dragoking100000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Kerrisis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
CodeDancer: Is checkpoint starting in a moment?
TXC2: should be
Nigouki: Chuck has infiltrated LRR and the show will now be called Chuckpoint
PhoenixMelior: Chuck is also back from the dead?
Loonatic93: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (52s ago).
BasilHunter: I think it would be CheckChuck
CodeDancer: do I need to refresh the page?
TXC2: CheckChuck: is Chuck ok?
PhoenixMelior: CodeDancer it's not live
Metric_Furlong: !findchuck
CastleOtranto: I could go for some ground chuck for dinner
PhoenixMelior: Checkpoint starts whenever it's ready
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
chi7891: !godmode
CaptainSpam: I see you've played Checky Pointy before.
Tuxbeej: CHAT
mowdownjoe: BEEJ
Dared00: BEEJ
CaptainSpam: BEEJ
CastleOtranto: That's not a chat. THIS is a chat.
TheMadEgyptian: BEEJ
TXC2: lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: red alert, standing by
chi7891: Hi Beej!!!
Lord_Hydraos: BEEJ?
JakeKamas: Beej?
TehAmelie: hi Beej
mowdownjoe: Beads?
Tuxbeej: My fingers are nice and smooth.
Dared00: sweet
chi7891: Good!
PhoenixMelior: Oh, did you get a manicure?
Laurence72: Which Beej is this though? Is it Beej, Meej, Threej, or Treej?
chi7891: Wait was been replaced by a different part of Threej?
CosmicDuctTape: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
chi7891: Threej needs to be in Chustle
TXC2: nah, that would require braking the seals again Kappa
Jeezy56: !findquote comedy
LRRbot: Quote #5070: "I'm here for the comedy." —Graham [2018-06-17]
Tuxbeej: Don’t worry - we are reticulating splines.
Tuxbeej: Kathleen and I are seated at the desk and we are beginning final preparations.
Metric_Furlong: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Creideiki_SE: Talking in chat is part of final preparations?
Laurence72: lrrFINE
CosmicDuctTape: @Creideiki_SE it is if you're reassuring chat that lrrFINE
Tuxbeej: I mean, I’m just in here screwing around.
CosmicDuctTape: also that
TXC2: aren't we all
Tuxbeej: I don’t need to be here. I just wanted to keep you company.
CaptainSpam: Beginning cross-check and all-call?
CosmicDuctTape: awwww, thanks Beej!
Tuxbeej: And let you know you’re not forgotten.
TXC2: except me of course, I've got a job to do Kappa
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is making final preparations and Beej is screwing around
Pteraspidomorphi: I feel accompanied
CosmicDuctTape: lrrHEART lrrBEEJ
Laurence72: And we appreciate it!
Tuxbeej: It’s Paul that’s doing the most.
CosmicDuctTape: That is why he's Paul
CaptainSpam: The cabin door is closed, all personal electronic devices should now be off or in airplane mode?
CosmicDuctTape: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrBEEJ lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEJ
TXC2: CONTACT
Tuxbeej: No, don’t put them in airplane mode. You’ll be unable to watch the show.
Jeezy56: lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Wondermoo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BasilHunter: lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Loonatic93 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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Tuxbeej: Ok, I’m outta here. Sit tight!
Dared00: weewoo
TXC2: Good luck Beej
Laurence72 sits tight
mowdownjoe: lgwBeg
LordChrusher subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
LordChrusher: 48 months! That's four years!
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ZeroArcana: lrrSIGNAL teathePog
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Checkpoint+! Get your video game news and commentary here! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1116432854857052160
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PhoenixMelior: oh boy, I don't even hear audio buzz right now. So smooth.
NickTheDM: Woo checkpoint!
TXC2: smooth like Beej's hands
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
hajnal_endot: so, sarazanmai just launched
Pteraspidomorphi: How was it?
hajnal_endot: I'm stoked and it's made me extremely excited for my birthday
orthiar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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teiflingaishling: Im dog walking, so I can’t WATCH, but I can still listen!
hajnal_endot: by launched, i mean like ten minutes ago
Pteraspidomorphi: I see
Konda020946: is this an hour early?
azlan121 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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TXC2: Konda020946 nope
Konda020946: hm must have mistead sth
Tithegha: hi lrr buddies
Laurence72: It is an hour earlier than it used to be, but this is its new starting tinme
TXC2: ^
sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
Konda020946: aah ok
PhoenixMelior: FINGER GUNS
TehAmelie: yo
Gekyouryuu: hello, friends.
CosmicDuctTape: finger guns!
Glodenox: pew pew
Lord_Hydraos subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Lord_Hydraos: Beej & Paul have you seen your dank toaster memes yet?
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TXC2: hello Kathleen and Beej
lare291: Finger guns!
x0den: jump s!care
DiscordianTokkan: Finger guns! Meow!
Gekyouryuu: may I share with you all a silly thing I made?
CosmicDuctTape: Teeth!
WrightJustice: fingerguns!
Rufran: finger guns
NathanJay_GA: lrrAWESOME
PhoenixMelior: I mean, I am. I'm not looking at the screen
A_Dub888: #fingerguns
Serifina: Is Kathleen pretending to be a penguin? :p
TehAmelie: that's a cool poncho thing (?) Kathleen
aitsu100: love that top Kathleen
ThorSokar: oh Hi there
mowdownjoe: Why isn't this a podcast?
MostCallMe__Tim: for half a second beej looked like graham to me
BasilHunter: exactally
TXC2: Fingerbang with your finger guns Kappa
chi7891: 👈🏻👉🏻
BasilHunter: IT's an Aura experience
Unas84: Gingerfuns!
WearingCats_CwC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
WearingCats_CwC: ginger funs?
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Gekyouryuu: I don't know if you've seen it, Kathleen, but I made this today: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D34S4CdXsAEUhwE?format=jpg&name=small
BtEtta: I am literally doing exactly that
Rufran: I had it open in another window while I was waiting for it to start so that is applicable to me
CosmicDuctTape: I have a paper I should be writing!
