Metric_Furlong: I think the technical term is ventricles Kappa
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
SAJewers: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
DarkMorford: 👀
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
orbitaltuna: is paul close to finishing yoshi?
Earthenone: yeah, he should finish up mondayu
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
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dyvion: Who's got rhythm?
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dyvion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
orbitaltuna: huh, this game looks kinda cool
SAJewers: it does
SAJewers: steam link for those curious:
ogier300: Yay, I'm right on time!
Riandisa: Good afternoon Heather & Ian
ShifuDaxiongmao: Heather, they're just generally afraid of you. Well done.
Earthenone: hence the fear
cuttlefishman: thats why we always live in fear
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Heather Hi Ian hi chat
cuttlefishman: always
ogier300: My favorite time of the week.
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ShifuDaxiongmao: but Ian, are you WHAT you should be where you should be?
cuttlefishman: Is Rhythm Cafe... a sentai team?
mtvcdm: Ian the house band at the Rhythm Cafe.
orbitaltuna: is one of you rhythm and the other cafe or is it 50/50 across the board?
ShifuDaxiongmao: cuttlefishman do you even have to ask? :P
mtvcdm: Rhythm Cafe's bouncers are not the musical directors.
Earthenone: happy birthday char
dyvion: Yay gundams, you're as old as me!
SAJewers: and you're not using today to play a gundam rhythm game? Kappa
orbitaltuna: wow, subbed for 40 years? that's a lot of sub babbies
niccus: a new third member
DarkMorford: Nasty glare
Alephred: Ian's soul is escaping!
Alephred: Get a net.
SAJewers: are we sure it's not just ian being holy? :P
Sektor88: I would like a gundam rhythm game. Do want. ;;
ShifuDaxiongmao: I've watched several Desertbus's.. I have no hearing left to ruin
orbitaltuna: there should totally be a newtype beamspam rhythm game...
Armstrong11139: I'm kind of amazed there isn't a Gundam rhythm game, given how many things do have rhythm game spinoffs
ForOhForError: oh wow
ForOhForError: Tileset is very GBA pokemon
Sektor88: ooh, neat
Sektor88: @ForOhForError I was thinking the same thing
thirsty_kitteh: the perspecitve on this tileset is making my brain really unhappu
thirsty_kitteh: *unhappy
EricTheOrange: aaaand an Ian fairy
dyvion: nekkid fairy with goatee
Sektor88: UHHH
orbitaltuna: omg is that ian
Alephred: Hey, how did you get in game, Ian?
Juliamon: That fairy is literally Ian
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ForOhForError: why is ian in here
Sektor88: NOW he notices enigmaLUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: "how to summon Beej"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we didn't want you to find out like this
insane_42: you could always do audiosurf gundam wing
SAJewers: lol
Psychic_Ketchup: Why ARE you naked in the video game Ian
Spritz_T: well, that was clip worthy
Earthenone: i mean webcam is activated
SAJewers: yes, somedone clip that
orbitaltuna: the game knows
dyvion: @insane_42 that's a great idea
Juliamon: Welcome to the highlight reel, again
Sektor88: @Earthenone I was gonna make the joke pogonaLUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: admit, you just wanted to see it again, Ian :D
Sektor88: s t o r y
EricTheOrange: whats the webcam used for in this game
dyvion: STORY!
ForOhForError: that's super littleroot town
Sektor88: It feels very Pokémon
orbitaltuna: looks pokeman
cuttlefishman: and then the Fire Nation attacked
jadedcynic: Where's the devs? We gotta have some words with them (possibly "good job" or maybe "WHY?!?")
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the infinite small island
ShifuDaxiongmao: desert ISLAND... limitless.. wait what?
gizmofreak1: it's bootleg pokemon
Invitare: wait some of these are Pokemon sprites. RSE if I'm not mistaken
Pteraspidomorphi: "No pressure"
IllConceived: What a mom...
TheWooglie: Is this co-op?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Just for one day
jadedcynic: sounds more like Binding of Issac with such a strict training regimen
Lazarus_18: Holy moly, is this Kingdom Hearts
ShifuDaxiongmao: thirsty_kitteh well, their island is limitless, so it probably stretches even beyond the moon
DarkMorford: UM
ForOhForError: uhhh
orbitaltuna: but ian is the fairy
Pteraspidomorphi: Literally binding of isaac
thirsty_kitteh: @ShifuDaxiongmao uh. uh. my brain :/
orbitaltuna: :|
dyvion: There are web sites for that.
