DarkMorford: !advice
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Earthenone: !quote beej
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NovaTiempo: !nextr
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migelino164: Standard deck idea: 5-colour Green
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seth_erickson: I just did a sealed for Guilds and lost straight three times in a row and got trostani out every game
Lucaan: What about a guild themed deck?
kayzen_hyuga_: why no paper fight?
Tithegha: lr did a refresher segment on m19 on today's podcast, fallen
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kerbalized_: This is the Friday Night (almost) Paper Fight
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Juliamon: !ppr
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Stoffern: I should try to make a deck with Isareth
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itsastrideh: Aside from moving to eight episode blocs, any other changes you can tell us about The Panalysts?
kayzen_hyuga_: ah so in 2 weeks, good to know I wil turn up, SO looking forward to it. I so wanna buy a booster display from war of the spark, that sorin looks dope.
kumatsu: Mare is better
VTMonster: what's on for FNPF tonight?
seth_erickson: man the landfall proliferate druid looks sweet
Stranjak: #rekt
kayzen_hyuga_: I am an orzov vapire player that is why I am excite for the new sorin
Stoffern: All is in fact...NOT lost
LJHero: what happened to paper fight?
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Drunk__Owl: No FNPF because studio is being used for recording panalysts
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: They are filming the panalyst so no paper fight.
TubeAlloy: Hey guys myself and the wife are heading to Banff for a week for a belated honeymoon, anything we should definitely check out there or in Calgary? Will be our first time in Canada
enkor2113: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:45.
kayzen_hyuga_: have you guys seen any of the Wots spoiler cards, any favorite cards that stand out.
VTMonster: ah, bananalysts, right
JDEgaming: yeet
vinvis_: What do you guys think about massacre girl?
hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun gobbos!
DontpingmePlayz: gruul combat tricks
Stranjak: Massacre Girl is crazy
manfred909: JUND
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seth_erickson: she houses token strategies
JacksonBross: Massacre girl could be busted
El_Funko: Liliana's Contract deck
JDEgaming: That's alot of damage
WonderfulGlory: You could try out my 5 color nikia of the old ways deck
meisbored: benginHi
milvel13: yall got hit so hard my feed froze lol
vinvis_: Jeah, the legendary with that name is so good!
seth_erickson: demons!? I'm in
kayzen_hyuga_: James, Ben, got any favorite card from the Wots spoilers yet?
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VTMonster: Gambling, I'm in!
JDEgaming: The tomb
Juliamon: MoWoooooo
Varrey: They haven't put up a card for Ilharg yet.
djalternative: I don't really know about normal brewing challenges but one I was able to make up just now is you have to relate every card in your deck back to Kevin Bacon and if you can't then it doesn't go in.
Naitoshadou: Thoughts on Evolution Sage, the Landfall: Proliferate insanity at a three drop?
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vinvis_: Leyline prowler also seems nice!
Varrey: So Ben's favourite card from the set is TBD. XD
kayzen_hyuga_: rip
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manfred909: you could crack a pack and build of the rare?
LJHero: where is paper fight???
disciple007: Things can only be good and bad what is ok?
CadoiPi: If there is a 1/1, two 2/2's, and a 4/4 do they all die to massacre girl?
hd_dabnado: it is a very balanced format
Jojinbo: bg because i lost
seth_erickson: At least it wasn't some weird jank corrosion decks like yesterday
Juliamon: LJHero They're filming Panalysts in that studio today
Stranjak: WB deck is super good
kerbalized_: no fnpf tonight, studio is busy
Stranjak: A poor workman blames his tools Kappa
LJHero: ah ok
Fulufu_: arena does so little dominaria draft, which is so much better than rivals and M19 IMO
HazaTheRaider: I just got the mental image: james: M19 SUCKS ben: did you lose another ranked draft? jame: (angry toad.jpg)
TheWarbo: CadoiPi Yes they do.
kayzen_hyuga_: Ben any thought on the new sorin, I am hype.
El_Funko: I had a fun day yesterday when I FPFP'd Liliana's Contract and then had to google to find out there aren't enough Demons in the set to make it work. Thanks Arena
DontpingmePlayz: i love new samut
ritchards: I'm thinking white/black for prerelease
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun Ben i drafted Dimir yesterday with Fraying omnipotence and Patient rebuilding... i cast Fraying omnipotence three times in one game
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blast__femur: the mirror!
RayFK: What this? Bonus Magic boys?
CadoiPi: @TheWarbo thanks!
RayFK: DAFUQ
Naitoshadou: James, Ben, thoughts on Evolution Sage, the Landfall: Proliferate three drop that got spoiled today?
offbeatwitch: hi ben! did you pick up your gems
kayzen_hyuga_: James put a time walk on a panoptic mirror, insta win :P
seth_erickson: You meant to say Mono Uncastable Removal
InkyGhoast: i forced the mill deck once, i did poorly but it was hilarious
offbeatwitch: Pick Up Your Gems, Ben
VoyRising: James just wants to get through this draft so he can play a different deck.
RayFK: I have already bought the WW "Fuck Serge and his Land Destruction" 2/3
Uzumaki15: @loadingreadyrun random question for Ben, having hated playing Dark Souls 1, do you think Sekiro is different enough that I might find it more enjoyable?
Naitoshadou: @El_Funko My solution for that was to throw it in a constructed deck with some Arcane Adaptations.
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InkyGhoast: that thing does look amazing!
oakentree: yeah m19's main problem for me was so many rares were meh for limited, but, it's a core set so
seth_erickson: It looks great
InkyGhoast: Im most excited about Tolsimir
vinvis_: And the hexproof and amass spell is also sweet
Crumpler64: crumplSixtyfour
ArcOfTheConclave: murdur a child
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun so ben you went MHM I need 4 copys of that spice
rzrdrgn: They just revealed Mayham Girl and she lookslike a lot of fun
Stranjak: @Under_5core Have you heard the good word of MagicFest? Kappa
TheWarbo: I just want to use Vivien to throw Massacre Girl out at instant speed
carlospedroart: hey friends hope you have a great fun time in arena, I am off to bed because it's midnight here and there is stuff to do tomorrow. Catch you in the Vods!
Despoiler98: Ben why are you making TQ sound effects? slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
kayzen_hyuga_: James you should put a time walk on a panoptic mirror, best combo :P
hd_dabnado: pass number two!
RayFK: Stranjak I dunno, that sounds like some bias
Stranjak: They made a whole mechanic to REWARD main phasing your spells!
El_Funko: Yeah fuck, I was getting beaten up by Patient Rebuilding and Psychic Corrosion all day yesterday
ArcOfTheConclave: eat the 1/1?
Naitoshadou: @LoadingReadyRun James, Ben, thoughts on Evolution Sage, the Landfall: Proliferate three drop that got spoiled today?
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itsastrideh: So far, the War of the Spark spoilers have me excited that the set might end up being kind of like Unstable where there were tons of fun possibilities for limited and where you could almost just stumble your way into a fun, playable deck. What do you guys think?
CardKingdom: Good afternoon Gentlemen! How goes the drafting?
kayzen_hyuga_: James you should put a time walk on a panoptic mirror, best combo ever :P
TheAquaSwan: evolution sage + infect mmmmm....
TheWarbo: How many nicknames can you come up with for White Thrummingbird
InkyGhoast: i thought that was ian and his default rpg character face :P
ExhaustedElox: Hey Chat
El_Funko: Yeah that's why we've all been addressing James as Male Gennies
offbeatwitch: yeah, he only plays white
ExhaustedElox: Long time
RayFK: That's why whenever James looks at you, you experience the Male Gaze
RayFK: Kappa
VoyRising: Dear Dr. James, any ETA on the head-to-head Chunk Punch?
TheWarbo: !card scapeshift
LRRbot: Scapeshift [2GG] | Sorcery | Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Despoiler98: stop SAYING things
Despoiler98: @RayFK now I Need an adult
Varrey: If James is the generic White male, that makes me wonder who the generic Blue and Green males would be.
TheWarbo: Someone pointed out Scapeshift + the Landfall: Proliferate and: yes please
kayzen_hyuga_: James you should put a time walk on a panoptic mirror, best combo ever :P
RayFK: @Despoiler98 I can't help
itsastrideh: @Varrey idk, but Ben is the generic plaid male
offbeatwitch: he's a generic White male because he only plays decks with white in them
Despoiler98: So is James' casting cost all GENERIC mana? :D
kayzen_hyuga_: does anyone get my joke?
thundershot879: @varrey Cam for blue
Feminine_Desires: Oh this deck again :D
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:36.
queenfounder: Gotts get going to FNM, catch the VOD later. Thanks for doing the bonus stream!
Drunk__Owl: What does the hexagon symbol on some cards mean?
Drunk__Owl: Thanks!
hd_dabnado: i think there are enough
itsastrideh: Don't forget the saga that grants demons!
VoyRising: rite of belzenlock
m_logan2000: blue enchantment can make creatures demons
VoyRising: (sp?)
Earthenone: 6 deamons, thats 24 in non singleton formats right?
Sordidambition: Thats like 16 demons per deck right?
VoyRising: Makes a demon token.
Lazarus_18: Arcane Adaptation ftw
LJHero: rite of belzenlok
Oneiros96: the saga
CardKingdom: Rite of Belzenlok and Load
ZaneReichley: yeah the black enchantment
dirak_: arcane adaptation
CardKingdom: It's the Hearthstone crossover
stupickles___: combine it with arcane adaptation
hd_dabnado: nice nice
seth_erickson: Grixis Demons!? I'm in
Levifar: Arcane Adaptation
itsastrideh: Challenge idea
El_Funko: Yeah rite of belzenlok makes a demon when it finishes
seth_erickson: Could we run bolas for a flavor win
ArcOfTheConclave: featuring Bolas?
kayzen_hyuga_: grixis demons sign me up
itsastrideh: Brew it with no actual demons and attempt to make it work just with arcane adaptation
NovaTiempo: so, MTG loss stream at, what? 12? oof
Despoiler98: Gambling? IM IN!
Feminine_Desires: I guess we strangling spores on neonate ...
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oakentree: with rakdos at the helm the deck name should be "gambling? i'm IN"
VoyRising: !card rafter
LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LJHero: contract with grixis
hd_dabnado: we probs need mastermind's inquisition
VoyRising: !card rafter demon
LRRbot: Rafter Demon [2BR] | Creature — Demon [4/2] | Spectacle {3}{B}{R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) / When Rafter Demon enters the battlefield, if its spectacle cost was paid, each opponent discards a card.
Feminine_Desires: It has to be different names yeah
the_thoughtful_gamer: no it's different names
hd_dabnado: help get our demon count up
dirak_: its different named ones
rantachi: four or more with different names
itsastrideh: But Pterademon!
El_Funko: It literally says with different names
seth_erickson: !card Mastermind's Acqu
LRRbot: Mastermind's Acquisition [2BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / • Choose a card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.
Tennyson1842: 4 Demons with different names.
stupickles___: cheer100 cheer100 arcane adaptation makes it easy
Cinntoastmin: !card Liliana's Contract
thundershot879: UB demonless demon combo Kappa
InkyGhoast: so arcan adaptation means you can play good cards and just name demon
HazaTheRaider: heavens to betsy this is a board and a hlaf
offbeatwitch: heavens to betsy had some great songs
RavingPenguin: What is this board state?
kayzen_hyuga_: you can play WUBRG fun stuff, that is a cool deck.
LJHero: demon less demon deck you call it contract with grixis
seth_erickson: Sultai Demons with Krasis
ultimafullmetal: This looks like a board for Massacre Girl
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Naitoshadou: @InkyGhoast Or just play creatures with card draw ETBs so you can find your Contract and Adaptation easier.
teh_v: Just need let me count.... 4 more demons
stupickles___: blue black I checked under the bed... no demons
kayzen_hyuga_: Top decking, the only valid strategy when all hope is lost
LJHero: anyone here watching wrestle mania on sunday
Anubis169 huggles James and Ben
JA_Pinkerton: we seem to be in trouble here
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seth_erickson: I drew all but three lands in one of my sealed games
stevestein: Topdeck lethal? ... Well, is plains lethal?
kayzen_hyuga_: for a moment I thought ben was wearing a zelda shirt
seth_erickson: Run footlight fiend for spawn and catastrophe
Earthenone: i think the arcane adaptaion and real deamons contract decks are difrent decks
LJHero: omenspeaker scry to get to lili's contract and arcane makes it a demon
TabbyLavalamp: I was worried for a sec that Friday Night Paper Fight started early...
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big_double_u: Lazav?
ayirbudd: and hiya chat
Earthenone: it is next week at 5 pm
Earthenone: pacific
safety__third: if you had to pick one I think you'd rather have neonate
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kayzen_hyuga_: how about oloro?
gredgredmansson: You know what this board needs right now? Massacre Girl.
ayirbudd: whats up with james having the GRINDIEST M19 games lol
Feminine_Desires: We used up all of our removal though
offbeatwitch: are we playing against a copy of our deck
Earthenone: he is healing you
Earthenone: to grind longer
Feminine_Desires: We have nothing left to kill the epicure with.
oakentree: put in thief of sanity, in case your opponent is also playing demons Kappa
kayzen_hyuga_: would oloro work in this type of deck?
InkyGhoast: oh nice sleeves :D
seth_erickson: why not block with isareth
TheGcsmith: Ahh, it's everyone fave gruesome twosome
JDEgaming: I left for 5 minutes and nothing has changed...neat
electrum516: Hey friends at @loadingreadyrun how are you guys today :)
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: wait is it Thursday have I gone back in time. oh god do I have to go to work tomorrow
Earthenone: the contract was the deathknell
TheGcsmith: What do you guys think of war spoilers
Laserbeaks_Fury: about to lose 5
gredgredmansson: I love how they are spoiling the cards in "plot" order
Feminine_Desires: I think we have to swing with chaplain to gain that life.
ayirbudd: set looks bonkers. im curious about how grindy limited is gonna be
oakentree: it's looking real spicey
djalternative: I can't really put together those story scenes they put out every day too well
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh my
ArcticAtlantic: is it on a specific plane?
seth_erickson: what do you find with all your pods
TheGcsmith: I'll be at the prerelease GP, gonna be one heck of an event
Lithobraker: I hope Dav works in rack
AshBurnem: I'm excited for zombies.
kayzen_hyuga_: what are your thoughts on your own spoiler card?
gredgredmansson: Today was the "Ravnica bands together" spoiler day
oakentree: we're HEEEEEERE
Feminine_Desires: don't crack
Stoffern: Ive been playing Arena for a good while now but I still dont know what something like "pod" means
Feminine_Desires: you need to grind out
seth_erickson: can not say that I have
thundershot879: its HEEEEERE
electrum516: Any clue as to what's happen on FNPF tonight ;)
stevestein: Welcome to the game where everyone gains and loses 1 life, and no one attacks ever
Frypod1077: They appear to have 8 unblockable right now
m_logan2000: if you dont you die
Earthenone: drawing cards just kills you faster
Earthenone: :P
Juliamon: electrum516 They're filming Panalysts in that studio today, so no FNPF
MarbasVI: They have 7 dmg
m_logan2000: they can do 4 now and 4 there turn
djalternative: Have you guys been keeping up with the story scenes coming out for WOTS?
electrum516: @juliamon oh...
electrum516: sad times
TheGcsmith: I dunno whether to play esper or just uw control in war
DarkMorford: Brewing? Where's Serge? Kappa
stupickles___: brew bois!
xblueboy12x: esper for sorin
offbeatwitch: remember to log out again, ben
Willbrannon: Why no paper fight? Sorry if you already mentioned why
TheGcsmith: But sorin is meh
TheGcsmith: Two teferi though
Juliamon: Willbrannon They're filming Panalysts in that studio today
El_Funko: Respect the classics, Ben
NovaTiempo: My mother still uses AOL.
seth_erickson: google all the way baby
NovaTiempo: *shudder*
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Two turn combos and a microphone
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: then what should we use Ben
Unas84: let's get some brewskis going
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El_Funko: Gives you sac targets and a demon, seems good
ArcOfTheConclave: right is good
ArcOfTheConclave: *rite
Feminine_Desires: rites work with catastrophy quite well
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does Rakdos not hit demons?
TabbyLavalamp: Just checked Twitter and... no Friday Night Paper Fight tonight?!?! But I'm home sick! Nooo!
seth_erickson: 3 seems fine
Unas84: I'd play rites, even just to have chump blockers
TokenMickus: I like my malware, thank you very much
JudgeKyle: rite gives you dudes to sac to the 4 Mana demon
Sasu010: Friday night paper fight?
NovaTiempo: FNPF delayed in favour of 8 episodes of Panalysts
Naitoshadou: Contract deck. Rough.
seth_erickson: Masterminds Acquistion
JDEgaming: This is the deck i have dreamed of!!
genomancr: Use treasures for the blue
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wargodmogis: Is that liliana contract jank i see?
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Unas84: depends how many other creatures you'd run I guess
Feminine_Desires: I would honestly not run any demons
safety__third: if you're playing adaption, probably don't play any actual demons
Earthenone: i like real deamons as creatures and the other spells can just be removal and card draw
stupickles___: the curve is gonna be crazy this way
Feminine_Desires: ANd just use arcane adaptation
seth_erickson: Deck just builds itself
seth_erickson: Footlight Fiend
MarbasVI: Some moment of cravings, cast downs
JDEgaming: land go
ayirbudd: lots of early removal
Evochron13: ooh. jank constructed ?
LJHero: 2-3 of them
santural: omg this deck what is happening
Feminine_Desires: Grixis midrange with contract and adaptation.
m_logan2000: all creatures that survive Rakdos
teh_v: You ask your opponent not to attack you for 4 turns?
WonderfulGlory: I think you want cry of the carnaium?
Naitoshadou: Orzhov Enforcer to stall out early game?
DerPilsner: sweepers?
Evochron13: cry of the carnarium?
samu_btdp1985: moments and wraths
stupickles___: demonless is the best way to do it
oakentree: run some small imps and fiends so rakdos doesn't screw you
gredgredmansson: oh my god imagine making a contract with Rakdos
Rockario: Who are our demons' cultists an underlings?
ArcOfTheConclave: Hello, my name is Demon.
samu_btdp1985: cry and moment
Evochron13: ritual of soot
safety__third: you could just play UB aristocrats plus adaption and contract
Tennyson1842: soot maybe
djalternative: s-cry
safety__third: sometimes just win
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Treasure maps?
