Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Five mistakes will be forgiven.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote five
LRRbot: Quote #1829: "She wouldn't have died if I didn't get slapped five times" —Ben [2016-02-15]
Metric_Furlong: I see Void Week is continuing
PhoenixMelior: indeed
Metric_Furlong: kind of fitting that the theme for this GoC was 'mysstery' really
DarkMorford: James said last night that the Events interface crashed on him like four times, so he gave up on it this week.
TehAmelie: hmm, who should we blame for this? some design monkeys making work for themselves by updating something they didn't need to i'm sure
TehAmelie: the schedule on the website still works, if anyone's using websites
Metric_Furlong: we #BlameMatt
PhoenixMelior: ah good, last night the prime minister was accused of hiding a bagel in the house of commons
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Twinklebees: Hey folks
PhoenixMelior: hello again Twinklebees
TehAmelie: remember when ol Bush Jr got elected and the Clinton administration left him a White House where every keyboard on every computer was robbed of the W key
Twinklebees: Wait, Playframe is doing LLTQ in their KH/Sekiro gap? how delightful.
PhoenixMelior: hehe
PhoenixMelior: makes sense, the Dark Souls of VNs
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Twinklebees: Oh god, it's true
Twinklebees: It's /just/ like Dark Souls
TXC2: Hello Everybody
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees had you not thought of this before?
Twinklebees: Actually no
PhoenixMelior: I often say that LLTQ is the only Dark Souls I can play
Twinklebees: Even during the peak "Everything is Just Like Dark Souls" wave of the last couple of years
Metric_Furlong: 'The Infectious Madness of Docter Dekker'
TXC2: the problem with that phase was that nothing realy that good came out of it :P
TheWarbo: oh hey, it's real chat
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 nothing good coming of an interent meme, you say?
TehAmelie: Dark Souls really was the Dark Knight of videogames
TheWarbo: (i got fooled into vod chat by twitch for a second)
Twinklebees: Mostly a bunch of ill-fitting comparisons where "Slightly Challenging = Dark Souls"
Earthenone: !findquote you say
LRRbot: Quote #2598: "Yeah! Say my name, bitch!" —Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
TXC2: Metric_Furlong it's been know to happen Kappa
TehAmelie: in that it totally changed the game and everyone completely missed the point and just tried to copy its most shallow attributes
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Metric_Furlong: which sentence is worse: "Citizen Kane is the Dark SOuls of film' or 'Dark Souls is the Citizen Kane of games'? Kappa
TXC2: TehAmelie I feel like that's the basis for a college thesis
TehAmelie: they're both soo bad
Twinklebees: I think the second makes me feel worse.
Twinklebees: The first is just kinda nonsense.
TheWarbo: Citizen Kane is the Dark Souls of games
TXC2: thing is both statements are false
Twinklebees: And I'm a fan of nonsense.
TehAmelie: the difficulty level is comparable though
PhoenixMelior: I mean, we knew that, we're weebs Kappa
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Metric_Furlong: TXC2 you're being awfully generos assuming either of them are meaningful enough to be capable of being false in the first place Kappa
TXC2: Touché
TehAmelie: imagine if Dark Souls REALLY had the impact of Citizen Kane and now we'd all be playing games at least that hard
TXC2: TehAmelie we did play games that hard, it was called the 80's Kappa
Twinklebees: Heheh
TXC2: Hello Paul and James
lifecharacter: Yes but imagine if those hard games were actually good.
PhoenixMelior: hullo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Game of Chance time! James and Paul are playing The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker! 📷 ||
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie inb4 the other sort of dark souls fan runs in to protest that 'Dark Souls isn't hard'
TXC2: it be twitching
lifecharacter: The mystery of chance.
Feminine_Desires: Morning morning!
wildpeaks: what is going on with the Events page, now that you mention it ?
TehAmelie: because the exquisitely cohesive game world that's the good part of Dark Souls isn't as easy to copy as the difficulty level. . .
TXC2: wildpeaks it not working
wildpeaks: darn
Earthenone: was detective pikachu on the short list?
TehAmelie: hi James, hi Paul
lifecharacter: I mean, the difficulty part isn't that hard to copy either, because the difficulty is very specific and very forgiving.
lifecharacter: isn't that easy*
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RassilonDND: chat, could you tldr what the topic is this week?
TXC2: RassilonDND Mystery
RassilonDND: @txc2 thanks!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
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mynameisfourteen: Two months? That's almost two months.
Twinklebees: So what was on the shortlist?
mynameisfourteen: huh, I guess two months is almost a brand new sub.
lifecharacter: So twitch prime doesn't keep track of streaks and that's annoying.
Stoffern: Feels like we're back on Let's Nope
TehAmelie: i mean, you can actually get a 2 month sub inside one month, if it's a 31 day one
GDwarf: Spongy Mobius Strip?
Pal_Friendpatine: Woah. This is gonna be trippy
PhoenixMelior: this is gonna be weird
GDwarf: I've heard of Quantum Immortality, is...Quantum Suicide the inverse of that?
Chaotically_Random: 42?! I am the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything !
TehAmelie: "Quantum suicide." "Wait what?" seems sort of quotable
Nightvalien28: that's what doors do
lifecharacter: Yes, that's what doors do.
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RakdosDragon88: Can’t find the sub button 😪
TXC2: so like a Lawful Chaos? Kappa
wildpeaks: welp, seems like a bunch of well adjusted individuals
TehAmelie: he was like 80% of the way to accidentally make the gesture with his finger sticking in a hole between his thumb and finger
TXC2: yes, it's called alcohol
PhoenixMelior: you have one job!
Jeezy56: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
TehAmelie: i submit: never listen to Lrrbot
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Ponder your fists!
TehAmelie: hmm.
Stoffern: poor Ben
Earthenone: iiiiiiiiiiits ben------
TXC2: are you asking or telling?
TehAmelie: is anyone in the real world named Dekker?
RassilonDND: is this a fake British accent. this sounds off.
TehAmelie: oh cool, a "talk to everyone until they run out of lines" mechanic
wildpeaks: Her story
Earthenone: her story
NimrodXIV: Her Story
TheWarbo: Yeah it's giving me Her Story vibes
PhoenixMelior: ah so we should type "butt" into everything
TehAmelie: hmm, is this gonna be a game of collecting key words like Shadowrun?
Feminine_Desires: A few minutes in and I immediately have no interest in continuing this... welp. Off to something else.
TehAmelie: (SNES Shadowrun)
Feminine_Desires: Shame because I'm almost never up early enough to watch a games of chance.
Lithobraker: I assume the haha couch joke has already been made?
PhoenixMelior: uh. nudity?
miniwak: oh no.....i remember this character's story. this is gonna be good XD
Lithobraker: especially after that line.
TehAmelie: hey, that couch looks nice. i could see myself bonding with a headshrinker on that
RassilonDND: uh is here inability to stay in this reality might be part of the problem
canoecrasher: Nah she's just incorporeal.
PhoenixMelior: You JUST talked about nudity
Lithobraker: why are your shoes off!
canoecrasher: Try just typing a word?
SpacePotato01: "do you like star trek' ?
NimrodXIV: oh good, old text adventure vibes
SpacePotato01: or 'I like star trek'
PhoenixMelior: "naturist"
RakdosDragon88: Am using the twitch app and the subscribe button doesn’t seem to show up on the LRR page 😪
Lithobraker: or "i like turtles"
Yosh1tailz: <message deleted>Miss, miss, get naked.
TheWarbo: You could have led with that, you know
SpacePotato01: I know! She is an mermaid werewolf!
wildpeaks: that's quite an unusual hobby indeed
RassilonDND: is she swimming naked?
TehAmelie: i like the Rorschach blots on the wall. i see. . .friendly shrimp trying to hug, but there's a monster between them; an MRI scan, an angel, the video from The Ring
TXC2: so next question, how much are you drinking? :P
SpacePotato01: I can't believe I said 'an'
Metric_Furlong: SpacePotato01 a selkie?
wildpeaks: nice necklace though
thetoastmonster: The language parsing isn't great.
OmnipotentTrevor: "and that's when I blacked out"
thetoastmonster: Can you check Dr Decker's notes?
PhoenixMelior: sounds like multiple personalities
SpacePotato01: I don't think selkies murder people?
TXC2: TehAmelie you say angel I see a pair of birds
RassilonDND: I think we found johnny's match
TehAmelie: close enough for rock and roll eh
Metric_Furlong: SpacePotato01 that's just what they want you to think Kappa
kerbalized_: "I hold my breath really long" and then "I blackout" LUL
Yosh1tailz: The 3rd picture is Galaxy Brain
Penthesilea180: That's not how doctoring works?
Lithobraker: The camera is focused way too low for her face.
TehAmelie: ooh, almost a professional beach bum. i'm impressed
Lithobraker: Ask her about her Etsy store.
TXC2: Lithobraker yeap, almost like it's not focused on her face
Pal_Friendpatine: I feel I would use the drop down question menu for this game a pretty exclusively
NimrodXIV: ^
wildpeaks: just wear a gopro ?
TehAmelie: now James has flashbacks to the time he keps waking up on a couch in the woods whenever he had a drink
TehAmelie: kept
TheWarbo: So "hint" is just like "here are the questions (and probably really keywords) in case you're stuck"
RakdosDragon88: Sub baby yay !!!
TXC2: TehAmelie Gods that sketch was too real to me :P
TXC2: *too
TehAmelie: 9_6
SpacePotato01: @Metric_Furlong Eh, can't stay mad at cute seals.