ShifuDaxiongmao: cake-bidet to you too
orbitaltuna: is that related to butt frosting?
mtvcdm: I see this is a solid addition to the kind of games we expect here in the Rhythm Cafe.
FiliusRomanus: Wh--uh. What's.
FiliusRomanus: What's actually uh
FiliusRomanus: Going on here
orbitaltuna: she just koolaid-man'd
ShifuDaxiongmao: Big Mama Ian ... we love her
mtvcdm: When Watch and Play isn't around, check out Rhythm Cafe and you'll get topped up on weird but good.
Alephred: Is Mom wearing a Speedo?
sir_jack_DB: okay Bullwinkle
Pteraspidomorphi: On the cake bidet
orbitaltuna: what the heck are these things
Sektor88: pogonaWut pogonaWut pogonaWut
mtvcdm: That's going in !advice.
TheWooglie: you don't wash your feet in a bidet though
rrtycoon2: Oh no...adding buttons...I'm having traumatic flashbacks to November.
ShifuDaxiongmao: but do you wash it in cake?
Gen2Gengar: Hello Heather, hello Ian, hello chat
Sektor88: enigmaS
ShifuDaxiongmao: already with the difficulty change suggestion? :D
Unpronounceable: If you played guitar hero with a controller, you used all the shoulder buttons and one of the face ones
sir_jack_DB: xD
FiliusRomanus: These tress look very much like the trees in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
Armstrong11139: b o n e s
Sektor88: So darkest Pokétimeline
sir_jack_DB: ohai @sektor88
TheWooglie: that's the father
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, getting trapped in trees like that is fatal
FiliusRomanus: *trees
SachielOne: !pardonfuck
Sektor88: @sir_jack_DB pogonaHenlo
sir_jack_DB: :3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's recognizable to something
Sektor88: It reminds me of super mario or wario on gameboy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH yeah Wario 3
mtvcdm: This is suboptimal parenting.
cuttlefishman: yes, Wario 3
FiliusRomanus: Rhythm Is certainly... involved, I suppose
Ignatiuspants: Oh man! A thing is happening! What is this?
FiliusRomanus: This is a lot
tergonis: maybe she added them herself?
mtvcdm: Even if she had pockets, those aren't pockets.
Earthenone: maybe the stuff was hidden in the grass
Sektor88: @Ignatiuspants it's calle dold school musical
Sektor88: *old school
mtvcdm: That is not the part of pants where pockets go.
mtvcdm: Would you put pockets right where the crotch is?
Ignatiuspants: Thank you, Sektor, but I feel like my question must necessarily extend deeper than what the game is called, due to the ... curious character design here, and the motion of the hand in this location...
Pal_Friendpatine: So I’ve been watching this from the start and I still am not sure what in the heck is going on in this universe
Alephred: That is not a good place to store anything.
Sektor88: @Ignatiuspants Also a fair assessment. :P
Earthenone: there was a vibration option, maybe that was the feedback?
mtvcdm: Why are you storing that many things in your crotch?
tergonis: extradimensional pockets can go wherever you need them
Sektor88: @mtvcdm more importantly why aren't you?
mtvcdm: A chainsaw?!
FiliusRomanus: We pokemon now boys
DarkMorford: Oh lord
MadAran87: I posit that this is what missingno evolves into. Or from.
FiliusRomanus: Oh no
Pal_Friendpatine: riffScream riffScream riffScream
mtvcdm: SECRET pocket?
FiliusRomanus: There's a lot going on here
mtvcdm: Is that just a phrase for.... NO
Sektor88: DODGE
orbitaltuna: i know she had two kids but this is ridiculous
Sektor88: xenomorph baby?
Ignatiuspants: I'm glad we had a prologue to help us understand all the stuff that's coming after this point
Gnyrinn: This is why we all should learn to count on our fingers in binary. It allows us to count up to 31 on the fingers of one hand.
Sektor88: Yes, Ian. Yes.
orbitaltuna: trying count 4 on your fingers in binary
ShifuDaxiongmao: Gilbert GottfrIan
Unpronounceable: 132 is better
Earthenone: the heartless!
MadAran87: They have a cat.
EricTheOrange: KITTY!
Riandisa: Time to defrag the island
thirsty_kitteh: Kittttyyy!
sir_jack_DB: is it a cat?
