Decaped: !next
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Diabore: !NEXT
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DentedPockets: !next
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Znazl: !next
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thesurfaceofthemoon: !next
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Welbog: Help I'm a Torontonian in Seattle and I'm scared of this time zone. Everything is at he wrong time!
TheManaLeek: It's okay, we still exist in the correct time back here
Welbog: Thank Trudeau for that
TheManaLeek: Justin be with ye
SnowBuddy18: it's true, Toronto still exists in the correct time
Deltoran11: I'm Toronto adjacent... does that count?
Welbog: Yes
Welbog: The grocery stores here sell beer. This is weird.
Welbog: I'm scared and confused.
Solipsody: It's actually easy to adjust. Just remember that whatever time you'd do something in Toronto, in Seattle it doesn't matter because you can buy beer at the grocery store.
Stoffern: Toronto confirmed to be a place in spacetime
SnowBuddy18: some do here now too, to be fair
laozi3: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard controller!er ! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Fog of Love) at Wed 06:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Solipsody: Always did in Quebec.
Deltoran11: Yeah, you can get booze at Walmart here now... but it is still strange
Welbog: The nice man at he store didn't know how to read my ID for my birthday.
SnowBuddy18: lol
Deltoran11: Lol
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy, fellow boozehounds!
Welbog: Ahoy, eh?
Solipsody: Who drinks more than sailors?
DiscordianTokkan: Did they not understand the right and proper D/M/Y?
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Welbog: Signal!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL
BloodnBullets: lrrSIGNAL
Deltoran11: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SnowBuddy18: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: What timing!
Nigouki: woooooo, i'm no late
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! 2:30 left, which is just enough time to go snag some Watching Beer
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Rockario: Ooo, I don't think I've heard this one before
Rockario: Or at least not this intro
Deltoran11: Mmmm, beer
Solipsody: Wait, what time will this start for @Welbog ? Should we wait for him?
TheManaLeek: This game is so good
HesGotNoPants: I has no video has it started
SnowBuddy18: yes
TheManaLeek: It's a playground for improv and roleplaying
Rockario: 🚨🚨🚨
chaostreader: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Welbog: @Solipsody I'm already now, whenever, it was later earlier this aftermorning.
Solipsody: Oh good.
Welbog: thx
korvys: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #4127: "I love it when they scream like that." —Leelee [2017-03-25]
Mowdownjoe: katesAir katesAir lgwWoof
colonelcustard2000: HEYO
thrythlind: how do people put chats on their subscriptions?
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL
nightwingmisthawk: Got here just in time! This game is so unique!
Deltoran11: It should pop up at the top of the chat @thrythlind
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ben and James are live with this evenings AFK! Tonight we’re playing @FogOfLoveGame! We’re gonna date each other so good y’all. Come hangout and watch! | 📷 ||
EscherichiaCole: I can't wait to see which one wins dating!
SnowBuddy18: mcdmGo mcdmGo mcdmGo
josh_le_crafter: !quote reuben
LRRbot: Quote #4585: "Luck is a game of skill." —Reuben Bresler [2018-01-05]
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korvys: @thrythlind Depending on what platform you're on, there's a button to share your subscription (after the first month), and it will ask for a message, if you want.
asddsa28: thank youu!!!!!
control_rig: <3
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Karfsma778: Two years! Finally!
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silvalunae: oh nice haircut ben
Welbog: #lovejames
Papperslappen: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
korvys: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #4093: "Left ear's where the love is" —Ben [2017-03-08]
ThePerrBearr: OH, THIS GAME
phorrestgaze: lrrHEART benginHeart <3 benginHeart lrrHEART
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: my first resubbing!
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A_Dub888: #bames
DoodlestheGreat: Will you invite us to the wedding?
TheManaLeek: Pro tip, if you play this with an SO make sure it's clear you're playing characters. Pro. Tip.
Evandill: #Jen
Znazl: just remember it's all roleplay <3
phorrestgaze: will this be another 6/9 wedding?
Welbog: You've made a lot of shipper very happy this day.
ArcOfTheConclave: SHIIIIIIIIP!
Kamotetop: vohiyo50
KartoffelKaiser: Bones, skins, etc
red_shoes_jeff: B O N E S !
Nigouki: Wyrmwood Gaming, A KINGDOM OF BONES!
silvalunae: bones, skins, teeth?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !wyrmwood
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NimrodXIV: S K I N S
korvys: !findquote fog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
nightwingmisthawk: Slap the table
shadowypenguin: good enough
nightwingmisthawk: Sorry, slaps the table
RealGamerCow: those table tiles are rad.
ArcOfTheConclave: the Chrocanole (spelling?) board.
chaostreader: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #171: "I'll leave it on the love nugget." —Beej [2015-04-28]
SnowBuddy18: the bones of beasts and the skins of trees
Lettuce_Toast: The tiles are wild!
Lettuce_Toast: It's a tower o' tiles for dice, counters, chips, cards etc
phorrestgaze: it's whatever game tray you need
Solipsody: @ArcOfTheConclave Crokinole. Chrocanole is the time-travel version.
Gascitygaming: "handsome woods" the name i danced under in college
Deltoran11: Wouldn't that be Chronokinole?
Meyari: They have a special spell slot tracker one
RuiFaleiro: This board game is great.
Vampiricsloth: lrrFINE
Solipsody: @Deltoran11 It also works in a canoe. That's the travel part.
Alness49: Surgeons and Sutures
stardirt: bighowTOOT
SnowBuddy18: 23
control_rig: Don't think about
red_shoes_jeff: STOP THAT JAMES!
control_rig: Stop
phorrestgaze: Toy Story 4 trailer today looks good
LadyGrey21: that doll is the same age as me...
Evandill: 23... I'm 23. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ThePerrBearr: probably butter
s0lesurviv0r: "hello fellow youngsters"
RomanianMyEscutcheon: #send James to gaol.
Hqueso: Wow. I'm old enough that that kind of thing has stopped making me feel old.
TheManaLeek: It's a parked domain :(
SnowBuddy18: 23, I'm less than 23
Mowdownjoe: Suddenly, chat opens their browser to
ThePerrBearr: how about no?
phorrestgaze: It's got a picture of toast with a heart shaped butter pad
control_rig: Don't actualyl do that
Pteraspidomorphi: Created in 1997
TheManaLeek: The price just went up due to the traffic spike
stardirt: I played this at Gencon 2017.
Pteraspidomorphi: They're never letting go of it
ReydienOnline: Butterwood?
red_shoes_jeff: Is that the sequel to Trombone Toss?
control_rig: Fancy
korvys: Kickstarter to send James to Vegas to play Roulette with other people's money :P
TheManaLeek: Wow. Two butter household.
Stoffern: decadent
ThePerrBearr: sometimes you need warm butter for baking
KartoffelKaiser: can we not talk about james covered in butter and hardwoods? this is a family stream
r_craddz: Not
EuropaEquation: in southern california, there's only like 2 months of the year I can leave butter out
stardirt: Isn’t this a Walmart online exclusive game?
TacitusVigil: I can't believe it's not James! Kappa
TehAmelie: i have margarine and some kind of omegae-3 rich sandwich solution, so, no butter
EuropaEquation: so it lives in the fdridge forever
Eklinaar: No wonder James doesn't want to build Butter Road. He hoards it all at home.
RuiFaleiro: @stardirt Yes.
Deltoran11: I have a... dairy... thing, so I have margarine too
DaMullet14: A unique game, like keyforge?
dtrain_67: Does it have a secret tunnel?
DiscordianTokkan: WYRMWOOD gaming! The Butter of trees and the butter of beasts!
josh_le_crafter: Two butter Turner
korvys: @quote James
DiscordianTokkan slaps table
Pharmacistjudge subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
Pharmacistjudge: Will James save you from Serge, Ben?!? Will he?!?
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SnowBuddy18: will there be kiss RP?
boristhewizard: Steamy yugioh? I'm in.
korvys: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #730: "Dude, YOU'RE tilting?" —James [2015-09-24]
TheManaLeek: It's co-op, but like, secret co-op attempting to make the other person realize your needs/goals
Znazl: world peace
Evandill: Or taking characters from stuff in some weird fanfic
Welbog: [Shipping intensifies]
josh_le_crafter: !findquote butter
LRRbot: Quote #5116: "In the grim dark future of mine o'clock there is only butter." —RebelliousUno [2018-06-27]
Karfsma778: TWO BUTTERS
CobaltShurikenReborn: TWO?!
phorrestgaze: I've got 3 kinds of butter... but mostly because I forget if I have butter.
Welbog: I need an adult!
nightwingmisthawk: So scandalous!
control_rig: NC-17
TheManaLeek: Steamy situations may arise
red_shoes_jeff: Ben's dating Famous Youtuber James "Two Butters" Turner!?
stardirt: Walmart online exclusive seems like the kiss of death. They told us at Gencon that there would be tons of expansions however 🤷♀️
RuiFaleiro: I hope they played the tutorial before, though it's a very good tutorial.
TehAmelie: so this fog is some pheromone mist?
NimrodXIV: I have one kind of butter... and I think it's expired
MaladyDark: I use "buttery" flavoured nuttelex. I used to use imported butter though
Welbog: No, Ben!
eatenbyagrue1988 cues the Marvin Gaye music
RuiFaleiro: But the tutorial is very... not-random.
Eklinaar: Ben speaks to the youth demographic
Welbog: Bad Ben!
Karfsma778: Cinemax
the_one_and_only_kim: !findquote trains
LRRbot: Quote #5291: "All aboard the not-bleeding train!" —Kathleen [2018-08-27]
kimmiekoneko: don't tell your parents how old you are
CobaltShurikenReborn: skinemax
Znazl: war?!
Pharmacistjudge: Fog of War?!?
boristhewizard: 12 year old watching Mad TV with the volume turned down real low
TheManaLeek: Fog of War? That turned fast
TokenMickus: war?
ArcOfTheConclave: How do you do, fellow kids?
Xafty: "if you are under 17. dont tell your parents" thats cool, my dad thought i was 16 on my 15th birthday
nightwingmisthawk: Ben why?
colonelcustard2000: WARRRRRRR
Pharmacistjudge: Love is a battlefield I guess
control_rig: Pffft. Youngsters. In my day we watched the scrambled chanels
matufin0: all fair in love and war guys
chaostreader: New quote?
ThePerrBearr: the french channel at my house had some.... shows after dark
Eklinaar: Love, uh, what is it good for
DaMullet14: Love can bloom, even on the battlefield
CamelAttack: Fog of War?! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
josh_le_crafter: love, war... what's the difference.
TehAmelie: but can love bloom on a battlefield?
Coricket: Wait, Ben can play this game? He’s old enough?
TheManaLeek: This tutorial game is so good, it's one of the best learning methods
RuiFaleiro: Ah. The tutorial.
Diabore subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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warpspeed365: I read on Twitter frog of love on Twitter and now I feel lied to
seth_erickson subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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HesGotNoPants: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Board Games
DiscordianTokkan: This stream is17+, which just lets the babies out there know how cool they are for watching. What up you cool babies. (or whatever the MBMBaM line is)
Nigouki: all aboard the Drama Deck
seth_erickson: does that mean this game is key forge like
TheManaLeek: A second game is highly recommended
matt9215: evening yall
Mystaira: That's a long tutorial thorlarLUL
ChaoticObserver subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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RuiFaleiro: No, only the tutorial is heavily scripted.
SnowBuddy18: so everyone ready for a 3 hour game?
korvys: What up, 4K overheard :P
Znazl: get comfy
korvys: Ben giving James the D there
kinkerbelle: Is this... a visual novel board game?
Riandisa: Good chip sounds
control_rig: The QUALITY of these components is amazing
Evandill: @kinkerbelle Kinda sorta actually
control_rig: Love the chip sounds
TheManaLeek: @kinkerbelle You're not wrong
SnowBuddy18: extra virgin? like olive oil?
TehAmelie: you can flip the picture 90°? wait, that's not revolutionary
CobaltShurikenReborn: so its a dating sim vs board game?
Armstrong11139: @TehAmelie But it is rotationary?
TheManaLeek: The chips are weighted, they're so good, seriously good production on this game
ContrarianKing subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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silvalunae: o//u//o
Dr_fragenstien: aww U///U
m0nkeyrama: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie If it keeps flipping 90° it's revolutionary is though lrrBEEJ
Welbog: James always goes first in relationships.
ulexarX: Is this stream going to have a "kiss you fools" count?
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
DerPilsner: he blew us off
TokenMickus: *blush*
m0nkeyrama: Wooow
Znazl: WOWD:
control_rig: Gasp!
boristhewizard: We belong to Adam, Mind, body, and soul
phorrestgaze: we're not in a relationship, he's just a flirt
m0nkeyrama: benginCry benginCry benginCry
BloodnBullets: lrrAWW
ArcOfTheConclave heart breaks
Dr_fragenstien: he whispered, we can't hear him Kappa
CobaltShurikenReborn: we are the collective, we are legion
josh_le_crafter: :(
KartoffelKaiser: James pretended to give us love PogChamp
nightwingmisthawk: Ah thank you James.
Going_Medium: But... we napped together.
josh_le_crafter: lrrAWW
tergonis: you can't just toy with our feelings like that
HesGotNoPants: which one of you is the proud independent black woman that dont need no man
josh_le_crafter: Ya can't just play us like a fool turner!
ulexarX: Yes! Boys!
Znazl: GayPride
control_rig: Too real
CobaltShurikenReborn: real life
silenceaux: Can't get no (da na na)
Pharmacistjudge: I can't get no satisfaction?!?
TehAmelie: one relationship? it is a dating sim!
fishmanfishfish: oh hell yes they finally changed it to not be heteronormative
TacitusVigil: @Pharmacistjudge So you are, in fact, getting some satisfaction?
HesGotNoPants: @josh_le_crafter careful hes a proud independent black woman that dont need no chat
fishmanfishfish: about time
Pharmacistjudge: of course, I generate it
TacitusVigil: Nice
DaMullet14: fishmanfishfish are you referring to an earlier edition of the game>?
tergonis: so is Kathleen here as a boss fight?
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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TheManaLeek: I have the original Kickstarter edition, it was never heteronormative
TehAmelie: can you have more than two players by the way? lrrAWESOME
RuiFaleiro: The only thing that changed was the box cover. From the beginning you could have played either color as male or female.
TheManaLeek: Unless it was in a prototype
josh_le_crafter: (ten satisfaction points)
Papperslappen: very satisfied
RuiFaleiro: One expansion does have something like that, with more people.
fishmanfishfish: yep! they had pretty strong opinions about it at PAX Unplugged 2017, i guess it turned around
TacitusVigil: @tergonis I hope Kathleen is here to host this as a de facto Now Kiss!
CobaltShurikenReborn: unrealistic!
Dr_fragenstien: I'm -1 satisfied right now
tergonis: yus
korvys: Still a little binary, but that seems more due to the 2-dimensional nature of cardboard, so I can't really fault that :P
Pharmacistjudge: so you can't declare war when you hit -10 satisfaction?
josh_le_crafter: This is gonna have a non-zero amount of innuendos
TehAmelie: heeh a poly expansion seems like the best move for this game
Eklinaar: The boss fight is that one of you realizes you'd like to get involved in polyamory and the other doesn't want to.
KartoffelKaiser: I have definitely been in relationships with negative satisfaction though
DaMullet14: so you can't get no satisfaction?
TacitusVigil: So how many of use were shipping James and Ben together this entire time?
Welbog: #namesjames
korvys: Bames
control_rig: I wish Kathleen was here to be table friend.
TehAmelie: i think James has been married longer than Ben has been in the crew. . .
TheManaLeek: A table friend spectator actually does add a little something to this game
TheManaLeek: But it's purely spectating/commenting
korvys: Binding comes later *wiggles eyebrows*
silvalunae: @control_rig irl now kiss x'D
control_rig: @silvalunae Exactly!
