Rockario: It worked, I'll take a look at it
TehAmelie: and "data & documentation"
TehAmelie: and we can the conclusion backed by the decades of study of over 100 countries
TehAmelie: that self-expression values are tied to secular, progressive values and survival values are tied to traditional values
TehAmelie: which means in laymans terms
TehAmelie: people who have the courage to defy tradition are the ones who make the world better for everyone
Rockario: It's pretty cool that there is some data on this. I kinda wish the categorisations weren't drawing such hard lines between the groups
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Slide down the meatball stairs.
TehAmelie: there's SO much data about exactly this. though admittedly the site is haphazardly organized
Decaped: !next
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Rockario: I should actually start doing stuff today. Have a good one @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: good luck
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TheMicah21: DAMN Adam! that bicep vein!!
LJ_Alkes: Dzień dobry!
Stoffern: Ohio?
ThePerrBearr: Hi Adam!
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queenfounder: Hey guys! Love this comedic pair!
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KartoffelKaiser: what
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lifecharacter: This looks terrifying and wrong.
accountmadeforants: Sounds good
queenfounder: Hmm...
Baldrash: Whoa, hi MODO.
lifecharacter: Bring back the pretty.
KartoffelKaiser: What am I looking at is this a spreadsheet
LJ_Alkes: Double Q!
queenfounder: Arena is better :)
TheWarbo: Both at once
cryptogamby: WE’RE HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE
TheMicah21: Arena
accountmadeforants: Mix it up a little
ThePerrBearr: double queue?
Fluffy776: mtgo pls
KartoffelKaiser: In all seriousness this seems rad
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Dix: lsvHi everyone
KartoffelKaiser: Let's do it at least once.
poiuytreqewrp: hi dix
Oatway_: Working through the Fog of Love VOD, and it's going super well thus far, really well done James.
BloodnBullets: morning folks, what is this archaic game they are playing?
TheWarbo: Stream sniping is being encouraged?
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, just let me spend an hour or so updating MTGO Kappa
LJ_Alkes: Draft in arena while w89
LJ_Alkes: w8*
KartoffelKaiser: We could do an arena draft while we wait
KartoffelKaiser: But you are cool adam B)
Evochron13: Duo queueing across platforms.
lifecharacter: Force cavalcade.
1losttheGame: hey it does work cool
KartoffelKaiser: Butt spirit is pretty good
queenfounder: I love when your sketches come to real life
lifecharacter: Jundem?
accountmadeforants: Buttghost or Theatre...
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IbunWest: Take the mystic and stay open?
TheWarbo: Frilled Mystic.
TheWarbo: Just go hard into 4-color
KartoffelKaiser: Theater is splashable.
TheR676767: shaman is real nice
IbunWest: One juggly boy
KartoffelKaiser: Gruul can handle splashes.
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lifecharacter: We sure are passing our colors around.
Dix: juggler is good
KartoffelKaiser: I select clam.
TheMicah21: ni
TheMicah21: no
Smapdi_Flaffermann: The juggler!
queenfounder: I just want to hear Adam go "The Juggler!" every time we draw it
TheWarbo: Adam just wants excuses to say "The Juggler!"
Himyul: clam or shaman?
lifecharacter: El spidro humungo?
TheMicah21: igi
Oatway_: bunch of awkward packs
Dix: Yeah Oatway_ these really are awkward packs
Trahas: force guild gates, and pray for rams in pack 3
KartoffelKaiser: Mammoth spider is so good in this format
mastershake29x: why be jund? is that a question that needs to be asked?
KartoffelKaiser: It blocks everything
lifecharacter: Spewer's okay if we pick up some spectacle later.
KartoffelKaiser: Ghor-clan is good
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KartoffelKaiser: Spider or open the gates
Phosphatide: is this the week lrr goes birdwatching for lrrmtg PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: Gate
Oatway_: that TBG
accountmadeforants: Now we pivot into Jund
Baldrash: Troll bread doesn't sound very tasty.
KartoffelKaiser: Let's get that trollbread
Ukon_vasara: Trollbred is actually just 4chan
Earthenone: beastmaster your beastmaster OPOP
KartoffelKaiser: Yo those stack VERY well
TheR676767: 2 beastmasters at the same time sounds fun
TheMicah21: lol
TheWarbo: troll-bread and goblin-circuses
KartoffelKaiser: Guildgate or rendhorn
KartoffelKaiser: Incubation is good
Ukon_vasara: we can splash that
Earthenone: can we splash it
lifecharacter: Arena why
Oatway_: curb your enthusiasm dot gif
mastershake29x: spalsh for it!
TheBeardedFool: best card in the format or the Ram :O
TheR676767: the classic pack 3 absolution
KartoffelKaiser: Hard pivot into orzhov.
Trahas: gate
IbunWest: Absolution is good but our creatures are already going to be beefy.
KartoffelKaiser: I'm only half kidding
Baldrash: Chat, that's not a splashable card. C'mon.
KartoffelKaiser: @Baldrash we dont need to splash it if we pivot into orzhov pack 3 Kappa
mastershake29x: @Baldrash obviously, but it's really really good
KartoffelKaiser: Boar
TheR676767: man red has been nonexistant
Phosphatide: pack 3 pivot to gate deck, everything becomes splashable Jebaited
WillieTheTrink: more goblins
Ukon_vasara: just cause its wrong doesnt mean its not right ruuDerp
KartoffelKaiser: Storm Strike is good in this deck
queenfounder: Rakdos GG allows us to run THE JUGGLER!
KartoffelKaiser: The wreckers are good
IbunWest: Oh baby that's a big pig
Oatway_: gruul in two different games
KartoffelKaiser: Forerunners
KartoffelKaiser: yo
Phosphatide: that sure was a crunchy wrapper sfx DansGame
lifecharacter: Those good good sounds in my ears.
queenfounder: Holy cow, never knew deckmaster worked on MTGO. I always watched those streams on my phone
KartoffelKaiser: Take that pig all the way to a 3-0
BloodnBullets: SNAP sonic assault
samubtdp1985: biggest pig
accountmadeforants: Oh gosh, I forgot MTGO has boops
TheR676767: mono red!
Ukon_vasara: tsundere shaman
Trahas: forerunnders
KartoffelKaiser: Look at that pig! It's so BIG
Ukon_vasara: but thats a biiiig diemPig
lifecharacter: Take the pigs.
queenfounder: Oh, wait.
KartoffelKaiser: That pig is so VASCULAR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've gotten to cast forerunner but idk
lifecharacter: Time for Boros.
KartoffelKaiser: I drafted a deck with that card in it and it won me every game I cast it in. I think it's very good.
TheR676767: man a lot of the CCDD cards
Ukon_vasara: whats safer than summoning the heralds of the Boar-Apocalypse
BloodnBullets: ive cast forerunner a few times and its generally ended the game for me
Phosphatide: bwoOOP BWOoop
KartoffelKaiser: And importantly, I didn't lose any games because it was stuck in my hand
Leafwind104: What is this draft mode?
accountmadeforants: Severed Strands is pretty nice with Orzhov
cryptogamby: What about the other draft?
IbunWest: The other draft isn't timed
Talin06: !next
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TheWarbo: other draft is vs bots, it can wait
TheR676767: ooooh expansion & explosion
LJHero: double draft?
KartoffelKaiser: MTGO is ready
Ukon_vasara: hard jeski
lifecharacter: Knight
TheWarbo: I'm way too amused by the fact that I can hover over the Arena cards while MTGO is up
cryptogamby: Oh I thought it was timed nvm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jeskai
KartoffelKaiser: This is now an izzet deck
IbunWest: If it doesn't work out it's all James' fault.
lifecharacter: Sphere?
queenfounder: Sphere!
KartoffelKaiser: guild summit PogChamp
11Dot: Summit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm very tempted by Guild Summit, but i'm not piloting
TheR676767: sphere is solid removal
Engi_Laru: wait... guild summit. Imagine the gate deck :O
KartoffelKaiser: it's probably sphere
KartoffelKaiser: Recluse is good.
TheR676767: you could play incubation
Oatway_: hey Nelson
LJHero: hey nelson
KartoffelKaiser: Sphere again
Engi_Laru: Pick Nelson
Phosphatide: lrrJUDGE
lifecharacter: Gate
KartoffelKaiser: Bionthic Benthomancer is also good
TheWarbo: Wait remember the blind halfs draft? Can we do a blind thirds draft?
HesGotNoPants: are we double drafting?
accountmadeforants: MAWP
TheR676767: mawp
Phosphatide: ravnica remix draft: because people who want to draft triple dragons maze again exist Kappa
LJHero: bye nelson
KartoffelKaiser: And now we're all reminded of MTGO.
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getgudder: James do you always have a chawdogger in?
TheR676767: picking up some sonic assaults might not be bad
Earthenone: maybe its time for some geogussr between draft picks
Oatway_: hey Cam!
HesGotNoPants: but can you triple draft?
LJHero: hey cam
TheR676767: hey cam
keith_richards: hello sir
lifecharacter: Bargent
Haberdashed: Hi Cam!
IbunWest: This pack is no bueno
TheR676767: I mean vigilance and menace isn't nothing
TheWarbo: Oops all Bindings
IbunWest: Basically all removal at this point
geekvs: a rare mto draft
TheR676767: deck has now become 12x removals
queenfounder: Oops all removal
queenfounder: You can't lose if they can't wi
Leafwind104: Goblin?
lifecharacter: Legionaire
KartoffelKaiser: Legionaire. Go for jeskai
TheWarbo: I like how we took Explosion and then we have a single instant or sorcery so far.
BloodnBullets: aww, but sonic assault!
TheR676767: leapfrog isn't bad with addendum cards it seems
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lifecharacter: Expansion//Explosion exists to be Explosion and nothing else.
IbunWest: Could take a second petitioners
KartoffelKaiser: Chromatic Lantern PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: play EVERYTHING
TheBeardedFool: Lantern seems fine
Leafwind104: I think the lantern is so good
BloodnBullets: so we 5c good stuff now?
lifecharacter: Coil
Leafwind104: lava coil too
queenfounder: !chromatic lantern
SwiftrunnerXXY: So what's the set?
KartoffelKaiser: Lava coil
kingshadow2442: lrrHEART
queenfounder: !card chromatic lantern
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
TheR676767: parhelion patrol isn't bad
TheBeardedFool: Ill gotten could be our wincon
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lifecharacter: Sprite carries a big glaive well.
KartoffelKaiser: Sprite is real good
BloodnBullets: @SwiftrunnerXXY "ravnica remix" a mix of both recent ravnica sets
Martizz1e: woah the stone age
SwiftrunnerXXY: Huh, neat.
TheBeardedFool: prying eyes seems good
Leafwind104: gates at some point?
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KartoffelKaiser: We don't need gates we'll just always draw chromatic lantern trust me
BloodnBullets: im guessing this is Bo3?
KartoffelKaiser: Senate Guildmage is BUSTED
TheR676767: certainly planted the flag as azorious
ThePerrBearr: there was that arena deck yesterday that had at least 5 petitioners in it.
skrt_01: So how does mythic feel there james
chaoticclown: im rooting for the wheeling of petitioners (more than i would like)
NrgSpoon: what else is an advisor?
Earthenone: teysa
1losttheGame: it was a very good episode, i loved it
lifecharacter: It's a frog advisor, thank you.
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Dewey_94: I choose cleric
HesGotNoPants: really? adam and graham had high tea?
frozenphoenix7: I mean, Adam still seemed to have won the day. He had nice sandwiches and carved a slingshot.
IbunWest: I showered today tyvm
TheElrad: Adam, have you removed a counter from a creature named James Turner today?
queenfounder: You guys wanted this!
TheWarbo: the trogs
Baldrash: Hey, this mass is washed.
1losttheGame: hey, i shower seabatTROG
accountmadeforants: The only other advisor in these sets is Teysa, by the way
BlueDaNewb: seabatTROG seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: Yo how stoked were you to get the word troglodyte into friday nights Adam?
kkat4884: ew people
KartoffelKaiser: Radical!
elhokar1992: how long have they been streaming fo
elhokar1992: for?
HesGotNoPants: let's double draft again
KartoffelKaiser: Since about 2
elhokar1992: pst?
lifecharacter: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:49.
KartoffelKaiser: Yes.
queenfounder: And what a fun half an hour it has been!
TheR676767: can't wait to open gates in all the common slots in the third pack
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
IbunWest: We got there
KartoffelKaiser: The DREAM
Baldrash: That's a LATE Muse Drake.
Earthenone: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
1losttheGame: time to go infinite!
Leafwind104: probably cutting Leapfrog yeah?
manfred909: you Monsters
KartoffelKaiser: Well, whoever wrote the script, you got paid by Wotc to say troglodyte so that's dope.
RassilonDND: is there another pack we can get them from?
IbunWest: A thespian
BloodnBullets: so we are azorious mill?
BloodnBullets: !card expansion
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frozenphoenix7: Adam, an intellectual
BloodnBullets: ha! we can still use explosion too
IbunWest: You also have the lantern
Martizz1e: and a GDC panelist !
KartoffelKaiser: Still play lantern. Also splash literally everything off of it.
lifecharacter: Bonds?