AnimeKitty: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:10.
NickTheDM: Mobile does audio only, I often listen as I do other things
tyrew0rm: i have some lovely scientific papers opem on my main monitor
JRandomHacker: Oh yeah I'm suuuuper watching this at work
Mantafold: audio only is a thing on moble!
Rufran: I am sure Paul is looking great
PhoenixMelior: I take your word for it, I need to markup this package
Lucaan: That's a really nice Zelda shirt, Beej
x0den: paul cam when?
Glodenox: Dual screen setup ftw
chi7891: Kathleen’s Shaw thingy is very very good looking
TXC2: !schedule
LRRbot: The streaming schedule received a revamp on March 31! Check this video for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x81FDUH8-E Or if you just want to see the schedule itself, http://lrr.cc/2019schedule
orthiar: things to pretend to care about is a depressingly accurate description of my job right now.
OmnipotentTrevor: I love this earlier time slot
stevestein: LoadingReadyRunSavingsTime (LRRST)
TXC2: I for one am loving this new time slot
Unas84: I experience Checkpoint mainly olefactory
LordZarano: Israel nonprofit SpaceIL just crashed their lander into the moon
SalsaDraugur: I love the new schedule because many of my favorite shows are now at a time I can watch
TehAmelie: so many things stop happening on the weekend
ThorSokar: Thursday gives people 3.5 days to screw up
CosmicDuctTape: there's always something
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I don't normally get to see you folks live. However, work closed early due to yet another SNOWPOCOLYPSE in Minnesota. Seriously, 70 and Sunny one day; two days later... SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!!!
CosmicDuctTape: local recording?
sinkirby: it not perfect system
TXC2: Things to pretend to care about would be an awesome album name
orionsrise1: Hey it's video game news time with Paul and Kathleen and Gra.....Beej!
kassy_13: aww did i miss it?
CosmicDuctTape: @kassy_13 nope! right on time!
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, Celsius. The right one
kassy_13: yessss thanks!
hajnal_endot: my dad's in fargo, shit is fuuuuuucked
AgentMagicMaster: Oh! Hands up for those of us in the MN Snowpoloycse!
Decaped: don't worry, we'll all be dead
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior very yes
BtEtta: Not all deserts are hot.
SalsaDraugur: I will live in the ocean, good times
blast__femur: Spring has sprung here, I don't know if it'll get cold again. Ever.
TXC2: I put it to you chat that climate change isn't real, weather is controlled by a youtube Algorithm now
Driosenth: 1-1/2 feet of snow in the last day here in South Dakota
Loonatic93: It's gotten so bad that entire power polls are down.
hoktauri: Had snow last week in North Carolina to, it sucked for a bit
Mantafold: thanks for the MN callout.
DarknessKingCoH: As a Minnesotan, it suuuuuck
Riandisa: It was low 80s F yesterday, Sunday they are saying snow mixed with rain
Laurence72: Kelvin or riot! lrrBEEJ
DKS04Saturn: No kidding. Down here on Argentina we have 10 celcius one day, 23 the next, then back to 10 and so on
ThorSokar: Turns out everything is NOT fine
blast__femur: Very Avenir of you
CosmicDuctTape: funny, my brain makes a similar noise
CamelAttack: Climate change means the a seperation of things that used to combined. All the heat goes one place, all the cold another, all the water in another.
NimrodXIV: *Silent Hill Siren*
Lucaan: On Tuesday, we had 60 degree weather (~15 C) and yesterday we had ice and rain falling from the sky. eogOh
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: :)
WearingCats_CwC: We're not going to live forever. Also very briefly
SalsaDraugur: @CamelAttack the place the water goes in is probably my house
theunknownpoetb: Love Beej’s shirt!
Laurence72: yes!
PhoenixMelior: wow the in joke
aitsu100: lol
CosmicDuctTape: oh lrrWOW
TXC2: CHUNK PUNCH
x0den: Lol
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet chunk
GDwarf: CheckPoint Chunk Punch
LRRTwitter: [5d ago] @loadingreadyrun> Announced during the bonus stream this afternoon, join us next Saturday at 2PM Pacific for The 1st Annual Punch-A-Chunk Challenge: @James_LRR & @sergeyager Dig the Hole Thing. | We promise it’ll be something :D | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1114713006112251905
NimrodXIV: Punch-a-checkpoint
Asoxa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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stevestein: Did James write this?
CamelAttack: @SalsaDraugur Im not near the ocean, but it will also be in my house, rising sea levels is fun!
TheWarbo: well that cut'll make sense to people who don't watch all the other LRR content
Bluemage76 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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mynameisie subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
mynameisie: Oh dang 48 months WOW a fun milestone in a garbage week. Thanks for checking those points
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WearingCats_CwC: I normally dress before leaving the house
Wondermoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months, currently on a 68 month streak!
Wondermoo: boop
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SalsaDraugur: @CamelAttack I live in a country where the coast is the only part with houses, it's going to be a good time
TheWarbo is currently working from home, and....yeah
hoktauri: I'm working right now in some fleece pants and a t shirt
MousseFilledCat: As someone who works from home - I can tell you I wear pajamas to work - getting dressed is for chumps
HavenJunde: hey i can have my sim not wear pants
blackwlf: As a work from home person, I only put on pants if I'm leaving the house.
TehAmelie: i can tell you my new writing chair that's too uncomfortable to not wear pants has cramped my style considerably
NimrodXIV: yaaaaaay
TXC2: so the LABO is gonna next months challenge on R/GripTraining ?
The_FlyingDutchman: oof, focus
teiflingaishling: LAs been having terrible wind
CosmicDuctTape: oh yeah, I see it a bit now
hoktauri: Kathleen vibrating out of this dimension
CosmicDuctTape: she is ascending
TXC2: the Camera can handle the Kathleen
hunkajunk: I mean... I love roasted cauliflower.
HavenJunde: YAY
mowdownjoe: This was great.