TheManaLeek: It Ben.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
NimrodXIV: off
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
silvalunae: oh ben baby
SnowBuddy18: lol
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
NimrodXIV: *oof
Fruan: Big Mood
Znazl: it's best not to
Welbog: It's not you It's James
control_rig: Wooooow
DiscordianTokkan: OOF the big mood
JustChrisWood: It Ben.
ninja_theory_ashrams: relationship + competition = :/
TehAmelie: so you play this relationship with the cards close to your vest?
Evandill: oof
KartoffelKaiser: TIL I am ben
Mowdownjoe: lgwUhuh
m0nkeyrama: I mean
HesGotNoPants: @silvalunae does that mean they gotta "have hot coffee"?
m0nkeyrama: That also tracks
Pteraspidomorphi: Wow
control_rig: Oh no James
DaMullet14: So... yes?
TheManaLeek: Wow
CobaltShurikenReborn: 2/3
kinkerbelle: I don't think that's you at all.
DiscordianTokkan: WELL
KartoffelKaiser: oh jeez
DerPilsner: wow
NimrodXIV: no. not James
Fruan: That is also James, yes
red_shoes_jeff: Yep, that's James.
SnowBuddy18: wow
tergonis: it's not Not James
Evandill: Not really
kamelion84: lrrWOW
CoffeePrincess: I'm here I'm queer, I'm only a little late!
Eklinaar: This stream is getting too real
Dr_fragenstien: certainly the right one
Badchop: It's 2/3rds of James.
DiscordianTokkan: Big Mood the Game
control_rig: Remember: These are not YOU
CamelAttack: Its sorta James.
DaMullet14: I thought this was roleplaying
control_rig: These are characters
Pharmacistjudge: secret...James is just not that into you...(yet)
biosomniac: what was ben's traits? I was tabbed out
kinkerbelle: Three occupations, just like in 2019!
kinkerbelle: Oh, or select one, that's fine too.
OriginalGarwulf: So no revealing the location of the Maltese Falcon? There goes some of my fun...
silvalunae: @HesGotNoPants is that code for something dirty o.o (I haven't actually gotten to watch a lot of now kiss bc work ;a; )
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Your secret traits are... revealing and at least honest
Znazl: streamer/video production and it will go too far
josh_le_crafter: Is there an "internet entertainer" job
EscherichiaCole: Wow you get to have only one job? what is this the 1950s?
Eklinaar: three occupations, ah yes, this must be the millennial edition
SnowBuddy18: is there a streamer occupation?
phorrestgaze: how about wrong secret information? Wow , I didn't even know ben could be a traitor in this! benginTraitor
red_shoes_jeff: Why do they all say "Twitch Streamer?"
silvalunae: is james a yandere?
Znazl: WOW
Dr_fragenstien: oof
Nigouki: oooooh boy
TacitusVigil: OH NO
DiscordianTokkan: WOW
KartoffelKaiser: Living off of only one job Kreygasm
TheManaLeek: Ooh, sounds scandalous
Dr_fragenstien: too real
control_rig: Oooooh boy
413th: this is quite the relationship
sekunder: yessssss
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: OH YES
ThePerrBearr: so, ben is actually ben
JustChrisWood: Oh noes
Evandill: Spicy
m0nkeyrama: They're perfect for each other
DiscordianTokkan: Those fit so well for the traits also!
CobaltShurikenReborn: IVE READ THIS FANFIC
BloodnBullets: so much paparazzi
silenceaux: pa pa pa paparazzi
fishmanfishfish: at least the kids are going to get into good colleges
arcaneIllumination: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
kinkerbelle: non-governmental politicians. yes.
korvys: That matches his traits, at least
Dr_fragenstien: it could be small government, like secretary to the mayor
silvalunae: @CobaltShurikenReborn oOo do you have a link
Pharmacistjudge: I am a office politician
Pharmacistjudge: run for president of your office
HesGotNoPants: @silvalunae there was a mod for grand theft San Andreas called "hot coffee" where that happened
ArcOfTheConclave: Tonight on TMZ, you won't beleave who were seen together
silvalunae: tv politition maybe
TacitusVigil: Vote Alex Initiative for the Prime Minister of LRR
CobaltShurikenReborn: @silvalunae nope, i am not a link saver, i just kinda stumble, binge, then move on
phorrestgaze: maybe he plays a fireman?
KartoffelKaiser: "Politics" tends to be directly related to governance, but it doesn't have to be federal, or state or provincial. You can be on the local education board.
Brok3nGol3m: plays a fireman on TV
TehAmelie: you could be a city councilman literally no one who doesn't know you personally knows exist
ApodoNuevo: Criminal and security guard though!
EuropaEquation: I'm prettu sure this relationship ends in a divorce and a disgraced poitician after a sex dungeoin related scandal
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: this is a fireworks trainwreck extravangza we hate to want
silvalunae: @CobaltShurikenReborn ah, thanks anyway ouo
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun what tv show? what politician?
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silvalunae: @HesGotNoPants that sounds really cute ;o;
LegionLoyalist: Why doesn't it just say "both players draw 5"?
kinkerbelle: @TehAmelie That would describe ... most city councilmen, I think.
korvys: Ben, tell us about your TV show!
TheInnsanity: just started watching... so are James and Ben dating?
TehAmelie: yeop
KartoffelKaiser: @EuropaEquation I'll second that prediction.
SnowBuddy18: @LegionLoyalist because order matters
TacitusVigil: @korvys Isn't Ben one of the stars of My Two Dads, or was that someone else?
control_rig: Hot
josh_le_crafter: HAWT
EscherichiaCole: Shoulders so wiiiidddeee
HesGotNoPants: @silvalunae it was super explicit think the God of war lamp game, but you watched the whole thing
EJGRgunner: Is this a legacy game or just a really in-depth tutorial?
silvalunae: shoe size, nose size, and eyes
korvys: @TacitusVigil Oh! I think you might be right!
m0nkeyrama: This game is kinda cute
CobaltShurikenReborn: big shoulders are hot, so thats some realism
ninja_theory_ashrams: dat James look at "broad shoulders"
JustChrisWood: Playable Tutorial
Dr_fragenstien: is he a game show host?
control_rig: You don't say
electroswagnetism: Ben playing Brian Blessed
Mowdownjoe: WE'RE HEEEERE
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab
korvys: First Adam, and now Ben? James has a type :P
Eklinaar: yesss bears confirmed
Pharmacistjudge: don't say butt don't say butt...
ielzee: james the choochoo train
red_shoes_jeff: benginFingers
phorrestgaze: that voice, IT'S SO BIG
NimrodXIV: swole James
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: I noticed you when i you tore off shirt at a rally
Kaprak: This is a wonderful game. Though I'll be frank, don't play it with a newer partner.
NimrodXIV: gettin spicy in here
JustChrisWood: So James is Arnold Schwarzenegger?
m0nkeyrama: This is like a game of compliments atm LUL
TehAmelie: has Ben been lifting or something by the way? i haven't noticed that chest before
TheInnsanity: when does Ben become the traitor?
m0nkeyrama: Oh baby 👀 👀
CobaltShurikenReborn: omg
korvys: Bendroom eyes
Znazl: [lenny face]
SnowBuddy18: LUL
ChaoticObserver: I mean, good for a TV star
Dr_fragenstien: i9s bem playing adam? LUL
silenceaux: Give it time, chat.
A_Dub888: benginTraitor
TheManaLeek: There actually is a secret traitor scenario in this, where you actually want to break up
JustChrisWood: @theinnsanity Give it a moment. lrrBEEJ
silvalunae: i ship it
TheManaLeek: But that's a later game scenario
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: So James is Teddy Roosevelt?
Kaprak: Seriously this needs to be played by lots of different parings across all of LRR
silvalunae: wait. . . is ben just forrest gump rn?
boristhewizard: "I love how you sell out your moral compass for money "
CobaltShurikenReborn: LUL
electroswagnetism: bruh
TheManaLeek: @Kaprak Agreed!
Skudd: lmao
phorrestgaze: President of Snorsh, where that's legal and encouraged.
kinkerbelle: Toronto's mayor?
TacitusVigil: Aww, thought James was Tabaré Vázquez for a moment there.
korvys: Getting swole and blazed
red_shoes_jeff: Canadian politician. Got it.
Eklinaar: the president of the local dispensory conglomerate
JustChrisWood: L E G A L I Z E I T
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kinkerbelle: (it's already legal!)
TheInnsanity: BENdroom eyes
Brok3nGol3m: are the 60s old fashioned yet?
SnowBuddy18: he was still wearing his hippy clothes from the 60s
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: So Ben runs a dating show?
Kaprak: @TheManaLeek I would literally kill for Cam and Kathleen. Or Serge and literally anyone but I'll settle for Graham
TheManaLeek: @Kaprak Heck yes! This game has so much play
TehAmelie: please never say "Bendroom" again xD
Going_Medium: Is Tie-Dye considered "old fashioned" now?
TheInnsanity: dem BENdroom eyes ;)
DaMullet14: Kaprak I had to scroll up for context, and had to assume you meant you'd kill on Cam and Kathleen's orders, and like... fair enough.
CobaltShurikenReborn: tie-dye is still used by sport teams fundraisers so i think not @Going_Medium
JustChrisWood: Off topic, I watched the “Bob Ross Art of Chill” stream, and my copy of the game arrived today.
Znazl: CoolStoryBob
TehAmelie: in my headcanon the blue tokens are viagra
incredulouspasserby: Wait, I came in late, is this a legacy esque game? Why the instruction cards?
TheManaLeek: Perfectly balanced muscular stoner
TheInnsanity: "smoke weed and be swole"
TehAmelie: the pink look like iron supplements but there's probably some more exciting possibility
silvalunae: balanced, everything in moderation
TheManaLeek: @incredulouspasserby It's a build in tutorial
Znazl: more roleplay with multiple scenarios
KartoffelKaiser: Look at Matt Riddle. Or Rob Van Dam
RealGamerCow: weed infused protein shakes exist.
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: There is a fine line between self care and self destruction
red_shoes_jeff: @silvalunae Including moderation!
TheManaLeek: @incredulouspasserby Future games would be randomized, but this game is scripted
boristhewizard: @RealGamerCow Bruuuuuuuuuhtein Shakes?
KartoffelKaiser: Matt Riddle got kicked out of MMA for doing too much weed. It's definitely a thing
TehAmelie: scripted tutorial games should be more of a thing
m0nkeyrama: There's a spot on the board for secrets :o
TheManaLeek: This was really one of the first, along with Root I think to do the scripted tutorials
TheManaLeek: But it's such a good design
Mysticman89: those all say "or more" after them yes?
RuiFaleiro: Ben should cancel out his green tokens going in opposite directions.
TheManaLeek: @m0nkeyrama They're like trap cards kind of
m0nkeyrama: Oh neat @TheManaLeek seabatTROG
EscherichiaCole: "James" and "Ben"
TheManaLeek: Or sometimes a bonus if your secret is never uncovered
silvalunae: so you guys are like cupids?
DaMullet14: Bames and Jen
phorrestgaze: Neb and Semj
Barrylocke: Lemmie guess, they grabbed it while it was on clearance on
josh_le_crafter: Serge
PantomineX: Oh! It's a smaller MonsterHearts?
stardirt: Yo, the base game is on DEEP discount right now on the Walmart site. Only $10.
phorrestgaze: Baaj
TheManaLeek: I'll reiterate that, if playing with an SO, you are **playing characters** :D
phorrestgaze: Beej
josh_le_crafter: beej
Diabore: fluffy bumpkins
IgnisDeus: dickbutt
electroswagnetism: Blunter S Thompson
Znazl: KEVIN
silvalunae: of course kevin
CobaltShurikenReborn: not nog?
Welbog: Butter Churner
m0nkeyrama: Kevin!
TehAmelie: Turnip Tornipson
ArcOfTheConclave: Kevin!
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Ok, so God Like individuals involved in their lovelives? So grandmothers
LegionLoyalist: Kevin the shark?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The menace?
Barrylocke: Yup @stardirt . It was originally 50
Mystaira: It's always Kevin. XD
ninja_theory_ashrams: Reginald P. Farnsworth
RealGamerCow: Kevin Dennis sounds like a hockey player.
Diabore: never trust a man with 2 first names
Rockario: Devin Kennis, got it
SnowBuddy18: Butt Buddy Bob
Lettuce_Toast: Does ben just call everybody kevin?
Znazl: ooo weee
josh_le_crafter: Kevaan
HesGotNoPants: is Kevin a dog?
Plasterboard: Kevin DeNiis ?
Barrylocke: Wow, he really thought this through
ninja_theory_ashrams: KVN is the worst
m0nkeyrama: Kevin is everything
Going_Medium: is kevin a shark?
mastershake29x: i miss house m.d.
Dr_fragenstien: I would watch that
silvalunae: he just lucks out to how he cures the patient
Kaprak: Ben is really good at improv tbh
TacitusVigil: So, kind of the Office?
sekunder: he's the one they call Dr goodstuff, he's the one that makes you feel all stuff
fishmanfishfish: so it's Scrubs
LegionLoyalist: He's normally busy trying to eat the raft
stardirt: The expansions are half off too.
ArcOfTheConclave: that sounds amazing!
LegionLoyalist: Auerillus
TehAmelie: i was also thinking JD
JustChrisWood: Ben’s written a spec script, I’ll bet.
TacitusVigil: No, wait, Michael Scott is actually kinda good at his job. Nevermind.
Welbog: Marcus Dunsgate!
korvys: #Karcus... or #Mevin
TheInnsanity: do they gatekeep guns?
Stoffern: Dunsgate 2020
Brok3nGol3m: well, we know what the scandal will be named
CobaltShurikenReborn: oh gosh, legacy politicians...
JustChrisWood: Of the New Hampshire Dunsgates?
DaMullet14: #Marvin
TheInnsanity: oh, DUNSgate
phorrestgaze: MAkes scandals harder to name, Dunsgate-gate really didn't take off.
Kaprak: @korvys Both of those sound very Scottish
korvys: Or yeah, #Marvin
TehAmelie: although in the end JD becomes such a good doctor he can diagnose non-hodgkin's lymphoba by smell
Evandill: The Double D's lol
silvalunae: how old are your characters oOo
SnowBuddy18: he makes sure your weed plants are the proper height
TehAmelie: +spelling
MalBeam: Mevin if it works out... karcus if the relationship fails
Skudd: Dennsgate?
frostfeuer: Dunnis'
phorrestgaze: Dennisgate
TheInnsanity: change it to dennisgates
LegionLoyalist: The Double Ds
red_shoes_jeff: Dennisgate!
Welbog: Dunsnis
Rockario: Combine the names into Dennis-Gates?
yourangclan: !updog
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NimrodXIV: Double Ds :D
Texan_Reverend: Double Ds
Stoffern: Well...your characters ARE literaly made for each other
fishmanfishfish: gonna give each other the D
chaostreader: @justchriswood they have a rivalry with the NewEngland McEgdelords.
Rockario: "Dennis, I gotta say, I'm Dun with this Gate"
SoldieroFortune: The Dunsgate-Dennises sounds like an FC name...
red_shoes_jeff: On second thought, that sounds like a Dennis The Menace scandal of some sort.
josh_le_crafter: Dang, I thought the "kevin" would be spelt wierdly
Kumakaori: ooh! this game!
HesGotNoPants: is gay marriage legal in Canada? does Canada have a providence that is fighting it like Tennessee
korvys: !findquote read
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ChaoticObserver: This seems like a lot to rebuild every time when you play
yourangclan: Ben AND James? And they're in love???
yourangclan: oh boy.