BloodnBullets: you can explosion and make them draw more cards
TheWarbo: But what about a GDC Panalyst?
queenfounder: I guess this format allows for leaning towards mono-coloured a bit more
KartoffelKaiser: Sprite probably?
TheR676767: sphinx can just end games
accountmadeforants: Bonds?
KartoffelKaiser: Counter magic is a sketchy splash.
RassilonDND: oh no, I missed my chance to buy Adam a drink and meet him.
KartoffelKaiser: First sphinx over 2nd sprite is good, I think
cmdrud87: f*ck
KartoffelKaiser: So we're splashing that disinformation campaign right
KartoffelKaiser: Sage's row savant is also super good
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TheWarbo: Suck it up, chungus!
jdarr5000: So Adam How was your GDC pressentation
IbunWest: Do we even want to play the biomancer
Leafwind104: also another chillbringer
KartoffelKaiser: Biomancer is still fine. It loots once and trades early
frozenphoenix7: 2nd Gate?
KartoffelKaiser: Hypothesizzle is worth splashing
TheR676767: I like how we have the side plan of just milling our opponents out
Leafwind104: you can pick up more guildgates
cryptogamby: What is the gdc thing?
Leafwind104: I think 3 color isn't greedy here
frozenphoenix7: Feel like we need one more Red Gate
TheWarbo: Adam gave a presentation to other industry people, like he's a professional! (Because he is :-D )
TheR676767: start the count
ZakAmetyst: That does sound interesting. Is there a video somewhere?
Baldrash: This deck actually seems quite strong.
Earthenone: video will be up in a year
HesGotNoPants: oppsallpetitioners.dec
KartoffelKaiser: I loved that slide that got posted on twitter of the Hand and the Yet-ay
Earthenone: mark your callenders
Mox_Hagdorm: Why so long?
Oatway_: GDC vault is pay-walled, yeah
EvilBadman: GDC isn't a consumer show
KartoffelKaiser: We did it PogChamp
ZakAmetyst: Too bad :( Still, awesome that you had the opportunity.
Earthenone: its basicly a timed exclusive
cryptogamby: Thats awesome and does make sense congrats on the presentation opportunity! Melee already has the built in face/heel structure but it’d be interesting what overall narratives there may be
Dewey_94: Petitioners PogChamp
RassilonDND: gdc vault is a year delay, but those videos are definitely gold
IbunWest: Probably cut leapfrog
Martizz1e: it's so you pay to have access
Leafwind104: cut the leapfrog and maybe biomancer?
TheWarbo: Sprite-wheeld Acrobat
TheR676767: mono 2 drops woooo
KartoffelKaiser: Savant
Leafwind104: probably also Skewer...
KartoffelKaiser: My love for sages row savant remains unshared D:
cmdrud87: Still... which information campaign?
accountmadeforants: Yup, because as it turns out, industry presentations are very valuable to other people in said industry. (I've done a presentation that's behind a $500 paywall, and it wasn't even all that good!)
TheElrad: 1. cut all the petitioners lrrBEEJ
geekvs: what is that noise
Earthenone: cut muse?
SpoonfullOfSugar: cut red?
Leafwind104: biomancer?
frozenphoenix7: Depose / Deploy?
Ammondale: explosion?
TheR676767: man if we get 4 practitioners on the board i'll be so happy
KartoffelKaiser: look we have lantern it'll be fine
Voidhawk42: Thought collapse in for the mill?
Indignate: cut the 2/5?
queenfounder: The unblockable one? No!
Mox_Hagdorm: I haven't heard that sound in a while
TheR676767: Expansion explosion targeting the opponent with the draw may actually happen
KartoffelKaiser: We don't need to play collapse for the mill. We're either winning with petitioners or not winning with mill and 3 cards isn't going to matter either way
Leafwind104: you could probably cut an island for a mountain
Leafwind104: 8 blue should be fine
KartoffelKaiser: I don't think you need 2 basic mountains.
queenfounder: It's still a counter though
KartoffelKaiser: Well, yes on the basis of it being a counterspell I think it's good in the deck
Earthenone: i would swap a mountain for a plains
IbunWest: It sure is suck the first time someone Deputy of Detentions our Petitioners
lifecharacter: In LRR tradition, we'll stomp the first game, then lose every other game.
ThePerrBearr: time to mill and kill
thedepthandbreadthofseth: whats this deck?
Voidhawk42: Everything that needs white, also needs blue. So I think 9 blue might be better. idk
EvilBadman: Miller high Life
KartoffelKaiser: @thedepthandbreadtheofseth 6_petitioner_dot_deck
control_rig: Ominous!
Leafwind104: probably would've really liked a Clear the Mind in this deck
Earthenone: 6 petitioners and a movie
lifecharacter: Hard mull
accountmadeforants: That sounds like you're about to fight the final boss of MTG
IbunWest: It seems statistically improbable that you drew 0 of your petitioners
KartoffelKaiser: Wow that's not a good hand
KartoffelKaiser: uh
KartoffelKaiser: There's one spell in that hand adam
BloodnBullets: no petitioners, throw it back
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what format are we/they/you playing, @loadingreadyrun
lifecharacter: Well we're dead.
TheWarbo: These sounds honk like a T Rex
queenfounder: They're a little loud?
Oatway_: it begins
Leafwind104: gg opponent
KartoffelKaiser: Right on time Kreygasm
ThePerrBearr: love the sounds with no music. sounds great
Earthenone: this is ravnica draft. with the 2 most recent ravnicas
EvilBadman: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It's basically Guilds/Allegiance cube
CommiePuddin: Hey, Lego cube. I should burn off the last of my points and tickets that I haven't touched in two years...
1losttheGame: these sounds remind me of civ 3, which was my childhood
RassilonDND: Sha Sha Sha I have control of the sound board
PixelSavage: I am with Adam here ... those sounds make me feel uneasy way deep down inside .... they are haunting.
TheWarbo: Sounds are great; don't listen to Adam
KartoffelKaiser: You have to let the trigger resolve
PixelSavage: milling to get rid of a specific card out of a pile of randomized cards .... the deep strategies
KartoffelKaiser: We can cast that PogChamp
Leafwind104: you can cast it eventually you have lantern
CommiePuddin: something something Adam triggered by the sounds something something
EvilBadman: ^
ThePerrBearr: did someone change the shortcuts?
harpsichord5925: what format is this?
MilkInBag: adam my dude!
Earthenone: ravnica draft
Leafwind104: It's like this Ravnica Remix thing
accountmadeforants: @harpsichord5925 Ravnica Remix, both RNA and GRN with curated packs
Leafwind104: where the packs are a mixture of cards from both Guilds and Allegiance
PixelSavage: its the format where nerds play Jeskai .... the are probably even reading books and listening to music ... god damn nerds ....
MilkInBag: hope GDC was fun seabatTROG
squigel: im kind of suprised they didn't add this format to arena aswell
queenfounder: The hand was an interesting keep. Game was always gonna be weird
MilkInBag: cursed :^)
lifecharacter: You did keep a 6 land hand.
KartoffelKaiser: Look man you kept a 5 land hand + lantern
TheR676767: a curse that transcends platforms
accountmadeforants: James, what land have you brought upon this cursed hand?
KartoffelKaiser: This is a totally reasonable outcome.
queenfounder: I don't know why you let the flooder on both LRRMTG streams, honestly
Leafwind104: I think for 3 at most
Leafwind104: if you draw Lava Coil you can kill both things
squigel: expansion for 3 bolt urself
lifecharacter: Explosion our face.
TheElrad: we can kill ourselves
BloodnBullets: has adam ever played along side Ben? hes pretty pro at flooding too.
Leafwind104: only now they have a third thing so
Oatway_: deck is perfect
NrgSpoon: just kept a 6 lander
MilkInBag: Hypothesis: James is cursed. Test: Yes he is.
Oatway_: ignore all evidence to the contrary
queenfounder: lrrFINE
MilkInBag: surveil is such a bad mechanic, you can mill your bomb OpieOP
seth_erickson: why mtgo today
BloodnBullets: did james mill EoT?
queenfounder: Because they felt like suffering through the drafting portion haha
TheR676767: the rhizome lurcher might get big
TheR676767: be careful about milling
Drewski346: What format is it?
seth_erickson: oh I see started to make sense when I saw the chill bringer plus nightveil sprite
queenfounder: Ravnica Remix. RNA and GNR
EvilBadman: It's basically a cube of the two Ravnica
queenfounder: GRN*
Leafwind104: We're doing it
PhoenixMelior: hi ho, good chatsm'n
Earthenone: hullo
PhoenixMelior: oh hey, we are playing on Arena. Amazing
PhoenixMelior: *we are not
Earthenone: arena is up in background
Earthenone: and overlay is running
MilkInBag: what do yo uget if you have 4 petitioners again?
TheR676767: mill for 12
queenfounder: Mill 12
Earthenone: a free coffee
Mox_Hagdorm: A playset?
Mox_Hagdorm: :P
MilkInBag: adam is an advisor
TheWarbo: Sometimes chat talks to chat, ya know :-P
queenfounder: Yeah we were answering a chat question, not instructing y'all haha
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !deck
BloodnBullets: drafted
Trahas: i missed the draft, how many advisors did they draft?
Leafwind104: So petitioner mills per advisor?
SuperSickbird: !mill
Earthenone: 6
BloodnBullets: 6
Trahas: oh wow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: nice
BloodnBullets: !card persisten pet
LRRbot: Persistent Petitioners [1U] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/3] | {1}, {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. / Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player puts the top twelve cards of their library into their graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.
Leafwind104: I feel like pretty soon you could just mill untap mill to kill them
BloodnBullets: they have 23 in their library
Leafwind104: well with the mill 12 thing
Leafwind104: only not now
Earthenone: pride51 James "pass the" turner strikes again!
Leafwind104: menace probably
BloodnBullets: once they get that last petitioner yeah
BloodnBullets: lrrAWW
KartoffelKaiser: Our win condition! D:
BloodnBullets: we still have enough petitioners in the deck
thedepthandbreadthofseth: missed the mill
Trahas: did you mill them with petitioners before they died?
Trahas: not used to mtgo interface
TheR676767: cursed man ladies and gents
Earthenone: they did not
EvilBadman: Is this (motions to butterfly) a lands deck
SuperSickbird: Surveil bu
Dashiell: this is good. lands are the most important cards in magic
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MilkInBag: 🦋 is this cursed
KartoffelKaiser: Adam, when you beat Torchless Bloodmoon, all the bad RNG escaped from the game and entered James's body
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BloodnBullets: "shut it down! shut it all down!"
Invitare: what if you made a deck with no land, then James cannot draw it
Evochron13: james how much time have you been spending with ben and has his flood on stream curse rubbed off on you?
PhoenixMelior: Invitare isn't that dredge?
BloodnBullets: @Invitare he would find a way
KartoffelKaiser: Manaless dredge PogChamp
ThePerrBearr: @Invitare cut the mountains for goblin tokens (They tap for damage)
Invitare: PhoenixMelior no idea. I don't play this game. I just watch Adam play it.
PixelSavage: "Choo,choo, hit you for two" - next button
PhoenixMelior: high alert, uh oh
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun why is your arena stream so unsaturated compared to others? It's really weird.
ggodopaste: what format is this?
PhoenixMelior: Invitare I mean, I also don't know
Earthenone: BFA draft
TheElrad: And here we have James Turner drawing his fifth basic plains in his Oops All Spell deck
PixelSavage: normally saturated here
MilkInBag: 1080 may be why
BloodnBullets: seems fine to me
Feminine_Desires: Like compare this to gaby's for a second and you'd see the difference
polluxr: I think it's the brightness
MilkInBag: but gaby has long hair
queenfounder: I don't watch others so couldn't say if it looks weird
dinorider82: Volume seems low
Jiri_One: its fine here
KartoffelKaiser: @MilkInBag you're not wrong
MilkInBag: this stream looks good, because james and adam are on it
Furrytractor68: I missed it, did he pay 5 for that?
PhoenixMelior: I think 5 life is a fine price to pay when you have another combat trick in hand
ArcOfTheConclave: brawl is jist a kill spell right?
puddie44444: you both still look smexy
KartoffelKaiser: "Combat damage" doesn't count fight cards right?
KartoffelKaiser: moderate oof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is extremely not cursed this seems mostly normal
TheR676767: man has reversed the curse live on stream
queenfounder: Only time you don't flood is when you're asking for it. Life is cruel sometimes
NrgSpoon: did you draft any enchantment removal?
Earthenone: enchatment removal is white only
queenfounder: Not in these colors
Akaiatana: @Adam don't start up a John Wick
claytortise3: Gruul doesnt get that in this set :(
seth_erickson: it appears in green
BloodnBullets: how does it feel to be a monster?
BloodnBullets: lrrBEEJ
seth_erickson: but probably not in this format
KartoffelKaiser: what a good dog T_T
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Furrytractor68: Hey, you think he has a thought collapse?
Furrytractor68: Oh, they dont
KartoffelKaiser: No counter PogChamp
PhoenixMelior: or they don't use it
polluxr: esper high alert and gates are the best RNA archetypes on arena because bots are dumb :C
Feminine_Desires: HIgh alert almost never is open though.
polluxr: I think they tweaked it. Originally it was easy to get it late pick
Feminine_Desires: I've never gotten it to work, even from the start.
