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Blasteg: was there ant match in between the parts?
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silvalunae: or nuke kingdom really does have fast shipping
silvalunae: oh wait, wrong highlight reel ;a;
Fluffasaurus: !next
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tehcrashxor: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #4870: "I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!" —Ben [2018-04-02]
Gary_Number_427: To be fair, I would *love* to see a draw in a Highlander game. Probably bonkers.
defiledsoul: yay I will be able to watch a stream from the start this time
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LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
tehcrashxor: !findquote cards
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RockPusher: !findquote ian
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Blasteg: mic's off?
RockPusher: sergeHeart sergeMoly
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DorkmasterFlek: Yaaaaaaas I'm so hyped for this :D
cuttlefishman: principate of playthings
Welbog: The boards of card, the sleeves of saran
TehAmelie: a domain of cards!
RockPusher: booton pls
lowman02: heard Jer is on Big White, did I hear wrong?
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evalarene: I'm dying of a horrible cold and my chest is full of pain do no one is allowed to make me laugh, got it? No laughing means no pain.
coachNelly: Sultai reclamation
TemporallyAwry: Suspiciously Fast Shipping - but not "that" suspicious.
Baldrash: @mrshua42 Graham, Adam, Alex, and Beej will be at PAX East next weekend.
evalarene: also, hi all!
lowman02: (got him)
TheWarbo: A global supply chain of MtG joeks
ThePov42: A Barony of Collectability
girlpainting: Hello Jear, i´m Alexandra
mastershake29x: woa completely different looking app on my fire tv
silvalunae: I dunno if they're still doing it, but also they were doing a type "Hello my commander is" and they were giving out a sticker that said that
DigitalSeahorse: lol suspiciously fast
updraftelemental: stoked to see jer reclamation rec serge
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sphexas: Nice :D Some CanLander again <3 I know what Jer is playing :D
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ChandraGrillmaster: Also the Commander stickers!
cuttlefishman: Points matter? Is this not... is this not the Panalysts?
tidehollowcat: good luck, @evalarene
evalarene: hah ty
wtrob: This is going to be great. Jer's deck is so spicy.
Izandai: Jer is third, Wheeler and Serge are tied for first is how that works.
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NexusVoxx: foy boys
Viewers_Like_You: Card Kingdom: We don’t have a teleporter, we swear.
DigitalSeahorse: like that crapshot where James gets hit with box to face the moment he hits "place order"
mrshua42: sweet!
TheThromborax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week it's Part 2 of the Canadian Highlander League! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Evandill: the other foy boys
NexusVoxx: 0+1
Izandai: So... One?
TehAmelie: a baby steak
Vampiricsloth: ookO ookHey
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theonlyangelx: lrrHEART fablei1Heart elfunkHeart foxmarLOVE lunarj1Heart sergeHeart katesHeart slytqHeart benginHeart atlasH theonl45Heart
DoodlestheGreat: A Salsbury Steak.
DorkmasterFlek: The steaks are delicious Kreygasm
girlpainting: the steak is maybe a chicken Mc nugget
Metalupis: veal
Nikol_Grall_: Petite Sirloin
silvalunae: steaks > 0
phorrestgaze: it's a hamburg steak
colinoclock: the garnish has never been higher
Dr_fragenstien: so a little less relaxed rules enforcement?
Daring_Apprentice: what's taters, precious?
TheMicah21: Winner buys steaks!!!!!!!!!
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Boros_Burger_Battalion: this is for all the taters
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Izandai: The steak is normally on the floor, now someone slid a piece of paper under it.
DefintelyNotAFish: Island pass
Dr_fragenstien: island go?
TehAmelie: vellum paper
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Dr_fragenstien: oh no
NexusVoxx: the least mox
sivakrytos: oof
PhoenixMelior: uh oh
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DefintelyNotAFish: Time Walk
mrshazboto: oh nooooooo
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
mastershake29x: wait he sort of meant it by that strong start
Baldrash: The soul read!
Izandai: katesLo
mrshazboto: I'm liking where this is going
Blasteg: oof
Izandai: katesLol
Dr_fragenstien: i was expecting frogmite tbh
Boros_Burger_Battalion: POWERFUL MAGIC
sivakrytos: i thought it might be frogmitte
updraftelemental: why didn't serge switch decks?
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | ({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) / As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Izandai: Jer wins round one.
m0nkeyrama: LUL LUL
Evandill: HATEFUL
tidehollowcat: lrrWOW
girlpainting: pherixans anser to storm crow!
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DMGlol: 20 turns before your imminent doom by hovermyr
Keab42: Jer winning on sass alone
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
korvys: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
DigitalSeahorse: wait does Ben Wheeler have a home stream?
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mugulord: Woo!
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DefintelyNotAFish: But Serge is playing a land banned in Modern Kappa
LRRbot: Sword of Light and Shadow [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Equip {2}
Izandai: Vault of Whispers isn't good?
mrshazboto: He's got a knife!
sivakrytos: hey, vault of whispers is banned in modern!
RockPusher: shiny sword
underhill33: A knoife?
Izandai: Card banned in Modern isn't good?
DiscordianTokkan: What do youhave there, Hover Myr? "A KNIFE" Noooooooo!
SrMuskrat: Just so you know Jer’s deck is rad, he was playing it on stream earlier today
Karfsma778: protection from black not nothing
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
DefintelyNotAFish: With a flyswatter?
Decaped: So did Serge take the advice and go down to 25 lands?
Dr_fragenstien: in a vintage banlist, yeah, a good modern card can be bad
Izandai: Sword of Light and Shadow: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains protection from white and black and gains lifelink.
RockPusher: Drone episode was fun times
CorruptDropbear: "Look out he has a sword!" "You idiot, we all have swords!"
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cmdrud87: yes, in "drone strike"
kimmiekoneko: replaced it with hovermyr
Evandill: Dumb question: how did serge, play 3 la- wait I see.
NexusVoxx: that is a magic card
Mage24365: OOF
Dr_fragenstien: that's a good one
CorruptDropbear: That is a magic card
Leafwind104: seems like a good one
Evandill: er play and equip
Mage24365: hits vault too
cuttlefishman: seems playable in this meta
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
kinesthetics: OH MY GOD HE GOT A PIECE OF CARDBOARD
updraftelemental: what did he take? I missed it
Evandill: but I figured it our
Leafwind104: go to cheat step
kinesthetics: MOVE TO CHEAT STEP
blackwlf: I think it was the king of spades.
SrMuskrat: Pernicious Deed
Baldrash: We steppin'? Yeah, we steppin'.
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
RockPusher: !quote 5681
LRRbot: Quote #5681: "It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!" —Paul [2019-01-04]
n00benville: Did the damage get dealt from the actual combat?
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erased_citizen: love me some Canlander
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m0nkeyrama: sergeHeart sergeHeart
NexusVoxx: @n00benville yes
mrshazboto: A singular stake
EOstby: The stakes have rarely been lower.
TheWarbo: "Because otherwise I'm bad at this game."
silvalunae: chew chew these steaks
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Reflecting Pool | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
EJGRgunner: did he not make a thopter off casting courier?
LRRbot: Pernicious Deed [1BG] | Enchantment | {X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with converted mana cost X or less.
blackwlf: Yes, that's the green card at the top
NexusVoxx: @EJGRgunner it's the green rectangle over there
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Evandill: the green sleeve is a thoop
Baldrash: Yikes.
EJGRgunner: ok
kinesthetics: IEFHUJEO JER
mrshazboto: womp womp
fishmanfishfish: the shadow realm, you say?
m0nkeyrama: Ooooh seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
DefintelyNotAFish: Brutal
TrophyBuck: yikes
flatluigi: cruel
LoganAura: Oh no.
DMGlol: rip
mrshazboto: To shreds you say?
sphexas: Ouch
kimmiekoneko: that's less than desirable
Izandai: To be fair, artifact lands didn't exist yet.
sphexas: That Hurts
Keab42: That card is bonkers against Serge
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cheshire_monkee: PogChamp
AchillesAndTortoise: turns out artifact lands have a downside?
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | ({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) / As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
DefintelyNotAFish: Gotta love eternal formats.
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darkora: Storm count is six
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fishmanfishfish: laraSlain
CorruptDropbear: YIKES
Hal9004: serge is gonna get ultra wrathed
MuffinsOnAHill: I...Did not know that.
CastleOtranto: I'm sure it's been asked before, but how many bits will it take to get Serge to fully tap his lands?
AirTony7: Some could say it's Pernicious
Decaped: Diabolic Deed
lowman02: that's the Dirty Deeds
NexusVoxx: "having a harmful effect, especially in a gradual or subtle way."
DefintelyNotAFish: Dastardly Deed
Xafty: @CastleOtranto sadly no one has enough
mrshazboto: D4C up in here
girlpainting: dasterly
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Loonatic93: These Landers are so HIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!!
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mugulord: Deadly Deed
RegulusPratus: Is it? I thought she's blowing up Phyrexia. That's not so bad.
korvys: perspicacious deed
Keab42: This feels like playing Mox Monkey in Pauper against Affinity.
loki_lxix: Serge is a 45 degree tapper let him be
mugulord: Reedly Deed
DigitalSeahorse: lol
AirTony7: dastardly deeds done at discount
EOstby: Yeah, it would have to be in the yard before the trigger exists.
niccus: maybe you do know what you're talking about, Serge
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SpicyNapalm: Persimmon Deed Kappa
Phillammon: I believe this is what we in the business refer to as "getting bodied"
CorruptDropbear: What is X?
m0nkeyrama: Maybe Serge does know sergeHeart
fuzzy_died: does the land card have a CMC?
Keab42: @castleotranto he taps them more than Arena does.
DigitalSeahorse: #PowerSerge sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
NexusVoxx: @CorruptDropbear whatever Jer chooses
CorruptDropbear: do you pick 2 or 0?
mastershake29x: the point of tapping is to show that the card has been tapped, if you can tell that it's tapped then it's fine
Keab42: @fuzzy_died yup. 0 CMC
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Hikotori5: CMC of lands are 0
CorruptDropbear: as in what's smarter right now
NexusVoxx: @fuzzy_died by having no mana cost, its 0
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Izandai: @CorruptDropbear It's X or les
cmdrud87: cue the mission impossible theme
Daken1993: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:13.
DefintelyNotAFish: Serge enters flunge mode
EJGRgunner: seems like Serge actually has a lot of interesting plays using Sai and the courier
CastleOtranto: @Keab42 I know, but at least Arena grays them out.
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control an artifact.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ancientspark: For the rub-ins
LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
Keab42: @castleotranto maybe we should make Serge do that ;)
fishmanfishfish: laraBanga
CastleOtranto: @Keab42 I'm in Kappa
EJGRgunner: in response to deed, sac courier, then sac as many artifacts as you can to Sai to draw cards
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
Loonatic93: So, any chance that Serra is gonna be highlander playable when the set comes out?
EJGRgunner: I think he should have sac'd courier first
SirZapdos: Serge with the pi/4 tapping NotLikeThis
DefintelyNotAFish: Oh yeah. Sai has an activated ability, too.
Dr_fragenstien: he might have cards he wants in his hand
DMGlol: 🤔
LRRbot: Shimmer Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | Flash / You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.
EJGRgunner: unless the other card in his hand was gas
Hikotori5: I don't think he wants to tap one of the lands he isn't losing
LRRbot: Sword of Feast and Famine [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. / Equip {2}
mrshazboto: That's a hell of a comeback
Lavashot449: !card Sword of Feast and famine
LRRbot: Sword of Feast and Famine [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. / Equip {2}
tidehollowcat: Serra's going to see play in UW skies @Loonatic93
Decaped: !card bomat
LRRbot: Did you mean: Bomat Bazaar Barge; Bomat Courier
Viewers_Like_You: !card Pernicious Deed
LRRbot: Pernicious Deed [1BG] | Enchantment | {X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with converted mana cost X or less.
Decaped: !card bomat courier
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lordinkdeath27: Why is the not artifact dead
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
lordinkdeath27: the creature
DefintelyNotAFish: Serge has played two cards face down.
Loonatic93: @tidehollowcat That's what I'm hoping for!
Izandai: @EJGRgunner He discards two cards to draw two cards that way. Better to sac it + another thing to Sai to just draw a card.
PhoenixMelior: WOW JER
kimmiekoneko: boo
adamdaw: LOL
GoblinRanger: nice joke jer :)
m0nkeyrama: I forgot the deed was x or less :o
lordinkdeath27: why is sai dead
TheManaLeek: @lordinkdeath27 Deed kills artifacts, enchantments, and creatures
TrophyBuck: the spanish inquisition
corran__horn: booo, boo this jer
NexusVoxx: @lordinkdeath27 got flashed in after deed ability resolved
SpicyNapalm: Jer you madman
fishmanfishfish: does Serge have to reveal them at the end of the game?
flatluigi: deed kills creatures
Daring_Apprentice: @Loonatic93 If they treat Modern Horizons the same as Conspiracy, Commander, and Battlebond, its new cards should be legal
lordinkdeath27: ohhhh and creatures
EJGRgunner: @Izandai I thought he was at 1 card in hand since it was on draw step
Earthenone: sai has cmc of 3
DiscordianTokkan: Bloodstained Myr, imean Mire
KartoffelKaiser: Jer was talking about cycling Hieroglyphic Illumination against fast decks in the last North 100 PogChamp
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tidehollowcat: Sai shouldn't be dead @LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Sultai Charm [BGU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target monocolored creature. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
Dr_fragenstien: @lordinkdeath27 he played it during hes draw step after pernicious deeed's ability resolved
Hikotori5: Black and Green
SirZapdos: Pernicious Deed reprint in Horizons, yea or nay?
ksurugger1: dammit jer, I almost fell out of my chair and my fiance looked at me like I'm a crazy person
mastershake29x: @fishmanfishfish no, they're not morphs
fishmanfishfish: or is that just just morphs?
Lavashot449: !card Pernicious Deed
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goldendefenders: Now we know Jer isn’t running factor fiction. Since he play illumination.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
fishmanfishfish: noted! thanks
CorruptDropbear: Swords
DeviantHS: !decklist
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
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tehcrashxor: Two swords? Serge is being edgy today.
axare123: is sai dead?
Erudite_Cynic: why sai dead?
korvys: Pernicious Deed
thraximore: pernicious deed
Dr_fragenstien: pernicious deed hits creatures
Comeback323: deed was on 3
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah where is sai?
Karfsma778: Prenicious deed
flatluigi: sai is dead because deed kills creatures
DMGlol: his cmc was 3
EJGRgunner: !card sai, master
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
Izandai: @EJGRgunner He was at 1 at the end of his last turn. He drew up to 2. Drawing in the draw step happens before either player gets priority, same as declaring attackers/blockers in the declare attackers/blockers step.
CorruptDropbear: Topdeck Bolt!
PhoenixMelior: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
TheManaLeek: I like that optimism
Keab42: Pernicious deed hits creatures and artifacts
rycatwithlavender: bonesplitter is ready
cuttlefishman: deed is op
Loonatic93: @Daring_Apprentice Yeah, I realize that. I'm just hoping that she's a good enough planeswalker to see play in this format.
KartoffelKaiser: it's k why would he have removal this is totally going to work
Erudite_Cynic: deed is nuts
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | ({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) / As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
NathanJay_GA: oh hell, i need to ask cam why he calls his deck that name
EJGRgunner: @Izandai gotcha
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
KartoffelKaiser: oh no he had removal.
silenceaux: crunch
m0nkeyrama: Deed is a very strong card
flikerz1: ger wins!
coriolis_storm: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! LOL
Evandill: Big oof
SirZapdos: no one can see anything on the other side of me
cuttlefishman: the black blue deck has removal?
Izandai: Removal? In MY black deck?
Keab42: Jer playing mono-removal
DiscordianTokkan: 12x Removals?
flikerz1: 10 dollars on jer
Adamantcheese: paul is on chat's team!
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
mrshazboto: Paul is on team Paul
CorruptDropbear: LIGHTNING BOLT
cuttlefishman: Paul is on the winning team, obviously
Daken1993: Paul is on Chats team
mastershake29x: thank you paul
LRRbot: Windfall [2U] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
MuffinsOnAHill: Everything that isn't a planeswalker.
TehAmelie: the pernicioust
flatluigi: rip
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
Karfsma778: It hits all permanent types that existed at the time but lands
tehcrashxor: Paul's on Chat's team? We're not even on our own team!
the_bananarchist: bold moves
Ubiki: Jace nope
Lavashot449: Chat, Jer said Nope
korvys: I feel old that apparently a significant part of chat has never seen Pernicious Deed
KartoffelKaiser: Shock's lethal PogChamp
TheWarbo: Paul reading the cards to chat to explain the cards to chat
cuttlefishman: 1 =/= 0
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Nigouki: chat isn't a team, chat is an amorphous mass
Lavashot449: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Krispee19191: !stream
Evandill: The ol' counterspell
Izandai: The Signature Spellbook frames are rad as heck.
jitterbeans: CANLANDER! Hurray!
SamanthaVess: I hope we get Liliana's Spellbook at some point soon
Krispee19191: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:11.
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest | ({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
KartoffelKaiser: betting on Jer not having a counterspell seems like a losing proposition.
mastershake29x: @SamanthaVess user name checks out
CorruptDropbear: The only life that matters is the last
kimmiekoneko: the greeny-blacky
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Get 2 more lands and cast Banefire.
Leafwind104: although deed doesn't specify "nonland" so if a land is an artifact, enchantment, or creature, then it still gets hit
Viewers_Like_You: The spellbook frames are neat.
flikerz1: sudden shock surge
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Xafty: @korvys was PD a LRR spoiler card for one of the master sets
SamanthaVess: mastershake29x I'm not biased or anything roo4
Pairoschuz: serge might run galvanic blast. that'd be lethal
Karfsma778: @korvys I mean, I know deed, and I've only been collecting since 06, and only playing since '14
KartoffelKaiser: Frankly I think more people should be running Vexing Shusher just to hose Jer
silenceaux: So how does Jer's deck typically kill the opponent?
TheWarbo: Paul is table friend?
blackwlf: There'd better not be any walking dead up there!
CorruptDropbear: Rest into GRAVEYARD
loki_lxix: Jeremy seriously rubs me the wrong way.
mrshazboto: @silenceaux "Eventually"
12reader: Graveyard?
thraximore: graveyard
Mithgar: into graveyard
Evandill: alchemy is verboten
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MuffinsOnAHill: Graveyard!
TheMicah21: It says graveyard not bottom?
cuttlefishman: graveyard
BubbaRad: ummm
thraximore: ahhhhhhh
KartoffelKaiser: @silenceaux We're gonna find out eventually.
LJHero: graveyard
hippy068: GY
LastResistance: Graveyard not bottom for Alchemy
axare123: grave!
CorruptDropbear: ONE
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sphexas: Cheat Step you have to put it into your GRAVE
thraximore: AAAAAAAAH
ninja_theory_ashrams: foul
Hikotori5: Alchemy puts in graveyard
gamerzach108: Alchemy bins
TheMicah21: Jer went to cheat step
cheshire_monkee: OOOO
LastResistance: Judge!
DigitalSeahorse: they say watermelons grow down by they Bayou
TVsVeryOwn: JUDGE
chickenace11: Paul is the only one who can do Alchemy at LRR
MuffinsOnAHill: Cheat count 1-1
Leafwind104: Serge do you play any burn?
TheManaLeek: Cheat step
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp | ({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
SpicyNapalm: graveyard jer not bottom lrrJUDGE
korvys: @Karfsma778 Right - you do, but apparently some number of people don't. Which means they weren't around when it was a big thing, which makes me feel old.
TheMicah21: Evened up!
Comeback323: ban him
Neojetangel: You know what happens. You lose and arm and a leg and your brother becomes a suit of amour.
TehAmelie: Misty Rainforest sounds like a great stripper name
Karfsma778: fair
flatluigi: also emrakul
sphexas: We saw it!
Keab42: I'm glad Growth Spiral is seeing play.
DeviantHS: decklist says Inquisition of Kozilek is english, but its spanish in his deck :O
KartoffelKaiser: Mind twist seems bad on this board state, to be fair
Pairoschuz: Force of will Kappa
mastershake29x: cheat step count at 1 each
Izandai: He came as close as he could've to shuffling them in without actually doing it, holy moly.
Keab42: It seemed like such a Serge card.
LRRbot: Dark Petition [3BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.
silenceaux: Thing in the Ice is a win con after all.
TheMicah21: @DeviantHS because it reads the art!
flyingdelorion: @TehAmelie or Drag queen name
KartoffelKaiser: Editor's note: super spell mastery is identical to spell mastery.
NexusVoxx: your sorcery gets a +1 counter
Pairoschuz: put a +1/+1 counter on dark petition
Karfsma778: OH ON
Karfsma778: NO
espi: gutshot
wtrob: YEAH!!!! seabatTROG
TrophyBuck: OH NO
Izandai: huh
Krokaar: OSNAP
MuffinsOnAHill: It begins!!!
Dr_fragenstien: it's like megamorpg: it doesn't do anything al lthat useful
thraximore: the deck nammmmmeeeeee
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
w1nsol: Quick, gut shot him Serge
DeviantHS: @TheMicah21 i am talking about tappedout decklist
KartoffelKaiser: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
KartoffelKaiser: pls no nexus
Keab42: I knew it!
EOstby: Super Spell Mastery should give it Cabal Ritual instead of Dark Ritual.
TheManaLeek: End of turn: Nexus of Fate
TheMicah21: @DeviantHS ahhh my bad
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Lavashot449: Chat, if you have Super Spell Mastery, you instead add BBBBBB to your mana pool
Keab42: Well Jer always has counter spell mana now.
EOstby: Just have Gut Shot one time, Serge!
Cot4: format rules?
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
MrBurrito: !highlander
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Earthenone: !canlander
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Karfsma778: Scrounger is gonna be a *big* problem for Jer
PhoenixMelior: EOTFOF lrrSCOOP
Lavashot449: FOF sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
KartoffelKaiser: oh my god
wtrob: seabatTROG
thraximore: oooooof
MrBurrito: @cot4
NexusVoxx: @Cot4 normal magic, no bans, 100 card singleton, you get 10 points worth of powerful stuff
silenceaux: Ugh, Snapcaster in the piles
Lavashot449: OOOOF
KartoffelKaiser: that fact or fiction
Lavashot449: That has to hurt
Baldrash: That's a very good Fact of Fiction. Oof.
EOstby: INFOFYL?
solemn_storm: EOTFOFYL
Lavashot449: Jebus
DefintelyNotAFish: All according to keikaku.
DigitalSeahorse: sergeMoly
goldendefenders: Wait he has it?
mastershake29x: @Cot4 TLDR: 100 card singleton, vintage ban list, "good" cards are pointed with 10 point max
KartoffelKaiser: Snapcaster is so painful in FoF
SirZapdos: EOTFOFYLGGLOL
DorkmasterFlek: Oofa doofa
Altoguy16499: just be nice and make a 5 pile and a 0 pile
snirky: EOTFOFGGYL
TheManaLeek: I'd concede here to not have to make the choice
m0nkeyrama: Powerful magic
DMGlol: actually insane fof
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
cuttlefishman: Why is Fact or Fiction the most fun card to play ever?
sphexas: FOFIRYD
Pairoschuz: I like the 2x delve pile play
DorkmasterFlek: LUL
Evandill: this suuucks
flyingdelorion: EOT JUST CONCEDE
TrophyBuck: danigt
KartoffelKaiser: He saw the line PogChamp
chickenace11: shade at a land
EJGRgunner: I don't get these acronmyns beyond "EOT" means end of turn
Karfsma778: "I'm at one, scalding tarn is not a magic card"
MrBurrito: lookit the grin on Jer's face
MrBurrito: he looks like a layer who knows 1 is not 0
solemn_storm: serge boldly refusing to concede
DorkmasterFlek: This is the powerful Magic I came here for Kreygasm
Blasteg: wait, does stack work this way?