RomanGoro: <3 CanYouPetTheDog
Serifina: Petting the dog is so good. :D
CosmicDuctTape: I think, subconciously, though I say I'm a cat person, this is the reason I finally bought Enter the Gungeon
stevestein: Can You Pet The Dog Gets Results!
Brok3nGol3m: slytqHug slytqHug
BlueMechanic: The rainbow mode is also fun
mowdownjoe: Dog is best item now.
RomanGoro: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
NimrodXIV: lrrSPOT
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:25.
Skyboss1996: BECAUSE WE WANT TO PET THE DOG
lare291: Why not?
Nymo: ezaSophie
PhoenixMelior: Stand up for your beliefs.
orbitaltuna: niche? hardly
orthiar: because all dogs are good dogs
PhoenixMelior: but can you pet the cat
BillTheCat: can you pet the cat exists
TXC2: for the first time and the only time Kappa
PhoenixMelior: hello yes me
BloodForTheCorelab: i would pet a lizard!!!
Nymo: Me!
Rufran: LIZARD DOGGO
accountmadeforants: You can pet the cat if you give the cat a dog mask first.
aitsu100: nice
buckminst: LIZARD DOGGO
TXC2: can you pet the lizard wizard?
NimrodXIV: Scaly Doggo!
CosmicDuctTape: CONTINUOUS! ENTHUSIASTIC! CONSENT!
TehAmelie: did you know our friend Pika is making a game about petting cats right now
Skyboss1996: ahahaahah
Qalten: Are those occasional harsh camera shakes from the construction detonations?
AerialPosterior: LUL
A_Dub888: Can I Beej the Beej? lrrBEEJ
TXC2: Qalten possibly
Robot_Bones: Beej Beejes the whole Beej
NovaTiempo: Camera dampeners?
WearingCats_CwC: I think her home planet was destroyed by M Bison. On tuesday
PhoenixMelior: a series of tubes
CosmicDuctTape: mm, that could explain it then
Rhynerd: So, Chun Li didn’t die on the way back to her home planet?
BasilHunter: Isolators
NathanJay_GA: or a room on shocks, like NORAD?
itsastrideh: I mean, Beej does seem more in focus than Kathleen somehow?
itsastrideh: Is the lens dirty?
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Dog! They have given 234 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dog! (Today's storm count: 16)
SalsaDraugur: did you guys see the tweet from the fallout 76 twitter where they're selling a gamer chair and all of the replies are pictures of cheap plastic chairs?
PhoenixMelior: are they EVER going to be finished blowing up Victoria?
LordZarano: I think focal length was very slightly too long
ThorSokar: time for some big rubber washers?
CosmicDuctTape: yes, that's sharper now
orbitaltuna: CanYouTouchTheCamera
itsastrideh: It's fixed!
Skyboss1996: Quickly, get the vasaline
Alpereninn: <message deleted>şi.ilpşçiiçşoğşşçlşlşşş..işşişpçşpşii)iş)çğşşişçişşişç.çşşşipşşşş
NathanJay_GA: :?
accountmadeforants: Probably better to find a different mounting spot, mending shake is always hell.
masta2505: #BeechDoesTheWholeThingTwice
Alephred: Kathleen: 'Nuclear', not 'nucular'
Skyboss1996: All their clothes? Even *real pants*?!
NathanJay_GA: cat-like typing detected
PhoenixMelior: huh, twitch changed its modded message and it's weird
Metric_Furlong: !pave
wench_tacular: once more with feeling
Qalten: New set good set
orthiar: I know it's not exactly news at this point, but I am loving the set since the upgrades.
CosmicDuctTape: Beej has personal investment
FerociousPeach: it's going to seem really strange when Graham eventually returns
Anaerin: Once more, with focus.
Laurence72: !card once more with feeling
LRRbot: Once More with Feeling [WWWW] | Sorcery | Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling. / DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
CodeDancer: I just got here, I'm so glad we're doing it again
Anaerin: New-clear.
lare291: Nucular
FITorion: new clear
Anaerin: Not New-killer.
Nigouki: Nyukyular is wholly correct pronunciation
Skyboss1996: New-Clear
cmdrud87: Nucular is from the Simpsons
itsastrideh: To be fair, Nuke-u-lar is pretty much the most common Canadian pronunciation in my experience
Qalten: It's pronounced "newmewclam"
lare291: All pronunciation that you can understand are fine
Skyboss1996: oooorrr...
NovaTiempo: Try Termonuclear
Skyboss1996: Nuclr
WearingCats_CwC: It is 3
NovaTiempo: *Thermo
Anaerin: Nii-you-killer.
Lucaan: I've gotten to the point where I no longer know how I usually say "nuclear"
SpacePotato01: add 'vessels'
TXC2: new-cu-lrr
MousseFilledCat: W got made fun of a lot for it
Comeback323: not something we have to stay a lot...YET
Gekyouryuu: Kathleen, if you have time later, I made an Obort Zunak card. tagged you with it on twitter.
TheWarbo: Does the "nucular" pronunciation tend to also come with pronouncing "nucleus" as "nuculus"?
blackwlf: "glowy-boompower"
GDwarf: I hear "New-clear" a lot more, though Ontario also had commercials specifically on how to pronounce it
thefileclerk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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cmdrud87: So, blame Canada?
Skyboss1996: Deadly Radiation Particles
TXC2: !store
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itsastrideh: Maybe it's an ontario thing that we say it like that?
blast__femur: Thanks boards of canada, always helping out
itsastrideh: I have an idea! Nuke-yu-lee-er
Spluuga: it's like numetal, the lethal effect is about the same
PhoenixMelior: oh, are we just doing a straight do-over?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior seems like
Nymo: came here late, so this works out for me
Bladinus: It's Chunk Punch time!
CosmicDuctTape: yeah, just considering the camera focus was persistent across the whole thing
NathanJay_GA: I approve of dunking on James and Serge :D
FarleyF: What if you sold a cup with your face on it,you could have a mug on a mug
accountmadeforants: Oh no
TXC2: remember when the Sims had Unions? Kappa
RassilonDND: is this take two or three for stories?