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, the high alert deck is just good. It synergizes with nearly every good creature in azorious.
queenfounder: Plenty opponents seem to be able to draft it
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TheR676767: hey guys, are you excited for the new card art coming to arena?
KartoffelKaiser: th-that stance
BloodnBullets: I wonder how visible the new art will be in game
accountmadeforants: Welp, time to get Junded out
seth_erickson: are they gonna jund us out
GloriousMost: bigfoot 4 lyfe
KartoffelKaiser: Unfortunately skewering the goblin for memes is not actually a good play here
TheR676767: i mean stony strength meant we couldn't adapt it I guess?
NarishmaReborn: drawing a land? in this economy?
Jorge4hg: mistakes were made
KartoffelKaiser: What are we Noah Bradley, we can't draw land
Earthenone: !card timewalk
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
KartoffelKaiser: oops no spells?
Cepsys: and we have Spidro Mamoso
Oatway_: strength it in response
Oatway_: so it untaps
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Smapdi_Flaffermann: shamrock100 Bits end land curses. Probably. Pretty sure. I mean, maybe not, but we'll give it a try. shamrock100
Engi_Laru: Would not stony strength do another 6 in totally last round with another 3 from the burn spell...?
seth_erickson: that's game
KartoffelKaiser: Cast it now send a message
MilkInBag: boop
TheR676767: I love how this is analagous of that one time cam asked adam "What is wrong with you?"
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
rogerivany: Why are you only playing 4 land in your deck? (seemingly)
ArcOfTheConclave: Rank up!
MilkInBag: AGGRO
TheWarbo: !findquote curve
LRRbot: Quote #2168: "My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe." —Cameron [2016-03-26]
KartoffelKaiser: SMOrc
PixelSavage: youll need a few more thatn 5 matches to get out of gold though :D
Smapdi_Flaffermann: What could go wrong?
seth_erickson: turn one stony strength
lifecharacter: All our opponents could concede immediately?
ArcOfTheConclave: SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc !
weff47: that's why you take his counters
pthw199: That's the spirit...
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, I can't believe Adam won five games so quickly and then drafted the exact same deck
TheWriterAleph: nice hand tho
LJ_Alkes: If you will play fast enough, opp will not have time to response!
BloodnBullets: the "all attack" button exists for a reason!
RassilonDND: we pay our opponents ice cream to concede
PhoenixMelior: tacos?
Furrytractor68: Buy some pizza cyanAYAYA
TheMandrew: taco bell
MilkInBag: time for a SALAD
Evochron13: riceroni
BlueDaNewb: Pho
weff47: Carl's Jr
TheWarbo: Pad Thai
PixelSavage: well then let your man cook for you Adam
LJ_Alkes: Pasta with Pesto
RassilonDND: healthy poki bowl with salad
NotCainNorAbel: Indian
GloriousMost: 6 sides of bacon and some white bread
VerdantMushroom: pancakes
KartoffelKaiser: Do you have a good Thai place nearby?
DrDracnon: make James cook for you
TheMicah21: Pizza
Invitare: hot banana in a bun with peanut butter
TheR676767: pizza
incredulouspasserby: I second Indian
Technic_AL: Italian
TheWarbo: Carl's Jr: the other Hardee's
TheMicah21: Meat pizza
puddie44444: commercials are good too
seth_erickson: pizza sounds so good right now
TheMicah21: Protein pizza
Nocxia: so,many tacos
MilkInBag: sausage in brown rice with brocolis
lifecharacter: We can adapt next turn.
Simonark: Go for a stroll and pick somewhere that looks good in the moment
Azlum01: get a really nice burger and some onion rings.
puddie44444: def Tacos tho
TheMicah21: Put a pizza in a protein shake
BlueDaNewb: 4.5 pudding cups
KartoffelKaiser: Go find a chef trapped in a glass jar and free them
RassilonDND: time for a Denny's #grandslam?
PhoenixMelior: mmm, yeah it does. Is Harvey's still a thing?
VerdantMushroom: also I had no idea someone gifted me a sub but thank you mystery friend
EJGRgunner: And suddenly chat looks it’s watching mukbang
NrgSpoon: i had harvey's 2 days ago
LJ_Alkes: BTW great work on Friday Nights!
EJGRgunner: Looks like
yourangclan: new Friday Nights was killer lrrHEART
frnknstn: Isn't a pizza in a shake called a "beer"?
Furrytractor68: Oof.
cryptogamby: I can now say if you h e authentic Indian in town, that’s the move
MilkInBag: the BM is real LUL
cryptogamby: Have*
LJ_Alkes: Oops my face!
trident042: Oops all Oopses
yourangclan: Fight Arynx in response to counter it lrrBEEJ
GloriousMost: well thats an L
TheWarbo: lrrJUDGE my opponent knows how to sequence their plays
KartoffelKaiser: Adapt and fight?
Feminine_Desires: gotta fight that steeple creeper
NarishmaReborn: i like fighting this turn so we don;t have the damage during combat next turn
queenfounder: ^ true
RassilonDND: math is for blockers were dead anyways just cast creatures
yourangclan: Adapt sound
yourangclan: Kreygasm
KartoffelKaiser: Well, you have to block to not die
PhoenixMelior: eh, we can always run it back
Furrytractor68: Is there a report system?
yourangclan: Actual oops
LJ_Alkes: It's not your fault, James Made you play fast!
rogerivany: why not trade with the 5/5?
Simonark: Dinner thoughts are more important
PhoenixMelior: that's true, deciding what you want for dinner is more important
yourangclan: It's okay, you're still the seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: sausage in brown rice with brocolis
PhoenixMelior: if only there was a good, recently fast place to get paella...
Feminine_Desires: So I think I can tell teh difference with this stream, for some reason it's 480 is MUCH lower quality than other streamer's 480. I have images to compare if you want them.
RassilonDND: hmm how about sushi and milkshakes
PhoenixMelior: it's true Adam, you haven't
cryptogamby: Popcorn and a glass of wine or soda if you’re not a wine guy
yourangclan: Adam Savidan is the only human who doesn't know Adam Savidan is the best at all games.
Simonark: Dinner is real, Magic and James, not so much
MilkInBag: I saw a tweet that says otherwise Adam Savidan
Azlum01: Oh get a beer or cider with that burger.
PhoenixMelior: MilkInBag that was right after his GDC talk, he's allowed
dr0ne00000: LRRChat - anyone know if MTG Arena is going to support 3440x1440 ever? just got a new monitor
NrgSpoon: get thee a chocolate milkshake
MilkInBag: cider with duck burger is 👌
yourangclan: What's the equivalent of The Boshy?
PhoenixMelior: seems like a good turn
josh_le_crafter: hi guys!
MilkInBag: yes you are!
yourangclan: *the Magic equivalent
CapnRobert: you absolutely are adam
josh_le_crafter: Hey adam!
MilkInBag: you lost 2% of your soul to it
queenfounder: And it paid off!
seth_erickson: yawgmoth or bolas
EvilBadman: I hear it was an pretty good party. :x
MilkInBag: I mean it's 1% times 2
TheWarbo: "I've never claimed to be good at Magic: the Gathering, except when destressing from a big talk I just gave"
MilkInBag: WHAT
Azlum01: It's cool that WWE guys liked your talk. did they say anything to you?
mtvcdm: WHAT
CapnRobert: oh hype what!!!
PhoenixMelior: seabatTROG yoooo
TheMoatman: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
MilkInBag: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
CapnRobert: grats!!!!
Buxx345: wait wuttttt
manfred909: go ADAM go
Nocxia: O.O!!!
josh_le_crafter: wuuuuut
tergonis: sweet!
Azlum01: nice!
yourangclan: Holy shit
NotCainNorAbel: Please be a heel!
yourangclan: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
iammorthos: Make sure they don't try to get you over too fast
ThePerrBearr: cool
Nocxia: GRAAATS!
Roosevelt: next Friday... at pax? cooool
weff47: have you talked to Graham about it? What was his reaction?
Spartacus1209: I’M SORRY WHAT?!!!?
RassilonDND: 0.4 percent of soul for each unforgivable sin he committed in SF
PhoenixMelior: one step closer to becoming Vince's Canadian son
Buxx345: bruh if i see you on that catwalk
josh_le_crafter: Is SWS gonna be an official WWE podcast Kappa
Arcanearkivist: draft?
yourangclan: 12x.dec
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: "we want to talk about your experience as a total mark"
MilkInBag: what if Adam became a wrestler
CamelAttack: *mcmahon* He's so tall! And he's canadian! Gotta get him in the ring.
RassilonDND: Vince wants to trademark Adams Vince voice
Spartacus1209: ^
MilkInBag: I mean it's already cool they noticed
weff47: Adam, get business cards!
CapnRobert: good call. also either way getting a meeting with them is awesome
MrLephisto: it could be a boat
CapnRobert: even if it doesnt amount to much
PhoenixMelior: yeah it could just be they want to say they liked your presentation, which is STILL a win
MilkInBag: maybe they'll just slam you on the ground and count to 10
queenfounder: That alone is worth something. So it can literally only get better. Or stay the same...
yourangclan: Yo, was anybody else expecting Adam to casually get Mythic in FN? because I definitely was
Azlum01: Vince wants to hear you do your Vince impression in private.
korvys: I mean, that's networking, right? It's not "I want to do somethign with you" it's "I want to know you in case something comes up in the future"
josh_le_crafter: WWe tying up loose ends and dealing with the canadian asshole impersonating vince Kappa
TheWriterAleph: CHOO CHOO
PhoenixMelior: all the answers!
kinkerbelle: top-deck le-thal
Saeif: oops
Furrytractor68: Top Deck NOT land!
bob_baggins: winner!!!
pthw199: [All the answers] - 1
TheMicah21: Do they wanna talk to you because you are 6 foot 5 and Vince thinks you're beefy?
yourangclan: "Why does my opponent have all the answers?" - OP
RassilonDND: are they trying to split up sidewalk slam by signing only Adam as a babyface commentator
EvilBadman: @yourangclan Was expecting Beej
rogerivany: What about Graham?
Azlum01: He wants to know what it's like to talk to himself and his own genius.
polluxr: TOP DECK LETHAL clap clap clap clap clap
Spartacus1209: Well, at least it’s not a cease-and-desist. Those are mailed, usually.
CGSguy2: Vince McMahon walks in to the meeting. "I've heard your impressions of me." A silence holds for three heartbeats. "I love it. I want you to be the next me. You own the WWE now. You've earned it."
Always_Armoured: @LoadingReadyRun in case youre assassinated by the wwe just wanted to say your vince voice always makes me laugh
bob_baggins: adam is always a winner, in our hearts
MilkInBag: they cheated
CapnRobert: whats the dream version of the meeting? they offer you a job as a writer or something
OKB_1: !next
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KartoffelKaiser: WWE contacting you to play the voice of Vince McMahon in the latest season of Camp WWE Kappa
EvilBadman: "Oops"
MilkInBag: too real
NotCainNorAbel: We were going to win but then we ran out of life
bob_baggins: toooo real
korvys: Maybe they want to sign you to play the role of Braun's Nipple full time?
josh_le_crafter: Adam pls
TheWarbo: a little less real adam
yourangclan: @evilbadman I mean there was the "you sure are asking a lot of questions" line that one time
yourangclan: Beej heel turn when
OKB_1: Just watched Friday Nights. Glad Cam got that out of his system.
KartoffelKaiser: Look someone has to throw someone else into that monitor. It may as well be Beej
bob_baggins: coffee good
RassilonDND: they want to sign Adam in a squash match with Roman reigns after the mean stuff Adam said about him.
MilkInBag: james sleeps like 50 hours a day
bob_baggins: got em
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korvys: It's the song from Friday Nights
yourangclan: @milkinbag that's the most impressive thing I've ever heard
Veste: you have been awarded ONE YIKE
yourangclan: PogChamp
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MilkInBag: oh no
yourangclan: Good lord
KartoffelKaiser: We can fight the 3/3 at least
OKB_1: Basic magic question: are there any limits on how many multi-coloured lands you can have in your deck and in play? In other words: why don't have only multi-color lands instead of basic lands?
KartoffelKaiser: Before it gets bigger
MilkInBag: gone gone?
NrgSpoon: now you just fight and win right?
PhoenixMelior: it was quieter when the arena music wasn't on
LJ_Alkes: RIP everyone
PhoenixMelior: RIP
kinkerbelle: @OKB_1 You're allowed 4 of any card name; this includes lands (but not basic lands)
seth_erickson: the rules state only four versions of any card other than basics
KartoffelKaiser: @OKB_1 most multicolor lands have downsides. In addition, you can only play 4 of any single card that isn't a basic land
queenfounder: You have to draft dual lands, and you'd often just want to draft actual cards
MilkInBag: they went to buy cigarettes
polluxr: fight the 3/3 and play the war caller
CaptainKranok: And multicolored lands tend to have drawbacks.
yourangclan: @okb_1 the same 4 limit applies to nonbasics as spells, also nearly all dual lands have incentives to run basics instead in one way or another.
queenfounder: Most are slow
MilkInBag: KAPOW
KartoffelKaiser: Yes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: eel or worm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh nvm, that'd trade and be bad i didn't think
hey_kelvin: think you could've done that before blockers
KartoffelKaiser: We threaten lethal if they attack.
polluxr: wow, that's a goblin?