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Izandai: @Cot4 Vintage banlist, 100 cards minimum, singleton, and 10 points, which you must spend to include the cards on this list in your deck: https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/rules-the-points-list-and-deck-construction/
EOstby: Gunner, it's End of Turn, Fact or Fiction, You Lose.
KartoffelKaiser: @Blasteg yes.
Earthenone: @Blasteg yes, and i find it annoying
Xafty: @Blasteg very much ues
DorkmasterFlek: @Blasteg It sure does! The stack is a wonderful thing.
Blasteg: I thought once a card start resolving you cant react anymore?
Myrfinity: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:40.
Viewers_Like_You: Scalding Tarn at 1: “This does not look like a magic card.” -Rhystic Sam
zunniest: fawf
KartoffelKaiser: @Blasteg Yes, but once a card has fully resolved you can react again
Earthenone: @Blasteg that is how it works in "the chain" in yugioh and many other games
SpicyNapalm: Wheeler has been considering finger tats, has he decided on EOT FOF GG?
Dr_fragenstien: @Blasteg nopre, each time a card responds players get to respond again
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip slytqRIP sergeMo ly frightening graveyard
DefintelyNotAFish: @Viewers_Like_You LUL
EJGRgunner: !card logic knot
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
Izandai: @Earthenone Why do you find it annoying?
Dr_fragenstien: resolves*
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
kumatsu: lrrFINE
DeviantHS: !card lightning bolt
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
KartoffelKaiser: Mindslaver's lethal PogChamp
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
loki_lxix: get him Serge!!! you got this
Xafty: @Blasteg each spell on the stack is a seperate respondable thing, and has 2 chances to respond
mastershake29x: now serge just has to mindslaver jer for the win
TheManaLeek: "Mindslaver, crack your fetch"
LRRbot: Mystical Teachings [3U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Flashback {5}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip slytqRIP sergeMoly peeps at graveyard
LRRbot: Vraska's Contempt [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain 2 life.
SamanthaVess: U.Sea in Standard rooThink
MaybeTara: Oh hey it's a LRR stream :D
Karfsma778: OOF
Keab42: If Jer plays Nexus of Fate...
CorruptDropbear: OH NO
silenceaux: ALSO a standard card
KinoGami: on snap
EJGRgunner: I love me some Vraska's Contempt
SpicyNapalm: PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: oof
KinoGami: oh*
KartoffelKaiser: Yet another powerful card from standard
Lavashot449: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly PogChamp
TheManaLeek: This is some real sadness on the stack
TheTunnelingCat: @Keab42 it was in the shortlist of cards from the deck, but it was cut last minute
Welbog: But now he has 3 life, so he's going to lose.
Xafty: the only life that matters is the last one
shurtal: all according to keikaku
cuttlefishman: all according to keikaku
PhoenixMelior: we've seen a LOT of highlander games won from positions such as this
Keab42: @thetunnelingcat I put sadness on the stack
Earthenone: @Izandai it gives too much power to the "defensive" player in my opinion
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LJHero: serge play highlander jeremy plays standard
Phillammon: Jer is being unreasonably cool here
m0nkeyrama: Life sure is a resource
CapnRobert: I think they call that a poker face paul
KartoffelKaiser: He's never not going to have logic knot up.
Skyotonic: !card logic knot
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
TehAmelie: now Serge has only a 9:1 advantage. catching up fast!
DefintelyNotAFish: Your special action resolves.
Daring_Apprentice: Life is a resource, the classic sequel to the country song, Life is a highway
Loonatic93: "Life is a resource! I'm gonna use it, all game long!"
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
Ubiki: it does not resolve because lands dont ever resolve
head_cannon: Stabilizing at 1 life is a wonderful feeling. It's why I enjoy playing control decks so much.
Karfsma778: Look, are you really playing Black if you're not winning with less than 5 life?
StormCountAt19: !decklists
PigmyWurm: it's a resort that serge has more of though
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
Izandai: @Earthenone The reactive player, you mean?
Mewr11: Okay, you can't just name a deck 'The Cleveland Browns'
DorkmasterFlek: Man Future Sight had some weird stuff in it...
Keab42: That good plaid boi is back on Mono Red.
Xafty: @DorkmasterFlek and one day we will see it all again!
AphroAmerican: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:11.
DorkmasterFlek: I sure hope so! :D
Phillammon: "We're back in it" says the player at 27 playing *2*
trilemma85: Time to Shock?
Zarania: bloodstained mire can't fetch it
LJHero: bolt off the top
Comeback323: cheats
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE fetchaldn doesn't match
Comeback323: mire cant get it
AchillesAndTortoise: now ornithopter is lethal with the axe
The_Passerby: @Serge, Explain why you don't have an Uncounterable 2/2 with haste?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
hidingbox: fetchland*
the_murfer_show: Mire can't get breeding pool
drfox17: magic time!
Hikotori5: Bloodstained for Breeding pool?
axare123: cheets
Nemowoodbine: if only serge played lightning bolt
DefintelyNotAFish: Now all Serge has to do is somehow give Jer his Ancient Tomb and make him tap it Kappa
MrBurrito: cheats
LJHero: mirr can't get it
LoadingReadyRun: Chat gets there!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
SpicyNapalm: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
chickenace11: breeding pool is going to be on top calling it now
Lavashot449: Chat got it the first time sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does Mr. White want to pay life for THAT land?
Daemyx: my dude
DeviantHS: zedru and mindslaver?
trilemma85: Cheat step OpieOP
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
zacharyisom: Is it just me or is there a lot more honk honk car lately?
wtrob: Harmless offering into Emrakul
lowman02: donate ancient tomb, icy manipulator...prob solved
ogs_ookami: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:00.
lowman02: :P
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Keab42: Is Wilderness Reclamation playable in Lands?
Lavashot449: Best Sorcery ever printed
Altoguy16499: is Jer brainstorming wrong?
MrBurrito: ancient tomb only hurts you if you tap it for mana. city of brass is the one you're thinking of
DeviantHS: !card ancient tomb
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
kimmiekoneko: my gedanken are up in a wirbel rn
lowman02: @MrBurrito it's a joke
Keab42: Or do you care less about untapping them in lands decks?
LRRbot: Vraska, Relic Seeker [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [6] | +2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. / −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.
CorruptDropbear: YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE
KartoffelKaiser: Oof
AchillesAndTortoise: more standard cards!
TehAmelie: Gehirnsturm sounds pretty baller
solemn_storm: how is this game still going on
snirky: icy and tappers don't work for ancient tomb. it'll have to be city of brass
LJHero: Jeremy are you really playing standardt
m0nkeyrama: Shields down :o
CorruptDropbear: BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
Hikotori5: This is essentially Sultai Midrange in standard
Blasteg: shock!
girlpainting: storm is so boring to watch tbh
Neojetangel: This deck is like 30% a standard deck isn't it
theonlyangelx: is this just... sultai singletong standard with better langs?
KartoffelKaiser: That's a real good planeswalker
kinesthetics: Jer this is highlander not standard
silenceaux: One time Volcanic Fallout
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Shields Up.
rarermonsters: Standardlander
MrBurrito: Vraska6 is such a good card tho
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Dr_fragenstien: @Keab42 it really depends on what you're doing. If you have lots of instant speed effects, or you're animating your lands, it could be worth it
theonlyangelx: gods, what happened to my fingers
mrshazboto: Jer just took his brawl deck and added 40 cards
ArcOfTheConclave: @theonlyangelx I guess.
theonlyangelx: couldn't type that sentence for the life of me
tehfewl: you got him on the ropes serge
kimmiekoneko: this is my favorite deck in arena singleton
TVsVeryOwn: I love saying Menache so much
ayirbudd: hi guys!
cuttlefishman: So Vraska... brings along her own Menache band?
theonlyangelx: :3
trilemma85: Serge is on a 14 turn clock! PogChamp
mastershake29x: not really a GRV to both players for not having needed tokens available
Phillammon: the INSTANT FRUMP
Altoguy16499: how the turns tabled
KartoffelKaiser: Vraska ult is a legit win con here
SpicyNapalm: lrrFRUMP
shurtal: the tables have turned, humman
EJGRgunner: @trilemma85 Vraska has a +2
hidingbox: target yourself with Vraska
xblueboy12x: dat comeback do
rarermonsters: jer does that then wins with Hornet Sting
theonlyangelx: She also poops out pirates
theonlyangelx: they don't have to be! just ult UTeferi
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah she can ult next turn.
ContingentCat: I heard that like Ménage à trois but with a pirate
Xafty: 1 turn
MrBurrito: she also destroys almost anything
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banachspacebar: !card azcanta the
LRRbot: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin (front: Search for Azcanta) | Legendary Land | (Transforms from Search for Azcanta.) / {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Lavashot449: So far this deck looks a lot like Sultai Midrange that one could build in standard. Might have do something with Jer playing so much standard on stream rooThink
theonlyangelx: i saw that standard card!
addietude: It is not all coming up jerhouse
Loonatic93: Vraska's ultimates all seem to be a lot more win-conny than most.
theonlyangelx: I saw it JER!
ayirbudd: !uptime
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niccus: it's warm here in the single digit life zone
LRRbot: Mystical Teachings [3U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Flashback {5}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Xafty: @Loonatic93 i mean it fits wioth her BEING A GORGON
cuttlefishman: is this deck... good?
SirZapdos: seems like a bold strategy for a deck's archetype to be a single card, but here we are
theonlyangelx: oof, that's a nice one too
Loonatic93: @Xafty True enough.
grgriffin3: Counterspell: 80 percent of the time it works every time.
ayirbudd: ive never seen that art! neat!
okwhatisthis: yeah huge amount of standard legal cards shown from jer so far this game. azcanta, wildneress, vraska, negate, chemister's insight
thraximore: congratsssss
lowman02: best counterspell art choice
theonlyangelx: life is a resource
im_da_real_groot: @LoadingReadyRun Serge needed that gut shot
TehAmelie: 24 damage in one blow is pretty rad
LJHero: wish it was nexus of fate
NathanJay_GA: oof
PigmyWurm: what art is that?
wtrob: I love Jer's deck so much
kinesthetics: is reclamation possibly highlander playable?
lowman02: mirage block
zacharyisom: Should have boltedlol
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theonlyangelx: she's a good PW, she's just costly
rarermonsters: the way that Jer just never seemed worried even slightly
m0nkeyrama: That vraska goes up quickly
SamanthaVess: #OneIsNotZero
EJGRgunner: Never. Didn't. Have it.
theonlyangelx: but if you can control the game, she's sick
grgriffin3: That is one big yikes.
LJHero: jer stop playing standard tho
Neojetangel: I wonder if there's a Hydroid Krasis in the deck
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wtrob: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Xafty: @kinesthetics i mean, this is highlander, and its helping now
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES ?
Theteddybear676: how did jer just win??
DefintelyNotAFish: Even Body and Mind?
kumatsu: The ol' Triple seabatYIKES
theonlyangelx: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
thraximore: @kinesthetics something tells me it is lmao :D
addietude: frankerz50
Nemowoodbine: Vraska coming in at 6 is CHONKY
ContingentCat: wow a tripple yikes
Boros_Burger_Battalion: As an elves player, I can relate to losing to pernicious deed
DefintelyNotAFish: @Theteddybear676 Ult Vraska attack with Menache Pirate
Lavashot449: @kinesthetics More than likely in a deck like this, some BUG or Temur midrange/control shell could 100% JAM that with no dear
Krispee19191: !decklists
Lavashot449: *Fear
EJGRgunner: Black has a lot of exile effects
DefintelyNotAFish: !card Vraska, Relic Seeker
LRRbot: Vraska, Relic Seeker [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [6] | +2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. / −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.
DigitalSeahorse: theonlyangelx mister165Wave theonl45Heart allenClap
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sphexas: and can Exile Planeswalker Instantspeed
theonlyangelx: @DigitalSeahorse theonl45Heart
trilemma85: That's some solid precontempt.
simriel: is that a kinky heart?
thegatherers: how many oreskos sunguides are you guys running?
zacharyisom: What did u have serg?
ayirbudd: whoa circle of contempt. good band
head_cannon: Serge "Full Circle of Contempt" Yager
Loonatic93: Winning games with Vraska, Golgari Queen's Emblem always makes me happy.
chickenace11: she sent her contempt via a messenger
m0nkeyrama: Vraska's contempt ignores the rules of space and time
TehAmelie: did we find out what those face down cards were?
EJGRgunner: glad to know they were thinking about the same thing i was thinking about
LRRbot: Memnite [0] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1]
EJGRgunner: @TehAmelie We didn not
thegatherers: yehaw
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying
trilemma85: Memnite Shaymalayn
ThorSokar: today is the day where Serge kept a 1-lander
mrshazboto: Modern?
DefintelyNotAFish: Serge playing Modern
rarermonsters: Vraska's Resting Gorgon Face
Boros_Burger_Battalion: land mox ensoul
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie cards exiled with bomat courier don't have to be revealed
PigmyWurm: can anyone tell me what set the counterspell Jer played was from?
WalrusAbove: YEEHAW
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
theonlyangelx: who needs mana when you've got menmites
m0nkeyrama: Oh my lord
nurovi: cheerios
NathanJay_GA: what a turn
thraximore: lawdie
Keab42: Did Serge keep the 0 lander?
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
LRRbot: Windfall [2U] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
banachspacebar: holy cowboy magic
a_bullett: ohhhhhhh
TrophyBuck: good gawn
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
Karfsma778: JESUS FUCK
LJHero: how about playing vraska contempt without vraska contempt?
KartoffelKaiser: WHAT
NathanJay_GA: holy moly
theonlyangelx: ohhhh dabbbbb
tvenn: wowow
head_cannon: Holy Moly!
loki_lxix: YES SERGE YES
mrshazboto: JESUS SERGE
TrophyBuck: da fu
Izandai: gross
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
kimmiekoneko: this is amazing
Lavashot449: HOLKY MOLY
Altoguy16499: what in the world was that O.o
Krokaar: THAT happened
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
thegatherers: yeeeeeehaw
theonlyangelx: :0
m0nkeyrama: What a turn one
PhoenixMelior: That is DISGUSTING
thegreatstew: OMFG
SpicyNapalm: HOLY COW
mrshazboto: YOU CAN"T JUST MURER A MAN LIKE THAT
phorrestgaze: POWERFUL MAGIC
DorkmasterFlek: Wooooow
CorruptDropbear: AHAHAHAHAH
theonlyangelx: Serge. Yes.
ThirdOf5: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
chickenace11: yes yes Serge number one now
TheWarbo: wow
zacharyisom: The777777777777777777
CorruptDropbear: SEVEN
thraximore: one for the album!
Daemyx: CHEAT
TrophyBuck: SERGE MURDER IS ILLEGAL
KartoffelKaiser: what an absolute result
cheshire_monkee: wow
DigitalSeahorse: drive them cattle, Serge! lrrCOW
LRRbot: Welding Jar [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
voslan: Some powerful magic
theonlyangelx: the absolute BEST discard spell :P
SamanthaVess: P-p-p-powerful Magic!
TehAmelie: haven't seen such contempt since. . .last game
EsperDerek1: Mm, nothing like messing with the opponents starting 7.
nurovi: more cheerios
Neojetangel: I one shot someone with a Reassembling Skeleton and Vraska, Golgari Queen emblem the other day. Good times
RegulusPratus: Okay! I'm reloading!
thegatherers: its still going
tidehollowcat: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: my boi poppin' off
Keab42: Serge draws Jer to the perfect 7
LRRbot: Porcelain Legionnaire [2{W/P}] | Artifact Creature — Soldier [3/1] | ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) / First strike
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
m0nkeyrama: He's still going!
silenceaux: Your opening hand? sergeIntoTheSea
gengarofnightveil: POGGERS
lowman02: Jer just hit the WL
grgriffin3: This is strong magical cards.
CorruptDropbear: CHEERIOS
mastershake29x: @TrophyBuck murder is legal in this format (and most formats really)
lowman02: let's see if it matters
Argumentable: gg
theonlyangelx: porcia lin!
NathanJay_GA: Is serge playing storm 9r something?
ArcOfTheConclave: "mystical teaching for mystical teachings"
Welbog: Wow
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Bandyflounder: good lord man
Welbog: Hah
Karfsma778: HAHA
ogs_ookami: Serge "Interesting hand" Yager
rarermonsters: Toilet Soldier
NexusVoxx: LUL
thraximore: hahaha
trilemma85: Schwasted
theonlyangelx: Nooooo ;_;
loki_lxix: get him a body bag!
silenceaux: Earned
PhoenixMelior: seabatTROG
Altoguy16499: wrecked
grgriffin3: Did him dirty!
Loonatic93: HAHAHAHA!
chickenace11: the spite
grimpo96: ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat
mrshazboto: IN THE SEA
TrophyBuck: BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Aarek: powerful magic
Izandai: It's also Phyrexian! It has phyrexian mana in its mana cost! It has a phyrexian watermark!
gd311: Hahahaha
TrophyBuck: THE JUSTICE
Keab42: Goat There
snirky: wow, hateful
MuffinsOnAHill: That'll show him!
theonlyangelx: Jer, the hate
DigitalSeahorse: lol sergeIntoTheSea
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ContingentCat: sergeIntoTheSea
thegatherers: thats a 9, thats odd /s
LRRbot: Bloodforged Battle-Axe [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. / Equip {2}
kpiozero: DID HIM DIRTY
KartoffelKaiser: That isn't revenge, that's justice!
TrophyBuck: OH NO
theonlyangelx: yeah, that's... pretty dead
The_Passerby: That twitter suggestion!
TrophyBuck: NOT THE BATTLEAXE
mrshazboto: We're aware
KartoffelKaiser: Jer has no permanents.
Izandai: Not for long you aren't Serge.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
corpocracy: The card you added!
silenceaux: Please rotate your toque to the "always lucky" position
Evandill: Oh don't worry Jer, I agree with you
mrshazboto: This is the kind of thing in Game 1 that leads to a scoop
hidingbox: FLAWLESS VICTORY!
The_Passerby: @serge, Chat recommended that! Thanks!
TheTunnelingCat: that was me :D
Keab42: That axe is so powerful unanswered
theonlyangelx: it's a good axe, bront
kinesthetics: it is very spicy
The_Passerby: He listens to us!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Your boardstate is so neat compared to the mess of permanents Serge has.
rarermonsters: FYI you're really lucky
KartoffelKaiser: Serge you have 7 more permanents than he does.
Herlo2: Jer, I hope that you're enjoying all of this ranch. Holy Moly.
mrshazboto: TBH the fact that jer hasn't scooped yet is shocking to me
vegetalss4: I agree after playing 6 cards on turn one, you don't really have a lot off room to call someone lucky.
theonlyangelx: it's got blade stats
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GoblinRanger: good to know a 3/1 can pull its punches
theonlyangelx: in fact, if you pay life it's flat out a blade
CorruptDropbear: How many Axes can we make?
Izandai: @vegetalss4 Hey now, only5
kinesthetics: COMMANDER STAPLE, SERGE
Lavashot449: Chat, I clipped it
Izandai: *only 5
TheWarbo: "surprise"
NexusVoxx: i mean thats accurate based on the art
Daring_Apprentice: Emrakul is inside us all
Neojetangel: Is it like Russian Doll battle axe
TehAmelie: i have played more cards than that on turn 1, but it involved Contract from Below
Mage24365: 2 to equip
vegetalss4: @Izandai I stand correct, but I feel my point stands even if I cannot count.
banachspacebar: Equips for 2?
KartoffelKaiser: Serge with 8 times as many permanents as Jer.
Altoguy16499: You get 2 axes
SamanthaVess: Two axes, Sergy
NexusVoxx: serge pay 1 mana pls
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Costs 2 to equip.
matufin0: hummm
KartoffelKaiser: 9 times now
SamanthaVess: Serge*
The_Passerby: More
Pseudonym_Ken: You get two
voslan: Serge is playing a wonderful game of magic. ANd Jere is here....
CorruptDropbear: You get two pogchamp
matufin0: sJUDGE
Mewr11: 2 axes from 2 triggers
Izandai: @vegetalss4 Well of course. :P
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
TVsVeryOwn: serge cheat
The_Passerby: Token gets a copy Serge!
zacharyisom: Black metal magic from yager
12reader: Two axes Serge
Daring_Apprentice: Blood M'Forged Battleaxe'mrakul
axare123: another axe serge
type_variable: serge cheats
theonlyangelx: attack helicopterrrrrr TransgenderPride
2rrr_mirror_breaker: also its 2 to equip
Mage24365: Costs 2 mana to equio
EsperDerek1: Time for MORE AXE
RegulusPratus: Beat you to death with your own blood!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh Jer has less points now, bad news for Serge?
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
Karfsma778: Many Axes
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
matufin0: Serge win with the cheat
thegatherers: oofa doofa
KartoffelKaiser: What a sequence!
wtrob: I think that qualifies as powerful magic
m0nkeyrama: wooow
theonlyangelx: nice. GG
heinzes_dadaesthetic: powerful
thraximore: Jer: "Yes"
KelderanTV: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
sonofcoal: Battleaxe is 2 to equip, correct?
DigitalSeahorse: wait what happen?
Paradonian: scoop step lol
TrophyBuck: Serge turn 1: blarrrrrrrrg
ContingentCat: wait wat
mrshazboto: Serge Yaeger - Actual Murderer
NathanJay_GA: smashing that "nut" button
Nemowoodbine: Jer is salllllltyyyyyy
Neojetangel: The luck of the traveling axe salesman
dandalicious: Wowwwwwwww
matufin0: yes battle axe is 2 to equip
TheMicah21: We got next North 100 "Powerful Magic!"
sonofcoal: Thought so
loki_lxix: It was...beautiful
2rrr_mirror_breaker: serge with the big cheats that didnt end up mattering
RegulusPratus: Axecopter
m0nkeyrama: What an explosive start
2rrr_mirror_breaker: you played axe + ballista for 1 with 3 mana
NexusVoxx: you didnt have enough to equip and walker on 1
DigitalSeahorse: I are confuse
andy_reeed: Serge do you have all the chest hair still as seen in Friday Nights
theonlyangelx: it's many bonesplitters
solemn_storm: serge big cheats
2rrr_mirror_breaker: it did not matter but good to know for future
lilyoswald: loose plays
Altoguy16499: I love me a bloodforged battle axe
TheWarbo: "Wait, you didn't have ballista for one? Unscoop!"
NathanJay_GA: lrrEFF
LJHero: 2 each on cheat step
ContingentCat: it's ok nobody will ever know
phorrestgaze: so many axes
TheMicah21: Wait how did he cheat?
kinesthetics: commander staple, serge
RegulusPratus: Grievous tactical error, having blood.
zacharyisom: Never lucky jer
SodiumFox: the cheat step is strong in this game
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NexusVoxx: chat is bloodforged playable in Black Mold?