ChipMissile: How many fog effects are in standard right now?
teh_v: Any way to ramp? You got beef
Naitoshadou: Orzhov Enfocer is just good value, and the deathtouch is nice.
m_logan2000: demons, devils and imps
WonderfulGlory: Oh yeah ritual of soots, treasure maps
TheWarbo: The card is actually "Adaptation," right?
offbeatwitch: christ
Feminine_Desires: I don't think we should run mastermind
kimmiekoneko: cast down
kerbalized_: honest question, why does everyone use the term partner instead of boy/girlfriend/fiance/spouse etc?
safety__third: @TheWarbo it is
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i had a good idea. holy cow
offbeatwitch: we probably don't need... 3 of each legendary?
MadScience532: walls + adaptation
8_Escape: Green/Blue/Black Maybe? Temur I think.
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seth_erickson: its easier
Juliamon: kerbalized_ because it's easier than having to remember all of those variants
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deadlypartition: your right ben it is a bad curve, youve got too many low cost cards! get those fiends outa here! NOTHING BELOW 7 CMC
WonderfulGlory: I don't know about the footlight fiend
ayirbudd: oh wow treasure map, uncanny timing
Tennyson1842: Vraska's, Bedevil
oakentree: carrion imp?
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seth_erickson: Maybe cut one Rakdos
Unas84: duresses?
Buxx345: Cast down?
phorrestgaze: it's just a loud voice
Hostettdro: @loadingreadyrun Hey Boiz how she going eh?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bedeck and Dead mans chest since we're in the colors?
offbeatwitch: how fast is this deck. does it require 6 legendaries
kerbalized_: @Juliamon that makes a ton of sense. I don't hear anyone where I live say it so I wasnt sure
Lithobraker: divest?
DaMagicBadger: This demon deck looks insane
hd_dabnado: any lili's for this deck?
djalternative: now, style out your deck
The_Ivanhoe: 1/2 deathtouch afterlife?
WonderfulGlory: You get stronghold if you're mono black
MarbasVI: Propably 3 demons of catastroph and 3 mayhems?
wargodmogis: What about pilfering imp?
stupickles___: dread shade?
teh_v: Duress if its mono black control
stupickles___: if ur mono b
Naitoshadou: Seriously, enforcer can drag out a game for a while on the board.
seth_erickson: crafter seems fine
DaMagicBadger: Get some Murder in there?
El_Funko: Cleric farms with Rite
Laserbeaks_Fury: Muldrotha's an elemental, right
Perchipy: Brew a BR aggro deck called “ghosts and goblins”
8_Escape: How many token summoning effects can you get since you'll need to sacrifice for some of those demons.
00gogo00: Hey does anyone know how rank floors work in MTGA?
offbeatwitch: 69 cards. nice
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Herlo2: Dead Weight?
offbeatwitch: wh-what
kimmiekoneko: i love wishboards
seth_erickson: so don't run any of the contracts main board
santural: Blue black demons and clone effects with liliana's contract maybe
offbeatwitch: how is that not silver-bordered
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, the sideboard is the only "outside of game: cards you can go get
Jojinbo: you can just mastermind to draw from library
Meltalar: how about the 1/2 explore in black?
00gogo00: @offbeatwitch which
hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun reanimation?
Runlikethew1nd: Is FNM happening tonight
Unas84: get some specific boardwipes for acq? the -1/-1 one for instance
Juliamon: !fnpf
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offbeatwitch: mastermind's acquisition
kimmiekoneko: 1 contract in main is fine, it draws cards
seth_erickson: rise from the grave isareth
offbeatwitch: taking cards from outside the game seems like a silver-bordered thing
MarbasVI: Rise from the grave but its bad
flapjacksofwar: I am hyped for thr PPR
kimmiekoneko: rise from the grave is the current one
stupickles___: eldest reborn?
falingard: Eldest Reborn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh shoot that one dude from Dominaria
seth_erickson: Connive// Concoct
00gogo00: nah it's been around for a while @offbeatwitch , it only works for your sideboard tho
Herlo2: Revival/Revenge, but that's more like Unearth than Reanimate
seth_erickson: is also reanimator
MarbasVI: But for Concoct you need blue mana
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 4 mana 2/2 that sac 2 creatures bring a creature back i can't think of his name
Herlo2: Whisper, Blood Liturgist?
wargodmogis: yawg's vile offering
DaMagicBadger: @LoadingReadyRun Doomed Dissenter might might be useful, double chumper and demon of catastrophe fodder
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you Ben
stupickles___: eldest is also good against teferi
00gogo00: theres the 5-mana sorcery
Evochron13: which account is this being built on?
00gogo00: its good
00gogo00: well its bad really
Me_kyle: One of each demon in board
Herlo2: Enforcer>Dissenter for what this deck is looking like, imo
MarbasVI: Bedevil?
Earthenone: this is bens account, he is a constuctsmn
00gogo00: !card rise from the grave
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kimmiekoneko: cut 1 or two doomy bois
Frypod1077: Get that 4th Duress in imo, card has been great against everything but RG warriors lately it seems like
Laserbeaks_Fury: Demonic Suitors
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hd_dabnado: cry's?
Meltalar: arugals bloodfeast should be in the deck
00gogo00: yeah it sucks but it is a thing I guess
Unas84: Dob't know about 4 Demon of Cat, since most of the time we'd be saccing other demons to it?
Naitoshadou: Yawgmoth's Bargain is only good with consistent legendries.Eldest Reborn might be better here.
noctislucis13: 3 CMC cards are looking a bit lacking
Feminine_Desires: Does the rite of belzenlok token have a name?
MadScience532: does the demon token have a name? does that count?
Rybsson: pretty low odds belzenlok *doesn't* kill us
DaMagicBadger: Cut a Catastrophe as they're hard to cast?
Twe4ky: Oh right, there’s no paper Magic this week, right?
seth_erickson: maybbe lose one catastrophe
Feminine_Desires: Rakdos is a nonbo with liliana
offbeatwitch: this is the most entertaining brew i've watched this week
narset6691: oh god, dont play rafter demon
Feminine_Desires: Because he will blow you out more often than not
Herlo2: Bedevil?
m0nkeyrama: Rakdos doesn't kill demons
m0nkeyrama: ?
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Feminine_Desires: !card rakdos, the showstopper
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El_Funko: If we're mono black, that fancy all swamps land?
Feminine_Desires: ah oka
ArcOfTheConclave: how many unclaimed territories?
Herlo2: I can see this being a reasonable deck for Bedeck/Bedazzle
stupickles___: I have a feeling we are gonna get a little beat up in the early game still
hd_dabnado: none?
seth_erickson: need to move other ritual
Feminine_Desires: gain life things
Kykiwi: hmm
MarbasVI: Captive Audience Kappa
WonderfulGlory: Cabal stronghold?
narset6691: arguels blood fast
Feminine_Desires: we need to gain a lot more life to live.
MadScience532: to anyone else who was curious like I was, a demon token has the name 'demon'
Unas84: put a single X damage spell in SB?
Herlo2: Something that gains life?
Kykiwi: Agruels?
Buxx345: carnival carnage?
Me_kyle: Torgov for the lols
stupickles___: good call funko
hd_dabnado: josu vess?
wargodmogis: Theaters of horros?
batpigboris13: banefire?
m0nkeyrama: Twilight prophet?
djalternative: blood crypt?
gredgredmansson: @MadScience532 I believe any token has the name of its creature type unless otherwise stated
MarbasVI: One Lich's mastery?
Kykiwi: Awaken to really get bant recmation decks
engineerbudy: yargle?
Laserbeaks_Fury: how big do you think Undergrowth is going to be?
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hd_dabnado: more eldest reborn?
Cinntoastmin: if we build the adaptation deck we could loop aquisitions with conjecture
Herlo2: I think we want more interaction with what our opponents might be doing
stupickles___: another cry of the carnarium
MadScience532: @gredgredmansson yup just learned that
Runlikethew1nd: Yargle
Unas84: banefire
TheWarbo: Every deck is a Lich's Mastery deck
oakentree: immortal sun sideboard just for teferi matchup?
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Buxx345: ill gotten inheritance for life gain?
getgudder: field of ruin for azcanta
Meltalar: rix Madi raveler?
Kykiwi: Oh that one mythic vampire that bobs worng
Naitoshadou: A couple kill spells, maybe?
LadyMerlin: Ill gotton?
seth_erickson: banefire's so good
Feminine_Desires: Undercity's embrace instead of plaguecrater?
offbeatwitch: banefire is Stupid at high mana
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Herlo2: Cabal Stronghold?
Naitoshadou: Murders or Price of Fame?
Frypod1077: Duress and Vraska's Contempt are the cards that are best in mono black against both many of the aggressive decks and the control decks
DaMagicBadger: Go spicy, Twilight Prophet
Feminine_Desires: Undercity's embrace gives you life over plaguecrafter.
Pangogie: I am now a shiny gold boi.
Pangogie: :D
Feminine_Desires: And plaguecrater will just sac itself.
teh_v: I feel like you build chromatic black minus chromatic lantern
teh_v: built*
Sordidambition: How about a boneyard parley for fun?
Unas84: checkland
engineerbudy: dragonskull summit?
Frypod1077: Cut a Stronghold or 2 for more basic swamps since it only looks at your basic swamp count
narset6691: cabal stronghold only works with basic swamps
CyanMig: do you want 4 cabals?
Unas84: and just don't run basic mountain tbh
CyanMig: your basic swamp count isnt great
Unas84: let's do it, looks like fun!
Feminine_Desires: all 4 checks and no basics mountains
engineerbudy: card back?
Herlo2: One Mountain helps against Assassin's Trophy and Field of ruin I guess?
djalternative: fancy rakdos
Kykiwi: should def have white sleeves to thorw off the opp
8_Escape: Use White sleeves! Bluff people!
CyanMig: i believe
DaMagicBadger: Sol ring?
VTMarik: hashtagblamejames
midday_rendelnep: I was going to suggest a 'you win card but since you're playing black it'd be 'They lose'
Cinntoastmin: Nice
Heartlessangel86: hey everyone
Gentleman_skieZ: @loadingreadyrun thoughs on massacre girl?
RayFK: YOLO
Ant__R: oh no
RayFK: FUCK IT, DO IT LIVE
SirZapdos: Teferi vs Jaya? What is this, Time Spiral block?
offbeatwitch: oh boy
offbeatwitch: dis gon be good
DaMagicBadger: As in the sol ring sleeves 😂😂
Feminine_Desires: Does the belzenlok token have a name?
fritobandeeto: lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you like it, put a Ring on it
SirZapdos: cry baby cry
Stoffern: Somebody write a massacre girl song to the tune of uptown girl
Ant__R: magic's easy, just draw what you want
hd_dabnado: oh snap
seth_erickson: Jank v Jank
Unas84: spicy
Frypod1077: Nikya for huge Krasis!
Feminine_Desires: Belzenlock token does not have a name, thus it won't work with liliana's contract I believe.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Plaguecrafters: Better diseases in about an hour
Evochron13: a mountain?
seth_erickson: find a mountain
Kykiwi: a board wipe?
RayFK: More like Demon of DatAsstrophes
Under_5core: It's name is Demon.
Frypod1077: Or just a red check from in deck
Varrey: I thought that Belzenlok's token has a name, and that name is Demon.
stupickles___: mountain
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: OMG Demon Tribal. I love running this.
CyanMig: do eet
narset6691: they wont know, they will think u found a rakdos. your rep is safe
SirZapdos: chupacabra?
Evochron13: ritual of soot
Frypod1077: @Varrey You right
CyanMig: believe in the rakdos you could be
Ant__R: were you running soot?
Runlikethew1nd: Draws mountain
offbeatwitch: The James Turner Guarantee
Lord_Hosk: Do you beeeeelieve in rakdos after love after love
JudgeKyle: the second rakdos almost certainly kills everything!
ThorSokar: I heard James was telling lies again
DaMagicBadger: It's rakdos random time
Frypod1077: Come on big money
CyanMig: sound the trumpets
Ant__R: 2 for 2
m0nkeyrama: James Turner Guarantee as reliable as Adam's? 🤔
Unas84: oh wow
Officinalis: Nice!
seth_erickson: good good
midday_rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Unas84: you can swing them dead before you win with contract XD
Laserbeaks_Fury: Krasis dies to Soot woot woot
hd_dabnado: mastermind for another token producer?
El_Funko: Could always Mastermind for another Rite in a pinch
Kykiwi: yea def contract
teh_v: Contract
narset6691: do itttt
seth_erickson: contract seesm right
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Most of wins with this deck usually come from the beats and not the contract.
fritobandeeto: dooo itttt
stevestein: That's two demons...
ArcticAtlantic: i wish there was a "Thank You" reply for when opponent says "Nice!" so you could acknowledge friendly play
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: *of my wins.
fritobandeeto: rewarded!!!!
Evochron13: i'd duress to just see what htye have
djalternative: ramp into the sun
hd_dabnado: duress in case they have something?
Ant__R: only the strongest of magic plays in main 1
Lord_Hosk: Duress yourself taking duress
Frypod1077: Demonic way, pay all your life and either you win or lose
Evochron13: opponent hosk
Feminine_Desires: they both have to block
Evochron13: can't target yourself
Lord_Hosk: I SAID...
Laserbeaks_Fury: PLaguecrafter and sac your demon
Runlikethew1nd: Attack with token
seth_erickson: and we can go find our other rite to get more sacs
Frypod1077: Brave
cameronofthegathering: FACE IS THE PLACE!!!!
El_Funko: Dead to like any pump tho
Heartlessangel86: shockede
gredgredmansson: smORC
Evochron13: there's only one rite i thought
gredgredmansson: SMOrc
wargodmogis: upkeep stop to map?
hd_dabnado: woah black?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: opponents just dead
Evochron13: no they aren't.
Arranon: the oldest of magics, turning the mans sideways
Diabore: they ded?
the_thoughtful_gamer: I think we found a flaw with this deck
teh_v: Deck perfect
DaMagicBadger: Don't you just search for a kill spell?
seth_erickson: demons
the_thoughtful_gamer: It wins before you can win
RayFK: It hurts that you won
hd_dabnado: turns out big flying boys work
Heartlessangel86: demon to strong lol
CyanMig: 100% win rate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: flample op
Officinalis: Which one of you is Rakdos and which one of you is Belzenlok?
cameronofthegathering: Woooo!
LJHero: rna sealed please
MadScience532: ritual of soot kills krasis right?
Ant__R: yes
djalternative: okay goodbye then
Evochron13: correct but it would have also killed the token demon
Varrey: Officinalis: The one wearing red is Rakdos. Duh. XD
Jojinbo: we won with Liliana's Contranc on board its as good as it gets
NovaTiempo: lrrJUDGE I won this game incorrectly!
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MadScience532: oh right
hd_dabnado: i mean
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also kills rite of belzenlok saga demon
hd_dabnado: map?
seth_erickson: keep
catsarelegends321: i have been wanting to build a deck like this for a long time but i never had the wild cards. it seems super fun
RayFK: No Paper fight tonight right?
wargodmogis: Against the odds comes to lrr stream
MadWolf1290: correct
Juliamon: !fnpf
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RayFK: Good I can put my laptop away
Ant__R: oh yeah no paper fight :(
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: "remember your life total is REsource" Kappa
Alexis_Aehale: hi
Winderosa: Hi boys @LoadingReadyRun , first time watching the stream, i've been binge watching the friday night paper fight on youtube
sivakrytos: friday night arena fight
RayFK: I was gonna say cast down to stop that wizards lightning
MadWolf1290: instead we get the "Friday Night E-Paper Fight"!
DarkMorford: Hey fellas, hi chat!
Alexis_Aehale: Arena Brawl!
teh_v: Does Ben + James beards = one Seth beard?
djalternative: where we Jank your Tank!
stupickles___: I would love that
JDEgaming: Jank tank should be show
fritobandeeto: lrrHORN
offbeatwitch: The Jank Tank would be a GREAT stream
offbeatwitch: or maybe vidcast
NovaTiempo: as you didnt do the FNPF this evening, does it count as a Friday Night Paper Cut?
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: I do love me some jank.
batpigboris13: me and the boys r playing while watching
Papperslappen: Jank Tank is like Shark Tank but you present bad deck ideas
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Tactical_Rainbow: > I want to get off this wild ride
WonderfulGlory: Good game Ben! I wish I drew better to put up a better fight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so opponent doesn't have steam-kin in hand
Heartlessangel86: jank tank
Alness49: It's Jimmy Jams and the Jank Tank!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've learned to always put a stop after seeing that card
Frypod1077: I really hate how letting that resolve skips straight to combat and they get a dude
8_Escape: That or your opponent is too busy laughing to play.
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
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Ant__R: here
Stoffern: Put some tank jank in your jank tank
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang cabal stronghold is only basic swamps
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teh_v: Demonlord go big!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: suicide time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: nvm
MarbasVI: Nice :D
Arranon: they can't keep getting away with this!
ArcticAtlantic: never. didn't. have. it.
RayFK: Just make sure to attack first :P
wargodmogis: never punished
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: If your not a 5 or less life, your doing it wrong. :)
djalternative: never punished
El_Funko: lrrSACK
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: you're
Ant__R: the demon patron that actually wants you to do well
cephallope: 10 is not 0
Heartlessangel86: demonlord comes in with the save
Alphaproomega: Hey Ben and James. Jer just finished up so I switched over to you
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: no way do they play lava coil. good
RayFK: Attack first
medicutie: save it
RayFK: So you get more damage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Stronghold land first
CyanMig: ^
xDasterrx: do both
Officinalis: Do both
teh_v: Strong hold you could do both
coriolis_storm: Is there a Paper Fight today?
wargodmogis: Attack first
medicutie: cove
narset6691: no u tapped 4 to get 4
xDasterrx: you dont net anything
Earthenone: !fnpf
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Feminine_Desires: Use the other one
thedepthandbreadthofseth: attack first
teh_v: ^
xDasterrx: attack first tho
medicutie: what why?
coriolis_storm: Thx @earthenone lrrAWESOME
jrhwhite: Yo
Feminine_Desires: If you used both cabals you wouldn't have had to sac the treasure.
Arranon: flawless
Officinalis: Not too proud
Herlo2: From Powerful Magic to powerful Demons B)
Paranundrox: nice to see some REAL Magic lrrBEEJ
Evochron13: #sequencing.