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hey_kelvin: so they'd take 2
polluxr: I always thought it was a human
yourangclan: Upgrade inc
MilkInBag: maybe it's a goblin human
OKB_1: ah of course. The 4 of a kind card limit. Thanks everyone. #newplayer
queenfounder: It's also a shaman
polluxr: the art, I mean haahah
LJ_Alkes: it's a good art, that what it is
yourangclan: Look, we have a Goblin Merfolk, a goblin can be a human
kinkerbelle: Now you have good attacks!
polluxr: fair, I guess, swole gobo
kinkerbelle: Power on the goblin.
NrgSpoon: gift the beastmaster
korvys: Power on the goblin?
kinkerbelle: gift on the ceratok
ThePerrBearr: got there
MilkInBag: EZ Clap
queenfounder: Yup
KartoffelKaiser: Woof
OKB_1: "Power of the Goblin" has good potential as a rock band name.
manfred909: gg
yourangclan: Nice
bob_baggins: gg!
korvys: Power on the goblin makes them have to block it, cause it's lethal, without having to spend mana
kinkerbelle: It's already kind of absurd :)
seth_erickson: otzEZ otzEZ
NotCainNorAbel: lrrAWESOME
KartoffelKaiser: There was a card like that in RtR. It was rare and started as a 1/1
yourangclan: GOT em
queenfounder: I mean y'all won already, so...
PendelSteven: 'Ello
MilkInBag: wow James, not with that attitude
Technic_AL: Get your head in the game, James!
TheMandrew: So, Adam was James' coach all along?
LJ_Alkes: Git gut or git better
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josh_le_crafter: Didn't adam get mythic?
polluxr: we had Cultivator of Blades in KLD that pumped +X+X too
KeiRaccoon: Wait, i thought he's going for Mythic by Monday? Kappa
yourangclan: Get your head in the James
PendelSteven: You two could be brothers
PhoenixMelior: yeah James is good at drawing land
MilkInBag: friendship is like marriage, but like worse OpieOP
HondoTrigger: what's that story of james spilling something on the carpet again?
OKB_1: 12 years?
tergonis: 9 and 3/4
PendelSteven: Half-borther then :P
PhoenixMelior: 8.88
ChaoticObserver: What's 3 years between friends?
Invitare: it *felt* like 12 Kappa
josh_le_crafter: @milkinbag so thry're married? Kappa
OKB_1: Is this documented in old LRR videos?
yourangclan: Adam == James
trident042: 9 is... like 12
queenfounder: turns out it was the longest 6 months of your lives
MilkInBag: 9 years? that's like more years than half of chat OpieOP
polluxr: so you were married
PendelSteven: Almost, MilkBag, almost
polluxr: that long living together is the same hahaha
korvys: It's getting cold in here
weff47: he can't keep getting away with this
seth_erickson: el spidro gigante
TheWarbo: So much chill is being brought
breadisbest1: ax throwing looked fun.
OKB_1: What's Adam's first LRR appearance?
PendelSteven: Well most of chat is younger than 3 x 9 years I guess
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
PhoenixMelior: OKB_1 either a Whatever Thing or the Rapstar 64k video
korvys: I think Adam was in season 1, probably
MilkInBag: he played a bully in friday nights?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no more blue mana pls
TheMoatman: Fries?
KartoffelKaiser: Possibly as Core Unit?
TheMoatman: I think so
kumatsu: Wiki says Ways to eat Fries, yeah
yourangclan: I dunno, Skewer the 1/4 seems pretty good lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: oh Season One, my knowledge doesn't go that far
Diabore: so they can counter on the way back down
PendelSteven: Everythin zen. I don't think so.
TheMoatman: I think Fries had both Ben and Adam
KartoffelKaiser: put the fear of god in them
TheMoatman: Okay yep checked the wiki, it was fries
MilkInBag: two men mumbling on twitch
ThorSokar: wow, didn't know Adam was the fun poliece today
yourangclan: Wait, Ben as in Gineering? Wouldn't he have been like 10 at the time if it was S1?
TheWarbo: Concede with the Adapt sound going
DoctorOfBeard: therefore james is 2 men
Smapdi_Flaffermann: The mumbler!
PhoenixMelior: yourangclan nah different Ben
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not to be confused with Gin Earring
PendelSteven: I just want to why police with ie
yourangclan: Okay, now it makes more sense.
MilkInBag: wait, is Ben like 28 or something?
josh_le_crafter: Which ben?
ThorSokar: OG Ben
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yourangclan: I was lost.
Earthenone: yes, ben is a young boy
OKB_1: TBH I never connected that the guy in the old LRR videos is the same person who suddenly had is own stream on the LRR Twitch channel called "Adam's Gamehaüs". I thought "where does this guy come from all of a sudden". Took me a while to make the connection. ;)
ChaoticObserver: As always, never not had it
Simonark: There was a Dick Tracy villain called Mumbles
yourangclan: @milkinbag i wanna say 26? around that
PendelSteven: is there another language besides Dutch in which the sound "ee" is written as "ie"?
MilkInBag: @yourangclan whaaaaaaaaat
PendelSteven: Oh yeah. German.
queenfounder: @yourangclan don't exaggerate, he would have been 11 ;)
Earthenone: fite
OessiMC: fight seems better
KartoffelKaiser: Fight is less utility
PhoenixMelior: PendelSteven English, sometimes
Ammondale: pseudobolt the psuedobird
PendelSteven: as in fiend
PendelSteven: yeah
Arcanearkivist: Apologies if this has been asked before but what guilds and class would you be in a Ravnica RPG?
Clockwork_Penguin: @PendelSteven English. ee as in thief
Feminine_Desires: fight.
PendelSteven: not be confused with how one pronounce friend
Feminine_Desires: Save skewer for later.
yourangclan: Well I was gonna say German and English but I got beaten to it.
Amentur: Yeah fiend ie is just normal i in german
polluxr: why not wait for them to waste the mana?
polluxr: oh, skewer is sorcery
polluxr: never mind
PendelSteven: thief -> Old English thīof, thēof, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch dief and German Dieb, also to theft.
colonelcustard2000: GDay magic friends
PendelSteven: so yeah, that use of ie as ee is from Old English
colonelcustard2000: oof
MilkInBag: everything comes from Old English, like sushi
TheWarbo: the great part about being chat is my head doesn't have to be in the game
seth_erickson: sooo many gatesss
PendelSteven: from the time when Spain was Hispanje in Dutch
PendelSteven: Spanje nowadays
yourangclan: So I guess the answer is all of the West Germanic languages?
PendelSteven: Compare España
PendelSteven: Spain in Spanish
KartoffelKaiser: Th-that stance
PendelSteven: (H)ispanje makes more sense
yourangclan: Matching my every move!
Fantusta: getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
TheR676767: pacific rim up in here
PendelSteven: oh well
OessiMC: Good ol' bant ~stuff
PendelSteven: Hispanje is our anthem
PendelSteven: (4-0)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pfft oh no
MilkInBag: gottem Jebaited
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love it
yourangclan: oh yes
PendelSteven: (sorry Belarussia)
queenfounder: No one expects the second gift of strength!
Martony101: lsvHi
yourangclan: ladies and gentlemen, we got em
Earthenone: Nice!
MilkInBag: that was quite good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't so much love this land
TheR676767: man op must be mad
Feminine_Desires: NOICE.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think we win
Nocxia: literally riding the creatok to victory
PhoenixMelior: what's it like to live in Magical Christmasland
yourangclan: YACHT 'EM
midday_rendelnep: James is right
TheR676767: watch as a man removes a curse upon himself and wins with glory
MilkInBag: EZ Clap
josh_le_crafter: Dis is nutty
bob_baggins: just sayin
Invitare: where did you put the curse?
ChaoticObserver: Nothing but facts here
MilkInBag: very is relative
yourangclan: Did the roles reverse?
PhoenixMelior: James "just saying" Savidan
PendelSteven: oh yeah I heard on telly Canada was +- at the same rank as Belarussia in ⚽. Souwrry
bob_baggins: byyyyeeeee
Earthenone: guess we are dropping a game if james is getting coffee
MilkInBag: pour this man a coffee
PhoenixMelior: we can be your new best friend
LJ_Alkes: ok James, i need win some drafts can you join me tommorow on FNM? :D
bob_baggins: quick get this man some coffee!
josh_le_crafter: Pour this man a drink
colonelcustard2000: Tell him to stop being a coward
seth_erickson: All I'm saying is I'm probably the best mtg player there is
KartoffelKaiser: TakeNRG take my coffee
ZeroArcana: hardly seems like a best friend
ThorSokar: Well, you can tell James we said he's a meanie
TheR676767: quick mulligan to 1
Saintnex: time to start a change.org petition?
Zaraka00: mull to 0
yourangclan: Fill this boy with coffee
queenfounder: Threaten to mull to 4
bob_baggins: mull to 1!
Arcanearkivist: you should lose the game in vengeance
colonelcustard2000: hahahha
RassilonDND: roll up his next Tim Hortons
rogan30: Mull to 1
TheWarbo: Mull to 0 adam
josh_le_crafter: Gottem
MilkInBag: did james say spiders in the coffee?3
OessiMC: seems bad
yourangclan: One mull every minute until coffee
Martony101: Get this man some coffee!
seth_erickson: it has three lands
colonelcustard2000: thats a good hand its a shame if anything would happen to it hehehehe
KartoffelKaiser: This is a bad hand
tergonis: but think of the greed!
KartoffelKaiser: there are no castable spells
trident042: @colonelcustard2000 haha beat me to it
KartoffelKaiser: There we go
TheR676767: double beastmaster
OessiMC: much better
josh_le_crafter: Greed! lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
KartoffelKaiser: Much better
Invitare: I don't think there are enough colours. You need more colours
PendelSteven: Really, I've got feeling for Canada. I think I explained another day there was 50 % I was Canadian
yourangclan: Adam thinks a hand is too greedy??
yourangclan: Life is strange today.
PendelSteven: But alas, this half of my mums family stayed in the Netherlands
josh_le_crafter: Adam is now EA?
yourangclan: "You can get it where we did: swipe it from the EA lunchroom."
PendelSteven: Doesn't matter, my aunt Cathy died in Canada. As Cathy, a Canadian. So I feel for Canada.
TheWarbo: It's just normally he keeps them while saying "This hand is greedy"
PendelSteven: *great aunt
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why not do what you did?
josh_le_crafter: Adam always thinks hands are greedy, that's why he keeps them Kappa
GrandLlamaQ: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week it's Part 2 of the Canadian Highlander League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (1d, 2:18 from now).
Pedantically: Adam knows how mana works. Kappa
yourangclan: @thewarbo Right, I'm so used to hearing Adam say why he can't keep a hand, it's just weird for him to actually mulligan after
PendelSteven: I actually feel something in my heart when I hear the Canadian anthem. Says enough.
MilkInBag: @PendelSteven I live here and I don't LUL
Karnasis_MtG: Adam, Mythic Rank player, outplaying himself!
PendelSteven: Give it time, perhaps
josh_le_crafter: Adam, that isnt bread, that's a frog
MilkInBag: nah, we got huh, historical reasons here
Arcanearkivist: When Saruoform Hybrid Adapts does it become a human godzilla, with all the +1 counters and all?
Karnasis_MtG: Once mythic, always mythic
yourangclan: It's too easy for Adam to win if he goes all out
PendelSteven: ah qui ça? :P
TheWarbo: "That's my secret, I'm always putting balsamic vinaigrette in coffee"
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
yourangclan: Adam is using 300 kg weighted sleeves
PendelSteven: oh well
PendelSteven: Bot is like She-Hulk in that way
PendelSteven: How is it that we got Captain Marvel before She-Hulk in a film by the way?
PhoenixMelior: gee where have I heard that before
yourangclan: This is why I want Adam for Fog of Love
PendelSteven: Oh well, maybe they'll introduce Shulkie with the Fantastic Four. That fits.
yourangclan: Such a kind boy
PendelSteven: Byrne's FF run. Also Canadian.
josh_le_crafter: @yourangclan YES
josh_le_crafter: Adam for fog of love
Skajetolaf: @Adam do you have your currency rates on lock?
OessiMC: one too many
PendelSteven: oof
yourangclan: seabatYIKES
PendelSteven: #wrecked
MilkInBag: you cant block it, TWICE
MilkInBag: welp
yourangclan: @josh_le_crafter 3 game night with Adam, Ben, James. Change.org position
MilkInBag: DansGame
OessiMC: ded
yourangclan: *petition
PendelSteven: oops
Damagicsausage: numotPUNT
Martony101: lsvFine
MilkInBag: yeah they have menace, attack pump, 5
colonelcustard2000: GG
colonelcustard2000: F
yourangclan: <message deleted>Should've Gifted precombat, clear punt
samubtdp1985: force gates
yourangclan: lrrBEEJ
Feminine_Desires: could we have won that if james remembered to adapted?
Anubis169: we have a veto on that word
PendelSteven: Hatseflats
MilkInBag: no, it was 16
Earthenone: take teysa, already an advisor!
colonelcustard2000: Tesya oo ha ha ha
Lordofironstorm: Teysa's silly when the deck comes together
queenfounder: Is there a list somewhere of banned words?
josh_le_crafter: goblin!