ShifuDaxiongmao: this is going into the monthly clips.. "MOOOTHER!" :D
Pal_Friendpatine: I feel the developer was working through some deep seeded issues when creating this game. Hey if it helped them process...
sir_jack_DB: jesus christ the size of the smooch xD
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kataanglover1: Geez 31 Months. Where has the time gone?
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MadAran87: Poor cat.
Juliamon: Save the kitty!
dyvion: It's coming from inside the house!
Nicarrow: HI akkk
Nicarrow: all*
ShifuDaxiongmao: globbawamma?
Sektor88: beachfront property! pogonaChamp
FiliusRomanus: I have so, so many questions
sir_jack_DB: dis a good song
Sektor88: This is suuuuuper gen 3 pokemon tileset
sir_jack_DB: indeed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rhythm Hello World. i wish i had noticed that before
sir_jack_DB: yike.
PoorDecisionMachine: I have this game on switch! It gets weirder
GDwarf: Just got here, I see the setting is...the "glitch city" from Pokemon. Sure.
ShifuDaxiongmao: at least the music is banging
Juliamon: Ooh it's on Switch you say
FiliusRomanus: @Sektor88 It definitely is
PoorDecisionMachine: yeah!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: game starting out strong with it's music
Sektor88: indeed
EricTheOrange: When I put it in the spread sheet I listed Switch and Steam. Unless someone else put it in the spread sheet as well.
Sektor88: m-m-multiplayer!
ShifuDaxiongmao: we like the sound of multiplayer!
orbitaltuna: m-m-maltyplayer
PoorDecisionMachine: without spoiling my fav song is the car one :0
Sektor88: LUL koboldLul pogonaLUL enigmaLUL
FiliusRomanus: Welp
FiliusRomanus: They knew what they were doing with this
Sektor88: uhhh
FiliusRomanus: Huhboy
mtvcdm: Hail Orb!
sir_jack_DB: lrrCIRCLE
FiliusRomanus: T H E O R B
thundershot879: ORB!!
Unpronounceable: how many faces is that?
ShifuDaxiongmao: #PraiseTheOrb
Sektor88: Is this a CYOA rhythm game?
mtvcdm: This is certainly the old school musicals I remember. Cats, Oklahoma...
ShifuDaxiongmao: spaaaaaace
mtvcdm: Some sort of sidewalk space
Sektor88: spacewalk slam
sir_jack_DB: hi space are you my dad
ShifuDaxiongmao: Station? Most excellent
SAJewers: that looks like megaman
Invitare: what a long space station
herio5154: hi
ShifuDaxiongmao: cake-bidet!!
FiliusRomanus: This station is a long boi
EricTheOrange: we have found the hub world
Alephred: That's no bidet. Just a regular old toilet.
rrtycoon2: Cutman?
DarkMorford: Oh goddammit
Sektor88: we megamang now
EricTheOrange: Megan man.
PoorDecisionMachine: megaman time
FiliusRomanus: This sure is a thing, huh
Unpronounceable: This level better have a rock song
thundershot879: FIRE!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this
SAJewers: benginBurn ?
ShifuDaxiongmao: I sense a bit of... improv... :P
thundershot879: *flips a table and sets it on fire*
Sektor88: ice cold hodor enigmaLUL
GDwarf: This looks like a Pop Team Epic take of Megaman. :P
cuttlefishman: is this the Pop Team Epic game
ShifuDaxiongmao: Rob team :D
cuttlefishman: it might be
Unpronounceable: This is definitely Cutman's stage
EricTheOrange: so is Rob rush?
DarkMorford: Okay, I kind of love this
Ignatiuspants: Oh, this is beautiful
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh, music went up another level
FiliusRomanus: Is... is the song title "Megalonaan"?
GDwarf: EricTheOrange Protoman/Blues, I'd guess
mtvcdm: Oh boy, we fighting Air Man now
DarkMorford: Dive Man?
GDwarf: Hope we don't have to fight Airman, I hear he can't be defeated!