ElektroTal: heya LRRiors
jrhwhite: Hope this magic is powerful
medicutie: uh oh chain
Type_One___: cheer100 P O W E R F U L M A G I C
wargodmogis: You die next turn
RayFK: Win this turn, or Surveil and kill yourself
djalternative: shock land yourself
RayFK: One or the other
Herlo2: draw moment of craving
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: find 4 damage...
medicutie: surveil 2 ya know it's over
Raidatheblade: jrhwhite? Isn’t that Jer from canlander?
RayFK: Oh it won't let you\
jrhwhite: Thanks hatswherecats!
El_Funko: Surveil 2, go out on your terms
the_thoughtful_gamer: doooooooom
gredgredmansson: @RayFK you cant pay what you dont have
jrhwhite: It is!
inFluxButCooler: Its against the rules to pay life you dont have
wargodmogis: Do they see the line?
jrhwhite: *hatswearcats
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UncannyJimjams: hey guys, what was the outcome from that rad looking WB deck from yesterday?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I really love the avatar roulette
Herlo2: To whom it may concern, benjamin_wheeler will be streaming some powerful magic tomorrow at some point. If you like Canlander be sure to drop by!
inFluxButCooler: Say hello back
UncannyJimjams: oh no, I'm sorry! hopefully it's better today?
Stoffern: spin to win?
wargodmogis: Oh vampires
13 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined!
jrhwhite: are you playing the have 4 demons alt wincon?
sugarsh0t: boo sugars5Luv
SydPreviouslyHeadache: straight up vampires are pretty fun
sugarsh0t: gl;hf and leave those ducks alone!!
NovaTiempo: no! Bad Zeus! Leave that duck alone!
jrhwhite: Oh Yeah!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: not as fun as Helm of the Host Elfball, but fun
djalternative: Simic Ascendency?
hd_dabnado: 5 color aggro
midday_rendelnep: all hats
wargodmogis: Habe you heard of meme-kin?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we could possibly play it/
CyanMig: if were trying alt win cons, try simic ascendency?
Feminine_Desires: you can cast that.
Under_5core: Manaless dredge
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punmaster50cent: You should try the Arcane Adaptation version of this deck next
CyanMig: great minds @djalternative
aitsu100: % color wizards
jrhwhite: and it blocks!
m0nkeyrama: lrrGREED benginFuse
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yes you can
aitsu100: *5
Heartlessangel86: omnicence?
Frypod1077: Big old predator demon
NathanJay_GA: how about cards that dont have the letter "e" in the name?
djalternative: cards with good hats?
stupickles___: trying the arcane adaptation version of this might be fun
Stellapacifica: Do we still do hat drafts?
Ant__R: orzhov lich's mastery is one of my favs
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh snap. craving doesn't do anything here
Evochron13: revel in riches
tipulsar85: How about that Mizzium Tank?
NovaTiempo: Some kind of non - creature playing deck?
Evochron13: revel in riches as the challenge mode
mysticsage1: The most fun police deck possible
inFluxButCooler: But it does nothing for 40 turns
CyanMig: revel in riches or simic ascendency could be dope
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Revel in Riches is such a fun deck
jrhwhite: you should play the scapeshift mill deck!
stupickles___: mill?
Evochron13: correct
Tactical_Rainbow: eldest!
Officinalis: Revel in riches+Smothering Tithe
BlindProphet32: "Oops all saporlings"
engineerbudy: smothering tithe revel in riches
TwilightAvalon: Blue/Red Cyclops Beat!
the_thoughtful_gamer: The simic alt win con?
Ant__R: bait the attack and craving?
seth_erickson: !card Erractic Cyclops
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ayirbudd: revel in riches is fun as just mono b control
Heartlessangel86: 10 treasure to win the game
wargodmogis: reval in riched + smothering tithes
djalternative: Simic ascendency
hd_dabnado: storm?
Evochron13: secret tech revel in riches: Direfleet Hoarder, Pitiless Plunderer, Teysa
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haseo_sora: glad to see the stream before I head to fnm... to hopefully play if it kicksoff...
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seth_erickson: !card Erratic Cyclops
LRRbot: Erratic Cyclops [3R] | Creature — Cyclops Shaman [0/8] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Erratic Cyclops gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
JDEgaming: I never knew deckmaster does this, that is awsome
NovaTiempo: Molander.deck
oakentree: smothering tithes, and you can use that pirate that makes treasure when your stuff dies
djalternative: #rampintothe sun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm super excited for Proliferate and SA
seth_erickson: pitiful plunderers
crashdownreg: I'm also looking forward to the profiterole mechanic
CyanMig: steamkin are fun with simic ascendency, weirdly
BrowneePoints: A bonus stream with the 2 handsome bois
Evochron13: #ScienceVictory
RayFK: Just give me my 2/3 flier that shuts down Land Destruction
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like, i've been a huge fan of Simic Ascendancy and it feels like prayers were answered
gredgredmansson: did...did they just discard a Kayas Wrath
tipulsar85: How about that new Mizzium Tank? A red mana Vehicle.
djalternative: Challenge Deck: brew a deck that can produce 20 mana in a turn
Jovh11: Superfriends Challenge?
wargodmogis: They wouldn''t weant a wrath
ThatKhornGuy: I need this game on Mobile T.T My body can't handle not having this on mobile
BrowneePoints: How bout that Neoform? That uncommon is great
hd_dabnado: HALP
Earthenone: praise the sun
Frypod1077: That 2/3 who stops land d spells has me hoping they finally bring back some playable land d spells
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I feel like the opponents draws and opening hand must have been absurd
crashdownreg: cute rooAYAYA
Frypod1077: Will they play the ethereal absolution now?
NovaTiempo: F
Remni: RIP
Kykiwi: the blow out
Herlo2: woof.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
wargodmogis: f
the_thoughtful_gamer: hahahahaha
medicutie: oof
aitsu100: BOOOOOOOO
Herlo2: F
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: booooo
xDasterrx: GGs
CyanMig: the shadow realm...nooooo
ayirbudd: damn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: IN! Credible
garash2k: MTG TOP 5 MOMENT
BrowneePoints: Oof...
Tzeeeeentch: katesWa katesOw
JDEgaming: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Heartlessangel86: blanked
stupickles___: hostage taker plus helm of the host deck
offbeatwitch: topdeck
garash2k: HI MTG TOP 5
Evochron13: wow you adam'd them fryopod
Frypod1077: Called it lol
ArkhamArchivist: Just every anthem in the format
Tactical_Rainbow: Anthem Tribal?
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Pandax0: Lets see you guys make an Apex of power deck work
TwilightAvalon: Ben, try a Blue/Red Erratic Cyclops beatdown deck! :D
LJHero: sealed draft please
BrowneePoints: Ben, what's your favorite spoiled card yet!
Frypod1077: Banned for having "the sight' again :(
seth_erickson: change up the color scheme
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jeskai Alert is a deck i want to see, but i'm pretty sure it's bad
Superbadluck: I just want you guys to know that I got to 5 wins
Ant__R: ooze quasiduplicate ascendency?
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Aarek: Its 64k! Is it time for the loadingreadyrap?
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hd_dabnado: i love this jank tank time :D
BrowneePoints: Neoform is amazing! and has legacy applications!
punmaster50cent: Revel in Riches is a deck that takes time, that you have to treasure
jrhwhite: The Devil
Herlo2: Heartfire
jrhwhite: Is dece in Aristocrats
v_nome: There's also Etrata
seth_erickson: Heartfire indeed
Liftigger: ,
Evochron13: heartfire and mayhem devil
v_nome: As an alt wincon
TheWarbo: Yeah Heartfire
vinvis_: No the 3/3 for 3 blood artist
crashdownreg: Massacre Grill
r10pez10: massssssace girl
wargodmogis: Whos going to play bestest boy on a commander friday night paper fight?
Superbadluck: Make that 6 wins
vinvis_: yeah that one
BrowneePoints: Also massacre girll!
Stellapacifica: I'm still hype on Massacre Girl
jrhwhite: Ben, you stoked on Krenko for CanLander?
hd_dabnado: mono blue
medicutie: or mono tempo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm so unbelievably sad Beamsplitter and that one Legionairre don't work together
Stellapacifica: She's SO GOOD
ktehpotato: massacre girl looks so good
djalternative: Ben, do you mean the card known as "I need a tree here, stat?"
offbeatwitch: you didn't have the mana anyway right
BrowneePoints: It's a lore character that finally got a card!
gredgredmansson: Tibalt, the Vaguely Playable
midday_rendelnep: ooooh Paul's 240 card all good stuff or was that already done?
aitsu100: i like cruel celebrant
r10pez10: it's exponentially wild
CaptainSpam: Massacre Girl, which is her birth name and not an issued command.
Ant__R: defile girl
inFluxButCooler: Recursive MTG PogChamp
tipulsar85: Mizzium Tank {1}{R}{R} Artifact — Vehicle Trample Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Mizzium Tank becomes an artifact creature and gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) 3/2
KingOfDoma: My Tumblr people love that red white lady cuz she's pretty
vinvis_: The maths involved in that card are amazing
r10pez10: serra be like, in the wrong timezone
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, Mizzium Tank
offbeatwitch: oh no their fourth land
BrowneePoints: Also Swole Dog(Mowu) is goodest Boi
Feminine_Desires: Vehicles can be in every set
gredgredmansson: the first ever COLORED vehicle
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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Feminine_Desires: they are deciduous.
TwilightAvalon: I Need my Tamiyo Walker!
crashdownreg: vehicles are evergreen
KingOfDoma: I thought vehicles were deciduous
djalternative: "I need a tree here, stat" {2}{G} Creature — Elf Druid Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, proliferate. 3/2
TheWarbo: KingOfDoma Tenth District Legionaire?
Juliamon: Mowu's name frustrates me. Is it MOwO or MUwU?
punmaster50cent: Vehicles are deciduous, just like equipment
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the prospect of Emmara getting a new car fills me with joy
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mrMorphius: Two magical boys
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seth_erickson: Mowuuuu
crashdownreg: m-OwO rooOWO
medicutie: uh ok
SydPreviouslyHeadache: because she was getting tired of the non existent sea
Kykiwi: i gusse no trmaple
r10pez10: twicked
xDasterrx: @Juliamon its mowu, so neither mowo nor muwu!?
gredgredmansson: Deciduous I think means "won't be in every set, but will be in a bunch of them when the theme fits"
KingOfDoma: @thewarbo Yes, her. I thought for sure they'd be crazy for Bulwark Giant...
eruanno123: for me the best card revealed so far is makeshift battalion, just for it's name
BrowneePoints: It's Swolu
stupickles___: they messed it up
offbeatwitch: im not sure they know either
gredgredmansson: @eruanno123 its the "skeleton archer" of keywords
TheWarbo: @KingOfDoma Why not both? (And also Massacre Girl)
Frypod1077: Come on coin flips!
r10pez10: tails!
Kykiwi: keep
fcg_shadow: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
eruanno123: @gredgredmansson it's why it's awesome :P
medicutie: I can never get contract off because of auto concede
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: keep
Feminine_Desires: Draw it.
BrowneePoints: Woah Evolution Sage is insane! Did Richard Garfield help design this set cuz the Commons/Uncommons are GROSS
tipulsar85: Need it for the big Demons.
Officinalis: Top, we need it.
medicutie: He'll concede before you get it
seth_erickson: Can't wait to test out Evolution Sage
xDasterrx: attack first
gredgredmansson: I love the card with the Goblins from all 4 Red guilds
Feminine_Desires: nope.
NovaTiempo: Well Plaid benginHeart
Kykiwi: LOl
VoyRising: boooooo
crashdownreg: LUL
hd_dabnado: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: FDAMN IT
RayFK: SWING AND A MISS
medicutie: haha
m0nkeyrama: WHIFF NotLikeThis
offbeatwitch: NAILED IT
Frypod1077: Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything Spawn of Mayhem
oakentree: womp womp
gredgredmansson: Rakdos, He Who Can't Be Botherd
r10pez10: hee
Laserbeaks_Fury: RokD'oh!
LJHero: hit or miss
ArkhamArchivist: Rakdos, the Show Goes On
RayFK: He stopped the show... BY SUCKING AT IT
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: more like Rakdonts
NathanJay_GA: wow
seth_erickson: He only dislikes the weird dog
TwilightAvalon: Rakdos, and this is where he blacked out
toucansrule: Lol
NexusVoxx: hoy all
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Boo! rakdos, Boo! I'm going home
offbeatwitch: is it belzenlottery time yet
BrowneePoints: He's the showstopper, he stopped the show by ruining the suspense and everyone wanted ticket refunds
Evochron13: so i was watching amazonian the other day and she had like... unreal bad luck with coin flips. i'm really tempted to believe arena's coinflips are not properly done
fcg_shadow: mono demons?
r10pez10: it's always time for the belzenlottery
oakentree: i mean, that feels very in flavour for a fickle demon, he decided it'd be funnier to screw you over
Kykiwi: OH they should def play a mirror match deck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, she tried a Mirror March deck and just, made less than a third of coin flips?
Kykiwi: and flips all the coins
BrowneePoints: Kinda Hope Rakdos bunches Nicol in the face
Feminine_Desires: @Evochron13 Arena coin flips are perfectly random. Real coin flips are not.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and it was a lot of flips
tipulsar85: They need two more for Ptery
Juliamon: Rakdos, the "Show's over, everyone go home now"
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NexusVoxx: @Evochron13 i was watching Seth pbkaso on a Mirror March deck, he won like 2 flips in 5 bo3s
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You don't like how I do things? Okay, you can all go home, show's over. Nothing more to see here."
Ant__R: Feminine_Desires you mean the opposite right
Kykiwi: you draw lots with belz
Feminine_Desires: nah you win if you get ritual
batpigboris13: !card Rakdos, the Showstopper
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn’t a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
medicutie: yess
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH YEAH, and then she flipped like 5? 6? heads on the Angrath Mauraders and took sparky to -1717?
LJHero: win con not kill con
Frypod1077: Get the sideboard one
medicutie: in deck
medicutie: yep
NexusVoxx: chat i brought tea
medicutie: unless you get matched up with lifegain deck
gredgredmansson: Demons are too BUFF
inFluxButCooler: Winning by concession is still an alt wincon
crashdownreg: rooSip
fcg_shadow: haha jank tank
r10pez10: it's in ... your contract
VoyRising: Same here. If I see someone with a goofy alt-win, I just let it go.
breadisbest1: just do it against sparky
colinoclock: let them eat cake
MercurialVox: nah I've won with Liliana's Contract a couple times, but then I'm on Sultai Arcane Adaptation with 0 actual demons
m0nkeyrama: Approach of the Second Sun, anyone?
BrowneePoints: I have a U/G ramp deck, and I cast a 22/22 Hydroid Crasis with a flipped Itlamoc and they scooped :I
jrhwhite: You get it with Scapeshift Mill every time, they're too confused to scoop
djalternative: I dare you to rename the stream to The Jank Tank
Angreed66: Did they see the contract at all?
Frypod1077: The deck that has the crazy alt win deserves it, I let them have it unless I am having a real shitty day and just am done
xDasterrx: almost the same as "make them have it"
ArcticAtlantic: what's an alt-win? just something janky?
ShadowSilenz: Pfft... Just drew 9 lands out of my first 15 cards in a 20 land deck :(
fcg_shadow: is cabal stronghold any good in a 2 colour deck?
gredgredmansson: Hey do they typically do spoilers over the weekend?
oakentree: alt wins in commander though?
Juliamon: gredgredmansson not usually
r10pez10: alternate win cards, specifically cards that say "you win the game
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh my thats 4 dmones and a tutor
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Watch me bully sparky
xDasterrx: you need a 4drop there?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Sparky is a good sport about it though
gredgredmansson: @ArcticAtlantic Alternate Win Condition. A way to win the game without bringing their life to zero."
ArcticAtlantic: @gredgredmansson ahhh thanks
VoyRising: dat curv tho
Lord_Hosk: I got an Island as my spoiler card
aitsu100: mono 4 drops
Sordidambition: 4 drop stipulation deck?
ElektroTal: no, they don't normally. the only time you see weekend spoilers is if there's a monday spoiler given to a person in a different timezone
Earthenone: search soot?
ArcticAtlantic: for some reason the example that popped into my head was felidar sovereign
Lord_Hosk: no not that island
NexusVoxx: rite first?
r10pez10: [knowing chuckle]
Lord_Hosk: no no that island either
medicutie: sneaky
Frypod1077: Ben making this deck looking at that 4 drop slot like that weird alien from MIB with the sugar water
BrowneePoints: Oh man this is making me remember Treasure Cruise Jeskai Ascendancy with Glittering Wish
Officinalis: Alternate wincon: have five cards in your hand with 4 CMC each.
gredgredmansson: does it have that little eyeball on it?
Officinalis: *five different
ArcticAtlantic: oh god this deck is terrifying for my mono red deck
r10pez10: they'll never see it
Rockario: That "Baby!" made me think Ben was goinng full "Kiss from a Rose" on us
Laserbeaks_Fury: Soot, Soot!
stupickles___: I've been playing with this whacky kitchen table deck that wins with tree of perdition and turn to frog (in paper obv.) its been super fun
ArcticAtlantic: -skewers all the wildgrowth walkers-
NovaTiempo: o7 Cam
offbeatwitch: hi cam! welcome to the jank tank
tipulsar85: Hi Cam!
Earthenone: !findquote pokemon
LRRbot: Quote #5875: "Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!" —Adam [2019-03-09]
gredgredmansson: sup CAm
DarkMorford: Hello, Cameron!
thalanir: rooHi Hi Cam
r10pez10: heya cam
LJHero: hey cam
NexusVoxx: !quote cam
LRRbot: Quote #4617: "You discrace the daddyland!" —Cameron [2018-01-25]
BEENOBA: pokedemon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we have 4 demons... dang it
Ant__R: DOOM!
SirZapdos: welcome to you're doom
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we could potentially do it
midday_rendelnep: that was some uncomfortable squelchy noises...