SnowBuddy18: @HesGotNoPants it's been legal for over 10 years, not really fighting it much
TheManaLeek: @ChaoticObserver You only do the scripted game the first time
red_shoes_jeff: @HesGotNoPants Legal across the board.
TheInnsanity: oh God, are they trying to decide where to eat?
HesGotNoPants: ty both
TheManaLeek: It goes much faster after the first game
ChaoticObserver: oh, ok
RuiFaleiro: You don't have to rebuild it exactly unless you want to replay the tutorial.
silvalunae: HARD B
TheMandrew: Chat, i feel like we should petition to have Kathleen "play" this game as she would on Now Kiss
josh_le_crafter: Markus, or mark f9r short
DiscordianTokkan: Fall in love with James and Ben all over again
RuiFaleiro: And the cards all have numbers in the corner if you want to do that.
red_shoes_jeff: K A R A O K E !
yourangclan: Absolutely karaoke
yourangclan: Windmill slam, come on
KartoffelKaiser: pls no karaoke i cannot sing
Znazl: i do wish Kathleen was the table friend
SnowBuddy18: you are fully N-Sync?
JustChrisWood: Most people can’t sing karaoke. Doesn’t stop them.
electroswagnetism: if you match, you're drift compatible
yourangclan: Dibs on Mr. Brightside lrrBEEJ
red_shoes_jeff: @KartoffelKaiser That's the point!
Karfsma778: S P R I N G
DiscordianTokkan: Ben windmilled karaoke at least!
EscherichiaCole: It is spring so
silvalunae: woooo kareoke
HesGotNoPants: @snowbuddy18 james seems more backstreet
KartoffelKaiser: @red_shoes_jeff I don't mean I'm bad at it, I mean it makes me very uncomfortable. Not a good date.
saucemaster5000: So excited to catch this stream! My partner and I have been bringing this to board game nights and showing it off to people, a great spectator game.
TheManaLeek: @saucemaster5000 I was saying a table friend would work great with this
yourangclan: @hesgotnopants He does strike a figure that can seem larger than life
CobaltShurikenReborn: this tutorial structure is brilliant
saucemaster5000: @themanaleek yup! We have a player who has played sit and help the others through the rules while others watch and laugh
yourangclan: So when do we get a competitive league like the Highlander one? lrrBEEJ
TheManaLeek: @saucemaster5000 Nice! I've only played a couple times, I need to get it to the table more
KartoffelKaiser: I am super digging the scripted tutorial. This is so much better than jumping in the deep end, and everyone is just confused.
Robebero: hey, sorry i know its stupid and probably rude, but my dog needs surgery and im trying to raise money for it, does anybody mind if i put the link in the chat
SnowBuddy18: @HesGotNoPants as long as Kevin loves him
glitched_goddess: I can’t wait to see how long it takes them to bang
Lettuce_Toast: @Robebero Twitter and Reddit is likely much better for this
HesGotNoPants: I kinda hope they dont click
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Robebero I'm sorry that your dog is not doing well, but this is not an appropriate place for that.
Robebero: can you send a link for reddit i never even opend reddit
yourangclan: @glitched_goddess afk speedruns incoming
RealGamerCow: This seems like a "play it a few times" kind of game. Tutorial is doing okay, but it is a lot.
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TheManaLeek: The second game definitely runs better once you've done this lesson
TheManaLeek: I believe this lesson game is also truncated a little bit (I think you play fewer cards?)
ChaoticObserver: And now the game truly begins
IbunWest: Dating...START!
ninja_theory_ashrams: "You're not the imaginary person, that I started this fauxmance with"
Znazl: woah
CobaltShurikenReborn: OOF
silvalunae: cold as ice
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yourangclan: James just MURDEROUS
m0nkeyrama: Hmmmmm
kimmiekoneko: off to a great start
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
KartoffelKaiser: DONE
JustChrisWood: Wot?
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: The police? I mean the FIRST DATE?
CobaltShurikenReborn: POLITICIAN LIAR
KartoffelKaiser: OUT
silvalunae: this is. . . oof
yourangclan: Good start
phorrestgaze: VoteNay
EscherichiaCole: Wow marcus coming on strong
KartoffelKaiser: This is the reddest flag
silvalunae: he was on his phone first, then shot into this
CobaltShurikenReborn: first phone, now this
Going_Medium: Don't do it Ben!
tergonis: nope right out of there
Znazl: might second date, this game jumps through time constantly
red_shoes_jeff: THAT'S what you LEAD WITH!?
phorrestgaze: lrrSIGNAL
Mystaira: Always
KartoffelKaiser: This man is going to get you perjury charges
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT
ChaoticObserver: He's a politician after all
Mystaira: nkoCOP
NimrodXIV: nope nope nope
silenceaux: Remember that last thursday night, everything was FINE
ThePerrBearr: IF the police ask. it's a hypothetical
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: FIREFIGHTER!?
Tripleyew: "I'd like to establish this relationship on a firm basis of bad behavior"
glitched_goddess: Acab. Lie for your boy.
HesGotNoPants: I might have killed my wife, but good news now I'm single, for you
silvalunae: lrrFINE lrrHERE
cheetoJack: If the police ask, I was with you Thursday, and my name is Lars Gerhardt and I was never here.
KartoffelKaiser: Ben no
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: First date: commit purgery
Welbog: But when do they smoooooch!?
ulexarX: Ben play the choice token
korvys: benginTraitor
saucemaster5000: Interesting first date...
KartoffelKaiser: @cheetoJack lrrFINE
BloodnBullets: @cheetoJack lrrFINE
Diabore: kevins gonna get his heart broken
KartoffelKaiser: kevins gonna get perjury charges forget about a broken heart
Welbog: James is a terrible datesmith
Tripleyew: Sure, but Marcus will *totally* come visit Kevin in prison, after that perjury conviction, right?
HesGotNoPants: @kartoffelkaiser he likes muscular guys, he lies to the cops, he'll find a jail
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Of course they'll be cellmates
KartoffelKaiser: ^
TacitusVigil: Ooooh, Eyes Wide Shut party.
CobaltShurikenReborn: A is the obvious tv star choice
KartoffelKaiser: This ends with them touching butts in a jail cell doesnt it
EscherichiaCole: Yes you know the street story tellers like every city has
HesGotNoPants: @kartoffelkaiser not both butts
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooo
control_rig: Aw Ben
TheManaLeek: The trick here is you pick choices based on the traits you need to meet, which your partner needs to examine to try to guess what you're trying to get
Doomdiver68: @kartoffelkaiser of course
Znazl: What a start
dm818: Wow Marcus is the worst
JustChrisWood: Going great
DaMullet14: This relationship is doomed
ninja_theory_ashrams: bickering already
CobaltShurikenReborn: yikes, END THIS TOXICITY
Rhynerd: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: James is disappointed BibleThump
control_rig: Ben you're too precious for this
silvalunae: this is going. . . "well"
Skudd: This relationship is off to a great start
Hqueso: Time to start game 2!
m0nkeyrama: Sorry, Marcus
HesGotNoPants: @dm818 agreed
silvalunae chringing
lleat10: God I love this
JustChrisWood: I’ve quit better relationships than this.
KartoffelKaiser: ^
NimrodXIV: "well"
Bionull: Played this before. Game has a weird tension between what you know will win and what is appropriate to the character.
Tripleyew: Can we try to hook up Kevin with someone who will treat him better?
seth_erickson: its better than any relationship I've ever been in
Pal_Friendpatine: @bionull I thought about that being an aspect
CobaltShurikenReborn: @seth_erickson you ok, buddy?
HesGotNoPants: get beej he'd take care of kevin
TheManaLeek: Yeah you can't exactly treat the game like a pure roleplaying experience, you kind of have to let the story play you to an extent
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
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thraximore: cant have a worse relationship if you've never been in one *taps forehead*
seth_erickson: the joke is I've never been in a relationship though that didn't come through did it
ninja_theory_ashrams: "oh, you thought we were dealing with your situation, no, we are dealing with mine"
HesGotNoPants: call him fat
CobaltShurikenReborn: call him thicc
justwhatever_idk: Is this just an elaborate form of the players involved proposing to each other
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This is great
phorrestgaze: "they'd look better on my floor" isn't on the card
JustChrisWood: The relationship isn’t going to end well, but until that happens, the naughty times are going to be *epic*
Pal_Friendpatine: @themanaleek I would definitely play to get the best balanced personality numbers and whatever satisfaction I’d need
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: "Does this fit?" This question is double loaded
glitched_goddess: Oh god it’s the classic trap
Bionull: I do like that some of the endings specifically require your partner to be unhappy. Relationships are for winning!
control_rig: Well there was the lying to the cops thing
DiscordianTokkan: This is a great roleplaying podcaster/streamer training game
silvalunae: tbh this is about how well a blind date would go in my head
m0nkeyrama: Well, this sure is going well LUL
red_shoes_jeff: This game really needs Kathleen and Jacob doing a running commentary.
HesGotNoPants: he's lying to the cops Dennis better put out
TheManaLeek: Yeah the relationship goals are wild where sometimes you need to be the dominant and be more satisfied than them
Pal_Friendpatine: “Pass” I’m going to use that on a date some day
Kaprak: This relationship is founded by lies and MArcus wanting the perks that come with knowing a fake doctor
Fruan: Damn paparazzi!
ArcOfTheConclave: it's the paparazzi!
CobaltShurikenReborn: D
Hqueso: TMZ gets a scoop!
silvalunae: D!
Tripleyew: Awkward prom pose! Awkward prom pose!
Karfsma778: D!
Mr_Horrible: uh, D, not close
EscherichiaCole: Jump in the air jump in the air!
DiscordianTokkan: D would be great
KartoffelKaiser: 100% D
CobaltShurikenReborn: high school music this bitch
Twilight_Spark: This board feels daunting.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ain't going to be D
red_shoes_jeff: Give 'em the D!
kimmiekoneko: don't you forget about me
Dr_fragenstien: I know I would want macus to hold be from behind
KartoffelKaiser: :I
HesGotNoPants: jump
Papperslappen: hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
m0nkeyrama: So compatible LUL
silvalunae: don't y-- @kimmiekoneko dangit you beat me to it x'D
Mr_Horrible: Dammit Turner!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nailed it
yourangclan: About right
Evandill: LMAO
JustChrisWood: Freeze Frame!
TacitusVigil: Is there a relationship at this point? Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: these two people are so incompatible.
NimrodXIV: guys, just go home ow and delete each others' number
Diabore: this relationship is a trainwreck
RebekahWSD: Oh god
Mr_Horrible: lrrWOW
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah I’d have a hard time not playing for the points I need and the like
silvalunae: wait what did they pick i missed it ;a;
JustChrisWood: Who the hell set these two up?!
CobaltShurikenReborn: yikers, batman
rogerivany: Don't fight Dads.
HesGotNoPants: james is trolling
cloneblade: Does stopping the game end the relationship?
SnowBuddy18: this is great
Kaprak: These are two people who want entirely different things, and kavent realized what the other person wants yet. It's beautiful
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there's something really fun about watchin-g this crash
TheManaLeek: @Pal_Friendpatine That's how you're supposed to play really, but while also identifying what the partner needs
KartoffelKaiser: Look, just...both of you agree that there's not gonna be a second date and you can just both go home
m0nkeyrama: Soooo.... is this when one of you leaves? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: THAT'S a quote. "I'm a much more serious man than that Kevin. Wait. *checks* Yeah, Kevin."
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: This is a trainwreck between a fireworks freight and a refridgerator car
Dr_fragenstien: the date might be going poorly now, but you'll look back on this and laugh.
Pal_Friendpatine: Flipping the board does @cloneblade Kappa
MarbasVI: Propably parents forced them into that relationship because it works that bad Kappa
TheInnsanity: I wonder if there's a fail state
silvalunae: i mean, this is kinda reading like a lot of old fanfiction i've read in the past
justwhatever_idk: no clip into Marriage
ninja_theory_ashrams: this is the honeymoon phase...
dm818: I shook hands with my girlfriend at the end of our first date
Diabore: i assume james is picking based on "lol, why not"
TheManaLeek: @TheInnsanity There are fail states, and in some games breaking up is someone's goal
Znazl: @dm818 lewd
Tripleyew: @TheInnsanity I think we may be watching the fail state
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KartoffelKaiser: Honestly, I'm more concerned that these decisions are being made independently and in secret, rather than conversations being had between two people who are trying to cooperate (not from a gameplay standpoint from an interpersonal standpoint)
thraximore: @dm818 I've done that
DiscordianTokkan: Nah. Not noclip into marriage. Savescum into marriage
Kaprak: You need to figure out the implicit goals of your partner, and pray you have some overlap]
TheManaLeek: Or change your traits when you have a chance to make them overlap
KartoffelKaiser: The one thing you don't want to do is try to speedrun marriage.
Dr_fragenstien: what does it mean NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: Triple rainbow 👀
silvalunae: triple rainbow all across the sky!
yourangclan: Stomp at the staircase and shoot up to moving in together
DiscordianTokkan: All the way across ALL skies
red_shoes_jeff: ALL ACROSS THE SKYYY!
JustChrisWood: So intense.
DiscordianTokkan: What DOES it mean?
yourangclan: Ah yes, the sequel to Deep Impact, this time there are two asteroids
m0nkeyrama: Awww
silvalunae: "kevin" is alergic
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TacitusVigil: @yourangclan There were two asteroids in Deep Impact
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
silvalunae cackles
Znazl: LUL
phorrestgaze: Ben's fantasy
NimrodXIV: :D
KartoffelKaiser: The DREAM
DiscordianTokkan: I think I like this game, because I never metacommentary I didn't like lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: poor Ben
justwhatever_idk: Is the OTP Marvin or Kevcus
Mystaira: katesLol
JustChrisWood: I love Kevin trying his best to make this work.
m0nkeyrama: Kevin gets to breathe deeply when walking outside :o
Karfsma778: LUL
korvys: Kevin loves SPRING!
Hqueso: Kevin also loves squirrels.
Papperslappen: Birches, Kevin loves birches
Mister_Dee: Double Impact, with JCVD
Tripleyew: Kevin is running around outside, snorting pollen off cars...
yourangclan: @tacitusvigil How embarrassing to admit I've never actually seen Deep Impact
ninja_theory_ashrams: need a stunt Kevin for flower field running
silvalunae: @justwhatever_idk double d bc Dennis-Gate
Going_Medium: Kevin has a pet parrot, and all its pointy bits don't bother him at all.
dm818: all of those are really over the top for first date
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Dr_fragenstien: living out your wildest fantasies: not being miserable in the proximity of another living thing
TacitusVigil: @yourangclan S'ok. I couldn't help myself. Also, I think technically it was a comet, and they split it in two. :D
justwhatever_idk: @silvalunae very nice
silvalunae: eue the chat came up with it tbh
TheManaLeek: Technically this is just a relationship that exists, it's not meant to be a first date
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phorrestgaze: that's, like, 100 lips
TheManaLeek: Just early in a relationship
Dr_fragenstien: projecting much? KappaPride
Karfsma778: Dennis Marcus
DiscordianTokkan: How DO we solve a problem like Maria?
yourangclan: @phorrestgaze Ah, the worst Fist of the North Star move
KartoffelKaiser: @phorrestgaze that's as many as ten tens.
m0nkeyrama: So close LUL
RebekahWSD: Ohno
kimmiekoneko: have they matched on ANYTHING so far?
00gogo00: what is this game?
silvalunae: you guys are not very in sync
Evandill: So close
HesGotNoPants: hes a gold digger ben!
TheManaLeek: @00gogo00 Fog of Love, romantic comedy the game
JustChrisWood: Schadenfreude!!!!!
silvalunae: he wants a bouquette of marijuana
yourangclan: @kartoffelkaiser and that has an unknown value
KartoffelKaiser: @silvalunae yo
justwhatever_idk: "you *should* be"
Evandill: "readfy"
yourangclan: Well, we did excellently so far
cloneblade: Chapter 2 is a different date with a new person right?