TheR676767: oh I did not like that camera, no no
SpacePotato01: they're like the puppies of the sea
RassilonDND: does the game list responses already given?
TheWarbo: oh hell yeah cheevos
wildpeaks: "meanwhile, murder"
TehAmelie: whaat? why the full-screen popup? do cheevos matter in the game?
TheWarbo: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
NimrodXIV: uhhh
TXC2: sorry what?
Penthesilea180: Yep, Paul. I made that face too.
RassilonDND: uh, !maam
EJGRgunner: I think this whole conversation deserves a raised eyebrow
TehAmelie: the ambient music and the FMV is giving me flashbacks to Phantasmagoria
PhoenixMelior: she's still red, so you're not done yet
OmnipotentTrevor: phrasing
wildpeaks: definitely TehAmelie
thetoastmonster: Miss, could you please stop phasing in and out of reality.
Lithobraker: yeah, so apparently this character is kinda... yikes
TehAmelie: (actually just watching Spoony play it)
TXC2: I'd like to have the direction notes this Actress was given :p
TXC2: *have seen
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
I_Am_Clockwork: what dis?
RassilonDND: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
TXC2: trying to come on to us?
TehAmelie: is that neck thing something she made of beach junk? it's impressive
canoecrasher: "Yes"
PhoenixMelior: wow you really need to use the words
PhoenixMelior: you NEED to use "Yes"
TXC2: the necklace means she's part of hydra Kappa
TheWarbo: Yeah they said to use the words "yes" and "no" and *also* another word for context
GDwarf: "It's great because of the cheap vodka, but I don't drink"
RassilonDND: is she getting roofied? how would she know about cheep vodka shots!
TehAmelie: i shudder to think what "cheap" drinks in the US means
Cepsys: she drinks a Vodka drink, she drinks a cider drink, she drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a lager drink
TXC2: TehAmelie the US has nothing on the UK for cheep alcohol
thetoastmonster: Yeah could be a heart defect.
thetoastmonster: She should go to a doctor about that.
TehAmelie: huh
LJ_Alkes: Hey there
TXC2: cheep in the US is Bud, in the UK it;s white lightning
Pal_Friendpatine: Ok so I’m subtly starting to get how this game wants me to play
TehAmelie: Marianna has a "lot" of makeup own hasn't she?
TheWarbo: Yeah I think it expects us to use the specific word "hello" to greet patients
TehAmelie: *on
Lethondrin: cheep in the US is relative to where you are drinking
TXC2: same actress?
RassilonDND: is this a British game?
MechaKuuga: I have seen a playthrough of this game and it is very odd
TXC2: possibly
TehAmelie: here in Sweden, alcoholic drinks have something like a 60% additional tax. to pay for the healthcare needs it creates
TexanHick20: casting couch video game? bold move cotton.
TXC2: so a hospice, you work in a hospice
Lithobraker: "and then I smother them with a pillow"
RassilonDND: I feel like this game is slowly introducing us to really bad people.
Pal_Friendpatine: How much you want to bet the necklaces will mean something?
TehAmelie: good idea
wildpeaks: at least this time the camera isn't focused on the necklace
TXC2: surely if you work in end of life care, the patients dying is to be 100% expected?
TehAmelie: Elin, also massive amounts of makeup. it's like i'm back at the stage
PhoenixMelior: wildpeaks yeah, "necklace"
aquinas_0: wow
wildpeaks: :D
TXC2: ^^
aquinas_0: what is this, cosmic horror?
RebekahWSD: Wow
Lithobraker: uhhh
TehAmelie: Lovecraft was mentioned
Cepsys: ummmmmmmm
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
OmnipotentTrevor: This is reminding me a bit of "Contradiction", but with even simpler gameplay. You guys should totally play Contradiction. The main character's expressions are amazing.
RebekahWSD: Last person with that title went to jail D:
miniwak: @OmnipotentTrevor i do believe it's the same people who made contradiction
Lithobraker: They call me the "Angel of Death" but in a friendly teasing way!
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m glad they give us questions to ask. Otherwise I’d be really lost trying to type the question just right for the game to understand
RassilonDND: are the one who die losing jewelry?
Penthesilea180: Run, Hilda!
TXC2: isn't there like 3 different cases like this in the UK courts at the moment?
I_Am_Clockwork: @Lithobraker are her co-workers Space Mariens?
Lethondrin: Ah yes, she can solve their extreme pain with lavendar oil
RassilonDND: OMG herbal medicine murderer!
Earthenone: hey herbalisim is a good world of warcraft
Cepsys: she has a doctorate in dank herbs
noSmokeFire: oh boy, it's FMV
Lithobraker: Alternatives, herbal remedies. Like wolfsbane and nightshade!
Penthesilea180: Yeah, don't use one of those super effective pharmaceuticals.
PhoenixMelior: I feel like there's a lot more you could talk about with her - interesting
wildpeaks: The Bunker
aquinas_0: go for the penny royal
TehAmelie: hm, this game is 9 euros if anyone wants it. it's actually cheaper than Contradiction
Uzumaki15: I'm no doctor, but those medication names sounded fake
aquinas_0: stay for the liver damage
TheWarbo: Ahh, so the "sepia" is for "replaying"
TXC2: alternatives like crippling pain kappa
RebekahWSD: Uhhh
wildpeaks: shame about the dev of that game actually, he had bad luck after making it
PhoenixMelior: do we know why Dekker was seeing her?
noSmokeFire: "Dutch Zoom" sounds like something she'd prescribe
TehAmelie: the thrill of living that accompanies the awareness of death, oh yeah
RassilonDND: will you stop it with the Dutch angle!
Lithobraker: Every breath! Every muffled scream!
Pal_Friendpatine: The “I like” or “I don’t like” it is the direction in this game
gryfyn1: doctor detective?
Lunareclipse123: Dekker got bored of being a Mechwarrior and decided to take up psychology
noSmokeFire: given she keeps phasing in and out of existence, are you sure you aren't an exorcist?
Pal_Friendpatine: I still think the necklaces are the reason for the camera angle. In part anyway
aquinas_0: displacer beast necklaces
Penthesilea180: Yes, your face looks entirely confident that he knew what he was doing.
ProfessorMembrane: Has she run into any Tholians lately?
aquinas_0: horray!
TXC2: "Dr Dekker is up at the review board, he didn't know shit"
Uzumaki15: a horrible decision, really
Lithobraker: Ah so Bristol then
TehAmelie: so what is the necklace theme? the first lady had sort of a squid thing and this is more of an egg. could be an elder god thing and wait this boy has no necklace
RassilonDND: ah retail
ProfessorMembrane: you do NOT want to forget your loyalty card at Hellway
Pal_Friendpatine: No necklace! What do I do?!?!?? Kappa
TheWarbo: "Why are you like this?"
Penthesilea180: Cool. Nathan is a demon
ThePerrBearr: oh nathan, we all think that about jobs that deal with customers
lifecharacter: "But why?"
Lithobraker: Nathan have you tried alcohol? I find it helps people.
TXC2: yeah that just what life is
Uzumaki15: So existential crisis? Ok, next!
RebekahWSD: Uhhh
TXC2: Lithobraker it really doesn't :p
thetoastmonster: I mean, that's normal for living here in the UK.
ThePerrBearr: 2edgy
Earthenone: speaking of murder...
thetoastmonster: A sudden murder? I mean, I suppose that's better than a slow murder.
ProfessorMembrane: Murder. Or dropping your coffee. You know, something.
TehAmelie: he seems. . .unsafe
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh nice he loops
Lithobraker: TXC2 I mean it might be better for the community with this guy.
TXC2: right so this guy is suicidal
Penthesilea180: Have you seen Groundhog Day, Nathan? Maybe try learning to play the piano?
RassilonDND: No! Hannah down, Hannah down!
noSmokeFire: eurgh
Lithobraker: oh... :(
TehAmelie: and yes, the thicc layers of makeup continue
I_Am_Clockwork: So Depression
Penthesilea180: Yikes, PTSD
ProfessorMembrane: "Head Girl." That's a title.
noSmokeFire: #GamerLife
TXC2: Jesus Game
wildpeaks: nice :D
Ximos: Nice.
thetoastmonster: Neeeerrrrrrd
TheWarbo: game why
RassilonDND: human Necro?!
Cepsys: warcraft is my fav Minecraft mod
ThePerrBearr: NEEEEerd
haliberdk: SMOrc Alliance scum SMOrc
noSmokeFire: please let this turn into a time travel game
haliberdk: Kappa
Lunareclipse123: "Necromancer"? in WoW?! Fake nerd alert
EJGRgunner: He's a complicated man. Nobody understands him but his woman.
TehAmelie: an undead warlock could cosplay as necromancer
Lunareclipse123: Damn, I realise looking back that sounds super gatekeepey
Lithobraker: :( I want to give this guy a hug.
EJGRgunner: Is it possible this guy is from Bandersnatch?
Cepsys: why is everyone so trusting? have i been therapying wrong?
TXC2: he gets the theme of Groundgog day is acceptance right?
kerbalized_: wait hes in a groundhog day loop?
TehAmelie: Russian Doll is apparently a modern day Groundhog Day. anyone seent hat?
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I mean, probably not
PhoenixMelior: that would be why he's in therapy
TXC2: clearly
thetoastmonster: @TehAmelie Yes, I enjoyed it thoroughly.
wildpeaks: stuck in a loop ? this is an odd Oxenfree mod
TehAmelie: cool
Pal_Friendpatine: Hey who’s asking the questions here Bryce?