Sektor88: the rush sub enigmaLUL
mtvcdm: Get equipped with Bubble Lead
ShifuDaxiongmao: "If MOTHER can, so can I!"
orbitaltuna: literally cockpit
EricTheOrange: @GDwarf well now I'm pretty sure my guess was correct
sir_jack_DB: this is so fucking cute
sir_jack_DB: I love it
GDwarf: It does seem that way, ErictheOrange
Unpronounceable: They didn't jump through the door
Unpronounceable: I feel cheated
GDwarf: Music is nicely Megaman-esque without being Megaman, is good
GDwarf: I like the "Go Tib" sign, too
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gary clause.... Light.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Heather the Oracle!! Praise Heather!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i just got here, did heather just guess his name out of nowhere
ShifuDaxiongmao: the line he was going to say
Juliamon: WhaDidBeejPutInDPie he was captioned Gary before he introduced himself
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh ok
Unpronounceable: Not the sewer level
orbitaltuna: oh i hope there're ninja turtles
Sektor88: TMNT is a strong bet
Unpronounceable: Combat Frogs
Sektor88: the fucking bomb disarming underwater stuff
ShifuDaxiongmao: they only have eye sockets! aargh
orbitaltuna: PIZZA
Sektor88: WELP
PoorDecisionMachine: turt time
ShifuDaxiongmao: well, no more
SydPreviouslyHeadache: In Time
Unpronounceable: oh well
orbitaltuna: what theyre both raphael?
rrtycoon2: Rapahael and....Teonardo?
Sektor88: @orbitaltuna they all worse the same color in the comics, actually
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Doctor C
ShifuDaxiongmao: Man, Tichelangelo was the best turtle.
Sektor88: Like.. the super OG comics
Alephred: Famous renaissance painter Titian.
Sektor88: WOW
CobaltShuriken: I love Tichaelangelo
Sektor88 is having some flashbacks
sir_jack_DB: yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who was the fourth?
Riandisa: Taiko-angelo?
sir_jack_DB: this is so damn GOOD
Sektor88: pogonaLUL koboldLul
rrtycoon2: Oh no....not those...
ShifuDaxiongmao: Are you calling us old, Ian?!?
Unpronounceable: Oh god those electric plants
Alephred: Michaelangeo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello.
Sektor88: kid me tilted out so hard
EricTheOrange: I mean that's why I recommended it cuz it was nostalgic to me.
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
mtvcdm: We have a pirate radio show though.
SquareDotCube: We can blow up barricades using missiles from the van
Sektor88: nice
DarkMorford: Oh hell yes
ShifuDaxiongmao: no no.. Toe-fu was the dish smelling like feet
SquareDotCube: Yeah the first TMNT was... a game
Unpronounceable: No, that was Not toe
mtvcdm: Uh oh
SquareDotCube: it was not the game wanted, which was the Arcade one
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ahaha. i see. that's why you were naked in the game too
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it all makes sense
Alephred: Ian "Nude" Horner.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: its Sara Serinde!
Sektor88: 8schematic
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh OH
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Are you glitching in old school 3d?
batpigboris13: that was definitely the dbz time machine
Unpronounceable: Why's that box there?
SquareDotCube: sborb?
SAJewers: this looks like commando?
Sektor88: @batpigboris13 glad I wasn't the only one that noticed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh it is Metal Gear. whoops
Ignatiuspants: That was a heck of a thing Ian just said
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
Sektor88: extra
Sektor88: Kappa
EricTheOrange: "genius Thiccc"
ContingentCat: Hi Beej
ShifuDaxiongmao: "clapping" is the right answer
ArcOfTheConclave: new quote?
thundershot879: !clip
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i don't... i don't get it either beej
rrtycoon2: ALERT!
Sektor88: LUL koboldLul pogonaLUL enigmaLUL
Sektor88: p e r f e c t
SAJewers: lmao
TehAmelie: suddenly Metal Gear
sir_jack_DB: hoo wee
EricTheOrange: COLONEL!
Sektor88: COLONEL
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
RealGamerCow: yes
orbitaltuna: oh a nokia
hippitybobbity: hrrrnnrnn
TehAmelie: goopd old 3310, but with radio
Alephred: Seems like it should be pronounced Major 'Neuf'.
sir_jack_DB: oh my god
rrtycoon2: Erm...sudden Eva?
sir_jack_DB: Rob is wearing Quiet's outfit
sir_jack_DB: xD
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i think you mispronounced authoritah
rrtycoon2: Ah, right
hippitybobbity: stick it to the man rob
rrtycoon2: I stopped after 4.
EricTheOrange: I mean we know Rob breath through his skin.
ShifuDaxiongmao: you know what... with how this is going, I am FULLY expecting to see Outrun being spoofed too XD
EricTheOrange: One of the games later is a DEEEEP cut that I'm curious how many people will recognise
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah same Ian, i was just about to mention that. the loading guards
GDwarf: I see our duo isn't big on non-lethal runs
Unpronounceable: Given their training, I don't think that's too surprising
SydPreviouslyHeadache: extra lethal
Unpronounceable: what's a CD? Is that a fancy cassette?