Frypod1077: No touchy op
gredgredmansson: DOOOOOOOM FOOOOR EVERYONE
Stoffern: Have to have 5 swamps for stronghold to power up
tipulsar85: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #513: "Heather makes love. I make demons." —Kathleen [2015-07-21]
r10pez10: just ... don't get to 4 life
NexusVoxx: what's right? Kappa
jrhwhite: jrhwhiHatesIt
WowoT: ben must be bouncing his leg, camera is shaking
Frypod1077: Come on Rakdos off the top
m0nkeyrama: Oh dang
aitsu100: DINO
Arranon: well, gg
m0nkeyrama: Ghalta seabatYIKES
Laserbeaks_Fury: Baby, if you ever wonder. Wonder what ever became of me...I'm livin' on the air in Cincinnati...
offbeatwitch: we need a jank standard
offbeatwitch: only jank decks allowed
jrhwhite: jrhwhiNeverLucky
Kykiwi: rite into plage?
xDasterrx: draw card for removal
Ant__R: contract into bedevil
gredgredmansson: you cant kill yourself
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Damn it ben
aitsu100: lol
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab benginDab
r10pez10: you can only go to 1
PatFromIT: you won!
crashdownreg: sudoku
thalanir: rooKek
Frypod1077: Flawless loss
jrhwhite: jrhwhiHatesIt
SolarJudas: Technically it was a wincon
BrowneePoints: D-A-B
medicutie: maybe surveil in to bedevil?
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r10pez10: oh lmAO
LJHero: lol
Jarcarp: nice
stupickles___: sick
Ant__R: change avatar!
VoyRising: Surveil, surveil, concede?
The_Ninjurai: Well at least someone won by her contract lol
intadtraptor: alt losecon
NexusVoxx: tap tap unsleeve
TheWarbo: So, Liliana's Contract was the wincon? Just...not for us.
Ant__R: ooze!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I personally like Hungering Hydra and Titanic Brawl
Zalbaag: Simic and Rampagins statue?
r10pez10: JANK! TANK!
jrhwhite: 4x biogenic ooze
BlindProphet32: t101LETS t101DO t101THIS
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aitsu100: explore
inFluxButCooler: OOOZZEE
gredgredmansson: Lizrog!
Stoffern: Putting Bens wildcards in the jank tank
BrowneePoints: Hadana's Climb?
niccus: all you need is proliferate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Song of Freyalise could be nice
seth_erickson: jade bearer
alfadrki: merfolk
flapjacksofwar: Quench?
stupickles___: climb
Angreed66: reclamation and ooze is nasty
tipulsar85: Adapt 4d8.
Evochron13: shapers of nature, benthic biomancer, biomancer's familiar becomes a 3 card combo that reads pay UU draw 2 discard 1
Frypod1077: This deck gonna be sweet after proliferate comes back
jrhwhite: galloping lizrog
Heartlessangel86: i know a deck list if you want it
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Kykiwi: the mana elf that gets counters
djalternative: lizrog?
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: zegana?
Drewski346: @LoadingReadyRun The current strat is waiting for WAR
seth_erickson: merfolk plus ooze and krasis
inFluxButCooler: Lizrog
LJHero: path and wildgrowth
alfadrki: lizrog
xDasterrx: biomancer
oakentree: ooze ooze is ooze?
El_Funko: You should probably brew a hard counter to the Demon Contract deck since it's so hot now. Be prepared before it hits the scene
Officinalis: That familiear?
medicutie: yeet
vinvis_: the dude that searches itself?
catsarelegends321: OMG are you building ooze tribal with arcane adaptation!!!
hd_dabnado: no
Ant__R: def wanting incubation and maybe hadanas
crazyjayman12: explore package
eruanno123: mana dorks and ramp
NexusVoxx: lizrogging back and forth forever
Evochron13: no
inFluxButCooler: Oh yeah explorers
m0nkeyrama: It's That many
Theycallmejokke: Steeps of somthing or other, the enchanment/land?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: No it matters how many you put on
WowoT: yes it does matter how many you put on
Zalbaag: Keep reading the card
Sordidambition: Growth chamber guardian
Evochron13: one or more but put that many
NexusVoxx: ascendency is That Many
midday_rendelnep: Can you include the party from bylaw and order in the sideboard?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: reread Simic Ascendancy
MadScience532: simic ascendancy + proliferate sounds fun
RonnyConcrete: Aren't the Lawnmower Elves in standard? Use them to get mana to us the ascandancy?
ArcticAtlantic: oh ofc alt wins
toucansrule: Walker n jadelight?
Paranundrox: no, you get "that many"
WowoT: if you put 5 on it counts as 5 on simic
crashdownreg: zadana's climb
Spacecarl: it does, read the full sentence
one_last_time_: ts put thhat many on
seth_erickson: it's that many counter's been
Desruprot: 1 or more, but it puts that many on
Officinalis: CLimb?
medicutie: litrog is good
jrhwhite: It does matter @LoadingReadyRun you put that many on
xDasterrx: the dude that freezes creatures with counters, the frog
TANTOS: probably want the elf that counters spells or abilities for protection
gredgredmansson: Finish reading the card @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePoints: Hadana's Climb, Benthic, Ooze, explore package, growth chamber guardian, the adapt mana elf
inFluxButCooler: Hadanas climb?
Simeonlotty: Hadanas climb
Spacecarl: hadanas climb?
NathanJay_GA: !card simic ascen
LRRbot: Simic Ascendancy [GU] | Enchantment | {1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on Simic Ascendancy. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Simic Ascendancy has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.
Unas84: isn't there a card that lets you put counters on up to 3 creatures?
TheWarbo: Multiple creatures -> multiple triggers. Multiple counters on one creature -> one trigger
Sordidambition: a one of zegana?
LJHero: it's that many counters
VoyRising: Climb is good.
jrhwhite: Lizrog get in!
Kykiwi: hadanas climb
WonderfulGlory: Hadama's climb?
tipulsar85: Ascendancy is bonkers in EDH.
theclawmasheen: Biogenic upgrade!
TANTOS: maybe wilderness reclamation?
Drewski346: Put in Path of Discovery!
medicutie: litrog is really quick
NexusVoxx: banana's climb
BEENOBA: biomancers assistant
stupickles___: climb and path of discovery
Arranon: woah woah woah, this deck might not be junk
VoyRising: Lizrog into lizrog is very silly.
TheWarbo: Oh wait, one trigger, but trigger is multiple counters.
tipulsar85: Run path
Kykiwi: nah path is meh
hd_dabnado: we need more tokens for path
Ant__R: incubation druid pleaseee
eruanno123: path is great with tokens
oakentree: biogenic upgrade
aitsu100: the 6 mana 3 counter double card
Feminine_Desires: now get the ramp
xDasterrx: incubation druid
Kykiwi: incubation druid
medicutie: defintely druid
BrowneePoints: I mean I run U/G Hadana's climb in standard, and I have a couple ascendencies in the board for control matchups
RonnyConcrete: Add the ilderness Reclamation?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: But yueah, Hungering Hydra whenever it takes Damage it gets as many +1/+1 counters for as much damage it's taken
medicutie: no pelt
Feminine_Desires: llanwowar elves and incubation druid
eruanno123: but ramp and mana dorks look kinda important with ooze and krasis
TheWarbo: 4x Lizrogs is all you need :-D
Earthenone: i think ramp would be better than pelts
jonnercohn: I know everyone's hype for sonic ascendancy with proliferate in war of the spark
the_one_and_only_kim: Get Adam in there to tell you how Ascedency works
Sordidambition: Fun of zegana
NexusVoxx: lawnmower elves ben
xDasterrx: the uncommon frog that freezes creatures
WowoT: chemisters insight to draw
Lupis_: @LoadingReadyRun why were you not running arcane adaptation if your goal was the alt wincon
theclawmasheen: Curving out low isn't a bad strategy
Frypod1077: Please get a 1 of that guy who takes counters off your other stuff then puts twice that on yours
oakentree: biogenic upgrade would be sweeeet
TANTOS: wilderness reclamation
seth_erickson: hungering
aitsu100: M19
BrowneePoints: Hadana's climb into Incubation Druid is grosss
Heartlessangel86: hungering
fritobandeeto: skirtwing
Frypod1077: Or twice that many counters on itself
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ooh. Yes!
tipulsar85: Druid is good for ramp.
WonderfulGlory: You should stick in the ramp package
Spacecarl: thanks familiar?
VoyRising: galloping lizrog can put a stupid number of counters on Ascendancy.
Heartlessangel86: hungering hydra
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Titanic Brawl for removal?
aitsu100: now for the mana base
engineerbudy: lizrog
Kykiwi: ya need ramp form them x spells
hd_dabnado: x means we dont have to worry about mana screw
crazyjayman12: lizrog
gredgredmansson: !card Hydradoodle
LRRbot: Hydradoodle [XXGG] | Creature — Hydra Hound [0/0] | As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results. / Reach, trample
Masslost: ben you need rakdos avatar
TANTOS: titanic brawl
medicutie: lose pelt get that litrog
Znazl: 1 of each rooH
BrowneePoints: Could use some itlimoc's for search/mana
MadScience532: counter doubler frog
inFluxButCooler: Run the real promo ones
Earthenone: one of eatch
crashdownreg: biogenic upgrade
Earthenone: send a message
Despoiler98: !next
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medicutie: please put in litrog it's nuts
oakentree: yeeeeah, the guild avatar's are just... bleh expensive
m0nkeyrama: sergeOffByOne
stupickles___: I don't know if u need elves
NexusVoxx: sick deckbuilding tech
Ant__R: and 4x krasis because krasis
gredgredmansson: oh yeah hey why is Lizrog cut?
Earthenone: ber ber beeeer
oakentree: which sucks cause i reeeeally want the vraska avatar
TheWarbo: Ben took 2 Climbs out
aitsu100: perfect
Masslost: i agree with you ben i just want rakdos cause he says one night only and that's the best bm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Haha
jrhwhite: dual lands?
NovaTiempo: Happy James :)
VoyRising: Flawless deck.
aitsu100: GJ James
Evochron13: Lands
seth_erickson: don't need 24 lands
Kaktus021: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
midday_rendelnep: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
medicutie: look at litrog one more time please
Remni: Dual less lands
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Can't lose. the power of 3s
RavingPenguin: James "Pro Magic Player" Turner
professionalbeachbum: !card Galloping Lizrog
LRRbot: Galloping Lizrog [3GU] | Creature — Frog Lizard [3/3] | Trample / When Galloping Lizrog enters the battlefield, you may remove any number of +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control. If you do, put twice that many +1/+1 counters on Galloping Lizrog.
santural: This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
stupickles___: James is a lazy deck builder
Herlo2: please 4 Llanowar Elves
TANTOS: too many lands
Arranon: honestly, i've made dumber decks.
ayirbudd: 22 lands should be fine
medicutie: lizrog
Tactical_Rainbow: b33fHD we did it b33fHD
NexusVoxx: no
VoyRising: boo mystic
WowoT: sharktocrab
kerbalized_: Wait thats how curve works? I've been doing it wrong this whole time
Frypod1077: Cut a land or 2 with all the mana duders
benperterkofsky: Hello
Earthenone: the yu gi oh special (they allow 3 ofs in constructed)
VoyRising: yay lizrog
santural: Also best
Znazl: need negate over mystic
djalternative: the lizrog will let you adapt again
BrowneePoints: If you curve t1 elf into turn 3 active hadana's climb and Inc Druid you're gonna feel like a god
stupickles___: you build a deck in limited
Kykiwi: Oh vivien For the draw
xDasterrx: but what about sharktocrab
vinvis_: Does Mystic get counters? No? THen NO
seth_erickson: cut a land or two
tipulsar85: I'd tell you to run Voidslime, but it's not in the program.
benperterkofsky: Krasis is such a good card
jorian57: Deck name: Why James Why
BrowneePoints: @tipulsar85 if they reprinted Voidslime i'd die happy
inFluxButCooler: Vivien is good in this deck (and every deck)
seth_erickson: vivien finds the gizrog
Rockario: I also feel like a Godd all the time. Gods are anxious and bored despite having lots of stuff to do, right?
Znazl: splash red rooShrug
Arranon: pshh, removal
PatFromIT: Removal? In this economy?
BrowneePoints: Incubation/Incongruity
The_Ninjurai: incredulouspasserby didn't you see the Viven?
tipulsar85: @BrowneePoints they did, it's in the Simic Guild Kit
hd_dabnado: incubation is really medium
Despoiler98: some sort of....fighty card?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: !card suncleanser
LRRbot: Suncleanser [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/4] | When Suncleanser enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Remove all counters from target creature. It can't have counters put on it for as long as Suncleanser remains on the battlefield. / • Target opponent loses all counters. That player can't get counters for as long as Suncleanser remains on the battlefield.
Frypod1077: Removal? You remove opponent with attack SMOrc
The_Ninjurai: Vivien is removal
Kykiwi: rabid bite?
medicutie: I like to run one River's rebuke
incredulouspasserby: @the_ninjurai I typed it before they added it, I’m on a huge delay.
BrowneePoints: Incubation/incongruity gives you selection and removal if you want it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang, suncleanser is only player or creature
Earthenone: we are here to have fun, not to remove other players fun
Angreed66: Meme decks no removal
SerGarretCameron: isn't there a counterspell that adds counters?
vinvis_: Are there currently fight spells that give counters?
Altoguy16499: is this deck just going all in on ascendancy?
seth_erickson: no one's sideboarding or main decking suncleanser
Razortalons: this is fine CurseLit
Znazl: !next
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VoyRising: @SerGarretCameron Yes.
Tactical_Rainbow: Just run it all or nothing
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
RayFK: Sweet is a word
tipulsar85: lrrFINE
Arranon: this appears to be a deck
Tactical_Rainbow: We dont need answers we
oakentree: have we had a reason to not run biogenic upgrade?
The_Ninjurai: Ah, okay. I was just messing around incredulouspasserby . Sorry that you are on a huge delay
Kykiwi: Yea all dual are bundel locked
RayFK: Yeah, it kind of honks
oakentree: yuuuuup
SydPreviouslyHeadache: With proliferate coming, I could see Suncleanser becoming a sideboard card for white
Altoguy16499: the rare lands are bundle only
Frypod1077: That is the messed up thing about those bundles for sure
Ant__R: no one likes that
benperterkofsky: Is there a Friday Night Paper Fight tonight?
aitsu100: breeding pool is in the bundle only all the shock lands are
rantachi: all guild shocklands are in the guild bundles, yeah
Scar_Red_Tiger: Just the styles everyone wants badly
VoyRising: It's the fault of Bens.
djalternative: they'll be available for gems in a bit
Stoffern: no u
inFluxButCooler: Sleeves
inFluxButCooler: Noooo
VoyRising: Like the San Andreas Fault
tipulsar85: Yup, all Shocklands are Bundle only
Juliamon: !fnpf
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Tactical_Rainbow: We dont need answers when we are the ones asking all the important questions! b33fHYPER
aitsu100: rip
Earthenone: now your digital cardboard will get scuffed!
seth_erickson: keep
VoyRising: This hand is...actually pretty good.
Frypod1077: No sleeves? Wow, casual stream I see.
SFSMaus: !findquote sleeve
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Frypod1077: Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Druid and Climb? yes pls
inFluxButCooler: You're running krasis' without sleeves
NexusVoxx: t2 druid t3 climb AND merfolk ez
Altoguy16499: their sleeves are lies
Arranon: oh no, mirror match!
seth_erickson: there on the same deck
medicutie: not better
jorian57: Those digital creases though
cylicious1: hey yall
Razortalons: green with Orzov sleeves DansGame
VoyRising: I'm not really a fan of any of the available sleeve styles.
migelino164: They need to release a Scuffed Cardback sleeve
SydPreviouslyHeadache: see, we're going to gain that life right back
BrowneePoints: welp that's a flipped climb next turn
SirZapdos: he's heating up
aitsu100: 5
Makimachine: Thank you, I didn't know if I wanted to reference Jar Jar. :D
VoyRising: You can make the lizrog so enormous with the krasis.
NexusVoxx: put on the 3/2
xDasterrx: no
Kykiwi: yea flip
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok then
NexusVoxx: *ooze noises*
crazyjayman12: kill em wit hdoubled krasis
WonderfulGlory: 12 in the air
inFluxButCooler: You could put all your eggs into one basket
WonderfulGlory: Swing first?
MechaKuuga: this is looking rough
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we would win next turn
medicutie: put 16 counters on lizrog
Frypod1077: Eggs meet this basket
VoyRising: It's so silly. I love it.
Scar_Red_Tiger: ANd then our Krasis dies?
Earthenone: what can mono green do against a large flying lad?
NexusVoxx: the opposite of that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we don't need it
sweg_leaps: Just arrived. No paper fight tonight?
Ant__R: keep 1 to block maybe
Frypod1077: Then op dies SMOrc
Earthenone: !fnpf
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BrowneePoints: This deck is sweet
VoyRising: They're so dead.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk how monogreen survives this
SirZapdos: ribbit
Kykiwi: here comes the boi\
ayirbudd: yeah this deck is actually really good
medicutie: oooh
Ant__R: is this the hadanas deck not the ascendancy one
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's too late
Kykiwi: to late
seth_erickson: it's too late
MWGNZ: benginDab
Frypod1077: Just do it before they scoo[
stupickles___: why does the ooze fart
Kykiwi: aww
Arranon: lol
Frypod1077: :(
m0nkeyrama: LUL
djalternative: best deck evar
BrowneePoints: Guys, I've missed having a Kessig Wolf Run effect in Standard
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang
Altoguy16499: you forgot your sleeves again
NexusVoxx: that wasnt jank enough
ArcticAtlantic: tbh i think you kinda deserved that one :P
seth_erickson: same score as our last deck
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: just having it in hand counts.
NathanJay_GA: turns out, you just made a good deck
Stoffern: Does Ben play magic like this on his home streams because now I kinda wanna see more of this
vinvis_: This is great!
medicutie: wow
FelicityVi: sup friends
Scar_Red_Tiger: I thought They've patched that
jdogs421: Is there a Friday night paper fight tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh this is a keeper
seth_erickson: keep
Sordidambition: @Stoffern Yes, all the time
Kykiwi: that ramp :D
ArcticAtlantic: well this is a keep and a half
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shame we're going to shock ourselves
Frypod1077: *bubbling intensifies*
PatFromIT: You also used to be able to stifle and it would slime splash forever
ayirbudd: no paper fight. they are filming the panalysts in studio C, new season!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhoh
inFluxButCooler: Ooo it looks like this is the challenger deck version
VoyRising: So many krasis's to feed to your lizrog.
seth_erickson: incubation simic merfolk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: going to be close, but we're fine
InkyGhoast: druid into ascendancy into branchwalker
InkyGhoast: oh hmm
LJHero: what is panalysts
Frypod1077: They should have the ascendancy with those Pridemates it looks like
Angreed66: I lost a game earlier were I had a 40/40 pridemate the turn I played it then got milled out when I passed turn.
Altoguy16499: 3 krasis? Lol
jorian57: Do opportunity know your deck is supposed to get the counters?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I would have library'd to put a counter on druid + merfolk
jorian57: Or opponent....
