnlo1Heart
jolly_does_art: for shelly!
kassy_13: is this a long game? it feels long
jolly_does_art: no it#s really not
kassy_13: for the number of players
kassy_13: ok :)
Trymantha: teh terrian is making this game longer
Trymantha: a lot of nooks and crannys to hid in
Dryhad: Fewer people just means the early game is quieter
kassy_13: haha true
kassy_13: thanks
RayFK: Hey bud
Tiber727: Hmm, I'm curious. You were saying earlier that PUBG hasn't changed much in 2 years. What would you like to see from PUBG?
manfred909: johnlo1Goof
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk johnlo1Heart
Unas84: Hey @RayFK , you playing ?
manfred909: elfunkSad
jolly_does_art: oh nooooo
DasGreatBrit: yep, 10 kills
Despoiler98: the jeeeeeeeej
RayFK: Unas84 Not today, I am V busy today
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad
kassy_13: grats!
RayFK: Hey Despoiler98
freshmaker__: nice work
JohnLonnie: gg
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad elfunkSad johnlo1Heart
Despoiler98: slytqHi
Unas84: @RayFK ah ok, too bad.
Dryhad: Winchester Mystery Round?
oKingsWild: Ah, good ol' Winchester!
mastershake29x: @RayFK was kevin returned in good condition?
RayFK: mastershake29x Mostly
wicker_knight: so the UMP is king?
wicker_knight: long live the UMP
Amentur: Kevin did make "A kingdom of cards" official
xantos69: Ump is never not king.
Despoiler98: @RayFK more importantly did the CARDS make it back? :P
manfred909: @LoadingReadyRun are you sure it is telling me defualt Settings?
RayFK: Despoiler98 YES
manfred909: ok my bad
TheGcsmith: just loading game up, it crashed as I tried to join the loby
DasGreatBrit subscribed at Tier 1.
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RayFK: Amentur Kevin does not have the power to create a Slogan
Despoiler98: @RayFK those were some spicy spicy cards O.O
Squiidd_pope: yoyo
RayFK: Despoiler98 Y U P
oKingsWild: hackusation?
kozguy: The battle for the 69 slot is real
kozguy: But unfair, for the record
wicker_knight: hackusations of acking
kozguy: I declare collusion!
Jeezy56: j'hackuse!
TheGcsmith: in cheers
Despoiler98: j'accuse!
DasGreatBrit: lrrFINE hackusations lrrFINE
oKingsWild: does your shirt say anything below board games?
Amentur: It should say board james
Squiidd_pope: you can go infinite like in Quake Champions?
oKingsWild: shame. there's room for a pun down there
Squiidd_pope: Speaking of Quake... I wish we could get alex for some quake in ...one more?
wicker_knight: I'm sure there'll be another LoadingReadyLan eventually
jolly_does_art: trampoline wheeeee
wicker_knight: and Matt can crush everyone at Quake again Kappa
Amentur: So, Octane's active is Bangarang's passive but worse?
HondoTrigger: HE'S HERE
Amentur: ADAM lrrHEART
Frankenfruity: He's HEEEEEEEER!
Angnor33: Adam!
frozenphoenix7: James, tell Adam he's great.
kassy_13: he's HEEEEERE
Lord_Hosk: GDC Famous Adam
jolly_does_art: so to sum it up there is a lack of gaudy skins?
ghostvalv: he's heeeere
TheElrad: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
oKingsWild: I need a sponsor for Canadian citizenship. James, how many pesos u charging?
wicker_knight: It's Adam Lavadan?
ContingentCat: Hi Adam
jolly_does_art: ADAM!
Angnor33: It's Adam, famous GDC presenter!
kassy_13: oh no :( poor adam
Lyntoon: He’s here :)
Frankenfruity: seabatBRAIN katesNice
kassy_13: you could play!
jolly_does_art: HELL YES!
kassy_13: someone in a nice skirt
TheWarbo: Adam, the person I referenced *twice* in relation to the dinosaur news
Squiidd_pope: Good job on getting some WWE business cards BTW Adam
Seabats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
Seabats: house show loops, brother
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Mangledpixel: ha
jolly_does_art: oh if it's someone in a nice skirt, that's probably funko...