NexusVoxx: ive never considered
Keab42: Was Alex running the axe last time?
TheWarbo: serge what was that
banachspacebar: Bloodforged Battle Axe seems real good with academy, especially
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lordinkdeath27: Serge you know what you would tell ben to do
lilyoswald: the best thing about axe is when you attack you get to make the joke "let me axe you a question!"
DefintelyNotAFish: There's that famous mulligan speed as discussed on North 100, broadcast not-so-live on the LoadingReadyRun Video Network.
TrophyBuck: @TheMicah21 miscalculated the cost of equipping blood-forged battleaxes. He'd basically already won, had the mana for it but used leftover mana to cast a irrelevant walking ballista
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andy_reeed: Wait what time is it for them?
Izandai: Control can have a combo win.
NexusVoxx: !time
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ContingentCat: !time
mastershake29x: !time
TheWarbo: !time
Earthenone: !time
DefintelyNotAFish: Vraska Ult then Tendrils with Storm Count 1
KartoffelKaiser: Serge you're getting nexus of fated.
ArcOfTheConclave: Tendrils is a control card lrrBEEJ
KartoffelKaiser: He's going to tutor for it relentlessly.
blackwlf: "It's just control" doesn't deny Tendrils.
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
gamercat88: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:58.
SpicyNapalm: Jer nooooo
DefintelyNotAFish: Why are you playing lands?
flatluigi: i think nexus might be a little hard to tutor for in a 100 card deck
Loonatic93: My grandpa used to say, "Cut dogs don't produce pups."
KartoffelKaiser: wait why do you need lands that aren't academy?
Redhot19: Jer playing the value tendrils here?
Karfsma778: 8 lands
TrophyBuck: lands are for chumps
m0nkeyrama: 31 is low for a 100 card deck
Steeloway: 31 lands or mana sources?
RegulusPratus: Lands aren't rocks
NexusVoxx: benben
KartoffelKaiser: I guess Tolaria West as well, to find academy.
updraftelemental: !deck
thegatherers: 31 lands, 31 oreskos sunguides
SpicyNapalm: honestly I think the deck could probably run like 27 and be fine with all the cheap mana
Karfsma778: Wheeler IS a degenerate
red_shoes_jeff: Serge, playing "OOPS, ALL LANDS"
EJGRgunner: "Wheeler is a degenerate." -Serge Yager, 2019
goldendefenders: Who won I had just got back?
TheMicah21: Would yall try doing the London Mull for a FNPF ya think?
Loonatic93: But he's OUR degenerate.
KartoffelKaiser: Wheeler is a beautiful degenerate.
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Underground River deals 1 damage to you.
girlpainting: 32 plaines in a mono blue deck is a rookie mistake serge
mrshazboto: 38 - 40 "sources of mana"
dangerous_safety: i would drop it to 30 just to have a round number
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
TrophyBuck: @goldendefenders it's 1-1
NexusVoxx: oh thats a neat art for river
corpocracy: What is Wheeler's recommendation for Serge's deck?
DefintelyNotAFish: Misstep
2rrr_mirror_breaker: thats cool underground river art
goldendefenders: Cool thx👍
NexusVoxx: @corpocracy like minus 6 lands.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature — Imp [1/1] | ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) / Flying / Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
updraftelemental: paul can you put the lists in chat?
DefintelyNotAFish: Take 1 from mana burn
Hingadora: That's a fancy Sol Ring.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
corpocracy: lrrWOW
Keab42: Such a shiny sol ring
mastershake29x: !decklists
Comeback323: Serge has some nice cards
loki_lxix: Vault Skirge is my FAVORITE
KartoffelKaiser: 5 mana turn 2 nbd
cheshire_monkee: Well good luck
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
axare123: i play 15 land goblin charbelcher...
InsaneMuadib: Jer just don't tell him he's gonna get brain freeze'd ;)
Comeback323: Handsome man and handsome deck
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
NexusVoxx: pfffffff
cheshire_monkee: I'll have to watch later
TrophyBuck: damn lol
kimmiekoneko: laughs in control
thegatherers: so close
DefintelyNotAFish: You dare do this? In my home?
TheWarbo: serge why would you think that
KartoffelKaiser: Jer: "lol ABSOLUTELY NOT"
mrshazboto: Hmm serge, why does the blue control deck always have a counterspell
theonlyangelx: gotta go slow
TehAmelie: i had a friend who argued Mishra's Factory is the best card in Magic cause you could play a deck with only Mishra's Factories and win
TheManaLeek: Mana theman20Leek 'd
Mithgar: He has a counter spell b/c he's playing as many counter spells as Ben plays lands
theonlyangelx: insert sanic emote
2rrr_mirror_breaker: hoisted by your own petard
Krokaar: Jer "counterspell" Blue (new last name)
ArcOfTheConclave: never doesn't have a counter spell
FadedOverseer: does LRR know who all is going to PAX East?
EJGRgunner: Walking Ballista on 1 isn't generally scary enough to counter
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Karfsma778: @TehAmelie same could be said of Inkmoth Nexus
ayirbudd: who all is playing tonight?
Evandill: @TehAmelie I don't... think that works???
Earthenone: !players
LRRbot: 22 March 2019: Playing today are Cameron, Serge, Alex, Ben Ulmer, Jeremy, and Ben Wheeler.
KartoffelKaiser: I'd counter a balista on 1. It gets bigger and it gets value if you try to point a removal spell at it
Altoguy16499: it's not Pernicious Deed. It's a tutor to go GET pernicious deed obviously
NexusVoxx: @ayirbudd ben, ben, cameron, alex, these two.
KartoffelKaiser: Noble Ox PogChamp
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TehAmelie: i mean, you might not get to play 40 Factories
ayirbudd: neat thanks! didnt know that command
DefintelyNotAFish: !card Ben-Ben
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
Krokaar: spells to counter*
KartoffelKaiser: See this is why I like countering balista.
FadedOverseer: @LoadingReadyRun thanks!
thegatherers: move to pew pew step
hidingbox: tapping workshop?
KartoffelKaiser: It's factory, not workshop
NexusVoxx: factory, the manlands
DefintelyNotAFish: Does pew pew step come before or after cheat step?
updraftelemental: serge you are playing 36 mana sources it's a disgrace!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @hidingbox its not workshop its factory
hidingbox: oh ok
TrophyBuck: factory != workshop, hard to tell the difference though I'll admit
KartoffelKaiser: I make that mistake every time.
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
voslan: @DefintelyNotAFish Yes.....
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | +1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / −1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / −2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
KartoffelKaiser: Karn father PogChamp
NexusVoxx: Korn
Keab42: Pants Karn
DefintelyNotAFish: Making some Karn babies
theonlyangelx: let karn not wear pants!
theonlyangelx: Liberate Him!
xxxmidwayxxx: Karn Dawg
KartoffelKaiser: Yes, this is Karn With Pants.
LRRbot: Whirler Rogue [2UU] | Creature — Human Rogue Artificer [2/2] | When Whirler Rogue enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
LJHero: is everyone playing standard?!?
KartoffelKaiser: 7 mana Karn is Karn, Liberated, without pants
theonlyangelx: this is pants karn,, you can tell cause he isn't LIBERATED
zacharyisom: Big standard plays
flowji: Corporate karn
theonlyangelx: Free Him!
loki_lxix: yes yes
theonlyangelx: This Karn is a Mullet
TehAmelie: end the pants!
FadedOverseer: this looks like my Saheli EDH deck
DefintelyNotAFish: @flowji LUL
theonlyangelx: Work in the front, Party in the back
KartoffelKaiser: @flowji I hear that guy is mayor of knox county now. Lot's of public works constructs.
TrophyBuck: cryptic?
Lord_Hydraos: Paul, cfb should have you do coverage of matches. Your commentary is the best!
theonlyangelx: I'm gonna get an alter of this karn with no pants
Blasteg: is settle the wreckage possible here?
SirZapdos: good old whirler rogue. kicked my butt so often in origins limited
Willbrannon: If serge is undefeated again he must play fastbond next week
theonlyangelx: f r e e h i m
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg neither deck is white, so i doubt it
TVsVeryOwn: is it Fog?
Keab42: So many standard all stars
KartoffelKaiser: uh oh I thought he had cryptic he does not in fact have cryptic
DefintelyNotAFish: @TVsVeryOwn He has Reclamation. Has to be Root Snare.
EJGRgunner: other buddy goes back down to 6
Loonatic93: Would blowing up a Wilderness Reclamation with a Reclamation Sage be a flavor fail?
AllTheoryNoPractice: Was watching North 100, now I'm watching...basically North 100
LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/3] | Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
TrophyBuck: other karnstruct goes to 6
theonlyangelx: angery
EJGRgunner: and now back to 7
NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 if there's anyone who was the authority its recsage
TrophyBuck: lol
kimmiekoneko: yagernaut
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
TrophyBuck: YIKES
flatluigi: rip
theonlyangelx: oooh damn!nation!
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mrshazboto: In the traaaaaaash
ThirdOf5: f
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME
DefintelyNotAFish: Never didn't have it.
Fletcherizer: good board wipe
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
phorrestgaze: 4 is also not 0
TrophyBuck: NOT AGAIN
thraximore: here we go agaaaaaaain
banachspacebar: still have a factory to deal with
zacharyisom: Always lucky
silenceaux: Awkward that he didn't +1 Karn for a turn there
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
KartoffelKaiser: Still have a Karn too
banachspacebar: And a karn
Keab42: That textless damnation!
EsperDerek1: Too luck.
voslan: But Karn is still out\
andy_reeed: THE PLAYS
theonlyangelx: :|
NexusVoxx: its a pretty good furnace
icefinch: i think the actual text is make serge sad @LoadingReadyRun
theonlyangelx: with a silver counter on it!
NexusVoxx: wouldnt say great
BigMaqHD: what game is this?
KartoffelKaiser: Yo what a furnace
theonlyangelx: it's silver now!
Akaiatana: Exile permanent, not till EOT
EJGRgunner: It gets exiled "With a silver counter on it"
NexusVoxx: @BigMaqHD r1g3
mastershake29x: @BigMaqHD match 1 game 3
KartoffelKaiser: @BigMaqHD Game 3, all tied up
BigMaqHD: uh
mortition: !decklists
panpan_unbroken: serge still has a 2/2
silenceaux: Point being that a second Karn could find the same cards with their own oh wait this is singleton
LRRbot: Pia and Kiran Nalaar [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.
BigMaqHD: i meant like what is magic?
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
theonlyangelx: hehehe
BigMaqHD: lmaoo
zacharyisom: Land beats
phorrestgaze: currently not
Keab42: He countered Ma & Pa!
SirZapdos: 1 != 0
DefintelyNotAFish: That Underground Sea transforms into a Wastes.
thraximore: death is binary
trilemma85: Decidedly not dead.
theonlyangelx: you're dead or you're not
mastershake29x: schrodinger's jeremy white
EJGRgunner: he is currently Schrodinger's Jer
KartoffelKaiser: Jer quicken damnation would have gotten the creature land there
LRRbot: Dark Petition [3BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.
theonlyangelx: oh, unless you have some sort of lich/unlife powers
mastershake29x: (yes, i know that's not how that works)
DefintelyNotAFish: Contempt again?
ContingentCat: dead or not? tell that to zombies, fuck binaries.
Karfsma778: Probably Contempt
EOstby: Sinkhole, one time.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: can get contempt and hope to top deck
theonlyangelx: :0
mastershake29x: necropotence!
zacharyisom: Snappy
RegulusPratus: Darkness?
silenceaux: Incoming contempt, perhaps.
CorruptDropbear: Vraska?
Altoguy16499: is there an instant drain life?
FadedOverseer: bridge?
Keab42: Contempt is instant isn't it?
snirky: sinkhole lol
AllTheoryNoPractice: Is this R1G3?
DefintelyNotAFish: @Keab42 Yes
theonlyangelx: :3
KartoffelKaiser: Contempt or Cryptic, I think
EJGRgunner: sergeJustRight
theonlyangelx: time to spice
zacharyisom: Cant vraska at instant speed
NexusVoxx: quick someone get me a Serge Drake-meme
DiscordianTokkan: Dark Petition into Dark Ritual into Dark Ritual wait what
DefintelyNotAFish: Only 1 blue for Cryptic though
AllTheoryNoPractice: Nvm, I see it at the bottom
mortition: can't cast cryptic
ContingentCat: the spice must flow
MilkInBag: To The Slaughter works
mortition: he only has 2 blue
KartoffelKaiser: Oof not enough blue for cryptic.
DiscordianTokkan: *Demonic Tutor, for that first DR, I am tired
Loonatic93: Kologon, take me away!
JarJarThinks: He has 1 blue, one of the blue is pain land
MilkInBag: !card To The Slaughter
LRRbot: To the Slaughter [2B] | Instant | Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead that player sacrifices a creature and a planeswalker.
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newfur: @mortition only one, painland kills them
sidenorna: lead to slaughter...
CorruptDropbear: SHARAHAZARD
DefintelyNotAFish: To the Slaughter is spicy
KartoffelKaiser: He's allowed to tap for 2 blue mana. He would die, but he can.
dacardczar: "3 black mana, Cast doomsday"
MuffinsOnAHill: Please Rain of Tears
TehAmelie: couldn't be Pernicious Deed if he could afford it, the Factory is just a land right now. . .
mortition: true chat, he can't cast cryptic even harder than i thought lol
NexusVoxx: @dacardczar unfortunately doomsday rounds up
LRRbot: Tasigur, the Golden Fang [5B] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [4/5] | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
DefintelyNotAFish: Oooh.
a_bullett: that is good
KartoffelKaiser: A creature? DansGame
MilkInBag: gut shot
zacharyisom: Sassy
okwhatisthis: in this economy??
snirky: odds of serge ripping removal
DefintelyNotAFish: Is this Jer's first nontoken creature this match?
theonlyangelx: did you choose this tasigur over twinkigur for a reason, or just what you had :P
EJGRgunner: Huh. Forcing serge to give you Dark Petition again
KartoffelKaiser: This isn't Seinfeld >:|
Blasteg: don't want to risk an all in
kimmiekoneko: jer has found a win condition
theonlyangelx: foolish mortal :P
mortition: is this still Round 1?
Altoguy16499: Jer found his win con PogChamp PogChamp
Keab42: OG art is bananas
ContingentCat: 1=/=0
mortition: oh yeah, I can read the screen
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
theonlyangelx: oh and it's foil?!
silenceaux: (Great Furnace isn't a spell)
DefintelyNotAFish: Serge trying to build a Furnace on top of Tasigur.
KartoffelKaiser: Serge saw the line PogChamp
theonlyangelx: oh, slow mode? but my speady fingies!
MilkInBag: panicBasket?
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
NexusVoxx: psh end step brainstorm is overrated
Izandai: But Jer, don't you wanna cast Brainstorm main phase anyway? katesSass
silenceaux: Best sorcery in highlander?
mortition: !decklists
tehcrashxor: !findquote brainstorm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp I see what's in there and I like it
Dix: lsvHi everyone
coachNelly: welp this is the best live magic i've seen this year
NexusVoxx: HeyGuys
simriel: @theonlyangelx I love the name Twingkigur
silenceaux: Thanks I feel accomplished
DefintelyNotAFish: Demonic Tutor. Lets you find Brainstorm. Kappa
Vampiricsloth: hey Dix ookHey
Gascitygaming: benginHi
TehAmelie: it could be worse. he could be at ½ life
josh_le_crafter: benginHi
CorruptDropbear: Can't Surge make a Artifact X/X again?
Keab42: katesWave @dix
goldendefenders: Brainstorm is not as good as crow storm.
coachNelly: yes he can corruptdoctor
theonlyangelx: @simriel XD
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CorruptDropbear: AHAHA
silenceaux: Tasigur activations being pretty real here
ArcOfTheConclave: yes he does!
rgoody2016: How much Burn is serge playing in this list
EJGRgunner: oh man, I'm like 90% sure I know the card in his hand other than growth spiral
Dix: slooooooooow roll
The_Passerby: @serge, do you play Lightning Bolt?
phorrestgaze: you kinda do, like "deck, pls win"
chickenace11: that's a lie serge you ask the deck to win every day
Erin_Dwight: Congrats @Lanthess !!!
LRRbot: Welding Jar [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
Lanthess: lrrHEART
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Keab42: Jer's almost certainly got a counter
flatluigi: WOW
NexusVoxx: LUL
Dix: hahahaha
Loonatic93: So, why didn't Jer attack? lrrBEEJ
theonlyangelx: :0
icefinch: lol
Dix: got em
silenceaux: AHAHAHAHA
KartoffelKaiser: YO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oof
EJGRgunner: SAVAGE!
SamanthaVess: Big Oof
CorruptDropbear: OH COME ON
Izandai: wow
Karfsma778: GOTTEM
coachNelly: lol
KartoffelKaiser: gottem
TrophyBuck: oww
wtrob: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
whydustin: rekt
ThirdOf5: oofa
theonlyangelx: bodied
Vampiricsloth: ookSmart
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
DiscordianTokkan: GOTTEM
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cmdrud87: oooooohhh
silenceaux: b r u t a l
DefintelyNotAFish: The Stifle out of nowhere.
rarermonsters: This is some "I'll see you in heck" magic
AirTony7: REKT
ayirbudd: good ol disallow
Keab42: Jer just styling on Serge
zacharyisom: Saccckkkkkkkk
m0nkeyrama: wooowie seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Altoguy16499: Serge you forgot. Jer always never didn't not have it
banachspacebar: lrrWOW
KartoffelKaiser: Stifle wins again.
LRRbot: Tasigur, the Golden Fang [5B] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [4/5] | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
girlpainting: i´ll disallow that.....new judge phrase ^^
phorrestgaze: boop
theonlyangelx: so, disallow best cancel? or how about that scry 1
thegatherers: top deck gut shot
mentor42: Why not disallow the creature in its way down?
NexusVoxx: Surveil cancel > scry cancel
mentor42: Wait
ayirbudd: that might be the meanest thing i have ever heard serge say
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
mentor42: -2 Not -1
Dix: Dat Goyf Tho
phorrestgaze: regeneration is still weird
theonlyangelx: creatures!
DefintelyNotAFish: The good old 5-Ball.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost 3 or less.
theonlyangelx: :0
lilyoswald: hhhoooo
NexusVoxx: stop casting spiral lol
Keab42: katesWa katesOw
Evandill: can I say i really hate that stupid enchantment
KartoffelKaiser: I mean it's a draw engine.
DefintelyNotAFish: Serge just giving Jer card draw
blackwlf: Heart of the cards?
icefinch: wow tasigur has pay 6 draw 1 apparently
ContingentCat: believe in the heart to the cards Serge
LRRbot: Hex Parasite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | {X}{B/P}: Remove up to X counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Daken1993: the classic serge poker face
theonlyangelx: *nods*
mastershake29x: serge needs to stop letting jeremy get to 1 life
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Izandai: Karn +1: Draw a land.
VTMonster: serge "poker face" yaeger
DefintelyNotAFish: !card Nix
LRRbot: Nix [U] | Instant | Counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it.
snirky: donate city of brass, twiddle it
M23R: Hey guys what did I miss
LRRbot: Lodestone Golem [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | Nonartifact spells cost {1} more to cast.
theonlyangelx: wuhoh
Herobrineclone10: Why not animate and attack with both
ayirbudd: banefire for 5 and gg!
silenceaux: Exquisite Firecraft
2rrr_mirror_breaker: also lodestone def does not trade for goyf right now
Herobrineclone10: oh whoops nm
thegatherers: top deck lethal
theonlyangelx: thinking
LRRbot: Hinterland Harbor | Land | Hinterland Harbor enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Mewr11: @Herobrineclone10 lodestone doesn't have haste
thegatherers: clap clap clap clap clap
lilyoswald: this is such a tense game
DefintelyNotAFish: That's a Magic Card
Keab42: This game so good
EJGRgunner: what types currently AREN'T in a graveyard? Planeswalker, enchantment and tribal?
thraximore: It's been an hour, wowza
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Willbrannon: This is a great match of magic
NexusVoxx: smellsneaker
DefintelyNotAFish: Doom Blade
banachspacebar: !card lodestone
LRRbot: Did you mean: Lodestone Bauble; Lodestone Golem; Lodestone Myr
KartoffelKaiser: Moderate to severe oof
mortition: @2rrr_mirror_breaker the golem trades with Tasigur, the double block kills goyf
Keab42: Vraska's contempt
Willbrannon: Most long games on FNPF are groaners but this is intense
banachspacebar: !card lodestone golem
LRRbot: Lodestone Golem [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | Nonartifact spells cost {1} more to cast.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @mortition sure but he can't attack with it which is what he wants to do if it trades
Fletcherizer: Gas is great but you need an engine too
MalBeam: welding jar... straight gas
girlpainting: a blightsteel colossus would be great right now
silenceaux: Serge has gotten slightly unlucky in his Karn activations never showing 2 threats
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
KartoffelKaiser: one time gut shot
2rrr_mirror_breaker: 7 mana demonic tutor + 1/1 PogChamp
EsperDerek1: Serge has gotten unlucky when it comes time to finish and Jer keeps getting lucky when it comes to surviving.
Bengineering: I am afraid to face Jer next
Evandill: I really hate Wilderness Reclamation.
korvys: What do you mean "we", Serge? I'm with Jeremy :P
ayirbudd: hi ben!
The_Passerby: Why is Wilderness Reclamation better than Seed Muse?
mastershake29x: demonic tutor seems like an ok card
candydude1: why not two mana?
gamercat88: hi ben
chickenace11: Hi ben
MilkInBag: @The_Passerby you cant bolt it
whydustin: you got this ben
AllTheoryNoPractice: Huy Ben
NexusVoxx: @The_Passerby rec doesnt die to doom blade
ContingentCat: why is Serge using the royal We
thraximore: !decklist
DefintelyNotAFish: @The_Passerby Enchantments are harder to remove than creatures.
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KartoffelKaiser: @The_Passerby It dies to fewer removal spells.
blackwlf: benginHeart benginHeart
hidingbox: Contempt probably alright here
Bengineering: hiyo chat
pjlights: wish you had banefire
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
SpicyNapalm: Serge has also had pretty good openers
lilyoswald: serge you have to top deck lethal because I need to go to the bathroom but I can't leave until this match ends, it is too intense
drfox17: Maaan, that youtube update!
ContingentCat: hi Ben
Diabore: hey ben
Gascitygaming: benginHi benginHi benginHi
josh_le_crafter: benginHi
simriel: @the_passerby also cheaper
SrMuskrat: benginHi benginHi benginHi
theonlyangelx: ohai Ben
m0nkeyrama: Heya @Bengineering , good luck tonight!
phorrestgaze: benginHi
Keab42: Ben just needs to get bolt under his isochron sceptre
Dr_fragenstien: so 6 cmc or less
midday_rendelnep: from what we can tell.. Jer ultimates at 1 life
korvys: Hi Ben - I hear you're be playing more board games soon :D
The_Passerby: @Bengineering hey. What flannel colors are allowed? Is red and black only allowed or are there other okay color combos?
mortition: Hiyo @Bengineering
icefinch: serge do you play gutshot?
drfox17: I would like to make a divination check, and state that the new stream will eventually feature agatha fisty
Trymantha: @The_Passerby harder to remove, also harder for op to resond to the trigger since they havent untapped yet
TrophyBuck: glad it's a magic card, and not a yugioh card
chickenace11: currently live streaming. playing against one of the best people in the world
Bengineering: I'm packing gunshot just for games like this
thraximore: oooh etched champion would be a nut draw for serge right?