HesGotNoPants: @silvalunae custom 50 buds
IbunWest: I mean this is accurately simulation every romantic comedy I've ever seen.
silvalunae: many flavors
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Less "moving" to chapter 2 and more "Careening haphazardly"
TheManaLeek: These are the true goals being revealed now
Mr_Horrible: Objective: Find and kill Superman
TheManaLeek: It's a cool system where you have like 5 goals, but as the game progresses you have to discard some, resulting in a final goal for the end game
TacitusVigil: Can we grab the House on the Haunted Hill book, mix this up a little? Kappa
phorrestgaze: no items, final destiny.
Brok3nGol3m: fate locked
RebekahWSD: That's...concerning, they're bound together no matter what D:
silvalunae: final destination music plays in the background
thraximore: Fox only @phorrestgaze
seth_erickson: this game kind of reminds me of the once upon a time card game
TheManaLeek: Future games can introduce goals where someone secretly wants to end the relationship
Pharmacistjudge: wow I just read a review of this game where the person said "Playing 'Fog Of Love' Made Me And My Husband Break Up"
JustChrisWood: Plot says this garbage fire of a relationship continues.
TheManaLeek: @Pharmacistjudge I can see it :D
silvalunae: when you try to write a plot behind your PWP
RebekahWSD: Here I was thinking of playing with husband, @Pharmacistjudge and that makes me nervous
TheManaLeek: If playing with an SO you *must* identify you're playing characters
thraximore: ^
silvalunae: if you understand the difference between game and real life you'll be okay
RebekahWSD: I did meet husband while playing a Call of Cthulhu rpg, I think we get "It's a character" down.
DiscordianTokkan: Honeymoon is OVER
DiscordianTokkan: :O
TheManaLeek: @RebekahWSD Highly recommend this then! :)
silvalunae sNRK
thraximore: helluva honeymoon
Znazl: Really?!
Evandill: Yeah because I can easily imagine when that line is fuzzy, and uh.... for a game liek this it could get messy.
m0nkeyrama: "Really well" 🤔
RebekahWSD: "really well"
electroswagnetism: time for this relationship to go from Oof to Yikes
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, I'd put the relationship *in* a well
Spacecarl: uh oh
RebekahWSD: A deep deep well?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
JustChrisWood: With varying definitions of “well”
justwhatever_idk: James is going to pick A to Troll Ben
silvalunae: like the well from the ring
m0nkeyrama: I don't think this game understands good connections LUL
Pharmacistjudge: @RebekahWSD the review says "That’s my verdict: in order to play this game, you need to leave your emotional baggage at the door. You may have been a happy couple in real life, but now you’re two strangers on a blind date, falling in love for the first time. How closely you buy into that scenario is the biggest factor into whether you’ll fall head over heels for Fog of Love."
Evandill: C for real
HesGotNoPants: a well with no rope
electroswagnetism: James pls
DiscordianTokkan: @KartoffelKaiser This relationship is a "Well, actually..."
TheInnsanity: are dom and sub two of the destinies?
Gekyouryuu: This is going really.... well......
RebekahWSD: Hmm...could do well then!
cloneblade: James picks so fast!!
Bionull: @Pharmacistjudge If you actually read the article it turns out to be clickbait. They broke up in the game.
Znazl: LUL
RebekahWSD: I'll at least suggest it to husband
Mr_Horrible: TURNER!
phorrestgaze: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
KartoffelKaiser: TURNER
Ryenji: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyyy
kimmiekoneko: marcus wtf
DiscordianTokkan: JAMES.
Papperslappen: lrrJUDGE
haliberdk: FeelsBadMan
justwhatever_idk: I knew it
m0nkeyrama: The James Turner Heel turn LUL
Karfsma778: J A M E S
red_shoes_jeff: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
justwhatever_idk: I called this
silvalunae: TRAITOR
RebekahWSD: Marcus is *oblivious*
thraximore: James is winning
Mr_Horrible: Poor Ashley
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Marcus "sandbag" Turner
JustChrisWood: Womp womp
Znazl: Marcus thinks its going well LUL
Evandill: TURNER
The_Voices: ben is salt
Namelylight: so James is the traitor now
KartoffelKaiser: James "Intentional Sabotage" Turner
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dunsgate*
silvalunae: so james is the traitor now?
Friedent: Is ben dating a troll?
red_shoes_jeff: DUMP HIS ASS, KEVIN!
DiscordianTokkan: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
cloneblade: James is not taking this game seriously
Hqueso: Are they playing a fantasy add-on, because James is playing a troll.
Mystaira: I thought you would have known that before you started playing, Ben. LOL
glitched_goddess: If you have a good connection, then y’all must be on uhf.
JustChrisWood: Kevin can do so much better.
josh_le_crafter: The politician is an asshole?!
KartoffelKaiser: I didn't know this game had a betrayal mechanic Kappa
phorrestgaze: is there a traitor card? can he be here to gaslight his destined love?
yourangclan: lul
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: "We're not in jail." = "Going well"?
TheManaLeek: @phorrestgaze Not in this scenario, but yes, there is a goal to breakup in future scenarios
red_shoes_jeff: Kevin, honey, you can do SO MUCH BETTER.
Friedent: Kevin is the hero of this story. He's not going to win.
silvalunae: we're going to cry over Kevin aren't we
justwhatever_idk: Kevin *knows* he can fix him
silenceaux: Marcus is just really interested
TheManaLeek: There are cards called Secrets specifically
nightwingmisthawk: I’m gonna have to watch the VOD. Missed so much. ;(
HesGotNoPants: just talk to the cops and get a better man
silenceaux: and a little daft
JustChrisWood: Billed as a romantic comedy. Becomes a romantic tragedy.
johkmil: Never tell which destinies you have!
DiscordianTokkan: Things like this make me realize how/why people have OPINIONS over fanfiction
Mr_Bitterness: Destinies are secret
yourangclan: This story ends in 3-foot grave
TheManaLeek: Destinies are super secret
red_shoes_jeff: Kevin, sweetie, GET OUT.
RebekahWSD: This story ends up with them both on the run from the FBI
HesGotNoPants: @yourangclan why shallow?
RealGamerCow: DiscordianTokkan I was thinking the same thing.
KartoffelKaiser: I hope this story ends with Kevin in witness protection
silvalunae: "Hey kevin, could you burry this-- it's, uh, my dog!"
thraximore: riddled with holes.
Nigouki: into the sunset of an FBI ambush?
kimmiekoneko: that's not how bonnie and clyde ends
EscherichiaCole: yeah that is how bonnie and clyde ended
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Or Thelma and Luoise
JustChrisWood: Bonnie and Clyde, or Thelma and Louise?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Kevin isn't really feeling this right now
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justwhatever_idk: "Why do you think this relationship is going well"
silvalunae: oh wow, markus, entitled af
JustChrisWood: “That” = “All of Marcus’ shit.”
silvalunae: this is going to be the only one they match on
yourangclan: @hesgotnopants Marcus steps on a shovel leading to a serious accident, panics, and drops the husk in the forest
HesGotNoPants: double b
silenceaux: this seems very meta
m0nkeyrama: So uh.... is this the second date?
cloneblade: Incoming match bois!!
thraximore: they're totally going to match :)
Mashamino: is this suddenly a Prisoner's Dilemma?
Pharmacistjudge: i say double b
Mr_Bitterness: This one is a Prisoner's Dilemna
silvalunae: i kinda want a double b =u=
Evandill: This is going to be the one time they match
matufin0: this is the 1 time they match
JustChrisWood: Yup
DiscordianTokkan: Bonnie and Clyde is the Good End and Thelma and Louise is the Bad End, right?
Mashamino: enigmaLUL
Mr_Horrible: this will absolutely the first match
HesGotNoPants: first match is double b
TheManaLeek: @m0nkeyrama Each of these cards is a scene in a relationship, not really a first date, second date thing
red_shoes_jeff: B
m0nkeyrama: Gotcha
silvalunae: double b -clap clap clapclapclap-
Papperslappen: Nice chip asmr
m0nkeyrama: I was going to say, that card seems pretty early to say love
KartoffelKaiser: If you have a prisoner's dilemma situation in *any* date consider your options.
justwhatever_idk: If you find yourself in a prisoner's dilemma in any non prison environment you might be having problems
silvalunae: maybe role play a bit of it out? o.o get more of a read
TheManaLeek: LOL
m0nkeyrama: well
Ryenji: lol
m0nkeyrama: LUL
thraximore: BEN
RebekahWSD: Ohno
Evandill: LMAO
MarbasVI: xDDD
DiscordianTokkan: Whoops
red_shoes_jeff: BEN WHY!
JustChrisWood: Whoops
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a surefire way to not match
Kaprak: Beeeeen D is not A
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: welp
justwhatever_idk: "I want the D"
JustChrisWood: lrrJUDGE
yourangclan: Nice job Ben
RebekahWSD: He picked D. "Take off in a flying saucer and never return to Earth"
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyy
silvalunae: so. . . hate screw in the bathroom?
NimrodXIV: LOL
KartoffelKaiser: LEWD
DiscordianTokkan: D is not A is now the same as 1 is not Zero
Mystaira: katesLol
Camail: conciliatory hand job
haliberdk: Well, that escalated a bit
Mysticman89: oh the ole hate handjob. professional.
DolGrenn: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
justwhatever_idk: "This'll get him to shut up for a few minutes"
Mr_Horrible: diffuse the tension w/ sexual favors
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: This is magnificent
CobaltShurikenReborn: its like a mental hand job to say they are right
yourangclan: reading the letter explains the letter
glitched_goddess: Option C: Put It In
KartoffelKaiser: @Mysticman89 the old hatejob
AGiantRoach: gotta fight to get that make-up
JustChrisWood: *sigh* “Fiiiiine...”
cloneblade: Wow ben is so unsatisfied with this relationship
lleat10: This stream is a holy gift from the great god Darwin
Bionull: This is pretty much exactly how the tutorial went for me. I had the politician and tried to make the partner as unhappy as possible.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm not sure why i find this so funny
josh_le_crafter: Have they gotten any positives yet?
TheManaLeek: I bet James got a lewd one :D
cloneblade: This is a real Dom/Sub kink going
Znazl: it can get super real
Mister_Dee: Fifty Shades of James?
Karfsma778: OH NO
Kaprak: Kevin seems like such a good boi and Marcus is a bit of a dick
Mr_Horrible: "I'm seeing your ex on the side"
justwhatever_idk: Fifty Shades of Blame
KartoffelKaiser: This is not a healthy Dom/Sub relationship. I'm still stuck on the "please lie to the police" situation.
Spacecarl: where somebody gets axe murdered
EscherichiaCole: Still time for ben to be the traitor
yourangclan: My shallow grave scenario is looking better and better
DiscordianTokkan: @SydPreviouslyHeadache This is why people watch Real Housewives I think
HesGotNoPants: @mister_dee he is clearly abusive
RebekahWSD: Earl oh my god that takes me back
red_shoes_jeff: "Where I can kill you in peace, and get the fuck on with my life."
Kaprak: Good old Goodbye Earl
TheManaLeek: This gives Ben a bit of info on what goals James could still have
josh_le_crafter: Kevin's murdering markus here
RebekahWSD: Dominant. Heh
Bladinus: no witnesses eh? benginTraitor
m0nkeyrama: No witnesses seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: sneakreeets
Tripleyew: "Well, Detective, Marcus said he wanted a quiet walk through the woods and that was the last time I saw him... by the way: are you seeing anyone?"
JustChrisWood: He’s already lied to the cops once!
Evandill: This is definitly not a fantastic relationship
josh_le_crafter: so, he would lie about seeing marcus dead in the water
RebekahWSD: They went to the deep end, then realized they should probably be asking questions first lmap
HesGotNoPants: @josh_le_crafter they can break up before killing
KartoffelKaiser: for once *Ben* is the one making it weird.
TheManaLeek: He's not dead
RebekahWSD: Holy shit
tergonis: super not dead
m0nkeyrama: Dinner with the ghost of a living person LUL
Znazl: WOW Ben
TheManaLeek: But there is a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead
Evandill: Nope
DiscordianTokkan: Pauly Shore's CARRER is dead
KartoffelKaiser: He's not dead. Are you going to kill him?
RealGamerCow: just his career
red_shoes_jeff: *Isn't he...?*
Mysticman89: Maybe kevin knows something we don't know
JustChrisWood: Dead to the world, maybe.
EscherichiaCole: Ben has secretly killed Pauley Shore
yourangclan: There's a movie titled Pauly Shore Is Dead
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Not Late Pauly Shore
justwhatever_idk: He's still stuck in theBio-Dome
dm818: "live"
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Marcus killed him of course
KartoffelKaiser: The ghost of Pauly Shore's career.
Kaprak: Aww no biodome shoutout
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: OF COURSE
TheManaLeek: Pauly Shore is Dead was made by Pauly Shore, it's...mildly entertaining
TacitusVigil: Is Biodome Ben/Kevin's secret shame? Kappa
HesGotNoPants: honey I need you to kill paul shore so I can bone his ghost
Aztren: Biodome was a great movie and no, i do not take critisism
JustChrisWood: Oddly specific kink, that.
josh_le_crafter: The point gap in the satisfaction is really telling
TacitusVigil: Also, I vote to clip that whole Pauly Shore thing :D
m0nkeyrama: Oh well then
yourangclan: @aztren do you take unconstructive compliments?
Znazl: or visiting
KartoffelKaiser: WHAT
EscherichiaCole: opps whooops
m0nkeyrama: Happy marriage!
RebekahWSD: Well
DiscordianTokkan: "Remember when we had that date and I asked you to remember in case the cops called? Weeeeellllllll there's this Pauly Shore thing............,,,,,,"
red_shoes_jeff: HONEY NO!
josh_le_crafter: OH GOD THEY'RE MARRIED
Evandill: uhhhh
Aztren: @yourangclan yes, i love the attentin
KartoffelKaiser: Maybe they're "in-laws" of a previous relationship?
NimrodXIV: Kevin, no. You could do better
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Marcus sounds like a voyeur
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
silenceaux: Maybe you got married... But not to each other
justwhatever_idk: Who attended the Wedding
RealGamerCow: oh, this is a real thing that happens
HesGotNoPants: gun point drive thru marriage
JustChrisWood: lrrFINE
yourangclan: @aztren I'm really impressed with your ability to be more wrong than most people can manage
justthorne: I've never shipped that, but....I'm down for Bames
josh_le_crafter: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RebekahWSD: Yeah, my mom hates my husband. It''s just great
JustChrisWood: @justwhatever_idk Robb Stark
Kaprak: Secret woodlands weeding!
Hqueso: Kevin is cheating. That's what the in-laws are mad about.
johkmil: “In-laws” of your non-married partner?
josh_le_crafter: We need a kathleen lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
cloneblade: Tutorial card?
yourangclan: @aztren just kidding, of course. just couldn't contain the joke. lrrHEART
Kaprak: Oh, no bullshit Cam and Kathleen would be fucking great at this
silvalunae: are the secrets. . . in a tunnel?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Marcus has a secret
yourangclan: I want Adam and everybody.
josh_le_crafter: It's a counterspell
TheManaLeek: Reactions are like counterspells
RealGamerCow: RebekahWSD My sister-in-law's parents hate her husband, and have often said "Why didn't you marry someone nice, like your sister did". With me in the room. It certainly is a comfortable and not horrible thing
thraximore: in response I return an island to my hand to play Daze
electroswagnetism: Marcus' secret is that he's the modren man
Znazl: *crying into my hands* goes on the stack
JustChrisWood: “I have a response...”
KartoffelKaiser: In response, I activate my Sensei's Dating Top...