FarleyF: Mugception if you will
thefileclerk: no.
thefileclerk: i do not want this
MousseFilledCat: @RassilonDND 2
Skyboss1996: Shirts all together
Anaerin: FarleyF What if someone held you up at gunpoint and stole your cup with your face on it. Then you'd be mugged for your mug on a mug.
accountmadeforants: The next Sims expansion will completely remove the house-building mechanic. You just lease an appartment with very strict terms.
TheMerricat: @RassilonDND take two, they had shake/focus issues first go around
TXC2: the luncheon kingdom?
FarleyF: @anaerin 😂👏👏👏
LoadingReadyRun: better focus this time?
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun yeap
Skyboss1996: Yes, better focus
Anaerin: Focus MUCH better.
Qalten: Much sharper
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun looks good to me
RWD130 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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thefileclerk: how quick before you just never stop throwing up
Skyboss1996: time to get RIPPED
TXC2: can fallout 76 players feel happiness?
accountmadeforants: The Switch's resolution seems like a very poor fit for splitting into two lenses that project its pixels directly at your eyeballs.
Anaerin: TXC2 Yes, for only 10,000 Atom in the microtransaction store.
TXC2: Anaerin ah of course
colonelkreiner subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, colonelkreiner! (Today's storm count: 19)
Skyboss1996: Also, survival mode is broke
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ sergeMoly sergeHolyMoly allenHaha Graham did a Beej drop this week!
Skyboss1996: basically people jumping off of cliffs every 20 minutes
Anaerin: accountmadeforants What, you don't like watching everything through a jail-cell thick screen door effect?
DigitalSeahorse: Geej
thefileclerk: this is a blessed post
Bladinus: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
wildpeaks: because doges
Wondermoo: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
MWGNZ: jamiePuphug
TXC2: he says gets like these sprites already existed, and needed to be hunted down or something
Skyboss1996: well, we're redoing that.
NovaTiempo: Almost flawless
DigitalSeahorse: allenHug CorgiDerp katesHug2
Qalten: Love the intro call-out to James's big Minecraft chunk dig (and the one diamond he found)
aguafish: Animals are cute.
LordZarano: as we said, @CanYouPetTheCat exists
FarleyF: Powering through like a professional
Skyboss1996: BEEJ NO
NovaTiempo: *gaaaasp*
TwilightAvalon: except coughing
Raithencore235: Automatic responses... so death?
Nymo: dskoopRed holding
TwilightAvalon: the body kinda forces that one, whether you want to or not
Skyboss1996: eventually, your body will win
itsastrideh: Can you pet the King Gizzard?
teiflingaishling: Kathleen sick?
Nigouki: it's kinda neat that nature decided a crucial function like breathing needed a manual override
Arikell: Would not recommend, automatic responses seem important
AdamYMHMI: I thought the coughs were trying to non-subtly hint at there being some double entendres.
Galactic_pain: Can I pet the lizard?
Skyboss1996: ahahah
Comeback323: the best time
offbeatwitch: TIME for BOOBS
Nymo: heh
NimrodXIV: LOL
Gekyouryuu: off topic, I had an idea: Beach Boys cover band called "Surfboards of Canada"
DiscordianTokkan: TIME for BOoooobs
TXC2: KATHLEEN PLS
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrWOW
kamelion84: katesLol
TheWarbo: Can You Pet The...
Skyboss1996: With your soft, bitable fingers? NO
thefileclerk: aaaaanf the stinger
shadmed: please don't touch them
offbeatwitch: I feel the answer is "only if you ask first"
accountmadeforants: They should at least print that on the inside.
miccu_resea subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
shadmed subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
NovaTiempo: uh huh
thefileclerk: shiteel is a good curse
wildpeaks: I always assumed they were for water
NimrodXIV: the mugs...have a use...? Kappa
Skyboss1996: Silica Gel
DiscordianTokkan: Water is a good fluid for them
Anaerin: Filled with PJSalt
AdamYMHMI: Just pure salt.
PhoenixMelior: ooh, silica gel!
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CosmicDuctTape: that's not coffee lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart katesBeans katesBeans katesBeans
accountmadeforants: Fill it with more LRR merchandise
FarleyF: Water, Vodka both are clear
TheWarbo: fill it with basic lands
CosmicDuctTape: hello
BillTheCat: something
Anaerin: "Something"
LaconicLad: Who can afford silica gel?
Tochisan7: something
TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Beej
Skyboss1996: Soomething
Nigouki: something
HavenJunde: hi
I_Am_Clockwork: greetings
thefileclerk: butts
shadmed: this is the screen
Skyboss1996: I spelled it wrong. Crap
RomanGoro: Ok, chat, for next mailtime we all send honey and other smooth-your-throat stuff
teiflingaishling: Hello!
StarFreak359: Something.
orionsrise1: heroquest is at 8pm!
NovaTiempo: Ooh, a Serge prank - sneak away his coffee and put a silica packet in ther. Tell him it dried up.
chi7891: QUACK
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chaostreader: Hi
HavenJunde: as a Sims fan, i'm hype for freelance work
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accountmadeforants: The Labo thing seems like terrible execution, but something interesting for the future.
Anaerin: Isn't the Switch 720p, possibly 720p60? That's not going to be great for VR resolution.
BillTheCat: "hey this thing has a gryo in it and a screen on it, why don't we slap some lenses in front of it and call it vr?"
Dared00: @Anaerin all reviews say it's enough to be playable
PhoenixMelior: so. yeah.
Anaerin: BillTheCat Nintendo saw Google Cardboard and say "Good enough!"
TXC2: Hello Paul
itsastrideh: If it had introduced a bug, would it have been a flea?
LordZarano: It's lower res than Google Cardboard. (With most phones) :)
Anaerin: itsastrideh A tick, probably.