TheTunnelingCat: @The_Passerby enchantements are harder to kill, 4 mana is easier to cast than 5, easier to find because of cards that transmute for s
Neojetangel: The spicy play?
CorruptDropbear: always have Lightning Bolt
Bengineering: gutshot*
Cinntoastmin: gunshot?
Loonatic93: Karn should be above 2 loyalty, right? He's been upticked the past two turns.
EJGRgunner: vraska or her contempt would be good
KartoffelKaiser: @Bengineering Excellent
m0nkeyrama: LUL
The_Passerby: Fair enough.
blackwlf: Clearly he tutored for a different tutor.
Bengineering: that's autocorrect
EOstby: The best Magic card Jer's playing right now.
thefreak013: @Bengineering Hi, Ben!
lowman02: torrential g hulk in Jeremy's hand
Cinntoastmin: ben thats more aggressive than i pegged you
lowman02: what do we think
DefintelyNotAFish: @Bengineering With the backup plan when things go south, lol.
rarermonsters: @Bengineering "Nah I just brought a gun, I'll demand they crack a fetch
icefinch: @Bengineering i'm glad were on the same page
theonlyangelx: just... minus the silver. plz
niccus: sometimes karn feels like fatesealing yourself
Neojetangel: @Bengineering That's numberwang
NexusVoxx: t h i n n
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
LRRbot: Mystical Teachings [3U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / Flashback {5}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
TehAmelie: who tutors the tutors?
mrshazboto: I'm legit waiting for Ben's followup now where he just slams a prop gun on the table before a game
KartoffelKaiser: I'm loving these tutor chains
Mewr11: Question: How does Grafted Wargear interact with Serge's Manland?
blackwlf: Holy hell how was I right about that.
LRRbot: Vraska's Contempt [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain 2 life.
Gascitygaming: frames or me?
mrshazboto: "I'm packing this for games just...like...these"
Altoguy16499: tutor a tutor for a tutor?
NexusVoxx: ask not for what the tutor tutors; it tutors for thee
CorruptDropbear: CONTEMPT AGAIN
Hikotori5: Sultai charm would be bonkers here
silenceaux: Was that just... Because of the flashback value?
Evandill: proabably
KartoffelKaiser: @silenceaux yes.
blackwlf: @Mewr11 Poorly.
DefintelyNotAFish: Sultai Charm would have been a sick 2 for 1.
chickenace11: more like the silver realm Serge
Karfsma778: @DefintelyNotAFish he can get it on the flashback
ardengnome: The best card in his deck is his two best cards in his deck
JarJarThinks: @silenceaux Jer's stable atm, hes going for maximal value plays
Mewr11: @blackwlf are you sure? I wouldn't think that it would become unattached from a creature?
jano152: 3 =/= 0
phorrestgaze: silver counters are neat
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island | ({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
theonlyangelx: yeah, they're exiled with silver, not under karn
MuffinsOnAHill: This Karn stacks.
DefintelyNotAFish: So when Serge draws his second Karn
patrick_stonecrusher: karn pretty sweet in multiples
LRRbot: Clutch of the Undercity [1UUB] | Instant | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 3 life. / Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same converted mana cost as this card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Transmute only as a sorcery.)
theonlyangelx: he puts them on New Argentum, probably
TehAmelie: something there can be only one something
Fruan: You can...steal Jeremy's Karn?
niccus: that's why you make a house rule that they stay exiled between games
kimmiekoneko: so the play is riftsweeper back the karn
MilkInBag: when Serge draws his second card, he can get the cards with silver counters on them back, and a game loss OpieOP
ArcOfTheConclave: I hope the next karn they print also cares about silver counters.
Mattmitchell45: @MuffinsOnAHill Young Karn? :P
MilkInBag: second Karn FailFish
NexusVoxx: a bitcoin warrior
Dr_fragenstien: it's possible to get that karn back, like timetwist or something similar
phorrestgaze: not impossible, just illegal. Similar to kitchen finks in a commander deck that's not white
banachspacebar: !card cryptic com
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
banachspacebar: !card cryptic command
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | ({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) / As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
Mage24365: Cryptic command can bounce wargear, oof
abzan_trash_panda: Why doesn't Serge play big Karn in his big mana artifact deck?
Karfsma778: Cryptic bouncing wargear might be good
DefintelyNotAFish: I like how the other 6 options for "cryptic com" in LRRbot are all Very Cryptic Command
Keab42: I still think that there should have been a textless Very Cryptic Command in Unstable
emrafool: So Jer tutored for a tutor, then tutored for a removal spell then tutors for a counterspell
Evandill: That tracks
Rockario: If you say "Writes down Cryptic Command" enough times, it's basically the same as doing it, right?
Himyul: oops all tutors
LRRbot: Shimmer Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | Flash / You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.
KartoffelKaiser: Situations like this are why I advocate for Vexing Shusher
Keab42: Jer's tutoring is fascinating
DefintelyNotAFish: Hover Myr > Shimmer Myr
NexusVoxx: shover myr
Skyotonic: !card hover mir
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NexusVoxx: 1/2 flying vigi for 2
Booster6: how did jer gain 1?
Skyotonic: !card hover myr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
girlpainting: Hover myr = phirexian Storm Crow
Porsgaard81: !Shimmer Myr
Cinntoastmin: !card Hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
TheWarbo: Shim or Myr?
banachspacebar: gained 2 off Vraska's contempt, then fetched @Booster6
NexusVoxx: @Booster6 vraska's contempt
LRRbot: Sultai Charm [BGU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target monocolored creature. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
DeviantHS: why does serge not tap 45°? he would save so much space
abzan_trash_panda: Jer played veraska's contempt
Altoguy16499: he gained two off of vraska's contempt @Booster6
TehAmelie: hommer shyr?
Booster6: right thx
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Evandill: 2 4 1
cronatos: i love this reclamation decks so dang much.
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | ({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) / As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Altoguy16499: I think Jer should pay the two life for it Kappa
CorruptDropbear: PAY TWO LIFE klappa
girlpainting: JUDGE!....dos destroyed count as unattached?
NexusVoxx: yes
gsjbuffalo: !card Frontline Devastator
LRRbot: Frontline Devastator [3R] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [3/3] | Afflict 2 / {1}{R}: Frontline Devastator gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
misterygamer1337: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:14:10.
EJGRgunner: Serge "You can have Growth Spiral" Yager
Keab42: Growth Spiral keeping Jer alive
DefintelyNotAFish: Tasigur now reads: 6 mana, cast Growth Spiral
LRRbot: Darkslick Shores | Land | Darkslick Shores enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
ayirbudd: negate?? that counters revel in riches
LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
mentor42: Sudden Shock. Lets go
TheWarbo: Growth Spiral, aka "I'd rather you draw one off the top"
sladibraslov_windsm: !card growth spiral
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
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Altoguy16499: undefeated serge seems to be dethroned
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
MilkInBag: it's actually over
candydude1: why not cast brainstorm then tasager?
ayirbudd: is scarab god still expensive?
Karfsma778: OOF
NexusVoxx: @candydude1 cause then he just gets brainstorm back again?
EJGRgunner: !card cryptic command
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
ArcOfTheConclave: hidestugu's second rite?
Keab42: @ayirbudd he's rotated so he should be dropping
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
NexusVoxx: @ayirbudd like $10?
rarermonsters: Jer is the guy in the kung fu movie who looks like he's getting his butt kicked until he stands up, smiles, and rips a guy's heart out
Evandill: @candydude1 trying to force serge's hand into giving him better and better stuff
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
candydude1: but he gets to put two land cards on top and gets scarab god into hand.
LRRbot: Reflecting Pool | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
NexusVoxx: @candydude1 tasi returns any nonland in the graveyard, not just the ones milled
CorruptDropbear: I play lightning bolt
ZeniteZero: Holy crap
ayirbudd: scarab god is still about 10 bucks. dang ol commander i tell you hwat
Mewr11: Shuffle off impulse?
andydamage: how is this still going
sladibraslov_windsm: !card second rite
LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
NexusVoxx: @Mewr11 it doesnt do that
MilkInBag: yeah impusle had to be cast first
LJHero: shuffle
Lagrangeismyhomie: shuffle, her
Lagrangeismyhomie: jer
KartoffelKaiser: You do not shuffle off of impulse.
candydude1: ok makes sense
EOstby: Impulse used to shuffle, it no longer does.
DeviantHS: it was a bolt all along
JarJarThinks: Impulse does not shuffle
snirky: make serge have it
KartoffelKaiser: The text of the card is incorrect.
KartoffelKaiser: It's weird.
PhoenixMelior: show chat
MilkInBag: you dont shuffle with impusle
Lagrangeismyhomie: ih, my bad
maxcollazo: <message deleted>what did jer punt??
maxcollazo: what happened
TVsVeryOwn: Jam it Jer
Lagrangeismyhomie: oracle text on Impulse
Lagrangeismyhomie: forgot about it
MilkInBag: @maxcollazo cast brainstorm before impusle
Mewr11: uh, okay. Sure, Impulse, you do you
maxcollazo: ooooh
Anubis169: we got a veto on that word
LRRbot: Chemister's Insight [3U] | Instant | Draw two cards. / Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)
TVsVeryOwn: Standard cards.dek
PhoenixMelior: can Serge win this
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
EsperDerek1: Wilderness Reclamation is such a card that exists.
maxcollazo: untap island?
PhoenixMelior: this is such a nail biter
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
PhoenixMelior: ooh, risky
NexusVoxx: huh
Alphaproomega: Go Serge!
CorruptDropbear: WHEEL IT
maxcollazo: go jer!
coachNelly: holy shit i had to restart my comp and this game is still HAPPENING!!?
KartoffelKaiser: The mind games
CorruptDropbear: WHEEL
CorruptDropbear: OF
Keab42: Live by the wheel!
CorruptDropbear: FORTUNE
PhoenixMelior: coachNelly it's INTENSE
GoblinRanger: i guess you get one of the 4 7 times?
theonlyangelx: choose one of the four approved fortunes
EJGRgunner: Well, it's a Tarot reference
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LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | ({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) / As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
rarermonsters: That's a Krog crapshot right there, he invents the dice but three out of 6 sides have 1 on them
TehAmelie: they're 4 pretty random things too
CorruptDropbear: WHEEL OF TORTURE
HydraBroodMaster: It's a wheel of 4tunr
Luminaire_p: Wheel of Fourtune?
PhoenixMelior: woof
Mage24365: timetwister to shuffle away the yard lmao
Mewr11: Wow, harsh much, Paul?
Fletcherizer: serge with the bluffs
DefintelyNotAFish: 4 whole tunes
Phillammon: Paul taking no prisoners, huh
axare123: sergeJustRight
NexusVoxx: truth, justice, and 4-dom for all
KartoffelKaiser: I see that card Serge. CAST IT
seemsdeece: he drew the confluence
Lavashot449: Should his Island be untapped?
banachspacebar: welp, now tasigur gets back go for the throat
maxcollazo: how would jer have won?
ayirbudd: funny story about wheel of fortune.. my dad cant watch it because anytime someone guesses a letter right his dog goes absolutely ape shit
Booster6: goyf got bigger
MilkInBag: Sudden Shock? :O
DeviantHS: @Lavashot449 no, tasigur
PhoenixMelior: this is Jer. He almost guaranteed has a counterspell in hand
candydude1: no he played chesisters insight
KartoffelKaiser: No, he used the island to cast Chemister's Insight
Mage24365: @Lavashot449 he tapped 3, untapped to reclamation, tapped island for insight
ThatDangSkeleton: I'm having a weird issue where the stream is really zoomed in, does anyone here know how to fix it?
SpicyNapalm: goyf 6 power now
circusofkirkus: the 4D poker face con
Znazl: never harm our cinnamon roll
Lagrangeismyhomie: best poker face is no poker face?
HydraBroodMaster: @ayirbudd I love it
blackwlf: Based on the Secret Hitler games, Serge's poker face is just fine.
theonlyangelx: no, i think it's the first one
kimmiekoneko: serge with the long con
Lavashot449: Ah, thanks guys
DeviantHS: camisters nbm
tehcrashxor: "So Serge, who's the other werewolf?"
DeviantHS: chemisters+
DoodlestheGreat: Nooooooo, he's just bad at hiding things.
Evandill: @maxcollazo Could have swung out, but he thought serge had a trick.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, planeswalker is now in the bin.
LRRbot: Thopter Spy Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
NexusVoxx: @ThatDangSkeleton sit further from your screen Kappa
TehAmelie: and Jer's life disadvantage is disappearing. . .
Welbog: @tehcrashxor It's always Ben
solemn_storm: this match has been a doozy
DigitalSeahorse: Serge's Poker face is probably Cinnamon Face
Alphaproomega: Is that a shimmer myr?
NexusVoxx: @ThatDangSkeleton but also try restarting the page?
thraximore: yep
Keab42: Serge really needs Ghirapur Aether Grid
Diabeto3241: cheer100 Holy crap i get to watch this live that never happens yay
The_Passerby: Is it fine?
Mage24365: I'm shocked that there are still graveyards tbh
ayirbudd: tarmogoyf is just garruk confirmed
Lagrangeismyhomie: Tarmogoyf is intimately conserved with dead biodiversity
EJGRgunner: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:24.
ThatDangSkeleton: refreshing page didn't help
RegulusPratus: Goyf needs a balanced diet
Mage24365: timetwister should have gone on the stack
Keab42: !card aether grid
LRRbot: Ghirapur Aether Grid [2R] | Enchantment | Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Ghirapur Aether Grid deals 1 damage to any target.
thraximore: almost an hour and a half now
Lagrangeismyhomie: concerned*
NazakYuzak: woof, the intensity on these players' faces PogChamp
P4r7YG0D: Oh hey a goyf is this modern? :kappa:
Zombeenie: I'm sad I only came back for the end of this match after I watched game 1
Altoguy16499: how long have the other games been done Kappa
thraximore: its been quite an odyssey
PruPruh: Itsagoodegame
TehAmelie: it wants a balanced graveyard diet
EJGRgunner: This game has taken a REAL long time
NexusVoxx: What doesn't grow dies; and what dies grows the Tarmogoyf
The_Passerby: @Serge, what does this look like as two planeswalkers fighting? Has it devolved into a scrap in the parking lot of a Tim Hortens?
zacharyisom: This is spicy
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
KartoffelKaiser: Look at that beautiful dredge graveyard
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Cinntoastmin: Llurygoyf
Mewr11: Okay, new plan for Serge: Jer only has a finite number of cards in his library
Cinntoastmin: Lrgoyf
Cinntoastmin: idk
Lagrangeismyhomie: Yeah, I hate watching games of Magic that go longer that 5 minutes. Kappa
NexusVoxx: lrr goyf
Cinntoastmin: lrrgoyf
Keab42: Should have named Thopter
Cinntoastmin: i like that better
ForOhForError: A robot turning into a robot doesn't seem particularly astounding
Evandill: Lhurgoyf
Keab42: Then you have a 2/2 flyer
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
thraximore: @The_Passerby more like two mages on the brink of death slamming magic haymakers for days on end, bitterly spitting their respective mastery over the arcane into the space between them
Lagrangeismyhomie: Liargoyf - Your proxy that has no real counterpart in your binder
Schreckstoff: can
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
cronatos: can't tap mishra's factory cause it's a creature with summoning sickness, right?
Altoguy16499: gg
coachNelly: judge!!!
the_murfer_show: work shop isn't a creature
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyy
Mage24365: Shoulda cast timwtwister
Welbog: Wow
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly seabatTROG
Fletcherizer: got there!
PhoenixMelior: what a game
korvys: Was factory a creature?
TVsVeryOwn: woooooooooooooooooooooooooop
DefintelyNotAFish: What a game
kimmiekoneko: VERY good game
thraximore: good game!!
NexusVoxx: @cronatos its been on the field for a while, no sickness.
Phillammon: lrrGOAT
ThirdOf5: this kills the serge
KartoffelKaiser: Factory was a creature.
MilkInBag: gg seabatTROG
TheMicah21: that damnation play!
Karfsma778: WOOF
coachNelly: workshop wasnt a creature!
EsperDerek1: Noooo Serggeee
NathanJay_GA: aauugh!
mastershake29x: what a match
Mage24365: Twister resets goyf
SpicyNapalm: GGs PogChamp
coachNelly: you did?
nurovi: what a gane
KartoffelKaiser: He made it a creature.
PruPruh: Good Game!!
theonlyangelx: GG
coachNelly: ok
DefintelyNotAFish: Powerful
EJGRgunner: Always run back the draw 7!
GoblinRanger: well that was a game and a half
TehAmelie: gee gee
nurovi: grats Jer
gd311: WOw
Gascitygaming: wow, awesome game
NathanJay_GA: good games, well played!
maxcollazo: GOOD GAME!!!!
ThirdOf5: that was a game!
WalrusAbove: GG
gd311: What a game
Nikol_Grall_: Fun game!!
seemsdeece: powerful magic
mortition: that was awesome
chickenace11: doesn't the command say permanent anyway
Remix_SC: GG
philipthecontrolplayer: that game was interesting to say the least
patrick_stonecrusher: sergeHolyMoly
zacharyisom: Good games
DigitalSeahorse: creature factory lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
maxcollazo: AMAZING GAME
coachNelly: GG
MuffinsOnAHill: I'd say this game was gas, but it was morel like fumes until the end. GG
maxcollazo: POWERFUL MAGIC
NexusVoxx: @chickenace11 target creature
silenceaux: There's a window between activation & blocks where Jer gets to Get Serge, no matter what.
lilyoswald: that was quite a game
Znazl: game 1 NotLikeThis
mortition: awesome to watch
axare123: sergeHolyMoly
korvys: Chat, I suggest checking out the LoadingReadyRun youtube during the break - (Relatively minor) changes are coming.
Keab42: !uptimr
chickenace11: never mind realized it wasn't a command
TheWarbo: that was a game of magic
whydustin: what a game caveS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Now might be a good time to check out the stream schedule update!
Neojetangel: coffee time
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !schedule
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ArcOfTheConclave: was that a 90 min roung?
Karfsma778: Time to go watch the YouTube update
korvys: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [34m ago] @loadingreadyrun> An important YouTube update is live for anyone who enjoys watching out live streams over at http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun. | Click through for info on the updated stream schedule, and feel free to ask any questions you have here. We’ll do our best to answer them. https://youtu.be/5x81FDUH8-E || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1109271280874717184
m0nkeyrama: The schedule changes are pretty important
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Skyotonic: !upnext
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Porsgaard81: !card shimmer myr
LRRbot: Shimmer Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | Flash / You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.
azureHaights: Just got back from a late dinner, what've I missed
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Once you've seen the changes, please try not to bug the people on camera about them. I'll be here if you need to whisper me
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
pjlights: wait who won that last game. i looked away for asecond
LRRTwitter: [35m ago] @loadingreadyrun> An important YouTube update is live for anyone who enjoys watching out live streams over at http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun. | Click through for info on the updated stream schedule, and feel free to ask any questions you have here. We’ll do our best to answer them. https://youtu.be/5x81FDUH8-E || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1109271280874717184
Xafty: i cant wait for full playthtoughs of games again
theonlyangelx: TransgenderPride AsexualPride BisexualPride GayPride GenderFluidPride IntersexPride LesbianPride NonBinaryPride PansexualPride
PhoenixMelior: y'all will probably want to watch the update
Juliamon: All questions should be directed to that tweet if possible
Juliamon: We don't want it to take over the stream while it's live.
thelordofelba: I missed the last 5 minutes. who won?
mugulord: ?
PhoenixMelior: sub noise?
silenceaux: Noise?
azureHaights: A phantom sub
mugulord: oh probs yah
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I think that was the start of the video :P
PhoenixMelior: The_Ocean_who_Subbed that was my thought too
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: but please enjoy your regularly scheduled break :P
Juliamon: that was definitely someone clicking the video link
AllTheoryNoPractice: I also looked away, who won?
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler tweeted about his match, also
Lord_Hydraos: lrrSPOOP spoopy
thraximore: Jer
AllTheoryNoPractice: NOICE
ProtoRebel88: lrrDARK
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Wheeler's tweet: https://twitter.com/BWheelerMTG/status/1109273196279140352
ElFuzzy: coxStitches coxSays lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Type_One___: cheer100
thelordofelba: So Serge snatched defeat from the jaws of victory?
PruPruh: lrrHEART
NexusVoxx: Helix, and another smaller Helix
NazakYuzak: No music playing for anyone else?
PhoenixMelior: I didn't realise Alex was playing The Rock and not Black Mold this evening
Juliamon: No music.
PruPruh: No music, no
Juliamon: Fill your earholes with the schedule update instead.
Varrey: All that means is that I'm going to jump when audio comes back. XD
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Varrey: I actually came here off of watching North 100 pontificate on mulligans.
Himyul: rats, now I'm going to miss the first hour of every evening stream :/
TehAmelie: the one game Serge won was really fast, i wonder if that's just the only chance anyone has against Jer's deck
AllTheoryNoPractice: @Varrey same
zuchen_120: WTB musak
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Izandai: @Himyul It's only been half an hour.
zuchen_120: My house is so quiet...
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blackwlf: Cam mic
HondoTrigger: cam sounds a little low
Juliamon: Cam is not miced
Diabore: mic off?
Himyul: Izandai I was referencing the stream schedule changes mentioned on the youtube channel. Everything starts an hour earlier now
tehcrashxor: Cam's mic is off
m0nkeyrama: Hello!
Juliamon: Ah, there we go
SpicyNapalm: mic off
red_shoes_jeff: There you go
azureHaights: Booming Dulcet Lauder Tones
zacharyisom: Dem
gd311: Howdy brother
banachspacebar: Perfect timing, I literally just finished watching the YT update
AllTheoryNoPractice: GOAT THERE
Izandai: @Himyul Ah, I see.
PhoenixMelior: we sort of heard it
SpicyNapalm: there he is
Mewr11: Wow, Just finished the YouTube update to hear Cam say 'hello and welcome...'
blackwlf: That was PERFECT timing, had exactly enough time to watch the youtubes.
PruPruh: Herro!
theonlyangelx: ah, the funpefff
zacharyisom: Flowers
DefintelyNotAFish: I wish I was there
thegatherers: they should've sent a poet
theonlyangelx: hello!
Varrey: I heard it the first time, can confirm it was scintillating.
Izandai: We could hear it. It just was quiet.
TheWarbo: Yeah commercial break was timed well
Keab42: @mewr11 same
AllTheoryNoPractice: Hello, yes, he is Wheeler
CorruptDropbear: LRREN is a interesting name
mrshazboto: Just watched the LLR update and...yeah wow I love everything about that
NexusVoxx: Ben Gineering
Juliamon: It's almost like they started the update video on their end to time it.
zacharyisom: Wheeler to 1
KartoffelKaiser: Benjamin Gineering wins again
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler is in 1st now
Zombeenie: Ah I love that Ben Gineering. What a guy
Trymantha: When does the season end?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheWarbo: Juliamon Why would you destroy the magic? :-P
m0nkeyrama: oooooh
PhoenixMelior: ohhhhhh
Keab42: Right side off to a strong start this week
DefintelyNotAFish: What's all this then?
blackwlf: I'm a little sad we don't get the Ben v Ben There Can Be Only One match.