Lordofironstorm: F
PendelSteven: (that's doesn't mean anything, it's just a sound in Dutch. Well, maybe something akin to "there ye go"_
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The gathering will wheel.
MilkInBag: jügglër
Anubis169: yup
Furrytractor68: Fuck it, splash Black Kappa
polluxr: splash black and jund them out
MilkInBag: wait, fireblade artist is way better than gathering in the gathering deck
queenfounder: That we can see?
HondoTrigger: I'm starting to think that James isn't cursed, and instead he's just bad Kappa
yourangclan: @anubis169 Yeah, my bad. Intended it as a joke, forgot it was specifically a thing. sorry about that.
Feminine_Desires: Should have gone bant!
colonelcustard2000: GOBLINS
Aarek: Jund Goblins?
Anubis169: all cool and froody manYES
Furrytractor68: No goblins? No takes
polluxr: IGI
polluxr: jund them out
Lordofironstorm: Jundemout
yourangclan: Okay so now we just need Trashmaster or Siege-Gang and we're golden
samubtdp1985: cinders
yourangclan: Yoondem
NathanJay_GA: !card cindervines
LRRbot: Cindervines [RG] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, Cindervines deals 1 damage to that player. / {1}, Sacrifice Cindervines: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Cindervines deals 2 damage to that permanent’s controller.
Feminine_Desires: scorchmark!
Invitare: isn't this the deck you just used?
polluxr: now we have to flip wrecking beast with amplifire
Feminine_Desires: Amplifire! that's good
PhoenixMelior: I go to the bathroom and we're drafting the same deck?
yourangclan: Wow, it's too bad this set doesn't have a goblins payoff.
polluxr: yup, james ignored poor teysa :(
midday_rendelnep: ooops force goblins?
Zaraka00: getting cut on gatherings
Furrytractor68: First Match: Cry of the Carnarium Jebaited
Skajetolaf: Orzhov would have been magnificent
KartoffelKaiser: TakeNRG gib jank
PendelSteven: another word that is rather meaningless in Dutch: hatsikidee [hatsickeeday]
Lordofironstorm: Quick! Pivot into UW!
polluxr: third IGI
MilkInBag: this deck will be great after you join another draft OpieOP
TheR676767: there have been so many igi's
yourangclan: Mono-Spewer can't lose
PendelSteven: but it is used as an informal expression. A meaningless expression.
polluxr: fourth
tergonis: so many cats
HondoTrigger: just insta resign
MilkInBag: go back to mtgo
Skajetolaf: Somebody is blocking you on the GGs
Earthenone: can always drop and draft again!
TheR676767: just abandon this deck and draft again/s
samubtdp1985: re draft
PendelSteven: well meaningless, something akin do "something is happening"
Feminine_Desires: You play the fireblade artists definitely.
Narvan569: re draft
queenfounder: Buy the whole chat ice cream
NathanJay_GA: buy lunch?
PendelSteven: As some Canadians would say, maybe: On vas bien voir
wolf2012pack: appropriate stream considering today's Friday Nights
seth_erickson: video essay!?
yourangclan: run 4 Spewers 56 Mountain, cowards
TheWarbo: Okay now I'm rooting for 7-0
BloodnBullets: ok chat, get in arena and start throwing games!
denitar: lrrWOW
PlusDY: more like 0/7
croisvoix1: What happens if James 0-3's
trident042: Next Episode of Spectator Mode: James Turner: Greatest MtG player or Greatestest MtG player?
korvys: "Spectator Mode Special Edition - James Turner is the World's Best Magic Player"
yourangclan: You're allowed to run 60 in draft. it'll protect you from Dimir.
Mark_D_Stroyer: It’s not about how trash your draft was, it’s about how you trash with it.
Furrytractor68: The Beatdown Begins
PendelSteven: it's how you use your deck
queenfounder: James is excited. It's cute
KartoffelKaiser: Never Punished: The James Turner Story
PendelSteven: souwry
midday_rendelnep: I don't think Adam could afford the $1500 to buy everyone an icecream. the video easy seems smart
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josh_le_crafter: @kartoffelkaiser isn't that adam?
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midday_rendelnep: *essay
queenfounder: Interesting choice
PendelSteven: EmporerOfPotatoes sure sounds funnier in German
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TheWooglie: I'm not that new, but heh twitch is twitch
yourangclan: Activate Dodger twice.
queenfounder: James has never tried so hard
TheWooglie: lrrHEART lrrHEART
KartoffelKaiser: @PendelSteven It sure does
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week it's Part 2 of the Canadian Highlander League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (1d, 2:03 from now).
josh_le_crafter: Time to pray, God do it!
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #2269: "I just want to beat James. That's all." —Adam [2016-04-08]
MilkInBag: yeah, why
korvys: perfect
MilkInBag: you're not even paid in coffee
yourangclan: Fight with Spewer Kreygasm
HondoTrigger: you're helping because deep down you really want to let the world know how great james is
korvys: Thanks, lrrbot, nothing has changed in 3 years
tergonis: maybe kill the chill?
queenfounder: Braaaawl
PendelSteven: sure
Mox_Hagdorm: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the glowy thing.
queenfounder: Not sure spear skewer was an "attacking" creature just then
PendelSteven: Do the thing
weff47: this is what we lose to
seth_erickson: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4634: "That sounds like Beej: 'I'll put it in my mouth! I don't know what it is.'" —TQ [2018-01-30]
MilkInBag: the trolliest land
Anubis169 bounces
josh_le_crafter: Is there actually a LRR subreddit?
midday_rendelnep: yes
yourangclan: @queenfounder Burn Bright isn't quite Trumpet Blast
n3ther: monkaS
yourangclan: !card burn bright
LRRbot: Burn Bright [2R] | Instant | Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Nocxia: mweeeeeeeeh
Lordofironstorm: Send that message!
MilkInBag: what
MilkInBag: JAMES
TheWooglie: James?
Vyous: RIP
trident042: It's about sending a message
queenfounder: Drop? Drop
Furrytractor68: 7-0 dream is still real, let's go
KartoffelKaiser: Gruul Spellbreaker run it back Kappa
MilkInBag: high alert into a cool deck, 0-3
Kumakaori: well, that draft lasted XD;.
yourangclan: Spellbreaker actually so good though
PlusDY: it was a win in our hearts
MilkInBag: colossus slaps
TheWooglie: Sir mix a lot time
yourangclan: High Alert is fun as fuck tbf
KartoffelKaiser: This is now a gates deck
TheWarbo: It's a great Colossus
polluxr: bant high alert gates
queenfounder: Petitioner!
tergonis: petitioners!!!!
kinkerbelle: Petitioners with high alert is already really good
yourangclan: Vizkopa Vampire for Alert
tergonis: doing it!
EvilBadman: Petitioners are 3/3 under alert
Furrytractor68: Duelist?
kinkerbelle: You have to do the petitioners.
frnknstn: take the gate
Vyous: plaza
Pesamare: dont let your dreams be dreams
yourangclan: Go for it
NrgSpoon: skipping faerie duelist?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gate.
polluxr: grab gates
Earthenone: plaza?
PlusDY: *great* colossus
yourangclan: Esper is so good in this format
queenfounder: I like the veteran haha. Not a lot of people agree with me though. I just like vigilance though
Vyous: 4 mana 6/6
MilkInBag: shimmer is great
kinkerbelle: Shimmer is actually good
PlusDY: gate gang
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Furrytractor68: 4 mana 6/6 that prevents mill strats!
yourangclan: All in
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Locket.
yourangclan: Fblthcc!
mjihde: M-yide
Earthenone: rampage of the clans to animate your high alert?
Lordofironstorm: Veteran?
seth_erickson: veteran
yourangclan: Do nothing enchantment tribal?
rycatwithlavender: pod mom
yourangclan: Doggo so good
Technic_AL: Summary judgement...
Vyous: high alert #2. Doing it
yourangclan: In Alert it's just bonkers
RassilonDND: we're all in on high alert?
queenfounder: Gotta make sure you draw it
TheR676767: I mean when the deck comes together
Pesamare: humonguls POG
EvilBadman: Quanch
yourangclan: Scanners Counter
Furrytractor68: We TAKE it!
yourangclan: SPLASH
g00dwell: This is standard, right?
RassilonDND: slam it
PendelSteven: Make it persistent
Vyous: Take the orzhov gate
josh_le_crafter: Petition!
queenfounder: 5th
Furrytractor68: Orzhov guildgate!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take the gate.
queenfounder: GG
Pesamare: clear the mind!
Izandai: Well this deck looks impossibly dank.
Izandai: Plaza?
Baldrash: Mark is rad.
TheR676767: mark
TheR676767: o hai mark
yourangclan: Smark so good.
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yourangclan: VizVamp is great in High Alert right?
g00dwell: Gate hype
polluxr: cat
yourangclan: lrrBEEJ
Halinn: "LRRMTG" is hard to pronounce. You guys need to buy a vowel or three
PendelSteven: thorlarH thorlarH2
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Izandai: Don't want a Swamp I think.
polluxr: get the simic guildgate
Earthenone: add in simic gate?
yourangclan: @halinn three syllables, all rhyming with "Hermitage"
EvilBadman: Nah, you'll draw all the land anyways
Technic_AL: Expose
superdeadsmurf: Locket?
NrgSpoon: final payment?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How many creatures do we have?
KartoffelKaiser: I left for 2 minutes and all of a sudden this deck is unbeatable
seth_erickson: i like panther
JohnPraw: 16 land
plummeting_sloth: ah, my goodness. My beautiful drafting boys! A fine afternoon to you!
plummeting_sloth: And to you too, chat
JohnPraw: Nvm. Slow typer
Halinn: I like panther too
PendelSteven: LaRRyMoTGe
polluxr: expose is good
yourangclan: D//D is usually creatures too
polluxr: I hate the knight
Lordofironstorm: LurrMatog
PendelSteven: LoRRyMaTGe ?
polluxr: would rather play the panther, but that's me
Izandai: SNEEP
Halinn: snap keep
TheMicah21: 7-0HYPE
Furrytractor68: The perfect hand
PlusDY: id go full esper there
SquareDotCube: Impromptu Gamehaus?
Feminine_Desires: OPPONENT SAID HELLO!
Izandai: GOTTEM
Furrytractor68: Are they the goblin deck that will work?! LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Calamity?
PlusDY: high alert gottem
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH BABY
Feminine_Desires: LRR doesn't say Hello back
NrgSpoon: and then you win with ethereal absolution
PlusDY: THE GREAT COLOSSUS
Furrytractor68: If they win though
PendelSteven: 'Ello!
PlusDY: 7-0 gang
SydPreviouslyHeadache: roustabout. what are you doing here
queenfounder: I would
weff47: ethereal absolution is so good in this game too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Make 2 petitioners.
queenfounder: But it's slowing you down
polluxr: 2 petitioners? then high alert?
EvilBadman: that's GOTSTA go
NrgSpoon: swing then untap with high alert
NrgSpoon: oh wait it's not out yet
MilkInBag: just win OpieOP
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yourangclan: cheer190 Bits for the HIGHEST alert. Also I want to brag about the fact that I won a draft game with Simic Ascendancy like a monster
NrgSpoon: for some reason i thought it was already on the board
Dill_Ken_Sebben: Sorry coach!
rycatwithlavender: carnivle carnage
polluxr: next turn high alert, Adam >:C
TheWarbo: !findquote head in the game
LRRbot: Quote #1542: "Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst." —PC Gamer Magazine
Halinn: Trading for stormstrike or smt is fine
Furrytractor68: Carnival LUL
PlusDY: hi, alert :)
mastershake29x: ethereal absolution is a completely fair and balanced magic card in limited
MilkInBag: there's the -3/-3 rare
queenfounder: Pet
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Furrytractor68: Oh no
plummeting_sloth: welp
Halinn: Ooh, one meme deck against the other
frnknstn: send a "nice"
PendelSteven: _s_p_i_c_y_
BloodnBullets: wait: petitioners, collossus and absolution? what is this deck?
Furrytractor68: High Alert isn't exactly memey
Earthenone: this deck is what peak preformance looks like
Izandai: @BloodnBullets dope af
seth_erickson: deck's too good
KartoffelKaiser: high alert is just good
NathanJay_GA: ok
yourangclan: It's kind of a meme, it's just also good
BloodnBullets: apparently @Izandai
Lordofironstorm: gottem
KartoffelKaiser: most of the good creatures in azorious have higher toughness than power
josh_le_crafter: High alert is a dumb card
PlusDY: oof
Furrytractor68: With High alert
NrgSpoon: toss
Furrytractor68: You can have a 5/5 unblockable Vigilance for 5
PendelSteven: Cards do not posses intelligence. They cannot be dumb.
queenfounder: Meh
icefinch: you did it
seth_erickson: send it back
jarjarminks: The meme deck was what op was playing
Earthenone: !card chaos conf
LRRbot: Chaos Confetti [4] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Halinn: Just because it's good doesn't mean it's not a meme
plummeting_sloth: well, there's no way of knowing, so I'm going to say it worked
Halinn: mull
Furrytractor68: Good enough
KartoffelKaiser: you cant cast ANY spells in that hand
queenfounder: Better?
yourangclan: Oh yeah, Knight-Arbiter is just wild in the deck
KartoffelKaiser: the 6 is better
PendelSteven: Cards can't be wise either
Furrytractor68: We got a quench!