TheManaLeek: Often just like, calling out your partner's bullshit :D
josh_le_crafter: Adam dating sim is strong
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: josh_le_crafter Love the enthusiasm! I don't think all those all caps are necessary ;)
johkmil: Dating control deck?
josh_le_crafter: sorry!
DolGrenn: James played Willbender, I'm calling it
Fruan: Was that a Muscle Wizards joke?
justthorne: @KartoffelKaiser OMG, Sensei's Dating Top is my new Grindr name!!
electroswagnetism: It's always Willbender
RebekahWSD: There's a reason I don't visit my mother and stepfather often, @RealGamerCow . My stepfather is worse about it. He's called my husband chicken wing. Husband has a physical disability that makes his left arm non functional. So that
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: josh_le_crafter all good :)
Znazl: its random lengths
KartoffelKaiser: @justthorne happy to be of service.
josh_le_crafter: Also, In response "I top"
EscherichiaCole: How long have we been in the woods!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jesus
thraximore: listen: kevin dennis has come unstuck in time
TheManaLeek: Second game's way better
Kaprak: It's' a series of vignettes
AGiantRoach: i love my parents but man I don't let them treat my partner badly.
yourangclan: 5
justwhatever_idk: Kevin and Marcus met in a Ninth Dimension Time Dilation Portal and experience all realities of their relationships
EscherichiaCole: This is Groundhog day isn't it
Ironfistofglee: @DiscordianTokkan no thats when time is FLEETING
DiscordianTokkan: @Ironfistofglee DANG. I need to study the fundamentals again
yourangclan: James goes into control hunch watching for the Force opportunity
saucemaster5000: I try not to play counter spells in my relationships.
Znazl: oh yeah babe
Kaprak: Dilly Bars?
CobaltShurikenReborn: THE D
josh_le_crafter: It's the D
thraximore: a hatejob
HesGotNoPants: @ironfistofglee madness takes its toll
Dr_fragenstien: D
Mr_Horrible: Stabs : Not stabs
m0nkeyrama: Oh my, breakfast in bed Kreygasm Kreygasm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a knife
silvalunae: the D!
josh_le_crafter: Gottem
red_shoes_jeff: B U T T E R !
RuiFaleiro: Only one butter? pshaw.
NimrodXIV: which butter? Kappa
Kaprak: Dilly Bars in Bed?
electroswagnetism: A) The D B) The D C) The D D) The D
Ironfistofglee: @HesGotNoPants thats the ticket !
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: C for sure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww Mr_Horrible beat me to it
josh_le_crafter: Bacon, and "sausages"
RebekahWSD: Creme bruele (sp) :O
Evandill: I would do a lot of unsavory things for breakfast in bed.
ArcOfTheConclave: Chinese noddles!
AGiantRoach: james picks C right?
CobaltShurikenReborn: where are the sexual options!?
TheManaLeek: Ben needs to only choose D from now on out
JustChrisWood: Spam spam spam baked beans spam spam, and spam.
RealGamerCow: James "Two Butters" Turner
KartoffelKaiser: I mean there's no sex stuff on that list which surprises me.
Karfsma778: WOW
silvalunae: let's play hide the sausage ouo
thraximore: ONE TIME
Obsolete2885: D vs U
josh_le_crafter: The D!!!!
TheManaLeek: The Chapter card has a choic
HesGotNoPants: e ben naked covered in butter
Ironfistofglee: the "not in a chapter" means its when its a chapter card choice
TheManaLeek: These are scenes, not chapters
Kaprak: No that means chapter cards I think
RuiFaleiro: Not a choice on a literal chapter card. This is a scene.
DiscordianTokkan: °U°
cronatos: this game is adorable.
nightwingmisthawk: I agree with @ruifaleiro
thraximore: they have to cheat in order to match
KartoffelKaiser: That's shockingly wholesome.
justwhatever_idk: He's learning to be less of an asshole
JustChrisWood: It happened!
yourangclan: In response I exile a red card to cast Pyrokinesis
silvalunae: he wanted the D!
josh_le_crafter: Ben is playing this character really cute
electroswagnetism: he wanted The Full English™
AGiantRoach: paul knows whats good
m0nkeyrama: A rare match! seabatTROG
cloneblade: James had to force a card just to match...
Evandill: and then after you bought him the french toast he realized the error of his ways
justwhatever_idk: He wanted the D, but in the end, he chose the C, for Cock
KartoffelKaiser: I too am done pretending that breakfast and desert are different things
yourangclan: I think it was creme brulee FLAVORED French toast
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, I'd like the one James chose more than creme bruleé for breakfast
Mystaira: Creme brueakfest
RebekahWSD: I would be very concerned how my husband managed to make a creme brulee himself
MalBeam: did ben increase kevin's satisfaction for the breakfast?
Kaprak: Paul gets the Dilly Bar in bed!!!!!
josh_le_crafter: umm
JustChrisWood: Oh good god
yourangclan: but I dig where your head's at
justthorne: @electroswagnetism The Full English would include uncut sausage
Evandill: B!!
ninja_theory_ashrams: joint bank account already? RED FLAG
yourangclan: Oh this is gonna be good
electroswagnetism: @justthorne :^)
HesGotNoPants: you better get b ben
Kaprak: Remember they're married guys. This is vignettes throughout time
thraximore: Marcus gonna fund a trip to New Guinea
JustChrisWood: Marcus is a politician. You know he’s going to be shady af.
HesGotNoPants: hes gold digging
josh_le_crafter: Is marcus just gonna conning this poor boi
silvalunae: @ninja_theory_ashrams there was a card that assumed marriage tho
m0nkeyrama: They're already married, a joint bank account isn't odd
cloneblade: @ninja_theory_ashrams a card before mentioned fighting with inlaws so apparently they are married
KartoffelKaiser: Well, they might be married? I really have no idea how this game is laying out the relationship.
josh_le_crafter: ahahaahaah
m0nkeyrama: oof
RebekahWSD: Oh dear
EscherichiaCole: Have they wiffed on every single one?
KartoffelKaiser: :I
johkmil: You don’t need to be married to talk about in-laws.
yourangclan: I'm still not convinced that wasn't a set of in laws from a different marriage
JustChrisWood: Whiff
RebekahWSD: Except the one they changed after the fact
m0nkeyrama: This relationship is a big seabatYIKES
Mysticman89: someday they're legitimately agree instead of just "but wait...I did want that!"
Evandill: @EscherichiaCole Yep
silvalunae: it specified a fight with inlaws tho
josh_le_crafter: The most dysfunctional relationship
KartoffelKaiser: They didn't wiff on the one they cheated to match!
KartoffelKaiser: But yes they've wiffed every other time
Dr_fragenstien: show me that tax returns Dunsgate!
thraximore: Marcus hiding the tax fraud as usual
Ironfistofglee: james never giving up those tax returns?
Kaprak: "plus I pay for everyhtin anyways" god DAMN
TacitusVigil: It's time for "Scenes from a hat!"
silvalunae: tbh considering he's a tv star i call bull on that marcus = =
m0nkeyrama: oh daaamn
Evandill: Personally Hard C
josh_le_crafter: I just switched from mobile, to PC. Ben's looking Great!
silvalunae: @Evandill tbh same
MarbasVI: This is gonna be nice -4 Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: C! Be your own man!
justthorne: C
Znazl: I don'
MilkInBag: James is like Adam, but different
ArcOfTheConclave: a
josh_le_crafter: Someone wants out of this trainwreck
Znazl: t know you anymore!
Kaprak: God this is entertaining. I can'[t wait to see a game without the tutorial structure.
Evandill: I'd like to find out who I am and all that.
BloodnBullets: I'm hoping to achieve A this year, I'm halfway there
m0nkeyrama: YOOOO
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
RebekahWSD: :O
EscherichiaCole: FINALLY
KartoffelKaiser: A match! PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: They naturally agreed on one!
tergonis: is that the first time they've matched?
josh_le_crafter: First try!
MarbasVI: PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Got there!
Dr_fragenstien: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Evandill: @Kaprak Agreed
JustChrisWood: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: First actual match!
yourangclan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
cloneblade: It only took 20 something years
tergonis: jeebas
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
LathosTiran: oh gods, i just noticed mouse trap behind ben
josh_le_crafter: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Evandill: @tergonis Aside form the one time they cheated, yes
JustChrisWood: lrrSACK
Ironfistofglee: gota love fog of love. i hope they keep playing another round without the tutorials training wheels on.
silvalunae: @BloodnBullets rooting for you lrrHEART
Znazl: ooof
m0nkeyrama: Oh seabatYIKES , the ex
josh_le_crafter: UMM...
Mysticman89: cheating usually ruins relationships, but apparently its necessary here.
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
RebekahWSD: "If we have one"
saucemaster5000: My gaming group kinda find this is as good a game to watch as to play... the relationships are so silly, and you can be “that friend” who sees both sides’ goals
Bladinus: katesNope
embyrr922: UHHHH
JustChrisWood: Wow.
Evandill: Big oof
RebekahWSD: I get the feeling time is mutable here
Spacecarl: presumably this isn't necessarily in order
m0nkeyrama: They're learning :o
Dr_fragenstien: or your sibling's partner's family
MilkInBag: it's evolving
yourangclan: Where's the "give me context" option
Evandill: @RebekahWSD Very mutable
EscherichiaCole: Listen Will was a jerk anyways
justwhatever_idk: Kevin's Ex, Dennis Kevin
Kaprak: Yeah this game is actually a great spectator sport. Since it builds people who are at least TV real
josh_le_crafter: No one wants that can of worms
RebekahWSD: It's just scenes from a relationship, from all possible points. Not in order?
cloneblade: Kevins Ex was a real nice guy, and now Kevin is dating a Chad
silvalunae: @EscherichiaCole tbh it seems kevin has a type so not hard to believe
m0nkeyrama: Awk
Ironfistofglee: i totaly agree there @Kaprak it works so good as spectation
JustChrisWood: Because of course Marcus would
silvalunae: oh that's why you didn't want the ex over!!!
josh_le_crafter: dang it marcus
Welbog: Marcus is the WORST
m0nkeyrama: Trust Marcus to forget his own party
RebekahWSD: Ooof the C
KartoffelKaiser: wow.
DiscordianTokkan: I guess it's important for partners to have their own separate interests..?
justthorne: Marcus is a D
Iceberg_Man: C
ulexarX: Dang, the C after the last card
josh_le_crafter: I sort of want to see the C
HesGotNoPants: he'll pick c
asthanius: Marcus got invited to a party by Kevin's ex
DiscordianTokkan: :O
asthanius: BEN
RebekahWSD: D:
m0nkeyrama: Wooooow
DiscordianTokkan: OH MY
josh_le_crafter: YES!
Znazl: BEEN
Fruan: Marcus got invited to the party Kevin's ex threw when they got dfisinvited to the first party
e_bloc: lrrWOW
corpocracy: OOF
AGiantRoach: wow BEN
KartoffelKaiser: YES BEN
Spacecarl: benginTraitor benginTraitor
Camail: Ben!
josh_le_crafter: The BETRAYAL
DiscordianTokkan: YES KEVIN
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
asthanius: THE LARGEST OOF
ulexarX: Dang, Ben is the traiter
KartoffelKaiser: Kevin get OUT of this relationship!
silenceaux: r e k t
embyrr922: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
RealGamerCow: Kevin you tramp
Welbog: He can dish it out but can't take it.
RebekahWSD: Find you a better man!
HesGotNoPants: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES benginTraitor
Evandill: I want to imagine that they end up at he same party
Kaprak: Ooooooohhhhhhh. Well Marcus has been a shitty people
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: This is what you get Marcus
KartoffelKaiser: Whoever you kissed will treat you better!
yourangclan: wait I missed it what's going on
m0nkeyrama: Big oofs
KNACC: yeah I am kinda on Kevin's side
AGiantRoach: honestly the drink ones is scarier
Dr_fragenstien: scandalous!
RuiFaleiro: Get it, Kevin!
embyrr922: Was it your ex!?
justwhatever_idk: Kevin is a Drama Queen
KartoffelKaiser: You know what I bet Kevin's ex WAS at that party
josh_le_crafter: I love this
silvalunae: we're fanfiction readers/writers so of course we're invested THIS IS INSPIRATION
immortallen: Oh yeah, I heard this is a good game.
josh_le_crafter: It's a 2 way dating simi!
Camail: susd reviewed this game, i'm excited to see it play exactly how they described
Dr_fragenstien: I really want to have a table friend just for the live reactions/commentary next time
MalBeam: oh hi marcus
Aztren: I am starting to think this is a toxic relationship
ninja_theory_ashrams: Kevin "can't remember" his co-star
Kaprak: This is a great game for chat guys. And since LRR is so personality driven there's a lot of interesting combinations
silvalunae: oh if you both picked C i would've headcannon'd you kissed each other without realizing it
KNACC: I would never write a pairing like this myself
TheManaLeek: I super hope this gets regular rotation
MilkInBag: D is heavy
ArcOfTheConclave: wow
NotCainNorAbel: well James did like things at DB
Evandill: This game is quite literally build-your-own soap opera/rom-com, it's super entertaining
electroswagnetism: I too have nightmares about 7th grade
justwhatever_idk: Marcus has to be A right
asthanius: Accidentally kissed someone in a play? How is that not on purpose?
josh_le_crafter: D is mood
DiscordianTokkan: "always not-stupid" is certainly a choice. Nobody will ever believe it, but it's a CHOICE
silvalunae: I need this game
KartoffelKaiser: None of these are embarrassing political gaffs, so i guess Marcus's work life is nice
RuiFaleiro: I do love this game, but the only two player thing keeps it out of my regular rotation.
johkmil: Are they at the stage where they draw Drama cards?
HesGotNoPants: @asthanius on the mouth accidentally
josh_le_crafter: "Never"
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Nothing you can prove
asthanius: Marcus is too stoned to remember his mistakes
JustChrisWood: I plan on picking this up at next PAX Unplugged.
TacitusVigil: Didn't he once schedule to go to a party on the night he already had a party?
Ironfistofglee: i love how you lose senserity points when you say you've never done anything stupid
KartoffelKaiser: The only dumb thing Marcus did was ask someone to lie to the police on a date.
josh_le_crafter: I mean, he is a politician
Ironfistofglee: because the boardgame is saying "yes. you are lieing about that. lose sincerity"
Dr_fragenstien: he wouldn't have gotten to the top of the homeowner association if he didn't bend the truth sometimes
TheManaLeek: @JustChrisWood Someone mentioned it's $10 on Walmart's website right now in the US
thraximore: you dont understand, DAD
silvalunae: guys there's a paranormal expantion
Camail: these other 99 people are relying on me to play!
josh_le_crafter: So, james Kappa
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Never made any mistakes, i was quite thorough in disposing of the evidence
corpocracy: This is getting too real
josh_le_crafter: It's really interesting
m0nkeyrama: The tutorial deck is super helpful
josh_le_crafter: I like this
Evandill: I'd buy this right now if I knew I'd have someone to play it with.
Ironfistofglee: yeah there are so many expansions. meet the inlaws, paranormal stuff, aliens... its great
Znazl: way too real
CobaltShurikenReborn: sure... "we"
silenceaux: I want to play this with strangers
Dr_fragenstien: "we" says the muscular one
RealGamerCow: Last Unplugged, there was like a 90 minute wait for playtesting. And they had about 10 copies going
ThePerrBearr: is it fun? it just seems like the awkward moments of dating.
TheManaLeek: Literal Ghost is one of the scenarios :D
JustChrisWood: @themanaleek Hmmm. I’ll have to look at that. WalMart has exclusive distribution for them for a while.
e_bloc: wow Marcus is real happy isn't he
asthanius: This is the most passive-aggressive move in a relationship
josh_le_crafter: The muscular one starts this, yeah
josh_le_crafter: scans
MalBeam: he did ask how he looked in his pants earlier
red_shoes_jeff: Be your own man, Kevin!
kimmiekoneko: "we're" getting chubby, uh-huh
m0nkeyrama: LUL
josh_le_crafter: my """character"""
silenceaux: shaped like a roll more like.....