TheR676767: oh good
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kerbalized_: or does he have amnesia and thinks each day is the same day b/c he forgets the previous one
PhoenixMelior: i - what?
thetoastmonster: "work piling up" suddenly takes on a different meaning
TXC2: In no fucking way is this guy a gravdigger
RAICx: Is this game by the same people behind "Contradiction"?
aquinas_0: are these all lovecraft extras?
Pal_Friendpatine: @thetoastmonster riffLUL
PhoenixMelior: WAIT
Earthenone: does he have the midnight...yes
Earthenone: yeees
RebekahWSD: Riiiiight
PhoenixMelior: This man is in Persona 3?!
Ukon_vasara: uhh, theres a competent gravedigger without use of shovels?
miniwak: yeah this guy is straight from p3
aquinas_0: wtf mate
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh cool, he's got super powers!
TehAmelie: i think he's from Sex Criminals
LetsConsider: Persona 3
PhoenixMelior: This guy is a bad guy from Persona 3!
miniwak: he totally has a persona and everything Kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: How do I get that extra hour for myself?
GDwarf: Does everyone end up in a coffin during this extra hour?
aquinas_0: burn my dread starts playing
Aitsu111: PERSONA 3 reference
ThePerrBearr: i'd sleep the extra hour.
RassilonDND: that would be wonderful. I'd sleep during that time.
thetoastmonster: he's digging graves AT MIDNIGHT?
TXC2: so this guy does DLS everyday? Kappa
ThePerrBearr: he's a grave digger?
Cepsys: he just sets his watch back an hour and forgets
Lunareclipse123: He may be a gravedigger, but he lives in Henley, so he must be pretty rich
I_Am_Clockwork: this guy has a lot of nervous energy
KNACC: these are very strange patients
TehAmelie: Sex Criminals, if anyone's curious, is a comic book about a bunch of people with a rare condition where time freezes around them when they orgasm
thetoastmonster: @TehAmelie So, to rob a bank, they must first... make a deposit
Penthesilea180: Hey! Don't you roll your eyes at archaeologists young man.
RassilonDND: so it time for grave robbing?
TehAmelie: yeep. the tricky part is coming at the same time as your, um, partner
LetsConsider: @TehAmelie That is... Huh
I_Am_Clockwork: Wheel! Of! THEOLOGY!
Earthenone: can you type "persona 3"
Earthenone: :P
OmnipotentTrevor: The UK has Sceintologists?
TXC2: having to many choices is not a good reason to make a choice
TXC2: OmnipotentTrevor sadly yes
Mangledpixel: the motte and bailey style of castle fell out of favour in the 13th century. The queen was introduced into chess in the 15th century. Something is not right here.
Rhynerd: Hi folks! How’s the investigation?
aquinas_0: neil gaimans parents for 2
Papperslappen: have you watched Zeitgeist? seabatTROG
TXC2: hello Rhynerd welcome
seantheman2: hey @TXC2
seantheman2: hey Chat
TXC2: hello seantheman2
Rhynerd: Hi!
seantheman2: This is a very interesting game
TehAmelie: i have watched Zeitgeist. i'm unconvinced that it's actually in any way a good watch for anyone not looking for conspiracy theories to replace their brains
seantheman2: so what is the premise of this game
Uzumaki15: Elaborate?
ThePerrBearr: her husband dies, and she still sees him?
PhoenixMelior: seantheman2 their old psychologist died/was murdered, we're investigating while trying to help his old patients
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Was her husband in an accident with her... the other patient??
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Spooky.
seantheman2: @PhoenixMelior gotcha
geekvs: is this a 90s game
Rhynerd: I think the premise is that the psychologist for these people was murdered. We’re investigating the death.
seantheman2: this looks too good to be a 90's game
I_Am_Clockwork: yike
KodeMage: I think she killed him
NimrodXIV: oh he ded
TehAmelie: i'm suddenly getting some associations of The Secret History. i'm betting Dekker had no more than five patients in all
TacitusVigil: What?!
GDwarf: Little bit violent
dougma: you STABBED him
geekvs: said the delusional lady
KodeMage: he dead and she thinks he's not
dougma: isn't that attempted murder?
TehAmelie: Iris? an eye doctor? yes that is predictable
TacitusVigil: Wait...are most deaths brought upon themselves?
LetsConsider: Nominative... something
Rhynerd: Didn’t the people behind this game also make The Shapeshifting Detective, a game I almost suggested?
dougma: YES
thetoastmonster: Lock he rup
GDwarf: Everyone calling us "Doctor" makes me feel like we should have a TARDIS
wildpeaks: ahhh the shapeshifting detective, taht's the one I kept trying to recall the name of
TehAmelie: hmm do we have a name?
RassilonDND: hey, just a quick check, this game is sfw right?
LetsConsider: Nominative Determinism
silvalunae: tos o.o
wildpeaks: why isn't she wearing shoes ?
silvalunae: (feet)
RassilonDND: I mean I don't wear shoes inside, but it's a cultural thing
noSmokeFire: why was that an achievement
Earthenone: ben is on nightwatch you say....
Earthenone: jaccuse!
Penthesilea180: This office must have some plush carpet for everyone to go around barefoot.
noSmokeFire: I'm cracking up at the rorscach blot wall art
noSmokeFire: "how does a psychiatrist decorate their office? I know!"
ThePerrBearr: i'm gonna go the orient express route, and say they're all in this together. everyone is acting creepy
KodeMage: oh, I thought that was a picture of a sandwich
RassilonDND: who says that? who says try not to get murdered.
LetsConsider: @RassilonDND Can I ask if it's a specific cultural thing?
Temperature_Droplet: is it just me or is this incredibly surreal?
PhoenixMelior: RassilonDND I mean, I listen to the My Favourite Murder podcast. Their motto is "Stay Sexy and Don't Get Murdered"
I_Am_Clockwork: Everyone's a suspect
RassilonDND: @letsconsider It's an Asian thing. barefoot inside.
wildpeaks: someone who says "try not to get murdered" gets on the suspect list, definitely
GDwarf: Um...I don't think your employer should be your psychologist
RassilonDND: even if it's a saying, let's consider everyone a suspect until we know more.
noSmokeFire: why would the main character be a suspect? did you even know the victim...?
I_Am_Clockwork: the fact she won't name nemes plus her facial expression leads me to belive she is scared of someone
I_Am_Clockwork: or wants us to belive she is scared of someone
Earthenone: !chair
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RassilonDND: what if he got stabbed during the midnight hour?
noSmokeFire: the chair is the suspect
wildpeaks: for all we know, even our character should be a suspect too, we did get the dead guy's job after all
Lunareclipse123: Hm yes, maybe the victim is to blame
TXC2: I thought that they met on WOW?
Earthenone: they got married on WoW
TheR676767: uh ok
TXC2: right
noSmokeFire: they met at school, but he got to know her because of WoW
wildpeaks: I guess we broke the loop
noSmokeFire: you're supposed to say it was funny
Earthenone: maybe choice after school was wrong?
RassilonDND: this fake nerd thinks there are necromancers in WoW
I_Am_Clockwork: UUUUUH
ThePerrBearr: cyanide
KartoffelKaiser: Is that because you'll die
I_Am_Clockwork: UUUUUUUUH
TacitusVigil: I'm sure it's fine.
KartoffelKaiser: I think that's means you'll die
TXC2: What the Fuck kind of Doctor was Dekker?
TheR676767: it's never not poison
Earthenone: it means its pirate medicine!
KodeMage: ha
TacitusVigil "I've got you Babe" plays
lostindagame: you need 2 make a mistake
Rhynerd: @txc2 the kind that gets murdered.
lostindagame: it will break the loop
TXC2: Rhynerd indeed
KodeMage: it's not actually looping though, it's different each time
TheR676767: Well his dialogue is way different
noSmokeFire: what if you type "you are in a game" in the bar?
KartoffelKaiser: Well YOU are buddy
TacitusVigil: Oh right, Professor Matrix.
aquinas_0: there was the worbly background for a bit
LetsConsider: Lego8901
KartoffelKaiser: You are correct.
Uzumaki15: The 4th Wall likes a word with you
LetsConsider: Agh
OmnipotentTrevor: the meta character. We're going Bandersnatch now.
KartoffelKaiser: pls take like 2 steps away from us
TXC2: are.....are we a robot?
ThePerrBearr: wait, has it been a year since the murder?
I_Am_Clockwork: are we skyping in?
KartoffelKaiser: wait what
TheR676767: yeah we probably aren't human or something
aquinas_0: lol
noSmokeFire: pahahahah
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aquinas_0: is this secondary san damage
KartoffelKaiser: Cthulhu isn't a god. He's a Great Old One, which is not a god in the mythos. :I
Earthenone: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
aquinas_0: is this tertiary san damage?
noSmokeFire: guys, we're a cthulhu
aquinas_0: no
aquinas_0: we're going to be a worm the walks
aquinas_0: :P
KartoffelKaiser: @aquinas_0 pls no
ThePerrBearr: are we a sexy highschooler cthulhu?
RassilonDND: sounds like a good I can get behind. a balance of chaos and order.
kanimaras: Doctors, Nurses, Twitch Chat
Rhynerd: Or maybe we’re a shapeshifting detective before the creation of shapeshifting detrctive.
aquinas_0: farir fair
gMilk: I love this game so much FeelsGoodMan
RassilonDND: are the fake video blips a thing we have to note.
aquinas_0: those are cuts
TXC2: so we did a 22 day session?
aquinas_0: oh god
traveller800: no...the glass has been murde4red
KartoffelKaiser: He broke our glass >:|
Earthenone: this game is neat
wildpeaks: yeah I dig it
Uzumaki15: Wuh?