DasGreatBrit: is this Winchester only, or any 45?
wicker_knight: winchester + smg
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Amentur: Three cheers for GDC veteran Adam lrrHEART
wicker_knight: abbreviated: winsmgg
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Rockario: GDC, the ultimate house-sshow
Squiidd_pope: LOOPS
Frankenfruity: Azidburns by Seabats
freshmaker__: big congrats on the GDC, Adam.
TheWarbo: do we also have crashoverride?
Squiidd_pope: There here *Blows out lantern*
Squiidd_pope: They're
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad elfunkSad joekimCheers
jolly_does_art: bye Joe!
Squiidd_pope: Cya joe
kassy_13: aww
SergeYager: Yooooo
ContingentCat: yoooo
jolly_does_art: hey serge
Squiidd_pope: Sup serge!
kassy_13: serge!
TheElrad: vector
SergeYager: I just had a very nice coffee, and a very nice walk along the beach in the sun
frozenphoenix7: James, don't yell at Siri. When she takes over the world ala Skynet, she'll remember this. And she'll come for you.
kassy_13: i'm seeing so much of this game for the first time today
SergeYager: It went from 2 degrees to 25 degrees, and holy moly I missed the sun
Metalupis: that sounds like a great afternoon @SergeYager
SergeYager: @Metalupis right?!
SergeYager: :D
megaflycraft: internet died mid drop, so now there's a random boi standing in the middle of the desert :/
kassy_13: it's sunny here for once but not that warm yet so you're lucky
oKingsWild: american units, or everybody else units?
ContingentCat: ah the sun I think I remember that, it went up to 1 here
jolly_does_art: go nooorth.. no doesn't have the same sound to it
TheElrad: are you a minecraft villager, James?
TehAmelie: did it taste good?
CrazymattCaptain: a great love letter worth a clip
jolly_does_art: "I don't care anymore" the PUBG story
Yawnmon: At least I didn't run myself over this time
RayFK: 2019
RayFK: My dude
TheWarbo: James is living in the past
ContingentCat: um 2019
jolly_does_art: I love watching this game, I understand not wanting to play it as much
kassy_13: same ^
ContingentCat: james confirmed time traveller
TheWarbo: Luckily chat would never just harp on that silly mistake for the entire rest of the stream. That doesn't sound like us.
kassy_13: i'm enjoying it these days, this stream used to confuse me and i find it relaxing now
hippitybobbity: what's all this then
Pteraspidomorphi: I watch this stream almost every week and I never played this game
oKingsWild: it was the hottest game, until every dev and their mom's dog made a BR of their own. saturating the market and killing the playerbase of all of them.
phorrestgaze: "enough"
TehAmelie: a wizard appears and promises to show you how many hours you have spent on Minecraft. do you want to know?
Gen2Gengar: 2009
SlyTQ: 2009
TheElrad: hey TQ
ContingentCat: 10 years ago
voslan: 2007 it entered playable Beta.
TheGcsmith: Do you still play wow today?
jolly_does_art: hi TQ
SlyTQ: on May 17th it will have been out for TEN YEARS
kassy_13: hi tq
CastleOtranto: TQ is here. Everything is saved!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hm, as alpha or higher?
oKingsWild: James is the kind of guy who's scared of /played because it will tell him things he wished he never knew.
kassy_13: 2007 apparently
voslan: Its not. I bought my Beta copy in 2007
Mangledpixel: Alpha was 2010
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun i started playing after the penny arcade comic on it
NathanJay_GA: since its first public appearance
Rockario: @TehAmelie I ask if he can add in some charts about what the time split between patches and where I was in my life
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh yeah, me too
rocketjohn: yeah, i figured that might be the case
Pteraspidomorphi: I had forgotten
SlyTQ: i dont see anythign for 2007
SlyTQ: y'all liars
TehAmelie: i'm kind of happy i spent a lot of time playing Dark Souls with Steam offline. and even on GFWL
Gen2Gengar: Same, the PA comic is what made me buy it
Mangledpixel: that comic was from 17/09/2010
kassy_13: i got minecraft and i was really bad at it, i couldn't work out how it worked and gave up
SK__Ren: I learned about Minecraft from teh Bay12 forums (Home of Dwarf Fortress) during the alpha
voslan: I played Minecraft in my Jounor Year of Highschool. And that was 2008.