InkyGhoast: uh oh
Altoguy16499: krais only comes out as a 3/3...
aitsu100: 4
Frypod1077: Ascendancy onto Druid is free mana sort of
seth_erickson: krasis for 6 or 4 and merfolk
inFluxButCooler: Press z
NexusVoxx: esc?
VoyRising: press z
medicutie: pay 20
aitsu100: zed key
Kykiwi: z
LJHero: adapt branchwalker
inFluxButCooler: Silly opp didnt float a white
Jarcarp: can they adapt incubation druid
aitsu100: druid
Earthenone: incubation and evolve it on blocks again?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Druid, Ascendancy to put a counter on druid, and play branchwalker?
intadtraptor: branchwalker, druid, simic ascendency onto
viridimayai: !next
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intadtraptor: druid
Evochron13: krasis for 4; hope to draw a land, then branch walker?
tipulsar85: Merfolk and druid is better.
seth_erickson: draw two one is land then play merfolk
NexusVoxx: druit branchwalker ascend the druid
Razortalons: branch for a chump, with a druid
Frypod1077: Krasis for 3 and play another 2 drop seems best to me
Evochron13: or has land been played arleady
VoyRising: druid and branchwalker, chump
stupickles___: krasis
LJHero: druid krasis for 3
medicutie: druid and throw branch underneath
Hulyen: druid, branchwalker?
SirZapdos: where's applied biomancy when you need it
seth_erickson: krasis for four and draw land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or druid, adapt on defense?
Vn497: Too many bad squelchy sounds
Angreed66: The ascedency has another ability
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we'll gain a boatload if we survive
medicutie: then give 1 counter to druid and get a ton of manna
aquinas_0: i never realized, theres mouseover card detection on the stream... is that something paul did or a wizards thing?
aquinas_0: because its awesome
NexusVoxx: @aquinas_0 it's a twitch thing
aquinas_0: ah
DarkMorford: Fugi did that
BrowneePoints: don't forget you can give a counter with the enchant!
RonnyConcrete: @aquinas_0 That's Fugi
Earthenone: !deckmaster
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Kykiwi: it is a twitch plugin made by fugi
midday_rendelnep: that's fugi's wor
medicutie: yus
aquinas_0: it is most excellent
midday_rendelnep: *work
inFluxButCooler: Krasis for 9?
intadtraptor: 9
SydPreviouslyHeadache: May as well
BrowneePoints: Krasis for 9
seth_erickson: for 9
BrowneePoints: win on upkeep
aitsu100: yes
aquinas_0: cheer100 Bits for Fugi God Overlays!
inFluxButCooler: 14
Frypod1077: Going for that ascendancy victory
NexusVoxx: adn krasis again next turn for the win?
Altoguy16499: hey, you found your land!
blastedman: im sure this has been asked a ton already but why no fnpf tn?
VoyRising: And then we can make an ooze, and chump with oozed forever.
Kykiwi: dont we in in two turns?
xDasterrx: you just win
Angreed66: next Krasis wins
NexusVoxx: @blastedman Panalysts marathon recording sesh
Razortalons: LUL
BrowneePoints: @blastedman Panalyst filming
m0nkeyrama: We're in it to win it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: unless they're running invoke the divine
WowoT: well they need to survive the crack back
stupickles___: did it
blastedman: ah understood ty!
djalternative: all hail the jank tank
inFluxButCooler: PogChamp
Altoguy16499: they're going to just peel a disenchant
intadtraptor: discard vivian
NexusVoxx: tfw chumping with a 10/10
inFluxButCooler: Please no scoopy
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Kykiwi: gooot there :D
m0nkeyrama: Yeah!!
trilemma85: WE HAVE ASCENDED!
stupickles___: cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 for the wins
ArcticAtlantic: WOOOOOOO
MWGNZ: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
BrowneePoints: Yas!
Alchemistmerlin: PowerUpL lrrHORN PowerUpR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: GOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gredgredmansson: SIMIC: ASCEND!
midday_rendelnep: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
Armstrong11139: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
spicydungus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWarbo: 10/10 flampler is your standard chump blocker
BrowneePoints: This deck is sweet
Alness49: BE AS GODS!
VoyRising: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
xDasterrx: they didnt give it to you =(=(=(
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KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Jank Tank to the BANK!
aitsu100: Jank Tank OP
ANoNameIs: This deck is dumb
NathanJay_GA: SeemsGood
Mister_Hawk: This deck now retires champion>
Heartlessangel86: assended
Mister_Hawk: ?
gredgredmansson: SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood
Perchipy: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Hingadora: Congrats on getting the City's Blessing!
GalacticBoredom: Sleeves!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That felt so good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
BrowneePoints: I mean, this is pretty much my current standard deck
LJHero: rename the stream to the jank tank
Tactical_Rainbow: LLR redefining the meta b33fRIP
Kykiwi: not like this
xDasterrx: why would you concede with the trigger on the stack tho=(
Kykiwi: NotLikeThis
AshBurnem: Become as gods.
Hulyen: mull
xDasterrx: mull
jrhwhite: 5 is Fine
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh we're playing first....
gredgredmansson: @xDasterrx he didn't
fritobandeeto: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Evochron13: you're on the play
Heartlessangel86: keep
djalternative: land
kerbalized_: Think of serge
jrhwhite: they're almost the same word!
intadtraptor: elves to druid
Evochron13: bottom.
Ant__R: play or draw?
TheWarbo: inb4 terrible 5
tipulsar85: Keep!
oakentree: basically a.land
Heartlessangel86: its land
VoyRising: keep the llanowar
ArcticAtlantic: i mean that's basically a land
aitsu100: technically you can keep
Altoguy16499: it's a keep on the play, not the draw
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mwgray1979: Keep playin that jank!
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Fugi: So wait if someone cheered for my overlay does that mean james owes me ice cream?
Altoguy16499: err, otherway
djalternative: oh right
VoyRising: welp
aitsu100: rip
Jarcarp: rip
LJHero: hahaha
oakentree: oops woops
aitsu100: i head draw
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp
big_double_u: cheer100
aitsu100: *heard
crookedn0se: Hey y'all. We playin simic goodstuff?
Kykiwi: NotLikeThis
ANoNameIs: LAND POCKET LAND POCKET LAND POCKET
kanimaras: judge! is this ben's fault?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we super lose
fritobandeeto: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Hulyen: lrrFINE
Paranundrox: lrrSCOOP
Altoguy16499: never didn't not have it
BrowneePoints: Never didn't have it!
VoyRising: Never didn't have it.
Razortalons: never didnt have it
aussie_rob_w: Ben said “we’re on the play”
oakentree: @crookedn0se we're playing simic.... stuff
djalternative: yes. the deck is named ben's fault
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Monored phoenix
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Crank up that Dank Jank in the Jank Tank!
seth_erickson: discarded pheonix
LJHero: look at there grave
aitsu100: ummmm thats an archlight in grave
LJHero: wtf
Stoffern: The armrests are coming off! this is getting seriouds
crookedn0se: Ahh... I see...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: monored phoenix is spicy
Hulyen: uhoh
kerbalized_: uhhhhhhhhhhh
VoyRising: welp
kanimaras: opponent is on hateful
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they didn't have a third spell
gredgredmansson: Krasis for 0 Kappa
LJHero: concede
Heartlessangel86: i think we lose?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: O _ O
Hulyen: lrrGREED
Lord_Hosk: You probably should have mulled to 0
VoyRising: I'm pretty sure we'd have been boned even if we mulled
Altoguy16499: oh man, krasis for 1 PogChamp
Ant__R: diagonal monkey also stops at every phase
m0nkeyrama: LUL oh myyy
Kykiwi: spoliers!
ArcticAtlantic: sergeHi
Herlo2: SERRRRGE
Znazl: LUL
kanimaras: oh no!
PantomineX: Founding Fathers Pog
aussie_rob_w: Hi Adam! Hi Serge!
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
VoyRising: sergeHi Serge! sergeHi Adam!
LJHero: you have swore
kanimaras: I definitely heard Serge say "BUTTS!" once
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one time Serge said the D word
malfunct: Serge's secrets exposed!
trilemma85: Has Serge even ever heard a swear?
aitsu100: yep
ArcticAtlantic: i remember you talking about that like last Multipals
BrowneePoints: Serge would love this deck
aitsu100: yes you said that
tehcrashxor: Serge "Dirty Mouth" Yaeger
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sometimes he even says heck
Ragnarakk: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP
Lord_Hosk: I have heard Serge say potty words on multiple occasions
Azn1000: serge has definitely cursed on streambefore
NovaTiempo: I've seen an O SHT from sergeScopeCreep
avidmagicplayer: U guys are my idols!!!
djalternative: tell them about the Jank Tank boys
Alness49: Serge swore once into the mirror and he blushed SO HARD!
gredgredmansson: !preprerelease
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm sorry Serge. I didn't mean it
crookedn0se: OK who taught Serge bad words?!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Just spewing the filthiest shit.
Evochron13: so is the next deck "chat's fault"?
derekg77: Serge = Flanders
gredgredmansson: !commands
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
seth_erickson: !ppr
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fritobandeeto: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
LJHero: James press alt f4 for the meme
Kykiwi: snap keep
ANoNameIs: my favorite thing about Serge is that the chat treats him like hes a good boy... and everyone massively distrusts him in Magic
TheWarbo: crookedn0se The entire rest of LRR lrrAWESOME
tipulsar85: There have been times that he has swon on North 100.
Lord_Hosk: Potty mouthwiskers sounds really bad
Herlo2: Has Serge seen Tomik yet??
trilemma85: James, you are my idle3
korvys: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5274: "Oh, God! It's God!" —Ben, upon meeting God [2018-08-22]
djalternative: bad influences are the best influences
Armstrong11139: I'd idolize James but then flip the card back so it uses the unidolized art during lives
MWGNZ: Great shirt Adam
NovaTiempo: !findquote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #4622: "Ben, if you're going to have a meltdown, can you have it on camera please?" —Kathleen [2018-01-26]
avidmagicplayer: exactly
GLHFMagic: magict1GLHF magict1GLHF magict1GLHF magict1GLHF magict1GLHF
LJHero: ! quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #4717: "Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!" —Serge [2018-02-28]
gredgredmansson: !ppr
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m0nkeyrama: Hi Adam! seabatTROG
thalanir: rooHi Hi Adam
BrowneePoints: topdeck climb for the lols
Lord_Hosk: !quote 281
LRRbot: Quote #281: "I don't remember saying that and that was just a few days ago." —James [2015-05-17]
Ant__R: Adam Swolevidan
TheWarbo: !quote begineering
Izandai: You should play that card.
LJHero: !quote adam
Hulyen: Ben, my favorite thing I've ever witnessed on your stream was the epic Battle of the Wasp where I honestly thought we were going to have to call for an ambulance from chat.
m0nkeyrama: We'll win the next one with ascendancy too, right?
ANoNameIs: Oh it's James 2!
korvys: Wanna freebase?
aussie_rob_w: And they chomped with 10/10s
derekg77: @glhfmagic hello!
Evochron13: see adam? ben and james can win off ascendency. Kappa seabatsTROG
LJHero: hey adam
GLHFMagic: Hai frands!! magict1CUTE
kanimaras: twitch chat help, adam is bullying himself!
ayirbudd: my potions are too strong for you traveler!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I haven't thought about that song in a long time
Lord_Hosk: 281 is my favorite LRR quote
djalternative: freebaseing and skibaseing are two very different things
tipulsar85: !findquote Magic
LRRbot: Quote #5616: "I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble." —Dale [2018-12-17]
avidmagicplayer: Are u guys playing tomorrow or sunday
gredgredmansson: Vraska, the Wait, She's Uncommon?
TheWarbo: Lord_Hosk and it's not even during DB season?
m0nkeyrama: LUL daaang James
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ooze?
WowoT: ooze
aitsu100: OOOZE
GLHFMagic: Sup Adam magict1GLHF
xDasterrx: ooze
intadtraptor: ooze
tehlordofelves: OOZEOOZEOOZEOOZEOOZEOOZEOOZEOOZE
MadWolf1290: I'll take it?
sivakrytos: wow rude
tipulsar85: I'll take the $20
phorrestgaze: I want it
Juliamon: Take the filthy money, James
PatFromIT: ooo, enough for a starbucks latte, how generous!
Izandai: What the hell is happening right now?
m0nkeyrama: James Taking Adam's lunch money
gredgredmansson: !quote simic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who wants american money
ayirbudd: adam is buying drugs from james live on stream smh
Hulyen: American Dollerydoos
sivakrytos: and adam will never go back to america
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: hurtful
LJHero: I'll take it I'm in scotland
aussie_rob_w: “Don’t pay me”
djalternative: !findquote simic
LRRbot: Quote #5857: "It's the Simic: maybe it was intentional." —Kathleen [2019-03-04]
HarmonisedMelody: Helpful at PAX and SOME GPs
m0nkeyrama: Bye Adam seabatBRAIN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one of the worst parts is. vraska can kill that hydra
Altoguy16499: I could use that $20 american if you don't want it
Herlo2: JAdeliiiight
xDasterrx: ranger
aitsu100: lol\
gredgredmansson: @djalternative thanks
midday_rendelnep: $28.12 James
Izandai: I'd watch a Ben and James episode of Sidewalk Slam.
Earthenone: the fools did not make you sign a non compete?!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Why would you do this to me ben
Under_5core: Some kind of... Walkway Whack.
Lord_Hosk: James starts a wrestling podcast called "I like wrestling more than adam"
avidmagicplayer: Favorite Friday . Nights?
m0nkeyrama: No tangents??
Juliamon: Walkway Wallop
Hulyen: BURN
korvys: But the tangents are the best part
margieargie: lrrWOW
Kykiwi: but the tangents are the best
Scar_Red_Tiger: #SWSTakeover
Izandai: What's Murphy Brown?
SFSMaus: what???
TheWarbo: I don't listen to SWS, but I would listen to Ben and James recap SWS.
Altoguy16499: wasn't murphy brown a show about a lawyer?
tehcrashxor: What's mash?
SFSMaus: ben!
aussie_rob_w: So yes.
mysticsage1: Murder she wrote
LadyMerlin: yess mash
Fugi: what are any of these things james is saying
margieargie: That'd be... a long podcast, but I'd be very in for it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: deserved
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: flavor win at least.
SirZapdos: triple threat from Vengeance 2002 is so good. The Rock vs Kurt Angle vs The Undertaker for the undisputed championship
BrowneePoints: Slam ooooooze
LJHero: my fav Friday nights was when they went to the gp and Paul got top 8
Scar_Red_Tiger: Mashu is an anime waifu
netn10: What was the news about the Pre-prerelease?
tipulsar85: Ben "what's Murphy Brown?" Ulmer
crookedn0se: Ben and James present the SWS reaction cast
tehcrashxor: Who's Mash?
djalternative: I think james was talking about watching Smash Bros?
aussie_rob_w: Oooooooze
Izandai: katesWa katesOw
Hulyen: "Single Female Lawyer!"
aitsu100: wow
underhill33: lrrWOW
superbloodwolfmoon: Dang.
seth_erickson: M.A.S.H. is a super fun show
margieargie: Why is MASH?
Earthenone: !mash
Fugi: Mash is a main character in Fate Grand Order right?
Stoffern: these sound effects are so gross
TheWarbo: Seems like an excellent excuse for my favorite recent tweet https://twitter.com/__al_b/status/1111646003302723584
Izandai: Why is Vraska's voice so high pitched?
aitsu100: MASH was good til the final episode
gredgredmansson: My dad watches MASH all the time
seth_erickson: Cartoons are good to
djalternative: Ren and Stimpy? Angry Beavers?
NrgSpoon: all that matters is Clone High
Rockario: 6Teen?
SirZapdos: Reboot
tehcrashxor: Oh, like Dash Sword Slash?
avidmagicplayer: quick, say my name!!!
Lord_Hosk: You all are talking about Kevin Mash one of the founding members of the NWO right?
TheWarbo: So now MASH, yes MASK
margieargie: -I- watch MASH all the time, and I was born years after it came out.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Ben tell me about Jacob Two-Two
Earthenone: !findquote cartoon
LRRbot: Quote #51: "When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper." —Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
trilemma85: So how 'bout that Sticking Around?
Altoguy16499: dood, recess
djalternative: Recess was amazing
InkyGhoast: mlp season 9 starts tomorrow
Izandai: Why is Vraska British?
Earthenone: recess was cool
gredgredmansson: oh hey, I saw a couple episodes of that
sivakrytos: recess _was_ legit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: weren't there 6?
LadyMerlin: recess is amazing
SFSMaus: !findquote cartoon
LRRbot: Quote #51: "When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper." —Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
tipulsar85: I grew up on 90's/2000's SF shows.
Frizzlenill: Where were you when i needed to remember the name of YTV's The Boy, ben? All I had was 'superspy kid with a yoyo', took me FOREVER @loadingreadyrun
jrhwhite: Gus!
Izandai: ONE... IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DOOOOOOOOOOO...
gredgredmansson: Did he say Gus?
Officinalis: Easiest dollar of his life.
Driosenth: I hated rugrats
caulderjof: Ben was more formal with Vince. He went by last name with him.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Daymn ben
InkyGhoast: he said gus before
invaderJim0: he said gus the first time
gredgredmansson: he said Spinelli twice
WonderfulGlory: You said it the first time!
Driosenth: he said gus
Ant__R: you got all 6
BrowneePoints: Only one that matters is Ashley Johnson, Ashley Johnson, Ashley Johnson and Ashley Johnson(she voiced Gretchen)
Altoguy16499: Ben was right
m0nkeyrama: American dollar is worth more than a canadian dollar, so... profit?
Earthenone: did you get randall?
Herlo2: time for a 5/5 Mulldrifter
avidmagicplayer: I like LRR
Earthenone: :P
Hulyen: tear that dollar in half and split it!
aussie_rob_w: Ben said Gus!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that dollar is changing a lot of hands
TheWarbo: !findquote chat log
LRRbot: Quote #1498: "Chat listens to everything and they log it." —Beej [2016-01-11]
gredgredmansson: I thought all the Ashley's had different last names though @BrowneePoints
Arranon: does Clone High count for early 2000s Canadian cartoons?
SlaveToPhage: @m0nkeyrama but its so....filthy
F1SHOR: this deck seems to be missing red.... what even is this!
Rockario: Anybody remember Flying Rhino Junior High?