I_Am_Clockwork: ok This game just got my attention
TacitusVigil: This is an odd time for Let's Nope! but ok. :D
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KartoffelKaiser: what'd you do that for
KNACC: this is spooky
I_Am_Clockwork: the lesson here is Let Go
Earthenone: if i were in a loop im sure it would stop on an awkward one
kanimaras: Looking forward for everyone to turn totally insane
TXC2: Summer
RassilonDND: f*ck summer
Rhynerd: Autumn.
thatladyinplaid: !uptime
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accountmadeforants: Spring's the best, no contest.
noSmokeFire: doctor dekker was a wizard and we're all stuck in his jar
TXC2: Spring is tree sex time
noSmokeFire: can't you type something in?
Earthenone: always be burning
NimrodXIV: FIre! Fire! Fire!
kanimaras: Are... we a baddie?
gMilk: Ah, havent played with options, game was quite hard with figuring out questions/answers D:
TXC2: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
I_Am_Clockwork: Fire... to Destroy All You've Don
RassilonDND: burn the church?
accountmadeforants: Praise Helix?
TXC2: a ocotpus? and who do we know with a Hydra like neckless who has balckouts? Kappa
KNACC: whelp
TheR676767: santa claus?
gryfyn1: hill billy jim?
ThePerrBearr: Davy Jones?
NimrodXIV: Patrick Rothfuss?
RassilonDND: muscle santa?
Rhynerd: Johnny?
I_Am_Clockwork: The Great Bearded one? Graham?
kanimaras: No! He'll just set fire to their stuff
RAICx: Yes, to all the above
aquinas_0: fire... to end all you've become though
RassilonDND: maybe Hannah gave him mystical loop powers so he could score on tinder?
kanimaras: hahh
ThePerrBearr: ok, so this is a Lovecraftian story
Rhynerd: What state is this game in?
KartoffelKaiser: oops woops
accountmadeforants: I'm still betting it was the Helix Fossil.
gMilk: Waifu FeelsGoodMan
aquinas_0: no blackouts at the beach
KartoffelKaiser: Dr. Dekker from the future murdered past Dr. Dekker and that's why we have a time loop
ThePerrBearr: better behaved? was he hitting on you?
TheR676767: inb4 "I'm a follower of the great old one!"
aquinas_0: so, does your likely child have the correct type of skin
TXC2: I just realised that this isn't going to be a cute little reference, it's going to be full tilt lovecraftian
TXC2: no, it's fucking Illegal
Laurreth: Her name was Robert Paulsen!
siderealmemories: Oh! I own that necklace in brass!
Penthesilea180: Ew, that's also against the law
RassilonDND: okay so are all the patients killing Dr Dekker?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Did she happen to tell Dekker which beach she went to. Also, this girl is scarlet...?
aquinas_0: it does
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah dating patients is super unethical.
siderealmemories: Yep
aquinas_0: just had to publish a bunch of those notices :(
Zhedor: Soo, any bets that scarlett is her other personality?
ThePerrBearr: i bet the church is to the Great Old One.
kanimaras: BS she was with the elder god on valentines day
I_Am_Clockwork: You said you didn't drink though
NimrodXIV: thought she hadn't been to the beach?
thetoastmonster: I thought she doesn't drink
Penthesilea180: Breach of his professions ethical code? Yes.
Earthenone: valentines day was in the past, it was when the doctor died
KartoffelKaiser: Wait she goes to the beach and blacks out? Yeah she's a cultist. She goes to the beach to talk to starspawn and shit
KartoffelKaiser: YUP
noSmokeFire: "truly beautiful" = cthulhu
TheR676767: oop here we go
Zhedor: Valentines Day is, of course, the most important Day of the year. At least it has been since I was born :P
Cepsys: squid moster from space!
ThePerrBearr: cthulhu is truly beautiful
thetoastmonster: Definiately Cthulhu
I_Am_Clockwork: Dagoth
aquinas_0: the cthulu necklace is a double blind
KartoffelKaiser: Ask if she's heard the good word of Cthulhu
noSmokeFire: I guess it could be the Great Dagon, yeah
aquinas_0: its dagon she loves
TemporallyAwry: I feel like you're an NPC in cultist-simulator.
ThePerrBearr: jarring sound
accountmadeforants: JUMPSCARE NOISE
kanimaras: jummmp scaare
TheR676767: jesuz that sound
I_Am_Clockwork: how could he sue US
Penthesilea180: Is it cephelopod shaped?
TheR676767: the sound freaked me out more than she did
Earthenone: who is US precious
KartoffelKaiser: If you are being sued get an attorney.
TacitusVigil: That necklace
TacitusVigil: So...definitely Cthulhu, huh?
TXC2: "sorry to barge in on this privileged conversation"
Rhynerd: “Doctor’s log, day 3. I think I’m in a lovecraft story.”
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait... so was Dekker sacrificed to the Old Ones?
accountmadeforants: Well now I want one of those buttons to make that noise whenever I want. Just show up behind a colleague like *BWEWP* "Hey man want some coffee?"
Earthenone: you would think if her old boss was dating the patients she wouldlearn to knock
ThePerrBearr: "before she dies"
NimrodXIV: suuuure
ThePerrBearr: *died
TheR676767: Dekker was most definitely a sacrifice, considering the direction the game is going
KartoffelKaiser: It has a picture of The Crawling Chaos in it. Don't look at it you'll super die.
Earthenone: like trophys, of your murders..yes
KartoffelKaiser: ok so you did steal it :I
KartoffelKaiser: YES, its not yours!
TXC2: so that locket is clearly (meant to be) made of sliver and is thus worth like £200 without breaking a sweat
RassilonDND: called it. she's killing people and stealing their jewelry. didn't know it was based on cthulu though.
KartoffelKaiser: "We went murdering it was rad"
ThePerrBearr: like, Old God - fashiones?
KartoffelKaiser: "I can tell because I'm killing her"
Zhedor: @TXC2 only if its from a famous silversmith or old. Or weighs like a pound
aquinas_0: shes keeping the souls!!!
Rhynerd: Is there a deep speech version of “if you know what I mean?”
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KartoffelKaiser: WHAT
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Clairvoyancy?
kanimaras: umm
aquinas_0: oh shit
wildpeaks: oh good
I_Am_Clockwork: ah
TacitusVigil: She's a Changeling!
NimrodXIV: oh boy
Penthesilea180: NO
TXC2: Zhedor that's what I'm assuming
Rhynerd: Because I feel like this g-she’s a shapeshifter.
Uzumaki15: Oh...right... *presses panic button*
aquinas_0: it
aquinas_0: its a shapeshifter
accountmadeforants: Not, "Show me?"
TXC2: this is rather berrying the lead
NimrodXIV: 100% show me
KartoffelKaiser: "I only shape to murder people and get away with it."
TheR676767: she's a level 3 wizard!
Lunareclipse123: Can't you just type "How does that work" in the text field?
Penthesilea180: Right, and never on film or anything
RassilonDND: did doctor Dekker end himself after deciding his clients are insane.
Rhynerd: If this is anything like shapeshifting detective, she’s breaching shapeshifter code by telling you this.
TheR676767: "are you a shapeshifter? you have to tell me if you are a shapeshifter."
noSmokeFire: I am INSTANTLY concenred
Penthesilea180: Old Gods lawyers R Us
TXC2 licks his ice cream, see it's now red, goes to check, find his tongue is bleeding :P
sunbro20: @TheR676767 are you a cop? lol
noSmokeFire: Shub-Niggurath and Sons law firm
aquinas_0: nah just wolphram and hart
KartoffelKaiser: "Azathoth and Nyarlothotep, Attorneys at Law"
wildpeaks: A quiet man ? Did he punch the same three guys over and over ?
noSmokeFire: Dekker was a *bad* psychiatrist
Earthenone: so annother breach of ethics, got it
Zhedor: @aquinas_0 dangit, you beat me to it :P
KartoffelKaiser: Was Dekker just a pile of ethical violations in an overcoat?
NimrodXIV: do they not have HIPAA in Innsmouth?
CadmusNix42: Ask if they've seen the Yellow Sign
accountmadeforants: Lawyers Online, Powered by the Cloud(-Thing)
Penthesilea180: Like she's a Priestess or something
Rhynerd: Is there anything in the code of Ethics the doctor didn’t break?
RassilonDND: the best lawyers are from Marshall, Carter, and dark.
TXC2: nah, best lawyers are from shark, shark shark and remora Kappa
TheR676767: the glasses are there for style
KartoffelKaiser: No, I also go to my doctor's appointment to see my doctor instead of socialize
wildpeaks: maybe the sofa is a mimic
ThePerrBearr: who's tom?
KartoffelKaiser: The sofa murdered Dr. Dekker after witnessing so many ethical violations.
Penthesilea180: That's not strange. He liked adrenaline
Earthenone: he flew?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: He flew away?
NimrodXIV: splat?
wildpeaks: turns out he can fly ?
TheR676767: geeze this game really likes to stop at parts that seem important
Rhynerd: Cthulu grabbed him.
TacitusVigil: Wait, what?
wildpeaks: :D
Penthesilea180: Huh?
noSmokeFire: the ROCK is the murderer
TacitusVigil: I mean, couldn't that have happened *with* the parachute?