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CobaltShurikenReborn: never let the world tell you that chubby isnt sexy, Chat. I'll always love you
Evandill: @ThePerrBearr Yeah, but it's like the awkward parts but with way less emotional investment like watching drama on TV
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: So this is why people watch reality TV
Hqueso: "My agent says I need more rolls."
m0nkeyrama: Whhaaaat, these two getting into a fight? Nooo 4Head
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JustChrisWood: “I’m playing a character who’s married to a JERK!”
Ironfistofglee: its totaly both things
e_bloc: holy moly
TheR676767: lol i love thiws
RealGamerCow: Yikes
HesGotNoPants: @justchriswood at this point which?
MintChocDoublin: what is james and bens ship name?
CobaltShurikenReborn: ITS SO OBVIOUS
silvalunae: do what your character would, worry about points after
josh_le_crafter: Another prisoner's dilemma
Ironfistofglee: Kevin chooses D
JustChrisWood: @hesgotnopants The lines, they blur.
Ironfistofglee: called it
TheManaLeek: :O
CobaltShurikenReborn: @MintChocDoublin The Dennis-Dunsgates'
Badchop: Oops, capslock.
m0nkeyrama: Well
HesGotNoPants: @mintchocdoublin titanic
josh_le_crafter: Jesus
ulexarX: Prisoners Dilemma! Prisoners Dilemma
DarkMorford: @MintChocDoublin, Marvin
m0nkeyrama: that one was pretty clear
Evandill: YIKES
Camail: revenge smooches are bad!
MintChocDoublin: titanic. how morbid
red_shoes_jeff: KEVIN NO!
silvalunae: ;n; poor kevin
Evandill: I mean, fair, but also buh
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: I- I- I- KEVIN FUCK NO!
JustChrisWood: Kevin has some self-esteem issues. It’s not always his fault.
e_bloc: Kevin is sacrificing his happiness
justwhatever_idk: tfw the jerk is actually right about something
HesGotNoPants: @mintchocdoublin look at how things are going
MintChocDoublin: lol
m0nkeyrama: Marcus was actually right for once :o
Adamantcheese: don't be smoochin!
silvalunae: i feel like chat is all on team kevin
Pharmacistjudge: so it is Marcvin?
Pharmacistjudge: or Kevus?
red_shoes_jeff: #teamKevin
e_bloc: I'm on team mutual happiness
josh_le_crafter: This is very engagin storytelling
Comeback323: Well because Jame-I mean Marcus is an ass
RebekahWSD: I'm going to go get ice cream and soda and curl up with it and watch this trainwreck of a relationship
MalBeam: tutorial card
Kaprak: Remember Marcus has some kind of secret too
Ironfistofglee: thats because MArcus is too much of a Chad to like him @silvalunae
silvalunae: agreed
ulexarX: I think the smooching someone else card might be a reverse prisoners dilemma
yourangclan: Pyrotechnics
phenexian: see, chat being on a specific person's side, means they're ultimately against this relationship. otherwise you need to be on both sides trying to support a healthy union
red_shoes_jeff: @ThisCatThatHasSeenGod Damn. Can I use that one?
RuiFaleiro: Well maybe if Marcus hadn't bailed on his husband's party, this wouldn't have happened.
johkmil: Don’t Kevin know the “no kissing”-rule?
NimrodXIV: uh oh
Evandill: Oh wow.
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow
TehAmelie: a little game i can't believe this chat hasn't thought up before: google "Florida man" and your birthday date. This is what i got for november 13
Bionull: And this event was why I didn't win.
Ironfistofglee: @phenexian except ... in this game there can be winners and losers of the relationship. we can be on the side of Kevin taking the "happy exit" card where he breaks up with marcus and is a better person for it
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: @red_shoes_jeff SURE
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie A friend brought that up in my Twitter and it's so good
e_bloc: okay now I'm #teamKevin
m0nkeyrama: Changing his partner's personality seabatYIKES
ThePerrBearr: James, don't make Ben CHANGE FOR YOU
RuiFaleiro: In theory we could, but you can't break up in the tutorial, sadly.
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie that's amazing. question: ACTUAL date of birth, year included, or just month and day?
EscherichiaCole: TehAmelie I started that and got creeped out when the first google suggest was my actual birthday
cloneblade: Florida man shoots Facebook Live video from inside the eye of the hurricane
DiscordianTokkan: (Mine was Florida man likes to garden in the nude, and his neighbo(u)rs don't approve )
m0nkeyrama: No more fun allowed DansGame
NimrodXIV: Marcus is a jerkface
silvalunae: noooooo ;n;
TehAmelie: whatever you want to share i guess
red_shoes_jeff: Kick his ass, Kevin! BREAK HIS ARMS AND TAKE HIM SWIMMING!
Karfsma778: rood
RebekahWSD: Kevin, run!
Fruan: You'd normally use that if you thought you had conflictiing goals. I'm not sure of the utility of just using it to hose Ben
phenexian: @Ironfistofglee absolutely, I was just pointing out that to be on Kevin's side over Marcus means being against the relationship
MalBeam: no more fun after smooches
e_bloc: I hope the new trait is "Homicidal" Kappa
josh_le_crafter: I really love the story here
RealGamerCow: It's not good for Marcus' political career
Comeback323: this is a healthy relationship /s
silenceaux: Time to 'grow up'
justwhatever_idk: @TehAmelie This is a good game mine got "Florida Man Vapes Semen"
Type_One___: cheer100
ReydienOnline: Marcus is trying to get Re-elected, all this "fun" isn't helping
Welbog: Why is Marcus the WORST
TheManaLeek: Yeah you use that card to try to get traits to overlap
m0nkeyrama: Woooow, this is a mess
johkmil: Stop having so much smooching fun!
TehAmelie: wow, Florida man
kruudelis: Last time you went and had "fun" you kissed someone else!! tsk tsk, Kevin
Evandill: I want Kevin to be happy ;-;
silvalunae: this is breaking my heart!
m0nkeyrama: Marcus whyy
RebekahWSD: New Trait: Sad
josh_le_crafter: They are railroaded together
EsperDerek1: Kevin kisses another person, they get into a big fight about it where Kevin admits he's wrong, and Marcus goes "Learn from this and don't have no more fun!"
e_bloc: showlove250 I'm loving this
Welbog: Marcus is bad and James should feel bad.
KNACC: this is sad
oyleslyck: can't break up? co-dependency: the game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is getting a little real
Ironfistofglee: @oyleslyck they only cant break up because they are playing the Tutorial
JustChrisWood: “Love” story.
Gekyouryuu: Florida Man, 56, arrested in suspicious package spree
KartoffelKaiser: Can't break up? Break me up inside!
Pharmacistjudge: final destination
Pharmacistjudge: no items
Welbog: fox only
m0nkeyrama: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: @KartoffelKaiser SAVE ME!
thraximore: CANT BREAK UP ~ Break me up insiiiiiide
Ironfistofglee: you choose one
TheManaLeek: Secrets
ulexarX: Secret card!
silvalunae: divorce meeeeee
TheManaLeek: The tutorial game is hard to fulfill the destinies
TheManaLeek: It's a bit too short
m0nkeyrama: Wow
CobaltShurikenReborn: yikes
silvalunae: this hurts too real
Evandill: That tracks
e_bloc: this is a healthy relationship.
CobaltShurikenReborn: the toxicity of this relationshi
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES benginCry
Adamantcheese: james isn't playing marcus, he's just playing as james!
red_shoes_jeff: KEVIN NO! BibleThump
KNACC: ugh
Fruan: This is an abusive relationship. Wow.
KartoffelKaiser: The Yikes counsel has authorized me to dispense One Yike.
silvalunae: benginCry
TheR676767: what's the business james?
Welbog: Really should have broken up
Kaprak: @Welbog Cant't in the tutorial
TheManaLeek: This wasn't revealed though right?
Welbog: Rough
Evandill: Yeah this wasn't revealed
TheManaLeek: This was "revealed as though it was unrevealed"
johkmil: It wasn’t revealed.
silvalunae: ; ; please let us have enough time for another, happier game
TheManaLeek: Game 2 would be so good tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this kills the kevin
Evandill: We need a pick-me-up Game 2
KNACC: can this game go not sad?
Kaprak: @TheManaLeek I agree, though I totally get if they don't, but man it would be amazing!
TheManaLeek: @KNACC It can!
DiscordianTokkan: Bless this Mess dot game
Evandill: @KNACC Yeah it can
TehAmelie: we might say this relationship worked like a MARKOV chain
m0nkeyrama: Oof
RebekahWSD: Manipulative :O
phenexian: well... this is dark
HesGotNoPants: knew it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is actually a little painful for me
KNACC: well that is good to hear
embyrr922: Wow, what a lrrEFF ed up relationship
Papperslappen: Marcus Dunsgate was the villain in this story
matufin0: man ben ben is not hot on this relationship
m0nkeyrama: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
red_shoes_jeff: OH, YOU POOR THING!
KNACC: yeah tbh this is bumming me out
TehAmelie: get it? Markev, Markov
phenexian: did james know he was picking the James character when he chose him?
Kaprak: Destines are tough in the tutorial
TheManaLeek: The regular games have a bit more time to reach these goals, they're rough in the tutorial
immortallen: James is a horrible partner #BLAMEJAMES
phenexian: (not saying James is like that, only that he like playing that kind of character)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "Kind of"
josh_le_crafter: @immortallen "Marcus" is a horrible partner
CobaltShurikenReborn: "kind of"
immortallen: You're right
TheManaLeek: You roleplay the story the game is playing
Bionull: Yeah, the game doesn't reward you for playing the character.
TheManaLeek: Rather than make choices based off your roleplay
DiscordianTokkan: I'm really seeing this game as more of a Role Playing/Acting exercise than a game
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, you're playing the storyteller as well as the character
00gogo00: do it
e_bloc: dot dot dot one more!
00gogo00: doitdoitdoit
TheManaLeek: It goes faster without the tutorial
KNACC: I mean from my life experience that is kinda how abuse goes
josh_le_crafter: One more!
RebekahWSD: I'd love a second one
TheManaLeek: Despite playing more cards
Evandill: Do it do it pleaaaase
00gogo00: dooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hopefully no manipulative
Ironfistofglee: please play with the full rules!
Kaprak: Thank you guys so much @LoadingReadyRun
red_shoes_jeff: KEVIN!!! BibleThump
BolshajaSvinja: Need to go to sleep. See you in VOD.
TheR676767: d'aww
m0nkeyrama: Is this the redemption arc?
TheManaLeek: We need to hit the "First Trip to IKEA" card
MalBeam: you could play the intro story again
Ironfistofglee: Give It A Year is a good one, and should be plaied fast enough
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've only been in 2 relationships, and neither were healthy at all
CobaltShurikenReborn: i want all the LRR couples to play this
RebekahWSD: I've never been to IKEA with husband, too far away
TheManaLeek: The intro story is REAL hard to hit the goals
TheManaLeek: Like, nearly impossible
Ironfistofglee: Give It A Year is not too long. and lets you use the breakup rules
EscherichiaCole: Did it tho?
asthanius: It turned out that Marcus was an emotionally-abusive dick, but...
red_shoes_jeff: It worked out for MARCUS and Marcus.
Banrael: cheer100
TheManaLeek: You don't have enough time basically in the tutorial game
Evandill: Do Give It A Year
josh_le_crafter: Give it a year looks interesting
silenceaux: so it DIDN'T work out...@
saucemaster5000: It’d say give it a year is the same length since there’s no tutorial, but you do you
e_bloc: wait this game is only 10$?
Mysticman89: The key to relationships is to win them.
Kaprak: It's designed to be short and just teach you everything, not necessarily "winnable"
TheManaLeek: @e_bloc It appears to be on deep discount yeah
AGiantRoach: just bought this from walmart lol
e_bloc: @TheManaLeek I'll buy just about anything for 10$
TheManaLeek: I Kickstarted this for way more and it was super worth it
Meyari: I also just got this from walmart + all(?) 3 expansions
TheManaLeek: $10 everyone should buy it
saucemaster5000: There’s a 4 player version coming out later this year
EscherichiaCole: saucemaster5000 like a poly relationship or a double date?
m0nkeyrama: There're expansions?
m0nkeyrama: We're back!
Ironfistofglee: there are several expansions
saucemaster5000: It’s called “midlife crisis” — I heard in dev jaskov was going to do poly, but it got changed, think Nikki Valen is writing it
silvalunae: CUPIDS
Ironfistofglee: like "meet the inlaws" expansion and also "Paranormal happenings" expansion (like ghosts and alien abductions)
EscherichiaCole: Marca and Kevina
DiscordianTokkan: Upside-down ladies!
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
silvalunae: yo, james is playing me tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait what was that
DiscordianTokkan: The flirty buddha
zazamost: @LoadingReadyRun How do you feel about deckbuilding games on AFK?
EscherichiaCole: Is james concerned about weefees?
TacitusVigil: "Jim Spinner"
e_bloc: that's . . . . interesting
TheManaLeek: With Paranormal Happenings you can get all Patrick Swayze Ghost-y
EscherichiaCole: OH NO
josh_le_crafter: James is "lorna Shlittzwhislte"
NimrodXIV: interesting
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
Ironfistofglee: such a great pair
m0nkeyrama: What a mix 🤔
Ironfistofglee: oposites atrract they say
Evandill: that's uh... huh.
Hqueso: I remember this sit-com.
MilkInBag: that's me :)
AGiantRoach: sounds like my ex to be honest ben
DiscordianTokkan: As a completely off-topic aside, Wayne from Letterkenny huh?
pancakepicasso: My screen is so bad, can someone list what James' traits are?
Ironfistofglee: yeah Darhma and greg was a pretty good show @Hqueso
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RebekahWSD: :O
red_shoes_jeff: @TheManaLeek Ah, but does it have the ghost of Pauly Shore?
tenthtechpriest: OOF
kimmiekoneko: hi benna
ReydienOnline: Famous Youtuber?
josh_le_crafter: YESSSS
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
m0nkeyrama: Ya sure are
KartoffelKaiser: :I
NimrodXIV: Ben is always famous
e_bloc: oh so Ben is James Turner
DiscordianTokkan: How're you now?
TacitusVigil: Is Pauly Shore still dead in this universe?
Going_Medium: TQ?
TheManaLeek: RIP Pauly Shore @red_shoes_jeff
Mr_Horrible: One a them Utubers!
Bladinus: Famous YouTuber, James Turner!
red_shoes_jeff: F
josh_le_crafter: Famous youtuber james turner
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so James and James
Fruan: Remember to like comment and subscribe!
fishmanfishfish: benginDab
TheManaLeek: Please be Famous Youtuber James Turner
red_shoes_jeff: Amous Youtuber James Turner
TehAmelie: this is a brand new universe. everyone in the last universe is dead now
derekandparker: OneHand OneHand OneHand OneHand OneHand OneHand OneHand
EscherichiaCole: Not all three? that's not maximum support!
red_shoes_jeff: She rang that bell.
HesGotNoPants: I thought they were both women
justwhatever_idk: Ben does Makeup Tutorials
derekandparker: VoteYea
derekandparker: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
Ironfistofglee: so you walked onto the plane and OWO whats this an old cell phone
Mysticman89: Clams were sweet.
derekandparker: Lol
NimrodXIV: potato vlog?
m0nkeyrama: Oh god
josh_le_crafter: She a tech channel
RebekahWSD: A E S T H E T I C
thraximore: nostalgia VOD
Mr_Horrible: keep the KRazer for the Doom RPG
DarkMorford: A Razr?