TheGcsmith: How are you finding BFA James?
SlyTQ: Minecraft first began development on May 10th, 2009, and its first development version was finished and shown as Cave Game 3 days later on May 13th, 2009
Jondare: I just remember that i managed to get in while it was in alhpa, before the first price increase
TheGcsmith: ahh, so, will you enjoy Classic?
phorrestgaze: @SlyTQ IGN says 2007 https://www.ign.com/wikis/minecraft/
kassy_13: 2008 would have been when i first found out about it
Trymantha: remember when notch promised all alpha buyers would get every expansion fro free and every version of the game for free
azidbern95: are you going to play some WoW Classic when it comes out?
Rockario: I still remember buying Minecraft just before the Beta patch hit
Trymantha: good times
TehAmelie: i paid 20 bucks for Minecraft. definitely played less than 20 hours u_u
SlyTQ: well IGN is lieing
TheGcsmith: when I notice I've been playing wow for 12 years, never played a different game for that long
SlyTQ: so
hippitybobbity: how can minecraft have been developed in 3 years that's insane
SK__Ren: Wrath was a good one to go out on. I ended around then as well.
Pteraspidomorphi: There used to be something later called minecraft "classic"
TheWarbo: I mostly just remember hanging out in Barrens General forever.
hippitybobbity: three days I mean!
hippitybobbity: days!
TheWarbo: Barrens General was great
rocketjohn: Trymantha as far as i know i have only ever bought the alpha
frozenphoenix7: That's cause Adam is great at video games.
Rockario: They promised buying it then would mean we get all further editions and boy has that paid off
rocketjohn: and i am still going
TehAmelie: to be fair Infiniminer did all the creative work
rocketjohn: bethesda do?
TheGcsmith: classic is 12 years old
Jondare: Trymantha i only ever bought the alpha, and that account is still good
TheGcsmith: TBC was released 2007 wasn't it?
ExhaustedElox: Hey James. :)
Amentur: Give it some time for Skyrim to be that old and see what Bethesda does
rocketjohn: i paid something like $5 for minecraft
RayFK: That scans
SlyTQ: chat doesnt know any time so dont ask them
RayFK: That sounds like 10th grade for me :P
Trymantha: Minecraft was the game that stopped me from pre-ordering stuff cause notch was talking about things like combat dungeon crawling expansions and stuff
jolly_does_art: cruel jordan, cruel
Amentur: BC was 2007. Was the only version of WoW I played
RayFK: jolly_does_art My pleasure
phorrestgaze: @SlyTQ PC gamer explains that 2007 was when it was first posted to a forum for feedback. so, yeah, that's a deceptive "release" https://www.pcgamer.com/the-first-moments-of-minecraft/
TheGcsmith: I started wow in April 2007 at least, and TBC servers were still young when I joined, not that I knew much of wow, that was back when it took me 6 months to hit 70
Jondare: though i did have to contact customer support because i missed it when they changed over the account system, but as soon as i gave them my email and i think account number, that was good
SlyTQ: 2009
SlyTQ: suck it
Lord_Hosk: I played a early demo when Leo Laport talked about it on this week in tech, found nothing interesting and didnt buy it... I have now put over 400 hours into minecraft. most of it on large long structures.
TehAmelie: i was in the WoW alpha. i once played it for 18 hours without moving from my chair. i'm cautious about getting too invested in games since then
TehAmelie: *beta
NathanJay_GA: Im with TQ on this one
hippitybobbity: so combative tq
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TehAmelie: would you call that a Freudian brag?
Trymantha: We are never right :P
ExhaustedElox: How many G's are PUB-ing right now?