Rhynerd: So, he crashed into a mountain?
aquinas_0: are we in that new shamalan movie then?
KartoffelKaiser: That's one of the things you DO tell other people about as a psychiatrist. When one of your patients tells you that they are going to kill themselves.
CarnageTyrantits: That lady crazy
TheR676767: the rock is the most guilty
RassilonDND: offstage rock? is he related to truck-kun
ThePerrBearr: does she actually think he could fly? or is it a metaphorical fly
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So we have a flyer, a shapeshifter, and a time controller.... Dekker was building a superteam!
I_Am_Clockwork: @Rhynerd A montain crashed into him
TacitusVigil: "Fire Jaya"
Penthesilea180: He resigned, but he had a session with Elin that day
TXC2: "he liked to drink, but it was drink that killed him" "I'm sorry he was an alcoholic?" "no he got run over by a Guinness truck."
silvalunae: rotate the cushions?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is this like the prequel to Glass?
Earthenone: he probobly put in notice and was waiting for you to come in and offically replace him when they found you
TXC2: ThePerrBearr I think she thinks he thought he could legit fly
aquinas_0: lol
aquinas_0: this is trustworthy
TheR676767: succinct.
Earthenone: lol
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn so unbreakable? Kappa
NimrodXIV: short and to the point
Earthenone: a man of few ethics and few words
KartoffelKaiser: The pattern is that referral letters basically all look the same save for patient specific information. Like names. And referring doctors. Not really a relevant pattern
Uzumaki15: He was three days from retirement
wildpeaks: ominous
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Was thinking more of a different therapist working with a different group of people with powers (or crazy people).
silvalunae: rob a bank
Penthesilea180: Rearrange them in funny poses
TXC2: Pretty sure we covered that on a Panalaysts
kat2kool: Sleep, obvs
wildpeaks: what do you mean "another"
ThePerrBearr: pictures?
Rhynerd: “I read the first book in that series, I’d have to start making weapons with 13-letter names.”
KartoffelKaiser: Type a question about the picture?
silvalunae: oh yeah, sleep is a strong one
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat, how goes the stream?
KartoffelKaiser: :I why have the open field when it doesnt work
TheR676767: oh good
Earthenone: thats our assistant, she has boundary issues
silvalunae: tbh i've thought it over and if i ever got the power to pause time, i'd use it just to sleep @kat2kool
Rhynerd: Now I wish I could remember that series
noSmokeFire: It's definitely Jaya
ThePerrBearr: we the Sixth Sense now
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: See, he can see dead people... this IS a Shamylan film.
RassilonDND: you know what I'm invested. can we get a continuation of this game til we finish it?
CadmusNix42: She doesn't "normally" say anything?
TheR676767: not only do you get an extra hour, you can see dead folks? neat powers.
tendrilsoftragedy: @silvalunae that sounds like a brilliant use of that power.... why had I never considered it...
kat2kool: @silvalunae Oh absolutely. Extra time to sleep is like my dream
Rhynerd: Cremation.
silvalunae: agreed so much ; ;
KartoffelKaiser: Because Future Dekker killed Past Dekker, so both corpses vanished.
TXC2: Pretty sure the Gravedigger is not also one of the pallbearers
I_Am_Clockwork: this is so engrossing, but I have to go to meetings
I_Am_Clockwork: later all
ThePerrBearr: was Dr.. Decker a cthulhu?
RassilonDND: I mean his body was being autopsied.
TXC2: so long I_Am_Clockwork have fun
silvalunae: imagine, it'd take you "30 seconds" to get a full 8 hours of sleep
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @KartoffelKaiser Perfect, it all makes sense now.
wildpeaks: neither, shot into the Sun
noSmokeFire: Isn't Cremation, like, the default in england?
RassilonDND: is that a threat?
silvalunae: the only thing i'd worry about is i'd probs end up sleeping for 2 days straight in relative time ;a;
TXC2: I want my body to erode away on a plinth
Penthesilea180: Windmill Slam Cremation. I know how archaeologist deal with bones.
kanimaras: Remember you're a bad doctor. You'll steal things
Lunareclipse123: You can type things
kat2kool: @silvalunae Lol, so true
TXC2: noSmokeFire nope
Angnor33: Try zombies or come back?
Rhynerd: You can type your own questions, right?
noSmokeFire: huh. not sure where I heard that, then
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Spy
Lunareclipse123: You don't have to choose those options
TXC2: noSmokeFire probably Japan
noSmokeFire: might be
KartoffelKaiser: I'd pet every dog.
LetsConsider: I personally would probably go to some kind of research center
KartoffelKaiser: Put it in the register.
Lunareclipse123: @KartoffelKaiser Petting dogs that are unable to respond seems... wrong to me
wildpeaks: like an even bigger bottle of milk
CadmusNix42: Ask what he'd steal
Rhynerd: I’d leave money anyways. Might as well go all the way if things are gonn go randomly missing
KartoffelKaiser: wow great what a fucking creep
Rhynerd: Policepolicepolivepolicepolice
ThePerrBearr: at midnight she was still awake?
silvalunae mrrrrrrrrr
KartoffelKaiser: call.the.police.
TheAinMAP: katesNope katesNope katesNope
silvalunae MRRRRRR
KartoffelKaiser: P O L I C E
KartoffelKaiser: YES
Penthesilea180: So, this is a mandatory reporting situation
noSmokeFire: yeah, so, when he said he "took another picture" of the girl he helped.
NimrodXIV: YES
TheAinMAP: Yes!
TXC2: it's a CRIME!
silvalunae: hello, police? yeah we have a situation
Rhynerd: “QUITE.”
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So either he's got very in depth delusions... or he can actually stop time.
ThePerrBearr: but, if time is frozen, light doesn't travel, and a photo wouldn't work
ThePerrBearr: not would eyes
noSmokeFire: we need to start a support group for "Dr. Dekker made me a pervert"
ThePerrBearr: *nor
wildpeaks: something something a wizard did it
KartoffelKaiser: Well, they were also wrong, but the breaking and entering and sexual assault are more pertinently wrong.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya, still going with my Dekker was creating a superteam... training their skills and everything.
RassilonDND: wait, was Dr Dekker handing out cthulu powers! sign me up
TXC2: I feel like this game is not going to explain if it's magical or mundane, and that's gonna piss me off :P
Earthenone: so you killed them, got it
KartoffelKaiser: "I sabotaged the carbon monoxide detector"
KartoffelKaiser: so a net
TXC2: yeah crab fishing, people do it all the time
noSmokeFire: she had these weird, black orbs instead of eyes
NimrodXIV: to clarify, talking is done without knives.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: She's also the little girl I presume.
KartoffelKaiser: "Talking to people is not bad. Murder is bad. Glad we've had this talk"
TXC2: also are we not gonna talk about how these are meant to be different sessions, yet everyone is always dressed the same?
Uzumaki15: I'm sorry what?
noSmokeFire: I'd hope he wouldn't do it in the other order...
Uzumaki15: I David a Werewolf?
TXC2: so David was a tanner ?
KartoffelKaiser: @TXC2 maybe they all take place on the same day of the week, and all of these people have a daily wardrobe?
KNACC: that sounds like something she's doing
TXC2: KartoffelKaiser I guess
Rhynerd: @txc2 I thought this patient here was wearing blue last session?
TheR676767: !uptime
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TXC2: Rhynerd I'd call that dress blue
noSmokeFire: why would you say that???
ThePerrBearr: she's still wearing blue
Penthesilea180: k
KartoffelKaiser: "He said he'd cover up all my murders"
CururuGuasu: That doesn’t sound suspicious or anything
RassilonDND: was it the ability to go back in time and murder your parents?
Rhynerd: Ah, the lighting was making it look black for a while from my angls.
ThePerrBearr: has David been exposed to any octopus-like creatures, before he started skinning?
TheR676767: well today we learned that one of our patients is a straight up shapeshifter
TXC2: "special" ?
noSmokeFire: you're not polite, tho
Penthesilea180: "Special Friend" Ex-Machina
KartoffelKaiser: And then she stabbed you
wildpeaks: daww
silvalunae: please no touch-- nO TOUCHIE
RassilonDND: what grief counciling?!
HighTide__: I just got here and *what is this*?
ThePerrBearr: that was the guy in the tape, wasn't it?
Rhynerd: As in a spiked drink, a violent spiking, or a mind spike?
TXC2: por que no los tres ?
ThePerrBearr: called it. but it was pretty obvious.
Earthenone: ohh the titular spike
silvalunae: "possible" murder weapon
KNACC: oh maybe she is practicing on animals before she plans to skin and stuff her husband?
ThePerrBearr: she's seeing ghosts, one hour man, is seeing ghosts. shapeshifting lady is possibly making ghosts
Penthesilea180: So, zombie husband?
TXC2: murrrrrrrder?
Earthenone: why are you not in jail
LetsConsider: Ah, so this is the delusion
noSmokeFire: if it walks like a corpse, and quacks like a corpse
Rhynerd: “Are you saying he faked his death or are you saying he’s a zombie?”
KartoffelKaiser: Have you considered the possibility that you are wrong about the fact that the person you stabbed to death is alive
KartoffelKaiser: GOOD, maybe don't stab people?
wildpeaks: oh good, "fixed"
LetsConsider: "Fixed"
TheR676767: "aww there's blood everywhere."
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait... steak knife... or paper spike?
LetsConsider: Oh nooooo
KNACC: ahhhh yeah
Rhynerd: Ah, so she’s a necromancer.