JustChrisWood: Such grain
KartoffelKaiser: Potato Vlog PogChamp
DaMullet14: a sinuous voice
josh_le_crafter: my lord
Kaprak: Someones materialistic
RuiFaleiro: Ballin' out.
TillianSwoard: apple watch
Mysticman89: this reminds me, myspace lost a tonn of their old data apparently. for all the people still using that it''s unfortunate.
josh_le_crafter: She knows what she wants
KartoffelKaiser: :I
silenceaux: gottem'
TacitusVigil: Wait, Is Ben playing Serge's character from Cameron's campaign?
derekandparker: EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle EleGiggle
MalBeam: a smart watch for my RAZR
JustChrisWood: What alchemy is this?
Bladinus: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
KartoffelKaiser: Ben's character is 100% a hipster
Ironfistofglee: Sensuous Slang
m0nkeyrama: Slang indeed
NimrodXIV: that... works
red_shoes_jeff: Sext Slang
red_shoes_jeff: *Sexy
josh_le_crafter: Cute!
KartoffelKaiser: Hipster super confirmed.
m0nkeyrama: Ben's character is so quirky
kimmiekoneko: i like how benna is completely defined by possessions
Agu_Sakku: OK, I really want to watch LRR play the game "Once Upon a Time" now lol.
Rockario: A beautiful, Sensuous voice just saying the lamest slang you can think of
thraximore: ^ so, me
josh_le_crafter: Such a birch Kappa
BloodnBullets: come on "Jane turner"
m0nkeyrama: She made it :o
SnackPak_: And she works for SciShow
EscherichiaCole: Son of a birch
justwhatever_idk: Hank Green is from there no woner she has a thing for Web Celebs
kimmiekoneko: wow
RebekahWSD: oh my god
josh_le_crafter: Gdi ben
m0nkeyrama: Oh seabatYIKES
EscherichiaCole: fuck ben
silvalunae: oh my squanch
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NimrodXIV: wooooow
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: "Hey all it's your girl Squantchy, rocking the VLOG from this Samsung A460! please be sure to Shalakesubscribe!"
m0nkeyrama: Run James, Run
Znazl: Squanchy's Tech Tips
Kaprak: Ben is aggressively quirky
m0nkeyrama: LUL
asthanius: "Hi, I'm Squanchi3"
JustChrisWood: “Penny Birch is on a plane, selling beverages....”
EscherichiaCole: GODDAMMIT
DiscordianTokkan: *Squantch13
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Squanchi3 Mosqueet
NimrodXIV: dammmit Ben
josh_le_crafter: Waowwww
TacitusVigil: lrrWOW
KartoffelKaiser: Now *Ben* is the one sending red flags
Evandill: FUCK.
AGiantRoach: the A is an @
Comeback323: thanks I hate it
m0nkeyrama: Good lord LUL
TehAmelie: we need to know the story behind that username
DiscordianTokkan: Squantch:3
electroswagnetism: "who is this S-quan Kai 3?"
asthanius: Squ@nchi3
josh_le_crafter: Oh gawd
TacitusVigil: The S isn't a $? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: It gets worse NotLikeThis LUL
electroswagnetism: that'll be hard to do socials with
red_shoes_jeff: Thanks, I hate it!
asthanius: Squatnchithree
Evandill: That's excessivrly obnoxious
RebekahWSD: What judge allowed that monstrosity of a name
TehAmelie chants "Koyaanisq@schi"
KartoffelKaiser: Wow you must be great for databases. You want to append );droptables to that too?
JustChrisWood: I really don’t want to see his passport.
SirElgar: trait points for occupation/stuff
DiscordianTokkan: Squ@nchi3
justwhatever_idk: Squ@anchi3 sounds like they do Sasquatch Conspiracy Videos and also Makeup Tutorials
DaMullet14: James' self is upside down
Mysticman89: I assume the judge was about to retire.
silenceaux: Not just to try and match one another. Pursue your own heart!
josh_le_crafter: @DaMullet14 she's austrailian
Ironfistofglee: NCHI3 is the platform Squ blogs on
TacitusVigil: Can Squ@anchi3 be in the next Autumnal Rumble?
MalBeam: add starting personality points
m0nkeyrama: WOO!
Rockario: That's a caniate for a vanity Mastodon instance right there:
Fruan: Which date gives the best #content
m0nkeyrama: Match already!
EscherichiaCole: Off to a great start
electroswagnetism: His twitter display name is just Squ and his address is @nchi3
e_bloc: we're doomed to success
DiscordianTokkan: *her
EscherichiaCole: these annoying millenials will make it work
thrythlind: what are their occupations?
thrythlind: I had buffering issues
JustChrisWood: Flight Attendant and Internet Celebrity
TheManaLeek: @thrythlind Flight Attendant and Internet Celeb
Mysticman89: its at aol geeze
josh_le_crafter: my lord
thraximore: a match made in HD
Ironfistofglee: @nchi.3
KartoffelKaiser: I love this narrative we're weaving
TehAmelie: an nsburg domain
Rockario: This girl probably bought as a kid and has made it a fundamental part of her identity
asthanius: WOAH
nhouse1919: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:39.
Znazl: woow
asthanius: Designer?
RebekahWSD: oh MY
m0nkeyrama: Hmm
kimmiekoneko: coming on strong
DiscordianTokkan: Oh myyyyyyyyyyy
asthanius: Louie vitton dildo
silvalunae: 0////0
KartoffelKaiser: yo they make designer sex toys?
electroswagnetism: I was kinda hoping one gift would be a watch and one would be a brush
AGiantRoach: did they put their trait points on the board?
m0nkeyrama: First date material, these gifts LUL
TillianSwoard: did they not put out the tokens for job traights?
NimrodXIV: heck of a first date
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Wait
DarkMorford: katesLewd
fishmanfishfish: they need to put down their initial values based on their career and features
EscherichiaCole: Gold plated dildo
electroswagnetism: just go full gift of the magi
josh_le_crafter: Expensive... designer... sex toy
silenceaux: For the record, is available for sale. For the low low cost of.... $9,999 USD. I think they're serious.
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: That third one?
Mysticman89: is a designer sex toy like...literally made of meat or something?
silvalunae: this is going a bit quick
e_bloc: this /fancy/ dildo
justwhatever_idk: imagine the unboxing video on that one
JustChrisWood: I’ll bet you say that to all the girls
DiscordianTokkan: A Joe Fresh Dildo, for the thrifty Canadian dildonic enthusiast
asthanius: @Mysticman89 I assume it's made of materials you don't want inside of you.
TheManaLeek: @DiscordianTokkan Wow Superstore has everything
Drakas: designer sex toy = jade egg
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Maybe its just versatile?
sivakrytos: i don not
EscherichiaCole: Did you get the designed sex toy from Goop
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: A swiss army didlo
josh_le_crafter: well, MOST internet celebs are
DiscordianTokkan: @TheManaLeek I mean, the most I've seen there that meets my needs is Nerf guns so YES
justwhatever_idk: The True Discipline: Remembering to Like, Comment, and Subscribe
Rockario: It's less B.Honky, and more "Haarmful generalisation"
the_one_and_only_kim: Internet celebrities named Sq@anchi3 might be down on discipline however
asthanius: It mows your lawn! It feeds your pets! It dusts your ceiling fan! It goes inside of you!
KartoffelKaiser: Maybe they mean that internet celebrities don't have the discipline to *stop* working when it would be healthy to.
Mysticman89: I'm thinking like a steak kind of meat, which I assume neither gender particularly wants inside any of their orifiaces. other than their mouth I guess.
JustChrisWood: I think there was a Feed Dump story about jade and rare earth dildos.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there was
Evandill: That was such a good episode
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think it was bad for the membranes
kimmiekoneko: sounds like a gwyneth paltrow thing
asthanius: Sex and What We'll Have For Dinner are the same thing
red_shoes_jeff: "I am thinking about a sex!"
justwhatever_idk: C and D feel pretty Web Celeb
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: !
josh_le_crafter: @asthanius waow
Ironfistofglee: no thats desert @asthanius
KartoffelKaiser: @asthanius you fucking GOT me with that
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: *Fish Taco Joke*
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
AGiantRoach: Bone Zone!
josh_le_crafter: Bone dow
DiscordianTokkan: An Bone Zone
kimmiekoneko: answer V
silvalunae: mmm fish tacos
KartoffelKaiser: *libido intensifies*
JustChrisWood: Is Squ@chi3 a pseudonym for Danny Sexbang?
TehAmelie: i'm recalling how Kelly Turnbull got diagnosed with throat cancer and broke her drawing arm in the same week and didn't even slow down her animation job or her two webcomics. without discipline, you don't tend to become internet famous
HesGotNoPants: @thiscatthathasseengod that could be a or c
Mystaira: The one thing the two of them can agree about nkoHehe
RuiFaleiro: Kelly Turnbull is also a juggernaut.
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie Coleasquid is indeed the best of all of us. She's awesome
Ironfistofglee: they had one thing in common, they were good in bed?
KartoffelKaiser: is it sex again
thraximore: no this is post-coitus
josh_le_crafter: Boning down
LegionofLashes: i dunno, planes and stuff
red_shoes_jeff: COOL TECHNOLOGY!
KartoffelKaiser: "my favorite way of relaxing" can also be sex
silvalunae: i mean, you just did a. . . thing, so something gross?
Mysticman89: under the circumstances is probably b or c
silvalunae claps
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RebekahWSD: oh gods
thraximore: godlike
silvalunae slow claps
m0nkeyrama: Of course
josh_le_crafter: Godlike dump
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
JustChrisWood: lrrFRUMP
DiscordianTokkan: Man, you gotta drop trow BEFORE you get on the plane
KartoffelKaiser: Just use the airport bathroom!
DiscordianTokkan: Airport bathrooms are always surprisingly good
theneatestburrito: Depends on the airport...
KartoffelKaiser: It can't be worse than the plane's bathroom
justwhatever_idk: The relaxing part is the Prevenge you get on annoying airplane customers
HesGotNoPants: pilot "did the flight attendant shit again?"
DiscordianTokkan: So far, Canadian airport bathrooms have been great (and are infinitely better than airplane bathrooms, yeah)
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: This question is impossible
TheManaLeek: Chapter Two time? Or was that only card #3?
Evandill: Prevenge is such a good word
red_shoes_jeff: @DiscordianTokkan Glad you approve, eh?
ContingentCat: @DiscordianTokkan "better than airplane bathrooms" is a pretty low bar to beat
lonlycracker: Hey I just realized I haven't seen Watch + Play in the VODs for a while. Did they stop?
RebekahWSD: :O
TheManaLeek: gabyLewd
silvalunae: bow chicka wow wow
thraximore: woahhh
KartoffelKaiser: FINALLY the cards get steamy
m0nkeyrama: 👀 👀
DarkMorford: katesLewd katesLewd
Mr_Bitterness: This story is very lewd
Evandill: 17+
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
Fruan: @lonlycracker Graham is trapped in the editing mines, trying to wrestle a Road Quest
JustChrisWood: ddbAdamExcited
Going_Medium: squ is thirsty
josh_le_crafter: Bone zone!
m0nkeyrama: This is getting steamyy
DiscordianTokkan: @red_shoes_jeff As a Canadian I only have them and Cuban airports to compare to, haha (I've just... Driven to everywhere in the States)
justwhatever_idk: 'we'll make a reaction video to it"
lonlycracker: @Fruan Ah thats fair
m0nkeyrama: This seems a bit quick for a declaration of love 🤔
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: This is either a really bad or really good fanfic
Kaprak: Why do I expect this relationship to end in a murder-suicide more than the last?
e_bloc: love is different for everyone
TheManaLeek: When your partner tells you about their relaxing dumps you just know
TheManaLeek: It's love
JustChrisWood: I think I saw a Lars Von Trier movie like this....
thraximore: the phone is the murder weapon
TehAmelie: if Squanchi is going blind it'll be just like Dancer in the Dark
HesGotNoPants: @kaprak ben and James are vindictive gods that feed on the suffering of mortals
until_may: silly kids
e_bloc: uh oh
e_bloc: love is on the rocks
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
TheManaLeek: Hm, just realized how good T.I.M.E. Stories would be for AFK
silvalunae: I let you in my videos!!!
m0nkeyrama: A disagreement NotLikeThis
Evandill: @TheManaLeek I believe they played that once before
e_bloc: for some reason I think they've done T.I.M.E Stories
TheManaLeek: @Evandill Really?? To the VODs!
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Well penny now angry interweb fans will hunt you down.
e_bloc: I was scrolling through old youtube videos today and that rings a bell
Kaprak: @TheManaLeek It'd either be the best or the worst. If they did it I skipped it as I haven't playued it
Dr_fragenstien: "hey, Squ@nchi3 here, about to watch this porno with my girlfriend!"
LoadingReadyRun: e_bloc we did do TIME once With Paul Dale and Beej
HesGotNoPants: I bought her an engraved dildo and she didnt like it
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun ah right, I remember seeing Dale in the thumbnail. thanks!
stoneraven1991: LOL what is this game?
KartoffelKaiser: "I love you" *seen*
DiscordianTokkan: @stoneraven1991 Fog of Love
TheManaLeek: Well found my VOD for work tomorrow, Time Stories is gas
ContingentCat: *insert N*SYNC joke*
JustChrisWood: @dr_fragenstien Knowing this character, he’d use just enough of her personal information to get her employer involved.
KartoffelKaiser: Vacations = vlogs
e_bloc: youtube celeb? take a year off
KartoffelKaiser: This is just going to be work.
NimrodXIV: you won a trip and get to pick how long?
justwhatever_idk: can you image
justwhatever_idk: "This vacation will go on for the end of time"
AGiantRoach: i'm sure you will do great. literally every one of my lesbian friends is married.
josh_le_crafter: She's the less idiotic logan/jake paul
LoadingReadyRun: TheManaLeek I love TIME stories too
SomebodyNowhere: fog of love sounds like it should be the title of a game on now kiss
HesGotNoPants: @josh_le_crafter so someone else entirely
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AGiantRoach: tulips makes sense for me
justwhatever_idk: Fog of Love sounds like it'd be Civ but the Nations are people you can date
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheManaLeek: @LoadingReadyRun Did the first two scenarios, have the third and fourth ready to go at some point
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Ruanchy Squ@nchi3! Yes theres a slogan!
thraximore: @justwhatever_idk Gandhi is Marcus
SomebodyNowhere: a dating simulator in the civilization style seems like it could be dece
e_bloc: D
Evandill: 4X + love hm....??
thundershot879: D
SomebodyNowhere: pick the one that will give you the most love fogs or whatever it is it takes to win
m0nkeyrama: This photo has to be perfect, right?
Evandill: That is often the balance in this game, do the best thing for you, or the thing you think which'll match your partner
Agu_Sakku: I am definitely going to tweet to Ben later, to play "Once Upon a Time" on a AFK.
silvalunae: LIKE THE BOX ART
RuiFaleiro: Personifying nations has been ruined forever by Hetalia.
SomebodyNowhere: we're all adults
Going_Medium: meta-dating
Znazl: Sunset Heart Hands!!
justwhatever_idk: lol "we both go down" "yeah we do"
silenceaux: So help me my immediate reaction to "what's your most cherished memory" was "what are you going to steal it"
theneatestburrito: *Inception horns*
Aztren: noiche noiche noice ben
m0nkeyrama: wow
m0nkeyrama: what a memory
SomebodyNowhere: wow
AGiantRoach: Waddup twitch Squ@nchi3 here and my partner is confessing their most treasured memories. can I get some poggers in the chat?