EJGRgunner: "Wheeler is a degenerate." -Serge Yager, 2019
colinoclock: hahaha
Blasteg: continuation LUL
thraximore: hahahahhaha
Blasteg: that one flew over Wheeler's head
zacharyisom: Wooly bm
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KartoffelKaiser: "Not to wooly you but let me wooly you for a minute"
TheWarbo: Much like "My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle"
Varrey: I like that there is a "left side vs right side" thing going on in the reporting.
DefintelyNotAFish: LRR teaches how to count
Evandill: I just watched the stream schedule and boy am I excited
thraximore: simultaneous breath out.
DefintelyNotAFish: Somewhere between 0 and 100%
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thraximore: *sigh*multaneous
thegatherers: my moneys on cam with the upset
Keab42: Is Wheeler regretting his 15 lands?
Dix: J E S K A I
Dix: YE YE YE YE YE
Himyul: Murica!
kinesthetics: JESKAI GARBAGE
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest | ({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
Dix: Oh bb
KartoffelKaiser: "The Cleveland Browns"
Karfsma778: Jeskai Midrange with 8 lands
chickenace11: Jeskai is the best guy
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
justwhatever_idk: Garbage Plate, Garbage Platter, Garbage Pbuffet
theonlyangelx: ah, the colours of.... france, australia, the UK, new zealand, several pacific islands
DorkmasterFlek: Black border Taiga PogChamp
AirTony7: wtf is jeskai? does he mean MURICA!
RegulusPratus: Turn 1 Taiga Kird Ape pass
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
EOstby: OG Duals are indeed a good time.
Izandai: @AirTony7 No.
Keab42: Why is this deck called The Cleveland Browns? I don't get the reference
Remix_SC: What is canadian highlander?
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NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Wait Cam isn't playing Aristocrats?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
KartoffelKaiser: @AirTony7 In case you're serious, they named all the enemy 3 color pairs. Jeskai is w/u/r
DefintelyNotAFish: @Keab42 THe Browns always lose
NexusVoxx: Mesa Pegasus
theonlyangelx: Mesa good land!
flyingdelorion: @theonlyangelx and The Netherlands
ayirbudd: the browns always lose i think is the joke..
mortition: !decklists
TheWarbo: Cam. No.
josh_le_crafter: lrrWOW
theonlyangelx: @flyingdelorion yes!
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp | ({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)
Dix: take em to the pool
phorrestgaze: no one loves them
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I...I don't know if that's true
TheMicah21: They have actuallyhad a GREATY offseason so far
TheWarbo: That is also not true Cam.
HondoTrigger: hey they're good now you take that back
CorruptDropbear: The Cleveland Browns Live In Hell
thegatherers: hey, they're not bad anymore
EJGRgunner: No one really loves the Cleveland Browns
thraximore: we love them because they're terrible
rarermonsters: Cam nobody loves the Cleveland Browns
TheMicah21: New GM is turning them around
ksurugger1: HEY, we're turning it around this year in Cleveland
grgriffin3: But what is your deck's version of Baker Mayfield, Cam?
Loonatic93: Honestly, the Detroit Lions would be more appropriate!
fatherthymes: Browns gonna be great next season
ArmadilloAL: Hey, they've moved solidly up to average now!
thegatherers: they've made some good moves recently
TheMicah21: Baker Mayfield
LionsEyeDiamond: The Browns are looking VERY good going into next season
Krispee19191: touchdown maker Baker is gonna change that
TheMicah21: Odell Beckam
shurtal: they play in a Factory of Sadness, but things are looking up
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Browns gonna be great next season
Fluffasaurus: Did Cam buy into highlander?
icefinch: go sportsball
illmastershogun: Yeah, Cam does not know shit about football it seems. Not a Cleveland fan, but Baker is fucking great
TheMicah21: John Dorsey
Nikol_Grall_: If it's Brown, flush it down!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: isnt it either the steelers, cowboys, or maybe pats?
chickenace11: you need a sign that says known joke
Karfsma778: HAHA
Altoguy16499: So Cam. Are these Dual Lands new purchases or are you borrowing them?
Dix: That THROWBACK
zacharyisom: Sportzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
KartoffelKaiser: Is this 4 color aristocrats? I love this.
EOstby: Explaining the joke makes the joke better. Except for when it doesn't. Which is always.
Oatway_: Cam flying close to the sun here.
TheMicah21: Nick Chubb
CorruptDropbear: Jon Bois sends his regards\
theonlyangelx: Cam! How dare you not care necessarily about a sport!
kpiozero: The cleavland browns are the WORST team in footballs
RegulusPratus: Quebec? You're making that name up.
Dix: *groan*
thraximore: oh, Cam
TheMicah21: Myles Garrett
rarermonsters: Cam was your expectation that bringing up American Football was something people wouldn't have vocal opinions about?
shurtal: i understood those references
red_shoes_jeff: HA!
thegatherers: new york giants is a fitting name
NexusVoxx: @kpiozero that is in fact the joke
grgriffin3: GO COLTS
sivakrytos: the expos moved to washington
Dix: BEN
thegatherers: thats what i come here for
Baldrash: Dammit Chat, stop disappointing us.
Tiber727: @Loonatic93 As a Lions fan, I would like for you to be less true.
thegatherers: BEN, GET OUTTA HERE
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
TheMicah21: COWBOYS
chickenace11: well they both have lose plays
red_shoes_jeff: GO DONS!
HondoTrigger: GO PACK GO Kappa
corran__horn: Australian Football
TheWarbo: WHO DAT
Viewers_Like_You: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3
thegatherers: GO PACK GO
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Lean into the tilt Cam! Let it feed your soul!
coelopteryx: i heard that the ball is roughly the size of an average human foot
Dix: Fly Eagles Fly
Lagrangeismyhomie: Hereatch
AirTony7: Browns actually have the 4th best odds of winning the next superbowl according to vegas oddsmakers
theonlyangelx: it can be pronounced hear arsh
TheTunnelingCat: noble he ratchet
fatherthymes: Chiefs Kingdom?
TheMicah21: HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!
theonlyangelx: technically correct, the best correct
gamercat88: DUUUUUUVAL!
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DarkMorford: Go Hawks!
justwhatever_idk: @fatherthymes eyy
illmastershogun: Chiefs Kingdom all the way!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: @thegatherers Ah another Cheesehead I see
phorrestgaze: wow, big message by hitting with big elves
girlpainting: in germany we call him "Hier Arsch" like in "Here Ass"
TheWarbo: No Cam, Warriors are an NBA team Kappa
CorruptDropbear: For those who don't know what the Browns are, look up The Browns Live In Hell by Jon Bois
TheMicah21: Tap 4 mana, play an EZEKIEL ELLIOT, he eat your creature
Mattmitchell45: My Mountie has Horsemanship!
KartoffelKaiser: "My deck is called the LA Dodgers, because they have the record for most World Series loses and this deck keeps going 3-1"
TheBlueTeam: Cam is your deck 4 color?
Karfsma778: CHAT PLOX
Lagrangeismyhomie: Chat will never stop
Tecnocrat: Chat! Pull up! Pull up!
theonlyangelx: how about the rabbitohs then?
TheWarbo: It's like y'all have never met chat
grgriffin3: Look, us football fans are VERY DEDICATED.
ContingentCat: No.
KartoffelKaiser: No you mentioned sports we sports now
Lagrangeismyhomie: Can't stop won't stop
chickenace11: Cam you brought this curse upon me
thegatherers: my goal is to talk about the browns the whole stream
phorrestgaze: they don't even have a cool mascot
blackwlf: *draws opening hand* Crap, I sequenced wrong, concede.
illmastershogun: Cam, you brought this on your self,
Izandai: Chat, no one cares about the Cleaveland Browns.
justwhatever_idk: Everyone type CLEVELAND ROCKS like the Drew Carey Show opening
EJGRgunner: Look, you can't just casually bring up American football on the internet. There ARE deep and ABIDING relationships between NFL teams and their fans
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: come and get us wheeler
TheMicah21: @grgriffin3 damn straight!
Karfsma778: OH lawd
EOstby: Chat, take your sportsing to the appropriate Discord channel. This is Magic time.
AtrusOfMyst: I thought Cleveland was a character on Family Guy
rarermonsters: I can't wait for Cam's next deck name "Most people are wrong about The Last Jedi"
KartoffelKaiser: Don't you threaten me with a good time.
justwhatever_idk: Cleveland Rocks
sing_o_muse: Football, Football John Madden, Football. Soccer
thegatherers: i think their trade for OBJ was an absolute steal
GlazerLazer: No this is a football chat now!
coelopteryx: i heard that if the ball is not accurate to the size of an average human foot, they have to recalibrate it
archon458: Shouldn't it be the BC loins, go the whole 10 extra yards
Juliamon: Don't make us add sports teams into the LRRbot filter.
Oatway_: Ben you're welcome in Vancouver any time.
Tiber727: Your deck is named the Cleveland Browns, therefore we are talking about the game.
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain | ({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)
TheWarbo: Recruiter? I also have opinions on NCAA football
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
chickenace11: @Juliamon please do
theonlyangelx: !findquote football
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
theonlyangelx: nice
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just turn chat off. That is what I did. Life is much easier that way.
thegatherers: I'd be surprised if the Browns don't win the division this year
DeviantHS: wait i thought the denver eagles was a nescar team
thraximore: feelsbadman
Loonatic93: He's got the full WUBRG available. So maybe he's 5-color.
TheBlueTeam: actual factual counterspell
Lagrangeismyhomie: By saying no one cares about the Cleveland Browns, quantum mechanics necessitates you just created millions of people who care about the Cleveland Browns
EncanisMal3k: "My deck is called the Seattle Seahawks" "Why" "It does decently, but I get a lot of judge calls. I did win a tournament with it once, though"
niccus: act of volcano
corran__horn: Act of volcano?
girlpainting: go to volcano step
illmastershogun: OBJ and Landry with Chubb, Baker and the best kicker in football, Kareem Hunt. Gonna be potent.
zacharyisom: Tap the scrub and beat face cam
Varrey: Sorry, is that an "active volcano" or an "Act of volcano"?
thegatherers: Cleveland is the team that everyone thinks is bad but once you say that out loud, everyone corrects you
Izandai: @Lagrangeismyhomie I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
sphexas: Active Volcano
The_Passerby: @benwheeler, tell us more about the German Foils from Twitter!
TheWarbo: Ask Serge what an active volcano can do. Specifically to a scout unit in Civ 6.
Zombeenie: An active volcano can't save the Cleveland Browns' season
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just turn chat off. That is what I did. Life is much easier that way.
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island | ({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)
MuffinsOnAHill: It can't solve the problem of another active volcano.
Zombeenie: Unless you throw everyone else into it
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I tried fixing an active volcano with an active volcano... the results were quite spicy
NexusVoxx: literal actual counterspell
theonlyangelx: illegal
EJGRgunner: That sounds like Cam challenging the chat
Izandai: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Then how are you typing?
thraximore: you can get bad about negate but only if you cast revel in riches first
josh_le_crafter: Wolf paratroopers are the way to solve everything
grgriffin3: "My deck is called the Indianapolis Colts. It's kinda average, but it has the best Commander ever printed at the helm!"
phorrestgaze: the lawnmower beatdown is real
simriel: also First Active Volcano, then Act of Volcano
RegulusPratus: I mean, I'd be mad if you were running Counterspell twice in a singleton format
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Izandai You can't tell me how physics people misunderstand works! Kappa
chickenace11: it's the pokey elf art
LRRbot: Dack Fayden [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dack [3] | +1: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / −2: Gain control of target artifact. / −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."
Keab42: @josh_le_crafter do they solve the Bear-Shark-ocalypse?
paronomasiac042: My deck is called "Green Bay Packers." It used to be amazing, but it's lost a lot of power over the years.
thegatherers: i think i need to send Cam a Baker Mayfield jersey through the LRR mail
chickenace11: rooting for ben now
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LRRbot: Kor Firewalker [WW] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/2] | Protection from red / Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may gain 1 life.
Loonatic93: I've ridden Bird o' Paradise to victory on more than one occasion..
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: paronomasiac042 ooof too real
LRRbot: Warleader's Helix [2RW] | Instant | Warleader's Helix deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
Jovh11: Counterspell is just cancel with the upside of it being 1 cheaper
KartoffelKaiser: Heck, the OG control win condition of killing you with Stalking Stones is about as lumbering
Oatway_: Kor Firewalk With Me
lowman02: recurring NM hype
josh_le_crafter: @Keab42 It's enough meat to keep the bear-sharks satiated
paronomasiac042: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed See, I'm a die-hard Packers fan, so I'm allowed to say that
DigitalSeahorse: I saw that tweet! :D
Keab42: Dak seems like a strong candidate for a reprint in Modern Horizons
grgriffin3: Is the Detroit Lions deck constantly receiving upgrades, yet always, always underperforms?
Izandai: Dack Fayden is always caught red-handed. Not because he literally has a red hand, just because he's constantly stealing things.
TheBlueTeam: ALL PRAISE LORD HELIX. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: paronomasiac042 same. Losing Matthews and Cobb this week HURT
KartoffelKaiser: That's justice.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: @paronomasiac042 oh nice are you also from WI?
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
theonlyangelx: oh noooo
AtrusOfMyst: you won the game but you lost the Llanowar
KartoffelKaiser: Nightmare Recruiter PogChamp
kimmiekoneko: yes yes yes this is the magic i want to see
Willbrannon: Is grixis thieves viable in highlaner?
theonlyangelx: :0
phorrestgaze: cheat step?
shurtal: I wanna build a deck called The Cleveland Chunguses. I don't know what the deck will consist of, but it must be built...
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
KartoffelKaiser: Carrion my wayword feeder
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler and Steacy are of hive meme mind allenHaha katesLewd
ostcrammath: @shurtal red/green big fat creatures?
lowman02: @Willbrannon Jer's deck is running Notion Theif, and yeah some folks run thieves lists,they're pretty clunky
AirTony7: is Cameron playing OG 2001 Rec-Sur?
grgriffin3: No, shun thief!
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, but Theif of Sanity tho
KartoffelKaiser: *Thief
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I need to make a deck called the Houston A-holes
AtrusOfMyst: Nicol Bolas, The Ravager
SpicyNapalm: @willbrannon have i got a deck for you. but its 5 color thieves
KartoffelKaiser: Mass manipulation
AtrusOfMyst: aka- Brick House Bolas
zacharyisom: Mmmmm brainstorm thief
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: With the faster speed that's developing in Highlander, does tempo get pushed out as an archetype?
shurtal: @ostcrammath I'm thinking first version of it is Butt Fight dot Deck, but any assembly of deck can bear the name The Cleveland Chunguses
Willbrannon: You also play leovold i guess
chickenace11: all of my decks have pun names
icefinch: i notion thief-ed my opponents wheel lat night
lowman02: @SpicyNapalm sweet list, but let's be fair, not a barn burner :P
ArmadilloAL: I Notion Thieved some juicy Sphinx's Revs when that was a thing in Standard.
Tecnocrat: Blame the Dack guy. I get it.
ArmadilloAL: It was exactly as good as you'd think.
KartoffelKaiser: @ArmadilloAL PogChamp
Dix: wooow cam
EJGRgunner: ♪ SOMBODY'S COLD ONE IS GIVING ME CHILLS ♪
paronomasiac042: @CtrlUltDefeatLive Nah, military brat. The Packers were the one team that no one questioned.
daedalusmtg: unexpected weezer
lowman02: was that a Weezer ref from Cam
Mattmitchell45: clap clap Cam
Karfsma778: Say it ain't so
mrshazboto: And now that's in my head
NexusVoxx: strip land. scrub mine.
Izandai: katesLewd ?
patrick_stonecrusher: did the cold ones give you chills?
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Flamewake Phoenix [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / Flamewake Phoenix attacks each combat if able. / Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Flamewake Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
sivakrytos: very slightly different piece of art
thegatherers: it wasn't me that stole that thing it was a uuuuh a thief who can travel between dimensions
LRRbot: Electrolyze [1UR] | Instant | Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. / Draw a card.
KartoffelKaiser: oof
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
thraximore: Screw the rules, I have green hair
icefinch: cam is kaiba confirmed
Blasteg: Yeah that's a yugioh term
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Izandai: My grandfather's deck... Is full of pathetic cards, he's pretty bad at this game.
EOstby: Say goodbye to your Dack Fayden!
Mattmitchell45: Wheeler is essentially the Kaiba of Canlander
PhoenixMelior: uh, how many lands are you playing Kappa
wolf2012pack: Did you just summon 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons on the same turn!?
KartoffelKaiser: "There are no pathetic cards in my grandfather's deck" "Ok but you literally called it Garbage Platter"
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
RegulusPratus: Writes down Laboratory Maniac...
ayirbudd: with no creatures on the field i play dark magician and attack your lifepoints directly. gg
Altoguy16499: is this just jeskai super friends?
NathanJay_GA: Gideon Tried
kimmiekoneko: if the deck doesn't cast a shadow, it's 7 more weeks of winter
fishmanfishfish: disregard chat; play Chad
A_Gideon: Me!?!
mortition: look, it's Chad thje Bro
auxv: Kaiba voice "now hurry up and draw your last pathetic card, ben!"
Mewr11: Look, milling is a pretty simple 92 turn clock, and with all that looting, you've taken it down to 88 turns /s
ContingentCat: @kimmiekoneko no that's if the deck is scared by its shadow
Varrey: Disregard chat, regard Chad
SamanthaVess: lol
TheWarbo: Disregard chat, acquire Paul sass
LRRbot: Bontu the Glorified [2B] | Legendary Creature — God [4/6] | Menace, indestructible / Bontu the Glorified can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Keab42: One walker down
kimmiekoneko: that style
SamanthaVess: 3-mana ferocious rooPog
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | Inspiring Vantage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
MrBurrito: whoa. i get up to go pee, and Cam is slamming a Bontu?
LRRbot: Chandra, Torch of Defiance [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | +1: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 2 damage to each opponent. / +1: Add {R}{R}. / −3: Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 4 damage to target creature. / −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."
TheMicah21: Jeskai super friends?
Keab42: Has anybody repaired Bontu's monument after that blind commander game?
Mattmitchell45: All the Planeswakers on the whole dang block
Keab42: Ben giving Cam so many targets
Sampy104: What is this, the War of the Spark PPR?
Tecnocrat: I see whats about to happen here....
Sampy104: Kappa
Izandai: Literally fighting fire with fire.
NexusVoxx: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
A_Gideon: I love that there is a planeswalker with my name, but at the same time I hate that there is a planeswalker with my name
poiTHINK: these games are great
josh_le_crafter: <message deleted>OwO
mortition: !card Bontu
LRRbot: Did you mean: Bontu the Glorified; Bontu's Monument; Bontu's Last Reckoning
circusofkirkus: wait, is it Tool Time tonight?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Dix: And now I have Mouth... Moods(?) in m yhead
Lagrangeismyhomie: AnnoyedGrunt
Karfsma778: Death by Tim Allen seems unpleasant
mortition: !card Bontu the Glorifired
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chickenace11: ah ben is playing planewalkers the way I do. as a look attack them strategy
ayirbudd: it being signed means it works twice
mortition: !card Bontu the Glorified
LRRbot: Bontu the Glorified [2B] | Legendary Creature — God [4/6] | Menace, indestructible / Bontu the Glorified can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
BogglesUrMind: Good ol' Bontowo
flatluigi: when is the next neil cic album
Neojetangel: Sometimes they are trees
NonExxy: BontUwu
rarermonsters: Just saying: Earlier Cam attacked his life points directly, now he has an Egyptian God Card
Keab42: Bontuwu
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah the hour of devastation gods cheat.
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SpicyNapalm: Bont-UwU
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | +1: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
Lagrangeismyhomie: MouthMoods? Ben does not know MouthMoods?
TheMicah21: SUPER FRIENDS!
Lagrangeismyhomie: My god
KartoffelKaiser: Chad Tribal PogChamp
TheMicah21: Super twins?
SamanthaVess: Is this My Buddy Chad Who's Fun To Be With?
josh_le_crafter: <message deleted>Triple chad?
Sampy104: Us? Oh Chad with a D
midday_rendelnep: the prophecy is true! the end times are upon us! He of the implement period will bring his unholy doomgrunt !
Daken1993: i lost a game of magic to two chads at fnm tonight
Lagrangeismyhomie: Chad is super fund to be with
NonExxy: Chand Squared
Lagrangeismyhomie: fun*
ayirbudd: dang you ixalan and your changing of planeswalker rules!
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Paul, get a sharpie quick!
NonExxy: Chad Squared
defiledsoul: MMMMuh token
Tecnocrat: Chad and also Chad!
M23R: White knight allies aka Tumblr
NexusVoxx: just hold a finger over it forever
Dix: babbo Chad
josh_le_crafter: <message deleted>It's the SJW chad
grgriffin3: Chad and Chad's friend Chad.
Dr_fragenstien: without vigilance, I would turn them face-down, but it's player preference before chat's
Dix: Less Swol Chad
ContingentCat: smol chad
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben is 0-2 on tokens for highlander league.
SamanthaVess: @ayirbudd My Liliana, Heretical Healer EDH deck loved the changes. So much discard.
heinzes_dadaesthetic: smol uwu chad
sing_o_muse: ah, good ole self-cest mpreg
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
NonExxy: 2 Chads 1 Pup
Sampy104: I play all the Chads in my Created Sunmare deck. I call it Gideon Up
MrBurrito: Chadville, population: Wheeler
defiledsoul: @sing_o_muse please no
josh_le_crafter: So many chad
DefintelyNotAFish: !decklists
EJGRgunner: @Sampy104 I approve
ayirbudd: yeah in all honesty i love the planeswalker ruling change, it added so many new possibilities
NonExxy: I'm building one
Keab42: @sampy104 Pun Foul!
Varrey: Sampy104: I hate this, and want to build it now
RevolverRossalot: I can't decide if the Ahmonket gods are dinosaurs or if Wayward Sawtooth is actually a god :)
NexusVoxx: chadde
TheWarbo: shahhhd
rarermonsters: Le Chad Noir
KartoffelKaiser: One's Shad, the other is Chadwick
EJGRgunner: It's "Chad-Ay"
blackwlf: illEagle Chad and Schaaaaaaad.
EncanisMal3k: @Sampy104 I hope you're got Suncrested Mare in there.
zacharyisom: Shade
A_Gideon: @Sampy104 I'm going to steal that deck
Mithgar: Chad of the New Hampshire Chads
Tecnocrat: ChadCeption
Loonatic93: Gideon has a theme.
Sampy104: @encanismal3k Oh horse I do
phorrestgaze: he know only fight
Keab42: Smol Chad has that annoying emblem
josh_le_crafter: Chad is really one trick pony
LRRbot: Ophiomancer [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Empurress: Hiee
SamanthaVess: Wizards. Print Snek roo4
AllTheoryNoPractice: MAKE THE TOKEN
grgriffin3: He's not saying no, but he IS saying maybe.
kumatsu: 1/1 black snake with deathtouch token when >:O
josh_le_crafter: Its a great snake
Tecnocrat: Force that snake out!
ContingentCat: no steppe on snek
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: I just want snek! Nah, lemme dig through this abstract concept first
simriel: @samanthavess magic needs more snek
Lagrangeismyhomie: Force of Will that Snake back in your pants
ayirbudd: are we doing phrasing again?
josh_le_crafter: Force of snek
Dix: S N E K
Diabore: so for those who know, i just opened serge craft and the quote is "because im a big thicc human"
Empurress: Glad finally caught your stream! KonCha
Izandai: Wheeler please
SamanthaVess: Ophiomance is a lot of fun with Divine Visitation rooDevil
AllTheoryNoPractice: WE GOT THERE
grgriffin3: Snek money get!