ThePerrBearr: Dr. Decker doesn't sound like a sane man
Earthenone: that explains why he did not want to be burried
Uzumaki15: Uh-huh...*presses panic button again*
KartoffelKaiser: uh huh. Police?
Goorguy: She has a corpse sitting on her porch.
TheMandrew: Dr. Dekkermancer
TXC2: so how evil was dekker?
RassilonDND: I instantly regretted it. my steak knife won't fix itself.
KartoffelKaiser: She's Weekend At Burnie-ing her husband.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Flyer, time control, shapeshifter and now necromancer. Just a few more powers and we're good.
noSmokeFire: why would you wait a week??
KartoffelKaiser: oh my god.
Zhedor: Sooo, she's Liliana?
TXC2: "lisa please, they prefer to be called the living impaired"
NimrodXIV: understatement
TheR676767: Nah Dr. Dekker is just trying to find students for his gifted school for mutants
ThePerrBearr: you THINK
KartoffelKaiser: Attempted murder is STILL A CRIME
silvalunae: i mean you did technically kill him even if you did bring him back
silvalunae: so you did still murder him
kanimaras: yes... temporarily...
staticdisplay: Is this like one of the VHS games from the 80's?
KartoffelKaiser: ok, but you are though. You said that you are.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Yes, we can absolutely declare you insane. You're welcome.
Penthesilea180: You STABBED him
noSmokeFire: killing someone and bringing them back to life is a serious party foul
silvalunae: that kills people carl
wildpeaks: it's still pretty bad
Pteraspidomorphi: Just a little bit of stabbing
Ximos: "just a bit"
TheR676767: stabbed him a little bit
RassilonDND: i mean you did stab him
Pteraspidomorphi: Casual stabbing
TacitusVigil: You are *actually* insane.
noSmokeFire: common mistake, it's actually man's laughter
KartoffelKaiser: You're not temporarily insane. You're insane.
wildpeaks: she won the local stabbist competition
Uzumaki15: people
accountmadeforants: I merels destroyed target creature, that’s not murder!
RassilonDND: bontan has some strong words for you
wildpeaks: the heck
KartoffelKaiser: you killed that girl and reanimated her didnt you
KartoffelKaiser: :I
TheR676767: well this is pretty messed up
KNACC: ugh
kanimaras: no it's okay because it's not murder
TXC2: Why the fuck did no one report dekker?
Penthesilea180: Yep, mandatory reporting time
KartoffelKaiser: I see everyone is following the standard horror genre rules of "never call the police"
ThePerrBearr: he seems to have had no ethics
Uzumaki15: this is taking some really crazy turns
TXC2: I'd like to think that matter how Insane I was, I'd still know when the Doctor is being uneithcal
noSmokeFire: do not go to a therapist who's titilliating himself at your expense
Uzumaki15: And I'm pretty sure Dekker should not have any sort of medical license
KartoffelKaiser: "I took him to the lakehouse and killed him"
TacitusVigil: Yes. But with other people present.
TacitusVigil: Witnesses.
KartoffelKaiser: She's super going to kill you.
Earthenone: bad end?
TXC2: In the next thrilling episode! Kappa
Penthesilea180: Bring camera
Angnor33: She's put a lot of thought into this for a not-murderer
Penthesilea180: Also, DNA testing equipment
KartoffelKaiser: Police. NOW
Rhynerd: It is amazing that Dekker got a directorate at this rate.
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TXC2: so do these people all know each other?
TheR676767: "Police? Yes, this lady has a zombie in a lakehouse."
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah she necromancer'd Dkeer
wildpeaks: did she bring dekker back to life
RassilonDND: what was the question that brought up a paper spike?!
KartoffelKaiser: Wow what a piece of shit
noSmokeFire: he looks like a budget Martin Freeman
TheR676767: "I win, loser!"
Rhynerd: “What did he did do this time?”
Shfflecat: I've seen that guy in the blue shirt in another live action defective game.
Shfflecat: *detective
Seagulyus: I know that guy! HE WAS THE...the father in that one detective game!
KartoffelKaiser: what
noSmokeFire: no
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: yes
Vyous: Yes, sorta.
TheR676767: yep
ThePerrBearr: yes, i have
wildpeaks: it was referenced in Alan Wake too, afaik
Penthesilea180: Is this like the dead/alive cat in a box thing?
ThePerrBearr: where the gun mis-fires
KNACC: whelp
wildpeaks: one of the episodes of the fake tv show
Swamplor: "Quantum immortality" is a concept that exists
KartoffelKaiser: Ok so not anything scientific then.
Shfflecat: Seagulyus, Contradiction maybe? He played the teacher of an after-hours uni course.
Seagulyus: Shfflecat that was it!
silvalunae: which one???
noSmokeFire: seriously, what are these achievements
TXC2: you took the green spaces in to account? kappa
Shfflecat: I loved Contradiction! I can't believe I forgot to suggest it for GoC!
wildpeaks: that's.. that's not how a thought experiment works
Vyous: "Realistic thought expiriment"
GDwarf: not how this works
aquinas_0: is this a renfeild?
KartoffelKaiser: You are not a scientist.
RassilonDND: what, did he bet his life?
TXC2: if you do it for real, it's not a thought experiment
Penthesilea180: That's not any different from probablility
Comeback323: that's called a gambling problem
OmnipotentTrevor: So he's Nick Cage from Next
wildpeaks: Neverday
KartoffelKaiser: That's not a contradiction.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Flyer, Time Control, Shapeshifting, Necromancer, and Reality Altering/Timeline Control.
Earthenone: sounds like he did his job...
ThePerrBearr: did she leave you because of your gambling proble?
kat2kool: @earthenone For once...
thetoastmonster: Who allowed this man scotch in the doctor's office??
KartoffelKaiser: Clearly you didn't die so you're not even using your own garbage "theory"
lithuasil: This british southland tales sequel is pretty strange
noSmokeFire: I promise you it did not
Seagulyus: thetoastmonster maybe its actually his office :V
Seagulyus: and we are here using it V:
GDwarf: Quantum Immortality/Suicide doesn't let you control which timeline you're in. All it says is that, if the many world's theory is true then there's at least one universe for every thing that can physically happen
Seagulyus: or maybe he thinks it is his and brought it :V
NimrodXIV: ew
aquinas_0: the glasses go on
aquinas_0: huzzah!
KNACC: that sounds like a problem for a psychologist, not believing in science
ThePerrBearr: oh? the plot thickens
RassilonDND: selling super duper death Ray?!
TheR676767: with those glasses
TXC2: odd way to phrase that
Uzumaki15: So that you can kill us?
kat2kool: Um
TXC2: also again why no shoes?
KartoffelKaiser: :I
wildpeaks: oh good
ThePerrBearr: a cthulhu?
TheR676767: ew gross
KartoffelKaiser: Why did you pay him
KartoffelKaiser: Why would anyone believe that
KNACC: okay seems fair
thetoastmonster: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
Earthenone: all words are like that
TXC2: expected her to sing the REM song there :P
Officinalis: Sometimes stories change lady.
Uzumaki15: We are about as far as we can be from happy sane people
ThePerrBearr: why view her as competition, if you weren't interested?
RassilonDND: I still prefer grief to moist.
KartoffelKaiser: Why were you happy that the person you were working for was committing an ethical violation?
Rhynerd: Oh no...
TXC2: No, I dont read books with "cult" in the title
ThePerrBearr: aaaaand she's crazy too
KartoffelKaiser: That's not psychology.
wildpeaks: we Cultist Sim now
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, if you want to study how people behave irrationally in cult settings then sure. But psychokinesis is not really relevant.
noSmokeFire: "psychokinesis" is often used to mean "broad supernatural powers" rather than "telekinesis
Earthenone: all those "powers" are potential psychokinessis incidents
TXC2: *That
Shfflecat: Can we not ask her about being a Kojak fan?
TXC2: ^
ThePerrBearr: yeah, ask what kojak is
Zhedor: Thats TELEkinesis, Paul
KNACC: haha yes paul
TXC2: How much daytime ITV4 has she been watching to know about Kojak?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: She wants to hear encourage...
Earthenone: maybe its on in the waiting room?
KartoffelKaiser: You inform them that magic isn't real and you encourage them to accept that they are not wizards.
wildpeaks: Chat is watching the streamers-watchmen
TheR676767: but who watches the people who watch the watchmen
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @KartoffelKaiser We're assuming magic isn't real in this fictional game world. :)
TwilightAvalon: !time
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TXC2: well that's doesn't work if no one reports the doctor being unethical
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TXC2: !uptime
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Earthenone: Objection!
kat2kool: No pressure though
KartoffelKaiser: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Look, I'm not a fan of settings that treat magic as "Does this exist?" instead of "This categorically exists and is documented". to each their own though
Welbog: Do not look at the hooded figures in the dog park.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh boy
wildpeaks: is it an unseasoned hour
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @KartoffelKaiser Fair. It's being treated like only these few believe it's possible... so we'll assume it's not a real thing in this world.
noSmokeFire: why are we asking all these people about the paper spike....
Penthesilea180: How do you know it's a man? It's a hooded figure.
ThePerrBearr: bryce let iris go?
noSmokeFire: @Penthesilea180 hooded, but no pantsed
Rhynerd: @nosmokefire to try and solve a murder, I assume
Penthesilea180: @noSmokeFire LOL
TheR676767: yay bryce
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @KartoffelKaiser I was going along the lines of "Unbreakable"... normal world, until we find a dude with powers. Although this doesn't feel quite right for that. :)
TXC2: saying "destroyed evil" sounds kinds evil
ThePerrBearr: you have to be trained to be a pallbearer?