ContingentCat: weird flex but ok
silvalunae: that phrase; i don't think it means what you think it means
EscherichiaCole: PogChamp
SomebodyNowhere: scoring sincerity victory points?
silenceaux: Penny Birch is a gentle girl from a small town, but all her life she's wanted to fly.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Aberrant braggadocio albeit understood
m0nkeyrama: Sounds like a movie about Penny's life
justwhatever_idk: are Squ@nchi3 fans called Squ@nch3rs or Squ@nch3r5
silenceaux: Movie trailer was slightly expected but the music track caught me off-guard
SomebodyNowhere: -1 happiness yep that sounds like a relationship
SnowToad: PogChamp
SnowToad: we're fighting for love?
SnowToad: seems cool
e_bloc: welcome to Watch + Play
SnowToad: How do you win?
red_shoes_jeff: They like to WATCH!
Mysticman89: you like watches, and also watching...things... together
Adamantcheese: @justwhatever_idk squ@anch0s
SydPreviouslyHeadache: squanch life sounds so wrong
HesGotNoPants: cause internet celebrities are loaded is what ben is telling us
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: “I’m in financial danger.” *Chuckle*
justwhatever_idk: @Adamantcheese squ@nch05
Evandill: I feel like C is often the correct answer
TacitusVigil: I understood that reference
e_bloc: Adam Savidan
justwhatever_idk: @ninja hey Ben wants to talk to you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but Famous Youtuber James Turner surely is
Papperslappen: Through hard work and determination you can earn tens of dollars per month on twitch
HesGotNoPants: famous YouTube james Turner is loaded I hear
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Evandill: Idk about you, but Ben Ulmenr is loaded.... UP ON CUTENESS. heh, GOTEEM
josh_le_crafter: oof
Diabore: ben wants to know what real meat tastes like Kappa
kimmiekoneko: you just have to watch me eat the whole thing
Mysticman89: I gather @imaqtpie has gone out for some real nice dinners with people
silvalunae: ben is playing to my heart with food
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhh, I think I'd avoid the dinner
silvalunae: gold digger? naw, chicken nugget digger
e_bloc: I've had dates like that :/
Kaprak: @kimmiekoneko I forgot about that and I now suddenly need more of beej eating the whole thing
silvalunae: D!
red_shoes_jeff: LIVE IN FILTH! LIVE IN FILTH!
Diabore: living that #pigsty life
madmanoreo: wallow and your filth
kozguy: I mean, famous YouTube bloggers don’t have time for cleaning!
Raithencore235: E) Hire a maid
silvalunae: ^^^^^^
ContingentCat: D, if you let the dishes pile up long enough they just disapear right?
kozguy: F) burn it fowb
kozguy: Down*
silvalunae: or, paper plates
silvalunae: all the take out
silvalunae: never cook
ContingentCat: just subsist on lunchables, no effort and no dishes
Meyari: Get those instant meals that come in cups for trays you can just throw out/recycle when they're empty
m0nkeyrama: wooow
EscherichiaCole: Lunchables is three food groups
silvalunae: b'awwww, i love this trope
kozguy: Trash the environment!
josh_le_crafter: Wow
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
AGiantRoach: seabatYIKES on C
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES that last one
BloodnBullets: vicioud
silvalunae: please B please B
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, we know where the fire started
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
justwhatever_idk: rude
saucemaster5000: Thanks again for the stream, off (oddly enough) to play “fog of love “ and “Arkham horror lcg” good luck in your relationship
kozguy: Definitely C
red_shoes_jeff: lrrWOW
Evandill: C is throwing some shade.
kozguy: benginRip
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: C: Mild insult into emotional haymaker
kozguy: katesWa katesOw
red_shoes_jeff: "C" for "Christ Almighty!"
josh_le_crafter: C is the killshot
HesGotNoPants: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
mathonwy: Ok, I just got here five minutes ago... The hell is this game about?
BloodnBullets: its about relationships
HesGotNoPants: @mathonwy dating
red_shoes_jeff: Hopefully, functional ones.
Evandill: 2 players make fictional character and get into a relationship
josh_le_crafter: Is there a "Win" condition?
HesGotNoPants: not last game
josh_le_crafter: the hard " you win"
brianfire1: hey big fan of your YouTube channel
RuiFaleiro: Lazy weekend playing videogames: otherwise known as work.
kozguy: Where’s the roasted option on this one?
kozguy: D) literal garbage
josh_le_crafter: Por wue no los dos?
HesGotNoPants: damn ben on a flight attendant salary?
Veste: so how cute are these two together
Evandill: Very
kozguy: Meh, flight attendants make decentish money right?
Saintnex: I just started watching, so whats the end goal of the game?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this seems like a much healthier relationship than before
kozguy: Or do they make literal nothing because #capitalism
josh_le_crafter: Is there actually a "win clause" here?
HesGotNoPants: @saintnex but antique with a ruby
red_shoes_jeff: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
embyrr922: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Evandill: @Saintnex Achieve what you want out of the relationship.
silenceaux: Saintnex Players are trying to play to their personalities, find satisfaction in general, and fulfil their chosen destiny.
Veste: "what do you want to avoid in our relationship?" "you"
kozguy: benginCry
embyrr922: Wow @Veste
Saintnex: thanks chat, although the answers arent entirely clear lol
Veste: I'm just LITERALLY transcribing what's being said, clearly.
AGiantRoach: he still reveals at least right?
silenceaux: Or does he just draw again...?
corpocracy: Didn't the tutorial say that some cards break the game rules?
kozguy: Good point @corpocracy
AGiantRoach: i think in that case it would say something specifically about discarding under 2
josh_le_crafter: I've now realized that this is more of a reverse dating sim, than a dating sim. because your working towards pleasing yourself than wooing your partner
ArcOfTheConclave: win at life
thraximore: its more about duelling cupids than being a partner
Dr_fragenstien: NO
m0nkeyrama: whaaaat
josh_le_crafter: Wut
EscherichiaCole: WAAATTTTT
e_bloc: holy shit!
KartoffelKaiser: UHHH
e_bloc: plot twist
Evandill: WHOOOF
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
ContingentCat: WHAT
silenceaux: wow
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: WHaaaaaa katesWa katesOw
JustChrisWood: A twist!
m0nkeyrama: That's quite the bomb to drop LUL
Dr_fragenstien: AAAAAAA
Keknar: That bomb drop
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kimmiekoneko: katesScared
Fruan: Bad Penny!
josh_le_crafter: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
EscherichiaCole: A TWIST
thraximore: plot twiiiiiist
ArcOfTheConclave: the real winner is the love we made along the way.
kozguy: katesWa katesOw
KartoffelKaiser: well this is over
justwhatever_idk: hm
Saintnex: RUUUUDE
kozguy: katesBoosh
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
justwhatever_idk: hmmmm
kozguy: katesSir
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: !??!?!!???!?!?
chavo_: ????????????
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp. not a healthy relationship
Veste: i'm not surprised, james strikes me as a polygamist
drthmik: Soooooo rescCry I just lost a game where I mulled to 4 and then didn't draw a 3rd land till turn 7 rooBooli
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't like this game
Saintnex: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *in the sense that it's not for me
embyrr922: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
red_shoes_jeff: Holy shit.
kozguy: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1470: "What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!" —Cameron [2016-01-06]
m0nkeyrama: Oh hey
RebekahWSD: Wowowow
DiscordianTokkan: katesNice
kozguy: !quote secret
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
josh_le_crafter: Is it marcus?
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: Hot Holy Hamburgler Hellhounds
red_shoes_jeff: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always restarting the generator.
josh_le_crafter: Kevin?
KartoffelKaiser: please tell me its Marcus
kozguy: Haha
embyrr922: !quote married
HesGotNoPants: penny is with markus
kozguy: Definitely Marcus
josh_le_crafter: Did kevin finally get of the sinking ship
JustChrisWood: Don’t take your work home with you
embyrr922: !findquote married
LRRbot: Quote #3742: "I have never wanted to marry my shower before." —Alex [2016-12-14]
Koshindan: Get married to a pilot in hopes they crash and you get the life insurance.
ArcOfTheConclave: keeping it in the family, the other definition?
e_bloc: the new business was an airline
kozguy: !findquote happy
LRRbot: Quote #4887: "I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples." —Ben [2018-04-16]
kozguy: Haha
josh_le_crafter: Uh...
HesGotNoPants: think that's bad quote 5678
the_one_and_only_kim: is this a prequel? is this why Marcus needed an alibi?!
Saintnex: !quote nipple ?
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
red_shoes_jeff: @kozguy lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
kozguy: Hmm, I’ll allow it
kozguy: Play on
josh_le_crafter: umm
m0nkeyrama: whhhaaaat
Saintnex: wut
Fruan: What.
embyrr922: Uhhh
e_bloc: wut
m0nkeyrama: Is that a thing peolpe ask? LUL
silvalunae: that would make such a good vlog
DiscordianTokkan: Whaaaaaaat
JustChrisWood: Hard pass
NimrodXIV: gdi
KartoffelKaiser: I don't think that's going to work
Evandill: PARDON?
silenceaux: This sounds EXACTLY like a Youtuber scheme
Himyul: that's a thing humans do
KNACC: wow
justwhatever_idk: totally legal
josh_le_crafter: I need to give you my youtube channel
EscherichiaCole: I don't know if the flight attendent union would care for that
kozguy: These damn millennials
NimrodXIV: whoa now
silvalunae: I switched my job with my wife, what happens next will supprise you!
m0nkeyrama: Hey there seabatYIKES
justwhatever_idk: "I Just Crashed a Plane!!!!" (600 Million Views)
KartoffelKaiser: "Hey it's, uhh, your girl Squanchi3? What does she do in these things?"
e_bloc: that;'s a C for me dawg
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah C
HesGotNoPants: it's so squ@nchi3 can kill the pilot
Saintnex: double wut
Evandill: That's a big C
m0nkeyrama: Fired as an internet celebrity 🤔
kozguy: Omg
josh_le_crafter: Fired from youtube celeb
justwhatever_idk: Fired from the Internet
JustChrisWood: “Please be sure to put your seat backs and tray tables in the upright position, and to like, comment, and subscribe.”
the_one_and_only_kim: how do you get fired from being a youtuber?
kozguy: YouTube banned?
madmanoreo: catch deez hot nuts
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: “Im a flight attendent I totally use to horrible inescapable assholes.”
justwhatever_idk: SQU@NCHI3 IS CANCELED
Fruan: The Algorhythm can fire you
red_shoes_jeff: @the_one_and_only_kim Demonitized.
kozguy: I’d imaging flying a plane without a license on stream is a TOS violation
KartoffelKaiser: @the_one_and_only_kim the algorithm disfavors you and all your viewers go away
Saintnex: I guess you get banned from Youtube because you tried to post a video of killing a bunch of people on a plane?
Fruan: Also, I can't spell Algorithm
Dr_fragenstien: Penny's just a flight attendant, not a pilot
DiscordianTokkan: "So I'm kinda Married." "Should we trade jobs?" "What. "What."
TillianSwoard: doesn't ben ignore the effect?
m0nkeyrama: Love team seabatTROG
kozguy: Love games?
josh_le_crafter: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dr_fragenstien: yikes
AGiantRoach: that makes soooooo much sense
Saintnex: thats a double yikes for me
m0nkeyrama: Hoooow much younger
Fruan: Squ@nchi3 is secretly 12
e_bloc: hopefully Ben is at least 18
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
josh_le_crafter: big yikyes
Kaprak: But wasn't Penny 28?
Evandill: We're gonna say 18
kozguy: Have you ever drank baileys from a shoe?
KartoffelKaiser: Please at least 18
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Squanchi3, y ounger than WoW
KartoffelKaiser: please
DiscordianTokkan: "I'm actually 24." "Okay?"
justwhatever_idk: The Impulsive Conservative huh
Fruan: This is a love story for the ages
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: An amazing technicolor romantic calamity
silenceaux: See, they got kinda lucky this time because there was no conflict on the 'shared balance' card. Surprised James invested so heavily in -Discipline though
DiscordianTokkan: So CLOSE to 69
m0nkeyrama: Daaaaamn
KartoffelKaiser: n i c e
corpocracy: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
red_shoes_jeff: Adequate.
m0nkeyrama: Go team, though!
RebekahWSD: Woo a healthier couple!
A_Dub888: Now K I S S
Banrael: cheer67 nice
Kaprak: They're a happy if odd couple!!!!!
Evandill: This is definitly a lovely couple
ContingentCat: now Kiss!
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Almost_Alaska: Congrats!
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hacksaw07: rooLove rooLove rooLove
AGiantRoach: that still seemed pretty healthy
TheManaLeek: Yeah play the game, storytell based on what happens
TheManaLeek: Rather than storytell to influence the game
Kaprak: Penny is still married though, and Squ@nchi3 is still like 19, but they're happy!
TemporallyAwry: I love the idea of a TechBlogger aggressively using an old Nokia Brick as a "Personal Brand" sorta thing.
m0nkeyrama: Certainly an odd couple
kozguy: I mean, at least Squ@nchi3 wasn’t a literal child?
Evandill: It's definitely not a *perfect relationship*, but these two definitely work.
TheManaLeek: The next scenario doesn't run too much longer
TheManaLeek: It's the tutorial that chews up time
Kaprak: It's also a good game for random pairings and can use a table friend as well
KNACC: this was interesting
AGiantRoach: i think a few people, including myself, already bought it
red_shoes_jeff: Do the expansions next time! GHOST INLAWS!
e_bloc: yeah I snap bought it when I saw the price
ContingentCat: Kathleen doesn't appear on AFK often but if she can it'd be neat to see her take
Kaprak: Also fyi I need Cam all up in this
DiscordianTokkan: SKIN AND BONES
m0nkeyrama: Skin & Bones :o
A_Dub888: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #5909: "If you take the bones out of meat, you get softer hands." —Ian [2019-03-16]
TacitusVigil: The skins of Beej and bones of Ian!
Hqueso: I believe dem bones are trees.
silvalunae: thank for stream lrrHEART benginHeart time for sleeps ;u;
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote skins
LRRbot: Quote #3443: "Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin" —Cori [2016-09-19]
kozguy: !findquote skins
kozguy: Haha, nice @red_shoes_jeff
m0nkeyrama: Oh cool!
TemporallyAwry: Neat!
ContingentCat: cool
chavo_: very nice
red_shoes_jeff: @kozguy benginFingers
Mr_Bitterness: Dekker! It's a great game.
josh_le_crafter: So, LRR dating sim when?
Saintnex: oh its a fmv style game
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh god, Dekker is a great game but man youa re gonna get like no where in it in 3 hours. lol
jeff_sg: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
TacitusVigil: The Week of James
Trymantha: woooo canlander
red_shoes_jeff: You should send James to do a series of Vegas vlogs. "Welcome to JAMES OF CHANCE!"
ContingentCat: t's James Week
Bladinus: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
Mattmitchell45: It's some of the same people as Contradiction" Spot the Liar
EscherichiaCole: The rare Paul+Heather combo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: successful planning
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone should watch Bylaw and Order, it's a GREAT campaign.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was such a good campaign
m0nkeyrama: Sekiro next tuesday?
Gekyouryuu: on the topic of Dice Friends, lemme say it again, I LOVED Bylaw & Order, and Ben, you were awesome in it
TemporallyAwry: Time to plug that Twitter with only updates?
EleventhOcean: Quote that
TacitusVigil: "When things are hard, give up" - James 2019
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I saw a hilarious shirt Don't Be Happy Worry
Hqueso: When things are hard, give up. That's so Penny.
KNACC: agreed Ben was great on Bylaw and Order!
asddsa28: lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: except "Don't Worry" and "Be Happy" had different fonts
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Saintnex: No kings only a queen Kappa
Juliamon: I think it's a soft c, James
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream, guys! It was fun!
Saintnex: Thanks for the streem!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
KNACC: thank you for the stream!
KNACC: GayPride sergeHeart sergePride
red_shoes_jeff: Knight!
hoovermonk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (12:48 from now).