Blasteg: @Trymantha I think you'll loved/already loved Terraria
Frankenfruity: katesRip
TheElrad: strangely, we are also always right
SlyTQ: THE FORUM IT LINKS TO ARE POSTED May 17, 2009, 04:24:07 AM
DasGreatBrit: brkDed
El_Funko: Inside voice, TQ
SlyTQ: no
TheWarbo: that's just Y2K
NathanJay_GA: Yes
Trymantha: I prefer Terraria over minecraft @Blasteg but have since come to the realisation that survival crafting games are just not for me
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KodeMage: James: What Magic card should I ask Beej to sign @ C2E2 this weekend?
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SlyTQ: chat needs to know they are wrong
ContingentCat: it's ok TQ
jolly_does_art: noooo elfunkSad
TehAmelie: by the way what's the word on that guy on the quest to walk to the Far Lands?
phorrestgaze: @SlyTQ yep, I was wrong
Gen2Gengar: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
KodeMage: Word
rocketjohn: something with puzzles and questings
Jondare: oh we know tq, chat is always wrong, always and forever
SlyTQ: On May 17, 2009, 04:24:07 AM, Markus Persson posted an alpha version of Minecraft to the Feedback forum on
SlyTQ: thats the first sentence oin that article you linked
Amentur: My cold take on Minecraft is that Notch got extremely crazy lucky as he doesn't actually have good game ideas imo. 0x10c was a mess beginning to end
Jondare: except when chat is right of course, in which case why werent you listening to us
TheElrad: @kodemage Black Lotus?
TheWarbo: Do you own any cards that Beej played with at the end of the Unglued stream?
SK__Ren: What debate? 2 Gs, Boggle like Pog. 1 G? Bow-gull
TehAmelie: yeah, Infiniminer had the good ideas and he was able to borrow them
KodeMage: I have Vampire Night Hawk for Kathleen, Grizly Bear for graham and Dubious Challenge for Ian
Unas84: goddamnit
voslan: Then did i play it my Senior Year? I could have sworn it was Junior Year...
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk
Blasteg: wait is someone there?
TheWarbo: "Unglued"? I mean Unstable. That one. I know sets, rieally.
DasGreatBrit: almost got vector'd
manfred909: elfunkChunk
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk
manfred909: that was good
TehAmelie: you're doing better than me, Warbo
Frankenfruity: @KodeMage Startled Awake I blieve is a card that Beej loves
kassy_13: a+ james
SlyTQ: i love you chat, this is like one of few things i actually know
SlyTQ: i needed this win
rocketjohn: serge is a helper
manfred909: why is Serge so sassy today
jolly_does_art: today?
ContingentCat: we believe you TQ
manfred909: whats is chat wrong about this time TQ?
kassy_13: 4 :o
TheWarbo: !sassserge
SlyTQ: lol nothing
TehAmelie: did you kill that guy with the last bullet in the clipozine?
Dix: manfred909 dont even worry about it. lol
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk
RayFK: Grab some 9mm
manfred909: slytqHeart
Dix: Also sup chort
RayFK: Hey Dix
manfred909: hi Dix
jolly_does_art: hi dix
Amentur: Heya Dix
manfred909: dixHAMMER
ContingentCat: hi dix
Unas84: Hey Dix
TehAmelie: hey it's Dix
Anubis169: hi Dix
Dix: i got her late.. is there maintainence today?
Dix: here*
kassy_13: dix!
Metalupis: hey Dix
Anubis169: got who late? Kappa
Mox_Hagdorm: Hi Dix! Also, hi rest of chat!
Dix: Anubis169 NO. NO NO NO. NOT THAT
RayFK: No
manfred909: maintenance should be right at the end Dix
Anubis169 huggles Dix
Dix: thanks manfred909
Mox_Hagdorm: !pubg
LRRbot: Whatshisface's Fight Island
kassy_13: right serge?
manfred909: 300 rounds that might be enough
TemporallyAwry: Wow it's been a while since I've tuned in for PUBG - is this a new map?
Skyboss1996: the desert map is the second of 4
SlyTQ: not the newest, but newer.. kinda
Amentur: It's too small for murder mountain. So maybe homocide hill?