SquareDotCube: shoulda bet an ice cream
avidmagicplayer: I like LRR VoHiYo
Herlo2: 5
Izandai: I think I somehow remember most of the very small amount of Recess that I watched as a kid.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what's this vraska at? 2?
djalternative: There were 5 ashleys at the school if you count spanelli
tipulsar85: Have a lnad
SydPreviouslyHeadache: GDI opponent
Kykiwi: ugh
NathanJay_GA: ouy
JA_Pinkerton: top decking is an important skillset
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we have to play it
korvys: Was Undergrads Canadian?
DoctorCactus: Bonus mtg before friday night paper fight? You guys are addicted, just how it should be BloodTrail
Hulyen: cue Ritual?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: JESUS
InkyGhoast: HOW
JosephDeath: Three?
NovaTiempo: OMFG
djalternative: HAO
BrowneePoints: O.O
EsperDerek1: Christ.
Herlo2: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
thalanir: WTF
margieargie: What.
m0nkeyrama: For real? what is this seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
JA_Pinkerton: why play the 2nd chamber?
BlindProphet32: t101Big t101Oof
Hulyen: well, okay, pretty much the same effect as Ritual
PatFromIT: Golgari turbo fog, neat
Evochron13: they just -3 kill the ascendency
Altoguy16499: when was the last turn the opponent DIDN'T drop a removal spell
jorian57: Funny thing is, they’re probably thinking “stop playing creatures!”
trilemma85: The best strats is always having the right answer.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and the thing is, they can destroy ascendancy
EsperDerek1: Dude literally has a Vraska and then all the Golgari removal.
ArcticAtlantic: to be fair, i respect opponent for also going for an alt win
PigmyWurm: have they even been sacrificing stuff to vraska?
Hulyen: what's their blue for?
Herlo2: @JA_Pinkerton Vraska could minus to kill the 4/4, having the second could kill her next swing. But they cast Finality so </3
tipulsar85: now they play a creature
PatFromIT: Real question is, what is the blue for?
Evochron13: they had not
Earthenone: too busy drawing 3 to remove this turn right?
JA_Pinkerton: Herlo2 - true
Chartle: what do you guys think of the war of the spark spoilers so far?
BrowneePoints: probably Hydroid Krasis
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pffft oh man, our deck giving us the rubbins
Hulyen: @BrowneePoints Oh, good call
MadWolf1290: way to go Ben
BrowneePoints: My least favorite part of Arena is all the "Solitaire Decks"
margieargie: Live by the alt win con, die by the alt win con.
Altoguy16499: your opponent said no to your creatures
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I wouldn't say sultai is a solitair deck
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NovaTiempo: Still about 300% on yesterdays winrate
trilemma85: Auto mull to 4.
Heartlessangel86: "The next wound will be fatal"
djalternative: Next challenge deck: be able to to make 20 mana in a turn
EsperDerek1: Yeah, that was kind of the opposite, all interaction and then one main threat.
Pharmacistjudge: Good Evening Ben and James. Greetings from Capsule Corp.
Altoguy16499: I feel the only way that could have gone different is because you played that hydra for 1. If you waited till at least for 2, it might have been able to kill Vraska
korvys: !findquote friends
LRRbot: Quote #3676: "We still have three friends." —Paul [2016-11-30]
Heartlessangel86: thousand year storm deck next?
Oatway_: I hate it when my opponents do things
Izandai: Wouldn't a "solitaire deck" be one with no interaction at all, rather than all the interaction?
tipulsar85: What's that grixis Demon deck?
Hulyen: Oh no, Doing Things- our only weakness!
ayirbudd: my guess is grixis discard
Evochron13: ionizer.
seth_erickson: fiery cannonade
djalternative: for a second I thought ben was about to scold chat and got really scared
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i will say, esper control has worn me down a great deal but Magic is in a good spot with Nexus banned in bo1
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: What one sp... ooooh.
trilemma85: 2 blue, he's got a couterspell.
ArcticAtlantic: ascendancy before anything else?
seth_erickson: instant
Hulyen: ascend into climb?
Scar_Red_Tiger: waiting for you to Adapt to shock
PigmyWurm: bait with druid?
Evochron13: there's a LOT of stuff they could have
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: They have 3 lands and we haven't discarded yet. In my experience, that never happens against Grixis discard.
polluxr: it was a trap
JA_Pinkerton: it could be niv mizet splashing black for contempt
Evochron13: bolas?
WonderfulGlory: It was a fuck
Hulyen: It was a fuck?
MrQBear: It sure was.
MadWolf1290: lol
Izandai: Quote?
djalternative: it was a fuck
Evochron13: reasons i hate low drops.
Izandai: "It was a–FUCK!"
Evochron13: ritual of soot
MrQBear: James, Ben is teaching us swears!
aussie_rob_w: It was a fuck?
Altoguy16499: are you playing against mono-removal again?
tipulsar85: It was a copulate?
tratta: i enjoy hearing your voice, Ben and also James.
PatFromIT: Ritual of ruuuuude
LJHero: do sealed
Stoffern: Its Nick
Hulyen: counter on krasis and smash?
Hulyen: oh wait, it flipped <.<
polluxr: play jadelight first
RonnyConcrete: Tap out for Krasis No. 2?
Evochron13: jadelight get a land?
Izandai: Wait for another land before you Krasis.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: BTW chat if you steal a Bolas, don't flip it, it goes back to it's owners control. i'm pretty sure
djalternative: 2nd krasis for the card draw
BrowneePoints: coulda topped the climb and double temple'd them
Izandai: !card nicol bolas, the ravager
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas, the Ravager [1UBR] (back: Nicol Bolas, the Arisen) | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [4/4] | Flying / When Nicol Bolas, the Ravager enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. / {4}{U}{B}{R}: Exile Nicol Bolas, the Ravager, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
aussie_rob_w: @sydpreviouslyheadache correct!
Evochron13: thats bad.
Izandai: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Correct.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. Howdy Angrath
Evochron13: -3 steals and sacs your krasis
Oatway_: don't have a cow, man
Hulyen: lrrCOW
polluxr: no fiyah, no steel
PatFromIT: Oh no, cow daddy is here!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh it even explicitly says under it's owners control. thank you
Evochron13: interesting choice.
Kykiwi: opp?
xDasterrx: double kill
VoyRising: oops
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, peculiar play there opponent
Hulyen: Flample!
Evochron13: oh.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Super friends?
m0nkeyrama: What were they doing NotLikeThis
MechaKuuga: OP not reading
Chartle: grixis superfriends
CyanMig: bolas couldnt live without his cow man
Chartle: ?
aitsu100: idk the block on the plauge whight was pretty bad James
tipulsar85: Seems like Bolas superfiends
Izandai: Save the Krasis for another land.
Kykiwi: only have 3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right, we only have 3
Kykiwi: rember
Znazl: yep
aitsu100: yes
Hulyen: yuuuuuup
xDasterrx: 3 of everything
aitsu100: lol
PatFromIT: you only have 3 of everything
RonnyConcrete: Max 3 of everything
thalanir: rooKek
djalternative: 3 of everything remember
InkyGhoast: whoops
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Jaaaaaammes.
VoyRising: #blamejames
Spacecarl: Remember when James said to cut one of each thing?
Arranon: well, you weren't going to use that mana anyway
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Now that's the best thing I've seen in Magic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah ah oh no
Balbaun: LUL
trilemma85: looooooooooool
Perchipy: #blamejames
Izandai: #BlameJames
aussie_rob_w: It’s there.
MechaKuuga: damn it James
thalanir: #BlameJames
Hulyen: #blamejames
ArcticAtlantic: #blaaaaamejaaaaaames
NathanJay_GA: cheer100 jank tank cranks yanks; blanks Franc bank, yanks swank
ForOhForError: #JamesJames
aussie_rob_w: #BlameJames
xDasterrx: ranger
tipulsar85: They certainly are on superfiends...
aussie_rob_w: Squadron Hawk! 4!
Stoffern: We need to have a clip of deck brewing then a clip of this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, we can play both ranger and gcg
midday_rendelnep: 'bens fault' It says on the commaless deck name!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Grixis has a lot of friends
Heartlessangel86: wishing for leathal
JA_Pinkerton: called it!
Arranon: well, there goes that
xDasterrx: they didnt do it again=(
polluxr: Niv Mizzet could care less about Ral
polluxr: that stupid dragon u_u
Kykiwi: WAt
Kykiwi: lol
jrhwhite: jrhwhiNeverLucky
Hulyen: #BlameBames
thalanir: rooKek
aitsu100: oh sheeeetttt
tipulsar85: #blameben
Arranon: lol
polluxr: D:
tehcrashxor: He's not sorry for the choking, just that it was caught on camera
LJHero: r
ForOhForError: "hey no that's mine"
PatFromIT: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
MvTurtle: he has no green
VoyRising: wwwwelp
LJHero: u
MechaKuuga: LUL
LJHero: d
WowoT: ooze
LJHero: e
Pharmacistjudge: he can't make green
Earthenone: they dont have green
e_bloc: cheer169 some bits for two of my favorite streamers. oh wow you are super dead
Chartle: he can't actiavte it
polluxr: fudge
ArcticAtlantic: it goes into orbit
BrowneePoints: nah you just topdeck the next Climb
Chartle: still ahead in life total
Pharmacistjudge: well, technically that do have green...but they have to take hadana to get it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben "can beat Niv Mizzet" Ulmer
Hulyen: With no removal?
djalternative: but can you beat 4 niv mizzets
JA_Pinkerton: just need a whirly boi and a lava coil
e_bloc: "I can beat a niv-mizzet" - someone about to die to a niv-mizzet
Oatway_: does weird Friday cause manic monday
tratta: wait why no friday night paper fight?
aussie_rob_w: @e_bloc katesLol
Juliamon: !fnpf
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Kumakaori: Panalysts filming :).
Earthenone: !fnpf
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HarmonisedMelody: It'll be filming for all of the new season of Panalysts
WowoT: ranger
aitsu100: make a ooze?
tratta: oh, thanks LRRbot!
Stoffern: Tomorrow you get to punch a hole James
WowoT: make ooze
adambomb625: Kill crasis with Lizrog Kappa
Altoguy16499: who runs swell swindle?!
aitsu100: what
Hulyen: WTF
Kykiwi: for 3 mana wow
ForOhForError: they have green now
jrhwhite: now they have green!!
e_bloc: you got bamboozled
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aitsu100: omg
niccus: outjanked
MarbasVI: Now he can activate xDD
PatFromIT: What is OP's deck?
Arikell: I think OP is winning
Chartle: oh shit now he can temple
aussie_rob_w: What’s a Lizrog do?
jrhwhite: jrhwhiHatesIt
ayirbudd: well now they can activate hadanas lol
Heartlessangel86: bolas just took and entire city for the cheap cost of 6 mana ^^
Kumakaori: they can activate hadana's now. XD
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
Nightdragons5227: no paper fight tonight
PatFromIT: Grixis weird stuff?
djalternative: tommorow is more punch chunk. the best stream on the internet
aussie_rob_w: There’s the green mana.
Znazl: make ooze
tratta: ooh, a conspiracy!
Altoguy16499: conspiracy, or conspiracy take the crown?
Heartlessangel86: bambosal
blast__femur: this is the paper of the future
BrowneePoints: nah you just gonna topdeck hadana's next turn Q.Q
Kykiwi: nooo
WowoT: wait wait wait, youre saying im actually gona be able to watch a pre pre release for once??!?!!?!?!
Earthenone: !ppr
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BrowneePoints: Have Faith in the Combine!
Hulyen: aw snap, think the preprerelease is MCG weekend
superbloodwolfmoon: The fact that they've untapped (like three times) with an active Niv and haven't won...
tratta: it has the worst art out of all of them, that's for sure
jjob24: Any plans to play paper magic tonight?
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Earthenone: !fnpf
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Hulyen: dek pls
Altoguy16499: internet: This is the worst niv mizzet ever Niv mizzet: Hold my beer
w1nsol: Seeing your opponent untap with Niv is such a bad feeling.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Man, people can be dumb. I remember a lot of people crapping on a lot of good cards
Hulyen: Check just to be sure!
The_Passerby: James, are you on Team #Bolas or Team #Jaciana?
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Nice impression of "the entire MTG community" Ben LUL
EsperDerek1: I feel like he could have killed you by now if he had of been directing those pings at your face.
DoktorPiccolo: Jaciana? Jace+liliana, right?
The_Passerby: Hey Ben, are you on Team #BolasWins or Team #Jaciana?
Altoguy16499: he just doesn't go infinite with ophidian's eye/curiosity
BrowneePoints: and he's bigger than the other 2 Nivs
The_Passerby: @DoktorPiccolo of course.
Uzumaki15: you think OP knows you can target face?
Heartlessangel86: ah so our opponet is on mono removal
Hulyen: narp
Pharmacistjudge: not hive mind...I don't have the mana to pay for pact...i'll lose The Game
theonlyangelx: #notit
Oatway_: adapt twice to send a message
DoktorPiccolo: Jace and lili is not a healthy relationship
Kykiwi: maybe opp targets the hydra and makes it supre huge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Helm of the Host Elfball?
MadWolf1290: REALLY @Pharmacistjudge !?
gredgredmansson: @Pharmacistjudge WHY THOUGH.
BrowneePoints: Guilds of Ravnica sealed?
djalternative: Tonight is the jank tank
Hulyen: Mono Ooze?
Chartle: WOAH RUDE
Hulyen: There's at least 2!
theonlyangelx: you could play Esper control :3
PatFromIT: wooo, I'm the scourge of magic! :D
jrhwhite: Play Scapeshift Mill!!!
Fofo57007: Nikya deck
Altoguy16499: Mardu aristocrats!
HondoTrigger: direct challenge viewers you cowards SeriousSloth
seth_erickson: Build a Mill deck
Drewski346: Lets see mardu!
midday_rendelnep: hats?
EsperDerek1: Mono-Ooze!
CrazymattCaptain: a real deck? that sounds wrong
Zalbaag: Build around the Rampaging statue?
Kykiwi: Mardu enchament contrl
Ant__R: something that mills
BrowneePoints: Fall of the Thran Kaya
Hulyen: How many Oozes are in standard?
superbloodwolfmoon: Yeah! It's about feeding everyone else on the ladder!
djalternative: Mill
Rockario: The jank was our skill the whole time lrrBEEJ
cmdrsausage: Play gates
blast__femur: esper control isn't jank
DaSunao: Gates jank?
aitsu100: mardu aristocrats
tratta: BEAR FORCE ONE
blast__femur: it's for real
Teletran2: Storm
ArcticAtlantic: do pack rats or the mill dudes count as jank?
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I lost to a scapeshift mill earlier tonight. I did not enjoy it.
Znazl: play gruul midrange rooShrug
aussie_rob_w: Ben’s so not a drafter.
MechaKuuga: What about Bant Defenders?
Heartlessangel86: mill deck?
lovellup: supercriends
Sthrad: captivate audience
Altoguy16499: Aristocrats!
niccus: red thud
BrowneePoints: Kaya Fall of the Thran!
Kykiwi: mardu enchament control
tipulsar85: Pirates?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bedeck and Dead Mans Chest control
aussie_rob_w: I love it.
sithenin: I have a jank play opponents cards deck
caulderjof: All my jank is from the 90s.
seth_erickson: Scapeshift mill does sound like fun
JA_Pinkerton: esper control but remove every wincon and see how many people jsut scoop anyway
Earthenone: arcades?
xDasterrx: bant arcades
lovellup: superfriends
Znazl: Smothering tithes Storm?!
Lazarus_18: mono mythics
theonlyangelx: awww, come on Bennnn... I've been having great success with it!!
LadyMerlin: aristocrats
Heartlessangel86: or drege standard?
kingzorro75: Dimir mill
GalacticBoredom: play Temur Reclemation, giant fireballs to the face
Oatway_: rainbow lich
seth_erickson: Etrata makes them lose
sigurdir: Teysa Afterlife?
Earthenone: vraska is lose the game
xDasterrx: loses the game
seth_erickson: cause they lose
Hulyen: Oooo, Ertata!
gredgredmansson: Persistent Petitioners
aitsu100: look up lose the game
aitsu100: chance deck\
jrhwhite: @LoadingReadyRun Scapeshift Mill is pretty spicy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I mean, I love Etrata
oyleslyck: RNJank deck, you roll dice to pick your cards lrrBEEJ
gredgredmansson: OOOH ETRATA
SketchyDetails: ooo, mobile deckmaster?
Radyin: High Alert/Arcades?
seth_erickson: Etrata Helm of the Host
djalternative: etrata plus litches mastery?
Kykiwi: mirro march?
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: what about that rakdos enchantment you give to the other guy?
Lupis_: revel in riches, smorthering tithe, and the new wheel in azorious
tipulsar85: Buy all the Bundles?
Fofo57007: smothering tithe storm sounds spicy
Evochron13: etrata + forerunner of the legion esper vampires
DoktorPiccolo: Lich's Mastery+Chance for Glory, let's go
BrowneePoints: Scapeshift Mill, Kaya Land Destruction
ArcticAtlantic: what time does this show end? i should probably go to bed soon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Scapeshift Tatyova and Psychic corrosion?
Hulyen: Good 60!
gredgredmansson: Grixis Etrata Mirror March
lovellup: super friends
blast__femur: I didn't know they reprinted scapeshift
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Go Boros Nog
Evochron13: skapshift mill is a gates deck
jrhwhite: You use psychic corrosion with guild summit to mill your opponent with scapeshift
SketchyDetails: izzet tempo
HondoTrigger: Ali Eldrazi has some really memey decks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Scapeshift mill is going tob e a lot better once new jace is live
theonlyangelx: I'm so excited for scapeshift + proliferater next set
seth_erickson: gates gates
theclawmasheen: Horse tribal!
seth_erickson: I love gates
Fofo57007: is mirror march really bugged to be 10% win rate?
theonlyangelx: 4 colour shift will be nice :3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Scapeshift mill is not exactly good, but it's fun
kingzorro75: Dimir mill
Hulyen: Run the rare lifegain gate too?
BrowneePoints: there's also Primal Amulet Fight Fire with Fire/Mirari's Conjecture
Pharmacistjudge: it's not actually a gate though
Hulyen: It's not, but it can help buy time?
SketchyDetails: so many good ways to double spells besides pamulet and miraris
InkyGhoast: ooh temur ren?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: scroll down
seth_erickson: They look sooo goood
Kamotetop: just type guildgate
kanimaras: Graham, wherever he is, just felt a shiver
theonlyangelx: om Nom Nom gems
Evochron13: deck name: Chat's Fault
Pharmacistjudge: thank you card kingdom!