Sampy104: Untap, gabyViper , Draw
Lagrangeismyhomie: OMG, the Circle Game?
Dix: One of the FEW tokens that doesn't exist in MTG
josh_le_crafter: It's a good snek bront
Xx_JAG_xX: good snek
NexusVoxx: ophiomancer for Modern Horizons pls, giff token
rarermonsters: Wait... now cam can activate his Egyptian God Card!
Neojetangel: The lighting change and now the snake is gone
rarermonsters: That's impossible!
Dix: i know right NexusVoxx
kumatsu: @Dix Obviously time to tag Mike again
A_Gideon: Out of all the Gideons, I am The one True Gideon!
ayirbudd: you think they would of made those tokens in unstable
VTMonster: awkward snek
josh_le_crafter: @SamanthaVess but they don't make snakes anymore :(
NonExxy: lrrGARBO
Dix: kumatsu I literally tagged Mike in Cam's tweet with that token
kumatsu: I saw :D
Sampy104: Tread_on_Me.dek
KartoffelKaiser: Chunior
chickenace11: Chad the 4th
Mattmitchell45: White Weenie Hut Junior
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
scarl19: It’s lad chad
Dix: Chat if ya want another look at the token Cam has https://twitter.com/UnarmedOracle/status/1109255912340877312
Dix: Juniah
PhoenixMelior: aww, so cute
ContingentCat: @dix thanks
Oneiros96: dayFive dayFive
AtrusOfMyst: Jeoughnaugh
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Dr_fragenstien: that's a hecking good token
NonExxy: That's a yikes from me dawg
simriel: I <3 snek
Viewers_Like_You: We named the dog Gideon!
NonExxy: Chadwick
wolf2012pack: Directly!
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Dix: oh no
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
kumatsu: Puce is my favorite color of mana
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
Dix: rrrrrrrrrremand
ayirbudd: gideon is a good song by my morning jacket. i like to think its about chad
NonExxy: Mine is hotdog
sf_disco: Where's Wheeler's Exile zone?
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Dix: sf_disco off screen
sf_disco: thanks
wolf2012pack: the blinding white
blackwlf: The same deviled egg
simriel: does Bontu Steppe?
KartoffelKaiser: donnies are brooked
NonExxy: no steppe
simriel: Bontu might be steppe
KartoffelKaiser: That chad just stepped
Tecnocrat: A tilly boys. Ferda.
TheWarbo: Ugh I still need to get my Gideon print framed
kimmiekoneko: so very bright
NexusVoxx: one timethe?
thraximore: !card tithe
LRRbot: Tithe [W] | Instant | Search your library for a Plains card. If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for an additional Plains card. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains | ({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)
Dix: I... need to put my Tithe in my canlander deck
simriel: chad, no. don't steppe on snek
NexusVoxx: you did
kimmiekoneko: you did
Tecnocrat: yes
blackwlf: Yes.
awickedobserver: yes
shurtal: yes
Dr_fragenstien: yes
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Yeah
CtrlUltDefeatLive: yes
archon458: yes
girlpainting: yes
LJHero: yes
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: You ticked up on bontu in second main
ogs_ookami: yepperoo
archon458: do you want us to stop saying yes?
NexusVoxx: yes
blackwlf: No
LRRbot: Relic Seeker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) / When Relic Seeker becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
wolf2012pack: yes
NonExxy: yeah
TheWarbo: affirmative
Evandill: You know what helps? VIOLENCE!
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
NonExxy: Never stop hitting
m0nkeyrama: non-foil shade LUL
ulexarX: These springs are sulfurious
CtrlUltDefeatLive: What is this? A Daniel Bryan match?
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
EJGRgunner: ♪ WHOA-OH Black Mana, Ram-A-Lam ♪
NexusVoxx: 2 = 1000000
blackwlf: "I cast this spell!" "I respond with this punch to your throat." "*gurgle*"
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: !sleight of hand
defiledsoul: Just want to pop in a say thank you to cam for his lore on destiny it has been a good listen to lift the spirit
KartoffelKaiser: but its such a tasty goose
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
RegulusPratus: Overcoming a Recurring Nightmare through Force of Will seems like a flavor win
azureHaights: no step on pleggy
mrshazboto: Recurring Nightmare - too good for EDH apparently
TheTunnelingCat: it is
NexusVoxx: but flash hulk is fine
TheTunnelingCat: it VERY is
mrshazboto: it's not
mrshazboto: it's VERY not
CtrlUltDefeatLive: it absolutely is
KartoffelKaiser: That's a card that does actually belong on the commander ban list.
simriel: @azurehaights wait is it banned?
Neojetangel: Yeah it is silly in commander
KartoffelKaiser: Flash hulk should ALSO be on it
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Oh noes chat, dont start an argument about the commander banlist!
LRRbot: Relic Seeker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) / When Relic Seeker becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
MechaKuuga: Is Plaguecrafter strictly better than Fleshbag Marauder?
mrshazboto: Paying 3 mana for a sac outlet and a revive is far from the most powerful thing you can do in the format
TheTunnelingCat: hulk should still be banned imo, tho i dont actually play edh so i dont really care
TheWarbo: Quick, distract chat with NFL talk!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I think hulk used to be banned
TheTunnelingCat: @MechaKuuga it can be worse in some cases
Dr_fragenstien: who would win: A zendikari that is a part of an elite coalition made to face the strongest beings in the multiverse, or 1 pleggy boi?
simriel: the commander banned list half makes sense and is half just 'cards I didn't like playing against'
Varrey: I have actually said "Get that goddamned good boi off the table" recently. But I was referring to the monster playing Resolute Watchdog.
Neojetangel: Plaguecrafter has more of a downside if they kill it in response
Mox_Hagdorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:13.
sivakrytos: oh, canadians have sesame street?
mrshazboto: @Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest sorry, stopping
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
TheTunnelingCat: if you really want to kill their only creature and they have a walker you cant, and if they kill it in response and you only have a walker left its real bad
M23R: HONK
kpiozero: HONK
mrshazboto: @simriel I truly agree
senshi5609: does ben have the emblem i assume he does
mrshazboto: That's why I'm glad they brought on more people
phorrestgaze: just diaapointed
Altoguy16499: what if they drive a car over it instead of just rolling over it with a chair?
flatluigi: i don't think ben has the emblem
NexusVoxx: no gids emblem
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
patrick_stonecrusher: crafter and marauder go in the same deck
Mox_Hagdorm: I live, chat! The capricious Texas weather saw fit to NOT form a tornado above my house. Seriously, glad it didn't go the other way :/
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simriel: @mrshazboto but one guy who doesn't understand how players do things has functional executive control
sing_o_muse: lol
flatluigi: bengineering called out
josh_le_crafter: Now the bens duel
blackwlf: I'm not sure what's going on but it sounds entertaining.
BrindleBoar: no opportunity to make it rain sneks
Izandai: @simriel And then there's the cards that aren't on the list. For some fucking reason. Like Sol Ring.
flatluigi: mr gineering ran over wheeler's deck
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
LRRbot: Flamewake Phoenix [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / Flamewake Phoenix attacks each combat if able. / Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Flamewake Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
NexusVoxx: meat and eggs, no?
NonExxy: I will quit commander if sol ring is banned
Altoguy16499: this pheonix is just getting there
azureHaights: Wakin' Wakin', chicken is bakin'
getgudder: Gideon of the trials
namewouldntfi: is there a command for decklists?
NexusVoxx: !decklists
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
namewouldntfi: thanks!
simriel: like why was Protean Hulk unbanned but Sylvan Primordial is still banned
TheWarbo: Now *that* needs to be a token.
Izandai: Whoa, when did Ben get to 5?
LRRbot: Adarkar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Now I want eldrazi spawn tokens that look like metroids
thegatherers: calls his deck the cleveland browns, isn't even running brown
MechaKuuga: LANGUAGE
NexusVoxx: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
SpicyNapalm: BANNED >:(
Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: Cam, I call that deck a Potato Container because its a cheap sac (badum tss)
Dix: choo choooo
mrshazboto: @simriel Truth. The format has grown from one of my favorite to one of my least favorite within the span of the year. Outside of the nonsense banlist, too many social niceties to the point where I can't just sit down and say "I want to play magic". I have to sit down and go "I want to play magic, but if I'm too stylish or quick one half of the group will complain and if I'm too slow and controlling the other half will."
Altoguy16499: I think that's just lethal...
EJGRgunner: lrrSCOOP
sing_o_muse: it's lethal
draja128: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
flatluigi: @mrshazboto sounds like you should have an actual discussion with the rest of your playgroup
NexusVoxx: 44553444
andysoo89: definitely lethal
sing_o_muse: 7 flying then 6 ground
devsfan19: math is for blockers
simriel: @mrshazboto why is Sylvan Primordial banned but Mass Land Distruction is allowed
AllTheoryNoPractice: Coises
Dix: jeskai is a heck of a deck
Keab42: @mrshazboto Command Zone has some tips for how to quickly set expectations for your deck with a new playgroup
AllTheoryNoPractice: cuyses?
zacharyisom: Strong game 1
ThorSokar: The Clevland Browns living up to their name I see
Altoguy16499: I don't know if Cam's deck is bad enough to be the cleveland browns. They don't usually look like they have a chance to win....
seemsdeece: cam those russian zombie tokens are sick
MechaKuuga: Geist of Saint Draft
NeverWinning: Math is hard
MechaKuuga: Beer
TheWarbo: Altoguy16499 As a Saints fan, I disagree. :-D
simriel: @flatluigi you are assuming that every person only plays with one group... unlike how most people I know play Commandee
the_thoughtful_gamer: Browns are going to be really good this year
Mox_Hagdorm: I don't do sports, so I didn't understand the reference.
archon458: Did some mention football?
mrshazboto: @Keab42 That's the thing, any other format has the expectation of "the person I'm sitting across from is gonna hold nothing back against me"
Keab42: You could tell Ben wasn't feeling super threatened. He didn't feel the need to make a Chad emblem.
zacharyisom: Get in der cam u got dis
Izandai: @flatluigi Commander is the only format that has this problem. The only one. The problem is not with any particular playgroup.
Altoguy16499: As an Ohioan, I will also disagree. Except htis past year they were good somehow
KartoffelKaiser: lrrHORN I hear sports talk lrrHORN
illmastershogun: Maybe Cam's deck should do like the Browns and upgrade on the QB position.
lowman02: @Altoguy16499 should actually be a good game, UW/r has a rough time with crats...Wheels wasn't lying
phorrestgaze: Cam has more charisma than that entire team though.
thegatherers: Cam calls his deck the Cleveland Browns, doesn't even play Brown
theonlyangelx: !card Merchant Scroll
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
NonExxy: I lik sportball
midday_rendelnep: #tiltouttheplayers
EJGRgunner: Look, YOU brought football into this, you have to live with the repurcussions.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TheWarbo: We got distracted by "commander banlist" for a bit, but sports are less contentious
Professor_Rakor: It's ok, Cam. You can slug that hat trick into the endzone.
Keab42: @mrshazboto true
blackwlf: benginHeart benginTry benginBurn
NexusVoxx: bengineering the countryside
AllTheoryNoPractice: Good ol' bengineering umlerneering
thraximore: wait who won? ben beat jer?
ThirdOf5: benginBurn benginBurn benginHeart
Rockario: So what we've learned tonight is that: some people care about the Browns, no one cares about the Browns, that Browns aren't that bad, and the Browns are terrible Kappa
flatluigi: @Izandai try talking to people instead of blaming the game
NathanJay_GA: Damn, I forgot to ask. Did Cam say why he calls his deck "The Cleveland Browns"?
KartoffelKaiser: So Bengineering is getting a milkshake right now right? That's what I do when I play burn at least
m0nkeyrama: Bengineering cleaning house tonight benginDab
MrBurrito: The Browns were terrible, but they improved considerably this past year
lowman02: @thraximore no way, pretty sure Reclamation is like Muscle Wizards on super roids
NexusVoxx: lrrFINE
AlchemicalPanda: milkshake bracket
simriel: @mrshazboto yeah like I need to bring like 6 decks to potentially play Commander and then people are quite dishonest about power levels, OR just consider power levels to be different
NathanJay_GA: makes sense, thanks :)
Altoguy16499: @NathanJay_GA because it's bad but everyone loves them iirc
MechaKuuga: Cam is counting his sh*ts
A_Gideon: Okay Okay! I'll Stop Following you!
TheWarbo: who you callin "we," Cam
Blasteg: I was wawy, what happened to uh, the othe Ben?
theonlyangelx: it's a metroid
phorrestgaze: jokes on you, I lost my house betting on the browns.
tehcrashxor: Free eggs? Free Eggs! browns browns browns browns
NonExxy: I call pooping, taking the browns to the superbowl
LJHero: try I'm in Scotland
sivakrytos: wow
MuffinsOnAHill: If you're willing to come to Texas, you can egg my house.
UnknownGerm: y cant metroid crawl?
girlpainting: SLAP...thats samus!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: If you want to fly here to egg my house go right ahead.
thegatherers: i live on the other side of canada in an apartment, come at me benny boi
theonlyangelx: heavy breathing
lowman02: @phorrestgaze well played you got me with that one
apocalypsenw: What? The Cleveland Browns? What's wrong with the Browns?
ArcOfTheConclave: That's Samus!?
KartoffelKaiser: Metroid *is* a pretty cool guy
Izandai: @mrshazboto As it should be in a fundamentally competitive game. Not competitive in the sense of netdecking and practicing for hours and going to tournaments, but in the sense of two players sit down to play, and 99% of the time one of them wins and the other loses.
ThorSokar: I'm sure that's what the Brown's coach says every time they go out on the Field "We're looking good today, lets go out there and win one"
Daring_Apprentice: Master Chief is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of ANYTHING
AllTheoryNoPractice: Metroid is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
Luminaire_p: Why can't Metroid crouch?
MechaKuuga: Ben "Giant Troll" Wheeler
grgriffin3: @KartoffelKaiser Does he fight aleins?
MaddogM: Now I want to talk about the Browns - as I'm in Victoria, Australia
KartoffelKaiser: @grgriffin3: yeah and eh doenst afraid of anything
Varrey: I thought the name of the character was Justin Bailey
thegatherers: just you watch out, or ill over pay for a random common in your deck too Benny Boi!
ArcOfTheConclave: And Zelda wears a green hat?
NexusVoxx: just like zelda
Tecnocrat: Metroid Chad?
sing_o_muse: or Halo
theonlyangelx: John Halo
kimmiekoneko: it's actually metroid's monster
Izandai: Just like Legend–dammit Cam. :P
grgriffin3: Guys what if Zelda was a girl
EOstby: But who is Metroid Prime?
ThorSokar: lol
josh_le_crafter: GDI cam
banachspacebar: Yeah, legend of zelda, about that main character, Legend
TheWarbo: Oh who was it...I think it was Serge was like "Mage: the Ascension? I don't know what that is"
Daring_Apprentice: Cameron Lauder is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of Midrange
DigitalSeahorse: frisky theonl45Heart allenSenpai allenKeke
Baldrash: At least Cam understands this nonsense!
ultimafullmetal: And Jon Halo, space marine.
AllTheoryNoPractice: The main character is named Doom 2
midday_rendelnep: Does that mean we can get a Canadian to fly to the southern hemisphere by arguing about the cleveland browns?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Next they'll be making zelda a girl.
Tantaburs: Ummm actually it's Metroids Monster
nurovi: I would play m,etroid as olimar
josh_le_crafter: you know, mr. minecraft
KartoffelKaiser: Fred Warcraft, protagonist of World of Warcraft
Spectre97: Where am I
Perchipy: YOU ALWAYS BOOYAH BACK
Oatway_: Destiny is a game about Destiny, the robot in Destiny 2
ThorSokar: John Halo is my favorite
theonlyangelx: @DigitalSeahorse :3 theonl45Heart
Karfsma778: I hate that this annoys me.
aesir_blade: The character is named "Samus Aran" except if you're playing the game underground in which case you call her Magma
Izandai: @banachspacebar Who hails from the land of Zelda, yes, we all know this.
Loonatic93: I prefer to play Warhammer with real warhammers.
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
DigitalSeahorse: theonlyangelx lol :3 theonl45Heart
archon458: Ben, how many lands are you playing tonight?
TheManaLeek: Halo is a pretty cool guy
thegatherers: i.. i love the mario brothers. oh wait
thraximore: Halo John-Halo?
CataclysmicReverb: "Jon Halo" ... I'm tilting like a 45 degree tap
grgriffin3: No no, his name is Mister Chief.
lithuasil: that greed-keep for en
gamercat88: critroleFire critroleFire critroleFire
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
NathanJay_GA: Whats your opinion of Shepard Masseffect?
Keab42: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
DigitalSeahorse: allenClap allenClap allenClap
theonlyangelx: ah, halo top, of course
simriel: @flatluigi There is a fundamental different in what people thing is 'fun' or what people consider a 'fair' game. it makes it functionally not a format cause you never know what you are actually going to be playing
MechaKuuga: This is the best game Lore episode
m0nkeyrama: Ice cream! seabatTROG lrrDILLY
ayirbudd: its the orlando bloomin marsh!
KartoffelKaiser: Wait is Commander Shephard's canon first name "MassEffect" because it is now
Tecnocrat: It me. John Halo.
apocalypsenw: Serum Visions? Don't you mean SEMEN VISIONS?
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
tehcrashxor: Didn't John Halo marry that blue smurf lady?
sandboxbreakout: John Halo? Of the Connecticut Halos?
NonExxy: I like Jane Portal as a character
Phailhammer: Isn't Halo that guy from Marathon?
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
flatluigi: @simriel again, like, talk to the people you're playing with. it's a godo thing to do
NathanJay_GA: Anything is canon if youre brave enough
apocalypsenw: Get it cause it sucks...
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
CataclysmicReverb: @tehcrashxor You mean Mass Effect? Yeah I think Halo married her
Keab42: @tehcrashxor Yup, and then sent her back in time to work in Windows 10.
Loonatic93: Sulfurous Springs is my nickname after a few too many bowls of chili.
TheWarbo: I like Cam saying "Sulfur Springs" in a cadence that expects a "Resolves"
Jovh11: Jonathan Halo of Halotop icecream
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | ({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) / As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
ThorSokar: If you're in need maybe The A-Team can help!
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
KartoffelKaiser: Ok what's your guys's opinion of Joana Overwatch in the current Overwatch meta. Like I know she's the face of the game and everything but she never shows up in competitive.
TheTunnelingCat: also playing around censor
simriel: @flatluigi I play across different LGS and with very different player levels in terms of collection or competitiveness. I need to have 6 different decks to be able to play one 'format' due to the differences between these groups
Izandai: @flatluigi Commander is the only format where you have to do that. Any two people can sit down to play a game of Standard, or Modern, or Legacy, or Pauper, and not first have to have a discussion about what is or is not "unfair". There are systemic issues with the format.
Keab42: Should have known this would be an Aristocrats deck after all.
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain | ({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)
mrshazboto: @Izandai That's been my issue, EDH takes a competitive game and attempts to tweak aspects into more of a social/cooperative game. This wouldn't be an issue if the powers that be were a bit more heavy handed in what they expected of the format. Because of lax management, the format has come to mean many things to many people. I can walk up to a playgroup and go "hey, who wants to play standard/modern/pauper/etc", and everyone knows what to expect. Walking up to a new table and going "Hey, who wan
LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
KartoffelKaiser: I believe that's what's known as a removal spell Ben.
simriel: @izandai it isn't a format. I am not saying it isn't fun, but it isn't a 'format'
KartoffelKaiser: You just played one
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Mantis Rider [URW] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | Flying, vigilance, haste
ArcOfTheConclave: !card it that betrays
LRRbot: It That Betrays [{12}] | Creature — Eldrazi [11/11] | Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents.) / Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
KartoffelKaiser: wait Mantis Rider doesn't tap for white or red?
archon458: Cam, you forgot your trigger off the cutthroat
SpicyNapalm: Plateau? my favorite philosopher Kappa
ayirbudd: wait why is commander not a format?
KartoffelKaiser: I feel lied to
flatluigi: @ayirbudd people get mad that they have to interact with the other people they're playing with
Mornish: did they get the trigger from zulaport?
Izandai: @simriel I get what you're saying, but it is a format, and that's the problem. It's one format, but there's like five different, incompatible ways people play it.
KartoffelKaiser: It's lightning angel but cheaper with one less toughness
lowman02: is ben wheeler running !card Ruhan of the Fomori :P
rarermonsters: Man, remember when "handicapped person in poorly accessible environment" was a ssuitable premise for a series of comedy short
KartoffelKaiser: please tell me Ruhan gets in this deck
Oatway_: just named by precognitive parents
CtrlUltDefeatLive: ah zack ryder the monk
Almost_Alaska: Mantis "Zack" Ryder?
simriel: @ayirbudd because you can't expect the game to always mean the same thing to different people unlike every other format
LRRbot: Xathrid Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Xathrid Necromancer or another Human creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
Izandai: @mrshazboto Precisely.
Dr_fragenstien: SAVAGE
TheWarbo: Dave Ryder?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
josh_le_crafter: Kill shot from cam
ayirbudd: katesWa katesOw
josh_le_crafter: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
lowman02: @KartoffelKaiser prolly not, the card is hilariously sweet but I don't think it gets in jeskai excepting the most aggro versions
simriel: @flatluigi I am not mat, I am explaining a fundamental flaw in commander as it currently exists
NexusVoxx: ex-necromancer
KartoffelKaiser: Cameron are you sure it was a good idea to verbally murder a man live on camera
ArcOfTheConclave: Oh yeah? Name 5 grievances.
Sibwow: YAWG WONT
Oatway_: "PLAN AHEA" for best knuckle tats
Jovh11: Thats like Shadowblayde from the Aether Revolt stories
PhoenixMelior: MEAT + EGGS is my favourite, since Wheeler likes Eggs so much
SpicyNapalm: EOT FOF GG is still one of my faves
TheWarbo: KNUK TATS
aesir_blade: VDKLN PRVLG
azureHaights: Pateradon Kanight?
Varrey: I remember the Khans of Tarkir story where the Mantis Rider's mantis got eaten by a wild phoenix, so the monk decided to train and ride the phoenix instead.
SpicyNapalm: HOLD PRIO
Izandai: @Jovh11 Shadow "Harumph" Blayde
matufin0: how do you beat the jitte
banachspacebar: Thiard's Nobody, a necromancer
Keab42: KNGT AUTM
Sibwow: XTRA FINGR
ArcOfTheConclave: @Varrey that sound sweet.