TehAmelie: is that a shotgun? i think it looks like a shotgun
TehAmelie: *was
manfred909: elfunkSad
Frankenfruity: katesRip
kassy_13: aww
jolly_does_art: elfunkSad
Skyboss1996: Original murder island, yee haw map, Welcome to the Jungle, and Actually Russia
Trymantha: miramar released with 1.0 in december 2017
Amentur: So why does the game stil freeze when you die, James?
Dix: Heckin chonky
Pteraspidomorphi: Will any of the c2e2 panels be streamed?
HondoTrigger: doodOne doodOne doodOne
phorrestgaze: roll credits
Zanzabar_: duos?
kassy_13: roll credits
DasGreatBrit: It's a thing with customs it seems the freeze on death
frozenphoenix7: Because PUBG is held together with bubble gum and rubber bands <_<
Mox_Hagdorm: I wish my PC could handle this game.
Skyboss1996: r-r-r-r-rampage
Frankenfruity: I think it's spectator only
DasGreatBrit: it's spectate only
TehAmelie: hmm what is the Europa equation? it sounds like a real astronomy thing
Trymantha: just spectators
Frankenfruity: seabatYIKES bfitsRIP
lighting_bolt_123: yeah lets pub sme ggggss
TehAmelie: meanwhile, here's the Bark Knight https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2DnGscU8AA-2az.png
tyranidd1: WELL
tyranidd1: SLOPES ARE BS
Frankenfruity: lrrWOW lrrCOW
jolly_does_art: elfunkChunk
tyranidd1: =P
Mox_Hagdorm: @TehAmelie I was half expecting a picture of Dog Man.
TehAmelie: the other bark
Mox_Hagdorm: lol
jolly_does_art: Lonnie at it again johnlo1Goof
Trymantha: something somethign eposrts ready something something
manfred909: johnlo1Goof johnlo1Heart
Frankenfruity: John take 2
Amentur: I'd split that, TehAmelie
TheWarbo: Actually, slopes are Δy/Δx
EuropaEquation: I forgot to heal
jolly_does_art: johnlo1Heart johnlo1Heart johnlo1Heart
Frankenfruity: @TheWarbo katesNice
SK__Ren: lrrJUDGE
lighting_bolt_123: yeah this is jons game to loose
xantos69: grenade would have killed me.
jolly_does_art: johnlo1Goof johnlo1Heart johnlo1Goof johnlo1Heart slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
xantos69: cheer60 can we do teams on Vikendi?
JohnLonnie: GG
FeverRadish: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Amentur: Good shootin', john lrrHORN
Unas84: yeah
JohnLonnie: Also - @El_Funko you scared the absolute bajeezus out of me up on that roof
yalc321: This will be my first game of PUBG ever. Lets see how quickly I'll die!
JohnLonnie: Did you door jump or drop from 5 story?
Theteddybear676: Hey james =)
Unas84: this mode as teams?
DasGreatBrit: there is a way to see the first circle, you can also flag the end point as well
jolly_does_art: oh no
lighting_bolt_123: ok guys I finnaly got a laptop so maybe I can jam some pubg
El_Funko: @JohnLonnie Yeah most people don't expect that jump
El_Funko: You killed me with some impressive desync
Mangledpixel: uh oh
TheWarbo: gameplz
El_Funko: I think my upload is borked
Trymantha: pretty much have to have no star delay but widen the time before circle starts closing
Trymantha: start*
JohnLonnie: Yeah I think my ping had a huge spike
manfred909: rayfkWelp
DasGreatBrit: I'm gonna take off, thanks for the games all brkBye
ContingentCat: so uhhh geoguessr?
JohnLonnie: All of a sudden I was behind a wall and still spraying. Sorry about that elfunkSad
lighting_bolt_123: LETS GO PLAY SOME ARENA!!
lighting_bolt_123: lol jk
jolly_does_art: naptime? that sounds good
omdorastrix: I'm willing to give it a try and die in the first 2 mins
manfred909: elfunkSad elfunkSad elfunkSad
Zanzabar_: same
xantos69: have somebody else host.
gallows_humor: I see you in the lobby
Mox_Hagdorm: I stepped away, did the game get explodey?