SketchyDetails: expansion//explosion is good for it too, and it can be an extra burn x spell to double
aitsu100: just type in gaTE
Amishdemon: why boros guildgate?
Evochron13: probably gates abalze
BrowneePoints: @SketchyDetails Pamulet and Mirari's are the most efficient
xDasterrx: why boros guildgates? they are literally worthless for you?
catsarelegends321: I got a deck that gains infinite life, infinite mill, infinite merfolk, infinite treasure, infinite life loss for your opponent and infinite tokens with haste..... but it’s jank af
Earthenone: they say "gate"
xDasterrx: take gruul guildgates instead of bors
Ant__R: pls take out boros
theonlyangelx: ;_;
Ant__R: simic or gruul
adambomb625: How do you equip sleeves in arena?
xDasterrx: the list is probably from last set D:
Evochron13: check the sideboard if any?
seth_erickson: Looks Sweet
Hulyen: simic does seem better?
djalternative: does anything care about white?
Evochron13: sideboard probably runs gates ablaze and archway angel
Bobtheninjagoldfish: all these gates and no collosi?
niccus: sleeves is next to card box at top right
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: That list pre RA?
DoktorPiccolo: Sideboard maybe?
e_bloc: I have no idea if this is good but I'm excited for it
Earthenone: you have blue and green simic might be useful
WowoT: if you want life gain you can run the plaza of harmony ( i think it is)
NiwoX_: Sonic simic
Hulyen: Simic over Azorius?
stupickles___: why not simic
Kamotetop: 4 limit
Rurikhelm: simic guildgate instead of izzet
adambomb625: @niccus Thanks
Ant__R: grn list
niccus: the deck was too powerful. it had to be held back
djalternative: do you need 5 colors for some reason
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: why black?
Rockario: I mean, we're going for jank, right? lrrBEEJ
aitsu100: GATES ABLAZE
Evochron13: growth spiral?
WowoT: gatebreaker ram?
aitsu100: sorry caps
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Ram?
Hulyen: This list does seem pre-RA
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Sylvan Awakening?
e_bloc: yeah gates ablaze seems pretty dece
Radyin: It was made before RNA.
Kykiwi: how are we milling them?
jrhwhite: this list seems before RNA
aitsu100: that explains alot
Hulyen: Colosus?
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: simic for dimir?
EnoTheTonberry: But there's a Gruul Guildgate
e_bloc: cut greenseeker for spiral
djalternative: so what do we put in now that we have RNA
Politicallycorrekt: I like mass manipulation in these builds
jrhwhite: I'm here!!!
blast__femur: those dumb fools from the past
jrhwhite: I'm just getting buried
Kamotetop: @LoadingReadyRun Change rejuvinator for the gate elf
Zombeenie: Wait are you playing lands?
Kamotetop: no miss
theonlyangelx: maybe time for a diamond in jer?
Zombeenie: Where's Serge when you need him?!
Hulyen: Oh, clear the mind seems good!
theonlyangelx: *on
Zombeenie: Oh the gates deck
e_bloc: could cut a swordtooth or two
Hulyen: recycle your gates and scapeshifts
FelineFamilyGaming subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
FelineFamilyGaming: Woo 13 months! Can't wait to be in Victoria on Tuesday! Any suggestions on fun things to do?
LettingMyGutHangOut: Wait. You blaming us??
ArcOfTheConclave: our fault!
cmdrsausage: Expansion/explosion make them draw their deck?
PatFromIT: 7-0 incoming =3
midday_rendelnep: they are
theonlyangelx: hey, I suggested Esper control, like a winner
EnoTheTonberry: #BlameJames
margieargie: It's always chat's fault.
e_bloc: I'll take the blame, this deck looks honking awesome
SFSMaus: I feel honoured.
LettingMyGutHangOut: Come at me bro!!
catsarelegends321: lol
kanimaras: perfect draws all through
Zombeenie: Check out the bug zoo!
WowoT: go visit the moon base :P
kanimaras: "downtown and the museum"..... ..
EnoTheTonberry: Stalk Ben
theonlyangelx: get some Korean fried chicken, probably
HesGotNoPants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:24:03.
FelineFamilyGaming: Oooo pierogis
zuchen_120: So dead.
EnoTheTonberry: Haha
Zombeenie: The only time I went to Victoria we checked out the miniature museum and the bug zoo. Great time.
fritobandeeto: this is a house of learned doctors
kanimaras: are there neat docks and/or reefs?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Visit some of the awesome restaurants! Nubo on Pandora, Petit Saigon just off Broughton...
Hulyen: Suelt?
LettingMyGutHangOut: You guys have jobs? or you allow another business to operate at the moon base?
Rockario: Is there an equivalent perogieplace in Vancouver area?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good thing we had a second one
jrhwhite: jrhwhiHatesIt
Ant__R: mono blue the bane of fun
Desruprot: sultai?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: btw, that Surge mare is actually really good
HondoTrigger: aren't you in the event and not free play?
Earthenone: which one of these decks is the teir one deck?
Mastaalucard: complaining about them bringing a tier 1 deck when you're playing gateshift? really?
theonlyangelx: I resent that, as someone playing Esper right now
Hulyen: U umlaut is usually written as ue when you don't have an umlaut handy
niccus: scapeshift is always tier 1
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djalternative: don't you know you're on the jank tank mcsuperbee? where's your jank?
e_bloc: a board wipe would be gates amazing right now
Radyin: With Beej on staff now, how many full time employees does LRR have?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, Esper is oppressive
FelineFamilyGaming: Yeah husband and I are planning on visiting as many local food joints as we can. We love good food...and coffee.
jrhwhite: I played RUG
aitsu100: i really like their frans rushing them on stage when they won
jrhwhite: As all good Scapeshift lists should be
Earthenone: 5 i think? beej, graham, kathleen, paul, james?
theonlyangelx: I'm looking at 4 colour scapeshift for the new set
kanimaras: do you have any cool public artwork?
catsarelegends321: combo decks really need board wipes
tehcrashxor: What day does The Parsonage serve wolf?
tehcrashxor: You mean commodoreHUSTLE lied to me?
ArcticAtlantic: what is the mill in this deck?
jonasjonIV: as, stopped playing arena in time to catch some arena!
FelineFamilyGaming: Definitely will be referencing the stream for ideas.
Radyin: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:29.
e_bloc: where should I eat in Victoria if I want to leer at Ben at 6:30 p.m. on a Saturday Kappa
ArcticAtlantic: well i see one there i guess
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
Earthenone: @ArcticAtlantic psychic corosion, comboed with scapeshift and guild summit
sho_supercharge: that little pub down by Gyro Park, past UVIC is great too
aitsu100: what you did was listen to chat
omdorastrix: Ben: On a scale of 1-10, how tired are you of "pick up your tokens ben..."? (I just happened to rewatch that one earlier)
Earthenone: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
theonlyangelx: theonl45LURK theonl45LURK theonl45LURK
e_bloc: the real magic is the losses we accrued along the way
Hulyen: at least you're winning matches occasionally?
ArcticAtlantic: @Earthenone i was thinking of a different card from psychic corrosion. makes sense now. i was thinking of like a counterspell that mills 3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the BIGGEST of OOFs
Radyin: You did win a Magic award this week though.
SirZapdos: can i get an F in the chat
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
aitsu100: F
jonasjonIV: F
thalanir: roo7
djalternative: F
midday_rendelnep: F
DaSunao: lrrSCOOP
axare123: f
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatYIKES sergeIntoTheSea
e_bloc: 1 scapeshift
e_bloc: 2 swordtooth
KorgantheMediocre: wubrgLost
Hulyen: wait, what? Magic award for streaming?
Spacecarl: What about that scapeshift deck with multani and thus?
Spacecarl: thud
e_bloc: 1 rejuvenator?
kanimaras: No rams tho :O
Stellapacifica: Get Ram?
stupickles___: the ram
HesGotNoPants: ram?
JeezboozXD: What's the game plan?
Buxx345: hwat is this?
aitsu100: plaza?
jrhwhite: don't need ram
korvys: you only have 21 land - you took out some and didn't replace them
Lazarus_18: Plaza of harmony?
Zociel: why not ram for wayward sword tooth
korvys: oh, 23
Ant__R: harmony?
seth_erickson: colossus seems better as a slow down
djalternative: open the gates
Zombeenie: GateShift
LadyMerlin: kayaa
Stellapacifica: Ah sorry, I thought it was partially the gates deck
DaSunao: This is a mill deck
VTMonster: mill wall
the_one_and_only_kim: Plaza of harmony
Zombeenie: ScapeGate
e_bloc: 1 Kaya's Wrath Kappa
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niccus: is there like a tier 4 crucible deck in standard
dacardczar: Ram-begone?
Stellapacifica: Petitioners then?
ArcticAtlantic: i like the principled opposition to ram #janklife
kanimaras: chat disavows this deck
theonlyangelx: ohai @the_one_and_only_kim
RonnyConcrete: Increase to 4x Gruul Gate?
JeezboozXD: We got dem root snares?
stupickles___: mill wall sounds good or mill counter
Lazarus_18: Plaza keeps you alive
Radyin: One more Gruul?
the_one_and_only_kim: Heya @theonlyangelx
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WizardZedd: #100! Do I win a prize?
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catsarelegends321: yeah, the fall of the thran, phyrexian scriptures, mending of dominaria combo deck is so freaking annoying
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azlinea: 100 for the day?
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Ant__R: swap a selesnya for a plaza
kanimaras: glhf
midday_rendelnep: give up and blame us. easy pezy
HesGotNoPants: ben burns all jame's cards if they lose
azlinea: close enough
HesGotNoPants: james'
azlinea: also hello chat
phorrestgaze: nice
kanimaras: nice
tehcrashxor: nice
JeezboozXD: what a memer
Nocxia: oh..oh wow
Hulyen: Why does the name entry let you use full punctuation o.o
midday_rendelnep: katesNice
Superbadluck: gg
kerbalized_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
DeviantHS: cant see deck with deckmaster anymore?
WizardZedd: Why on earth are you allowed to put question marks in your username :|
niccus: knockoff gates deck with Awakened Amalgam in place of goat/colossus
Rockario: I mean, why not Hulyen?
e_bloc: I played against 'pizzagateisreal' and had to report his username
jonasjonIV: wow
TheThromborax: WHAT UP I drank the GOOD tequila and now I have bad inhibitions
kanimaras: Ram would be pretty cool here
stupickles___: cool
midday_rendelnep: do it again
Juliamon: lies, there is no good tequila
ElektroTal: wait, what does this deck even do
Earthenone: how does the ram mill them?
Ant__R: good question
e_bloc: it's all good tequila after a while
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Stay hydrated kids
djalternative: it mills them
margieargie: @TheThromborax I'm getting into some good mead and i'll probably be following
ElektroTal: herd you lik lands
margieargie: (it's mango flavored)
BrindleBoar: there is good tequila, it just does the same thing to your brain bad tequila does
TheThromborax: @margieargie that's a good person!
TheThromborax: who are Bem
TheThromborax: da,mot
TheThromborax: why are Ben's lands so pretty?
Earthenone: ben payed 2000 gems to get alt art guildgates
aussie_rob_w: Scapeshift and start playing land out of the bin?
margieargie: I don't think we'll ever really know who Ben are.
e_bloc: things could be worse
korvys: !findquote gate
LRRbot: Quote #3770: "I have my lines through this course plotted out pretty precisely. You go straight forward you hit the first gate, and then directly up Matt's ass." —MrPhlip [2016-12-21]
zuchen_120: When I feel bad about myself, I play against Sparky and go into Training...just to see my deck do it’s thing. @loadingreadyrun
kanimaras: #nopants
Earthenone: time to cross the streams?
TheThromborax: yo mods give me that good 6 hour timeout I want to have friends tomorrow
m0nkeyrama: wooooooooow
stupickles___: I don't think sword tooth is a great fit in this deck
BrowneePoints: some Guiiiiiilds of Ravnica Sealed?
kerbalized_: close arena and play mario party?
Agnememnon: !deck
Anubis169: TheThromborax... are you serious?
ancientspark: Scapeshift for that lifegain land?
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:13.
Anubis169: i mean i can if you want...
aussie_rob_w: Thrombo is the tequila drunk.
jrhwhite: I sent you a good list on fb
TheThromborax: no i'll just close chat
kanimaras: never listen to chat
JonnyGlitch: Hi Ben! Hi James! Hi Chat!
NathanJay_GA: You could always just log out, @thethromborax
theonlyangelx: I mean... do you want a serious answer?
dougma: oponent had the nut, it happens
Zombeenie: Send a message
Anubis169: oki xxxCOM
Zombeenie: Wayward into double plaza
Perchipy: U didn't play top standard decks
midday_rendelnep: honestly the blame is square on us now. Deck sez so.
e_bloc: that's why they should make all mythics playable
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i for sure would have take a reliquary toewr
Ant__R: yeah havent even seen a tatyova
MechaKuuga: This is looking kinda dire
Superbadluck: thats my deck
m0nkeyrama: Daaang
WowoT: did you add gates ablaze?
djalternative: look at all that land
m0nkeyrama: gates ablaze woulda been clutch
CyanMig: deck name Jer's fault?
HondoTrigger: you can direct challenge me and I'll just auto pass the turn each time Kappa
PatFromIT: You drew a gates electrified, that's kinda the same right?
niccus: ever queue with a goldfish
Spacecarl: My personal goofy deck is red black punisher, with 4 sword point diplomacy, risk factor, the 3 drain black spell
caulilafleur: @LoadingReadyRun How do you directly challenge someone? New to the game and having trouble
e_bloc: ah the clear the mind crucible of worlds combo :/
stupickles___: this makes me miss splendid reclamation
inFluxButCooler: Scapeshift is like my favourite card in my lands edh deck
JeezboozXD: Root snare
voslan: Or Discord
aliencheese2: Gaeas blessing instead of clear the mind? you are in green
RonnyConcrete: Corrosion?
Kamotetop: corrosion
inFluxButCooler: The milllllll
Earthenone: the win condition you play at 2?
BrowneePoints: One day when you feel vindictive you should make a fall of the Thran deck
inFluxButCooler: The sleeves didnt save i dont think
Znazl: didnt confirm sleeves NotLikeThis
Earthenone: 42069
jrhwhite: 69420
ArcticAtlantic: 42069
voslan: @LoadingReadyRun How hard was it to keep the Nahiri spoilers under wrap? did you ever just want to tell like 5 random people?
stupickles___: I would think you would want more psychic than that, they stack well
El_Funko: I thought James got Big_Jimmy_7
ArcticAtlantic: i wonder if anyone actually is #42069
Blasteg: Speaking of 42069 and its variation, wonder how many use that as password LUL
ArcticAtlantic: i assume someone is
m0nkeyrama: No early spoilers for Ben NotLikeThis
kanimaras: does that help? "well cam knew"
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ArcticAtlantic: #blamepeopleotherthanjames
EnoTheTonberry: Wouldn't you like to know our spoiler!
Ant__R: mono brain cell
djalternative: mono red mono nucleosis
Blasteg: RDW wins
JonnyGlitch: Red Deck Wins wins?
BrowneePoints: See I don't mind RDW, but Curious Obsession reminds me of Bogles and just makes my blood boil
korvys: Yes you are!
EnoTheTonberry: You're making Ice Cream Money
JeezboozXD: Mono Blue did nothing wrong
Znazl: they just added the 'no stink' tournament rule to yugioh
djalternative: there is. they also have a full ar version of Yu-Gi-Oh that they use at theri world championships that's super dope
jrhwhite: just decked my op by tapping 17 gates to draw with guild summit with 2 corrosions in play :P
El_Funko: I always knew James was on the take from Big Icecreama
Blasteg: The strongest card in magic, Island
SydPreviouslyHeadache: off topic question, is Hautli just Red/White? and the green was just an off color?
ThorSokar: Is it time for the return of #CakeBits to cheer James up?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fucking esper
Ant__R: who absorbs a swordtooth
HesGotNoPants: @thorsokar you mean to fatten up james?
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EOstby: Whoa, fancy Guildgates tonight, gents.
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jonasjonIV: de ja vu
Earthenone: operathenine @Ant__R
zahlfast: I think we lose
PatFromIT: oh neat, esper control... guess we'll die of boredom then
WowoT: who absorbs 2 swordtooths @Ant__R
Znazl: pretty much
korvys: Ladder doesn't make gold for winning
rarermonsters: Constructed Events are super spikey
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I guess it makes sense
Frypod1077: Esper deck fears what it doesn’t understand, and so they counter anything they don’t know like the back kf their hand
thesurfaceofthemoon: Yeah, ladder only gets you dailies.
EnoTheTonberry: I figured the drop in winnings dissuaded spikes
djalternative: What are you guys' favorite non-standard icecream flavor? Non-Standard defined as a flavor you can't just find everywhere.
BrowneePoints: @djalternative Blue Bunny Cinnamon Ice Cream. AMAZING with Apple Pie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like, i hope WAR brings some variety because i'm real sick of mono red and esper
ArtemisKing subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
ArtemisKing: I really want to build that gate deck in paper for my local mtg group
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ArtemisKing! (Today's storm count: 104)
tratta: @djalternative milk.
Radyin: @djalternative Mine is baklava.
DaSunao: Woah
Frypod1077: Really wish they would remove his keep up the pace line
Znazl: just route
Blasteg: 8 PogChamp, that's like, 2/3 of a season
EnoTheTonberry: Eight is Enough
EnoTheTonberry: Also, Good News!
BrowneePoints: @SydPreviouslyHeadache I don't mind RDW, but Esper is abysmal to play against. Same for the Reclamation control decks
zahlfast: I'm very excited for pre-pre release
zahlfast: Even without a yargle
Radyin: What is the average editing time for an ep of the Panalysts?
tehcrashxor: Aww, I wanted to overhear Kathleen.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no, RDW isn't actually that bad, I just see it all the time
rarermonsters: Oh no, it's a lady ghostbuster and she's destroying our treasured memories!
Galvin_Duck: did lrr anounce guests yet?
HesGotNoPants: what show is 2 on 1 off?
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The War of the Spark Pre-PreRelease will be April 19th at 11AM Moonbase time. Guests and info: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3V09LSU4AAVZKz.jpg
VanFlicke: this looks like the Esper that won Mythic
zahlfast: They did
Galvin_Duck: ty
Znazl: Draw
theonlyangelx: really, acuity?
korvys: draw
e_bloc: Tappy Toe Claws hype
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Ah Esper control. "I'm not having fun until you're not having fun."
theonlyangelx: interesting.