Lucaan: "It's fine, it's just a small change." - Every inexperienced programer before everything goes terribly wrong.
TheMerricat: #AllDogsDeserveToBePet #UnlessTheyreServiceDogs #TheyreOnTheJob
Anaerin: Pet the dog while carrying another dog.
BlueMechanic: I think I saw that someone tried petting the dog next to an NPC and ended up petting the NPC instead
user_with_name17: I love gungeon, but the game has crashed 10+ times with the new update, so this whole "crunch" and QA thing sounds like a myth
NovaTiempo: My shirt is not a billboard
TXC2: dont most cloths have the brand logo on it?
UnboundLaconicity: Is Paul's mic on?
fuzzy_died: is Pauls Mic on?
Astra7525: There's a reason why fashion brands feature their logos on their clothes a lot
orionsrise1: nice four sword shirt Beej!
StarFreak359: If my shirt is a billboard, I'm curating the message
Anaerin: I'm already paying a fortune for this clothing, do I get a discount for being a walking billboard?
CosmicDuctTape: does not sound on
FITorion: doesn't sound like it
itsastrideh: That definitely sounds too colourful for Kathleen
I_Am_Clockwork: paul is quiet
NimrodXIV: sounds like not
Tochisan7: paul's mic sounds off
Astra7525: Since clothing cannot be copyrighted, but logos and brands can, it's a way to protect their intellectual property
BloodForTheCorelab: down with logos
chi7891: Paul’s mic is off
Oatway_: it is better Paul
aitsu100: yes better paul
Laurence72: yes, better Paul, thank you
BillTheCat: Paul's mic is on
arcana_capulus: yes, f logos!
Tochisan7: Paul's mic is in a quantum state of both off and on
BillTheCat: if you make an ingame video of your sim wearing those clothes is it moschino-ma?
teiflingaishling: What about charities?
TheMerricat: I just use CC and have my sims wear LRR and Desert Bus shirts
PhoenixMelior: Paul's mic is just boomy
Anaerin: Insider trading?
Welbog: !updog
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accountmadeforants: Okay, yeah, I found the Kotaku article: https://kotaku.com/moschino-is-releasing-a-sims-inspired-fashion-line-and-1833953091 That's certainly a thing, yeah.
KidAmn: "I didn't do anything!" "Explain these market trends only your friends took advantage of." "...I didn't do anything you can prove!"
Raithencore235: Insider trading!
TXC2: yeap pretty much insider trading
TehAmelie: breaking his NDA
MousseFilledCat: So, Insider Trading?
TehAmelie: for fun and profit
wildpeaks: wow
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Erudite_Cynic: gaming insider trading NotLikeThis
Astra7525: Scum in RL AND Online
thefileclerk: yeah, that seems about right
Fuuura: He was a former GOP election official according to his Twitter
AntiCrepuscular: #notacrook
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Spacecarl: wow this shouldnt be a warning sign or anything!
Comeback323: that reads as satire
thefileclerk: HA
Skyboss1996: HMMM
TXC2: of course he's from the GOP
I_Am_Clockwork: You don't say
TehAmelie: his election slogan was "Make Eve fun again" e_e
angryoptimist: lrrWOW
Tochisan7: so... corrupt IRL and in game? at least he's consistent
Skyboss1996: haahahah
user_with_name17: in US there is no law that prevents politicians and their aids from profiting on their insider knowledge about upcoming regulation, unlike our insider trading laws for us mere plebs
chi7891: That’s literally insider trading....
Tochisan7: "I Object!" "why?" "Because it's devistating to my case!"
accountmadeforants: Up next, watch this guy pull a Shkreli and direct his guild while banned
TehAmelie: i've been curious how a lobbyist would be corrupted. would he be giving away more bribes than he's supposed to?
Rhynerd: Their clone rights are revoked, their mental data is wiped, their ships are scrapped and recycled, or however you unperson somebody in EvE online.
itsastrideh: Honestly, it definitely wouldn't surprise me to hear EVE Online started a court system, jury duty and all
Skyboss1996: "To us, you look like a shitbag, because... uh.. well you are"
DarkNacht: @user_with_name17 yes there is a law against it, it was what John Mcain and a bunch of Dems got in trouble for in the 80s. Its just hard to prove so they rarely get caught
sir_jack_DB: Wavesplitter
birbarino: oops
Kykiwi: lol
Skyboss1996: For looking. No touching
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user_with_name17: DarkNacht I don't think there is a law, maybe a house ethics rule...
NovaTiempo: eh, fine I guess?
KidAmn: "Here's the only void-element trace rifle in the game... and you *still* can't have it until Sony says so."
Kykiwi: I mean that is eaier than refunding all the purchases
Skyboss1996: It's your "range queen"
Kazman20a: and once again another reason timed exclusives are trash
BillTheCat: it's like owning a poster of your dream car
Jeezy56: better hope they're still playing the game in like 5 months I guess
GerrardUK: Buying a car before passing your driving test
Raithencore235: I have a girlfriend! Where is she? She lives in Canada...
Skyboss1996: That's how prince works
accountmadeforants: I just need my Gun-Driving license...
NovaTiempo: wait, are we in the Panalyst lore now?
AntiCrepuscular: His Royal Purpleness
Nymo: SSSsss
Invitare: Harry is the wild one
Nightvalien28: I don't like royalty but do agree with him
NovaTiempo: sergeScopeCreep
wildpeaks: and royalty shouldn't be allowed either
Tochisan7: that's a very open ended statement
accountmadeforants: That barely sounds like a real sentence.
Skyboss1996: Ah yes Harry. The most.... consistent member of the riyal family
Nightvalien28: wildpeaks let's ban both
TehAmelie: in sweden we don't let our royals express political views
Laurence72: Look, England, you gave us the Beetles, now it is time we return the favor
Cmdrlyneye: His point that its exploitative is spot on.
thefileclerk: he isnt exactly wrong...
offbeatwitch: I mean it's created to Money
TwilightAvalon: He isnt wrong...its just how do you fix it
ZeroArcana: was harry the one who dressed up as a nazi that one time, or was it his brother?
wildpeaks: or could teach the kid moderation
hanrat: Dear Prince Harry: As someone who is at his computer still working at 9pm I propose that Work Should Not Be Allowed. Join the revolution :p
Nymo: so, the same thing we had with Pokemon in the 90s
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (47m ago).