TheMerricat: SQUEEEEE!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j--cFOyeT7E System Shock 3's trailer dropped!
Zanzabar_: a few of us can see it but most of us have what you got
IgnisDeus: did the password change?
manfred909: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
DasGreatBrit: Player Unknowns Lobby Grounds
yalc321: Seeing the same as you James
manfred909: !pubg
LRRbot: Player Two's Desync Gun Party
kassy_13: accurate
tyranidd1: same smoke problem - hard reset did not fix it either...
dr0ne00000: LRRBot lol
IgnisDeus: ditto
Lord_Hosk: So... Geoguesser
jolly_does_art: I think I'm going to head to bed now. I will see y'all on the VOD! lrrHEART elfunkHeart johnlo1Heart
SlyTQ: here me out, play the sims 4 Kappa
SlyTQ: heAR*
Zebunisher: apparently this a *known* bug with no 100% fix
RebelliousUno: is it broken
manfred909: night @jolly_does_art elfunkHeart slytqHeart lrrHEART johnlo1Heart
wicker_knight: Minecraft Spleef tournament?\
Dryhad: The Sims Battle Royale Kappa
Lord_Hosk: So... the sims 4 battle royale
Dryhad: ^5 Hosk
TheWarbo: Density time
SlyTQ: make everyone from lrr, let them do what they want, lock them in a house
Mox_Hagdorm: Geoguessr?
Domomaru: oh hey james, what's your favorite dinosaur?
dr0ne00000: Sims battle royale would be awesome
omdorastrix: Geoguesser, but people are placed in increasingly smaller areas and must guess where they are...
Zebunisher: restarting steam helped some people fixing this
TheWarbo: The T Rex honks tbqh
manfred909: I kinda want to do that know so thanks TQ
Mox_Hagdorm: Pubgeoguessr?
xantos69: The sims already is battle royale.....I have 10 sims in the pool. I put a ladder back in when only one is still alive.
yalc321: Trex may honk, but its arms are too short to slap @TheWarbo
lighting_bolt_123: <message deleted>james close the computer for like 10 mins and restart the game dued
SlyTQ: you are welcome Manfred
wicker_knight: Simsbase, Day 3: Cori appears to have procured a Banana costume from the ether and is attacking anyone who enters the basement. Ian and Alex are attempting to craft a jackhammer to escape
Angreed66: When pubg betrays James everybody loses.
Deltoran11: I went to get food... what happened? Did something explode?
RebelliousUno: Battle Royale Satisfactory
wicker_knight: Simsbase, ay 10: Cam appears to have made contact with the sentient AI running the house. The meeting was not cordial
TehAmelie: what's this Google Stadia? anyone heard of it? sounds like Phantom meets, well, google
Questhere: the one more curse is real
JoeKim: i'm glad i left
kassy_13: same adam same
JoeKim: and the game broke
Rockario: Have the main tenants arrived?
yalc321: #BlameJames
JoeKim: RIP
Trymantha: @TehAmelie it was annouced only like 5 hours ago but it seems to be a streaming based console
dr0ne00000: JoeKim's fault
TheWarbo: Yeah we've been talking about Google Stadia on the Discord. The general consensus is....heavily skeptical.
manfred909: well fuck
omdorastrix: Everybody out of the pool?
fiftymcnasty: Nice new background
RebelliousUno: New Booth Who Dis
IgnisDeus: cool background bro
dr0ne00000: is the animated fire from the PUBG server farm?
Zanzabar_: so you can joint a normal game with a teammate but it wont let us out of the custom lobby either
CrazymattCaptain: the booth is sparking
TheMerricat: Wonder if they started an hour early.....
Zanzabar_: join*
Zanzabar_: were stuck in custom lobby purgatory
xantos69: Can Funko just host and everybody join that?