BrowneePoints: I hope Kathleen pulls a Foil Nicol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok so. assuming the opponent doesn't counter our win con, we could win very quickly
kanimaras: this deck is... better?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or we could give up
e_bloc: def get tower
e_bloc: no tower?
kanimaras: I feel like you got trolled with this deck
LadyMerlin: poor been
JeezboozXD: lol
theonlyangelx: smrt
alsalvadoor: @LoadingReadyRun In a three color commander deck would you recommend running three signets
jrhwhite: with clear the minds you can actually win this matchup
Kamotetop: at least you got corrosion
theonlyangelx: corrosion, clear
theonlyangelx: then scapeshift
Earthenone: i would run 3 signents in a commander deck if i could, especialy if it is a non green one
zahlfast: This deck looks sweeeet
Kamotetop: tatyova doubles your draw?
ArcticAtlantic: they are already drawing quite a lot of cards so they might be vulnerable to mill
alsalvadoor: @Earthenone its abzan tokens, Ghave, Guru of spores
the_one_and_only_kim: Acuity build doesn’t actually run that many counters
zahlfast: 1 more absorb, 1 negate?
Znazl: he actually runs oath?!
zahlfast: But they have mortifies
EnoTheTonberry: I learned a thing today. Esper Sucks
theonlyangelx: we hang out everywhere
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: It's the weekend. Always hurts more on the weekend
theonlyangelx: Esper is great if you like winning
aitsu100: poor sparky
EnoTheTonberry: It's so swingy emotionally.
Earthenone: 3 of a kind, is a good hand right?
zahlfast: :)
ArcticAtlantic: i play a high tier mono red deck in constructed to get gold for drafting
niccus: what's a friend
seth_erickson: no
djalternative: no
theonlyangelx: I don't need friends, I win a lot
m0nkeyrama: LUL
the_one_and_only_kim: Inc minored
rarermonsters: I don't know, all my friends know how to git gud
m0nkeyrama: Daaaamn, Ben
HondoTrigger: burn is the bad guys ben
theonlyangelx: also, get fucked Ben :P
PaperDoopliss: Cam playing control is just kayfabe, right?
ArcticAtlantic: god high tier sounds kinda arrogant. i read a list and spent a bunch of wildcards xD
corpocracy: Whoa, isn't Jer in the chat?
Blasteg: Well, it's arena, it's unlikely you meet the opponent again anyway
aitsu100: i love seeing esper cuz they cant beat mardu aristocrats
zahlfast: Friends = overrated
JeezboozXD: I've been playing Mono U. It's been a wild ride
axare123: esper is ok if you like to do nothing...
Earthenone: !findquote kayfabe
LRRbot: Quote #5524: "We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe." —Jordan [2018-11-14]
EnoTheTonberry: Cam is playing Tin Man All Star Band
EnoTheTonberry: Definitely not control
BrowneePoints: I'll take this Version of Esper over Esper Control from LAST Ravnica block. "Um Supreme Verdict...Sphinx's Rev, drownyard, drownyard, sphinx's rev, drownyard, drownyard"
Scar_Red_Tiger: I just play midrange Esper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
zahlfast: What's drownyard?
EnoTheTonberry: This Kills the Ben
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Nowadays, instead of the frustration concede when faced with a counter/control deck, I just keep on playing. If their idea of fun is to keep me from playing cards, then I'll make them take as much time as possible to have that fun.
theonlyangelx: I've got friends. ;_;
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm trying to think how esper doesn't beat aristocrats
niccus: careful, sparky curves out...
theonlyangelx: theonl45LURK theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45LURK
PatFromIT: Noooo, don't pick on Mark Rosewater like this!
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Gaby posted a clip recently of her losing to Sparky.
zuchen_120: Lol
HondoTrigger: they delete your account
Rockario: Is Sparky just the name of the practice bot?
aitsu100: i hope sparky wins
e_bloc: if you lose to sparky you are permabanned
VanFlicke: Gaby lost yesterday
zephlyn7790: quote: sparky
Scar_Red_Tiger: Quit magic forever?
Earthenone: new stream title changed from "the jank tank" to "war of the sparky"
theonlyangelx: sparky has a cat face???
EnoTheTonberry: Mono Blue
Kykiwi: lol
zahlfast: Gooooo sparky
Earthenone: !card flying men
LRRbot: Flying Men [U] | Creature — Human [1/1] | Flying
djalternative: arena exclusive
EnoTheTonberry: Curious Obsession
JeezboozXD: That's a bomb
Blasteg: playing limited deck in constructed
ayirbudd: itsa flyin man
Ant__R: holding negate
HesGotNoPants: if you lose delete ben's account
RogueLink: What decks does sparky play?
superbloodwolfmoon: Sparky's got this.
RogueLink: LOL
gredgredmansson: that ain't no Storm Crow
JeezboozXD: LOL
superbloodwolfmoon: LOL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HA
aitsu100: lmao
theonlyangelx: HA
m0nkeyrama: LUL amaaazing
The_Passerby: It's a 1/1 Flyer?! Concede!
Earthenone: lmao
SydPreviouslyHeadache: omg no
starlitdiscord: um
EnoTheTonberry: Are you okay?
jonasjonIV: o....kay
HondoTrigger: YOU GUYS ARE CURSED
aitsu100: gonna get milled out by the bot nice
The_Passerby: 1/1 Flyer with Mill?! CONCEDE!
The_Passerby: :P
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Sparky's one bloodthirsty bastard.
SirZapdos: F
MrQBear: Oh wow, I remember losing to this sparky.
Diabore: sparky gonna put you in the GROUND
korvys: Not only is sparking beating you, they're MOCKING you
sithenin: Amazing
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: sparky's gonna get you
stupickles___: ur gonna get milled by sparky
Catastrophil: Sparky on that mono blue mill
gizmofreak1: BODDIEEDD!!!!
m0nkeyrama: Sparky's out for blood
LadyMerlin: hahah
theonlyangelx: that's what you get for playing sparky instead of playing spikey!!!
superbloodwolfmoon: Guys I think Sparky's deck is better.
starlitdiscord: sparky's angered
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
zuchen_120: Lolol
Kykiwi: it is k we got mending
zahlfast: <3 <3
catsarelegends321: hey thats good, you have crucible
punmaster50cent: Sparky don't play, son
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this hurts, but damn it's hilarious
BrowneePoints: This Angers the sparky
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrWOW
zuchen_120: hooglYikes
DaSunao: lrrWOW
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: Sparky come to play!
SirZapdos: don't you know about the bird?
Adorabold: lrrWOW
zahlfast: This is beautiful
voslan: Luck so bad, the bot wins
theonlyangelx: *thinking*
e_bloc: party100 clear your mind, or sparky will clear it for you
JeezboozXD: LUL
shadowypenguin: do you really want to be drawing cards right now
JeezboozXD: Get fucked
m0nkeyrama: oh noooo
niccus: look, you were warned
hockeygoaliechris: Concede
kanimaras: their deck is pretty good
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Not only is sparking beating you, they're MOCKING you
MrQBear: The monoblue sparky is so rude
zahlfast: Wincons down?
stupickles___: cheer100 these bits are for sparky
korvys: Sparky
EnoTheTonberry: Do you guys know what list Sparky's Running? I'm into it
tehcrashxor: This deck is fantastic.
DaseBeleren: this is some of the most entertaining magic i've seen a long time
starlitdiscord: this is amazing
DaseBeleren: go sparky go!
Earthenone: can we get sparkys decklist?
rarermonsters subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
rarermonsters: *Wipes Tear for Sparky* I'm so proud of my son
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rarermonsters! (Today's storm count: 105)
djalternative: turn the video capture upside down and hope no one notices?
zuchen_120: This is so much better than I had imagined.
ArcOfTheConclave: Angry Zen Sparky!
LadyMerlin: sparky why
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jesus christ
Thane1607 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Thane1607: It's here! My first sub babel!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Thane1607! (Today's storm count: 106)
Pharmacistjudge: you should probably grabbed the plazas now
Pharmacistjudge: since you have extra mana
jrhwhite: remember you have clear the minds
theonlyangelx: ggwp
jrhwhite: Is this a bad time to tell you I'm 7-2 with this deck in Diamond on the ladder? :P
theonlyangelx: sparky is just too spikey
zahlfast: How many clear the mind are there?
Earthenone: one clear was milled
aitsu100: draw 3
EnoTheTonberry: All the Spikes hang out with Sparky
zephlyn7790: !quote mill
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
shadowypenguin: Draw everything
kanimaras: concede, new game
MadWolf1290: #JankTank still going on? yesss
Pharmacistjudge: draw all the cards
starlitdiscord: draw everything
Kamotetop: scape draw evertjomh
JudgeKyle: draw 2 plus shift?
inFluxButCooler: Leave up clear the mind
Ant__R: so you cant scape and clear
jrhwhite: all lands come in play tapped with shift anyways
Ant__R: is clear 1 or 2 and a blue?
theonlyangelx: negate?
Diabore: !card clear the mind
LRRbot: Clear the Mind [2U] | Sorcery | Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. / Draw a card.
Earthenone: sparky is saving the negate for the clear
aitsu100: how many cards in deck
dacardczar: <message deleted>here comes the punt
catsarelegends321: lol, its like the pro tour
jrhwhite: 26 lands
Pharmacistjudge: a bunch of your gates are plazas.
Kamotetop: tatyova draws
shurtal: some of your lands you'll have to pay for
shdragon: Is this like a puzzle mode?
Anubis169: we got a veto on that word dacardczar manYES
e_bloc: do we have a land drop
MadWolf1290: HAHA
JeezboozXD: LOL
zahlfast: Plazas
kerbalized_: rip
theonlyangelx: ha!!!
RogueLink: roguel1RIP
niccus: scapeshift forces tapped
m0nkeyrama: LUL It's perfect, everything is fine
Pharmacistjudge: shapeshift puts them into play tapped anyway
theonlyangelx: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Tzeeeeentch: benginRip benginRip
Ant__R: actually lost to sparky LUL
ritchards: Hey, the boys are still going?
DaSunao: sergeCounting
theonlyangelx: sparky too stronk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: clear the mind and fine
Ant__R: scape brings them in tapped anyway
dacardczar: @Anubis169 Ah sorry
shadowypenguin: might as well pay
theonlyangelx: rip
starlitdiscord: welp
kerbalized_: lololololol
Anubis169: s'all good xxxCOM
JeezboozXD: LOL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right
Blasteg: lmao
Kykiwi: LOOOOOOL
DaseBeleren: sparky wins!
kerbalized_: clip that
Kumakaori: nice~
shadowypenguin: oh you just milled yourself
CyanMig: oh no
JudgeKyle: sergeHolyMoly
JeezboozXD: HAHAHAHA
aitsu100: thats why i said draw 3 with the summit hope for the clear in top 3
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
jonasjonIV: nice
Diabore: sparky wins! sparky wins!
archon458: SPARKY!
stupickles___: jeez
Znazl: LUL
kanimaras: magic
Selfkun: ya got sparked
EnoTheTonberry: This is the last episode of Friday Nights
General_Pants: what a way to go
hodorhodor1992: sparly won a game
MadWolf1290: best desk
margieargie: welp
jrhwhite: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
JudgeKyle: nessam2Omg seabatYIKES
HondoTrigger: you guys should switch to yugioh duel links after that
JeezboozXD: PogChamp
Anubis169: katesHug katesHug2
CyanMig: do we have to uninstall now?
Pharmacistjudge: someone clip this
tenthtechpriest: SPARKY WIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
hockeygoaliechris: you went out with a bang
zephlyn7790: !quote sha
LRRbot: Quote #2166: "Please don't play 41 cards, it hurts my feelings." —Marshall [2016-03-26]
OfficialBengan: Go Sparky!
m0nkeyrama: Sparky is so strooong
theonlyangelx: so you guys
fuzzy_died: Sparky jwins
Smapdi_Flaffermann: These poor Magical boys :(
HesGotNoPants: redo it
The_Passerby: So, Clips Chat?
Scar_Red_Tiger: POWERFUL MAGIC
shurtal: *In the Arms of the angels* plays softly in the distance
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah that's why i said at the start of this ventuire, Scapeshift mill will be better with the new Jace
punmaster50cent: Hahahaha. Well we know who wins the War of the Spark now
The_Passerby: Many Clips?1
ArcticAtlantic: guys i just... thank you for the laughs?
JeezboozXD: LOST against
sithenin: lrrAWW
Call_me_Kaye: What just happened? twingeWhat
Galvin_Duck: What a spiky Sparky
EnoTheTonberry: RETIRE CHAMPION
EverestMagnus: Woooooowwww
1y1e: sparky be like "you shoulda seen the last guy"
shadowypenguin: yay Sparky
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Is that deck list anywhere? I want to give it a shot myself. XD
SydPreviouslyHeadache: going back to hearthstone
Ukon_vasara: this is hole bolas got started
theonlyangelx: are officially the worst magic players?
tenthtechpriest: lost to a spark!
Juliamon: This has been the Jank Tank
zuchen_120: THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!
aitsu100: rip Jank Tank
Kykiwi: the one any episode of the jnak tank
EsperDerek1: So that's whose gonna kill Bolas.
zahlfast: Amazing. Amazing. So amazing.
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: unsleeve
BrowneePoints: So Mario Party Right?
PatFromIT: Mark Rosewater sends his regards mrdestructoid100 mrdestructoid100 mrdestructoid100 mrdestructoid100 mrdestructoid100
superbloodwolfmoon: Jank Tank was a bold experiment.
ArcOfTheConclave: Angry Zen Sparky! Empty your mind!
Rockario: Sparky was watching this whole time and just said "Look, this archetype isn't complicated. Here, I'll show you"
Znazl: uh oh
RogueLink: LOL
shadowypenguin: yeah you did lose to the bot
KingXicorAndTheWarBoar: tap tap uninstall
CyanMig: godspeed
starlitdiscord: XD
Earthenone: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
Cinntoastmin: LUL
rarermonsters: Proceed to Uninstall Step
Anubis169: LOL
theonlyangelx: ggwp
tehcrashxor: XD
adambomb625: Hello highlight reel!
Smapdi_Flaffermann: It might hurt, but it's the right thing to do.
Znazl: James is going to forget this before next weeks
tenthtechpriest: proceed to uninstaller
Blasteg: tap tap uninstall
EOstby: BibleThump 7
jrhwhite: Tap Tap Uninstall
Armstrong11139: This is the digital equivalent of tap tap unsleeve
FlannelShirtEnthusist: *salutes
Selfkun: tap tap uninstall
Koshindan: In before destroying secret Paul settings.
theonlyangelx: cancel the ppr
aitsu100: i hear MTGO isnt that bad
Darleysam: so, LRRHearthstone next week?
Call_me_Kaye: twingeWut
Makimachine: That is the best way to lose. I once accidentally milled myself with 200+ life in a mirror match of lifegain.
JudgeKyle: Tap tap uninstall button when? cheer150
MrQBear: You know, I got a card kingdom button just today, and it's Tap Tap Unsleeve. Is this what that's like?
shadowypenguin: maybe tell who ever has to play next to just not
P4r7YG0D: On tonights FNPF: Ben and James get beat by clippy
CyanMig: it was a good run guys
The_Passerby: Weep and despair.
EnoTheTonberry: All right, hand in your badge and your standard deck
Anubis169 huggles James and Ben
Rockario: Is that how we treat our opponents? Your computer has grown too powerful, so you have to kill it?!
Earthenone: im looking forward to sparky at the PPR
shdragon: What in the world did I just come in to? hahaha
UncannyJimjams: DM you my address for your cards?
zahlfast: Beautiful irony that sparky beat you with mill
ArcticAtlantic: lol that stream extension left a card hanging around and it's now right over james's face
EsperDerek1: Welp, pre-pre-release canceled, they're moving into the Sim City CCG.
BrowneePoints: Should've played Mario Party when you had the chance lol
Kalpho: wisp it, wisp it good
zuchen_120: I had the best time tonight. Thank you!
Baldrash: There's a Sim City CCG?
djalternative: losing to the bot with your win con is terrible
ArcticAtlantic: ben is now hanging out with gates ablaze as far as i'm concerned
Anubis169: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LIVE Sidewalk Slam (A special live Sidewalk Slam to prepare all your butts for Wrestlemania.) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (14:56 from now).
Scar_Red_Tiger: @EsperDerek1 The *what* now?
djalternative: CHUNK PUNCH!!!!!!!
Radyin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LIVE Sidewalk Slam (A special live Sidewalk Slam to prepare all your butts for Wrestlemania.) at Sat 10:00 AM PDT (14:55 from now).
Anubis169: golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf
jrhwhite: Love you Ben!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
thanzo: tap tap Alt+F4
starlitdiscord: C H U N K
theonlyangelx: fablei1Heart theonl45Heart sergeHeart elfunkHeart lunarj1Heart benginHeart foxmarLOVE slytqHeart katesHeart lrrHEART lrrDARK
cronatos: awesome! i really was hoping that something like livewalk slam. thanks!
EsperDerek1: @Scar_Red_Tiger There was a very old CCG that was SimCity licensed. We're talking just after Magic was released.
Earthenone: any word on who is streamer 2 for play it forward?
Blasteg: I hope you guys play La-mulana in Play it forward someday
zahlfast: Wait. LRR is not just a magic stream?
ArcticAtlantic: is there a new stream schedule around anywhere?
theonlyangelx: shoulda played Esper :3
EnoTheTonberry: Wait, I thought you top 8d
Phailhammer: cya :)
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream, guys!
punmaster50cent: Yeah, didn't Paul make the pro tour?
EnoTheTonberry: Should have played anything but Esper
margieargie: I don't think the Jank Tank should be a weekly thing, but it should definitely be one every once in a while.
Anubis169: zekeLOVE lrrDARK lrrHEART thuluLOVE manH manLOVE xxxBEAT travHert geminiLove katesHeart teenHERT chwLove smokeLOVE itkLOVE gdqAnimals gdqHeart hobbH bleedPurple
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
Earthenone: !schedule
LRRbot: The streaming schedule is getting a revamp on March 31! Check this video for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x81FDUH8-E Or if you just want to see the schedule itself, http://lrr.cc/2019schedule
ritchards: @Blasteg that is the next Play it Forward game
sivakrytos: powerful magic