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
getgudder: you have no mana
UnknownGerm: PRIN CESS
getgudder: quit you shit wheeler
ayirbudd: his name is actually laurel
KartoffelKaiser: I *really* like Roadhog's "LEFT"
kimmiekoneko: KNUC TATS
Zombeenie: Wheeler has force of will
NexusVoxx: KNUC KLES
Zombeenie: and jitte
korvys: ANDS ONIC
SpicyNapalm: STGE DPTH
TheWarbo: THIN KING
korvys: SONI CAND
NexusVoxx: the thin king
BreadWA: Why does "nuck tats" sound gross D:
mrshazboto: @simriel @Izandai and that's the fundamental issue I have with the format. There's no reason that Recurring Nightmare should be on the list from a functionally powerlevel perspective. It's there because Sheldon doesn't like dealing with it and that's OK in a casual setting. The issue is when WotC takes what is at heart a casual way to play the game, pushes it as a full format, and leaves the moderation of the format in the hands of a third party whos only concrete idea about the format is that "
korvys: rather
tehcrashxor: BROW NS
M23R: IN TH TANK
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
kpiozero: So, Jon Bois had a really good video on the cleavland browns
Izandai: @mrshazboto Got cut off there.
TheWarbo: DAWG POUN
seemsdeece: that russian zombie token is so good
KartoffelKaiser: "3 - 1 LEAD"
mrshazboto: @Izandai ?
Izandai: Your message got cut off by the character limit.
andysoo89: I don't see how Cam is beating an active jitte here
Keab42: Would Jer get NEVR LUKY
NexusVoxx: viscous sear
Altoguy16499: poor Cam. Just can't get what he needs
Almost_Alaska: MANA LEAK
Karfsma778: I"M SORRY LITTLE BUDDY
MagisterSieran: more like mana weak!
LRRbot: Sulfur Falls | Land | Sulfur Falls enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
mrshazboto: @Izandai huh, weird. My first message to you should have had the same thing happen then
SpicyNapalm: MANA BURN
Xx_JAG_xX: i relate to cam so much right now
lowman02: oh jitte...trash heaping midrange matchups for many years :P
TheTunnelingCat: all according to keikaku
gralamin: How does Ben have 5 lands, thats like a fifth of the lands in his deck
KartoffelKaiser: "FINKS LIFE"
Altoguy16499: I'm beginning to think Cam's deck is just cursed
simriel: @mrshazboto I tend to agree. I like the format enough for playing with my friends, but even then there can be fundamental different understandings of what is 'fun' or 'powerful' The ban list needs better curated
NexusVoxx: like 6
mrshazboto: @Izandai where did it cut off
TheWarbo: !findquote curve
LRRbot: Quote #2168: "My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe." —Cameron [2016-03-26]
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banachspacebar: As it turns out, Umezawa's Jitte is real strong magic card
Izandai: @mrshazboto Your first message did also get cut off.
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m0nkeyrama: "Don't want to roast Serge"?
apocalypsenw: Cam, HoW mAnY LaNd aRe U RuNniNg?
Mattmitchell45: @TheTunnelingCat But what does keikaku mean?
mrshazboto: oh rip
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
Keab42: @mrshazboto hopefully the new advisory group will help. They got a good range from competitive spikes to casual players.
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M23R: Mix in a little bit of whiskey
m0nkeyrama: Serge loves roasts sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
LRRbot: Adarkar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
DigitalSeahorse: a little tilted
mrshazboto: That's what I get for trying to have a real conversation in twitch chat haha
Loonatic93: Umm.. It's real name is Jitte's Umezawa.
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm NOT mad!"
Izandai: @mrshazboto lol true dat
mrshazboto: And to think this all started over a joke about Recurring Nightmare
simriel: @mrshazboto it cut off after 'only concrete idea about the format'
SpicyNapalm: Cam noooo BibleThump I hope he wins round 3
Altoguy16499: Cam, how does it feel to have your deck live up to it's name?
josh_le_crafter: lrrHEART benginHeart <3
DigitalSeahorse: :D
thegatherers: thats what he gets for making fun of the browns
mrshazboto: @simriel @Izandai ah! the last part of that is "who's only concrete idea about the format is that 'it's many things to many people'"
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Lukeadoo: Keep a 6 land hand and always first pick a gold card!
Loonatic93: That's why I only keep 12-land hands.
apocalypsenw: On this episode of FNPF, we learn why Cam's deck is called The Cleveland Browns
blackwlf: But what if you get strip mined AND wastelanded?!
ayirbudd: at least cams deck stayed true to the name?
sivakrytos: so control decks need to keep 15 land hands?
mrshazboto: so nothing really important
simriel: @mrshazboto which means people just have different ideas.
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
zacharyisom: Or be a sack
Rockario: Only keep hands with 6 lands and a card you can play on turns 1-3 Kappa
TheWarbo: "I hope we learned a lesson about expecting chat not to react to a sports-reference deck name."
Dix: Ben
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Blasteg: oof
whydustin: aw cam
Zombeenie: What did someone say CLEVELAND BROWNS?
M23R: DAH BEARS
phorrestgaze: man I hate the brown for no good reason
Altoguy16499: DID SOMEONE SAY CLEVELAND BROWNS PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: Being able to sac your acceleration when you don't need it anymore seems really good
m0nkeyrama: LUL so many mistakes
m0nkeyrama: Those pros
Zombeenie: VoHiYo VoHiYo
KartoffelKaiser: I know the game is over but you guys missed lethal
kpiozero: CLEVLAND BROWNS!
m0nkeyrama: Mistakes per second at an astounding rate seabatBRAIN
Mithgar: Pros are just people who have already made all of the mistakes you're making now, and have moved on to newer, better mistakes
EOstby: Chat, on the other hand, makes no mistakes and has NO RAGERTS.
josh_le_crafter: Ooh, that's gonna be spicy!
tehcrashxor: Browns up next?
Donutholez: only bad players who are bad at naming decks. BloodTrail
thegatherers: believeland
NexusVoxx: cam lrrHEART
mrshazboto: @simriel Right, but again that's a flaw when you're pushing it as a full format. Again I can sit down and say "who wants to play pauper/modern/etc." and everyone knows what I mean
KartoffelKaiser: @Mithgar That's a really elegant way of putting that
Juliamon: And again, for those who are new since the last break:
the_thoughtful_gamer: what professionals
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Almost_Alaska: Hey, I thought Brown Town was a minotaur deck. :P
Izandai: @mrshazboto Agreed. One format cannot be the many different things people try to make Commander. It just doesn't work, as we see.
mrshazboto: @simriel basically, despite my love for it's initial design, Commander as a format has a large hurdle of "playing 20 questions THEN playing magic"
Izandai: And the result is the nonsense banlist it has.
simriel: I will play Commander with my friends who I know what they mean by the words they say
vital_force_: just got here, when are they back on?
NexusVoxx: soont (tm)
mrshazboto: @simriel @Izandai Probably why I was so in love with Brawl when it first launched...but then it sat ignored and unloved by wotc
NexusVoxx: yep im trademarking soont
Donutholez: wait, they switched lrrmtg to wednesday? sweet.
NexusVoxx: whatever that means
simriel: I try to avoid it with randoms and certain people in my LGS cause they will say 'this isn't too powerful' and then turn 5 combo win
Keab42: Did Brawl live past rotation?
simriel: brawls issue was the format was easily solved
vital_force_: @keab42 not even close
mrshazboto: @Keab42 It...exists? Technically?
xantos69: @Keab42 Brawl never lived.
simriel: kinda like Tiny Leaders
Keab42: I feel like Frontier had a longer lifespan than Brawl
vital_force_: what TF is tiny leaders
Radyin: LRRMTG is not moving to Wednesday.
mrshazboto: @Keab42 it sits in that weird twilight where it's possible that WotC will release some kind of product for it with War of the Spark, but if they don't it's definitely dead
mrshazboto: @vital_force_ EDH but everything is 3CMC or less
KartoffelKaiser: The big trouble with brawl for me was the lack of a variety of commanders. Like if I wanted to play Sultai I *had* to play Muldrotha.
vital_force_: thanks
prufrock1977: What is next week’s FNPF?
Keab42: Tiny Leaders is great. It's commander but you can only play cards with 3 CMC or less.
TheMandrew: war of the spark feels like a perfect set for brawl
mrshazboto: @vital_force_ there might have been one other change but I don't remember
MrBurrito: Tiny Leaders got really old really quick.
mrshazboto: But yeah, if they don't release something for Brawl with War of the Spark, format's dead as a door nail
NexusVoxx: is it still 40 life and multiplayer?
simriel: 60 card deck, 20 life. CMC 3 or less
MrBurrito: TL allows any 3cmc PW as a commander as well
simriel: 1v1
MrBurrito: 50 card deck, 25 life. iirc
KartoffelKaiser: Tibalt Commander PogChamp
simriel: and it got solved REAL fast.
Keab42: 36 new Planeswalkers. That'll shake up Brawl right?
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saydlen: Yeah, TL had a baaaaad meta
mrshazboto: @simriel thanks, I knew I was forgetting something. It was basically an attempt at 'fixing' French EDH
vital_force_: elves seems like it would be good in that format
korvys: Yooooo!
AquariumPrime: Its a Ben vs Alex!
simriel: elves was fine Jeskai Counterburn was better
vital_force_: or merfolk 🤔
phorrestgaze: roada rolla da
AlchemicalPanda: yeah ben and alex!
mrshazboto: @Keab42 I'm hoping. The problem is getting people interested again after the format sat unloved since...well...they introduced it
grgriffin3: Look, Mabel is behind on her rent, we need to motivate her.
josh_le_crafter: Alex pls
MrBurrito: Geist was OP. Varolz also OP
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Rockario: Break was just long enough to get to the "But Wait!" before G talks about the new show. I am in suspense
SuperGiraffe: Howdy nerds
azureHaights: Ah, the Doom Diet
NathanJay_GA: jesus christ
blackwlf: So I says to Mabel, I says POW right in the kisser.
thraximore: yeah boy!
Dix: PoP is INSANE
TheManaLeek: Ben's on mono-red? Mah boi!
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
simriel: you played all the good removals, the counters and the dudes
Keab42: Honestly the best thing for Brawl would be Arena support.
Squiidd_pope: ALEX SENSES TINGLING
simriel: brawls is too easily solved
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NexusVoxx: like gitrog?
Altoguy16499: what's froglock?
AllTheoryNoPractice: Frogue
grgriffin3: The Price of Progress is actually very, very high.
Squiidd_pope: Hello everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: aww
azureHaights: @Squiidd_pope What kind of tingling does Alex sense?
Keab42: Left side bringing it back to parity.
blackwlf: Excuse me?
gd311: Wow
Dr_fragenstien: ooh
gd311: Thanks alex
Dix: Fog Frog
tehcrashxor: TOS
sivakrytos: tos
KinoGami: spore frog!
sing_o_muse: !card genesis
LRRbot: Genesis [4G] | Creature — Incarnation [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Genesis is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE
grgriffin3: So it's a Dragon Sleeper.
sing_o_muse: !card Spore frog
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Donutholez: fog every turn
KinoGami: i had a deck built around spore frog
m0nkeyrama: The fog frog :o
simriel: card pool is too low so that there is a Best single 60 cards very easily
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Keab42: Pauper has a deck that frog locks you with Tortured Existence.
Fletcherizer: Trogdor!
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Squiidd_pope: @azurehaights the kind of tingling that happens when you get too close to a radioactive payload
DigitalSeahorse: I think I've got a spore frog.....some card with a lot of frogs
LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Grim Flayer deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of your library. Put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest back on top of your library in any order. / Delirium — Grim Flayer gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
TheWarbo: Skulk Lamp
NexusVoxx: Pauper Tortex is where its at
shurtal: burninating the countryside
Willbrannon: Skullclamp in burn??
LRRbot: Volcanic Hammer [1R] | Sorcery | Volcanic Hammer deals 3 damage to any target.
NrgSpoon: i'm happy to join you people live after catching up to the two rounds i missed in double speed
Professor_Rakor: There's too many words on this upside bear.
Keab42: @nexusvoxx It's a sweet deck
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) / Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.
The_Passerby: @Alex, is Grim Flayer's clock only made of gloves? and if it is only made of gloves, would it be more scary if those gloves were only one side?
grgriffin3: Bwall Lightning!
Dix: What a shiny boll
Squiidd_pope: Ballin lighting
MrBurrito: whoa, red Groundbreaker
MrBurrito: :P
AllTheoryNoPractice: ADVICE: Win the game. The most efficient method at time of writing is to use cards.
Izandai: Alex what did you discard?
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
phorrestgaze: bwuwu witning
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Squiidd_pope: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
LRRbot: Rune-Scarred Demon [5BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / When Rune-Scarred Demon enters the battlefield, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Izandai: I have questions.
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginLol
LRRbot: Centaur Garden | Land | {T}: Add {G}. Centaur Garden deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {G}, {T}, Sacrifice Centaur Garden: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
Mox_Hagdorm: Is Groundbreaker worth playing in green?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Try to avoid being gruesomely killed.
thraximore: good advice
Izandai: !card groundbreaker
LRRbot: Groundbreaker [GGG] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Groundbreaker.
Squiidd_pope: Ah, the demonic tutor with an actual demon
Mox_Hagdorm: Sage advice
Baldrash: Sound advice, Bot.
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, instead you may put exactly three cards from the top of your library into your graveyard. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, draw a card.)
ContingentCat: solid adice there LRRbot
Squiidd_pope: LETS BREAK IT GROUND
MrBurrito: you can Berserk is for some good damage
LRRbot: Skullcrack [1R] | Instant | Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
korvys: Nice shirt, Alex
Squiidd_pope: Loaming, loaming, loaming
nickelbolas1234: !sir
Altoguy16499: ben got a little flooded this game
Altoguy16499: that's no fun
TheManaLeek: Skullclump is insane in burn
Squiidd_pope: Such is the plight of mono red
Willbrannon: Jeebus ben is flood
Mox_Hagdorm: Loaming, loaming, loaming, waow!
Dix: Burn definitely needs card draw and its great for that
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I thought ben had exactly 3 mana that turn
Altoguy16499: @TheManaLeek isn't any amount of draw insane in burn?
BreadWA: Don't let this burn deck fool you, I think its a shell for single colored storm and Ben is pulling a fast one on us :o
Fletcherizer: if Ben is flooding I guess we find out if Alex is Master Chief
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
TheManaLeek: @Altoguy16499 Basically :D
LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Grim Flayer deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of your library. Put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest back on top of your library in any order. / Delirium — Grim Flayer gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
azureHaights: 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, 16 makes lethal
lowman02: idk, think the best burn spread is Black lotus and mox, but clamp is def a powerful card
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Brimstone Volley [2R] | Instant | Brimstone Volley deals 3 damage to any target. / Morbid — Brimstone Volley deals 5 damage to that permanent or player instead if a creature died this turn.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost 3 or less.
Squiidd_pope: Clamp is good for turning tokens into cards, and 0/2s into 2/1s
KartoffelKaiser: That was a sweet line
thegatherers: does a ball lightning have a skull?
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Dix: S P I C E
Squiidd_pope: How abrupt
KartoffelKaiser: uh oh
thraximore: oh no
Dr_fragenstien: that's still good, it means not taking volley to the face
grgriffin3: Dead!
Squiidd_pope: THE MOON
KartoffelKaiser: I don't see green mana
Awexdio: Alex is now on Jund
SamanthaVess: We Rakdos now
MrBurrito: clamp turns 2/2 double strikers into 3/1 double strikers
Izandai: @Squiidd_pope I would contend that it's much better at turning 0/2s into 1/1s.
LRRbot: Fulminator Mage [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Elemental Shaman [2/2] | Sacrifice Fulminator Mage: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Keab42: Alex definitely needed that red mana
Dix: yeyeye
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
SamanthaVess: LUL
grgriffin3: NICE
josh_le_crafter: Got em!
UnknownGerm: I mean...
MrBurrito: hehehehe
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dix: hue hue hue hue
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Perfect
Squiidd_pope: @izandai that’s what I said Kappa
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
PatFromIT: Noice
Donutholez: suddenly, no green
azureHaights: Sac the Mage to blow up Ben's Blood Moo -- oh
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
TheWarbo: that was great
Izandai: @Squiidd_pope katesSass
Squiidd_pope: Woof
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • Goad target creature that player controls. / • Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
The_Passerby: How much cosplay is Young Pizzy?
azureHaights: (wait no it's an enchant shut up i'm tired)
The_Passerby: Like that seems like a budget cosplay
thegatherers: So, Alex, Ben, what are your opinions on the Cleveland Browns?
mrshazboto: Uhhh....
Izandai: @thegatherers NO
The_Passerby: Chat, shame Young Pizzy for not having a better cosplay. Gatekeep him because his elementals are a weird size.
the_one_and_only_kim: I really like that attack
mrshazboto: I have questions about swinging with Pizzle
Fruan: For some reason I always think Magus of the Moon is a 3/3, but that would be way too good.
Squiidd_pope: The kind of cosplay you could make with a quick trip to the wallgreens I imagine
mrshazboto: but hey w/e
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
BreadWA: @LoadingReadyRun Alex, I think the best counter to this - would be to add more red cards PogChamp
Izandai: GOTTEM
UnknownGerm: REKT
Squiidd_pope: The green sun!
DigitalSeahorse: allenThink allenClap
Dix: OH BB
KartoffelKaiser: YO
SpicyNapalm: PogChamp
Blasteg: lmao
thraximore: valuuueeeeee
KartoffelKaiser: YOOOO
josh_le_crafter: Wut!
e_bloc: wrecked
Izandai: SUCCESS
MuffinsOnAHill: YES!!!!
Squiidd_pope: WOT
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab
Keab42: Ben got there
Baldrash: We would've also accepted Boggart Ram-Gang.
LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
banachspacebar: Holy crap, the situation where GSZ shuffling twice matters!
Squiidd_pope: DUUUUUDE
Izandai: Amazing.
kumatsu: seabatBRAIN
ToshiChan_: So that's why GSZ says shuffle twice...
Radyin: Does that work that way? Doesn’t he get the land twice?
agi_lily: !decklists
Willbrannon: Ben you need to play medium or big red. You flood too much to play burn
Izandai: @ToshiChan_ It certainly is. katesLol
sing_o_muse: see, Ben needs to run like, only 16 lands
LRRbot: Ravenous Chupacabra [2BB] | Creature — Beast Horror [2/2] | When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
NexusVoxx: @Radyin the land is exiled, then its no longer the top card of the library, so another card is exiled
DigitalSeahorse: mhmmmm
sing_o_muse: be more like the other ben
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
Squiidd_pope: That maniac needs better dental care
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Squiidd_pope: CHUPATHINGY
thraximore: alas poor chupa
mrshazboto: WOW Granzo putting in work
Radyin: @nexusvoxx Ah, that makes sense. Missed the exile.
MuffinsOnAHill: Grenzo is gas.
Blasteg: is tat elves ping lethal?
ThirdOf5: benginBurn benginRage
Luminaire_p: Could have also maybe been Burning-Tree Emissary?
Squiidd_pope: Holy moly
josh_le_crafter: benginBurn
DoodlestheGreat: Tatterbuttmunch?
TheManaLeek: Grenzo was wild..
SpicyNapalm: Magus of le Moon
LackingSanity_: I love janky red draw
TheManaLeek: I need to look at that card more
Dr_fragenstien: I didn't realize it was any creature, not just grenzo. very good!
thegatherers: Paul, what is your opinion on the cleveland browns?
NexusVoxx: must attack. thats it
senshi5609: i forget its opponents library
EncanisMal3k: My friend plays an EDH deck with that Grenzo at the Helm- It's a massive pain in the ass.
DigitalSeahorse: allenHeart allenTen allenHeart
Dr_fragenstien: it's another player if able.
ContingentCat: Did Ben get a haircut recently? Looks good.
EOstby: Yeah, it just has to attack.
ballesta25: There's two restrictions, so you have to do as much as possible
josh_le_crafter: Yeah, ben lookin suave
mrshazboto: "If the creature can't attack a player other than you, then it must attack you or a planeswalker if it can. This is most likely when the game is down to two players."
AchillesAndTortoise: provoke is must block
ballesta25: And since you can't fulfill the "attack someone else" in two player...
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun It adds 2 restrictions - Must attack if able, and attack someone else if able - When attacking you have to meet as many restrictions as possible (in 1v1, that's the attack part)
Zhedor: provoke forces blocks doesn't it?
Izandai: When Jeering Homunculus enters the battlefield, you may goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
lowman02: @Zhedor yessir
Pharmacistjudge: yeah provoke is a forced block
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey, its an alex!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hello!
DigitalSeahorse: allenHaha allenHaha allenHaha
MrBurrito: provoke untaps a dude to make it block too
Squiidd_pope: Remember when Alex feline swiped his own phone off the table?
Izandai: Yes. "Interesting." That's a good word for True-Name–goddammit.
Dix: Also the best time to give it a foil
LastResistance: Provoke?
lowman02: @Zhedor untaps critter and it must block, however dorks and other activated cards can fade it
rarermonsters: I love True Name Nemesis because he's the busted card that lets me get away with running a UB Faeries deck
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave sergeHeart cat swipe
korvys: I mean, the words Goad and Provoke are similar...
LastResistance: although that makes them block not attack
circusofkirkus: seabatYIKES
Fletcherizer: milling into the shadowrealm here
kumatsu: Oof goes on the stack
PigmyWurm: provoke is kind of like goad, but not the same. There is the old siren ability
thegatherers: theres the card finagle
Squiidd_pope: Oof resolves
Keab42: Is Alex on the Wheeler land plan?
Biggnate1988: What game is this
NexusVoxx: r3g2
lowman02: !card nettling imp
LRRbot: Nettling Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/1] | {T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate this ability only during an opponent's turn, before attackers are declared.
lowman02: OG goad
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Biggnate1988: Dang im so late i didnt get notification
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Squiidd_pope: Btw, anybody look at the point spreads for these 2 bois?
LRRbot: Jackal Pup [R] | Creature — Jackal [2/1] | Whenever Jackal Pup is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.
Izandai: Huh. Nettling Imp + a tapper = kill a creature every turn.
gamercat88: where my dawgs at?
Altoguy16499: puppo doggo
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
Lavashot449: Chat, who won game 3 of Serge v Jer?
NexusVoxx: where?
Squiidd_pope: OG jackal dogo
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug dazzaaLove
Izandai: Thank you MaRo.
josh_le_crafter: Nice
KartoffelKaiser: Godspeed, Mark Rosewater
Fletcherizer: As good as drill bit
DorkmasterFlek: MaRo flavour text Kreygasm
PigmyWurm: thanks Maro
Keab42: Best flavour text
AlchemicalPanda: wait... why a mesa?
EOstby: Best flavor text.
KinoGami: that is my second favourite green flavour text
KinoGami: next to root greevil
azureHaights: A strong proponent of the 2-Drop Amendment
SpectralData: I want a banana this big
Squiidd_pope: Love you maro
lowman02: gorilla titan...also on point
Karfsma778: @KinoGami Enormous Baloth, though
Izandai: !card root greevil
LRRbot: Root Greevil [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | {2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Root Greevil: Destroy all enchantments of the color of your choice.
LRRbot: Eidolon of the Great Revel [RR] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever a player casts a spell with converted mana cost 3 or less, Eidolon of the Great Revel deals 2 damage to that player.
Izandai: !flavor root greevil
SpicyNapalm: gorilla titan great
Izandai: dang
KartoffelKaiser: The root of all greevil PogChamp
Squiidd_pope: Greevil
LRRbot: Cabal Pit | Land | {T}: Add {B}. Cabal Pit deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Cabal Pit: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
KinoGami: Izandai "it's the root of all greevils"
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
lowman02: Alex's deck has a ton of block cards
lobiax: shouldnt ben be at 18 for cracking the mesa?
Izandai: @KinoGami Goddammit.