MilkInBag: quench the cat
queenfounder: You gotta do it early
yourangclan: T E M P O
MilkInBag: sounds like a prog rock band
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Which will attack as a 5/5 the next turn.
seth_erickson: op stuck like us
plummeting_sloth: wow, they're stuck it seem
yourangclan: gj deck
PendelSteven: This i not the Guildgate, Go deck
Furrytractor68: Oh lord VoHiYo
Saintnex: oh poor op
queenfounder: Gwood, gwood
PlusDY: o o f
KartoffelKaiser: rhythm of the wild would have been painful for 3
PendelSteven: marielCool
MilkInBag: 5/5 hexproof, is this fair
weff47: so much beef
Halinn: They have a land, better keep up thought collapse
Invitare: is this "Yikes"?
queenfounder: Trades the 2/5 though
plummeting_sloth: uhhh
yourangclan: Colossus is an 8/8, but the Alert makes it an 8/8
yourangclan: oh lord
yourangclan: you have both up
yourangclan: you monster
Furrytractor68: That wouldn't have worked anyway, because of High Alert
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:39.
MilkInBag: Counter target spell. Its owner concedes the game.
Halinn: They were still dead
PendelSteven: they should have zigged where they zagged
queenfounder: -X/-0 really doesn't hurt in this deck
yourangclan: @furrytractor68 it's the addendum effect
Halinn: Keep
kinkerbelle: It becomes a 4/8 which then still deals 8 damage.
Furrytractor68: He needed to lock it down is what his thought process was
Izandai: They were at 2 and the -4/-0 wears off at the end of the turn.
KartoffelKaiser: This is what a good 2 land hand looks like
PendelSteven: hehe
yourangclan: Which I guess still does nothing with the activation up?
Izandai: And it deals damage equal to toughness.
Furrytractor68: But it didn't do anything because High Alert just makes the freeze effect moot
PendelSteven: The Doran ability, right?
Halinn: Trading a petitioner for a bladebrand still seems fine
weff47: oooh the junktroller too
TheR676767: man junktroller is gonna roll people
Furrytractor68: Does he have another?
PendelSteven: yeah, Doran, The Siege Tower :)
Furrytractor68: Daggercaster?
Furrytractor68: Do we just play Hugemonculus?
Izandai: Humongulous
PlusDY: big ol gus
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh no! They can make it so their dodger can only be blocked by creatures with defender!
Earthenone: !card gus
LRRbot: Gus [2G] | Creature — Gus [2/2] | Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
PlusDY: hugemonkeygus?
PendelSteven: oh, that's a good creature ;)
Baldrash: It has Defender.
PlusDY: here comes the big boi
Baldrash: Er, I can read High Alert. Don't mind me.
Trymantha: high alert allows it to attack
Halinn: It still has defender. It's actually relevant
Mangledpixel: well, it still technically has Defender, but can also attack
Halinn: !card tin street dodger
LRRbot: Tin Street Dodger [R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Haste / {R}: Tin Street Dodger can’t be blocked this turn except by creatures with defender.
TheWarbo: I mean, it does have Defender
BloodnBullets: well it technically still has defender,
Baldrash: That second ability doesn't come up for me very often. lrrAWW
plummeting_sloth: thank you for you sacrifice, doggo
PendelSteven: #judge
disciple007: @LoadingReadyRun Judith in Draft WutFace
Izandai: I think attack with both.
TheR676767: I just want a soundbite of Adam to play every time a blade juggler is played in MTGA
PendelSteven: thorlarT
yourangclan: @ther676767 i just want a soundbite of Adam to play every time a card is played
Furrytractor68: Shaman is 5/6
BloodnBullets: 5/6
Furrytractor68: Because of Diva
Furrytractor68: A SECOND bladebrand?
PendelSteven: marielSalty
yourangclan: Shashasha emote when
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
yourangclan: Nice
TheR676767: they must be running daggercasters with 2 bladebrands
plummeting_sloth: indeed
aquavulfy: What's going on?
Baldrash: I think most opponents are like, "I'm getting hit for HOW much?"
seth_erickson: I always feel like a monster casting blade brand on dagger caster to wipe their boards
polluxr: arena showing cards hovered is so stupid
aquavulfy: We're playing Expose to Daylight?
Furrytractor68: 3rd Bladebrand?
polluxr: they were hovering cards on the graveyard
yourangclan: 37
polluxr: probably have the graveyard recursion spell
NrgSpoon: tap junktroller
PendelSteven: marielCry
plummeting_sloth: show me potato bladebrand
Halinn: dead revels?
NrgSpoon: nooo
aquavulfy: We're playing Expose to Daylight?
yourangclan: Oh but Revels gets blown out
Halinn: Could have junktrollered in response
MilkInBag: the jügglër
aquavulfy: Please explain
SpoonfullOfSugar: you could have put one on the bottom of deck
yourangclan: Junktroller?
polluxr: we could junktroller to remove a target
Furrytractor68: I mean, they HAVE to block and they have no answers for Flying.
polluxr: :c
TheR676767: the ugler
Furrytractor68: They also made them have a 2 turn clock instead of a 3-turn clock
seth_erickson: i like panther more
korvys: Expose is perfectly fine in BO1
Feminine_Desires: @aquavulfy because enchantments in this format win games on their own. Like this high alert.
aquavulfy: we're playing BO1?
PendelSteven: punkan2Cloud charge!
Akaiatana: ETD has a very rare ability in this set and it can really be a ringer
MilkInBag: oh right, you could have denied judith on the dead revel
PendelSteven: marielCheer
MilkInBag: junktroller
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN chat
jonasjonIV: you still win
Halinn: Pro tip: cards have text.
Saintnex: welp, we are still winning
Halinn: But don't worry, you can still win
disciple007: You got Junktrolled! Jebaited
plummeting_sloth: dead without a flier
Karfsma778: They're very dead
Furrytractor68: They're dead to Faerie AND gate collosus unless they keep 5 mana up
yourangclan: High Alert turns Colossus into an 8/8 Kreygasm
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're also dead to the Gate Colossus.
Mangledpixel: it looks like nothing to me
PendelSteven: uhu
stupickles___: super dead
TheWarbo: Yeah didn't matter, but good to remember that ability for later
aquavulfy: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Pupping the shaman?
Akaiatana: @Dread_Pirate_Westley before just now, they could have pumped the shaman to block
Furrytractor68: They...still lose?
Halinn: bye troller
PendelSteven: thorlarT
weff47: give opp shit for missing the High Alert text, misses Junktroller text
Halinn: Duelist flies
yourangclan: Reading the card does something, but I don't remember what exactly?
Kumakaori: troller
MilkInBag: colossus has no text
Feminine_Desires: why didn't they do that at instant speed ...
Akaiatana: watch them have deface
Feminine_Desires: deface is two mana no?
Furrytractor68: I like the opponent's spirit
plummeting_sloth: the rubbins
TheR676767: mountain deface x2 would be hilarious
Furrytractor68: Going RIGHT to the end
jonasjonIV: 3 is not 0
seth_erickson: deface is only 1
PendelSteven: marielCheer
NathanJay_GA: High Alert for MVP
PendelSteven: thorlarH marielHype thorlarH2
Halinn: Plat 4, time to lose the rest
MilkInBag: that win deserves more coffee
aquavulfy: why are we playing black?
frnknstn: Just like in Friday Nights!
yourangclan: Oh good, got it before James came back.
Halinn: @aquavulfy absolution
stupickles___: Adam gets all credit
yourangclan: @aquavulfy Absolution
RealGamerCow: !NEXT
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aquavulfy: oH
MilkInBag: is it good though
MilkInBag: OpieOP
aquavulfy: YES
Halinn: snap keep
Furrytractor68: If Aethereal Absolution exists: Always splash it
Saintnex: thinking.... yes... yes it is
Halinn: RlyTho
aquavulfy: I've played it in Gruul before
PendelSteven: marielRage Lifelink
aquavulfy: It was fun
yourangclan: you know, sometimes you're playing the Temur deck and you open an Absolution and suddenly you're playing Gates.
Earthenone: i would still trade
polluxr: slime bind the vizkopa
Halinn: I'd have attacked, bound if block
seth_erickson: mardu
plummeting_sloth: Everything is Jund if you believe
midday_rendelnep: BROBNAR!
yourangclan: All Shall Be Jund
aquavulfy: sweeeeeet
Feminine_Desires: @Halinn the dog has defender, couldn't attack and play bond at the same time
Halinn: Ah, right
Halinn: mb
PendelSteven: thorlarMM
Saintnex: gottem
yourangclan: Rekt
Feminine_Desires: Quench! *Squelch*
MilkInBag: squench your family
plummeting_sloth: ah, -1 power on a lifelinker. When you should lose like when you attack :P
aquavulfy: I play a 1 of Quench in Standard for those feelings.
plummeting_sloth: er, life
yourangclan: Nippy Kind Langur
aquavulfy: swing with the 5/5
Saintnex: thats not a bad trade
Baldrash: lrrFINE
PendelSteven: Izzit?
Furrytractor68: James, get your GAME in the head!
Invitare: Is this "fine"?
midday_rendelnep: no, it's azorius fine
josh_le_crafter: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
yourangclan: Get your James in the game
Akaiatana: I had an opponent forget that high alert doesn't actually change the power, and they (with their high alert_ couldn't block my gate colossus wth a 2/5.
Halinn: @yourangclan gfycat.com/brutalsavagerekt
josh_le_crafter: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
MilkInBag: that's a trap
plummeting_sloth: Valencia, no!
PendelSteven: marielStress
TheMicah21: rally to battle?
Feminine_Desires: imagine if they had the 3 mana sacrifice spell.
TheMicah21: nope
MilkInBag: kiichiWhat
PendelSteven: marielCool
Furrytractor68: It's getting mortified
queenfounder: Something?
Saintnex: Opponent was just slow rolling us I guess?
Invitare: hey it's me
Invitare: gate collossus
TheR676767: mortify would target high alert
TheR676767: you're fine
Furrytractor68: Never mind
yourangclan: Plaza wouldn't. GOT em
PendelSteven: Hey, nice for you that you are gate collossus
Furrytractor68: This is true
Talin06: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week it's Part 2 of the Canadian Highlander League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (1d, 1:28 from now).
plummeting_sloth: hehe
MilkInBag: bleh
queenfounder: Sure
Earthenone: play second alert, send a message
TheR676767: this is why we run expose
yourangclan: The second High Alert? PogChamp
PendelSteven: hatseflats punkan2Cloud
DaSunao: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Furrytractor68: LUL
MilkInBag: if you play the second high alert, you make damage with your power OpieOP
plummeting_sloth: dang, I forgot we had 2 of those
Halinn: Wait, cards have text?
TheR676767: cronch
Saintnex: turns out reading the card explains the card Kappa
Halinn: @Saintnex I don't believe you
PendelSteven: punkan2Cloud
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yourangclan: Ethereal Abdominals
TheR676767: keep gate
TheR676767: to revive colossus later
Saintnex: @Halinn well butts then :/
TheR676767: nvm
Vyous: chumping doesn't improve the colossus clock
Furrytractor68: We did get it in 1 game
NrgSpoon: started with it once
Halinn: You had it hand one game, yeah
NrgSpoon: aganist the goblins
Furrytractor68: Just couldnt play it
PendelSteven: marielRage
Furrytractor68: Oh wow
MilkInBag: that was quite fancy
Halinn: Neat.
Feminine_Desires: should have kept that gate.
queenfounder: Kind of nice actually
Halinn: Imagine if you had a gate in hand now :P
Thisbymaster: 3 for one
hippitybobbity: well played oppo
Furrytractor68: Oof
Saintnex: yup
Halinn: oof
Vyous: they are still under the abyss though
Feminine_Desires: yep. Suuuuper punished.
Halinn: That's why you don't play your gates :P
Trymantha: we get it chat
TheR676767: sorry, now I feel bad for mentioning it
PendelSteven: super - a nice internatioanl word
Trymantha: no need to keep going on about the gate
MilkInBag: the curse is back
hippitybobbity: the land is also cursed
MilkInBag: you got like 6 spells in this game
TheR676767: can he pump twice?
TheR676767: care
yourangclan: @hippitybobbity it comes with your choice of toppings?
hippitybobbity: oh yes
RassilonDND: I'm confused why can't we attack?
Akaiatana: 4/6, yeah
egaph: so basicly if 2 streamers end up against eachother they're counting on an honor code that chat won't spoil cards in hand?
PendelSteven: but erm we can untap Humongulus anyhow
josh_le_crafter: @egaph yes
JohnPraw: Lifelink is still good.
MilkInBag: but it got shroud Kappa
PendelSteven: no, hexproof :)
hippitybobbity: sha sha shaaa
Akaiatana: !card high alert
LRRbot: High Alert [1WU] | Enchantment | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn’t have defender. / {2}{W}{U}: Untap target creature.
TheR676767: sha x 3
TheManaLeek: Sha sha shaaa has been called
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MilkInBag: why does the owl make an eagle sound
PendelSteven: Hatsikidee
hippitybobbity: the owl doth caw
stupickles___: jeeeez just die
hippitybobbity: got real fabeltjeskrant in chat
Furrytractor68: We can mill them to death now!