TXC2: ZeroArcana no that was him, it was for a party where everyone dressed as villains
Nightvalien28: if it makes more money than a prince it should be banned Kappa
Cmdrlyneye: Folding ideas April fools video about fortnite is a really good look at the creepy money side of it..
PMAvers: I mean, it could be worse. They could be playing Magic.
Skyboss1996: Speaking of Fortnight always on Checkpoint :p
PhoenixMelior: back in my day we got in trouble for reading the Harry Potter books at school, not for playing Fortnite on our phones
Raithencore235: I think that's an interesting point, just looking at the problem of addiction in gaming
NovaTiempo: :p
TwilightAvalon: ITs the same thing that happened with World of Warcraft, that created the basement stereotype in the mid 2000s, but with Video Games getting so much more widespread and popular, its happening on a grander scale
Nymo: Heh
AntiCrepuscular: PhoenixMelior Reading?! ban this sick filth ;)
PhoenixMelior: AntiCrepuscular Catholic school
birbarino: addiction in general is a bit intriguing
accountmadeforants: The van extrudes a new friend
NathanJay_GA: Fortnite battle royale: copying the #1 BR game since its inception Kappa
thefileclerk: oh no
NimrodXIV: uh oh
Nymo: uh oh
NovaTiempo: Do you want paul clones? This is how you get Paul clones
TXC2: yeap seems fine
Skyboss1996: You have been warned
Skyboss1996: This is no longer Paul's fault
AntiCrepuscular: PhoenixMelior Ah. Right :/
traveller800: @NovaTiempo prepare the clone-o-matic
wildpeaks: oh no
TXC2: NOPE
hoktauri: oh, THOSE games
thefileclerk: oh no
accountmadeforants: Continuing Google's time-honoured tradition of never putting any effort into anything as long as they think they can automate it
Vanbael: that's like...no
Lucaan: Must resist eogOh
TXC2: nope nope nope nope nope fucking nope
wildpeaks: NOPE
Skyboss1996: Don't do it.
NimrodXIV: wat
traveller800: oh god
wildpeaks: all the nope
thefileclerk: preach
Skyboss1996: Hmmm? 25? just to be safe?
TehAmelie: at least 15
traveller800: no...make it 220 to be sure
PhoenixMelior: also don't let her interact with chat AT ALL
SpacePotato01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
SpacePotato01: Just let kids buy Fortnite stuff (and play-hours?) from the store with 'homework tokens'?
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DeadlyWinchester: I still have nightmares from that one time Graham made beej play frozen flash game
azlan121: so it sounds like the sort of thing that would have ended up on newgrounds back in the day
MousseFilledCat: My nephews do not have access to my brother's wallet, ever.
MousseFilledCat: Online wallet, I mean
thefileclerk: thinks still deeply disturb me online and i am an old
TwilightAvalon: I have to blame Parents.....they think the Internet is a babysitter, and while it is, it will only teach them the wrong thing 9 times out of 10
NovaTiempo: I feel I should be able to limit my grandparents access to right wing news sites as well
Decaped: 13 year olds will get around nanny software. 11 if they're really familiar with computers.
Cmdrlyneye: Morbid curiosity is really good for high "engagement" stuff and children are super susceptible to it.
PMAvers: Sounds like it's time to bring back AOL-style internet.
PMAvers: *don't do that
accountmadeforants: You're right not to trust it, Google really doesn't care.
thefileclerk: @decaped i learned how to use keyloggers to steal nanny control passwords at 12
Skyboss1996: The internet was fun
TXC2: new thing *Exists* Parents: BAN THIS SICK FILTH
hanrat: In my day AOL was a mark of quality...
LordZarano: Folding Ideas' video about Strange kids gaming the YouTube algorythm is pretty good
TwilightAvalon: We had the Internet go from Windows 95 to windows 7 in basically 1 generation, and this kind of access to technology and information would have normally taken 3-4 generations to completely handle
LordZarano: *strange kids videos
NovaTiempo: Teach children about logging and history. That'll limit their movements online :)
Tochisan7: I feel like the 30-something parents who were raised on the internet had a more docile internet and may be more naive to the horrors of the internet today
accountmadeforants: We went from "never share anything personal online" to social media
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edgar_j: what paul are you telling me People on the internet are not always telling the truth to me? :o
A_Catastrophic_Success: Back in my day the Internet was made of wood!
thefileclerk: and that is how incels were born
Raithencore235: When I was young 11-12 my mom picked up a book from our local library. She didn't know what was in the book (it was in the adult fantasy section) but it ended up having sex scenes involving dragons. Even before the internet she wasn't completely informed as to the nature of the book before she gave it to me
traveller800: @A_Catastrophic_Success back in MY day,. there was no internet...just two bricks that we banged to the sides of our heads
chi7891: My cousins do that to my uncle literally all the time
NovaTiempo: No! Bad vicarious parent!
chi7891: He’s obsessed with Facebook
TXC2: I say the Internet was fine until social networks became a thing
accountmadeforants: THIS BAND IS FULL OF BABIES!
TwilightAvalon: I am so happy I have resists all Social Media this entire time. No Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc
Skyboss1996: It's cool now
NovaTiempo: </adam voice>
traveller800: @accountmadeforants entire team iz BABIEZ!!
thefileclerk: good
Cmdrlyneye: Gweneth paltorw's child had a go at her on Instagram for posting photos of them skiing after they had asked her not to
TwilightAvalon: never used Myspace either
TXC2: I wonder if this ties into the Resurgence of Vinyl
Skyboss1996: Let me tell you about cable boxes
JohnLockeCole: Oh wow, checkpoint on a thursday, localised entirely on my monitor??