TehAmelie: a "gaming platform" that's independent of any. . .hardware? do they think people will stream internet into their brains in the near future or what?
cuttlefishman: Get a pizza
yalc321: Soooo, Apex Legends?
kassy_13: sucks that adam installed for nothing
Zanzabar_: it times out at some point i think
wicker_knight: @TehAmelie it's google so...yes?
cuttlefishman: Did Adam get BP points from Roll up the Rom?
lighting_bolt_123: <message deleted>maybe we can just watch funkos stream
Trymantha: @TehAmelie think of something like a chromecast for games
TheWarbo: It's basically "what if we did Spotify and Netflix but for video games," so far as I can tell
wicker_knight: more likely they're shopping out for someone to buy the hardware and put it on a console
yalc321: Q.Q
kassy_13: restart steam?
Mox_Hagdorm: Aww
lighting_bolt_123: all I said was funko
CrazymattCaptain: over or move on to something else?
lighting_bolt_123: jeez ok
JoeKim: @lightning_bolt_123 it's cross promotion
lighting_bolt_123: ohhh
JoeKim: now you know
Juliamon: It's not okay to suggest other streamers while the stream is live
Amentur: Also funko's not on. It's his weekend
DrWreckage: ROAD QUEST
kanimaras: roadquest :x
JoeKim: RQ
Blasteg: why not both
Unas84: RoadQuest, let's do it!
kanimaras: get to work!
kassy_13: road quest
SK__Ren: Road Quest
Mox_Hagdorm: Hmm
cuttlefishman: Or you can voice over roadquest... on stream?
Blasteg: Record it on stream 4Head
RebelliousUno: on one hand road quest
yalc321: Why you got to hold that over our heads like that?
wicker_knight: road quest live?
manfred909: RQ
Deltoran11: I... think I vote Road Quest
RebelliousUno: but on the other hand the other thing you said
ContingentCat: wait what
malc: record voiceover for GeoGuessr
Mox_Hagdorm: What would YOU like to do, James?
manfred909: bye James
Zebunisher: RQ it is!
CrazymattCaptain: road quest
Pteraspidomorphi: Can we bargain for 3?
omdorastrix: Context!
TehAmelie: but when we kill people it makes the policemen flustered and stern
Yawnmon: Tough but fair
cuttlefishman: Send Beej in to play PUBG
Mox_Hagdorm: I'll laugh so hard if that does it
JohnLonnie: Thanks for the games!!
cuttlefishman: while you voice over
ContingentCat: it doesn't work if you say it
lighting_bolt_123: ok lets do this!
Zanzabar_: the lobby should time out after 20 mins or so right?
dr0ne00000: I agree with @cuttlefishman have Beej take over
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh man I am looking forward to Sekuro
kozguy: So here's the plan: we kill the batman
TehAmelie: one question: is there anyone around who could jump in with a bonus stream, and why are they not working on Road Quest?
Zanzabar_: thanks james!
62MGcobra: elfunkSad
Frankenfruity: Poor Adam reinstalled PUBG
Deltoran11: It's ok
kassy_13: thx
cuttlefishman: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JohnLonnie: Thanks!
Dryhad: elfunkSad
Amentur: Thanks for trying, James lrrHEART
Questhere: kthxbai!
Blasteg: next up is talking sim right?
Blasteg: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: LEGO: Star Wars) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:23 from now).
Deltoran11: We understand it's not in your control lrrHEART
withr: Will you update the events page?
xantos69: Since there won't be a stream anymore....Does anybody want to join in on Discord and do a quick game together?
freshmaker__: have fun with RQ
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Deltoran11: Bye
tyranidd1: was fun, cheers james!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Deltoran11: Have a good one everybody
RassilonDND: guess I missed the whole thing.
Amentur: PUBG broke so it had to end at the halfway point, RassilonDND
espn_trev2: I missed it?
Zanzabar_: ill play a couple Xantos69 theres some of us on discord join in!
TehAmelie: so yeah, streamed games. not to sound like an old but philosophically i really disagree with that. if i wanted to enjoy ephemeral arts i'd have taken up dancing instead of games
Decaped: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: LEGO: Star Wars) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:19 from now).
Gen2Gengar: The stream is already over?
Juliamon: Technical difficulties forced it
Juliamon: PUBG super broke
Gen2Gengar: Ah ok
TehAmelie: the battlegrounds. . .have been brought to ground
TehAmelie watches some One Day at a Time on Netflix, oblivious to the irony