EricTheOrange: It's OK their robots. The same excuse they used in the TMNT cartoon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's the kind of combination and idiot uses for their luggage
Xooszi: lrrBeej
Xooszi: lrrBEEJ
Sektor88: Wow, Ian
hippitybobbity: HORNER
Unpronounceable: gdi Ian
Arikell: the server room has a shore?
Sektor88: so motherbase?
Stoffern: Theoffshore platform is IN the server room?
Stoffern: How big is the server room and why is it flooded?
EricTheOrange: Now I as well want a strawberry sandwitch
Sektor88: got there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yes!
ContingentCat: yesss
sir_jack_DB: LOOL
Lazarus_18: Oh man, I didn't know Tib breathed through his skin. I feel ashamed for my words and deeds.
GDwarf: I know I've seen this rhythm game style, with arrows flying in to the center, somewhere else, but I can't remember where...
Unpronounceable: Guitaroo man?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh what was that guard doing?
GDwarf: Fortunately these are the worst-trained guards in existence
Invitare: maybe you're just good at dodging?
Invitare: also they're not trained, they're robots
mtvcdm: Heather sees fire!
mtvcdm: Run!
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
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rrtycoon2: Computer boss. so this is the US release?
Sektor88: the cord enigmaLUL
orbitaltuna: big red button tho
ContingentCat: ummm
Sektor88: Metal Gear!?
GDwarf: I mean, of course the final fight is against a Metal Gear
ogier300: HAH!
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mtvcdm: ORB
mtvcdm: !break
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RealGamerCow: This game is a gem.
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Banrael: cheer183 Time for me to get more bits!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: WAIT WHAT!!! La Mulana on play it forward?
SAJewers: yep
ContingentCat: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yup with Matt
rrtycoon2: Alas, too early in the day for me to watch. The rest of you better be nice to Matt and let him struglle through it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH I'm excited. it's such a good game. quite difficult, but so good. with Matt?! OH Sweet!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah i wouldn't dare spoil him on it
EricTheOrange: @ContingentCat and he hopes to complete that game? well good luck with that.
SAJewers: hopefully the backseating with that doesn't become too much of an issuwe
Sektor88: burnout?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Outrun!!!
RealGamerCow: Outrun!
Unpronounceable: Outrun!!
Ignatiuspants: OMG ... it is!!
Sektor88: outrash enigmaLUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: I called it!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: 20 mins ago :D
Sektor88: I knew there was "out" in there. lol.
ShifuDaxiongmao: wait.. Outrun AND Roadrash together?
sir_jack_DB: RoadRun
MadAran87: Is the announcer's hair a fifth element reference, or does it predate that?
Unpronounceable: Does that make us RoadRunners?
GDwarf: That kind of pompadour shows up from time to time, MadAran87
mtvcdm: Are we Commander Video now or does that require running on foot?
GDwarf: In Japan it's usually shorthand for gang member, for whatever reason
sir_jack_DB: frrp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. that's super dummy
ArcOfTheConclave: dummy thick?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. Tib is driving
mtvcdm: Dishonoring nihon!
mtvcdm: The license plate is 404.
sir_jack_DB: omg
sir_jack_DB: "pixl/h"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Outrun is a difficult game
Unpronounceable: 404 Licence not found
Ignatiuspants: Yes! good luck trying to OutRun those guys!
Ignatiuspants: I just don't understand the original game... it's like... no matter what you do, you run out of time or something and are declared to have lost
sir_jack_DB: the road rash chain xD
EricTheOrange: and here's the road rash part
Gizmoloid: "Hundred dollar road trip" - is that a Top Gear reference?
Gizmoloid: *"Hundred dollar Volvo road trip" i mean
SquareDotCube: Also is this what Alberta looks like?
SquareDotCube: Kappa
EricTheOrange: their are some deep cuts
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Rocketman210: you just straight up murdered that motocyclist, RIP bikesman
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Isn't Alberta 90% complaining about B.C? :P
GDwarf: When all else fails, try fire!
EricTheOrange: and Ian broke that chair
aitsu100: chemical warfare was my go to
Lazarus_18: resident evil?
Rocketman210: BUTT
sir_jack_DB: BUTT.
GDwarf: Yes
EricTheOrange: HAHAHA\
aitsu100: gdi
sir_jack_DB: UH
GDwarf: Yesss
Sektor88: LUL koboldLul pogonaLUL enigmaLUL
ArcOfTheConclave: NICE
ContingentCat: oh my
thundershot879: uh...