PhoenixMelior: It's a holdout from how the metal community evolved from word of mouth, but I hate that if you want to keep up on the metal scene you have to have a Facebook account
thefileclerk: ooooh woooow
NovaTiempo: \o/
TheWarbo: that seems...iffy
NimrodXIV: :D
Skyboss1996: weeeee dont need to watch F&F
BillTheCat: haha
accountmadeforants: Did you talk with them about it?
Garfy400 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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Erudite_Cynic: censorship!
PhoenixMelior: if only my father wasn't a computer programmer
SalsaDraugur: Beej censoring his parents
chi7891: I tried to block Fox News from my mom’s TV
Duven60: 'parental controles' love it
TwilightAvalon: Being happy to censor anything doesnt seem good
Loonatic93: The real parental controls.
keymaster515: I generally only watch PBS and BBC nowadays.
orionsrise1: so Beej as the child has locked out the parents!
SalsaDraugur: @PhoenixMelior same with my granddad but he does it on the side
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun meanwhile, bens parents have already hacked past his blocks and have actually created Ben-bot to prevent it happening again
thefileclerk: my mom has bern getting into crystal powers...
Skyboss1996: Not a bad idea...
Tiber727: Eww. I may have issues with Fox, but that really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
DeviantHS: too bad my parents go out of their way to find that trash
AgentMagicMaster: I should do that to my Grandmother's TV....
Skyboss1996: WOOOW
TwilightAvalon: Wouldnt Facebook be WORSE than MSM?
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hanrat: Can I burn my parents' copies of the Times and Telegrsph before they read it then? (they have a fireplace...)
Skyboss1996: HERO QUEST RETURNS
TwilightAvalon: HERO QUEST!
Kykiwi: the return of the hero quest!
thefileclerk: nice
DeviantHS: my mum who has a b.sc. in biology told me about a goat devil, like wtf
Pal_Friendpatine: Heroquest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
accountmadeforants: HEROQUEST YEAH
PMAvers: #blameIan
Rhynerd: Hero Quest!
orionsrise1: Yesssssssssssssss!
Laurence72: I might try that, but my dad would just get on the phone with the cable company and figure it out
TheMerricat: @Tiber727 Seriously if I thought I could I would to my parents, they retired and went from being kindly 'old folk' to being full on bunker building white supremists in the span of a decade.
Texan_Reverend: YES! Hero Quest is back!
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeALLTHETHINGS kaypikeALLTHETHINGS kaypikeALLTHETHINGS
Saunabath: Oh nice. Hero Quest returns
masta2505: Hero Quest! Wasn't this the first AFK?
7gorobei: @hanrat you can take a sharpie and redact certain sections
QwertMints: what happened with the chun-li story? :) -Hero quest thoooo
Sibwow: So is hero quest the longer game?
traveller800: welcome to the last 30 minutes of the stream
PhoenixMelior: or they
SalsaDraugur: my grandmother is the only person in my family that regularly watches television and I'm glad she dosen't understand english and can't watch those news channels
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (58m ago).
NovaTiempo: So, Maypril mailtime?
PhoenixMelior: Marpril
azlan121: oh sweet, hope everyone liked the stuff inside
Tiber727: @TheMerricat Sorry about that, but I seriously don't think trying to control people is the way to go.
TXC2: mynameisYEET ? Kappa
TehAmelie: remember that Fox News literally isn't news. they've been sued for spreading misinformation under the pretense of news, and their defense was that they're not news, but entertainment
aiamethyst subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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thefileclerk: mpril
TwilightAvalon: 1 more away from 69 months Kappa
traveller800: ALL HAIL DOG
DrDracnon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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accountmadeforants: My grandmas refuse to watch anything but national TV for news, which I've really come to appreciate.
TheMerricat: @Tiber727 trying to control yeah, helping them avoid being inducted into a cult because the only human interaction they get now is Fox news... I'm OK with that.
Rhynerd: Reading out the dog’s sub counts as petting the dog, I assume:
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun hail chats new lord and master... OhMyDog DOG RalpherZ
I_Am_Clockwork: Beej, the Aqua Hoarder
TXC2: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #5940: "Mixing water with other water is just not the same water." —Heather [2019-03-25]
thefileclerk: DRINK MORE RICIN
PMAvers: Checkpoint is brought to you today by Water: IT KEEPS YOU ALIVE
PhoenixMelior: oh hey it green
Pteraspidomorphi: hah
zyrconium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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traveller800: POTATO
LordZarano: I'm kinda glad we don't have those sort of news channels in the UK. We have newspapers that fill a simmilar role though...
NovaTiempo: sudden magic!
thefileclerk: @lordzarano you have the daily mail
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen, Beej and Paul
TwilightAvalon: Ive been here since Desert Bus 6, but I only subscribed 2 years ago :(
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
TXC2: !event
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The War of the Spark Pre-PreRelease will be April 19th at 11AM Moonbase time. Guests and info: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D30dLc-U4AABBNm.jpg
NovaTiempo: Soon™
TXC2: the day AFTER my birthday :p
thefileclerk: @lordzarano i should read entire comments...
TehAmelie: we're coming up on the month of NIce, when the old guard all gets 69 months
PhoenixMelior: I just want to know how this story ends
NovaTiempo: Oh, new panalysts soon?
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2392 patrons for a total of $14,224.17 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Skyboss1996: Magic Time
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
PMAvers: Everyone dies. Like, everything. And they have to make a new game.
TXC2: !twitter
TehAmelie: byee
traveller800: POTATO
Wondermoo: May indeed is the month of Nice, can't wait for the memes
Metric_Furlong: well, time to leave
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
LoadingReadyRun: !team
LRRbot: Current standings: Serge: 0, James: 0
Glodenox: <message deleted>Can a mod please remove this message for testing something on the chat monitor script?
traveller800: (has suffered shattering of sanity due to too much caffiene)
Glodenox: Ok, worked perfectly. Thanks!
LoadingReadyRun: Thats not what that command says it does...