Welbog: Bearing Paul
TXC2: ThePerrBearr sure do
Alephred: I've been a pallbearer. Zero training.
TXC2: it's a job like any other, it needs skill
Clench_Eastwood: oh this game is so good
Clench_Eastwood: hello all o/
Alephred: I suppose I was an amateur pallbearer, in fairness.
ThePerrBearr: haven't ever been to a funeral with a body, i always figured it was family members that carried the casket
TXC2: hello Clench_Eastwood welcome
wildpeaks: I.. don't think that's how paper works
silvalunae: I suppose it's like most physical jobs, you'd do better with training or experience but you could kinda do it without it
Penthesilea180: That's not how matter works
TXC2: ThePerrBearr that VERY rarely happens
Lithobraker: Well, yes, it would pass right through your hand. It might hurt
KNACC: oh wait I remember what a paper spike is now
wildpeaks: it would be Quantum Break (which is a pretty sweet video game indeed)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just make it 30-60 seconds time stops at a time... and then the game is fun.
TXC2: ThePerrBearr It might be friends of the Deceased, but almost never the family
kat2kool: Midnight hour? Is this Persona 3?
Clench_Eastwood: Paul, you keeping the beard this year or shaving it when it warms up?
Rhynerd: I’d play a game where you had an hour to loot/investigate an enemy base and get back to your base.
Goorguy: Isn't that Max Payne?
Alephred: The Queen of England probably gets professional pallbearers. Common plebs like my grandmother get me and my cousins.\
PhoenixMelior: "Tell me about the reapers"
TXC2: Alephred some people like to splash out on their funerals
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this guy schizophrenic? I got here way late today
Earthenone: i wonder if pictures taken can be veiwed outside the midnight hour
wildpeaks: waaat
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi theres some possible lovecraft stuff afoot
ThePerrBearr: probably the Doctor's Wife?
Uzumaki15: Hold up
noSmokeFire: @Pteraspidomorphi all the patients are either delusional or have some kind of supernatural power, but it's not clear which
Earthenone: uhh oh...
TXC2: the plot thickens
Officinalis: Teri being thrown under the bus there.
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PhoenixMelior: because she's being POISONED!
TXC2: "poison running through her veins, poison!"
KartoffelKaiser: YOU CAN
TacitusVigil: I'm not closing my eyes.
TacitusVigil: Why are you closing your eyes
Officinalis: I love @seabats
KartoffelKaiser: And then she murders us
TacitusVigil: Don't close your eyes.
lifecharacter: We all picture Adam, right?
noSmokeFire: I love the 3 of clubs
KartoffelKaiser: :I
TXC2: how convenient
TheR676767: well that;s a plus
ThePerrBearr: what does that have to do with dying?
HighTide__: Y.. yay?
KartoffelKaiser: So what you're saying is that you're full of shit
wildpeaks: at least that's good news ?
Uzumaki15: well that was a letdown
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That would be EXTRA creeepy, transforms into Adam...
lifecharacter: "Why does my kid have a British accent?"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Game scans your computer for photos and picks one to use....
TXC2: lifecharacter to much pepper pig Kappa
NojhLivic: Okay. Just arrived. What are we playing?
Earthenone: !game
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ThePerrBearr: her kid is currently living in aus, but not necessarily from there
Earthenone: if you are poisoning and killing them all yes
KartoffelKaiser: This seems the least bad thing that our patients are doing.
NojhLivic: So we're interviewing people with anxiety?
TXC2: NojhLivic we're a physc dealing with people who maybe are insane, or have powers
NojhLivic: TXC2 Ooh interesting
KartoffelKaiser: We're interviewing people who claim to have magical powers who cannot actually demonstrate them.
ThePerrBearr: "helped" like, in the Kevorkian sense?
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Earthenone: he was a robot!!!
SheeshFalco: PogChamp
TXC2: again, I reckon this game is not going to commit one way or the other on if it's real or not
Welbog: Therapy: do magic tricks until your patient feels better.
GoingOptimal: Seems that way
Welbog: This is not how my therapy works.
SheeshFalco: words i heard in that sentence: Magic, Spike.
GoingOptimal: but what is life without some surrealism now and again?
PhoenixMelior: I'll have to watch the vod, I'm curious
TheR676767: this has been an enjoyable slow burn
TXC2: who doesn't?
ThePerrBearr: the necklace hides her true form
Earthenone: lol
TehAmelie: i'm curious too. might have to skip that synopsis and play the thing myself
PhoenixMelior: "what's rent day" How OLD are you, fictional character?
ThePerrBearr: suprised? no?
SheeshFalco: LUL what is rent pretty lady?
noSmokeFire: checks out
TXC2: makes sense
silvalunae: xD
NimrodXIV: Amazing.
KartoffelKaiser: "Incidentally, what is tax day?"
Amentur: You pressed it xD
Welbog: "rent"
HighTide__: Rent? What is this... "rent"?
Amentur: Yea coxBaeloy
TXC2: yes, but also no
ThePerrBearr: let's go to the beach, each, lets go get away
KartoffelKaiser: oh my god
mtvcdm: Hello and what in the world
TXC2: yes that is how beaches work
noSmokeFire: he's an OK cthulhu
KartoffelKaiser: Great, ok.
Welbog: Bask in its warm glowing warming glow.
KartoffelKaiser: It's Ryleh, or however you spell it
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Are we sure she wasn't being hypnotized... some of these descriptions seem like induction scripts.
TXC2: like I put it to you chat that almost every beach in the world is open to the public
lifecharacter: Do not approach the undersea sun
Amentur: R'lyeh does sound like a fun time
NojhLivic: Calls to you? Just set yourself DND.
wildpeaks: suns and an underzee ?
KartoffelKaiser: Dreams don't mean anything.
Uzumaki15: You have an elder God messing with your mind
TXC2: Dreams are your brain running a defrag programme
KartoffelKaiser: ^
mtvcdm: Well, yeah, she definitely doesn't stay in one place too long. First she's here, then she's in another dimension the next moment.
NojhLivic: So we can type in free form questions?
ThePerrBearr: because he was sleeping with you.
wildpeaks: suure
NimrodXIV: UGH
noSmokeFire: we can theoretically type questions NojhLivic, but it usually doesn't work
KartoffelKaiser: "Men buy me bottled water at bars. It's fucking weird"
Earthenone: we can, but it not perfect system and james decided not to keep trying it
TheR676767: She's definitely a liar
Officinalis: They are different. You can't hear the person you talk to.
Uzumaki15: And atab people
KartoffelKaiser: Do you try telling them to stop
lifecharacter: She's like a ninja, hidden behind all the drinks people have bought her.
Amentur: Just kissing a guy isn't creepy?
TXC2: I suspect that this women pretends she doesn't know how attractive she is
StalinRuSH: bathrooms
ThePerrBearr: to the... beach?
kat2kool: katesNope
Officinalis: The ocean?
pinetreeq: Might want to STOP kissing people?
mtvcdm: An hour?!
APODionysus: What is.... this game...?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So we don't know her power yet... I;m going with some sort of mind controller split personality thing... her blackouts are the other persona in charge... and she's a little wild.
TXC2: "becuae I kill them!"
Angnor33: Siren
TXC2: so a Jekell/ Hyde situation ?
Welbog: "Hannah" spelled backward is "james"
KartoffelKaiser: @Welbog Checks out
wildpeaks: *gasp*
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So this is weird... but does this guy seem the MOST well adjusted of the group?
ThePerrBearr: why would you but a USED DIARY in a salvation army bin?
TXC2: Welbog as a person with a sister named Hannah, that checks out
noSmokeFire: real talk, though, the Salvation Army is about the *worst* organization for what they do
HighTide__: I suppose being openly mental is better than being sneakily mental
KartoffelKaiser: @ThePerrBearrr While I agree, that is the least dumb thing so far in this game
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn yes, he basically has depression and PTSD
Officinalis: Thats quite an achievement given how GoodWill is on the edge of ethical.
KartoffelKaiser: Welcome to literal actual groundhog day
lifecharacter: To the beach with you then!
ThePerrBearr: don't go after he, she's crazy
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Dude, you don't want her... you'll end up sacrificed to the sea of something.
pinetreeq: You don't want to date her
Officinalis: I imagine its the difference between a US Carolina southern accent vs a Texas southern accent.
Earthenone: i mean thats fair
TXC2: Officinalis differences in UK accents are more like the difference between an Houston accent and an Austen accent :P
HighTide__: BURN
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Do we know how long Hannah has been gone... like this guys idea of how long versus how long it's actually been.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah a Geordie accent and a London accent are quite different.
Earthenone: what flame paul? lrrBEEJ
TheAinMAP: PowerUpR
TXC2: yes we all saw the fire
Officinalis: Look up! Look down! Look up again! The flame, it is gone!
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn 5 years I think
KartoffelKaiser: Why are we not asking him about the fire he conjured?
Amentur: Just summoning a flame makes burning things rather easy
ThePerrBearr: maybe that was just a visualization of what he say, not necessarily something real
rocketjohn: i heard that
lifecharacter: Moonbase still under fire from the Martians?
rocketjohn: i thought it was one of you thumping the desk
rocketjohn: but I forgot about blasting
KartoffelKaiser: Or you could just find a different therapist
HighTide__: what is our safe word
ThePerrBearr: kinky?
TXC2: how the fuck should we know?