Juliamon: Bless this game
Ignatiuspants: YES! goaway3CrabbyHappy
MadAran87: This has to go into the highlights. It's too obscene not to.
sing_o_muse: is this a ff 15 reference
Rocketman210: Old man in a crop top and short shorts
sir_jack_DB: yes
Sektor88: @sing_o_muse It can't not be.
GDwarf: This is very much an FFXV reference
EricTheOrange: @sing_o_muse yeah
sing_o_muse: lol
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Rocketman210: This reminds me of a greek dancing song
Rocketman210: only 8bitified
Arikell: are you hitting those guys with nunchucks?
sir_jack_DB: a chain
Sektor88: @Arikell I thought it wa sa chain
Rocketman210: Its his hitting chain, you dont have a chain specifically for hittings mikesman?
sir_jack_DB: it's from Road Rash
Sektor88: Ah
Unpronounceable: It's nice how that all approach on the right so Rob can chain them
sir_jack_DB: "Capriccio 1 in B whatever" I LOVE the name of the track xD
sir_jack_DB: oh Dubmood. That's a pretty big name in chiptune
DarkMorford: CONSENT
Rocketman210: Its really a remix of Capriccio E minor op.81 my mendelsshon
EricTheOrange: GOD... DMMIT... IAN!
RealGamerCow: lrrIAN
Rocketman210: or rather, a rock-bit take on op81
sir_jack_DB: mm.
Sektor88: SPORB
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. now we have a car in space
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH NO
Feminine_Desires: wait, bikini store?
Lazarus_18: Neir
Unpronounceable: Paperboy?
Sektor88: Nier
Feminine_Desires: That's clearly a bikini store right?
sir_jack_DB: this is The Last of Us
Sektor88: Ah, last of us makes sense though, yeah
Sektor88: looking at the outfits
GDwarf: Definitely The Last of Us aesthetic, but I'm not sure what other game this might be using
Sektor88: I saw the background first.
sing_o_muse: yeah they have the costumes
Skyboss1996: Depending on how you wear it
ShifuDaxiongmao: Bikiniface.. can't decide if better or worse than Tazerface
GDwarf: I know I've seen this specific aesthetic in a NES or SNES-era game, but I don't recall which one
Rocketman210: I dont think mother is a good person
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm still afraid of the iso part of the city
Sektor88: someone's FedEx :P
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "A TALENT AGENT..."
sir_jack_DB: "fedex
sir_jack_DB: "
GDwarf: Oh, wait, this is *Fallout*!
Sektor88: rider kick over the bridge
Armstrong11139: I think that was a Power Morpher...though the same principle applies, more or less
sing_o_muse: so general post apoc
sir_jack_DB: Power Morpher, thanks. I was having a brain fart
Gizmoloid: OK, post-apocalypse with clothes like that AND crafting - definitely Last of Us.
sing_o_muse: vault boy
ShifuDaxiongmao: they've combined games
Unpronounceable: I thought this was supposed to be old school >=(
Feminine_Desires: too light for fallout
GDwarf: I think it's both Last of Us and Fallout
ShifuDaxiongmao: so fallout with last of us outfits?
Juliamon: Last of Us in the Fallout aesthetic
sing_o_muse: headcrab?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: headcrab
sir_jack_DB: headcrab!
ShifuDaxiongmao: #Headcrab
constablecrab: A face sloth
chrono2x: hahahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: although, now i would like face sloth
Sektor88: so many headcrabs enigmaWut pogonaWut
ShifuDaxiongmao: facesloth kinda makes it more terrifying
chrono2x: Do face sloths still turn you into a zombie?
Gizmoloid: These face-sloths are mighty fast!
constablecrab: That classic movie Face/Sloth
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have it hang from the face, look like a beard, with the claws in the brain?
sir_jack_DB: holy shit, Rob with the bat just destroying the headcrabs
Unpronounceable: How nice that they all go in single file
bloopthetoastbuster: That's the beauty of the single file line
ShifuDaxiongmao: not bat, Rob
ShifuDaxiongmao: face footstools?