QwertMints: what on magic today? :)
PhoenixMelior: !help
QwertMints: what's*
PhoenixMelior: there's a !teams and a !team
PhoenixMelior: might be causing some issues
PhoenixMelior: LRR meant for this: Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page! https://www.twitch.tv/team/loadingreadyrun
TehAmelie: just wondering, are there any more patreon milestones? can't seem to find them on the page
PhoenixMelior: also we've live?
RassilonDND: signal confirmed.
TeamPhoenixDK: Another Phoenix i see. @PhoenixMelior
FlameI7: We are livd
RassilonDND: summon more pylons though
TheWarbo: I feel like I"m about to hear the Stardew menu music
TehAmelie: lrrSPARKNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Who's ready to watch James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering for the next 3 hours? I hope the answer is all of you :D http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1116447120821587968
accountmadeforants: Ooh, that team page is quite nice. Even if it's basically my followed channels page already. >_>
LoadingReadyRun: Might have to refresh for stream
Science_and_Magic: Are those bells in the background?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ever get so used to VODs that you try to skip ahead the live feed... It's nice to catch this live for once.
Raithencore235: I like the fact that I can hear Arena in the background
Science_and_Magic: Oh that's what I hear
PhoenixMelior: TeamPhoenixDK I mean. I've been here for about five years.
RassilonDND: hoo wee , did you guys see the spoiler for bontu, god eternal? that's some hotness
TehAmelie: reminds me of Moonbase III with the birds
TeamPhoenixDK: @PhoenixMelior Cool. I think i have been for 3 years. xD
TehAmelie: ahoy
LordChrusher: cheer200
QwertMints: yooooooooo
TheWarbo: I'm just happy at more ability to yell "STOP MAKING ME DISCARD THINGS"
SpookySpaghooti: hello boshy boys
TeamPhoenixDK: @PhoenixMelior Just rarely looks at chat .-.
Raithencore235 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
Raithencore235: Whoop Whoop LRRMTG with my favourite boys!
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traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun that fox was staring into mu soooouuuul
TheWarbo: !findquote change
LRRbot: Quote #5733: "Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Science_and_Magic: @RassilonDND The fact that the god eternals can't be exiled to stop them for good is scary.
morgoth_bauglyr: help help i'm, trapped in the camera
Nigouki: so we're gonna get another studio remodeling Loading Time?
PhoenixMelior: are we ever getting an updated background?
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m_logan2000: What are we drafting? Cube?
TheMicah21: SEALED
Angreed66: What skills I thought only Adam and other Adam have skills.
AgentMagicMaster: Hi 2 members of the LRR beard squad!
Toshar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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Raithencore235: well... if it was that was unintentional
Stoffern: Its not the sound a police car makes?
accountmadeforants: @TheWarbo Yeah, looks like I'll finally be making the switch to Sultai
1losttheGame: what account is this?
HungryCavalier: Are you sure this isn't Ben's account?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: are you on your own account this time?
mysticsage1: check account!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Whooo. Time to craft those mines. Wait, it's Thursday... I mean magic those cards.
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mysticsage1: oh goof
PhoenixMelior: it sure says LRRMTG
Pal_Friendpatine: You could let me play with an amazing deck and I’d be 0-2. So... you know...,
ThorSokar: This is from when you had your "getting stomped spree" last week
Laurence72: Yay! New PR! lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
traveller800: @HungryCavalier shortly after ben found out they were using his account...they mysteriously disappeared
orellien2773: No decktracker?
1losttheGame: "i know what im doing" flash backs to last week intensify
accountmadeforants: Dang, oppo's got a great curve
orellien2773: or card overlay or whatever it's called for mtg >_>
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: off work early means I get to catch this live, so here's hoping the heart of the cards finds you or whatever!
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Science_and_Magic: The Deckmaster plugin?
traveller800: @HungryCavalier Only their left shoes were found
kinslayer6788 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
kinslayer6788: The Almost 2 YEAH
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orellien2773: Yay, thanks! And yeah, Deckmaster :)
accountmadeforants: Yeah, extension's working
TwilightAvalon: Im so unhappy new Tamiyo isnt MonoU
hunkajunk: Heyyy It's Adam. Hi Adam!
SpookySpaghooti: yeah who did build this deck???
tyrew0rm: lava axe is a secret boros card in this set
Nigouki: so is today going to be a mystery of who built the deck?
Ristow: can't play scholar
Theycallmejokke: O-2 milkshake bracket here we come
Ristow: dead on board now
TheWarbo: James helpfully hovering over the line, for the opponent
m_logan2000: strike now
Ristow: have to kill it before their turn
m_logan2000: so they dont figure it out
Pal_Friendpatine: So instead of giving James the Eggs-perience someone built a jank MTG deck for him
tyrew0rm: dont passs, they could kill you
Coinman1863: ^^
colonelcustard2000: give the deckhand sure strike
chesul: so, just looked at today's spoilers, God-Eternals, Yikes.
EvilBadman: OP didn't even activate after you hovered over both
Science_and_Magic: Block in case of pump
felix__ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
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martypunker: I'm here because I was told there would be magic tricks.
getgudder: What is your guys favorite war of the spark card so far? god boar?
Stoffern: The ol bump n chump
TwilightAvalon: the Ol Ded
DarkNacht: At this point the correct move is probably to concede
hunkajunk: HAVE A 7 DROP
Oatway_: milkshake
accountmadeforants: Dang
seth_erickson: ABZAN
NathanJay_GA: thats a hell of an opener
TwilightAvalon: Golgori it is
Ristow: blue looks pretty good
Raithencore235: Hey Adam, it's Izoni and old friend!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: seconding abzan
QwertMints: is abzan typically playable?
Ristow: Imp seems fine in sealed
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: depends on their gate situation, but I see mostly 3 color in draft
hunkajunk: Splash for Niv Mizzet!
accountmadeforants: I propose you keep Portcullis Vines as the deckbox art even if you're not running it. It looks sweet.