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah hold on what's the safe word
TwilightAvalon: TECHNICALLY....Punching is a kinetic power
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TheR676767: I do not like the fingers
TXC2: is this woman our assistant or our secret boss?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh the "assistant who secretly runs everything behind the scenes" trope.
TacitusVigil: Can we fire her now?
KartoffelKaiser: Ok but what if we assemble the Avengers
Jon_in_Wherever: Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
thetoastmonster: we died
ThePerrBearr: both? she's both?
TheR676767: did the captions evaporate?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait.... Is Jaya a previous patient? How do we know she's the assistant?
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TheR676767: "No, I haven't eaten for four days."
Rockario: I like the Mob Psycho 100 theory of psychic powers as just another talent, don't use it as an excuse for delusions of graneur
Earthenone: not as dodgey as half the stuff he has done
BloodForTheCorelab: press O to dodge!
HighTide__: She says "dropbox" like my grandmother says "facebook"
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn interesting idea
Rockario: *grandeur
Officinalis: Dropbox 'registered trademark'?
TwilightAvalon: 4th Wall
thetoastmonster: Is she just thinking we're going to forget she drugged us and tied us up last night?
wildpeaks: maybe it's a physical dropbox
TXC2: ah Vaguely different dress this time
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: New clothes for first time...
TheR676767: zombie! zombie!
TwilightAvalon: 14999 Pound loan :thinking:
KartoffelKaiser: Oh great ethanol and benzos. That'll do it
Penthesilea180: bad at therapy and bad a usary
noSmokeFire: "Benzodiazepines are a class of drugs primarily used for treating anxiety, but they also are effective in treating several other conditions. "
WizardZedd: Hold on. What did it say they agreed to in lieu of interest?
noSmokeFire: oh, that's Valium
ThePerrBearr: who is glyn and scarlett?
Earthenone: @WizardZedd to pay the contract fee 1$ in this case
thetoastmonster: type ZOMBIE in the box?
WizardZedd: Ah, ok. I didn't read fast enough to catch the last half of that paragraph.
ThePerrBearr: because they're new , or one time events maybe?
KartoffelKaiser: Oh ok, so you're full of shit, got it
ThePerrBearr: did he fankenstein's monster the little girl?
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TheR676767: fuck off jaya
KartoffelKaiser: oh ffs knock
accountmadeforants: Wait, didn't she complain about Dr. Dekker peering through referral letters, looking for patterns?
noSmokeFire: is this the same Lawyer that Jaya went to for Ben?
NimrodXIV: which "him"
TehAmelie: i think McNaughton is a real thing
TheR676767: Bart! oh,sorry I bumped the piano on the way in here
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Zombie's gotta zomb.
TheWriterAleph: "just mutters something about brains..."
KartoffelKaiser: ok so I know I sound like a broken record at this point, but POLICE
Penthesilea180: Maybe give him some beef?
silvalunae: well, most zombie stories i've read have the zombie continue to decay even after resurrection so
TehAmelie: to do with insane people not being responsible for their crimes
KartoffelKaiser: p o l i c e
Earthenone: you are a necromancer right, just un kill the cat?
PhoenixMelior: you could call the police
TheR676767: lrrSIGNAL
Penthesilea180: mens
ThePerrBearr: red flag
wildpeaks: zombies are so rude
HighTide__: hello yes I would like one police yes
pinetreeq: Rekill him then!
TheWriterAleph: YA THINK
Rhynerd: “Have you considered calling the police?”
PhoenixMelior: back from the - I missed some things, I need to watch this VOD
TwilightAvalon: YOU DONT SAY
Jon_in_Wherever: Vinyl record to the head?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Can't be charged with the same crime twice.... go for it.
pinetreeq: Kill him!!!!!
accountmadeforants: Maybe don't tell people to kill people. Just call the police.
KartoffelKaiser: just...police
NimrodXIV: lol
Penthesilea180: re-kill
KartoffelKaiser: Police! Call them!
Earthenone: is re-killing a crime?
ThePerrBearr: if you love something, let it rest in peace.
pinetreeq: Or you know, the police
TheR676767: Do you kill undead? or just return them to their natural state?
Ukon_vasara: is remurder a crime?
7gorobei: medically prescribed murderectomy
Jon_in_Wherever: Morticide? Cide-icide?
PhoenixMelior: chat is really high on the police
mtvcdm: You're assisting David's body to rest.
Mister_Dee: Nah, I saw Double Jeopardy, it's fine.
mtvcdm: It's noble!
KartoffelKaiser: As per usual, the police don't exist because then the story wouldn't work.
PhoenixMelior: pfft, that's not a THING
Earthenone: the police want information from us, so they tangentaly exist
TehAmelie: funny story, there was a pair of Siamese twins once, one of them killed a guy, and the court decided the other one had nothing to do with it and couldn't be locked up, so they were set free
TheWriterAleph: DAD?
ThePerrBearr: that doesn't look like a few weeks ago
PhoenixMelior: he looks ENTIRELY NORMAL
TheR676767: He just looks like a dude
Earthenone: lol
KartoffelKaiser: ok then leave
HighTide__: You found the real mens room now
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: And now a teleporter... this team is sweet.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah this avengers team is shaping up
TXC2: so heres the nightcwaler of the team Kappa
Penthesilea180: Didn't you see it wasn't a restroom when you opened the door?
TacitusVigil: Did they go to the Dinosaur Past?
TheR676767: thanks for being outright
TheWriterAleph: so he's just ignoring his date for all this, right?
GDwarf: You might get weird looks if you only enter or leave places via windows
Zhedor: Sorry, but.....that doesn't seem like a problem for a psychiatrist
pinetreeq: He can't go back to the restraunt
PhoenixMelior: GDwarf you'd get weirder looks if you left the room and never came back
GDwarf: Zhedor Well, the claim is, presumably, that he's not actually teleporting, just thinks he is
Rockario: I'm guessing he can't go back through the same door to get to where he starte
TheR676767: !uptime
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pinetreeq: Left a room via the bathroom
Earthenone: we can hook you up with a necromancer if you want
Earthenone: or a shapeshifter
PhoenixMelior: Earthenone I missed chunks, which one is the shapeshifter?
TheWriterAleph: *90s X-Men theme plays faintly in the background*
Earthenone: the end of life cvare girl
wildpeaks: the nurse is the shapeshifter
ThePerrBearr: if he could control this, it'd be a great was to travel the world
KartoffelKaiser: No. It's a door. Open it again.
Penthesilea180: That's not how doors work
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Paul got there first.
TXC2: "how do i get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside my nose?"
blixtiya: so is this a game about a supernatural psychologist?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I want to watch him walk through the door to leave.
TheR676767: aww the guy seems genuine and not insane
ThePerrBearr: on that actually helping someone
Earthenone: james should have some sympathy for this guy. ending up on a random couch and all
Kerrisis: I believe the plot is randomly generated each time.
GDwarf: blixtiya It's up-in-the-air if your patients actually have powers or not, at least so far
thetoastmonster: The killer is randomised every time.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just FYI the murderer is randomly selected. Here are all the endings -
thetoastmonster: This was the playthrough where YOU were the murderer all along
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the key is if you 'cure' the patients of their insanity and if you go insane along the way.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait, just looked up this game in IMDB... the actress for Marianna is named "Aislinn De'ath" . That's an extra fun last name
PhoenixMelior: thetoastmonster WHAT
PhoenixMelior: wow, I may need to play this game
thetoastmonster: @PhoenixMelior jokes.
Rockario: FMV murder mystery with randomly selected this Ripper? Kappa
TheR676767: well that was a super cool game
PhoenixMelior: thetoastmonster now I want that game...
noSmokeFire: syntax, and the weird choices about what questions you can ask
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn that is 1000% her Actress name and not her birth name
Rhynerd: I see why they removed it in the next fame.
rocketjohn: So what's the category for next week?
Rockario: I feel like the weird thing about listing the options (as a designer) is the player expectation of just clicking through *every* option
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TXC2 :)
thetoastmonster: @TXC2 I worked with a Sophie De'ath. She wasn't an actress, and that was he rreal name.
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, I don't think Contradiction used a text field. Just let you choose the responses (or choose their dialogue to press them further, or choose multiple statements to try to catch them on a lie).
noSmokeFire: Twitch Plays Therapy
TXC2: thetoastmonster really? huh
TheWriterAleph: wasn't that Chicken Slave from forever ago? LUL
TXC2: Twtich plays clue would be a wild ride
noSmokeFire: o/
PhoenixMelior: txc2 always lead pipe
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
TXC2: PhoenixMelior ha :P
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:09 from now).
Earthenone: lead pipe in the lead pipe with a lead pipe
TheR676767: "Hey! you forgot to pay the parking meter."
TXC2: !schedule
LRRbot: You can find the full LRR schedule at You can also check out last week and up to 4 weeks in the future.
Rhynerd: Oh, and what’s the next category?
Earthenone: TBA
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
PhoenixMelior: i'm glad my spur of the moment suggestion panned into this interesting stream
TXC2: so am I
rocketjohn: yeah, good one PhoenixMelior
TehAmelie: and now, back to my sad movie
TehAmelie: ah, to share a plastic bottle of palm wine in the jungle with someone you could really talk to
TehAmelie: that's not a drag on chat. there's just no one on earth i can really talk to
Earthenone: i know the feeling
TehAmelie: it comes with the Autism spectrum
Earthenone: yup
TehAmelie: i don't know, maybe it's that nothing short of telepathy can "really" open people up to each other and we're just more conscious of it
TehAmelie: man imagines himself as something separate from the universe. . .