GDwarf: Having *any* part of me be constantly on fire would suck, tbh
ContingentCat: the candle guy
PapertheUnicorn: aa
GDwarf: Lumiere lead a cursed existence, it's true
ContingentCat: he seemed ok about it
ShifuDaxiongmao: are you saying he was... lit?
niccus: does lumiere have to switch out candles
constablecrab: I mean at least he got a little aciton on the side from that feather duster
EricTheOrange: I think Lumiare was the candelabra, not the candels
cuttlefishman: ^
orbitaltuna: well at least it's not burning ear wax
sing_o_muse: WutFace
aitsu100: no the chip was a missing tooth
ContingentCat: they were in france so lots of cheese would be easy
Gizmoloid: His face was on the middle candle though&
JackRailroad3: thats one hell of a convo to walk in to
constablecrab: This music is pretty great.
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mtvcdm: LRRBot, what are potatoes?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3180: "You can't jump by the way, so don't." —Beej [2016-08-10]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the true antagonist
ContingentCat: !findquote potatoes
LRRbot: Quote #4179: "Oh, he isn't a potato, that was his hair." —Beej [2017-05-01]
EricTheOrange: awwww it makes me happy that I had a good suggestion.
Unpronounceable: That startup screen
GDwarf: I bet this text is a substitution cipher for English
niccus: how many fingers is that
Lazarus_18: This is VERY Nier
orbitaltuna: they're all emojis
GDwarf: Yeah, this part is very NieR: Automata
DarkMorford: IAN
GDwarf: And the language is visually similar to the Divine Alphabet from the NieR games
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES! Ian thank you
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: IAN
EricTheOrange: long walk
constablecrab: go there
constablecrab: got*
ArcOfTheConclave: NICE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I knew that joke was somewhere from the beginning
ReverseCreations: HORNEr
mtvcdm: Heather "Come at me, face sloths" Dery
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constablecrab: elevator music (TM)
aitsu100: 42
ArcOfTheConclave: at least 7
constablecrab: It's an isometric game, so 2 walls.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Irony.... that's when something is sorta like iron, right?"
ElementalAlchemist: No, the pedant would say, "Sarcasm is a type of irony"
osh307: how high is this building?
Rocketman210: headcrabs?
GDwarf: I see the song is "Lobster Loser", which...actually seems kinda on-point for the headcrabs
MadAran87: How... did a car end up there?
splatty1: are those headcrabs?
GDwarf: It's a hovercar
Juliamon: They're hovercars, they can go where they want
GDwarf: And yes, those are headcrabs
ArcOfTheConclave: @splatty1 headpotatos
EricTheOrange: head lobsters
Gizmoloid: face-sloths
ContingentCat: um
Ignatiuspants: it's mother!!
sing_o_muse: WutFace
ShifuDaxiongmao: Big Mama Ian is back!!
GDwarf: We tried so hard, and we got so far. Please, tell me, in the end, will this even matter?
orbitaltuna: oh look, tubes
Sektor88: This is some very lavos music going on here.
Sektor88: koboldLul pogonaLUL enigmaLUL LUL
mrtheexception: XD
Feminine_Desires: XD
Ignatiuspants: OMG ... the plot hole caused a meta glitch!
Ignatiuspants: I love this game
constablecrab: F
orbitaltuna: FF
niccus: you are no longer of use to me. a-hyuck
Lokolos: f
batpigboris13: hakai
Lazarus_18: just use the power of waking Kappa
martcra: hey guys i am brazilyan
DarkMorford: Heather, I think the map loops!
EricTheOrange: Heather I think you need to explain it like another 30 times
Juliamon: Hello martcra welcome!
Unpronounceable: Are you in/on a torus?
GDwarf: It only took five seconds to establish that this map loops! It should've taken forty-five minutes!
martcra: iam brazilyan
Sektor88: Wow, Ian. :P
Feminine_Desires: glitch letter will glitch the game over world!
Unpronounceable: Where's Bender when you need him
sing_o_muse: Is this Counterstike?
sing_o_muse: strike?
ShifuDaxiongmao: R type? :D
orbitaltuna: r type :o
Unpronounceable: Gradius?
Sektor88: nice
ContingentCat: katesRip
ravendrakex: metroid?
ShifuDaxiongmao: that wasn't us, that was mom's bombs
Gizmoloid: poor face-sloths
SAJewers: that ship looks more r-type to me
ShifuDaxiongmao: this seat arrangement
ShifuDaxiongmao: Last Starfighter?!?
Sektor88: Yeah, R-Type sounds right
Feminine_Desires: Phalanx!
mrtheexception: totes tetris
Feminine_Desires: I think
ShifuDaxiongmao: well, we got the sidescrolling spaceshooter right
Ignatiuspants: this is our type of level!