Halinn: You have lots of outs
Furrytractor68: The Petitioners + High Alert Combo!
PendelSteven: marielSalty
Earthenone: with high alert we can multi mill
TheManaLeek: Mill untap mill with High Alert for the big brain play
Saintnex: we have a bunch of outs and are still really ahead of our OP
arcaneemperor: time for that turbo mill XD
DrWreckage: Yeah definitely actually mill them for 1
SrMuskrat: We can mill them 2 itimes a turn
hippitybobbity: galqxy brain plays
TheWarbo: Hahah I love it
queenfounder: 3 with 2 high alerts, really
RassilonDND: multi mill here end of turn
yourangclan: I count 3 per turn
SrMuskrat: 3 times
Vyous: Take it
Halinn: Take it imo
Earthenone: !card uncaged fury
LRRbot: Uncaged Fury [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
hippitybobbity: take it
Furrytractor68: Yeah
Furrytractor68: Because its power is technically still 1
queenfounder: Mill though, you ain't doing anything else
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
TheManaLeek: Gottem
TheMicah21: THE COMBO
Halinn: Ooh baby a triple!
PendelSteven: oh yeah
plummeting_sloth: the alternate win con!
Invitare: what if you milled them down to a removal?
hippitybobbity: how many cards they got left?
TheR676767: " we have to chump with the 7/7" is never good to say
TheManaLeek: You go sha sha, and then I say so, go sha again
MilkInBag: EZ
tvenn: good game
Furrytractor68: cyanAYAYA !
Saintnex: yes
plummeting_sloth: wooo!
Dix: nice
queenfounder: That is the risk with mull
PendelSteven: marielHype
Halinn: t90GG
Kumakaori: got em~
draw792: dayGG
tergonis: petitioner saves the day
jonasjonIV: tight!
TheWarbo: that was a game
Izzy_KEPT: got there!
hippitybobbity: ez life
weff47: a lot of close games this time
TheR676767: GeeGee
MilkInBag: don't forget to breathe
PlusDY: dang
yourangclan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JohnPraw: GG
yourangclan: lrrGOAT
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queenfounder: Is that really too much to ask for
PlusDY: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Baldrash: Whale plaid, guys.
JohnPraw: Great game.
TheR676767: nail biter, that one
Feminine_Desires: I've drafted arena about 25 times. I've never gotten to play a single absolution.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was game 1, except they conceded one turn ahead of schedule.
Saintnex: well I mean we are playing blue so...
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grandmaspocket: good to see ya boys
PendelSteven: thorlarIT
TheManaLeek: We'll always get there :D
KartoffelKaiser: This hand is terrible.
Halinn: GREED IS GOOD
Kumakaori: noep
Furrytractor68: We need 2 blue for Thought
DaSunao: The best response to absolution is absolution
Feminine_Desires: I've had decks with three gate colossi, but never a single draft with an absolution.
Kumakaori: welp
KartoffelKaiser: It has no castable spells!
TheManaLeek: Never ever didn't not have it
weff47: never punished
josh_le_crafter: Greed!
Furrytractor68: Fucking LUL
jonasjonIV: rewareded!
KartoffelKaiser: :I
DaSunao: lrrGREED
Kumakaori: k ndhi i guess~
Jorge4hg: james how?
Baldrash: lrrGREED
NrgSpoon: taking advantage of his curse
queenfounder: Never didn't have it HAS to be a button soon
yourangclan: I've opened almost a playset in prize packs but never in a draft
ThorSokar: never didn't have it
TheR676767: adam's aura is finally rubbing off
PendelSteven: Very persistent
slothamer123456: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TheWarbo: !quote 2885
LRRbot: Quote #2885: "Babies get away with a lot." —Paul [2016-06-29]
SrMuskrat: lrrGREED
Halinn: t90Hax
RassilonDND: what's better, giving your creatures +2/+2 or +1/+1 and opponent -1/-1
MilkInBag: The luckiest force against the unluckiest object
thesurfaceofthemoon: what's the current button?
EvilBadman: Not in stock
josh_le_crafter: what context is that quote?!
yourangclan: !quote babies
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
queenfounder: So weird
Smapdi_Flaffermann: The current button is the button that's available now.
GarQuithnik: i got scry to the bottom yesterday as a button.
TheR676767: cats and dogs together? the madness
queenfounder: Scry to the bottom
yourangclan: The button du jour?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: just !quote pulls quotes by people. !findquote finds quotes with specific words in them
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Exactly!
Furrytractor68: Tenth can at least force a Watchdog?
senshi5609: i think is ...Scry to the bottom is the current button
Halinn: Getting some good hits with the mill at least
Baldrash: CK tweeted about being out of buttons for the moment.
queenfounder: !findquote uptap
LRRbot: Quote #5543: "Unkeep, uptap, drew." —Cameron [2018-11-23]
Halinn: @Furrytractor68 menace :(
Furrytractor68: On the panther at least
Saintnex: !findquote babies
LRRbot: Quote #1910: "I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude." —Cori [2016-02-19]
yourangclan: @the_ocean_who_subbed thanks
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yourangclan no worries :)
EvilBadman: No buttons currently
andy_reeed: Got my kneecap busted out of place by a goat yesterday and it fucking blows
Furrytractor68: 1 more mana!
Furrytractor68: Let's go!
queenfounder: But there is those my commander is stickers, I think still, so that's cool
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Goats are bloodthirsty bastards. But I still love em. Can't help myself.
Halinn: How to beat pestilent spirit: absolution
PendelSteven: marielBaby babies?
MilkInBag: @andy_reeed were you in a sketch
Furrytractor68: Watchdog has Defender? 🤔
Vyous: watchdog has defender, doesn't it?
TheR676767: dog has defender
senshi5609: lrrFRUMP i just put in an order today.....them not having buttons makes me sad
TheMicah21: dog has defender
tvenn: dont let them quech the absolution
Halinn: Wait, cards with defender can't attack? But high alert!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We need to draw our Slimebind.
Earthenone: to be fair, the oponent probobly has high alert
TheMicah21: untap land one time
yourangclan: It not nothing
Furrytractor68: Or Mortify
TheMicah21: gg
Saintnex: UGH
Dix: blargh
Furrytractor68: At least the spirit is gone
PlusDY: lrrFINE
midday_rendelnep: F
stupickles___: ooooooof
RassilonDND: mortify so good
Furrytractor68: Shoutout to that being the first time we played Absolution
plummeting_sloth: love the idea of spells with deathtouch
yourangclan: Look it not perfect system
Furrytractor68: And it immediately gets mortified
weff47: deathtouch.dec
NrgSpoon: high alert would have been fun to draw there
TheR676767: make sure not to target colossus with that expose
stupickles___: so much deathtouch
PendelSteven: punkan2Cloud
TheR676767: pontiff can gain lifelink too
seth_erickson: op doing good for only three lands
MilkInBag: adam is so good at this game
stupickles___: this is why James needs Adam
TheR676767: oh nvm
TheR676767: i can't read
Furrytractor68: Deathtouch and indestructible
Saintnex: this is vengeance for destroying our absolution!
Vyous: pls don't double spell OP
NrgSpoon: the cards don't have text so i understand
TheR676767: I keep thinking of butcher of the horde
Dix: lrrSCOOP
yourangclan: Pontiff of the scales lrrBEEJ
MilkInBag: not tap, not tap, concede
plummeting_sloth: counter their head exploding
hippitybobbity: gotta (checks notes) "ream the carbs"
TheWarbo: "Concede" "Counterspell"
MolaMolaphant: counter that concession! don't give them the satisfaction!
PlusDY: counter their concede
Jorge4hg: best deck ever
DaSunao: gabySlay
Furrytractor68: 5-0 though!
Furrytractor68: High Alert is so good cyanAYAYA
MilkInBag: they found the stream and found out about the counter OpieOP
HondoTrigger: doodOne doodOne doodOne
TheR676767: absolution got mortified that game and we still won wooooooow
Brok3nGol3m: awwww
Furrytractor68: Even though that game was all Collosus
PendelSteven: NVM is a Dutch estate agency
Saintnex: which is why its now been monetized, like everything else
Saintnex: Kappa
yourangclan: seabatYIKES
stupickles___: the way you do the thing you do
v_nome: Woozle Wozzle?
PendelSteven: It has been for years, but now that name is erm...
MilkInBag: apex legends copyrighted ......huh one more?
TheR676767: although adam's "we're here" every SwS gives me life
JohnPraw: This deck is great,
Furrytractor68: Hello! Simic Gate! I forgot you were there
Chaceface: So is the simic guildgate just for doing gate things?
PlusDY: 5
yourangclan: @pendelsteven does it stand for Niv Veritas Mizzet? lrrBEEJ
Furrytractor68: Expose has a lot of relevant threats
Furrytractor68: Like the red/black enchantment, Absolution, and Gate Colossus
plummeting_sloth: oh, maybe our absolution hangs around for once
Saintnex: we'll mill the fear of god in to them
LonelyWustl: Back to back Persistent, Ralp meme.jpg
yourangclan: Cindervine on 3
queenfounder: Niiiiice
Vyous: roundabout.wav ?
Halinn: roostaboot
ThePerrBearr: just tuning back in. how many petitioners do they have in this deck?
TheWarbo: Rakdos Traffic-Circle
PendelSteven: there's also a small building companyin my area called IDK
korvys: Rakdos Traffic Circle
PendelSteven: yeah, IDK
yourangclan: I'll ve the rooooooustabout
Saintnex: never didnt have it Kappa
Chaceface: PogChamp
thanzo: outplayed
TheR676767: 2nd IGI we've milled
Dix: lolol
Furrytractor68: He's got away with it EVERY game!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but will we ever see our 6th oand?
DrWreckage: Time to kiss
NrgSpoon: had expose for IGI anyway :P
josh_le_crafter: Kiss???
queenfounder: Now kiss!
DrWreckage: Kiss kiss kiss kiss!
plummeting_sloth: perfect
Furrytractor68: So much Expose!
TheManaLeek: Time to wreck em
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jesus
Furrytractor68: We winnin!
Dix: You bullies
Erin_Dwight: FIGHT Fight fight... Kiss kiss kiss?
PendelSteven: this is the Rythm of the Wild. The Wild. Oh yeah. The Rythm of the Wild.
yourangclan: Work for the exposure.
Furrytractor68: Enforcer is now fucked
TheR676767: Expose has been putting in 110%
Halinn: Coz it's the rhythm of the wild
plummeting_sloth: expose for MVC
Saintnex: we're about demoralizing the op so bad the concede every time
TheManaLeek: WHAT
MilkInBag: "Expose is a Vintage staple" - James
Dix: hahahaha
control_rig: CRAP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
TheManaLeek: Who main decks that? :D
Dix: GOOZLED
geekvs: how do i link my twitch to my prime account?
LonelyWustl: Bodied
TheManaLeek: The extreme goozle
draw792: every time
control_rig: Pre-goozled
UnknownGerm: well, shit
TheManaLeek: The rare goozle
Furrytractor68: Well shit
yourangclan: Holy shit I called it I guess?
Halinn: NotLikeThis
plummeting_sloth: on board goozling
Cepsys: lrrAWW
josh_le_crafter: There are too many good enchantments in this set
hippitybobbity: play out the colossus, they will not be able to resist
Erin_Dwight: oof... Cinder is so good.
yourangclan: I was only off by like four turns
Furrytractor68: Cindervines MAIN board
JohnPraw: He couldn't keep getting away with it.
Saintnex: we'll bait them with our colossus?
Furrytractor68: I mean I guess it's technically a clunkier Expose
Technic_AL: Bait with colossus too
MolaMolaphant: @geekvs you have the badge next to your name, it should be there already? otherwise twitch (dot) tv/prime I think
thanzo: mainboard expose to counter mainboard cindervines
TheR676767: ohh man
control_rig: Ow
hippitybobbity: im assuming a lot here adam
hippitybobbity: oopf
PendelSteven: The Rythm of the Wld
TheR676767: if they sacced cindervines to kill a thopter there that would've made my day
geekvs: huh
geekvs: i
Technic_AL: What if they main board drill bit?
hippitybobbity: the Rythm of the Wild: Beat of the Meat
Furrytractor68: We can't attack LUL
TheR676767: o hai mark
PendelSteven: do the thing
Furrytractor68: Are they really?
Saintnex: DO IT OP DO IT
control_rig: Dooo iiiiit
Dix: oh man baited
control_rig: YESSS
queenfounder: Yaas!
Furrytractor68: IT HAS DEFENDER! LUL
jonasjonIV: YES
seth_erickson: baited
plummeting_sloth: you fool!
Saintnex: GOTEM
Cepsys: lrrAWESOME
MilkInBag: kiichiWhat kiichiWhat kiichiWhat
Jorge4hg: yes
hippitybobbity: JABAITED
Halinn: PogChamp
geogio13: jabaited
TehAmelie: random thing i learned today: Danny Devito is 5 inches taller than Peter Dinklage
weff47: opp f'ing goofed
plummeting_sloth: you've activated my trap losing an enchantment!
UnknownGerm: got GOT, op
josh_le_crafter: Gottem!
Alixonzen: lol Baited
Erudite_Cynic: Jebaited
yourangclan: @furrytractor68 it doesn't tho
Jorge4hg: oh noo our enchanment!