MilesNaismith3: !flavor reparations
zacharyisom: One more off fetch ben
Squiidd_pope: Yooo I play this boi in my pauper dexk
LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. Barbarian Ring deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbarian Ring: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate this ability only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
Squiidd_pope: Deck*
ThirdOf5: shouldn't Ben be at 18 off Mesa?
Lavashot449: 18 for fetching
Lavashot449: JUDGE
thraximore: nice they both got pain lands
Squiidd_pope: lrrJUDGE
josh_le_crafter: Go to cheat step
Lavashot449: Chat got it agaib
redheckmen: i saw that magus
Karfsma778: @Izandai Big fan of Enormous Baloth's text myself. "Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."
Loonatic93: Sure is a lot of Prophecy in here.
Altoguy16499: I always felt the eidolen of great revel got mad when you cast little things so it burned you
DanielsWorlds: put um in a body bag
Izandai: @Karfsma778 That's a good one.
redheckmen: magus of the moon OP scoops
Dix: Gotta love the Threshold pain lands
LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) / Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.
m0nkeyrama: Shoot, when did we stop calling him Ben Kappa
azureHaights: How do you spell that groan
Squiidd_pope: BALLING OUT
Lavashot449: Chat, who won game 3 of Jer and Serge rooThink rooThink
Fletcherizer: absolute baller
Dix: I love how much cleaner the promo Ball Lightning looks without all teh reminder text
Donutholez: ben's baiting out removal to protect the magus
lowman02: @Lavashot449 Jer got serge
lobiax: Jer
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
SpicyNapalm: @lavashot449 Jer, watch the vod is great
grgriffin3: WELP
Keab42: @lavashot449 some say it's still going
Squiidd_pope: OH NOOOO
Izandai: !card Reckless Cohort has my favorite flavor text
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Aceplayer46: Oh no
EncanisMal3k: I can count to red\
Izandai: dang it
flatluigi: alex is so dead
m0nkeyrama: oof
Izandai: !card reckless cohort
LRRbot: Reckless Cohort [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior Ally [2/2] | Reckless Cohort attacks each combat if able unless you control another Ally.
MuffinsOnAHill: Hooray for symmetrical cards.
e_bloc: well this won't be a long game
redheckmen: looks more like mono red cube deck
maxcollazo: stream over
Professor_Rakor: Alex does not yet know how much his head should be in his hands.
Lavashot449: @lowman02 Thanks buddy, making twitch and the discord a bit easier sergeHeart sergeHolyMoly sergeFriend
Mox_Hagdorm: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
m0nkeyrama: The vortex seabatYIKES
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Squiidd_pope: I rate that OOF/10
lowman02: Alex ditches whole hand on mongrel get him
Izandai: WARNING, FEELS AHEAD: "You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."
tehcrashxor: You know, Ben's probably just playing burn here so that he doesn't have to stay late like the last couple times.
azureHaights: What color is it the second time?
Karfsma778: Yes
kumatsu: Puce is a blood red
DigitalSeahorse: benginWat
NexusVoxx: its like purple ish?
Altoguy16499: is this eidolen just going to kill ben now?
UnknownGerm: I thought puce was a pale green?
TheWarbo: Did Cam and Alex coordinate on bringing puce in as a color in magic?
Squiidd_pope: Ah monsters inc jokes
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.
AchillesAndTortoise: did ben take damage from vortex?
azureHaights: It is the color of flea's blood. No, really.
bloodybighead: leave the puce!
lowman02: dredge back thug build up yard to kill blocker with pits and win the game
coelopteryx: puce is named after the sort of dried blood red splotch left by a flea, presumably a dead flea
Willbrannon: That attack was genius from alex
Adamantcheese: spicy game
Loonatic93: I think Ben goosled himself.
lowman02: @Willbrannon was his only play
SpicyNapalm: LANG UAGE
Donutholez: shoulda blocked gg
MechaKuuga: GOOFBALLS
azureHaights: You hecked up! You hecked up!
Squiidd_pope: Ben deep in the tank
coelopteryx: or more like flea droppings, or something
e_bloc: yeah that's game
Squiidd_pope: Hopefully that tank is an M1 Abrams
ContingentCat: wait really, I always thought puce was like beige, unless you'r saying flea blood is beige
LonelyTex: YO
LonelyTex: I heard I got called out
thraximore: YASSSSSS
KartoffelKaiser: So GOOD
Dr_fragenstien: Eidolon and vortex is like a game of high speed chicken, but you don't want to be playing chicken with most green creatures
grgriffin3: What a pull-back!
josh_le_crafter: Dang
flatluigi: good shit
SirBiffaloEsq: I have summoned a LonelyTex
Adamantcheese: lrrHORN
Dix: LonelyTex for the Tattermunge tech
Squiidd_pope: WOW
Mox_Hagdorm: @coelopteryx I thought flea droppings were a rusty brown. Either way, eww.
SpicyNapalm: PogChamp ALEX FINESSED IT
maxcollazo: why no cast blood moon creature
fishmanfishfish: we still love you
josh_le_crafter: spicy games
ThirdOf5: benginRip
Baldrash: Ben wanted an actual game where Alex isn't just locked out.
DigitalSeahorse: puce is between blood and easter purple ....so like after the murder bunny in Monty Python's Holy Grail attacked everyone then layed some eggs in it
NexusVoxx: it eidolons yourself
LonelyTex: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rarermonsters: These are the matches you show people who think burn is easy
NrgSpoon: puce is the color you think chartreuse is
zacharyisom: Ulmer talking like a control player
Mox_Hagdorm: Ahh. According to TheWarbo's link, I was right, and it is called....puce. There it is.
DigitalSeahorse: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
MechaKuuga: Is this League sponsored by Yellowjacket? Are there prizes?
LRRbot: Falkenrath Gorger [R] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/1] | Each Vampire creature card you own that isn't on the battlefield has madness. The madness cost is equal to its mana cost. (If you discard a card with madness, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
bloodybighead: this is a singleton format, right?
CyberCypher: dayRed dayRed dayRed
josh_le_crafter: Umm, alex that is now where you keep mountains
lighting_bolt_123: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:16.
Izandai: Alex your hand is face up.
Mox_Hagdorm: We're having a rather weird sidebar convo, aren't we? Lol
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Squiidd_pope: BEEP BEEP
josh_le_crafter: Loose plays
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
azureHaights: Proceed to Alex step
PigmyWurm: I need to go to bed soon, fortunately one of these decks is burn so this will probably go quick
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
Squiidd_pope: here comes the pain train
josh_le_crafter: Alex lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART
ContingentCat: @NrgSpoon no it isn't, I remember chartreuse as that horrible color I hate between green and yellow that was inexplicably popular for a while
Mox_Hagdorm: Best Elves of Deep Shadow
BreadWA: How many cheat steps just happened D:
Loonatic93: It's the Goth Elves!
UnknownGerm: that art for elves is real good
Banrael: cheer100 Made it here before it ended, yay
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
tehcrashxor: Serge just uses weighted dice, but forgets which ones are which.
LRRbot: Volcanic Hammer [1R] | Sorcery | Volcanic Hammer deals 3 damage to any target.
Squiidd_pope: Hammer
rarermonsters: Elves of the Deep Web
DigitalSeahorse: ooooo hammer
Squiidd_pope: OWLhammerdown
azureHaights: Nine! It's odds!
ulexarX: That's a 9, take damage
LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) / Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.
Squiidd_pope: I forgot I got that emote last year
sing_o_muse: I never understood why Hammer was an instant and not an artifact
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM R
e_bloc: Ben is such a baller
Blasteg: oof
Donutholez: sooo... alex just need to gain life to kill ben right now. lol
grgriffin3: Ball Lightning MVP.
Squiidd_pope: BALLIN
SamanthaVess: Skullclamp is much fairer with toughness reduction 4Head
lighting_bolt_123: did someone say BALL LIGHTINING
ThirdOf5: the valuuue
DorkmasterFlek: Oh Skullclamp...
fishmanfishfish: benginBurn
Squiidd_pope: HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN
LonelyTex: BALL LIGHTNING
LonelyTex: MY BOI
MechaKuuga: someone post the clip
sivakrytos: that's a sick skullclamping
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play land cards from your graveyard.
DorkmasterFlek: Chugga chugga GET EM
ballesta25: Magus of the Crucible!
Donutholez: well
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
KartoffelKaiser: A blocker PogChamp
Squiidd_pope: OOF
KartoffelKaiser: oh no it cant block
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • Goad target creature that player controls. / • Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
NexusVoxx: zorch
Izandai: You wanna tap mana for that Chain Lightning Ben?
tehfewl: is that a fresh haircut Ben? looks good!
Mage24365: Chain costs 1
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
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KartoffelKaiser: B I G O O F
the_one_and_only_kim: pay for Chain Lightning?
LonelyTex: G R E N Z O
sing_o_muse: oof
TheTunnelingCat: I hate how chain lightning is on mtgo. its like, "would you like to pay RR?" yes, i would, but i am very unable
Squiidd_pope: so Ben is clearly playing mono-OOF Agro
nic_nax96: He cant cast it
Xx_JAG_xX: F
DigitalSeahorse: :O
azureHaights: Ben-cheat-neering?
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES
Fletcherizer: cheat step
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor
KartoffelKaiser: @nic_nax96 Grenzo fixes the mana for you
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
josh_le_crafter: benginTraitor Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
UnknownGerm: Ben's hair is looking great tonight
Squiidd_pope: WITNESS!!!
Squiidd_pope: All shiny and not foil
azureHaights: Sorry, I'm just a simple man, I see pun, I make it
LRRbot: Legion Loyalist [R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | Haste / Battalion — Whenever Legion Loyalist and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.
PigmyWurm: this is late night league, everyone is cheat-steping
Mithgar: There's no way for Red Burn to deal 3 damage through blockers, is there?
m0nkeyrama: No Witnesses seabatBRAIN
nic_nax96: @KartoffelKaiser true but he forgot to pay for chain lighting
Izandai: 4
Squiidd_pope: I think that this might be the end of things
Donutholez: elves of deep pain over here
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuuuuu
lowman02: legion loyalist FS...rough beats
Soggypizza: "oh wait you're dead" the BM
KartoffelKaiser: @nic_nax96 And then he did and still had enough mana to cast the spell
Izandai: WOW
sing_o_muse: ooooooooof
MechaKuuga: LUL
Blasteg: everything has first strike
CyberCypher: dayRed dayRed dayRed dayRed dayRed
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SpicyNapalm: Lul
grgriffin3: CRUSHING
LonelyTex: YES BEN
NathanJay_GA: Never. Look.
e_bloc: lrrWOW
SpicyNapalm: Por Alex
LonelyTex: YES
lowman02: never look
solemn_storm: NEVER LOOK
Izandai: katesWa katesOw
BiancaTree: F
grgriffin3: ALWAYS LOOK
josh_le_crafter: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
maxcollazo: thats why its called red deck WINS
ThirdOf5: f
Boros_Burger_Battalion: biggest oof
Altoguy16499: !card obstinant baloth
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
AirTony7: PJSalt
Mox_Hagdorm: Always look
m0nkeyrama: Nice wins, Ben benginDab
korvys: !schedule
LRRbot: The streaming schedule is getting a revamp on March 31! Check this video for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x81FDUH8-E Or if you just want to see the schedule itself, http://lrr.cc/2019schedule
LRRbot: Noxious Gearhulk [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace / When Noxious Gearhulk enters the battlefield, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Squiidd_pope: WOOF
ThirdOf5: poor Alex
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah it ain't called "Red Deck Loses"
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
NathanJay_GA: Ben burninates the countryside
Mox_Hagdorm: I always look at the next five after a game
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no −1/−1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a −1/−1 counter on it.)
LRRbot: Demon of Dark Schemes [3BBB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Demon of Dark Schemes enters the battlefield, all other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever another creature dies, you get {E} (an energy counter). / {2}{B}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped.
BiancaTree: Woo Spore Frog
LRRbot: Obstinate Baloth [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | When Obstinate Baloth enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Obstinate Baloth, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
zacharyisom: Ben dabbin on em allllll
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
MostCallMe__Tim: you guys ended on time?!?!?!?!
Blasteg: Round 4?
sivakrytos: can't play finks in a green-black deck serge :P
Mox_Hagdorm: Aww, Cam
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART
Aceplayer46: Poor Cameron
Squiidd_pope: No bonus game?
theonlyangelx: benginHeart theonl45Heart lrrHEART
azureHaights: Engage Maximum Flunge
EncanisMal3k: M A X I M U M M A G I C
Keab42: I'm rooting for Cam to beat Serge
DigitalSeahorse: YES :D
Mox_Hagdorm: lrrAWW
josh_le_crafter: Go cam!
SpicyNapalm: Friends? Kappa FeelsBadMan
CyberCypher: we GayPride Can anyways
zacharyisom: Cam cakes lets goooooo
LRRbot: Genesis [4G] | Creature — Incarnation [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Genesis is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
NathanJay_GA: Right. Good night, and good luck, everyone!
AlphaEcho4: link in chat?
Dix: lrr.cc/canleague
flatluigi: it's not public
Izandai: !card wonder
LRRbot: Wonder [3U] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Flying / As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
sing_o_muse: we nee permission plox
okwhatisthis: spreadsheet is private
AlphaEcho4: ty dix
vital_force_: PowerUpL CrreamAwk PowerUpR
PhoenixMelior: not public
Welbog: SIR
Baldrash: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
tehcrashxor: TOS
TheWarbo: That link says I need to request permission @LoadingReadyRun
AlphaEcho4: It's private
Izandai: !card glory
LRRbot: Glory [3WW] | Creature — Incarnation [3/3] | Flying / {2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate this ability only if Glory is in your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: Dix ...google says I need permission?
AlphaEcho4: :(
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
upsco001: Link requires permission?
Mox_Hagdorm: Yeah, it's not public
simriel: !card spore frog
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Dix: Not my fault
Dix: lol
Mox_Hagdorm: Yay for fixing! :)
corran__horn: I am super excited about the long game BTW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK
Lucifer9783: lrrbot command in future for leage standings?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cloud Souls.
m0nkeyrama: Dark Cloud 2: Spheda plus more
PhoenixMelior: I thought he was playing Sekiro?
Mox_Hagdorm: Same thing
Lucifer9783: league*
whydustin: love the highlander content guys
aesir_blade: Adam is playing Sekiro on tuesday
vital_force_: !record
TheWarbo: ben why
MuffinsOnAHill: the hottest of takes.
Dix: BTW a BIG reminder that there is a NEW STREAM SCHEDULE starting in April
LoadingReadyRun: try it now
NrgSpoon: they both have item chests
stevestein: Alex, I agree
flatluigi: the last new day
xantos69: cheer50 Ben your logic is 100% flawless.
niccus: that video went up, about the upcoming new streaming schedule
m0nkeyrama: Yep, Sekiro on Tuesday
DigitalSeahorse: allenClap allenClap allenClap
SquirrelEarl: The last new day, rip
ThorSokar: Deamon's Souls would like to have a word with you
m0nkeyrama: Big schedule change!
Izandai: All shook uip.
Juliamon: !schedule
LRRbot: The streaming schedule is getting a revamp on March 31! Check this video for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x81FDUH8-E Or if you just want to see the schedule itself, http://lrr.cc/2019schedule
EncanisMal3k: Adam/Alex/Cam for Sekiro yes please
Izandai: *up
ContingentCat: The new calendar sounds good
TheWarbo: http://lrr.cc/canleague works now
theonlyangelx: Darian is playing Sekiro right now
simriel: both of the chests can be mimics
theonlyangelx: looks real pretty!
vital_force_: all every chest are mimic
Rockario: I've watched the video all the way up to the new show reveal, so I am trapped in suspense
simriel: punch every chest
Dix: Based Heather
theonlyangelx: lrrHEART fablei1Heart elfunkHeart foxmarLOVE lunarj1Heart sergeHeart katesHeart slytqHeart benginHeart atlasH theonl45Heart
ContingentCat: Alex that glass so close to the edge of the table is making me nervous
vital_force_: all the punch of chest
PhoenixMelior: She deserves it! *clap clap clapclapclap*
DigitalSeahorse: :O Alex just flipped birb at chat! mister165Wave
stevestein: Hodor Noder Sunday
DigitalSeahorse: xD
lighting_bolt_123: Alex we want you in dice friends!
josh_le_crafter: Better sausage
ContingentCat: No. lrrAWW
TheWarbo: Alex definitely upping the catlikeness edging the glass towards the edge
vital_force_: every chest needing punch
flatluigi: tasty hostages?
DigitalSeahorse: allenHaha allenClap
Blasteg: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:02 PM
PhoenixMelior: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 77 (new subscribers: 30, returning subscribers: 46, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 900, new followers: 38
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Izandai: @ContingentCat I'm nervous about the glass being so close to the cards.
BURRITOSlolos: He really wants to leave
vital_force_: it's 12:02 over here yikes
Izandai: "My dog wasn't that shaggy."
tagrath subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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TheWarbo: It's a Wiggins that enters with X +1/+1 counters
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
red_shoes_jeff: lrrFRUMP "Let's go find two more!"
josh_le_crafter: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
ContingentCat: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrFRUMP sergeHeart
josh_le_crafter: They're multiplying!
LadyAtarka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LadyAtarka: I made it just in time!!!!!! Hello friends!!!!
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Izandai: Thank you, Alex.
red_shoes_jeff is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 85 in the channel!
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DigitalSeahorse: so pretty
Almost_Alaska: Johnny Bravo was a show.
josh_le_crafter: Wow
ContingentCat: katesBoosh
Izandai: oh my god alex
flatluigi: alex don't eat your cards
Izandai: what the shit
josh_le_crafter: Alex pls
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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JRandomHacker: I haven't hit this button in a while...
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Banrael: Just eating value
heinzes_dadaesthetic: lolol
xantos69: We lose more moxen that way...
Mox_Hagdorm: Tasty Magical cards!
ContingentCat: does someone need to get the spray bottle?
josh_le_crafter: Because we love you
SuperWill1234: aww, how nice @red_shoes_jeff ! lytCUTE
Izandai: Alex MaRo discusses this on his blog like once a week at least.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe cause we love Alex funnies
red_shoes_jeff: @SuperWill1234 benginFingers
SuperWill1234: @red_shoes_jeff lytSHADES
josh_le_crafter: lrrHEART benginHeart Alex benginHeart lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart lrrDARK lrrHEART ferociousPride slytqHeart
heinzes_dadaesthetic: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK elfunkHeart allenHeart allenBlove xidikuHeart
red_shoes_jeff: lrrHEART lrrDARK sergeHeart benginHeart critroleHeart
steampunkjesus gifted a Tier 1 sub to Adorabold! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, adorabold! (Today's storm count: 86)
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart benginHeart dazzaaLove sergeHeart
silenceaux: Well, you said the name
josh_le_crafter: LRRopoly you say?
Almost_Alaska: LRR Settlers of Catan?
chickenace11: you just turn it into something given away at DB
josh_le_crafter: settLRRs of catan?
Baldrash: You just put it on the set and never touch it after the Mail Time.
josh_le_crafter: dang paul
josh_le_crafter: I was just about to say that
Almost_Alaska: I'm a what? o.O
Almost_Alaska: Where did my like, 40 months go?
red_shoes_jeff: GET IN THE SEA: Go directly to The Sea. Do not pass The Moonbase. Do not collect 200 DBloons.
josh_le_crafter: Alex, we love you!
Mox_Hagdorm: Capitalism is fine. Unfettered capitalism is something else entirely.
RuiFaleiro subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
RuiFaleiro: <3 you nerds
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, RuiFaleiro! (Today's storm count: 87)
TheWarbo: What about LRR-themed atmosfear?
DigitalSeahorse: I love Alex's shirt :D
Oecking: Oh yeah. Atmoslrr would be rad.
banachspacebar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, banachspacebar! (Today's storm count: 88)
josh_le_crafter: SettLRRs of catan, just for the pun!
secretbranch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, secretbranch! (Today's storm count: 89)
red_shoes_jeff: J U M P S C A R E !
Almost_Alaska: SettLRRs of Snorsh. :)
josh_le_crafter: lrrHEART benginHeart <3
LadyAtarka: Awww thanks Ben benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
josh_le_crafter: Steampunk jesus is a great username
steampunkjesus: @josh_le_crafter thank you <3
m0nkeyrama: LUL
josh_le_crafter: LOL
RuiFaleiro: I believe Alex there is the closest I've heard to the proper pronunciation of my name.
xantos69: Surge is not me.
josh_le_crafter: Got em!
orionsrise1: Serge!
dragonbretheren subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dragonbretheren! (Today's storm count: 90)
m0nkeyrama: Serge! sergeHi sergeHi
ThorSokar: ya gotta watch out for those secret branches
heinzes_dadaesthetic: YAY CAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
RuiFaleiro: NOOOO Spoilers!
josh_le_crafter: Ayy!
mastershake29x: thank you serge for being awesome
stevestein: Quick, someone gift-sub to Serge
Almost_Alaska: Points to Cameron!
josh_le_crafter: Woohoo!
RuiFaleiro: I have yet to go back to the VOD.
vital_force_: it's okay we love you serge
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeIntoTheSea katesLol
Oecking: Yeees! Cameron! lrrHEART
SuperWill1234: ooh, sick lytDORF
josh_le_crafter: <3 serge
banachspacebar: Midway through game one, right?
Viewers_Like_You: Serge confirmed to be a Pokémon
ContingentCat: sergeHeart sergeHeart
ThorSokar: even the Browns get a win once in a while
red_shoes_jeff: Hooray! Cam won. Off camera...
addietude: AHHHH
TheWarbo: Maaaaaybe
ThePerrBearr: do we ever!
LadyAtarka: Yeah I like you all
ContingentCat: sure...
chickenace11: I am
addietude: 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
DigitalSeahorse: :O
ThePerrBearr: i wish i was in boston.
ContingentCat: oh, nope
josh_le_crafter: no, that's why we watch the stream Kappa
TheWarbo: Boston is the wrong ocean for me
fishmanfishfish: benginHi
addietude: Thanks!!!
Almost_Alaska: You can park a car in Harvard yard.
LadyAtarka: PAX YEET
RuiFaleiro: I'LL BE IN BOSTON NEXT WEEKEND
Juliamon: I'll be in the city if there's any outside meetup
RuiFaleiro: It's good times, Alex.
Mox_Hagdorm: @TheWarbo Agreed, the Boston Ocean is just not for me.
addietude: That’s two now!!
banachspacebar: something something Shipping out to Bostong
DigitalSeahorse: make a long route home through Toronto? :O
addietude: Thanks guys 😁😁😁
jjob24: I just tuned in. Where am I supposed to be/not be?
m0nkeyrama: Have a lovely time at PAX seabatTROG
Phailhammer: cya :)
jjob24: Oh, Pax!
ContingentCat: @jjob24 Boston
red_shoes_jeff: Knight!
Mox_Hagdorm: Oh my
LadyAtarka: lrrHEART benginHeart
chickenace11: you are the only reason i'm going to pax
josh_le_crafter: Those P5 LRR portraits are sweet
orionsrise1: I wanted to go but the wife says no
DigitalSeahorse: take care of each other! allenHug allenHug allenHug
IKAbork: lrrHEART
Mox_Hagdorm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (13:47 from now).
Juliamon: (But seriously though, I'll be in Boston either Fri or Sat but those days are sold out so I can't actually go to PAX, so if there are any meetups I'd love to know)
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