Feminine_Desires: XD
Sektor88: oh wow, phalanx. that's a name I've not heard in a while
GDwarf: Korobeiniki!
sing_o_muse: omg
ShifuDaxiongmao: and the music is YES
Juliamon: The song title is accurate
ContingentCat: yeah "when" is the right word for that not "if"
Ignatiuspants: omfg
constablecrab: Tetri-Gradius
aitsu100: tetris REMIX
orbitaltuna: is that the one with the old man banjo on the cover
Koios7: glad i joined in now
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, is this game triggering all your nostalgia buttons? :D
SAJewers: heh
FiliusRomanus: Well this is lovely
SpoonfullOfSugar: I only just tunes in five minutes ago, and i agree with Ian
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I am the man who lowers the blocks!
Sektor88: @orbitaltuna yes
GDwarf: Phalanx is indeed the one with the banjo man
shea_wolfe: Ian is out of witty quips, he enjoys the music too much
ShifuDaxiongmao: Intruder alert
ShifuDaxiongmao: Someone set us up the bomb!
Gizmoloid: The beginning of this game reminded me of the song Ways to Love by Jason Webley
jubale1: ah, classic tunes.
constablecrab: Can you buy this soundtrack?
ShifuDaxiongmao: kinda sad we haven't had any Breakout references XD
Sektor88: ANDROSS?
Feminine_Desires: Star fox XD
Simonark: DOH
FiliusRomanus: Andross
Unpronounceable: Def SNES Starfox
FiliusRomanus: Oh no, he's going to spit tiles at you
Sektor88: vomiting tetris blocks
ShifuDaxiongmao: Do a barrel roll!!
RealGamerCow: See, I saw it and said Sinistar, but that was straight on, not side profile
Sektor88: @ShifuDaxiongmao we tried that earlier, not even joking
Juliamon: Literally available in cassette form if you want
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sektor88 I know :D
GDwarf: RealGamerCow It's got the style of Andross from Starfox, though Andross is also head-on rather than in profile
Sektor88: @ShifuDaxiongmao just making sure :P
Simonark: He's a bit of Doh from arkanoid too.
orbitaltuna: is it going to turn into giant brain and floating eyeballs?
ShifuDaxiongmao: in before virus
Unpronounceable: This music is reminiscent of one of the other GB Tetris BGM themes
cuttlefishman: won't this update... corrupt him?
D1cey1: Pompot has gigabit internet
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
ShifuDaxiongmao: controller was set to 404 :D
ShifuDaxiongmao: well.. 00404, but eh, not picky
mtvcdm: Planeswalkers
FiliusRomanus: DNA > Binary, possibly > Hex or something > ASCII.
Sektor88: Thanks for playing!
Feminine_Desires: Donkey Kong world?
GDwarf: Donkey Kong Country next?
ShifuDaxiongmao: sidescrolling jungle game..
orbitaltuna: this seems fun
GDwarf: Or possibly Contra
FiliusRomanus: Fun fact, with some effort and planning, it's possible to use CRISPR to encode malware in your own DNA
jubale1: what about this week? is it over?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yay. this i a fun game
ShifuDaxiongmao: my bet is Contra... looked more Contra than DK
Ignatiuspants: this has been amazing!
Juliamon: Contra suits the game's theme more than DKC
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Paul kicks off our brand new full game playthrough show with an adorable Yoshi game! Game: Yoshi's Crafted World) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (19:54 from now).
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk, we had a last of us/half life. I want to say contra more than DKC but it could be
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FiliusRomanus: Thanks for the stream!
mtvcdm: !twitter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you could say billions
ShifuDaxiongmao: you didn't murder anyone... Mother did, with her bombs :D
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming Heather and Ian
Gizmoloid: Another possible reference: the controller reminds me of teleporter from old TV show Sliders.
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ContingentCat: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Ben: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Kathleen: | Matt: | Serge:
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That " L " i simportant
GoblinRanger: and James is digging a large hole vs Serge
FiliusRomanus: To the tune of the Mickey House clubhouse theme: It's T I, L T Y, H O U S E
ContingentCat: and next Sat. the first Annual Chunk Punch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: From the top ropes. this might Vedalkin will bring the smack down on Bolas. Give it up for ENOR!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone
Juliamon: I can't believe how perfectly that game is written to appeal to Heather and Ian's sense of humor. Bravo, game.
jubale1: okay VOD on
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah Juliamon, it's great
Juliamon: If I didn't have other places my money needed to be this month I'd buy it right now. I'm curious about the chicken element mentioned in the game description.
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