DaSunao: lrrAWESOME
TheMicah21: dont forget to mill!
Furrytractor68: Oh wait no
Furrytractor68: I'm bad, you right
TheMicah21: forgot to mill
yourangclan: no worries
Halinn: Forgot to mill :(
RedGriffin42: no mill/
TheManaLeek: Opponent casts Concede
Cepsys: we can block enforcer at least
TheMicah21: loom how zeroed in they are
TheMicah21: look*
holesinone178: dont play
TheR676767: keep quench/spirit up
floppyfins: Hey Whats the deck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can quench and Make a 2/2 if we don't play a land.
seth_erickson: don't play leave up quench and ethereal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could have the 6/6 riot worum
Saintnex: leave up quence
Halinn: Keep up quench imo
Dix: make em pay for teh ful thing
josh_le_crafter: Quench
DrWreckage: Not many creatures in the bin though
control_rig: You don't need the land, honestly
josh_le_crafter: k
TheMicah21: I agree with James
Technic_AL: Quench up
holesinone178: it gives you nothing right now
2rrr_mirror_breaker: I'd play it cause untapped land means we can activate twice, just don't activate main ohase
DrWreckage: Oh man Adam is going to get blown out
TheManaLeek: We can still leave up Quench and if they have nothing Spirit
Furrytractor68: We also have mana to mill
TheMicah21: QUENCH
PendelSteven: #quenched
Dix: quonchd
stupickles___: quench ya!
MilkInBag: kiichiSmeagol quench being useful so late in the game
plummeting_sloth: that'll put in work
TheR676767: man that cindervines bait
Saintnex: just keep milling them Kappa
MilkInBag: ooze is messed up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ethereal Absolution is the Multani of RNA
seth_erickson: ooze is mythic though ethereal is not
Mister_Hush: I feel like I'm seeing double, it's Adam and James!
stupickles___: Game Blouses
weff47: absolution + petitioners is really good
DrWreckage: I nominate Unbreakable Formation for most broken bullshit card in the format
2rrr_mirror_breaker: just attack for 4 and play petitioner
josh_le_crafter: Flunge!
plummeting_sloth: indeed, more grist for the mill
PendelSteven: marielCool punkan2Cloud
TheR676767: clawing back with absolution
yourangclan: Formation is rad, but it is NOT better than Absolution
Saintnex: How much BM would it be to just mill our OPP out until they lose now?
Halinn: Oh man, if you got High Alert now, it'd take the spirit from a 2/2 all the way to a 2/2!!!
TheMicah21: mill 1
Halinn: @Saintnex very
RassilonDND: unbreakable formation is like third most busted Imo. ethereal absolution and high alert are 1 and 2
Halinn: Keep milling for absolution fodder
RedGriffin42: Why no mill?
PendelSteven: what a combo
TheR676767: I'm half expecting a second cindervines
plummeting_sloth: oh man, imagine if we'd baited out that cindervines with a dang locket
Technic_AL: How many creatures left in op’s graveyard?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They are down to 1 creature in yard.
Saintnex: @Halinn Oh wow, I 100% didnt even see the combo between Petitioners and Absolution
jonasjonIV: enough
Baldrash: Burn Bright.
NrgSpoon: colossus
TheManaLeek: Colossus kills us
TheManaLeek: Exactly
Technic_AL: Make a dude
seth_erickson: by a few he means one
Halinn: @Saintnex I mean, the actual combo is ethereal absolution + creatures :P
TheR676767: they would have already done colossus on the beastmaster
plummeting_sloth: just wanted a flyer, maybe?
stupickles___: scoop time
Blasteg: Oh yeah, 1/1 fizzles on -1/-1 right
plummeting_sloth: oh right!
PendelSteven: marielDerp
thefileclerk: !next
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Saintnex: @Halinn true, but I just realized how good the petitioners are for enabling it lol
josh_le_crafter: *gets high alert*
PlusDY: mill time
NrgSpoon: high alert go
TheR676767: it would come in and die to state-based actions
josh_le_crafter: OP crys
Saintnex: oh real glad we blocked there
Sthrad: well they had 6 damage
TheManaLeek: Yeah if we had taken even 1 we were dead
NrgSpoon: could have cracked the locket to draw high alert?
plummeting_sloth: hot dang!
Halinn: should have cracked locket to find high alert
BloodnBullets: how many petitioners did we draft?
queenfounder: 5
NathanJay_GA: what a deck
TheMicah21: One more win!
Jorge4hg: soo close
Saintnex: 7-0! 7-0!
josh_le_crafter: 7-0 dream!?
BloodnBullets: haha fantastic
plummeting_sloth: run it back, run it back!
Halinn: I mean, it made no difference in the end, but cracking locket would have had slightly higher percentages
thanzo: GO ALL THE WAY!
iammorthos: Last show of the day?
queenfounder: 7-0 called earlier was just talking about the wrong deck!
PendelSteven: marielCool marielHype
thesurfaceofthemoon: !next
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TheR676767: geeze louise this has been a fight for a 7-0
MolaMolaphant: wait, I thought you made mythic over the weekend lrrBEEJ
yourangclan: so the video essay offer still stands right? lrrBEEJ
Phosphatide: he made it to mythic on his personal account, of course Kappa
plummeting_sloth: oh, darn! I finally have time to watch and you're all out of town. Oh well
TheR676767: nooooooooooo
TheMicah21: NANI!?
thanzo: there are no Friday nights
MilkInBag: so what, it skips from friday afternoon to saturday morning?
queenfounder: That is the most hurtful thing you could have said just then James
Halinn: Keep, but it's not great
thanzo: friday does not exist
PendelSteven: It's not Mark's Sentinel, but it is Sentinel's Mark
Harkzoan: Time goes straight from Friday afternoon to Saturday morning?
CoolDant: wait, so Liliana doesn't hand you Monsters when you wake up in the office? bummer...
TheWarbo: Fridays are not real, as humans made up days of the week. Night, however, is.
Phosphatide: so the birdwatching and stick whittling never happened!? NotLikeThis
EsperDerek1: What about Santa? Is Santa Real!?
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Saintnex: so chat on a scale of 1-10 given the last few match, how clench do you think this match will be?
yourangclan: Hey, I'm quanchin here!
PendelSteven: You betcha Santa is real, I hope you've been a good person this year
Furrytractor68: Question: Do we give The veteran super-vigilance?
MilkInBag: @plummeting_sloth good job handling that sword to protect your master!
Halinn: @Saintnex e
Dix: nice work @plummeting_sloth
josh_le_crafter: Congratulations
plummeting_sloth: my voice is so gone you guys
yourangclan: @plummeting_sloth Excellent! congratulations!
UnknownGerm: uh oh
plummeting_sloth: I talked for 2 damn hours straight
yourangclan: Mind if I ask what field you're in?
Halinn: Is opponent doing it?
Technic_AL: Put op’s goblin gathering at bottom of their deck
Saintnex: thats a whole buncha gobbos
MilkInBag: talking seabatYIKES
Halinn: I hope opponent is doing it with the gobbos
UnknownGerm: op might be on the juggalo plan
ThorSokar: etherial off the top?
Mister_Hush: @plummeting_sloth what's it like to be successful and good at something
NrgSpoon: will you need to junktroller his goblin gatherings?
plummeting_sloth: @yourangclan Chemistry, with a focus in materials science
DrWreckage: It's for spectacle
DrWreckage: Not blade brand
Feminine_Desires: put the goblin gatherings on the bottom of their deck
2rrr_mirror_breaker: or they really want spectacle
Feminine_Desires: So they don't get more value out of it
Technic_AL: Junktroller!
Feminine_Desires: also I changed colours
Feminine_Desires: In the middle of chat.
plummeting_sloth: huh, that works
LonelyWustl: bluff full control to draw out the discard!
LonelyWustl: oh wait junk trawler
LonelyWustl: nvm
loki_lxix: Adam you were SO great in the latest Friday Nights.
yourangclan: @plummeting_sloth ooh, neat. Chemistry is rad and I kinda wish I had credit space open to do some classes in it.
NrgSpoon: junktroller your deploy?
Erin_Dwight: Yeah, Adam was fantastic.
Technic_AL: JUNKTROLLER
Feminine_Desires: Why didn't you junktroller in response?
stupickles___: jeez
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2rrr_mirror_breaker: @LoadingReadyRun you can junk troller their gatherings
josh_le_crafter: Absolution one time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 1 time Cavalcade of Calamity
Feminine_Desires: You could have used junktroller thee past few times to have completely blown them out on goblin gathering.
HesGotNoPants: 0 justice benginCry
queenfounder: Sure, but that'll take a load of turns
Invitare: *clap*
Saintnex: COMON DECK
TheNahgg: @LoadingReadyRun Don't think you block the torchfiend there or you get utterly destroyed by bladebland
josh_le_crafter: 5th goblin gathering
Halinn: Use junktroller, take away gatherings
stupickles___: cheer100 bits for fun times
queenfounder: Positive vibes people
Unas84: puts on Muse - Wait for Absolution
tvenn: nah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Putting the Goblin Gatherings away isn't bad.
HesGotNoPants: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginDab benginDab benginLol benginHeart benginFingers
PendelSteven: well, that's persistent
Halinn: Putting gatherings away in advance is good imo
Unas84: oh, *sing for absolution
UnknownGerm: WELP
control_rig: Oh dear lord
DrWreckage: Justice is dead
Feminine_Desires: yep that's the punish for not taking out those goblin gatherings so much sooner.
TheWarbo: Yeah you can only put one Gathering away in response
Invitare: Justice is dead
josh_le_crafter: is this gg?
yourangclan: We can mill them AND put cards on bottom? PogChamp
Mister_Hush: Seven-Oh! Seven-Oh!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: super dead
plummeting_sloth: dang, absolution would have been so choice
Saintnex: we got one turn
plummeting_sloth: oh well
MilkInBag: so that's it, that's the deck? play all the gatherings and win?
Halinn: t90GG
Saintnex: nevermind, forgot to read the card
yourangclan: Good lord.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Absolution kills us.
Furrytractor68: PLEASE!
TheMandrew: then judith just kills you
MilkInBag: guildmage kills you
yourangclan: two judith
2rrr_mirror_breaker: it doesnt matter you couldnt beat judith anyway
NrgSpoon: mill yourself
TheManaLeek: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Nontoken
Halinn: @MilkInBag it's one of the two meme decks, yeah. That and mill
Furrytractor68: Absolution, you betrayed us cyanAYAYA
stupickles___: ggs y'all
yourangclan: oh, nontoken
plummeting_sloth: but what a way to go, though!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: judith is only non token
seth_erickson: it's nontoken
thanzo: most of thje way!
MolaMolaphant: judith is still nontoken creatures, but you were not in a happy place
HesGotNoPants: opps
josh_le_crafter: absolution totally doent kill you
YunalescasAeons: @LoadingReadyRun Hey guys how are you? I'm doing pretty good, I'm kind of excited I'll be able to draft consipercy on tuesday I just wish I knew what cards are in the set
Smapdi_Flaffermann: No video essay :(
UnknownGerm: judith doesn't care about token death
MilkInBag: the cliffhanger D:
josh_le_crafter: nontoken
2rrr_mirror_breaker: Absolution wouldnt kill you, its nontoken, but with judith in play would couldnt block and couldnt take it
Saintnex: crack a pack?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
queenfounder: Had fun!
plummeting_sloth: thanks peoples!
MolaMolaphant: thanks for the streamin!
dachdolan: Man, I just got here
PendelSteven: whateva
thesurfaceofthemoon: have fun, be cool!
TheManaLeek: We dab James, we dab
SydPreviouslyHeadache: No Now Kiss! tomorrow
queenfounder: Back to the Hour of Devastation PPR!
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming
Saintnex: I do work... :(
n3ther: you're not a cool kid though Kappa
TheManaLeek: That's what us kids do right?
Technic_AL: Thanks for games
DaSunao: Adam is always hungry!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm going to show up tomorrow as 12:30 wonder what's going on and not realize it, calling it now
jdtreker: Thanks for a great stream
MolaMolaphant: and it's real good! y'all have been doing a great job with those, and we love them
Halinn: We spend all the time not on twitch practicing our dabs and flosses
PendelSteven: hodour <3
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream Adam and James! its been fantastic
MilkInBag: thank you for the stream!
plummeting_sloth: sounds like a chill a couple of days
PendelSteven: ooooh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming Adam and James. have a good evening
PendelSteven: egg citing
TheWarbo: NewScheduleTHursDedule
thanzo: bye-o
Saintnex: BAI!
plummeting_sloth: good night!
PendelSteven: Bye bye!
mastershake29x: bye!
TheWarbo: bye
PendelSteven: Souwry
TehAmelie: byee
TehAmelie: man i'm hungry
Sobid: !next
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TehAmelie: decided to go a week with prefab meals to get used to a normal human portion size. day 1 has not been great
magicdale: is mtg over?
magicdale: or has it not started yet?
Kumakaori: over
PendelSteven: souwry, it's ovah
PendelSteven: gp watch some youtubevideos or what is it that the youth does :P
PendelSteven: or maybe go to, I dunno, Gaby... Just sayin'... Later!
TehAmelie: should i watch the fun thing or the cool thing? i can't make up my mind